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God said to Noah, "I am going
to put an end to all people“"

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"for the Earth is filled with
violence because of them."

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"You are to bring into the ark
two of all living creatures"

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to keep them alive with you

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In other words, life is hard,

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so you better find someone
who will be your partner.

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Eliot Arnold's story
is a lot like Noah's,

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except Eliot's story
takes place in Miami.

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You just can't beat these
when they're really fresh.

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Anyway, Eliot should probably
tell you exactly what happened,

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because I was locked in the trunk
of a police car for part of it.

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My name's Puggy, and
I live in a tree.

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I hope I didn't ruin
anything for you.

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I look at this ad,

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and it doesn't say
"Fish Hook Ale" to me.

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This sucks.

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Bruce, what I'm trying to do...

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Do you know what my
business philosophy is?

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No, Bruce, what is it?

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My business philosophy

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is that there a lot of
people in the world.

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That certainly isn't...

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And all these people
want something.

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Do you know what they want?

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Well, I...

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They want to feel good.
You know what I mean?

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Yeah, well, I...

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No, you don't know what I mean,

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because I gave you
the perfect concept,

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which is not this
piece of shit here!

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What the hell is this?!

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Why are you saying “ugly"?!

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I don't want to see ugly!

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That's not the feeling I want!

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Bruce, W-What I'm doing here

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is... is contrast in
a humorous fashion.

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"Get hooked on Fish Hook"...
That's the concept!

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You got a guy and a
boat and a girl.

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The girl's in a bikini.
She has big tits.

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They're on a boat, getting
shitfaced, drinking Fish Hook Ale.

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The girl has really big tits!

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The feeling of this ad is
somebody's going to get laid.

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It's perfect. I gave you
the perfect concept.

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And you give me ugly?!

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All right, all right,
Bruce, I'll try...

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No, no. Don't tell me "try."
I hate the word "try."

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"Try" is for losers.

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Listen to me, you are not the
only ad agency in this town!

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A year ago, I had a nice house,

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a beautiful wife, and
a job I really loved.

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Now I was being called
a loser by "this" guy.

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For 18 years, I wrote a column
for "The Miami Herald..."

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funny stories the higher-ups
referred to as "offbeat."

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Deeber wants to see you.

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Because I'd won two Pulitzer
Prizes for my offbeat stories,

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I was pretty much left alone

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and treated with a great
deal of respect...

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until Ken Deeber came.

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Eliot...

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John Croton tells me you still
haven't turned anything in

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on the day-care crisis.

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Yeah, Ken, listen, I
figure with five people

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already working on the
day-care crisis story,

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our readers pretty much know
there's a crisis in day care.

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Eliot, you were given an assignment...
I know that.

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The pelican story?

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Right. No one else has it.

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This old Cuban guy is
training pelicans...

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To drop bombs... the most
asinine thing I ever heard.

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Come on. He tried to
kill Castro with a bird!

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Eliot, I gave you an assignment,
and you will do it.

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Or what, Ken?

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Well, if you want to continue
working at this newspaper,

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you will put something in
here before you go home.

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Why don't I put something
in there right now?

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Deeber picked the wrong
day to be a jerk.

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Earlier that day,
I had found out

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my wife was having an affair
with her tennis instructor.

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In retrospect,

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I should have written the
day-care crisis piece

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and never opened Eliot
Arnold Advertising.

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And if you think I'm gonna
pay for this stupid shit,

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you can forget it!

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I'm not paying for ugly!
I can get ugly for free!

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It goes without saying, Bruce.

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Eliot.

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Dad, I need to borrow
the Geo tonight.

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Hello, Nigel. How's London?

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Nigel?

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Foggy.

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Ah, could you hold on,
Nigel, just for a moment?

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This is a really important call...
long-distance.

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Listen, I want to see it tomorrow,
and it better be right!

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All right, Bruce. I think we
got it, uh, well on its way!

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Good!

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Hey, Matt, how you doing?

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Dad, can w-we borrow the
stupid Geo tonight or not?

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Because me and Andrew
have to kill a girl.

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"Andrew and "I"
have to kill a girl

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Thank you.

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Yes, you can borrow
the Geo tonight,

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but I need it back at my
apartment at, uh, 10:30, okay?

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Okay... And I want you to
promise me that you'll drive...

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carefully.

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Matt wasn't mad at me
because of the divorce.

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He was mad because
I bought a Geo.

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Sweet little vehicle.

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Just get divorced?

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Ah, it doesn't matter.

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42 miles to the
gallon, am/Fm radio.

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I'll even throw in
the undercoating.

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Anything else you'd
like to know?

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Yeah. How many
clowns can it hold?

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To Matt, the Geo was a
48-mile-per-gallon symbol

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of my bad luck, wrong choices,
and missed opportunities.

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Little did I know that my
shot at a second chance

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had just arrived in Miami

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on board Flight 57
from New Orleans.

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The suitcase was
sandwiched between

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a quarter-ton of frozen crawfish

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and a dalmatian that gave
birth to a litter of 17

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over Lake Okeechobee.

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The dalmatian made
the evening news.

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The suitcase didn't.

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What is it?

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It looks like a
garbage disposal.

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So this is Miami, huh?

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They can keep it.

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You got that right.

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That's a Remington
30-aught-6 hunting rifle

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with a Bushnell scope.

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Charlton Heston takes his
to shoot bighorn elk.

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Henry Desalvo and
Leonard Ferroni

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"take theirs to shoot “anyone,"

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as long as they're
paid 25 grand apiece.

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We play with a guy that cheats.

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Actually, Henry and Leonard
didn't play golf at all.

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Will you come on? We've
got an early tee time.

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They were in Miami to kill
a man named Arthur Herk,

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who had stolen money
from his employer.

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Puggy arrived in Miami

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the same day as the hit
men and the suitcase,

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but for a much different reason.

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A week earlier, at
his place in Boston,

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Puggy read an article in
"Martha Stewart's Living"

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that said Miami had some of
the finest Cuban restaurants

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in the entire world.

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Since Fritos were
his favorite food

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and corn chips as close
to Cuban cuisine

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as Puggy had ever eaten,

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he decided to hop a fishing
boat and check it out.

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Puggy could not
have been happier.

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After only 20 minutes in Miami,
Puggy was already thinking

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that this had to be the warmest,
friendliest place on Earth.

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You stink.

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Beer and a bag of Fritos.

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She ran track for 10 years.

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She definitely has the legs...

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Out.

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I tell you once
before, you two, out!

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Look, man, we got money,

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and we'll take however this
much here will get us.

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Ass-wipe.

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Snake Dupree and
Eddie Leadbetter

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had met two years earlier

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at the state prison just
outside Louisville.

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They hit it off immediately,
having similar tastes in humor.

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Ass-wipe.

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You know,

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I don't know how long she's been
into strength conditioning.

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But she's been into
conditioning for a long time

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because she ran track for 10.

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Wow, listen to the crowd.
They are so into it.

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Hey.

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Hmm?

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Is there a problem, chief?

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Give me that back.

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Uh!

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Ugh!

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Sh...

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Oh.

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Ohh!

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Look, man, this
ain't your problem.

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You are problem.

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Out.

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He broke my ankle.

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I break your head. I'm going.

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Next time I see you again...

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you're dead.

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Out!

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Out.

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You can stay.

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They took all my money.

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It's okay.

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Free beer.

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Aluminum, huh?

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We sponsor girls' softball team.

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You want to make $5?

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That too.

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Is not for us.

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Package deal...
Suitcase or nothing.

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Lay it down gentle
so as not to fall.

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Strong.

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Come back tomorrow 1:00.

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Maybe I have more job for you.

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After only one day in Miami,

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Puggy had a more
satisfying career

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and lived in a better
neighborhood than "I" did.

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Sound system sucks.

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Why'd your dad buy a Geo?

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He thinks he's a loser,
so he bought a loser car.

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Besides, he's a dork.

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Super Soaker 600 holds
a gallon of water,

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accurate up to 50 feet.

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So, what's the plan...
Through the front?

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Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold.

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I'm here to kill your
daughter, Jenny."

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No, we gotta go over
the wall, dickweed.

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I just hope she doesn't see
this stupid turdmobile.

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Spread it out on your bed...

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Where's Arthur?

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I haven't seen him since
his third scotch.

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These corners are in
the inside corners.

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And there.

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A rather clumsy task is
accomplished in no time.

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It's a good thing.

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Talk to me, Martha.

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Good night, Nina.

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I was wondering if
you'd like a drink.

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Something with tequila?

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Arthur Herk... One of
the few Floridians

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who was "not" confused when
he voted for Pat Buchanan.

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<i>No, thank you, Mr. Hark.</i>

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I'm very tired tonight.

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Of course you are, because
you work so hard,

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you're on your feet all day.

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A woman's feet are
very important.

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Let's have a foot massage.

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<i>But, Mr. Hark, Mrs. Anna...</i>

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Oh, it's okay. She's
watching television.

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And I'm not gonna tell
her that I was here,

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and you're not going
to tell her either,

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are you, Nina?

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Oh.

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Your strong, sturdy ankles,

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your proud peasant arches.

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Nina...

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let me clean your
toes with my tongue.

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Ahhh.

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Mmmm.

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Grr.

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Unh-unh.

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Hu-hu-hu-hu.

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Ohh!

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Nina!

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Nina!

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Nina!

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Nina! Nina...

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Come out of there.
This is my house.

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You work for me, and I
want to suck your toes.

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Hope they don't have a dog.

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As it happens, the Herks
"did" have a dog.

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His name was Roger, and
he was the random result

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of generations of hasty,
unplanned dog sex.

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For the past three months, Roger
had eaten nothing but dirt.

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That was when the most
evil being in the universe

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entered his life.

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Under the influence of the
toad's hallucinogenic chemicals,

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Roger thought his furry butt
was a 24-ounce porterhouse.

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Nice cut of meat.

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And notice how it is nice and thick
all along up till about here,

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and then it kind of tapers off.

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She looks like she
has nice feet.

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What are you watching
her cook for, anyway?

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All you know how to
make are reservations.

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Good one, Arthur.

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What?

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Leave her alone.

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Whoa-ho!

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I'm gonna see what else is on.

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They have a dog.

00:15:01.567 --> 00:15:04.059
Hope they don't have a dog.

00:15:07.198 --> 00:15:08.939
They have a dog.

00:15:09.033 --> 00:15:10.899
Come on. Get outta
here, you mangy...

00:15:22.505 --> 00:15:24.246
That's our guy.

00:15:24.340 --> 00:15:26.627
Kill him now, we make the
11:40 back to Newark.

00:15:26.717 --> 00:15:28.299
I can't. He's too
close to the women.

00:15:28.386 --> 00:15:29.797
Yeah, you don't shoot him soon,

00:15:29.846 --> 00:15:32.338
I'm dead from these mosquitoes.

00:15:32.390 --> 00:15:34.973
Look at this thing. He's
the size of a Buick.

00:15:35.059 --> 00:15:36.515
She. She what?

00:15:36.561 --> 00:15:37.642
The mosquito is a she.

00:15:37.728 --> 00:15:39.310
How the hell can you tell that?

00:15:39.355 --> 00:15:40.686
Discovery Channel.

00:15:40.773 --> 00:15:43.606
Only the female mosquito
sucks your blood.

00:15:43.693 --> 00:15:45.809
Sounds like my ex-wife.

00:15:45.903 --> 00:15:47.189
Bitch.

00:15:47.280 --> 00:15:49.112
♪ J' We're gonna do it <i>If</i> Ha ha.

00:15:49.198 --> 00:15:51.656
N“ Give us any chance,
we'll take it... J' ♪

00:15:51.701 --> 00:15:53.817
I'm going to my room
where it's not so...

00:15:53.870 --> 00:15:55.986
I don't know... stupid.

00:15:56.038 --> 00:15:57.528
Good night, mom.

00:15:57.582 --> 00:15:59.789
Aw, good night, honey.

00:15:59.876 --> 00:16:02.083
I think I'll let Roger
in and go to bed, too.

00:16:04.380 --> 00:16:05.791
Here we go.

00:16:05.882 --> 00:16:06.792
Here we go.

00:16:06.883 --> 00:16:08.169
Roger!

00:16:08.259 --> 00:16:10.466
I'll witness from here in
case her dad shoots us.

00:16:10.553 --> 00:16:12.009
With what, the remote control?

00:16:12.054 --> 00:16:14.887
This is Miami. He has a gun.

00:16:15.892 --> 00:16:17.132
We got an interloper.

00:16:17.226 --> 00:16:18.226
Not a problem.

00:16:18.269 --> 00:16:20.226
Good night.

00:16:20.271 --> 00:16:21.682
Hey, Jenny!

00:16:21.731 --> 00:16:22.846
Aaahhh! Ohh!

00:16:24.066 --> 00:16:25.556
Aaahhh!

00:16:25.651 --> 00:16:26.857
You son of a bitch!

00:16:26.944 --> 00:16:28.685
You leave her alone!

00:16:30.656 --> 00:16:32.522
Aaaah!

00:16:32.575 --> 00:16:33.531
Nina!

00:16:33.576 --> 00:16:35.237
<i>Aahhh'. W uh'.!</i>

00:16:35.328 --> 00:16:36.910
Whuuhh!

00:16:44.670 --> 00:16:46.331
Shit.

00:16:58.851 --> 00:17:00.387
Uh!

00:17:00.436 --> 00:17:01.972
Ah. Ugh!

00:17:02.021 --> 00:17:04.308
Leonard?

00:17:04.398 --> 00:17:05.398
Leonard?

00:17:08.611 --> 00:17:10.352
Uh. Oh.

00:17:11.489 --> 00:17:13.275
I don't want any trouble.

00:17:13.366 --> 00:17:15.357
Me neither.

00:17:15.451 --> 00:17:18.113
It was a gift from the wife.

00:17:20.540 --> 00:17:23.077
You don't want to be holding
that when the police get here.

00:17:33.469 --> 00:17:35.255
Up.

00:17:36.347 --> 00:17:37.633
Uhh!

00:17:39.308 --> 00:17:40.969
I'll go around back.

00:17:41.060 --> 00:17:42.425
Got it.

00:17:43.813 --> 00:17:46.100
You son of a bitch!

00:17:46.190 --> 00:17:47.897
Freeze! Everybody, hold it!

