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You there,
which way to Pepperinge Eye?

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Couldn't say, sir.

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It said on the wireless to paint out
the signposts in case the Nazis drop in.

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I'm not a Nazi. I'm a British officer.

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That's what you'd say
if you was a Nazi, isn't it, sir?

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Drive on, Corporal.

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Sorry to give you so many,
but you do have six bedrooms.

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Oh, no trouble, my dear.

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Anything to get the poor things away
from those terrible bombings in London.

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Come along, love. Let's go.

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Hey, what about us?

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Oh, yes. What is your name, please?

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Rawlins, ma'am.

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Rawlins? Rawlins?

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Oh, yes. Here we are.

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Carrie, Charles, Paul.

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Well, you're for Miss Price.
I'm expecting' her in.

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I won't be a moment.
Please, don't touch anything.

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Call out the tanks

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From the Cliffs of Dover

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call up the Gauls

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And don't forget the loyal territorials

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Who's digging in here?

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Who will defend

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every inch of England
no matter what they send?

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Who's standing firm
in our own front yard?

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The soldiers of
the old home guard

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That's who

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The soldiers of
the old home guard

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For we wrote the story
of the old brigade

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We know the glory
of yesterday's parades

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Who's standing firm
in our own front yard?

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The soldiers of
the old home guard

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That's who

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The soldiers of
the old home guard

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Parade, halt.

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Carry on, Sergeant.

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Captain Greer, sir,
from headquarters at Tidbury,

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here to check military preparations
in the area.

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Tell them Pepperinge Eye
has matters well in hand.

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But nevertheless, I...

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What on earth is that?

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Good morning, General.

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I received your message, Mrs. Hobday.
I assume that my parcel has arrived.

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It's in the office.

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Ah, lovely.

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Who is that?

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Miss Price, splendid woman.

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Her late father served
with me at Vimy Ridge.

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What's she burn in this thing?
It smells a bit like sulfur.

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Ridiculous. One can't make
motor fuel out of sulfur.

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Here we are.

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Another object from
Professor Emelius Browne in London.

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Thank you.

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Is it what you expected?

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I imagine so.

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Professor Browne sent you a cat
last time, did he not?

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Yes.

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Professor Browne is well?

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I haven't the faintest idea.

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Are we to have
the pleasure of meeting him?

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I very much doubt it. I don't know
Professor Browne personally.

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- Was there something else?
- As a matter of fact, there is.

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Would you come this way, Miss Price?

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Well, I'm very anxious
to get home, you know.

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Come along, please.

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Get down, Charlie. I want to ride.

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Stop it this instant!

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Children, this is Miss Price.

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Carrie, Charles, and Paul Rawlins.
All the way from London.

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- How do you do?
- How are you, miss?

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The government's trying to evacuate

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as many children as possible
into the country.

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Very sensible.

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Today they sent us 45.

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And I've had to find homes
for all of them at very short notice.

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These are the last three.

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All right, children, pick up your things.

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You're not suggesting that I should
take these children into my house?

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Exactly.

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Oh, I'm sorry,
but that's quite out of the question.

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Children and I don't get on.

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I believe you, miss.
Come on, back to London.

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Hurray!

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Be quiet.

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Besides, I have work to do,
very important work.

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Miss Price, you do have
that entire house to yourself.

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And according to the order
of the Ministry of Civil Defense,

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you have no choice.

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I see.

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Very well, if that is the case,

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I shall take them into my house
with the understanding

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that you find a more suitable home
as soon as possible.

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Fine, come along.

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Ah! Good morning, Miss Price.

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There they are. Oh, Miss Price.

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What a charitable thing you are doing,

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taking in these poor
unfortunates from the city.

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Hold this very carefully.

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I wonder, Miss Price,
if I may drop by later this afternoon.

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Why?

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Ah, well, we have their spiritual
needs to consider now. Do we not?

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That won't be necessary.
They won't be with me for long.

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Oh!

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My parcel, please.

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Bring your things inside.

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A bit murky, ain't it?

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Yeah.

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Not another house
around here for miles.

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Wipe your feet.

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Big place, this.

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Who else lives here?

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I live alone.

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It suits my purpose.

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All right. Come along, everybody.

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A cat!

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Sorry, miss. The cat startled us.

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No need for alarm.
You just frightened him, that's all.

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Yes, scared to death. You can see that.

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What do you call your cat?

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I don't believe in giving
animals ridiculous names.

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I call him Cosmic Creepers,
because that's the name he came with.

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You will sleep in here.

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This was my father's bedroom.

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And I want you
to be very careful of everything in it.

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You boys take the bed, there.

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All right, miss.

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- What was your name?
- It's Carrie, miss.

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Carrie, you sleep on the sofa in there.

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Thank you, miss.

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Is that all you brought?

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We ain't exactly burdened
down with frillies.

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Travel light, that's us.

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Well, I don't think this
arrangement is going to work,

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but it seems that I have no alternative.

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We'll do our best, miss. Really we will.

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Thank you, Carrie.
The bathroom is along the landing.

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Supper is at 6:00.
You will wash thoroughly...

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- Wash?
- You will wash yourselves,

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otherwise there will be no supper.

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Is that clear?

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A house of horror,
that's what we've come to.

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Please don't bother to whisper.

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I'm exceptionally keen of hearing.

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You are planning to run back to London.

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If you've any plotting to do,
please do it elsewhere

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where I shan't have to listen to it.

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I'm afraid I don't know much
about what children eat.

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You'll have to make do as I do.

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Is there anything particular
that you fancy?

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Sausage and mash,
bubble and squeak, toad in the hole.

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Fried fish. Oh, anything at all.

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I'm afraid you
won't find any fried foods in this house.

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- No fried food?
- No.

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How do you keep your health?

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Cabbage buds, rose hips,
glyssop seed, elm bark,

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whortle yeast and stewed nettles.

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"Dear madam, with this shipment,

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"the Emelius Browne
Correspondence College of Witchcraft

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"sends you its heartiest congratulations

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"on qualifying for the first
degree of your chosen calling.

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"You may now call yourself
apprentice witch.

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"Yours faithfully, Emelius Browne."

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My first broom.

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Time to go. Everybody up.

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Wake up, Paul.
We're going back to London.

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Now, let's see how we fly this thing.

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Here we are.

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"Clasp the broom with both hands."

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Yes, of course.

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"No, never astride the broom."
Yes, of course.

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"Technically, a witch is always a lady

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"except when circumstances
dictate otherwise.

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"Take an easy,
graceful, sideways position."

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Of course, that's much better.

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An easy, graceful, sideways position.

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There we are. How's that?

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"To start up the broom,
your basic formula."

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I wasn't ready!

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Now, watch this.

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Here we go.

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It's going to be a little
different this time.

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All right, I know it's not ladylike.

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- Cor!
- What's the matter?

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- How does she do that?
- 'Cause she's a witch.

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- That's the sort of thing witches do.
- Oh.

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She don't fly good, do she?

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She's crashed!

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Come on, now's our chance to hop it.

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Suppose she's hurt?

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Go on. You can't hurt a witch.

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Look out!

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She's proper cross, now.
Let's get away from here.

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Hang on. I'm having a bit of a think.

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"A witch she is," says you.

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"Then let's use the old loaf," says I.

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Let's get back to London.

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What we have here is an opportunity.

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She don't want anyone
to know she's a witch, does she?

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Not ruddy likely.

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That's the opportunity.

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And I intend to make the most of it.
Come on.

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Bran porridge.

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Thank you, miss.

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Very healthful, I'm sure.

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Hurt your foot, Miss Price?

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Oh, just twisted my ankle.

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Sorry to hear that.

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Thank you. It's nothing serious.

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Lovely weather for flying last night.

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Why did you say that, Charles?

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Game's up, Miss Price.

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We know what you are.

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I see.

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Don't worry, Miss Price.
No one's gonna peach on you.

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Thank you. I should be most grateful
if you didn't tell anyone in the village.

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'Course, there'll have to be one or two
little changes made around here.

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I mean, I'd like to see an occasional
sausage on the table here.

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A bit of strawberry jam.

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Charlie!

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Let me handle this.

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And another thing, Miss Price,
there'll be no more of this

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wash, wash, wash, mornin' and night.

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Anything else?

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Now you mention it,
I could do with a bit of lolly.

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Lolly?

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Cash, cold hard cash.

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You must have buckets of it.

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For your information,

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the most accomplished of witches
can't make money out of thin air.

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Have you ever heard of a rich witch?

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Be that as it may,
you don't want us to blab, do you?

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Have you considered
what danger you might be in?

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I am a witch, you know.

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What will you do? Turn me into a toad?

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Lovely, a toad with pink eyes.

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I might just do that.

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Go on, then. I dare you.

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Very well, Charles.

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You shouldn't have said that to her.

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She don't frighten me.

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She can't even ride a proper broom.

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Excuse me, Charles.

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Oh, Charlie!

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That's better than a toad.
That's a rabbit.

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Bother! I never seem
to be able to manage toads.

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Stop! Leave him alone!

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Don't let Charlie get hurt.

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Oh, not to worry.
My spells don't last very long.

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I'm just an apprentice witch, you know.

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Look out, Charlie!

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You flamin' brute!

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I'll teach you to do that to me!

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Let Cosmic Creepus alone.
Weren't his fault.

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I'm afraid it's my fault.

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Bad enough not being
able to manage a broom,

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I can't perform a simple, basic spell.

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You dared her to do it.

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I don't see why we can't all be friends.

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Maybe she's not a wicked witch.

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Of course I'm not.

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- See?
- If only I could trust you.

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You see, the work I'm doing
is so important to the war effort.

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How do you mean?

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I mean, exceptionally important.

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Most secret.

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What do you say, Charlie.
We can keep a secret.

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Yeah, if someone made
it worth our while.

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I don't follow.

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Simple, you give us something
valuable to seal the pact.

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Oh, Charlie,
don't try to be clever again.

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It's for her own protection, ain't it?

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If we broke the pact,

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we'd have to give back
the valuable object.

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I think it's an excellent idea.

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I wonder what I could give you?

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Would you settle for one of my spells?

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I bet that's not worth much.

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Come with me.

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I liked you better as a rabbit, Charlie.

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Shut up, you.

00:21:56.064 --> 00:21:57.732
Well, I never had a rabbit.

00:22:00.027 --> 00:22:01.986
Careful what you touch in here.

00:22:04.531 --> 00:22:06.741
Rum sort of place, ain't it?

00:22:07.993 --> 00:22:10.119
When I signed for my witchcraft course,

00:22:10.203 --> 00:22:13.914
there was a free bonus,
a certain marvelous traveling spell,

00:22:13.957 --> 00:22:15.291
if you paid promptly in advance.

00:22:15.375 --> 00:22:17.752
I think I'll give you that one.

00:22:17.836 --> 00:22:20.129
- Is it valuable?
- Certainly!

00:22:24.092 --> 00:22:26.093
Poisoned dragon's liver!

00:22:26.219 --> 00:22:28.179
Poisoned dragon liver.

00:22:28.305 --> 00:22:31.640
You mean you poison the dragon
or just the liver?

00:22:31.933 --> 00:22:35.019
Well, it comes prepared.
It's part of the school equipment.

00:22:35.395 --> 00:22:38.064
Ah, here we are. "The traveling spell."

00:22:38.607 --> 00:22:40.775
All right, everybody gather around.

00:22:42.527 --> 00:22:44.445
All right, now let's see.

00:22:44.488 --> 00:22:49.033
Does anyone have a bracelet or a ring?
Something that you can twist.

00:22:49.201 --> 00:22:50.201
No, Miss Price.

00:22:50.285 --> 00:22:51.369
What about you, Paul?

00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:54.080
I always carry a few things
around with me.

00:22:54.122 --> 00:22:56.457
You never know when
they might come in useful.

00:22:56.500 --> 00:22:58.459
A piece of blue glass.

00:22:59.294 --> 00:23:00.628
A lovely bit of string.

00:23:01.671 --> 00:23:03.089
Horseshoe nail.

00:23:05.634 --> 00:23:06.801
What's that?

00:23:07.177 --> 00:23:09.678
A knob, come from the bed upstairs.

00:23:10.180 --> 00:23:11.389
It twists, don't it?

00:23:11.473 --> 00:23:13.557
Yeah, twisted right off.

00:23:13.642 --> 00:23:16.268
Yes, I think that will be all right.

00:23:16.645 --> 00:23:19.647
Carrie, turn the light down a little bit,
will you?

00:23:44.005 --> 00:23:45.089
There.

00:23:45.173 --> 00:23:46.507
Isn't that pretty!

00:23:46.591 --> 00:23:47.800
Is that all we get?

00:23:48.260 --> 00:23:52.054
This knob will now work
the famous traveling spell.

00:23:52.139 --> 00:23:54.849
And what's the famous traveling spell?

00:23:54.975 --> 00:23:56.183
How does it work?

00:23:56.268 --> 00:23:59.311
Well, you take this knob
and put it back on the bed upstairs.

