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Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers,

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the needy from the greedy,

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and those who trust me from the ones who don't.

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Because if you can't see value here today,

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you're not up here shopping,
you're up here shoplifting.

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You see these goods?

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Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite

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or Fanny by the gaslight.

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Take a bag.
Come on, take a bag.

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I took a bag home last night,

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and it cost me a
lot more than £10,
I can tell you.

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Anyone like jewelry?

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Look at that one there.
Handmade in Italy,
hand stolen in Stepney.

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It's as long as my arm.
I wish it was as long
as something else.

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Don't think 'cause these boxes
are sealed up they're empty.

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The only man who
sells empty boxes
is the undertaker.

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And by the look of some of you lot here today,

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I'd make more money
with me measuring tape.
Here, one price.

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£10.
Did you say £10?

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BACON: Are you deaf?

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That's a bargain.
I'll take one.

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Squeeze in if you can.
Left leg, right leg,
your body will follow.

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They call it walking.
You want one
as well, darling?

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You do. That's it,
they're waking up.

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Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife.

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It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught.

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Hold on, you want one as well?

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Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then.

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It's no good standing out there
like 1:00 half struck.

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Buy them, you better buy them!

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These are not stolen,
they just haven't
been paid for.

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And we can't get them
again, they've changed
the bloody locks.

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Here, one for you.
It's no good
coming back later

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when I've sold out.

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"Too late,
too late!"
will be the cry

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when the man with
the bargains has
passed you by.

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And if you've got no money on you now,

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you'll be crying
tears as big as
October cabbages.

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Bacon, cozzers.

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BACON: Shit.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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ALAN: Ed can hustle
a few quid here and there,

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but his real talent
lies in cards
and gambling with cards.

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Bacon could see that his days of selling

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moody goods on street corners are numbered.

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It's time to move on and he knows it.

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TOM: And I'm 6'1 ",
that's perfect for
my height, all right?

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NICK: All right, you take
a photo. You're catching
up with me, you are.

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Look, what are you
talking about? I'm
bloody skinny, pal.

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Yeah, yeah, of
course you are.
All right?

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Nick the Greek, always a pleasure.

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Tom, what have you been eating?

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I've been
telling him this. ..
Enough already.

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You two, join me in my office.

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So, how much is it then, Tom?

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You know how much it is, Nick.

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And that includes the amp, yeah?

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No, that does not include the amp.

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Shit, Tom, I thought it included the amp.

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Well, it doesn't.

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I'll throw in one
of these telephones
if you like,

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but it does not include the amp.

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Very nice.

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I hope it includes the speakers.

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It doesn't include the speakers,

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it doesn't include the amp,

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and it's not supposed to include me

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getting the hump with your stupid questions.

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Now you want it, Nick, you buy it.

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What else do I get with it?

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You get a
gold-plated
Rolls-Royce,

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as long as you pay for it.

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Don't know, Tom.
Seems expensive.

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Seems? Well, this
seems to be a
waste of my time.

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That is 900 nicker in
any shop you're lucky
enough to find one in,

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and you're complaining about 200?

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What school of finance did you study?

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It's a deal, it's a steal.
It's the sale of the
fucking century.

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In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.

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All right, all right, keep your Alans on.

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Here's a ton.

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Jesus Christ.
You could choke a
dozen donkeys on that.

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And you're haggling over £100?

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What do you do
when you're not buying
stereos, Nick?

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Finance revolutions?

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£100 is still £100.

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Not when the price is £200, it's not.

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And certainly not when
you got Liberia's deficit
in your sky rocket.

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Tighter than a duck's
butt you are.
Now come on,

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let me feel the fiber of your fabric.

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ALAN: The skinny one is Tom,

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and he's the entrepreneur of the bunch.

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He's got a couple of dirty
little fingers in a couple
of dirty little pies.

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Nick, here, however, has made it his business

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to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes

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in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London.

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Between the two of them,
there ain't much
you can't get ahold of.

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(SNIFFS)

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That's my 25 grand, it's all there.

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It took me a long time
to earn that, so you
treat it with respect.

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What about the chef?

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TOM: What have
you come as?

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Cupid, stupid.

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That's the last time
I'm getting any more
fruit off of you, Tom.

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Do you call that fresh?

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There was more small, hairy armored things

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in your fruit than there was fruit.

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You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's.

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Well, if you will order stuff from Katmandu,

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don't be surprised
if it picks up a
few tourists en route.

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Anyway, enough about that.

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Where's the money?

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Oi!

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Keep your fingers out of my soup.

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ALAN: Soap is called Soap
because he likes to keep
his hands clean

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of any unlawful behavior.

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He's proud of his job
and even more
proud that it's legal.

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He represents the more
sensible side of the four.

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You sure you can afford 25?

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That depends on how you look at it.

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I can afford it as long as
I see it again, if that's
what you mean.

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Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon?

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Fat man, Bacon and myself.

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Looks like it's
time to make
that call to Harry.

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Who's this fat man then, eh?

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Eh?

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Do you want a sandwich, Bacon?

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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ALAN: It's not easy
to take a seat at
this card table.

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The amount of money involved
has to be 100 grand upwards,

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and there's no shortage of punters.

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The man who decides whether
you can play or not
is this man, Harry.

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Or as some, including himself,
like to call him,
Hatchet Harry.

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You got it all?

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100 grand.

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Well, if you got it, you got it.

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Now, if you
don't mind. ..

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What's this Eddie like, then?

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He's a fucking thief.

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ALAN: Harry has a colleague,
a monster of a man,
Barry the Baptist.

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The Baptist got his
name by drowning
people for Hatchet.

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Are you gonna
fucking pay?
Yeah, I'll pay!

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How are you gonna
fucking pay?
I'm gonna pay it.

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ALAN: Barry makes sure the
administrative side of the
business runs harmoniously.

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The boy's got a rare ability.

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He seems to make cards transparent.

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He's got. ..

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All right, all right, so we can say he's good.

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Oh, no, he's better than good.

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He's a fucking liability.

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Here, hold on.
What do you think
of these?

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We're selling hundreds.

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Very nice, Harry.

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What's it for?

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Oh, don't play
innocent with me,
Bazza. Spanking.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself.

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That's 100 grand to the pound.

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So why the fuck are you counting it?

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Because I like to.

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So, a reasonable return
should be in the
region of 120 grand.

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That's for 25 grand
invested, going on
previous experience.

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Going on optimism.

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Whatever it's going on,
it should be enough to send
you on a cooking course.

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You're not funny, Tom.
You're fat.

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And look as though
you should be,
but you're not.

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Fat? Who are you
calling. . . Jesus!

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It's good in here, isn't it?

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Handy for the tube, great electrics.

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I can see why you moved in.

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Don't knock it, it's cheap like the budgie.

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And nobody wants
to live next to the
people we live next to.

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(CHUCKLING)
A bit anti-social
to say the least.

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What do you mean?

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He means they're thieving bastards.

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I mean, when they're
not picking peanuts
out of poop,

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they rip off unfortunate
souls of their
hard-earned drugs.

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Not exactly thick, these walls.

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MAN: Nice work, John.
Get yourself a drink.

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Is that it?

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How many times do I have to tell you, Plank?

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You find us a job
worth doing, you'll find
your share improving.

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Now, have you got a problem with that?

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(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)

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You know, Charles,
this gear is
getting heavier.

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(COUGHS)

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I have a strong suspicion
we should've been
rocket scientists

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or Nobel Peace Prize winners

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or something.

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Peace Prize?

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Be lucky to find your
penis for a piss the
amount you keep smoking.

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(DOORBELL BUZZING)

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Who the hell's that?

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All right, Willie?

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Does it look like I'm all right?

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Take this.

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I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second.

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WINSTON: Charles, why
have we got that cage?

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Security?

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That's right.

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That's right, security.

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So what's the point in
having it if we're not
gonna fucking use it?

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Well, I would have
used it, Winston,
but this is Willie.

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And Willie lives here.

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Yes, Charles, but you didn't know it was Willie

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until you opened the door, did you?

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Chill, Winston.

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It's me.
Charlie knows
it's me.

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What's the problem?

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The problem is, Willie,

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that Charles and
yourself are not the
quickest of cats

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at the best of times.
So just do as I say

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and keep the fucking cage locked!

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What is that?

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That's Gloria.
Yes, I know
that's Gloria.

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What's that?

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Fertilizer.

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You went out six
hours ago to buy
a money counter,

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and you come back with
a semi-conscious Gloria
and a bag of fertilizer?

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Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.

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We need fertilizer, Winston.

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We also need a money counter.

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This money's gotta be out by Thursday.

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I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it.

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And if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer,

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could you just be a little more subtle?

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What do you mean?

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We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?

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Yeah.

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And you're carrying
a wasted girl and
a bag of fertilizer.

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You don't look like
your average
horti-fucking-culturalist.

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That's what I mean, Willie.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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How long's he been in there, Son?

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About 20 minutes.

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He's on his own?

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Yeah, just carrying a bag.

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All right, let's pay
him a little visit
then, shall we?

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ALAN: Big Chris settles
debts for Harry.

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The only thing he cares
more about than
an unsettled debt,

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is his son and heir, Little Chris.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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Shh!

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This is one of them
high-powered
jobs, isn't it?

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(GROANING)

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Got some bad news for you, John.

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What the fuck. ..

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You mind your language in front of the boy.

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Jesus Christ.

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That includes blasphemy as well.

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Now tell me, John, how can you be concentrating

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and it is a lovely tan by the way,

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when you've got
more pressing
priorities at hand?

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Tell Harry. ..

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I mean Mr. Harry,

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I've been busy.
I'm nearly there.

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Check his locker, Son.

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JOHN: I don't suppose
there's any chance

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of you lifting this
sun bed up, Chris,
is there?

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He's not poor.

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He's got over a monkey here,

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and that's just in his wallet.

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Fucking hell, John,

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you always walk around with that in your pocket?

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Oi!

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You use language like
that again, Son, you'll
wish you hadn't.

00:14:38.043 --> 00:14:39.043
Sorry, Dad.

00:14:39.128 --> 00:14:42.213
Right, well, put the rest of the stuff in that.

00:14:42.673 --> 00:14:45.383
You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John.

00:14:45.467 --> 00:14:46.926
You owe what you owe,

00:14:47.011 --> 00:14:49.429
and by the time this tan's faded,

00:14:49.513 --> 00:14:51.264
you wanna have paid.

00:14:57.479 --> 00:14:58.521
You never would have paid.

00:14:58.606 --> 00:14:59.772
Who would pay for shit?

00:14:59.857 --> 00:15:02.859
Yeah, exactly.
I mean we ain't
too certain. ..

00:15:05.070 --> 00:15:06.571
Well, what the hell are you doing here?

00:15:06.655 --> 00:15:07.906
Why, what's up?

00:15:07.990 --> 00:15:10.992
Let me guess.
My foot in
your arse.

00:15:12.161 --> 00:15:14.370
Game of cards?
Hatchet Harry?

00:15:14.914 --> 00:15:17.916
You're supposed
to be getting your
rest in, boy.

00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:20.251
You playing cards tonight, Son?

00:15:23.047 --> 00:15:24.088
With Harry?

00:15:24.173 --> 00:15:25.798
Don't be silly, Dad.

00:15:25.883 --> 00:15:28.551
I wouldn't have anything to do with that.

00:15:38.604 --> 00:15:40.271
HARRY: Where did he
get 100 grand?

00:15:40.356 --> 00:15:41.606
He's got some adhesive mates.

00:15:41.690 --> 00:15:43.232
I mean they're like brothers.

00:15:43.317 --> 00:15:44.692
They've tossed up between them.

00:15:44.777 --> 00:15:47.445
And JD is his dad and owns the whole property?

00:15:47.529 --> 00:15:49.697
No mortgage, no debts.

00:15:49.782 --> 00:15:52.408
Lock, stock, the fucking lot.

00:15:52.576 --> 00:15:55.787
Don't you worry, Harry.
I've got it under control.

00:15:55.871 --> 00:15:58.581
Good. You can get this
under control now.

00:15:58.666 --> 00:16:01.167
It seems that
Lord Appleton Smythe
has run out of money.

00:16:01.251 --> 00:16:03.753
And these little beauties are up for auction.

00:16:03.837 --> 00:16:06.506
But I'm not paying
a quarter of a
million quid for them,

00:16:06.590 --> 00:16:08.633
if you know what I mean, Barry.

00:16:08.717 --> 00:16:11.844
Make sure we get
everything from inside
the gun cabinet.

00:16:11.929 --> 00:16:13.680
I don't wanna know who you use,

00:16:13.764 --> 00:16:16.265
as long as they're not complete muppets.

00:16:17.226 --> 00:16:19.727
And don't tell them what they're worth, Barry.

00:16:19.812 --> 00:16:21.604
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

00:16:29.071 --> 00:16:30.738
Right, where was we?

00:16:31.198 --> 00:16:35.076
Shotguns? What,
like guns that
fire shot?

00:16:35.160 --> 00:16:36.619
You must be the brains, then.

00:16:36.704 --> 00:16:39.080
That's right, guns that fire shots.

00:16:39.164 --> 00:16:42.917
Make sure you bring
everything from inside
the gun cabinet.

00:16:43.085 --> 00:16:45.920
There'll be a load
of old guns.
That's all I want.

00:16:46.005 --> 00:16:48.297
Everything else outside the cabinet,

00:16:48.382 --> 00:16:49.507
you can keep.
It's yours.

00:16:49.591 --> 00:16:51.592
Thank you very much.

00:16:51.677 --> 00:16:53.469
There'd better be something there for us.

00:16:53.554 --> 00:16:55.680
It's a fucking stately home.

00:16:55.764 --> 00:16:57.598
Of course there'll be something there.

00:16:57.683 --> 00:16:58.683
DEAN: Like what?

00:16:58.767 --> 00:17:00.560
Like fucking antiques.

00:17:00.894 --> 00:17:04.647
Antiques?
What the fuck do we
know about antiques?

00:17:04.773 --> 00:17:06.816
We rob
post offices.
And steal cars.

00:17:06.900 --> 00:17:09.610
What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?

00:17:09.695 --> 00:17:12.905
If it looks old,
it's worth money.
Simple.

