WEBVTT 00:00:00.393 --> 00:00:20.393 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:49.417 --> 00:00:53.542 (Larry) you see, after all is said and done, 00:00:53.542 --> 00:00:56.208 the only thing you can be really sure of, 00:00:56.208 --> 00:00:57.667 the only thing you can really count on 00:00:57.667 --> 00:01:00.041 in this world, 00:01:00.041 --> 00:01:03.333 is that you just never fucking know. 00:01:03.333 --> 00:01:06.250 I bet the last thing you were thinkin' about 00:01:06.250 --> 00:01:08.375 when you were tying your shoelaces this morning 00:01:08.375 --> 00:01:12.709 was that there was a chance that by the end of the day, this day, 00:01:12.709 --> 00:01:15.959 those same shoelaces were goin' to be untied 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:18.709 by somebody working for the coroner's office. 00:01:18.709 --> 00:01:21.250 Am I right? 00:01:21.250 --> 00:01:25.083 I'm right, right? 00:01:25.083 --> 00:01:28.458 Hey! get the fuck out of here! 00:01:28.458 --> 00:01:29.917 What, you wanna know about this? 00:01:29.917 --> 00:01:31.417 Get the fuck out of here! 00:01:31.417 --> 00:01:33.625 Take that shit to the dry cleaners. 00:01:33.625 --> 00:01:34.208 Now! 00:01:37.667 --> 00:01:39.083 [Sighs] 00:01:39.083 --> 00:01:40.834 Sorry. long day. 00:01:40.834 --> 00:01:43.125 Where was I? Ok. 00:01:43.125 --> 00:01:43.959 You know, the human body is, like, 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:47.125 80 percent moisture, right? 00:01:47.125 --> 00:01:51.375 How much do you weigh? 165? 170? 00:01:51.375 --> 00:01:55.208 Now, I figure if you could somehow extract 00:01:55.208 --> 00:01:57.208 80 percent of that, 00:01:57.208 --> 00:02:01.166 you'd have... Give me a second... 00:02:01.166 --> 00:02:02.709 34 pounds 00:02:02.709 --> 00:02:05.709 of, like, solid, 00:02:05.709 --> 00:02:08.750 not meat... 00:02:08.750 --> 00:02:11.333 It'd be more like beef jerky, you know? 00:02:11.333 --> 00:02:15.250 But with hair and bones and teeth, 00:02:15.250 --> 00:02:18.875 shriveled-up tattoos and whatnot. 00:02:18.875 --> 00:02:20.875 Probably be, like, this big. 00:02:20.875 --> 00:02:23.333 In any event, 00:02:23.333 --> 00:02:25.375 you're startin' to follow my drift here, papi? 00:02:25.375 --> 00:02:30.166 Because somebody has some money that belongs to Louis. 00:02:30.166 --> 00:02:31.625 Is it you, perchance? 00:02:31.625 --> 00:02:36.500 Is it you that has some money that belongs to Louis? 00:02:36.500 --> 00:02:37.667 No, no. 00:02:37.667 --> 00:02:38.208 - Is it? - No. 00:02:38.208 --> 00:02:39.625 - Is it? - No. 00:02:39.625 --> 00:02:40.792 No? sure? 00:02:40.792 --> 00:02:43.250 - Yeah. - ok. 00:02:43.250 --> 00:02:45.291 I'm gonna start this thing and leave. 00:02:48.208 --> 00:02:50.375 What do you think? Permanent press or delicate? Nah. 00:02:54.542 --> 00:02:56.667 Wouldn't be appropriate if I asked you 00:02:56.667 --> 00:02:57.917 if you had change for a dollar. 00:02:57.917 --> 00:02:59.500 I got it. I got it. 00:02:59.500 --> 00:03:02.375 All right. Calm down. I just need 4 quarters. 00:03:02.375 --> 00:03:06.250 No. I got Louis's money. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:08.834 Oh. you got it. 00:03:08.834 --> 00:03:10.166 Yeah, I do. 00:03:10.166 --> 00:03:15.250 Well, I got some of it, anyways. 00:03:17.375 --> 00:03:20.375 Nah, this isn't what we talked about. 00:03:20.375 --> 00:03:21.667 Nah, this is-- it's fucking simple. 00:03:21.667 --> 00:03:24.583 - Fuckin' breaking the contract. - (Man) Absolutely right. 00:03:24.583 --> 00:03:25.834 - It's very simple. I give you, you give me. 00:03:25.834 --> 00:03:28.500 You don't give me, that's not right. Breach of contract. 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:30.750 You're fuckin' up. That's what you're doing. 00:03:30.750 --> 00:03:33.083 What do you think I'm out here for? I'm asking you a question. 00:03:33.083 --> 00:03:33.875 - What do you think I'm out here for, huh? - Louis, 00:03:33.875 --> 00:03:36.291 I'm really scared now. 00:03:36.291 --> 00:03:38.208 You're scared now? I don't give a fuck. 00:03:38.208 --> 00:03:39.583 I told you not to let this get out of control, didn't I? 00:03:39.583 --> 00:03:41.625 What'd I tell you? I told you that, right? Right? 00:03:41.625 --> 00:03:44.375 Listen, here's what you're gonna do for me, ok? 00:03:44.375 --> 00:03:45.250 You're gonna come see me tomorrow 00:03:45.250 --> 00:03:48.083 and you're gonna bring me something. 00:03:48.083 --> 00:03:50.375 Ok, you hear me? - Yes. Yes, I do. 00:03:50.375 --> 00:03:52.458 Something to scale, all right? 00:03:52.458 --> 00:03:54.333 Otherwise I can't--i can't talk to you no more, all right? 00:03:54.333 --> 00:03:56.959 I'm gonna have to send jiggly over, 00:03:56.959 --> 00:03:59.208 and he's gonna have to settle up with you. 00:03:59.208 --> 00:04:01.208 You come to me tomorrow or he goes to you tomorrow. Very simple. 00:04:01.208 --> 00:04:03.041 - I'll be here tomorrow. - Yeah? 00:04:03.041 --> 00:04:04.667 - That's good. - And I'm not kiddin' ya. 00:04:04.667 --> 00:04:06.166 - Get the fuck out of here now. - Ok? 00:04:06.166 --> 00:04:08.709 Get the fuck... Go, you fuckin'... 00:04:08.709 --> 00:04:10.208 Fuckin' roach. 00:04:10.208 --> 00:04:12.709 Fucking class of people. 00:04:12.709 --> 00:04:14.750 I'm in Siberia around here. 00:04:14.750 --> 00:04:15.250 I know. 00:04:15.250 --> 00:04:17.417 Fuck this city. 00:04:17.417 --> 00:04:18.375 I don't know how you guys cut it out here. 00:04:18.375 --> 00:04:21.417 It's, uh, it's gigli, by the way. 00:04:21.417 --> 00:04:23.291 - What? - my name is gi-- 00:04:23.291 --> 00:04:25.208 pronounced "zhee-Lee." It rhymes with "really. 00:04:25.208 --> 00:04:27.041 Is that right? Is that so? 00:04:27.041 --> 00:04:28.417 Yeah. 00:04:28.417 --> 00:04:30.125 All right. Well, you know what, 00:04:30.125 --> 00:04:32.083 I'll remember that for the next time, then. 00:04:32.083 --> 00:04:32.917 Meanwhile, you got somethin' for me, gigli... 00:04:32.917 --> 00:04:35.625 Rhymes with really? 00:04:35.625 --> 00:04:37.792 It's--it's about half. 00:04:37.792 --> 00:04:39.750 Half? 00:04:39.750 --> 00:04:40.917 Half for today. 00:04:40.917 --> 00:04:42.709 Believe me, that's all the guy had. 00:04:42.709 --> 00:04:44.917 You know, it's better than nothin'. 00:04:44.917 --> 00:04:47.917 How about it's not better than nothin', you fuckin' idiot? 00:04:47.917 --> 00:04:48.959 Better is fuck the money 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:50.875 and then you hurt him, it's to spread the word. 00:04:50.875 --> 00:04:53.792 Since when are you authorized to make corporate policy decisions? 00:04:53.792 --> 00:04:56.583 I'm sorry, Louis. I didn't know. I'm sorry. 00:04:56.583 --> 00:04:57.875 Are you all they got to offer around here? 00:04:57.875 --> 00:05:03.291 You're supposed to be like this vicious, fuckin' mad dog. 00:05:03.291 --> 00:05:05.250 I'm sorry. 00:05:10.166 --> 00:05:11.959 Walk with me. 00:05:13.291 --> 00:05:15.709 There is a certain individual 00:05:15.709 --> 00:05:17.333 who is creating very substantial difficulties 00:05:17.333 --> 00:05:20.959 for a dear friend of mine in New York. 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:23.333 Now, this certain party 00:05:23.333 --> 00:05:25.583 is very bullheaded and seems to be removed 00:05:25.583 --> 00:05:28.417 from what i would like to call my sphere of influence. 00:05:28.417 --> 00:05:30.125 All right, how can I help? 00:05:30.125 --> 00:05:32.291 The plot needs a twist. 00:05:32.291 --> 00:05:35.834 The individual needs to be touched in some manner as to, uh, 00:05:35.834 --> 00:05:37.333 convince him of the error of his ways 00:05:37.333 --> 00:05:39.667 before he can hurt other people, 00:05:39.667 --> 00:05:41.834 particularly my friend from New York. 00:05:41.834 --> 00:05:44.375 Right. 00:05:44.375 --> 00:05:47.959 Now, this certain individual, he's got a, uh, 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:51.959 a beloved relative with certain psychological defects. 00:05:54.500 --> 00:05:57.000 I want the relative gotten, all right? 00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:01.500 And I want him, for the time being, held onto. 00:06:01.500 --> 00:06:03.500 Perhaps then 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:05.500 reason can prevail. 00:06:05.500 --> 00:06:07.000 You--you're following all this? 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:09.291 Yeah, all of it. 00:06:09.291 --> 00:06:11.125 All of it. 00:06:11.125 --> 00:06:12.625 Got it. 00:06:41.250 --> 00:06:43.000 All right. Wait. Whoa. Whoa. 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:45.250 Where is he? 00:06:45.250 --> 00:06:46.625 Over there. 00:06:46.625 --> 00:06:48.458 Right there? That's him? 00:06:48.458 --> 00:06:49.875 All right. 00:06:49.875 --> 00:06:51.625 Thanks. 00:06:51.625 --> 00:06:53.834 I'm all right. You can go outside. I'm ok. 00:06:53.834 --> 00:06:54.667 Thanks. 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:19.959 Hey. 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:21.917 Are you Brian? 00:07:21.917 --> 00:07:23.000 Huh? 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:25.041 Brian. 00:07:26.583 --> 00:07:27.542 I know you're Brian. 00:07:27.542 --> 00:07:31.000 Your friend ratted you out back there. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:32.875 Hello? 00:07:36.625 --> 00:07:37.750 What are you, uh, eatin' there? 00:07:37.750 --> 00:07:40.625 What do you got, uh? What are those, Polly seeds? 00:07:40.625 --> 00:07:43.333 They're not. You're stupid. 00:07:43.333 --> 00:07:44.333 I'm stupid. 00:07:44.333 --> 00:07:46.917 They look like Polly seeds to me. 00:07:46.917 --> 00:07:50.208 - They're sunflower seeds. - It's the same thing. 00:07:50.208 --> 00:07:52.500 We just called them Polly seeds when I was a kid. 00:07:52.500 --> 00:07:56.083 You must be the stupidest person, you piss-head, pisser-fucker. 00:07:59.291 --> 00:08:01.125 [Sighs] ahem. all right, look. 00:08:01.125 --> 00:08:05.250 Me and you, we're supposed to go for a quick walk. You ready? 00:08:05.250 --> 00:08:06.792 Yeah, we gotta go take a walk around the block. 00:08:06.792 --> 00:08:10.208 - What do you say? - I won't give anybody my seeds. 00:08:10.208 --> 00:08:12.458 Barry always asks why I don't give anybody any. 00:08:12.458 --> 00:08:14.667 Don't worry about it. Keep those. 00:08:14.667 --> 00:08:16.291 That's for you, ok? 00:08:16.291 --> 00:08:18.375 Come on, let's go. We're gonna take a walk. Come on. 00:08:18.375 --> 00:08:20.542 - [Yelps] what did that?! - Shh. 00:08:20.542 --> 00:08:24.000 He's kiddin'. He's kiddin'. He's kiddin'. 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:24.792 Ah... 00:08:31.291 --> 00:08:33.542 Sorry about that. 00:08:33.542 --> 00:08:36.709 All right, look, it's real simple. 00:08:36.709 --> 00:08:38.458 You and i are gonna go outside and take a little walk. 00:08:38.458 --> 00:08:40.625 I won't grab you again, ok? 00:08:42.750 --> 00:08:46.250 - I have to go to the baywatch. - I'm sorry, what? 00:08:46.250 --> 00:08:49.500 I have to go to the baywatch. I was gonna go. 00:08:49.500 --> 00:08:51.208 You wanna watch baywatch? 00:08:51.208 --> 00:08:53.208 Roll by my apartment, we'll turn on baywatch. 00:08:53.208 --> 00:08:56.667 Ah! you're the stupidest person. You're the stupidest person. 00:08:56.667 --> 00:08:57.917 Not television. The baywatch. 00:08:57.917 --> 00:09:00.458 Oh. 00:09:00.458 --> 00:09:01.250 The baywatch? 00:09:01.250 --> 00:09:03.208 Yeah, the baywatch. 00:09:03.208 --> 00:09:04.375 Ok. all right. 00:09:04.375 --> 00:09:07.375 Yeah. the baywatch. 00:09:07.375 --> 00:09:09.083 Can I go? 00:09:13.458 --> 00:09:14.166 You wanna go now? 00:09:14.166 --> 00:09:17.375 To the baywatch. 00:09:17.375 --> 00:09:19.709 Yeah. I'm goin' there. 00:09:19.709 --> 00:09:22.333 I was on my way. 00:09:22.333 --> 00:09:24.583 [Both laughing] 00:09:24.583 --> 00:09:26.166 - Yes, I would. - All right. 00:09:26.166 --> 00:09:27.709 - Yes, I would. - Let's go, let's go. 00:09:27.709 --> 00:09:29.166 Let's go. 00:09:32.458 --> 00:09:33.709 Come on, let's go. 00:09:33.709 --> 00:09:36.667 Ok, I gotta get my radio. I gotta get my radio. 00:09:36.667 --> 00:09:37.041 The music's gonna be good there. 00:09:37.041 --> 00:09:38.208 Ok, good. 00:09:38.208 --> 00:09:41.792 [Whooping] 00:09:43.166 --> 00:09:44.250 Baywatch! 00:09:44.250 --> 00:09:46.417 [Chuckling] 00:09:46.417 --> 00:09:47.750 Here we come. 00:09:47.750 --> 00:09:48.625 Hey, uh, wait a minute. 00:09:48.625 --> 00:09:51.583 You hear that, now? What is that? 00:09:51.583 --> 00:09:54.583 You hear that? - No. 00:09:54.583 --> 00:09:57.542 Yep, it's my walkie-talkie callin'. 00:09:57.542 --> 00:09:59.125 Yeah, hello? 00:09:59.125 --> 00:10:00.875 Hey, I told you, don't ever bother me again 00:10:00.875 --> 00:10:03.083 when I'm takin' trips with my friends. 00:10:03.083 --> 00:10:05.417 Yep. 00:10:05.417 --> 00:10:07.291 What? no, we're goin' to the baywatch. 00:10:07.291 --> 00:10:10.083 Yep, that's right, the baywatch. 00:10:10.083 --> 00:10:11.917 Huh? 00:10:11.917 --> 00:10:12.709 No! 00:10:12.709 --> 00:10:15.417 Holy mackerel. 00:10:15.417 --> 00:10:17.250 Would you know when they're gonna be open again? 00:10:17.250 --> 00:10:18.750 Ah, ok. 00:10:18.750 --> 00:10:21.875 We'll call you tomorrow for the update. Ok. 00:10:23.250 --> 00:10:24.917 How do you like that? 00:10:24.917 --> 00:10:27.625 The baywatch is closed today. 00:10:27.625 --> 00:10:29.083 No. 00:10:29.083 --> 00:10:30.959 Tomorrow we'll go. We'll go tomorrow. 00:10:30.959 --> 00:10:33.000 I can't believe it. 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:34.667 This always happens like that, right? 00:10:34.667 --> 00:10:35.417 When you-- when you plan a big trip. 00:10:35.417 --> 00:10:38.792 [Phone ringing] 00:10:41.125 --> 00:10:41.709 Hello. 00:10:41.709 --> 00:10:44.542 Hello there. P.O.B. 00:10:44.542 --> 00:10:45.458 What does that mean? 00:10:45.458 --> 00:10:48.125 P.o.b. limo drivers say that. 00:10:48.125 --> 00:10:49.667 That's good. What does it mean? 00:10:49.667 --> 00:10:51.208 P.o.b. passenger on board. 00:10:51.208 --> 00:10:52.333 Already, huh? 00:10:52.333 --> 00:10:54.291 (Larry) yeah, already. 00:10:54.291 --> 00:10:55.500 That's good. 00:10:55.500 --> 00:10:56.667 You headed back to your place? 00:10:56.667 --> 00:10:57.959 I am, I am. 00:10:57.959 --> 00:10:59.792 (Louis) good. we'll talk later. 00:10:59.792 --> 00:11:01.709 Yeah, we'll talk later. 00:11:11.667 --> 00:11:12.917 Come on in. It's all right. 00:11:12.917 --> 00:11:14.250 I don't bite. 00:11:14.250 --> 00:11:16.750 Come on. 00:11:21.291 --> 00:11:22.792 Hey, you hungry? 00:11:22.792 --> 00:11:24.166 I got food. 00:11:24.166 --> 00:11:25.333 Huh? 00:11:25.333 --> 00:11:28.125 You thirsty? 00:11:28.125 --> 00:11:28.959 I want a soda. 00:11:28.959 --> 00:11:30.250 You want a soda? I'm out of soda. 00:11:30.250 --> 00:11:31.667 Want a water? 00:11:31.667 --> 00:11:33.792 Huh? hey, you want a water? 00:11:33.792 --> 00:11:35.750 I'll get you a water. 00:11:41.208 --> 00:11:42.583 All right. How is that? 00:11:42.583 --> 00:11:43.875 Good? 00:11:51.250 --> 00:11:52.375 I wanna go home. 00:11:52.375 --> 00:11:55.208 All right, you got to stay here for a little bit. 00:12:00.959 --> 00:12:01.583 No, I wanna go home. 00:12:01.583 --> 00:12:03.875 No, we got to stay here. 00:12:03.875 --> 00:12:05.417 Can't do it right now. 00:12:05.417 --> 00:12:08.750 So maybe you wanna watch t.V. Or cartoons? 00:12:08.750 --> 00:12:10.375 I wanna go home. 00:12:10.375 --> 00:12:13.250 We got to stay here. 00:12:13.250 --> 00:12:15.208 No. 00:12:15.208 --> 00:12:18.583 - Brian, what are you doin'? - Take me home now. 00:12:18.583 --> 00:12:20.083 - Stop. - hey! 00:12:20.083 --> 00:12:21.417 Fuck all of you! You stupid soup-fucker! 00:12:21.417 --> 00:12:22.709 What? 00:12:22.709 --> 00:12:24.417 Don't do that, motherfucker! 00:12:24.417 --> 00:12:25.834 Brian, what's wrong with you? Cut that out. 00:12:25.834 --> 00:12:29.041 Cut it out! Stop! Stop! Be quiet! 00:12:29.041 --> 00:12:30.834 - I'm goin' to the baywatch. - Brian! 00:12:30.834 --> 00:12:32.917 - I'm goin' to the baywatch. - Hey! 00:12:32.917 --> 00:12:36.583 I'm goin' to the baywatch. 00:12:36.583 --> 00:12:38.333 All right. 00:12:41.583 --> 00:12:42.667 [Burps] 00:12:42.667 --> 00:12:43.166 Where are my seeds? 00:12:43.166 --> 00:12:45.166 Huh? 00:12:45.166 --> 00:12:47.709 They're sunflower seeds, idiot. 