WEBVTT 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:30.050 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. þ.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:47.635 --> 00:02:49.877 The first time I saw this country, 00:02:50.013 --> 00:02:53.927 it had buffalo grass and bluejoint up to the stirrups. 00:02:54.058 --> 00:02:58.056 By the second year we had 8,000 Texas half-bred cattle 00:02:58.188 --> 00:03:03.348 and over 3,500 volumes of English literature in my library. 00:03:05.028 --> 00:03:07.353 We just cut out the unbranded stock 00:03:07.489 --> 00:03:10.525 and divided 'em up between the outfits. 00:03:10.658 --> 00:03:14.870 There was no arguin' over mavericks like today. 00:03:14.996 --> 00:03:17.321 You got it good today. 00:03:17.457 --> 00:03:21.751 Two per cent annual loss then. Now it's seven from rustling alone, 00:03:21.878 --> 00:03:27.751 not to mention winterkill, calving loss, miring down in the spring. 00:03:33.933 --> 00:03:35.972 How many are you? 00:03:39.104 --> 00:03:44.561 Mr Braxton, did you see they sew old boot tops on the saddle to hold ammunition? 00:03:44.693 --> 00:03:47.813 Pete, don't pester him if he doesn't wanna be pestered. 00:03:47.947 --> 00:03:51.814 Well, it'd just be awful nice to know the whole story. 00:03:52.952 --> 00:03:56.486 Well... it's beautiful country. 00:03:58.582 --> 00:04:01.038 Yes, sir. It sure is. 00:04:03.128 --> 00:04:05.666 You especially feel that now? 00:04:09.802 --> 00:04:12.293 Yeah. 00:04:51.177 --> 00:04:53.550 Sh, sh, sh. 00:05:08.653 --> 00:05:13.280 I sure hope them sportin' ladies don't get sunburned. 00:05:14.326 --> 00:05:17.113 I like 'em white as pastry. 00:05:18.580 --> 00:05:20.786 Ladies. 00:05:33.345 --> 00:05:35.883 Are we all set here? 00:05:36.014 --> 00:05:38.469 All set, Pete. 00:05:51.656 --> 00:05:55.025 Shall we start the horse... or will you? 00:05:56.369 --> 00:05:58.408 I will, sir. 00:06:32.863 --> 00:06:35.533 Well, that's one of them. 00:06:38.119 --> 00:06:43.113 His name was Sandy Chase and he came here from Rhode Island with the army. 00:06:43.249 --> 00:06:45.491 He was 24 years old. 00:06:48.462 --> 00:06:54.382 We lost seven per cent of stock between spring and fall last year, to rustlers. 00:06:54.510 --> 00:06:58.460 You always mention the percentage. I wonder why you do that. 00:06:58.597 --> 00:07:01.802 This is my fourth frontier and I know how they run. 00:07:01.935 --> 00:07:04.770 I was in the California gold fields before I was 18. 00:07:04.896 --> 00:07:08.764 I was at the rush at Alder Gulch and I went to South America. 00:07:08.900 --> 00:07:12.850 These long ropers in the Missouri Breaks are a mixed bag. 00:07:12.988 --> 00:07:15.609 Barbers from Minneapolis, 00:07:15.741 --> 00:07:21.115 failed grangers, Scandinavian half-breeds, wolfers and woodcutters, 00:07:21.246 --> 00:07:25.244 dishonest apprentices, raftsmen, poisoners. 00:07:25.917 --> 00:07:29.749 You give them a chance and they'll waste everything. 00:07:35.427 --> 00:07:41.133 You're astonished at my arrogance, at not even having a trial, aren't you? 00:07:41.808 --> 00:07:43.931 Then why don't you get over it? 00:07:44.061 --> 00:07:48.687 Our situation has become nearly as bad as it could be. 00:07:48.815 --> 00:07:53.193 Honey, pull down Tristram Shandy again for me, would you? 00:08:08.710 --> 00:08:10.750 Daddy. 00:08:15.551 --> 00:08:17.591 Excuse me. 00:08:30.107 --> 00:08:32.563 Come on! Giddap! Yah! 00:09:05.726 --> 00:09:07.766 Got the gate. 00:09:22.076 --> 00:09:24.614 How'd she go, Tom? 00:09:25.956 --> 00:09:28.198 Everybody else been back a day. 00:09:28.333 --> 00:09:32.912 Brought in about 14 head of the first-class order. 00:09:33.046 --> 00:09:35.169 Yeah. 00:09:35.841 --> 00:09:38.296 - Hey. - Hey. 00:09:40.387 --> 00:09:42.463 How was Wyoming? 00:09:42.598 --> 00:09:44.804 It was fine. 00:09:44.933 --> 00:09:50.888 Spent a couple of days in KC trying to keep from associating with criminals. 00:09:51.023 --> 00:09:55.103 Why, they've hit the Union Pacific down there so many times 00:09:55.235 --> 00:09:58.900 the place has begun to look like a lawmen's convention. 00:09:59.031 --> 00:10:01.319 They got two Pinkerton in KC 00:10:01.450 --> 00:10:06.277 and I do believe one of 'em was the legendary Charlie Siringo. 00:10:07.456 --> 00:10:10.907 Did he claim to be a border cowboy? 00:10:11.043 --> 00:10:14.293 Can't remember. Said he could talk Mexican. 00:10:14.421 --> 00:10:16.461 Yeah, that's him. 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:20.290 How'd you know it was a detective? 00:10:20.427 --> 00:10:25.136 Rancher's wife wanting to go to bed with him. He kept givin' her a "no". 00:10:25.265 --> 00:10:27.803 Damned if I can understand that. 00:10:27.935 --> 00:10:30.971 - Well, I took care of her, Cal. - You did that, huh? 00:10:31.104 --> 00:10:34.604 You're damn sure. Had a good time too, thank you. 00:10:34.733 --> 00:10:36.227 Did you? 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:41.402 Spent the night in Martinsdale. Couldn't get no credit at the whorehouse, 00:10:41.532 --> 00:10:45.779 so I picked up this chubby little girl off some sodbuster's outfit. 00:10:45.912 --> 00:10:48.367 Yeah... How was she? 00:10:52.627 --> 00:10:58.297 About like a Swiss clock. Same exact movement over and over again. 00:10:59.217 --> 00:11:01.755 Yeah. 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:21.549 - It was Sandy, huh? - Yeah. 00:11:23.058 --> 00:11:24.885 Yeah. 00:11:26.019 --> 00:11:28.689 Sandy's gone. He's dead. 00:11:28.814 --> 00:11:33.523 David Braxton's foreman... What's his name, Cary? 00:11:33.652 --> 00:11:35.858 - Pete Marker. - Pete Marker. 00:11:35.988 --> 00:11:38.657 ...caught him and they hung him. 00:11:39.783 --> 00:11:42.191 Goddamn it. 00:11:42.327 --> 00:11:45.661 I knew somebody's bunch wasn't in that corral. 00:11:47.457 --> 00:11:51.788 Little Tod was in town. Everybody was at the hanging. 00:11:56.718 --> 00:12:00.252 - How'd Sandy go out? - Pretty good. Pretty good. 00:12:00.388 --> 00:12:05.595 They hung him up on a cottonwood, though, and he sort of... 00:12:07.937 --> 00:12:10.179 He sort of what? 00:12:11.649 --> 00:12:14.187 Sort of strangled for a while. 00:12:15.486 --> 00:12:18.238 Braxton was there dressed in a suit. 00:12:18.364 --> 00:12:21.199 - Lookin' like God. - Hah! 00:12:25.330 --> 00:12:27.121 Goddamn. 00:12:27.248 --> 00:12:30.368 I'll tell you, the first time I met Sandy... 00:12:30.501 --> 00:12:32.708 Listen at this, now. 00:12:32.837 --> 00:12:36.206 The first time I met Sandy, he was rustling on his own. 00:12:36.341 --> 00:12:40.385 He had a stolen cavalry pony and he kept this dog. 00:12:41.346 --> 00:12:45.509 As soon as he killed a steer, he'd cut the brand off and feed it to the dog. 00:12:45.641 --> 00:12:48.097 He said to get enough evidence to convict him 00:12:48.227 --> 00:12:51.145 they'd have to pick through the dog's shit for a week 00:12:51.272 --> 00:12:54.143 before they could find the brand. 00:13:04.203 --> 00:13:07.868 My aunt ran a laundry in St Paul. 00:13:09.541 --> 00:13:12.708 Got strangled by a Chinaman while she's washing her dog. 00:13:12.836 --> 00:13:15.790 It's easy to die. Easy! 00:13:18.342 --> 00:13:20.418 Well, they sure killed Sandy. 00:13:20.552 --> 00:13:24.764 He was the only comedian in this outfit. Every outfit oughta have a comedian. 00:13:24.890 --> 00:13:28.010 You can't run that many rustled horses across open ground. 00:13:28.143 --> 00:13:31.061 I know I've been saying that. But you can't. 00:13:31.188 --> 00:13:36.811 What do we do, Tom? Open up a stand and sell stolen horses over the counter? 00:13:36.944 --> 00:13:40.562 No. We gotta get a relay ranch halfway across 00:13:40.697 --> 00:13:43.153 so as we got somewheres to relay 'em at. 00:13:43.283 --> 00:13:47.661 - That's right. - That's just really great. 00:13:47.788 --> 00:13:49.827 Only we ain't got a ranch. 00:13:49.957 --> 00:13:53.622 We ain't got no money! The only horses we got are out there. 00:13:53.752 --> 00:13:57.168 We can't move them across the breaks without everybody knowing. 00:13:57.297 --> 00:14:00.132 Let's just stick up the NP Railroad and buy a ranch. 00:14:00.259 --> 00:14:02.132 Hell, let's rob a bank. 00:14:02.261 --> 00:14:06.210 If we're gonna get hung for rustlin' horses, we oughta be robbin' trains. 00:14:06.348 --> 00:14:09.302 Why don't you boys join that Hole-in-the-Wall bunch 00:14:09.434 --> 00:14:12.850 and you'll be around people that think like that? 00:14:18.695 --> 00:14:24.199 Boy, a couple of years ago they'd have put Sandy in Red Lodge penitentiary, 00:14:24.325 --> 00:14:26.365 weavin' bridles. 00:14:28.538 --> 00:14:32.785 Seems like there's something new in the air. 00:14:36.880 --> 00:14:41.506 I bet you Marker'll bait crows with Sandy for a week before he'll cut him down. 00:14:41.634 --> 00:14:45.549 I worked for that son of a bitch once on the reservation roundup. 00:14:45.680 --> 00:14:48.432 He will leave Sandy in the trees. 00:14:49.976 --> 00:14:55.053 When we was fightin' in Kansas, we had relays all over the damn place. 00:14:55.190 --> 00:14:57.941 We relayed a cousin of mine 00:14:58.067 --> 00:15:01.567 all the way from Medicine Tree to the hot springs in New Mexico. 00:15:01.696 --> 00:15:03.605 He beat the telegraph. 00:15:03.740 --> 00:15:08.236 Took the detectives two years to cover the same ground he'd covered in a week. 00:15:08.369 --> 00:15:12.581 And when they got there he was in his grave up on the Chama. 00:15:12.707 --> 00:15:17.452 Why was you havin' to move this cousin around so much? 00:15:17.587 --> 00:15:20.256 He did card tricks. 00:15:20.381 --> 00:15:22.421 I get it. 00:15:25.638 --> 00:15:29.422 He done a trick for this nigger on the Chama. The nigger throttled him. 00:15:29.558 --> 00:15:32.014 Mm-hm. I see. 00:15:35.272 --> 00:15:37.763 Say, Cal... 00:15:37.900 --> 00:15:41.483 Why don't we put that relay in Braxton's backyard? 00:15:44.573 --> 00:15:46.613 Yeah. 00:15:48.536 --> 00:15:52.118 It beats sendin' three or four horses at a time out into Kansas. 00:15:52.248 --> 00:15:55.533 The law there is pretty effective now. 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:03.837 I get a kick out of Little Tod. He says we oughta rob a train. 00:16:09.265 --> 00:16:11.304 No... 00:16:12.393 --> 00:16:14.634 I'm tired, Cal. 00:16:16.313 --> 00:16:20.228 I'm gonna turn in. Tomorrow we have a nice day. 00:16:26.865 --> 00:16:29.321 Too bad about Sandy. 