WEBVTT 00:00:00.032 --> 00:00:20.032 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:51.756 --> 00:00:56.173 % Over the mountains % 00:00:56.373 --> 00:01:00.790 % And over the waves % 00:01:02.090 --> 00:01:06.490 % Under the fountains % 00:01:06.690 --> 00:01:11.090 % And under the graves % 00:01:11.623 --> 00:01:16.457 % Under floods that are deepest % 00:01:16.657 --> 00:01:21.157 % Which neptune obey % 00:01:21.357 --> 00:01:26.090 % Over rocks that are steepest % 00:01:26.523 --> 00:01:31.424 % Love will find out the way % 00:01:33.023 --> 00:01:37.239 % Where there is no place % 00:01:37.439 --> 00:01:41.656 % For the glowworm to lie % 00:01:42.957 --> 00:01:47.223 % Where there is no place % 00:01:47.423 --> 00:01:51.690 % For receipt of a fly % 00:01:52.057 --> 00:01:56.890 % Where the midge does not venture % 00:01:57.090 --> 00:02:01.923 % Lest herself fast she lay % 00:02:02.224 --> 00:02:06.973 % If love come he will enter % 00:02:07.173 --> 00:02:11.923 % And so find out his way % 00:02:13.656 --> 00:02:17.523 % You may esteem him % 00:02:17.756 --> 00:02:22.623 % A child for his light % 00:02:23.690 --> 00:02:27.756 % For you may deem him % 00:02:27.957 --> 00:02:32.823 % A coward from flight % 00:02:33.190 --> 00:02:38.090 % But if she who loved and honored % 00:02:38.523 --> 00:02:43.306 % Become sealed from the day % 00:02:43.506 --> 00:02:48.290 % Set a thousand gods upon her % 00:02:48.690 --> 00:02:53.556 % Love will find out the way %% 00:03:52.390 --> 00:03:53.790 ...central park. 00:04:27.957 --> 00:04:29.390 Yeah. 00:06:08.923 --> 00:06:11.390 It's down there, isn't it? 00:06:11.623 --> 00:06:13.590 It's down there, i think. 00:06:16.357 --> 00:06:19.357 Let me see, uh, what it says. What's it say? 00:06:21.857 --> 00:06:25.257 What's this say? Um, peggy street, um. 00:07:11.157 --> 00:07:14.556 Miss...miss wil-Wilkinson. 00:07:17.523 --> 00:07:19.424 Oh. Mr. Cleg, i presume. 00:07:21.756 --> 00:07:24.057 I'm mrs. Wilkinson. 00:07:24.523 --> 00:07:26.390 Come in. We've been expecting you. 00:07:28.490 --> 00:07:31.257 Wait here, mr. Cleg, while i fetch me keys. 00:08:44.157 --> 00:08:44.190 Good evening to you, sir. 00:08:47.790 --> 00:08:50.590 You're familiar with the scorpion, i take it? 00:08:53.957 --> 00:08:55.356 No. No. 00:08:55.556 --> 00:08:57.456 Not from africa, then? 00:08:57.656 --> 00:09:00.890 I had you down as an old africa hand. 00:09:02.457 --> 00:09:03.556 No. 00:09:07.057 --> 00:09:08.290 Africa. 00:09:09.490 --> 00:09:12.590 Now, there's a dark continent for you. 00:09:14.490 --> 00:09:17.390 I knew a man once who had been told, 00:09:17.590 --> 00:09:20.490 Never to go barefoot because of the... 00:09:20.690 --> 00:09:21.556 Scorpion. 00:09:23.990 --> 00:09:26.590 Gettin' acquainted with the residents, mr. Cleg? 00:09:26.790 --> 00:09:28.490 Good. This is terrence. 00:09:28.690 --> 00:09:31.090 But i'm afraid we are not to be trusted. 00:09:31.324 --> 00:09:33.890 Are we, terrence? Now... 00:09:34.990 --> 00:09:37.023 Let's get you upstairs 00:09:37.324 --> 00:09:39.457 And out of those wet things. 00:09:51.224 --> 00:09:54.057 Got out of bed in the middle of the night, 00:09:54.790 --> 00:09:56.123 Put his shoes on... 00:09:59.424 --> 00:10:01.957 Put his shoes on, 00:10:02.823 --> 00:10:04.623 Stung by a scorpion, 00:10:05.923 --> 00:10:08.324 Sleeping in one of the toe caps. 00:10:09.224 --> 00:10:10.656 Died in agony. 00:10:11.656 --> 00:10:13.523 17 hours. 00:10:16.556 --> 00:10:17.590 Oh. 00:10:31.623 --> 00:10:33.190 Take these, mr. Cleg. 00:10:54.490 --> 00:10:55.723 Come on. 00:11:18.390 --> 00:11:20.157 Your room, mr. Cleg. 00:12:38.457 --> 00:12:40.923 What, not undressed yet? 00:12:41.424 --> 00:12:43.357 Here. 00:12:47.190 --> 00:12:49.057 Very well then, mr. Cleg. 00:12:49.656 --> 00:12:52.257 I'll leave you to your own devices. 00:15:38.990 --> 00:15:41.023 Kitchener street. 00:15:42.556 --> 00:15:44.523 Spleen street. 00:15:48.290 --> 00:15:50.224 Omdurman close. 00:15:51.090 --> 00:15:53.024 The allotments 00:15:53.224 --> 00:15:55.324 By the railway... by the railway... 00:15:56.090 --> 00:15:57.823 And down the canal. 