WEBVTT 00:00:00.855 --> 00:00:24.891 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:35.634 --> 00:00:37.670 (BIRDS CAWING) 00:00:42.474 --> 00:00:44.510 (TAPE PLAYER ROLLING) 00:00:44.543 --> 00:00:46.579 (WOMAN SOBBING) 00:01:17.376 --> 00:01:19.412 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 00:01:37.796 --> 00:01:41.334 Why? We did everything! 00:01:45.904 --> 00:01:47.440 (CRYING) 00:01:56.048 --> 00:01:58.751 (SCREAMING) 00:02:05.958 --> 00:02:07.327 (GRUNTS) 00:02:08.427 --> 00:02:10.029 (HAMMER THUDDING) 00:02:14.833 --> 00:02:17.070 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 00:03:57.970 --> 00:03:59.605 (SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE) 00:04:03.141 --> 00:04:04.877 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:04:04.910 --> 00:04:06.111 DAVE: Okay, so check it out. 00:04:06.144 --> 00:04:08.514 are, like, 00:04:08.547 --> 00:04:10.182 the best movies in the last 30 years. 00:04:10.215 --> 00:04:14.086 Did you see Kevin Costner? He's a fucking merman! 00:04:14.119 --> 00:04:15.988 Did you see the fucking things behind his ears? 00:04:16.021 --> 00:04:17.490 I mean, that's where the gills were. 00:04:17.523 --> 00:04:19.258 You know that, right? He was, like, half fish. 00:04:19.291 --> 00:04:21.494 is '80s. 00:04:21.527 --> 00:04:23.762 Dune. 00:04:23.795 --> 00:04:27.566 And also no Sting in... It's a thong. 00:04:27.599 --> 00:04:28.901 It's like a space thong. 00:04:28.934 --> 00:04:30.970 SHILL: Space thong? You guys talking about Sting? 00:04:31.003 --> 00:04:32.538 You know what Sting does? 00:04:32.571 --> 00:04:34.273 Are you aware of this? I don't know if you know this. 00:04:34.306 --> 00:04:35.208 He delivers albums. 00:04:36.942 --> 00:04:39.078 Where's my fucking record, Grohl? 00:04:39.111 --> 00:04:40.713 It's all up here. 00:04:40.746 --> 00:04:42.715 - SHILL: Oh, is it? - Yeah, it's all up here. 00:04:42.748 --> 00:04:47.887 And in there, and in there, and in there, and in there. 00:04:48.253 --> 00:04:49.922 Not so much here, 00:04:49.955 --> 00:04:51.557 but I got it, man. It's all in here. 00:04:51.590 --> 00:04:54.293 I think, personally, that doesn't amount 00:04:54.326 --> 00:04:56.195 to a bucket of frozen shit. 00:04:56.228 --> 00:04:59.031 I don't know where you get a bucket of frozen shit, 00:04:59.064 --> 00:05:00.566 but that's what it's about! 00:05:00.599 --> 00:05:02.935 When you fucking tell me you got a record, 00:05:02.968 --> 00:05:05.070 all I got is a bucket of frozen shit! 00:05:05.103 --> 00:05:07.206 I'm up to my eyeballs in debt... 00:05:07.239 --> 00:05:08.607 and I gotta pay 00:05:08.640 --> 00:05:11.744 some crazy piece-of-shit motherfuckers 00:05:11.777 --> 00:05:13.746 who I owe so much money to 00:05:13.779 --> 00:05:16.081 and I just found out they may be the ones 00:05:16.114 --> 00:05:20.152 who fucking sliced up that journalist in Turkey. 00:05:20.185 --> 00:05:21.587 I just want to give you 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:22.988 the fucking album that you want, 00:05:23.021 --> 00:05:24.623 so you can pay off those people 00:05:24.656 --> 00:05:27.293 before they turn your nut sack into a fucking coin purse. 00:05:27.326 --> 00:05:29.128 - Relax. - Oh. 00:05:29.161 --> 00:05:31.096 - Did you just say "relax"? - Yeah. 00:05:31.129 --> 00:05:33.198 So here's the thing. 00:05:33.231 --> 00:05:37.570 We were thinking... it's our tenth album, okay? 00:05:37.603 --> 00:05:39.772 We can't do the same old shit. 00:05:39.805 --> 00:05:41.740 We gotta break the fucking mold on this one. 00:05:41.773 --> 00:05:43.943 Yeah, Shill, this record... 00:05:43.976 --> 00:05:46.178 it's gotta fucking blow your fucking dick 00:05:46.211 --> 00:05:47.646 right into your fucking mouth. 00:05:47.679 --> 00:05:49.782 Blow your own dick into your mouth? 00:05:49.815 --> 00:05:52.084 Yeah, right back up into your mouth, man. 00:05:52.117 --> 00:05:54.219 SHILL: Right back up into your mouth? 00:05:54.252 --> 00:05:56.689 Like it's been there before? 00:05:56.722 --> 00:06:00.593 What kind of goal is that? I don't want that album! 00:06:00.626 --> 00:06:02.194 Unless it makes me a lot of money. 00:06:02.227 --> 00:06:05.064 Lot of money? Blow all the dicks you want. 00:06:05.097 --> 00:06:07.099 Look, I can get you a studio, 00:06:07.132 --> 00:06:09.168 anywhere you want in town tomorrow. 00:06:09.201 --> 00:06:10.970 We've used all those studios, okay? 00:06:11.003 --> 00:06:12.905 They all sound exactly the fucking same. 00:06:12.938 --> 00:06:14.673 Okay? Let's think outside the box. 00:06:14.706 --> 00:06:16.342 Let's go somewhere we've never been. 00:06:16.375 --> 00:06:18.110 Let's go to a cool place... Like Zeppelin. 00:06:18.143 --> 00:06:19.912 When Zeppelin went to the castle... 00:06:19.945 --> 00:06:21.947 and there was the devil and the wizards 00:06:21.980 --> 00:06:23.248 and the dragons and shit. 00:06:23.281 --> 00:06:24.883 All right. So, you want me to find you 00:06:24.916 --> 00:06:26.085 some wizards and dragons? 00:06:26.118 --> 00:06:28.854 Yes! That's what we should be doing. 00:06:28.887 --> 00:06:30.856 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:06:34.960 --> 00:06:38.097 You want that? You want that? 00:06:38.130 --> 00:06:41.066 Watch as I make this happen. 00:06:41.099 --> 00:06:44.837 Holy shit. You fuckers are not gonna believe it. 00:06:44.870 --> 00:06:47.373 I got it. You gotta trust me and let me do this. 00:06:47.406 --> 00:06:49.642 - (BEEPING) - (LINE RINGING) 00:06:51.710 --> 00:06:53.912 Chilly Shills. What can I do for you, sunshine? 00:06:53.945 --> 00:06:55.147 Hey, Barb! 00:06:55.180 --> 00:06:58.417 I'm here in my office with the Foo Fighters! 00:06:58.450 --> 00:07:00.419 And they're looking for a place 00:07:00.452 --> 00:07:02.688 to record a new album. 00:07:02.721 --> 00:07:04.023 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 00:07:04.056 --> 00:07:05.224 Oh. 00:07:05.257 --> 00:07:07.259 I do know what you're thinking, 00:07:07.292 --> 00:07:10.929 and I have the perfect place. 00:07:10.962 --> 00:07:14.867 Foo Fighters, oh, I thought this time would never come. 00:07:14.900 --> 00:07:16.135 Listen, I gotta jump. 00:07:16.168 --> 00:07:17.703 But I'll shoot you the address in the A.M. 00:07:17.736 --> 00:07:20.739 This place is to die for. 00:07:20.772 --> 00:07:23.142 Prozem high five, up top. 00:07:23.942 --> 00:07:26.278 Jeremy is fucking smoking! 00:07:26.311 --> 00:07:28.214 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 00:07:51.169 --> 00:07:53.839 Hi, Dave Grohl. I'm Barb Weems. 00:07:53.872 --> 00:07:55.107 - How are you? - Hi, Barb. How are you? 00:07:55.140 --> 00:07:56.275 - I'm such a fan. - Thank you. 00:07:56.308 --> 00:07:57.710 I would love to get a selfie later, 00:07:57.743 --> 00:07:58.777 if that's okay with you. 00:07:58.810 --> 00:08:00.779 - Okay. - Hello, Foos! How are you? 00:08:00.812 --> 00:08:02.781 It's so nice to meet you. Barb Weems. 00:08:02.814 --> 00:08:04.850 So this is the house, and it is incredible. 00:08:04.883 --> 00:08:06.318 I can't wait to show it to you. Come on. 00:08:06.351 --> 00:08:09.221 This place... Okay, I know what you guys are thinking. 00:08:09.254 --> 00:08:10.856 It needs a little sprucey-goosey, 00:08:10.889 --> 00:08:11.924 and I agree. 00:08:11.957 --> 00:08:13.358 But here's the thing, 00:08:13.391 --> 00:08:16.228 this place has some serious rock and roll pedigree. 00:08:16.261 --> 00:08:18.397 I mean, it rolls deep. 00:08:24.069 --> 00:08:26.138 A huge music manager owned this place 00:08:26.171 --> 00:08:27.773 in the '70s and '80s 00:08:27.806 --> 00:08:30.242 and threw some wild parties. 00:08:30.275 --> 00:08:31.977 Come, come. 00:08:32.010 --> 00:08:35.414 How sexy is this stone-finished pool? 00:08:35.447 --> 00:08:38.217 I can already see the girls in their bikinis. 00:08:38.250 --> 00:08:39.351 Ooh, it's gonna be fun. 00:08:39.384 --> 00:08:41.286 Are you gonna invite me to your parties? 00:08:41.319 --> 00:08:44.423 Look at this state-of-the-art kitchen. 00:08:44.456 --> 00:08:46.926 Do we have any chefs in the group? 00:08:47.359 --> 00:08:48.994 I'm pretty handy on the grill. 00:08:49.027 --> 00:08:50.095 - Oh. - Yeah. 00:08:50.128 --> 00:08:51.296 Right, guys? 00:08:51.329 --> 00:08:54.767 Yeah, if you like your meat charred and dry. 00:08:54.800 --> 00:08:56.235 - Am I right? - PAT AND TAYLOR: Mm. 00:08:56.268 --> 00:08:58.403 Take a look at the other room. 00:08:58.436 --> 00:09:00.305 (WHISPERS) Fuck you. 00:09:00.338 --> 00:09:03.008 This is my favorite room in the house. 00:09:03.041 --> 00:09:04.476 These are original Babette Fosters. 00:09:04.509 --> 00:09:05.544 You know, they stopped production 00:09:05.577 --> 00:09:06.812 on those in the '80s. 00:09:06.845 --> 00:09:08.981 I do love a good sconce. 00:09:09.948 --> 00:09:11.116 But I don't know, 00:09:11.149 --> 00:09:12.885 it definitely has a weird energy. 00:09:12.918 --> 00:09:14.353 You guys feel that? 00:09:14.386 --> 00:09:17.322 You guys get this overwhelming sense 00:09:17.355 --> 00:09:20.359 of death and doom? Or is that just me? 00:09:20.392 --> 00:09:21.493 Yeah, like someone's gonna 00:09:21.526 --> 00:09:22.561 jump through the window 00:09:22.594 --> 00:09:24.029 and start stabbing us in the eyes! 00:09:24.062 --> 00:09:25.798 (BOTH YELLING) 00:09:26.064 --> 00:09:27.199 Okay, I'm gonna be really straight 00:09:27.232 --> 00:09:28.867 with you guys. 00:09:28.900 --> 00:09:30.235 There was another band, 00:09:30.268 --> 00:09:31.804 and they lived here in the '90s. 00:09:31.837 --> 00:09:35.040 They thought the sound was incredible. 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:37.843 But they never finished their album. 00:09:37.876 --> 00:09:39.144 (SCREAMS) 00:09:39.177 --> 00:09:41.313 Creative differences. 00:09:41.346 --> 00:09:42.882 I don't know. 00:09:44.149 --> 00:09:46.318 Just doesn't really seem like the right fit. 00:09:46.351 --> 00:09:48.354 - (SCREAMS) - (CLAP ECHOES) 00:09:49.521 --> 00:09:51.357 Whoa. You hear that? 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:56.361 - (SNARLS) - (CLAP ECHOES) 00:09:56.394 --> 00:09:58.096 That's fucking rad. 00:09:58.129 --> 00:09:59.298 - (YELLS) - (CLAP ECHOES) 00:09:59.331 --> 00:10:01.167 Whoa. 00:10:03.501 --> 00:10:04.503 (CLAP ECHOES) 00:10:08.874 --> 00:10:10.242 You hear that? 00:10:10.876 --> 00:10:12.344 (VOICES WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 00:10:15.413 --> 00:10:17.149 (GLASS SHATTERS) 00:10:19.050 --> 00:10:21.887 Okay, so if we put the drums right here, 00:10:21.920 --> 00:10:24.022 facing this way... 00:10:24.055 --> 00:10:26.291 and then we could put the guitar stuff right here. 00:10:26.324 --> 00:10:29.328 And we could do keyboards, like, over there. 00:10:29.361 --> 00:10:32.264 We can put the mixing desk in the bedroom up there. 00:10:33.298 --> 00:10:35.267 Mm. You know. 00:10:36.902 --> 00:10:38.036 We'll take it. 00:10:38.069 --> 00:10:40.505 Oh, well, that is music to my ears, baby. 00:10:40.538 --> 00:10:42.307 I'll go draw up that paperwork right now. 00:10:42.340 --> 00:10:44.944 Yay, I knew you would love it. 00:10:46.244 --> 00:10:48.046 Okay, you guys, check it out. 00:10:48.079 --> 00:10:53.385 The sound of this house is the sound of album 10. 00:10:53.418 --> 00:10:55.487 No songs yet. 00:10:55.520 --> 00:10:58.090 But we got the sound. 