WEBVTT 00:00:00.049 --> 00:00:15.049 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:18.673 --> 00:00:22.802 One of your old favorite songs from way back when 00:00:22.843 --> 00:00:24.428 So... 00:00:24.512 --> 00:00:26.806 Take her wrap, fellas 00:00:26.847 --> 00:00:29.475 Find her an empty lap, fellas 00:00:29.558 --> 00:00:31.977 Dolly'll never go away 00:00:31.978 --> 00:00:34.480 Dolly'll never go away 00:00:34.563 --> 00:00:39.110 Dolly'll never go away again 00:00:39.193 --> 00:00:41.070 [ Cheering and applause ] 00:00:43.155 --> 00:00:44.573 Hey, do you guys know this one? 00:00:44.615 --> 00:00:46.242 [ Plays Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass" on piano ] 00:00:46.325 --> 00:00:47.910 WOMAN: Oh! 00:00:47.994 --> 00:00:49.829 Now this is the real shit. 00:00:49.870 --> 00:00:51.372 WOMAN: Uh-huh. 00:00:54.625 --> 00:00:57.086 ALL: Shake your ass, watch yourself 00:00:57.169 --> 00:00:58.629 Shake your ass 00:00:58.671 --> 00:01:00.131 Show me what you're working with 00:01:00.172 --> 00:01:02.174 Attention all young players and pimps 00:01:02.258 --> 00:01:04.427 Right now is the place to be 00:01:04.510 --> 00:01:07.305 I thought I told y'all niggers before 00:01:07.346 --> 00:01:09.348 Y'all niggers don't fuck with me 00:01:09.432 --> 00:01:10.975 Shake your ass 00:01:11.058 --> 00:01:12.143 Watch yourself 00:01:12.226 --> 00:01:13.561 Shake your ass 00:01:13.602 --> 00:01:14.770 Show me what you're working with 00:01:14.812 --> 00:01:16.022 Shake your ass 00:01:16.105 --> 00:01:17.315 [ Music and singing stops ] 00:01:19.317 --> 00:01:21.319 You suck. 00:01:24.822 --> 00:01:26.741 - Uh! - Uh! 00:01:33.581 --> 00:01:34.540 WOMAN: Oh! 00:01:34.582 --> 00:01:37.585 MAN: Who put the horse out? 00:01:46.469 --> 00:01:47.803 SECOND MAN: She's good. 00:01:51.641 --> 00:01:54.644 She... she's been really sick. 00:01:56.854 --> 00:01:59.148 Bad, bad, bad girl! 00:01:59.190 --> 00:02:01.651 [ Music from "The Exorcist" plays ] 00:02:05.863 --> 00:02:08.824 OK. That'll be $17.50. 00:02:08.866 --> 00:02:10.993 Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare. 00:02:11.077 --> 00:02:13.704 [ Banging on door ] 00:02:15.957 --> 00:02:17.249 I'm Father McFeely. 00:02:17.291 --> 00:02:18.668 I'm so glad you're here. 00:02:18.709 --> 00:02:20.795 I came as fast as I could, but at my age... 00:02:20.878 --> 00:02:22.880 the little soldier needs a lot more thumping... 00:02:22.964 --> 00:02:24.924 before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean. 00:02:24.966 --> 00:02:26.676 I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole... 00:02:26.717 --> 00:02:29.095 just before I unleash the dog of war... 00:02:29.136 --> 00:02:30.429 It's OK. I understand. 00:02:30.471 --> 00:02:32.431 You know, because in the old days... 00:02:32.473 --> 00:02:33.975 you know when you... 00:02:34.058 --> 00:02:35.977 [ Deep-voiced scream ] 00:02:36.018 --> 00:02:37.478 How is she? 00:02:38.688 --> 00:02:39.855 It's gotten worse, Father. 00:02:39.897 --> 00:02:42.358 Really? 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:45.361 She won't eat, she won't talk. 00:02:46.570 --> 00:02:49.406 The child won't even let me touch her. 00:02:49.407 --> 00:02:53.035 Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy. 00:02:53.077 --> 00:02:54.287 Father... 00:02:54.370 --> 00:02:56.831 the church sent me to assist you. 00:02:56.914 --> 00:02:58.916 I'm Father Harris. 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:00.960 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to see you. 00:03:01.002 --> 00:03:03.421 HARRIS: Would you like to see the girl? 00:03:03.462 --> 00:03:05.756 McFeely: Soon... 00:03:05.798 --> 00:03:08.301 but first I must bless this house. 00:03:25.776 --> 00:03:28.362 "The sorrows of death compassed me... 00:03:28.446 --> 00:03:30.740 "and the pains of Hell got hold upon me. 00:03:30.781 --> 00:03:31.949 "I found..." 00:03:32.033 --> 00:03:34.160 [ Buzzing ] 00:03:34.243 --> 00:03:37.079 "Then called I upon the name of the Lord and..." 00:03:37.121 --> 00:03:39.248 [ Coughing ] 00:03:43.127 --> 00:03:44.587 [ Coughing ] 00:03:51.677 --> 00:03:53.721 "My soul from death." 00:03:53.804 --> 00:03:56.265 Oh, God. Please, Lord. 00:03:56.349 --> 00:03:59.769 Help me to release this demon. 00:03:59.810 --> 00:04:02.313 [ Farting ] 00:04:02.396 --> 00:04:04.190 Ahh! 00:04:04.231 --> 00:04:08.027 Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. 00:04:08.069 --> 00:04:09.320 Oh, hold on. 00:04:09.362 --> 00:04:11.030 [ Farting ] 00:04:12.865 --> 00:04:15.326 Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. 00:04:15.409 --> 00:04:17.286 Ha, ha, ha! 00:04:17.328 --> 00:04:19.121 [ Sighs ] 00:04:19.163 --> 00:04:20.206 Thank you, Lord. 00:04:20.289 --> 00:04:21.749 [ Toilet flushes ] 00:04:23.459 --> 00:04:24.961 [ Thunder ] 00:04:32.969 --> 00:04:38.432 [ Growling ] 00:04:38.474 --> 00:04:39.892 Aah! 00:04:39.934 --> 00:04:41.519 Fuck this. 00:04:42.561 --> 00:04:43.980 Father! 00:04:44.063 --> 00:04:45.856 Fuck! Did you see this? Look at this! 00:04:45.898 --> 00:04:47.566 Please, Father, think of the child. 00:04:47.650 --> 00:04:48.609 McFeely: Fuck! 00:04:48.651 --> 00:04:49.986 HARRIS: Yes. 00:04:57.326 --> 00:04:58.953 It's freezing. 00:05:03.499 --> 00:05:05.459 [ Moaning ] 00:05:17.471 --> 00:05:18.639 Let us pray. 00:05:18.681 --> 00:05:21.142 McFeely: "Defender of the human race... 00:05:21.183 --> 00:05:23.978 "look down in pity upon this, your servant." 00:05:24.020 --> 00:05:26.397 Shove it up your ass, you worthless piece of shit. 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:28.065 MEGAN: Aah! 00:05:28.149 --> 00:05:29.859 Silence! 00:05:29.942 --> 00:05:30.901 Mmm. 00:05:30.943 --> 00:05:32.278 "Holy Lord... " 00:05:32.320 --> 00:05:35.114 Your mother is in here with us, Harris. 00:05:35.156 --> 00:05:36.115 Would you like to leave a message? 00:05:36.198 --> 00:05:37.867 I'll be sure that she gets it. 00:05:37.950 --> 00:05:40.786 Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please? 00:05:42.663 --> 00:05:43.998 You're no fun. 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:45.499 I'm working. 00:05:45.541 --> 00:05:47.627 See you later, Mrs. Harris. 00:05:47.710 --> 00:05:50.212 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father in... " 00:05:50.296 --> 00:05:51.255 Aah! 00:05:51.297 --> 00:05:52.256 HARRIS: "Everlasting God... 00:05:52.298 --> 00:05:54.425 "and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... 00:05:54.508 --> 00:05:56.802 "and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy. 00:05:56.844 --> 00:05:59.847 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father... 00:05:59.930 --> 00:06:01.474 "everlasting God... 00:06:01.515 --> 00:06:04.435 "who once consigned that fallen tyrant... 00:06:04.477 --> 00:06:05.853 "to the flames of Hell... 00:06:05.895 --> 00:06:08.981 "who sent your only son into the world... 00:06:09.065 --> 00:06:11.150 "to crush that roaring tiger... 00:06:11.192 --> 00:06:13.069 "and who got that unholy bitch Jerri... 00:06:13.152 --> 00:06:14.320 "kicked off of "Survivor... " 00:06:14.403 --> 00:06:17.156 Fuck me! Fuck me! 00:06:17.198 --> 00:06:18.824 Father! 00:06:18.908 --> 00:06:20.618 HARRIS: Father! 00:06:20.701 --> 00:06:21.661 Huh? 00:06:21.702 --> 00:06:23.663 This is not part of the ritual. 00:06:24.872 --> 00:06:29.835 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy... 00:06:29.877 --> 00:06:31.879 Ha, ha, ha! 00:06:40.346 --> 00:06:41.347 Ha, ha, ha! 00:06:43.015 --> 00:06:44.558 Ha, ha, ha! 00:06:50.106 --> 00:06:51.607 Oh! [ Sobs ] 00:06:53.401 --> 00:06:54.860 Here you go, Father. All clean. 00:06:54.944 --> 00:06:56.404 Oh, thank you so much. 00:06:56.445 --> 00:06:58.406 OK. 00:06:58.447 --> 00:07:00.449 Hee, hee, hee! 00:07:00.533 --> 00:07:02.493 MEGAN IN DISTORTED VOICE: You failed, McFeely. 00:07:02.576 --> 00:07:05.078 Your weapons are useless against me. 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:06.914 Let us pray. 00:07:06.956 --> 00:07:09.834 BOTH? Our Father who Art in Heaven... 00:07:09.875 --> 00:07:11.043 [ Distorted voice ] Ha ha! 00:07:11.085 --> 00:07:12.585 Stop it! 00:07:12.586 --> 00:07:14.087 BOTH: Hallowed be Thy name. 00:07:14.088 --> 00:07:15.214 [ Distorted voice ] Ha ha! 00:07:15.256 --> 00:07:16.340 Zip it. 00:07:16.465 --> 00:07:17.591 Thy kingdom come. 00:07:17.675 --> 00:07:20.678 [ Distorted voice ] Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. 00:07:20.761 --> 00:07:21.721 Ha! Shit! 00:07:21.762 --> 00:07:22.763 [ Megan laughing ] 00:07:25.266 --> 00:07:26.851 Suck on this. [ Gun cocks ] 00:07:26.934 --> 00:07:28.102 [ Distorted voice ] Uh-oh! 00:07:28.144 --> 00:07:30.813 [ Sugar Ray's "Sorry Now" playing ] 00:07:35.901 --> 00:07:37.320 [ Singing ] I let you go 00:07:37.403 --> 00:07:39.447 Let you go like a dozen balloons 00:07:41.532 --> 00:07:43.951 Without even thinking 00:07:43.993 --> 00:07:46.078 I didn't know, now I know 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:49.373 It was much too soon 00:07:49.415 --> 00:07:51.375 It was much too soon 00:07:51.417 --> 00:07:56.631 Why can't you call and say you miss me? 00:07:56.672 --> 00:07:58.716 CINDY: So you think you made it into the class, Shorty? 00:07:58.758 --> 00:08:00.092 I sure hope so, Cindy. 00:08:00.134 --> 00:08:01.594 You could use the grade, huh? 00:08:01.595 --> 00:08:03.929 Nah. I need a place to stay. 00:08:03.971 --> 00:08:06.682 Mom Dukes kicked me out, but you know something? 00:08:06.724 --> 00:08:09.185 I learned something very important in college... 00:08:09.226 --> 00:08:10.519 the value of books. 00:08:10.561 --> 00:08:11.562 Really? 00:08:11.604 --> 00:08:12.730 Yeah. Look at this here. 00:08:14.315 --> 00:08:18.861 Free paper. Ha ha! Shit, son. 00:08:18.903 --> 00:08:21.155 Yeah, so how you digging college? 00:08:21.197 --> 00:08:22.406 I don't know. 00:08:22.448 --> 00:08:24.909 It's OK, I guess. 00:08:24.951 --> 00:08:27.285 I feel like such a geek sometimes, though. 00:08:27.286 --> 00:08:29.872 Everyone is so cool, and I'm... not. 00:08:29.914 --> 00:08:31.999 Oh, come on, Cindy. 00:08:32.041 --> 00:08:33.459 You ain't that bad. 00:08:33.501 --> 00:08:35.461 All you need is a little bit of flavor. 00:08:35.503 --> 00:08:37.046 Hmm. Maybe some new gear. 00:08:37.088 --> 00:08:38.297 "Gear?" 00:08:38.339 --> 00:08:39.632 That's slang for "clothing." 00:08:39.674 --> 00:08:41.634 - Oh. - Here. Come on. 00:08:41.676 --> 00:08:43.052 We gonna cool you up right now. 00:08:43.094 --> 00:08:46.681 Don't sit like this, first of all. 00:08:46.722 --> 00:08:48.766 Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool. 00:08:48.808 --> 00:08:50.685 - OK. - Right up, son. 00:08:50.726 --> 00:08:52.770 Feel yourself, son, like that. 00:08:52.812 --> 00:08:54.105 Yeah. Now go like this. 00:08:54.146 --> 00:08:56.357 Uh. Uh, yeah. 00:08:56.399 --> 00:08:58.359 - That's cool. - Yeah. 00:08:58.401 --> 00:09:00.027 Yeah. Now stand up, let me show you some moves. 00:09:00.069 --> 00:09:01.112 Right, left. 00:09:01.153 --> 00:09:02.405 Right, left. 00:09:02.446 --> 00:09:04.573 Uh, son. Uh! 00:09:04.615 --> 00:09:05.866 BOTH: Right, left. 00:09:05.908 --> 00:09:07.076 Right, kick. 00:09:07.118 --> 00:09:08.119 Uh, son. 00:09:08.160 --> 00:09:09.370 Uh, psych. 00:09:09.412 --> 00:09:10.454 Throw a little bit of slang in there. 00:09:10.496 --> 00:09:14.292 Say, "Yo, that jacket is tight, son. Ya mean?" 00:09:14.333 --> 00:09:17.086 Yo, that jacket is tight, son. 00:09:17.128 --> 00:09:18.838 - Ya mean? - Ya mean? 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:21.882 Yeah, something like that. 00:09:21.924 --> 00:09:22.883 Throw it all together. 00:09:22.925 --> 00:09:24.510 OK. Right, left. 00:09:24.552 --> 00:09:26.220 Right, kick, uh! 00:09:26.262 --> 00:09:28.389 Yo, that jacket is tight. 00:09:28.431 --> 00:09:31.517 Now run that shit, bitch. Ya mean? 00:09:33.561 --> 00:09:35.604 That is the shit, dog. 00:09:35.646 --> 00:09:38.691 Oh, man. You boners aren't ready yet? 00:09:38.733 --> 00:09:40.818 Dude, relax, man. I'm telling you, 00:09:40.860 --> 00:09:42.820 We 'll get there on time, all right? 00:09:42.862 --> 00:09:44.655 Yo, dogs, what y'all think? 00:09:44.697 --> 00:09:46.365 Tucked in or out? 00:09:47.950 --> 00:09:49.118 - Out, man. - Out, man. Come on. 00:09:49.160 --> 00:09:51.621 No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought. 00:09:51.662 --> 00:09:54.332 You fuckheads would be ready if you weren't partying all night. 00:09:54.373 --> 00:09:56.709 Come on, man. It was so awesome. 00:09:56.751 --> 00:09:58.085 We got so wasted, man! 00:09:58.127 --> 00:09:59.795 I had, like, a keg myself. 00:09:59.837 --> 00:10:01.922 I woke up naked in a tub of ice. 00:10:01.964 --> 00:10:03.007 All right! 00:10:03.049 --> 00:10:04.507 Yeah, man. 00:10:04.508 --> 00:10:07.762 Oh, shit, Ray, you got a tattoo. 