WEBVTT 00:00:10.451 --> 00:00:30.451 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:12.475 --> 00:01:13.533 That was good. 00:01:16.379 --> 00:01:17.903 Top dog, big dog, bad dog. 00:01:20.516 --> 00:01:22.006 Who's the best dog? 00:01:22.251 --> 00:01:23.878 That's my dog. 00:01:24.787 --> 00:01:26.812 Who's the best dog? 00:01:27.223 --> 00:01:28.884 That's my dog. 00:01:29.525 --> 00:01:31.652 It's a big, bad dog. 00:01:46.876 --> 00:01:48.639 Number 1 dog. Dog at the top. 00:01:49.779 --> 00:01:51.940 Slow down, Fido. We need to talk. 00:01:52.248 --> 00:01:53.579 - Yeah? - Vince. 00:01:53.783 --> 00:01:57.275 You see the Vitagirl numbers? You hit that demographic dead on. 00:01:57.586 --> 00:01:58.916 Yeah, looking good. 00:01:59.121 --> 00:02:00.782 - Talk about what? - Us. 00:02:00.990 --> 00:02:03.457 We're 24 hours away from fast-food fame 00:02:03.658 --> 00:02:06.526 or oblivion. Will you sign off on that copy? 00:02:06.729 --> 00:02:07.718 No. 00:02:07.930 --> 00:02:09.589 No! What do you mean, no? 00:02:09.798 --> 00:02:12.595 Nelson, we've been killing ourselves with this 00:02:12.802 --> 00:02:14.233 - What? - Meet you in 20. 00:02:14.435 --> 00:02:15.426 Nelson! 00:02:18.440 --> 00:02:20.567 I remember growing up. 00:02:20.775 --> 00:02:22.299 - Summertime - I'm starving 00:02:22.511 --> 00:02:24.239 - baseball - Ready for the game? 00:02:24.446 --> 00:02:25.970 - You bet. - Go get them! 00:02:26.182 --> 00:02:27.581 and Dr. Diggity Dogs. 00:02:27.783 --> 00:02:31.309 Us. Isn't there some kind of limit on the "us" talks? 00:02:31.654 --> 00:02:33.382 1, OK. 2 if necessary. 00:02:33.588 --> 00:02:35.351 3, cruel and unusual. 00:02:35.558 --> 00:02:36.547 Great dog, big dog. 00:02:36.759 --> 00:02:39.557 Forgot about my parents, didn't you? 00:02:40.129 --> 00:02:42.529 I can't make it. I'm sorry. 00:02:43.031 --> 00:02:45.864 Nelson, this is their third trip to the city. 00:02:46.969 --> 00:02:49.368 You could make an effort. 00:02:50.739 --> 00:02:52.207 This is important to me. 00:02:52.408 --> 00:02:54.433 This account is very important to me. 00:02:54.876 --> 00:02:58.368 It's Dr. Diggity, practically an American institution. 00:02:58.647 --> 00:03:00.136 An American institution. 00:03:00.349 --> 00:03:01.815 Dr. Diggity. Amer 00:03:02.017 --> 00:03:03.006 No. 00:03:03.219 --> 00:03:06.188 You know, there are people who don't work 24 hours a day. 00:03:06.522 --> 00:03:08.887 They stop, relax 00:03:09.090 --> 00:03:11.024 have lives. 00:03:14.497 --> 00:03:17.761 I have a life, Angelica and I'm late for it. 00:03:23.738 --> 00:03:25.797 I'm not sure I like the tag line. 00:03:26.075 --> 00:03:28.042 It needs to be deadpan. 00:03:28.243 --> 00:03:32.874 - I want to play with it. - If it isn't broke, don't fix it. 00:03:34.950 --> 00:03:36.940 That rule applies to mediocrity. 00:03:37.153 --> 00:03:39.484 - We want perfection. - We want a check. 00:03:39.688 --> 00:03:41.279 You worry too much. 00:03:41.489 --> 00:03:43.981 Worrying about losing keeps you winning. 00:03:44.192 --> 00:03:45.182 Congrats. 00:03:45.393 --> 00:03:47.987 Nelson, you've got the Ad Age for the Pelican spot. 00:03:48.196 --> 00:03:49.255 Give that to me. 00:03:49.464 --> 00:03:52.058 Look. It says "team." I'm "team." 00:03:52.267 --> 00:03:53.529 God! 00:03:58.006 --> 00:03:59.599 - Good morning, Mr. Moss. - Thanks. 00:03:59.808 --> 00:04:03.005 - Vince. - Beatrice, I'll have the 00:04:03.477 --> 00:04:05.708 Edgar Price is coming out of retirement. 00:04:05.915 --> 00:04:09.406 He says he's tired of being ripped off and might as well rip himself off. 00:04:09.617 --> 00:04:11.415 Edgar Price, huh? 00:04:11.754 --> 00:04:12.742 He was the best. 00:04:12.987 --> 00:04:14.715 Remember that Mercedes ad? 00:04:14.923 --> 00:04:17.822 The car, floating in outer space, it comes right at you. 00:04:18.024 --> 00:04:19.116 Genius. 00:04:19.659 --> 00:04:20.649 Check this out. 00:04:20.861 --> 00:04:21.851 What? 00:04:24.465 --> 00:04:25.455 Balance. 00:04:25.667 --> 00:04:27.861 How's my dream team? Got it locked up? 00:04:28.069 --> 00:04:29.933 Sure, chief. Just finessing 00:04:30.138 --> 00:04:32.107 No, no, it's all locked up. 00:04:32.307 --> 00:04:33.796 - It's minor details. - Minor. 00:04:36.244 --> 00:04:37.234 See that? 00:04:37.445 --> 00:04:38.811 Make it happen. 00:04:41.049 --> 00:04:42.311 Red. Blood red! 00:04:42.518 --> 00:04:45.282 I can't read this. Is English her second language? 00:04:46.722 --> 00:04:48.950 You'll love these frames. I ran with your idea. 00:04:49.157 --> 00:04:52.025 It's still your idea, just better. The client will love it. 00:04:55.162 --> 00:04:56.460 Ethnic. 00:04:58.501 --> 00:05:00.364 Give me a bonfire, three-quarter. 00:05:00.569 --> 00:05:03.195 - More cleavage, more dogs. - There's three girls. 00:05:03.405 --> 00:05:05.871 - Let's make this night. - Night? 00:05:08.376 --> 00:05:10.070 What's this? Porno? 00:05:10.811 --> 00:05:12.472 You said you wanted edge. 00:05:13.414 --> 00:05:15.176 - I don't feel it. - There you are. 00:05:15.383 --> 00:05:17.816 - Blood red. - Forget your 1:00 o'clock at the DMV? 00:05:18.020 --> 00:05:19.008 Reschedule. 00:05:20.054 --> 00:05:21.578 I don't have time. 00:05:21.789 --> 00:05:23.722 Wait till the presentation's over. 00:05:23.924 --> 00:05:27.020 If you don't renew today they'll suspend your license. 00:05:27.227 --> 00:05:29.857 You get pulled over, and they can throw you in jail. 00:05:30.063 --> 00:05:32.157 I'll bet you don't have time for that either. 00:05:32.366 --> 00:05:35.063 Nobody beats the DMV. Not even you. 00:05:35.270 --> 00:05:36.361 'Bye-bye. 00:05:36.570 --> 00:05:37.902 I got it. 00:05:38.907 --> 00:05:41.775 - I don't feel it. - Not feeling it. Blood red. 00:05:41.977 --> 00:05:43.944 Blood red! Let's go, let's bleed! 00:05:58.159 --> 00:05:59.650 Thanks. 00:06:04.432 --> 00:06:07.732 All right. There will be no talking, eating or drinking 00:06:07.936 --> 00:06:09.402 during the test. 00:06:09.604 --> 00:06:13.539 If your personal hygiene becomes a distraction 00:06:13.741 --> 00:06:15.835 you'll be asked to leave. 00:06:19.414 --> 00:06:20.746 Sorry. 00:06:22.082 --> 00:06:24.847 If you need to use the bathroom, raise your hand. 00:06:25.119 --> 00:06:27.645 Would you pass me the Colombo, please? 00:06:28.022 --> 00:06:29.614 Yeah, the salami. 00:06:33.594 --> 00:06:34.893 Thanks. 00:06:36.296 --> 00:06:40.256 You cannot take the test with you to the bathroom. 00:06:40.469 --> 00:06:43.460 If you do not come back from the bathroom 00:06:43.671 --> 00:06:45.604 you cannot pass the test. 00:06:51.246 --> 00:06:52.270 You may begin. 00:07:04.393 --> 00:07:06.258 "Falling rocks?" 00:07:07.527 --> 00:07:09.429 Oh, Christ! 00:07:23.977 --> 00:07:25.070 Hey. 00:07:28.950 --> 00:07:29.938 Number nine 00:07:30.652 --> 00:07:31.777 true or false? 00:07:32.152 --> 00:07:33.450 Oh. 00:07:35.424 --> 00:07:36.890 I'm not there yet. 00:07:37.090 --> 00:07:38.489 Sorry. 00:07:39.594 --> 00:07:41.960 - But when I do mine - Excuse me. 00:07:46.366 --> 00:07:48.859 Bring your test papers forward, please. 00:07:57.945 --> 00:07:58.933 Me? 00:07:59.212 --> 00:08:00.340 You. 00:08:01.849 --> 00:08:04.182 With the scarf, yes. 00:08:13.662 --> 00:08:14.854 I wasn't cheating. 00:08:15.063 --> 00:08:17.294 Why would I cheat on a DMV test? 00:08:17.496 --> 00:08:19.828 You may retake the test in 30 days. 00:08:21.501 --> 00:08:22.832 That's a joke, right? 00:08:25.107 --> 00:08:26.539 30 days? 00:08:26.741 --> 00:08:28.174 That's a whole month. 00:08:31.914 --> 00:08:33.140 Great. 00:08:35.517 --> 00:08:36.848 Fine. 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:40.082 I guess I'm going. 00:08:42.123 --> 00:08:43.488 Walking. 00:08:46.861 --> 00:08:47.920 Hey. 00:08:48.130 --> 00:08:49.324 Good luck. 00:08:58.440 --> 00:08:59.428 Shane and Dunne. 00:08:59.641 --> 00:09:01.632 - Nelson Moss for Vince. - One moment. 00:09:02.577 --> 00:09:06.070 - Did Ruben tweak the music? - No, he said it's fine. 00:09:06.281 --> 00:09:07.680 Shit. 00:09:08.984 --> 00:09:10.008 Cut him. 00:09:10.219 --> 00:09:13.245 Get Johnson McDonald. Give him the sample. Tell him 00:09:13.589 --> 00:09:16.786 - you've lost your mind. - No, beg him for 10 tomorrow. 00:09:16.992 --> 00:09:18.892 - That's crazy! - How did it go? 00:09:19.194 --> 00:09:20.855 Did you get your license? 00:09:21.063 --> 00:09:22.189 - Vince. - What? 00:09:22.398 --> 00:09:26.027 What do you think about this? "Barking mad for Dr. Diggity." 00:09:26.235 --> 00:09:28.327 - That sucks. - Congratulations. 00:09:29.138 --> 00:09:30.571 You can read. 00:09:31.306 --> 00:09:33.034 - Call you back. - No, no. 00:09:33.442 --> 00:09:34.841 Can I help you? 00:09:37.579 --> 00:09:39.069 Can you help me? 00:09:39.281 --> 00:09:40.339 Yeah. 00:09:43.585 --> 00:09:44.916 That's your van, isn't it? 00:09:46.922 --> 00:09:48.617 Is this your car? 00:09:49.158 --> 00:09:50.489 Wow. 00:09:50.959 --> 00:09:53.620 - Nice. - You can't drive, right. 00:09:53.829 --> 00:09:55.023 No. 00:09:55.764 --> 00:09:57.822 This is the way that you 00:09:58.933 --> 00:10:00.162 Right. 00:10:00.402 --> 00:10:01.596 Shit. 00:10:02.037 --> 00:10:03.595 How much do you make a month? 00:10:03.806 --> 00:10:05.364 It doesn't look like much. 00:10:05.574 --> 00:10:07.064 I'll cover your expenses. 00:10:07.276 --> 00:10:09.244 Here. Call my secretary. 00:10:09.545 --> 00:10:10.909 We'll work it out. 00:10:11.113 --> 00:10:13.274 Is this quest for redemption from remorse? 00:10:13.481 --> 00:10:16.781 Or are you scared my sitting on your car will cause a dent? 00:10:17.452 --> 00:10:18.442 The dent. 00:10:20.022 --> 00:10:21.546 That's what I thought. 00:10:27.729 --> 00:10:28.855 What are you doing? 00:10:29.064 --> 00:10:30.292 Buying redemption. 00:10:31.633 --> 00:10:33.931 Redemption's not for sale today. 00:10:34.135 --> 00:10:35.296 Sorry. 00:10:36.805 --> 00:10:38.238 OK. 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:39.805 I guess I'm going to hell. 00:10:40.742 --> 00:10:42.403 Get off the car. 00:10:43.979 --> 00:10:44.968 OK. 00:10:48.984 --> 00:10:50.245 'Bye. 00:11:09.037 --> 00:11:10.902 Yeah, here we go. 00:11:11.106 --> 00:11:12.505 I'm going to get it. 00:11:13.375 --> 00:11:14.603 Get it. 00:11:16.712 --> 00:11:17.974 OK. 00:11:18.413 --> 00:11:19.641 What is it? 00:11:20.014 --> 00:11:21.572 It's a hot dog. 00:11:21.850 --> 00:11:23.408 It's a hot dog. 00:11:27.356 --> 00:11:28.846 It's a hot hot dog. 00:11:29.057 --> 00:11:30.752 It's a hot dog. 00:11:34.730 --> 00:11:36.356 It's a hot dog. 00:11:43.205 --> 00:11:44.263 Yeah? 00:11:44.473 --> 00:11:46.600 Mr. Moss, it's Manny from downstairs. 00:11:46.808 --> 00:11:49.902 We have a bit of a situation. There's a lady here 00:11:50.111 --> 00:11:52.979 who's saying strange, personal things about you. 00:11:53.181 --> 00:11:54.512 You can't talk to him. 00:11:54.716 --> 00:11:56.649 - Move over. - You can't talk to him. 00:11:56.851 --> 00:11:59.115 I can talk to him. Look, I'm going to. 00:11:59.321 --> 00:12:00.845 How are you, big spender? 00:12:01.056 --> 00:12:04.617 Remember me? I'm downstairs. Do you want to come down here? 00:12:05.627 --> 00:12:07.457 I can't stop thinking about you. 00:12:08.664 --> 00:12:09.995 - Did he hear me? - Yeah. 00:12:10.197 --> 00:12:12.325 - Are you sure? - I think he heard you. 00:12:12.534 --> 00:12:13.796 Hello? 00:12:14.002 --> 00:12:15.469 Yeah. 00:12:15.671 --> 00:12:16.659 OK, I'll 00:12:16.872 --> 00:12:18.305 - What? - I'll see you in five. 00:12:18.507 --> 00:12:20.407 OK, I'm down here. 00:12:20.841 --> 00:12:21.968 OK? 00:12:24.313 --> 00:12:26.303 Then my wife, she says to me: 00:12:26.514 --> 00:12:27.880 "You can fix nothing." 00:12:28.082 --> 00:12:29.983 So then she leaves me for plumber. 00:12:30.185 --> 00:12:32.551 - No. - Yeah, the plumber. 