00:10:58.990 --> 00:11:00.926 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:11:04.996 --> 00:11:06.899 All right, you guys, you know the drill. 00:11:06.932 --> 00:11:08.233 All gear in the house. 00:11:08.266 --> 00:11:10.168 Amps, living room. 00:11:10.201 --> 00:11:13.105 Snare drum, shitty job, living room. 00:11:13.138 --> 00:11:14.506 Expensive shit, guitars, 00:11:14.539 --> 00:11:16.675 by the amp line in the living room. 00:11:16.708 --> 00:11:18.644 Just fucking hate this shit. 00:11:26.084 --> 00:11:27.019 (DRUM BEAT) 00:11:28.053 --> 00:11:30.923 It's like a quarter of an inch that way. Just... 00:11:30.956 --> 00:11:32.124 Just a little... 00:11:35.160 --> 00:11:36.061 (DRUM BEAT) 00:11:37.262 --> 00:11:40.099 It's like a hair more. Just like a tiny... 00:11:43.068 --> 00:11:44.270 (DRUM BEAT) 00:11:45.070 --> 00:11:47.573 Now it's too far. Gotta bring it back. 00:11:51.276 --> 00:11:53.045 - (DRUM BEAT) - (AIR RESONATES) 00:11:53.078 --> 00:11:55.047 - Did you hear that? - I did. 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:58.017 - Sweet, huh? - Whatever, Dave. 00:12:01.252 --> 00:12:04.690 Who cares about a creepy death vibe... 00:12:04.723 --> 00:12:06.959 drum sounds this good? 00:12:08.026 --> 00:12:10.062 (PLAYING BLUES ROCK RHYTHM) 00:12:22.007 --> 00:12:24.043 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 00:12:26.478 --> 00:12:28.948 All right, here's the deal. 00:12:29.414 --> 00:12:31.283 Shill's a dick, 00:12:31.316 --> 00:12:33.418 - we know this, right? - TAYLOR: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:12:33.451 --> 00:12:35.220 But this is our tenth record, okay? 00:12:35.253 --> 00:12:36.555 It's gotta be good. 00:12:36.588 --> 00:12:38.256 But we gotta make it fast. 00:12:38.289 --> 00:12:42.327 We gotta eat, sleep, and drink this motherfucker. 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:44.463 So I'm thinking... 00:12:45.430 --> 00:12:47.566 we move in to record. 00:12:47.599 --> 00:12:48.633 (ALL GROAN) 00:12:48.666 --> 00:12:51.269 No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. 00:12:51.302 --> 00:12:55.073 Two weeks, tops. Maybe a month. 00:12:55.106 --> 00:12:56.541 A month in this fucking shithole? 00:12:56.574 --> 00:12:58.643 And then we can go on with our normal lives. 00:12:58.676 --> 00:13:00.645 You tell my wife. I'm not telling her. 00:13:00.678 --> 00:13:02.781 I'll tell your wife if you tell my wife. 00:13:02.814 --> 00:13:04.116 I'll tell my own wife, 00:13:04.149 --> 00:13:05.550 but someone's gotta talk to my kids. 00:13:05.583 --> 00:13:07.652 What am I gonna tell my grandma? 00:13:07.685 --> 00:13:12.257 Oh, I can call your grandma. She loves me. 00:13:12.290 --> 00:13:14.292 You remember the Hanukkah party? 00:13:14.325 --> 00:13:16.428 -(OLD WOMAN MOANING) 00:13:16.461 --> 00:13:20.366 Come here, Grandma. Sit down. Mm. 00:13:21.466 --> 00:13:24.569 Come on, baby, just touch it. Yeah! 00:13:24.602 --> 00:13:26.171 Rami's not gonna know. 00:13:26.571 --> 00:13:27.706 Mm! 00:13:28.239 --> 00:13:30.275 bubbe! 00:13:30.308 --> 00:13:32.611 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 00:13:32.644 --> 00:13:35.314 Well, I guess that's settled. 00:13:36.548 --> 00:13:38.150 I got master bedroom. 00:13:38.183 --> 00:13:40.052 - Ooh, I get the guest house. - CHRIS: I get guest bedroom. 00:13:49.761 --> 00:13:51.330 (BLADE SLICING INTERMITTENTLY) 00:14:14.219 --> 00:14:15.487 (SHEARS SNIPPING) 00:14:20.625 --> 00:14:23.628 No. No, no, no. 00:14:23.661 --> 00:14:25.564 Excuse me. 00:14:26.631 --> 00:14:28.400 Excuse me. 00:14:28.433 --> 00:14:30.235 Hello. 00:14:30.568 --> 00:14:32.604 Hi. Excuse me. 00:14:33.605 --> 00:14:37.242 Hey, hey, hey! Yo! Excuse me! 00:14:44.382 --> 00:14:45.751 That's weird. 00:14:47.552 --> 00:14:49.588 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:14:58.863 --> 00:15:00.599 How we looking, man? We all good? 00:15:00.632 --> 00:15:02.234 Yeah, we're all good on our end. 00:15:02.267 --> 00:15:04.336 Just need some juice, and we can start mic-ing up the room. 00:15:05.703 --> 00:15:07.506 God damn it! 00:15:07.539 --> 00:15:09.508 Dude, who wired this house, 00:15:09.541 --> 00:15:11.343 a bunch of fucking mental patients? 00:15:11.376 --> 00:15:13.579 Fuck. Jesus Christ. 00:15:15.947 --> 00:15:17.849 (SCREAMS) 00:15:17.882 --> 00:15:19.785 (GROANING) 00:15:24.822 --> 00:15:27.226 No, no, no! Don't touch him! He's still hot! 00:15:34.532 --> 00:15:36.701 - Oh, what the fuck? - Holy shit! 00:15:36.734 --> 00:15:40.472 Wow. He's totally fried. 00:15:45.910 --> 00:15:48.147 He's fucking dead! 00:15:48.680 --> 00:15:49.881 (SIGHS) Oh. 00:15:49.914 --> 00:15:51.216 Oh, man. 00:15:54.619 --> 00:15:58.390 Krug! Krug! Jägermeister! Krug! 00:15:58.656 --> 00:15:59.525 Krug! 00:16:02.427 --> 00:16:04.329 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 00:16:06.531 --> 00:16:08.433 Guess we should pack up. 00:16:08.466 --> 00:16:10.802 That was a short-lived experiment. 00:16:10.835 --> 00:16:12.871 (BAND MEMBERS MUTTERING) 00:16:16.474 --> 00:16:17.543 You know, it's funny... 00:16:18.276 --> 00:16:19.911 Hold on, guys. One second. Check it out. 00:16:19.944 --> 00:16:22.280 Krug was really into this place. 00:16:22.313 --> 00:16:23.815 You know, the way the drums sounded. 00:16:23.848 --> 00:16:26.585 Dave, seriously, the guy just got turned 00:16:26.618 --> 00:16:27.886 into a fucking bratwurst. 00:16:27.919 --> 00:16:30.322 Exactly why we should stay here 00:16:30.355 --> 00:16:33.458 and make the record. Okay? 00:16:33.491 --> 00:16:35.561 It'll give his life meaning. 00:16:36.894 --> 00:16:38.897 You know? We could dedicate it to Krug. 00:16:40.531 --> 00:16:43.235 I don't know. I don't know. 00:16:43.268 --> 00:16:44.436 I guess we can do 00:16:44.469 --> 00:16:45.837 a couple of drum tracks here in his honor. 00:16:45.870 --> 00:16:48.507 Exactly. That's what I'm talking about right there. 00:16:49.340 --> 00:16:51.977 We have to have some fun with it, you know? 00:16:52.010 --> 00:16:53.512 For Krug! 00:16:56.681 --> 00:16:58.283 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 00:16:58.316 --> 00:17:01.620 People think I look a lot like Willie Nelson. 00:17:01.653 --> 00:17:02.688 (CHUCKLES) 00:17:03.689 --> 00:17:05.524 You know what, you guys? I forgot to tell you. 00:17:05.823 --> 00:17:07.859 Earlier today, before Krug got zapped, 00:17:07.892 --> 00:17:10.895 there was this weird dude in the yard, creeping around. 00:17:10.928 --> 00:17:12.564 What kind of dude? 00:17:13.498 --> 00:17:14.866 Some weird guy 00:17:14.899 --> 00:17:16.668 who was trimming the hedges and stuff. 00:17:16.701 --> 00:17:20.438 The killer gardener of Encino. 00:17:20.471 --> 00:17:21.907 Wouldn't be surprised in this house. 00:17:22.840 --> 00:17:24.476 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, my God. 00:17:24.509 --> 00:17:28.347 What the fuck! Shit! Dude, you all right, David? 00:17:30.315 --> 00:17:31.316 The meat... 00:17:32.850 --> 00:17:34.519 it's Krug. 00:17:35.453 --> 00:17:36.755 (SIZZLING) 00:17:39.657 --> 00:17:40.826 Ugh! 00:17:41.426 --> 00:17:42.894 You know, usually I have a clear idea 00:17:42.927 --> 00:17:44.796 of what we're going to do... 00:17:44.829 --> 00:17:46.931 but ever since we moved into this house, 00:17:46.964 --> 00:17:49.367 my mind is flooded... 00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:51.536 where it's like, sometimes it's like Prince 00:17:51.569 --> 00:17:52.904 and then it's like Slayer. 00:17:52.937 --> 00:17:55.674 Then it's like fucking Lawrence Welk. 00:17:56.574 --> 00:17:57.709 (SHEARS SNIP) 00:17:58.609 --> 00:17:59.611 What is it? 00:18:00.745 --> 00:18:01.613 (SHEARS SNIP) 00:18:01.646 --> 00:18:03.081 You guys hear that? 00:18:03.114 --> 00:18:04.582 Probably some raccoon, 00:18:04.615 --> 00:18:06.451 'cause I heard them eating the trash last night. 00:18:06.484 --> 00:18:08.820 Probably that creeper dude! 00:18:08.853 --> 00:18:10.689 He better not be filming this! 00:18:11.756 --> 00:18:13.692 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:18:21.899 --> 00:18:23.802 (SHEARS SNIPPING) 00:18:34.846 --> 00:18:36.415 (BIRDS CAW) 00:18:45.123 --> 00:18:46.892 (FAINT RUSTLING) 00:18:54.499 --> 00:18:55.767 - Hey, neighbor! - Argh! 00:18:55.800 --> 00:18:57.502 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 00:18:57.535 --> 00:18:59.137 DAVE: God! 00:18:59.170 --> 00:19:00.638 You should have seen your face! 00:19:00.671 --> 00:19:03.007 - (SIGHS IN RELIEF) - Or should I say "feces"? 00:19:03.040 --> 00:19:03.975 I mean, you looked like 00:19:04.008 --> 00:19:05.610 - you crapped your pants. - Yep. 00:19:05.643 --> 00:19:07.112 I'm Samantha. I live right next door. 00:19:07.145 --> 00:19:09.748 I just wanted to introduce myself... 00:19:09.781 --> 00:19:11.516 in case you boys needed anything. 00:19:11.549 --> 00:19:14.453 A cup of sugar. Back-up singer. (CHUCKLES) 00:19:15.486 --> 00:19:20.558 I got another confession to make 00:19:20.591 --> 00:19:23.595 (GRUNTS) 00:19:23.628 --> 00:19:27.132 Were you born to resist 00:19:27.165 --> 00:19:30.369 Or be abused? 00:19:31.702 --> 00:19:33.104 Is someone getting the best 00:19:33.137 --> 00:19:39.611 The best, the best The best of you? 00:19:42.447 --> 00:19:44.149 (CLAPPING) 00:19:44.182 --> 00:19:46.151 Oh. Thank you. 00:19:46.184 --> 00:19:47.485 We'll let you know about that one. 00:19:47.518 --> 00:19:49.788 Okay. I'm around. 00:19:49.821 --> 00:19:51.823 Let me apologize in advance 00:19:51.856 --> 00:19:54.025 for all the rock we're about to make. 00:19:54.058 --> 00:19:55.927 Oh, I can't hear anything 00:19:55.960 --> 00:19:57.729 over my Portuguese singing bowls. 00:19:57.762 --> 00:20:02.066 Ooh, those vibrations elevate the frequency of the psyche. 00:20:02.099 --> 00:20:03.435 Play your cards right, 00:20:03.468 --> 00:20:05.937 maybe you will get a sound bath later. 00:20:05.970 --> 00:20:10.175 Okay, Rami-o. Let's keep it moving. 00:20:11.509 --> 00:20:14.479 Namaste. 00:20:14.512 --> 00:20:16.047 Hey, is there some sort of gardener dude 00:20:16.080 --> 00:20:17.749 that takes care of the property... 00:20:17.782 --> 00:20:19.484 trimming hedges and stuff? 00:20:19.517 --> 00:20:22.220 No, Dave. Nobody lives here. 00:20:22.253 --> 00:20:24.990 This house has been empty for years. 00:20:32.830 --> 00:20:34.165 DAVE: Okay, check it out. 00:20:34.198 --> 00:20:36.501 I got a couple new riff ideas I've been working on. 00:20:36.534 --> 00:20:37.802 I'm gonna lay them on you. 00:20:37.835 --> 00:20:40.572 Riff number one. Sounds like this. 00:20:40.872 --> 00:20:42.908 (ALL MY LIFE) 00:20:48.012 --> 00:20:51.049 All My Life? 00:20:53.017 --> 00:20:54.119 Shit. 00:20:55.286 --> 00:20:57.722 Okay, no, no, no. Hold on. I got one more. 00:20:58.189 --> 00:21:00.058 (EVERLONG) 00:21:03.261 --> 00:21:06.731 Dude, wait, wait, wait. That's a great fucking song. 00:21:06.764 --> 00:21:07.799 Everlong, 00:21:07.832 --> 00:21:09.534 and you wrote it about 20 years ago. 00:21:10.868 --> 00:21:11.903 (SIGHS) 00:21:11.936 --> 00:21:14.172 What? The well's run dry. 00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:16.241 (EXHALES) 00:21:16.274 --> 00:21:18.176 I've written all my songs already. 