WEBVTT 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:10.050 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:36.690 --> 00:00:38.900 Let me show you what I made today. 00:00:39.360 --> 00:00:41.270 I can't wait. 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:43.400 I need to go upstairs and change... 00:00:43.870 --> 00:00:45.570 and then I'll start dinner. 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:08.800 Oh, yes, it's ladies night, and the feel-- 00:01:09.270 --> 00:01:10.730 Showtime. 00:01:15.230 --> 00:01:17.390 Rough day at the office, Mrs. Dunleavy? 00:01:17.860 --> 00:01:20.610 You'll feel better once you get out of those work clothes. 00:01:21.070 --> 00:01:23.360 And into some sweats. 00:01:26.910 --> 00:01:30.570 I wish you'd let me rub those feet. 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:33.450 Of course, I wouldn't use my hands. 00:01:46.430 --> 00:01:49.960 I think Victoria just told me her secret. 00:01:56.060 --> 00:02:00.190 Deedly dee. Are those things for me? 00:02:04.990 --> 00:02:07.440 Mom, coming in. 00:02:07.910 --> 00:02:10.400 Scottie Dunleavy? 00:02:10.870 --> 00:02:13.110 What unfortunate timing. 00:02:13.580 --> 00:02:17.710 Get out. Don't you know this is naughty time? 00:02:18.170 --> 00:02:19.330 I'll get it. 00:02:22.510 --> 00:02:25.080 Hello, Scottie. Why don't you be a good little boy... 00:02:25.550 --> 00:02:28.220 go downstairs and let your mother get comfy? 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:29.760 Who is this? 00:02:30.220 --> 00:02:32.760 This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy. 00:02:39.070 --> 00:02:41.850 Oh, my God, Scottie. Is that a man up our tree? 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:44.940 No, no. Tell her it's just a big bird. 00:03:07.930 --> 00:03:09.300 Hey, pal, welcome. 00:03:09.760 --> 00:03:12.720 Welcome to what? Where am I? 00:03:13.180 --> 00:03:15.550 Aren't you that horny guy who was pretending to be a big bird? 00:03:16.020 --> 00:03:18.140 Checking out that beautiful mom? 00:03:18.600 --> 00:03:19.800 Yes, I am. 00:03:20.270 --> 00:03:23.520 Now you'll see what a big horny bird actually looks like... 00:03:23.980 --> 00:03:25.530 in Hell! 00:03:35.660 --> 00:03:39.000 I deserve this! 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:12.490 - Knock, knock. - Hey, Jimmy. 00:04:12.950 --> 00:04:15.190 - What are you doing, Nicky? - Just jamming. 00:04:15.660 --> 00:04:18.370 Your father wants you and your brothers in the throne room. 00:04:18.830 --> 00:04:20.790 He's not retiring today, is he? 00:04:21.250 --> 00:04:22.960 He wants to talk to you and Cassius and Adrian... 00:04:23.420 --> 00:04:25.830 about who'll rule Hell for the next 10,000 years. 00:04:26.300 --> 00:04:28.870 Why do I need to go? He won't pick me. 00:04:29.340 --> 00:04:32.300 I happen to think you'd make a great Devil. 00:04:32.760 --> 00:04:35.550 I'm not into evil and torture and all that stuff. 00:04:36.020 --> 00:04:38.770 Plus, the Prince of Darkness should look distinguished... 00:04:39.230 --> 00:04:42.350 and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney. 00:04:42.810 --> 00:04:44.770 You're not a bad-looking guy, Nicky. 00:04:45.230 --> 00:04:46.690 Look at that picture. 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:50.640 I used to talk normal, too... 00:04:51.110 --> 00:04:54.360 before Cassius hit me in the face with a shovel. 00:04:54.830 --> 00:04:57.610 That's me now, and I accept it. 00:04:58.080 --> 00:05:00.870 Your brothers are two of the sickest guys I've ever seen. 00:05:01.330 --> 00:05:03.820 For some reason, you're not. Nothing to be ashamed of. 00:05:04.290 --> 00:05:07.540 Their mothers were fire dragons and mine was a goat. 00:05:08.010 --> 00:05:09.170 How do I compete with that? 00:05:09.630 --> 00:05:12.880 Your mother was not a goat. They're just playing with you. 00:05:13.340 --> 00:05:16.590 If one of those psychos gets picked, I'm doomed. 00:05:17.060 --> 00:05:19.100 I knew it, Adrian. He's finally retiring. 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:24.770 Cassius, I've been waiting on this day for 10,000 years. 00:05:27.270 --> 00:05:28.560 If the old man picks me to take over Hell... 00:05:29.030 --> 00:05:33.270 I'll keep torture going 24-7. No breaks. 00:05:33.740 --> 00:05:34.770 Whoa, mama! 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:37.810 You got him right in the eye. 00:05:38.290 --> 00:05:41.240 Hey! How's Daddy's little girl doing today? 00:05:41.710 --> 00:05:44.330 I didn't see you guys. What's up? 00:05:44.790 --> 00:05:46.830 Shovel face, you want to mind-wrestle? 00:05:47.290 --> 00:05:48.370 Nah, I'm all right. 00:05:48.840 --> 00:05:50.660 I was thinking of chilling out by the throne for a bit. 00:05:51.130 --> 00:05:53.420 I'm going to mind-wrestle you whether you like it or not. 00:05:53.880 --> 00:05:56.340 I have to warn you, I'm getting pretty good at it. 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.180 Then I guess I can't make you do this. 00:05:59.640 --> 00:06:03.340 Mercy. You win. I give. Game over. 00:06:03.810 --> 00:06:05.090 What are you boys doing? 00:06:08.020 --> 00:06:11.640 Nothing, Dad. Just hitting the old punching bags. 00:06:12.110 --> 00:06:13.190 Cassius... 00:06:13.650 --> 00:06:16.570 didn't I tell you to stay out of your brother's mind? 00:06:17.030 --> 00:06:18.440 I forgot. 00:06:18.910 --> 00:06:20.700 Maybe this will help you remember. 00:06:24.620 --> 00:06:27.380 Now, everybody come sit down. 00:06:27.840 --> 00:06:30.120 - Hey, Dad. - Yes, son? 00:06:30.590 --> 00:06:31.700 I know you got a lot on your mind... 00:06:32.170 --> 00:06:35.210 but I almost finished that Monsters of Metal compilation. 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:37.720 I really think it's turning into a masterpiece. 00:06:38.180 --> 00:06:39.670 Okay, kid. We'll listen to it later. 00:06:40.140 --> 00:06:41.600 Thanks. 00:06:45.350 --> 00:06:47.640 A window. 00:06:48.110 --> 00:06:52.020 Hello, Mr. Devil. I like your cape. 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.120 I deserve this! 00:07:02.580 --> 00:07:07.370 Fellas, this, as some of you might know... 00:07:07.830 --> 00:07:11.620 is my 10,000th year as Prince of Darkness... 00:07:12.090 --> 00:07:15.210 so I think the time has come to discuss who will succeed me. 00:07:15.670 --> 00:07:18.130 - Knock, knock. - Yes, Jimmy? 00:07:18.590 --> 00:07:19.670 Don't forget-- 00:07:20.140 --> 00:07:23.510 you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four p.m. 00:07:26.270 --> 00:07:29.520 This was a very difficult decision... 00:07:29.980 --> 00:07:32.650 because I have three wonderful sons. 00:07:33.110 --> 00:07:36.860 Adrian--so smart, so ruthless. 00:07:37.320 --> 00:07:38.350 Wears makeup. 00:07:38.820 --> 00:07:42.690 And Cassius-- so strong, so tough. 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:44.990 Don't forget clinically insane. 00:07:45.450 --> 00:07:47.110 And Nicky... 00:07:48.460 --> 00:07:50.280 such a sweet boy. 00:07:52.040 --> 00:07:56.840 But after much thought and careful consideration... 00:07:57.300 --> 00:08:00.470 I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years... 00:08:00.930 --> 00:08:02.390 is going to have to be... 00:08:05.100 --> 00:08:06.010 me. 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:07.890 - What? - Hallelujah! 00:08:08.350 --> 00:08:10.680 I mean, that sucks! 00:08:11.150 --> 00:08:13.390 The important thing for the stability of our rule... 00:08:13.860 --> 00:08:16.270 is to maintain the balance between good and evil... 00:08:16.740 --> 00:08:20.070 and I don't think any of you are ready for that responsibility. 00:08:20.530 --> 00:08:22.440 Dad, this is bullshit! 00:08:22.910 --> 00:08:25.830 I don't like that language. 00:08:28.660 --> 00:08:29.610 Right. Send him in. 00:08:30.080 --> 00:08:31.710 Sorry, boys. I have to get back to work. 00:08:32.170 --> 00:08:33.660 It was good hanging with you, Dad. 00:08:34.130 --> 00:08:35.120 I'll check you later. 00:09:00.570 --> 00:09:01.730 You're serious? 00:09:14.090 --> 00:09:15.990 Off, off, off! 00:09:17.420 --> 00:09:18.450 Damn! 00:09:18.920 --> 00:09:20.920 Twenty thousand years ago, Grandpa Lucifer said... 00:09:21.380 --> 00:09:25.050 "It's better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." 00:09:25.510 --> 00:09:28.600 Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell. 00:09:29.060 --> 00:09:32.260 We need somewhere where we can rule. 00:09:35.560 --> 00:09:38.520 Bring it on, big man. Let's see what you got. 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:44.690 Could you concentrate for five seconds? 00:09:45.160 --> 00:09:46.490 I am concentrating, man. 00:09:46.950 --> 00:09:48.070 I'm sorry. 00:09:48.540 --> 00:09:51.110 After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline. 00:09:51.580 --> 00:09:53.120 I can't stand retirement. 00:09:53.580 --> 00:09:55.580 Just let me win one Super Bowl. 00:09:56.040 --> 00:09:58.960 In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? 00:09:59.420 --> 00:10:02.040 You're much too nice a guy for that, Mr. Marino. 00:10:02.510 --> 00:10:03.880 You did it for Namath. 00:10:04.340 --> 00:10:05.540 Joe was coming here anyways. 00:10:06.010 --> 00:10:07.390 This sucks. 00:10:07.850 --> 00:10:09.260 I'll go to the Super Bowl as an announcer... 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:10.720 and win myself an Emmy! 00:10:11.180 --> 00:10:11.880 That's the spirit. 00:10:12.350 --> 00:10:14.060 You're a good Devil, Dad. 00:10:14.520 --> 00:10:17.190 I also happen to be a Jets fan. 00:10:17.650 --> 00:10:20.650 What do you think about Earth? 00:10:21.110 --> 00:10:22.690 We could create our own Hell there. 00:10:23.150 --> 00:10:25.400 Are you saying we go up there and kill everyone? 00:10:25.870 --> 00:10:26.980 Eventually, Cassius... 00:10:27.450 --> 00:10:29.570 but first we'd have to corrupt as many souls as we can... 00:10:30.040 --> 00:10:32.280 so when we do destroy them... 00:10:32.750 --> 00:10:35.120 Their damned souls will be ours. 00:10:35.580 --> 00:10:37.490 It's our time, brother. 00:10:44.050 --> 00:10:47.000 This is not good. 00:10:48.470 --> 00:10:50.050 Whoa, whoa. Fellas, what are you doing? 