00:12:47.709 --> 00:12:49.500 - They're right there. - They're sunflower seeds! 00:12:49.500 --> 00:12:51.917 Ok, they're right there. 00:12:51.917 --> 00:12:53.125 - They're sunflower seeds! - Behind you. 00:12:53.125 --> 00:12:54.583 They're right there. 00:12:54.583 --> 00:12:56.083 Right there. 00:12:57.208 --> 00:12:58.875 Ok. 00:13:01.417 --> 00:13:05.333 [Doorbell ringing] 00:13:05.333 --> 00:13:07.417 Stay here. 00:13:07.417 --> 00:13:09.500 Everything's fine. 00:13:09.500 --> 00:13:11.375 Just kiddin' around. 00:13:23.458 --> 00:13:25.125 Hello. 00:13:25.125 --> 00:13:25.917 Hi. 00:13:27.750 --> 00:13:29.000 May I be of some assistance? 00:13:31.125 --> 00:13:33.083 Well, that remains to be seen. 00:13:33.083 --> 00:13:34.709 - [Chuckling] - look, I'm-- 00:13:34.709 --> 00:13:36.250 I'm sorry to bother you. It's just, uh... 00:13:36.250 --> 00:13:38.333 I was wondering if it wouldn't be 00:13:38.333 --> 00:13:40.208 too much trouble if i could use your phone for a second. 00:13:40.208 --> 00:13:41.959 - That's-- I, uh... - Right. 00:13:41.959 --> 00:13:44.166 I just took a one-bedroom in the front, 00:13:44.166 --> 00:13:45.291 and I've been waitin' all day 00:13:45.291 --> 00:13:48.041 for the phone company to come hook me up, but... 00:13:48.041 --> 00:13:50.000 Yeah, it's just kind of a bad... 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:52.291 It'll only take a second, i promise. 00:13:52.291 --> 00:13:55.959 You know, it's probably a local call. 00:13:55.959 --> 00:13:57.041 I can't. I'm sorry, you know. 00:13:57.041 --> 00:13:59.500 I'll be in and out before you know it. 00:13:59.500 --> 00:14:01.542 I promise. 00:14:01.542 --> 00:14:04.125 Just leave a faint scent. 00:14:05.291 --> 00:14:07.834 [Sighs] 00:14:07.834 --> 00:14:10.834 Yeah, all right. Come on in. 00:14:10.834 --> 00:14:12.500 Thank you. 00:14:12.500 --> 00:14:15.500 Sure. 00:14:15.500 --> 00:14:17.834 It's, uh... The phone's right there. 00:14:17.834 --> 00:14:18.500 I promise it'll only take a minute. 00:14:18.500 --> 00:14:20.166 All right. 00:14:23.834 --> 00:14:25.250 Ahem. 00:14:35.375 --> 00:14:37.875 Hello. 00:14:39.834 --> 00:14:42.291 What are you doin'? Go sit down. Go in the kitchen. 00:14:43.750 --> 00:14:45.458 These computer answering things, 00:14:45.458 --> 00:14:47.375 they drive me nuts. 00:14:47.375 --> 00:14:49.291 You're makin' a telephone call. 00:14:49.291 --> 00:14:51.208 That's right, she's makin' a telephone call. 00:14:51.208 --> 00:14:52.542 Don't call baywatch because they're closed today. 00:14:52.542 --> 00:14:53.625 [Chuckling] 00:14:53.625 --> 00:14:56.166 I wouldn't think of it. 00:15:12.625 --> 00:15:14.542 I'm sorry, I got to ask. 00:15:14.542 --> 00:15:16.959 Do we know each other? 00:15:17.709 --> 00:15:19.458 Not yet. 00:15:21.750 --> 00:15:23.417 I'm ricki. 00:15:23.417 --> 00:15:26.542 Larry. 00:15:26.542 --> 00:15:27.792 Larry giggly, right? 00:15:27.792 --> 00:15:30.417 I saw it on the mailbox. 00:15:30.417 --> 00:15:33.750 Yeah, it's pronounced "zhee-Lee," like, uh... 00:15:33.750 --> 00:15:35.583 Rhymes with "really." 00:15:35.583 --> 00:15:38.166 It's nice to meet you, Larry gigli. 00:15:38.166 --> 00:15:38.583 Nice to meet you, Larry. 00:15:38.583 --> 00:15:39.667 [Chuckling] 00:15:39.667 --> 00:15:42.208 What's your name? 00:15:43.917 --> 00:15:45.291 Bob. 00:15:45.291 --> 00:15:46.792 You're stupid. That's not my name. 00:15:46.792 --> 00:15:48.125 That's not your name? 00:15:48.125 --> 00:15:49.500 What is your name, sweetie? 00:15:49.500 --> 00:15:50.834 That's it. His name's Bob. 00:15:50.834 --> 00:15:51.917 His name's not Bob. 00:15:51.917 --> 00:15:53.250 Your name is Bob. 00:15:53.250 --> 00:15:55.291 Well, whatever your name is, 00:15:55.291 --> 00:15:58.166 has anyone ever told you you're a very handsome young man? 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:14.125 Can I talk to you for a minute? 00:16:16.625 --> 00:16:18.125 Sure. 00:16:22.709 --> 00:16:24.208 In private. 00:16:30.834 --> 00:16:31.875 I can't fuckin' believe this. 00:16:31.875 --> 00:16:34.208 It's an unexpected bonus. 00:16:34.208 --> 00:16:35.959 Who'd have thought you were a babe magnet? 00:16:35.959 --> 00:16:37.500 You're better than a fuckin' dog. 00:16:37.500 --> 00:16:38.500 You're a dog, you dog-head piss-fart! 00:16:38.500 --> 00:16:40.208 Oh, whatever. 00:16:52.750 --> 00:16:56.250 You know, i heard you were a bit of a fuck-up. 00:16:56.250 --> 00:16:58.375 But I gotta tell you, I'm frankly amazed 00:16:58.375 --> 00:17:02.375 at how much of a fuck-up you actually are. 00:17:02.375 --> 00:17:03.000 Am I missin' something here? 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:05.291 Well, it would seem so. 00:17:05.291 --> 00:17:06.166 But you know, why don't you call Louis 00:17:06.166 --> 00:17:08.208 and he'll explain everything to you. 00:17:10.458 --> 00:17:12.250 Uh, I, uh... 00:17:12.250 --> 00:17:15.125 I don't know that i know any Louis. 00:17:15.125 --> 00:17:17.208 Well, then I guess he hasn't called you 00:17:17.208 --> 00:17:18.875 to tell you he doesn't trust you 00:17:18.875 --> 00:17:21.333 with a task of this magnitude. 00:17:21.333 --> 00:17:24.125 That he feels the stakes are too high. 00:17:24.125 --> 00:17:26.375 - Nope. - "nope." 00:17:26.375 --> 00:17:29.000 Well, then I guess he also probably hasn't called to tell you 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:33.041 that he'd feel much more comfortable if there were two independent, unacquainted, 00:17:33.041 --> 00:17:36.125 perhaps even mutually hostile contractors working on this, 00:17:36.125 --> 00:17:39.458 so they could keep an eye on one another? 00:17:39.458 --> 00:17:40.750 Nope. 00:17:40.750 --> 00:17:43.291 You know what, there's no reason for you to take my word 00:17:43.291 --> 00:17:45.625 for precisely how second-rate he considers you. 00:17:45.625 --> 00:17:47.041 It'd probably make both our lives a lot easier 00:17:47.041 --> 00:17:50.458 if you just heard it directly from him. 00:17:52.792 --> 00:17:54.333 [Phone ringing] 00:17:54.333 --> 00:17:56.875 That's good stuff. I had that today. 00:17:56.875 --> 00:17:58.792 Excuse me one minute. 00:17:58.792 --> 00:17:59.375 Sure. 00:18:03.750 --> 00:18:05.208 Louis, you there? 00:18:05.208 --> 00:18:07.959 I'm here. What do you want? 00:18:07.959 --> 00:18:10.417 Yeah, there's this, uh, 00:18:10.417 --> 00:18:12.792 young lady here trying to tell me that-- 00:18:12.792 --> 00:18:14.667 all right, this thing is monumental, ok? 00:18:14.667 --> 00:18:15.959 Certainly too big for a jerk-off like yourself, 00:18:15.959 --> 00:18:18.583 but today, I had no choice. 00:18:18.583 --> 00:18:21.250 (Louis) this thing represents my ass and my future. 00:18:21.250 --> 00:18:23.291 I want you to work with her and I want you 00:18:23.291 --> 00:18:25.959 to watch her as she will be watching you. 00:18:25.959 --> 00:18:27.875 I want you to know 00:18:27.875 --> 00:18:29.166 that I will personally excoriate anyone responsible 00:18:29.166 --> 00:18:32.250 for the tiniest fuck-up in this action. 00:18:32.250 --> 00:18:34.041 And I want you to understand that. 00:18:34.041 --> 00:18:36.250 Yes, Louis. 00:18:36.250 --> 00:18:38.792 "Yes, Louis"? 00:18:38.792 --> 00:18:41.083 Do you happen to know what "excoriate" means? 00:18:41.083 --> 00:18:42.500 Uh... 00:18:42.500 --> 00:18:44.250 It's not comin' to me at the moment. 00:18:44.250 --> 00:18:48.542 It means "to strip or wear off the skin of, 00:18:48.542 --> 00:18:49.709 to flay." 00:18:49.709 --> 00:18:51.583 Now, I'm learning a word a day. 00:18:51.583 --> 00:18:53.792 And it's critical to use these words in conversation, 00:18:53.792 --> 00:18:55.583 but that's not why I used it in this conversation. 00:18:55.583 --> 00:18:59.959 In this conversation i used it because I meant it. 00:18:59.959 --> 00:19:03.208 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be going now. 00:19:04.792 --> 00:19:06.375 All right, I'll talk to you later. 00:19:06.375 --> 00:19:07.625 Yeah, don't worry about it. 00:19:07.625 --> 00:19:09.792 Ok. 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:14.458 Now don't get yourself all tied in a knot. 00:19:14.458 --> 00:19:15.917 Ok? I don't know this guy, 00:19:15.917 --> 00:19:17.625 and he doesn't know me. 00:19:17.625 --> 00:19:20.458 But my reputation apparently is pretty solid. 00:19:20.458 --> 00:19:24.125 So why don't you just get yourself straight, 00:19:24.125 --> 00:19:26.625 and we can put this whole thing behind us. 00:19:26.625 --> 00:19:30.458 And if you have any decaffeinated or herbal tea, 00:19:30.458 --> 00:19:32.458 I would really be most appreciative. 00:19:32.458 --> 00:19:34.834 - I want tea. - Two teas. 00:19:36.208 --> 00:19:37.458 Let me tell you somethin', ok? 00:19:37.458 --> 00:19:40.583 I don't know who the fuck you think you are, 00:19:40.583 --> 00:19:41.709 but I don't work like this. 00:19:41.709 --> 00:19:43.291 You got that? 00:19:43.291 --> 00:19:45.333 If you wanna talk about reputations, 00:19:45.333 --> 00:19:48.083 and if by some fuckin' miracle long shot 00:19:48.083 --> 00:19:50.208 you haven't heard of my reputation, 00:19:50.208 --> 00:19:51.291 let me tell you who the fuck I am. 00:19:51.291 --> 00:19:54.709 I am the fuckin' sultan of slick, Sadie. 00:19:54.709 --> 00:19:56.375 I am the rule of fuckin' cool. 00:19:56.375 --> 00:19:59.583 You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? 00:19:59.583 --> 00:20:01.333 You sit at my fuckin' feet. 00:20:01.333 --> 00:20:03.291 Gather the pearls that emanate forth from me. 00:20:03.291 --> 00:20:05.125 Because I'm the fuckin' original, 00:20:05.125 --> 00:20:08.291 straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack 00:20:08.291 --> 00:20:13.166 fuckin' hustler, original gangster's gangster. 00:20:16.083 --> 00:20:17.917 I don't know what you're talkin' about, 00:20:17.917 --> 00:20:20.208 but I'm gonna go and get my stuff. 00:20:22.041 --> 00:20:25.834 And don't you worry your little gangster's gangster head about it, 00:20:25.834 --> 00:20:26.834 I can manage. 00:20:26.834 --> 00:20:28.208 [Door closing] 00:20:28.208 --> 00:20:30.709 How many cups of your own spit 00:20:30.709 --> 00:20:32.625 do you think you swallow every day, Larry? 00:20:34.959 --> 00:20:37.625 I think about 35 cups. 00:20:37.625 --> 00:20:39.333 Would you just shut the fuck up. 00:20:39.333 --> 00:20:40.583 You're an idiot! 00:20:42.417 --> 00:20:44.542 - What is it with you? - No, you! 00:20:44.542 --> 00:20:46.166 What, you just go in and out, right? 00:20:46.166 --> 00:20:47.625 You're an idiot. 00:20:47.625 --> 00:20:49.291 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 00:20:49.291 --> 00:20:51.625 You're the fuck, you stupid duck-fuck. 00:20:51.625 --> 00:20:54.417 Why don't you do me a favor and just act fuckin' normal for a minute. 00:20:54.417 --> 00:20:56.375 - Looks like-- - just for a minute. 00:20:56.375 --> 00:20:58.792 You'll end up with Elliot over there. 00:20:58.792 --> 00:21:01.542 I know you understand what I'm talkin' about. Just fuckin' be normal, ok. 00:21:01.542 --> 00:21:02.750 I'm telling you-- 00:21:02.750 --> 00:21:04.583 not fuckin' crazy! Normal! 00:21:04.583 --> 00:21:06.375 How about if I smack you in the fuckin' head, huh? 00:21:06.375 --> 00:21:08.625 - Hey! leave him alone. What are you doin'? 00:21:08.625 --> 00:21:11.333 We're supposed to watch him, not slap him around. 00:21:11.333 --> 00:21:13.542 Don't tell me what we're supposed to do. 00:21:13.542 --> 00:21:16.000 Well, how about this? You leave him alone or I'll kill you. 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.834 Oh, you'll kill me, huh? 00:21:17.834 --> 00:21:19.917 Fu-fuck you! Go ahead. 00:21:19.917 --> 00:21:22.000 I'll kill you. 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:25.333 Don't-- you don't tell me what to do. Ok? 00:21:25.333 --> 00:21:27.083 Don't tell me what we might do. 00:21:27.083 --> 00:21:28.875 Don't tell me what we're supposed to do. 00:21:28.875 --> 00:21:30.667 Don't tell me what we maybe should do. 00:21:30.667 --> 00:21:32.750 Don't ever tell me nothin'! 00:21:34.625 --> 00:21:35.542 Well, I'll tell you this, 00:21:35.542 --> 00:21:38.834 you leave him alone or I'll kill you. 00:21:40.959 --> 00:21:42.500 I'm gonna say 35 cups. 00:21:42.500 --> 00:21:44.583 I'm gonna say 35 cups of spit. 00:21:46.375 --> 00:21:49.458 I'm a genius. I'm a genius, mon. 00:21:49.458 --> 00:21:51.250 [Chuckling] 00:21:53.166 --> 00:21:54.875 What's he talkin' about? 00:21:54.875 --> 00:21:58.542 I don't know. 00:21:58.542 --> 00:22:02.875 Look, why don't we try and make this pleasant. 00:22:02.875 --> 00:22:05.333 Ok? 00:22:07.917 --> 00:22:08.500 Nice. 00:22:11.792 --> 00:22:12.542 Easy. 00:22:22.375 --> 00:22:25.333 So, what do you normally hire out for? 00:22:25.333 --> 00:22:28.542 I do jobs of various types. 00:22:30.250 --> 00:22:30.917 How about yourself? 00:22:30.917 --> 00:22:32.542 Me, too. 00:22:32.542 --> 00:22:37.333 I do various types of jobs of various kinds. 00:22:37.333 --> 00:22:39.542 Well, there you have it. 00:22:41.458 --> 00:22:44.041 How come I never seen you around before? 00:22:44.041 --> 00:22:47.291 I'm from another place. 00:22:47.291 --> 00:22:49.834 W-where would that be, ricki? 00:22:51.542 --> 00:22:53.834 Somewhere else, Larry. 00:22:53.834 --> 00:22:56.917 Oh. ok. I see. 00:22:58.875 --> 00:23:00.208 And my name's not really ricki. 00:23:00.208 --> 00:23:03.667 And what would it be, then? 00:23:08.542 --> 00:23:11.667 Then how about i keep callin' you ricki just to piss you off? 00:23:11.667 --> 00:23:13.083 If it'll make you happy. 00:23:13.083 --> 00:23:14.834 Yeah, it will. 00:23:18.291 --> 00:23:20.083 This isn't very good food. 00:23:20.083 --> 00:23:22.709 Too bad. That's your dinner. Eat it. 00:23:22.709 --> 00:23:24.500 - I'm hungry. - Fuck. 00:23:27.542 --> 00:23:29.875 - I'm hungry. - He said he's hungry. 00:23:29.875 --> 00:23:31.709 So? let him eat his food. He got food. 00:23:31.709 --> 00:23:32.291 - I don't like this food. - Too bad! 00:23:32.291 --> 00:23:34.208 Eat your food, stupid! 00:23:34.208 --> 00:23:35.792 Hey! back off! 00:23:35.792 --> 00:23:37.542 God! it's not his fault. 00:23:37.542 --> 00:23:39.000 Yeah, it's not my fault I'm brain-damaged. 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.500 [Laughing] 00:23:41.500 --> 00:23:42.500 Beautiful. 00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:45.125 What are you, his shop steward? 00:23:45.125 --> 00:23:46.250 Listen to me, you fucking retard, eat your-- 00:23:46.250 --> 00:23:48.792 -hey! enough! -Not enough! 00:23:48.792 --> 00:23:50.750 - What is your problem? - Let me tell you somethin'. 00:23:50.750 --> 00:23:53.458 In every relationship there's a bull and a cow. 00:23:53.458 --> 00:23:56.417 It just so happens that in this relationship right here with me and you, 00:23:56.417 --> 00:24:00.375 I'm the bull, you're the cow. 00:24:00.375 --> 00:24:03.917 All right? Bull. Cow. 00:24:03.917 --> 00:24:05.208 You got that? 00:24:05.208 --> 00:24:06.583 Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow. 00:24:06.583 --> 00:24:08.500 You want to make him somethin' else to eat, 00:24:08.500 --> 00:24:09.583 be my guest. Otherwise, mind your business. 00:24:09.583 --> 00:24:11.375 I wanna go home. 00:24:12.542 --> 00:24:13.041 You can't go home. 00:24:13.041 --> 00:24:14.583 I wanna go home. 00:24:14.583 --> 00:24:17.291 You can't go home right now! Eat your food! 00:24:17.291 --> 00:24:19.083 Piss you! I want to go home! 00:24:19.083 --> 00:24:20.625 [Chuckling] 00:24:25.792 --> 00:24:27.041 How you gonna go to the baywatch tomorrow 00:24:27.041 --> 00:24:28.625 if you go home? 00:24:32.500 --> 00:24:35.750 This is your spot. Yeah? 00:24:37.125 --> 00:24:39.917 It's nice. Come on. Lie down. 00:24:40.291 --> 00:24:41.709 All right. 00:24:44.041 --> 00:24:45.583 This is a couch. 00:24:45.583 --> 00:24:48.041 Don't worry about it. It's fine. 00:24:48.041 --> 00:24:49.834 It's a good sleeping place. Lie down. 00:24:56.250 --> 00:24:58.959 Larry, read to me. 00:24:59.291 --> 00:25:01.250 What? 00:25:01.250 --> 00:25:03.291 Read to me, Larry. 00:25:03.291 --> 00:25:05.917 Read to him, Larry. 00:25:05.917 --> 00:25:07.458 I don't wanna read to him. 00:25:07.458 --> 00:25:09.125 What do I got to read to him for? 00:25:09.125 --> 00:25:10.500 Read to me, Larry. 