00:23:59.563 --> 00:24:02.148
Then, turn it smartly
a quarter turn to the left.

00:24:02.190 --> 00:24:04.024
Then, in a firm, clear voice,

00:24:04.151 --> 00:24:07.361
tell it where you want to go,
and the bed will take you there.

00:24:07.696 --> 00:24:09.989
- Go on!
- Miss Price, will it really?

00:24:10.782 --> 00:24:12.658
Well, I see no reason to think otherwise.

00:24:13.785 --> 00:24:16.245
Oh, thank you for the lovely gift.

00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:18.789
Oh, I'm sorry, but it does belong to Paul.

00:24:18.874 --> 00:24:20.791
He's the only one
who can work the spell.

00:24:20.876 --> 00:24:21.876
Me?

00:24:22.002 --> 00:24:23.002
Yes.

00:24:23.044 --> 00:24:24.879
That's right. Mine, now wasn't it.

00:24:26.339 --> 00:24:28.048
That's the way the spell works.

00:24:28.550 --> 00:24:30.718
Nice mess he'll make of things.

00:24:33.138 --> 00:24:34.388
Oh, bother.

00:24:34.473 --> 00:24:35.848
You children run upstairs,

00:24:35.891 --> 00:24:39.018
but mind you, don't try anything
with the bedknob till I get back.

00:24:40.562 --> 00:24:42.813
"Dear madam,
it grieves me to inform you,

00:24:42.898 --> 00:24:44.690
"that due to the war,
we have been forced

00:24:44.733 --> 00:24:47.318
"to close down
our college of witchcraft.

00:24:47.402 --> 00:24:49.153
"This means that we shall
not be sending you

00:24:49.237 --> 00:24:52.740
"the final lesson in which
you expressed so much interest."

00:24:55.827 --> 00:24:57.912
We were wondering
what was keeping you.

00:24:57.996 --> 00:24:59.872
I've had some very bad news.

00:24:59.915 --> 00:25:01.582
Is there anything we can do?

00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:03.459
No, no, thank you.

00:25:05.295 --> 00:25:09.006
Yes, yes, there is
something that Paul can do.

00:25:09.424 --> 00:25:11.842
- Me?
- Paul, I need the bedknob back.

00:25:11.927 --> 00:25:13.469
I must get to London immediately.

00:25:14.137 --> 00:25:16.555
No, I want to go to the jungle.

00:25:16.765 --> 00:25:18.015
Come with me, Paul.

00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:25.940
Now, Paul, ridiculous as it may seem

00:25:26.024 --> 00:25:28.442
to have to explain this
to a six-year-old child,

00:25:28.485 --> 00:25:29.944
but I do need your help.

00:25:30.195 --> 00:25:31.278
Go ahead.

00:25:31.321 --> 00:25:34.740
I was expecting a very
important spell in the mail

00:25:34.783 --> 00:25:37.284
from my teacher,
Professor Emelius Browne,

00:25:37.410 --> 00:25:38.744
and it hasn't come.

00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:40.829
What's that got to do with my knob?

00:25:40.914 --> 00:25:43.832
I must go to London immediately
and see Professor Browne.

00:25:44.292 --> 00:25:48.462
With his help, we may be able
to bring this war to a successful end.

00:25:49.297 --> 00:25:50.506
That is why I need the knob.

00:25:51.508 --> 00:25:53.259
What is your decision?

00:26:00.141 --> 00:26:01.559
Thank you, Paul.

00:26:04.771 --> 00:26:07.314
I brought this for your hair, Carrie.
It may be windy.

00:26:07.399 --> 00:26:09.650
Thank you. Oh, it's ever so nice.

00:26:09.859 --> 00:26:12.361
Paul, have you been to the bathroom?

00:26:12.737 --> 00:26:13.904
- Twice.
- Good.

00:26:14.656 --> 00:26:16.699
Charles, you'd better
put on something warmer.

00:26:16.783 --> 00:26:18.867
The bed may travel quite fast.

00:26:19.202 --> 00:26:21.829
I'm not going. I'm staying right here.

00:26:22.664 --> 00:26:24.290
But why, Charlie?

00:26:24.541 --> 00:26:26.875
All that rubbish about a traveling bed.

00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:29.128
It won't work, that's why.

00:26:29.838 --> 00:26:31.672
Carrie, help me to pull the bed out.

00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:35.551
We don't want to scratch
the wall when we take off, do we?

00:26:35.885 --> 00:26:37.886
How's a ruddy big bed, like that,

00:26:37.971 --> 00:26:40.931
going to get out of this room,
with those little windows?

00:26:42.517 --> 00:26:43.642
I don't know, Charles.

00:26:43.685 --> 00:26:46.228
There's a great many things
about magic that I don't know.

00:26:46.313 --> 00:26:47.980
We'll just have to find out.

00:26:48.231 --> 00:26:51.025
Lovely. Just so's you leave me out of it.

00:26:51.067 --> 00:26:53.652
I don't fancy making a fool of myself.

00:26:53.903 --> 00:26:56.030
What's come over you lately, Charlie?

00:26:56.114 --> 00:26:57.698
You're no fun, anymore.

00:26:57.782 --> 00:26:59.302
Help me to tidy up the bed, Carrie.

00:26:59.326 --> 00:27:01.827
We don't want to go to London
with an unmade bed.

00:27:01.870 --> 00:27:03.037
How old is Charles?

00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:04.705
Eleven, going on twelve.

00:27:05.290 --> 00:27:09.543
I see. That's what my father used to call
the age of "Not believing."

00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:12.212
What's that supposed to be?

00:27:13.214 --> 00:27:16.675
When you rush around
in hopeless circles

00:27:17.260 --> 00:27:20.888
Searching everywhere
for something true

00:27:21.848 --> 00:27:25.726
You're at the age
of not believing

00:27:26.269 --> 00:27:29.396
When all the make believe is through

00:27:29.481 --> 00:27:31.398
That's Charlie to a T.

00:27:31.691 --> 00:27:35.319
When you set aside
your childhood heroes

00:27:35.904 --> 00:27:39.448
And your dreams
are lost upon a shelf

00:27:40.492 --> 00:27:44.161
You're at the age of not believing

00:27:44.954 --> 00:27:48.749
and worst of all you doubt yourself

00:27:49.167 --> 00:27:50.709
Throw that into the wastebasket.

00:27:51.211 --> 00:27:54.922
You're a castaway
where no one hears you

00:27:55.632 --> 00:27:59.259
On a barren isle in a lonely sea

00:27:59.302 --> 00:28:00.844
What's that supposed to be? Poetry?

00:28:00.929 --> 00:28:03.681
Where did all the happy endings go?

00:28:05.016 --> 00:28:08.268
Where can all the good times be?

00:28:08.937 --> 00:28:10.270
Everyone on the bed who's going.

00:28:10.814 --> 00:28:15.109
You must face the age of not believing

00:28:15.402 --> 00:28:19.029
Doubting everything you ever knew

00:28:19.197 --> 00:28:20.239
The knob, Paul.

00:28:20.281 --> 00:28:24.493
Until at last you start believing

00:28:25.245 --> 00:28:30.040
There's something wonderful in you

00:28:31.042 --> 00:28:33.001
Lovely sentiment, I'm sure.

00:28:33.461 --> 00:28:35.504
- Are you ready, Paul?
- Yes, Miss Price.

00:28:35.922 --> 00:28:37.297
Repeat after me.

00:28:38.091 --> 00:28:41.301
Take us to Professor Emelius Browne.

00:28:42.345 --> 00:28:44.638
Take us to Professor...

00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:48.308
Emelius Browne.

00:28:48.476 --> 00:28:49.643
Very good.

00:28:49.686 --> 00:28:54.148
Headmaster,
Correspondence College of Witchcraft.

00:28:54.566 --> 00:28:59.319
Headmaster, Correspondence College.

00:29:00.155 --> 00:29:02.781
Of Witchcraft, London.

00:29:03.199 --> 00:29:05.659
Of Witchcraft, London.

00:29:05.869 --> 00:29:07.828
Now, when I say "go,"

00:29:07.912 --> 00:29:11.957
tap the knob three times
and turn it a quarter turn to the left.

00:29:13.918 --> 00:29:15.836
- Left.
- That's it.

00:29:16.713 --> 00:29:18.756
Now, we better hold on tight.

00:29:20.175 --> 00:29:22.843
The behavior of the bed
is something I'm not quite sure of.

00:29:23.303 --> 00:29:25.304
Let me breathe a little.

00:29:25.346 --> 00:29:27.347
All right, Paul, ready?

00:29:28.767 --> 00:29:29.767
Go.

00:29:30.435 --> 00:29:34.021
One, two, three.

00:30:31.246 --> 00:30:32.496
Is this London?

00:30:32.580 --> 00:30:35.499
Course it is.
Can't you smell that lovely, sooty air?

00:30:35.583 --> 00:30:36.875
Marvelous, ain't it?

00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:38.627
Well, Charles,
are you convinced by now?

00:30:38.711 --> 00:30:40.045
Not yet, I ain't.

00:30:40.213 --> 00:30:42.381
I don't see no Professor Browne.

00:30:42.423 --> 00:30:43.924
Neither do I, in point of fact.

00:30:44.008 --> 00:30:47.302
You children look after the bed
while I make inquiries for Mr. Browne.

00:30:49.931 --> 00:30:52.099
I told you this flamin' bed wouldn't work.

00:30:52.141 --> 00:30:53.934
Oh, Charlie, don't start that again.

00:30:54.060 --> 00:30:55.519
It didn't work proper.

00:30:55.603 --> 00:30:58.605
- This bed was supposed to take us to...
- Look!

00:31:00.358 --> 00:31:01.775
Professor Browne!

00:31:02.402 --> 00:31:03.735
Come on!

00:31:14.205 --> 00:31:15.622
Ladies and gentlemen!

00:31:15.665 --> 00:31:18.083
Gather around, please,
ladies and gentlemen!

00:31:20.169 --> 00:31:22.045
Please note the name,
ladies and gentlemen,

00:31:22.130 --> 00:31:23.714
Professor Emelius Browne.

00:31:23.798 --> 00:31:29.011
I am here to divert, to amuse,
and, yes, even to help you.

00:31:29.387 --> 00:31:30.512
There he is!

00:31:30.597 --> 00:31:32.306
It is not what things are.

00:31:35.226 --> 00:31:37.311
It is what they seem to be.

00:31:37.812 --> 00:31:38.937
Is that not so, madam?

00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:41.440
That ain't the kind
of professor I expected.

00:31:41.482 --> 00:31:44.860
I'm not sure it's the kind of professor
Miss Price expected, either.

00:31:45.653 --> 00:31:48.322
What effect a little smoke is

00:31:49.490 --> 00:31:52.868
with a dash of hocus pocus
and the scent of burning...

00:31:55.163 --> 00:31:57.789
And the scent
of burning sulfur in the air.

00:31:59.250 --> 00:32:01.170
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for my next trick,

00:32:01.210 --> 00:32:02.252
may I draw your attention

00:32:02.337 --> 00:32:04.922
to this solid piece
of ordinary window glass

00:32:05.131 --> 00:32:07.966
framed in an ordinary,
unprepared frame.

00:32:08.259 --> 00:32:12.262
May I also draw your attention
to this perfectly ordinary steel nail.

00:32:12.347 --> 00:32:16.850
Now, I shall place the framed glass
in this brown, unprepared,

00:32:16.893 --> 00:32:19.102
unprepared, mark you,
ladies and gentlemen,

00:32:19.187 --> 00:32:21.480
unprepared, brown, paper bag.

00:32:21.856 --> 00:32:22.981
I shall now attempt

00:32:23.024 --> 00:32:27.778
to drive the steel nail through the glass
without breaking the glass!

00:32:28.696 --> 00:32:30.572
"Impossible," I can hear you say.

00:32:31.199 --> 00:32:32.532
We shall see.

00:32:37.330 --> 00:32:40.040
He ain't very good,
even if he is a professor.

00:32:40.291 --> 00:32:42.686
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
No, ladies, please don't go.

00:32:42.710 --> 00:32:46.046
Don't leave now
and regret lost opportunities later.

00:32:55.181 --> 00:32:56.473
You, young sir,

00:32:56.557 --> 00:32:59.893
would you care to warble
like the storied nightingale?

00:32:59.936 --> 00:33:02.396
With this inexpensive device,

00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:05.899
you can charm the very birds
down from the trees, like so.

00:33:10.238 --> 00:33:11.405
How much?

00:33:11.572 --> 00:33:13.281
For you, sir, one penny.

00:33:13.992 --> 00:33:15.742
One copper coin of the realm.

00:33:24.419 --> 00:33:27.295
Carrie, I'm very surprised at you,
wandering off like this.

00:33:27.380 --> 00:33:30.382
We found him for you, miss.
We found Professor Browne.

00:33:31.426 --> 00:33:33.010
It don't work. I've been cheated!

00:33:33.678 --> 00:33:35.971
Is that Professor Browne?