00:17:12.990 --> 00:17:16.784
So stop fucking moaning and rob the place.

00:17:17.036 --> 00:17:19.912
So who's the guv?
Who are we
doing this for?

00:17:20.122 --> 00:17:23.541
You're doing it for me, is all you need to know.

00:17:24.126 --> 00:17:26.961
You know because you need to know.

00:17:27.379 --> 00:17:28.504
I see.

00:17:28.797 --> 00:17:32.133
One of those
on-a-need-to-know-basis
things, is it?

00:17:32.217 --> 00:17:34.719
Like one of those James Bond films.

00:17:35.345 --> 00:17:38.264
Careful, remember who's giving you this job.

00:17:40.017 --> 00:17:41.476
Right, I'm off.

00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:44.145
Call me when
you're done.
Ta-ta.

00:17:47.941 --> 00:17:50.068
Fucking Northern monkeys!

00:17:53.363 --> 00:17:56.324
I hate these fucking Southern fairies.

00:18:03.665 --> 00:18:06.292
ALAN: Ed has been
playing cards since
he could lift them up,

00:18:06.376 --> 00:18:08.711
and he soon discovered
that he had
a big advantage.

00:18:08.796 --> 00:18:12.256
It's not that he's good
with cards or even
good at counting them.

00:18:12.341 --> 00:18:16.385
It's that he's good with
reading people's reactions,
no matter how subtle.

00:18:16.470 --> 00:18:18.638
And everybody has reactions,

00:18:21.391 --> 00:18:23.559
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
especially when
it comes to money.

00:18:36.281 --> 00:18:37.448
Invitations.

00:18:37.533 --> 00:18:38.866
Invitations?

00:18:38.951 --> 00:18:40.493
Yeah, invitations.

00:18:40.577 --> 00:18:43.788
You know, four pretty
white pieces of paper
with your names on them?

00:18:43.872 --> 00:18:45.581
Well, we've got 100,000 bits of paper

00:18:45.666 --> 00:18:46.749
with the Queen's head on them.

00:18:46.834 --> 00:18:47.959
Will that do?

00:18:48.043 --> 00:18:49.627
All right, just you.

00:18:49.711 --> 00:18:52.421
The others, they can
wait next door
in Samoan Jo's.

00:18:52.506 --> 00:18:54.507
Samoan Jo's?
You mean the pub?

00:18:54.591 --> 00:18:56.926
Hold on. ..
Hold on to your
fucking tongue,

00:18:57.010 --> 00:18:59.554
and I will hold onto my patience, okay, sonny?

00:18:59.638 --> 00:19:03.474
No one in here tonight
but card players,
and I do mean no one.

00:19:10.357 --> 00:19:13.109
Evening, Frazer.
Don, Phil.

00:19:14.194 --> 00:19:16.404
It's a bit dramatic, isn't it?

00:19:16.488 --> 00:19:18.281
Is this supposed to be symbolic?

00:19:18.365 --> 00:19:20.324
Apparently, it's for security.

00:19:20.409 --> 00:19:23.661
Yeah? I'd have
brought me gloves
if I'd have known.

00:19:23.745 --> 00:19:25.913
You must be Eddie, JD's son.

00:19:26.874 --> 00:19:28.541
You must be Harry.

00:19:29.084 --> 00:19:31.335
Sorry, didn't know your father.

00:19:31.420 --> 00:19:32.837
Never mind, son.

00:19:32.921 --> 00:19:36.299
You just might meet
him if you carry
on like that.

00:19:36.800 --> 00:19:39.177
Evening, Tanya, been a while.

00:19:39.261 --> 00:19:40.761
All right, Ed?

00:19:41.763 --> 00:19:43.139
(SCREAMING)

00:20:00.949 --> 00:20:03.284
Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary?

00:20:03.368 --> 00:20:05.369
All right, Kenny.

00:20:05.454 --> 00:20:07.371
You gonna put your stocking on, or what?

00:20:07.456 --> 00:20:09.373
I've just spent 220 quid on me hair.

00:20:09.458 --> 00:20:10.708
If you think I'm pulling a stocking over it,

00:20:10.792 --> 00:20:11.959
you're very much mistaken.

00:20:12.044 --> 00:20:14.587
You're gonna have to put something on.

00:20:17.132 --> 00:20:18.841
This is three card brag, gentlemen.

00:20:18.926 --> 00:20:20.676
That means three three's are the highest,

00:20:20.761 --> 00:20:23.429
then three aces, then running down accordingly.

00:20:23.513 --> 00:20:27.225
Then it's a running
flush, a run, a flush
and then a pair.

00:20:27.309 --> 00:20:29.477
An open man can't see a blind man,

00:20:29.561 --> 00:20:33.147
and it will cost you
twice the ante to
see your opponent.

00:20:33.232 --> 00:20:36.234
Now don't fuck around,
fellas. You all know
the rules,

00:20:36.318 --> 00:20:38.069
and you know I won't stand for it.

00:20:51.541 --> 00:20:53.125
(CLOCK CHIMING)

00:20:56.463 --> 00:20:58.839
(SOFTLY) What are you doing?
Put that back.

00:20:59.007 --> 00:21:01.008
We're here to rob the guns.

00:21:01.510 --> 00:21:04.178
Put it back.
It's crap anyway.

00:21:06.431 --> 00:21:08.599
Come on.
Come in.

00:21:25.701 --> 00:21:26.784
(CHATTERING ON TV)

00:21:26.868 --> 00:21:28.577
What sort of pub is this, then?

00:21:28.662 --> 00:21:30.371
It's a Samoan pub.

00:21:30.914 --> 00:21:32.248
What's that?

00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:35.001
It's a cocktail.
You asked for
a cocktail.

00:21:35.085 --> 00:21:39.005
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink.

00:21:39.506 --> 00:21:42.258
I wasn't expecting a fucking rain forest.

00:21:42.342 --> 00:21:45.303
You could fall
in love with an
orangutan in that.

00:21:45.387 --> 00:21:47.555
You want a pint, go to the pub.

00:21:49.474 --> 00:21:50.975
I thought this was a pub.

00:21:51.059 --> 00:21:53.144
It's a Samoan pub.

00:21:53.228 --> 00:21:56.814
Well, whatever it is,
can you get your man
to turn the TV down?

00:21:56.898 --> 00:21:59.692
You can ask him if you like.
If I was you, I'd leave
him well alone.

00:21:59.776 --> 00:22:02.778
Here, get rid
of that. Bring
us a Diet Coke.

00:22:02.863 --> 00:22:05.906
Excuse me, can you turn that TV down?

00:22:12.581 --> 00:22:13.581
No.

00:22:17.544 --> 00:22:19.086
(ALL WHOOPING)

00:22:21.423 --> 00:22:22.757
(GROANING)

00:22:24.676 --> 00:22:26.385
DEAN:
Whoa, whoa, Kenny!

00:22:27.929 --> 00:22:29.055
What are you doing?

00:22:29.139 --> 00:22:32.558
I am trying to find
out where they keep
their money!

00:22:34.895 --> 00:22:37.521
You twat, can't you
see these people
have got no money?

00:22:37.606 --> 00:22:40.024
They can't even afford new furniture.

00:22:40.108 --> 00:22:42.401
We've got the guns.
What's the matter
with you?

00:22:42.486 --> 00:22:45.321
Every time we do a job,
you have to go
burning people's feet.

00:22:45.405 --> 00:22:46.739
What's wrong with you?

00:22:57.292 --> 00:22:59.251
You wanna be more careful, old fella.

00:22:59.336 --> 00:23:03.005
You very nearly took
my man's head
clean off with that.

00:23:03.090 --> 00:23:05.257
You all right, Kenny?

00:23:05.342 --> 00:23:06.342
Kenny?

00:23:12.766 --> 00:23:14.433
10 grand, blind.

00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.189
20 grand, open.

00:23:22.025 --> 00:23:24.110
Deep end, eh?

00:23:24.653 --> 00:23:25.736
Fold.

00:23:44.673 --> 00:23:45.840
BARRY: Gotcha.

00:23:58.478 --> 00:24:00.187
20 grand, open.

00:24:02.566 --> 00:24:03.941
I'll fold.

00:24:04.943 --> 00:24:07.695
Don't go spending that all at once, boy.

00:24:12.784 --> 00:24:14.869
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Oh, bloody hell.

00:24:16.872 --> 00:24:17.913
What?

00:24:17.998 --> 00:24:20.332
I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry.

00:24:20.417 --> 00:24:22.084
Did you get those guns?

00:24:22.169 --> 00:24:24.837
You wanna see what they did to poor Gary?

00:24:25.130 --> 00:24:27.631
Gary. Gary.

00:24:27.716 --> 00:24:29.884
I said, did you get those guns?

00:24:29.968 --> 00:24:32.011
Yes! We got them!

00:24:32.095 --> 00:24:34.597
Good. I'll speak
to you later.

00:24:36.099 --> 00:24:40.186
Gary, if you can hear
me, get back in the car
now, mate, okay?

00:24:40.770 --> 00:24:42.521
Barry. Barry.

00:24:45.650 --> 00:24:48.777
Fucking Southern
shandy-drinking
bastard ! Gary!

00:24:49.321 --> 00:24:51.572
(ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)

00:25:53.134 --> 00:25:54.552
Give me my money!

00:25:54.636 --> 00:25:57.429
Give me back my money, you fucking snake!

00:26:00.225 --> 00:26:01.934
You give me my money!

00:26:02.018 --> 00:26:04.812
Give me back
my money!
Give it back!

00:26:05.939 --> 00:26:08.941
Wankers!

00:26:12.988 --> 00:26:16.073
Come on, you.
Not now, please.
Not now.

00:26:16.157 --> 00:26:18.033
Oh, you fucking bastard.

00:26:24.624 --> 00:26:26.083
(EXCLAIMING)

00:26:26.167 --> 00:26:27.918
You bastard.

00:26:28.003 --> 00:26:29.587
Oh, my good God.

00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.132
We'll take you to the cleaners.

00:26:41.933 --> 00:26:43.684
20 grand, open.

00:26:45.437 --> 00:26:47.021
£30,000.

00:26:47.564 --> 00:26:49.648
Back to you already, Eddie.

00:26:51.651 --> 00:26:53.068
50 grand.

00:26:55.822 --> 00:26:57.239
80 grand.

00:26:59.534 --> 00:27:00.784
100 grand.

00:27:00.869 --> 00:27:02.536
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

00:27:02.621 --> 00:27:03.621
Look, fellas, I know. ..

00:27:03.705 --> 00:27:05.080
I know you're not in.

00:27:05.165 --> 00:27:07.833
Which means no one cares what you know.

00:27:09.544 --> 00:27:11.420
250.

00:27:14.424 --> 00:27:16.258
That's quite a raise.

00:27:17.552 --> 00:27:20.137
That's 150 on my 100.

00:27:20.472 --> 00:27:23.557
Yeah, and is there anything else you wanna say?

00:27:25.518 --> 00:27:28.604
As you know,
this puts us in an
awkward position.

00:27:30.106 --> 00:27:32.149
I don't have enough to continue.

00:27:32.233 --> 00:27:34.068
We will have to see both your cards

00:27:34.152 --> 00:27:36.111
if no one loans Eddie the money to continue.

00:27:36.196 --> 00:27:38.822
It's a loan or we see both your cards.

00:27:44.996 --> 00:27:46.080
I will.

00:27:48.833 --> 00:27:50.292
You will what?

00:27:52.212 --> 00:27:54.254
I will loan you the money.

00:27:57.300 --> 00:28:00.177
No, I think I'd rather just turn them over.

00:28:00.804 --> 00:28:03.305
I'm not interested in what you would rather.

00:28:03.390 --> 00:28:05.099
I wanna keep going.

00:28:05.892 --> 00:28:08.227
I'm also offering you the money.

00:28:09.396 --> 00:28:12.815
So we don't have to
turn them over, because
you can borrow.

00:28:14.234 --> 00:28:16.610
I need 250 grand.

00:28:17.362 --> 00:28:20.531
No, you need 500 grand to see me.

00:28:22.325 --> 00:28:24.201
That's if I want to see you.

00:28:24.285 --> 00:28:27.871
Well, you're gonna
have a problem
carrying on, ain't you?

00:28:30.959 --> 00:28:32.459
I'll see you.

00:28:34.212 --> 00:28:36.422
Okay, before I loan you this

00:28:36.798 --> 00:28:39.216
I expect, if you lose, of course,

00:28:39.968 --> 00:28:43.637
my money back
within a week.
Crystal?

00:28:44.222 --> 00:28:46.014
That's Sunday, okay?

00:29:14.502 --> 00:29:15.753
Is that it?

00:29:15.837 --> 00:29:18.130
Now let's see his fucking cards.

00:29:19.507 --> 00:29:21.341
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

00:30:19.651 --> 00:30:20.651
(RETCHING)

00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:33.080
Hello, boy.
Feeling a bit
poorly?

00:30:33.623 --> 00:30:35.999
I know your friends are responsible

00:30:36.084 --> 00:30:37.668
for most of the cash.

00:30:37.752 --> 00:30:41.129
So, I'm gonna give you one week to find it.

00:30:41.214 --> 00:30:44.341
Otherwise, I will take a finger

00:30:44.425 --> 00:30:46.969
off each of you and your friends' hands

00:30:47.136 --> 00:30:50.097
for every day that passes without payment.

00:30:50.181 --> 00:30:52.558
And then when you run out of digits,

00:30:52.642 --> 00:30:56.019
your dad's bar, and who knows what then.

00:30:56.479 --> 00:30:58.146
All right, my son?

00:31:15.123 --> 00:31:16.999
This doesn't look good.

00:31:21.504 --> 00:31:23.046
ALAN: He then
proceeded to explain

00:31:23.131 --> 00:31:25.215
the unfortunate position they were in.

00:31:25.300 --> 00:31:28.385
Harry was going to start
sizing up all their
fingers in a week,

00:31:28.469 --> 00:31:32.472
because he knew there was
no way Ed could settle
that debt on his own.

00:31:32.557 --> 00:31:37.352
Harry saw it as their money
on the table, so it was also
their debt off the table.

00:31:37.645 --> 00:31:39.229
Ed would hate admit it,

00:31:39.314 --> 00:31:41.356
but he could have kissed
the old bastard for that.