00:10:50.510 --> 00:10:51.550 We're leaving. 00:10:52.020 --> 00:10:53.180 You can't go through there! 00:10:53.640 --> 00:10:56.020 The fire flows in, not out. 00:11:00.190 --> 00:11:01.570 You really suck! 00:11:03.400 --> 00:11:05.610 Your Evilness! 00:11:06.070 --> 00:11:07.780 Cassius and Adrian have escaped from Hell. 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:10.070 They went out through the fire and froze it. 00:11:10.530 --> 00:11:13.990 I tried to stop them, sir, but they overpowered me. 00:11:19.090 --> 00:11:21.580 Calm down. Get off your knees. 00:11:22.050 --> 00:11:24.040 Thank you for understanding, Your Wickedness. 00:11:24.510 --> 00:11:26.960 You're the man. I've always said that. 00:11:31.560 --> 00:11:32.840 Are there boobs on my head? 00:11:33.310 --> 00:11:34.890 Yeah. Big ones. 00:11:35.350 --> 00:11:37.060 What's going on, Dad? 00:11:37.520 --> 00:11:39.510 I'm going to die, Nicky. The gates are broken. 00:11:39.980 --> 00:11:43.760 No new souls can get in, so I'll start to deteriorate. 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:46.860 What's with all those "hoo hoo" noises? 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:48.190 Everything's fine, Pop. 00:11:48.660 --> 00:11:50.530 Everything's fine? Who are you bullshitting? 00:11:50.990 --> 00:11:53.660 Last time you said that, the Renaissance happened. 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:56.360 Please, Pop, go back to your room. 00:11:56.830 --> 00:11:57.830 Can I take him with me? 00:11:58.290 --> 00:12:00.530 Sure, Pop. Whatever you want. 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:02.750 Tit-head, go with my father. 00:12:08.930 --> 00:12:10.470 Not a damn soul is going to get through that. 00:12:10.930 --> 00:12:12.470 This fire is solid as rock. 00:12:12.930 --> 00:12:14.720 We got to get this bad boy burning again. 00:12:15.180 --> 00:12:16.180 To do that, Cassius and Adrian... 00:12:16.640 --> 00:12:18.800 have to come back through the other way. 00:12:19.270 --> 00:12:20.300 So go get them, Dad. 00:12:20.770 --> 00:12:24.560 I'm too weak. The process has already begun. 00:12:25.030 --> 00:12:26.520 So go get them, Jimmy. 00:12:26.990 --> 00:12:29.280 I'm just a demon. No Devil blood in me. 00:12:29.740 --> 00:12:32.280 I wouldn't last two minutes with your brothers. 00:12:32.740 --> 00:12:34.650 Are you saying it's up to me? 00:12:36.500 --> 00:12:38.490 You said no souls could get through that. 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:43.000 Nicky, are you a soul or the spawn of Satan? 00:12:44.090 --> 00:12:45.580 I never been to Earth, Dad. 00:12:46.050 --> 00:12:48.720 I never even slept over some other dude's house. 00:12:49.180 --> 00:12:51.960 The worst thing that could happen is you get killed. 00:12:52.430 --> 00:12:55.600 In which case, boom-- you end up back here. 00:12:56.060 --> 00:12:59.060 So I need to go to Earth and kill my brothers? 00:12:59.520 --> 00:13:03.220 No go. They left together at the exact same time. 00:13:03.690 --> 00:13:07.220 They must come back together at the exact same time. 00:13:07.690 --> 00:13:09.270 Here. 00:13:09.740 --> 00:13:11.200 Get them to drink from this. 00:13:11.660 --> 00:13:13.110 One sip, and they'll be trapped inside. 00:13:13.570 --> 00:13:17.950 Once you've got both of them, bring it back through the gate. 00:13:18.410 --> 00:13:20.120 Let me, sir. 00:13:20.580 --> 00:13:21.700 Gross! 00:13:24.090 --> 00:13:25.960 He's got less than a week. 00:13:29.010 --> 00:13:31.840 Dad, I don't know if I can do this. 00:13:32.300 --> 00:13:34.380 Son, you... 00:13:34.850 --> 00:13:36.300 Try your best. 00:14:02.750 --> 00:14:03.910 Earth. 00:14:05.500 --> 00:14:08.070 It doesn't look too bad. 00:14:19.100 --> 00:14:21.170 You were gone ten seconds. What happened? 00:14:21.640 --> 00:14:27.100 I got hit by this big light attached to a lot of metal. 00:14:27.570 --> 00:14:30.190 That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them. 00:14:30.650 --> 00:14:32.770 I'll have to take a mulligan on this one. 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:36.110 Please, Nicky, get back up there. 00:14:36.570 --> 00:14:37.440 All right. 00:14:37.910 --> 00:14:39.400 I'll get that for you, sir. 00:14:51.710 --> 00:14:53.210 I'm Nicky. 00:14:53.670 --> 00:14:54.790 That's terrific. 00:14:55.260 --> 00:14:58.180 Now get off the track and come with me, handsome. 00:14:59.560 --> 00:15:03.010 Welcome to Grand Central Station in New York City. 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:05.180 My name is Beefy. 00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:07.300 I'm an old friend of your father's. 00:15:07.770 --> 00:15:08.770 He asked me to help you out. 00:15:09.230 --> 00:15:12.150 I just want to find my brothers and be on my way. 00:15:12.610 --> 00:15:13.520 It's not going to be easy. 00:15:13.990 --> 00:15:15.320 Your brothers can possess people... 00:15:15.780 --> 00:15:17.490 so they probably won't look like themselves. 00:15:17.950 --> 00:15:21.730 You have to be suspicious of everyone. 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:23.400 All right, bro. 00:15:23.870 --> 00:15:27.120 The jig is up, then. Get in the flask. 00:15:27.580 --> 00:15:28.780 It ain't me, moron. 00:15:29.250 --> 00:15:30.530 Sorry. 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:34.670 There's this blind guy outside you might think is possessed... 00:15:35.130 --> 00:15:37.370 but he's just crazy. 00:15:39.010 --> 00:15:41.050 Though I cannot see with these blind eyes... 00:15:41.510 --> 00:15:43.590 I know the good Lord still loves me. 00:15:44.060 --> 00:15:45.390 He loves all of his children. 00:15:45.850 --> 00:15:47.390 - Why, he loves you... - That's him. 00:15:47.850 --> 00:15:49.480 ...and he loves you. 00:15:50.770 --> 00:15:52.560 Here he goes. 00:15:53.030 --> 00:15:56.060 You make the Lord very nervous. 00:15:56.530 --> 00:15:57.280 All right. 00:15:57.740 --> 00:15:59.400 - I'm burning now. - Take it easy. 00:15:59.870 --> 00:16:01.940 Hellfire is burning me alive! 00:16:02.410 --> 00:16:04.700 He's burning. 00:16:05.160 --> 00:16:07.120 The Beast is alive! He's among us! 00:16:07.580 --> 00:16:11.990 Clear the streets! The Devil is here! 00:16:14.210 --> 00:16:16.090 Making friends already. 00:16:16.550 --> 00:16:18.340 I don't know what that guy's problem was. 00:16:18.800 --> 00:16:19.800 It's freezing up here. 00:16:20.260 --> 00:16:22.250 You're in the human world now, kid. 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:25.590 You'll feel a lot of new things you never felt before. 00:16:26.060 --> 00:16:29.890 Let's get you some warm clothes and hot food. 00:16:39.740 --> 00:16:42.310 Put it in your mouth. 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:52.040 Now move your teeth up and down. 00:16:55.090 --> 00:16:56.290 Up and down. 00:16:56.760 --> 00:16:58.040 Good, numb nuts. 00:16:58.510 --> 00:17:00.220 Now you got to swallow it. 00:17:00.680 --> 00:17:02.500 Tilt your head back... 00:17:02.970 --> 00:17:06.550 and let the meat slide down your throat hole. 00:17:07.020 --> 00:17:09.090 Easy. Don't choke. 00:17:12.730 --> 00:17:16.510 Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome. 00:17:16.980 --> 00:17:18.640 Now eat up. You'll need your energy. 00:17:19.110 --> 00:17:22.030 I got energy up the ying-yang. Let's save Dad. 00:17:22.490 --> 00:17:24.480 Adrian! Cassius! 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:26.900 Oh, boy. 00:17:27.370 --> 00:17:29.110 So nice. 00:17:35.500 --> 00:17:36.500 I like your brassiere. 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:39.340 Thank you. 00:17:39.800 --> 00:17:42.590 Could you guys maybe not tell anyone about this? 00:17:43.050 --> 00:17:44.050 You got it. 00:17:44.510 --> 00:17:46.640 Do you mind maybe not telling anybody about this? 00:17:47.100 --> 00:17:48.510 You got it. 00:17:50.180 --> 00:17:52.760 Look, sidewalk equals safety. 00:17:53.230 --> 00:17:54.810 Middle of the road equals death. 00:17:55.270 --> 00:18:00.070 From now on, I'll just avoid all moving metal objects. 00:18:00.530 --> 00:18:04.030 Great. Now, your father gave me some deposit money... 00:18:04.490 --> 00:18:06.700 for a nice pad on the Upper East Side... 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.320 but I misplaced it. 00:18:13.250 --> 00:18:15.540 I'm wasted! 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:18.710 So I found this other joint for you... 00:18:19.170 --> 00:18:20.880 but you're going to have a roommate. 00:18:21.340 --> 00:18:23.750 There's only one thing better... 00:18:24.220 --> 00:18:25.960 than drinking an ice-cold whiskey sour... 00:18:26.430 --> 00:18:28.640 on a hot Alabama night... 00:18:29.100 --> 00:18:31.260 and that's telling the truth. 00:18:31.730 --> 00:18:34.300 I know what you think about me, Grandma. 00:18:34.770 --> 00:18:36.560 You think I'm worthless. 00:18:37.020 --> 00:18:38.430 You think I'm a stumblebum... 00:18:38.900 --> 00:18:41.390 who ain't never going to amount to anything. 00:18:41.860 --> 00:18:44.070 Well, old woman, you are wrong. 00:18:47.620 --> 00:18:49.080 You are wrong. 00:18:53.790 --> 00:18:56.280 Hello, friend. My name is Nicky. 00:18:56.750 --> 00:18:58.740 I understand you are seeking a roommate... 00:18:59.210 --> 00:19:01.700 as per your ad in the "Village Voice." 00:19:02.170 --> 00:19:04.660 Would it be possible for me to fill the slot? 00:19:05.130 --> 00:19:07.040 Don't you want to know what rent is? 00:19:09.050 --> 00:19:11.510 Yes. What is rent? 00:19:11.970 --> 00:19:13.930 It's 1,200, split down the middle. 00:19:14.390 --> 00:19:17.180 Tuesdays and Thursdays, I rehearse with my partner... 00:19:17.650 --> 00:19:19.110 so the living room's going to be off-limits. 00:19:19.570 --> 00:19:20.680 Off-limits. 00:19:21.150 --> 00:19:23.480 Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit? 00:19:23.940 --> 00:19:26.650 It's 80 degrees in this hallway. Where are you from, the South? 00:19:31.490 --> 00:19:33.150 The Deep South. 00:19:38.170 --> 00:19:40.740 - Why is that funny? - I don't know. 00:19:41.210 --> 00:19:45.870 Okay. And sorry, guy, but no doggies allowed. 00:19:46.340 --> 00:19:48.750 Go on. Big day tomorrow. 