00:16:00.957 --> 00:16:02.723 And down the canal. 00:16:02.923 --> 00:16:04.690 Kitchener street. 00:16:09.623 --> 00:16:10.990 My mum. 00:16:24.290 --> 00:16:26.457 Wakey, wakey, mr. Cleg. 00:16:35.990 --> 00:16:38.257 Not in bed, please. 00:17:04.257 --> 00:17:06.523 I trust you slept well, sir. 00:17:07.690 --> 00:17:10.523 Uh, the bedding in this house 00:17:10.723 --> 00:17:13.556 Has a curious, uh... character. 00:17:14.257 --> 00:17:17.057 But one does grow... 00:17:17.257 --> 00:17:20.490 Used to it after just a few years. 00:17:22.990 --> 00:17:24.790 I...i...i will not... 00:17:26.123 --> 00:17:27.756 I will not be here that long. 00:17:29.290 --> 00:17:32.257 Nor did i expect to be, but... 00:17:33.190 --> 00:17:35.257 It is a loud world, 00:17:36.457 --> 00:17:38.690 And this is an island. 00:17:39.190 --> 00:17:41.790 But an island, sir, 00:17:42.490 --> 00:17:44.723 Ruled by a tyrant queen, 00:17:45.490 --> 00:17:49.057 Who has the power to send any one of us 00:17:49.257 --> 00:17:51.190 Back to where we came from. 00:17:53.023 --> 00:17:54.424 The asylum, i mean. 00:17:55.690 --> 00:17:57.990 Terrence, waxing already? 00:17:58.957 --> 00:18:01.623 Perhaps you'd share your thoughts with me sometime. 00:18:02.957 --> 00:18:04.357 Mr. Cleg. 00:18:07.157 --> 00:18:09.457 How many shirts are you wearing? 00:18:09.657 --> 00:18:11.890 1, 2, 3, 4! 00:18:13.090 --> 00:18:16.023 Now, really, is this absolutely necessary? 00:18:16.457 --> 00:18:18.990 Oh, indeed it is, madam. 00:18:20.057 --> 00:18:22.723 Clothes maketh the man. 00:18:24.190 --> 00:18:25.656 And... 00:18:26.490 --> 00:18:28.523 The less there is of the man, 00:18:29.190 --> 00:18:31.490 The more the need for clothes. 00:19:45.556 --> 00:19:47.190 My mum... 00:20:23.523 --> 00:20:25.090 Mummy! 00:23:01.957 --> 00:23:03.390 Brilliant. 00:23:04.923 --> 00:23:06.857 It's the... 00:23:07.590 --> 00:23:11.057 Wing of... wing of a seagull. 00:23:14.023 --> 00:23:15.123 It... 00:23:16.123 --> 00:23:18.357 Could have gone nowhere else. 00:23:30.523 --> 00:23:32.556 Are you making progress? 00:25:22.723 --> 00:25:24.023 What you doing? 00:25:24.223 --> 00:25:25.523 Making something. 00:25:26.057 --> 00:25:27.556 Making something. 00:25:29.890 --> 00:25:31.823 Aren't you clever. 00:25:32.324 --> 00:25:33.957 You're so good with your hands. 00:25:34.457 --> 00:25:35.556 It's for you. 00:25:35.756 --> 00:25:38.490 It's for you. It's for you. 00:25:41.823 --> 00:25:42.990 Oh. 00:25:46.190 --> 00:25:47.556 Now, 00:25:50.023 --> 00:25:51.657 You run down the dog. There's a good boy, 00:25:51.857 --> 00:25:53.957 And tell your father his dinner's on the table. 00:25:54.357 --> 00:25:55.690 It's not on the table. 00:25:55.957 --> 00:25:57.290 It's not on the table. 00:25:57.923 --> 00:26:00.723 Well, it will be by the time you get him out of that pub. 00:26:02.257 --> 00:26:04.790 Don't go out the front. I just done them steps. 00:27:19.656 --> 00:27:20.657 Who's this then? 00:27:20.857 --> 00:27:22.890 Handsome little fella, ain't ya? 00:27:23.090 --> 00:27:24.390 I've come for me dad. 00:27:24.590 --> 00:27:25.823 Not here, is he? 00:27:33.257 --> 00:27:34.523 You showed him! 00:27:35.923 --> 00:27:37.723 I can't believe she done that. 00:27:37.923 --> 00:27:39.723 Oh, look at his little face. 00:27:39.923 --> 00:27:41.690 Bless him. 00:27:45.623 --> 00:27:47.590 Leave him alone. 00:27:54.590 --> 00:27:56.390 Evening, bill. Evening, ernie. 00:27:56.590 --> 00:27:57.490 The usual? 00:27:57.690 --> 00:27:59.023 Yeah. Cheers, mate. 00:28:04.590 --> 00:28:05.990 Dad. 00:28:07.224 --> 00:28:08.756 Dad. 00:28:13.890 --> 00:28:15.823 Dad. 00:28:16.957 --> 00:28:18.357 Dad. 00:28:36.490 --> 00:28:38.623 Now, don't you say a word. 00:29:22.357 --> 00:29:23.790 Well, 00:29:24.923 --> 00:29:26.923 It was different when i was a girl. 00:29:28.923 --> 00:29:30.890 We lived out in the country then. 00:29:32.623 --> 00:29:34.556 Essex. 00:29:35.590 --> 00:29:39.190 I remember how i'd go across the fields in the morning... 00:29:40.523 --> 00:29:42.656 And i'd see the webs in the trees. 