WEBVTT 00:00:00.003 --> 00:00:20.003 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:27.027 --> 00:00:30.145 Imagine me and you I do 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:34.483 I think about you day and night It's only right 00:00:34.576 --> 00:00:38.411 To think about the girl you love And hold her tight 00:00:38.497 --> 00:00:42.958 So happy together 00:00:43.043 --> 00:00:46.332 If I should call you up Invest a dime 00:00:46.421 --> 00:00:50.461 And you say you belong to me And ease my mind 00:00:50.551 --> 00:00:54.295 Imagine how the world could be So very fine 00:00:54.388 --> 00:00:58.678 So happy together... 00:01:02.104 --> 00:01:03.811 - Honey, wake up. - No. 00:01:03.897 --> 00:01:06.230 Anna, greet the day. 00:01:07.401 --> 00:01:09.643 For all my life 00:01:09.736 --> 00:01:11.398 Me and you And you and me 00:01:11.488 --> 00:01:14.151 No matter how they toss the dice It has to be 00:01:14.241 --> 00:01:16.153 The only one for me is you And you for me 00:01:16.285 --> 00:01:20.154 Anna, honey, you've gotta wake up. 00:01:20.581 --> 00:01:25.747 I can't see me loving nobody but you For all my life 00:01:25.836 --> 00:01:27.247 When you're with me, baby 00:01:27.796 --> 00:01:29.162 That's it. 00:01:35.137 --> 00:01:36.594 I have had it! 00:01:44.062 --> 00:01:47.476 - Anna, hurry up! - What? I'm ready. 00:01:52.029 --> 00:01:54.612 - Settle on a station, please. - OK. 00:01:54.990 --> 00:01:57.152 I'm gonna get a little stud right here, OK? 00:01:57.326 --> 00:02:00.364 I don't want my maid of honor looking like a harlot. 00:02:00.495 --> 00:02:02.828 Come on, Mom. Everyone's got one. 00:02:03.290 --> 00:02:05.202 Everyone? Harry, everyone has one. 00:02:05.417 --> 00:02:07.625 I can't believe you. You're ruining my life. 00:02:08.045 --> 00:02:09.957 You know what? End of discussion. 00:02:10.088 --> 00:02:11.545 Feet down. 00:02:11.673 --> 00:02:15.292 - OK, if I can drive. - Fine. Did you bring your permit? 00:02:15.594 --> 00:02:17.381 No, I can't find it. 00:02:17.471 --> 00:02:20.430 - You can't find it? - What did you do with it, troll? 00:02:20.557 --> 00:02:23.550 Anna, why do you always blame him for everything? 00:02:23.644 --> 00:02:26.887 - He couldn't find anything in your room. - Why do you always take his side? 00:02:27.606 --> 00:02:29.017 - Anna. - No, why? 00:02:29.191 --> 00:02:30.602 Let's not do this again, please. 00:02:30.776 --> 00:02:32.392 And fix your shirt. 00:02:33.612 --> 00:02:35.979 - Look, there's Stacey Hinkhouse. - Joy. 00:02:36.114 --> 00:02:38.071 - Hi, Stacey. - Hi, Mrs. Coleman. 00:02:38.283 --> 00:02:41.867 - Congratulations on your big day. - Thanks, say hi to your mom for me. 00:02:41.953 --> 00:02:44.195 - OK, bye! - OK, bye. Hi, girls! 00:02:44.331 --> 00:02:45.913 You never see Stacey anymore. 00:02:45.999 --> 00:02:48.082 - How is she? - Evil. She hates me now. 00:02:48.710 --> 00:02:51.578 Why? Would you leave your brother alone? 00:02:52.798 --> 00:02:54.664 See! She always starts it. 00:02:56.051 --> 00:02:59.385 Bye, honey! Make good choices. 00:03:01.848 --> 00:03:06.138 So get out of my face, don't even try Ya wanna help me 00:03:06.228 --> 00:03:08.971 - She had the same shirt? - Yeah, but this looks OK, right? 00:03:09.147 --> 00:03:11.013 - The style? - Sure. 00:03:11.149 --> 00:03:13.311 - So, it's cool. - Definitely not. 00:03:14.528 --> 00:03:16.190 - Oh, kill me! - Anna, what? 00:03:16.321 --> 00:03:17.812 I can't believe it, it's Jake. 00:03:18.949 --> 00:03:21.612 He's gonna think I'm stupid. I can't even put on a shirt. 00:03:21.702 --> 00:03:24.945 You've never even met the guy, so, guess what, he doesn't care. 00:03:25.038 --> 00:03:26.495 - He's not even looking. - He's not? 00:03:26.665 --> 00:03:27.997 He's not look... He's totally looking. 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:30.457 - I think he's gonna talk to you. - Shut up. 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:43.137 - Thanks. - Sorry. 00:03:43.265 --> 00:03:47.430 Why would I want a leprechaun ice sculpture? I'm not even Irish. 00:03:47.519 --> 00:03:49.306 Could you hold on a second? 00:03:53.650 --> 00:03:55.937 ¡Señora, cuidado, cuidado! 00:04:00.031 --> 00:04:03.650 I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir. 00:04:20.719 --> 00:04:22.802 Mr. Bates, I really don't understand this F. 00:04:22.929 --> 00:04:24.670 You completely missed the point of the book. 00:04:24.806 --> 00:04:29.551 It's "1984." How could anyone miss it? It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism. 00:04:29.728 --> 00:04:33.597 About a rigid society, dominated by one all-powerful ego-tripping dictator. 00:04:35.192 --> 00:04:36.728 My grade is final. 00:04:37.903 --> 00:04:39.519 Except he had hair. 00:04:43.283 --> 00:04:44.899 Anna! 00:04:52.375 --> 00:04:53.707 Hello, Anna. 00:04:54.377 --> 00:04:56.039 What do you have today? 00:04:57.214 --> 00:05:00.082 - Meatloaf. - Turkey. 00:05:12.229 --> 00:05:15.393 Evan, I'm so sorry. I had some car trouble. 00:05:15.524 --> 00:05:18.312 OK, I thought you forgot about me. 00:05:18.902 --> 00:05:21.315 I could never forget about you, Evan. I see you every day. 00:05:21.446 --> 00:05:23.187 What about tomorrow? 00:05:23.323 --> 00:05:25.610 Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow? 00:05:25.784 --> 00:05:28.572 You're gonna see me tomorrow, but not next week 00:05:28.662 --> 00:05:31.029 because, remember, I'm going on my honeymoon. 00:05:31.164 --> 00:05:33.281 Oh, my God. You're not coming back. 00:05:33.375 --> 00:05:34.866 All my therapists quit on me. 00:05:35.001 --> 00:05:38.665 I'm not gonna quit on you. I'll be available on my cell phone. 00:05:38.880 --> 00:05:41.748 I checked, there's no service on the north side of the island. 00:05:42.050 --> 00:05:44.133 - It will be fine. - OK. 00:05:45.178 --> 00:05:49.092 I've had a better week. You're counting the minutes, aren't you? 00:05:49.266 --> 00:05:50.177 No. 00:05:51.601 --> 00:05:54.514 - How many minutes are left? - 54. 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:59.728 This morning was good, but then I got up. 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:09.363 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 00:06:09.536 --> 00:06:11.903 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 00:06:11.997 --> 00:06:14.705 Last call Now I'm outta time 00:06:14.791 --> 00:06:16.623 And I don't got no Valentine 00:06:16.793 --> 00:06:18.750 - Yeah! - All right! 00:06:20.213 --> 00:06:23.081 I just need a little therapy 00:06:23.592 --> 00:06:27.336 At least that's what they say to me 00:06:27.679 --> 00:06:29.420 Hey, ho Let's go 00:06:29.514 --> 00:06:32.473 I'm gonna start a riot You don't wanna fight it 00:06:48.491 --> 00:06:50.198 Great. 00:06:50.702 --> 00:06:54.571 No, absolutely not. I said no salmon. 00:06:54.664 --> 00:06:57.122 No, it has to be halibut. 00:06:57.208 --> 00:06:59.575 I don't care about the extra cost. 00:07:00.086 --> 00:07:01.748 How much is it? 00:07:01.880 --> 00:07:02.961 Hold on one second. 00:07:04.215 --> 00:07:07.003 Hello. Hi, Harry. 00:07:08.178 --> 00:07:10.636 No, you may not touch the power tools. 00:07:11.181 --> 00:07:14.219 Yes, I would consider the lawn mower to be a power tool. 00:07:15.393 --> 00:07:17.259 OK, I'll see you at home. 00:07:17.979 --> 00:07:19.720 OK, halibut... 00:07:19.814 --> 00:07:23.433 Could you hold on one second? Hello, Dr. Coleman. 00:07:23.944 --> 00:07:28.279 Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow. 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:30.315 OK, good. 00:07:30.492 --> 00:07:33.985 And Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong, 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:35.741 beautiful, independent woman 00:07:35.914 --> 00:07:38.406 and you don't need a man to complete you. 00:07:39.876 --> 00:07:41.037 Thank you. 00:07:42.754 --> 00:07:44.086 Goodbye. 00:08:00.146 --> 00:08:01.762 Uh, excuse me. 00:08:02.190 --> 00:08:04.933 - Is this yours? - Thanks. 00:08:05.485 --> 00:08:09.024 Fender medium. So, what do you play? 00:08:09.114 --> 00:08:11.447 I play my dad's old Telecaster. 00:08:11.574 --> 00:08:12.940 Nice. 00:08:13.368 --> 00:08:16.111 - Cute shirt. - Thanks. 00:08:16.329 --> 00:08:17.285 You're in a band? 00:08:17.747 --> 00:08:20.410 - Sort of. - What do you mean, sort of? 00:08:20.542 --> 00:08:24.536 You know, we're still stuck in our garage phase, so... 00:08:24.629 --> 00:08:27.713 OK. Well, if you ever get out of your garage... 00:08:27.799 --> 00:08:29.756 - Let me know. - Yeah, totally. 00:08:30.260 --> 00:08:32.877 You can come check me out. I mean, the band. 00:08:32.971 --> 00:08:35.008 I mean I'll be there too, if you wanna come check... 00:08:36.057 --> 00:08:38.549 - I'm Anna. - Jake. 00:08:39.853 --> 00:08:41.185 So, what do you say? 00:08:41.271 --> 00:08:44.264 - You want a ride? - Yeah, I'd like that. 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:47.517 Here you go, you can wear my extra helmet. 00:08:48.028 --> 00:08:51.567 Oh, I just realized, I have to meet my friends. 00:08:51.656 --> 00:08:54.148 - They're waiting for me. - Your mom would kill you. 00:08:54.284 --> 00:08:57.322 So dead, and so grounded. 00:08:57.829 --> 00:09:00.742 I get it. Moms and motorcycles... 00:09:03.585 --> 00:09:07.078 Yeah. So, um, see you around. 00:09:07.505 --> 00:09:08.962 Anna. 00:09:09.758 --> 00:09:12.250 Listen, you like The Hives? 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:16.386 - They're awesome. - Look, I've got this import. 00:09:16.473 --> 00:09:20.217 - If you want, we could get together... - Coleman! 00:09:23.772 --> 00:09:24.762 One second. 00:09:27.317 --> 00:09:31.106 If I were you, I would be thinking a little less about boys 00:09:31.196 --> 00:09:34.610 and a little more about your honors qualifying exam. 00:09:34.699 --> 00:09:36.816 I'm ready for the test, Mr. Bates. 00:09:36.910 --> 00:09:41.405 "Prepared" is to "you" as "not" is to "test". 00:09:41.915 --> 00:09:44.248 - What does that mean? - Exactly. 00:10:15.323 --> 00:10:17.155 What are you doing? Get out of my room! 00:10:17.325 --> 00:10:20.238 Help me! 00:10:24.374 --> 00:10:26.991 Mommy! Stop, Anna! 00:10:28.753 --> 00:10:31.541 - ...on the second verse. - There she is. 00:10:31.673 --> 00:10:33.790 Hey, what happened? 00:10:33.925 --> 00:10:36.258 Nothing, just taking care of my brother. 00:10:44.519 --> 00:10:46.260 Yeah 00:10:48.064 --> 00:10:49.930 Yeah 00:10:52.110 --> 00:10:53.897 Get up, get out 00:10:53.987 --> 00:10:55.694 Move on, move on There's no doubt 00:10:55.780 --> 00:10:57.646 I'm all wrong You're right 00:10:57.740 --> 00:10:59.072 It's all the same with you 00:10:59.450 --> 00:11:00.736 Thank you. 00:11:04.873 --> 00:11:07.206 - Mommy, mommy, mommy! - Come here. 00:11:07.292 --> 00:11:09.659 Oh, sweetheart. 00:11:09.752 --> 00:11:12.495 Ready? I'm gonna give a one, two, three... 00:11:12.589 --> 00:11:16.003 No. Ready? One, two, three... 00:11:16.092 --> 00:11:18.584 Honey, go back inside. I'll be right there. 00:11:19.554 --> 00:11:20.465 Anna! 00:11:23.516 --> 00:11:27.135 Round and round Here we go again 00:11:27.228 --> 00:11:30.596 Same old start Same old end 00:11:30.690 --> 00:11:34.058 Turn my head Turn back again 00:11:34.194 --> 00:11:38.063 Same old stuff never ends 00:11:38.489 --> 00:11:39.320 Do this... 00:11:39.616 --> 00:11:41.733 Hold still, honey. 00:11:42.076 --> 00:11:45.490 I promise you, there will be serious consequences for her. 00:11:45.580 --> 00:11:47.196 Hey, Tessie! 00:11:47.290 --> 00:11:49.452 Dad, you're early! 00:11:49.542 --> 00:11:51.283 - What? - You're early. 00:11:51.377 --> 00:11:52.993 I can't hear... 00:11:53.171 --> 00:11:55.288 You're... early. 00:11:56.257 --> 00:11:58.249 Hold on, I need my glasses. 00:11:58.468 --> 00:12:01.211 - Grandpa! - Hey, monkey! 00:12:03.056 --> 00:12:05.969 What is this? One of them thongs? 