00:10:07.803 --> 00:10:10.056 Oh, shit. What's it say? 00:10:10.097 --> 00:10:12.266 "Ray!" Oh, man. 00:10:12.308 --> 00:10:14.184 Oh, shit, you got a tattoo, too. 00:10:14.185 --> 00:10:15.269 Oh, really? Dude! 00:10:15.311 --> 00:10:17.146 Dude, what's it say? 00:10:17.188 --> 00:10:18.689 "Fucked me." 00:10:18.731 --> 00:10:20.650 Oh, sweet, man. "Ray..." 00:10:20.691 --> 00:10:21.901 "Fucked me." 00:10:21.942 --> 00:10:24.028 - "Ray..." - "Fucked me." 00:10:24.070 --> 00:10:25.905 BOTH: "Ray fucked me." 00:10:25.947 --> 00:10:28.824 Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo! 00:10:28.866 --> 00:10:30.868 What, man? 00:10:30.910 --> 00:10:32.161 Oh. 00:10:32.203 --> 00:10:33.829 Wedgie moment! Ha ha! 00:10:33.871 --> 00:10:37.291 Come on. You're gonna give me a yeast infection. 00:10:37.375 --> 00:10:38.960 Hey, girl, that jacket is slamming. 00:10:39.001 --> 00:10:39.961 Thanks. 00:10:40.002 --> 00:10:41.128 You better be careful, though. 00:10:41.170 --> 00:10:42.421 Some girl got an ass-whipping... 00:10:42.463 --> 00:10:44.173 over a jacket stolen earlier today. 00:10:44.215 --> 00:10:46.509 Some people is so ghetto. 00:10:46.550 --> 00:10:48.678 What class we got next? 00:10:48.719 --> 00:10:49.804 Psychology. 00:10:49.845 --> 00:10:52.014 Oh! Me, too! 101? 00:10:52.056 --> 00:10:54.934 - In room 302 at 10?00? - That's it! 00:10:54.976 --> 00:10:57.478 Oh! Uh-uh! No. This is too much. 00:10:57.520 --> 00:10:58.771 I got these psychic powers on line. 00:10:58.813 --> 00:11:01.315 Remind me to get a lotto ticket tomorrow. 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:03.317 Oh, don't split the pole now. 00:11:03.359 --> 00:11:06.112 That is very, very bad luck. My psychic told me. 00:11:06.153 --> 00:11:08.531 ALEX: You don't really believe in that stuff, do you? 00:11:08.572 --> 00:11:10.532 BRENDA: Yes, I do. Very much. 00:11:10.533 --> 00:11:11.867 [ Horn honks ] 00:11:16.664 --> 00:11:18.332 Are these all the subjects? 00:11:18.374 --> 00:11:20.459 Yes, sir. I took the liberty of putting... 00:11:20.501 --> 00:11:22.878 those with near-death experiences on the very top. 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:24.379 Any of them hot? 00:11:24.380 --> 00:11:27.591 As I'm sure you are aware, Professor... 00:11:27.633 --> 00:11:30.803 subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely... 00:11:30.845 --> 00:11:32.555 to have the suggestibility required... 00:11:32.596 --> 00:11:35.599 for paranormal investigation, which is why, of course... 00:11:35.641 --> 00:11:38.519 I gave them special consideration. 00:11:38.561 --> 00:11:40.146 Oh, good thinking, Dwight. 00:11:40.187 --> 00:11:42.565 Traumatized coeds are a sure thing. 00:11:45.568 --> 00:11:46.944 PROFESSOR: Ooh, I like her. 00:11:46.986 --> 00:11:48.404 Oh, yes, sir. That is Cindy Campbell... 00:11:48.405 --> 00:11:51.616 classic abandoned personality disorder. 00:11:51.657 --> 00:11:53.534 She seems guarded, but willing. 00:11:54.577 --> 00:11:56.203 And this? 00:11:56.245 --> 00:11:57.872 That is Ray Wilkins, sir. 00:11:57.913 --> 00:11:59.457 I couldn't quite figure him out... 00:11:59.498 --> 00:12:01.792 but he seemed very eager and pleased to meet me. 00:12:01.834 --> 00:12:04.045 What's this? 00:12:04.086 --> 00:12:08.799 It's a picture that he sent after the interview. 00:12:08.841 --> 00:12:11.719 Where did you find these kids? 00:12:11.761 --> 00:12:13.262 Sir, they're all survivors... 00:12:13.304 --> 00:12:14.889 of the Stevenston County Massacre. 00:12:14.930 --> 00:12:18.351 Oh, fantastic! 00:12:19.435 --> 00:12:23.022 These kids are exactly the catalyst we need... 00:12:23.064 --> 00:12:26.734 to awaken the spirits of Hell House. 00:12:26.776 --> 00:12:30.196 Sir, exactly how are we going to get them up there? 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:31.864 We'll tell them... 00:12:31.906 --> 00:12:33.491 it's part of the class. 00:12:33.532 --> 00:12:36.702 We'll say... excuse me... 00:12:36.744 --> 00:12:38.037 that they're participating in a study... 00:12:38.079 --> 00:12:40.456 of sleep disorders. 00:12:40.498 --> 00:12:42.333 We are going to make history, Dwight... 00:12:42.375 --> 00:12:44.752 the first documented... 00:12:44.794 --> 00:12:49.507 unrefuted evidence of life after death. 00:12:49.548 --> 00:12:50.758 PROFESSOR: Welcome, everybody. 00:12:50.800 --> 00:12:52.927 I'm Professor Oldman. 00:12:52.969 --> 00:12:55.762 Each of you have been carefully selected... 00:12:55.763 --> 00:12:57.181 to be in this class... 00:12:57.223 --> 00:13:01.018 for which you receive an automatic grade of "A"... 00:13:01.060 --> 00:13:02.936 upon completion. 00:13:02.937 --> 00:13:06.399 Now, this year's study is insomnia. 00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:07.774 [ Snoring ] 00:13:07.775 --> 00:13:10.152 We are going to spend the weekend together... 00:13:10.194 --> 00:13:12.738 where we've established a controlled environment... 00:13:12.780 --> 00:13:17.743 in which we'll study your various sleep disorders. 00:13:17.785 --> 00:13:19.078 Now, I'll be passing out directions... 00:13:19.120 --> 00:13:21.414 - I can do it. - No. 00:13:21.455 --> 00:13:23.082 - No, Dwight. - I can do it. 00:13:23.124 --> 00:13:26.377 I can... myself... do it. 00:13:26.419 --> 00:13:28.379 PROFESSOR: Now, you should all be there... 00:13:28.421 --> 00:13:33.050 by 6 p.m. tonight and plan to stay through Monday. 00:13:33.092 --> 00:13:34.760 I'll see you all this evening. 00:13:34.802 --> 00:13:37.096 Hey! 00:13:37.138 --> 00:13:38.472 You left your book back there. 00:13:38.473 --> 00:13:41.100 CINDY: Oh. Thanks. 00:13:41.142 --> 00:13:42.560 I'm Cindy. 00:13:42.601 --> 00:13:44.228 - Buddy. - Hey. 00:13:44.270 --> 00:13:47.273 So, looks like we're gonna spend the weekend together. 00:13:47.315 --> 00:13:48.607 Yeah. 00:13:48.649 --> 00:13:51.902 You want to get together and study or something? 00:13:51.944 --> 00:13:54.155 Study? Ha! 00:13:55.156 --> 00:13:56.240 That was kind of bad. 00:13:56.282 --> 00:13:57.533 Ha, ha, ha! 00:13:57.575 --> 00:13:58.743 I'm sorry, Buddy. 00:13:58.784 --> 00:14:01.662 You seem like a really nice guy... 00:14:01.704 --> 00:14:04.957 but I just got out of a really bad relationship... 00:14:04.999 --> 00:14:07.251 so I'm not quite ready to start dating yet. 00:14:07.293 --> 00:14:09.128 Oh. 00:14:09.170 --> 00:14:11.464 But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends. 00:14:11.505 --> 00:14:14.675 Sure. Yeah. Cool. That... friends. 00:14:14.717 --> 00:14:16.844 OK. See you later, friend. 00:14:16.886 --> 00:14:18.763 All right, pal. 00:14:20.181 --> 00:14:21.474 Oh! 00:14:21.515 --> 00:14:24.977 Wedgie! Smell you later! 00:14:25.353 --> 00:14:29.357 VITAMIN C: [ Singing ] As we go on, we remember 00:14:29.398 --> 00:14:30.733 [ Singing along with radio ] 00:14:30.775 --> 00:14:33.194 All the good times 00:14:33.235 --> 00:14:36.197 We had together 00:14:36.238 --> 00:14:39.825 As our lives change 00:14:39.867 --> 00:14:42.161 Come whatever 00:14:42.203 --> 00:14:45.539 We will still be 00:14:45.581 --> 00:14:47.166 Friends forever 00:14:47.208 --> 00:14:48.666 [ Record scratch, music ends ] 00:14:48.667 --> 00:14:50.920 VITAMIN C ON RADIO: Hey! Will you shut the fuck up... 00:14:50.962 --> 00:14:52.296 and let me sing? 00:14:52.338 --> 00:14:54.298 [ Music resumes ] 00:14:54.340 --> 00:14:56.801 La, la, la, la, la, la, la 00:14:56.842 --> 00:15:00.304 La, la, la, la, la, la, la 00:15:00.346 --> 00:15:03.099 La, la, la, la, la, la, la... 00:15:32.878 --> 00:15:35.589 MAN: Ow! 00:15:35.631 --> 00:15:37.091 Hello? 00:15:39.593 --> 00:15:41.178 MAN: Oh! 00:15:41.220 --> 00:15:43.222 [ Door creaks ] 00:15:43.264 --> 00:15:45.266 Hello? 00:15:55.526 --> 00:15:56.902 Hello? 00:15:58.070 --> 00:15:59.071 [ Bird squawks ] 00:15:59.113 --> 00:16:01.866 Hi, little guy. Look at you. 00:16:01.907 --> 00:16:03.075 BIRD: Little? I'm not little. 00:16:03.117 --> 00:16:06.077 I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out. 00:16:06.078 --> 00:16:07.955 You ever seen a bird dick this big? 00:16:07.997 --> 00:16:09.498 Too much for you, huh, baby? 00:16:09.540 --> 00:16:10.499 Yeah. 00:16:10.583 --> 00:16:12.501 All right. Step off then, sweet cheeks. 00:16:12.543 --> 00:16:14.295 Come back when you want some real loving. 00:16:14.337 --> 00:16:15.588 [ Faint chuckle ] 00:16:15.630 --> 00:16:17.715 OK. 00:16:17.757 --> 00:16:19.175 Fucking tease. 00:16:26.223 --> 00:16:28.059 CINDY: Hello? 00:16:31.270 --> 00:16:32.647 Aah! 00:16:32.688 --> 00:16:34.440 [ Both screaming ] 00:16:38.861 --> 00:16:41.276 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, child. 00:16:41.318 --> 00:16:43.069 Did I frighten you, child? 00:16:43.070 --> 00:16:47.032 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared? 00:16:47.074 --> 00:16:49.451 All right. I'll sing to you. 00:16:49.493 --> 00:16:54.414 God is in his holy temple 00:16:54.456 --> 00:16:57.417 [ Hanson Humming ] 00:16:59.461 --> 00:17:00.420 Better? 00:17:00.462 --> 00:17:03.966 I'm here with Professor Oldman's group. 00:17:04.007 --> 00:17:07.302 I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker. 00:17:07.344 --> 00:17:08.971 - Hi. - Hi. 00:17:09.012 --> 00:17:10.430 And what's your name, sweet child? 00:17:10.431 --> 00:17:11.640 I'm Cindy. 00:17:11.682 --> 00:17:13.141 Cindy. 00:17:13.183 --> 00:17:16.853 Oh, but the resemblance is striking. 00:17:16.895 --> 00:17:21.525 Look at the thin cheek bones and the same lips. 00:17:21.566 --> 00:17:23.735 Same... same eyes. 00:17:23.777 --> 00:17:26.154 Look at your hair. 00:17:26.196 --> 00:17:27.155 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:17:27.197 --> 00:17:29.408 You've got the same nose. 00:17:29.449 --> 00:17:30.742 Tickle, tickle. 00:17:30.784 --> 00:17:33.078 Be-boop, be-boop on the nose. 00:17:33.120 --> 00:17:34.663 Ha, ha, ha! 00:17:34.705 --> 00:17:37.207 Shall I show you to your room? 00:17:37.249 --> 00:17:40.043 Oh! Oh, that's heavy. Whoo! That's heavy! 00:17:40.085 --> 00:17:42.337 I better use my strong hand. 00:17:42.379 --> 00:17:44.715 - Oh! Clumsy. - Oh! No, that's fine. 00:17:44.756 --> 00:17:46.591 Look, you got the panties... 00:17:46.633 --> 00:17:48.051 I can take care of it. 00:17:48.093 --> 00:17:49.720 Look at... Oh, what you got here? 00:17:49.761 --> 00:17:50.929 [ Smelling ] 00:17:50.971 --> 00:17:53.473 Ah! 00:17:53.515 --> 00:17:54.808 Can't forget your toothbrush. 00:17:54.850 --> 00:17:56.018 Oh! 00:17:56.059 --> 00:17:57.394 Gonna need that for later. 00:17:57.436 --> 00:17:59.187 OK. Here we go. Follow me, child. 00:17:59.229 --> 00:18:00.897 - Oh, God. - Watch my bottom. 00:18:00.939 --> 00:18:02.107 Coming through. 00:18:02.149 --> 00:18:04.026 Come on. Right this way. 00:18:04.067 --> 00:18:06.278 Here we are. 00:18:06.320 --> 00:18:07.446 [ Humming ] 00:18:07.487 --> 00:18:11.283 CINDY: So, um, do you live here by yourself? 00:18:11.325 --> 00:18:13.118 Well, yes. We've tried to rent it out... 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:15.329 but people don't seem to want to stay very long. 00:18:15.370 --> 00:18:18.999 Ha ha! Oh, there's old Mother Kane... 00:18:19.041 --> 00:18:21.168 and that's old Master Kane. 00:18:21.209 --> 00:18:22.836 Who's that? 00:18:24.046 --> 00:18:25.963 That's Big Daddy Kane. 00:18:25.964 --> 00:18:27.090 CINDY: Oh. 00:18:27.132 --> 00:18:28.258 Oh, he's cute. 00:18:28.300 --> 00:18:29.301 Oh, yeah. 00:18:29.343 --> 00:18:32.262 That was the master's favorite toy. 00:18:32.304 --> 00:18:35.015 I don't know what it's doing out here. 00:18:35.057 --> 00:18:36.558 I swear. Sometimes I think... 00:18:36.600 --> 00:18:39.227 these toys have a mind of their own. 00:18:41.063 --> 00:18:44.232 Ow! Ow! 00:18:47.736 --> 00:18:49.529 [ Squeaking ] 00:18:49.571 --> 00:18:51.406 Right this way. 00:18:52.741 --> 00:18:55.661 Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart. 00:18:55.702 --> 00:18:57.955 No. That was the master's mistress's room. 00:18:57.996 --> 00:19:01.959 Yeah, he kind of was a little bit of a hornball. 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:04.962 No. You go and stay right over here. 00:19:05.003 --> 00:19:08.048 This was the room that belonged to the love of his life... 00:19:08.090 --> 00:19:11.301 his wife, Caroline. 00:19:11.343 --> 00:19:12.719 I'll show it to you. 00:19:12.761 --> 00:19:15.305 Oh! Watch. My fanny's coming through. 00:19:15.347 --> 00:19:18.517 Watch it. Make room for fanny. 00:19:18.558 --> 00:19:21.812 Oh, wow! It's beautiful. 00:19:21.853 --> 00:19:23.063 Well, thank you, child. 00:19:23.105 --> 00:19:24.982 You know, I have been working out. 00:19:25.023 --> 00:19:27.150 I've been doing my bun busters every day. 00:19:27.192 --> 00:19:29.778 I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose. 00:19:29.820 --> 00:19:32.447 I squeeze really tight... 00:19:32.489 --> 00:19:33.907 and then let loose. [ Farting ] 00:19:33.949 --> 00:19:34.950 Ooh! 00:19:35.951 --> 00:19:39.955 HANSON: OK. Ooh! 00:19:39.997 --> 00:19:41.873 Oh, yes. 00:19:41.915 --> 00:19:43.125 CINDY: Look at this. 00:19:43.166 --> 00:19:45.294 Caroline looked beautiful in that dress. 00:19:45.335 --> 00:19:48.630 In fact, she always looked her best. 00:19:48.672 --> 00:19:50.716 Do you know that she used to entertain... 00:19:50.757 --> 00:19:53.552 for royalty and common folk and... 00:19:53.593 --> 00:19:55.429 even the President of the United States. 