00:21:18.209 --> 00:21:22.247 Ugh. All I have are these random snippets 00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:25.083 of fossilized MTV bullshit in my head. 00:21:25.116 --> 00:21:28.520 Dude, dude. Look here. 00:21:29.287 --> 00:21:31.990 Have you ever tried meditating? 00:21:34.926 --> 00:21:36.895 (RAMI HUMMING EERIE TUNE) 00:21:37.595 --> 00:21:40.565 Fuck meditating in the ass, Rami! 00:21:40.598 --> 00:21:43.101 All right, I'm gonna step out for a minute, guys. 00:21:43.134 --> 00:21:45.670 Why don't we give Dave a little space here? 00:21:45.703 --> 00:21:46.738 (DAVE SIGHS) 00:21:57.615 --> 00:21:59.083 (SIGHS) 00:21:59.116 --> 00:22:01.152 Something will come. 00:22:01.919 --> 00:22:03.955 (DRUMMING HARD ROCK BEAT) 00:22:18.736 --> 00:22:20.906 (STRUMMING OFFKEY TUNE) 00:22:22.173 --> 00:22:25.310 Ugh! Son of a fucking bitch! 00:22:28.045 --> 00:22:30.081 (PLAYING TUNE ON PIANO) 00:22:42.159 --> 00:22:47.832 I've been alone with you inside my mind 00:22:49.300 --> 00:22:50.902 In my dreams 00:22:50.935 --> 00:22:55.840 I've kissed your lips a thousand times 00:22:56.307 --> 00:23:02.047 I sometimes see you pass outside my door 00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:04.315 Hello... 00:23:04.348 --> 00:23:06.818 - Ahhh! - Hello, Dave. 00:23:06.851 --> 00:23:08.019 Lionel! 00:23:08.052 --> 00:23:10.054 We all have writer's block, you know? 00:23:10.087 --> 00:23:11.289 - Mm-hmm. - (INHALES) 00:23:12.423 --> 00:23:15.059 But that's my fucking song. 00:23:15.092 --> 00:23:16.628 - That's my fucking song! - Mm-hmm. 00:23:16.661 --> 00:23:18.263 You understand what I'm saying? 00:23:18.963 --> 00:23:22.400 I like that song. No, no, no. I love that song! 00:23:22.433 --> 00:23:23.635 That's one of my favorite songs. 00:23:23.668 --> 00:23:25.269 - I love singing that song. - Mm-hmm. 00:23:25.302 --> 00:23:27.372 LIONEL: Love that song! 00:23:29.306 --> 00:23:30.809 Get your own song! 00:23:31.308 --> 00:23:32.677 Nerd. 00:23:44.155 --> 00:23:46.191 (DOOR CREAKS) 00:23:49.360 --> 00:23:51.396 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 00:23:52.963 --> 00:23:56.835 Ugh. Taylor, sleep in your own bed. 00:23:58.969 --> 00:24:00.171 Taylor? 00:24:05.376 --> 00:24:06.878 You... 00:24:07.445 --> 00:24:08.947 are not... 00:24:10.114 --> 00:24:11.315 the first! 00:24:11.348 --> 00:24:13.852 Krug! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 00:24:15.352 --> 00:24:17.221 They are watching! 00:24:17.254 --> 00:24:19.123 (SCREAMING) 00:24:19.156 --> 00:24:20.859 No, Krug! 00:24:25.329 --> 00:24:27.899 (EXHALES AND SIGHS) 00:24:33.437 --> 00:24:35.006 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:24:43.814 --> 00:24:45.349 What the fuck! 00:24:45.382 --> 00:24:48.853 - (UNEARTHLY WAILING) - (DAVE WHIMPERING) 00:24:49.386 --> 00:24:52.790 - (GHOSTS WAILING) - What the fuck! 00:24:52.823 --> 00:24:54.826 Oh, my God! 00:24:54.859 --> 00:24:56.227 (WOMAN SOBBING) 00:24:56.260 --> 00:24:58.830 - (DAVE SCREAMING) - (GHOSTS CONTINUE WAILING) 00:25:03.534 --> 00:25:04.969 (BEASTLY SNARLING) 00:25:07.972 --> 00:25:09.274 (WHIMPERING) 00:25:11.842 --> 00:25:14.378 (SCREAMING) 00:25:14.411 --> 00:25:16.715 (CREATURES ROARING) 00:25:21.886 --> 00:25:23.288 (SCREAMS) 00:25:25.222 --> 00:25:26.424 (EXHALES) 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:31.496 Fuck this. I'm starving. 00:25:37.334 --> 00:25:38.369 DELIVERY GUY: Yeah, I got, like, 00:25:38.402 --> 00:25:40.338 three or four chicken parms here? 00:25:41.172 --> 00:25:43.041 (GATE RATTLING) 00:25:46.076 --> 00:25:48.113 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:26:05.329 --> 00:26:07.232 (DOOR CREAKING) 00:26:14.338 --> 00:26:18.209 Whoa. You're Dave Grohl! What? 00:26:18.242 --> 00:26:19.344 (LAUGHS) 00:26:21.045 --> 00:26:23.915 Yeah, I get that all the time. 00:26:23.948 --> 00:26:26.384 Uh, right. Yeah. I heard about this. 00:26:26.417 --> 00:26:28.019 You're, like, incognito, right? 00:26:28.052 --> 00:26:30.955 No, see, I'm not Dave Grohl. 00:26:30.988 --> 00:26:33.457 Dave Grohl can actually write music. 00:26:33.490 --> 00:26:36.294 Don't. I'm seriously a huge fan. 00:26:36.327 --> 00:26:39.130 You're, like, my second favorite band after Coldplay. 00:26:44.168 --> 00:26:46.838 You know, I asked for extra ranch. 00:26:47.137 --> 00:26:49.340 Oh, yeah, and I'll go run back, 00:26:49.373 --> 00:26:50.541 get some for you. 00:26:50.574 --> 00:26:52.977 Yeah, 'cause it'll only take a few minutes. 00:26:53.010 --> 00:26:54.846 You know, I'm in a band, yeah. 00:26:54.879 --> 00:26:57.014 But, yeah, I'll run back and get some ranch 00:26:57.047 --> 00:27:00.151 and drop it off with my demo, if that's cool. 00:27:00.184 --> 00:27:02.921 (WHISPERING) I'll just use the marinara. 00:27:04.588 --> 00:27:05.890 Hey, what's up? 00:27:05.923 --> 00:27:08.125 This is Bob from playthisriff.com 00:27:08.158 --> 00:27:10.194 and you've come here today 00:27:10.227 --> 00:27:12.463 because you have song-writing constipation. 00:27:12.496 --> 00:27:15.433 So, when I have song-writing constipation 00:27:15.466 --> 00:27:18.502 and I want a violent, greasy dose of the hits, 00:27:18.535 --> 00:27:20.304 I turn to classic riff structure, 00:27:20.337 --> 00:27:21.539 like this. Check it out. 00:27:21.572 --> 00:27:23.641 -(STRUMS RIFF) 00:27:23.674 --> 00:27:24.942 Part B. 00:27:24.975 --> 00:27:26.477 (STRUMS RIFF) 00:27:26.510 --> 00:27:28.512 -(STRUMS RIFF) 00:27:28.545 --> 00:27:29.914 Part C. 00:27:29.947 --> 00:27:32.083 - (STRUMS RIFF) - (WATER DRIPPING) 00:27:36.186 --> 00:27:39.323 Am I the only one who cares about the drought around here? 00:27:39.356 --> 00:27:41.960 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (WATER CONTINUES DRIPPING) 00:28:03.447 --> 00:28:04.449 (GASPS) 00:28:12.156 --> 00:28:14.191 (WATER CONTINUES DRIPPING) 00:28:14.224 --> 00:28:16.261 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) 00:28:56.066 --> 00:28:58.102 (COYOTE CALLING IN DISTANCE) 00:29:04.575 --> 00:29:06.110 (DISTANT DRIPPING) 00:29:34.638 --> 00:29:36.274 (DOOR CREAKS) 00:29:38.208 --> 00:29:39.577 (DRIPPING CONTINUES) 00:30:07.137 --> 00:30:09.173 (SPLUTTERS) 00:30:14.511 --> 00:30:16.414 (DRIPPING CONTINUES) 00:30:44.108 --> 00:30:46.577 DAVE: (WHISPERS) Oh, fuck. 00:30:48.645 --> 00:30:50.415 (DRIPPING CONTINUES) 00:30:51.115 --> 00:30:53.584 Who kills a fucking raccoon? 00:30:56.854 --> 00:30:58.456 Ugh. 00:30:58.489 --> 00:30:59.557 (DRIPPING) 00:31:09.399 --> 00:31:11.436 He's real. 00:31:17.875 --> 00:31:19.310 Dave... 00:31:20.344 --> 00:31:22.380 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:31:54.611 --> 00:31:55.646 Whoa. 00:32:22.272 --> 00:32:23.307 (BLOWS) 00:32:26.410 --> 00:32:28.412 "Dream Widow." No way. 00:32:28.979 --> 00:32:30.181 (CHUCKLES) 00:32:50.667 --> 00:32:52.270 (DISTORTED GUITAR RIFF PLAYING) 00:32:59.476 --> 00:33:01.512 (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:33:09.753 --> 00:33:11.923 This stuff's incredible. 00:33:16.893 --> 00:33:18.296 Fuck, yeah. 00:33:24.301 --> 00:33:26.604 (HIGH TEMPO HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:33:46.890 --> 00:33:51.395 It's the sound. It's this fucking sound. 00:33:51.428 --> 00:33:54.632 (LAUGHING) Yes! Fuck, yes! 00:33:55.065 --> 00:33:56.834 Fuck! 00:33:56.867 --> 00:33:58.636 It's fucking incredible! 00:33:58.669 --> 00:33:59.870 (MUSIC STOPS) 00:34:05.008 --> 00:34:08.545 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Don't stop. 00:34:08.578 --> 00:34:10.448 There's gotta be more. 00:34:11.415 --> 00:34:14.986 Fuck, there's gotta be more. Please, God. 00:34:16.420 --> 00:34:18.789 Please, please, please. 00:34:19.790 --> 00:34:20.858 (MUTTERS) 00:34:21.692 --> 00:34:22.960 Fuck! 00:34:23.427 --> 00:34:27.632 No. Shit! God damn it! 00:34:28.098 --> 00:34:30.835 God, it was perfect! 00:34:32.102 --> 00:34:33.337 (CLICKS) 00:34:33.370 --> 00:34:34.739 (TAPE PLAYER WHINES) 00:34:35.339 --> 00:34:37.541 (HIGH TEMPO HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:34:39.443 --> 00:34:42.613 (DISTORTED DEMONIC VOICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 00:34:55.492 --> 00:34:57.428 (DEMONIC VOICE CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 00:34:58.729 --> 00:35:00.765 (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING INTERMITTENTLY) 00:35:03.467 --> 00:35:04.835 (GROANING) 00:35:09.906 --> 00:35:11.876 Finish it and it begins. 00:35:15.445 --> 00:35:17.581 Finish it. End it. 00:35:20.450 --> 00:35:22.986 Finish it and it begins. 00:35:23.019 --> 00:35:24.355 (DEMONIC VOICE STOPS) 00:35:24.388 --> 00:35:26.390 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 00:35:26.423 --> 00:35:27.425 (SIGHS) 00:35:30.427 --> 00:35:32.029 Fuck. 00:35:32.929 --> 00:35:34.365 Finish it. 00:35:34.398 --> 00:35:35.099 (SCREAMS) 00:35:36.166 --> 00:35:37.902 (CREATURES HISSING) 00:35:40.470 --> 00:35:41.772 (VOICES WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 00:35:41.805 --> 00:35:43.374 (DAVE COUGHING) 00:36:05.095 --> 00:36:06.831 (GASPS LOUDLY AND SIGHS) 00:36:07.063 --> 00:36:08.366 What are you doing? 00:36:08.832 --> 00:36:11.035 There's a dead raccoon in there. 00:36:12.936 --> 00:36:14.138 (PACKET CRINKLES) 00:36:14.838 --> 00:36:16.040 (SIGHS) 00:36:19.009 --> 00:36:20.778 Dick. 00:36:20.811 --> 00:36:22.880 - (PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC) - (AIR RESONATING) 00:36:35.692 --> 00:36:37.728 (STRUMMING HIGH NOTES) 00:37:18.635 --> 00:37:21.739 - (SLAMS NOTE) - (AIR RESONATES) 00:37:23.640 --> 00:37:27.044 - Wow. - Awesome, man. 00:37:27.077 --> 00:37:28.779 (BAND MEMBERS WHOOP) 00:37:28.812 --> 00:37:31.782 Fuck. It's like you were musically constipated 00:37:31.815 --> 00:37:32.850 and now you just took 00:37:32.883 --> 00:37:34.718 the biggest musical shit on us. 00:37:34.751 --> 00:37:36.620 - Fucking awesome! - I know, right? 00:37:36.653 --> 00:37:37.688 I'm still working on it. 00:37:37.721 --> 00:37:38.989 It's like a hundred ideas in my head 00:37:39.022 --> 00:37:40.791 just fighting to get out. 00:37:40.824 --> 00:37:43.894 Could be a double, maybe a triple album. 00:37:43.927 --> 00:37:45.896 - I don't know. - Let's get to work. 00:37:45.929 --> 00:37:46.997 Fuck you, Nate. 00:37:47.030 --> 00:37:48.766 Don't tell me what to do, asshole. 00:37:49.099 --> 00:37:50.634 Told you it would come, man. 00:37:54.671 --> 00:37:56.106 Yeah, you did, didn't you? 00:37:57.941 --> 00:38:00.177 (GUITAR STRING PLUCKING) 00:38:03.680 --> 00:38:05.215 What key is this in? 00:38:05.248 --> 00:38:07.518 - (SLAMS NOTE) - (AIR RESONATES) 00:38:08.184 --> 00:38:09.186 (NOTE STOPS RINGING) 00:38:09.219 --> 00:38:11.288 L sharp. 00:38:11.321 --> 00:38:13.557 You found a new musical note? 00:38:13.590 --> 00:38:15.259 Hell motherfucking yes, I did. 00:38:15.292 --> 00:38:17.995 Came to me last night. Just dropped in my head. 00:38:18.028 --> 00:38:19.730 Like, boom! 00:38:20.697 --> 00:38:22.199 You're welcome, music. 00:38:22.232 --> 00:38:25.269 So, the L sharp, that's basically an E flat, 00:38:25.302 --> 00:38:27.104 only like an octave up? 00:38:27.137 --> 00:38:30.908 It's not an E, it's an L. 00:38:31.174 --> 00:38:33.611 - (PLUCKS NOTE) - (AIR RESONATES) 00:38:35.779 --> 00:38:37.080 If you guys could just, like, 00:38:37.113 --> 00:38:38.982 open up your hearts and minds, 00:38:39.015 --> 00:38:40.918 you know, maybe you'd be able to hear it. 00:38:40.951 --> 00:38:42.953 So, what happened to... 00:38:42.986 --> 00:38:45.856 H, I, J, K? 00:38:45.889 --> 00:38:51.061 G, H I don't give a fuck! 00:38:51.094 --> 00:38:53.864 It's L sharp, okay, you guys? 00:38:53.897 --> 00:38:55.766 That's the root note of the song. 00:38:56.166 --> 00:38:58.302 (PLUCKING NOTES) 00:38:58.335 --> 00:39:01.138 Yes, yes, you're getting warmer. Yes. 00:39:01.738 --> 00:39:04.675 Pat, you're cold, like North Pole, Antarctica. 