00:17:50.701 --> 00:17:54.319 All right, move over there. Move, move! 00:17:54.455 --> 00:17:57.372 I want you to uncouple that car. Hurry up! 00:17:57.500 --> 00:18:01.034 I can't do it. I'm not sure I'm able to do it. 00:18:01.170 --> 00:18:03.293 Just get down there and pull the pin out. 00:18:03.422 --> 00:18:07.918 - I'm a clerk. I'm not mechanical. - Hurry up. Hurry up. 00:18:21.232 --> 00:18:23.023 Whoo-hoo! 00:18:36.330 --> 00:18:40.162 - Get the money out. What's your name? - Nelson. 00:18:40.292 --> 00:18:42.202 Nelson, you do this right, 00:18:42.336 --> 00:18:47.247 you can say you've seen Jesse James and lived to tell the story. 00:18:47.383 --> 00:18:50.052 You're not Jesse James. 00:18:50.177 --> 00:18:53.593 You ain't Charlie Siringo. Just give me the money, Nelson. 00:18:53.722 --> 00:18:58.100 - I'm not permitted to touch this. - Gimme the goddamn money. 00:19:03.191 --> 00:19:04.472 Whoa! 00:19:16.705 --> 00:19:17.819 Gee! 00:19:17.956 --> 00:19:21.870 - Don't start blamin' me. - I am blamin' you. 00:19:22.002 --> 00:19:24.789 This is it on trains. This is it. 00:19:24.921 --> 00:19:26.202 God Almighty. 00:19:26.339 --> 00:19:29.376 This is it. No more trains, Tod. 00:19:29.509 --> 00:19:32.712 - I just don't wanna get blamed. - Sh... 00:19:32.846 --> 00:19:35.135 We got it! It's all over the place. 00:19:35.265 --> 00:19:36.973 Yahoo! 00:19:38.018 --> 00:19:40.425 We got it. 00:19:42.105 --> 00:19:46.933 - You need some help? - Just pick up the money, goddamn it. 00:19:47.068 --> 00:19:48.895 Agh! 00:19:52.365 --> 00:19:55.485 But they're all ones. Tom, they're all ones. 00:19:57.412 --> 00:20:02.039 - Where am I gonna put 'em all? - I don't wanna hear that now. Just... 00:20:04.753 --> 00:20:06.461 Ain't it just terrible? 00:20:06.588 --> 00:20:11.131 The next time you mention trains, it's gonna get worse. 00:20:13.970 --> 00:20:16.130 You boys new at this? 00:20:19.811 --> 00:20:22.728 Appreciate your concern, Nelson. 00:20:26.067 --> 00:20:27.478 Yahoo! 00:20:28.694 --> 00:20:30.936 Let's get every goddamn one up. 00:20:31.072 --> 00:20:34.026 Hey, look! There's tens in the water. 00:20:34.158 --> 00:20:36.993 Get in there, Tod. Get in the water. Get those tens. 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:39.527 Yahoo! 00:20:46.295 --> 00:20:48.335 Little Tod... 00:20:52.009 --> 00:20:54.002 Get out of my way. 00:20:57.265 --> 00:21:00.182 Come on. Let's get outta here with what we got. 00:21:22.456 --> 00:21:24.164 Mornin', my little darlin'. 00:21:24.292 --> 00:21:27.875 Hey, Si. We'll see 'em in church. 00:21:33.051 --> 00:21:35.756 I think all of you working men and women 00:21:35.888 --> 00:21:39.091 have had time now to consider this case before us. 00:21:39.224 --> 00:21:42.344 - There's Braxton. - I have reviewed its details, 00:21:42.477 --> 00:21:46.143 and now I feel secure enough to pronounce sentence. 00:21:46.273 --> 00:21:49.642 Subject, of course, to your scrutiny and support. 00:21:49.776 --> 00:21:52.232 Make him confess first. 00:21:52.362 --> 00:21:55.648 I think the kindest thing we can do to this bird 00:21:55.782 --> 00:21:58.534 is to send him up to the territorial prison. 00:21:58.660 --> 00:22:03.406 He's been about as cooperative as any prisoner we've tried around here. 00:22:03.540 --> 00:22:07.917 - I see no direct call to hang him. - Don't he look like God? 00:22:08.045 --> 00:22:11.461 Who's got an opinion about how long we might send him up? 00:22:11.590 --> 00:22:14.674 - Life is indicated. - He'll take anything. 00:22:14.801 --> 00:22:17.008 How would 10 to 20 sound to you? 00:22:17.137 --> 00:22:21.265 Sounds about right to me. How soon would I be eligible for parole? 00:22:21.391 --> 00:22:24.262 In about two weeks. 00:22:26.688 --> 00:22:30.768 Anything you'd like to say before we send you to your just deserts? 00:22:30.901 --> 00:22:33.392 And if I may speak for the court, 00:22:33.528 --> 00:22:36.364 we would prefer that it be something colourful, 00:22:36.490 --> 00:22:39.657 life on the frontier being what it is. 00:22:40.495 --> 00:22:42.534 Just that... 00:22:44.666 --> 00:22:50.455 it may seem to you boys like a hard way to make the papers, 00:22:50.588 --> 00:22:54.123 but I'm not ashamed of robbing that train, 00:22:54.258 --> 00:23:00.628 of blowing bridges, sticking up banks, or for my careless devil-may-care gunplay. 00:23:02.558 --> 00:23:06.556 I'm not ashamed of pissing away the money on hard living either, 00:23:06.688 --> 00:23:09.807 because I'm that kind of guy. 00:23:09.941 --> 00:23:13.226 But as a concession to me for my cooperation, 00:23:13.361 --> 00:23:17.061 I would like you all to refer to me from now on 00:23:17.198 --> 00:23:19.771 as "The Lonesome Kid". 00:23:21.327 --> 00:23:25.076 Especially in front of outsiders here in the West. 00:23:25.206 --> 00:23:31.161 That's enough of that! Let's all go up to the bar and make fools of ourselves. 00:23:46.853 --> 00:23:48.892 Yahoo! 00:23:50.356 --> 00:23:54.686 Whoo! I haven't danced like that since Chicago. 00:23:54.820 --> 00:23:56.528 I'm Tom Logan. 00:23:56.655 --> 00:24:03.156 I'd like to congratulate you, sir, on your treatment of that impostor. 00:24:03.287 --> 00:24:05.956 Oh... My daughter, Jane. 00:24:06.081 --> 00:24:07.457 Hello. 00:24:07.583 --> 00:24:10.584 People have told me I should talk to you, Mr Braxton. 00:24:10.711 --> 00:24:13.996 I just sold a family implement business in the Shonkin range 00:24:14.131 --> 00:24:17.630 and I'm thinkin' of buying a small ranch. 00:24:19.553 --> 00:24:24.298 You done so well I'd like a piece out by you for good luck. 00:24:27.144 --> 00:24:30.145 Well... the Cannon Ranch is for sale. 00:24:30.898 --> 00:24:35.643 Isn't much. Four sections and a cabin. Pole corrals around it. 00:24:35.778 --> 00:24:39.478 But it's well watered, and pretty fair shelter. 00:24:40.616 --> 00:24:44.530 The owner's living in town now. Has a cooperage at the end of Main, 00:24:44.661 --> 00:24:46.701 past the livery. 00:24:47.873 --> 00:24:50.993 I understand you had some rustlin' problems. 00:24:51.126 --> 00:24:53.961 Seven per cent losses per annum. 00:24:55.547 --> 00:25:00.886 You should know about that. First year, that might just break you. 00:25:01.011 --> 00:25:02.920 Mm... 00:25:03.055 --> 00:25:07.100 I understand you had to hang someone here. 00:25:08.311 --> 00:25:10.351 I did that. 00:25:11.439 --> 00:25:13.479 Oh, that's tough. 00:25:14.651 --> 00:25:18.185 What was this? Some kind of a desperado? 00:25:18.321 --> 00:25:19.696 No. 00:25:19.823 --> 00:25:24.615 He was a thief, with probably a million good reasons for being on hard times. 00:25:24.744 --> 00:25:28.327 The main thing is that we put him out of his misery. 00:25:32.544 --> 00:25:35.117 Don't you believe in hangin' thieves, miss? 00:25:35.255 --> 00:25:37.294 No, sir, I don't. Do you? 00:25:37.423 --> 00:25:42.335 I surely do. How in the world else are we gonna have law and order? 00:25:44.097 --> 00:25:46.718 Well, what do you know? 00:25:46.850 --> 00:25:51.096 Maybe you can buy that Cannon Ranch, get started in the cattle business. 00:25:51.229 --> 00:25:53.305 With your attitude toward human life, 00:25:53.439 --> 00:25:56.855 you may yet get to be one of the barons of this prairie, 00:25:56.985 --> 00:26:01.611 and have your picture on page one, or page three, of the Chicago papers. 00:26:01.739 --> 00:26:06.734 And for your birthday you can have a big barrel of fresh oysters on ice, 00:26:06.870 --> 00:26:10.452 just the way the other hangmen up this way do. 00:26:11.207 --> 00:26:14.374 You sound bitter, lady. 00:26:14.502 --> 00:26:17.374 You should have seen that young man's face. 00:26:17.506 --> 00:26:20.258 - He did not die quickly. - I don't wanna hear about it. 00:26:20.384 --> 00:26:23.420 I don't think you can really picture the man's face. 00:26:23.554 --> 00:26:26.721 I don't want to hear about it, miss. 00:26:28.058 --> 00:26:30.728 Thank you for your information, Mr Braxton. 00:26:30.853 --> 00:26:36.192 I'll go over to the cooperage and ask Mr Cannon about them four sections. 00:26:36.317 --> 00:26:38.986 Pleasure to meet you too, miss. 00:26:55.794 --> 00:26:58.036 Welcome to town, now. 00:26:58.172 --> 00:27:01.505 Damn, I feel better now. 00:27:01.634 --> 00:27:03.673 - Damned if I don't. - Me too. 00:27:12.811 --> 00:27:15.433 Oh, God! You didn't cut him down yet. 00:27:15.564 --> 00:27:17.604 We did! That's... 00:27:19.318 --> 00:27:21.145 Whoa! 00:27:22.780 --> 00:27:25.946 - Oh... - Oh, Pete. 00:27:26.075 --> 00:27:28.863 My God. They've killed my man. 00:27:34.084 --> 00:27:38.710 - Si, are we gonna go to that whorehouse? - Where the hell you clodhoppers been at? 00:27:38.838 --> 00:27:42.207 File that. We got it. Let's go for a ride. 00:27:42.342 --> 00:27:45.259 I wanna go to a whorehouse, play cards, get drunk. 00:27:45.387 --> 00:27:50.132 We can go to the whorehouse later. Ain't you got no pride of ownership? 00:27:50.267 --> 00:27:53.718 I buy you a brand-new ranch. Do you wanna ride out and look at it? 00:27:53.853 --> 00:27:56.938 Hell, we own it, we can go anytime. Let's go for a drink. 00:27:57.065 --> 00:28:00.315 - Let's play cards... - Let's go to the whorehouse. 00:28:00.443 --> 00:28:04.904 You're gonna have to pick and choose on that cos the money's about all gone. 00:28:05.031 --> 00:28:08.032 - The money can't be gone. - Well, it is and I'm glad. 00:28:08.159 --> 00:28:09.867 - I'm glad too. - Why? 00:28:09.995 --> 00:28:11.821 Because robbin' trains is... 00:28:11.955 --> 00:28:16.498 We start a pattern of robbin' trains and we're gonna get detectives. 00:28:16.626 --> 00:28:19.960 From then, you can back the calendar down till they hang us. 00:28:20.088 --> 00:28:22.127 That's why. 00:28:26.803 --> 00:28:31.761 I still think we should rob a bank. Rob trains, rob a bank. 00:28:31.891 --> 00:28:35.343 - All right, let's go to the whorehouse. - Mm-mm. 00:28:44.739 --> 00:28:46.980 You here for a party? 00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:52.529 - That's right. - What kind of a party? 00:28:59.837 --> 00:29:01.877 Well... 00:29:02.882 --> 00:29:05.503 You got any girls? 00:29:16.854 --> 00:29:18.894 Go on, Si. 00:29:27.865 --> 00:29:32.159 The girls here can show you to the party rooms. 00:29:33.371 --> 00:29:35.410 I like them ribbons. 00:29:36.373 --> 00:29:38.911 Anybody want anything to eat? 00:29:40.628 --> 00:29:45.835 Well, is he the one that I want. You just come right on up here with me. 00:29:49.011 --> 00:29:52.132 Where are the chubby ones? I want a chub... 00:29:52.265 --> 00:29:54.305 Oh, yeah. 00:29:55.477 --> 00:29:58.644 Ain't that a match-up? Ain't that a match-up? 00:29:58.772 --> 00:30:01.393 Just like you and your horse, Little Tod. 00:30:14.913 --> 00:30:18.827 - That one got away! - You'll pay for that. 00:30:18.959 --> 00:30:21.794 In my home town, I'm considered a dangerous person. 