00:12:33.455 --> 00:12:34.649 Look at that, Manny. 00:12:34.856 --> 00:12:36.585 My very own Prince Charming. 00:12:40.696 --> 00:12:44.564 I don't think I've ever met such a royal asshole in my entire life. 00:12:46.635 --> 00:12:50.264 So does your mom know you treat women like hookers 00:12:50.471 --> 00:12:52.099 or did she raise you to believe 00:12:52.307 --> 00:12:55.401 that being nice means patronizing the whole world? 00:12:55.611 --> 00:12:57.738 Uh-oh, I smell trouble. 00:12:57.946 --> 00:13:00.039 - Can I talk to you? - Yeah. 00:13:00.382 --> 00:13:01.781 'Bye, Manny. 00:13:05.754 --> 00:13:08.188 - How did you find me? - I'm smart. 00:13:08.457 --> 00:13:10.925 So I need a ride. 00:13:11.125 --> 00:13:12.354 Is this a joke? 00:13:12.861 --> 00:13:15.125 Well, you're the reason I can't drive 00:13:15.330 --> 00:13:18.094 so the least you can do is schlep me somewhere. 00:13:18.300 --> 00:13:20.359 It'll be painless. Where's your car? 00:13:22.938 --> 00:13:25.668 It's been a ball, but some of us have to work. 00:13:25.874 --> 00:13:28.069 Please don't make me throw a tantrum. 00:13:28.276 --> 00:13:31.609 Would you like to get naked with us? We have a tub full of fudge 00:13:31.813 --> 00:13:32.779 Ignore her. 00:13:32.981 --> 00:13:34.608 - It'll be fun! - Ignore her. 00:13:34.816 --> 00:13:36.374 - He's cute! - What are you doing? 00:13:37.853 --> 00:13:39.013 Do you know what? 00:13:39.221 --> 00:13:41.086 You're a flasher. A flasher! 00:13:41.289 --> 00:13:43.279 - It has to stop. - Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. 00:13:43.492 --> 00:13:45.790 - Don't walk away! - I'll call the police. 00:13:45.994 --> 00:13:47.985 - He keeps flashing! - Medication. 00:13:48.196 --> 00:13:49.185 Are you nuts? 00:13:49.398 --> 00:13:50.524 I live here. 00:13:50.731 --> 00:13:52.063 Do you have any shame? 00:13:54.002 --> 00:13:56.095 Well, I just want a ride. 00:13:56.805 --> 00:13:58.272 Please? 00:14:08.283 --> 00:14:09.750 Oh, by the way 00:14:09.951 --> 00:14:11.509 I'm Sara Deever. 00:14:12.387 --> 00:14:13.877 Nice to meet you. 00:14:16.258 --> 00:14:18.385 You'll want to get in the right lane. 00:14:18.627 --> 00:14:21.221 - Put your indicator - I know how to drive. 00:14:21.430 --> 00:14:22.726 OK. 00:14:22.998 --> 00:14:25.296 You'll want to take the 80 to Oakland. 00:14:25.500 --> 00:14:27.127 - Oakland? - Yeah. 00:14:27.668 --> 00:14:31.264 - You said this would be quick. - I also said it would be painless. 00:14:31.473 --> 00:14:34.408 This is really nice of you to do this for me 00:14:34.609 --> 00:14:37.840 and I'm sorry if I went too far, but I did need this ride 00:14:38.046 --> 00:14:40.276 so I really appreciate it. Thanks. 00:14:41.716 --> 00:14:42.979 Right here. 00:14:50.859 --> 00:14:52.850 What do you plan to do with that? 00:14:54.428 --> 00:14:56.692 Commit a heinous crime. What else? 00:14:56.898 --> 00:14:59.889 You'll wait for me, right? Right? 00:15:03.939 --> 00:15:05.668 Of course you will. 00:15:30.966 --> 00:15:32.661 What am I doing? 00:15:33.902 --> 00:15:35.335 What am I doing? 00:15:59.961 --> 00:16:01.724 Go. Go! 00:16:01.930 --> 00:16:04.159 Go, go, go. 00:16:13.909 --> 00:16:14.898 Oh, my God! 00:16:15.110 --> 00:16:17.077 That was so great. 00:16:17.779 --> 00:16:19.303 Feel like Bonnie and Clyde? 00:16:19.514 --> 00:16:21.004 No, I don't. 00:16:21.216 --> 00:16:23.377 - Why not? - They got shot. 00:16:27.522 --> 00:16:31.151 - Don't open it. I don't want to know. - Just relax. 00:16:31.526 --> 00:16:34.620 They're just my little furry friends. Say, "Hi, Nelson." 00:16:34.863 --> 00:16:39.231 Somebody was going to do nasty little experiments on your brains 00:16:39.433 --> 00:16:41.664 but I wouldn't have it. 00:16:46.641 --> 00:16:48.471 What do you do, by the way? 00:16:49.811 --> 00:16:51.676 I'm in advertising. 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:53.575 Advertising. 00:16:54.316 --> 00:16:55.942 So do you enjoy it? 00:16:56.917 --> 00:16:59.819 People tend to enjoy what they're really good at. 00:17:02.657 --> 00:17:05.351 Besides your job, what else makes you miserable? 00:17:06.595 --> 00:17:08.392 I mean, what do you do for fun? 00:17:11.433 --> 00:17:12.831 I didn't think so. 00:17:13.100 --> 00:17:15.228 No hobbies? 00:17:15.437 --> 00:17:18.167 No diversions? No kinky obsessions? 00:17:18.807 --> 00:17:21.469 For one quick second there, I thought you 00:17:21.676 --> 00:17:23.473 Just get in the car. 00:17:34.055 --> 00:17:35.920 Want to come up for cocoa? 00:17:37.259 --> 00:17:40.126 As titillating as the evening's been, I'm afraid not. 00:17:42.297 --> 00:17:43.594 OK. 00:17:45.433 --> 00:17:47.060 How about I make you a deal? 00:17:47.269 --> 00:17:50.966 Come up for one cup, and I'll never ask you for another ride. 00:17:51.172 --> 00:17:52.730 No, thanks. 00:17:54.609 --> 00:17:55.598 OK. 00:17:56.344 --> 00:17:57.538 Thanks. 00:17:59.381 --> 00:18:01.110 I'll see you tomorrow then. 00:18:01.316 --> 00:18:03.477 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:18:03.685 --> 00:18:04.879 Hold on. 00:18:05.086 --> 00:18:06.212 Hold on. 00:18:06.421 --> 00:18:08.150 8:00 o'clock is good for you, right? 00:18:08.356 --> 00:18:11.223 You, me, Manny, the doorman, that whole thing? 00:18:28.910 --> 00:18:30.104 Come in. 00:18:35.917 --> 00:18:38.010 There you guys go. 00:18:49.998 --> 00:18:51.693 I can help you. 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:53.929 See, I have a gift: 00:18:54.135 --> 00:18:56.797 a special ability to help men with problems. 00:18:57.038 --> 00:18:58.335 I don't have problems. 00:18:59.441 --> 00:19:01.875 Now, see: That usually is the first sign. 00:19:02.077 --> 00:19:03.066 Of what? 00:19:03.278 --> 00:19:04.267 Denial. 00:19:04.479 --> 00:19:05.468 Denial? 00:19:05.714 --> 00:19:08.342 First of all, I think you work too much. 00:19:08.550 --> 00:19:11.314 Really? And what do you know about work? 00:19:12.120 --> 00:19:13.178 Plenty. 00:19:13.388 --> 00:19:17.256 You admitted you do nothing else and it doesn't make you happy. 00:19:17.659 --> 00:19:19.820 I admitted nothing. I was silent. 00:19:20.028 --> 00:19:21.859 No special interests, no pets. 00:19:22.063 --> 00:19:23.052 You hate dogs. 00:19:23.264 --> 00:19:24.253 Busted. 00:19:24.466 --> 00:19:26.525 Actually I do have a pet, a fish. 00:19:26.868 --> 00:19:28.130 A fish? 00:19:28.336 --> 00:19:30.395 Doesn't count. Cold-blooded. Sorry. 00:19:31.206 --> 00:19:34.369 No, you are a walking case study. 00:19:35.577 --> 00:19:36.566 Look at you. 00:19:37.312 --> 00:19:39.940 You're a workaholic at such an advanced stage 00:19:40.148 --> 00:19:43.606 that your intimacy skills have withered away to almost nothing. 00:19:43.818 --> 00:19:44.876 Left untreated 00:19:45.086 --> 00:19:47.554 you could become emotionally extinct. 00:19:48.656 --> 00:19:50.453 Out of sheer perverse curiosity 00:19:50.658 --> 00:19:53.889 how does a lunatic like you help a guy like me? 00:19:56.364 --> 00:19:58.195 You live in a box. 00:19:59.367 --> 00:20:00.766 I could lift the lid 00:20:00.969 --> 00:20:02.163 and let some light in. 00:20:03.438 --> 00:20:05.531 Wow, that's deep. 00:20:06.408 --> 00:20:08.740 I feel almost cured just hearing it. 00:20:10.712 --> 00:20:11.974 Well 00:20:12.180 --> 00:20:13.511 if you want my help 00:20:13.715 --> 00:20:15.979 it'll require a commitment on your part. 00:20:18.186 --> 00:20:20.882 You have to live with me here for a month. 00:20:22.424 --> 00:20:23.823 No more, no less 00:20:24.025 --> 00:20:25.287 and no work allowed. 00:20:28.163 --> 00:20:29.630 You don't even know me 00:20:29.998 --> 00:20:32.466 and you're inviting me to move in? 00:20:33.802 --> 00:20:37.602 And how's my girlfriend supposed to feel about that? 00:20:38.473 --> 00:20:39.667 Girlfriend? 00:20:39.874 --> 00:20:41.865 You don't have a girlfriend. 00:20:43.344 --> 00:20:45.608 I mean, it's something you feel. 00:20:46.014 --> 00:20:49.848 There's something intimate a woman leaves on a man that you don't have. 00:20:50.385 --> 00:20:51.784 Her name's Angelica. 00:20:55.190 --> 00:20:57.158 Well, I feel sorry for Angelica. 00:20:57.659 --> 00:20:58.819 Great. 00:21:00.361 --> 00:21:04.593 I'll relay that to her when I leave, which is right about now. 00:21:05.066 --> 00:21:07.125 October's almost over. 00:21:07.502 --> 00:21:09.732 We can start at midnight 00:21:09.938 --> 00:21:11.667 the first of November. 00:21:11.873 --> 00:21:15.832 If you're brave enough to commit, I'll devote myself entirely to you. 00:21:17.345 --> 00:21:20.371 Brave enough, but not stupid enough. 00:21:20.682 --> 00:21:22.741 Now listen up, moonbeam. 00:21:22.951 --> 00:21:24.145 Here's how it works. 00:21:24.752 --> 00:21:26.777 No more harassment. No more rides. 00:21:26.988 --> 00:21:28.387 No more extortion. 00:21:28.723 --> 00:21:30.782 Next time you come into my building 00:21:31.226 --> 00:21:33.217 I really will call the cops. 00:21:47.609 --> 00:21:49.543 This is your image, Mr. Leach. 00:21:50.078 --> 00:21:52.012 We polled your primary demographic. 00:21:52.313 --> 00:21:54.178 Know what 89 percent said? 00:21:54.516 --> 00:21:55.744 "Boring." 00:21:56.117 --> 00:21:57.584 "Safe." 00:22:00.989 --> 00:22:02.980 We need to drop a bomb. 00:22:03.224 --> 00:22:06.159 You don't want hot dogs "safe." 00:22:06.561 --> 00:22:07.926 What's in a hot dog? 00:22:08.129 --> 00:22:10.393 Don't tell me. I don't want to know. 00:22:12.600 --> 00:22:14.067 They're dangerous. 00:22:14.869 --> 00:22:16.336 What are we selling here? 00:22:16.538 --> 00:22:19.507 We're selling temptation, desire 00:22:19.707 --> 00:22:21.174 animal instincts 00:22:21.576 --> 00:22:23.271 gluttony, sin. 00:22:23.878 --> 00:22:26.472 We want to show man as he really is: 00:22:26.681 --> 00:22:27.739 A savage! 00:22:28.349 --> 00:22:30.112 He needs fire. He needs food. 00:22:30.385 --> 00:22:31.682 He hunts and gathers. 00:22:31.886 --> 00:22:33.251 What does he get? 00:22:34.689 --> 00:22:36.020 He gets a hot dog. 00:22:36.391 --> 00:22:37.517 We're pagans. 00:22:37.725 --> 00:22:38.919 We love our rituals. 00:22:39.127 --> 00:22:41.687 Our team hits a home run, and we're screaming. 00:22:41.896 --> 00:22:43.329 What do we want? 00:22:44.332 --> 00:22:45.492 We want a hot dog! 00:22:45.700 --> 00:22:48.134 Let's go to your preteen demographic: 00:22:48.503 --> 00:22:50.232 kids, the little angels. 00:22:50.438 --> 00:22:52.372 They're not. They're monsters. 00:22:52.574 --> 00:22:56.010 We give them a tuna sandwich, and they don't want a tuna sandwich. 00:22:56.211 --> 00:22:58.611 They want a hot dog. 00:22:59.414 --> 00:23:00.574 We need women. 00:23:00.782 --> 00:23:01.976 We've got the mothers 00:23:02.817 --> 00:23:04.148 and we want their daughters. 00:23:04.519 --> 00:23:07.283 Let's ask that age-old question: 00:23:07.488 --> 00:23:10.184 "What does a woman really want?" 00:23:10.525 --> 00:23:11.514 You know. 00:23:11.726 --> 00:23:12.886 I know. 00:23:14.095 --> 00:23:15.585 She wants a hot dog. 00:23:15.997 --> 00:23:17.965 We're hot-blooded. We need sex. 00:23:18.166 --> 00:23:20.794 We need a sinful, dangerous food. 00:23:21.002 --> 00:23:22.469 What is it? 00:23:23.438 --> 00:23:25.463 It's a hot dog. 00:23:25.907 --> 00:23:27.875 It's a hot dog. 00:23:28.076 --> 00:23:30.340 It's a hot dog. 00:23:31.546 --> 00:23:32.638 It's a hot dog. 00:23:32.847 --> 00:23:36.112 "Dr. Diggity. It's a hot dog." 00:23:46.828 --> 00:23:47.817 No. 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:53.126 No? 00:23:54.235 --> 00:23:55.293 What do you mean? 00:23:55.770 --> 00:23:57.431 It's not for us. 00:23:57.639 --> 00:24:00.335 You don't understand our company. 00:24:00.541 --> 00:24:02.406 I don't understand? 