WEBVTT 00:00:00.976 --> 00:00:20.976 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.150 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 00:05:43.690 --> 00:05:46.060 Penguin sighting! Man or myth? 00:05:46.280 --> 00:05:49.440 What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting. 00:05:49.530 --> 00:05:52.200 Another penguin sighting! Check it out! 00:05:52.370 --> 00:05:56.950 Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting! 00:06:01.880 --> 00:06:04.280 May I have your attention, Gotham City? 00:06:04.550 --> 00:06:07.670 It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree. 00:06:12.430 --> 00:06:13.920 How about that? 00:06:30.290 --> 00:06:33.150 Part man, part penguin! All horrifying! 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:36.620 Find out for only 50 cents! Come on! 00:06:37.090 --> 00:06:41.160 Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out! 00:06:41.420 --> 00:06:42.920 Read about it! 00:06:45.550 --> 00:06:47.710 Missing link between man and bird. 00:06:47.810 --> 00:06:49.130 My dear boy... 00:06:49.310 --> 00:06:52.260 ...sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish. 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:54.600 Usually, it's a waste of time. 00:06:54.770 --> 00:06:58.220 Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?" 00:06:59.150 --> 00:07:01.690 The Globe! Right here! 25 cents! 00:07:26.310 --> 00:07:27.970 Well, here's hoping. 00:07:28.150 --> 00:07:31.840 With luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years. 00:07:32.020 --> 00:07:34.590 I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide... 00:07:34.990 --> 00:07:37.190 ...mentioning the new power plant. 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:41.140 But if we're to break ground when we must, I'll need permits... 00:07:41.490 --> 00:07:45.030 ...variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense. 00:07:46.500 --> 00:07:47.950 Power plant? 00:07:48.170 --> 00:07:52.660 Studies show we've enough power to get us into the middle of the next century. 00:07:52.840 --> 00:07:57.290 Your analysts foresee growth at 1% per annum. That's not growth... that's a mild swelling. 00:07:59.060 --> 00:08:00.210 Imagine... 00:08:00.520 --> 00:08:02.010 ...a Gotham City... 00:08:02.730 --> 00:08:06.140 ...of the future, lit up like a blanket of stars... 00:08:06.690 --> 00:08:08.970 ...but blinking on and off... 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:11.560 ...embarrassingly low on juice. 00:08:11.820 --> 00:08:13.150 Frankly... 00:08:13.910 --> 00:08:15.810 ...I cringe, Mr. Mayor. 00:08:16.990 --> 00:08:19.820 Sorry, any plans must go to the usual committees... 00:08:19.910 --> 00:08:21.910 ...through the usual channels. 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:23.820 Um... I have a suggestion. 00:08:31.760 --> 00:08:32.830 Well... 00:08:33.760 --> 00:08:36.670 ...actually, really, just more like a question. 00:08:38.850 --> 00:08:42.300 I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle. 00:08:43.190 --> 00:08:45.140 In the plus column, though... 00:08:45.280 --> 00:08:47.060 ...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee. 00:08:55.750 --> 00:08:56.610 Dad. 00:08:57.620 --> 00:09:01.280 Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses. 00:09:11.970 --> 00:09:13.720 "Actually, more of a question." 00:09:13.810 --> 00:09:15.630 You stupid corn dog. 00:09:16.900 --> 00:09:18.640 Corn dog, corn dog. 00:09:45.800 --> 00:09:49.800 I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall. 00:09:49.980 --> 00:09:52.510 That's not a threat, just simple numbers. 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:56.720 Maybe. But you sure as hell don't have an issue or a candidate. 00:09:57.990 --> 00:10:00.140 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 00:10:01.070 --> 00:10:04.320 From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you... 00:10:04.410 --> 00:10:05.860 ...happy holidays. 00:10:06.660 --> 00:10:11.160 We have with us a man who needs no introduction, he's given us so much. 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:15.450 Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck. 00:10:37.070 --> 00:10:39.900 Pick up those contracts for Personnel and... 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:42.860 ...pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels... 00:10:45.750 --> 00:10:46.660 Darn! 00:10:52.590 --> 00:10:54.080 I forgot my speech. 00:10:54.260 --> 00:10:56.930 Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name. 00:11:01.270 --> 00:11:02.720 Santa Claus? 00:11:02.940 --> 00:11:04.260 Afraid not. 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:07.970 I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky. 00:11:09.570 --> 00:11:10.890 Sue me... 00:11:11.450 --> 00:11:13.480 ...if I want to give some back. 00:11:16.450 --> 00:11:19.400 I only wish I could hand out more than just... 00:11:19.580 --> 00:11:21.240 ...expensive baubles. 00:11:22.460 --> 00:11:25.200 I wish I could hand out world peace... 00:11:25.960 --> 00:11:28.200 ...and unconditional love... 00:11:29.760 --> 00:11:31.790 ...wrapped in a big bow. 00:11:33.430 --> 00:11:35.090 Oh, but you can. 00:11:35.640 --> 00:11:37.340 Oh, but you will. 00:11:44.280 --> 00:11:45.810 Merry Christmas. 00:11:59.290 --> 00:12:00.700 Great idea. 00:12:01.340 --> 00:12:02.440 Not mine. 00:12:55.070 --> 00:12:57.430 What are you waiting for? The signal! 00:13:28.770 --> 00:13:31.930 We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show! 00:13:34.690 --> 00:13:35.850 What do you want? 00:13:35.950 --> 00:13:37.220 Not you! 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:39.110 Shreck! 00:13:39.530 --> 00:13:41.530 You'll have to go through me. 00:13:43.460 --> 00:13:45.360 Dad, go! Save yourself! 00:13:45.620 --> 00:13:46.610 Dad, go! 00:15:40.920 --> 00:15:42.200 Shut up! 00:15:50.350 --> 00:15:53.020 Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and I'll... 00:15:58.950 --> 00:16:00.100 You missed. 00:16:13.300 --> 00:16:14.700 The Batman. 00:16:15.460 --> 00:16:17.460 Or is it just "Batman"? 00:16:21.760 --> 00:16:23.460 Your choice, of course. 00:16:25.770 --> 00:16:27.260 Well, that was... 00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:28.930 ...very brief. 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:31.600 Just like all the men in my life. 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:33.770 What men? 00:16:34.570 --> 00:16:35.590 Well... 00:16:36.610 --> 00:16:39.900 ...then again, there's you. But you need therapy. 00:17:01.640 --> 00:17:05.470 Thanks for saving the day, Batman. The Circus Gang is back. 00:17:05.650 --> 00:17:06.810 We'll see. 00:17:06.980 --> 00:17:10.390 They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck. 00:17:11.150 --> 00:17:13.230 Where is that insufferable son of a bitch? 00:18:30.580 --> 00:18:33.530 I believe the word you're looking for is... 00:18:44.680 --> 00:18:47.460 Actually, this is all just a bad dream. 00:18:48.600 --> 00:18:50.430 You're at home in bed... 00:18:50.600 --> 00:18:53.510 ...heavily sedated, resting comfortably... 00:18:54.110 --> 00:18:57.850 ...dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed... 00:18:58.950 --> 00:19:01.430 ...in a lifetime of profiteering. 00:19:01.780 --> 00:19:03.190 Tragic irony... 00:19:03.370 --> 00:19:05.190 ...or poetic justice? 00:19:05.370 --> 00:19:06.820 You tell me. 00:19:08.040 --> 00:19:09.780 My God, it's true. 00:19:10.210 --> 00:19:12.280 Penguin Man of the sewer. 00:19:16.550 --> 00:19:18.670 Odd as it may seem, Max... 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:22.380 ...you and I have something in common: 00:19:24.560 --> 00:19:27.040 We're both perceived as monsters. 00:19:31.400 --> 00:19:32.930 But somehow... 00:19:34.320 --> 00:19:36.990 ...you're a well-respected monster... 00:19:37.320 --> 00:19:39.320 ...and I am, to date... 00:19:40.330 --> 00:19:41.570 ...not! 00:19:41.830 --> 00:19:45.280 Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman. 00:19:45.670 --> 00:19:47.030 Tough, yes. 00:19:47.210 --> 00:19:50.620 Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster. 00:19:51.380 --> 00:19:53.710 Don't embarrass yourself, Max! 00:19:54.010 --> 00:19:55.880 I know all about you. 00:19:56.180 --> 00:19:58.300 What you hide, I discover. 