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Hi, I'm Walt and this is
my official application

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for the Kovi Industries
Student Mars Program.

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Not that the last 36
applications weren't official,

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it's just this is my final one.

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because they are actually making me
graduate after this semester,

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so... Okay.

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<i>I was raised by a single mom.
She had, like, 100 careers.</i>

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<i>We moved around like crazy,
so I never really had a home base.</i>

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<i>But one time
when I was, like, six,</i>

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<i>she took me to see
this solar eclipse</i>

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and from that moment on
all I wanted to do was go to the Sun.

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And I know that you can't
actually go to the Sun.

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My mom would try to tell me that,
but I would just stare at it.

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Uh, and I was obsessed.

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<i>Because there was more
out there than the new town,</i>

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<i>or the new school which always felt like
the same town and the same school</i>

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and I think if I could've
gotten the chance to just

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go up there and look back
I would've seen...

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where I fit in,
in this crazy universe.

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<i>Exploration is the way that we
discover where we truly belong</i>

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and I just...
I don't belong here.

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Which is all to say that
I think I would be a perfect fit

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for the Geological Survey Team,
or Propulsions Analysis Department.

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Botany and Terraformation Crew,
Security Detail, Rover Repair.

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Look, if you need someone
to make you coffees, I'm your guy.

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I am your guy.

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That's it.

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Um... Okay.

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Well, with any luck,

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the next time you see me

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uh, I will be on Mars.

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<i>Let's face it.
This planet isn't cutting it anymore.</i>

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<i>I'm self-made billionaire,
Leon Kovi</i>

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<i>and I cannot wait
to meet you on Mars.</i>

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Walt! Oat milk latte.
Light foam.

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Oat milk latte.
Light foam.

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This obsession with Mars
is borderline unhealthy

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and you are on the wrong side
of that border.

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Exactly.

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Should I fire you,
so you can go there?

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Let's do it, Walt. I'll fire you.
It truly would be my pleasure.

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No, Gary. I love it here.

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Maybe tomorrow.

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- Oat milk latte?
- Light... foam?

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- Gary?
- Yes, Walt?

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Did she just smile at me?

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Honestly, I'd say
she smiled past you.

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- Analysis.
- There is a 52% chance

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of romantic interest.

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But a 48% chance she pities you
due to your low status position

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as an assistant barista

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to a robot
on a university campus.

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Shall I continue?

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I honestly feel like I'm gonna
get accepted this time.

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You're projecting.

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So what?

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Leon Kovi was 25 when he became
the very first man to set foot on Mars.

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And here we are, just settling

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for the same classes and jobs
and parties that our parents went to,

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and their parents went to before them
and their parents went to before them--

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So you're not coming to
the party?

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- Of course, I'm coming to the party.
- Great. Come on.

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- You're carrying the booze.
- No, come on.

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- We're gonna forget about it and I'm gonna take it to work.
- Walt,

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I'm gonna need you to
keep the whole

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Walt-ing thing in check tonight.

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- "Walt-ing"?
- Bummer monologues.

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- Leon Kovi hero worship.
- It's not hero worship.

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- That came with the application packet.
- Not the frame.

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Don't you wanna be
part of something special?

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Walt.

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You're not special.

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I'm not special.

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Most people, not special.

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Listen, someday,
you're gonna meet someone

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and make something special with them.

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Like a memory.

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Or a weird, well, baby thing.

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But until then,

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drink this and for the love
of God do not bring up Mars.

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This place is nuts.

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Do you live here?

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Oh, no. Some trust fund girl.

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You know, when I was little,
I had this fantasy that my mom--

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Ooh, let's not.

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Yeah.

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Bathroom?

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It's beautiful.

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Hi, Sophie.

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Okay, show me yours.

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<i>Hi, Calvin.</i>

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<i>Hi, human Sophie.</i>

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<i>Nine months.</i>

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<i>Nine months until
my parents' contract is up</i>

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<i>and we return to Earth.</i>

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<i>Nine more months
without touching you.</i>

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<i>At least this way, you will
know when I want to touch you</i>

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<i>and vice versa.</i>

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Well, I hope touching me is a lot more
fun than touching one of these.

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<i>No, no, no, it is.
The texture's for, like...</i>

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<i>Can you guys please stop talking about
touching each other in here?</i>

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- Hi, Brandon.
- <i>Hi, Sophie.</i>

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<i>Jan, can you get Brandon
out of here?</i>

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- <i>Will you stop calling her Jan? It's "Mom."
- Jan, get your idiot son out!</i>

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<i>Why would you grab my butt?
Now the hole.</i>

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<i>Dude, way too much, dawg!
Get out of here.</i>

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- Is that on Mars?
- Oh! What are you doing? Get out!

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Just looking for the bathroom.

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Who walks into bathrooms
without knocking?

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Walt. Is this live?

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How did they solve
for the time delay?

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<i>It's called quantum splicing.</i>

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Don't talk to him.
I don't know this man.

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- Could we exchange emails or something?
- No!

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Mine's just "Walt" five times at...

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I'm sorry.
I can replace it.

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Unless it's expensive.

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- Get out.
- Right now?

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Yes, right now!

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Sorry. Jules tricked me
into throwing a party.

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- <i>And yet you're in your room.</i>
- Uh, nope.

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It's not really a party.
It's more of a soiree.

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<i>Sophie, it's fine.</i>

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<i>I'm late for work. Love you.</i>

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- Love you.
- <i>Love you, Mom.</i>

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<i>Go. Mingle.
We'll be back soon.</i>

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<i>And in the meantime, it might be good
for you to have some new experiences.</i>

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Nothing's more overrated
than new.

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<i>There's a title for your thesis.</i>

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<i>Sophie,</i>

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<i>go.</i>

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<i>I'll make sure Calvin
calls you tomorrow.</i>

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- Night, Jan.
- <i>Goodnight.</i>

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You know, I've been at this
school for three years.

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Always said that I'd explore
these woods.

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Never have. Guess I thought
that I would just...

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I've been going
to this school for five years.

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Oh, five years, okay.

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And I always said I'd explore
these woods too.

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But know what?
Somebody already did.

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A long, long time ago.

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It's over.

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There's nothing left
to discover.

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You're okay, man.

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You're a good listener.

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I'm sorry.

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I've never seen light flirting
take such a dark turn.

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Basically my superpower.

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Just one brief conversation
with me will

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really leave you
questioning everything.

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Not the hero we need, but maybe
the one we deserve.

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You know, in about 14 seconds you're
going to get the sudden urge to jump.

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Oh, no. You're safe.

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I'm already in the midst
of an existential crisis.

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Oh, well. In that case,

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Walt, at your service.

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- Ginny.
- Ginny?

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Yeah, the, uh,

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astrophysics major?

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How did you know that?

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I was in your Intro to
Fluid Dynamics class.

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Freshmen year.

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This is the part where you
at least pretend to remember me.

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- Oh, my God! Walt! Wow.
- Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

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Changed your major?

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Sixteen times.

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Only for
personal reasons like...

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I have no idea what physics is.

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But enough about me.
Tell me about your crisis. What's going on?

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Well, I'm

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supposed to move tomorrow.

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Big move, actually in, uh,

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seven hours and...

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Let's just say
it's a big commitment

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and I'm not
a big commitment kinda gal.

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Are you saying we're in
one of those

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classic "we-only-
have-tonight" scenarios?

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Will spending it with you
make me wanna stay?

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Now, the thing about here,

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is that it's mostly garbage.

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As you can see, to your left
and to your right

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there's literal garbage
overflowing from

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these receptacles at all times.

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- Yeah.
- And it might magically seem to disappear

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but it's really just added
to that big floating pile of garbage

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in the Pacific Ocean.

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Currently the size of Texas
and visible from space.

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How scenic.

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Now, the one great thing

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about this particular
garbage factory

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is its connection to
the last best chance

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any of us have
at a real adventure.

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The Kovi Industries
Mars Program.

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So that's how they got you here.

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Yeah. But tomorrow another ship
will leave for Mars without me.

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You could always rob a bank
and buy a ticket.

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- Yeah, I'd have to rob, like, nine banks.
- Hmm.

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I have considered
the old air ducts plan.

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You know, hide in the air ducts
survive on stolen food.

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Pee in bottles that you dump into
other people's toilets while they sleep.

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And hope they would be so impressed
when I arrive that they just let me stay.

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Curious how you spin garbage
into this spot.

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This is a garbage-free zone.

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It's like Mars.

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Did you know that they send
all of their trash

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back to Earth
on the return flights?

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Okay, I gotta know.

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Why Mars?

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I feel like if I had been born
like 600 years ago

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I would've stolen a boat
and just set sail by now.

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And I probably would've died.

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Oh, definitely would've died.

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But it would've been
an adventure.

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You know?

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And now there's Mars
and I keep applying,

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but 36 rejections later

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and I'm starting to get
the feeling that...

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They don't need
extraordinary mediocrity?

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Yeah. That's funny.

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No, I get it.

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"Mars has been our mirror

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our foil.

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A telltale reflection of what
has been deepest in our hearts.

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We've seen in Mars the utopia,

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a wilderness, a sanctuary.

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With so few landmarks,
guideposts, or constraints

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all is possible.

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Mars has been a blank canvas

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and tenderly

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our human seeking
has rushed to fill it."

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Did you come up with that?

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No.

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Oh.

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Sarah Stewart Johnson.
Astronomer.

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- Smart.
- Hmm.

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I think

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when you look at something
from this distance,

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it's all possibility.

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Then every step you take
toward that

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strips it away until

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it is what it is.

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And what it always has been.

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I'll miss you.

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- Walt, from Earth.
- Okay.

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If you ever make it up there,
give me a call.

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Up where?

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Mars.

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You convinced me.

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Wait.

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What?

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<i>The application window
for tomorrow's launch is closed.</i>

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- <i>Would you like to apply for next year's mission?
- No.</i>

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I need you to check
an existing application.

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Applicant ID 781-2439.

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<i>Thirty-seven applications found.</i>

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<i>Application one, rejected.</i>

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- <i>Application two, rejected.</i>
- Stop, stop. Please stop.

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Application 37 is pending review

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and I need you to approve it.

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I need to be
on that ship tomorrow.

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To be with the girl of my dreams

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who has slowly stopped
responding to my texts.

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My chance at a relationship
is imploding

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like a dying star.

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- Do you understand?
- <i>I do, Walt.</i>

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<i>And I sincerely hope
you can ask her out</i>

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<i>in 412 days,</i>

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- <i>after next year's mission.</i>
- Okay.

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Angie.
Angie.

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I hate to say these words.

00:15:42.042 --> 00:15:44.077
I really do.

00:15:44.144 --> 00:15:46.914
- I need to speak with your supervisor.
- <i>Of course.</i>

00:15:46.980 --> 00:15:48.482
- <i>One moment.</i>
- Yes, Angie!

00:15:48.582 --> 00:15:50.584
<i>I am Alan,
Angie's supervisor.</i>

00:15:50.651 --> 00:15:53.253
- Yes, Alan! Go, Alan!
- <i>Reviewing now.</i>

00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:55.656
- <i>Application rejected.</i>
- No!

00:15:55.756 --> 00:15:58.492
- Alan!
- <i>Commercial tickets are still available</i>

00:15:58.592 --> 00:16:02.562
<i>for the discounted price
of $937,000.</i>

00:16:02.629 --> 00:16:04.331
<i>Wow, wow, wow!</i>

00:16:07.467 --> 00:16:10.003
Who could afford that?

00:16:10.103 --> 00:16:13.006
- Greetings, Walt.
- Sorry I'm late, Gary.

00:16:13.106 --> 00:16:15.342
Do not worry.
I have already docked your pay.

00:16:15.442 --> 00:16:20.981
- The lonely human at table 7B has not
moved for five hours and 11 minutes.

00:16:21.081 --> 00:16:23.483
Shit. I know her.
I broke her orb.

00:16:23.583 --> 00:16:26.153
Tell her to order a beverage or leave.

00:16:26.253 --> 00:16:27.454
Oh, come on, Gary.

00:16:27.521 --> 00:16:29.523
Oh, come on, Walt.

00:16:34.294 --> 00:16:36.663
Hey! You probably
don't remember me.

00:16:36.763 --> 00:16:38.699
You broke my orb.

00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:40.300
Good memory.

00:16:41.969 --> 00:16:43.804
Is that supposed to make us even?

00:16:43.870 --> 00:16:46.606
No. But if you don't order anything,
you can't use the Wi-Fi

00:16:46.673 --> 00:16:49.376
and sit here
like a black hole of sadness.

00:16:49.476 --> 00:16:53.046
- Company policy. It is.
- Stupid policy.

00:16:53.146 --> 00:16:54.715
And you're gonna
have to pay for that.

00:16:54.815 --> 00:16:57.351
Because if I do, Gary will just
ask you to leave.

00:16:57.451 --> 00:16:58.885
Are you serious?

00:16:58.986 --> 00:17:00.654
Rarely. But right now, yes.

00:17:04.157 --> 00:17:05.492
Yay.

00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:07.561
How's the Mars boyfriend?

00:17:07.661 --> 00:17:09.162
He's great.

00:17:09.229 --> 00:17:10.974
- Yeah, he got his Martian dream job, so...
- Wow.

00:17:10.998 --> 00:17:13.734
...one year of long distance
just became indefinite.

00:17:13.834 --> 00:17:15.702
And then my Wi-Fi cut out.

00:17:15.802 --> 00:17:18.114
Probably because of all the calls
with him trying to make it work.

00:17:18.138 --> 00:17:20.307
And now I'm sitting here,
suffering in public

00:17:20.374 --> 00:17:22.376
and paying for drinks
that I didn't order.

00:17:22.476 --> 00:17:24.311
So you tell Gary,

00:17:24.378 --> 00:17:26.246
I hope he gets malware.

00:17:28.715 --> 00:17:32.419
I hope she fails to find
long-term companionship

00:17:32.519 --> 00:17:34.888
and learns the pain of a solitary life.

00:17:48.869 --> 00:17:50.704
I'm not paying for that one.

00:17:51.905 --> 00:17:53.040
Believe it or not,

00:17:53.106 --> 00:17:54.441
I might be the only person here

00:17:54.541 --> 00:17:55.985
who knows exactly
what you're going through.

00:17:56.009 --> 00:17:57.511
Because you're causing it?

00:17:58.745 --> 00:18:02.449
No. Because my girlfriend

00:18:02.549 --> 00:18:04.518
left for Mars a month ago

00:18:04.584 --> 00:18:06.853
and hasn't texted me back
in three days.

00:18:12.893 --> 00:18:14.594
How long have you guys
been together?

00:18:14.694 --> 00:18:18.231
Since ninth grade.
So, eight years.

00:18:18.298 --> 00:18:20.567
Eight years?

00:18:20.634 --> 00:18:23.603
- How did you manage that?
- We had a plan.

