WEBVTT 00:00:00.574 --> 00:00:20.574 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:37.598 --> 00:01:40.600 [ Man ] The following is my explanation. 00:01:41.602 --> 00:01:43.060 Well... 00:01:44.563 --> 00:01:48.232 more of an account of what happened. 00:01:48.358 --> 00:01:51.277 I'd been on my own for a while... 00:01:52.362 --> 00:01:54.197 and getting kind of... 00:01:54.323 --> 00:01:57.492 lonely and bored. 00:01:57.618 --> 00:01:59.577 Nothing to do all day. 00:02:00.996 --> 00:02:03.623 And that's when I started shadowing. 00:02:03.749 --> 00:02:05.958 [ Man #2 ] "Shadowing"? 00:02:06.126 --> 00:02:09.420 [ Man #1 ] Shadowing. Following. I started to follow people. 00:02:09.546 --> 00:02:12.673 - [ Man #2 ] Who? - Anyone at first. Um — 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:15.176 I mean, that was the whole point. Somebody at random. 00:02:15.302 --> 00:02:17.261 Somebody who didn't know who l was. 00:02:18.263 --> 00:02:20.681 [ Man #2 ] And then? 00:02:20.808 --> 00:02:23.976 - [ Man #1 ] And then... nothing. - "Nothing"? 00:02:24.102 --> 00:02:26.562 [ Man #1 ] Nothing. I'd just see... 00:02:26.688 --> 00:02:28.940 where they went, what they did... 00:02:29.066 --> 00:02:32.151 and go home afterwards. 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:34.821 [ Man #2 ] Why'd you do it? 00:02:34.947 --> 00:02:37.949 [ Man #1 ] Um, to see where they went. 00:02:38.075 --> 00:02:40.076 Anyone — I mean — 00:02:41.829 --> 00:02:44.539 How can l explain? You ever, um... 00:02:46.166 --> 00:02:49.168 been to a football match, just let your eyes... 00:02:50.587 --> 00:02:53.214 go over, drift across a crowd of people... 00:02:54.383 --> 00:02:57.218 and they slowly stop and fix on one person... 00:02:57.344 --> 00:03:01.013 and all of a sudden that person isn't part of the crowd anymore? 00:03:01.181 --> 00:03:04.267 They've become an individual, just like that. 00:03:04.393 --> 00:03:07.311 - [ Snaps Fingers ] - It just became irresistible. 00:03:07.437 --> 00:03:10.356 - So you followed women? - No, I didn't follow women. 00:03:10.482 --> 00:03:12.400 It wasn't a sex thing. I followed anybody. 00:03:12.526 --> 00:03:15.236 I just wanted to see where they went and what they did. 00:03:15.362 --> 00:03:17.905 You were playing secret agent? 00:03:18.031 --> 00:03:19.907 No, I'm a writer. 00:03:20.033 --> 00:03:22.076 Well, I want to be a writer, anyway. 00:03:22.202 --> 00:03:25.997 I was gathering material for my characters. 00:03:26.123 --> 00:03:28.040 Well, to begin with. 00:03:28.166 --> 00:03:31.043 After a while, I spotted the dangers. 00:03:31.169 --> 00:03:34.046 I'd become hooked. I had to start making up rules... 00:03:34.172 --> 00:03:37.174 to just try and keep it under control. 00:03:37.301 --> 00:03:39.802 "Never follow people for too long." 00:03:39.928 --> 00:03:42.471 "Don't follow women down dark alleys after dark." 00:03:42.598 --> 00:03:45.349 You know, stuff like that. 00:03:45.475 --> 00:03:48.311 lt was supposed to just be completely random. 00:03:50.105 --> 00:03:52.315 And when it stopped being random... 00:03:52.441 --> 00:03:54.901 that's when it started to go wrong. 00:03:56.612 --> 00:04:00.072 When I started to follow people... 00:04:00.198 --> 00:04:03.409 specific people, when I selected... 00:04:03.535 --> 00:04:06.579 a person to follow... 00:04:06.705 --> 00:04:08.331 that was when the trouble started. 00:04:14.004 --> 00:04:16.756 Other people are interesting to me. Have you never... 00:04:16.882 --> 00:04:19.634 listened to other people's conversations on the bus... 00:04:19.760 --> 00:04:23.429 or on the Tube, seen people, somebody on the street... 00:04:23.597 --> 00:04:26.807 that looks interesting or is behaving... 00:04:26.934 --> 00:04:30.561 slightly... oddly or something like that and wondered... 00:04:30.687 --> 00:04:32.563 what their lives involved, what they do... 00:04:32.689 --> 00:04:35.441 where they come from, where they go to? 00:04:35.567 --> 00:04:37.485 [ Coughing ] 00:04:45.202 --> 00:04:47.203 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 00:04:57.381 --> 00:05:00.591 You watch somebody's behavior, and it raises... 00:05:00.717 --> 00:05:02.635 a hundred thousand questions... 00:05:02.761 --> 00:05:07.181 and I wanted to ask those questions... 00:05:07.307 --> 00:05:10.643 and l wanted to know what the answers were. 00:05:10.769 --> 00:05:13.646 And so I'd follow people to try and find out. 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:18.651 The most important rule was... 00:05:18.777 --> 00:05:22.738 that even if I found out where somebody worked or where they lived... 00:05:22.864 --> 00:05:25.324 then you would never follow the same person twice. 00:05:25.450 --> 00:05:27.994 That was the most important rule. 00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:30.413 That was the one that I broke first. 00:06:36.313 --> 00:06:37.897 Yes? 00:06:38.023 --> 00:06:40.524 - Uh, coffee, please. - Come on. It's lunch. 00:06:40.650 --> 00:06:42.902 Uh, toasted cheese sandwich as well. 00:07:12.599 --> 00:07:14.558 Mind if I join you? 00:07:18.522 --> 00:07:20.231 Who and why? 00:07:21.900 --> 00:07:25.736 Hi. Yeah, um, I'll have a black coffee please, and — 00:07:25.862 --> 00:07:27.154 What's that? 00:07:27.280 --> 00:07:29.949 Another coffee, black. 00:07:33.495 --> 00:07:36.413 You're obviously not a policeman, so who are you and why are you following me? 00:07:36.540 --> 00:07:38.499 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 00:07:38.625 --> 00:07:40.793 Don't piss me about. Who the fuck are you? 00:07:42.295 --> 00:07:44.338 Oh, thank you very much. 00:07:45.841 --> 00:07:47.133 Sugar? 00:08:04.192 --> 00:08:06.068 No, I wasn't — I wasn't following you. 00:08:06.194 --> 00:08:08.487 I — I — I saw you with your bag. 00:08:08.655 --> 00:08:10.614 I just thought you looked interesting. 00:08:10.740 --> 00:08:13.033 - What are you, a faggot? - No, no. [ Scoffs ] 00:08:14.995 --> 00:08:17.204 Okay, to tell you the truth, I thought you were this guy... 00:08:17.330 --> 00:08:19.290 that I was at school with. 00:08:19.416 --> 00:08:22.793 I saw you walk in here, so I followed you in just to see if it was him. 00:08:22.919 --> 00:08:25.171 - But it wasn't. - Why didn't you ask me when you saw me? 00:08:25.297 --> 00:08:28.799 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't the person. 00:08:28.925 --> 00:08:31.177 Not as embarrassed as you are now. 00:08:31.303 --> 00:08:33.596 - No, I suppose not. - What's your name? 00:08:33.722 --> 00:08:35.472 Bill. 00:08:35.599 --> 00:08:37.933 Well, Bill, what do you do? 00:08:38.059 --> 00:08:40.895 - Actually, I'm kind of — - Between jobs right now. Yeah. 00:08:41.021 --> 00:08:43.147 - Yeah. That's right. - What would you do? 00:08:43.273 --> 00:08:45.816 - Don't know. - Oh, come on, Bill. 00:08:45.942 --> 00:08:49.653 Don't be coy. There's some burning ambition inside you, isn't there? 00:08:49.779 --> 00:08:51.864 There's something of the starving artist in you, no? 00:08:51.990 --> 00:08:53.824 - No. No. - No? 00:08:53.950 --> 00:08:55.534 - You're a painter. - No. - Photos. 