00:29:44.224 --> 00:29:46.157 Like clouds of muslin, they were. 00:29:47.023 --> 00:29:48.756 What, spiders' webs? 00:29:49.390 --> 00:29:50.556 Spiders' webs. 00:29:50.756 --> 00:29:52.424 Of course spiders' webs. 00:29:53.157 --> 00:29:54.690 Who else makes webs? 00:29:57.057 --> 00:30:00.290 And then, when i got close, 00:30:02.857 --> 00:30:05.290 I'd see that there wasn't muslin at all. 00:30:06.424 --> 00:30:08.123 They were wheels. 00:30:09.523 --> 00:30:12.257 Great big shining wheels. 00:30:15.157 --> 00:30:16.523 And you know what else? 00:30:16.957 --> 00:30:18.090 What? 00:30:20.290 --> 00:30:22.057 If you knew where to look, 00:30:23.556 --> 00:30:25.723 You could find the spider's egg bags. 00:30:27.723 --> 00:30:29.656 Perfect little things, they were. 00:30:31.057 --> 00:30:33.023 Tiny little silk pockets she made... 00:30:34.057 --> 00:30:35.756 To put her eggs in. 00:30:36.656 --> 00:30:39.224 What happened to her after she laid her eggs? 00:30:40.790 --> 00:30:43.057 You like this bit, don't you? 00:30:43.890 --> 00:30:47.957 She just crawled away without looking back once. 00:30:48.224 --> 00:30:49.723 And then she died? 00:30:50.390 --> 00:30:51.823 Her work was done. 00:30:53.424 --> 00:30:54.957 She had no more silk left. 00:30:56.823 --> 00:30:58.690 She was all dried up and empty. 00:31:00.257 --> 00:31:01.723 Dried up and... 00:31:08.790 --> 00:31:10.390 You ready then? 00:31:11.457 --> 00:31:12.890 As ready as i'll ever be. 00:31:21.723 --> 00:31:24.224 And you, you guard the house, 00:31:25.257 --> 00:31:27.190 All right? 00:31:52.957 --> 00:31:54.957 Oh. Oh, wait. 00:32:01.290 --> 00:32:02.656 What about later? 00:32:07.756 --> 00:32:09.290 Oh, that's nice, billy. 00:32:09.490 --> 00:32:11.457 Come on, let's go have a drink now. 00:32:29.656 --> 00:32:31.257 Evening, bill. 00:32:48.857 --> 00:32:50.656 What'll you have then? 00:32:51.656 --> 00:32:53.490 Gin and orange for me, billy. 00:33:00.290 --> 00:33:01.623 Evening, bill. Evening, ernie. 00:33:01.823 --> 00:33:05.190 Uh, pint of bitter, please, and a gin and... gin and orange for the missus. 00:33:05.390 --> 00:33:06.723 Gin and orange. 00:33:08.790 --> 00:33:10.790 I'd seen more meat on a butcher's apron. 00:33:13.656 --> 00:33:14.823 Nice felt, that. 00:33:15.023 --> 00:33:17.224 He started having a sherman right in front of me. 00:33:17.424 --> 00:33:18.423 I says to him, 00:33:18.623 --> 00:33:20.890 "If that's the best you can do, you wanna take that up west. 00:33:21.090 --> 00:33:23.190 See what smart people have to say about it." 00:33:23.390 --> 00:33:24.823 Gettin' an eyeful, are ya? 00:33:30.523 --> 00:33:32.890 It's that fat tart, yvonne wilkinson. 00:33:34.057 --> 00:33:35.324 Cheers, eddie. 00:33:35.823 --> 00:33:37.090 Cheers. 00:33:42.990 --> 00:33:44.790 Fat tart... 00:33:46.523 --> 00:33:48.057 Yvonne wilkinson. 00:33:49.224 --> 00:33:51.290 Gin and orange. 00:34:01.957 --> 00:34:03.923 Don't drink so fast, bill. 00:34:10.923 --> 00:34:12.424 Fancy another one? 00:34:14.357 --> 00:34:16.790 No, i'm not ready for another one yet. 00:34:21.523 --> 00:34:24.490 Turns to me and says, "nora, no rush." 00:34:28.923 --> 00:34:31.523 So the man comes to nora. She's into him right away. 00:34:31.957 --> 00:34:34.623 Next thing she's got half of london dock all over her. 00:34:34.823 --> 00:34:37.656 She's standing there laughing. "What are you laughing at?" I said. 00:34:37.856 --> 00:34:39.790 "I'm drying meself off, like. 00:34:39.990 --> 00:34:42.590 I'm with you," she says. "Look at him. 00:34:42.890 --> 00:34:44.123 More like tom thumb." 00:34:46.023 --> 00:34:47.423 "Tom thumb?" I says. 00:34:47.623 --> 00:34:50.123 "What about... what about tiny tim?" 00:34:50.323 --> 00:34:51.957 How we laughed. 00:34:55.890 --> 00:34:58.290 Now his dad, that's another story. 00:34:59.123 --> 00:35:02.190 He was a right little towel rag. I won't let him near me. 00:35:02.390 --> 00:35:05.390 He told me he's there, i says... i says, 00:35:05.590 --> 00:35:08.157 "I got the decorators in, you know what i mean?" 00:35:18.923 --> 00:35:20.590 Yvonne wilkinson. 00:35:23.723 --> 00:35:25.957 She made the first move. 00:35:36.390 --> 00:35:38.656 Oh, for god's sake, stop crying! 00:35:39.556 --> 00:35:41.523 It was your own fault. 