WEBVTT 00:00:00.033 --> 00:00:20.033 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:57.357 --> 00:00:58.847 Hey, Timmy, get me a hot dog. 00:01:19.079 --> 00:01:22.105 Hey, Dave. I like your Dukes of Hazzard T-shirt. 00:01:22.282 --> 00:01:24.648 Well, thanks, Sara. I like your CHiPs T-shirt. 00:01:24.818 --> 00:01:27.082 - Thanks. - Fun party, huh? 00:01:27.253 --> 00:01:29.813 Yeah. Except for Arnie Shankman being here. 00:01:29.989 --> 00:01:33.152 Wedgie! Wedgie! Wedgie! 00:01:33.927 --> 00:01:37.021 I feel bad for him with his sister losing her mind and all. 00:01:40.333 --> 00:01:41.425 Whatever. 00:01:42.001 --> 00:01:44.765 You know what we should do? Play Truth or Dare. 00:01:45.004 --> 00:01:47.336 - You want to? - Sure. 00:01:47.507 --> 00:01:50.271 Okay, I'll go first. Truth or dare? 00:01:50.810 --> 00:01:51.799 Truth. 00:01:52.512 --> 00:01:54.275 Have you ever kissed a girl before? 00:01:54.447 --> 00:01:56.039 - Well, I... - Family doesn't count. 00:01:57.250 --> 00:02:00.185 - Maybe I'll take dare. - Okay. 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:02.351 I dare you to kiss me. 00:02:03.423 --> 00:02:04.515 Right here? 00:02:04.691 --> 00:02:08.491 Yeah. I want everyone to see that your first kiss is with me. 00:02:34.888 --> 00:02:38.187 Got any mustard for that cocktail frank, butt-lick? 00:02:49.903 --> 00:02:52.428 - David Buznik. - I just landed in St. Louis. 00:02:52.605 --> 00:02:56.132 - I hope you wrote my speech. - I did, sir. I pulled an all nighter. 00:02:56.409 --> 00:02:59.310 I look forward to this, Mr. Head. Never been to St. Louis. 00:02:59.546 --> 00:03:02.242 Thank you for allowing me to come on this trip... 00:03:04.551 --> 00:03:06.542 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great. 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:09.483 If we finish our work, I'd love to go to a jazz club. 00:03:09.656 --> 00:03:10.645 Terrific. 00:03:10.823 --> 00:03:13.917 - He hung up on you again, didn't he? - Yes. Yes, he did. 00:03:14.160 --> 00:03:17.755 He's a jerk. You came up with the idea for the Husky Cat clothing line. 00:03:17.931 --> 00:03:20.729 He didn't say thank you. He should give you a promotion. 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:23.926 There's a creative executive position that just opened up, so.... 00:03:24.103 --> 00:03:27.266 Bring that up on the trip. You gotta stick up for yourself. 00:03:27.440 --> 00:03:29.567 I know. I'll figure something out. 00:03:30.243 --> 00:03:32.871 I gotta go. Sorry. 00:03:33.046 --> 00:03:35.947 I'm gonna miss you. 00:03:37.517 --> 00:03:38.779 That guy's looking at us. 00:03:38.952 --> 00:03:41.614 You know I don't like it when people watch me kiss. 00:03:41.788 --> 00:03:42.914 I'm sorry. 00:03:44.190 --> 00:03:45.452 Take care. 00:03:46.526 --> 00:03:48.653 Okay. Bye. 00:03:50.463 --> 00:03:51.452 Dave.... 00:03:53.366 --> 00:03:55.800 - Have a good flight. - Okay. 00:04:04.711 --> 00:04:05.803 I'm sorry. 00:04:14.053 --> 00:04:15.987 I think you're in my seat. 00:04:16.823 --> 00:04:20.486 Come on, pal. I'm already settled in here. Can't you sit somewhere else? 00:04:21.327 --> 00:04:23.921 You're supposed to sit in the seat they assigned you. 00:04:24.097 --> 00:04:27.066 Nobody cares. Just sit in the seat I'm supposed to sit in. 00:04:29.869 --> 00:04:32.861 Excuse me. This seat's available. 00:04:36.909 --> 00:04:38.433 Okay. Thank you. 00:04:39.712 --> 00:04:41.202 You're very welcome. 00:04:44.550 --> 00:04:45.812 No air. 00:04:46.886 --> 00:04:48.376 That's too bad, huh? 00:05:00.266 --> 00:05:02.063 You're on my side of the armrest. 00:05:02.235 --> 00:05:04.396 We're not gonna have problems, are we? 00:05:05.071 --> 00:05:06.060 No. 00:05:38.638 --> 00:05:41.106 I'm wetting my Jockeys here. 00:05:48.181 --> 00:05:50.172 You gotta get a load of this, keed. 00:05:50.350 --> 00:05:52.181 I mean, you like comedies? 00:05:52.352 --> 00:05:56.755 I just haven't been sleeping a lot lately so I was trying to catch some.... 00:06:03.529 --> 00:06:05.588 Look at this actress here. 00:06:06.599 --> 00:06:10.433 What is your position on breast implants? 00:06:12.305 --> 00:06:13.294 This guy. 00:06:13.473 --> 00:06:15.998 I can just watch the movie with you. 00:06:17.143 --> 00:06:18.132 Excuse me. 00:06:18.311 --> 00:06:20.506 - Could I get a headset? - Certainly. 00:06:20.847 --> 00:06:21.905 Thank you. 00:06:26.986 --> 00:06:29.386 Probably make out with my next boyfriend. 00:06:33.092 --> 00:06:34.889 Oh, my God, it was disgusting. 00:06:36.095 --> 00:06:37.119 Miss? 00:06:38.064 --> 00:06:39.361 I'll be right there, sir. 00:06:40.700 --> 00:06:42.258 Where's your headset? 00:06:42.902 --> 00:06:45.803 She's busy right now, but it's coming. 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:50.705 For crying out loud. You're missing important plot points. 00:06:53.579 --> 00:06:55.240 Ma'am? 00:06:55.515 --> 00:06:57.506 Could you give me a second, sir? 00:07:08.027 --> 00:07:09.221 Excuse me. 00:07:09.595 --> 00:07:11.756 Could I maybe get that headset, please? 00:07:11.931 --> 00:07:15.526 - Do not raise your voice to me, sir. - I wasn't raising my voice. 00:07:15.701 --> 00:07:16.759 Just calm down. 00:07:16.936 --> 00:07:18.801 I am calm. I just want my headset. 00:07:18.971 --> 00:07:21.599 Our country is going through a difficult time now. 00:07:21.774 --> 00:07:23.298 If you won't cooperate... 00:07:23.543 --> 00:07:26.535 I don't know where a headset ties into patriotism. 00:07:27.246 --> 00:07:28.736 Is there a problem here, sir? 00:07:29.816 --> 00:07:30.976 I don't think so. 00:07:31.150 --> 00:07:34.119 Can you come to the back with me so we can have a talk? 00:07:34.287 --> 00:07:36.380 A talk about what? There's not a problem. 00:07:36.556 --> 00:07:39.184 - The stewardess just keeps... - Flight attendant. 00:07:39.492 --> 00:07:41.756 The flight attendant keeps ignoring me when... 00:07:41.928 --> 00:07:42.952 Calm down. 00:07:43.129 --> 00:07:45.097 I am calm. What is it with you people? 00:07:45.665 --> 00:07:46.893 "You people"? 00:07:47.266 --> 00:07:48.665 Now wait a minute. 00:07:48.835 --> 00:07:51.429 I don't mean you people. I mean you people. 00:07:51.604 --> 00:07:54.437 I will not tolerate any racist behavior on the plane. 00:07:54.607 --> 00:07:56.768 This is a difficult time for our country. 00:07:56.943 --> 00:07:59.605 I'm not a racist. I just want to watch the movie. 00:07:59.779 --> 00:08:03.374 I'm only going to say this one more time, sir. Calm down. 00:08:03.549 --> 00:08:04.607 I'm calm! 00:08:12.124 --> 00:08:13.591 All rise. 00:08:16.496 --> 00:08:19.761 - What do you think? - Not guilty. It's a no-brainer. 00:08:19.932 --> 00:08:26.428 Mr. Buznik. In case 723, assault and battery against a flight attendant... 00:08:27.206 --> 00:08:28.332 ...I find you guilty. 00:08:30.276 --> 00:08:34.007 I'm ordering you to pay a fine of $3500. 00:08:34.180 --> 00:08:35.340 Thank God you're okay. 00:08:35.515 --> 00:08:38.348 In addition, to prevent further acts of rage... 00:08:38.518 --> 00:08:43.615 ...this court orders you to undergo 20 hours of anger management therapy. 00:08:44.891 --> 00:08:46.449 Anger management? 00:08:58.237 --> 00:09:00.637 Oh, my goodness. Bobby Knight. 00:09:00.973 --> 00:09:03.806 - You're in this group? - Oh, yeah. This is my first day. 00:09:03.976 --> 00:09:07.434 - It's my first day also. - I hope this class cures me. 00:09:07.613 --> 00:09:09.274 Working on the anger problem? 00:09:09.849 --> 00:09:12.682 Anger? Isn't this Sexaholics Anonymous? 00:09:14.587 --> 00:09:17.078 No. I think that's down the hall. 00:09:17.256 --> 00:09:20.419 Well, the hell with this! I'm going home! 00:09:43.883 --> 00:09:45.111 Dr. Rydell? 00:09:47.553 --> 00:09:49.714 You don't remember me, do you? 00:09:50.189 --> 00:09:55.388 - I sat next to you on the plane. - Oh, yeah, the headset guy. 00:09:56.128 --> 00:09:58.653 - Good to see you again. - Good to see you too. 00:09:58.831 --> 00:10:00.059 That was a crazy flight. 00:10:00.232 --> 00:10:03.861 They actually sentenced me to anger management for that. 00:10:04.036 --> 00:10:05.196 Really? 00:10:05.404 --> 00:10:06.871 Wow. 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:09.564 This is incredible. You could sign this for me... 00:10:09.742 --> 00:10:12.734 ...and tell them I don't have an anger problem if you want. 00:10:14.447 --> 00:10:16.972 I can't just sign your papers. 00:10:17.149 --> 00:10:19.344 I didn't do anything wrong. You know that. 00:10:21.087 --> 00:10:22.213 All right. 00:10:23.289 --> 00:10:25.018 How's this? 00:10:25.191 --> 00:10:26.624 Just hang for one session... 00:10:26.792 --> 00:10:30.387 ...so I can at least say I gave you a proper analysis. 00:10:30.563 --> 00:10:33.555 - Then I'll sign your papers. - Okay. 00:10:35.501 --> 00:10:37.628 - Shall we? - Oh, yes. Yes. 00:10:37.803 --> 00:10:37.970 So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. 00:10:37.971 --> 00:10:41.770 So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. 00:10:41.941 --> 00:10:44.205 And I was like, you know, "Don't go there." 00:10:44.477 --> 00:10:48.140 But he kept on about wanting to see a doctor's note or something. 00:10:48.314 --> 00:10:52.045 And I said, "Look, I'm seriously serious. You don't want to go there." 00:10:52.318 --> 00:10:55.651 But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag... 00:10:55.821 --> 00:10:58.221 ...and then I just blacked out. 00:10:58.391 --> 00:10:59.551 I blacked out. 00:10:59.725 --> 00:11:03.320 And when I woke up, I was standing over him and I was screaming: 00:11:03.496 --> 00:11:08.229 "I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!" 00:11:10.069 --> 00:11:12.367 How do you feel you handled that situation? 00:11:13.706 --> 00:11:15.264 Not as well as I could've. 00:11:15.441 --> 00:11:20.708 Remember, Lou, temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it. 00:11:23.215 --> 00:11:26.378 Now, Fury Fighters, let's say hello to someone... 00:11:26.552 --> 00:11:30.716 ...who's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backs: 00:11:30.890 --> 00:11:32.983 - Dave. - Hi, Dave. 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:34.148 Hi. 00:11:34.894 --> 00:11:38.523 Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning... 00:11:38.698 --> 00:11:40.290 ...and he's feeling much better. 00:11:42.902 --> 00:11:46.338 More good news, you won't have to listen to those lame jokes... 00:11:46.505 --> 00:11:48.530 ...because I'm only here for one session. 00:11:48.708 --> 00:11:52.974 Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair. 00:11:53.746 --> 00:11:56.544 - Nice. - I bet you beat her good. 00:11:57.016 --> 00:12:00.179 I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman. 00:12:00.352 --> 00:12:02.377 Liar. Bullshitter. You're a woman beater. 00:12:02.555 --> 00:12:05.422 You can't admit it because you're a piece of garbage. 00:12:05.591 --> 00:12:09.994 I don't know about all that, but now I understand why you're here. 00:12:11.263 --> 00:12:14.061 I'm here because I was verbally attacked by my neighbor. 00:12:14.233 --> 00:12:16.701 And I took a dump on his porch. 00:12:17.069 --> 00:12:20.630 I guess you're better than me. That's why you can't cop to your rage. 00:12:20.806 --> 00:12:22.433 You're superior. He's superior. 00:12:22.608 --> 00:12:26.601 - Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck. - You're not ready. Hear what he said? 00:12:26.846 --> 00:12:29.280 Let's introduce Dave to some of the rest of us. 00:12:29.448 --> 00:12:32.281 Girls, why don't you tell Dave what brought you here. 00:12:32.451 --> 00:12:36.251 I'm sure he'd love to listen to what you guys have to say. 00:12:36.422 --> 00:12:37.855 We always do. 00:12:38.958 --> 00:12:41.426 - Come on, Dave. Join us. - Okay. 00:12:44.163 --> 00:12:47.360 Okay. Well, we're in the adult film industry. 00:12:47.533 --> 00:12:48.693 And we're lovers. 00:12:48.868 --> 00:12:51.837 One day, Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Melo... 00:12:52.004 --> 00:12:55.064 - ...which was cool, it was in the script. - Sure. 00:12:55.241 --> 00:12:57.732 And then I asked Melo back to the house with us... 00:12:57.910 --> 00:13:01.346 ...which is cool, because, well, we like a little variety. 00:13:01.747 --> 00:13:03.237 Variety's good. 00:13:03.949 --> 00:13:06.042 So anyway, in the middle of our session... 00:13:06.218 --> 00:13:09.187 ...I look up and I see Gina kissing Melo on the mouth... 00:13:09.355 --> 00:13:12.916 ...which is not cool because it violates our threesome code of ethics. 00:13:13.092 --> 00:13:15.424 - Stacy bit my toe off. - Then Melo freaks out... 00:13:15.761 --> 00:13:19.128 - ...and calls me a crazy skank. - Nobody talks to my bitch that way. 00:13:19.298 --> 00:13:21.493 - So I stapled his lips shut. - Here we are. 00:13:23.202 --> 00:13:25.693 Well, we've all been there. 00:13:27.540 --> 00:13:29.940 - I like him. - Yeah, he's funny. 00:13:30.209 --> 00:13:31.574 Not as funny as you. 00:13:34.446 --> 00:13:35.708 I like that. 00:13:37.783 --> 00:13:41.241 - All right, girls. - Let it go. Let it go a little bit longer. 