00:08:55.660 --> 00:08:57.620 - No. - Writer. - No. 00:08:57.746 --> 00:08:59.079 - Writer, eh? - No. 00:08:59.206 --> 00:09:01.332 - But you write. - Not much. 00:09:01.458 --> 00:09:03.500 - But sometimes. - Sometimes. Who doesn't? 00:09:03.627 --> 00:09:05.252 Me. 00:09:10.967 --> 00:09:14.470 - So you're a writer. - I didn't say that. 00:09:14.596 --> 00:09:16.472 What makes you think I'm a writer, anyway? 00:09:16.598 --> 00:09:18.891 An unemployed 20-something... 00:09:19.017 --> 00:09:22.311 who fancies himself a writer — a real leap into the unknown. 00:09:22.437 --> 00:09:25.564 - Well, I'm not a writer. - But you're interested in people. 00:09:25.732 --> 00:09:27.483 - Yeah. - This person. 00:09:27.609 --> 00:09:28.651 Perhaps. 00:09:28.777 --> 00:09:30.653 You haven't even asked me my name yet... 00:09:30.779 --> 00:09:33.197 - What's your name? - or what's in my bag. 00:09:33.323 --> 00:09:35.491 - What bag? - My bag. 00:09:35.617 --> 00:09:37.743 The one you've been looking at all morning. 00:09:40.747 --> 00:09:42.706 What's your name, and what's in your bag? 00:09:44.084 --> 00:09:46.043 My name's Cobb. 00:09:47.295 --> 00:09:49.255 Take a look for yourself. 00:09:54.719 --> 00:09:56.553 What were you expecting? Drugs? 00:09:58.223 --> 00:10:00.099 Why would you nick their old CDs? 00:10:00.225 --> 00:10:03.894 Easy to grab a load. Easy to sell. Totally untraceable. 00:10:04.020 --> 00:10:05.938 The other stuff's a bit more tricky. 00:10:08.984 --> 00:10:10.943 You don't look like a burglar. 00:10:11.069 --> 00:10:13.737 Sounds like a compliment. 00:10:13.863 --> 00:10:15.781 Are you interested now? 00:10:26.209 --> 00:10:38.971 [ Rings ] 00:10:55.905 --> 00:10:57.573 [ Whispering ] Gloves. 00:11:01.911 --> 00:11:04.955 - People don't really do that, do they? - You'd be surprised. 00:11:17.927 --> 00:11:19.678 Does that really work? 00:11:19.846 --> 00:11:21.513 Wait and see. 00:11:27.687 --> 00:11:29.355 Beginner's luck. 00:11:36.571 --> 00:11:38.530 [ Normal Voice ] See? Nobody home. 00:11:40.033 --> 00:11:42.201 Okay, first things first. We need a bag. 00:11:42.327 --> 00:11:43.410 [ Whispering ] A bag? 00:11:43.536 --> 00:11:45.496 To carry the stuff in. Why are you whispering? 00:11:45.622 --> 00:11:49.249 - Don't you have one of your own? - Yeah, it's a big bag with "swag" written right across it. 00:11:49.376 --> 00:11:51.043 Ah, bingo. 00:11:52.087 --> 00:11:54.213 Okay. What do you fancy? 00:12:05.100 --> 00:12:07.893 - Nothing here of any value. - You don't seem that concerned. 00:12:08.019 --> 00:12:09.895 - I don't do it for the money. - Why do you do it? 00:12:10.021 --> 00:12:13.482 For the adrenaline. And because, like you, I'm interested in people. 00:12:13.608 --> 00:12:15.484 You can tell a lot about people from their stuff. 00:12:15.610 --> 00:12:18.237 - How old would you say these people are? - Don't know. 00:12:18.405 --> 00:12:21.573 You can tell a lot from the futon, for a start. Young people have futons. 00:12:21.699 --> 00:12:24.159 Most people wouldn't be anywhere near 40 with a futon. 00:12:24.285 --> 00:12:26.578 And they've got one laundry bag, which means... 00:12:26.746 --> 00:12:28.497 they're probably very used to each other. 00:12:28.623 --> 00:12:32.167 - Probably about 25, over. - They could be 20 and have been living together for years. 00:12:32.293 --> 00:12:35.462 Nah. No, look at the books. They're college-educated. 00:12:35.588 --> 00:12:38.215 Probably graduated when they were 21 or 22. 00:12:38.341 --> 00:12:40.342 Moved in together in the last year. 00:12:40.468 --> 00:12:43.220 You can tell more from the music. 00:12:43.346 --> 00:12:45.139 And here is the box. 00:12:45.265 --> 00:12:47.891 - What box? - Everyone has a box. 00:12:48.017 --> 00:12:49.893 With men, it's usually a shoebox. 00:12:50.019 --> 00:12:52.938 - Are there valuables in it? - No. More interesting, more personal. 00:12:53.106 --> 00:12:54.940 Things like snapshots, letters... 00:12:55.108 --> 00:12:57.651 or trinkets from a Christmas cracker. 00:12:57.777 --> 00:12:59.862 See? 00:12:59.988 --> 00:13:02.614 Envelope, photo... 00:13:02.740 --> 00:13:04.783 little calling cards, notes. 00:13:04.909 --> 00:13:08.078 A sort of unconscious collection. A display. 00:13:08.204 --> 00:13:10.914 - What do you mean, "display"? - Well, display. 00:13:11.040 --> 00:13:14.001 Each thing tells something very intimate about the people. 00:13:14.127 --> 00:13:16.295 We're very privileged to see it. It's very rare. 00:13:19.716 --> 00:13:21.842 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the — 00:13:21.968 --> 00:13:24.595 What the hell'd you do that for? 00:13:24.721 --> 00:13:26.263 It's like a diary. 00:13:26.389 --> 00:13:29.641 They hide it, but actually they want someone to see it. That's what I do. 00:13:29.809 --> 00:13:31.852 Concealment, display — flip sides of the same coin. 00:13:31.978 --> 00:13:33.979 This way they know that someone's seen it. 00:13:34.105 --> 00:13:37.191 That's what it's all about — interrupting someone's life... 00:13:37.317 --> 00:13:39.776 making them see all the things they took for granted. 00:13:39.903 --> 00:13:42.529 Like when they go back and buy all this stuff from the shelves... 00:13:42.655 --> 00:13:44.615 with the insurance money, they'll have to think... 00:13:44.741 --> 00:13:46.700 for the first time in a long time... 00:13:46.826 --> 00:13:49.870 why they wanted all this stuff, what it's for. 00:13:49.996 --> 00:13:51.872 You take it away... 00:13:51.998 --> 00:13:54.082 and show them what they had. 00:13:58.963 --> 00:14:02.216 Saucy, eh? Found these in the last flat. 00:14:02.342 --> 00:14:06.053 Think I'll just give them something to chat about. 00:14:06.179 --> 00:14:09.681 - Why would you do that? - She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing. 00:14:09.807 --> 00:14:12.893 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck up their relationship? 00:14:13.019 --> 00:14:16.480 Don't you listen? You take it away... 00:14:16.606 --> 00:14:19.024 and show them what they had. 00:14:26.824 --> 00:14:29.159 - Fancy a drink? - You've gotta be joking. 00:14:29.285 --> 00:14:31.620 Oh, don't be fooled by the supermarket label. 00:14:31.746 --> 00:14:35.165 I seem to remember I've had this before, and it was actually quite good. 00:14:36.251 --> 00:14:39.753 You'd have had a bit of difficulty doing this with your gloves on. 00:14:43.091 --> 00:14:46.468 - So we actually gonna take anything? - Anything your heart desires. 00:14:46.594 --> 00:14:50.430 Although that's not really the point, is it? I mean, it's just work. 00:14:50.557 --> 00:14:52.891 I thought the whole point of burglary was taking things. 00:14:53.017 --> 00:14:56.562 No, this is the point — breaking in, entering someone's life... 00:14:56.688 --> 00:14:58.605 finding out who they really are. 00:14:58.731 --> 00:15:01.149 I mean, don't you just feel it? Standing here... 00:15:01.276 --> 00:15:04.236 drinking their wine — people we'll never even meet. 00:15:04.362 --> 00:15:06.363 [ Door Opens ] 00:15:08.074 --> 00:15:10.284 [ Woman ] Would you like a drink? I've got some wine. 00:15:10.410 --> 00:15:13.495 - Holy f— - Shh! 00:15:14.664 --> 00:15:18.542 - You startled us! Are you from the agency, or are you viewing like us? - What are you doing in my flat? 00:15:18.668 --> 00:15:21.295 - Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here this afternoon? - But we're not moving. 