00:17:47.984 --> 00:17:48.984
Son of a bitch!

00:17:50.361 --> 00:17:51.476
Hey, hey, hey!

00:17:51.571 --> 00:17:53.733
Stop it!

00:17:53.823 --> 00:17:55.564
Slowly.

00:17:58.160 --> 00:17:59.116
Freeze!

00:17:59.161 --> 00:18:01.072
It's all right, Walter.

00:18:01.163 --> 00:18:02.995
What happened?

00:18:03.082 --> 00:18:04.789
This person tried to kill us...
No.

00:18:04.875 --> 00:18:07.242
No. It's me. It's Matt Arnold .
I'm in her Biology class.

00:18:07.336 --> 00:18:09.168
It was a squirt gun.

00:18:10.339 --> 00:18:12.171
It's a squirt gun.

00:18:12.258 --> 00:18:13.464
Oh, shit.

00:18:13.509 --> 00:18:15.125
We have this game at school...
"Killer."

00:18:15.177 --> 00:18:17.589
You get somebody's name, and
you're supposed to squirt them.

00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:19.967
In their house at night?
What kind of a game is that?

00:18:20.016 --> 00:18:21.802
It's about time you
putzes got here.

00:18:21.934 --> 00:18:23.675
And your name is?
This is my house.

00:18:23.769 --> 00:18:25.931
Good for you. Your name is?

00:18:26.022 --> 00:18:28.184
Arthur Herk. I know the mayor.

00:18:29.525 --> 00:18:31.015
What took you people
so goddamn long?

00:18:31.110 --> 00:18:33.272
We came as soon as we
got the call, sir.

00:18:33.362 --> 00:18:34.443
My TV.

00:18:34.530 --> 00:18:35.530
He broke my TV.

00:18:35.573 --> 00:18:37.484
You son of a bitch!

00:18:37.533 --> 00:18:39.761
I'm gonna make you pay for that,
"and" you're gonna go to jail!

00:18:39.785 --> 00:18:41.096
It was a squirt gun, sir...
What?!

00:18:41.120 --> 00:18:42.531
Squirt... squirt gun.

00:18:42.580 --> 00:18:44.016
It's a good thing you
ran away, Arthur.

00:18:44.040 --> 00:18:45.530
You might have gotten wet.

00:18:45.625 --> 00:18:46.535
Shut up!

00:18:46.626 --> 00:18:47.832
Easy.

00:18:47.918 --> 00:18:49.678
Don't tell me easy! This
is my goddamn house!

00:18:49.754 --> 00:18:51.940
And these are my handcuffs, and
if you don't take it easy,

00:18:51.964 --> 00:18:54.752
you'll be wearing my handcuffs
in your goddamn house.

00:18:54.842 --> 00:18:55.877
That's right, sir.

00:18:57.219 --> 00:18:58.630
Okay.

00:18:58.721 --> 00:19:01.588
One at a time, starting
with Mr. Killer over here.

00:19:01.682 --> 00:19:02.682
What happened?

00:19:02.767 --> 00:19:04.974
Me and Andrew were outside.

00:19:05.061 --> 00:19:07.018
"Andrew and I Thank you."

00:19:07.063 --> 00:19:08.474
Who's Andrew?

00:19:08.564 --> 00:19:10.054
Nobody.

00:19:10.149 --> 00:19:11.685
Andrew's nobody.

00:19:11.776 --> 00:19:12.857
So you were outside

00:19:12.943 --> 00:19:15.150
with a squirt gun and
an imaginary friend?

00:19:15.237 --> 00:19:17.023
Yeah.

00:19:17.114 --> 00:19:19.114
Okay. So you and your
imaginary friend are outside.

00:19:19.158 --> 00:19:20.694
Then what happens?

00:19:20.743 --> 00:19:22.596
Officer Kramitz, would you
please go see who that is?

00:19:22.620 --> 00:19:24.281
You'll be okay?

00:19:25.748 --> 00:19:27.204
Coming!

00:19:27.249 --> 00:19:28.831
Uh, Jenny's mom opened the door,

00:19:28.918 --> 00:19:30.909
and I came running
up to squirt her.

00:19:32.088 --> 00:19:34.250
And then, uh, Mrs.
Herk jumped me...

00:19:34.340 --> 00:19:35.375
<i>Or jumped “on“ me.</i>

00:19:35.466 --> 00:19:36.902
And, uh, and then I
went down on Jenny...

00:19:36.926 --> 00:19:39.884
Or I f-fell on Jenny.

00:19:39.929 --> 00:19:42.091
This guy says that
his son is here.

00:19:42.181 --> 00:19:45.094
I'm Eliot Arnold.

00:19:46.310 --> 00:19:48.176
I got a call from Andrew.
You all right, Matt?

00:19:48.270 --> 00:19:49.431
Yeah.

00:19:49.522 --> 00:19:51.012
Andrew the imaginary friend?

00:19:51.107 --> 00:19:52.459
Yeah, well, you better
have a good lawyer,

00:19:52.483 --> 00:19:54.565
because your dumb-ass
son broke my TV.

00:19:54.610 --> 00:19:57.102
That's an RCA
39-inch horizontal!

00:19:57.154 --> 00:19:59.236
35-inch diagonal.

00:19:59.323 --> 00:20:01.439
Could somebody just
tell me what happened?

00:20:01.534 --> 00:20:03.116
I was trying to sh...
Squirt Jenny,

00:20:03.202 --> 00:20:04.988
and her mom jumped me.

00:20:05.079 --> 00:20:06.194
Jesus, Matt.

00:20:06.288 --> 00:20:07.574
Look, I'm sorry

00:20:07.623 --> 00:20:10.536
that my kid squirted
your daughter.

00:20:10.626 --> 00:20:12.617
I-I mean, I'm... that he.
That he got her wet.

00:20:12.712 --> 00:20:14.294
I mean, the way he described it,

00:20:14.380 --> 00:20:15.541
I thought it was just a game.

00:20:15.631 --> 00:20:17.087
Hey, kids... you know.

00:20:17.133 --> 00:20:20.376
Yeah? Well, your jerk-off
kid is going to jail.

00:20:21.637 --> 00:20:23.253
Monica, take a look at this.

00:20:24.640 --> 00:20:26.426
Who shot the TV?

00:20:26.475 --> 00:20:28.557
Shot it? Nobody shot it.

00:20:28.644 --> 00:20:29.975
Well, this is a bullet.

00:20:30.062 --> 00:20:32.554
Wait a minute.

00:20:32.648 --> 00:20:34.980
Matt, when you and your
imaginary friend were outside,

00:20:35.067 --> 00:20:36.603
did you see anyone else? No.

00:20:36.694 --> 00:20:38.230
Mrs. Herk, do you
live here with anyone

00:20:38.320 --> 00:20:39.589
besides your husband
and your daughter?

00:20:39.613 --> 00:20:40.613
Well, there's...

00:20:42.450 --> 00:20:44.737
Where's Nina?

00:20:52.209 --> 00:20:55.247
Jesus.

00:20:55.337 --> 00:20:58.079
Puggy.

00:20:58.174 --> 00:20:59.630
Nina?!

00:20:59.675 --> 00:21:01.416
My God, the woman of the house.

00:21:01.510 --> 00:21:02.625
I have to go.

00:21:02.720 --> 00:21:04.256
Nina? That's you?

00:21:06.474 --> 00:21:07.930
What's your name?

00:21:08.017 --> 00:21:09.803
Puggy.

00:21:09.852 --> 00:21:11.183
Puggy.

00:21:11.270 --> 00:21:12.601
Nina!

00:21:12.688 --> 00:21:16.272
I don't think they
know I live here.

00:21:16.358 --> 00:21:18.565
I won't tell.

00:21:39.965 --> 00:21:41.126
There was another shooter.

00:21:41.217 --> 00:21:42.252
What do you mean?

00:21:42.343 --> 00:21:43.343
What do I mean?

00:21:43.385 --> 00:21:44.875
What do you mean,
what do I mean?

00:21:44.929 --> 00:21:46.573
I mean there was another
shooter, is what I mean.

00:21:46.597 --> 00:21:49.180
So, did you take care
of the job or not?

00:21:49.266 --> 00:21:50.506
Not.

00:21:50.601 --> 00:21:52.592
We”, did the other
shooter take care of it?

00:21:52.686 --> 00:21:53.801
Hold on a second.

00:21:56.440 --> 00:21:58.351
Not right now, okay?

00:21:58.400 --> 00:22:00.391
It's cool, man.

00:22:00.444 --> 00:22:01.559
Hello?!

00:22:01.654 --> 00:22:03.144
Yeah, I'm here.

00:22:03.239 --> 00:22:05.039
We want this job finished
as soon as possible.

00:22:05.115 --> 00:22:07.072
You got that right.

00:22:08.244 --> 00:22:09.359
I'll tell you who did it.

00:22:09.453 --> 00:22:10.818
It's probably some goddamn kids.

00:22:10.913 --> 00:22:12.870
'Cause these goddamn
kids today...

00:22:12.957 --> 00:22:16.871
They all got goddamn guns, and
they're all sniffing glue!

00:22:16.919 --> 00:22:18.785
Any additional
insights, Mr. Herk?

00:22:18.879 --> 00:22:21.211
Any information can
help us to protect you.

00:22:21.298 --> 00:22:24.402
I seriously doubt that you or any other
member of the police force in this town

00:22:24.426 --> 00:22:26.713
could protect their own
dicks with both hands.

00:22:26.762 --> 00:22:28.878
Thank you for that observation.

00:22:28.973 --> 00:22:30.714
I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt,

00:22:30.766 --> 00:22:32.882
unless Mrs. Herk wants
to press charges.

00:22:32.977 --> 00:22:34.684
Hey... kids.

00:22:34.770 --> 00:22:37.182
"I" want to press charges!
Cuff him!

00:22:37.273 --> 00:22:39.105
My hands are kind
of full right now,

00:22:39.191 --> 00:22:41.102
what with holding
my dick and all.

00:22:41.193 --> 00:22:43.059
This "Killer" thing's
really stupid, Matt.

00:22:43.112 --> 00:22:44.477
Yes, ma'am.

00:22:47.950 --> 00:22:49.941
Good... now you and
your shithead kid

00:22:50.035 --> 00:22:52.743
can get the hell out of
here and never come back.

00:22:52.788 --> 00:22:54.654
Thanks for everything.

00:22:54.748 --> 00:22:56.330
I'll walk you out.

00:23:00.004 --> 00:23:01.540
Go get the Geo, will you, Matt?

00:23:01.630 --> 00:23:02.665
You have a Geo?

00:23:02.756 --> 00:23:05.589
<i>A Metro, the ID'. coupe,
or the hatchback?</i>

00:23:05.634 --> 00:23:08.422
My biological father
sells them in Tulsa.

00:23:08.512 --> 00:23:11.630
If the salesman tried to pitch you on
free undercoating, it's total bullshit.

00:23:11.724 --> 00:23:13.510
They fall apart
before they rust.

00:23:13.601 --> 00:23:17.219
60% of the parts are made from
recycled plastic soda bottles.

00:23:17.313 --> 00:23:18.519
It's true.

00:23:18.606 --> 00:23:20.472
Listen, I'm sorry my
husband's such an idiot.

00:23:20.566 --> 00:23:22.853
He's probably really upset
because someone shot his TV.

00:23:22.943 --> 00:23:24.149
No, he's an idiot.

00:23:24.236 --> 00:23:26.273
Do you think someone's
trying to kill him?

00:23:26.363 --> 00:23:27.603
God, I hope so.

00:23:27.698 --> 00:23:29.814
What does a guy like
Arthur do for a living?

00:23:29.909 --> 00:23:31.820
He's an executive at
Penultra Corporation.

00:23:31.911 --> 00:23:33.868
I did an article on them once.

00:23:33.954 --> 00:23:36.742
They built the jail downtown
where the plumbing doesn't work.

00:23:36.832 --> 00:23:38.414
I called it "Crapital
Punishment."

00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:40.912
Eliot Arnold "from" The Herald?

00:23:41.003 --> 00:23:42.368
I used to read your column.

00:23:42.463 --> 00:23:44.454
You were so funny.
What happened?

00:23:44.548 --> 00:23:46.459
I lost my sense of
humor in the divorce.

00:23:47.718 --> 00:23:49.584
How does a guy like Arthur

00:23:49.678 --> 00:23:51.965
end up with someone like you?

00:23:52.014 --> 00:23:53.846
I married him when
Jenny was little.

00:23:53.933 --> 00:23:55.844
My first husband left
us kind of early,

00:23:55.935 --> 00:23:58.302
and we had to move to this
crappy little apartment.

00:23:58.354 --> 00:24:00.686
And I met Arthur. He
was different then.

00:24:00.773 --> 00:24:02.709
I keep looking up divorce
lawyers in the phone book,

00:24:02.733 --> 00:24:04.502
but then I think about
that horrible apartment.

00:24:04.526 --> 00:24:06.483
It's unavailable.
"I" live there.

00:24:11.408 --> 00:24:12.489
Can I borrow this?

00:24:12.534 --> 00:24:14.024
I'm totally into The
Seminal Fluids.

00:24:14.078 --> 00:24:15.819
Arthur threw mine out
at the car wash.

00:24:15.871 --> 00:24:17.157
He doesn't think it's music

00:24:17.247 --> 00:24:19.238
unless somebody's
playing an accordion.

00:24:19.333 --> 00:24:20.789
I'll drive.

00:24:33.597 --> 00:24:35.463
I say we blame the whole evening

00:24:35.557 --> 00:24:38.345
on rap music and too much
violence on television.

00:24:38.435 --> 00:24:40.847
You could yell at me if it'd
make you feel more dad-like.

00:24:40.896 --> 00:24:42.227
I don't want to yell at you.

00:24:42.314 --> 00:24:43.600
Why don't we talk?

00:24:43.691 --> 00:24:45.853
You and I... let's just talk.

00:24:45.943 --> 00:24:47.104
Come on.

00:24:47.194 --> 00:24:48.810
Okay. Mom wanted
me to remind you

00:24:48.904 --> 00:24:51.191
that the alimony
check is due Monday.

00:24:51.281 --> 00:24:52.191
See?

00:24:52.282 --> 00:24:53.568
That wasn't so hard.

00:24:53.659 --> 00:24:54.820
Look, Matt...