00:39:04.708 --> 00:39:05.876 Not even close. 00:39:05.909 --> 00:39:08.712 I think I'm feeling something. 00:39:12.082 --> 00:39:14.618 - (KNOCK AT DOOR) - Oh, God. Who the fuck! 00:39:17.187 --> 00:39:19.323 SAMANTHA: Hello? 00:39:19.356 --> 00:39:21.992 Oh. Any hungry rock stars in there? 00:39:22.025 --> 00:39:23.894 Brought some num-nummy treats. 00:39:23.927 --> 00:39:27.097 Oh, God, I detest that woman. Ugh! 00:39:30.934 --> 00:39:33.170 - Lemon bar? - Go away! 00:39:33.203 --> 00:39:36.206 Dude, lighten up. She's hot. 00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:39.009 - Hello, beautiful. What's up? - (LAUGHING) Hey. 00:39:39.042 --> 00:39:43.113 Some fresh-baked lemon bars for my favorite band. 00:39:43.146 --> 00:39:44.314 It's my grandma's recipe, 00:39:44.347 --> 00:39:46.216 but I added my own little twist to it. 00:39:46.249 --> 00:39:48.285 - Ooh, is that cocaine? - Mm-hmm. 00:39:48.318 --> 00:39:49.886 Mm-hmm. Not a good time right now 00:39:49.919 --> 00:39:52.156 'cause we're working on music, okay? 00:39:53.390 --> 00:39:57.194 How you feeling? Everything okay? 00:39:57.227 --> 00:39:59.296 Never better. 00:40:02.799 --> 00:40:03.834 (WHISPERS) I'll get rid of her. 00:40:03.867 --> 00:40:05.636 Get her the fuck out of here! 00:40:05.669 --> 00:40:09.072 Hey. Sorry, he gets really intense 00:40:09.105 --> 00:40:10.173 when we're recording. 00:40:10.206 --> 00:40:11.942 I need to talk to you, alone. 00:40:11.975 --> 00:40:13.877 Ooh, I'd like to get you alone, too. 00:40:13.910 --> 00:40:17.715 No, it's about this house. There's something evil. 00:40:18.148 --> 00:40:19.183 (SAMANTHA GASPS SOFTLY) 00:40:20.083 --> 00:40:23.253 I should go. Dave seems stressed. 00:40:24.254 --> 00:40:27.024 RAMI: Hey, how about that sound bath later? 00:40:29.359 --> 00:40:33.230 - What the fuck, cock-blocker! - Fuck you, Rami! 00:40:38.268 --> 00:40:40.304 (PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC) 00:40:54.284 --> 00:40:57.688 Wait, wait, wait! Hold on, hold on, hold on. 00:40:57.721 --> 00:40:59.189 Uh... 00:40:59.222 --> 00:41:03.427 Taylor, take it from the boom- bah-boom-bah-boom-bah part. 00:41:03.460 --> 00:41:04.961 There's like eight thousand boom-bahs. 00:41:04.994 --> 00:41:06.396 - Which one do you mean? - You know which one. 00:41:06.429 --> 00:41:08.065 You know we're coming in at, like, 00:41:08.098 --> 00:41:09.366 23 minutes and counting, right? 00:41:09.399 --> 00:41:13.370 So what? So maybe we have a song that has no end. 00:41:13.403 --> 00:41:16.039 So, we're not close. 00:41:16.072 --> 00:41:17.340 I mean, to me it just feels like 00:41:17.373 --> 00:41:20.077 there's something missing, you know? 00:41:20.110 --> 00:41:21.878 Uh, you know, guys, let's just run through 00:41:21.911 --> 00:41:23.013 what we've got. 00:41:23.046 --> 00:41:24.381 I'm sure you'll get it. 00:41:24.414 --> 00:41:27.818 Thanks, Chris. You fucking asshole! 00:41:29.018 --> 00:41:30.120 Go! 00:41:31.921 --> 00:41:33.490 One, two, three, four. 00:41:33.523 --> 00:41:35.759 (PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC) 00:41:45.468 --> 00:41:47.705 (DAVE HUMMING EERIE TUNE) 00:42:11.528 --> 00:42:13.230 - DAVE: Nate! - What? 00:42:13.263 --> 00:42:16.133 I got an idea, okay? Downstairs, now. Let's go. 00:42:16.166 --> 00:42:17.267 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:42:17.300 --> 00:42:18.335 DAVE: Peter. 00:42:18.368 --> 00:42:19.402 Yo, what up, D? 00:42:19.435 --> 00:42:21.305 I got an idea. Come downstairs. 00:42:23.173 --> 00:42:24.775 (WOMAN MOANING ON LAPTOP) 00:42:25.475 --> 00:42:27.511 (RAMI BREATHES DEEPLY) 00:42:32.549 --> 00:42:35.819 - Are those mine? - Oh, yeah. I borrowed them. 00:42:37.554 --> 00:42:40.424 - Have you seen Pat? - No idea. 00:42:41.958 --> 00:42:43.327 Hey, Pat! 00:42:44.227 --> 00:42:46.797 PAT: (SLEEPILY) In here. 00:42:51.301 --> 00:42:52.302 (GASPS) 00:42:52.335 --> 00:42:54.204 What are you doing in here? 00:42:56.406 --> 00:42:58.975 Well, this is the most comfortable place 00:42:59.008 --> 00:43:00.443 I could find. 00:43:00.476 --> 00:43:01.912 And there's snacks. 00:43:02.212 --> 00:43:03.280 Oh. 00:43:09.419 --> 00:43:12.389 - Voila! - You made this? 00:43:12.422 --> 00:43:14.024 Yeah. It's like the only thing 00:43:14.057 --> 00:43:15.926 that'll get this song out of my head, you know? 00:43:15.959 --> 00:43:19.229 - And that's the song? - Exactly. 00:43:19.262 --> 00:43:22.332 So, each one of these little nails 00:43:22.365 --> 00:43:23.567 is one of us. 00:43:23.600 --> 00:43:28.205 The yarn represents the vibrations of sound 00:43:28.238 --> 00:43:29.606 that our music makes, 00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:32.509 connecting all of us in an unending form. 00:43:32.542 --> 00:43:34.411 It's like the universe... 00:43:34.444 --> 00:43:36.479 You know, there's no beginnings, no end. 00:43:36.512 --> 00:43:37.581 (LAUGHS AND SNORTS) 00:43:37.614 --> 00:43:38.882 Great, Dave. 00:43:38.915 --> 00:43:40.317 Can we pick this up in the morning? 00:43:40.350 --> 00:43:42.319 Well, I kind of had these new ideas, and I was hoping... 00:43:42.352 --> 00:43:44.454 maybe we could put them down tonight so I don't forget them. 00:43:44.487 --> 00:43:48.358 No, man, I gotta go to sleep. I'm tired. 00:43:51.027 --> 00:43:52.196 What did you just say? 00:43:52.562 --> 00:43:56.499 Come on, I don't even have a bedroom. 00:43:56.532 --> 00:44:00.470 I never get any sleep. Let's just do this tomorrow. 00:44:00.503 --> 00:44:03.373 Before that. Small word. 00:44:03.406 --> 00:44:06.042 Begins with an N, ends with an O. 00:44:06.075 --> 00:44:07.444 Nothing in between. 00:44:12.048 --> 00:44:15.385 No. I said no. 00:44:15.418 --> 00:44:17.254 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:44:18.922 --> 00:44:20.457 No? 00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:27.264 Did you just say no... to Dave Grohl? 00:44:35.338 --> 00:44:37.974 I'm a fucking rock star! Okay? 00:44:38.007 --> 00:44:40.210 I get whatever I want, whenever I want! 00:44:40.243 --> 00:44:43.313 The best parking wherever I go for eternity! 00:44:43.346 --> 00:44:45.081 Them's the rules! 00:44:45.114 --> 00:44:46.216 (INHUMAN SNARL) 00:44:48.384 --> 00:44:49.252 Come on, come on. 00:44:50.353 --> 00:44:53.223 Talk to Jimmy Page if you don't like it. 00:44:53.256 --> 00:44:55.492 Dude, what the fuck? 00:44:55.525 --> 00:44:59.996 I'll do it if you stop being such a fucking dick! 00:45:00.029 --> 00:45:02.266 Thank you. Can we just do this, please? 00:45:05.101 --> 00:45:07.671 - One, two, three... - No, no, hey, hey! 00:45:08.438 --> 00:45:10.173 Is there any way you could count it like: 00:45:10.206 --> 00:45:12.208 five, six, seven, eight! 00:45:12.241 --> 00:45:16.647 Like a fucking dancer counting in a dance? 00:45:19.382 --> 00:45:21.351 That's fine. Cool. 00:45:21.384 --> 00:45:23.387 Five, six, seven, eight! 00:45:23.720 --> 00:45:27.257 PAT: Dude has gone fucking crazy! 00:45:27.290 --> 00:45:29.326 Like, ass-flapping, dick-slapping, 00:45:29.359 --> 00:45:31.128 crazy. 00:45:31.594 --> 00:45:35.165 Listen. Come on, guys, let's just buckle down, 00:45:35.198 --> 00:45:36.499 give him what he wants, 00:45:36.532 --> 00:45:38.335 and we can get the fuck out of here. 00:45:38.368 --> 00:45:40.370 - Yeah, but what does he want? - DAVE: Hey, guys! 00:45:40.403 --> 00:45:42.138 (IN PIG LATIN) Ixnay on the Aveday. 00:45:42.171 --> 00:45:43.473 - (IN ENGLISH) What's up, guys? - Hey. 00:45:43.506 --> 00:45:46.643 - What's happening? - What's up? 00:45:46.676 --> 00:45:51.081 I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. 00:45:52.081 --> 00:45:54.384 I'm sorry for being such a giant, red, 00:45:54.417 --> 00:45:57.721 puckered orangutan's asshole last night. 00:45:57.754 --> 00:46:00.657 This album means the world to me, okay? 00:46:00.690 --> 00:46:03.493 And I think I just let it take over, 00:46:03.526 --> 00:46:05.729 and I treated you like shit... 00:46:05.762 --> 00:46:07.731 and I'm really sorry. 00:46:09.165 --> 00:46:11.601 Which one of you gave Dave a hummer? 00:46:11.634 --> 00:46:15.205 - Rami. - Rami. 00:46:16.139 --> 00:46:18.375 Listen, we're so close, okay? 00:46:18.408 --> 00:46:21.344 If we could just finish this song tonight, 00:46:21.377 --> 00:46:22.479 we'll be out by Sunday. 00:46:22.512 --> 00:46:24.414 Promise. 00:46:24.447 --> 00:46:26.616 Stick with me. We can do this. 00:46:28.317 --> 00:46:29.753 (SIGHS) The song is pretty epic, dude. 00:46:29.786 --> 00:46:32.222 Right? I do think it should have an ending, by the way. 00:46:32.255 --> 00:46:34.557 - Thank God. - Okay. 00:46:34.590 --> 00:46:37.761 So I have this idea, right? 00:46:37.794 --> 00:46:39.729 It starts with Nate. 00:46:39.762 --> 00:46:43.566 The root, the foundation, the bass. 00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:44.768 Nate goes... 00:46:44.801 --> 00:46:47.037 (IMITATING BASE RIFF) 00:46:50.673 --> 00:46:52.175 Chris, Rami, you come in like warships, 00:46:52.208 --> 00:46:53.309 banging off each other. 00:46:53.342 --> 00:46:54.411 (CONTINUES IMITATING BASS RIFF) 00:46:54.444 --> 00:46:56.480 (IMITATES DRUM BEATS) 00:46:58.214 --> 00:46:59.282 Then, Rami, you're all... 00:46:59.315 --> 00:47:01.351 (BLUBBERING) 00:47:04.520 --> 00:47:07.524 Pat, Taylor, you come in like riders of the Apocalypse. 00:47:07.557 --> 00:47:08.691 (IMITATES DRUMBEATING AND GUITAR STRUMMING) 00:47:08.724 --> 00:47:10.260 - Whack! - Whoa! 00:47:10.293 --> 00:47:11.561 - Whack! - (GRUNTS) 00:47:11.594 --> 00:47:12.629 - Whack! - Yeah! 00:47:12.662 --> 00:47:14.698 (IMITATING HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:47:15.631 --> 00:47:17.701 (YELLING AND GRUNTING INDISTINCTLY) 00:47:19.569 --> 00:47:21.605 (IMITATING GUITAR HIGH NOTES) 00:47:23.106 --> 00:47:24.774 (IMITATING BASS RIFFS) 00:47:24.807 --> 00:47:26.376 Bam! 00:47:26.409 --> 00:47:29.746 Like that! You know what I'm saying? 00:47:29.779 --> 00:47:32.382 - We got this. Right? - (BAND MEMBERS MURMURING) 00:47:32.415 --> 00:47:34.718 - TAYLOR: Yeah, we can do this. - Pearl Jam high five. 00:47:35.251 --> 00:47:38.088 Pearl Jam high five. 00:47:38.121 --> 00:47:39.722 Break! We're still alive. 00:47:39.755 --> 00:47:41.358 - Come on, let's go! - (PAT WHOOPS) 00:47:48.264 --> 00:47:50.300 (AMPLIFIER WHINING) 00:48:05.648 --> 00:48:07.684 (PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC) 00:48:26.235 --> 00:48:28.371 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 00:48:28.404 --> 00:48:30.507 (PLAYING HIGH TEMPO HEAVY METAL MUSIC) 00:49:44.614 --> 00:49:46.650 (PLAYING MELLOW TUNE) 00:50:06.435 --> 00:50:08.304 You sure you want us to leave? 00:50:08.337 --> 00:50:09.772 I think we're all good. 00:50:09.805 --> 00:50:12.375 All right. Well, if you track anything this weekend, 00:50:12.408 --> 00:50:15.712 just pop it onto a drive, and we'll mix it on Monday. 