00:19:59.390 --> 00:20:01.510 What you put in your toilet... 00:20:01.690 --> 00:20:04.550 ...I place on my mantle. Get the picture? 00:20:05.230 --> 00:20:07.510 Is that supposed to hypnotize me? 00:20:07.730 --> 00:20:10.300 No, just give you a splitting headache. 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:12.600 It's not working. 00:20:13.740 --> 00:20:15.440 Oh, you big baby! 00:20:16.040 --> 00:20:17.360 Just blanks. 00:20:17.580 --> 00:20:20.700 Would I go through all this trouble just to kill you? 00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:22.190 No, Max. 00:20:22.580 --> 00:20:25.070 I have an entirely other purpose. 00:20:26.260 --> 00:20:27.830 I'm ready, Max. 00:20:28.380 --> 00:20:30.670 I've been down here too long. 00:20:31.050 --> 00:20:33.340 It's time for me to ascend... 00:20:34.060 --> 00:20:35.760 ...to re-emerge... 00:20:37.430 --> 00:20:38.970 ...with your help... 00:20:39.100 --> 00:20:40.720 ...your know-how... 00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:42.430 ...your savvy. 00:20:43.270 --> 00:20:45.940 I wasn't born in the sewer, you know. 00:20:47.070 --> 00:20:48.600 I come from... 00:20:49.280 --> 00:20:50.610 ...like you. 00:20:50.910 --> 00:20:53.470 And, like you, I want some respect! 00:20:54.250 --> 00:20:56.810 A recognition of my basic humanity. 00:20:57.620 --> 00:20:59.070 But most of all... 00:21:00.090 --> 00:21:02.450 ...I want to find out who I am... 00:21:02.630 --> 00:21:04.620 ...by finding my parents... 00:21:04.800 --> 00:21:06.920 ...learning my human name. 00:21:07.800 --> 00:21:11.750 Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted! 00:21:13.270 --> 00:21:14.430 And... 00:21:14.600 --> 00:21:17.350 ...exactly why am I going to help you? 00:21:19.150 --> 00:21:20.310 Well... 00:21:24.990 --> 00:21:26.440 Let's start. 00:21:34.630 --> 00:21:36.990 Let's see what we have in here. 00:21:41.180 --> 00:21:43.250 A batch of toxic waste... 00:21:44.470 --> 00:21:46.950 ...from your clean textile plant! 00:21:47.850 --> 00:21:51.090 There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back! 00:21:51.310 --> 00:21:53.470 It could have come from anywhere. 00:21:53.900 --> 00:21:58.390 What about the documents that prove you own half of the firetraps in Gotham City? 00:21:58.650 --> 00:22:00.810 If there were such documents... 00:22:00.990 --> 00:22:02.770 ...that's not an admission... 00:22:02.870 --> 00:22:04.900 ...they would've been shredded. 00:22:05.790 --> 00:22:07.150 Good idea. 00:22:08.540 --> 00:22:12.450 A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference. 00:22:15.300 --> 00:22:16.790 By the way... 00:22:17.300 --> 00:22:19.700 ...how's Fred Atkins, your old partner? 00:22:19.970 --> 00:22:21.130 Fred? 00:22:22.220 --> 00:22:23.880 Fred's actually... 00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:27.590 I believe he's on an extended vacation. He's good. 00:22:31.150 --> 00:22:32.310 Good. 00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:37.190 Hiya, Max. Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! 00:22:38.490 --> 00:22:41.060 Want to greet any other body parts? 00:22:41.410 --> 00:22:43.070 Remember, Max... 00:22:43.330 --> 00:22:45.610 ...you flush it, I flaunt it. 00:22:47.250 --> 00:22:49.650 You know what, Mr. Penguin, sir? 00:22:55.010 --> 00:22:56.590 I think, perhaps... 00:22:56.760 --> 00:23:00.170 ...I could help orchestrate a "Welcome Home" scenario for you. 00:23:00.270 --> 00:23:03.720 Once we're both back home, perhaps we could help each other. 00:23:04.940 --> 00:23:07.470 You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck. 00:23:15.370 --> 00:23:17.030 Honey, I'm home! 00:23:19.210 --> 00:23:21.570 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. 00:23:32.140 --> 00:23:33.550 Miss Kitty. 00:23:35.060 --> 00:23:38.510 Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share? 00:23:40.900 --> 00:23:42.720 Not that I'd ever pry. 00:23:44.650 --> 00:23:46.060 Drink your dinner. 00:23:52.660 --> 00:23:53.820 What? 00:23:55.330 --> 00:23:57.660 How can anyone be so pathetic? 00:23:59.170 --> 00:24:02.250 Yes, to you I seem pathetic, but I'm a working girl. 00:24:02.420 --> 00:24:06.250 Must pay the rent. Maybe if you chipped in instead of stepping out. 00:24:08.100 --> 00:24:11.590 Selina, dear, it's your mother. Just calling to say hello. 00:24:11.770 --> 00:24:13.090 Yeah, but... 00:24:13.270 --> 00:24:16.600 But I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas. 00:24:16.690 --> 00:24:20.180 I want to discuss why you insist on languishing in Gotham City... 00:24:20.280 --> 00:24:22.270 ...as some lowly secretary. 00:24:22.450 --> 00:24:24.100 Lowly assistant. 00:24:26.030 --> 00:24:29.190 Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned... 00:24:30.290 --> 00:24:35.120 I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person, not an appendage. 00:24:39.550 --> 00:24:41.120 Some appendage! 00:24:46.640 --> 00:24:50.380 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine. 00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:55.560 I should've let him win that last racquetball game. 00:24:55.900 --> 00:24:56.890 Hello... 00:24:57.070 --> 00:24:58.560 ...Selina Kyle. 00:24:58.740 --> 00:25:02.150 We're calling to tell you about exciting, new Gotham Lady perfume. 00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:06.820 It makes women feel like women... and the men have no complaints either. 00:25:09.170 --> 00:25:13.740 This is yourself reminding you to come all the way back to the office... 00:25:15.130 --> 00:25:18.750 ...if you forgot the Bruce Wayne file... - You stupid corn dog! 00:25:38.410 --> 00:25:39.860 Working late? 00:25:42.250 --> 00:25:46.320 I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning. 00:25:47.040 --> 00:25:50.540 I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant... 00:25:53.050 --> 00:25:57.300 ...and Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment. I even opened the protected files... 00:25:58.560 --> 00:25:59.920 How industrious! 00:26:01.600 --> 00:26:03.930 How did you open the protected files? 00:26:04.940 --> 00:26:06.100 May I ask? 00:26:11.740 --> 00:26:15.980 I figured your password was "Geraldo," your Chihuahua, and it was. 00:26:23.750 --> 00:26:28.040 This is all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side... 00:26:30.300 --> 00:26:33.920 ...about how the power plant is a power plant in name only... 00:26:34.270 --> 00:26:37.590 ...since, in fact, it's going to be a big, giant... 00:26:38.140 --> 00:26:40.260 ...big, giant... capacitor. 00:26:42.940 --> 00:26:46.940 And, instead of generating power, it'll be sucking power from... 00:26:47.820 --> 00:26:49.270 ...Gotham City... 00:26:50.450 --> 00:26:51.980 ...and storing it... 00:26:52.620 --> 00:26:54.280 ...stockpiling it... 00:26:54.660 --> 00:26:57.620 ...which is a very novel approach, I'd say. 00:27:00.500 --> 00:27:02.120 Who'd you say this to? 00:27:05.800 --> 00:27:06.790 Nobody. 00:27:13.140 --> 00:27:15.630 What did curiosity do to the cat? 00:27:17.860 --> 00:27:19.270 I'm no cat. 00:27:20.190 --> 00:27:22.020 I'm just an assistant. 00:27:22.490 --> 00:27:23.650 A secretary. 00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:26.020 And a very good one. 00:27:26.870 --> 00:27:28.140 Too good? 00:27:29.370 --> 00:27:30.440 Listen... 00:27:30.540 --> 00:27:32.700 ...it's our secret. Honest. 00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:35.830 How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? 00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:37.490 This power plant... 00:27:38.010 --> 00:27:40.710 ...is my legacy. It's what I leave behind. 00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:42.160 For Chip. 00:27:42.510 --> 00:27:44.630 Nothing must prevent that. 00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:52.130 Go ahead. Intimidate me. Bully me, if it makes you feel big. 00:27:52.560 --> 00:27:54.560 It's not like you can kill me! 00:27:54.980 --> 00:27:57.350 Actually, it's a lot like that. 00:28:15.260 --> 00:28:18.000 For a second, you really frightened me. 00:28:28.690 --> 00:28:29.850 Really? 00:29:45.570 --> 00:29:46.890 Honey, I'm home! 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:52.230 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. 