00:19:49.220 --> 00:19:51.680 And don't forget to do that sleep thing I told you about. 00:19:52.140 --> 00:19:52.720 Gotcha. 00:19:53.180 --> 00:19:55.140 You're not my brother, are you? 00:19:55.600 --> 00:19:56.680 I'm an only child. 00:19:57.140 --> 00:19:58.720 You love acting. 00:19:59.190 --> 00:20:00.930 I love pissing. 00:20:37.270 --> 00:20:39.560 Oh, my God! 00:20:54.740 --> 00:20:55.610 In today's Gospel... 00:20:56.080 --> 00:20:58.040 the Lord tells us how we should live... 00:20:58.500 --> 00:21:01.370 if we wish to attain the splendour of Heaven. 00:21:01.830 --> 00:21:03.290 Or something like that. 00:21:04.630 --> 00:21:07.080 Jesus this, Moses that. 00:21:07.550 --> 00:21:10.040 Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat. 00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:21.970 The Lord said a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity. 00:21:23.110 --> 00:21:24.300 But... 00:21:24.770 --> 00:21:28.020 has he ever really done anything for any of us? 00:21:28.490 --> 00:21:32.570 Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? 00:21:33.030 --> 00:21:34.030 No. 00:21:34.490 --> 00:21:35.650 I love that car. 00:21:36.120 --> 00:21:39.950 Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes? 00:21:40.410 --> 00:21:41.530 No. 00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:46.580 The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs. 00:21:48.050 --> 00:21:49.210 Ma'am, I know your son... 00:21:49.670 --> 00:21:52.300 and, believe me, he was better off on the drugs. 00:21:52.760 --> 00:21:54.720 At least when he was smoking hashish... 00:21:55.180 --> 00:21:57.170 he used to make me laugh occasionally. 00:21:59.430 --> 00:22:01.060 After we tried for many years... 00:22:01.520 --> 00:22:04.940 the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby. 00:22:06.020 --> 00:22:09.470 Your best friend Fitzy helped your wife. 00:22:09.940 --> 00:22:14.490 He helped her conceive it all night long. 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:19.700 How about you, Mayor? 00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:21.490 Has the Lord ever done anything for you? 00:22:21.960 --> 00:22:26.700 Well, you know, I wished I could think of something... 00:22:27.170 --> 00:22:29.130 but, to be honest with you, I can't. 00:22:29.590 --> 00:22:32.080 I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me! 00:22:32.550 --> 00:22:35.470 Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord... 00:22:35.930 --> 00:22:40.670 if there is ultimate punishment for our so-called sins. 00:22:41.140 --> 00:22:42.640 Why don't we just have fun... 00:22:43.100 --> 00:22:45.720 and do whatever the Hell we want? 00:22:46.190 --> 00:22:49.520 Let the sin begin! 00:22:52.780 --> 00:22:54.940 Let the sin begin. 00:22:55.410 --> 00:22:56.900 That was a good one. 00:22:57.370 --> 00:22:59.690 This is so much fun! 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:01.410 I never want it to end. 00:23:01.870 --> 00:23:04.870 Why should it end? Who's going to stop us? 00:23:08.590 --> 00:23:10.740 Come on. There's ten million people in this city... 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:11.700 and the clock is ticking. 00:23:12.170 --> 00:23:14.250 Let's rock and roll, then. 00:23:16.680 --> 00:23:18.880 - Get in the flask. - I'm not thirsty! 00:23:21.850 --> 00:23:23.090 Cassius, I'll show you. 00:23:24.850 --> 00:23:26.180 Cassius, get in the flask. 00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:30.350 Get in the flask. 00:23:30.820 --> 00:23:32.360 - May I help you? - Get in the flask. 00:23:32.820 --> 00:23:33.850 What are you talking about? 00:23:34.320 --> 00:23:36.610 I'm talking about an eight-piece. Let's go. 00:23:37.070 --> 00:23:40.160 Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street... 00:23:40.620 --> 00:23:43.540 but you got to use a toilet. 00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:45.820 Nicky, where are you? 00:23:46.290 --> 00:23:47.540 Aw, come on. 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:49.000 What's he doing now? 00:23:49.460 --> 00:23:52.910 Just get in the flask. I got to get Adrian. 00:24:01.010 --> 00:24:03.220 Gary's so hairy. 00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:05.230 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:13.520 All that chasing and running around... 00:24:13.980 --> 00:24:16.360 is making me want to do the sleep thing again. 00:24:16.820 --> 00:24:20.770 Kid, I like your enthusiasm, but we have to work on... 00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:23.230 narrowing down our list of suspects. 00:24:23.700 --> 00:24:28.250 I'm going to check in with some of my contacts uptown. 00:24:34.710 --> 00:24:39.210 Kid's got a lot of evil in him just begging to come out. 00:25:07.750 --> 00:25:09.700 I will eat your heart. 00:25:14.090 --> 00:25:15.200 There's our man. 00:25:15.670 --> 00:25:19.750 Mr. Sleepyhead must have some major ties to the dark side. 00:25:21.300 --> 00:25:22.300 What's with that guy? 00:25:22.760 --> 00:25:24.590 It's got to be one of his disciples or something. 00:25:26.930 --> 00:25:29.310 My man's into deep nocturnal shit. 00:25:31.900 --> 00:25:33.690 I think that Devil guy just got ripped off. 00:25:34.150 --> 00:25:37.070 - Should we wake him up? - You do it. 00:25:40.610 --> 00:25:42.740 Rise and shine, Devil guy. 00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:44.610 Some dude stole your shit. 00:25:45.080 --> 00:25:46.620 What? Where? 00:25:49.580 --> 00:25:51.910 - Which way did he go? - That way. 00:25:52.370 --> 00:25:54.620 Thanks. Give me back my flask! 00:25:55.090 --> 00:25:57.040 Did you check out the dragon mouth? 00:25:57.510 --> 00:25:59.630 The Dark Prince is here. 00:26:13.600 --> 00:26:16.010 Check out my stuff. I got a comb only used twice. 00:26:16.480 --> 00:26:19.730 I got a pepper shaker. A silver doodad from Africa. 00:26:20.820 --> 00:26:21.770 See something you like, my man? 00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:23.610 I would like my flask back. 00:26:24.070 --> 00:26:25.020 You calling me a thief? 00:26:25.490 --> 00:26:27.230 I'm calling you the guy who has my flask. 00:26:27.700 --> 00:26:30.160 How would I have it unless I was, in fact, a thief? 00:26:30.620 --> 00:26:32.780 - I don't know. - Now you've done it. 00:26:33.250 --> 00:26:34.620 You messed with my business, bitch. 00:26:35.080 --> 00:26:38.290 I would appreciate it if you kept your voice down. 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:42.790 You going all crazy-eyed on me. 00:26:43.260 --> 00:26:44.970 I'll show you some crazy eye. 00:26:46.220 --> 00:26:48.590 Look at this. Come on, let's get busy. 00:26:49.060 --> 00:26:50.720 - Excuse me, sir. - Who? 00:26:51.180 --> 00:26:53.590 Does that flask belong to this man? 00:26:54.060 --> 00:26:55.520 You calling me a thief, too? Damn. 00:26:55.980 --> 00:26:59.850 Look, the guy you ripped off walked by and busted you... 00:27:00.320 --> 00:27:03.480 so why don't you just give him his flask back? 00:27:03.950 --> 00:27:06.620 You going to bite me with your snaggletooth if I don't? 00:27:07.070 --> 00:27:12.200 No. But that policeman might have something to say. 00:27:14.500 --> 00:27:17.670 Take your dumb-ass canteen, goofy. 00:27:18.130 --> 00:27:20.420 Get your raggedy-ass clothes and find another corner... 00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:22.620 before I show you what crazy really is. 00:27:23.090 --> 00:27:24.120 Fine. I will. 00:27:24.590 --> 00:27:26.630 I'm a businessman. 00:27:27.090 --> 00:27:29.220 I'll be seeing you in a few years. 00:27:35.140 --> 00:27:37.140 Excuse me. 00:27:37.610 --> 00:27:40.640 That was amazing. I just wanted to thank you. 00:27:41.110 --> 00:27:44.060 That's okay. I get messed with all the time. 00:27:44.530 --> 00:27:47.860 When I saw him do that to you, I just lost it. 00:27:48.320 --> 00:27:50.070 I hate when people take advantage of tourists. 00:27:50.530 --> 00:27:52.690 What makes you think I'm a tourist? 00:27:53.160 --> 00:27:55.370 Your accent, maybe. 00:27:55.830 --> 00:27:57.240 Well, where are you from? 00:27:57.710 --> 00:27:59.450 - The South. - Really? 00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:01.460 The Deep South. 00:28:08.970 --> 00:28:10.300 Why are we laughing? 00:28:10.760 --> 00:28:14.050 I don't know, but I was enjoying it. 00:28:14.520 --> 00:28:15.720 Your glasses are pretty. 00:28:16.190 --> 00:28:18.720 They make your eyes look big and sparkly. 00:28:19.190 --> 00:28:20.520 It's fun looking at them. 00:28:21.610 --> 00:28:23.520 My dad's an optometrist. 00:28:23.980 --> 00:28:26.860 My dad's in Hell, and he's falling apart. 00:28:27.320 --> 00:28:28.650 I'm sorry. 00:28:29.120 --> 00:28:30.610 It's really tough when your folks get older. 00:28:31.080 --> 00:28:33.740 I don't know what I would do if I couldn't save him. 00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:35.750 I'm sure a nice Southern boy like you... 00:28:36.210 --> 00:28:37.320 will figure something out. 00:28:37.790 --> 00:28:39.750 You want some Popeye's? 00:28:40.210 --> 00:28:44.670 No. I had my lunch already. 00:28:45.130 --> 00:28:47.590 But I wouldn't mind getting a gelati. 00:28:48.050 --> 00:28:50.540 Could I come with you to getting a gelati? 00:28:51.010 --> 00:28:52.210 If you want to. 00:28:54.850 --> 00:28:57.220 - Here you go, pal. Enjoy. - Thank you. 00:28:57.690 --> 00:28:59.640 It's freezing my hands. 00:29:00.100 --> 00:29:02.730 - Even with those gloves on? - It's cold. 00:29:03.190 --> 00:29:06.610 - Let me wrap it. - Please. Thank you. 00:29:07.070 --> 00:29:08.900 Gelati. 00:29:10.110 --> 00:29:11.230 Better? 00:29:15.080 --> 00:29:17.830 Why are you taunting me with your darkness? 00:29:18.290 --> 00:29:21.740 Your evil, it's stinking up our streets! 00:29:22.210 --> 00:29:26.840 The end is near! We are all going to die! 00:29:29.180 --> 00:29:32.050 This town is really going to Hell lately. 00:29:32.510 --> 00:29:34.220 What part of town do you live in? 00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.590 I have an apartment. I'm not sure where. 00:29:37.060 --> 00:29:38.520 My dog knows, though. 