00:35:45.157 --> 00:35:46.690 Inside, now! 00:35:50.556 --> 00:35:51.923 You big baby. 00:36:07.190 --> 00:36:08.140 Yes? 00:36:08.340 --> 00:36:09.415 Plumber. 00:36:09.615 --> 00:36:10.490 What? 00:36:10.690 --> 00:36:13.490 I'm the plumber. I believe you've got trouble with your pipes. 00:36:14.023 --> 00:36:15.390 Yve! 00:36:15.857 --> 00:36:17.457 Plumber! 00:36:18.390 --> 00:36:20.390 Don't tread on the cats. 00:36:23.690 --> 00:36:25.490 It's in there. 00:36:33.590 --> 00:36:35.457 Is that the plumber? 00:36:40.290 --> 00:36:41.890 Hello, yvonne. 00:36:45.590 --> 00:36:48.690 Hear that? We get that all day. 00:36:51.057 --> 00:36:52.857 All bloody day. 00:36:53.890 --> 00:36:55.290 Don't we, nora? 00:36:55.756 --> 00:36:57.357 All bloody day. 00:36:58.756 --> 00:37:00.523 You want air in those pipes. 00:37:01.123 --> 00:37:02.590 We got air. 00:37:03.290 --> 00:37:04.590 Bad air. 00:37:05.257 --> 00:37:06.556 Bad air. 00:37:08.790 --> 00:37:10.123 Can't you smell it? 00:37:10.790 --> 00:37:13.057 Yeah, but it's coming from your lavatory, isn't it? 00:37:13.257 --> 00:37:14.890 I sincerely hope so. 00:37:17.490 --> 00:37:19.923 Shocking, the state of the plumbing in this place. 00:37:26.324 --> 00:37:28.290 You gonna do me pipes or what? 00:37:51.023 --> 00:37:52.923 I had a letter from that 00:37:53.123 --> 00:37:55.023 Sophia loren this morning. 00:37:55.357 --> 00:37:56.440 Oh, yeah? 00:37:56.640 --> 00:37:57.523 Yeah. 00:37:57.723 --> 00:37:59.756 What she want then? 00:38:00.457 --> 00:38:02.390 The usual thing. 00:38:02.823 --> 00:38:05.190 What? The old... you know. 00:38:05.756 --> 00:38:07.723 Exactly right. 00:38:08.490 --> 00:38:10.224 They're all the same. 00:38:10.590 --> 00:38:12.424 All the same. 00:38:12.823 --> 00:38:15.456 Still, you know, what... what can you expect, really? 00:38:15.656 --> 00:38:18.373 Mind you, them frenchies know a thing or 2. 00:38:18.573 --> 00:38:21.290 I should say. Knew a frenchie once with 3 tits. 00:38:21.490 --> 00:38:22.157 Get away. 00:38:22.357 --> 00:38:23.323 I swear to god. 00:38:23.523 --> 00:38:25.890 One here, one here, and one here. 00:38:27.390 --> 00:38:29.523 Well, you do surprise me. 00:38:29.723 --> 00:38:32.123 She was a lovely girl. Come from manchester. 00:38:32.323 --> 00:38:33.490 You said a frenchie. 00:38:33.690 --> 00:38:35.590 Well, that was a different one, you know. 00:38:39.390 --> 00:38:41.656 My mother had 3 tits. 00:38:43.790 --> 00:38:45.790 A lovely woman, your mother. 00:38:46.756 --> 00:38:48.290 She did like a sailor. 00:38:49.290 --> 00:38:51.023 She loved a sailor, my mom. 00:38:52.157 --> 00:38:53.890 Down to me, that was. 00:38:54.390 --> 00:38:55.890 How's that then? 00:38:57.123 --> 00:38:59.490 Every time i smoke a fag, 00:39:01.123 --> 00:39:02.356 My mum... 00:39:02.556 --> 00:39:04.623 Has it off with a sailor. 00:39:05.656 --> 00:39:07.656 Well, y-You smoke all the time. 00:39:07.856 --> 00:39:09.857 Well, that's what i'm sayin'. 00:39:10.756 --> 00:39:12.290 Oh. 00:39:26.990 --> 00:39:29.123 Hello there, connor. Good to see you. 00:39:30.324 --> 00:39:31.623 Hello, plumber. 00:39:42.090 --> 00:39:44.090 What'd you say your name was? 00:39:44.290 --> 00:39:45.590 Now don't tell me. 00:39:46.790 --> 00:39:48.090 Bill. 00:39:49.424 --> 00:39:51.190 Always been one of my favorites. 00:39:52.424 --> 00:39:53.990 I had a cat called bill once. 00:39:55.090 --> 00:39:58.023 Nippy out, eh? Glad i got me fur. 00:40:00.324 --> 00:40:01.823 Do you like my fur? 00:40:02.990 --> 00:40:06.123 I got it at the market, didn't i. Secondhand. 00:40:06.890 --> 00:40:08.990 Still, what isn't these days? 00:40:09.823 --> 00:40:11.424 I'm a bit secondhand meself. 00:40:11.756 --> 00:40:13.723 But you don't mind that, do you, bill? 00:40:14.424 --> 00:40:15.923 You like that, don't you? 00:40:16.123 --> 00:40:17.123 A bit of secondhand? 00:40:18.357 --> 00:40:20.424 Lovely job you did on them pipes. 00:40:21.623 --> 00:40:23.590 Barely a squeak out of them now. 00:40:24.790 --> 00:40:26.756 Smell didn't go away, though. 00:40:28.756 --> 00:40:30.106 Come on, plumber. 