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It's a story that might bore you, but you don't
have to listen 'cause I knew it'd be like that.

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And it was in that last year,
or actually weekend,

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really a Friday in December at Camden,
years ago when I was a different person,

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I was so drunk
that I ended up losing my virginity.

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I lost it to a guy
I thought was a ceramics major,

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but who was either an NYU film student
there for The End Of The World, or a townie.

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I actually had my eye on someone else
that night. Victor.

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[VICTOR] With European girls,
it's just a numbers game.

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If you stand in any European city

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and you ask every girl that walks by
if she'll fuck you, one in 20 will say yes.

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A drama major just back from Europe.

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Only a little gay, with flecked blond hair,
a great body, and amazing grey eyes.

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Bam, 20th one and you're fucking!
It's a confirmed statistic, man!

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But Victor was fucking my room-mate Lara.
She gave him mono before he dumped her.

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I'm told that, after I left Camden,

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she got really drunk
and went wandering through Windham House

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and did the whole football team.

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[ROCK MUSIC]

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She's now married to a senator
and has four kids. How time distorts things.

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So you know the movie?

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It was labelled a Tarantino film even though
he was credited as an executive producer...

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So this guy from NYU,
who wasn't even a good Victor facsimile,

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and I were talking on this ratty old couch.

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- I'm sure you've seen this Russian movie...
- Yeah, yeah.

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I kept agreeing with his likes and dislikes,

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all the time thinking that, while he might not
be Victor, he was cute enough.

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..real shit.

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I was sure I was mispronouncing
the film-makers' names,

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remembering the wrong actors, naming
the wrong cinematographers, but I wanted him.

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..same kind of silent movie actors' quality.

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Has anyone ever told you
that you look like Clara Bow? You do!

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I'm serious. I know these things and...

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I could see that his gaze
was drifting toward Kristin Notneff.

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She looked back with confidence

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because she knew, underneath her clothes,
she had on a black bra with matching panties,

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which I didn't.

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Oh, sorry, what was I talking about?

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But I had the next best thing.

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I've got a joint in my room.

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Except it wasn't my room.

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It was Lorna Slavin's room,
who was at her boyfriend's house

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probably swallowing his DNA.

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And I didn't have a joint either and,
if I did, it would have been Lorna Slavin's joint.

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He wouldn't have cared if I had one or not.

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I must have passed out around then.

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When I came to, he was fucking me,
but he didn't know I was a virgin and it hurt.

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Not that badly, not as bad as I'd been taught
to expect, but not exactly pleasant either.

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I heard another voice in the room.

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I wanna see you do her
like Ron Jeremy would.

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I remember the weight on the bed shifting

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and realising that this person behind me
wasn't the NYU student, but somebody else.

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Oh, my God, it was some townie!

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I had actually lost my virginity to a townie.

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This wouldn't have happened with Victor.

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He would've taken me gently
in his big, strong drama major arms

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and undressed me quietly and expertly.

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Taken my bra off with grace and ease
and it probably wouldn't have hurt.

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I should've given myself to Victor last term
when I had the chance.

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- We gotta put the keg somewhere.
- Not there, it's fucking my shot.

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Get the fuck out before you ruin my movie!

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- Gross!
- Much better!

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I always knew it was gonna be like this.

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[TALKS BACKWARDS]

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I just get the feeling
my life lacks forward momentum.

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Like everything is moving by so quickly
that time just seems to stop.

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[POOL BALLS CLACK]

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I can't believe the shit
that spills outta my mouth.

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I talk about God knows what,
I let my eyes drift across the room.

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As my mouth allows thoughts to drop out of
my brain and roll off my tongue like gumballs,

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I imagine the things in life that never were
and all the things that could have been.

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[RHYTHMIC MUSIC]

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- He'll do.
- Oh, I like this song!

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"Gay Song Definitely."

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- Do you have any E?
- It makes your spinal fluid run backwards.

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- I may have some up in my room.
- You're game, right?

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Uh...I...

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No one's twisting your arm.

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Why am I trying to convince you? Let's do it.

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Whoa! I think it's kicking in.

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- I feel it now, too.
- The truth is I feel nothing.

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What the fuck...!

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- Sorry, I thought you were gay.
- Fuck you! I'm no fag!

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You sure about that? I definitely
detected a certain fagginess to you.

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Get the fuck outta here, homo!

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I'm not gay! You're lucky I don't kill you!

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Luck has nothing to do with it.
Everything is preordained. Manifest destiny.

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You can stop time no more than
you can will the oceans to overwhelm the world

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or cause the moon to drop.

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Three months later, he had a gay affair,
within a year he was a queen

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and telling people I couldn't get it up.

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Luck has nothing to do with anything.

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[TALKS BACKWARDS]

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A numb feeling washes over me as I let go
of the past and look forward to the future.

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I pretend to be a vampire. I don't really
need to pretend because it's who I am.

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An emotional vampire.

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I've just come to expect it.

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That vampires are real, that I was born this way.

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That I feed off other people's real emotions.

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I search for this night's prey.

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Who will it be?

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You look familiar. Have we met?

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I think I fucked her at the beginning of term.
The Wet Wednesday Party.

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- No.
- What's your name?

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- Peter.
- Really?

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- Aren't you a senior?
- No, a freshman.

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- Really? I thought you were older.
- No, I'm a freshman.

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Peter. Peter the freshman.

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She has dick-sucking lips,
so I consider the options.

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I can leave now, go back to my room.

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Play the guitar.

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Masturbate to internet porn.

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I'm gonna come on those tits!

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Go to sleep.

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Or play quarters with Dicky and Quinlivan
and that dumb guy from LA.

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Or I could take her for coffee
and ditch her with the bill.

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Or I could take her back to my room,
hope the Frog's gone, get stoned and fuck her.

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So what do you think?

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What do I think?

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I think, why not?

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Rock 'n' roll.

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She slowly followed me back to my dorm room,

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too eager, too stunned to speak.

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I was so excited, I couldn't stop shaking
and I dropped the key.

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♫ ..and then I begin... ♫

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I played her a song that I'd written myself,
then segued into one by Counting Crows.

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I played it quietly and sang the lyrics
slowly and softly.

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She was so moved
that she actually started to cry.

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Maybe it was the Ecstasy that she was on.
Maybe she thought she really loved me.

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He instantly went hard. She was crying,
but she let him pull her clothes off.

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She smelled like sweet fruit. Her snatch
was small. Pubic hair light and sparse.

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Yet when he fingered her, he felt nothing.
She wasn't getting wet, though she moaned.

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He was semi-stiff and losing his erection.
Something was wrong, was missing.

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He didn't know what.

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[GIRL GASPS]

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Confused, he started to fuck her.

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[GIRL GASPS]

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Before he came, it hit him.

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He can't remember the last time
he had sex sober.

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[GIRL GASPS] Peter, Peter! Oh, Peter!

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[MUSIC: "AIDA GRAND MARCH" BY VERDI]

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[THE CURE] ♫ This is stranger than I thought
Six different ways inside my heart

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♫ And every one I'll keep tonight
Six different ways go deep inside

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♫ I'll tell them anything at all

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♫ I know I'll give them more and more

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♫ I'll tell them anything at all

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♫ I know I'll give the world and more

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♫ They think I'm on my hands and head

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♫ This time they're much too slow

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♫ Six sides to every lie I say

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♫ It's that American voice again

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♫ It was never quite like this before
Not one of you's the same

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♫ To do do doo...

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You sneaky bitch!

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"Got you. You're mine now for the rest
of the day, week, month, year, life.

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"Have you guessed who I am?
Sometimes I think you have.

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"Sometimes, when you're scanning a crowd,
your sultry eyes stop on me.

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"Are you afraid to let me know how you feel?

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"I want to moan and writhe with you.

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"I want to kiss your mouth and say
love you, love you, love you, while stripping.

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"I want you so bad, it stings.
I want to kill the ugly girls you're with.

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"Do you really like those boring,
naive, coy girls or is it just for sex?

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"The seeds of love have taken hold and,
if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone."

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♫ This, this is stranger than I ever thought ♫

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What... How she do that?

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- What's goin' on?
- Gonna have to sell that bike of yours!

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- Why?
- Where's my money, college boy?!

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- Do you take American Express?
- That's not funny!

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You like that? They taught it in the army.

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One of 17 hand-to-hand combat methods
of rendering your enemy defenceless.

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All I gotta do is apply pressure
to rip your carpals free from your metacarpals

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and you will be unable to operate your weapon!

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I'm not your enemy, Rupert,
I don't have a weapon.

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That's why you get a little time, homes.

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- Do you want some coke?
- Sure.

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Then buy your own, bitch! Get the fuck
outta my crib and get me my money!

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There's an orgy tonight at Booth House.

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I'm scoring for some freshmen. They're rich,
they want cocaine. What do you think?

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I think you're a rich motherfucking motherfucker

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who owes me a fucking shitload
of motherfucking cash!

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That's what I think, you rich motherfucker!

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You want some blow, motherfucker?
You bring me my motherfucking cash!

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- Fuck you!
- Jesus fucking Christ, don't get so tense!

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I'll show you tense!
You're into me for a fuckload of money!

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I think you
and your motherfucking rich-kid friends

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are gonna take off to all your rich-ass lives,
leaving me holding my motherfucking dick!

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So fuck you!

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Rupert, I'm not like those rich assholes!

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I'm on financial aid!
I'm from a fucking farm in Nebraska!

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My family had to sell the fucking cow
to get me here!

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- Bullshit!
- My father's in the hospital, OK? I...

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My family's strapped for cash.
I might have to drop out.

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- Really?
- The Lord is my witness, yes.

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- You don't have any fucking cash?
- No.

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I had to work all summer just to pay for this term.

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I thought you went home to New York
for the summer.

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That's what I told people
so they wouldn't laugh at me.

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I actually had to wash pigs all summer.

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Jesus Christ, man, I can get these kids
to overpay. They're desperate for drugs.

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I'm your key to moving this shit. You need me.
I need the cash. We need each other.

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Get this straight, fuckhead! I need you like
I need a motherfucking asshole on my elbow!

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Right here! An asshole!

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That's how much I need you!

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- What you think, Guest?
- I think you should sniff less cocaine.

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Stop leaving the gun lying around on the table.

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Leave the boy alone before him piss in panty!

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[GUEST CHUCKLES]

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You know I'm just fuckin' with you, baby, right?