00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:30.950 Selina, this is your mother. Call me. 00:30:32.210 --> 00:30:36.120 Selina, this is your mother. Why haven't you called me back? 00:30:36.750 --> 00:30:38.540 Hello, Selina Kyle. 00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:42.830 We're just calling to make sure you've tried Gotham Lady perfume. 00:30:42.930 --> 00:30:47.170 One whiff of this and your boss will ask you to stay after work... 00:30:47.390 --> 00:30:50.090 ...for a candlelight staff meeting for two. 00:30:50.270 --> 00:30:54.260 Gotham Lady perfume. Exclusively at Shreck's department store. 00:33:38.630 --> 00:33:41.920 I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel... 00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:44.500 ...so much yummier. 00:34:03.160 --> 00:34:04.740 Ladies and gentlemen: 00:34:06.580 --> 00:34:11.490 I stand before you again to denounce the urban chaos we live with in our city. 00:34:12.750 --> 00:34:14.160 It's got to stop. 00:34:14.340 --> 00:34:17.370 It's going to stop! Our community is coming apart... 00:34:17.640 --> 00:34:20.920 ...in a season when it should be coming together. 00:34:21.010 --> 00:34:24.590 I don't care what the cynics may say. This is the Christmas season... 00:34:24.690 --> 00:34:26.340 ...and should be a healing time. 00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:29.000 I say that not only as an official... 00:34:29.860 --> 00:34:32.020 ...but as a husband and a father. 00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:34.930 Last night's violence won't happen again. 00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:41.360 I'm not good at speeches, so I'll just say, "Thanks. " 00:34:50.130 --> 00:34:52.420 It's the hideous Penguin Man. 00:34:52.970 --> 00:34:55.590 Take the baby. Just don't hurt me, please! 00:35:48.530 --> 00:35:52.610 This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in Gotham Plaza. 00:35:52.790 --> 00:35:56.280 The mysterious Penguin saving the life of the mayor's baby... 00:35:56.460 --> 00:36:00.200 ...and announcing his presence. - All I want in return... 00:36:01.090 --> 00:36:02.710 ...is a chance... 00:36:03.050 --> 00:36:05.170 ...to find my mom and dad. 00:36:06.930 --> 00:36:09.550 A chance to find out who they are... 00:36:10.770 --> 00:36:12.220 ...and thusly... 00:36:12.560 --> 00:36:14.010 ...who I am. 00:36:14.770 --> 00:36:16.100 And then... 00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:18.260 ...with my parents... 00:36:18.570 --> 00:36:20.730 ...try to understand... why. 00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:25.770 Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do... 00:36:27.950 --> 00:36:29.610 ...to a child... 00:36:30.290 --> 00:36:31.910 ...who was born... 00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:36.870 ...a little different. 00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:39.860 A child... 00:36:40.430 --> 00:36:42.960 ...who spent his first Christmas... 00:36:43.930 --> 00:36:45.760 ...and many since... 00:36:47.310 --> 00:36:48.630 ...in a sewer. 00:36:48.810 --> 00:36:51.050 Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? 00:36:54.650 --> 00:36:55.810 His parents. 00:36:55.990 --> 00:36:58.310 This scene, direct from Gotham Plaza. 00:36:59.780 --> 00:37:01.480 I hope he finds them. 00:37:02.490 --> 00:37:06.440 Here he is, standing alongside Gotham's leading citizen, Max Shreck. 00:37:06.620 --> 00:37:09.490 How about a statement? People want to know. 00:37:20.350 --> 00:37:23.510 - Penguin's not to be disturbed! - It's a public place! 00:37:23.640 --> 00:37:26.180 - Walk. Now. Move. - Freedom of the press! 00:37:26.270 --> 00:37:27.800 Wait a minute. 00:37:28.940 --> 00:37:32.270 What about the freedom to rediscover your roots... 00:37:32.780 --> 00:37:34.770 ...with dignity and privacy? 00:37:34.950 --> 00:37:37.270 Is the Penguin a personal friend? 00:37:37.450 --> 00:37:41.110 He's a personal friend of the whole city, so have a heart. 00:37:41.370 --> 00:37:44.160 Give the Constitution a rest. It's Christmas. 00:38:23.670 --> 00:38:27.500 "Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions. 00:38:31.720 --> 00:38:34.090 "Circus returns for a two-week... 00:38:34.350 --> 00:38:35.840 "Kids will love..." 00:38:36.350 --> 00:38:37.430 Thanks. 00:38:41.730 --> 00:38:42.760 It's cold! 00:38:42.860 --> 00:38:44.270 It's vichyssoise. 00:38:45.450 --> 00:38:47.190 It's supposed to be cold. 00:38:49.740 --> 00:38:53.030 "Circus is back with a freak show, may not be suitable for kids... 00:38:53.120 --> 00:38:55.200 "...featuring a poodle lady... 00:38:55.460 --> 00:38:57.450 "...the world's fattest man... 00:38:57.710 --> 00:38:59.830 "...and Aquatic Bird Boy." 00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:03.500 Why are you determined to prove... 00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:06.630 ...that this Penguin is not what he seems? 00:39:07.050 --> 00:39:10.130 Must you be the only lonely "man-beast" in town? 00:39:10.390 --> 00:39:12.470 "The circus folded its tents yesterday... 00:39:12.560 --> 00:39:15.760 "...after reports of missing children in several towns. 00:39:15.980 --> 00:39:18.970 "Police have closed down the Red Triangle fairgrounds. 00:39:19.070 --> 00:39:22.760 "However, at least one freak-show performer vanished before... 00:39:23.240 --> 00:39:25.400 "...he could be questioned." 00:39:27.160 --> 00:39:29.150 I suppose you feel better now. 00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:32.990 No. 00:39:34.290 --> 00:39:36.290 Actually, I feel worse. 00:39:54.820 --> 00:39:56.310 Why're you still out? 00:39:56.400 --> 00:40:00.310 Are you concerned about that strange, heroic Penguin person? 00:40:02.030 --> 00:40:04.400 I think he knows who his parents are. 00:40:06.250 --> 00:40:08.030 There's something else. 00:42:04.300 --> 00:42:05.540 Mr. Penguin... 00:42:05.640 --> 00:42:08.250 A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! 00:42:09.970 --> 00:42:11.380 I am a man! 00:42:12.560 --> 00:42:14.090 I have a name! 00:42:18.070 --> 00:42:19.770 Oswald Cobblepot! 00:42:21.650 --> 00:42:24.520 You'll never be able to settle with them? 00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:29.150 True. 00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:32.490 I was their "Number-One" son... 00:42:32.830 --> 00:42:35.400 ...and they treated me like number two. 00:42:36.340 --> 00:42:38.740 But it's human nature to fear... 00:42:40.260 --> 00:42:41.670 ...the unusual. 00:42:42.680 --> 00:42:44.050 Perhaps... 00:42:44.510 --> 00:42:46.050 ...when I held my... 00:42:46.180 --> 00:42:48.180 ...Tiffany baby rattle... 00:42:49.190 --> 00:42:51.260 ...with a shiny flipper... 00:42:51.690 --> 00:42:54.260 ...instead of five chubby digits... 00:42:55.780 --> 00:42:57.440 ...they freaked. 00:43:01.200 --> 00:43:02.980 But I forgive them. 00:43:04.700 --> 00:43:07.700 "Penguin forgives parents! 'I'm at peace with myself and the world! 00:43:07.790 --> 00:43:10.360 "'Don't need hands as long as you got heart. 00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:13.700 "'My heart is filled with love. I feel five feet tall."' 00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:17.740 - He's like a frog that became a prince. - No, he's more like a penguin. 00:43:23.390 --> 00:43:25.720 Now, now, pretty little thing. 00:43:26.150 --> 00:43:27.680 Nice and easy. 00:43:31.990 --> 00:43:36.730 I love a big, strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size. 00:43:39.200 --> 00:43:41.530 Be gentle, it's my first time. 00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:50.210 Tic-tac-toe. 00:43:55.680 --> 00:43:57.920 You make it easy, don't you? 00:43:58.430 --> 00:44:01.180 Always waiting for some Batman to save you. 00:44:04.070 --> 00:44:05.720 I am Catwoman... 00:44:06.860 --> 00:44:08.520 ...hear me roar. 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:26.960 I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time. 00:44:27.090 --> 00:44:31.880 Good time. Everyone but the bandits'll be slacking off till after the New Year. 00:44:32.470 --> 00:44:34.630 I'm not sure I like the inference. 00:44:34.730 --> 00:44:36.630 I didn't realize I made one. 00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:45.480 I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later. 00:44:46.070 --> 00:44:48.310 A million saved is a million earned. 