00:15:21.421 --> 00:15:24.923 You must be the man of the house. Congratulations. You have a very nice home. 00:15:28.219 --> 00:15:31.597 - But we're not moving. - Really? 00:15:31.723 --> 00:15:33.682 Oh, then I should check with the agent then, love. 00:15:33.808 --> 00:15:35.684 Bye. 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:54.620 Shit. We shouldn't have come up here. We're gonna have to wait ages to get down. 00:15:54.746 --> 00:15:56.455 There's a way up here. 00:15:58.708 --> 00:16:01.543 Jesus Christ! Do you think they believed you? 00:16:01.669 --> 00:16:03.795 Of course they didn't fucking believe me. 00:16:03.963 --> 00:16:05.881 What the hell do you think you were doing? 00:16:06.007 --> 00:16:08.675 - I caught them on the hop. We surprised them. - How do you mean? 00:16:08.801 --> 00:16:11.178 That bloke wasn't her boyfriend. Why do you think he didn't say anything? 00:16:11.304 --> 00:16:14.264 No, she was up to no good, and she was probably glad we weren't her boyfriend. 00:16:14.390 --> 00:16:17.059 - You reckon? - Definitely. Why else would she be home... 00:16:17.185 --> 00:16:18.852 in the middle of the afternoon? 00:16:18.978 --> 00:16:21.021 No, you just can't plan for that kind of fucking shit. 00:16:21.147 --> 00:16:24.066 We were unlucky. Don't worry about it. It won't happen again. 00:16:24.192 --> 00:16:26.485 - Yeah, well, I'm not so sure. - Oh, yeah? 00:16:26.611 --> 00:16:28.987 Well, next time you can do the fucking prep work. 00:16:29.113 --> 00:16:30.822 - No, no, I didn't mean — - No, l mean it. 00:16:30.990 --> 00:16:32.699 Take your mark, check it out... 00:16:32.825 --> 00:16:35.285 for days, months, years, whatever. 00:16:35.411 --> 00:16:38.622 - It'll be the next place we hit. - Yeah, all right. 00:16:38.748 --> 00:16:40.666 - Tell you what. - What? 00:16:40.792 --> 00:16:43.293 I feel bad about pulling the panty routine on that bloke. 00:16:43.419 --> 00:16:45.921 She's gonna give him loads of shit, and she's the one fooling around. 00:17:47.817 --> 00:17:49.484 A beer, please. 00:18:10.798 --> 00:18:13.425 - Buy you a drink? - Yeah. 00:18:13.593 --> 00:18:16.470 - But you can't sleep with me. - Why is that? 00:18:16.596 --> 00:18:18.638 'Cause I'm with the guy over there. 00:18:18.765 --> 00:18:21.892 - [ Indistinct Conversation ] - Not that bald one. 00:18:22.018 --> 00:18:25.187 He'll let you buy me a drink, but sex is completely out of the question. 00:18:25.313 --> 00:18:26.813 [ Scoffs ] 00:18:26.939 --> 00:18:29.941 - Still want to buy me that drink? - No. 00:18:30.067 --> 00:18:31.818 [ Both Snicker ] 00:18:36.574 --> 00:18:38.909 - So what's a nice girl like you... - Doing in a place like this. 00:18:39.035 --> 00:18:40.494 doing with a bald old cunt like that? 00:18:40.620 --> 00:18:43.246 It's a long story. And keep your voice down, 'cause he does own this place. 00:18:43.372 --> 00:18:45.123 I was trying to get your attention. 00:18:49.462 --> 00:18:52.297 My name's Daniel Lloyd. My friends call me Danny. 00:18:52.423 --> 00:18:54.257 So? 00:18:56.969 --> 00:18:59.221 So you've obviously had a bad day... 00:18:59.347 --> 00:19:02.307 the kind that makes you feel like everybody's out for their pound of flesh. 00:19:04.101 --> 00:19:06.311 Yeah. 00:19:06.437 --> 00:19:09.314 I've been having quite a lot of days like that. 00:19:12.985 --> 00:19:16.321 - Say something to me. - Like what? 00:19:18.783 --> 00:19:21.034 I'll see you outside in ten minutes. 00:19:47.186 --> 00:19:50.522 - Oh, I'm sorry. It just — - Just came apart in your hands. 00:19:50.648 --> 00:19:53.483 - It did, actually. - Yeah, I know. It was broken already. 00:19:53.609 --> 00:19:55.318 It's all right. Somebody dropped it. 00:19:55.444 --> 00:19:57.988 I've been meaning to fix it... 00:19:58.114 --> 00:20:00.699 but, uh... 00:20:00.825 --> 00:20:03.243 I'll probably never get around to it. 00:20:03.369 --> 00:20:06.037 So take a seat. Make yourself at home. 00:20:09.876 --> 00:20:13.086 - So about you and this bald guy, then. - What about him? 00:20:13.212 --> 00:20:16.047 - Going out with him? - Not exactly. 00:20:16.215 --> 00:20:18.884 But you and him have something going. 00:20:19.051 --> 00:20:22.012 We used to go out with each other, but that's been over for a long time. 00:20:22.138 --> 00:20:24.014 So why did you tell me you were with him? 00:20:24.140 --> 00:20:26.725 - To get rid of you. - [ Scoffs ] 00:20:26.893 --> 00:20:30.812 So why, when you agreed to have a drink with me, did we have to come here? 00:20:30.938 --> 00:20:33.440 He still gets jealous, and, uh... 00:20:33.566 --> 00:20:35.692 - I didn't feel like going back to my place. - Why not? 00:20:35.818 --> 00:20:37.986 I got burgled yesterday. 00:20:39.655 --> 00:20:42.407 What's it feel like, being broken into? 00:20:42.533 --> 00:20:44.409 Most people ask, "What did they take?" 00:20:44.535 --> 00:20:46.703 I'm curious about the way people feel. 00:20:47.747 --> 00:20:50.248 I'm a writer. 00:20:50.374 --> 00:20:52.584 Gosh. 00:20:52.752 --> 00:20:54.294 - So? - So? 00:20:54.420 --> 00:20:57.714 - So how'd it feel? - [ Scoffs ] Great. 00:20:57.840 --> 00:20:59.591 Sorry. 00:21:00.927 --> 00:21:02.928 So this bald guy — he's dangerous, is he? 00:21:03.054 --> 00:21:05.764 - Christ, you are a nosy bastard. - Dangerous like how? 00:21:05.890 --> 00:21:08.767 Dangerous like criminal-type dangerous. 00:21:08.935 --> 00:21:11.269 Dangerous like "involved in bad things" type dangerous. 00:21:11.395 --> 00:21:13.313 - What sort of bad things? - The usual. 00:21:13.439 --> 00:21:16.524 - Girls, drugs, magazines. - Magazines? 00:21:16.651 --> 00:21:19.277 And films. Pornography. And he owns a couple of clubs. 00:21:19.403 --> 00:21:22.739 - Wealthy type? - Yes. 00:21:22.865 --> 00:21:25.033 And refined. 00:21:25.159 --> 00:21:28.954 Took me a long time to realize the kind of things he was capable of. 00:21:29.121 --> 00:21:31.623 And what sort of things are they? 00:21:32.959 --> 00:21:35.293 Perhaps another time. 00:21:35.419 --> 00:21:37.963 I really think I should be going. 00:21:50.643 --> 00:21:53.019 - [ Phone Ringing ] - [ Cobb ] Yeah? 00:21:53.145 --> 00:21:56.481 - It's me — Bill. - What the fuck do you want? 00:21:56.607 --> 00:21:59.484 - Advice. - On what? 00:21:59.652 --> 00:22:02.570 - On a job. - What fucking job? 00:22:02.697 --> 00:22:06.116 - The job that I told you about. - Not interested. 00:22:06.242 --> 00:22:09.160 Yeah, I know that. I'm gonna do it myself. 00:22:09.328 --> 00:22:11.454 Wanna know something about protection. 00:22:11.580 --> 00:22:13.707 - "Protection"? - Yeah. You know... 00:22:13.833 --> 00:22:16.793 self-defense, weapons, stuff like that. 00:22:16.919 --> 00:22:20.171 Surprisingly enough, I thought you might be able to give me some advice. 00:22:20.297 --> 00:22:22.173 [ Chuckling ] 00:22:22.299 --> 00:22:25.051 Steel whip. Nunchucks, they're all right. 00:22:25.177 --> 00:22:27.887 Tools are good — sharpened screwdriver, hammer, chisel — 00:22:28.014 --> 00:22:30.974 - "Hammer"? - Yeah. Medium size. Good rubber grip. 00:22:31.100 --> 00:22:34.602 It's very nasty. If you get a claw hammer, you can pry doors with it. 00:22:34.729 --> 00:22:37.313 Slip it into the back of your waistband, you're set. 00:22:39.191 --> 00:22:41.526 - You still there? - [ Phone Beeps ] 00:22:54.874 --> 00:22:56.124 [ Buzzes ] 00:22:59.128 --> 00:23:01.713 Why don't you get some of these, for chrissake? 