00:33:37.098 --> 00:33:38.473
It is indeed, my dear.

00:33:38.683 --> 00:33:39.766
How may I serve you?

00:33:39.851 --> 00:33:41.453
Would you be interested
in the mating call

00:33:41.477 --> 00:33:43.687
of the Brazilian Matouacan bird?

00:33:43.771 --> 00:33:45.605
Known as the bird of love?

00:33:47.275 --> 00:33:48.608
Very useful, eh?

00:33:48.693 --> 00:33:49.943
You are the headmaster

00:33:49.986 --> 00:33:52.571
of the Emelius Browne
Correspondence College of Witchcraft?

00:33:52.613 --> 00:33:53.780
The late headmaster.

00:33:53.865 --> 00:33:56.074
The college, alas, is now defunct.

00:33:56.451 --> 00:33:59.036
Professor Browne,
I am one of your pupils.

00:33:59.120 --> 00:34:03.165
My dear lady, you are, indeed,
an ornament to the college.

00:34:03.624 --> 00:34:04.958
- Splendid!
- Not at all.

00:34:05.460 --> 00:34:08.128
I was shocked and dismayed
when you closed down the college

00:34:08.212 --> 00:34:10.464
without that most important last lesson.

00:34:10.965 --> 00:34:12.966
I'm sorry, my dear, no refunds.

00:34:13.051 --> 00:34:14.259
Look at your contract.

00:34:14.302 --> 00:34:17.637
But I must have the spell
that comes with the last lesson!

00:34:17.680 --> 00:34:19.848
The matter is closed.
I bid you good day!

00:34:19.932 --> 00:34:22.517
I have an appointment
at my club for squash rackets.

00:34:22.602 --> 00:34:25.395
The matter is not closed!
Don't let him get away.

00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:26.772
Right-o!

00:34:29.984 --> 00:34:31.777
Leave go of me!

00:34:32.487 --> 00:34:35.822
Would you mind? Would you mind?
Would you mind...

00:34:35.907 --> 00:34:36.990
Ah, here we are.

00:34:37.533 --> 00:34:39.117
Will you get this child off my leg?

00:34:39.160 --> 00:34:40.327
Would you get this child...

00:34:44.707 --> 00:34:45.832
Cor!

00:34:50.296 --> 00:34:52.756
Now, I trust you'll behave
more like a gentleman.

00:34:53.466 --> 00:34:54.549
Look out!

00:34:56.010 --> 00:34:58.470
Well, there goes another rabbit.

00:34:58.721 --> 00:35:00.514
Oh! What was all that about?

00:35:00.556 --> 00:35:03.225
I changed you into a rabbit
with one of your own spells.

00:35:03.935 --> 00:35:06.812
My spell? From my school?

00:35:07.188 --> 00:35:09.374
Not one of your
best spells, in point of fact.

00:35:09.398 --> 00:35:10.690
It doesn't last very long.

00:35:10.733 --> 00:35:12.609
Some of your others are much better.

00:35:12.693 --> 00:35:14.319
But I don't understand.

00:35:14.362 --> 00:35:15.779
My spell?

00:35:16.072 --> 00:35:18.615
They were just nonsense
words that I got out of an old book.

00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:20.450
Well, they worked perfectly well for me.

00:35:22.578 --> 00:35:24.371
They worked for you?

00:35:27.917 --> 00:35:31.545
Good woman, some kind of destiny
has brought us together.

00:35:31.587 --> 00:35:34.548
You got the words for these spells
out of some old book you say?

00:35:34.590 --> 00:35:37.050
Well, more or less.
I changed them 'round a bit.

00:35:37.093 --> 00:35:40.428
I gave them a bit
of my own style as it were.

00:35:40.513 --> 00:35:42.722
The old sorcerers
did have a bit of a tendency

00:35:42.807 --> 00:35:44.891
to waffle on, but dear lady,

00:35:45.184 --> 00:35:47.978
I never thought I'd meet
somebody like you.

00:35:49.397 --> 00:35:50.814
What a treasure.

00:35:51.274 --> 00:35:54.401
Mr. Browne, will you
please stick to the point!

00:35:54.443 --> 00:35:57.028
I would like
to see this book, immediately!

00:35:57.071 --> 00:35:58.071
Certainly.

00:35:58.156 --> 00:35:59.865
It's at my new town house.

00:35:59.907 --> 00:36:02.409
Would you care to
join me for luncheon?

00:36:02.493 --> 00:36:05.245
We can discuss my ideas
at the same time.

00:36:05.746 --> 00:36:07.539
Thank you. We'd be delighted.

00:36:07.915 --> 00:36:09.291
We shall all go together.

00:36:09.667 --> 00:36:11.918
- On the bed?
- On the bed, Paul.

00:36:16.507 --> 00:36:20.093
You go 'round the other side.
I always travel on the left.

00:36:21.387 --> 00:36:24.097
Will you give the address
to Paul, please.

00:36:24.140 --> 00:36:27.684
May I ask, how we're going
to get there on this bed? Fly?

00:36:27.768 --> 00:36:30.353
My dear Professor Browne,
with your own traveling spell,

00:36:30.438 --> 00:36:32.814
the one you gave with
the course as a bonus.

00:36:33.065 --> 00:36:34.774
My traveling spell?

00:36:35.109 --> 00:36:36.401
That works, as well?

00:36:36.444 --> 00:36:38.486
Just give the address, please.

00:36:39.530 --> 00:36:41.156
Eight Wynchfield road.

00:36:41.991 --> 00:36:45.452
Bed, take us to Eight Wynchfield road.

00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:56.630
Madam, is this vehicle safe?

00:36:56.964 --> 00:36:58.632
Oh, perfectly safe.

00:36:58.716 --> 00:37:02.302
Bit theatrical, perhaps,
but then, most good spells are.

00:37:37.630 --> 00:37:39.464
Well, we're here.

00:37:40.132 --> 00:37:41.591
I would never have believed it.

00:37:42.468 --> 00:37:44.068
You must have given us
the wrong address.

00:37:44.136 --> 00:37:45.762
You don't live here, do you?

00:37:45.846 --> 00:37:48.556
In point of fact, I do.
Temporarily, at any rate.

00:37:48.975 --> 00:37:51.518
I found the front door open.
The house was deserted.

00:37:52.103 --> 00:37:53.728
Everyone has left the neighborhood.

00:37:54.689 --> 00:37:56.189
Now, why should they do that?

00:37:57.358 --> 00:37:59.401
This probably
has something to do with it.

00:38:02.196 --> 00:38:03.697
Merciful heavens!

00:38:04.156 --> 00:38:06.950
I should think you'd be terrified
at the very idea of living here.

00:38:07.034 --> 00:38:08.303
You'd have thought so, wouldn't you?

00:38:08.327 --> 00:38:10.704
I am by nature, a little bit of a coward.

00:38:10.746 --> 00:38:12.580
But then I pondered, as I often do.

00:38:12.665 --> 00:38:14.416
In the perverse nature of things,

00:38:14.500 --> 00:38:18.628
this diabolical object is probably
the best friend I've ever had.

00:38:18.713 --> 00:38:22.007
It enables me for the first time
in my life, to live like a king.

00:38:22.049 --> 00:38:23.091
Shall we go in?

00:38:26.387 --> 00:38:28.013
Rothschild '26.

00:38:28.055 --> 00:38:31.683
Noble, worldly-wise,
but with a charming touch of innocence.

00:38:31.726 --> 00:38:34.978
- Wouldn't you say?
- Mr. Browne, the book. Where is it?

00:38:35.062 --> 00:38:36.813
Dear lady, you are relentless.

00:38:36.897 --> 00:38:38.189
The book is in the library

00:38:38.232 --> 00:38:41.192
and we shall proceed there
after finishing our cheese and wine.

00:38:41.944 --> 00:38:43.570
Why'd you keep the curtains closed?

00:38:44.655 --> 00:38:47.115
So that we may enjoy
the gentle glow of candlelight.

00:38:47.658 --> 00:38:49.993
More likely,
so's the coppers don't peek in

00:38:50.077 --> 00:38:51.745
and catch you hidin' out here.

00:38:51.829 --> 00:38:54.414
Now, why don't you young things
have a look around the house?

00:38:54.749 --> 00:38:56.268
I want to have a chat with Miss Price.

00:38:56.292 --> 00:38:58.126
- May we?
- Yes, run along, children.

00:38:58.210 --> 00:38:59.627
But mind you, don't touch anything.

00:38:59.712 --> 00:39:02.255
Remember, this house doesn't
belong to Mr. Browne.

00:39:03.090 --> 00:39:05.425
Mr. Browne, where is that book?

00:39:05.468 --> 00:39:08.511
I must have that spell
on substitutiary locomotion.

00:39:20.274 --> 00:39:22.108
What is it? A toy shop?

00:39:22.193 --> 00:39:23.360
No, it's a nursery.

00:39:23.444 --> 00:39:25.111
Ain't you ever seen a nursery?

00:39:25.196 --> 00:39:27.030
No, and neither have you.

00:40:05.277 --> 00:40:07.404
Would you hold this, please?

00:40:22.086 --> 00:40:24.129
What do you think of that?

00:40:30.177 --> 00:40:32.053
Well, I don't know what to think.

00:40:32.138 --> 00:40:35.056
Miss Price, just think
how successful I could be

00:40:35.141 --> 00:40:37.267
with an assistant
who can really do magic!

00:40:37.351 --> 00:40:38.351
Oh?

00:40:38.436 --> 00:40:40.728
Dear lady, have you ever
considered entering,

00:40:40.813 --> 00:40:42.730
what some of us call, "Show business?"

00:40:43.566 --> 00:40:44.774
The what business?

00:40:44.859 --> 00:40:46.443
The theater, pantomimes,

00:40:46.527 --> 00:40:48.736
village fairs, the seaside, Brighton,

00:40:48.821 --> 00:40:50.405
Blackpool, follies on the prom...

00:40:50.489 --> 00:40:53.032
Mr. Browne,
I have very important work to do.

00:40:53.451 --> 00:40:55.493
Listen to me. We could make a packet.

00:40:56.412 --> 00:40:57.954
Let us strike a bargain

00:40:58.372 --> 00:41:02.000
You possess a gift
but I can speak the jargon

00:41:02.042 --> 00:41:03.877
That will give your
gift the needed lift

00:41:03.919 --> 00:41:04.961
Oh?

00:41:05.045 --> 00:41:09.007
You possess the know how
and I command the show how

00:41:09.383 --> 00:41:14.471
Oh, how successful
you could be with me

00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:17.765
I'm afraid we're wasting valuable time.

00:41:17.850 --> 00:41:19.309
- What's your name?
- Miss Price.

00:41:19.393 --> 00:41:20.643
No, your first name, my dear.

00:41:20.728 --> 00:41:21.769
Eglantine.

00:41:21.854 --> 00:41:22.896
Eglantine?

00:41:23.606 --> 00:41:26.733
Eglantine

00:41:26.775 --> 00:41:28.651
Oh, how you'll shine

00:41:28.736 --> 00:41:32.155
Your lot and my lot
have got to combine

00:41:32.740 --> 00:41:34.824
Eglantine, Eglantine

00:41:34.909 --> 00:41:36.367
Hark to the stars

00:41:36.952 --> 00:41:38.703
Destiny calls us

00:41:38.746 --> 00:41:42.332
The future is ours
as the shine sells the boot

00:41:42.416 --> 00:41:44.334
And the blossoms the fruit

00:41:44.418 --> 00:41:47.962
All you need to succeed in your plan

00:41:48.339 --> 00:41:52.717
Is the proper ally
upon whom to rely

00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:55.553
And I'm your man

00:41:56.430 --> 00:42:00.767
For I have an acumen
that's nigh superhuman

00:42:00.851 --> 00:42:03.436
I sell things that nobody can

00:42:04.438 --> 00:42:08.358
So I humbly suggest
you accept my behest

00:42:08.984 --> 00:42:11.402
I'm your man

00:42:12.446 --> 00:42:13.613
Eglantine, Eglantine

00:42:13.656 --> 00:42:14.697
Mr. Browne!

00:42:14.782 --> 00:42:15.823
Oh, how you shine

00:42:15.908 --> 00:42:16.968
Mr. Browne, will you please...

00:42:16.992 --> 00:42:18.117
Your lot and my lot

00:42:18.160 --> 00:42:20.161
Have got to combine

00:42:20.246 --> 00:42:21.496
Eglantine, Eglantine

00:42:21.580 --> 00:42:22.660
Mr. Browne, do you hear me?

00:42:22.706 --> 00:42:24.082
Hark to the stars

00:42:24.124 --> 00:42:25.124
Destiny calls us

00:42:25.209 --> 00:42:26.269
Mr. Browne, I'm warning you.

00:42:26.293 --> 00:42:28.002
The future is ours

00:42:31.966 --> 00:42:33.132
What are you reading?

00:42:36.178 --> 00:42:37.971
Isle of Naboombu.

00:42:38.097 --> 00:42:39.764
Can't be no such place.