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Right.

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[SNIFFS LOUDLY]

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What kind of mark-up you think you can get?

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- Well, that depends on how stepped-on it is.
- Stepped on? Guest, is our shit stepped-on?

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No, man, it fresher than the morning snow!
What wrong with him?

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Maybe 20%  over market value.

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50% , you say? Hot damn, college boy,
that's some good motherfucking math!

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I do believe we have ourselves a deal.

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- Do we have ourselves a deal?
- Sure.

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Good. Time for you to get to work.

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Sometimes...a minute...

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..will last...like an hour, you know...

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or other times...

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..an hour just...just...zips by...

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..like a minute.

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You know, it's all subjective.

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Every person...

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..perceives it...perceives it differently.

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It's like... That's why you can't trust clocks,
you know.

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Marc...you owe me 500 bucks.

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I want it by Sunday.

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OK?

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You notice there aren't any clocks in my room

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'cause they...they interfere with your ability to...

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..to adjust the time to...

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..to...to suit your needs, you know.

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- Marc...
- Do not be a slave to time...

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..my friend,

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'cause... [SNIFFS]

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..it...uh...

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there's no point.

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Oh! Oh! I...I can feel my dick!

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I can feel my dick!

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[GASPS] Oh, my God!

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Hey! Fucking hey! What about the cash?!

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- Marc, what about the fucking cash?!
- What class...man?

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Who teaches that? Fucking...

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Just...go away, huh?

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Just...stop bugging me, just stop asking me.
Stop kicking my fucking bed.

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Stop...you know...

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I'll get you your fuck...
Just don't fuck my karma, dude! Don't fuck it up!

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[PLAYS ODD NOTES]

00:27:33.234 --> 00:27:36.695
[PLAYS TUNELESSLY]

00:28:03.848 --> 00:28:07.601
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS BACKWARDS]

00:28:27.247 --> 00:28:30.374
[KIDS SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]

00:28:38.883 --> 00:28:42.302
♫ Get yourself together
Get yourself together

00:28:42.470 --> 00:28:46.640
♫ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

00:28:46.808 --> 00:28:50.269
♫ Get yourself together... ♫

00:28:58.486 --> 00:29:01.613
Hi, Mitch. What's up?

00:29:01.781 --> 00:29:05.117
Not very much. Uh, what's up with you?

00:29:05.994 --> 00:29:09.329
Not much. Can we talk?

00:29:10.498 --> 00:29:13.208
What do you wanna talk about?

00:29:13.793 --> 00:29:16.086
- What's going on.
- Hey!

00:29:17.130 --> 00:29:19.965
I warned you. Remember that.

00:29:20.133 --> 00:29:22.217
I know, I know.

00:29:23.136 --> 00:29:25.971
Wait, what did you warn me about?

00:29:26.139 --> 00:29:28.223
I warned you!

00:29:32.479 --> 00:29:34.354
Wait, Mitch!

00:29:35.523 --> 00:29:38.275
Mitch, don't be such a pussy!

00:29:38.443 --> 00:29:43.238
I am warning you again!
I don't know what your fucking problem is!

00:29:43.406 --> 00:29:46.742
Just stay the fuck aw... Hey.

00:29:46.910 --> 00:29:51.580
Hey, guys. Is there some sort of problem,
Paul and Mitchell?

00:29:51.748 --> 00:29:55.042
No, I... You two know each other?

00:29:55.210 --> 00:29:57.169
Yeah. Hi.

00:29:57.629 --> 00:29:59.505
Hi. [SCREAMS]

00:30:02.550 --> 00:30:05.677
Mitch, I'm kinda through partying tonight.

00:30:05.845 --> 00:30:09.473
Do you want to...uh...
walk me back to my room?

00:30:09.641 --> 00:30:12.559
My room-mate's at her boyfriend's tonight.

00:30:14.312 --> 00:30:18.357
- Yeah?
- What about you, Paul? What are you doing?

00:30:18.942 --> 00:30:21.777
- Come on, let's go.
- It might be fun!

00:30:21.945 --> 00:30:23.821
Come on.

00:30:24.906 --> 00:30:27.741
- Let's go.
- You know you want to.

00:30:29.202 --> 00:30:32.329
- Later, guy.
- Bye, Paul. Maybe next time.

00:30:38.002 --> 00:30:40.921
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

00:31:04.946 --> 00:31:06.822
Excuse you.

00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.246
- Sean Bateman, right?
- Right.

00:31:14.414 --> 00:31:16.456
Paul.

00:31:16.624 --> 00:31:18.250
Right.

00:31:21.629 --> 00:31:26.008
- Who's the girl with Mitchell?
- You mean Candice?

00:31:26.175 --> 00:31:29.219
Her name is Candice.

00:31:29.387 --> 00:31:33.557
- I had a class with her, but I failed it.
- Really?

00:31:33.725 --> 00:31:36.018
My type of guy!

00:31:36.185 --> 00:31:40.230
Fucking keg's dead. Typical.
I wish I had a case of beer.

00:31:40.398 --> 00:31:42.190
- Quesadilla?
- What?

00:31:43.443 --> 00:31:48.447
- Quesadilla. Mexican food. El Sombrero.
- El Sombrero closed a long time ago.

00:31:48.615 --> 00:31:52.492
- How about tomorrow night? I'll buy.
- I don't know.

00:31:53.411 --> 00:31:56.121
- You'll buy?
- Totally buy.

00:32:02.587 --> 00:32:06.506
- Rock 'n' roll.
- Tomorrow, then.

00:32:14.432 --> 00:32:16.516
[ALARM CLOCK BEEPS]

00:32:22.857 --> 00:32:27.778
[DONOVAN] ♫ Yellow is the colour
of my true love's hair

00:32:27.946 --> 00:32:30.739
♫ In the morning

00:32:30.907 --> 00:32:33.617
♫ When we rise

00:32:33.785 --> 00:32:36.495
♫ In the morning

00:32:36.663 --> 00:32:39.373
♫ When we rise

00:32:39.540 --> 00:32:44.711
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time

00:32:44.879 --> 00:32:47.381
♫ I love the best...

00:32:53.596 --> 00:32:57.140
- How can you go out this early?
- I got a class.

00:32:57.308 --> 00:32:59.184
It's Saturday.

00:33:01.521 --> 00:33:03.605
[ALARM BEEPS]

00:33:08.778 --> 00:33:11.863
Merde! What is it? Turn off that fucking thing!

00:33:12.031 --> 00:33:14.074
[ALARM BEEPS]

00:33:16.077 --> 00:33:18.370
[BEEPS CONTINUE]

00:33:21.374 --> 00:33:26.253
♫ Blue is the colour of the sky

00:33:26.421 --> 00:33:28.714
♫ In the morning

00:33:29.424 --> 00:33:32.134
♫ When we rise

00:33:32.301 --> 00:33:35.220
♫ In the morning

00:33:35.388 --> 00:33:38.098
♫ When we rise

00:33:38.266 --> 00:33:43.603
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time

00:33:43.771 --> 00:33:46.565
♫ I love the best...

00:33:46.733 --> 00:33:48.400
Hold it!

00:33:56.075 --> 00:33:59.161
[SNORING]

00:34:17.430 --> 00:34:19.681
[FARTS]

00:34:20.475 --> 00:34:25.520
♫ Mellow is the feeling that I get

00:34:25.688 --> 00:34:34.821
♫ When I see her

00:34:34.989 --> 00:34:37.532
♫ Oh, yeah

00:34:37.700 --> 00:34:43.163
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time

00:34:43.331 --> 00:34:45.916
♫ I love the best

00:34:50.254 --> 00:34:55.300
♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use

00:34:55.468 --> 00:34:58.553
♫ Without thinking

00:34:58.721 --> 00:35:01.181
♫ Oh, yeah

00:35:01.349 --> 00:35:03.433
♫ Without thinking

00:35:07.522 --> 00:35:12.651
♫ Of the time
♫ Of the time

00:35:12.819 --> 00:35:15.320
♫ When I've been loved

00:35:19.867 --> 00:35:24.913
♫ Yellow is the colour of my true love's hair

00:35:25.081 --> 00:35:28.083
♫ In the morning

00:35:28.251 --> 00:35:31.253
♫ When we rise

00:35:31.420 --> 00:35:33.880
♫ In the morning

00:35:34.048 --> 00:35:36.216
♫ When we rise

00:35:37.093 --> 00:35:42.347
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time

00:35:42.515 --> 00:35:45.433
♫ I love the best...

00:36:10.543 --> 00:36:13.378
- Hi.
- Hey. You here for that class?

00:36:13.546 --> 00:36:16.464
- The tutorial on the post-modern condition?
- Yeah.

00:36:16.632 --> 00:36:18.842
It was cancelled.

00:36:19.010 --> 00:36:22.179
- Typical.
- Never seen you there before.

00:36:22.346 --> 00:36:25.473
That's what's typical.
First time I showed up for it.

00:36:25.641 --> 00:36:28.768
Yeah. You've got bad timing.

00:36:28.936 --> 00:36:34.566
Saturdays suck ass. I don't have to put up
with this shit. I'm dropping this fucking class.

00:36:35.568 --> 00:36:37.652
- Yeah, me too.
- Really?

00:36:37.820 --> 00:36:42.490
- Mm-hm. I think I'm gonna change my major.
- To what?

00:36:42.658 --> 00:36:46.411
- I don't know yet. What's yours?
- I don't even know.

00:36:50.458 --> 00:36:52.125
[SHE SIGHS]

00:36:52.293 --> 00:36:56.671
- Your name's Sean Bateman, right?
- Right. Your name is Lauren.

00:36:56.839 --> 00:37:02.219
Yeah. I bought pot from you last year.
It was good. A little seedy, though.

00:37:02.386 --> 00:37:05.096
You used to go out with Paul Denton.

00:37:05.264 --> 00:37:08.183
Yeah...before.

00:37:11.103 --> 00:37:13.188
Show me your eyes.

00:37:15.316 --> 00:37:17.901
♫ When I see her

00:37:21.197 --> 00:37:26.284
♫ When I see her, oh, yeah...

00:37:28.120 --> 00:37:30.121
Rock 'n' roll.

00:37:30.289 --> 00:37:32.791
♫ That's the time
♫ That's the time

00:37:32.959 --> 00:37:34.834
♫ I love the best...

00:37:35.002 --> 00:37:39.589
Maybe I'll see you at the next
Pre-Saturday Party Party...Sean Bateman.