00:12:06.267 --> 00:12:07.348 I don't want to know. 00:12:08.728 --> 00:12:09.559 What's up? 00:12:10.063 --> 00:12:12.806 - Hey, you guys. - You know these yard apes? 00:12:14.484 --> 00:12:15.725 - You're early. - What? 00:12:16.069 --> 00:12:17.059 Glad you could make it. 00:12:18.571 --> 00:12:20.733 - I brought an early wedding present. - What? 00:12:23.701 --> 00:12:25.943 - I thought I'd get the author to sign it. - What? 00:12:26.079 --> 00:12:29.413 - I thought I'd ask the author... - I can't hear you. Hold on. 00:12:29.540 --> 00:12:30.997 Come on, let's get out of here. 00:12:31.501 --> 00:12:33.834 What do you have under your shirt? Ryan, could you... 00:12:33.920 --> 00:12:37.584 On and on and on and on 00:12:37.674 --> 00:12:41.463 Don't wanna grow up I wanna get out 00:12:41.552 --> 00:12:45.091 Hey, take me away 00:12:45.181 --> 00:12:47.264 I wanna shout out 00:12:47.350 --> 00:12:50.843 Take me away, away, away 00:12:50.937 --> 00:12:57.025 Away, away-ay-ay 00:13:14.002 --> 00:13:15.959 - Bummer! - Not again. 00:13:16.045 --> 00:13:17.786 Time's up. It's after six! 00:13:21.134 --> 00:13:23.126 Guys, you're gonna spoil your dinner. 00:13:25.305 --> 00:13:28.844 You know, this dad thing could be hard or easy. 00:13:33.438 --> 00:13:35.100 Don't let her see you. 00:13:36.816 --> 00:13:38.523 Good, now we can hear. 00:13:38.609 --> 00:13:40.896 Speak for yourself. I could use those little notes. 00:13:42.280 --> 00:13:45.398 She hates it when I pull the plug, so get ready for the fireworks. 00:13:45.533 --> 00:13:47.991 - Did I say hello? - I must've missed it. 00:13:48.077 --> 00:13:50.364 - Hello. - Hello. 00:13:51.497 --> 00:13:53.113 Get a room! 00:13:56.794 --> 00:13:58.160 Go, go, go! 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:04.842 This is... 00:14:04.927 --> 00:14:09.137 - Just one second. - OK, but you owe me. 00:14:09.223 --> 00:14:10.555 Hello. 00:14:11.267 --> 00:14:12.724 Yes, this is she. 00:14:16.230 --> 00:14:17.937 Oh, really? 00:14:19.567 --> 00:14:23.982 OK. Great, thank you. Thank you so, so much. 00:14:24.072 --> 00:14:27.406 - What? - You'll never believe this. 00:14:27.492 --> 00:14:30.451 One of the bands dropped out of the Wango Tango auditions, 00:14:30.536 --> 00:14:32.698 - and we are the first alternates. - Shut up! 00:14:32.830 --> 00:14:35.493 That's awesome! 00:14:35.625 --> 00:14:39.164 We have to check in at the House of Blues by 7:00 and we're on at 7:45. 00:14:39.545 --> 00:14:40.877 - When is it? - Tomorrow. 00:14:41.381 --> 00:14:44.249 - Tomorrow? Tomorrow's Friday. - So? 00:14:44.342 --> 00:14:45.628 That's my mom's rehearsal dinner. 00:14:46.260 --> 00:14:48.377 Anna, come on, this is really important. 00:14:48.513 --> 00:14:50.630 Don't worry. I'll work it out. I'll be there. 00:14:50.973 --> 00:14:54.182 How can you? Aren't you the maid of horror or something? 00:14:54.477 --> 00:14:56.764 Honor, and it's not the wedding, it's the rehearsal. 00:14:56.854 --> 00:14:58.641 Don't they make a big deal out of the rehearsal? 00:14:58.773 --> 00:15:00.685 Like, all your weird relatives coming to town? 00:15:00.858 --> 00:15:02.440 No, they don't. 00:15:02.944 --> 00:15:05.186 There's my Anna-banana. 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:07.692 Come on, give your Grampie-doodle a big huggie-bug here! 00:15:07.824 --> 00:15:10.316 - Come on. - Grandpa, over here. 00:15:12.620 --> 00:15:16.785 - Oh... - Hey, Gramps. 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:22.415 Don't worry. I'd never let you guys down. Don't cancel the audition yet, OK? 00:15:22.880 --> 00:15:25.293 - I'm gonna talk to my mom. - All right. 00:15:25.425 --> 00:15:27.041 - We're screwed. - Yep. 00:15:28.219 --> 00:15:29.676 Yeah... 00:15:39.021 --> 00:15:41.058 "I don't think he knows I even exist." 00:15:41.149 --> 00:15:43.687 "It's so stupid to think about him, but I can't help it." 00:15:44.235 --> 00:15:46.943 Jake, oh, Jake! 00:15:47.029 --> 00:15:49.362 Get out of my room! 00:15:49.490 --> 00:15:50.947 Get out! 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:54.948 Oh! My... My... Mom! 00:15:55.663 --> 00:15:58.326 - She saw it. - I'm gonna check out those Lakers. 00:15:58.416 --> 00:15:59.782 I'm with you. 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:04.374 Mom, did you see what happened to my... 00:16:09.218 --> 00:16:11.084 - I spoke to your principal. - What? 00:16:11.304 --> 00:16:13.762 - Just now, on the phone. - Where's my door? 00:16:14.015 --> 00:16:17.179 - Privacy is a privilege, Anna. - Where's my door, Mom? 00:16:17.268 --> 00:16:20.978 Your door will be returned to you, Anna, if and when you... 00:16:21.063 --> 00:16:24.647 I need my door! Give me that door or... I will kill myself! 00:16:24.734 --> 00:16:26.600 Oh! Can I watch? 00:16:26.736 --> 00:16:27.692 - Harry! - Shut up! 00:16:30.448 --> 00:16:32.735 I think we can dispense with the drama. 00:16:33.117 --> 00:16:36.861 Maybe you can calmly explain to me why you were in detention twice today. 00:16:37.371 --> 00:16:40.910 OK, I went to detention, but only because Stacey Hinkhouse 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.662 kept hitting me with a volleyball. 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:46.579 When is this conflict with Stacey Hinkhouse going to end? 00:16:46.797 --> 00:16:49.631 Never, because she's an insane, psycho freak. 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:52.297 You'd know that if you paid a speck of attention. 00:16:52.386 --> 00:16:53.877 - Anna. - What? 00:16:54.388 --> 00:16:56.630 I think you know I pay attention, Anna. 00:16:56.724 --> 00:16:59.637 Enough to know that you got an F in English today. 00:16:59.769 --> 00:17:02.887 - Mr. Bates is out to get me. - Oh, him, too? 00:17:03.272 --> 00:17:06.481 Yeah! He looks for ways to torture me. 00:17:06.567 --> 00:17:09.856 Like today, the one time Jake even spoke to me, he totally... 00:17:09.946 --> 00:17:12.905 - Who's Jake? - He's just... nobody. 00:17:15.117 --> 00:17:18.701 You say I'm not interested, Anna. I'm interested. Try me. 00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:23.748 OK, he's just this really amazing guy. 00:17:23.876 --> 00:17:26.584 - Where'd you meet him? - Detention, but... 00:17:26.671 --> 00:17:29.084 That's promising. 00:17:29.173 --> 00:17:32.007 See, why do I even bother telling you anything? 00:17:32.093 --> 00:17:34.460 OK! Who's up for Chinese? 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:37.463 You're ruining my life! 00:17:37.557 --> 00:17:41.471 I'm moving out! I'm never coming back ever, ever, ever again! 00:17:57.285 --> 00:17:59.402 - Hello, how are you? - Hello, Pei-Pei. 00:17:59.495 --> 00:18:02.784 Anna, Harry, you so big now! What happen? 00:18:02.873 --> 00:18:05.866 - Are you happy for your mommy? - About what? 00:18:06.210 --> 00:18:08.793 Oh. She's such a joker! 00:18:08.963 --> 00:18:11.421 Who's catering? Chinese food good luck. 00:18:11.507 --> 00:18:13.999 - It's planned already. - OK, how 'bout me? 00:18:14.135 --> 00:18:16.593 Anna, I pre-ordered the Peking Duck. 00:18:17.179 --> 00:18:18.420 Joy! 00:18:18.514 --> 00:18:20.722 - I know that's your favorite. - Whatever. 00:18:20.850 --> 00:18:22.716 - The wedding's in two days. - Think about it, OK? 00:18:22.810 --> 00:18:25.848 - OK. - See you soon. Happy dining. 00:18:25.938 --> 00:18:28.225 Your door is underneath the back stairs. 00:18:28.399 --> 00:18:30.061 Like I didn't figure that out. 00:18:32.320 --> 00:18:35.063 Stop groveling. Let her come to you. 00:18:35.615 --> 00:18:36.901 She'd come with a hatchet. 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:40.943 Think I'll go check on that duck. 00:18:45.082 --> 00:18:45.993 Anna. 00:18:47.752 --> 00:18:51.666 Do you really think your surliness is the best way to get what you want? 00:18:56.594 --> 00:19:00.884 I'm sorry, Mom. I really have been stressing in school. 00:19:00.973 --> 00:19:04.137 I deserved every one of those trips to detention. 00:19:04.226 --> 00:19:07.719 I'm gonna apologize to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates. 00:19:08.314 --> 00:19:12.274 I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom. 00:19:12.401 --> 00:19:14.859 I'll really, really try. 00:19:14.945 --> 00:19:17.904 - What do you want? - To go to this important audition 00:19:17.990 --> 00:19:20.073 tomorrow night that we can never have again at the House of Blues. 00:19:20.201 --> 00:19:21.692 An audition, that's great! 00:19:21.869 --> 00:19:24.577 Tomorrow, you mean after the rehearsal dinner? 00:19:25.706 --> 00:19:30.292 - Well, during, but... - You mean, as instead of? 00:19:30.878 --> 00:19:31.959 You mean, technically? 00:19:32.088 --> 00:19:34.626 - I need to talk to you right now. - I think I'm gonna pass on that. 00:19:34.757 --> 00:19:36.089 Now! 00:19:39.095 --> 00:19:43.305 Anna, I am going to make one final attempt 00:19:43.391 --> 00:19:46.259 to understand what goes on in your head. 00:19:46.352 --> 00:19:48.435 - Don't treat me like a patient. - What? 00:19:48.521 --> 00:19:51.355 All calm and reasonable, and, "I really want to understand." 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:54.148 I really do want to understand! 00:19:54.235 --> 00:19:58.149 Mama, stay out of it, please. 00:19:58.823 --> 00:20:01.110 - Mama! - OK fine. 00:20:01.242 --> 00:20:03.154 They're gonna pick one local band to play at Wango Tango. 00:20:03.244 --> 00:20:05.406 We were lucky to even make this cut. 00:20:05.538 --> 00:20:08.030 It's a once in a lifetime chance, Mom. Please. 00:20:08.165 --> 00:20:10.031 Why can't I just go? Please. 00:20:10.167 --> 00:20:15.037 What I hear is that my special night means absolutely nothing to you. 00:20:15.214 --> 00:20:17.627 I don't even have to ask if my band means anything to you. 00:20:17.717 --> 00:20:19.504 It's clear to us that you think we're all noise. 00:20:19.677 --> 00:20:21.543 Look, I'm a walrus. 00:20:22.138 --> 00:20:24.676 - I do not. - Do, too. 00:20:24.765 --> 00:20:27.758 - I let you practice in the garage. - Mom! 00:20:29.103 --> 00:20:32.141 - Anna, stop. - What? 00:20:32.231 --> 00:20:34.393 Let's talk about what this is really about. 00:20:34.900 --> 00:20:39.110 - This is about your dad, isn't it? - Mom, stop shrinking me. 00:20:39.196 --> 00:20:42.815 It's not about dad. It's about the audition. You're ruining my life! 00:20:42.992 --> 00:20:46.986 Enough with the drama. High school is not that hard. 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:49.492 You couldn't last one day in my high school. 00:20:49.582 --> 00:20:52.290 Actually, I could, and without getting a detention. 00:20:52.501 --> 00:20:56.290 I'm sorry I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect. 00:20:56.380 --> 00:21:00.670 - You think my life is perfect? - I know your life is perfect. 00:21:00.760 --> 00:21:04.845 Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend, perfect patients who worship you... 00:21:04.930 --> 00:21:09.425 You need a serious reality-check if you think my life is perfect. 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:14.021 - Cut me some slack, just this once. - I'm beyond cutting you slack, Anna. 00:21:14.190 --> 00:21:16.182 But you are not going to the audition. 00:21:16.358 --> 00:21:17.519 - Yes, I am! - No, you're not! 00:21:17.693 --> 00:21:20.401 - Why not? - Because I said so. 00:21:20.613 --> 00:21:22.354 Cookie? 00:21:25.326 --> 00:21:29.115 - This isn't really a good time. - Now good time. 00:21:36.337 --> 00:21:38.795 OK, thank you. 00:21:44.094 --> 00:21:45.426 Anna. 00:21:45.554 --> 00:21:50.549 For one day, the entirety of our life is not going to be focused on you. 00:21:50.643 --> 00:21:52.475 It's all about Ryan now, isn't it? 00:21:54.980 --> 00:21:56.266 Anna! 00:21:56.357 --> 00:21:58.440 - Get away. - Honey... 00:22:12.414 --> 00:22:14.155 "A journey soon begins." 00:22:14.416 --> 00:22:17.284 "It's prize reflected in another's eyes." 00:22:17.461 --> 00:22:19.578 "When what you see is what you lack, 00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:22.627 "then selfless love will change you back." 00:22:23.092 --> 00:22:24.003 Whatever. 00:22:36.355 --> 00:22:37.641 Honey. 