00:24:54.910 --> 00:24:56.867
Dad, I messed up tonight.
Everybody messes up.

00:24:56.912 --> 00:24:58.994
You know that better
than anybody.

00:24:59.081 --> 00:25:00.537
So all I'm saying is

00:25:00.582 --> 00:25:02.310
I don't think I need any
fatherly advice from you

00:25:02.334 --> 00:25:03.745
about how to live my life

00:25:03.836 --> 00:25:06.328
when you're not doing such
a hot job living "yours."

00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:13.421
Hey, we're talking.

00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:16.004
Okay. Now it's my turn.

00:25:17.808 --> 00:25:19.719
Up yours, you little shithead.

00:25:20.602 --> 00:25:22.092
Your turn.

00:25:28.235 --> 00:25:29.566
Puggy.

00:25:29.611 --> 00:25:31.648
Puggy.

00:25:34.283 --> 00:25:36.775
I bring you some lunch.

00:25:47.171 --> 00:25:50.380
Listen ...I love you.

00:26:02.144 --> 00:26:03.805
You see? You see the difference?

00:26:03.896 --> 00:26:05.478
You ask a guy what he wants...

00:26:05.564 --> 00:26:07.976
Tits or an ugly fish...
See what he tells you.

00:26:08.067 --> 00:26:11.105
Probably... Tits!
I gotta boogie.

00:26:11.153 --> 00:26:13.064
Hey, she should be leaning over

00:26:13.155 --> 00:26:14.816
for maximum exposure.

00:26:14.907 --> 00:26:16.113
Maximum exposure...

00:26:18.535 --> 00:26:19.821
Maximum exposure?

00:26:21.205 --> 00:26:22.661
That's advertising terminology.

00:26:22.748 --> 00:26:23.829
Oh, I see.

00:26:23.916 --> 00:26:25.532
To what do I owe this pleasure?

00:26:25.626 --> 00:26:27.162
Uh, did you happen to lose

00:26:27.252 --> 00:26:29.584
a pair of reading
glasses last night?

00:26:29.671 --> 00:26:31.161
I don't wear glasses.

00:26:31.256 --> 00:26:33.668
Oh, well, then, I guess I
made the trip for nothing.

00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:36.421
Nonsense. I'll need them one day...
not right this minute.

00:26:36.512 --> 00:26:38.128
Well, things change.
I'll need them.

00:26:38.222 --> 00:26:39.963
Um, hey, could I offer
you some coffee?

00:26:40.057 --> 00:26:41.388
That would be wonderful.

00:26:41.475 --> 00:26:44.012
It's more of a dare than
an offer, actually.

00:26:44.103 --> 00:26:45.163
Did the police find anything?

00:26:45.187 --> 00:26:47.098
Well, after meeting Arthur,

00:26:47.189 --> 00:26:49.180
they figure I'm the
primary suspect.

00:26:51.610 --> 00:26:53.521
So...

00:26:53.612 --> 00:26:56.195
How do you, uh... like it?

00:26:56.281 --> 00:26:59.819
Oh, light and ...sweet.

00:27:05.415 --> 00:27:06.530
Oh.

00:27:10.462 --> 00:27:11.372
Mmm!

00:27:11.463 --> 00:27:13.045
Uh. Mm. Oh!

00:27:15.008 --> 00:27:18.467
♪ J' Where are you, where
are you, Yolanda? N“

00:27:18.554 --> 00:27:21.342
4? What happened, what
happened, Yolanda? N“

00:27:21.390 --> 00:27:25.384
N I searched for you, I
searched for you, Yolanda N“

00:27:25.477 --> 00:27:26.717
If You're not there If

00:27:26.812 --> 00:27:28.519
I forgot my jacket.

00:27:33.026 --> 00:27:34.687
Got room for a third?

00:27:35.988 --> 00:27:38.855
No harm in asking.

00:27:44.288 --> 00:27:45.653
I hope I didn't hurt you.

00:27:45.747 --> 00:27:47.533
No, no, that's...

00:27:47.583 --> 00:27:49.185
Didn't know I was, um...
Well, we should go.

00:27:49.209 --> 00:27:50.324
Let's... let's, uh...

00:27:50.419 --> 00:27:51.909
Yeah. It's probably a good idea.

00:27:52.004 --> 00:27:53.460
You should go.

00:27:55.132 --> 00:27:57.169
Mmm.

00:27:57.259 --> 00:27:58.624
Later that day,

00:27:58.719 --> 00:28:02.053
Arthur Herk stopped by to have
a friendly chat with his boss.

00:28:03.307 --> 00:28:04.547
Morning, douche bag.

00:28:04.641 --> 00:28:05.722
Arthur?

00:28:05.809 --> 00:28:08.551
Jesus. What happened
to your hair?

00:28:08.645 --> 00:28:10.556
It's a wig, you moron.
Don't act stupid.

00:28:10.606 --> 00:28:12.222
I know you know what's going on.

00:28:12.274 --> 00:28:14.766
Those dickwads upstairs are
trying to have me whacked!

00:28:14.818 --> 00:28:16.921
Hey, hey, first of all, those
decisions are made way over my head.

00:28:16.945 --> 00:28:18.423
And secondly, you stole
money from them, Arthur!

00:28:18.447 --> 00:28:20.404
What do you expect them to do?!

00:28:20.449 --> 00:28:23.487
Look, bitch, you take that express
elevator upstairs to the top floor,

00:28:23.577 --> 00:28:26.535
and you tell those sugar-cane-sucking
scumbags to lay off,

00:28:26.622 --> 00:28:29.080
or I'm gonna blow the lid
on this whole operation!

00:28:29.124 --> 00:28:30.810
You're putting me in a
very awkward position.

00:28:30.834 --> 00:28:32.416
No, no, no. No, no, no. No. No.

00:28:32.502 --> 00:28:34.834
An awkward position is what
"you're" going to be in

00:28:34.922 --> 00:28:40.543
when the FBI is shining a
proctoscope up your big, fat ass!

00:28:40.636 --> 00:28:44.675
I have evidence,
and I'll use it!

00:28:44.765 --> 00:28:46.255
He didn't have evidence,

00:28:46.350 --> 00:28:48.091
but he knew where
he could get some.

00:28:48.185 --> 00:28:50.768
And that made Arthur Herk
a very dangerous man.

00:28:50.812 --> 00:28:52.598
Arthur may not have
been a genius,

00:28:52.648 --> 00:28:55.561
but he did know that the bullet
that went through Xena's head

00:28:55.651 --> 00:28:57.813
was meant for "his."

00:28:57.903 --> 00:29:00.381
Penultra Construction had arranged
for the hit when they discovered

00:29:00.405 --> 00:29:03.022
Arthur had been skimming
money from the company.

00:29:03.116 --> 00:29:07.280
Up until yesterday, Arthur
Herk had been their bagman.

00:29:07.329 --> 00:29:10.447
Gentlemen... we have a problem.

00:29:10.540 --> 00:29:12.281
Can I get personal?

00:29:12.376 --> 00:29:14.367
Oh, "now" you're asking?

00:29:14.461 --> 00:29:15.997
Your daughter really likes you.

00:29:16.088 --> 00:29:18.079
Yeah. We have a pretty
good relationship.

00:29:18.173 --> 00:29:21.336
The divorce, Arthur... she doesn't
throw any of that in your face?

00:29:21.426 --> 00:29:23.884
Oh, I told Jenny a long time
ago that I wasn't perfect.

00:29:23.971 --> 00:29:25.427
She tried to accept my mistakes,

00:29:25.514 --> 00:29:27.630
and I try to accept hers.

00:29:27.724 --> 00:29:28.839
Sounds simple.

00:29:28.976 --> 00:29:30.512
Well, I mean, it
wasn't that simple

00:29:30.602 --> 00:29:34.220
when she came home with a
scorpion tattooed on her butt.

00:29:34.314 --> 00:29:35.554
Matt hates me.

00:29:35.649 --> 00:29:37.435
He basically thinks I'm a loser.

00:29:37.526 --> 00:29:40.769
He "called“ me a loser, so
I called him a shithead."

00:29:40.862 --> 00:29:43.103
If we had bad teeth, we could
go on "Jerry Springer."

00:29:44.741 --> 00:29:47.483
So, what you're telling me
is that her mom beat you up?

00:29:47.536 --> 00:29:49.197
Well, she's in pretty
good shape, man.

00:29:49.288 --> 00:29:50.473
I mean, she could snap
you like a toothpick.

00:29:50.497 --> 00:29:51.407
Hey.

00:29:51.498 --> 00:29:52.498
Hi.

00:29:52.541 --> 00:29:53.997
You... don't stare at my boobs.

00:29:54.042 --> 00:29:55.908
So, did they give you
points for the kill?

00:29:56.003 --> 00:29:58.040
No, they said it didn't count.

00:29:58.130 --> 00:30:00.292
Well, I know this won't
end till it ends,

00:30:00.382 --> 00:30:02.168
so I'd like to get
this over with.

00:30:02.259 --> 00:30:04.045
You can squirt me tonight
over at Bayside.

00:30:04.136 --> 00:30:06.093
I'll be outside The Gap
at around 8:00, okay?

00:30:06.179 --> 00:30:07.590
Okay.

00:30:07.681 --> 00:30:09.601
And you... don't look at
my ass when I walk away.

00:30:09.641 --> 00:30:10.927
I can't make that promise.

00:30:13.353 --> 00:30:14.593
Whoa.

00:30:14.688 --> 00:30:16.520
"You can squirt me tonight
down at Bayside."

00:30:16.606 --> 00:30:19.223
You're gonna remember that line
when you're an old dude, dude.

00:30:19.318 --> 00:30:21.525
You looking at her ass? Yeah.

00:30:23.488 --> 00:30:25.445
There's some things
I'd like to know.

00:30:25.532 --> 00:30:28.615
For instance, who's the guy
running around with the rifle?

00:30:28.702 --> 00:30:32.036
And who in the hell is the guy
jumping on me from out of a tree?

00:30:32.122 --> 00:30:33.122
What guy in a tree?

00:30:33.206 --> 00:30:34.412
That's what "I'm" wondering.

00:30:34.499 --> 00:30:35.864
Look, you brought us down here

00:30:35.917 --> 00:30:37.557
to do a simple job...
In, out, bing, bang.

00:30:37.586 --> 00:30:40.669
All of a sudden, I got Geronimo
running into the house

00:30:40.756 --> 00:30:42.622
and Tarzan landing
on my coconut.

00:30:42.716 --> 00:30:44.673
Your primary concern
is to finish this job

00:30:44.760 --> 00:30:46.876
before a certain party
shoots his mouth off.

00:30:48.305 --> 00:30:49.420
Excuse me.

00:30:50.932 --> 00:30:51.932
Nice.

00:30:54.227 --> 00:30:56.639
Gentlemen, would you mind putting
out your cigars, please?

00:30:56.730 --> 00:30:58.186
Come again? I asked...

00:30:58.273 --> 00:31:00.435
Would you mind putting
out your cigars, please?

00:31:00.525 --> 00:31:02.311
As a matter of fact,
I would mind.

00:31:02.402 --> 00:31:04.734
Well, you see, the reason I ask...
all due respect...

00:31:04.780 --> 00:31:06.896
I got a great New York
strip sitting over there,

00:31:06.990 --> 00:31:08.901
cost me $27 and change,

00:31:08.992 --> 00:31:10.608
and it tastes like
I'm eating a cigar.

00:31:10.702 --> 00:31:12.613
Listen, ace, number one,
you're eating a steak

00:31:12.704 --> 00:31:14.194
at a place called
Joe's Stone Crab.

00:31:14.289 --> 00:31:15.654
And number two,

00:31:15.749 --> 00:31:17.911
there's no rule that
says we can't smoke.

00:31:17.959 --> 00:31:19.950
Well, number one,
my name is not Ace.

00:31:20.045 --> 00:31:22.753
And number two, I'm not
talking about rules here.

00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:23.920
I'm talking about manners.

00:31:23.965 --> 00:31:25.000
You see, there is no rule

00:31:25.092 --> 00:31:27.254
that says I can't come over here

00:31:27.302 --> 00:31:28.838
and fart on your entree,

00:31:28.929 --> 00:31:30.135
but I don't do it.

00:31:30.222 --> 00:31:32.554
Why? Because it's
not good manners.

00:31:32.641 --> 00:31:35.429
So I ask you again in
the nicest possible way

00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.851
to please put out
the cigars, okay?

00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:43.401
Aahhh!

00:31:46.405 --> 00:31:47.895
Thank you.

00:31:47.989 --> 00:31:49.801
I hope you realize you've
just committed assault.

00:31:49.825 --> 00:31:51.907
I know, I know... You
know, I remember a time

00:31:51.993 --> 00:31:53.825
was you actually had
to hit somebody.

00:31:56.164 --> 00:31:57.404
You go tell your employer

00:31:57.499 --> 00:32:00.617
it's gonna cost him
another 10 G's apiece.

00:32:00.669 --> 00:32:01.830
Okay.

00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:03.606
But we want this finished
as soon as possible.

00:32:03.630 --> 00:32:05.371
We”, believe me, we
don't want to spend

00:32:05.465 --> 00:32:07.581
any more time in this garden
spot than we have to.

00:32:07.676 --> 00:32:09.667
Got that right.

00:32:09.761 --> 00:32:12.879
Whoa. Look at those wheels.

00:32:12.973 --> 00:32:15.135
Douche bag's probably some
kind of drug kingpin.

00:32:15.225 --> 00:32:17.341
Bet he's got a helicopter
and a big-ass boat

00:32:17.436 --> 00:32:19.677
and a pad down in the
Bahamas like a tax shelter.

00:32:19.771 --> 00:32:22.854
Stayed in one of them shelters once.
Didn't like it much.

00:32:22.941 --> 00:32:25.148
I'm tired of living
foot to mouth.

00:32:25.235 --> 00:32:26.566
Let's go to The Jackal.

00:32:26.653 --> 00:32:28.564
There's something I want to do.

00:32:28.655 --> 00:32:30.737
I don't want to mess
with that bartender

00:32:30.824 --> 00:32:32.656
and his baseball bat.

00:32:49.301 --> 00:32:50.712
In the lightweight division.

00:32:50.760 --> 00:32:52.029
Heather is from Woodland
Hills, California.