00:24:05.713 --> 00:24:07.510 What did you ask us for? 00:24:07.882 --> 00:24:08.974 Edge. 00:24:09.217 --> 00:24:11.344 This is edge. 00:24:11.686 --> 00:24:14.120 We're going with Baker Bohanon. 00:24:14.322 --> 00:24:16.381 I think you're making a mistake. 00:24:17.358 --> 00:24:19.952 I've seen your sales. You're in big trouble. 00:24:20.328 --> 00:24:24.128 Oh, no. We are America's favorite hot dog, son. 00:24:24.399 --> 00:24:26.230 Were. Were. 00:24:26.567 --> 00:24:27.727 You're a dinosaur. 00:24:28.202 --> 00:24:30.227 You're flatlining. 00:24:31.372 --> 00:24:32.771 You're dead meat. 00:24:32.974 --> 00:24:35.442 And you just went too far, you little punk. 00:24:35.643 --> 00:24:38.441 So I'll tell you what I really think of your campaign. 00:24:38.646 --> 00:24:40.910 This is cheap, tasteless crap. 00:24:41.115 --> 00:24:42.104 Really? 00:24:42.317 --> 00:24:44.512 That's funny, because so is your product. 00:24:44.719 --> 00:24:45.549 Stop it. 00:24:45.753 --> 00:24:48.051 I make a wholesome hot dog, you prick. 00:24:48.256 --> 00:24:49.518 It's mystery meat. 00:24:49.724 --> 00:24:52.784 - Come on, Nelson! - It's toxic waste in a tube. 00:24:53.294 --> 00:24:54.761 You're killing me. 00:24:54.962 --> 00:24:57.487 You're killing us. You're killing all of us. 00:24:57.699 --> 00:24:59.166 Mr. Leach! Hey, buddy. 00:25:04.772 --> 00:25:07.297 What the hell happened in there? 00:25:07.508 --> 00:25:08.532 I know. 00:25:08.743 --> 00:25:10.233 Can you believe that asshole? 00:25:10.445 --> 00:25:12.413 Baker Bohanon. 00:25:15.183 --> 00:25:17.811 I've always said you're brilliant, a machine 00:25:18.019 --> 00:25:21.079 but I knew one day you'd snap, and we'd all burn. 00:25:21.622 --> 00:25:23.556 What are you talking about, burn? 00:25:23.758 --> 00:25:27.023 Do you know what was at stake? How many millions you lost? 00:25:27.562 --> 00:25:30.656 You just dragged my agency's name through the gutter. 00:25:30.865 --> 00:25:32.162 Hold on a second. 00:25:32.367 --> 00:25:33.459 The gutter? 00:25:33.668 --> 00:25:35.659 I'm the best thing this agency's got. 00:25:36.170 --> 00:25:39.071 And that rabid dog routine makes you the best? 00:25:39.273 --> 00:25:41.298 I don't think so. It makes you a wreck 00:25:41.509 --> 00:25:43.773 It makes you a liability. 00:25:44.746 --> 00:25:46.646 You need a vacation. Now. 00:25:46.848 --> 00:25:48.281 Screw the vacation. 00:25:48.483 --> 00:25:50.815 Give me another account. Come on. 00:25:51.285 --> 00:25:53.583 Nelson, did you hear me? 00:25:53.788 --> 00:25:55.050 Take a vacation. 00:25:55.656 --> 00:25:58.181 Short or permanent, your choice. 00:25:59.560 --> 00:26:01.027 Are you threatening me? 00:26:04.031 --> 00:26:05.692 That's hilarious. 00:26:05.900 --> 00:26:08.494 I'm two Clios ahead of the game, Ray. 00:26:08.703 --> 00:26:10.898 You can't afford to lose me. 00:26:11.439 --> 00:26:12.565 You're fired. 00:26:14.175 --> 00:26:15.164 Say that again. 00:26:17.678 --> 00:26:19.509 I don't think I heard you. 00:26:19.614 --> 00:26:21.047 You're fired. 00:26:42.336 --> 00:26:43.633 God, am I 00:26:43.838 --> 00:26:45.135 glad to see you. 00:26:48.976 --> 00:26:51.308 You've got to be kidding me. 00:27:15.503 --> 00:27:16.993 Mr. Moss? 00:27:17.538 --> 00:27:19.233 Are you doing OK? 00:27:19.874 --> 00:27:20.863 I'm fine. 00:27:21.275 --> 00:27:22.902 You have a deliv 00:27:24.545 --> 00:27:26.513 You have delivery. 00:27:28.216 --> 00:27:31.652 - Leave it! - I do not think you want me to do that. 00:27:31.953 --> 00:27:34.547 It's from the crazy lady from the other night. 00:27:34.755 --> 00:27:37.019 She tell me I have to deliver in the flesh. 00:27:37.225 --> 00:27:38.556 I said, leave it. 00:27:39.126 --> 00:27:40.491 OK. 00:28:04.886 --> 00:28:07.320 You've got to be kidding me. 00:28:16.364 --> 00:28:17.422 Hey. 00:28:17.832 --> 00:28:20.767 Do me a favor. Stay out of my life. 00:28:20.968 --> 00:28:22.094 Goodbye. 00:28:22.303 --> 00:28:23.463 Is that Ernie? 00:28:23.671 --> 00:28:25.104 It's Ernie! 00:28:25.306 --> 00:28:27.604 I missed you so much! Hi. 00:28:27.808 --> 00:28:29.332 Did you rethink my offer? 00:28:29.544 --> 00:28:32.604 I don't feel like playing the Deever Mad Hatter game. 00:28:32.813 --> 00:28:34.007 What is this? 00:28:34.215 --> 00:28:36.080 - What happened? - Nothing. 00:28:36.284 --> 00:28:38.844 - Can I look at it? - Why? 00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:41.388 Because I'm a vampire. 00:28:43.691 --> 00:28:45.022 Because it's bleeding. 00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:49.125 And maybe.... maybe I can help you. 00:28:50.731 --> 00:28:53.131 What are you after? What do you want from me? 00:28:55.670 --> 00:28:57.103 You should come with me. 00:28:58.472 --> 00:29:00.770 Why are you sending me dogs? 00:29:05.613 --> 00:29:08.343 So what did you do today? 00:29:08.716 --> 00:29:10.513 What did I do today? 00:29:12.420 --> 00:29:14.012 I got fired. 00:29:14.522 --> 00:29:16.490 They took the company car 00:29:17.191 --> 00:29:19.159 and my girlfriend left me. 00:29:20.461 --> 00:29:21.450 Perfect. 00:29:23.030 --> 00:29:24.292 Define "perfect." 00:29:24.665 --> 00:29:25.962 Well 00:29:26.834 --> 00:29:28.529 it's the first of November: 00:29:28.736 --> 00:29:30.670 our month to be together. 00:29:31.172 --> 00:29:33.402 You're actually serious about this. 00:29:33.608 --> 00:29:34.836 Oh yeah, very. 00:29:35.242 --> 00:29:38.177 You think I'm just going to drop everything? 00:29:40.214 --> 00:29:44.241 I don't want to bust your bubble, but it sounds like you already have. 00:29:44.452 --> 00:29:46.113 Live here 00:29:46.487 --> 00:29:49.217 and let you mess with my head for a whole month? 00:29:50.291 --> 00:29:52.759 I don't know if I would put it that way 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.326 but yeah, I think you should. 00:29:56.030 --> 00:29:58.157 I'm sorry. I can't stand watches. 00:30:00.167 --> 00:30:01.498 So this 00:30:01.702 --> 00:30:03.192 whatever you call it 00:30:03.404 --> 00:30:05.838 - Help. - "Help." 00:30:07.475 --> 00:30:08.908 What are you doing? 00:30:09.110 --> 00:30:10.509 Taking your shirt off. 00:30:10.711 --> 00:30:11.837 Why? 00:30:12.980 --> 00:30:14.811 So you can clean up. 00:30:16.250 --> 00:30:17.342 Why? 00:30:20.354 --> 00:30:22.879 Because you smell like puppy pee. 00:30:47.615 --> 00:30:49.276 Just for the night. 00:31:59.687 --> 00:32:01.154 Whoa. Hey. 00:32:01.355 --> 00:32:02.686 OK. 00:32:03.157 --> 00:32:04.249 What? 00:32:06.393 --> 00:32:08.190 Slow, you know. 00:32:09.463 --> 00:32:10.487 Yeah. 00:32:13.033 --> 00:32:14.500 Gentle. 00:32:16.137 --> 00:32:17.627 Look at me. 00:32:34.221 --> 00:32:36.746 This is not very comfortable. 00:32:38.225 --> 00:32:40.523 Wait. What are you doing? 00:32:41.228 --> 00:32:43.025 What does it look like I'm doing? 00:32:43.230 --> 00:32:45.391 Wait. Just go slow. 00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:47.026 Just 00:32:47.635 --> 00:32:50.160 What's wrong? What's wrong? 00:32:51.472 --> 00:32:53.940 - Where are you going? - To hell with this. 00:32:54.175 --> 00:32:55.642 But wait. 00:33:00.381 --> 00:33:02.110 Please wait. 00:33:03.984 --> 00:33:06.214 Will you just wait a second? 00:33:06.420 --> 00:33:09.753 I have no words to describe how positively wacked you are. 00:33:09.990 --> 00:33:13.721 - What are you so pissed off about? - This has been the day from hell. 00:33:13.994 --> 00:33:16.929 I don't need you telling me what to do in the sack 00:33:17.131 --> 00:33:19.497 - I didn't mean to. I just - Just what? 00:33:19.733 --> 00:33:22.668 Making sure your game was going according to plan? 00:33:22.870 --> 00:33:25.065 - It's not a game. - Really? 00:33:25.272 --> 00:33:26.899 Then just what is it exactly? 00:33:27.107 --> 00:33:28.631 I'm trying to help you. 00:33:30.010 --> 00:33:31.739 I don't need help. 00:33:33.047 --> 00:33:35.675 It doesn't get much sweeter than this. 00:33:35.883 --> 00:33:38.374 What I'm offering is a win-win situation. 00:33:38.586 --> 00:33:40.850 Yeah? And what do you get out of it? 00:33:41.989 --> 00:33:43.923 I get to help you. 00:33:46.493 --> 00:33:48.723 I don't understand you. This whole thing 00:33:48.929 --> 00:33:51.022 You don't need to understand me. 00:33:51.565 --> 00:33:53.555 You just need to let it happen. 00:33:55.101 --> 00:33:57.296 Please don't go. 00:33:59.206 --> 00:34:00.195 Why not? 00:34:00.641 --> 00:34:02.575 Because I know you don't want to. 00:34:11.685 --> 00:34:15.210 Have you ever considered a career in sales? 00:34:18.123 --> 00:34:19.112 No. 00:34:20.060 --> 00:34:21.493 Well you should. 00:34:22.161 --> 00:34:23.754 You're relentless. 00:35:01.968 --> 00:35:03.459 Nelson 00:35:04.537 --> 00:35:06.903 would you like to be my November? 00:35:07.640 --> 00:35:08.801 Yes. 00:36:00.093 --> 00:36:01.754 - What's your name? - Raquel. 00:36:01.961 --> 00:36:03.792 That's a beautiful name. 00:36:03.997 --> 00:36:06.899 Could you put an extra shot of chocolate in my mocha? 00:36:07.100 --> 00:36:09.399 Chocolate's an aphrodisiac. Did you know that? 00:36:09.602 --> 00:36:11.433 You look great in that smock. Yeah. 00:36:11.638 --> 00:36:14.071 - Vince. - Where are you? I've been calling 00:36:14.274 --> 00:36:16.037 - Edgar Price. - Edgar Price? 00:36:16.243 --> 00:36:19.006 - Edgar Price. - Edgar Price. What, what, what? 00:36:19.212 --> 00:36:22.375 - Can you get us a meeting? - You and me? 00:36:22.883 --> 00:36:25.783 You and me. Edgar Price's new company. 00:36:26.086 --> 00:36:28.986 - Game? - That's brilliant. That's genius. 00:36:29.189 --> 00:36:32.180 I'll do that. They stuck me with that loser, John Heedley. 00:36:32.392 --> 00:36:34.519 - I can't go on like this. - Vince? 00:36:35.395 --> 00:36:37.158 - Call me with news. - Absolutely. 00:36:37.363 --> 00:36:38.192 Hey. 00:36:41.834 --> 00:36:44.962 - Stop what you're doing right now. - Why? 00:36:45.805 --> 00:36:50.334 Because it's the same boring thing you do every day of your life 00:36:50.877 --> 00:36:52.845 and you can't do that with me. 00:36:54.214 --> 00:36:56.044 What's wrong with your TV? 00:36:57.484 --> 00:36:58.711 Good morning. 00:36:58.986 --> 00:37:00.111 It doesn't work. 00:37:00.486 --> 00:37:02.682 Of course it doesn't. It's a planter. 00:37:03.756 --> 00:37:04.745 Right. 00:37:07.528 --> 00:37:10.394 - Where are my clothes? - I gave them away. 00:37:11.698 --> 00:37:12.595 You what? 00:37:14.133 --> 00:37:15.533 I gave them away. 00:37:16.937 --> 00:37:18.062 Oh, but 00:37:20.441 --> 00:37:21.430 look at this. 00:37:25.178 --> 00:37:27.305 Oh yeah, baby 00:37:27.747 --> 00:37:29.942 Freedom. No more suits. 00:37:31.817 --> 00:37:32.979 I got you those. 00:37:33.821 --> 00:37:37.415 Sara, this is not helpful. Give me my shirt and pants back. 00:37:37.790 --> 00:37:39.587 What? It's clothes. 00:37:39.792 --> 00:37:42.625 It's just going to cover your body. What do you care? 00:37:45.298 --> 00:37:47.663 Hey. Do you like cheese? 00:37:48.035 --> 00:37:50.832 Hey there, Ernie. Hi. 00:37:51.037 --> 00:37:55.600 Ernie, are you sad? Do you miss your brother? 00:37:55.808 --> 00:37:59.142 You'll stay with me until we find you some decent parents. 00:37:59.580 --> 00:38:02.446 Hey, by the way, when do I get to meet your parents? 00:38:02.816 --> 00:38:04.442 My parents are dead. 00:38:06.787 --> 00:38:07.879 I'm sorry. 00:38:09.055 --> 00:38:12.513 Sara, I'm not amused. I want my clothes back. Now. 00:38:12.725 --> 00:38:15.558 I told you, I gave them away. 00:38:17.897 --> 00:38:21.390 I promise, I'll never lie to you. 00:38:25.138 --> 00:38:26.127 So 00:38:27.473 --> 00:38:31.910 would you like vegan sausage, vegan bacon. 00:38:32.111 --> 00:38:33.908 That's all we've got now. Huh? 00:38:34.314 --> 00:38:38.147 I make it with a lot of vegan butter so it gets nice and black and crispy 00:38:38.352 --> 00:38:41.981 but if you don't like it that way, I won't make it that way, OK? 00:38:42.189 --> 00:38:43.678 Hey, hey. 00:38:44.790 --> 00:38:46.622 Three hours sleep last night. 