00:37:39.757 --> 00:37:44.970
♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use

00:37:45.137 --> 00:37:48.056
♫ Without thinking

00:37:48.224 --> 00:37:50.934
♫ Oh, yeah

00:37:51.102 --> 00:37:53.395
♫ Without thinking

00:37:56.983 --> 00:38:02.362
♫ Of the time
♫ Of the time

00:38:02.530 --> 00:38:05.490
♫ When I've been loved ♫

00:38:13.082 --> 00:38:17.085
[SERGE GAINSBOURG]
♫ L'ami Caouette me fait la tête

00:38:17.628 --> 00:38:20.130
♫ Qu'a Caouette?

00:38:20.298 --> 00:38:24.676
♫ La p'tite Noé veut plus m'parler

00:38:24.844 --> 00:38:27.637
♫ Qu'a Noé?

00:38:27.805 --> 00:38:31.141
♫ L'ami Cao? M'a mis KO

00:38:32.101 --> 00:38:34.561
♫ Qu'a Cao?

00:38:34.729 --> 00:38:38.732
♫ La p'tite Ramel m'est infidèle

00:38:38.899 --> 00:38:41.901
♫ Qu'a Ramel?

00:38:42.069 --> 00:38:45.155
♫ M'sieur Hannibal m'mine le moral ♫

00:38:46.115 --> 00:38:50.285
Oh, my God, Harry tried to kill himself!

00:38:50.453 --> 00:38:54.622
[PAUL] That is typical.
I knew something like this was gonna happen.

00:38:54.790 --> 00:39:00.295
I just had a feeling there'd be some obstacle
to prevent my evening with Sean happening.

00:39:01.088 --> 00:39:07.135
You gotta come to Fel's house. He's there.
Shit, Paul, we've got to do something!

00:39:07.303 --> 00:39:09.804
That's way too gay.

00:39:09.972 --> 00:39:14.351
Um...call Security.
Trust me, they'll be there within an hour.

00:39:14.518 --> 00:39:19.022
Security? Security? What do you need,
a formal fucking invitation?!

00:39:19.190 --> 00:39:21.316
I gotta be out at seven!

00:39:23.235 --> 00:39:26.988
You are killing Harry! Pull it together! March!

00:39:27.823 --> 00:39:31.576
What did he do?
Try and OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?

00:39:32.703 --> 00:39:35.372
Oh, my God! I brought Paul!

00:39:35.539 --> 00:39:38.041
- What did he take?
- I don't know!

00:39:38.209 --> 00:39:42.212
Oh, Harry, sweetie!
He's gonna get his death of cold!

00:39:43.839 --> 00:39:47.425
- We should take him to hospital.
- Are you crazy?

00:39:47.593 --> 00:39:50.595
- What else is there?
- I have to meet someone.

00:39:50.763 --> 00:39:54.724
Fuck your meeting! Get the car, Raymond!
Grab his feet!

00:39:55.810 --> 00:39:58.103
Jesus, this is so typical.

00:40:00.898 --> 00:40:04.442
- He found out he was adopted.
- Stop. I need some cigarettes.

00:40:04.610 --> 00:40:08.822
- We have somebody OD'ing back here!
- He's not OD'ing.

00:40:08.989 --> 00:40:12.951
- He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD.
- Fuck you, Paul!

00:40:13.536 --> 00:40:16.246
- He's throwing up!
- Open the fucking window!

00:40:16.414 --> 00:40:19.999
- He's not throwing up.
- What do you call that "krrrr" sound?!

00:40:20.167 --> 00:40:23.294
Dry heaves.
There's a lot of air in his stomach.

00:40:23.462 --> 00:40:27.382
Maybe we should be inducing vomiting.
Should I pull the car over?

00:40:28.426 --> 00:40:30.677
- Can I change the CD?
- Shut up!

00:40:30.845 --> 00:40:32.720
You're gonna be OK.

00:40:32.888 --> 00:40:36.641
♫ Blue-eyed dressed for every situation

00:40:36.809 --> 00:40:39.936
♫ Moving through the doorway of a nation ♫

00:40:43.482 --> 00:40:45.900
[MUFFLED PANICKED VOICES]

00:40:46.610 --> 00:40:49.028
- Come on, Harry!
- Grab his arm!

00:40:49.196 --> 00:40:52.323
- Oh, God!
- OK, you're gonna make it!

00:40:53.284 --> 00:40:59.122
- [BOTH] Help! Help!
- We need some help! This guy's OD'ing!

00:40:59.957 --> 00:41:03.501
- Get him into the emergency room!
- I'm on my break.

00:41:03.669 --> 00:41:07.964
- Is there anybody else around here?
- Oh, please take care of Harry!

00:41:08.132 --> 00:41:11.092
- You gotta take of him!
- Move, move, move.

00:41:11.260 --> 00:41:15.847
Please, would you just get him up?!
His name's Harry. Please help him!

00:41:16.015 --> 00:41:18.266
- Harry!
- Harry.

00:41:22.897 --> 00:41:26.483
- I'm not getting any pulse.
- Is this a joke?

00:41:26.650 --> 00:41:31.529
- I can see him moving. He's not dead.
- He's dead, Paul! Shut up!

00:41:31.697 --> 00:41:34.824
- Oh, God!
- And how did this happen exactly?

00:41:34.992 --> 00:41:38.828
- [BOTH] Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
- [PAUL] Will you shut up!

00:41:39.663 --> 00:41:43.124
- He's not dead.
- He hasn't got a pulse or a heartbeat.

00:41:43.292 --> 00:41:46.503
- His pupils are fixed and dilated.
- Harry, come back!

00:41:46.670 --> 00:41:51.466
Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here.
- You have to do something!

00:41:51.634 --> 00:41:55.970
- I've seen this on "ER". Fix him!
- Harry's gone to the big bye-bye.

00:41:56.138 --> 00:42:02.477
He's got his name in the papers on the back
side. It's toe tag time in Teenville tonight.

00:42:02.645 --> 00:42:05.480
- Teenville?
- You should've just said no, Harry.

00:42:05.648 --> 00:42:09.609
- I'm not dead, am I?
- Yes, you are! Shut up!

00:42:09.777 --> 00:42:14.447
You don't have a pulse. I think you're dead.
Let me run a few tests...

00:42:14.615 --> 00:42:17.408
- You're looking at a malpractice suit!
- Harry is dead.

00:42:17.576 --> 00:42:21.955
[ALL SHOUT AT ONCE]

00:42:22.122 --> 00:42:26.292
A few tests on Harry
and I'm sure I could prove he's dead.

00:42:26.460 --> 00:42:29.587
No! You leave the pain and suffering!

00:42:30.965 --> 00:42:35.343
I insist you bring back the corpse
for me to do some tests.

00:42:43.227 --> 00:42:47.730
- Ugh!
- Is your deterrent to the party working?

00:42:47.898 --> 00:42:51.276
Sort of. The best would be Victor, though.

00:42:51.443 --> 00:42:56.239
Enough fantasising.
Victor is 3,000 miles away. Use the book.

00:42:57.950 --> 00:43:00.034
How do I look?

00:43:01.078 --> 00:43:05.665
- You look kinda skinny, actually.
- Skinny? Really?

00:43:05.833 --> 00:43:09.294
- Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- What's the difference?

00:43:09.461 --> 00:43:14.173
Bulimic passes for healthy
except your teeth rot, but my teeth aren't, so...

00:43:14.341 --> 00:43:16.551
So you look bulimic skinny?

00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:22.432
Lauren, it's amazing the weight you lose
when you get off the pill.

00:43:22.600 --> 00:43:26.185
- Until you get knocked up.
- OK, we'll do the math.

00:43:26.353 --> 00:43:31.774
If the condom is 98%  safe and he wears two,
then you're 196%  safe.

00:43:31.942 --> 00:43:36.279
- A much better percentage than the pill.
- It doesn't work that way, Lara.

00:43:36.447 --> 00:43:39.198
Abstinence is 100%  safe, which is less...

00:43:39.366 --> 00:43:43.620
Whatever. I don't major in math.
Are you coming or not?

00:43:43.787 --> 00:43:48.791
- I don't know.
- Lauren, listen to your friend and room-mate.

00:43:48.959 --> 00:43:52.712
If you wait for Victor,
you'll never lose your virginity.

00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:56.257
You can't just wait for destiny. Make it happen.

00:43:59.011 --> 00:44:01.095
[BOY RETCHES]

00:44:03.098 --> 00:44:06.809
[RAP MUSIC: "SEI DEIN EIGENER HELD"
BY JENS "DER WOLF" ALBERT]

00:44:28.791 --> 00:44:30.667
Is she coming?

00:44:30.834 --> 00:44:32.710
- I doubt it.
- Why?

00:44:32.878 --> 00:44:35.380
- She's been looking at the book.
- What book?

00:44:35.547 --> 00:44:38.007
A book of venereal diseases.

00:44:38.175 --> 00:44:42.011
It discourages her
from hooking up with people like you.

00:44:42.179 --> 00:44:47.392
It's got some pretty nasty imagery.
It helps keep her focused on her homework.

00:44:49.770 --> 00:44:52.522
- She's not coming, then.
- Nope.

00:44:52.690 --> 00:44:55.525
So why don't you get me another beer?

00:44:55.693 --> 00:44:58.820
[GERMAN RAP SONG CONTINUES]

00:45:13.794 --> 00:45:17.672
- Hey, Sean. Sorry I'm late.
- What?

00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:23.428
There was this whole thing. I had to take
a freshman to the hospital. Anyhow, I'm...

00:45:23.595 --> 00:45:26.723
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- I'm here.

00:45:26.890 --> 00:45:30.852
- Never mind.
- Um...I'll make it up to you.

00:45:31.019 --> 00:45:35.815
- You don't have to.
- I know, but I want to. I insist.

00:45:35.983 --> 00:45:38.067
- Whatever.
- Really.

00:45:41.321 --> 00:45:45.700
I have some pot in my room
if you wanna get stoned.

00:45:45.868 --> 00:45:48.995
- You have pot?
- In my room, yeah.

00:45:52.124 --> 00:45:54.625
- Want a beer?
- Let's go.

00:46:00.090 --> 00:46:02.800
- Hey.
- Hey, Lauren. Um...this is...

00:46:02.968 --> 00:46:06.095
- Jim.
- Jim from Dartmouth.