00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:27.756 Yeah? In your home town a man can get a bad reputation for smokin' corn silk. 00:30:29.553 --> 00:30:32.756 Cary'll stay at the breaks, but somebody must tend this place. 00:30:32.889 --> 00:30:36.757 I can tell you one damn thing, it isn't gonna be me. 00:30:36.893 --> 00:30:38.518 Agh! 00:30:42.858 --> 00:30:46.440 I got you! Told you I was gonna get you, you son of a bitch. 00:30:46.570 --> 00:30:48.609 Here! How about this? 00:31:00.750 --> 00:31:03.206 I like this place, Cal. 00:31:04.964 --> 00:31:07.420 - Yeah. - I like it quiet. 00:31:10.094 --> 00:31:14.423 Cary, don't throw them tools down there like that, please. 00:31:16.517 --> 00:31:19.933 I spent my first 18 years on one of these goddamn things, 00:31:20.062 --> 00:31:22.388 workin' for my uncle that raised me. 00:31:22.523 --> 00:31:25.061 I worked myself cross-eyed too. 00:31:26.402 --> 00:31:31.147 About the only thing I had for distraction was this dog. 00:31:32.116 --> 00:31:35.615 I'd had the dog since it was ten years old. 00:31:36.787 --> 00:31:39.623 And he shot it... 00:31:40.708 --> 00:31:44.291 for stickin' its tongue on a pat of butter. 00:31:45.213 --> 00:31:47.704 So I stayed one more night. 00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:53.592 And I killed his seed bull, I rustled every damn horse he had 00:31:53.721 --> 00:31:57.766 including a racer that I sold as a cow pony to an Indian rancher, 00:31:57.892 --> 00:32:00.217 and I took the whole damn remuda. 00:32:00.353 --> 00:32:03.686 I come within a hair's breadth of sendin' him to kingdom come. 00:32:03.814 --> 00:32:08.856 I was that close to shootin' that son of a bitch in the brainpan. 00:32:12.740 --> 00:32:16.191 I never did have that kind of background. 00:32:16.328 --> 00:32:20.491 Never had nothin' neither. My folks always wanted a place. 00:32:20.624 --> 00:32:23.874 They was good people, so I always saw it with their eyes. 00:32:24.002 --> 00:32:26.244 I can see that. 00:32:26.380 --> 00:32:32.383 But when you think about it, you wouldn't want the weight of a damn place like this. 00:32:35.597 --> 00:32:38.468 Do you do alterations too, ma'am? 00:32:41.603 --> 00:32:43.643 Nope. 00:32:45.148 --> 00:32:50.024 And I don't do your wire-ripped shirts neither. 00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.529 There you go. 00:32:56.660 --> 00:33:00.705 Si, you're beginnin' to sound like a real old lady. 00:33:00.831 --> 00:33:03.701 What do you say we just jump this pissant seamstress? 00:33:03.834 --> 00:33:07.914 You guys are soon gonna learn to treat me nice. 00:33:08.046 --> 00:33:10.917 - Yahoo! - Whoa! Watch it! 00:33:11.049 --> 00:33:12.709 Come on! I'll kill ya. 00:33:12.843 --> 00:33:16.212 Everybody's so scared of the Mounties that nobody even tries. 00:33:16.346 --> 00:33:18.173 The horses are hardly guarded. 00:33:18.307 --> 00:33:23.893 - You talkin' to me about Canada again? - You're goddamn right I am. 00:33:24.021 --> 00:33:26.097 Them Mounties scares me, Cal. 00:33:26.231 --> 00:33:29.731 Hell, they scare everybody. That's why it'll be so easy. 00:33:29.861 --> 00:33:32.067 The Indians won't touch them horses. 00:33:32.196 --> 00:33:35.067 We can take all 60 of them ponies at a walk. 00:33:38.703 --> 00:33:41.111 All Canadian government brand? 00:33:41.247 --> 00:33:47.202 Until we can get 'em to the breaks for modification, and then down here to relay. 00:33:47.337 --> 00:33:50.421 That doesn't quite settle it though, does it? 00:33:50.548 --> 00:33:53.004 No, it don't. 00:33:54.135 --> 00:33:57.255 Someone's gonna have to stay here. 00:33:57.388 --> 00:34:00.259 Well, it isn't gonna be me. 00:34:01.351 --> 00:34:04.684 It's gotta be one of the two of us, and I'll tell you one thing. 00:34:04.812 --> 00:34:08.596 You had all the fun on that train while I baby-sat these savages. 00:34:08.733 --> 00:34:13.146 I'm going to Canada for sure. That's settled. That's it. 00:34:30.922 --> 00:34:34.338 I gotta stay on this goddamn piece of ground. 00:34:34.467 --> 00:34:37.551 Goddamn! I can't even believe this! 00:34:40.683 --> 00:34:44.929 That is pitiful. You assholes will just get lost. 00:34:46.188 --> 00:34:50.649 - He was the best foreman. - He was the only foreman I ever had. 00:34:50.776 --> 00:34:54.726 - Pete Marker was a hard man. - He surely was, David. 00:34:54.863 --> 00:34:59.905 He could break a horse better than the bronc fighters. He could do every job. 00:35:00.035 --> 00:35:02.609 He was a great ramrod. 00:35:02.746 --> 00:35:07.538 He personified the American West in the days of its rowdy youth. 00:35:07.668 --> 00:35:10.123 - Sure did. - Excuse me. 00:36:02.182 --> 00:36:04.851 - Lee Clayton. - Oh, my God, you gave me a scare. 00:36:04.976 --> 00:36:09.519 - All I could see was your horse. - That was all you were meant to see. 00:36:10.523 --> 00:36:13.690 Is the owner about? 00:36:13.818 --> 00:36:16.523 Who may I say is calling? 00:36:16.654 --> 00:36:20.023 Lee Clayton. I just said that. 00:36:20.867 --> 00:36:23.987 I have a short memory. 00:36:27.040 --> 00:36:29.827 Well, I'll tell Daddy that you're here, 00:36:29.959 --> 00:36:32.664 and then I can get back to what I was doing before. 00:36:32.796 --> 00:36:38.668 Tell him Lee Clayton from Medicine Hat, Wyoming. Here on business. 00:36:38.802 --> 00:36:41.043 - You got it? - Yes. 00:37:00.949 --> 00:37:04.781 - Come in. I've been expecting you. - Oh, sir. 00:37:04.911 --> 00:37:08.530 I don't know why it would not have tired me more than it did, 00:37:08.666 --> 00:37:14.206 to have travelled all this distance without more than a catnap. 00:37:14.338 --> 00:37:17.921 You've a wonderful set of books here, sir. 00:37:18.050 --> 00:37:20.256 - Yes, I have. - Truly, truly beautiful. 00:37:20.386 --> 00:37:22.592 I don't spend the time with them I should. 00:37:22.721 --> 00:37:29.969 I'm of the opinion... I would only claim books that was about right from wrong. 00:37:30.104 --> 00:37:34.766 Otherwise how are we to find our paradise among the stars? 00:37:34.900 --> 00:37:36.940 True. Please. 00:37:38.404 --> 00:37:43.113 Oh, sir. I'm sorry for your trouble. I wasn't aware. 00:37:43.242 --> 00:37:46.825 Gentlemen, Robert E Lee Clayton. 00:37:51.542 --> 00:37:54.033 I understand that you hung a thief 00:37:54.169 --> 00:37:59.412 and neglected to find out where they were caching the stock. How was that? 00:37:59.550 --> 00:38:01.792 He didn't wanna talk. He was about to die. 00:38:01.927 --> 00:38:05.842 Oh, I see. Then you pampered him. 00:38:05.973 --> 00:38:09.009 - No, sir! - We hung that man. 00:38:09.143 --> 00:38:12.594 Well, you pampered the man... you pampered the man, 00:38:12.730 --> 00:38:17.689 and the result of that is the loss of this poor man's life! 00:38:18.904 --> 00:38:21.477 - Please, this is outrageous. - You, you, you... 00:38:21.615 --> 00:38:25.149 Take your hands off! 00:38:25.285 --> 00:38:31.786 Realise the fact that as a result of that this poor man has lost his life. 00:38:31.916 --> 00:38:37.836 If you'd invited me into the neighbourhood before, it wouldn't have happened. 00:38:37.964 --> 00:38:40.965 You've got to give me some thoughts. 00:38:41.968 --> 00:38:46.096 I'm gonna turn my horse out. Then I'll wash my body. 00:38:47.724 --> 00:38:52.931 And, miss... the only thing not on my diet 00:38:53.063 --> 00:38:57.440 would be the green top of the beet and okra. 00:38:57.984 --> 00:39:03.654 Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me, but I'm under a severe attack from a tooth. 00:39:03.782 --> 00:39:06.617 Sir. Miss. 00:39:13.208 --> 00:39:16.078 - Where'd he come from? - What was all that about? 00:39:16.211 --> 00:39:20.623 I got recommendations for this man from all the Wyoming outfits he's worked for. 00:39:20.757 --> 00:39:24.043 - I'm assured that he's a top regulator. - Regulator? 00:39:24.177 --> 00:39:28.424 - You mean you asked him up here? - You're damn right I did. 00:39:28.556 --> 00:39:31.808 They killed my ramrod and I want them to pay for it. 00:39:31.936 --> 00:39:34.427 I always wondered what Lee Clayton looked like. 00:39:34.563 --> 00:39:37.434 And smelled like. 00:39:37.566 --> 00:39:39.855 I always figured him to be a little fella. 00:39:39.986 --> 00:39:43.604 He's supposed to have a Creedmore rifle he carries as a saddle gun. 00:39:43.739 --> 00:39:45.981 Supposed to be able to hit out to 500 yards. 00:39:46.117 --> 00:39:48.904 - Oh, Mr Rate. 500 yards... - I mean it. 00:39:49.036 --> 00:39:52.203 He never carries a side arm, so you know he's a dry-gulcher. 00:39:52.331 --> 00:39:56.032 But he smells like a wet-gulcher and he dresses like a clown. 00:39:56.168 --> 00:39:59.620 He don't have no wife, but he sure keeps himself spruced up. 00:39:59.755 --> 00:40:05.295 Many a rustler has said his prayers when he got a whiff of them lavender bath salts. 00:40:12.226 --> 00:40:15.975 - Daddy, I wanna know how... - Not now. Shh! 00:40:16.105 --> 00:40:19.308 - Vern, scat. Out of here. - You betcha. I will. 00:40:19.692 --> 00:40:24.105 - Adios, buddies. - Send you a postal card from Canada. 00:40:24.238 --> 00:40:26.694 Cal, why can't I go to Canada? 00:40:26.824 --> 00:40:29.493 You gotta tend to the cabin in the breaks, Cary. 00:40:29.618 --> 00:40:34.660 You don't hear Tom complainin'. See you in a few weeks, Tom. 00:40:40.212 --> 00:40:44.543 They'll be back, Buck. Don't you worry about it. 00:40:54.728 --> 00:40:58.311 Well, by gosh. Good mornin' to you, miss. 00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:02.603 Good morning to you, Mr Logan. You bought this place already, huh? 00:41:02.736 --> 00:41:04.278 Yes, ma'am. 00:41:04.404 --> 00:41:08.865 I guess that kinda makes us neighbours, doesn't it? 00:41:09.951 --> 00:41:14.115 - Where are you headed? - Oh, I'm gonna go over on the table. 00:41:14.247 --> 00:41:16.619 Well, may I accompany you? 00:41:16.750 --> 00:41:18.789 No. 00:41:18.919 --> 00:41:23.047 - Why not? - No good reason. I don't want company. 00:41:23.173 --> 00:41:26.209 Come on. Give me a chance. 00:41:26.343 --> 00:41:30.091 Give you a chance. Give you a chance for what? 00:41:30.222 --> 00:41:35.643 Miss, I'm gonna take this opportunity to be just a little damn bit offended. 00:41:35.769 --> 00:41:38.307 Cos if there's anybody in this district 00:41:38.438 --> 00:41:42.934 who's got a right to think of themselves as wholesome companionship, 00:41:43.068 --> 00:41:45.737 why, it's yours truly. 00:41:50.325 --> 00:41:55.486 If you're such a wholesome companion, what were you doing at the whorehouse? 