00:31:41.441 --> 00:31:45.777
If he said he wanted to
settle the debt on his own,
it would have been a lie.

00:31:45.862 --> 00:31:49.907
Now, I wish to Christ he
would have let me settle
the debt on my own.

00:31:51.784 --> 00:31:52.910
I'm gonna kill him!

00:31:52.994 --> 00:31:55.245
Stop fucking about, Tom,

00:31:55.330 --> 00:31:58.624
and think about what
we're gonna do.
Now sit down.

00:32:03.379 --> 00:32:05.130
What's all the fuss about Harry?

00:32:05.214 --> 00:32:07.841
Why don't we just boycott the payment?

00:32:10.136 --> 00:32:12.679
Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry.

00:32:13.264 --> 00:32:15.807
BACON: Once there was
this geezer called
Smithy Robinson

00:32:15.892 --> 00:32:17.601
who worked for Harry,

00:32:17.685 --> 00:32:20.270
but it was rumored that he was on the take.

00:32:20.355 --> 00:32:23.231
Harry's invited
Smithy round for
an explanation.

00:32:23.316 --> 00:32:26.693
Smithy didn't do
a very good job.
Within a minute,

00:32:26.778 --> 00:32:29.947
Harry's lost his rag,
reached out for the
nearest thing at hand,

00:32:30.031 --> 00:32:33.200
which happened to
be a 15-inch
black rubber cock.

00:32:33.451 --> 00:32:37.621
He then proceeded to
batter poor Smithy
to death with it.

00:32:41.209 --> 00:32:43.919
Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go.

00:32:44.087 --> 00:32:47.714
Hence, Hatchet Harry
is a man you pay
if you owe.

00:32:50.510 --> 00:32:53.095
Don't worry, I'll think of something.

00:32:53.888 --> 00:32:55.806
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

00:33:22.750 --> 00:33:26.003
"Golf. The best
way to spoil a
good walk."

00:33:33.553 --> 00:33:35.679
Winston Churchill said that.

00:33:36.431 --> 00:33:38.765
I say it's a
dog-eat-dog world,

00:33:39.350 --> 00:33:41.351
and I've got bigger teeth than you two.

00:33:41.436 --> 00:33:43.145
(GORDON GRUNTING)

00:33:43.771 --> 00:33:46.815
I think our friend
is trying to tell
us something.

00:33:46.899 --> 00:33:50.193
Perhaps not. Perhaps I
should take another swing
just to make sure.

00:33:50.278 --> 00:33:51.445
Give me a five iron, John.

00:33:51.529 --> 00:33:53.113
Certainly, Dog.

00:33:57.076 --> 00:33:58.702
Now, keep still.

00:34:07.336 --> 00:34:10.630
Yes, Gordon, is there
something you'd
like to tell us?

00:34:11.799 --> 00:34:12.883
It's in the fireplace.

00:34:12.967 --> 00:34:14.676
Shut it, you idiot!

00:34:16.345 --> 00:34:17.596
Yes, Gordon, you were saying?

00:34:17.680 --> 00:34:21.266
It's in the fireplace.
Just pull it out.
It's in the bottom.

00:34:21.350 --> 00:34:25.437
It's in the fireplace,
Plank. Just pull it out.
It's in the bottom.

00:34:25.605 --> 00:34:28.815
Oh, Dog, I think
you want to have
a look at this.

00:34:32.111 --> 00:34:33.487
You gonna let me down now?

00:34:33.571 --> 00:34:34.654
DOG: No.

00:34:34.822 --> 00:34:37.074
I'm not finished with you yet.

00:34:37.700 --> 00:34:38.909
Steel.

00:34:42.080 --> 00:34:44.956
Help, help, help!

00:34:49.212 --> 00:34:50.504
Oh, Dog.

00:34:51.005 --> 00:34:52.089
WOMAN ON TV: It's all up
to you, audience.

00:34:52.173 --> 00:34:55.217
You have to decide, yes, you have to decide

00:34:55.384 --> 00:34:56.843
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
who the winner is going to be.

00:34:56.928 --> 00:34:59.346
Who the hell's that?
It's only 12:00.

00:35:00.973 --> 00:35:03.809
Use the cage, that's what it's there for.

00:35:08.022 --> 00:35:09.356
Who is it?

00:35:15.696 --> 00:35:18.448
We have got security for a reason, Willie.

00:35:18.533 --> 00:35:21.910
Chill, Winston.
It's only Plank.

00:35:24.038 --> 00:35:26.081
This weed's getting
quite a rep,
you know, fellas.

00:35:26.165 --> 00:35:29.292
All right?
Easy. Jesus!

00:35:30.878 --> 00:35:32.504
Never saw you there.

00:35:32.588 --> 00:35:34.881
Hello, love.
Enjoying yourself?

00:35:36.384 --> 00:35:37.884
Is she compos?

00:35:37.969 --> 00:35:39.010
What do you think?

00:35:42.223 --> 00:35:43.306
Boo!

00:35:43.933 --> 00:35:45.350
PLANK: Fuck me.

00:35:45.893 --> 00:35:47.769
Clean that up, Charles.

00:35:48.229 --> 00:35:49.479
Sod you. You
clean it up.

00:35:49.564 --> 00:35:53.775
Sorry, fellas, but that
stupid cow scared the
fucking life out of me!

00:35:54.026 --> 00:35:56.653
Never mind.
Can you just
sit down?

00:35:56.737 --> 00:35:58.530
Stay out of the way?

00:36:01.200 --> 00:36:03.326
Look, how much is it you want?

00:36:03.411 --> 00:36:05.620
I'm after a half weight.

00:36:06.164 --> 00:36:08.415
Right, well, that's £1,500 then.

00:36:08.791 --> 00:36:10.750
Pass the scales, Willie.

00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:14.754
Give us some gear, J.

00:36:17.842 --> 00:36:21.678
Any chance of actually seeing the money?

00:36:30.271 --> 00:36:32.856
The odds
are 100-to-one.

00:36:32.940 --> 00:36:35.108
All as we need is 5 grand.

00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:38.528
I'd rather put my money
on a three-legged
rocking horse.

00:36:38.613 --> 00:36:41.364
The odds are 100-to-one
for a good reason,
Bacon.

00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:42.782
You won't win.

00:36:43.951 --> 00:36:45.368
Where's Eddie?

00:36:45.453 --> 00:36:47.037
Where do you think?

00:36:47.121 --> 00:36:50.040
The bottom of a
bottle. And has
been for two days.

00:36:50.124 --> 00:36:51.458
It's hit him hard.

00:36:51.542 --> 00:36:53.210
Yeah, it's hit us all hard.

00:36:53.294 --> 00:36:56.504
Yeah, but he's got
to tell his dad he's
about to lose his bar.

00:36:56.589 --> 00:36:59.466
Listen to this one.
You open up a company

00:36:59.550 --> 00:37:02.052
called Arse Ticklers
Faggots Fan Club.
You what?

00:37:02.136 --> 00:37:04.888
You take out an advert
in the back page
of some gay mag,

00:37:04.972 --> 00:37:08.808
advertising
the latest in
arse-intruding dildos.

00:37:09.477 --> 00:37:11.686
You sell it with, I don't know,

00:37:11.771 --> 00:37:13.939
"Does what no other dildo can do until now.

00:37:14.023 --> 00:37:16.066
"The latest and greatest in sexual technology.

00:37:16.150 --> 00:37:18.068
"Guaranteed results
or your money back."
All that bollocks.

00:37:18.152 --> 00:37:21.238
Now these dills cost 25 quid a pop.

00:37:21.322 --> 00:37:24.574
That's a snip for the
amount of pleasure they're
gonna give the recipients.

00:37:24.659 --> 00:37:27.744
But they send their
checks to the
other company name,

00:37:27.828 --> 00:37:31.748
nothing offensive,
Bobbie's Bits, or
something, for 25 quid.

00:37:31.832 --> 00:37:35.460
You take that 25 quid,
you stick it in the
bank until it clears.

00:37:35.544 --> 00:37:37.504
Now this is the smart bit.

00:37:38.005 --> 00:37:42.300
You send back
the check for £25 from
the other company name,

00:37:42.385 --> 00:37:44.844
Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying,

00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:47.722
"We're sorry, and we
couldn't get the
supplies from America,

00:37:47.807 --> 00:37:49.099
"because they've
run out of stock."

00:37:49.183 --> 00:37:52.143
Now you see how many people cash that check.

00:37:53.312 --> 00:37:54.854
Not a single soul.

00:37:54.939 --> 00:37:56.731
Because who wants their bank manager to know

00:37:56.816 --> 00:38:00.068
they tickle arse
when they're not
paying in checks?

00:38:00.861 --> 00:38:02.696
So how long do you
have to wait till
you see the return?

00:38:02.780 --> 00:38:04.614
Probably no more than four weeks.

00:38:04.699 --> 00:38:05.865
A month?

00:38:05.950 --> 00:38:09.119
So what fucking good
is that if we
need it in six. ..

00:38:09.370 --> 00:38:10.996
No, five days.

00:38:11.956 --> 00:38:13.999
Well, it's still a good idea.

00:38:15.293 --> 00:38:18.795
He may know
we smoke a lot and
burn a bit of profit,

00:38:18.879 --> 00:38:22.799
but he can't have any
idea how much hard
currency we've accumulated.

00:38:22.883 --> 00:38:26.052
I don't know.
Do you know?

00:38:27.346 --> 00:38:30.098
We can just slice it off the top.

00:38:31.183 --> 00:38:33.935
WINSTON: You guys
gotta realize who
this chap is.

00:38:34.353 --> 00:38:37.522
He might look
a bit silly, but he's
a fucking lunatic.

00:38:37.940 --> 00:38:40.817
And if he gets the
slightest inkling we're
not throwing straight dice,

00:38:40.901 --> 00:38:45.530
then you and me are gonna
know what the sharp side
of a kebab knife feels like.

00:38:45.906 --> 00:38:47.657
So you know these geezers well?

00:38:47.742 --> 00:38:48.742
PLANK: Well enough.

00:38:48.826 --> 00:38:51.494
I've been buying gear
off one of them for
a couple of years.

00:38:51.579 --> 00:38:52.912
So, what are they like then?

00:38:52.997 --> 00:38:56.666
Poofs. Nothing heavy.
Four public schoolboys.
Soft as shite.

00:39:18.105 --> 00:39:21.191
PLANK: They ponce around
in funny hippy clothes
all day, talking bollocks.

00:39:21.275 --> 00:39:23.193
They're just good at growing weed, that's all.

00:39:23.277 --> 00:39:26.529
Business has got bigger
than what they
can keep up with.

00:39:26.614 --> 00:39:28.531
DOG: Well, they
can't all be stupid,
can they?

00:39:28.616 --> 00:39:32.619
Think about it.
They've got a container
load of cash in shoeboxes.

00:39:32.703 --> 00:39:34.245
They're selling
class-A gear.

00:39:34.330 --> 00:39:37.207
Don't you think there
might be someone
sensible involved?

00:39:37.291 --> 00:39:38.333
What about security?

00:39:38.417 --> 00:39:41.044
PLANK: There's one steel
gate as you go in, but
they never lock it.

00:39:41.128 --> 00:39:42.545
What do you mean, never lock it?

00:39:42.630 --> 00:39:43.838
What have they got it there for then?

00:39:43.923 --> 00:39:46.257
I must have been
there 50 times.
It's never locked.

00:39:46.342 --> 00:39:47.717
They're not suspicious.

00:39:47.802 --> 00:39:49.344
Everyone who goes there's a toff.

00:39:49.428 --> 00:39:51.096
They're all into that karma crap.

00:39:51.180 --> 00:39:54.140
"If I don't harm nobody,
nobody harms me" stuff.

00:39:54.225 --> 00:39:55.642
No way they can get back to you?

00:39:55.726 --> 00:39:58.728
Even if they could,
they'd be too shit scared.
I'm a geezer.

00:39:58.813 --> 00:40:01.481
They got no muscle.
Gutless faggots.

00:40:02.942 --> 00:40:04.317
Fancy one?

00:40:06.278 --> 00:40:07.695
What's all the flapping about?

00:40:07.780 --> 00:40:09.239
You told the old man yet?

00:40:09.323 --> 00:40:11.199
Hoping I won't need to.

00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:14.786
I've got a plan.
Now listen carefully.

00:40:26.507 --> 00:40:27.549
Hello, boys.

00:40:27.633 --> 00:40:28.758
Harry.

00:40:29.427 --> 00:40:30.427
Do you want a drink?

00:40:30.511 --> 00:40:33.179
Hello, my son, do you want a lolly?

00:40:33.556 --> 00:40:35.014
Piss off, you nonce.

00:40:35.099 --> 00:40:36.766
Oi ! Watch it.

00:40:37.393 --> 00:40:40.145
No thanks, Harry.
We're both all right.

00:40:40.354 --> 00:40:41.980
Nice shooter.

00:40:42.064 --> 00:40:43.356
Yeah, one of a pair.

00:40:44.275 --> 00:40:46.359
Holland & Holland.
Do you want
to hold it?

00:40:46.444 --> 00:40:48.528
No, not my thing.
Thanks, Harry.

00:40:48.612 --> 00:40:51.281
Business good?
I imagine that's
why I'm here.

00:40:51.365 --> 00:40:54.742
Four young fellas
got in deeper than
they could handle.

00:40:54.827 --> 00:40:56.786
They owe me half a million pound.

00:40:56.871 --> 00:40:58.580
LITTLE CHRIS:
How much?

00:40:58.664 --> 00:41:00.039
Half a million.

00:41:02.751 --> 00:41:04.043
I'm game.

00:41:05.963 --> 00:41:07.130
Me, too.

00:41:08.716 --> 00:41:09.966
Oh, God.

00:41:10.593 --> 00:41:11.634
Right.

00:41:12.761 --> 00:41:15.305
We hit them as soon as they come back.

00:41:15.389 --> 00:41:17.515
We'll be prepared, waiting.

00:41:19.685 --> 00:41:20.852
And they're armed.

00:41:20.936 --> 00:41:22.729
What was that?
Armed?

00:41:23.439 --> 00:41:24.814
What do you mean, armed?