00:46:06.263 --> 00:46:09.348
- Hi.
- Brewski for youski?

00:46:09.516 --> 00:46:12.435
- Sure.
- Hey, you want it, you got it.

00:46:14.897 --> 00:46:19.692
He thinks it's the Dressed
To Get Screwed Party. I'll give him to you.

00:46:19.860 --> 00:46:22.987
- No, that's OK.
- You sure?

00:46:23.655 --> 00:46:27.742
- I haven't seen Victor around.
- What about Sean Bateman? Seen him?

00:46:27.910 --> 00:46:30.787
Yeah. Actually, Sean just ran off with Paul.

00:46:30.954 --> 00:46:33.039
- Paul Denton?
- Uh-huh.

00:46:33.207 --> 00:46:36.542
You serious? You don't think...? No!

00:46:37.419 --> 00:46:40.129
- I don't know.
- No.

00:46:40.297 --> 00:46:44.467
- He must just be selling him something.
- [BOTH] Must be, yeah.

00:46:46.553 --> 00:46:52.517
- OK, so are you out on the prowl again?
- Yeah, that book's just not...not doing it.

00:46:52.684 --> 00:46:54.477
- No?
- Uh-uh.

00:46:54.645 --> 00:46:59.315
Good. Well, just don't wait up for me. OK?

00:46:59.483 --> 00:47:00.942
- OK!
- OK.

00:47:01.109 --> 00:47:02.652
OK!

00:47:05.697 --> 00:47:07.782
Miss Lauren Hynde.

00:47:09.076 --> 00:47:12.203
Why weren't you at my tutorial last Saturday?

00:47:20.337 --> 00:47:22.505
Would you like a drink?

00:47:55.205 --> 00:47:56.581
[SIGHS]

00:47:56.748 --> 00:47:59.959
[MUSIC: "AIDA GRAND MARCH" BY VERDI]

00:48:07.384 --> 00:48:09.176
Come here.

00:48:24.860 --> 00:48:26.736
- All right?
- Uh-hm.

00:48:41.877 --> 00:48:44.545
- Do you want a turn-on?
- No, thanks.

00:48:45.339 --> 00:48:46.881
Well...

00:48:52.429 --> 00:48:54.513
..don't mind if I do.

00:49:05.275 --> 00:49:09.236
- So are we gonna do it here on the couch?
- Do what?

00:49:10.906 --> 00:49:12.990
You know, do it?

00:49:13.158 --> 00:49:15.910
What? Fuck?

00:49:18.038 --> 00:49:20.957
Are you mad? I'd lose my tenure.

00:49:21.708 --> 00:49:23.793
And I'm a married man.

00:49:26.004 --> 00:49:28.089
Aren't you hitting on me?

00:49:30.258 --> 00:49:32.343
For a hummer, sure.

00:49:35.889 --> 00:49:38.808
I've heard you're talented, Miss Hynde.

00:49:40.435 --> 00:49:43.562
And it certainly can't hurt your GPA.

00:49:45.691 --> 00:49:47.775
So...shall we?

00:50:03.375 --> 00:50:06.836
[CHORUS FROM "AIDA"]

00:50:15.262 --> 00:50:18.597
[MUSIC RISES TO A CLIMAX]

00:50:25.731 --> 00:50:29.358
- So where did you spend last summer?
- Berlin.

00:50:30.444 --> 00:50:32.611
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

00:50:32.779 --> 00:50:35.489
- What?
- Do you speak German?

00:50:36.116 --> 00:50:37.992
No!

00:50:38.160 --> 00:50:40.661
- What the fu...
- You don't?

00:50:44.458 --> 00:50:47.585
- No. Why?
- Well, I don't know.

00:50:47.753 --> 00:50:53.132
I just assumed since you spent the summer
in Berlin, I thought...

00:50:54.843 --> 00:50:57.261
No. Berlin, New Hampshire.

00:50:58.764 --> 00:51:00.389
Oh.

00:51:03.185 --> 00:51:07.146
[SEAN] I need to get some more pot.
I'm running out.

00:51:08.607 --> 00:51:10.691
And I need to get laid.

00:51:11.693 --> 00:51:15.863
Where the fuck was Lauren tonight?
That Lara girl was kinda hot.

00:51:16.031 --> 00:51:22.078
I could bang her and feel good about it.
I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why.

00:51:23.997 --> 00:51:28.584
It would just ruin my illusion
of her innocence...her purity.

00:51:30.670 --> 00:51:33.964
Whoa! Is that really what I want?

00:51:36.718 --> 00:51:41.514
I need to fuck someone.
Then I need to get more pot.

00:51:44.392 --> 00:51:50.189
[PAUL] I watched him with growing intensity
as he refilled the pipe in the smoky room.

00:51:50.357 --> 00:51:53.692
He fingered what looked like moss
and it struck me

00:51:53.860 --> 00:51:56.987
that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty.

00:51:57.155 --> 00:52:02.076
A boy who'd been around and couldn't
remember if he was Catholic or not.

00:52:02.244 --> 00:52:06.205
[LOVE AND ROCKETS] ♫ I'm so alive

00:52:32.691 --> 00:52:35.818
♫ Don't know what colour
your eyes are, baby

00:52:35.986 --> 00:52:40.364
♫ But your hair is long and brown

00:52:40.532 --> 00:52:43.993
♫ You're legs are strong
and you're so, so long

00:52:44.161 --> 00:52:47.496
♫ And you don't come from this town

00:52:48.540 --> 00:52:52.084
♫ My head is full of magic, baby

00:52:52.252 --> 00:52:55.796
♫ And I can't share this with you

00:52:56.631 --> 00:52:59.967
♫ I feel I'm on top again, baby

00:53:00.135 --> 00:53:04.555
♫ That's got everything
to do with you-hoo-hoo

00:53:04.723 --> 00:53:06.724
♫ I'm alive

00:53:07.893 --> 00:53:10.186
♫ I'm so alive ♫

00:53:16.860 --> 00:53:19.278
[MOANS OF PLEASURE]

00:53:22.741 --> 00:53:25.201
Look at that chick's cans!

00:53:25.368 --> 00:53:27.870
- Implants.
- I like the feel of fake tits.

00:53:28.038 --> 00:53:30.122
[PHONE RINGS]

00:53:31.374 --> 00:53:36.170
- I need to get cable in my room.
- Hello? Hi, Mom.

00:53:36.838 --> 00:53:38.422
[TV OFF]

00:53:38.590 --> 00:53:40.758
What's going on?

00:53:41.468 --> 00:53:43.761
[SEAN] You are one dirty bitch!

00:53:44.596 --> 00:53:48.891
Tomorrow? The Jareds are coming? Oh.

00:53:52.479 --> 00:53:57.107
This weekend? I have a lot of school work.
How about next weekend?

00:53:58.151 --> 00:54:02.112
- Faggoty sitcom, faggoty sitcom...
- Richard?

00:54:03.323 --> 00:54:07.076
Uh...OK. Yeah, you too.

00:54:11.873 --> 00:54:17.127
- I have to go into the city tomorrow night.
- Rock 'n' roll.

00:54:17.796 --> 00:54:20.506
- Wanna go?
- No.

00:54:20.674 --> 00:54:26.929
- Dressed To Get Screwed Party's tomorrow.
- I know. I don't wanna leave you here alone.

00:54:27.097 --> 00:54:30.474
- Deal with it. I'm borrowing these.
- Wait.

00:54:31.309 --> 00:54:35.062
Would you give me a ride to the bus station
tomorrow?

00:54:35.230 --> 00:54:38.357
Whatever. Look, I gotta meet my adviser.

00:54:41.736 --> 00:54:44.655
[MOANS OF PLEASURE]

00:54:55.208 --> 00:54:58.544
I shouldn't be leaving.
He'll sleep with someone else.

00:54:58.712 --> 00:55:03.924
It's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party,
for Christ's sake! What the fuck am I doing?

00:55:05.176 --> 00:55:07.261
I love you, Sean Bateman.

00:55:11.224 --> 00:55:14.560
[SEAN] I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex.

00:55:14.728 --> 00:55:18.522
I wonder if she comes easily...or at all.

00:55:18.690 --> 00:55:24.403
I won't go to bed with a girl who doesn't.
If I can't make a girl come, why bother?

00:55:25.739 --> 00:55:28.824
Hmm...I'm hungry.

00:56:31.262 --> 00:56:36.934
"Tonight's the night, tonight's the night,
tonight's the night, tonight's the night..."

00:56:37.102 --> 00:56:38.727
[SNIFFS]

00:56:41.564 --> 00:56:44.691
- Tonight's the night?
- Yep, I'm going all the way.

00:56:44.859 --> 00:56:47.403
- Who's the lucky boy?
- Not telling.

00:56:47.570 --> 00:56:50.656
- You will if you want me out of the room!
- OK.

00:56:50.824 --> 00:56:53.534
- Sean Bateman.
- He's a drug dealer.

00:56:53.701 --> 00:56:57.746
- He made me zhing!
- Zhing? What?

00:56:57.914 --> 00:57:00.833
Something amazing's gonna happen.

00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:07.339
Zhing! Like it just fucking fucks you right up the...
It's like...zhing!

00:57:07.507 --> 00:57:11.260
- No, I've never had that.
- You will someday.

00:57:11.428 --> 00:57:14.638
- You might be afflicted with synaesthesia.
- What?

00:57:14.806 --> 00:57:18.642
It causes you to hear what you see
and see what you hear.

00:57:18.810 --> 00:57:21.311
It's a combination of your senses.

00:57:21.479 --> 00:57:24.815
You really should get that checked out.
Prozac might help.

00:57:24.983 --> 00:57:26.483
What?

00:57:35.994 --> 00:57:38.078
Rusty pipes!

00:57:38.246 --> 00:57:41.373
♫ Rubbin' sticks and stones together
makes the sparks ignite

00:57:41.541 --> 00:57:44.960
♫ And the thought of loving you
is getting so exciting

00:57:45.128 --> 00:57:48.130
♫ Sky rockets in flight

00:57:48.298 --> 00:57:51.175
♫ Afternoon delight... ♫

00:57:57.140 --> 00:57:59.224
[PHONE RINGS]

00:58:07.984 --> 00:58:09.401
Hello?

00:58:10.111 --> 00:58:13.739
Can I talk to Sean Bateman?
I think he lives upstairs.