00:41:55.623 --> 00:41:57.663 Who in the world told you that? 00:41:57.792 --> 00:42:00.959 Mary O'Connell, that little blonde you paid for. 00:42:01.087 --> 00:42:03.293 Well, I hope that's all she told you. 00:42:03.422 --> 00:42:06.589 She told me everything. We're starved for news out here. 00:42:06.717 --> 00:42:10.964 - All I ever hear about is grass. - What's the matter with grass? 00:42:11.097 --> 00:42:14.632 Samuel Johnson said "A blade of grass is a blade of grass." 00:42:14.767 --> 00:42:19.429 - "Tell me about a human being." - I don't understand that. 00:42:19.564 --> 00:42:23.811 It just means that Samuel Johnson was as bored as I am with nature. 00:42:23.943 --> 00:42:26.778 We had a famous painter out here last year. 00:42:26.904 --> 00:42:31.317 That man must have painted ten square miles of canvas, not one human face. 00:42:31.450 --> 00:42:36.611 I wish he'd painted that boy Sandy hangin' up so decoratively against the mountains. 00:42:36.747 --> 00:42:39.120 Because his pink tongue and white face 00:42:39.250 --> 00:42:41.955 would have set off the green of Montana splendidly. 00:42:42.086 --> 00:42:47.081 I mean, it would have made the damnedest bank calendar you ever saw. 00:42:48.176 --> 00:42:52.173 Well, you succeeded. This is where I was coming to and you're still with me. 00:42:52.305 --> 00:42:54.760 The persistence of the young rancher, huh? 00:42:54.891 --> 00:42:59.885 - Well, I know what I want is all. - What do you want? 00:43:00.021 --> 00:43:03.105 I mean, I know what it is when I want something. 00:43:03.232 --> 00:43:06.685 - Oh, come on! - "Oh, come on" what? 00:43:06.820 --> 00:43:11.565 - Why don't you just say what you mean? - This is what I mean. 00:43:11.700 --> 00:43:15.780 - Do you want me? - What does that mean? 00:43:15.913 --> 00:43:19.116 I mean you're followin' me around. What you got in mind? 00:43:19.249 --> 00:43:22.369 - Me? - Sexual intercourse? 00:43:24.004 --> 00:43:26.210 - Oh, my... - Well, all right. 00:43:26.882 --> 00:43:28.590 All right. 00:43:28.717 --> 00:43:31.920 Come on. Get down off your horse. 00:43:32.054 --> 00:43:36.846 I'm not gonna have any hesitation from you. Not from a frequenter of whores. 00:43:36.975 --> 00:43:39.680 All right, all right. Just back off. 00:43:39.811 --> 00:43:42.765 I'm gonna step down at my own speed. 00:43:45.108 --> 00:43:47.148 All right. 00:43:49.154 --> 00:43:54.314 I'm going to lose it right here, in all these blades of grass. 00:43:55.369 --> 00:43:57.824 Do I have to come to you? All right. 00:43:57.955 --> 00:44:00.077 - Hold it. - What? 00:44:00.207 --> 00:44:03.077 Who asked you to do all this? 00:44:03.210 --> 00:44:06.211 - Well, your entire behaviour... - Never mind that. 00:44:06.338 --> 00:44:09.458 I didn't ask you. You said that you wanted it. 00:44:09.591 --> 00:44:12.129 - Well, do you? - No. 00:44:12.261 --> 00:44:16.210 - Well, you're not gonna get it. - Keep the dang thing. I don't want it. 00:44:16.348 --> 00:44:21.058 - I forgot. You do have your whores. - Sure do. Like 'em too. 00:44:21.187 --> 00:44:23.678 I'll tell you something. If you want them... 00:44:23.815 --> 00:44:28.441 I keep tellin' ya. I want them a lot. I don't want you at all. 00:44:28.569 --> 00:44:30.728 Why are you bein' so mean to me? 00:44:30.863 --> 00:44:34.778 People have neglected to tell you what a nasty little bitch you are, 00:44:34.909 --> 00:44:37.483 and I'm makin' up for their negligence. 00:44:37.620 --> 00:44:40.823 I just seem mean. I'm only being thorough. 00:44:46.546 --> 00:44:52.964 If you're gonna start that, I'm gonna go home and shovel manure on the pansies. 00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:58.463 Well, you just wait a minute because I'm gonna stop. 00:45:02.395 --> 00:45:04.518 You gonna talk nice? 00:45:04.647 --> 00:45:06.854 I will do my best. 00:45:07.567 --> 00:45:09.606 You bastard. 00:45:10.737 --> 00:45:14.734 - Can I have a kiss? - No. I hardly know you. 00:45:14.866 --> 00:45:20.738 Why don't we take a walk and talk about the Wild West and how to get out of it? 00:45:22.540 --> 00:45:26.454 Well... all right. I can talk about that. 00:45:27.712 --> 00:45:30.548 Cal, I forgot how to tie a diamond hitch. 00:45:30.674 --> 00:45:33.794 - A squaw hitch is all you need. - You'll be gone two weeks? 00:45:33.927 --> 00:45:38.424 Give or take a few days. Cary, you're gonna move some stock to make way. 00:45:38.557 --> 00:45:40.633 - No more than two... - Or three at a time. 00:45:40.768 --> 00:45:44.979 - I've been doin' this for a while. - I reckon you have. Let's go. 00:45:48.150 --> 00:45:50.226 Keep low, boy. 00:45:54.490 --> 00:45:56.945 Hell of a damn way to ride off. 00:46:02.956 --> 00:46:06.123 - Stay with your horse. - Get a hold. 00:46:06.627 --> 00:46:09.296 Si, stay with your horse! Si! 00:46:09.421 --> 00:46:13.004 Goddamn it, he knows what he's doing. 00:46:14.968 --> 00:46:17.424 Si let go of the rope. 00:46:17.554 --> 00:46:19.594 Oh, Jesus. 00:46:19.723 --> 00:46:22.095 - Help! - You're gonna drown! 00:46:22.226 --> 00:46:24.467 Help! Get me in. 00:46:28.607 --> 00:46:33.399 We did it. We crossed that son of a bitch, didn't we? 00:46:33.529 --> 00:46:37.443 I couldn't swim, but I was swimmin', right? 00:46:39.493 --> 00:46:41.236 I can! I did it! 00:46:41.370 --> 00:46:43.944 We deserve a lot of damn credit. 00:46:44.082 --> 00:46:47.747 We crossed the Mighty Mo and I want some damn credit. 00:46:47.877 --> 00:46:52.670 Supposin' if the catfish in that son of a bitch could eat a pig. 00:46:52.799 --> 00:46:55.254 Or a chicken. 00:46:57.554 --> 00:46:59.593 Get out. 00:47:00.890 --> 00:47:03.346 - Easy, now. - Tom! 00:47:06.062 --> 00:47:08.102 Hey, Tom! 00:47:09.774 --> 00:47:11.316 Huh? 00:47:11.443 --> 00:47:14.858 You're the only rancher who hasn't met the new regulator. 00:47:14.988 --> 00:47:17.609 Tom Logan, Robert E Lee Clayton. 00:47:17.740 --> 00:47:22.153 It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir. 00:47:22.287 --> 00:47:25.038 Damn near... sucked my boot off. 00:47:26.791 --> 00:47:28.914 Pleasure to meet you. 00:47:29.043 --> 00:47:32.459 Regulator - ain't that like a dry-gulcher? 00:47:33.173 --> 00:47:36.292 That's not the softest term you could use, I'd say. 00:47:36.426 --> 00:47:40.174 Well, a regulator... Correct me if I'm wrong. 00:47:40.805 --> 00:47:43.177 Isn't a regulator one of these boys 00:47:43.308 --> 00:47:46.427 that shoots people and don't never get near 'em? 00:47:46.561 --> 00:47:48.304 That's it. 00:47:51.065 --> 00:47:55.444 Well, what about the binoculars? What are they for? 00:47:56.322 --> 00:48:00.450 Well, I've taken to watchin' funny-lookin' birds. 00:48:01.744 --> 00:48:03.535 I see. 00:48:03.662 --> 00:48:05.738 Well, hell, I don't know. 00:48:05.873 --> 00:48:10.369 I suppose if you didn't get a way off, a mile or so to do the job, 00:48:10.503 --> 00:48:12.579 you'd just get messy like I done here. 00:48:12.713 --> 00:48:15.584 Easy, Tom. Don't let me down. 00:48:15.716 --> 00:48:20.045 I've just heard this from all the other dreamers tryin' to ranch around here. 00:48:20.179 --> 00:48:26.893 Lee, did you ever hit a man from a mile off while he was carryin' a pail of water? 00:48:27.019 --> 00:48:29.688 A mile, well... 00:48:29.813 --> 00:48:32.351 But I don't remember the pail. 00:48:33.359 --> 00:48:35.102 No, sir. 00:48:36.487 --> 00:48:40.531 When you hang a man, usually he has a chance to talk, 00:48:40.658 --> 00:48:43.908 or say goodbye, write a letter... 00:48:44.995 --> 00:48:47.782 Besides, a Creedmore... 00:48:49.291 --> 00:48:53.621 - It's a Creedmore, isn't it? - It is a Creedmore, and a beautiful one. 00:48:53.754 --> 00:48:56.672 Must make a pretty good mess of a human. 00:48:56.799 --> 00:49:00.381 You hit a guy from 500 yards out, say, 00:49:00.511 --> 00:49:05.718 why, the suddenness of it, he don't have a few seconds to make his act of contrition. 00:49:05.849 --> 00:49:08.472 And you never have to look him in the eye. 00:49:08.603 --> 00:49:11.225 Right there, that makes all the difference. 00:49:11.356 --> 00:49:15.436 I would disagree, sir. The thing that makes all the difference in the world 00:49:15.569 --> 00:49:19.898 is the fact that it accomplishes the task, you see. 00:49:21.074 --> 00:49:23.316 This old boy in Wyoming... 00:49:23.451 --> 00:49:25.243 Whoa. 00:49:26.121 --> 00:49:31.032 This old boy in Wyoming, he sat down just to pull sandburs out of his trousers, 00:49:31.167 --> 00:49:35.580 and his skull suddenly flew into pieces about the size of your thumbnail. 00:49:35.714 --> 00:49:40.459 That was the first time I ever heard the term "regulator". 00:49:40.594 --> 00:49:44.093 - That was the first time. - First time. 00:49:47.225 --> 00:49:49.846 What would be your line of work, sir? 00:49:49.978 --> 00:49:53.228 I was in the implement business up in the Shonkin Sag, 00:49:53.356 --> 00:49:56.725 but I started back in the ranch south of here. 00:49:57.777 --> 00:50:01.277 You started back in? You was before...? 00:50:01.406 --> 00:50:05.819 My family used to have a place, but when they lost it I hired out. 00:50:05.952 --> 00:50:08.028 Oh, I see. 00:50:08.163 --> 00:50:12.291 I certainly wish you good fortune, Mr Logan. 00:50:12.417 --> 00:50:14.908 The times are hard on a small operator. 00:50:15.045 --> 00:50:16.918 Heyah! 00:50:18.882 --> 00:50:21.919 I hope the damn horse thieves leave you something. 00:50:22.053 --> 00:50:25.338 - I hope so too. - Good day to you, sir. 00:50:25.473 --> 00:50:27.761 Bye-bye now. 00:50:27.892 --> 00:50:31.640 This colt of yours will be all right if you can find a wet mare. 00:50:31.771 --> 00:50:33.810 - Is the mother dead? - Yeah. 00:50:33.939 --> 00:50:37.937 She got bogged down in a mire about a mile from here. 00:50:38.069 --> 00:50:41.853 - See you later, Tom. Thanks. - All right, Mr Braxton. 00:50:41.989 --> 00:50:44.659 Damn those hands of mine. 00:50:45.910 --> 00:50:47.949 Good luck, Old Sloppy. 00:51:00.925 --> 00:51:03.131 Must have smelled something. 00:51:03.260 --> 00:51:08.088 The closer you get towards Canada, the more things eat your horses. 00:51:08.683 --> 00:51:12.727 Probably smelled a bear or a cat or some damn thing. 00:51:12.853 --> 00:51:15.558 Either one would go ahead and eat your horse... 00:51:15.689 --> 00:51:17.729 Whoa... 00:51:21.487 --> 00:51:26.943 Damn! I don't know why they had to put Canada way the hell up here. 00:51:37.504 --> 00:51:39.876 Well, hello, Jane. 00:51:41.007 --> 00:51:43.047 Hello, Tom. 00:51:44.302 --> 00:51:46.509 I didn't think I'd find you here. 00:51:46.638 --> 00:51:50.718 - Why'd you think that? - Cos I haven't seen you. 00:51:50.851 --> 00:51:55.762 You thought I was gonna come courtin', didn't ya? 00:51:55.897 --> 00:51:58.305 Maybe so. Mm-hm. 00:51:58.442 --> 00:52:02.938 You was too harsh to me last time. I never kick a dead horse, lady. 00:52:06.742 --> 00:52:12.328 That sure is some garden you've started here. Have you had one before? 