00:42:39.807 --> 00:42:41.891
There is too such a place.

00:42:41.976 --> 00:42:44.477
These pictures proves it, don't it?

00:42:46.063 --> 00:42:47.564
A bit weird, ain't it?

00:42:47.648 --> 00:42:49.983
Animals wearing hats and things?

00:42:51.235 --> 00:42:52.569
I like it.

00:42:53.404 --> 00:42:55.238
I warned you, Mr. Browne.

00:42:55.447 --> 00:42:57.365
Now, where is the book?

00:42:58.534 --> 00:42:59.993
Well? Where is it?

00:43:18.012 --> 00:43:19.804
At last, Mr. Browne!

00:43:25.102 --> 00:43:28.062
The Spells of Astoroth.

00:43:28.147 --> 00:43:29.147
Of course.

00:43:30.399 --> 00:43:33.151
Here's the traveling spell.
This is where you got it.

00:43:35.195 --> 00:43:37.280
Does one's nose
have to twitch like this?

00:43:37.781 --> 00:43:39.198
Oh, you're back, Mr. Browne.

00:43:39.867 --> 00:43:42.368
Miss Price, a word about your tactics.

00:43:42.411 --> 00:43:45.038
I don't mind being changed
into a hawk or a tiger,

00:43:45.080 --> 00:43:46.349
or something with a bit of dash to it,

00:43:46.373 --> 00:43:48.708
but always a fluffy, white rabbit?

00:43:48.876 --> 00:43:49.917
It's intolerable!

00:43:51.295 --> 00:43:52.545
Ah, here we are.

00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:54.631
"Substitutiary locomotion."

00:43:55.758 --> 00:43:57.508
"The ancient art of...

00:43:59.470 --> 00:44:05.183
"The spell which creates this force
is five mystic words.

00:44:05.225 --> 00:44:06.726
"These words are..."

00:44:13.359 --> 00:44:15.151
But the rest of the book is missing!

00:44:15.235 --> 00:44:17.487
Now you see why
I closed down the college.

00:44:19.490 --> 00:44:20.865
But where are the other pages?

00:44:21.325 --> 00:44:23.034
Oh, I haven't the foggiest.

00:44:23.077 --> 00:44:24.535
Listen to me, Mr. Browne.

00:44:24.578 --> 00:44:25.745
I'm all ears.

00:44:25.829 --> 00:44:27.413
You will be if you don't pay attention.

00:44:27.456 --> 00:44:29.666
Where did you get this book?

00:44:29.750 --> 00:44:31.394
I bought it from a chap
in the street market.

00:44:31.418 --> 00:44:33.544
There was a bit of unpleasantness
as a matter of fact.

00:44:33.587 --> 00:44:36.339
He claimed
that I'd given him a dud coin, I ask you.

00:44:36.423 --> 00:44:38.925
There was a sort of scuffle.
The book tore.

00:44:38.967 --> 00:44:41.177
He got one half and I got the other.

00:44:41.261 --> 00:44:43.596
But where's the other half now?

00:44:43.681 --> 00:44:45.075
Oh, it's probably been thrown away.

00:44:45.099 --> 00:44:47.077
If it still exists,
there's only one place to find it.

00:44:47.101 --> 00:44:48.101
Where is that?

00:44:48.936 --> 00:44:52.146
Portobello Road

00:44:52.231 --> 00:44:54.691
Portobello Road

00:44:54.775 --> 00:44:58.236
Street where the riches
of ages are stowed

00:44:58.278 --> 00:45:01.572
Anything and everything
a chap can unload

00:45:01.615 --> 00:45:05.118
Is sold off the barrow
in Portobello Road

00:45:05.160 --> 00:45:09.455
You'll find what you want
in the Portobello Road

00:45:12.584 --> 00:45:14.293
Rare alabaster

00:45:14.378 --> 00:45:15.878
Genuine plaster

00:45:15.963 --> 00:45:19.340
A filigreed samovar
owned by the Czars

00:45:19.425 --> 00:45:22.802
A pen used by Shelley
a new Botticelli

00:45:23.220 --> 00:45:26.264
The snippers that clipped
old King Edward's cigars

00:45:26.306 --> 00:45:27.473
Made in Hong Kong?

00:45:27.558 --> 00:45:29.851
Two bob a dozen, would you say?

00:45:30.394 --> 00:45:32.103
Waterford crystal

00:45:32.146 --> 00:45:33.813
Napoleon's pistols

00:45:33.856 --> 00:45:37.316
Society heirlooms
with genuine gems

00:45:37.401 --> 00:45:40.862
Rembrandts, El Grecos
Toulouse-Lautrecos

00:45:40.946 --> 00:45:44.407
Painted last week on
the banks of the Thames

00:45:45.909 --> 00:45:48.494
Very interesting,
but where do they sell books?

00:45:48.579 --> 00:45:50.580
There's a little place around the corner.

00:45:51.540 --> 00:45:55.001
Portobello Road Portobello Road

00:45:55.043 --> 00:45:58.546
Street where the riches
of ages are stowed

00:45:58.630 --> 00:46:01.841
Anything and everything
a chap can unload

00:46:01.925 --> 00:46:05.386
Is sold off the barrow
in Portobello Road

00:46:05.471 --> 00:46:09.849
You'll meet all your chums
in the Portobello Road

00:46:09.892 --> 00:46:11.642
Lovely to see you, goodbye.

00:46:15.647 --> 00:46:18.316
What I want is the other half
of this book.

00:46:18.358 --> 00:46:20.067
All in good time, my dear.

00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:22.236
Burke's Peerage the bride book

00:46:22.362 --> 00:46:23.571
The fishmonger's guide book

00:46:23.655 --> 00:46:25.656
I'm looking for the other part of this,
thank you.

00:46:25.699 --> 00:46:29.035
A Victorian novel
The Unwanted Son

00:46:29.077 --> 00:46:30.221
You don't understand, I'm not...

00:46:30.245 --> 00:46:31.829
The history of potting

00:46:31.872 --> 00:46:33.581
The yearbook of yachting

00:46:33.665 --> 00:46:37.335
The leather-bound
life of Attila, the Hun

00:46:37.377 --> 00:46:40.713
Portobello Road Portobello Road

00:46:40.798 --> 00:46:42.965
Street where the riches
of ages are stowed

00:46:44.218 --> 00:46:47.470
Artifacts to glorify a regal abode

00:46:47.554 --> 00:46:50.723
Are hid mid the flotsam
in Portobello Road

00:46:50.766 --> 00:46:52.526
Who do you think you are?
The Queen of Sheba?

00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:55.603
Tokens and treasures
yesterday's pleasures

00:46:55.687 --> 00:46:59.148
Cheap imitations
and heirlooms of old

00:46:59.233 --> 00:47:02.568
Dented and tarnished
scarred and unvarnished

00:47:02.653 --> 00:47:04.487
In old Portobello...

00:47:04.571 --> 00:47:06.852
This good lady is looking
for the other half of this book.

00:47:06.907 --> 00:47:09.158
It's called, The Spells of Astoroth.

00:47:13.580 --> 00:47:15.748
I don't keep no torn
or damaged books here.

00:47:15.833 --> 00:47:18.835
What do you think I am?
A ruddy wastepaper merchant?

00:47:21.797 --> 00:47:24.924
You can eat like a king
in the Portobello Road

00:47:27.636 --> 00:47:30.763
I think, if I'm right, there's another book
store along here, somewhere.

00:47:30.806 --> 00:47:33.432
Grandpa, you don't
expect to sell a piano like that do you?

00:47:33.517 --> 00:47:35.810
Let me have a go, my dear fellow.

00:47:37.771 --> 00:47:41.440
Portobello Road Portobello Road

00:47:41.483 --> 00:47:45.152
Happy things are happening
in Portobello Road

00:47:45.237 --> 00:47:48.990
You feel like a ballerina
when you're hopping like a toad

00:47:49.074 --> 00:47:52.785
When you kick your heels up
down in Portobello Road

00:50:26.398 --> 00:50:27.773
Come on, ducks.

00:50:29.443 --> 00:50:30.985
Come on, girls.

00:50:42.622 --> 00:50:43.998
Lovely.

00:52:05.413 --> 00:52:06.455
Oh!

00:52:39.614 --> 00:52:42.658
Closing time. Closing time.

00:52:43.368 --> 00:52:44.827
Closing time.

00:52:46.580 --> 00:52:50.457
Closing time.

00:52:51.668 --> 00:52:53.085
- Bye.
- Bye.

00:52:53.170 --> 00:52:54.503
Bye.

00:53:06.766 --> 00:53:09.810
Portobello Road

00:53:11.146 --> 00:53:14.106
Portobello Road

00:53:14.649 --> 00:53:19.987
Street where the riches
of ages are stowed

00:53:21.281 --> 00:53:26.202
Anything and everything
a chap can unload

00:53:27.537 --> 00:53:30.164
Hey, guv'nor,
somethin' for the lady friend? Nylons?

00:53:30.248 --> 00:53:32.416
- No, thank you.
- Uh, petrol coupons?

00:53:32.626 --> 00:53:34.126
- Chocs for the little ones?
- Nope.

00:53:34.211 --> 00:53:36.921
How about one of these?
Fell off the back of a lorry.

00:53:36.963 --> 00:53:38.191
Do be a good chap and run away.

00:53:38.215 --> 00:53:39.882
Would you fancy this, then?

00:53:41.218 --> 00:53:42.426
Ah...

00:53:42.469 --> 00:53:44.762
Now you have my undivided attention.

00:53:44.971 --> 00:53:46.157
What can I do for you, friend?

00:53:46.181 --> 00:53:48.265
You're to get over
to the bookman straightaway.

00:53:48.308 --> 00:53:50.100
He wants to see you.

00:53:50.227 --> 00:53:51.560
You, too!

00:53:51.853 --> 00:53:53.020
Who is the bookman?

00:53:53.104 --> 00:53:55.439
And what right has he got
to order me about?

00:53:55.482 --> 00:53:58.150
Under the circumstances
I think we better ask questions later.

00:53:58.193 --> 00:53:59.485
Excuse me.

00:54:04.324 --> 00:54:06.909
Sorry, guv, no one
told me about the stairs.

00:54:07.619 --> 00:54:09.995
Why didn't you just bring
Scotland Yard, Swinburne,

00:54:10.121 --> 00:54:12.331
and half the household's cavalry,
as well?

00:54:12.666 --> 00:54:14.333
What's the bed for?

00:54:14.501 --> 00:54:16.001
It's a present for you.

00:54:16.503 --> 00:54:17.836
That's what he said.

00:54:17.879 --> 00:54:20.297
Nothing of the sort.
The bed belongs to me.

00:54:20.548 --> 00:54:22.424
Except for this knob, which is mine.

00:54:22.717 --> 00:54:23.926
Be that as it may.

00:54:24.010 --> 00:54:26.637
Bookman, there's been
bad blood between us long enough.

00:54:26.721 --> 00:54:29.807
Let this glittering gift
begin friendship anew.

00:54:29.849 --> 00:54:31.558
Draw the curtains and lock the door.

00:54:31.643 --> 00:54:32.851
You'll be snug as a bug.

00:54:32.936 --> 00:54:35.312
Mr. Browne,
isn't that the section of the manuscript

00:54:35.355 --> 00:54:36.563
that we've been looking for?

00:54:36.898 --> 00:54:38.524
Who is this person?

00:54:38.566 --> 00:54:40.359
A Miss Eglantine Price,

00:54:40.402 --> 00:54:42.444
a charming young woman
of my acquaintance.

00:54:42.529 --> 00:54:46.031
Miss Price, I've been looking
for this other bit a long time.

00:54:46.116 --> 00:54:49.326
Mr. Swinburne told me you
were in the market making inquiries.

00:54:49.536 --> 00:54:50.828
And here we are.

00:54:51.037 --> 00:54:54.498
I don't mind saying,
to see it all together at last,

00:54:54.541 --> 00:54:56.458
there isn't much I wouldn't do.

00:54:56.543 --> 00:54:58.294
Or haven't done, for that matter.

00:54:58.378 --> 00:54:59.670
Right, guv?

00:54:59.713 --> 00:55:02.214
You'll close your mouth, Swinburne!

00:55:02.590 --> 00:55:04.049
Is that clear?

00:55:05.093 --> 00:55:09.722
It's all rather like a jolly detective
story, or jigsaw puzzle, isn't it?

00:55:10.432 --> 00:55:12.725
We're both after the same spell.

00:55:13.184 --> 00:55:16.228
You have one clue. I have the other.

00:55:17.522 --> 00:55:21.775
In that case, the sensible thing
seems to be for us to cooperate.

00:55:23.737 --> 00:55:26.697
I assume you're looking
for the same thing I am.

00:55:27.365 --> 00:55:28.574
May I?

00:55:30.952 --> 00:55:33.662
This is quite a moment for both of us.

00:55:35.915 --> 00:55:41.086
"Substitutiary locomotion,
the lost miracle of the ancients."