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:35.761
- Yeah?
- Sean.

00:58:35.929 --> 00:58:40.974
- Who is this? Patrick?
- Who the hell's Patrick? No, it's Paul.

00:58:42.810 --> 00:58:47.189
- Paul?
- Yeah. Remember me?

00:58:47.357 --> 00:58:50.275
No. This better be good.

00:58:50.443 --> 00:58:53.362
I was wondering what was going on.
Who's Patrick?

00:58:53.530 --> 00:58:57.282
- None of your business. What do you want?
- Were you asleep?

00:58:57.450 --> 00:59:00.994
- No, of course not.
- What ARE you doing?

00:59:01.162 --> 00:59:04.331
I'm just getting ready to go to the party.

00:59:04.499 --> 00:59:06.583
- With Patrick?
- No.

00:59:08.836 --> 00:59:11.797
With the person who's leaving me notes.

00:59:11.965 --> 00:59:13.966
- Are you?
- Deal with it.

00:59:14.842 --> 00:59:17.761
- Are you just fucking with me?
- Rock 'n' roll.

00:59:18.972 --> 00:59:20.847
Motherfucker!

00:59:21.015 --> 00:59:22.391
Who?

00:59:26.271 --> 00:59:29.606
Oh, Jesus Christ! Richard, is that you?

00:59:30.316 --> 00:59:34.861
It's Dick! And, yes, it's me.

00:59:37.407 --> 00:59:39.700
[GARGLES]

00:59:45.164 --> 00:59:49.459
- What the hell are you doing?
- Getting fucked up.

00:59:49.627 --> 00:59:52.129
Maybe getting fucked.

00:59:56.467 --> 00:59:58.594
- Ohhh!
- Richard, oh, Richard.

01:00:04.851 --> 01:00:08.103
- Oh, oh!
- Oh, yeah, you're turning me on [!]

01:00:09.939 --> 01:00:13.817
Paul...you remember Mrs Jared.

01:00:15.069 --> 01:00:18.155
Of course. Hello, Mrs Jared.

01:00:18.323 --> 01:00:22.075
- I leave you for five minutes and you're drinking!
- I'm drunk!

01:00:22.243 --> 01:00:27.414
Well, then, take a shower and sober up.
Oh, will my tortures never end?

01:00:28.541 --> 01:00:31.668
- How are you, Paul?
- Fine.

01:00:31.836 --> 01:00:34.963
Would you talk to him? He'll listen to you.

01:00:36.215 --> 01:00:41.428
- Come on, Myra.
- See you both downstairs in 15 minutes.

01:00:41.596 --> 01:00:43.305
Mm?

01:00:45.099 --> 01:00:47.184
[RICHARD CHUCKLES]

01:00:54.567 --> 01:01:00.781
You wanna take a shower with me...
for old times' sake?

01:01:10.583 --> 01:01:13.502
- Want one?
- What are they?

01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:16.213
- Does it matter?
- No.

01:01:16.381 --> 01:01:21.176
[GEORGE MlCHAEL] ♫ I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body

01:01:21.344 --> 01:01:26.431
♫ I know not everybody
Has got a body like you

01:01:26.599 --> 01:01:31.228
♫ But I gotta think twice
Before I give my heart away

01:01:31.396 --> 01:01:35.649
♫ And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too...

01:01:35.817 --> 01:01:40.195
- Surprised me.
- [YAWNS]

01:01:40.363 --> 01:01:43.699
So when she showed up...

01:01:43.866 --> 01:01:49.913
♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider my foolish notion

01:01:50.081 --> 01:01:54.459
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for something more

01:01:54.627 --> 01:01:59.214
♫ Yes, I gotta have faith
Ooh, I gotta have faith

01:01:59.382 --> 01:02:01.800
♫ Because I gotta have faith

01:02:01.968 --> 01:02:04.761
♫ I gotta have faith, faith, faith

01:02:08.683 --> 01:02:10.183
♫ Got to have faith

01:02:10.351 --> 01:02:14.896
♫ Before this river becomes an ocean

01:02:15.064 --> 01:02:18.400
♫ Before you throw my heart back on the floor

01:02:18.568 --> 01:02:22.195
♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider

01:02:22.363 --> 01:02:24.656
♫ My foolish notion

01:02:24.824 --> 01:02:29.745
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for something more

01:02:31.622 --> 01:02:35.959
♫ 'Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith

01:02:36.586 --> 01:02:42.090
♫ 'Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith
I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♫

01:02:42.258 --> 01:02:46.845
[MRS DENTON] Then I realised
my Cadillac had been stolen.

01:02:47.013 --> 01:02:52.601
The police couldn't have cared less.
They said my insurance would take care of it.

01:02:52.769 --> 01:02:56.813
Frankly, I was getting sick of the colour,
you know.

01:02:56.981 --> 01:03:01.902
I'm gonna ask you one more time, Richard.
Kindly remove your sunglasses.

01:03:08.242 --> 01:03:13.955
- Then why don't you tell us about school?
- Mm. Tell us about school.

01:03:17.710 --> 01:03:20.670
- Ciggie.
- Oh, don't smoke!

01:03:20.838 --> 01:03:24.716
You're not allowed to smoke here, I don't think.

01:03:25.301 --> 01:03:27.385
My name is not Richard.

01:03:30.389 --> 01:03:32.599
- Well, then, what is it?
- Dick.

01:03:32.767 --> 01:03:36.728
- What?
- Dick! You heard me. Dick.

01:03:38.981 --> 01:03:41.483
No, your name is Richard.

01:03:42.193 --> 01:03:44.277
Sorry, it's Dick.

01:03:49.116 --> 01:03:52.953
Then...Dick...how is school?

01:03:53.120 --> 01:03:55.330
It sucks co-o-o-ck!

01:03:57.458 --> 01:04:00.001
[MRS DENTON COUGHS]

01:04:02.797 --> 01:04:07.050
- Yeah, it does.
- And what classes are you taking, Dick?

01:04:09.554 --> 01:04:16.059
Gang Bang 101 , Freebase tutorial,
and Oral Sex Workshop.

01:04:24.360 --> 01:04:27.237
- How are you liking that, Dick?
- Mmm, mmm!

01:04:29.657 --> 01:04:32.367
Yeah! Mmmm!

01:04:33.411 --> 01:04:35.495
How do you like that?

01:04:37.832 --> 01:04:43.670
- What has happened to you?
- What do you mean? What do YOU think?

01:04:43.838 --> 01:04:48.967
- I can see what that school has done.
- Maybe Paul and I should go...

01:04:49.135 --> 01:04:52.220
- No! No, no!
- No?

01:04:52.388 --> 01:04:55.974
- If anyone's going to leave, it's Richard.
- [SHOUTS] It's Dick!

01:04:56.142 --> 01:04:58.643
- All right, leave the table now, Richard.
- Why?!

01:04:58.811 --> 01:05:00.979
Wh-h-h-h-hy?

01:05:01.147 --> 01:05:04.149
I am asking you to leave the table now.

01:05:04.317 --> 01:05:06.735
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:05:06.903 --> 01:05:10.530
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I will not leave the table, no! No!

01:05:10.698 --> 01:05:13.199
Leave the table!

01:05:13.367 --> 01:05:17.203
Well, fuck yo-o-o-o-o-u!

01:05:17.371 --> 01:05:21.249
And fuck you and fuck you, pretty boy!

01:05:21.918 --> 01:05:25.211
And fuck you all very much!

01:05:25.379 --> 01:05:27.464
I'm outta here.

01:05:29.216 --> 01:05:31.301
Have a good one!

01:05:32.553 --> 01:05:34.638
[LAUGHS TO HIMSELF]

01:05:42.647 --> 01:05:44.022
Ahem.

01:05:44.190 --> 01:05:46.232
Oh, everything's fine now.

01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:48.485
I-I'm really terribly sorry.

01:05:48.653 --> 01:05:50.737
- Are you sure?
- Oh, positive.

01:05:50.905 --> 01:05:53.073
- My son isn't well.
- Yeah.

01:05:53.240 --> 01:05:59.704
He's, well, not well. He's been under
a lot of stress with midterms starting.

01:05:59.872 --> 01:06:04.167
I would like another Vodka...Collins.
Eve, would you like anything?

01:06:04.335 --> 01:06:10.256
- Yes...uh... Well, I mean no, no.
- Oh, go ahead.

01:06:10.424 --> 01:06:13.843
- Well...
- Get her another one. Please.

01:06:14.011 --> 01:06:16.680
- Thank you, Paul.
- Sure, Mom.

01:06:21.268 --> 01:06:25.438
You know...I think my next car..

01:06:26.482 --> 01:06:28.733
- ..is going to be blue.
- Mmm!

01:06:28.901 --> 01:06:32.904
Blue. A very dark blue.
What do you think, Paul?

01:06:36.075 --> 01:06:37.575
Blue.

01:06:48.045 --> 01:06:52.424
[THICKE] ♫ Baby girl, where you at?
Got no strings, got men attached

01:06:52.591 --> 01:06:55.719
♫ Can't stop that feeling for long, no

01:06:56.762 --> 01:07:00.932
♫ You're makin' dogs wanna beg
Breaking them off your fancy legs

01:07:01.100 --> 01:07:05.437
♫ But they make you feel right at home now

01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:10.817
♫ All these illusions just take us too long

01:07:10.985 --> 01:07:13.903
♫ And I want it bad

01:07:14.071 --> 01:07:17.407
♫ Because you walk pretty, because
you talk pretty, 'cause you make me sick

01:07:17.575 --> 01:07:21.870
♫ And I'm not leaving till you're leaving

01:07:22.038 --> 01:07:24.456
♫ Oh, I swear there's something
when she's pumping

01:07:24.623 --> 01:07:26.124
♫ Asking for a raise

01:07:26.292 --> 01:07:29.377
♫ But she told me to carry her home...

01:07:30.254 --> 01:07:32.338
[LARA INHALES]

01:07:36.343 --> 01:07:39.179
Those are grown in shit.

01:07:49.398 --> 01:07:53.193
- Thank God you're still dealing.
- Where's Lauren?

01:07:54.278 --> 01:07:58.531
She's out of town.
Do you have a thing for her?

01:08:00.951 --> 01:08:06.790
She won't put out. You know that. She's got
this little boyfriend she's saving herself for.

01:08:07.583 --> 01:08:11.961
- You're wasting time and wasting money.
- She's got a boyfriend?