00:41:25.065 --> 00:41:26.316
Armed with what?

00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:29.486
Bad breath,
colorful language,
feather duster. ..

00:41:29.570 --> 00:41:30.778
What do you think they're gonna be armed with?

00:41:30.863 --> 00:41:32.113
Guns, you tit.

00:41:32.198 --> 00:41:35.575
Guns? You never
said anything about guns.

00:41:35.910 --> 00:41:38.244
A minute ago this
was the safest job
in the world.

00:41:38.329 --> 00:41:40.663
Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

00:41:40.748 --> 00:41:43.041
Soap, stop being such a mincer.

00:41:43.584 --> 00:41:45.210
I've thought
about that and. ..

00:41:45.294 --> 00:41:46.336
And what exactly?

00:41:46.420 --> 00:41:51.299
And all we have to
do is find out
who's carrying them.

00:41:51.592 --> 00:41:55.178
Carrying them? Well,
they could all be carrying
them for what we know.

00:41:55.262 --> 00:41:58.556
No. Only one of
them carries them
going to the job.

00:41:58.641 --> 00:42:01.267
So I assume the same one will be carrying them

00:42:01.352 --> 00:42:02.560
when they come back from the job.

00:42:02.645 --> 00:42:04.479
Oh, you assume, do you?

00:42:04.563 --> 00:42:07.565
And what do they say
about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?

00:42:07.650 --> 00:42:09.067
It's the mother
of all fuck-ups, stupid.

00:42:09.151 --> 00:42:11.861
Well, brother, mother, any other sucker,

00:42:11.946 --> 00:42:13.530
it don't make any difference.

00:42:14.532 --> 00:42:19.202
They're still fucking
guns, and they still
fire fucking bullets.

00:42:19.286 --> 00:42:22.038
Soap, if you have a better idea

00:42:22.122 --> 00:42:26.960
how to get £500,000
in the next few days,
let us know.

00:42:28.879 --> 00:42:33.341
In the meantime, Tom,
you talk to Nick the Bubble
about shifting the weed.

00:42:39.306 --> 00:42:41.558
Weed?
No, it's not
normal weed.

00:42:41.642 --> 00:42:44.394
It's some
fucked-up-skunk,
class-A,

00:42:44.478 --> 00:42:46.312
I-can't-think-let-alone-move
shit.

00:42:46.689 --> 00:42:48.189
Doesn't sound very good me.

00:42:48.274 --> 00:42:51.317
No, neither me.
But it depends
what flicks your switch.

00:42:51.402 --> 00:42:54.571
And the light is on
and burning brightly
for the masses.

00:42:54.655 --> 00:42:56.906
Anyway, do you know anyone?

00:42:56.991 --> 00:42:58.116
I know a man, yes.

00:42:59.868 --> 00:43:01.369
Rory Breaker.

00:43:02.496 --> 00:43:04.372
Not that madman with an Afro?

00:43:04.456 --> 00:43:06.332
I don't want anything to do with him.

00:43:06.584 --> 00:43:09.252
You won't have to.
Just get me a sample.

00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:11.296
No can do.

00:43:12.464 --> 00:43:15.300
What's that?
A place near Katmandu?

00:43:15.384 --> 00:43:16.467
Meet me halfway, mate.

00:43:16.552 --> 00:43:19.137
Look, it's all completely chicken soup.

00:43:19.221 --> 00:43:21.848
It's what?
It's kosher
as Christmas.

00:43:22.224 --> 00:43:24.684
Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

00:43:25.060 --> 00:43:27.437
Yeah, well, never
mind that. I'm gonna
need some artillery, too.

00:43:27.521 --> 00:43:29.188
Couple of
sawn-off shotguns.

00:43:29.273 --> 00:43:31.941
This is a bit heavy.
This is London,
not the Lebanon.

00:43:32.151 --> 00:43:33.776
Who do you think I am?

00:43:33.861 --> 00:43:35.403
I think you're Nick the Greek.

00:43:36.697 --> 00:43:38.281
Hold those two.

00:43:40.451 --> 00:43:43.244
I don't normally have
anything to do
with weed, Nick.

00:43:43.329 --> 00:43:45.496
But if it is what he says it is,

00:43:45.581 --> 00:43:48.541
I'll take it off him
for 3.5 grand a key.

00:43:48.626 --> 00:43:51.127
That is if it is what he says it is.

00:43:51.754 --> 00:43:53.838
I don't want to see it after a sample,

00:43:53.922 --> 00:43:56.174
I don't want to touch it after a sample.

00:43:56.383 --> 00:43:59.385
I'll leave you in
the capable hands
of Nathan here.

00:43:59.470 --> 00:44:01.721
He'll sort out the details.

00:44:01.805 --> 00:44:03.348
But just let me tell you one thing.

00:44:08.604 --> 00:44:10.980
If the milk turns out to be sour,

00:44:11.065 --> 00:44:12.982
I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.

00:44:16.111 --> 00:44:18.071
Do you know what I mean?

00:44:20.741 --> 00:44:22.659
(GLASS SHATTERING)

00:44:23.744 --> 00:44:25.036
Rory Breaker.

00:44:25.120 --> 00:44:27.121
Rory? Yeah,
I know Rory.

00:44:27.539 --> 00:44:29.624
He's not to be underestimated.

00:44:29.708 --> 00:44:31.501
He's a funny looking fucker, I know.

00:44:31.585 --> 00:44:34.504
But you've got to look
past the hair and the
cute cuddly thing.

00:44:34.588 --> 00:44:36.714
It's all a deceptive facade.

00:44:38.717 --> 00:44:41.761
A few nights ago, Rory's Roger iron rusted.

00:44:42.262 --> 00:44:45.973
He's gone down the
Battle Cruiser to watch
the end of a football game.

00:44:46.058 --> 00:44:49.519
No one's watching
the custard, so he
switches the channel over.

00:44:49.603 --> 00:44:51.771
A fat geezer's north opens.

00:44:52.231 --> 00:44:55.066
And he wanders up and turns the liza over.

00:44:55.150 --> 00:44:57.944
"Now fuck off
and watch it
somewhere else."

00:44:58.696 --> 00:45:02.156
Rory knows claret is
imminent, but doesn't wanna
miss the end of the game.

00:45:02.241 --> 00:45:05.660
So calm as a coma,
picks up a
fire extinguisher,

00:45:05.744 --> 00:45:08.621
walks straight past
the jam rolls who are
ready for action

00:45:08.706 --> 00:45:10.707
and plonks it outside the entrance.

00:45:10.791 --> 00:45:15.044
He then orders an Aristotle
of the most ping-pong
tiddly in the nuclear sub

00:45:15.129 --> 00:45:17.380
and switches back to his footer.

00:45:17.965 --> 00:45:20.508
"That's fucking it," says the geezer.

00:45:20.926 --> 00:45:22.760
"That's fucking what?"
says Rory.

00:45:22.845 --> 00:45:25.805
And he gobs out a
mouthful of booze
covering Fatty.

00:45:25.889 --> 00:45:28.391
He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest,

00:45:28.475 --> 00:45:31.394
and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe.

00:45:31.478 --> 00:45:35.857
Rory, unfazed, turns
back to his game.
His team's won, too.

00:45:36.567 --> 00:45:37.650
Four-nil.

00:45:38.235 --> 00:45:40.027
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:54.542
Oi!

00:45:55.377 --> 00:45:57.128
Is your hair supposed to look like that?

00:45:57.212 --> 00:45:58.254
All right, short stuff?

00:45:58.338 --> 00:46:00.131
Never mind
"short stuff."

00:46:00.215 --> 00:46:01.758
Listen, the next time we do a job like this,

00:46:01.842 --> 00:46:03.301
we're gonna want more money, Barry.

00:46:03.385 --> 00:46:06.179
Or we're going back
to post offices and
cars. Fuck that.

00:46:06.263 --> 00:46:07.972
Where's the others?

00:46:09.057 --> 00:46:10.600
There was no others.

00:46:10.684 --> 00:46:13.019
Stop fucking
around. The others,
the old ones.

00:46:13.103 --> 00:46:14.270
I don't know what you mean.

00:46:14.354 --> 00:46:15.521
There were two old guns there.

00:46:15.606 --> 00:46:17.106
Where are they now?

00:46:17.191 --> 00:46:19.108
Not in the cabinet, there wasn't.

00:46:19.193 --> 00:46:22.069
There was a couple of
old hammer-lock muskets
the butler was carrying.

00:46:22.154 --> 00:46:23.696
But they were ours, we sold them.

00:46:23.781 --> 00:46:25.865
Well, you better unsell them, sharpish.

00:46:25.949 --> 00:46:27.658
We had to sell them.
We needed the money!

00:46:27.743 --> 00:46:30.077
I'm not fucking interested!

00:46:30.287 --> 00:46:33.831
If you don't want to be
counting the fingers
you haven't got

00:46:33.916 --> 00:46:37.001
I suggest you get those guns, quick!

00:47:21.421 --> 00:47:22.630
Jesus.

00:47:23.549 --> 00:47:25.800
If I pick them up, will they stay in one piece?

00:47:25.968 --> 00:47:27.635
Where'd you get them?

00:47:28.262 --> 00:47:29.804
I got contacts.

00:47:30.264 --> 00:47:32.014
Listen, Tom, you point them at me,

00:47:32.099 --> 00:47:34.183
I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do.

00:47:34.268 --> 00:47:35.893
Either way you get the desired effect.

00:47:35.978 --> 00:47:38.604
Oh, they look very nice, I agree,

00:47:39.189 --> 00:47:40.898
but they're lacking
in criminal credibility,
ain't they?

00:47:40.983 --> 00:47:42.400
I might get laughed at.

00:47:42.651 --> 00:47:44.068
How much do you want for these muskets?

00:47:44.152 --> 00:47:45.278
£700 each.

00:47:45.445 --> 00:47:48.197
What's that?
A pound for every year
they've been about?

00:47:48.282 --> 00:47:51.993
I know they're antiques,
but I ain't paying
antique prices.

00:47:54.830 --> 00:47:56.622
They're a bit long, ain't they?

00:47:56.957 --> 00:48:00.626
Sawn-offs are out.
People want a bit more
range these days.

00:48:01.545 --> 00:48:02.712
Range?

00:48:02.963 --> 00:48:05.131
I don't want to blow
the arse out of this
country, granted.

00:48:05.215 --> 00:48:08.467
But I don't want anyone
blowing a raspberry
at me, either.

00:48:08.635 --> 00:48:10.553
I want to look fucking mean.

00:48:10.846 --> 00:48:12.930
Of course you'll look mean.

00:48:13.015 --> 00:48:14.223
You'll look really scary.

00:48:14.308 --> 00:48:15.433
Anyway, enough about that.

00:48:15.517 --> 00:48:17.310
What about this geezer who sells drugs?

00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:19.770
Rory Breaker's standing by.

00:48:19.855 --> 00:48:23.024
You stand to make a lot of money, tubby Tommy.

00:48:28.488 --> 00:48:31.115
BIG CHRIS: I understand
if this has come as
a bit of a shock,

00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:35.411
but let me tell you how
this can be resolved by
you, the good father.

00:48:35.662 --> 00:48:36.871
Go on.

00:48:37.497 --> 00:48:39.165
He likes your bar.

00:48:39.583 --> 00:48:40.666
Yes?

00:48:41.001 --> 00:48:42.668
He wants your bar.

00:48:43.503 --> 00:48:44.629
And?

00:48:45.964 --> 00:48:48.299
Do you want me to draw you a picture?

00:48:48.383 --> 00:48:51.761
Look, that boy doesn't
know his arsehole
from his ear hole.

00:48:51.845 --> 00:48:54.764
This is my bar.
It's got nothing to
do with him.

00:48:55.349 --> 00:48:57.016
What, and I care?

00:48:57.309 --> 00:48:59.602
Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage

00:48:59.686 --> 00:49:01.938
of being able to sustain your son's life.

00:49:02.022 --> 00:49:06.192
And you do have a
reputation, so I'll choose
my words very carefully.

00:49:06.485 --> 00:49:09.195
You tell Harry to go fuck himself.

00:49:14.493 --> 00:49:15.618
Now,

00:49:19.081 --> 00:49:22.458
I'll put that
down to shock.
Only once.

00:49:24.002 --> 00:49:27.463
Only once can I
or shall I let you get
away with that.

00:49:28.465 --> 00:49:31.509
Your son's got three days to find half a mil.

00:49:32.886 --> 00:49:35.471
But make up your mind which you prefer,

00:49:35.722 --> 00:49:38.224
your bar or your son.

00:49:44.439 --> 00:49:45.731
DOG: Plank goes in first.

00:49:46.066 --> 00:49:47.775
There's a cage, but it's never locked.

00:49:47.859 --> 00:49:49.568
DOG: Is it, Plank?
Never.

00:49:49.736 --> 00:49:50.736
DOG: It don't wanna be.

00:49:52.030 --> 00:49:55.157
All right, once he's got
himself set, he gets
the rest of us in.

00:49:55.534 --> 00:49:57.243
(FEEDBACK SCREECHING)
Now we get nasty
with a couple of them.

00:49:57.327 --> 00:49:58.411
Shit them up, gag them, whatever.

00:49:59.746 --> 00:50:01.998
Now these wankers
shouldn't give us
any problems.

00:50:02.082 --> 00:50:05.334
But like any cowboys,
there'll be a few
tools lying around.

00:50:05.502 --> 00:50:09.130
When the job's done,
we come straight back
here and unload.

00:50:09.548 --> 00:50:11.924
And Robert's your father's brother.

00:50:12.426 --> 00:50:13.884
Everyone savvy?

00:50:13.969 --> 00:50:15.386
ALL: Sweet.

00:50:16.471 --> 00:50:17.888
Have a look at these.

00:50:19.433 --> 00:50:22.101
And what are we supposed do with these?

00:50:23.770 --> 00:50:25.688
Put them on your head, stupid.

00:50:25.772 --> 00:50:27.148
Christ.

00:50:28.066 --> 00:50:30.901
If you think I'm gonna
turn up there clean-shaven
and greet them

00:50:30.986 --> 00:50:33.779
with a grin on
my face, you got
another thing coming.