00:29:38.980 --> 00:29:40.260 You have a dog? What kind? 00:29:40.730 --> 00:29:41.640 I don't know. I'd ask him... 00:29:42.100 --> 00:29:44.430 but he's uptown meeting his contacts. 00:29:44.900 --> 00:29:47.190 Say "Mr. Beefy." Say it. 00:29:47.650 --> 00:29:48.570 Mr. Beefy. 00:29:49.030 --> 00:29:50.140 And I love you! 00:29:50.610 --> 00:29:53.480 You go to school? What's that like? 00:29:53.950 --> 00:29:56.820 I go to Parsons School of Design. 00:29:57.290 --> 00:29:59.280 I knew growing up I wasn't much to look at... 00:29:59.750 --> 00:30:02.750 so I concentrated on making things that are pretty. 00:30:03.210 --> 00:30:06.080 You have a nice smell coming off you. 00:30:07.250 --> 00:30:08.630 That's my perfume. 00:30:09.090 --> 00:30:11.080 It's called Comme de Sud Pacific. 00:30:11.550 --> 00:30:13.840 I think that's French for "Coconuts." 00:30:19.100 --> 00:30:21.770 That's better than the gelati. 00:30:22.230 --> 00:30:25.350 Valerie, it feels like there's a bunch of butterflies... 00:30:25.820 --> 00:30:27.850 flapping around in my stomach right now. 00:30:28.320 --> 00:30:29.600 Is that normal? 00:30:30.070 --> 00:30:32.190 Sometimes, sure. 00:30:32.660 --> 00:30:35.280 Good, because I was concerned. 00:30:35.740 --> 00:30:38.110 Why did they do this to me? I was good to them. 00:30:38.580 --> 00:30:40.370 I can hardly notice. Honest. 00:30:44.630 --> 00:30:46.750 I sure hope Nicky's kicking some ass on Earth... 00:30:47.210 --> 00:30:48.160 or we are doomed. 00:30:48.630 --> 00:30:50.340 I was the one who created Hell. 00:30:50.800 --> 00:30:51.710 I know, Your Hatefulness. 00:30:52.170 --> 00:30:54.880 Actually, the credit belongs to my first wife. 00:30:55.340 --> 00:30:57.300 She was the inspiration. 00:30:57.760 --> 00:30:59.970 Chewbacca, take it easy, will you? 00:31:00.430 --> 00:31:04.220 You look like my first wife. Only she had more hair. 00:31:06.110 --> 00:31:08.810 In another startling announcement from City Hall... 00:31:09.280 --> 00:31:11.680 Mayor Randolph has, effective immediately... 00:31:12.150 --> 00:31:16.200 Iowered the legal drinking age from twenty-one to ten. 00:31:19.830 --> 00:31:22.450 When an adult goes to Hell, that's terrific. 00:31:25.040 --> 00:31:27.450 But when a child goes... 00:31:29.710 --> 00:31:32.250 That's why I'm in this business. 00:31:34.130 --> 00:31:35.250 Little Nicky. 00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:36.880 - Know what's nice about you? - What? 00:31:37.340 --> 00:31:40.350 I like the way you're happy just being yourself. 00:31:40.810 --> 00:31:42.760 You don't try to act cool. 00:31:43.230 --> 00:31:45.510 Thanks much, Valerie. 00:31:45.980 --> 00:31:47.810 You know what's nice about you? 00:31:50.860 --> 00:31:54.390 Your juicy heart-shaped heinie. 00:31:54.860 --> 00:31:55.890 What was that? 00:31:56.360 --> 00:32:00.200 I don't know why I said that. I meant to say that... 00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:06.620 I've always dreamt about having sex with a gross pig. 00:32:07.080 --> 00:32:10.500 Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky? 00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:12.240 You're a real jerk! 00:32:12.710 --> 00:32:14.090 I didn't mean to be. 00:32:14.550 --> 00:32:16.340 What the--Adrian! 00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:18.880 Dad needs you to come back to Hell. 00:32:19.350 --> 00:32:22.050 So he sent old Shovel Face to fetch me. 00:32:22.520 --> 00:32:24.590 I'm not kidding. He's in trouble. 00:32:25.060 --> 00:32:25.810 So are you. 00:32:26.270 --> 00:32:29.190 Hey, Valerie! 00:32:33.820 --> 00:32:35.440 What is your problem? 00:32:35.900 --> 00:32:37.690 I'm sorry! 00:32:39.070 --> 00:32:43.530 Adrian, you froze the fire gate, and Dad is dying... 00:32:43.990 --> 00:32:46.450 so get your booty back home or else! 00:32:46.910 --> 00:32:48.410 You can't talk tough, Nicky. 00:32:48.870 --> 00:32:51.630 Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment. 00:32:52.090 --> 00:32:56.420 You're going back because I'm going to make you! 00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:58.460 How about this? I'll stay here... 00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:02.090 enjoying my pizza and my peppermint schnapps... 00:33:02.560 --> 00:33:04.050 and you go back. 00:33:04.520 --> 00:33:05.510 Adrian, don't! 00:33:05.980 --> 00:33:08.980 Cut the crap! This is serious! 00:33:11.770 --> 00:33:14.260 Come on! 00:33:19.660 --> 00:33:20.940 I was driving to work today... 00:33:21.120 --> 00:33:22.780 some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. 00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:24.240 So I followed him. 00:33:24.700 --> 00:33:26.690 When he got out of his car, I run up behind him... 00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.200 and start bashing his brains in with this bat. 00:33:29.670 --> 00:33:30.990 Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? 00:33:31.460 --> 00:33:32.700 I was De Niro! 00:33:33.170 --> 00:33:35.080 What's happened to you, Regis? 00:33:36.170 --> 00:33:37.670 The mayor's office today... 00:33:38.130 --> 00:33:40.210 along with the New York Board of Tourism... 00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:45.140 unveiled its new motto to replace "I Love New York." 00:33:45.600 --> 00:33:48.850 "I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catch phrase. 00:33:49.310 --> 00:33:51.050 Your brothers are upsetting the balance... 00:33:51.520 --> 00:33:52.800 between good and evil. 00:33:53.270 --> 00:33:54.390 What can I do about it? 00:33:54.860 --> 00:33:56.440 You can't do jack shit... 00:33:56.900 --> 00:33:58.400 unless you learn your evil powers. 00:33:58.860 --> 00:34:00.980 Go get a soda out of the fridge. 00:34:01.450 --> 00:34:03.570 But those are my roommate's sodas. 00:34:04.030 --> 00:34:06.320 "But those are my roommate's sodas." 00:34:06.790 --> 00:34:10.320 Does that sound like a statement the son of the Devil would make? 00:34:10.790 --> 00:34:11.820 All right. Take it easy. 00:34:12.290 --> 00:34:15.660 You have the power to change the cola in that can... 00:34:16.130 --> 00:34:18.290 into any other liquid. 00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:22.090 Engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss. 00:34:22.550 --> 00:34:25.090 You just have to release the evil within. 00:34:25.550 --> 00:34:26.750 Release the evil? 00:34:27.220 --> 00:34:29.970 I'm just saying there's wickedness in you. 00:34:30.430 --> 00:34:31.470 I can tell from your snores. 00:34:31.940 --> 00:34:32.850 Really? 00:34:33.310 --> 00:34:35.220 Release your evil. 00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.060 Release the evil. 00:34:43.740 --> 00:34:45.530 Come on, you can do it. 00:34:45.990 --> 00:34:47.530 There it is. 00:34:47.990 --> 00:34:49.740 You got it in you. 00:34:54.130 --> 00:34:55.160 What are you doing? 00:34:59.460 --> 00:35:03.160 I'm going to pretend I didn't see a dog on the couch... 00:35:03.630 --> 00:35:07.090 because my brain just can't process that right now. 00:35:07.560 --> 00:35:09.380 But were you about to drink one of my Cokes? 00:35:09.850 --> 00:35:12.550 No. I was just looking at it. 00:35:13.020 --> 00:35:14.100 It's beautiful. 00:35:24.570 --> 00:35:26.280 This Coke tastes like Pepsi. 00:35:33.080 --> 00:35:35.920 You changed a Coke into a Pepsi? 00:35:36.380 --> 00:35:38.500 That was your big transformation? 00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:39.960 Come on, man, give it up a little. 00:35:40.420 --> 00:35:41.920 It was pretty good for my first try. 00:35:42.380 --> 00:35:45.630 Do you care that your brothers are killing your father? 00:35:46.090 --> 00:35:46.960 Yes, I care! 00:35:47.430 --> 00:35:50.180 And he is not going to die! 00:35:52.390 --> 00:35:53.550 Atta-boy. 00:35:54.980 --> 00:35:57.300 I'm freaked out. My television just blew up. 00:35:57.770 --> 00:35:59.680 You're damn right it did! 00:36:00.150 --> 00:36:01.770 I mean, really? 00:36:02.230 --> 00:36:04.190 I know this is your living room time... 00:36:04.650 --> 00:36:07.140 but could I finish watching the Globetrotters out here? 00:36:07.620 --> 00:36:09.820 It's the craziest game I've ever seen. 00:36:21.670 --> 00:36:23.460 He's walking! Get him a bus! 00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:25.630 This is the part I don't get. 00:36:26.090 --> 00:36:27.010 Another terrible call. 00:36:27.470 --> 00:36:29.300 There's no way that was travelling. 00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.720 What's with all the calls? We haven't lost in 53 years! 00:36:32.180 --> 00:36:33.430 Guess what, cornrows? 00:36:33.890 --> 00:36:37.180 Technical foul! You're out of here! 00:36:40.110 --> 00:36:42.810 Why's the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy? 00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:45.600 I've been watching these guys play since I was your age. 00:36:46.070 --> 00:36:49.190 It's all part of the show, baby. 00:36:50.490 --> 00:36:52.610 That guy in the striped shirt... 00:36:53.080 --> 00:36:55.120 snapped his fingers like somebody I know! 00:37:11.350 --> 00:37:13.880 Normally the Globetrotters represent family entertainment. 00:37:14.350 --> 00:37:15.930 Who gives a shit? 00:37:17.600 --> 00:37:19.590 These kids came here to see the Globetrotters win! 00:37:20.060 --> 00:37:24.060 Ten points off the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth! 00:37:26.530 --> 00:37:29.310 It's all part of the show, baby! 00:37:29.780 --> 00:37:32.150 Hit the half-time buzzer. I'm tired. 00:37:32.620 --> 00:37:34.440 If the second half doesn't get any better than this... 00:37:34.910 --> 00:37:36.900 you can expect a full-scale riot. 00:37:37.370 --> 00:37:39.450 Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time... 00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:43.500 for the Globetrotters' half-time half-court heave-ho throw! 00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:45.500 If the contestant makes it... 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:47.590 everyone here will get a free pizza pie! 00:37:48.050 --> 00:37:50.210 I ain't taking the shot. These people are crazy. 