00:38:47.192 --> 00:38:51.823 I tried valerian root, melatonin, the Shopping Channel. 00:38:53.366 --> 00:38:54.765 Do you know what did the trick? 00:38:54.968 --> 00:38:56.560 - What? - Jimmy Cagney 00:38:57.437 --> 00:39:00.303 Public Enemy, violence as a tranquilizer. 00:39:00.506 --> 00:39:02.202 How twisted is that? 00:39:07.180 --> 00:39:09.546 You're looking very sexy today. 00:39:09.917 --> 00:39:11.577 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:39:11.919 --> 00:39:12.908 Wow. 00:39:15.122 --> 00:39:18.249 I do believe that is my favorite sweatshirt I see. 00:39:20.827 --> 00:39:22.419 You must be November. 00:39:22.763 --> 00:39:23.923 I must be November? 00:39:24.897 --> 00:39:26.091 That's Nelson. 00:39:27.700 --> 00:39:30.430 Hey, Nelson. How are you? 00:39:30.636 --> 00:39:32.901 - I'm Chaz. - Hey. 00:39:33.740 --> 00:39:34.638 Do you know what? 00:39:35.508 --> 00:39:38.410 Keep the sweatshirt. It looks better on you. 00:39:39.046 --> 00:39:43.812 Is this some kind of a communal-culty-squeaky-Charlie type of deal? 00:39:44.151 --> 00:39:46.413 That's very good. He's really funny. 00:39:47.086 --> 00:39:49.850 Much cooler than October. A lot of good he was. 00:39:50.057 --> 00:39:51.317 I've got to go. 00:39:52.792 --> 00:39:54.259 - I love you, baby. - I love you. 00:39:55.062 --> 00:39:58.497 - Are you sure you don't want any food? - And get fat like you? 00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:03.595 - See you around, Nelson. - See you. 00:40:07.707 --> 00:40:11.144 I think I'll pull myself out of monthly rotation while I'm ahead. 00:40:12.144 --> 00:40:14.339 What? Nelson. 00:40:15.582 --> 00:40:18.073 - Who the hell was that? Your pimp? - Chaz? 00:40:18.285 --> 00:40:20.685 Chaz lives downstairs. We look after each other. 00:40:20.886 --> 00:40:22.912 I think Chaz can take care of himself. 00:40:23.122 --> 00:40:24.680 He just needs a good night's sleep. 00:40:24.890 --> 00:40:27.984 - Hi, sweetheart. How are you? - Hey, guys. Nelson. 00:40:28.194 --> 00:40:29.183 - Sorry. - It's OK. 00:40:29.395 --> 00:40:32.593 I was trying to introduce you. That's AI and Osiris. 00:40:32.832 --> 00:40:34.198 They own that bookstore. 00:40:34.401 --> 00:40:36.595 They used to be friends with Jack Kerouac. 00:40:36.803 --> 00:40:38.100 I don't care. I don't read. 00:40:38.305 --> 00:40:40.535 Sara, can you spare 15 bucks? 00:40:40.807 --> 00:40:43.776 Bruce, I gave you those clothes. Why are you so greedy? 00:40:45.345 --> 00:40:47.778 That's my shirt! Those are my pants! 00:40:48.981 --> 00:40:51.883 - Doesn't it feel good to give? - No. 00:40:52.185 --> 00:40:55.484 - Are you November? - Where am I? 00:40:55.689 --> 00:40:56.678 You have to meet. 00:40:56.890 --> 00:40:59.413 Nelson, this is Abner. Abner, Nelson. 00:40:59.625 --> 00:41:02.060 Abner's going to set a world record one day. 00:41:02.261 --> 00:41:05.754 - What's today's project? - Standing on one leg. Want to time me? 00:41:05.966 --> 00:41:08.332 I have to break the record of 300 hours. 00:41:09.336 --> 00:41:11.064 - No. - Loser! 00:41:11.837 --> 00:41:13.236 Get a life. 00:41:14.307 --> 00:41:15.296 Good one. 00:41:17.144 --> 00:41:19.111 You let a 10-year-old wind you up? 00:41:19.312 --> 00:41:21.281 Forget him. What about you? 00:41:21.481 --> 00:41:24.471 You sleep with half the city, and get the whole neighborhood involved. 00:41:24.950 --> 00:41:29.285 - You'd prefer if I was a virgin? - Considering the alternative, yes. 00:41:30.691 --> 00:41:32.488 I'm yours 00:41:33.093 --> 00:41:34.923 all yours. 00:41:35.595 --> 00:41:38.290 Look, Sara. You're great. 00:41:38.497 --> 00:41:43.457 You're a very sexy, smart, interesting, somewhat unusual woman. 00:41:43.669 --> 00:41:47.935 But we... I always think it's best to clarify issues. 00:41:48.140 --> 00:41:51.008 You are the most egotistical man I've ever met. 00:41:51.377 --> 00:41:53.106 I am talking about a month. 00:41:53.846 --> 00:41:57.111 The truth is, I don't have a month. Time is money. 00:42:01.287 --> 00:42:06.281 OK. Let's just How long do you think 00:42:06.493 --> 00:42:10.792 you could put this big, lucrative career of yours on hold? Just 00:42:11.964 --> 00:42:14.694 God, what am I talking about? You are unemployed 00:42:15.301 --> 00:42:18.202 You don't have a job! You got fired, Nelson. 00:42:18.404 --> 00:42:21.430 You have nothing to go back to. 00:42:22.508 --> 00:42:26.912 This project of yours feels like an excuse to get laid. 00:42:37.323 --> 00:42:39.587 Sara, I'm sorry. 00:42:39.792 --> 00:42:42.625 Sara, I didn't mean to... I didn't think you'd 00:42:43.629 --> 00:42:46.292 I don't understand why you're doing this, is all. 00:42:48.535 --> 00:42:50.002 I told you. 00:42:50.770 --> 00:42:52.397 I have my reasons. 00:42:57.042 --> 00:42:58.305 Still friends? 00:42:58.845 --> 00:43:00.836 Only if you give me what I want. 00:43:03.149 --> 00:43:04.412 What? 00:43:04.750 --> 00:43:05.740 Time. 00:43:08.687 --> 00:43:11.486 - All I can do is a day. - I'll take it. 00:43:12.258 --> 00:43:13.384 OK. 00:43:14.528 --> 00:43:15.721 I'll take it. 00:43:17.163 --> 00:43:21.066 It's always a thrill to explore new career possibilities. 00:43:21.767 --> 00:43:23.200 How much do you charge? 00:43:23.437 --> 00:43:26.269 - I don't do this for the money. - Why do you do it? 00:43:26.939 --> 00:43:29.703 I like it. You can take them off the leashes. 00:43:29.910 --> 00:43:33.037 Come on. Oh, yes. You're so excited, I know. 00:43:33.245 --> 00:43:34.941 Yeah, you go and raise some hell. 00:43:35.147 --> 00:43:38.709 Don't tell your mom, OK? You can let them go, you know, Nelson. 00:43:42.154 --> 00:43:43.622 Come on. 00:43:46.625 --> 00:43:47.524 Yippee. 00:43:53.866 --> 00:43:56.596 Come on. Let's go. Come on. 00:44:44.084 --> 00:44:45.984 Get off me. 00:44:54.327 --> 00:44:57.591 So when was the last time you spent a whole day outside? 00:45:00.533 --> 00:45:04.299 When my parents dragged me to Alcatraz for the day at the age of 9. 00:45:04.504 --> 00:45:05.629 Wow. 00:45:06.705 --> 00:45:08.901 - Now you tell me something. - Anything. 00:45:09.109 --> 00:45:11.941 What was so enlightening about what we did today? 00:45:12.144 --> 00:45:16.138 Why is letting some dogs go wild a better way to live than my way? 00:45:16.348 --> 00:45:21.082 Granted, it was mildly amusing, but my third eye didn't open. 00:45:21.287 --> 00:45:23.221 Well, these things take time 00:45:23.589 --> 00:45:25.615 and you don't have time. 00:45:25.825 --> 00:45:28.191 No, seriously. It's a question of values. 00:45:28.394 --> 00:45:31.522 Why is doing something fundamentally trivial better 00:45:31.731 --> 00:45:33.961 than living a responsible life? 00:45:34.234 --> 00:45:36.258 Boring as that might seem to you. 00:45:37.069 --> 00:45:40.631 And who made you the expert, the doctor, the guru? 00:45:40.839 --> 00:45:42.932 Why do you have all the answers? 00:45:43.142 --> 00:45:47.169 Well, I used to own this company called Sublime Pets. 00:45:48.048 --> 00:45:50.106 No, I really did. 00:45:50.350 --> 00:45:53.216 And then I quit. It wasn't fun anymore, you know. 00:45:53.953 --> 00:45:56.888 Before or after you toured as a standup comedian? 00:45:57.089 --> 00:45:58.613 I never did that. 00:46:01.595 --> 00:46:02.720 Well, this. 00:46:03.495 --> 00:46:05.656 This would be really good for you: 00:46:07.200 --> 00:46:09.133 sharpen your instincts. 00:46:10.303 --> 00:46:12.270 No, no. 00:46:12.939 --> 00:46:15.270 Not those kind of instincts. 00:46:15.941 --> 00:46:20.037 So the object of the game Get your hands off me. 00:46:21.214 --> 00:46:24.979 I run around. You lose track of me. Then you 00:46:25.185 --> 00:46:28.620 No, no peeking. Hands off. 00:46:28.821 --> 00:46:30.345 Count to 10 00:46:30.923 --> 00:46:32.481 then come and find me. 00:46:37.964 --> 00:46:40.124 1, 2, 3... I'm going to get you. 00:46:40.332 --> 00:46:42.232 4, 5, 6 I know where you are. 00:46:42.435 --> 00:46:43.731 7, 8, 9, 10. 00:47:10.529 --> 00:47:12.759 Oh Nelson, that was terrible. 00:47:12.966 --> 00:47:14.933 You didn't even get close. 00:47:15.134 --> 00:47:16.499 This is funny? 00:47:17.037 --> 00:47:19.834 I'm sorry. Are you OK? 00:47:22.875 --> 00:47:26.676 Sara, you're not going to be upset when I leave tonight? 00:47:27.212 --> 00:47:28.874 I told you, one day. 00:47:30.517 --> 00:47:31.448 Yeah, of course. 00:47:35.560 --> 00:47:37.495 Mitch was my October. 00:47:41.767 --> 00:47:43.428 He was so shy. 00:47:43.634 --> 00:47:46.196 I think he was the shyest man I've ever met. 00:47:46.939 --> 00:47:47.928 So 00:47:49.408 --> 00:47:52.843 we focused on strengthening his confidence. 00:47:54.279 --> 00:47:56.839 And was the patient cured? 00:47:58.350 --> 00:47:59.339 Oh yeah. 00:48:00.785 --> 00:48:04.017 My treatment was so effective 00:48:04.221 --> 00:48:07.714 that we had to terminate the month early. 00:48:09.294 --> 00:48:11.024 And what about September? 00:48:12.997 --> 00:48:14.828 No. No September. 00:48:17.736 --> 00:48:18.725 What? 00:48:21.038 --> 00:48:23.269 You didn't think I was weird about it, did you? 00:48:26.444 --> 00:48:29.106 And you and all these guys?... 00:48:30.716 --> 00:48:32.444 Does it matter that much to you? 00:48:34.919 --> 00:48:36.442 Why a month? 00:48:37.022 --> 00:48:41.788 It's long enough to be meaningful and short enough to stay out of trouble. 00:48:48.433 --> 00:48:49.798 It was delicious. 00:48:50.970 --> 00:48:51.959 Thanks. 00:48:53.906 --> 00:48:55.464 It's getting late. 00:49:00.812 --> 00:49:03.508 Don't worry about this. I'll clean it up. 00:49:06.118 --> 00:49:08.142 What are you going to do when you go home? 00:49:10.455 --> 00:49:11.752 I don't know. 00:49:12.091 --> 00:49:16.254 I don't usually map out my evenings. 00:49:17.428 --> 00:49:18.952 You're going to go home 00:49:19.865 --> 00:49:21.423 turn on your TV 00:49:22.767 --> 00:49:24.167 get bored 00:49:25.671 --> 00:49:27.729 turn on your computer 00:49:29.508 --> 00:49:32.499 go through your work, get bored 00:49:33.611 --> 00:49:34.600 surf the net 00:49:39.551 --> 00:49:40.779 get bored 00:49:42.421 --> 00:49:43.580 and think of me. 00:50:23.629 --> 00:50:24.618 Ernie 00:50:30.269 --> 00:50:32.499 Try to be wrong once in a while. 00:50:32.738 --> 00:50:34.500 It'll do my ego good. 00:50:45.450 --> 00:50:50.444 - I don't see why we didn't take a cab. - Because I make the rules, Nelson. 00:50:50.656 --> 00:50:53.988 Rules you must submit to, utterly and completely. 00:50:54.827 --> 00:50:56.953 If you want to be a dominatrix that bad 00:50:57.162 --> 00:51:00.153 why don't we buy you the leather and get it over with? 00:51:01.700 --> 00:51:03.964 I think I'm strangely aroused. 00:51:11.009 --> 00:51:13.035 That's Abner. 00:51:14.446 --> 00:51:15.606 Hi. 00:51:17.548 --> 00:51:18.537 Is that you? 00:51:20.618 --> 00:51:24.055 He's got a face. It's a good one too. 00:51:24.323 --> 00:51:25.846 - Did you wait long? - No. 00:51:26.057 --> 00:51:27.319 Good. 00:51:28.926 --> 00:51:30.359 What is that? You didn't. 00:51:30.562 --> 00:51:32.620 - You did not bring that! - What can I say? 00:51:32.830 --> 00:51:35.026 - Yeah? - Just call me genius, I don't mind. 00:51:35.234 --> 00:51:37.225 - What up, Vince? - "What up"? 00:51:37.435 --> 00:51:42.430 You, me, Edgar Price, November 17th, Friday: That's what up. 00:51:42.674 --> 00:51:43.903 I'm your rainmaker. 00:51:44.109 --> 00:51:46.669 - You're a genius. - It's about time you said so. 00:51:46.879 --> 00:51:49.006 I heard about Angelica. I'm sorry. 00:51:49.214 --> 00:51:51.841 As much as I knew, she wasn't right for you. 00:51:52.051 --> 00:51:55.611 - So do I smell a new female friend? - What makes you say that? 00:51:55.821 --> 00:51:57.345 You don't return my calls. 