00:40:30.306 --> 00:40:31.656 Let's have ya. 00:40:33.057 --> 00:40:34.490 You do my pipes, 00:40:35.890 --> 00:40:37.890 And i'll do you. 00:40:38.357 --> 00:40:39.790 Oh. 00:40:40.690 --> 00:40:42.390 Oh, do you like that? 00:40:42.790 --> 00:40:44.090 Yeah. 00:40:45.424 --> 00:40:47.057 What's this? 00:40:48.123 --> 00:40:50.723 Oh, plumber. Oh. 00:41:14.190 --> 00:41:16.424 Hurry up, bill. I'm bloody freezing. 00:41:18.523 --> 00:41:20.357 I'm stopping here for a bit. 00:41:20.823 --> 00:41:22.090 Suit yourself. 00:41:23.190 --> 00:41:24.990 I'm going back up to the dog. 00:41:33.756 --> 00:41:36.057 I went down to salisbury for a drink. 00:41:36.923 --> 00:41:39.190 Can't a man go for a drink after his work? 00:41:44.523 --> 00:41:47.623 I won't live like this. I wasn't meant to live like this. 00:41:47.823 --> 00:41:49.390 Yeah, well, it's not my fault. 00:41:49.590 --> 00:41:50.456 Oh, yes, it is. 00:41:50.656 --> 00:41:52.523 No, it bloody isn't. 00:41:58.523 --> 00:42:01.357 It's all right, spider. Your father and me, 00:42:01.557 --> 00:42:03.523 We're just... having a talk. 00:42:04.090 --> 00:42:05.790 You woke me up. 00:42:08.623 --> 00:42:10.324 It's all right now. 00:42:10.990 --> 00:42:13.023 We're all coming up to bed now. 00:42:17.690 --> 00:42:19.756 Come on, big spider. 00:42:20.823 --> 00:42:22.357 Let's go on up. 00:43:19.890 --> 00:43:21.424 Look what i've bought. 00:43:23.957 --> 00:43:25.723 Think your dad'll like it? 00:43:30.923 --> 00:43:32.090 Spider? 00:43:40.790 --> 00:43:43.057 It doesn't fit here. 00:43:52.857 --> 00:43:56.457 It doesn't fit. It's not gonna fit here. 00:43:57.457 --> 00:43:59.656 It's not gonna... it doesn't fit. 00:44:10.190 --> 00:44:13.123 You will pick it all up, mr. Cleg. 00:44:13.323 --> 00:44:14.756 Every single piece! 00:44:16.190 --> 00:44:17.290 Hello? 00:44:18.324 --> 00:44:19.357 Yeah, hello? 00:44:50.157 --> 00:44:52.357 Gas works got you, have they? 00:44:52.557 --> 00:44:54.123 I'm not surprised. 00:44:54.323 --> 00:44:55.890 Nasty stuff, gas. 00:44:56.756 --> 00:44:58.523 I knew a man once, 00:44:59.290 --> 00:45:01.523 Put his head in a gas oven... 00:45:03.023 --> 00:45:05.324 And turned on the gas. 00:45:06.823 --> 00:45:09.523 And then he changed his mind. 00:45:10.590 --> 00:45:11.523 But, 00:45:11.723 --> 00:45:13.590 His head was stuck. 00:45:52.424 --> 00:45:54.690 I smell... i smell gas. 00:45:59.023 --> 00:46:01.890 Yeah, i smell... gas. 00:46:20.490 --> 00:46:22.057 Gas. 00:46:25.057 --> 00:46:26.656 Gas. 00:46:49.923 --> 00:46:51.790 Gas. I smell... gas. 00:46:51.990 --> 00:46:53.857 It's gas, isn't it? 00:48:08.023 --> 00:48:11.057 I only said it'd be nice to stay in for a change. 00:48:12.690 --> 00:48:14.357 Just the 2 of us. 00:48:16.923 --> 00:48:18.323 Wouldn't it, eh, billy? 00:48:18.523 --> 00:48:19.923 No, it bloody wouldn't. 00:48:20.790 --> 00:48:22.790 I'm sick of this house. 00:48:35.023 --> 00:48:36.224 Bill? 00:49:00.290 --> 00:49:01.723 Oh, spider. 00:49:44.190 --> 00:49:45.373 Large scotch. 00:49:45.573 --> 00:49:46.756 Comin' up. 00:50:09.556 --> 00:50:10.390 She's off. 00:50:10.590 --> 00:50:12.023 Where's she going? 00:50:20.390 --> 00:50:22.457 So, plumber, 00:50:23.257 --> 00:50:25.290 Feelin' better tonight, are we? 00:50:26.523 --> 00:50:27.957 Why don't you, uh... 00:50:28.157 --> 00:50:30.190 Why don't you come down to the allotments? 00:50:32.290 --> 00:50:35.723 Down the allotments? When? 00:50:37.623 --> 00:50:39.190 Well, i'm heading off now. 00:50:39.723 --> 00:50:41.656 Why don't you come down in a bit? 00:50:43.556 --> 00:50:46.723 All right, plumber. Don't mind if i do. 00:50:51.723 --> 00:50:53.923 It's spilt. What do you think you're doing? 00:50:54.290 --> 00:50:56.123 No, no, no. 00:51:00.224 --> 00:51:02.390 All right, plumber. Don't mind if i do. 00:51:03.457 --> 00:51:05.990 All right, plumber. Don't mind if i do. 00:51:14.990 --> 00:51:16.257 You know what? 00:51:31.057 --> 00:51:32.790 I'm going out, spider. 00:51:35.723 --> 00:51:37.990 I'm gonna meet your father. 00:51:55.556 --> 00:51:56.823 Yes, all right. 00:52:46.823 --> 00:52:48.790 Oh, shit! Ow! 00:52:56.357 --> 00:52:57.290 Oh. 00:52:58.224 --> 00:52:59.840 Are you all right then? 00:53:00.040 --> 00:53:01.456 I am now. Look at that. 00:53:01.656 --> 00:53:03.857 You took a terrible fall right there. 