00:50:33.905 --> 00:50:35.531
Now these fellas, they're your neighbors.

00:50:35.615 --> 00:50:39.577
I thought it might be
a good idea to disguise
ourselves a little.

00:50:40.162 --> 00:50:43.456
Right. Yeah, good
thinking, Soap.
Well done.

00:50:44.499 --> 00:50:46.250
I brought weapons as well.

00:50:46.543 --> 00:50:48.794
Weapons? What do
you mean, weapons?

00:50:50.088 --> 00:50:51.088
(CLEARS THROAT)

00:50:51.173 --> 00:50:52.673
These.

00:50:52.758 --> 00:50:54.508
(EXCLAIMING) Jesus.

00:50:54.801 --> 00:50:57.094
Let's keep them covered up, eh?

00:50:58.638 --> 00:51:01.557
Couldn't you have got anything a bit bigger?

00:51:02.059 --> 00:51:04.560
What, like that?

00:51:05.312 --> 00:51:06.896
What do you think?

00:51:07.814 --> 00:51:09.648
I think you need help.

00:51:10.942 --> 00:51:13.778
Bar steward, can
we have a couple
of drinks, please?

00:51:13.862 --> 00:51:17.865
Have you seen
your dad? Hatchet sent
one of his men around.

00:51:18.658 --> 00:51:20.326
Oh, shit. When?

00:51:21.745 --> 00:51:23.079
Crazy. ..

00:51:35.342 --> 00:51:37.927
Where did you
get these?
A fucking museum?

00:51:38.011 --> 00:51:39.553
Nick the Greek.

00:51:41.556 --> 00:51:43.307
How much did you part with?

00:51:43.391 --> 00:51:44.809
£700 for the pair.

00:51:44.893 --> 00:51:46.519
Drachmas, I hope.

00:51:47.187 --> 00:51:49.605
I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick.

00:51:49.689 --> 00:51:52.441
These are gonna do more harm than good.

00:51:54.194 --> 00:51:56.946
Jesus, Tom, do these work?

00:51:57.114 --> 00:51:58.781
Don't know.
Look nice though,
don't they?

00:51:58.865 --> 00:51:59.865
I rather like them.

00:51:59.950 --> 00:52:01.951
That's top of the list of priorities, that is.

00:52:02.035 --> 00:52:03.202
EDDIE: Ladies,

00:52:03.912 --> 00:52:06.372
back to more
important issues,
if you don't mind.

00:52:06.456 --> 00:52:08.791
We have only got two real guns.

00:52:09.209 --> 00:52:10.793
Apparently, that's what they are.

00:52:10.877 --> 00:52:13.129
So we find a good place to hide next door,

00:52:13.213 --> 00:52:15.005
we wait till it sounds like the right time,

00:52:15.090 --> 00:52:16.340
then we
jack-in-the-box,

00:52:16.424 --> 00:52:19.176
look nasty and stuff,
cocoon them
in gaffer tape,

00:52:19.261 --> 00:52:23.722
nick their van, swap the
gear into the new van and
bring it all back here.

00:52:24.057 --> 00:52:26.600
As long as we're
all out of our hiding
places quickly,

00:52:26.685 --> 00:52:29.061
it's the last thing they're gonna expect.

00:52:29.146 --> 00:52:31.438
Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter

00:52:31.523 --> 00:52:33.274
feels like giving them a bit of a kicking,

00:52:33.358 --> 00:52:35.568
I'm sure it won't do any harm.

00:52:35.861 --> 00:52:39.321
Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody,

00:52:39.406 --> 00:52:40.489
if you know what I mean.

00:52:41.741 --> 00:52:45.119
Also, I think knives are a good idea.

00:52:45.537 --> 00:52:47.663
Big, fuck-off,
shiny ones.

00:52:48.498 --> 00:52:51.250
Ones that look
like they could
skin a crocodile.

00:52:51.334 --> 00:52:54.420
Knives are good
because they don't
make any noise.

00:52:54.504 --> 00:52:55.838
And the less noise they make,

00:52:55.922 --> 00:52:58.174
the more likely we are to use them.

00:52:58.258 --> 00:53:00.509
Shit them right up.

00:53:00.594 --> 00:53:02.428
Makes it look like we're serious.

00:53:03.263 --> 00:53:05.890
Guns for show, knives for a pro.

00:53:07.642 --> 00:53:10.811
Soap, is there
something we should
know about you?

00:53:11.104 --> 00:53:13.147
I'm not sure what's more worrying,

00:53:13.231 --> 00:53:14.773
the job or your past.

00:53:18.111 --> 00:53:19.612
Come on, girls.

00:53:33.585 --> 00:53:36.128
Where the fuck
are they going?
Shift a piano?

00:53:36.213 --> 00:53:38.714
I thought this was meant to be a robbery.

00:53:38.798 --> 00:53:41.008
Where did they get those outfits?

00:53:41.092 --> 00:53:42.635
BOTH: Not a
bad idea, that.

00:53:43.637 --> 00:53:46.013
All right,
it's Plank. Is
Willie there?

00:53:46.389 --> 00:53:48.724
No. I'm afraid he's not.
He's out at the moment.

00:53:48.808 --> 00:53:50.559
PLANK: Perhaps
you can help.

00:53:50.810 --> 00:53:53.771
Well, perhaps
I can't, Plank, if you
know what I mean.

00:53:53.855 --> 00:53:55.940
Look. If you
could just
open the door,

00:53:56.024 --> 00:53:57.608
so I could talk without shouting.

00:53:57.692 --> 00:53:59.652
J: I can't help
you, Plank.

00:53:59.903 --> 00:54:02.738
I think you'll find it is in your interest.

00:54:02.864 --> 00:54:04.323
Hold on, okay?

00:54:04.574 --> 00:54:06.742
Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you.

00:54:06.826 --> 00:54:08.369
He says it's in our interest.

00:54:08.453 --> 00:54:11.413
Listen, I don't
care if it's
King-fucking-Kong!

00:54:11.498 --> 00:54:13.791
He's not coming in here, not today.

00:54:13.875 --> 00:54:17.294
Hold on. We are
in business, and
correct me if I'm wrong,

00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:19.421
but that is business.

00:54:19.506 --> 00:54:23.133
Corrected. That's a
walking accident that
we can do without.

00:54:23.218 --> 00:54:26.887
Jesus, he's okay.
He knows only to
buy weights now.

00:54:27.138 --> 00:54:29.890
We're looking at at least a couple of thou.

00:54:29.975 --> 00:54:32.017
What do you think, Winston?

00:54:33.186 --> 00:54:35.938
Willie, this is the last time, all right?

00:54:36.481 --> 00:54:38.107
But you and the money are going out the back.

00:54:38.191 --> 00:54:39.942
If he knows you're here, he'll be all day.

00:54:40.026 --> 00:54:42.194
Now just clear this shit up.

00:54:42.779 --> 00:54:45.197
What, now?
Yes. Now!

00:54:46.032 --> 00:54:47.825
Just get rid of him quick.

00:54:47.909 --> 00:54:49.868
All right, just coming.

00:54:53.206 --> 00:54:55.249
What the fuck is he doing?

00:54:58.461 --> 00:55:01.505
Come on, I can't wait out here all day.

00:55:02.257 --> 00:55:03.882
J: All right,
just coming.

00:55:09.055 --> 00:55:11.348
I thought you was
gonna leave me
out there all day.

00:55:11.433 --> 00:55:13.434
I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank.

00:55:13.518 --> 00:55:15.602
Lives and learns, don't you?

00:55:16.062 --> 00:55:17.313
You keep the gates locked now, do you?

00:55:17.397 --> 00:55:20.607
Sorry, gotta do business like this now.

00:55:20.692 --> 00:55:22.484
Can't be too careful these days.

00:55:22.569 --> 00:55:24.903
I know. Shut it!

00:55:24.988 --> 00:55:26.572
You say a fucking word, the right ear goes.

00:55:26.656 --> 00:55:27.781
Another one, then your left.

00:55:27.866 --> 00:55:28.824
What are you doing, Plank?

00:55:28.908 --> 00:55:29.992
What do you think I'm doing?

00:55:30.076 --> 00:55:32.119
Hang on, what are you doing?

00:55:32.412 --> 00:55:35.789
Unlock the gate.
All right, I said unlock
the fucking gate!

00:55:35.874 --> 00:55:38.459
That's it!
Go, go, go!
Fucking move!

00:55:42.881 --> 00:55:43.922
What the fuck's going on?

00:55:44.007 --> 00:55:46.342
Just hang on, I've got the keys.

00:55:46.426 --> 00:55:49.553
The gate's locked!
I don't believe the
fucking gate's locked!

00:55:49.637 --> 00:55:50.846
What have you done to Fauntleroy?

00:55:50.930 --> 00:55:53.015
I didn't touch him.
He just passed out.

00:55:53.099 --> 00:55:54.892
Don't just stand
there. Get that
fucking door shut.

00:55:54.976 --> 00:55:57.102
You want the world to see us?

00:55:57.354 --> 00:55:58.937
(MEN ARGUING)

00:55:59.022 --> 00:56:01.106
What's going on down there?

00:56:03.693 --> 00:56:04.693
Shit.

00:56:10.784 --> 00:56:13.786
Charles, get the rifle out.

00:56:15.497 --> 00:56:16.955
We're being fucked.

00:56:17.040 --> 00:56:18.374
It must be this one.

00:56:18.458 --> 00:56:19.875
Hold that gun.

00:56:19.959 --> 00:56:21.668
Plank, give me
the keys. Give
me the keys, Plank.

00:56:21.753 --> 00:56:24.421
Don't point it at me,
bollocks, point
it in there.

00:56:24.506 --> 00:56:27.758
DOG: Planks of wood.
I'm working with
fucking planks of wood.

00:56:27.842 --> 00:56:28.926
Shit.

00:56:30.762 --> 00:56:33.639
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck's that?

00:56:33.723 --> 00:56:34.807
It's me Bren gun.

00:56:34.891 --> 00:56:38.727
Don't you think you could
have brought something
a little bit more practical?

00:56:38.812 --> 00:56:41.897
Don't none of you
slags move. I'll kill the
fucking lot of you!

00:56:41.981 --> 00:56:44.233
Who are you gonna
kill, Plank? There's no
one fucking there.

00:56:47.987 --> 00:56:49.154
(SCREAMS)

00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:50.447
They fucking shot me.

00:56:50.532 --> 00:56:51.865
Well, shoot them back.

00:56:54.869 --> 00:56:57.496
Jesus, Plank.
Couldn't you have got
smokeless cartridges?

00:56:57.580 --> 00:56:59.081
I can't see a bloody thing.

00:56:59.165 --> 00:57:00.124
(GROANS)

00:57:00.208 --> 00:57:01.333
Shit.

00:57:01.376 --> 00:57:03.252
I've been shot.
I don't fucking
believe this.

00:57:03.336 --> 00:57:05.170
Could everyone stop getting shot?

00:57:05.255 --> 00:57:08.090
DOG: John, sit down
and patch yourself up.

00:57:08.216 --> 00:57:10.342
You tart, it's a fucking air rifle.

00:57:17.517 --> 00:57:18.934
What the fuck was that?

00:57:19.018 --> 00:57:20.269
Well, that was the Bren gun.

00:57:20.353 --> 00:57:21.437
If you fire that gun again,

00:57:21.521 --> 00:57:23.147
you're a dead man.
Understand? Dead.

00:57:23.231 --> 00:57:24.982
No ifs, no buts, you're a fucking dead man!

00:57:25.066 --> 00:57:26.108
All right, all right.

00:57:26.192 --> 00:57:30.028
I've got the bollock
ache with this. Where's
me fucking gun?

00:57:33.700 --> 00:57:35.993
All right, now that I've got your attention,

00:57:36.077 --> 00:57:38.495
firstly I'm gonna blow his toes off.

00:57:39.747 --> 00:57:41.123
(GUN FIRING)

00:57:41.416 --> 00:57:43.041
(WHISPERING) Shit.
DOG: There go
his toes.

00:57:43.126 --> 00:57:45.961
Now if you want
me out of here in
five minutes flat,

00:57:46.045 --> 00:57:47.379
open the fucking gate,

00:57:47.464 --> 00:57:49.923
'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off.

00:57:50.675 --> 00:57:53.469
They're gonna fucking kill us if we do, man.

00:57:53.553 --> 00:57:56.305
Poor J will certainly
get it if we don't.
He's serious.

00:57:56.389 --> 00:57:58.765
I'm losing patience.
Hurry up, girls.

00:57:58.850 --> 00:58:01.226
WINSTON: It's all right.
All fucking right.

00:58:03.062 --> 00:58:05.606
Willie, he
doesn't know
you're here. Just. ..

00:58:06.733 --> 00:58:08.233
Sort something out.

00:58:20.497 --> 00:58:23.081
And all your friends, there's a good lad.

00:58:23.875 --> 00:58:26.251
There's only three of us here.

00:58:26.336 --> 00:58:28.170
I don't believe you.
Fuck it, I'm gonna
blow his leg off.

00:58:28.254 --> 00:58:29.588
I mean it.

00:58:30.507 --> 00:58:31.757
It's only three of us.

00:58:31.841 --> 00:58:32.841
DOG: Plank?

00:58:32.926 --> 00:58:35.260
Yeah. One
of them is out.

00:58:39.182 --> 00:58:40.807
Now open the gate.

00:58:59.911 --> 00:59:01.119
(SIGHS)

00:59:02.413 --> 00:59:03.664
(GROANING)

00:59:04.123 --> 00:59:05.874
Up, up, up.
There's a
good lad.

00:59:05.959 --> 00:59:07.751
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

00:59:24.519 --> 00:59:26.061
John, get them tied up.

00:59:26.145 --> 00:59:27.271
Plank, where's the money?

00:59:27.355 --> 00:59:29.481
There. In those
shoeboxes.

00:59:48.084 --> 00:59:50.043
Where?
Out the back.

00:59:50.545 --> 00:59:52.504
And the weed?
Out the back.

00:59:52.589 --> 00:59:54.590
Point.
With what?

00:59:54.674 --> 00:59:56.425
Your fucking hands, now.

00:59:56.509 --> 00:59:57.676
I'm tied up.