01:08:13.130 --> 01:08:19.594
♫ All these intrusions just take us too long
and I want you so bad

01:08:20.387 --> 01:08:24.265
♫ Because you walk city, because you talk city,
'cause you make me sick... ♫

01:08:24.433 --> 01:08:28.812
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

01:08:28.979 --> 01:08:31.397
[LARA GASPS]

01:08:44.286 --> 01:08:46.830
Hi, Sean.

01:08:58.759 --> 01:09:04.389
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!

01:09:04.557 --> 01:09:06.641
[SEAN] Disillusionment strikes.

01:09:06.809 --> 01:09:11.229
After all my pining for Lauren,
this, her room-mate.

01:09:12.064 --> 01:09:14.566
Inevitable conclusion.

01:09:14.733 --> 01:09:17.569
It's like bad poetry. And then what?

01:09:17.736 --> 01:09:21.030
- Ohh, God!
- I'm still hard so I keep on going.

01:09:21.198 --> 01:09:25.410
She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up.

01:09:25.578 --> 01:09:27.662
Is it ever gonna end?

01:09:27.830 --> 01:09:30.081
I should never have done this.

01:09:30.249 --> 01:09:32.917
- I should have kept it innocent.
- God!

01:09:33.085 --> 01:09:37.255
- Oh, yeah!
- I put my hand over her mouth.

01:09:37.423 --> 01:09:40.341
She comes, licking my palm, snorting.

01:09:41.302 --> 01:09:43.678
It's over.

01:09:43.846 --> 01:09:45.597
Kleenex.

01:10:12.249 --> 01:10:15.543
What's wrong? I told you I came.

01:10:21.425 --> 01:10:23.718
I was born in a Holiday Inn.

01:10:24.553 --> 01:10:29.474
Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self:
never 'shroom again. Gets you in trouble.

01:10:34.271 --> 01:10:37.815
[GIRL] This is my last letter
because I'll never have you.

01:10:37.983 --> 01:10:42.153
I stood and watched you go off with her.
She's so beneath you.

01:10:42.321 --> 01:10:48.785
You probably did it to hurt me. It worked,
you hurt me. There's nothing else I can do.

01:10:48.953 --> 01:10:52.497
There won't be any more notes.
It's last call.

01:10:59.171 --> 01:11:02.715
[HARRY NILSSON]
♫ No, I can't forget this evening

01:11:02.883 --> 01:11:06.594
♫ Or your face as you were leaving

01:11:06.762 --> 01:11:13.768
♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes

01:11:13.936 --> 01:11:21.734
♫ You always smile,
but in your eyes your sorrow shows

01:11:21.902 --> 01:11:26.072
♫ Yes, it sho-ows

01:11:29.410 --> 01:11:33.037
♫ No, I can't forget tomorrow

01:11:33.205 --> 01:11:37.166
♫ When I think of all my sorrow

01:11:37.334 --> 01:11:44.090
♫ When I had you there, but then I let you go

01:11:44.258 --> 01:11:51.306
♫ And now it's only fair that I should let you know

01:11:51.473 --> 01:11:58.563
♫ What you should know

01:11:59.606 --> 01:12:03.443
♫ I can't live

01:12:03.610 --> 01:12:06.821
♫ If living is without you

01:12:06.989 --> 01:12:10.533
♫ I can't live

01:12:10.701 --> 01:12:14.162
♫ I can't give any more

01:12:14.496 --> 01:12:18.249
♫ I can't live

01:12:18.417 --> 01:12:21.711
♫ If living is without you

01:12:21.879 --> 01:12:25.131
♫ I can't give

01:12:25.299 --> 01:12:30.428
♫ I can't give any more

01:12:30.596 --> 01:12:33.973
♫ Well, I can't forget this evening

01:12:34.141 --> 01:12:37.685
♫ Or your face as you were leaving

01:12:37.853 --> 01:12:44.484
♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes

01:12:44.651 --> 01:12:52.992
♫ You always smile,
but in your eyes your sorrow shows...

01:12:53.160 --> 01:12:56.704
[MUSIC DISTORTS]

01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:04.170
♫ I can't live

01:13:04.338 --> 01:13:07.465
♫ If living is without you

01:13:07.633 --> 01:13:10.760
♫ I can't give

01:13:10.928 --> 01:13:14.639
♫ I can't give any more

01:13:14.807 --> 01:13:18.643
♫ I can't live

01:13:18.811 --> 01:13:22.105
♫ If living is without you

01:13:22.272 --> 01:13:24.857
♫ l can't give... ♫

01:14:41.059 --> 01:14:44.979
I only did it with her
because I'm in love with you.

01:14:57.784 --> 01:14:59.619
[SOBS]

01:15:51.296 --> 01:15:54.006
[GIRLS SOBBING]

01:16:43.098 --> 01:16:45.182
Lauren, I love you.

01:16:47.644 --> 01:16:49.186
Lauren...

01:16:51.857 --> 01:16:53.524
- Lauren...
- Leave!

01:16:53.692 --> 01:16:59.322
Since when does fucking somebody else
mean I'm not faithful to you?! Lauren...

01:17:03.410 --> 01:17:06.704
She's not ever gonna want to see you again.

01:17:14.504 --> 01:17:18.132
Face it...you are fucked up.

01:17:45.369 --> 01:17:47.244
[PHONE RINGS]

01:17:51.458 --> 01:18:06.389
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]

01:18:18.068 --> 01:18:20.986
- Hello?
- Hello?

01:18:21.154 --> 01:18:23.072
- Hello?
- Bertrand?

01:18:23.240 --> 01:18:26.409
- Bertrand's not in.
- This is Jean-Jacques. Hello?

01:18:31.289 --> 01:18:38.170
[POP TUNE] ♫ La la la la la
la la-la la la la, la la la la-la la la...

01:18:38.338 --> 01:18:41.674
[POP TUNE CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]

01:19:03.780 --> 01:19:05.865
Lauren.

01:19:16.042 --> 01:19:17.585
Ahhh!

01:19:21.006 --> 01:19:24.091
Fuck! Fuck!

01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.146
Dammit!

01:19:46.490 --> 01:19:54.413
[POP TUNE] ♫ ..you'll find that you've been
sent to hell! La la la la-la la la la la-la la... ♫

01:20:23.235 --> 01:20:28.447
- [WOMAN ON RADIO] Results are evident.
- [MAN] Order your bottle of Longitude now.

01:20:28.615 --> 01:20:35.996
Call 1-800-518-3492. Imagine the look
on her face if you were much larger.

01:20:36.164 --> 01:20:40.960
Call now, 1-800-518-3492,
or visit them online at longitudecapsules.com.

01:20:41.127 --> 01:20:44.255
- Typical!
- ♫ WTNE!

01:20:44.422 --> 01:20:46.590
- ♫ Ready!
- ♫ For music! ♫

01:20:55.517 --> 01:20:58.978
[PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED]
♫ I could be wrong

01:20:59.145 --> 01:21:01.730
♫ I could be right

01:21:06.903 --> 01:21:09.572
♫ I could be wrong

01:21:12.492 --> 01:21:17.788
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
I could be black, I could be white

01:21:17.956 --> 01:21:23.627
♫ I could be right, I could be wrong
I could be white, I could be black

01:21:23.795 --> 01:21:29.800
♫ Your time has come, your second skin
The cost so high, the gain so low...

01:21:32.512 --> 01:21:34.388
Sean?

01:21:34.556 --> 01:21:40.102
♫ May the road rise with you
May the road rise with you

01:21:40.270 --> 01:21:46.942
♫ May the road rise with you
May the road rise with you...

01:21:49.154 --> 01:21:50.863
Gotcha!

01:21:52.324 --> 01:21:54.825
You're so sad.

01:21:54.993 --> 01:21:57.036
Sean, you're sick.

01:21:59.998 --> 01:22:03.250
Hey...wait a minute! What...

01:22:05.086 --> 01:22:11.175
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right

01:22:21.937 --> 01:22:27.274
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
I could be black, l could be white... ♫

01:22:30.528 --> 01:22:33.197
[LAUREN SOBS]

01:22:37.077 --> 01:22:42.289
Took a charter flight to London. Took a cab
to the city centre. Hostels are pretty ugly.

01:22:42.457 --> 01:22:46.752
I'm staying at Home House,
the most beautiful hotel in the world.

01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:52.967
A couple of Brits take me to Camden Street,
I flirt at Virgin, then follow girls with pink hair.

01:22:53.134 --> 01:22:56.220
I wandered around trying to get laid
until it started to rain.

01:22:56.388 --> 01:23:01.850
I go to Rem Forum, but it's gay night.
I find the one hetero girl in the place.

01:23:02.018 --> 01:23:04.937
At Home House,
I strip her clothes off and we fuck.

01:23:05.105 --> 01:23:10.526
Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold,
wrote my mom a postcard I never sent.

01:23:10.694 --> 01:23:15.489
Bought some speed, smoked a lot of hash
that had too much tobacco in it.

01:23:15.657 --> 01:23:20.786
Saw the Tate, Big Ben, ate weird English
food. It rained a lot so I quit for Amsterdam.

01:23:20.954 --> 01:23:23.664
The Dutch know English, which was a relief.

01:23:23.832 --> 01:23:28.043
I cruise the Red Light District,
visit a sex show, smoke a lot of hash.

01:23:28.211 --> 01:23:33.674
Meet a Dutch actress, we drink absinthe
at a bar called Absinthe. Museums were cool.

01:23:33.842 --> 01:23:36.343
Bought a lot of pastries, ate waffles.

01:23:36.511 --> 01:23:41.807
Bought some coke, met some blonde that
reminds me of Lara, gave her 1 00 guilders.

01:23:41.975 --> 01:23:45.310
I come between her tits
even though I'm wearing a rubber.

01:23:45.478 --> 01:23:50.315
Afterwards we talked about AIDS.
I wake to the sound of a wino singing.

01:23:50.483 --> 01:23:55.070
I pretend to ice skate around Centraal
Station. Trade songs with a Kiwi girl.

01:23:55.238 --> 01:23:59.825
Then split for Paris by train.
I climb the Eiffel Tower for only 7 francs.

01:23:59.993 --> 01:24:03.704
Went to a Ford Model party,
hooked up with a Romanian model.

01:24:03.872 --> 01:24:09.001
She chugs my cock, which is good.
Went shopping. I think she gave me mono.