00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:11.750 What for? 00:25:11.750 --> 00:25:13.291 It soothes me down. 00:25:13.291 --> 00:25:15.625 It soothes you down? 00:25:15.625 --> 00:25:16.750 Oh, come on, Larry, read to him. 00:25:16.750 --> 00:25:19.166 What am I gonna read? I got nothin' here. 00:25:19.166 --> 00:25:21.792 Read him a book. 00:25:28.834 --> 00:25:30.959 You don't have a book? 00:25:33.250 --> 00:25:34.208 I got a phone book. 00:25:34.208 --> 00:25:36.125 There you go. 00:25:36.125 --> 00:25:38.166 Read to me, Larry. 00:25:38.166 --> 00:25:39.750 All right, fine. 00:25:47.250 --> 00:25:48.375 Here you go. 00:25:48.375 --> 00:25:52.208 "Since 1868. 00:25:52.208 --> 00:25:53.166 "For well over a century, 00:25:53.166 --> 00:25:54.875 "the adventurous flavor of tabasco sauce 00:25:54.875 --> 00:25:59.041 has fired up generations of thrill-seekers." 00:25:59.041 --> 00:25:59.500 Ok? 00:25:59.500 --> 00:26:01.333 That was good. 00:26:01.333 --> 00:26:04.083 Read to me more. 00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:10.166 Uh, "its all-natural ingredients 00:26:10.166 --> 00:26:12.709 "and unique aging process in white oak barrels 00:26:12.709 --> 00:26:17.208 "keep tabasco on the culinary cutting edge. 00:26:21.458 --> 00:26:24.291 "Try it on eggs, pizza, salads, and any other food 00:26:24.291 --> 00:26:26.917 for a burst of flavor that will tantalize your taste buds." 00:26:26.917 --> 00:26:28.250 - That's it. - Read to me more. 00:26:28.250 --> 00:26:31.750 No, that's it. I'm not readin' the ingredients. I'm done. 00:26:31.750 --> 00:26:34.166 Ok, thank you, Larry. 00:26:34.166 --> 00:26:35.166 Sure. 00:26:35.166 --> 00:26:37.542 [Switch clicks] 00:26:55.667 --> 00:26:57.917 Tell you what, no offense, 00:26:57.917 --> 00:27:00.750 you don't look like any contractor i ever met. 00:27:00.750 --> 00:27:03.709 Well... apparently, 00:27:03.709 --> 00:27:06.792 there's a need for all types. 00:27:11.291 --> 00:27:13.500 So, listen. 00:27:13.500 --> 00:27:15.125 You know, uh, 00:27:15.125 --> 00:27:17.125 I was thinking about what you said before, 00:27:17.125 --> 00:27:18.959 about us being stuck in this situation. 00:27:18.959 --> 00:27:21.041 There's nothin' we can do. 00:27:21.041 --> 00:27:22.625 I think you're right. 00:27:22.625 --> 00:27:24.458 We might as well make the best of it. 00:27:24.458 --> 00:27:26.333 I think so. 00:27:26.333 --> 00:27:29.792 So, you know, look, don't take this the wrong way, 00:27:29.792 --> 00:27:31.291 believe me. 00:27:31.291 --> 00:27:32.917 But I just... This is, you know... 00:27:32.917 --> 00:27:36.166 I hate to see you sleep on the floor like that. 00:27:36.166 --> 00:27:37.792 I mean, come on. 00:27:37.792 --> 00:27:39.333 So if you want to, 00:27:39.333 --> 00:27:42.250 you can go ahead and just, you know, 00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:46.709 just take half of my bed. And, uh... 00:27:46.709 --> 00:27:49.625 You know, 'cause look, we're workin' together. We're grownups, right? 00:27:49.625 --> 00:27:52.417 You know, we're partners. We'll just, you know, 00:27:52.417 --> 00:27:55.709 just, you know, do the whole thing professionally. 00:27:57.375 --> 00:27:59.667 Well, that's... 00:27:59.667 --> 00:28:01.583 That's very kind of you. Thank you. 00:28:01.583 --> 00:28:04.125 I mean, I'd love to. 00:28:05.917 --> 00:28:08.166 You know, professionally. 00:28:08.166 --> 00:28:10.709 Please. 00:28:10.709 --> 00:28:12.792 How's that professionally? 00:28:12.792 --> 00:28:14.875 Huh? you like that? 00:28:14.875 --> 00:28:16.500 That's professional. Right here. 00:28:16.500 --> 00:28:18.834 Bull. cow. 00:28:18.834 --> 00:28:20.291 That's how that works. 00:28:23.166 --> 00:28:25.500 [Thudding] 00:28:25.500 --> 00:28:27.291 There's your bull right there! 00:28:27.291 --> 00:28:28.375 There's your bull. 00:28:28.375 --> 00:28:31.250 There's the horn. 00:28:31.250 --> 00:28:32.875 You fuck with the bull, 00:28:32.875 --> 00:28:34.375 you get the horn. 00:28:34.375 --> 00:28:38.709 [Thudding] 00:28:39.875 --> 00:28:41.834 That's professional. 00:28:43.834 --> 00:28:46.583 Fuckin' professional. 00:28:46.583 --> 00:28:48.041 Look at that. 00:28:49.709 --> 00:28:51.542 That's the bull. Right. 00:28:51.542 --> 00:28:53.875 Get the bull by the horn. 00:28:53.875 --> 00:28:54.542 You know what I'm talkin' about? 00:28:54.542 --> 00:28:56.542 I'll give you the horn. 00:28:56.542 --> 00:28:58.375 Want to see the horn? 00:28:58.375 --> 00:28:59.917 Want to see the horn? 00:29:32.625 --> 00:29:34.083 [Sighing] 00:29:36.417 --> 00:29:38.834 [Fake yawning] 00:30:04.250 --> 00:30:05.792 You know, 00:30:05.792 --> 00:30:09.083 you're actually a very attractive woman. 00:30:11.625 --> 00:30:13.792 Thank you. 00:30:13.792 --> 00:30:16.417 You're welcome. 00:30:16.417 --> 00:30:19.291 You know, this may be a good time to suggest 00:30:19.291 --> 00:30:23.458 that you not allow the seeds of cruel hope to sprout in your soul. 00:30:24.667 --> 00:30:26.041 I don't know what that means, 00:30:26.041 --> 00:30:27.750 but it sounds beautiful. 00:30:27.750 --> 00:30:31.291 It means you're not my type. 00:30:32.375 --> 00:30:34.750 Is that right? 00:30:36.875 --> 00:30:40.166 What about me is not your type? 00:30:43.834 --> 00:30:45.375 Your penis. 00:30:45.959 --> 00:30:48.166 What does that mean? 00:30:49.709 --> 00:30:51.542 It means I'm gay. 00:30:51.542 --> 00:30:55.000 It means I'm a lesbian. 00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:01.166 But I got to tell you, if I wasn't... 00:31:01.166 --> 00:31:02.834 I mean, after a first date like this, 00:31:02.834 --> 00:31:05.250 I'd find it really hard 00:31:05.250 --> 00:31:07.500 not to just get under the covers 00:31:07.500 --> 00:31:10.417 and do you big-time right now. 00:31:10.417 --> 00:31:12.166 Good night. 00:31:16.709 --> 00:31:18.917 "Good night"? 00:31:19.542 --> 00:31:21.375 Good night. 00:31:33.250 --> 00:31:37.583 (Man on t.V.) Whoa, step-papa. With that sassy new look, 00:31:37.583 --> 00:31:41.333 sheep's all that and a bag of chips. 00:31:50.875 --> 00:31:52.500 (Woman) Melbourne's forecast: 00:31:52.500 --> 00:31:54.166 The chance of a brief shower tomorrow, 00:31:54.166 --> 00:31:55.208 but we're expecting a mostly fine day 00:31:55.208 --> 00:31:58.125 with a light-to-moderate southwestwardly wind. 00:31:58.125 --> 00:31:59.959 - Who the fuck are you talkin' to? - Ow! 00:31:59.959 --> 00:32:01.750 Sydney also fine and 18. 00:32:01.750 --> 00:32:04.458 - Brisbane, showers... - Give me that back, please. 00:32:04.458 --> 00:32:06.333 - Sunny, 32. - Give me that back. 00:32:06.333 --> 00:32:08.917 Adelaide and Hobart both mainly fine days tomorrow... 00:32:08.917 --> 00:32:11.792 You know how much this shit costs? 00:32:11.792 --> 00:32:13.542 [Man chattering on t.V.] 00:32:13.542 --> 00:32:14.625 It's $5. 00:32:14.625 --> 00:32:17.291 No, it's not $5. 00:32:18.792 --> 00:32:19.792 It's $10. 00:32:19.792 --> 00:32:21.709 No, it's... 00:32:21.709 --> 00:32:23.417 [Woman chattering on t.V.] 00:32:23.417 --> 00:32:25.417 Why am I even talking to you for? 00:32:25.417 --> 00:32:27.417 It's $10. 00:32:27.417 --> 00:32:28.166 Yeah, it's $10. All right. 00:32:35.917 --> 00:32:37.083 Hey. 00:32:38.500 --> 00:32:40.417 Just wanted to tell you, you know, 00:32:40.417 --> 00:32:44.500 just get straight about that thing last night. 00:32:44.500 --> 00:32:46.959 You know, no hard feelings. 00:32:46.959 --> 00:32:48.625 You know what I mean? 00:32:48.625 --> 00:32:50.041 I don't want you to get upset or nothin'. 00:32:50.041 --> 00:32:53.625 [Laughs] 00:32:53.625 --> 00:32:56.375 That's--that's it. D-don't be comin' back, though. 00:32:56.375 --> 00:32:58.000 I mean, it's a one-time offer. 00:32:58.000 --> 00:33:00.542 One shot with me. I'm out. 00:33:03.125 --> 00:33:04.667 [Knocking on door] 00:33:04.667 --> 00:33:07.041 Are you expecting somebody? 00:33:07.041 --> 00:33:09.583 [Doorbell ringing] 00:33:10.625 --> 00:33:14.291 (Man) come on! 00:33:14.291 --> 00:33:15.291 Larry! 00:33:15.291 --> 00:33:15.792 [Pounding on door] Shit! 00:33:15.792 --> 00:33:17.667 It's your mother. 00:33:17.667 --> 00:33:18.625 Fuck! it's a cop. 00:33:18.625 --> 00:33:20.333 (Man) open the door! 00:33:20.333 --> 00:33:23.208 (Brian) hey! I was watching that. Shh! Be quiet. 00:33:23.208 --> 00:33:24.250 (Man) i hear you sneakin' around. 00:33:24.250 --> 00:33:27.166 Go in this room. Go. I want you to stay here. 00:33:27.166 --> 00:33:29.208 Don't come out. Don't say anything. You understand me? 00:33:29.208 --> 00:33:30.166 We're going to baywatch today? 00:33:30.166 --> 00:33:32.834 - Yeah. soon. Stay here. Be quiet. - Ok. 00:33:32.834 --> 00:33:35.000 (Man) come on, I'm dying here! - Coming! 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:38.041 Larry, I have a chicken. [Inaudible] 00:33:38.041 --> 00:33:38.500 [Pounding on door] 00:33:38.500 --> 00:33:41.041 What? 00:33:41.041 --> 00:33:42.125 Your door's not thick enough to pretend 00:33:42.125 --> 00:33:44.667 you're not home when you're home. 00:33:44.667 --> 00:33:46.125 What's up? 00:33:46.125 --> 00:33:47.667 I was in the neighborhood. 00:33:47.667 --> 00:33:48.750 [Door closing] 00:33:48.750 --> 00:33:50.667 How are you today? 00:33:50.667 --> 00:33:51.625 Just fine. Yourself? 00:33:51.625 --> 00:33:54.166 Just fine. 00:33:54.166 --> 00:33:58.250 I'm searching for news on the underground. 00:34:00.125 --> 00:34:03.542 Might you know what it is I'm getting at? 00:34:03.542 --> 00:34:04.709 No. 00:34:04.709 --> 00:34:06.542 No. well... 00:34:06.542 --> 00:34:09.709 This is one of those mysterious cases. 00:34:09.709 --> 00:34:13.250 Unsolvable. probably turn out to be an alien abduction, 00:34:13.250 --> 00:34:14.458 but you know we're obligated 00:34:14.458 --> 00:34:17.583 to at least create the appearance of due diligence. 00:34:17.583 --> 00:34:19.500 What? 00:34:19.500 --> 00:34:20.834 I didn't say nothin'. 00:34:20.834 --> 00:34:22.375 Oh yeah. 00:34:22.375 --> 00:34:25.417 You know, your friend... 00:34:25.417 --> 00:34:27.333 Louis, 00:34:27.333 --> 00:34:29.667 his supervisor back in the home office 00:34:29.667 --> 00:34:31.542 is about to fold his napkin, right? 00:34:31.542 --> 00:34:32.750 Sorry? 00:34:32.750 --> 00:34:36.041 Starkman, in New York. 00:34:36.041 --> 00:34:37.041 He's through. 00:34:37.041 --> 00:34:39.166 Looking at huge federal time. 00:34:39.166 --> 00:34:42.041 Big, ugly, dark dungeon underground. 00:34:42.041 --> 00:34:44.458 No chance of parole, never ever. 00:34:44.458 --> 00:34:46.083 Time. 00:34:50.375 --> 00:34:52.875 Yep. I'm sorry to say. 00:34:52.875 --> 00:34:56.625 I hear he's a good guy, but, you know... 00:34:56.625 --> 00:34:58.834 In any event, here's my problem, 00:34:58.834 --> 00:35:00.083 and if you know any of this, 00:35:00.083 --> 00:35:02.041 feel free, jump in, shut me up. 00:35:02.041 --> 00:35:06.417 This federal prosecutor out here, 00:35:06.417 --> 00:35:10.583 the one with starkman's testicular matter clutched in his fist, 00:35:10.583 --> 00:35:14.458 this very federal prosecutor's little brother... 00:35:14.458 --> 00:35:16.750 Any of this sound familiar? 00:35:16.750 --> 00:35:18.750 To me? No. 00:35:18.750 --> 00:35:21.458 No. well... 00:35:21.458 --> 00:35:23.583 This very federal prosecutor's little brother, 00:35:23.583 --> 00:35:25.834 a bit dopey from what I gather, 00:35:25.834 --> 00:35:28.125 may have been absconded with, 00:35:28.125 --> 00:35:30.542 which, as you can imagine, would be 00:35:30.542 --> 00:35:33.500 to the dismay of our prosecutor. 00:35:35.750 --> 00:35:38.041 I think... 00:35:38.041 --> 00:35:40.083 But I could be wrong about this, 00:35:40.083 --> 00:35:42.333 because it's almost too stupid for a mind to grasp. 00:35:42.333 --> 00:35:45.000 But I think maybe someone 00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:48.792 in your professional community 00:35:48.792 --> 00:35:51.917 might be participating in these shenanigans 00:35:51.917 --> 00:35:54.750 to, I don't know, 00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:57.917 help squeeze a little friendship, 00:35:57.917 --> 00:36:00.166 altruism, whatever, 00:36:00.166 --> 00:36:01.208 out of this particular federal official. 00:36:01.208 --> 00:36:04.792 Maybe in the hopes that starkman 00:36:04.792 --> 00:36:07.959 will wake up 00:36:07.959 --> 00:36:10.333 one morning... 00:36:13.208 --> 00:36:17.375 Wake up one morning to find all charges mysteriously dropped. 00:36:17.375 --> 00:36:19.458 The school of thought amongst my colleagues 00:36:19.458 --> 00:36:22.250 is that this kid is already way out of town. 00:36:22.250 --> 00:36:24.667 I alone am of the opposite school. 00:36:24.667 --> 00:36:26.333 I think he's still here. That's what I think. 00:36:26.333 --> 00:36:29.041 But what's important is what you think. 00:36:29.041 --> 00:36:30.709 What do you think? 00:36:30.709 --> 00:36:32.834 As a friend who's got his ear to the street. 00:36:32.834 --> 00:36:34.542 Seriously. 00:36:36.083 --> 00:36:39.000 - I never... you know-- - I know. 00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:41.667 You don't know nothin'. 00:36:41.667 --> 00:36:45.166 I can tell just by lookin' at you. 00:36:50.750 --> 00:36:53.834 The whole thing's probably alien abduction, 00:36:53.834 --> 00:36:55.375 like I said before. 00:36:59.750 --> 00:37:03.667 Man, you know what I'd love to do 00:37:03.667 --> 00:37:04.333 right now? 00:37:11.458 --> 00:37:14.041 Go down to Marie callender's, 00:37:14.041 --> 00:37:18.083 get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it. 00:37:18.083 --> 00:37:19.208 Mmm-hmm. 00:37:19.208 --> 00:37:20.709 Good. 00:37:20.709 --> 00:37:22.041 Put some on your head, 00:37:22.041 --> 00:37:26.875 your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it. 00:37:26.875 --> 00:37:28.625 Interested? 00:37:28.625 --> 00:37:31.583 Sure? 00:37:31.583 --> 00:37:33.542 Yeah, I'm trying to get in shape, you know. 00:37:55.917 --> 00:37:58.083 Say no more. 00:37:58.083 --> 00:38:00.667 Look, 00:38:00.667 --> 00:38:03.417 thanks for the hospitality. 00:38:03.417 --> 00:38:05.208 It can't be the most pleasant thing 00:38:05.208 --> 00:38:08.125 to have your privacy be intruded on. 00:38:08.125 --> 00:38:10.750 Maybe if you hear anything, you'll let me know? 00:38:12.750 --> 00:38:16.333 Yeah, you know, if I hear anything. 00:38:21.625 --> 00:38:22.417 Yeah, I'll let you know. 00:38:42.959 --> 00:38:44.625 - All right. - Yup. 00:38:48.250 --> 00:38:52.125 A federal fuckin' prosecutor! 00:38:52.125 --> 00:38:53.875 Fuck! 00:38:53.875 --> 00:38:55.000 Larry? 00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:56.792 I'll come back now, ok? 00:38:56.792 --> 00:38:59.125 What are you doin'? I told you to... 00:38:59.125 --> 00:39:02.333 - I'm hungry. - We got nothin' to eat. 00:39:02.333 --> 00:39:03.166 I'm hungry, though. 00:39:03.166 --> 00:39:06.834 A federal fuckin' prosecutor. 00:39:06.834 --> 00:39:10.000 My brother's a federal fuckin' "prostitutor." 00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.667 You don't say. 00:39:15.417 --> 00:39:16.750 Put this on. 00:39:18.625 --> 00:39:20.291 Did you know about all that stuff? 00:39:20.291 --> 00:39:21.792 No, not all of it. 00:39:21.792 --> 00:39:23.417 Maybe we should check into a hotel. 00:39:23.417 --> 00:39:25.458 Fuck that. I live here. This is my place. 00:39:25.458 --> 00:39:28.333 No one's gettin' me out of my place. Put this on, too. 00:39:28.333 --> 00:39:30.417 I'm hungry. I wanna eat now. 00:39:30.417 --> 00:39:32.875 I heard you the first fuckin' five times, Brian. Come on. 00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:37.625 Come on. 00:39:40.333 --> 00:39:41.875 Stop fuckin' around. 00:39:42.750 --> 00:39:45.792 When are we gettin' to the baywatch? 00:39:45.792 --> 00:39:48.542 - What? what's that? You hear that? - No. 00:39:48.542 --> 00:39:51.875 What is that? It's the walkie-talkie again. 00:39:51.875 --> 00:39:52.875 Hello? 00:39:52.875 --> 00:39:54.542 What? 00:39:54.542 --> 00:39:56.458 You got to be kidding me. Again? 00:39:56.458 --> 00:39:59.291 What's the deal with these guys? 00:39:59.291 --> 00:40:02.000 How long? Maybe tomorrow? Ok. 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:04.709 Hey, kick those guys in the ass for me, will you? 00:40:04.709 --> 00:40:07.542 Those fuckin' guys. All right. Talk to you later. 00:40:07.542 --> 00:40:09.959 Yeah, give us a call back. 00:40:09.959 --> 00:40:11.959 Unbelievable. 00:40:11.959 --> 00:40:15.125 You believe that? The baywatch is closed today. Again. 00:40:15.125 --> 00:40:17.166 - They're closed? - Yeah, I talked to 'em. 00:40:17.166 --> 00:40:20.125 They--they said they're workin' on the problem, but, you know, 00:40:20.125 --> 00:40:22.083 they don't know how long it's gonna be. 00:40:22.083 --> 00:40:24.667 What is the baywatch? 