00:32:52.053 --> 00:32:53.384
What do you see right away?

00:32:53.472 --> 00:32:55.179
She's got very good balance.

00:32:55.223 --> 00:32:56.509
She's got good muscularity.

00:32:56.558 --> 00:32:59.016
She's going through a
routine right now.

00:33:00.770 --> 00:33:02.306
Hello, Mr. Herk.

00:33:03.732 --> 00:33:05.222
Something to drink?

00:33:07.694 --> 00:33:09.025
I need a missile.

00:33:09.070 --> 00:33:12.358
This for you? This
is personal missile?

00:33:12.449 --> 00:33:14.816
What the flying
shit do you care?

00:33:14.910 --> 00:33:16.526
Usually you drop money,

00:33:16.578 --> 00:33:17.864
somebody else pick up equipment.

00:33:17.913 --> 00:33:19.199
What, are you keeping a diary?

00:33:19.247 --> 00:33:20.863
You got a goddamn
missile or not?

00:33:20.957 --> 00:33:22.914
Right now, do not have missile.

00:33:22.959 --> 00:33:24.700
Missile wery hard to get.

00:33:24.753 --> 00:33:26.243
Well, I want you to try

00:33:26.296 --> 00:33:28.754
"wery" goddamn hard
to get a missile.

00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:30.126
You got me, comrade?

00:33:30.217 --> 00:33:32.049
You pay?

00:33:36.681 --> 00:33:38.046
$ 10,000.

00:33:39.768 --> 00:33:42.226
Maybe I have item for you.

00:33:49.361 --> 00:33:50.442
What the hell is that?

00:33:50.529 --> 00:33:51.690
Bomb.

00:33:51.780 --> 00:33:53.111
Looks like a garbage disposal.

00:33:53.198 --> 00:33:56.031
Is big bomb. Take a look.

00:34:03.124 --> 00:34:04.740
Okay.

00:34:05.585 --> 00:34:07.622
I'm not long for this place.

00:34:07.712 --> 00:34:09.919
My brother's working
security at the airport.

00:34:10.006 --> 00:34:11.121
Big time.

00:34:11.216 --> 00:34:14.299
Oh, yeah. Check "this" out.

00:34:14.386 --> 00:34:16.593
Well, we're not
supposed to carry guns.

00:34:16.680 --> 00:34:19.422
Well, we're not supposed to
drink on the job either.

00:34:20.850 --> 00:34:24.809
All right. Let's reconnoiter
back here at 2100 hours.

00:34:26.898 --> 00:34:29.014
10:00.

00:34:33.863 --> 00:34:40.075
<i>II</i> I can feel it coming
in the air tonight <i>If</i>

00:34:40.161 --> 00:34:42.619
<i>N Oh, Lord N</i>

00:34:45.875 --> 00:34:47.661
Just one brave
Gator fan to call.

00:34:47.711 --> 00:34:48.854
Where are the Gator fans now?

00:34:48.878 --> 00:34:50.314
All you Gator fans
call when you win.

00:34:50.338 --> 00:34:52.875
But now that you lose, you don't
have the guts to call in.

00:34:52.966 --> 00:34:54.877
I'm waiting for one, just one...

00:34:54.968 --> 00:34:56.424
What the hell are Gators?

00:34:56.511 --> 00:34:57.672
Football... college.

00:34:57.762 --> 00:34:59.252
Morons. Mm-hmm.

00:34:59.347 --> 00:35:01.759
I'm a Gator fan,
and I'm calling.

00:35:01.850 --> 00:35:03.306
And what do you have to say?

00:35:03.393 --> 00:35:05.555
Well, you said we don't
have the guts to call,

00:35:05.645 --> 00:35:07.135
and I'm calling.

00:35:07.230 --> 00:35:10.188
That's it? You're calling
to say you're calling?

00:35:10.275 --> 00:35:12.107
This town gives me a headache.

00:35:12.193 --> 00:35:14.981
Why do you think he'd come
here, a guy like that?

00:35:15.030 --> 00:35:17.192
Good job, nice house,
plenty of cheese.

00:35:17.282 --> 00:35:20.365
What... what's he doing
in a shithole like this?

00:35:20.452 --> 00:35:21.738
Maybe it's Happy Hour.

00:35:23.163 --> 00:35:24.904
I might as well have a
bucket over my head.

00:35:24.998 --> 00:35:27.080
Keep walking. Don't do
nothing stupid in there.

00:35:27.167 --> 00:35:29.249
As far as I'm concerned,
this whole idea is stupid.

00:35:29.336 --> 00:35:32.704
I think we got Gator fans.

00:35:32.797 --> 00:35:35.164
Is that a squirt gun
in your pocket,

00:35:35.216 --> 00:35:37.332
or were you happy to see me?

00:35:40.347 --> 00:35:42.258
So, where are we gonna do this?

00:35:42.349 --> 00:35:44.511
We don't want to make a
scene, like last time.

00:35:44.601 --> 00:35:46.370
Well, there's a parking
lot behind the drugstore.

00:35:46.394 --> 00:35:47.884
Sounds like a good place to die.

00:35:47.979 --> 00:35:51.188
Maybe you could buy me
some lip gloss afterwards.

00:35:53.068 --> 00:35:54.399
Are you staring at her ass?

00:35:54.486 --> 00:35:56.193
You're "not?"

00:35:57.572 --> 00:35:58.858
Whip out your pistol, cowboy.

00:35:58.907 --> 00:36:00.363
Where do you want
me to shoot you?

00:36:00.408 --> 00:36:02.365
Why don't you shoot
her in the crotch?

00:36:02.410 --> 00:36:03.491
You could be like a couple.

00:36:03.536 --> 00:36:05.026
This is a friend of yours?

00:36:05.121 --> 00:36:07.078
How about I just shoot
you on your hand?

00:36:07.123 --> 00:36:09.706
My first hand job.

00:36:11.169 --> 00:36:13.456
Freeze!

00:36:13.546 --> 00:36:14.786
Aaah!

00:36:14.881 --> 00:36:16.463
Move, move, move!
Who's shooting?

00:36:16.549 --> 00:36:17.960
Andrew, come on!

00:36:18.051 --> 00:36:19.382
Come on, Andrew!

00:36:19.469 --> 00:36:21.085
Uhh!

00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:22.260
Holy shit. Oh, shit.

00:36:22.347 --> 00:36:23.347
Holy shit.

00:36:23.431 --> 00:36:24.546
Aah!

00:36:31.898 --> 00:36:34.856
At that very moment,
Officers Romero and Kramitz

00:36:34.943 --> 00:36:37.059
were headed westbound
on Biscayne Boulevard.

00:36:37.153 --> 00:36:38.393
Three months earlier,

00:36:38.446 --> 00:36:40.813
they had been involved in a
scuffle with a crack dealer

00:36:40.907 --> 00:36:43.490
at the very intersection they
were now passing through.

00:36:44.911 --> 00:36:48.245
Romero's shirt had been torn
open in the altercation,

00:36:48.289 --> 00:36:49.779
revealing a red bustier

00:36:49.874 --> 00:36:52.787
from the Victoria's Secret's
"Desire" collection.

00:36:52.877 --> 00:36:55.790
Kramitz had never gotten
it out of his mind.

00:37:00.969 --> 00:37:03.961
So, I was thinking maybe you and
me could get together sometime.

00:37:04.055 --> 00:37:06.092
Walter, do you want
to have sex with me?

00:37:06.182 --> 00:37:08.139
Walter couldn't believe it.

00:37:08.184 --> 00:37:10.846
Had he somehow found the
wormhole in the universe

00:37:10.937 --> 00:37:13.099
that guys have been
seeking for eons...

00:37:13.148 --> 00:37:15.059
The wormhole that
would allow him

00:37:15.150 --> 00:37:17.938
to bypass all the talking
and talking and talking

00:37:17.986 --> 00:37:19.317
and just do it?

00:37:19.404 --> 00:37:20.860
Walter thought hard

00:37:20.947 --> 00:37:23.300
about how he would phrase his
response to Monica's question.

00:37:23.324 --> 00:37:24.655
Yeah.

00:37:24.743 --> 00:37:26.325
Well, I don't want to
have sex with you.

00:37:26.411 --> 00:37:27.321
You're a married man.

00:37:27.412 --> 00:37:29.528
Yeah, but not happily.

00:37:29.622 --> 00:37:31.158
Man with a gun.

00:37:31.249 --> 00:37:33.206
Police! Put the gun
down right now!

00:37:33.293 --> 00:37:35.000
It's not my gun. Some guy...

00:37:35.086 --> 00:37:36.167
Put down the gun!

00:37:41.593 --> 00:37:43.049
I'm a very good student.

00:37:43.136 --> 00:37:44.626
Shut up, punk. Officer Kramitz,

00:37:44.721 --> 00:37:46.962
he looks about as menacing
as a Backstreet Boy.

00:37:47.015 --> 00:37:48.756
Can I talk to him for a second?

00:37:49.851 --> 00:37:50.761
What's your name?

00:37:50.852 --> 00:37:52.138
Andrew Ryan.

00:37:52.228 --> 00:37:53.908
Andrew Ryan, what are
you doing with a gun?

00:37:53.980 --> 00:37:56.722
Some weird guy was
shooting at us.

00:37:56.816 --> 00:37:58.682
He dropped it, and I
picked it up and ran.

00:37:58.777 --> 00:37:59.777
Who's "us"?

00:37:59.819 --> 00:38:01.981
My friends... Matt and Jenny.

00:38:02.030 --> 00:38:03.520
Police! Police!

00:38:03.615 --> 00:38:05.572
That's correct. We
are the police.

00:38:05.658 --> 00:38:07.569
Jack Pendick, Big Sky Security.

00:38:07.660 --> 00:38:09.321
There was a girl in
the parking lot,

00:38:09.370 --> 00:38:11.236
and they were gonna
shoot her with a gun.

00:38:11.331 --> 00:38:13.823
Hmm. Let me guess...
A squirt gun, right?

00:38:13.917 --> 00:38:15.157
Yeah.

00:38:15.251 --> 00:38:18.835
Mr. Pendick, does this
firearm belong to you?

00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:20.166
Yes.

00:38:20.256 --> 00:38:21.792
No.

00:38:21.925 --> 00:38:24.963
Have you been drinking
tonight, Mr. Pendick?

00:38:25.053 --> 00:38:26.589
Absolutely not.

00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:33.425
Go get him, Walter.

00:38:36.397 --> 00:38:38.559
Stick 'em up.

00:38:47.867 --> 00:38:49.073
Remember me?

00:38:49.160 --> 00:38:50.400
No.

00:38:50.495 --> 00:38:51.495
Ugh!

00:38:51.579 --> 00:38:53.695
I ain't done with you yet.

00:38:53.748 --> 00:38:54.954
Open the cash register.

00:38:57.085 --> 00:38:59.873
Reach for that baseball bat,
and I blow your head off.

00:39:03.466 --> 00:39:04.956
Okay, Eddie, go get it.

00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:22.186
A little bit too much.

00:39:22.235 --> 00:39:24.226
The choreography is starting to lag.
There you go.

00:39:27.407 --> 00:39:28.818
Get the big bills first.

00:39:28.908 --> 00:39:30.364
Which big bills?

00:39:30.451 --> 00:39:32.442
This one or the other one?

00:39:32.537 --> 00:39:34.323
Where's the money? I have money.

00:39:41.588 --> 00:39:44.000
$ 18?!

00:39:44.090 --> 00:39:45.090
What kind of bar is this?

00:39:45.133 --> 00:39:46.339
Business very bad.

00:39:46.426 --> 00:39:47.757
Is bad location.

00:39:47.844 --> 00:39:50.085
Snake, check it out. It's the
kingpin with the Fag Jag.

00:39:51.890 --> 00:39:53.426
You... give me your watch.

00:40:00.523 --> 00:40:03.106
Oh ...nice.

00:40:03.151 --> 00:40:05.893
All right. Now give
me your wallet.

00:40:21.753 --> 00:40:22.959
What's in there?

00:40:23.046 --> 00:40:24.046
A bomb.

00:40:24.130 --> 00:40:25.461
Right. No, it's a bomb.

00:40:25.548 --> 00:40:27.308
These guys are Russians,
and they sell bombs.

00:40:27.342 --> 00:40:29.629
Bombs? No bombs. Is bar...
Is bar.

00:40:29.677 --> 00:40:32.669
Hey, Eddie open the suitcase.

00:40:35.099 --> 00:40:37.306
What if it "is" a bomb?

00:40:37.352 --> 00:40:39.684
Well, then you'll get blown
up, and nobody will miss you.

00:40:39.771 --> 00:40:40.771
Open it.

00:40:46.194 --> 00:40:48.151
Looks like a garbage disposal.

00:40:48.196 --> 00:40:49.982
Nah, it's a time-lock
safe thing.

00:40:50.031 --> 00:40:51.817
Probably got drugs
or emeralds in it.

00:40:53.201 --> 00:40:55.067
Snake, let's get the
hell out of here.

00:40:55.161 --> 00:40:57.243
I think I hear one of
them silent alarms.

00:40:57.330 --> 00:40:59.742
Are your wheels outside?
Give me the keys.

00:41:06.756 --> 00:41:08.042
All right, latch
up the suitcase.

00:41:08.132 --> 00:41:10.027
We're going for a ride.
Kingpin's coming with us.

00:41:10.051 --> 00:41:11.862
No, no, no, you don't want me.
You don't want me.

00:41:11.886 --> 00:41:13.530
You want these guys.
These guys are Russians.

00:41:13.554 --> 00:41:16.171
They have missiles. There's...
Shut up, asshole!

00:41:16.265 --> 00:41:17.676
Snake, I think we
done pretty good.

00:41:17.725 --> 00:41:19.011
Why don't we just call it a day?

00:41:19.060 --> 00:41:20.391
We got an opportunity
here, Eddie.

00:41:20.436 --> 00:41:21.914
Now, maybe you don't
see it, but I do.

00:41:21.938 --> 00:41:23.804
And that's why I'm
me, and you're you.

00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:26.085
This guy's probably got lots of
cool shit back at his place.

00:41:26.109 --> 00:41:28.045
So that's where we're going,
and we're taking this with us.

00:41:28.069 --> 00:41:32.028
I bet it's pure
14-karat gold in there.