00:37:50.680 --> 00:37:53.300 Excuse me. I'll take that shot. 00:37:54.640 --> 00:37:57.010 What made you want to see the Globetrotters today, son? 00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:59.930 I came for the beer and the bitches. 00:38:02.810 --> 00:38:05.020 Look who's back from the dead. 00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:09.070 Six-six-six! Pickup sticks! 00:38:09.530 --> 00:38:12.200 Please welcome Miguel Sanchez from the Bronx, New York! 00:38:12.660 --> 00:38:13.570 What's Nicky doing there? 00:38:14.030 --> 00:38:15.740 Trying to capture his brother in a flask... 00:38:16.200 --> 00:38:18.490 and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth. 00:38:18.950 --> 00:38:21.450 - Did you just talk? - No. 00:38:23.750 --> 00:38:27.170 - Are you Miguel from the Bronx? - No. I'm Nicky from the South. 00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:29.040 Hey, give me that! 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:31.960 You better win these people some free pizza... 00:38:32.430 --> 00:38:34.470 because it looks like they're about to kill each other. 00:38:34.930 --> 00:38:35.550 All right. 00:38:36.010 --> 00:38:37.760 Who's that man, Mommy? 00:38:39.060 --> 00:38:42.010 I don't know, but he sure is butt-ugly. 00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.270 Release the evil. 00:38:50.240 --> 00:38:52.060 Too much evil. 00:38:52.530 --> 00:38:56.150 I think that ball just blew up, and, yes, my hair is aflame. 00:38:56.620 --> 00:38:58.240 I don't know what the Hell that was. 00:38:58.700 --> 00:39:01.410 - Don't do it again, huh? - All right. 00:39:01.870 --> 00:39:06.370 I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle. 00:39:12.930 --> 00:39:14.830 Get that crap out of here! 00:39:16.050 --> 00:39:18.090 I know you're having fun, Cassius... 00:39:18.560 --> 00:39:20.550 but you really got to come back to Hell. 00:39:21.020 --> 00:39:24.770 Look around you, Nicky. We're in Hell. The new Hell. 00:39:29.150 --> 00:39:31.440 Do it! Do it! Do it! 00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:36.200 I was sent here to take you back... 00:39:36.660 --> 00:39:37.570 and that's what I'm going to do. 00:39:38.030 --> 00:39:40.660 Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick. 00:39:41.120 --> 00:39:44.070 I think we're about to see a Devil showdown. 00:39:45.790 --> 00:39:47.950 Dad got sick when you guys left. 00:39:48.420 --> 00:39:49.910 I'm glad he's dying... 00:39:50.380 --> 00:39:53.500 because it's my turn now. 00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:56.670 You're going to wish you never said that. 00:40:00.510 --> 00:40:02.260 Take him to the hole, Nicky. 00:40:02.730 --> 00:40:05.220 I mean, woof woof. 00:40:07.560 --> 00:40:09.850 Come on, brother, come on! 00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:12.020 Come on! 00:40:18.450 --> 00:40:21.530 Daddy can't help you! 00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:35.170 Enough! 00:40:37.010 --> 00:40:40.840 This show gets better every year! 00:40:41.310 --> 00:40:43.680 That was sick. Who taught you that shit? 00:40:44.140 --> 00:40:45.260 Sorry, Cassius. 00:40:45.730 --> 00:40:48.850 It must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me. 00:40:49.310 --> 00:40:51.310 Super Devil Juice? Give me that, little girl. 00:40:51.770 --> 00:40:53.050 Don't drink out of it, please! 00:41:01.620 --> 00:41:06.660 Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit! 00:41:07.750 --> 00:41:08.950 Damn you, Nicky! 00:41:09.420 --> 00:41:11.330 There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here! 00:41:11.790 --> 00:41:12.540 Hail, Nicky! 00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.870 We are forever your slaves! 00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:24.380 - So your father's the Devil. - Sí, seòor. 00:41:24.850 --> 00:41:27.800 You're a talking dog from Hell. You guys are who? 00:41:28.270 --> 00:41:31.140 A couple of big fans of Nicky and the work his dad does. 00:41:31.610 --> 00:41:34.100 By the way, Nicky, check this out. 00:41:39.490 --> 00:41:41.150 What's Ozzy trying to say there? 00:41:41.620 --> 00:41:43.240 John, absolutely nothing. 00:41:43.700 --> 00:41:46.030 The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. 00:41:46.500 --> 00:41:49.830 But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen. 00:41:53.130 --> 00:41:55.330 Chicago. 00:41:59.130 --> 00:42:01.670 I love this song. 00:42:03.100 --> 00:42:05.850 I command you in the name of Lucifer... 00:42:06.310 --> 00:42:08.260 to spread the blood of the innocent. 00:42:08.730 --> 00:42:11.980 Oh, my God, Chicago kicks ass! 00:42:13.060 --> 00:42:14.180 That was awesome. 00:42:14.650 --> 00:42:19.060 You know, guys, this cake tastes a little funny. 00:42:19.530 --> 00:42:22.150 I dumped a fat sack of reefer in the mix. 00:42:22.620 --> 00:42:24.520 Thought I'd spice up the bash. 00:42:24.990 --> 00:42:26.820 - Really? - What's reefer? 00:42:27.290 --> 00:42:29.490 About five hundred bucks an ounce. 00:42:43.510 --> 00:42:45.340 Come on, Nicky, one more time. 00:42:45.810 --> 00:42:47.510 I can't. It's starting to hurt. 00:42:47.970 --> 00:42:50.100 Come on, you totally got to! 00:42:50.560 --> 00:42:52.720 All right, all right. Last time. 00:42:53.190 --> 00:42:54.730 Here he goes! 00:43:01.110 --> 00:43:02.270 That's insane! 00:43:02.740 --> 00:43:05.780 How do you do that? 00:43:06.990 --> 00:43:09.740 I used to get messed up like this... 00:43:10.200 --> 00:43:11.910 with my first girlfriend Heather. 00:43:12.370 --> 00:43:16.670 We'd get so loopy, she would forget I was a dog. 00:43:17.130 --> 00:43:19.960 - She was a human? - No. A sewer rat. 00:43:21.260 --> 00:43:23.580 Man, that pissed my parents off. 00:43:24.050 --> 00:43:26.420 You know, I was in love once... 00:43:26.890 --> 00:43:28.510 but she said I wasn't financially reliable... 00:43:28.970 --> 00:43:30.140 and she needed that. 00:43:30.600 --> 00:43:32.340 By "she," do you mean "he"? 00:43:32.810 --> 00:43:35.020 - No. - Busted! 00:43:36.650 --> 00:43:37.600 Please. 00:43:38.070 --> 00:43:42.810 How you feeling over there, Satan Abdul-Jabbar? 00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:44.990 A little strange. 00:43:45.450 --> 00:43:48.820 I can't stop thinking about this girl Valerie. 00:43:49.290 --> 00:43:50.740 Why? Did she hurt you? 00:43:51.200 --> 00:43:53.000 Do you need to cry on my shoulder? 00:43:53.460 --> 00:43:54.570 Easy, Liberace. 00:43:55.040 --> 00:43:56.750 Would you grow up? 00:43:57.210 --> 00:43:58.700 Liberace. 00:43:59.170 --> 00:44:00.580 I was having the best day with her... 00:44:01.050 --> 00:44:04.630 until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped heinie. 00:44:05.090 --> 00:44:07.050 Maybe you love her. But what do I know? 00:44:07.510 --> 00:44:09.800 I can't even see straight. 00:44:11.970 --> 00:44:14.470 Me, too! We got to get going. 00:44:14.940 --> 00:44:17.510 You guys can crash here. I have an extra futon. 00:44:17.980 --> 00:44:20.220 That's a big pass, Elton John. 00:44:21.820 --> 00:44:24.230 Ozzy starts in 30 minutes. That'll cheer you up, Nicky. 00:44:24.700 --> 00:44:25.730 Yeah, let's roll. 00:44:26.200 --> 00:44:29.900 I can't give the Ozz man the full focus he deserves. 00:44:30.370 --> 00:44:31.280 Sorry, fellas. 00:44:31.740 --> 00:44:34.860 This chick must be the real deal, then. 00:44:35.330 --> 00:44:37.290 - Later, bro. - Good-bye, John. 00:44:37.750 --> 00:44:39.080 - Good luck, Nicky. - Okay, Pete. 00:44:39.540 --> 00:44:42.170 You better snap out of it soon, kid... 00:44:42.630 --> 00:44:44.710 because we're going after Adrian tomorrow... 00:44:45.170 --> 00:44:47.420 bright and early. Night-night. 00:44:47.890 --> 00:44:51.470 Yeah, I know. Get some sleep thing, Mr. Beefy. 00:45:03.190 --> 00:45:06.980 That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. 00:45:12.490 --> 00:45:14.740 Go to her. 00:45:24.090 --> 00:45:25.630 All right. 00:45:28.470 --> 00:45:30.920 I smell coconuts. 00:45:34.520 --> 00:45:36.010 Coconuts. 00:45:49.530 --> 00:45:51.610 That dude looks like a lady. 00:45:52.070 --> 00:45:53.070 You want to come in? 00:45:53.530 --> 00:45:56.490 Actually, I'm looking for a girl named Valerie. 00:45:56.950 --> 00:45:59.410 Valerie Veran? Two floors up, one window over. 00:45:59.870 --> 00:46:00.620 Thanks much. 00:46:01.080 --> 00:46:02.740 Good luck with the nipple rubbing. 00:46:03.210 --> 00:46:06.580 I don't need luck. I'm good. 00:46:07.050 --> 00:46:09.040 I can see that. 00:46:33.570 --> 00:46:35.280 Oh, my God! Nicky, is that you? 00:46:35.740 --> 00:46:37.820 Stay right there. 00:46:38.290 --> 00:46:39.910 I will. 00:46:50.130 --> 00:46:52.040 What were you thinking coming here? 00:46:52.510 --> 00:46:55.630 I don't know, but it didn't involve going blind. 00:46:57.560 --> 00:46:58.670 Oh, my God! Nicky! 00:46:59.140 --> 00:47:01.020 Please don't die! 00:47:05.770 --> 00:47:07.430 What are you doing? 00:47:08.820 --> 00:47:11.110 I think I'm floating. 00:47:11.570 --> 00:47:14.060 Why would you be floating? 00:47:14.530 --> 00:47:17.820 Maybe it was because of this cake I ate earlier. 00:47:18.290 --> 00:47:20.660 Am I supposed to not be freaked out right now? 00:47:21.120 --> 00:47:21.870 Because I am. 00:47:22.330 --> 00:47:23.450 I'm freaked out, too. 00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:26.540 The butterflies in my stomach are flapping around... 00:47:27.000 --> 00:47:29.670 in a way I've never felt before. 00:47:30.130 --> 00:47:32.040 You got the wrong window again, man. 00:47:32.510 --> 00:47:34.220 Oh, sorry, Nipples. Valerie! 00:47:34.680 --> 00:47:36.880 - Nicky, over here. - I'm coming. 00:47:37.350 --> 00:47:38.680 Oh, my God, you made it. 00:47:39.140 --> 00:47:42.760 Valerie, I can see again, and you look beautiful. 00:47:44.520 --> 00:47:46.180 Just because you're floating... 00:47:46.650 --> 00:47:48.600 doesn't mean I'm going to forget you giving me the finger. 00:47:49.070 --> 00:47:50.180 That wasn't me. 00:47:50.650 --> 00:47:52.810 I was being possessed by my brother Adrian. 00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:54.360 What do you mean, possessed? 00:47:54.820 --> 00:47:57.610 Remember when I told you that my father was in Hell? 00:47:58.080 --> 00:48:00.860 That's because he's the Devil... 