00:40:26.583 --> 00:40:29.375 It's where all the beautiful girls are. 00:40:29.375 --> 00:40:31.083 They swim. 00:40:31.083 --> 00:40:33.333 They swim there. 00:40:33.333 --> 00:40:35.291 You're talkin' about the t.V. Show? 00:40:35.291 --> 00:40:38.875 No, you-- not t.V. That's t.V. 00:40:38.875 --> 00:40:41.625 The baywatch is where they really are. 00:40:41.625 --> 00:40:44.375 They're really there. 00:40:44.375 --> 00:40:46.667 I think you could be friends there. 00:40:53.083 --> 00:40:55.083 I think that's where the sex is. 00:40:55.083 --> 00:40:58.083 I think so. 00:40:58.083 --> 00:41:00.834 I think that's where the sex is. 00:41:12.041 --> 00:41:16.375 [Demagogue by urban dance squad playing] 00:41:16.375 --> 00:41:18.625 ♪ I kick the music so hard ♪ 00:41:18.625 --> 00:41:20.125 ♪ people get injuries ♪ 00:41:20.125 --> 00:41:21.417 ♪ step to me ♪ 00:41:21.417 --> 00:41:22.667 ♪ be a big stitch m.C. ♪ 00:41:22.667 --> 00:41:23.542 ♪ Lyrics I chop ♪ 00:41:23.542 --> 00:41:25.583 ♪ kick skills like Jackie chan ♪ 00:41:25.583 --> 00:41:27.166 ♪ many props loot ♪ 00:41:27.166 --> 00:41:28.000 ♪ gladly pay the tax man ♪ 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.291 ♪ flex plans ♪ 00:41:29.291 --> 00:41:30.792 ♪ leave bodybags full of men ♪ 00:41:30.792 --> 00:41:32.834 Hey, you wanna turn that down? 00:41:32.834 --> 00:41:34.250 You fuckin' turn it down. 00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:36.041 ♪ Plus the squad ♪ 00:41:36.041 --> 00:41:37.792 ♪ took sometime off with the wild funk, so what? ♪ 00:41:37.792 --> 00:41:38.709 I don't think this is the best time 00:41:38.709 --> 00:41:42.000 to be drawing attention to ourselves. 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.542 ♪ Like the Beastie Boys, the funky demagogue ♪ 00:41:44.542 --> 00:41:46.917 Hey, beavis, turn the fuckin' radio off. 00:41:46.917 --> 00:41:48.792 What the fuck is your problem, bitch? 00:41:48.792 --> 00:41:50.500 ♪ Hear the demagogue, funky demagogue ♪ 00:41:50.500 --> 00:41:52.000 "Bitch"? 00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:53.417 You know what, creating a scene right now 00:41:53.417 --> 00:41:55.125 would be a bad thing. 00:41:55.125 --> 00:41:57.000 ♪ Check a look-alike, wanna see a joke ♪ 00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:58.375 Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come over here, 00:41:58.375 --> 00:42:00.792 so we can kick your ass. 00:42:06.542 --> 00:42:09.000 (Boy #1) What happened? 00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:10.834 Let me. Ok? 00:42:10.834 --> 00:42:11.959 ♪ Styles not really matched up ♪ 00:42:11.959 --> 00:42:13.959 Go ahead. 00:42:13.959 --> 00:42:15.375 ♪ Pushed 'n dressed up ♪ 00:42:15.375 --> 00:42:17.000 You know, what you boys need 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:19.583 is to develop better people skills. 00:42:19.583 --> 00:42:22.667 However, in the meantime... 00:42:22.667 --> 00:42:23.208 ♪ Called New York ♪ 00:42:23.208 --> 00:42:24.166 ♪ you got beef ♪ 00:42:24.166 --> 00:42:26.375 Excuse me. 00:42:26.375 --> 00:42:27.375 ♪ Foul like a pig on a bum ♪ 00:42:27.375 --> 00:42:30.041 ( Turns off music ) 00:42:30.041 --> 00:42:32.959 You ever heard of tai moi chai? 00:42:32.959 --> 00:42:34.583 No. ok. 00:42:34.583 --> 00:42:35.667 In traditional tai moi chai, 00:42:35.667 --> 00:42:39.792 there are 5 levels of digital orb extrusion. 00:42:39.792 --> 00:42:43.417 That's the gouging out of your opponent's eyeball 00:42:43.417 --> 00:42:45.250 with one's finger. 00:42:45.250 --> 00:42:46.792 Now, 00:42:46.792 --> 00:42:47.417 the highest and most difficult to master 00:42:47.417 --> 00:42:50.000 is my personal favorite: 00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:51.750 Kai toi mai. 00:42:51.750 --> 00:42:55.250 Loosely translated, that's "the rip that takes the past." 00:42:55.250 --> 00:42:59.208 Now, once the thumb liquefies the eye, 00:42:59.208 --> 00:43:03.250 it is deftly and immediately replaced by the forefinger. 00:43:03.250 --> 00:43:08.000 Deep thrust, hooking around and securing the ocular nerve 00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:10.625 and then removing it with such force 00:43:10.625 --> 00:43:12.750 as to bring with it, by suction, 00:43:12.750 --> 00:43:15.750 a vital portion of the visual cortex. 00:43:15.750 --> 00:43:18.458 The part of the brain, as I'm sure you may know, 00:43:18.458 --> 00:43:21.333 that stores visual memory. 00:43:21.333 --> 00:43:22.917 Now, 00:43:22.917 --> 00:43:25.291 the extraordinary element of this move, 00:43:25.291 --> 00:43:28.166 the genius of it, 00:43:28.166 --> 00:43:33.208 the--the--the absolute poetry of it 00:43:33.208 --> 00:43:36.458 is that, aside from the obvious wound, 00:43:36.458 --> 00:43:41.750 one's opponent is left with no memory of anything he has ever seen. 00:43:41.750 --> 00:43:45.208 Family, friends, nothing. 00:43:46.333 --> 00:43:50.834 Hence, Kai toi mai: 00:43:50.834 --> 00:43:53.750 "The rip that takes the past." 00:43:53.750 --> 00:43:55.625 As you can imagine, very difficult 00:43:55.625 --> 00:43:58.583 to practice here in the United States 00:43:58.583 --> 00:44:02.834 but, I felt, well worth the trips to the Chang rai province. 00:44:07.333 --> 00:44:09.583 People skills. 00:44:10.917 --> 00:44:13.250 See, knowing how to properly judge character, 00:44:13.250 --> 00:44:15.250 knowing how and when to make a move, 00:44:15.250 --> 00:44:19.500 in short, knowing who to and who not to fuck with. 00:44:19.500 --> 00:44:22.375 These are things you boys are gonna wanna work on 00:44:22.375 --> 00:44:23.500 in the future. Ok? 00:44:23.500 --> 00:44:25.750 Oh, and one more thing: 00:44:25.750 --> 00:44:27.583 Sports are all well and good, 00:44:27.583 --> 00:44:29.709 but very hard to earn a living at. 00:44:29.709 --> 00:44:31.333 So I want you guys to study hard, 00:44:31.333 --> 00:44:33.875 and keep your grades up, all right? 00:44:33.875 --> 00:44:34.333 Ok? everyone, yes? 00:44:34.333 --> 00:44:35.250 (All) yes. 00:44:35.250 --> 00:44:36.792 Ok. good. 00:44:41.875 --> 00:44:44.041 Brian, let's go. 00:44:52.375 --> 00:44:53.959 Nice computer. 00:44:57.500 --> 00:45:00.750 Here's suck-my-dick.Com. 00:45:07.458 --> 00:45:10.500 Hey, so can you really do all that kung fu shit 00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:14.083 you said back there with the--the eye and that? 00:45:14.083 --> 00:45:16.750 No. 00:45:16.750 --> 00:45:19.750 That was all bullshit, huh? 00:45:20.208 --> 00:45:22.250 Yep. 00:45:23.542 --> 00:45:26.166 Sun tzu said that, in a war, 00:45:26.166 --> 00:45:29.375 the best victory is that which requires no battle. 00:45:29.375 --> 00:45:32.083 Is this some more bullshit now I'm gettin'? 00:45:32.083 --> 00:45:34.917 - No. - who's sun tzu? 00:45:36.542 --> 00:45:38.834 A Chinese military theoretician who pointed out 00:45:38.834 --> 00:45:41.542 that in a conflict, getting angry, 00:45:41.542 --> 00:45:43.041 which you seem to do a lot of, 00:45:43.041 --> 00:45:47.041 is a tactically and strategically stupid move. 00:45:47.041 --> 00:45:49.917 It clouds your ability to reason. 00:45:49.917 --> 00:45:52.250 It gives your adversary the upper hand. 00:45:52.250 --> 00:45:55.083 You wanna cloud your adversary's ability to reason, 00:45:55.083 --> 00:45:57.083 thus gaining the upper hand yourself. 00:46:01.500 --> 00:46:03.417 Whatever. 00:46:03.417 --> 00:46:05.709 You know what? Given how unhappy you seem to be, 00:46:05.709 --> 00:46:07.250 I can see how that wouldn't be 00:46:07.250 --> 00:46:08.750 the easiest thing for you to do. 00:46:08.750 --> 00:46:10.250 What is that supposed to mean? 00:46:10.250 --> 00:46:13.375 Just that. 00:46:13.375 --> 00:46:14.583 I mean, 00:46:14.583 --> 00:46:16.250 when men are little boys, 00:46:16.250 --> 00:46:17.917 they're--they're encouraged not to cry, 00:46:17.917 --> 00:46:20.125 not to show their sadness, 00:46:20.125 --> 00:46:21.667 so they're forced to find other ways to let those feelings out. 00:46:21.667 --> 00:46:22.583 And as I'm sure you know, 00:46:22.583 --> 00:46:25.250 fighting and getting angry 00:46:25.250 --> 00:46:28.125 are much more acceptable male behaviors. 00:46:28.125 --> 00:46:30.000 So when these little boys grow up, 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.208 guess what outlet they use to express their sadness. 00:46:32.208 --> 00:46:35.250 A guy who's miserable at work or depressed about his life 00:46:35.250 --> 00:46:39.333 comes home at the end of the day, what does he do? 00:46:39.333 --> 00:46:43.458 He doesn't usually cry in front of the wife and kids. 00:46:43.458 --> 00:46:45.000 He usually yells at them. 00:46:50.291 --> 00:46:52.417 So, Larry... 00:46:52.417 --> 00:46:54.625 What? 00:46:54.625 --> 00:46:57.291 What is it exactly you're so sad about? 00:46:57.291 --> 00:47:00.125 [Snickers] 00:47:00.125 --> 00:47:02.542 No, I'm serious. 00:47:02.542 --> 00:47:06.417 [Phone ringing] 00:47:08.375 --> 00:47:10.417 Yo. 00:47:13.375 --> 00:47:14.667 Yeah. 00:47:14.667 --> 00:47:15.959 What about your friend? 00:47:15.959 --> 00:47:19.166 Mrs. Leonard. Whatever her name is. 00:47:22.583 --> 00:47:23.542 Look, I can't right now, I'm sorry. 00:47:23.542 --> 00:47:26.625 It's not a good time. 00:47:26.625 --> 00:47:30.333 It's not a good time, ma, that's why. 00:47:30.333 --> 00:47:31.959 No. 00:47:31.959 --> 00:47:33.625 Ok, ok. All right. 00:47:33.625 --> 00:47:35.125 All right! 00:47:35.125 --> 00:47:36.834 Ok, what do you want, blood? 00:47:36.834 --> 00:47:37.667 I said ok. I'm comin' over, all right? 00:47:37.667 --> 00:47:40.208 I'll be right over there. 00:47:41.792 --> 00:47:43.667 I got to, uh, make a quick detour. 00:47:43.667 --> 00:47:46.166 You can stay in the car. 00:47:48.250 --> 00:47:49.667 (Mother) oh, easy. A little lower. 00:47:49.667 --> 00:47:51.667 (Larry) right here? 00:47:51.667 --> 00:47:52.959 A little bit higher. 00:47:52.959 --> 00:47:54.458 A little lower. 00:47:54.458 --> 00:47:56.917 - - Ma. a little lower! 00:47:56.917 --> 00:47:59.583 All right, right-- ohh, god. 00:47:59.583 --> 00:48:01.166 Look, ma, if Mrs. Leonard isn't around, 00:48:01.166 --> 00:48:04.166 you're gonna have to call a doctor sometimes. 00:48:04.166 --> 00:48:07.417 I can't just drop everything and show up here all the time, ok? 00:48:07.417 --> 00:48:10.083 What, and I didn't drop everything for you? 00:48:10.083 --> 00:48:11.542 "Oh, I'm so sorry, Larry, 00:48:11.542 --> 00:48:13.125 "i can't change your diaper now. 00:48:13.125 --> 00:48:14.667 You're gonna have to call Mrs. Leonard." 00:48:14.667 --> 00:48:16.875 [Knocking on door] 00:48:16.875 --> 00:48:19.166 - Let me just-- - let me. Hold on. 00:48:27.375 --> 00:48:29.166 What? 00:48:29.166 --> 00:48:29.709 He's got to pee. 00:48:29.709 --> 00:48:31.834 I got to pee, Larry. 00:48:33.041 --> 00:48:34.000 I thought I told you to wait in the car. 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.542 I thought you'd prefer it if we came in 00:48:36.542 --> 00:48:38.375 rather than take the car somewhere. 00:48:38.375 --> 00:48:41.208 Wouldn't want you to think we lammed out on you. 00:48:41.208 --> 00:48:43.667 Besides, I want to meet your mother. 00:48:43.667 --> 00:48:45.500 [Scoffing] no. 00:48:45.500 --> 00:48:48.166 (Mother) Larry, are those friends of yours? 00:48:49.917 --> 00:48:50.917 Yeah, close personal. 00:48:50.917 --> 00:48:52.667 - Well, invite them in. 00:48:52.667 --> 00:48:55.166 - I got to pee, Larry. 00:48:55.166 --> 00:48:57.667 - Larry, invite them in! 00:48:57.667 --> 00:49:00.208 I am, ma, all right? 00:49:04.750 --> 00:49:06.583 (Mother) well, 00:49:06.583 --> 00:49:07.667 [chuckling] 00:49:07.667 --> 00:49:09.625 Hello, everybody. 00:49:09.625 --> 00:49:10.667 Hello. 00:49:10.667 --> 00:49:12.458 My god. 00:49:12.458 --> 00:49:14.458 What a beauty. 00:49:14.458 --> 00:49:15.041 Ma. 00:49:15.041 --> 00:49:17.250 What? I'm just sayin'. 00:49:17.250 --> 00:49:19.917 You should see some of the pigs he's brought by. 00:49:19.917 --> 00:49:20.959 I mean, not that they were pigs, per se. 00:49:20.959 --> 00:49:23.792 It's just that, by and large, 00:49:23.792 --> 00:49:27.500 they were what I would call insignificant women. 00:49:27.500 --> 00:49:29.375 You, I could tell right off the bat, 00:49:29.375 --> 00:49:31.959 you seem to be of some substance. 00:49:31.959 --> 00:49:33.792 Excuse me, miss, where's the men's room? 00:49:33.792 --> 00:49:37.250 Oh, right this way, darlin'. 00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:39.291 Larry, she's gorgeous. 00:49:39.291 --> 00:49:42.125 Don't you fuck this one up. 00:49:42.125 --> 00:49:44.625 (Mother) so, what is your story, honey? 00:49:44.625 --> 00:49:46.208 (Brian) I'm Larry's friend. 00:49:46.208 --> 00:49:47.792 Don't, don't pay no attention to her. 00:49:47.792 --> 00:49:49.417 She thinks I'm beautiful. 00:49:49.417 --> 00:49:51.917 Yeah. she's blind in one eye, though. 00:49:51.917 --> 00:49:53.917 Open the door. 00:49:55.125 --> 00:49:55.917 You all right in there? 00:49:55.917 --> 00:50:00.291 So this is where you grew up? 00:50:00.291 --> 00:50:02.542 Are you writin' a book? 00:50:09.709 --> 00:50:12.959 - [Sighing] - ma. 00:50:12.959 --> 00:50:16.333 Oh, shut up. I didn't say anything. 00:50:16.333 --> 00:50:20.083 I think you two make a very cute couple, though. 00:50:20.083 --> 00:50:21.625 - Ma. - what? 00:50:21.625 --> 00:50:23.959 What's with the "ma, ma, ma, ma, ma"? 00:50:23.959 --> 00:50:26.667 Stop already with the "ma." 00:50:27.959 --> 00:50:30.291 So, tell me, 00:50:30.291 --> 00:50:32.667 - are you and Larry sweethearts? - Ma! 00:50:32.667 --> 00:50:35.041 Before you answer, let me say up front 00:50:35.041 --> 00:50:36.959 that I hope so. 00:50:36.959 --> 00:50:39.458 What? yes, I hope so. 00:50:39.458 --> 00:50:41.709 What's so terrible about "i hope so"? 00:50:41.709 --> 00:50:42.750 Yeah? guess what. 00:50:42.750 --> 00:50:43.750 What? 00:50:43.750 --> 00:50:45.250 She's a lesbian. 00:50:51.542 --> 00:50:53.542 Never mind. 00:50:53.542 --> 00:50:55.250 She's been with fellas before. 00:50:55.250 --> 00:50:57.625 Am I right, darlin'? 00:50:57.625 --> 00:50:59.000 Huh? 00:50:59.000 --> 00:51:01.542 (Ricki) you're right. 00:51:01.542 --> 00:51:04.709 But sometimes they have their limitations. 00:51:04.709 --> 00:51:06.959 Am I right? 00:51:06.959 --> 00:51:08.083 Yeah. 00:51:08.083 --> 00:51:11.542 [Both laughing] 00:51:11.542 --> 00:51:13.000 What are you two talkin' about? 00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:14.500 Oh, never mind. 00:51:14.500 --> 00:51:15.917 We know what we're talkin' about. 00:51:15.917 --> 00:51:17.250 Am I right, sweetheart? 00:51:17.250 --> 00:51:19.000 You're right. 00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:20.458 You know, 00:51:20.458 --> 00:51:23.208 I wasn't always just Larry's mother. 00:51:23.208 --> 00:51:24.959 Mmm, I used to be 00:51:24.959 --> 00:51:27.166 quite experimental. 00:51:27.166 --> 00:51:29.250 - Oh, Jesus Christ! - Look at him! 00:51:29.250 --> 00:51:32.041 Look who's not up-to-the-minute now. 00:51:32.041 --> 00:51:33.917 - Big boy. - That's it. We're goin'. 00:51:33.917 --> 00:51:36.333 Brian, come on. We're goin'. That's it. Ma, what the... 00:51:36.333 --> 00:51:38.250 All right, all right. Just remember, you two, 00:51:38.250 --> 00:51:40.208 life's not just black-and-white. 00:51:40.208 --> 00:51:41.166 All right, ma, we'll remember that. Brian, let's go. 00:51:41.166 --> 00:51:43.667 We're goin' now. We're goin'. Let's go. 00:51:43.667 --> 00:51:46.333 Come here, you big lug, give me a kiss. 00:51:46.333 --> 00:51:48.875 - I love you. - Yeah. 00:51:48.875 --> 00:51:51.458 - I washed my hands, Larry. - Congratulations. Let's go. 00:51:51.458 --> 00:51:54.500 - Goodbye. - come here, darlin'. 00:51:54.500 --> 00:51:55.667 [Sighing] 00:51:55.667 --> 00:51:57.625 I feel like i know you already. 00:51:57.625 --> 00:51:59.709 - Very nice meeting you. - It's my pleasure. 00:51:59.709 --> 00:52:01.291 All right, we're goin'. Let's go. 00:52:01.291 --> 00:52:03.333 Come on. Let's go, Brian. 00:52:03.333 --> 00:52:06.000 Just remember, you two, keep an open mind 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:07.583 because you never know. 00:52:07.583 --> 00:52:09.458 - We will. - Bye. - Bye. 00:52:09.458 --> 00:52:11.041 (Ricki) i like her, she's very nice. 00:52:11.041 --> 00:52:12.750 (Larry) oh, man. 00:52:22.291 --> 00:52:25.250 (Woman on phone) On the satellite map, the cloud over queensland 00:52:25.250 --> 00:52:27.291 and new south wales is bringing showers, 00:52:27.291 --> 00:52:28.125 and there's very little activity 00:52:28.125 --> 00:52:30.875 over the rest of the continent. 