00:52:12.456 --> 00:52:16.323 No. My aunt had one and I kinda took it over. 00:52:17.544 --> 00:52:20.082 I ain't half bad at it though. 00:52:20.213 --> 00:52:22.253 No. 00:52:25.385 --> 00:52:28.552 Why don't you get down off your horse? 00:52:28.680 --> 00:52:30.720 I will, thank you. 00:52:34.644 --> 00:52:38.772 You're a lot nicer than you was before. Why is that? 00:52:40.567 --> 00:52:45.609 Well, you didn't come courtin' me like I figured you would, and... 00:52:45.740 --> 00:52:47.982 I'm... 00:52:48.117 --> 00:52:50.359 You're what? 00:52:50.495 --> 00:52:53.745 I'm tryin' to revive your interest. 00:52:53.873 --> 00:52:56.542 Oh, yeah? 00:52:56.667 --> 00:53:01.413 Well... come here a minute and I'll show you something. 00:53:06.886 --> 00:53:08.925 All right. 00:53:09.847 --> 00:53:11.887 Now lift that up. 00:53:27.740 --> 00:53:30.907 Close her down. Garden's watered. 00:53:34.247 --> 00:53:37.117 I admire you. 00:53:37.250 --> 00:53:41.793 Come in the house. I'll make you a cup of chinee tea. 00:53:41.921 --> 00:53:43.960 Chinese tea? 00:53:54.392 --> 00:53:58.521 Northern Pacific Railroad. Where did you get these? 00:53:58.647 --> 00:54:00.686 Just souvenirs. 00:54:08.490 --> 00:54:10.530 Mm... 00:54:11.493 --> 00:54:14.364 How long does the tea take? 00:54:14.496 --> 00:54:16.738 Five or ten minutes. 00:54:21.503 --> 00:54:23.959 Can I come over there? 00:54:27.926 --> 00:54:31.011 I'll come over there if you ask me to. 00:54:38.270 --> 00:54:40.677 Let's go over there. 00:54:46.820 --> 00:54:49.145 You sure about that? 00:54:52.242 --> 00:54:54.282 That's right. 00:54:56.455 --> 00:54:59.325 How do you know you're sure about that? 00:55:00.459 --> 00:55:02.701 Well, why do you think? 00:55:05.172 --> 00:55:09.585 Cos that's the reason why you come out here in the first place. 00:55:11.429 --> 00:55:13.469 That's right. 00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:19.264 This here tea's gonna get black as ink. 00:55:23.524 --> 00:55:26.810 We'll write somebody a letter with it. 00:55:29.572 --> 00:55:32.490 Let's write your father a letter. 00:55:32.617 --> 00:55:37.362 Tell him that you're the prisoner of the chinee tea slavers. 00:56:11.572 --> 00:56:14.443 Would you like to do this? 00:56:17.120 --> 00:56:20.371 Yeah... I would like to. 00:56:21.583 --> 00:56:24.121 That's what I would like to do. 00:56:34.054 --> 00:56:36.094 Sorry. 00:57:13.927 --> 00:57:15.967 God. 00:57:16.180 --> 00:57:18.505 God, God. 00:57:32.864 --> 00:57:35.272 Sniper, sniper, sniper. 00:58:19.953 --> 00:58:23.156 Goddamn. They're pretty. 00:58:23.289 --> 00:58:27.121 Yeah. They're neat little bastards, ain't they? 00:58:28.127 --> 00:58:31.413 Oh, boy. There's more of 'em than I expected. 00:58:31.548 --> 00:58:35.296 Yeah. Do you suppose them catfish ever look up? 00:58:35.426 --> 00:58:38.297 - Piss on them. - From up here? 00:58:41.057 --> 00:58:43.097 Sh! 00:58:45.980 --> 00:58:48.471 Supposed to be the best police in the world. 00:58:48.607 --> 00:58:52.522 - They don't scare me. - Me neither. 00:58:52.653 --> 00:58:57.149 Let's take these horses to the home of the brave and the land of the free. 00:58:57.283 --> 00:58:58.481 - Not today. - What? 00:58:58.617 --> 00:59:00.943 Not today! 00:59:01.078 --> 00:59:03.118 Goddamn. 00:59:08.797 --> 00:59:12.877 I'm gonna have an awful lot of explaining to do when I get home. 00:59:13.010 --> 00:59:16.628 But I'm not gonna lie my way out of this one. 00:59:16.763 --> 00:59:19.005 Yes, I am. 00:59:19.141 --> 00:59:22.510 - Which one? - I'm gonna lie my way out of it. 00:59:24.187 --> 00:59:26.809 - Where'd she go? - Who? 00:59:26.940 --> 00:59:29.811 - Your ma. - Oh... 00:59:29.943 --> 00:59:34.652 Well, she listened very carefully to my father for about three years, 00:59:34.781 --> 00:59:36.359 weighed every word, 00:59:36.491 --> 00:59:42.660 and then she up and ran off with the first unreasonable man that she could find. 00:59:42.789 --> 00:59:48.625 Wait a minute. Stop. This is a nice way to ride, but I know a much better way. 00:59:49.796 --> 00:59:52.252 Where are you goin'? 00:59:58.556 --> 01:00:00.596 Ooh! 01:00:01.809 --> 01:00:05.261 - Well, that is clever. - Yeah. 01:00:05.396 --> 01:00:08.231 Would you say that this is lewd conduct? 01:00:09.192 --> 01:00:11.434 Well, I couldn't say for sure. 01:00:12.654 --> 01:00:17.114 My father has a library full of law books, cos he believes in the law. 01:00:17.241 --> 01:00:20.824 He says that we haven't got any law up here yet. 01:00:22.247 --> 01:00:24.738 What brings that to your mind? 01:00:24.874 --> 01:00:30.663 Because in one of those law books of his, there's a whole section on lewd conduct. 01:00:30.797 --> 01:00:34.711 - What about it? - It's against the law. 01:00:41.933 --> 01:00:44.554 Are you an outlaw? 01:00:47.689 --> 01:00:54.486 I'm a jackpot rancher with a milk cow and 100 square foot of root vegetables. Why? 01:00:54.612 --> 01:00:58.906 - Why do you have so many guns? - Because I'm a sportsman. 01:01:00.660 --> 01:01:03.530 Why do you have a sawed-off shotgun? 01:01:04.539 --> 01:01:08.038 Well, because I'm a sawed-off sportsman. 01:01:10.296 --> 01:01:13.546 Well, something has sure started in my thinking, 01:01:13.674 --> 01:01:19.130 and I don't know why we should go on if you're just gonna end up dead. 01:01:20.472 --> 01:01:22.761 Whoa. 01:01:22.891 --> 01:01:27.684 Can we get down here for a while and talk? 01:01:30.190 --> 01:01:32.860 - Yeah. OK. - You can make it? 01:02:15.569 --> 01:02:19.982 * When the trumpet of the Lord shall sound and time shall be no more 01:02:20.115 --> 01:02:24.031 * And the morning breaks eternal, bright and fair 01:02:24.162 --> 01:02:28.112 * And the chosen ones shall gather over on the other shore 01:02:28.249 --> 01:02:32.377 * And the roll is called up yonder I'll be there 01:02:32.504 --> 01:02:36.751 * When the roll is called up yonder 01:02:36.883 --> 01:02:41.177 * When the roll is called up yonder... 01:02:41.304 --> 01:02:45.349 Now they've locked in with Jesus. Let's do it. 01:02:45.475 --> 01:02:51.679 - Makes me feel real safe and peaceful. - Well, that's what Sundays are for. 01:04:25.326 --> 01:04:28.742 For the best police in the world, Mounties are dumber than sticks. 01:04:28.871 --> 01:04:30.448 We just left 'em nothin'. 01:04:30.581 --> 01:04:32.787 Ha-ha! Whoo! 01:04:52.896 --> 01:04:55.387 Damn. 01:04:55.524 --> 01:04:59.307 Shouldn't crawl up on people like that. 01:04:59.444 --> 01:05:02.694 Well, I'm not the crawlin' kind. 01:05:02.822 --> 01:05:07.650 I was just passin' by and I thought I'd ask you a question or two. 01:05:07.786 --> 01:05:12.163 There was a family of Logans out of Kaycee, Wyoming. 01:05:12.290 --> 01:05:15.659 There was four brothers. The youngest was a kid named Lonnie. 01:05:15.794 --> 01:05:17.952 They was all pretty quick, 01:05:18.088 --> 01:05:20.792 except for Lonnie - he was a fiddle player, and... 01:05:20.924 --> 01:05:23.379 They killed him off right quick. 01:05:23.510 --> 01:05:27.175 Some of the ranchers had found him thievin' or something like that. 01:05:27.305 --> 01:05:31.967 Anyway, I was wonderin'... would they be kin to ya? 01:05:32.102 --> 01:05:33.975 No. No. 01:05:34.104 --> 01:05:38.564 Well, I didn't think so because you don't carry a gun. 01:05:38.692 --> 01:05:40.731 No, I never carry a gun. 01:05:43.405 --> 01:05:45.481 I never wear a gun neither. 01:05:45.615 --> 01:05:50.242 Oh, once in a while I carry this little darlin' around. 01:05:50.370 --> 01:05:54.831 She's almost like a poem. You know, it's all hand-done. 01:05:54.958 --> 01:05:57.283 Etched, you know, scratched in silver. 01:05:57.419 --> 01:06:00.504 Oh, she's a beauty. Made for the president of Mexico. 01:06:00.631 --> 01:06:03.039 I diverted it for a hundred-dollar bill. 01:06:03.175 --> 01:06:06.046 But it doesn't shoot worth a damn. 01:06:07.930 --> 01:06:13.517 Some damn fool came along and filed off the top of the front sight. 01:06:16.022 --> 01:06:19.355 And you have to sort of play with it. 01:06:23.613 --> 01:06:25.819 It isn't easy. 01:06:25.948 --> 01:06:28.273 Have a look at the rope. 01:06:32.663 --> 01:06:34.122 Not bad. 01:06:34.248 --> 01:06:36.288 There's one left. 01:06:44.717 --> 01:06:46.756 I doubt it. 01:07:05.237 --> 01:07:07.277 You're smart. 01:07:09.575 --> 01:07:11.616 Farmers ain't smart. 01:07:11.745 --> 01:07:15.280 I don't know exactly where you came from or what you were doing, 01:07:15.415 --> 01:07:21.500 but I think you ought to go back to it, because you can't farm worth spit. 01:07:25.467 --> 01:07:29.132 Unless... unless you lost your nerve. 01:07:30.138 --> 01:07:34.884 In that case, cabbages is just what the doctor ordered. 01:07:42.067 --> 01:07:45.400 Is your nerve gone? 01:07:45.529 --> 01:07:47.984 Is your nerve gone? 01:07:51.576 --> 01:07:53.616 Yah! 01:07:56.164 --> 01:07:58.204 Easy, easy! 01:08:02.546 --> 01:08:06.246 We're home, boys. We'll bed down soon. 01:08:06.383 --> 01:08:09.052 How we gonna get 'em to swim across the Mighty Mo? 01:08:09.177 --> 01:08:12.095 If you can get one or two to go, they'll all go. 01:08:12.222 --> 01:08:15.306 Here's the breaks. Come on! 01:08:15.434 --> 01:08:18.185 Back in the USA! What a relief. 01:08:22.483 --> 01:08:23.728 Hey! 01:08:24.360 --> 01:08:26.400 Slow, boys. 01:08:30.867 --> 01:08:32.325 Mounties! 01:08:34.245 --> 01:08:36.950 Come on. Let's get outta here. 01:08:37.081 --> 01:08:38.955 Get down. 01:08:41.335 --> 01:08:43.209 Let's get outta here. 01:08:45.006 --> 01:08:47.045 Come on! Yah! Yah! 01:08:55.141 --> 01:08:56.801 Agh! 01:09:03.107 --> 01:09:05.147 Let's go! Let's go! 01:09:38.101 --> 01:09:41.684 Wonder where Little Tod got himself off to. 01:09:43.232 --> 01:09:45.271 I don't know. 01:09:46.568 --> 01:09:49.688 I don't know where my finger is either. 01:09:50.280 --> 01:09:56.235 Them Mounties... followed us right into the United States of America, 01:09:56.370 --> 01:09:58.409 got their horses back. 01:09:59.623 --> 01:10:02.031 It's not even legal! 01:10:03.335 --> 01:10:09.539 Tie that hand up and let's move. Maybe we'll meet Little Tod at the Snake's Cross. 01:11:34.636 --> 01:11:36.509 Come on. 01:11:36.638 --> 01:11:38.677 Come on. Go! Go! 01:12:37.491 --> 01:12:39.365 Whoa, there. 