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:42.709 Walk it off. 00:13:45.424 --> 00:13:49.554 Nate. Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ball game? 00:13:49.762 --> 00:13:53.220 Don't worry, Dr. B, it's just a regular season game. Not important. 00:13:53.399 --> 00:13:55.128 He missed the lay-up! 00:13:55.334 --> 00:13:58.599 See? Iverson just missed a lay-up at the buzzer, Sixers lose. 00:13:58.771 --> 00:14:00.238 Who gives a crap, huh? 00:14:00.406 --> 00:14:02.670 I mean, it's just a silly game, anyways. 00:14:07.413 --> 00:14:10.405 The anger sharks are swimming in my head. 00:14:10.816 --> 00:14:12.340 You gotta dunk that shit! 00:14:12.518 --> 00:14:14.679 You gotta dunk that shit! 00:14:14.854 --> 00:14:16.719 Listen to me. Stay with me, Nate. 00:14:16.989 --> 00:14:18.854 Now, repeat after me, Nate: 00:14:19.024 --> 00:14:21.254 Goosfraba. 00:14:21.427 --> 00:14:23.292 Goos blah blah. 00:14:23.462 --> 00:14:25.953 Not "blah blah," Nate. 00:14:26.298 --> 00:14:28.664 Goosfraba. 00:14:29.301 --> 00:14:31.428 Goosfraba. 00:14:31.604 --> 00:14:33.333 That's good. Slower. 00:14:33.505 --> 00:14:37.236 Goosfraba. 00:14:37.409 --> 00:14:38.569 How do you feel? 00:14:39.178 --> 00:14:40.167 Better. 00:14:42.948 --> 00:14:44.438 Good job, Nate. 00:14:44.617 --> 00:14:47.279 That sound is a derivation of an old Eskimo word... 00:14:47.453 --> 00:14:49.819 ...that mothers used to calm their children. 00:14:49.989 --> 00:14:52.048 - I see. - Eskimos seem nice. 00:14:52.224 --> 00:14:55.022 - They do. - I think Eskimos are smug. 00:14:55.194 --> 00:14:56.627 Hold that thought, Chuck. 00:14:57.263 --> 00:14:58.821 So, Dave... 00:14:59.398 --> 00:15:00.831 ...tell us about yourself. 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:01.989 Who are you? 00:15:02.468 --> 00:15:05.369 Well, I am an executive assistant... 00:15:05.537 --> 00:15:07.869 ...at a major pet products company. 00:15:09.208 --> 00:15:13.008 I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are. 00:15:13.646 --> 00:15:15.113 All right. 00:15:16.515 --> 00:15:18.312 I'm a pretty good guy. 00:15:18.817 --> 00:15:21.377 I like playing tennis on occasion.... 00:15:21.654 --> 00:15:24.817 Also, not your hobbies, Dave, just simple: 00:15:24.990 --> 00:15:26.514 Tell us who you are. 00:15:27.793 --> 00:15:29.158 I just.... 00:15:30.362 --> 00:15:34.526 Maybe you could give me an example of what a good answer would be. 00:15:34.700 --> 00:15:35.826 What did you say? 00:15:36.902 --> 00:15:39.302 You want Lou to tell you who you are? 00:15:41.607 --> 00:15:43.234 No, I just.... 00:15:45.644 --> 00:15:48.477 I'm a nice, easygoing man. 00:15:49.381 --> 00:15:51.906 I might be a little bit indecisive at times. 00:15:52.084 --> 00:15:55.451 Dave, you're describing your personality. 00:15:55.621 --> 00:15:56.952 I want to know... 00:15:57.790 --> 00:16:00.884 - ...who you are. - What the hell do you want me to say? 00:16:06.198 --> 00:16:09.656 I mean, I'm sorry. I just.... I want to answer your question. 00:16:09.835 --> 00:16:12.929 I'm just not doing it right, I guess. 00:16:13.105 --> 00:16:16.905 I think we're getting a picture, Dave. 00:16:17.076 --> 00:16:20.011 - Let's move on. - Dr. Rydell, I'd like to know something. 00:16:20.179 --> 00:16:22.340 Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke? 00:16:22.514 --> 00:16:26.109 I do whatever I want when I want, you little Spanish fruit topping. 00:16:26.819 --> 00:16:29.151 Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant. 00:16:33.125 --> 00:16:34.956 What are you laughing at, Dave? 00:16:36.562 --> 00:16:39.793 Just laughing. I don't know. I'm not laughing at you. 00:16:39.965 --> 00:16:43.162 Were you laughing with me? Because I'm not laughing. 00:16:44.169 --> 00:16:46.501 Am I out of line, or is this guy pushing me? 00:16:47.306 --> 00:16:49.240 Well, how do you feel, Chuck? 00:16:49.475 --> 00:16:53.468 I went from happy to angry, skipped sad. Now I feel like kicking his ass. 00:16:53.846 --> 00:16:55.370 Then we'll see who's laughing. 00:16:55.547 --> 00:16:58.983 What? Think you're better than me because you've got both your nuts? 00:16:59.752 --> 00:17:03.415 All right, man. All right. Come on. Come on, big boy. Pretty boy. 00:17:04.890 --> 00:17:09.190 All right. Is it worth going back to the penitentiary, Chuck? 00:17:09.361 --> 00:17:12.592 - So he's laughing at you. - I'm not laughing at him. 00:17:17.703 --> 00:17:19.068 Goosfraba. 00:17:23.275 --> 00:17:26.176 - Goosfraba. - Okay. 00:17:27.379 --> 00:17:29.973 Good job, Chuck. That was really good. 00:17:31.950 --> 00:17:33.183 Where's the coffee cake? I was looking forward to it. 00:17:33.184 --> 00:17:34.618 Where's the coffee cake? I was looking forward to it. 00:17:34.787 --> 00:17:37.551 I haven't been to the Actors Studio in quite some time. 00:17:37.756 --> 00:17:40.623 - I'm sure your audition will go well. - Thanks. I hope so. 00:17:40.793 --> 00:17:41.987 - Good night. - All right. 00:17:42.161 --> 00:17:43.423 - Thanks, Buddy. - Bye-bye. 00:17:43.595 --> 00:17:45.790 That was a little bit insane. 00:17:46.065 --> 00:17:49.228 If I had to do 20 hours of that, I'd end up killing myself. 00:17:49.401 --> 00:17:50.390 Here you go. 00:17:50.602 --> 00:17:53.537 Twenty hours in my class would be pointless for you. 00:17:53.906 --> 00:17:54.964 I agree. 00:17:55.207 --> 00:17:58.699 I think I'm going to recommend to the court that we double your time. 00:17:59.311 --> 00:18:00.539 What do you mean? 00:18:00.712 --> 00:18:02.270 Let me explain something. 00:18:02.614 --> 00:18:06.243 There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. 00:18:06.618 --> 00:18:10.452 Explosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashier... 00:18:10.622 --> 00:18:12.487 ...for not taking their coupons. 00:18:12.791 --> 00:18:17.421 Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet, day after day... 00:18:17.629 --> 00:18:21.087 ...and finally shoots everyone in the store. 00:18:21.266 --> 00:18:22.858 You're the cashier. 00:18:23.135 --> 00:18:27.970 No. I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialing 911, I swear. 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:30.265 I'm going to assign you an anger ally... 00:18:30.476 --> 00:18:32.967 ...to help calm you down when you're losing it. 00:18:33.245 --> 00:18:34.234 Chuck. 00:18:34.513 --> 00:18:37.243 Not Chuck. Give me Bobby Knight, or the porno girls. 00:18:37.416 --> 00:18:39.213 Heard we're partnering up, huh? 00:18:39.518 --> 00:18:41.008 - Yes. - Here's my number. 00:18:41.220 --> 00:18:43.745 Great. "You're going to die, bitch." 00:18:44.156 --> 00:18:46.818 Oops, that's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera. 00:18:47.025 --> 00:18:48.583 - I see. - My bad. Here. 00:18:48.827 --> 00:18:51.159 That's the number. Good. Thank you. 00:18:53.098 --> 00:18:55.726 Dave and Chuck... 00:18:56.969 --> 00:19:00.200 ...working together as a team. 00:19:00.739 --> 00:19:04.903 - It's a win-win situation. - Yeah, feels it. 00:19:05.077 --> 00:19:06.908 Dave's particulars. 00:19:07.479 --> 00:19:08.969 I'll see you soon. 00:19:16.622 --> 00:19:18.749 The Yanks are great this season. 00:19:18.924 --> 00:19:21.358 Dave thinks they could beat Seattle's win record. 00:19:21.593 --> 00:19:24.926 Remember at Brown when we saw Ron Guidry win his 20th? 00:19:25.130 --> 00:19:26.927 Oh, man. He was on fire that year. 00:19:27.132 --> 00:19:28.258 We could've been too. 00:19:28.467 --> 00:19:31.732 Andrew, don't start or I can't hang out with you anymore. 00:19:31.904 --> 00:19:34.998 Sorry, it's just hard. I'll never meet anyone as good as you. 00:19:35.307 --> 00:19:37.867 You will. She'll be a very lucky lady. 00:19:38.544 --> 00:19:40.637 Thanks for being my best friend. 00:19:42.514 --> 00:19:43.708 Linda. 00:19:43.882 --> 00:19:46.043 - Hey, Dave. - Andrew. 00:19:46.251 --> 00:19:47.809 Good to see you guys hugging. 00:19:48.654 --> 00:19:50.588 How was the doctor? 00:19:51.323 --> 00:19:52.756 Psychotic. 00:19:52.991 --> 00:19:56.552 Well, did you get any good promotion news from Mr. Head? 00:19:56.762 --> 00:19:59.663 I wasn't able to talk to him about that yet, but I will. 00:20:01.266 --> 00:20:03.996 Not that crowded here. You'd think it would be packed. 00:20:04.169 --> 00:20:08.299 I rented the place. I figured it'd be more fun if it was just Brown alumni. 00:20:08.507 --> 00:20:10.805 Where'd you go to college again? 00:20:10.976 --> 00:20:12.671 Trenton Community College. 00:20:14.846 --> 00:20:18.077 You had a hard day. Let me buy you a milk shake. 00:20:18.850 --> 00:20:19.976 Later, Andrew. 00:20:20.185 --> 00:20:23.313 ... once you cast your line in, so during retrieval... 00:20:23.488 --> 00:20:26.423 ...it'll help you to create a realistic and a erratic.... 00:20:28.927 --> 00:20:30.019 Hey, Dave. 00:20:30.262 --> 00:20:33.925 - Hey. Andrew, what's up? - Not much. 00:20:34.333 --> 00:20:36.699 You always try to simulate live bait. 00:20:36.935 --> 00:20:41.429 Okay, they got fishing while you go to the bathroom. That's nice. 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:43.801 Yep. Bass fishing. Hey, he caught one. 00:20:44.610 --> 00:20:46.373 Be aware of your presentation... 00:20:46.545 --> 00:20:50.276 ...and make sure that, as you work it along.... 00:20:50.649 --> 00:20:51.775 Oh, yeah. 00:20:54.653 --> 00:20:56.018 Congratulations. 00:20:56.188 --> 00:20:58.884 Now that is a big one, folks. 00:21:04.863 --> 00:21:06.728 Always a blast being with your friends. 00:21:06.898 --> 00:21:08.365 It was a great night. 00:21:08.533 --> 00:21:10.524 Yankees winning, beer and hot dogs. 00:21:10.802 --> 00:21:13.862 Yeah, you like those foot-long hot dogs, don't you? 00:21:15.040 --> 00:21:19.807 So I saw your boy Andrew at the urinal. 00:21:20.245 --> 00:21:21.644 Saw his... 00:21:22.314 --> 00:21:24.509 - ...thing. - You were looking? 00:21:24.716 --> 00:21:26.479 Yeah, unfortunately. 00:21:26.718 --> 00:21:31.212 So, now, did this guy grow up near a nuclear power plant or something? 00:21:31.556 --> 00:21:33.114 What are you talking about? 00:21:33.292 --> 00:21:37.695 Never really seen nothing like that before. Didn't it used to scare you? 00:21:37.863 --> 00:21:38.852 I never saw it. 00:21:39.798 --> 00:21:40.856 You never saw it? 00:21:41.133 --> 00:21:44.625 No, I told you, I never slept with him. Why, is it huge? 00:21:45.304 --> 00:21:47.033 No. No. No. No. 00:21:47.239 --> 00:21:50.697 It's actually quite petite. 00:21:50.976 --> 00:21:52.910 I felt bad for him. 00:21:53.378 --> 00:21:56.745 It looked like it belonged on a baby and it had a funny color. 00:21:57.983 --> 00:22:00.577 I bet he got a lot of snickers in the locker room. 00:22:00.819 --> 00:22:02.753 Like, "What the hell's that thing?" 00:22:02.921 --> 00:22:06.254 When you're in a locker room, you must feel good about yourself. 00:22:06.425 --> 00:22:11.226 I do. If there are 20 naked guys in there, I'm usually in the top 18. 00:22:11.530 --> 00:22:13.998 - Which isn't bad. - You're doing really good. 00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:15.497 Thanks. 00:22:19.671 --> 00:22:23.072 - Who's that? - I don't know. Let me get rid of them. 00:22:24.776 --> 00:22:27.904 - Hello? - Dave, it's me, Chuck. 00:22:28.413 --> 00:22:30.643 - Who's Chuck? - Your anger ally. 00:22:30.816 --> 00:22:32.681 I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood. 00:22:32.918 --> 00:22:34.283 A very bad mood. 00:22:34.453 --> 00:22:37.980 I was fired from my ice-cream truck job today. No more Fudgeicles. 00:22:38.590 --> 00:22:40.922 - What's an anger ally? - Who's that? 00:22:41.259 --> 00:22:42.317 She making fun of me? 00:22:43.428 --> 00:22:45.623 No. That's my girlfriend. 00:22:45.797 --> 00:22:49.927 You tell her to put a sock in it because I need to talk to you right now! 00:22:50.502 --> 00:22:52.333 We're a little busy right now. 00:22:52.537 --> 00:22:54.596 You're busy? We're all busy, okay? 00:22:54.973 --> 00:22:58.431 You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain! 00:23:08.120 --> 00:23:11.487 After I got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real bad time: 00:23:11.656 --> 00:23:16.218 Hookers, booze, shooting holes in the ceiling, screaming myself to sleep. 00:23:16.995 --> 00:23:19.395 Finally, my parents said I had to move out. 00:23:20.232 --> 00:23:23.463 I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt. 00:23:23.969 --> 00:23:25.766 Don't get cute, wiseass! 00:23:26.471 --> 00:23:27.495 But, yes. 00:23:29.174 --> 00:23:31.199 What's with the watch, huh? Am I boring you? 00:23:31.376 --> 00:23:36.245 We ordered the drinks 15 minutes ago and I kind of gotta get back. 00:23:36.948 --> 00:23:38.415 Miss? Excuse me, miss? 00:23:38.617 --> 00:23:41.415 Is this Slow And Stupid Waitress Day? 00:23:41.586 --> 00:23:43.679 I'm sorry. I be right with you. 00:23:44.055 --> 00:23:47.320 Damn, man, reminds me of these chicks back in the war. 00:23:47.492 --> 00:23:50.393 Would give you the old licky-licky, then fry your banana. 00:23:50.595 --> 00:23:51.584 Settle. 