00:19:57.514 --> 00:19:59.641 Ew. 00:20:00.642 --> 00:20:01.643 [ Meow ] 00:20:01.685 --> 00:20:02.936 Oh! 00:20:02.978 --> 00:20:04.021 Oh, don't be frightened, child. 00:20:04.062 --> 00:20:06.148 This is just Mr. Kitties. 00:20:06.189 --> 00:20:08.609 He was the master's favorite pet. 00:20:08.650 --> 00:20:11.111 He's been in the family for generations. 00:20:11.153 --> 00:20:13.614 Look at him. He hasn't aged a day. 00:20:13.655 --> 00:20:17.533 All right, child, I think I'll take my leave. 00:20:17.534 --> 00:20:21.121 You let me know if there's anything you need. 00:20:21.163 --> 00:20:22.998 DWIGHT: Yes, and as you can see, Professor... 00:20:23.040 --> 00:20:24.583 I've taken care of everything... 00:20:24.625 --> 00:20:26.752 including medical supplies and blood storage. 00:20:26.793 --> 00:20:28.337 DWIGHT: We want to be safe. 00:20:28.378 --> 00:20:31.006 Are these cameras all throughout the house? 00:20:31.048 --> 00:20:33.508 Yes, sir. I thought that would be best. 00:20:33.550 --> 00:20:35.385 So if one of our little chickadees... 00:20:35.427 --> 00:20:37.471 were to be taking a shower... 00:20:37.512 --> 00:20:39.640 which button would I press to get a closeup? 00:20:39.681 --> 00:20:41.266 That one. 00:20:41.308 --> 00:20:43.518 This one? [ Beep ] 00:20:43.560 --> 00:20:45.187 Ha! 00:20:45.228 --> 00:20:46.605 HANSON: Excuse me, Professor... 00:20:46.647 --> 00:20:50.359 but your guests have begun to arrive... 00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:54.196 and supper shall be served shortly. 00:20:54.237 --> 00:20:55.364 OK. Thanks, handyman. 00:20:55.405 --> 00:20:58.407 HANSON: I'm actually the caretaker. 00:20:58.408 --> 00:21:01.536 Oh, aren't those cool new skates? 00:21:01.578 --> 00:21:03.038 Now, you be careful with those. 00:21:03.080 --> 00:21:05.040 Don't want to fall and break something. 00:21:05.082 --> 00:21:06.333 Oh, that's funny. That's real funny. 00:21:06.375 --> 00:21:10.003 Let me give you a hand. 00:21:10.045 --> 00:21:12.381 Well, that... that's awful kind of you. 00:21:12.422 --> 00:21:14.675 How about you give me a standing ovation? 00:21:14.716 --> 00:21:16.051 Why don't you lift me up? 00:21:16.093 --> 00:21:18.887 Oh! OK. I see where you're going with this one. 00:21:18.929 --> 00:21:21.723 You look familiar to me. Were you in "Stomp"? 00:21:21.765 --> 00:21:23.642 Hey, you can kiss my grits. 00:21:23.684 --> 00:21:25.769 I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away. 00:21:25.811 --> 00:21:27.980 Walk away. 00:21:28.021 --> 00:21:30.232 PROFESSOR: Um, I'll go and change for dinner. 00:21:30.273 --> 00:21:31.692 - OK. - I'll see you shortly. 00:21:31.733 --> 00:21:33.402 Sounds good. 00:21:33.443 --> 00:21:36.238 I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit. 00:21:36.280 --> 00:21:37.239 I'll be right down. 00:21:37.781 --> 00:21:39.157 [ Squawking ] 00:21:39.199 --> 00:21:40.158 DWIGHT: Hey! 00:21:40.200 --> 00:21:43.495 Hey there, little guy. How you doing? 00:21:43.537 --> 00:21:45.414 Fuck off, four eyes. 00:21:46.707 --> 00:21:47.916 I beg your pardon? 00:21:47.958 --> 00:21:51.461 BIRD: I said, "Fuck off, four eyes." 00:21:52.796 --> 00:21:54.298 Oh, I ought to kick your ass. 00:21:54.339 --> 00:21:55.382 SHORTY: Hey! Hey! Hey! 00:21:55.424 --> 00:21:58.719 Relax, son. It's just a bird. 00:21:58.760 --> 00:22:00.053 [ Squawking ] 00:22:00.095 --> 00:22:02.764 Hello, birdie. Polly want a cracker? 00:22:02.806 --> 00:22:04.933 Polly wants your mama's sweet ass. 00:22:04.975 --> 00:22:06.685 What did Polly say to me? 00:22:06.727 --> 00:22:10.897 I said, "Polly wants your mama's sweet ass." 00:22:10.939 --> 00:22:13.066 You don't be talking about my mama, son. 00:22:13.108 --> 00:22:14.443 You don't know my mama, son. 00:22:14.444 --> 00:22:16.570 Yeah, I know your mama. I fucked her last night. 00:22:16.612 --> 00:22:18.614 You want beef? I'll fuck you up! 00:22:18.655 --> 00:22:20.532 Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking. 00:22:20.574 --> 00:22:21.575 Now, fuck this. 00:22:21.617 --> 00:22:22.868 I'm gonna handle this shit like a gentleman. 00:22:22.909 --> 00:22:23.910 Yo, hold my tooth, son. 00:22:23.952 --> 00:22:25.412 Yeah, come on, bitch. 00:22:25.454 --> 00:22:26.538 You and that "Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut. 00:22:26.580 --> 00:22:27.914 Want a piece of me? Come on. Bring it on. 00:22:27.956 --> 00:22:29.082 What, you hard core? Give me some. 00:22:29.124 --> 00:22:31.125 - Bring it on, bitch. - No, no. What? 00:22:31.126 --> 00:22:32.210 [ Crash ] 00:22:32.252 --> 00:22:33.627 You gonna talk, son? Then do it. 00:22:33.628 --> 00:22:34.963 Come on, pussy. Let me out of here. 00:22:35.005 --> 00:22:36.173 I'll fuck you up. 00:22:37.299 --> 00:22:38.592 Hi, guys. 00:22:38.634 --> 00:22:40.552 - Hey. - Hey. 00:22:40.594 --> 00:22:41.553 Hey, Buddy. 00:22:41.595 --> 00:22:42.888 - Hey, Cin. - How you doing? 00:22:42.929 --> 00:22:44.473 Open chest! 00:22:44.514 --> 00:22:47.934 BUDDY: Come on. You got to be quicker than that, "A" cup. 00:22:47.976 --> 00:22:49.895 Oh! Oh! 00:22:49.936 --> 00:22:51.063 [ Cindy groaning ] 00:22:51.104 --> 00:22:52.397 Hey, guys. 00:22:52.439 --> 00:22:53.732 - Hey! - How you doing? 00:22:53.774 --> 00:22:55.776 Well, are you boys just gonna sit there... 00:22:55.817 --> 00:22:57.235 with your mouths open... 00:22:57.277 --> 00:22:59.488 or is someone gonna offer me a seat? 00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:00.864 Oh! 00:23:02.991 --> 00:23:04.076 CINDY: Ow! 00:23:04.117 --> 00:23:05.744 DWIGHT: I warmed it up for you. 00:23:05.786 --> 00:23:07.621 It's the best seat in the house. 00:23:07.663 --> 00:23:08.956 Second best. 00:23:09.957 --> 00:23:11.249 Ew. 00:23:11.291 --> 00:23:13.585 CINDY: Professor, is this the same house... 00:23:13.627 --> 00:23:15.963 that a young girl was possessed by a demon... 00:23:16.004 --> 00:23:17.130 or something? 00:23:17.172 --> 00:23:19.800 Yes, it was reported but never substantiated. 00:23:19.841 --> 00:23:21.134 [ Crash ] 00:23:21.176 --> 00:23:23.136 [ Applause ] 00:23:23.178 --> 00:23:24.638 [ Cheering ] 00:23:24.680 --> 00:23:26.139 HANSON: All right. Well, uh... 00:23:26.181 --> 00:23:27.808 who'd like some appetizers? 00:23:27.849 --> 00:23:29.142 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 00:23:29.184 --> 00:23:31.353 HANSON: That's what I like to hear. 00:23:31.395 --> 00:23:33.689 Hey, these buns look good. 00:23:33.730 --> 00:23:34.690 Oh, yeah... 00:23:34.731 --> 00:23:36.482 and they're so soft and warm. 00:23:36.483 --> 00:23:37.693 - Ray! - Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. 00:23:37.734 --> 00:23:40.153 CINDY: These are delicious. 00:23:40.195 --> 00:23:41.780 HANSON: Thank you, my child. 00:23:41.822 --> 00:23:44.116 I made them by hand. 00:23:44.157 --> 00:23:46.034 HANSON: OK! 00:23:46.076 --> 00:23:50.163 Here we go. I think the taters are just about done. 00:23:50.205 --> 00:23:54.293 I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here. 00:23:54.334 --> 00:23:57.796 [ Hanson humming ] 00:24:02.676 --> 00:24:05.679 OK, now. Dig in. 00:24:06.763 --> 00:24:07.973 All right. 00:24:08.015 --> 00:24:09.808 Now it's time for the turkey. 00:24:09.850 --> 00:24:11.727 Oh, what a beautiful bird. 00:24:11.768 --> 00:24:12.811 - No! - No, man! 00:24:12.853 --> 00:24:14.521 Hey! Hey! Hey, man. 00:24:14.563 --> 00:24:15.522 Why don't you just relax... 00:24:15.564 --> 00:24:17.024 and just let me do that for you? 00:24:17.065 --> 00:24:19.818 - Yeah. - Rest that little hand. 00:24:19.860 --> 00:24:22.195 It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer. 00:24:22.196 --> 00:24:24.573 Let me give you a little pinch there. 00:24:24.615 --> 00:24:25.741 Come on. 00:24:25.782 --> 00:24:28.200 Fuck it! 00:24:28.201 --> 00:24:30.704 You know, a lot of people... 00:24:30.746 --> 00:24:32.539 are kind of intimidated... 00:24:32.581 --> 00:24:35.375 about making a turkey, but... 00:24:35.417 --> 00:24:36.793 really it's very simple. 00:24:36.835 --> 00:24:39.504 You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey... 00:24:39.546 --> 00:24:41.173 and it's got, over here... 00:24:41.214 --> 00:24:42.507 just the tiniest little stinkhole... 00:24:42.549 --> 00:24:44.426 but it's big enough to get your hand... 00:24:44.468 --> 00:24:46.011 right up inside it. 00:24:46.053 --> 00:24:47.012 Uh! 00:24:47.054 --> 00:24:48.221 HANSON: Uh! 00:24:48.263 --> 00:24:50.766 Stuff the shit out of it. 00:24:50.807 --> 00:24:52.684 I cook it with all the giblets... 00:24:52.726 --> 00:24:54.436 the penises and the ginies... 00:24:54.478 --> 00:24:57.731 And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys... 00:24:57.773 --> 00:25:00.025 but I use this. 00:25:00.067 --> 00:25:01.860 I lick like that... 00:25:01.902 --> 00:25:03.737 and get into the little... 00:25:03.779 --> 00:25:05.697 hiney... hiney ho... 00:25:05.739 --> 00:25:06.698 [ Hanson humming ] 00:25:06.740 --> 00:25:08.200 That's nice and good. 00:25:08.241 --> 00:25:09.952 I don't know what the hell that is... 00:25:09.993 --> 00:25:11.370 but I'll lick it anyway. 00:25:11.411 --> 00:25:12.704 Up and down... 00:25:12.746 --> 00:25:14.790 and then I like to get that right on there... 00:25:17.709 --> 00:25:18.794 Hiawatha! 00:25:19.878 --> 00:25:21.296 And I got one of these. 00:25:21.338 --> 00:25:22.631 I'm gonna pull that off... 00:25:22.673 --> 00:25:24.633 and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit. 00:25:24.675 --> 00:25:26.301 All right. I think that's almost... 00:25:26.343 --> 00:25:27.636 ready now. 00:25:27.678 --> 00:25:30.054 And then we bring it to the table. 00:25:30.055 --> 00:25:32.724 Mmm, good. 00:25:32.766 --> 00:25:34.434 All right. 00:25:34.476 --> 00:25:36.228 Who's ready for a wing? 00:25:36.269 --> 00:25:38.021 Yours or the turkey's? 00:25:38.063 --> 00:25:39.231 Ha, ha, ha! 00:25:39.272 --> 00:25:41.275 SHORTY: I just thought that was funny. 00:25:41.316 --> 00:25:43.235 Well, I know what you'd like. 00:25:43.277 --> 00:25:44.736 How about a leg? 00:25:44.778 --> 00:25:47.781 ALL: Whoo! 00:25:47.823 --> 00:25:49.574 How about two? Ha ha! 00:25:49.616 --> 00:25:50.909 How about I take these two legs... 00:25:50.951 --> 00:25:52.244 and shove them right up your ass... 00:25:52.286 --> 00:25:53.370 all the way to the knee! 00:25:53.412 --> 00:25:55.413 Dwight. Dwight, relax. 00:25:55.414 --> 00:25:57.124 Hanson... 00:25:57.165 --> 00:25:59.876 may I ask you is there something on the menu... 00:25:59.918 --> 00:26:02.838 that you haven't personally prepared? 00:26:02.879 --> 00:26:06.383 Well, I ordered out the dessert. 00:26:06.425 --> 00:26:07.843 ALL: All right! 00:26:07.884 --> 00:26:08.844 HANSON: Make room. 00:26:08.885 --> 00:26:10.887 Here comes the pie. 00:26:10.929 --> 00:26:13.056 All right. OK. Mmm. 00:26:13.098 --> 00:26:15.599 Who wants the first piece of that pie? 00:26:15.600 --> 00:26:19.396 Huh? I see you eyeing the first piece. 00:26:20.814 --> 00:26:22.774 Oh, that's good. 00:26:22.816 --> 00:26:24.526 Mm mmm. Pass that down to her. 00:26:24.568 --> 00:26:26.028 Thank you. 00:26:26.069 --> 00:26:27.571 HANSON: That's nice. 00:26:27.613 --> 00:26:29.614 My germs. 00:26:29.615 --> 00:26:30.616 Ha, ha, ha! 00:26:30.657 --> 00:26:32.034 My germs. 00:26:32.075 --> 00:26:33.994 Ha, ha, ha! My germs! Ha, ha, ha! 00:26:34.036 --> 00:26:35.996 [ Hanson laughing ] 00:26:36.038 --> 00:26:36.997 Hey... 00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:39.082 [ Coughing ] 00:26:44.296 --> 00:26:46.131 [ Meow ] 00:26:46.173 --> 00:26:47.633 [ Meow ] 00:26:47.674 --> 00:26:51.803 GIRL'S VOICE: Come play with me. 00:26:51.845 --> 00:26:53.722 [ Girl giggling ] 00:26:53.764 --> 00:26:56.933 Come play. 00:26:56.975 --> 00:26:59.269 Ha ha! 00:27:00.812 --> 00:27:02.522 Hello? 00:27:02.564 --> 00:27:03.649 [ Thumping loudly ] 00:28:06.128 --> 00:28:07.087 Ooh! 00:28:07.129 --> 00:28:08.422 [ Whistle blows ] 00:28:15.637 --> 00:28:19.725 WOMAN'S VOICE: Cindy... Cindy. 00:28:19.766 --> 00:28:21.268 Who is it? 00:28:21.310 --> 00:28:23.228 I want to help you, Cindy. 00:28:23.270 --> 00:28:24.479 Who are you? 00:28:24.521 --> 00:28:26.648 You're in danger, Cindy. 00:28:26.690 --> 00:28:28.275 I want to help you. 00:28:28.317 --> 00:28:31.111 Help me how? Who's in danger? 00:28:31.153 --> 00:28:34.031 Check the music room. 00:28:34.072 --> 00:28:35.449 Where are you? 00:28:35.490 --> 00:28:38.327 Check the fucking music room! 00:28:39.995 --> 00:28:41.705 Hey, Cindy, think fast! 00:28:41.747 --> 00:28:44.666 Ohh! Uhh! Aah! 00:28:44.708 --> 00:28:46.627 Dude, you suck! 00:28:46.668 --> 00:28:48.045 Ow. 00:28:49.129 --> 00:28:50.922 Buddy... 00:28:50.964 --> 00:28:52.382 about this friendship thing... 00:28:52.424 --> 00:28:55.093 Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend. 00:28:55.135 --> 00:28:56.803 That's just it, Buddy. 00:28:56.845 --> 00:28:58.472 I am a girl. 00:28:58.513 --> 00:29:00.348 You can't be so rough with me. 00:29:00.349 --> 00:29:02.184 Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do? 00:29:02.185 --> 00:29:04.603 Gentle stuff. 00:29:04.645 --> 00:29:06.730 You know, like talking and... 00:29:06.772 --> 00:29:09.733 sharing secrets and past experiences. 