01:12:45.207 --> 01:12:48.291 Do you always get off your horse that way? 01:12:50.421 --> 01:12:53.208 I'm not chasin' you. 01:12:53.340 --> 01:12:57.753 - Who did you think was after you? - This is the haunt of thieves and killers. 01:12:57.886 --> 01:13:00.128 Oh, shit. Here. 01:13:00.931 --> 01:13:07.016 This ain't the haunt of nothin' but diamondbacks and old farts like me. 01:13:07.980 --> 01:13:11.729 - Who are ya? - My name's Jim Ferguson. 01:13:12.736 --> 01:13:15.357 I'm pleased to meet you. What's your name? 01:13:15.488 --> 01:13:17.445 Tod La Frambois. 01:13:17.574 --> 01:13:19.613 La Frambois. 01:13:20.994 --> 01:13:24.612 - What's your trade, Mr La Frambois? - Trade? 01:13:24.748 --> 01:13:29.125 Well, I been in the... farm implement business. 01:13:29.252 --> 01:13:34.591 Now I'm lookin' to get on with the ranch. Maybe down around Absaroka. 01:13:35.300 --> 01:13:37.755 That'd be over that way. 01:13:43.641 --> 01:13:48.054 I tell you what. I got a nice hare on a stick over here. 01:13:50.190 --> 01:13:52.229 Let's go have a bite to eat. 01:13:52.358 --> 01:13:55.028 - Well... thank you. - Come on. 01:14:05.997 --> 01:14:12.000 * Life is like a mountain railway 01:14:12.754 --> 01:14:19.006 * With an engineer that's brave 01:14:19.928 --> 01:14:26.548 * We must make this run successful 01:14:26.685 --> 01:14:33.732 * From the cradle to the grave 01:14:33.859 --> 01:14:40.609 * Heed the curves, the fills, the tunnels 01:14:40.741 --> 01:14:45.984 * Never falter, never quail 01:14:46.121 --> 01:14:47.995 Never quail. 01:14:48.123 --> 01:14:54.292 * Keep your hand upon the throttle 01:14:54.421 --> 01:15:00.875 * And your eye upon the rail 01:15:03.013 --> 01:15:05.255 - Sweet song. - Yeah. 01:15:07.601 --> 01:15:12.975 Do you believe that life is like a mountain railroad, Mr La Frambois? 01:15:14.316 --> 01:15:17.401 All I know, Jim, is that... 01:15:17.528 --> 01:15:20.979 life is not like anything I ever seen before. 01:15:22.908 --> 01:15:24.948 Yes. 01:15:26.996 --> 01:15:32.286 It's really strange runnin' into a preacher out here, in this hellhole. 01:15:33.002 --> 01:15:37.546 I believe that life is like a mountain railway, 01:15:37.674 --> 01:15:41.125 but not for the reasons in the song. 01:15:41.970 --> 01:15:44.378 I think life is like a mountain railway 01:15:44.514 --> 01:15:50.019 cos you don't have no idea what sleazy son of a bitch got his hand on the throttle. 01:15:50.145 --> 01:15:53.977 That's a real strange attitude for a preacher. 01:15:58.236 --> 01:16:00.727 Yep. 01:16:00.864 --> 01:16:03.319 I ain't no preacher. 01:16:09.164 --> 01:16:10.955 What do you do? 01:16:11.082 --> 01:16:14.997 I'm about a quarter-ass horse thief. 01:16:15.128 --> 01:16:18.579 Anything to get some grits in my stomach. 01:16:18.715 --> 01:16:21.467 Not doin' too good at it neither. 01:16:21.593 --> 01:16:24.962 Otherwise I wouldn't be eatin' hare. 01:16:25.096 --> 01:16:27.552 I'd be in Dodge City, 01:16:27.682 --> 01:16:31.514 playin' with them big asses, drinkin' champagne. 01:16:34.189 --> 01:16:37.724 What about yourself there, Tod? 01:16:37.859 --> 01:16:39.852 What do you do? 01:16:39.986 --> 01:16:46.025 Well, there's really nothin' to say. I'm a single man. Implement business. 01:16:48.496 --> 01:16:52.363 - Where you got this implement business? - It's in Big Sandy. 01:16:52.500 --> 01:16:55.073 No, I mean the Shonkin Sag. 01:16:55.211 --> 01:16:57.962 No, I mean Big Sandy. Big... 01:17:01.217 --> 01:17:04.052 I was raised up in Big Sandy. 01:17:04.178 --> 01:17:08.507 There ain't a teeny-weeny implement business in Big Sandy, 01:17:08.641 --> 01:17:11.310 and not in Shonkin Sag neither. 01:17:13.646 --> 01:17:18.723 Mr Ferguson, I'm really grateful to you for your hospitality and everything, 01:17:18.859 --> 01:17:21.979 but my line of work is none of your damn business. 01:17:22.113 --> 01:17:26.691 I'm sorry, Tod. I didn't mean to get you all riled up like that. 01:17:26.826 --> 01:17:29.198 I'll tell you what. 01:17:29.328 --> 01:17:34.239 Maybe one of these days, I'll get a chance to cook your supper for you. 01:17:34.375 --> 01:17:37.958 Hah! Hooray for a free dang meal. 01:17:40.131 --> 01:17:41.411 Good. 01:17:41.549 --> 01:17:43.588 Thank God. 01:17:49.265 --> 01:17:51.886 I hope you keep my business to yourself too. 01:17:52.018 --> 01:17:54.306 Hey. You got my word. 01:17:55.312 --> 01:17:57.850 That's good enough. 01:18:43.779 --> 01:18:47.148 What the hell's goin' on here? 01:18:47.282 --> 01:18:51.031 Goddamn. What the hell's the matter with you? 01:18:51.161 --> 01:18:54.494 Something... I don't know... 01:18:54.623 --> 01:18:57.410 Tryin' to get some sleep here. 01:19:09.304 --> 01:19:12.674 I want you to cinch up good on the knot there. 01:19:12.809 --> 01:19:15.845 - Yeah, I did. - All right, now don't have fear. 01:19:15.978 --> 01:19:18.849 This is the way my daddy taught me, now. 01:19:21.317 --> 01:19:24.353 Easy aces, now. Come on. 01:19:24.487 --> 01:19:26.729 Come on. 01:19:29.534 --> 01:19:33.282 - This is the part I hate. I can't swim a lick. - Come on. 01:19:33.413 --> 01:19:35.452 - What do I do? - Now slide off. 01:19:35.581 --> 01:19:39.282 Slide off. Let her go. Let the horse go. Don't hold on. 01:19:39.419 --> 01:19:42.254 - That's it. Now we're doin' it. - Whoo-hoo! 01:19:42.380 --> 01:19:45.049 I got you now. 01:19:45.174 --> 01:19:47.214 Damn! 01:19:48.427 --> 01:19:51.796 - Hell, this is easy. - Up on that beast now. 01:19:53.474 --> 01:19:55.633 You're halfway to the barn now, laddie. 01:19:55.768 --> 01:19:58.306 - Halfway. - Yee-hah! 01:19:58.438 --> 01:20:01.806 Come on! We've cut that son of a bitch. 01:20:04.026 --> 01:20:07.111 We cut that goddamn thing slicker than butter. 01:20:07.238 --> 01:20:10.607 Listen, you go on ahead now. 01:20:10.741 --> 01:20:13.695 You go on over there and I'll secure the rope here. 01:20:13.828 --> 01:20:16.117 - You got a good hold on that? - Yeah. 01:20:16.247 --> 01:20:21.751 You get goin' now, and then you pull me in case something happens to me. 01:20:21.878 --> 01:20:23.918 Yah! 01:20:24.756 --> 01:20:26.714 Let her go now. 01:20:27.217 --> 01:20:29.257 I don't know about this. 01:20:31.805 --> 01:20:34.296 That's it. Go ahead. 01:20:34.433 --> 01:20:35.512 In you go. 01:20:35.642 --> 01:20:38.264 Damn horse won't swim. Come on. 01:20:38.395 --> 01:20:41.182 - Dig your heels in now. - This isn't bad at all. 01:20:41.315 --> 01:20:42.429 Yah! 01:20:43.317 --> 01:20:45.309 I can't swim. Bring me in. 01:20:45.444 --> 01:20:48.361 Now, you dirt turkey, are you gonna talk to me? 01:20:48.489 --> 01:20:51.276 You gonna tell me somethin' now? 01:20:51.408 --> 01:20:56.236 Listen, son, you got two choices now. Drink this muddy son of a bitch, 01:20:56.371 --> 01:20:59.325 or tell me about Tom Logan and your goddamn rustlin'. 01:20:59.458 --> 01:21:01.865 You... You son... 01:21:02.002 --> 01:21:05.371 - I'm gonna give you one... - I'm not gonna say anything. 01:21:05.506 --> 01:21:07.961 Mr La Frambois, one. 01:21:10.677 --> 01:21:11.840 Agh! 01:21:22.397 --> 01:21:24.639 Adios, amigo. 01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:05.515 That's Little Tod's horse. 01:22:05.650 --> 01:22:07.892 Damned if it ain't. 01:22:12.782 --> 01:22:15.985 What happened? Did he get bucked off or what? 01:22:16.786 --> 01:22:18.826 - I don't know. - Cal? 01:22:22.500 --> 01:22:25.667 - What is it? - What the hell's goin' on? 01:22:25.795 --> 01:22:28.001 Let's get inside. 01:22:31.676 --> 01:22:35.590 - What's happening? - Lee Clayton. Lee Clayton! 01:22:39.225 --> 01:22:43.638 Come here, Sandy, old girl. We're goin' to a picnic. 01:22:51.030 --> 01:22:52.821 He never will close that gate. 01:22:52.948 --> 01:22:56.531 It wasn't near as gloomy around here when we only had rustlers. 01:22:56.660 --> 01:23:00.824 Never seen nothin' like him. Come on. 01:23:00.956 --> 01:23:04.954 Never thought Mr Braxton would call in a man like that. 01:23:14.970 --> 01:23:18.220 I presume you've had an enlightening trip. 01:23:18.349 --> 01:23:20.092 Mm... 01:23:21.518 --> 01:23:24.804 Well, what kind of trip did you have? 01:23:27.941 --> 01:23:30.479 What did you learn? 01:23:30.611 --> 01:23:36.447 Lower your voice. I feel an attack of gas and that could be perilous to both of us. 01:23:36.575 --> 01:23:38.817 That's good. 01:23:43.040 --> 01:23:45.531 What did you learn? 01:23:48.253 --> 01:23:52.999 The one man that could have told me something didn't tell me nothing, 01:23:53.133 --> 01:23:56.965 and then he upped and drowned himself in the Missouri River. 01:23:58.764 --> 01:24:01.256 You've got no further than we did without you. 01:24:01.393 --> 01:24:05.342 Oh, I can track a bluebottle fly right up your nose. 01:24:05.480 --> 01:24:09.347 And I've taken to trackin' what people are thinkin'. 01:24:09.484 --> 01:24:11.809 Where's your wife? 01:24:11.945 --> 01:24:14.614 What has that got to... Damn it! 01:24:15.657 --> 01:24:18.112 I detest your impertinence. 01:24:18.243 --> 01:24:22.869 You stay out of my private life, you lilac-smellin' son of a bitch. 01:24:24.791 --> 01:24:28.409 You ain't the first mental wizard I ever met, you know. 01:24:28.545 --> 01:24:32.079 I've met ranchers, outlaws, stock detectives 01:24:32.215 --> 01:24:36.082 who thought they was mental wizards like yourself. 01:24:36.219 --> 01:24:40.430 There was one thing I could never understand and that was... 01:24:40.557 --> 01:24:43.842 "Why can't they hang on to their women?" 01:24:43.977 --> 01:24:47.809 You're beginning to rave. And you're beginning to bore me. 01:24:47.939 --> 01:24:50.015 So you're gonna stop. 01:24:50.150 --> 01:24:53.104 You're gonna stop spying on me and on my family. 01:24:53.236 --> 01:24:55.525 You were never hired to do that. 01:24:55.655 --> 01:24:58.063 I do not, and Jane does not, 01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:02.031 and the dozen dolts who work for me do not steal horses. 01:25:04.164 --> 01:25:07.200 But somebody does, don't he? 01:25:29.607 --> 01:25:33.058 Well, there's a sight for sore eyes. 01:25:34.153 --> 01:25:36.062 - Cal! - Long time, Logan. 01:25:36.197 --> 01:25:40.277 Cal, I want you to meet a good friend of mine. Jane Braxton. 01:25:40.409 --> 01:25:43.695 - How do? - Pleased to make your acquaintance. 01:25:43.829 --> 01:25:47.163 She was born and bred here, Cal, and ready for city lights. 01:25:47.291 --> 01:25:50.625 Pretty ladies should have what they want. 01:25:50.753 --> 01:25:54.038 - How's the ranch comin', Tom? - You want a tour? 01:25:55.591 --> 01:25:58.082 Sure do. 01:25:58.219 --> 01:26:00.674 I'll see you later. Bye. 01:26:11.315 --> 01:26:14.933 Cal, come on, I'll show you the orchard. Come on, buddy. 