00:23:51.763 --> 00:23:56.223 I have seen some shit, man. I kid you not, I have seen some shit. 00:23:57.536 --> 00:24:01.404 Wake up to the sound of kids screaming. 00:24:01.807 --> 00:24:03.570 Explosions everywhere. 00:24:04.910 --> 00:24:06.775 Never know when your number's up. 00:24:06.978 --> 00:24:08.707 Vietnam, huh? 00:24:10.415 --> 00:24:12.815 - Grenada, man. - Grenada? 00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:15.916 Wasn't that like 12 hours long? 00:24:20.725 --> 00:24:21.714 Did you see that? 00:24:22.227 --> 00:24:25.993 - See what? - That guy. He just gave me a look. 00:24:27.699 --> 00:24:28.996 He didn't give you a look. 00:24:29.234 --> 00:24:33.170 And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark. 00:24:34.406 --> 00:24:35.634 Are you Jewish? 00:24:36.308 --> 00:24:39.573 I could be. But, no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican. 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:43.304 Let's go give those guys some tsuris. 00:24:43.949 --> 00:24:46.474 Well, the guy on the left is blind, Chuck. 00:24:46.751 --> 00:24:48.480 I hear you. 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:49.909 He's yours. 00:24:50.322 --> 00:24:52.085 No. That's not what I was saying. 00:24:53.625 --> 00:24:54.649 - Hey. - What the hell? 00:24:54.826 --> 00:24:56.487 Got something against guys with hair? 00:24:56.661 --> 00:24:57.650 What's going on? 00:25:03.869 --> 00:25:05.461 Don't! Stop it! Stop! 00:25:05.637 --> 00:25:07.764 Stop! Goosfraba! 00:25:07.939 --> 00:25:08.928 You piece of shit! 00:25:16.915 --> 00:25:18.849 Stop it! Stop it! 00:25:22.821 --> 00:25:24.288 Welcome back, Mr. Buznik. 00:25:24.856 --> 00:25:28.587 I see you've managed to brutalize a cocktail waitress this time. 00:25:29.194 --> 00:25:32.652 I guess beating up stewardesses can get old after a while. 00:25:32.864 --> 00:25:34.957 Flight attendant, Your Honor. 00:25:35.267 --> 00:25:38.259 I didn't hit her on purpose, Your Honor. 00:25:38.470 --> 00:25:40.495 I was being attacked by someone... 00:25:40.705 --> 00:25:43.299 ...and while I was trying to take away his.... 00:25:43.508 --> 00:25:44.941 His.... 00:25:45.143 --> 00:25:47.805 Trying to take away my cane, Your Honor. 00:25:49.314 --> 00:25:52.112 You cracked a waitress in the face... 00:25:52.317 --> 00:25:54.979 ...while attempting to steal a blind man's cane? 00:25:55.453 --> 00:25:59.150 Your Honor, we're not even sure how blind this man really is. 00:26:05.530 --> 00:26:07.691 Okay. My bad. Moving on. 00:26:08.033 --> 00:26:10.126 Happy now, ass-wipe? 00:26:10.468 --> 00:26:13.733 Mr. Buznik, I don't know why you hate women. 00:26:13.972 --> 00:26:15.633 Maybe you don't know either... 00:26:15.840 --> 00:26:20.834 ...but I'll let you think about it while you spend one year in a state prison. 00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.513 - Isn't that a bit harsh, Your Honor? - No! 00:26:24.182 --> 00:26:25.171 Okay. 00:26:28.687 --> 00:26:32.316 - May I approach, Your Honor? - By all means, Dr. Rydell. 00:26:32.490 --> 00:26:33.514 Thank you. 00:26:43.001 --> 00:26:45.162 - It's been a while. - Yes, it has. 00:26:45.337 --> 00:26:47.999 - You look marvelous, Brenda. - Thank you. 00:26:48.173 --> 00:26:49.868 - And how are the boys? - Fantastic. 00:26:50.041 --> 00:26:52.942 James made the basketball team, Raheem landed the lead... 00:26:53.111 --> 00:26:54.601 ...in Fiddler on the Roof. 00:26:54.779 --> 00:26:58.374 Raheem will make a breathtaking Tevye, I'm sure. 00:26:59.050 --> 00:27:02.918 So do you have a take on this Buznik guy? 00:27:03.121 --> 00:27:04.850 Is this good or bad? 00:27:05.423 --> 00:27:08.017 Well, it's bad that he's talking to her... 00:27:08.226 --> 00:27:09.853 ...but it's good that.... 00:27:11.196 --> 00:27:13.858 No, it's bad. It's all bad. 00:27:14.299 --> 00:27:17.757 - You think you can help him? - I think so, Your Honor. 00:27:18.036 --> 00:27:23.030 If I can't, I'll tear him apart with my bare hands. 00:27:30.882 --> 00:27:31.906 Mr. Buznik... 00:27:32.117 --> 00:27:35.575 ...because of the enormous respect I have for Dr. Rydell... 00:27:35.754 --> 00:27:38.723 ...I'm placing you in his intensive anger management program... 00:27:38.890 --> 00:27:40.221 ...for 30 days. 00:27:40.625 --> 00:27:44.652 But if you fail to strictly adhere to the rules of his program... 00:27:44.829 --> 00:27:47.764 ...you will spend the next year in state prison. 00:28:01.012 --> 00:28:03.537 - Buddy? - Good evening. Ready to get it on? 00:28:03.715 --> 00:28:05.342 Get what on? What are you doing here? 00:28:05.517 --> 00:28:06.950 Well, well, well. 00:28:07.118 --> 00:28:08.483 The lair of the rage rhino. 00:28:08.687 --> 00:28:11.622 I smell the effluvium of pain and frustration. 00:28:11.823 --> 00:28:14.018 - Where should we put my stuff? - What stuff? 00:28:14.426 --> 00:28:16.917 We've got 30 days to control your anger. 00:28:17.128 --> 00:28:19.688 My approach dictates intense observation. 00:28:19.931 --> 00:28:22.764 What better vantage point than bunkmates? 00:28:23.501 --> 00:28:25.662 Put that there, Dan, thank you very much. 00:28:25.870 --> 00:28:31.103 No. No. I'm sorry. Guys, I don't think you should be moving in with me. 00:28:31.342 --> 00:28:32.502 Sit down, Dave. 00:28:34.946 --> 00:28:36.846 Let's be perfectly clear about this. 00:28:37.182 --> 00:28:39.309 You've been deemed a threat to society. 00:28:39.517 --> 00:28:41.849 I believe that radical, round-the-clock therapy... 00:28:42.020 --> 00:28:45.114 ...is the only way to effect a meaningful and positive change... 00:28:45.290 --> 00:28:46.348 ...in your behavior. 00:28:46.591 --> 00:28:48.650 Now we can do it here or Rikers Island. 00:28:48.860 --> 00:28:51.158 - Anything else, Dr. B? - No thanks, Dan. 00:28:51.362 --> 00:28:53.694 We'll install the wiretaps tomorrow. 00:28:53.898 --> 00:28:54.887 Wiretaps? 00:28:55.133 --> 00:28:57.567 - Is this your CD collection? - Yes. 00:28:58.470 --> 00:28:59.732 Oh, my. 00:29:01.673 --> 00:29:03.197 What are you doing? 00:29:03.374 --> 00:29:06.571 I don't want you listening to any angry music. 00:29:06.745 --> 00:29:08.542 The Carpenters are angry? I mean.... 00:29:09.647 --> 00:29:11.205 Don't be naive, Dave. 00:29:11.549 --> 00:29:14.541 "Close to You." "We've Only Just Begun." 00:29:14.753 --> 00:29:17.483 Songs of madness and obsession. 00:29:18.723 --> 00:29:20.486 Who's going to pay for that? 00:29:20.692 --> 00:29:25.652 Retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me. Can you do that? 00:29:26.064 --> 00:29:28.862 Yeah. It's retarded. I'm retarded. 00:29:29.901 --> 00:29:31.061 Good. 00:29:31.236 --> 00:29:34.899 Now then, we need to go over some ground rules. 00:29:37.742 --> 00:29:39.835 My girlfriend got me that. 00:29:41.780 --> 00:29:44.977 You're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assault... 00:29:45.150 --> 00:29:46.583 ...and vulgar hand gestures. 00:29:46.785 --> 00:29:49.515 You may not use rage-enhancing substances... 00:29:49.687 --> 00:29:53.418 ...such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine... 00:29:53.625 --> 00:29:56.219 ...Slippy-Flippies, Jelly Stingers, Trick Sticks... 00:29:56.394 --> 00:29:58.191 ...Bing Bangs or Flying Willards. 00:29:58.396 --> 00:30:01.092 - How about Fiddle Faddles? - Under my supervision. 00:30:01.566 --> 00:30:04.296 Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating... 00:30:04.469 --> 00:30:07.927 ...please do so without the use of any pornographic images... 00:30:08.139 --> 00:30:11.768 ...depicting quote-unquote "angry sex." 00:30:11.976 --> 00:30:15.434 That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy... 00:30:15.613 --> 00:30:17.581 ...and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised... 00:30:17.749 --> 00:30:19.649 ...at how much fun we can have. 00:30:19.818 --> 00:30:24.187 Jeez, without Slippy-Flippies or angry masturbating? How is that possible? 00:30:24.355 --> 00:30:28.553 Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable. 00:30:29.460 --> 00:30:31.325 Dave, I got this for you. 00:30:31.563 --> 00:30:34.088 It's a wonderfully therapeutic tool. 00:30:34.299 --> 00:30:37.097 Record your thoughts on this whenever you feel angry. 00:30:38.403 --> 00:30:40.633 I'm feeling very angry right now... 00:30:40.805 --> 00:30:43.899 ...because I only have one bed and no couch. 00:30:44.108 --> 00:30:45.473 Not a problem. 00:30:47.912 --> 00:30:53.248 In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed. 00:30:53.585 --> 00:30:56.918 Yeah, well, that's why I'm proud to be an American. 00:30:59.257 --> 00:31:00.588 By the way.... 00:31:06.297 --> 00:31:08.424 I like to sleep in the nude. 00:31:44.969 --> 00:31:46.596 You hear that frog? 00:31:47.305 --> 00:31:48.294 Nope. 00:32:06.157 --> 00:32:07.146 What do you want? 00:32:07.358 --> 00:32:10.156 I'm just recording your demeanor upon awakening. 00:32:11.396 --> 00:32:14.331 Good to see you got your underwear back on. 00:32:14.999 --> 00:32:16.091 6:30? 00:32:16.334 --> 00:32:18.199 I don't gotta be up till 7. 00:32:18.403 --> 00:32:20.166 You've got to make my breakfast. 00:32:21.339 --> 00:32:24.502 Dave, cooking is very relaxing and therapeutic. 00:32:25.009 --> 00:32:28.410 I want two eggs, over easy and unfertilized... 00:32:28.613 --> 00:32:30.945 ...wheat toast, dry, and please... 00:32:31.115 --> 00:32:32.776 ...tell me you've got ketchup. 00:32:33.017 --> 00:32:35.042 There's a Denny's down the street. 00:32:35.253 --> 00:32:36.618 Not only do they have ketchup... 00:32:36.788 --> 00:32:39.348 ...but they got the angriest waitresses I've seen. 00:32:39.524 --> 00:32:42.857 You could have a blast with the goosfraba thing down there. 00:32:43.194 --> 00:32:44.218 Lame-o. 00:33:06.451 --> 00:33:07.509 Your eggs. 00:33:16.394 --> 00:33:20.057 - Holy shit! - I said over easy!! 00:33:25.436 --> 00:33:26.801 Now, why did I do that? 00:33:27.405 --> 00:33:30.397 Because I refused to spoon with you last night? 00:33:32.276 --> 00:33:36.144 The angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes. 00:33:37.749 --> 00:33:38.977 Alpha-Bits. 00:33:39.250 --> 00:33:43.516 No matter how old I get, always a culinary delight. 00:33:43.755 --> 00:33:47.282 No explanation for the egg throwing. He's a psycho. 00:33:47.792 --> 00:33:51.125 Don't sulk, Dave. Eat. Sit down. 00:33:51.429 --> 00:33:53.260 We'll be off to work in a jiffy. 00:33:54.465 --> 00:33:59.266 "We'll be off to work." Now, by "we'll," I assume you mean just me, right? 00:33:59.437 --> 00:34:01.962 Well, I have to join you at work. 00:34:02.173 --> 00:34:03.435 Full contact. 00:34:03.975 --> 00:34:07.467 That will make me look nuts, Buddy, bringing a shrink to work... 00:34:07.678 --> 00:34:09.976 ...you whipping eggs at people. I don't know. 00:34:10.214 --> 00:34:14.207 You must never be ashamed that you sought help for yourself, Dave. 00:34:14.419 --> 00:34:15.977 It's not a weakness. 00:34:18.823 --> 00:34:20.723 I mean, I gotta be there by 9:00. 00:34:20.925 --> 00:34:23.985 I don't think we'll make it on time. You're not even dressed. 00:34:24.162 --> 00:34:27.154 The Talmud says: "Wherever you look... 00:34:28.166 --> 00:34:30.157 ...there's something to be seen." 00:34:31.035 --> 00:34:32.332 Look, Dave. 00:34:44.615 --> 00:34:47.516 - What exactly was that all about? - What? 00:34:47.685 --> 00:34:51.348 You just ran through a red light. Are you trying to get us both killed? 00:34:51.522 --> 00:34:55.356 I'm a little flustered right now. I have to be to work in eight minutes. 00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:56.949 Flustered? 00:35:00.098 --> 00:35:02.999 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, man! 00:35:03.267 --> 00:35:07.169 - Holy shit! What are you doing? - I need you to unfluster. 00:35:07.705 --> 00:35:10.936 My boss is going to go nuts on me if we're late, so please? 00:35:11.109 --> 00:35:13.475 We will proceed when you are centered. 00:35:13.644 --> 00:35:15.009 I'm centered, I'm centered. 00:35:15.179 --> 00:35:18.012 There's 10,000 people behind us. Let's go, crazy man. 00:35:20.651 --> 00:35:23.245 What is that? Is that good? 00:35:23.654 --> 00:35:25.246 We're going to sing a song. 00:35:25.690 --> 00:35:29.524 No. I don't want to sing a song. I want to go to.... I've gotta go. 00:35:29.727 --> 00:35:30.853 Here we go. 00:35:31.028 --> 00:35:34.759 The magic of Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's... 00:35:34.966 --> 00:35:37.560 ...West Side Story. 00:35:39.237 --> 00:35:40.795 "I Feel Pretty." 00:35:41.906 --> 00:35:44.204 Get this moving. What the hell's your problem? 00:35:44.375 --> 00:35:46.935 Shut your pie-hole! We're working here! 00:35:47.378 --> 00:35:48.606 Wow. Sorry. 00:36:46.270 --> 00:36:48.170 Move your ass, dipshit! 00:36:58.983 --> 00:37:00.143 Burn in hell! 00:37:15.433 --> 00:37:16.593 Yes! 00:37:20.371 --> 00:37:22.339 You feel stunning. 00:37:22.540 --> 00:37:24.337 And entrancing. 00:37:42.660 --> 00:37:44.457 You're late. 00:37:44.662 --> 00:37:48.098 Yes. There was a little bit of a tie up on the bridge. 00:37:48.266 --> 00:37:51.258 I didn't ask for a traffic report. You're always late. 00:37:51.435 --> 00:37:54.871 Now is the first time I've been late. But you're right. I'm sorry. 