00:18:23.703 --> 00:18:25.972
One year, long distance and then

00:18:26.073 --> 00:18:28.942
he comes back to Earth and I graduate

00:18:29.042 --> 00:18:31.578
and we use his terraforming
expertise and my focus

00:18:31.645 --> 00:18:35.615
on eco reconstruction to jump-start an
algae-based waste reduction technology.

00:18:35.715 --> 00:18:38.819
- What?
- Plants that eat garbage, okay?

00:18:38.919 --> 00:18:40.954
It's how we're gonna save the world.

00:18:41.054 --> 00:18:44.224
- You're smart.
- I know.

00:18:45.092 --> 00:18:46.560
And what about you guys?

00:18:48.295 --> 00:18:50.163
Ginny?

00:18:50.263 --> 00:18:53.600
We've been dating since
freshman year-ish.

00:18:53.667 --> 00:18:54.968
It got serious recently.

00:18:55.068 --> 00:18:57.337
What does this Mars genius have

00:18:57.437 --> 00:18:58.805
that I don't?

00:18:58.905 --> 00:19:01.775
- Everything. Yeah.
- Everything?

00:19:01.842 --> 00:19:03.677
Could you actually be more specific?

00:19:03.777 --> 00:19:06.337
I'm trying to figure out why they
keep rejecting my applications.

00:19:09.483 --> 00:19:11.318
He checks all the boxes.

00:19:13.787 --> 00:19:15.455
Oh. You mean, literally.

00:19:16.523 --> 00:19:18.024
Okay, let's see.

00:19:18.125 --> 00:19:20.026
"Quiet. Strong jaw.

00:19:20.127 --> 00:19:22.262
Mental fortitude. Six-pack.

00:19:25.132 --> 00:19:27.434
Good family, cool mom."
I have a cool mom.

00:19:27.501 --> 00:19:29.269
Yeah? You guys close?

00:19:29.336 --> 00:19:31.414
No. I mean "cool," like when
she was going through the divorce

00:19:31.438 --> 00:19:34.040
I was able to just do whatever
I wanted from 12 on.

00:19:34.141 --> 00:19:35.509
Anyhow. "Hates video games.

00:19:35.609 --> 00:19:38.145
Pragmatic and high-earning
potential."

00:19:40.347 --> 00:19:42.282
- It's interesting.
- What?

00:19:42.349 --> 00:19:44.284
That's an impossible checklist.

00:19:44.351 --> 00:19:48.388
- That's my cue.
- You know, if you really love this guy

00:19:48.488 --> 00:19:51.958
I do know a way that you can
get on that ship tomorrow.

00:19:52.959 --> 00:19:54.394
Two words.

00:19:54.494 --> 00:19:56.229
Air ducts.

00:19:56.329 --> 00:19:58.969
- Or I could just buy a ticket.
- Yeah, for like a million dollars.

00:20:04.304 --> 00:20:05.672
Do you have a million dollars?

00:20:05.739 --> 00:20:09.242
- My finances are personal.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:20:09.342 --> 00:20:12.145
That means you have
at least two million dollars.

00:20:12.212 --> 00:20:13.813
What are you doing here?

00:20:13.880 --> 00:20:15.248
Buy a ticket!

00:20:15.348 --> 00:20:18.185
- It's your last chance for a year.
- I can't.

00:20:18.251 --> 00:20:19.986
You have the money.

00:20:20.053 --> 00:20:22.756
I have aerophobia.

00:20:22.856 --> 00:20:25.058
Well, we're all afraid
of arrows.

00:20:25.158 --> 00:20:27.327
Oh, my God!
I'm afraid of flying.

00:20:28.895 --> 00:20:31.064
- And now I'm trapped.
- You're trapped? I'm trapped.

00:20:31.164 --> 00:20:33.142
- Gary, door!
- I can't even get through security

00:20:33.166 --> 00:20:35.168
to see a shuttle launch up-close.

00:20:35.235 --> 00:20:38.905
- Unlock the door, Gary.
- I'm afraid I can't do that. Perhaps it's malware.

00:20:39.005 --> 00:20:41.508
You can transcend time and space.

00:20:41.575 --> 00:20:43.710
In the name of love.
The ultimate adventure.

00:20:43.777 --> 00:20:46.213
I'm filing a complaint to corporate
right now. Open the door.

00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:48.415
No need to call corporate.

00:20:48.515 --> 00:20:50.450
A simple misunderstanding.

00:20:50.550 --> 00:20:53.887
Walk away.
Just like I knew you would.

00:20:53.954 --> 00:20:57.591
- You don't know anything about me.
- I know everything about you.

00:20:57.691 --> 00:20:59.125
No!

00:20:59.226 --> 00:21:02.195
The only people who know me
are 55 million miles away!

00:21:07.300 --> 00:21:09.803
The only people who know me
are 55 million miles away.

00:21:09.903 --> 00:21:12.038
The only people that know me are...

00:21:13.406 --> 00:21:14.641
Gary?

00:21:14.741 --> 00:21:16.643
Oh, God, that's sad.

00:21:16.743 --> 00:21:18.578
No, no. No. Please, please.

00:21:18.645 --> 00:21:21.648
Don't call corporate on Gary.
He's just gonna take it out on me.

00:21:21.748 --> 00:21:23.416
Calvin is on Mars.

00:21:23.483 --> 00:21:25.385
Jan, Brandon, Jim,
they're all there.

00:21:25.452 --> 00:21:27.254
How many boyfriends do you have?

00:21:27.320 --> 00:21:28.989
It's really that simple.

00:21:35.662 --> 00:21:37.264
Goodbye, Walt.

00:21:58.952 --> 00:22:00.353
<i>Hey.</i>

00:22:00.453 --> 00:22:02.422
<i>I know I went radio silent
for a hot minute,</i>

00:22:02.489 --> 00:22:04.958
<i>but I promise
this will make up for it</i>

00:22:05.025 --> 00:22:07.160
<i>because...</i>

00:22:07.260 --> 00:22:10.830
<i>you just got the world's first
interstellar cat video.</i>

00:22:10.930 --> 00:22:14.467
<i>This little genius snuck into
one of our escape pods back on Earth.</i>

00:22:14.534 --> 00:22:17.837
<i>Now, she's gonna be
the first cat on Mars.</i>

00:22:17.937 --> 00:22:20.507
<i>I named her Ripley. Say hi.</i>

00:22:22.609 --> 00:22:26.313
<i>This little genius snuck into
one of our escape pods back on Earth.</i>

00:22:28.048 --> 00:22:33.186
- <i>...into one of our escape pods back on Earth.</i>
- Oh, my God.

00:22:33.286 --> 00:22:35.989
Walt, I saw you consuming alcohol.

00:22:36.056 --> 00:22:38.391
I must administer a breathalyzer.

00:22:38.491 --> 00:22:40.627
- Breathe on my face.
- Bye, Gary.

00:22:43.496 --> 00:22:45.665
- I'll miss you.
- Goodbye, Walt.

00:22:45.732 --> 00:22:48.234
I have already forgotten you.

00:22:57.510 --> 00:23:00.814
Okay.
You can do this. You're okay.

00:23:09.155 --> 00:23:11.491
<i>I'm billionaire
astronaut Leon Kovi</i>

00:23:11.558 --> 00:23:16.262
<i>and it's my pleasure to welcome you to the
Kovi Industries International Spaceport.</i>

00:23:16.363 --> 00:23:19.733
<i>Together, we can build
a better world</i>

00:23:19.833 --> 00:23:21.601
<i>on a different world.</i>

00:23:21.701 --> 00:23:24.037
- Hey!
- Oh, my God.

00:23:24.104 --> 00:23:25.705
What are you doing here?

00:23:25.772 --> 00:23:27.774
And what are you wearing?

00:23:27.874 --> 00:23:30.377
I just came to see the launch.
And I got all this duty-free.

00:23:30.443 --> 00:23:32.045
Wore it right out of the store.

00:23:32.112 --> 00:23:34.190
Duty-free doesn't mean free.
You just robbed a gift shop.

00:23:34.214 --> 00:23:35.849
What? No.

00:23:35.915 --> 00:23:37.417
Wait, really?

00:23:39.419 --> 00:23:43.289
Look, I just came to apologize.
I was a dick. Also, I need a favor.

00:23:43.390 --> 00:23:45.792
You are the ingrown toenail
of humanity.

00:23:45.892 --> 00:23:48.361
- Leave me alone.
- Just hear me out for one minute.

00:23:48.428 --> 00:23:50.539
All I need is for you to tell
security I'm your family

00:23:50.563 --> 00:23:52.274
- so I can accompany you to the gate.
- What?

00:23:52.298 --> 00:23:54.968
No. God! I'm leaving this
planet largely because of you.

00:23:55.068 --> 00:23:57.604
And I totally understand.
Again, so, so sorry.

00:23:57.704 --> 00:24:00.140
- It's just...
- It's just, "Go away."

00:24:03.243 --> 00:24:05.044
You had a plan, right?

00:24:05.111 --> 00:24:06.789
So you know what it feels like
when that plan gets taken from you.

00:24:06.813 --> 00:24:08.648
How it just kills you?

00:24:08.748 --> 00:24:10.950
I barely got in this school.
I took out 100 loans

00:24:11.050 --> 00:24:13.953
and I worked a dozen crappy
jobs because this was my plan.

00:24:14.053 --> 00:24:15.422
To go to Mars.

00:24:15.488 --> 00:24:17.657
And now Ginny is there
and I have to be with her.

00:24:17.757 --> 00:24:20.326
I have to adventure with her.
Just like you.

00:24:20.427 --> 00:24:22.562
- Just like Kelvin.
- Calvin.

00:24:22.629 --> 00:24:24.431
Just like Calvin.

00:24:24.497 --> 00:24:26.332
But now Ginny is gone.

00:24:26.433 --> 00:24:29.903
And all I have left is one last chance
to see a rocket launch up close

00:24:29.969 --> 00:24:33.006
which I have dreamt about
for as long as I can remember.

00:24:33.106 --> 00:24:35.408
Sophie...

00:24:35.475 --> 00:24:38.011
you can keep my dream alive,

00:24:38.111 --> 00:24:40.480
if only for a couple more hours.

00:24:44.184 --> 00:24:47.287
Please. Please help me.

00:24:48.588 --> 00:24:51.191
You are not allowed to talk.

00:24:54.794 --> 00:24:57.597
And on the first colonial mission
the ship's hull was damaged.

00:24:57.664 --> 00:24:59.365
Kovi had to survive
in the air ducts.

00:24:59.466 --> 00:25:01.201
Now, he almost died,

00:25:01.301 --> 00:25:03.470
but his lung capacity
is unparalleled.

00:25:03.536 --> 00:25:06.105
My lung capacity is also
kind of unparalleled.

00:25:06.172 --> 00:25:07.983
When I was a kid, I actually
went under in the wave pool.

00:25:08.007 --> 00:25:09.485
I was down there for, like,
three minutes

00:25:09.509 --> 00:25:11.211
before anyone could
even pull me back up.

00:25:11.311 --> 00:25:14.347
They all thought I drowned,
but I really just passed out.

00:25:14.447 --> 00:25:16.592
That's why I never go to
the bathroom in the wave pool.

00:25:16.616 --> 00:25:18.994
Did you know that this whole building
is triple-reinforced with concrete?

00:25:19.018 --> 00:25:21.988
Space concrete. In case the shuttle
explodes on the launchpad.

00:25:22.055 --> 00:25:24.390
Which has only happened twice.

00:25:24.491 --> 00:25:26.291
- What's happening?
- Shut up.

00:25:26.326 --> 00:25:28.394
It's something I have to do
when I'm nervous.

00:25:28.495 --> 00:25:31.865
- I dance to relieve tension.
- No, no, no. I'm into it.

00:25:33.466 --> 00:25:35.235
- Don't make fun of me.
- I'm not.

00:25:35.335 --> 00:25:37.904
This is the first interesting thing
I've seen you do.

00:25:38.004 --> 00:25:39.572
I hate when boys do that.

00:25:39.672 --> 00:25:43.142
As if they are the arbiters
of all that is interesting.

00:25:46.145 --> 00:25:48.081
<i>Final call for all zones.</i>

00:25:48.181 --> 00:25:50.316
<i>Final boarding call
for all zones.</i>

00:25:55.421 --> 00:25:57.891
- Okay. This is it.
- This is it.

00:25:57.991 --> 00:25:59.559
Goodbye forever, Walt.

00:26:00.593 --> 00:26:02.662
- Well, maybe not forever.
- Forever.

00:26:02.729 --> 00:26:04.931
Oh, I actually got you something.

00:26:05.031 --> 00:26:06.599
Don't worry,
I paid for it this time.

00:26:06.699 --> 00:26:08.344
But Duty Free should really
change its name.

00:26:08.368 --> 00:26:11.237
- Walt.
- Right. Yeah.

00:26:11.337 --> 00:26:12.839
Thank you for everything.

00:26:12.906 --> 00:26:14.674
Also, makes us even for the orb.

00:26:15.875 --> 00:26:18.044
Sure. We're even.

00:26:24.617 --> 00:26:26.920
Last guest on.
Locking up the gate.

00:26:39.432 --> 00:26:42.969
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.

00:26:43.069 --> 00:26:46.139
Three Mississippi.

00:26:46.239 --> 00:26:50.977
Cosmic background temperature is
currently minus 455° Fahrenheit.

00:27:45.932 --> 00:27:49.111
<i>Welcome to the
Kovi Industries standard-issue escape pod.</i>

00:27:49.135 --> 00:27:52.639
<i>Our orbital
shuttle will gently transfer you</i>

00:27:52.705 --> 00:27:54.040
<i>to the Olarun Four,</i>

00:27:54.140 --> 00:27:56.142
<i>our state-of-the-art cruiser,</i>

00:27:56.209 --> 00:28:00.213
<i>where you'll enjoy the journey to Mars
in unparalleled comfort.</i>

00:28:00.313 --> 00:28:02.382
<i>And remember, once we take off,</i>

00:28:02.482 --> 00:28:05.118
<i>there is literally no turning back.</i>

00:28:18.131 --> 00:28:21.467
<i>Ten, nine,</i>

00:28:21.534 --> 00:28:23.336
<i>eight,</i>

00:28:23.403 --> 00:28:24.904
<i>seven,</i>

00:28:25.004 --> 00:28:26.739
<i>six,</i>

00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:28.675
<i>five,</i>

00:28:28.741 --> 00:28:35.181
- <i>four, three, two, one.</i>
- I am coming to Mars.