01:24:09.169 --> 01:24:12.796
Drove a Ferrari, made out with a Dutch model.

01:24:12.964 --> 01:24:15.758
Almost became roadkill crossing the street.

01:24:15.925 --> 01:24:22.097
Oakie invites me to Dublin so l catch
a flight. He lets me spin discs with him.

01:24:22.265 --> 01:24:28.187
Irish girls are as small as leprechauns.
One strips for me in the bathroom of a club.

01:24:28.354 --> 01:24:31.148
I steal some stout at the Guinness factory.

01:24:31.316 --> 01:24:35.277
I fly to Barcelona.
Too many fat American students.

01:24:35.445 --> 01:24:38.572
Dropped acid at the Sagrada Familia,
which was a trip.

01:24:38.740 --> 01:24:41.742
Cruised up the coast, but had no more acid.

01:24:41.910 --> 01:24:45.370
Some girl rings me
so I let her listen to the church bells.

01:24:45.538 --> 01:24:50.125
It was beautiful, but there are no girls there
so I went to Switzerland.

01:24:50.293 --> 01:24:53.587
Took the Glacier Express,
which was beautiful.

01:24:53.755 --> 01:24:58.509
Euro Pass to Venice, where I met a hot girl
who speaks better English than I do.

01:24:58.676 --> 01:25:00.552
She's living on $5 a day.

01:25:00.720 --> 01:25:05.557
My hotel room costs more for one night
than she's spending her entire trip.

01:25:05.725 --> 01:25:09.686
I ditch her and hook up with a couple
who want a threesome.

01:25:09.854 --> 01:25:13.065
Too much tension,
but they offer to drive me to Rome.

01:25:13.233 --> 01:25:18.237
Traffic is bad. The wife turns out to be
a freak, the guy starts to wig out on me.

01:25:18.404 --> 01:25:23.700
We stop in Florence, a bomb goes off
and I lose the weird couple.

01:25:23.868 --> 01:25:27.079
Ended up in Rome. Just like LA, but with ruins.

01:25:27.247 --> 01:25:32.835
I went to the Vatican, stood for two hours
to get into the Sistine Chapel, which looks fake.

01:25:33.002 --> 01:25:38.048
I meet two underage Italian girls who I try
to talk into fucking each other while I jack off.

01:25:38.216 --> 01:25:42.845
I work out. I meet some guy who says
he knows me. He's a fag so I lose him.

01:25:43.012 --> 01:25:47.641
I try to fart and instead shit my pants.
Back in my hotel room, I masturbate.

01:25:47.809 --> 01:25:52.980
That night I dream about a beautiful girl
half in water, stretching her lean body.

01:25:53.148 --> 01:25:56.275
I wake well rested
and masturbate in the shower.

01:25:56.442 --> 01:25:59.570
I go back to London
and hang out in Piccadilly Circus.

01:25:59.737 --> 01:26:03.949
I swap shirts with a Cambridge chick.
Hers was an Agnès B, mine a Chanel.

01:26:04.117 --> 01:26:08.453
She acts prudish, but is really wild.
She barely looks at my abs.

01:26:08.621 --> 01:26:11.790
I drop some acid and get lost in the subway.

01:26:11.958 --> 01:26:15.919
I meet a girl who lets me jack off on her
as long as no come gets on her coat.

01:26:16.087 --> 01:26:21.383
We get stoned listening to Michael Jackson
and next morning I wake up talking to myself.

01:26:21.551 --> 01:26:27.472
I barely make my plane back to the US.
I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

01:26:32.729 --> 01:26:37.191
- Then I ended up back here.
- I am so there when school is out!

01:26:37.358 --> 01:26:40.194
- You don't even know!
- No, I do know.

01:26:40.361 --> 01:26:44.531
You don't know until you do know
and you have to go there to know.

01:26:44.699 --> 01:26:49.286
- Still fucking that girl from Hawaii? Page?
- No, I gave up on that shit.

01:26:49.454 --> 01:26:54.458
She had issues. I moved on to this chick
named Candice. She's great.

01:26:54.626 --> 01:26:58.921
- Does she fuck like a racehorse?
- Yeah! You know it, brother!

01:26:59.589 --> 01:27:02.925
- I met a girl.
- Did you score some hot poon?

01:27:03.092 --> 01:27:05.177
It's not about that.

01:27:06.387 --> 01:27:11.600
No, it's about...
It's about good times and cuddling up [!]

01:27:12.310 --> 01:27:18.273
She's a fag hag, right? It's cool
because they're fun and they like to dance!

01:27:18.441 --> 01:27:20.859
I tell you, Victor,

01:27:21.027 --> 01:27:23.612
I think I'm in love with this girl.

01:27:23.780 --> 01:27:27.658
She's sweet...she's pure...she's innocent.

01:27:29.953 --> 01:27:31.828
She's a virgin.

01:27:33.957 --> 01:27:38.543
- How young is she?
- Is she out of the car seat onto my meat?

01:27:38.711 --> 01:27:45.175
If she's bleedin', I'm breedin'!
If there's grass in the field...play ball!

01:27:45.343 --> 01:27:48.512
- Old enough to pee, old enough for me!
- Yeah.

01:27:52.892 --> 01:27:56.019
- Ow!
- Bateman. Bateman, what's up, man?

01:27:56.562 --> 01:27:59.106
You got any Tutankhamen?

01:28:04.946 --> 01:28:09.241
- How much do you want?
- Three grams.

01:28:09.409 --> 01:28:11.368
300 up front.

01:28:16.207 --> 01:28:19.126
- I don't fucking trust you.
- Tough shit.

01:28:21.045 --> 01:28:24.381
- Well, take Mitchell with you, then.
- What?!

01:28:24.549 --> 01:28:28.093
All right. We take your car and I drive.

01:28:28.720 --> 01:28:30.220
I...I...

01:28:32.056 --> 01:28:34.141
[SEAN CHUCKLES]

01:28:36.769 --> 01:28:40.230
- Go with him, bitch.
- Fucker. Ow!

01:28:40.398 --> 01:28:43.317
I want change. Bring Daddy back change.

01:28:49.532 --> 01:28:52.409
Hey, keep your eyes on the road!

01:28:55.705 --> 01:28:59.374
- Bitchin' ride! You pick the colour?
- Yeah. Don't crash it.

01:28:59.542 --> 01:29:02.627
I didn't realise it came in banana.

01:29:04.505 --> 01:29:07.299
- Relax.
- Oh, right, relax [!]

01:29:07.884 --> 01:29:12.179
While my car is used to run a drug deal,
I'll just relax [!]

01:29:12.347 --> 01:29:15.682
I don't give a fuck if we do this deal or not,

01:29:15.850 --> 01:29:19.686
but your girlfriend needs her nose candy
or she won't fuck you.

01:29:19.854 --> 01:29:25.692
I have my terms and, if you don't live up to them,
you get no pussy. Deal with it.

01:29:30.239 --> 01:29:34.201
- Here.
- Uh...it looks kinda dark.

01:29:34.369 --> 01:29:38.330
- Maybe nobody's home.
- Rupert doesn't leave home.

01:29:43.461 --> 01:29:46.588
- I'm gonna wait in the car.
- Rupert's cool.

01:29:46.756 --> 01:29:51.551
- I-I don't wanna go in.
- Just come in. Let's get this over with.

01:29:53.054 --> 01:29:55.472
[DOGS BARKING]

01:30:02.438 --> 01:30:04.564
[RINGS BELL]

01:30:05.608 --> 01:30:10.821
Who that? Blouse and skirt!
Sean, are you that man?

01:30:10.988 --> 01:30:15.867
Just the man we're looking to see tonight.
Come in out of the cold, man.

01:30:17.203 --> 01:30:20.330
Sean, Sean, Sean, welcome, bubba.

01:30:21.833 --> 01:30:26.294
You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy!

01:30:26.963 --> 01:30:29.047
Rupert's in the kitchen.

01:30:35.012 --> 01:30:38.515
Rupert...extra chicken in the coop.

01:30:42.353 --> 01:30:48.108
- Sean, who's your friend?
- This is Mitch.

01:30:48.276 --> 01:30:50.652
- Mitch.
- Hi.

01:30:50.820 --> 01:30:53.989
- You a cop, Mitch?
- No.

01:30:54.157 --> 01:30:58.326
- Does he look like a cop?
- How the fuck should I know?!

01:30:58.494 --> 01:31:03.039
Unless he's got a crack pipe,
I gotta assume he's "21 Jump Street".

01:31:03.207 --> 01:31:06.918
I'm not "21 Jump Street", whatever that is.

01:31:07.086 --> 01:31:11.756
It's where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp
got their start, man!

01:31:12.633 --> 01:31:17.429
- You can bet the boy is not a cop, man.
- Obviously.

01:31:19.223 --> 01:31:23.059
- What can I do you boys for?
- Came by for some stuff.

01:31:23.227 --> 01:31:26.730
Did you, now?
Where's my money, goddammit, Bateman?

01:31:29.192 --> 01:31:34.196
Don't act crazy. Me and Mitch just came by
to pick up a couple of grams.

01:31:34.363 --> 01:31:36.490
What the fuck's this, huh?

01:31:38.367 --> 01:31:44.289
$300? You owe me $3,000, asshole!
Where's my fucking money?

01:31:44.457 --> 01:31:48.502
- Oh, hey, wait a minute, wait.
- I-I'm gonna wait in the car.

01:31:48.669 --> 01:31:52.547
- Wait...
- For what?! You owe me fucking money!

01:31:52.715 --> 01:31:54.549
Listen...

01:31:55.718 --> 01:31:57.594
..he's got it.

01:31:57.762 --> 01:32:01.681
I don't know what's going on!
I came for some blow, man!

01:32:01.849 --> 01:32:05.685
- Give Rupert his money.
- What the fuck are you talking about?!

01:32:05.853 --> 01:32:09.022
- Give Rupert his money!
- I'll wait in the fucking car!

01:32:09.190 --> 01:32:13.693
- Hey, boy, don't better fuck with us!
- This is absolute shit!

01:32:13.861 --> 01:32:17.906
I-I don't know what you're talking about!
No, wait, this guy...

01:32:18.074 --> 01:32:21.284
Do...Do you really have it, huh?

01:32:21.452 --> 01:32:24.579
- I don't... This guy...
- You owe me some fucking money!

01:32:24.747 --> 01:32:27.707
- Would you fucking tell him?!
- OK.