00:29:09.775 --> 00:29:11.692 You know, stuff like that. 00:29:11.693 --> 00:29:14.780 That sounds kind of gay. 00:29:14.821 --> 00:29:16.990 I guess since you're a girl it's all right. 00:29:17.032 --> 00:29:19.576 - Yeah. It'll be fine. - All right. 00:29:19.618 --> 00:29:22.037 Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me? 00:29:22.038 --> 00:29:24.289 Sure. We can practice our talking. 00:29:24.331 --> 00:29:25.706 Yeah. Exactly. 00:29:25.707 --> 00:29:26.792 I want to tell you about this thing... 00:29:26.833 --> 00:29:28.210 that happened to me when I was in high school. 00:29:28.251 --> 00:29:29.711 Really? What happened? 00:29:29.753 --> 00:29:32.089 This hot Spanish chick's licking my nuts... 00:29:32.130 --> 00:29:33.090 Buddy! 00:29:33.131 --> 00:29:35.050 No, no. This is the best part. 00:29:35.092 --> 00:29:36.343 Oh, my God. Look. 00:29:36.385 --> 00:29:39.596 BUDDY: Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag! 00:29:39.638 --> 00:29:41.264 CINDY: Shh! 00:29:41.306 --> 00:29:43.517 They lead straight to the bookcase. 00:29:48.855 --> 00:29:50.732 [ Bookcase opens ] 00:29:55.570 --> 00:29:57.614 God. 00:29:57.656 --> 00:30:00.909 Must be a secret study or something. 00:30:10.794 --> 00:30:13.088 Wow. 00:30:20.762 --> 00:30:22.389 CINDY: Oh, my God. 00:30:22.431 --> 00:30:24.016 It says Hugh Kane and his mistress... 00:30:24.057 --> 00:30:25.684 were murdered in this house. 00:30:25.726 --> 00:30:27.602 Whoa. Check this out. 00:30:30.939 --> 00:30:32.232 CINDY: This must be his wife. 00:30:32.274 --> 00:30:34.568 BUDDY: Oh, my God. She looks just like you. 00:30:34.610 --> 00:30:36.153 You think? 00:30:36.194 --> 00:30:38.655 - She's really beautiful. - Yeah. 00:30:38.697 --> 00:30:40.657 Well, actually, her hair doesn't have... 00:30:40.699 --> 00:30:42.492 as many split ends as yours... 00:30:42.534 --> 00:30:44.411 and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. 00:30:44.453 --> 00:30:46.246 Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty... 00:30:46.247 --> 00:30:48.957 and you look like you might have Down Syndrome. 00:30:48.999 --> 00:30:50.792 Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny. 00:30:50.834 --> 00:30:53.252 Really? 00:30:53.253 --> 00:30:54.586 Also, her tits are perfect. 00:30:54.587 --> 00:30:55.839 They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours... 00:30:55.881 --> 00:30:57.049 or spaced too far apart. 00:30:57.090 --> 00:31:00.385 OK! Enough! 00:31:00.427 --> 00:31:02.554 God. 00:31:02.596 --> 00:31:04.973 Oh, my God, look at this. 00:31:06.600 --> 00:31:08.518 "Caroline." 00:31:08.560 --> 00:31:10.729 CINDY: Must have been hers. 00:31:10.771 --> 00:31:11.938 [ Crash ] 00:31:11.980 --> 00:31:13.190 [ Hiss ] 00:31:13.231 --> 00:31:14.191 Oh, my God. 00:31:14.232 --> 00:31:15.192 All right. Let's get out of here. 00:31:15.233 --> 00:31:16.360 This place gives me the creeps. 00:31:16.401 --> 00:31:17.903 OK. Grab the chest. 00:31:17.945 --> 00:31:19.279 Oh, thanks. 00:31:19.321 --> 00:31:20.572 - Buddy! - What? 00:31:20.614 --> 00:31:23.033 - I meant the chest. - Right. 00:31:29.873 --> 00:31:32.084 [ Faint footsteps ] 00:31:42.636 --> 00:31:44.930 [ Snoring lightly ] 00:32:01.571 --> 00:32:02.906 MAN: What the... 00:32:11.540 --> 00:32:13.458 Hey. 00:32:15.669 --> 00:32:16.628 Nice. 00:32:16.670 --> 00:32:18.046 [ Pants unzipping ] 00:32:19.339 --> 00:32:21.925 Mm-hmm... 00:32:21.967 --> 00:32:25.679 Mmm... mmm. 00:32:25.721 --> 00:32:26.805 [ Gasps ] 00:32:29.182 --> 00:32:30.434 [ Mumbling ] 00:32:30.475 --> 00:32:31.809 Oh! 00:32:31.810 --> 00:32:33.854 Oh! OK! 00:32:33.895 --> 00:32:35.480 Hello! 00:32:35.522 --> 00:32:37.314 If I had known, I would have freshened up! 00:32:37.315 --> 00:32:38.942 I wish you were freshened up, too. 00:32:38.984 --> 00:32:39.983 Get up there! Come on! 00:32:39.984 --> 00:32:40.984 Oh, you want this? 00:32:40.985 --> 00:32:41.985 Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. 00:32:41.986 --> 00:32:42.986 That's it, daddy. 00:32:42.987 --> 00:32:44.323 Take it like you want it. 00:32:44.364 --> 00:32:45.490 Give it to me! Give it to me! 00:32:45.532 --> 00:32:47.284 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 00:32:47.326 --> 00:32:48.452 Yeah! 00:32:48.493 --> 00:32:49.536 Come here! 00:32:49.578 --> 00:32:50.871 Bring it on! 00:32:50.912 --> 00:32:52.456 Kinky's my middle name, bitch! 00:32:52.497 --> 00:32:54.333 Ooh, yeah! 00:32:54.374 --> 00:32:57.461 That was the best that I've ever had. 00:32:57.502 --> 00:32:58.836 Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane. 00:32:58.837 --> 00:33:00.380 Hmm? 00:33:00.422 --> 00:33:01.381 Doesn't that just have a ring to it? 00:33:01.423 --> 00:33:05.302 Ha ha! Mmm... baby? 00:33:05.344 --> 00:33:07.512 Where you going? 00:33:07.554 --> 00:33:10.098 Call me! 00:33:17.064 --> 00:33:18.482 Let's do something freaky. 00:33:18.523 --> 00:33:21.610 Hee hee! Like what, Ray? 00:33:21.652 --> 00:33:23.111 I don't know. 00:33:23.153 --> 00:33:27.031 Why don't you talk dirty to me? 00:33:27.032 --> 00:33:28.659 I don't know what to say, Ray. 00:33:28.700 --> 00:33:30.869 Come on. Just make something up. 00:33:30.911 --> 00:33:32.579 [ Giggling ] 00:33:32.621 --> 00:33:35.499 Oh, Ray, why do you make me so bad? 00:33:35.540 --> 00:33:38.460 Come on. Because you a bad girl. 00:33:38.502 --> 00:33:40.253 OK. 00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:42.881 I'm gonna work this. 00:33:42.882 --> 00:33:44.841 Yeah. Work it. 00:33:44.883 --> 00:33:46.593 I'm gonna make this mine. 00:33:46.635 --> 00:33:49.012 Mmm. It's all yours. Oh, yeah. 00:33:49.054 --> 00:33:50.639 I'm gonna piss on your face... 00:33:50.681 --> 00:33:52.265 and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth. 00:33:52.307 --> 00:33:54.518 Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! 00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:55.559 Ooh! 00:33:55.560 --> 00:33:57.562 Hey! 00:33:57.604 --> 00:33:59.481 Too dirty? 00:34:04.278 --> 00:34:06.530 Hello? 00:34:07.906 --> 00:34:10.784 [ Meow ] 00:34:10.826 --> 00:34:13.203 Oh, hey, kitty, kitty. 00:34:13.245 --> 00:34:14.830 Hi, little fella. 00:34:14.871 --> 00:34:16.999 [ Hiss ] 00:34:18.083 --> 00:34:19.418 [ Rowrrr ] 00:34:19.459 --> 00:34:20.919 Aah! Aah! Aah! 00:34:20.961 --> 00:34:22.212 [ Rowrrr ] 00:34:23.755 --> 00:34:26.549 [ Hisses and growls ] 00:34:26.550 --> 00:34:29.177 OK. OK. 00:34:29.219 --> 00:34:30.554 That's OK, cat. 00:34:30.595 --> 00:34:31.555 [ Rowrrr ] 00:34:31.596 --> 00:34:32.931 [ Gasps ] 00:34:32.973 --> 00:34:37.893 I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat. 00:34:37.894 --> 00:34:40.896 I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box. 00:34:40.897 --> 00:34:42.524 [ Rowr ] 00:34:44.151 --> 00:34:45.944 [ Rrrowrrr ] 00:34:47.279 --> 00:34:51.073 Help! My pussy's gone crazy! 00:34:51.074 --> 00:34:53.744 Aah! Aah! 00:35:01.835 --> 00:35:03.837 Ha, ha, ha! 00:35:07.924 --> 00:35:09.551 Aah! 00:35:09.593 --> 00:35:11.803 Oh! Aah! Aah! 00:35:19.728 --> 00:35:22.105 OK. You want a piece of me? 00:35:22.147 --> 00:35:23.649 Huh? 00:35:24.733 --> 00:35:27.110 Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy? 00:35:27.152 --> 00:35:28.612 Come on! 00:35:30.113 --> 00:35:32.699 Yeah! Yeah! Come on! 00:35:32.741 --> 00:35:34.785 Aah! Ohh! 00:35:34.826 --> 00:35:37.245 Is that all you got? 00:35:37.287 --> 00:35:38.997 Huh? Come on! 00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:40.207 Give me your best shot! 00:35:44.628 --> 00:35:47.255 [ Birds chirping ] 00:35:47.297 --> 00:35:48.840 [ Growl ] 00:35:55.973 --> 00:35:57.557 CINDY: I'm telling you, Professor... 00:35:57.599 --> 00:35:59.267 it was possessed. 00:35:59.309 --> 00:36:01.228 Theo, did you see this animal? 00:36:01.269 --> 00:36:02.437 No, I didn't. 00:36:02.479 --> 00:36:03.814 I heard all the commotion... 00:36:03.855 --> 00:36:05.107 but by the time I went in there... 00:36:05.148 --> 00:36:06.858 I guess it was gone. 00:36:08.026 --> 00:36:09.277 Mm-hmm. 00:36:09.278 --> 00:36:11.280 What? So you think I did this to myself? 00:36:11.321 --> 00:36:13.615 No. All I'm saying is that cats are known... 00:36:13.657 --> 00:36:15.701 to be very territorial animals... 00:36:15.742 --> 00:36:17.744 and it's likely that it did attack... 00:36:17.786 --> 00:36:20.455 but that doesn't mean it was possessed. 00:36:21.957 --> 00:36:26.003 Maybe you two should sleep together. 00:36:26.044 --> 00:36:28.463 What are you getting at, Professor? 00:36:28.505 --> 00:36:31.842 I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack... 00:36:31.883 --> 00:36:35.595 it's less likely to come back if the two of you were... 00:36:35.637 --> 00:36:37.973 let's say... together. 00:36:39.099 --> 00:36:41.143 Oh, come on, it's college. 00:36:41.184 --> 00:36:43.228 It's time for you two to experiment. 00:36:43.270 --> 00:36:46.315 I don't think we're gonna be getting much help here. 00:36:46.356 --> 00:36:47.441 Oh, on the contrary, actually... 00:36:47.482 --> 00:36:49.318 I'd be more than happy to walk you through it. 00:36:49.359 --> 00:36:50.319 Come on, Cin. 00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:51.320 I'll make sure you get tucked in. 00:36:51.361 --> 00:36:53.196 PROFESSOR: Good idea. 00:36:53.238 --> 00:36:56.158 Don't forget to kiss each other good night. 00:36:56.199 --> 00:36:58.869 There's something going on in this house, Professor. 00:36:58.910 --> 00:37:00.829 I'm not crazy! 00:37:00.871 --> 00:37:03.415 Aah! 00:37:03.457 --> 00:37:05.584 RAY: 1, 2... 00:37:05.626 --> 00:37:11.590 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 00:37:11.632 --> 00:37:13.592 9, Brandon, 10... 00:37:13.634 --> 00:37:16.219 11, Brandon, come on! Count with me! 00:37:29.358 --> 00:37:31.985 [ Giggling ] 00:37:34.529 --> 00:37:37.490 VOICE: Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee! 00:37:37.491 --> 00:37:42.120 Come here a minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:37:42.162 --> 00:37:43.829 Come here. 00:37:43.830 --> 00:37:46.333 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:37:49.336 --> 00:37:52.255 Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:37:54.633 --> 00:37:57.135 Come on, let's play! 00:37:57.177 --> 00:37:59.972 This is a fun game, huh? 00:38:00.013 --> 00:38:01.640 Hey, what are you doing? 00:38:01.682 --> 00:38:03.141 RAY: Uncle Ray-Ray's got a game. 00:38:03.183 --> 00:38:04.351 CLOWN: Hey, get your finger out of there. 00:38:04.393 --> 00:38:05.727 RAY: Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle... 00:38:05.769 --> 00:38:07.687 CLOWN: Aah! Aah! 00:38:07.688 --> 00:38:09.064 You want to play with Uncle Ray? 00:38:09.106 --> 00:38:11.942 Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:38:11.984 --> 00:38:14.278 Aah! Aah! Help! 00:38:14.319 --> 00:38:16.196 Aah! 00:38:16.238 --> 00:38:17.406 Oh, God! 00:38:17.447 --> 00:38:18.991 RAY: Here's a little balloon animal. 00:38:19.032 --> 00:38:20.617 Da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da! 00:38:20.659 --> 00:38:22.494 Ohh! 00:38:22.703 --> 00:38:24.288 [ Thunder ] 00:38:31.169 --> 00:38:34.172 CINDY, VOICE-OVER? "I can't take living with him any longer. 00:38:34.214 --> 00:38:36.300 "He's becoming a monster. 00:38:36.341 --> 00:38:39.177 "I suspect he was having an affair. 00:38:39.219 --> 00:38:41.930 "I believe he's sleeping with our baby-sitter Victoria. 00:38:41.972 --> 00:38:43.390 "It must be why he keeps her around... 00:38:43.391 --> 00:38:46.143 "because we have no children." 00:38:46.184 --> 00:38:48.020 WOMAN'S VOICE: Cindy... 00:38:48.061 --> 00:38:51.315 I want you to know what happened, Cindy. 00:39:00.073 --> 00:39:01.575 PROFESSOR: Hello, Cindy. 00:39:01.617 --> 00:39:03.410 Hello, Professor. 00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:13.837 I take it you're not mad at me anymore. 00:39:13.879 --> 00:39:17.299 I wouldn't go that far, Professor. 00:39:17.341 --> 00:39:18.884 Why don't you just relax? 00:39:18.925 --> 00:39:20.886 Hey! 00:39:20.927 --> 00:39:22.220 Uh, uh... 00:39:22.262 --> 00:39:24.056 Aha. 00:39:24.097 --> 00:39:25.515 Ha ha. 00:39:29.561 --> 00:39:30.896 Uh-huh. 00:39:30.937 --> 00:39:32.898 [ Rustling noise ] 00:39:36.234 --> 00:39:38.487 I think she's starting to suspect something. 00:39:38.528 --> 00:39:39.780 Who? 00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:43.158 [ Whispering ] Your wife. 00:39:43.200 --> 00:39:45.702 Aah! 00:39:48.372 --> 00:39:50.332 Oh, my God. 00:39:50.374 --> 00:39:51.541 It happened right here. 00:39:51.583 --> 00:39:52.542 PROFESSOR: What? 00:39:52.584 --> 00:39:54.002 She came home. 00:39:54.044 --> 00:39:55.504 - She saw them! - Saw who? 00:39:55.545 --> 00:39:58.215 I was in my room reading her journal. 00:39:58.256 --> 00:40:01.510 Then I found this dress in the closet. 00:40:01.551 --> 00:40:04.179 That's all I remember. 00:40:04.221 --> 00:40:05.681 What about you, Ray? 00:40:05.722 --> 00:40:07.516 Oh, I bought mine on Friday. 00:40:07.557 --> 00:40:09.685 I just came down to get a banana. 00:40:09.726 --> 00:40:11.311 Shit is hot, right? 00:40:12.396 --> 00:40:14.272 You're a nice little plant. 