00:41:32.907 --> 00:41:36.070
It's heavy.

00:41:36.160 --> 00:41:37.742
Pick it up.

00:41:39.872 --> 00:41:41.237
You...

00:41:41.332 --> 00:41:44.324
Get back around here
with your friend.

00:41:51.300 --> 00:41:53.712
That'll teach you to hit
people with baseball bats.

00:41:53.803 --> 00:41:55.339
Sit down!

00:41:57.974 --> 00:42:00.716
If you assholes try to call
the cops after we leave,

00:42:00.810 --> 00:42:04.098
the next bullet goes
through your head.

00:42:05.940 --> 00:42:07.226
Let's go!

00:42:07.316 --> 00:42:08.397
Kingpin!

00:42:10.862 --> 00:42:14.025
Gator fans.

00:42:14.115 --> 00:42:15.776
And the Japanese doctor says,

00:42:15.867 --> 00:42:18.234
"Lady, you have Ed
Zachary disease."

00:42:18.327 --> 00:42:20.238
And the lady goes,

00:42:20.288 --> 00:42:23.246
"Oh, no, Ed Zachary disease.
What does it mean?"

00:42:23.291 --> 00:42:24.873
And the doctor says,

00:42:24.959 --> 00:42:29.169
"It mean your face look Ed
Zachary like your ass."

00:42:29.255 --> 00:42:30.711
Get it?

00:42:30.798 --> 00:42:35.508
"Your... your face look "Ed
Zachary" like your ass."

00:42:36.888 --> 00:42:38.094
Ooh!

00:42:38.181 --> 00:42:40.343
Who thinks this shit up, huh?

00:42:41.934 --> 00:42:44.266
The point is that all these
Gators ever do is talk trash.

00:42:44.312 --> 00:42:46.457
Then when they lose, you don't
hear a peep out of them.

00:42:46.481 --> 00:42:48.893
Well, I'm a Gator fan, and I'm
talking to you right now.

00:42:48.941 --> 00:42:50.272
So what's your problem?

00:42:50.359 --> 00:42:53.351
You said we don't have the
guts to call, and I'm call...

00:42:53.446 --> 00:42:54.857
These guys need a hobby.

00:42:56.157 --> 00:42:57.443
There's our guy.

00:42:57.533 --> 00:42:59.490
And I believe that's Tarzan.

00:42:59.577 --> 00:43:02.160
Where do you think they're going...
our boy's house?

00:43:02.246 --> 00:43:03.486
"Ed Zachary."

00:43:07.001 --> 00:43:08.867
Officer.

00:43:08.961 --> 00:43:10.417
Officer, what's going on?

00:43:10.505 --> 00:43:12.542
Well, we had a little shooting,

00:43:12.632 --> 00:43:14.919
but we got it under
control, Miss...

00:43:15.009 --> 00:43:17.797
Weintraub... Heather Weintraub.

00:43:17.887 --> 00:43:20.595
Pretty name.

00:43:20.681 --> 00:43:23.423
I want to talk to your two friends.
Any idea where they are?

00:43:23.518 --> 00:43:26.931
They probably went
back to Jenny's house.

00:43:28.606 --> 00:43:31.519
Officer Kramitz!

00:43:31.609 --> 00:43:34.021
10-4.

00:43:34.112 --> 00:43:36.319
Well, we gotta take
care of something.

00:43:36.405 --> 00:43:38.396
Official business. Code seven.

00:43:38.491 --> 00:43:40.653
See you later.

00:43:40.701 --> 00:43:43.614
Let's move! Nothing to see here!

00:43:43.704 --> 00:43:44.704
Let's go!

00:43:44.789 --> 00:43:46.496
You ready to roll?

00:43:46.582 --> 00:43:48.994
Let me drive, okay?

00:43:53.381 --> 00:43:55.122
The house where the TV got shot.

00:44:02.932 --> 00:44:04.639
Didn't we do this last night?

00:44:04.725 --> 00:44:06.636
Mm-hmm. They're in
the living room.

00:44:09.397 --> 00:44:12.355
Strip poker. Strip poker...
Now, "that's" a good game.

00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.311
"This" is a stupid game.

00:44:14.402 --> 00:44:17.690
Dad, no offense, but only a moron
would mistake that for a real gun.

00:44:17.738 --> 00:44:19.194
You could've been killed.

00:44:19.240 --> 00:44:21.277
And where's your
partner in crime?

00:44:21.367 --> 00:44:22.528
Andrew? He ran the other way.

00:44:22.577 --> 00:44:23.863
Did anybody call the police?

00:44:23.953 --> 00:44:26.365
I'm making coffee.
Do you want some?

00:44:26.455 --> 00:44:27.616
I'll call the police.

00:44:32.628 --> 00:44:33.868
New TV?

00:44:33.921 --> 00:44:36.208
Arthur bought it this afternoon.

00:44:36.299 --> 00:44:39.712
God forbid he should miss
"Xena: Warrior Princess."

00:45:02.950 --> 00:45:05.612
If we don't shoot somebody
soon, I'm gonna forget how.

00:45:05.703 --> 00:45:06.818
Let's do it.

00:45:09.123 --> 00:45:11.560
Well, I suppose you're right. Technically,
it's not an emergency, but...

00:45:11.584 --> 00:45:12.978
Will you please hold and
your call will be...

00:45:13.002 --> 00:45:14.367
The police just put me on hold.

00:45:15.671 --> 00:45:17.878
I, uh, met with a
divorce attorney today.

00:45:18.966 --> 00:45:20.923
Jenny?

00:45:20.968 --> 00:45:25.257
Those kids won't be happy
till they get arrested.

00:45:28.559 --> 00:45:30.550
Hi. We're friends of Arthur's.

00:45:33.648 --> 00:45:35.059
Hello. Hello! Hello!

00:45:35.149 --> 00:45:36.765
Your call is very important...

00:45:36.817 --> 00:45:38.353
Everybody shut up!

00:45:38.444 --> 00:45:40.339
Unless you wanna get shot
where the sun don't shine.

00:45:40.363 --> 00:45:42.090
Don't think I don't know
where that is either!

00:45:42.114 --> 00:45:43.821
Ugh!

00:45:45.701 --> 00:45:46.907
A shot.

00:45:46.994 --> 00:45:49.452
Maybe the pantyhose gang
beat us to the draw.

00:45:49.538 --> 00:45:51.745
Again with the TV. Shut up.

00:45:53.376 --> 00:45:55.333
Take that stupid
thing off your head.

00:45:57.421 --> 00:45:58.661
Yeah, nice place.

00:45:58.756 --> 00:46:00.622
What are you, Martha Stewart?

00:46:00.716 --> 00:46:02.798
Make yourself useful
and tie everybody up.

00:46:02.885 --> 00:46:04.091
With what?

00:46:04.178 --> 00:46:05.964
911 operator. This
is Eliot Arnold.

00:46:09.016 --> 00:46:10.016
This.

00:46:12.895 --> 00:46:15.933
Well, I can only do a slipknot,
a double knot, and a...

00:46:16.023 --> 00:46:17.980
What do you call it? The bowman.

00:46:18.067 --> 00:46:19.603
What do you want?

00:46:19.694 --> 00:46:23.028
You going for eagle scout?
Tie 'em up.

00:46:35.251 --> 00:46:38.460
Baptist church two blocks over.

00:46:38.546 --> 00:46:40.787
FBI Agent Pat Greer. Alan Seitz.

00:46:42.258 --> 00:46:43.794
How can I help FBI?

00:46:43.884 --> 00:46:47.218
Well, you can tell FBI where
the suitcase is, Ivan.

00:46:47.305 --> 00:46:48.841
My name is John. Sure it is.

00:46:48.931 --> 00:46:51.047
Your name is John, and
you're just a hardworking,

00:46:51.142 --> 00:46:52.928
law-abiding, small
immigrant businessman,

00:46:53.019 --> 00:46:55.351
running a shithole bar where you got...
no customers.

00:46:55.438 --> 00:46:57.020
Bad location. Yes, it is.

00:46:57.106 --> 00:46:59.209
I'd like to take a look around
the back room right there,

00:46:59.233 --> 00:47:00.519
the one with all the locks.

00:47:00.568 --> 00:47:01.568
You have warrant?

00:47:01.652 --> 00:47:03.518
Ain't that heartwarming?

00:47:03.571 --> 00:47:06.484
You know, the way a man can
come here from another country,

00:47:06.574 --> 00:47:08.531
and in just a short
time here in America,

00:47:08.617 --> 00:47:10.483
he has embraced our way
of living to the point

00:47:10.578 --> 00:47:13.036
where he wants to know
if we got a warrant.

00:47:13.080 --> 00:47:16.198
Don't that just warm the cockles
of your heart, Agent Seitz?

00:47:16.292 --> 00:47:18.329
It warms the shit
out of my cockles.

00:47:18.419 --> 00:47:20.285
My cockles are burning.

00:47:20.379 --> 00:47:22.336
We don't need a warrant.

00:47:22.423 --> 00:47:24.084
You see, we're
operating under...

00:47:24.175 --> 00:47:26.737
What's that thing called we're
operating under again, Agent Seitz?

00:47:26.761 --> 00:47:29.378
Special Executive Order 768-04.

00:47:29.472 --> 00:47:32.806
That's it... Special Executive Order
768-04, which basically means that,

00:47:32.892 --> 00:47:34.678
if it's a matter of
national security,

00:47:34.769 --> 00:47:37.727
we can send a search party and a
Doberman pinscher up your ass.

00:47:37.772 --> 00:47:39.228
I want lawyer.

00:47:39.273 --> 00:47:40.559
Did you hear that, Agent Seitz?

00:47:40.649 --> 00:47:42.060
He want lawyer.

00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:44.100
As is his right under
our Constitution,

00:47:44.195 --> 00:47:45.195
which we hold sacred.

00:47:45.279 --> 00:47:46.769
Want me to shoot him
in the forehead?

00:47:46.864 --> 00:47:48.354
Yeah, go ahead.

00:47:48.449 --> 00:47:49.780
Just playing. Come here.

00:47:49.867 --> 00:47:52.529
My partner wants to shoot
you in the forehead,

00:47:52.620 --> 00:47:55.703
which I have absolutely no
doubt that he can legally do

00:47:55.790 --> 00:47:57.997
under Special Executive
Order 768...

00:47:58.084 --> 00:47:59.700
<i>Dash 04. Dash 04.</i>

00:47:59.794 --> 00:48:01.751
Now, me, I'm thinking,
wouldn't it be better

00:48:01.837 --> 00:48:04.124
if you just reached into
your pocket, got the keys,

00:48:04.215 --> 00:48:05.956
and showed me around
that back room...

00:48:06.050 --> 00:48:08.291
The one with all the locks.

00:48:09.387 --> 00:48:10.593
Yes? Hi, Mrs. Herk.

00:48:10.638 --> 00:48:12.094
Do you mind if we talk to Jenny

00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:13.992
about something that
happened at Bayside tonight?

00:48:14.016 --> 00:48:15.952
She's not in trouble, but it's
important that we talk to her.

00:48:15.976 --> 00:48:18.455
Oh, Jenny's not here... Do you
mind if we come in for a minute?

00:48:18.479 --> 00:48:19.719
No, no. 1-1 mean, yes, I mind.

00:48:19.814 --> 00:48:21.600
I mean... Monica.

00:48:21.690 --> 00:48:24.127
What do we have here? If it ain't
a Dick and a Dickless Tracy.

00:48:24.151 --> 00:48:25.170
You're making a big mistake.

00:48:25.194 --> 00:48:27.652
Story of my life.

00:48:29.240 --> 00:48:30.401
What's happening?

00:48:30.491 --> 00:48:32.135
Well, moron number one
is tying up the family.

00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:33.570
So take the shot.

00:48:33.661 --> 00:48:35.305
Well, I would, but moron
number two just came back

00:48:35.329 --> 00:48:36.785
with a couple of Miami's finest.

00:48:36.872 --> 00:48:38.988
Hold on. Hold it a second.

00:48:39.083 --> 00:48:41.916
We have a "Die Hard“ situation
developing in the kitchen."

00:48:42.002 --> 00:48:44.039
What? There's a guy
there in the kitchen.

00:48:44.130 --> 00:48:45.586
A guy? What... what's he doing?

00:48:45.673 --> 00:48:47.539
Well, my guess is he's
either gonna whack 'em

00:48:47.633 --> 00:48:49.590
with a rolling pin or he's
gonna bake 'em a cake.

00:48:49.677 --> 00:48:51.259
It could go either
way with this crew.

00:48:51.345 --> 00:48:53.256
Holy shit!

00:48:53.347 --> 00:48:55.088
Betty Crocker's
got a squirt gun.

00:48:55.182 --> 00:48:56.547
Let me look.

00:48:56.642 --> 00:48:58.804
Forget about it. This is
better than Pay-Per-View.

00:48:58.894 --> 00:49:01.135
There goes the warranty,

00:49:01.230 --> 00:49:03.187
and here comes The Iron Chef.

00:49:03.274 --> 00:49:07.313
One wrong move, and you'll
be crapping lead for a week.

00:49:07.403 --> 00:49:08.768
Snake.

00:49:10.281 --> 00:49:12.488
Who are you? You talking to me?

00:49:12.575 --> 00:49:14.316
Uh-huh. I'm your
worst nightmare.

00:49:14.410 --> 00:49:16.096
I want you to lower the gun
and get the hell out of here.

00:49:16.120 --> 00:49:19.613
Otherwise, I bust a cap
and drop this loser.

00:49:19.707 --> 00:49:22.950
I ain't going nowhere without
that kingpin's suitcase.

00:49:23.043 --> 00:49:24.043
Take it.

00:49:39.768 --> 00:49:43.011
On second thought, why
don't you just waste him?

00:49:43.063 --> 00:49:45.805
Better yet, I'll do it for you.

00:49:49.445 --> 00:49:52.858
Moron number two just got
moron number one all wet.

00:49:52.907 --> 00:49:55.239
Gimme. I-I ain't
never seen that.

00:49:55.326 --> 00:49:58.159
They got enough stuff back there
to fight a war in North Korea,

00:49:58.245 --> 00:50:00.612
but no suitcase, and Ivan
here doesn't seem to know

00:50:00.706 --> 00:50:02.162
what suitcase I'm talking about.

