WEBVTT 00:00:03.881 --> 00:00:23.881 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:55.905 --> 00:01:00.076 America first fell in love with Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison... 00:01:00.284 --> 00:01:05.248 ...in the box-office smash Autumn with Greg and Peg. 00:01:05.456 --> 00:01:08.459 They had the most celebrated marriage in Hollywood. 00:01:10.670 --> 00:01:13.840 Who could forget how they hit one out of the park... 00:01:14.006 --> 00:01:16.217 ...in Requiem for an Outfielder? 00:01:16.384 --> 00:01:20.054 You can't die, Mike. You can't. 00:01:20.555 --> 00:01:22.557 Because I love you. 00:01:26.352 --> 00:01:29.063 Justice never tasted so sweet... 00:01:29.313 --> 00:01:31.149 ...as in The Bench. 00:01:32.525 --> 00:01:36.612 I didn't do it. I'm innocent. Why won't anyone believe me? 00:01:36.821 --> 00:01:39.365 -I object, Your Honour! -You're out of order! 00:01:39.490 --> 00:01:41.200 No, you are out of order sir! 00:01:41.284 --> 00:01:44.495 I object to the way my client has been treated. 00:01:44.954 --> 00:01:48.124 I object to the fact that I've let my professional judgment... 00:01:48.332 --> 00:01:51.043 ...become clouded by my feelings for my client. 00:01:51.294 --> 00:01:55.131 I object to the way the room seems to spin whenever she walks into it. 00:01:55.381 --> 00:01:59.135 I object, Your Honour, because I love this woman. 00:01:59.677 --> 00:02:01.888 Their love opened our eyes... 00:02:02.096 --> 00:02:04.724 ...in Sasha and the Optometrist. 00:02:04.974 --> 00:02:07.268 Read from the top line, Sasha. 00:02:10.396 --> 00:02:11.731 "l... 00:02:12.190 --> 00:02:16.694 "...L-O-V-E... 00:02:16.861 --> 00:02:19.530 "...Y-O...." 00:02:20.490 --> 00:02:21.657 Oh. 00:02:21.949 --> 00:02:23.201 You. 00:02:23.868 --> 00:02:25.453 Dr. Martin! 00:02:25.661 --> 00:02:29.248 Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison: 00:02:29.540 --> 00:02:32.543 America's Sweethearts. 00:02:38.883 --> 00:02:41.886 God, they were great. Made my job cake. 00:02:42.053 --> 00:02:46.432 I did the press for all their movies, all nine. Six did over $100 million. 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:49.143 They were on top of the world. 00:02:49.393 --> 00:02:52.230 Then she blew it by taking up with that Spaniard. 00:02:52.313 --> 00:02:55.108 -Did you cut this yourself? -No, Chad in marketing-- 00:02:55.191 --> 00:02:58.861 Always take credit. That is survival rule number one. 00:02:59.070 --> 00:03:00.780 Okay, I did it on my Mac. 00:03:00.863 --> 00:03:05.410 Rule number two: Don't take credit until someone actually says they like what you did. 00:03:06.077 --> 00:03:07.328 It's not bad. 00:03:10.289 --> 00:03:12.667 I hope this isn't too awkward for you. 00:03:12.834 --> 00:03:15.461 -I'll never be able to fill your shoes. -I know. 00:03:16.796 --> 00:03:21.551 Kingman's in the screening room and he wants you to look at something right now. 00:03:22.593 --> 00:03:26.097 Please remind Mr. Kingman that he fired me last week. 00:03:26.347 --> 00:03:29.934 Then invite him, at his earliest convenience, to kiss my undercarriage. 00:03:30.017 --> 00:03:32.103 I think you'll wanna see this Lee. 00:03:37.859 --> 00:03:40.069 -Hello, Dave. -Lee. 00:03:40.695 --> 00:03:42.822 -Thank you for coming. -Why am I here? 00:03:42.947 --> 00:03:47.160 I'm just confused. I mean, you did actually fire me last week, so why am I here? 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:49.871 I brought you to see the new Weidmann film. 00:03:49.996 --> 00:03:51.080 -Really? -Yes. 00:03:51.164 --> 00:03:53.708 Eddie and Gwen's last movie. You know their movies better than anybody 00:03:53.791 --> 00:03:56.419 Have you seen it? All of it? How is it? 00:03:56.961 --> 00:03:58.421 Could you roll that, please. 00:03:59.297 --> 00:04:03.551 I want you to be the first to see what only I have seen. As a friend. 00:04:30.369 --> 00:04:31.746 Something wrong? 00:04:32.330 --> 00:04:34.999 -Did the film break? -No. 00:04:35.333 --> 00:04:38.836 The film is fine. I think it's fine, wherever it is. 00:04:39.670 --> 00:04:43.257 I spent 86 million dollars... 00:04:43.382 --> 00:04:45.218 ...of the studio's money... 00:04:45.343 --> 00:04:46.928 ...on 20 seconds... 00:04:47.512 --> 00:04:48.763 ...of titles. 00:04:51.099 --> 00:04:53.184 That's all he sent me. The titles! 00:04:54.310 --> 00:04:55.478 And a note. 00:04:57.772 --> 00:05:00.691 "Dave, we could also do these in blue." 00:05:03.194 --> 00:05:07.782 -We had to make a Hal Weidmann picture! -He's won three Oscars. He's a genius. 00:05:07.907 --> 00:05:11.411 There's only been one genius in this business: Señor Wences! 00:05:11.577 --> 00:05:15.415 A little lipstick, some hair and his hand! He had an career for 85 years! 00:05:15.706 --> 00:05:17.333 Do you remember? 00:05:17.708 --> 00:05:21.045 "S'all right! S'all right!" Don't talk to me about genius. 00:05:21.379 --> 00:05:24.257 -Remember the crazy guy in the woods? -Ted Kaczynski. 00:05:24.340 --> 00:05:26.217 -Who? The guy at Fox? -The Unabomber. 00:05:26.300 --> 00:05:29.011 The Unabomber. Remember he lived in that little cabin? 00:05:29.095 --> 00:05:30.179 So? 00:05:30.263 --> 00:05:34.016 Hal Weidmann bought that cabin from the government... 00:05:34.267 --> 00:05:36.644 ...and had it moved onto his property. 00:05:37.103 --> 00:05:39.564 That is where he edits his movies. 00:05:39.730 --> 00:05:42.984 That is his little, twisted... 00:05:43.234 --> 00:05:45.445 ...sicko office. 00:05:45.737 --> 00:05:47.447 It's him. On the phone. 00:05:48.614 --> 00:05:50.241 -Who? -Hal. 00:05:50.575 --> 00:05:54.078 I'm going to kill him! That sick, son-of-a-bitch bastard. 00:05:54.746 --> 00:05:56.330 Put him on the speaker. 00:05:56.414 --> 00:05:57.415 Hi, Hal. 00:05:59.917 --> 00:06:01.169 How are you, darling? 00:06:01.252 --> 00:06:05.089 I've been thinking about you. I wanted to send you a basket or something. 00:06:05.256 --> 00:06:06.507 How's the movie? 00:06:06.591 --> 00:06:09.385 -It's finding its way. -Could it find its way to the studio? 00:06:09.552 --> 00:06:12.555 We have a few little things to do with it, like finish it. 00:06:13.139 --> 00:06:14.682 It's finished, Dave. 00:06:16.768 --> 00:06:18.603 Great. How is it? 00:06:18.686 --> 00:06:21.439 My mother thinks it's the best thing I've ever done. 00:06:21.773 --> 00:06:24.150 -Can I speak with her, Hal? -No, Dave. 00:06:24.442 --> 00:06:27.153 -Can we send someone to pick it up? -No, Dave. 00:06:27.236 --> 00:06:29.447 You haven't said anything about the titles. 00:06:29.781 --> 00:06:31.991 I love them. I have no notes. 00:06:32.283 --> 00:06:33.659 When's the press junket? 00:06:34.911 --> 00:06:36.454 Weekend of the 21st. Why? 00:06:36.954 --> 00:06:38.956 'cos I want the press to be first to see it. 00:06:39.624 --> 00:06:42.752 I'll bring it to the junket. We'll all experience it together. 00:06:42.835 --> 00:06:47.632 Hal, no. I'm the head of the studio. I don't experience things with the press. 00:06:47.965 --> 00:06:49.133 I'm hanging up now. 00:06:49.467 --> 00:06:51.677 Wait! Give me that. Hello? 00:06:52.136 --> 00:06:53.137 No, no. 00:06:53.971 --> 00:06:55.139 God... 00:06:55.473 --> 00:06:56.641 ...damn it! 00:07:04.649 --> 00:07:06.776 He won't let us see it before the press! 00:07:06.859 --> 00:07:09.320 -At the junket? -Yes, at the junket! 00:07:12.824 --> 00:07:14.492 -No, no. -Lee. 00:07:15.284 --> 00:07:17.036 You've got to do this junket. 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:20.706 You want me to set up a junket in 2 weeks, and you're not sure if you have the film. 00:07:20.832 --> 00:07:21.833 -Yes. -No! 00:07:25.962 --> 00:07:27.130 Lee! 00:07:30.508 --> 00:07:32.176 Don't make me beg. 00:07:32.635 --> 00:07:34.679 -You already are. -Lee, please. 00:07:34.887 --> 00:07:37.014 Please, come on. Lee? 00:07:38.599 --> 00:07:40.726 -Danny can handle it. -No, Lee. 00:07:40.893 --> 00:07:44.397 Danny cannot handle it. It's his first junket. 00:07:44.564 --> 00:07:48.401 I need the master. When working with the press, you're a legend. 00:07:48.693 --> 00:07:50.695 I prefer to remain a living legend. 00:07:50.778 --> 00:07:53.406 If you won't do it for me, do it for my father. 00:07:53.489 --> 00:07:56.576 You worked together a long time. You had a real bond. 00:07:56.784 --> 00:07:58.494 Your father was a psychotic. 00:07:58.578 --> 00:08:01.873 -You spoke at his funeral. -I loved him. You, I can't stand. 00:08:01.956 --> 00:08:04.250 Do this for me. Please. 00:08:04.500 --> 00:08:07.879 The studio will go under. I haven't had a hit in almost two years! 00:08:07.962 --> 00:08:12.341 I have the last Eddie and Gwen movie ever made and I can't get my hands on it! 00:08:19.682 --> 00:08:22.560 Tell me what you want. I'll tell you what I want. 00:08:22.643 --> 00:08:24.145 I want only one thing. 00:08:24.228 --> 00:08:27.732 If people think Eddie and Gwen are back together, they'll see the movie. 00:08:27.857 --> 00:08:30.067 -Make that happen. -That'll be easy. 00:08:30.193 --> 00:08:32.570 Just make it look like it could happen. 00:08:32.779 --> 00:08:36.032 She has a restraining order against him, and he flipped out. 00:08:36.115 --> 00:08:38.242 He's living in some nut hut in the mountains. 00:08:38.326 --> 00:08:43.122 I don't care! I need Eddie and Gwen back together again, smiling and happy! 00:08:44.499 --> 00:08:46.876 -We can sell the shit out of it. -And the Spaniard? 00:08:47.001 --> 00:08:50.505 Unless I get a script called I Schtupped Castro, I don't know. 00:08:52.048 --> 00:08:53.633 So, what do you want? 00:08:53.800 --> 00:08:55.384 I want the golf cart. 00:08:55.468 --> 00:08:58.137 -No, it was a gift from Arnold. -I'm kidding. 00:08:59.639 --> 00:09:02.642 -I can have anything? -Yeah. Within reason. 00:09:04.310 --> 00:09:05.770 I want my job back. 00:09:05.853 --> 00:09:09.524 -Don't do this to me-- -Have a great junket. Tell me how it went. 00:09:10.817 --> 00:09:12.193 All right. Yes. 00:09:13.986 --> 00:09:17.824 If you get Eddie and Gwen back together, you can have your job back. 00:09:18.783 --> 00:09:21.160 -Where are we booked? -Four Seasons, Beverly Hills. 00:09:21.244 --> 00:09:24.288 Cancel. We need to get these people in the middle of nowhere. 00:09:24.372 --> 00:09:26.749 Once they know there's no movie, they can't escape. 00:09:26.874 --> 00:09:29.585 We need a hotel like the one in The Shining. Isolated. 00:09:29.669 --> 00:09:33.256 The new Hyatt in Nevada? It's in the desert, and it's just opening. 00:09:33.339 --> 00:09:36.759 Book it. We have to keep the press entertained and on the go. 00:09:36.884 --> 00:09:40.721 The best junkets are when the press thinks it's not about the movie, but them. 00:09:40.847 --> 00:09:44.767 Program the shit out of them: Cocktail parties, hayrides, circle jerks. 00:09:44.892 --> 00:09:48.729 Keep them from remembering they haven't seen the movie they're to review. 00:09:48.813 --> 00:09:49.897 What about gifts? 00:09:50.022 --> 00:09:53.693 The movie's about a cop who travels through time, so I did a gun. 00:09:54.235 --> 00:09:57.238 -You're giving press members a gun? -It's not real. 00:09:57.363 --> 00:09:59.741 We'll do a really nice bag. Call the bag man. 00:09:59.824 --> 00:10:02.660 Diamond earrings for the ladies, money clips for the men. 00:10:02.744 --> 00:10:04.829 Chocolate truffles, the best perfume. 00:10:04.912 --> 00:10:07.665 I don't want this to be awkward for you... 00:10:07.749 --> 00:10:09.667 ...but I've got some work to do. 00:10:10.084 --> 00:10:14.088 -How will you get Eddie and Gwen there? -Don't worry. I know somebody. 00:10:14.380 --> 00:10:18.634 I love you. I'd do anything for you. You're just asking an awful lot. 00:10:18.843 --> 00:10:21.763 A junket with Eddie isn't high on Gwen's list of priorities. 00:10:21.846 --> 00:10:23.598 No lilies. Take them out. 00:10:23.765 --> 00:10:25.892 Yes. I understand. 00:10:26.100 --> 00:10:29.187 Yes. Excuse me, hold on. Could you please put that out? 00:10:29.270 --> 00:10:32.940 -This is perfect for Gwen. -I can't accept unsolicited material. 00:10:33.232 --> 00:10:37.612 Just warning you it'll be a bit of a fight. I'll do what I can. 00:10:37.779 --> 00:10:39.155 God help us. 00:10:40.239 --> 00:10:43.284 Commercial break. When we come back, you know the scenario. 00:10:43.367 --> 00:10:44.744 I've been here before Larry. 00:10:44.827 --> 00:10:47.580 When the tape rolls, look right at that camera. 00:10:47.663 --> 00:10:49.415 Talk right to the caller. 00:10:49.499 --> 00:10:52.043 -Right down the tube. -Okay, five seconds. 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:57.090 Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live. 00:10:57.215 --> 00:10:59.967 White Plains, you're on the air with Gwen Harrison. 00:11:00.051 --> 00:11:01.052 Hi, Larry. 00:11:01.135 --> 00:11:05.139 Gwen, hi. I used to be a big fan... 00:11:05.431 --> 00:11:09.811 ...but I'm sorry, I can't get over what happened with you and Eddie. I'm so sick. 00:11:09.894 --> 00:11:12.271 I can't sleep at night. How can you? 00:11:12.355 --> 00:11:13.731 Well.... 00:11:13.981 --> 00:11:17.902 You sleep next to a very handsome young Spanish gentleman, don't you? 00:11:19.904 --> 00:11:23.574 Let's go to our next call. Rock lsland, Illinois. Hello. 00:11:24.075 --> 00:11:26.285 Hi Larry. Gwen, I saw your latest movie. 00:11:26.828 --> 00:11:27.912 Thank you. 00:11:27.995 --> 00:11:32.208 I couldn't sit through it. I can't watch you without Eddie, it's not the same. 00:11:32.291 --> 00:11:36.212 This has to be hard to hear. Your last two movies, ones without Eddie... 00:11:36.337 --> 00:11:38.798 ...crashed and burned at the box office. 00:11:39.257 --> 00:11:43.302 They were very big in Europe and huge in Japan, actually. 