00:44:49.120 --> 00:44:51.900 I commissioned this report. Take a look at it. 00:44:54.330 --> 00:44:57.990 Gotham City has a power surplus. I'm sure you know that. 00:44:58.590 --> 00:45:00.160 My question is: 00:45:01.090 --> 00:45:02.250 What's your angle? 00:45:02.340 --> 00:45:04.960 "Power surplus?" Bruce, shame on you! 00:45:05.850 --> 00:45:09.130 No such thing. One can never have too much power. 00:45:09.430 --> 00:45:12.510 If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning. 00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:18.470 I'll fight you. I've already spoken to the mayor and we agree. 00:45:18.650 --> 00:45:20.140 Mayors come and go. 00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:22.230 Blue bloods tire easily. 00:45:22.530 --> 00:45:25.010 Can you go 15 rounds with Muhammad Shreck? 00:45:25.240 --> 00:45:27.230 I guess we'll find out. 00:45:27.540 --> 00:45:30.570 Of course, I don't have a crime boss like Cobblepot in my corner. 00:45:30.670 --> 00:45:33.030 "Crime boss?" Shows what you know... 00:45:33.170 --> 00:45:35.990 ..."Mr. To-The-Manor-Born- With-A-Silver-Spoon." 00:45:36.090 --> 00:45:38.370 Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. 00:45:38.630 --> 00:45:42.290 If his parents hadn't 86'ed him, you'd have been bunkies at prep school. 00:45:42.390 --> 00:45:46.420 He controls the Red Triangle Gang. I can't prove it yet, but we both... 00:45:46.600 --> 00:45:49.270 I'll not stand for mud-slinging here. 00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:52.810 If my assistant was here, she'd have already escorted you out... 00:45:52.900 --> 00:45:54.430 Anywhere he wants. 00:45:54.690 --> 00:45:57.260 Preferably some nightspot grotto... 00:45:58.610 --> 00:45:59.610 ...or... 00:46:00.070 --> 00:46:01.900 ...secluded hideaway. 00:46:03.910 --> 00:46:05.280 Nice suit. 00:46:11.590 --> 00:46:15.790 That's my name, don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one. 00:46:20.100 --> 00:46:21.760 This is Bruce... 00:46:22.140 --> 00:46:23.220 ...Wayne. 00:46:24.020 --> 00:46:25.120 We've met. 00:46:25.650 --> 00:46:26.640 Have we? 00:46:26.810 --> 00:46:29.970 No, I'm sorry. I mistook me for somebody else. 00:46:31.490 --> 00:46:33.190 You mean, "mistook me." 00:46:33.950 --> 00:46:35.940 Isn't that what I said? 00:46:36.620 --> 00:46:38.230 I don't think so. 00:46:39.620 --> 00:46:40.860 What happened? 00:46:42.120 --> 00:46:45.070 Did you hurt yourself... on that ski slope? 00:46:46.630 --> 00:46:49.960 Is that why you cut short your vacation? Came back? 00:46:53.260 --> 00:46:54.710 It's a blur. 00:46:56.180 --> 00:47:00.760 Not complete amnesia. I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church... 00:47:01.690 --> 00:47:04.170 ...and Betsy saying it was morning sickness. 00:47:04.270 --> 00:47:07.430 And the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school... 00:47:07.530 --> 00:47:11.360 ...and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedburg. 00:47:12.370 --> 00:47:13.900 He's dead now. 00:47:14.290 --> 00:47:15.780 But last night... 00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:17.700 ...complete blur. 00:47:19.500 --> 00:47:21.410 Couldn't you just die? 00:47:25.550 --> 00:47:26.870 Please... 00:47:28.050 --> 00:47:29.670 ...show out Mr. Wayne. 00:47:30.010 --> 00:47:31.380 With pleasure. 00:47:33.890 --> 00:47:35.760 Your coat, Mr. Wayne. 00:47:49.660 --> 00:47:52.900 You don't seem like the type who does business with Shreck. 00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.740 No. You don't seem like the type to take orders from him. 00:47:55.830 --> 00:47:57.240 Well, that's a... 00:47:57.500 --> 00:47:59.040 ...long story. 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:01.960 I could free up some time. 00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:05.750 - I'm listed. - I'm tempted. 00:48:06.010 --> 00:48:07.200 I'm working. 00:48:08.520 --> 00:48:09.760 I'm leaving. 00:48:10.270 --> 00:48:12.260 You buy that blurry business? 00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:13.510 Women. 00:48:13.940 --> 00:48:15.800 Nothing surprises me... 00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:18.180 ...except your late mother. 00:48:18.780 --> 00:48:21.600 Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage? 00:48:21.780 --> 00:48:23.230 Bottom line? 00:48:23.620 --> 00:48:27.610 She tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out of a higher window. 00:48:27.790 --> 00:48:28.950 Meantime... 00:48:29.040 --> 00:48:31.410 ...l've got badder fish to fry. 00:48:42.970 --> 00:48:44.300 Oswald... 00:48:44.890 --> 00:48:46.220 ...it's Max. 00:48:59.570 --> 00:49:00.980 You're home? 00:49:08.420 --> 00:49:09.740 How've you been? 00:49:11.420 --> 00:49:13.290 Your extended family? 00:49:13.760 --> 00:49:15.370 Good to have a family. 00:49:17.180 --> 00:49:19.340 I'd rather not be disturbed now. 00:49:19.680 --> 00:49:22.590 Come on downstairs, Oswald. I have a surprise. 00:49:22.770 --> 00:49:24.760 I don't like surprises. 00:49:41.790 --> 00:49:42.780 Come on. 00:49:55.810 --> 00:49:57.050 Don't peek. 00:49:59.230 --> 00:50:00.630 You'll spoil it. 00:50:24.010 --> 00:50:27.170 Adulation is a cross to bear. God knows I know. 00:50:28.340 --> 00:50:32.040 But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress, Mayor. 00:50:32.140 --> 00:50:35.680 And don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've got the magic. 00:50:35.850 --> 00:50:39.350 Your charisma's bigger than both of us. Come on down. 00:50:41.530 --> 00:50:42.710 Mayor? 00:50:43.860 --> 00:50:45.050 Mayor. 00:50:47.120 --> 00:50:50.280 Elections happen in November. It's late December. 00:50:50.450 --> 00:50:51.780 Don't worry. 00:50:51.950 --> 00:50:55.530 I want you to meet Jen and Josh, my image consultants. 00:50:57.130 --> 00:50:58.280 Here. 00:50:58.460 --> 00:51:00.450 Reclaim your birthright. 00:51:03.090 --> 00:51:04.360 I'm Jen. 00:51:07.930 --> 00:51:12.430 Okay, let's see. What I'd like to do first is put these gloves on you. 00:51:12.770 --> 00:51:15.760 Our research tells us that voters like fingers. 00:51:15.940 --> 00:51:18.510 So if we were to just lose this... 00:51:20.110 --> 00:51:22.060 We'll do it another time. 00:51:23.780 --> 00:51:27.190 Not a lot of reflective surfaces in the sewer, huh? 00:51:38.630 --> 00:51:40.540 Still, it could be worse. 00:51:41.300 --> 00:51:43.670 My nose could be gushing blood. 00:51:47.440 --> 00:51:49.510 What do you mean by that? 00:51:54.490 --> 00:51:56.520 Everybody, back to work! 00:51:57.320 --> 00:51:58.810 Let's make... 00:51:59.490 --> 00:52:00.900 ...a mayor! 00:52:06.500 --> 00:52:09.490 You're right, we missed the regular election... 00:52:09.670 --> 00:52:12.410 ...but elected officials can be recalled, impeached... 00:52:12.510 --> 00:52:15.180 ...given the boot. Look at Nixon, Agnew. 00:52:15.340 --> 00:52:16.880 Then think of you... 00:52:17.010 --> 00:52:19.750 ...Oswald Cobblepot, filling the void. 00:52:20.520 --> 00:52:22.300 I'd like to fill her void. 00:52:24.850 --> 00:52:29.100 We'll need signatures to overturn the ballot. I can supply those. 00:52:29.690 --> 00:52:33.600 - Teach her my French flipper trick. - We need one more thing. 00:52:35.990 --> 00:52:37.400 A platform? 00:52:38.870 --> 00:52:43.280 Stop global warming. Start global cooling. Make the world an icebox. 00:52:43.710 --> 00:52:48.000 I like it. But to get the mayor recalled, we must have a catalyst. 00:52:48.550 --> 00:52:50.870 "You're doing great, Mayor Cobblepot." 00:52:51.510 --> 00:52:54.290 "Your table is ready, Mayor Cobblepot." 00:52:55.010 --> 00:52:57.760 "I need you, Oswald. I need you now! " 00:52:59.690 --> 00:53:02.680 "That's the biggest parasol I've ever seen." 00:53:04.190 --> 00:53:08.440 Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin, or the Reichstag fire... 00:53:15.910 --> 00:53:18.400 You want my old friends up there... 00:53:18.580 --> 00:53:21.250 ...to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy? 00:53:21.420 --> 00:53:23.290 - Exactly. - Sounds fun. 00:53:24.090 --> 00:53:25.160 But... 00:53:26.010 --> 00:53:28.630 ...I mustn't get sidetracked, Maxie. 00:53:29.100 --> 00:53:31.250 I have my own things to tend to. 00:53:31.600 --> 00:53:35.090 "Sidetracked?" This is your chance to fulfill your destiny... 00:53:35.270 --> 00:53:37.830 ...that your parents carelessly discarded. 