00:55:41.421 --> 00:55:42.713
And so on and so forth.

00:55:42.756 --> 00:55:44.423
Ah. Here we are.

00:55:44.466 --> 00:55:48.802
"The spell which creates this force
is five mystic words.

00:55:48.887 --> 00:55:50.179
"These words are..."

00:55:50.680 --> 00:55:56.518
"Engraved on the star that was always
worn by the sorcerer, Astoroth."

00:55:56.770 --> 00:55:58.812
But where are
the words of the spell?

00:55:59.230 --> 00:56:01.815
I assumed they'd
be in your half of the manuscript.

00:56:02.108 --> 00:56:03.567
But I thought they'd be in yours.

00:56:05.362 --> 00:56:07.905
Once again, a dead end.

00:56:09.532 --> 00:56:11.784
I shall never know the secret.

00:56:14.245 --> 00:56:15.621
Isn't that old Astoroth?

00:56:16.081 --> 00:56:17.373
And there's his star.

00:56:18.041 --> 00:56:20.125
It's a pity it's so small
you can't read the writing.

00:56:20.460 --> 00:56:21.668
But why the animals?

00:56:22.295 --> 00:56:25.964
Towards the end of his life,
Astoroth kept animals in cages

00:56:26.007 --> 00:56:29.468
and searched for the spells that would
make them more like humans.

00:56:29.677 --> 00:56:33.847
The legend is that finally the animals
rebelled at the experiment,

00:56:34.307 --> 00:56:38.143
killed Astoroth,
and stole many of his powers.

00:56:38.269 --> 00:56:40.646
Including the star with the spell on it.

00:56:40.897 --> 00:56:44.358
Possibly. They found a ship,
sailed away,

00:56:44.442 --> 00:56:46.318
and were never heard of again.

00:56:46.694 --> 00:56:50.489
However, there's a final notation
in my half of the book,

00:56:50.657 --> 00:56:52.991
saying that in the 17th century,

00:56:53.076 --> 00:56:56.286
a shipwrecked lascar
was taken from the sea

00:56:56.329 --> 00:56:59.873
half-mad with thirst
and exposure to the sun.

00:57:00.291 --> 00:57:05.045
Before he died, he swore
he'd seen an island ruled by animals.

00:57:06.256 --> 00:57:07.256
Where?

00:57:07.590 --> 00:57:11.718
There is, I regret to say,
no such island.

00:57:12.095 --> 00:57:14.555
I looked for it in every chart.

00:57:14.889 --> 00:57:18.142
The Isle of Naboombu does not exist.

00:57:18.351 --> 00:57:20.018
Oh, it does, too!

00:57:20.145 --> 00:57:21.395
Got me own...

00:57:22.147 --> 00:57:23.355
What is he trying to say?

00:57:23.690 --> 00:57:27.192
Nothin'.
When he don't say nothin' he burbles.

00:57:28.111 --> 00:57:30.362
I wish the child to speak!

00:57:31.573 --> 00:57:32.906
Now you've done it.

00:57:33.450 --> 00:57:35.367
There is, too, such a place.

00:57:36.536 --> 00:57:40.581
Got me own book. There.
Real pretty letters, ain't it?

00:57:42.417 --> 00:57:43.542
Let me see it.

00:57:43.751 --> 00:57:46.712
You're not interested, Bookman.
It's just a simple children's book.

00:57:46.796 --> 00:57:48.380
I'll be the judge of that.

00:57:48.548 --> 00:57:50.215
- Give it to me.
- No!

00:57:50.467 --> 00:57:52.593
Please don't annoy me.

00:57:53.219 --> 00:57:55.012
Give me the book, boy!

00:57:55.513 --> 00:57:56.722
Not likely.

00:57:58.016 --> 00:58:00.392
Bit of a stalemate, isn't it?

00:58:05.064 --> 00:58:07.566
If it's all the same to you,
I'd rather use me own.

00:58:07.901 --> 00:58:09.234
Sentiment, you know.

00:58:10.361 --> 00:58:12.654
Come along, Paul,
I believe it's time to go.

00:58:12.947 --> 00:58:16.617
Go? How, my dear?
The door is locked.

00:58:17.202 --> 00:58:19.953
Observe the fundamental
weakness of the criminal mind.

00:58:20.205 --> 00:58:21.914
You'll believe in no one, or in anything.

00:58:21.998 --> 00:58:23.832
I understand. The knob, Paul.

00:58:23.917 --> 00:58:25.417
- Right.
- Of course you do, my dear.

00:58:25.502 --> 00:58:28.212
Do you realize
we can tell them the complete truth?

00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:29.963
They will believe nothing!

00:58:30.423 --> 00:58:32.090
He's up to something, you know.

00:58:32.175 --> 00:58:35.636
Bookman, before your very eyes,
I shall cause this bed

00:58:35.720 --> 00:58:38.347
and all the occupants upon it,
to disappear.

00:58:38.473 --> 00:58:39.723
Disappear?

00:58:39.807 --> 00:58:43.268
I'd like to see a cheapjack,
tenth-rate entertainer

00:58:43.353 --> 00:58:45.145
do a trick like that.

00:58:45.438 --> 00:58:47.731
Cheapjack entertainer!
Now, that was naughty.

00:58:47.857 --> 00:58:48.982
All right, Paul.

00:58:49.567 --> 00:58:50.609
Where to?

00:58:50.693 --> 00:58:52.486
To the Island of Naboombu.

00:58:52.570 --> 00:58:54.571
- I'm very curious about that place.
- Good.

00:58:55.615 --> 00:58:58.492
Bed, take us
to the Island of Naboombu.

00:59:04.290 --> 00:59:06.458
Enough of this nonsense.
Get the book.

00:59:43.913 --> 00:59:46.415
Beastly climate!
I never did fancy the sea.

00:59:46.874 --> 00:59:48.083
Where are we?

00:59:48.209 --> 00:59:49.793
Naboombu, of course.

00:59:50.128 --> 00:59:53.171
I ain't never seen no
island like this before.

00:59:53.506 --> 00:59:56.216
I'm afraid we may have
fallen into the lagoon.

00:59:56.467 --> 00:59:57.593
That's right!

00:59:57.677 --> 00:59:59.970
Here we are, on page three.

01:00:06.769 --> 01:00:08.687
Ahoy, Mr. Codfish.

01:00:09.522 --> 01:00:11.356
Hello, young fellow.

01:00:11.774 --> 01:00:14.067
Welcome to Naboombu Lagoon.

01:00:14.694 --> 01:00:17.654
Now I'm hearing things.
Fish don't talk.

01:00:18.239 --> 01:00:20.741
Not too bright, is he?

01:00:20.992 --> 01:00:23.285
- He's me brother.
- Oh!

01:00:23.911 --> 01:00:25.120
Sorry.

01:00:25.204 --> 01:00:28.123
Mr. Codfish,
where is the island of Naboombu?

01:00:28.333 --> 01:00:29.875
You mean the land part?

01:00:30.209 --> 01:00:31.376
Oh, that.

01:00:31.836 --> 01:00:34.046
Straight up. You can't miss it.

01:00:34.505 --> 01:00:39.885
None of my business, of course,
but I shouldn't go there if I were you.

01:00:40.678 --> 01:00:43.096
Having troubles, they are.

01:00:43.181 --> 01:00:44.306
Troubles?

01:00:44.432 --> 01:00:47.392
He's right, you know,
a lot of trouble.

01:00:48.019 --> 01:00:50.228
Well, trouble or not,
we should be getting along.

01:00:50.271 --> 01:00:51.938
I wish to see who is in charge.

01:00:52.023 --> 01:00:55.233
What's the rush?
It's really rather splendid down here.

01:00:55.652 --> 01:00:56.902
For you, my dear.

01:00:57.528 --> 01:00:58.904
Oh, thank you.

01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:07.454
How pleasant!

01:01:07.914 --> 01:01:09.414
Bobbing along

01:01:09.582 --> 01:01:14.795
Bobbing along on the bottom
of the beautiful briny sea

01:01:16.422 --> 01:01:20.425
What a chance
to get a better peep

01:01:20.843 --> 01:01:24.596
At the plants
and creatures of the deep

01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:26.390
We glide

01:01:27.934 --> 01:01:30.727
Far below the rolling tide

01:01:33.398 --> 01:01:34.940
Serene

01:01:36.526 --> 01:01:39.111
Through the bubbly
blue and green

01:01:41.072 --> 01:01:43.573
It's lovely bobbing along

01:01:44.242 --> 01:01:49.663
Bobbing along on the bottom
of the beautiful briny sea

01:01:51.374 --> 01:01:54.960
What if the octopus
the flounder and the cod

01:01:55.503 --> 01:01:57.295
think we're rather odd?

01:01:57.380 --> 01:01:59.798
It's fun to promenade

01:01:59.882 --> 01:02:02.551
Bobbing along singing a song

01:02:02.635 --> 01:02:06.888
On the bottom of the
beautiful briny sea

01:02:08.015 --> 01:02:09.266
Look.

01:03:44.445 --> 01:03:47.572
It's lovely bobbing along

01:03:47.865 --> 01:03:53.328
Bobbing along on the bottom
of the beautiful briny sea

01:03:54.831 --> 01:03:58.667
What a chance to get a better peep

01:03:59.168 --> 01:04:02.963
At the plants and creatures of the deep

01:04:03.047 --> 01:04:05.006
It's grand

01:04:06.092 --> 01:04:09.261
When you're dancing on the sand

01:04:11.597 --> 01:04:13.390
Each glance

01:04:14.851 --> 01:04:17.602
Bubbles over with romance

01:04:19.313 --> 01:04:22.399
It's lovely bobbing along

01:04:22.441 --> 01:04:27.779
Bobbing along through the water
where we get along swimmingly

01:04:29.448 --> 01:04:33.451
Far from the frenzy
of the frantic world above

01:04:33.953 --> 01:04:35.787
Two beneath the blue

01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:37.706
Could even fall in love

01:04:38.165 --> 01:04:40.500
Bobbing along singing a song

01:04:40.918 --> 01:04:45.213
On the bottom of the beautiful briny sea

01:04:46.799 --> 01:04:48.967
Bobbing along singing a song

01:04:49.468 --> 01:04:53.221
On the bottom of the beautiful briny

01:04:53.306 --> 01:04:58.310
Shimmery shiny
beautiful briny sea

01:05:01.439 --> 01:05:05.692
Bravo. Bravo.
Most exciting. Most exciting.

01:05:08.654 --> 01:05:10.655
You've won the ruddy cup.

01:05:33.763 --> 01:05:35.347
Help! Help!

01:05:48.486 --> 01:05:51.780
This time I really got a whopper!

01:05:56.535 --> 01:05:57.619
Whew!

01:06:00.915 --> 01:06:03.083
People! People!

01:06:03.334 --> 01:06:04.668
Oh, no!

01:06:05.086 --> 01:06:06.878
What scurvy luck!

01:06:06.921 --> 01:06:09.547
- My goodness!
- I'll deal with this, my dear.

01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:11.591
Don't you know that...

01:06:11.676 --> 01:06:12.759
Good day, Captain.

01:06:12.843 --> 01:06:15.553
L used to be a bit
of a seafaring man, myself.

01:06:15.596 --> 01:06:18.056
Many's the time
I've shipped out of Portsmouth.

01:06:18.140 --> 01:06:20.266
Delighted to meet a fellow mariner.

01:06:20.810 --> 01:06:21.893
Huh?

01:06:21.936 --> 01:06:23.561
Now, stow it, mate.

01:06:24.188 --> 01:06:25.522
Oh, really!

01:06:25.773 --> 01:06:28.066
Can't you read readin', huh?

01:06:28.567 --> 01:06:30.527
Uh, it says...

01:06:30.695 --> 01:06:33.738
"No peopling allowed."

01:06:34.281 --> 01:06:36.658
"No peopling allowed." Ridiculous.

01:06:37.076 --> 01:06:39.035
Don't antagonize him, Mr. Browne.

01:06:39.245 --> 01:06:42.956
That means I gotta throw you all back.

01:06:43.040 --> 01:06:44.249
That's what it do.

01:06:44.333 --> 01:06:45.625
Wait a minute.

01:06:46.252 --> 01:06:50.171
It says here that anybody
can see the King, and that's the law.

01:06:50.756 --> 01:06:52.215
Where do it say that?

01:06:52.550 --> 01:06:53.758
Here, in me book.

01:06:54.552 --> 01:06:55.593
Mmm-hmm.

01:06:55.678 --> 01:06:56.803
So it do.

01:06:58.889 --> 01:07:02.684
But if you people
knew what was good for ya,

01:07:02.768 --> 01:07:06.396
you'd get yourselves all throwed back!

01:07:06.439 --> 01:07:09.274
The King don't like people!

01:07:09.483 --> 01:07:13.653
Nonetheless, we must see the King
on an urgent, personal matter.

01:07:14.113 --> 01:07:15.780
Please lead the way.

01:07:15.823 --> 01:07:16.865
Uh-huh.