00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:04.716 - Where did you get them? - Stole them from Middlesex Hospital. 00:23:04.842 --> 00:23:06.509 You can't buy them. 00:23:10.598 --> 00:23:12.682 Bin-fucking-go. 00:23:12.808 --> 00:23:14.809 [ Lock Clicks ] 00:23:17.521 --> 00:23:20.398 Okay. You get the bag. I'll check out the stuff. 00:23:41.378 --> 00:23:44.089 - I got one. - Oh, that's good. 00:23:44.256 --> 00:23:46.591 - May not need it, though. There's fuck-all here. - Really? 00:23:47.843 --> 00:23:51.054 - Well, what about the telly? - It's fucking useless. 00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:54.140 [ Exclaims ] What are we, burglars or vandals? 00:23:54.266 --> 00:23:56.476 Well, if you're a burglar, why don't you start burgling? 00:23:56.602 --> 00:23:58.103 Uh, what about the tapes? 00:24:00.940 --> 00:24:03.608 - Not much of a collection, and it's a bit personal. - What do you mean? 00:24:03.734 --> 00:24:07.821 Not the stuff you'd play to your dinner party guests to fill in gaps in conversation. 00:24:07.947 --> 00:24:11.491 - What sort of music's that? - I don't know. Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit. 00:24:11.617 --> 00:24:13.743 - He's got taste. - Each to his own... 00:24:13.869 --> 00:24:16.579 but he's a sad fucker with no social life. 00:24:19.625 --> 00:24:22.252 - Ooh. Nice machine. - Maybe he's a writer. 00:24:22.378 --> 00:24:24.504 Nah. If he was a writer, he'd have a word processor. 00:24:24.630 --> 00:24:28.299 This guy wants to be a writer, and those are two totally separate things. 00:24:31.053 --> 00:24:33.763 - You checked this out? - Uh-huh. 00:24:33.889 --> 00:24:35.890 - You watched him go to work? You saw his routine? - Yeah. 00:24:36.016 --> 00:24:38.143 - What's his job? - He works in a bank. 00:24:39.186 --> 00:24:40.770 This guy's unemployed. 00:24:40.896 --> 00:24:43.690 - No, he's not. - Look at the desk. He's unemployed. 00:24:43.816 --> 00:24:46.025 People who have jobs don't have this fucking shit in their homes. 00:24:46.152 --> 00:24:48.069 He's either unemployed or is a student... 00:24:48.195 --> 00:24:51.197 which means he could be back any fucking second. What the fuck is that? 00:24:51.323 --> 00:24:54.826 I mean, you should recognize the dole, boy. His fucking UB40! 00:24:54.952 --> 00:24:57.954 You fucking asshole! You didn't check this out at all. We're going now. 00:24:59.748 --> 00:25:01.749 We're not gonna take anything? 00:25:01.876 --> 00:25:03.751 No, we're not. I don't feel like scrounging off... 00:25:03.878 --> 00:25:06.004 some poor dole-head fucker — no offense. 00:25:07.047 --> 00:25:09.007 None taken. 00:25:11.051 --> 00:25:13.595 Let's go to someplace I've checked out. 00:25:34.617 --> 00:25:36.784 [ Door Buzzer Buzzing ] 00:25:38.537 --> 00:25:40.496 [ Lock Clicks ] 00:25:46.629 --> 00:25:49.547 Hi. Make yourself at home. I'll be down in just a minute. 00:26:38.681 --> 00:26:41.432 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 00:26:46.355 --> 00:26:48.606 - Nice place. - Thanks. 00:26:48.774 --> 00:26:50.942 Feel a bit funny about it, you know, since... 00:26:51.068 --> 00:26:53.528 someone's been going through my stuff. It's sort of creepy. 00:26:53.654 --> 00:26:55.113 What'd they take? 00:26:55.239 --> 00:26:58.283 Books, my camera, CDs. 00:26:58.409 --> 00:27:01.577 They even took a bag from my cupboard to take it away in. 00:27:01.704 --> 00:27:04.789 - Apparently that's pretty standard. - Must be terrible, losing all that stuff. 00:27:04.957 --> 00:27:08.376 Insurance will cover most of it. It's personal stuff that's worse. 00:27:08.502 --> 00:27:10.253 "Personal stuff"? Like what? 00:27:10.379 --> 00:27:12.964 They, um, rifled through my underwear. 00:27:13.090 --> 00:27:15.383 Shit. Why would they do that? 00:27:15.509 --> 00:27:19.262 Come on. You know the kind of kinky, voyeuristic shit men get into. 00:27:19.388 --> 00:27:22.015 No, I'm sorry. I'm not into any of that. 00:27:23.600 --> 00:27:26.644 One other thing they did was they took one of my earrings. 00:27:26.812 --> 00:27:29.522 The didn't take the pair, they just took one, just to really fuck me off. 00:27:29.648 --> 00:27:31.941 You probably misplaced the other one or something. 00:27:32.067 --> 00:27:34.861 Oh, no. I mean, I had them on my dresser. 00:27:34.987 --> 00:27:36.988 I came back, and there was just one. 00:27:37.114 --> 00:27:40.325 - So you just wear the other one now. - Gives me something to talk about. 00:27:41.618 --> 00:27:43.995 I'll, uh — I'll go and get some clothes on. 00:30:42.758 --> 00:30:44.425 [ Note Plinks ] 00:31:03.195 --> 00:31:04.862 Bill? 00:31:19.795 --> 00:31:23.214 - Saucy, eh? - [ Snickers ] 00:31:24.258 --> 00:31:26.217 You haven't found a bag yet? 00:31:26.343 --> 00:31:29.428 - ls this her flat? - Yeah. She's a fox. 00:31:29.555 --> 00:31:31.514 She's got pictures of herself everywhere. 00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:33.683 Yeah. She looks good. 00:31:33.809 --> 00:31:35.977 Look at this stuff. 00:31:47.114 --> 00:31:49.448 - You should take some of this stuff. - No way. 00:31:49.575 --> 00:31:51.576 Suit yourself. I'm gonna take some, though. 00:31:51.702 --> 00:31:53.661 Look at her. She's a babe. 00:32:06.216 --> 00:32:07.800 Bingo. 00:32:14.891 --> 00:32:16.767 ♪♪ [ Piano Notes ] 00:32:32.075 --> 00:32:33.826 [ Low Note ] 00:32:51.511 --> 00:32:53.095 Why does she have so many pictures of herself? 00:32:53.221 --> 00:32:55.973 I think she's a model. She's certainly vain. 00:32:59.978 --> 00:33:01.646 Is that about it? 00:33:02.814 --> 00:33:05.650 Yeah, I guess that covers the useful stuff. 00:33:08.612 --> 00:33:11.489 Stereo's too big. 00:33:11.615 --> 00:33:14.659 Piano definitely too big. I think... 00:33:14.785 --> 00:33:17.495 I'll just misplace this for her. 00:34:16.388 --> 00:34:18.639 - What is this place? - Used to be offices. 00:34:18.765 --> 00:34:21.225 - How'd you get the keys? - Broke in, changed the locks. 00:34:21.393 --> 00:34:23.561 It's owned by one of those management places, you know? 00:34:23.687 --> 00:34:26.731 They never come around, and if they do, they'll just think they've mixed up their keys. 00:34:26.857 --> 00:34:30.943 Eventually they'll break in and change the locks, but I'll be long gone by then. 00:34:31.069 --> 00:34:33.863 London's full of these dead spaces. 00:34:33.989 --> 00:34:35.906 Above restaurants or shops. Whole buildings. 00:34:36.032 --> 00:34:38.826 - Do we leave the stuff here? - No, that's your job. 00:34:38.952 --> 00:34:41.620 You hang on to it till I let you know we're ready to fence it. 00:34:41.747 --> 00:34:43.622 - Okay. - Unless... 00:34:43.749 --> 00:34:46.709 you want to try to sell it yourself and give me half of what you get. 00:34:46.835 --> 00:34:48.669 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 00:34:50.005 --> 00:34:51.922 Look, I was hard on you on that last place... 