00:40:14.314 --> 00:40:16.942 You drink all this little water up... 00:40:16.984 --> 00:40:19.820 so you can grow up to be a nice strong charon plant. 00:40:19.861 --> 00:40:21.655 Yes. Yes. 00:40:21.697 --> 00:40:23.782 And then you'll be smoked by all the rappers... 00:40:23.824 --> 00:40:25.867 and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit... 00:40:25.909 --> 00:40:27.327 that fuck up their careers. 00:40:27.369 --> 00:40:29.162 Yes, you will. 00:40:30.831 --> 00:40:33.125 Night-night, baby. 00:40:42.759 --> 00:40:45.679 I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight. 00:40:54.271 --> 00:40:56.523 ANNOUNCER: Lockdown Records presents... 00:40:56.565 --> 00:40:58.191 A Hip-Hop Christmas. 00:40:58.233 --> 00:40:59.484 You'll get such classics... 00:40:59.526 --> 00:41:01.111 As "Santa Claus Is Coming on Moms..." 00:41:01.153 --> 00:41:02.946 That's the shit, son! 00:41:02.988 --> 00:41:04.948 "I'm Dreaming of a White Woman..." 00:41:04.990 --> 00:41:07.117 and who could forget "Frosty the Dopeman"? 00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:09.119 And how about "All I want for Christmas... 00:41:09.161 --> 00:41:10.370 Is the Charges Dropped..." 00:41:10.412 --> 00:41:12.581 "Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire..." 00:41:12.623 --> 00:41:14.499 "A Sleigh Ride In My '64..." 00:41:14.541 --> 00:41:16.168 "Ante Up, Bitch, It's Christmas..." 00:41:16.209 --> 00:41:17.169 and many more! 00:41:17.210 --> 00:41:19.588 Yo, I'm gonna buy that shit, son! 00:41:19.630 --> 00:41:21.590 ANNOUNCER: Just $19. 95... 00:41:27.387 --> 00:41:28.430 Aah! 00:41:29.640 --> 00:41:32.100 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives! 00:41:32.142 --> 00:41:33.810 Please! No! 00:41:33.852 --> 00:41:35.103 I didn't do it by myself! 00:41:35.145 --> 00:41:36.313 Whitney and Bobby helped me! 00:41:36.355 --> 00:41:38.273 Please! Help me! 00:41:38.315 --> 00:41:40.651 Aah! Shit, son! 00:41:40.692 --> 00:41:42.277 Wait! No! Please! 00:41:42.319 --> 00:41:45.197 Oh! Oh, shit, son! 00:41:45.238 --> 00:41:46.615 SHORTY: Oh, shit! 00:41:46.657 --> 00:41:48.200 Oh, my God! 00:41:50.869 --> 00:41:53.455 Aah! Oh, shit! I smell something burning! 00:41:54.998 --> 00:41:56.875 Oh, stop! It's me! 00:41:56.917 --> 00:41:59.336 BUDDY: I got an idea! 00:41:59.378 --> 00:42:01.129 SHORTY: Oh, wait a second! 00:42:01.171 --> 00:42:02.631 Hold on, Shorty! 00:42:02.673 --> 00:42:03.840 Don't rescue me yet. 00:42:03.882 --> 00:42:05.717 I'm getting high as a motherfucker! 00:42:05.759 --> 00:42:07.344 Toke, toke, toke, toke! 00:42:07.386 --> 00:42:09.471 Take it to the head! Take it to the head! 00:42:09.513 --> 00:42:10.764 [ Coughs ] 00:42:10.806 --> 00:42:12.474 Oh, you take it like a bitch. 00:42:12.516 --> 00:42:14.142 Put the Shorty down... 00:42:14.184 --> 00:42:16.311 and I'll give you Funyons and Cheetos. 00:42:19.189 --> 00:42:21.483 SHORTY: Oh, shit! 00:42:21.525 --> 00:42:22.484 Oh, shit! 00:42:22.526 --> 00:42:24.528 This shit burns more than a perm! 00:42:25.696 --> 00:42:27.197 Aah! 00:42:29.366 --> 00:42:31.326 Ha, ha, ha! 00:42:32.035 --> 00:42:32.703 [ Thunder ] 00:42:32.744 --> 00:42:33.996 SHORTY: There's a whole lot of freaky shit... 00:42:34.037 --> 00:42:36.081 going on in this house. 00:42:36.123 --> 00:42:38.500 There's more to this story than the Professor told us. 00:42:38.542 --> 00:42:41.420 Last night, I found a secret room... 00:42:41.461 --> 00:42:43.714 and I found all these newspaper clippings... 00:42:43.755 --> 00:42:44.756 about Hugh Kane. 00:42:44.798 --> 00:42:47.718 He was a really evil man. 00:42:47.759 --> 00:42:51.722 And I found a picture of his wife. 00:42:51.763 --> 00:42:54.182 Oh, my God! She looks just like you. 00:42:54.224 --> 00:42:55.350 You think? 00:42:55.392 --> 00:42:57.853 She doesn't have as many split ends... 00:42:57.894 --> 00:43:00.188 and her skin's not as oily as yours. 00:43:00.230 --> 00:43:01.856 RAY: Oh, yeah. Yeah. 00:43:01.857 --> 00:43:03.483 Sometimes you do this little squinty thing with your eyes. 00:43:03.525 --> 00:43:05.485 It looks like you got Down Syndrome or something. 00:43:05.569 --> 00:43:07.654 Oh, yeah, y'all look just alike... 00:43:07.696 --> 00:43:10.032 except she got some perfect boobs... 00:43:10.073 --> 00:43:12.034 and yours look like them old orangutan titties. 00:43:12.035 --> 00:43:14.077 SHORTY: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Shit, son! 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:17.164 I'll put you in the full nelson and lick them. 00:43:17.205 --> 00:43:18.832 SHORTY: Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:43:18.874 --> 00:43:23.545 OK! Enough! 00:43:23.587 --> 00:43:26.089 Anyway, I think she killed him... 00:43:26.131 --> 00:43:27.174 and now he wants me. 00:43:27.215 --> 00:43:29.051 Yeah. Right, bitch. 00:43:45.567 --> 00:43:47.152 PROFESSOR: Morning, Dwight. Let me help you. 00:43:47.194 --> 00:43:48.445 DWIGHT: I don't need your help. 00:43:48.487 --> 00:43:49.863 I can do it myself. 00:43:49.905 --> 00:43:52.574 Aah! [ Crash ] 00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:57.913 OK. Professor, uh, we need to talk. 00:43:57.955 --> 00:43:59.247 PROFESSOR: What is it, Dwight? 00:43:59.289 --> 00:44:00.374 DWIGHT: I think you should consider... 00:44:00.415 --> 00:44:02.292 cutting the experiment short. 00:44:02.334 --> 00:44:03.752 What? 00:44:03.794 --> 00:44:06.252 This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent. 00:44:06.253 --> 00:44:07.839 I think we're all in danger here... 00:44:07.881 --> 00:44:09.716 and I've got to put my foot down... 00:44:09.758 --> 00:44:10.759 and stand up for what I believe in... 00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:13.095 and say that we've got to pull the plug. 00:44:13.136 --> 00:44:15.389 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. 00:44:15.430 --> 00:44:17.307 I say when we pull the plug. 00:44:17.349 --> 00:44:19.851 We are on the verge of greatness... 00:44:19.893 --> 00:44:23.271 and I am this close to getting laid. 00:44:23.313 --> 00:44:24.773 Now, the bus arrives on Monday. 00:44:24.815 --> 00:44:26.774 No one leaves till then. 00:44:26.775 --> 00:44:28.777 Here are the keys to the gate. 00:44:28.819 --> 00:44:31.530 PROFESSOR: No one gets access to them. 00:44:31.571 --> 00:44:33.532 Yes, sir. 00:44:34.783 --> 00:44:37.911 Guys, I think the Professor's up to something. 00:44:37.953 --> 00:44:39.579 I heard Dwight tell the Professor... 00:44:39.621 --> 00:44:40.914 there could be a poltergeist in the house... 00:44:40.956 --> 00:44:43.125 and that we could all be in danger! 00:44:43.166 --> 00:44:44.960 Oh, no, son! Not a poltergeist! 00:44:45.002 --> 00:44:46.253 [ All talking ] 00:44:46.295 --> 00:44:47.754 What's a poltergeist? 00:44:47.796 --> 00:44:48.880 I'm getting out of here. 00:44:48.964 --> 00:44:50.507 No. We can't go anywhere. The gates are locked. 00:44:50.549 --> 00:44:52.092 Dwight's the only one who has the keys. 00:44:52.134 --> 00:44:54.094 - Baby, get my Vaseline. - I'll handle... 00:44:54.136 --> 00:44:56.471 Get my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape. 00:44:56.513 --> 00:44:57.472 I'm gonna break his legs. 00:44:57.514 --> 00:44:59.016 I'm gonna fuck that little cripple up! 00:44:59.057 --> 00:45:02.227 THEO: Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him. 00:45:02.269 --> 00:45:04.146 I'll get the keys. 00:45:09.568 --> 00:45:11.486 Hello, Dwight. 00:45:11.528 --> 00:45:13.864 Oh. 00:45:13.905 --> 00:45:15.741 Hi, Theo. 00:45:17.743 --> 00:45:19.036 What you working on? 00:45:19.077 --> 00:45:23.624 Uh, just a little experiment. 00:45:23.665 --> 00:45:27.127 Oh. Work, work, work. 00:45:27.169 --> 00:45:28.253 Is that all you ever do? 00:45:28.295 --> 00:45:32.549 Well, there's a lot riding on this project. 00:45:32.591 --> 00:45:34.468 You know, the Professor... 00:45:34.509 --> 00:45:36.178 might have everyone else fooled... 00:45:36.219 --> 00:45:38.805 but I know who the real brains... 00:45:38.847 --> 00:45:41.350 behind this operation is. 00:45:41.391 --> 00:45:44.311 Oh, yeah? You do, huh? 00:45:44.353 --> 00:45:47.522 Mm-hmm. That's what turns me on about you. 00:45:47.564 --> 00:45:49.358 You're so smart. 00:45:49.399 --> 00:45:50.609 Ahh. 00:45:50.651 --> 00:45:54.029 And those sexy eyes. 00:45:54.071 --> 00:45:56.198 Ha ha. Oh! 00:45:58.533 --> 00:46:00.369 Why don't I put some music on, huh? 00:46:00.410 --> 00:46:03.580 Yeah. Music. 00:46:03.622 --> 00:46:05.165 [ "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" playing ] 00:46:05.207 --> 00:46:06.208 Wha... 00:46:06.249 --> 00:46:08.210 You know, Dwight... 00:46:08.251 --> 00:46:09.461 I hear you're the only one... 00:46:09.503 --> 00:46:11.755 who has the keys to the gate. 00:46:11.797 --> 00:46:13.090 Uhh... 00:46:15.258 --> 00:46:17.427 Ha. That's true. It is. I'm... 00:46:17.469 --> 00:46:18.762 Correct. 00:46:18.804 --> 00:46:20.263 What if... 00:46:21.682 --> 00:46:23.809 I wanted to borrow those keys? 00:46:23.850 --> 00:46:28.647 Oh, dear sweet God in Heaven. 00:46:30.232 --> 00:46:31.900 I...yaaa, I can't. 00:46:31.942 --> 00:46:34.611 Oh, come on. Yes, you can, baby. 00:46:34.653 --> 00:46:36.320 - No. - Please? I mean... 00:46:36.321 --> 00:46:40.367 Look. You help me by giving me the keys... 00:46:40.409 --> 00:46:43.745 and I'll help by giving you... [ Zip ] 00:46:43.787 --> 00:46:45.414 Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa! 00:46:45.455 --> 00:46:47.791 Hey, I don't need your help, OK, lady? 00:46:49.001 --> 00:46:50.502 I can do it myself. 00:46:54.715 --> 00:46:56.550 Woo-hoo! 00:46:56.591 --> 00:46:57.551 Hey, look! 00:46:57.592 --> 00:46:58.760 I'm tossing my own salad! 00:46:58.802 --> 00:47:00.345 Ow! 00:47:09.479 --> 00:47:11.189 Oh. 00:47:13.275 --> 00:47:16.153 So this is your secret room. 00:47:18.155 --> 00:47:20.532 Well... 00:47:20.574 --> 00:47:22.826 this just isn't gonna work now, is it? 00:47:24.661 --> 00:47:28.874 Oh, Professor. 00:47:30.208 --> 00:47:33.462 Come over here. 00:47:35.380 --> 00:47:37.674 Uh-huh! 00:47:37.716 --> 00:47:41.386 This way, you big hunk. 00:47:41.428 --> 00:47:42.888 Ahem. 00:47:44.890 --> 00:47:46.975 Have we met? 00:47:47.017 --> 00:47:49.519 WOMAN: Follow me. 00:47:49.561 --> 00:47:51.313 PROFESSOR: Are you playing a little game? 00:47:51.355 --> 00:47:52.731 Where are you? 00:47:52.773 --> 00:47:56.026 WOMAN: Come here, baby. 00:47:56.068 --> 00:47:57.903 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:47:59.905 --> 00:48:01.740 [ Woman roars ] 00:48:01.782 --> 00:48:05.243 PROFESSOR: No! 00:48:06.745 --> 00:48:07.496 Aah! 00:48:07.537 --> 00:48:08.789 - Is everybody here? - Yeah. 00:48:08.830 --> 00:48:10.540 All right. Let's go. 00:48:10.582 --> 00:48:12.167 - Oh! - Oh, shit, son! 00:48:15.921 --> 00:48:18.215 He's not gonna let us out of here! 00:48:18.256 --> 00:48:19.383 He's gonna kill us! 00:48:19.424 --> 00:48:21.843 Oh, look. A rocket scientist. 00:48:21.885 --> 00:48:23.553 All right. Quick. Everybody to the laboratory. 00:48:23.595 --> 00:48:26.640 Move! Come on! Hurry up! 00:48:26.682 --> 00:48:28.433 You all are fucked! 00:48:30.602 --> 00:48:32.688 Lock the door. 00:48:32.729 --> 00:48:34.982 OK. We have to destroy it. 00:48:35.023 --> 00:48:36.024 RAY: That's great. 00:48:36.066 --> 00:48:37.818 How are we gonna destroy what we can't see? 00:48:37.859 --> 00:48:39.361 I got it! 00:48:39.403 --> 00:48:40.988 We'll shave off our pubic hairs... 00:48:41.029 --> 00:48:44.116 and wear the shampoo for two weeks! 00:48:44.157 --> 00:48:45.367 DWIGHT: No. Listen. Listen. 00:48:45.409 --> 00:48:47.035 We're gonna use these guns. 00:48:47.077 --> 00:48:49.997 They emit a bolt of concentrated energy... 00:48:50.038 --> 00:48:52.541 which can damage the ectoplasmic cells... 00:48:52.582 --> 00:48:53.875 and destroy the ghost. 00:48:53.917 --> 00:48:56.086 Now, there's no more ammunition. 00:48:56.128 --> 00:48:57.379 Conserve it. Use it wisely. 00:48:57.421 --> 00:48:58.880 - Shut up. - Ow! 00:48:58.922 --> 00:49:01.758 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:05.094 Hey! Hey! Hey! Conserve your ammunition. 00:49:05.095 --> 00:49:07.180 My bad. 00:49:07.222 --> 00:49:08.348 All right. Now, the only way... 00:49:08.390 --> 00:49:09.766 we're gonna be able to track these ghosts... 00:49:09.808 --> 00:49:12.060 is if we're all wearing one of these. 00:49:12.102 --> 00:49:13.228 These are thermo goggles. 00:49:13.270 --> 00:49:15.188 They work on the principle of body heat. 00:49:15.230 --> 00:49:17.399 They're so powerful, they can detect... 00:49:17.441 --> 00:49:19.026 where any bodily fluids have been... 00:49:19.067 --> 00:49:20.944 even if they've been wiped clean. 00:49:24.865 --> 00:49:25.866 What? 00:49:25.907 --> 00:49:27.909 Ew. 00:49:27.951 --> 00:49:30.329 Are my glasses crooked? 00:49:30.370 --> 00:49:33.415 Now listen, that ghost may be invisible... 00:49:33.457 --> 00:49:35.167 but we have the advantage of being armed... 00:49:35.208 --> 00:49:37.127 with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment... 00:49:37.128 --> 00:49:38.295 known to man. 00:49:38.337 --> 00:49:39.504 How do we stay in touch with each other? 