00:53:41.780 --> 00:53:43.850 Reclaim my birthright, you mean? 00:53:44.030 --> 00:53:47.020 Imagine, as mayor, you have the ear of the media... 00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:50.150 ...access to the captains of industry... 00:53:50.700 --> 00:53:52.610 ...unlimited poontang. 00:53:56.210 --> 00:53:58.610 You drive a hard bargain, Maxie. 00:53:59.960 --> 00:54:01.790 All right, I'll be mayor. 00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:07.500 Burn, baby, burn! 00:56:49.790 --> 00:56:51.860 - Who is she? - What is she? 00:56:52.290 --> 00:56:55.240 I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love. 00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:57.450 You poor guys. 00:56:57.630 --> 00:57:00.910 Always confusing your pistols with your privates. 00:57:03.260 --> 00:57:06.000 Don't hurt us. Our take-home's less than $300. 00:57:06.100 --> 00:57:08.130 You're overpaid. Hit the road. 00:57:26.500 --> 00:57:28.320 Go ahead and hit me. 00:58:06.710 --> 00:58:08.410 Admiring your handiwork? 00:58:10.670 --> 00:58:12.660 Touring the riot scene. 00:58:14.180 --> 00:58:16.710 Gravely assessing the devastation. 00:58:18.890 --> 00:58:20.880 "Upstanding-Mayor" stuff. 00:58:25.100 --> 00:58:26.680 You're not the mayor. 00:58:28.570 --> 00:58:30.100 Things change. 00:58:32.110 --> 00:58:33.520 What do you want? 00:58:34.410 --> 00:58:36.230 The direct approach. 00:58:36.580 --> 00:58:39.140 I admire that in a man with a mask. 00:58:44.210 --> 00:58:46.910 You don't really think you'll win, do you? 00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:51.290 Things change. 00:59:16.460 --> 00:59:18.740 I saw her first. Got to fly. 01:00:08.270 --> 01:00:10.510 How could you? I'm a woman! 01:00:11.270 --> 01:00:12.510 I'm sorry. 01:00:26.540 --> 01:00:30.450 As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. 01:00:32.130 --> 01:00:34.370 Life's a bitch, now so am I. 01:00:51.400 --> 01:00:52.560 Who are you? 01:00:53.230 --> 01:00:55.190 Who's the man behind the bat? 01:00:57.240 --> 01:00:59.310 Maybe you can help me find... 01:00:59.830 --> 01:01:01.230 ...the woman... 01:01:01.910 --> 01:01:03.490 ...behind the cat. 01:01:06.250 --> 01:01:08.030 No, that's not you. 01:01:11.670 --> 01:01:13.000 There you are. 01:01:29.030 --> 01:01:30.930 Saved by Kitty Litter. 01:01:34.950 --> 01:01:36.220 Bastard! 01:01:53.550 --> 01:01:54.630 Alfred... 01:01:55.390 --> 01:01:57.960 ...bring me some antiseptic ointment. 01:01:58.140 --> 01:02:00.300 Coming. Are you in pain, sir? 01:02:03.150 --> 01:02:04.470 Not really. 01:02:26.840 --> 01:02:29.460 I may have saved the mayor's baby... 01:02:31.100 --> 01:02:33.580 ...but I refuse to save a mayor... 01:02:33.770 --> 01:02:36.510 ...who stood by, helpless as a baby... 01:02:36.940 --> 01:02:39.890 ...while Gotham was ravaged by a disease... 01:02:40.980 --> 01:02:44.270 ...that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns... 01:02:45.780 --> 01:02:48.520 ...and happy homemakers into catwomen. 01:02:49.700 --> 01:02:50.810 Thank you. 01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:58.330 Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man-beast, made his bid to run Gotham. 01:03:01.340 --> 01:03:05.840 Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have. 01:03:06.470 --> 01:03:08.950 And you're the hottest young person... 01:03:09.140 --> 01:03:11.300 ...a role model could have. 01:03:13.810 --> 01:03:14.840 Here. 01:03:15.860 --> 01:03:17.390 Wear a button. 01:03:18.860 --> 01:03:21.020 Let me just get it on here. 01:03:25.660 --> 01:03:26.990 Thank you. 01:03:31.840 --> 01:03:36.330 This mayor stuff is not about power, it's about reaching out to people... 01:03:36.510 --> 01:03:38.580 ...touching people, groping people. 01:03:38.680 --> 01:03:40.590 - Penguin... - My name is not Penguin! 01:03:40.680 --> 01:03:42.590 It's Oswald Cobblepot. 01:03:43.220 --> 01:03:46.090 Oswald, there's somebody here to see you. 01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:57.070 Just the pussy I've been looking for. 01:04:01.870 --> 01:04:03.700 It's chilly in here. 01:04:04.870 --> 01:04:06.200 I'll warm you. 01:04:06.580 --> 01:04:08.080 Down, Oswald. 01:04:10.420 --> 01:04:11.870 We need to talk. 01:04:12.050 --> 01:04:13.410 You see... 01:04:13.590 --> 01:04:16.330 ...you and I have something in common. 01:04:16.600 --> 01:04:18.250 Sounds familiar. 01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:20.840 Appetite for destruction? 01:04:21.060 --> 01:04:23.380 Contempt for the czars of fashion? 01:04:23.730 --> 01:04:25.550 Wait, don't tell me. 01:04:25.770 --> 01:04:27.680 Naked sexual charisma? 01:04:29.240 --> 01:04:30.480 Batman. 01:04:31.610 --> 01:04:33.860 The thorn in both our sides. 01:04:34.570 --> 01:04:36.610 The fly in our ointment. 01:04:37.240 --> 01:04:38.570 Ointment? 01:04:39.080 --> 01:04:41.450 I've got scented and unscented. 01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:43.740 I'll come back later. 01:04:44.250 --> 01:04:48.110 Perchance, are you a registered voter? I'm a mayoral prospect. 01:04:48.300 --> 01:04:50.670 I have but one pet cause today: 01:04:51.640 --> 01:04:53.090 Ban the Bat. 01:04:53.600 --> 01:04:57.670 Oh, him again. No bother. He's already history. Check it out. 01:04:58.390 --> 01:05:02.810 We'll disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels. 01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:08.800 He'd have even more power as a martyr. 01:05:09.070 --> 01:05:13.530 To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he hates the most. 01:05:14.160 --> 01:05:15.570 Namely, us. 01:05:17.500 --> 01:05:18.820 Frame him? 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:22.160 Not even in office yet and already an enemies list. 01:05:24.010 --> 01:05:26.620 Those names are not for prying eyes. 01:05:28.510 --> 01:05:31.300 Why should I trust some catbroad anyway? 01:05:32.520 --> 01:05:36.680 Maybe you're a screwed-up sorority chick getting back at her daddy... 01:05:36.860 --> 01:05:40.390 ...for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet-sixteen. 01:05:57.630 --> 01:05:59.080 Nice birdie. 01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:15.890 Nice kitty. 01:06:16.400 --> 01:06:17.810 Nice kitty. 01:06:24.660 --> 01:06:26.650 Batman napalmed my arm. 01:06:27.250 --> 01:06:31.410 He knocked me off a building just when I started to feel good about myself. 01:06:31.500 --> 01:06:34.660 I want to play an integral part in his degradation. 01:06:38.840 --> 01:06:40.590 A plan is forming. 01:06:48.610 --> 01:06:49.970 I want in. 01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:55.520 The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... 01:06:57.620 --> 01:06:58.690 ...dirty. 01:07:02.790 --> 01:07:05.860 Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here. 01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:18.630 I challenge the mayor... 01:07:18.810 --> 01:07:22.630 ...to re-light the Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza tomorrow night. 01:07:23.810 --> 01:07:28.520 Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class? 01:07:29.150 --> 01:07:31.390 The Love Connection perhaps? 01:07:33.820 --> 01:07:36.020 ...not that I have any faith in the mayor. 01:07:36.120 --> 01:07:37.990 But I hope and pray... 01:07:38.330 --> 01:07:39.780 ...that Batman... 01:07:39.960 --> 01:07:42.780 ...will be present to preserve the peace. 01:07:44.130 --> 01:07:45.290 Subtle. 01:07:48.840 --> 01:07:50.790 Why are you doing this? 01:07:53.010 --> 01:07:54.170 Selina? 01:07:56.350 --> 01:07:58.680 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 01:07:58.850 --> 01:08:01.520 Scare me? I was just scaring myself. 01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:04.350 I don't see how, but... 01:08:04.650 --> 01:08:07.940 It's nice to see you in the real world, away from Shreck. 01:08:09.490 --> 01:08:11.190 It's nice to be here. 01:08:14.540 --> 01:08:15.990 Are you all right? 01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:21.120 You look like you have the holiday blues or something. 01:08:24.010 --> 01:08:26.080 Boy, the news these days. 01:08:27.050 --> 01:08:28.040 Weird! 01:08:29.810 --> 01:08:32.920 I heard on TV that Catwoman weighs 140 pounds. 01:08:35.060 --> 01:08:37.220 How do these hacks sleep at night? 01:08:37.400 --> 01:08:40.180 It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it"? 