00:34:52.090 --> 00:34:54.842 but you've got to understand: I won't let anybody put me at risk. 00:34:54.968 --> 00:34:56.427 - It's dangerous enough already. - Sure. 00:34:57.804 --> 00:35:00.097 - An early supper, I think. - I really can't afford it. 00:35:00.223 --> 00:35:02.433 - It's covered. - Yeah? 00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:04.268 Okay. 00:35:08.523 --> 00:35:11.108 Authentic, I don't know, but I like it. 00:35:11.234 --> 00:35:13.694 So you keep on coming in here? 00:35:13.820 --> 00:35:15.529 - l know. l like it, but — - Why, I don't know. 00:35:15.655 --> 00:35:18.073 No, I do know why. 00:35:18.200 --> 00:35:20.075 - Why? - Well, because there's no windows... 00:35:20.202 --> 00:35:23.370 and because it's dark, and nobody can see you in the alcoves... 00:35:23.497 --> 00:35:26.791 and so perhaps the bald guy wouldn't come past. 00:35:26.917 --> 00:35:29.460 - Maybe. - Maybe. Maybe this is where you bring 00:35:29.586 --> 00:35:32.963 all the guys you go out with, because you know that he's... 00:35:33.089 --> 00:35:35.549 not just gonna be walking by, popping in. 00:35:37.636 --> 00:35:39.929 - Maybe. - Maybe, yeah. 00:35:40.055 --> 00:35:42.431 I thought it was over between you two. 00:35:42.557 --> 00:35:44.934 It is. 00:35:45.060 --> 00:35:48.145 So how come you still go to basement bars, then... 00:35:48.271 --> 00:35:50.147 so that you can't be seen by him? 00:35:50.273 --> 00:35:53.526 - Because, as I've told you before — - Because you're afraid of him ,'cause he's — 00:35:53.652 --> 00:35:55.444 - Because he's dangerous. - Dangerous. 00:35:55.570 --> 00:35:58.572 Dangerous — How-How dangerous? You keep on saying he's dangerous. 00:35:58.698 --> 00:36:00.950 You never explain to me... 00:36:01.076 --> 00:36:03.118 why you're so afraid of him. 00:36:03.245 --> 00:36:05.454 Okay. 00:36:05.580 --> 00:36:07.456 He came around to my flat... 00:36:07.582 --> 00:36:10.835 with a couple of his associates... 00:36:11.002 --> 00:36:14.797 and... I didn't really know what all this was about... 00:36:14.923 --> 00:36:17.842 until this other guy arrived... 00:36:18.009 --> 00:36:20.261 who apparently owed them some money. 00:36:20.387 --> 00:36:22.763 They didn't like this very much, so they got a hammer. 00:36:22.889 --> 00:36:24.515 [ Man Groaning, Muffled ] 00:36:24.641 --> 00:36:28.143 They held him down, and they smashed every single one of his fingers. 00:36:28.270 --> 00:36:30.771 [ Man Screaming ] 00:36:34.568 --> 00:36:37.611 And then they smashed his skull. 00:36:39.447 --> 00:36:42.533 Someone get me a tea towel or something. 00:36:47.831 --> 00:36:49.832 [ Chuckles ] You're joking with me. 00:36:49.958 --> 00:36:51.458 No. 00:36:54.504 --> 00:36:56.755 - You're not joking with me. - Uh-uh. 00:37:00.093 --> 00:37:03.137 This is why you don't go out with him anymore. 00:37:03.263 --> 00:37:07.016 No. No, no. That's because he made a mess on my carpet. 00:37:08.310 --> 00:37:10.853 That's not funny. 00:37:10.979 --> 00:37:12.646 I know. 00:37:20.071 --> 00:37:23.115 How on earth did you get to fall in with somebody like this? 00:37:23.241 --> 00:37:26.952 - Let's just change the subject, all right? - He's not the sort of bloke I'd have thought you'd normally associate with. 00:37:27.078 --> 00:37:29.538 - Come on. - What were you doing? Were you... 00:37:29.664 --> 00:37:31.916 [ Clears Throat ] "working" for him at the time? 00:37:35.879 --> 00:37:39.423 That is none of your business. 00:37:39.549 --> 00:37:42.968 I think you better find someone else to start telling you little stories. 00:37:43.094 --> 00:37:45.054 Oh, come on. I was just joking. 00:38:13.041 --> 00:38:15.751 [ Pots Clattering ] 00:39:32.328 --> 00:39:34.246 [ Safe Door Opens ] 00:40:09.866 --> 00:40:11.909 [ Safe Door Closes ] 00:40:31.888 --> 00:40:34.389 [ Whispering ] Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 00:40:34.516 --> 00:40:37.267 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 00:41:03.628 --> 00:41:05.587 You're developing a taste for it. 00:41:05.713 --> 00:41:08.423 The violating, the voyeurism — oh, it's definitely you. 00:41:08.550 --> 00:41:10.634 - I think not. - I think so. 00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:13.929 And before long you'll have developed a taste for all the things that go with the proceeds. 00:41:14.055 --> 00:41:15.973 - Such as? - Well, all this. 00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:19.434 Do you make all your money through burglary? 00:41:19.561 --> 00:41:21.228 No, not all of it. 00:41:21.354 --> 00:41:24.481 - In fact, you're gonna pay for this. - I told you: I can't afford to. 00:41:24.607 --> 00:41:27.901 Don't worry. It won't really be you. It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this. 00:41:28.027 --> 00:41:30.487 I thought I'd give you the pleasure of pretending to pay. 00:41:30.655 --> 00:41:33.365 - What am I supposed to do with this? - Sign it. 00:41:33.491 --> 00:41:35.117 - "Sign it"? - Sign it. 00:41:35.243 --> 00:41:38.453 In your own handwriting. Then you can do anything you want with it. 00:41:38.580 --> 00:41:40.372 "D. Lloyd." 00:41:56.139 --> 00:41:58.056 Don't you ever worry about being caught? 00:41:58.183 --> 00:42:01.351 Why else would I do it? Besides, I'm not gonna get caught. 00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:04.855 - What, you've thought it all through? - I've thought it all through. 00:42:07.275 --> 00:42:09.860 This is only the tip of the iceberg. 00:42:10.028 --> 00:42:11.987 I will do things that you don't even believe. 00:42:12.113 --> 00:42:14.239 - Such as — - Example: 00:42:14.365 --> 00:42:16.450 Sometimes when I'm watching a flat, I'll see that the owners... 00:42:16.576 --> 00:42:18.493 are about to go on holiday. 00:42:18.620 --> 00:42:21.872 I'll wait till they're gone, then move in for a week or two. 00:42:21.998 --> 00:42:23.165 You've got to be joking. 00:42:23.291 --> 00:42:25.292 No. Happens a lot more than you'd believe. 00:42:25.418 --> 00:42:27.002 How do you know when they're gonna be back? 00:42:27.128 --> 00:42:29.004 It's almost always marked on the kitchen calendar. 00:42:29.130 --> 00:42:31.048 Christ. [ Chuckling ] 00:42:35.136 --> 00:42:36.887 Jesus fucking Christ! 00:42:37.013 --> 00:42:38.722 - What's wrong? - The woman — from the first flat. 00:42:38.848 --> 00:42:41.183 - The one we broke into. She just walked in. - Are you sure? 00:42:41.309 --> 00:42:43.310 - Yes, I am fucking sure. - Is she with the same bloke? 00:42:43.436 --> 00:42:44.728 - No. - It's all right, then. 00:42:44.854 --> 00:42:47.272 - What if she sees us? - She's with her partner. She can't do anything. 00:42:47.398 --> 00:42:49.524 I think that's one hell of a chance to take. 00:42:49.651 --> 00:42:52.319 What's she gonna say? We stole half a bottle of indifferent red wine? Calm down. 00:42:52.445 --> 00:42:55.072 - Do you mind if we skip dessert? - Yes, I fucking mind. 00:42:55.198 --> 00:42:57.532 - She's coming this way. - She's going to the loo. 00:42:57.659 --> 00:42:59.409 - She saw me. - Oh, yeah? 00:42:59.535 --> 00:43:02.329 She saw me. She recognizes us. I think we should leave. 00:43:02.455 --> 00:43:04.039 Okay. 00:43:05.124 --> 00:43:07.542 We'll leave. Not that we've got anything to worry about... 