00:49:39.546 --> 00:49:41.381 Do we have some walkie-talkies? 00:49:41.423 --> 00:49:43.258 No. We have these. 00:49:45.302 --> 00:49:46.762 Those is Dixie cups. 00:49:46.803 --> 00:49:48.889 Well, we kind of ran short of funds... 00:49:48.930 --> 00:49:52.934 after the guns and the goggles. 00:49:52.976 --> 00:49:54.895 All right. Now let's split up. 00:49:54.936 --> 00:49:57.022 BRENDA: Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 00:49:57.064 --> 00:49:58.774 Now wait a minute! Hold up! 00:49:58.815 --> 00:50:00.605 How come every time some scary shit happens... 00:50:00.647 --> 00:50:02.357 that we need to stick together... 00:50:02.398 --> 00:50:04.442 you white people always say, "Let's split up"? 00:50:04.484 --> 00:50:05.902 THEO: She's right. We should stick together. 00:50:05.944 --> 00:50:07.737 Yes! That's what I'm saying! 00:50:07.779 --> 00:50:08.780 She's right. 00:50:08.821 --> 00:50:12.033 OK. You three, follow me. 00:50:18.206 --> 00:50:20.166 Ain't that a bitch? 00:50:23.795 --> 00:50:25.629 We're gonna die, y'all. 00:50:25.630 --> 00:50:27.131 [ All crying ] 00:50:33.096 --> 00:50:34.555 [ Groan ] 00:50:34.597 --> 00:50:36.975 Ah. Did you hear that? 00:50:37.016 --> 00:50:37.976 Hell, yeah. 00:50:38.017 --> 00:50:41.311 Oh! Where's Shorty? 00:50:41.312 --> 00:50:42.855 I don't know. 00:50:42.897 --> 00:50:44.565 RAY: Shorty! 00:50:44.607 --> 00:50:46.025 Shorty! 00:50:46.067 --> 00:50:48.486 Shorty! 00:50:49.487 --> 00:50:50.446 Oh. 00:50:50.488 --> 00:50:52.448 RAY: Damn. 00:50:52.490 --> 00:50:54.492 All right. You wait right here. 00:50:54.534 --> 00:50:55.493 I'll be right back. 00:50:55.535 --> 00:50:57.495 - OK. - All right. 00:51:06.212 --> 00:51:08.298 - Wow. - What is this? 00:51:08.339 --> 00:51:10.300 CINDY: I don't know. 00:51:11.634 --> 00:51:14.137 Looks like the furnace room. 00:51:14.178 --> 00:51:15.722 - Let's go. - No, wait. 00:51:15.763 --> 00:51:17.179 In that newspaper article... 00:51:17.180 --> 00:51:19.475 it said that Hugh Kane was killed in the furnace. 00:51:24.689 --> 00:51:29.068 Oh, wow. Look at this. 00:51:29.110 --> 00:51:31.154 There's so many ashes, Buddy. 00:51:34.282 --> 00:51:35.658 What are you doing? 00:51:35.700 --> 00:51:36.826 Hold it. 00:51:36.868 --> 00:51:38.244 Aah! 00:51:38.286 --> 00:51:39.746 Aah! 00:51:41.539 --> 00:51:42.665 Aah! 00:51:44.292 --> 00:51:46.377 Let's split up. I'll meet you on the other end. 00:51:46.419 --> 00:51:48.588 - OK. - Wait. 00:51:48.630 --> 00:51:50.673 Good luck. 00:51:50.715 --> 00:51:52.634 I love you! 00:52:00.683 --> 00:52:01.809 Aah! 00:52:01.851 --> 00:52:03.227 - Oh, Shorty! - Cindy! 00:52:03.269 --> 00:52:04.729 There's a monster chasing me. 00:52:04.771 --> 00:52:07.065 What are we gonna do? 00:52:07.106 --> 00:52:09.442 - I got it! - Yeah? 00:52:09.484 --> 00:52:10.860 Oh! 00:52:13.279 --> 00:52:15.740 Shorty! 00:52:15.782 --> 00:52:17.325 Shorty! 00:52:18.326 --> 00:52:19.827 Aah! 00:52:19.869 --> 00:52:21.162 [ Screaming ] 00:52:23.247 --> 00:52:24.874 Damn. Why does the little bitch... 00:52:24.916 --> 00:52:27.251 got to bring that shit over here? 00:52:27.293 --> 00:52:30.004 OK. Well, maybe she won't see me. 00:52:30.046 --> 00:52:32.715 CINDY: Somebody help me! Brenda! 00:52:32.757 --> 00:52:35.176 [ Crying ] 00:52:35.218 --> 00:52:37.345 Shit, she saw me. 00:52:37.387 --> 00:52:38.763 OK. OK. 00:52:38.805 --> 00:52:40.306 Oh! Aah! 00:52:40.348 --> 00:52:41.808 CINDY: Ohh! 00:52:41.849 --> 00:52:44.268 Thank you, Lord! 00:52:45.603 --> 00:52:46.604 Aah! 00:52:46.646 --> 00:52:48.189 OK. Now let that shit just... 00:52:48.231 --> 00:52:50.692 just mutilate her white ass and leave. 00:52:50.733 --> 00:52:53.278 [ Cindy screaming ] 00:52:55.154 --> 00:52:58.073 Damn, bitch, please die! 00:52:58.074 --> 00:53:00.785 Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die! 00:53:00.827 --> 00:53:01.869 It would have just been you... 00:53:01.911 --> 00:53:04.414 if you had just shut the fuck up! 00:53:04.455 --> 00:53:05.914 It's coming! 00:53:05.915 --> 00:53:07.500 What is it? 00:53:07.542 --> 00:53:10.878 Is it a monster? Is it a monster? 00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:12.922 [ Screaming ] 00:53:14.048 --> 00:53:16.426 Cindy? 00:53:16.467 --> 00:53:19.137 This is a skeleton. This is bones. 00:53:19.178 --> 00:53:21.597 Would you run from Calista Flockhart? 00:53:22.724 --> 00:53:23.725 [ Loud scream ] 00:53:23.766 --> 00:53:25.351 Shut your ass up. 00:53:26.936 --> 00:53:29.230 Ha, ha, ha! 00:53:29.272 --> 00:53:32.150 Look. He crazy now. 00:53:32.191 --> 00:53:34.319 I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here. 00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.614 Ha! Gotcha! Psych! 00:53:37.655 --> 00:53:38.865 Have a nice trip. 00:53:38.906 --> 00:53:40.325 Ha, ha, ha! 00:53:40.366 --> 00:53:42.702 Ha, ha, ha! 00:53:42.744 --> 00:53:44.287 Hey, girl, I got an idea. 00:53:44.329 --> 00:53:45.538 Come on. 00:53:45.580 --> 00:53:46.831 [ Laughing ] 00:53:46.873 --> 00:53:49.292 SKELETON? Ha ha. Very funny. 00:53:49.334 --> 00:53:51.169 Whoo! 00:53:51.210 --> 00:53:52.545 Ooh! 00:53:52.587 --> 00:53:54.672 Ha, ha, ha! 00:53:54.714 --> 00:53:56.341 Now get on out of here! 00:53:56.382 --> 00:53:57.884 SKELETON: Somebody gonna catch an ass-whupping... 00:53:57.925 --> 00:53:59.177 when I come back. 00:53:59.218 --> 00:54:01.679 CINDY: Oh, Brenda, you are so brave. 00:54:01.721 --> 00:54:04.349 You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy. 00:54:04.390 --> 00:54:05.350 BUDDY: You guys OK? 00:54:05.391 --> 00:54:06.726 - Yeah. - Please. 00:54:06.768 --> 00:54:09.896 It takes more than a little bag of bones to scare me. 00:54:09.938 --> 00:54:10.938 HUEY: Wedgie! 00:54:10.939 --> 00:54:12.272 Ha, ha, ha! 00:54:12.273 --> 00:54:13.607 The ghost has Buddy! 00:54:13.608 --> 00:54:14.984 Ah! My ass! 00:54:15.026 --> 00:54:16.694 Brenda, do something! 00:54:16.736 --> 00:54:18.655 OK! 00:54:18.696 --> 00:54:20.198 BUDDY: Aah! 00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:22.033 I thought I was your best friend. 00:54:22.075 --> 00:54:23.201 Was. 00:54:23.242 --> 00:54:25.203 I'm gonna miss you, girl! 00:54:26.704 --> 00:54:28.331 Get my gun! 00:54:28.373 --> 00:54:29.874 [ Struggling ] 00:54:35.088 --> 00:54:37.090 [ Huey groans ] 00:54:38.633 --> 00:54:39.801 Oh! 00:54:41.302 --> 00:54:43.096 CINDY: Are you OK? 00:54:43.137 --> 00:54:44.180 Ow. 00:54:44.222 --> 00:54:45.556 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 00:54:45.598 --> 00:54:47.600 Come on. I think there's a first-aid kit in the lab. 00:54:47.642 --> 00:54:49.227 Come on. 00:54:54.816 --> 00:54:57.360 HUEY: Ooh! 00:54:57.402 --> 00:54:59.904 [ Groaning ] 00:55:01.155 --> 00:55:02.657 [ Grunting angrily ] 00:55:05.576 --> 00:55:09.539 Huey... baby... 00:55:09.580 --> 00:55:11.499 where are you? 00:55:15.336 --> 00:55:17.922 My love? Are you there? 00:55:20.842 --> 00:55:23.344 Huey? Baby! 00:55:23.386 --> 00:55:25.722 Baby, I got to talk to you. 00:55:25.763 --> 00:55:29.058 - No. Go away! - Baby? Oh! 00:55:29.100 --> 00:55:30.310 HUEY: Get away from me! 00:55:30.351 --> 00:55:33.021 ALEX: Come on, baby. We can work this out. 00:55:35.315 --> 00:55:37.442 I mean, if we just stick together... 00:55:37.483 --> 00:55:39.277 no one can hurt us, my love. 00:55:39.319 --> 00:55:41.613 HUEY: It was just a booty call! 00:55:42.947 --> 00:55:45.324 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh! 00:55:45.325 --> 00:55:46.325 Aah! 00:55:46.326 --> 00:55:49.037 Why won't you talk to me? 00:55:49.078 --> 00:55:50.330 HUEY: Because you gave me crabs. 00:55:50.371 --> 00:55:52.498 Aah! 00:55:56.502 --> 00:55:59.422 You are the weakest link. Good-bye! 00:56:01.507 --> 00:56:02.800 Aah! 00:56:05.136 --> 00:56:08.013 Ooh. Hey. 00:56:08.014 --> 00:56:10.600 SHORTY: How you doing? Ha, ha, ha! 00:56:16.022 --> 00:56:17.357 Aah! 00:56:18.399 --> 00:56:21.361 [ Screaming ] 00:56:21.402 --> 00:56:23.404 No, no. No kissing. No kissing. 00:56:26.074 --> 00:56:27.867 No. Leave this on. Leave this on. 00:56:27.909 --> 00:56:29.160 You look beautiful just like that. 00:56:29.202 --> 00:56:31.329 Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh! 00:56:31.371 --> 00:56:33.498 [ Screaming ] 00:56:33.539 --> 00:56:37.168 Oh, shit! 00:56:37.210 --> 00:56:38.169 Ohh! 00:56:38.211 --> 00:56:39.837 No, no, no. 00:56:39.879 --> 00:56:41.839 Don't fuck it up. Ohh. 00:56:42.048 --> 00:56:44.175 I've been thinking about this whole friendship thing. 00:56:44.217 --> 00:56:45.885 I've never had a friend... 00:56:45.927 --> 00:56:47.178 who cared for me the way you do. 00:56:47.220 --> 00:56:49.347 I mean, there's Ray... 00:56:49.389 --> 00:56:50.848 but he cares for me in a different way... 00:56:50.890 --> 00:56:52.850 you know, like bringing me flowers... 00:56:52.892 --> 00:56:54.185 and running my bath water. 00:56:54.227 --> 00:56:56.020 And there's nights when I wake up screaming... 00:56:56.062 --> 00:56:58.564 and I look over, and Ray's in my bed holding me. 00:57:00.191 --> 00:57:02.652 Anyway... 00:57:02.735 --> 00:57:05.154 seeing as how tonight may be our last night together... 00:57:05.196 --> 00:57:06.447 I was thinking... 00:57:06.489 --> 00:57:08.992 That we should take our friendship a little bit further. 00:57:09.033 --> 00:57:10.034 - Yes. - Oh, Buddy! 00:57:10.076 --> 00:57:12.161 I was thinking the exact same thing. 00:57:12.203 --> 00:57:15.623 This might be our last night alive... 00:57:15.665 --> 00:57:17.667 and I want to take full advantage of it. 00:57:17.709 --> 00:57:20.086 I was thinking the same thing! 00:57:20.128 --> 00:57:22.964 I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies. 00:57:23.006 --> 00:57:24.924 Oh, great. 00:57:24.966 --> 00:57:26.509 Like... 00:57:26.551 --> 00:57:29.846 I've always wanted to walk on the moon. 00:57:29.887 --> 00:57:31.597 Huh? 00:57:38.271 --> 00:57:41.733 [ Slowly ] Buuuuudyyyy. 00:57:41.774 --> 00:57:43.443 Ha, ha, ha! 00:57:43.484 --> 00:57:45.570 What about you, Buddy? What do you want to do? 00:57:46.613 --> 00:57:48.531 Well... 00:57:48.573 --> 00:57:49.949 [ Door slams ] 00:57:49.991 --> 00:57:51.451 CINDY: He's in here. 00:57:51.492 --> 00:57:52.660 Oh! 00:57:59.834 --> 00:58:02.253 Aah! Aah! Aah! 00:58:09.761 --> 00:58:11.220 Oh, my God. He locked us in. 00:58:11.262 --> 00:58:13.556 You should call for help. 00:58:13.598 --> 00:58:16.434 Hello! Hello. Can you hear me? 00:58:17.435 --> 00:58:19.062 Come in! Come in! 00:58:19.103 --> 00:58:21.648 Copy! Do you copy me? 00:58:21.689 --> 00:58:24.192 We have a situation here! 00:58:24.233 --> 00:58:25.485 Breaker! 00:58:26.486 --> 00:58:28.112 Oh, my God. 00:58:28.154 --> 00:58:29.614 They can't hear me! 00:58:29.656 --> 00:58:32.283 Must be these walls or something. 00:58:37.163 --> 00:58:40.416 DWIGHT: OK. All right. 00:58:40.458 --> 00:58:43.086 You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs. 00:58:43.127 --> 00:58:44.921 OK. 00:58:44.963 --> 00:58:46.381 [ Thud ] 00:58:47.465 --> 00:58:50.760 [ Grunting ] 00:58:50.802 --> 00:58:52.762 Ow! 00:58:52.804 --> 00:58:53.930 Ah! 00:58:53.972 --> 00:58:55.932 - Do you need help or... - No! 00:58:55.974 --> 00:58:57.265 OK. 00:58:57.266 --> 00:58:58.810 What do I look like to you? 00:58:58.851 --> 00:59:00.645 Just trying to be nice. 00:59:00.687 --> 00:59:01.688 Cover me! 00:59:01.729 --> 00:59:02.981 What do you want me to do? 00:59:03.022 --> 00:59:04.482 Cover me! 00:59:04.524 --> 00:59:08.152 Not literally. I'm serpentining! 00:59:08.194 --> 00:59:09.696 They taught me that... 00:59:09.737 --> 00:59:12.573 Merchant marines. Two years. 00:59:12.615 --> 00:59:15.451 Spent two years on my belly in Danang. 00:59:15.493 --> 00:59:17.286 - Yeah. - Look! 00:59:17.287 --> 00:59:19.622 Look. Look what the cripple's doing. 00:59:19.664 --> 00:59:21.833 Oh, shit. 00:59:21.874 --> 00:59:23.876 Ow-ow-ow! 00:59:23.918 --> 00:59:26.129 Look, I know you're proud. Just let me help you up... 00:59:26.170 --> 00:59:28.631 Step it back, candy pants! 00:59:28.673 --> 00:59:30.133 THEO: Fine. 00:59:32.844 --> 00:59:35.346 Oh, what are we gonna do? 00:59:35.388 --> 00:59:36.514 I'm cold. 00:59:36.556 --> 00:59:39.309 I can't feel my body, I'm so cold. 00:59:39.350 --> 00:59:40.810 Buddy, can you feel this? 00:59:40.852 --> 00:59:41.811 No. 00:59:41.853 --> 00:59:43.605 Try a little higher. 00:59:43.646 --> 00:59:45.481 What about that? 00:59:45.523 --> 00:59:46.482 Mm-mmm. 00:59:46.524 --> 00:59:50.236 Keep rubbing. Ohh. 00:59:52.780 --> 00:59:54.490 Oh, Buddy, I don't think I'm re... 00:59:54.532 --> 00:59:57.994 Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death. 00:59:58.036 --> 01:00:00.496 I'm asking you... 01:00:00.538 --> 01:00:02.624 in the name of love. 01:00:06.169 --> 01:00:08.171 OK, Buddy. 01:00:08.212 --> 01:00:10.715 In the name of love. 01:00:10.757 --> 01:00:13.051 Ohh. 01:00:14.969 --> 01:00:18.139 Mmm. Ohh. 01:00:18.181 --> 01:00:19.974 Oh, Cindy... 01:00:20.016 --> 01:00:22.810 I don't know how much longer I can hold on. 01:00:22.852 --> 01:00:24.729 Don't you say your good-byes. 01:00:24.771 --> 01:00:26.189 You're gonna get out of here... 01:00:26.230 --> 01:00:28.066 and you're gonna go on... 01:00:28.107 --> 01:00:30.526 and you're gonna have lots of little babies. 