01:08:40.530 --> 01:08:43.560 He probably saved millions in property damage alone. 01:08:44.860 --> 01:08:48.530 You're not going to the re-lighting of the tree, are you? 01:08:48.740 --> 01:08:51.070 I wouldn't be caught dead there. 01:08:52.250 --> 01:08:55.530 It's going to be a hot time in the cold town tonight. 01:08:57.590 --> 01:09:00.370 You got kind of a dark side, don't you? 01:09:01.050 --> 01:09:02.580 No darker than yours. 01:09:06.770 --> 01:09:10.050 Why don't you come over and we can watch it on TV? 01:09:10.440 --> 01:09:12.590 The tree-lighting ceremony. 01:09:12.900 --> 01:09:15.770 I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight. 01:09:16.610 --> 01:09:19.060 How about coming for dinner at five? 01:09:19.240 --> 01:09:20.560 Let's say six? 01:09:21.740 --> 01:09:22.520 Five. 01:09:22.620 --> 01:09:24.070 Five. You and me. 01:09:31.750 --> 01:09:34.870 The tree lights up and then I push the button. 01:09:35.210 --> 01:09:36.370 Wait, wait. 01:09:36.550 --> 01:09:39.500 I push the button, then the tree lights up. 01:09:41.810 --> 01:09:43.260 Who are you? 01:09:43.810 --> 01:09:45.300 Talent scout. 01:09:45.980 --> 01:09:47.250 Come in. 01:09:47.810 --> 01:09:50.890 I don't just light trees. I'm an actress as well. 01:09:53.320 --> 01:09:56.230 What is that thing? A camera or something? 01:09:56.910 --> 01:09:58.230 Say, "Cheese! " 01:09:59.990 --> 01:10:00.980 Cheese. 01:10:12.670 --> 01:10:13.920 Thanks, Alfred. 01:10:15.850 --> 01:10:18.090 I'm sure he's wonderful company... 01:10:18.260 --> 01:10:22.010 ...but doesn't the "gold-plated-bachelor" bit get a little stale? 01:10:23.270 --> 01:10:26.600 A lot like the "lonely-secretary" syndrome, I guess. 01:10:27.190 --> 01:10:29.020 Executive Assistant. 01:10:29.280 --> 01:10:30.270 Sorry. 01:10:33.620 --> 01:10:34.940 Secretary. 01:10:39.460 --> 01:10:41.030 Any girlfriend? 01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:45.040 Sure. 01:10:46.300 --> 01:10:48.330 You mean, as in serious? 01:10:49.630 --> 01:10:51.500 No. Had one, didn't work. 01:10:51.890 --> 01:10:54.000 What went wrong? Hang on! 01:10:54.220 --> 01:10:55.630 I think I know! 01:10:56.140 --> 01:10:57.800 You kept things from her. 01:10:57.890 --> 01:10:59.510 I told her everything. 01:11:00.730 --> 01:11:02.390 The truth frightened her? 01:11:02.480 --> 01:11:04.470 There are two truths... 01:11:06.320 --> 01:11:07.640 ...you know? 01:11:07.990 --> 01:11:11.400 She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble... 01:11:12.740 --> 01:11:14.320 ...reconciling them. 01:11:18.330 --> 01:11:19.580 Vicki thought... 01:11:19.670 --> 01:11:20.660 Vicki? 01:11:21.840 --> 01:11:23.660 Ice skater or stewardess? 01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:28.170 No, she was a photojournalist. 01:11:29.430 --> 01:11:31.420 Was Vicki right about your... 01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:33.420 ...difficulty with duality? 01:11:37.440 --> 01:11:38.680 You see... 01:11:39.610 --> 01:11:41.640 ...if I say yes, then... 01:11:43.360 --> 01:11:45.520 ...you'll think of me as a... 01:11:45.700 --> 01:11:48.480 ...Norman Bates, a Ted Bundy type and... 01:11:56.880 --> 01:11:58.870 You might not let me kiss you. 01:12:01.720 --> 01:12:05.040 It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. 01:12:05.220 --> 01:12:08.380 Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed. 01:12:48.520 --> 01:12:49.850 I can't do that. 01:12:50.020 --> 01:12:51.260 Neither can I. 01:12:51.400 --> 01:12:55.020 This is a special bulletin. The Ice Princess has been kidnapped. 01:12:56.110 --> 01:13:00.320 Can you confirm reports of Batman's suspected involvement in the abduction? 01:13:01.370 --> 01:13:04.110 The evidence is purely circumstantial. 01:13:04.500 --> 01:13:09.080 This was found, stained with blood, in the missing girl's dressing room. 01:13:10.670 --> 01:13:13.070 - I must go. - No, it's your house. 01:13:13.510 --> 01:13:17.040 Hold on. Just sit for a second and relax. I'll be right back. 01:13:27.820 --> 01:13:30.020 I've got to go to the plaza. 01:13:30.200 --> 01:13:33.480 - He is begging me to show. - I hoped you'd snub him. 01:13:33.660 --> 01:13:37.230 I can't. There's been a kidnapping. Here's what I want you to do. 01:13:37.330 --> 01:13:38.320 Shit! 01:13:42.170 --> 01:13:45.330 Tell Selina, Ms. Kyle, I had to go out of town. 01:13:46.550 --> 01:13:50.120 Tell her that a big business deal came up... You know what? 01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:54.250 Let her know, not in some kind of dumb, "be-my-girlfriend" way... 01:13:54.350 --> 01:13:56.170 I'll relay the message. 01:14:01.190 --> 01:14:03.810 Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that... 01:14:04.190 --> 01:14:05.600 Bruce, yes... 01:14:06.900 --> 01:14:08.770 Would you tell him... 01:14:09.030 --> 01:14:12.360 ...l've been going through... a lot of changes and... 01:14:14.370 --> 01:14:15.820 Just that... 01:14:16.040 --> 01:14:18.030 ...this is not a rejection... 01:14:18.540 --> 01:14:20.240 ...my abruptly leaving. 01:14:20.380 --> 01:14:22.780 In fact, he makes me feel the way... 01:14:23.380 --> 01:14:25.210 ...I hope I really am. 01:14:26.930 --> 01:14:30.550 Could you just make up a sonnet or... a dirty limerick? 01:14:31.220 --> 01:14:33.380 One has just sprung to mind. 01:14:34.730 --> 01:14:36.260 This way, ma'am. 01:15:37.510 --> 01:15:39.080 Ladies and Gentlemen. 01:15:39.350 --> 01:15:41.880 Please, may I have your attention? 01:15:44.270 --> 01:15:46.550 I know that to many of you... 01:15:46.850 --> 01:15:49.930 ...Gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days. 01:15:50.610 --> 01:15:53.170 But I want you to know your elected officials... 01:15:53.280 --> 01:15:55.350 ...and your police department... 01:15:55.450 --> 01:15:58.010 ...have the situation well in hand. 01:16:58.520 --> 01:16:59.590 Got to hurry. 01:16:59.690 --> 01:17:00.600 Thank you. 01:17:00.690 --> 01:17:02.510 It was set up to look like I did it. 01:17:02.610 --> 01:17:06.230 I'll tell the police I was kidnapped by an ugly birdman with fish breath. 01:17:06.320 --> 01:17:07.980 Did somebody say fish? 01:17:08.240 --> 01:17:10.400 I haven't been fed all day. 01:17:11.240 --> 01:17:12.610 Eat floor. 01:17:14.160 --> 01:17:15.320 High fiber. 01:17:16.500 --> 01:17:17.820 Hey, stud... 01:17:18.000 --> 01:17:21.240 ...I thought we had something together. - We do. 01:17:37.230 --> 01:17:39.140 Got to go. Girl talk. 01:18:07.560 --> 01:18:11.220 She let me go. I think 'cause I reasoned with her, girl-to-girl. 01:18:13.020 --> 01:18:15.060 Be careful. Don't move. 01:18:17.400 --> 01:18:18.770 Lawn dart! 01:18:22.870 --> 01:18:25.070 Rats with wings, do your thing. 01:18:31.590 --> 01:18:33.410 Batman pushed the Princess! 01:18:49.070 --> 01:18:50.340 Hold your fire! 01:19:05.380 --> 01:19:07.770 You're catnip to a girl like me. 01:19:09.050 --> 01:19:10.790 Handsome, dazed... 01:19:12.220 --> 01:19:13.960 ...and to die for. 01:19:21.890 --> 01:19:24.380 Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. 01:19:25.150 --> 01:19:26.640 But a kiss... 01:19:26.980 --> 01:19:29.550 ...can be even deadlier if you mean it. 01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:41.910 You're the second man who's killed me this week. 01:19:42.080 --> 01:19:44.080 But I've got seven lives left. 01:19:44.250 --> 01:19:45.700 I tried to save you... 01:19:45.800 --> 01:19:48.960 Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead. 01:19:49.340 --> 01:19:51.170 Or deeply resentful. 01:19:52.180 --> 01:19:54.090 Maybe you should retire. 01:20:17.080 --> 01:20:18.240 Damn. 01:20:53.420 --> 01:20:54.870 Outstanding! 01:20:55.590 --> 01:20:57.910 You're Beauty and the Beast... 01:20:58.420 --> 01:21:01.210 ...in one luscious Christmas gift pack. 01:21:02.430 --> 01:21:04.830 You said you'd scare the Ice Princess. 01:21:04.930 --> 01:21:07.090 She looked pretty scared to me. 01:21:09.440 --> 01:21:11.260 A touch of the bubbly? 01:21:15.190 --> 01:21:17.270 So what are we waiting for? 01:21:17.490 --> 01:21:20.100 Let's consummate our fiendish union. 01:21:20.950 --> 01:21:22.110 What? 01:21:22.620 --> 01:21:24.070 Oh, come on. 01:21:24.620 --> 01:21:26.200 Can't you picture? 01:21:26.370 --> 01:21:28.530 It's dark in the mayor's mansion. 01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:32.160 I'm bushed, so here you come into the bedroom... 