00:50:02.249 --> 00:50:03.910
Ivan, I know what
you're thinking.

00:50:04.001 --> 00:50:06.743
You're thinking you can use the
suitcase as a bargaining chip.

00:50:06.837 --> 00:50:08.703
You tell us where it
is, we go easy on you.

00:50:08.756 --> 00:50:10.372
I-I bet that's what
you're thinking.

00:50:10.466 --> 00:50:12.048
Isn't it, Ivan?

00:50:12.134 --> 00:50:13.499
Oy!

00:50:13.594 --> 00:50:14.709
Ugh!

00:50:14.803 --> 00:50:17.511
Don't be a baby, Ivan.
It's just your foot.

00:50:17.598 --> 00:50:20.056
It's what we at the bureau
call an extremity shot.

00:50:20.100 --> 00:50:21.636
Generally, the victim survives.

00:50:21.727 --> 00:50:25.766
They don't do so good with
what we call a torso shot.

00:50:25.856 --> 00:50:27.312
What you think, Ivan?

00:50:27.399 --> 00:50:29.936
You want to experience
a torso shot?

00:50:30.027 --> 00:50:32.894
I tell you who has suitcase.

00:50:32.947 --> 00:50:34.608
I'd get a bolt lock for this.

00:50:34.698 --> 00:50:37.190
There's some really
bad people out there.

00:50:37.284 --> 00:50:38.866
We're out of phone cord.
What about him?

00:50:38.911 --> 00:50:40.072
He's coming with us.

00:50:40.162 --> 00:50:41.323
So is she. No!

00:50:41.413 --> 00:50:43.575
Where are we going? The Bahamas.

00:50:43.624 --> 00:50:47.208
I hear they go pretty easy
on kingpins in the Bahamas.

00:50:47.294 --> 00:50:48.705
Ugh!

00:50:48.796 --> 00:50:49.957
Money.

00:50:51.173 --> 00:50:52.413
Excuse me?

00:50:52.508 --> 00:50:54.749
There's 5 grand in my pocket!

00:50:54.843 --> 00:50:55.878
Okay.

00:50:57.721 --> 00:50:59.928
Kingpins ain't so tough.

00:50:59.974 --> 00:51:01.590
What you driving?

00:51:01.684 --> 00:51:05.097
Chevy Caprice with a 354
barrel and positraction.

00:51:05.145 --> 00:51:06.431
Not bad.

00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:07.686
Keys.

00:51:09.316 --> 00:51:11.478
I'm not getting into
that Fag Jag again.

00:51:11.569 --> 00:51:13.310
It's built by Ford now.

00:51:13.404 --> 00:51:14.404
Okay.

00:51:14.488 --> 00:51:17.230
Let's go.

00:51:21.412 --> 00:51:22.412
Eddie.

00:51:22.454 --> 00:51:23.454
Yeah?

00:51:23.497 --> 00:51:25.033
Eddie, you drive.

00:51:25.124 --> 00:51:27.582
Britney Spears, in the back.

00:51:27.668 --> 00:51:29.158
Eddie...

00:51:31.755 --> 00:51:33.291
Let's go.

00:51:33.382 --> 00:51:35.293
Moses, you're flying coach.

00:51:44.560 --> 00:51:46.346
Got enough leg room?

00:51:47.187 --> 00:51:49.144
Buckle up, ma'am.

00:51:51.191 --> 00:51:52.977
Let's go.

00:51:53.027 --> 00:51:54.893
I ain't never drove
one of these before.

00:51:54.987 --> 00:51:57.445
It ain't a spaceship, asshole.
Drive.

00:51:59.241 --> 00:52:00.356
The gate.

00:52:00.451 --> 00:52:02.943
No shit. Back up slow.
It'll open.

00:52:10.753 --> 00:52:13.165
You got the brake on, asshole.

00:52:13.255 --> 00:52:15.121
Don't call me...

00:52:17.885 --> 00:52:19.046
Asshole!

00:52:20.596 --> 00:52:22.462
Mrs. Anna!

00:52:22.556 --> 00:52:24.638
Nina! They took Jenny!

00:52:26.060 --> 00:52:27.846
Quick, quick! Come on.

00:52:27.895 --> 00:52:30.512
Here... grab this. You
don't wanna push... pull.

00:52:31.482 --> 00:52:33.348
I'm going after them.

00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:35.562
Okay, I'm going with you!

00:52:35.653 --> 00:52:37.018
Yeah, me too.

00:52:37.071 --> 00:52:38.357
I love Puggy!

00:52:38.405 --> 00:52:39.770
Hey, wait.

00:52:39.865 --> 00:52:41.026
Hey...

00:52:42.284 --> 00:52:43.570
Wait for me! I'm the police!

00:52:43.661 --> 00:52:45.277
Monica, you got to
get yourself loose.

00:52:45.371 --> 00:52:47.557
Call Dispatch. Tell them to get
somebody out to the airport.

00:52:47.581 --> 00:52:49.993
I'll handle this. Walter!

00:52:50.084 --> 00:52:51.165
Oh.

00:52:51.251 --> 00:52:53.583
If you remember,
call that number.

00:52:53.671 --> 00:52:56.538
Tell a Miss Heather
Weintraub I might be late.

00:52:56.590 --> 00:52:58.331
Walter! Walter!

00:53:02.930 --> 00:53:04.616
That boy leads an
interesting life, don't he?

00:53:04.640 --> 00:53:06.597
What are you doing'? He's
attached to the cop.

00:53:06.684 --> 00:53:09.346
That copper can't do anything to
us cuffed to that shelving unit.

00:53:09.436 --> 00:53:11.665
Even though that shelf is brass,
it's not the cheap stuff.

00:53:11.689 --> 00:53:14.376
All the phone lines are cut. We gotta
get outside and yell for the neighbors.

00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.232
Help me... You can't make me!

00:53:17.820 --> 00:53:20.903
Help me or I will crush
you like a goddamn bug.

00:53:20.989 --> 00:53:23.230
Just take the shot and let's
get the hell to the airport.

00:53:23.283 --> 00:53:25.900
You got it. The longer we stay
down here, the weirder it gets.

00:53:25.953 --> 00:53:28.741
You got that right...
Weirdsville, USA.

00:53:28.831 --> 00:53:30.742
Damn! What the hell
are you doing?

00:53:30.791 --> 00:53:33.749
On three, we're gonna smash
this thing through the door.

00:53:33.794 --> 00:53:34.875
Like shit, we are!

00:53:34.962 --> 00:53:36.293
One, two...

00:53:36.380 --> 00:53:38.420
That's glass, you moron.
You're gonna get us killed!

00:53:38.465 --> 00:53:40.206
Three! No! No! No, no, no!

00:53:41.719 --> 00:53:42.800
Aaaah!

00:53:49.810 --> 00:53:51.767
Did you get him? I think so.
He went down.

00:53:51.812 --> 00:53:53.348
Cop went down, too. Goddamn dog.

00:53:53.439 --> 00:53:54.520
Weirdsville, USA.

00:53:54.606 --> 00:53:56.472
You got that right.

00:53:56.567 --> 00:53:57.181
Get up!

00:53:57.276 --> 00:53:59.017
Ugh! Ugh! It got my face!

00:53:59.111 --> 00:54:00.772
It got my face!

00:54:00.821 --> 00:54:03.438
We can get some help if
we can get this thing up.

00:54:03.490 --> 00:54:05.982
You okay there, officer?

00:54:06.076 --> 00:54:07.191
Who are you?

00:54:07.286 --> 00:54:09.653
Pat Greer. Alan Seitz. Herk?

00:54:09.747 --> 00:54:10.987
<i>Yeah, that's Hark.</i>

00:54:11.081 --> 00:54:12.116
Can you uncuff me?

00:54:12.207 --> 00:54:14.244
Not now. Mr. Herk,
I'm with the FBI.

00:54:14.334 --> 00:54:15.824
I need to know where
that suitcase is.

00:54:15.878 --> 00:54:18.620
Oh, my God, she's
coming to get me!

00:54:18.672 --> 00:54:20.288
<i>The dog, Mr. Hark? No, her'.!</i>

00:54:20.382 --> 00:54:21.622
Who? You know!

00:54:21.717 --> 00:54:23.458
Her!

00:54:23.552 --> 00:54:26.465
Herk! Herk! Herk! Herk!

00:54:26.513 --> 00:54:28.049
Oh, my God! She knows my name!

00:54:28.140 --> 00:54:30.507
She knows everything! She's
coming to take my soul!

00:54:33.520 --> 00:54:35.306
<i>Mr. Hark, can you hear me?</i>

00:54:35.355 --> 00:54:38.143
Mr. Herk, can you hear me?
This is very important.

00:54:38.233 --> 00:54:40.019
I need to know where
that suitcase is.

00:54:40.110 --> 00:54:42.101
Oh, God! Please don't
let her take my soul!

00:54:42.154 --> 00:54:43.861
Please don't. Please.

00:54:43.947 --> 00:54:45.437
What the hell is
he talking about?

00:54:45.532 --> 00:54:46.647
I don't know.

00:54:46.700 --> 00:54:48.316
How close did he
get to that toad?

00:54:48.410 --> 00:54:49.650
Like face-first.

00:54:49.703 --> 00:54:51.193
Bufotenine... Hell
of an hallucinogen.

00:54:53.040 --> 00:54:54.997
He's gone. He won't be
coming back any time soon.

00:54:57.127 --> 00:54:59.334
Discovery Channel. Oh,
please, don't hurt me!

00:54:59.379 --> 00:55:02.041
Listen, we have reason to believe
that Mr. Herk had a suitcase,

00:55:02.132 --> 00:55:03.622
possibly made of
metal, very heavy.

00:55:03.717 --> 00:55:05.333
Have you seen it?
Yeah, they had it.

00:55:05.385 --> 00:55:06.875
Who's "they"? An
idiot named Snake.

00:55:06.929 --> 00:55:09.796
Him and a possibly even bigger
idiot took the suitcase,

00:55:09.890 --> 00:55:12.382
two hostages, and what sounded
like my squad car, so...

00:55:12.476 --> 00:55:13.841
Where did they go?
You wanna know?

00:55:13.894 --> 00:55:15.580
Take me with you. We don't
have time for games.

00:55:15.604 --> 00:55:17.561
This is a very important
federal matter.

00:55:17.648 --> 00:55:19.184
Hey, if you don't uncuff me,

00:55:19.274 --> 00:55:22.016
you can stick your very
important federal matter

00:55:22.069 --> 00:55:24.652
right up your big federal ass.

00:55:28.742 --> 00:55:30.198
Turn right! Can't
you see the sign?

00:55:48.637 --> 00:55:51.533
You sure they said the airport? Absolutely.
They kept talking about the Bahamas.

00:55:51.557 --> 00:55:52.797
Did anybody open that suitcase?

00:55:52.891 --> 00:55:54.302
Not that I saw. What's in it?

00:55:54.393 --> 00:55:57.351
The guy we left back
there, the frog kisser...

00:55:57.396 --> 00:55:59.057
Uh, actually, it's a toad.

00:56:00.816 --> 00:56:04.025
Anyway, the toad lover's
an illegal weapons trader.

00:56:04.069 --> 00:56:06.189
Weapons? That's what's in the suitcase?
You mean guns?

00:56:07.823 --> 00:56:09.814
Well, how bad can it be, right?
It's a suitcase.

00:56:09.908 --> 00:56:11.865
We're not talking about
a nuclear bomb, right?

00:56:13.495 --> 00:56:14.951
Right?

00:56:18.667 --> 00:56:21.034
Okay, we gotta pick a road.

00:56:21.128 --> 00:56:23.244
Arrivals or departures?

00:56:23.338 --> 00:56:27.002
We're arriving, but...
then we're departing.

00:56:27.092 --> 00:56:29.709
Which one, Snake?

00:56:29.803 --> 00:56:31.589
What do "you" think?

00:56:31.680 --> 00:56:33.887
I think you guys should
turn yourselves in

00:56:33.932 --> 00:56:36.299
and plead not guilty by
reason of stupidity.

00:56:38.312 --> 00:56:39.427
Departures.

00:56:47.195 --> 00:56:48.276
It'll be okay.

00:56:48.363 --> 00:56:49.569
Dad!

00:56:57.706 --> 00:56:59.617
Was that a goat?

00:56:59.708 --> 00:57:01.039
Dad!

00:57:04.046 --> 00:57:06.287
Where did they get that stuff?
Russia.

00:57:06.381 --> 00:57:09.193
Don't the Russians have controls on that
kind of thing? You'd faint if you knew.

00:57:09.217 --> 00:57:10.777
A few months ago,
somebody got a warhead

00:57:10.802 --> 00:57:12.947
out of a missile-dismantlement
facility in a place called...

00:57:12.971 --> 00:57:15.383
Sergijev Posad... Not
far from Moscow.

00:57:15.474 --> 00:57:16.714
Beautiful churches there.

00:57:19.561 --> 00:57:21.097
Travel Channel.

00:57:21.188 --> 00:57:24.146
Anyway, somebody who knew what
they were doing modified it.

00:57:24.232 --> 00:57:26.461
Dumped it on some guys who run a
place here called The Jolly Jackal.

00:57:26.485 --> 00:57:27.600
The bar?

00:57:27.653 --> 00:57:30.236
That bar has more
AK-47's than Budweiser.

00:57:30.322 --> 00:57:32.905
So can they set it off? Best
we know, flip three switches,

00:57:32.991 --> 00:57:34.447
and you got 45 minutes
to clear out.

00:57:34.534 --> 00:57:35.774
45 minutes.

00:57:35.827 --> 00:57:38.239
Man, I guess it was bound
to happen one day.

00:57:38.330 --> 00:57:40.116
What makes you think
this is the first time?

00:57:40.207 --> 00:57:41.948
Never mind which time this is.

00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:43.937
The important thing is we got those
assholes trapped at the airport,

00:57:43.961 --> 00:57:45.730
and until we say further,
no plane is taking off.

00:57:45.754 --> 00:57:47.461
You can do that?

00:58:02.771 --> 00:58:04.057
Okay, let's go.

00:58:04.147 --> 00:58:05.888
I'm gonna have this
pointed right at you,

00:58:05.983 --> 00:58:07.394
so don't do something stupid.

00:58:07.484 --> 00:58:09.725
How would you even know if
I did something stupid?