01:07:16.949 --> 01:07:21.036
But just don't say
I didn't warn ya, see?

01:07:22.163 --> 01:07:23.455
Follow me.

01:07:30.337 --> 01:07:33.548
I'm a peaceable sailor
and that sure ain't all

01:07:33.674 --> 01:07:36.593
Blow, blow, blow the man down

01:07:48.105 --> 01:07:50.148
Get out of here!

01:07:58.491 --> 01:07:59.908
Yes, yes.

01:07:59.992 --> 01:08:01.993
What can I do for you?

01:08:02.161 --> 01:08:05.997
I, uh, caught some people
down at the sea lagoon.

01:08:06.665 --> 01:08:08.708
They want to see the King.

01:08:08.918 --> 01:08:10.043
Really?

01:08:10.336 --> 01:08:14.172
Well, we can't be bothered
with that sort of thing now, can we?

01:08:17.218 --> 01:08:18.843
I don't know that I fancy this.

01:08:19.386 --> 01:08:22.680
His Majesty is in a frightful rage.

01:08:23.641 --> 01:08:26.226
Excuse me, sir. As an all-around
entertainer of sorts,

01:08:26.310 --> 01:08:28.436
I am considered not without talent.

01:08:28.687 --> 01:08:30.146
Perhaps I can cheer him up?

01:08:30.189 --> 01:08:31.689
No, no, no.

01:08:31.732 --> 01:08:34.192
You don't understand.

01:08:34.735 --> 01:08:36.528
As everyone knows,

01:08:37.029 --> 01:08:41.324
His Majesty is the world's
greatest soccer player.

01:08:46.580 --> 01:08:48.998
But, due to a technical problem,

01:08:49.041 --> 01:08:52.544
the royal cup match
cannot take place today,

01:08:52.628 --> 01:08:55.797
and His Majesty
had so set his heart on it.

01:08:56.382 --> 01:08:57.841
Throw these...

01:08:59.718 --> 01:09:02.053
Creatures back into the sea.

01:09:02.263 --> 01:09:03.680
Aye, aye, sir.

01:09:04.181 --> 01:09:06.307
Just a moment. I can help.

01:09:07.184 --> 01:09:10.895
Do you really think so?
I'd be most grateful.

01:09:11.230 --> 01:09:13.648
Do you know soccer?

01:09:13.899 --> 01:09:15.900
Do I know anything about soccer?

01:09:16.402 --> 01:09:19.028
Why, I was captain
of Tottenham Hotspurs for two years,

01:09:19.405 --> 01:09:21.239
three seasons with Manchester United.

01:09:21.282 --> 01:09:23.283
- Yes, yes, yes, you'll do.
- Before that I...

01:09:23.367 --> 01:09:25.451
Come this way, please.

01:09:26.495 --> 01:09:28.496
Mr. Browne, are you certain
you'll be all right?

01:09:35.171 --> 01:09:36.921
Now what?

01:09:37.256 --> 01:09:42.594
Not an ideal person in many respects,
but Mr. Browne is a very brave man.

01:09:47.474 --> 01:09:49.225
Do you think he's done for?

01:09:54.773 --> 01:09:56.983
Do you think so?

01:10:01.614 --> 01:10:05.617
I can't tell you how I appreciate this.

01:10:06.243 --> 01:10:09.996
For some reason,
we have great difficulty

01:10:10.080 --> 01:10:13.833
finding referees 'round here.

01:10:14.543 --> 01:10:19.839
If there be one thing we like,
it's volunteers.

01:10:20.257 --> 01:10:22.217
Eh, Birdy?

01:10:25.221 --> 01:10:27.639
He's a proper king.
Look at his crown.

01:10:27.806 --> 01:10:29.140
What's he got 'round his neck?

01:10:31.310 --> 01:10:33.144
What a magnificent...

01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:34.854
Ornament, sire.

01:10:34.939 --> 01:10:36.272
Ah, yes.

01:10:37.816 --> 01:10:39.567
Wouldn't be without it.

01:10:39.693 --> 01:10:42.111
Been in the family for years.

01:10:42.363 --> 01:10:44.364
The star of Astoroth.

01:10:47.117 --> 01:10:50.745
You're to sit
in His Majesty's royal box.

01:10:50.829 --> 01:10:54.415
No littering, no chewing, no fruit
or wrappers from boiled sweets, please.

01:11:04.969 --> 01:11:07.136
Rise, please.

01:11:09.431 --> 01:11:14.602
Loyal fans, this is official.

01:11:15.271 --> 01:11:19.357
We have a volunteer referee.

01:11:33.163 --> 01:11:36.541
Let the match begin!

01:11:39.545 --> 01:11:40.920
He's still wearing it.

01:11:42.006 --> 01:11:44.382
Right, Dirty Yellows,
let's have a nice, clean game.

01:11:47.594 --> 01:11:49.887
Right, True Blues, best foot forward.

01:12:26.925 --> 01:12:29.344
Weird sort of game they play here.

01:13:09.551 --> 01:13:11.969
Hurry up. Get rid of it.

01:13:34.410 --> 01:13:35.660
Gracious.

01:13:36.662 --> 01:13:39.288
You're doing fine, matey.

01:13:44.628 --> 01:13:47.547
Move it around. Move it around.

01:13:49.425 --> 01:13:51.801
Get on with the match!

01:14:09.027 --> 01:14:10.945
- Foul! Foul!
- They're only animals.

01:14:11.029 --> 01:14:13.364
That's no excuse for dirty football.

01:14:42.561 --> 01:14:44.395
Ref, are you blind?

01:14:44.521 --> 01:14:47.565
Be quiet, Charles.
Don't forget who the referee is.

01:15:08.795 --> 01:15:11.422
- Don't they have no rules?
- 'Course they do.

01:15:11.548 --> 01:15:13.466
The King makes them up
as he goes along.

01:15:57.970 --> 01:15:59.387
Poor Mr. Browne.

01:15:59.471 --> 01:16:01.597
Do you think he's all right?

01:16:01.974 --> 01:16:03.349
Well, he's moving.

01:16:04.226 --> 01:16:07.144
Steady, matey. Move it around.

01:16:15.153 --> 01:16:17.113
Oh, he almost had it then.

01:16:36.508 --> 01:16:38.676
Looks like he's done for, this time.

01:16:57.821 --> 01:17:00.197
Don't just stand there!

01:17:00.365 --> 01:17:01.991
Head it in!

01:17:39.488 --> 01:17:43.157
Stop that ball!

01:18:20.445 --> 01:18:22.154
Goal.

01:18:23.740 --> 01:18:26.367
Game's over. I win.

01:18:32.082 --> 01:18:35.042
Ah, let me give you a hand, matey.

01:18:35.585 --> 01:18:38.295
That's quite all right, Your Majesty.
Thank you, so much.

01:18:38.380 --> 01:18:41.298
Oh, please, let me help you on
with your robe.

01:18:41.383 --> 01:18:43.634
Why, yes. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.

01:18:43.969 --> 01:18:47.972
- Can't have you cold, Sire. Can we?
- Why, no, no.

01:18:48.515 --> 01:18:51.308
Have you ever heard of something
called "the gypsy switch"?

01:18:51.393 --> 01:18:52.393
No.

01:18:52.477 --> 01:18:54.019
Can't say that I have.

01:18:54.104 --> 01:18:56.021
Remind me to tell you
about it sometime.

01:18:56.440 --> 01:18:58.899
I can't tell you when
we've had such a good time.

01:18:58.984 --> 01:19:02.403
We'll carry the memory of Your Majesty
in our hearts for a long while.

01:19:02.487 --> 01:19:04.530
I think it's time to leave.

01:19:04.865 --> 01:19:07.825
Aye. Must you go?

01:19:07.909 --> 01:19:10.161
We must be dashing.
Marvelous game.

01:19:10.245 --> 01:19:11.829
Lovely to see you. Goodbye.

01:19:11.913 --> 01:19:13.080
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

01:19:13.165 --> 01:19:14.245
- Come, children.
- Goodbye.

01:19:14.291 --> 01:19:15.833
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

01:19:16.042 --> 01:19:17.668
Friendly lot.

01:19:19.212 --> 01:19:21.213
Don't mind them visiting.

01:19:21.757 --> 01:19:24.049
Wouldn't want them living here!

01:19:26.511 --> 01:19:27.845
Come along, children.

01:19:28.180 --> 01:19:30.014
Come on, children. Hurry up.

01:19:35.604 --> 01:19:37.188
Stop gibbering.

01:19:37.522 --> 01:19:39.648
What's the matter with you?

01:19:39.858 --> 01:19:42.026
Your royal star!

01:19:42.194 --> 01:19:45.279
They've stolen your royal star.

01:19:47.574 --> 01:19:49.700
Don't be ridiculous.

01:19:49.743 --> 01:19:52.453
What do you think this is?

01:19:59.503 --> 01:20:02.046
Why didn't you

01:20:02.756 --> 01:20:05.132
say so?

01:20:06.551 --> 01:20:09.220
All right, Paul,
put the knob on the bed.

01:20:11.765 --> 01:20:13.891
At last, the magic words.

01:20:17.729 --> 01:20:20.022
I'll keep it. Women always lose things.

01:20:25.070 --> 01:20:26.320
Hurry, Paul, the knob.

01:20:26.404 --> 01:20:27.571
It's stuck!

01:20:30.116 --> 01:20:31.867
I suppose I should do something.

01:20:31.910 --> 01:20:33.536
Please do. Quick!

01:20:35.831 --> 01:20:37.081
Got it.

01:20:46.466 --> 01:20:49.927
Oh, bother! I do hate shoddy work.

01:21:16.580 --> 01:21:19.123
I don't suppose I shall ever
get used to this thing.

01:21:19.165 --> 01:21:21.959
Children, will you push the bed
back into place, please.

01:21:22.043 --> 01:21:24.169
I think we could all do
with a nice cup of tea.

01:21:24.254 --> 01:21:25.421
Oh, no time for that.

01:21:25.463 --> 01:21:27.756
I've gone to a lot of trouble
to find this spell.

01:21:27.799 --> 01:21:29.633
I'm going to try it immediately.

01:21:31.094 --> 01:21:34.096
Mr. Browne, kindly let me
have your shoes, please.

01:21:34.139 --> 01:21:36.348
My shoe? Oh, fine.

01:21:36.892 --> 01:21:38.309
What's the shoes for?

01:21:38.476 --> 01:21:40.603
Really, Charles,
if you had been paying attention,

01:21:40.645 --> 01:21:41.896
I should think you'd be aware

01:21:41.980 --> 01:21:46.275
that substitutiary locomotion is the art
of causing inanimate objects

01:21:46.318 --> 01:21:48.652
to take on a life force of their own.

01:21:48.945 --> 01:21:52.281
Obviously, I must have
inanimate objects to experiment with.

01:21:52.657 --> 01:21:54.158
Makes sense, don't it?

01:21:54.993 --> 01:21:58.245
Stand back, everyone.
I need plenty of room.

01:22:03.376 --> 01:22:06.045
I want you all to be absolutely quiet.

01:22:07.005 --> 01:22:08.047
Mr. Browne,

01:22:08.131 --> 01:22:10.883
- you have the star of Astoroth, I believe.
- Oh, yes.

01:22:11.176 --> 01:22:13.010
It's in my nice, clean hanky.

01:22:20.018 --> 01:22:21.852
It's all right, Mr. Browne.

01:22:21.895 --> 01:22:24.438
I should have realized that it
would be quite impossible

01:22:24.522 --> 01:22:26.941
to take an object from
one world into another.

01:22:31.655 --> 01:22:35.532
If only I would have had the sense
to remember the words on that star.

01:22:35.575 --> 01:22:37.201
I know the words, Miss Price.

01:22:37.243 --> 01:22:39.370
Don't bother Miss Price. She's thinking.

01:22:39.454 --> 01:22:41.580
Charlie, why don't you and I
nip down to the village

01:22:41.665 --> 01:22:42.873
and get something for supper.

01:22:43.291 --> 01:22:47.962
And I might conceivably call into
the pub for a pint to steady my nerves.

01:22:49.214 --> 01:22:51.840
- Trebonna?
- I do know the words, Miss Price.

01:22:51.883 --> 01:22:53.050
Come along.

01:22:53.134 --> 01:22:54.969
- How can you know the words?
- Frebunna?

01:22:58.598 --> 01:22:59.598
Troop movements,

01:22:59.683 --> 01:23:02.559
and massing of barges
in French and Dutch channel ports.

01:23:02.978 --> 01:23:05.104
The prime minister
has told the nation

01:23:05.188 --> 01:23:07.940
to be on the alert
for signs of a possible invasion.

01:23:08.400 --> 01:23:10.040
That was the news...

01:23:10.110 --> 01:23:12.736
To think I might have been able
to do something about all this.

01:23:12.821 --> 01:23:14.446
It's out of your hands now, my dear.

01:23:14.572 --> 01:23:16.407
If only I could have
remembered those words.