01:26:15.069 --> 01:26:18.769 This little bastard was in sorry shape before I got to it. 01:26:18.906 --> 01:26:23.651 These trees wouldn't have turned out a peck of apples apiece. 01:26:23.786 --> 01:26:28.365 No wonder that guy's makin' barrels in town. He wasn't running this place right. 01:26:28.500 --> 01:26:31.417 This tree was all full of scale and blight. 01:26:31.545 --> 01:26:37.914 These limbs I dug out of here had borers in 'em and insect eggs all over everything. 01:26:38.051 --> 01:26:39.878 It was... 01:26:42.389 --> 01:26:45.058 Little Tod didn't come home. 01:26:52.941 --> 01:26:55.064 What the hell are you doin'? 01:26:55.193 --> 01:27:01.278 What difference does it make whether blight or borers eat up this whole ranch? 01:27:03.660 --> 01:27:06.329 Well, Cal, I just have to say it. 01:27:08.582 --> 01:27:11.867 I'd prefer that they didn't ruin the orchard. 01:27:24.055 --> 01:27:26.511 Poor Little Tod. 01:27:44.243 --> 01:27:47.078 Gimme that cartridge. 01:27:51.250 --> 01:27:55.462 That girl's old man hired Lee Clayton, didn't he? 01:27:57.632 --> 01:28:00.419 Yeah. He did. 01:28:00.551 --> 01:28:04.086 What about her? Where's her husband at? 01:28:04.221 --> 01:28:07.721 She don't have a husband. She don't need one. 01:28:07.850 --> 01:28:10.602 She don't need one. 01:28:10.728 --> 01:28:14.263 Boy, you're pretty far gone, ain't ya? 01:28:14.398 --> 01:28:19.772 - It's the way it happens, isn't it, Cal? - I wouldn't know. 01:28:19.904 --> 01:28:23.652 Not since that dog of mine put his tongue on the butter. 01:28:45.429 --> 01:28:47.469 Where's Lee Clayton? Is he here? 01:28:47.598 --> 01:28:51.928 You betcha. Moved right in. Made himself at home. Boy! 01:28:54.940 --> 01:28:56.979 Robert Lee? 01:29:21.633 --> 01:29:23.875 Robert Lee. 01:29:28.473 --> 01:29:33.598 You know, the old man built this tub for the old lady, and she ran out on him. 01:29:33.729 --> 01:29:36.895 Wasn't that you callin' me out there? 01:29:37.023 --> 01:29:39.561 Yes, son. That was me. 01:29:39.693 --> 01:29:42.480 There's no way you can win, you know. 01:29:42.612 --> 01:29:43.644 What? 01:29:43.780 --> 01:29:45.607 - There's no way you can win. - Win? 01:29:45.741 --> 01:29:49.441 It's kin of mine is all that calls me Robert Lee. 01:29:49.578 --> 01:29:51.903 I'm going to bust your fat ass. 01:29:53.790 --> 01:29:58.168 How am I to get my nourishment spending my dinner hour here with you? 01:29:58.295 --> 01:30:03.337 You ain't gonna get no nourishment. You're gonna dry up and blow away. 01:30:08.514 --> 01:30:11.184 It just ain't in the cards, angel. 01:30:11.309 --> 01:30:14.808 Can't you see that the list is as long as my arm? 01:30:14.937 --> 01:30:17.428 You're under the headin' of what I do for a livin'. 01:30:17.565 --> 01:30:21.859 Now step outside, because my stomach has commenced to growl. 01:30:23.613 --> 01:30:25.652 Are you scared? 01:30:27.700 --> 01:30:29.942 Shakin' all over. 01:30:30.078 --> 01:30:33.363 It's almost like I don't have a prayer. 01:30:34.415 --> 01:30:36.953 But I can't lose this appetite. What ails me? 01:30:37.085 --> 01:30:41.877 You're floatin' there in your confirmation dress waitin' for God to save ya. 01:30:42.006 --> 01:30:46.051 Did it ever bother you, sittin' up there in that cabin drinkin' coffee, 01:30:46.177 --> 01:30:50.720 while that fiddler's wife was screamin' in the Sandwash? 01:30:52.600 --> 01:30:56.680 Well, first off... I don't drink coffee. 01:30:56.813 --> 01:30:59.813 Now can I climb out? I'm hungry for my supper. 01:30:59.941 --> 01:31:03.191 Where's your Creedmore at, Robert Lee? 01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:07.447 Where's your cabbage-shootin' Mexican pistola with flowers on the handle? 01:31:07.573 --> 01:31:10.408 Why don't you go get it? 01:31:11.494 --> 01:31:14.033 That settles it. 01:31:14.164 --> 01:31:16.038 I'm not that hungry 01:31:16.166 --> 01:31:21.077 and I'll stay here till someone fetches me who cares about my welfare. 01:31:21.213 --> 01:31:24.831 - I deplore... - Get up, you dry-gulchin' piece of slime. 01:31:24.967 --> 01:31:27.090 A little bathe in the tub here... 01:31:27.219 --> 01:31:28.843 Get up! 01:31:29.346 --> 01:31:31.255 Get up! 01:31:31.390 --> 01:31:35.601 I want to lie here and lose. No dinner. No nothing. 01:31:41.567 --> 01:31:43.144 Well? 01:32:08.677 --> 01:32:11.049 My God. You ain't even there. 01:32:37.582 --> 01:32:39.621 Did you kill him? 01:32:39.751 --> 01:32:46.121 No, I just emptied his tub. Somebody's gonna have to do something about that. 01:33:04.692 --> 01:33:06.732 What's become of Tom? 01:33:08.571 --> 01:33:11.608 - Isn't he on his place? - No, he's not. 01:33:11.741 --> 01:33:16.367 Well, that's not what I call ranching. I know what you're driving at. 01:33:16.496 --> 01:33:20.493 All I can tell you is that things have been nearly as bad as they could be. 01:33:20.625 --> 01:33:24.670 If those two men have reason to look for one another, I'm not interfering. 01:33:24.796 --> 01:33:27.287 You find Lee Clayton and you stop him. 01:33:27.423 --> 01:33:29.001 No. 01:33:29.133 --> 01:33:31.624 You can't. 01:33:31.761 --> 01:33:33.718 I won't. 01:33:34.514 --> 01:33:37.634 I hope that you choke on that. 01:33:40.396 --> 01:33:43.231 You don't mean that, darling. 01:33:44.400 --> 01:33:46.641 - Vern, scat. - You betcha. 01:33:48.028 --> 01:33:51.231 I wouldn't have hired Lee if the rustlers hadn't killed Pete. 01:33:51.365 --> 01:33:54.485 This has nothing to do with Pete, law, or stealing horses. 01:33:54.618 --> 01:33:57.738 - Then what does it have to do with? - Tom Logan. 01:33:57.871 --> 01:34:00.197 Tom Logan. 01:34:01.333 --> 01:34:06.291 - I never even think about him. - You can't bear me being with him. 01:34:06.422 --> 01:34:11.962 Now, Daddy, goddamn it. You find Lee Clayton and you stop him! 01:34:12.094 --> 01:34:16.672 You think I couldn't bear living here alone, don't you? Start me thinking. 01:34:16.807 --> 01:34:18.847 No... No. 01:34:20.227 --> 01:34:22.848 No, I won't. I won't. 01:34:26.525 --> 01:34:29.692 Whoa, Buck. 01:34:29.820 --> 01:34:32.525 - Oh... - What the hell are you doin'? 01:34:32.656 --> 01:34:38.030 - Cal's got me lookin' out for Lee Clayton. - Come on down. Old Buck come up lame. 01:34:38.162 --> 01:34:42.373 Gimme a hand. Goddamn it. Easy, Buck. Come on now. 01:34:43.208 --> 01:34:47.253 Only goddamn intelligent horse. Easy, boy. 01:34:48.756 --> 01:34:50.796 I had him. 01:34:56.473 --> 01:35:02.178 You think anybody could do it? I mean... an ordinary fella? 01:35:06.066 --> 01:35:08.105 I don't know. 01:35:10.362 --> 01:35:15.320 Seems like somebody oughta be able to get the job done. 01:35:15.450 --> 01:35:17.905 Just watch it is all. 01:35:20.914 --> 01:35:23.665 I'll tell you one thing, though. 01:35:24.751 --> 01:35:26.790 Don't start talkin' to him. 01:35:26.920 --> 01:35:30.289 I don't care what the plan is, as long as you get us outta here. 01:35:30.423 --> 01:35:35.132 That's what I'd like. Let's just pull our socks up and get out. 01:35:35.261 --> 01:35:38.013 We're gonna hit Braxton. 01:35:38.139 --> 01:35:42.517 We're gonna take everything he's got. Blooded stock an' all. 01:35:42.644 --> 01:35:46.262 - That's the least we can do. - And maybe flush us a regulator. 01:35:46.397 --> 01:35:49.315 I would love to include the old man. 01:35:49.442 --> 01:35:52.147 A .44-40 in the brain would be my sentence for him. 01:35:52.278 --> 01:35:55.113 I don't know why you don't want to go along with that. 01:35:55.240 --> 01:35:56.650 I'd just sooner we didn't. 01:35:56.783 --> 01:36:00.401 I wanna know on what grounds you don't wanna shoot Braxton! 01:36:00.537 --> 01:36:04.037 We ain't gonna do it because I said we ain't gonna do it! 01:36:06.001 --> 01:36:08.208 Am I perfectly clear on that, Cal? 01:36:08.337 --> 01:36:11.006 Goddamn it, let's not start that stuff. 01:36:11.132 --> 01:36:14.750 Really, Tom, it's only gonna wreck the whole job. 01:36:14.885 --> 01:36:16.925 Cal? 01:36:29.859 --> 01:36:33.393 Hey, Woodruff. Braxton got you nighthawking. 01:36:33.529 --> 01:36:35.984 Mr Logan, what you doin' out of bed at this hour? 01:36:36.115 --> 01:36:40.741 Lookin' for a better life, Woodruff. What do you know that's new and exciting? 01:36:40.870 --> 01:36:44.998 - Same old thing. - What do you got in here? 01:36:45.124 --> 01:36:47.449 Oh... 01:36:47.585 --> 01:36:48.747 37. 01:36:48.878 --> 01:36:51.962 And I got the walkin' horse, but... 01:36:53.048 --> 01:36:56.168 You're gonna take 'em. 01:36:56.302 --> 01:36:59.671 You bet. You wanna get down now? 01:36:59.805 --> 01:37:04.930 And reach me over that bird's head Colt you got stuck in your shirt there. 01:37:05.060 --> 01:37:08.227 Butt first, if you please, Woodruff. 01:37:26.958 --> 01:37:32.332 - You think you're smart, don't you? - Well, I ain't dumb and I ain't tied up. 01:37:33.423 --> 01:37:35.629 You just lay on that soft spot. 01:37:35.759 --> 01:37:39.459 - You're slicker than snot on a door knob. - Thank you, Cary. 01:37:44.601 --> 01:37:46.640 I tell you one goddamn thing. 01:37:46.770 --> 01:37:52.642 Old Braxton's gonna be one surprised-assed son of a bitch, ain't he? 01:37:54.110 --> 01:37:59.615 I regret Pete Marker wasn't here to get the news, that sorry bag of shit. 01:37:59.741 --> 01:38:03.276 We'll see him in hell, that son of a bitch. 01:38:03.411 --> 01:38:07.623 Shut up, Si, or you'll push these horses all the way down to Kansas without us. 01:38:07.749 --> 01:38:11.332 Let's push, boys. I feel eyes all over us. 01:38:32.441 --> 01:38:36.854 That relay ranch is dead. Anybody got a preferred district? 01:38:36.988 --> 01:38:39.229 - Hellsgate for me. - Big Hole. 01:38:39.365 --> 01:38:42.319 Big Hole. I'll meet you there. Cal? 01:38:43.369 --> 01:38:45.942 Dodge Pole. Shit, that's all that's left. 01:38:46.080 --> 01:38:49.116 - We'll meet back at the old cabin. Cary? - All right. 01:38:49.250 --> 01:38:53.663 Remember, I wanna get $20 a head for these or we're doing this job... 01:39:08.269 --> 01:39:12.730 I could have picked off one or two of them maybe, but we'd have lost the rest. 01:39:12.857 --> 01:39:18.562 Supposin' you had a barn full of nasty old bats. You wanted to get rid of them. 01:39:18.696 --> 01:39:23.572 The worst thing you could do is just get your gun and start shootin' around. 01:39:23.701 --> 01:39:25.907 What good would it do you? 01:39:26.037 --> 01:39:29.240 They'd leave and they'd be back by 7.30 in the morning. 01:39:29.373 --> 01:39:33.585 If you want to get rid of a whole lot of evil bats, there's only one way. 01:39:33.711 --> 01:39:37.709 And the way is this. You wait till the dawn comes. 