00:52:30.875 --> 00:52:33.125 But there is some low-level cloud over Southern Victoria 00:52:33.125 --> 00:52:36.000 which will bring isolated showers mainly to coastal areas. 00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:39.291 Another chilly night in Melbourne's outer suburbs with the Mercury... 00:52:39.291 --> 00:52:41.500 Hey. what are you doing now? 00:52:41.500 --> 00:52:42.500 ...and avalon falling as low... 00:52:42.500 --> 00:52:45.125 Brian, I told you, this is very expensive. 00:52:45.125 --> 00:52:47.375 It's not expensive. 00:52:47.375 --> 00:52:49.125 Don't argue with me. 00:52:49.125 --> 00:52:51.125 What--what are-- why are you doing this? 00:52:51.125 --> 00:52:52.959 What do you care about the weather in fucking england for? 00:52:52.959 --> 00:52:55.250 It's in Australia. 00:52:55.250 --> 00:52:57.625 - Whatever. - it's not england. 00:52:57.625 --> 00:52:59.500 Whatever, Brian. Why do you keep calling there? 00:53:04.458 --> 00:53:06.417 'Cause I really, really like her voice. 00:53:11.834 --> 00:53:15.250 Ok. try to keep it under control, though. 00:53:15.250 --> 00:53:16.333 All right? 00:53:16.333 --> 00:53:16.834 Ok, Larry, I'll try. 00:53:16.834 --> 00:53:17.917 Thank you. 00:53:17.917 --> 00:53:20.417 You're welcome. 00:53:39.125 --> 00:53:40.500 [Exhaling] 00:53:43.208 --> 00:53:45.375 So I'm not your type, huh? 00:53:46.917 --> 00:53:50.625 How did we get back there all of a sudden? 00:53:50.625 --> 00:53:52.500 Relax. 00:53:52.500 --> 00:53:54.583 You're more woman than I know what to do with. 00:53:54.583 --> 00:53:58.041 I don't need to be dippin' into the sisterhood. 00:53:58.041 --> 00:54:01.375 But I'm just curious, because all of a sudden now 00:54:01.375 --> 00:54:03.667 you say you've been with guys. 00:54:03.667 --> 00:54:06.542 I have. 00:54:06.542 --> 00:54:10.583 But they have their, uh, shortcomings... 00:54:10.583 --> 00:54:13.375 Well, besides the fact that they give terrible head. 00:54:13.375 --> 00:54:17.375 See, right there, that tells me something. 00:54:17.375 --> 00:54:19.583 I know the guys you've been with obviously didn't know 00:54:19.583 --> 00:54:22.750 how to, uh, how to bring home the pearls 00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:25.500 when they were diving for oysters. 00:54:25.500 --> 00:54:26.667 I was actually just joking. 00:54:26.667 --> 00:54:29.291 Eh, well, since we're letting it all hang out now, 00:54:29.291 --> 00:54:31.792 let me tell you something else. 00:54:31.792 --> 00:54:34.417 Ok, when it comes to pleasing a woman, 00:54:34.417 --> 00:54:36.917 your girlfriends, they're just... 00:54:36.917 --> 00:54:39.417 They're at a natural disadvantage. 00:54:39.417 --> 00:54:40.250 It's like they might try hard, 00:54:40.250 --> 00:54:42.834 but they're just not backed up 00:54:42.834 --> 00:54:45.083 with millions of years of genetic engineering, 00:54:45.083 --> 00:54:48.875 programming, instinct. 00:54:48.875 --> 00:54:52.917 (Larry) nature has evolved man for that purpose. 00:54:52.917 --> 00:54:55.875 Satisfy. 00:54:55.875 --> 00:54:58.291 Lead the pack. 00:54:58.291 --> 00:55:01.083 That's why these lesbians are always going out buying, you know, 00:55:01.083 --> 00:55:03.667 spending all their dough on, like, you know, 00:55:03.667 --> 00:55:07.542 sexual appliances, erotic monkey wrenches and shit, 00:55:07.542 --> 00:55:09.625 trying to compensate 00:55:09.625 --> 00:55:13.917 for what they don't have. What they're not getting. 00:55:13.917 --> 00:55:15.250 The penis. 00:55:15.250 --> 00:55:18.000 (Larry) that's right. 00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:22.542 Its very design tells you everything you need to know. 00:55:23.750 --> 00:55:25.875 Forward motion. 00:55:25.875 --> 00:55:26.792 With advancements. 00:55:26.792 --> 00:55:30.583 Fucking progress into the dark, deep, 00:55:30.583 --> 00:55:34.250 mysterious unknown. 00:55:35.083 --> 00:55:38.166 It's like adventure-seeking, 00:55:38.166 --> 00:55:41.000 frontier-conquering, 00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:43.583 obstacle-eradicating. 00:55:43.583 --> 00:55:47.458 Whoa. and you tried to create the impression you didn't read books. 00:55:47.458 --> 00:55:50.500 Well, you're settling for second best. 00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:52.709 That's all I'm saying. 00:55:52.709 --> 00:55:55.667 So, in review, 00:55:55.667 --> 00:55:58.625 you're saying that it's men 00:55:58.625 --> 00:56:02.166 that are at the top of the must-fuck pyramid? 00:56:02.166 --> 00:56:05.250 That's all I'm telling you. 00:56:05.250 --> 00:56:07.625 Loving, caring, 00:56:07.625 --> 00:56:11.917 sensitive, giving men. - That's right. 00:56:11.917 --> 00:56:15.750 [Exhaling] well, you're entitled to your opinion. 00:56:15.750 --> 00:56:21.959 But let us reconsider women for a minute. Shall we? 00:56:21.959 --> 00:56:24.333 Sure. 00:56:24.333 --> 00:56:27.083 Their form: 00:56:27.083 --> 00:56:32.041 Neck. shoulders. 00:56:32.041 --> 00:56:34.417 Legs. 00:56:34.417 --> 00:56:37.208 Hips. 00:56:37.208 --> 00:56:40.250 I think pretty cool. 00:56:40.250 --> 00:56:43.542 Now, as far as your famous 00:56:43.542 --> 00:56:45.709 penis goes... 00:56:45.709 --> 00:56:48.583 The penis is like some sort of 00:56:48.583 --> 00:56:50.208 bizarre sea slug 00:56:50.208 --> 00:56:54.709 or like a really long toe. 00:56:54.709 --> 00:56:57.041 I mean, it's handy, important, even. 00:56:57.041 --> 00:56:59.875 But the pinnacle of sexual design? 00:56:59.875 --> 00:57:03.000 The top of the list of erotic destinations? 00:57:03.000 --> 00:57:05.458 I don't think so. 00:57:05.458 --> 00:57:10.583 One's first impulse is to kiss what? 00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:15.709 To kiss the lips. 00:57:15.709 --> 00:57:19.291 Firm, delicious lips. 00:57:19.291 --> 00:57:21.333 Sweet lips. 00:57:21.333 --> 00:57:26.750 Surrounding a warm, moist, 00:57:26.750 --> 00:57:29.875 dizzyingly scented mouth. 00:57:29.875 --> 00:57:33.500 That's what everyone wants to kiss. 00:57:33.500 --> 00:57:37.417 Not a toe. Not a sea slug. 00:57:37.417 --> 00:57:40.458 A mouth. 00:57:40.458 --> 00:57:43.792 Now, why do you think that is, stupid? 00:57:45.500 --> 00:57:48.625 Because the mouth is the twin sister, 00:57:48.625 --> 00:57:53.625 the almost exact look-alike of the what? 00:57:55.458 --> 00:57:58.250 Not the toe. 00:57:58.250 --> 00:58:01.417 The mouth is the twin sister 00:58:01.417 --> 00:58:05.500 of--of the vagina. 00:58:08.458 --> 00:58:11.083 And all creatures, big and small, 00:58:11.083 --> 00:58:13.417 seek the orifice. The opening. 00:58:13.417 --> 00:58:18.208 To--to be taken in, engulfed. 00:58:18.208 --> 00:58:22.875 To be squeezed and lovingly crushed by what is truly 00:58:22.875 --> 00:58:26.041 the all-powerful, all-encompassing. 00:58:26.041 --> 00:58:28.959 Now, if it's design you're concerned with, 00:58:28.959 --> 00:58:32.125 hidden meanings, symbolism and power, 00:58:32.125 --> 00:58:33.834 well, forget the top of mount Everest. 00:58:33.834 --> 00:58:38.000 Forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars. 00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:40.917 There is no place, nowhere, that has been the object 00:58:40.917 --> 00:58:43.375 of more ambitions, more battles 00:58:43.375 --> 00:58:45.750 than the sweet, sacred mystery 00:58:45.750 --> 00:58:51.625 between a woman's legs that I am proud to call 00:58:51.625 --> 00:58:53.959 my pussy. 00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:57.875 So I guess this is just my roundabout way of saying 00:58:57.875 --> 00:59:03.333 that it is women who are, in fact, the most desirable form. 00:59:03.333 --> 00:59:04.458 [Inhales] 00:59:04.458 --> 00:59:06.959 Wouldn't you agree? 00:59:08.583 --> 00:59:10.458 I agree. 00:59:10.458 --> 00:59:11.083 Mmm. 00:59:11.083 --> 00:59:13.667 And so do I. 00:59:13.667 --> 00:59:16.500 [Breathes deeply] 00:59:25.542 --> 00:59:27.125 [Redial button beeping] 00:59:27.125 --> 00:59:27.709 (Louis) hello? 00:59:29.875 --> 00:59:30.875 Hello? 00:59:32.417 --> 00:59:33.959 Hello? 00:59:36.291 --> 00:59:38.083 Is somebody there? 00:59:38.083 --> 00:59:39.333 Yes. 00:59:39.333 --> 00:59:41.583 Who's this? 00:59:41.583 --> 00:59:42.709 Who is this? 00:59:42.709 --> 00:59:44.041 Who's this? 00:59:44.041 --> 00:59:45.250 [Chuckling] who is this? 00:59:45.250 --> 00:59:48.041 I don't find this funny. 00:59:48.041 --> 00:59:50.500 Who is this? 00:59:50.500 --> 00:59:52.083 Is this the retard? 00:59:52.083 --> 00:59:53.917 [Chuckling] who is this? 00:59:53.917 --> 00:59:55.959 (Larry) Brian, what are you doing now? 00:59:55.959 --> 00:59:57.750 Give me the fucking phone. 01:00:00.250 --> 01:00:01.417 Hello? 01:00:01.417 --> 01:00:02.959 Who the fuck is this? 01:00:02.959 --> 01:00:03.875 Who the fuck is this? 01:00:03.875 --> 01:00:07.333 What the fuck is going on over there? 01:00:07.333 --> 01:00:09.375 Nothing. sorry, Louis. 01:00:09.375 --> 01:00:11.083 - We're not getting the desired movement here. 01:00:11.083 --> 01:00:13.125 We're stepping up the operation. 01:00:13.125 --> 01:00:15.792 First thing in the morning, i want you to send his thumb 01:00:15.792 --> 01:00:18.166 to James dorf... Are you listening to this? 01:00:18.166 --> 01:00:19.417 - Yeah. - good. 01:00:19.417 --> 01:00:23.750 To James dorf at the U.S. courthouse on spring street. 01:00:25.417 --> 01:00:28.834 Hold on one second. Go--go in the other room. 01:00:28.834 --> 01:00:30.583 Go in the other room in the back. 01:00:30.583 --> 01:00:32.166 Go in the back. 01:00:32.166 --> 01:00:34.000 I'm talking on the phone. Go in the back. 01:00:36.041 --> 01:00:38.834 What do you mean? How do I send his thumb? 01:00:38.834 --> 01:00:41.458 You cut it the fuck off. You take it to boxes 'r' us 01:00:41.458 --> 01:00:44.959 or whatever the fuck it is, you put the appropriate postage on it, 01:00:44.959 --> 01:00:45.917 and that's how you send it. 01:00:45.917 --> 01:00:48.125 And send it express next-day delivery. 01:00:48.125 --> 01:00:50.041 And make sure you kindly refrain 01:00:50.041 --> 01:00:52.208 from providing a return address, you fucking dummy. 01:00:52.208 --> 01:00:54.875 I mean... 01:00:54.875 --> 01:00:56.917 You want me to cut his thumb off? 01:00:56.917 --> 01:00:59.750 Oh, it's enough already. Put the clam-licker on. 01:00:59.750 --> 01:01:01.792 Hold on. W-w-wait a minute. 01:01:01.792 --> 01:01:03.208 Wh-wh-what about, like, you know, the bleeding and the-- 01:01:03.208 --> 01:01:06.500 I can't believe I'm having this conversation with a professional. 01:01:06.500 --> 01:01:09.417 You want I should send people there to help you? They'll take your thumb, too. 01:01:09.417 --> 01:01:10.917 I'm not saying that. 01:01:10.917 --> 01:01:11.834 I do not like the habit of hiring you 01:01:11.834 --> 01:01:13.625 and then having to hire someone else 01:01:13.625 --> 01:01:16.000 to make sure you do your job right. 01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:18.000 - Do your fucking job right! - Ok. 01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:20.041 I'm getting tired of this. 01:01:22.291 --> 01:01:22.834 [Switches off phone] 01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:28.333 Larry. 01:01:28.333 --> 01:01:30.500 What? 01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:33.041 Can I stay here with you? 01:01:33.041 --> 01:01:36.208 No. 01:01:36.208 --> 01:01:37.834 [Sighs] 01:01:37.834 --> 01:01:38.834 Time for you to go to bed anyways. 01:01:38.834 --> 01:01:40.834 - I don't wanna go to bed. - Go to bed. 01:01:40.834 --> 01:01:43.291 If I tell you to go to bed, go to bed. 01:01:43.291 --> 01:01:46.250 I don't wanna go to bed, though. 01:01:47.750 --> 01:01:50.375 (Larry) "new. our best charmin ever. 01:01:50.375 --> 01:01:51.917 "Charmin ultra double roll. 01:01:51.917 --> 01:01:54.000 "Twice as many sheets as regular charmin ultra. 01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:58.375 Unscented bathroom tissue. 170 square feet." 01:01:58.375 --> 01:02:01.917 Blah, blah, blah. "4.5 inches by 4.0 inches." 01:02:01.917 --> 01:02:06.375 And they got it in centimeters or whatever. 01:02:08.875 --> 01:02:12.792 It's the same shit on the back. All right? 01:02:12.792 --> 01:02:15.917 Good night. - Good night, Larry. 01:02:18.291 --> 01:02:19.375 Yeah. 01:02:19.375 --> 01:02:22.834 Thank you very much. 01:02:27.417 --> 01:02:29.667 [Switch clicks] 01:02:38.417 --> 01:02:41.041 [Sighs] 01:02:45.750 --> 01:02:48.667 What are your friends like? 01:02:48.667 --> 01:02:51.709 I don't really have friends. 01:02:51.709 --> 01:02:54.417 Well, who do you hang out with? 01:02:54.417 --> 01:02:56.917 Nobody. 01:02:58.917 --> 01:03:02.000 Why do I think you're not exaggerating? 01:03:05.333 --> 01:03:08.417 I just keep to myself. I go about my business, you know. 01:03:08.417 --> 01:03:10.250 Do my work. 01:03:10.250 --> 01:03:15.166 A charming, loveable guy like yourself? You should get out more. 01:03:15.166 --> 01:03:17.041 I'm sure there's a ton of straight women 01:03:17.041 --> 01:03:19.750 who you could make very happy. 01:03:22.542 --> 01:03:25.750 Louis wants us to cut the kid's thumb off. 01:03:33.625 --> 01:03:36.250 [Hip-hop] ♪ this is a story about the drifter ♪ 01:03:36.250 --> 01:03:39.083 ♪ who waited through the worst for the best in crosstown ♪ 01:03:39.083 --> 01:03:41.875 ♪ who never planned on havin' so dick ♪ 01:03:41.875 --> 01:03:43.792 ♪ why me, huh? ♪ 01:03:43.792 --> 01:03:45.083 ♪ Everything's gonna be all right, all right ♪ 01:03:45.083 --> 01:03:48.166 ♪ everything's gonna be all right, all right ♪ 01:03:48.166 --> 01:03:50.291 ♪ everything's gonna be all right now all right ♪ 01:03:50.291 --> 01:03:52.417 ♪ everything's gonna be all right, all right ♪ 01:03:52.417 --> 01:03:55.000 ♪ I couldn't get a job nappy hair was not allowed ♪ 01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:57.500 ♪ my mother couldn't afford us all she had to throw me out ♪ 01:03:57.500 --> 01:04:00.208 ♪ I walked the strip which is a clip who wanna hit? ♪ 01:04:00.208 --> 01:04:02.375 ♪ They got 'em quick, i had to eat this money's good as spent ♪ 01:04:02.375 --> 01:04:04.875 ♪ I threw in graves, i wasn't paid, enough ♪ 01:04:04.875 --> 01:04:07.250 ♪ I kept 'em long 'cause I couldn't afford a haircut ♪ 01:04:07.250 --> 01:04:09.667 ♪ I got laughed at, i got chumped, i got dissed ♪ 01:04:09.667 --> 01:04:12.125 ♪ I got upset, i got a tec and a banana clip ♪ 01:04:12.125 --> 01:04:13.291 ♪ why when I was a kid and played out was a sad one ♪ 01:04:13.291 --> 01:04:16.250 ♪ and always wanted to live like just a fat one ♪ 01:04:16.250 --> 01:04:19.458 Let me give shouts to all my homies! 01:04:19.458 --> 01:04:21.500 Mrs. Friedman. Lily. 01:04:21.500 --> 01:04:24.667 Mr. mossman and the man he plays cards with. 01:04:24.667 --> 01:04:26.583 Forgot his name. 01:04:26.583 --> 01:04:28.417 ♪ A ghetto bastard, born into the projects... ♪ 01:04:28.417 --> 01:04:30.250 And all my peeps at--at Wilshire adult care. 01:04:30.250 --> 01:04:34.250 Everybody in the cafeteria. Big ups, big ups! 01:04:34.250 --> 01:04:37.917 What's up to my man Larry. And ricki. 01:04:37.917 --> 01:04:39.875 Yo, yo, yo. Peace, "g." 01:04:39.875 --> 01:04:41.375 [Brian chuckles] 01:04:41.375 --> 01:04:42.792 And the rec room, the rec room! 01:04:42.792 --> 01:04:45.041 ♪ For every bottle sold-- ♪ 01:04:45.041 --> 01:04:47.208 [Music stops] 01:04:47.208 --> 01:04:50.000 I got neighbors, you know. 01:04:51.542 --> 01:04:53.417 Digame sabrosa. 01:04:55.041 --> 01:04:57.792 - What's that? - It's espanol. 01:04:57.792 --> 01:04:59.917 What does it mean? 01:05:00.750 --> 01:05:02.458 I don't know. 01:05:03.542 --> 01:05:05.959 [Knocking at door] 01:05:05.959 --> 01:05:07.500 See that? 01:05:08.917 --> 01:05:12.917 [Chuckling] don't be a playa hater, "g." 01:05:17.667 --> 01:05:19.083 Yeah? 01:05:19.083 --> 01:05:21.333 Who the fuck are you? 01:05:21.333 --> 01:05:24.000 Who the fuck are you? 01:05:26.333 --> 01:05:27.417 Excuse me. 01:05:27.417 --> 01:05:28.917 Wow. 01:05:28.917 --> 01:05:30.500 What a shithole. 01:05:30.500 --> 01:05:32.250 Lady, I think you're in the wrong place. 01:05:32.250 --> 01:05:34.166 No, you are in the wrong place. 01:05:34.166 --> 01:05:36.041 All right? You're in the wrong place. 