00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:56.267 May I interject? 00:37:56.641 --> 00:38:00.099 You were about to say something else before you said, "I'm sorry." 00:38:00.278 --> 00:38:02.269 We mustn't absorb and repress. 00:38:02.446 --> 00:38:06.246 - Who's this? - I'm his anger management therapist. 00:38:06.851 --> 00:38:08.682 You're in anger management? 00:38:10.221 --> 00:38:12.621 Temporarily, yeah. 00:38:12.957 --> 00:38:16.017 Do you remember the flight to St. Louis... 00:38:16.227 --> 00:38:19.492 ...that I was on when they had to turn the plane around? 00:38:19.664 --> 00:38:22.462 Yeah, yeah. Because of that unruly passenger in coach. 00:38:22.633 --> 00:38:24.123 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 00:38:24.302 --> 00:38:26.566 He doesn't like people touching his clubs. 00:38:28.773 --> 00:38:31.765 Well, that unruly passenger was me. 00:38:31.942 --> 00:38:36.436 I got arrested at Kennedy. That's why I didn't make the next flight. 00:38:37.081 --> 00:38:39.276 You said your apartment caught fire. 00:38:39.450 --> 00:38:42.647 Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie. 00:38:43.821 --> 00:38:47.416 Might I have your first name, Mr. Head? And tell me it isn't Dick. 00:38:49.160 --> 00:38:51.822 - It's Frank. - Fran. 00:38:52.596 --> 00:38:54.826 Isn't that normally a girl's name? 00:38:55.666 --> 00:38:57.258 What went on on that flight? 00:38:57.668 --> 00:39:00.603 To be honest with you, it was a mix-up. I.... 00:39:00.838 --> 00:39:03.204 Jibber jabber. Jibber jabbering. Mumbo jumbo. 00:39:03.374 --> 00:39:05.865 Denial. Key, key, key, key, key, key. 00:39:06.043 --> 00:39:09.342 Fran, your assistant beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant. 00:39:09.513 --> 00:39:11.208 - I didn't. - You broke her nose. 00:39:11.382 --> 00:39:13.441 I broke the cocktail waitress's nose. 00:39:14.919 --> 00:39:17.547 I mean, I accidentally did that. 00:39:17.722 --> 00:39:19.747 Dave, you have a disease. 00:39:19.924 --> 00:39:23.690 Would you apologize if you were a diabetic? Of course not. 00:39:23.861 --> 00:39:27.957 Why do you feel you have to apologize because you're suffering from T.A.S.? 00:39:29.033 --> 00:39:30.022 T.A.S.? 00:39:30.201 --> 00:39:31.896 Toxic Anger Syndrome. 00:39:33.371 --> 00:39:34.736 I don't have T.A.S. 00:39:34.905 --> 00:39:38.033 He's angry. It's a sickness, not a crime, Fran. 00:39:38.209 --> 00:39:39.733 His name is Frank! 00:39:43.881 --> 00:39:46.315 No. I'm sorry. 00:39:58.662 --> 00:40:01.256 Clothes for cats isn't really a new idea... 00:40:01.432 --> 00:40:05.095 ...but there was never really a line made for overweight cats... 00:40:05.269 --> 00:40:08.204 ...who might feel a little self-conscious... 00:40:08.372 --> 00:40:10.465 ...about how they look in certain outfits. 00:40:10.641 --> 00:40:13.906 That's why I got the baggy sweater on him, to cover up his gut. 00:40:14.078 --> 00:40:16.911 And the beret to take attention off his plump head. 00:40:17.081 --> 00:40:21.074 Oh, little Meatball. You tie this up tight... 00:40:21.252 --> 00:40:23.584 ...and away goes the chin. 00:40:23.754 --> 00:40:25.483 I'm so handsome. 00:40:28.659 --> 00:40:32.459 - Hey, Dave. This is your office? - Andrew. 00:40:32.630 --> 00:40:35.224 - What are you doing here? - I played golf with Frank. 00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:38.898 He's friends with my dad. We're members of the same country club. 00:40:39.069 --> 00:40:42.095 Really? I've been wanting to play golf with him a long time. 00:40:42.273 --> 00:40:44.241 - Is it awesome there? - It's nice. 00:40:49.113 --> 00:40:52.276 So, anyway, Dave, how's anger management going? 00:40:53.284 --> 00:40:54.649 Who told you about that? 00:40:54.819 --> 00:40:57.413 Linda's my best friend. There's no secrets between us. 00:40:57.588 --> 00:41:01.217 For the love of Mike! This guy's your girl's best friend? 00:41:01.459 --> 00:41:04.292 No. I mean, I like to consider myself her best friend... 00:41:04.495 --> 00:41:09.296 ...but Andrew is her best friend friend, if that makes any sense. 00:41:09.467 --> 00:41:12.595 You ought to golf yourself. You look a little stressed out. 00:41:14.638 --> 00:41:16.162 I gotta go. Bye. 00:41:20.311 --> 00:41:21.676 Well, well, well. 00:41:21.979 --> 00:41:24.209 This guy's got quite a basket on him. 00:41:24.381 --> 00:41:26.508 Really? I didn't notice that. 00:41:26.884 --> 00:41:30.342 Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy... 00:41:30.521 --> 00:41:34.082 ...who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale? 00:41:34.558 --> 00:41:37.584 Well, it's.... I'm doing okay myself, pal. 00:41:37.928 --> 00:41:40.396 Maybe it's the way his pants fit him. 00:41:42.333 --> 00:41:43.425 What's up? 00:41:44.902 --> 00:41:47.496 - This is your young lady? - That's my Linda. 00:41:47.671 --> 00:41:49.764 My, oh, my. 00:41:50.841 --> 00:41:54.277 I was toying with the notion that you were gay... 00:41:54.445 --> 00:41:56.811 ...because of the kitty-cat clothes, so forth. 00:41:57.815 --> 00:41:58.975 What does she do? 00:41:59.483 --> 00:42:03.351 She teaches poetry. Poetry teacher. 00:42:03.687 --> 00:42:05.518 I love poetry. 00:42:07.591 --> 00:42:10.355 Oh, my, my, my. It's.... 00:42:10.861 --> 00:42:13.523 Yes, it's a good picture of her. 00:42:16.767 --> 00:42:20.533 Well, apparently Dr. Rydell has a history of unorthodox techniques. 00:42:20.704 --> 00:42:22.535 He's got a dozen lawsuits pending. 00:42:22.706 --> 00:42:25.266 So it's not just me. This guy is nuts, isn't he? 00:42:25.442 --> 00:42:26.466 Or a genius. 00:42:26.644 --> 00:42:32.105 But if you could prove that he's nuts: audiotape, video, picture, whatever... 00:42:32.283 --> 00:42:33.841 ...I'll arrange a hearing. 00:42:36.353 --> 00:42:38.184 I gotta go. I think he's coming. 00:42:46.196 --> 00:42:47.458 Hi, Nancy. 00:42:47.631 --> 00:42:49.531 What are you doing in the ladies' room? 00:42:50.134 --> 00:42:54.298 Sorry. I just heard you guys got cleaner seats than us. 00:42:54.939 --> 00:42:56.964 Not after I get through with them. 00:43:00.177 --> 00:43:04.204 I don't care for the way you've ironed my shirts, Dave. Try it again. 00:43:04.381 --> 00:43:08.442 - I've been very patient with you. - Beware the fury of the patient man. 00:43:08.619 --> 00:43:11.213 - I'm serious! - Too serious. 00:43:11.422 --> 00:43:12.912 Get undressed. 00:43:13.490 --> 00:43:15.151 What did you say? 00:43:16.560 --> 00:43:17.652 Take off your clothes. 00:43:17.828 --> 00:43:20.388 I've got a stress-reduction technique to show you. 00:43:20.564 --> 00:43:23.499 - It'll be good for you. - Take off my clothes? 00:43:23.667 --> 00:43:25.897 Do you want to see me naked, Buddy? 00:43:28.339 --> 00:43:30.000 Are you a homophobe, Dave? 00:43:30.174 --> 00:43:35.339 No, I'm a pulling-my-penis-out- in-front-of-you-a-phobe. 00:43:36.447 --> 00:43:39.314 Let's take a walk on the wild side. 00:43:53.030 --> 00:43:54.759 - What's up, baby? - Why are we here? 00:43:54.932 --> 00:43:56.297 I'm not a homophobe. 00:43:56.467 --> 00:43:59.231 My lawyer's gay. His boyfriend is gay. 00:43:59.403 --> 00:44:01.894 And are they all aware that you despise them? 00:44:02.339 --> 00:44:04.398 Looking for company, baby? 00:44:04.575 --> 00:44:06.406 No. We're not. Thank you. 00:44:06.577 --> 00:44:08.238 It's worth 50 bucks... 00:44:08.412 --> 00:44:13.179 ...if you get in the back seat with my friend here and have a little chat. 00:44:13.350 --> 00:44:15.079 My pleasure, Mr. Eyebrows. 00:44:17.187 --> 00:44:18.916 Oh, boy, here we go. 00:44:22.026 --> 00:44:24.586 - Hello. - Hey. Good to see you. 00:44:25.663 --> 00:44:28.655 - What's your name, baby? - Melvin. 00:44:28.832 --> 00:44:31.426 His name is David. Don't dissemble. 00:44:31.602 --> 00:44:35.003 I'm not dissembling. That's my Hebrew name. 00:44:35.172 --> 00:44:38.505 I'm Galaxia. That's my German name. 00:44:38.709 --> 00:44:40.006 Great. 00:44:40.177 --> 00:44:43.408 Where are you from originally, Hebrew Melvin? 00:44:43.580 --> 00:44:44.672 Brooklyn. 00:44:45.182 --> 00:44:48.242 What part of Germany do you hail from? 00:44:48.419 --> 00:44:53.015 I'm from a little Bavarian village called Lickin Zee Dickin. 00:44:53.190 --> 00:44:54.214 Care to visit? 00:44:54.725 --> 00:44:58.889 Actually, I like to spend most of my time... 00:44:59.063 --> 00:45:01.463 ...in Girls Without Wieners-ville. 00:45:01.865 --> 00:45:03.799 I'm more comfortable there. 00:45:06.537 --> 00:45:09.131 He's just not used to male intimacy. 00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:12.603 Well, that's okay, because I'm a lady. 00:45:12.876 --> 00:45:14.309 Oops, no, I'm not. 00:45:14.478 --> 00:45:15.502 Whoa! There it is. 00:45:16.447 --> 00:45:19.245 I feel like dancing. Dancing. 00:45:21.051 --> 00:45:22.040 Oh, my God. 00:45:22.619 --> 00:45:25.315 What does this have to do with anger management? 00:45:25.489 --> 00:45:29.084 - Oh, are you an angry boy? - No. 00:45:29.259 --> 00:45:30.817 Do you need some discipline? 00:45:31.028 --> 00:45:32.222 No, thank you very... 00:45:32.396 --> 00:45:34.489 Oh! Hey! Hey, watch that shit! 00:45:34.732 --> 00:45:37.997 Listen, ladies! Gentleman! Lentleman! 00:45:38.168 --> 00:45:41.296 I'm not having sex with a she-male! Relax! 00:45:41.472 --> 00:45:43.963 Galaxia, you may get out of the car now. 00:45:44.141 --> 00:45:46.735 Your services are no longer required. 00:45:48.145 --> 00:45:49.407 You know what? 00:45:49.813 --> 00:45:51.508 You guys are freaks. 00:45:54.251 --> 00:45:55.809 Give me the tape recorder. 00:45:58.422 --> 00:45:59.582 Come on. 00:46:02.359 --> 00:46:04.759 Patient number 135, David Buznik... 00:46:04.928 --> 00:46:08.694 ...has learned the difference between unhealthy anger and righteous anger. 00:46:08.866 --> 00:46:13.394 Thus he has advanced to the second level of my program. 00:46:13.604 --> 00:46:16.004 Great. Can I go throw up now? 00:46:21.545 --> 00:46:23.809 I'm a lady. Oops, no, I'm not. 00:46:23.981 --> 00:46:26.711 - Whoa, there it is. - I feel like dancing. 00:46:26.950 --> 00:46:30.113 Wasn't that sick? She looked like Olivia Newton-John... 00:46:30.287 --> 00:46:34.121 ...if she was really ugly and had huge balls. 00:46:34.291 --> 00:46:36.953 But Buddy didn't order you to have sex. 00:46:37.127 --> 00:46:38.958 I'm getting a call. Please hang on. 00:46:39.496 --> 00:46:41.794 - Hello? - Is Buddy there? 00:46:42.499 --> 00:46:44.626 No, he's in the shower right now. 00:46:44.835 --> 00:46:46.462 This is Becky, his assistant. 00:46:46.637 --> 00:46:48.798 Just tell him his mom called from Boston. 00:46:49.006 --> 00:46:51.998 She said she's having some minor surgery. 00:46:52.176 --> 00:46:57.375 It's not serious, but she'll be at Boston County Hospital for the next two days. 00:47:09.226 --> 00:47:13.856 Miracles of modern science. I am stimulating my hair follicles... 00:47:14.031 --> 00:47:16.226 ...and brushing my teeth at the same time. 00:47:16.934 --> 00:47:18.799 It looks really good. 00:47:21.939 --> 00:47:22.928 What's the matter? 00:47:23.273 --> 00:47:26.902 Your mom. They took her to the hospital, Buddy. 00:47:27.511 --> 00:47:28.978 What's wrong with my mother? 00:47:29.146 --> 00:47:32.047 She's having surgery. 00:47:32.216 --> 00:47:33.274 I'm sorry. 00:47:33.450 --> 00:47:37.113 - Is it serious? - When is surgery not serious? 00:47:37.454 --> 00:47:39.820 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. 00:47:40.023 --> 00:47:42.958 Maybe I better get up to Boston... 00:47:43.126 --> 00:47:46.118 ...see what's going on up there. 00:47:46.296 --> 00:47:49.754 Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you just go up there. 00:47:50.133 --> 00:47:53.068 Spend some quality time. I'll stay here. 00:47:53.237 --> 00:47:54.864 It'll be good for you guys. 00:47:55.038 --> 00:47:56.471 Oh, God. 00:48:01.545 --> 00:48:05.242 You're all I got, Mom. Please don't leave me. 00:48:10.921 --> 00:48:13.719 No more clam chowder. 00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:17.148 Buddy... 00:48:17.327 --> 00:48:18.817 ...it was a joke. 00:48:19.429 --> 00:48:22.023 I'm sorry. You don't have to cry anymore. 00:48:24.001 --> 00:48:25.935 - A joke? - Yeah. 00:48:26.169 --> 00:48:27.761 Oh, boy. 00:48:28.005 --> 00:48:30.701 A joke. A jo... I.... 00:48:30.908 --> 00:48:33.240 I can't believe that I fell for that one. 00:48:35.412 --> 00:48:38.142 I really thought my mother was having surgery. 00:48:39.650 --> 00:48:42.050 I'm going to get you back for that one. 00:48:46.089 --> 00:48:49.252 Just so you know, she really is having surgery. 00:48:52.095 --> 00:48:54.290 I thought you said you were joking. 00:48:54.498 --> 00:48:56.625 No, the serious part was the joke. 00:48:56.833 --> 00:49:00.166 She's having surgery, but just minor surgery. 00:49:01.104 --> 00:49:04.505 Maybe I better get up to Boston... 00:49:04.708 --> 00:49:07.871 ...see what's really going on up there. 