00:53:04.257 --> 00:53:07.157 I've got it. I've got it. Take the fucking things off. 00:53:07.923 --> 00:53:09.156 I'm all right. 00:53:09.356 --> 00:53:10.390 Oh. You all right? 00:53:10.590 --> 00:53:12.556 I will be in a minute. 00:53:12.756 --> 00:53:14.656 I bet you will. 00:53:14.856 --> 00:53:16.756 Oh. This way. 00:53:17.623 --> 00:53:19.657 You gonna take me right in there, are you? 00:53:19.857 --> 00:53:23.324 Gonna take you right in there. Oh, yeah, i got something to show you. 00:53:24.424 --> 00:53:25.757 Oh, isn't it lovely? 00:53:25.957 --> 00:53:27.290 Home sweet home. 00:53:38.090 --> 00:53:39.723 So, we don't have much money. 00:53:48.890 --> 00:53:52.357 2 large scotch, uh, a pint of bitter, 00:53:53.190 --> 00:53:55.240 3 gin, 7 bags of crisps 00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:57.490 And 20 embassy, please. 00:53:57.823 --> 00:53:59.356 What can i get you, dear? 00:53:59.556 --> 00:54:01.623 Oh, i'm looking for my... husband. 00:54:01.823 --> 00:54:03.790 Hey, hey, she's looking for her husband. 00:54:03.990 --> 00:54:05.556 Who's your husband, dear? 00:54:05.756 --> 00:54:06.756 Bill. 00:54:06.956 --> 00:54:07.906 Bill who? 00:54:08.106 --> 00:54:09.057 Bill cleg. 00:54:09.623 --> 00:54:10.623 Bill cleg. 00:54:10.823 --> 00:54:12.723 Bill, you're wanted! 00:54:14.656 --> 00:54:16.124 Is he here? 00:54:16.324 --> 00:54:18.890 Not if he's got any sense, he ain't. 00:54:19.590 --> 00:54:21.390 Bill cleg? I don't know him. 00:54:21.590 --> 00:54:22.957 Regular here, is he? 00:54:23.157 --> 00:54:24.723 No, uh... 00:54:25.324 --> 00:54:27.623 Well, at least i don't... i don't think so. 00:54:27.923 --> 00:54:29.157 Sorry, dear. 00:54:29.357 --> 00:54:31.290 Can i get you something? 00:54:32.357 --> 00:54:34.690 No. Thank you. 00:57:13.357 --> 00:57:16.190 He killed her. He killed her. 00:57:35.623 --> 00:57:37.590 Out with the old, eh, plumber? 00:57:52.790 --> 00:57:54.690 Out with the old, eh, plumber? 00:58:04.457 --> 00:58:05.490 Oye. 00:58:09.690 --> 00:58:12.857 Go on, toast me. It's romantic. 00:58:13.057 --> 00:58:14.324 Romantic. 00:58:18.290 --> 00:58:19.656 I've gone all bandy. 00:58:21.157 --> 00:58:22.224 Shh. 00:58:22.424 --> 00:58:23.824 What? What? 00:58:24.024 --> 00:58:25.424 We don't care! 00:58:25.624 --> 00:58:26.456 Shh. 00:58:26.656 --> 00:58:28.457 You'll wake up the neighbors. 00:58:28.990 --> 00:58:30.890 They're my neighbors now, ain't they? 00:58:31.123 --> 00:58:33.357 Oh, yeah, that's right. 'Cause you're mine now. 00:58:33.557 --> 00:58:34.756 Yes, that's right, isn't it? 00:58:34.956 --> 00:58:36.023 Just you and me. 00:58:36.223 --> 00:58:37.190 Oh, billy. 00:58:57.123 --> 00:58:58.357 Shit. 00:59:07.690 --> 00:59:08.857 No! 00:59:11.057 --> 00:59:12.957 Ya bastards! 00:59:14.023 --> 00:59:15.490 Bastards! 00:59:16.923 --> 00:59:20.157 Keep away, ya bastards! 00:59:20.424 --> 00:59:23.756 Or i'll... do the fuckin' lot of ya! 00:59:24.823 --> 00:59:27.490 I am not a spaniard! 00:59:28.057 --> 00:59:29.990 Put it down, freddy. 00:59:31.523 --> 00:59:33.057 Come on. 00:59:33.457 --> 00:59:34.890 Do us all a favor. 00:59:35.890 --> 00:59:37.790 No one said you was a spaniard. 00:59:38.424 --> 00:59:40.523 You bastard! 00:59:40.723 --> 00:59:44.123 I'll cut your fuckin' heart out 00:59:44.323 --> 00:59:45.390 With a trowel. 00:59:45.590 --> 00:59:48.357 Don't talk to me about nonchalance. 00:59:50.357 --> 00:59:53.890 Stay away! Keep away, ya bastards, 00:59:54.457 --> 00:59:56.324 Or i'll skin ya alive! 00:59:57.790 --> 00:59:59.690 I'm warnin' ya! 01:00:01.390 --> 01:00:03.590 Don't come near me! 01:00:54.890 --> 01:00:57.224 I found... found a piece... piece of glass... 01:00:58.123 --> 01:00:59.756 On the floor. 01:01:11.424 --> 01:01:13.823 See, i found... found it on the floor. 01:01:16.723 --> 01:01:18.690 There it is. 01:01:22.390 --> 01:01:24.357 We was worried about that one. 01:01:40.623 --> 01:01:42.723 Take your eye out, that would. 01:02:01.523 --> 01:02:03.357 One, 01:02:04.690 --> 01:02:06.457 2. 01:02:11.057 --> 01:02:12.756 Stop. 01:02:20.756 --> 01:02:22.756 Snoring. 