00:58:09.820 --> 00:58:11.811
I'll know. Believe me, I
can tell the difference.

00:58:11.905 --> 00:58:13.020
Eddie, open the trunk.

00:58:13.115 --> 00:58:15.277
If you don't do like I say,

00:58:15.367 --> 00:58:17.047
you know what's gonna
happen to you, right?

00:58:17.077 --> 00:58:19.193
You're gonna shoot me?
You got that right.

00:58:22.290 --> 00:58:24.657
Okay, let's go.
Bring the suitcase.

00:58:29.631 --> 00:58:31.872
I hope you're not gonna
give me a ticket for this.

00:58:31.967 --> 00:58:33.833
If I don't see them,
I don't write them.

00:58:36.013 --> 00:58:37.799
Everything is very, very wrong.

00:58:37.889 --> 00:58:40.347
Don't worry. They'll never make
it through airport security.

00:58:52.237 --> 00:58:53.398
We're gonna miss our flight.

00:58:53.488 --> 00:58:55.229
You see what the problem is?

00:58:55.323 --> 00:58:57.485
I don't know. There's some
kind of commotion up there.

00:58:57.576 --> 00:59:00.068
There might be something
about it on the radio...

00:59:00.162 --> 00:59:03.154
Not now, not tonight, but when
they play a game and lose,

00:59:03.248 --> 00:59:05.080
I don't hear a peep
from Gator fans.

00:59:05.167 --> 00:59:07.625
Well, you're not hearing
what "I'm" saying.

00:59:07.711 --> 00:59:09.418
I'm saying that I
"am" a Gator fan,

00:59:09.504 --> 00:59:11.120
and I'm calling you now, okay?

00:59:11.214 --> 00:59:13.376
So I don't understand
what the problem is,

00:59:13.425 --> 00:59:16.008
or are you just not...

00:59:30.692 --> 00:59:32.274
Was that a goat?

00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:35.068
Let's get the hell out of here.

00:59:38.617 --> 00:59:41.905
Passengers, please
go to the exit...

00:59:45.290 --> 00:59:47.076
Hey, Snake.

00:59:47.125 --> 00:59:48.911
Huh?

00:59:51.963 --> 00:59:56.708
Smoking is not permitted...

01:00:01.306 --> 01:00:03.798
Well, we want to
arrive in the Bahamas,

01:00:03.850 --> 01:00:05.557
but... we want to depart.

01:00:05.644 --> 01:00:07.180
This is a joke, right?

01:00:07.270 --> 01:00:09.307
Stop making fun of us, okay?

01:00:09.397 --> 01:00:11.263
Let's go.

01:00:13.401 --> 01:00:14.766
Yeah?

01:00:14.820 --> 01:00:16.561
We need four tickets
to the Bahamas,

01:00:16.655 --> 01:00:18.111
one-way, next flight you got.

01:00:18.156 --> 01:00:19.396
Nassau or Freeport?

01:00:19.491 --> 01:00:21.107
The Bahamas.

01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:23.947
Nassau and Freeport
"are" in the Bahamas.

01:00:24.037 --> 01:00:26.074
Whichever's next.

01:00:26.164 --> 01:00:28.656
There's a 10:50
flight to Freeport.

01:00:28.750 --> 01:00:31.617
Four one-way tickets are
gonna run you $360.

01:00:31.711 --> 01:00:34.954
Okay, take it out of there.

01:00:48.103 --> 01:00:49.831
Okay, I'm gonna need the
names of the passengers.

01:00:49.855 --> 01:00:50.811
John Smith.

01:00:50.856 --> 01:00:53.223
And the other passengers, sir?

01:00:53.316 --> 01:00:54.226
John Smith.

01:00:54.317 --> 01:00:55.933
You're all John Smith?

01:00:56.027 --> 01:00:57.859
Everybody.

01:00:59.447 --> 01:01:01.654
I'll need some photo I .D., sir.

01:01:04.035 --> 01:01:05.116
There you go.

01:01:05.203 --> 01:01:08.912
Okay, then, family Smith.

01:01:11.877 --> 01:01:14.164
Have a nice vacation.

01:01:14.254 --> 01:01:16.746
Step through, please.

01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:18.126
Come on.

01:01:19.426 --> 01:01:20.291
Unh-unh. WoComputer check.

01:01:20.385 --> 01:01:21.841
Computer check!

01:01:21.887 --> 01:01:23.002
Hold it.

01:01:23.054 --> 01:01:24.544
Snake, this ain't
gonna work, man.

01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:26.380
They got Xerox machines
up there and shit.

01:01:26.474 --> 01:01:28.181
I'm so sick of
your bad attitude.

01:01:28.268 --> 01:01:31.056
Just let me do some
thinking, okay?

01:01:31.146 --> 01:01:33.012
Bag check.

01:01:33.106 --> 01:01:34.813
Step through, please.

01:01:34.900 --> 01:01:36.356
Bag check.

01:01:36.443 --> 01:01:38.229
Bag check.

01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:40.061
Computer check.

01:01:40.155 --> 01:01:42.237
Computer check. All
right, step through.

01:01:42.324 --> 01:01:44.190
Okay, let's go.

01:01:48.079 --> 01:01:49.865
Step through, please.

01:01:51.833 --> 01:01:52.833
Step through, please.

01:01:55.670 --> 01:01:56.705
Bag check.

01:01:56.796 --> 01:01:58.002
Bag check.

01:01:58.089 --> 01:01:59.420
Bag check.

01:01:59.507 --> 01:02:02.169
Bag check.

01:02:02.260 --> 01:02:04.001
Bag check.

01:02:05.013 --> 01:02:06.013
Is this yours?

01:02:06.097 --> 01:02:07.883
It's mine.

01:02:07.974 --> 01:02:10.932
Bring it over here
and open it, please.

01:02:11.019 --> 01:02:12.384
Do it.

01:02:12.479 --> 01:02:13.389
Bag check.

01:02:13.438 --> 01:02:15.054
Bag check.

01:02:15.106 --> 01:02:16.688
Bag check.

01:02:19.861 --> 01:02:21.727
What is this?

01:02:21.821 --> 01:02:23.437
A garbage disposal. Bag check.

01:02:23.531 --> 01:02:25.067
A garbage disposal? Portable.

01:02:25.158 --> 01:02:27.024
Bag check. Bag check.

01:02:27.118 --> 01:02:29.029
You'll have to turn it on.

01:02:29.120 --> 01:02:32.579
It's got a timer. Grounds up
your garbage while you're out.

01:02:32.666 --> 01:02:33.872
Bag check.

01:02:33.959 --> 01:02:35.074
Bag check.

01:02:37.462 --> 01:02:38.748
Bag check.

01:02:38.838 --> 01:02:40.203
Bag check!

01:02:40.298 --> 01:02:41.959
Okay.

01:02:42.050 --> 01:02:43.540
Let's go.

01:02:49.224 --> 01:02:50.224
Over there.

01:03:00.819 --> 01:03:02.981
They shot my radio!

01:03:03.071 --> 01:03:04.982
Dad, the goat kicked
your Geo's ass.

01:03:05.073 --> 01:03:07.690
The car is a piece
of shit, okay?

01:03:09.244 --> 01:03:11.201
We're gonna get Jenny.

01:03:19.379 --> 01:03:21.620
Goddamn goats.

01:03:21.673 --> 01:03:23.664
Boy, does this town
give me spielkas.

01:03:23.758 --> 01:03:24.758
You got that right.

01:03:44.195 --> 01:03:45.526
This isn't gonna work.

01:03:45.613 --> 01:03:46.757
If you can get up to
that service road,

01:03:46.781 --> 01:03:49.489
you can hook over to Douglas.

01:03:49.576 --> 01:03:53.160
We”, see if this guy will let
me squeeze in front of him.

01:03:53.246 --> 01:03:55.157
Excuse me!

01:03:57.625 --> 01:03:58.865
Excuse me.

01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:01.327
Got a little emergency. You
mind if we get through here?

01:04:01.379 --> 01:04:02.665
♪ J' Come Friday night... N“

01:04:08.053 --> 01:04:10.169
Look, he's coming
to take our order.

01:04:10.263 --> 01:04:12.675
What do you guys want?

01:04:12.724 --> 01:04:16.433
You ever hear of Special
Executive Order 768-04?

01:04:16.519 --> 01:04:17.805
No, what is it?

01:04:19.230 --> 01:04:22.564
It's a powerful
law-enforcement tool.

01:04:22.650 --> 01:04:24.561
<i>♪♪ ...Hard workin' man ♪♪</i>

01:04:24.652 --> 01:04:26.859
Ugh! Ohh!

01:04:26.905 --> 01:04:31.115
♪♪ I got it all on the line for
a piece of the promised land ♪♪

01:04:31.201 --> 01:04:32.657
Ohh! Ohh!

01:04:32.744 --> 01:04:36.829
♪♪ And I'm burnin' my
candle at both... ♪♪

01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:40.707
♪♪ ...Right with it ♪♪

01:04:40.794 --> 01:04:42.535
♪♪ I got what you need... ♪♪

01:04:43.922 --> 01:04:44.922
What country are we in?

01:04:45.006 --> 01:04:46.622
All right, Anna,
you come with me.

01:04:46.716 --> 01:04:48.081
Matt, you take Nina with you.

01:04:48.176 --> 01:04:49.883
You see those idiots,
you come and get me.

01:04:49.928 --> 01:04:51.214
You got it? Okay.

01:04:52.972 --> 01:04:54.212
What about me?

01:04:54.307 --> 01:04:55.797
Find a cop.

01:04:58.144 --> 01:04:59.885
I need help right now.

01:04:59.938 --> 01:05:02.145
There's a hostage situation
here at the airport.

01:05:02.232 --> 01:05:04.064
Where? I don't know where.

01:05:04.150 --> 01:05:06.517
Well, we can't help you, can we?

01:05:06.611 --> 01:05:09.603
You got a twin brother
works at Bayside? Maybe.

01:05:09.697 --> 01:05:11.062
I need to use your phone.

01:05:11.157 --> 01:05:13.177
That's for airport security
personnel and cops only.

01:05:13.201 --> 01:05:15.192
I "am" a cop. Can't
you see the uniform?

01:05:15.286 --> 01:05:16.902
Where's your badge?
It was stolen.

01:05:16.996 --> 01:05:20.114
Where's your gun, your flashlight?
They were stolen, too.

01:05:20.208 --> 01:05:24.202
Look, are you gonna help me, or are you
gonna be a big, fat, stupid asshole?

01:05:24.295 --> 01:05:26.377
Strip search!

01:05:26.464 --> 01:05:28.205
Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.

01:05:28.299 --> 01:05:31.542
Fly By Air Flight 2038
to lovely Freeport

01:05:31.636 --> 01:05:34.094
is now ready for
passenger boarding.

01:05:34.139 --> 01:05:36.255
You can get on the plane.

01:05:36.349 --> 01:05:38.465
Right this way. Thank you.

01:05:38.560 --> 01:05:40.267
Thank you. Have a nice trip.

01:05:40.311 --> 01:05:43.599
Ah, Mr. And Mrs. Kraft,
happy honeymoon.

01:05:43.648 --> 01:05:44.934
Thanks a lot.

01:05:44.983 --> 01:05:48.567
Oh, the John Smiths.
I'll check that for you.

01:05:48.653 --> 01:05:50.269
I-I-I-I-It rides with us.

01:05:50.321 --> 01:05:52.437
I-I-I-I-It doesn't
'cause it's too big.

01:05:52.490 --> 01:05:54.481
FAA regulations. You
know, I just...

01:05:54.576 --> 01:05:56.442
Too big for "most"
airlines, I mean.

01:05:56.494 --> 01:05:58.826
Right this way. Let me
help you with that crate.

01:06:00.373 --> 01:06:02.865
Okay, right this way.

01:06:05.628 --> 01:06:07.289
Come on.

01:06:16.514 --> 01:06:17.970
Ahh.

01:06:20.310 --> 01:06:22.142
Where's Mr. Smith going?

01:06:23.188 --> 01:06:24.098
Aw, screw it.

01:06:24.189 --> 01:06:25.850
Let's go! Get out of there!

01:06:25.940 --> 01:06:27.180
Hey!

01:06:27.275 --> 01:06:28.811
Get in there.

01:06:30.361 --> 01:06:31.317
Puggy!

01:06:31.362 --> 01:06:32.318
Nina.

01:06:32.363 --> 01:06:33.444
Where's Jenny?

01:06:33.531 --> 01:06:34.817
They took her on the plane.

01:06:34.908 --> 01:06:36.023
Dad!

01:06:37.202 --> 01:06:38.363
They got on the plane.

01:06:38.453 --> 01:06:40.945
They took Jenny. Fly
By Air, Gate J-4.

01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:42.495
All right, find a cop.

01:06:42.540 --> 01:06:44.247
Any cop!

01:06:46.711 --> 01:06:49.499
Puggy, are you okay?

01:06:52.467 --> 01:06:54.583
Welcome to Fly By
Air Flight 2036...

01:06:54.677 --> 01:06:55.677
2038.

01:06:55.762 --> 01:06:57.218
Flight 2038 to Freeport.

01:06:57.305 --> 01:06:58.841
I'm Captain Justin Hobart,

01:06:58.932 --> 01:07:01.299
and this is my
copilot, Jan Vigushin.

01:07:01.392 --> 01:07:03.474
In a minute, we're gonna
be closing the door,

01:07:03.561 --> 01:07:05.802
giving you a safety briefing,
then we'll be on our way.

01:07:05.897 --> 01:07:07.808
"Hey, how about we go“ now?"

01:07:07.899 --> 01:07:10.937
Sir, we have to finish the
pref light checklist.

01:07:11.027 --> 01:07:12.688
It's for your safety, sir.

01:07:12.737 --> 01:07:15.650
I got my safety right
here, asshole.

01:07:24.582 --> 01:07:26.060
Okay, we're gonna
make this real easy.

01:07:26.084 --> 01:07:27.449
This is how it's gonna work.

01:07:27.544 --> 01:07:29.376
Let's get the suitcase
out of here quick

01:07:29.462 --> 01:07:30.497
and as quiet as possible.

01:07:30.588 --> 01:07:31.588
Got it.

01:07:31.673 --> 01:07:33.380
Aah!

01:07:33.466 --> 01:07:35.548
Ohh!