00:51:57.555 --> 00:52:00.115 - There's estrogen in the air. - Don't insult me. 00:52:00.325 --> 00:52:01.792 Come on. Who is she? 00:52:03.361 --> 00:52:06.160 - You wouldn't know her. - But would I despise her? 00:52:06.365 --> 00:52:10.028 That's the question. On a scale of 9 to 10, is she a 9 or a 10? 00:52:10.234 --> 00:52:13.727 Listen, I've got to run. Great news on the Edgar Price thing. 00:52:14.305 --> 00:52:16.035 Go and launch it, OK? 00:52:20.611 --> 00:52:23.205 Oh, that's really cool. Not. 00:52:23.413 --> 00:52:25.848 What is it, Pokemon's dinghy? 00:52:29.620 --> 00:52:32.419 All right. Let's do this. All boats in the water. 00:52:32.624 --> 00:52:36.685 - Except for this kid's. - That's not a kid. That's a girl. 00:52:39.964 --> 00:52:42.899 - Maybe I should forget about it. - Just ignore them, Abner. 00:52:43.102 --> 00:52:44.261 Abner? 00:52:44.470 --> 00:52:45.629 Abner? 00:52:49.274 --> 00:52:50.763 Hang in there, Ab. 00:52:51.176 --> 00:52:52.506 All boats in the water. 00:52:58.350 --> 00:52:59.544 Let's do this. 00:53:12.497 --> 00:53:14.328 Say your prayers, Abner. 00:53:23.776 --> 00:53:25.299 Go, Abner. 00:53:34.086 --> 00:53:35.519 Go, Abner. 00:53:50.269 --> 00:53:52.066 Go, Abner. 00:53:54.906 --> 00:53:56.134 Excuse me. 00:53:58.042 --> 00:54:00.567 - Do you want to make a hundred bucks? - Sure. 00:54:20.499 --> 00:54:22.830 Come on, Abner. Come on. 00:55:02.941 --> 00:55:04.408 Hey, my boat's all 00:55:09.214 --> 00:55:10.238 What's going on? 00:55:26.064 --> 00:55:27.292 Straight. Straight. 00:55:27.499 --> 00:55:28.966 Come on. You can do it. 00:55:34.439 --> 00:55:35.531 I guess I'm winning. 00:55:35.740 --> 00:55:40.575 - That little creep is cheating. - No, I'm not. My boat's just better. 00:55:43.548 --> 00:55:44.606 Go, Abner. 00:55:59.163 --> 00:56:00.426 I guess I won. 00:56:04.970 --> 00:56:07.564 That was fun. Next time can we do it with cars? 00:56:07.772 --> 00:56:08.899 - Sure. - No. 00:56:10.642 --> 00:56:12.234 - 'Bye. - See you, Abner. 00:56:12.442 --> 00:56:14.571 - Good night. - Good night. 00:56:18.517 --> 00:56:21.008 You know, that was really nice, what you did today. 00:56:21.687 --> 00:56:22.846 Thanks. 00:56:23.287 --> 00:56:26.450 - But it's not going to help him. - What do you mean? 00:56:26.658 --> 00:56:28.421 He's going to have a lot of obstacles 00:56:28.627 --> 00:56:30.618 and he has to learn to deal with them. 00:56:30.828 --> 00:56:33.403 Those kids were laughing at him. You ever been laughed at? 00:56:35.229 --> 00:56:38.026 OK. Cheating's bad, I guess. 00:56:38.231 --> 00:56:40.200 You're a father figure now. 00:56:40.401 --> 00:56:42.426 Get out of here. The kid just met me. 00:56:42.636 --> 00:56:45.435 When you don't know your dad, you're not picky. 00:56:46.573 --> 00:56:50.031 Look at that, Nelson. That's life. 00:56:50.243 --> 00:56:53.577 It's just happening around us all the time. 00:56:54.615 --> 00:56:56.606 I think that's so beautiful. 00:57:02.390 --> 00:57:04.254 Tell me your secret dream. 00:57:05.093 --> 00:57:06.787 I'm not much on that kind of thing. 00:57:06.993 --> 00:57:10.258 Oh, come on. Everybody's got one. 00:57:11.031 --> 00:57:15.765 One they only tell after a couple of drinks. Tell me. 00:57:17.705 --> 00:57:21.071 My father sold door-to-door: 00:57:21.274 --> 00:57:23.743 vacuum cleaners, life insurance. 00:57:23.944 --> 00:57:26.106 For a while he even sold plastic food. 00:57:26.513 --> 00:57:29.346 We were kind of the joke of the neighborhood 00:57:29.549 --> 00:57:33.816 and believe me, the neighborhood was a pretty grim joke itself. 00:57:34.020 --> 00:57:35.852 - Where'd you grow up? - Right here. 00:57:36.057 --> 00:57:40.857 I still own the house, but I never go there. 00:57:42.462 --> 00:57:43.861 Anyway 00:57:45.265 --> 00:57:48.792 every night after dinner, he would 00:57:49.736 --> 00:57:52.171 shut himself in the TV room 00:57:53.374 --> 00:57:55.102 and listen to 45s: 00:57:55.743 --> 00:57:59.144 Bobby Darin, Perry Como, Tony Bennett. 00:58:01.249 --> 00:58:03.011 For a year or so 00:58:06.419 --> 00:58:08.683 I desperately wanted to be a singer. 00:58:10.490 --> 00:58:12.356 You thought it would make him happy? 00:58:13.861 --> 00:58:15.020 No. 00:58:16.731 --> 00:58:18.721 I thought those guys 00:58:19.966 --> 00:58:22.231 were everything he wasn't. 00:58:24.138 --> 00:58:27.106 Successful, proud 00:58:28.276 --> 00:58:29.573 in control. 00:58:32.479 --> 00:58:34.004 I'd like to hear you sing. 00:58:35.249 --> 00:58:37.979 That will never happen. 00:58:40.587 --> 00:58:42.316 Come on. One day. 00:58:42.923 --> 00:58:45.448 One day you'll sing for me, right? 00:58:46.928 --> 00:58:48.292 What are we doing? 00:58:49.729 --> 00:58:51.890 The movie starts in 10 minutes. Should we skip it? 00:58:52.098 --> 00:58:56.330 I'll get you a cappuccino. I can find a cappuccino. Relax. 00:59:01.542 --> 00:59:03.533 I hope that I can eat all of this. 00:59:04.111 --> 00:59:06.102 Oh, my God. 00:59:06.346 --> 00:59:10.509 Somebody went domestic on me. OK. Well, OK. 00:59:10.718 --> 00:59:14.881 I get it. It all makes sense: mystery woman, unveiled. 00:59:15.923 --> 00:59:17.981 What kind of Bohemian backwater is this? 00:59:18.191 --> 00:59:19.453 Do they read poetry here? 00:59:19.660 --> 00:59:22.356 Sara, Vince. Vince, Sara. 00:59:22.796 --> 00:59:24.890 - Hey. - Very nice to meet you. 00:59:26.267 --> 00:59:28.928 - I've got to go. - Was it something I said? 00:59:29.134 --> 00:59:30.830 Vince, the movie. 00:59:31.037 --> 00:59:33.267 Oh, that's my good friend... 00:59:34.975 --> 00:59:36.807 What? You can't remember her name? 00:59:37.077 --> 00:59:40.843 She doesn't care as long as I remember to pick up the check, right? 00:59:41.048 --> 00:59:42.776 That's incredible. 00:59:42.984 --> 00:59:46.384 I mean that is, I think, the most astute observation 00:59:46.586 --> 00:59:49.783 of female behavior I've ever heard. 00:59:49.990 --> 00:59:52.118 She's funny. You're funny. That's funny. 00:59:52.325 --> 00:59:55.488 This is my very good friend Nelson, and his very good friend. 00:59:56.830 --> 00:59:59.265 - Tell me. - Sara. 00:59:59.600 --> 01:00:01.227 - Hi. Lexy. - Hi, nice to meet you. 01:00:01.435 --> 01:00:02.799 Lexy, Sara. Sara, Lexy. 01:00:03.004 --> 01:00:05.904 We should all go out sometime, and get drunk and nasty. 01:00:06.106 --> 01:00:07.937 Quick order: one cappuccino to go. 01:00:08.142 --> 01:00:10.109 Quick answer: no quick orders. 01:00:10.845 --> 01:00:12.937 We love this place. We'll be back every day. 01:00:13.147 --> 01:00:17.379 I've got to go and take care of Lexy. Remember the 17th: you, me and God. 01:00:17.651 --> 01:00:21.952 Sara, very nice to meet you. It was an honor. 01:00:22.156 --> 01:00:23.486 Very entertaining. 01:00:25.125 --> 01:00:26.558 God! Wow. 01:00:27.461 --> 01:00:30.555 We're going to be late, and it's your fault. 01:00:30.932 --> 01:00:33.263 He's actually a good guy, deep down 01:00:33.901 --> 01:00:35.162 somewhere. 01:00:36.336 --> 01:00:37.497 Yeah. 01:00:37.837 --> 01:00:40.932 I just mean the glibness 01:00:42.176 --> 01:00:44.234 kind of wears you out after a while. 01:00:49.082 --> 01:00:50.379 Do you trust him? 01:00:51.252 --> 01:00:53.082 Like friends do, you know. 01:00:53.620 --> 01:00:56.988 - Do you think he'll be there for you? - When? 01:01:00.160 --> 01:01:02.993 Like a scary situation or something. 01:01:05.633 --> 01:01:07.259 You may have noticed 01:01:07.468 --> 01:01:11.131 I don't put myself in scary situations. 01:01:14.374 --> 01:01:18.903 Hey, you know what? Why don't we go and see that house you grew up in? 01:01:19.113 --> 01:01:20.272 Want to do that? 01:01:23.551 --> 01:01:25.609 That's not too scary, is it? 01:01:38.999 --> 01:01:40.524 It's just a house. 01:02:16.136 --> 01:02:18.731 I tried so hard not to come back here. 01:02:36.624 --> 01:02:37.613 Sorry. 01:02:40.428 --> 01:02:41.452 Ouch. 01:02:44.198 --> 01:02:45.187 Sara? 01:02:46.299 --> 01:02:51.202 I know I don't know a lot of things, but I do know how to slow dance. 01:02:51.638 --> 01:02:52.970 You're terrible. 01:02:55.209 --> 01:02:57.676 Here, let me show you. 01:03:56.970 --> 01:03:59.096 I looked up your web site the other night. 01:03:59.673 --> 01:04:02.732 You sister's pretty: looks a lot like you. 01:04:02.942 --> 01:04:07.903 But it's not my web site anymore. It's not my anything anymore. 01:04:08.249 --> 01:04:09.509 Why'd you quit? 01:04:11.618 --> 01:04:14.281 It started out small and then it got big. 01:04:14.488 --> 01:04:17.821 That's generally considered a good thing in business. 01:04:18.024 --> 01:04:20.459 Yeah well, everything got big: 01:04:20.660 --> 01:04:24.187 egos, lives, desires. 01:04:25.332 --> 01:04:27.856 I didn't like the big me. 01:04:28.202 --> 01:04:29.897 I wasn't very happy. 01:04:31.138 --> 01:04:33.868 Do you want to know the most amazing part of it all? 01:04:34.073 --> 01:04:35.370 What? 01:04:35.575 --> 01:04:39.841 I got out before it got really big. 01:04:40.046 --> 01:04:41.412 Can you imagine that? 01:04:41.615 --> 01:04:45.517 No, I can't imagine you with millions and millions of dollars. 01:04:48.388 --> 01:04:49.981 Did you change the beans? 01:04:51.524 --> 01:04:53.459 It's hazelnut. You don't like it? 01:04:54.495 --> 01:04:58.225 Honestly? It tastes like camel piss. Let's stick to the classics. 01:04:58.999 --> 01:05:02.127 Excuse me. Privacy! Heard of it? 01:05:03.269 --> 01:05:06.363 Very impressive set of pecs you've got. Do you work out, then? 01:05:07.040 --> 01:05:08.439 Me? I haven't got time. 01:05:08.942 --> 01:05:11.638 Your pecs, on the other hand, darling, are edible. 01:05:12.546 --> 01:05:14.912 Now don't forget, dinner's at 8. 01:05:15.316 --> 01:05:19.252 It's dressy, because we're going to eat and we're going dancing. 01:05:19.452 --> 01:05:22.046 We'll see if "Last of the Mohicans" here has rhythm. 01:05:24.191 --> 01:05:26.488 Doesn't he know how to make his own coffee? 01:05:31.432 --> 01:05:33.160 - Are you ready to go? - Yeah. 01:05:33.366 --> 01:05:36.392 OK. Good, because I told Chaz Cherry we'd be on time. 01:05:36.604 --> 01:05:39.663 We're calling everyone by first and last names now? 01:05:39.872 --> 01:05:44.571 I don't want to see Chaz Cherry. I want to get naked with Sara Deever. 01:05:46.279 --> 01:05:47.712 You look beautiful. 01:05:49.616 --> 01:05:51.881 Thank you, Nelson Moss. 01:05:52.384 --> 01:05:55.446 Come on. You won't be bored, I promise. 01:05:55.656 --> 01:05:57.624 Chaz Cherry is a great cook. 01:06:07.567 --> 01:06:09.694 - We're here. - Oh, hallelujah. 01:06:09.903 --> 01:06:11.700 - And we're hungry. - Too late. 01:06:11.904 --> 01:06:14.372 I sold your dinner to the homeless. 01:06:14.575 --> 01:06:18.671 Nelson, look at you. I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. 01:06:19.212 --> 01:06:23.115 Nelson, you've met Chaz. This is Cherry. 01:06:27.520 --> 01:06:29.283 Oh, watch the nails. 01:06:30.524 --> 01:06:31.923 Thanks very much. 01:06:34.428 --> 01:06:35.417 Wow. 01:06:37.663 --> 01:06:40.428 Very Pink Flamingos. 01:06:40.633 --> 01:06:45.332 Oh, my God! Sweetheart, he says I look like Divine. 01:06:45.673 --> 01:06:47.435 Oh, that's awful. 01:06:47.640 --> 01:06:49.038 - You could lose a few pounds. - Stop. 01:06:49.243 --> 01:06:50.267 - You stop. - Bitch. 01:06:50.477 --> 01:06:53.776 Brandy this is Nelson. Nelson, this is Brandy. 01:06:53.981 --> 01:06:56.142 - Hi. - Oh, he is handsome. 01:06:56.350 --> 01:06:59.513 Put it back in your pants. Grab a drink, Nelson. 01:07:00.720 --> 01:07:03.814 Are you all right? You seem a little bit uncomfortable. 01:07:04.024 --> 01:07:05.821 Come here. Let me loosen you up. 01:07:06.026 --> 01:07:06.890 Just one top. 01:07:07.093 --> 01:07:09.687 - Is it the music, maybe? - No, it's great. 