01:02:45.190 --> 01:02:46.857 Kitchener street. 01:03:19.957 --> 01:03:21.123 How does that sound? 01:03:22.823 --> 01:03:24.390 We're gonna go to the shops. 01:03:25.190 --> 01:03:27.690 We'll get you some food. 01:03:28.957 --> 01:03:31.690 I'll just put you in your buggy. There's a good girl. 01:03:31.890 --> 01:03:32.890 Right. 01:03:33.623 --> 01:03:34.990 Off we go. 01:03:35.857 --> 01:03:36.890 Let's go. 01:03:58.857 --> 01:04:01.224 It's not fair, is it? 01:04:03.224 --> 01:04:04.690 It's ridiculous. 01:04:45.457 --> 01:04:47.656 What are you looking at me like that for? 01:04:50.690 --> 01:04:53.656 You really have turned into a most peculiar boy recently. 01:04:55.257 --> 01:04:57.357 No wonder your father's worried about ya. 01:04:59.357 --> 01:05:01.290 What's the matter with you? 01:05:09.290 --> 01:05:10.590 Your toast. 01:05:14.990 --> 01:05:16.457 Here's your toast. 01:05:17.990 --> 01:05:19.823 Dip in if you want it. 01:05:26.224 --> 01:05:28.490 Your father might be home early today. 01:05:30.457 --> 01:05:32.890 Be a bloody wonder if everything gets done. 01:05:33.357 --> 01:05:35.090 You ask yourself, is it worth it? 01:05:36.690 --> 01:05:39.357 Yes, it's true we murdered your mother. 01:05:40.424 --> 01:05:42.424 Try and think of me as your mother now. 01:05:46.457 --> 01:05:49.290 They told me to go back for the giblets. Can you believe it? 01:05:49.490 --> 01:05:50.324 Ha. 01:05:51.857 --> 01:05:53.257 Murderer. 01:05:56.090 --> 01:05:57.523 What are you sayin'? 01:05:57.723 --> 01:05:59.157 You're both murderers. 01:05:59.857 --> 01:06:01.490 God... 01:06:04.457 --> 01:06:06.857 Right. Down in the cellar. 01:06:07.057 --> 01:06:10.023 I've had enough of this. Come here, you! Down the cellar right now. 01:06:10.223 --> 01:06:11.123 Come back here! 01:06:14.157 --> 01:06:16.157 And don't bother coming back! 01:06:16.890 --> 01:06:18.690 Murderer! 01:06:21.290 --> 01:06:23.224 Bloody hell. 01:06:24.790 --> 01:06:26.023 Bloody hell. 01:06:28.324 --> 01:06:29.790 Murderer. 01:06:31.190 --> 01:06:33.057 Murderer. You're both murderers. 01:06:51.457 --> 01:06:55.290 % Silent night % 01:06:56.123 --> 01:06:59.923 % Holy night % 01:07:00.523 --> 01:07:04.457 % All is calm % 01:07:04.857 --> 01:07:08.823 % All is bright % 01:07:09.623 --> 01:07:11.723 % Round yon % 01:07:11.923 --> 01:07:13.890 % Virgin % 01:07:14.257 --> 01:07:18.257 % Mother and child % 01:07:19.057 --> 01:07:22.923 % Holy infant % 01:07:23.123 --> 01:07:27.623 % So tender and mild % 01:07:28.523 --> 01:07:32.957 % Sleep in heavenly % 01:07:34.157 --> 01:07:37.324 % Peace % 01:07:39.857 --> 01:07:44.656 % Sleep in heavenly % 01:07:46.057 --> 01:07:49.190 % Peace %% 01:08:13.890 --> 01:08:15.690 Dennis? 01:08:18.490 --> 01:08:20.057 Dennis. 01:08:30.290 --> 01:08:31.957 Dennis? 01:08:33.823 --> 01:08:35.756 You all right? 01:08:40.257 --> 01:08:41.923 Come on, dennis. 01:08:43.090 --> 01:08:45.157 Come here. I want to talk to you. 01:08:48.457 --> 01:08:51.157 What...what is the matter with you, dennis? 01:08:53.090 --> 01:08:54.723 Why are you so... 01:08:54.923 --> 01:08:56.556 Angry with us? 01:08:59.123 --> 01:09:01.324 You know, you're making your mother very unhappy. 01:09:01.524 --> 01:09:03.057 She's not my mother. 01:09:03.257 --> 01:09:04.090 Oh! 01:09:05.190 --> 01:09:06.723 Oh, this again. 01:09:07.457 --> 01:09:08.973 Who is she then? 01:09:09.173 --> 01:09:10.690 Who is she, dennis? 01:09:11.290 --> 01:09:12.540 Who is she? 01:09:12.740 --> 01:09:13.990 She's a tart. 01:09:16.290 --> 01:09:19.224 You cheeky monkey. I should smack your head. 01:09:19.424 --> 01:09:20.923 She's a cheap tart. 01:09:22.190 --> 01:09:25.257 You killed my mum, you murderer! You bloody murderer! 01:09:38.290 --> 01:09:40.523 Dennis, do you... 01:09:40.756 --> 01:09:42.857 Do you know what you're saying? 01:09:43.057 --> 01:09:45.424 Are you... are you daft? 01:09:49.357 --> 01:09:51.690 I don't know where you get your ideas from. 01:09:52.957 --> 01:09:55.523 You're by yourself too much. 01:09:55.723 --> 01:09:57.324 You need some mates. 01:09:58.057 --> 01:10:00.157 When i was your age, i had mates. 