00:59:58.136 --> 01:00:00.512
Well, nod your head or something.

01:00:00.847 --> 01:00:04.308
Check it out.
Plank, get Paul out
of that van, lively.

01:00:06.644 --> 01:00:08.395
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

01:00:10.481 --> 01:00:11.440
(SCREAMS)

01:00:11.524 --> 01:00:12.941
(GUN FIRING)

01:00:20.825 --> 01:00:21.992
Knife.

01:00:26.706 --> 01:00:29.916
I'm gonna cut him.
Make sure he
knows he's dead.

01:00:30.043 --> 01:00:32.002
How you doing, Mick?
How do you think
I'm doing?

01:00:32.086 --> 01:00:34.713
He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off.

01:00:43.264 --> 01:00:44.765
Jesus Christ.

01:00:50.438 --> 01:00:53.398
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here?

01:00:53.983 --> 01:00:55.442
Shut up, you idiot.

01:00:56.277 --> 01:00:57.736
It's Hanukkah.

01:00:58.863 --> 01:01:00.197
Well, don't just stand there.

01:01:00.281 --> 01:01:02.616
Have you got
the bags? Can
you fit it all in?

01:01:02.700 --> 01:01:04.159
It's a lot.

01:01:05.411 --> 01:01:07.871
I can't get Epping Forest in my van.

01:01:08.331 --> 01:01:10.374
Can't? I don't
wanna hear "can't."

01:01:10.458 --> 01:01:11.541
Bollocks to can't.

01:01:11.626 --> 01:01:14.670
You'll fit it all in
if you have to
make two trips.

01:01:19.467 --> 01:01:20.717
Bollocks.

01:01:22.553 --> 01:01:23.679
You've got a ticket already.

01:01:23.763 --> 01:01:26.056
And if you don't
move it, we will
move it for you.

01:01:26.140 --> 01:01:27.140
I'll only be a minute.

01:01:27.225 --> 01:01:28.600
You've already been 15.

01:01:28.685 --> 01:01:29.726
Look.

01:01:30.311 --> 01:01:31.353
Come and have a look.

01:01:31.437 --> 01:01:32.729
At what, exactly?

01:01:32.814 --> 01:01:35.524
Well, the
van's half full.
So?

01:01:35.817 --> 01:01:38.860
So, all I've got to do is fill it up,

01:01:38.986 --> 01:01:40.862
put you in it. ..
What?

01:01:44.283 --> 01:01:45.617
And I'm off.

01:01:54.127 --> 01:01:56.378
Do you think you
can carry more than
one bag this time?

01:01:56.462 --> 01:01:58.338
I can't.
My neck, Dog.

01:01:59.298 --> 01:02:00.632
How many more bags?

01:02:00.717 --> 01:02:01.883
JOHN: Just a couple.

01:02:03.010 --> 01:02:05.178
Mick, you dead yet?

01:02:06.806 --> 01:02:10.851
I'll be all right
once I've dealt with
that lanky prick.

01:02:11.644 --> 01:02:13.145
DOG: Do it quietly.

01:02:16.649 --> 01:02:18.400
It's time I say,
"Good night,
nurse."

01:02:18.484 --> 01:02:19.484
(GUN CLICKING)

01:02:33.624 --> 01:02:35.000
(SCREAMING)

01:03:02.653 --> 01:03:04.696
Where the fuck did she come from?

01:03:04.781 --> 01:03:06.448
(PANTING)

01:03:11.537 --> 01:03:13.413
That is it. Tie her up.
We're out of here.

01:03:45.238 --> 01:03:46.988
What are you doing, Ed?

01:03:47.073 --> 01:03:48.490
Do you want one?

01:03:48.574 --> 01:03:51.117
No, I fucking don't.
You cannot make
a cup of tea, Edward.

01:03:51.202 --> 01:03:54.663
The entire
British Empire was
built on cups of tea.

01:03:54.914 --> 01:03:56.498
SOAP: Yeah, and look
what happened to that.

01:03:56.582 --> 01:03:59.876
And if you think I'm
going to war without one,
mate, you're mistaken.

01:04:00.086 --> 01:04:01.920
Going to war with what?

01:04:02.171 --> 01:04:05.131
Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat?

01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:28.488
You won't get away with this.

01:04:30.867 --> 01:04:32.701
Paul, what's that?

01:04:32.785 --> 01:04:33.910
It's a traffic warden.

01:04:33.995 --> 01:04:35.370
I can see it's a fucking traffic warden.

01:04:35.454 --> 01:04:37.247
What's he doing in the back of the van?

01:04:37.331 --> 01:04:39.583
He was gonna call the cozzers.

01:04:40.585 --> 01:04:42.961
Fair enough, we'll deal with him later.

01:04:46.299 --> 01:04:48.216
How are we doing, Tom?

01:04:48.301 --> 01:04:49.759
Right as rain.

01:04:50.177 --> 01:04:52.053
I'm just gonna take care of the cabs.

01:04:52.138 --> 01:04:53.597
Keep us posted.

01:04:57.685 --> 01:05:00.228
All right, mate, do you do airports?

01:05:03.357 --> 01:05:05.692
Where the hell are we gonna hide?

01:05:08.154 --> 01:05:10.363
Don't complicate
things. Just hide.

01:05:24.170 --> 01:05:25.170
We're on.

01:05:42.188 --> 01:05:44.022
Cor, they weigh a pound or two.

01:05:44.106 --> 01:05:45.690
Shut up and back up!

01:05:45.775 --> 01:05:47.150
(WHISTLES)

01:05:47.860 --> 01:05:49.527
Spin round, big boy.

01:05:53.366 --> 01:05:54.407
What the fuck?

01:05:54.825 --> 01:05:56.868
Stay down.
Stay down!

01:06:03.793 --> 01:06:06.628
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face.

01:06:06.837 --> 01:06:08.296
On the floor!

01:06:08.965 --> 01:06:11.049
Bend over the fucking desk.

01:06:16.722 --> 01:06:19.307
Keys. I want
keys. Now!

01:06:21.477 --> 01:06:22.978
I'll find you.

01:06:23.437 --> 01:06:25.355
Course you will, sweetheart.

01:06:25.439 --> 01:06:26.898
I'll find you.

01:06:26.983 --> 01:06:30.068
What do you think
this is, fucking
hide-and-seek?

01:06:30.528 --> 01:06:32.529
That one.
Search that one.

01:06:42.707 --> 01:06:47.043
Right, I'll see you
in the van when you've
finished with handsome here.

01:07:04.520 --> 01:07:07.022
Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?

01:07:11.402 --> 01:07:15.196
When the bottle in my
arse has contracted,
I'll let you know.

01:07:15.281 --> 01:07:17.824
Bacon, see what we've got.

01:07:18.325 --> 01:07:20.326
Let's have a butchers, eh?

01:07:25.416 --> 01:07:27.459
We've hit the jackpot, lads.

01:07:28.461 --> 01:07:31.671
We've got God knows
how much of this
stinking weed,

01:07:32.298 --> 01:07:34.591
a shit load of cash

01:07:36.552 --> 01:07:38.219
and a traffic warden.

01:07:38.304 --> 01:07:39.345
What?

01:07:41.932 --> 01:07:44.100
Jesus, Ed, we got a traffic warden.

01:07:45.770 --> 01:07:48.063
I think he's still alive.

01:07:48.147 --> 01:07:50.982
He's got claret coming out of him somewhere.

01:07:51.525 --> 01:07:52.734
What did they want with a traffic warden?

01:07:52.818 --> 01:07:54.944
I don't know, but I don't think we need him.

01:07:55.029 --> 01:07:57.030
Knock him out and dump him at the lights.

01:07:57.114 --> 01:07:58.573
Knock him out?
What do you mean,
knock him out?

01:07:58.657 --> 01:07:59.699
Knock him out with what?

01:07:59.784 --> 01:08:02.243
I don't know!
Use your imagination!

01:08:05.998 --> 01:08:07.123
(GROANING)

01:08:07.208 --> 01:08:09.459
Don't touch him up.
Knock him out!

01:08:09.543 --> 01:08:11.086
I'll knock you out in a minute.

01:08:11.170 --> 01:08:12.712
Look, you want to knock him out,

01:08:12.797 --> 01:08:14.255
you knock him out.

01:08:15.299 --> 01:08:17.592
I fucking hate traffic wardens.

01:08:28.521 --> 01:08:32.148
It's about time you
gave my young
friends a visit, Chris.

01:08:35.986 --> 01:08:38.113
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.

01:08:38.197 --> 01:08:39.906
Now I can't have that, can I, Baz?

01:08:39.990 --> 01:08:41.950
No, Harry, you can't.

01:08:42.034 --> 01:08:43.952
I mean, it's a liberty.

01:08:44.912 --> 01:08:47.622
And I can't have a liberty taken, can I, Chris?

01:08:47.706 --> 01:08:49.541
No, Harry, you can't.

01:08:50.376 --> 01:08:53.211
I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole.

01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:57.215
And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?

01:08:57.299 --> 01:08:59.342
BOTH: No, Harry, you can't.

01:09:06.100 --> 01:09:08.226
EDDIE: Right, that's it.
We're done.

01:09:09.854 --> 01:09:11.271
We're off.
Here, Ed.

01:09:11.355 --> 01:09:13.398
Are you sure it's
a good idea taking
this back to yours?

01:09:13.482 --> 01:09:14.774
Well, it's the only place we can take it,

01:09:14.859 --> 01:09:15.942
and it's the last place they're gonna look.

01:09:16.026 --> 01:09:17.026
Anyway, fuck it!

01:09:17.111 --> 01:09:18.862
The battle is over and the war is won.

01:09:18.946 --> 01:09:21.614
Now, Tom.
You take this
to Nick the Bubble,

01:09:21.699 --> 01:09:23.283
then we get rid of it quick.

01:09:36.839 --> 01:09:39.549
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets.

01:09:42.094 --> 01:09:44.679
All right, we'll take it.

01:09:44.763 --> 01:09:46.139
Half price.

01:09:47.433 --> 01:09:49.017
I don't think he'll like that.

01:09:49.101 --> 01:09:52.520
You said 3.5 a key,
and you know that's
a good price.

01:09:52.605 --> 01:09:54.439
It was yesterday I said three and a half,

01:09:54.523 --> 01:09:56.900
and now it's today if I'm not mistaken.

01:09:56.984 --> 01:09:59.652
We'll take it tomorrow, half price.

01:10:00.613 --> 01:10:02.238
If he wants to get rid of it quick,

01:10:02.323 --> 01:10:03.364
he'll have to take it.

01:10:03.449 --> 01:10:04.449
Now look,

01:10:04.533 --> 01:10:06.117
I've got a race coming up in a minute,

01:10:06.202 --> 01:10:09.120
so if you'd just be
kind enough to. ..

01:10:16.712 --> 01:10:20.548
Lenny, take that round
to Snow White and
the three little chemists.

01:10:20.633 --> 01:10:22.550
They should have a gander of that.

01:10:22.635 --> 01:10:24.636
I want a second opinion.

01:10:29.683 --> 01:10:31.726
LENNY: Hang on
a minute, Nathan.
Something stinks.

01:10:31.810 --> 01:10:34.020
NATHAN: Yeah, your
fucking aftershave.

01:10:34.230 --> 01:10:35.939
LENNY: Fuck you,
funny man.

01:10:36.899 --> 01:10:38.983
For God's sake.
Help me.

01:10:39.151 --> 01:10:43.071
I'm in pain.
I'm in so much
pain ! Jesus.

01:10:43.155 --> 01:10:44.739
Go in slowly, Nathan.

01:10:44.823 --> 01:10:46.866
Fuck you, funny man, you go first.

01:10:46.951 --> 01:10:49.202
Just get the fuck in there, will you?

01:10:49.286 --> 01:10:50.912
I want this house searched for bugs.

01:10:50.996 --> 01:10:52.455
I mean, I want it stripped.

01:10:52.539 --> 01:10:53.706
Where's the point in that?

01:10:53.791 --> 01:10:56.084
Even if there was a
bug, they'd have
taken it with them.

01:10:56.168 --> 01:10:58.419
It's a bit late
for you to start
thinking, John.

01:10:58.504 --> 01:11:01.089
If it's a possibility,
that's good
enough for me.

01:11:01.173 --> 01:11:02.674
And when you've stripped this place,

01:11:02.758 --> 01:11:07.136
I want every slag this
side of Ceylon pulled in
and tortured badly.

01:11:08.305 --> 01:11:09.931
I want to know who's responsible for this.

01:11:10.015 --> 01:11:13.101
Otherwise, I'm gonna hold you responsible.

01:11:20.401 --> 01:11:22.235
EDDIE: Not a bad day.

01:11:23.570 --> 01:11:25.863
That pile takes care of Harry.

01:11:27.658 --> 01:11:28.783
What's left over?

01:11:28.867 --> 01:11:31.035
Give me half a chance to count it.

01:11:32.579 --> 01:11:34.831
What about this gear then, eh?

01:11:41.297 --> 01:11:43.298
What, you want a toke on that?

01:11:43.382 --> 01:11:45.550
No, I don't think
I want any of that
horrible shit.

01:11:45.634 --> 01:11:48.428
Can we lock up and get drunk now, please?

01:11:50.472 --> 01:11:54.267
We shot one of them in the throat.

01:11:54.351 --> 01:11:55.393
What do you want, a medal?

01:11:55.477 --> 01:11:59.480
I'll shoot you in the
fucking throat if I don't
get my ganja back.

01:12:00.482 --> 01:12:03.443
RORY: The one you
shot, is he still
in there now?

01:12:03.527 --> 01:12:04.944
No, it was another one.

01:12:05.029 --> 01:12:06.404
That's more like it.

01:12:06.905 --> 01:12:08.239
Where is he?

01:12:09.074 --> 01:12:11.075
Well, they took him with.

01:12:11.785 --> 01:12:13.619
No, he's still alive.

01:12:13.996 --> 01:12:16.831
What did you
shoot him with?
An air gun?

01:12:22.087 --> 01:12:26.716
Look, we grow weed.
We're not mercenaries.

01:12:27.885 --> 01:12:29.761
You don't say.

01:12:30.262 --> 01:12:31.679
Who could it be?