00:48:01.330 --> 00:48:04.700 and he wants to keep his throne for another 10,000 years. 00:48:05.170 --> 00:48:06.660 And that pissed off my brothers... 00:48:07.130 --> 00:48:08.540 so they broke the gates of Hell... 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:12.700 which is making my father decompose. 00:48:13.170 --> 00:48:17.500 I love my father very much, so I came to Earth to save him. 00:48:18.850 --> 00:48:20.920 Now I get that Deep South joke. 00:48:24.810 --> 00:48:27.430 I don't know if I should believe you. 00:48:27.900 --> 00:48:29.890 You got to believe. Believe in the butterflies. 00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:32.730 Wait. Okay. Okay, okay, I believe. 00:48:33.190 --> 00:48:35.980 Come on. Come back up. 00:48:37.820 --> 00:48:40.400 Take my hand, Valerie. 00:48:43.080 --> 00:48:46.200 Fly with me. I can give you the power. 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:55.960 That's the Empire State Building. 00:48:56.430 --> 00:48:59.630 There's Popeye's chicken-- right there. 00:49:00.100 --> 00:49:03.260 The Hell Beast is above us... 00:49:03.720 --> 00:49:06.640 and I can smell an evil slut. 00:49:08.020 --> 00:49:09.600 Whoa, Devil! 00:49:10.060 --> 00:49:10.930 Did you do that? 00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:14.070 Nobody calls my girl an evil slut. 00:49:16.030 --> 00:49:17.020 Good morning, New York. 00:49:17.490 --> 00:49:18.820 This is an "Action News" special report. 00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:20.280 A shocking crime... 00:49:20.740 --> 00:49:23.150 results in a record fifty-million-dollar reward... 00:49:23.620 --> 00:49:25.080 for the capture of this man. 00:49:25.540 --> 00:49:26.650 His name is unknown... 00:49:27.120 --> 00:49:29.360 but his actions have earned him the label "The Monster." 00:49:29.830 --> 00:49:32.290 He should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. 00:49:32.750 --> 00:49:34.250 The man who caused such a sensation... 00:49:34.710 --> 00:49:37.120 at the game yesterday is no hero. 00:49:37.590 --> 00:49:40.000 He is, in fact, a mass murderer. 00:49:40.470 --> 00:49:42.680 - This is real bad. - Where the heck is Nicky? 00:49:43.140 --> 00:49:44.170 I have authorized a reward... 00:49:44.640 --> 00:49:46.600 to the person who brings this man to me. 00:49:47.060 --> 00:49:48.890 It's a setup. 00:49:51.310 --> 00:49:53.310 Good morning, young lady. 00:49:56.190 --> 00:49:58.400 That looks like it tastes great. 00:50:01.160 --> 00:50:01.770 Look at that. 00:50:02.240 --> 00:50:04.150 Mr. Beefy would like you. 00:50:05.490 --> 00:50:06.990 Oh, look. 00:50:49.410 --> 00:50:50.440 There he is! 00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:34.540 Wait. Wait. 00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:36.160 What is happening? 00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:40.250 There he is! 00:51:43.010 --> 00:51:44.920 I'm not a monster. 00:51:50.560 --> 00:51:53.810 Release the evil. 00:52:24.340 --> 00:52:26.670 Beefy, I think I'm in trouble. 00:52:27.140 --> 00:52:28.550 The shit has hit the fan, kid. 00:52:29.010 --> 00:52:29.880 Take a look. 00:52:30.350 --> 00:52:31.680 This videotape will show what he did... 00:52:32.140 --> 00:52:33.680 after he left the game. 00:52:34.730 --> 00:52:36.720 Say hello to my little friend. 00:52:39.230 --> 00:52:40.690 My name is Nicky... 00:52:41.150 --> 00:52:43.440 and I'm going to kill all you suckers for no reason. 00:52:43.900 --> 00:52:47.020 That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana! 00:52:48.200 --> 00:52:50.570 - Difficult to watch, I know. - This is Adrian's work. 00:52:51.040 --> 00:52:54.370 He superimposed your head onto "Scarface." 00:52:54.830 --> 00:52:57.120 Which is probably DePalma's third best film. 00:52:59.380 --> 00:53:00.330 I'm not Nicky. 00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:02.700 Dude, it's us. Let us in. 00:53:03.170 --> 00:53:05.410 - John! Pete! - Nicky! 00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:07.590 There's a total mob scene coming this way. 00:53:08.050 --> 00:53:10.630 It looks like they're following a giant trail of bug shit. 00:53:11.100 --> 00:53:12.210 What do we do now, Beefy? 00:53:12.680 --> 00:53:14.340 I don't know. This is a little out of my league. 00:53:14.810 --> 00:53:17.350 - What would your dad do, Nicky? - That's a great idea! 00:53:17.810 --> 00:53:19.270 I'll ask him. Kill me. 00:53:19.730 --> 00:53:20.680 Are you serious? 00:53:21.150 --> 00:53:24.270 Yes. We'll meet at Grand Central Station, noon. 00:53:24.740 --> 00:53:26.480 Now I command you--do me. 00:53:26.950 --> 00:53:27.940 All right! 00:53:33.290 --> 00:53:34.860 That just hurt a lot. 00:53:35.330 --> 00:53:36.280 Still alive, though. 00:53:36.750 --> 00:53:38.620 I've always wanted to kill someone. 00:53:39.080 --> 00:53:40.790 Can I give it a try? 00:53:44.130 --> 00:53:47.210 Damn you, Kevin Spacey! 00:53:47.680 --> 00:53:50.800 You take all my parts! 00:53:52.260 --> 00:53:54.050 Hey, you lose--royal flush. 00:53:54.520 --> 00:53:55.430 Off with the brassiere. 00:53:55.890 --> 00:53:59.010 The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big... 00:53:59.480 --> 00:54:01.220 two hillbillies were blowing on them. 00:54:06.530 --> 00:54:08.690 Oh, my God, Dad. 00:54:09.160 --> 00:54:11.860 Nicky, I got no legs. 00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:13.520 I got no hips. 00:54:13.990 --> 00:54:15.450 I got one ear. 00:54:15.910 --> 00:54:16.740 I got no ears. 00:54:17.200 --> 00:54:19.240 Now he has no ears. Are you happy, Nicky? 00:54:19.710 --> 00:54:21.910 Adrian's got the whole city following me. 00:54:22.380 --> 00:54:23.660 I can't hear you, Nicky! 00:54:24.130 --> 00:54:25.540 Check one, two. Check one, two. 00:54:26.010 --> 00:54:26.920 Put it back on my head! 00:54:27.380 --> 00:54:29.920 You got until midnight tonight. 00:54:30.380 --> 00:54:33.880 Get your ass back up there, and save your father. Go! 00:54:34.350 --> 00:54:36.550 - I'm going to save you, Dad. - Go, go, go! 00:54:37.020 --> 00:54:39.260 - I'm going to save you! - Go, then! Move it! 00:54:39.730 --> 00:54:40.970 Go, Nicky, go! 00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:42.640 Sure you're down with this? 00:54:43.110 --> 00:54:45.150 A little nervous. Want to puke. 00:54:46.150 --> 00:54:49.190 Hey, hey, fuzz. We know where to find Nicky. 00:54:53.990 --> 00:54:55.620 - Let's go. - Get in. 00:54:56.330 --> 00:54:57.240 What's up, Police Chief? 00:54:57.700 --> 00:55:00.110 - You have what I want. - You got what we want? 00:55:00.580 --> 00:55:02.570 Fifty million bones, bro. 00:55:03.040 --> 00:55:04.670 - Here's the money. - Whoa, my God! 00:55:05.130 --> 00:55:07.200 That's half of it. You get the rest when I get Nicky. 00:55:07.670 --> 00:55:08.870 Thanks much. 00:55:09.340 --> 00:55:11.750 I got to warn you, man. He's kind of not human. 00:55:12.220 --> 00:55:14.890 - Really? - He might be the son of Satan. 00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:25.520 I guess I'll have to be extra careful, then, aren't I? 00:55:25.980 --> 00:55:27.940 Now, where is he? 00:55:29.240 --> 00:55:30.940 Hey, come on, that was cool! 00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:32.570 Do it again! 00:55:37.950 --> 00:55:39.530 Out of the way! 00:55:44.040 --> 00:55:45.920 Where is he? He's late. 00:55:46.380 --> 00:55:48.370 He'll be here. Just keep your skirt on. 00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:50.080 That's where he comes out of. 00:55:50.550 --> 00:55:51.920 Over there! 00:55:53.260 --> 00:55:54.420 We've been ratted out. 00:55:54.890 --> 00:55:57.840 We thought the son of Satan would understand such a move. 00:55:58.310 --> 00:56:00.930 - Get these two out of here. - All right, this way. 00:56:02.770 --> 00:56:05.220 What is this? A bulldog and his gay lover? 00:56:05.690 --> 00:56:06.520 Oh, shut up. 00:56:06.980 --> 00:56:08.770 It's true. It's true. 00:56:09.230 --> 00:56:10.100 Judas. 00:56:10.570 --> 00:56:12.530 Judas Priest, maybe. 00:56:12.990 --> 00:56:15.480 I'm only an actor. I don't know what's happening. 00:56:15.950 --> 00:56:18.110 Take him to the holding area. Seal off all the exits. 00:56:18.580 --> 00:56:21.070 I'm only an actor! 00:56:22.870 --> 00:56:24.150 You want to see something cool? 00:56:24.620 --> 00:56:25.950 Definitely. 00:56:36.300 --> 00:56:38.180 Pick me a winner. 00:56:39.260 --> 00:56:40.640 Oh, sick! 00:56:41.100 --> 00:56:43.640 Oh, my God, that was awesome! 00:56:46.650 --> 00:56:49.600 So, what time's my brother expected back? 00:56:50.070 --> 00:56:53.100 Noon. Ish. 00:56:53.570 --> 00:56:55.400 Even though you're not really the chief... 00:56:55.860 --> 00:56:57.490 we still get the rest of the cash, right, bro? 00:56:57.950 --> 00:56:59.320 You know what you'll get, boys? 00:56:59.780 --> 00:57:01.530 An indescribably horrific torture... 00:57:01.990 --> 00:57:05.280 administered by demons for the rest of eternity. 00:57:05.750 --> 00:57:07.290 And we get to keep the cash, too, right? 00:57:07.750 --> 00:57:08.830 Sure. 00:57:09.290 --> 00:57:10.620 Why not? 00:57:11.090 --> 00:57:12.790 You're hurting me. 00:57:13.260 --> 00:57:14.420 Shut up. 00:57:24.980 --> 00:57:27.600 Applesauce every time. 00:57:28.060 --> 00:57:28.930 Hey, boys! 00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:31.560 You want a blizzard with my flip-flop? 00:57:32.020 --> 00:57:34.980 No, thanks, but we'll take that bottle of booze. 00:57:36.200 --> 00:57:37.650 Beat it, you freak. Get out of here. 00:57:38.110 --> 00:57:40.490 I'll be back with my flip-flop! 00:57:44.790 --> 00:57:45.990 Schnapps. 00:57:49.250 --> 00:57:50.280 Peppermint? 00:57:50.750 --> 00:57:52.330 All right! 00:57:55.010 --> 00:57:56.090 Want a hit? 00:57:56.550 --> 00:57:59.830 Drink up. Here's to fifty million clams. 00:58:00.300 --> 00:58:03.010 To the defilement of Earth and corruption of its people. 00:58:03.470 --> 00:58:05.470 Okay, whatever. Just drink it. 00:58:05.930 --> 00:58:06.960 Cheers. 00:58:17.110 --> 00:58:19.650 It's awfully hot down here. 00:58:20.110 --> 00:58:23.980 How do you manage to stay so cool? 00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:28.490 Beer lowers the body temperature. 