00:22:39.400 --> 00:22:40.811 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 00:22:42.444 --> 00:22:43.560 Come on. 00:23:02.590 --> 00:23:04.673 - Did you feel that? - Feel what? 00:23:04.758 --> 00:23:05.748 There was an earthquake. 00:23:06.176 --> 00:23:08.168 - No, there wasn't. - Yes, there was. 00:23:08.345 --> 00:23:11.463 - What are they talking about? - An earthquake. 00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:15.138 - An earthquake? - No, there was no earthquake. 00:23:15.227 --> 00:23:16.308 You didn't feel it? 00:23:16.812 --> 00:23:20.180 No, I don't think so. 00:24:09.740 --> 00:24:12.574 6:45 already. 00:24:12.660 --> 00:24:15.198 I didn't get the dry cleaning. 00:24:15.287 --> 00:24:19.782 I'll have to do that on the way home. And call the mechanic, and the florist. 00:24:21.293 --> 00:24:23.785 OK, I better get up. 00:24:23.879 --> 00:24:24.869 I'd better... 00:24:28.300 --> 00:24:30.883 Why am I in Anna's room? 00:24:32.137 --> 00:24:34.174 What happened last night? 00:24:34.306 --> 00:24:36.889 Did... did I pass out in here? 00:24:37.893 --> 00:24:40.931 I have no memory of this. This isn't mine. 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:44.897 Those aren't mine. 00:24:45.526 --> 00:24:47.609 That's not mine. 00:24:49.738 --> 00:24:52.071 That's definitely not mine. 00:25:00.082 --> 00:25:02.119 - Anna, come here quick. - What? 00:25:02.209 --> 00:25:05.327 - Mom's dead. - I'm dead. 00:25:10.259 --> 00:25:12.091 Come on, hurry. 00:25:16.181 --> 00:25:18.844 See, she's not moving. 00:25:18.934 --> 00:25:20.800 Oh, my God. 00:25:21.061 --> 00:25:23.724 No, wait. It's breathing. 00:25:23.814 --> 00:25:26.181 - I'm not dead. - What? 00:25:26.692 --> 00:25:28.228 Uh... 00:25:28.694 --> 00:25:31.858 Right, ah... Her chest is moving. 00:25:31.989 --> 00:25:33.400 Honey, see? 00:25:34.283 --> 00:25:36.195 You called me "honey". 00:25:36.785 --> 00:25:39.744 - Right, um... - Are you sick? 00:25:40.414 --> 00:25:44.374 I hope so, or dreaming, or... 00:25:44.835 --> 00:25:48.454 Hon... Harry, go get your own breakfast. 00:25:48.589 --> 00:25:51.832 You can eat Anna's cereal... my cereal. 00:25:51.925 --> 00:25:53.132 Cool. 00:25:58.307 --> 00:25:59.548 Hello. 00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:02.762 Hello in there. 00:26:03.145 --> 00:26:05.307 Wake up, honey. 00:26:05.814 --> 00:26:07.225 Wake up. 00:26:07.357 --> 00:26:09.019 Wake up! 00:26:10.027 --> 00:26:11.768 That is it. 00:26:23.791 --> 00:26:28.536 Could I just have, like, one minute, please? 00:26:29.421 --> 00:26:33.791 Honey, look, I think something's happened to us. 00:26:34.968 --> 00:26:38.712 - What are you? - It's me. Mom. 00:26:39.223 --> 00:26:42.557 - You're not my mother. - Yes, I am. 00:26:43.560 --> 00:26:47.019 - Get away, you clone freak! - Don't you use that tone with me. 00:26:48.232 --> 00:26:50.440 Oh, my God, you are my mother. 00:26:50.692 --> 00:26:52.399 And you're not who you think you are. 00:27:01.745 --> 00:27:05.659 - Look at me. - I know. We seem to be inside... 00:27:05.791 --> 00:27:08.534 - I'm old! - I beg your pardon. 00:27:08.710 --> 00:27:11.418 I'm like the Crypt Keeper! 00:27:11.505 --> 00:27:12.666 OK, that's enough. 00:27:18.887 --> 00:27:20.173 I want my body back. 00:27:20.347 --> 00:27:23.090 And I don't want mine? My wedding's tomorrow. 00:27:23.183 --> 00:27:25.300 Oh, my God, my wedding's tomorrow. 00:27:25.394 --> 00:27:28.307 I can't marry Ryan! Ew! 00:27:28.438 --> 00:27:30.054 OK, OK, OK... 00:27:30.232 --> 00:27:33.225 - OK, what? - I have no idea. 00:27:33.652 --> 00:27:36.360 Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room. 00:27:36.488 --> 00:27:39.276 Oh no, all that'll get us is a 72-hour lockdown 00:27:39.408 --> 00:27:41.695 in the psych ward and a Thorazine drip. 00:27:41.785 --> 00:27:44.869 - No, we're not going anywhere. - OK... 00:27:45.205 --> 00:27:46.662 Um... 00:27:47.040 --> 00:27:50.659 So, you're in my body and I'm in your body. 00:27:50.919 --> 00:27:52.160 Why don't we, like... 00:27:52.254 --> 00:27:54.792 Yes, I see what you're saying. 00:27:54.882 --> 00:27:58.546 A jolt. OK, you go over there and I go over here. 00:28:00.512 --> 00:28:03.095 - Now when I say go... Ready? - Yeah. 00:28:03.432 --> 00:28:04.718 Go! 00:28:05.392 --> 00:28:08.931 - Hey, Mom... - Ow... 00:28:09.104 --> 00:28:12.597 - Ow. OK, that was stupid. - Oh. 00:28:14.151 --> 00:28:16.689 Harry... Uh, 00:28:16.778 --> 00:28:20.112 I was just teaching Mom some new dance moves. 00:28:20.574 --> 00:28:21.940 What do you want, punk? 00:28:26.538 --> 00:28:29.497 You cannot talk to him like that. He thinks you're his mother. 00:28:29.750 --> 00:28:31.662 We're going to have to tell him some time. 00:28:31.752 --> 00:28:33.118 We're not going to tell him. 00:28:33.212 --> 00:28:35.704 We're not going to tell anyone. They'll think we're crazy. 00:28:37.216 --> 00:28:40.425 - Maybe we are crazy. - I, for one, am not crazy. 00:28:40.510 --> 00:28:42.877 I'm merely a grown woman trapped in my daughter's body. 00:28:45.849 --> 00:28:47.966 Oh, God, I am crazy. 00:29:02.115 --> 00:29:04.198 Grandpa, could you pass the milk? 00:29:04.284 --> 00:29:07.698 OK, Harry's still Harry and Grandpa's still Grandpa. 00:29:08.664 --> 00:29:11.407 - So, it's just us? What did we do wrong? - I don't know. 00:29:11.541 --> 00:29:14.033 Grandpa, pass the milk! 00:29:15.295 --> 00:29:18.083 - Grandpa, pass the milk! - Earthquake! 00:29:18.298 --> 00:29:19.630 Earthquake! 00:29:19.800 --> 00:29:21.837 Earthquake! House of Chang! 00:29:22.010 --> 00:29:26.926 - Nobody felt it but us! - Earthquake! Earthquake! 00:29:27.808 --> 00:29:28.969 Honey! 00:29:32.396 --> 00:29:34.979 OK, I'll take it. 00:29:36.775 --> 00:29:39.563 I guess you're not that ready yet, huh? 00:29:40.946 --> 00:29:41.936 Uh... 00:29:43.198 --> 00:29:46.487 Sweetheart, what are you doing here? 00:29:46.702 --> 00:29:48.614 I thought you said you needed a ride to work. 00:29:49.496 --> 00:29:52.284 Right, um... Mom. 00:29:52.374 --> 00:29:54.411 I guess you better hurry up. 00:29:54.501 --> 00:29:55.992 Get a grip. I am not... 00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:03.291 Darling... 00:30:04.970 --> 00:30:06.802 could you, like, chill for a sec? 00:30:08.765 --> 00:30:12.133 Sure, I'll... chill. 00:30:12.644 --> 00:30:15.387 - Get going. - I'll, like, go get your dad. 00:30:15.522 --> 00:30:17.889 Alan, that's not our car. 00:30:18.608 --> 00:30:21.021 The earthquake, then Pei-Pei's crazy mother, 00:30:21.111 --> 00:30:24.980 - pointing at me and pointing at you. - What was she mumbling in Chinese? 00:30:25.115 --> 00:30:28.608 She did something. Some strange Asian voodoo. 00:30:29.786 --> 00:30:32.073 What are we going to do now? I can't go to school like this. 00:30:32.164 --> 00:30:35.077 You have to. You're on the verge of suspension, Anna. 00:30:35.208 --> 00:30:37.074 And you have your honors qualifying exam today. 00:30:38.128 --> 00:30:40.745 All the more reason to stay home. 00:30:41.465 --> 00:30:44.458 I could go and take the exam for you. 00:30:44.551 --> 00:30:47.168 I'm sure a high school-level test would be quite simple for me. 00:30:47.262 --> 00:30:50.505 Are you kidding? You think you can be me? 00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.723 Of course I can. Watch me. 00:30:52.934 --> 00:30:56.553 "Oh, everyone's out to get me. You're ruining my life!" 00:30:56.730 --> 00:31:00.019 It's easy to be you. I'll suck the fun out of everything. 00:31:00.192 --> 00:31:02.605 - I do not suck the fun out of everything. - Fun-sucker! 00:31:02.694 --> 00:31:06.734 This is ridiculous. I will go to school and you will stay right... 00:31:07.366 --> 00:31:08.823 - What? - Evan. 00:31:08.992 --> 00:31:12.156 - Evan? Who's Evan? - My neediest patient. 00:31:12.287 --> 00:31:14.324 I've been seeing him every day for the past three years. 00:31:14.456 --> 00:31:15.947 Oh, bummer. 00:31:16.917 --> 00:31:19.000 Maybe just my face would be reassuring. 00:31:19.086 --> 00:31:20.918 No. No way. Uh-uh. 00:31:21.004 --> 00:31:24.588 I am not baby-sitting some 40-year-old whack-job. 00:31:24.674 --> 00:31:26.961 - What do I say to the freak? - Nothing. 00:31:27.094 --> 00:31:29.757 You are in no way to give anyone any advice. 00:31:29.888 --> 00:31:33.757 That would be unethical. Just listen attentively, nod occasionally, 00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:38.057 and if you must speak, simply say, "How do you feel about that?" 00:31:38.355 --> 00:31:40.142 You're serious? 00:31:40.357 --> 00:31:42.770 You really want us to be each other? 00:31:42.901 --> 00:31:45.644 Well, we'll get through this morning as each other, 00:31:45.779 --> 00:31:48.522 and then go back to the restaurant at lunch and get switched back. 00:31:48.657 --> 00:31:50.068 Now go get dressed. 00:31:50.992 --> 00:31:53.359 Good luck getting dressed without a door. 00:31:56.456 --> 00:31:59.824 Thank you. 00:32:01.503 --> 00:32:04.246 - Oh, boy. - You'll get used to it. 00:32:04.381 --> 00:32:05.497 What? 00:32:06.049 --> 00:32:07.335 You pierced your navel? 00:32:07.843 --> 00:32:10.381 Yeah, I meant to talk to you about that. 00:32:10.512 --> 00:32:14.222 - When did you do this? - At Maddie's cousin's Sweet 16. 00:32:14.307 --> 00:32:16.640 When you get your body back, it's grounded. 00:32:17.436 --> 00:32:18.802 What are you doing? 00:32:19.271 --> 00:32:21.513 I don't know why you never wear these. They're so cute. 00:32:22.107 --> 00:32:25.396 Yeah, if you're selling Bibles. What'd you do to my hair? 00:32:25.652 --> 00:32:28.269 Oh, I've been dying to comb these rats out for months. 00:32:28.363 --> 00:32:31.071 Now you can see your pretty face. What is this? 00:32:31.199 --> 00:32:32.781 Oh. Fixed your jeans. 00:32:32.951 --> 00:32:37.912 My patients are not going to pay $150 an hour to get therapy from a stripper. 00:32:38.248 --> 00:32:40.865 - All right, I'll drab up. - I'll grunge down. 00:32:41.418 --> 00:32:42.579 Go. 00:32:44.087 --> 00:32:45.328 What's that? 00:32:51.845 --> 00:32:53.006 Ugh! 00:32:59.686 --> 00:33:01.348 Feet down. 00:33:02.189 --> 00:33:04.932 - Harry, could you settle down, please? - Bite me. 00:33:06.943 --> 00:33:08.309 Do you see what he does behind your back? 00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:12.363 - Mom... - Excuse me. 00:33:14.075 --> 00:33:16.909 While I'm apologizing, let me just say to the whole car 00:33:16.995 --> 00:33:21.285 how truly sorry I am for being such an insane control-freak all the time. 00:33:21.416 --> 00:33:23.578 You're not controlling, Mom. 00:33:23.919 --> 00:33:26.036 I'm the one who should be apologizing 00:33:26.129 --> 00:33:28.963 for my flagrant disregard for anyone's feelings but my own. 00:33:29.299 --> 00:33:32.667 Well, at least you have a great sense of style. 00:33:32.802 --> 00:33:33.883 - Not like me. - Enough. 00:33:34.429 --> 00:33:38.298 - Ooh, platinum. Cool. - Don't even think about it. 00:33:39.935 --> 00:33:41.972 Am I supposed to follow this? 00:33:42.604 --> 00:33:45.187 It's nothing... darling. 00:33:51.196 --> 00:33:52.778 One more day. 00:33:56.868 --> 00:34:00.236 Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it? 00:34:00.330 --> 00:34:03.494 Even though my husband died. How quickly I was able to get over it. 00:34:03.583 --> 00:34:06.747 Just pull up here. Mom, out of the car. 00:34:13.134 --> 00:34:16.218 - If you alienate Ryan in my body... - I'll be nice. 00:34:16.304 --> 00:34:17.169 Don't kiss him. 00:34:17.389 --> 00:34:20.882 Mom, I just had breakfast. That's disgusting. 00:34:21.142 --> 00:34:24.931 Nice. OK, here's the number for a cab company. 00:34:25.146 --> 00:34:27.980 - I want you back here at 11:45 sharp. - All right. 00:34:28.275 --> 00:34:29.891 - Do you understand? - All right. 00:34:30.110 --> 00:34:32.727 What is that tone? Are you using a tone with me? 00:34:36.032 --> 00:34:37.364 Oh, my God. 00:34:37.701 --> 00:34:40.819 - Uh, can I go? - What are you so anxious about? 00:34:40.954 --> 00:34:42.411 Hey, Anna. 00:34:43.790 --> 00:34:44.871 Do you know him? 00:34:46.251 --> 00:34:47.367 Um... 00:34:47.836 --> 00:34:49.168 Kinda, that's Jake. 00:34:49.254 --> 00:34:52.622 - No. No! - You gotta give him a chance. 