01:32:28.292 --> 01:32:30.794
He doesn't have it.

01:32:34.173 --> 01:32:37.842
- What you got for me? You got something.
- I have this.

01:32:49.897 --> 01:32:51.898
Back the fuck off!

01:32:58.656 --> 01:33:00.740
[MITCHELL SCREAMS]

01:33:06.163 --> 01:33:08.999
[MITCHELL SOBS HYSTERICALLY]

01:33:10.126 --> 01:33:14.087
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Let me in! I have the keys! Let me in!

01:33:22.179 --> 01:33:23.555
Fuck!

01:33:26.767 --> 01:33:28.560
Are you crazy?!

01:33:29.854 --> 01:33:31.813
Define crazy.

01:33:49.582 --> 01:33:53.835
- Wasn't that fun?
- Fuck you! You're a fucking asshole!

01:33:54.003 --> 01:33:58.923
- Why don't you do something about it?
- Get out of my car! Gimme my key!

01:33:59.091 --> 01:34:02.719
Come on, come on. I know you want to.

01:34:02.887 --> 01:34:09.768
Fuck you! Just get outta my fucking car!
Get outta my fucking car, you piece of shit!

01:34:10.853 --> 01:34:12.729
- Get out!
- Yahhhhhhhhhh!

01:34:12.897 --> 01:34:15.106
Get outta my car!

01:34:15.274 --> 01:34:17.359
Fucking asshole!

01:34:22.823 --> 01:34:25.116
Mitchell...you're a pussy.

01:34:26.369 --> 01:34:28.453
[SCREAMS] Asshole!

01:34:28.621 --> 01:34:30.705
Fucking spit in my car!

01:34:31.999 --> 01:34:33.458
Fuck!

01:34:49.308 --> 01:34:51.142
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

01:34:51.310 --> 01:34:56.856
♫ I don't know how to speak to you,
I don't know how... ♫

01:34:57.024 --> 01:34:58.483
[KNOCK]

01:34:58.651 --> 01:35:00.193
What?!

01:35:00.361 --> 01:35:02.070
Ooh!

01:35:03.280 --> 01:35:05.573
I have good news.

01:35:05.741 --> 01:35:09.035
- What?
- Victor's back from Europe.

01:35:15.418 --> 01:35:16.960
Really?

01:35:19.547 --> 01:35:21.715
Really?! Shit!

01:35:22.883 --> 01:35:24.968
Lauren. Wait.

01:35:26.721 --> 01:35:30.807
- Hey, wait, Lauren.
- Oh, my God!

01:35:30.975 --> 01:35:33.685
- Can't we talk?
- No!

01:35:34.395 --> 01:35:38.022
Lauren, don't walk... Hey!

01:35:39.483 --> 01:35:43.862
I really did try to kill myself...just before I faked it.

01:35:47.116 --> 01:35:49.617
Wow. Sean, it's over.

01:35:49.785 --> 01:35:53.955
- No, it's not!
- Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else.

01:35:54.915 --> 01:35:58.960
- Who?
- Victor. It's none of your fucking business!

01:36:00.087 --> 01:36:02.172
Fucking... Fucking Victor?

01:36:03.132 --> 01:36:04.674
Yeah.

01:36:08.679 --> 01:36:12.098
Then why the fuck are you writing me letters?

01:36:14.226 --> 01:36:15.769
Wow.

01:36:18.147 --> 01:36:21.483
Deal with it, Sean, it's over. Rock 'n' roll.

01:36:24.445 --> 01:36:27.280
Lauren, I wanna know you.

01:36:28.365 --> 01:36:34.412
What does that mean, know me? Know me.
Nobody knows anyone else ever!

01:36:35.456 --> 01:36:37.999
You will never ever know me.

01:37:22.628 --> 01:37:24.420
Oh, shit!

01:37:37.935 --> 01:37:42.272
You do not know what a drag it is
to see you right now!

01:37:42.439 --> 01:37:44.607
Um...um...

01:37:49.488 --> 01:37:51.281
Yeah...um...

01:37:53.075 --> 01:37:55.910
Yeah, you smell really good, but I...

01:37:56.787 --> 01:37:59.038
..I don't know who you are.

01:37:59.206 --> 01:38:02.917
- Victor, shut up, it's me.
- Oh...of course.

01:38:03.085 --> 01:38:06.004
How are...y-you?

01:38:06.171 --> 01:38:10.592
How long have you been here?
Why haven't you called?

01:38:14.972 --> 01:38:21.019
This is embarrassing. I'm sorry, I don't have
the slightest idea who you are right now.

01:38:23.355 --> 01:38:26.441
Really, it's...it's totally blank. I...I...

01:38:29.320 --> 01:38:32.655
- Yeah, it is.
- Should I know you?

01:38:40.873 --> 01:38:42.957
It's great seeing you, really.

01:39:32.174 --> 01:39:35.635
Looks like it's gonna be a cold one.

01:39:40.641 --> 01:39:45.853
You know, I find myself talking to you
when you're not even around.

01:39:46.021 --> 01:39:50.692
- Just...carrying on conversations.
- I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that.

01:39:52.152 --> 01:39:55.697
- But, Sean, I don't...
- I don't wanna be with you.

01:39:58.826 --> 01:40:01.661
What do you mean? No, I just...

01:40:03.122 --> 01:40:06.249
..wanna know you, I just wanna who you are.

01:40:07.793 --> 01:40:09.919
No one'll ever know anyone.

01:40:11.964 --> 01:40:16.759
- You're not ever gonna know me.
- What the hell does that mean?

01:40:18.053 --> 01:40:23.558
It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me.

01:40:25.019 --> 01:40:27.562
Figure it out. Deal with it.

01:40:31.191 --> 01:40:33.276
Fuck you, Bateman.

01:40:35.279 --> 01:40:37.363
Fuck you, Bateman!

01:40:40.534 --> 01:40:51.044
Fuck you!

01:41:29.208 --> 01:41:31.292
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

01:41:44.014 --> 01:41:46.849
Welcome to Buford T Pusser County.

01:41:54.191 --> 01:41:58.069
You wanna fuck with me? I'll show you fucking!

01:41:59.363 --> 01:42:03.699
- Bust my arm up, motherfucker!
- You hear what Guest said?!

01:42:03.867 --> 01:42:09.622
- I have your money! My brother wired it!
- You got the money? It was that easy?!

01:42:09.790 --> 01:42:12.625
Fuck you, motherfucker!

01:44:10.827 --> 01:44:12.954
How are you, Miss Hynde?

01:44:14.206 --> 01:44:15.665
OK.

01:44:17.125 --> 01:44:20.044
How have you been...Mr Denton?

01:44:21.171 --> 01:44:22.546
OK.

01:44:49.658 --> 01:44:52.118
He really likes you.

01:44:52.286 --> 01:44:54.161
That's great.

01:44:57.708 --> 01:45:02.336
- Listen, were you putting notes in his box?
- Whose box?

01:45:05.590 --> 01:45:08.718
I thought you were putting notes in his box.

01:45:09.594 --> 01:45:11.679
Purple ones. Love letters.

01:45:12.639 --> 01:45:15.558
No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box.

01:45:16.810 --> 01:45:18.686
You didn't?

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Wrong person.

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Wasn't me.

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- Then there's someone else.
- Doesn't matter, anyway.

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Not to people like him.

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Not to people like us.

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[SEAN] I started driving faster
as I left the college behind.

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I didn't know where I was going.
Someplace unoccupied, I hoped.

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I thought there were things about her
I'd never forget,

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but in the end, all l could think about was...

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♫ We'll be together
and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us

01:47:00.038 --> 01:47:03.916
♫ Or ever separate us
or say to us you've got to

01:47:04.084 --> 01:47:08.963
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far

01:47:09.131 --> 01:47:11.924
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:47:12.092 --> 01:47:17.096
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook

01:47:17.264 --> 01:47:21.434
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:47:25.939 --> 01:47:30.109
♫ We'll be together again

01:47:30.277 --> 01:47:33.821
♫ I've been waiting for a long time

01:47:33.989 --> 01:47:37.867
♫ We're gonna be,
we're gonna be together again

01:47:38.034 --> 01:47:41.954
♫ I've been connected to the right line

01:47:42.122 --> 01:47:47.835
♫ We'll be together
and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us

01:47:48.003 --> 01:47:51.964
♫ Or ever separate us
or say to us you've got to

01:47:52.132 --> 01:47:56.969
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far

01:47:57.137 --> 01:48:00.055
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:48:00.223 --> 01:48:05.019
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook

01:48:05.187 --> 01:48:08.689
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:48:30.212 --> 01:48:35.841
♫ We'll be together
and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us

01:48:36.009 --> 01:48:40.012
♫ Or ever separate us
or say to us you've got to

01:48:40.180 --> 01:48:44.975
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far

01:48:45.143 --> 01:48:48.103
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:48:48.271 --> 01:48:53.192
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook

01:48:53.360 --> 01:48:56.070
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:48:56.238 --> 01:49:00.991
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go far

01:49:01.159 --> 01:49:04.078
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:49:04.246 --> 01:49:09.166
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look,
get hung up on a hook

01:49:09.334 --> 01:49:12.044
♫ Before you make a fool out of love

01:49:12.212 --> 01:49:16.715
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are
before you go too far... ♫

01:49:16.967 --> 01:49:21.345
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♫ Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

01:49:27.519 --> 01:49:32.106
♫ Oooh, oooh, ooooh

01:49:32.274 --> 01:49:35.109
♫ Oooh

01:49:35.277 --> 01:49:38.737
♫ You are the one, you make it happen

01:49:38.905 --> 01:49:42.116
♫ The things you do are totally planned

01:49:42.284 --> 01:49:45.744
♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now

01:49:45.912 --> 01:49:49.331
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand

01:49:49.499 --> 01:49:52.835
♫ The way you speak when people meet you

01:49:53.003 --> 01:49:56.547
♫ It makes them want to share your goal

01:49:56.715 --> 01:49:59.842
♫ You're number one in every region

01:50:00.010 --> 01:50:03.721
♫ You know you're in control, in control

01:50:18.028 --> 01:50:21.530
♫ You are the one, you make it happen

01:50:21.698 --> 01:50:25.159
♫ The things you do are totally planned

01:50:25.327 --> 01:50:28.704
♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now

01:50:28.872 --> 01:50:32.207
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand