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Michael?

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What are you doing out here, son?
It's after midnight.

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MICHAEL:
Couldn't sleep, Pops.

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Well, neither can we,
with all that noise you're making.

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Come on, let's go inside.

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Just one more shot?

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[CHUCKLES]

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All right. Just one.

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Yeah.

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[JAMES CHUCKLES]

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That's good. Shoot it again.

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Getting pretty good, son.
Go ahead, shoot till you miss.

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You think if I can get good enough,
I can go to college?

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Hey...

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...if you get good enough,
you can do anything you want to, Michael.

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I want to play at North Carolina.

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That's a real fine school.
Real fine school.

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You can get a first-class education there.

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I want to play on a championship team.

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Then I want to play in the NBA.

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[CHUCKLING]
All right, let's slow down, son.

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Don't you think you ought
to get a little sleep first?

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- And once I've done all that...
- Uh-huh.

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...I want to play baseball,
just like you, Dad.

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Baseball. Now, that's a sport.

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And when you're finished with that,
I suppose you're gonna fly, huh?

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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MICHAEL:
I just feel at this particular time...

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...that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of
my basketball career and I must retire.

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[MURMURING]

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The one good thing that comes out of this
is that my father had the opportunity...

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...to see me play my last basketball game,
and that means a lot to me.

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MALE REPORTER:
What are you gonna do now?

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Well, I've never really told anybody this,
except for one person, and, uh...

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But I think I'm gonna go play
professional baseball.

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[MURMURING]

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- What position will you play?
- I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.

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I think that would be kind of hard for me
to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield.

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[SCREAMING]

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KID:
Woo-hoo!

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Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks.

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Don't bring me here anymore, all right?

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- Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?

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Did you hear him? Did you hear him?
That little brat is right.

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I've told you, if I've told you once...

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...I told you a thousand, thousand,
thousand, thousand times.

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We need new attractions.

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- Right.
- New ones.

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Uh-huh.

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- Get it?
- Big, shiny new things, yeah.

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- Absolutely, sir.
- Look at me. Look at me and listen.

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The customer is always right.

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[SCREAMS]

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BOTH: Right.
- The customer is always right.

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BUPKUS:
Exactly.

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Always.

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[GROANS]

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ALL:
Right.

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- Okay, we need something...
NAWT: My bad.

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We need something...

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[YELLS]

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...nutty.
- Nutty.

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- Something wacky.
NAWT: Wacky.

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We need something, something...
Something... We need something...

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Looney? Oops.

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Looney. Thank you.

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Looney?

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I'm an elk. Shoot me.

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Yes. Looney. Yes.

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Now you're talking.
Looney. Looney. That's it.

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That's the word I was looking for.
Looney.

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- Get the Looney Tunes.
- Looney Tunes!

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- Bring them here.
BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.

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They're from Earth.
What if they can't come?

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What did you say?
What if they can't come?

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- Make them.
- Cool.

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Make them. Ha-ha-ha.

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CREATURES:
We're gonna go get them. Yeah. All right.

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UMPIRE:
Strike!

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Looks good in that uniform.

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Looks great. Can't teach that.

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Can't teach it.

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Thanks for autographing that basketball
for my kid. I'm a hero now.

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No problem. Happy to do it, man.

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Let's go!

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Curve ball. Don't swing.

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Don't swing.

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UMPIRE:
Ball!

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Fastball, outside corner. Swing.

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Strike!

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CATCHER:
That was your pitch.

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I know, I missed it.

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Don't worry. I'll get you another one.

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Podolak. Podolak, come here.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to...

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- Come here.
- Yes, sir?

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Make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want
him to be the happiest player in the world.

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The happiest.

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Slider. Don't swing.

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Strike three!

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I told you not to swing.

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I couldn't help it.

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I understand. Hey, nice talking to you.

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[ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE"]

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We're not worried. We're not worried.

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PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike.
PLAYER 2: Good hustle.

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Good cut, Michael. Good cut.

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That was a strikeout, Mike?
Good-looking strikeout. Real good.

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You look good when you strike out.
When I strike out, it looks nasty, man.

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At least you look good, man.
Good-looking.

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[GRUNTING]

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Hi, Mr. Jordan.

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Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak...

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[YELLS]

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[STAN GROANING]

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Oh, jeez.

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- You all right? That was a nasty fall.
- Yeah.

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Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan.
I'm the Barons' new publicist.

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I'm here to make your life easier.
Want me to drive you somewhere?

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Want me to pick up your laundry,
babysit your kids? I will do it.

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I am here to personally guarantee
that no one will ever bother you.

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[CROWD GASPING AND MURMURING]

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What was that?

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Hang on.

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- Hanging on.
- Hanging on.

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BLANKO:
Are we there yet?

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[YELLING]

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- Bombastic.
- Cool.

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[GUNSHOTS]

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ELMER:
All right, you irascible bunny.

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Come back here, you screwy rodent.

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I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks,
after I finish with nature boy here.

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All right, you pesky rabbit.
I've got you now.

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Ouch!

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Hmm.

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One small step for moi...

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One giant leap for Moron Mountain.

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[SCREAMS]

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And one whopper headache for
Elmer Fudd.

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Diminutive, ain't they?

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- We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
- Yeah, Bugs Bunny.

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- Have you seen him?
- Where is this guy?

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BLANKO:
Is he around?

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Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny.

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Say, does he have, uh,
great big long ears?

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- Like this?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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And does he hop around like this?

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- Yeah.
- Well, uh...

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...does he say, "What's up, doc?"
Like this:

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- Eh, what's up, doc?
- Yeah!

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Nope. Never heard of him.

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[ALL SIGHS]

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You know, maybe there is no intelligent life
out there in the universe after all.

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[HUMMING]

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POUND:
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.

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BANG:
Hey, what do you think we are, stupid?

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Don't move a muscle.

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Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals.

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- We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha.
NAWT: Move it, mister.

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Totally. All right.
So, like, where are we going?

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Are we there yet?

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STAN: Sorry it took so long.
MICHAEL: Don't worry.

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STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MICHAEL: Hold up, right here.

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STAN: What, here?
MICHAEL: Yes.

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Thanks for the ride, Sherm.
Appreciate it.

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- It's Stan, Mike.
- Sorry.

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But you can call me Sherm if you want to.
I've followed your whole career.

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- You're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.
- Stan, Stan, Stan.

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How do I get out?
The door doesn't work.

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- I'm sorry. I forgot... It's a classic.
- Oh, yeah.

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It's a classic, but it's got a few
peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.

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A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man.
You need to get that checked.

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[GROWLING]

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Thanks for the ride.

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Oh.

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Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house.

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That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?

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It's a nice house.

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If you need anything done
around the house, I'd be happy...

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- Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.
- Anything you need.

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- You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.
- Sure.

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Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay?
So I don't need the ride.

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But thanks, though.

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Too conspicuous?

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Yeah.

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[CHUCKLES]

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- All right. All right.
- Thanks, though.

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- Tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.

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[BARKS]

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Come on, dog. No, not today.

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[GRUNTS]

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Dog, get off me. Your breath.

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- Mr. Jordan, are you okay?
- Get off of me!

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Get off of him, Charles.

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- Bad dog. Git.
- Get off of him.

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- Get off me, Charles.
- Get off of him before I cook you.

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Come on, come on.
Come on, baby. Come on.

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[CHATTERING AND CHEERING]

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Get out of the car!

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Good game.

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Hey, Jeff, you okay?

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- How was your game?
JEFF: I don't want to talk.

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- Hi, Dad.
JASMINE: Hey, hey.

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PASSENGERS:
Michael!

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- Daddy, Daddy!
- How you doing?

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JUANITA: Hey.
MICHAEL: Hey.

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- Ooh. You're all covered with drool, baby.
- That's your dog.

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- What's wrong with Jeff?
- He went two for five...

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...lost 32 points in his average.
- Is that all?

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Yeah, so that puts him at like a.685
or something.

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He's batting what?

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Mm.
Smells good in here. What you cooking?

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HOUSEKEEPER: Chicken.
- Chicken and what?

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- Chicken and collard greens.
- Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight.

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[HOUSEKEEPER CHUCKLES]

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Is everything okay?

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I stunk up the place.
I hope this baseball thing was a good idea.

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It was another career day for Michael Jordan
at Barons Field this afternoon.

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Let's face it. This baseball...

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What are you guys watching?

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- Today he had three strikeouts.
- Is this the only thing on TV?

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- That brings his batting average down...
- What's up with this?

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...to an anemic.214,
which is also his weight.

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Baseball bat?
Get this guy a tennis racquet.

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Did everyone get mad at you?

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No. Worse.
Everyone was real nice about it.

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Michael, I know golf is your sport,
but not here.

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I think you should open up
your stance a little.

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It might make you more aggressive
at the plate.

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- You think so? I'll try to remember that.
- Watching this hurts me more than you.

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What are you guys doing
watching this stuff? It's bad for you.

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There you go. Road Runner. Beep, beep.

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[ROAD RUNNER BEEPS]

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Oh. Stop this cartoon.

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[PORKY PANTING]

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We've got an emergency
Cartoon Character Union Meeting to go to.

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Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses.

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Dang. Where'd they go?

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- Stop the music. Top duck coming through.
FOGHORN: Hey!

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Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even
get himself wet around here.

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So, what's the big emergency?

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Uh, these little guys would like to make
an announcement. Here you go, shorty.

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- Go.
- All right, all right.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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You, all of you, are now our prisoners.

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[LAUGHING]

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TUNE:
We're in big trouble now.

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We are taking you to our theme park
in outer space.

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- No fooling.
- Where you'll be our slaves.

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And placed on display for the amusement
of our paying customers.

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Oh, fear clutches my breast.

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[LAUGHING]

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We ain't going nowheres.

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Eh, not so fast, doc.

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You just can't turn us into slaves.
That would be bad.

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You've gotta give us a chance
to defend ourselves.

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- Oh, yeah? Who says?
NAWT: Says who?

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BUPKUS: Why?
- Just a sec.

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- There. Read them and weep.
- What's this?

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"Give them a chance
to defend themselves."

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Aw. Do we have to?

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- It's in the rule book.
- It is.

00:19:38.636 --> 00:19:40.804
Okay. It is in the rule book.

00:19:40.972 --> 00:19:42.055
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

00:19:42.223 --> 00:19:44.432
We have to confer.

00:19:46.936 --> 00:19:52.440
All right, troops. It is for us to choose
a battlefield that affords us...

00:19:52.608 --> 00:19:54.234
Oh, I got it.

00:19:54.402 --> 00:19:56.903
Yes, Private Porkster?

00:19:57.071 --> 00:19:59.948
How about we challenge them to a...

00:20:00.950 --> 00:20:02.659
...spelling bee?
- Say...

00:20:02.827 --> 00:20:04.953
...we could have a bowling tournament.

00:20:05.121 --> 00:20:06.162
[CHUCKLES]

00:20:06.330 --> 00:20:08.290
Suffering succotash.

00:20:08.457 --> 00:20:10.292
What's wrong with all of you?

00:20:10.459 --> 00:20:11.960
I say we get a ladder...

00:20:12.128 --> 00:20:14.421
...wait till the old lady's out of the room...

00:20:14.589 --> 00:20:17.465
...then grab that little bird.

00:20:17.633 --> 00:20:21.011
Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly.

00:20:21.178 --> 00:20:24.848
Okay, let's analyze the competition.

00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:30.979
Now, uh, what are we looking at here?
We got a small race of invading aliens.

00:20:31.147 --> 00:20:34.399
Small arms. Short legs.

00:20:34.567 --> 00:20:36.151
Not very fast.

00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:38.069
Tiny little guys.

00:20:38.237 --> 00:20:40.614
Can't jump high.

00:20:40.823 --> 00:20:42.699
ALL:
Ah.

00:20:45.286 --> 00:20:48.914
We challenge you to a basketball game.

00:20:49.081 --> 00:20:51.124
All right. Basketball it is.

00:20:51.292 --> 00:20:53.001
- Basketball.
- Basketball.

00:20:53.169 --> 00:20:55.420
- Boy, oh, boy.
- All right.

00:20:55.588 --> 00:20:56.630
What is basketball?

00:20:56.797 --> 00:20:57.839
- What's that?
- Beats me.

00:20:58.007 --> 00:20:59.507
We didn't have that in school.

00:20:59.675 --> 00:21:02.344
- Lights.
FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry.

00:21:02.511 --> 00:21:04.512
Hey! Down in front.

00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:06.806
NARRATOR:
An exhilarating team sport...

00:21:06.974 --> 00:21:11.561
...currently growing rapidly in popularity
is basketball.

00:21:11.729 --> 00:21:16.524
Unlike football and baseball,
only five men can play on a team.

00:21:16.692 --> 00:21:21.363
It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game
that requires quick wits...

00:21:21.530 --> 00:21:23.865
...and even faster reflexes.

00:21:24.408 --> 00:21:26.868
Here's how it's done
in the professional ranks...

00:21:27.036 --> 00:21:32.540
...the National Basketball Association,
featuring the best players in the world.

00:21:32.708 --> 00:21:36.419
- The best players in the world.
- The best.

00:21:36.712 --> 00:21:38.630
[HORNS HONKING]

00:21:53.104 --> 00:21:54.896
[CROWD BOOS]

00:21:56.273 --> 00:21:58.441
POUND:
Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.

00:21:58.609 --> 00:22:00.068
NAWT:
Excuse me.

00:22:00.945 --> 00:22:02.570
BUPKUS:
Ow. Get your feet out of my nose.

00:22:02.738 --> 00:22:04.739
BANG:
Quiet, they're looking.

00:22:04.907 --> 00:22:08.243
NAWT:
Hey, it's basketball.

00:22:08.411 --> 00:22:10.787
BANG: Where?
BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?

00:22:13.207 --> 00:22:14.624
[CROWD CHEERS]

00:22:14.792 --> 00:22:15.875
NAWT: Hey, hey!
POUND: What?

00:22:16.043 --> 00:22:17.877
NAWT: She's looking again.
BUPKUS: Close it up.

00:22:18.045 --> 00:22:19.462
- Tightly.
- Aah.

00:22:19.630 --> 00:22:21.172
POUND:
You poked me again.

00:22:21.674 --> 00:22:22.757
[NERDLUCKS GRUNTING]

00:22:22.925 --> 00:22:24.009
- Sweetheart?
- What?

00:22:24.176 --> 00:22:27.262
- I thought you'd get better seats.
- This is as good as I could get.

00:22:27.430 --> 00:22:30.682
This guy next to me is doing something
very weird in his raincoat.

00:22:30.850 --> 00:22:33.893
Honey, will you just let me watch the game?
Barkley's killing us.

00:22:34.270 --> 00:22:36.479
Hey, someone's killing someone.

00:22:36.647 --> 00:22:38.356
No. Seriously?

00:22:38.733 --> 00:22:41.067
POUND: Wow, a killer.
BANG: Let me see.

00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:44.988
There. That's him, the killer.

00:22:46.991 --> 00:22:48.158
He's big.

00:22:48.325 --> 00:22:50.076
He's good.

00:22:50.244 --> 00:22:51.453
He's mine.

00:22:51.620 --> 00:22:53.997
NAWT: Okay, go get him.
POUND: Yeah.

00:23:07.303 --> 00:23:11.514
Get back on defense.
Let's go. Get back on defense, man.

00:23:13.059 --> 00:23:14.809
[CROWD CHEERS]

00:23:16.729 --> 00:23:18.730
What are you doing?

00:23:26.530 --> 00:23:28.239
Time out. Call time out.

00:23:28.407 --> 00:23:29.449
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

00:23:29.617 --> 00:23:32.160
What's wrong with you, man?
You're killing us.

00:23:32.328 --> 00:23:34.996
- Let him in. Open up.
- Open.

00:23:35.164 --> 00:23:37.874
BUPKUS:
Wow. He did it.

00:23:38.042 --> 00:23:40.627
I got it. I got his talent.

00:23:40.795 --> 00:23:42.045
- All right.
- Super.

00:23:42.213 --> 00:23:45.131
- Sit down, Chuck.
- Man, I'm fine. I am fine.

00:23:45.299 --> 00:23:47.092
No, no. I played you too many minutes.

00:23:47.259 --> 00:23:50.053
- But I'm not tired.
- Go get the doctor.

00:23:59.188 --> 00:24:00.939
- What's up, man? You all right?
- Yeah.

00:24:01.107 --> 00:24:02.816
You sure?

00:24:03.609 --> 00:24:07.070
Come on, we're okay.
You're okay. Come on, let's go.

00:24:12.827 --> 00:24:15.036
Come on, Patrick. It's showtime.

00:24:16.288 --> 00:24:17.664
MAN:
What's wrong with him?

00:24:24.630 --> 00:24:26.047
Popcorn...

00:24:26.340 --> 00:24:27.632
In a shocking development...

00:24:27.800 --> 00:24:31.553
...five NBA players have been placed
on the disabled list in the last 24 hours...

00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:34.013
...all suffering from the same
mysterious ailment.

00:24:34.181 --> 00:24:35.765
- Yeah? Hmm.
- Whatever this mystery is...

00:24:35.933 --> 00:24:39.519
...it affects the player's coordination.
- I'll be home in a couple days.

00:24:39.687 --> 00:24:41.938
- Watch Patrick Ewing.
- Put your mom on the phone.

00:24:43.566 --> 00:24:46.401
- It wasn't just in New York.
- Hey, baby. How you doing?

00:24:46.569 --> 00:24:50.321
- Check out the highlights.
- You watching TV?

00:24:52.324 --> 00:24:53.741
What the hell is going on?

00:24:53.909 --> 00:24:58.663
- You gonna be all right?
- I'm ready, coach. All right.

00:24:59.290 --> 00:25:01.291
Looks like I retired just in time.

00:25:01.458 --> 00:25:03.084
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

00:25:03.252 --> 00:25:07.922
All right, baby, gotta go.
I'll call you later, okay? Love you. Bye.

00:25:08.090 --> 00:25:09.132
It's open!

00:25:09.633 --> 00:25:12.719
Come on, it's game time.
Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes.

00:25:12.887 --> 00:25:16.347
Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade
and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way.

00:25:16.515 --> 00:25:18.892
Now we take you live
to the Forum in Los Angeles...

00:25:19.059 --> 00:25:21.394
...where the Lakers are refusing
to take the court.

00:25:21.562 --> 00:25:23.313
[CHATTERING]

00:25:24.231 --> 00:25:25.315
Guys, we gotta get dressed.

00:25:25.482 --> 00:25:29.277
We got a game in five minutes.
I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here.

00:25:29.445 --> 00:25:31.529
- No, we can't go in the locker room.
- Oh, man.

00:25:31.697 --> 00:25:34.908
You heard what happened to Barkley
and Ewing. There's germs in there.

00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:38.203
Cedric, that was in New York,
3000 miles away.

00:25:38.370 --> 00:25:40.997
Bacteria can travel faster
than the speed of light.

00:25:41.165 --> 00:25:44.292
- It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
PLAYER: Yeah, could be.

00:25:44.460 --> 00:25:46.836
All right. Dress in the hallway.

00:25:47.129 --> 00:25:49.380
PLAYERS:
Okay.

00:25:52.092 --> 00:25:57.180
Okay, okay, now, which one of you maroons
has ever played basketball before?

00:25:57.348 --> 00:26:01.768
I have, coach. And there's an important
strategic question I need to ask you.

00:26:01.936 --> 00:26:03.144
Yes, yes?

00:26:06.899 --> 00:26:10.318
What do you think? I'm kind of partial
to purple and gold, myself.

00:26:10.486 --> 00:26:12.987
It goes better with my coloring.
A one, two, three, four.

00:26:13.155 --> 00:26:15.615
Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy.

00:26:15.783 --> 00:26:20.495
The little aliens say it's their turn
to, uh, use the court.

00:26:20.663 --> 00:26:23.915
Sure, let the little pipsqueaks
knock themselves out.

00:26:24.083 --> 00:26:27.001
Too bad you can't practice
getting taller, boys.

00:26:27.169 --> 00:26:28.586
[TUNES LAUGHING]

00:26:28.754 --> 00:26:29.963
[THUNDER CRASHES]

00:26:34.802 --> 00:26:36.844
BUPKUS: Whoa!
NAWT: Ah!

00:26:50.067 --> 00:26:51.109
[YELLS]

00:26:56.824 --> 00:26:58.825
[GROWLS AND CHUCKLES]

00:26:59.576 --> 00:27:00.743
[ROARS]

00:27:05.833 --> 00:27:07.166
[CHUCKLING]

00:27:07.334 --> 00:27:08.584
Hey, little pig.

00:27:09.712 --> 00:27:11.671
- Boo.
- Aah!

00:27:13.048 --> 00:27:14.966
I wet myself.

00:27:15.134 --> 00:27:16.884
[MONSTARS CHUCKLING]

00:27:17.970 --> 00:27:21.014
Time to play a little basketball.

00:27:25.394 --> 00:27:28.271
Those little pipsqueaks
just turned into superstars.

00:27:28.439 --> 00:27:31.065
They're monsters.

00:27:31.233 --> 00:27:33.109
Suffering succotash.

00:27:33.277 --> 00:27:35.361
They're Monstars.

00:27:37.406 --> 00:27:39.574
Bye-bye.

00:27:42.077 --> 00:27:45.121
Eh,
I think we might need a little bit of help.

00:27:45.414 --> 00:27:46.456
[BILL SIGHS]

00:27:46.623 --> 00:27:48.583
BILL:
A hundred and seventy-five yards.

00:27:48.751 --> 00:27:52.920
Okay, little fella.
You my friend or are you my enemy?

00:27:53.088 --> 00:27:55.673
You are my friend, right?
You are my ally.

00:27:56.675 --> 00:27:59.427
You are my associate,
my personal assistant.