01:23:16.491 --> 01:23:17.658
It's maddening!

01:23:18.284 --> 01:23:20.369
Why don't someone ask me?

01:23:20.453 --> 01:23:21.620
Come off it, Paul.

01:23:21.705 --> 01:23:24.248
You can't remember
those kind of words.

01:23:24.916 --> 01:23:26.166
You mean like...

01:23:34.759 --> 01:23:36.051
How do you know that?

01:23:36.344 --> 01:23:37.386
Easy.

01:23:37.512 --> 01:23:39.054
Says right here in me book.

01:23:43.601 --> 01:23:46.228
You mean, it was there in your book
all the time?

01:23:46.604 --> 01:23:49.440
Yes, but nobody ever listens to me.

01:23:59.409 --> 01:24:00.784
Nothing happened!

01:24:03.204 --> 01:24:04.747
Am I doing something wrong?

01:24:05.123 --> 01:24:07.708
Well, to tell you the truth,
it does seem a bit old fashioned.

01:24:07.792 --> 01:24:09.793
After all, we are in the 20th century.

01:24:10.295 --> 01:24:11.378
What do you suggest?

01:24:11.713 --> 01:24:14.715
Well, it needs rhythm, tempo, music.

01:24:14.966 --> 01:24:17.217
As I always say, "Do it with a flair."

01:24:17.302 --> 01:24:19.720
- Do you mind if I have a go?
- Oh, of course not.

01:24:20.055 --> 01:24:23.265
Now, come along, you lot.
We need all the help we can get.

01:24:32.650 --> 01:24:36.487
Substitutiary locomotion

01:24:36.613 --> 01:24:40.908
Mystic power that's far
beyond the wildest notion

01:24:40.992 --> 01:24:45.621
It's so weird so feared
And yet wonderful to see

01:24:45.663 --> 01:24:49.500
Substitutiary locomotion come to me

01:24:49.542 --> 01:24:50.626
Shh!

01:24:51.544 --> 01:24:52.628
Now.

01:25:06.309 --> 01:25:07.392
Cor!

01:25:13.233 --> 01:25:17.736
I don't want
locomotiary substitution

01:25:17.862 --> 01:25:22.074
or remote intransitory convolution

01:25:22.200 --> 01:25:26.703
Only one precise
solution is the key

01:25:26.788 --> 01:25:30.874
Substitutiary locomotion it must be

01:25:31.084 --> 01:25:35.254
Treguna, mekoides
and trecorum, satis, dee

01:25:52.730 --> 01:25:53.772
Oh!

01:25:57.402 --> 01:26:01.113
Substitutiary locomotion

01:26:01.197 --> 01:26:05.242
Lovely substitutiary locomotion

01:26:05.326 --> 01:26:09.746
You've made substitutiary history

01:26:09.789 --> 01:26:14.042
With Treguna, mekoides
and a little help from me

01:26:14.085 --> 01:26:16.670
With Treguna, mekoides and

01:26:16.754 --> 01:26:18.547
Trecorum, satis, dee

01:26:23.678 --> 01:26:24.803
Lummy!

01:26:34.022 --> 01:26:36.440
Mr. Browne, what is going on here?

01:26:36.774 --> 01:26:38.108
I haven't the foggiest.

01:26:38.985 --> 01:26:40.152
How do you do?

01:26:41.362 --> 01:26:42.446
Oh, shall we?

01:26:42.488 --> 01:26:44.031
That's my nightgown!

01:26:44.115 --> 01:26:45.616
Is it really, my dear?

01:26:45.700 --> 01:26:47.993
Yes, and I'm not responsible
for its behavior.

01:26:48.119 --> 01:26:49.578
Obviously not, my dear.

01:26:52.165 --> 01:26:54.166
Paul, what on earth are you doing?

01:26:54.626 --> 01:26:56.919
Having a jolly good time, that's what!

01:26:57.754 --> 01:27:00.923
- How can we stop all this?
- Must we? It's really most agreeable.

01:27:00.965 --> 01:27:02.549
Yes, but we must do something!

01:27:02.634 --> 01:27:05.052
Didn't I give you
my all-purpose, cut-off spell?

01:27:05.136 --> 01:27:06.678
- Lesson number eight.
- Number eight.

01:27:06.763 --> 01:27:08.115
Yes, number eight, I think it was.

01:27:08.139 --> 01:27:09.932
Oye! Me Sunday trousers!

01:27:15.146 --> 01:27:17.814
Buzz off, old chap.
Find your own dancing partner. Oh!

01:27:20.818 --> 01:27:21.818
Ow!

01:27:31.329 --> 01:27:33.163
Be careful, Carrie, slow down.

01:27:36.334 --> 01:27:37.668
Charles!

01:27:40.546 --> 01:27:43.423
Mr. Browne, will you please
control your shoes?

01:27:43.508 --> 01:27:47.177
Dear lady, I very much fear
that we have nothing under control.

01:28:07.699 --> 01:28:09.157
Do you mind?

01:28:26.968 --> 01:28:30.512
Now, who would like some more
of my lovely sausages and mash?

01:28:30.555 --> 01:28:31.722
No more for me, thank you.

01:28:31.889 --> 01:28:32.889
Oh, Carrie?

01:28:32.974 --> 01:28:35.392
It's very good,
but I've already had two helpings.

01:28:35.810 --> 01:28:36.893
I'm full.

01:28:36.936 --> 01:28:38.228
Me, too.

01:28:39.480 --> 01:28:41.189
Well, at least somebody wants some.

01:28:46.612 --> 01:28:48.071
Cheer up, my dear.

01:28:48.156 --> 01:28:49.796
This should be
something of a celebration.

01:28:50.700 --> 01:28:51.742
I'm sorry.

01:28:51.784 --> 01:28:53.827
There doesn't seem
to be much to celebrate.

01:28:54.871 --> 01:28:57.456
I still haven't mastered that spell.

01:28:57.540 --> 01:29:01.001
Of course you have! You just need
a little more practice, that's all.

01:29:01.919 --> 01:29:03.211
Do you really think so?

01:29:03.254 --> 01:29:04.546
No doubt about it.

01:29:04.589 --> 01:29:07.132
Meantime, there's nothing
to liven the spirits

01:29:07.216 --> 01:29:09.551
like a little masterjuggling.
Right, Charlie?

01:29:09.594 --> 01:29:11.636
Go on, then, guv.
Give us some juggling.

01:29:19.354 --> 01:29:21.229
Very few better than me at this.

01:29:21.439 --> 01:29:25.108
All you need is 20 years practice,
and a touch of genius.

01:29:37.080 --> 01:29:38.747
Never happened to me before.

01:29:38.790 --> 01:29:42.376
I don't usually juggle
with cats under my feet.

01:29:44.879 --> 01:29:46.671
Look, she's laughing.

01:30:00.061 --> 01:30:01.103
Oh!

01:30:05.066 --> 01:30:06.775
Oh, Mrs. Hobday, do come in.

01:30:06.818 --> 01:30:07.984
Oh, I can't stop, my dear.

01:30:08.027 --> 01:30:10.278
I just come by
to bring you the good news.

01:30:10.321 --> 01:30:12.656
- Good news?
- Yes, yes. Mr. Bisselthwaite,

01:30:12.740 --> 01:30:14.282
who brings the milk, you know?

01:30:14.325 --> 01:30:16.284
Well, he's promised
to take the children in.

01:30:16.411 --> 01:30:20.247
He and his wife have got that farm,
just the place for growing children.

01:30:20.331 --> 01:30:22.332
Put a bit of color back in their cheeks.

01:30:23.334 --> 01:30:24.626
Why? What's the matter?

01:30:25.169 --> 01:30:26.503
I thought you'd be pleased.

01:30:26.671 --> 01:30:28.357
You told me yourself
that you were much too busy.

01:30:28.381 --> 01:30:30.215
You have no time
to take care of children.

01:30:32.051 --> 01:30:34.511
Circumstances have changed,
somewhat.

01:30:35.012 --> 01:30:37.722
That's right.
We got a dad now, Mr. Browne.

01:30:38.558 --> 01:30:39.933
Paul.

01:30:40.226 --> 01:30:42.561
Miss Price, is this true?

01:30:42.645 --> 01:30:43.770
Of course.

01:30:43.855 --> 01:30:46.731
You do want him to stay with us,
don't you, Miss Price?

01:30:49.485 --> 01:30:51.713
I suppose I hadn't really
thought about it.

01:30:51.737 --> 01:30:52.737
What about him?

01:30:53.197 --> 01:30:55.198
What do you say
about it, Mr. Browne?

01:30:55.867 --> 01:30:57.033
Well...

01:30:57.577 --> 01:30:59.297
It's all rather sudden.

01:30:59.912 --> 01:31:01.455
I don't quite know what to say.

01:31:01.789 --> 01:31:04.708
Then I'll leave you two to talk it over.

01:31:04.750 --> 01:31:06.668
Oh, I'll come back in the morning.

01:31:06.919 --> 01:31:08.295
Yes. Good night.

01:31:08.379 --> 01:31:09.963
- Good night.
- Good night.

01:31:14.260 --> 01:31:15.677
It is true, Mr. Browne,

01:31:15.720 --> 01:31:18.221
you are going to be
our father now, aren't you?

01:31:20.183 --> 01:31:21.683
Well, we...

01:31:22.393 --> 01:31:25.395
We are rather rushing
things, aren't we?

01:31:27.482 --> 01:31:31.276
Perhaps Mr. Browne has other things
besides you children to think about?

01:31:34.697 --> 01:31:37.741
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I should have left ages ago.

01:31:38.034 --> 01:31:40.076
I... I must get a train
back to London tonight.

01:31:40.161 --> 01:31:43.371
It's rather an important matter,
as a matter of fact.

01:31:43.664 --> 01:31:44.725
I'd like to tell you about it,

01:31:44.749 --> 01:31:47.209
but it's a little bit hush-hush, you know.

01:31:47.585 --> 01:31:48.835
Sort of a secret.

01:31:51.214 --> 01:31:52.714
Well, uh, if...

01:31:54.759 --> 01:31:59.054
If I've been any sort of help to you,
I'm pleased.

01:31:59.639 --> 01:32:02.224
You've been immensely kind.
Thank you.

01:32:03.017 --> 01:32:04.684
I've enjoyed being with you.

01:32:05.436 --> 01:32:07.103
Perhaps it's been good for all of us.

01:32:07.980 --> 01:32:09.314
Will you be coming back?

01:32:10.191 --> 01:32:11.233
Someday, my dear.

01:32:11.275 --> 01:32:13.818
I, uh, certainly hope
that we shall meet again.

01:32:13.903 --> 01:32:17.197
Someday, when all
this war business is over.

01:32:18.533 --> 01:32:19.574
I see.

01:32:19.617 --> 01:32:22.118
And then, perhaps,
I shall realize my fondest dream,

01:32:22.203 --> 01:32:25.539
"Eglantine and Emelius,
illusionists extraordinary."

01:32:25.623 --> 01:32:27.543
Just think how
that will look on the poster, huh?

01:32:29.752 --> 01:32:31.152
The children are going to miss you.

01:32:34.173 --> 01:32:35.442
Do you really think they will?

01:32:35.466 --> 01:32:36.508
Yes.

01:32:37.468 --> 01:32:40.178
Well, I shall miss you, all of you.

01:32:44.141 --> 01:32:46.601
If I don't go now,
you might never get rid of me.

01:32:49.438 --> 01:32:50.647
Goodbye, Carrie.

01:32:52.358 --> 01:32:53.984
Must you really go?

01:32:54.777 --> 01:32:56.111
I think it's best for everybody.

01:32:56.153 --> 01:32:57.153
Goodbye, Paul.

01:32:57.238 --> 01:32:59.322
I still think you should be our father.

01:33:00.616 --> 01:33:01.866
Goodbye, Charlie.

01:33:02.410 --> 01:33:04.619
Do you want me
to come down to the station with you?

01:33:04.662 --> 01:33:05.829
No. No.

01:33:05.871 --> 01:33:09.624
No, you stay here
and look after everybody.

01:33:12.795 --> 01:33:13.962
Goodbye, Miss Price.

01:33:14.672 --> 01:33:16.172
Goodbye, Mr. Browne.

01:34:07.558 --> 01:34:09.392
When is the next train
to London, please?

01:34:09.435 --> 01:34:11.561
Lord bless you, sir.
There ain't no train.

01:34:11.646 --> 01:34:14.105
Nothing till milk job,
4:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

01:34:14.231 --> 01:34:15.334
Do you mind if I wait in here?

01:34:15.358 --> 01:34:17.317
You suit yourself. Good night, sir.

01:34:17.777 --> 01:34:19.194
Good night.

01:34:41.008 --> 01:34:42.592
Out you go, Cosmic.

01:34:50.810 --> 01:34:52.602
Hello? Hello?

01:34:56.107 --> 01:34:57.273
Hello!

01:34:59.485 --> 01:35:01.861
Hello? Hello?

01:35:08.619 --> 01:35:10.036
Emelius Browne.