01:39:37.840 --> 01:39:41.424 About 4.30 and you're waitin' outside by the barrels. 01:39:41.553 --> 01:39:46.215 Then you close the door real quick and all the bats are inside. 01:39:46.350 --> 01:39:49.968 Then while they're sleepin', the lovely little sweethearts, 01:39:50.103 --> 01:39:53.555 you have every one of the dirty little buggers at your mercy. 01:39:53.690 --> 01:39:58.436 - That's the only way you can do it. - That's all very informative. 01:39:58.570 --> 01:40:01.026 But every horse I own is gone. 01:40:01.156 --> 01:40:04.821 The only way you're going to get paid is if I get them back. 01:40:04.951 --> 01:40:07.442 Golly. 01:40:07.579 --> 01:40:10.200 I don't care a damn about that. Come on. 01:40:10.332 --> 01:40:12.371 Always finish the work. 01:40:12.501 --> 01:40:17.293 And... I don't give a damn whether or not I get paid. 01:40:17.422 --> 01:40:23.507 And, uh... talkin' about horses, I think I know the horse you're worrying about. 01:40:23.637 --> 01:40:26.638 - He wears a black hat, he's two-legged... - Shut up. 01:40:26.765 --> 01:40:29.173 ..and I think I know where he stands at stud. 01:40:29.309 --> 01:40:32.061 Shut up! You're out of control. You're through. 01:40:32.187 --> 01:40:34.512 I want you off the place. Now get! 01:40:34.648 --> 01:40:37.649 Well, it is your place, sir. 01:40:37.776 --> 01:40:42.485 But the work is mine and I'll have the say about that. 01:40:43.990 --> 01:40:46.612 Come on, Jess. We know when we're not wanted. 01:40:46.743 --> 01:40:49.910 Let's go out to the bat hunt now. 01:40:50.038 --> 01:40:55.579 You lazy no-good bastards, get back to work or I'll fire every one of you! 01:41:13.104 --> 01:41:16.058 They call this country Hellsgate. 01:41:18.151 --> 01:41:23.228 When my dad came in here, it was nothing but a bunch of savage Indians... 01:41:23.364 --> 01:41:25.404 and Jesuits. 01:41:27.660 --> 01:41:33.580 Old Thomas Jefferson said that he was a warrior so his son could be a farmer, 01:41:33.708 --> 01:41:36.377 so his son could be a poet. 01:41:39.839 --> 01:41:43.967 I raise cattle so my son can be a merchant, 01:41:44.093 --> 01:41:47.094 so his son can move to Newport, Rhode Island, buy a sailboat 01:41:47.221 --> 01:41:53.425 and never see one of these bastard-assed son-of-a-bitchin' mountains again. 01:41:56.481 --> 01:41:58.936 Who was Thomas Jefferson? 01:42:02.069 --> 01:42:04.740 Guy back east. 01:42:08.118 --> 01:42:11.285 I'll bet you're about done in. You had a long day. 01:42:11.413 --> 01:42:13.240 That's true. 01:42:13.373 --> 01:42:15.911 Mother, you wanna show our boy the bunkhouse? 01:42:16.043 --> 01:42:19.827 Surely. I'll bring him a blanket. 01:42:21.590 --> 01:42:24.342 I'll see you before you start out in the morning. 01:42:24.468 --> 01:42:26.674 Fine. 01:42:26.804 --> 01:42:29.888 Let me thank you again for selling me those horses. 01:42:30.015 --> 01:42:32.055 It's my pleasure. 01:42:33.101 --> 01:42:36.636 My compliments to the artist that changed those brands. 01:42:36.772 --> 01:42:39.061 Was it you? 01:42:40.692 --> 01:42:45.070 I learned it from a nice boy from Newport, Rhode Island, with no sailboat. 01:42:45.197 --> 01:42:50.653 They hung him in a cottonwood south of the Shonkin Sag, by the neck, until dead. 01:43:02.047 --> 01:43:04.918 - You've got five minutes. - OK. Sh. 01:43:06.093 --> 01:43:11.170 Wait. It would help if you got out of your drawers altogether. 01:43:11.306 --> 01:43:13.215 - No. - Sh. 01:43:13.350 --> 01:43:18.060 - What good is it keepin' them on one leg? - Why don't you shut up? 01:43:19.148 --> 01:43:22.731 You've only got four of your minutes left. 01:43:25.488 --> 01:43:28.774 Besides, I'm beginning to chafe. 01:43:31.160 --> 01:43:32.987 Agh! 01:43:37.917 --> 01:43:41.785 Hon? Honey? 01:44:15.622 --> 01:44:18.195 Kid. Hey, kid. 01:44:18.333 --> 01:44:21.369 Here's a buck. Go get me a whiskey and the rest is yours. 01:44:21.502 --> 01:44:25.037 Good stuff. Go on. Hurry up. 01:44:28.385 --> 01:44:30.342 Hurry up. 01:44:34.850 --> 01:44:37.258 Thanks. 01:45:01.877 --> 01:45:03.917 Hold these, junior. 01:45:05.923 --> 01:45:09.292 I won't be but a minute, then we'll go get something to eat. 01:45:19.436 --> 01:45:21.476 Hey! 01:45:25.067 --> 01:45:28.021 Hey! Hey! 01:45:32.783 --> 01:45:34.407 Hey! 01:45:37.705 --> 01:45:39.662 Hey! Hey! 01:45:53.013 --> 01:45:55.883 I ain't got but $54, mister. 01:45:56.015 --> 01:45:59.301 But I want all three horses or nothing. 01:46:01.312 --> 01:46:03.554 What you got to trade? 01:46:05.358 --> 01:46:07.398 A clarinet. 01:46:13.533 --> 01:46:16.368 All right, I'll take it. 01:47:36.075 --> 01:47:38.945 I can't use it. It looks too tight. 01:47:43.833 --> 01:47:46.999 Here. Let me try it on. 01:47:48.504 --> 01:47:52.087 Put your arm in. You can't tell till it's on. 01:47:52.216 --> 01:47:54.754 Oh, it fits... 01:47:55.386 --> 01:47:58.055 I don't want the goddamn thing. 01:49:02.078 --> 01:49:04.118 Smoked meat! 01:49:23.392 --> 01:49:26.014 Old smoked meat. 01:49:33.444 --> 01:49:35.900 Where's Tom Logan? 01:49:43.996 --> 01:49:47.163 I couldn't get him to come out. 01:49:47.291 --> 01:49:49.331 God! 01:49:53.047 --> 01:49:55.834 Too proud, huh? 01:49:56.801 --> 01:49:58.840 I reckon. 01:50:08.896 --> 01:50:12.514 I'd like about anything but getting burned up. 01:50:26.664 --> 01:50:30.876 Well, you're about the last of your kind, old man. 01:50:33.255 --> 01:50:36.540 If I was a better businessman than I am a manhunter, 01:50:36.675 --> 01:50:39.344 I'd put you in the circus. 01:50:49.271 --> 01:50:54.561 You know, about this time of year - Indian summer - gettin' there... 01:50:54.693 --> 01:50:57.943 they say you can see the Star of Bethlehem, 01:50:58.071 --> 01:51:00.776 if you look real good. 01:51:00.907 --> 01:51:06.661 I seen it once or twice. But you gotta look away and then you gotta look at it, see? 01:51:06.788 --> 01:51:10.620 You gotta look at it just a minute, like that, see? 01:51:13.086 --> 01:51:15.577 See what I mean? 01:51:39.112 --> 01:51:43.443 Well, old Granny's gettin' tired now. 01:52:51.394 --> 01:52:53.434 Cal? 01:52:58.152 --> 01:53:00.191 Si? 01:53:14.501 --> 01:53:17.253 Oh... Oh... 01:53:19.798 --> 01:53:22.170 Oh, my God. 01:54:19.108 --> 01:54:21.148 No. Kiss first. 01:54:22.362 --> 01:54:24.401 Kiss first. 01:54:29.577 --> 01:54:32.329 You have the lips of Salome, 01:54:32.455 --> 01:54:34.911 and the eyes of Cleopatra. 01:54:47.637 --> 01:54:52.595 I dedicate this song to the only woman I ever loved. 01:54:55.979 --> 01:55:00.023 I'm too shy to turn around and say it to your face, 01:55:00.149 --> 01:55:03.234 but I mean it from my heart. 01:55:03.361 --> 01:55:05.650 I don't love you, you harlot. 01:55:05.780 --> 01:55:09.694 I'm not even speaking to you. Do you know that? 01:55:12.829 --> 01:55:15.534 Come on. Would you? 01:55:17.876 --> 01:55:22.503 That for you, and your disloyalty and your treachery. 01:55:23.882 --> 01:55:25.922 Dear heart. 01:55:40.482 --> 01:55:43.816 Grandma... Grandma. 01:55:47.698 --> 01:55:50.983 Say good night to Granny. 01:55:51.118 --> 01:55:53.870 I'll play you a tune. 01:56:11.013 --> 01:56:14.631 Well, that's a fine thing. 01:56:14.767 --> 01:56:19.263 You've pissed right in the middle of my love song. 01:56:20.522 --> 01:56:23.144 God! Pissin' over my song. 01:56:41.795 --> 01:56:43.834 Well... 01:57:13.660 --> 01:57:16.530 You know what woke you up? 01:57:18.623 --> 01:57:21.790 Lee, you just had your throat cut. 01:58:00.833 --> 01:58:03.122 Where is he? 01:58:21.562 --> 01:58:24.433 He's in there. 01:58:37.661 --> 01:58:41.706 All the rest of the hands left a couple of days ago except for Vern. 01:58:41.832 --> 01:58:46.079 - I'm stayin'. You betcha. - It's all right, Vern. 01:58:49.507 --> 01:58:55.842 I told him I was leaving last night and he... sort of came unravelled. 01:58:55.972 --> 01:58:59.139 He's just lost himself. 01:59:01.144 --> 01:59:04.181 Well, all I can say is he'd better leave the room, 01:59:04.314 --> 01:59:07.231 cos I'm gonna do it regardless. 01:59:07.359 --> 01:59:10.644 Get out of the way, Vern. You recognise this? 01:59:12.364 --> 01:59:16.112 - You recognise it? - No. No. 01:59:16.243 --> 01:59:18.781 Please, don't shoot him. 01:59:18.912 --> 01:59:21.829 What are you caterwauling about, Vern? 01:59:21.957 --> 01:59:24.163 Get out of the way before I put one into you. 01:59:24.292 --> 01:59:27.459 You might as well. He's all I got. No... 01:59:28.630 --> 01:59:31.714 He's all I have. He's all I have. 01:59:31.841 --> 01:59:34.629 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Shoot me. 01:59:36.263 --> 01:59:38.718 Shoot me. Yes, shoot me. 01:59:40.934 --> 01:59:44.018 - Praise the Lord. - Get out! Get that son of a bitch away. 01:59:44.145 --> 01:59:48.274 - Vern, will you get away? - I will. You betcha. 01:59:50.694 --> 01:59:52.935 - I'm sorry, Tom. - What for? 01:59:53.989 --> 01:59:56.658 For everything. 01:59:59.494 --> 02:00:01.736 Your friends, are they... 02:00:04.624 --> 02:00:06.665 Yeah. 02:00:13.467 --> 02:00:15.507 If... 02:00:18.973 --> 02:00:21.974 What were you gonna do? Just take off? 02:00:22.101 --> 02:00:23.264 Yes. 02:00:25.938 --> 02:00:29.023 What'd you expect? 02:00:29.150 --> 02:00:31.273 To see you, for one thing. 02:00:35.865 --> 02:00:38.901 - Did you think I'd be above ground? - Well, of course. 02:00:39.035 --> 02:00:43.578 - Why "of course"? - Because I just can't imagine you dead. 02:00:44.624 --> 02:00:47.827 My God, are you gonna make me say it? 02:00:51.130 --> 02:00:52.245 Tom! 02:01:57.406 --> 02:02:00.075 You've just about done it, huh? 02:02:01.326 --> 02:02:03.366 Yeah. 02:02:05.747 --> 02:02:09.163 Well, I think I've found a buyer for the ranch. 02:02:09.292 --> 02:02:15.082 I'm going into Absaroka now to see about it and find a place for Vern. 02:02:16.800 --> 02:02:18.424 Well... 02:02:19.594 --> 02:02:21.634 I'm glad. 02:02:23.598 --> 02:02:28.640 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life tryin' to get back at somebody. 02:02:29.771 --> 02:02:31.812 Why'd you say that? 02:02:33.484 --> 02:02:36.154 No reason. 02:02:41.909 --> 02:02:44.531 Well, hell, neither do I. 02:02:49.000 --> 02:02:56.165 Where do you think you'll be... in about six months? 02:02:58.217 --> 02:03:03.128 Well, if I was to guess, I'd say north of the breaks. 02:03:04.056 --> 02:03:06.263 There's the Little Rockies up there. 02:03:06.392 --> 02:03:11.635 A lot of little valleys are supposed to have water year round. 02:03:13.858 --> 02:03:16.812 Sounds like a real good guess. 02:04:20.836 --> 02:05:00.836 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.