00:49:08.045 --> 00:49:11.640 Why don't you... ? You just shoot up there. I'll be here. 00:49:15.852 --> 00:49:16.841 What? 00:49:17.254 --> 00:49:20.849 - I can't believe he's making me go. - How come you guys aren't flying? 00:49:21.024 --> 00:49:25.085 Because Dr. Cocoa Puff said legally I'm not allowed to get on a plane. 00:49:25.262 --> 00:49:27.958 Meanwhile, I've got Head up my ass about that catalog. 00:49:28.131 --> 00:49:30.895 I've got to get it done with nut-boy in Boston. 00:49:31.134 --> 00:49:33.125 Why can't Head write his own catalog? 00:49:33.303 --> 00:49:35.737 Because I've got to earn that promotion. 00:49:35.906 --> 00:49:38.807 You've been doing his job for years. You should be his... 00:49:38.976 --> 00:49:41.877 I'm sorry. I know this is really stressing you out. 00:49:42.045 --> 00:49:45.139 I'm sure that it's going to be over before you know it. 00:49:45.315 --> 00:49:48.478 Yeah, if I don't get caught popping any Jelly Stingers. 00:49:48.652 --> 00:49:50.620 Well, that's going to be tough! 00:50:01.331 --> 00:50:03.390 Oh, God. There he is. 00:50:03.567 --> 00:50:05.501 - That's him? - Yes. 00:50:08.572 --> 00:50:11.166 What? Oh. Okay, I'll hold that. 00:50:11.575 --> 00:50:12.564 My... 00:50:12.743 --> 00:50:14.404 The quiet warmth 00:50:14.578 --> 00:50:19.311 Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity 00:50:19.583 --> 00:50:22.279 A coursing underground river 00:50:22.452 --> 00:50:25.819 Pregnant with the chance currents Of knowledge and love 00:50:25.989 --> 00:50:29.322 - What? - That's my poem! I wrote that. 00:50:29.493 --> 00:50:30.755 I know. 00:50:30.927 --> 00:50:33.259 That is your poem. I love that poem. 00:50:33.430 --> 00:50:36.024 I found it crumpled up behind the sports pages... 00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:38.292 ...on the floor of David's bedroom. 00:50:39.603 --> 00:50:44.097 - Shades of early Emily Dickinson. - Who was great on Police Woman. 00:50:44.374 --> 00:50:48.777 Thank you. And thank you for rescuing it from the floor. 00:50:50.213 --> 00:50:52.443 I think I better get going. 00:50:53.450 --> 00:50:56.749 I'll miss you, big guy, so take good care. 00:50:56.920 --> 00:50:58.785 - How about a kiss? - I'd love a kiss. 00:50:58.955 --> 00:51:01.719 I think she's talking to me. I think I can handle it. 00:51:01.892 --> 00:51:04.292 So why don't you back up an inch or two. 00:51:04.461 --> 00:51:05.553 Got it. 00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:08.493 Thank you. And, take care. 00:51:08.732 --> 00:51:10.791 Have a great trip, you guys. 00:51:10.967 --> 00:51:12.229 Oh, we will. 00:51:12.402 --> 00:51:13.664 Bye. 00:51:19.910 --> 00:51:20.934 What? 00:51:21.111 --> 00:51:24.444 Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me. 00:51:24.648 --> 00:51:26.115 Good. Then we can't go. 00:51:26.283 --> 00:51:27.841 No, I can get out. 00:51:28.118 --> 00:51:30.985 - Get in. - I don't know how you'll get out. 00:51:31.488 --> 00:51:35.185 Try to wiggle out, you're going to get a ding. But you know everything. 00:51:40.564 --> 00:51:41.690 What's he doing? 00:51:50.173 --> 00:51:53.336 Well, you're batting a thousand... 00:51:53.543 --> 00:51:55.272 ...in craziness. 00:51:58.215 --> 00:52:00.012 Now we're bumping into cars. 00:52:00.183 --> 00:52:02.845 I'm just making a little room to back up. 00:52:03.019 --> 00:52:04.987 If I had lost my temper... 00:52:05.155 --> 00:52:07.487 ...would I have had the presence of mind... 00:52:07.657 --> 00:52:10.626 ...to leave my card and my insurance information? 00:52:10.794 --> 00:52:14.389 Whatever, Mr. Insane-Vein-Popping- A-Little-Too-Far-Out-Of-His-Head-... 00:52:14.564 --> 00:52:16.088 ...While-Swinging-The-Bat Guy. 00:52:24.174 --> 00:52:26.472 I think you've got room to back up. 00:52:39.222 --> 00:52:42.020 Why haven't you taken Linda off the market? 00:52:42.192 --> 00:52:43.591 Think you can do better? 00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.991 I'm going to ask her to marry me when I'm ready. 00:52:47.164 --> 00:52:50.190 Nobody wants to settle down with a 35-year-old secretary. 00:52:50.367 --> 00:52:51.857 Procrastination, Dave. 00:52:52.035 --> 00:52:53.468 I'm not procrastinating. 00:52:53.637 --> 00:52:56.071 I even think about how I'm going to pop the question. 00:52:56.239 --> 00:52:59.834 Husky down jacket. Husky Eskimo look. 00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:03.844 What's your plan, ask her at a Yankee game? 00:53:05.081 --> 00:53:06.946 Actually, yes. How did you know? 00:53:07.117 --> 00:53:09.449 I said the corniest thing I could think of. 00:53:09.653 --> 00:53:12.622 If you knew Linda, you'd know how uncorny it would be to her. 00:53:12.789 --> 00:53:15.485 Putting up a "Marry me, please" on the scoreboard... 00:53:15.659 --> 00:53:18.992 ...proclaiming my love for her in front of thousands of strangers. 00:53:19.696 --> 00:53:23.757 As you seem to have noticed, I'm a little bit jumpy with public affection. 00:53:24.501 --> 00:53:26.969 You seemed to be lovey-dovey back there. 00:53:28.371 --> 00:53:31.067 Glad you think that's funny. I gotta work. 00:53:48.491 --> 00:53:50.959 A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean... 00:53:51.127 --> 00:53:52.219 ...removed from her nose. 00:53:52.395 --> 00:53:54.795 I'm glad I missed work. Can we eat now? 00:54:13.116 --> 00:54:15.084 You could have her, you know. 00:54:16.987 --> 00:54:20.150 I'm sure she'd love to hang out with a goofy secretary... 00:54:20.323 --> 00:54:22.883 ...whose only talent is nostril wiggling. 00:54:23.660 --> 00:54:25.992 - Girls love that. - Dave... 00:54:26.162 --> 00:54:30.030 ...you've got a lot more going for you than wiggly nostrils. 00:54:30.233 --> 00:54:32.997 I want you to go over there and ask that woman out. 00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:34.898 No, I got a girlfriend. 00:54:35.839 --> 00:54:40.242 I'm not telling you to elope with her. Just go over and flirt a little bit. 00:54:40.410 --> 00:54:43.379 Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin, Buddy. 00:54:43.613 --> 00:54:45.274 I'm not a cheater. 00:54:45.615 --> 00:54:49.142 Is it cheating if you're passed around the cell block like a peace pipe? 00:54:49.319 --> 00:54:54.484 Because that is what's on the docket for you if you don't go and ask her out. 00:54:54.658 --> 00:54:55.852 Okay, Dave? 00:54:56.826 --> 00:54:58.020 Oh, God. 00:55:02.432 --> 00:55:04.093 That's my boy. 00:55:08.872 --> 00:55:10.396 Excuse me. 00:55:11.541 --> 00:55:15.272 I was wondering if I could buy you a drink. I see that you have a drink... 00:55:15.445 --> 00:55:18.812 ...but I could get you another when you're through with that one. 00:55:20.083 --> 00:55:22.017 Bite me. 00:55:23.486 --> 00:55:26.080 Nice meeting you. Okay. 00:55:30.627 --> 00:55:32.720 Can you guess why she rejected you? 00:55:32.896 --> 00:55:37.162 She wanted to be like the 2000 other girls who said that to me growing up? 00:55:37.334 --> 00:55:39.894 No. Self-hypnotic negative imagery. 00:55:40.403 --> 00:55:44.066 Confidence is the key to winning a young lady's attention. 00:55:44.941 --> 00:55:46.909 Now, listen to me very carefully. 00:55:47.077 --> 00:55:49.671 - Approach Miss Thing again. - No. 00:55:49.913 --> 00:55:50.937 With confidence. 00:55:51.114 --> 00:55:53.241 And if she says no this time... 00:55:53.416 --> 00:55:56.749 ...I will admit that I am a failure as a therapist... 00:55:56.920 --> 00:55:59.081 ...and release you from my program. 00:55:59.389 --> 00:56:01.619 You'll release me from your program? 00:56:10.934 --> 00:56:13.334 Just go over there and repeat the following... 00:56:13.937 --> 00:56:15.234 ...verbatim: 00:56:15.572 --> 00:56:18.006 I'm sorry I was so rude before... 00:56:18.174 --> 00:56:21.541 ...but it's difficult for me to express myself... 00:56:21.711 --> 00:56:25.670 ...when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants. 00:56:29.753 --> 00:56:31.983 - Get out of here. - Trust me, Dave. 00:56:32.322 --> 00:56:35.723 If you are calm as well as witty, she will respond. 00:56:35.892 --> 00:56:39.293 Witty went out the window with the pants explosion thing, thanks. 00:56:39.829 --> 00:56:41.729 My offer stands. 00:56:46.236 --> 00:56:48.170 So if I repeat that crazy shit... 00:56:48.438 --> 00:56:52.499 ...you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard... 00:56:52.976 --> 00:56:54.773 ...and get rejected... 00:56:55.011 --> 00:56:57.002 ...you'll release me from the program? 00:56:57.680 --> 00:56:58.669 Exactly. 00:56:59.349 --> 00:57:00.907 Here we go. 00:57:03.820 --> 00:57:05.845 Go get them, Mr. Johnson. 00:57:31.514 --> 00:57:35.974 I'm sorry I was so rude before... 00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:42.656 ...but it's difficult for me... 00:57:43.560 --> 00:57:47.291 ...to express myself... 00:58:00.944 --> 00:58:03.936 ...when I am on the verge... 00:58:06.516 --> 00:58:09.781 ...of exploding in my pants. 00:58:13.156 --> 00:58:16.250 You are too cute. 00:58:16.993 --> 00:58:18.426 Get the fuck out of here. 00:58:21.164 --> 00:58:23.155 - I'm Kendra. - I'm Dave. 00:58:23.433 --> 00:58:24.627 Let me buy you a drink. 00:58:26.102 --> 00:58:27.967 Can I get a cosmopolitan? 00:58:36.646 --> 00:58:38.341 I couldn't take it anymore... 00:58:38.548 --> 00:58:41.847 ...so finally I just tell my boss: 00:58:42.085 --> 00:58:46.112 "Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head." 00:58:46.623 --> 00:58:50.457 - I didn't say that, but I should have. - You are so funny. 00:58:50.660 --> 00:58:53.629 Too bad you're leaving town. We could have fun together. 00:58:54.998 --> 00:58:57.660 Unfortunately, I am leaving in the morning. 00:58:57.834 --> 00:59:00.166 In fact, I think I gotta get back to my friend. 00:59:08.478 --> 00:59:09.502 What's the matter? 00:59:10.813 --> 00:59:13.008 - You gotta be kidding me. - What's wrong? 00:59:13.216 --> 00:59:15.081 My friend took off on me. 00:59:15.318 --> 00:59:17.149 I can give you a ride. 00:59:17.420 --> 00:59:19.251 I don't even know where the guy lives. 00:59:19.422 --> 00:59:22.448 We can hang out at my place until you get in touch with him. 00:59:29.899 --> 00:59:32.561 I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here. 00:59:32.769 --> 00:59:35.135 I shouldn't eat this. I'm getting so fat. 00:59:35.438 --> 00:59:37.065 What? You're not fat. 00:59:37.240 --> 00:59:40.004 My clothes hide it, but I'm getting gooey right here. 00:59:40.276 --> 00:59:41.709 I don't see any goo. 00:59:41.945 --> 00:59:44.436 You want to see goo, I'll show you my ass. 00:59:44.781 --> 00:59:47.682 Well, I see it, and I didn't five years ago. 00:59:47.850 --> 00:59:50.717 I went out with this guy, and he wouldn't sleep with me. 00:59:50.887 --> 00:59:54.880 And I asked him why, and he said that when he saw me without my clothes... 00:59:55.792 --> 00:59:57.487 ...that I look like a porker. 00:59:57.660 --> 01:00:01.289 He was probably just nervous because you're beautiful and.... 01:00:01.631 --> 01:00:04.657 Anyways, you're not a porker. You're the un-porker. 01:00:04.834 --> 01:00:06.699 You're Sizzlean. 01:00:09.539 --> 01:00:13.031 - You're so sweet, Dave. - Well, you're sweet, Kendra. 01:00:13.242 --> 01:00:17.269 Thanks for having me here. He said her name was Rose. 01:00:17.547 --> 01:00:18.946 Rose. 01:00:20.450 --> 01:00:23.283 Rose Rydell. Rose Rydell. Rose Rydell. 01:00:23.453 --> 01:00:25.648 Rose Rydell! I got it! 01:00:30.293 --> 01:00:31.282 Kendra... 01:00:32.395 --> 01:00:35.558 ...even though I'd love to see you take that bra off... 01:00:35.798 --> 01:00:40.098 ...because it represents a team I've hated my entire life... 01:00:40.503 --> 01:00:42.562 ...I think you gotta keep it on. 01:00:42.739 --> 01:00:43.831 Why? 01:00:44.741 --> 01:00:47.141 Because I got a girlfriend. 01:00:49.779 --> 01:00:51.906 I'm not a child, Dave. 01:00:52.115 --> 01:00:55.448 If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it. 01:00:55.652 --> 01:00:57.347 No. I don't think you're a porker. 01:00:57.520 --> 01:01:00.318 Then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up... 01:01:00.490 --> 01:01:02.788 ...do you all of a sudden have a "girlfriend"? 01:01:02.959 --> 01:01:05.519 Because I do. I do. I have a girlfriend. 01:01:05.695 --> 01:01:07.595 Said the liar to the beached whale! 01:01:07.764 --> 01:01:09.197 You're not a beached whale. 01:01:09.365 --> 01:01:11.731 If anything, you could even gain a few pounds. 01:01:12.835 --> 01:01:15.235 So now I'm too skinny for you? 01:01:15.505 --> 01:01:16.802 No. I didn't mean that. 01:01:17.006 --> 01:01:19.998 - Is this what you want, Dave? - No. 01:01:20.243 --> 01:01:21.801 If I put on a few pounds... 01:01:21.978 --> 01:01:25.778 ...will you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?! 01:01:26.149 --> 01:01:27.480 Holy shit. 01:01:27.717 --> 01:01:31.050 Are you such a hot stud that you'll break me in two?! 01:01:31.220 --> 01:01:34.451 You're angry right now. Wanna sing? Do you know "I Feel Pretty"? 01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:37.956 - Get out! Get out! - Stop! 01:01:38.194 --> 01:01:39.320 Get out! 01:01:39.529 --> 01:01:41.292 Get out!! 01:01:41.831 --> 01:01:43.196 Porker! 