01:07:39.597 --> 01:07:41.588
Your jurisdiction.

01:07:54.904 --> 01:07:56.565
Gentlemen.

01:07:59.242 --> 01:08:01.904
Well, Miami sucks...

01:08:01.995 --> 01:08:04.157
but the cops are kind of nice.

01:08:04.247 --> 01:08:05.908
You got that right.

01:08:07.959 --> 01:08:10.121
Hey... start the plane.

01:08:10.211 --> 01:08:11.576
Uh, we have to close the door,

01:08:11.671 --> 01:08:12.940
and we don't have
clearance from the tower.

01:08:12.964 --> 01:08:14.525
I'll take care of the
goddamn door, zit-face.

01:08:14.549 --> 01:08:17.211
Now start the plane, or I'll
blow your zit-face heads off.

01:08:18.511 --> 01:08:20.468
Snake. What?

01:08:24.392 --> 01:08:25.473
Oh, shit.

01:08:30.148 --> 01:08:32.185
This is Fly By Air 2036...

01:08:32.275 --> 01:08:33.640
38. 38.

01:08:33.735 --> 01:08:35.897
We have a man on the
plane with a gun.

01:08:35.987 --> 01:08:36.987
Get going.

01:08:37.071 --> 01:08:38.436
I don't have a runway.

01:08:38.489 --> 01:08:40.275
'09er looks nice. '09er it is.

01:08:42.827 --> 01:08:44.943
Oh, my God, it's moving.

01:08:45.038 --> 01:08:47.496
You got to go get help. I
got to stop that plane.

01:08:47.582 --> 01:08:49.573
Jenny! I'll get Jenny.
I promise.

01:08:53.963 --> 01:08:55.294
Ohh!

01:08:55.340 --> 01:08:56.922
♪ Well, my feet
can't fail me now ♪

01:08:57.008 --> 01:08:58.624
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪

01:08:58.676 --> 01:09:00.667
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪

01:09:00.762 --> 01:09:02.740
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪
Holy shit! Holy shit!

01:09:02.764 --> 01:09:04.408
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪
Holy shit, holy shit!

01:09:04.432 --> 01:09:06.410
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪
Holy shit, holy shit!

01:09:06.434 --> 01:09:07.640
Matt!!

01:09:07.685 --> 01:09:09.801
What? I can't find a cop.
Where's my dad?

01:09:14.942 --> 01:09:15.977
Dad?

01:09:19.197 --> 01:09:21.108
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪

01:09:21.199 --> 01:09:23.657
♪ My feet can't fail me now ♪

01:09:30.917 --> 01:09:32.407
Everyone please
proceed with caution.

01:09:32.460 --> 01:09:34.167
This area has just
been hot-mopped.

01:09:34.212 --> 01:09:35.212
Gastric incident.

01:09:35.296 --> 01:09:37.128
Please keep moving. FBI.

01:09:37.215 --> 01:09:38.776
Step back, please.
We've had an incident.

01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:41.167
Everyone proceed with caution!
B...

01:09:41.219 --> 01:09:43.530
Name's Arch Ridley. Tell me what you need.
Please don't kill me.

01:09:43.554 --> 01:09:44.907
We're tracking a
couple of scumbags

01:09:44.931 --> 01:09:47.844
with one, maybe two hostages
and a big metal suitcase.

01:09:47.934 --> 01:09:50.371
Anybody in this crackerjack system
of yours see anything like that?

01:09:50.395 --> 01:09:51.681
Let me just check on that.

01:09:51.771 --> 01:09:53.307
Would the owner

01:09:53.398 --> 01:09:54.625
of a yellow Humvee parked
on the curbside...

01:09:54.649 --> 01:09:55.730
Hello, Alice...

01:09:55.817 --> 01:09:57.524
What?

01:09:57.568 --> 01:10:00.151
5 minutes ago, the tower got a
message from a Fly By Air pilot

01:10:00.238 --> 01:10:02.070
saying he's got a guy
with a gun on his plane.

01:10:02.156 --> 01:10:03.738
What gate? Gate J-4.

01:10:03.825 --> 01:10:05.315
Oh!

01:10:05.410 --> 01:10:07.697
I thought you said all the
planes were grounded.

01:10:13.376 --> 01:10:15.788
Give me the wing
commander at Homestead.

01:10:15.878 --> 01:10:18.745
Tell him we have a situation.
The plane's in the air.

01:10:21.968 --> 01:10:24.835
All right. Now we're
getting somewhere.

01:10:24.929 --> 01:10:27.421
Peanuts?

01:10:33.271 --> 01:10:35.582
Yes, I need all lines to stay open
between myself and Homestead.

01:10:35.606 --> 01:10:37.472
Mrs. Herk!

01:10:37.567 --> 01:10:39.274
My daughter's on the
plane with that man,

01:10:39.360 --> 01:10:41.351
and he tried to shoot
at us, and you have...

01:10:41.446 --> 01:10:44.425
Mrs. Herk, ma'am, listen, we need to know
where that metal suitcase is right now.

01:10:44.449 --> 01:10:46.093
I don't know. I don't
know about a suitcase.

01:10:46.117 --> 01:10:47.232
It's on the plane.

01:10:47.285 --> 01:10:49.777
Did anybody open that suitcase?

01:10:49.871 --> 01:10:51.612
They made us turn it on.

01:10:51.706 --> 01:10:52.808
What happened when
you turned it on?

01:10:52.832 --> 01:10:54.618
Lights, little numbers.

01:11:07.638 --> 01:11:08.799
What's that thing doing?

01:11:08.890 --> 01:11:10.380
It means the rear door's open.

01:11:10.475 --> 01:11:12.286
I can't fly the plane much
longer with those stairs down.

01:11:12.310 --> 01:11:14.642
Eddie, pull up those
stairs and close the door.

01:11:18.483 --> 01:11:19.483
Hey.

01:11:22.028 --> 01:11:23.028
Ugh!

01:11:25.490 --> 01:11:27.072
Eddie...

01:11:28.201 --> 01:11:30.158
Eddie, stop screwing around.

01:11:34.165 --> 01:11:36.998
Okay, confirm they
got him on radar.

01:11:37.084 --> 01:11:39.746
What does he mean they
have them on radar?

01:11:39.837 --> 01:11:41.669
Give me a second.

01:11:41.756 --> 01:11:43.338
You're gonna shoot
that plane down.

01:11:43.424 --> 01:11:45.836
You can't do this. There's
innocent people on that plane.

01:11:45.927 --> 01:11:48.760
If that nuke goes off over Freeport,
"many" innocent people die.

01:11:48.846 --> 01:11:50.211
Now, nobody likes this, okay?

01:11:50.306 --> 01:11:52.422
But this has been
discussed, "believe" me,

01:11:52.517 --> 01:11:54.474
as high as it can
be, every scenario.

01:11:54.519 --> 01:11:57.978
And this is the only way out...
How soon?

01:11:58.064 --> 01:12:00.305
When the plane is over the Gulf Stream...
three minutes.

01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:03.253
What about the kid's father? Maybe he made
it onto the plane... Let's say he did.

01:12:03.277 --> 01:12:06.019
Is he, by any chance, familiar
with a Russian nuclear warhead

01:12:06.113 --> 01:12:08.275
with a plutonium rod encased
in a terillium core?

01:12:08.366 --> 01:12:09.856
I believe he's in advertising.

01:12:09.951 --> 01:12:11.191
Eddie.

01:12:11.285 --> 01:12:13.117
Eddie.

01:12:13.204 --> 01:12:14.820
Get up. Get up, you lazy shit.

01:12:14.914 --> 01:12:16.655
He's not lazy. He's unconscious.

01:12:18.543 --> 01:12:19.829
Aaah!

01:12:19.877 --> 01:12:24.041
Miami Tower, this is, uh...
Fly By Air 2036.

01:12:24.131 --> 01:12:25.872
38. Whatever.

01:12:25.967 --> 01:12:27.674
What? What did he say?

01:12:27.760 --> 01:12:29.091
What? What?

01:12:29.178 --> 01:12:31.089
They heard from the pilot.
H... Hang on.

01:12:31.180 --> 01:12:33.797
You tell them get that suitcase
off the plane right now.

01:12:33.891 --> 01:12:35.473
You understand me? Right now!

01:12:48.447 --> 01:12:50.484
Get the suitcase off the plane!

01:12:50.575 --> 01:12:52.816
The suitcase... get it off!

01:12:52.910 --> 01:12:54.025
Get it off the plane!

01:12:54.078 --> 01:12:56.365
Get the suitcase off the plane!

01:13:22.607 --> 01:13:24.189
No!

01:13:30.865 --> 01:13:32.401
Let go of the suitcase!

01:13:32.491 --> 01:13:36.530
The kingpin will never let go
of the kingpin's suitcase!

01:13:37.997 --> 01:13:39.579
It's a bomb!

01:13:39.665 --> 01:13:42.032
It's a bomb! Get
it off the plane!

01:13:54.639 --> 01:13:56.380
Have it your way!

01:13:59.644 --> 01:14:01.726
It's gone! The suitcase is gone!

01:14:01.812 --> 01:14:03.723
Falcon One, Falcon
One, break off.

01:14:03.814 --> 01:14:05.600
I repeat, break off.
Do you read?

01:14:49.568 --> 01:14:52.276
Mom, mom, listen to this!
It's totally incredible!

01:14:52.363 --> 01:14:54.604
It's the most amazing story. Oh!

01:14:54.699 --> 01:14:56.861
You should've seen Matt's dad.
Seriously intense.

01:14:56.951 --> 01:14:58.783
He smashed that really
dumb guy on the head

01:14:58.869 --> 01:15:00.951
with the fire extinguisher,
which was very cool.

01:15:01.038 --> 01:15:03.266
And then that guy, Snake, he had a
gun, and he shot at Matt's dad.

01:15:03.290 --> 01:15:05.330
Then Matt's dad started
beating the crap out of him.

01:15:05.418 --> 01:15:08.627
Then Matt's dad said, like he
was some sort of action hero,

01:15:08.713 --> 01:15:10.704
"He's not lazy. He's
unconscious..."

01:15:12.591 --> 01:15:14.628
I had to outrun a plane

01:15:14.719 --> 01:15:17.882
and subdue two convicts
with a nuclear weapon

01:15:17.972 --> 01:15:19.679
to get Matt's respect...

01:15:19.724 --> 01:15:22.807
Good job, dad.

01:15:22.893 --> 01:15:25.180
But it was worth it.

01:15:29.483 --> 01:15:30.973
Mr. Arnold?

01:15:31.068 --> 01:15:32.979
Agent Alan Seitz, FBI.

01:15:33.070 --> 01:15:35.298
The president thanks you for
your selfless act of courage.

01:15:35.322 --> 01:15:37.676
Because he can never admit to
knowledge of what happened here,

01:15:37.700 --> 01:15:38.861
in lieu of a medal of honor,

01:15:38.951 --> 01:15:40.671
he'd like to send you a
pair of cowboy boots

01:15:40.745 --> 01:15:42.782
with a "W" on them and a hat.

01:15:45.249 --> 01:15:48.207
Sorry for any trouble, folks.

01:15:48.252 --> 01:15:50.493
Eddie Leadbetter
served his sentence

01:15:50.588 --> 01:15:53.205
at a correctional facility
just outside Jacksonville,

01:15:53.299 --> 01:15:56.041
and became very good friends
with his cellmate, Dwight,

01:15:56.093 --> 01:15:58.801
who shared similar
tastes in humor.

01:15:58.888 --> 01:16:01.095
Monica!

01:16:01.182 --> 01:16:02.422
Monica!

01:16:02.516 --> 01:16:05.099
Walter Kramitz never
returned to the force.

01:16:05.186 --> 01:16:08.554
Being naked in public was
a revelation for him.

01:16:08.647 --> 01:16:09.750
Walter loves the attention...

01:16:09.774 --> 01:16:11.230
Stick 'em up!

01:16:11.317 --> 01:16:14.105
But always tosses the
pouch to his new wife,

01:16:14.195 --> 01:16:16.106
a Miss Heather
Weintraub Kramitz.

01:16:16.197 --> 01:16:17.403
♪ Macho man, yeah ♪

01:16:17.448 --> 01:16:18.563
Pretty name.

01:16:18.616 --> 01:16:20.402
♪ I've got to be
a macho man J“ ♪

01:16:20.493 --> 01:16:22.530
♪ I've got to be a... ♪

01:16:22.620 --> 01:16:26.409
And with that, I say good night.

01:16:29.794 --> 01:16:33.253
Henry and Leonard still refer
to the Arthur Herk job

01:16:33.339 --> 01:16:36.582
as the low point of their
professional careers.

01:16:36.634 --> 01:16:38.216
Your attention please.

01:16:38.302 --> 01:16:40.509
Captain Lynch has informed us
that there will be a delay

01:16:40.596 --> 01:16:42.553
due to an obstruction
on the runway.

01:16:50.523 --> 01:16:53.811
I really feel like
killing somebody.

01:16:53.901 --> 01:16:55.483
You got that right.

01:16:55.569 --> 01:16:57.606
We all go along day after day,

01:16:57.696 --> 01:17:00.859
when suddenly a bomb
drops into our lives.

01:17:00.950 --> 01:17:03.908
Sometimes you can't
get out of the way.

01:17:03.994 --> 01:17:07.203
Sometimes it's a new beginning.

01:17:07.289 --> 01:17:09.121
Let's take it slow.

01:17:09.208 --> 01:17:10.448
Absolutely.

01:17:10.501 --> 01:17:13.118
We were married a week
after Anna's divorce.

01:17:13.170 --> 01:17:15.832
What is it that brings
two strangers together

01:17:15.923 --> 01:17:19.166
so that one soul
inhabits two bodies?

01:17:19.260 --> 01:17:21.968
Sometimes it's profound.

01:17:22.012 --> 01:17:24.549
Sometimes it's Fritos.

01:17:38.362 --> 01:17:40.774
Make her stop!

01:17:40.865 --> 01:17:44.324
God in Heaven, make her stop!

01:17:44.410 --> 01:17:46.822
She wants my soul!

01:17:46.912 --> 01:17:49.495
Arugula! Arugula!

01:17:49.582 --> 01:17:50.822
Arrrrrugula!

01:17:50.846 --> 01:18:10.846
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