00:34:52.716 --> 00:34:55.129 That is the last thing I'll give him. Just look at him. 00:34:55.302 --> 00:34:58.386 - You don't even know him. - I know he's too old for you. 00:35:00.432 --> 00:35:02.173 Oh my God, he's coming over. Say hi back. 00:35:02.309 --> 00:35:04.392 - No! - Say hi or I'll break up with Ryan. 00:35:04.477 --> 00:35:06.514 - Hi, Jake. - Hi. 00:35:09.232 --> 00:35:10.268 So... 00:35:10.567 --> 00:35:14.231 Oh, um... This is my mother, Dr. Coleman. 00:35:16.031 --> 00:35:17.147 Hi. 00:35:22.954 --> 00:35:24.445 - That's a great bike. - What? 00:35:24.706 --> 00:35:27.198 It's not like I've ever been on it. I'm not allowed. 00:35:29.127 --> 00:35:31.665 I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old. 00:35:34.132 --> 00:35:35.543 I gotta go. 00:35:36.092 --> 00:35:37.424 Bye. 00:35:37.886 --> 00:35:39.468 Walk with him. 00:35:45.769 --> 00:35:48.307 Harry, do you know who that is? 00:35:49.022 --> 00:35:50.934 Anna's got a boyfriend. 00:35:51.274 --> 00:35:53.937 K- I-S-S-I-N-G. 00:35:54.653 --> 00:35:57.771 OK, where are we going next? Harry's school? 00:35:59.449 --> 00:36:01.111 He can walk from here. 00:36:01.618 --> 00:36:04.827 - It's 20 blocks. - Fresh air'll do you good. 00:36:04.996 --> 00:36:07.864 - What about bullies? - Run fast. 00:36:07.957 --> 00:36:11.325 Tess, look, it's no trouble to drive him. 00:36:12.379 --> 00:36:14.746 Whatever. 00:36:21.638 --> 00:36:25.757 - Hey. I've got The Hives for you. - I beg your pardon? 00:36:26.101 --> 00:36:28.468 - The CD. - Oh, yeah, that. 00:36:28.561 --> 00:36:30.894 They're coming to town next week. I was wondering if maybe... 00:36:31.106 --> 00:36:34.975 That's a nice thought. I'm sure with a haircut you'd look presentable, 00:36:35.151 --> 00:36:36.983 but I need to focus on schoolwork. 00:36:37.112 --> 00:36:39.445 Truth be told, you're way too old for me. 00:36:39.572 --> 00:36:40.983 But thanks anyway, Jason. 00:36:43.910 --> 00:36:45.276 It's Jake. 00:36:46.162 --> 00:36:47.278 Ugh. 00:36:48.873 --> 00:36:50.660 Hello. Good morning. 00:36:51.459 --> 00:36:52.825 Good morning. Hi. 00:36:53.002 --> 00:36:54.459 Hello. 00:36:56.381 --> 00:36:58.293 Stacey, hi, how are you? 00:36:58.425 --> 00:37:00.212 Oh, wonderful! 00:37:02.929 --> 00:37:04.465 Stacey, what are you doing? 00:37:06.850 --> 00:37:08.307 Ow! 00:37:09.477 --> 00:37:10.968 Run away! 00:37:12.772 --> 00:37:14.354 Are you OK, Anna? 00:37:14.524 --> 00:37:17.562 I am appalled that Stacey would do something like that. 00:37:17.694 --> 00:37:21.313 - Yeah, shocker. - I am going to be calling her mother. 00:37:21.489 --> 00:37:23.276 Forget about that. We'll get her later. 00:37:23.450 --> 00:37:25.783 - So, we saw you. - Saw me what? 00:37:25.910 --> 00:37:28.243 - With Jake. - Give us the dirty details. 00:37:28.413 --> 00:37:30.120 - Excuse me? - Did you make a move? 00:37:30.290 --> 00:37:33.374 - Is that something I would do? - It's something you should do. 00:37:33.543 --> 00:37:35.455 Oh, no, no, no. 00:37:35.754 --> 00:37:39.247 I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. 00:37:39.340 --> 00:37:40.922 At all, ever. 00:37:41.050 --> 00:37:44.418 Nothing. And you girls would do well to follow my example. 00:37:57.650 --> 00:38:00.643 - Well... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:38:00.737 --> 00:38:03.150 - What? - Uh, cold sore. 00:38:03.239 --> 00:38:05.481 - Where? - I feel it coming on. A big one. 00:38:05.575 --> 00:38:10.036 - I don't care. - I'm thinking of you, really. You. 00:38:10.371 --> 00:38:12.112 OK. OK. 00:38:12.957 --> 00:38:14.198 Good thing, I guess. 00:38:15.460 --> 00:38:17.292 Need a ride home or are you gonna pick up the Volvo? 00:38:19.047 --> 00:38:23.007 Oh, I will most definitely be picking up the Volvo. 00:38:30.016 --> 00:38:31.678 Hey 00:38:36.022 --> 00:38:37.263 Hey 00:38:38.817 --> 00:38:40.683 A- ha 00:38:40.902 --> 00:38:43.394 What I like about you 00:38:44.197 --> 00:38:46.484 You really know how to dance 00:38:47.408 --> 00:38:49.525 When you're going up, down Jump around 00:38:49.619 --> 00:38:51.702 - Talk about true romance - ASSISTANT: Oh! 00:38:52.205 --> 00:38:53.491 Yeah 00:38:53.706 --> 00:38:56.119 Keep on whispering in my ear 00:38:56.334 --> 00:38:59.042 Tell me all the things that I wanna hear 00:38:59.170 --> 00:39:03.335 Cause it's true That's what I like about you 00:39:03.424 --> 00:39:05.416 What I like about you 00:39:10.598 --> 00:39:11.509 A- ha 00:39:16.479 --> 00:39:19.142 Hey! Ow! 00:39:19.858 --> 00:39:22.942 Keep on whispering in my ear 00:39:23.027 --> 00:39:25.314 Tell me all the things that I wanna hear 00:39:25.405 --> 00:39:28.694 Cause it's true That's what I like about you 00:39:28.825 --> 00:39:32.068 What I like That's what I like about you 00:39:32.161 --> 00:39:34.369 - Hey, how's it going? - What I like about, hey 00:39:34.455 --> 00:39:37.573 Oh! 00:40:00.023 --> 00:40:01.685 Dr. Coleman's office. 00:40:01.774 --> 00:40:05.814 This is Dr. Dunn's office. I'm calling to confirm your root canal appointment. 00:40:05.945 --> 00:40:09.404 Root canal? That's not fair. They're not my teeth. 00:40:09.490 --> 00:40:11.402 OK, I'm not sure... 00:40:11.576 --> 00:40:15.069 - No, I'm cutting the dentist. - You mean you're cancelling? 00:40:15.413 --> 00:40:19.157 Yeah, cancel. Like I'm gonna take that bullet, please. 00:40:23.546 --> 00:40:27.460 - Evan. - No, Boris. 00:40:27.926 --> 00:40:29.133 Line 27. 00:40:29.844 --> 00:40:31.585 - Thanks. - There you go. 00:40:34.766 --> 00:40:37.429 Whoa! She's blind! 00:40:37.560 --> 00:40:39.392 This sucks. 00:40:40.355 --> 00:40:41.846 - You wanna get that? - No way. 00:40:41.940 --> 00:40:43.977 I'm not answering that thing again. 00:40:45.151 --> 00:40:47.234 - Good to see ya. - OK. 00:40:51.115 --> 00:40:52.856 You're here. 00:40:53.326 --> 00:40:56.364 Um, yeah. I'm here and you're here. 00:40:56.537 --> 00:40:59.621 You look fantastic. Why, are you cancelling the session? 00:40:59.749 --> 00:41:01.490 - No, Kevin. - Evan! 00:41:01.668 --> 00:41:03.830 Evan. Evan. 00:41:04.504 --> 00:41:08.248 - So, shall we go in here and do it? - Are you gonna get that? 00:41:10.218 --> 00:41:13.461 - No. - So, you don't answer your phone. 00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:16.639 I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon, 00:41:16.724 --> 00:41:20.468 - but you lied to me. You're a liar. - Know what? I'll get it. 00:41:21.688 --> 00:41:23.145 Yo. 00:41:24.315 --> 00:41:25.726 What? 00:41:26.192 --> 00:41:28.525 $10,000? For what? 00:41:28.903 --> 00:41:30.860 Halibut! Ew! 00:41:31.155 --> 00:41:33.818 What kind of caterer are you? 00:41:33.908 --> 00:41:35.991 It's disgusting. 00:41:36.077 --> 00:41:37.943 Well, I'm not gonna pay for it. 00:41:38.621 --> 00:41:41.329 Fine, don't show up. See if I care. 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.208 Yeah, I'm cancelling. 00:41:44.711 --> 00:41:46.953 Yeah, well, same to you, dude. 00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:49.621 - So, Ethan... - Evan! 00:41:49.841 --> 00:41:52.208 Evan. I knew that. 00:41:59.851 --> 00:42:03.310 Bates. I've seen him before. Where have I seen him before? 00:42:03.521 --> 00:42:06.309 Like, every day in this torture chamber. 00:42:06.524 --> 00:42:08.265 So, did you talk to your mom? 00:42:08.401 --> 00:42:11.235 Today is a lovely day... 00:42:11.696 --> 00:42:14.939 for a pop quiz! 00:42:15.074 --> 00:42:18.442 All of you should have finished reading "Hamlet" by now. 00:42:18.578 --> 00:42:21.161 I'm going to ask each one of you one question. 00:42:21.330 --> 00:42:24.164 And you will be graded according to your answer. 00:42:24.333 --> 00:42:27.792 Thank God it's "Hamlet". I was in that play in high... 00:42:28.963 --> 00:42:32.252 - I just... I know the play. - Like, that'll help you. 00:42:32.633 --> 00:42:33.965 Mr. Waters. 00:42:34.052 --> 00:42:36.635 Describe the character of Hamlet. 00:42:39.140 --> 00:42:40.597 Um... 00:42:41.434 --> 00:42:45.724 Hamlet... is, uh... one of the big characters. 00:42:46.397 --> 00:42:47.854 I mean, he's Hamlet. 00:42:48.316 --> 00:42:49.602 Um... 00:42:49.734 --> 00:42:52.693 He's just... boppin' around. 00:42:52.904 --> 00:42:55.146 Doesn't know which way's up. 00:42:57.116 --> 00:43:00.200 I don't think the guy's got a clue. 00:43:00.620 --> 00:43:04.660 You mean to say that he is a man... 00:43:04.791 --> 00:43:08.831 - Yeah. - who couldn't make up his... 00:43:09.879 --> 00:43:13.418 - mind. - Mind. Exactly. 00:43:13.674 --> 00:43:15.586 - Very good. - All right. 00:43:15.843 --> 00:43:17.505 - B. - Yeah. 00:43:20.431 --> 00:43:22.639 - Ms. Coleman. - Yes, Mr. Bates? 00:43:23.101 --> 00:43:25.138 What are the central conflicts in "Hamlet"? 00:43:26.270 --> 00:43:30.731 Political, of course, because Claudius usurped his father's throne. 00:43:30.858 --> 00:43:33.566 Oedipal, because of the undercurrents with his mother. 00:43:33.653 --> 00:43:36.441 And then, there's the timeless question of insanity. 00:43:36.572 --> 00:43:40.486 Is he really seeing his father's ghost, or is he simply mad? 00:43:41.911 --> 00:43:45.700 That is seriously... overreaching. 00:43:46.958 --> 00:43:48.449 - F. - F? 00:43:49.001 --> 00:43:52.995 F. Mr. Frenelli. Who is Fortinbras? 00:43:53.089 --> 00:43:55.547 So, I started reading your new book and, 00:43:55.633 --> 00:43:58.717 it just makes me feel really depressed. 00:44:01.472 --> 00:44:03.634 And how do you feel about that? 00:44:05.434 --> 00:44:06.891 Depressed. 00:44:18.197 --> 00:44:20.610 And how do you feel about that? 00:44:26.330 --> 00:44:28.743 She and her best friend aren't speaking, Doctor. 00:44:28.875 --> 00:44:32.710 In her diary, she keeps mentioning this boy. 00:44:32.795 --> 00:44:34.536 And how do you feel about that? 00:44:34.630 --> 00:44:37.122 - Well, I'm worried. - You read her diaries? 00:44:37.633 --> 00:44:39.340 That's gross. 00:44:39.468 --> 00:44:41.801 That's bad. Bad Mom award. 00:44:42.013 --> 00:44:45.723 But I'm concerned that she and this boy might be... 00:44:45.808 --> 00:44:47.800 I mean, you know... 00:44:47.894 --> 00:44:48.884 Stop! 00:44:49.020 --> 00:44:51.854 Stop! Nothing is going on between her and this guy. 00:44:52.106 --> 00:44:56.271 If there was, she wouldn't be writing about it, she'd be out there doing it. 00:44:56.485 --> 00:45:00.820 Her best friend probably isn't talking to her because she likes this guy too. 00:45:01.282 --> 00:45:05.071 He probably even flirted with her. But he secretly likes your daughter. 00:45:05.244 --> 00:45:07.406 He hasn't made his move yet because that wouldn't be cool, 00:45:07.538 --> 00:45:10.372 so now her friend is acting like some psycho freak. 00:45:11.000 --> 00:45:12.536 OK? 00:45:14.128 --> 00:45:17.621 That's very interesting. I never would have thought about it that way. 00:45:18.007 --> 00:45:19.088 Cool, guess we're done. 00:45:22.720 --> 00:45:24.382 - Hey, hold up. - All right. 00:45:27.516 --> 00:45:29.974 Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you? 00:45:30.061 --> 00:45:33.350 I think that'd be fairly pointless, but go ahead. 00:45:33.522 --> 00:45:37.015 By what stretch of the imagination... 00:45:37.151 --> 00:45:41.942 I mean, like, how could I get an F? What mistakes did I make? 00:45:42.073 --> 00:45:45.692 - Grading is subjective. - That was a college-level analysis. 00:45:45.826 --> 00:45:47.783 You're qualified to make that assessment? 00:45:47.870 --> 00:45:50.362 As a matter of fact, I most certainly am. 00:45:50.498 --> 00:45:53.457 Well, in the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done." 00:45:54.919 --> 00:45:57.707 That's Macbeth, you know-nothing twi... 00:45:58.589 --> 00:46:00.672 Bates! Elton Bates! 00:46:01.050 --> 00:46:03.884 - Griffith High School. - How do you know that? 00:46:04.053 --> 00:46:08.548 You asked me, I mean my mom, to the prom, but she turned you down. 00:46:09.600 --> 00:46:12.934 - This is not an appropriate... - Now you're taking it out on her daughter. 00:46:13.020 --> 00:46:15.603 - Aren't you? - I don't know what you're talking about. 