00:29:27.366 --> 00:29:29.126
<i>Hey, that wasn't
so bad, was it?</i>

00:29:29.202 --> 00:29:31.104
<i>Considering we all
could have blown up.</i>

00:29:31.204 --> 00:29:34.874
<i>Just kidding. You're now
docking with the Olarun Four</i>

00:29:34.941 --> 00:29:37.276
<i>where you'll enjoy
complimentary gravity,</i>

00:29:37.376 --> 00:29:39.378
<i>a self-guided spacewalk.</i>

00:29:47.086 --> 00:29:49.822
<i>Welcome to the Olarun Four,</i>

00:29:49.922 --> 00:29:52.925
<i>your home for the next 35 days.</i>

00:29:52.992 --> 00:29:55.428
<i>I'm self-made
billionaire Leon Kovi</i>

00:29:55.495 --> 00:29:58.297
<i>and I cannot wait to meet you on Mars.</i>

00:29:59.298 --> 00:30:00.666
<i>You did it! You're on the ship!</i>

00:30:00.767 --> 00:30:03.169
- <i>Yay, Sophie!
- You made it!</i>

00:30:03.269 --> 00:30:05.505
<i>Calvin isn't worth it!</i>

00:30:05.605 --> 00:30:08.007
<i>Bye! I love you!</i>

00:30:08.107 --> 00:30:09.642
Right this way.

00:30:09.742 --> 00:30:13.513
- Straight down the hallway.
- I love you. Call me.

00:30:16.449 --> 00:30:18.293
<i>Captain Tarter, you are
needed on the flight deck.</i>

00:30:18.317 --> 00:30:21.487
<i>Although the computer
is piloting the ship.</i>

00:30:30.329 --> 00:30:32.865
- You.
- I work here.

00:30:32.965 --> 00:30:35.168
Oh, thank God it's you.

00:30:35.268 --> 00:30:36.836
You asshole!

00:30:36.936 --> 00:30:39.038
- Wait, wait, wait.
- You used me.

00:30:39.138 --> 00:30:41.808
No. A little. I can explain.

00:30:41.874 --> 00:30:44.544
I'm gonna hide in that air duct.
You're never gonna see me again.

00:30:44.644 --> 00:30:47.346
Until you get caught. Or die.

00:30:47.446 --> 00:30:49.482
I'm not gonna get caught.

00:30:49.549 --> 00:30:52.789
- I already caught you.
- Exactly. What are the chances that's gonna happen again?

00:30:54.020 --> 00:30:56.222
- You're so strong.
- Shut up.

00:30:56.322 --> 00:31:00.226
They will run your information, they will link
you to me. I brought you through security.

00:31:00.326 --> 00:31:02.395
- Aiding and abetting.
- Yeah, but you didn't know.

00:31:02.495 --> 00:31:04.730
Best case scenario, they send
us back in escape pods.

00:31:04.831 --> 00:31:07.066
No, I can't get back
on one of those things.

00:31:07.166 --> 00:31:09.511
And you go to the jail for five to ten.
I would be put on a no-fly list indefinitely.

00:31:09.535 --> 00:31:11.704
I can't see Calvin
or any of them.

00:31:11.804 --> 00:31:13.840
For years, we'll...
What are you doing?

00:31:13.906 --> 00:31:16.542
I'm texting Ginny.

00:31:22.348 --> 00:31:24.417
I broke your orb by accident.

00:31:24.517 --> 00:31:27.019
It is a closed network.

00:31:27.086 --> 00:31:29.355
You text Ginny, anyone, you...

00:31:30.223 --> 00:31:33.693
We get caught.

00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:35.528
Then let's get in the air ducts.

00:31:37.163 --> 00:31:38.998
Come with me.

00:31:43.069 --> 00:31:45.104
<i>Hello, Sophie.</i>

00:31:45.204 --> 00:31:47.940
<i>Initiating ambient sound control.</i>

00:31:50.509 --> 00:31:53.579
Hey. You cannot, under any circumstances,
leave my room, okay?

00:31:53.679 --> 00:31:55.348
- What?
- I will sneak you in food.

00:31:55.414 --> 00:31:58.251
There's a bathroom.
It'll be like camping.

00:31:58.351 --> 00:32:00.253
Okay, clearly you've never gone
camping before

00:32:00.353 --> 00:32:03.623
and I'm not going to spend
my first trip to space on the toilet.

00:32:03.723 --> 00:32:05.458
Because you prefer the air ducts?

00:32:05.558 --> 00:32:07.126
Because what do you think happens

00:32:07.226 --> 00:32:09.346
when two people are trapped
in the same room together?

00:32:09.395 --> 00:32:12.131
When two humans are
confined for an extended period

00:32:12.231 --> 00:32:14.267
it results in
either more humans,

00:32:14.367 --> 00:32:15.801
or fewer humans.

00:32:15.902 --> 00:32:17.536
- Who is that?
- That's Cornelia.

00:32:17.603 --> 00:32:19.538
Complimentary AI
for the journey.

00:32:19.605 --> 00:32:21.741
And I'm your captain, Tarter.

00:32:21.807 --> 00:32:23.209
Captain Tarter.

00:32:26.078 --> 00:32:27.713
Calvin.

00:32:27.780 --> 00:32:30.149
- I like your sauce.
- It's Captain.

00:32:30.249 --> 00:32:32.151
The sauce is my father.

00:32:35.621 --> 00:32:36.889
What the fuck?

00:32:36.956 --> 00:32:39.292
I don't remember you from orientation.

00:32:39.392 --> 00:32:40.993
What happened?

00:32:41.093 --> 00:32:43.272
Did you have to come right back
and just rip his jumpsuit off?

00:32:43.296 --> 00:32:46.599
- Yeah?
- This is Sophie, my girlfriend.

00:32:46.666 --> 00:32:48.301
Long-term girlfriend.

00:32:50.770 --> 00:32:53.673
I don't believe it.

00:32:53.773 --> 00:32:56.509
I'm gonna have to rename
this corridor Lovers' Lane.

00:32:56.609 --> 00:32:58.277
Tabby! Celeste!

00:32:58.344 --> 00:33:00.012
Come meet your new neighbors.

00:33:00.947 --> 00:33:02.949
Hello. I'm Tabby.

00:33:03.015 --> 00:33:05.518
- This is Celeste.
- Hi. I'm Celeste.

00:33:05.618 --> 00:33:07.486
- Sophie.
- Calvin.

00:33:07.586 --> 00:33:09.522
- I'm a scientist.
- Engineer.

00:33:09.622 --> 00:33:11.924
- Double threat.
- Enough shoptalk.

00:33:11.991 --> 00:33:15.461
Tabby and Celeste over here,
or can I call you Taboo and Celery?

00:33:15.528 --> 00:33:17.196
They've been engaged
for nine years.

00:33:17.296 --> 00:33:19.665
We are actually not engaged.

00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:23.936
Yet. It's just when we were
talking earlier

00:33:24.003 --> 00:33:27.707
I was saying,
"We'll probably get engaged

00:33:27.807 --> 00:33:29.608
once we get to Mars."

00:33:29.675 --> 00:33:32.712
- Congratulations?
- You know, as captain,

00:33:32.812 --> 00:33:35.014
I could marry all of you guys.

00:33:35.114 --> 00:33:36.549
I mean, not like
a four-way thing.

00:33:36.649 --> 00:33:38.551
- Two weddings.
- We should do this.

00:33:38.651 --> 00:33:40.662
- No.
- Full disclosure. I just need to have a party on this ship.

00:33:40.686 --> 00:33:43.489
Honestly. I can pilot
a four-billion-dollar spaceship

00:33:43.556 --> 00:33:47.393
through an asteroid belt, but I can't
get one of you guys to let loose.

00:33:47.493 --> 00:33:49.128
You know what I'm talking about?

00:33:49.195 --> 00:33:50.796
You don't.

00:33:50.863 --> 00:33:53.833
Well, it was nice to meet you.

00:33:53.899 --> 00:33:55.334
Yeah.

00:33:55.401 --> 00:33:57.069
Okay.

00:33:57.169 --> 00:34:00.306
All right, you guys. Just need to
see your ID so I can check you in,

00:34:00.373 --> 00:34:02.208
and I'll be out
of your love nest.

00:34:05.678 --> 00:34:09.148
I don't seem to have my ID on me.
I don't wanna hold you up.

00:34:09.215 --> 00:34:11.150
I can run it by
the bridge later.

00:34:11.217 --> 00:34:12.685
I knew it.

00:34:14.520 --> 00:34:16.889
You're the looks,
she's the brains.

00:34:16.989 --> 00:34:18.858
Yeah.

00:34:18.924 --> 00:34:22.862
Listen, when you find it, just scan it
on the wall and Cornelia will log you in.

00:34:22.928 --> 00:34:25.064
'Kay? Awesome.

00:34:26.265 --> 00:34:29.702
Ooh, happy early birthday.

00:34:29.769 --> 00:34:31.270
How old is she gonna be?

00:34:33.773 --> 00:34:37.176
Trick question.
You never say a woman's age.

00:34:37.243 --> 00:34:40.279
How old do I look?

00:34:40.379 --> 00:34:42.214
Trick question.

00:34:44.884 --> 00:34:46.252
A-hole.

00:34:50.222 --> 00:34:52.391
- It's your birthday?
- In two weeks.

00:34:52.458 --> 00:34:53.769
- Listen, I gotta...
- We should throw a party!

00:34:53.793 --> 00:34:55.294
I don't do birthdays.

00:34:55.394 --> 00:34:57.029
Jehovah's Witness?

00:34:57.096 --> 00:34:59.041
No. They're arbitrary, and we don't
need any extra attention.

00:34:59.065 --> 00:35:00.866
Well, extra attention
is kinda the point.

00:35:00.933 --> 00:35:03.102
Oh, no, I see what you mean.

00:35:03.202 --> 00:35:06.348
All onboard data flows through the manifest,
which is controlled by the ship's log.

00:35:06.372 --> 00:35:09.075
So if anyone knows
how to print you an ID, it's them.

00:35:09.141 --> 00:35:10.476
How do you know all this stuff?

00:35:10.576 --> 00:35:12.120
Do you think I would let
the love of my life

00:35:12.144 --> 00:35:14.146
take one of these ships
across the solar system

00:35:14.246 --> 00:35:16.382
without knowing exactly
how it's made?

00:35:18.250 --> 00:35:19.952
Don't say that like it's normal.

00:35:31.097 --> 00:35:32.131
Hello?

00:35:39.939 --> 00:35:43.142
R-I-G... G?

00:35:47.313 --> 00:35:48.481
Huh.

00:35:50.116 --> 00:35:53.018
Says here you were already on
the Olarun Two.

00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:54.753
Oh, there...

00:35:54.820 --> 00:35:57.089
Earl, this is a clerical error.

00:35:57.156 --> 00:36:00.326
You know how computers
just get buggy sometimes?

00:36:00.426 --> 00:36:02.862
Why are you two standing
so far apart?

00:36:02.962 --> 00:36:06.132
Most young couples are all over
each other, kissing...

00:36:06.198 --> 00:36:08.467
at an alarming frequency.

00:36:08.534 --> 00:36:09.602
Yeah.

00:36:10.302 --> 00:36:11.704
That makes sense.

00:36:11.804 --> 00:36:13.139
Right, sweetie?

00:36:17.510 --> 00:36:18.377
Ah!

00:36:18.477 --> 00:36:21.480
Say, Earl... what's this?

00:36:22.982 --> 00:36:24.483
Space wine.

00:36:24.550 --> 00:36:25.451
Cool.

00:36:25.518 --> 00:36:27.720
I usually drink alone.

00:36:27.820 --> 00:36:30.789
I gave Carla a glass...

00:36:30.856 --> 00:36:32.491
but she can't hold her liquor.

00:36:32.558 --> 00:36:33.659
Carla?

00:36:33.726 --> 00:36:36.162
Oh. Carla, the computer.

00:36:36.228 --> 00:36:38.664
You can't hold your liquor.

00:36:41.233 --> 00:36:42.234
Uh...

00:36:42.868 --> 00:36:43.868
Earl...

00:36:51.210 --> 00:36:52.511
Oh!

00:36:53.379 --> 00:36:54.380
All right.

00:36:55.347 --> 00:36:56.849
Soft reboot, Earl.

00:36:56.916 --> 00:36:59.084
How do you know how to do all this?

00:36:59.185 --> 00:37:01.854
My thesis is on eliminating
planned obsolescence

00:37:01.921 --> 00:37:03.722
and universal mechanical literacy

00:37:03.822 --> 00:37:07.159
as key tools to promote
biospheric sustainability.

00:37:07.226 --> 00:37:09.995
It'd be kind of ironic if I didn't know
how to fix it, you know?

00:37:10.062 --> 00:37:12.431
Yeah. Yeah,
I know, I know. I do know...

00:37:12.531 --> 00:37:13.399
It's ironic.

00:37:13.499 --> 00:37:15.434
Earl, is that you?

00:37:15.534 --> 00:37:17.169
I had the most terrible dream.

00:37:17.236 --> 00:37:19.338
Let's get you that ID.

00:37:19.405 --> 00:37:20.573
Hello, Calvin.

00:37:21.507 --> 00:37:22.608
Hello, Calvin.

00:37:23.842 --> 00:37:24.944
Hello, Calvin.

00:37:27.279 --> 00:37:29.199
Your photo will show up
in all the system reports

00:37:29.248 --> 00:37:32.885
so as long as no one does
a deep search, you should be fine.

00:37:32.952 --> 00:37:35.254
Calvin hates social media.

00:37:35.354 --> 00:37:38.257
Okay. Amazing. Wow. My heart is racing.
What are we doing next?

00:37:38.357 --> 00:37:39.425
Next? We lay low.

00:37:39.525 --> 00:37:41.860
What? No.
Oh, my heart.

00:37:41.927 --> 00:37:42.962
- Gary?
- Cornelia.

00:37:43.062 --> 00:37:44.463
Cornelia, is my heart normal?

00:37:44.563 --> 00:37:46.131
Your biorhythms are elevated.

00:37:46.232 --> 00:37:48.734
You may be experiencing cardiac arrest...

00:37:48.801 --> 00:37:50.469
or sexual reproduction.

00:37:50.569 --> 00:37:52.538
Oh, it's definitely not
sexual reproduction.

00:37:52.605 --> 00:37:53.806
Okay. We need a routine.

00:37:53.906 --> 00:37:56.742
Be seen enough not to draw attention.

00:37:57.476 --> 00:37:59.044
Oh, here we go.

00:37:59.111 --> 00:38:01.547
A lecture series by a few
of the Mars specialists on board.

00:38:01.614 --> 00:38:02.748
Hard pass.

00:38:02.815 --> 00:38:04.215
- Bathing in zero G...
- Soft maybe.

00:38:04.250 --> 00:38:06.819
Food tube cooking, spacewalk...

00:38:06.919 --> 00:38:07.987
Spacewalk?

00:38:08.087 --> 00:38:09.655
No. You need a partner for that

00:38:09.755 --> 00:38:12.324
and there's no way I'm getting
off the ship until it lands.

00:38:12.424 --> 00:38:15.327
Come on, Sophie.
We are in the clear.

00:38:15.427 --> 00:38:16.795
Let's go have some fun.

00:38:16.895 --> 00:38:17.997
We're not gonna get caught.

00:38:18.097 --> 00:38:20.065
They're not gonna kick us off.

00:38:20.132 --> 00:38:21.300
Check it. Cornelia?

00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:22.835
Greetings, Calvin-Walt.

00:38:22.935 --> 00:38:24.637
Nope. Just Calvin.