00:50:16.646 --> 00:50:18.448 Let's get out of here. 00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:33.230 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES) 00:50:54.717 --> 00:50:57.287 How's it going, bro? How's it sounding? 00:50:58.321 --> 00:51:00.456 It's good. I'm just cleaning up some tracks. 00:51:00.489 --> 00:51:02.525 Cool, man. I haven't seen you eat anything all day. 00:51:02.558 --> 00:51:03.593 Are you hungry? 00:51:03.626 --> 00:51:05.762 How about some grill action, dude? 00:51:07.530 --> 00:51:10.700 No. I ordered a shit-ton of steaks earlier. 00:51:10.733 --> 00:51:12.035 The guy should be here any minute. 00:51:12.068 --> 00:51:14.704 Cool, man. I'll let you know when he's here. 00:51:26.115 --> 00:51:28.351 (GATE RATTLING OPEN) 00:51:34.924 --> 00:51:36.693 All right. 00:51:42.598 --> 00:51:45.435 "Oh, Dave, I forgot you were staying here! 00:51:45.468 --> 00:51:48.738 "Oh, well, here's your food and, uh... 00:51:48.771 --> 00:51:51.608 "Yeah, I brought you that CD I was talking about." 00:51:52.508 --> 00:51:53.810 Oh, he's not gonna buy that. 00:51:54.944 --> 00:51:57.747 Come on! (EXHALES) 00:51:57.780 --> 00:51:59.482 You are a worthy and talented musician. 00:51:59.515 --> 00:52:03.353 I'm a worthy and talented musician! 00:52:03.386 --> 00:52:04.421 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:12.662 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 00:52:25.875 --> 00:52:27.477 "Hey, Dave. Brought you 00:52:27.510 --> 00:52:29.679 a bunch of extra ranch this time, man. 00:52:29.712 --> 00:52:33.583 "Oh, this? It's my demo that I told you about. Yeah." 00:52:33.849 --> 00:52:34.884 (EXHALES) 00:52:35.151 --> 00:52:36.386 (VOICE HISSES) 00:52:39.822 --> 00:52:41.358 Dave? 00:52:47.730 --> 00:52:50.734 Hello? Dave? 00:52:53.102 --> 00:52:54.937 Oh, hey, sorry it took so long. 00:52:54.970 --> 00:52:56.038 Yeah, I just wanted to make sure 00:52:56.071 --> 00:52:57.607 they got your order right. 00:52:58.741 --> 00:53:01.077 It's all back here. I got... 00:53:03.012 --> 00:53:04.614 Dave! 00:53:08.184 --> 00:53:10.553 What the hell? 00:53:14.123 --> 00:53:16.393 (CREATURES SCREECHING) 00:53:23.098 --> 00:53:25.135 (GASPING AND SCREAMING) 00:53:55.231 --> 00:53:57.634 Hey, did that delivery guy ever show up? 00:53:58.901 --> 00:54:01.938 Yeah, I don't know. Gonna take a look. 00:54:06.675 --> 00:54:09.479 Looks like he just dropped the bags and left. 00:54:09.512 --> 00:54:11.581 You know, I think I kind of freaked him out. 00:54:11.614 --> 00:54:13.850 He wanted to drop a demo on me. 00:54:13.883 --> 00:54:15.852 - Mm. - I wasn't really in the mood. 00:54:15.885 --> 00:54:16.920 NATE: Mm. 00:54:22.091 --> 00:54:24.861 What is it? Think he's still out there? 00:54:38.674 --> 00:54:41.711 (SOFTLY) You can never have enough ranch. 00:54:41.744 --> 00:54:42.946 (SNIFFING) 00:54:43.846 --> 00:54:45.882 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:54:47.650 --> 00:54:49.686 TAYLOR: Okay, so what's left? 00:54:50.819 --> 00:54:51.988 So... 00:54:53.856 --> 00:54:56.159 drum tracks tomorrow... 00:54:57.660 --> 00:54:58.995 and then we just gotta figure out 00:54:59.028 --> 00:55:00.596 how to end this thing. 00:55:00.629 --> 00:55:04.066 We're not actually making a 38-minute-long song, right? 00:55:04.099 --> 00:55:06.669 - DAVE: No. - Okay, cool. 00:55:06.702 --> 00:55:08.638 It's gonna be fucking longer than that. 00:55:08.671 --> 00:55:09.906 TAYLOR: What? RAMI: Huh? 00:55:09.939 --> 00:55:12.608 - TAYLOR: What? - It's gonna be epic, man! 00:55:12.641 --> 00:55:16.579 It's gonna be like 2112 times 2112. 00:55:27.256 --> 00:55:28.925 What? 00:55:28.958 --> 00:55:30.059 Hey, buddy, why don't you 00:55:30.092 --> 00:55:31.961 let me take the grill tomorrow night? 00:55:31.994 --> 00:55:34.564 It seems like you got a lot on your mind. 00:55:35.998 --> 00:55:37.600 Okay. 00:55:37.633 --> 00:55:40.570 Just leave mine raw, dude. 00:55:42.004 --> 00:55:44.574 It's so fucking juicy. 00:55:49.311 --> 00:55:51.747 Hey, guys, it's Barb! 00:55:51.780 --> 00:55:53.683 I'm just checking in 00:55:53.716 --> 00:55:56.553 to see how everything is going. 00:55:57.086 --> 00:55:59.622 Oh, my God. They are barbarians. 00:56:08.297 --> 00:56:10.833 Oh, my goodness, it's on the ceiling. 00:56:10.866 --> 00:56:12.835 Okay, how do they even do that? 00:56:14.036 --> 00:56:15.605 Ugh. 00:56:15.638 --> 00:56:17.240 (FLIES BUZZING) 00:56:21.844 --> 00:56:22.812 (GASPS) 00:56:24.747 --> 00:56:27.316 Oh, my God. 00:56:27.349 --> 00:56:30.219 What did you do? 00:56:32.655 --> 00:56:33.990 (YELPS) 00:56:34.023 --> 00:56:36.726 - Hey, Barb. - Pat! 00:56:36.759 --> 00:56:39.162 I thought you were dead. (LAUGHS) 00:56:39.962 --> 00:56:42.065 Wow. Uh... 00:56:42.297 --> 00:56:43.933 How is everything going? 00:56:43.966 --> 00:56:47.337 Is, uh, is Dave done with his big concept album? 00:56:48.037 --> 00:56:50.206 - He told you about that? - Oh, yeah. 00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:51.807 I guess he's been talking to Shill. 00:56:51.840 --> 00:56:53.109 They seemed pretty excited. 00:56:53.142 --> 00:56:56.812 - Where is everyone? - Upstairs, sleeping. 00:56:56.845 --> 00:56:59.181 Oh. I used to sleep here, 00:56:59.214 --> 00:57:01.384 but not with all this crap on it. 00:57:02.217 --> 00:57:03.719 A lemon bar? 00:57:03.752 --> 00:57:06.088 No, thank you. I don't eat sugar or gluten. 00:57:06.121 --> 00:57:09.091 Or any citrus fruits, or dairy, or corn. 00:57:09.124 --> 00:57:11.094 It's terrible for your gut. 00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:12.695 PAT: Mm. 00:57:12.728 --> 00:57:13.996 You know, they actually look homemade. 00:57:14.029 --> 00:57:15.765 Is there a baker in the band? 00:57:15.798 --> 00:57:18.067 Mm-mm. Lady next door? 00:57:18.734 --> 00:57:20.302 Samantha? 00:57:20.335 --> 00:57:22.939 That woman is a train wreck. I've known her for years. 00:57:27.810 --> 00:57:31.247 - "Sacrifice"? - What did you just say? 00:57:31.947 --> 00:57:34.283 I did, uh... Me... Huh? 00:57:34.316 --> 00:57:37.286 Um, I don't know. Nothing. 00:57:40.222 --> 00:57:43.259 Hey, Barb. What's up? You made it. 00:57:43.292 --> 00:57:45.828 David, how goes it? Is the album almost done? 00:57:46.228 --> 00:57:48.064 Yeah, it's so good. 00:57:48.097 --> 00:57:49.765 - Yeah, it's killer. - BARB: Oh. 00:57:49.798 --> 00:57:51.934 Yeah, we're actually wrapping up tonight. 00:57:51.967 --> 00:57:53.369 Oh, great. 00:57:53.402 --> 00:57:55.204 So I should make arrangements accordingly then. 00:57:55.237 --> 00:57:56.873 I'm gonna go freshen up. 00:57:57.372 --> 00:57:59.942 Hmm, interesting guy. 00:58:00.776 --> 00:58:02.378 He's the best. 00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.850 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:58:32.841 --> 00:58:35.812 All right. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. 00:58:36.845 --> 00:58:38.381 Something's not right. 00:58:40.215 --> 00:58:41.751 It's the ending. 00:58:42.184 --> 00:58:44.087 You know, there has to be more. 00:58:45.888 --> 00:58:49.859 You know, if we just stopped recording, 00:58:49.892 --> 00:58:51.360 it would be over! 00:58:51.393 --> 00:58:54.964 Yup. A tight 44 fucking minutes. 00:58:54.997 --> 00:58:58.267 And then ending in a nice slow fade '70s style. 00:58:58.300 --> 00:59:00.970 'Cause, dude, I have blisters on my fucking blisters. 00:59:01.003 --> 00:59:02.972 My hands are killing me, dude. 00:59:03.005 --> 00:59:04.140 Yeah, we've been looking 00:59:04.173 --> 00:59:06.509 for this mythical fucking ending all day. 00:59:07.209 --> 00:59:10.246 You know what, I'm fucking out of here. 00:59:10.579 --> 00:59:13.015 - (LOUD FEEDBACK) - ALL: Whoa! 00:59:14.049 --> 00:59:16.352 RAMI: Frigging dick sandwich! 00:59:16.385 --> 00:59:18.955 PAT: Fuck you, Shifty! 00:59:24.326 --> 00:59:28.063 What the fuck? Forty-minute fucking song. 00:59:28.096 --> 00:59:31.500 "Look at me. I'm Dave Grohl, the big fucking genius. 00:59:31.533 --> 00:59:34.303 "I don't have any fucking rules. 00:59:34.336 --> 00:59:37.173 "I write songs with no fucking endings. 00:59:37.206 --> 00:59:40.209 "Forty minutes long." (SCOFFS) 00:59:41.243 --> 00:59:43.145 He can't even cook a piece of meat 00:59:43.178 --> 00:59:45.047 to save his life. 00:59:45.080 --> 00:59:47.183 (WIND HISSING) 00:59:54.957 --> 00:59:57.993 Hey, Shifty, need a beer or anything? 00:59:58.026 --> 01:00:00.863 Yeah, to shove up Dave's fucking ass! 01:00:05.934 --> 01:00:07.870 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 01:00:19.648 --> 01:00:20.883 (GRUNTS) 01:00:20.916 --> 01:00:23.219 - (SCREAMING) - (SIZZLING) 01:00:34.930 --> 01:00:36.499 (CHRIS GROANING) 01:00:39.034 --> 01:00:41.137 (CHRIS CHOKING AND SPLUTTERING) 01:00:46.308 --> 01:00:48.411 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 01:00:58.687 --> 01:01:00.356 Fucking blisters, man. 01:01:00.389 --> 01:01:03.158 I should start wearing those stupid fucking gloves. 01:01:03.191 --> 01:01:04.927 Fuck this, man. I'm outta here. 01:01:05.460 --> 01:01:06.595 Just hang out. 01:01:06.628 --> 01:01:08.464 Chris just had to blow off some steam. 01:01:08.497 --> 01:01:11.634 We should get Dave one of those magnet bracelets. 01:01:11.667 --> 01:01:13.202 His energy's way off. 01:01:14.369 --> 01:01:16.572 (PAT SCREAMING) 01:01:16.605 --> 01:01:19.208 (PAT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING) 01:01:22.411 --> 01:01:24.647 What the fuck is that? 01:01:25.213 --> 01:01:27.216 RAMI: Oh! See? Fucking horrific, isn't it? 01:01:27.249 --> 01:01:28.484 (FLIES BUZZING) 01:01:28.517 --> 01:01:29.618 Who the fuck is that? 01:01:29.651 --> 01:01:31.153 And where the fuck is his head? 01:01:31.186 --> 01:01:33.322 It's the delivery guy. Look at all this ranch. 01:01:38.160 --> 01:01:40.229 - Holy shit! - (FLIES BUZZING) 01:01:41.129 --> 01:01:42.197 Holy shit! 01:01:43.699 --> 01:01:46.068 That's the guy that delivered all the food earlier. 01:01:46.101 --> 01:01:48.271 (FLIES BUZZING) 01:01:50.605 --> 01:01:52.942 TAYLOR: Don't touch that. No, no, no. Ugh. 01:01:52.975 --> 01:01:54.410 RAMI: Dave, Dave, don't... Ugh! 01:01:58.714 --> 01:02:01.350 "Bone Structure." 01:02:01.383 --> 01:02:03.953 He wanted me to hear this. 01:02:05.120 --> 01:02:07.189 How long has this guy been here? 01:02:11.760 --> 01:02:14.931 I'm picking up some energy beacons. 01:02:15.430 --> 01:02:19.435 He transitioned around 28 hours ago. 01:02:20.202 --> 01:02:22.104 Where the fuck did you learn that? 01:02:22.137 --> 01:02:23.439 Pasadena. 01:02:23.472 --> 01:02:25.541 TAYLOR: First, Krug gets electrocuted, and now this? 01:02:25.574 --> 01:02:28.143 Fuck this shit. I'm calling the cops. 01:02:28.176 --> 01:02:30.446 - No, no, no. No cops! - Fuck this shit. 01:02:30.479 --> 01:02:32.281 No fucking cops! 01:02:33.782 --> 01:02:36.352 What the fuck! 01:02:36.385 --> 01:02:39.288 Maybe Dave's right. We should call Shill. I mean, look at... 01:02:39.321 --> 01:02:41.724 If this gets out, it's gonna be bad. 01:02:41.757 --> 01:02:43.692 Listen, no cops, no Shill. 01:02:43.725 --> 01:02:46.095 Okay, we cannot afford that intrusion right now. 01:02:46.128 --> 01:02:48.364 Guy looks like a fucking salami sandwich up there. 01:02:48.397 --> 01:02:50.632 - What the fuck? - DAVE: I understand. 