00:46:15.731 --> 00:46:19.395 It was a high school dance. You've got to let it go and move on, man. 00:46:19.860 --> 00:46:22.398 If you don't, I'm sure the school board 00:46:22.530 --> 00:46:24.817 would love to hear about your pathetic vendetta 00:46:24.907 --> 00:46:26.318 against an innocent student. 00:46:28.286 --> 00:46:29.402 By the way, Elton, 00:46:29.912 --> 00:46:32.871 she had a boyfriend and you were weird. 00:46:36.043 --> 00:46:38.877 That was amazing! You totally destroyed him. 00:46:39.005 --> 00:46:42.248 I don't think Elton Bates will be giving me trouble anymore. 00:46:42.341 --> 00:46:44.628 - So weird about your mom. - What did she say? 00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:46.501 - About what? - About the audition. 00:46:46.637 --> 00:46:48.594 Oh, right, she said no. 00:46:48.806 --> 00:46:50.047 What? 00:46:51.017 --> 00:46:52.849 Well, it is her rehearsal dinner. 00:46:53.060 --> 00:46:55.677 Don't you think that's rather important, too? 00:46:55.938 --> 00:46:59.522 And you told her this chance would like, never come again? 00:46:59.734 --> 00:47:01.350 She sympathizes, but... 00:47:01.485 --> 00:47:04.023 Don't give us this, Anna. She's totally ruining our lives. 00:47:04.530 --> 00:47:05.941 You are the culprit. 00:47:06.157 --> 00:47:07.773 Your mom has never cared about our music. 00:47:08.451 --> 00:47:12.695 Never cared? Who do you think paid for all of those guitar lessons? 00:47:12.788 --> 00:47:15.371 Did she ever hear a thank you? No, I don't think so. 00:47:15.499 --> 00:47:17.081 Anna, you said it yourself. 00:47:17.209 --> 00:47:21.294 Your mom hasn't paid any attention to you since she started dating that guy. 00:47:21.672 --> 00:47:24.164 - That's not true. - You talk about it enough. 00:47:24.258 --> 00:47:27.296 - I do? - What is up with you today? 00:47:27.428 --> 00:47:30.421 You act like you don't care about this band. 00:47:30.556 --> 00:47:34.641 Look, girls... guys. If it were any other night but tonight... 00:47:34.727 --> 00:47:35.683 Whatever, Anna. 00:47:40.066 --> 00:47:41.523 God. 00:48:02.380 --> 00:48:04.246 - You picked up my car? - Yeah. 00:48:04.340 --> 00:48:06.206 Get out of the car, I'm driving. 00:48:06.384 --> 00:48:08.717 Oh, my God. What have you done to me? 00:48:08.886 --> 00:48:11.594 - Do you like it? - Get out of the car right now! 00:48:13.099 --> 00:48:15.182 - Do you have your permit? - No. 00:48:21.482 --> 00:48:25.601 My hair. It's gone. And what is this? What have you done to my ear? 00:48:25.694 --> 00:48:28.402 - Mom, it's an earring. - Take it out right now. 00:48:28.489 --> 00:48:30.856 - No, it looks cool. - Don't start with me. 00:48:31.033 --> 00:48:33.320 Those clothes are going back first thing tomorrow. 00:48:33.452 --> 00:48:35.284 Why? Everyone likes them. You look great. 00:48:35.496 --> 00:48:38.204 - I look like Stevie Nicks. - Who's he? 00:48:39.333 --> 00:48:42.121 - What are you doing with this? - I'm eating. 00:48:42.211 --> 00:48:44.043 - You cannot eat fast food. - Why not? 00:48:44.171 --> 00:48:47.835 Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs. 00:48:48.759 --> 00:48:50.466 - Come on... - Watch the road. 00:48:52.721 --> 00:48:55.805 Oh, this food will make you blow up like a balloon, 00:48:56.142 --> 00:48:58.304 but it will do nothing whatsoever to me. 00:48:58.394 --> 00:48:59.885 Aw, Mom! 00:49:02.606 --> 00:49:05.565 - Oh, God, this is good. - Mom, that's not fair. 00:49:05.776 --> 00:49:08.439 My first French fry in eight years. 00:49:08.571 --> 00:49:11.154 I can hear the Hallelujah Chorus. 00:49:12.908 --> 00:49:14.945 Road! 00:49:20.416 --> 00:49:23.079 Hi! You back so soon. 00:49:23.294 --> 00:49:26.412 Hey, sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman. You look hot. 00:49:26.547 --> 00:49:28.254 - Two for lunch? - No, Pei-Pei. 00:49:28.424 --> 00:49:30.791 We'd like to speak to you about something we think happened to us, 00:49:30.885 --> 00:49:31.875 at your restaurant. 00:49:31.969 --> 00:49:34.256 - Something that sucks! - Shh, let me handle this. 00:49:34.346 --> 00:49:35.382 OK. 00:49:35.556 --> 00:49:39.721 When we woke up this morning, we weren't... ourselves. 00:49:39.852 --> 00:49:41.138 Yeah. 00:49:41.645 --> 00:49:43.932 Oh. Mama! 00:49:48.486 --> 00:49:51.445 Ay, ay, ay! You come back here! 00:49:56.076 --> 00:49:59.285 - Hello. Hello. - Did you give them the fortune cookie? 00:50:08.088 --> 00:50:10.796 - What did she say? - Oh, she's crazy. 00:50:21.977 --> 00:50:23.809 - Jeez! - Well? 00:50:24.855 --> 00:50:27.268 She don't know what you're talking about. No idea. 00:50:27.358 --> 00:50:29.441 OK, let's have lunch. OK, let's eat. 00:50:29.610 --> 00:50:31.897 - You know what we're talking about. - Let's hit her. 00:50:32.780 --> 00:50:34.897 OK, OK, OK. 00:50:34.990 --> 00:50:36.276 Uh... 00:50:36.659 --> 00:50:39.276 I cannot fix it. Only you can fix it. 00:50:39.411 --> 00:50:41.869 When the fortune come true, then you go back. Not before. 00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:45.453 - What fortune? - From the fortune cookie. 00:50:45.918 --> 00:50:47.875 You find the answer in each other. 00:50:47.962 --> 00:50:51.080 When the fortune come true, then you go back, OK? 00:50:51.173 --> 00:50:52.709 No big deal. 00:50:53.342 --> 00:50:55.834 You mean we're like, stuck in this suck-fest? 00:50:55.928 --> 00:50:59.638 - You're not going to do anything? - How about 10% off catering? 00:50:59.723 --> 00:51:02.090 No, Pei-Pei, I already told you, we have a caterer. 00:51:02.184 --> 00:51:06.394 Uh... actually, there's something I forgot to tell you. 00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.474 OK, good idea! How about I do? 00:51:12.278 --> 00:51:14.861 - What did that fortune say? - Like, I remember? 00:51:14.947 --> 00:51:17.564 - I don't remember either. - I hate this! 00:51:17.700 --> 00:51:21.865 I don't want to get married at 15! It's not even legal. 00:51:22.037 --> 00:51:24.495 I want my room back. I want my friends. 00:51:24.623 --> 00:51:27.115 I want to eat whatever I want when I want. 00:51:27.251 --> 00:51:30.961 - Mommy. - I know, sweetie. It's a hard day. 00:51:31.046 --> 00:51:33.504 It's OK, we'll get through it. Sweetie, breathe. 00:51:33.632 --> 00:51:36.090 Deep breath. We'll go home and find the fortune. 00:51:36.260 --> 00:51:38.377 Oh! 00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:40.966 - My organizer. - Make it stop. 00:51:41.056 --> 00:51:43.389 It's been going off all day. 00:51:45.394 --> 00:51:48.102 Parent-teacher conference! I completely forgot. 00:51:48.230 --> 00:51:50.347 You have to be at Harry's school in 15 minutes. 00:51:50.482 --> 00:51:53.725 - No! I hate teachers. - You have to go. I'll go to your school, 00:51:53.819 --> 00:51:56.903 and take your qualifying exam, and everything will be OK. OK? 00:51:57.072 --> 00:51:59.155 - OK, let's go. - Yeah, but... 00:52:05.247 --> 00:52:06.488 Mom? 00:52:06.582 --> 00:52:08.244 Yeah, whatever. 00:52:09.918 --> 00:52:12.035 Mrs. Coleman. 00:52:13.005 --> 00:52:15.418 All right, let's do this thing. 00:52:15.966 --> 00:52:18.174 OK. Well... 00:52:18.260 --> 00:52:21.753 What can I say about Harry? He... he is a sweet boy. 00:52:22.306 --> 00:52:26.050 But he's having a little trouble with bullies. 00:52:26.727 --> 00:52:29.686 So? That's character-building. 00:52:29.855 --> 00:52:32.097 Kid needs to toughen up. He's kind of a wimp. 00:52:33.776 --> 00:52:37.486 - So, that's it? I can go? - No, not exactly. Uh... 00:52:38.322 --> 00:52:42.236 Harry's very bright, but he's having a problem applying himself, 00:52:42.409 --> 00:52:44.776 - particularly in math. - So, hold him back. 00:52:45.245 --> 00:52:48.738 He's short. He'll fit in, know what I mean? 00:52:49.625 --> 00:52:52.959 Um... Well, you know, he's very good in English. 00:52:53.128 --> 00:52:56.212 I had the class write an essay on who they admire most, 00:52:56.340 --> 00:53:00.459 and he wrote a wonderful paper about your daughter. 00:53:20.948 --> 00:53:22.530 So, what'd she say? 00:53:22.700 --> 00:53:25.158 She showed me the paper you wrote about Anna. 00:53:25.285 --> 00:53:27.026 - You saw that? - Mm-hm. 00:53:27.162 --> 00:53:30.280 - Don't tell her I like her. - Why not? 00:53:30.416 --> 00:53:32.749 Because we have too much fun fighting. 00:53:37.631 --> 00:53:42.126 You know kid, you are way more twisted than I thought. 00:53:45.305 --> 00:53:48.924 - Good try! Loser! - Oh, man! 00:53:51.103 --> 00:53:52.935 Good luck flunking. 00:53:53.605 --> 00:53:56.894 Stacey, I want to talk to you. Come here. 00:53:58.152 --> 00:54:02.021 Why this falling out? We were best friends in sixth grade. 00:54:02.573 --> 00:54:06.237 I know I got involved with my music and you with your cheerleading. 00:54:06.368 --> 00:54:08.735 But why does this have to be World War III? 00:54:08.871 --> 00:54:11.614 All those years of trick-or-treating and sleep-overs. 00:54:12.374 --> 00:54:15.037 Don't you remember any of it? I know I do. 00:54:15.586 --> 00:54:18.124 I mean, how do you feel about that? 00:54:18.213 --> 00:54:21.172 All right, let's all take our seats for the test. 00:54:23.218 --> 00:54:25.050 Sit with me? 00:54:25.387 --> 00:54:28.130 Communication. That's all it takes. 00:54:29.975 --> 00:54:32.467 Hey! There you are. 00:54:33.187 --> 00:54:34.769 - You again. - Look at you. 00:54:35.314 --> 00:54:38.182 Love the hair. 00:54:38.275 --> 00:54:40.858 Got a surprise for you. You're gonna be happy with me. 00:54:40.944 --> 00:54:44.437 - I seriously doubt that. - Great dress. Sexy. 00:54:44.531 --> 00:54:46.898 - Oozing sore! - I don't see anything. 00:54:48.160 --> 00:54:50.994 - Make-up. Great stuff. - Take it easy, stud. 00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:54.447 - Save it for the honeymoon. - You know what? We have to go anyway. 00:54:55.417 --> 00:54:57.750 - No, I have to get that fortune thingy. - No. 00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:01.834 - No time, I've got my sweater on. - No, I just have to go up... 00:55:01.965 --> 00:55:03.797 We have to leave now. We'll spoil the surprise. 00:55:04.259 --> 00:55:06.967 - Watch your step. - OK, OK. 00:55:07.095 --> 00:55:09.462 - Still got your eyes closed? - Yeah. 00:55:09.765 --> 00:55:12.724 All right, relax. Open 'em. 00:55:13.977 --> 00:55:17.470 You're on "The Dottie Robertson Show". They had a last-second cancellation. 00:55:17.606 --> 00:55:19.973 You're on. I got you on The Dottie Robertson Show. 00:55:20.108 --> 00:55:21.394 To talk about that book? 00:55:22.319 --> 00:55:24.527 - Break a leg, honey! - I didn't want to say anything because... 00:55:24.613 --> 00:55:25.899 We're ready for you now, Dr. Coleman. 00:55:25.989 --> 00:55:27.696 I know you get nervous, but you're gonna be great. 00:55:27.825 --> 00:55:28.781 - I'm gonna barf! - Gonna be great. 00:55:28.867 --> 00:55:30.904 - This way. - Go get 'em. 00:55:31.787 --> 00:55:33.323 Watch your step. 00:55:33.997 --> 00:55:35.909 - Right this way and... - I'm really not... 00:55:35.999 --> 00:55:38.036 and right there. There you go. Sorry. 00:55:38.126 --> 00:55:39.037 It's OK. 00:55:39.127 --> 00:55:41.244 Make-up's gonna come to you, sweetie. 00:55:42.214 --> 00:55:45.457 What is this thing? "Through the Looking Glass." 00:55:45.634 --> 00:55:49.969 "Senescence"."Senescence"? "Se-ne-sen-sy..." 00:55:50.055 --> 00:55:51.466 What? 00:55:54.184 --> 00:55:57.518 The sum of the areas of the shaded regions in terms of D 00:55:57.604 --> 00:55:59.891 is equal to: A: D squared times the sum of pi 00:55:59.982 --> 00:56:02.440 divided by four minus D divided by two. 00:56:02.568 --> 00:56:06.608 B: D squared times the sum of pi cubed divided by D minus two. 00:56:06.822 --> 00:56:11.112 What's pi again? 3 point something. This is ridiculous! 00:56:11.201 --> 00:56:13.944 I've never used pi. Anna's never gonna use pi. 00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:15.786 Why is it called pi anyway? 00:56:15.956 --> 00:56:17.322 OK, focus. 00:56:17.457 --> 00:56:20.825 Or C: D cubed minus the sum of pi squared minus D two... 00:56:20.919 --> 00:56:22.000 Psst! 00:56:28.218 --> 00:56:29.675 Miss Brown, she's copying my test. 00:56:57.539 --> 00:57:00.077 - Hey, cheater. - I did not cheat. 