01:12:31.764 --> 01:12:33.514
Where do we start, Rory?

01:12:33.599 --> 01:12:34.849
Mr. Breaker.

01:12:35.184 --> 01:12:38.519
Today my name
is Mr. Breaker.

01:12:39.229 --> 01:12:41.481
You think this is a coincidence?

01:12:41.565 --> 01:12:43.316
This white shite steals my things

01:12:43.400 --> 01:12:45.360
and thinks that he can sell it back to me!

01:12:45.444 --> 01:12:47.987
He's got less brains than you, Lenny!

01:12:48.781 --> 01:12:50.031
Get Nick,

01:12:50.115 --> 01:12:54.952
the greasy wop. ..
Greek bastard
round here now.

01:12:55.037 --> 01:12:58.206
If he's still
stupid enough to be
on this planet.

01:12:59.958 --> 01:13:02.460
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

01:14:31.175 --> 01:14:34.469
Your stupidity might be your one saving grace.

01:14:34.553 --> 01:14:35.636
Uh?

01:14:35.721 --> 01:14:37.847
Don't "uh" me, Greek boy!

01:14:37.931 --> 01:14:41.100
How is it your
fucking stupid,
soon-to-be-dead friends

01:14:41.185 --> 01:14:43.811
thought that they
might be able to
steal my cannabis,

01:14:43.896 --> 01:14:45.938
and then sell it back to me?

01:14:46.023 --> 01:14:48.065
Is this a declaration of war?

01:14:48.150 --> 01:14:51.527
Is this some white
cunt's joke that
black cunts don't get?

01:14:51.612 --> 01:14:55.072
'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Nicolas!

01:14:56.617 --> 01:14:58.868
I know you couldn't have known my position,

01:14:58.952 --> 01:15:01.496
'cause you're not that stupid that if you did,

01:15:01.580 --> 01:15:03.831
you wouldn't have
turned up here
scratching your arse

01:15:03.916 --> 01:15:05.833
with that, "What's going on here" look

01:15:05.918 --> 01:15:08.336
slapped all over your Chevy Chase.

01:15:09.963 --> 01:15:13.758
But what you do know is where these people live.

01:15:20.432 --> 01:15:23.017
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you.

01:15:23.101 --> 01:15:25.561
If you bend the truth,
or I think you're
bending the truth,

01:15:25.646 --> 01:15:27.021
I'll kill you.

01:15:27.105 --> 01:15:29.190
If you forget anything, I'll kill you.

01:15:29.274 --> 01:15:33.236
In fact, you're gonna
have to work very hard
to stay alive, Nick.

01:15:33.987 --> 01:15:36.822
Now, do you understand everything I've said?

01:15:37.616 --> 01:15:40.117
Because if you don't, I'll kill you.

01:15:41.328 --> 01:15:45.706
Now, Mr. Bubble
and Squeak, you
may enlighten me.

01:15:50.629 --> 01:15:52.797
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?

01:15:52.881 --> 01:15:54.590
Well, yeah.
Yeah, we do.

01:15:54.675 --> 01:15:56.175
Yeah, yeah, we do.

01:15:56.260 --> 01:15:58.719
In fact, it's a little bit
more than a little bit
of a problem, isn't it?

01:15:58.804 --> 01:15:59.887
On a scale of things, you could say

01:15:59.972 --> 01:16:01.639
it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems.

01:16:01.723 --> 01:16:04.725
And the reason it's such
a mon-fucking-strosity
of a problem is,

01:16:04.810 --> 01:16:07.728
you don't even got
a first idea who did
this to us, have you?

01:16:07.813 --> 01:16:10.439
Dog, we've been up
all night. It's no one
from round here.

01:16:10.524 --> 01:16:12.358
We've had them all lined up against the wall.

01:16:12.442 --> 01:16:14.235
If he was a toe-rag
from out of manor,
we'd know.

01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:15.444
We'd know.

01:16:15.529 --> 01:16:17.738
You'd know?
You'd fucking know?

01:16:17.823 --> 01:16:20.533
You wouldn't know
if it was the next door
fucking neighbors!

01:16:20.617 --> 01:16:23.744
Now get out there and
find them ! I'm sick of the
fucking sight of you!

01:16:23.829 --> 01:16:26.455
Get out of my
fucking sight! You
little shit!

01:16:38.093 --> 01:16:39.343
Scarface.

01:16:40.470 --> 01:16:42.430
I've watched Scarface.

01:16:43.015 --> 01:16:46.851
If you want to know
how to do a drug deal,
you watch Scarface.

01:16:48.520 --> 01:16:50.605
That really inspires confidence, that.

01:16:50.689 --> 01:16:52.231
This guy
Rory Breaker. ..

01:16:52.316 --> 01:16:56.027
Rory Breaker?
Psychotic black
dwarf with an Afro?

01:16:56.111 --> 01:16:57.653
That'll be the same man, yes.

01:16:57.738 --> 01:17:00.406
I heard about him.
He's a fucking lunatic.

01:17:00.490 --> 01:17:03.117
Well, he can afford
to do the deal at the
price we're selling.

01:17:03.201 --> 01:17:04.493
It's not worth him giving us any trouble,

01:17:04.578 --> 01:17:05.828
because he knows we'll be a pain in the arse,

01:17:05.912 --> 01:17:07.288
and who needs a pain in the arse?

01:17:07.372 --> 01:17:09.457
I'll take a pain in
the arse for
half-a-million quid.

01:17:09.541 --> 01:17:11.542
You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.

01:17:11.627 --> 01:17:13.377
Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.

01:17:13.462 --> 01:17:15.546
Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

01:17:15.631 --> 01:17:19.383
After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up

01:17:20.385 --> 01:17:22.386
nearly £200,000 each.

01:17:24.097 --> 01:17:27.558
That's not bad for
a morning's work,
I think you'll agree.

01:17:37.944 --> 01:17:39.403
So they had the cash.

01:17:39.488 --> 01:17:40.529
And the puff.

01:17:40.614 --> 01:17:42.156
Cheeky bastards.

01:17:42.240 --> 01:17:43.532
Count it.

01:17:43.867 --> 01:17:47.536
Shit, Dog, there's a lot.
Don't you want to
do it next door?

01:17:48.914 --> 01:17:52.833
We're not going
next door till we've flayed
them dead men walking.

01:17:52.918 --> 01:17:54.293
We'll count it upstairs.

01:17:54.378 --> 01:17:55.795
I don't want them
to see you fingering
their money

01:17:55.879 --> 01:17:57.463
when they walk through the door.

01:17:57.547 --> 01:17:59.090
But, Dog, look. ..

01:18:00.384 --> 01:18:03.052
Give us it here, dozy bastard.

01:18:06.264 --> 01:18:08.891
Check your guns.
Get yourselves
well hid.

01:18:08.975 --> 01:18:11.227
You wait till they get right inside the door,

01:18:11.311 --> 01:18:13.270
then you give it to them.

01:18:13.647 --> 01:18:16.607
Give me them shooters, you can use your own.

01:18:22.781 --> 01:18:24.323
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

01:18:27.285 --> 01:18:28.327
Yeah?

01:18:28.412 --> 01:18:30.287
That's no way to answer the phone.

01:18:30.372 --> 01:18:31.789
(EXCLAIMS)
Is that you, Dean?

01:18:31.873 --> 01:18:33.249
No, it's Lord fucking Lucan.

01:18:33.333 --> 01:18:34.333
Who do you think it is?

01:18:34.418 --> 01:18:35.876
What can I do for you?

01:18:35.961 --> 01:18:38.754
You know those
guns I sold you?
I need them back.

01:18:38.839 --> 01:18:41.841
Not likely, I'm afraid.
I don't think I'll be
seeing them again.

01:18:41.925 --> 01:18:43.718
Look, I've got the money to pay for them.

01:18:43.802 --> 01:18:46.554
I'm sure you do,
but I don't think
you understand.

01:18:46.638 --> 01:18:49.223
I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again.

01:18:49.307 --> 01:18:50.433
Can't get them.

01:18:50.517 --> 01:18:52.727
If we can't get them, we can't get them.

01:18:52.811 --> 01:18:54.186
Well, you'll have to fucking get them.

01:18:54.271 --> 01:18:57.273
Look, we made the
fucking deal for everything
inside the cabinet.

01:18:57.357 --> 01:19:00.484
Inside-out-fucking-side.
I don't give a shit.

01:19:00.902 --> 01:19:02.903
You get those guns,
because if you don't. ..

01:19:02.988 --> 01:19:04.155
Oh, yeah, Bazza, or what?

01:19:04.239 --> 01:19:06.532
Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale?

01:19:06.616 --> 01:19:09.952
Otherwise known
as "Hack you up with
a hatchet Harry?"

01:19:10.412 --> 01:19:11.996
Well, this is

01:19:12.664 --> 01:19:15.291
James Bond,
need-to-know time.

01:19:15.500 --> 01:19:19.545
When you dance with
the devil, you wait
for the song to stop.

01:19:19.755 --> 01:19:21.380
Know what I mean?

01:19:26.011 --> 01:19:29.555
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them.

01:19:29.639 --> 01:19:31.807
And bring back what belongs to me.

01:19:31.892 --> 01:19:36.187
Because if you don't,
your family's
bang in trouble.

01:19:37.606 --> 01:19:38.856
Who was that?

01:19:38.940 --> 01:19:41.233
(SIGHS)
That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.

01:19:41.318 --> 01:19:42.693
Jesus, I've heard of him.

01:19:42.778 --> 01:19:46.030
DEAN: We're in shit.
They were his fucking
guns we sold.

01:19:46.364 --> 01:19:48.115
We've got to find them.

01:19:48.200 --> 01:19:51.660
Now, no fucking about
now, Nick. Where can
I find those guns?

01:20:25.111 --> 01:20:29.615
Six black cocks and
a little white kitten sitting
on the side of the road.

01:20:31.910 --> 01:20:34.578
We're gonna do a proper decoration job.

01:20:35.247 --> 01:20:38.165
I want the gray skies of London illuminated.

01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:40.876
I want that house painted red.

01:20:41.002 --> 01:20:42.545
(ALL LAUGHING)

01:20:43.255 --> 01:20:44.505
All right.

01:20:44.589 --> 01:20:46.674
There's this brass
standing on
the corner, right.

01:20:46.758 --> 01:20:49.343
Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase.

01:20:49.427 --> 01:20:53.764
Winston, there, is gonna
come along and see if he
recognizes any of them.

01:20:54.266 --> 01:20:56.559
Now watch out for these fellows.

01:20:56.977 --> 01:20:59.186
They've got a bit of an arsenal,

01:20:59.271 --> 01:21:01.105
and they don't mind using it.

01:21:01.189 --> 01:21:03.482
And I'm taking down her panties.

01:21:05.819 --> 01:21:07.903
Now, does everyone
here know what
they've got to do?

01:21:07.988 --> 01:21:09.113
Yeah.
Yeah.

01:22:19.684 --> 01:22:21.727
What the fuck is going on?

01:22:27.943 --> 01:22:29.443
(GUNS FIRING)

01:22:29.569 --> 01:22:30.569
(GLASS SHATTERING)

01:23:05.772 --> 01:23:08.399
You got something here for me, have you?

01:23:09.526 --> 01:23:11.568
Come on,
chop-chop.

01:23:19.327 --> 01:23:21.036
Thank you very much.

01:23:22.414 --> 01:23:24.498
He's got the guns.
Go ahead,
you get them.

01:23:24.582 --> 01:23:25.749
Why me?

01:23:26.042 --> 01:23:27.501
You're supposed
to be the
hard case. ..

01:23:27.585 --> 01:23:30.421
You go and
get the guns!
I drive the car!

01:23:35.760 --> 01:23:36.844
Good boy.

01:23:36.928 --> 01:23:38.053
Oh, get the fucking guns!

01:23:38.138 --> 01:23:39.722
I'm not going to get the fucking guns!

01:23:39.806 --> 01:23:41.056
You get the fucking guns!

01:23:41.141 --> 01:23:42.057
You fucking. ..

01:23:42.142 --> 01:23:43.142
(MOCKING LOUDLY)

01:23:46.771 --> 01:23:48.689
All right, wrap them guns up.

01:23:48.773 --> 01:23:50.399
Count the money.

01:23:50.900 --> 01:23:52.568
Put your seat belt on.

01:23:52.652 --> 01:23:53.694
GARY: Fucking guns!

01:23:53.778 --> 01:23:56.613
We've got to get the
fucking guns, or
we're dead!

01:23:56.698 --> 01:23:58.198
(STARTING CAR)

01:24:11.463 --> 01:24:13.547
So I made sure
I fucked the one that
was coughing.

01:24:13.631 --> 01:24:15.174
(ALL LAUGHING)

01:24:27.896 --> 01:24:30.189
Get out of the car, you yuppy fucker!

01:24:30.273 --> 01:24:31.648
(DOG SHRIEKING)

01:25:00.136 --> 01:25:01.804
He's the one we shot in the neck.

01:25:01.888 --> 01:25:04.056
Is that right,
Mr. Botanical?

01:25:08.937 --> 01:25:10.354
(GUNS FIRING)

01:25:31.084 --> 01:25:32.209
(EXCLAIMING) Jesus.

01:25:45.306 --> 01:25:48.809
I don't believe this.
What the fuck has
happened here?

01:25:48.893 --> 01:25:50.144
Jesus.

01:25:52.147 --> 01:25:54.398
The money.
The gear.

01:26:06.744 --> 01:26:08.287
This is fucked.

01:26:08.580 --> 01:26:09.997
No money.

01:26:10.373 --> 01:26:11.623
No weed.

01:26:12.125 --> 01:26:15.043
It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

01:26:15.128 --> 01:26:17.087
All right, don't panic.

01:26:17.463 --> 01:26:18.505
Let's think about this.

01:26:18.590 --> 01:26:20.174
No, fuck that.

01:26:20.258 --> 01:26:23.594
You can think about
it. I am panicking
and I'm off.

01:26:32.270 --> 01:26:34.271
How did you get your hands on these then?

01:26:34.355 --> 01:26:35.731
The boys had them.

01:26:35.815 --> 01:26:37.065
I know you like these sort of things.

01:26:37.150 --> 01:26:39.318
Wondered if you wanted them.