00:43:07.669 --> 00:43:10.587 except for you making a fucking twat out of yourself. 00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:17.177 I really hate it when I don't get to finish a good meal with a cup of coffee. 00:43:17.303 --> 00:43:19.263 - Yeah, but — - Don't fucking say it. 00:43:19.389 --> 00:43:21.390 She got a second look at me. She recognized me. 00:43:21.516 --> 00:43:23.308 That sort of thing makes me nervous. 00:43:23.434 --> 00:43:25.727 If you're so worried about your appearance, why don't you change it? 00:43:25.853 --> 00:43:27.729 You know, new haircut, new set of clothes. 00:43:27.855 --> 00:43:30.816 Your mother won't recognize you. Just because you break into people's homes... 00:43:30.942 --> 00:43:33.777 doesn't mean you have to look like a fucking burglar. 00:43:40.034 --> 00:44:15.610 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 00:46:13.771 --> 00:46:16.022 "Everybody has a box." 00:47:18.794 --> 00:47:20.545 [ Line Ringing ] 00:47:20.671 --> 00:47:22.714 - Yeah? - Hello. It's Bill. 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:24.716 Oh, hello, Bill. What can I do for you? 00:47:24.842 --> 00:47:27.010 Not much. It's about the stuff. 00:47:27.178 --> 00:47:29.596 What about the stuff? 00:47:29.722 --> 00:47:33.266 I've, uh, met this guy. Said he would fence most of it. 00:47:33.392 --> 00:47:35.852 I thought I'd have a go myself, like you said. 00:47:37.563 --> 00:47:39.689 I don't reckon I'll get as much as you could... 00:47:39.815 --> 00:47:43.818 but, um, you'll have half of whatever I get. 00:47:43.945 --> 00:47:45.403 How does that sound? 00:47:45.530 --> 00:47:47.405 Well, that sounds fine. Anything else? 00:47:47.532 --> 00:47:49.533 - Yeah, I took your advice. - What advice? 00:47:49.700 --> 00:47:52.452 About changing my appearance. Got my hair cut. I'm all dressed up. 00:47:52.578 --> 00:47:54.204 With no place to go. 00:47:54.330 --> 00:47:56.665 God, Bill, I wasn't being entirely serious about that, you know? 00:47:56.791 --> 00:47:58.833 Yeah. 00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:01.378 I just feel better this way. 00:48:01.504 --> 00:48:02.879 - Safer, huh? - Safer. 00:48:03.047 --> 00:48:05.215 I'll give you a ring when I get the money. 00:48:05.383 --> 00:48:07.050 Right. 00:48:10.555 --> 00:48:13.056 [ Woman ] What was all that about? 00:48:13.182 --> 00:48:15.058 You. 00:48:15.184 --> 00:48:18.520 Your stuff, anyway. He's gonna deal with it himself. 00:48:18.646 --> 00:48:20.605 Meaning? 00:48:20.731 --> 00:48:22.899 Meaning he took the bait, and he's hooked. 00:48:23.067 --> 00:48:26.736 He's gonna hang on to the stuff, pretend to sell it, give me some money. 00:48:26.904 --> 00:48:29.281 You may even get most of it back, if you're lucky. 00:48:29.407 --> 00:48:32.033 God, it's perfect. The photos worked. 00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:34.786 I even got him to cut his hair and change his clothes. 00:48:34.912 --> 00:48:38.456 So does that mean you'll tell me where you hid my earring? 00:48:38.583 --> 00:48:39.916 No. 00:48:40.084 --> 00:48:42.043 And I wouldn't wait for your panties either. 00:48:42.169 --> 00:48:44.045 He's too embarrassed to give those back to you. 00:48:44.171 --> 00:48:46.423 Shit. And did you have to break my window? 00:48:46.591 --> 00:48:48.675 Couldn't you have found a key or something? 00:48:48.801 --> 00:48:51.011 No, that would've been three spare keys in a row. 00:48:51.137 --> 00:48:53.638 Even Bill's not going to fall for that. 00:48:53.764 --> 00:48:56.433 God, it was so embarrassing when we went to his place. 00:48:56.601 --> 00:48:59.436 Right under the mat, just like I told him. It's totally pathetic. 00:48:59.604 --> 00:49:01.521 It was a new mat as well, and I seriously think... 00:49:01.647 --> 00:49:04.065 he bought this mat just so he could put the key under it. 00:51:03.060 --> 00:51:04.978 [ Door Buzzer Buzzing ] 00:51:07.273 --> 00:51:08.815 [ Woman Over Intercom ] Fuck off. 00:51:08.941 --> 00:51:10.650 [ Bill ] How did you know it was me? 00:51:10.776 --> 00:51:13.945 That could've been your mother you just told to fuck off. 00:51:14.071 --> 00:51:15.739 I meant it. 00:51:15.865 --> 00:51:19.242 Oh, come on. Let me in. I've come to apologize. 00:51:19.410 --> 00:51:21.327 [ Lock Clicks ] 00:51:34.842 --> 00:51:37.594 - So apologize. - I haven't been entirely honest with you. 00:51:38.929 --> 00:51:41.598 I'm doing a piece about burglaries. 00:51:41.724 --> 00:51:43.266 What? 00:51:45.227 --> 00:51:48.062 I'm writing about burglaries, about a friend of mine... 00:51:48.189 --> 00:51:50.231 who breaks into people's houses. 00:51:50.357 --> 00:51:53.943 That's why I asked you so many questions about your break-in. 00:51:54.069 --> 00:51:56.946 I didn't tell you at the time 'cause I didn't want to upset you too much. 00:51:57.072 --> 00:52:00.325 He's been breaking in, and I've been — I haven't stolen anything. 00:52:00.451 --> 00:52:04.746 I just go along and... see what happens. 00:52:04.872 --> 00:52:07.207 Is that it? 00:52:08.459 --> 00:52:09.751 Yes. 00:52:09.877 --> 00:52:11.795 What's that got to do with anything? 00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:15.757 Now I've been honest with you. I want you to return the favor. 00:52:15.883 --> 00:52:19.010 - I have been honest with you. - You're still seeing the bald guy. 00:52:19.136 --> 00:52:21.638 I was early the other day, and l saw him leave. 00:52:21.806 --> 00:52:24.682 - You said it was over. - It is. 00:52:24.809 --> 00:52:27.602 Then why are you still seeing him? 00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.231 He's blackmailing me. 00:52:32.608 --> 00:52:35.610 - He's rich. Why on earth would he — - I didn't say anything about money. 00:52:35.736 --> 00:52:38.613 - What's he blackmailing you with? - Photos. 00:52:38.739 --> 00:52:40.114 Of? 00:52:40.241 --> 00:52:42.158 Of me. 00:52:42.284 --> 00:52:46.412 - Don't ask me anything else. I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies. - You've got me all wrong, you know. 00:52:46.539 --> 00:52:48.331 - Have I? - Yes. 00:52:49.416 --> 00:52:52.460 - Where are these pictures? - In his office. Why? 00:52:52.586 --> 00:52:55.547 - I could take them. - How? 00:52:55.673 --> 00:52:58.466 I could break in. Me and this guy could do it. 00:52:58.592 --> 00:53:01.219 There's got to be some valuable stuff in his office, right? 00:53:01.345 --> 00:53:04.556 - He sometimes keeps some money in his safe. - We can't get into his safe. 00:53:04.682 --> 00:53:07.016 - That's where the photos are. - What? 00:53:07.184 --> 00:53:10.019 They're in an envelope — the negatives and some of the prints. 00:53:10.145 --> 00:53:13.147 - We can't do that. - I know the combination. 00:53:13.274 --> 00:53:14.816 How? 00:53:14.942 --> 00:53:16.526 I've seen him open it loads of times. 00:53:16.694 --> 00:53:18.653 I thought I might be able to lift them myself. 00:53:20.281 --> 00:53:22.198 That's what we'll do, then. 00:53:28.747 --> 00:53:31.207 No one in their right minds would steal from him. 00:53:31.375 --> 00:53:34.335 If we don't get caught, it's not gonna matter who it was we stole from... 00:53:34.461 --> 00:53:36.546 and we're not going to get caught. 