01:05:36.041 --> 01:05:37.500 [Softly] you have no idea. 01:05:37.500 --> 01:05:38.792 Oh! 01:05:38.792 --> 01:05:40.750 And who the fuck are you? 01:05:40.750 --> 01:05:42.625 You're the fuck are you. 01:05:42.625 --> 01:05:44.417 - What? - huh? 01:05:46.208 --> 01:05:48.000 What are you doing here? 01:05:48.000 --> 01:05:50.208 [Gasps] I'm stalking you. 01:05:50.208 --> 01:05:51.417 Wait a minute, you know her? 01:05:51.417 --> 01:05:54.166 First of all, do not say my name in this room. All right? 01:05:54.166 --> 01:05:56.000 Second of all, you're out of line. 01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:57.667 This is a professional situation, 01:05:57.667 --> 01:05:59.417 and you have no right to intrude here. 01:05:59.417 --> 01:06:01.750 What kind of professional situation? 01:06:01.750 --> 01:06:03.625 I can't believe this. 01:06:03.625 --> 01:06:05.291 A fucking man? 01:06:05.291 --> 01:06:07.834 Ok. i--i really thought this was all about Sharon. 01:06:07.834 --> 01:06:09.542 What, are you telling people where we are now? 01:06:09.542 --> 01:06:11.041 Mind your own fucking business. 01:06:11.041 --> 01:06:11.917 - Shut the fuck up. - Blow me. 01:06:11.917 --> 01:06:14.500 Listen, both of you shut up! 01:06:14.500 --> 01:06:16.959 Look, I haven't told anybody where we are. 01:06:16.959 --> 01:06:18.000 And, Robin, 01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:21.250 this is a professional situation. 01:06:21.250 --> 01:06:24.166 Our problems have nothing to do with Sharon, 01:06:24.166 --> 01:06:26.834 and they have nothing to do with him! 01:06:26.834 --> 01:06:28.834 I want you to leave right now! 01:06:28.834 --> 01:06:30.333 - No! uh-uh! - Please. 01:06:30.333 --> 01:06:32.166 I'm not leaving, he's leaving. 01:06:32.166 --> 01:06:34.166 What? who the fuck do you think you are? 01:06:34.166 --> 01:06:36.125 I fucking live here. I'm not going anywhere. 01:06:36.125 --> 01:06:38.333 Yeah? well, neither am I. 01:06:38.333 --> 01:06:39.750 Gonna be all there is to that. 01:06:39.750 --> 01:06:41.375 Why are you doing this? 01:06:41.375 --> 01:06:42.917 How about if i throw you the fuck out? 01:06:42.917 --> 01:06:44.709 How about if I roundhouse you 01:06:44.709 --> 01:06:46.250 upside your fat fucking head and collapse your skull? 01:06:46.250 --> 01:06:47.458 I don't know. Give it a shot. 01:06:47.458 --> 01:06:50.375 No, don't. Because she knows how to do that stuff, ok? 01:06:50.375 --> 01:06:52.250 - Don't be all macho-- i don't give a fuck what she knows! 01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:53.375 This ain't fucking lesbian talk-circle time! 01:06:53.375 --> 01:06:55.834 We got something to do. You're getting the fuck out. 01:06:55.834 --> 01:06:56.750 Got it? - I mean, this? 01:06:56.750 --> 01:06:59.125 You--you need this? 01:06:59.125 --> 01:07:00.000 You need, like, a little freedom or something? 01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:02.667 You wanna dabble? We can all fuck. 01:07:02.667 --> 01:07:05.625 You know, we can all have sex together, that's fine. 01:07:05.625 --> 01:07:07.792 What do you say, hot rocks? Would you like that, huh? 01:07:07.792 --> 01:07:10.250 - I'd say you're fucking out of your mind. - You know you want it. 01:07:10.250 --> 01:07:12.834 Look, our situation has nothing to do with him. 01:07:12.834 --> 01:07:15.125 It's over. - [Gasps] 01:07:15.125 --> 01:07:18.000 And it's not him. It's us, honey. 01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:19.709 That's right, it's not you, it's her. Whatever. 01:07:19.709 --> 01:07:22.250 Just shut up for one second! God! Fuck! 01:07:22.250 --> 01:07:24.500 This has nothing to do with him. 01:07:24.500 --> 01:07:26.041 [Sobs] 01:07:28.291 --> 01:07:28.875 It's just, we're over. 01:07:28.875 --> 01:07:31.542 No, we're not over. 01:07:31.542 --> 01:07:33.625 We'll--we'll all set up together, the three of us, 01:07:33.625 --> 01:07:35.375 till you get this out of your system. 01:07:35.375 --> 01:07:36.125 Baby, you're not hearing me. 01:07:36.125 --> 01:07:38.750 I'm fucking hearing you. Ok? 01:07:38.750 --> 01:07:40.667 I'm fucking hearing you! 01:07:40.667 --> 01:07:42.542 God damn it! 01:07:42.542 --> 01:07:47.417 See, I'm gonna kill myself right now and you care, 01:07:47.417 --> 01:07:49.000 you care because you love me. - That's a nice girl. 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:50.917 Shut the fuck up, all right! 01:07:50.917 --> 01:07:52.542 Hey, what-- 01:07:52.542 --> 01:07:54.041 oh, my god. - What the fuck is that? 01:07:54.041 --> 01:07:55.458 What did you... 01:07:55.458 --> 01:07:57.959 - Oh, no. Oh, no. - [Whooping] 01:07:57.959 --> 01:07:59.417 (Ricki) what did you do? 01:07:59.417 --> 01:08:01.041 - This hot enough for you, baby? 01:08:01.041 --> 01:08:02.709 - Get away from me. - You want some? 01:08:02.709 --> 01:08:04.375 - Sit down. - What's wrong with you?! 01:08:04.375 --> 01:08:05.166 - Oh, my god. - What the fuck is this? 01:08:05.166 --> 01:08:07.625 Lady, you need some band-aids. 01:08:11.333 --> 01:08:15.375 (Larry) this must be mental-fucking-illness week. 01:08:26.417 --> 01:08:31.125 That woman... Is fucking beautiful. 01:08:32.250 --> 01:08:33.792 [Chuckling] yes. 01:08:33.792 --> 01:08:35.375 She's like the ones at the baywatch. 01:08:37.625 --> 01:08:39.083 Yes. 01:08:39.083 --> 01:08:41.417 They make my penis sneeze. 01:08:43.709 --> 01:08:45.417 [Laughs] 01:08:45.417 --> 01:08:49.208 You got a good sense of humor, you know that? 01:08:49.208 --> 01:08:50.792 God bless you. 01:08:53.333 --> 01:08:55.583 - Thank you. - No, not you, stupid. 01:08:55.583 --> 01:08:56.917 When my penis sneezes, i say, "god bless you." 01:08:56.917 --> 01:08:59.667 God bless you, penis. 01:09:00.041 --> 01:09:02.417 [Snorts] 01:09:18.792 --> 01:09:21.208 She's gonna be ok. 01:09:21.208 --> 01:09:22.417 Oh, what a relief. 01:09:25.291 --> 01:09:26.291 Brian, would you excuse us? 01:09:26.291 --> 01:09:28.125 I wanna talk to Larry for a minute. Ok? 01:09:28.125 --> 01:09:30.291 You be all right in the car? 01:09:30.291 --> 01:09:32.375 - Yeah. - ok, good. 01:09:43.750 --> 01:09:45.667 I just... 01:09:45.667 --> 01:09:49.166 I gotta tell you, I'm not up for this thumb deal. 01:09:49.166 --> 01:09:50.333 I say we don't do it. 01:09:56.166 --> 01:09:59.125 You trying to test me? 01:09:59.125 --> 01:10:01.542 Is that it? You wanna see if I'm gonna do what I'm supposed to do? 01:10:01.542 --> 01:10:04.709 No. 01:10:04.709 --> 01:10:08.208 So, what are you, a contractor with a conscience? 01:10:09.834 --> 01:10:12.333 Look, I've done some bad things, 01:10:12.333 --> 01:10:16.000 but I didn't sign on to this to be a brutal street thug. 01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:19.333 Because far as I'm concerned, that's not the job I took. 01:10:23.208 --> 01:10:26.875 How would you get around it? 01:10:26.875 --> 01:10:28.917 I'd work it out. 01:10:28.917 --> 01:10:33.250 But first I got to know, are you with me? 01:10:43.041 --> 01:10:44.875 Sure. 01:10:44.875 --> 01:10:46.166 Sure or yes? 01:10:46.166 --> 01:10:47.500 That's the same thing. 01:10:47.500 --> 01:10:49.375 No, it's not the same thing. 01:10:49.375 --> 01:10:51.125 See, if I were to ask you to move my couch for me, 01:10:51.125 --> 01:10:53.875 you'd probably say, "sure." 01:10:53.875 --> 01:10:56.625 But if I were to ask you to look deep into my eyes, 01:10:56.625 --> 01:10:58.542 and tell me from the bottom of your heart 01:10:58.542 --> 01:11:00.333 if it would give you great pleasure 01:11:00.333 --> 01:11:03.083 if I were to suck your cock for 12 hours, 01:11:03.083 --> 01:11:06.667 if I may be presumptuous, you'd probably say, "yes." 01:11:06.667 --> 01:11:11.250 See, it just implies a different level of commitment. 01:11:13.333 --> 01:11:16.041 Ask me the question again. 01:11:16.041 --> 01:11:18.667 Ok. are you with me? 01:11:20.250 --> 01:11:21.792 Yes. 01:11:26.083 --> 01:11:27.583 Good. 01:11:30.500 --> 01:11:33.166 - Isn't this "b" level? - This is "d" level. You're not supposed to be here. 01:11:33.166 --> 01:11:35.834 Well, I'm looking for "b" level. 01:11:35.834 --> 01:11:37.542 No, this is a "d" level and no one is allowed on "d" level. 01:11:37.542 --> 01:11:38.583 So you need to go back to "b" level. 01:11:38.583 --> 01:11:41.125 Ok, hold on, because you're confusing me, ok? 01:11:41.125 --> 01:11:43.417 No, you're confusing me. 01:11:43.417 --> 01:11:44.625 Let's just start from the beginning. 01:11:44.625 --> 01:11:45.250 If this isn't "b"-- 01:11:45.250 --> 01:11:47.333 [gasping] oh, my god. 01:11:47.333 --> 01:11:50.625 Oh, my god. I am so sorry. 01:11:50.625 --> 01:11:52.041 - Oh, that's ok. - I'm sorry. 01:11:52.041 --> 01:11:52.417 Shh. 01:11:55.542 --> 01:11:58.917 (Ricki) just soak that in cold water and it'll come right out, ok? 01:11:58.917 --> 01:12:02.000 I promise you. Yes. No, it will. It will. 01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:03.583 Look, the thing is, the reason I'm here 01:12:03.583 --> 01:12:06.083 is they told me to go around the corner... 01:12:06.083 --> 01:12:08.583 - Close your eyes. - What? 01:12:08.583 --> 01:12:10.458 [Whispering] close your eyes. Follow me. 01:12:10.458 --> 01:12:12.375 Just walk in. Close your eyes. Don't look. 01:12:12.375 --> 01:12:15.375 (Larry) come on. Go, go, go. You're fine. 01:12:20.417 --> 01:12:23.458 - Can I open them? - No. Stand right here. 01:12:23.458 --> 01:12:24.917 - It's cold in here. - Shh. 01:12:24.917 --> 01:12:26.583 Don't look at nothin', all right? 01:12:36.417 --> 01:12:37.750 Can I open 'em? 01:12:37.750 --> 01:12:39.000 No. 01:12:39.000 --> 01:12:40.333 Stay turned around. 01:12:40.333 --> 01:12:42.500 Smells like my grandmother's. 01:12:46.000 --> 01:12:47.834 [Rustling] 01:12:47.834 --> 01:12:49.333 What was that? 01:12:49.333 --> 01:12:50.625 It's nothin'. 01:13:05.375 --> 01:13:07.542 [Creaking] 01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:12.500 [Hacking] 01:13:14.041 --> 01:13:15.959 [Chuckling] 01:13:18.583 --> 01:13:21.458 ♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♪ 01:13:21.458 --> 01:13:23.709 ♪ the other brothers can't deny ♪ 01:13:23.709 --> 01:13:26.792 ♪ when the girls walk in with an itty-bitty waist ♪ 01:13:26.792 --> 01:13:28.583 ♪ and round things in your face ♪ 01:13:28.583 --> 01:13:31.208 ♪ you get sprung wanna pull up tough ♪ 01:13:31.208 --> 01:13:33.291 ♪ 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed ♪ 01:13:33.291 --> 01:13:35.709 ♪ 'cause I'm long, and I'm strong ♪ 01:13:35.709 --> 01:13:37.458 ♪ and I'm down to get the friction on ♪ 01:13:37.458 --> 01:13:39.458 ♪ so, ladies, yeah ladies, yeah ♪ 01:13:39.458 --> 01:13:42.375 ♪ you wanna roll in my Mercedes? Yeah? ♪ 01:13:42.375 --> 01:13:45.667 ♪ So turn around stick it out ♪ 01:13:45.667 --> 01:13:47.667 ♪ even white boys got to shout ♪ 01:13:47.667 --> 01:13:48.166 ♪ baby got back! ♪ 01:13:48.166 --> 01:13:50.375 ♪ [Humming] ♪ 01:13:50.375 --> 01:13:51.542 ♪ baby got back! ♪ 01:13:51.542 --> 01:13:53.000 ♪ [Humming] ♪ 01:13:53.000 --> 01:13:54.750 [Laughing] 01:13:54.750 --> 01:13:58.083 That's an old-school-- that's an old-school song. 01:13:58.083 --> 01:14:01.583 You're old-school, too, Larry. You're old-school. 01:14:01.583 --> 01:14:04.375 [Larry snorts] [Crackling] 01:14:04.375 --> 01:14:08.458 So we got an item that we wanna package ourselves and, uh, you know... 01:14:08.458 --> 01:14:10.291 - Mail out. - Ok. 01:14:10.291 --> 01:14:12.417 So could we just get, like, an envelope from you? 01:14:12.417 --> 01:14:13.792 What size would you like? 01:14:13.792 --> 01:14:14.417 Just the top, right-- 01:14:14.417 --> 01:14:16.792 - six by nine. - Yeah. 01:14:20.083 --> 01:14:22.667 So, all right. 01:14:22.667 --> 01:14:25.458 - We're done, right? - Mmm-hmm. 01:14:25.458 --> 01:14:27.083 That's it. 01:14:27.083 --> 01:14:27.625 All right, then. 01:14:32.500 --> 01:14:33.583 [Laughing] 01:14:36.458 --> 01:14:37.709 Yeah. 01:14:42.250 --> 01:14:43.709 Thanks. 01:14:45.125 --> 01:14:47.458 [Paper crackling] 01:14:59.834 --> 01:15:03.875 Would you like your parcel insured? 01:15:03.875 --> 01:15:05.166 [Chuckles] 01:15:05.166 --> 01:15:07.458 No, that's all right. 01:15:25.458 --> 01:15:27.000 I'll be right back. 01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:32.291 Friend of yours? 01:15:32.291 --> 01:15:33.875 Close personal. 01:15:35.375 --> 01:15:36.000 [Slams door] 01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:38.458 [Starts car] 01:15:42.542 --> 01:15:44.750 You know something? You're right. 01:15:44.750 --> 01:15:48.166 It is sadness. It's sadness, and I'm fucking sad. 01:15:48.166 --> 01:15:49.417 You got me. 01:15:49.417 --> 01:15:50.458 You're a genius. 01:15:50.458 --> 01:15:53.417 You know why I'm fucking sad? 01:15:53.417 --> 01:15:56.250 Because I got this fucking 01:15:56.250 --> 01:15:59.417 beautiful, sexy, gorgeous 01:15:59.417 --> 01:16:03.542 heartthrob-o-rama, fucking smart, amazing bombshell, 01:16:03.542 --> 01:16:07.083 17-on-a-fucking-10-scale girl 01:16:07.083 --> 01:16:10.375 sleeping in a bed right next to me. 01:16:10.375 --> 01:16:13.375 (Larry) and you know what? 01:16:13.375 --> 01:16:17.125 She's a stone-cold dyke. 01:16:17.125 --> 01:16:19.125 A fucking untouchable, 01:16:19.125 --> 01:16:22.250 unhaveable, unattainable brick wall 01:16:22.250 --> 01:16:24.709 fucking dykeasaurus rexi. 01:16:25.250 --> 01:16:28.375 So it's sad, ok? 01:16:28.375 --> 01:16:30.000 What do you want me to do? 01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:33.000 I feel fucking sadness about that. 01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:36.625 There's nothing i can fucking do. 01:16:40.917 --> 01:16:44.917 And not only is she a major babe, 01:16:44.917 --> 01:16:48.166 but I really like this girl a lot. 01:16:48.166 --> 01:16:50.166 A lot. 01:16:50.166 --> 01:16:52.917 I mean, she's not like anybody else i ever knew before, 01:16:52.917 --> 01:16:54.792 and that's a completely fucking new one on me. 01:16:56.959 --> 01:16:58.250 And I don't even know her real fucking name. 01:16:58.250 --> 01:17:00.750 So there you go. 01:17:00.750 --> 01:17:05.250 Oh, and in case you're interested, my life sucks. 01:17:05.250 --> 01:17:08.583 All right? Stick a fork in me, I'm done. 01:17:18.125 --> 01:17:20.709 [Laughing] 01:17:20.709 --> 01:17:23.709 [Squeaking from t.V.] 01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:26.709 Clean the bar all you like. 01:17:26.709 --> 01:17:28.959 I'm just gonna puke on it again. 01:17:28.959 --> 01:17:30.583 (Ape #1) Oh, you got me. 01:17:30.583 --> 01:17:32.667 (Ape #2) Oh! I got you! Oh! 01:17:35.166 --> 01:17:35.959 [Keys jingling] 01:17:40.875 --> 01:17:43.917 Do you think your fingernails need trimming? 01:17:52.667 --> 01:17:54.625 They're fine. 01:17:56.875 --> 01:18:00.333 What? you don't like my fingernails now? 01:18:02.375 --> 01:18:07.417 Look, I have no idea if this is true or not, but I've heard it said 01:18:07.417 --> 01:18:09.375 that those who are balanced 01:18:09.375 --> 01:18:11.667 more toward the masculine of either sex 01:18:11.667 --> 01:18:12.875 check their fingernails this way. 01:18:12.875 --> 01:18:16.333 And those balanced more toward the feminine 01:18:16.333 --> 01:18:18.959 check them that way. 01:18:18.959 --> 01:18:21.583 And I just had a feeling that even though 01:18:21.583 --> 01:18:23.834 you have this tough guy thing going on, that you... 01:18:23.834 --> 01:18:27.667 Are wrestling with some very strong feminine leanings. 01:18:27.667 --> 01:18:29.834 (Larry) that's fuckin' bullshit. 01:18:29.834 --> 01:18:32.000 I--i can't see. I'm farsighted. 01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:33.834 Nearsighted. whatever it is. 01:18:33.834 --> 01:18:37.959 So I hold 'em out here, but I can't see 'em up close. 01:18:37.959 --> 01:18:41.500 You wanna find out how somebody's balanced toward a masculine, look at me. 01:18:41.500 --> 01:18:43.917 I can't see. That's why I hold 'em far away. 01:18:43.917 --> 01:18:47.041 - [Chuckling] all right. - Yeah, it is all right. 01:18:47.041 --> 01:18:48.417 No, all right, all right. All right. 01:18:48.417 --> 01:18:50.041 I was gonna go like this, 01:18:50.041 --> 01:18:51.834 that's what I wanna do. But I know I can't see, 01:18:51.834 --> 01:18:53.542 so I hold them out there to look at 'em. 01:18:53.542 --> 01:18:55.083 All right. 