00:57:00.292 --> 00:57:02.158 That Stacey Hinkhouse is a conniving little... 00:57:02.294 --> 00:57:03.580 Hey, whatever, it's your business. 00:57:03.670 --> 00:57:06.959 I did not cheat. Don't you smirk at me. 00:57:07.090 --> 00:57:09.798 If you're so perfect, then why are you in detention all the time? 00:57:09.885 --> 00:57:12.298 I'm not in detention. I work here. 00:57:15.724 --> 00:57:18.808 What would you say if I told you I could help you finish your test? 00:57:19.728 --> 00:57:23.187 - Really? - Yeah. 00:57:23.774 --> 00:57:26.562 My publisher doesn't think anybody's gonna know 00:57:26.693 --> 00:57:28.355 what the word "senescence" means. 00:57:29.780 --> 00:57:32.614 - Do you know what it means? - No, please to sit still. 00:57:36.536 --> 00:57:39.904 All right, they keep the tests in the file room. 00:57:39.998 --> 00:57:42.035 We're going through here? 00:57:42.125 --> 00:57:44.663 They're so burned out they won't even notice. Trust me. 00:58:11.738 --> 00:58:13.821 All right. Coleman. 00:58:16.952 --> 00:58:18.193 Anna Coleman. 00:58:18.286 --> 00:58:20.573 My gosh, thank you. 00:58:20.914 --> 00:58:22.450 Now, hurry up and finish your test. 00:58:22.582 --> 00:58:24.790 You know, you really are something, Jake. 00:58:26.253 --> 00:58:28.745 I'll watch the door. 00:58:30.882 --> 00:58:33.499 Loved your book. I actually read this one. 00:58:35.303 --> 00:58:36.635 That makes one of us. 00:58:37.681 --> 00:58:39.047 Ready, and... 00:58:39.182 --> 00:58:41.299 Three, two... 00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:45.432 Hi, and welcome back. We're here with Dr. Tess Coleman, 00:58:45.522 --> 00:58:49.766 author of "Through the Looking Glass: Senescence in Retrograde." 00:58:49.901 --> 00:58:52.439 So, Doctor, tell us about your new book. 00:58:56.950 --> 00:58:58.407 Well... 00:59:00.078 --> 00:59:02.411 I wrote it. 00:59:02.706 --> 00:59:04.538 Yes, you did. 00:59:04.624 --> 00:59:05.956 But tell us... 00:59:06.043 --> 00:59:11.789 what got you interested in the physical and intellectual exhaustion 00:59:11.965 --> 00:59:16.630 that seems to overcome those of us who are, let's say, no longer 20? 00:59:19.264 --> 00:59:22.553 "Senescence", like "senile". Old people! 00:59:23.101 --> 00:59:24.683 Got it, got it. 00:59:25.395 --> 00:59:28.684 And, let's face it, we are tired much of the time. 00:59:29.941 --> 00:59:33.981 That's why I've been craving caffeine all day, I thought I was dying. 01:00:06.686 --> 01:00:09.474 But you still haven't answered the fundamental question. 01:00:10.065 --> 01:00:12.182 Why are we so tired? 01:00:13.318 --> 01:00:15.355 Well... 01:00:15.487 --> 01:00:20.027 Of course we're tired because of our demanding and hectic... 01:00:24.162 --> 01:00:27.530 Do you wanna know why adults are so tired all the time? 01:00:27.833 --> 01:00:31.747 Because they spend their time obsessing about these stupid lame things 01:00:31.837 --> 01:00:34.295 they don't really have to do. Like cooking. 01:00:34.464 --> 01:00:36.581 I mean, have you never heard of take-out? 01:00:36.842 --> 01:00:40.836 And cleaning, let's don't, and say we did! 01:00:41.388 --> 01:00:44.222 And quality time with your kids, 01:00:44.307 --> 01:00:46.549 You know what, quit buggin' 'em! 01:00:46.685 --> 01:00:48.722 Leave 'em alone. They like it. 01:00:52.774 --> 01:00:55.437 I don't remember reading any of this in your book. 01:00:55.527 --> 01:00:56.608 Hello! 01:00:56.778 --> 01:01:00.397 It's called reading between the lines. 01:01:00.490 --> 01:01:02.732 - Oh, my God. - What? 01:01:04.411 --> 01:01:05.367 That's my mom. 01:01:05.537 --> 01:01:06.948 Try listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 01:01:07.038 --> 01:01:09.246 The Vines, The Breeders and, 01:01:09.332 --> 01:01:13.451 if you're excited about something, why do you have to hold it in all the time? 01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:17.254 You know, just scream about it! OK, do this with me, all right? 01:01:17.465 --> 01:01:19.832 Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. 01:01:19.926 --> 01:01:20.791 What are you gonna do? 01:01:26.474 --> 01:01:27.760 Come on, that was pathetic! 01:01:28.101 --> 01:01:31.060 You keep all that bottled up, no wonder you're getting old. 01:01:31.146 --> 01:01:34.230 I'm serious. This guy's hot. What are you gonna do? 01:01:34.357 --> 01:01:36.314 God, your mom's cool. 01:01:36.735 --> 01:01:39.728 I can't hear you! 01:01:41.239 --> 01:01:43.777 Oh, she is dead, worse than dead. 01:01:43.909 --> 01:01:47.778 She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence. 01:01:48.246 --> 01:01:50.704 I've got to get home. Gotta get home! 01:01:53.793 --> 01:01:57.412 I never knew girls existed like you 01:01:58.256 --> 01:02:02.421 She is beautiful, she is beautiful 01:02:03.887 --> 01:02:05.344 The girl is beautiful 01:02:08.099 --> 01:02:10.011 Listen, I need you to give me a ride. 01:02:10.227 --> 01:02:11.763 I thought your mom didn't want you on a bike. 01:02:11.937 --> 01:02:14.145 You know, you're a little too virtuous, kid. 01:02:14.397 --> 01:02:17.014 You know what? I'm late for my second job. 01:02:17.108 --> 01:02:19.145 Just give me the ride. 01:02:19.361 --> 01:02:21.774 I know for a fact my mother will understand. 01:02:21.905 --> 01:02:23.771 You know what, I'm just gonna be very honest with you. 01:02:23.990 --> 01:02:26.698 You seem really different than the person I thought you were. 01:02:27.452 --> 01:02:29.284 I saw what you did to Stacey's test. 01:02:29.579 --> 01:02:32.868 I think you're right. You're too young for me. 01:02:33.083 --> 01:02:35.496 But I don't even know why I did that. 01:02:35.627 --> 01:02:38.040 - It's really not like me, honestly. - Good luck, Anna. 01:02:40.966 --> 01:02:43.299 Come on, they'll let her retake the test. 01:02:45.053 --> 01:02:47.420 That's the first time Tessie's work hasn't put me to sleep. 01:02:47.597 --> 01:02:49.714 I might even read one of those books. 01:02:50.725 --> 01:02:53.593 Hey. Excuse me. Is Dr. Coleman coming out soon? 01:02:53.728 --> 01:02:57.221 Dottie had her escorted from the building 10 minutes ago, sir. 01:02:57.357 --> 01:02:59.314 But she rocks, doesn't she? 01:02:59.442 --> 01:03:01.525 Look, she signed my butt. 01:03:02.946 --> 01:03:04.903 - Yes! - Whoo! 01:03:12.372 --> 01:03:14.705 Can I have a quad shot caramel latte? 01:03:17.794 --> 01:03:19.001 Mrs. Coleman? 01:03:20.297 --> 01:03:22.914 Jake... What are you doing here? 01:03:23.258 --> 01:03:24.624 I work here. 01:03:25.176 --> 01:03:29.090 Hey, I caught the show. You were... great. 01:03:29.222 --> 01:03:32.090 Thanks. How was Anna today? 01:03:32.183 --> 01:03:34.391 I mean, was she nice to you? 01:03:34.978 --> 01:03:39.188 She was stressing a little, but you know how it is with school. 01:03:39.274 --> 01:03:42.563 OK, cause if she wasn't, I'd have to punish her. 01:03:44.362 --> 01:03:45.648 You punish her? 01:03:45.780 --> 01:03:48.363 No mom that listens to The Vines would punish anybody. 01:03:48.825 --> 01:03:50.987 - You like The Vines? - I got the bootlegs. 01:03:51.328 --> 01:03:52.535 Shut up! 01:03:55.540 --> 01:03:57.657 Oh, Anna-banana, it's you! 01:03:57.834 --> 01:03:59.826 - Where's Mom? - She ditched us at the studio. 01:04:01.129 --> 01:04:04.293 Harry, get down from the table this instant! 01:04:04.382 --> 01:04:06.840 I'm imitating Mom. You should've seen her today. 01:04:06.968 --> 01:04:08.755 She was so cool. 01:04:17.145 --> 01:04:19.853 - Ramones. - Love. 01:04:21.149 --> 01:04:25.063 - Uh... White Stripes. - Can't stand 'em. 01:04:25.195 --> 01:04:27.983 I know, me neither. I mean, get a bass player. 01:04:31.076 --> 01:04:34.660 I love this song. Am I so lame that I would love "Baby, One More Time"? 01:04:35.205 --> 01:04:38.494 - Not this cover, it's a classic. - Still believe 01:04:38.583 --> 01:04:42.167 When I'm not with you I lose my mind 01:04:42.295 --> 01:04:46.164 Give me a sign 01:04:46.341 --> 01:04:49.379 Hit me, baby, one more time 01:04:52.597 --> 01:04:56.056 How was I supposed to know? 01:04:58.103 --> 01:05:04.191 Oh, pretty baby I shouldn't have let you go 01:05:06.277 --> 01:05:09.270 - I gotta go. - What? Don't go. 01:05:09.364 --> 01:05:12.448 No, I-I have a wedding rehearsal. 01:05:12.617 --> 01:05:14.483 - Okay, whose? - Mine. 01:05:16.746 --> 01:05:19.489 - Are you serious? - I wish I wasn't. 01:05:21.876 --> 01:05:25.085 Hey. Look, you're not really getting married, are you? 01:05:25.171 --> 01:05:29.006 Please, listen, this was so fun and I'm gonna remember it forever... 01:05:29.134 --> 01:05:30.750 - But you can't just... - Jake. 01:05:30.927 --> 01:05:32.668 Look, I don't know what's going on here, 01:05:32.762 --> 01:05:34.719 I don't know what this whole thing is... 01:05:34.848 --> 01:05:37.761 I just... I feel like I know you. 01:05:39.394 --> 01:05:41.932 - I have to go. Really, I just... - Please. 01:05:43.273 --> 01:05:46.857 Just please, let me at least give you a ride. 01:05:49.237 --> 01:05:50.227 OK. 01:06:13.511 --> 01:06:14.922 There you are, you little monster. 01:06:16.347 --> 01:06:17.554 OK. 01:06:28.359 --> 01:06:31.022 I see trees of green 01:06:32.280 --> 01:06:33.771 Red roses too 01:06:34.782 --> 01:06:37.525 - I see them bloom - Tess? 01:06:37.619 --> 01:06:39.781 - For me and you - Tess! 01:06:39.871 --> 01:06:43.205 And I say to myself - Tess! 01:06:44.417 --> 01:06:49.082 What a wonderful world 01:06:59.682 --> 01:07:02.925 Where have you been? You needed to be dressed a half hour ago. 01:07:03.019 --> 01:07:05.227 - No we're not. - Tell me where you've been, young lady! 01:07:05.355 --> 01:07:06.471 "Young lady"? 01:07:06.981 --> 01:07:08.062 Uh... 01:07:08.816 --> 01:07:12.685 Role playing. Her idea. A new therapeutic technique. 01:07:12.820 --> 01:07:14.436 Switching points of view. 01:07:14.948 --> 01:07:17.611 If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong? 01:07:17.742 --> 01:07:19.734 Earthquake! Save me! 01:07:19.953 --> 01:07:22.036 Get back here, you little... 01:07:22.163 --> 01:07:24.280 Anna, where do I even begin? 01:07:24.374 --> 01:07:26.787 Could it be your career-killing TV appearance? 01:07:26.876 --> 01:07:29.493 Your non-stop partying with my car and wallet? 01:07:29.587 --> 01:07:32.079 Or, perhaps, my body's makeover from hell? 01:07:33.007 --> 01:07:35.374 Are you listening to a word I'm saying? 01:07:35.927 --> 01:07:39.420 - Yes. - And get that cheap stud out of my ear. 01:07:39.514 --> 01:07:41.551 Mom, he is so awesome. 01:07:41.683 --> 01:07:43.675 - Who? - Jake. 01:07:43.768 --> 01:07:46.306 Oh, please, Mommy, can I go out with him? Please? 01:07:46.437 --> 01:07:48.850 Not in Ryan's fiancée's body, you can't. 01:07:49.023 --> 01:07:51.811 What am I supposed to do in Ryan's fiancée's body? 01:07:52.026 --> 01:07:53.983 Go to this thing tonight, be you? 01:07:54.070 --> 01:07:56.437 OK, that's today. What about tomorrow, Mom? 01:07:56.531 --> 01:07:58.147 I really, really, really don't want to get married. 01:07:59.367 --> 01:08:02.360 I don't think you're all that thrilled about me getting married either, Anna. 01:08:04.831 --> 01:08:06.038 Why? 01:08:06.583 --> 01:08:08.791 Why can't we talk about this? 01:08:08.876 --> 01:08:10.913 What is it about Ryan that you don't like? 01:08:11.087 --> 01:08:12.328 He's fine. 01:08:13.298 --> 01:08:15.130 But he's not your father. 01:08:15.216 --> 01:08:18.459 Mom, I really don't want to talk about this right now. 01:08:18.553 --> 01:08:21.671 Time's running out to talk about it, honey. Please tell me. 01:08:22.056 --> 01:08:24.389 Mom, do what you want. 01:08:24.601 --> 01:08:27.093 Marry the dude, just don't make me do it, OK? 01:08:27.186 --> 01:08:28.518 Tess! 01:08:30.648 --> 01:08:32.355 Privacy's a privilege, Anna. 01:08:32.525 --> 01:08:35.142 - Tess! - Go! 01:08:35.570 --> 01:08:36.651 Yo, what's up? 01:08:38.698 --> 01:08:41.532 You know what? I'm not really a prying kind of guy. 01:08:41.618 --> 01:08:44.031 But just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing 01:08:44.162 --> 01:08:45.494 on the eve of our wedding 01:08:45.872 --> 01:08:48.956 straddling some guy on the back of a big, black Harley. 