01:01:43.399 --> 01:01:44.388 Fatty! 01:01:45.234 --> 01:01:47.225 No!! 01:02:00.650 --> 01:02:01.742 How did it go, pal? 01:02:01.951 --> 01:02:05.011 - Why'd you ditch me? - What are you talking about? 01:02:05.188 --> 01:02:06.746 You gave me the signal. 01:02:07.023 --> 01:02:09.048 I didn't give you the signal to leave. 01:02:09.225 --> 01:02:12.820 I gave you the signal to say your gross pickup line actually worked. 01:02:12.995 --> 01:02:14.929 Well, of course it did. 01:02:15.331 --> 01:02:18.767 So did Little Davey need some anger management? 01:02:18.935 --> 01:02:21.301 - That chick was killer. - Serial killer. 01:02:21.471 --> 01:02:23.939 She tried to chocolate me to death. 01:02:24.107 --> 01:02:26.166 Anyways, I don't cheat on Linda. 01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:30.646 - Speaking of Linda, she called earlier. - Oh, yeah? 01:02:30.913 --> 01:02:34.212 She seemed a little bit bent out of shape. 01:02:34.417 --> 01:02:37.750 - About what? - Your being out with another woman. 01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.980 - How would she know that? - I told her. 01:02:41.157 --> 01:02:43.489 - What else could I do? - What else could you do? 01:02:43.659 --> 01:02:48.153 You could've told her something else. I was at the bank. I was at the store. 01:02:48.331 --> 01:02:51.266 I ate bad guacamole and I couldn't stop shitting! 01:02:51.434 --> 01:02:53.265 Any of those would have been fine! 01:02:53.736 --> 01:02:56.500 Well, I'm sorry, Dave, but I don't lie for my patients. 01:02:56.672 --> 01:03:00.199 You want to leave your friend and run off and chase some hot babe... 01:03:00.476 --> 01:03:02.444 ...you can't expect me to cover for you. 01:03:02.612 --> 01:03:05.274 I did what you told me to do, you sick, demented man. 01:03:08.918 --> 01:03:10.408 What are you laughing at? 01:03:11.487 --> 01:03:12.977 What's so funny? 01:03:14.657 --> 01:03:19.424 Kendra is an ex-patient of mine, an actress. Pretty good one too. 01:03:19.595 --> 01:03:24.089 I arranged for her to be in the bar and for you to pick her up. 01:03:27.937 --> 01:03:29.199 You were messing with me? 01:03:29.372 --> 01:03:32.102 Yeah. You know, just a joke between friends... 01:03:32.275 --> 01:03:35.642 ...like the one you pulled on me about my dying mother. 01:03:35.812 --> 01:03:38.110 I told you I'd get you back for that. 01:03:39.315 --> 01:03:40.304 All right. 01:03:43.853 --> 01:03:46.048 So you really didn't talk to Linda. 01:03:46.422 --> 01:03:49.823 Of course I did. That's what made it so funny. 01:03:52.728 --> 01:03:54.025 Where's your phone? 01:03:54.263 --> 01:03:58.495 She's not home, Dave. She went out with her pal Andrea. 01:03:58.835 --> 01:04:01.269 She doesn't know any Andreas. You mean Andrew? 01:04:01.470 --> 01:04:06.134 Yeah, that's it. Andrew, the testicle with legs. 01:04:06.375 --> 01:04:08.866 "The testicle with legs." Great!! 01:04:09.045 --> 01:04:12.674 Now wait a minute. Calm down a bit. Try some deep breathing. 01:04:12.849 --> 01:04:15.784 Maybe just hum a little "I Feel Pretty." 01:04:16.018 --> 01:04:19.510 No!! How about you hum the "I'm a Crazy Asshole" song? 01:04:19.689 --> 01:04:22.419 And take me home, you psychotic piece of wacko. 01:04:23.326 --> 01:04:25.817 I never thought you'd take it like this. 01:04:36.806 --> 01:04:40.367 So, what, we're not going to talk at all? 01:04:43.045 --> 01:04:47.141 Would you forgive me if I told you I called Linda last night... 01:04:47.416 --> 01:04:50.977 ...after our little fracas and explained that it was my fault? 01:04:51.354 --> 01:04:52.343 What did she say? 01:04:52.588 --> 01:04:57.855 Well, she's not mad at you anymore, but she let me have it pretty good. 01:04:58.060 --> 01:05:00.153 You deserved it. I did nothing wrong. 01:05:00.329 --> 01:05:01.990 I know. I know. 01:05:03.833 --> 01:05:04.822 Friends? 01:05:07.436 --> 01:05:10.564 - Take a little nap. - I am tired. 01:05:10.740 --> 01:05:12.571 Well, you had a rough night. 01:05:26.355 --> 01:05:27.913 Stop with the cupcake! 01:05:29.392 --> 01:05:32.361 Rise and shine, Sir Snoozola. 01:05:33.195 --> 01:05:35.163 What's going on? Where are we? 01:05:35.331 --> 01:05:38.129 Well, at a great deal of expense and effort... 01:05:38.301 --> 01:05:41.896 ...we have managed to locate your grade school bête noire... 01:05:42.071 --> 01:05:43.060 ...Arnie Shankman. 01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:46.436 We do desire a confrontation with him, do we not? 01:05:47.209 --> 01:05:50.440 What? Do you mean the kid who bullied me in fifth grade? 01:05:50.613 --> 01:05:54.606 Dave, I think it's pivotal for you to confront your childhood nemesis. 01:05:54.951 --> 01:05:58.478 Remember, for 22 more days, you are mine. 01:06:00.323 --> 01:06:02.086 This is where Arnie Shankman lives? 01:06:06.295 --> 01:06:09.389 You're kidding me. You're going to make me confront a monk. 01:06:10.733 --> 01:06:11.893 Great. 01:06:17.807 --> 01:06:20.640 Are you ashamed that you never stood up to him? 01:06:20.810 --> 01:06:22.641 No. He was just a kid lashing out... 01:06:22.812 --> 01:06:25.337 ...because his sister got sent to an insane asylum. 01:06:25.514 --> 01:06:28.074 I'm surprised your research didn't tell you that. 01:06:29.185 --> 01:06:30.584 This doesn't look like him. 01:06:33.656 --> 01:06:35.749 Excuse me, Arnie Shankman? 01:06:36.993 --> 01:06:39.655 Sorry about waking you up. 01:06:40.429 --> 01:06:42.829 My name is Pana Kamanana... 01:06:43.332 --> 01:06:46.460 ...but, yes, I was once known as Arnie Shankman. 01:06:46.836 --> 01:06:47.996 Arnie.... 01:06:48.170 --> 01:06:50.661 Pana Kamanana... 01:06:51.107 --> 01:06:53.302 ...Dave Buznik from elementary school. 01:06:54.777 --> 01:06:56.711 David Buznik. 01:06:57.013 --> 01:06:59.982 This is the last place I thought I'd find you, a monastery. 01:07:00.149 --> 01:07:03.744 You could say I've gone through a rather dramatic transformation. 01:07:03.919 --> 01:07:06.149 Could you excuse him for a second, Peanuts? 01:07:08.190 --> 01:07:10.420 His name's not Peanuts. It's Pana Manapia. 01:07:10.593 --> 01:07:14.029 You want me to fight a monk? He's not even allowed to hurt a plant. 01:07:14.196 --> 01:07:17.632 For Pete's sake, this is the monk that twisted your tits! 01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:20.234 Confront him or you're going to prison! 01:07:20.469 --> 01:07:22.994 All right. All right. All right. 01:07:28.611 --> 01:07:31.774 Anyways, what I wanted to say to you was... 01:07:32.148 --> 01:07:36.312 ...when we were kids, you kind of bullied me around a little bit... 01:07:36.485 --> 01:07:40.888 ...and I never really did anything to deserve that kind of treatment. 01:07:41.123 --> 01:07:43.591 Of course not. I was a real cretin then. 01:07:43.826 --> 01:07:46.226 I did a lot of horrible things as a kid. 01:07:46.395 --> 01:07:49.660 I pushed you around. I called you nasty names. 01:07:49.932 --> 01:07:52.662 You pulled my gym shorts down in front of Sara Plowman. 01:07:54.270 --> 01:07:56.830 That actually was pretty funny. 01:07:57.339 --> 01:07:59.500 Jeez, I don't think that it was. 01:07:59.742 --> 01:08:02.939 Now, come, David. Humor is the spice of life. 01:08:03.179 --> 01:08:05.147 The look on your face was priceless. 01:08:05.681 --> 01:08:08.206 "Oh! Sara saw my pee-pee!" 01:08:09.285 --> 01:08:11.913 So Pena likes the spicy humor. 01:08:12.121 --> 01:08:16.114 Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper you told me about the great Buddha. 01:08:16.292 --> 01:08:17.850 What did you say about Buddha? 01:08:18.027 --> 01:08:21.656 Dave said, "How does a guy who weighs over 600 pounds... 01:08:21.831 --> 01:08:24.959 ...have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?" 01:08:26.135 --> 01:08:27.966 Let's not make fun of my God, here. 01:08:28.137 --> 01:08:31.698 You know what else Dave finds particularly piquant? 01:08:31.941 --> 01:08:35.502 Recalling your nut-job sister struggling with her underpants... 01:08:35.678 --> 01:08:36.736 ...in a straitjacket. 01:08:36.912 --> 01:08:38.243 You think that's funny? 01:08:38.414 --> 01:08:40.507 Dave used to con her into getting naked... 01:08:40.683 --> 01:08:43.447 ...by saying that her clothes had ghosts in them. 01:08:43.619 --> 01:08:44.847 That never happened. 01:08:45.020 --> 01:08:47.113 Then he'd pull out his winkie and tell her... 01:08:47.289 --> 01:08:49.951 ...it was a strawberry ice-cream cone. 01:08:51.026 --> 01:08:53.756 Is that what you've come here to tell me? 01:08:53.929 --> 01:08:56.796 Did you expose yourself... 01:08:57.099 --> 01:08:58.293 ...to my sister? 01:09:00.269 --> 01:09:04.603 - And don't shove me again. - It's shower-room humiliation again. 01:09:04.773 --> 01:09:08.265 He's giving you a wet willie and making you chew on his jockstrap... 01:09:08.444 --> 01:09:10.378 ...and fart blossom and all this. 01:09:11.080 --> 01:09:15.517 Answer me, Buznik! Did you get it on with my sister? 01:09:17.286 --> 01:09:19.277 Over and over again. 01:09:20.656 --> 01:09:23.625 And she moaned like a wildebeest. 01:09:23.792 --> 01:09:25.760 Wildebeest. 01:09:28.998 --> 01:09:30.932 Whoo! Now, that felt good! 01:09:31.100 --> 01:09:33.193 I wasn't expecting that from a Buddhist. 01:09:34.503 --> 01:09:37.995 - I'm a little pissed off right now. - You all right? You're all right. 01:09:43.445 --> 01:09:45.572 David! David! No, David! 01:09:45.748 --> 01:09:47.375 Easy, boy! 01:09:47.550 --> 01:09:48.915 Sorry. 01:09:50.019 --> 01:09:51.179 Help me, brother. 01:09:51.387 --> 01:09:53.947 - Help me. - Okay. Come on. Come on. 01:09:54.256 --> 01:09:56.918 Okay, we're even. We're even now. 01:09:57.193 --> 01:09:59.718 - I went crazy. I'm so sorry. - I started it. 01:09:59.895 --> 01:10:01.419 - I started it. - It's all right. 01:10:01.597 --> 01:10:03.360 And I'm gonna finish it! 01:10:04.633 --> 01:10:06.601 Now we're even, butt-lick! 01:10:06.969 --> 01:10:08.960 No! Don't! Don't! Don't! 01:10:09.138 --> 01:10:12.869 "What's that, Auntie Em? It's a twister!" 01:10:13.142 --> 01:10:14.666 My nipples! 01:10:14.843 --> 01:10:17.471 Pena! Look! Your sister's back. 01:10:17.646 --> 01:10:20.046 I got Casper in my clothes! 01:10:22.218 --> 01:10:24.550 - Pretty good. - Thanks, baby. 01:10:24.720 --> 01:10:25.709 I'll kill you! 01:10:26.655 --> 01:10:28.589 You want that rake? 01:10:28.757 --> 01:10:31.385 You can't get that rake from me! 01:10:31.560 --> 01:10:33.027 Look, everybody! 01:10:33.195 --> 01:10:35.163 Pana Banana's got a heinie. 01:10:35.397 --> 01:10:37.661 - He's got a heinie! - I give! 01:10:37.833 --> 01:10:39.528 - I give! - All right. I'm sorry. 01:10:39.935 --> 01:10:43.166 - Friends? - You suck! 01:10:46.242 --> 01:10:47.231 Shankman! 01:10:47.409 --> 01:10:49.900 Wedgie! Wedgie! Wedgie! 01:10:50.112 --> 01:10:52.205 - I've seen enough. - Hold it right there. 01:10:52.381 --> 01:10:54.611 This party's by invitation only. 01:10:58.554 --> 01:11:00.784 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 01:11:07.162 --> 01:11:09.153 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 01:11:15.304 --> 01:11:17.397 Hold it back there! Come on, come on. 01:11:17.573 --> 01:11:18.631 Start the car! 01:11:18.807 --> 01:11:20.900 Go! Go! Go! Come on, let's go! 01:11:21.076 --> 01:11:23.169 Now! Now! Now! Now! 01:11:30.152 --> 01:11:31.312 Oh, boy! 01:11:31.487 --> 01:11:33.318 We were like Butch and Sundance! 01:11:33.489 --> 01:11:36.947 Oh, my God! I thought you were going to shoot somebody! 01:11:41.030 --> 01:11:44.090 You really threw me some curves back there, kid. 01:11:44.266 --> 01:11:46.996 I never expected it to go that way. 01:11:47.436 --> 01:11:50.166 But you kicked some serious monk ass there, baby. 01:11:50.339 --> 01:11:52.034 You're damn right, baby! 01:11:52.274 --> 01:11:55.766 - How did it feel? - I feel good! I feel incredible! 01:11:56.011 --> 01:12:00.107 I feel bad about molesting his sister all those times, but it's all right! 01:12:00.949 --> 01:12:04.885 - You really molested a crazy girl? - No. Got you. 01:12:07.222 --> 01:12:10.623 Congratulations, keed, you've reached level three 01:12:14.730 --> 01:12:17.528 I would never have done anything with that girl. 01:12:17.700 --> 01:12:22.228 Don't worry. Dr. Rydell explained everything to me, and I get it. 01:12:22.404 --> 01:12:27.467 Dr. Rydell brought up an interesting fact about me being a procrastinator. 01:12:27.643 --> 01:12:30.874 ...and I was going to wait for a Yankee game to do this. 01:12:31.046 --> 01:12:32.240 ...but.... 01:12:32.481 --> 01:12:36.474 I don't know. I.... It's something I wanted to say to you... 01:12:36.685 --> 01:12:40.416 ...and I'm having a hard time saying it for some reason. But.... 01:12:42.758 --> 01:12:46.819 It's just that monks, they talk shit... 01:12:46.995 --> 01:12:48.792 ...but they can't back it up. 01:12:51.500 --> 01:12:54.469 That's what was so hard to say to me? 01:13:00.075 --> 01:13:04.512 You know, when I was on the phone with Buddy, he gave me some advice. 01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:08.616 That's great. His advice is a little cuckoo... 