01:00:30.568 --> 01:00:32.445 And you're gonna die an old man... 01:00:32.487 --> 01:00:33.446 Old man. 01:00:33.488 --> 01:00:35.281 Warm in his bed. 01:00:35.323 --> 01:00:36.783 - Not here! - No. 01:00:36.824 --> 01:00:38.952 - Not like this! - Amen. 01:00:38.993 --> 01:00:41.162 - Do you understand me? - Oh, yeah. 01:00:41.204 --> 01:00:43.289 Coming to this house was the best thing... 01:00:43.373 --> 01:00:44.874 that ever happened to me. 01:00:44.916 --> 01:00:45.917 Oh, me, too. 01:00:45.959 --> 01:00:49.253 And for that... I am so thankful. 01:00:49.295 --> 01:00:50.254 Oh, don't let go. 01:00:50.296 --> 01:00:52.090 Never! I'll never let go! 01:00:52.131 --> 01:00:54.050 - I feel weak. - Buddy! 01:00:54.092 --> 01:00:55.385 - I'm com... - Come back! 01:00:55.426 --> 01:00:56.469 Aah! 01:00:58.680 --> 01:01:00.473 All right, Dwight Hartman... 01:01:00.515 --> 01:01:03.685 it's your time to shine. 01:01:03.726 --> 01:01:05.728 All right. Come on. 01:01:12.026 --> 01:01:14.404 Come on, Kane. 01:01:14.445 --> 01:01:16.281 Show yourself! 01:01:16.322 --> 01:01:17.865 Look. I don't even need my thermal goggles. 01:01:21.202 --> 01:01:22.412 [ Growling ] 01:01:22.453 --> 01:01:23.579 Aah! 01:01:23.621 --> 01:01:25.331 [ Tires squealing ] 01:01:25.373 --> 01:01:26.374 Ha, ha, ha! 01:01:27.917 --> 01:01:29.043 DWIGHT: Oh! 01:01:29.085 --> 01:01:30.837 Aah! 01:01:32.505 --> 01:01:34.299 Ah. Ah. 01:01:34.340 --> 01:01:35.717 [ Growling ] 01:01:35.758 --> 01:01:37.260 [ Tires squealing ] 01:01:39.429 --> 01:01:41.306 Ow! 01:01:45.059 --> 01:01:48.229 That's right, mother... 01:01:48.271 --> 01:01:49.480 Ha, ha, ha! 01:01:49.522 --> 01:01:50.481 Whoa! 01:01:50.523 --> 01:01:52.191 Ow-ow-ow! 01:01:52.233 --> 01:01:53.276 Ha, ha, ha! 01:01:53.318 --> 01:01:55.486 Aah! 01:01:55.528 --> 01:01:56.946 Hey, Kane, you hungry? 01:01:56.988 --> 01:01:59.073 How about a little snack of this? 01:01:59.115 --> 01:02:00.533 HUEY: Ha ha! 01:02:00.575 --> 01:02:02.535 Aah! 01:02:02.577 --> 01:02:05.747 Ow. Ow. No. Ow. 01:02:05.788 --> 01:02:07.540 Ow-ow-ow. 01:02:09.834 --> 01:02:11.628 [ Tires squealing ] 01:02:11.669 --> 01:02:13.463 [ Chuckles ] 01:02:13.504 --> 01:02:14.881 Gotcha! 01:02:18.926 --> 01:02:20.845 [ Tires squealing ] 01:02:20.887 --> 01:02:24.974 HUEY: Aaargh! 01:02:27.310 --> 01:02:28.645 I know what you're thinking. 01:02:28.686 --> 01:02:32.607 Did I fire 3 shots or 117? 01:02:32.649 --> 01:02:36.152 Well, do you feel lucky... 01:02:36.194 --> 01:02:37.654 punk? 01:02:37.695 --> 01:02:40.823 Do you... feel lucky? 01:02:40.865 --> 01:02:42.325 Do you feel lucky, punk? 01:02:42.367 --> 01:02:43.576 Shoot me, motherfucker! 01:02:50.083 --> 01:02:52.293 OK. Fine. 01:02:52.335 --> 01:02:54.587 Make your best move, ass bite. 01:03:10.770 --> 01:03:13.523 - Raaa! - Aaah! 01:03:16.359 --> 01:03:19.153 Oh. Whayaaa! 01:03:19.195 --> 01:03:20.655 Whoa! 01:03:20.697 --> 01:03:21.948 Whoo! 01:03:23.866 --> 01:03:25.076 Aah! 01:03:35.586 --> 01:03:36.921 DWIGHT: Uh. 01:03:36.963 --> 01:03:38.631 Help! 01:03:39.924 --> 01:03:40.883 Help! 01:03:40.925 --> 01:03:43.594 Here. Take my hand. 01:03:43.636 --> 01:03:45.054 DWIGHT: Ahh! 01:03:45.096 --> 01:03:46.597 HANSON: Come on. 01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:48.850 You're gonna fall unless you take my hand... 01:03:48.891 --> 01:03:50.184 No. Give me your other hand. 01:03:50.226 --> 01:03:53.104 No. My other hand isn't strong enough. 01:03:53.146 --> 01:03:54.355 You take my little hand. 01:03:54.397 --> 01:03:56.190 No! Get it away from me! 01:03:56.232 --> 01:03:58.860 Take it! Take my hand! 01:03:58.901 --> 01:04:02.530 Aah! 01:04:02.572 --> 01:04:03.781 [ Thud ] 01:04:03.823 --> 01:04:05.742 Eww. 01:04:05.783 --> 01:04:08.453 [ Sighs ] 01:04:09.662 --> 01:04:10.622 No. 01:04:10.663 --> 01:04:11.623 No. Why me? 01:04:11.664 --> 01:04:13.082 No. Come on. No. 01:04:13.124 --> 01:04:15.627 I've served you well. Don't you do this to me. 01:04:15.668 --> 01:04:17.629 No, please. Please, no. 01:04:17.670 --> 01:04:20.632 Ple-ple-ple... Aah! 01:04:21.090 --> 01:04:22.675 OK, Buddy. 01:04:22.717 --> 01:04:25.470 It's time for us to get out of here. 01:04:28.973 --> 01:04:30.475 [ Starts drill ] 01:04:46.658 --> 01:04:48.409 [ Engine running ] 01:04:57.835 --> 01:04:59.837 Roger. Roger. Come in, Roger. 01:04:59.879 --> 01:05:01.047 Ray, this is Cindy. 01:05:01.089 --> 01:05:02.131 RAY: I don't want to talk to Cindy. 01:05:02.173 --> 01:05:03.299 I want to talk to Roger. 01:05:03.341 --> 01:05:05.301 Roger, where you at, man? Quit fucking around. 01:05:05.385 --> 01:05:07.095 Ray, listen. The ghost is close. 01:05:07.136 --> 01:05:08.805 He almost got us. Buddy's hurt. 01:05:08.846 --> 01:05:11.224 - What's your location? - I'm right behind you. 01:05:11.265 --> 01:05:13.518 Ray, thank God. OK. Where's Shorty? 01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:15.520 I don't... I don't know. 01:05:15.561 --> 01:05:17.021 He was here just a minute ago. 01:05:17.022 --> 01:05:19.107 Listen, you go help Buddy in the lab. 01:05:19.148 --> 01:05:21.818 - I'll go check upstairs. - All right. 01:05:22.902 --> 01:05:26.197 HANSON: Mmm. That smells good. 01:05:26.239 --> 01:05:27.323 Hello, Cindy. 01:05:27.365 --> 01:05:30.618 Say heloo to Cindy, Shorty. 01:05:30.660 --> 01:05:34.497 Heloo... Cindy. 01:05:34.539 --> 01:05:35.498 Shorty, are you OK? 01:05:35.540 --> 01:05:37.208 Talk to me! 01:05:37.250 --> 01:05:40.545 Morphine? Chloroform? 01:05:40.586 --> 01:05:42.213 Horse tranquilizers? You drugged him! 01:05:42.255 --> 01:05:44.841 I did not. That's all his stuff. 01:05:44.882 --> 01:05:45.883 Yaah! 01:05:45.925 --> 01:05:47.510 All right, Shorty. 01:05:47.552 --> 01:05:49.178 Who's ready for the main course? 01:05:49.220 --> 01:05:50.805 Me! Me. 01:05:50.888 --> 01:05:52.682 Oh, Hanson, please. 01:05:52.724 --> 01:05:55.101 No. Oh. 01:05:56.728 --> 01:05:57.770 HANSON: What the fuck? 01:05:57.812 --> 01:05:59.397 Beetlejuice in the house. 01:05:59.439 --> 01:06:02.734 This is your brains on drugs. Hee! 01:06:02.775 --> 01:06:04.652 Oof. 01:06:04.694 --> 01:06:06.070 Oh, shit, son. 01:06:06.112 --> 01:06:08.031 Aah! 01:06:08.072 --> 01:06:09.240 Aah! 01:06:09.282 --> 01:06:11.367 Oh. 01:06:11.409 --> 01:06:14.495 [ "Insane in the Brain" playing ] 01:06:14.537 --> 01:06:15.871 BRENDA: Shorty! 01:06:15.872 --> 01:06:17.373 SHORTY: Got me. 01:06:17.415 --> 01:06:19.375 Cindy, what's going on? 01:06:19.417 --> 01:06:21.376 It's Hanson. He's possessed. 01:06:21.377 --> 01:06:22.503 Let's get him. 01:06:41.606 --> 01:06:43.524 [ Gasping ] 01:06:43.566 --> 01:06:45.526 [ Screaming ] 01:06:53.743 --> 01:06:54.702 [ Laughing ] 01:06:58.748 --> 01:07:01.125 Whoo! 01:07:01.167 --> 01:07:02.710 HANSON: Ahh. 01:07:02.752 --> 01:07:03.878 Angel style! 01:07:06.255 --> 01:07:09.050 Hi-yah! 01:07:09.092 --> 01:07:10.301 Aah! 01:07:10.343 --> 01:07:12.887 Smack my bitch up 01:07:12.929 --> 01:07:14.138 Aah! 01:07:18.184 --> 01:07:19.394 Uh! 01:07:28.611 --> 01:07:31.739 Whoo! OK. 01:07:31.781 --> 01:07:34.075 Boo! 01:07:34.117 --> 01:07:35.118 Come on. 01:07:35.159 --> 01:07:36.494 Aah! 01:07:36.536 --> 01:07:37.495 - Oh! - Aah! 01:07:37.537 --> 01:07:38.913 Smack my bitch up 01:07:38.955 --> 01:07:40.415 Aah! 01:07:40.456 --> 01:07:44.919 [ Yelling ] 01:07:44.961 --> 01:07:46.254 [ Fainter ] 01:07:46.296 --> 01:07:47.630 [ Yelling ] 01:07:47.672 --> 01:07:49.423 [ Fainter ] 01:07:49.424 --> 01:07:51.801 [ Yelling ] 01:07:51.843 --> 01:07:53.720 OK. 01:07:55.972 --> 01:07:56.931 Aaaaaaah... 01:07:56.973 --> 01:07:59.058 Oh, nooo! 01:07:59.100 --> 01:08:00.810 Oh! 01:08:00.852 --> 01:08:03.021 Ohh. 01:08:03.062 --> 01:08:05.439 Hee, hee, hee! Ooh! 01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:06.983 Aah! 01:08:13.364 --> 01:08:14.365 Hi-yi! 01:08:15.617 --> 01:08:17.535 Aah! 01:08:17.577 --> 01:08:19.537 [ Screaming ] 01:08:20.538 --> 01:08:22.956 Aah! 01:08:22.957 --> 01:08:24.000 Whoo! 01:08:24.042 --> 01:08:25.752 [ Yelling ] 01:08:26.836 --> 01:08:29.296 Whoo! Oh! Ooh! 01:08:29.297 --> 01:08:31.507 [ Yelling ] 01:08:35.053 --> 01:08:36.804 [ Screaming ] 01:08:41.934 --> 01:08:43.019 Ooh! 01:08:50.151 --> 01:08:52.445 [ Bell ringing ] 01:08:52.487 --> 01:08:54.280 [ Moo ] 01:08:54.322 --> 01:08:56.741 [ Thumping ] 01:09:05.833 --> 01:09:06.918 DWIGHT: Ow. 01:09:06.960 --> 01:09:07.919 RAY: Shit. 01:09:11.714 --> 01:09:15.426 Ahh! 01:09:15.468 --> 01:09:17.470 You OK, Dwight? 01:09:17.512 --> 01:09:20.556 I... I can't feel my legs. 01:09:22.183 --> 01:09:25.645 Aah! I can't feel my legs! 01:09:25.687 --> 01:09:27.021 You never could. 01:09:27.063 --> 01:09:28.481 You stay out of this, all right? 01:09:28.523 --> 01:09:29.941 Now listen. 01:09:29.983 --> 01:09:31.776 You get the others and meet us upstairs. 01:09:31.818 --> 01:09:32.777 - All right? - OK. 01:09:32.819 --> 01:09:33.987 You stay here. 01:09:34.028 --> 01:09:36.781 Ray-Ray, I need your help. Give me your belt. 01:09:36.823 --> 01:09:37.824 - Hi-yah! - Hah! 01:09:37.865 --> 01:09:39.200 Heee! 01:09:39.242 --> 01:09:41.202 Hmmm. The crane. 01:09:43.663 --> 01:09:44.831 Ha! 01:09:44.872 --> 01:09:45.915 [ Hiss ] 01:09:45.957 --> 01:09:48.293 The crouching tiger. 01:09:48.334 --> 01:09:50.378 [ Both grunting ] 01:09:53.339 --> 01:09:55.091 The drunken monkey. 01:09:55.133 --> 01:09:57.385 Ooh, ooh, ooh ah, ah, ah! 01:09:58.970 --> 01:10:00.138 The mad cow. 01:10:00.179 --> 01:10:01.514 [ Mooing ] 01:10:02.849 --> 01:10:06.269 Motherfucker! Moo! 01:10:06.311 --> 01:10:07.770 Aah! 01:10:07.812 --> 01:10:09.397 The camel toe. 01:10:11.357 --> 01:10:12.775 Yow-hi! 01:10:12.817 --> 01:10:14.193 [ Gibberish ] 01:10:27.832 --> 01:10:29.417 [ Screaming ] 01:10:32.045 --> 01:10:33.963 Get the hell out of there, guys! 01:10:34.005 --> 01:10:35.089 Come on! 01:10:41.012 --> 01:10:43.222 Ray, give me a 180. 01:10:43.264 --> 01:10:45.224 OK. Listen. Someone has to go... 01:10:45.266 --> 01:10:47.852 and lure him onto that platform. 01:10:51.814 --> 01:10:54.192 All right. I'll go. 01:10:54.233 --> 01:10:55.193 Cindy, let me... 01:10:55.234 --> 01:10:56.861 No, Buddy! 01:10:56.903 --> 01:10:58.279 I'm the one he wants. 01:10:58.321 --> 01:11:00.031 Actually, I was saying... 01:11:00.073 --> 01:11:02.075 let me have your computer if you die. 01:11:02.116 --> 01:11:04.202 Oh. 01:11:04.243 --> 01:11:05.453 OK. But as soon as he gets there... 01:11:05.495 --> 01:11:06.829 you have to get off. 01:11:06.871 --> 01:11:08.498 OK. 01:11:08.539 --> 01:11:09.791 All right. 180 me. 01:11:11.209 --> 01:11:13.795 Hugh Kane, it's me you want! 01:11:13.836 --> 01:11:15.296 Come get me! 01:11:15.338 --> 01:11:17.840 I'm not afraid anymore! 01:11:17.882 --> 01:11:19.550 Show yourself! 01:11:22.428 --> 01:11:24.097 Aah! Oh! 01:11:24.138 --> 01:11:26.724 [ Growling ] 01:11:27.892 --> 01:11:29.519 Aah! 01:11:31.396 --> 01:11:32.896 Ooh. 01:11:32.897 --> 01:11:34.732 [ Grunting ] 01:11:38.987 --> 01:11:40.822 [ Yelling ] 01:11:40.863 --> 01:11:42.238 Dwight, he's here. Do something. 01:11:42.239 --> 01:11:43.783 I can't. She's still on the platform. 01:11:43.825 --> 01:11:45.368 If I throw the switch, she'll die. 01:11:45.410 --> 01:11:46.786 Cindy, get out of there! You'll get killed! 01:11:46.828 --> 01:11:48.329 Aah! 01:11:48.371 --> 01:11:49.664 Ha, ha, ha! 01:11:49.706 --> 01:11:50.790 Move out of the way! 01:11:50.832 --> 01:11:52.333 I'll get her! 01:11:55.003 --> 01:11:56.212 Why is he running so slow? 01:11:56.254 --> 01:11:58.381 Ray! Run faster! 01:11:58.423 --> 01:11:59.423 OK! 01:11:59.424 --> 01:12:02.051 DWIGHT: Throw the switch! 01:12:02.093 --> 01:12:04.137 Now you will be mine... forever! 01:12:04.178 --> 01:12:06.889 [ Screaming ] 01:12:09.892 --> 01:12:10.935 [ Screaming ] 01:12:12.687 --> 01:12:14.731 [ Sobbing ] 01:12:16.274 --> 01:12:18.775 Ray, you saved me. 01:12:18.776 --> 01:12:20.069 Are you OK? 01:12:20.111 --> 01:12:21.111 I'm fine. 01:12:21.112 --> 01:12:22.739 I broke my fall. 01:12:22.780 --> 01:12:25.241 Ohh. Ah. 01:12:25.283 --> 01:12:28.578 [ Screaming ] 01:12:38.630 --> 01:12:40.381 Oh. 01:12:40.423 --> 01:12:41.841 [ Everyone cheering ] 01:12:41.883 --> 01:12:42.884 - Yes! - Yes! 01:12:44.886 --> 01:12:47.597 Hey, y'all. What's going on? 01:12:47.639 --> 01:12:50.141 Shorty, you made it. You're alive! 01:12:54.938 --> 01:12:57.565 CINDY: Yeah. It was traumatic. 01:12:57.607 --> 01:12:59.275 It really was... 01:12:59.317 --> 01:13:01.569 and it's taking me a while to get over it, 01:13:01.611 --> 01:13:03.071 but, you know... 01:13:03.112 --> 01:13:06.532 now that we're out of the house and back in school... 01:13:06.574 --> 01:13:08.701 I just know that everything's gonna be OK. 01:13:08.743 --> 01:13:12.246 Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up? 01:13:12.330 --> 01:13:14.749 Why couldn't you have just left me there to die? 01:13:14.791 --> 01:13:16.876 Give me a fucking rope. I'll hang myself. 01:13:16.918 --> 01:13:19.212 Here I go. I'm hanging myself. 01:13:19.253 --> 01:13:20.755 [ Telephone rings ] 01:13:22.090 --> 01:13:23.466 Hello? 