00:11:43.386 --> 00:11:46.514 It's got to be tough. Two unsuccessful movies in a row. 00:11:46.597 --> 00:11:49.350 Lots of intrigue, lots of whispers, lots of talk. 00:11:49.434 --> 00:11:51.978 What happens if this one tanks? 00:11:53.271 --> 00:11:57.191 I hate Larry King. Why did I do his stupid show? 00:11:57.275 --> 00:11:59.485 -Just breathe. -I don't want to breathe. 00:11:59.610 --> 00:12:02.071 "Your last two movies crashed and burned." 00:12:02.155 --> 00:12:06.367 I wanted to choke him to death with those stupid suspenders. 00:12:07.034 --> 00:12:09.120 -Everyone hates me. -No one hates you. 00:12:09.203 --> 00:12:13.207 The lighting was great. You looked great. Everybody said so. 00:12:13.458 --> 00:12:15.752 -Who? -You looked great. 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:18.504 Thanks. As if she really knows. 00:12:18.713 --> 00:12:21.549 Have a sip of water. It'll make you feel better. 00:12:21.716 --> 00:12:25.219 Is this the one with the electrolytes? I only like that water. 00:12:27.138 --> 00:12:30.099 -Larry said you were amazing. -Thank you. 00:12:30.308 --> 00:12:32.059 I love Larry. 00:12:32.226 --> 00:12:34.687 Let's love him down to the dressing room. 00:12:41.235 --> 00:12:42.945 -Black or white? -White. 00:12:43.654 --> 00:12:47.241 And those glasses. Who wears frames that big anymore? 00:12:47.492 --> 00:12:49.368 He looks like a bug. 00:12:50.870 --> 00:12:52.997 I just want this week to be over. 00:12:53.498 --> 00:12:57.668 Why can't the world accept the fact I don't want to be with Eddie anymore? 00:12:57.752 --> 00:13:00.630 I just want to scream at people, "Get a life!" 00:13:02.090 --> 00:13:05.301 -I want this week to be over. Is it? -Almost. Push. 00:13:08.596 --> 00:13:09.764 I'm sorry. 00:13:12.016 --> 00:13:14.769 I smell smoke. Is somebody smoking? 00:13:16.187 --> 00:13:18.564 -I don't know. -It's probably Larry. 00:13:18.856 --> 00:13:22.777 -How many heart attacks has he had? -Six? Maybe seven? 00:13:22.944 --> 00:13:26.197 Can we just go? I don't want to be here anymore. 00:13:27.365 --> 00:13:29.450 -Those are beautiful. -Okay. 00:13:29.700 --> 00:13:31.828 I got a call from Lee today. 00:13:32.078 --> 00:13:34.872 -Who's Lee? -The studio's publicist. You remember. 00:13:34.956 --> 00:13:36.749 -I do? -Remember were you were doing Letterman? 00:13:36.874 --> 00:13:40.461 You got upset when they bumped your show off the air due to the Gulf War. 00:13:40.586 --> 00:13:43.047 He was there. He got you that English toffee. 00:13:43.131 --> 00:13:45.425 I remember the English toffee. Great toffee. 00:13:45.633 --> 00:13:50.596 We'll get you some when you meet with him to talk about the junket. 00:13:50.888 --> 00:13:55.309 -Oh, God. Do I have to? -Meet with him? Yes, you have to. 00:13:55.476 --> 00:13:59.564 It's not fair. All this pressure on me and none whatsoever on Eddie. 00:13:59.772 --> 00:14:01.441 He's probably having the time of his life. 00:14:02.525 --> 00:14:05.653 This letter is a very important part of the healing process. 00:14:05.737 --> 00:14:09.157 Writing to your mother, you have the opportunity to thank her... 00:14:09.282 --> 00:14:13.286 ...or forgive her or ask her why she did the things she did. 00:14:13.745 --> 00:14:15.163 Don't mail the letter. 00:14:15.246 --> 00:14:18.166 The simple act of putting it on paper frees you... 00:14:18.416 --> 00:14:20.209 ...allows you to let go. 00:14:20.418 --> 00:14:23.337 Now, what did you say to your mother? 00:14:26.090 --> 00:14:27.633 "Dear Mom: 00:14:27.842 --> 00:14:29.093 "Fuck you." 00:14:29.302 --> 00:14:32.805 Okay. We'll try the letter some other time. 00:14:34.140 --> 00:14:36.517 Are you comfortable speaking about Gwen? 00:14:37.393 --> 00:14:39.687 -Do you think I should? -There is no "should." 00:14:39.771 --> 00:14:42.231 -Do you think I can? -What is "can"? 00:14:44.108 --> 00:14:45.276 All right. 00:14:49.447 --> 00:14:50.990 There was this place in Chinatown. 00:14:52.992 --> 00:14:54.535 Tiny little place. 00:14:55.787 --> 00:14:57.997 We'd go there and they wouldn't bother us. 00:14:58.206 --> 00:15:02.543 We'd order wonton soup and crumpled duck and sit there for hours, talking. 00:15:03.586 --> 00:15:05.088 She took him there. 00:15:07.423 --> 00:15:09.550 She took him to our crumpled duck. 00:15:15.098 --> 00:15:19.393 I followed them and I saw him pouring the soup and smiling.... 00:15:35.034 --> 00:15:37.078 It was a total accident. 00:15:37.245 --> 00:15:42.625 Next thing, she told the press I tried to kill her. That's crazy. She loves to overreact. 00:15:47.380 --> 00:15:49.132 We have a saying, Edward. 00:15:49.382 --> 00:15:52.510 "Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem." 00:15:52.718 --> 00:15:54.595 What is that? Bean salad? 00:15:57.140 --> 00:15:58.683 What does that mean? 00:15:59.434 --> 00:16:02.061 I don't know what it means. It's very old. 00:16:07.775 --> 00:16:10.528 I feel like I'm making progress. I feel more secure. 00:16:10.611 --> 00:16:12.822 A lot more secure. Do I seem more secure? 00:16:13.906 --> 00:16:17.577 You look great. Whatever the doctors are doing, it's working. 00:16:17.785 --> 00:16:20.329 You got colour in your face. I'm in love. 00:16:20.538 --> 00:16:23.291 They say two weeks here changes your entire life. 00:16:23.374 --> 00:16:25.918 -When are two weeks up? -Six and a half months ago. 00:16:26.043 --> 00:16:28.171 I feel I'm getting close to something. 00:16:28.296 --> 00:16:30.590 I can see that. 00:16:31.758 --> 00:16:33.718 Did you watch Larry King last night? 00:16:33.801 --> 00:16:36.471 I was in the isolation tank. No TV in there. 00:16:36.637 --> 00:16:39.932 The reason I bring it up is Gwen was on. 00:16:42.351 --> 00:16:43.936 She took kind of a beating. 00:16:44.020 --> 00:16:45.688 She did, did she? 00:16:46.481 --> 00:16:49.317 You, young lady, are nobody without Eddie! 00:16:49.525 --> 00:16:51.319 Nobody likes you! 00:16:51.527 --> 00:16:54.947 Never, never go anywhere without Eddie. You're nothing. 00:16:55.198 --> 00:16:56.657 You're nothing! 00:16:56.824 --> 00:16:59.118 Get her out of here. Now! Nothing! 00:16:59.452 --> 00:17:00.787 I'm so sorry, Larry. 00:17:02.413 --> 00:17:04.540 I guess she got what she deserved. 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:08.127 Why are you doing here? This isn't you. 00:17:08.336 --> 00:17:11.089 Kiss Gandhi goodbye and get ready for the junket. 00:17:11.172 --> 00:17:13.549 I won't go! I'm not ready. 00:17:13.800 --> 00:17:15.927 The studio and the movie need you. 00:17:16.010 --> 00:17:19.347 I don't care about the studio or the movie. How is it? ls it good? 00:17:19.597 --> 00:17:23.101 I've only seen a bit in the beginning. It's fantastic. 00:17:23.309 --> 00:17:25.770 Hold it up to your ear, you'll scream "Oscar." 00:17:25.895 --> 00:17:27.772 -I'm telling you. -No, I'm not going. 00:17:27.855 --> 00:17:29.273 Gwen will be there. 00:17:30.066 --> 00:17:31.609 You want to see her? 00:17:31.692 --> 00:17:34.695 -No. It's too soon. -It's a year and a half. 00:17:34.904 --> 00:17:38.825 Confront her. Get it over with. She fell in love with another guy. 00:17:39.575 --> 00:17:40.743 It happens. 00:17:40.827 --> 00:17:45.039 Never to me, but if it did, I wouldn't spend my life hiding like some pussy! 00:17:45.248 --> 00:17:48.251 I'm not a pussy. I'm in the middle of my treatment. 00:17:48.501 --> 00:17:52.171 This is serious stuff. My wellness guide won't let me just go. 00:17:53.714 --> 00:17:55.133 -You can go. -Are you sure? 00:17:55.216 --> 00:17:59.470 Two nights ago you said I was the flower that fell into the stream, but a branch is blocking my way. 00:17:59.554 --> 00:18:00.471 Do you take that back? 00:18:00.555 --> 00:18:04.058 You read too much into what I say. Don't listen to my words, listen to your own heart. 00:18:04.350 --> 00:18:08.479 -I'm the flower. I don't want to go. -You're a funny man. We'll miss you here. 00:18:08.688 --> 00:18:11.733 -Don't forget to be grateful. -I'm grateful. 00:18:11.941 --> 00:18:15.528 I'm grateful for the sun, for the stars in the sky. 00:18:15.778 --> 00:18:18.239 I'd be grateful if we could get going. 00:18:20.283 --> 00:18:23.035 -Why don't you wait in the car? -Okay. 00:18:25.872 --> 00:18:27.248 I am the flower. 00:18:29.459 --> 00:18:31.085 I'm the flower. 00:18:31.294 --> 00:18:34.046 -He kills me with his humour. -Does he? 00:18:35.423 --> 00:18:38.509 Listen, chief, I want to thank you for all your help. 00:18:38.593 --> 00:18:41.053 -You'll get the car within 10 days. -Convertible. 00:18:41.137 --> 00:18:44.724 Convertible, leather interior, fully loaded. You'll enjoy it. 00:18:45.558 --> 00:18:47.685 He'll get through this okay, right? 00:18:50.605 --> 00:18:52.106 Life is a cookie. 00:18:54.817 --> 00:18:56.611 I'll take that as a "yes." 00:18:57.028 --> 00:18:58.988 Okay. All right. 00:18:59.238 --> 00:19:00.490 Come on, Eddie! 00:19:02.283 --> 00:19:03.659 All right, buddy. 00:19:04.077 --> 00:19:06.370 Ready to go? Here we go. 00:19:09.832 --> 00:19:12.960 -Does Gwen know I'm going to the junket? -It was her idea. 00:19:13.169 --> 00:19:15.254 Absolutely. She's really excited. 00:19:16.380 --> 00:19:20.051 Not in a million years. If that demented pig is there, no way. 00:19:20.468 --> 00:19:24.138 -Eddie was just temporarily insane. -Don't stick up for him. 00:19:24.514 --> 00:19:26.432 -Kiki, look at you. -Hi, Lee. 00:19:27.225 --> 00:19:29.018 -How are you? -Good. 00:19:29.102 --> 00:19:30.895 -You look fabulous. -Thank you. 00:19:30.978 --> 00:19:33.106 What did you do? ls it your hair? 00:19:33.314 --> 00:19:35.358 It's my hair, and a little sun. 00:19:35.858 --> 00:19:37.485 She lost 60 pounds. 00:19:39.737 --> 00:19:41.823 And I lost a little weight. 00:19:42.031 --> 00:19:45.034 I see that. You look terrific. 00:19:45.201 --> 00:19:46.619 Sixty pounds. 00:19:47.286 --> 00:19:49.747 -That's a Backstreet Boy. -Right. 00:19:49.872 --> 00:19:51.749 Are you here to talk to me? 00:19:52.041 --> 00:19:55.253 Of course. I'm sorry. Eddie is not demented. 00:19:55.461 --> 00:19:58.506 It was a one-time incident, a forgive-and-forget thing. 00:19:58.631 --> 00:20:02.760 He tried to kill me Lee. Am I the only person who remembers that? 00:20:02.969 --> 00:20:06.180 Attempted murder doesn't get people's attention anymore? 00:20:08.850 --> 00:20:12.437 He was just so in love with you that he flipped out. 00:20:12.728 --> 00:20:15.565 You know you have this powerful effect on people. 00:20:15.648 --> 00:20:18.443 That's true. Are you sticking up for him again? 00:20:19.902 --> 00:20:21.738 -Whose side am I on? -Mine. 00:20:23.823 --> 00:20:26.492 Your dog just swallowed your window washer. 00:20:26.701 --> 00:20:27.702 Puppy. 00:20:28.244 --> 00:20:31.122 Your puppy, it's a raptor. 00:20:31.539 --> 00:20:33.458 Time for Prozac. Excuse me. 00:20:33.583 --> 00:20:35.793 -She's on Prozac? -If only. The dog. 00:20:35.877 --> 00:20:38.880 Oh, the dog. That's not a bad thing. 00:20:38.963 --> 00:20:39.714 -Hey, baby. -Hi, honey. 00:20:41.007 --> 00:20:43.134 Here comes your sweaty big man. 00:20:43.593 --> 00:20:45.720 -You're sweaty. -Who is this? 00:20:45.928 --> 00:20:49.098 Hi, I'm Lee Phillips, press agent for Time Over Time. 00:20:49.265 --> 00:20:53.352 -I'm not here to sweep her off her feet. -No, no. You're too old. 00:20:54.729 --> 00:20:56.439 Hector, honey. 00:20:56.856 --> 00:20:58.357 Be good. 00:20:58.566 --> 00:21:00.276 I'm sorry. He's Spanish. 00:21:00.651 --> 00:21:03.029 No problem. I was Spanish once myself. 00:21:03.112 --> 00:21:04.906 Oh, I need kisses. 00:21:08.701 --> 00:21:11.245 Oh, honey. 00:21:12.288 --> 00:21:13.998 Oh, there you go. 00:21:14.290 --> 00:21:15.750 Oh, yes. 00:21:18.461 --> 00:21:20.588 For why is he here now? 00:21:20.838 --> 00:21:23.549 He wants me to go to the junket for the movie. 00:21:24.509 --> 00:21:26.469 We could do that. When is it? 00:21:26.552 --> 00:21:29.806 Actually, we won't take up any of your valuable time. 00:21:30.014 --> 00:21:33.351 -I'm not invited to the junket? -I'm sorry, it's the studio's decision. 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:36.979 What do I care what the studio thinks? I don't give a shit. 00:21:37.563 --> 00:21:40.733 I go where Gwen goes. I'm with Gwen now. We're a couple. 00:21:40.817 --> 00:21:43.194 We'll go to the junket together. Okay? 00:21:44.404 --> 00:21:45.947 Studio. 00:21:46.906 --> 00:21:48.825 You're so beautiful. 00:21:49.242 --> 00:21:50.701 I love you so much. 00:21:50.910 --> 00:21:54.414 I want to marry you and make something with both of our skins. 00:21:54.580 --> 00:21:57.250 We're not going Hector. Eddie will be there. 00:21:57.458 --> 00:21:59.252 We won't go to the junket because of him? 00:21:59.752 --> 00:22:01.796 Listen to me. We're going to go... 00:22:01.879 --> 00:22:03.798 ...and I'll personally protect you... 00:22:03.881 --> 00:22:08.344 ...in case that psychotic asshole bastard tries to kill you again. 00:22:08.511 --> 00:22:12.432 -We're not going. -Don't argue with me. We're gonna go. 00:22:12.640 --> 00:22:16.769 Everybody wants me to go to this stupid junket, but nobody cares what I want! 00:22:16.853 --> 00:22:18.980 -That's not true. -Nobody cares! 00:22:19.272 --> 00:22:22.692 Don't you know the stress I'm under? Everybody hates me. 00:22:22.859 --> 00:22:26.279 Everyone wants a piece of me. My therapist's out of the country. 00:22:26.362 --> 00:22:29.198 I wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe this year! 00:22:29.449 --> 00:22:31.534 Leave me alone. 00:22:33.286 --> 00:22:34.370 Bastards. 00:22:35.830 --> 00:22:37.832 Are you pleased with yourself? 