01:07:09.897 --> 01:07:12.888 Because we've got some Michael Bolton if you prefer. 01:07:13.100 --> 01:07:14.225 Alabama. 01:07:16.370 --> 01:07:17.928 Or is it the decor? 01:07:19.673 --> 01:07:20.731 No, it's 01:07:24.410 --> 01:07:25.638 You're in dresses. 01:07:26.145 --> 01:07:28.979 This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation. 01:07:29.182 --> 01:07:30.207 Cheers. 01:07:32.884 --> 01:07:34.147 That's not a dress. 01:07:34.354 --> 01:07:35.821 God, let's eat. Come on. 01:07:37.490 --> 01:07:38.923 Starved. 01:07:39.392 --> 01:07:40.825 I am hungry. 01:07:41.028 --> 01:07:43.325 - There, do you want those? - Thanks very much. 01:07:43.529 --> 01:07:46.863 God! They're absolutely beautiful. Brandy, take care of them. 01:07:47.633 --> 01:07:48.622 Very nice. 01:07:48.836 --> 01:07:53.169 A little loving From the oven 01:07:53.374 --> 01:07:57.207 - Couscous for everyone. - Wow, did you make that? 01:07:57.410 --> 01:07:59.401 Excuse me, what did you just say? 01:07:59.613 --> 01:08:02.171 Making, buying, it's all a very thin line. 01:08:02.381 --> 01:08:03.814 Oh, my God. 01:08:04.149 --> 01:08:05.174 I don't believe it 01:08:05.384 --> 01:08:07.580 Do you know what's a thin line? Your outfit. 01:08:07.787 --> 01:08:12.555 It's a thin line between late Cher and early Howard Keel. 01:08:13.593 --> 01:08:15.754 Eat up. Where we're going, you go before 10 01:08:15.962 --> 01:08:18.692 you get a good place to dance, and boys get in free. 01:08:18.898 --> 01:08:20.295 Bring your dancing shoes? 01:08:20.500 --> 01:08:23.194 Can you dance shirtless? It happens there. 01:08:23.402 --> 01:08:27.032 Are your nipples pierced? Do you have a "Mom" tattoo on your ass? 01:08:27.939 --> 01:08:31.432 You're not exactly a Muscle Mary, but I think you'll cut it. 01:08:34.514 --> 01:08:35.572 You're smearing it. 01:08:38.184 --> 01:08:41.278 I'll see what lover-boy's doing. You can talk about me now. 01:08:41.487 --> 01:08:42.475 We will 01:08:42.688 --> 01:08:43.984 a lot. 01:08:51.430 --> 01:08:53.058 Do you want an Advil? 01:08:53.466 --> 01:08:54.728 How'd you know? 01:08:54.934 --> 01:08:56.662 The couscous. 01:08:58.636 --> 01:09:00.629 - I'll be right back. - Thanks. 01:09:13.252 --> 01:09:15.913 Oh, God, I love this one. It's brilliant. 01:09:16.122 --> 01:09:17.953 I mean, the tartan's for shit. 01:09:18.157 --> 01:09:19.783 What's wrong with the tartan? 01:09:20.693 --> 01:09:21.990 It's a Scottish thing. 01:09:22.194 --> 01:09:25.323 I mean, from concept to execution, it's just sublime. 01:09:29.001 --> 01:09:31.299 - There you go, sweetie. - Thank you. 01:09:32.971 --> 01:09:36.703 Your home base for everything, from fast searches to shopping. 01:09:36.908 --> 01:09:38.536 Get whatever you want 01:09:38.743 --> 01:09:39.836 Just an ad. 01:09:40.278 --> 01:09:43.680 Now, don't be modest. I know you won a Gold Pencil for this. 01:09:43.916 --> 01:09:45.383 How do you know that? 01:09:45.651 --> 01:09:48.245 Well, I've got a day job as well, you know. 01:09:48.453 --> 01:09:49.785 What do you do? 01:09:50.156 --> 01:09:52.920 I work in the dreaded world of advertising. 01:09:53.192 --> 01:09:54.682 Oh, really? 01:09:54.894 --> 01:09:56.361 Oh, really. 01:09:57.463 --> 01:09:58.452 What firm? 01:09:59.932 --> 01:10:01.195 Baker Bohanon. 01:10:02.369 --> 01:10:04.063 Oh, my God, you're Chaz Watley! 01:10:04.269 --> 01:10:06.465 Oh, look. Baby's famous. 01:10:06.672 --> 01:10:08.264 Don't even go there. 01:10:09.543 --> 01:10:11.840 You've been that Chaz Watley 01:10:13.646 --> 01:10:15.273 all this time? 01:10:17.116 --> 01:10:19.209 Did you get the Dr. Diggity account? 01:10:19.552 --> 01:10:23.352 Oh, my God. Nelson, just let it go. 01:10:23.556 --> 01:10:26.287 Cherry doesn't care about things like that. 01:10:26.726 --> 01:10:28.092 Oh, really? 01:10:28.294 --> 01:10:31.320 "Cherry doesn't care about things like that"? 01:10:32.465 --> 01:10:35.400 I bet Chaz cares about things like that. 01:10:36.068 --> 01:10:38.366 Or do you two not talk to each other? 01:10:39.505 --> 01:10:42.099 I know Nelson cares about things like that. 01:10:43.142 --> 01:10:44.507 She should've told me. 01:10:46.413 --> 01:10:47.504 This is 01:10:48.614 --> 01:10:52.016 This is awkward. If I'd known who you were, I wouldn't have 01:10:52.686 --> 01:10:54.983 What? You would've worn a dress? 01:10:55.187 --> 01:10:56.916 I don't think so. 01:10:57.156 --> 01:10:59.454 You would've been especially nice to me? 01:10:59.659 --> 01:11:03.096 - Yeah, something like that. - Thanks very much. 01:11:05.364 --> 01:11:07.230 He's not here right now. 01:11:08.568 --> 01:11:11.003 I said, he's not here right now. 01:11:11.437 --> 01:11:13.496 Why are you calling here? 01:11:14.106 --> 01:11:18.065 How long have you been doing this? How long have you been calling here? 01:11:18.611 --> 01:11:19.704 I asked 01:11:19.913 --> 01:11:22.142 I can't talk. 01:11:23.349 --> 01:11:25.079 I can't talk right now. 01:11:25.518 --> 01:11:28.112 I said, I can't talk to you right now. 01:11:33.259 --> 01:11:34.726 Is everything OK? 01:11:38.565 --> 01:11:40.031 Ten guesses who that was. 01:11:41.101 --> 01:11:42.089 Shit. 01:11:44.605 --> 01:11:48.199 - So how long has it been going on? - It's not what you think. 01:11:48.407 --> 01:11:50.602 You've talked to her behind my back? 01:11:50.876 --> 01:11:53.471 Do you really want to talk about this now? 01:12:03.623 --> 01:12:06.525 No. I'm sorry. 01:12:08.160 --> 01:12:12.062 Guys, I don't think I'm going to go dancing tonight. I feel so tired. 01:12:12.264 --> 01:12:14.164 Come on, sweetheart. 01:12:21.807 --> 01:12:23.468 What was that all about? 01:12:25.979 --> 01:12:28.173 She gets migraines. 01:12:28.382 --> 01:12:29.507 You know 01:12:30.150 --> 01:12:31.241 terrible headaches. 01:12:31.584 --> 01:12:33.848 No, the phone call. 01:12:34.053 --> 01:12:35.486 Who was that? 01:12:35.755 --> 01:12:37.279 Her sister. 01:12:40.259 --> 01:12:44.253 It's a long story, and I am not going to tell it. 01:13:06.485 --> 01:13:10.615 Hey. I'm sorry about what happened down there. 01:13:10.824 --> 01:13:14.190 That's OK. It gives me a boost to know that you're not perfect. 01:13:15.327 --> 01:13:16.454 Feeling better? 01:13:16.663 --> 01:13:18.062 Yeah, I'm fine. 01:13:18.330 --> 01:13:20.821 Chaz told me it was your sister on the phone. 01:13:22.535 --> 01:13:24.469 Why does it upset you so much? 01:13:29.442 --> 01:13:32.809 Remember talking about getting naked? 01:13:33.179 --> 01:13:36.445 "Naked with Sara Deever." I think it's a good time for that. 01:13:36.650 --> 01:13:38.641 Don't dodge me. Talk to me. 01:13:38.851 --> 01:13:40.250 Come and get naked with me. 01:13:40.454 --> 01:13:41.977 What happened? 01:13:44.523 --> 01:13:46.184 That's not fair. 01:13:46.492 --> 01:13:49.120 You expect me to be so honest 01:13:49.329 --> 01:13:50.989 so forthcoming. 01:13:53.632 --> 01:13:54.724 I do. 01:13:56.068 --> 01:13:58.434 Because it's your month, Nelson. 01:13:58.637 --> 01:14:00.070 Not mine. 01:14:01.741 --> 01:14:05.837 Come on. You don't want to hear about stupid family stuff. 01:14:07.413 --> 01:14:09.005 Don't be mad. 01:14:09.548 --> 01:14:10.913 Please. 01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:13.517 Please. 01:14:34.740 --> 01:14:36.674 You're not feeling well, are you? 01:14:42.982 --> 01:14:45.883 Maybe tomorrow we'll get naked. 01:14:46.719 --> 01:14:48.244 And tonight 01:14:49.288 --> 01:14:51.119 we'll wear PJs. 01:15:00.534 --> 01:15:03.764 Every woman I know spends $200 on a haircut. 01:15:04.269 --> 01:15:06.739 You use a vacuum cleaner. 01:15:07.373 --> 01:15:09.739 Quit trying to change the subject. 01:15:12.012 --> 01:15:15.641 You made a commitment, Nelson. Our time isn't over. 01:15:15.848 --> 01:15:17.248 It's one meeting. 01:15:19.151 --> 01:15:23.952 Why is going to some powwow with this slicko guy, Vince, such a big deal? 01:15:24.156 --> 01:15:27.854 Because it's probably the chance of a lifetime. That's why. 01:15:28.360 --> 01:15:32.195 If it's a whole lifetime, why not just postpone it for one more week? 01:15:32.398 --> 01:15:35.094 Sara, when Edgar Price says he'll meet you 01:15:35.302 --> 01:15:37.599 you don't say: "Wait, how about next month?" 01:15:37.803 --> 01:15:39.794 You say, "Thank you. I'll be there." 01:15:40.373 --> 01:15:42.067 He's one of the greats. 01:15:42.275 --> 01:15:43.708 Where's my phone? 01:15:44.844 --> 01:15:46.334 I hate it. 01:15:48.181 --> 01:15:49.704 Nelson 01:15:52.151 --> 01:15:53.744 Nelson 01:15:55.888 --> 01:15:56.946 Damn it. 01:15:57.156 --> 01:16:00.023 We can take anything and just sell it, make it work. 01:16:00.293 --> 01:16:04.229 Exactly. I mean, we've done very well with Telecomputer. 01:16:04.431 --> 01:16:06.398 Actually, I'm sure you're aware of 01:16:06.599 --> 01:16:07.623 No, I wasn't. 01:16:07.833 --> 01:16:10.563 We just won the Ad Age award for that spot. 01:16:10.769 --> 01:16:13.431 I think that was last year's spot. 01:16:13.639 --> 01:16:16.472 So we have a symbiosis, the two of us, as a team 01:16:16.675 --> 01:16:20.076 We know a lot of guys who do this for the awards, Mr. Price. 01:16:20.279 --> 01:16:23.737 - Not to say we don't get the awards - But still 01:16:24.383 --> 01:16:26.317 we're not about the acclaim. 01:16:26.518 --> 01:16:28.952 Handholding, dinners 01:16:29.154 --> 01:16:32.317 - sending prostitutes to the client. - Prostitutes? 01:16:32.525 --> 01:16:35.516 - Who sends prostitutes? - Who doesn't? 01:16:36.462 --> 01:16:37.929 We're about the work. 01:16:38.565 --> 01:16:41.329 If the work is great, it speaks for itself. 01:16:42.568 --> 01:16:44.365 That's all I need to know. 01:16:45.538 --> 01:16:47.767 But are you married? Any kids? 01:16:47.973 --> 01:16:51.374 No. We've avoided the family thing for quite some time. 01:16:51.577 --> 01:16:53.568 - Most of our lives. - Good. 01:16:53.779 --> 01:16:57.510 Because if you're worried about quality of life or paternity leave 01:16:57.717 --> 01:16:59.650 or any of that other New Age crap 01:16:59.852 --> 01:17:02.514 as much as I like you, we can stop right here. 01:17:02.721 --> 01:17:05.246 I want to be your full-time commitment. 01:17:06.025 --> 01:17:07.219 I can do that. 01:17:07.860 --> 01:17:10.727 - We still had two weeks to go. - What's two weeks? 01:17:10.931 --> 01:17:13.195 You're kicking him out anyway. Good shot. 01:17:13.400 --> 01:17:14.423 Thanks. 01:17:15.735 --> 01:17:18.601 Do you know what? I should have locked him in there. 01:17:19.338 --> 01:17:21.568 I should have tied him to the bed. 01:17:21.775 --> 01:17:23.469 What, do you mean you didn't? 01:17:24.410 --> 01:17:26.105 It wouldn't have stopped him. 01:17:26.312 --> 01:17:29.248 You can't force people to do what they don't want to. 01:17:29.449 --> 01:17:32.713 That's the whole point of this thing, isn't it? 01:17:32.918 --> 01:17:35.648 Besides, I know guys like Nelson. 01:17:36.956 --> 01:17:40.154 You may have bitten off more than you can chew this time. 01:17:42.962 --> 01:17:44.759 That's what I like about him. 01:17:46.999 --> 01:17:49.297 It's also what scares the hell out of me. 01:17:49.702 --> 01:17:54.196 Just so you know, we've got a couple of great clients in our hip pockets 01:17:54.406 --> 01:17:58.342 plus, some leads on some new accounts. So we come to you fully loaded. 01:17:58.544 --> 01:18:00.739 You're not selling me a car, Holland. 01:18:00.946 --> 01:18:05.280 Frankly, I'm not impressed with you, but your reputation precedes you 01:18:05.485 --> 01:18:09.181 and if I have to take him to get you, I will. 01:18:09.388 --> 01:18:11.721 So here's my offer. 01:18:11.924 --> 01:18:14.485 It's good as long as we're at this table. 01:18:15.027 --> 01:18:16.016 Oh, my! 01:18:16.229 --> 01:18:19.322 I'm so sorry. Excuse me. 01:18:19.732 --> 01:18:21.290 - That's OK. - Stop it. 01:18:24.670 --> 01:18:26.195 You know, sweetie 01:18:26.605 --> 01:18:29.972 we are what we do in this world, and you're a waitress. 