00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:32.740 I read that in a beer magazine. 00:58:34.130 --> 00:58:36.920 This liquid will probably quench my thirst. 00:58:38.380 --> 00:58:40.210 - Cool me off. - Definitely. 00:58:40.680 --> 00:58:43.000 Give you a pretty good buzz. 00:58:47.100 --> 00:58:50.430 Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity. 00:58:50.900 --> 00:58:53.560 No, it won't? 00:58:54.020 --> 00:58:57.690 Oh, Nicky. I've missed you. 00:58:58.150 --> 00:59:00.030 Come out and say hello! 00:59:00.490 --> 00:59:01.950 I'm not Nicky. 00:59:02.410 --> 00:59:04.480 I'm calling you out, brother! 00:59:07.750 --> 00:59:11.280 Adrian, this is very painful. 00:59:26.220 --> 00:59:28.630 - There you are. - I told you he was sick. 00:59:29.100 --> 00:59:30.260 Oh, hello, Cassius. 00:59:30.730 --> 00:59:32.190 All right, Adrian! Let me out! 00:59:32.650 --> 00:59:35.600 New Hell really only needs one new Satan. 00:59:36.070 --> 00:59:37.480 You motherfu-- 00:59:37.940 --> 00:59:41.060 But Cassius could use some company for eternity. 00:59:42.200 --> 00:59:43.280 So get in the flask. 00:59:43.740 --> 00:59:44.940 Kick his ass, Nicky. 00:59:45.410 --> 00:59:46.150 Sleep. 00:59:46.620 --> 00:59:48.030 You got it. 00:59:52.540 --> 00:59:55.210 Hey, hold up. Someone's got to take a pee. 00:59:58.340 --> 01:00:00.910 That dog's got smoke balls! 01:00:03.180 --> 01:00:06.340 Run, Beefy! Run! 01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:08.430 You can't make me drink, Adrian. 01:00:08.890 --> 01:00:09.970 Of course I can. 01:00:14.690 --> 01:00:17.470 Oh, it's Nicky's little ragamuffin. 01:00:17.940 --> 01:00:19.190 Drink or she dies. 01:00:19.650 --> 01:00:22.110 Unlike you, she won't come back from where she's going. 01:00:25.110 --> 01:00:27.870 Let go of her! This is between you and me! 01:00:28.330 --> 01:00:31.830 I hear a train a-coming! 01:00:33.330 --> 01:00:34.910 Adrian, stop! 01:00:35.370 --> 01:00:38.080 - Drink! - All right! Don't hurt her! 01:00:39.250 --> 01:00:40.170 Don't do it, Nicky! 01:00:40.630 --> 01:00:42.460 I have to, Valerie. 01:00:55.480 --> 01:00:58.350 Now, that hurt the both of us. 01:01:11.080 --> 01:01:12.240 See you in Hell! 01:01:17.790 --> 01:01:20.630 Hey, look at the bright side. You can go for a swim. 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:23.880 You can play the harmonica, and you can choke someone. 01:01:24.340 --> 01:01:26.420 Take me to my room. I want to be alone! 01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:28.790 In your weakened condition, if you vacate the throne... 01:01:29.260 --> 01:01:31.930 any of your sons can claim the seat of power for their own. 01:01:32.390 --> 01:01:34.130 Horseshit. 01:01:34.600 --> 01:01:36.340 Hey, good news. Adrian's back. 01:01:36.810 --> 01:01:38.140 I'm going to be all right? 01:01:40.110 --> 01:01:40.810 Where's Nicky? 01:01:41.270 --> 01:01:42.730 He came with you and Cassius, right? 01:01:43.190 --> 01:01:44.690 I came through that gate alone. 01:01:45.150 --> 01:01:46.730 Sorry, sir. False alarm. 01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:49.780 Would everyone stop playing with me... 01:01:50.240 --> 01:01:52.480 and tell me what my brother's up to? 01:02:12.850 --> 01:02:14.670 What is this? 01:02:27.070 --> 01:02:29.640 Is it Dad's birthday? 01:02:38.120 --> 01:02:39.200 There he is. 01:02:39.670 --> 01:02:41.490 Hi! I can't believe you're here! 01:02:41.960 --> 01:02:42.790 Welcome. 01:02:43.250 --> 01:02:44.790 Up with the sign. 01:02:47.260 --> 01:02:49.330 Can I just tell you I am so excited right now? 01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:52.090 - So excited! - She really is. 01:02:52.550 --> 01:02:54.100 If you could point me to the Black Palace... 01:02:54.560 --> 01:02:57.050 I really got to check in with my dad. 01:02:59.270 --> 01:03:01.720 Can I ask you something? 01:03:02.190 --> 01:03:03.730 What do you know about your mom? 01:03:04.190 --> 01:03:05.470 My mom. 01:03:05.940 --> 01:03:09.230 My brothers tell me that she was a mountain goat... 01:03:09.700 --> 01:03:12.020 which would explain my chronic halitosis. 01:03:12.490 --> 01:03:14.450 A mountain goat? That's really sweet. 01:03:14.910 --> 01:03:16.020 Jenna, chair. 01:03:17.950 --> 01:03:19.120 Thanks. 01:03:20.580 --> 01:03:22.290 My mother wasn't a goat? 01:03:22.750 --> 01:03:24.620 Try an angel. 01:03:25.090 --> 01:03:28.340 An angel? 01:03:28.800 --> 01:03:30.040 I'm your mom. 01:03:33.090 --> 01:03:37.550 If you're my mom, then how come you're not older? 01:03:38.020 --> 01:03:39.970 Angels don't get any older, son. 01:03:40.430 --> 01:03:43.190 I can't believe you just called him "son." 01:03:43.650 --> 01:03:45.970 This is so wild! 01:03:50.610 --> 01:03:53.610 Jenna, Christa. Time for your mambo lesson. 01:03:54.070 --> 01:03:56.530 Chubbs, I'm so sorry. I totally spaced. 01:03:56.990 --> 01:03:58.900 I have company. This is my son Nicky. 01:04:01.290 --> 01:04:02.490 Chubbs used to be a golf pro... 01:04:02.960 --> 01:04:04.750 but up here he's just the dopest dance instructor. 01:04:05.210 --> 01:04:06.040 Ah, that's nice. 01:04:06.500 --> 01:04:07.500 You mambo? 01:04:07.960 --> 01:04:08.910 I don't think so. 01:04:09.380 --> 01:04:12.130 It's all in the hips. 01:04:14.470 --> 01:04:16.680 - Bye, Chubbs. - All in the hips, yeah! 01:04:17.140 --> 01:04:18.630 Nobody in this room will tell you a thing, Adrian. 01:04:19.100 --> 01:04:20.180 Right! 01:04:21.230 --> 01:04:22.390 Hey, let him go! 01:04:23.850 --> 01:04:27.440 Perhaps a titty-twister will loosen your lips. 01:04:29.110 --> 01:04:30.060 I'm getting turned on. 01:04:30.530 --> 01:04:32.850 All I know is that if you sit on that throne... 01:04:33.320 --> 01:04:34.980 in your father's weakened condition-- 01:04:35.450 --> 01:04:36.150 Tit-head, no! 01:04:36.620 --> 01:04:39.980 You can claim the seat of power for your own. 01:04:41.830 --> 01:04:42.830 Really? 01:04:43.290 --> 01:04:44.620 As the founder of Hell... 01:04:45.080 --> 01:04:47.160 I command you to stay off that throne! 01:04:49.040 --> 01:04:50.920 Even in Hell I get no respect. 01:04:51.380 --> 01:04:53.340 Put me down! 01:05:16.700 --> 01:05:18.650 So where did you meet Dad? 01:05:19.120 --> 01:05:22.200 It was a long time ago at this Heaven-Hell mixer. 01:05:22.660 --> 01:05:25.200 I remember that night. You had, like, four daiquiris. 01:05:25.660 --> 01:05:26.530 At first I didn't really like him. 01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:29.410 - He was really conceited. - But he was funny. 01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:32.790 And I hate to admit it, but he had a really hot body. 01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:36.380 Puppy phone. 01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:38.840 It's so cute. 01:05:39.300 --> 01:05:41.550 Hi, Michelle. Yeah, he's here right now. 01:05:42.010 --> 01:05:44.340 I don't know if he's hot. He's my son, you perv. 01:05:44.810 --> 01:05:46.050 Can I call you back? 01:05:48.020 --> 01:05:49.730 That was my friend Michelle. She says hi. 01:05:50.190 --> 01:05:51.560 Say hi back. 01:05:52.650 --> 01:05:53.600 I'll just call her later. 01:05:54.070 --> 01:05:56.640 We totally saw you save your girlfriend's life. 01:05:57.110 --> 01:05:57.730 That was so cool. 01:05:58.200 --> 01:06:00.020 That's why you came to Heaven instead of Hell. 01:06:00.490 --> 01:06:02.150 Self-sacrifice automatically gets you here. 01:06:02.620 --> 01:06:03.650 How did you see me? 01:06:04.120 --> 01:06:07.040 We can see anything that's going on on Earth. Look. 01:06:08.290 --> 01:06:09.490 Someone else is taking the internship. 01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:12.200 That's "Felicity." I love that show. Do you watch? 01:06:12.670 --> 01:06:14.960 I haven't seen it, but I hear good things. 01:06:17.170 --> 01:06:19.050 This is an "Action News" special report. 01:06:19.510 --> 01:06:22.630 Moments ago, a large chunk of what appears to be Hell... 01:06:23.100 --> 01:06:25.470 began to rise from beneath Central Park. 01:06:25.930 --> 01:06:27.680 Far from being terrified... 01:06:28.140 --> 01:06:30.140 many New Yorkers have begun flocking to the site... 01:06:30.600 --> 01:06:33.230 turning it into an unofficial party central. 01:06:33.690 --> 01:06:35.020 And this just in... 01:06:35.480 --> 01:06:38.980 I'm cheating on my husband with the weatherman. 01:06:40.990 --> 01:06:42.400 Show him Central Park. 01:06:42.870 --> 01:06:44.240 I love your legs. 01:07:03.260 --> 01:07:05.300 That's my father's throne! 01:07:05.770 --> 01:07:07.640 - Is Dad okay? - Let's see. 01:07:08.100 --> 01:07:10.060 I was a good Devil, wasn't I? 01:07:10.520 --> 01:07:12.680 You were the best Devil, sir! 01:07:13.150 --> 01:07:15.640 If we fall in there, we will die. Period. 01:07:16.110 --> 01:07:18.860 My underwear is so far up my ass I could taste it. 01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:20.150 I hear that. 01:07:20.610 --> 01:07:23.820 Welcome to the party! 01:07:26.740 --> 01:07:29.610 It's so nice to see you all here. 01:07:30.080 --> 01:07:32.320 I'm so proud of you. 01:07:32.790 --> 01:07:36.540 You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting. 01:07:39.510 --> 01:07:42.790 You're acting as if there is no Heaven or Hell. 01:07:46.810 --> 01:07:48.880 Well, I've got news for you. 01:07:52.390 --> 01:07:56.100 There is most definitely a Hell. 01:07:56.570 --> 01:07:57.350 What? 01:07:57.820 --> 01:08:00.940 And you're all going there when you die. 01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:04.650 Which is in about fifteen minutes. 01:08:05.120 --> 01:08:07.950 Holy shit, we really are going to die! 01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:16.990 I'm really burning now! 01:08:17.460 --> 01:08:19.040 What are we going to do? 01:08:19.510 --> 01:08:20.960 I got to help her. 01:08:21.420 --> 01:08:23.130 I got to help Dad. 01:08:23.590 --> 01:08:25.340 I got to help everybody. 01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:26.750 At the stroke of midnight... 01:08:27.220 --> 01:08:29.930 my father will be completely deteriorated... 01:08:30.390 --> 01:08:33.560 and all your souls will be mine. 01:08:34.020 --> 01:08:35.350 Soon you will see things... 