01:10:01.857 --> 01:10:04.523 Every young lad needs... needs mates. 01:10:11.823 --> 01:10:13.023 Dennis. 01:10:15.457 --> 01:10:18.590 You still think i... i done her in? 01:10:22.556 --> 01:10:23.857 Answer me. 01:10:24.923 --> 01:10:27.123 Do you think i done her in? 01:10:42.257 --> 01:10:44.357 Thank god for that. 01:10:47.324 --> 01:10:49.857 All right. Let's go home then. Come on. 01:11:08.424 --> 01:11:09.857 Sorry. 01:11:15.123 --> 01:11:16.623 Sorry. 01:11:28.623 --> 01:11:30.023 All right then? 01:11:30.223 --> 01:11:31.623 All right now. 01:11:37.857 --> 01:11:39.190 You sit yourselves down. 01:11:47.224 --> 01:11:48.390 I went out, 01:11:48.590 --> 01:11:51.790 And i got something nice for your supper. 01:12:01.957 --> 01:12:03.324 Oh. 01:12:12.990 --> 01:12:15.023 Wakey, wakey. 01:12:18.656 --> 01:12:20.023 Wakey, wakey. 01:12:28.623 --> 01:12:30.057 Wakey, wakey. 01:13:24.457 --> 01:13:25.723 Well, mr. Cleg? 01:13:26.990 --> 01:13:29.157 What are you looking at me like that for? 01:13:30.990 --> 01:13:32.756 Say something, mr. Cleg. 01:13:35.623 --> 01:13:37.390 Cat got your tongue? 01:13:50.857 --> 01:13:52.523 Someone... 01:15:01.157 --> 01:15:02.290 No. 01:15:21.457 --> 01:15:22.756 She... 01:16:36.690 --> 01:16:38.123 No, no, no, no. 01:20:50.424 --> 01:20:51.590 Now, 01:20:52.656 --> 01:20:55.590 I'm missing a spare set of keys. 01:20:57.990 --> 01:21:00.657 I left them on this table last night, 01:21:00.857 --> 01:21:04.057 And when i came down this morning, they were gone. 01:21:06.324 --> 01:21:07.756 Well? 01:21:14.324 --> 01:21:15.756 Mr. Cleg? 01:21:17.523 --> 01:21:19.656 What do you know about my spare keys? 01:21:21.057 --> 01:21:23.257 A spare set of keys. 01:21:23.457 --> 01:21:24.290 No. 01:21:25.623 --> 01:21:27.890 Several keys on a ring. 01:21:43.357 --> 01:21:44.623 Keys. 01:22:14.623 --> 01:22:16.990 Mr. Cleg. 01:22:21.523 --> 01:22:24.357 Not in your room, mr. Cleg! 01:22:25.224 --> 01:22:27.324 This filthy thing! 01:22:30.390 --> 01:22:32.324 It will come down. 01:22:35.257 --> 01:22:37.857 I ask you again, mr. Cleg, 01:22:38.590 --> 01:22:40.523 Where are my keys? 01:22:41.756 --> 01:22:44.556 Who...who are you? 01:22:46.490 --> 01:22:48.390 Don't play dumb with me, my friend. 01:22:50.823 --> 01:22:54.190 All right. You leave me no alternative. 01:22:55.490 --> 01:22:57.290 Arms out, legs apart. 01:23:22.490 --> 01:23:24.290 What a magpie you are. 01:23:25.790 --> 01:23:27.690 Where have you hidden them, eh? 01:23:34.190 --> 01:23:36.390 Nothing to say to me, mr. Cleg? 01:23:37.623 --> 01:23:39.023 No. No. 01:23:39.690 --> 01:23:41.224 Not really. 01:29:23.357 --> 01:29:24.257 Ow. 01:29:24.457 --> 01:29:25.456 You all right? 01:29:25.656 --> 01:29:27.457 My hands hurt. You hurt my hands. 01:29:27.657 --> 01:29:28.490 Oh, i'm so sorry. 01:29:28.690 --> 01:29:31.023 It's just an excuse to give you a bit of a cuddle. 01:29:31.223 --> 01:29:33.457 Let me see. I'll take care of them. 01:29:48.990 --> 01:29:50.457 Oh, come on! 01:29:54.224 --> 01:29:56.224 It don't work! 01:29:57.023 --> 01:29:59.123 Fucking plumbing's off. 01:29:59.857 --> 01:30:01.690 You're a plumber. 01:30:03.023 --> 01:30:04.723 Fucking toilets don't work. 01:31:54.923 --> 01:31:56.690 You stay here. 01:32:12.723 --> 01:32:13.823 Oh! 01:32:28.590 --> 01:32:31.857 Oh, no. No. No. 01:32:32.823 --> 01:32:35.957 For god's sake, somebody help me, please! 01:32:36.157 --> 01:32:37.723 For god's sake! 01:32:39.523 --> 01:32:41.590 For god's sake. 01:32:44.357 --> 01:32:46.157 You did this. 01:32:48.057 --> 01:32:50.023 You did this. 01:32:51.756 --> 01:32:53.790 You did your mum in. 01:32:57.556 --> 01:33:00.490 You...you killed your mother. 01:33:02.890 --> 01:33:05.257 You murdered your mum. 01:33:06.590 --> 01:33:08.857 Oh, god. Oh. 01:33:18.756 --> 01:33:20.623 What have you done? 01:33:27.424 --> 01:33:29.324 What have you done? 01:33:51.057 --> 01:33:53.590 Huh. You ready to come back to us then, old son? 01:33:57.923 --> 01:34:00.290 Y-You got a smoke? You got a smoke, john? 01:34:12.490 --> 01:34:13.656 Yeah. Ta. 01:34:29.057 --> 01:34:30.390 Yep. 01:34:30.414 --> 01:34:50.414 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.