01:13:23.508 --> 01:13:25.467 Oh, hi, Dad. 01:13:25.468 --> 01:13:28.096 Are you having fun on your vacation? 01:13:28.137 --> 01:13:30.390 Oh, no. Birds are very clean animals. 01:13:30.431 --> 01:13:31.599 He's no trouble at all. 01:13:31.641 --> 01:13:32.684 Goddamn it! 01:13:32.725 --> 01:13:34.894 What the fuck did you put in this birdseed? 01:13:34.936 --> 01:13:36.938 [ Farting ] 01:13:39.315 --> 01:13:40.314 [ Knock on door ] 01:13:40.315 --> 01:13:42.277 Oh, Dad, Buddy's here. I got to go. 01:13:42.318 --> 01:13:43.361 OK. I love you. Bye. 01:13:43.403 --> 01:13:45.697 BIRD: God, that was a big one. 01:13:45.738 --> 01:13:48.283 - Hey, Buddy! - Surprise. 01:13:48.324 --> 01:13:49.617 Open chest! 01:13:49.659 --> 01:13:53.621 Oh! You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick. 01:13:53.663 --> 01:13:55.290 Come on. 01:13:55.331 --> 01:13:56.791 [ Bee buzzing ] 01:13:56.833 --> 01:13:58.626 Hey, look out. A bee. 01:13:58.668 --> 01:14:00.086 Buddy, I've never had anyone... 01:14:00.128 --> 01:14:02.463 be so protective of me before. 01:14:02.505 --> 01:14:03.965 That's what your man's supposed to do. 01:14:04.007 --> 01:14:06.050 Two hot dogs. 01:14:08.011 --> 01:14:10.054 [ Laughing ] 01:14:11.097 --> 01:14:12.265 Buddy, get him! 01:14:12.307 --> 01:14:14.767 Buddy? Buddy? 01:14:14.809 --> 01:14:16.311 I've come back for you. 01:14:16.352 --> 01:14:17.979 No! This can't be happening! 01:14:18.021 --> 01:14:20.648 Mm-hmm. It is happening. 01:14:20.690 --> 01:14:23.610 Now we're gonna be together forever. 01:14:23.651 --> 01:14:25.612 Nooooo! 01:14:26.029 --> 01:14:27.629 Yes! 01:14:32.785 --> 01:14:34.454 [ Thud ] 01:14:34.495 --> 01:14:35.788 Did you hear something? 01:14:35.830 --> 01:14:39.292 No. I didn't hear nothing. 01:14:39.334 --> 01:14:40.835 Ohh. 01:14:41.044 --> 01:14:42.545 [ Singing ] If you want to go and take a ride wit me 01:14:42.587 --> 01:14:44.839 Wit 3 women in the fo wit the gold CD's 01:14:44.881 --> 01:14:48.176 Oh, why do I live this way? 01:14:48.217 --> 01:14:49.844 Hey, must be the money 01:14:49.927 --> 01:14:52.096 If you want to go and get high with me 01:14:52.138 --> 01:14:54.474 Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie 01:14:54.515 --> 01:14:57.560 Oh, why must I feel this way? 01:14:57.602 --> 01:14:59.354 Hey, must be the money 01:14:59.395 --> 01:15:01.272 If you want to go and take a ride wit me 01:15:01.314 --> 01:15:03.858 Wit 3 women in the fo with the gold d's 01:15:03.942 --> 01:15:06.861 Oh, why do I live this way? 01:15:06.903 --> 01:15:08.988 Hey, must be the money 01:15:09.030 --> 01:15:10.740 If you want to go and get high wit me 01:15:10.782 --> 01:15:13.284 Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie 01:15:13.326 --> 01:15:16.496 Oh, why must I feel this way? 01:15:16.537 --> 01:15:17.997 Hey, must be the money 01:15:18.039 --> 01:15:20.625 Yo, I know something you don't know 01:15:20.667 --> 01:15:22.585 And I got something to tell ya 01:15:22.627 --> 01:15:23.836 You won't believe how many people 01:15:23.878 --> 01:15:25.254 Straight doubted the flow 01:15:25.296 --> 01:15:27.382 Most said that I was a failure 01:15:27.423 --> 01:15:28.424 But now the same motherfuckers 01:15:28.466 --> 01:15:30.009 Asking me for dough 01:15:30.051 --> 01:15:32.095 And I'm yelling, "I can't help ya" 01:15:32.136 --> 01:15:34.889 Yo, Nelly, can we get tickets to the next show? 01:15:34.973 --> 01:15:37.100 Hell, no, you for real? 01:15:37.141 --> 01:15:38.142 Hey, yo, now that I'm a fly guy 01:15:38.184 --> 01:15:39.644 And I fly high 01:15:39.686 --> 01:15:41.688 Niggas wanna know why, why I fly by 01:15:41.729 --> 01:15:43.314 But, yo, it's all good 01:15:43.356 --> 01:15:45.233 Range Rover all wood, do me like you should 01:15:45.234 --> 01:15:46.859 Fuck me good, suck me good 01:15:46.901 --> 01:15:49.028 We be the stud niggas, wishing you was niggas 01:15:49.070 --> 01:15:50.154 Popping like we drug dealers 01:15:50.196 --> 01:15:51.614 Sipping crissy, bud making 01:15:51.656 --> 01:15:53.074 Honey in the club, me in the Benz 01:15:53.116 --> 01:15:54.200 Icy grip telling me to leave 01:15:54.242 --> 01:15:55.868 Wit you and your friends 01:15:55.910 --> 01:15:57.912 So if shorty wanna knock, we knocking to dis 01:15:57.996 --> 01:16:00.373 And if shorty wanna rock, we rocking to dis 01:16:00.415 --> 01:16:02.875 And if shorty wanna pop, we popping the cris 01:16:02.917 --> 01:16:05.253 Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist 01:16:05.295 --> 01:16:07.422 City talk, Nelly listen, Nelly talk, city listen 01:16:07.463 --> 01:16:10.216 Wanna fuck fly bitches, when I walk, pay attention 01:16:10.258 --> 01:16:12.051 See the ice and the glist, niggas staring on the glist 01:16:12.093 --> 01:16:13.511 Honeys look, no, they wish 01:16:13.553 --> 01:16:15.054 Come on boo, give me kiss, come on 01:16:15.096 --> 01:16:16.848 If you want to go and take a ride wit me 01:16:16.889 --> 01:16:19.767 Wit 3 women in the fo with the gold d's 01:16:19.809 --> 01:16:22.312 Oh, why do I live this way? 01:16:22.353 --> 01:16:24.439 Hey, must be the money 01:16:24.480 --> 01:16:26.232 If you want to go and get high wit me 01:16:26.274 --> 01:16:28.568 Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie 01:16:28.610 --> 01:16:31.904 Oh, why must I feel this way? 01:16:31.946 --> 01:16:34.866 Hey, must be the money 01:16:36.492 --> 01:16:39.912 Hey, must be the money 01:16:42.415 --> 01:16:44.667 [ New song begins ] 01:16:52.425 --> 01:16:54.385 She kept it coming, coming 01:16:57.513 --> 01:17:01.059 She kept it coming, coming, coming 01:17:03.144 --> 01:17:05.229 Hey, what's up, dog? Have a seat, peep 01:17:05.271 --> 01:17:06.731 What I'm about to tell you real, man 01:17:06.773 --> 01:17:08.524 This shit gets real deep 01:17:08.566 --> 01:17:11.694 About a week ago or so when I saw you up in the spot 01:17:11.736 --> 01:17:13.237 With that chick that was hot 01:17:13.279 --> 01:17:14.614 But whatever 01:17:14.656 --> 01:17:15.907 To make a long story shorter 01:17:15.949 --> 01:17:17.408 She slipped me the number 01:17:17.450 --> 01:17:19.160 Though I really didn't wanna, uh-uh 01:17:19.202 --> 01:17:21.204 And as the crowd is my witness, believe me 01:17:21.245 --> 01:17:24.207 I was minding my own business and she teased me, yeah 01:17:24.248 --> 01:17:26.459 She kept buying me and following me, see 01:17:26.501 --> 01:17:28.920 And the fact she was exotic wasn't making it easy 01:17:28.962 --> 01:17:30.254 She got close to me 01:17:30.296 --> 01:17:31.631 I'm like, "Lord forgive me" 01:17:31.673 --> 01:17:33.007 No one's around, she went down 01:17:33.049 --> 01:17:34.717 Man, you get the picture be 01:17:34.759 --> 01:17:37.095 It was hypnotic, and she was so erotic 01:17:37.136 --> 01:17:38.513 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:17:38.554 --> 01:17:39.889 She kept it coming 01:17:39.931 --> 01:17:41.891 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:17:41.933 --> 01:17:43.935 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:17:43.977 --> 01:17:45.311 She kept it coming 01:17:45.353 --> 01:17:46.771 I was in a similar situation 01:17:46.813 --> 01:17:48.273 One of my boys once invited me 01:17:48.314 --> 01:17:50.233 With his family on a Christmas vacation 01:17:50.275 --> 01:17:51.985 I went to Ross and bought a present and everything 01:17:52.026 --> 01:17:53.403 - But I kept it - Why? 01:17:53.444 --> 01:17:54.904 'Cause it looked dope on me 01:17:54.988 --> 01:17:57.031 They had a house on the beach in Maui 01:17:57.073 --> 01:17:58.908 I had no idea that they were that rich 01:17:58.950 --> 01:18:00.660 His mom was a fat bitch 01:18:00.702 --> 01:18:02.036 But his sister was hot 01:18:02.078 --> 01:18:03.454 I told myself not to touch it 01:18:03.496 --> 01:18:04.998 Even though I want to fuck it 01:18:05.039 --> 01:18:07.125 I have a history of not listening to me 01:18:07.166 --> 01:18:08.668 She walked out in a bikini 01:18:08.710 --> 01:18:10.837 Where no one could see me, believe me 01:18:10.878 --> 01:18:13.047 - I tried real hard - What happened? 01:18:13.089 --> 01:18:16.050 Then my dick got real hard 01:18:16.092 --> 01:18:18.303 It was hypnotic, and she was so erotic 01:18:18.344 --> 01:18:19.804 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:19.846 --> 01:18:21.139 She kept it coming 01:18:21.180 --> 01:18:23.349 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:18:23.391 --> 01:18:24.934 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:24.976 --> 01:18:26.436 She kept it coming 01:18:26.519 --> 01:18:28.645 It was hypnotic, and she was so erotic 01:18:28.646 --> 01:18:30.023 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:30.064 --> 01:18:31.482 She kept it coming 01:18:31.524 --> 01:18:33.817 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:18:33.818 --> 01:18:35.445 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:35.486 --> 01:18:36.821 She kept it coming 01:18:36.863 --> 01:18:38.906 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:18:38.948 --> 01:18:40.366 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:40.408 --> 01:18:41.826 She kept it coming 01:18:41.868 --> 01:18:44.078 It was hypnotic, she was so erotic 01:18:44.120 --> 01:18:45.622 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:45.663 --> 01:18:46.997 She kept it coming 01:18:46.998 --> 01:18:49.250 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:18:49.292 --> 01:18:50.668 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:50.710 --> 01:18:52.045 She kept it coming 01:18:52.086 --> 01:18:54.422 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:18:54.464 --> 01:18:56.090 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:18:56.132 --> 01:18:57.467 She kept it coming 01:18:57.508 --> 01:18:59.594 It was hypnotic and so erotic 01:18:59.636 --> 01:19:01.512 I tried, but I just couldn't stop it 01:19:01.513 --> 01:19:03.389 She kept it coming 01:19:06.684 --> 01:19:09.145 She kept it coming 01:19:09.187 --> 01:19:12.065 [ New song begins ] 01:19:17.195 --> 01:19:23.952 Ooh, when it's dark outside 01:19:23.993 --> 01:19:28.665 All my fears arise 01:19:28.706 --> 01:19:33.586 When it's dark outside 01:19:33.628 --> 01:19:36.923 All my fears 01:19:36.965 --> 01:19:41.844 Sun's gone down, the light's all gone 01:19:41.886 --> 01:19:46.432 Big-ass house and we're alone 01:19:46.474 --> 01:19:48.768 I hear voices, what I'm-a do? 01:19:48.810 --> 01:19:51.187 Hear those noises, what I'm-a do? 01:19:51.229 --> 01:19:54.023 What's my choice here, run like a fool? 01:19:54.065 --> 01:19:56.693 I'm long gone 01:19:56.734 --> 01:19:58.736 - Shh. - What's that sound? 01:19:58.778 --> 01:20:01.197 Everybody look what's floating round 01:20:01.239 --> 01:20:03.199 Not too sure of what I see 01:20:03.241 --> 01:20:05.827 All I know is it's scaring me 01:20:05.868 --> 01:20:12.417 Ooh, when it's dark outside 01:20:12.458 --> 01:20:17.171 All my fears arise 01:20:17.255 --> 01:20:22.093 When it's dark outside 01:20:22.135 --> 01:20:25.555 All my fears 01:20:25.596 --> 01:20:27.932 And just when you think it's over 01:20:27.974 --> 01:20:32.770 Some new sound is coming towards me 01:20:32.812 --> 01:20:34.856 Getting loud 01:20:34.897 --> 01:20:37.275 I hear noises, where I'm-a go? 01:20:37.317 --> 01:20:39.777 Hear those voices, head for the door 01:20:39.819 --> 01:20:42.488 What's my plan? Don't know anymore 01:20:42.530 --> 01:20:45.283 Something's wrong 01:20:45.325 --> 01:20:47.035 - Shh. - What's that sound? 01:20:47.076 --> 01:20:49.996 Everybody look what's going down 01:20:50.038 --> 01:20:51.998 And why won't you let me be? 01:20:52.040 --> 01:20:54.459 Go right now, you're scaring me 01:20:54.500 --> 01:21:01.007 Ooh, when it's dark outside 01:21:01.049 --> 01:21:05.762 All my fears arise 01:21:05.803 --> 01:21:10.600 When it's dark outside 01:21:10.642 --> 01:21:13.895 All my fears 01:21:13.936 --> 01:21:20.485 Ooh, when it's dark outside 01:21:20.526 --> 01:21:25.239 All my fears arise 01:21:25.281 --> 01:21:30.078 When it's dark outside 01:21:30.119 --> 01:21:34.415 All my fears 01:21:34.457 --> 01:21:36.167 Here's something, so get back 01:21:36.209 --> 01:21:38.670 Shorty looking at me like, "Yo, let me hit that" 01:21:38.711 --> 01:21:40.797 Footsteps in the dark, whatcha gone do? 01:21:40.838 --> 01:21:41.881 I was talking to this chicken 01:21:41.965 --> 01:21:43.341 Oh. Shit. 01:21:43.383 --> 01:21:44.425 Is this a poltergeist or a heist? 01:21:44.467 --> 01:21:45.843 She robs some 01:21:45.885 --> 01:21:47.053 All the jewels, murdering tools 01:21:47.095 --> 01:21:48.096 We got some 01:21:48.137 --> 01:21:49.180 Like cha-cha 01:21:49.222 --> 01:21:50.431 Ready to open up shop 01:21:50.473 --> 01:21:51.557 Wreak havoc on the block 01:21:51.599 --> 01:21:52.684 Now love it, don't stop 01:21:52.725 --> 01:21:54.060 Come on 01:21:54.102 --> 01:21:59.774 Ooh, when it's dark outside 01:21:59.816 --> 01:22:03.236 All my fears arise 01:22:03.278 --> 01:22:09.616 Ooh, when it's dark outside 01:22:09.617 --> 01:22:14.330 All my fears arise 01:22:14.372 --> 01:22:17.168 When it's dark outside. 01:22:17.192 --> 01:22:37.192 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.