01:19:06.041 --> 01:19:08.792 Don't give me that look. I see you looking at me. 01:19:12.250 --> 01:19:13.500 Are you gay? 01:19:13.500 --> 01:19:14.667 What the fuck. 01:19:14.667 --> 01:19:17.250 No! I'm not gay! 01:19:17.250 --> 01:19:19.583 I am not gay. Why do you look at me and think I'm gay? 01:19:19.583 --> 01:19:21.917 I am not fucking gay! 01:19:21.917 --> 01:19:23.083 Are you sure? 01:19:23.083 --> 01:19:25.792 Yeah, I'm fuckin' sure. 01:19:25.792 --> 01:19:29.500 You know what, i bet you're right. 01:19:29.500 --> 01:19:31.250 - Thank you. - It wasn't a compliment. 01:19:31.250 --> 01:19:36.375 Ricki, whatever your real name is, all right, this is my eyes. 01:19:38.291 --> 01:19:40.959 Look--look--look how I'm acting. 01:19:40.959 --> 01:19:42.750 You're driving me crazy. 01:19:42.750 --> 01:19:46.917 You, like, fuckin' give me a fuckin' h-h-headache. 01:19:46.917 --> 01:19:49.333 I don't even know why i had a crush on you 01:19:49.333 --> 01:19:52.208 back a long time when I first met you, 01:19:52.208 --> 01:19:54.375 that you really cured me of. 01:19:56.333 --> 01:19:58.208 I don't know. 01:19:58.208 --> 01:20:01.542 Maybe it's because you know I can kick your ass. 01:20:01.542 --> 01:20:03.333 Maybe that turns you on. 01:20:04.625 --> 01:20:07.458 You cannot kick my ass. 01:20:25.625 --> 01:20:27.542 Ow! 01:20:27.542 --> 01:20:28.125 What? 01:20:31.417 --> 01:20:33.000 [Chuckles] 01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:33.959 You--you need a woman. 01:20:36.250 --> 01:20:37.000 I got one. 01:20:38.667 --> 01:20:40.250 Ow! stop. 01:20:40.667 --> 01:20:43.125 Kiss me again. 01:20:46.250 --> 01:20:48.333 I thought you wanted to be my bitch. 01:20:50.166 --> 01:20:52.792 This is so fucked up. 01:21:15.041 --> 01:21:16.625 Where you goin'? 01:21:16.625 --> 01:21:18.917 It's Turkey time. 01:21:20.709 --> 01:21:21.125 Huh? 01:21:23.583 --> 01:21:25.208 Gobble, gobble. 01:21:26.875 --> 01:21:28.000 What? 01:21:28.709 --> 01:21:31.083 Now, you talk the talk, 01:21:31.083 --> 01:21:32.875 you know I'm expecting you to walk the walk. 01:21:32.875 --> 01:21:34.375 Come on. Show me what 01:21:34.375 --> 01:21:36.417 I've been missing my whole life. 01:21:36.417 --> 01:21:39.166 Lay some of that sweet heterolingus on me. 01:21:44.500 --> 01:21:47.208 I think, uh, 01:21:47.208 --> 01:21:50.458 to be serious... - Mmm? 01:21:50.458 --> 01:21:53.000 I just... You know, I think... 01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:56.166 I was thinking, you know, and you were right 01:21:56.166 --> 01:21:59.208 when you said, you know, probably, actually a woman might know more 01:21:59.208 --> 01:22:01.583 about what feels better to another woman. 01:22:01.583 --> 01:22:03.417 She's a woman herself. 01:22:03.417 --> 01:22:05.583 A guy might be at a certain disadvantage. 01:22:05.583 --> 01:22:08.542 You know, like, uh... 01:22:08.542 --> 01:22:10.583 It's like, you need, like, a handicap. 01:22:10.583 --> 01:22:14.000 You know, like golf. 01:22:14.667 --> 01:22:17.875 Shut up and get over here. 01:22:50.959 --> 01:22:53.375 Oh! [laughing] 01:24:07.208 --> 01:24:09.375 God bless you, penis. 01:24:10.750 --> 01:24:13.083 What'd you say? 01:24:14.959 --> 01:24:16.333 Nothin'. 01:24:19.250 --> 01:24:23.750 Every relationship has a bull and a cow, huh? 01:24:23.750 --> 01:24:25.291 That's right. 01:24:27.500 --> 01:24:29.333 Mmmmmmoooo! 01:24:43.041 --> 01:24:46.583 Just to be up front about all this... 01:24:46.583 --> 01:24:47.875 - Mmm? 01:24:47.875 --> 01:24:50.542 - When this gig is over, 01:24:50.542 --> 01:24:54.041 I want you to know that I'm gonna be leaving. 01:25:04.208 --> 01:25:06.667 [Phone ringing] 01:25:09.667 --> 01:25:12.333 [Rings] 01:25:14.083 --> 01:25:15.542 - Yeah? - (louis) Listen, 01:25:15.542 --> 01:25:18.834 you and Trixie over there, meet me at Beverly and lomitas. 01:25:18.834 --> 01:25:20.959 Louis, what's going on? 01:25:20.959 --> 01:25:22.959 And don't bring the thing. 01:25:22.959 --> 01:25:26.208 - The what? - The thing. 01:25:26.208 --> 01:25:28.000 - Don't bring the thing. - What thing? 01:25:28.000 --> 01:25:31.000 The thing! Don't bring-- don't bring it. 01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:33.291 - Oh, you mean the, uh... - Yeah. Don't bring it. 01:25:33.291 --> 01:25:36.125 You leave it somewhere safe for the time being. 01:25:36.125 --> 01:25:38.542 - All right. - You understand? 01:25:38.542 --> 01:25:40.208 - Yeah, I understand, i understand. 01:25:40.208 --> 01:25:41.625 - And hurry up, jackass. 01:25:41.625 --> 01:25:42.542 [Phone clicks] 01:25:42.542 --> 01:25:45.333 What? 01:25:45.333 --> 01:25:47.375 It's Louis. He's fuckin' pissed. 01:25:47.375 --> 01:25:51.792 (Larry) see this? Some cookies in there. 01:25:51.792 --> 01:25:53.625 We'll be back. 01:25:53.625 --> 01:25:55.750 - When are you coming back? - Soon. 01:25:55.750 --> 01:25:58.041 Just relax, eat your breakfast. Ok? 01:25:58.041 --> 01:25:59.625 I'm not hungry, though. 01:25:59.625 --> 01:26:01.458 Well, you can't skip breakfast. 01:26:01.458 --> 01:26:03.417 It's a very important meal. All right? 01:26:03.417 --> 01:26:06.208 Don't go nowhere. Don't touch nothing. 01:26:06.208 --> 01:26:08.375 Don't make any phone calls. I'm not kidding. 01:26:08.375 --> 01:26:09.041 All right, Larry. 01:26:09.041 --> 01:26:10.792 All right. See you later. 01:26:10.792 --> 01:26:12.750 Bye, ricki. 01:26:12.750 --> 01:26:13.458 Bye, Brian. 01:26:25.208 --> 01:26:26.917 What? 01:26:26.917 --> 01:26:28.291 Nothin'. 01:26:35.667 --> 01:26:38.125 You know, i got this, uh, fantasy. 01:26:38.125 --> 01:26:41.500 About making it with a guy? 01:26:41.500 --> 01:26:44.667 [Snorts, laughs] No. 01:26:44.667 --> 01:26:47.166 [Laughing] 01:26:47.166 --> 01:26:48.834 That's not it. 01:26:50.458 --> 01:26:55.875 Going somewhere, you know, like, somewhere really, 01:26:55.875 --> 01:27:00.500 really, uh...Clean. 01:27:02.208 --> 01:27:03.542 Clean? 01:27:03.542 --> 01:27:05.375 Yeah. 01:27:05.375 --> 01:27:07.917 No scumbags telling you what to do. 01:27:07.917 --> 01:27:10.542 Nobody yelling at you all the time. 01:27:10.542 --> 01:27:13.959 Someplace you could just be. 01:27:13.959 --> 01:27:15.875 [Birds chirping] 01:27:15.875 --> 01:27:17.458 Be yourself. 01:27:21.709 --> 01:27:23.458 No bad stuff. 01:27:27.834 --> 01:27:29.792 That sounds good. 01:27:44.500 --> 01:27:46.125 What's up? 01:27:46.125 --> 01:27:50.000 We have a visitor from New York. 01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:51.667 Follow me. 01:27:55.834 --> 01:27:58.583 [Starts engine] 01:28:02.041 --> 01:28:05.041 Hello. 01:28:05.041 --> 01:28:07.250 Welcome. nice to meet you. 01:28:07.250 --> 01:28:09.291 - Hello, sir. - Finally. 01:28:09.291 --> 01:28:10.709 Nice to meet you, too. 01:28:10.709 --> 01:28:12.792 Come. wow, look at you. Beautiful. 01:28:12.792 --> 01:28:16.166 Come on in. Here. Grab a couch. 01:28:16.166 --> 01:28:17.792 Sit, sit. 01:28:17.792 --> 01:28:21.333 I say everything twice. In, in. Sit, sit. 01:28:21.333 --> 01:28:24.250 I'm so glad you could come 01:28:24.250 --> 01:28:25.625 on such a short notice, too. 01:28:25.625 --> 01:28:29.250 Thank you, i really appreciate it. I really... 01:28:29.250 --> 01:28:30.834 I thank you. 01:28:30.834 --> 01:28:32.709 I appreciate it. Here, I've got some stuff. 01:28:32.709 --> 01:28:34.375 I'm sorry if I'm a bit of a mess, 01:28:34.375 --> 01:28:37.959 but I just got in a few hours ago. 01:28:37.959 --> 01:28:41.458 I'm sure Louis told you, you know, I'm having, uh, 01:28:41.458 --> 01:28:46.542 some little legal problems out here right now. 01:28:46.542 --> 01:28:50.000 What are you gonna do? It's a real nuisance, 01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:54.291 but what are you gonna do? I got to fight it, right? 01:28:54.291 --> 01:28:56.166 I mean, I can't go to jail. 01:28:56.166 --> 01:28:59.000 That just can't happen. 01:28:59.000 --> 01:29:01.083 Huh? I'm used to the finer things. 01:29:01.083 --> 01:29:02.458 Louis, am I right? 01:29:02.458 --> 01:29:04.083 You are right. 01:29:04.083 --> 01:29:09.000 It can't be. So I think we can say 01:29:09.000 --> 01:29:13.500 beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it's not gonna happen. 01:29:13.500 --> 01:29:15.500 (Starkman) huh? 01:29:18.250 --> 01:29:21.000 Somewhere, a mistake has been made. 01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:26.208 Did you know 01:29:26.208 --> 01:29:29.000 that apparently some people 01:29:29.000 --> 01:29:33.500 do not regard the thumb, technically, to be a finger? 01:29:36.583 --> 01:29:38.917 Curious for myself, i turned to Louis here, 01:29:38.917 --> 01:29:45.000 who, with his newfound dictionary skills, looked it up for me. 01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:46.208 You know what it said? 01:29:46.208 --> 01:29:47.667 No. 01:29:47.667 --> 01:29:50.125 Tell him what it said, Louis. 01:29:50.125 --> 01:29:51.125 [Clears throat] 01:29:51.125 --> 01:29:52.667 It said, quote: 01:29:52.667 --> 01:29:54.500 "The short, thick, inner digit of the hand 01:29:54.500 --> 01:29:56.417 next to the forefinger." Unquote. 01:29:56.417 --> 01:30:00.041 Now it said, "digit," not "finger." 01:30:00.041 --> 01:30:03.041 So I still don't really know, technically, 01:30:03.041 --> 01:30:05.250 if it's considered a finger or not. 01:30:05.250 --> 01:30:07.333 Right? - right. 01:30:07.333 --> 01:30:10.375 Right. look at him. I love him. 01:30:10.375 --> 01:30:13.083 I love this guy. He eats no matter what. 01:30:13.083 --> 01:30:14.041 I love you, Louis. 01:30:14.041 --> 01:30:16.709 What's this? 01:30:16.709 --> 01:30:20.041 What is this? Louis... 01:30:20.041 --> 01:30:24.083 I've been subpoenaed. 01:30:24.083 --> 01:30:28.458 I can't be consorting with armed felons. 01:30:29.709 --> 01:30:32.834 A little consideration, please. 01:30:32.834 --> 01:30:36.500 Besides, you think something like this is necessary, 01:30:36.500 --> 01:30:39.458 anyway, to intimidate people? 01:30:41.834 --> 01:30:44.333 I say intimidation comes from within. 01:30:44.333 --> 01:30:48.166 There are a multitude of qualities an individual can possess 01:30:48.166 --> 01:30:50.291 that make them intimidating. 01:30:50.291 --> 01:30:52.750 Not only this, this is the outside. 01:30:52.750 --> 01:30:54.583 Then there's the inside. 01:30:54.583 --> 01:30:58.250 But you know what's the most intimidating quality? 01:30:58.250 --> 01:31:00.125 Not that you asked. 01:31:00.125 --> 01:31:03.583 But the absolutely most intimidating, in my opinion? 01:31:03.583 --> 01:31:07.792 When an individual just doesn't give a shit. 01:31:07.792 --> 01:31:09.166 Louis, you wanna go to medical school? 01:31:09.166 --> 01:31:11.667 Medical school? 01:31:13.041 --> 01:31:14.125 [Gasps] 01:31:14.125 --> 01:31:15.709 Yes! 01:31:18.041 --> 01:31:22.792 Students there can always use something to learn on. 01:31:23.291 --> 01:31:24.709 [Wheezing laugh] 01:31:27.709 --> 01:31:29.583 I feel like I'm floating. 01:31:31.291 --> 01:31:33.959 (Starkman) i feel... 01:31:33.959 --> 01:31:36.625 Released. 01:31:40.250 --> 01:31:43.125 I don't give a shit. 01:31:43.125 --> 01:31:45.000 I don't. 01:31:54.667 --> 01:31:58.709 I have no compunctions, 01:31:58.709 --> 01:32:02.000 none whatsoever. 01:32:05.208 --> 01:32:08.709 And I am very concerned 01:32:08.709 --> 01:32:12.917 about the way things have turned out here. 01:32:20.500 --> 01:32:22.917 How was the bleeding? 01:32:26.250 --> 01:32:28.542 The bleeding? 01:32:28.542 --> 01:32:31.417 No, no, no. Not him. 01:32:31.417 --> 01:32:33.041 [Wheezing laugh] 01:32:33.041 --> 01:32:36.041 The retard, when you cut his thumb off. 01:32:36.041 --> 01:32:40.000 Louis, uh, told me you were concerned. 01:32:45.709 --> 01:32:46.667 Bleeding was fine. 01:32:49.125 --> 01:32:51.208 Fine? 01:32:51.208 --> 01:32:53.500 It was all right. 01:32:56.125 --> 01:32:58.959 Ok. good. 01:33:05.083 --> 01:33:08.000 I didn't need your help, you know. 01:33:08.000 --> 01:33:11.291 I could have beaten these charges. 01:33:11.291 --> 01:33:13.750 What were you thinking? 01:33:13.750 --> 01:33:18.834 You were gonna extort a federal prosecutor. 01:33:18.834 --> 01:33:22.959 You thought you could say... 01:33:22.959 --> 01:33:25.333 "Kidnapped your little brother, drop all charges," 01:33:25.333 --> 01:33:29.417 and the guy'd roll over? 01:33:29.417 --> 01:33:33.667 You didn't think all hell wouldn't break loose? 01:33:34.917 --> 01:33:37.834 You didn't think every fucking fed 01:33:37.834 --> 01:33:41.083 wouldn't drop whatever they were doing 01:33:41.083 --> 01:33:45.125 and dive in to protect one of their own? 01:33:46.417 --> 01:33:49.625 What do you morons think, 01:33:49.625 --> 01:33:52.750 this is little Italy?! 01:33:54.000 --> 01:33:55.333 Wake up! 01:33:55.333 --> 01:33:58.917 This is the twenty-fucking-first century! 01:34:13.125 --> 01:34:15.959 So now... 01:34:17.333 --> 01:34:19.875 Things are bad. 01:34:21.917 --> 01:34:25.375 And whether you wanna call a thumb 01:34:25.375 --> 01:34:28.208 a finger or a digit, 01:34:28.208 --> 01:34:32.208 for the sake of this discussion, it doesn't really matter. 01:34:32.208 --> 01:34:34.959 You know why? 01:34:34.959 --> 01:34:40.000 Because whatever you choose to call it, 01:34:40.000 --> 01:34:41.875 a thumb 01:34:41.875 --> 01:34:44.959 has a fingerprint, 01:34:44.959 --> 01:34:47.500 and the one you sent 01:34:47.500 --> 01:34:52.250 had the wrong fucking one. 01:34:54.625 --> 01:34:55.834 Mr. starkman-- 01:34:55.834 --> 01:34:58.625 I know my fucking name, 01:34:58.625 --> 01:35:00.875 you piece of shit! 01:35:06.000 --> 01:35:08.667 You don't try to extort 01:35:08.667 --> 01:35:11.959 a federal fucking prosecutor! 01:35:15.250 --> 01:35:18.458 And if you do, 01:35:18.458 --> 01:35:23.000 you don't fuck around! 01:35:28.458 --> 01:35:30.041 Fuck this. 01:35:30.041 --> 01:35:31.625 Cutting off his thumb was a stupid order 01:35:31.625 --> 01:35:34.875 and we would have been derelict in our responsibilities if we had followed it. 01:35:37.500 --> 01:35:39.125 Hello. 01:35:39.125 --> 01:35:40.875 How long do you think we coulda kept below the radar 01:35:40.875 --> 01:35:43.375 with a thumbless, bleeding half-wit? 01:35:43.375 --> 01:35:46.625 You see, sometimes 01:35:46.625 --> 01:35:50.750 one has to use their professional prerogative 01:35:50.750 --> 01:35:54.250 to override a dumb request. 01:35:55.750 --> 01:35:57.500 With all due respect, 01:35:57.500 --> 01:36:00.333 even at this point if you were to ask us 01:36:00.333 --> 01:36:04.917 to pursue a course of action that would be, 01:36:04.917 --> 01:36:09.125 let's say, contrary to your best interests, 01:36:09.125 --> 01:36:11.917 then as awkward as it might be, 01:36:11.917 --> 01:36:15.125 we would have to take exception. 01:36:20.208 --> 01:36:22.792 Aside from those of us here in this room, 01:36:22.792 --> 01:36:24.917 there is only one person, really, 01:36:24.917 --> 01:36:27.750 that can link you to this fuck-up. 01:36:27.750 --> 01:36:32.875 And I feel that we should... 01:36:32.875 --> 01:36:36.083 Rectify that problem as soon as we can. 01:36:37.792 --> 01:36:43.458 I think I'd much prefer just to, 01:36:43.458 --> 01:36:46.583 you know, 01:36:46.583 --> 01:36:49.041 end it right here. 01:36:50.208 --> 01:36:52.083 Hmm. 01:36:52.083 --> 01:36:55.333 And that would be your professional prerogative. 01:36:55.333 --> 01:36:58.333 If you think that having that kid picked up by the authorities 01:36:58.333 --> 01:37:00.208 and telling them all about being kidnapped 01:37:00.208 --> 01:37:04.208 in an attempt to save your ass makes any sense. 01:37:04.208 --> 01:37:08.375 If you think that's the best tactic to keep you out of jail. 01:37:08.375 --> 01:37:10.375 If you think that's any less dumb 01:37:10.375 --> 01:37:11.875 than asking to have his finger cut off, 01:37:11.875 --> 01:37:15.291 [chuckling] well, then that would be 01:37:15.291 --> 01:37:17.041 the thing that you should do. 01:37:19.417 --> 01:37:22.834 But if you don't, 01:37:22.834 --> 01:37:25.959 then let us take the Thorn out of your side. 01:37:25.959 --> 01:37:26.875 Let us make sure that kid will never be 01:37:26.875 --> 01:37:30.041 able to testify against anybody. 01:37:33.208 --> 01:37:36.709 And if after that you're still not happy, 01:37:36.709 --> 01:37:40.125 then we can all talk again. 01:37:47.542 --> 01:37:50.583 (Larry) you were kidding, right? - (Ricki) What do you think? 01:37:50.583 --> 01:37:54.166 We'll just take Brian back to where you found him and get the hell out of here. 01:37:55.750 --> 01:37:58.291 Are we going to the baywatch now? 01:37:58.291 --> 01:38:00.500 No, we can't go to the baywatch now. 01:38:00.500 --> 01:38:02.458 Take you later. 