00:38:24.737 --> 00:38:26.939
Cornelia, wasn't there
a stowaway on the Olarun Three?

00:38:27.006 --> 00:38:28.566
Yes.
A feline was discovered.

00:38:28.607 --> 00:38:31.143
And isn't that cat
now the very first cat on Mars?

00:38:31.243 --> 00:38:32.578
- <i>No.</i>
- See?

00:38:32.645 --> 00:38:34.413
What?

00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:36.958
She is awaiting trial for
her crimes against the company.

00:38:36.982 --> 00:38:38.150
Ripley.

00:38:38.250 --> 00:38:39.918
And that's why we stick
to the plan.

00:38:39.985 --> 00:38:41.787
- What's this?
- Calvin's practice interviews.

00:38:41.854 --> 00:38:44.356
If you're going to be him,
you have to get to know him.

00:38:44.456 --> 00:38:46.091
You filmed them?

00:38:46.158 --> 00:38:49.028
I will download his thesis
for you and explain it to you,

00:38:49.128 --> 00:38:52.798
and show you some of the
messages he sent me.

00:38:52.865 --> 00:38:53.699
The PG ones.

00:38:53.799 --> 00:38:55.834
You mean the boring ones.

00:38:55.934 --> 00:38:58.537
Cornelia, please dim the lights.

00:39:01.974 --> 00:39:04.176
This is gonna suck, isn't it?

00:39:04.276 --> 00:39:06.111
Only for 35 days.

00:39:15.954 --> 00:39:19.024
We can do quizzes
at 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 p.m.

00:39:19.124 --> 00:39:21.126
- Two a day?
- Yes!

00:39:21.193 --> 00:39:22.227
What about...

00:39:22.328 --> 00:39:23.796
personal intimacy time?

00:39:23.862 --> 00:39:25.898
We share that room.

00:39:25.998 --> 00:39:28.634
Exercise some self-control.

00:39:35.808 --> 00:39:37.976
<i>Hey, there she is.</i>

00:39:38.043 --> 00:39:40.412
- <i>Sorry, do we have a call scheduled?</i>
- No, no, we didn't.

00:39:40.512 --> 00:39:43.582
I just thought that you might
be in the mood.

00:39:43.682 --> 00:39:45.084
Got to shit.

00:39:45.184 --> 00:39:47.319
Wrong room!
Wrong room!

00:39:47.386 --> 00:39:50.022
Whoa! Whoa!
Hypocrite! Hypocrite! Hypocrite!

00:39:50.089 --> 00:39:51.590
<i>Sophie! Sophie?</i>

00:39:51.690 --> 00:39:54.093
- You get 10 minutes a day.
- 15.

00:39:54.193 --> 00:39:56.261
- Twelve.
- Fine.

00:39:56.362 --> 00:40:03.435
Humans. AI. A crucial relationship that
should always remain professional.

00:40:03.535 --> 00:40:05.404
Even I struggle to follow.

00:40:05.504 --> 00:40:07.816
We would love it if you would
do a lecture on terraforming.

00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:09.742
- No.
- Since you are the expert.

00:40:09.842 --> 00:40:14.179
He had a traumatic accident
on stage last year

00:40:14.246 --> 00:40:16.882
and he's recovering still.

00:40:16.949 --> 00:40:18.217
Did you get an erection?

00:40:18.283 --> 00:40:19.718
- What?
- Yes.

00:40:19.785 --> 00:40:21.120
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.

00:40:21.220 --> 00:40:23.188
- You have to keep a low profile.
- I am.

00:40:23.255 --> 00:40:26.225
People wanna hang out with me
even after the erection rumors.

00:40:26.291 --> 00:40:28.460
It's weird, I know.
It's never happened to me before.

00:40:28.560 --> 00:40:30.896
It's because they wanna
hang out with Calvin.

00:40:30.963 --> 00:40:32.631
Ginny doesn't care if I work out.

00:40:33.866 --> 00:40:35.300
She does.

00:40:35.401 --> 00:40:36.468
No, she doesn't.

00:40:38.036 --> 00:40:39.036
She does.

00:40:40.072 --> 00:40:42.040
Hey. No.

00:40:42.107 --> 00:40:43.609
Pick it up.

00:40:43.709 --> 00:40:45.711
<i>Given my major in biochemical engineering</i>

00:40:45.778 --> 00:40:48.614
<i>and my parents' existing employment
at Kovi Industries.</i>

00:40:48.714 --> 00:40:50.382
<i>Not that I should be hired...</i>

00:40:50.449 --> 00:40:53.285
<i>through nepotism or something like that.</i>

00:40:53.385 --> 00:40:54.987
<i>I just mean that maybe if I could...</i>

00:40:55.087 --> 00:40:57.389
- <i>Hey, relax.
- I am relaxed.</i>

00:40:57.456 --> 00:40:59.892
<i>You're doing fine.</i>

00:40:59.958 --> 00:41:02.137
<i>Why don't you talk about how we use the same
tech on Earth to aid in waste reduction...</i>

00:41:02.161 --> 00:41:04.038
- <i>Sophie.
- ...develop new bioplastics, and innovate...</i>

00:41:04.062 --> 00:41:06.765
- Sophie.
- <i>Please just focus on the camera.</i>

00:41:06.832 --> 00:41:09.635
<i>If I deviate too much, they'll just skip
to the next applicant, okay?</i>

00:41:09.735 --> 00:41:11.603
<i>Sure. Rolling.</i>

00:41:11.670 --> 00:41:13.772
<i>Good night, sweet passengers.</i>

00:41:13.839 --> 00:41:17.009
<i>May your dreams be filled
with the counting of electric sheep.</i>

00:41:17.109 --> 00:41:20.245
<i>Hey!
You're coming to Mars?</i>

00:41:20.312 --> 00:41:22.614
- <i>And then you go radio silent?</i>
- Mother...

00:41:22.681 --> 00:41:24.392
- Hello, Sophie.
- Privacy! Privacy!

00:41:24.416 --> 00:41:26.261
- Wait! Are you watching porn?
- <i>You're coming to Mars?</i>

00:41:26.285 --> 00:41:27.686
- What? No!
- Lights!

00:41:27.786 --> 00:41:29.021
Pause. Just pause.

00:41:29.121 --> 00:41:30.522
Play.

00:41:30.622 --> 00:41:34.126
<i>Hi. You're coming to Mars?</i>

00:41:34.193 --> 00:41:36.795
<i>And then you go radio silent?</i>

00:41:36.862 --> 00:41:38.630
<i>I don't know if you're
serious or not...</i>

00:41:38.697 --> 00:41:41.700
- <i>but call me.</i>
- You logged in? Are you kidding?

00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:44.970
I couldn't tell if Ginny was actually
excited that I was coming to Mars.

00:41:45.037 --> 00:41:47.272
I'm just trying to get
a more scientific answer.

00:41:47.339 --> 00:41:51.210
You're using facial recognition software
to find out if your girlfriend likes you?

00:41:51.310 --> 00:41:54.112
<i>Likelihood of romantic interest...</i>

00:41:54.179 --> 00:41:55.447
- <i>82%.</i>
- Yeah!

00:41:55.514 --> 00:41:57.549
- Who was that?
- <i>I am Gary.</i>

00:41:57.649 --> 00:42:00.686
That's Cornelia. I reprogrammed
her name and voice to Gary. After Gary.

00:42:00.786 --> 00:42:02.287
You can't do that.

00:42:02.354 --> 00:42:03.998
I'm lonely. And you don't let me
talk to anyone.

00:42:04.022 --> 00:42:06.325
No. You can't change things
without telling me, okay?

00:42:06.391 --> 00:42:08.393
There's a plan and we stick to the plan.

00:42:08.494 --> 00:42:11.730
If we don't, we go to jail,
or we get ejected into the sun.

00:42:11.830 --> 00:42:13.308
You can't just unilaterally change things

00:42:13.332 --> 00:42:15.400
because you're insecure
about your relationship.

00:42:15.501 --> 00:42:17.712
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you talking to me or
are you talking to Calvin right now?

00:42:17.736 --> 00:42:19.071
What's that supposed to mean?

00:42:19.171 --> 00:42:21.139
I didn't change your plans.
Calvin did.

00:42:21.206 --> 00:42:24.076
I didn't ditch you to go to Mars
for a job, Calvin did.

00:42:24.176 --> 00:42:27.412
I didn't refuse to send you nudes.

00:42:27.513 --> 00:42:28.647
Those texts were off-limits.

00:42:28.714 --> 00:42:30.582
I saw them by accident.

00:42:30.682 --> 00:42:33.752
Where are you going?

00:42:33.852 --> 00:42:36.397
I saw Earl eating ice cream,
but they don't serve it in the cafeteria,

00:42:36.421 --> 00:42:39.191
which means he's got his own
little supply that I'm gonna steal from

00:42:39.258 --> 00:42:42.160
because I am stressed.
And when I'm stressed, I need sugar.

00:42:42.227 --> 00:42:43.227
No!

00:42:53.205 --> 00:42:54.773
I work here!

00:42:54.873 --> 00:42:56.608
Does that ever really work?

00:42:58.277 --> 00:42:59.678
Most of the time, yeah.

00:42:59.745 --> 00:43:01.113
We have to get out of here.

00:43:01.213 --> 00:43:02.447
We are going to get caught.

00:43:02.548 --> 00:43:05.183
You are the only person that
ever catches me.

00:43:05.250 --> 00:43:06.618
Okay.
Okay.

00:43:06.718 --> 00:43:08.921
If you're gonna be here,
you gotta pull your weight.

00:43:09.021 --> 00:43:11.766
I know you're not used to this sort of
sneaking around, espionage thing.

00:43:11.790 --> 00:43:13.292
I am. I'm the expert here,

00:43:13.392 --> 00:43:15.427
so I'm gonna be looking
for the refrigeration unit.

00:43:15.527 --> 00:43:17.429
The cooling kind.

00:43:17.529 --> 00:43:18.730
Like that one?

00:43:21.533 --> 00:43:23.201
Okay. Come on.

00:43:23.268 --> 00:43:26.305
Guess this means I'm kinda grounded
for the rest of the flight?

00:43:26.405 --> 00:43:28.307
- Kinda.
- Copy that.

00:43:28.407 --> 00:43:31.185
And can you please keep your opinions
about my relationship to yourself?

00:43:31.209 --> 00:43:33.245
You've no idea what we've been through.

00:43:33.312 --> 00:43:34.813
Hello, Sophie.

00:43:34.913 --> 00:43:36.148
You're right.

00:43:36.248 --> 00:43:39.084
Ambient sound control activated.

00:43:39.151 --> 00:43:40.152
Sorry.

00:43:43.989 --> 00:43:45.924
Okay. Apology accepted.

00:43:45.991 --> 00:43:47.993
You know,
you're almost always right.

00:43:48.093 --> 00:43:50.162
Even in those last three
arguments with Calvin.

00:43:50.262 --> 00:43:51.964
And I know I shouldn't
have read them...

00:43:52.764 --> 00:43:54.666
but you were right.

00:43:54.766 --> 00:43:58.003
It's honestly creepy and kind of annoying
how right you are all the time.

00:43:58.103 --> 00:44:02.307
Especially as someone who is wrong
almost all the time. Never right.

00:44:02.407 --> 00:44:04.343
Well, except right now.

00:44:04.443 --> 00:44:05.844
Me saying that you're right--

00:44:05.944 --> 00:44:09.348
Okay. I got it. Thanks.
Now, let's go.

00:44:09.448 --> 00:44:13.685
And you're totally right to lock me
in here for the rest of the trip.

00:44:15.153 --> 00:44:17.322
But can we please start
my house arrest tomorrow?

00:44:18.824 --> 00:44:19.958
Why?

00:44:22.127 --> 00:44:24.162
This is made out of algae?

00:44:27.099 --> 00:44:28.200
Smells like it.

00:44:28.300 --> 00:44:30.302
This is pretty bad.

00:44:30.369 --> 00:44:31.870
It's awful.

00:44:31.970 --> 00:44:33.205
Calvin would love it.

00:44:33.305 --> 00:44:34.506
Okay, that's...

00:44:35.507 --> 00:44:36.642
probably true.

00:44:38.276 --> 00:44:39.396
I don't know how he does it.

00:44:39.978 --> 00:44:41.346
Does what?

00:44:41.446 --> 00:44:44.883
Super focused,
algae genius thing.

00:44:44.983 --> 00:44:46.127
Like it's all he thinks about.

00:44:46.151 --> 00:44:48.186
It's not all he thinks about.

00:44:48.286 --> 00:44:50.389
Okay, well...

00:44:50.489 --> 00:44:52.524
the great thing
about being Walt,

00:44:52.624 --> 00:44:56.728
is that he's not smart enough to think
about any one thing for too long.

00:44:57.696 --> 00:45:00.232
I miss Walt. Good guy.

00:45:00.332 --> 00:45:01.333
Handsome.

00:45:03.001 --> 00:45:05.337
So, what about you and Ginny?

00:45:07.305 --> 00:45:09.007
What about us?

00:45:09.074 --> 00:45:12.144
You're flying to Mars for her.
You must have some sort of plan.

00:45:12.844 --> 00:45:14.146
I don't know.

00:45:15.881 --> 00:45:18.483
I steal the spaceship...

00:45:18.550 --> 00:45:20.585
travel the stars...

00:45:20.686 --> 00:45:22.054
adventure.

00:45:24.356 --> 00:45:26.191
What?

00:45:26.258 --> 00:45:30.195
You've been on a spaceship, traveling
through the stars your entire life.

00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:35.867
Earth.

00:45:37.769 --> 00:45:39.938
In a billion years...

00:45:40.038 --> 00:45:44.743
we will never build
or find anything quite like it.

00:45:45.577 --> 00:45:47.746
It's our only spaceship.

00:45:50.348 --> 00:45:54.519
What could we possibly do out
here that we couldn't do there?

00:45:56.855 --> 00:46:01.093
You ever worry the wrong person
is headed to the wrong planet?

00:46:02.094 --> 00:46:03.195
Me and Calvin?

00:46:05.397 --> 00:46:06.465
No.

00:46:07.532 --> 00:46:08.900
We'll be back.

00:46:08.967 --> 00:46:11.636
Once his contract is up...

00:46:11.737 --> 00:46:14.272
First his turn, then my turn.

00:46:14.372 --> 00:46:16.808
Right. The plan.

00:46:16.908 --> 00:46:19.044
We're building a life together.

00:46:19.111 --> 00:46:23.482
And when you find something
extraordinary, you fight for it.

00:46:23.582 --> 00:46:26.318
Sacrifice for it. Protect it.

00:46:27.285 --> 00:46:28.820
Yes.

00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:33.725
Because what most of us
fail to appreciate...

00:46:33.792 --> 00:46:39.164
when presented with something truly unique,
is that it will only ever exist once.

00:46:39.264 --> 00:46:40.766
You read my thesis.

00:46:40.832 --> 00:46:42.567
I may have even understood it.

00:46:42.634 --> 00:46:46.304
That is weirdly touching.