01:08:49.292 --> 01:08:51.284 Hello, it was a Ducati. 01:08:51.419 --> 01:08:53.786 Tess, is there something you'd like to tell me? 01:08:54.047 --> 01:08:56.039 Some fantasy you're trying to get out of your system? 01:08:56.132 --> 01:08:58.169 Because I'd like to know about it now. 01:09:00.053 --> 01:09:01.669 I just needed a ride. 01:09:01.929 --> 01:09:04.387 I... I didn't really even know the guy. 01:09:05.558 --> 01:09:06.674 I... I didn't know what... 01:09:06.809 --> 01:09:09.517 He's a friend of mine, Ryan. 01:09:10.021 --> 01:09:15.062 He likes me and my mom wouldn't let me go out with him, 01:09:15.151 --> 01:09:19.065 so I just had to beg her to check him out for me. 01:09:20.365 --> 01:09:21.856 And she did. 01:09:21.991 --> 01:09:26.861 And, she actually came to find that he's a very together young man. 01:09:27.121 --> 01:09:29.784 And she approves. 01:09:32.418 --> 01:09:34.455 - Really? - Really. 01:09:34.921 --> 01:09:36.457 Snap! 01:09:39.467 --> 01:09:43.256 - Uh-huh. - So, let's do this thingy. 01:09:43.429 --> 01:09:46.718 - You mean our wedding rehearsal? - Yeah, whatever. 01:09:55.733 --> 01:09:57.645 Tell me, baby 01:09:57.777 --> 01:10:02.112 Cause I need to know now, oh, because 01:10:02.198 --> 01:10:06.033 My loneliness is killing me 01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:12.241 And I, I must confess I still believe 01:10:12.375 --> 01:10:13.582 Still believe 01:10:13.751 --> 01:10:14.707 Excuse me. 01:10:16.003 --> 01:10:19.417 When I'm not with you I lose my mind 01:10:19.549 --> 01:10:23.589 Give me a sign 01:10:23.678 --> 01:10:25.340 Hit me ba... 01:10:27.014 --> 01:10:29.757 - What are you doing? - Shotgun! 01:10:29.976 --> 01:10:32.093 - I wanna talk to your mom. - Are you insane? 01:10:32.186 --> 01:10:34.519 - I know I am. - What are you thinking? 01:10:34.647 --> 01:10:37.890 How can you entertain ideas about you and a woman her age? 01:10:37.984 --> 01:10:40.601 What are you talking about? She looks great. 01:10:40.695 --> 01:10:42.652 Really? Wow. 01:10:42.905 --> 01:10:44.897 No! You have to disappear. 01:10:44.991 --> 01:10:46.357 I know it's unconventional. 01:10:46.451 --> 01:10:50.536 I know nothing can happen. I'm not stupid, I just... 01:10:50.621 --> 01:10:53.159 I wanna know her. I wanna be able to talk to her. 01:10:53.249 --> 01:10:56.037 Do not come near my mother or her fiancé, do you understand? 01:10:56.127 --> 01:10:57.663 Man, I don't understand anything. 01:10:57.754 --> 01:11:00.792 For God's sake, Jake, you really need to find someone your own age. 01:11:04.177 --> 01:11:08.592 Anna, you're beautiful, but you're... not her. 01:11:08.681 --> 01:11:11.264 Stop it! Promise you'll leave my mother alone. 01:11:11.350 --> 01:11:12.886 Anna-banana! 01:11:19.275 --> 01:11:21.983 I'll give you one thing, he definitely likes you for your mind. 01:11:38.419 --> 01:11:40.877 Come on! 01:11:48.721 --> 01:11:50.758 All right, let's do this. 01:11:56.145 --> 01:11:58.512 - There we go. - I'll have what... 01:11:58.648 --> 01:12:00.981 - What you doing? - Nothing. Did you bring it? 01:12:01.067 --> 01:12:02.399 Here. Can you get away? 01:12:02.527 --> 01:12:05.895 I'd love to, it's just I'm meeting thousands of 100-year-old people. 01:12:06.072 --> 01:12:09.816 - Those are Ryan's parents. Hi. - It doesn't make them any less old. 01:12:09.951 --> 01:12:13.695 Ryan, do you think I could borrow my mother for just one minute? 01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:15.995 Sure. 01:12:21.629 --> 01:12:24.292 OK, there's got to be some clue here. 01:12:27.176 --> 01:12:31.341 "A journey soon begins, its prize reflected in another's eyes..." 01:12:31.430 --> 01:12:33.888 - OK, that was the switch. - Let me see. 01:12:34.058 --> 01:12:36.015 OK, blah, blah, blah... 01:12:36.102 --> 01:12:39.220 "lack, then selfless love will change you back." 01:12:39.313 --> 01:12:41.521 Great, that means we're stuck like this forever. 01:12:41.649 --> 01:12:44.938 Now is not a moment for your negativity. Let's try to be selfless. 01:12:45.027 --> 01:12:46.939 Give me your hands. 01:12:51.784 --> 01:12:54.026 OK, I'm being selfless. Are you being selfless? 01:12:54.161 --> 01:12:55.368 Yeah, I'm being selfless. 01:12:55.454 --> 01:12:57.741 You're not doing a very good job of it because we're still here. 01:12:57.957 --> 01:13:01.450 Oh right. So now it's my fault. Why is everything always... 01:13:02.670 --> 01:13:03.877 It's Jake. 01:13:04.046 --> 01:13:08.290 He must've followed us. Mom, what are we gonna do? 01:13:08.759 --> 01:13:11.593 Mom? Mom! 01:13:11.888 --> 01:13:14.596 Shh. Don't scream. 01:13:14.682 --> 01:13:15.798 Just listen to us. 01:13:15.933 --> 01:13:17.595 We're half a block away from the House of Blues. 01:13:17.935 --> 01:13:20.473 Just tell 'em you're going to the bathroom, come do the song, 01:13:20.605 --> 01:13:22.312 you'll be back before they know you've gone. 01:13:22.398 --> 01:13:24.856 - I can't. - I tried to learn your solo and I suck. 01:13:24.984 --> 01:13:27.192 - Yeah. - Two bands have gone, and they blew. 01:13:27.320 --> 01:13:29.107 We might have a chance if you come with us. 01:13:29.488 --> 01:13:32.026 No. When I say I can't, you don't know the half of it. 01:13:32.158 --> 01:13:33.820 Anna, don't make me do this. 01:13:45.004 --> 01:13:49.624 What are you doing? If Ryan sees you here, it'll blow everything. 01:13:49.717 --> 01:13:52.255 I know, I'm sorry. It's just... 01:13:52.553 --> 01:13:54.419 - When I look into your eyes... - Stop it! 01:13:54.597 --> 01:13:58.307 Jake, believe me, it is not me you like, it's Anna. 01:13:58.392 --> 01:14:01.430 No, you're the exciting one. The musical one. 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.352 Actually, I learned it all from her. 01:14:03.564 --> 01:14:04.930 I'm tone deaf. 01:14:05.066 --> 01:14:08.184 - Tess? - Shh. Don't move! 01:14:08.277 --> 01:14:10.143 Found it! 01:14:10.237 --> 01:14:11.398 - Found what? - My earring. 01:14:11.489 --> 01:14:13.902 I found it, I thought I lost it. 01:14:16.661 --> 01:14:18.698 Anna's friends decided to crash. 01:14:18.788 --> 01:14:19.619 You guys? 01:14:19.789 --> 01:14:21.451 Know anything about this? 01:14:21.999 --> 01:14:25.492 Well, I think they're trying to get Anna 01:14:25.586 --> 01:14:27.578 to go to an audition at the House of Blues, 01:14:27.713 --> 01:14:31.423 which had to be tonight. But I said no, she had to stay here. 01:14:31.592 --> 01:14:34.050 - You're kidding? - No, that's how it went down. 01:14:34.136 --> 01:14:37.971 I know it's not important and she's just a girl in a stupid rock band... 01:14:38.099 --> 01:14:41.433 Dr. Coleman, dude, I'm really sorry, 01:14:41.519 --> 01:14:43.932 but couldn't we just borrow Anna for like, 20 minutes? 01:14:44.021 --> 01:14:47.640 We'd never ask you or like, anybody for anything ever again. 01:14:47.733 --> 01:14:49.190 I am appalled at you two. 01:14:49.318 --> 01:14:52.152 - I clearly said... - Go. 01:14:52.238 --> 01:14:54.230 - What? - Go. 01:14:54.907 --> 01:14:56.899 - Ryan... - What are you still doing here? 01:14:57.201 --> 01:15:00.035 - Go, right now. - Thank you so much. 01:15:00.121 --> 01:15:02.989 I told you he wouldn't totally ruin your life. Thank you! 01:15:03.082 --> 01:15:06.075 Mr. Dude, you rock! 01:15:07.086 --> 01:15:08.372 Thanks, guys. 01:15:13.634 --> 01:15:16.718 - Are you mad? - No. 01:15:18.931 --> 01:15:21.639 Do you, like, not want to get married now? 01:15:23.602 --> 01:15:24.683 No. 01:15:26.397 --> 01:15:28.684 No, I don't, not if you're going to put me in this role. 01:15:29.775 --> 01:15:32.813 - What role? - The role of insensitive stepfather 01:15:32.903 --> 01:15:35.520 who couldn't care less, or thinks it's a stupid rock band, 01:15:35.614 --> 01:15:39.198 or any of the preposterous things you just said. 01:15:39.285 --> 01:15:41.777 How can you say I don't care? I'm not that guy, Tess. 01:15:41.871 --> 01:15:45.080 And, if that's who you think I am, this is never gonna work. 01:15:45.166 --> 01:15:47.283 When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a history, 01:15:47.418 --> 01:15:49.831 and a family and I respect the hell out of that. 01:15:49.962 --> 01:15:52.625 You've always put the kids first. That's exactly how it should be. 01:15:52.757 --> 01:15:54.589 That's how I want it. 01:15:55.092 --> 01:15:59.336 I never pushed Anna because I want her to like me on her own terms, 01:15:59.430 --> 01:16:01.513 in her own way. 01:16:02.391 --> 01:16:03.848 Wow. 01:16:05.603 --> 01:16:07.595 - That's very cool. - Yeah. 01:16:08.981 --> 01:16:12.440 - Now, what are you still doing here? - What do you mean? 01:16:12.568 --> 01:16:16.482 You should be over there. That's where you want to be. 01:16:16.572 --> 01:16:18.564 Cheering her on, that's where I want you to be. 01:16:18.699 --> 01:16:20.315 - But... - Go on! 01:16:20.451 --> 01:16:23.785 Go. I can hold down the fort here for 20 minutes. 01:16:24.830 --> 01:16:26.913 Wish her luck for me. 01:16:28.334 --> 01:16:29.575 OK. 01:16:44.183 --> 01:16:46.846 - Hold it. - You're not serious, no. 01:16:46.936 --> 01:16:48.017 OK, great. 01:16:48.104 --> 01:16:51.222 I've got ID for once. Thanks. 01:16:53.901 --> 01:16:57.645 Well, you're all dressed up And then you had some place to go 01:16:57.738 --> 01:17:00.446 Yeah, you waited so long 01:17:00.533 --> 01:17:02.445 So, it's a good crowd out there. 01:17:03.828 --> 01:17:06.115 Anna, what are you doing? What's wrong? 01:17:06.205 --> 01:17:08.663 - I can't do this. - Since when do you get nervous? 01:17:08.791 --> 01:17:12.660 - No, I really, really can't. - You rock harder than anyone I know. 01:17:12.795 --> 01:17:15.913 The rocking may be in short supply tonight, girls. 01:17:16.006 --> 01:17:19.215 - What do you mean? - I'm just not myself. 01:17:19.301 --> 01:17:22.544 Anna, look, I know you're stressing. OK, we all are. 01:17:22.638 --> 01:17:25.301 And I know that maybe it won't be brilliant. 01:17:25.391 --> 01:17:28.384 But we'll forgive each other. We'll find some way to laugh about it later. 01:17:28.561 --> 01:17:31.645 Right now, I just really want us to take this shot, OK? 01:17:31.897 --> 01:17:35.186 - We'll still love you, even if it blows. - Yeah. 01:17:35.776 --> 01:17:39.235 OK, I'll try. I mean, how hard can it be? 01:17:39.572 --> 01:17:42.610 Don't forget, we changed the chord progression in the first verse 01:17:42.700 --> 01:17:45.443 from CCD to CDC. 01:17:45.619 --> 01:17:47.326 You play notes? 01:17:48.330 --> 01:17:52.074 I mean, I just thought we could play in the key of rock. 01:17:53.502 --> 01:17:57.621 - Yeah. OK, let's fix your hair. - Yeah, what's with the bun? 01:18:01.594 --> 01:18:04.007 - Mrs. Coleman! - Jake! Stop! 01:18:04.096 --> 01:18:05.678 Look, I knew it, you're running away from him! 01:18:05.806 --> 01:18:09.766 Jake, if you like me at all, you will just leave me alone. 01:18:09.852 --> 01:18:11.969 - Yeah, but... - Please, no. 01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:17.228 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage 01:18:17.318 --> 01:18:20.652 the next act in the KISS FM Wango Tango auditions 01:18:20.738 --> 01:18:25.073 from right here in Los Angeles, let's give it up for Pink Slip. 01:18:35.169 --> 01:18:37.252 Yeah 01:18:38.923 --> 01:18:41.006 Yeah 01:18:43.427 --> 01:18:46.761 Get up, get out Move on, move on, there's no doubt 01:18:46.889 --> 01:18:48.050 Do something! 01:18:48.140 --> 01:18:51.008 ...you're right It's all the same to you 01:18:51.185 --> 01:18:54.849 I'm too thin, too fat You ask why, so why 01:18:54.939 --> 01:18:57.773 So why, so why, so why 01:18:57.900 --> 01:19:00.438 On and on and on 01:19:02.112 --> 01:19:06.527 On and on and on 01:19:06.617 --> 01:19:10.486 Don't wanna grow up I wanna get out 01:19:10.788 --> 01:19:14.327 Hey, take me away 01:19:14.416 --> 01:19:20.128 I wanna shout out Take me away, away, away 01:19:20.214 --> 01:19:26.461 Away, away-ay-ay 01:19:27.096 --> 01:19:30.840 Round and round Here we go again 01:19:30.933 --> 01:19:34.426 Same old start Same old end 01:19:34.520 --> 01:19:39.015 Turn my head I turn back again Same old... 01:19:39.191 --> 01:19:41.433 - What are you doing? - I can't do this. It was horrifying. 