01:02:50.665 --> 01:02:53.435 This is bad. And this is sad. 01:02:53.468 --> 01:02:55.404 But if we call the cops right now... 01:02:55.437 --> 01:02:57.506 they're gonna turn this place into a crime scene 01:02:57.539 --> 01:03:01.110 and you can kiss that awesome drum sound goodbye forever. 01:03:02.177 --> 01:03:05.681 - So, we just keep on going? - Yes! One more day. 01:03:05.714 --> 01:03:07.616 We finish this thing out, 01:03:07.649 --> 01:03:09.651 okay, and then we can call everybody. 01:03:09.684 --> 01:03:12.688 We can call the FBI, CSI, NCIS. 01:03:12.721 --> 01:03:15.758 We'll call them all. And then we'll give, uh... 01:03:15.791 --> 01:03:19.094 Darren Sandelbaum, from Bone Structure, 01:03:19.127 --> 01:03:20.362 a proper burial. 01:03:20.395 --> 01:03:23.132 Caskets, flowers, the whole nine. 01:03:23.165 --> 01:03:24.767 We can even tweet a link 01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:27.302 to the Bone Structure on our Insta-thing. 01:03:27.335 --> 01:03:29.705 RAMI: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. DAVE: You know what I mean? 01:03:30.539 --> 01:03:33.042 This is what Darren would have wanted. 01:03:33.075 --> 01:03:34.176 And he might have wanted 01:03:34.209 --> 01:03:35.611 - to keep his fucking head. - Yeah. 01:03:35.644 --> 01:03:38.047 He didn't want to fuck up our record! 01:03:38.080 --> 01:03:40.182 He loved this band. 01:03:40.215 --> 01:03:43.085 He died for our band. 01:03:43.118 --> 01:03:45.654 Let's do this, you guys. Okay? 01:03:45.687 --> 01:03:48.457 Do it for Darren Sandelbaum. 01:03:49.291 --> 01:03:51.060 You guys in? 01:03:53.462 --> 01:03:54.663 You in? 01:03:55.397 --> 01:03:58.067 - Well... - Are you guys in? 01:03:58.567 --> 01:03:59.468 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 01:03:59.501 --> 01:04:02.038 Come on, let's get to work. 01:04:03.271 --> 01:04:04.240 (SIGHS) 01:04:05.407 --> 01:04:08.243 Oh, by the way, I'm gonna need everybody's cell phones 01:04:08.276 --> 01:04:10.112 and the keys to the van. 01:04:10.145 --> 01:04:13.049 'Cause no one's going anywhere until we finish this song. 01:04:18.153 --> 01:04:19.755 Thank you. 01:04:20.555 --> 01:04:23.158 Thank you. Thank you. 01:04:23.191 --> 01:04:24.726 Thank you. 01:04:24.759 --> 01:04:26.228 TAYLOR: I don't have a phone anymore. 01:04:26.261 --> 01:04:27.563 Thank you. 01:04:38.406 --> 01:04:40.209 (PLAYING RIFF) 01:04:55.290 --> 01:04:56.859 (AIR RESONATES) 01:05:00.495 --> 01:05:03.632 It all comes back to the L sharp. Got it? 01:05:04.633 --> 01:05:06.869 Yeah, we got it. Totally got it. 01:05:07.736 --> 01:05:10.472 Let's just track the song so we can go home. 01:05:10.505 --> 01:05:12.374 I'm tired. My kids think I'm dead. 01:05:12.407 --> 01:05:15.844 And where's Shifty? He should be here. 01:05:15.877 --> 01:05:19.648 He was out by the grill. He's gone. 01:05:20.215 --> 01:05:22.851 Okay, let's just do this one more time. 01:05:22.884 --> 01:05:26.321 - Count us in. - Five, six, seven, eight... 01:05:26.354 --> 01:05:28.657 Actually, no. You know what, this time... 01:05:28.690 --> 01:05:31.727 odd numbers only in this section. 01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:34.396 One, three, five, seven. Hit it. 01:05:37.399 --> 01:05:39.401 Okay. 01:05:39.434 --> 01:05:41.837 One, three, five, seven. 01:05:41.870 --> 01:05:43.873 - (PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC) - (AIR RESONATES) 01:06:09.464 --> 01:06:12.301 (SOFTLY) He's still eating. Let's go. 01:06:15.670 --> 01:06:17.573 He came out of here. 01:06:18.373 --> 01:06:20.776 - I was back here eating chips. - Big surprise. 01:06:20.809 --> 01:06:22.711 Then I found this. 01:06:22.744 --> 01:06:26.482 The neighbor lady that left the lemon bars left this. 01:06:26.781 --> 01:06:27.950 (RAMI GASPS) 01:06:27.983 --> 01:06:30.819 It's a code! She's been trying to warn us! 01:06:30.852 --> 01:06:32.554 You just want to fucking bang her, Rami. 01:06:32.587 --> 01:06:34.623 Yes, I want to bang her. 01:06:34.656 --> 01:06:36.792 But I also want to not get decapitated. 01:06:36.825 --> 01:06:38.493 Let's go ask her. 01:06:38.526 --> 01:06:39.895 She's always by the fence. Let's go. 01:06:39.928 --> 01:06:42.231 (IMITATING BIRD CALL) 01:06:42.264 --> 01:06:43.665 That's you? 01:06:43.698 --> 01:06:45.667 I thought we had an infestation 01:06:45.700 --> 01:06:46.902 of yellow warblers. 01:06:46.935 --> 01:06:49.471 That was the wood thrush, genius. 01:06:49.504 --> 01:06:51.540 SAMANTHA: Not here, little thrush. 01:06:51.573 --> 01:06:53.342 Come to the pool. We don't have much time. 01:06:58.513 --> 01:06:59.848 Guys! Hey! 01:07:01.049 --> 01:07:03.352 Come here! Now! 01:07:03.385 --> 01:07:04.786 How did you get over there so fast? 01:07:04.819 --> 01:07:05.888 Now! 01:07:06.755 --> 01:07:09.758 I need you boys to open your minds 01:07:09.791 --> 01:07:11.026 for a moment... 01:07:11.059 --> 01:07:12.561 and fucking listen. 01:07:13.795 --> 01:07:19.334 This house, this is not just a creepy rock and roll house. 01:07:19.367 --> 01:07:22.004 We are standing on a nexus 01:07:22.037 --> 01:07:25.941 that allows spiritual entities to cross into our world. 01:07:25.974 --> 01:07:28.577 - (IMITATES GHOST BOOING) - Can it, drummer boy. 01:07:28.943 --> 01:07:30.445 You ever hear of Dream Widow? 01:07:30.478 --> 01:07:33.048 Of course. They were supposed to be 01:07:33.081 --> 01:07:34.816 the next Jane's Addiction. 01:07:34.849 --> 01:07:36.752 Greg Null was a fucking genius. 01:07:36.785 --> 01:07:38.987 Yeah, till he went batshit crazy 01:07:39.020 --> 01:07:40.789 and killed his whole fucking band. 01:07:40.822 --> 01:07:44.260 Right here in this house. 01:07:46.094 --> 01:07:48.563 Yeah, that's just rock and roll folklore. 01:07:48.596 --> 01:07:50.432 Mm-mm, I was there. 01:07:50.465 --> 01:07:53.602 Greg Null and I were close. Very close. 01:07:53.635 --> 01:07:56.972 I was his number one groupie and muse. 01:07:57.005 --> 01:07:59.408 Now we're taking advice from groupies? 01:07:59.441 --> 01:08:02.044 Hey, watch the labels. Groupies are people, too. 01:08:03.411 --> 01:08:05.947 You gotta understand, this was the roaring '90s. 01:08:05.980 --> 01:08:08.483 No one gave a fuck about shit. 01:08:08.516 --> 01:08:13.088 But Greg, he was a visionary, an artist of the dark. 01:08:13.121 --> 01:08:15.357 We were all into some 01:08:15.390 --> 01:08:16.625 experimental life choices back then. 01:08:16.658 --> 01:08:19.895 The occult sex, energy transfers, 01:08:19.928 --> 01:08:21.763 and spectrophilia. 01:08:21.796 --> 01:08:25.067 He possessed this living book 01:08:25.100 --> 01:08:27.770 made from human flesh. 01:08:28.870 --> 01:08:33.108 The book was rumored to hold the secret incantations... 01:08:33.141 --> 01:08:35.978 of Aleister Crowley. 01:08:38.146 --> 01:08:40.515 As time went on, 01:08:40.548 --> 01:08:44.386 something truly sinister took a hold of Greg. 01:08:44.419 --> 01:08:47.889 He was obsessed with this song from the book... 01:08:47.922 --> 01:08:51.660 Lacrimis de Ebrius. 01:08:51.693 --> 01:08:53.462 "The tears of God." 01:08:53.495 --> 01:08:57.666 Every day he made his band try to complete this song. 01:08:58.166 --> 01:09:00.769 He believed that perfecting it 01:09:00.802 --> 01:09:03.638 would open an eternal portal... 01:09:03.671 --> 01:09:06.441 and the spirit inside him 01:09:06.474 --> 01:09:08.910 would become a demonic passage... 01:09:08.943 --> 01:09:11.046 into our world. 01:09:11.780 --> 01:09:13.882 (DEMONIC ROARING) 01:09:15.483 --> 01:09:17.052 You guys were ghost fuckers? 01:09:18.586 --> 01:09:22.691 Somehow, the good won out in Greg 01:09:22.724 --> 01:09:26.962 and he stopped it the only way he could. 01:09:28.630 --> 01:09:30.165 Greg killed himself 01:09:30.198 --> 01:09:33.435 to stop the completion of the song. 01:09:33.868 --> 01:09:37.672 But now, the spirit that possessed him 01:09:37.705 --> 01:09:40.476 has found a new instrument. 01:09:40.975 --> 01:09:42.611 (GUITAR STRUMMING) 01:09:45.814 --> 01:09:49.184 (WHISPERING) Go! Go! Go! Go! Faster! 01:09:49.217 --> 01:09:50.719 Go! Hurry! 01:09:52.153 --> 01:09:53.989 Shit! Shit! Shit! 01:09:54.022 --> 01:09:57.526 RAMI: Oh, shit. Fuck. Fucking dolls. 01:09:57.559 --> 01:09:59.661 SAMANTHA: What the fuck! God damn it! 01:09:59.694 --> 01:10:02.097 I didn't spend the last 20 years 01:10:02.130 --> 01:10:03.799 teaching Pilates in Encino 01:10:03.832 --> 01:10:05.167 so that thing can have its way! 01:10:05.200 --> 01:10:06.802 You moved next door to this place on purpose? 01:10:06.835 --> 01:10:08.203 Someone had to guard the portal. 01:10:08.236 --> 01:10:10.872 Yeah, well, he's already been possessed. 01:10:10.905 --> 01:10:12.541 What are we gonna do now? 01:10:12.574 --> 01:10:13.942 (SIGHS) 01:10:13.975 --> 01:10:15.577 Bring him down here. 01:10:15.610 --> 01:10:18.180 Maybe I can just suck it out the old fashioned way. 01:10:18.213 --> 01:10:21.750 - Oh, hell, no. Bad idea. - Oh, sorry. Old habits. 01:10:21.783 --> 01:10:23.485 There's got to be a better way. 01:10:23.518 --> 01:10:25.821 Uh, we just call the cops. 01:10:25.854 --> 01:10:27.823 Oh, my God, that's such a good idea. 01:10:27.856 --> 01:10:30.225 "Hi. Dave Grohl's been possessed 01:10:30.258 --> 01:10:31.860 "by the spirit of Greg Null. 01:10:31.893 --> 01:10:34.496 "Now he's on a murderous rampage." 01:10:34.529 --> 01:10:36.031 Best idea I've heard since, 01:10:36.064 --> 01:10:37.899 "Hey, let's move into this house." 01:10:37.932 --> 01:10:39.768 Okay. What the fuck should we do? 01:10:39.801 --> 01:10:40.969 Come on. 01:10:42.504 --> 01:10:43.905 The book. 01:10:43.938 --> 01:10:47.976 It uses blood to stay alive. He uses, um, raccoons. 01:10:48.009 --> 01:10:49.911 Ah, the basement. 01:10:49.944 --> 01:10:51.780 He said something about raccoons 01:10:51.813 --> 01:10:53.215 when he came up from the basement. 01:10:53.248 --> 01:10:55.484 Okay. Find the book. 01:10:55.517 --> 01:10:58.753 Turn to a passage called Van Houten's Protocol. 01:10:58.786 --> 01:11:00.722 That will close the portal 01:11:00.755 --> 01:11:02.657 and send this fucking spirit back to hell. 01:11:02.690 --> 01:11:03.692 What about you? 01:11:04.559 --> 01:11:06.127 You're going to be in danger 01:11:06.160 --> 01:11:08.096 now that you've told us all this. 01:11:08.129 --> 01:11:09.698 Ugh. 01:11:09.731 --> 01:11:12.868 (CHUCKLES) You wanna stay back and make sure I'm safe? 01:11:13.835 --> 01:11:17.239 She's right. Nate, Pat, you guys go find the book. 01:11:17.272 --> 01:11:19.875 Taylor, go keep Dave occupied. 01:11:19.908 --> 01:11:21.209 Drum tracks. 01:11:21.242 --> 01:11:23.211 You haven't done any drum tracks yet. 01:11:23.244 --> 01:11:25.180 I ain't going anywhere near 01:11:25.213 --> 01:11:26.781 that fucking psycho. Fuck that. 01:11:26.814 --> 01:11:28.583 No, just go up there and fuck up the drums 01:11:28.616 --> 01:11:29.918 so he can't finish the song. 01:11:29.951 --> 01:11:31.253 Shouldn't be too hard for you. 01:11:31.286 --> 01:11:33.655 Eat a bag of dicks, Smear. 01:11:33.688 --> 01:11:34.990 Be careful, 01:11:35.023 --> 01:11:37.692 this is far from a simple possession. 01:11:37.725 --> 01:11:40.896 That caretaker is more than just Greg Null. 01:11:41.262 --> 01:11:44.700 There is an evil spirit inside him. 01:11:48.703 --> 01:11:51.072 - Let's go. - No, I said I'm not doing it! 01:11:51.105 --> 01:11:52.741 I'm not going near that motherfucking house! 01:11:52.774 --> 01:11:53.675 Come on! 01:11:53.708 --> 01:11:55.143 PAT: Let's go! Come on! 01:11:55.176 --> 01:11:57.112 TAYLOR: Fuck you, motherfuckers! 