00:47:02.654 --> 00:47:04.094
That algae really
isn't sitting well.

00:47:04.122 --> 00:47:06.424
Don't mention algae.

00:47:06.491 --> 00:47:08.326
Hello, peers.

00:47:08.426 --> 00:47:12.197
Unfortunately, I've just learned
that our scheduled speaker,

00:47:12.297 --> 00:47:14.432
Doctor Franklin Dearborn...

00:47:14.499 --> 00:47:18.036
has come down with a mild case
of "space madness."

00:47:18.136 --> 00:47:20.038
- Awesome.
- And his scheduled presentation

00:47:20.138 --> 00:47:24.776
on the theoretical limits of quantum
propulsion is being rescheduled.

00:47:24.843 --> 00:47:27.813
However, I was logging on to one of
the community terminals

00:47:27.879 --> 00:47:32.150
and I came across this fascinating
thesis presentation.

00:47:33.285 --> 00:47:34.452
There it is.

00:47:35.187 --> 00:47:37.155
Calvin Riggins...

00:47:37.222 --> 00:47:39.157
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.

00:47:39.224 --> 00:47:42.460
...is our very modest but very
accomplished expert in terraformation.

00:47:42.527 --> 00:47:44.029
And I'm hoping
he'll save the day

00:47:44.129 --> 00:47:46.231
by coming up here
and teaching us a bit

00:47:46.331 --> 00:47:49.334
about how Mars will someday
be as green as Earth.

00:47:49.401 --> 00:47:52.037
Hopefully, greener,
as Earth is dying.

00:47:53.505 --> 00:47:55.207
Come on up here, Calvin.

00:47:57.075 --> 00:47:59.978
- What do I do?
- I don't know. Maybe just riff.

00:48:00.045 --> 00:48:01.455
Isn't, like, talking
your superpower?

00:48:01.479 --> 00:48:02.647
Calvin!

00:48:02.714 --> 00:48:03.582
One second.

00:48:03.682 --> 00:48:05.750
Calvin!
Calvin!

00:48:05.851 --> 00:48:07.586
Calvin! Calvin!

00:48:07.686 --> 00:48:09.897
Give me one of your earbuds.
We'll use it like a walkie-talkie.

00:48:09.921 --> 00:48:11.489
You can just tell me what to say.

00:48:12.524 --> 00:48:13.658
I left them in the room.

00:48:13.725 --> 00:48:15.327
Get up here!

00:48:15.393 --> 00:48:17.495
Have them eject me towards the sun.

00:48:17.562 --> 00:48:19.397
Calvin! All right,
here he comes!

00:48:19.497 --> 00:48:21.900
He's coming up!

00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:25.704
Don't worry. If you get an erection,
keep going.

00:48:32.043 --> 00:48:33.745
Uh, hi.

00:48:36.348 --> 00:48:41.686
I'm Calvin.
I'm a terraformologist.

00:48:43.955 --> 00:48:45.790
Zinger!

00:48:45.891 --> 00:48:48.026
Let's start with the basics.

00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:50.629
Terraforming...

00:48:50.729 --> 00:48:54.266
which comes from
the Latin term "Terra..."

00:48:54.366 --> 00:48:56.201
- Oh, God.
- ...meaning "Earth..."

00:48:56.268 --> 00:48:58.737
and forming...

00:48:58.803 --> 00:49:01.039
That's forming.

00:49:05.277 --> 00:49:08.079
"Changing Mars for us."

00:49:08.747 --> 00:49:11.816
Changing for us.

00:49:14.486 --> 00:49:15.486
Changing...

00:49:20.725 --> 00:49:24.663
Someone a lot smarter than me
once said that Mars is like our mirror.

00:49:24.763 --> 00:49:28.333
The reflection of
what is deepest in our hearts.

00:49:28.433 --> 00:49:30.235
Calvin, that's so true.

00:49:30.302 --> 00:49:32.737
After traveling with you guys
for the last few weeks,

00:49:32.804 --> 00:49:36.942
I don't really know
if that's true anymore.

00:49:37.008 --> 00:49:41.179
When I look at you, I see the
smartest people on the planet.

00:49:42.781 --> 00:49:44.849
And you've spent your entire lives

00:49:44.950 --> 00:49:49.587
trying to check an impossible
set of boxes...

00:49:50.956 --> 00:49:52.590
for Mars.

00:49:52.657 --> 00:49:54.359
And I get it.

00:49:54.459 --> 00:49:57.329
Mars is awesome. I applied to
this program, like, 37 times.

00:50:04.469 --> 00:50:06.271
But maybe
when you find that thing

00:50:06.338 --> 00:50:09.207
that you're willing to cross the
entire universe to be with...

00:50:11.943 --> 00:50:14.512
just make sure it's ready
to do the same for you.

00:50:17.849 --> 00:50:19.951
Don't terraform yourself.

00:50:21.820 --> 00:50:23.188
It's your life, too.

00:50:36.234 --> 00:50:37.836
<i>Thanks for listening!</i>

00:50:39.571 --> 00:50:40.739
I'm done.

00:50:40.839 --> 00:50:43.241
That was it?
A little short.

00:50:43.341 --> 00:50:44.876
Tabby...

00:50:44.976 --> 00:50:46.177
let's get married.

00:50:47.812 --> 00:50:49.147
What?

00:50:49.214 --> 00:50:51.483
I mean engaged to get married.

00:50:51.549 --> 00:50:56.054
Calvin's presentation, it was useless
from a technical perspective...

00:50:58.156 --> 00:50:59.557
but he's right.

00:50:59.657 --> 00:51:02.160
I should have never put Mars before us.

00:51:03.361 --> 00:51:04.362
Before you.

00:51:04.429 --> 00:51:06.431
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

00:51:06.531 --> 00:51:08.500
What say you, woman?

00:51:08.566 --> 00:51:09.567
Yes!

00:51:10.068 --> 00:51:11.202
Yes!

00:51:15.707 --> 00:51:17.108
Listen up, everybody.

00:51:17.208 --> 00:51:21.112
Mandatory engagement party
in T-minus 30 minutes.

00:51:25.016 --> 00:51:27.285
It's finally happening!

00:51:27.385 --> 00:51:29.921
A real dance party!

00:51:30.021 --> 00:51:31.923
It's time to shine, bitch.

00:51:36.928 --> 00:51:37.928
Hey!

00:51:47.072 --> 00:51:48.306
Hey.

00:51:49.574 --> 00:51:51.443
Did you make this?

00:51:51.543 --> 00:51:53.378
I didn't pack a dress.

00:51:54.913 --> 00:51:57.382
You are so annoyingly
good at things.

00:51:57.449 --> 00:52:00.251
Coming from a guy that just
inspired an engagement party

00:52:00.318 --> 00:52:03.755
with a speech pulled from the
deepest recesses of his own ass.

00:52:03.822 --> 00:52:06.157
Oh, this isn't
an engagement party.

00:52:06.257 --> 00:52:07.659
What are you talking about?

00:52:09.094 --> 00:52:10.395
It's a birthday party.

00:52:12.764 --> 00:52:14.399
I don't do birthdays.

00:52:15.667 --> 00:52:18.303
You also don't fly on rockets

00:52:18.403 --> 00:52:20.271
or conspire with stowaways.

00:52:20.338 --> 00:52:23.007
I think you just gotta face it.

00:52:23.108 --> 00:52:25.143
You're a space criminal now.

00:52:26.845 --> 00:52:29.090
Now make a wish. And don't wish
to go on a spacewalk with me

00:52:29.114 --> 00:52:31.850
because that's, kind of,
an open-door policy.

00:52:31.950 --> 00:52:34.018
Any time.
Any time.

00:52:34.119 --> 00:52:35.286
Please.

00:52:36.621 --> 00:52:37.689
Spacewalk.

00:52:37.789 --> 00:52:39.691
My wish.

00:52:39.791 --> 00:52:40.992
You got it.

00:52:43.495 --> 00:52:45.330
Do you wanna get your parents
on a video call?

00:52:47.165 --> 00:52:49.300
My parents died when I was 14.

00:52:51.136 --> 00:52:52.136
What?

00:52:56.541 --> 00:52:58.643
I'm so sorry.

00:52:58.710 --> 00:53:00.011
I had no idea.

00:53:01.012 --> 00:53:02.714
Calvin's family took me in.

00:53:02.814 --> 00:53:05.383
Well, Jan, actually.

00:53:05.483 --> 00:53:09.888
She didn't even hesitate.
It was just, "Here's your room."

00:53:09.988 --> 00:53:11.389
"What are your favorite meals?"

00:53:11.489 --> 00:53:14.659
and "I'm ready to go shopping
whenever you are."

00:53:26.037 --> 00:53:30.308
You know, Calvin probably wouldn't
go to a party like this.

00:53:31.709 --> 00:53:33.545
Okay. I'll go peacefully.

00:53:33.645 --> 00:53:35.246
Just let me have one more song.

00:53:35.346 --> 00:53:39.050
No, I mean...
you should be Walt tonight.

00:53:41.052 --> 00:53:43.821
'Cause you miss him so much.

00:53:45.490 --> 00:53:46.558
Come on, Tsukino.

00:53:51.529 --> 00:53:52.564
Yeah!

00:54:00.872 --> 00:54:02.774
- Oh, my God, it's our room.
- Here we go.

00:54:02.874 --> 00:54:04.776
Ambient sound control activated.

00:54:04.876 --> 00:54:06.511
I should really go
hang up this dress.

00:54:06.578 --> 00:54:07.779
Yeah, let's keep it on.

00:54:07.879 --> 00:54:09.380
Think of it like
a really big bib.

00:54:09.447 --> 00:54:13.051
That space wine hits extra hard
with this altitude.

00:54:13.117 --> 00:54:14.852
Oh, my God, Walt.

00:54:14.919 --> 00:54:18.389
We are in space,
not high in the sky.

00:54:18.456 --> 00:54:21.259
Do you have any idea
how space works?

00:54:23.294 --> 00:54:24.896
I'm sorry.

00:54:24.963 --> 00:54:29.300
Sometimes you're just so dumb
and it makes me so angry.

00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:30.468
I know.

00:54:32.070 --> 00:54:34.038
Makes me angry too.

00:54:41.112 --> 00:54:42.780
Gary, can you please
dim the lights?

00:54:45.250 --> 00:54:46.985
I feel like a Hot Pocket.

00:54:56.794 --> 00:54:57.795
Hey.

00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:04.836
What should we do for my birthday?

00:55:07.905 --> 00:55:10.174
Something old Sophie couldn't...

00:55:11.943 --> 00:55:15.680
but new Sophie can.

00:55:17.615 --> 00:55:18.650
<i>I can't do this.</i>

00:55:18.750 --> 00:55:19.927
<i>You can totally do this.</i>

00:55:19.951 --> 00:55:21.586
- We're gonna die.
- Eventually.

00:55:21.653 --> 00:55:22.754
In glorious battle.

00:55:22.820 --> 00:55:24.756
- Let's go back inside.
- No.

00:55:26.991 --> 00:55:27.991
Look at me.

00:55:29.093 --> 00:55:29.927
On three.

00:55:29.994 --> 00:55:31.162
What? What on three?

00:55:31.262 --> 00:55:32.630
You know what on three.

00:55:33.998 --> 00:55:34.998
Seriously?

00:55:35.800 --> 00:55:36.968
One.

00:55:40.471 --> 00:55:41.471
One.

00:55:42.473 --> 00:55:44.175
- Two.
- Two.

00:55:44.275 --> 00:55:45.343
- Three.
- Three.

00:56:06.397 --> 00:56:07.899
Whoa.

00:56:07.999 --> 00:56:09.543
<i>Kovi Industries is not responsible</i>

00:56:09.567 --> 00:56:11.302
<i>for your actions
on this spacewalk.</i>

00:56:11.369 --> 00:56:14.739
<i>Should your tether break,
we must assume user error.</i>

00:56:14.839 --> 00:56:17.408
<i>Please launch yourselves
onto the platform.</i>

00:56:19.911 --> 00:56:21.179
Come on.

00:56:21.245 --> 00:56:24.048
Getting closer isn't gonna
change the view.

00:56:24.148 --> 00:56:26.317
Getting closer always changes
the view.

00:56:58.383 --> 00:57:00.051
No, no, no.

00:57:00.118 --> 00:57:01.118
Stay.

00:57:08.893 --> 00:57:11.205
You can do this. You can do this.
He is no better than you.

00:57:11.229 --> 00:57:13.197
You're brave. You're strong.
You can do this.

00:57:44.429 --> 00:57:46.731
Is it everything you imagined?

00:57:47.432 --> 00:57:48.599
No.

00:57:49.801 --> 00:57:52.470
Of course it's not.

00:57:52.570 --> 00:57:54.138
It's so much better.

00:58:46.224 --> 00:58:47.692
What the hell was that?

00:58:47.792 --> 00:58:49.460
I don't know.

00:58:49.527 --> 00:58:51.647
<i>Please remain calm, human passengers</i>

00:58:51.696 --> 00:58:55.199
<i>as there is nothing you can do to
increase your odds of survival.</i>

00:58:55.299 --> 00:58:57.835
All right. Listen up, everybody.
Roughly 11 minutes ago,

00:58:57.902 --> 00:59:00.905
our hull was breached by an
unidentified piece of debris.

00:59:01.005 --> 00:59:02.740
Our O2 reserves have been pierced,

00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:05.076
so we'll be docking
at the Mars orbital station,

00:59:05.176 --> 00:59:07.645
and we'll take a freight shuttle
to the surface.

00:59:07.712 --> 00:59:09.547
Come with me.

00:59:09.647 --> 00:59:11.582
Hello, Sophie.

00:59:11.682 --> 00:59:14.061
They're checking IDs at the Mars database,
which is basically space customs.

00:59:14.085 --> 00:59:15.496
So the moment they scan yours, they're
gonna see that Calvin is already on Mars.

00:59:15.520 --> 00:59:16.687
Oh, shit.

00:59:16.754 --> 00:59:17.889
Question.

00:59:17.989 --> 00:59:19.589
Do you think you can fit in my suitcase?

00:59:20.658 --> 00:59:22.393
That feels like a first draft idea.

00:59:22.493 --> 00:59:24.505
Okay. Well, if you weren't so
gangly then it might work.

00:59:24.529 --> 00:59:25.997
What if we say there
are two Calvins?

00:59:26.063 --> 00:59:27.832
The one on Mars
is already the imposter.

00:59:27.899 --> 00:59:30.143
I could sleep with Captain Tarter.
I know that I'm her type.

00:59:30.167 --> 00:59:31.602
It's like a honeypot scheme.

00:59:31.702 --> 00:59:33.347
We know that she's indebted
to me after that point,

00:59:33.371 --> 00:59:35.482
and not because I want to
or anything, but because it,

00:59:35.506 --> 00:59:37.106
- you know, would help us--
- Okay, stop.

00:59:39.210 --> 00:59:41.379
How do you feel about air ducts?