00:53:40.217 --> 00:53:42.135 If you get them, you won't look at the photos... 00:53:42.261 --> 00:53:44.220 and you won't even look in the envelope. 00:53:44.346 --> 00:53:47.265 - Of course not. - I've got your word on that? 00:53:47.391 --> 00:53:49.392 You have my word. 00:54:10.915 --> 00:54:13.875 - You're late. - Sorry. 00:54:14.001 --> 00:54:16.419 I thought you said you were gonna fence it yourself. 00:54:16.545 --> 00:54:18.504 I got rid of most of it. 00:54:32.853 --> 00:54:34.938 It'll take me a couple days to get rid of all this. 00:54:35.064 --> 00:54:36.981 That's what I thought. 00:54:41.737 --> 00:54:43.655 Is there something else on your mind? 00:54:43.781 --> 00:54:46.282 Yeah. I want to hit a place. 00:54:46.450 --> 00:54:48.368 I've been scouting out a couple places. 00:54:48.494 --> 00:54:51.329 - A particular place. For some photos. - "Photos"? 00:54:51.455 --> 00:54:53.706 Yeah, for a friend. 00:54:53.832 --> 00:54:57.669 - What's the place? - The photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination. 00:54:57.795 --> 00:55:00.171 Well, if it's for a friend, where's the money in it? 00:55:00.297 --> 00:55:03.174 Money's in the safe... probably. 00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:06.427 "Probably." Whose office? 00:55:06.553 --> 00:55:09.389 - A club owner. Pornographer type. - Heavy? 00:55:09.515 --> 00:55:11.224 Yeah, looks like it. 00:55:17.773 --> 00:55:19.691 What the fuck's going on? 00:55:21.986 --> 00:55:25.113 - I'm seeing someone. - Who? 00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:28.825 - The owner of that bag. - What? 00:55:28.951 --> 00:55:31.869 The woman whose house we hit, the one with the pictures of herself. 00:55:31.996 --> 00:55:34.038 Tell me you're fucking joking. 00:55:34.164 --> 00:55:35.665 No. 00:55:37.292 --> 00:55:39.961 I thought she looked interesting, I followed her... 00:55:40.087 --> 00:55:44.090 - we had a drink, and... now we're involved. - Have you slept with her? 00:55:44.216 --> 00:55:48.094 Yeah. We're gettin' on really well. 00:55:48.220 --> 00:55:51.514 I wanted to give some of her stuff back to her, but I thought that would mean — 00:55:51.640 --> 00:55:53.266 You thought that would mean telling her that you fucking robbed her! 00:55:53.392 --> 00:55:56.519 How shrewd! I mean, how fucking prudent of you not to tell her that! 00:55:57.855 --> 00:55:59.772 That's a nice haircut, though. 00:55:59.898 --> 00:56:01.482 Nice suit as well. 00:56:01.608 --> 00:56:03.359 - Pity about the bloodstains on it. - What blood— 00:56:36.602 --> 00:56:39.103 You're on your own now. 00:56:39.229 --> 00:56:41.898 Here. Here's a present for you... 00:56:42.024 --> 00:56:45.318 to get you started on your new solo career. 00:56:45.444 --> 00:56:47.403 [ Choking, Coughing ] 00:56:57.372 --> 00:56:59.415 [ Coughing ] 00:57:43.877 --> 00:57:45.962 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 00:57:58.725 --> 00:58:01.144 - Did you have to beat him? - Did you have to sleep with him? 00:58:01.270 --> 00:58:03.521 - You told me to. - I said you should if you had to... 00:58:03.647 --> 00:58:06.065 but that's not really the same as telling you to. 00:58:09.444 --> 00:58:12.029 - Did you enjoy it? - Did you enjoy beating him up? 00:58:12.156 --> 00:58:14.657 Of course. 00:58:17.911 --> 00:58:21.122 Look, I'm in deep shit. This is going to work. 00:58:21.248 --> 00:58:23.124 Do they really think you're involved? 00:58:23.250 --> 00:58:25.168 They've already had me in for questioning, haven't they? 00:58:25.294 --> 00:58:28.754 It's not gonna be long before they find the guy who saw me leave and pull me in. 00:58:28.881 --> 00:58:30.715 - Did he get a good look at you? - No. 00:58:30.841 --> 00:58:32.800 Which is why I think this is gonna work. 00:58:32.926 --> 00:58:35.011 All we need is someone of roughly the same appearance... 00:58:35.137 --> 00:58:37.889 roughly the same way of working, and we should be fine. 00:58:38.015 --> 00:58:40.349 Just tell them what really happened, that you found her like that. 00:58:40.475 --> 00:58:42.518 No, you wouldn't say that if you saw what I saw. 00:58:42.644 --> 00:58:44.562 No, I mean, this is horrible. 00:58:44.688 --> 00:58:47.440 There's blood everywhere. 00:58:47.566 --> 00:58:50.693 I mean, her head has been beaten. She doesn't even look human anymore. 00:58:50.861 --> 00:58:52.862 I mean, I'd been there a while. 00:58:52.988 --> 00:58:56.199 I may have left traces, prints, forensic shit. I don't know. 00:58:56.325 --> 00:58:59.452 The point is, the body's fresh. It hasn't been dead long. 00:58:59.578 --> 00:59:02.330 Any witness might put me there close enough to the time of death. 00:59:02.456 --> 00:59:04.498 You just said the witness didn't get a good look at you. 00:59:04.625 --> 00:59:06.500 No, but that's not the point, is it? 00:59:06.627 --> 00:59:08.878 A crime that brutal — an old lady beaten to death. 00:59:09.046 --> 00:59:11.964 If they even think it's me, they're gonna try and pin it on me, aren't they? 00:59:12.090 --> 00:59:14.759 No, we've got to have someone else. I've even told them there's someone else. 00:59:14.885 --> 00:59:18.304 - And if he's got an alibi? - Well, he's a loner. 00:59:18.430 --> 00:59:19.972 He's perfect. 00:59:20.098 --> 00:59:22.600 Even strangers that have seen him before aren't gonna recognize him... 00:59:22.726 --> 00:59:25.061 because he's had his hair cut. 00:59:25.187 --> 00:59:27.230 No, he's our man. 00:59:51.880 --> 00:59:52.922 I've got it. 00:59:53.048 --> 00:59:56.717 I've got to drop off the fucking money first. 00:59:58.053 --> 01:00:00.346 Money. Bundles of fucking money. 01:00:01.974 --> 01:00:03.724 Ow! 01:00:03.850 --> 01:00:05.726 Nothing. Nothing. 01:00:08.772 --> 01:00:12.566 "Okay"? 01:00:14.778 --> 01:00:17.780 - I'll — I'll be around soon. - [ Phone Hangs Up ] 01:00:52.441 --> 01:00:54.442 [ Door Buzzer Buzzing ] 01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:04.035 You promised me you wouldn't open the envelope. 01:01:04.161 --> 01:01:05.619 It wasn't sealed. They fell out. 01:01:05.746 --> 01:01:08.831 - "They fell out." - So are you gonna explain? 01:01:08.957 --> 01:01:12.835 I mean, what was it? Was it all just bullshit to get hold of the money? 01:01:13.003 --> 01:01:14.795 There isn't usually any in there. 01:01:14.921 --> 01:01:16.672 Well, what, then? 01:01:21.094 --> 01:01:23.179 It was for a friend. 01:01:23.305 --> 01:01:25.848 The police think he did something, and he didn't... 01:01:26.016 --> 01:01:29.810 so he needs a decoy, another likely suspect. 01:01:29.936 --> 01:01:33.856 Someone caught robbing a place using the same way he does it, his methods. 01:01:33.982 --> 01:01:35.691 "His methods"? 01:01:37.194 --> 01:01:38.778 Who is the friend? 01:01:40.572 --> 01:01:41.822 Cobb. 01:01:41.948 --> 01:01:44.867 Broke into a place a couple of weeks ago. 01:01:44.993 --> 01:01:47.161 He found an old lady bashed to death. 01:01:47.287 --> 01:01:49.789 He ran off. Someone saw him. 01:01:49.915 --> 01:01:53.000 Couple of days later, the police called him in for questioning. They think he killed her. 01:01:53.126 --> 01:01:55.336 He probably did. 01:01:55.462 --> 01:01:57.713 No, he's a thief. He's not a murderer. 01:01:57.839 --> 01:02:00.424 So he told them that they'd got him confused... 