01:08:35.810 --> 01:08:37.890 more horrible than you can even imagine. 01:08:40.860 --> 01:08:44.610 Well, maybe not that horrible, but still pretty bad. 01:08:46.030 --> 01:08:47.410 So, while we wait... 01:08:47.870 --> 01:08:49.200 for your enjoyment... 01:08:49.660 --> 01:08:51.780 I bring you a dear, sweet man-- 01:08:52.250 --> 01:08:54.780 Mr. Henry Winkler. 01:08:56.130 --> 01:08:56.910 Good evening. 01:08:57.380 --> 01:08:59.080 Covered in bees! 01:09:04.180 --> 01:09:05.550 How can I win? 01:09:06.010 --> 01:09:09.050 Adrian is stronger and smarter than me. 01:09:09.510 --> 01:09:10.260 Stronger, yes. 01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:12.350 Smarter, definitely. 01:09:12.810 --> 01:09:14.680 But you have something that he doesn't have. 01:09:15.140 --> 01:09:17.390 A speech impediment? 01:09:18.900 --> 01:09:20.270 The inner light, honey. 01:09:20.730 --> 01:09:22.110 And you can totally use it. 01:09:22.570 --> 01:09:25.140 - It's the best power of all. - I do? 01:09:25.610 --> 01:09:28.570 And God told me if you get in really bad trouble... 01:09:29.030 --> 01:09:30.410 you can use this. 01:09:30.870 --> 01:09:32.580 What is it? 01:09:33.040 --> 01:09:34.580 I'm not totally a hundred percent on that... 01:09:35.040 --> 01:09:37.710 but God said when the time came, you'd know what to do with it. 01:09:38.170 --> 01:09:39.030 God's so smart. 01:09:39.500 --> 01:09:41.130 Like "Jeopardy!" smart. 01:09:44.550 --> 01:09:45.330 My little boy. 01:09:45.800 --> 01:09:48.470 Mommy, get me to the Big Apple... 01:09:48.930 --> 01:09:52.090 because I'm going to rock that town like a hurricane. 01:09:52.560 --> 01:09:53.890 You're already there. 01:09:54.350 --> 01:09:55.350 Bye, Nicky. 01:09:55.810 --> 01:09:57.220 Bye, Mom. 01:09:57.690 --> 01:09:59.150 Bye, guys. 01:10:11.200 --> 01:10:13.360 Release the good. 01:10:22.130 --> 01:10:24.330 Yes, they're furry. 01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:26.620 Bunny, bunny, bunny! 01:10:27.090 --> 01:10:29.250 Release the awesome. 01:10:33.010 --> 01:10:35.470 What you do is put it in your mouth... 01:10:35.930 --> 01:10:40.060 and let the meat slide down your throat hole. 01:10:40.860 --> 01:10:43.480 Not you, not you! 01:10:47.570 --> 01:10:50.490 Popeye's chicken is the shizzney! 01:11:10.930 --> 01:11:13.300 You know, from this angle, you're kind of cute. 01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:14.960 You think so? 01:11:16.850 --> 01:11:17.800 Oh, my God. 01:11:18.270 --> 01:11:20.510 He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit. 01:11:20.980 --> 01:11:23.810 That turn you on there, RuPaul? 01:11:30.240 --> 01:11:32.310 Excuse me. Pardon me. 01:11:33.410 --> 01:11:35.070 Little Nicky. 01:11:37.080 --> 01:11:38.160 I knew you would make it! 01:11:38.620 --> 01:11:41.950 Adrian, I'm asking you nicely. 01:11:42.420 --> 01:11:44.710 Let my friends alone... 01:11:45.170 --> 01:11:47.160 and get in the flask. 01:11:47.630 --> 01:11:48.410 Is this a joke? 01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:50.510 No, it's the inner light... 01:11:50.970 --> 01:11:53.670 and with it, we can defeat whatever you got. 01:11:54.140 --> 01:11:55.380 It's true! 01:11:59.270 --> 01:12:00.810 It's not true! 01:12:03.020 --> 01:12:05.390 Run, traitors, run! 01:12:05.860 --> 01:12:07.190 Okay, Adrian. 01:12:07.650 --> 01:12:10.400 You've left me no choice. 01:12:23.670 --> 01:12:25.210 Leave this to me. 01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:28.370 Let's see what you've got. 01:13:14.050 --> 01:13:15.290 Enough! 01:13:18.140 --> 01:13:19.600 I'm going to kill you with my bare hands. 01:13:20.060 --> 01:13:21.340 I'm ready for you. 01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:24.340 I guess I wasn't ready. 01:13:38.160 --> 01:13:40.150 - I totally had to do that. - Hell, yeah! 01:13:40.620 --> 01:13:41.530 - Good job! - That's great! 01:13:41.990 --> 01:13:43.410 Thanks, Mom ! 01:13:50.250 --> 01:13:52.710 I'm going to ask you nicely. 01:13:53.170 --> 01:13:55.080 Get in the fla-- 01:13:55.550 --> 01:13:58.340 You want a pillow fight, do you? 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:01.290 Let's let the feathers fly. 01:14:02.850 --> 01:14:04.090 Come on, now. 01:14:07.480 --> 01:14:08.760 Come on. 01:14:11.440 --> 01:14:13.730 I'm right here. Where am I going with it, baby? 01:14:14.190 --> 01:14:15.220 Here I am. 01:14:18.910 --> 01:14:20.100 I'm sleeping. 01:14:20.570 --> 01:14:21.740 Or am I? 01:14:25.910 --> 01:14:26.740 Thanks, Mr. Winkler. 01:14:27.210 --> 01:14:29.500 I'm asking you one last time. 01:14:29.960 --> 01:14:32.000 Get in the flask. 01:14:32.460 --> 01:14:34.340 A little help here, please. 01:14:37.010 --> 01:14:37.590 Please! 01:14:38.050 --> 01:14:40.670 Don't do this! No! 01:14:46.850 --> 01:14:48.100 Good-bye, Nicky. 01:14:57.900 --> 01:14:59.180 Nice to see you, brothers. 01:14:59.660 --> 01:15:01.450 Now I'm going to bust both of your heads wide open! 01:15:08.540 --> 01:15:10.200 - Come on! - Get 'em, Nicky! 01:15:10.670 --> 01:15:11.660 Come on, Nicky! 01:15:12.130 --> 01:15:15.990 You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls! 01:15:16.460 --> 01:15:17.920 Good idea. 01:15:20.220 --> 01:15:21.330 One down, one to go, Adrian. 01:15:21.800 --> 01:15:23.710 You've asked for this. Time for the shovel! 01:15:24.180 --> 01:15:26.050 Bring it on! 01:15:26.520 --> 01:15:28.670 - Kill him, Adrian! - Shut up! 01:15:29.140 --> 01:15:31.100 - Get him, Nicky! - Let go of me! 01:16:03.050 --> 01:16:06.090 How did a nice Southern boy learn to fight like that? 01:16:06.560 --> 01:16:09.560 I guess from my father's side of the family. 01:16:25.240 --> 01:16:28.570 What? No tongue? 01:16:36.500 --> 01:16:37.780 Catch me if you can! 01:16:38.250 --> 01:16:39.420 That is wicked! 01:16:45.890 --> 01:16:47.880 Not long now! 01:16:50.980 --> 01:16:51.670 You got to fly out. 01:16:52.140 --> 01:16:53.520 Soon it will all be mine! 01:16:53.980 --> 01:16:55.850 Nicky! I know you can do it. 01:16:56.310 --> 01:16:57.310 Run, run! 01:16:57.770 --> 01:16:59.150 Do it for the butterflies. 01:16:59.610 --> 01:17:01.230 Butterflies? 01:17:06.160 --> 01:17:09.280 The power of good lets you fly out. 01:17:09.740 --> 01:17:11.200 Well, you're too late, Nicky! 01:17:13.080 --> 01:17:16.000 Behold your new Satan! 01:17:17.170 --> 01:17:19.710 What's that? What's with the ball? 01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:26.920 - Ozzy? - Holy shit. 01:17:28.300 --> 01:17:30.590 No, no, no! 01:17:31.060 --> 01:17:32.470 You can do it, Ozzy! 01:17:32.930 --> 01:17:35.060 Bite his fricking head off! 01:17:38.230 --> 01:17:39.430 Spit him in the flask! 01:17:39.900 --> 01:17:40.930 Here you go, Ozzy. 01:17:46.450 --> 01:17:48.990 - Grand Central, Nicky! - Start running. 01:17:49.450 --> 01:17:50.700 - You'll never make it. - You've got to die. 01:17:51.160 --> 01:17:52.280 I'll just go to Heaven. 01:17:52.750 --> 01:17:55.280 Not if you do something bad right before you die. 01:17:55.750 --> 01:17:56.610 You're right. 01:17:57.080 --> 01:17:58.870 Hey, Nicky! Cover Winkler in bees! 01:17:59.340 --> 01:18:00.530 You can do it! 01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:03.790 Sorry, Henry. 01:18:06.050 --> 01:18:07.630 - Do me! - With what? 01:18:08.090 --> 01:18:09.040 I don't know. 01:18:09.510 --> 01:18:11.720 Here. Kill him with this. 01:18:13.270 --> 01:18:14.760 I'll never forget you, guys. 01:18:15.230 --> 01:18:18.760 And we will never forget you, my friend. 01:18:24.990 --> 01:18:26.860 I love you. 01:18:27.320 --> 01:18:29.780 And I love you, Nicky. 01:18:38.120 --> 01:18:41.490 I got them, Dad! I did it! 01:18:44.170 --> 01:18:47.090 Unholiness, you're back! 01:18:48.300 --> 01:18:49.680 You look great! 01:18:50.140 --> 01:18:51.630 It's all in the hips 01:18:52.100 --> 01:18:54.050 It's in the hips 01:18:57.020 --> 01:18:58.220 You're all right! 01:18:58.690 --> 01:18:59.880 You came through, Nicky. 01:19:00.350 --> 01:19:01.900 I came through for you, Dad... 01:19:02.360 --> 01:19:05.860 and I came through for Mom and the butterflies. 01:19:06.320 --> 01:19:08.110 You're back in Hell now, kid. 01:19:08.570 --> 01:19:10.150 There are no butterflies here. 01:19:10.610 --> 01:19:13.190 If you want butterflies, you need to be on Earth. 01:19:13.660 --> 01:19:19.530 What about you and Grandpa and everybody in Hell? 01:19:20.000 --> 01:19:23.620 I let my butterflies die once upon a time... 01:19:24.090 --> 01:19:26.130 and it's never stopped hurting. 01:19:26.590 --> 01:19:27.670 That's right! 01:19:28.130 --> 01:19:29.460 You heard me, Holly. 01:19:29.930 --> 01:19:30.710 What? 01:19:31.180 --> 01:19:32.590 I'm still in love with you! 01:19:33.050 --> 01:19:34.710 Oh, my God, he's talking about me. 01:19:35.180 --> 01:19:38.140 And don't think I forgot about how crazy you get... 01:19:38.600 --> 01:19:40.680 after a few daiquiris. 01:19:43.360 --> 01:19:46.030 That guy is still the biggest horndog. 01:19:46.480 --> 01:19:47.760 Yeah, he is. 01:19:49.110 --> 01:19:51.190 Listen, I got down low. 01:19:51.660 --> 01:19:54.490 Your mom's got up high. 01:19:54.950 --> 01:19:56.360 You take care of the middle. 01:19:56.830 --> 01:19:58.620 Okay, Dad. 01:19:59.080 --> 01:20:03.160 But, in the words of Motley Crue... 01:20:03.630 --> 01:20:07.460 this will always be my home sweet home. 01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:09.550 Don't be afraid to show your face. 01:20:10.010 --> 01:20:12.050 You're such a handsome boy. 01:20:14.760 --> 01:20:16.470 I hate to interrupt... 01:20:16.930 --> 01:20:19.300 but it's time for Hitler's punishment. 01:20:19.770 --> 01:20:21.590 - I'll take that. - Maybe they'll let us out. 01:20:22.060 --> 01:20:22.890 Grandpa! 01:20:23.350 --> 01:20:24.550 Okay, kids. 01:20:25.020 --> 01:20:26.650 Enjoy your new home! 01:20:28.610 --> 01:20:31.310 Holy shnit! 01:20:40.330 --> 01:20:42.620 Such a little angel. 01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:45.110 Only a quarter, ma'am. 01:20:46.590 --> 01:20:48.410 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 01:20:50.260 --> 01:20:51.580 Sorry. 01:22:35.091 --> 01:23:20.091 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.