WEBVTT 00:00:00.641 --> 00:00:15.151 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:31.781 --> 00:00:33.231 We can cue music. 00:00:33.341 --> 00:00:35.651 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 00:00:35.762 --> 00:00:37.972 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 00:00:38.094 --> 00:00:39.512 ♪ Marry me, marry me ♪ 00:00:39.602 --> 00:00:41.592 ♪ Say yes, for the rest, the rest ♪ 00:00:41.701 --> 00:00:43.841 ♪ I never seen forever ♪ 00:00:43.940 --> 00:00:46.226 ♪ I never seen forever in the wild ♪ 00:00:46.326 --> 00:00:50.978 ♪ But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes... ♪ 00:00:51.070 --> 00:00:53.902 HODA KOTB: Tomorrow night, superstar Kat Valdez 00:00:53.992 --> 00:00:57.028 and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian 00:00:57.078 --> 00:00:59.155 will make history when they perform 00:00:59.205 --> 00:01:02.200 their new hit song "Marry Me" and exchange vows 00:01:02.250 --> 00:01:04.869 in front of the whole world. 00:01:04.919 --> 00:01:07.247 - 20 million people. - (cheering) 00:01:07.297 --> 00:01:09.207 BASTIAN: See you tomorrow. 00:01:09.257 --> 00:01:10.625 I'll be the one in the veil. 00:01:10.675 --> 00:01:12.919 And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me! 00:01:12.969 --> 00:01:16.881 Okay, I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown 00:01:16.931 --> 00:01:19.676 with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals. 00:01:19.726 --> 00:01:21.636 I feel so grateful right now 00:01:21.686 --> 00:01:23.179 that everything is the way it is. 00:01:23.229 --> 00:01:24.556 I have a beautiful fiancé 00:01:24.606 --> 00:01:26.474 who's so supportive and loving and... 00:01:26.524 --> 00:01:28.143 I feel so grateful for the American fans because 00:01:28.193 --> 00:01:30.186 they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way. 00:01:30.236 --> 00:01:31.855 "Marry Me" is sweeping the country. 00:01:31.905 --> 00:01:34.941 KAT: Planning the wedding show has been insane. 00:01:34.991 --> 00:01:36.526 Strike that, the world. 00:01:36.576 --> 00:01:38.486 Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage 00:01:38.536 --> 00:01:40.530 in New York City tomorrow night, 00:01:40.580 --> 00:01:42.323 and then jetting off to a private island 00:01:42.373 --> 00:01:45.452 where they'll make, let's hope, more beautiful music together. 00:01:45.502 --> 00:01:47.036 JUSTIN SYLVESTER: City National Bank, 00:01:47.086 --> 00:01:49.372 bank of the stars, presents "Marry Me." 00:01:49.422 --> 00:01:52.041 The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime. 00:01:52.091 --> 00:01:54.753 And with me is Colin Calloway, her manager. How are you? 00:01:54.803 --> 00:01:56.546 I'm very well, Justin. How are you? 00:01:56.596 --> 00:01:59.382 I'm good. Now, I heard this was all Bastian's idea. 00:01:59.432 --> 00:02:01.217 Uh, no, no, no, they-they both wanted to give 00:02:01.267 --> 00:02:02.969 - something back to the fans. - You know, combined, 00:02:03.019 --> 00:02:04.971 they have a social reach of over 200 million people? 00:02:05.021 --> 00:02:07.599 Uh, yeah, of course I know that. I'm-I'm the manager. 00:02:07.649 --> 00:02:09.809 - Uh... uh... - Who's a bridesmaid? 00:02:09.859 --> 00:02:11.811 What about her exes? Will they be in the audience? 00:02:11.861 --> 00:02:13.396 They got some people, uh, waiting for me, 00:02:13.446 --> 00:02:14.355 so I'm just gonna go and deal with that. 00:02:14.405 --> 00:02:16.149 - Just... - Bye, guys. 00:02:16.199 --> 00:02:17.358 I hate dealing with managers. 00:02:17.408 --> 00:02:18.777 ♪ Marry me ♪ 00:02:18.827 --> 00:02:20.820 ♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪ 00:02:20.870 --> 00:02:22.906 ♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪ 00:02:22.956 --> 00:02:25.366 ♪ Marry me. ♪ 00:02:25.416 --> 00:02:26.951 WOMAN: Can somebody get this cart? 00:02:27.001 --> 00:02:29.587 - Can somebody help me? - (indistinct chatter) 00:02:31.256 --> 00:02:33.416 It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni. 00:02:33.466 --> 00:02:35.251 I mean, if you don't like it, I'll take it. 00:02:35.301 --> 00:02:36.377 - Oh, that's beautiful. - Ah! 00:02:36.427 --> 00:02:38.421 (both laughing) 00:02:38.471 --> 00:02:40.381 Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon. 00:02:40.431 --> 00:02:41.591 - Okay. - Okay? 00:02:41.641 --> 00:02:43.551 KAT: Oh, more flowers. 00:02:43.601 --> 00:02:44.969 (chuckling): My God, this is insane. 00:02:45.019 --> 00:02:46.846 This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park 00:02:46.896 --> 00:02:49.432 stuffed with wedding gifts, including a stove. 00:02:49.482 --> 00:02:51.893 - Someone got me a stove? - It's from a fan. 00:02:51.943 --> 00:02:54.479 (scoffs) Who thinks I don't have a stove? 00:02:54.529 --> 00:02:55.522 COLIN: Yeah, Tyra? 00:02:55.572 --> 00:02:57.073 Donate all of it. 00:02:57.991 --> 00:03:00.777 - ("Marry Me" ringtone plays) - Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio. 00:03:00.827 --> 00:03:03.613 Tom, the man himself. Talk to me. 00:03:03.663 --> 00:03:05.448 Of course I've got some tickets for you, 00:03:05.498 --> 00:03:06.950 even if we are completely sold out. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:08.868 I don't think there's a single person in this city 00:03:08.918 --> 00:03:10.795 who's not clamoring to come to this wedding. 00:03:11.588 --> 00:03:13.540 Think this is one of my better lunches, 00:03:13.590 --> 00:03:15.333 but you be the judge. 00:03:15.383 --> 00:03:16.960 Dad, don't mess up my hair. 00:03:17.010 --> 00:03:18.545 I thought that gave you good luck. 00:03:18.595 --> 00:03:20.505 That was, like, a long time ago. 00:03:20.555 --> 00:03:22.966 I think it was about a month ago. 00:03:23.016 --> 00:03:24.634 How great is this? 00:03:24.684 --> 00:03:28.138 Going to the same school together. 00:03:28.188 --> 00:03:30.515 - Mm-hmm, great. - Oh, and, Lou, you probably 00:03:30.565 --> 00:03:31.975 won't see that much of me. 00:03:32.025 --> 00:03:34.394 I know that could be a problem for you, 00:03:34.444 --> 00:03:36.980 but if you need to see me anytime... 00:03:37.030 --> 00:03:37.856 I won't. 00:03:37.906 --> 00:03:39.983 I like the independence. Good. 00:03:40.033 --> 00:03:42.026 Oh, and you know the student that you're shadowing, Esther? 00:03:42.076 --> 00:03:44.946 Full disclosure, Esther is in my math club, 00:03:44.996 --> 00:03:49.117 but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join. 00:03:49.167 --> 00:03:50.493 I'm not joining. 00:03:50.543 --> 00:03:51.878 Tough audience. 00:03:53.046 --> 00:03:55.498 (snoring) 00:03:55.548 --> 00:03:57.917 (kids chattering) 00:03:57.967 --> 00:04:00.053 Um, Dad? 00:04:00.887 --> 00:04:03.089 - Can I go in alone? - Of course. 00:04:03.139 --> 00:04:05.175 I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 00:04:05.225 --> 00:04:08.645 If I could walk in alone, you know, for my street cred. 00:04:10.146 --> 00:04:11.981 I love you! 00:04:15.985 --> 00:04:20.315 You may be good at football, you may be good at track, 00:04:20.365 --> 00:04:22.484 but when it comes to math clubs... 00:04:22.534 --> 00:04:25.111 ALL: You better watch your back! 00:04:25.161 --> 00:04:28.281 Coolidge Pi-thons attack! 00:04:28.331 --> 00:04:30.116 - (hissing) - Yes! 00:04:30.166 --> 00:04:31.493 What's our number? 00:04:31.543 --> 00:04:35.997 ALL: 3.141592... 00:04:36.047 --> 00:04:38.208 - (school bell rings) - 65839... 00:04:38.258 --> 00:04:39.709 Percy, we got it. Good. 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:43.046 Okay, remember, if you sit in the question, 00:04:43.096 --> 00:04:44.756 the answer will find you. 00:04:44.806 --> 00:04:46.758 Terrific job today. I love the energy. 00:04:46.808 --> 00:04:48.218 I'm telling you, if we bring that 00:04:48.268 --> 00:04:50.720 to the Mathalon finals, we win the... 00:04:50.770 --> 00:04:52.680 - Oh, Esther, you got a second? - Yeah. 00:04:52.730 --> 00:04:54.557 How's Lou doing? She good? 00:04:54.607 --> 00:04:56.017 I think so. 00:04:56.067 --> 00:04:57.727 You know, she's great at math, so at some point, 00:04:57.777 --> 00:04:59.396 I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking 00:04:59.446 --> 00:05:00.814 about maybe joining the Pi-thons. 00:05:00.864 --> 00:05:02.524 'Cause, you know, at her last school, 00:05:02.574 --> 00:05:04.401 she made it to the Mathalon finals. 00:05:04.451 --> 00:05:06.277 Really? She never mentioned that. 00:05:06.327 --> 00:05:08.238 Ah, you know, that's the thing. She's really shy. 00:05:08.288 --> 00:05:10.782 Oh, not at all. She was telling me about her vacation 00:05:10.832 --> 00:05:12.867 and about this guy named David. 00:05:12.917 --> 00:05:14.869 David? My ex's new husband? 00:05:14.919 --> 00:05:16.788 - What did she say about him? - Oh... 00:05:16.838 --> 00:05:18.331 It doesn't matter. Never mind. 00:05:18.381 --> 00:05:21.251 Actually, go ahead. Tell me. 00:05:21.301 --> 00:05:22.710 Oh, just that he's awesome 00:05:22.760 --> 00:05:24.671 and no matter what they do, it's always cool 00:05:24.721 --> 00:05:27.173 - and exciting and, you know... - Fun. 00:05:27.223 --> 00:05:28.550 - Yeah. (chuckles) - Gotcha. 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:30.593 - All right. - Okay. Thanks, Esther. 00:05:30.643 --> 00:05:32.846 I guess they're going cave diving. 00:05:32.896 --> 00:05:35.982 - Hmm. Cave diving. - Yeah. 00:05:37.025 --> 00:05:40.145 - (door opens, closes) - Where? 00:05:40.195 --> 00:05:42.063 PARKER: In a stairwell, spying on your daughter. 00:05:42.113 --> 00:05:43.606 - Really? - CHARLIE: We're not spying. 00:05:43.656 --> 00:05:46.276 We're-we're just watching from a distance. 00:05:46.326 --> 00:05:47.819 We're not spying. 00:05:47.869 --> 00:05:49.863 Look, she had a hard time at her last school. 00:05:49.913 --> 00:05:51.614 I just want to make sure she's okay. 00:05:51.664 --> 00:05:54.492 So, what, you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids? 00:05:54.542 --> 00:05:57.162 CHARLIE: Parker, you're supposed to set a good example 00:05:57.212 --> 00:05:58.955 as the guidance counselor. 00:05:59.005 --> 00:06:02.667 I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone. 00:06:02.717 --> 00:06:06.212 Jesus, kids still do the robot? 00:06:06.262 --> 00:06:07.964 (ringtone playing): ♪ Marry me, marry me, say... ♪ 00:06:08.014 --> 00:06:10.341 - Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone? - Guilty. 00:06:10.391 --> 00:06:11.384 What's "Marry Me"? 00:06:11.434 --> 00:06:13.303 It's Kat and Bastian's new song. 00:06:13.353 --> 00:06:15.013 - It's everyone's new song. - It's my new song. 00:06:15.063 --> 00:06:16.890 - It's not mine. - People are gonna propose to it. 00:06:16.940 --> 00:06:18.391 They're gonna post videos of themselves 00:06:18.441 --> 00:06:19.893 dancing to it down the aisle. 00:06:19.943 --> 00:06:21.478 - Are you ready to be jealous? - Yes. 00:06:21.528 --> 00:06:24.481 I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex-girlfriend 00:06:24.531 --> 00:06:25.774 - to their concert/wedding. - Shut up. 00:06:25.824 --> 00:06:28.068 Where she's gonna look at me and say... 00:06:28.118 --> 00:06:29.402 Hi, baby. 00:06:29.452 --> 00:06:30.820 BASTIAN (over phone): Hi, love. 00:06:30.870 --> 00:06:34.082 - Did you see my post? - No. You post something? 00:06:39.712 --> 00:06:41.164 (chuckles) 00:06:41.214 --> 00:06:43.458 So, do you like it? 00:06:43.508 --> 00:06:45.752 I love it. 00:06:45.802 --> 00:06:47.462 I love you. 00:06:47.512 --> 00:06:49.130 I love you more, baby. 00:06:49.180 --> 00:06:50.298 (inhales deeply) 00:06:50.348 --> 00:06:52.300 - When'll you be home? - About an hour. 00:06:52.350 --> 00:06:54.010 You know there's about a thousand people 00:06:54.060 --> 00:06:55.895 - in this apartment right now? - (laughing): What? 00:06:57.230 --> 00:06:58.773 I know. 00:07:01.067 --> 00:07:02.352 20 million? 00:07:02.402 --> 00:07:03.895 (chuckles) Yeah, of course. 00:07:03.945 --> 00:07:06.689 Oh, my God. This has gotten so out of control. 00:07:06.739 --> 00:07:08.525 (man speaks Spanish over phone) 00:07:08.575 --> 00:07:10.110 BASTIAN: Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait. 00:07:10.160 --> 00:07:11.903 Yeah, I just... 00:07:11.953 --> 00:07:15.240 now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere. 00:07:15.290 --> 00:07:16.783 No, my love. 00:07:16.833 --> 00:07:19.494 You deserve the biggest wedding in the world. 00:07:19.544 --> 00:07:23.256 And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives. 00:07:24.090 --> 00:07:26.885 - Can't wait. (chuckles) - I can't wait either, baby. 00:07:31.931 --> 00:07:33.591 MELISSA: Where's Kat? 00:07:33.641 --> 00:07:35.894 An interview in ten minutes. 00:07:36.644 --> 00:07:38.471 (horns honking) 00:07:38.521 --> 00:07:40.223 CHARLIE: Look what I just found. 00:07:40.273 --> 00:07:41.474 Scoot over. (grunts) 00:07:41.524 --> 00:07:43.560 I was just looking through some old pictures. 00:07:43.610 --> 00:07:46.020 - Uh-huh? - And look at this one I saw 00:07:46.070 --> 00:07:49.399 of you, me and Mom in Jamaica, parasailing. 00:07:49.449 --> 00:07:50.817 We went parasailing? 00:07:50.867 --> 00:07:52.402 Do you not remember? 00:07:52.452 --> 00:07:53.737 I mean, to be honest, 00:07:53.787 --> 00:07:55.572 I don't remember you together at all. 00:07:55.622 --> 00:07:56.906 (grunts softly) 00:07:56.956 --> 00:08:00.326 Well, we were, and we had fun. 00:08:00.376 --> 00:08:03.079 I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy. 00:08:03.129 --> 00:08:07.542 I was, and I am a fun guy. 00:08:07.592 --> 00:08:10.253 (takes deep breath) 00:08:10.303 --> 00:08:12.422 But, you know, 00:08:12.472 --> 00:08:15.425 it's not just about fun. 00:08:15.475 --> 00:08:17.218 It's-it's harder than that. 00:08:17.268 --> 00:08:19.429 It's work. It's... 00:08:19.479 --> 00:08:22.015 Well, think about Tank. 00:08:22.065 --> 00:08:24.017 - When Tank was a puppy. - (chuckles) 00:08:24.067 --> 00:08:25.435 - You remember that? - Yeah. 00:08:25.485 --> 00:08:26.895 You remember how fun he was 00:08:26.945 --> 00:08:28.772 and playing tug-of-war with the Frisbee 00:08:28.822 --> 00:08:30.774 and him jumping around? 00:08:30.824 --> 00:08:34.444 And now he's old, and his eyes don't work, 00:08:34.494 --> 00:08:37.072 and you don't know how many good years he has left, 00:08:37.122 --> 00:08:39.282 - but you still... - Dad, is Tank dying? 00:08:39.332 --> 00:08:40.950 No. No. 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:43.620 I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good. 00:08:43.670 --> 00:08:45.830 I got a little off track. 00:08:45.880 --> 00:08:48.458 I was just... What I meant is that 00:08:48.508 --> 00:08:52.295 love is about sacrifice and the day-to-day. 00:08:52.345 --> 00:08:55.265 Um, Dad, uh, can I go to sleep now? 00:08:56.057 --> 00:08:57.842 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 00:08:57.892 --> 00:08:59.761 - Okay. Good night. - Okay. 00:08:59.811 --> 00:09:01.396 Night. 00:09:05.775 --> 00:09:07.727 JIMMY FALLON: Last time she was here, Kat Valdez, 00:09:07.777 --> 00:09:10.355 who let's just say is no stranger to weddings... 00:09:10.405 --> 00:09:11.981 (audience laughing) 00:09:12.031 --> 00:09:14.067 ...said she wanted to do something smaller, 00:09:14.117 --> 00:09:16.319 understated, intimate, 00:09:16.369 --> 00:09:19.114 with just, say, 5,000 of their closest fans. 00:09:19.164 --> 00:09:21.699 - (laughter) - I mean friends. 00:09:21.749 --> 00:09:24.494 Just a simple wedding for a simple gal. 00:09:24.544 --> 00:09:27.372 - Just like Mom's wedding was. - (laughter) 00:09:27.422 --> 00:09:29.207 RYAN SEACREST: Hey, good morning, New York. 00:09:29.257 --> 00:09:31.000 It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you. 00:09:31.050 --> 00:09:32.210 ENRIQUE SANTOS: Kat and Bastian fans, 00:09:32.260 --> 00:09:33.878 it's Enrique Santos with you. 00:09:33.928 --> 00:09:36.297 RADIO HOST: Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian 00:09:36.347 --> 00:09:38.842 will give it all they got and tie the knot. 00:09:38.892 --> 00:09:40.218 RADIO HOST 2: Today is the big day. 00:09:40.268 --> 00:09:42.053 RADIO HOST 3: That shit is crazy, man. 00:09:42.103 --> 00:09:43.513 KAT: "Then on the shore 00:09:43.563 --> 00:09:45.306 "Of the wide world I stand alone, and think 00:09:45.356 --> 00:09:49.227 Till love and fame to nothingness do sink." 00:09:49.277 --> 00:09:51.813 It's Keats. You think he'll like it? 00:09:51.863 --> 00:09:54.441 If somebody explains it to him, yeah. 00:09:54.491 --> 00:09:56.034 It's beautiful. 00:09:57.118 --> 00:09:58.737 Oh, today is your wedding day! 00:09:58.787 --> 00:10:00.155 - (squeals) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:00.205 --> 00:10:02.198 Get it, get it, get it. 00:10:02.248 --> 00:10:03.783 Tomorrow would've been our anniversary. 00:10:03.833 --> 00:10:05.660 You guys went out for what, two weeks? 00:10:05.710 --> 00:10:08.204 17 days, if you include the breakup. 00:10:08.254 --> 00:10:10.665 And she dumped me with a text. 00:10:10.715 --> 00:10:12.208 So rude. 00:10:12.258 --> 00:10:15.253 Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight. 00:10:15.303 --> 00:10:18.339 Parker, I'm not a big concert person. 00:10:18.389 --> 00:10:21.176 Listen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, 00:10:21.226 --> 00:10:22.886 and you don't even get it. 00:10:22.936 --> 00:10:24.637 This is Halley's Comet. 00:10:24.687 --> 00:10:26.765 It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body. 00:10:26.815 --> 00:10:27.891 It's very rare. 00:10:27.941 --> 00:10:29.517 Okay, I've got Lou tonight. 00:10:29.567 --> 00:10:31.311 Good. I've got three tickets. 00:10:31.361 --> 00:10:32.812 Bring her. 00:10:32.862 --> 00:10:36.149 Maybe she'll think you're fun. 00:10:36.199 --> 00:10:38.693 (organ plays intro to "Church" by Kat Valdez) 00:10:38.743 --> 00:10:41.321 (audience cheering) 00:10:41.371 --> 00:10:43.073 KAT: ♪ Church, church, church, church ♪ 00:10:43.123 --> 00:10:44.908 ♪ Church, church, church ♪ 00:10:44.958 --> 00:10:47.952 ♪ Like church, church, church, church ♪ 00:10:48.002 --> 00:10:49.254 ♪ Yeah ♪ 00:10:50.130 --> 00:10:51.790 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪ 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:54.584 ♪ I've fallen for you ♪ 00:10:54.634 --> 00:10:57.921 ♪ You've opened my gates and showed me the truth ♪ 00:10:57.971 --> 00:10:59.547 (whooping) 00:10:59.597 --> 00:11:03.176 ♪ I'm born again, I'm feeling renewed ♪ 00:11:03.226 --> 00:11:04.886 ♪ You showed me the way ♪ 00:11:04.936 --> 00:11:07.972 ♪ I'm baptized in you ♪ 00:11:08.022 --> 00:11:10.475 ♪ I feel it in my chest ♪ 00:11:10.525 --> 00:11:13.520 ♪ I got you in my head, I'm putting on my best ♪ 00:11:13.570 --> 00:11:16.606 ♪ Like I'm in church, church, church ♪ 00:11:16.656 --> 00:11:19.109 ♪ Screaming out your name ♪ 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:21.277 ♪ Got me feeling safe ♪ 00:11:21.327 --> 00:11:23.655 ♪ It's a new day, like I'm in church ♪ 00:11:23.705 --> 00:11:25.490 ♪ Church, church, church ♪ 00:11:25.540 --> 00:11:30.078 ♪ You make me sing out, "Hallelujah" ♪ 00:11:30.128 --> 00:11:33.581 ♪ This kind of love will do it to ya ♪ 00:11:33.631 --> 00:11:36.793 ♪ Like church, church, church, church ♪ 00:11:36.843 --> 00:11:37.961 ♪ Church, church, church ♪ 00:11:38.011 --> 00:11:39.963 ♪ Like church, church ♪ 00:11:40.013 --> 00:11:41.714 ♪ Church, church ♪ 00:11:41.764 --> 00:11:43.216 ♪ Yeah ♪ 00:11:43.266 --> 00:11:44.926 ♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪ 00:11:44.976 --> 00:11:47.137 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Making this woman true ♪ 00:11:47.187 --> 00:11:48.471 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 00:11:48.521 --> 00:11:49.973 ♪ Yes, honest to God, it's true ♪ 00:11:50.023 --> 00:11:52.642 ♪ Church, church, church, church ♪ 00:11:52.692 --> 00:11:54.310 ♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪ 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:55.812 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Making this woman true ♪ 00:11:55.862 --> 00:11:57.147 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 00:11:57.197 --> 00:11:59.315 ♪ Yes, honest to God, it's true ♪ 00:11:59.365 --> 00:12:01.651 ♪ Church, church, church, church ♪ 00:12:01.701 --> 00:12:05.989 ♪ You make me sing out, "Hallelujah," testify ♪ 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:09.284 ♪ This kind of love will do it to ya ♪ 00:12:09.334 --> 00:12:12.328 ♪ Like church, church, church, church ♪ 00:12:12.378 --> 00:12:14.122 ♪ Church, church, church ♪ 00:12:14.172 --> 00:12:16.750 ♪ Like church, church, church, church ♪ 00:12:16.800 --> 00:12:18.168 ♪ Yeah ♪ 00:12:18.218 --> 00:12:20.754 ♪ Yeah, hey, hey, baby ♪ 00:12:20.804 --> 00:12:22.172 ♪ I'm in church ♪ 00:12:22.222 --> 00:12:24.466 ♪ Church, church, church, church ♪ 00:12:24.516 --> 00:12:27.135 ♪ Ooh, I'm in church with you ♪ 00:12:27.185 --> 00:12:29.929 - ♪ I'm in church with you ♪ - (cheering) 00:12:29.979 --> 00:12:33.641 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - (whooping) 00:12:33.691 --> 00:12:34.851 ♪ Yeah ♪ 00:12:34.901 --> 00:12:36.352 ♪ Lord almighty. ♪ 00:12:36.402 --> 00:12:38.404 - (song ends) - (cheering) 00:12:41.741 --> 00:12:44.235 - WOMAN: We love you, Kat! - (cheering continues) 00:12:44.285 --> 00:12:46.404 Thank you so much for being here 00:12:46.454 --> 00:12:49.783 on such a monumentally special occasion. 00:12:49.833 --> 00:12:51.951 How's everybody feeling tonight? 00:12:52.001 --> 00:12:55.455 (cheering) 00:12:55.505 --> 00:12:56.623 (speaks Spanish) 00:12:56.673 --> 00:12:58.541 Are there any Latinos in the house? 00:12:58.591 --> 00:13:00.385 (cheering) 00:13:02.137 --> 00:13:04.931 Well, I am looking for one in particular. 00:13:06.599 --> 00:13:08.760 - (laughing) - (cheering, screaming) 00:13:08.810 --> 00:13:10.512 KAT: Yes. 00:13:10.562 --> 00:13:12.522 Ooh, hold this. 00:13:15.608 --> 00:13:17.977 Hey, Roxy, check out my new best friends. 00:13:18.027 --> 00:13:19.938 Oh, yeah, and suck it! 00:13:19.988 --> 00:13:21.398 (mellow Latin music begins) 00:13:21.448 --> 00:13:25.118 That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife. 00:13:26.161 --> 00:13:28.154 I should've worn my onesie. 00:13:28.204 --> 00:13:30.073 (laughs) Charlie. 00:13:30.123 --> 00:13:32.375 (singing in Spanish) 00:13:42.760 --> 00:13:43.795 Yeah. 00:13:43.845 --> 00:13:44.921 Something's wrong. 00:13:44.971 --> 00:13:46.423 Where? 00:13:46.473 --> 00:13:48.049 Page Six. 00:13:48.099 --> 00:13:50.185 (typing rapidly) 00:13:52.645 --> 00:13:54.931 Are you guys ready for the wedding? 00:13:54.981 --> 00:13:56.307 (cheering) 00:13:56.357 --> 00:13:58.109 (singing in Spanish) 00:14:00.403 --> 00:14:03.356 (gasping, hushed chatter) 00:14:03.406 --> 00:14:06.776 (continues singing in Spanish) 00:14:06.826 --> 00:14:09.320 - Where's Tyra? - In Bastian's dressing room. 00:14:09.370 --> 00:14:11.948 - Ah, perfect. - Dancers, to the stage in five! 00:14:11.998 --> 00:14:14.000 (continues singing in Spanish) 00:14:16.085 --> 00:14:18.037 (women cheering, screaming) 00:14:18.087 --> 00:14:20.006 (continues singing in Spanish) 00:14:22.550 --> 00:14:25.261 Mel! Where's Mel? 00:14:26.304 --> 00:14:28.173 - (song ends) - (applause) 00:14:28.223 --> 00:14:31.184 What's everybody looking at? 00:14:33.019 --> 00:14:34.596 Oh. I know the groom is not 00:14:34.646 --> 00:14:36.681 supposed to see the bride before the wedding. 00:14:36.731 --> 00:14:39.100 Can I just say, "Wow." 00:14:39.150 --> 00:14:40.685 No. 00:14:40.735 --> 00:14:43.146 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 00:14:43.196 --> 00:14:44.689 (cheering) 00:14:44.739 --> 00:14:47.233 ...the moment you've all been waiting for. 00:14:47.283 --> 00:14:50.370 (majestic orchestral music playing) 00:14:54.290 --> 00:14:56.159 (Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing) 00:14:56.209 --> 00:14:58.161 - What's the matter? - Mm, everything's fine. 00:14:58.211 --> 00:14:59.329 - Something's weird. - Nothing to worry about. 00:14:59.379 --> 00:15:00.747 What's everybody looking at? 00:15:00.797 --> 00:15:03.049 - Forget about them. - Give me your phone. 00:15:04.175 --> 00:15:05.468 Now! 00:15:06.719 --> 00:15:08.221 It might not be real. 00:15:09.681 --> 00:15:12.342 AUDIENCE (chanting): "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 00:15:12.392 --> 00:15:14.761 REPORTER: A Page Sixexclusive: 00:15:14.811 --> 00:15:17.472 An anonymous poster sent us this hot video 00:15:17.522 --> 00:15:19.265 that's gonna blow your mind. 00:15:19.315 --> 00:15:21.684 Kat Valdez's husband-to-be Bastian 00:15:21.734 --> 00:15:25.355 was caught cheating on her with her assistant. 00:15:25.405 --> 00:15:28.691 - (announcer speaking Spanish) - (chanting continues) 00:15:28.741 --> 00:15:32.203 (mechanical whirring) 00:15:33.705 --> 00:15:35.990 ANNOUNCER: Can I get a witness? 00:15:36.040 --> 00:15:38.910 AUDIENCE: "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:40.537 "Marry Me!" 00:15:40.587 --> 00:15:43.331 (cheering) 00:15:43.381 --> 00:15:45.592 (upbeat pop intro playing) 00:15:54.309 --> 00:15:56.644 (cheering) 00:16:03.359 --> 00:16:06.404 (indistinct chatter) 00:16:12.035 --> 00:16:14.070 Uh, can you stop the music? 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:16.531 (music stops) 00:16:16.581 --> 00:16:17.657 Oh, shit. 00:16:17.707 --> 00:16:21.077 And, um, can you turn up the house lights? 00:16:21.127 --> 00:16:22.837 (audience quiets) 00:16:24.839 --> 00:16:26.466 Yeah. 00:16:28.259 --> 00:16:30.503 - (grunts) - (audience gasping) 00:16:30.553 --> 00:16:32.672 - WOMAN: We love you, Kat! - MAN: We love you, Kat! 00:16:32.722 --> 00:16:34.424 - MAN: Kat, we love you! - WOMAN: Kat! 00:16:34.474 --> 00:16:38.228 - (whispers): I'm okay. - WOMAN: Kat, you're a goddess! 00:16:39.979 --> 00:16:42.724 I'm told that, uh... 00:16:42.774 --> 00:16:45.351 (sniffles) 00:16:45.401 --> 00:16:47.437 ...20 million people are 00:16:47.487 --> 00:16:51.107 supposed to watch me sing "Marry Me" 00:16:51.157 --> 00:16:53.151 to the love of my life... 00:16:53.201 --> 00:16:55.612 (applause, cheering) 00:16:55.662 --> 00:16:58.615 ...and then watch as we take our vows. 00:16:58.665 --> 00:17:00.575 (cheering) 00:17:00.625 --> 00:17:02.660 I didn't know she was gonna do this. 00:17:02.710 --> 00:17:03.828 Beautiful. 00:17:03.878 --> 00:17:05.538 So it's only natural 00:17:05.588 --> 00:17:07.791 that I would want to see who I'm talking to. 00:17:07.841 --> 00:17:09.292 - (cheering) - WOMAN: We love you! 00:17:09.342 --> 00:17:11.002 WOMAN 2: Kat, we love you! 00:17:11.052 --> 00:17:13.838 Probably didn't know about this either, did you? 00:17:13.888 --> 00:17:16.091 Only natural that I say something, 00:17:16.141 --> 00:17:18.468 if not about marriage, 00:17:18.518 --> 00:17:20.929 then about... love. 00:17:20.979 --> 00:17:23.014 (murmuring) 00:17:23.064 --> 00:17:25.475 Because that's what we're all looking for, right? 00:17:25.525 --> 00:17:27.018 - (cheering) - (murmurs of agreement) 00:17:27.068 --> 00:17:28.311 - Love? - WOMAN: Yes! 00:17:28.361 --> 00:17:29.979 REPORTER: A Page Sixexclusive... 00:17:30.029 --> 00:17:33.867 We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that... 00:17:36.619 --> 00:17:40.540 ...we forget what our love actually is. 00:17:46.254 --> 00:17:48.665 - A lie. - (audience gasping, murmuring) 00:17:48.715 --> 00:17:50.667 MAN: It's okay! We love you! 00:17:50.717 --> 00:17:53.211 A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago 00:17:53.261 --> 00:17:56.556 that you forgot that wasn't real. 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:03.513 But deep down, you knew. 00:18:03.563 --> 00:18:04.806 WOMAN: We love you, Kat. 00:18:04.856 --> 00:18:07.475 - (cheering) - We love you, Kat! 00:18:07.525 --> 00:18:10.395 - (whooping) - MAN: We love you! 00:18:10.445 --> 00:18:12.355 She's making a fool of herself. 00:18:12.405 --> 00:18:14.274 - (Kat sobs) - No. 00:18:14.324 --> 00:18:16.109 KAT: Somehow you knew. 00:18:16.159 --> 00:18:18.486 You did that. 00:18:18.536 --> 00:18:23.074 You realize that it wasn't love at all. 00:18:23.124 --> 00:18:25.118 You were just in love 00:18:25.168 --> 00:18:29.372 with the idea of who you wanted that person to be. 00:18:29.422 --> 00:18:32.926 But you can't marry an idea. 00:18:35.178 --> 00:18:37.430 (audience murmuring) 00:18:40.099 --> 00:18:42.302 You know, they say, if you want something different, 00:18:42.352 --> 00:18:44.938 you have to do something different. 00:18:46.815 --> 00:18:51.311 So this time, for the first time, 00:18:51.361 --> 00:18:53.613 you make a different choice. 00:18:55.281 --> 00:19:00.036 You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall. 00:19:03.081 --> 00:19:05.291 And you just... 00:19:14.008 --> 00:19:16.427 ...say yes. 00:19:26.229 --> 00:19:28.181 Why not? 00:19:28.231 --> 00:19:30.358 Sure. 00:19:32.026 --> 00:19:33.978 I'll marry you. 00:19:34.028 --> 00:19:35.605 You. 00:19:35.655 --> 00:19:37.399 (audience gasping) 00:19:37.449 --> 00:19:39.943 Dad. Dad, that's you. 00:19:39.993 --> 00:19:41.611 WOMAN: I thought it would be Bastian, 00:19:41.661 --> 00:19:43.530 but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker. 00:19:43.580 --> 00:19:45.365 Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask. 00:19:45.415 --> 00:19:46.658 - Is this for real? - Yeah, it's for real! 00:19:46.708 --> 00:19:48.284 Jesus H. She's talking to you. 00:19:48.334 --> 00:19:49.953 Charlie, go! Go! 00:19:50.003 --> 00:19:52.664 - Go. Go! - Go! Go! Go! 00:19:52.714 --> 00:19:54.791 AUDIENCE (chanting): Go! Go! Go! 00:19:54.841 --> 00:19:57.469 (chant continues) 00:20:05.727 --> 00:20:07.979 - (chant dies down) - (cheering) 00:20:12.150 --> 00:20:14.185 ♪ ♪ 00:20:14.235 --> 00:20:16.488 (cheering) 00:20:18.782 --> 00:20:21.034 (organ playing Wagner's "Bridal Chorus") 00:20:29.417 --> 00:20:32.045 Oh, my God. 00:20:39.135 --> 00:20:42.005 Do you, Katrina Valdez, 00:20:42.055 --> 00:20:45.175 take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband? 00:20:45.225 --> 00:20:48.344 And I mean really take him. Think hard, girl. 00:20:48.394 --> 00:20:50.146 (audience murmuring) 00:20:51.898 --> 00:20:53.516 - I do. - WOMAN: Wait, what? 00:20:53.566 --> 00:20:56.644 - (audience gasping) - And do you, some guy, 00:20:56.694 --> 00:21:00.106 take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife? 00:21:00.156 --> 00:21:01.357 WOMAN: No! Bastian! 00:21:01.407 --> 00:21:02.609 - MAN: Do it! - OTHERS: Yeah! 00:21:02.659 --> 00:21:04.861 (scattered shouts) 00:21:04.911 --> 00:21:06.871 It's on you, bro. 00:21:13.086 --> 00:21:14.913 WOMAN: Say yes! 00:21:14.963 --> 00:21:16.206 Okay. 00:21:16.256 --> 00:21:18.666 - We'll take "okay." - (scattered shouts) 00:21:18.716 --> 00:21:21.586 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 00:21:21.636 --> 00:21:24.089 I now declare you... (whispers in Spanish) 00:21:24.139 --> 00:21:26.049 ...husband and wife. 00:21:26.099 --> 00:21:29.052 (scattered cheers) 00:21:29.102 --> 00:21:31.896 (cheering swells) 00:21:35.567 --> 00:21:37.977 ♪ ♪ 00:21:38.027 --> 00:21:39.737 (cheering fades) 00:21:52.208 --> 00:21:54.752 (cheering) 00:21:57.839 --> 00:21:58.873 Kat. 00:21:58.923 --> 00:22:00.458 Get the hell away from me. 00:22:00.508 --> 00:22:01.918 - Can I just explain... - I'm serious! 00:22:01.968 --> 00:22:04.003 - Get her out of here! - MAN: Clear this area. 00:22:04.053 --> 00:22:06.005 - Everybody out, please. - MAN 2: What's going on? 00:22:06.055 --> 00:22:07.849 What happened? 00:22:09.267 --> 00:22:10.602 Baby... 00:22:13.646 --> 00:22:14.848 Screw you, Bastian! 00:22:14.898 --> 00:22:16.349 BASTIAN: We got in that fight in Miami, 00:22:16.399 --> 00:22:17.434 then you told me to get out. 00:22:17.484 --> 00:22:18.518 Oh, so this is all my fault? 00:22:18.568 --> 00:22:19.769 It's nothing. It was nothing. 00:22:19.819 --> 00:22:21.271 - Get me out of here. - (speaks Spanish) 00:22:21.321 --> 00:22:22.939 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just... - Wait. 00:22:22.989 --> 00:22:25.817 Who the hell do you think you are, man? Some fan? 00:22:25.867 --> 00:22:27.777 No, I'm not a fan. Just... 00:22:27.827 --> 00:22:29.237 Well, I mean, I am now. 00:22:29.287 --> 00:22:30.780 Okay. We're done. You lot, get your phones down. 00:22:30.830 --> 00:22:32.741 - Show's over. Go, go, go. - (clamoring) 00:22:32.791 --> 00:22:33.992 Carl, take these two round the back. 00:22:34.042 --> 00:22:35.410 I'll have you send decoys round the front. 00:22:35.460 --> 00:22:36.619 - Listen. - Just get him out of here! 00:22:36.669 --> 00:22:38.163 (clamoring) 00:22:38.213 --> 00:22:39.581 Hey, move. Move. 00:22:39.631 --> 00:22:40.832 Hold him there. Hold him there. 00:22:40.882 --> 00:22:41.791 - Terry, I'm-I'm good. - Whoa, whoa. 00:22:41.841 --> 00:22:43.718 (clamoring continues) 00:22:44.594 --> 00:22:46.930 (cameras clicking rapidly) 00:22:49.182 --> 00:22:50.683 (Kat panting softly) 00:23:03.738 --> 00:23:05.907 ♪ ♪ 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.162 That was crazy. 00:23:14.958 --> 00:23:17.660 I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say 00:23:17.710 --> 00:23:20.330 or what just happened, but I know on some level 00:23:20.380 --> 00:23:23.174 you must have really cared about that guy. 00:23:24.592 --> 00:23:26.845 I was marrying him. 00:23:27.637 --> 00:23:29.639 Good point. 00:23:34.227 --> 00:23:37.313 He's going to age badly. 00:23:40.191 --> 00:23:42.352 No, he's not. 00:23:42.402 --> 00:23:43.895 Yeah, you're right. 00:23:43.945 --> 00:23:46.439 He's probably just gonna get better looking. 00:23:46.489 --> 00:23:48.825 (chuckles) 00:23:52.454 --> 00:23:55.039 I'm really sorry about all this. 00:23:57.500 --> 00:23:59.586 Me, too. 00:24:11.222 --> 00:24:13.099 You gonna be okay? 00:24:14.767 --> 00:24:16.895 Jeff will take you home. 00:24:17.687 --> 00:24:19.063 Okay. Good night. 00:24:23.568 --> 00:24:25.779 (cell phone buzzing) 00:24:28.698 --> 00:24:30.567 PARKER (over phone): Charlie, finally. 00:24:30.617 --> 00:24:32.068 Hey. How's Lou? 00:24:32.118 --> 00:24:34.028 She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you? 00:24:34.078 --> 00:24:35.905 I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home. 00:24:35.955 --> 00:24:37.741 Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it? 00:24:37.791 --> 00:24:39.409 (chuckling): Oh, my God. You are everywhere. 00:24:39.459 --> 00:24:40.994 Online, on television, on... 00:24:41.044 --> 00:24:42.537 What do you mean "television"? 00:24:42.587 --> 00:24:44.247 FALLON (on TV): Did you hear Kat Valdez got married 00:24:44.297 --> 00:24:45.957 to a different stranger at the concert tonight? 00:24:46.007 --> 00:24:47.417 - Do you believe that? - (audience laughing on TV) 00:24:47.467 --> 00:24:49.127 On the way home from the concert tonight, 00:24:49.177 --> 00:24:51.296 Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert, 00:24:51.346 --> 00:24:53.631 then married her Uber driver, and then... 00:24:53.681 --> 00:24:55.133 (audience laughing) 00:24:55.183 --> 00:24:57.218 Now he's-he's driving them to the honeymoon 00:24:57.268 --> 00:24:59.429 in Turks and Caicos, where she will marry the bellboy. 00:24:59.479 --> 00:25:02.557 It's very... It's all... It's all happening... 00:25:02.607 --> 00:25:04.642 REPORTER: Kat Valdez y Bastian... 00:25:04.692 --> 00:25:07.020 (reporter continues in Spanish) 00:25:07.070 --> 00:25:08.813 (sighs) 00:25:08.863 --> 00:25:10.824 COLIN: There you are. 00:25:14.577 --> 00:25:16.329 You need anything? 00:25:20.917 --> 00:25:22.410 KAT: Just... 00:25:22.460 --> 00:25:24.879 tell me it didn't happen. 00:25:26.089 --> 00:25:29.050 Why do I always pick the wrong guy? 00:25:33.012 --> 00:25:35.048 I let everyone down. 00:25:35.098 --> 00:25:37.801 - No, no. No, you didn't. - (Kat sniffling, sobbing) 00:25:37.851 --> 00:25:39.761 I can't get out of my own way. 00:25:39.811 --> 00:25:41.679 Oh, come here. Come here. 00:25:41.729 --> 00:25:43.348 It's all right. 00:25:43.398 --> 00:25:45.809 - We'll figure it out. - (sobbing) 00:25:45.859 --> 00:25:47.360 I promise. 00:25:48.486 --> 00:25:49.863 I promise. 00:25:50.822 --> 00:25:52.565 We'll figure it out. 00:25:52.615 --> 00:25:55.777 Well, the good news is there was a wedding last night. 00:25:55.827 --> 00:25:58.905 The bad news is it was not a joke. 00:25:58.955 --> 00:26:00.573 I have two things to say. 00:26:00.623 --> 00:26:02.158 First, Kat, we love you... 00:26:02.208 --> 00:26:03.410 It's Bastian. 00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:04.994 He says he just needs five minutes. 00:26:05.044 --> 00:26:06.704 Hang up and turn that off. 00:26:06.754 --> 00:26:08.581 I got to go. 00:26:08.631 --> 00:26:10.458 God, he's unbelievable. 00:26:10.508 --> 00:26:11.709 What now? 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:13.128 Well, he's going to Puerto Rico. 00:26:13.178 --> 00:26:14.921 He says he needs to get his head together. 00:26:14.971 --> 00:26:16.047 (scoffs) Whatever. 00:26:16.097 --> 00:26:17.674 (sighs) Kat, he was crying. 00:26:17.724 --> 00:26:19.467 Not helping. 00:26:19.517 --> 00:26:21.102 (Colin grunts softly) 00:26:24.522 --> 00:26:26.391 COLIN: You all right? 00:26:26.441 --> 00:26:27.809 KAT: No. 00:26:27.859 --> 00:26:30.186 Okay, well, I did a bit of digging last night, 00:26:30.236 --> 00:26:32.856 and it turns out, out of 10,000 potential dumpster fires, 00:26:32.906 --> 00:26:35.358 you picked a decent, straight, single father 00:26:35.408 --> 00:26:37.485 with no criminal record, and get this, 00:26:37.535 --> 00:26:38.611 he's a maths teacher. 00:26:38.661 --> 00:26:39.988 - And that's good? - It's great. 00:26:40.038 --> 00:26:41.364 He's not gonna be a problem. 00:26:41.414 --> 00:26:42.657 I say we offer $5,000, 00:26:42.707 --> 00:26:46.044 get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over. 00:26:48.129 --> 00:26:49.255 Or... 00:26:50.215 --> 00:26:51.925 Or? 00:26:53.760 --> 00:26:55.887 Or I could stay married to him. 00:26:57.764 --> 00:26:59.424 (laughs) 00:26:59.474 --> 00:27:00.850 You're kidding. 00:27:01.601 --> 00:27:03.895 You're kidding. 00:27:04.687 --> 00:27:05.847 You're not kidding. 00:27:05.897 --> 00:27:07.390 Y-You can't. We can't. 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.725 It-it's not legal. 00:27:08.775 --> 00:27:10.018 We didn't file papers. 00:27:10.068 --> 00:27:11.478 So file the papers. 00:27:11.528 --> 00:27:12.695 Wha... 00:27:13.571 --> 00:27:15.648 I mean, play the record through here. 00:27:15.698 --> 00:27:17.025 I started something last night, 00:27:17.075 --> 00:27:19.611 and if I don't finish it, I look crazy. 00:27:19.661 --> 00:27:21.362 "Er." You'll look crazier. 00:27:21.412 --> 00:27:22.614 (Kat exhales) 00:27:22.664 --> 00:27:24.407 (whispers): Namaste. 00:27:24.457 --> 00:27:26.576 Yeah, we got to get out in front of this. 00:27:26.626 --> 00:27:29.287 Now, he thinks he can publicly humiliate me? 00:27:29.337 --> 00:27:30.580 Screw him. 00:27:30.630 --> 00:27:34.125 This is a manic response to an insane situation. 00:27:34.175 --> 00:27:36.252 No, we have to change the narrative. 00:27:36.302 --> 00:27:38.088 All right? I'm not marrying him forever. 00:27:38.138 --> 00:27:41.091 It's just for a month, a... a few months. 00:27:41.141 --> 00:27:42.884 Now, presuming the man you married 00:27:42.934 --> 00:27:45.428 doesn't have a girlfriend or a life, 00:27:45.478 --> 00:27:47.555 and presuming I can get him to agree, 00:27:47.605 --> 00:27:50.517 I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world. 00:27:50.567 --> 00:27:52.444 You don't want to be a joke. 00:27:53.236 --> 00:27:56.189 I don't want to be the punch line. 00:27:56.239 --> 00:27:59.442 We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment 00:27:59.492 --> 00:28:01.327 and just say... 00:28:03.621 --> 00:28:06.166 "Nothing else has worked. 00:28:09.335 --> 00:28:11.379 Maybe this will." 00:28:18.261 --> 00:28:20.088 You know what they say to do 00:28:20.138 --> 00:28:22.048 when your car's skidding out of control, Colin? 00:28:22.098 --> 00:28:25.226 Close your eyes and pray? 00:28:26.728 --> 00:28:29.180 Hit the gas and turn into it. 00:28:29.230 --> 00:28:30.682 Wait, what are you saying? 00:28:30.732 --> 00:28:32.100 Rethink the paradigm. 00:28:32.150 --> 00:28:34.102 We're not selling the world a fairy tale. 00:28:34.152 --> 00:28:35.770 We're taking the fairy tale off the table. 00:28:35.820 --> 00:28:36.980 That's what you did last night. 00:28:37.030 --> 00:28:38.648 - That's what I did? - Yeah. 00:28:38.698 --> 00:28:40.650 Look, I was just trying to help someone who seemed like 00:28:40.700 --> 00:28:42.277 they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown. 00:28:42.327 --> 00:28:43.820 We're calling it a break from tradition. 00:28:43.870 --> 00:28:46.656 A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd 00:28:46.706 --> 00:28:48.950 and you, my friend, picked her. 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:50.827 I don't even know her. 00:28:50.877 --> 00:28:53.329 Kat Valdez is a legend. 00:28:53.379 --> 00:28:54.330 Self-made. 00:28:54.380 --> 00:28:55.999 She was raised by a single father 00:28:56.049 --> 00:28:58.042 who died before she had any kind of success. 00:28:58.092 --> 00:28:59.794 Now she's a woman north of 35 00:28:59.844 --> 00:29:02.088 in a business that marginalizes women at any age. 00:29:02.138 --> 00:29:04.048 People love their artists to bare their souls, 00:29:04.098 --> 00:29:05.759 then vilify them if they go too far. 00:29:05.809 --> 00:29:08.011 Well, I'm not gonna let them do that to her. 00:29:08.061 --> 00:29:10.180 - And I'm asking you to help me. - How? 00:29:10.230 --> 00:29:12.891 Stand beside her for three months. 00:29:12.941 --> 00:29:13.975 And what does she think about this? 00:29:14.025 --> 00:29:15.310 It was her idea. 00:29:15.360 --> 00:29:18.188 - She had the idea for... - Yeah. 00:29:18.238 --> 00:29:20.356 What if we offered you $10,000? 00:29:20.406 --> 00:29:22.692 No, no, no. Wrong approach. 00:29:22.742 --> 00:29:24.569 Offer him, like, a fundraiser. 00:29:24.619 --> 00:29:25.653 He'll go for that. 00:29:25.703 --> 00:29:27.322 (chuckling): Oh. Hi. 00:29:27.372 --> 00:29:29.074 Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two... 00:29:29.124 --> 00:29:30.575 Ew, gross. No. 00:29:30.625 --> 00:29:33.203 Parker Debs, guidance counselor. Same school. 00:29:33.253 --> 00:29:35.747 How about, uh, we host a fundraiser for your math club? 00:29:35.797 --> 00:29:37.707 Don't answer that. Okay. 00:29:37.757 --> 00:29:39.375 What about if it's, like, 00:29:39.425 --> 00:29:42.045 instead of three months, it's six months, 00:29:42.095 --> 00:29:44.339 and it could be, like, a whole math wing? 00:29:44.389 --> 00:29:46.883 - (chuckles) - I'm thinking about the children. 00:29:46.933 --> 00:29:48.176 Yeah, this is ridiculous. 00:29:48.226 --> 00:29:49.719 I don't think anyone's gonna believe 00:29:49.769 --> 00:29:52.055 that she's gonna go from Bastian to me. 00:29:52.105 --> 00:29:53.556 - That's a good point. - Well, the fact is 00:29:53.606 --> 00:29:55.433 that she did go from Bastian to you. 00:29:55.483 --> 00:29:56.684 Counterpoint. 00:29:56.734 --> 00:29:58.395 COLIN: We're not pretending you're in love. 00:29:58.445 --> 00:30:00.063 We're just gonna say that you're getting 00:30:00.113 --> 00:30:01.815 to know each other, and if it goes further, 00:30:01.865 --> 00:30:02.941 then great, and if it doesn't... 00:30:02.991 --> 00:30:04.526 It won't. Come... 00:30:04.576 --> 00:30:07.070 - Not with that attitude. - Well, then it doesn't have to. 00:30:07.120 --> 00:30:09.739 This is about this moment. 00:30:09.789 --> 00:30:13.243 Managing the media frenzy until things die down. 00:30:13.293 --> 00:30:14.828 I have a daughter. 00:30:14.878 --> 00:30:17.747 I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus. 00:30:17.797 --> 00:30:19.874 I can assure you, we won't impinge 00:30:19.924 --> 00:30:22.293 on your life whatsoever. 00:30:22.343 --> 00:30:23.795 - (clamoring) - How does it feel to not be a nobody? 00:30:23.845 --> 00:30:25.713 How do you feel about her being so much hotter 00:30:25.763 --> 00:30:27.757 - than you, Charlie? - Hey, Charlie! Right here! 00:30:27.807 --> 00:30:29.008 Hey, Charlie, are you gonna go through with this? 00:30:29.058 --> 00:30:30.093 Where's the honeymoon? 00:30:30.143 --> 00:30:31.803 Did you get a good look at him? 00:30:31.853 --> 00:30:33.430 Yeah. He's cute. 00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:34.514 What? 00:30:34.564 --> 00:30:36.558 - He's fine. - COLIN: Hey. 00:30:36.608 --> 00:30:39.185 Charlie, come in. 00:30:39.235 --> 00:30:41.020 Oh, she's right there. Jesus. 00:30:41.070 --> 00:30:42.939 Come over, guys. 00:30:42.989 --> 00:30:44.899 Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie. 00:30:44.949 --> 00:30:46.693 - Hi. Oh. - How are you? Oh. 00:30:46.743 --> 00:30:48.111 (Charlie chuckles) 00:30:48.161 --> 00:30:50.488 - Okay. (laughs) - I'm Parker. 00:30:50.538 --> 00:30:52.991 I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert, 00:30:53.041 --> 00:30:54.451 - so I'm-I'm... - CHARLIE: Yep. 00:30:54.501 --> 00:30:55.702 Basically, I guess I'm responsible 00:30:55.752 --> 00:30:57.078 - for this whole thing. - (laughter) 00:30:57.128 --> 00:30:58.621 Hi, Parker. 00:30:58.671 --> 00:30:59.873 Hey, Kat. 00:30:59.923 --> 00:31:00.874 Hi. 00:31:00.924 --> 00:31:02.459 Would you do me a favor, 00:31:02.509 --> 00:31:04.419 uh, just two seconds, and just say, 00:31:04.469 --> 00:31:05.795 - "Roxy, you really blew it"? - CHARLIE: Oh. Oh. 00:31:05.845 --> 00:31:08.548 Today Showis a go at 10:00 on Tuesday. 00:31:08.598 --> 00:31:10.133 - (whispers): Sorry. - MELISSA: They want, uh, um... 00:31:10.183 --> 00:31:11.509 Um, Charlie. 00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.596 Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London. 00:31:14.646 --> 00:31:16.473 - Kat. - Excuse me one second. 00:31:16.523 --> 00:31:18.099 - I just have to take a call. - Okay. 00:31:18.149 --> 00:31:19.768 - Bye, Kat. - WOMAN: Everything's set up... 00:31:19.818 --> 00:31:22.020 - She's like a real person. - All right, so what's going on? 00:31:22.070 --> 00:31:23.646 Uh, we're booking interviews all week. 00:31:23.696 --> 00:31:25.273 Uh-huh. I thought that's what today was. 00:31:25.323 --> 00:31:26.649 No, no. Today's more of a press conference. 00:31:26.699 --> 00:31:28.151 But throughout the next few weeks, 00:31:28.201 --> 00:31:29.694 we're gonna have some sit-downs and B roll 00:31:29.744 --> 00:31:31.404 and news outlets following us, charting the progress 00:31:31.454 --> 00:31:33.114 as you two get to know each other. 00:31:33.164 --> 00:31:34.282 It's all in your email. 00:31:34.332 --> 00:31:35.992 I don't check my emails a lot. 00:31:36.042 --> 00:31:38.336 How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email? 00:31:39.129 --> 00:31:40.663 Easy. I can't do anything 00:31:40.713 --> 00:31:42.999 between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday, 00:31:43.049 --> 00:31:44.626 and I have math club after school, 00:31:44.676 --> 00:31:46.503 and three days a week, I have my kid. 00:31:46.553 --> 00:31:48.379 - Beyond that, I'm pretty much available. - (groans) 00:31:48.429 --> 00:31:50.840 - So, sorry... - Melissa. 00:31:50.890 --> 00:31:52.926 Melissa, you're gonna have to move The Today Show. 00:31:52.976 --> 00:31:54.052 What? Excuse me? 00:31:54.102 --> 00:31:55.386 We don't move The Today Show. 00:31:55.436 --> 00:31:57.806 We move for The Today Show. 00:31:57.856 --> 00:31:59.182 He's gonna have to shift his schedule. 00:31:59.232 --> 00:32:00.308 Okay, I'll-I'll handle it. 00:32:00.358 --> 00:32:02.185 Okay, I can handle my own life. 00:32:02.235 --> 00:32:03.686 I can help him handle it. 00:32:03.736 --> 00:32:06.356 Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you be posting Vitamix? 00:32:06.406 --> 00:32:08.108 That's Tyra's job. 00:32:08.158 --> 00:32:09.901 Oh. Right. 00:32:09.951 --> 00:32:11.611 Morning, everybody. I don't know about you guys, 00:32:11.661 --> 00:32:13.530 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 00:32:13.580 --> 00:32:16.116 I also love to have fresh juice. 00:32:16.166 --> 00:32:18.493 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 00:32:18.543 --> 00:32:21.871 I take my fresh greens, mix and go. 00:32:21.921 --> 00:32:23.581 Okay, look, I hate to interrupt an artist 00:32:23.631 --> 00:32:25.458 while she's juicing, but we're gonna have to draw 00:32:25.508 --> 00:32:27.335 a hard line when it comes to the students 00:32:27.385 --> 00:32:29.212 - and the schedule, okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 00:32:29.262 --> 00:32:31.214 You're a little shiny. 00:32:31.264 --> 00:32:33.591 MELISSA: Awesome. Let's take a selfie. 00:32:33.641 --> 00:32:34.717 (camera clicks) 00:32:34.767 --> 00:32:36.177 I don't feel comfortable. 00:32:36.227 --> 00:32:38.471 - I really don't feel like this is my world. - It's natural. 00:32:38.521 --> 00:32:40.390 It just feels like everyone walking around 00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:41.725 is, like, a sycophant. 00:32:41.775 --> 00:32:44.060 Everything in her life is sponsored. 00:32:44.110 --> 00:32:46.938 - I know, but don't ruin this for me. - No, but listen to me. 00:32:46.988 --> 00:32:48.898 - I... - COLIN: Hey. 00:32:48.948 --> 00:32:50.734 - How we doing? - I'm sorry. 00:32:50.784 --> 00:32:52.819 I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out. 00:32:52.869 --> 00:32:53.987 It's just perspective. 00:32:54.037 --> 00:32:55.613 No, it's not just perspective. 00:32:55.663 --> 00:32:57.741 You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals, 00:32:57.791 --> 00:32:59.117 a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies, 00:32:59.167 --> 00:33:00.618 but that's not the full... 00:33:00.668 --> 00:33:02.454 Well, I mean, is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean... 00:33:02.504 --> 00:33:03.580 Look up. 00:33:03.630 --> 00:33:05.248 Look, I-I don't mean to be negative, 00:33:05.298 --> 00:33:07.500 but I'm not a big social media person. 00:33:07.550 --> 00:33:09.502 I feel it's kind of a distorted reality. 00:33:09.552 --> 00:33:11.588 I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk. 00:33:11.638 --> 00:33:13.923 No, come on. I see it all the time in my students. 00:33:13.973 --> 00:33:15.842 - It's... (sighs) - MELISSA: Kat's ready to walk. 00:33:15.892 --> 00:33:17.260 Okay, she's ready. 00:33:17.310 --> 00:33:18.636 COLIN: Social media can also reach people. 00:33:18.686 --> 00:33:20.513 - No, I know. Yeah. - It can be a tool. 00:33:20.563 --> 00:33:22.515 You know what a tool is, though, right, Charlie? 00:33:22.565 --> 00:33:25.151 - Okay. Thank you, Melissa. - PARKER: Burn. 00:33:26.903 --> 00:33:28.438 I know this is a lot. 00:33:28.488 --> 00:33:30.440 Just go out there and be yourself. 00:33:30.490 --> 00:33:32.400 Myself probably wouldn't be here, but... 00:33:32.450 --> 00:33:34.319 Listen, if you don't want to do this... 00:33:34.369 --> 00:33:37.572 Uh, what, then I leave? 00:33:37.622 --> 00:33:39.157 I thought you said he was into this. 00:33:39.207 --> 00:33:41.159 - COLIN: He is. - He can hear you. 00:33:41.209 --> 00:33:42.285 COLIN: Ladies and gentlemen, 00:33:42.335 --> 00:33:44.370 Kat Valdez and her new husband, 00:33:44.420 --> 00:33:45.663 Charlie Gilbert. 00:33:45.713 --> 00:33:47.882 - (applause) - (cameras clicking) 00:33:51.719 --> 00:33:53.296 REPORTER: So, you think it's romantic 00:33:53.346 --> 00:33:54.631 marrying a complete stranger? 00:33:54.681 --> 00:33:58.259 Uh, impulsive, without a plan. 00:33:58.309 --> 00:34:00.303 But, hey, look where my plans got me. 00:34:00.353 --> 00:34:01.387 (laughter) 00:34:01.437 --> 00:34:02.680 So, you just 00:34:02.730 --> 00:34:04.474 threw caution to the wind and thought... 00:34:04.524 --> 00:34:06.726 I didn't think, actually. 00:34:06.776 --> 00:34:07.811 It was a moment. 00:34:07.861 --> 00:34:09.479 You're banking a lifetime on a moment? 00:34:09.529 --> 00:34:11.606 No, I'm banking a moment on a moment. 00:34:11.656 --> 00:34:14.567 Get enough of those, and that's a lifetime. 00:34:14.617 --> 00:34:15.985 You know nothing about each other. 00:34:16.035 --> 00:34:17.487 Did you think twice? 00:34:17.537 --> 00:34:18.571 Charlie? 00:34:18.621 --> 00:34:20.448 Mm, people meet randomly all the time. 00:34:20.498 --> 00:34:22.325 At a... at a bar or... 00:34:22.375 --> 00:34:23.868 Online. 00:34:23.918 --> 00:34:25.537 Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven. 00:34:25.587 --> 00:34:27.372 - (laughing) - CHARLIE: Uh... 00:34:27.422 --> 00:34:29.499 I mean, why is this any crazier? 00:34:29.549 --> 00:34:32.218 To state the obvious, you got married. 00:34:34.262 --> 00:34:36.548 Yeah, and... 00:34:36.598 --> 00:34:39.342 Now we get to know each other. 00:34:39.392 --> 00:34:42.095 - But not as man and wife? - KAT: Uh, no. 00:34:42.145 --> 00:34:43.847 That would be nuts. (chuckles) 00:34:43.897 --> 00:34:45.223 Just for her. 00:34:45.273 --> 00:34:47.851 For me, it would be pretty amazing. 00:34:47.901 --> 00:34:49.394 (laughter) 00:34:49.444 --> 00:34:51.187 Last night, I held up a friend's sign 00:34:51.237 --> 00:34:53.481 asking a woman to marry me, 00:34:53.531 --> 00:34:57.869 and she said yes, and I did, and... 00:34:59.329 --> 00:35:00.947 ...you know, I did it not, 00:35:00.997 --> 00:35:02.782 you know, because she was beautiful... 00:35:02.832 --> 00:35:04.784 - well, maybe a little... - (laughter) 00:35:04.834 --> 00:35:07.412 ...um, but it just seemed like, 00:35:07.462 --> 00:35:09.539 in the moment, the right thing to do. 00:35:09.589 --> 00:35:13.635 So, what, you just saw each other and said yes? 00:35:15.845 --> 00:35:17.380 BOTH: Yes. 00:35:17.430 --> 00:35:19.174 (both laugh) 00:35:19.224 --> 00:35:21.309 And that doesn't seem frivolous? 00:35:22.602 --> 00:35:25.430 Historically, marriage was transactional. 00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:28.016 It was about expanding your empire, 00:35:28.066 --> 00:35:30.894 and a woman's value was based on what she brought. 00:35:30.944 --> 00:35:33.772 Like, "You give me a heifer, and I'll give you my daughter." 00:35:33.822 --> 00:35:35.607 (reporters scoffing, murmuring) 00:35:35.657 --> 00:35:37.067 CHARLIE: It's terrible. I know. 00:35:37.117 --> 00:35:39.110 That's... Uh, you know, I didn't come up with it. 00:35:39.160 --> 00:35:42.781 But it really was a business deal, 00:35:42.831 --> 00:35:45.200 and it wasn't designed to be about love, 00:35:45.250 --> 00:35:49.245 and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now. 00:35:49.295 --> 00:35:51.748 REPORTER: This is your second marriage, right, Charlie? 00:35:51.798 --> 00:35:53.508 You wouldn't want to fail again. 00:35:56.136 --> 00:35:57.670 (chuckles softly) 00:35:57.720 --> 00:35:59.798 Well, you haven't lived unless you've failed, Bill. 00:35:59.848 --> 00:36:02.133 You should know that from your time at CNBC. 00:36:02.183 --> 00:36:03.593 (laughter) 00:36:03.643 --> 00:36:06.721 Listen, what we did was crazy... 00:36:06.771 --> 00:36:08.765 we know that... but, you know, 00:36:08.815 --> 00:36:11.768 it was just truly a leap of faith. 00:36:11.818 --> 00:36:15.105 The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women. 00:36:15.155 --> 00:36:17.816 I mean, why do we have to wait for men to propose? 00:36:17.866 --> 00:36:20.402 Why is everything on his terms? 00:36:20.452 --> 00:36:23.071 No, I think it is time to shake things up. 00:36:23.121 --> 00:36:24.948 How about this? We pick the guy, 00:36:24.998 --> 00:36:28.451 we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay. 00:36:28.501 --> 00:36:31.838 (cheering and applause) 00:36:34.841 --> 00:36:36.751 - COLIN: That was terrific. - (Kat chuckling) 00:36:36.801 --> 00:36:38.336 No, no, seriously. Oh, and listen. 00:36:38.386 --> 00:36:39.629 Don't worry about Tuesday. 00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:40.964 We'll adjust our schedule around yours. 00:36:41.014 --> 00:36:42.507 - It'll be fine. - Thanks. I appreciate it. 00:36:42.557 --> 00:36:43.842 - No, of course. - KAT: We'll try not to 00:36:43.892 --> 00:36:45.552 turn your life upside down too much. 00:36:45.602 --> 00:36:47.554 I think it might be a little too late for that. 00:36:47.604 --> 00:36:49.305 I mean, do you ever get used to this? 00:36:49.355 --> 00:36:53.977 Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere? 00:36:54.027 --> 00:36:55.979 I don't know. Some days, you barely notice. 00:36:56.029 --> 00:36:59.866 Other days, you feel like... a panda in a zoo. 00:37:01.242 --> 00:37:03.319 You should know that up front. 00:37:03.369 --> 00:37:04.529 Got it. 00:37:04.579 --> 00:37:05.780 Where you off to now? 00:37:05.830 --> 00:37:08.324 Oh, London, for a meeting. 00:37:08.374 --> 00:37:10.827 And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog, 00:37:10.877 --> 00:37:13.797 which pretty much sums it up. 00:37:14.672 --> 00:37:17.041 I'll see you at the next photo op? 00:37:17.091 --> 00:37:19.502 - Okay. - (engine starts) 00:37:19.552 --> 00:37:21.463 Don't forget to check your schedule. 00:37:21.513 --> 00:37:23.339 I got it. 00:37:23.389 --> 00:37:26.009 OMG. He can't even text with that. 00:37:26.059 --> 00:37:28.261 OMG. Yes, he can. 00:37:28.311 --> 00:37:29.896 (whispers): But very slowly. 00:37:40.073 --> 00:37:41.357 Ay, ay, ay. 00:37:41.407 --> 00:37:42.942 PARKER: You did not look nervous, 00:37:42.992 --> 00:37:44.652 and you know what, you kind of have 00:37:44.702 --> 00:37:46.071 offbeat good looks for someone... 00:37:46.121 --> 00:37:47.864 - Offbeat? - PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez! 00:37:47.914 --> 00:37:49.365 - Charlie, over here! - CHARLIE: What are they doing here? 00:37:49.415 --> 00:37:50.867 Relax. We're famous now. 00:37:50.917 --> 00:37:52.744 PHOTOGRAPHER: Is this a throuple? 00:37:52.794 --> 00:37:54.537 Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?! 00:37:54.587 --> 00:37:55.914 Why are you yelling at me? 00:37:55.964 --> 00:37:57.540 - I'm standing right here. - Come on, Charlie. 00:37:57.590 --> 00:37:58.875 - I'm gonna go inside. - What are you doing? 00:37:58.925 --> 00:38:00.168 - PARKER: Just, um... - Are you now Mr. Valdez? 00:38:00.218 --> 00:38:01.503 Are you in the doghouse? Huh? 00:38:01.553 --> 00:38:03.546 (grunting): Gonna be a short walk. 00:38:03.596 --> 00:38:05.965 Go inside. I'll deal with this. 00:38:06.015 --> 00:38:07.675 PHOTOGRAPHER: You been kicked out already? 00:38:07.725 --> 00:38:10.220 The dog can't shit if people are watching. 00:38:10.270 --> 00:38:13.431 Luckily, I can only shit if people are watching, 00:38:13.481 --> 00:38:16.651 so if you're feeling lucky... 00:38:17.819 --> 00:38:19.896 I'm busy, too, by the way. 00:38:19.946 --> 00:38:22.157 (cheering, excited chatter) 00:38:24.409 --> 00:38:26.619 ♪ ♪ 00:38:27.662 --> 00:38:29.614 BASTIAN (on video): What's your name, baby? 00:38:29.664 --> 00:38:32.200 - WOMAN (on video): Janice. - BASTIAN: Janice. 00:38:32.250 --> 00:38:34.669 You look so sexy tonight. 00:38:43.052 --> 00:38:44.838 KAT: I don't know about you guys, 00:38:44.888 --> 00:38:47.382 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 00:38:47.432 --> 00:38:48.925 I also love to have fresh juice. 00:38:48.975 --> 00:38:50.802 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 00:38:50.852 --> 00:38:52.804 Could we get a Vitamix? 00:38:52.854 --> 00:38:54.597 I'd like to juice daily. 00:38:54.647 --> 00:38:55.807 Come on. Put that down. 00:38:55.857 --> 00:38:57.475 No electronics at dinner. 00:38:57.525 --> 00:38:58.977 What do you call that? 00:38:59.027 --> 00:39:00.979 I call that a nature documentary, 00:39:01.029 --> 00:39:03.940 so we can travel while we eat. 00:39:03.990 --> 00:39:05.950 Put it down. 00:39:07.327 --> 00:39:10.447 So, is Kat, like, my stepmom? 00:39:10.497 --> 00:39:12.073 No, Lou. Come on. 00:39:12.123 --> 00:39:15.118 Dad, I think this experience is actually really good for you. 00:39:15.168 --> 00:39:16.619 Says my 12-year-old? 00:39:16.669 --> 00:39:18.413 It's true. I mean, you never just, like, 00:39:18.463 --> 00:39:20.039 do things without planning them. 00:39:20.089 --> 00:39:21.416 I think it's cool. 00:39:21.466 --> 00:39:22.959 I really want to meet her. 00:39:23.009 --> 00:39:24.961 I mean, Parker says she's nice 00:39:25.011 --> 00:39:27.839 and smart and next-level hot. 00:39:27.889 --> 00:39:29.799 She is nice. She is... She's an attract... 00:39:29.849 --> 00:39:31.384 Here, let me get this. 00:39:31.434 --> 00:39:34.345 Dad, she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram. 00:39:34.395 --> 00:39:35.847 Okay. I'm not impressed. 00:39:35.897 --> 00:39:38.349 Talk to me when she gets to 90 million, okay? 00:39:38.399 --> 00:39:40.143 Lou, it's not real. 00:39:40.193 --> 00:39:41.728 It's all a facade. 00:39:41.778 --> 00:39:43.480 You know, they had me wearing makeup. 00:39:43.530 --> 00:39:45.356 You wear makeup now? 00:39:45.406 --> 00:39:47.400 Wore once. Never again. 00:39:47.450 --> 00:39:50.779 Well, you never say never, but I don't plan on it 00:39:50.829 --> 00:39:53.198 in the next couple months that we're doing this. 00:39:53.248 --> 00:39:56.034 And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her? 00:39:56.084 --> 00:39:57.660 I don't think Mom would want that. 00:39:57.710 --> 00:39:59.496 Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too. 00:39:59.546 --> 00:40:02.957 Oh, perfect. Lou, you know that we're not really together. 00:40:03.007 --> 00:40:06.052 Her manager stages things. Look. 00:40:06.928 --> 00:40:09.005 - You have an iPhone? - Yeah. 00:40:09.055 --> 00:40:10.673 I mean, it's-it's just for scheduling. 00:40:10.723 --> 00:40:12.300 They're making me use it. 00:40:12.350 --> 00:40:13.802 - Huh. - Yeah, bowling, 00:40:13.852 --> 00:40:15.553 and then we're gonna do a photo shoot, so... 00:40:15.603 --> 00:40:19.516 Uh-huh. But do you guys, like, talk ever? 00:40:19.566 --> 00:40:22.102 It's just publicity. It's not real. 00:40:22.152 --> 00:40:24.070 Hmm. 00:40:25.113 --> 00:40:27.023 Yeah! Come on! 00:40:27.073 --> 00:40:28.733 Okay, your turn. 00:40:28.783 --> 00:40:30.151 Don't be nervous. It's just, uh... 00:40:30.201 --> 00:40:31.861 It's not a competition. Just having fun. 00:40:31.911 --> 00:40:33.446 Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing 00:40:33.496 --> 00:40:35.615 from the way you're holding that that you haven't done 00:40:35.665 --> 00:40:37.909 - too much bowling. - Uh, what do I do? 00:40:37.959 --> 00:40:39.869 Well, you... you're gonna want to put your fingers 00:40:39.919 --> 00:40:41.329 - in the holes there. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 00:40:41.379 --> 00:40:43.039 This one, yeah. Get your thumb in that one. 00:40:43.089 --> 00:40:44.874 - There? That one? Okay. - Yep. And then take 00:40:44.924 --> 00:40:47.210 three steps kind of... you want to land on your left, 00:40:47.260 --> 00:40:49.304 and don't be afraid to use those little... 00:40:54.100 --> 00:40:57.011 A strike is better than a spare, right? 00:40:57.061 --> 00:40:58.888 - That is not your first time bowling. - (laughing) 00:40:58.938 --> 00:41:00.682 Yes! Did you get that? 00:41:00.732 --> 00:41:03.393 - Come on! The old rope-a-dope. - Yes! 00:41:03.443 --> 00:41:05.103 MELISSA: Oh, my God. 00:41:05.153 --> 00:41:08.064 I wish I put money on this, because people are loving it. 00:41:08.114 --> 00:41:09.816 - What people? - Oh, well, this is 00:41:09.866 --> 00:41:12.235 an Instagram live feed, and 237,000 people 00:41:12.285 --> 00:41:14.195 are like, "Why is he such a boring nerd?" 00:41:14.245 --> 00:41:16.448 - Mel. - What? Their words, not mine. 00:41:16.498 --> 00:41:17.574 Get off the live, Mel. 00:41:17.624 --> 00:41:18.825 All right. 00:41:18.875 --> 00:41:20.118 So, we just need a little bit more 00:41:20.168 --> 00:41:21.619 B roll for The Today Show. 00:41:21.669 --> 00:41:24.539 Well, I've-I've got to get home to Tank. 00:41:24.589 --> 00:41:25.999 - Is Tank his daughter? - Stop. 00:41:26.049 --> 00:41:27.709 - COLIN: Okay. - You have to go? 00:41:27.759 --> 00:41:29.878 Yeah, if you guys are done with me. 00:41:29.928 --> 00:41:32.630 Mm-hmm. We're going to a party. 00:41:32.680 --> 00:41:34.799 You go. 00:41:34.849 --> 00:41:36.851 Where's home? 00:41:41.940 --> 00:41:43.933 KAT: Wow. Cool. 00:41:43.983 --> 00:41:46.311 CHARLIE: Thanks. 00:41:46.361 --> 00:41:49.064 Yeah, it's a, um... 00:41:49.114 --> 00:41:51.566 Kat, meet dog. (chuckling) 00:41:51.616 --> 00:41:53.526 Wow, I never heard that one before. 00:41:53.576 --> 00:41:56.654 Sorry. That was pretty... ruff. 00:41:56.704 --> 00:41:59.616 (laughing): You are so lucky 00:41:59.666 --> 00:42:01.451 that Mel didn't hear you say that. 00:42:01.501 --> 00:42:02.952 No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here. 00:42:03.002 --> 00:42:05.288 I feel like you're never alone. 00:42:05.338 --> 00:42:06.790 What? I'm alone now. 00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:09.793 Well, I mean, yeah, other than Kofi. 00:42:09.843 --> 00:42:11.586 KAT: Just ignore him. 00:42:11.636 --> 00:42:14.339 CHARLIE: Is everything you do filmed? 00:42:14.389 --> 00:42:16.341 - KAT: Banked. - Banked? 00:42:16.391 --> 00:42:18.009 For my channel. 00:42:18.059 --> 00:42:20.353 Just little mini episodes of life. 00:42:22.522 --> 00:42:25.859 Uh, can-can we skip an episode? 00:42:28.695 --> 00:42:29.896 Want me to go? 00:42:29.946 --> 00:42:31.648 KAT: Yeah, you can go. 00:42:31.698 --> 00:42:32.941 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Good night. 00:42:32.991 --> 00:42:34.609 - I'll see you. Yeah. - Happy? 00:42:34.659 --> 00:42:35.860 Relieved. 00:42:35.910 --> 00:42:37.821 (door closes) 00:42:37.871 --> 00:42:38.988 KAT: Is this your daughter? 00:42:39.038 --> 00:42:39.989 - CHARLIE: Yeah. - She's cute. 00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:42.325 Thanks. Yeah, she's great. 00:42:42.375 --> 00:42:45.662 Although she is in that awkward in-between phase 00:42:45.712 --> 00:42:47.997 where she's still my baby girl 00:42:48.047 --> 00:42:51.042 but she definitely wants nothing to do with me. 00:42:51.092 --> 00:42:53.044 And you can forget about getting hugs, 00:42:53.094 --> 00:42:55.463 'cause it's not happening anymore, 00:42:55.513 --> 00:43:00.176 which kind of breaks my heart, but that's the way it goes. 00:43:00.226 --> 00:43:02.729 What happened with her mom? 00:43:03.980 --> 00:43:05.181 I mean, I'm sorry, you don't... 00:43:05.231 --> 00:43:06.433 You know, it's none of my business. 00:43:06.483 --> 00:43:07.934 You don't have to tell me. (chuckles) 00:43:07.984 --> 00:43:11.020 No, no, it's okay. Um... 00:43:11.070 --> 00:43:13.773 We were married, and we actually had a good marriage. 00:43:13.823 --> 00:43:15.191 You know, then, 00:43:15.241 --> 00:43:17.068 I don't know, all of a sudden, I got the feeling 00:43:17.118 --> 00:43:19.320 she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore, 00:43:19.370 --> 00:43:21.531 and I had nothing to do but let her go. 00:43:21.581 --> 00:43:24.451 And, you know, statistically, we're screwed, 00:43:24.501 --> 00:43:28.371 'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce, so... 00:43:28.421 --> 00:43:30.540 That means 52% work. 00:43:30.590 --> 00:43:32.967 - Ah, an optimist. - (laughs) 00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:35.462 - This is so cool. Can I? - Yeah. 00:43:35.512 --> 00:43:38.840 And then I think when you get up to, like, second and third, 00:43:38.890 --> 00:43:41.134 then it jumps up to, like, 67% failure rate. 00:43:41.184 --> 00:43:44.053 Even if it's one in a billion, what does it matter? 00:43:44.103 --> 00:43:46.681 It's worth a shot. 00:43:46.731 --> 00:43:48.391 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:43:48.441 --> 00:43:49.726 I believe in marriage. 00:43:49.776 --> 00:43:51.061 Jesus, still? 00:43:51.111 --> 00:43:53.354 Haven't you been married like six times? 00:43:53.404 --> 00:43:54.856 Three times. 00:43:54.906 --> 00:43:57.275 Not including this. This is four. 00:43:57.325 --> 00:43:59.903 But the first time was only 48 hours, so... 00:43:59.953 --> 00:44:01.446 doesn't count. 00:44:01.496 --> 00:44:03.698 But still, do you ever feel like just kind of, 00:44:03.748 --> 00:44:06.785 "I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it." 00:44:06.835 --> 00:44:08.578 No, it's like math. 00:44:08.628 --> 00:44:12.132 When you get a problem wrong, you just don't give up on it. 00:44:13.341 --> 00:44:15.168 You keep trying till you get it right. 00:44:15.218 --> 00:44:17.003 CHARLIE: And what about you and Bastian? 00:44:17.053 --> 00:44:19.005 How long were you guys together? 00:44:19.055 --> 00:44:20.965 Mm, year and a half. 00:44:21.015 --> 00:44:23.259 I'd just split from my second husband. 00:44:23.309 --> 00:44:25.386 He was a music producer who did, uh, 00:44:25.436 --> 00:44:28.723 my last two albums and then sold a sex tape. 00:44:28.773 --> 00:44:30.600 - (inhales sharply) - That's not the worst part. 00:44:30.650 --> 00:44:33.520 The worst part is I thought I could fix things. 00:44:33.570 --> 00:44:35.939 - (chuckles) - Pretty hard to fix a sex tape. 00:44:35.989 --> 00:44:38.032 - Right. - (Tank grumbles) 00:44:41.286 --> 00:44:44.406 Sorry. Yeah, it's just a little power nap. 00:44:44.456 --> 00:44:45.949 Pacing himself. 00:44:45.999 --> 00:44:47.450 - Mm. - (Charlie chuckles) 00:44:47.500 --> 00:44:50.120 If we give him a minute, he'll-he'll restart. 00:44:50.170 --> 00:44:52.497 - Okay. - But you were saying? 00:44:52.547 --> 00:44:54.165 Well, this business, those type of guys, 00:44:54.215 --> 00:44:55.917 they build you up to break you down. 00:44:55.967 --> 00:44:57.460 But you were already famous, so... 00:44:57.510 --> 00:44:59.295 It's not about fame. 00:44:59.345 --> 00:45:03.049 You know, it's about credibility. 00:45:03.099 --> 00:45:05.468 It just didn't matter how successful I was. 00:45:05.518 --> 00:45:08.304 They never gave it to me. 00:45:08.354 --> 00:45:12.025 You know I've never been nominated for anything? 00:45:12.817 --> 00:45:15.103 And then I met Bastian. 00:45:15.153 --> 00:45:18.531 And he... and he gave me this. 00:45:20.950 --> 00:45:23.361 "Sing." What does that mean? 00:45:23.411 --> 00:45:26.372 It means "don't let them win." 00:45:30.752 --> 00:45:32.495 Nobody's all bad, Charlie. 00:45:32.545 --> 00:45:34.497 If they were, it would make it so much easier. 00:45:34.547 --> 00:45:38.593 But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad. 00:45:42.180 --> 00:45:45.099 (grunting): Okay. 00:45:49.604 --> 00:45:51.523 Zoo mates. 00:45:52.899 --> 00:45:55.026 Zoo mates. 00:45:56.986 --> 00:45:59.439 See, we're not so different, Charlie. 00:45:59.489 --> 00:46:01.024 KAT: ♪ You know I tried so long ♪ 00:46:01.074 --> 00:46:02.567 Come on. Come on! It's not a big... 00:46:02.617 --> 00:46:05.528 ♪ Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong ♪ 00:46:05.578 --> 00:46:09.240 ♪ I swear I must've spent a thousand nights ♪ 00:46:09.290 --> 00:46:13.036 ♪ Lookin' for somebody who could hold me tight ♪ 00:46:13.086 --> 00:46:15.797 ♪ Until I realized ♪ 00:46:16.589 --> 00:46:19.042 ♪ I am the love of, the love of my life... ♪ 00:46:19.092 --> 00:46:21.377 COLIN: The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez 00:46:21.427 --> 00:46:23.838 are telling the world there's no age limit. 00:46:23.888 --> 00:46:25.882 - Is that right? - Guess so. 00:46:25.932 --> 00:46:27.392 (chuckling) 00:46:28.434 --> 00:46:31.187 ♪ I am the love of, the love of my life ♪ 00:46:32.397 --> 00:46:34.224 ♪ I am the love of, the love of my life ♪ 00:46:34.274 --> 00:46:35.975 ♪ I was just waiting for you... ♪ 00:46:36.025 --> 00:46:37.560 Think we've got everything we need. 00:46:37.610 --> 00:46:39.813 We'll post to our socials, so... you're all set. 00:46:39.863 --> 00:46:41.356 (sighs): All right. 00:46:41.406 --> 00:46:44.901 Maybe... Is it okay if I stay? 00:46:44.951 --> 00:46:46.486 Oh, yeah. 00:46:46.536 --> 00:46:47.862 Yeah, of course. 00:46:47.912 --> 00:46:49.781 Make yourself at home. 00:46:49.831 --> 00:46:52.992 ♪ I can't tell you now ♪ 00:46:53.042 --> 00:46:56.913 ♪ I don't know why, don't know why ♪ 00:46:56.963 --> 00:47:01.251 ♪ And now I'll pick myself up ♪ 00:47:01.301 --> 00:47:04.295 ♪ One more time, one more time ♪ 00:47:04.345 --> 00:47:06.923 ♪ You know I tried so long ♪ 00:47:06.973 --> 00:47:10.760 ♪ Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong... ♪ 00:47:10.810 --> 00:47:12.303 - Bye. - Bye. 00:47:12.353 --> 00:47:15.098 - Hey. - Hey, Mom. 00:47:15.148 --> 00:47:17.100 How you doing? 00:47:17.150 --> 00:47:18.685 ♪ Hold me tight ♪ 00:47:18.735 --> 00:47:21.446 ♪ Until I realized ♪ 00:47:22.322 --> 00:47:24.524 ♪ I am the love of, the love of my life... ♪ 00:47:24.574 --> 00:47:27.736 There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test. 00:47:27.786 --> 00:47:29.195 - Charlie! - No. 00:47:29.245 --> 00:47:31.531 No, that was a stool softener for Tank. 00:47:31.581 --> 00:47:33.783 ♪ I ain't got nobody else on my mind... ♪ 00:47:33.833 --> 00:47:37.078 REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her new husband, Charlie Gilbert. 00:47:37.128 --> 00:47:39.289 - Wh-What do I do? - Just stand and smile. 00:47:39.339 --> 00:47:40.749 - Charlie! Charlie! - (clamoring) 00:47:40.799 --> 00:47:43.501 - Oh, my God, it's Bastian! - Bastian! - Bastian! 00:47:43.551 --> 00:47:46.087 Bastian, Bastian, Bastian! Over here! Over here! 00:47:46.137 --> 00:47:47.589 (clamoring continues) 00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:49.424 Guys, this way. How about the three of you together? 00:47:49.474 --> 00:47:51.384 No hard feelings, man. Yeah? 00:47:51.434 --> 00:47:53.686 No feelings at all. (chuckles) 00:47:54.687 --> 00:47:55.972 Mm, mamacita. 00:47:56.022 --> 00:47:57.273 PHOTOGRAPHER: Bastian, one with the three of you. 00:48:03.530 --> 00:48:05.398 PHOTOGRAPHER: What did he say to you? 00:48:05.448 --> 00:48:06.816 Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way! 00:48:06.866 --> 00:48:08.985 - What did he say, Charlie? - Look, Bastian! Bastian! 00:48:09.035 --> 00:48:11.196 - Thank you, guys. - (clamoring continues) 00:48:11.246 --> 00:48:13.740 My Spanish is a little rusty, but he said, 00:48:13.790 --> 00:48:15.992 "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 00:48:16.042 --> 00:48:17.660 "I'm such an idiot. 00:48:17.710 --> 00:48:20.213 And why did I get that neck tattoo?" 00:48:21.506 --> 00:48:23.591 You okay? 00:48:25.009 --> 00:48:26.753 I'm good. 00:48:26.803 --> 00:48:29.055 (jet engine whooshing) 00:48:30.014 --> 00:48:31.382 CHARLIE: Now, where are you? 00:48:31.432 --> 00:48:33.676 KAT: Paris, for a show. 00:48:33.726 --> 00:48:34.886 CHARLIE: Ah. 00:48:34.936 --> 00:48:36.513 - Paris! - CHARLIE: Is it weird having 00:48:36.563 --> 00:48:38.348 everyone in the world know who you are? 00:48:38.398 --> 00:48:40.016 KAT: No, what's weird is that 00:48:40.066 --> 00:48:42.143 everyone in the world thinks they know who I am. 00:48:42.193 --> 00:48:44.020 CHARLIE: Yeah, I bet. 00:48:44.070 --> 00:48:45.980 And you're headed home after that? 00:48:46.030 --> 00:48:47.524 KAT: Well, um, I'm home tomorrow, 00:48:47.574 --> 00:48:49.651 but then I have that private in Japan. 00:48:49.701 --> 00:48:51.194 Wh-What's a private? 00:48:51.244 --> 00:48:53.696 KAT: I get paid a fortune to sing songs 00:48:53.746 --> 00:48:56.157 to like ten insanely rich people. 00:48:56.207 --> 00:48:57.659 CHARLIE: Do you think maybe they'd want 00:48:57.709 --> 00:48:59.577 to watch someone do some math problems? 00:48:59.627 --> 00:49:01.329 - (class cheering) - (Kat chuckling) 00:49:01.379 --> 00:49:02.872 - KAT: I'll ask. - CHARLIE: All right, well, 00:49:02.922 --> 00:49:06.292 I'll let you go, but call me if you're lonely. 00:49:06.342 --> 00:49:08.711 (ringtone playing) 00:49:08.761 --> 00:49:10.255 Hello? 00:49:10.305 --> 00:49:13.049 - KAT: I'm lonely. - (laughing) 00:49:13.099 --> 00:49:16.010 It's been like 13 seconds. 00:49:16.060 --> 00:49:18.263 Are you brushing your teeth? 00:49:18.313 --> 00:49:20.306 - Yes. - Are you going to bed? 00:49:20.356 --> 00:49:23.059 It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there. 00:49:23.109 --> 00:49:25.562 Um, maybe. 00:49:25.612 --> 00:49:27.230 - Wow. - Well, I'm gonna read. 00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:29.566 I'm not gonna go right to bed. 00:49:29.616 --> 00:49:31.276 How's Lou? 00:49:31.326 --> 00:49:32.652 She's really good. 00:49:32.702 --> 00:49:34.738 She finally agreed to join the math club, 00:49:34.788 --> 00:49:37.574 which makes me happy 'cause she's phenomenal at math 00:49:37.624 --> 00:49:39.284 even though she doesn't want to be. 00:49:39.334 --> 00:49:41.202 Well, maybe she just doesn't want to be you. 00:49:41.252 --> 00:49:42.370 That's for certain. 00:49:42.420 --> 00:49:43.747 But it's not really that. 00:49:43.797 --> 00:49:45.915 It's-it's more that she's afraid, and, 00:49:45.965 --> 00:49:48.501 you know, she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11. 00:49:48.551 --> 00:49:50.712 - The Mathalon? - Yeah, the Mathalon. 00:49:50.762 --> 00:49:52.547 It's kind of like the Grammys for math, 00:49:52.597 --> 00:49:54.716 except there's like four people in the audience. 00:49:54.766 --> 00:49:57.719 - Ah. - She kind of froze in the finals, 00:49:57.769 --> 00:50:01.181 and then some kids made fun of her and... 00:50:01.231 --> 00:50:03.016 I just want her to find her place. 00:50:03.066 --> 00:50:05.268 Just give her a minute. 00:50:05.318 --> 00:50:07.270 Yeah, definitely. 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:09.981 Okay, well, I'm glad you were lonely. 00:50:10.031 --> 00:50:11.649 (chuckling) 00:50:11.699 --> 00:50:14.027 I guess I'll let you get to bed now. 00:50:14.077 --> 00:50:16.029 - (laughs) Okay. - Bye. 00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:17.781 So long. Adios. 00:50:17.831 --> 00:50:19.657 (laughs) Bye. 00:50:19.707 --> 00:50:20.917 See you. 00:50:28.133 --> 00:50:30.085 (sighs): Yeah. 00:50:30.135 --> 00:50:32.087 (kids chattering) 00:50:32.137 --> 00:50:34.047 (school bell rings) 00:50:34.097 --> 00:50:36.466 Okay, after you've completed the prime factorization, 00:50:36.516 --> 00:50:38.718 identify the distinct prime factor. 00:50:38.768 --> 00:50:40.804 All right, listen up, Coolidge Pi-thons. 00:50:40.854 --> 00:50:42.555 - I'm here on official business. - Park... 00:50:42.605 --> 00:50:45.392 First of all, who didn't get their waiver signed? 00:50:45.442 --> 00:50:46.810 All right, you two, out. 00:50:46.860 --> 00:50:48.686 Hey, y-you can't just dismiss my students. 00:50:48.736 --> 00:50:50.480 (mock stammering) Yes, I can. 00:50:50.530 --> 00:50:53.199 You heard me. Scram. Beat it! 00:50:54.033 --> 00:50:55.693 Now, for the rest of you 00:50:55.743 --> 00:50:58.029 who know how to follow direction, 00:50:58.079 --> 00:51:01.749 I bring you the one, the only... 00:51:02.542 --> 00:51:04.077 (students gasping) 00:51:04.127 --> 00:51:06.329 (squealing excitedly) 00:51:06.379 --> 00:51:07.664 Kat, I love you! 00:51:07.714 --> 00:51:09.999 Percy, stop yelling. She's right here. 00:51:10.049 --> 00:51:11.459 Hi. 00:51:11.509 --> 00:51:13.837 Thought you had a private for, like, a fortune. 00:51:13.887 --> 00:51:15.713 I rescheduled. 00:51:15.763 --> 00:51:18.174 PARKER: All right, who's got a question for Kat? 00:51:18.224 --> 00:51:19.384 - Oh, I do! I do! - Me! Me! 00:51:19.434 --> 00:51:20.844 Say something smart. 00:51:20.894 --> 00:51:22.095 Don't embarrass me. 00:51:22.145 --> 00:51:23.179 Uh, George. 00:51:23.229 --> 00:51:24.848 Did you really kiss Katy Perry? 00:51:24.898 --> 00:51:26.057 Actually, she kissed me. 00:51:26.107 --> 00:51:27.642 - STUDENTS: Ooh. - KAT: Next. 00:51:27.692 --> 00:51:28.435 Oh! 00:51:28.485 --> 00:51:29.602 Uh, Not George. 00:51:29.652 --> 00:51:30.937 - Spencer. - Don't care. 00:51:30.987 --> 00:51:34.649 Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian? 00:51:34.699 --> 00:51:36.943 Well... 00:51:36.993 --> 00:51:39.362 he didn't cheat on me with my assistant. 00:51:39.412 --> 00:51:41.698 - STUDENTS: Ooh. - (laughter, cheering) 00:51:41.748 --> 00:51:44.075 Okay, you guys caught us right in the middle 00:51:44.125 --> 00:51:46.202 of our mock Mathalon training, 00:51:46.252 --> 00:51:49.205 which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit. 00:51:49.255 --> 00:51:51.499 Uh, Lou, you're up. 00:51:51.549 --> 00:51:53.293 - (whispers): Dad, no. - KAT: Is that Lou? 00:51:53.343 --> 00:51:54.919 Yeah. 00:51:54.969 --> 00:51:57.088 Finally. Hi. 00:51:57.138 --> 00:51:59.090 I've wanted to meet you forever. 00:51:59.140 --> 00:52:00.508 Me, too. 00:52:00.558 --> 00:52:02.218 PARKER: Are you kidding me? They haven't met? 00:52:02.268 --> 00:52:04.053 - No. - What is wrong with you? 00:52:04.103 --> 00:52:06.598 - Well, they... - (whispers): You're married. 00:52:06.648 --> 00:52:08.224 Can we forget about the mock Mathalon? 00:52:08.274 --> 00:52:10.393 I have a million questions for Kat. 00:52:10.443 --> 00:52:11.686 Yeah, and Lou's too scared to get up 00:52:11.736 --> 00:52:12.896 in front of people anyways. 00:52:12.946 --> 00:52:14.314 Shut up, Jose. 00:52:14.364 --> 00:52:16.066 Oh, well, don't worry. I totally get it. 00:52:16.116 --> 00:52:18.568 You know, sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena 00:52:18.618 --> 00:52:22.197 with thousands and thousands of people, I get so nervous. 00:52:22.247 --> 00:52:23.782 (student murmuring in disbelief) 00:52:23.832 --> 00:52:25.784 No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke. 00:52:25.834 --> 00:52:29.204 Okay, Mel, pull up "Kat VMAs 2010." 00:52:29.254 --> 00:52:30.413 - I've got it. - Oh, okay. 00:52:30.463 --> 00:52:31.956 - Hey, Google. - Look at this. 00:52:32.006 --> 00:52:37.128 Show me a video: "Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance." 00:52:37.178 --> 00:52:40.757 ♪ Number nine, yeah, I'm going up ♪ 00:52:40.807 --> 00:52:42.809 ♪ I'm getting so high ♪ 00:52:43.643 --> 00:52:45.470 ♪ I'm not the sa... ♪ 00:52:45.520 --> 00:52:46.846 KAT: Hey, Google. 00:52:46.896 --> 00:52:48.264 - (laughs): That's enough. - (music stops) 00:52:48.314 --> 00:52:50.483 - (students groaning) - Yeah. 00:52:51.359 --> 00:52:54.145 I forgot the lyrics on live TV 00:52:54.195 --> 00:52:56.231 to a song that I wrote. 00:52:56.281 --> 00:52:58.024 It could happen to anybody. 00:52:58.074 --> 00:53:00.360 Yeah, but the point is that once it does, 00:53:00.410 --> 00:53:02.695 you're always worried, you know? 00:53:02.745 --> 00:53:04.489 What if it happens again? 00:53:04.539 --> 00:53:05.824 What did you do? 00:53:05.874 --> 00:53:07.617 I shifted focus. 00:53:07.667 --> 00:53:09.619 I made my dance so hard 00:53:09.669 --> 00:53:12.372 that all I could do was concentrate on the steps. 00:53:12.422 --> 00:53:15.125 So, it's like you distracted your mind. 00:53:15.175 --> 00:53:16.960 Yes. Exactly. 00:53:17.010 --> 00:53:21.389 Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was. 00:53:24.642 --> 00:53:27.061 Mel, we're gonna need some speakers. 00:53:29.147 --> 00:53:31.141 Not too loud, right? 00:53:31.191 --> 00:53:33.393 (blasting over speakers): ♪ I just got paid... ♪ 00:53:33.443 --> 00:53:34.477 STUDENTS: Hey! 00:53:34.527 --> 00:53:36.020 KAT: And two. 00:53:36.070 --> 00:53:38.314 And free your mind, and three and four. 00:53:38.364 --> 00:53:40.316 Make a turn, three and four. 00:53:40.366 --> 00:53:42.110 Again, three and four. 00:53:42.160 --> 00:53:43.611 ♪ Don't know where we're going... ♪ 00:53:43.661 --> 00:53:45.572 And one and two, and three and four. 00:53:45.622 --> 00:53:48.625 And ask a question, three and four. 00:53:49.626 --> 00:53:52.162 Look alive, Chuck, three and four. 00:53:52.212 --> 00:53:53.788 Oh, uh, okay. 00:53:53.838 --> 00:53:56.499 Lou, what is 43 times 101? 00:53:56.549 --> 00:53:58.585 - 4-3-4-3. - Yes! 00:53:58.635 --> 00:54:00.003 Yes, you're on fire. Yes! 00:54:00.053 --> 00:54:01.838 You're ruining it, Charlie, three and four. 00:54:01.888 --> 00:54:03.965 Keep the time, and three and four. 00:54:04.015 --> 00:54:05.091 And turn. 00:54:05.141 --> 00:54:07.927 CHARLIE: Esther, what is five factorial? 00:54:07.977 --> 00:54:09.429 Uh, 120. 00:54:09.479 --> 00:54:10.513 Yeah! 00:54:10.563 --> 00:54:13.099 All geniuses with rhythm. 00:54:13.149 --> 00:54:15.185 (cheering) 00:54:15.235 --> 00:54:16.436 ♪ I just got paid... ♪ 00:54:16.486 --> 00:54:17.812 (chanting): Go, Percy. Go, Percy. 00:54:17.862 --> 00:54:18.980 Go, Percy. 00:54:19.030 --> 00:54:22.692 Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. 00:54:22.742 --> 00:54:27.405 Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. 00:54:27.455 --> 00:54:29.699 (cheering) 00:54:29.749 --> 00:54:32.952 Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah. 00:54:33.002 --> 00:54:37.165 Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. 00:54:37.215 --> 00:54:38.500 (cheering) 00:54:38.550 --> 00:54:40.210 ♪ I just got paid ♪ 00:54:40.260 --> 00:54:42.212 ♪ Give me that, give me that, give me that ♪ 00:54:42.262 --> 00:54:44.255 ♪ Give me that, give me that, give me that ♪ 00:54:44.305 --> 00:54:46.549 ♪ Give me that money, give me that money ♪ 00:54:46.599 --> 00:54:48.468 - ♪ Give me that money ♪ - ♪ I just got paid ♪ 00:54:48.518 --> 00:54:50.386 ♪ Give me that, give me that, give me that ♪ 00:54:50.436 --> 00:54:52.514 ♪ Give me that, give me that, give me that ♪ 00:54:52.564 --> 00:54:54.224 ♪ Give me that money, give me that money ♪ 00:54:54.274 --> 00:54:55.392 - ♪ Give me that money ♪ - (cheering) 00:54:55.442 --> 00:54:57.477 ♪ I just got paid. ♪ 00:54:57.527 --> 00:54:59.696 (piano plays simple melody) 00:55:09.789 --> 00:55:11.533 What are the words? 00:55:11.583 --> 00:55:15.787 Uh, I haven't figured that out yet. 00:55:15.837 --> 00:55:19.207 And, actually, the more I try, the harder it gets. 00:55:19.257 --> 00:55:20.708 (sighs) 00:55:20.758 --> 00:55:24.921 You know, when I can't figure out homework stuff, 00:55:24.971 --> 00:55:27.715 my dad says, "If you sit in the question, 00:55:27.765 --> 00:55:29.551 the answer finds you." 00:55:29.601 --> 00:55:30.969 Hmm. 00:55:31.019 --> 00:55:32.178 And does it? 00:55:32.228 --> 00:55:34.139 I don't know. I... 00:55:34.189 --> 00:55:35.724 I don't sit long enough. 00:55:35.774 --> 00:55:37.684 (laughs): Yeah. 00:55:37.734 --> 00:55:39.819 That's my problem, too. 00:55:43.907 --> 00:55:47.485 So, do you like my dad? 00:55:47.535 --> 00:55:50.321 I mean, he can be so annoying, 00:55:50.371 --> 00:55:53.908 but he's also, like, really smart and nice. 00:55:53.958 --> 00:55:57.454 You know, your dad says you're the best thing about him. 00:55:57.504 --> 00:55:59.122 That's probably true. 00:55:59.172 --> 00:56:00.540 (laughs) 00:56:00.590 --> 00:56:02.417 MAN: Let's put it right over here. 00:56:02.467 --> 00:56:03.793 LOU: Whoa. 00:56:03.843 --> 00:56:06.421 - Is all this stuff for you? - CHARLIE: Coach. 00:56:06.471 --> 00:56:08.173 Is this another endorsement deal? 00:56:08.223 --> 00:56:09.799 No. 00:56:09.849 --> 00:56:12.010 They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success, 00:56:12.060 --> 00:56:14.596 which is a charity that I work with. 00:56:14.646 --> 00:56:17.015 - That's awesome. - (chuckles) 00:56:17.065 --> 00:56:18.475 You like? 00:56:18.525 --> 00:56:20.393 I love. 00:56:20.443 --> 00:56:22.529 (Charlie chuckling) 00:56:24.197 --> 00:56:25.982 - No way. - Yeah. 00:56:26.032 --> 00:56:27.484 Can I? 00:56:27.534 --> 00:56:29.486 KAT: Don't worry. I'll pay them back. 00:56:29.536 --> 00:56:30.820 (shushes quietly) 00:56:30.870 --> 00:56:32.322 - CHARLIE: Okay, come on. - Thank you. 00:56:32.372 --> 00:56:34.874 You got another bag in here with some textbooks. 00:56:36.793 --> 00:56:38.912 - Thank you. - Are you kidding? 00:56:38.962 --> 00:56:41.623 - (Charlie chuckles) - I love it. (laughs) 00:56:41.673 --> 00:56:44.084 - I got to get her home. - What? 00:56:44.134 --> 00:56:46.636 - Yeah. Yeah. - Already? No. 00:56:47.428 --> 00:56:49.055 Okay. 00:56:49.806 --> 00:56:51.224 I love Keats. 00:56:56.563 --> 00:56:58.056 - Oh. (sucks teeth) - Wha... 00:56:58.106 --> 00:57:00.016 (laughing): Stop. What are you doing? 00:57:00.066 --> 00:57:02.352 - I killed it. - (laughing): It's not... 00:57:02.402 --> 00:57:04.145 Listen, I'm gonna say something 00:57:04.195 --> 00:57:07.399 - that's probably gonna come out completely wrong... - (chuckles) 00:57:07.449 --> 00:57:10.693 ...but you're beautiful without all of that. 00:57:10.743 --> 00:57:13.071 - Aw. - I mean, either way, you're... 00:57:13.121 --> 00:57:15.073 good to go. 00:57:15.123 --> 00:57:18.868 - Good to go? - Good to go. 00:57:18.918 --> 00:57:21.296 - (laughs) Okay, I'll take it. - (laughs) 00:57:24.090 --> 00:57:26.259 You're a great teacher, Charlie. 00:57:27.343 --> 00:57:30.713 Those kids, they're lucky to have you. 00:57:30.763 --> 00:57:32.757 I don't know, hanging with you guys today 00:57:32.807 --> 00:57:35.552 made me feel kind of normal. 00:57:35.602 --> 00:57:37.770 Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00. 00:57:38.772 --> 00:57:40.557 Oh, my bad. 00:57:40.607 --> 00:57:42.817 I thought you were by yourself. 00:57:46.196 --> 00:57:48.364 Puerto Rico. 00:57:50.200 --> 00:57:54.988 Um, my friends, they have a bed-and-breakfast there, so... 00:57:55.038 --> 00:57:57.040 That's... 00:57:58.249 --> 00:58:01.411 Listen, if-if... if Bastian is the guy 00:58:01.461 --> 00:58:03.747 that you think you're supposed to be with, 00:58:03.797 --> 00:58:07.876 then, hell, I'll drive you to the airport. 00:58:07.926 --> 00:58:10.178 But if you're not sure... 00:58:11.471 --> 00:58:13.131 ...then come with me 00:58:13.181 --> 00:58:15.642 to the fall semiformal tomorrow night. 00:58:16.976 --> 00:58:19.012 Yeah, they need chaperones. 00:58:19.062 --> 00:58:21.106 Maybe you need chaperoning. 00:58:22.065 --> 00:58:23.767 Listen, I'm not saying this 00:58:23.817 --> 00:58:25.268 as your husband or even as your friend, 00:58:25.318 --> 00:58:27.103 because technically I'm not either, 00:58:27.153 --> 00:58:30.648 but if you go back to Bastian, aren't you just making 00:58:30.698 --> 00:58:34.110 the same mistake all over again... again? 00:58:34.160 --> 00:58:36.162 ♪ ♪ 00:58:43.419 --> 00:58:46.256 Are you asking me to the school dance? 00:58:47.257 --> 00:58:50.210 - Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but... - (laughing) 00:58:50.260 --> 00:58:54.889 ...here we are in free period, so I figured I'd take my shot. 00:58:55.890 --> 00:58:57.592 (chuckles softly) 00:58:57.642 --> 00:59:00.687 (indistinct chatter, laughter) 00:59:05.150 --> 00:59:07.977 CHARLIE: Welcome. (chuckles) 00:59:08.027 --> 00:59:10.355 Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 00:59:10.405 --> 00:59:12.440 Come on. Okay. 00:59:12.490 --> 00:59:13.691 Can I have your left wrist? 00:59:13.741 --> 00:59:15.410 My left wr... Okay. 00:59:18.913 --> 00:59:20.865 Oh, my God. 00:59:20.915 --> 00:59:22.325 How sweet. 00:59:22.375 --> 00:59:25.328 Oh, and I also got you this to give me. 00:59:25.378 --> 00:59:27.497 (both laughing) 00:59:27.547 --> 00:59:28.957 So thank you very much. 00:59:29.007 --> 00:59:30.758 - I'm glad I thought of that. - It's my favorite. 00:59:33.720 --> 00:59:36.297 You look in... 00:59:36.347 --> 00:59:37.841 You look... (sighs) 00:59:37.891 --> 00:59:39.843 Let's go to the dance. 00:59:39.893 --> 00:59:42.720 PARKER: Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs. 00:59:42.770 --> 00:59:44.514 Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez, 00:59:44.564 --> 00:59:47.308 we would like the gym to be a photo-free zone, 00:59:47.358 --> 00:59:49.853 so please check your phones at the door. 00:59:49.903 --> 00:59:51.780 (upbeat dance music playing) 00:59:53.031 --> 00:59:54.691 You did all this for me? 00:59:54.741 --> 00:59:57.327 - I might've had a little help. - (laughs) 00:59:58.536 --> 01:00:00.613 You know what, Kofi, why don't you take the night off? 01:00:00.663 --> 01:00:01.906 I'll let you know when I need you. 01:00:01.956 --> 01:00:03.450 All right. Have a good time, y'all. 01:00:03.500 --> 01:00:05.452 Okay. All right. 01:00:05.502 --> 01:00:06.953 Unsupervised. 01:00:07.003 --> 01:00:08.872 I'm gonna screen-grab your search history 01:00:08.922 --> 01:00:10.415 and send it to your mother. 01:00:10.465 --> 01:00:11.833 That's a guarantee. 01:00:11.883 --> 01:00:14.919 ("Satisfied" by Galantis featuring MAX playing) 01:00:14.969 --> 01:00:16.588 - Hey. - Hey. 01:00:16.638 --> 01:00:18.256 - How are you? - Good to see you. 01:00:18.306 --> 01:00:19.841 ♪ ♪ 01:00:19.891 --> 01:00:22.010 - Kill the music! - (music stops) 01:00:22.060 --> 01:00:24.429 A-one, two, three, four. 01:00:24.479 --> 01:00:25.638 Hit it. 01:00:25.688 --> 01:00:28.349 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:00:28.399 --> 01:00:30.643 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes... ♪ 01:00:30.693 --> 01:00:31.936 What are you doing? 01:00:31.986 --> 01:00:33.730 You know, kids opening for pop stars 01:00:33.780 --> 01:00:35.190 is very big these days. 01:00:35.240 --> 01:00:36.483 ♪ I've never seen forever... ♪ 01:00:36.533 --> 01:00:39.069 When did the glee club learn "Marry Me"? 01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:41.404 When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez. 01:00:41.454 --> 01:00:43.782 - I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts. - Keep singing! 01:00:43.832 --> 01:00:45.116 You're an inspiration, Pitts. 01:00:45.166 --> 01:00:46.493 Right back at you, Gilbert. 01:00:46.543 --> 01:00:48.495 Oh, my God, they are so adorable. 01:00:48.545 --> 01:00:49.662 - Uh... - Thank you. 01:00:49.712 --> 01:00:51.339 If you could. 01:00:52.590 --> 01:00:55.043 Um, yeah, okay. (laughs) 01:00:55.093 --> 01:00:57.921 PITTS: "To Jonathan Gregory Pitts, 01:00:57.971 --> 01:01:00.673 a fellow architect of song." 01:01:00.723 --> 01:01:03.593 (laughs) Okay, let her breathe just a little bit. 01:01:03.643 --> 01:01:05.136 Come on. 01:01:05.186 --> 01:01:06.971 - ♪ Ring, ring, ring ♪ - ♪ Ring, ring ♪ 01:01:07.021 --> 01:01:07.931 - ♪ Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring... ♪ - (chuckles) 01:01:07.981 --> 01:01:09.057 Love and light. 01:01:09.107 --> 01:01:10.600 - Love and light. - Okay. Cut! 01:01:10.650 --> 01:01:12.310 - ♪ Tonight, tonight. ♪ - Bring the music back! 01:01:12.360 --> 01:01:15.438 (over speakers): ♪ Keep me satisfied... ♪ 01:01:15.488 --> 01:01:16.606 (excited chatter) 01:01:16.656 --> 01:01:17.941 (both chuckling) 01:01:17.991 --> 01:01:20.944 So, do we have a job? 01:01:20.994 --> 01:01:22.695 Do we have duties? What do we do? 01:01:22.745 --> 01:01:24.447 Yes, we do. We got to monitor. 01:01:24.497 --> 01:01:26.825 We got to guide. We got to encourage. 01:01:26.875 --> 01:01:28.618 - Okay. - We might have to discourage. 01:01:28.668 --> 01:01:31.246 - (laughing) - We might have to separate. 01:01:31.296 --> 01:01:34.124 And maybe later... mm, dance? 01:01:34.174 --> 01:01:36.126 (laughing): I don't think you want to see that. 01:01:36.176 --> 01:01:38.586 Oh, I do. I do want to see that. 01:01:38.636 --> 01:01:40.422 Did you see my corsage? 01:01:40.472 --> 01:01:42.632 I did. 01:01:42.682 --> 01:01:45.468 (indistinct chatter) 01:01:45.518 --> 01:01:48.388 ♪ ♪ 01:01:48.438 --> 01:01:50.014 Hey! 01:01:50.064 --> 01:01:51.891 - (camera clicks) - (yells playfully) 01:01:51.941 --> 01:01:53.184 (laughing) 01:01:53.234 --> 01:01:54.728 Oh, yeah, I want to do one. 01:01:54.778 --> 01:01:55.812 - Ready? - Yep. 01:01:55.862 --> 01:01:57.113 Okay. 01:02:02.577 --> 01:02:03.778 Hold this. 01:02:03.828 --> 01:02:05.739 What are you doing? 01:02:05.789 --> 01:02:07.073 A private. 01:02:07.123 --> 01:02:09.375 (upbeat dance music playing) 01:02:11.169 --> 01:02:12.912 (feedback squeals) 01:02:12.962 --> 01:02:14.414 Hey, everybody. 01:02:14.464 --> 01:02:16.332 - (music stops) - (excited chatter) 01:02:16.382 --> 01:02:18.501 This is my first semiformal, 01:02:18.551 --> 01:02:20.420 and, uh, 01:02:20.470 --> 01:02:22.922 I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash. 01:02:22.972 --> 01:02:24.340 We love you, Kat! 01:02:24.390 --> 01:02:26.092 (chuckles) Thank you, Parker. 01:02:26.142 --> 01:02:28.011 Love you, too. 01:02:28.061 --> 01:02:30.305 Uh, you guys mind if I do a song? 01:02:30.355 --> 01:02:33.349 - (cheering) - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 01:02:33.399 --> 01:02:36.186 I actually wrote this song when I was about your age. 01:02:36.236 --> 01:02:38.063 It was on my very first album. 01:02:38.113 --> 01:02:39.731 It's called "After Love." 01:02:39.781 --> 01:02:41.024 You guys may not know it. 01:02:41.074 --> 01:02:43.193 - I do! - KAT: Oh. Do you want to come 01:02:43.243 --> 01:02:46.112 - up here and do it with me? - (Parker gasps) 01:02:46.162 --> 01:02:48.031 - You play? - Y-Yeah. 01:02:48.081 --> 01:02:49.532 Let's do it. 01:02:49.582 --> 01:02:51.910 (cheering) 01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:53.703 (chuckles) 01:02:53.753 --> 01:02:57.832 Give it up for a fellow architect of song, Mr. Pitts. 01:02:57.882 --> 01:02:59.709 (cheering) 01:02:59.759 --> 01:03:01.970 - Pitts! - Mr. Pitts! 01:03:04.013 --> 01:03:05.306 Ready? 01:03:06.182 --> 01:03:07.592 Three, four. 01:03:07.642 --> 01:03:08.927 - ♪ Long nights in your car ♪ - (guitar playing) 01:03:08.977 --> 01:03:11.221 ♪ Mornings in your arms ♪ 01:03:11.271 --> 01:03:13.264 ♪ From five-hour calls ♪ 01:03:13.314 --> 01:03:15.475 ♪ To nothing at all ♪ 01:03:15.525 --> 01:03:17.852 ♪ I guess I missed the signs ♪ 01:03:17.902 --> 01:03:20.188 ♪ The writing on the wall, ooh ♪ 01:03:20.238 --> 01:03:23.066 ♪ Don't know where it all went wrong ♪ 01:03:23.116 --> 01:03:27.946 ♪ But if this is how it's got to be ♪ 01:03:27.996 --> 01:03:32.951 ♪ I need someone to tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me ♪ 01:03:33.001 --> 01:03:35.412 ♪ What comes after love? ♪ 01:03:35.462 --> 01:03:39.582 ♪ I want to know there's something for me after us ♪ 01:03:39.632 --> 01:03:43.753 ♪ I don't think my heart was made to break this much ♪ 01:03:43.803 --> 01:03:48.133 ♪ Tell me there's a happy ever after love ♪ 01:03:48.183 --> 01:03:53.188 ♪ Tell me there's a happy ever after us ♪ 01:03:54.397 --> 01:03:56.933 - ♪ I believe, I believe ♪ - (attendees singing along) 01:03:56.983 --> 01:03:58.727 ♪ I believe in love ♪ 01:03:58.777 --> 01:04:02.814 ♪ Even if, even if it wasn't meant for us ♪ 01:04:02.864 --> 01:04:07.444 ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe in love ♪ 01:04:07.494 --> 01:04:09.320 ♪ I just need someone to tell me ♪ 01:04:09.370 --> 01:04:11.030 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪ 01:04:11.080 --> 01:04:13.658 ♪ What comes after love? ♪ 01:04:13.708 --> 01:04:17.996 ♪ I want to know there's something for me after us ♪ 01:04:18.046 --> 01:04:22.250 ♪ I don't think my heart was made to break this much ♪ 01:04:22.300 --> 01:04:26.546 ♪ Tell me there's a happy ever after love ♪ 01:04:26.596 --> 01:04:31.176 ♪ Tell me there's a happy ever after us. ♪ 01:04:31.226 --> 01:04:33.478 - (song ends) - (cheering) 01:04:42.695 --> 01:04:46.066 - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. 01:04:46.116 --> 01:04:48.777 KAT: Thank you guys so much! 01:04:48.827 --> 01:04:51.780 Well, that is my new favorite song. 01:04:51.830 --> 01:04:53.782 (Kat chuckles) 01:04:53.832 --> 01:04:56.826 What was your old favorite song? 01:04:56.876 --> 01:04:58.453 Um... I don't know, 01:04:58.503 --> 01:05:02.040 this might be a little too edgy for you to handle, 01:05:02.090 --> 01:05:05.126 but when my mom was sick, we watched a lot of musicals, 01:05:05.176 --> 01:05:07.128 and her favorite was Camelot. 01:05:07.178 --> 01:05:08.463 KAT: Mm. 01:05:08.513 --> 01:05:10.006 You know, it was like Game of Thrones 01:05:10.056 --> 01:05:12.092 but less nudity and murder. 01:05:12.142 --> 01:05:15.804 - More music and velvet. - (laughs) 01:05:15.854 --> 01:05:17.347 But, anyway, when Lancelot 01:05:17.397 --> 01:05:19.349 wants to tell Guenevere how he feels, 01:05:19.399 --> 01:05:21.851 instead of saying, "I want to be with you," 01:05:21.901 --> 01:05:25.438 he says, "We're gonna split up. It's inevitable." 01:05:25.488 --> 01:05:27.273 That's a little depressing. 01:05:27.323 --> 01:05:29.109 No, not when you hear it. 01:05:29.159 --> 01:05:32.946 "If ever I were to leave you, it wouldn't be in summer." 01:05:32.996 --> 01:05:38.159 ♪ If ever I would leave you ♪ 01:05:38.209 --> 01:05:41.663 ♪ It wouldn't be in summer ♪ 01:05:41.713 --> 01:05:45.542 ♪ Seeing you in summer, I never would go ♪ 01:05:45.592 --> 01:05:47.677 - It's nice. - Yeah. 01:05:48.761 --> 01:05:52.966 ♪ Your hair streaked with sunlight ♪ 01:05:53.016 --> 01:05:54.717 ♪ Your lips red as flame... ♪ 01:05:54.767 --> 01:05:57.303 - Dance with me. - (laughs): No, I don't dance. 01:05:57.353 --> 01:05:59.731 Come on. Dance with me. 01:06:01.900 --> 01:06:03.651 Just a little bit. 01:06:05.820 --> 01:06:08.398 There we go. 01:06:08.448 --> 01:06:12.402 ♪ How could it be in autumn? ♪ 01:06:12.452 --> 01:06:14.529 ♪ How I'd leave in autumn ♪ 01:06:14.579 --> 01:06:18.908 ♪ I never would know... ♪ 01:06:18.958 --> 01:06:22.078 Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White or Drake... 01:06:22.128 --> 01:06:24.581 - (laughing) - ...or whatever it is you listen to 01:06:24.631 --> 01:06:26.583 when you're about to, you know... 01:06:26.633 --> 01:06:28.510 To what? 01:06:29.302 --> 01:06:31.387 Well... 01:06:32.180 --> 01:06:33.631 Well, I don't want to presume 01:06:33.681 --> 01:06:36.342 that I'm about to have the best night of my life, 01:06:36.392 --> 01:06:40.688 but if I am, I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet. 01:06:42.315 --> 01:06:44.142 I like it. 01:06:44.192 --> 01:06:45.393 You do? 01:06:45.443 --> 01:06:47.979 ♪ When you catch the fire's glow ♪ 01:06:48.029 --> 01:06:49.823 A lot. 01:06:51.032 --> 01:06:55.612 ♪ If ever I would leave you ♪ 01:06:55.662 --> 01:06:59.616 ♪ How could it be in springtime ♪ 01:06:59.666 --> 01:07:01.618 ♪ Knowing how in spring ♪ 01:07:01.668 --> 01:07:07.082 ♪ I'm bewitched by you so? ♪ 01:07:07.132 --> 01:07:11.086 ♪ Oh, no, not in springtime... ♪ 01:07:11.136 --> 01:07:13.680 Is this smart? 01:07:14.681 --> 01:07:18.093 I think we left smart six weeks ago. 01:07:18.143 --> 01:07:20.353 ♪ ♪ 01:07:36.035 --> 01:07:38.288 ♪ ♪ 01:07:43.793 --> 01:07:45.837 (birds chirping) 01:07:48.214 --> 01:07:50.467 (sighs) 01:07:56.890 --> 01:07:58.007 (Charlie sighs) 01:07:58.057 --> 01:08:01.352 - Morning. - Morning. 01:08:02.937 --> 01:08:05.348 Thank God you're here. 01:08:05.398 --> 01:08:08.893 'Cause I did have just a minute of: 01:08:08.943 --> 01:08:11.896 - "Is she gone? Did she leave?" - (laughs) 01:08:11.946 --> 01:08:14.607 I was like, "God, just... 01:08:14.657 --> 01:08:17.193 "I know you rock stars move fast, 01:08:17.243 --> 01:08:19.946 - on to the next town, like, just love..." - (laughs) 01:08:19.996 --> 01:08:23.032 - Oh, God. Here, take it. - (cell phone ringing) 01:08:23.082 --> 01:08:24.200 Hey. 01:08:24.250 --> 01:08:25.618 MELISSA: Hey, how was last night? 01:08:25.668 --> 01:08:28.288 - KAT: Amazing. - MELISSA: Wait. Where are you? 01:08:28.338 --> 01:08:30.540 - Are you with, uh... - Yeah. Charlie. 01:08:30.590 --> 01:08:32.876 - Still? - Still. 01:08:32.926 --> 01:08:35.044 (Melissa continues indistinctly over phone) 01:08:35.094 --> 01:08:36.546 (whispers): "Charlie. Still." 01:08:36.596 --> 01:08:38.673 KAT: Let's just move that to Tuesday. 01:08:38.723 --> 01:08:40.049 MELISSA: But they're expecting you. 01:08:40.099 --> 01:08:42.218 Sorry. Just tell 'em no. 01:08:42.268 --> 01:08:43.928 - Okay. - Okay. 01:08:43.978 --> 01:08:45.638 I'll call you later. 01:08:45.688 --> 01:08:48.650 Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me? 01:08:49.651 --> 01:08:51.019 Maybe. 01:08:51.069 --> 01:08:52.437 And you're welcome. 01:08:52.487 --> 01:08:55.065 Thank you. 01:08:55.115 --> 01:08:56.399 You and your mom? 01:08:56.449 --> 01:08:58.068 Yeah, at Coney Island. 01:08:58.118 --> 01:08:59.569 KAT: The Wonder Wheel. 01:08:59.619 --> 01:09:01.446 Well, we actually called it "the wishing wheel." 01:09:01.496 --> 01:09:03.198 Yeah. We loved going out there. 01:09:03.248 --> 01:09:05.533 Although the last time that I took her out there, 01:09:05.583 --> 01:09:07.077 it was closed 'cause it was winter. 01:09:07.127 --> 01:09:09.120 It was, like, right before she passed away. 01:09:09.170 --> 01:09:10.997 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No, no. 01:09:11.047 --> 01:09:13.249 It-It's okay. I like talking about her. 01:09:13.299 --> 01:09:17.962 It happened a while ago when Lou was like five, but... 01:09:18.012 --> 01:09:22.675 they definitely got to spend some good times together. 01:09:22.725 --> 01:09:26.096 And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou. 01:09:26.146 --> 01:09:27.972 You think she would've liked me? 01:09:28.022 --> 01:09:28.973 No. 01:09:29.023 --> 01:09:30.016 (laughing): What? 01:09:30.066 --> 01:09:31.768 Yes, she would've loved you. 01:09:31.818 --> 01:09:33.395 She would've thought you were amazing. 01:09:33.445 --> 01:09:35.814 I mean, she might have questioned a few things. 01:09:35.864 --> 01:09:37.732 She was very... 01:09:37.782 --> 01:09:39.526 Well, she was very self-sufficient. 01:09:39.576 --> 01:09:41.403 Well, I'm, like, the most self-sufficient 01:09:41.453 --> 01:09:42.987 person on the planet. 01:09:43.037 --> 01:09:45.323 - I mean, I do more things in one day than... - No, I know. 01:09:45.373 --> 01:09:47.283 I know you do. I'm not saying that. 01:09:47.333 --> 01:09:48.493 I'm saying you have a lot of people, 01:09:48.543 --> 01:09:49.786 you know, kind of handling things. 01:09:49.836 --> 01:09:51.663 There's nothing wrong with having help. 01:09:51.713 --> 01:09:53.206 - I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless. - (chuckles) 01:09:53.256 --> 01:09:55.333 It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate. 01:09:55.383 --> 01:09:58.336 I know, but you might not need as many people helping you 01:09:58.386 --> 01:10:00.046 as you think you do. 01:10:00.096 --> 01:10:02.382 So, what are you saying? 01:10:02.432 --> 01:10:05.135 You want me to try being alone? 01:10:05.185 --> 01:10:06.678 Because I could go be alone right now. 01:10:06.728 --> 01:10:08.304 No, no, uh, let's be clear. 01:10:08.354 --> 01:10:11.433 "Alone" means without help, not alone without me. 01:10:11.483 --> 01:10:13.601 Wait. 01:10:13.651 --> 01:10:15.562 Is this a challenge? 01:10:15.612 --> 01:10:16.980 Now you get it. 01:10:17.030 --> 01:10:18.773 - What, are you challenging me? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 01:10:18.823 --> 01:10:21.735 Yeah, but let's make it a real challenge, okay? 01:10:21.785 --> 01:10:23.778 - Okay. - That means without doormen. 01:10:23.828 --> 01:10:25.864 - Without yes-Melissa. - Fine. 01:10:25.914 --> 01:10:27.073 Without cooks, 01:10:27.123 --> 01:10:29.284 without cleaners, without hair extenders. 01:10:29.334 --> 01:10:31.119 - (laughs) - Yeah, this is serious. 01:10:31.169 --> 01:10:32.829 Without live-feeding. 01:10:32.879 --> 01:10:34.956 Without constant filming updates. 01:10:35.006 --> 01:10:37.500 Without all that little stuff. Gone. 01:10:37.550 --> 01:10:39.586 Okay. I can do that. 01:10:39.636 --> 01:10:41.629 - Okay. - What are you gonna do? 01:10:41.679 --> 01:10:43.590 Me? I'm... You know, I'm gonna be there. 01:10:43.640 --> 01:10:44.966 I'm gonna monitor. 01:10:45.016 --> 01:10:46.009 Mm. 01:10:46.059 --> 01:10:47.469 Nice try, buddy. 01:10:47.519 --> 01:10:49.062 - Okay. - (laughing): What? 01:10:50.396 --> 01:10:52.348 You're gonna get on social media. 01:10:52.398 --> 01:10:53.641 - No. - Yes. 01:10:53.691 --> 01:10:55.185 Come on, that's... This is about you. 01:10:55.235 --> 01:10:56.686 You're gonna go on social media. 01:10:56.736 --> 01:10:59.731 You're gonna have Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok. 01:10:59.781 --> 01:11:01.858 - You're gonna do a dance! Yes! - This is about you. 01:11:01.908 --> 01:11:03.193 - Don't flip it. - No, listen. 01:11:03.243 --> 01:11:04.527 Why are you so judgmental? 01:11:04.577 --> 01:11:05.862 It's so crazy. 01:11:05.912 --> 01:11:08.615 No, look, this is gonna be a great thing. 01:11:08.665 --> 01:11:11.034 It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher. 01:11:11.084 --> 01:11:12.452 - (sighs) - Seriously. 01:11:12.502 --> 01:11:15.046 If you don't do it, I'm not doing it. 01:11:16.089 --> 01:11:17.665 Okay. 01:11:17.715 --> 01:11:19.292 (birds squawking) 01:11:19.342 --> 01:11:23.004 CHARLIE: So, this is your little getaway? 01:11:23.054 --> 01:11:24.005 (door banging) 01:11:24.055 --> 01:11:25.974 Nope. It's locked. 01:11:34.107 --> 01:11:35.934 Nothing under there? 01:11:35.984 --> 01:11:38.019 Gosh. Dang it. 01:11:38.069 --> 01:11:39.687 Jeff, can you... 01:11:39.737 --> 01:11:41.231 No, no, th-that's cheating. 01:11:41.281 --> 01:11:43.733 Come on. What are you gonna do? 01:11:43.783 --> 01:11:44.984 You got a little problem. 01:11:45.034 --> 01:11:46.403 Sometimes you just got to concede. 01:11:46.453 --> 01:11:47.662 It's okay. 01:11:56.254 --> 01:11:58.373 (alarm blaring) 01:11:58.423 --> 01:12:01.084 You really like to win. 01:12:01.134 --> 01:12:03.595 Yes! (grunts, laughs) 01:12:04.471 --> 01:12:06.681 Coming? 01:12:09.893 --> 01:12:12.887 I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses. 01:12:12.937 --> 01:12:15.023 - It's better. - (laughs) 01:12:17.484 --> 01:12:19.436 - Living room. - (computer chimes) 01:12:19.486 --> 01:12:21.438 (whirring) 01:12:21.488 --> 01:12:22.480 Ugh, this... 01:12:22.530 --> 01:12:23.940 Uh, no. Sound. 01:12:23.990 --> 01:12:25.191 (computer chimes) 01:12:25.241 --> 01:12:27.444 - (laughing): Oh, my God. - (horse neighs on TV) 01:12:27.494 --> 01:12:30.822 - Jesus! - Whose house is this? 01:12:30.872 --> 01:12:32.323 Well, that actually could be nice 01:12:32.373 --> 01:12:34.659 to offset the breeze from the broken window. 01:12:34.709 --> 01:12:36.536 - We can make s'mores. - I like s'mores. 01:12:36.586 --> 01:12:37.912 - Me, too. - Yeah. 01:12:37.962 --> 01:12:40.832 ♪ What comes after love... ♪ 01:12:40.882 --> 01:12:44.919 I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself. 01:12:44.969 --> 01:12:48.381 ♪ I don't think my heart was made to break this much ♪ 01:12:48.431 --> 01:12:51.926 ♪ Tell me there's a happy ever after us... ♪ 01:12:51.976 --> 01:12:53.720 (gasps) 01:12:53.770 --> 01:12:55.805 I think you may have forgotten this. 01:12:55.855 --> 01:12:57.724 ESTHER: Jesus, he's had an account for 45 minutes, 01:12:57.774 --> 01:12:59.934 and he already has half a million followers. 01:12:59.984 --> 01:13:01.019 - Oh, my God. Look. - STUDENT: Half a million? 01:13:01.069 --> 01:13:02.353 Now you need your own web page. 01:13:02.403 --> 01:13:05.315 Already created it on Wix.com. 01:13:05.365 --> 01:13:06.775 "Numbers Neva Lie." 01:13:06.825 --> 01:13:08.401 - Oh, that's perfect. - That is a good one. 01:13:08.451 --> 01:13:10.820 - I love that. Do you love that? - Yeah, yeah, I do like it. 01:13:10.870 --> 01:13:13.081 So, what do you want your caption to be, Mr. G? 01:13:14.541 --> 01:13:16.826 KAT: "If you sit in the question, 01:13:16.876 --> 01:13:19.254 the answer will find you." 01:13:23.383 --> 01:13:25.960 (laughs) 01:13:26.010 --> 01:13:28.505 Sorry, I was checking out this guy on Instagram. 01:13:28.555 --> 01:13:30.048 Oh. Should I be jealous? 01:13:30.098 --> 01:13:33.051 He sounds very interesting and handsome. 01:13:33.101 --> 01:13:35.470 Just posting about all this math stuff. 01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:36.846 Oh, one of those. 01:13:36.896 --> 01:13:39.065 Brought you an apple. 01:13:43.319 --> 01:13:45.688 ♪ ♪ 01:13:45.738 --> 01:13:48.241 Happy birthday, part one. 01:13:49.242 --> 01:13:50.860 Oh. Thank you. 01:13:50.910 --> 01:13:52.237 - (laughs) - Yeah, on my last birthday, 01:13:52.287 --> 01:13:54.239 I was at a math conference in the Poconos. 01:13:54.289 --> 01:13:55.532 (laughs): Oh! 01:13:55.582 --> 01:13:57.367 - I have a lot to live up to. - Yes. 01:13:57.417 --> 01:13:58.918 - Open it! - Okay. 01:14:03.298 --> 01:14:07.293 Like, a handkerchief or... 01:14:07.343 --> 01:14:08.962 Turn around. 01:14:09.012 --> 01:14:11.673 Oh, it's a blindfold. 01:14:11.723 --> 01:14:13.842 - (Kat laughing) - Oh. 01:14:13.892 --> 01:14:15.677 I'm a little taken aback. 01:14:15.727 --> 01:14:18.722 I, uh, didn't know this was your thing, 01:14:18.772 --> 01:14:22.726 - but whatever you're... into. - Shh. 01:14:22.776 --> 01:14:24.561 - KAT: Okay, straight ahead. - CHARLIE: Okay. 01:14:24.611 --> 01:14:26.146 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 01:14:26.196 --> 01:14:27.522 - You should be. - (laughing): Okay. 01:14:27.572 --> 01:14:28.732 Wait, turn around. 01:14:28.782 --> 01:14:30.442 It's not a piñata. 01:14:30.492 --> 01:14:31.818 Maybe. Okay. 01:14:31.868 --> 01:14:33.153 That's it, right there. 01:14:33.203 --> 01:14:35.029 - That's where I need you. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 01:14:35.079 --> 01:14:37.290 - You ready? - Okay. 01:14:48.384 --> 01:14:49.711 Happy birthday. 01:14:49.761 --> 01:14:51.254 No. 01:14:51.304 --> 01:14:53.381 How? 01:14:53.431 --> 01:14:55.767 I know a guy who knows a guy. 01:14:57.477 --> 01:14:59.854 Come on. 01:15:02.315 --> 01:15:04.976 CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on the wishing wheel. 01:15:05.026 --> 01:15:07.654 - KAT: Yes. - CHARLIE: Go ahead. 01:15:11.324 --> 01:15:12.776 'Kay, done. 01:15:12.826 --> 01:15:14.828 Your turn. Make a wish. 01:15:15.829 --> 01:15:17.781 I already got it. 01:15:17.831 --> 01:15:20.041 ♪ ♪ 01:15:32.011 --> 01:15:33.963 KAT (over speakers): ♪ Since you came around ♪ 01:15:34.013 --> 01:15:35.757 ♪ You're testing my faith ♪ 01:15:35.807 --> 01:15:37.342 ♪ I'm praying out loud ♪ 01:15:37.392 --> 01:15:38.468 KAT (chuckling): Yeah. 01:15:38.518 --> 01:15:40.595 ♪ I feel it in my chest... ♪ 01:15:40.645 --> 01:15:42.555 - 21! - Yes! 01:15:42.605 --> 01:15:43.640 - (cheering) - Yeah! 01:15:43.690 --> 01:15:44.891 - Yeah! - Hey. 01:15:44.941 --> 01:15:46.476 Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry. 01:15:46.526 --> 01:15:47.894 Great day, you guys. 01:15:47.944 --> 01:15:49.979 We are finished. Grab your stuff. 01:15:50.029 --> 01:15:51.981 - (kids murmuring) - LOU: I'm ready. 01:15:52.031 --> 01:15:53.650 KAT: You are. You're gonna be great. 01:15:53.700 --> 01:15:55.527 - STUDENT: Yo, is that Bastian? - KAT: Amazing. - LOU: Thanks. 01:15:55.577 --> 01:15:57.654 - BASTIAN: Yo. What's up, kids? - STUDENT: Oh, my God, Bastian! 01:15:57.704 --> 01:15:58.822 (excited chatter) 01:15:58.872 --> 01:15:59.948 Wait, what's going on? 01:15:59.998 --> 01:16:01.658 He insisted on coming. 01:16:01.708 --> 01:16:04.244 Hey, come on, now. Your parents are waiting for you outside. 01:16:04.294 --> 01:16:06.246 Okay. See you later, guys. See you. Bye. 01:16:06.296 --> 01:16:07.831 I tried to give you a heads-up, 01:16:07.881 --> 01:16:09.165 but somebody wasn't answering her phone. 01:16:09.215 --> 01:16:10.667 No, no. There are no phones at school. 01:16:10.717 --> 01:16:12.377 - What are you guys doing here? - You got nominated 01:16:12.427 --> 01:16:16.047 for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys. 01:16:16.097 --> 01:16:17.173 What?! 01:16:17.223 --> 01:16:18.508 "Marry Me"... (continues in Spanish) 01:16:18.558 --> 01:16:20.844 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! - We got nominated! 01:16:20.894 --> 01:16:22.846 - Can you believe it? - Congratulations. 01:16:22.896 --> 01:16:23.972 - Oh, my God, yes! - (chuckles): Congratulations. 01:16:24.022 --> 01:16:26.516 - Yes. Oh, my God. - Wow. 01:16:26.566 --> 01:16:27.809 I can't believe this. 01:16:27.859 --> 01:16:29.060 It was only a matter of time, babe. 01:16:29.110 --> 01:16:30.687 - Oh, my God. - You should tell her. 01:16:30.737 --> 01:16:32.397 Oh, yeah. So, um, Bastian's concert 01:16:32.447 --> 01:16:34.607 at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming 01:16:34.657 --> 01:16:36.943 across multiple platforms, so there's loads of exposure. 01:16:36.993 --> 01:16:38.903 BASTIAN: Yeah, he thought we could 01:16:38.953 --> 01:16:41.156 surprise everyone and do "Marry Me." 01:16:41.206 --> 01:16:42.991 COLIN: Right. Now, the ballots are out next week, 01:16:43.041 --> 01:16:45.702 and nobody's seen you two together since... 01:16:45.752 --> 01:16:47.620 well, you know, a while. 01:16:47.670 --> 01:16:49.414 Um... 01:16:49.464 --> 01:16:51.374 You know, we don't... we don't have any 01:16:51.424 --> 01:16:53.668 - of the dancers in town. - BASTIAN: No, no, no. 01:16:53.718 --> 01:16:55.170 It's short notice. I-I don't... 01:16:55.220 --> 01:16:57.130 No, but wait. But we can do the ballad version. 01:16:57.180 --> 01:17:00.475 The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony. 01:17:03.728 --> 01:17:05.555 I don't know, Sebastian. 01:17:05.605 --> 01:17:06.940 "Sebastian"? 01:17:10.693 --> 01:17:12.687 Come on. "Sebastian"? 01:17:12.737 --> 01:17:13.772 That's his real name. 01:17:13.822 --> 01:17:15.065 Look, can I just... 01:17:15.115 --> 01:17:16.733 I-I know this is a little... 01:17:16.783 --> 01:17:18.318 I'm not trying to make a thing here, 01:17:18.368 --> 01:17:20.779 but this is the song that you were gonna get married to. 01:17:20.829 --> 01:17:22.614 This is huge for me. 01:17:22.664 --> 01:17:24.624 Totally. Totally. 01:17:25.416 --> 01:17:27.160 You should come. I want you to come. 01:17:27.210 --> 01:17:29.420 Are you gonna come with us? 01:17:31.131 --> 01:17:32.832 Right. Okay. I mean, it's... 01:17:32.882 --> 01:17:34.417 it's not a big deal. 01:17:34.467 --> 01:17:36.970 The nomination is. 01:17:37.929 --> 01:17:39.881 So please don't be upset. 01:17:39.931 --> 01:17:41.758 I-I'm just being a jerk. 01:17:41.808 --> 01:17:43.259 And I'm sorry. 01:17:43.309 --> 01:17:46.262 I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit 01:17:46.312 --> 01:17:49.107 and you don't need them to tell you how good you are. 01:17:49.899 --> 01:17:51.476 I know. 01:17:51.526 --> 01:17:52.894 Just do me a favor. 01:17:52.944 --> 01:17:55.855 Don't say "Sebastian." 01:17:55.905 --> 01:17:57.157 (door opens) 01:17:58.825 --> 01:18:01.111 See you, babe. 01:18:01.161 --> 01:18:02.821 - See you soon. - Hey. 01:18:02.871 --> 01:18:04.197 We got to schedule a band rehearsal 01:18:04.247 --> 01:18:06.241 - and a wardrobe fitting. - Okay. 01:18:06.291 --> 01:18:07.659 - Now? - Yes, now. 01:18:07.709 --> 01:18:08.868 - Yes. - Okay. You good? 01:18:08.918 --> 01:18:10.578 - I'm good. - Are you sure? 01:18:10.628 --> 01:18:12.205 Okay, I'll call you. 01:18:12.255 --> 01:18:15.592 MELISSA: This is gonna be so exciting! (squeals) 01:18:25.226 --> 01:18:26.978 Hey. 01:18:28.146 --> 01:18:30.098 - You okay? - Yeah. 01:18:30.148 --> 01:18:32.684 Just keeping Tank company. 01:18:32.734 --> 01:18:34.986 Good dog. 01:18:37.197 --> 01:18:39.733 You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian 01:18:39.783 --> 01:18:41.818 and dump you? 01:18:41.868 --> 01:18:44.487 No. 01:18:44.537 --> 01:18:46.030 Yeah. 01:18:46.080 --> 01:18:48.374 I'd be afraid of that, too. 01:18:50.043 --> 01:18:52.253 (audience cheering) 01:18:54.047 --> 01:18:56.332 (cheering continues) 01:18:56.382 --> 01:18:58.334 Thank you. Thank you very much. 01:18:58.384 --> 01:19:00.837 Thank you. Um... 01:19:00.887 --> 01:19:03.890 I have a little surprise for you tonight. 01:19:04.974 --> 01:19:07.510 There is a woman 01:19:07.560 --> 01:19:09.929 - who's been my heart... - (cheering) 01:19:09.979 --> 01:19:12.107 and my biggest inspiration. 01:19:23.326 --> 01:19:25.195 She always gonna be my family. 01:19:25.245 --> 01:19:27.030 (lush orchestral ballad begins) 01:19:27.080 --> 01:19:29.699 And we're always gonna have... 01:19:29.749 --> 01:19:31.367 "Marry Me." 01:19:31.417 --> 01:19:33.419 (cheering) 01:19:40.802 --> 01:19:43.429 (cheering over computer) 01:19:46.141 --> 01:19:48.009 Crowd's going bananas. 01:19:48.059 --> 01:19:50.220 LOU: I know. 01:19:50.270 --> 01:19:53.064 I don't know if I'd say "bananas," but... 01:19:57.444 --> 01:20:00.438 ♪ I've never seen forever ♪ 01:20:00.488 --> 01:20:03.608 ♪ I've never seen forever in the wild ♪ 01:20:03.658 --> 01:20:09.072 ♪ But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪ 01:20:09.122 --> 01:20:11.574 ♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪ 01:20:11.624 --> 01:20:15.370 ♪ Shelter from a broken paradise ♪ 01:20:15.420 --> 01:20:21.176 ♪ I couldn't dream it any better if I tried ♪ 01:20:22.302 --> 01:20:24.754 ♪ True love gotta ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:20:24.804 --> 01:20:27.841 ♪ Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:20:27.891 --> 01:20:30.468 ♪ You're the queen, I'll be the king, king, king ♪ 01:20:30.518 --> 01:20:33.847 ♪ For life, for life, for love ♪ 01:20:33.897 --> 01:20:37.142 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:20:37.192 --> 01:20:40.061 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:20:40.111 --> 01:20:42.522 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:20:42.572 --> 01:20:45.483 ♪ For the rest, the rest of your life ♪ 01:20:45.533 --> 01:20:48.403 ♪ I'm-a fly her off to Vegas ♪ 01:20:48.453 --> 01:20:50.655 ♪ We could tie it up tonight, no patience ♪ 01:20:50.705 --> 01:20:53.908 ♪ Take my last name, put it where your name is ♪ 01:20:53.958 --> 01:20:56.995 ♪ Have they ever seen a love this famous? ♪ 01:20:57.045 --> 01:20:59.622 ♪ They never, no, they never ♪ 01:20:59.672 --> 01:21:02.792 ♪ This forever, ever, ever, ever, ever ♪ 01:21:02.842 --> 01:21:05.553 ♪ Ain't nobody do it better, better, better ♪ 01:21:06.638 --> 01:21:08.298 ♪ Every song we getting better ♪ 01:21:08.348 --> 01:21:10.967 ♪ True love gotta ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:21:11.017 --> 01:21:12.469 ♪ Ooh, we gotta ♪ 01:21:12.519 --> 01:21:13.970 ♪ Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:21:14.020 --> 01:21:15.346 ♪ Ooh, they gotta ♪ 01:21:15.396 --> 01:21:17.140 ♪ This queen need a king, king, king ♪ 01:21:17.190 --> 01:21:18.683 ♪ For life, for life, for life ♪ 01:21:18.733 --> 01:21:20.477 - ♪ For life ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 01:21:20.527 --> 01:21:22.604 ♪ True love gotta ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:21:22.654 --> 01:21:24.064 - ♪ Ring, ring ♪ - ♪ Church bells ♪ 01:21:24.114 --> 01:21:25.732 ♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:21:25.782 --> 01:21:27.108 ♪ Ring, ring ♪ 01:21:27.158 --> 01:21:28.610 ♪ Angels gonna sing, sing, sing ♪ 01:21:28.660 --> 01:21:31.654 ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight, baby ♪ 01:21:31.704 --> 01:21:35.158 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:21:35.208 --> 01:21:37.994 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:21:38.044 --> 01:21:41.664 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes for the rest ♪ 01:21:41.714 --> 01:21:44.334 - ♪ The rest of your life ♪ - ♪ Marry me, baby ♪ 01:21:44.384 --> 01:21:46.503 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:21:46.553 --> 01:21:49.547 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:21:49.597 --> 01:21:52.675 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:21:52.725 --> 01:21:54.886 ♪ For the rest, the rest of your life ♪ 01:21:54.936 --> 01:21:57.230 ♪ Baby ♪ 01:21:58.148 --> 01:22:00.400 (singing in Spanish) 01:22:18.543 --> 01:22:22.247 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me ♪ 01:22:22.297 --> 01:22:24.332 ♪ Won't you marry me, baby? ♪ 01:22:24.382 --> 01:22:27.460 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me ♪ 01:22:27.510 --> 01:22:29.796 ♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪ 01:22:29.846 --> 01:22:33.675 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me ♪ 01:22:33.725 --> 01:22:35.885 ♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪ 01:22:35.935 --> 01:22:40.014 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me ♪ 01:22:40.064 --> 01:22:44.144 ♪ Ooh ♪ 01:22:44.194 --> 01:22:48.398 ♪ Ah-ah-ah. ♪ 01:22:48.448 --> 01:22:50.700 - (song ends) - (cheering) 01:23:04.005 --> 01:23:07.133 Get your ass to the Garden. 01:23:09.594 --> 01:23:12.172 (pop music playing faintly) 01:23:12.222 --> 01:23:14.474 (indistinct chatter) 01:23:16.810 --> 01:23:17.927 MELISSA: Yes! 01:23:17.977 --> 01:23:19.888 - Yeah. Pose. - We did it. 01:23:19.938 --> 01:23:21.648 MELISSA: We look so good! 01:23:24.234 --> 01:23:25.477 You guys's chemistry is off the charts. 01:23:25.527 --> 01:23:27.020 BASTIAN: Come on, guys. Let's do it. 01:23:27.070 --> 01:23:28.813 MELISSA: And the audience felt it. 01:23:28.863 --> 01:23:31.441 (playing soft pop intro) 01:23:31.491 --> 01:23:33.701 (excited chatter, applause) 01:23:35.411 --> 01:23:37.914 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:23:45.547 --> 01:23:46.790 - You know? - Yeah. 01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:48.541 - CHARLIE: Hey. - (laughing): Oh, my God. 01:23:48.591 --> 01:23:51.127 - I didn't know you were coming. - Hey. 01:23:51.177 --> 01:23:52.796 No, I wasn't, and then I was like, 01:23:52.846 --> 01:23:54.798 "I'm gonna get down there," and-and... 01:23:54.848 --> 01:23:56.091 but I didn't have a pass, 01:23:56.141 --> 01:23:57.884 so I couldn't get in at first, and then luckily, 01:23:57.934 --> 01:23:59.969 someone saw me and they brought me backstage 01:24:00.019 --> 01:24:02.889 and then brought me over here. 01:24:02.939 --> 01:24:04.182 So, you didn't see it? 01:24:04.232 --> 01:24:06.810 No, no, I did. I did. Yeah. 01:24:06.860 --> 01:24:08.645 Uh, did you like it? 01:24:08.695 --> 01:24:10.980 I-I... I thought it was amazing. 01:24:11.030 --> 01:24:12.982 I-I was really happy for you. 01:24:13.032 --> 01:24:14.359 I think you're amazing. 01:24:14.409 --> 01:24:15.819 (chuckles) 01:24:15.869 --> 01:24:17.987 Can you guys... You know, fine, we'll go over here. 01:24:18.037 --> 01:24:19.489 - COLIN: Oh, yeah. - (laughs) 01:24:19.539 --> 01:24:21.791 (continues singing in Spanish) 01:24:25.587 --> 01:24:28.039 It was great. It was... 01:24:28.089 --> 01:24:30.083 Social media is exploding. 01:24:30.133 --> 01:24:33.169 It's, uh... They're even saying you guys are back together. 01:24:33.219 --> 01:24:36.005 Well, if social media says it's true, it must be true. 01:24:36.055 --> 01:24:38.641 - (chuckles) - (Charlie sighs) 01:24:40.518 --> 01:24:42.053 Wait, are you okay? 01:24:42.103 --> 01:24:44.055 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 01:24:44.105 --> 01:24:48.351 I'm looking at you here, and it... it all worked out. 01:24:48.401 --> 01:24:51.187 I mean, no one even remembers the meltdown. 01:24:51.237 --> 01:24:53.273 I know. It's crazy, right? 01:24:53.323 --> 01:24:54.524 (chuckles) 01:24:54.574 --> 01:24:56.776 I'm really happy for you. 01:24:56.826 --> 01:24:58.987 You deserve it. 01:24:59.037 --> 01:25:00.321 You really do. 01:25:00.371 --> 01:25:03.625 (Bastian continues singing in Spanish) 01:25:08.505 --> 01:25:10.081 God, he can sing. 01:25:10.131 --> 01:25:13.501 ♪ Dame un segundo, un segundo chance... ♪ 01:25:13.551 --> 01:25:15.253 "Segundochance." 01:25:15.303 --> 01:25:17.764 What-what is that? Second chances? 01:25:19.057 --> 01:25:20.800 It's just a song. 01:25:20.850 --> 01:25:22.218 Maybe. 01:25:22.268 --> 01:25:25.271 Maybe it's something more. 01:25:27.774 --> 01:25:29.059 What's going on? 01:25:29.109 --> 01:25:30.852 Look, I know this is a big deal, 01:25:30.902 --> 01:25:33.146 and that's why I wanted to come down here, 01:25:33.196 --> 01:25:34.981 but I don't fit. 01:25:35.031 --> 01:25:38.068 And I think that's objectively pretty true. 01:25:38.118 --> 01:25:40.954 - And we don't need to pr... - So, what are you saying? 01:25:42.539 --> 01:25:44.616 Look, if I'm being honest with myself, 01:25:44.666 --> 01:25:46.743 I real... I really came down here 01:25:46.793 --> 01:25:49.579 just to say that this... I don't think this works. 01:25:49.629 --> 01:25:51.206 - (song ends) - (cheering and applause) 01:25:51.256 --> 01:25:53.967 BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah? 01:25:54.801 --> 01:25:56.753 Are you breaking up with me? 01:25:56.803 --> 01:25:59.255 BASTIAN: Katarina. Kat. 01:25:59.305 --> 01:26:01.132 Kat, come here. 01:26:01.182 --> 01:26:03.176 - Come here. - It's okay. Go. 01:26:03.226 --> 01:26:04.594 - Go. - No. 01:26:04.644 --> 01:26:06.012 - BASTIAN: Come here. - What are you saying? 01:26:06.062 --> 01:26:07.764 - Tell me what you... - MELISSA: Hey, come on. 01:26:07.814 --> 01:26:08.807 - What-what do you mean? - Everybody's calling you. 01:26:08.857 --> 01:26:10.225 CHARLIE: It's nothing. Talk later. 01:26:10.275 --> 01:26:11.351 - Go. Go. - BASTIAN: Come here, baby. 01:26:11.401 --> 01:26:12.560 CHARLIE: It's fine. Keep going. 01:26:12.610 --> 01:26:13.978 - Come on. - GUESTS: Kat! Kat! Kat! 01:26:14.028 --> 01:26:16.856 Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! 01:26:16.906 --> 01:26:19.325 - (laughing) - (guests whooping) 01:26:20.535 --> 01:26:23.947 Guys, raise your glasses 01:26:23.997 --> 01:26:27.667 to the woman who made all this possible tonight. 01:26:28.835 --> 01:26:30.203 To you. 01:26:30.253 --> 01:26:31.913 To you, Kat. 01:26:31.963 --> 01:26:33.790 - Salud. - GUESTS: Salud. 01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:35.500 - (guests cheering) - Salud, salud. 01:26:35.550 --> 01:26:37.635 MAN: Yes, cheers! 01:26:38.720 --> 01:26:40.972 MAN: It's for you, Kat! 01:26:42.348 --> 01:26:44.601 (piano playing simple melody) 01:26:51.775 --> 01:26:54.027 (simple melody continues) 01:27:07.624 --> 01:27:09.659 ♪ Always knew you ♪ 01:27:09.709 --> 01:27:13.663 ♪ Even when I didn't know you ♪ 01:27:13.713 --> 01:27:18.418 ♪ Don't make sense, but it do ♪ 01:27:18.468 --> 01:27:21.721 ♪ I was on my way to you ♪ 01:27:22.931 --> 01:27:26.968 ♪ Every teardrop fell so heavy ♪ 01:27:27.018 --> 01:27:32.857 ♪ Hurt like hell, but heaven sent me through ♪ 01:27:34.234 --> 01:27:37.070 ♪ I was on my way to you ♪ 01:27:42.033 --> 01:27:45.987 ♪ And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road ♪ 01:27:46.037 --> 01:27:49.783 ♪ Pointing me straight, just taking me home ♪ 01:27:49.833 --> 01:27:51.701 ♪ I was never lost ♪ 01:27:51.751 --> 01:27:55.538 ♪ I was just passing through ♪ 01:27:55.588 --> 01:27:59.926 ♪ I was on my way to you ♪ 01:28:01.094 --> 01:28:04.589 ♪ Hope was hopeless, faith was running ♪ 01:28:04.639 --> 01:28:10.428 ♪ Didn't notice you were coming through ♪ 01:28:10.478 --> 01:28:13.773 ♪ You were on your way, too ♪ 01:28:15.942 --> 01:28:19.729 ♪ And you don't believe in meant to be ♪ 01:28:19.779 --> 01:28:24.442 ♪ But somehow you were meant for me, it's true ♪ 01:28:24.492 --> 01:28:25.860 (bell jingling) 01:28:25.910 --> 01:28:29.539 ♪ Yeah, you were on your way, too ♪ 01:28:31.458 --> 01:28:35.662 ♪ Every heartbreak was a yellow brick road ♪ 01:28:35.712 --> 01:28:38.915 ♪ Pointing me straight, just taking me home ♪ 01:28:38.965 --> 01:28:40.750 ♪ I was never lost ♪ 01:28:40.800 --> 01:28:44.796 ♪ I was just passing through ♪ 01:28:44.846 --> 01:28:48.675 ♪ I was on my way to you ♪ 01:28:48.725 --> 01:28:52.303 ♪ I was on my way to you ♪ 01:28:52.353 --> 01:28:56.516 ♪ I was on my way to you ♪ 01:28:56.566 --> 01:29:01.730 ♪ I was on my way to you, oh ♪ 01:29:01.780 --> 01:29:05.483 ♪ I'm on my way, on my way to you ♪ 01:29:05.533 --> 01:29:07.318 ♪ On my way ♪ 01:29:07.368 --> 01:29:09.612 ♪ On my way to you ♪ 01:29:09.662 --> 01:29:11.698 ♪ On my way ♪ 01:29:11.748 --> 01:29:16.453 ♪ On my way to you, oh ♪ 01:29:16.503 --> 01:29:20.248 ♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪ 01:29:20.298 --> 01:29:22.333 ♪ On my way ♪ 01:29:22.383 --> 01:29:24.252 ♪ On my way to you ♪ 01:29:24.302 --> 01:29:26.254 ♪ On my way ♪ 01:29:26.304 --> 01:29:31.509 ♪ On my way to you, oh ♪ 01:29:31.559 --> 01:29:35.805 ♪ And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road ♪ 01:29:35.855 --> 01:29:39.642 ♪ Pointing me straight, just taking me home ♪ 01:29:39.692 --> 01:29:41.561 ♪ I was never lost ♪ 01:29:41.611 --> 01:29:44.898 ♪ I was just passing through ♪ 01:29:44.948 --> 01:29:47.567 ♪ On my way to you ♪ 01:29:47.617 --> 01:29:49.110 ♪ On my way ♪ 01:29:49.160 --> 01:29:51.446 - ♪ On my way to you ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 01:29:51.496 --> 01:29:54.657 ♪ On my way, on my way to you ♪ 01:29:54.707 --> 01:29:55.867 ♪ On my way ♪ 01:29:55.917 --> 01:30:00.163 ♪ On my way to you ♪ 01:30:00.213 --> 01:30:01.790 ♪ Oh, my darling ♪ 01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:04.709 ♪ I'm on my way. ♪ 01:30:04.759 --> 01:30:07.679 (piano playing gentle outro) 01:30:12.308 --> 01:30:14.269 (song ends) 01:30:19.566 --> 01:30:21.434 COLIN: Come on, Charlie. Don't be stupid. 01:30:21.484 --> 01:30:23.695 Well, it's a little late for that. 01:30:24.737 --> 01:30:26.606 - You got another one. - Take it, please. 01:30:26.656 --> 01:30:28.274 It-it's made out to the school. 01:30:28.324 --> 01:30:30.652 It just feels a little unseemly. 01:30:30.702 --> 01:30:32.404 - I didn't do it for the money. - I know, 01:30:32.454 --> 01:30:34.948 but if you don't take the check, then the prenup's not binding. 01:30:34.998 --> 01:30:37.033 You could sell your story. 01:30:37.083 --> 01:30:39.702 - You could write a book. - (scoffs) 01:30:39.752 --> 01:30:41.963 Is that what you think of me? 01:30:43.882 --> 01:30:45.375 Oh, come on, Charlie. 01:30:45.425 --> 01:30:47.043 I was rooting for you. 01:30:47.093 --> 01:30:49.879 I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to. 01:30:49.929 --> 01:30:53.049 I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world. 01:30:53.099 --> 01:30:54.592 You're disappointing yourself. 01:30:54.642 --> 01:30:57.387 I'm protecting myself. 01:30:57.437 --> 01:30:58.888 I can't get away from her. 01:30:58.938 --> 01:31:02.726 There's always a poster, a Vitamix or a billboard. 01:31:02.776 --> 01:31:05.612 You know they're not together? 01:31:08.823 --> 01:31:10.784 Maybe not. 01:31:11.701 --> 01:31:13.236 But, Colin, can you do me a favor? 01:31:13.286 --> 01:31:15.905 Will you be there for her when she figures it all out? 01:31:15.955 --> 01:31:17.999 She's gonna need someone. 01:31:24.088 --> 01:31:26.666 ♪ ♪ 01:31:26.716 --> 01:31:28.460 FALLON: On Friday's show, we'll be talking 01:31:28.510 --> 01:31:30.628 to the beautiful Kat Valdez 01:31:30.678 --> 01:31:32.422 about her new hit single "On My Way," 01:31:32.472 --> 01:31:35.767 with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss. 01:31:36.768 --> 01:31:38.511 (Tank snoring) 01:31:38.561 --> 01:31:40.513 - Night. - Night. 01:31:40.563 --> 01:31:42.932 NARRATOR (on TV): ...established by jaw snapping, 01:31:42.982 --> 01:31:46.227 headbutting or tail slapping. 01:31:46.277 --> 01:31:49.606 Physical dominance establishes the leader. 01:31:49.656 --> 01:31:53.777 Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins 01:31:53.827 --> 01:31:56.154 and can cover 80 miles. 01:31:56.204 --> 01:31:58.248 (broadcast fades) 01:31:59.499 --> 01:32:01.751 ♪ ♪ 01:32:11.302 --> 01:32:14.297 Mathalon, baby, with the Mathalonians. 01:32:14.347 --> 01:32:16.174 - Headed to Peoria, Illinois. - Hey. 01:32:16.224 --> 01:32:17.926 - Coming to get ya. - (kids chattering) 01:32:17.976 --> 01:32:19.969 - Wait, what are you doing? - Oh, we're live. 01:32:20.019 --> 01:32:23.139 Say something smart or witty or, uh, numeric. 01:32:23.189 --> 01:32:25.683 - (Charlie clears throat) - 5,000 people are watching. 01:32:25.733 --> 01:32:27.018 Bye. 01:32:27.068 --> 01:32:28.728 - Charles. - I'm serious. 01:32:28.778 --> 01:32:30.522 Um, I can't. Turn it off. 01:32:30.572 --> 01:32:32.732 Are you at some point gonna be fun again? 01:32:32.782 --> 01:32:33.983 I was never fun. 01:32:34.033 --> 01:32:36.403 That's true, and I love you anyway. 01:32:36.453 --> 01:32:38.279 You know, you're not always gonna feel this way. 01:32:38.329 --> 01:32:41.074 You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you. 01:32:41.124 --> 01:32:42.617 CHARLIE: Parker. No, we weren't. 01:32:42.667 --> 01:32:45.086 - Come on, let's go, Percy. - We absolutely were. 01:32:46.004 --> 01:32:48.498 ANIKAH: I loved you and Charlie as a couple. 01:32:48.548 --> 01:32:50.884 Are you still friends? 01:32:52.010 --> 01:32:54.137 Is it okay if I ask you that? 01:32:55.138 --> 01:32:56.256 Yeah. 01:32:56.306 --> 01:32:58.299 Um, sure. 01:32:58.349 --> 01:32:59.843 Yeah. (chuckles) 01:32:59.893 --> 01:33:01.136 He seems like the sweetest man. 01:33:01.186 --> 01:33:03.221 You know, I actually DMed him 01:33:03.271 --> 01:33:06.099 to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow. 01:33:06.149 --> 01:33:09.903 He never answered, obviously. (chuckles) 01:33:11.571 --> 01:33:13.481 Mathalon's tomorrow? 01:33:13.531 --> 01:33:14.691 Yeah. 01:33:14.741 --> 01:33:16.317 - (door closes) - BASTIAN: Hey. 01:33:16.367 --> 01:33:17.777 Hey. 01:33:17.827 --> 01:33:19.070 I'll just fix that. 01:33:19.120 --> 01:33:21.122 BASTIAN: Thank you. 01:33:22.415 --> 01:33:25.034 - Oh, I like that. - Mm. Thank you. 01:33:25.084 --> 01:33:26.870 - BASTIAN: Nice. - (audience cheering) 01:33:26.920 --> 01:33:28.705 FALLON: So, we've been... we've been 01:33:28.755 --> 01:33:30.165 beating around the bush, and I think that 01:33:30.215 --> 01:33:31.666 we should get right down to it. 01:33:31.716 --> 01:33:34.377 I mean, we all know that you guys are not "together," 01:33:34.427 --> 01:33:37.881 uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me" for each other. 01:33:37.931 --> 01:33:40.717 Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo" for Kat. 01:33:40.767 --> 01:33:43.344 Kat wrote "On My Way" for Bastian. 01:33:43.394 --> 01:33:46.347 I'd say the next song should probably be, uh, 01:33:46.397 --> 01:33:49.309 - "Come On Already!" Am I right? - (audience laughing) 01:33:49.359 --> 01:33:51.311 (chuckles) Let's see if we can get these two guys 01:33:51.361 --> 01:33:53.563 to sing a little romantic duet when we come back. 01:33:53.613 --> 01:33:55.106 - Ooh. - AUDIENCE: Ooh. 01:33:55.156 --> 01:33:58.068 - Do not change that channel. - (cheering and applause) 01:33:58.118 --> 01:34:00.161 (band playing upbeat music) 01:34:07.377 --> 01:34:10.463 I didn't write "On My Way" for Bastian. 01:34:14.884 --> 01:34:16.544 I'm sorry, Jimmy. 01:34:16.594 --> 01:34:21.007 I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany, but... 01:34:21.057 --> 01:34:23.309 I don't want to go back. 01:34:26.354 --> 01:34:30.767 Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough, 01:34:30.817 --> 01:34:32.944 the answer finds you. 01:34:33.862 --> 01:34:36.114 And the answer is... 01:34:37.532 --> 01:34:40.827 I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over. 01:34:42.829 --> 01:34:45.540 I want something different. 01:34:50.962 --> 01:34:54.174 - Come here. - (audience gasping, murmuring) 01:34:59.846 --> 01:35:02.549 So, I'm guessing no romantic duet. 01:35:02.599 --> 01:35:04.342 (cameras clicking rapidly) 01:35:04.392 --> 01:35:06.052 - Hey. - Kat! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 01:35:06.102 --> 01:35:07.595 - That's Kat Valdez. - Kat! Kat, wait! - Over here! 01:35:07.645 --> 01:35:10.306 - Where you going? - Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh? 01:35:10.356 --> 01:35:11.307 Peoria. 01:35:11.357 --> 01:35:13.685 - I'll get you a plane. - No. 01:35:13.735 --> 01:35:15.520 I want to do this by myself, okay? 01:35:15.570 --> 01:35:17.439 - Can't be that hard. - PHOTOGRAPHER: Kat, come on. 01:35:17.489 --> 01:35:19.149 - Kat, where you headed? - How about another shot? 01:35:19.199 --> 01:35:20.775 KAT: Take me to the airport. 01:35:20.825 --> 01:35:22.152 Bye! 01:35:22.202 --> 01:35:23.820 COLIN: Hey. 01:35:23.870 --> 01:35:25.455 That's not our car. 01:35:29.209 --> 01:35:31.035 Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez? 01:35:31.085 --> 01:35:32.829 Oh, my God. Kat Valdez? 01:35:32.879 --> 01:35:34.706 You're right. What's she doing here? 01:35:34.756 --> 01:35:36.166 (people murmuring) 01:35:36.216 --> 01:35:38.960 Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria 01:35:39.010 --> 01:35:41.212 is through Chicago, but it's all sold out. 01:35:41.262 --> 01:35:42.672 - (sighs) - If you fly tomorrow... 01:35:42.722 --> 01:35:44.883 Tonight. It has to be tonight. 01:35:44.933 --> 01:35:46.968 The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow, 01:35:47.018 --> 01:35:49.270 and I promised I'd be there. 01:35:51.940 --> 01:35:56.186 I will give anyone $5,000 for their standby slot to Chicago. 01:35:56.236 --> 01:36:00.023 It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket. 01:36:00.073 --> 01:36:01.649 - You can't? - COLIN: Kat. 01:36:01.699 --> 01:36:04.360 Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket? 01:36:04.410 --> 01:36:06.362 Uh, yeah. Everyone does. (chuckles) 01:36:06.412 --> 01:36:08.448 Now, I can't get you a plane, 01:36:08.498 --> 01:36:10.658 but we got you the last available ticket. 01:36:10.708 --> 01:36:11.910 It's in coach. 01:36:11.960 --> 01:36:13.661 - You're a lifesaver. - Yeah, yeah. 01:36:13.711 --> 01:36:16.122 Tell me that after you get there, okay? 01:36:16.172 --> 01:36:18.958 So, there's your passport and some money. 01:36:19.008 --> 01:36:21.010 Go find your answer. 01:36:23.888 --> 01:36:26.466 - Okay. - Go on. 01:36:26.516 --> 01:36:28.101 Bye. 01:36:29.686 --> 01:36:31.429 MAN (over intercom): Ladies and gentlemen, due to 01:36:31.479 --> 01:36:33.139 freezing weather conditions and some strong headwinds, 01:36:33.189 --> 01:36:35.100 we will be in flight a little longer than usual, 01:36:35.150 --> 01:36:37.102 but we will get you there by morning. 01:36:37.152 --> 01:36:38.853 - (passengers groaning) - Excuse me, miss. 01:36:38.903 --> 01:36:41.398 I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight. 01:36:41.448 --> 01:36:44.109 I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps, cheese cubes 01:36:44.159 --> 01:36:45.568 and Michelob ULTRA. 01:36:45.618 --> 01:36:48.196 Okay, well, then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA. 01:36:48.246 --> 01:36:49.906 (passengers murmuring happily) 01:36:49.956 --> 01:36:52.117 MAN: What about the cheese cubes? 01:36:52.167 --> 01:36:54.285 Sure. Cheese cubes, too. Why not? 01:36:54.335 --> 01:36:59.165 Um, also, who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat? 01:36:59.215 --> 01:37:00.750 (timer ticking) 01:37:00.800 --> 01:37:04.421 Uh, the answer is nine? 01:37:04.471 --> 01:37:06.631 - (bell dings) - That answer is correct. 01:37:06.681 --> 01:37:08.842 - (cheering) - This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons. 01:37:08.892 --> 01:37:09.968 Nice, Esther. 01:37:10.018 --> 01:37:11.344 Good job. 01:37:11.394 --> 01:37:13.480 - Go, Esther! - (cheering continues) 01:37:17.525 --> 01:37:19.477 Where are the people with the cars? 01:37:19.527 --> 01:37:21.354 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a phone charger? 01:37:21.404 --> 01:37:22.731 - I-I need... - No. Sorry. 01:37:22.781 --> 01:37:23.857 - PARKER: I do. - You... 01:37:23.907 --> 01:37:25.942 Colin called me, so... 01:37:25.992 --> 01:37:27.444 Is Charlie here? 01:37:27.494 --> 01:37:29.779 You know, I didn't tell him I was coming. 01:37:29.829 --> 01:37:32.832 I didn't want to screw with him on the big day, in case... 01:37:33.792 --> 01:37:36.619 You know, he's not good with the back-and-forth, 01:37:36.669 --> 01:37:40.048 so I got to ask you, Kat, are you... 01:37:42.258 --> 01:37:44.594 Is this for real? 01:37:45.470 --> 01:37:47.464 Well, I walked out on Fallon 01:37:47.514 --> 01:37:50.433 to freeze my toes off in Peoria, so... 01:37:52.560 --> 01:37:54.262 Excellent point. 01:37:54.312 --> 01:37:56.147 I called an Uber. 01:37:56.940 --> 01:37:58.391 47 minutes? 01:37:58.441 --> 01:37:59.768 What? 01:37:59.818 --> 01:38:00.977 We're not gonna make it. 01:38:01.027 --> 01:38:02.437 Didn't they already start? 01:38:02.487 --> 01:38:04.564 Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what... 01:38:04.614 --> 01:38:07.367 - (tires screeching) - Wait! 01:38:11.121 --> 01:38:15.158 This woman, this superstar, this icon, 01:38:15.208 --> 01:38:17.660 has flown in coach in stilettos 01:38:17.710 --> 01:38:20.580 to win back the unlikely love of her life, 01:38:20.630 --> 01:38:24.000 who, against all odds, she loves. 01:38:24.050 --> 01:38:25.668 And he loves her. 01:38:25.718 --> 01:38:26.961 He does, right? 01:38:27.011 --> 01:38:28.630 Completely. 01:38:28.680 --> 01:38:32.467 The next thing you say will forecast not just their future 01:38:32.517 --> 01:38:35.011 but the future of-of anyone who ever believed 01:38:35.061 --> 01:38:36.846 in the magic of a leap of faith. 01:38:36.896 --> 01:38:39.849 - Look... - She'll give you a thousand dollars. 01:38:39.899 --> 01:38:42.268 The answer is 15. 01:38:42.318 --> 01:38:43.686 - (bell dings) - The answer is correct. 01:38:43.736 --> 01:38:45.939 - Five points, Trinity Numerators. - Yes! 01:38:45.989 --> 01:38:47.365 Yes! Get 'em! 01:38:48.158 --> 01:38:49.359 Congratulations. 01:38:49.409 --> 01:38:50.652 JUDGE: After a break, 01:38:50.702 --> 01:38:52.737 we're moving to a sudden-death round 01:38:52.787 --> 01:38:54.364 between the three-time champions, 01:38:54.414 --> 01:38:56.449 - Trinity Numerators... - NUMERATORS: Yes! 01:38:56.499 --> 01:38:59.244 ...and the first-time finalists, Coolidge Pi-thons. 01:38:59.294 --> 01:39:01.246 (excited chatter) 01:39:01.296 --> 01:39:02.372 Sudden death. 01:39:02.422 --> 01:39:03.873 - Ooh. Blast off. - (chuckling) 01:39:03.923 --> 01:39:07.752 First up, Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi-thons. 01:39:07.802 --> 01:39:09.462 Choker better pray. 01:39:09.512 --> 01:39:11.214 - (laughter) - Shut up. 01:39:11.264 --> 01:39:13.258 (Manny laughing) 01:39:13.308 --> 01:39:14.843 You laughing at that? 01:39:14.893 --> 01:39:16.553 (sighs) Look... 01:39:16.603 --> 01:39:18.555 I don't want to embarrass you. 01:39:18.605 --> 01:39:20.223 I know that's your daughter. 01:39:20.273 --> 01:39:22.225 - CHARLIE: Yeah? - MANNY: I saw her last year. 01:39:22.275 --> 01:39:24.102 She's got stage fright. 01:39:24.152 --> 01:39:26.229 My daughter's fine. 01:39:26.279 --> 01:39:28.648 Look, I just think maybe it would be easier on you 01:39:28.698 --> 01:39:30.942 if you guys just conceded the title. 01:39:30.992 --> 01:39:32.694 - Concede? - Mm-hmm. 01:39:32.744 --> 01:39:34.529 - Give you the trophy? - No. 01:39:34.579 --> 01:39:37.615 It's more like you save yourself from humiliation. 01:39:37.665 --> 01:39:39.334 Huh? 01:39:40.418 --> 01:39:42.954 CHARLIE: Okay, huddle up. Here we go. 01:39:43.004 --> 01:39:46.541 So, um, Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know 01:39:46.591 --> 01:39:48.918 if we just want to concede and give him the trophy. 01:39:48.968 --> 01:39:50.920 - PI-THONS: No! - That doesn't even make sense. 01:39:50.970 --> 01:39:52.672 - CHARLIE: Yeah. - Four in a row, baby. 01:39:52.722 --> 01:39:56.301 How about we go show him what the Pi-thons are all about? 01:39:56.351 --> 01:39:57.927 PI-THONS: Yeah! 01:39:57.977 --> 01:39:59.387 (all hissing) 01:39:59.437 --> 01:40:01.272 Lou, you ready for this? 01:40:02.649 --> 01:40:04.484 Watch me. 01:40:05.819 --> 01:40:07.904 ♪ ♪ 01:40:10.490 --> 01:40:11.900 JUDGE: This next answer will determine 01:40:11.950 --> 01:40:15.236 whether the Coolidge Pi-thons win the Mathalon. 01:40:15.286 --> 01:40:16.529 Lou Gilbert. 01:40:16.579 --> 01:40:18.448 - Yes, Lou. - Go, Lou! 01:40:18.498 --> 01:40:21.626 (Pi-Thons murmuring encouragement, clapping) 01:40:23.169 --> 01:40:25.588 - Come on, Lou. - You got this. - (encouragement continues) 01:40:26.965 --> 01:40:29.551 - Come on, Lou. You got this. - PI-THON: Come on, Lou. 01:40:30.510 --> 01:40:34.005 A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse 01:40:34.055 --> 01:40:35.590 whose width is twice its height. 01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:38.560 What is the area of the ellipse in square units? 01:40:39.644 --> 01:40:41.596 (Pi-thons murmuring encouragement) 01:40:41.646 --> 01:40:44.599 PI-THON: You know this. Set your mind to it. 01:40:44.649 --> 01:40:46.559 NUMERATOR (whispers): She's got it. 01:40:46.609 --> 01:40:48.353 - Yeah, she... - (makes choking sounds) 01:40:48.403 --> 01:40:51.314 Anyone know a good choke? 01:40:51.364 --> 01:40:52.482 - Hey. - JUDGE: Quiet, please. 01:40:52.532 --> 01:40:53.942 Please respect the Mathalonians. 01:40:53.992 --> 01:40:56.244 (laughter) 01:40:57.203 --> 01:40:58.863 GIRL: It's not fair. 01:40:58.913 --> 01:41:00.115 BOY: Loser! 01:41:00.165 --> 01:41:02.709 (laughter continues) 01:41:06.504 --> 01:41:08.289 (camera clicks) 01:41:08.339 --> 01:41:10.166 I tried to protect you from this. 01:41:10.216 --> 01:41:12.502 - (spectators murmuring) - Stop it. 01:41:12.552 --> 01:41:14.921 PI-THON: Stay with us, Lou. 01:41:14.971 --> 01:41:16.464 (mouthing) 01:41:16.514 --> 01:41:17.757 (trembling breaths) 01:41:17.807 --> 01:41:20.510 PI-THON: Don't let it get in your head! 01:41:20.560 --> 01:41:22.562 CHARLIE: Lou. 01:41:29.110 --> 01:41:31.279 - What the hell is this? - (cell phone chimes) 01:41:32.113 --> 01:41:33.907 Oh, my God. 01:41:43.374 --> 01:41:45.293 You guys, it's over here! 01:41:46.461 --> 01:41:47.912 BOY: Dork! 01:41:47.962 --> 01:41:49.664 PI-THON: Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea. 01:41:49.714 --> 01:41:51.332 PI-THON 2: Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert. 01:41:51.382 --> 01:41:52.834 CHARLIE: Yeah. Yeah. 01:41:52.884 --> 01:41:54.844 - You got it. - (Pi-thons murmuring) 01:41:55.929 --> 01:41:57.722 CHARLIE: Come on! 01:42:05.772 --> 01:42:07.932 Come on. Objection. He's counting. 01:42:07.982 --> 01:42:09.901 He's dancing, you lunatic. 01:42:10.985 --> 01:42:12.270 That's Kat Valdez. 01:42:12.320 --> 01:42:14.531 Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die. 01:42:15.323 --> 01:42:16.816 CHARLIE: Come on. Come on. 01:42:16.866 --> 01:42:19.577 (Pi-thons murmuring encouragement) 01:42:22.288 --> 01:42:24.332 PI-THON: I believe in you! 01:42:28.294 --> 01:42:29.963 - 32 pi! - (buzzer sounds, bell dings) 01:42:31.631 --> 01:42:33.541 - The answer is correct. - PI-THONS: Yes! 01:42:33.591 --> 01:42:35.293 But the timer's elapsed. 01:42:35.343 --> 01:42:37.462 The Trinity Numerators retain their national status. 01:42:37.512 --> 01:42:39.047 - (cheering) - We'll reconvene 01:42:39.097 --> 01:42:42.258 - in ten minutes for the awards presentation. - Yeah! 01:42:42.308 --> 01:42:43.676 PI-THON: Hey, it's okay, Lou. 01:42:43.726 --> 01:42:45.345 NUMERATORS (chanting): Four years in a row! 01:42:45.395 --> 01:42:47.680 Four years in a row! Four years in a row! 01:42:47.730 --> 01:42:48.973 Hey. Hey. 01:42:49.023 --> 01:42:51.101 I'm so proud of you. 01:42:51.151 --> 01:42:53.686 - (crying): Dad, I lost again. - No, it doesn't matter. 01:42:53.736 --> 01:42:56.606 First of all, you got it right. It was perfect. 01:42:56.656 --> 01:42:58.942 But second of all, you were just up there. 01:42:58.992 --> 01:43:01.786 You stood up there, and you were so brave. 01:43:02.620 --> 01:43:03.905 I'm the one who should be crying 01:43:03.955 --> 01:43:06.116 - for the dancing I was doing. - (laughs) 01:43:06.166 --> 01:43:08.334 - You were great. - (sobbing) 01:43:09.502 --> 01:43:11.421 Thank you. 01:43:12.755 --> 01:43:15.667 I love you, Dad. (sniffles) 01:43:15.717 --> 01:43:17.877 You were amazing, Lou. 01:43:17.927 --> 01:43:19.379 Really, I mean, 01:43:19.429 --> 01:43:21.764 you took a shot even though it was scary. 01:43:23.224 --> 01:43:24.851 That's what matters. 01:43:28.188 --> 01:43:31.024 Not everything adds up the way you think it will. 01:43:33.818 --> 01:43:37.480 You know, they say if you want something different, 01:43:37.530 --> 01:43:39.949 you have to do something different. 01:43:40.909 --> 01:43:43.403 What if we're just too different? 01:43:43.453 --> 01:43:45.997 What if we're not? 01:43:59.385 --> 01:44:01.337 (kids gasping, murmuring) 01:44:01.387 --> 01:44:03.139 (chuckles softly) 01:44:16.569 --> 01:44:18.988 (laughter) 01:44:19.989 --> 01:44:22.575 (mouthing) 01:44:23.785 --> 01:44:26.529 I'm fully blacking out right now. 01:44:26.579 --> 01:44:29.699 - Come on, Mr. G. - Come on, Mr. G! 01:44:29.749 --> 01:44:31.367 GIRL: You're leaving her hanging. 01:44:31.417 --> 01:44:32.869 Come on, dude. 01:44:32.919 --> 01:44:34.462 Dad. 01:44:38.258 --> 01:44:41.427 CROWD: Aw. 01:44:48.184 --> 01:44:50.436 KIDS: Ew. 01:44:54.566 --> 01:44:56.776 CHARLIE: Here we go. 01:44:58.153 --> 01:45:00.563 GLEE CLUB: ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:45:00.613 --> 01:45:02.899 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:45:02.949 --> 01:45:04.943 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:45:04.993 --> 01:45:06.486 ♪ For the rest, the rest... ♪ 01:45:06.536 --> 01:45:08.113 KAT: ♪ I never seen forever ♪ 01:45:08.163 --> 01:45:09.531 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 01:45:09.581 --> 01:45:11.199 ♪ I never seen forever in the wild ♪ 01:45:11.249 --> 01:45:15.044 ♪ But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪ 01:45:16.504 --> 01:45:18.206 ♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪ 01:45:18.256 --> 01:45:20.175 ♪ Shelter from a broken paradise ♪ 01:45:20.967 --> 01:45:22.419 ♪ I couldn't dream it ♪ 01:45:22.469 --> 01:45:25.472 ♪ Any better if I tried ♪ 01:45:26.639 --> 01:45:28.007 ♪ True love gotta ring, ring, ring ♪ 01:45:28.057 --> 01:45:29.884 - ♪ Ring, ring ♪ - ♪ Church bells ♪ 01:45:29.934 --> 01:45:31.553 - ♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪ - ♪ Ring, ring ♪ 01:45:31.603 --> 01:45:33.430 ♪ Angels gonna sing, sing, sing ♪ 01:45:33.480 --> 01:45:35.390 ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪ 01:45:35.440 --> 01:45:36.599 ♪ Baby ♪ 01:45:36.649 --> 01:45:38.560 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:45:38.610 --> 01:45:41.020 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:45:41.070 --> 01:45:43.231 ♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪ 01:45:43.281 --> 01:45:45.442 ♪ For the rest, the rest of your life ♪ 01:45:45.492 --> 01:45:46.735 ♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪ 01:45:46.785 --> 01:45:48.820 ♪ Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me ♪ 01:45:48.870 --> 01:45:50.739 ♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪ 01:45:50.789 --> 01:45:52.991 ♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-marry me... ♪ 01:45:53.041 --> 01:45:55.034 - Getting ready. - Tanky. 01:45:55.084 --> 01:45:57.287 - This is the calm... Oh, gee! - Oh, no! 01:45:57.337 --> 01:45:59.164 - Tank! - (laughter) 01:45:59.214 --> 01:46:01.666 - Okay, wait. Slower. - He doesn't have teeth. 01:46:01.716 --> 01:46:03.293 - Slower. Okay. - He doesn't... 01:46:03.343 --> 01:46:06.379 ♪ Diamonds and a necklace, everything else is off ♪ 01:46:06.429 --> 01:46:08.006 Good boy. 01:46:08.056 --> 01:46:10.049 ♪ Now he wanna bet he can beat me to the bed... ♪ 01:46:10.099 --> 01:46:12.552 So, we met at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we? 01:46:12.602 --> 01:46:14.012 - Yeah. - We didn't hook up at Fallon. 01:46:14.062 --> 01:46:15.805 No, we had sex at Burning Man. 01:46:15.855 --> 01:46:17.057 So, Kat made me come to one of those... 01:46:17.107 --> 01:46:18.558 Um, what are they called again, babe? 01:46:18.608 --> 01:46:19.726 - It's called a Mathalon, bro. - Yes! 01:46:19.776 --> 01:46:21.019 Oh, my God, it's so boring. 01:46:21.069 --> 01:46:22.520 And what do you guys do there again? 01:46:22.570 --> 01:46:23.688 - It's this thing called, um... - Math. 01:46:23.738 --> 01:46:25.148 - Yes! Oh, my God. - Yep. Mm-hmm. 01:46:25.198 --> 01:46:26.566 I fell asleep just even thinking about it, but... 01:46:26.616 --> 01:46:27.942 (laughing): She did. 01:46:27.992 --> 01:46:30.570 - I-I met my most favorite person here. - Mm. 01:46:30.620 --> 01:46:32.155 We met at a party as she was leaving. 01:46:32.205 --> 01:46:33.656 And had I walked out ten seconds earlier, 01:46:33.706 --> 01:46:35.158 we never would've met. 01:46:35.208 --> 01:46:36.826 And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes. 01:46:36.876 --> 01:46:39.412 (laughs) Never. 01:46:39.462 --> 01:46:41.206 I had a six-mile radius set, 01:46:41.256 --> 01:46:43.750 and she definitely lived more than six miles away. 01:46:43.800 --> 01:46:45.752 Well, she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m. 01:46:45.802 --> 01:46:47.670 Who meets at 4:00 p.m.? 01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:50.965 When we met, he was in a unitard. 01:46:51.015 --> 01:46:52.717 She liked what she saw. 01:46:52.767 --> 01:46:54.177 (laughing) 01:46:54.227 --> 01:46:57.472 81 years ago, we were born in the same hospital 01:46:57.522 --> 01:47:00.475 two days apart, in diapers. 01:47:00.525 --> 01:47:02.852 Here it is 81 years later, 01:47:02.902 --> 01:47:04.854 and we're back in diapers again. 01:47:04.904 --> 01:47:07.023 - Oh, Charlie! - (both laugh) 01:47:07.073 --> 01:47:09.109 We met on a dating app, but then, 01:47:09.159 --> 01:47:11.152 uh, he invited me on the second date, 01:47:11.202 --> 01:47:13.446 um, camping in the woods, and I was like, 01:47:13.496 --> 01:47:15.156 "That seems unsafe... 01:47:15.206 --> 01:47:17.158 - so I'll go." - Her friend told her not to go. 01:47:17.208 --> 01:47:19.452 Yeah, but she did, and it's been five years, 01:47:19.502 --> 01:47:21.037 and she's still alive. 01:47:21.087 --> 01:47:22.080 (both laugh) 01:47:22.130 --> 01:47:23.998 BOTH: We met at a concert. 01:47:24.048 --> 01:47:25.750 ♪ Spotlight on you got me zoomin' ♪ 01:47:25.800 --> 01:47:28.169 ♪ I'm falling into you ♪ 01:47:28.219 --> 01:47:30.922 ♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪ 01:47:30.972 --> 01:47:33.341 ♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪ 01:47:33.391 --> 01:47:35.677 ♪ When I'm with you, feels like ♪ 01:47:35.727 --> 01:47:37.971 ♪ Nobody's watching us ♪ 01:47:38.021 --> 01:47:40.557 ♪ We're burning down all the clocks ♪ 01:47:40.607 --> 01:47:42.934 ♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪ 01:47:42.984 --> 01:47:45.061 ♪ Block out the world tonight ♪ 01:47:45.111 --> 01:47:47.731 ♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪ 01:47:47.781 --> 01:47:49.649 ♪ Nobody's watching us ♪ 01:47:49.699 --> 01:47:51.901 ♪ No, nobody's watching ♪ 01:47:51.951 --> 01:47:54.070 ♪ So come touch my body ♪ 01:47:54.120 --> 01:47:56.948 ♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪ 01:47:56.998 --> 01:47:59.075 ♪ Nobody's watching us ♪ 01:47:59.125 --> 01:48:01.536 ♪ No, nobody's watching ♪ 01:48:01.586 --> 01:48:03.913 ♪ So come touch my body ♪ 01:48:03.963 --> 01:48:06.374 ♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪ 01:48:06.424 --> 01:48:08.418 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:48:08.468 --> 01:48:10.837 ♪ Right here by the light of the moon ♪ 01:48:10.887 --> 01:48:13.798 ♪ Spotlight on you got me zoomin' ♪ 01:48:13.848 --> 01:48:16.593 ♪ I'm falling into you ♪ 01:48:16.643 --> 01:48:18.928 ♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪ 01:48:18.978 --> 01:48:21.431 ♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪ 01:48:21.481 --> 01:48:23.892 ♪ When I'm with you, feels like ♪ 01:48:23.942 --> 01:48:25.935 ♪ Nobody's watching us ♪ 01:48:25.985 --> 01:48:28.605 ♪ We're burning down all the clocks ♪ 01:48:28.655 --> 01:48:30.940 ♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪ 01:48:30.990 --> 01:48:33.151 ♪ Block out the world tonight ♪ 01:48:33.201 --> 01:48:35.612 ♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪ 01:48:35.662 --> 01:48:37.655 ♪ Nobody's watching us ♪ 01:48:37.705 --> 01:48:39.908 ♪ No, nobody's watching ♪ 01:48:39.958 --> 01:48:42.202 ♪ So come touch my body ♪ 01:48:42.252 --> 01:48:44.287 ♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪ 01:48:44.337 --> 01:48:47.373 - ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ - ♪ No-no-no, no-no... ♪ 01:48:47.423 --> 01:48:49.542 ♪ No, nobody's watching ♪ 01:48:49.592 --> 01:48:51.920 ♪ So come touch my body ♪ 01:48:51.970 --> 01:48:54.881 ♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪ 01:48:54.931 --> 01:48:57.550 - ♪ Na, na, na. ♪ - (song ends) 01:48:57.600 --> 01:49:00.345 KAT: ♪ Got ocean views from ceiling to the floor ♪ 01:49:00.395 --> 01:49:04.516 ♪ Keep a milli by the bed, a hundred more offshore-ore ♪ 01:49:04.566 --> 01:49:07.352 ♪ Closets full of Louis and Christian Dior ♪ 01:49:07.402 --> 01:49:11.022 ♪ Picassos and van Goghs that no one's seen before-ore ♪ 01:49:11.072 --> 01:49:14.526 ♪ Diamonds drippin' down like fountains ♪ 01:49:14.576 --> 01:49:17.654 ♪ I'll sign, don't care what the amount is ♪ 01:49:17.704 --> 01:49:19.155 ♪ Every day and night ♪ 01:49:19.205 --> 01:49:21.199 ♪ Live a life filled with luxury ♪ 01:49:21.249 --> 01:49:23.493 ♪ Don't matter when you're not with me ♪ 01:49:23.543 --> 01:49:24.786 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 01:49:24.836 --> 01:49:27.380 (Kat singing in Spanish) 01:49:37.765 --> 01:49:40.018 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:49:47.859 --> 01:49:51.187 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:49:51.237 --> 01:49:53.064 KAT: ♪ Is this sentimental ♪ 01:49:53.114 --> 01:49:54.733 ♪ To put all my money just right where my heart is? ♪ 01:49:54.783 --> 01:49:56.234 ♪ But, baby, you're special ♪ 01:49:56.284 --> 01:49:58.069 ♪ No matter the cost, I'm-a do it regardless ♪ 01:49:58.119 --> 01:50:01.197 ♪ Let's take a jet, we're riding out to Puerto Rico ♪ 01:50:01.247 --> 01:50:04.367 ♪ Later we get the yacht, head to Santo Domingo ♪ 01:50:04.417 --> 01:50:07.954 ♪ And my body, papi, es tu party ♪ 01:50:08.004 --> 01:50:11.332 ♪ Now I'm flying, you be the pilot ♪ 01:50:11.382 --> 01:50:14.919 ♪ No questioning our love, make my best days even better ♪ 01:50:14.969 --> 01:50:17.881 ♪ Long ain't long enough, I'm looking at forever ♪ 01:50:17.931 --> 01:50:21.342 ♪ Diamonds drippin' down like fountains ♪ 01:50:21.392 --> 01:50:24.554 ♪ I'll sign, don't care what the amount is ♪ 01:50:24.604 --> 01:50:25.889 ♪ Every day and night ♪ 01:50:25.939 --> 01:50:28.058 ♪ Live a life filled with luxury ♪ 01:50:28.108 --> 01:50:30.101 ♪ Don't matter when you're not with me ♪ 01:50:30.151 --> 01:50:31.561 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 01:50:31.611 --> 01:50:33.863 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:50:44.457 --> 01:50:46.459 (Kat singing in Spanish) 01:50:54.801 --> 01:50:57.011 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:50:58.096 --> 01:51:00.306 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:51:24.372 --> 01:51:26.833 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:51:31.337 --> 01:51:33.548 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:51:38.011 --> 01:51:40.221 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 01:51:46.186 --> 01:51:48.313 BASTIAN: ♪ All right, all right ♪ 01:51:52.480 --> 01:51:54.444 ♪ Mamacita. ♪ 01:51:54.554 --> 01:52:55.000 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.