01:21:33.380 --> 01:21:35.460 ...twitching your little tail... 01:21:35.630 --> 01:21:38.960 ...my slippers in one hand, a dry martini in the other. 01:21:39.220 --> 01:21:40.290 Please. 01:21:40.810 --> 01:21:42.920 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. 01:21:43.020 --> 01:21:47.340 You lousy minx! I should have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! 01:21:47.980 --> 01:21:50.460 I don't think I like you anymore! 01:21:58.490 --> 01:22:00.530 Good-bye, my unintended. 01:22:01.040 --> 01:22:02.310 Go to heaven. 01:23:02.020 --> 01:23:03.210 There he is! 01:23:05.860 --> 01:23:07.600 Don't adjust your sets. 01:23:07.820 --> 01:23:09.100 Welcome... 01:23:09.370 --> 01:23:12.440 ...to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. 01:23:13.830 --> 01:23:16.230 Gentlemen, start your screaming. 01:23:50.370 --> 01:23:54.490 This may be a bad time to mention it, but my license has expired! 01:24:11.690 --> 01:24:12.680 Relax. 01:24:12.940 --> 01:24:17.350 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham! 01:25:04.330 --> 01:25:08.410 You must admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 01:25:28.650 --> 01:25:31.020 Helpless old lady at 12:00 high! 01:26:08.490 --> 01:26:09.730 That's funny. 01:26:18.500 --> 01:26:20.240 Now I'm a little worried. 01:26:47.160 --> 01:26:49.030 So he survived. Why worry? 01:26:49.200 --> 01:26:52.950 He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control! 01:26:53.840 --> 01:26:57.250 Listen to them. They've lost faith in old symbols. 01:26:57.880 --> 01:27:00.870 They're ready to bond with you, the icon of the future. 01:27:00.970 --> 01:27:02.880 If it works, don't fix it. 01:27:03.140 --> 01:27:05.590 We'll celebrate tonight at my annual ball. 01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:07.670 Shreck and Cobblepot... 01:27:08.310 --> 01:27:10.430 ...the visionary alliance. 01:27:30.170 --> 01:27:31.990 When it came time... 01:27:32.340 --> 01:27:35.290 ...to ensure the safety of our fair city... 01:27:36.840 --> 01:27:39.130 ...did the mayor have a plan? 01:27:40.010 --> 01:27:41.090 No! 01:27:42.600 --> 01:27:44.380 He relied on a man. 01:27:46.350 --> 01:27:47.680 A Batman. 01:27:48.690 --> 01:27:51.600 A ticking time-bomb of a costumed freak... 01:27:53.030 --> 01:27:56.020 Our prime concern is this ghastly grotesque. 01:27:56.700 --> 01:27:59.860 But let's not forget about repairing the Batmobile. 01:28:00.120 --> 01:28:02.070 There's security to consider. 01:28:02.370 --> 01:28:05.320 We can't just take it to any old body shop. 01:28:06.460 --> 01:28:07.540 Security? 01:28:07.800 --> 01:28:10.040 Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? 01:28:10.130 --> 01:28:14.460 I'm working, I turn around and there she is. "Hi, Vick. Come on in." 01:28:23.900 --> 01:28:26.180 - Ready? - I'll take the stairs. 01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:50.790 You ask... am I up here for personal glory? 01:28:53.350 --> 01:28:54.420 No. 01:29:07.370 --> 01:29:10.110 The glory that I yearn to recapture... 01:29:11.370 --> 01:29:13.490 ...is the glory of Gotham! 01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:33.930 How can this be accomplished? 01:29:36.360 --> 01:29:37.680 I know... 01:29:37.900 --> 01:29:39.930 ...you're all concerned. 01:29:42.410 --> 01:29:43.590 Relax. 01:29:44.240 --> 01:29:48.650 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham. 01:29:56.130 --> 01:29:57.700 I didn't say that. 01:30:00.090 --> 01:30:03.170 You must admit I played this stinking city... 01:30:04.260 --> 01:30:06.340 ...like a harp from hell! 01:30:08.100 --> 01:30:09.510 You must admit... 01:30:09.690 --> 01:30:13.180 ...I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 01:31:06.590 --> 01:31:10.500 Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech? 01:31:34.490 --> 01:31:35.940 There he is! 01:32:07.530 --> 01:32:08.900 My babies. 01:32:10.200 --> 01:32:11.860 Did you miss me? 01:32:25.890 --> 01:32:27.540 Did you miss me? 01:32:29.220 --> 01:32:31.090 Great speech, Oswald. 01:32:32.350 --> 01:32:34.260 My name is not Oswald! 01:32:34.900 --> 01:32:36.390 It's Penguin! 01:32:36.690 --> 01:32:38.680 I am not a human being! 01:32:39.070 --> 01:32:41.390 I am an animal. Cold-blooded! 01:32:42.860 --> 01:32:44.440 Crank the A.C.! 01:32:44.660 --> 01:32:47.440 Where are my lists? Bring me the names! 01:32:48.500 --> 01:32:49.860 It's time. 01:32:50.250 --> 01:32:54.020 These are the names of the first-born sons of Gotham City. 01:32:54.670 --> 01:32:56.330 Just like I was. 01:32:56.760 --> 01:32:59.750 And like me, a terrible fate waits for them. 01:33:01.590 --> 01:33:04.300 Tonight, while their parents party... 01:33:04.930 --> 01:33:07.260 ...they'll be dreaming away... 01:33:07.690 --> 01:33:09.760 ...in their safe cribs... 01:33:10.020 --> 01:33:11.890 ...their soft beds... 01:33:12.270 --> 01:33:14.430 ...and we'll snatch them... 01:33:14.610 --> 01:33:16.600 ...carry them into the sewer... 01:33:16.780 --> 01:33:20.060 ...and toss them into a deep, dark, watery grave. 01:33:22.120 --> 01:33:23.280 Penguin? 01:33:24.040 --> 01:33:26.280 Killing sleeping children... 01:33:26.620 --> 01:33:28.370 ...isn't that a little... 01:33:38.640 --> 01:33:40.210 No, it's a lot. 01:33:50.190 --> 01:33:51.520 A reminder. 01:33:51.690 --> 01:33:55.690 Tonight is that loathsome party hosted by the odious Mr. Shreck. 01:33:56.030 --> 01:33:58.860 May we RSVP in the resoundingly negative? 01:33:59.580 --> 01:34:00.850 Not interested. 01:34:03.040 --> 01:34:04.280 Although... 01:34:06.630 --> 01:34:08.700 ...Selina Kyle might be there. 01:34:31.990 --> 01:34:33.730 Ingenious costume. 01:34:34.160 --> 01:34:35.650 Let me guess. 01:34:35.830 --> 01:34:37.820 Trust-fund goody-goody? 01:34:39.170 --> 01:34:40.570 Feeling good? 01:34:41.590 --> 01:34:45.000 You almost made a monster the mayor of Gotham City. 01:34:45.420 --> 01:34:47.750 I am the light of this city... 01:34:48.090 --> 01:34:50.580 ...and I am its mean, twisted soul. 01:34:51.010 --> 01:34:52.750 Does it matter who's mayor? 01:34:52.850 --> 01:34:54.040 It does to me. 01:34:54.430 --> 01:34:55.590 Yawn. 01:35:33.900 --> 01:35:36.300 I'm sorry about yesterday, but I had... 01:35:36.440 --> 01:35:39.890 ...a pretty big deal come through. Fall through, actually. 01:35:40.070 --> 01:35:42.940 It's okay. I had to go home and feed my cat. 01:35:51.920 --> 01:35:53.580 No hard feelings then? 01:35:56.090 --> 01:35:57.500 Actually... 01:35:59.630 --> 01:36:01.540 ...semi-hard, I'd say. 01:36:07.770 --> 01:36:11.260 There's a big, comfy California King over in Bedding. 01:36:12.820 --> 01:36:14.470 Why don't we... 01:36:15.610 --> 01:36:17.480 Take off our costumes? 01:36:20.990 --> 01:36:23.150 I'm tired of wearing masks. 01:36:24.000 --> 01:36:25.240 Me too. 01:36:26.670 --> 01:36:28.410 Let me ask you something. 01:36:29.670 --> 01:36:31.370 Why'd you come tonight? 01:36:32.010 --> 01:36:34.000 - You first. - To see you. 01:36:36.470 --> 01:36:37.460 Lovely. 01:36:39.140 --> 01:36:42.380 I wish I could say the same, but I came for Max. 01:36:45.350 --> 01:36:46.970 Do you mean you... 01:36:47.310 --> 01:36:48.680 Not you and Max? 01:36:50.150 --> 01:36:51.560 Me and Max? 01:36:58.160 --> 01:36:59.900 No. This and Max. 01:37:03.170 --> 01:37:07.290 Don't tell me killing Max won't solve anything, because it will. 01:37:08.380 --> 01:37:11.710 Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron... 01:37:11.880 --> 01:37:14.790 ...coming out on top when he should be six feet under? 01:37:14.890 --> 01:37:19.050 You may have problems with your boss, but who do you think you are? 01:37:22.060 --> 01:37:24.310 I don't know anymore, Bruce. 01:37:38.830 --> 01:37:40.990 A kiss under the mistletoe. 01:37:44.260 --> 01:37:46.410 "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." 01:37:46.510 --> 01:37:48.750 "But a kiss can be even deadlier... 01:37:51.260 --> 01:37:52.800 "...if you mean it." 01:38:03.110 --> 01:38:04.520 Oh, my God. 01:38:05.450 --> 01:38:07.980 Does this mean we have to start fighting? 01:38:09.030 --> 01:38:10.610 Let's go outside. 01:38:46.490 --> 01:38:48.570 - Are you okay? - I'm all right. 01:38:56.760 --> 01:38:58.660 You didn't invite me... 01:38:58.930 --> 01:39:00.580 ...so I crashed! 01:39:04.140 --> 01:39:05.210 What do you want? 01:39:05.310 --> 01:39:07.130 Right now, my troops... 