01:35:10.496 --> 01:35:11.932
Do you know
you could be warm and cozy

01:35:11.956 --> 01:35:14.332
in that house at this very moment?

01:35:14.417 --> 01:35:17.794
For once in your useless life
you really seem to have been needed.

01:35:19.130 --> 01:35:21.131
You're a failure, Emelius Browne.

01:35:22.049 --> 01:35:23.508
And a coward.

01:35:25.428 --> 01:35:27.303
No, Fraulein, this is not the invasion,

01:35:27.346 --> 01:35:31.433
just a little exercise,
a minor raid to induce panic,

01:35:31.976 --> 01:35:33.309
and to spread a little mischief.

01:35:33.394 --> 01:35:35.770
When you English
get it through you head,

01:35:35.813 --> 01:35:39.607
that the German forces can land at will
wherever and whenever we please,

01:35:39.650 --> 01:35:41.651
perhaps you will consider
a reasonable peace.

01:35:41.986 --> 01:35:43.403
Not bloody likely!

01:35:44.697 --> 01:35:46.531
Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.

01:35:47.324 --> 01:35:49.367
I must say, it's very tempting.

01:35:50.327 --> 01:35:52.328
Colonel, how would you feel
about being turned

01:35:52.371 --> 01:35:54.205
into a nice, white rabbit?

01:35:57.126 --> 01:35:58.926
I said, "How would you feel
about being turned

01:35:58.961 --> 01:36:00.837
"into a nice, white rabbit?"

01:36:02.465 --> 01:36:03.882
Be quiet, please!

01:36:11.348 --> 01:36:12.390
Not again?

01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:14.559
Your memory, Miss Price.

01:36:17.271 --> 01:36:20.190
Charles, would you kindly fetch my
notebook from the workroom, please.

01:36:20.232 --> 01:36:21.316
Right-o.

01:36:23.194 --> 01:36:24.819
Let him go!

01:36:26.530 --> 01:36:27.781
Silence!

01:36:29.408 --> 01:36:30.950
Fraulein, we have work to do.

01:36:31.035 --> 01:36:33.828
I am sorry, but I must send
all of you someplace

01:36:33.871 --> 01:36:35.872
where you will no longer be a nuisance.

01:36:47.384 --> 01:36:50.386
As the words tell the tune

01:36:50.429 --> 01:36:52.889
and the moonbeams the moon

01:36:53.349 --> 01:36:57.310
all I need to succeed in my plan

01:36:58.521 --> 01:37:01.231
is a champion rare

01:37:01.315 --> 01:37:04.234
with a flourish and a flair

01:37:40.896 --> 01:37:42.397
Eglantine.

01:39:11.695 --> 01:39:12.987
Where is the spell for rabbits?

01:39:13.656 --> 01:39:15.281
"Easiest of all," she says.

01:39:16.909 --> 01:39:20.119
Confound it! Can't women ever learn
to file things properly?

01:39:27.044 --> 01:39:28.086
There it is.

01:39:31.048 --> 01:39:32.090
That's it!

01:39:37.096 --> 01:39:38.096
Uh...

01:39:49.733 --> 01:39:51.359
Now, come along, my boy.

01:39:51.443 --> 01:39:54.278
Just for once in your life,
you've got to believe in something.

01:39:54.780 --> 01:39:56.614
That's it.
Good lad.

01:40:32.192 --> 01:40:34.379
Now what's the use
of putting the children and me

01:40:34.403 --> 01:40:36.070
in that drafty castle?

01:40:36.530 --> 01:40:37.613
It's quite chilly.

01:40:37.656 --> 01:40:40.199
Because, Fraulein,
the colonel believes

01:40:40.284 --> 01:40:42.262
when the British female
decides to become a nuisance,

01:40:42.286 --> 01:40:44.537
she can become the greatest
nuisance in the world.

01:40:44.621 --> 01:40:46.289
And I'm inclined to agree with him.

01:40:47.708 --> 01:40:49.917
You need a lesson
in manners, Sergeant.

01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:52.795
If I only had my notebook,
I'd make certain you'd learn a few.

01:41:08.312 --> 01:41:10.313
Jumping Jehoshaphat, more Jerries.

01:41:21.575 --> 01:41:23.493
Take it easy, can't you?

01:41:24.286 --> 01:41:25.661
Try holding your breath.

01:41:25.704 --> 01:41:27.080
I am holding it.

01:41:27.164 --> 01:41:29.999
We could strip him down
and grease him with soap.

01:41:30.334 --> 01:41:32.668
No, it's no good.

01:41:33.128 --> 01:41:34.504
He can't do it.

01:41:35.089 --> 01:41:38.049
I could've told you
that in the first place.

01:41:41.053 --> 01:41:43.096
If we can't get Paul
out to give the alarm,

01:41:43.180 --> 01:41:45.306
we'll just have to think
of something else.

01:41:45.349 --> 01:41:48.017
What about that spell
that makes things move about?

01:41:48.102 --> 01:41:49.462
Oh, but I need weapons.

01:41:49.520 --> 01:41:51.604
How about all these things?

01:41:53.524 --> 01:41:55.983
I'm afraid they're a bit ancient.

01:41:57.528 --> 01:41:58.778
Where did this come from?

01:41:59.029 --> 01:42:00.988
It's Mr. Browne. That's who it is.

01:42:01.073 --> 01:42:02.615
He's on his way to London.

01:42:05.202 --> 01:42:06.577
Mr. Browne?

01:42:08.539 --> 01:42:09.622
If you are Mr. Browne,

01:42:09.706 --> 01:42:11.666
would you be kind enough
to get down off my lap?

01:42:13.293 --> 01:42:15.378
It is Mr. Browne!

01:42:17.339 --> 01:42:18.840
It is you!

01:42:20.008 --> 01:42:22.088
You didn't think
that I could do that spell, did you?

01:42:22.928 --> 01:42:25.012
I am glad to see you!

01:42:25.139 --> 01:42:26.681
What about all these Germans?

01:42:26.723 --> 01:42:27.849
Well, as Charlie says,

01:42:27.891 --> 01:42:30.518
"What's wrong
with the substitutiary locomotion spell?"

01:42:30.561 --> 01:42:31.811
That ought to be useful.

01:42:31.895 --> 01:42:32.997
No, but it isn't ready, yet.

01:42:33.021 --> 01:42:34.501
You saw what happened this afternoon.

01:42:34.565 --> 01:42:35.940
Well, we have to chance it.

01:42:36.024 --> 01:42:39.735
We can't let these so-and-sos get away
with their beastly little raid.

01:42:39.778 --> 01:42:41.458
Mr. Browne,
won't you get up off the floor,

01:42:41.530 --> 01:42:42.738
and we'll go to work.

01:42:44.199 --> 01:42:45.616
Herr Oberst!

01:43:01.884 --> 01:43:04.135
- Jolly good luck, my dear.
- Thank you, Emelius.

01:43:04.219 --> 01:43:06.239
Let's hope you haven't
forgotten the spell, Miss Price.

01:43:06.263 --> 01:43:07.430
Oh, not this time, Charlie.

01:43:07.514 --> 01:43:10.224
Found this in the castle.
Probably not a magic broom,

01:43:10.309 --> 01:43:11.744
but it might make you feel
more at home.

01:43:11.768 --> 01:43:13.746
Well, thank you, Carrie.
That was very thoughtful of you.

01:43:13.770 --> 01:43:15.938
Come now, children.
Let's get out of Miss Price's way.

01:43:58.690 --> 01:43:59.815
Look.

01:46:56.159 --> 01:46:57.576
Sound the advance!

01:47:02.791 --> 01:47:04.125
Just in time for the kickoff.

01:47:37.993 --> 01:47:39.577
Steady on the left.

01:47:41.037 --> 01:47:45.291
Victory for England and Saint George!

01:47:47.127 --> 01:47:48.669
Like the Lord Mayor's show.

01:47:49.129 --> 01:47:50.713
Pikemen, hold your distance.

01:48:16.907 --> 01:48:24.907
Fire!

01:48:30.754 --> 01:48:32.087
Blimey!

01:49:05.205 --> 01:49:06.956
Where's it coming from, Sergeant?

01:49:07.040 --> 01:49:08.249
Sounds like the sea road, sir.

01:49:08.333 --> 01:49:11.085
- Come on, lads. After me!
- Come on.

01:50:46.056 --> 01:50:47.931
Good shooting, bowmen!

01:50:55.523 --> 01:50:57.983
Well caught, sir! Very good.

01:51:06.826 --> 01:51:08.911
Knock his block off! That's it!

01:51:09.329 --> 01:51:12.289
Mr. Browne, make those children
take cover this instant!

01:52:20.692 --> 01:52:22.276
Are you still there, Colonel?

01:52:22.318 --> 01:52:24.194
I thought you'd be on your way by now.

01:52:27.949 --> 01:52:32.494
You see? Things may not be so easy
for you, after all.

01:52:44.924 --> 01:52:46.425
Goodbye, Colonel.

01:53:35.391 --> 01:53:39.311
- Eglantine, oh, Eglantine.
- Dear Mr. Browne.

01:53:39.395 --> 01:53:41.688
Miss Price,
we thought they'd damaged you.

01:53:41.773 --> 01:53:43.649
See? No one can hurt Miss Price.

01:53:46.110 --> 01:53:49.905
There they are, lads.
I sensed something was afoot.

01:53:50.073 --> 01:53:52.366
All right, drive them into the sea.

01:53:52.492 --> 01:53:54.785
Firing positions, you fellas. Both sides.

01:54:00.750 --> 01:54:03.335
All right, men, hold your fire.

01:54:07.298 --> 01:54:09.508
I think we've taught the Hun a lesson.

01:54:09.968 --> 01:54:13.136
He'll think twice
before coming back here again.

01:54:14.597 --> 01:54:19.601
It's tragic. All your spells,
your equipment, all gone.

01:54:19.644 --> 01:54:23.105
Still, I was able
to perform some small service first.

01:54:23.773 --> 01:54:26.233
That mean you ain't going
to be a witch no more?

01:54:26.276 --> 01:54:27.401
Never?

01:54:27.443 --> 01:54:28.485
No, Paul.

01:54:28.570 --> 01:54:31.989
I realized some time ago
that I could never be a proper witch.

01:54:32.073 --> 01:54:33.198
When was that?

01:54:33.283 --> 01:54:35.784
Was it that first magic moment
when you laid eyes on me?

01:54:35.869 --> 01:54:39.496
No, it was the day
my poisoned dragon's liver arrived.

01:54:40.290 --> 01:54:41.957
I knew then that anyone

01:54:42.041 --> 01:54:45.085
who felt the way I did
about poisoned dragon's liver,

01:54:45.128 --> 01:54:47.379
had no business being a witch.

01:54:56.055 --> 01:54:57.931
You're certain
you're doing the right thing?

01:54:58.016 --> 01:54:59.099
Well, I think so.

01:54:59.142 --> 01:55:01.810
The way things are, it's much
too dangerous being a civilian.

01:55:01.895 --> 01:55:03.645
Take care of yourself, guv.

01:55:03.688 --> 01:55:04.813
I'll do that.

01:55:04.939 --> 01:55:07.316
And I'll be back
before you've grown an inch taller.

01:55:07.358 --> 01:55:09.038
We'll be together again.

01:55:09.152 --> 01:55:11.069
Sounds like you have an escort
to the station.

01:55:14.490 --> 01:55:15.949
Parade, halt!

01:55:17.327 --> 01:55:19.328
Well, here we go.

01:55:38.932 --> 01:55:40.432
Permission to move off, sir!

01:55:40.516 --> 01:55:42.100
Carry on, Sergeant.

01:55:44.187 --> 01:55:47.189
Parade, by the right, quick!

01:55:47.690 --> 01:55:52.486
March! Left, left. Left, right, left.

01:55:59.577 --> 01:56:01.662
Suppose that's it.

01:56:01.704 --> 01:56:04.456
We ain't going to have no fun no more.

01:56:04.540 --> 01:56:06.959
Well, still got this, ain't I?

01:56:15.093 --> 01:56:19.137
Call out the navy
Call out the ranks

01:56:19.222 --> 01:56:22.891
Call out the air force
Call out the tanks

01:56:23.434 --> 01:56:25.602
From the Cliffs of Dover

01:56:25.687 --> 01:56:27.688
call up the Gauls

01:56:27.730 --> 01:56:31.566
And don't forget the
loyal territorials

01:56:31.651 --> 01:56:34.236
Who's digging in here?

01:56:34.320 --> 01:56:36.405
Who will defend

01:56:36.489 --> 01:56:40.742
every inch of England
no matter what they send?

01:56:40.827 --> 01:56:44.997
Who's standing firm
in our own front yard?

01:56:45.081 --> 01:56:47.749
The soldiers of
the old home guard

01:56:47.834 --> 01:56:49.334
That's who

01:56:49.419 --> 01:56:55.966
The soldiers of
the old home guard

01:56:58.091 --> 01:57:18.091
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