01:12:15.763 --> 01:12:17.099 (SOFTLY) Yes. 01:12:18.299 --> 01:12:21.636 - He took the fucking SIM card! - Quick. 01:12:21.669 --> 01:12:23.772 (GRUNTING AND PANTING) 01:12:24.639 --> 01:12:26.642 (RAMI MOANING) 01:12:29.310 --> 01:12:31.146 I'll keep you so fucking safe right now. 01:12:31.179 --> 01:12:33.181 - I bet you will. - (BOTH MOANING) 01:12:34.716 --> 01:12:36.351 I wanna take this off. Take this off. 01:12:36.384 --> 01:12:38.787 (GRUNTING) Can't get it off! 01:12:42.323 --> 01:12:43.358 (BOTH MOANING) 01:12:43.391 --> 01:12:45.794 Wait, wait, wait. Put some music on 01:12:45.827 --> 01:12:47.262 so Dave doesn't hear us. 01:12:47.295 --> 01:12:49.064 All right. 01:13:05.313 --> 01:13:07.282 Okay, let's go. 01:13:07.315 --> 01:13:10.719 Maybe I should wait up here, to be a lookout? 01:13:10.752 --> 01:13:12.988 No fucking way, dude. Come on. 01:13:14.255 --> 01:13:15.924 (DOOR CREAKING) 01:13:22.664 --> 01:13:24.966 (PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:13:24.999 --> 01:13:26.768 (SAMANTHA GRUNTING AND PANTING) 01:13:29.671 --> 01:13:31.406 My latest guilty pleasure. 01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:36.011 Ooh. That is my shit! Mm! 01:13:36.044 --> 01:13:37.679 - RAMI: Mm-hmm. - (LAUGHS) 01:13:37.712 --> 01:13:40.048 - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. - (LAUGHS) 01:13:40.081 --> 01:13:42.384 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 01:13:43.217 --> 01:13:45.020 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:47.956 (SAMANTHA MOANING) 01:13:56.864 --> 01:13:58.700 (CHAINSAW REVVING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:13:58.733 --> 01:14:01.803 This is my favorite part! This is my favorite part! 01:14:01.836 --> 01:14:04.072 Ooh, you're nasty. I like that. 01:14:04.105 --> 01:14:06.408 (SAMANTHA MOANING LOUDLY) 01:14:15.383 --> 01:14:17.686 (CHAINSAW REVVING) 01:14:19.153 --> 01:14:21.223 (RAMI SCREAMING) 01:14:24.158 --> 01:14:26.194 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:14:33.901 --> 01:14:36.104 (DEMONIC ROARING) 01:14:36.137 --> 01:14:38.240 (SONG STOPS PLAYING) 01:14:44.045 --> 01:14:48.149 (SOFTLY) Jesus... somebody lived down here. 01:14:48.182 --> 01:14:52.154 Greg Null, or whatever he is now. 01:15:09.070 --> 01:15:14.076 Ugh. Fuck, dude. Look! 01:15:16.277 --> 01:15:19.748 "The sacrifice feeds the book." 01:15:25.953 --> 01:15:28.090 Poor little guy. 01:15:50.945 --> 01:15:54.249 Pat, find me something to pry this open with. 01:16:53.241 --> 01:16:55.343 (RACCOON SQUEALING) 01:16:59.113 --> 01:17:00.816 (DEMONIC SNARLING) 01:17:03.618 --> 01:17:06.221 (GASPING AND SCREAMING) 01:17:06.254 --> 01:17:08.156 (SCREECHING) 01:17:08.189 --> 01:17:09.958 (SCREAMING) Fuck! 01:17:10.391 --> 01:17:12.861 (PANTING AND SCREAMING) 01:17:16.197 --> 01:17:18.032 (DEMONIC SNARLING) 01:17:18.065 --> 01:17:20.368 (SCREAMING) 01:17:22.970 --> 01:17:25.039 (CREATURES SNARLING) 01:17:25.072 --> 01:17:28.310 - (SCREAMING) - Come on! 01:17:34.215 --> 01:17:37.518 (BEATS THUMPING) 01:17:37.551 --> 01:17:40.922 (RAPPING) 01:17:40.955 --> 01:17:43.458 Hey, buddy. How you doing, man? 01:17:44.225 --> 01:17:45.627 (THUMPING CONTINUES) 01:17:45.660 --> 01:17:47.095 The ending. 01:17:48.596 --> 01:17:50.899 I can hear it. 01:17:51.699 --> 01:17:54.636 All we need to do is lay down the drums. 01:17:55.536 --> 01:17:57.672 The drums? Why don't you and Shifty 01:17:57.705 --> 01:17:59.908 do some more guitars? 01:18:02.576 --> 01:18:04.980 Shifty's done. 01:18:21.662 --> 01:18:23.365 Warm up. 01:18:26.300 --> 01:18:28.103 You're next. 01:18:33.207 --> 01:18:34.442 PAT: What's happening? NATE: Fucking hell! 01:18:34.475 --> 01:18:36.378 PAT: With these fucking demons! 01:18:37.211 --> 01:18:38.346 There's, like, 01:18:38.379 --> 01:18:40.281 - real fucking demons, Nate! - (SHUSHING) 01:18:40.314 --> 01:18:41.917 Lacrimis de Ebrius. 01:18:42.516 --> 01:18:44.486 Demonic incantations. 01:18:46.253 --> 01:18:49.090 Ah. Here we go, exorcisms. 01:18:50.157 --> 01:18:52.427 (DRUMS BEATING) 01:19:03.104 --> 01:19:06.441 No, no, no, that's not it. That's not it. 01:19:06.474 --> 01:19:08.109 You're doing this on purpose, man. 01:19:08.142 --> 01:19:10.278 No, man. I'm just trying to get this fucking ending right. 01:19:10.311 --> 01:19:13.247 Okay, it's fucking simple. It just goes... 01:19:13.280 --> 01:19:15.984 (IMITATES RHYTHMIC DRUM BEATING) 01:19:16.017 --> 01:19:17.986 I'm pretty sure that's what I was doing, man. 01:19:18.019 --> 01:19:19.620 Pretty sure it's not. 01:19:19.653 --> 01:19:22.390 Dude, why don't we just wait for Nate and Pat to get here? 01:19:22.423 --> 01:19:24.359 Nate and Pat? 01:19:24.392 --> 01:19:25.626 Fuck them! 01:19:25.659 --> 01:19:27.495 What do they know about fucking drums? 01:19:27.528 --> 01:19:29.764 You and me, right? We're drummers. 01:19:29.797 --> 01:19:31.733 We speak the same language. 01:19:31.766 --> 01:19:33.768 Let's finish the fucking track. 01:19:33.801 --> 01:19:35.636 Can't we just wait, dude? 01:19:35.669 --> 01:19:37.338 Let's just finish the fucking track 01:19:37.371 --> 01:19:39.040 and get out of here! 01:19:39.073 --> 01:19:41.642 It's not Dave. You're not Dave. 01:19:41.675 --> 01:19:44.045 What did you just say? 01:19:44.078 --> 01:19:45.680 I didn't say anything, man. 01:19:47.214 --> 01:19:50.051 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) Just play the fucking drums! 01:19:54.588 --> 01:19:56.491 (SIGHS) 01:19:56.524 --> 01:19:58.659 (HEAVY METAL PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES) 01:19:58.692 --> 01:20:00.661 (DRUMSTICKS THWACKING) 01:20:00.694 --> 01:20:03.665 (DRUMBEATING RHYTHMICALLY) 01:20:16.077 --> 01:20:18.380 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah. That's it. 01:20:21.182 --> 01:20:23.151 Yeah! 01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:27.688 That's it! 01:20:27.721 --> 01:20:30.058 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:20:50.778 --> 01:20:53.248 (AIR RESONATES) 01:20:59.153 --> 01:21:02.157 There you go, man. I finished the fucking song. 01:21:03.324 --> 01:21:04.659 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) You did. 01:21:08.429 --> 01:21:09.731 Thank you. 01:21:23.644 --> 01:21:25.813 NATE: "The Van Houten Protocol for Demonic Cleansing. 01:21:25.846 --> 01:21:27.381 It's imperative to confirm 01:21:27.414 --> 01:21:29.117 the possessing entity is of demonic origin... 01:21:29.150 --> 01:21:30.685 before employing these techniques. 01:21:30.718 --> 01:21:31.853 Look for these signs. 01:21:31.886 --> 01:21:34.322 One, digestive system shutdown." 01:21:34.588 --> 01:21:36.624 (RETCHING LOUDLY) 01:21:38.826 --> 01:21:42.296 No more oatmeal beer bongs for Davey. (CHUCKLES) 01:21:42.329 --> 01:21:44.665 "Ability to levitate objects or defy gravity." 01:21:44.698 --> 01:21:46.767 Just play nice with this L sharp bullshit, right? 01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:48.703 Play E flat and get through it. 01:21:48.736 --> 01:21:52.507 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) It's an L! L! 01:21:53.774 --> 01:21:55.710 NATE: "Incessant masturbation." 01:21:56.277 --> 01:21:57.578 Dave! 01:21:57.611 --> 01:21:58.813 - What are you doing in there? - (MUFFLED FLAPPING) 01:21:58.846 --> 01:22:00.348 Sounds like you're playing patty cake 01:22:00.381 --> 01:22:02.183 with a soft chicken dumpling! 01:22:02.216 --> 01:22:04.485 - Didn't he do that already? - Does that disqualify him? 01:22:04.518 --> 01:22:07.522 (SIGHS) This demonic shit's complicated. 01:22:07.555 --> 01:22:09.157 "Insatiable hunger for raw meat, 01:22:09.190 --> 01:22:11.459 human flesh in particular." 01:22:11.492 --> 01:22:13.794 Fuck, I think he ate Chris. 01:22:13.827 --> 01:22:15.730 Fuck, he's definitely possessed. 01:22:15.763 --> 01:22:18.700 Okay. So, what do we do? 01:22:19.433 --> 01:22:21.302 We go save his ass. 01:22:21.602 --> 01:22:23.471 (MOTOR STARTS) 01:22:26.774 --> 01:22:28.710 That's not good. 01:22:33.781 --> 01:22:35.816 NATE: What's he doing? 01:22:35.849 --> 01:22:37.886 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 01:22:59.974 --> 01:23:03.678 Oh, my God. I think we're too late! 01:23:03.711 --> 01:23:05.680 That's Taylor! Look! 01:23:10.884 --> 01:23:13.354 Read the book. We gotta stop this! 01:23:18.259 --> 01:23:20.428 Here we go. To begin the Van Houten Protocol... 01:23:20.461 --> 01:23:21.662 (WHISPERS) Quiet! 01:23:21.695 --> 01:23:23.731 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 01:23:27.835 --> 01:23:29.871 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 01:23:42.750 --> 01:23:44.352 (PAT SCREAMING) 01:23:44.385 --> 01:23:45.286 NATE: (EXCLAIMING) Fuck! 01:23:49.356 --> 01:23:51.392 (DEMONIC ROARING) 01:23:51.425 --> 01:23:53.461 (BOTH SCREAMING) 01:24:00.501 --> 01:24:02.670 (DAVE GROWLING) 01:24:07.308 --> 01:24:08.776 (DAVE CONTINUES GROWLING) 01:24:09.009 --> 01:24:10.578 (SNARLS) 01:24:11.011 --> 01:24:12.847 (EXCLAIMS) Fuck. 01:24:16.083 --> 01:24:17.885 What the fuck! 01:24:18.986 --> 01:24:21.689 Jesus! Jesus! Fuck! 01:24:21.722 --> 01:24:23.758 - (DEMONIC ROARING) - (PAT AND NATE EXCLAIM) 01:24:25.559 --> 01:24:27.595 (CREATURES SCREECHING) 01:24:29.596 --> 01:24:30.931 (PAT AND NATE SCREAMING) 01:24:30.964 --> 01:24:32.700 Close the door! 01:24:33.867 --> 01:24:35.436 (PANTING) 01:24:35.869 --> 01:24:37.371 (SOFTLY) All right, all right, all right. 01:24:37.404 --> 01:24:38.572 "The vessel must be purified 01:24:38.605 --> 01:24:39.740 to release the infecting spirit. 01:24:39.773 --> 01:24:41.776 Copious amounts of Holy Water..." 01:24:41.809 --> 01:24:43.378 PAT: The pool! 01:24:50.851 --> 01:24:52.787 "Under the designations of these sacred passages, 01:24:52.820 --> 01:24:55.757 I anoint this body of water as a conduit of purity." 01:24:57.624 --> 01:24:59.661 (LOW GROWLING) 01:25:02.863 --> 01:25:04.065 Oh. 01:25:04.732 --> 01:25:06.901 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) That won't work. 01:25:06.934 --> 01:25:09.704 You don't know what you're doing. 01:25:13.040 --> 01:25:14.442 (SHOES SQUEAKING) 01:25:16.410 --> 01:25:18.046 (DAVE GRUNTING) 01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:21.816 (DEMONIC CHUCKLING) 01:25:21.849 --> 01:25:24.018 Whoa, whoa. 01:25:33.093 --> 01:25:34.762 Hurry up and read! 01:25:35.729 --> 01:25:39.100 "Heavenly Father, Holy Spirit, rebel son Jesus, 01:25:39.133 --> 01:25:40.768 bestow your divine power into this water 01:25:40.801 --> 01:25:43.604 that we may wash Dave clean from this foul demon!" 01:25:50.010 --> 01:25:51.379 Something's happening! 01:25:53.113 --> 01:25:57.885 Yes, your death is being delayed. 01:25:58.519 --> 01:26:00.154 The fucking demons! 01:26:00.187 --> 01:26:01.589 Give me the fucking book, 01:26:01.622 --> 01:26:04.025 or I'll rip it out of your dead hands! 01:26:05.192 --> 01:26:06.627 "Hear us, Lord, come cleanse the soul 01:26:06.660 --> 01:26:07.695 of this infernal beast 01:26:07.728 --> 01:26:09.063 that hath taken Dave and turned him 01:26:09.096 --> 01:26:10.998 into a satanic vessel from hell!" 01:26:11.031 --> 01:26:13.868 Stop reading that fucking book! 01:26:13.901 --> 01:26:16.137 Fuck you! We want Dave back! 01:26:16.870 --> 01:26:21.008 Dave? Dave's been gone for decades. 