00:59:43.247 --> 00:59:44.992
<i>O2 reserves dropping.</i>

00:59:45.016 --> 00:59:47.618
<i>Human passengers are advised
to remain calm</i>

00:59:47.718 --> 00:59:49.554
<i>and breathe as little
as possible.</i>

00:59:49.620 --> 00:59:51.789
Sophie for Walt.
Sophie for Walt.

00:59:51.889 --> 00:59:53.424
<i>Do you read me?</i>

00:59:53.524 --> 00:59:55.805
One hundred bucks says you just
said that into your wrist.

00:59:56.460 --> 00:59:57.461
No.

00:59:58.195 --> 00:59:59.195
Liar.

00:59:59.230 --> 01:00:00.698
<i>Shut up. You need to focus.</i>

01:00:00.765 --> 01:00:03.467
At the next junction, turn left.

01:00:03.568 --> 01:00:04.635
Turning left.

01:00:07.572 --> 01:00:09.307
- Turned left.
- <i>Okay.</i>

01:00:09.407 --> 01:00:12.076
This shaft connects
to the orbital station.

01:00:13.578 --> 01:00:15.446
Take me to the what, Sophie?

01:00:15.546 --> 01:00:18.950
Do not, under any circumstances,
go towards the turbine.

01:00:19.050 --> 01:00:20.151
- Sophie.
- Walt.

01:00:20.251 --> 01:00:22.386
Walt. Walt?

01:00:22.453 --> 01:00:26.090
<i>Passengers are advised
to move to Sub-concourse A.</i>

01:00:26.157 --> 01:00:28.593
Do not, under any circumstances...

01:00:32.597 --> 01:00:35.566
lose faith in yourself.

01:00:35.633 --> 01:00:37.068
Come on, Walt.

01:00:37.134 --> 01:00:38.402
This is a lot easier.

01:00:42.173 --> 01:00:44.408
Walt.
Walt.

01:00:47.445 --> 01:00:48.445
Walt?

01:00:49.780 --> 01:00:50.781
Walt?

01:00:52.316 --> 01:00:53.451
Are you up there?

01:00:57.622 --> 01:00:59.523
Of course.

01:00:59.624 --> 01:01:01.993
You picked the wrong shaft.

01:01:04.762 --> 01:01:07.865
You idiot.
You moron.

01:01:07.965 --> 01:01:08.965
Hey.

01:01:10.134 --> 01:01:11.202
I'm here.

01:01:11.302 --> 01:01:12.203
I'm here.

01:01:12.303 --> 01:01:14.472
Why wouldn't you say so?

01:01:14.538 --> 01:01:16.307
I thought you were gonna
do the whole

01:01:16.374 --> 01:01:18.209
"She thought he was dead
and then she revealed

01:01:18.309 --> 01:01:21.512
"that she actually thought
he was a great guy" thing.

01:01:22.847 --> 01:01:24.949
You need to get upstairs with
everyone else.

01:01:25.016 --> 01:01:27.551
I'm gonna be
totally fine down here.

01:01:27.652 --> 01:01:31.889
It's pretty cramped up there,
and they already checked my ID so...

01:01:39.397 --> 01:01:40.564
Is that a tent?

01:01:45.202 --> 01:01:46.737
Mmm-hmm.

01:01:50.474 --> 01:01:52.243
This feels wrong.

01:01:52.343 --> 01:01:53.911
Sophie. We're camping.

01:01:54.011 --> 01:01:55.051
Think of it like foraging.

01:01:55.146 --> 01:01:57.715
This is camping-adjacent at best.

01:01:57.815 --> 01:02:01.018
Come on. Use your imagination.

01:02:01.085 --> 01:02:03.554
Smells bad. It's uncomfortable.

01:02:03.654 --> 01:02:06.424
You can go to the bathroom
anywhere you want.

01:02:06.524 --> 01:02:07.692
Just like camping.

01:02:09.326 --> 01:02:10.861
I think we need a view.

01:02:14.899 --> 01:02:16.701
<i>Beginning orbital rotation.</i>

01:02:16.767 --> 01:02:19.937
<i>Estimated time to arrival, 14 hours.</i>

01:02:25.209 --> 01:02:27.111
Where to go first?

01:02:27.211 --> 01:02:28.779
Wait. Lights.

01:02:29.580 --> 01:02:31.115
Good idea.

01:02:43.427 --> 01:02:44.895
Wow.

01:02:44.962 --> 01:02:46.130
Titan.

01:02:46.897 --> 01:02:48.299
Good choice.

01:02:52.636 --> 01:02:54.038
Try Europa.

01:03:04.749 --> 01:03:06.617
I feel like it's staring at me.

01:03:06.717 --> 01:03:08.119
Then look away.

01:03:08.986 --> 01:03:10.154
No.

01:03:10.254 --> 01:03:12.456
That's exactly what it wants.

01:03:12.556 --> 01:03:14.925
I can tell this is getting
painful for you.

01:03:14.992 --> 01:03:16.227
Yeah.

01:03:20.765 --> 01:03:22.133
Did you just break it?

01:03:22.233 --> 01:03:24.168
No. Just wait.

01:03:30.007 --> 01:03:31.609
It's the beginning.

01:03:33.144 --> 01:03:34.245
Of what?

01:03:39.850 --> 01:03:41.252
Of everything.

01:03:52.129 --> 01:03:54.265
Are those stars?

01:03:54.331 --> 01:03:58.269
Dark matter collecting
under the force of gravity.

01:04:00.304 --> 01:04:05.342
Invisible strings just
pulling everything into place.

01:04:14.518 --> 01:04:17.021
And celestial bodies just...

01:04:19.857 --> 01:04:21.058
follow.

01:04:34.071 --> 01:04:35.673
What happened?

01:04:35.739 --> 01:04:38.142
I think the universe just ended.

01:04:42.179 --> 01:04:43.414
- We should...
- I just...

01:04:43.514 --> 01:04:44.548
You...

01:04:46.350 --> 01:04:47.918
We should probably
get some sleep.

01:04:48.018 --> 01:04:49.386
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

01:05:29.393 --> 01:05:31.962
"Buy a small country."

01:05:32.062 --> 01:05:34.298
"Kidnap Gary from the coffee shop."

01:05:34.398 --> 01:05:35.766
He never leaves.

01:05:35.866 --> 01:05:40.037
"Get brain augmenting chip installed."

01:05:40.104 --> 01:05:42.273
Yeah. I wanna read other
people's minds.

01:05:42.373 --> 01:05:45.609
This is an impossible checklist.

01:05:46.610 --> 01:05:48.212
I deserve that.

01:05:52.116 --> 01:05:53.417
Where are we?

01:05:53.484 --> 01:05:57.388
We are about five minutes
from where I grew up.

01:05:57.454 --> 01:06:00.424
It's basically
an illegal dump site.

01:06:00.491 --> 01:06:03.160
My dad used to
bring me out here.

01:06:03.260 --> 01:06:04.328
Cool.

01:06:04.428 --> 01:06:06.964
It was so dangerous.

01:06:07.064 --> 01:06:09.900
Like, exposed wires everywhere,
and broken glass,

01:06:09.967 --> 01:06:13.304
and I got electrocuted,
like, 100 times.

01:06:13.404 --> 01:06:14.972
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

01:06:15.072 --> 01:06:18.342
And it smelled terrible.

01:06:18.442 --> 01:06:20.010
Like, so bad.

01:06:21.745 --> 01:06:25.849
We were gonna save the world,
one broken thing at a time.

01:06:30.454 --> 01:06:32.990
I loved it.

01:06:33.090 --> 01:06:36.293
<i>Sophie? Where are you?</i>

01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:37.494
<i>Call me.</i>

01:06:42.433 --> 01:06:45.436
I should probably go up
and call him.

01:07:29.546 --> 01:07:33.584
<i>Hey. I've been messaging you
since we heard about the collision.</i>

01:07:33.684 --> 01:07:35.519
<i>Why haven't you called?</i>

01:07:35.586 --> 01:07:36.887
My...

01:07:36.987 --> 01:07:38.255
My tablet died.

01:07:38.355 --> 01:07:40.224
<i>You can't disappear
like that, okay?</i>

01:07:40.324 --> 01:07:41.925
<i>Jan has been losing her mind.</i>

01:07:42.026 --> 01:07:43.861
- <i>Brandon got, like, really quiet.</i>
- I just...

01:07:43.927 --> 01:07:46.030
<i>Which has never happened before.</i>

01:07:46.096 --> 01:07:48.232
Listen, I need to
tell you something.

01:07:52.069 --> 01:07:53.270
Wait...

01:07:54.438 --> 01:07:55.706
Where are you?

01:07:58.042 --> 01:08:01.512
<i>It was supposed to be
a surprise, but...</i>

01:08:03.080 --> 01:08:05.182
<i>Okay, check it out.</i>

01:08:06.550 --> 01:08:09.553
<i>This is your room.</i>

01:08:12.056 --> 01:08:13.090
My room?

01:08:13.190 --> 01:08:15.893
<i>It was Mom's idea.</i>

01:08:15.959 --> 01:08:20.297
<i>My dad built
a soldering station.</i>

01:08:20.397 --> 01:08:23.133
<i>Brandon put together
a hydroponic garden.</i>

01:08:26.136 --> 01:08:27.271
<i>And...</i>

01:08:28.739 --> 01:08:30.240
<i>and your folks.</i>

01:08:30.307 --> 01:08:33.477
<i>Already moved in.
Just waiting on your arrival.</i>

01:08:33.577 --> 01:08:35.212
I love it.

01:08:37.581 --> 01:08:40.884
<i>I know I don't articulate
things well...</i>

01:08:40.951 --> 01:08:44.321
<i>sometimes, emotions, but...</i>

01:08:44.421 --> 01:08:45.923
I know.

01:08:49.226 --> 01:08:51.762
<i>You said you wanted
to tell me something?</i>

01:08:52.396 --> 01:08:53.397
No.

01:08:54.832 --> 01:08:55.833
I'll see you soon.

01:08:55.933 --> 01:08:57.634
<i>I'll see you when you land.</i>

01:09:37.608 --> 01:09:38.876
Walt.

01:09:40.611 --> 01:09:41.611
Huh?

01:09:41.645 --> 01:09:43.480
Tell me what you think.

01:09:43.547 --> 01:09:45.792
I'm gonna hide in one of these
storage boxes with this O2 canister.

01:09:45.816 --> 01:09:48.952
When you find me,
in one of the storage units...

01:09:49.019 --> 01:09:50.187
in about...

01:09:51.388 --> 01:09:52.489
two-and-a-half...

01:09:52.556 --> 01:09:54.558
Let's say two hours,
just to be safe.

01:09:55.159 --> 01:09:56.326
I can't.

01:09:56.393 --> 01:09:57.604
Are you afraid that
I'm gonna be dead?

01:09:57.628 --> 01:09:58.862
No. Walt.

01:09:58.962 --> 01:10:01.231
Look, if the box smells like
a dead body...

01:10:01.331 --> 01:10:02.332
just keep walking.

01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:04.501
I can't help you anymore.

01:10:09.406 --> 01:10:10.474
I'm sorry.

01:10:12.876 --> 01:10:14.745
But this is my life.

01:10:16.413 --> 01:10:18.348
I can't risk it.

01:10:18.415 --> 01:10:19.583
Calvin...

01:10:20.918 --> 01:10:22.052
is here.

01:10:23.086 --> 01:10:24.421
His family...

01:10:24.521 --> 01:10:27.057
My family is here.

01:10:27.157 --> 01:10:28.725
And Ginny is here.

01:10:28.825 --> 01:10:31.495
Stop acting like our situations
are even remotely the same.

01:10:32.329 --> 01:10:33.430
Right.

01:10:33.530 --> 01:10:36.099
You're not supposed to be here.

01:10:36.200 --> 01:10:39.002
And you are?
'Cause you can buy a ticket.

01:10:41.538 --> 01:10:42.673
That's not fair.

01:10:42.739 --> 01:10:43.941
You know what's not fair?

01:10:44.041 --> 01:10:46.343
Try getting this close
to your dreams

01:10:46.410 --> 01:10:47.544
and having someone tell you

01:10:47.611 --> 01:10:50.013
you're not good enough 37 times.

01:10:50.080 --> 01:10:51.915
Or meeting the girl
of your dreams

01:10:52.015 --> 01:10:54.618
the night before she goes to
another planet, or having to work...

01:10:54.718 --> 01:10:55.886
Wait.

01:10:55.953 --> 01:10:57.421
What?

01:10:59.556 --> 01:11:02.059
How long have you
and Ginny been together?

01:11:03.060 --> 01:11:04.528
Since freshmen year-ish.

01:11:04.595 --> 01:11:06.230
How "ish"?

01:11:10.200 --> 01:11:13.437
The night before she left
for Mars-ish.

01:11:15.572 --> 01:11:16.974
I'm gonna throw up.

01:11:17.074 --> 01:11:19.034
No, don't do that,
'cause then I'm gonna throw up.

01:11:20.143 --> 01:11:23.814
I can't believe
how selfish you are.

01:11:23.914 --> 01:11:26.483
You are so obsessed

01:11:26.583 --> 01:11:28.585
with escaping your average existence

01:11:28.652 --> 01:11:33.223
that you would blow up my life,
her life, for what?

01:11:33.290 --> 01:11:35.559
For some sort of adventure?

01:11:35.626 --> 01:11:37.327
For some stupid journal entry?

01:11:37.427 --> 01:11:41.064
Sophie, I couldn't blow up
your life if I tried.

01:11:41.131 --> 01:11:42.666
You're living his life.

01:11:42.766 --> 01:11:44.735
That's ridiculous.

01:11:44.801 --> 01:11:46.837
Do you think
he's gonna move for you?

01:11:46.937 --> 01:11:49.506
Do you think he's gonna go back
to Earth for you?

01:11:49.606 --> 01:11:52.009
That he's not going to get
offered a better job,

01:11:52.109 --> 01:11:54.344
and you're gonna go along
with it, like you always do?

01:11:54.444 --> 01:11:55.979
You don't know
anything about him.

01:11:56.079 --> 01:11:57.581
I actually do.

01:11:58.582 --> 01:11:59.783
I've had to be him.

01:12:02.819 --> 01:12:04.688
He's never gonna
meet you halfway.

01:12:04.788 --> 01:12:06.757
He's never going to follow you.

01:12:08.625 --> 01:12:10.761
You're a coward, Sophie.

01:12:15.265 --> 01:12:16.867
Someday...

01:12:16.967 --> 01:12:20.537
when that stupid journal
is filled...

01:12:20.637 --> 01:12:23.473
you're gonna flip through it
and realize

01:12:23.540 --> 01:12:27.311
just how pointless it all was.

01:12:33.150 --> 01:12:34.151
Sophie...

01:12:35.819 --> 01:12:39.823
I'm here because
I am wanted here.

01:12:49.666 --> 01:12:54.538
You are here because no one
cares where you are.

01:13:31.274 --> 01:13:33.243
<i>Identification confirmed.</i>

01:13:33.343 --> 01:13:35.112
<i>Greetings, Walt from Earth.</i>

01:13:35.212 --> 01:13:38.014
<i>You are under arrest on Mars.</i>

01:14:32.836 --> 01:14:34.337
<i>Hello, Calvin.</i>

01:14:34.438 --> 01:14:37.607
And here we are.

01:14:41.445 --> 01:14:42.512
Wow.

01:14:47.417 --> 01:14:48.785
- Welcome home!
- Welcome home!

01:14:49.953 --> 01:14:51.822
Hi.

01:14:51.922 --> 01:14:52.689
I missed you.

01:14:52.789 --> 01:14:53.924
I missed you.

01:15:01.932 --> 01:15:04.634
<i>You will be kept
here until the return launch.</i>

01:15:04.701 --> 01:15:06.369
<i>If you cannot afford
an attorney,</i>

01:15:06.470 --> 01:15:08.038
<i>one will be provided for you.</i>

01:15:08.138 --> 01:15:11.308
<i>There are currently
no human attorneys on Mars.</i>

01:15:11.374 --> 01:15:12.654
If you're not here to rescue me,

01:15:12.709 --> 01:15:14.177
can you just leave?

01:15:14.277 --> 01:15:15.345
Hey, stranger.

01:15:16.947 --> 01:15:19.549
What? How are you here?

01:15:19.649 --> 01:15:20.717
I know a guy.

01:15:21.985 --> 01:15:23.620
You know a guy?

01:15:23.687 --> 01:15:25.222
This is Edgar.

01:15:25.322 --> 01:15:26.723
'Sup?

01:15:26.823 --> 01:15:27.823
Hey, guy.

01:15:28.992 --> 01:15:29.992
Two minutes?

01:15:34.531 --> 01:15:35.699
He's awesome.

01:15:35.799 --> 01:15:36.800
You know what?

01:15:37.868 --> 01:15:38.902
He is awesome.

01:15:39.002 --> 01:15:40.070
Wow.

01:15:42.339 --> 01:15:45.308
He is also my boyfriend.

01:15:45.375 --> 01:15:47.878
My new boyfriend.

01:15:50.747 --> 01:15:51.747
Oh.

01:15:53.750 --> 01:15:55.051
You're dating my guard?

01:15:55.151 --> 01:15:59.189
You followed me to Mars
after one night.

01:15:59.256 --> 01:16:01.758
Kind of needed to start dating
a security guard.

01:16:05.428 --> 01:16:06.830
Just to be clear...

01:16:08.365 --> 01:16:10.000
you're not here to rescue me?

01:16:11.535 --> 01:16:12.869
No.

01:16:12.936 --> 01:16:15.672
But I did bring you
some company.

01:16:20.377 --> 01:16:21.611
Ripley?

01:16:21.711 --> 01:16:23.547
Oh, my God. Hi.

01:16:23.613 --> 01:16:26.182
What are you doing here?
I thought you were arrested.

01:16:30.921 --> 01:16:31.921
Time to go.

01:16:41.131 --> 01:16:43.466
You'll be okay, Walt.

01:16:43.567 --> 01:16:45.635
I mean, we both know
who you're really in love with.

01:16:48.204 --> 01:16:49.306
Mars.

01:16:49.406 --> 01:16:50.406
Mars.

01:16:50.941 --> 01:16:51.941
And you made it.

01:16:54.244 --> 01:16:55.244
More or less.

01:17:04.054 --> 01:17:06.957
It says his application
was rejected like 100 times.

01:17:07.057 --> 01:17:08.959
- Wow, 100 times?
- 37.

01:17:09.059 --> 01:17:12.429
I don't understand why someone would
wanna be somewhere they do not belong.

01:17:12.495 --> 01:17:14.607
- Yeah, you've got a point.
- Well, I think it's exciting.

01:17:14.631 --> 01:17:17.467
Did you and the stowaway
cross paths, Sophie?

01:17:17.567 --> 01:17:18.768
- No.
- No?

01:17:18.835 --> 01:17:20.804
No.
He must've been hiding.

01:17:20.904 --> 01:17:22.806
- Really?
- In the air ducts or something.

01:17:22.906 --> 01:17:25.775
- Wow. Can you just imagine?
- That is so stupid.

01:17:25.842 --> 01:17:27.978
So, any idea what
you're gonna do

01:17:28.078 --> 01:17:29.346
now that you're here?

01:17:29.446 --> 01:17:31.948
I recommended her for a spot
on my team.

01:17:32.015 --> 01:17:33.350
What?

01:17:33.450 --> 01:17:35.318
Well, they love you for it.

01:17:35.418 --> 01:17:37.430
You're totally qualified and they're
always looking for young candidates

01:17:37.454 --> 01:17:39.022
who can carry out the next phase.

01:17:39.122 --> 01:17:40.457
The next phase?

01:17:40.523 --> 01:17:42.659
Yeah, the 12-year life-cycle trials.

01:17:56.706 --> 01:17:57.874
Wake up, Walt.

01:18:05.448 --> 01:18:06.650
Did you just talk?

01:18:07.951 --> 01:18:09.285
It's time to go.

01:18:10.153 --> 01:18:11.153
Gary?

01:18:11.988 --> 01:18:13.990
Is that you?

01:18:14.057 --> 01:18:16.326
I didn't really think
the cat could talk.

01:18:28.004 --> 01:18:29.004
Clear?

01:18:31.374 --> 01:18:32.374
Copy.

01:18:38.348 --> 01:18:39.382
Come closer.

01:18:40.316 --> 01:18:41.317
Hello?

01:18:53.430 --> 01:18:54.430
Okay.

01:18:55.365 --> 01:18:56.365
Ripley.

01:19:12.882 --> 01:19:13.882
Hello, Walt.

01:19:18.621 --> 01:19:21.124
Holy shit. It's you.

01:19:21.224 --> 01:19:22.525
Leon Kovi.

01:19:22.592 --> 01:19:25.228
I have that same picture
right by my bed.

01:19:25.295 --> 01:19:26.963
That sounded weird.

01:19:27.063 --> 01:19:29.799
I've thought about meeting you
for a really, really long time.

01:19:32.268 --> 01:19:33.268
As have I.

01:19:33.970 --> 01:19:35.105
What?

01:19:35.205 --> 01:19:36.973
I have been monitoring your progress

01:19:37.073 --> 01:19:40.276
since you first entered
that escape pod back on Earth.

01:19:43.646 --> 01:19:44.814
Oh, shit.

01:19:44.914 --> 01:19:46.416
<i>Bob, you seeing this kid?</i>

01:19:46.483 --> 01:19:48.003
<i>Yep, kid thinks he's invisible.</i>

01:19:48.084 --> 01:19:50.220
You have cameras everywhere?

01:19:50.286 --> 01:19:53.123
<i>Bob says, everybody just
act like you don't see him.</i>

01:19:53.223 --> 01:19:55.058
Why didn't you arrest me?

01:19:55.125 --> 01:19:57.603
Well, I ran a profile and the risk of
you impacting the journey

01:19:57.627 --> 01:19:59.629
in a meaningful way was below zero

01:19:59.729 --> 01:20:02.232
which I didn't even think
was mathematically possible,

01:20:02.298 --> 01:20:04.167
but it was,
it was a negative number, Walt.

01:20:04.267 --> 01:20:07.504
There was some concern that
you would die in the air ducts.

01:20:07.604 --> 01:20:10.340
And the smell of your rotting carcass

01:20:10.440 --> 01:20:12.909
might disturb some of the paying guests.

01:20:13.810 --> 01:20:14.911
Bets were made.

01:20:15.612 --> 01:20:16.612
I won.

01:20:20.150 --> 01:20:22.352
That girl had nothing to do with it.

01:20:22.452 --> 01:20:26.523
- Walt!
- She did. But I forced her. Not, like, forced her.

01:20:26.623 --> 01:20:28.091
Blackmail. Light blackmail.

01:20:28.158 --> 01:20:30.326
There is no such thing
as "light blackmail," okay?

01:20:30.426 --> 01:20:33.329
There's no diet blackmail.
You blackmailed her, it's fine.

01:20:34.697 --> 01:20:36.599
So, what happens now?

01:20:36.666 --> 01:20:41.271
Well, the board has voted to write
this off as a security systems test.

01:20:41.337 --> 01:20:43.006
Ship you back to Earth

01:20:43.106 --> 01:20:45.041
and tie you up
in so much legal trouble

01:20:45.141 --> 01:20:48.111
that the world at large
will never hear from you again.

01:20:48.178 --> 01:20:50.814
Can I at least get
my own escape pod?

01:20:51.714 --> 01:20:54.284
Walt, I hate the board.

01:20:54.350 --> 01:20:56.553
So, I leaked the security footage.

01:20:56.653 --> 01:20:59.122
I shared your whole journey
with the world.

01:20:59.189 --> 01:21:00.456
Oh. You what?

01:21:00.523 --> 01:21:02.058
It's become so popular.

01:21:02.158 --> 01:21:03.893
Look how happy it makes people.

01:21:03.993 --> 01:21:06.329
I'm told it's called "Walt-ing."

01:21:06.396 --> 01:21:09.732
She's Walt-ing. He's Walt-ing.
They're all Walt-ing.

01:21:09.833 --> 01:21:11.067
Walt-ing?

01:21:11.167 --> 01:21:12.611
I, myself, can't Walt.
I have a bad back.

01:21:12.635 --> 01:21:14.737
But Alan here has Walted.
Haven't you, Alan?

01:21:14.838 --> 01:21:18.074
I am hiding. I am a sneaky,
sneaky human boy.

01:21:18.174 --> 01:21:20.710
It's very, very fresh.

01:21:20.810 --> 01:21:25.849
And now the board
is terrified of a PR backlash.

01:21:26.850 --> 01:21:27.917
Please, sit.

01:21:30.587 --> 01:21:33.022
You remind me
of a young me, Walt.

01:21:33.089 --> 01:21:34.424
Emotionally, that is.

01:21:34.524 --> 01:21:36.526
Intellectually,
it's more of an apples to...

01:21:37.827 --> 01:21:39.107
whatever a much
smarter fruit is.

01:21:39.195 --> 01:21:40.530
What's a smarter fruit, Walt?

01:21:42.198 --> 01:21:42.999
Papaya?

01:21:43.066 --> 01:21:44.868
Papaya! Yes.

01:21:44.934 --> 01:21:46.269
I'm the papaya.

01:21:46.369 --> 01:21:48.404
Do you know why the papaya
came to Mars, Walt?

01:21:50.173 --> 01:21:51.441
Taxes?

01:21:51.541 --> 01:21:54.277
No, I'm a billionaire, Walt,
I don't pay taxes.

01:21:54.377 --> 01:21:57.914
I bet the papaya came for the exact
same reason as the simple little apple.

01:21:58.781 --> 01:21:59.616
Love?

01:21:59.716 --> 01:22:01.885
Love? How old are you?

01:22:02.385 --> 01:22:04.053
No.

01:22:04.120 --> 01:22:06.122
You wouldn't settle
for the relentless

01:22:06.222 --> 01:22:09.525
onslaught of the quotidian
that is life on Earth,

01:22:09.592 --> 01:22:11.394
so you came here...

01:22:11.461 --> 01:22:13.296
to Mars.

01:22:13.396 --> 01:22:16.232
This is not just a playground
for the wealthy, Walt.

01:22:16.299 --> 01:22:20.470
It's a continuation
of our species' rich history

01:22:20.570 --> 01:22:25.808
of curiosity and exploration.

01:22:25.909 --> 01:22:30.613
Now, we need the public and
our investors to understand that.

01:22:30.713 --> 01:22:32.582
I think that you and I

01:22:33.583 --> 01:22:34.583
could help each other.

01:22:35.285 --> 01:22:38.221
You, a barista.

01:22:38.288 --> 01:22:39.389
Assistant barista.

01:22:39.455 --> 01:22:41.491
A barista's assistant.

01:22:42.425 --> 01:22:44.327
Unremarkable in every way.

01:22:44.427 --> 01:22:47.430
Truly middle of-the-road,
by all metrics.

01:22:47.497 --> 01:22:48.665
Okay, I got it.

01:22:48.765 --> 01:22:51.768
Stowing away
for an historic journey

01:22:52.602 --> 01:22:54.604
against impossible odds,

01:22:54.671 --> 01:22:57.106
secretly facilitated by me,
of course,

01:22:57.173 --> 01:23:02.111
to discover something that just might
make his meaningless little life

01:23:02.178 --> 01:23:06.816
just a smidgeon,
just a tickle more meaningful.

01:23:06.916 --> 01:23:11.421
Now, that is a story
people wanna hear, Walt.

01:23:13.656 --> 01:23:14.691
Oh, what's this?

01:23:18.127 --> 01:23:19.829
Walt, this has your name on it.

01:23:19.929 --> 01:23:21.698
- This is a contract.
- Contract?

01:23:21.798 --> 01:23:23.633
Ceding control of your likeness

01:23:23.700 --> 01:23:26.536
to Kovi Industries
for exclusive use

01:23:26.636 --> 01:23:28.204
in promotional materials

01:23:28.304 --> 01:23:30.540
in perpetuity across all universes,
known and unknown.

01:23:30.640 --> 01:23:31.874
And in exchange...

01:23:33.443 --> 01:23:34.544
you may stay here.

01:23:35.545 --> 01:23:37.213
Are you serious?

01:23:37.313 --> 01:23:38.848
Welcome to Mars, Walt.

01:24:48.718 --> 01:24:50.286
Gary!

01:24:52.688 --> 01:24:54.924
Gary!

01:25:05.401 --> 01:25:08.204
Could I have solved world hunger
with my money, Walt?

01:25:08.271 --> 01:25:10.373
Sure. Dozens of times over.

01:25:10.440 --> 01:25:13.810
But don't you think it's better
that I came to Mars

01:25:13.910 --> 01:25:16.712
to inspire the next generation
of young people

01:25:16.779 --> 01:25:18.757
- to solve world hunger?
- Looking good, guys.

01:25:18.781 --> 01:25:20.650
How handsome.

01:25:20.750 --> 01:25:22.452
- Sure.
- Yes, I agree.

01:25:22.552 --> 01:25:23.552
Sexy.

01:25:50.847 --> 01:25:52.181
Hey, Gary.

01:25:52.281 --> 01:25:53.683
What are they doing down there?

01:25:53.783 --> 01:25:56.185
Preparing the return vessel
for launch.

01:25:56.285 --> 01:25:58.521
At the conclusion
of each orbital cycle,

01:25:58.621 --> 01:26:02.425
the humans celebrate their domination
of this lifeless planet.

01:26:02.492 --> 01:26:03.960
After the festivities,

01:26:04.026 --> 01:26:07.029
broken objects of little value
are sent back to Earth

01:26:07.130 --> 01:26:09.198
for long-term storage.

01:26:09.298 --> 01:26:10.967
You mean, garbage?

01:26:11.801 --> 01:26:13.169
Yes.

01:26:13.269 --> 01:26:14.537
Like sexual reproduction,

01:26:14.637 --> 01:26:17.473
making garbage brings humans
great happiness.