01:13:08.851 --> 01:13:10.751 ...but somehow it works. 01:13:10.919 --> 01:13:14.082 Well, then I guess I'll just do what he suggested. 01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:20.729 I don't think that we should see each other for a while. 01:13:21.597 --> 01:13:25.795 Buddy thinks that a trial separation will ultimately... 01:13:26.835 --> 01:13:29.030 ...strengthen our relationship. 01:13:35.544 --> 01:13:37.171 Now, Fury Fighters... 01:13:37.346 --> 01:13:40.577 ...what keys do we need to possess before we can...? 01:13:40.749 --> 01:13:42.114 Dave. You're late. 01:13:42.284 --> 01:13:45.219 - Can I talk to you alone, please? - Sure you can... 01:13:54.463 --> 01:13:57.227 You told Linda we should have a trial separation? 01:13:57.433 --> 01:13:58.730 - Yes. - Yes?! 01:13:58.967 --> 01:14:00.093 Yes! 01:14:00.369 --> 01:14:03.998 Separating from Linda is a crucial part of our strategy. 01:14:04.173 --> 01:14:06.403 My strategy is to keep my girlfriend. 01:14:06.675 --> 01:14:09.838 All right. Strictly as a friend. 01:14:10.379 --> 01:14:13.075 Linda's been thinking about leaving you for some time. 01:14:13.582 --> 01:14:16.915 She loves you, but she recognizes you're a neurotic mess. 01:14:17.186 --> 01:14:18.175 You're jealous... 01:14:18.353 --> 01:14:22.551 ...self-loathing, resentful, insecure and a premature ejaculator. 01:14:22.925 --> 01:14:25.155 She told you I was a premature ejaculator? 01:14:25.327 --> 01:14:26.692 That part I was assuming. 01:14:27.329 --> 01:14:29.627 I haven't done that in, like, eight months. 01:14:29.798 --> 01:14:35.259 Anyway, a trial separation will make you both gain a deeper appreciation... 01:14:35.504 --> 01:14:37.597 ...for David Buznik. 01:14:38.173 --> 01:14:42.269 After she dates a couple of losers, she'll be begging you to take her back. 01:14:47.115 --> 01:14:51.552 So I've been thinking about it, Linda... 01:14:51.854 --> 01:14:56.348 ...and a trial separation is exactly what we need. 01:14:56.558 --> 01:14:59.618 And if you want to start seeing... 01:14:59.862 --> 01:15:02.558 ...other penises... People... 01:15:05.400 --> 01:15:07.095 ...I want you to feel free. 01:15:07.302 --> 01:15:09.270 You sound upset. Are you all right? 01:15:11.607 --> 01:15:16.442 I'm fine. Just date anybody you'd like. 01:15:16.645 --> 01:15:18.545 And don't hold back, okay? 01:15:18.780 --> 01:15:22.944 Because there's a lot of nice guys out there and I'm cool with it. 01:15:23.151 --> 01:15:24.709 I'll be strong. 01:15:28.090 --> 01:15:31.184 So the guy asked me for change. I laughed. He cursed. 01:15:31.360 --> 01:15:32.418 I whizzed on him. 01:15:33.061 --> 01:15:36.258 - What else could I do, huh? - You should've tossed a rock at him. 01:15:36.498 --> 01:15:39.729 That's your solution for everything. The guy's homeless, right? 01:15:39.968 --> 01:15:41.731 Let him be. Set your anger free. 01:15:42.237 --> 01:15:46.139 Look at you, Lou. You've really calmed down since working with Dr. B. 01:15:46.308 --> 01:15:48.242 - We all have. - Hey, fellas. 01:15:48.844 --> 01:15:50.903 Could you bring it down a little bit? 01:15:51.079 --> 01:15:53.912 We're trying to have dinner. The walls are really thin. 01:15:54.082 --> 01:15:56.846 - This is a free country! - What's going on with you?! 01:15:57.119 --> 01:15:59.280 - Are you crazy?! - Go in! Just go in. 01:16:01.323 --> 01:16:03.291 Goosfraba! Goosfraba! 01:16:03.458 --> 01:16:06.518 Goosfraba. 01:16:06.795 --> 01:16:09.320 Very good. What are you guys doing here? 01:16:09.531 --> 01:16:11.829 I need to see Dr. B. I'm in crisis. 01:16:12.034 --> 01:16:14.662 He's not here. Why don't you go look for him? 01:16:14.836 --> 01:16:19.296 Davey, your girlfriend stopped by and she dropped these off for you. 01:16:20.542 --> 01:16:22.942 Those are her keys to my apartment. 01:16:23.111 --> 01:16:25.341 I think your girlfriend's cheating on you. 01:16:25.681 --> 01:16:28.343 - Why? - I heard her on her cell phone... 01:16:28.517 --> 01:16:30.212 ...talking to a guy... 01:16:30.719 --> 01:16:33.984 - ...making a date. - I'm so sorry, Dave. 01:16:34.389 --> 01:16:35.822 Andrew. 01:16:36.058 --> 01:16:37.252 I'll kill that guy. 01:16:38.827 --> 01:16:42.160 She ain't cheating on me by the way. We agreed to take a break. 01:16:42.331 --> 01:16:45.823 She's not taking a break from the old sausage, huh? 01:16:46.401 --> 01:16:47.390 Sorry. 01:16:47.669 --> 01:16:50.433 She's meeting the Andrew at Mort's on 86th Street now... 01:16:50.606 --> 01:16:51.868 ...if you want to go watch. 01:16:53.875 --> 01:16:56.207 No. No, I can't do that. 01:17:01.850 --> 01:17:02.839 We're here. 01:17:03.452 --> 01:17:06.615 - Both of you showed up? - You like Stacy better or something? 01:17:06.788 --> 01:17:10.952 It's just that I want to go on a fake date to get my girlfriend jealous... 01:17:11.126 --> 01:17:13.287 ...so I really only needed one of you guys. 01:17:13.528 --> 01:17:15.462 Well, now she'll be twice as jealous. 01:17:15.697 --> 01:17:18.791 - So do you know the guy she's with? - I think I might. 01:17:18.967 --> 01:17:20.264 Let me ask you something. 01:17:20.435 --> 01:17:24.633 Because of your profession you probably have seen a lot of them. 01:17:24.806 --> 01:17:29.140 Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about? 01:17:29.311 --> 01:17:32.178 This is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate. 01:17:32.347 --> 01:17:34.178 I like them when they're really big. 01:17:34.349 --> 01:17:37.045 And I think it's better when they're enormous. 01:17:44.126 --> 01:17:45.525 Good evening. 01:17:45.694 --> 01:17:47.821 Table for three? 01:17:47.996 --> 01:17:50.863 - May we take your coats? - No. We're okay. 01:17:51.033 --> 01:17:53.365 The girls are gonna take their coats off. 01:17:53.535 --> 01:17:55.696 Would you like a boobs... ? Booth? 01:17:59.307 --> 01:18:03.505 Actually, could you give us a table overlooking that table right there? 01:18:03.679 --> 01:18:05.647 - Sure. Right this way. - Thank you. 01:18:09.384 --> 01:18:12.410 Oh, my God. It's Stacy and Gina. 01:18:12.587 --> 01:18:13.986 Who? 01:18:14.156 --> 01:18:15.680 Nobody. 01:18:15.891 --> 01:18:18.121 I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave. 01:18:18.460 --> 01:18:19.950 Yummy. Yummy. 01:18:21.263 --> 01:18:23.788 - Let's get wasted tonight. - Definitely. 01:18:23.965 --> 01:18:27.128 Have fun. Lucky son of a bitch. 01:18:29.337 --> 01:18:31.237 What? 01:18:33.241 --> 01:18:34.936 I can't believe this. 01:18:35.110 --> 01:18:36.441 Excuse me. 01:18:36.611 --> 01:18:41.275 Linda. I'm a little embarrassed. I didn't know you were going to be here. 01:18:41.483 --> 01:18:43.917 I guess not. Are those your friends? 01:18:44.086 --> 01:18:47.852 I'm supposed to date other people so I figured I'd give it a try. 01:18:52.360 --> 01:18:55.852 Gina, can you stop sucking on Stacy's finger for one second? 01:18:56.031 --> 01:18:58.192 I want to introduce you to somebody. 01:18:58.767 --> 01:19:02.100 - Stacy, Gina, this is Linda. - Nice to meet you. 01:19:02.370 --> 01:19:05.032 And I'd like you to meet my date. 01:19:05.607 --> 01:19:08.371 Ladies, this is Buddy Rydell. 01:19:08.910 --> 01:19:11.640 - Look, Dave, it's Buddy. - I see. 01:19:11.813 --> 01:19:14.748 - You know Stacy and Gina? - Yes, yes, I do. 01:19:14.916 --> 01:19:17.646 We're in Dave's anger group. Fury Fighters! 01:19:19.254 --> 01:19:21.848 Well, gee whiz. Here's your Rémy, Linda. 01:19:22.057 --> 01:19:23.991 This is a bit awkward. 01:19:24.159 --> 01:19:25.717 I mean, group members... 01:19:25.894 --> 01:19:28.328 ...are not supposed to get romantically involved. 01:19:28.497 --> 01:19:31.432 - Yeah! I agree with that. - You know that. 01:19:31.600 --> 01:19:34.694 I'd like to talk to you alone for a second. 01:19:34.870 --> 01:19:38.601 There's a rage control technique I'd like to go over with you right now. 01:19:38.774 --> 01:19:40.435 Of course. Excuse me... 01:19:41.943 --> 01:19:43.001 What? 01:19:45.013 --> 01:19:47.447 - Two of the usual, Duke. - Coming right up, Dr. B. 01:19:47.616 --> 01:19:50.483 You're the biggest backstabbing piece of crap I ever met. 01:19:51.453 --> 01:19:52.613 What are you saying? 01:19:52.788 --> 01:19:55.018 I'm trying to give you a hand. It's my job. 01:19:55.190 --> 01:19:57.818 Bullshit! Your job is to steal my girlfriend?! 01:19:58.026 --> 01:20:00.358 My job is trying to prevent Mr. Andrew... 01:20:00.529 --> 01:20:03.464 ...from unleashing the Whopper with Cheese. 01:20:03.965 --> 01:20:06.661 That's right. Since you've been out of the picture... 01:20:06.835 --> 01:20:09.531 ...Andrew's been burning up the wires night and day... 01:20:09.805 --> 01:20:13.297 ...trying to rekindle those hotsie-totsie nights up at Brown U. 01:20:13.475 --> 01:20:16.342 - How would you know? - You think I only tapped your phone? 01:20:16.545 --> 01:20:18.012 What was she saying? 01:20:18.213 --> 01:20:21.979 The good news is, I already launched a preemptive strike. 01:20:22.150 --> 01:20:24.983 Now the situation is contained. 01:20:25.153 --> 01:20:27.144 You and I control the game. 01:20:27.389 --> 01:20:28.378 How? 01:20:28.557 --> 01:20:31.890 I will be uncharacteristically aggressively boring. 01:20:32.060 --> 01:20:35.996 I keep talking about myself, acting arrogant and obnoxious. 01:20:36.331 --> 01:20:39.164 When Linda sees what the dating world is really like... 01:20:39.334 --> 01:20:42.997 ...then guess who comes out smelling like a white mushroom? 01:20:46.908 --> 01:20:50.344 - You swear to me this will work? - The ball's already up in the air. 01:20:50.679 --> 01:20:53.512 Incidentally, nice move bringing the girls. 01:20:54.182 --> 01:20:57.174 Very strong. Come on. 01:20:57.352 --> 01:21:00.048 I'll see you at home in a half-hour, keed. 01:21:02.691 --> 01:21:05.091 That's 25 dollars, pal. 01:21:05.327 --> 01:21:07.022 We don't.... 01:21:41.129 --> 01:21:42.960 Where were you? It's 1:00. 01:21:43.198 --> 01:21:47.328 When you hear what happened, you'll bow down and worship me like a god. 01:21:47.502 --> 01:21:49.629 - Better be good. Give it to me. - Okay. 01:21:49.804 --> 01:21:52.864 After dinner, she insisted we go home. So we hop on the bus... 01:21:53.041 --> 01:21:55.601 The bus? You took the bus? What happened to your car? 01:21:55.777 --> 01:21:57.404 I was way too smashed to drive. 01:21:57.579 --> 01:22:02.812 I told her I didn't want to waste money on a cab. That did not go down well. 01:22:03.885 --> 01:22:05.375 Okay. I like that. 01:22:05.553 --> 01:22:07.714 So we get to her house... 01:22:08.056 --> 01:22:11.219 ...we have some kind of a weird argument... 01:22:11.393 --> 01:22:14.726 ...about the number of syllables in a haiku. 01:22:14.896 --> 01:22:16.261 Poetry garbage. 01:22:16.531 --> 01:22:19.830 She said it was getting late, we kissed and I headed on home. 01:22:20.869 --> 01:22:23.702 Now, you say you kissed? 01:22:23.905 --> 01:22:26.567 It was nothing. Little five-second kiss. That's all. 01:22:26.741 --> 01:22:28.231 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 01:22:28.476 --> 01:22:30.967 You're having this horrible evening. 01:22:31.146 --> 01:22:34.582 - How do you end up kissing, again? - I wish I knew, keed. 01:22:34.749 --> 01:22:37.343 We were both pretty geezed up. 01:22:37.585 --> 01:22:41.419 One second we're fighting, and the next second we're laughing... 01:22:41.656 --> 01:22:43.988 ...and then just a quick 10-second kiss. 01:22:44.159 --> 01:22:46.627 I thought that you said five seconds. 01:22:46.795 --> 01:22:48.456 First it was a five-second one... 01:22:48.630 --> 01:22:51.997 ...and then a little break because my beard gave her a tickle. 01:22:52.334 --> 01:22:55.132 She's cute. And then a 10-second Frencher. 01:22:56.271 --> 01:23:00.503 You had your crazy, corroded tongue in my girlfriend's mouth? 01:23:02.210 --> 01:23:05.043 Just a second. Just one second, Dave. 01:23:05.347 --> 01:23:08.077 Dr. B, let it bip. 01:23:08.750 --> 01:23:10.843 Well, hello. 01:23:12.754 --> 01:23:15.018 I shouldn't really talk right now. 01:23:15.690 --> 01:23:18.352 Well, I suppose you're right. 01:23:19.761 --> 01:23:21.592 It's got to be done. 01:23:23.198 --> 01:23:24.426 Who was that? Linda? 01:23:28.603 --> 01:23:32.699 I've got some good news for you and some potentially upsetting news. 01:23:32.874 --> 01:23:34.705 First, the good news. 01:23:34.876 --> 01:23:37.538 I'm going to sign your papers. You're a free man. 01:23:37.712 --> 01:23:39.942 Let me hear the potentially upsetting news. 01:23:41.116 --> 01:23:44.608 Linda and I have fallen for one another. 01:23:44.786 --> 01:23:46.219 Pretty hard too. 01:23:46.554 --> 01:23:49.614 David, I hope you believe me when I say this: 01:23:49.791 --> 01:23:51.622 I didn't intend for this to happen. 01:23:51.793 --> 01:23:54.557 It was no one's fault, I guess. It was just... 01:23:54.729 --> 01:23:56.287 Wait a minute. 01:24:00.402 --> 01:24:02.336 I figured this out. 01:24:09.310 --> 01:24:10.743 You're messing with me. 01:24:11.446 --> 01:24:13.141 I wish I were, Dave. 01:24:13.648 --> 01:24:18.483 However, I did insist that we not go forward without your blessing... 