00:27:59.595 --> 00:28:02.889
You are my weapon. You are leaving.

00:28:04.350 --> 00:28:07.310
- Great shot.
- Nice shot, Mr. Murray.

00:28:12.358 --> 00:28:14.150
MICHAEL:
You can stop posing now.

00:28:14.318 --> 00:28:15.693
[CHUCKLES]

00:28:16.904 --> 00:28:18.780
- Good try.
- Not bad, not bad.

00:28:18.947 --> 00:28:21.032
BILL: Something for you to shoot at.
- Hit it good.

00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.076
Do my best.

00:28:24.453 --> 00:28:26.120
It was a good shot.

00:28:26.288 --> 00:28:28.164
Yeah, I know.

00:28:28.332 --> 00:28:29.791
Mike, I gotta ask you something.

00:28:29.958 --> 00:28:31.584
The NBA has to face reality.

00:28:31.752 --> 00:28:33.878
What's happening to these players
is serious.

00:28:34.046 --> 00:28:36.714
They're gonna need new players
with talent.

00:28:36.882 --> 00:28:40.968
Guys who are skilled, but never really
thought about a professional career before.

00:28:42.554 --> 00:28:44.138
You think I got a shot?

00:28:46.141 --> 00:28:47.558
- Come on, really?
- No.

00:28:47.726 --> 00:28:51.229
- Don't kid me.
- Listen. It's a man's game.

00:28:51.605 --> 00:28:53.689
- You can't play.
- What if I tried really hard?

00:28:53.857 --> 00:28:55.900
Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball.

00:28:56.193 --> 00:28:57.944
It's because I'm white, isn't it?

00:28:58.112 --> 00:29:00.279
No. Larry's white. So what?

00:29:00.447 --> 00:29:03.991
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.

00:29:05.369 --> 00:29:06.994
- Good shot, Larry.
STAN: That's nice.

00:29:07.162 --> 00:29:09.038
Get inside his ball.

00:29:09.331 --> 00:29:10.415
STAN:
Whoa.

00:29:10.582 --> 00:29:12.208
LARRY:
You clowns can't beat that.

00:29:12.376 --> 00:29:14.460
- My best shot ever.
- You haven't played long.

00:29:14.628 --> 00:29:15.670
A Hall-of-Fame shot.

00:29:15.838 --> 00:29:18.089
- Really nice shot, Mr. Bird.
LARRY: Larry, please.

00:29:18.257 --> 00:29:20.508
- Nice shot, Mr. Larry.
- Nice shot, Larry.

00:29:20.676 --> 00:29:22.427
You can do this.

00:29:22.594 --> 00:29:24.846
Don't be nervous. You can do this.

00:29:25.013 --> 00:29:27.807
Larry, you feel that the NBA
has to face reality, don't you?

00:29:27.975 --> 00:29:31.310
Gotta look for more dominant players
in places they never looked before.

00:29:31.478 --> 00:29:34.230
Just look at the ball.
Visualize where you want it to go.

00:29:34.398 --> 00:29:37.525
- Right, right, right.
- Be the ball. Be the ball.

00:29:37.693 --> 00:29:38.943
Get off the tee.

00:29:39.111 --> 00:29:40.903
You can't jump.

00:29:42.406 --> 00:29:43.823
I... Yeah, go on.

00:29:44.533 --> 00:29:46.993
- Close to the pin?
BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner?

00:29:47.161 --> 00:29:49.454
LARRY: Sounds good.
BILL: I'll go close to the pin.

00:29:49.621 --> 00:29:51.706
- Okay, cool.
- I'll take some of that.

00:29:54.168 --> 00:29:55.334
BILL:
That's not bad.

00:29:56.003 --> 00:29:57.211
LARRY:
Good shot.

00:29:57.379 --> 00:29:59.130
Get down.

00:30:00.048 --> 00:30:02.216
MICHAEL:
Look at that. Look at that spin.

00:30:13.270 --> 00:30:14.562
Come on.

00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:18.191
It is alive.

00:30:21.236 --> 00:30:26.115
Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes!

00:30:26.617 --> 00:30:27.658
BILL:
Oh.

00:30:27.826 --> 00:30:30.328
LARRY: Don't say it.
STAN: Never seen one of these before.

00:30:30.496 --> 00:30:34.499
Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.

00:30:34.666 --> 00:30:37.335
BILL: That's his ball too.
- Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.

00:30:37.503 --> 00:30:39.337
- Let me get a picture.
- You guys are jealous.

00:30:39.505 --> 00:30:43.966
All right, here we go. Now, you gotta smile.
Reach in for the ball and then smile, okay?

00:30:44.134 --> 00:30:45.843
- Yes.
- And you think, "This is good."

00:30:46.011 --> 00:30:47.470
MICHAEL: Just take the picture.
- Okay.

00:30:57.606 --> 00:30:59.273
- What kind of camera is that?
- Just...

00:30:59.441 --> 00:31:01.359
Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap.

00:31:01.527 --> 00:31:03.486
- I didn't do anything.
- Where did he go?

00:31:03.654 --> 00:31:05.571
[YELLING]

00:31:08.242 --> 00:31:09.742
Hey!

00:31:10.327 --> 00:31:13.037
No, no, no!

00:31:22.673 --> 00:31:24.423
[BIRDS TWITTERING]

00:31:24.967 --> 00:31:28.469
Oh, uh, look out for that first step,
doc, it's a real lulu.

00:31:29.096 --> 00:31:30.137
Bugs Bunny?

00:31:30.305 --> 00:31:32.431
Eh, you were expecting
maybe the Easter Bunny?

00:31:33.100 --> 00:31:35.518
- You're a cartoon. You're not real.
- Not real, eh?

00:31:35.686 --> 00:31:37.979
If I weren't real, could I do this?

00:31:41.024 --> 00:31:42.441
Ugh.

00:31:42.609 --> 00:31:44.235
Oh, look. Is that Michael?

00:31:44.403 --> 00:31:46.070
It's Michael.

00:31:46.238 --> 00:31:47.655
GRANNY:
It's Air Jordan.

00:31:48.657 --> 00:31:50.449
Basketball.

00:31:50.617 --> 00:31:52.660
Ooh. I tought I taw...

00:31:53.078 --> 00:31:56.372
I did. I did see Michael Jordan.

00:31:56.540 --> 00:32:00.626
Pardon me, Mr. Jordan.
Uh, can I have your auto...?

00:32:00.794 --> 00:32:02.169
Your John Hancock, please?

00:32:02.337 --> 00:32:04.463
Back off. Let the doctor take a look.

00:32:07.426 --> 00:32:09.427
- A little high.
- No.

00:32:09.595 --> 00:32:10.761
Going down.

00:32:10.929 --> 00:32:12.680
No!

00:32:15.517 --> 00:32:17.476
[CHATTERING]

00:32:17.894 --> 00:32:21.022
So, what do you say we go
for a little spin?

00:32:23.859 --> 00:32:27.069
Hmm.
Now, let's see what we got inside here.

00:32:27.237 --> 00:32:29.280
[YODELS]

00:32:29.448 --> 00:32:31.115
DAFFY:
Say "ah."

00:32:33.035 --> 00:32:35.578
All right. He's okay.

00:32:37.080 --> 00:32:40.750
- What's going on here?
- Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask.

00:32:41.251 --> 00:32:45.254
These aliens from outer space want
to make us slaves in their theme park.

00:32:45.422 --> 00:32:46.881
What do we care? They're little.

00:32:47.049 --> 00:32:49.258
So we challenged them
to a basketball game.

00:32:49.426 --> 00:32:52.345
But then they show up
and they ain't so little. They're huge.

00:32:52.512 --> 00:32:55.806
We need to beat these guys,
because they're talking about slavery.

00:32:55.974 --> 00:32:59.852
They'll make us do stand-up comedy,
the same jokes every night for all eternity.

00:33:00.020 --> 00:33:03.397
We'll be locked up like wild animals
and then trotted out to perform...

00:33:03.565 --> 00:33:07.693
...for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed,
fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens.

00:33:07.861 --> 00:33:10.488
Uh, what I'm trying to say is...

00:33:10.656 --> 00:33:12.948
...we need your help!

00:33:13.700 --> 00:33:15.409
Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.

00:33:15.577 --> 00:33:19.830
Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor.

00:33:23.043 --> 00:33:27.838
Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak.

00:33:28.006 --> 00:33:30.675
Uh, look,
I need you to come out now, okay?

00:33:30.842 --> 00:33:32.968
Because you got a baseball game
tomorrow.

00:33:33.136 --> 00:33:36.931
And I'd look pretty stupid
if you don't show up.

00:33:37.099 --> 00:33:39.767
Think Michael's all right?
I hate to leave him like this.

00:33:39.935 --> 00:33:44.063
I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to
get away from that Stan character.

00:33:44.231 --> 00:33:46.357
- God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
- Yeah.

00:33:46.525 --> 00:33:48.359
I'm gonna give us both twos back there.

00:33:48.527 --> 00:33:50.778
We weren't in any kind of
emotional state to putt.

00:33:50.946 --> 00:33:52.697
- I think that's fair.
- Yeah.

00:33:52.864 --> 00:33:57.284
Now, if Mike is gone,
the NBA is gonna need some new people.

00:33:57.452 --> 00:33:58.744
There's room at the top.

00:33:58.912 --> 00:34:01.706
An exciting guy who could maybe
even perform at half-time.

00:34:01.873 --> 00:34:04.667
You still tight with David Stern?
A phone call from you...

00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:08.754
Look, I want to help, but I haven't
played basketball in a long time.

00:34:08.922 --> 00:34:11.298
- My timing's all off.
- Eh, we'll fix your timing.

00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:13.467
Look at our facilities.

00:34:13.635 --> 00:34:15.970
We've got hoops.

00:34:16.138 --> 00:34:17.805
ELMER:
We got weights.

00:34:18.306 --> 00:34:21.058
We've got balls. Whoa!

00:34:21.226 --> 00:34:23.394
You sure do. This place is a mess.

00:34:23.562 --> 00:34:26.063
Mess?
You're worried about a little mess?

00:34:26.231 --> 00:34:29.483
There's nothing here
a little spit shine wouldn't fix.

00:34:29.651 --> 00:34:31.902
- Spit shine!
- Spit shine!

00:34:50.756 --> 00:34:52.381
Lemony-fresh.

00:34:52.549 --> 00:34:54.258
You guys are nuts.

00:34:54.426 --> 00:34:57.470
Correction: We're Looney Tunes.

00:34:57.637 --> 00:35:03.350
And as such are the exclusive property
and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc.

00:35:04.019 --> 00:35:05.770
[RUMBLING]

00:35:08.023 --> 00:35:09.982
[GROWLING]

00:35:11.693 --> 00:35:13.527
I'm here.

00:35:14.321 --> 00:35:16.322
Me too.

00:35:17.073 --> 00:35:18.616
That hurt.

00:35:18.784 --> 00:35:20.743
[GROWLING]

00:35:21.077 --> 00:35:22.119
Who are these guys?

00:35:22.287 --> 00:35:26.916
Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens
I told you about?

00:35:27.083 --> 00:35:28.292
Oh.

00:35:28.460 --> 00:35:32.296
You heard of the Dream Team?
Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy-man.

00:35:32.464 --> 00:35:34.381
- Wussy-man.
- Wussy-man?

00:35:34.549 --> 00:35:37.843
We're the Monstars. M-O-N... Um...

00:35:38.011 --> 00:35:40.554
Let's see what you got, chump.

00:35:41.681 --> 00:35:43.307
I don't play basketball anymore.

00:35:43.475 --> 00:35:45.935
"I don't play basketball anymore."

00:35:46.102 --> 00:35:47.144
[LAUGHING]

00:35:47.312 --> 00:35:49.230
Maybe you're chicken.

00:35:49.397 --> 00:35:50.689
[MIMICS CHICKEN]

00:35:50.857 --> 00:35:53.526
I say, I resemble that remark.

00:35:53.693 --> 00:35:54.735
You calling me chicken?

00:35:54.903 --> 00:35:56.529
Hey. Come here.

00:36:00.742 --> 00:36:02.618
Here you go. Take him.

00:36:03.161 --> 00:36:06.205
Watch the footwork. Can you believe it?

00:36:07.415 --> 00:36:10.417
Get out of the way.

00:36:10.585 --> 00:36:12.211
[YELLING]

00:36:13.839 --> 00:36:17.675
POUND:
Hey, everybody. Look at your hero now.

00:36:17.843 --> 00:36:19.593
[MONSTARS LAUGHING]

00:36:21.930 --> 00:36:23.681
You guys are making a big mistake.

00:36:23.849 --> 00:36:27.142
You're all washed up, baldy.

00:36:27.310 --> 00:36:28.435
Baldy?

00:36:28.603 --> 00:36:29.979
He is not washed up.

00:36:30.146 --> 00:36:31.939
- Michael's the greatest ever.
- Shut up.

00:36:32.232 --> 00:36:33.858
Ooh.

00:36:34.025 --> 00:36:35.442
[TWEETY WHIMPERING]

00:36:36.695 --> 00:36:38.821
TWEETY:
My poor little cranium.

00:36:38.989 --> 00:36:42.408
- You okay?
- Yeah, are you okay?

00:36:42.576 --> 00:36:43.617
Whoops.

00:36:43.785 --> 00:36:47.496
You're not scared of them,
are you, Michael?

00:36:56.882 --> 00:36:59.133
- Let's play some basketball.
TUNES: Yeah.

00:37:02.554 --> 00:37:05.598
PLAYER:
Yeah, serve her! Come on! Rebound!

00:37:21.072 --> 00:37:23.991
You're...
You're Charles Barkley.

00:37:25.702 --> 00:37:28.662
Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry.

00:37:28.830 --> 00:37:31.040
Look. It's Charles Barkley.

00:37:31.207 --> 00:37:32.249
Hey, can I play?

00:37:32.417 --> 00:37:34.001
[GIRLS CHATTERING]

00:37:58.818 --> 00:38:00.611
You're not Charles Barkley.

00:38:00.779 --> 00:38:02.780
Just a wannabe who looks like him.

00:38:03.823 --> 00:38:06.283
Sorry. Break out.

00:38:06.451 --> 00:38:08.953
You shouldn't even be here. Be gone.

00:38:09.704 --> 00:38:11.664
Wannabe. Be gone.

00:38:11.915 --> 00:38:13.666
DOCTOR:
Just a few more tests, gentlemen.

00:38:13.833 --> 00:38:18.379
Electrolyte levels, glucose,
CBCs, RBCs, etcetera.

00:38:18.546 --> 00:38:20.756
And we've scheduled a 12-lead
stress test...

00:38:20.924 --> 00:38:24.635
...and neurological battery
to include EEG, reflex tests...

00:38:25.136 --> 00:38:30.307
And this girl, 5-feet-nothing,
blocked my shot.

00:38:30.475 --> 00:38:32.977
When did you first start having
this dream?

00:38:33.144 --> 00:38:35.813
It wasn't a dream. It really happened.

00:38:36.564 --> 00:38:37.982
[BEEPING]

00:38:38.483 --> 00:38:42.903
And it climbed up my back
and into my brain.

00:38:43.071 --> 00:38:46.991
Are there any other areas
besides basketball...

00:38:47.158 --> 00:38:52.204
...where you find yourself
unable to perform?

00:38:54.708 --> 00:38:56.959
- No.
- Just asking.

00:38:59.963 --> 00:39:04.133
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd,
x-rayed, laser beamed...

00:39:04.300 --> 00:39:06.468
I promise I'll never swear again.

00:39:06.636 --> 00:39:08.595
I'll never get another technical.

00:39:08.763 --> 00:39:09.930
I'll never trash-talk.

00:39:10.098 --> 00:39:11.306
I've got other skills.

00:39:11.474 --> 00:39:14.018
- I could go back and work on the farm.
- Really?

00:39:14.185 --> 00:39:17.646
Or maybe I could go back to the jungle
and be a missionary again.

00:39:17.814 --> 00:39:20.816
What are you saying?
That I'm trying to disobey my mama?

00:39:20.984 --> 00:39:22.776
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.

00:39:22.944 --> 00:39:24.069
But I love my mama.

00:39:24.237 --> 00:39:26.280
Still can't find anything wrong with us.

00:39:26.448 --> 00:39:28.115
Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us.

00:39:28.283 --> 00:39:30.534
That's right, Muggs.
Maybe it's just in our head.

00:39:30.702 --> 00:39:33.245
We're fine.
It's just some psychosomatic deal.

00:39:33.413 --> 00:39:36.081
Or something to do with the moon,
or the alignment of the planet.

00:39:37.542 --> 00:39:39.293
I'll never go out with Madonna again.

00:39:39.544 --> 00:39:41.378
[GRUNTING AND PANTING]

00:39:43.882 --> 00:39:45.382
What are you doing?

00:39:45.550 --> 00:39:48.802
- I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.
- Oh.

00:39:50.680 --> 00:39:53.098
He's fixing a divot!

00:40:06.613 --> 00:40:14.787
[BEEPS]

00:40:22.921 --> 00:40:25.255
Has anyone here ever played basketball?

00:40:25.423 --> 00:40:27.508
Um, I have.

00:40:28.343 --> 00:40:29.968
I'd like to try out for the team.

00:40:31.012 --> 00:40:33.972
- Hey.
- Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.

00:40:34.140 --> 00:40:36.934
- Lola?
- Ha, ha. Yes.

00:40:37.102 --> 00:40:40.854
Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs.

00:40:41.022 --> 00:40:43.524
Ahem. You want to play a little
one-on-one, doll?

00:40:44.067 --> 00:40:45.651
- "Doll"?
- Uh-huh.

00:40:45.819 --> 00:40:50.280
- On the court, Bugs.
- Sure.

00:40:50.448 --> 00:40:51.532
Ooh. She's hot.

00:40:51.699 --> 00:40:52.741
[SIZZLES]

00:40:52.909 --> 00:40:54.743
There she goes.

00:40:54.911 --> 00:40:57.788
- Ready?
- Yes.

00:40:58.873 --> 00:41:00.749
I got it. I got it.

00:41:03.545 --> 00:41:05.003
That girl's got some skills.

00:41:06.881 --> 00:41:08.298
Yes?

00:41:11.136 --> 00:41:14.680
Don't ever call me "doll."

00:41:15.557 --> 00:41:17.182
Check.

00:41:19.227 --> 00:41:21.645
Hey, nice playing with you.

00:41:21.813 --> 00:41:22.855
Very smooth.

00:41:23.022 --> 00:41:26.024
Ah, she's obviously nuts about me.

00:41:26.192 --> 00:41:27.234
Obviously.

00:41:27.402 --> 00:41:28.443
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

00:41:28.611 --> 00:41:30.237
MICHAEL:
Okay. Where's the ball?

00:41:31.865 --> 00:41:33.157
Let's do some drills.

00:41:33.324 --> 00:41:34.825
[TUNES CHATTERING]

00:41:38.913 --> 00:41:40.956
Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?

00:41:41.124 --> 00:41:43.417
Uh, sneakers?

00:41:47.255 --> 00:41:49.131
- Sorry.
- Someone has to go to my house...

00:41:49.299 --> 00:41:52.217
...and pick up my basketball gear.
- To your house?

00:41:52.385 --> 00:41:54.178
- In 3-D land?
MICHAEL: Yeah.

00:41:54.345 --> 00:41:56.430
Whatever you do...

00:41:56.598 --> 00:41:58.599
...don't forget my North Carolina shorts.

00:41:58.766 --> 00:42:01.435
Your shorts? From college?

00:42:01.603 --> 00:42:04.438
I wore them under my Chicago Bulls
uniform every game.

00:42:05.815 --> 00:42:07.941
Hey. I washed them after every game.

00:42:08.109 --> 00:42:09.276
- Yeah.
- Sure.

00:42:09.444 --> 00:42:10.819
- I did.
- Gross.

00:42:12.447 --> 00:42:15.115
DAFFY:
The view back here stinks.

00:42:15.283 --> 00:42:16.825
BUGS: Whoa.
DAFFY: What?

00:42:16.993 --> 00:42:18.994
BUGS:
We're right in front of Michael's house.

00:42:19.162 --> 00:42:20.621
DAFFY:
I knew that.

00:42:20.788 --> 00:42:23.498
BUGS:
Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.

00:42:23.666 --> 00:42:26.168
DAFFY:
I say, let's go in that way.

00:42:27.295 --> 00:42:30.214
BUGS:
He just never learns.

00:42:31.799 --> 00:42:33.467
DAFFY:
Now, let me see.

00:42:33.635 --> 00:42:38.055
I must be very, very close.

00:42:38.765 --> 00:42:40.057
[GROWLS]

00:42:40.225 --> 00:42:41.391
Mother.

00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:43.518
[DOG BARKING AND DAFFY YELLING]

00:42:43.686 --> 00:42:45.646
[BUGS HUMMING]

00:42:47.273 --> 00:42:49.191
Nice digs.

00:42:49.359 --> 00:42:50.901
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

00:42:51.694 --> 00:42:55.614
Well, well. I wonder who that could be.

00:42:57.283 --> 00:43:00.369
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

00:43:00.536 --> 00:43:03.538
Shh. Everyone's sleeping.

00:43:03.706 --> 00:43:05.707
- I knew that.
- Come on, come on.

00:43:05.875 --> 00:43:08.043
We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.

00:43:09.712 --> 00:43:12.172
Nope. Nothing in here.

00:43:12.882 --> 00:43:16.343
Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set.

00:43:16.511 --> 00:43:19.054
Uh-uh. Not here.

00:43:19.222 --> 00:43:20.639
Let's look upstairs.

00:43:20.807 --> 00:43:22.933
Yes, oh, fearless leader.

00:43:23.768 --> 00:43:27.229
So he needs his special underwear.

00:43:27.397 --> 00:43:29.022
Oh. Shh.

00:43:29.190 --> 00:43:32.067
Sorry.
You think she's got enough toys?

00:43:32.235 --> 00:43:36.280
BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know all
those mugs and t-shirts and lunch boxes...

00:43:36.447 --> 00:43:38.490
...with our pictures on them?
- Yeah.

00:43:38.658 --> 00:43:40.784
BUGS: You, uh, ever see any money
from all that stuff?

00:43:40.952 --> 00:43:43.620
DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent.
BUGS: Hmm. Me neither.

00:43:43.788 --> 00:43:44.955
DAFFY:
It's a crying shame.

00:43:45.123 --> 00:43:48.250
We gotta get new agents.
We're getting screwed.

00:43:48.418 --> 00:43:49.960
BUGS:
We have found the trophy room.

00:43:50.128 --> 00:43:52.045
Now spread out and search the place.

00:43:52.213 --> 00:43:55.382
Yes, sahib. Oh, brother.

00:43:55.550 --> 00:43:58.760
Here I am, in the peak of my form
playing second banana...

00:43:58.928 --> 00:44:01.555
...to some sort of a harebrain.
- Yap, yap, yap. Hmm.

00:44:01.723 --> 00:44:04.308
This could be useful. Aha.

00:44:04.726 --> 00:44:06.268
If this were a union job, I...

00:44:07.061 --> 00:44:08.312
That's very nice.

00:44:09.439 --> 00:44:11.356
Oh, one of his shoes.

00:44:16.571 --> 00:44:18.071
Where is that other shoe?

00:44:19.949 --> 00:44:21.825
Where are you?

00:44:22.660 --> 00:44:24.077
Eureka!

00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:26.663
Come to Papa.

00:44:26.831 --> 00:44:28.582
[BUGS GRUNTING]

00:44:29.667 --> 00:44:33.003
- Oops.
- What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy.

00:44:34.422 --> 00:44:36.798
- Catch, feather head.
- Thanks.

00:44:40.595 --> 00:44:44.848
- Well, time to go.
- Did we get everything?

00:44:45.016 --> 00:44:47.309
- The shorts.
- The shorts.

00:44:47.477 --> 00:44:49.436
BUGS:
In there?

00:44:49.604 --> 00:44:51.521
Okay, I'll check.

00:44:52.940 --> 00:44:54.358
[GROWLS]

00:44:55.777 --> 00:44:57.819
I found the shorts.

00:44:58.613 --> 00:45:00.197
[DAFFY YELLS]

00:45:02.075 --> 00:45:04.409
The pain.

00:45:04.786 --> 00:45:07.996
- I'm right behind you, pal.
- Uh, that's none too reassuring.

00:45:08.164 --> 00:45:10.582
Nice puppy. How's about a bone?

00:45:11.584 --> 00:45:14.836
- No dice.
- What about a nice holiday ham?

00:45:15.004 --> 00:45:17.964
- He ain't buying it. Can't we talk this over?
- Down, Beethoven.

00:45:18.132 --> 00:45:20.592
Ooh. The kids are here.

00:45:23.096 --> 00:45:25.389
Give it to me, Charles.

00:45:28.476 --> 00:45:30.852
- Here you go, Bugs.
- Thanks, kid.

00:45:31.145 --> 00:45:32.187
Shoo. Shoo.

00:45:32.355 --> 00:45:33.397
[WHIMPERS]

00:45:33.564 --> 00:45:39.319
Bad dog. That is the last time
I'm ever working with dogs or children.

00:45:39.487 --> 00:45:41.780
- Bye-bye.
- Hey, where you going?

00:45:41.948 --> 00:45:45.492
Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have
a big basketball game coming up...

00:45:45.660 --> 00:45:49.121
...and, uh, your dad's gonna play.
- All right.

00:45:49.288 --> 00:45:51.540
Yeah. But don't tell anybody.

00:45:52.583 --> 00:45:53.875
[DOOR CLOSES]

00:45:54.168 --> 00:45:55.836
[PSYCHIC HUMMING]

00:46:08.349 --> 00:46:10.350
I see aliens.

00:46:10.518 --> 00:46:13.895
Little aliens from outer space.

00:46:14.063 --> 00:46:17.107
They forced their way inside your bodies.

00:46:17.275 --> 00:46:22.696
They need your talent
to win a basketball game against...

00:46:22.864 --> 00:46:24.739
...Bugs Bunny.
PATRICK [WHISPERS]: Bugs Bunny?

00:46:24.907 --> 00:46:31.163
I also see Michael Jordan
being sucked down a golf hole...

00:46:31.330 --> 00:46:32.831
...by furry creatures.

00:46:32.999 --> 00:46:36.209
- That's it. We're out of here.
- We're leaving now.

00:46:36.377 --> 00:46:39.421
- Let's try some acupuncture.
- Good idea. Bye.

00:46:39.714 --> 00:46:42.382
STAN:
This is it. This is it.

00:46:42.550 --> 00:46:45.343
I don't know where you are, Michael,
but wherever you are...

00:46:45.511 --> 00:46:49.055
...you obviously enjoy being there
more than spending time with me.

00:46:49.223 --> 00:46:52.726
You better hope this Jordan character
still know how to play hoops.

00:46:52.894 --> 00:46:54.728
BUGS:
You and me both, brother.

00:46:54.896 --> 00:46:57.939
DAFFY:
Listen, how is this for a new team name:

00:46:58.107 --> 00:47:00.525
- The Ducks.
BUGS: Please.

00:47:00.693 --> 00:47:04.404
What kind of Mickey Mouse organization
would name their team the Ducks?

00:47:04.572 --> 00:47:07.407
DAFFY:
So sue me. It's just a suggestion.

00:47:07.575 --> 00:47:09.242
[BUGS HUMMING]

00:47:12.205 --> 00:47:13.580
You're doing it.

00:47:13.748 --> 00:47:14.915
You're becoming mighty.

00:47:15.082 --> 00:47:17.792
- Go!
PORKY: Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.

00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:20.128
I don't hear it. What is it?

00:47:20.713 --> 00:47:22.881
FOGHORN: Come on.
- Come on.

00:47:23.883 --> 00:47:26.384
- Eh, guys?
ALL: Yes?

00:47:26.552 --> 00:47:30.013
Look who's finally ready to play.

00:47:36.687 --> 00:47:38.522
Let's see if I remember how to do this.

00:47:45.571 --> 00:47:46.863
Nice.

00:48:06.259 --> 00:48:07.592
[CLAPPING]

00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.302
[CHUCKLES]

00:48:09.804 --> 00:48:10.929
Michael!

00:48:13.224 --> 00:48:16.434
Is it really you? Oh!

00:48:16.602 --> 00:48:21.856
Thank God you're all right.
Oh! I was so worried.

00:48:22.024 --> 00:48:24.651
Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.

00:48:24.819 --> 00:48:26.278
- Sorry.
- What are you doing here?

00:48:26.445 --> 00:48:28.697
I gotta take you back.
You got baseball practice.

00:48:28.864 --> 00:48:32.450
I can't. I'm helping my friends
in their basketball game.

00:48:36.455 --> 00:48:39.249
Michael, you know that your friends
are cartoon characters?

00:48:40.793 --> 00:48:42.752
Yeah. So?

00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:47.424
Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.
Let me help. Let me help. I can help.

00:48:47.592 --> 00:48:49.593
- What can you do?
- Well, you know, I mean...

00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:52.929
...I may not be very tall, but I'm slow.

00:48:53.097 --> 00:48:55.807
- And large.
- And a dork.

00:48:55.975 --> 00:48:58.059
I'll do anything, Michael. Anything.

00:48:58.227 --> 00:49:00.854
- Anything?
- Anything.

00:49:02.023 --> 00:49:04.774
Come here. Come here for a second.

00:49:05.359 --> 00:49:07.152
- Sit right here.
- Okay.

00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.112
- Okay?
- Okay. No problem.

00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.197
All right. All right, let's go, team.

00:49:11.365 --> 00:49:12.866
[CHUCKLES]

00:49:13.034 --> 00:49:15.619
If somebody gets injured,
we could see a lot of minutes.

00:49:15.786 --> 00:49:18.538
I'm a cheerleader.

00:49:19.540 --> 00:49:21.416
[SIRENS WAILING]

00:49:35.556 --> 00:49:36.556
[CHATTERING]

00:49:36.724 --> 00:49:39.601
FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.

00:49:39.935 --> 00:49:44.731
Quiet!
Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet!

00:49:44.899 --> 00:49:48.485
Listen. After meeting with team owners,
I have decided...

00:49:48.653 --> 00:49:52.906
...that until we can guarantee the health
and safety of our NBA players...

00:49:53.074 --> 00:49:56.284
...there will be no more basketball
this season.

00:49:56.452 --> 00:49:58.370
[SHOUTING]

00:50:01.165 --> 00:50:03.166
[HORNS HONKING]

00:50:07.588 --> 00:50:09.547
[CROWD CHEERING]

00:50:18.307 --> 00:50:19.349
Yes.

00:50:25.147 --> 00:50:26.940
[GROWLING]

00:50:35.491 --> 00:50:38.076
Just get out of my way.

00:50:44.709 --> 00:50:46.292
- Ready?
ALL: Yes!

00:50:46.836 --> 00:50:48.128
Let's go.

00:50:54.051 --> 00:50:55.510
Are these the best seats?

00:50:55.678 --> 00:50:57.595
Like them. Yes.

00:50:57.763 --> 00:51:01.307
Can see everything from here.
Very good.

00:51:02.518 --> 00:51:04.227
[SNORING]

00:51:08.399 --> 00:51:11.943
- Ready to go?
- Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot.

00:51:12.111 --> 00:51:13.570
[CLEARS THROAT]

00:51:13.946 --> 00:51:17.157
[IN DEEP VOICE]
Ladies and gentlemen...

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...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad.

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[CHEERING]

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Standing 2-foot-4,
The Wonder From Down Under...

00:51:29.378 --> 00:51:32.797
...the Tazmanian Devil.

00:51:36.427 --> 00:51:42.307
At small forward,
standing a scintillating 3-foot-2...

00:51:42.475 --> 00:51:47.771
...The Heartthrob of the Hoops,
Lola Bunny.

00:51:50.649 --> 00:51:56.529
At power forward,
The Quackster of the Courts, Daffy Duck.

00:51:56.697 --> 00:51:58.615
DAFFY:
Thank you. Thank you.

00:51:58.783 --> 00:51:59.991
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:01.367
[MAN COUGHS]

00:52:01.535 --> 00:52:05.205
Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.

00:52:05.372 --> 00:52:11.503
And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3,
4 feet if you include the ears...

00:52:11.670 --> 00:52:15.590
...co-captain of the Tune Squad...

00:52:15.758 --> 00:52:18.885
...The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny.

00:52:19.053 --> 00:52:20.720
Thank you. Thank you.

00:52:23.265 --> 00:52:27.811
And now,
the player-coach of the Tune Squad...

00:52:28.437 --> 00:52:31.606
...at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina...

00:52:31.774 --> 00:52:38.363
...His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

00:52:41.575 --> 00:52:43.993
Who? Is he a Looney Tune?

00:52:44.161 --> 00:52:46.246
Uh... Uh, well, perhaps.

00:52:49.750 --> 00:52:52.293
- You guys ready?
- I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack.

00:52:52.461 --> 00:52:54.838
Those Monstars
will wish they'd never been born.

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- Guys, let's just go out and have fun.
ALL: Yeah!

00:52:58.008 --> 00:53:01.427
ANNOUNCER:
The challengers for the Ultimate Game...

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...all the way from Moron Mountain:

00:53:05.349 --> 00:53:11.145
The Monstars.

00:53:14.024 --> 00:53:16.901
Go Monstars! Go Monstars!
Go Monstars!

00:53:17.736 --> 00:53:19.529
[CROWD BOOING]

00:53:20.990 --> 00:53:22.782
[GROWLS]

00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:27.287
What are you looking at?

00:53:27.454 --> 00:53:28.621
[GROWLS]

00:53:33.544 --> 00:53:34.794
[BLANKO CHUCKLES]

00:53:34.962 --> 00:53:36.671
Cool shoes.

00:53:38.632 --> 00:53:40.216
Uh...

00:53:40.885 --> 00:53:42.302
Ready?

00:53:42.803 --> 00:53:44.679
[HORN BLARES]

00:53:47.725 --> 00:53:50.143
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the ball. I got the ball.

00:53:50.311 --> 00:53:51.811
Yipe!

00:53:52.313 --> 00:53:53.354
Ooh.

00:53:58.944 --> 00:54:01.863
Way to go, boys.
Did you see the moves on that one?

00:54:02.656 --> 00:54:06.159
BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.

00:54:09.330 --> 00:54:11.080
- Whoops.
- The duck.

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BUPKUS:
Yeah, beat up on the duck.

00:54:18.672 --> 00:54:20.089
Oh, my.

00:54:20.257 --> 00:54:22.342
She was wide open.

00:54:23.177 --> 00:54:24.886
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.

00:54:36.857 --> 00:54:37.899
BANG:
Get him.

00:54:42.863 --> 00:54:44.822
How did he do that?

00:54:46.116 --> 00:54:49.035
- Nice shot, Mr. J.
- Hey, hey, come on. Get back on defense.

00:54:50.829 --> 00:54:52.372
Way to go!

00:54:52.539 --> 00:54:53.790
Air J! Air J!

00:54:55.042 --> 00:54:56.084
[BELL RINGING]

00:54:56.251 --> 00:54:57.293
MONSTARS:
Red light.

00:54:57.461 --> 00:55:01.381
- Feed me. Feed me.
- Feed you? Feed me.

00:55:04.885 --> 00:55:07.345
- Bad old putty tat.
POUND: I'll take that, thank you.

00:55:08.472 --> 00:55:11.057
Don't try this at home.

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[SINGING]
I wish I was in the land of cott...

00:55:14.478 --> 00:55:16.145
You going somewhere?

00:55:16.313 --> 00:55:20.900
May I remind you, sir, that physical
violence is patently against the rules.

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Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe
or Extra Crispy?

00:55:26.782 --> 00:55:28.533
[HORN BLARES]

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- Let's go.
- Me?

00:55:32.287 --> 00:55:35.665
- Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this.
- The mouse? You picked the mouse?

00:55:35.833 --> 00:55:38.126
- I love basketball. I always have. Do you?
- Uh-huh.

00:55:38.293 --> 00:55:40.420
- You're big. I bet you're good.
- Right.

00:55:40.587 --> 00:55:42.213
I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good.

00:55:42.381 --> 00:55:44.882
- Okay. Yeah.
- Really, I will. I always try hard.

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My mom says,
"Try your best at everything you do..."

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CROWD:
Oh!

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Try to get by me, doll.

00:55:52.975 --> 00:55:54.642
"Doll"?

00:55:59.314 --> 00:56:02.108
Don't ever call me "doll."

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- Nice shot.
- Thanks, Bugs.

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Hmm?

00:56:05.446 --> 00:56:08.406
Where's the defense, boy?
I got you right here.

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911.

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Piece of pie? Pork chop?
Some sorbet, perhaps?

00:56:27.301 --> 00:56:28.801
[YELLS]

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Half-time.

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[HORN BLARES]

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Holy putty tat.

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BUPKUS: Yeah, man, we got it going on.
One more half.

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POUND:
Right, man. We got them.

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Moron Mountain, here we come.

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We're gonna be slaves.

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Come on, guys, keep your head up.
Got a whole other half to play.

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[CHATTERING]

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[GRUNTING]

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It's the boss.

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ALL:
Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.

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All right.

00:57:10.761 --> 00:57:14.180
Not bad for the first half,
but we gotta keep this up.

00:57:14.348 --> 00:57:15.515
No problem. We stole...

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We stole talent from the best players
in the NBA.

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From the NBA.

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[BLABBERING]

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Shut up.

00:57:23.690 --> 00:57:24.732
[SNIFFS]

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I smell something.

00:57:27.027 --> 00:57:28.194
[SNIFFS]

00:57:28.362 --> 00:57:30.488
Uh, we have been playing really hard.

00:57:30.656 --> 00:57:32.990
- Yeah.
- Not you, you idiot.

00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:37.537
It's coming from over here.

00:57:37.704 --> 00:57:38.746
POUND:
That locker.

00:57:41.959 --> 00:57:43.584
- Look.
- Aah!

00:57:43.752 --> 00:57:46.838
- It's the chubby boy.
- Ah.

00:57:47.005 --> 00:57:50.800
It smells like a spy.

00:57:50.968 --> 00:57:52.510
[CHUCKLING]

00:57:53.262 --> 00:57:56.722
You guys need a publicist?
I can make you big. Ha, ha.

00:57:57.015 --> 00:57:59.142
- I know we're down.
DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story.

00:57:59.309 --> 00:58:01.519
But I've been in this situation
many times before.

00:58:01.687 --> 00:58:05.022
We can still win this thing.
It's not over with. We gotta come together.

00:58:05.190 --> 00:58:07.233
We gotta believe in ourselves.
We can win this game.

00:58:07.401 --> 00:58:08.985
DAFFY:
Yeah, right. That's gonna help us.

00:58:09.153 --> 00:58:10.194
[KNOCKING]

00:58:11.238 --> 00:58:12.405
[MOANING]

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Looks like Stan just had
a close encounter with a bug-zapper.

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Monstars. The Monstars.

00:58:23.834 --> 00:58:26.502
DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
- You all right, Stan?

00:58:26.670 --> 00:58:28.421
The Monst...

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The Monstars stole the talent
from the NBA players.

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[ALL GASP]

00:58:34.887 --> 00:58:36.053
[ALL GROAN]

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So that's what happened to those guys.

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I think we should qui... Forfeit.

00:58:42.853 --> 00:58:44.729
ALL: Yeah.
- I didn't get dragged down here...

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...just to get my butt whipped
by a bunch of ugly Monstars.

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I ain't going out like that.
We're letting them push us around.

00:58:50.819 --> 00:58:51.986
[BUGS HUMMING]

00:58:52.154 --> 00:58:55.948
We gotta fight them back. We gotta take it
to them. We gotta get right in their faces.

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What do you say?

00:58:59.703 --> 00:59:01.746
Are you with me or not?

00:59:01.914 --> 00:59:03.748
[SNORING]

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Finished? Great speech and all, doc.
You had them riveted.

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- But, uh, didn't you forget something?
- What?

00:59:14.134 --> 00:59:16.093
Your secret stuff.

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[GULPING]

00:59:23.685 --> 00:59:24.810
Wow.

00:59:25.145 --> 00:59:27.104
Whoa, nice deltoids.

00:59:27.272 --> 00:59:28.981
Play along.

00:59:30.234 --> 00:59:33.152
Uh, stop hogging it, Mike.
We're your teammates.

00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:35.988
Secret stuff?

00:59:36.156 --> 00:59:39.909
DAFFY: Secret stuff?
- You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?

00:59:40.077 --> 00:59:42.161
No, I mean,
I didn't think you guys really needed it.

00:59:42.329 --> 00:59:45.289
I mean, you're so tough.
You're competitive.

00:59:45.457 --> 00:59:49.502
We're also chicken, son. We need it bad.
- Hey.

00:59:49.670 --> 00:59:52.046
- Uh, I'd like some of that.
LOLA: Could I have a sip, please?

00:59:52.214 --> 00:59:55.925
You know, this goes against everything
they taught me in health class.

00:59:56.677 --> 00:59:57.885
Do you want to win or not?

00:59:58.053 --> 01:00:00.054
Bottoms up.

01:00:01.890 --> 01:00:02.932
- Yummy.
- All right.

01:00:03.100 --> 01:00:05.851
How about we go out
and kick some alien butt, huh? Let's go.

01:00:06.019 --> 01:00:09.355
- How about it? Ready?
TUNES: Yeah!

01:00:18.448 --> 01:00:20.616
[GROWLING]

01:00:31.503 --> 01:00:33.212
BUGS:
Coming through.

01:00:35.382 --> 01:00:36.632
Bugs.

01:00:37.884 --> 01:00:38.926
Special delivery.

01:00:40.637 --> 01:00:42.555
[CROWD CHEERS]

01:00:43.807 --> 01:00:44.849
Boo!

01:00:51.064 --> 01:00:54.191
Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.

01:01:09.750 --> 01:01:12.126
Let's teach them a lesson.

01:01:17.257 --> 01:01:18.674
Nice butt.

01:01:27.142 --> 01:01:29.018
PORKY: Going up.
POUND: You're mine, fool.

01:01:31.146 --> 01:01:32.646
Slammy.

01:01:34.649 --> 01:01:37.234
Hello.
A little surprise for you, my friends.

01:01:37.402 --> 01:01:38.444
[CHUCKLES]

01:01:43.450 --> 01:01:44.617
Two points.

01:01:54.086 --> 01:01:56.754
Ooh. This will be good.

01:01:57.589 --> 01:01:59.215
[LAUGHING]

01:02:01.385 --> 01:02:02.885
[GROWLS]

01:02:04.596 --> 01:02:05.971
[YELLS]

01:02:09.017 --> 01:02:10.726
- Okay, birdie.
- Uh-oh.

01:02:11.853 --> 01:02:13.646
[YELLS]

01:02:27.577 --> 01:02:29.578
MICHAEL: Yes!
- Time out!

01:02:29.746 --> 01:02:31.247
[HORN BLARES]

01:02:31.665 --> 01:02:33.499
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

01:02:33.875 --> 01:02:36.585
Shut up, you little bug.
Get away from me. Powwow.

01:02:36.753 --> 01:02:40.506
All right. We're right back in this game.
Come on, now. Let's play tough defense.

01:02:40.674 --> 01:02:42.091
Why didn't you get this guy?

01:02:42.676 --> 01:02:45.636
POUND: He's a baseball player.
- Yeah, boss, a baseball player.

01:02:45.804 --> 01:02:48.222
Looks like a basketball player to me.

01:02:48.390 --> 01:02:50.141
Yeah, me too.

01:02:50.308 --> 01:02:53.853
- He's the one I want for Moron Mountain.
- Hey.

01:02:55.730 --> 01:02:57.773
Are you talking to me?

01:02:57.941 --> 01:03:01.152
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
You want a piece of me? Come and get it.

01:03:01.319 --> 01:03:02.611
[CHUCKLES]

01:03:02.779 --> 01:03:04.155
BLANKO:
Uh-oh.

01:03:05.073 --> 01:03:06.657
What did you have in mind?

01:03:07.909 --> 01:03:10.077
Hat about we raise the stakes
a little bit?

01:03:10.245 --> 01:03:11.704
Hmm.

01:03:12.122 --> 01:03:13.706
Interesting.

01:03:13.874 --> 01:03:17.001
If we win, you give the NBA
players their talent back.

01:03:17.169 --> 01:03:19.128
But what if we win?

01:03:20.547 --> 01:03:22.256
- If you win?
- Uh-huh.

01:03:22.883 --> 01:03:23.883
You get me.

01:03:24.050 --> 01:03:25.134
Good deal, boss.

01:03:25.635 --> 01:03:27.636
Doc, you think that's a good ide...?

01:03:30.974 --> 01:03:33.225
SWACKHAMMER:
You'll be our star attraction.

01:03:34.561 --> 01:03:37.146
You'll sign autographs all day long.

01:03:38.565 --> 01:03:41.192
And play one-on-one
with the paying customers.

01:03:42.652 --> 01:03:43.694
[LAUGHS]

01:03:44.070 --> 01:03:46.822
And you'll always lose.

01:03:48.492 --> 01:03:50.743
Do we have a deal?

01:03:54.247 --> 01:03:55.915
Deal.

01:03:56.082 --> 01:03:57.124
NAWT:
All right.

01:03:57.292 --> 01:03:58.918
[CROWD MURMURING]

01:04:01.963 --> 01:04:04.465
I don't think you should have
done that, doc.

01:04:04.633 --> 01:04:06.300
I have faith in my team.

01:04:08.345 --> 01:04:09.386
Crush them.

01:04:11.348 --> 01:04:13.098
POUND:
Feeding time, boys.

01:04:17.729 --> 01:04:19.980
[BABBLES THEN YELLS]

01:04:20.398 --> 01:04:21.607
POUND:
Goodbye.

01:04:23.777 --> 01:04:24.944
[MICHAEL GRUNTS]

01:04:29.115 --> 01:04:30.157
Fore.

01:04:30.325 --> 01:04:31.867
[YELLS]

01:04:35.956 --> 01:04:39.291
But, Mommy,
I don't want to go to school today.

01:04:40.377 --> 01:04:45.130
I want to stay home
and bake cookies with you.

01:04:46.216 --> 01:04:47.258
[POUND CHUCKLES]

01:04:47.425 --> 01:04:49.843
LOLA: I'm open, I'm open.
- Lola, Lola, heads up.

01:04:50.345 --> 01:04:52.513
LOLA: Oh!
POUND: Belly flop.

01:04:54.266 --> 01:04:55.349
[GASPS]

01:04:55.517 --> 01:04:57.059
LOLA:
Oh, my. Bugs!

01:04:57.936 --> 01:05:00.145
- Bugs!
- Is this your man?

01:05:00.313 --> 01:05:01.814
[POUND CHUCKLES]

01:05:01.982 --> 01:05:03.399
Are you okay?

01:05:03.567 --> 01:05:05.776
Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

01:05:05.944 --> 01:05:07.611
Are you okay?

01:05:07.779 --> 01:05:09.989
Oh, Bugs. Thank you.

01:05:10.156 --> 01:05:11.907
Aw, it was nothing.

01:05:12.617 --> 01:05:16.662
That was the nicest thing anyone's
ever done for me.

01:05:21.126 --> 01:05:22.167
Time out.

01:05:22.335 --> 01:05:23.836
[WHISTLE BLOWS AND HORN BLARES]

01:05:24.004 --> 01:05:25.588
[GROANING]

01:05:25.839 --> 01:05:28.674
PLAYER:
I could have been a contender.

01:05:28.842 --> 01:05:30.593
The Monstars. The Monstars.

01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.470
PLAYER: I could have had a...
- Clear!

01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:49.695
Okay.

01:05:51.197 --> 01:05:54.033
- We need a fifth player.
- Hey, coach, listen.

01:05:54.200 --> 01:05:57.411
You got any more secret stuff?
I think it's starting to wear off.

01:05:57.579 --> 01:05:59.955
It didn't wear off. It was just water.

01:06:00.123 --> 01:06:02.833
You guys had the special stuff
inside of you all along.

01:06:03.668 --> 01:06:06.211
Yeah, yeah, I knew that.
But listen, you got any more?

01:06:06.463 --> 01:06:09.965
LOLA: I'll take some.
PORKY: Yeah, uh, can I have some too?

01:06:11.343 --> 01:06:12.718
- Stan?
- Me?

01:06:14.304 --> 01:06:16.013
You're in at center.

01:06:16.181 --> 01:06:17.556
Just guard the big guy, okay?

01:06:17.724 --> 01:06:20.059
Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him.

01:06:20.226 --> 01:06:24.396
I'll be all over him like a cheap suit.
I'll be on him like stink on rice.

01:06:24.564 --> 01:06:25.856
I tell you, he's going down.

01:06:32.739 --> 01:06:35.741
Michael, over here. Over here.
Over here, I'm open.

01:06:44.459 --> 01:06:45.751
Yes!

01:06:47.796 --> 01:06:49.380
Ha, ha. Nice sho...!

01:06:49.547 --> 01:06:52.383
BANG:
Big man pancake.

01:06:53.677 --> 01:06:54.843
ALL:
Ooh.

01:06:55.970 --> 01:06:57.388
[SIREN WAILING]

01:06:57.555 --> 01:06:59.765
Let's get him out of here.

01:07:19.953 --> 01:07:21.704
Eew.

01:07:22.789 --> 01:07:24.248
Oh, my.

01:07:27.168 --> 01:07:28.961
[CROWD CLAPPING]

01:07:31.297 --> 01:07:32.506
How'd he do that?

01:07:32.674 --> 01:07:35.467
Aw, anybody could do that, doc.
Even you.

01:07:35.635 --> 01:07:37.803
Watch this.

01:07:38.179 --> 01:07:41.098
No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.

01:07:44.644 --> 01:07:47.938
Ten seconds to go?
Thanks for telling me, doc.

01:07:48.106 --> 01:07:51.483
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
Your Airness...

01:07:51.651 --> 01:07:56.196
...but if you don't find a fifth player,
your team will forfeit the game.

01:07:56.364 --> 01:07:58.991
- Forfeit?
- Precisely, Sir Altitude.

01:07:59.367 --> 01:08:01.201
No way. We'll find someone.

01:08:01.369 --> 01:08:03.579
[HUMS FANFARE]

01:08:06.249 --> 01:08:07.332
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:08:07.500 --> 01:08:09.710
I didn't know Dan Aykroyd
was in this picture.

01:08:10.253 --> 01:08:11.670
Hey.

01:08:12.338 --> 01:08:14.923
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

01:08:15.884 --> 01:08:17.676
That's our fifth guy.

01:08:17.844 --> 01:08:20.596
Thanks, Bill.
Now you get to live your dream. Let's go.

01:08:20.764 --> 01:08:22.556
- All right.
- All right.

01:08:22.724 --> 01:08:25.058
- We need to score two points...
- Here's how I see it.

01:08:25.226 --> 01:08:26.310
- Duck.
- Yes.

01:08:26.478 --> 01:08:29.354
- Kick it to the girl bunny down in the post.
LOLA: Yeah?

01:08:29.522 --> 01:08:31.523
- You dish it back to the guy bunny.
- Got it.

01:08:31.691 --> 01:08:34.193
- You swing it to Mike. You go to the hole.
- Bill.

01:08:34.360 --> 01:08:36.361
- And dominate.
- We're on defense.

01:08:36.529 --> 01:08:39.948
- Oh, yeah.
- Whoa. I don't play defense.

01:08:40.116 --> 01:08:42.326
- Typical.
- Gonna have to listen to Mike on this.

01:08:42.494 --> 01:08:47.164
Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to me
and I'll score before the time runs out.

01:08:47.999 --> 01:08:49.833
Don't lose that confidence. Okay.

01:08:50.001 --> 01:08:52.544
- Paws and wings in here. Okay.
ALL: Yes!

01:08:54.214 --> 01:08:56.006
[CHEERING]

01:08:58.593 --> 01:09:00.594
This is why I was born.

01:09:00.762 --> 01:09:02.596
I thrive on pressure.

01:09:02.764 --> 01:09:06.308
- Excuse me, uh, sorry.
- Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy.

01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:09.895
Pardon me. Mr. Murray,
something's really been bugging me.

01:09:10.063 --> 01:09:12.815
- Yeah?
- Just how did you get here anyway?

01:09:14.234 --> 01:09:17.277
Producer's a friend of mine.
Just had a teamster come and drop me off.

01:09:17.445 --> 01:09:19.071
Uh-huh.

01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:20.405
Well, that's how it goes.

01:09:21.157 --> 01:09:23.659
Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky
fellow over here?

01:09:23.827 --> 01:09:24.910
[POUND CHUCKLES]

01:09:25.411 --> 01:09:26.870
Uh-huh.

01:09:27.038 --> 01:09:28.705
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

01:09:29.123 --> 01:09:32.543
- Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes.
- Let's do it. You the duck.

01:09:32.794 --> 01:09:35.712
Now, let's all play fair. Here.

01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:37.798
Yo, spaceman. Don't choke now.
Come on.

01:09:37.966 --> 01:09:40.133
It's gut-check time.

01:09:43.888 --> 01:09:46.223
BILL:
This must be mine. Woo-hoo!

01:09:46.391 --> 01:09:49.518
This belongs to me.
I'm going this way. I'm going left.

01:09:49.686 --> 01:09:52.312
Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling.

01:09:55.483 --> 01:09:56.525
LOLA:
Mike!

01:09:57.694 --> 01:10:00.112
POUND:
Get the rabbit. Get the girl.

01:10:00.280 --> 01:10:01.822
Come on, come on. I'm open.

01:10:02.448 --> 01:10:03.448
I'm op...!

01:10:04.075 --> 01:10:05.909
- That's mine.
- Not today.

01:10:06.411 --> 01:10:08.871
BUPKUS: Hey.
BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.

01:10:09.038 --> 01:10:11.456
BILL:
Whoopsie-daisy.

01:10:12.584 --> 01:10:14.251
You're mine.

01:10:22.677 --> 01:10:24.011
Mike, I'm open!

01:10:26.431 --> 01:10:27.598
Never mind.

01:10:31.436 --> 01:10:33.312
[GROWLING]

01:10:52.832 --> 01:10:53.999
[HORN BLARES]

01:10:54.167 --> 01:10:55.208
[CHEERING]

01:10:55.501 --> 01:10:56.543
[YELLS]

01:10:58.421 --> 01:10:59.546
[LAUGHING]

01:11:02.926 --> 01:11:04.718
The Tunes win!

01:11:10.099 --> 01:11:11.308
That was a nice pass, man.

01:11:11.476 --> 01:11:13.602
That was a great stretch
for the basket too.

01:11:13.770 --> 01:11:17.522
You know, you really got some skills.
You might be able to play in the NBA.

01:11:18.232 --> 01:11:20.943
Thanks, Mike.
I'll probably quote you on that.

01:11:21.110 --> 01:11:24.196
But I'm gonna take this opportunity
to retire from the game.

01:11:24.364 --> 01:11:25.989
- No, come on.
- No.

01:11:26.157 --> 01:11:28.408
No, I'm gonna retire right now.
That's all there is to it.

01:11:28.576 --> 01:11:31.203
I'm gonna go out on top,
undefeated and untied.

01:11:31.371 --> 01:11:32.788
That's the way it's gonna be.

01:11:32.956 --> 01:11:35.457
- You go celebrate with your team.
- Come help us, man.

01:11:35.625 --> 01:11:40.462
I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees
right away, okay? They're starting to go.

01:11:40.630 --> 01:11:43.340
- All right. Goodbye, man.
- All right, see you.

01:11:44.884 --> 01:11:48.553
- Are you sure?
- Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.

01:11:49.514 --> 01:11:51.014
- Losers.
MONSTARS: Sorry.

01:11:51.182 --> 01:11:52.808
- Choke artists.
- Sorry again.

01:11:52.976 --> 01:11:55.852
Wait till I get you back
on Moron Mountain.

01:11:56.020 --> 01:11:57.062
[YELLS]

01:11:57.230 --> 01:12:00.482
All right. The party's over.
Get in the spaceship.

01:12:00.650 --> 01:12:02.234
Why do you take it from this guy?

01:12:02.402 --> 01:12:04.736
Because he's bigger.

01:12:04.904 --> 01:12:06.196
He's bigger?

01:12:06.364 --> 01:12:08.907
Than we used to be.

01:12:10.243 --> 01:12:11.660
What are you doing?

01:12:12.620 --> 01:12:15.205
- Wait. What are you doing? Wait.
POUND: Come here.

01:12:18.668 --> 01:12:19.710
[MONSTARS LAUGHING]

01:12:24.841 --> 01:12:26.425
[YELLS]

01:12:31.305 --> 01:12:33.306
Had it in you all the time, didn't you?

01:12:35.435 --> 01:12:38.186
One thing, though.
Pass me the ball, Bugs.

01:12:38.354 --> 01:12:40.105
You gotta give my friends
their talent back.

01:12:40.940 --> 01:12:42.816
Do we have to?

01:12:42.984 --> 01:12:45.569
Yeah, it's part of the deal.
Touch the ball.

01:12:47.447 --> 01:12:49.740
Oh, okay.

01:12:49.907 --> 01:12:52.743
BLANKO: Fair is fair.
- There you go. Touch it.

01:12:59.792 --> 01:13:01.460
That was so much fun.

01:13:01.627 --> 01:13:04.212
I feel so insignificant.

01:13:04.380 --> 01:13:06.131
My clothes don't fit.

01:13:06.299 --> 01:13:08.717
- What a trip.
- Ha, ha. I'm up for another one.

01:13:08.885 --> 01:13:11.386
Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny?

01:13:11.554 --> 01:13:13.722
We don't want to go back
to Moron Mountain.

01:13:13.890 --> 01:13:16.933
- We hate it up there.
- It stinks.

01:13:17.101 --> 01:13:20.228
Um, I was thinking,
could we stay here with you?

01:13:20.396 --> 01:13:22.064
ALL:
Please.

01:13:22.231 --> 01:13:23.690
Oh, brother.

01:13:23.858 --> 01:13:26.234
Eh, I don't know if you guys
are looney enough.

01:13:26.402 --> 01:13:27.819
Looney enough?

01:13:27.987 --> 01:13:30.197
[HUMMING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME]

01:13:34.952 --> 01:13:36.703
Michael, do you know what time it is?

01:13:36.871 --> 01:13:40.123
Seven-fift... Seven-fift... Quarter past 7.

01:13:40.291 --> 01:13:43.001
Exactly. You've got a baseball game
in five minutes.

01:13:43.169 --> 01:13:45.045
Okay. Take this.

01:13:46.172 --> 01:13:48.799
- Is it safe?
- Yeah, put it in my bag.

01:13:48.966 --> 01:13:51.384
Okay. Let's go.

01:13:51.552 --> 01:13:53.428
I really enjoyed playing with you guys.

01:13:53.596 --> 01:13:55.180
You guys got a lot of, uh...

01:13:56.349 --> 01:13:57.891
- A lot of, uh...
TUNES: Yes?

01:13:58.059 --> 01:14:00.227
Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.

01:14:00.394 --> 01:14:02.187
[CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING]

01:14:02.939 --> 01:14:04.856
All right. Gotta go.

01:14:05.399 --> 01:14:07.025
- Bugs.
- Eh, Mike.

01:14:07.193 --> 01:14:10.737
- Stay out of trouble.
- You know I will.

01:14:10.905 --> 01:14:12.697
Come here.

01:14:14.700 --> 01:14:16.201
Woo-hoo!

01:14:16.577 --> 01:14:19.121
CROWD [CHANTING]:
We want Michael! We want Michael!

01:14:19.789 --> 01:14:23.083
The delay is killing us. Where's Michael?

01:14:23.251 --> 01:14:24.876
Where is Michael?

01:14:25.044 --> 01:14:27.045
Oh, he's not back from his other game.

01:14:27.213 --> 01:14:29.005
- What other game?
- Shh.

01:14:29.715 --> 01:14:31.091
Uh-uh. What other game?

01:15:05.251 --> 01:15:07.460
Ladies and gentlemen...

01:15:10.423 --> 01:15:12.132
...Michael Jordan.

01:15:12.300 --> 01:15:14.092
[CROWD CHEERING]

01:15:29.734 --> 01:15:32.569
Guys, we suck.

01:15:32.737 --> 01:15:35.363
Yeah, man.
My grandmother plays better than I do.

01:15:35.531 --> 01:15:39.242
At least you guys are still tall.
I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.

01:15:39.410 --> 01:15:42.787
- You got that right.
- That's the only thing you got right.

01:15:46.292 --> 01:15:47.375
- Who's that?
- Who's that?

01:15:47.543 --> 01:15:50.212
SHAWN: I don't know.
- Been getting your butts kicked?

01:15:50.379 --> 01:15:51.630
MUGGSY: Who's that?
- It's Mike.

01:15:51.797 --> 01:15:53.131
- What's up?
- Why are you here?

01:15:53.299 --> 01:15:56.801
Don't be embarrassed. Just face it.

01:15:56.969 --> 01:15:57.969
You guys stink.

01:15:58.137 --> 01:16:00.931
- Come on, Mike. Lighten up.
- I know, man.

01:16:01.098 --> 01:16:04.100
You want your games back, huh?
What little games you had to begin with.

01:16:04.518 --> 01:16:07.103
- It's hard enough as it is, Mike.
- Give us a break.

01:16:08.064 --> 01:16:09.856
I'm gonna regret this.

01:16:11.108 --> 01:16:12.984
Stan, give me the ball.

01:16:15.488 --> 01:16:16.905
ALL:
Oh.

01:16:17.281 --> 01:16:18.865
Look at that.

01:16:19.033 --> 01:16:21.159
Looks like something from Star Trek.

01:16:22.161 --> 01:16:25.121
- Touch it.
- No way, Jose.

01:16:25.289 --> 01:16:28.917
Pat, you want your talent back?
You don't have any choice. Just touch it.

01:16:29.794 --> 01:16:31.419
- I don't know.
- Don't touch it.

01:16:31.587 --> 01:16:34.798
You're gonna walk around with a bad game
for the rest of your career.

01:16:34.966 --> 01:16:36.633
Touch the ball.

01:16:37.426 --> 01:16:39.386
Careful, Pat.

01:16:41.138 --> 01:16:42.597
We've tried everything else.

01:16:53.859 --> 01:16:56.695
Come on, Charles. Touch it.

01:16:56.862 --> 01:16:59.447
The rest of you guys. Just touch it.

01:17:05.579 --> 01:17:08.164
- What was that?
- I liked that, Mike.

01:17:08.332 --> 01:17:10.250
Hey, I caught it.

01:17:10.710 --> 01:17:13.128
SHAWN: Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
LARRY: Handle it, baby.

01:17:13.296 --> 01:17:16.423
- I can handle that rock again.
LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.

01:17:16.590 --> 01:17:18.758
PATRICK:
Yeah, get height now.

01:17:19.010 --> 01:17:21.219
It gave me my powers back.

01:17:21.387 --> 01:17:24.055
That wasn't bad.
Let me show you something.

01:17:25.474 --> 01:17:28.351
- The Round Mound is back.
- Want to see something?

01:17:30.062 --> 01:17:32.897
PATRICK:
Oh, man. That felt good.

01:17:35.151 --> 01:17:37.027
SHAWN: I got it.
MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.

01:17:37.194 --> 01:17:41.114
Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay,
play some three-on-three with us?

01:17:41.282 --> 01:17:43.616
No, I don't think so.

01:17:43.784 --> 01:17:45.744
You gonna work on that baseball swing?

01:17:45.911 --> 01:17:49.914
Leave the baseball player alone.
He doesn't play basketball anymore.

01:17:50.082 --> 01:17:52.250
He probably doesn't even
have it anymore, guys.

01:17:52.418 --> 01:17:54.210
Michael, do you hear them?

01:17:54.378 --> 01:17:57.213
They don't think
you can play the game anymore.

01:18:00.801 --> 01:18:02.510
There's only one way to find out.

01:18:06.932 --> 01:18:10.268
ANNOUNCER:
The Chicago Bulls welcome back...

01:18:10.436 --> 01:18:15.523
...Michael Jordan!

01:18:27.078 --> 01:18:29.287
What's the matter, Bill?

01:18:31.374 --> 01:18:33.583
Larry, that could have been me.

01:18:33.751 --> 01:18:38.630
Will you get off that kick?
It's over. It's done with. You can't play.

01:18:41.675 --> 01:18:43.134
Okay.

01:18:44.053 --> 01:18:46.429
Let's go, Bulls.

01:26:54.334 --> 01:26:56.627
Well, that's all, folks.

01:26:56.795 --> 01:26:59.005
That's my line.

01:26:59.172 --> 01:27:02.300
Step aside, babe. Let a star do this.

01:27:02.467 --> 01:27:03.968
That's all...

01:27:04.136 --> 01:27:06.637
That's all, folks.

01:27:07.639 --> 01:27:09.807
Can I go home now?

01:27:09.831 --> 01:27:29.831
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