00:22:38.332 --> 00:22:42.712 I can't even enjoy my shower now, Mr. Publicist piece of shit. 00:22:43.463 --> 00:22:45.590 Gwen is totally nuts. 00:22:48.009 --> 00:22:49.635 Cleared the room. Well done. 00:22:49.719 --> 00:22:53.639 Talk to your sister. You're the only one she'll pretend to listen to. 00:22:55.224 --> 00:22:56.476 Where is she? 00:22:56.559 --> 00:22:57.810 Grazing. 00:23:14.702 --> 00:23:15.536 Hi. 00:23:18.915 --> 00:23:20.625 Nazi bastard. 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:22.001 I was just kidding. 00:23:31.886 --> 00:23:33.888 You need to go to this junket. 00:23:35.264 --> 00:23:36.891 -Why not? -I'm afraid. 00:23:36.974 --> 00:23:38.059 Of? 00:23:38.142 --> 00:23:41.562 That I'll see Eddie and he'll be this pathetic mess. 00:23:42.063 --> 00:23:45.983 I'll feel guilty. I'm tired of feeling guilty, I really am. 00:23:46.442 --> 00:23:47.443 I know. 00:23:48.736 --> 00:23:51.948 I'm always thinking about other people. 00:23:52.281 --> 00:23:53.533 I know you are. 00:23:53.699 --> 00:23:57.537 It's awful being the person who cares about other people's feelings. 00:23:57.745 --> 00:24:02.083 If they see Eddie down and depressed, they'll pity him and blame me. 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:05.211 What you're really worried about is you. 00:24:05.294 --> 00:24:08.589 Of course. Does everyone hate me, Kiki? 00:24:11.342 --> 00:24:13.052 No one hates you. 00:24:13.261 --> 00:24:14.429 Yes, they do. 00:24:14.554 --> 00:24:18.057 I was in a store the other day. You know that great store on Melrose? 00:24:18.141 --> 00:24:22.603 There was a baby in a stroller looking up at me and he was judging me. 00:24:23.020 --> 00:24:26.315 The whole world is judging me for what I did to Eddie. 00:24:28.693 --> 00:24:31.904 Look, I'll admit... 00:24:32.113 --> 00:24:35.867 ...the Miss Adorable image has been called into question recently. 00:24:36.075 --> 00:24:38.453 That's one more reason to go to the junket. 00:24:38.578 --> 00:24:42.582 Smile nice with Eddie for the weekend, win back some audience goodwill. 00:24:43.166 --> 00:24:45.168 -You think it would help? -Yes I do. 00:24:46.127 --> 00:24:49.255 I could give Eddie the divorce papers. That's a plus. 00:24:50.423 --> 00:24:52.133 Sure you're ready to do that? 00:24:52.216 --> 00:24:55.970 I'm sure. Why are you still questioning me about this? 00:24:56.220 --> 00:24:57.680 Because it's Eddie. 00:24:57.764 --> 00:25:02.560 He'd sing Yellow Submarine at the top of his lungs just to make you laugh. 00:25:02.769 --> 00:25:05.980 Eddie, who'd save the mango in his fruit salad for you. 00:25:06.189 --> 00:25:09.400 Exactly. Eddie. You're just a romantic, Kiki. 00:25:09.609 --> 00:25:11.819 You know nothing about married life. 00:25:13.905 --> 00:25:15.573 You got me there. 00:25:22.163 --> 00:25:24.373 I won't be able to get through this on my own. 00:25:25.750 --> 00:25:26.834 Can you help me? 00:25:26.959 --> 00:25:28.586 I'll help you. 00:25:36.177 --> 00:25:37.720 These are new pants. 00:25:39.055 --> 00:25:40.890 Good dog. Get the paper. 00:25:41.099 --> 00:25:42.183 Come on. 00:25:42.975 --> 00:25:44.393 Come on. Please. 00:25:44.727 --> 00:25:45.728 Come on. 00:25:47.730 --> 00:25:49.941 -Help. -Don't let me interrupt. 00:25:50.191 --> 00:25:51.567 What happened? 00:25:51.818 --> 00:25:55.738 I'm going to go pack her things because we're going to a junket. 00:25:55.988 --> 00:25:59.325 Really? Great! You're a great sister. 00:25:59.534 --> 00:26:01.160 I'm a great assistant. 00:26:02.829 --> 00:26:04.247 To the left. 00:27:06.225 --> 00:27:08.186 These are herbal medications. 00:27:08.686 --> 00:27:12.440 You probably read in People, I was on Zoloft, but this is holistic. 00:27:12.565 --> 00:27:15.568 -Sure got a lot of them. -Just watch the road, please. 00:27:15.651 --> 00:27:19.072 Bobby? He wants you to pull over. 00:27:19.447 --> 00:27:21.157 This is Kishtonga root. 00:27:22.158 --> 00:27:24.911 -Why are we stopping? -I'm doing what I'm told. 00:27:27.997 --> 00:27:29.248 So, how you doing? 00:27:29.332 --> 00:27:32.126 -Fine. What have you heard? -I got to hand it to you. 00:27:32.210 --> 00:27:35.963 If my lady left me for another guy, I'd have a gun down my throat. 00:27:36.172 --> 00:27:37.632 I'd get drunk off my ass. 00:27:37.715 --> 00:27:40.968 I'd lay on the tracks and wait for a train to finish me off. 00:27:41.052 --> 00:27:43.262 Could we please not talk about that? 00:27:44.889 --> 00:27:46.390 You know something? 00:27:46.849 --> 00:27:48.684 People say I look like you. 00:27:49.227 --> 00:27:52.480 It's not that I look like you. But it's like I project you. 00:27:52.563 --> 00:27:55.858 Like I project the essence of you, like a you-ness. 00:27:56.067 --> 00:27:58.986 -Can you put that partition up? -Yes, sir, Mr. Thomas. 00:28:03.991 --> 00:28:05.868 How you doing, pal? How's it going? 00:28:06.035 --> 00:28:09.455 Great. I was just getting a little pep talk from my driver. 00:28:09.539 --> 00:28:14.293 I'm orchestrating the hotel arrival. Should you pull up first, or Gwen first? 00:28:14.502 --> 00:28:19.549 -Where did you come from, man? -Here. I'm riding with Gwen. 00:28:20.675 --> 00:28:22.260 Gwen's back there? 00:28:22.552 --> 00:28:25.388 Yes. So do you want to arrive first or second? 00:28:26.931 --> 00:28:29.308 -Second. -Be right back. 00:28:37.024 --> 00:28:38.276 He wants to go second. 00:28:38.401 --> 00:28:40.695 -Let him go second. -He can go second. 00:28:40.945 --> 00:28:41.863 Great. 00:28:41.988 --> 00:28:43.948 -Wait a minute. He should go first. -Why? 00:28:44.031 --> 00:28:48.161 I don't want to look like his opening act. I want to go second. 00:28:48.536 --> 00:28:49.996 She wants to go second. 00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:51.456 Second it is. 00:28:56.711 --> 00:29:00.465 -She wants to go second. -Fine. Let her go second. I don't care. 00:29:00.965 --> 00:29:04.469 Let her come behind me. She'll see the knife she stuck in my back. 00:29:04.594 --> 00:29:05.762 Thank you. 00:29:08.556 --> 00:29:10.099 Second? We're all set. 00:29:10.183 --> 00:29:11.809 -Great. -Who cares? 00:29:12.018 --> 00:29:15.772 -She doesn't care. -Yes, I do. I'm going first. 00:29:23.613 --> 00:29:26.074 I don't care! Why is this an issue? 00:29:26.324 --> 00:29:29.452 -I'm just trying-- -I don't care! Let's just go to the hotel! 00:29:29.535 --> 00:29:31.162 -You're second. -I don't care! 00:29:31.245 --> 00:29:33.623 -I don't care! -All right. 00:29:33.706 --> 00:29:35.833 -I don't care! -You're going second. 00:29:37.376 --> 00:29:39.170 You're going second. 00:29:39.504 --> 00:29:41.631 -I don't care. -Okay, thank you. 00:29:46.302 --> 00:29:47.470 That was easy. 00:29:49.013 --> 00:29:52.433 -I don't know why we have to go second. -Just drive the car! 00:30:02.402 --> 00:30:06.155 I'm grateful for the sun. I'm grateful for the moon. 00:30:06.406 --> 00:30:08.533 I'm grateful for the cool... 00:30:09.325 --> 00:30:10.952 ...cool night breeze. 00:30:21.796 --> 00:30:24.715 This is certainly a happy night for Eddie and Gwen fans. 00:30:24.924 --> 00:30:28.678 A year ago, America's Sweethearts went bust in dramatic fashion. 00:30:29.846 --> 00:30:34.016 Here they come now. Hi, Gwen. You look wonderful tonight. 00:30:34.183 --> 00:30:35.601 Can I get a shot? 00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:37.687 That's it. 00:30:51.909 --> 00:30:53.494 Who's a better lover? 00:30:55.371 --> 00:30:57.039 Okay, right this way. 00:31:00.418 --> 00:31:02.128 Okay, Eddie, here we go. 00:31:02.295 --> 00:31:04.046 -Eddie, you look great. -Thank you. 00:31:04.130 --> 00:31:06.132 What's it like working with Gwen? 00:31:06.215 --> 00:31:07.633 I can't remember. 00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:27.403 Eddie that was so good. That had to feel good. 00:31:27.570 --> 00:31:31.741 It was good we went second. Everybody loved you. Didn't that feel good? 00:31:31.991 --> 00:31:35.578 -What is all this stuff? -Serenity tea from the Wellness Centre. 00:31:36.162 --> 00:31:40.249 I don't know what's in it, but it gets me really calm, really focused. 00:31:44.212 --> 00:31:46.339 I can't do this. 00:31:47.757 --> 00:31:49.425 I told you this was a mistake. 00:31:49.509 --> 00:31:53.262 She's very close, isn't she? She's in the next room. I can feel her. 00:31:53.429 --> 00:31:56.265 No, she's in a cottage on the back of the property. 00:31:56.349 --> 00:31:58.267 I sensed that. She's real close. 00:31:58.351 --> 00:32:01.270 She's not. The cottages are way back on the property. 00:32:01.354 --> 00:32:04.273 It's just so shocking. You're with somebody and... 00:32:04.357 --> 00:32:07.735 ...you think you'll spend the rest of your life with that person.... 00:32:07.819 --> 00:32:09.946 She gets a cottage, I get a shitty little suite? 00:32:10.029 --> 00:32:11.697 -She has an entourage. -And me? 00:32:11.781 --> 00:32:13.032 You have an entourage? 00:32:13.157 --> 00:32:15.535 I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm my own entourage. 00:32:15.660 --> 00:32:16.828 I'll move you. 00:32:16.953 --> 00:32:21.749 No, it's not important. I'm grateful. I'm grateful for this suite. 00:32:22.041 --> 00:32:25.336 Greatful for the minibar. The cottages are probably small anyway. 00:32:25.503 --> 00:32:27.213 No, actually, they're... 00:32:27.505 --> 00:32:28.589 ...tiny. 00:32:28.798 --> 00:32:30.633 -Small? -It's ridiculous. 00:32:30.842 --> 00:32:32.969 -Good. -Should I get some room service? 00:32:33.052 --> 00:32:37.640 I'll take some herbs, numb out, have a shower and go to bed by myself. 00:32:37.849 --> 00:32:40.059 -You've been fabulous today. -What did I do? 00:32:40.184 --> 00:32:44.230 Showed up. That's enough for me. Get some rest, I don't want you puffy. 00:33:37.033 --> 00:33:39.410 Oh, no. 00:33:46.584 --> 00:33:48.086 Jesus. 00:33:59.472 --> 00:34:01.390 -Hey, Steve. -What? 00:34:01.557 --> 00:34:04.394 A guy's whacking it down near cottage number four. 00:34:08.231 --> 00:34:10.274 Oh, that's.... 00:34:10.650 --> 00:34:14.570 That's disgusting. I do not want to deal with this now. 00:34:14.821 --> 00:34:18.574 Every time I get this shift, there's always some sicko like this. 00:34:18.741 --> 00:34:21.285 I can't catch a break around here. 00:34:25.081 --> 00:34:27.917 Sir, I'm sure things are different in Los Angeles... 00:34:28.126 --> 00:34:31.504 ...but here in Nevada, masturbating in public is a punishable offence. 00:34:31.587 --> 00:34:34.757 -Excuse me. I've been in Las Vegas-- -I was not-- 00:34:34.924 --> 00:34:37.051 We saw you on our cameras Mr Thomas. 00:34:37.260 --> 00:34:39.262 I was pulling out the pricker. 00:34:39.429 --> 00:34:41.556 Come on, I'm putting out a fire here. 00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:44.934 -I fell into a cactus. -He fell into a cactus. 00:34:45.351 --> 00:34:49.856 That's it. Come on. Unless you usually arrest those who bump into succulents... 00:34:49.939 --> 00:34:53.234 ...l suggest we go our separate ways and call it a night. 00:34:53.317 --> 00:34:55.987 We still have to fill out a report. We can't-- 00:34:56.195 --> 00:34:59.365 Listen. I'm not supposed to do this, but.... 00:34:59.991 --> 00:35:03.745 I have some really beautiful bags that are exclusive for the press. 00:35:03.870 --> 00:35:07.373 Do you have girlfriends, wives? We have earrings, real diamonds. 00:35:07.457 --> 00:35:09.667 Beautiful, very tasty. Very delicate. 00:35:09.792 --> 00:35:11.544 I saw the bags. 00:35:11.961 --> 00:35:13.045 They're nice. 00:35:13.129 --> 00:35:15.214 Very nice. The highest quality. 00:35:18.801 --> 00:35:23.014 -I guess we don't have to file a report. -I didn't do anything, you morons! 00:35:24.474 --> 00:35:27.143 Diet pills. Usually he's like a pussycat. 00:35:27.977 --> 00:35:29.604 -All right. -All right? 00:35:30.146 --> 00:35:32.065 Thank you, guys. All right. 00:35:34.484 --> 00:35:36.319 Fellas, one other thing. 00:35:36.527 --> 00:35:39.155 I need the tape from the security camera... 00:35:39.322 --> 00:35:42.492 ...just in case something gets out, all right? 00:35:42.992 --> 00:35:45.453 Danny will go with you to get the tape. 00:35:48.831 --> 00:35:51.667 Okay. Thank you, fellas. Appreciate it a lot. 00:35:56.172 --> 00:35:59.175 Rent-a-cops. You got me on the edge. I could go either way! 00:35:59.258 --> 00:36:01.302 What were you doing there? 00:36:01.385 --> 00:36:03.846 I just wanted to look at her again. 00:36:04.013 --> 00:36:08.351 I saw her standing by the pool and she looked so fantastic. 00:36:08.518 --> 00:36:10.019 I just miss her. 00:36:10.353 --> 00:36:14.774 Oh, no. Don't give me that look. I know that look. That look means trouble. 00:36:15.024 --> 00:36:19.529 Listen. Calm down. Let's go to your room, put you to bed and stay out of trouble. 00:36:19.695 --> 00:36:23.116 -I wasn't getting in trouble! -No, no, no. 00:36:23.366 --> 00:36:26.536 -Just whacking off on a cactus. -I wasn't doing that! 00:36:27.620 --> 00:36:29.497 It looks as if Eddie Thomas may have to change... 00:36:29.580 --> 00:36:34.544 ...his middle name to "Peeping" after an incident tonight at the Hyatt Resort. 00:36:34.877 --> 00:36:38.131 This tape from hotel security cameras clearly shows Thomas... 00:36:38.214 --> 00:36:42.427 ...in the words of one hotel security guard, "doing himself a big favour"... 00:36:42.927 --> 00:36:45.888 ...outside the cottage where the actor's estranged wife is staying. 00:36:46.097 --> 00:36:48.725 Oh, my God. 00:36:51.561 --> 00:36:53.563 Oh, my God. 00:36:58.109 --> 00:36:59.861 Oh, no. 00:37:00.069 --> 00:37:01.988 Thomas and company are in town... 00:37:02.071 --> 00:37:05.074 ...for a press junket for the new Eddie and Gwen movie. 00:37:05.158 --> 00:37:08.578 Sources tell us this latest incident comes as no surprise... 00:37:08.745 --> 00:37:13.958 ...given Thomas' delicate mental state since he split with his wife and co-star. 00:37:14.250 --> 00:37:16.002 Any idea what this movie's about? 00:37:16.085 --> 00:37:18.171 No. But by the looks of it... 00:37:18.421 --> 00:37:21.591 ...we're looking at a remake of Cool Hand Luke. 00:37:21.758 --> 00:37:26.512 It was on the news, Lee! He was outside my cottage doing something not good! 00:37:26.763 --> 00:37:29.057 But, Gwen, everybody does it. 00:37:29.265 --> 00:37:32.435 I know everyone does it. That's not the point. 00:37:37.356 --> 00:37:39.108 What is going on? 00:37:39.525 --> 00:37:41.652 Is he trying to kill me again? 00:37:41.861 --> 00:37:44.530 Given the weapon he had in his hand, I doubt it. 00:37:44.614 --> 00:37:47.283 We are luck we're al a Hyatt People don't kill people at a Hyatt. 00:37:47.450 --> 00:37:49.744 Other chains, yes, but the Hyatt, no. 00:37:50.328 --> 00:37:51.412 Get some rest. 00:37:51.537 --> 00:37:54.707 Somebody has to be beautiful tomorrow. And I think that somebody is you. 00:37:55.333 --> 00:37:56.334 I know. 00:37:56.793 --> 00:37:58.044 I have to go. 00:37:58.628 --> 00:37:59.796 Good night. 00:38:02.131 --> 00:38:06.302 Eddie, I am so pissed off! I have the tape! They must have had a copy! 00:38:07.053 --> 00:38:10.807 Bastards. You know, everybody's got a price, kid. 00:38:10.973 --> 00:38:14.060 Hold on. Just a second. It's room service. Hold on. 00:38:23.444 --> 00:38:26.197 Eddie, hi. No, it's just.... Hold on one second. 00:38:26.406 --> 00:38:30.993 Put it over there. That is beluga, right? Yeah, thanks. 00:38:31.160 --> 00:38:34.497 Eddie, we're fine. No, it's all local. Nothing national. 00:38:34.664 --> 00:38:36.874 Plus, they'll issue a retraction tomorrow. 00:38:36.999 --> 00:38:39.669 You're fine. Really, there's no damage. 00:38:39.836 --> 00:38:41.963 I'm telling you it's just a little blip. 00:38:42.171 --> 00:38:44.632 It's what you said. It's in the past. 00:38:44.841 --> 00:38:49.637 The beach grass grows towards the sun in this universe you're grateful for. 00:38:50.179 --> 00:38:52.223 You know? Get some rest. 00:38:52.432 --> 00:38:56.686 Someone has to look handsome tomorrow, and I think that someone is you. Okay, Mr. Big Time? 00:38:57.687 --> 00:38:59.272 See you in the morning. 00:38:59.355 --> 00:39:01.733 -You like Eddie, don't you? -I love him. 00:39:02.024 --> 00:39:04.944 -You leaked the tape. -Survival rule number three, kid: 00:39:05.361 --> 00:39:08.865 You're not here to love anybody. You're here to promote a movie. 00:39:08.948 --> 00:39:10.491 That's it. Period. 00:39:11.617 --> 00:39:16.080 You get word your mother died. Hit by a bus or something. 00:39:16.289 --> 00:39:19.375 You go downstairs, you shed a tear and you say: 00:39:19.625 --> 00:39:22.962 "lt's a shame. She would've loved this movie." 00:39:34.098 --> 00:39:37.101 I have to talk to Eddie. I'm worried about him. 00:39:38.144 --> 00:39:40.605 -You do that. -You go get him for me. 00:39:40.813 --> 00:39:43.483 -Me? -Yes, I have to talk to him tonight. 00:39:43.649 --> 00:39:48.613 Otherwise I'll be up all night and I'll look terrible in the morning. Really puffy. 00:39:50.823 --> 00:39:52.658 I don't think.... 00:39:54.494 --> 00:39:56.496 -I can't. -Why not? 00:39:57.163 --> 00:40:00.666 Because I'm sleeping. And because I just.... 00:40:01.501 --> 00:40:05.963 I feel funny getting in the middle of things with the two of you. 00:40:06.172 --> 00:40:08.007 Can't you handle this yourself? 00:40:08.091 --> 00:40:11.844 What are you talking about? I don't handle anything myself. 00:40:12.095 --> 00:40:14.931 -Why are you being so difficult? -I'm not. 00:40:15.139 --> 00:40:19.310 I'm only asking for a teensy-weensy favour. That's all. 00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:22.605 Please, Kiki. Please. 00:40:22.814 --> 00:40:26.484 Please, please, please, please, Kiki-Kiki-Ki. 00:40:26.692 --> 00:40:29.153 Please, Kiki-Ki. 00:40:31.697 --> 00:40:33.157 God. 00:40:33.366 --> 00:40:34.826 Okay. 00:40:36.869 --> 00:40:39.163 Your pillow's better than mine. 00:40:39.372 --> 00:40:40.706 Take it. 00:41:10.194 --> 00:41:12.280 -Hi. -Hi. 00:41:12.447 --> 00:41:13.614 How are you? 00:41:13.698 --> 00:41:17.368 My marriage is shit and I make crappy movies. Otherwise, I'm great. 00:41:17.452 --> 00:41:19.454 Eddie, I'm sorry. 00:41:19.662 --> 00:41:21.789 -Why is she doing this? -I don't know. 00:41:21.873 --> 00:41:25.460 -I like your movies. -They're shit, come on. 00:41:25.626 --> 00:41:27.712 What's going on? Did she say anything? 00:41:27.795 --> 00:41:30.923 -What happened? -I'm shocked. I really am shocked. 00:41:31.007 --> 00:41:33.634 -I didn't know anything. -I know I'm not perfect... 00:41:33.718 --> 00:41:35.928 ...but I thought we had something. 00:41:36.220 --> 00:41:37.972 She wants me to move out. 00:41:38.181 --> 00:41:39.348 I know. 00:41:39.974 --> 00:41:42.435 He'll sit in my chair, watch my flat-screen TV... 00:41:42.560 --> 00:41:45.104 ...walk my dog, sleep in my bed with my.... 00:41:45.354 --> 00:41:48.191 -It's okay. -I don't know what happened. 00:41:49.317 --> 00:41:50.818 Well, it's not you. 00:41:52.153 --> 00:41:55.656 You're a great guy, and if she can't see that, she's blind. 00:41:56.657 --> 00:41:59.285 -You are wonderful. -I don't feel wonderful. 00:41:59.702 --> 00:42:00.953 It'll be okay. 00:42:02.997 --> 00:42:04.582 I don't think so. 00:42:06.626 --> 00:42:08.461 But thanks for saying that. 00:42:09.504 --> 00:42:11.881 Thanks for coming. You're really sweet. 00:42:11.964 --> 00:42:13.132 No, you are. 00:42:13.216 --> 00:42:16.427 No, you are. You're a good friend. 00:42:22.141 --> 00:42:23.309 You're a rock. 00:42:44.414 --> 00:42:45.665 Hi. 00:42:47.834 --> 00:42:50.044 -Come here. -Nice to see you. 00:42:50.336 --> 00:42:51.587 You, too. 00:42:52.422 --> 00:42:55.049 -You look good. -Misery agrees with me. 00:42:55.258 --> 00:42:57.176 -You look good, too. -Thank you. 00:42:57.260 --> 00:43:01.681 You've been getting healthy. You been lifting a little weights? 00:43:01.889 --> 00:43:05.184 Not lifting weights so much as losing weight. 00:43:05.393 --> 00:43:08.062 -You always looked good to me. -Thanks. 00:43:08.229 --> 00:43:10.606 -You want something to drink? -I'm fine. 00:43:10.773 --> 00:43:11.858 Sit down. 00:43:12.650 --> 00:43:15.278 It's been too long. The last time I saw you-- 00:43:15.361 --> 00:43:18.239 That night. I feel terrible about that. 00:43:19.574 --> 00:43:22.910 That was the low point. I'd found out about Hector and Gwen. 00:43:22.994 --> 00:43:26.414 You came to help me out, I took advantage of the situation. 00:43:26.497 --> 00:43:30.001 Talk about bottoming out. I was drunk. I think I kissed you. 00:43:32.462 --> 00:43:33.379 Did I? 00:43:35.423 --> 00:43:37.258 I don't remember. 00:43:37.425 --> 00:43:38.968 If I did will you forgive me? 00:43:39.260 --> 00:43:41.471 -Sure. Yeah. -Thanks Kik. 00:43:42.764 --> 00:43:43.848 Are you okay? 00:43:43.931 --> 00:43:48.352 A couple of hours ago, I'd have said no, but something happened tonight that was really incredible. 00:43:48.603 --> 00:43:53.733 I was out walking by the cottages, and it was like Gwen was drawing me to her. 00:43:54.150 --> 00:43:55.860 I just look over this wall. 00:43:55.943 --> 00:44:00.281 There she was, she was standing by the pool, all dressed in white... 00:44:00.448 --> 00:44:03.451 ...like an angel in the desert. I thought to myself: 00:44:03.618 --> 00:44:06.829 "That's why you're here. You're supposed to win her back." 00:44:06.954 --> 00:44:08.956 No way she'll stay with Hector. 00:44:09.040 --> 00:44:12.710 That's the woman I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with. 00:44:13.294 --> 00:44:17.298 Really? The woman by the pool? 00:44:19.467 --> 00:44:20.551 Gwen. 00:44:21.761 --> 00:44:24.555 -That's why I'm here. -What do you mean? 00:44:28.810 --> 00:44:32.230 -Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are rocking out. -What are you talking about? 00:44:32.438 --> 00:44:34.148 Kiki and Eddie are coming down. 00:44:34.232 --> 00:44:36.776 -Why did you say that? -It's code. It's fun. 00:44:36.943 --> 00:44:38.736 I wonder what she wants. 00:44:38.903 --> 00:44:42.323 I don't know what she wants. It'd be good to find out. 00:44:42.490 --> 00:44:43.908 I know what I want. 00:44:43.991 --> 00:44:47.286 Siegfried and Roy left the building, heading for the pool. 00:44:47.370 --> 00:44:50.248 -Siegfried and Roy are here? -Not the real Siegfried-- 00:44:50.331 --> 00:44:52.625 You wanted to play this game, schmuck. 00:44:52.708 --> 00:44:55.670 Heads, she never sees me again. Tails, we get back together. 00:44:55.753 --> 00:44:57.880 -You need to flip a coin for that? -Correct. 00:44:58.005 --> 00:45:00.383 Here we go. One, two, three. 00:45:00.842 --> 00:45:02.844 -Possum. -A possible possum. 00:45:04.512 --> 00:45:06.013 Wait, not here. 00:45:06.180 --> 00:45:10.560 Felix, this is Oscar. The monkey is in day-care. Repeat, monkey is in day-care. 00:45:26.909 --> 00:45:28.911 Your mystery date awaits. 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:31.414 Wish me luck. 00:45:55.855 --> 00:46:00.651 Oh, Eddie. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 00:46:01.194 --> 00:46:05.740 I know you'll never forgive me, but please, please take me back. 00:46:07.533 --> 00:46:10.495 That a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 00:46:10.578 --> 00:46:12.121 Actually, it's a gun. 00:46:36.604 --> 00:46:38.689 -Hello, Eddie. -Hi, Gwen. 00:46:38.898 --> 00:46:41.734 -I've been so worried about you. -Have you been? 00:46:43.111 --> 00:46:46.697 That's how it goes when your wife shacks up with somebody else. 00:46:47.407 --> 00:46:49.367 I've got a lot of anger to deal with. 00:46:49.450 --> 00:46:53.955 I understand. Get that out. Just shake it out. Throw it away. 00:46:54.163 --> 00:46:56.249 That's great advice. Thank you. 00:46:56.499 --> 00:46:58.459 I know I have no right to ask you this-- 00:46:58.584 --> 00:47:00.878 -Ask me what? -When we did the movie... 00:47:01.003 --> 00:47:03.005 ...did you fool around with anybody? 00:47:03.089 --> 00:47:07.969 You're right. You've got no right to ask me that. And no, for your information I wasn't fooling around. 00:47:08.219 --> 00:47:12.390 -The girl who played your daughter? -Are you out of your mind? What the hell is wrong with you, Gwen? 00:47:12.473 --> 00:47:15.393 -You're very hostile. -I can't imagine why. 00:47:15.476 --> 00:47:16.936 This was a big mistake. 00:47:17.019 --> 00:47:19.397 -No, it wasn't. -Yes, it was. Tomorrow... 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:22.608 ...let's be professional and promote this movie... 00:47:22.817 --> 00:47:25.820 ...because we both need this one to do well. 00:47:26.028 --> 00:47:27.447 I know you do. 00:47:29.282 --> 00:47:34.245 And if they ask about the break-up, we just say that it was a difficult time... 00:47:34.495 --> 00:47:37.165 ...that we're working through it together. 00:47:37.623 --> 00:47:40.334 -And we're still really close, okay? -Fine. 00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:42.628 -Whatever. -Good. 00:47:43.671 --> 00:47:44.922 I have to go. 00:47:50.845 --> 00:47:52.221 I see you tomorrow. 00:47:52.305 --> 00:47:53.556 You're not.... 00:47:56.851 --> 00:48:00.063 -Here. There you go. -Thanks. 00:48:54.826 --> 00:48:58.955 That's how junkets go. It's a great opportunity. I can handle it. 00:48:59.580 --> 00:49:02.667 Is this a scene from their new movie, Time Over Time? 00:49:02.875 --> 00:49:07.046 No. That's Gwen Harrison and Eddie Thomas dancing in the moonlight for real. 00:49:07.588 --> 00:49:10.925 -Hard to believe.... -What the hell is going on? 00:49:11.592 --> 00:49:13.469 ...in a passionate embrace. 00:49:13.803 --> 00:49:14.971 Goddamn it! 00:49:15.054 --> 00:49:17.265 My life is so stressful. 00:49:17.473 --> 00:49:20.184 People have no idea what it's like being me. 00:49:20.393 --> 00:49:22.186 -Did we brush my teeth? -Yes. 00:49:22.270 --> 00:49:24.397 See? I can't even remember that. 00:49:26.065 --> 00:49:29.652 Good morning, you two. Come on, smile. Here we go. Smile. 00:49:29.861 --> 00:49:33.448 Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, Eddie and Gwen, together again! 00:49:36.200 --> 00:49:39.454 There they are! America's Sweethearts! 00:49:46.085 --> 00:49:48.129 What is this? Only five minutes? 00:49:48.212 --> 00:49:51.340 Mention jerking-off and I'll pull your plug, so to speak. 00:49:51.424 --> 00:49:55.553 Five minutes is plenty of time to talk about a movie I haven't seen. 00:49:55.762 --> 00:49:57.597 Yeah, but it's fabulous. 00:50:01.225 --> 00:50:02.769 Do you need anything? 00:50:03.978 --> 00:50:05.897 -Doesn't she look great? -Who? 00:50:06.105 --> 00:50:08.316 Your sister. She looks incredible. 00:50:08.608 --> 00:50:13.071 -Are you trying to make me jealous? -Is it possible to do that at this point? 00:50:13.279 --> 00:50:15.114 Then why care if I try? 00:50:15.323 --> 00:50:17.200 Okay, who's happy? Ready to go? 00:50:17.283 --> 00:50:19.577 Thanks. Always a pleasure. Here we go. 00:50:19.702 --> 00:50:21.412 Byron, it's all yours. 00:50:23.873 --> 00:50:26.793 Byron Allen, coming to you from Entertainment Studios.com. 00:50:27.001 --> 00:50:30.671 Strap yourself in, I'm sitting with America's Sweethearts: 00:50:30.838 --> 00:50:32.882 Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison. 00:50:33.007 --> 00:50:36.135 And are you ready for this? They're not trying to kill each other. 00:50:36.511 --> 00:50:40.098 Are you back together? You look very comfortable with each other. 00:50:40.348 --> 00:50:43.643 I want to be honest with you. Before I came down from the room... 00:50:43.726 --> 00:50:46.187 ...l took about half a pound of Vicodin. 00:50:46.938 --> 00:50:49.148 I'll be comfortable till late March. 00:50:54.445 --> 00:50:57.115 You're funny. How do you live with him, Gwen? 00:50:57.365 --> 00:50:58.741 She doesn't. 00:51:00.118 --> 00:51:02.036 She lives with someone else. 00:51:04.956 --> 00:51:07.500 It must've been exciting working with Hal Weidmann. 00:51:07.625 --> 00:51:10.002 Were you apprehensive when you started? 00:51:10.211 --> 00:51:13.214 Oh, no. No, Hal's brilliant. 00:51:14.715 --> 00:51:16.467 He's so easy to work with. 00:51:16.551 --> 00:51:18.678 He loves actors. 00:51:18.886 --> 00:51:20.346 Just loves actors. 00:51:20.805 --> 00:51:23.683 You had a nervous breakdown recently, didn't you? 00:51:24.809 --> 00:51:25.810 What? 00:51:26.060 --> 00:51:30.690 Will audiences watch you again without remembering your attack on Ms. Harrison? 00:51:32.150 --> 00:51:33.401 That's five minutes. 00:51:33.484 --> 00:51:34.861 Thank you, Dave. 00:51:36.571 --> 00:51:40.324 It was so great meeting you guys. I'm a huge fan. 00:51:40.908 --> 00:51:41.659 Lunch? 00:51:47.123 --> 00:51:48.958 Why does he get a neck rub? 00:51:49.500 --> 00:51:51.502 -I want one. -He's so tense. 00:51:51.711 --> 00:51:55.465 Hello? I have a neck, too. This thing holding up my head. 00:51:56.549 --> 00:51:57.800 And we're back. 00:51:58.426 --> 00:52:00.720 -Everybody ready? -Of course. 00:52:02.263 --> 00:52:03.347 Of course. 00:52:06.893 --> 00:52:10.897 Hello again, Syracuse. I'm Mort Josephson, your movie maven. 00:52:11.105 --> 00:52:14.442 Ann Arbor, I'm Laura Messinger, Channel Seven's cinemaniac. 00:52:14.525 --> 00:52:16.819 -The popcorn's buttered. -The lights are dimming. 00:52:16.903 --> 00:52:18.863 -It's time to join Bob-- -And Ken. 00:52:18.946 --> 00:52:20.615 At the Multiplex. 00:52:21.032 --> 00:52:25.119 Eddie and I are great friends. We talk every day. 00:52:25.328 --> 00:52:29.248 Eddie and I are better friends than we've ever been. We talk two... 00:52:29.499 --> 00:52:31.042 ...three times a day. 00:52:31.125 --> 00:52:34.629 We're just cosmically, like, spiritually bound. 00:52:34.796 --> 00:52:36.547 Eddie's really good... 00:52:36.756 --> 00:52:39.217 ...and he's my pillar of strength. 00:52:39.425 --> 00:52:43.012 It's like Sodom and Gomorrah. I mean, so strong, you know? 00:52:43.262 --> 00:52:44.889 And that's five minutes. 00:52:44.972 --> 00:52:48.142 In spite of all the emotion and the hurting... 00:52:49.352 --> 00:52:51.729 ...we leaned on each other for support. 00:52:51.979 --> 00:52:54.440 That's when I realized how strong... 00:52:55.274 --> 00:52:57.235 ...our friendship really was. 00:52:58.194 --> 00:53:00.405 -We were in constant contact. -That's right. 00:53:00.488 --> 00:53:03.449 I mean, not only are we great friends... 00:53:03.658 --> 00:53:06.577 ...and not only are we in constant contact.... 00:53:06.786 --> 00:53:09.163 You should see some of the phone bills. 00:53:09.831 --> 00:53:10.998 We've also done.... 00:53:11.124 --> 00:53:15.336 I don't know, how should I put this? Hell, I'll just say it. 00:53:15.753 --> 00:53:17.797 We've done a couple of three-ways. 00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:19.882 This guy she's with now.... 00:53:20.007 --> 00:53:22.969 I can't say I'm happy about it. She's my wife. 00:53:23.177 --> 00:53:25.930 But after spending time in the sack with him... 00:53:26.055 --> 00:53:27.765 ...l see the attraction. 00:53:28.349 --> 00:53:30.435 I have to say, for a fairly big guy... 00:53:30.518 --> 00:53:33.062 ...he's not packing much south of the border. 00:53:33.187 --> 00:53:36.149 And that's five minutes. Thank you so much. 00:53:36.357 --> 00:53:39.277 Say hi to everybody in Salt Lake. Good to see you. 00:53:40.236 --> 00:53:40.987 Next. 00:53:41.612 --> 00:53:43.114 -Hi, guys. -Hi, guys. 00:53:43.364 --> 00:53:45.742 -It wasn't very funny. -It was a joke. 00:53:45.950 --> 00:53:47.618 I do that after 400 interviews. 00:53:47.702 --> 00:53:50.413 -Hector won't find it very funny. -Guess what? 00:53:50.621 --> 00:53:53.291 I don't give a shit what Hector thinks. 00:53:54.125 --> 00:53:56.043 A picture with my baby? 00:53:56.627 --> 00:53:58.588 Just smile and shut up. 00:54:04.677 --> 00:54:06.721 You have given me 110 percent today. 00:54:07.055 --> 00:54:08.389 -Who has? Me? -You have. 00:54:08.473 --> 00:54:09.974 It's been a great day. 00:54:10.058 --> 00:54:12.727 -What do you want? -It has. A small favour. 00:54:12.935 --> 00:54:14.645 -45 minutes, an hour. -No. 00:54:14.729 --> 00:54:17.190 -I need you to have dinner with Gwen. -No. 00:54:17.273 --> 00:54:19.901 -It'll be great. -It won't, because I won't do it. 00:54:19.984 --> 00:54:21.736 -You must. -I'm going to my room. 00:54:21.819 --> 00:54:24.655 I'll go into the minibar, spend time with myself. 00:54:24.739 --> 00:54:26.699 We're in deep shit. We don't have the film. 00:54:26.783 --> 00:54:30.369 Hal's holding the film hostage. We have nothing! Understand? 00:54:30.661 --> 00:54:33.039 But I do have you. You and Gwen. 00:54:33.122 --> 00:54:36.334 When you two are together, the press forgets there's no film. 00:54:36.417 --> 00:54:39.670 It's roses blooming, flags flying, butterscotch pudding. 00:54:39.837 --> 00:54:42.048 -Are you on something? -It's a panic high. 00:54:42.173 --> 00:54:46.094 Just order an entrée, chew a little bit, smile and go. 00:54:46.344 --> 00:54:48.554 They have a delightful pork tenderloin tonight. 00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:50.390 8.00. Thank you so much! 00:54:50.640 --> 00:54:51.891 -It was Gwen's idea. -Really? 00:54:51.974 --> 00:54:52.809 Absolutely. 00:54:54.644 --> 00:54:57.563 I can't believe you said I'd have dinner with him. 00:54:57.688 --> 00:55:00.400 I hear they serve a very nice pork tenderloin. 00:55:00.650 --> 00:55:03.194 I'm not going. Here. 00:55:03.694 --> 00:55:06.906 I've been with him enough today for the rest of my life. 00:55:07.490 --> 00:55:09.867 I have to give him the divorce papers. 00:55:10.368 --> 00:55:11.619 When will you do that? 00:55:11.994 --> 00:55:13.579 Just before we leave. 00:55:14.163 --> 00:55:17.500 What, will you toss them at him as your limo pulls away? 00:55:17.708 --> 00:55:20.336 Kiki, you don't understand. It's complicated. 00:55:20.878 --> 00:55:24.465 I'm trying to be nice to him, so it'll be easier when I give him the papers. 00:55:24.549 --> 00:55:27.009 But if I'm nice, he thinks there's hope. 00:55:27.385 --> 00:55:29.512 -Is that your foot? -Sorry. 00:55:30.555 --> 00:55:32.265 Pedicure. Hello? 00:55:32.515 --> 00:55:36.269 -So when you're nice, he thinks-- -I can't talk about it right now. 00:55:37.061 --> 00:55:40.189 It's so hard being someone people just don't get over. 00:55:41.566 --> 00:55:44.902 -Tell him I have a headache. -I won't lie for you. 00:55:45.111 --> 00:55:47.572 -You lie for me all the time. -Not to him. 00:55:48.531 --> 00:55:51.659 This is high school all over again. Nothing's changed. 00:55:51.868 --> 00:55:55.037 When you wanted to break up with your boyfriends at high school, did you do it? 00:55:55.121 --> 00:55:56.456 No, you made me do it. 00:55:56.539 --> 00:55:58.750 -I did not. -Oh, please. 00:55:58.958 --> 00:56:01.502 Let's refresh your memory. Robert Mancuta? 00:56:02.378 --> 00:56:04.922 Kyle Hassler? Toby Franks? Half the lacrosse team? 00:56:05.006 --> 00:56:08.176 By the end of the year, I was the most hated girl in school. 00:56:08.259 --> 00:56:09.343 That's not true. 00:56:09.427 --> 00:56:14.182 My quote in the yearbook was, "Hey, we have to talk." I was despised. 00:56:14.766 --> 00:56:16.893 Fine. Don't go. 00:56:17.685 --> 00:56:21.606 Eddie will sit there like an idiot. And it'll be all your fault. 00:56:23.566 --> 00:56:24.650 Whatever. 00:56:29.989 --> 00:56:31.574 -How are you? -Lee. 00:56:32.033 --> 00:56:33.910 -Where's the film? -What? 00:56:34.160 --> 00:56:37.663 The film's in its canister, waiting to be shown, to go into history. 00:56:37.789 --> 00:56:39.415 There is no film, is there? 00:56:39.499 --> 00:56:43.836 What have I seen five times that gave me the best feeling I've ever had in a theatre? 00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:46.589 You'll have a great time. See you later. 00:56:47.298 --> 00:56:50.676 We're doomed. We're dead. We're doomed. Thank you. 00:57:07.693 --> 00:57:09.987 Look at you. You clean up good. 00:57:10.238 --> 00:57:11.239 Thanks. 00:57:11.614 --> 00:57:12.698 What's going on? 00:57:12.782 --> 00:57:16.619 Gwen isn't feeling well, so she won't make it to dinner. 00:57:19.414 --> 00:57:20.665 She isn't sick. 00:57:20.832 --> 00:57:22.083 Not physically. 00:57:23.584 --> 00:57:26.254 I just didn't want you to sit here, wondering. 00:57:26.337 --> 00:57:28.005 Thanks. Really. 00:57:29.173 --> 00:57:31.884 Want to join me? Come on. Haven't you read the papers? 00:57:31.968 --> 00:57:35.638 I'm unstable. Don't let me alone with me. Join me. We'll catch up. 00:57:35.763 --> 00:57:37.598 -A few minutes. -Yeah. 00:57:39.809 --> 00:57:41.436 We have an understudy. 00:57:42.228 --> 00:57:44.689 They never make it easy, do they? 00:57:45.398 --> 00:57:47.108 The house phone, please. 00:57:50.236 --> 00:57:51.404 Thank you. 00:57:52.905 --> 00:57:55.825 Hello, darling. Holly Golightly's cottage, please? 00:57:56.242 --> 00:57:57.910 -Who's that? -Gwen's code name. 00:57:57.994 --> 00:57:59.912 From Breakfast at Tiffany's. 00:58:00.204 --> 00:58:01.372 What's that? 00:58:02.540 --> 00:58:04.208 It's a movie, a great movie. 00:58:04.292 --> 00:58:06.210 -Hepburn? -Right. Katharine. 00:58:09.046 --> 00:58:10.590 Let me tell you something: 00:58:10.673 --> 00:58:14.510 Don't tell anybody you're in the movie business. Thank you. 00:58:15.470 --> 00:58:17.555 Hello? Hey, Gwen, it's Lee. 00:58:17.764 --> 00:58:20.725 I'm at the restaurant, and guess what? You're not. 00:58:21.350 --> 00:58:22.769 Are you okay? 00:58:23.061 --> 00:58:24.312 Oh, that's too bad. 00:58:24.437 --> 00:58:27.774 No, Eddie's fine. He's with Kiki. She looks unbelievable. 00:58:27.899 --> 00:58:30.276 It may be a little Hello, Young Lovers for me. 00:58:30.359 --> 00:58:33.946 I may have some fires to put out later. But that's my problem. 00:58:34.238 --> 00:58:37.200 Have a nice night. Feel better. Okay. 'Bye. 00:58:37.950 --> 00:58:39.035 Five minutes. 00:58:39.118 --> 00:58:41.037 -You're amazing. -Take notes, kid. 00:58:42.497 --> 00:58:43.581 Larry Flange for Let's Go to the Movies. 00:58:43.706 --> 00:58:47.085 I'm sitting here with the lovely and talented Miss Kiki Harrison. 00:58:47.168 --> 00:58:50.671 You play a lesbian fire-fighter on an oil rig in the North Sea. 00:58:50.755 --> 00:58:54.258 One word comes to mind: Typecasting. Your thoughts. And then: 00:58:54.342 --> 00:58:56.469 You really want my thoughts? 00:58:58.137 --> 00:58:59.305 -Larry. -Larry. 00:58:59.847 --> 00:59:01.182 Okay, Larry... 00:59:01.474 --> 00:59:02.934 ...the truth is... 00:59:05.686 --> 00:59:08.231 ...after playing Madame Curie... 00:59:08.898 --> 00:59:11.109 ...and discovering radium... 00:59:11.818 --> 00:59:14.028 ...I just thought it would be a hoot... 00:59:14.112 --> 00:59:17.073 ...to strap on those big rubber boots... 00:59:17.407 --> 00:59:21.244 ...kiss my favourite gal goodbye and go fight some fire. 00:59:21.369 --> 00:59:22.870 Very personal role for you. 00:59:22.954 --> 00:59:25.248 -Very close to my heart. -Nice. 00:59:25.498 --> 00:59:28.584 -That's funny. You're funny. -I am. Yeah. 00:59:29.627 --> 00:59:33.464 Remember when we were in Carolina, doing Silent Run? We rented that go-cart? 00:59:33.548 --> 00:59:35.508 You attacked the director.... 00:59:35.717 --> 00:59:39.762 -I didn't. There was no attacking. -You rammed him repeatedly. 00:59:39.971 --> 00:59:41.222 Then you rammed me. 00:59:41.347 --> 00:59:43.641 He cut me off. Ramming you was different. 00:59:43.725 --> 00:59:45.393 And you rammed Gwen. 00:59:46.853 --> 00:59:49.063 -She wasn't laughing, and we were. -Furious. 00:59:49.188 --> 00:59:51.649 -She wasn't too happy. -No. 00:59:52.525 --> 00:59:54.736 That memory kept popping in my head. 00:59:54.986 --> 00:59:56.738 Those were good times. 01:00:00.658 --> 01:00:02.243 I'm sorry I didn't call you. 01:00:02.326 --> 01:00:04.787 She's your sister. I understand. 01:00:05.037 --> 01:00:08.624 But you're my friend, and I just let myself get kind of.... 01:00:08.833 --> 01:00:10.585 It's good to see you now. 01:00:10.668 --> 01:00:12.420 It's good to see you now. 01:00:13.629 --> 01:00:15.339 That's a nice necklace. 01:00:16.382 --> 01:00:18.134 It's not really mine. 01:00:18.342 --> 01:00:19.343 I know. 01:00:19.552 --> 01:00:21.846 -It's Gwen's. -I know. 01:00:22.055 --> 01:00:23.306 She gave it to me. 01:00:23.431 --> 01:00:25.433 And I gave it to her. 01:00:27.518 --> 01:00:28.686 I know. 01:00:29.437 --> 01:00:32.106 -It looks good on you, though. -Thank you. 01:00:34.734 --> 01:00:36.235 What are you thinking right now? 01:00:36.319 --> 01:00:40.573 I'm thinking about something I shouldn't be thinking about. 01:00:40.782 --> 01:00:43.159 Me, too. What were you thinking about? 01:00:43.284 --> 01:00:45.995 How much I really want to eat that breadstick. 01:00:46.204 --> 01:00:48.081 You want to eat this? 01:00:48.289 --> 01:00:51.793 No, I don't eat bread. I just dream about bread. 01:00:52.043 --> 01:00:55.129 I've been going to a lot of dream analysis since I... 01:00:55.213 --> 01:00:56.964 -...cracked up. -At the centre. 01:00:57.048 --> 01:00:59.425 At the centre. And I believe... 01:00:59.926 --> 01:01:03.846 ...bread represents something forbidden you want but can't have. 01:01:04.055 --> 01:01:05.223 What do you think? 01:01:05.306 --> 01:01:09.602 I think when I dream about bread... 01:01:09.811 --> 01:01:11.813 ...that would represent... 01:01:13.398 --> 01:01:14.482 ...bread. 01:01:15.316 --> 01:01:16.651 Pretty much. 01:01:18.319 --> 01:01:20.238 What are you thinking about? 01:01:21.906 --> 01:01:22.907 Gwen... 01:01:24.492 --> 01:01:25.660 ...is here. 01:01:28.162 --> 01:01:29.956 Sorry I'm late. 01:01:30.164 --> 01:01:33.459 -Thought you weren't well. -All better. Just like that. 01:01:33.709 --> 01:01:35.128 Thanks. You can go. 01:01:35.211 --> 01:01:37.422 -She doesn't have to go. -No, it's fine. 01:01:37.505 --> 01:01:39.882 -Stay. Have dinner with us. -Good to see you. 01:01:39.966 --> 01:01:42.510 -I need some mouthwash. -Okay, right away. 01:01:43.344 --> 01:01:44.887 So.... 01:01:45.096 --> 01:01:48.474 I hear they have great pork tenderloin. Yummy. 01:01:48.558 --> 01:01:51.978 -She didn't have to go. -Thank you, honey. You look great, too. 01:01:58.109 --> 01:02:01.487 -Excuse me. Is Holly Golightly here? -What is the name? 01:02:01.571 --> 01:02:02.947 Holly Golightly. 01:02:03.197 --> 01:02:06.159 -What the hell is he doing here? -I'll get rid of him. 01:02:06.242 --> 01:02:09.370 No. Get a camera. Film, tape, anything. Go, go! 01:02:10.288 --> 01:02:12.415 It's Gwen Harrison. The actress? 01:02:12.582 --> 01:02:15.626 -Lee Phillips. We met the other day. -Where is Gwen? 01:02:15.710 --> 01:02:18.421 -I want to see my Gwen. -I don't want to get involved. 01:02:18.504 --> 01:02:21.132 You're all adults. People in love, how to stop them? 01:02:21.215 --> 01:02:24.635 What are you talking about? Where's Gwen? I want to see her now. 01:02:24.761 --> 01:02:29.015 I can't cover for them anymore. They're in the restaurant. That's all I'll say. 01:02:29.098 --> 01:02:32.769 They're right over there. She's in the red dress, over there. 01:02:37.523 --> 01:02:38.983 -Hi. -Hector! 01:02:40.526 --> 01:02:41.694 Jesus. 01:02:41.903 --> 01:02:43.821 -That's all right. -Hi, Gene. 01:02:44.030 --> 01:02:45.990 Don't wave at him like that. 01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:47.867 I promote my movies. 01:02:48.076 --> 01:02:48.993 I know. 01:02:49.368 --> 01:02:50.745 It's part of the biz. 01:02:50.828 --> 01:02:52.080 I apologize. 01:02:52.330 --> 01:02:53.790 -I'm sorry. -Hector. 01:02:53.998 --> 01:02:56.292 -I apologize for him, too. -Hector's here. 01:02:56.417 --> 01:02:59.337 What's going on? For why are you sitting with him? 01:02:59.712 --> 01:03:02.632 Get in there. Would you get out of the way? 01:03:04.008 --> 01:03:06.719 Good. Get that side. Let's go. 01:03:07.011 --> 01:03:08.471 What are you doing here? 01:03:08.554 --> 01:03:11.015 Protecting the woman I love. What are you doing? 01:03:11.099 --> 01:03:14.685 -I'll let you two catch up. -Why don't you be quiet, okay? 01:03:14.894 --> 01:03:17.438 -I'll get to you in a minute. -Don't point. 01:03:17.772 --> 01:03:19.607 Don't tell me what to do. 01:03:21.275 --> 01:03:24.654 -Don't you trust me, Hector? -I trust you implicitly. 01:03:25.113 --> 01:03:27.990 It's this asshole I don't trust. I don't! 01:03:28.157 --> 01:03:30.368 "Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem." 01:03:30.576 --> 01:03:32.370 What? What did you say? 01:03:34.205 --> 01:03:36.916 I hope he's not making fun of my accent. 01:03:37.125 --> 01:03:41.212 Okay, enough! You guys enjoy your little public display! 01:03:41.421 --> 01:03:42.588 I'm leaving. 01:03:42.964 --> 01:03:45.341 Okay, pussy boy's leaving. 01:03:45.591 --> 01:03:48.219 What's the matter? You don't like that? 01:03:48.428 --> 01:03:50.888 Maybe you want to take a swing at me? 01:03:51.347 --> 01:03:53.141 Tall boy. Come on. 01:03:53.641 --> 01:03:54.976 What are you.... 01:03:56.144 --> 01:03:57.603 -What is that? -Let's go. 01:03:57.687 --> 01:03:59.647 Please. Please, make my day. 01:04:01.232 --> 01:04:04.736 You're a genius beyond my wildest expectations. 01:04:04.944 --> 01:04:08.197 The tracking is up. Spielberg has moved off of our date. 01:04:08.990 --> 01:04:11.284 This is good! Hit him! 01:04:11.492 --> 01:04:12.952 -Who? -Anybody. 01:04:13.161 --> 01:04:15.621 -I won't fight you! -Because you're a pussy boy. 01:04:15.705 --> 01:04:17.915 Because I'm trying to find some peace. 01:04:17.999 --> 01:04:20.668 You want peace? Okay, he wants peace. 01:04:21.586 --> 01:04:24.047 -Pussy boy's leaving. -Don't you do that. 01:04:24.297 --> 01:04:25.631 Hector, don't. 01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:27.508 Don't tell me, "Don't." 01:04:27.717 --> 01:04:29.844 Maybe you want a piece of me, huh? 01:04:30.887 --> 01:04:32.221 -You see? -Okay? 01:04:34.223 --> 01:04:35.850 Huh, pussy. 01:04:36.100 --> 01:04:38.936 There shouldn't be a problem here. 01:04:39.145 --> 01:04:40.313 After all... 01:04:40.813 --> 01:04:44.317 ...you stole my wife and I tried to kill you. We're pretty much even. 01:04:44.400 --> 01:04:46.444 You crumpled duck! 01:04:48.237 --> 01:04:50.198 Oh! Dear me! 01:04:54.619 --> 01:04:55.787 Go away! 01:04:57.914 --> 01:04:59.624 Punk! You hungry? 01:04:59.832 --> 01:05:01.542 Eat this, punk! Eat it! 01:05:01.667 --> 01:05:03.211 Are you hungry? 01:05:07.173 --> 01:05:08.591 I love your work. 01:05:18.309 --> 01:05:19.894 Eddie. You forgot something. 01:05:22.397 --> 01:05:24.273 -Did you see him go down? -Shut up. 01:05:24.357 --> 01:05:26.901 -Don't tell me to shut up. -Why did you do that? 01:05:26.984 --> 01:05:28.986 I didn't have to do it. I wanted to. 01:05:29.070 --> 01:05:32.490 -Just deal with it. In there. -It was my pleasure. 01:05:35.701 --> 01:05:37.203 Did you see that? 01:05:41.499 --> 01:05:43.459 -Everybody back, please. -Eddie, are you okay? 01:05:45.545 --> 01:05:47.130 Eddie. Are you okay? 01:05:47.338 --> 01:05:51.551 I can feel my nose in the back of my throat. Is that bad? 01:05:51.759 --> 01:05:53.177 Can you hear me? 01:05:54.554 --> 01:05:57.014 -Let's all just step back. -Some ice, please. 01:05:58.141 --> 01:06:01.102 I swear to God, Gwen can be just horrible. 01:06:01.310 --> 01:06:06.065 How can you love somebody and not like them at the same time? Seems strange. 01:06:06.733 --> 01:06:09.277 -You need to lie down. -I thought I was lying down. 01:06:09.402 --> 01:06:11.612 Why don't we try sitting down? 01:06:12.113 --> 01:06:13.573 There we go. 01:06:14.323 --> 01:06:15.825 Let me have a look. 01:06:17.285 --> 01:06:19.120 -It doesn't look good. -No? 01:06:19.328 --> 01:06:20.580 Cold. 01:06:22.457 --> 01:06:23.458 What happened? 01:06:23.583 --> 01:06:26.294 I just thought I needed another humiliating photo op. 01:06:26.919 --> 01:06:29.922 I tried to walk away, but the guy just kept pushing. 01:06:30.006 --> 01:06:33.843 So I hit him in the tray with my face. I should've just walked away. 01:06:34.510 --> 01:06:38.264 For some reason these days, I always do the stupid thing. 01:06:39.432 --> 01:06:41.267 This doesn't look good. 01:07:09.504 --> 01:07:12.465 -What was that? -Another stupid thing. 01:07:13.216 --> 01:07:16.803 Stupid and maybe verging on crazy or.... 01:07:17.637 --> 01:07:19.180 It's fine.... 01:07:23.351 --> 01:07:26.312 There he is. The master! 01:07:26.813 --> 01:07:28.731 I'll have whatever he's having. 01:07:29.982 --> 01:07:33.277 I have to say, you have completely outdone yourself. 01:07:33.361 --> 01:07:36.322 In 24 hours, you've given us a walk in the woods... 01:07:36.489 --> 01:07:39.158 ...a romantic dinner and a fistfight. 01:07:39.492 --> 01:07:41.869 I can't wait to see what happens next. 01:07:43.162 --> 01:07:46.541 Maybe I can get him to commit suicide. Would you like that? 01:07:48.668 --> 01:07:50.962 I don't know. Let me think about it. 01:07:52.588 --> 01:07:56.259 It won't help the initial release, but the video will rent like crazy. 01:07:56.342 --> 01:07:58.636 We could do a box like a coffin. 01:07:58.845 --> 01:08:00.847 Yeah. That's good. No, wait. 01:08:01.556 --> 01:08:05.893 Imagine if he killed himself at the premiere. 01:08:09.188 --> 01:08:12.567 I'm joking. I'm thinking out loud or whatever you call it. 01:08:13.317 --> 01:08:14.318 Goodnight, Dave. 01:08:14.444 --> 01:08:16.195 Goodnight, Lee. 01:08:19.991 --> 01:08:21.367 Good work! 01:08:34.047 --> 01:08:35.131 Hi. 01:08:44.307 --> 01:08:46.392 Good morning. 01:08:49.145 --> 01:08:50.396 How do you feel? 01:08:50.480 --> 01:08:54.609 I feel good. I mean... 01:08:55.234 --> 01:08:57.361 ...I feel weird, but I feel good. 01:08:57.487 --> 01:09:00.490 -You? -I feel something along those lines. 01:09:01.407 --> 01:09:03.326 Good, weird. Weird, good. 01:09:03.910 --> 01:09:07.413 Here's what I was thinking: What about some breakfast? 01:09:08.414 --> 01:09:10.166 We'll take it from there. 01:09:10.958 --> 01:09:12.210 Okay. 01:09:13.294 --> 01:09:17.048 Why don't you order some breakfast. I'll brush my teeth first. 01:09:18.257 --> 01:09:21.219 -Can I use your toothbrush? -Yeah, it's in there. 01:09:28.684 --> 01:09:30.478 Can I get some juice? 01:09:32.980 --> 01:09:34.524 Keek? Hello? 01:09:34.774 --> 01:09:37.777 Where are you? Kiki! 01:09:40.488 --> 01:09:41.989 Want some toast? 01:09:44.450 --> 01:09:46.202 You buttered my toast. 01:09:47.578 --> 01:09:49.497 No one's ever buttered my toast before. 01:09:49.580 --> 01:09:52.583 I don't eat toast with butter. I don't eat toast. 01:09:53.459 --> 01:09:56.796 I'll stop talking now and make an exception. 01:09:56.963 --> 01:09:58.047 Some tea? 01:10:02.260 --> 01:10:03.344 It's hot. 01:10:03.469 --> 01:10:05.680 -Here. Okay. -Thank you. 01:10:10.977 --> 01:10:14.188 No, I'm fine. I look like half a raccoon. What's going on? 01:10:15.481 --> 01:10:16.941 Now's not a good time. 01:10:17.024 --> 01:10:21.362 Can we do it later? No, don't come here. I'll come there. 01:10:21.821 --> 01:10:22.822 'Bye. 01:10:23.823 --> 01:10:25.241 That was Gwen. 01:10:25.533 --> 01:10:27.910 -She wants to talk. -About what? 01:10:28.161 --> 01:10:30.997 I don't know. She didn't say. But I better... 01:10:31.330 --> 01:10:32.749 ...go over there. 01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.210 Why didn't you say you'd see her later? 01:10:36.335 --> 01:10:39.338 I did, but she said she'd come here, and I thought: 01:10:39.505 --> 01:10:44.385 "That's not a good idea." So I'd better just go over there, given the situation. 01:10:45.219 --> 01:10:47.263 Will you tell her about last night? 01:10:47.346 --> 01:10:50.349 I don't know. I think I'll just let her talk. 01:10:51.350 --> 01:10:53.102 -Know what I mean? -Oh, yeah. 01:10:53.186 --> 01:10:56.773 Sounds like it's important so I'll just let her say it. 01:10:57.023 --> 01:10:59.484 Then I'll go do these dumb interviews. 01:10:59.567 --> 01:11:02.487 I'll come back and we'll have lunch together. 01:11:02.570 --> 01:11:04.113 Does that sound good? 01:11:24.217 --> 01:11:26.052 You look terrible. 01:11:26.386 --> 01:11:29.097 -Does it hurt? -Only when I'm awake. 01:11:30.181 --> 01:11:31.724 -He's not here by the way. -Who? 01:11:31.933 --> 01:11:33.643 -Hector. -That doesn't matter. 01:11:33.726 --> 01:11:35.269 Is Kiki here, though? 01:11:35.353 --> 01:11:36.604 I doubt it. 01:11:40.900 --> 01:11:42.985 I don't know where that girl is. 01:11:43.194 --> 01:11:44.654 "That girl" is here. 01:11:46.239 --> 01:11:48.074 Nice of you to join us. 01:11:48.449 --> 01:11:50.034 Where have you been? 01:11:50.243 --> 01:11:53.371 Got up early. Things to do. Nothing important. 01:11:54.580 --> 01:11:57.041 Would you make me some scrambled eggs? 01:11:57.375 --> 01:12:00.044 -She makes great scrambled eggs. -I remember. 01:12:00.420 --> 01:12:02.380 -Would you like some? -No. 01:12:02.755 --> 01:12:04.549 Two scrambled eggs. Make mine runny. 01:12:04.632 --> 01:12:06.759 Order room service. She doesn't have to cook. 01:12:06.843 --> 01:12:08.553 It would be my pleasure. 01:12:11.764 --> 01:12:13.850 What did you want to talk about? 01:12:14.976 --> 01:12:17.770 I think you're doing pretty well, huh? 01:12:18.062 --> 01:12:19.522 Are you feeling okay? 01:12:19.605 --> 01:12:23.025 Yeah, I'm better. I'm shocking myself. 01:12:23.776 --> 01:12:26.154 "l forgot how charming you were, Colonel." 01:12:26.237 --> 01:12:30.158 "And you, Miss Julip. You're a warm breeze on a cool afternoon." 01:12:32.285 --> 01:12:33.536 What was that? 01:12:33.619 --> 01:12:35.288 "What was that?" 01:12:36.080 --> 01:12:38.374 -What was that movie called? -I don't remember. 01:12:38.499 --> 01:12:41.127 Kiki! What was that movie called? 01:12:41.794 --> 01:12:43.588 I don't give a shit! 01:12:44.630 --> 01:12:45.882 No, that wasn't it. 01:12:46.007 --> 01:12:49.427 Anyway, you look like you're getting to a good place. 01:12:49.510 --> 01:12:52.930 Last night, when I saw you and Hector, I was so conflicted. 01:12:53.181 --> 01:12:54.974 "Conflicted" is the word du jour. 01:12:55.058 --> 01:12:57.101 There's no question about that. 01:12:59.020 --> 01:13:01.731 You know what? That's tired. She's tired. 01:13:01.981 --> 01:13:04.108 -Are you seeing anybody? -Excuse me? 01:13:04.984 --> 01:13:06.611 Are you seeing anybody? 01:13:06.694 --> 01:13:08.321 Let me think about it. 01:13:10.031 --> 01:13:11.657 Um, not... 01:13:14.786 --> 01:13:15.953 ...you know.... 01:13:17.663 --> 01:13:19.791 -Not technically, no. -What? 01:13:19.999 --> 01:13:21.709 He said "not technically"! 01:13:26.464 --> 01:13:29.425 That's fascinating. "Not technically." 01:13:29.634 --> 01:13:33.137 That's sad. Really, that's a shame. 01:13:33.846 --> 01:13:37.517 Here are your eggs, my darling sister. I hope they're runny enough. 01:13:37.809 --> 01:13:40.436 And you, son of a bitch! Here are your eggs! 01:13:40.645 --> 01:13:41.729 There you go! 01:13:41.854 --> 01:13:44.065 -What the hell is wrong with you Kiki? -A lot, actually. 01:13:44.148 --> 01:13:47.151 I can't believe it's taken me this long to figure it out. 01:13:47.235 --> 01:13:50.905 I'm going for a long walk now just to simmer down. 01:13:51.114 --> 01:13:53.991 Before I do, I'd like to cut through the bullshit. 01:13:54.325 --> 01:13:56.869 The reason he's "not technically" seeing anyone... 01:13:56.953 --> 01:13:59.330 ...is he's still "technically" hung up on you. 01:13:59.414 --> 01:14:02.041 And you! You moron! 01:14:02.542 --> 01:14:06.129 The reason she's here, besides trying to salvage her precious career... 01:14:06.212 --> 01:14:08.673 ...is to serve you with divorce papers. 01:14:08.881 --> 01:14:12.301 I've done all I can do here. I'm going for a walk because that's.... 01:14:12.427 --> 01:14:16.097 Leaving is just something I've really perfected, so... 01:14:16.347 --> 01:14:18.808 ...once more with feeling. 01:14:20.017 --> 01:14:22.145 She was much more fun when she was fat. 01:14:22.228 --> 01:14:23.479 Is that true? 01:14:23.938 --> 01:14:25.398 -What? -About the papers. 01:14:25.523 --> 01:14:27.608 Yes, but now I don't know what to do. 01:14:27.775 --> 01:14:32.989 Seeing you again and being in front of the press with you again. We have something, Eddie. 01:14:33.114 --> 01:14:36.284 Maybe I've made a horrible, horrible mistake. 01:14:36.367 --> 01:14:39.412 Or maybe I should give you the papers. I don't know. 01:14:41.497 --> 01:14:42.915 You're the devil. 01:14:51.257 --> 01:14:53.342 Kiki! Hold on. I wanna talk. 01:14:53.426 --> 01:14:54.844 -Hold on a minute. -Let go. 01:14:54.927 --> 01:14:56.971 -I wanna talk to you. -I don't! 01:14:57.055 --> 01:14:58.890 -Why not? -You're an idiot. 01:14:58.973 --> 01:15:00.892 For that matter, I'm an idiot, too! 01:15:00.975 --> 01:15:03.603 In that respect, we're perfect for each other. 01:15:03.686 --> 01:15:07.732 -This is a very complicated situation. -Let me un-complicate it for you! 01:15:08.066 --> 01:15:12.862 Forget about what happened between us. It's not gonna work. All right? 01:15:13.071 --> 01:15:15.531 Last night. Last night was great. 01:15:15.782 --> 01:15:19.869 But she calls you this morning and you can't wait to get to her! 01:15:20.078 --> 01:15:22.538 What is that? It just won't work. 01:15:22.663 --> 01:15:24.665 You'll probably always think of her... 01:15:24.749 --> 01:15:28.336 ...and I'll probably always be wondering if you're thinking of her. 01:15:29.128 --> 01:15:30.296 I just.... 01:15:31.089 --> 01:15:33.466 -I need you to know one thing. -What? 01:15:34.467 --> 01:15:37.512 That woman that you saw by the pool the other night. 01:15:37.804 --> 01:15:41.307 That woman you just have to spend the rest of your life with. 01:15:44.519 --> 01:15:45.770 That was me. 01:15:58.449 --> 01:16:00.284 -Good morning. -'Morning. 01:16:01.077 --> 01:16:03.162 So here's the buffet. 01:16:04.038 --> 01:16:05.581 What's going on? 01:16:07.041 --> 01:16:09.502 Nothing. I'm great. 01:16:09.961 --> 01:16:11.295 Just great. 01:16:11.713 --> 01:16:14.006 Ma'am, can I get some more butter? 01:16:14.841 --> 01:16:17.385 Word of advice: When you hit Formica, stop. 01:16:17.719 --> 01:16:21.013 You know the expression, "falling off the wagon"? This is it. 01:16:21.097 --> 01:16:24.267 But you got 20 or 30 pounds of food to break your fall. 01:16:24.559 --> 01:16:26.185 What the hell happened? 01:16:26.269 --> 01:16:29.147 Bad morning. Preceded by 33 bad years. 01:16:29.355 --> 01:16:31.399 Does this have to do with Gwen? 01:16:31.607 --> 01:16:35.945 Of course not. I love my sister. I love everything about her. 01:16:36.362 --> 01:16:39.031 "Kiki. Kiki-kins. 01:16:39.240 --> 01:16:41.325 "Who's smoking? I smell smoke. 01:16:41.534 --> 01:16:44.245 "ls someone smoking within a six-mile radius? 01:16:44.662 --> 01:16:46.581 "Stop them, Kiki. Stop them." 01:16:46.664 --> 01:16:48.750 Oh, ma'am, the butter? 01:16:49.417 --> 01:16:51.711 Are they out of butter? How can you run out? 01:16:51.794 --> 01:16:53.129 I have one theory. 01:16:53.212 --> 01:16:55.048 You know what? I need an assistant. 01:16:55.131 --> 01:16:58.468 If I had one, she'd be outside right now, milking a cow... 01:16:58.551 --> 01:17:01.471 ...and I'd never, ever run out of butter. 01:17:02.346 --> 01:17:06.267 "Kiki, my butter has touched another food. I need new butter." 01:17:06.642 --> 01:17:09.604 "Anything you want, honey." That's how it goes, right? 01:17:09.687 --> 01:17:12.398 You're a publicist. Anything they want, right? 01:17:14.358 --> 01:17:16.152 She's got a green dress. 01:17:16.486 --> 01:17:18.237 Looks like crap on her. 01:17:18.321 --> 01:17:20.782 Brings out the circles under her eyes. We both know it. 01:17:20.865 --> 01:17:23.076 She gave it to me. It looks nice on me. 01:17:23.159 --> 01:17:25.787 Then she said maybe she wanted it back. 01:17:26.204 --> 01:17:29.248 She doesn't want it. She doesn't want me to have it. That's the truth 01:17:30.041 --> 01:17:32.043 So, you're in love with Eddie? 01:17:33.961 --> 01:17:35.630 Wouldn't that be stupid? 01:17:35.963 --> 01:17:38.174 I've done every one of their movies. 01:17:38.424 --> 01:17:41.594 I've never seen him look at her the way he looks at you. 01:17:41.677 --> 01:17:44.138 If you're in love, just go for it. 01:17:44.972 --> 01:17:47.183 The way you went for this breakfast. 01:17:48.434 --> 01:17:50.895 Not the way you went for the breakfast. 01:17:56.943 --> 01:18:00.196 I think I'm going to be sick. Can you just.... 01:18:08.329 --> 01:18:13.209 I'll take all of this to go. I'll need 20, 30 bags and a forklift. 01:18:15.461 --> 01:18:17.130 No laugh, no tip. 01:18:39.736 --> 01:18:42.572 I really want to play a character like the Terminator. 01:18:42.655 --> 01:18:46.159 Because I think the Hispanic people are crying out to see... 01:18:46.409 --> 01:18:50.413 ...a deadly, destructive killing machine they can embrace as their own. 01:18:50.496 --> 01:18:53.750 -That they can relate to. -How are you? Nice to see you. 01:18:53.958 --> 01:18:56.919 -How are you? Hal here yet? -No. 01:18:57.420 --> 01:18:59.338 He's a dead man. No, I'm serious. 01:18:59.422 --> 01:19:03.718 I know a guy. I'll make a call, and he's dead, because.... 01:19:03.926 --> 01:19:07.430 How are you? Nice to see you. Hope you're having a good time. 01:19:07.555 --> 01:19:09.390 -What time do you have? -12:50. 01:19:09.474 --> 01:19:10.725 We're doomed. 01:19:10.933 --> 01:19:15.480 May I suggest that you follow my lead and get completely shit-faced? 01:19:15.897 --> 01:19:20.401 -Hi, how are you? You look gorgeous. -Hi, Mr. K. Thank you. 01:19:20.568 --> 01:19:24.614 How long must I stay with these people? They're drunk and starting to touch. 01:19:24.697 --> 01:19:27.158 Hang in there. If Hal doesn't show with the film... 01:19:27.241 --> 01:19:29.786 ...they'll be busy finding where to build the gallows. 01:19:29.911 --> 01:19:31.871 What? I don't think that's funny. 01:19:37.293 --> 01:19:38.753 Is that pussy boy? 01:19:43.383 --> 01:19:45.343 -He's going to jump. -He's not kinda jump. 01:19:45.551 --> 01:19:47.762 I said I'd give him the divorce papers. 01:19:47.845 --> 01:19:49.597 Shit, he's going to jump! 01:19:50.348 --> 01:19:51.849 -Excuse me. -Please, please. 01:19:51.933 --> 01:19:53.893 -We got to do something. -I'll get him. 01:19:53.976 --> 01:19:57.230 Let's take advantage of this. Get a helicopter. Get aerial shots. 01:19:57.313 --> 01:19:59.524 -Shut up. -All right, yeah. Okay. 01:20:00.274 --> 01:20:01.359 Jump, jump. 01:20:01.484 --> 01:20:02.652 Jump, pussy, jump. 01:20:04.028 --> 01:20:05.655 I can't believe this. 01:20:08.991 --> 01:20:10.451 He'll be a pussy pancake. 01:20:10.535 --> 01:20:11.702 I'm coming! 01:20:19.544 --> 01:20:21.045 Why is he doing this to me? 01:20:21.129 --> 01:20:22.547 I'm sorry! Are you okay? 01:20:22.630 --> 01:20:23.965 What are you doing? 01:20:24.048 --> 01:20:27.635 -I was trying to stop you from jumping! -By trying to kill me? 01:20:28.094 --> 01:20:30.638 -Stay right there! -Where am I gotta go? 01:20:31.597 --> 01:20:32.682 Right! 01:20:36.060 --> 01:20:38.521 Oh, shit. Hang in there, Eddie! 01:20:39.397 --> 01:20:40.565 I'm coming! 01:20:43.526 --> 01:20:45.278 -All right. -You going to hose me down? 01:20:45.361 --> 01:20:47.280 I'll throw it, and you catch it. 01:20:47.363 --> 01:20:48.948 One, two... 01:20:49.031 --> 01:20:50.116 ...three. 01:20:54.495 --> 01:20:56.497 Pull yourself up. I got you. 01:20:56.956 --> 01:20:58.124 Come on. 01:20:59.167 --> 01:21:00.251 Got it? 01:21:00.501 --> 01:21:01.419 Good. 01:21:03.796 --> 01:21:05.840 Oh, my God! 01:21:08.009 --> 01:21:09.427 Pussy boy will go splat. 01:21:09.510 --> 01:21:11.345 -Got it? -Yeah. 01:21:12.346 --> 01:21:15.016 That's it. One foot at a time. There you go. 01:21:17.018 --> 01:21:18.853 -Okay. -I'm going to kill you. 01:21:18.936 --> 01:21:21.814 Take a bow. It'll look better. Take a bow. 01:21:28.154 --> 01:21:29.655 Jesus Christ. 01:21:33.159 --> 01:21:36.454 The next time you try to kill yourself, take a hair dryer into the tub. 01:21:36.537 --> 01:21:39.332 -I wasn't trying to kill myself. -What were you doing? 01:21:39.499 --> 01:21:42.627 I came here to think. Is that a crime? Get some perspective? 01:21:42.710 --> 01:21:44.295 Do that in your room! 01:21:48.007 --> 01:21:49.675 I blew it. 01:21:50.718 --> 01:21:51.886 I lost her. 01:21:53.805 --> 01:21:55.431 Guy goes to his rabbi. 01:21:55.640 --> 01:21:58.893 He says, "Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me." 01:21:58.976 --> 01:22:01.187 The rabbi says, "let me talk to her." 01:22:01.312 --> 01:22:05.733 He comes back later, and says, "Listen. I spoke to your wife for three hours. 01:22:05.900 --> 01:22:07.318 "Take the poison." 01:22:08.069 --> 01:22:10.446 Understand what I'm saying? You and Gwen are over. 01:22:10.655 --> 01:22:13.908 I don't care about Gwen! I'm talking about Kiki. 01:22:14.992 --> 01:22:19.122 She's the only one worth spending any time with in this hellhole. 01:22:19.706 --> 01:22:23.126 No offence, you're a great guy. You have some very nice qualities. 01:22:23.209 --> 01:22:26.379 But for a review, you'd sell me to China for medical experiments. 01:22:26.462 --> 01:22:27.839 Don't let her get away. 01:22:27.922 --> 01:22:31.342 -It's too late. -No, it's not. Trust me. I'm-- 01:22:36.431 --> 01:22:37.974 -That's Hal! -That's Hal? 01:22:38.057 --> 01:22:40.768 That maniac's here with the film! We're saved! 01:22:40.852 --> 01:22:42.937 -We're beyond salvation. -No, come on. 01:22:43.020 --> 01:22:45.231 -You want to see the movie. -I don't care about the movie. 01:22:45.356 --> 01:22:47.275 This could put you back on top. 01:22:47.358 --> 01:22:48.776 -You think? On top? -Yes. 01:22:48.860 --> 01:22:50.987 "May I have the envelope, please?" 01:22:52.530 --> 01:22:53.781 Hal! It's Hal. 01:23:00.872 --> 01:23:02.915 He's got the film. Go, go. 01:23:03.124 --> 01:23:04.625 The director. 01:23:04.792 --> 01:23:07.170 -He looks good. -Yeah, he looks great. 01:23:11.883 --> 01:23:13.342 Everybody? Let's get started. 01:23:13.426 --> 01:23:16.387 I'm Lee Phillips. Welcome to Time Over Time. 01:23:17.055 --> 01:23:18.306 Thank you. 01:23:19.474 --> 01:23:21.851 I'll go out on a ledge here and say.... 01:23:23.269 --> 01:23:24.979 I couldn't help myself. 01:23:25.480 --> 01:23:29.400 Please welcome the man responsible for this junket, Mr. Dave Kingman. 01:23:32.153 --> 01:23:33.905 Thank you very much, Lee. 01:23:34.238 --> 01:23:38.076 They say that good things come to those who wait. 01:23:38.951 --> 01:23:41.746 I waited 20 years to work with the great Hal Weidmann. 01:23:41.829 --> 01:23:44.665 I think Hal's cinematic influence has been felt for-- 01:23:44.749 --> 01:23:47.627 That's good. Thank you. That's good. 01:23:47.835 --> 01:23:49.170 Thank you. 01:23:50.755 --> 01:23:53.132 My name is Hal Weidmann. Hello. 01:23:57.095 --> 01:23:59.180 Ladies and gentlemen, this... 01:23:59.430 --> 01:24:03.768 ...is the most honest movie I have ever made. 01:24:04.644 --> 01:24:08.648 I wasn't looking for it. It came to me like a bus in the street. 01:24:09.023 --> 01:24:13.694 Or the woman who changes the flowers at our desert house. 01:24:15.363 --> 01:24:18.157 I can't talk about this film without weeping. Roll it, please. 01:24:19.242 --> 01:24:21.994 Thank you, Hal. Have a great time, everybody! 01:24:41.556 --> 01:24:43.850 Sarah. My name is Ben. I must speak with you. 01:24:43.975 --> 01:24:45.893 -Who are you? -That's not important. 01:24:45.977 --> 01:24:50.064 What's important now is your safety. Listen to me Sarah, you're in grave danger. 01:24:50.148 --> 01:24:53.276 I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out and say it: 01:24:53.359 --> 01:24:55.987 -I'm from the future. -Oh, my God! 01:24:56.571 --> 01:24:58.614 -You look beautiful. -Thank you. 01:24:59.240 --> 01:25:01.909 Come with me now. Now, Sarah, please. 01:25:06.080 --> 01:25:09.375 Love is a bridge built between two people. 01:25:09.584 --> 01:25:12.628 We want what exists between them... 01:25:13.713 --> 01:25:14.797 ...to be real. 01:25:14.922 --> 01:25:17.008 My name is Hal Weidmann. 01:25:17.425 --> 01:25:21.095 The film you're about to see is Time Over Time, or is it? 01:25:22.805 --> 01:25:25.600 The details are unimportant. Simply put... 01:25:25.808 --> 01:25:28.102 ...the script was shit. I tossed it. 01:25:28.811 --> 01:25:32.565 -Instead I decided to let my camera capture real life. -Just watch. 01:25:34.567 --> 01:25:37.779 I filmed my actors without their knowledge. 01:25:37.987 --> 01:25:42.075 I let the camera run after takes. I placed hidden cameras around the set. 01:25:42.408 --> 01:25:45.787 And the end resultis a story... 01:25:45.995 --> 01:25:51.209 ...far more involving than anything manufactured by actors and writers. 01:25:53.878 --> 01:25:56.005 This is real life. 01:25:56.255 --> 01:25:57.882 The juice. 01:25:58.466 --> 01:25:59.926 The stink. 01:26:02.136 --> 01:26:03.221 The glory. 01:26:10.311 --> 01:26:13.189 Often, you see a film and think, "Where did the money go?" 01:26:13.272 --> 01:26:14.273 Shut up! 01:26:18.986 --> 01:26:20.613 It's gonna be good. 01:26:21.155 --> 01:26:24.659 I don't mean to pressure you, but we're 15 days overschedule. 01:26:24.826 --> 01:26:26.077 Oh, no. 01:26:26.202 --> 01:26:27.912 What are we gonna do? 01:26:28.037 --> 01:26:32.333 I'm in the middle of shooting. This is a sensitive time. Do me a favour. 01:26:32.500 --> 01:26:36.671 Go away. Please. Never visit my set again. 01:26:40.133 --> 01:26:41.676 Watch him take it... 01:26:41.884 --> 01:26:43.636 ...up the gazoo. 01:26:45.680 --> 01:26:49.517 You're an idiot. I told you, we never should've hired Hal Weidmann. 01:26:57.358 --> 01:27:00.445 "You do 01:27:01.028 --> 01:27:04.115 "something to me 01:27:04.741 --> 01:27:06.117 "Something 01:27:06.325 --> 01:27:11.372 "that simply mystifies me 01:27:12.206 --> 01:27:15.084 "Tell me 01:27:15.877 --> 01:27:19.088 "why should it be 01:27:19.464 --> 01:27:20.631 "You have 01:27:21.090 --> 01:27:26.220 "the power to hypnotise me 01:27:26.971 --> 01:27:30.391 "Let me 01:27:30.641 --> 01:27:33.853 "live 'neath your spell" 01:27:34.228 --> 01:27:36.105 You're so good in this. 01:27:36.564 --> 01:27:37.732 "...that voodoo 01:27:38.274 --> 01:27:40.151 "that you do" 01:27:41.736 --> 01:27:42.820 Cut. 01:27:45.531 --> 01:27:49.035 Hal! Hal! Hal, can I get like three minutes? 01:27:49.744 --> 01:27:52.413 -Gwen, can I talk to you? -I'm working. 01:27:54.540 --> 01:27:55.875 Yes? 01:27:55.958 --> 01:27:58.044 -What's going on with you and him? -Nothing. 01:27:58.127 --> 01:27:59.837 His hands are all over your ass. 01:27:59.921 --> 01:28:03.049 My character would've done that at that point! 01:28:03.174 --> 01:28:06.344 -You look like a freaking prostitute! -Oh, please. Cut it out. 01:28:06.427 --> 01:28:08.888 -Don't make a fool of me. -Cut it out. 01:28:09.097 --> 01:28:11.849 I'm watching you every minute. Do you hear me? 01:28:12.058 --> 01:28:13.643 Cut it out. 01:28:13.976 --> 01:28:15.353 Do you hear me? 01:28:18.815 --> 01:28:20.483 I think Eddie knows. 01:28:20.691 --> 01:28:21.943 Knows what? 01:28:22.777 --> 01:28:24.445 About me and Hector. 01:28:25.446 --> 01:28:29.534 -You said nothing's happening with him. -Well, something happened. 01:28:34.288 --> 01:28:35.832 Do you see that zit? 01:28:36.958 --> 01:28:38.292 What the hell is this? 01:28:38.376 --> 01:28:39.877 You think I know? 01:28:40.962 --> 01:28:42.130 You bastard! 01:28:42.505 --> 01:28:44.590 -You see it? -I'll get something. 01:28:45.133 --> 01:28:46.801 I slept with him. 01:28:46.968 --> 01:28:48.219 Hector? 01:28:49.470 --> 01:28:51.597 -Are you in love with him? -Oh, come on. 01:28:51.681 --> 01:28:55.268 It's not always about love. Sometimes you just need to get laid. 01:28:58.646 --> 01:29:00.231 I tell you, he's hot. 01:29:01.023 --> 01:29:03.985 Handsome. He can go for hours. 01:29:05.319 --> 01:29:07.947 Just wish he had a bigger, you know, thingy. 01:29:11.492 --> 01:29:12.744 I love this movie. 01:29:12.827 --> 01:29:14.495 What do you mean? 01:29:14.996 --> 01:29:18.041 It's like a roll of quarters. It's like this. 01:29:22.003 --> 01:29:24.380 Well, maybe like this. 01:29:24.756 --> 01:29:26.132 I know too much. 01:29:29.927 --> 01:29:31.471 I'm going to scream. 01:29:31.721 --> 01:29:34.807 -I think it's very entertaining. -Lee, get over here! 01:29:36.934 --> 01:29:40.021 You stop this right now. I mean I'm gonna sue the studio. 01:29:40.229 --> 01:29:41.647 Lower your voice, darling. 01:29:41.731 --> 01:29:43.149 -Cut the film. -Shut up. 01:29:43.232 --> 01:29:45.526 Excuse me. Was that deserved? 01:29:45.735 --> 01:29:49.405 I think so. You've ruined me. You've ruined my career. 01:29:49.655 --> 01:29:53.076 Look at the screen. Don't you realize what that is? 01:29:53.284 --> 01:29:55.953 That's reinvention. That's birth. 01:29:56.162 --> 01:29:59.415 That's life itself. Can't you smell the life? 01:29:59.916 --> 01:30:03.169 Pretty soon you'll smell Ira Stern, my attorney! 01:30:04.462 --> 01:30:06.464 -Thank you, Hal. -Wacko. 01:30:07.006 --> 01:30:11.636 The film's new direction caught some of us a little bit off-guard. 01:30:12.303 --> 01:30:14.680 I am shocked. I'm outraged. 01:30:14.806 --> 01:30:15.973 There are textures! 01:30:16.099 --> 01:30:18.226 Can I just say something, please? 01:30:18.434 --> 01:30:22.605 What was said about my penis is completely false. Completely. 01:30:22.814 --> 01:30:26.818 I'm extremely well-hung. I'll submit to a physical inspection right now. 01:30:26.901 --> 01:30:29.445 I knew this film would be misunderstood. 01:30:29.654 --> 01:30:32.490 Kubrick was misunderstood. Godard. 01:30:32.698 --> 01:30:35.243 I'll kick your ass! Understand that! 01:30:35.493 --> 01:30:37.578 -Who are you? -Who am I? 01:30:37.787 --> 01:30:40.707 -I'm the ass-kicker of you! -Can I defend my father's work? 01:30:40.790 --> 01:30:42.709 No. Who's her father? 01:30:43.084 --> 01:30:44.669 -Hal. -No, you cannot! 01:30:44.919 --> 01:30:47.380 Let me defend Hector. I only slept with him once. 01:30:47.463 --> 01:30:50.133 His penis is bigger than a roll of quarters. 01:30:50.633 --> 01:30:52.385 -You slept with her? -I did not. 01:30:52.468 --> 01:30:55.471 -You slept with her? -I swear to God! She's lying. 01:30:55.555 --> 01:30:59.976 Except for the part about my penis. That's true. It's bigger than coins. 01:31:00.143 --> 01:31:03.479 There will be a law suit. Legal issues, invasion of privacy. 01:31:03.646 --> 01:31:05.565 -I agree. -Damage to my career! 01:31:05.648 --> 01:31:07.066 Yes, yes, I know. 01:31:07.316 --> 01:31:10.069 Congratulations. It's the most honest work I've done. 01:31:10.153 --> 01:31:12.905 -I'll work with you again. -I've a script we can throw out. 01:31:12.989 --> 01:31:14.157 -You're wonderful. -I'll send it to you. 01:31:15.283 --> 01:31:16.659 I have an announcement. 01:31:18.244 --> 01:31:20.955 I'd like to thank you all. I'm so happy you're here... 01:31:21.039 --> 01:31:22.999 ...and all our friends in the press... 01:31:23.082 --> 01:31:26.502 ...who've been so supportive this last year. 01:31:27.420 --> 01:31:29.464 I'm so happy to say: 01:31:30.631 --> 01:31:33.009 Eddie and I are getting back together. 01:31:38.306 --> 01:31:40.600 So thank you all so, so much. 01:31:40.850 --> 01:31:43.519 -What is this bullshit now? -Be quiet. 01:31:43.686 --> 01:31:45.980 This is bullshit. 01:31:46.189 --> 01:31:48.649 This morning, Eddie came over to the cottage. 01:31:48.775 --> 01:31:52.528 We had breakfast and a heartfelt talk. Didn't we, honey? 01:31:52.695 --> 01:31:55.448 I've wanted to get back together with Gwen... 01:31:55.656 --> 01:32:00.119 ...ever since we weren't together anymore. I've been obsessed about it. 01:32:00.286 --> 01:32:01.371 How sweet. 01:32:01.454 --> 01:32:04.374 Now that it's happened, I have to say: 01:32:04.540 --> 01:32:06.376 I'm amazed, and grateful. 01:32:06.626 --> 01:32:09.253 And I agree with Hector that it's bullshit. 01:32:09.379 --> 01:32:11.172 Thank you, thank you very much! 01:32:11.255 --> 01:32:13.049 -We talked about this. -We didn't. 01:32:13.132 --> 01:32:14.300 -Yes, we did. -No we didn't. 01:32:14.384 --> 01:32:16.010 We did. Don't you love me? 01:32:16.219 --> 01:32:19.222 I love the beautiful, bright, sexy woman up on the screen. 01:32:19.305 --> 01:32:21.432 -He loves me. -The girl I made movies with. 01:32:21.557 --> 01:32:25.853 That's not the real you, it's you pretending to be real, which you're really good at. 01:32:25.937 --> 01:32:29.148 In real life, I think I'm with the real you, but I'm not. 01:32:29.232 --> 01:32:30.942 I'd be with the real you here now... 01:32:31.025 --> 01:32:34.362 ...not the real you from the movies. I don't want to be with you. 01:32:34.445 --> 01:32:35.905 -Why not? -I just explained it to you. 01:32:35.988 --> 01:32:38.116 -You did? -I don't want to talk about it. 01:32:38.241 --> 01:32:40.535 -Not in front of these-- -Why not, Eddie? 01:32:40.618 --> 01:32:45.164 You're right. What could I have to say to you that I don't have to say... 01:32:45.373 --> 01:32:48.793 ...in front of 300 members of the international press? 01:32:49.210 --> 01:32:52.505 I'll tell you why: I'm in love with your sister. 01:32:55.466 --> 01:32:56.634 Kiki? 01:32:59.846 --> 01:33:01.973 -Is this some kind of joke? -No. 01:33:02.974 --> 01:33:05.017 Kiki, could you get over here? 01:33:10.606 --> 01:33:12.734 -Why her? -Oh, why not? 01:33:12.984 --> 01:33:16.487 Is it so unbelievable, unfathomable that a man could love me? 01:33:16.738 --> 01:33:18.781 -Not now. -I think now is the time. 01:33:18.865 --> 01:33:20.450 You just wait for me! 01:33:21.159 --> 01:33:22.410 Can I say something? 01:33:22.535 --> 01:33:23.953 -Yes. -No! 01:33:24.245 --> 01:33:26.456 Okay, one nut at a time. 01:33:26.873 --> 01:33:29.000 You're my sister. I love you. 01:33:29.375 --> 01:33:34.714 And it's important to me that you know nothing happened between me and Eddie until last night. 01:33:35.131 --> 01:33:38.551 I somehow feel so much better about you stealing my husband. 01:33:38.634 --> 01:33:41.387 Ex! Ex-husband. And I didn't steal anything. 01:33:41.554 --> 01:33:45.892 You've been shacked up for the past year with Ricky Ricardo. 01:33:49.812 --> 01:33:53.399 I am just tired of making excuses. 01:33:53.566 --> 01:33:55.693 I am done picking up dirty clothes. 01:33:55.902 --> 01:33:58.362 I am done pretending... 01:33:58.446 --> 01:34:00.907 ...that your life is my whole life. 01:34:01.741 --> 01:34:03.534 I'm just.... I'm done. 01:34:03.701 --> 01:34:06.579 So what you're really worried about is you, right? 01:34:07.997 --> 01:34:09.332 Yes. 01:34:10.750 --> 01:34:14.087 Well, I guess you're fired. 01:34:18.091 --> 01:34:19.842 Honey. 01:34:22.845 --> 01:34:26.432 You know all I care about is your happiness. 01:34:26.682 --> 01:34:27.767 That's sweet-- 01:34:27.850 --> 01:34:32.271 So, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 01:34:36.609 --> 01:34:38.903 -You're unbelievable. -Shut up. 01:34:39.529 --> 01:34:41.447 Next? What can I do for you? 01:34:41.531 --> 01:34:45.118 I know I shouldn't have said that in front of everybody, but.... 01:34:45.785 --> 01:34:48.329 For the last year, I've tried to find clarity. 01:34:48.413 --> 01:34:51.833 All of a sudden I am so clear it's ridiculous. 01:34:52.834 --> 01:34:54.460 I want to be with you. 01:34:54.627 --> 01:34:56.713 When did you make this decision? 01:34:57.046 --> 01:34:59.173 The moment I thought I'd lost you. 01:35:00.049 --> 01:35:01.968 -Damn it. -What? 01:35:02.301 --> 01:35:04.679 That was good. 01:35:07.223 --> 01:35:11.394 No, this is crazy. Eddie, this isn't going to work. 01:35:11.561 --> 01:35:12.895 Listen to me. 01:35:14.939 --> 01:35:16.524 I'm grateful for you. 01:35:18.192 --> 01:35:21.487 In all the world, the thing I'm most grateful for... 01:35:21.654 --> 01:35:22.905 ...is you. 01:35:26.242 --> 01:35:28.536 If that's a line from one of your movies-- 01:35:28.661 --> 01:35:29.996 That one's mine. 01:35:33.458 --> 01:35:34.542 What do we do now? 01:35:34.667 --> 01:35:37.420 Traditionally, we kiss. 01:35:37.670 --> 01:35:38.755 Yeah? 01:35:49.766 --> 01:35:53.102 Give her some room. Thank you. Step back, please. 01:35:53.936 --> 01:35:55.438 Easy. 01:35:56.939 --> 01:35:59.067 I'm on pain medication... 01:35:59.275 --> 01:36:02.779 ...that makes me say things I'd never say otherwise. 01:36:03.321 --> 01:36:05.990 Just to set the record perfectly straight... 01:36:06.282 --> 01:36:09.285 ...Eddie and I never had any plans to reconcile. 01:36:09.952 --> 01:36:10.953 And? 01:36:11.162 --> 01:36:13.790 And Hector is very well-endowed. 01:36:13.956 --> 01:36:17.877 Almost too well-endowed. You know? I've had complaints. Literally. 01:36:23.925 --> 01:36:26.010 -What are you doing? -Packing. 01:36:26.302 --> 01:36:28.971 -Let me help you with that. -No, that's okay. 01:36:29.305 --> 01:36:32.016 That's.... No, really, folding! 01:36:32.183 --> 01:36:34.852 No arguments. Let somebody help you for once. 01:36:38.564 --> 01:36:39.816 There you are. 01:36:40.691 --> 01:36:42.318 That was unbelievable. 01:36:42.485 --> 01:36:45.029 That was just amazing That was like a movie with a stage show. 01:36:45.113 --> 01:36:48.324 If you all would tour with the film, we'd make a fortune. 01:36:48.408 --> 01:36:50.952 And your sister, Kiki, she's unbelievable. 01:36:51.077 --> 01:36:52.578 This is really remarkable. 01:36:52.662 --> 01:36:56.916 The entire country has voted her off the island but, no! She's back! 01:36:56.999 --> 01:36:58.918 I've never seen anything like it. 01:36:59.001 --> 01:37:03.089 They like the movie. The press actually likes this crazy movie! They call it The Blair Bitch Project! 01:37:03.256 --> 01:37:06.426 But the best news is you two. Do you want to have a drink or something? 01:37:06.592 --> 01:37:08.594 -We're on our way out. -Where you going? 01:37:08.678 --> 01:37:09.762 We don't know. Isn't that great? 01:37:09.887 --> 01:37:13.808 Once in a while, good things happen. All right, I'll see you. 01:37:13.891 --> 01:37:17.019 There's a car waiting, you won't have to deal with the press. 01:37:17.103 --> 01:37:19.105 But I'll need you! We got a lot to do! 01:37:19.188 --> 01:37:20.898 This one's going to work! 01:37:40.585 --> 01:37:41.753 Hi. 01:37:42.045 --> 01:37:44.130 Can I explain why I didn't call? 01:37:44.154 --> 01:38:04.154 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.