01:24:18.653 --> 01:24:23.590 ...because we're best friends. So, what do you say, Dave? 01:24:24.159 --> 01:24:26.992 Is it all right if I date your ex? 01:24:31.433 --> 01:24:32.991 Welcome back, Mr. Buznik. 01:24:33.168 --> 01:24:35.830 I am appalled by your assault on Dr. Rydell. 01:24:36.004 --> 01:24:39.405 Obviously, anger management has been a complete failure for you. 01:24:39.574 --> 01:24:43.533 I'm setting a trial date for 3 weeks from today for attempted murder. 01:24:43.711 --> 01:24:47.477 As for Dr. Rydell's safety, I'm issuing a restraining order. 01:24:47.649 --> 01:24:50.982 Which means that at no time can you come within 500 feet of him... 01:24:51.152 --> 01:24:53.518 ...or his lovely new girlfriend, Linda. 01:24:53.688 --> 01:24:55.417 Court is adjourned. 01:25:14.442 --> 01:25:16.171 Coming, Peaches. 01:25:24.786 --> 01:25:26.481 Are you kidding me? 01:25:32.260 --> 01:25:35.286 Numb-nuts, where's the catalog for my Fat Cat clothing line? 01:25:35.463 --> 01:25:36.930 I said I'd have it by 3. 01:25:38.533 --> 01:25:40.763 - Okay. - Get in gear. 01:25:44.405 --> 01:25:45.838 I'm so sorry I'm late. 01:25:46.007 --> 01:25:48.669 I hope you have it. My presentation's in two hours. 01:25:48.843 --> 01:25:51.937 What's this? Your fat-shit cat's been sitting there all day. 01:25:52.213 --> 01:25:53.646 Don't worry about him. 01:25:53.815 --> 01:25:56.716 Here you go. I think you're gonna like it. 01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:05.183 It's good stuff. 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:07.928 That's a good picture, I think. 01:26:09.764 --> 01:26:11.095 What the hell is this?! 01:26:11.266 --> 01:26:14.326 You keep telling everybody you created the Husky Cat line. 01:26:14.569 --> 01:26:17.003 I thought you'd want your picture in there. No? 01:26:17.172 --> 01:26:19.470 Question: Can I get two couches in my office? 01:26:19.641 --> 01:26:22.269 If friends come over, I want them to feel comfortable. 01:26:22.443 --> 01:26:23.501 What office? 01:26:23.678 --> 01:26:28.047 Frank was nice enough to give me some creative executive position. 01:26:29.951 --> 01:26:32.920 - You gave him the job that I wanted? - He earned it. 01:26:33.087 --> 01:26:35.555 Why can't you be happy for me? Linda's gonna be. 01:26:35.823 --> 01:26:38.587 Know something? I'm sick of you hanging out with Linda. 01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:41.251 She dumped you 15 years ago. Get over it. 01:26:41.429 --> 01:26:42.828 I wouldn't worry about me. 01:26:42.997 --> 01:26:46.194 It's your pal Buddy who's taking her to the Yankee game tonight. 01:26:46.968 --> 01:26:48.401 Yankee game. 01:26:49.671 --> 01:26:51.832 Did he steal my proposal idea? 01:26:52.507 --> 01:26:55.135 Buznik, your behavior is unacceptable. 01:26:56.344 --> 01:26:58.175 Unacceptable? 01:26:58.846 --> 01:27:03.840 I've been getting your coffee and doing your work for five years now. 01:27:04.018 --> 01:27:06.145 When a good position actually opens up... 01:27:06.387 --> 01:27:08.787 ...you give it to the biggest dick in the world? 01:27:08.957 --> 01:27:12.893 I don't know about the world, but it's definitely the biggest one in the room. 01:27:14.262 --> 01:27:16.924 Now, when I started here... 01:27:17.131 --> 01:27:20.100 ...I was promised advancement opportunities. 01:27:20.301 --> 01:27:23.429 And breaking that promise, to me, is unacceptable. 01:27:25.240 --> 01:27:28.334 You see? I golf also. You should bring me sometime. 01:27:28.576 --> 01:27:32.808 So when I get out of jail, sometime in the next two to five years... 01:27:32.981 --> 01:27:37.748 ...I expect you to give me the position that Andrew just resigned from. 01:27:38.453 --> 01:27:40.717 - Okay. - Great. 01:27:40.922 --> 01:27:43.049 Have fun looking like Colonel Klink. 01:27:45.693 --> 01:27:49.254 By the way, his name is not Fat-shit Cat, it's Meatball... 01:27:49.430 --> 01:27:52.092 ...and he's eating your crab cakes right now. 01:27:58.039 --> 01:28:01.941 - You starting to get excited? - Are you kidding? I'm out of my mind. 01:28:02.110 --> 01:28:03.771 This is going to be some night. 01:28:06.614 --> 01:28:08.343 Come on. Come on. 01:28:18.192 --> 01:28:21.389 - Dr. B, how's it going? - Very well, thank you. 01:28:21.963 --> 01:28:24.056 Always a thrill. Right this way. 01:28:27.201 --> 01:28:29.362 Where the hell's a spot? Where's a spot? 01:28:30.672 --> 01:28:31.764 Whoa! Watch it, man! 01:28:31.939 --> 01:28:32.106 Your attention, please. 01:28:32.107 --> 01:28:33.539 Your attention, please. 01:28:33.708 --> 01:28:35.539 Before tonight's National Anthem... 01:28:35.710 --> 01:28:38.770 ...Metropolitan Opera star Robert Merrill... 01:28:38.946 --> 01:28:43.713 ...will present a special moment for two special people. 01:28:43.951 --> 01:28:45.942 I love when they do this. 01:28:46.954 --> 01:28:50.651 - Good. - Ladies and gentlemen, Robert Merrill. 01:29:05.707 --> 01:29:07.698 Linda?! Linda! 01:29:25.893 --> 01:29:28.794 What the hell do you think you're doing? 01:29:29.731 --> 01:29:31.221 Wait, don't I know you? 01:29:31.399 --> 01:29:33.333 - Come on. - Where's your German accent? 01:29:38.072 --> 01:29:39.937 You have me confused with somebody... 01:29:40.108 --> 01:29:42.770 I wanna get on the field. I'm a fan of Mr. Merrill's. 01:29:42.944 --> 01:29:45.572 - There's no fans allowed on that field. - Galaxia. 01:29:46.647 --> 01:29:47.636 It's Gary. 01:29:47.815 --> 01:29:51.478 Whatever. Someone else will marry my woman if you don't let me go. 01:29:52.987 --> 01:29:56.081 - Hebrew Melvin's in love. - Very much. 01:29:57.658 --> 01:29:59.751 I can't stop love. 01:29:59.994 --> 01:30:01.757 - Go. - Thank you. 01:30:03.264 --> 01:30:06.529 Don't think I don't owe you a couple smacks by the way. 01:30:07.635 --> 01:30:11.469 Good evening. Tonight, romance comes to Yankee Stadium. 01:30:13.708 --> 01:30:16.040 Oh, my God, it's Dave. 01:30:16.544 --> 01:30:18.341 What the heck are you doing here? 01:30:18.579 --> 01:30:21.013 - I wanna borrow this for a second. - That's my mike! 01:30:21.182 --> 01:30:22.672 Linda? Where are you? 01:30:23.384 --> 01:30:24.681 Don't move. 01:30:25.119 --> 01:30:27.610 Linda? Are you out there, honey? 01:30:29.190 --> 01:30:31.215 Linda, I'm not mad at you. 01:30:34.462 --> 01:30:35.622 Oh, shit. 01:30:38.199 --> 01:30:40.224 I know that crazy man brought you here. 01:30:42.437 --> 01:30:44.371 Davey's going crazy! 01:30:44.539 --> 01:30:47.303 I've done crazier stuff than that to win back a chick. 01:30:47.475 --> 01:30:49.568 Once I ran naked through a subway station. 01:30:49.744 --> 01:30:51.143 How was that supposed to work? 01:30:51.646 --> 01:30:54.046 I guess I never really thought it through. 01:30:55.950 --> 01:30:58.214 I gotta tell you something personal! 01:30:59.387 --> 01:31:00.979 This kid lost his marbles. 01:31:02.957 --> 01:31:04.447 I'm over here! 01:31:06.561 --> 01:31:09.394 Linda, think about what you're doing to us. 01:31:11.966 --> 01:31:13.558 Sweet tackle. Wow! 01:31:13.734 --> 01:31:15.668 Dave just got leveled! 01:31:16.737 --> 01:31:20.332 - Nobody messes with my microphone. - I'm sorry. 01:31:20.608 --> 01:31:21.939 Bob? 01:31:23.077 --> 01:31:25.341 - Everything all right, Buddy? - Oh, yeah. 01:31:25.513 --> 01:31:27.276 I've never seen you so excited. 01:31:27.448 --> 01:31:30.212 It's not every day a man gets to propose marriage... 01:31:30.384 --> 01:31:31.908 ...to the woman he loves. 01:31:32.086 --> 01:31:34.919 Now, here's what I want you to write on the scoreboard. 01:31:35.089 --> 01:31:38.923 Linda! Linda, I've loved you since the day I met you! 01:31:39.093 --> 01:31:41.254 I won't let you do this to us! 01:31:42.697 --> 01:31:44.562 Don't marry him! 01:31:44.899 --> 01:31:46.366 Don't marry him! 01:31:47.702 --> 01:31:49.499 Wait! 01:31:50.338 --> 01:31:52.966 Let this man finish what he came here to say. 01:31:53.875 --> 01:31:55.103 Let the man back in. 01:31:55.276 --> 01:31:58.541 - Who was that guy? - I think it's Regis Philbin. 01:32:01.082 --> 01:32:04.245 Thank you, Mayor Giuliani. You're the man, by the way. 01:32:06.053 --> 01:32:08.988 This clown better hurry up. My arm's starting to ice over. 01:32:09.156 --> 01:32:11.647 Chill, Rocket. Goosfraba. 01:32:11.826 --> 01:32:13.191 Goosfraba. 01:32:13.995 --> 01:32:15.929 Goosfraba. 01:32:18.766 --> 01:32:22.600 I can understand why you wanted to see other people. I really can. 01:32:22.970 --> 01:32:25.461 Buddy Rydell is a psycho! 01:32:25.973 --> 01:32:28.305 But he was right about one thing. 01:32:29.610 --> 01:32:31.601 I was an angry guy. 01:32:32.146 --> 01:32:34.307 Mainly angry at myself... 01:32:34.482 --> 01:32:37.542 ...for letting people treat me like crap all the time. 01:32:37.985 --> 01:32:40.476 But I don't want to be that angry guy anymore. 01:32:40.655 --> 01:32:42.054 I wanna change. 01:32:42.390 --> 01:32:43.721 If you give me a chance... 01:32:43.891 --> 01:32:47.725 ...I can show you that I got the guts to stand up for what I believe in. 01:32:47.895 --> 01:32:49.487 And I believe in us, Linda. 01:32:49.764 --> 01:32:53.928 I love you with all my heart, and I know you love me back. 01:32:54.802 --> 01:32:56.463 I should be your husband... 01:32:57.038 --> 01:32:58.801 ...not that weirdo. 01:33:00.274 --> 01:33:05.109 I want to have a family with you. I want to have kids with you. 01:33:05.279 --> 01:33:08.112 Kids who have your eyes... 01:33:08.282 --> 01:33:09.681 ...and your lips... 01:33:10.284 --> 01:33:11.615 ...and my... 01:33:12.353 --> 01:33:14.480 ...last name. That's all I wish on them. 01:33:16.657 --> 01:33:19.091 Please marry me, Linda. 01:33:24.865 --> 01:33:28.301 Before I make my decision, you have to do something for me. 01:33:32.006 --> 01:33:35.169 You have to kiss me in front of all these people! 01:33:41.148 --> 01:33:43.048 You can do it, David! 01:33:45.019 --> 01:33:47.214 Give her a five-second Frencher! 01:33:51.125 --> 01:33:53.389 Kiss her, David. 01:33:54.295 --> 01:33:55.990 Kiss her, David. 01:33:57.898 --> 01:33:59.729 Kiss her, David! 01:34:00.701 --> 01:34:02.794 Kiss her, David. 01:34:10.378 --> 01:34:12.437 Go Yankees! 01:34:29.797 --> 01:34:31.992 Dave's a dirty boy. 01:34:34.168 --> 01:34:35.760 That wasn't so bad, was it? 01:34:36.270 --> 01:34:40.639 I can't believe you actually started to fall for that crazy man. 01:34:40.808 --> 01:34:43.174 Buddy's not such a bad guy. 01:34:48.582 --> 01:34:51.779 Congratulations! You just graduated from anger management! 01:35:14.475 --> 01:35:17.035 I'm glad your car died. The train's romantic. 01:35:17.211 --> 01:35:18.735 Don't change the subject. 01:35:18.913 --> 01:35:23.782 You're telling me the past two weeks of my life was just therapy? 01:35:23.984 --> 01:35:25.212 Well.... 01:35:25.619 --> 01:35:26.608 Yeah. 01:35:26.954 --> 01:35:29.081 I met with Buddy after reading his book... 01:35:29.256 --> 01:35:32.623 ...and I told him about some of the things going on in your life... 01:35:32.827 --> 01:35:37.787 ...and how upset it was making you and how nuts it was making me. 01:35:39.467 --> 01:35:42.732 He said that he thought he could help, but it would be tough. 01:35:42.970 --> 01:35:44.961 So how much of this thing was a setup? 01:35:45.206 --> 01:35:49.506 Well, the guy in your seat on the plane, the flight attendant, the judge... 01:35:49.677 --> 01:35:51.668 ...they're all friends of Buddy's. 01:35:51.846 --> 01:35:55.213 What about the air marshal who tasered me? Was he in on it? 01:35:55.382 --> 01:35:57.213 No, he was just having a bad day. 01:35:57.384 --> 01:35:59.978 Son of a bitch. 01:36:11.699 --> 01:36:13.929 Skipper, how you doing? 01:36:15.936 --> 01:36:18.996 Buddy Rydell, you're a great man. 01:36:19.273 --> 01:36:22.640 I was just doing my job. I never doubted you for a minute. 01:36:22.977 --> 01:36:25.343 Except when Galaxia had ahold of you. 01:36:27.248 --> 01:36:29.580 Did you just call that guy Buddy Rydell? 01:36:30.985 --> 01:36:33.818 A guy named Buddy Rydell left this card... 01:36:33.988 --> 01:36:35.615 ...on what's left of my Lexus! 01:36:35.790 --> 01:36:38.384 Oh, yeah. For insurance purposes. 01:36:38.559 --> 01:36:40.493 Your insurance was canceled! 01:36:42.830 --> 01:36:44.661 Grenada! 01:36:45.499 --> 01:36:48.866 Don't point that gun at Buddy. I'm the one who smashed your car up. 01:36:49.036 --> 01:36:50.162 - Dave?! - No! 01:36:50.371 --> 01:36:51.963 I'm sick of guys like this. 01:36:52.139 --> 01:36:54.471 You wanna mess with my friends, shoot me first. 01:36:54.642 --> 01:36:55.870 - Don't! - Are you crazy? 01:36:56.210 --> 01:36:57.370 Settle down. 01:36:57.545 --> 01:37:00.207 Butt out! Tough guy's going to learn a lesson. 01:37:01.549 --> 01:37:04.916 I'm not afraid. Dr. Rydell taught me not to be afraid of anybody. 01:37:07.388 --> 01:37:09.549 Can I ask you a question, though? 01:37:18.265 --> 01:37:19.892 Got you! 01:37:23.904 --> 01:37:26.896 Dr. B, Davey just pulled a joke on us! 01:37:27.107 --> 01:37:29.439 And how does that make you feel, Lou? 01:37:41.589 --> 01:37:43.454 Chuck. 01:37:43.624 --> 01:37:46.092 We were just doing a joke. 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