01:02:00.550 --> 01:02:03.594 with another burglar he knew, one who used the same MO. 01:02:03.720 --> 01:02:06.097 Why me? 01:02:06.223 --> 01:02:09.141 [ Snickers ] You set yourself up for it. 01:02:09.267 --> 01:02:13.270 Cobb noticed you following him days before he actually approached you. 01:02:13.397 --> 01:02:15.356 Well, initially he thought you were police... 01:02:15.482 --> 01:02:17.733 - and then he followed you. - He followed me? 01:02:19.736 --> 01:02:22.196 He followed you and realized you were just... 01:02:22.322 --> 01:02:24.907 this sad little fucker waiting to be used. 01:02:25.033 --> 01:02:27.785 So you and Cobb just went for it. 01:02:27.911 --> 01:02:30.746 How could you do this to me? 01:02:30.914 --> 01:02:33.040 To anybody? 01:02:33.166 --> 01:02:36.168 It's not that serious. 01:02:36.294 --> 01:02:38.796 You've got the money. You didn't kill the old lady. 01:02:38.922 --> 01:02:42.133 You're just there to plant doubt in the minds of the police. 01:02:42.259 --> 01:02:44.427 They'll never charge you. 01:02:44.594 --> 01:02:46.762 You were supposed to get caught tonight breaking in. 01:02:46.930 --> 01:02:50.057 They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady, and you wouldn't know anything. 01:02:50.183 --> 01:02:52.726 They could still have charged me for breaking and entering. 01:02:52.853 --> 01:02:55.396 But you did break and enter. 01:02:55.522 --> 01:02:57.773 And for whatever reason, you didn't get caught red-handed. 01:03:00.986 --> 01:03:03.863 He came in. He went down. 01:03:03.989 --> 01:03:07.825 I didn't hang around long enough to find out whether he could get up. 01:03:07.951 --> 01:03:10.870 It's his blood on my hammer. 01:03:10.996 --> 01:03:14.290 How could you do this to me? 01:03:14.416 --> 01:03:16.876 It's nothing personal. 01:03:17.002 --> 01:03:19.545 When I began this, I didn't even know you. 01:03:23.884 --> 01:03:26.552 [ Hammer Thuds On Floor ] 01:03:26.678 --> 01:03:29.221 - I'm going to the police in the morning. - You can't. 01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:32.808 I'm going, and I'm gonna tell them everything. 01:03:32.934 --> 01:03:34.810 You can't, 'cause they won't believe you. 01:03:34.936 --> 01:03:37.104 I'm gonna tell them everything. They'll believe me because it's the truth. 01:03:37.230 --> 01:03:40.316 - Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story. - You could. 01:03:40.442 --> 01:03:42.943 I won't. 01:03:43.069 --> 01:03:46.530 They'll make you, because your lies won't stand up to the truth. 01:03:52.162 --> 01:03:55.664 - I wouldn't do this if I were you. - [ Door Shuts ] 01:04:00.754 --> 01:04:02.338 That's it. 01:04:04.257 --> 01:04:06.717 I mean, if you've got any questions, then — 01:04:06.843 --> 01:04:09.386 One or two. 01:04:09.513 --> 01:04:12.473 You see, we don't actually have any unsolved murders of old ladies... 01:04:12.599 --> 01:04:15.226 - at the present. - You must have. 01:04:15.352 --> 01:04:19.563 There's no such ongoing investigation. 01:04:19.689 --> 01:04:22.191 And we don't know this Mr. Cobb of yours. 01:04:24.277 --> 01:04:26.362 I warned you he'd look in the envelope. 01:04:27.489 --> 01:04:29.532 He gave me his word. I believed him. 01:04:29.658 --> 01:04:31.909 It's nothing personal. He couldn't help it. 01:04:32.035 --> 01:04:34.036 I mean, he's a born peeper. 01:04:37.999 --> 01:04:40.876 Anyway, down to business. 01:04:41.002 --> 01:04:43.212 [ Scoffs ] "Business"? 01:04:45.549 --> 01:04:47.216 [ Police Investigator ] Perhaps there's... 01:04:47.342 --> 01:04:50.386 something else you'd like to tell me, hmm? 01:04:51.513 --> 01:04:53.973 Anything. 01:04:56.017 --> 01:04:58.394 - Where's the hammer? - It's in that bag. 01:05:00.981 --> 01:05:02.648 What are you gonna do with it? 01:05:04.693 --> 01:05:07.736 The old man was very specific about how I should do things. 01:05:09.823 --> 01:05:11.865 What's the old man got to say about it? 01:05:11.992 --> 01:05:15.160 Well, he is letting me keep all the money from his safe. 01:05:16.413 --> 01:05:18.706 Anything at all. 01:05:18.832 --> 01:05:20.541 Your side of things. 01:05:23.169 --> 01:05:25.671 He says your demands have become too unreasonable. 01:05:25.797 --> 01:05:28.090 You've become too greedy in your blackmail. 01:05:28.258 --> 01:05:30.926 He said something about you being a witness... 01:05:31.052 --> 01:05:33.429 to an incident that happened in this very room. 01:05:33.597 --> 01:05:37.474 He was very precise about exactly how and where I should take care of things. 01:05:37.601 --> 01:05:39.935 Something about a bloodstained carpet... 01:05:40.103 --> 01:05:42.688 that you've got stashed away to back up your story... 01:05:42.814 --> 01:05:44.940 should it ever be told. 01:05:46.026 --> 01:05:48.277 Did you talk to her? 01:05:48.403 --> 01:05:50.613 We found her this morning. 01:05:52.240 --> 01:05:53.282 [ Screaming ] 01:05:53.408 --> 01:05:54.992 What do you mean, "found her"? 01:05:55.118 --> 01:05:56.910 Her body. 01:05:57.954 --> 01:06:01.540 We also found a hammer with two types of blood on it. 01:06:01.666 --> 01:06:05.336 One type I assume will match the bloke you put in hospital. 01:06:06.463 --> 01:06:08.380 All her fingers were smashed. 01:06:08.506 --> 01:06:10.799 You must have tortured her to get the combination. 01:06:10.925 --> 01:06:12.968 I didn't touch her! 01:06:14.220 --> 01:06:16.930 We also found some interesting items in your flat... 01:06:17.057 --> 01:06:19.767 in this shoebox under your bed. 01:06:19.893 --> 01:06:24.021 Among various items reported missing by the deceased last week, we found... 01:06:24.147 --> 01:06:27.149 these pairs of ladies' underwear. 01:06:27.275 --> 01:06:29.193 Are they hers? 01:06:29.319 --> 01:06:32.363 I assume so, since we found them stashed... 01:06:32.489 --> 01:06:35.324 with these passport-style photographs of the deceased. 01:06:37.327 --> 01:06:40.621 We also found this pearl earring... 01:06:40.747 --> 01:06:43.165 which exactly matched... 01:06:43.333 --> 01:06:46.043 the one worn by the deceased at the time of her death. 01:06:46.169 --> 01:06:48.712 - A little trophy? - No. 01:06:48.838 --> 01:06:52.341 It was Cobb who planted it when we turned over her place. 01:06:52.467 --> 01:06:55.135 Go and collar him. I gave you his address. 01:06:56.763 --> 01:07:00.182 We checked the address you gave us. There's no Cobb there. 01:07:00.308 --> 01:07:02.851 The flat belongs to a Mr.... 01:07:04.604 --> 01:07:06.355 D. Lloyd. 01:07:07.607 --> 01:07:09.983 He's just returned from holiday... 01:07:10.110 --> 01:07:13.696 and he told us that while he was away, his flat had been burgled. 01:07:13.822 --> 01:07:15.948 Not much was missing... 01:07:17.033 --> 01:07:19.493 but his new credit card hasn't yet arrived. 01:07:19.619 --> 01:07:21.912 Well, that was Cobb. We used it to... 01:07:22.038 --> 01:07:24.540 pay for a meal in a restaurant. 01:07:24.666 --> 01:07:27.042 We found this at your flat. 01:07:28.712 --> 01:07:30.671 It was Cobb... 01:07:31.715 --> 01:07:33.590 who stole it. 01:07:33.717 --> 01:07:35.926 Is that your handwriting? 01:07:38.763 --> 01:07:40.222 Yes. 01:07:40.246 --> 01:08:00.246 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.