01:19:41.527 --> 01:19:44.315 It's OK, I unplugged you. Just go back out there and fake it. 01:19:44.405 --> 01:19:45.646 No, I don't even know how to do that. 01:19:45.739 --> 01:19:48.482 Come on, Mom, you can't tell me you never went to a rock concert. 01:19:49.118 --> 01:19:50.734 OK, I saw the Stones once. 01:19:50.828 --> 01:19:53.662 OK, great! Just go out there and act like Keith. 01:19:53.747 --> 01:19:55.238 Keith, right, yeah. 01:19:55.332 --> 01:19:57.119 - Richards, Mom! - I knew that. 01:19:57.251 --> 01:20:00.039 - Just go act like Keith! - Act like Keith. 01:20:00.170 --> 01:20:02.833 - Not the behavior. - No, just the playing. 01:20:02.965 --> 01:20:05.878 Now get out there, your solo's coming! 01:20:05.968 --> 01:20:09.928 Don't wanna grow up I wanna get out 01:20:10.055 --> 01:20:13.674 Hey, take me away 01:20:13.809 --> 01:20:19.601 I wanna shout out Take me away, away, away 01:20:19.690 --> 01:20:25.812 Away, away-ay-ay 01:20:48.093 --> 01:20:52.178 Don't wanna grow up I wanna get out 01:20:52.264 --> 01:20:55.803 Hey, take me away 01:20:55.893 --> 01:20:57.555 I wanna shout out 01:20:57.644 --> 01:21:02.264 Take me away, away, away 01:21:02.441 --> 01:21:08.733 - Away, away-ay-ay - JAKE: Whoo! Anna, you rock! 01:21:08.822 --> 01:21:12.532 Round and round Here we go again 01:21:12.618 --> 01:21:16.202 Same old story Same old end 01:21:16.288 --> 01:21:20.032 Turn my head I turn back again 01:21:20.167 --> 01:21:24.377 Same old stuff Never ends 01:21:41.397 --> 01:21:44.105 It's a little early, but I think you guys are definitely in. 01:21:44.233 --> 01:21:46.020 All right! 01:21:46.110 --> 01:21:47.817 - Are we in? - Yes! 01:21:49.238 --> 01:21:52.026 It was terrifying. I had no idea what it takes. 01:21:52.116 --> 01:21:53.652 - The guts. - Thanks. 01:21:53.742 --> 01:21:55.028 It's exciting, your music. 01:21:55.494 --> 01:21:58.612 - It's not noise? - Most definitely not noise. 01:22:00.332 --> 01:22:03.245 Oh, my God. Ryan! Come on. 01:22:06.797 --> 01:22:08.254 Anna? 01:22:16.223 --> 01:22:19.716 - My first wedding went like this. - Like what? 01:22:19.852 --> 01:22:23.846 She ran away with the florist, whole thing went right down the tubes. 01:22:24.481 --> 01:22:26.564 - Don't make me hurt you. - Hmm. 01:22:29.778 --> 01:22:32.020 There she is. 01:22:46.420 --> 01:22:47.581 Mom, what's wrong? 01:22:48.172 --> 01:22:50.129 I have to ask you to do something for me. 01:22:50.382 --> 01:22:53.250 Sure, Mom. After what you just did for me, anything. 01:22:53.552 --> 01:22:55.885 It needs to happen now before all the toasts and speeches. 01:22:56.013 --> 01:22:56.878 OK. 01:22:57.431 --> 01:23:00.094 Clearly we're not switching back tonight. 01:23:00.184 --> 01:23:03.222 I need you to tell Ryan that you need to postpone the wedding. 01:23:03.437 --> 01:23:05.474 - What? - No, listen... 01:23:05.647 --> 01:23:09.516 I can see you're not ready for this. And I can wait. 01:23:09.610 --> 01:23:13.775 I was just so happy I wasn't thinking about what's best for you and Harry. 01:23:14.281 --> 01:23:18.275 - But, Mom... - If he loves me like I think he does, 01:23:18.827 --> 01:23:22.411 he'll wait, too. He'll understand. 01:23:22.539 --> 01:23:24.906 He'll be very sweet and gracious about it. 01:23:26.043 --> 01:23:30.959 But please, just please let him know that I love him. 01:23:31.089 --> 01:23:33.376 And be as kind as you possibly can. 01:23:33.467 --> 01:23:35.049 For me. 01:23:36.303 --> 01:23:37.965 OK, Mom. 01:23:38.931 --> 01:23:42.675 - I know exactly what to say. - I'll be along in a minute. 01:23:54.696 --> 01:23:57.814 Um... You should sit down. 01:24:11.463 --> 01:24:12.749 Uh, hi. 01:24:13.507 --> 01:24:14.748 Um... 01:24:15.217 --> 01:24:19.006 I guess I'm gonna start the toasts. 01:24:20.722 --> 01:24:25.308 So, three years ago we had a really bad thing happen in our family. 01:24:25.435 --> 01:24:28.849 We lost a father and a husband. 01:24:29.565 --> 01:24:31.898 I didn't think we'd ever be able to get over it. 01:24:33.277 --> 01:24:38.318 But then... this guy next to me, 01:24:39.533 --> 01:24:41.399 came into the picture. 01:24:42.411 --> 01:24:44.619 And everybody could see I was happy again. 01:24:46.623 --> 01:24:50.833 I was singing in the shower again. Not well, I might add. 01:24:54.339 --> 01:24:58.504 But I was still really worried about my kids, Anna and Harry. 01:24:58.969 --> 01:25:05.682 Whether they'd be able to... accept a new man in their life. 01:25:07.394 --> 01:25:09.807 And, now I know how Anna feels. 01:25:13.150 --> 01:25:15.813 And what she feels is that... 01:25:18.488 --> 01:25:22.152 No one could ever take the place of her dad... 01:25:25.162 --> 01:25:27.324 because he was a really great dad. 01:25:29.291 --> 01:25:34.377 But somebody could, um, be part of a new family. 01:25:35.922 --> 01:25:40.542 Its own kind of cool, new, little unit. 01:25:42.679 --> 01:25:48.641 That for someone as special as Ryan we would all just make a little room. 01:25:51.146 --> 01:25:54.355 Anna really wanted her mom to know that. 01:26:04.326 --> 01:26:06.283 Earthquake! 01:26:28.266 --> 01:26:29.802 Yeah! 01:26:31.645 --> 01:26:34.888 And I am so psyched to be here. 01:26:36.024 --> 01:26:41.065 I guess all I'm trying to say is, Ryan, welcome to our family. 01:26:41.279 --> 01:26:42.486 To the bride and groom. 01:26:44.866 --> 01:26:49.486 - What the hell just happened? - Trust me, you don't want to know. 01:27:20.485 --> 01:27:22.226 Thank you for everything. 01:27:23.697 --> 01:27:26.656 - I love you. - I love you, too. 01:27:30.287 --> 01:27:31.653 What? 01:27:34.750 --> 01:27:36.867 Go. Go! 01:27:42.215 --> 01:27:43.080 - Hi. - Hi. 01:27:46.094 --> 01:27:50.213 Listen, I... feel really stupid. 01:27:51.391 --> 01:27:55.385 You know, I... Yesterday was freaky. 01:27:55.479 --> 01:27:59.189 And, I mean, I see your mom and I like her. 01:27:59.775 --> 01:28:01.983 I mean, not "like her" like her, 01:28:02.110 --> 01:28:03.942 but, you know I mean, I like her as your mom. 01:28:05.781 --> 01:28:08.694 Listen, do you think we could just... 01:28:08.825 --> 01:28:10.737 rewind this whole thing and start again? 01:28:11.578 --> 01:28:13.661 I'd like that. 01:28:17.501 --> 01:28:21.745 So all your words get noticed 01:28:24.174 --> 01:28:27.167 You know, I've been thinking about that kiss. 01:28:27.260 --> 01:28:29.343 Kiss? 01:28:31.723 --> 01:28:33.385 Remind me again how I did it. 01:28:35.352 --> 01:28:36.684 In front of your mom? 01:28:36.853 --> 01:28:39.061 It's OK, she owes me. 01:28:40.315 --> 01:28:43.808 Oh-oh-oh-oh 01:28:45.403 --> 01:28:50.319 And I-I-I 01:28:50.408 --> 01:28:53.947 I think I'll change my ways 01:29:03.547 --> 01:29:08.667 Tomorrow's a brand new day 01:29:15.475 --> 01:29:18.183 Hey, why don't you ask that girl to dance? 01:29:18.270 --> 01:29:20.557 - No way. - Come on, go on over there. 01:29:20.730 --> 01:29:22.187 Stop bugging me. 01:29:22.816 --> 01:29:25.058 Boy, it's true. Youth is wasted on the young. 01:29:26.069 --> 01:29:27.776 You go ask her then, you old fart! 01:29:27.904 --> 01:29:29.145 Now, wait a minute. 01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:31.731 - If I was your age... - Cookie? 01:29:31.950 --> 01:29:35.739 Well, I... Yes, I don't mind if I do. 01:29:36.663 --> 01:29:39.451 Mama! What are you doing? 01:29:39.916 --> 01:29:40.827 Mama! 01:29:41.418 --> 01:29:44.206 Grandpa, Harry! No! 01:29:48.174 --> 01:29:49.881 OK. 01:29:49.905 --> 01:30:04.905 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::. 01:30:06.234 --> 01:30:10.023 You're the kind of friend Who always bends when I'm broken 01:30:10.196 --> 01:30:16.693 Like remember when you took my heart And put it back together again 01:30:18.330 --> 01:30:21.073 I've been wasting time With clueless guys 01:30:21.207 --> 01:30:25.542 But now it's over Let me tell you why I'm through 01:30:25.921 --> 01:30:29.915 I've met someone new Who's just like you 01:30:30.008 --> 01:30:32.876 You're it You're the ultimate 01:30:33.094 --> 01:30:35.882 It's automatic I'm sure of it 01:30:36.014 --> 01:30:38.882 No lie So don't even try 01:30:39.392 --> 01:30:42.476 To tell me that you're not the guy 01:30:42.562 --> 01:30:45.350 Cause I been waitin' all my life 01:30:45.482 --> 01:30:47.849 For someone just like you 01:30:48.276 --> 01:30:51.144 You're it You're the ultimate 01:30:51.237 --> 01:30:52.694 You 01:30:57.744 --> 01:31:00.077 You're the kind of guy Whose hand's in mine 01:31:00.205 --> 01:31:03.198 Sends shivers up and down my spine 01:31:03.750 --> 01:31:07.118 I want to do to you What you do to me 01:31:09.714 --> 01:31:11.831 You're the kind of guy That blows my mind 01:31:12.258 --> 01:31:13.465 And now it's my turn 01:31:13.593 --> 01:31:17.132 You've been right in front of me 01:31:17.263 --> 01:31:21.223 Everything I need Why didn't I see? 01:31:21.518 --> 01:31:24.431 You're it You're the ultimate 01:31:24.646 --> 01:31:27.480 It's automatic I'm sure of it 01:31:27.565 --> 01:31:30.433 No lie So don't even try 01:31:30.986 --> 01:31:33.273 To tell me that you're not the guy 01:31:33.822 --> 01:31:36.565 Cause I been waiting all my life 01:31:36.908 --> 01:31:38.774 For someone just like you 01:31:39.536 --> 01:31:43.155 You're it You're the ultimate you 01:32:06.730 --> 01:32:09.689 You're it You're the ultimate 01:32:10.108 --> 01:32:12.725 It's automatic I'm sure of it 01:32:12.861 --> 01:32:15.695 No lie So don't even try 01:32:16.239 --> 01:32:18.822 To tell me that You're not the guy 01:32:19.200 --> 01:32:21.863 Cause I been waiting all my life 01:32:22.203 --> 01:32:24.570 For someone just like you 01:32:24.873 --> 01:32:27.957 You're it You're the ultimate you 01:32:30.962 --> 01:32:34.876 You're it You're the ultimate you 01:32:52.859 --> 01:32:55.397 Imagine me and you I do 01:32:55.487 --> 01:32:58.104 I think about you day and night It's only right 01:32:58.198 --> 01:33:00.736 To think about the girl you love And hold her tight 01:33:00.825 --> 01:33:03.613 So happy together 01:33:03.745 --> 01:33:06.283 If I should call you up Invest a dime 01:33:06.372 --> 01:33:08.910 And you say you belong to me And ease my mind 01:33:09.000 --> 01:33:11.583 Imagine how the world could be So very fine 01:33:11.669 --> 01:33:14.787 So happy together 01:33:14.923 --> 01:33:18.382 I can't see me Loving nobody but you 01:33:18.468 --> 01:33:20.551 For all my life 01:33:20.637 --> 01:33:23.721 When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue 01:33:23.807 --> 01:33:25.890 For all my life 01:33:27.102 --> 01:33:29.264 Me and you And you and me 01:33:29.354 --> 01:33:31.937 No matter how they toss the dice It has to be 01:33:32.023 --> 01:33:34.561 The only one for me is you And you for me 01:33:34.651 --> 01:33:37.769 So happy together 01:33:37.862 --> 01:33:40.104 If I should call you up Invest a dime 01:33:40.198 --> 01:33:42.861 And you say you belong to me And ease my mind 01:33:42.951 --> 01:33:45.489 Imagine how the world would be So very fine 01:33:45.578 --> 01:33:48.992 So happy together Yeah, yeah 01:33:49.082 --> 01:33:52.200 I can't see me Loving nobody but you 01:33:52.293 --> 01:33:54.501 For all my life 01:33:54.587 --> 01:33:57.671 When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue 01:33:57.757 --> 01:34:00.591 For all my life 01:34:00.677 --> 01:34:03.420 For all my life 01:34:03.513 --> 01:34:05.175 Yeah! 01:34:09.102 --> 01:34:15.099 Don't you run Ease my mind 01:34:15.191 --> 01:34:20.858 Ease my mind Easy my mind! 01:34:20.947 --> 01:34:23.940 I can't see me Loving nobody but you 01:34:24.033 --> 01:34:26.116 For all my life 01:34:26.202 --> 01:34:29.445 When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue 01:34:29.539 --> 01:34:33.408 For all my life 01:34:33.501 --> 01:34:36.118 So happy together 01:34:36.212 --> 01:34:38.920 So happy together 01:34:39.007 --> 01:34:41.715 So happy together