01:26:21.041 --> 01:26:23.845 He's a slave to music. 01:26:24.211 --> 01:26:25.846 What about our band? 01:26:25.879 --> 01:26:28.182 The band? (LAUGHS) 01:26:28.215 --> 01:26:31.719 What about them? Rami got what he wanted. 01:26:31.752 --> 01:26:34.555 Taylor finished the song. 01:26:34.588 --> 01:26:37.691 And Chris... Chris was right. 01:26:37.724 --> 01:26:41.529 He does make a killer barbecue. (CHUCKLING) 01:26:42.729 --> 01:26:44.832 "Demon of the Twelfth Realm, defiler of souls... 01:26:44.865 --> 01:26:46.600 sitting at the left hand of Lucifer..." 01:26:46.633 --> 01:26:49.170 You're weak! You're nothing! 01:26:49.203 --> 01:26:52.006 I'll crush your pathetic souls! 01:26:52.039 --> 01:26:54.041 "I command you to be gone from this human vessel! 01:26:54.074 --> 01:26:55.976 Take leave of this innocent body... 01:26:56.009 --> 01:26:58.712 and return to your kingdom of blasphemy and filth!" 01:26:58.745 --> 01:27:00.982 (DAVE AND DEMONS ROARING) 01:27:03.050 --> 01:27:04.752 NATE: Oh, Demon! 01:27:04.785 --> 01:27:06.087 Let Dave fucking go! 01:27:17.264 --> 01:27:20.601 PAT: Do you see him? Where did he go? 01:27:21.735 --> 01:27:24.071 - Where is he? - I don't know. 01:27:29.643 --> 01:27:31.946 (YELLING) 01:27:32.579 --> 01:27:34.114 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, my God! 01:27:34.147 --> 01:27:35.616 (GASPING) 01:27:36.283 --> 01:27:37.718 You guys! 01:27:38.585 --> 01:27:40.488 (DAVE GRUNTING) 01:27:41.221 --> 01:27:43.124 (COUGHING) 01:27:48.896 --> 01:27:50.631 Oh, God. 01:27:51.598 --> 01:27:54.568 Ugh, last thing I remember 01:27:54.601 --> 01:27:56.170 is that fucking raccoon, man, 01:27:56.203 --> 01:27:58.639 and then poof! 01:27:58.672 --> 01:28:01.642 Dude, we got some bad news. 01:28:01.675 --> 01:28:02.943 Oh, my God, the song. 01:28:02.976 --> 01:28:04.545 We cannot finish the song, okay? 01:28:04.578 --> 01:28:06.547 Whatever's in that basement, we can't let it out. 01:28:06.580 --> 01:28:08.549 No, it's about the guys. 01:28:08.582 --> 01:28:10.684 I think I swallowed some pool water. 01:28:10.717 --> 01:28:12.653 (GAGS AND COUGHS) 01:28:13.220 --> 01:28:16.023 I fucking love you guys, man. 01:28:16.056 --> 01:28:19.126 I fucking love you. (SOBS) 01:28:20.060 --> 01:28:23.531 You totally saved my... (RETCHING) 01:28:29.736 --> 01:28:31.772 (CONTINUES RETCHING) 01:28:39.880 --> 01:28:41.582 Oh, gross! 01:28:41.615 --> 01:28:43.818 Is that Shifty? 01:28:52.059 --> 01:28:54.795 God, that tastes like shit! 01:28:55.228 --> 01:28:56.864 It's all right, buddy. You're okay now. 01:28:56.897 --> 01:28:58.632 Oh, God. 01:28:58.665 --> 01:29:00.701 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 01:29:05.372 --> 01:29:07.608 (SQUELCHING) 01:29:21.021 --> 01:29:22.890 No. 01:29:24.157 --> 01:29:26.827 No! No! 01:29:38.805 --> 01:29:41.308 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) Now I'll kill you, 01:29:41.341 --> 01:29:45.212 like the rest of your pathetic little band. 01:29:46.680 --> 01:29:48.950 - (YELLING) - (ROARING) 01:29:52.019 --> 01:29:54.655 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 01:29:57.691 --> 01:29:59.694 (ROARING) 01:30:00.127 --> 01:30:02.163 (DAVE GRUNTING) 01:30:07.234 --> 01:30:09.403 (DAVE EXCLAIMING) 01:30:09.436 --> 01:30:12.172 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - (GROANING) 01:30:12.205 --> 01:30:14.241 Fuck you! 01:30:14.274 --> 01:30:16.944 Fuck you! 01:30:16.977 --> 01:30:18.879 (GROANING) 01:30:33.960 --> 01:30:39.266 Killed us. Crushed our dreams. 01:30:39.299 --> 01:30:45.206 You were weak. The curse is lifted. 01:30:46.073 --> 01:30:48.208 Now you will suffer. 01:30:48.241 --> 01:30:51.445 Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. 01:30:51.478 --> 01:30:53.714 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 01:31:15.402 --> 01:31:17.038 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 01:31:26.446 --> 01:31:29.684 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 01:31:48.368 --> 01:31:51.272 (SPIRITS HISSING AND SCREECHING) 01:32:18.799 --> 01:32:22.436 The sacrifice feeds the book. 01:32:27.107 --> 01:32:28.175 Thank you. 01:32:34.214 --> 01:32:36.083 (DEMONIC SCREAMING) 01:32:52.933 --> 01:32:55.236 Okay. 01:32:57.270 --> 01:32:59.974 Get me the fuck out of here, man. 01:33:03.276 --> 01:33:05.312 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 01:33:32.339 --> 01:33:34.074 The fucking van. 01:33:34.107 --> 01:33:36.343 Hey, we're gonna grab the van. Stay here. 01:33:36.376 --> 01:33:38.078 DAVE: Okay. 01:33:38.111 --> 01:33:39.547 (PANTING) 01:33:44.217 --> 01:33:45.252 (EXHALES) 01:33:45.285 --> 01:33:47.188 (CONTINUES PANTING) 01:33:54.928 --> 01:33:57.464 (CAR APPROACHING) 01:34:02.636 --> 01:34:07.107 Oh, fuck! We gave shitty Dave the keys! Ugh. 01:34:07.140 --> 01:34:09.009 Just get in. 01:34:10.176 --> 01:34:11.578 What are you doing? 01:34:11.611 --> 01:34:13.314 I'm gonna do it the old-fashioned way. 01:34:21.054 --> 01:34:23.657 Hit the gas when the wire makes contact. 01:34:23.690 --> 01:34:24.992 What? 01:34:25.025 --> 01:34:28.028 You need to hit the gas when I spark it! 01:34:30.997 --> 01:34:32.499 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 01:34:45.412 --> 01:34:47.147 What are you doing here? 01:34:47.180 --> 01:34:49.950 SHILL: See if there's any others left. 01:34:54.721 --> 01:34:57.391 Oh, my God. Shill, thank God you're here. 01:34:57.424 --> 01:35:01.161 This house is a fucking shit show, man! 01:35:01.194 --> 01:35:03.063 You have no idea what we just went through. 01:35:03.096 --> 01:35:06.566 The devil rules all of rock and roll. 01:35:06.599 --> 01:35:09.002 What? No, no, no. Listen. 01:35:09.035 --> 01:35:12.339 This place is a disaster, okay? 01:35:12.372 --> 01:35:14.374 It's been a fucking nightmare recording here! 01:35:14.407 --> 01:35:15.609 Why did you send us to this house? 01:35:15.642 --> 01:35:18.011 Don't give me your sob story, Dave. 01:35:18.044 --> 01:35:19.546 I know exactly what's going on. 01:35:20.113 --> 01:35:22.449 - You do? - Oh, yeah. 01:35:22.482 --> 01:35:25.018 You know, rock and roll... (SCOFFS) 01:35:25.051 --> 01:35:27.654 It hasn't been relevant for a long time. 01:35:27.687 --> 01:35:30.557 It needs an infusion. 01:35:31.224 --> 01:35:32.326 Okay, I don't know 01:35:32.359 --> 01:35:34.361 what kind of weird shit you're into... 01:35:34.394 --> 01:35:39.733 The devil will make rock and roll relevant again. 01:35:39.766 --> 01:35:43.270 The devil will make it dangerous. 01:35:45.372 --> 01:35:48.242 You finished the song, didn't you, Dave? 01:35:48.608 --> 01:35:50.010 Uh... 01:35:50.043 --> 01:35:52.980 No, not yet. It's complicated. 01:35:53.013 --> 01:35:54.247 We're close. 01:35:54.280 --> 01:35:57.017 It's just the arrangement and the composition is... 01:35:57.050 --> 01:36:01.355 I've been waiting 20 years to finish that song! 01:36:01.388 --> 01:36:03.290 I just needed the right vehicle. 01:36:03.323 --> 01:36:06.193 Someone who could handle all that evil. 01:36:06.226 --> 01:36:07.294 I needed you. 01:36:09.396 --> 01:36:13.033 First of all, Obi-Wan Kenobi, nice fucking cape. 01:36:13.066 --> 01:36:15.502 Second of all, you're so fucking lame! 01:36:15.535 --> 01:36:17.137 Who the fuck do you think you are? 01:36:17.170 --> 01:36:18.305 Sending us to this fucking shithole 01:36:18.338 --> 01:36:19.406 to make a record? 01:36:19.439 --> 01:36:20.707 You're just a manager, okay? 01:36:20.740 --> 01:36:23.343 You don't know the first fucking thing about music! 01:36:23.376 --> 01:36:25.546 You just wanna make your money. 01:36:29.382 --> 01:36:32.252 I made you! 01:36:32.285 --> 01:36:33.787 (SHILL YELLS) 01:36:33.820 --> 01:36:35.556 (DAVE GRUNTS) 01:36:36.256 --> 01:36:37.358 (WIRE SPARKS) 01:36:39.092 --> 01:36:41.128 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 01:36:44.197 --> 01:36:47.167 Pat! Pat, there's something back there, come on! 01:36:47.200 --> 01:36:49.103 Oh, shit! 01:36:51.704 --> 01:36:54.107 - (GRUNTING AND GROANING) - (GRUNTING) 01:36:54.140 --> 01:36:55.509 (GROANS) 01:36:56.409 --> 01:36:57.711 (YELLS, LAUGHS) 01:36:59.779 --> 01:37:02.149 - (GRUNTS) - (YELLS IN PAIN) 01:37:02.182 --> 01:37:03.817 Pat, move, move, move! 01:37:03.850 --> 01:37:06.186 What the fuck do you think I'm doing? Hold on a minute! 01:37:06.419 --> 01:37:08.722 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, motherf...! 01:37:09.289 --> 01:37:11.492 - (SHILL YELLING) - (DAVE YELLS IN PAIN) 01:37:13.493 --> 01:37:14.762 - (GROANS) - (GROANS) 01:37:16.496 --> 01:37:18.765 Dude, the time is fucking nigh! Start the car! 01:37:18.798 --> 01:37:21.201 Nate, give me a fucking minute! I almost got it! 01:37:21.234 --> 01:37:24.137 NATE: Come on, move! It's getting closer! 01:37:24.170 --> 01:37:25.372 It's almost here, Pat. Come on! 01:37:25.405 --> 01:37:26.706 What the fuck are you doing down there? 01:37:26.739 --> 01:37:28.108 (SHILL YELLS IN PAIN) 01:37:34.247 --> 01:37:36.283 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 01:37:37.417 --> 01:37:39.586 Dude! Pat, now, now, now! 01:37:39.619 --> 01:37:42.089 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know! Hold on! 01:37:42.655 --> 01:37:44.357 Hi, guys. 01:37:44.390 --> 01:37:46.693 (GRUNTS) Stop fighting me, Dave. 01:37:46.726 --> 01:37:48.595 - (DAVE GROANS) - Stop fighting me. 01:37:48.628 --> 01:37:50.497 I'm trying to help you! 01:37:51.498 --> 01:37:53.200 The real you! 01:37:54.367 --> 01:37:59.506 Donke zonke allar beiga! 01:37:59.539 --> 01:38:02.543 Beiga zonke! 01:38:03.243 --> 01:38:04.411 (DAVE YELLS) 01:38:08.381 --> 01:38:10.117 Here it comes! Spark it! 01:38:11.751 --> 01:38:13.253 - (ENGINE STARTS) - (NATE SCREAMING) 01:38:15.355 --> 01:38:16.723 Nate! 01:38:19.792 --> 01:38:21.361 (SCREAMS) 01:38:27.867 --> 01:38:31.805 Oh, fuck! Pat! Fuck. 01:38:31.838 --> 01:38:35.242 Pat! Sorry, Pat! I'm sorry! 01:38:52.392 --> 01:38:54.595 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - Barb? (GASPS) 01:38:57.297 --> 01:38:58.265 (NATE GRUNTS) 01:39:11.477 --> 01:39:13.213 (THUNDER CRASHING) 01:39:15.315 --> 01:39:19.353 (SHILL GROANING LOUDLY) 01:39:25.425 --> 01:39:28.795 Help? I killed my band because of your help! 01:39:28.828 --> 01:39:31.865 Die, you cocksucker! Die! 01:39:34.567 --> 01:39:36.403 (IN RASPY VOICE) You finished it. 01:39:36.436 --> 01:39:39.873 You finished the song, didn't you? 01:39:39.906 --> 01:39:41.542 You finished it. 01:39:42.242 --> 01:39:44.278 (SHILL COUGHING) 01:39:52.418 --> 01:39:54.688 (SHILL GROANING) 01:39:55.855 --> 01:40:00.928 You finished it. You did, didn't you? 01:40:01.928 --> 01:40:03.330 Ah. 01:40:03.997 --> 01:40:06.633 Look at the rage in your eyes. 01:40:08.301 --> 01:40:10.771 You're not Dave Grohl. 01:40:13.039 --> 01:40:16.610 It's time for your solo career. 01:40:28.721 --> 01:40:30.757 (MUFFLED CROWD CHEERING) 01:40:32.325 --> 01:40:33.860 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 01:40:35.595 --> 01:40:36.730 We're ready for you, brother. 01:40:36.763 --> 01:40:38.966 That is a full house out there. 01:40:40.733 --> 01:40:42.769 You all good, Dave? 01:40:43.569 --> 01:40:45.872 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) Never better. 01:40:45.905 --> 01:40:47.307 Okay. 01:40:55.682 --> 01:40:57.718 (INDISTINCT VOICES WHISPERING) 01:41:16.360 --> 01:42:21.360 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.