01:39:07.390 --> 01:39:09.640 ...are fanning out across town... 01:39:09.900 --> 01:39:11.720 ...for your children! 01:39:12.020 --> 01:39:13.010 Yes! 01:39:13.190 --> 01:39:15.270 For your first-born sons! 01:39:16.030 --> 01:39:18.900 The ones you left defenseless at home... 01:39:19.200 --> 01:39:21.520 ...so you could dress up like jerks... 01:39:21.620 --> 01:39:23.740 ...get juiced and dance... 01:39:24.540 --> 01:39:25.860 ...badly! 01:39:30.460 --> 01:39:32.450 I've personally come... 01:39:33.050 --> 01:39:35.420 ...for Gotham's favorite son... 01:39:35.630 --> 01:39:37.420 ...Mr. Chip Shreck. 01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:41.340 You're coming with me, you Great White Dope... 01:39:42.310 --> 01:39:44.630 ...to die, way down in the sewer! 01:39:45.310 --> 01:39:49.090 Not Chip. If you have any human feeling, take me instead. 01:39:51.400 --> 01:39:53.100 I don't. So, no! 01:39:53.570 --> 01:39:54.840 I'm the one you want. 01:39:54.950 --> 01:39:58.440 Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you? 01:39:59.000 --> 01:40:01.070 Isn't it Max, not Chip... 01:40:01.670 --> 01:40:05.160 ...you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage? 01:40:10.170 --> 01:40:11.920 Okay, you got a point. 01:40:12.260 --> 01:40:15.000 I'll let the little prince live, for now. 01:40:15.260 --> 01:40:16.450 In the duck! 01:40:43.960 --> 01:40:46.120 This is going to be good... 01:40:46.880 --> 01:40:50.630 ...to cut down a whole crop of Gotham's most promising... 01:40:51.720 --> 01:40:53.380 ...before their prime. 01:40:55.730 --> 01:40:58.290 You ask me... how do I lure them in? 01:41:02.440 --> 01:41:04.810 A little "Pied Penguin" action. 01:41:07.410 --> 01:41:09.890 And you get to watch them sink... 01:41:10.750 --> 01:41:12.570 ...into a deep puddle... 01:41:12.750 --> 01:41:15.280 ...of your industrial by-products. 01:41:16.130 --> 01:41:17.230 Then... 01:41:17.460 --> 01:41:19.080 ...you join them. 01:41:52.960 --> 01:41:55.530 Hurry up and get those kids loaded. 01:42:05.140 --> 01:42:07.130 Right this way, kiddies. 01:42:07.690 --> 01:42:09.180 Come with me. 01:42:25.670 --> 01:42:27.990 So where are all the children? 01:42:32.010 --> 01:42:33.330 "Dear Penguin: 01:42:33.550 --> 01:42:36.670 "The children regret they're unable to attend. 01:42:37.220 --> 01:42:38.540 "Batman! " 01:42:52.070 --> 01:42:53.850 My dear penguins... 01:42:55.240 --> 01:42:57.720 ...we stand on a great threshold! 01:42:59.200 --> 01:43:01.200 It's okay to be scared! 01:43:01.870 --> 01:43:04.360 Many of you won't be coming back. 01:43:04.750 --> 01:43:06.540 Thanks to Batman... 01:43:07.210 --> 01:43:09.040 ...the time has come... 01:43:09.260 --> 01:43:11.660 ...to punish all God's children! 01:43:13.180 --> 01:43:16.050 First-, second-, third- And fourth-born! 01:43:16.850 --> 01:43:18.380 Why be biased? 01:43:18.690 --> 01:43:20.340 Male and female! 01:43:21.100 --> 01:43:23.350 Hell, the sexes are equal... 01:43:24.270 --> 01:43:26.520 ...with their erogenous zones... 01:43:26.690 --> 01:43:28.440 ...blown sky-high! 01:43:31.370 --> 01:43:32.520 Forward... 01:43:33.870 --> 01:43:35.030 ...march! 01:43:35.450 --> 01:43:37.610 The liberation of Gotham... 01:43:38.790 --> 01:43:40.280 ...has begun! 01:44:25.430 --> 01:44:27.750 The penguins are moving above ground. 01:44:53.130 --> 01:44:54.620 Penguin army... 01:44:54.800 --> 01:44:58.120 ...approaching launch destination at Gotham Plaza. 01:44:59.470 --> 01:45:01.590 One minute until ignition. 01:45:02.140 --> 01:45:04.420 They wouldn't put me on a pedestal... 01:45:04.600 --> 01:45:07.000 ...so I'm laying them on a slab! 01:45:08.270 --> 01:45:11.010 Penguins seem to be converging on Gotham Plaza. 01:45:34.260 --> 01:45:36.380 Thirty seconds until ignition. 01:45:38.350 --> 01:45:40.880 Estimated casualties after launch: 01:45:42.020 --> 01:45:43.590 100,000 people. 01:45:47.020 --> 01:45:49.810 The penguins have reached Gotham Square. 01:46:09.220 --> 01:46:11.210 Fifteen seconds to ignition. 01:46:13.800 --> 01:46:15.500 Ready when you are, sir. 01:46:18.310 --> 01:46:20.050 I've got the coordinates. 01:46:27.900 --> 01:46:29.600 Let's turn them around. 01:46:38.170 --> 01:46:39.660 Something is wrong. 01:46:41.420 --> 01:46:43.500 Something has jammed the signal. 01:46:53.770 --> 01:46:56.140 They seem to be turning around. 01:47:27.220 --> 01:47:30.090 There is also something coming this way. 01:47:31.060 --> 01:47:33.050 Very large. Very fast. 01:47:49.330 --> 01:47:50.660 Who's there? 01:47:57.930 --> 01:48:00.250 I'm homing in on the signal's origin. 01:49:16.310 --> 01:49:19.380 You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak... 01:49:19.730 --> 01:49:21.970 ...and you have to wear a mask! 01:49:22.230 --> 01:49:23.890 You might be right. 01:49:26.490 --> 01:49:30.430 But what it all comes down to is: Who's holding the umbrella? 01:49:56.940 --> 01:49:58.300 My babies! 01:51:35.010 --> 01:51:39.340 I don't know what you want, but I can get it with a minimum of fuss. 01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:42.680 Money. 01:51:43.020 --> 01:51:44.010 Jewels. 01:51:44.310 --> 01:51:46.300 A very big ball of string. 01:51:50.780 --> 01:51:52.440 Your blood, Max. 01:51:52.660 --> 01:51:54.230 I gave at the office. 01:51:54.660 --> 01:51:56.820 A half-pint. I'm talking gallons. 01:51:57.200 --> 01:51:58.650 Let's make a deal! 01:51:58.830 --> 01:52:00.950 Other than my blood, what can I do? 01:52:01.040 --> 01:52:03.320 Sorry, Max. A die for a die. 01:52:14.560 --> 01:52:16.920 You're not just saving a life... 01:52:17.060 --> 01:52:19.090 Shut up. You're going to jail. 01:52:19.810 --> 01:52:24.060 Don't be naive. The law doesn't apply to people like him... or us. 01:52:24.650 --> 01:52:26.230 Wrong on both counts. 01:52:36.330 --> 01:52:37.490 Why do this? 01:52:41.500 --> 01:52:43.660 Let's just take him to the police. 01:52:45.260 --> 01:52:46.960 Then we can go home... 01:52:48.180 --> 01:52:49.340 ...together. 01:52:55.400 --> 01:52:56.470 Selina... 01:52:59.690 --> 01:53:01.350 ...don't you see? 01:53:02.490 --> 01:53:03.760 We're the same. 01:53:06.200 --> 01:53:07.610 We're the same. 01:53:09.330 --> 01:53:10.400 Split... 01:53:10.830 --> 01:53:12.320 ...down the center. 01:53:33.900 --> 01:53:35.140 Please. 01:53:36.400 --> 01:53:37.560 Bruce... 01:53:38.400 --> 01:53:41.560 ...I would love to live with you in your castle... 01:53:44.080 --> 01:53:46.820 ...forever, just like in a fairy tale. 01:53:52.590 --> 01:53:56.360 I just couldn't live with myself. Don't pretend this is a happy ending. 01:53:59.090 --> 01:54:00.340 Selina Kyle. 01:54:01.850 --> 01:54:03.260 You're fired. 01:54:03.680 --> 01:54:05.260 And Bruce Wayne... 01:54:05.770 --> 01:54:07.590 ...why are you dressed up like Batman? 01:54:07.690 --> 01:54:10.090 Because he is Batman, you moron! 01:54:11.480 --> 01:54:12.560 Was. 01:54:15.150 --> 01:54:16.100 Don't. 01:54:16.280 --> 01:54:19.900 You killed me, the Penguin killed me, Batman killed me. 01:54:20.450 --> 01:54:23.490 Three lives down. Got enough to finish me off? 01:54:23.580 --> 01:54:25.110 One way to find out. 01:54:28.710 --> 01:54:29.700 Four. 01:54:29.960 --> 01:54:31.120 Five. 01:54:34.590 --> 01:54:35.780 Still alive! 01:54:45.480 --> 01:54:46.560 Six. 01:54:46.730 --> 01:54:47.810 Seven. 01:54:48.030 --> 01:54:50.270 All good girls go to heaven. 01:54:56.740 --> 01:54:58.320 Two lives left. 01:55:00.580 --> 01:55:03.060 I'll save one for next Christmas. 01:55:05.500 --> 01:55:07.410 But in the meantime... 01:55:09.260 --> 01:55:11.420 ...how about a kiss, Santie Claus? 01:56:42.620 --> 01:56:43.770 Shit! 01:56:44.120 --> 01:56:45.940 I picked a cute one. 01:56:49.460 --> 01:56:51.530 The heat's getting to me. 01:56:52.460 --> 01:56:54.700 I'll murder you momentarily. 01:56:57.010 --> 01:56:58.460 But first... 01:56:59.220 --> 01:57:01.290 ...I need a cool drink... 01:57:02.010 --> 01:57:03.670 ...of ice water. 01:58:45.720 --> 01:58:47.040 Stop the car. 02:00:08.060 --> 02:00:09.720 Come what may... 02:00:10.150 --> 02:00:12.140 ...Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne! 02:00:13.150 --> 02:00:14.890 Merry Christmas, Alfred! 02:00:16.660 --> 02:00:18.310 Goodwill toward men. 02:00:21.000 --> 02:00:22.240 And women. 02:00:22.264 --> 02:00:42.264 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.