01:18:30.175 --> 01:18:33.235 All that requires is that you bring food and drink 01:18:33.445 --> 01:18:36.505 to and from the table without making a mess. 01:18:36.715 --> 01:18:38.047 That's it. 01:18:38.384 --> 01:18:42.218 So when you screw up something as incredibly simple as that 01:18:43.155 --> 01:18:46.249 it doesn't say a whole hell of a lot about you, does it? 01:18:46.458 --> 01:18:47.982 I'm sorry. 01:18:50.362 --> 01:18:53.331 If you gave a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. 01:18:53.532 --> 01:18:55.295 They ought to fire her. 01:18:55.501 --> 01:18:59.962 I always say, a bad hire strengthens the competition's hand. 01:19:00.172 --> 01:19:03.164 A good general feeds off his enemy. 01:19:03.610 --> 01:19:06.942 Actually, Sun Tzu said that last line. 01:19:07.146 --> 01:19:08.204 In The Art of War. 01:19:09.081 --> 01:19:10.776 You're right, Nelson. 01:19:11.183 --> 01:19:12.309 You're very smart. 01:19:27.099 --> 01:19:28.226 Take a look, buddy. 01:19:37.811 --> 01:19:38.869 Not interested. 01:19:41.246 --> 01:19:43.077 You don't like my offer? 01:19:44.784 --> 01:19:47.047 It's not the offer I don't like. 01:19:49.021 --> 01:19:50.249 It's you. 01:19:54.259 --> 01:19:56.227 Nelson, wait. Nelson 01:19:56.428 --> 01:19:59.864 - You know what? This isn't - I hope you can afford this. 01:20:02.768 --> 01:20:04.235 Shit. 01:20:05.105 --> 01:20:07.072 Oh, Jesus Christ. 01:20:08.407 --> 01:20:11.275 What's wrong with you? You just shit in God's face. 01:20:11.477 --> 01:20:14.241 If he's your god, you're in trouble. He's not for me. 01:20:14.446 --> 01:20:16.107 He's not for you? He is you. 01:20:16.315 --> 01:20:19.717 - You're cloned from the same DNA. - I'm not. If I am, shoot me. 01:20:19.918 --> 01:20:21.977 Where's the gun? It's my career too. 01:20:22.187 --> 01:20:25.213 You just blew it in there. What is going on, man? 01:20:25.958 --> 01:20:28.085 I know what it is. It's the girl 01:20:28.293 --> 01:20:30.523 the new mystery woman. What's her name? 01:20:31.130 --> 01:20:33.291 Don't ignore me. What's her name? 01:20:33.499 --> 01:20:35.763 - Sara. - Don't you see what's happening? 01:20:35.968 --> 01:20:38.027 She has got your balls in a jar. 01:20:38.237 --> 01:20:40.172 I'm your friend. I wouldn't lie. 01:20:40.373 --> 01:20:43.307 - You blew it in there. - I'm sorry I cost you your job 01:20:43.509 --> 01:20:46.501 I don't need your pity, Nelson. You blew it. 01:20:46.712 --> 01:20:48.681 You're a loser, Nelson 01:20:48.981 --> 01:20:50.312 a loser. 01:20:51.150 --> 01:20:53.550 Fine. I don't need you, Nelson. 01:21:03.762 --> 01:21:07.824 Have you ever heard of Phalaenopsis sanderiana? 01:21:08.467 --> 01:21:09.958 It reminded me of you. 01:21:12.172 --> 01:21:15.538 - You got the job, didn't you? - The best offer anyone ever made me. 01:21:17.110 --> 01:21:18.736 So when do you start? 01:21:19.445 --> 01:21:21.879 We had a little problem agreeing on that. 01:21:22.080 --> 01:21:23.605 He suggested immediately. 01:21:24.883 --> 01:21:25.941 I suggested 01:21:29.888 --> 01:21:30.980 never. 01:21:33.692 --> 01:21:35.557 - Never? - Never. 01:22:11.931 --> 01:22:14.626 - Come on. Let's keep Ernie. - Nope. 01:22:15.267 --> 01:22:17.168 I've found a home. He's got to go. 01:22:17.704 --> 01:22:19.933 But you love this little monster. 01:22:20.138 --> 01:22:22.471 Soon I'll love another little monster. 01:22:22.674 --> 01:22:24.302 Cold, heartless woman! 01:22:28.815 --> 01:22:33.410 What about vegan turkey stuffed with tofu and cranberries? 01:22:34.087 --> 01:22:35.451 Ordering sounds better. 01:22:37.789 --> 01:22:40.257 We're not ordering Thanksgiving dinner. 01:22:40.692 --> 01:22:43.355 It's the one time in life it's good to be "trad." 01:22:44.129 --> 01:22:47.724 In that case, are you inviting your family? 01:22:51.137 --> 01:22:52.160 No. 01:22:53.438 --> 01:22:57.135 Holiday fights are a little too traditional for my taste. 01:22:57.342 --> 01:22:58.809 What do you fight about? 01:23:00.413 --> 01:23:01.812 Everything: 01:23:02.781 --> 01:23:06.148 religion, money, sex 01:23:06.985 --> 01:23:11.480 Sara's decisions, Sara's unconventional ways 01:23:12.991 --> 01:23:15.187 Sara's lifestyle 01:23:18.897 --> 01:23:22.333 - They think I'm a freak. - You are a freak. 01:23:24.404 --> 01:23:26.633 Anyway, boring subject. 01:23:27.572 --> 01:23:29.335 I'm sure they miss you. 01:23:31.043 --> 01:23:32.409 I know they do. 01:23:32.812 --> 01:23:35.644 You know, there's a good tradition called "making up." 01:23:36.181 --> 01:23:37.273 You could try it. 01:23:41.454 --> 01:23:42.647 Yeah. 01:23:46.058 --> 01:23:48.083 Someday I'll have to do that. 01:24:02.507 --> 01:24:03.873 Mind walking him down? 01:24:04.076 --> 01:24:05.269 Sure. 01:24:05.510 --> 01:24:06.772 Thanks. 01:24:08.213 --> 01:24:09.681 Come on, boy. 01:24:11.016 --> 01:24:12.882 Say goodbye to Sara. 01:24:14.687 --> 01:24:15.846 'Bye. 01:24:29.936 --> 01:24:32.870 Hey. Come on, puppy. 01:24:36.842 --> 01:24:39.106 - Thanks. - Yeah. Sure. 01:24:39.512 --> 01:24:40.773 See you, Ernie. 01:24:54.360 --> 01:24:55.485 Hey. 01:24:58.096 --> 01:25:00.030 Why can't she keep one for a change? 01:25:00.665 --> 01:25:02.690 I guess she helps more this way. 01:25:03.101 --> 01:25:04.625 I've been thinking. 01:25:04.837 --> 01:25:05.825 Oh yeah? 01:25:06.038 --> 01:25:08.232 If you want to adopt me, you can. 01:25:09.775 --> 01:25:14.873 I mean, Father Sunday is on Monday. It would be good timing. 01:25:18.418 --> 01:25:20.442 I don't quite know what to say. 01:25:23.922 --> 01:25:25.321 I'll tell you what. 01:25:25.924 --> 01:25:27.915 I can't adopt you 01:25:28.326 --> 01:25:30.624 but I'll come with you to Father Sunday. 01:25:30.829 --> 01:25:32.490 - Promise? - Promise. 01:25:32.864 --> 01:25:34.991 Wait till my mom hears! 01:26:33.525 --> 01:26:34.924 Sara 01:26:46.638 --> 01:26:48.663 I have an announcement to make. 01:26:51.610 --> 01:26:52.907 What's wrong? 01:26:53.412 --> 01:26:55.675 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 01:26:58.316 --> 01:26:59.943 What do you keep in there? 01:27:01.454 --> 01:27:05.355 - Nothing. - "Nothing" doesn't require a lock. 01:27:05.624 --> 01:27:06.717 What's wrong? 01:27:06.925 --> 01:27:08.119 So 01:27:10.229 --> 01:27:13.322 - what's the big announcement? - Don't do the dodge. 01:27:16.268 --> 01:27:17.860 Am I OK? 01:27:19.437 --> 01:27:21.200 No, I'm not OK. 01:27:22.674 --> 01:27:24.266 I miss Ernie 01:27:25.076 --> 01:27:26.976 and I've got a migraine. 01:27:29.347 --> 01:27:30.541 So 01:27:31.449 --> 01:27:33.178 what's your big announcement? 01:27:33.818 --> 01:27:35.217 Marry me. 01:27:37.389 --> 01:27:38.617 What? 01:27:38.824 --> 01:27:40.587 Will you marry me? 01:27:42.628 --> 01:27:44.721 Sara, I stood on the street 01:27:45.864 --> 01:27:47.730 and I realized 01:27:49.168 --> 01:27:50.532 this is it. 01:27:51.236 --> 01:27:53.034 Life will never be better 01:27:53.605 --> 01:27:55.539 or sweeter than this. 01:27:56.141 --> 01:27:57.540 I'm happy. 01:27:58.543 --> 01:27:59.976 I'm in love. 01:28:01.446 --> 01:28:02.777 Marry me. 01:28:05.951 --> 01:28:08.044 That's incredibly sweet. 01:28:10.822 --> 01:28:14.155 - But you don't understand. - Yes, I do. It all makes sense. 01:28:15.494 --> 01:28:17.052 I want you. 01:28:17.329 --> 01:28:19.160 I want this life. 01:28:29.541 --> 01:28:30.940 Marry me. 01:28:36.315 --> 01:28:37.976 Marry me, Sara. 01:28:43.489 --> 01:28:45.956 - I can't. - Why not? 01:28:47.759 --> 01:28:49.317 Because of me. 01:28:49.662 --> 01:28:50.650 What about you? 01:28:50.862 --> 01:28:53.126 For God's sake, Sara. Please, just 01:28:53.331 --> 01:28:54.764 Just tell me what's wrong. 01:28:55.166 --> 01:28:56.861 Tell me the truth. 01:28:58.637 --> 01:28:59.900 I can't. 01:29:02.741 --> 01:29:04.141 Sara? 01:29:13.451 --> 01:29:14.440 Jesus. 01:29:15.754 --> 01:29:16.744 I'm fine. 01:29:17.757 --> 01:29:20.123 No, I'm fine. 01:29:20.860 --> 01:29:23.019 - I'm fine. - What the hell is going on? 01:29:23.394 --> 01:29:25.022 No, Nelson. 01:29:26.464 --> 01:29:29.160 No, Nelson, no. 01:29:32.104 --> 01:29:33.195 No. 01:29:37.709 --> 01:29:39.768 Is this what you wanted to see? 01:29:40.445 --> 01:29:41.811 This is it. 01:29:43.248 --> 01:29:45.614 Is this enough truth for you? 01:29:45.817 --> 01:29:47.148 Does this make you happy? 01:29:47.352 --> 01:29:51.312 God damn you! You just couldn't leave it alone. 01:29:51.956 --> 01:29:53.150 Sara, stop. 01:29:53.358 --> 01:29:57.351 You just couldn't leave it. God, just leave it alone. 01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:18.348 It's non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 01:30:21.287 --> 01:30:22.617 It's a type of cancer. 01:30:24.623 --> 01:30:27.648 You shouldn't have to find out like this. I'm sorry. 01:30:30.195 --> 01:30:32.254 She's going to be asleep for hours. 01:30:32.464 --> 01:30:35.456 Do you want to go for a walk, have a chat or something? 01:30:37.669 --> 01:30:39.933 - Yeah. - Yeah, OK. 01:30:48.012 --> 01:30:50.641 You said she stopped her treatments a year ago? 01:30:52.550 --> 01:30:54.382 What about the pills? 01:30:54.687 --> 01:30:58.178 It just gets her through the day. She stopped trying to beat it. 01:30:58.389 --> 01:31:01.552 She did it all for a year. Nothing worked. 01:31:01.893 --> 01:31:06.057 Look, I'm no doctor, but when you're unchecked, wouldn't that 01:31:06.264 --> 01:31:07.254 Yeah. 01:31:08.867 --> 01:31:10.425 It's spread everywhere. 01:31:17.675 --> 01:31:21.168 How could she get involved with me and not tell me she was sick? 01:31:23.915 --> 01:31:25.712 I mean, what was she thinking? 01:31:26.184 --> 01:31:30.120 She was thinking you'd be the same as all the others. 01:31:30.422 --> 01:31:32.413 She'd dump you after a month. 01:31:34.092 --> 01:31:36.526 You've got to understand something. 01:31:37.096 --> 01:31:38.995 She's completely powerless. 01:31:39.197 --> 01:31:41.757 With these rules, you know 01:31:41.967 --> 01:31:46.199 they give her the illusion and dignity of control. 01:31:46.938 --> 01:31:48.633 It's kept her alive. 01:31:51.177 --> 01:31:53.940 The rift with her family, that's what it's about? 01:31:54.144 --> 01:31:55.339 These rules. 01:31:57.081 --> 01:31:58.105 Yeah. 01:31:59.284 --> 01:32:02.276 Her family couldn't handle it. They wouldn't let go. 01:32:02.487 --> 01:32:04.785 They kept trying to run her disease 01:32:04.989 --> 01:32:06.422 so she took off. 01:32:06.624 --> 01:32:08.182 And came here? 01:32:11.196 --> 01:32:13.960 She told me if she couldn't live a normal life 01:32:14.165 --> 01:32:18.262 she was determined to live an abnormal one the best way she could. 01:32:20.572 --> 01:32:22.005 I don't get it. 01:32:25.577 --> 01:32:29.105 She loves life more than anyone I've ever met. 01:32:29.681 --> 01:32:31.479 How can she just give up? 01:32:31.683 --> 01:32:34.117 Are you listening to anything I'm telling you? 01:32:34.320 --> 01:32:35.684 She's not giving up. 01:32:35.887 --> 01:32:39.288 She's making the most of the time she's got left. 01:32:40.458 --> 01:32:41.949 Don't mess with that. 01:32:48.032 --> 01:32:49.556 I'm sorry. 01:32:52.804 --> 01:32:55.272 I didn't want you to see any of this. 01:32:58.009 --> 01:32:59.704 I wanted you 01:33:00.044 --> 01:33:03.537 to know me loving life. You know? 01:33:04.949 --> 01:33:06.246 Come here. 01:33:23.668 --> 01:33:25.762 Will you do something for me? 01:33:27.338 --> 01:33:28.431 Anything. 01:33:29.474 --> 01:33:31.271 Will you get me out of here? 01:33:32.510 --> 01:33:33.637 Take me home. 01:33:50.995 --> 01:33:52.223 OK. 01:34:13.885 --> 01:34:15.147 Jesus. 01:34:22.827 --> 01:34:23.987 They're here. 01:34:25.129 --> 01:34:26.460 Hey, darling. 01:34:26.699 --> 01:34:27.687 Hey, sweetie. 01:34:27.900 --> 01:34:29.696 You're sick? You look fabulous. 01:34:29.901 --> 01:34:31.732 Oh, this is just a lie. 01:34:31.937 --> 01:34:33.302 You look great. 01:34:33.504 --> 01:34:36.735 - Want a nice, warm bath? - Come on, sweetie. 01:34:36.941 --> 01:34:39.342 - We'll run you a bath. - What's on the menu tonight? 01:34:39.544 --> 01:34:43.071 - We have lovely appetizers. - Nice codeine. 01:34:43.281 --> 01:34:47.308 Codeine? What else? Donnatal, that's your favorite. 01:34:47.518 --> 01:34:50.214 Come on, girl. Let's get you in here. 01:34:50.422 --> 01:34:51.581 OK. 01:34:53.525 --> 01:34:54.513 Nice and easy. 01:34:54.994 --> 01:34:58.519 Sara, I know doctors I could call. 01:34:59.498 --> 01:35:00.759 No doctors. 01:35:01.799 --> 01:35:06.361 I'm going to be fine, Nelson but you can't be here. 01:35:07.638 --> 01:35:10.334 I don't want you here. You can't see this. 01:35:10.641 --> 01:35:12.905 Please go. 01:35:13.111 --> 01:35:14.635 OK. He's going. 01:35:16.147 --> 01:35:18.809 I can't stand by and do nothing, just watch her 01:35:19.250 --> 01:35:20.239 Die? 01:35:21.519 --> 01:35:23.454 That's why she wants you to go. 01:35:23.955 --> 01:35:24.945 Go on. 01:35:38.404 --> 01:35:39.700 Hey, Abner. 01:35:41.806 --> 01:35:43.775 Today's not going to be a great play day. 01:35:44.409 --> 01:35:47.173 I know. It's going to be Father Sunday. 01:35:47.379 --> 01:35:48.709 Did you forget? 01:35:51.249 --> 01:35:53.150 Oh God. I'm sorry, Ab. I can't. 01:35:55.954 --> 01:35:57.750 But you promised. 01:35:59.090 --> 01:36:00.648 I guess I don't have a dad. 01:36:00.858 --> 01:36:04.089 I mean, I do, but I don't know who he is. 01:36:04.896 --> 01:36:06.295 So I brought Nelson. 01:36:07.432 --> 01:36:10.697 We do stuff and it's fun, because he makes me feel smart. 01:36:12.269 --> 01:36:14.204 I guess I feel like 01:36:14.639 --> 01:36:17.802 if I got into trouble, he'd take care of me 01:36:18.376 --> 01:36:21.744 kind of like a best friend. Just bigger. 01:36:23.614 --> 01:36:25.172 Thank you, Abner. 01:36:28.887 --> 01:36:30.945 I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 01:36:31.856 --> 01:36:34.690 I don't know. I probably won't be here tomorrow. 01:36:34.892 --> 01:36:36.087 How come? 01:36:36.427 --> 01:36:39.123 I've got to do some thinking, and make a tough decision. 01:36:42.433 --> 01:36:46.369 Sara thinks you don't respect her choices? Something like that? 01:36:47.338 --> 01:36:49.670 I don't know. You always see that stuff on TV. 01:36:50.775 --> 01:36:53.266 I think you're the coolest kid I've ever met. 01:36:53.479 --> 01:36:55.776 - I'll see you. - See you. 01:36:56.447 --> 01:36:57.914 Take care. 01:38:34.846 --> 01:38:36.107 Shit. 01:38:36.315 --> 01:38:37.474 You all right? 01:38:38.516 --> 01:38:41.007 - Yeah. I'm fine. - Good. 01:38:44.056 --> 01:38:48.424 I was planning on serving the pumpkin on the floor, so this is 01:38:48.626 --> 01:38:49.820 This is really good. 01:38:51.195 --> 01:38:53.061 Oh God, Chaz. 01:38:53.464 --> 01:38:55.592 Please tell me we're going to have fun. 01:38:57.436 --> 01:38:59.927 Thanksgiving's fun, right? It's fun. 01:39:00.371 --> 01:39:01.998 It'll be a riot. 01:39:03.541 --> 01:39:04.940 Come here. 01:39:05.376 --> 01:39:06.741 Give us a cuddle. 01:39:10.715 --> 01:39:12.273 I need some fun. 01:39:15.219 --> 01:39:17.380 You know, he asked me to marry him. 01:39:18.257 --> 01:39:19.918 He's not the first. 01:39:24.162 --> 01:39:27.427 No, but it was the first time I wanted to say yes. 01:39:28.199 --> 01:39:29.632 So why didn't you? 01:39:32.404 --> 01:39:35.804 Because, Chaz, I let the whole thing go too far. 01:39:36.007 --> 01:39:38.441 Oh yeah? Too far for who? 01:39:39.378 --> 01:39:40.901 Both of us. 01:39:42.146 --> 01:39:43.135 Anyway 01:39:44.215 --> 01:39:46.740 no need to talk about it. He's gone. 01:39:47.218 --> 01:39:51.154 Well, you did kick him out. He'll be back if you let him. 01:39:54.793 --> 01:39:56.784 I don't want him to come back. 01:39:57.562 --> 01:39:58.550 Right. 01:40:00.531 --> 01:40:03.262 You know, it's OK to break your own rules, Sara. 01:40:04.101 --> 01:40:06.092 You fell in love. 01:40:06.538 --> 01:40:07.937 That's great. 01:40:08.205 --> 01:40:11.606 It may not follow your master plan, but you can't control everything. 01:40:11.809 --> 01:40:13.038 OK. Just stop it. 01:40:13.412 --> 01:40:15.812 I really don't need this right now, Chaz. 01:40:17.081 --> 01:40:18.275 Jesus! 01:40:19.418 --> 01:40:24.150 There's no rule that gives me the right to put him through all of this 01:40:24.355 --> 01:40:25.617 this hell. 01:40:25.856 --> 01:40:27.346 I don't. 01:40:30.861 --> 01:40:34.456 - It'll just hurt him in the end. - It'll hurt, whatever you do. 01:40:35.132 --> 01:40:36.224 We all will. 01:40:36.934 --> 01:40:37.923 But 01:40:39.303 --> 01:40:41.534 if I've learned anything 01:40:41.739 --> 01:40:44.469 it's that you should have those who love you near 01:40:44.675 --> 01:40:47.041 as long as you possibly can. 01:40:53.351 --> 01:40:54.340 Yeah. 01:40:55.654 --> 01:40:57.746 A toast! Toast. 01:40:59.657 --> 01:41:01.922 Happy we-stole-your-land- and-killed-your-people day. 01:41:02.126 --> 01:41:04.424 - Oh Al - That's a good one, Al. 01:41:07.632 --> 01:41:09.098 Here's to you. 01:41:09.300 --> 01:41:11.598 - Here you go, babe. - Here's to you. 01:41:14.972 --> 01:41:15.962 Merry Christmas 01:41:21.946 --> 01:41:24.074 Merry Christmas 01:41:28.587 --> 01:41:29.951 Merry Christmas, Sara. 01:41:40.531 --> 01:41:42.590 I think it's Thanksgiving, isn't it? 01:41:42.833 --> 01:41:44.130 Not for you. 01:41:44.369 --> 01:41:46.029 You shouldn't have to wait. 01:41:49.240 --> 01:41:53.074 Does anyone else have a sudden desire for Chinese food? 01:41:53.277 --> 01:41:55.245 - Right on! - Yeah. 01:41:55.713 --> 01:41:57.271 It's good to see you, Nelson. 01:41:58.849 --> 01:42:03.843 Do you know how the Chinese celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving? 01:42:04.922 --> 01:42:06.014 Ciao, Santa. 01:42:06.223 --> 01:42:07.690 I thought you'd never get here. 01:42:07.892 --> 01:42:09.951 Come on. Let's go. 01:42:14.632 --> 01:42:17.999 For you, my sweet Sara 01:42:19.303 --> 01:42:23.400 I bring you 12 gifts of Christmas. 01:42:27.812 --> 01:42:28.837 1: 01:42:32.583 --> 01:42:36.610 The famous Colombo log, the salami that started it all. 01:42:39.857 --> 01:42:40.846 2: 01:42:42.726 --> 01:42:47.687 a kaleidoscope of a coiffeur, for the barking-mad pet crusader. 01:42:50.235 --> 01:42:51.633 Number 3: 01:42:51.902 --> 01:42:54.735 a bullwhip for the dizzy dominatrix 01:42:54.940 --> 01:42:58.500 so you can rule your world in style and whip me into shape. 01:43:01.012 --> 01:43:02.000 4: 01:43:02.880 --> 01:43:03.972 I present 01:43:04.815 --> 01:43:07.614 Sara, a custom-made fragrance, capturing 01:43:07.818 --> 01:43:10.218 that special something 01:43:10.422 --> 01:43:13.219 a woman leaves on a man. 01:43:17.428 --> 01:43:20.226 - Nelson, this is - Only the beginning. 01:43:20.531 --> 01:43:21.519 5: 01:43:24.034 --> 01:43:26.901 Why is Harriet so Hairy? 01:43:27.105 --> 01:43:31.973 The definitive guide to understanding our transvestite friends. 01:43:34.178 --> 01:43:35.406 6: 01:43:35.614 --> 01:43:40.414 tiny bubbles, for those leisurely soaks we love so much. 01:43:41.753 --> 01:43:42.741 Number 7: 01:43:44.021 --> 01:43:46.547 a hundred muni train tokens 01:43:47.025 --> 01:43:48.992 for the many, many 01:43:49.193 --> 01:43:51.423 great rides of your life. 01:43:54.031 --> 01:43:55.556 Number 8: 01:43:56.934 --> 01:43:58.834 a collection of music to swoon by 01:43:59.236 --> 01:44:03.333 which, by the way, happens to go very nicely with gift number 9: 01:44:04.508 --> 01:44:05.907 dance classes 01:44:06.644 --> 01:44:10.775 Mildred's Academy of Dance, guaranteed to get you off my toes 01:44:12.150 --> 01:44:13.412 in a week. 01:44:13.985 --> 01:44:16.612 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 01:44:16.855 --> 01:44:18.413 Number 10: 01:44:19.023 --> 01:44:22.721 for the gentle lady who hates doing dishes 01:44:22.927 --> 01:44:24.121 a dishwasher 01:44:30.000 --> 01:44:31.763 Nelson, this is too much. 01:44:32.437 --> 01:44:33.699 It's not enough. 01:44:35.172 --> 01:44:36.196 Number 11: 01:44:36.641 --> 01:44:40.873 live, and in your apartment, back by popular demand 01:44:41.079 --> 01:44:42.602 I give you 01:44:43.614 --> 01:44:45.105 Ernie! 01:44:48.452 --> 01:44:50.010 Hi, baby. 01:44:52.456 --> 01:44:54.048 I missed you. 01:44:55.626 --> 01:45:00.654 And if this last gift doesn't prove how much I love you, nothing will. 01:46:29.119 --> 01:46:32.646 Every month is November, Sara. 01:46:34.391 --> 01:46:36.382 And I love you every day. 01:46:39.096 --> 01:46:40.495 Nelson, there's 01:46:40.699 --> 01:46:44.394 This is our month, and it never has to end. 01:46:53.410 --> 01:46:57.471 I surrender all attempts to control life 01:46:57.781 --> 01:46:59.248 yours or mine. 01:47:00.517 --> 01:47:02.212 I live for one thing: 01:47:03.354 --> 01:47:04.650 to love you 01:47:05.589 --> 01:47:07.217 to make you happy 01:47:08.159 --> 01:47:12.254 to live firmly and joyously in the moment. 01:47:13.263 --> 01:47:15.254 November is all I know 01:47:16.400 --> 01:47:18.369 and all I ever want to know. 01:48:44.788 --> 01:48:46.187 What are you doing? 01:48:47.525 --> 01:48:48.616 Where are you going? 01:48:50.727 --> 01:48:51.717 Out. 01:48:55.132 --> 01:48:57.931 This will give you time to get your stuff together. 01:48:59.570 --> 01:49:00.559 So you can go. 01:49:01.505 --> 01:49:03.905 Our month is over. 01:49:04.107 --> 01:49:05.540 Sara, I'm not leaving. 01:49:08.413 --> 01:49:09.344 Sara 01:49:39.576 --> 01:49:41.134 Sara, stop 01:49:52.222 --> 01:49:54.884 Sara, stop running. Sara 01:49:55.726 --> 01:49:57.217 Sara, please. 01:49:58.495 --> 01:49:59.962 I'm not leaving you. 01:50:00.163 --> 01:50:03.132 - I know you love me. - I do. 01:50:03.333 --> 01:50:04.766 I've never felt this. 01:50:04.968 --> 01:50:08.302 I never thought I'd have the chance, and you gave that to me, Nelson. 01:50:08.505 --> 01:50:12.066 - Then why are you doing this? - Because it's starting to happen. 01:50:12.276 --> 01:50:13.437 I don't care. 01:50:13.644 --> 01:50:16.943 Nelson, if you leave now, everything we had will be perfect forever. 01:50:17.147 --> 01:50:19.672 Sara, life isn't perfect. 01:50:22.219 --> 01:50:25.552 All we have is how you'll remember me 01:50:26.056 --> 01:50:29.548 and I need that memory to be strong and beautiful. 01:50:32.062 --> 01:50:33.427 Don't you see? 01:50:34.699 --> 01:50:39.362 If I know that I'm remembered that way, then I can face anything 01:50:39.570 --> 01:50:40.662 anything. 01:50:42.172 --> 01:50:45.904 Nelson, you're my immortality. 01:50:46.110 --> 01:50:47.906 I want to take care of you. 01:50:48.346 --> 01:50:50.575 I'm going to be all right. 01:50:51.214 --> 01:50:52.875 I'm going home. 01:50:54.552 --> 01:50:56.246 They know I'm coming. 01:50:56.687 --> 01:50:59.178 I need to do this. 01:51:00.290 --> 01:51:01.416 It doesn't seem 01:51:01.625 --> 01:51:05.755 Just like I need to know that you'll go on and have a beautiful life 01:51:05.963 --> 01:51:07.396 the one you deserve. 01:51:08.565 --> 01:51:10.089 I only want you. 01:51:12.102 --> 01:51:13.570 You have me 01:51:14.538 --> 01:51:15.732 forever. 01:51:18.175 --> 01:51:20.075 Now let me go. 01:51:28.952 --> 01:51:30.284 All right, Sara. 01:51:32.723 --> 01:51:33.712 All right. 01:51:36.093 --> 01:51:37.686 Close your eyes. 01:52:00.817 --> 01:52:03.251 I love you, Nelson Moss. 01:52:08.125 --> 01:52:10.355 I love you, Sara Deever. 01:52:26.677 --> 01:52:28.041 Remember me. 01:52:28.065 --> 01:52:48.065 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.