01:26:39.402 --> 01:26:41.153
Yeah, I'll have them.

01:26:41.863 --> 01:26:43.363
Was it hard work getting the money?

01:26:43.448 --> 01:26:45.240
Not especially.

01:26:46.659 --> 01:26:48.911
Upset a few characters though.

01:26:49.954 --> 01:26:51.163
You counted it?

01:26:51.247 --> 01:26:53.207
Yeah. It's all there,
to the pound.

01:26:53.291 --> 01:26:54.625
And they were gonna pay?

01:26:54.709 --> 01:26:57.002
Looks like it, but who knows?

01:26:57.086 --> 01:26:58.545
The opportunity was there.

01:26:58.630 --> 01:27:01.715
In my experience,
it's best to take
that opportunity

01:27:01.799 --> 01:27:03.300
if it's there.

01:27:04.302 --> 01:27:05.928
Good work, Chris.

01:27:13.019 --> 01:27:14.937
DEAN: We've got to
get those guns.

01:27:15.021 --> 01:27:17.689
This is dangerous
shit, Dean. We don't even
know who lives there.

01:27:17.774 --> 01:27:19.524
Listen, I don't care who lives there!

01:27:19.609 --> 01:27:23.153
All's I know is that
it's preferable to
death by Hatchet.

01:27:23.238 --> 01:27:24.780
GARY: Fair enough.

01:27:24.864 --> 01:27:26.156
Let's go.

01:27:49.764 --> 01:27:52.182
I don't think it's the right move.

01:27:52.558 --> 01:27:56.561
It's either that,
the old boy's place
and we lose a digit daily.

01:27:57.897 --> 01:27:59.648
I'm gonna phone him.

01:27:59.732 --> 01:28:00.774
As if he'll care.

01:28:00.858 --> 01:28:03.777
He'll care all right.
That was supposed
to be his money.

01:28:03.861 --> 01:28:06.113
Whether he cares about us or not is different.

01:28:06.197 --> 01:28:07.864
Pass me the phone.

01:28:20.378 --> 01:28:21.962
(PHONE RINGING)

01:28:23.715 --> 01:28:24.923
Yeah?

01:28:25.550 --> 01:28:26.717
That you, boy?

01:28:26.801 --> 01:28:28.719
It's Ed, if that's what you mean.

01:28:29.053 --> 01:28:31.096
Pay day, isn't it?

01:28:31.306 --> 01:28:34.349
Yeah. I wanted to
talk to you
about that.

01:28:34.726 --> 01:28:36.268
I'll bet you do.

01:28:36.519 --> 01:28:38.478
I've got half-a-million
nickers sitting here,

01:28:38.563 --> 01:28:41.023
which means some poor sod doesn't.

01:28:41.107 --> 01:28:43.567
You've been upsetting a few people, boy.

01:28:44.694 --> 01:28:47.279
But that really isn't my concern, is it?

01:28:47.363 --> 01:28:50.741
What does concern me is the guns you had.

01:28:51.242 --> 01:28:53.702
And I want to talk to you about that.

01:28:54.078 --> 01:28:57.247
So get your arse
over here now,
and I do mean now.

01:29:32.492 --> 01:29:36.203
Bastard ! You
fucking bastard!

01:29:36.621 --> 01:29:38.497
Fucking bastard!

01:29:41.209 --> 01:29:42.209
(SCREAMS)

01:29:46.381 --> 01:29:53.470
What the fuck are you doing here?

01:30:04.899 --> 01:30:08.068
Job well done.
We made a few quid
out of that one.

01:30:08.903 --> 01:30:09.903
Son?

01:30:09.987 --> 01:30:11.780
Made a few quid, did you?

01:30:12.323 --> 01:30:14.074
Where's what I want?

01:30:15.535 --> 01:30:16.910
You all right down there, mate?

01:30:16.994 --> 01:30:18.370
Very fucking funny.

01:30:18.663 --> 01:30:20.372
Where's what I want?

01:30:20.873 --> 01:30:22.624
I've just left it in the office.

01:30:22.708 --> 01:30:24.918
We better go to the office and get it then.

01:30:25.002 --> 01:30:27.421
That's if you want
your son to see
his next birthday.

01:30:27.505 --> 01:30:29.131
Now chop-fucking-chop.

01:30:29.215 --> 01:30:31.091
All right, fair enough.

01:30:32.718 --> 01:30:34.511
Where are you going?

01:30:34.929 --> 01:30:37.931
It's a 30-second
drive or a five-minute
walk.

01:30:38.516 --> 01:30:40.809
And I couldn't have parked outside.

01:30:40.893 --> 01:30:42.144
I'd have got a ticket.

01:30:43.271 --> 01:30:44.813
I suppose that don't matter now, does it?

01:30:44.897 --> 01:30:46.982
Just be careful.

01:30:47.066 --> 01:30:48.191
Right.

01:30:55.616 --> 01:30:57.784
You and me.
You and who?

01:30:57.869 --> 01:31:00.537
You know where the door handle is, Tom.

01:31:23.561 --> 01:31:25.353
Oh, no, not again!

01:31:41.704 --> 01:31:43.497
That's it. I'm off.

01:31:44.874 --> 01:31:48.460
Tom, that is our bag.

01:32:06.979 --> 01:32:08.813
Ed.
Hold on.

01:32:22.119 --> 01:32:23.703
This is our bag.

01:32:26.791 --> 01:32:27.874
That's it, we're off.

01:32:27.959 --> 01:32:29.584
I'll see you in the
car. I'm gonna
take these guns.

01:32:29.669 --> 01:32:30.835
Tom, don't fuck about!

01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:31.920
I'll see you in the car.

01:32:31.963 --> 01:32:34.214
Tom.
It'll only take
a minute.

01:32:49.730 --> 01:32:51.356
What is going on?

01:32:51.649 --> 01:32:56.278
I don't know.
But what I do know is
there's no more Harry,

01:32:57.363 --> 01:32:59.739
which means there's no more debt.

01:32:59.824 --> 01:33:03.201
And if there's no
more debt, there's no
more problem.

01:33:03.452 --> 01:33:07.289
And there's no problem
with the neighbors,
because they're all dead.

01:33:07.373 --> 01:33:10.125
And I think, if I get this right,

01:33:11.460 --> 01:33:14.838
we haven't done
anything wrong,
and we're in the clear.

01:33:18.676 --> 01:33:19.676
(TIRES SCREECHING)

01:33:47.872 --> 01:33:52.292
Never ever has anyone ever

01:33:52.376 --> 01:33:55.629
been as fucking rude to me

01:33:56.297 --> 01:33:58.298
as you did!

01:33:58.799 --> 01:34:02.844
Fucking bastard!

01:34:18.861 --> 01:34:20.612
You all right, mate?

01:34:21.280 --> 01:34:22.947
Cheeky bastard.

01:34:41.384 --> 01:34:44.678
ALAN: Now this was an
embarrassing position
for Tom to be in.

01:34:44.762 --> 01:34:46.554
But Chris had to respect the fact

01:34:46.639 --> 01:34:50.350
that he was holding what
appeared to be a pair
of loaded shotguns.

01:34:50.434 --> 01:34:53.436
And Tom had to respect
the fact that they
were not loaded.

01:34:54.146 --> 01:34:56.981
So, without anybody losing too much face,

01:34:57.525 --> 01:35:01.194
Tom left through a side door,
and Chris left with the money.

01:35:01.278 --> 01:35:03.363
And everybody else got arrested.

01:35:07.785 --> 01:35:09.577
He's not one of them.

01:35:12.123 --> 01:35:13.957
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

01:35:24.677 --> 01:35:27.804
I think your dad
would like a word
with you, Ed.

01:35:31.475 --> 01:35:32.726
Where are the others?

01:35:32.810 --> 01:35:35.812
They got out
yesterday. They're
back at the bar.

01:35:51.245 --> 01:35:52.412
All right, Dad?

01:35:52.496 --> 01:35:53.788
I'm all right.

01:35:53.873 --> 01:35:55.248
How about yourself?

01:35:55.332 --> 01:35:56.624
Oh, I'm all right.

01:35:58.127 --> 01:35:59.836
Could do with a drink, though.

01:35:59.920 --> 01:36:02.338
All in good time, all in good time.

01:36:03.132 --> 01:36:05.508
So you in the clear?

01:36:06.135 --> 01:36:08.344
More importantly, am I?

01:36:10.055 --> 01:36:11.514
It appears so.

01:36:12.308 --> 01:36:13.558
Appears?

01:36:14.518 --> 01:36:17.520
You'll have to do
better than fucking
appears, my friend.

01:36:17.605 --> 01:36:22.025
Well, everybody's dead,
Dad. I think that's about
as clear as you can get.

01:36:22.651 --> 01:36:24.319
How about that drink?

01:36:24.403 --> 01:36:26.029
You know where the bar is.

01:36:26.113 --> 01:36:27.197
Hey?

01:36:28.908 --> 01:36:31.868
Don't make yourself
too comfortable.
Alan's got to sit there.

01:36:31.952 --> 01:36:33.036
Alan!

01:36:36.457 --> 01:36:40.376
You're lucky you're
still breathing, let
alone able to walk.

01:36:41.212 --> 01:36:44.255
I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.

01:37:09.657 --> 01:37:11.491
You took your time.

01:37:11.575 --> 01:37:13.159
Where the hell have you been?

01:37:13.244 --> 01:37:15.203
Sit down, I'll tell you.

01:37:20.876 --> 01:37:24.671
So the traffic warden
identified the
neighbors' bodies,

01:37:25.631 --> 01:37:28.132
which sort of puts us in the clear.

01:37:28.843 --> 01:37:33.221
The only thing connecting
us with the case is
those shotguns.

01:37:33.514 --> 01:37:35.557
And Tom took care of them.

01:37:36.809 --> 01:37:40.103
SOAP: You did take care
of the shotguns,
didn't you, Tom?

01:37:41.897 --> 01:37:43.523
I wanted to talk to you about that.

01:37:43.607 --> 01:37:44.774
Well, talk.

01:37:46.110 --> 01:37:48.528
Well, actually, no.

01:37:50.573 --> 01:37:51.614
I've got them sitting in the car.

01:37:51.699 --> 01:37:53.324
I was gonna sell them back to Nick the Greek,

01:37:53.409 --> 01:37:55.451
but I'm having a bit
of trouble getting
hold of him.

01:37:55.536 --> 01:37:57.120
You dippy bastard.

01:37:57.204 --> 01:37:58.246
So,

01:37:59.290 --> 01:38:03.084
the only thing connecting us with the case

01:38:03.544 --> 01:38:06.421
is in the back of
your car, which is
parked outside?

01:38:06.505 --> 01:38:10.425
They cost us 700 quid.
I'm not gonna
throw them away.

01:38:11.093 --> 01:38:14.178
And they're hardly
likely to trace them
back to us, are they?

01:38:14.263 --> 01:38:17.348
Do you really think
it's worth taking
the risk for £700?

01:38:17.433 --> 01:38:19.183
Tom, you're a dick.

01:38:20.060 --> 01:38:23.104
Now you take those guns,
and you throw them
off a bridge.

01:38:23.188 --> 01:38:25.231
And throw yourself off while you're at it.

01:38:25.316 --> 01:38:27.317
Now, Tom.

01:38:31.572 --> 01:38:33.656
Look, all I'm. ..
ALL: Now, Tom!

01:38:41.081 --> 01:38:43.082
Can I have a beer, please, Dad?

01:38:43.167 --> 01:38:45.168
I'm busy.
Get it yourself.

01:39:02.019 --> 01:39:04.938
It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot,

01:39:05.022 --> 01:39:07.231
and it seems to have cost him.

01:39:08.233 --> 01:39:11.361
Well, I ain't gonna
make the same
mistake now, am I?

01:39:11.654 --> 01:39:14.322
So I've decided to bring your bag back.

01:39:16.200 --> 01:39:19.702
I think the word you're
looking for, gentlemen,
is "thank you."

01:39:20.663 --> 01:39:21.996
Thank you.

01:39:23.290 --> 01:39:25.959
Now you've presented me with a problem.

01:39:26.418 --> 01:39:28.294
I've lost my employer.

01:39:30.005 --> 01:39:33.383
So I've taken care of meself and me son.

01:39:34.635 --> 01:39:36.302
Now if you think that's unfair,

01:39:36.387 --> 01:39:38.763
you come and pay me a little visit.

01:39:38.847 --> 01:39:40.807
But you better be waving a white flag

01:39:40.891 --> 01:39:43.559
high and clear, so as I can see it.

01:39:45.020 --> 01:39:48.189
Or it'll be the
last little visit
you ever make.

01:39:48.899 --> 01:39:50.400
You understand?

01:39:52.403 --> 01:39:54.529
That's all I've come to say.

01:39:56.657 --> 01:39:58.616
There is one more thing.

01:40:01.078 --> 01:40:02.829
It's been emotional.

01:40:30.816 --> 01:40:33.568
We are now officially
in the money-lending
business.

01:40:33.652 --> 01:40:35.153
You all right, Son?

01:40:35.696 --> 01:40:37.488
Put your seat belt on.

01:40:37.823 --> 01:40:39.449
We're out of here.

01:40:48.167 --> 01:40:49.542
It's empty.

01:42:00.614 --> 01:42:03.199
ALL: What's his number?

01:42:09.164 --> 01:42:12.250
Don't, don't!
You'll jam the line!
I'll call him.

01:42:19.383 --> 01:42:20.967
My fucking battery.

01:42:21.051 --> 01:42:22.593
Oh, you. ..
Give me
the phone!

01:42:22.719 --> 01:42:24.303
No, fuck off!
I'll dial it!
Give me the phone!

01:42:24.388 --> 01:42:27.640
Just be calm for a minute.
All right, shut up and tell
me the number!

01:42:37.526 --> 01:42:38.776
Fuck you!
Give me
your phone!

01:42:38.902 --> 01:42:41.529
You'll break it!
Just calm down!
Give me the phone!

01:42:45.784 --> 01:42:48.077
Look, you'll
break it, and it'll be
fucked, won't it?

01:42:48.162 --> 01:42:50.746
Will you shut?
It's fucking ringing!

01:42:50.770 --> 01:43:10.770
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