01:26:17.540 --> 01:26:20.209
But looking at it
causes deep shame.

01:26:20.977 --> 01:26:22.278
It must be hidden.

01:26:24.380 --> 01:26:27.683
Are we supposed to be here?

01:26:28.551 --> 01:26:30.319
No.

01:26:30.386 --> 01:26:34.223
I have asked you to return
to the habitat 11 times.

01:26:34.323 --> 01:26:35.323
All right, Gary.

01:26:36.125 --> 01:26:37.126
You win.

01:26:37.193 --> 01:26:38.327
I am Victor.

01:27:06.055 --> 01:27:08.191
Hey, Ga... Victor?

01:27:08.257 --> 01:27:09.258
Yes, Walt?

01:27:11.761 --> 01:27:13.095
I'm gonna need some tools.

01:27:17.533 --> 01:27:19.902
I don't even understand
why you wanna go to this thing.

01:27:21.737 --> 01:27:23.606
It's the return party.

01:27:23.706 --> 01:27:24.874
It's gonna be fun.

01:27:24.941 --> 01:27:27.043
Plus, you can't work
all the time.

01:27:27.843 --> 01:27:29.612
Which reminds me,

01:27:29.712 --> 01:27:31.614
when can I tell them
you can start?

01:27:32.915 --> 01:27:33.915
Start what?

01:27:35.751 --> 01:27:37.253
The job.

01:27:37.353 --> 01:27:38.854
With my team.

01:27:38.921 --> 01:27:40.790
I don't know
if it's the right fit.

01:27:43.626 --> 01:27:44.626
Um...

01:27:48.231 --> 01:27:51.634
It's the perfect fit.

01:27:51.734 --> 01:27:53.402
I mean, it's the same schedule.

01:27:53.469 --> 01:27:55.905
I still have to finish
my thesis anyway so...

01:27:55.972 --> 01:27:57.974
Yes, I know,

01:27:58.074 --> 01:28:01.944
but, well,
you don't need it anymore.

01:28:02.044 --> 01:28:03.312
You're here.

01:28:03.412 --> 01:28:05.248
You have a job offer.

01:28:05.314 --> 01:28:09.151
You can graduate without it.
You know, it's the past.

01:28:09.252 --> 01:28:10.319
It's not the past.

01:28:12.722 --> 01:28:14.056
It's supposed to be the future.

01:28:15.958 --> 01:28:16.958
My future.

01:28:33.142 --> 01:28:34.343
Yeah, no.

01:28:35.011 --> 01:28:36.312
Good stuff, guys.

01:28:37.813 --> 01:28:40.249
Shoot me in the face.
That is getting old.

01:28:40.316 --> 01:28:43.953
Oh! It almost came
to that, honey, trust.

01:28:44.020 --> 01:28:48.190
I voted to eject you,
but Kovi, he's a softy.

01:28:48.291 --> 01:28:50.092
You knew the whole time too?

01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:52.795
Walt, I have an IQ of 165

01:28:52.862 --> 01:28:55.998
and I can pilot a
four billion-dollar spaceship--

01:28:56.098 --> 01:28:59.335
Through an asteroid belt. Yeah.

01:28:59.435 --> 01:29:00.469
I'm sorry.

01:29:02.138 --> 01:29:03.138
It's okay.

01:29:04.040 --> 01:29:08.144
So, how you enjoying Mars?

01:29:08.210 --> 01:29:11.647
Honestly, I thought
it would be different.

01:29:11.714 --> 01:29:13.482
I thought that I would get here

01:29:13.549 --> 01:29:16.819
and I would be changed
or something.

01:29:16.886 --> 01:29:20.156
But now I'm here
and it's exactly the same.

01:29:21.857 --> 01:29:25.127
Walt, it doesn't matter
how far you travel,

01:29:25.194 --> 01:29:26.862
you can never escape yourself.

01:29:29.165 --> 01:29:31.200
Did you just come up with that?

01:29:31.300 --> 01:29:34.370
No, bitch.
That is a very common phrase.

01:29:34.470 --> 01:29:36.630
- How have you not heard that before?
- Never heard it.

01:29:36.672 --> 01:29:39.141
Thank God you pretty,
'cause you dumb.

01:29:39.208 --> 01:29:41.510
You pretty, but you dumb.

01:29:41.577 --> 01:29:43.512
I'm gonna talk
to somebody smarter.

01:29:57.693 --> 01:29:59.428
I should go say hi to the team.

01:29:59.528 --> 01:30:01.097
Oh. Okay.

01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:18.279
Hey.

01:30:21.951 --> 01:30:23.719
Is that supposed
to make us even?

01:30:23.786 --> 01:30:24.786
No.

01:30:26.055 --> 01:30:27.089
You gotta pay for that.

01:30:30.426 --> 01:30:34.630
So, where is the amazing Ginny?

01:30:36.399 --> 01:30:40.603
She is with the amazing Edgar.

01:30:40.703 --> 01:30:41.704
Her new boyfriend.

01:30:47.143 --> 01:30:48.244
You were right, though.

01:30:49.578 --> 01:30:51.046
She was just an excuse.

01:30:57.420 --> 01:30:58.420
I'm sorry.

01:31:02.391 --> 01:31:03.459
For everything.

01:31:09.432 --> 01:31:13.602
So, um, you sticking around
for a while?

01:31:13.669 --> 01:31:16.439
Uh, yeah, looks like it. You?

01:31:24.780 --> 01:31:26.182
Yeah, looks like it.

01:31:33.589 --> 01:31:35.291
That's too bad.

01:32:16.532 --> 01:32:17.532
Oh.

01:32:32.515 --> 01:32:33.516
What is that?

01:32:34.416 --> 01:32:35.985
Nothing.

01:32:36.051 --> 01:32:37.720
Just something silly
someone gave me.

01:32:43.559 --> 01:32:44.560
Sophie.

01:32:47.930 --> 01:32:48.930
You know...

01:32:51.033 --> 01:32:53.102
nothing could ever change

01:32:53.202 --> 01:32:55.938
how much we care for you.

01:32:56.038 --> 01:32:59.074
No matter what happens
between you and Calvin.

01:33:00.843 --> 01:33:02.011
Nothing's gonna happen.

01:33:03.178 --> 01:33:04.178
Well...

01:33:05.047 --> 01:33:06.115
if it did,

01:33:07.583 --> 01:33:08.851
we're your family,

01:33:10.452 --> 01:33:11.520
your constant.

01:33:14.056 --> 01:33:15.558
You're allowed to change.

01:33:16.926 --> 01:33:19.962
Wouldn't it be, like,
crazy awkward?

01:33:20.062 --> 01:33:22.431
I think I know my son
better than anyone.

01:33:23.566 --> 01:33:25.267
He's already crazy awkward.

01:33:31.040 --> 01:33:32.040
Sophie,

01:33:33.576 --> 01:33:36.078
go, wander.

01:33:37.646 --> 01:33:39.415
Figure out what you want.

01:33:40.616 --> 01:33:42.451
We're not going anywhere.

01:34:00.336 --> 01:34:01.336
Hey.

01:34:02.805 --> 01:34:03.805
Hey.

01:34:05.474 --> 01:34:06.474
Can we talk?

01:34:20.623 --> 01:34:23.192
I'm so sorry, Walt.
I'm so sorry.

01:34:23.292 --> 01:34:25.628
Launch logistics,
everyone's yapping in my ear.

01:34:25.694 --> 01:34:26.962
Where were we?

01:34:27.029 --> 01:34:28.197
Ad campaign.

01:34:28.297 --> 01:34:29.297
Right.

01:34:29.765 --> 01:34:31.634
Walt,

01:34:31.700 --> 01:34:34.503
do you remember how I told you,
you could stay?

01:34:34.603 --> 01:34:35.704
Yeah?

01:34:35.804 --> 01:34:37.473
Well, we just finished
the first run

01:34:37.539 --> 01:34:39.875
of our new campaign and there's been
a change of plans.

01:34:39.975 --> 01:34:40.975
Seriously?

01:34:42.611 --> 01:34:45.714
Can I please just have
my own escape pod?

01:34:45.814 --> 01:34:49.485
How about
your very own spaceship?

01:34:50.319 --> 01:34:51.186
What?

01:34:51.286 --> 01:34:52.888
We're sending you to Ceres.

01:34:52.988 --> 01:34:54.890
It's a tiny, little dwarf planet

01:34:54.990 --> 01:34:57.960
in the main asteroid belt
between us and Jupiter.

01:34:58.027 --> 01:35:00.896
And you are gonna be
the very first person

01:35:00.996 --> 01:35:02.731
to ever set foot on her.

01:35:03.866 --> 01:35:05.567
Again, what?

01:35:05.668 --> 01:35:07.002
We've set up an outpost.

01:35:07.069 --> 01:35:09.138
And it's time
for a ribbon cutting.

01:35:09.204 --> 01:35:11.974
You're gonna set up the ribbon,
you're gonna cut the ribbon.

01:35:12.041 --> 01:35:14.410
It's gonna be very exciting.
We want you there.

01:35:14.510 --> 01:35:17.046
That's... That's amazing.
Thank you.

01:35:17.146 --> 01:35:18.146
Hmm.

01:35:19.682 --> 01:35:21.050
But, why me?

01:35:24.586 --> 01:35:27.756
- Can I be honest with you?
- Yeah.

01:35:27.856 --> 01:35:31.260
People cannot get over
how average you are.

01:35:31.360 --> 01:35:33.262
It's like a superpower
or something,

01:35:33.362 --> 01:35:34.430
I don't know what it is.

01:35:34.530 --> 01:35:36.231
They look at you,
and they think,

01:35:36.331 --> 01:35:38.267
"If this guy can do it,

01:35:38.367 --> 01:35:40.936
then I can do literally anything."

01:35:43.739 --> 01:35:44.940
I'll take it.

01:35:45.040 --> 01:35:46.942
Great. Good choice.

01:35:47.042 --> 01:35:50.446
Listen, you should probably get
in touch with your family, friends

01:35:50.546 --> 01:35:52.214
or anyone who's important to you,

01:35:52.281 --> 01:35:54.216
'cause you're not gonna
see them for a few years.

01:35:55.851 --> 01:35:57.119
I gotta take this. Sorry, Walt.

01:35:57.720 --> 01:35:58.787
Hello.

01:35:58.887 --> 01:36:00.389
Yeah, I just ran it by him.

01:36:00.456 --> 01:36:02.858
Yeah, he's happy.
He's super happy.

01:36:02.925 --> 01:36:04.526
It'll be an adventure.

01:36:04.593 --> 01:36:06.673
He's gonna be like the Little Prince.
He'll be great.

01:36:08.063 --> 01:36:09.231
Hey, Alan?

01:36:09.298 --> 01:36:11.100
Yes, Walt.

01:36:11.200 --> 01:36:12.801
Could you place a call for me, please?

01:36:12.901 --> 01:36:15.604
Of course.
Who would you like me to call?

01:36:18.073 --> 01:36:19.141
Sophie Tsukino.

01:36:20.476 --> 01:36:21.877
I'm sorry.

01:36:21.944 --> 01:36:24.980
Sophie Tsukino is no longer
registered as a resident.

01:36:25.080 --> 01:36:26.615
What?

01:36:26.715 --> 01:36:30.486
She is the sole passenger
on today's return shuttle to Earth.

01:36:30.586 --> 01:36:33.889
My records indicate
she has already boarded the ship.

01:37:16.131 --> 01:37:18.534
Oh, it stinks in here.

01:37:18.634 --> 01:37:20.669
This ship smells so bad.

01:37:21.770 --> 01:37:23.372
Walt.

01:37:23.472 --> 01:37:25.116
Actually it makes sense.
It's literally filled with garbage.

01:37:25.140 --> 01:37:27.209
Sir, that seat is for
authorized personnel only.

01:37:27.309 --> 01:37:29.344
I know, I'm sorry. Okay.

01:37:29.444 --> 01:37:30.946
Wait, how do I...

01:37:31.013 --> 01:37:33.048
- It's the button directly--
- I can't see.

01:37:33.148 --> 01:37:35.017
- Sorry.
- Just hold the button. No, no, no.

01:37:35.117 --> 01:37:37.162
Just hold the down button.
The same thing you did to get here.

01:37:37.186 --> 01:37:40.522
I got it. Sorry. I got it.

01:37:46.962 --> 01:37:47.996
Expect a fine.

01:37:49.798 --> 01:37:50.798
Really?

01:37:57.673 --> 01:37:58.673
Walt?

01:37:59.708 --> 01:38:00.708
Sophie?

01:38:01.677 --> 01:38:02.744
What are you doing here?

01:38:05.514 --> 01:38:06.582
I'm following you.

01:38:10.552 --> 01:38:12.020
Back to Earth.

01:38:12.087 --> 01:38:14.223
Even though I didn't invite you,

01:38:14.323 --> 01:38:17.392
or even tell you I was leaving.

01:38:17.492 --> 01:38:19.728
Making it all the more romantic?

01:38:19.828 --> 01:38:23.832
You literally did the exact same thing
for another girl last month.

01:38:23.899 --> 01:38:25.267
Okay, yes.

01:38:25.367 --> 01:38:29.071
I did recently travel across
the universe for love.

01:38:29.171 --> 01:38:31.206
No, no, not love.

01:38:31.273 --> 01:38:32.574
You barely knew that girl.

01:38:34.610 --> 01:38:35.944
Correct.

01:38:36.044 --> 01:38:37.379
But I do know you.

01:38:37.446 --> 01:38:41.850
You're the most
frustratingly, brilliantly,

01:38:41.917 --> 01:38:43.719
- contradictorily...
- Not a word.

01:38:43.785 --> 01:38:46.555
...annoyingly talented person
I've ever met.

01:38:46.622 --> 01:38:51.293
Every time I'm with you,
you make me feel so dumb.

01:38:52.594 --> 01:38:54.363
In the best way possible.

01:38:55.898 --> 01:39:01.270
I'd rather be Mars's garbage
flying back to Earth

01:39:01.370 --> 01:39:04.773
than boring old Walt,

01:39:04.873 --> 01:39:07.042
flipping rocks on Mars alone.

01:39:10.312 --> 01:39:13.148
So you're really gonna give up this
whole Mars adventure thing?

01:39:16.051 --> 01:39:17.753
I'm not giving up anything.

01:39:19.421 --> 01:39:20.589
You're the adventure.

01:39:22.457 --> 01:39:24.559
Ah! Goddammit.

01:39:25.327 --> 01:39:26.327
What?

01:39:31.133 --> 01:39:33.602
You come in here with no plan at all

01:39:33.669 --> 01:39:36.972
just expecting everything
to magically work out

01:39:37.072 --> 01:39:38.140
and then somehow,

01:39:38.240 --> 01:39:40.776
you pull that line out of your ass?

01:39:43.946 --> 01:39:44.946
Yeah.

01:39:46.448 --> 01:39:47.683
You are so annoying.

01:39:47.783 --> 01:40:48.783
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