01:38:07.208 --> 01:38:09.667 Maybe this is it. I mean, maybe this is the thing, you know. 01:38:09.667 --> 01:38:12.208 Maybe this is, like, a sign coming from nowhere, from out of the blue, 01:38:12.208 --> 01:38:15.542 just telling me it's time. It's time to get out. 01:38:15.542 --> 01:38:17.333 It's time to do it. 01:38:24.417 --> 01:38:27.834 ♪ When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall ♪ 01:38:27.834 --> 01:38:30.542 ♪ and in the back of my mind i hear my conscience call ♪ 01:38:30.542 --> 01:38:33.542 ♪ telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove ♪ 01:38:33.542 --> 01:38:36.875 ♪ for the first time in my life I could see i need love ♪ 01:38:36.875 --> 01:38:40.375 ♪ so if you know who you are willing to make yourself seen ♪ 01:38:40.375 --> 01:38:44.375 ♪ take a chance with my love and find out what I mean ♪ 01:38:44.375 --> 01:38:45.625 ♪ I need love ♪ 01:38:45.625 --> 01:38:49.583 ♪ [humming] ♪ 01:38:49.583 --> 01:38:50.709 Brian. 01:38:50.709 --> 01:38:51.959 ♪ I need love ♪ 01:38:51.959 --> 01:38:53.542 Let me ask you something. 01:38:53.542 --> 01:38:55.417 You got a girlfriend? 01:38:59.667 --> 01:39:01.917 No, I don't. 01:39:01.917 --> 01:39:04.333 Let me do something for you, ok, 'cause, you know, 01:39:04.333 --> 01:39:08.250 to make up for all the problems I caused you. 01:39:08.250 --> 01:39:11.333 'Cause I see you're a little-- a little nervous around women. 01:39:11.333 --> 01:39:13.500 Right? let me tell you something. 01:39:13.500 --> 01:39:16.500 You got no reason to be shy. There's no magic to it. 01:39:16.500 --> 01:39:18.834 Let--let me tell you this thing that I heard, 01:39:18.834 --> 01:39:20.792 and I'm starting to believe that it's true. 01:39:20.792 --> 01:39:23.458 [Chuckling] you know? 01:39:23.458 --> 01:39:26.875 It's that, like, the thing you're most afraid of in life, 01:39:26.875 --> 01:39:31.792 if you do it, if you step up, good things will happen. 01:39:31.792 --> 01:39:35.458 You see a girl that you like that you're scared to talk to, 01:39:35.458 --> 01:39:37.917 bro, step up. 01:39:37.917 --> 01:39:40.291 Go up to her and say: 01:39:40.291 --> 01:39:44.417 "Hi, how are you today? Nice weather we're having." You know, take it from there, 01:39:44.417 --> 01:39:47.291 wherever the conversation goes. All right, you try it. 01:39:47.291 --> 01:39:50.083 Try it with me. Practice. Go ahead. 01:39:50.083 --> 01:39:52.375 Hello, how are you today? 01:39:52.375 --> 01:39:55.875 Try it with me. Go ahead. Just say it. 01:39:55.875 --> 01:39:58.125 Hello, how are you today? 01:40:00.166 --> 01:40:02.625 Come on. Hello. Hello? 01:40:02.625 --> 01:40:04.125 Hello. 01:40:06.000 --> 01:40:07.417 How are you today? 01:40:09.000 --> 01:40:09.834 How--how are you today? 01:40:09.834 --> 01:40:13.208 Nice weather we're having. 01:40:16.125 --> 01:40:17.083 Nice weather we're having. 01:40:17.083 --> 01:40:20.375 There you go. You see how he did it? 01:40:20.375 --> 01:40:22.709 It's because you stepped up, Brian. 01:40:22.709 --> 01:40:27.542 If you're afraid, step up and good things start to happen. Am I right? 01:40:27.542 --> 01:40:28.834 I stepped up. 01:40:28.834 --> 01:40:30.875 Step it up, pimp. 01:40:30.875 --> 01:40:33.125 That's how you do. Step it up. 01:40:45.125 --> 01:40:48.166 So, uh, now that we're partners in crime, 01:40:48.166 --> 01:40:50.375 how about telling me your real name? 01:40:52.875 --> 01:40:55.125 The reason that I ask that 01:40:55.125 --> 01:40:58.667 is because, I don't know if you gave it any thought since last night, 01:40:58.667 --> 01:41:00.208 but I've been thinking about it. 01:41:00.208 --> 01:41:01.166 And seeing, you know, 01:41:01.166 --> 01:41:06.208 looks like now we're both gonna be leaving. 01:41:06.208 --> 01:41:08.709 So I thought, you know... 01:41:08.709 --> 01:41:10.375 All right, look. 01:41:10.375 --> 01:41:12.333 I'm gonna lay it all out there for you right now. 01:41:12.333 --> 01:41:18.458 I'm just gonna say it, because, you know, here I am. 01:41:18.458 --> 01:41:18.750 I think-- 01:41:18.750 --> 01:41:21.875 Larry. 01:41:21.875 --> 01:41:25.208 You know I haven't done this kind of thing hardly ever. 01:41:25.208 --> 01:41:26.291 You know, the whole man thing 01:41:26.291 --> 01:41:31.000 doesn't really hold that much for me, usually. 01:41:31.000 --> 01:41:33.083 I know. 01:41:33.083 --> 01:41:36.083 But somehow you got through. 01:41:37.125 --> 01:41:39.166 Somehow. 01:41:41.667 --> 01:41:45.417 But in the end... 01:41:45.417 --> 01:41:51.125 I don't think i could ever be what you really want. 01:42:04.709 --> 01:42:06.834 So where do you think you'll go? 01:42:06.834 --> 01:42:09.542 (Ricki) i don't know. 01:42:13.083 --> 01:42:15.375 Somewhere clean. 01:42:19.125 --> 01:42:22.792 You know, northern California, 01:42:22.792 --> 01:42:25.083 Oregon maybe. 01:42:25.083 --> 01:42:28.125 You could just drop me off anywhere near the pacific coast highway 01:42:28.125 --> 01:42:30.792 and I'll figure it out from there. 01:42:30.792 --> 01:42:32.834 Ok. 01:42:32.834 --> 01:42:37.291 After that, Brian, uh, i think it's gonna be time to go home. 01:42:39.417 --> 01:42:42.625 We just left there a little while ago, though. 01:42:42.625 --> 01:42:44.333 I don't mean my apartment. 01:42:44.333 --> 01:42:46.917 I mean, you know, the place where you live. 01:42:46.917 --> 01:42:48.375 Where I got you. 01:42:50.792 --> 01:42:52.375 What, you mean to stay? 01:42:54.166 --> 01:42:56.709 Yeah, buddy. To stay. 01:43:53.834 --> 01:43:56.291 Oh, my god. 01:43:58.208 --> 01:43:59.166 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 01:43:59.166 --> 01:44:01.875 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 01:44:03.417 --> 01:44:06.291 - It's open. Oh my god. - What are you doing? 01:44:06.291 --> 01:44:08.625 - Sit down. - Look, it's open! Ho ho ho! 01:44:08.625 --> 01:44:10.208 - Brian, what? What's he talking about? 01:44:10.208 --> 01:44:11.834 They're open. Oh, my god. My god. 01:44:11.834 --> 01:44:14.000 [Brian whoops] 01:44:14.000 --> 01:44:15.875 They're open, they're open. 01:44:15.875 --> 01:44:17.166 Oh, my god. The baywatch, the baywatch, the baywatch. 01:44:17.166 --> 01:44:19.709 They're open, they're open! 01:44:19.709 --> 01:44:20.417 [Laughing] 01:44:20.417 --> 01:44:22.417 - Cowabunga! - oh, my god. 01:44:22.417 --> 01:44:24.250 That's the baywatch? 01:44:24.250 --> 01:44:26.291 - It's open, it's open. The baywatch. It's the baywatch. 01:44:26.291 --> 01:44:28.792 It's the baywatch. Hello there! 01:44:28.792 --> 01:44:29.834 [Brian laughing] 01:44:29.834 --> 01:44:32.875 I can't believe this! I can't believe this! 01:44:32.875 --> 01:44:34.583 I can't believe it. We have to stop. 01:44:34.583 --> 01:44:36.166 - We can't stop now. (Ricki) Come on, Larry. 01:44:36.166 --> 01:44:37.500 (Brian) no, no, no, no, no. 01:44:37.500 --> 01:44:39.000 We have to stop! Have to stop! 01:44:39.000 --> 01:44:40.583 No, Larry, no! No, no, no, no. 01:44:40.583 --> 01:44:43.208 They're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. 01:44:43.208 --> 01:44:44.458 Brian, I know. We can't, though. 01:44:44.458 --> 01:44:46.208 I'm sorry. We can't stop. 01:44:46.208 --> 01:44:48.083 - Larry, we're here. - We're here! 01:44:48.083 --> 01:44:49.792 - We're right here! - Brian. 01:44:49.792 --> 01:44:51.083 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're right here! 01:44:51.083 --> 01:44:53.083 - Brian. - Larry. 01:44:53.083 --> 01:44:54.291 - Brian. - Larry. 01:44:54.291 --> 01:44:55.500 - Brian. - Larry. 01:44:55.500 --> 01:44:56.250 - Brian. - Larry. 01:44:56.250 --> 01:44:58.291 (Brian) wait, wait a second. 01:44:58.291 --> 01:45:01.333 Wait. so turn around now, ok? 01:45:14.083 --> 01:45:16.583 All right. Eh? 01:45:19.500 --> 01:45:21.458 What do you think? 01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:28.625 Can I go down there? 01:45:28.625 --> 01:45:31.792 Brian, you can't go down there, no. That's... 01:45:31.792 --> 01:45:36.333 I mean, they-- we're not allowed down there. It's... 01:45:36.333 --> 01:45:39.333 Plus, we got to go soon. 01:45:39.333 --> 01:45:42.917 Please? please can i go down there? 01:45:42.917 --> 01:45:47.333 You know, Brian, i don't even think... 01:45:47.333 --> 01:45:49.500 This might not even be the baywatch. 01:45:49.500 --> 01:45:52.667 I think this is probably something else. 01:45:55.041 --> 01:45:56.458 Larry, you promised me. 01:45:59.000 --> 01:46:00.500 You promised me. 01:46:07.375 --> 01:46:09.125 It's right there. 01:46:09.125 --> 01:46:11.166 I know. 01:46:11.166 --> 01:46:13.166 Just for five minutes? 01:46:13.166 --> 01:46:14.959 For five minutes? 01:46:18.917 --> 01:46:21.709 Brian, what's your brother's name? 01:46:23.667 --> 01:46:25.750 Brian. - my brother's-- my brother's-- 01:46:25.750 --> 01:46:28.458 my brother's name is stinky Jimmy dorf. Wanna know why? 01:46:28.458 --> 01:46:31.041 Yeah, some other time, i do. 01:46:31.041 --> 01:46:33.250 Yeah, Los Angeles. The U.S. courthouse. 01:46:33.250 --> 01:46:35.709 The office of a James dorf. 01:46:35.709 --> 01:46:39.333 Because.... do you wanna know why? Do you wanna know why? 01:46:39.333 --> 01:46:40.417 Uh-huh. yeah, yeah. 01:46:40.417 --> 01:46:43.709 Because sometimes he smells like fish. 01:46:43.709 --> 01:46:44.917 No, I don't think so. 01:46:44.917 --> 01:46:47.375 Uh, yeah, yeah, I'll give you my name. Give me a minute. 01:46:47.375 --> 01:46:48.875 Hold on. I forgot it. Yeah. 01:46:56.792 --> 01:46:58.375 [Sighs] 01:46:59.041 --> 01:47:01.709 [Laughing] 01:47:01.709 --> 01:47:03.417 Brian. 01:47:03.417 --> 01:47:06.500 Brian, look at me. 01:47:06.500 --> 01:47:09.583 I think your brother and his friends are gonna be here soon 01:47:09.583 --> 01:47:11.917 to pick you up. Ok? 01:47:15.750 --> 01:47:17.792 I want you to know something. 01:47:20.208 --> 01:47:23.500 You're a good kid. 01:47:23.500 --> 01:47:28.375 I'm sorry about all the, uh... 01:47:28.375 --> 01:47:31.959 I'm sorry for being, uh... 01:47:39.250 --> 01:47:40.792 I'm sorry. 01:47:46.458 --> 01:47:48.041 I think you're wrong. 01:47:49.667 --> 01:47:53.083 I think that is the baywatch right there. 01:47:58.000 --> 01:48:00.291 Who knows? Maybe it is. 01:48:00.291 --> 01:48:01.750 [Chuckling] 01:48:01.750 --> 01:48:04.125 I'm a genius, mon. 01:48:04.125 --> 01:48:05.625 I knew it. 01:48:08.542 --> 01:48:11.041 You take good care of yourself, Brian. 01:48:22.917 --> 01:48:24.959 You take good care of yourself, Larry. 01:48:28.333 --> 01:48:28.792 I'll do that. 01:48:32.834 --> 01:48:35.333 Brian, let me ask you something. 01:48:35.333 --> 01:48:37.959 How do your fingernails look? 01:48:37.959 --> 01:48:38.875 My fingernails? 01:48:38.875 --> 01:48:40.875 Your fingernails, how are they looking? 01:48:44.291 --> 01:48:46.667 Don't say nothin'. 01:48:46.667 --> 01:48:48.834 They look very good. 01:48:48.834 --> 01:48:50.333 I got a-plus nails. I got a-plus nails. 01:48:50.333 --> 01:48:55.166 Never mind. Ok. Good. 01:48:55.166 --> 01:48:55.750 Go ahead. 01:48:58.000 --> 01:49:00.542 [Laughing] 01:49:00.542 --> 01:49:02.917 [Brian laughs] 01:49:07.500 --> 01:49:09.208 Go on. 01:49:15.375 --> 01:49:16.542 You know, I don't know how you're thinking 01:49:16.542 --> 01:49:19.000 about getting out of here or whatever, 01:49:19.000 --> 01:49:21.959 what your plans are, but, uh.... 01:49:21.959 --> 01:49:23.333 [Keys jingling] 01:49:23.333 --> 01:49:24.667 [Sighs] 01:49:24.667 --> 01:49:25.792 I think you should take my car. 01:49:27.875 --> 01:49:30.166 Go ahead, take it. Take it. 01:49:32.500 --> 01:49:34.834 I couldn't do that, Larry. 01:49:39.417 --> 01:49:42.792 I'd rather... You know, I'd prefer if you had it. 01:49:42.792 --> 01:49:47.333 It's a good car, and I want you to be all right. 01:49:47.333 --> 01:49:50.458 And I know that, you know, it'll get you wherever you need to go, 01:49:50.458 --> 01:49:52.834 so just, you know, take it. 01:49:52.834 --> 01:49:55.792 I was thinking about getting rid of it anyway. 01:49:57.375 --> 01:49:59.625 I'm trying to change my image. 01:50:03.417 --> 01:50:04.792 Go ahead, take it. 01:50:09.542 --> 01:50:10.959 Please. 01:50:19.417 --> 01:50:21.125 Ok. 01:50:22.333 --> 01:50:23.333 I will, thank you. 01:50:23.333 --> 01:50:26.875 Nah, don't mention it. 01:50:26.875 --> 01:50:29.959 Just do me one favor, though. 01:50:30.333 --> 01:50:32.834 Name it. 01:50:32.834 --> 01:50:39.125 As far as the, uh, lesbian thing goes... 01:50:39.125 --> 01:50:41.417 Yeah? 01:50:41.417 --> 01:50:45.875 If you do ever think about hopping the fence, 01:50:45.875 --> 01:50:48.125 promise you'll give me a call first. 01:51:11.458 --> 01:51:13.125 [Car starts] 01:51:39.667 --> 01:51:43.709 (Man, over loudspeaker) Ok, ladies and gentlemen, listen up. 01:51:43.709 --> 01:51:46.834 Camera is ready and picture is up. 01:51:46.834 --> 01:51:50.834 I need all dancers to first position as soon as possible. 01:51:50.834 --> 01:51:54.333 All dancers to first position as soon as possible. Let's go. 01:51:54.333 --> 01:51:56.792 [People chattering] 01:52:33.625 --> 01:52:35.500 (Director) ok, listen up, guys. 01:52:35.500 --> 01:52:38.208 Can we please finish pairing up, everyone? 01:52:38.208 --> 01:52:41.250 Come on, guys, it's not like you're mating for life. 01:52:41.250 --> 01:52:43.542 As the old song goes: "Just love the one you're with." 01:52:43.542 --> 01:52:46.000 Find someone to love. 01:53:12.333 --> 01:53:15.041 [Mouthing words] 01:53:21.625 --> 01:53:23.959 Nice weather we're having. 01:53:23.959 --> 01:53:27.208 (Australian accent) Yes, it's very nice. 01:53:35.625 --> 01:53:37.417 It is? 01:53:37.417 --> 01:53:39.625 [Giggling] yes. 01:53:39.625 --> 01:53:43.125 But the weather's always very nice around here, isn't it? 01:53:43.542 --> 01:53:47.709 Yes, and... 01:53:47.709 --> 01:53:50.959 A 10% chance of precipitation for low-lying coastal regions 01:53:50.959 --> 01:53:54.959 extending from new south wales to Victoria. 01:53:56.291 --> 01:53:58.083 [Chuckling] 01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:04.834 (Director) and playback. 01:54:04.834 --> 01:54:06.375 ♪ [Music playing] 01:54:06.375 --> 01:54:08.041 And...action! 01:54:11.959 --> 01:54:15.333 ♪ I hear your thunder ♪ 01:54:19.166 --> 01:54:23.250 ♪ I hear your thunder ♪ 01:54:25.667 --> 01:54:30.041 ♪ I hear your thunder ♪ 01:54:33.208 --> 01:54:37.792 ♪ I hear your thunder ♪ 01:54:40.125 --> 01:54:44.125 ♪ I hear your thunder... ♪ 01:55:36.917 --> 01:55:38.250 Rochelle. 01:55:39.917 --> 01:55:41.792 What? 01:55:41.792 --> 01:55:46.041 Rochelle. that's my real name. 01:55:47.667 --> 01:55:49.583 Rochelle. 01:55:49.583 --> 01:55:51.208 [Chuckles] 01:55:56.500 --> 01:56:00.875 So, Rochelle, 01:56:00.875 --> 01:56:04.250 does this mean you decided to hop the fence? 01:56:04.250 --> 01:56:06.917 Well, I wouldn't go that far. 01:56:06.917 --> 01:56:11.041 But I figured since I helped get you into all this, 01:56:11.041 --> 01:56:15.417 the least I could do is offer you a ride out of town. 01:56:16.792 --> 01:56:19.000 Fair enough. 01:56:33.750 --> 01:56:35.792 What? 01:56:35.792 --> 01:56:39.083 You know, i bet you'd look awesome in some mascara. 01:56:44.333 --> 01:56:46.083 I'm not sure how to take that. 01:56:46.083 --> 01:56:48.041 It's a compliment. 01:56:48.041 --> 01:56:50.000 Yeah? 01:56:50.000 --> 01:56:52.208 Like your mother said, 01:56:52.208 --> 01:56:54.917 life's not always black-and-white. 01:56:54.917 --> 01:56:57.709 Sometimes you just never know. 01:56:57.709 --> 01:56:59.291 Are you drivin' or are you bullshittin'? 01:57:01.834 --> 01:57:03.667 I'm drivin'. 01:57:03.691 --> 01:57:23.691 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::. 02:00:21.959 --> 02:00:26.083 (Brian) ♪ I love big butts and I cannot lie ♪ 02:00:26.083 --> 02:00:28.291 ♪ the other brothers can't deny ♪ 02:00:28.291 --> 02:00:30.291 ♪ when the girls walk in with their itty-bitty waist ♪ 02:00:30.291 --> 02:00:31.333 ♪ and round things in your face ♪ 02:00:31.333 --> 02:00:34.792 ♪ you get sprung or pull up tough ♪ 02:00:34.792 --> 02:00:36.291 ♪ 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed ♪ 02:00:36.291 --> 02:00:39.333 ♪ 'cause I'm long, and I'm strong ♪ 02:00:39.333 --> 02:00:40.333 ♪ and I'm down to get the friction on ♪ 02:00:40.333 --> 02:00:44.083 ♪ so, ladies, yeah ladies, yeah ♪ 02:00:44.083 --> 02:00:46.917 ♪ you wanna roll in my Mercedes? Yeah! ♪ 02:00:46.917 --> 02:00:49.083 ♪ So turn around stick it out ♪ 02:00:49.083 --> 02:00:51.166 ♪ even white boys got to shout ♪ 02:00:51.166 --> 02:00:52.625 ♪ baby got back! ♪ 02:00:52.625 --> 02:00:53.959 ♪ [Humming] ♪ 02:00:53.959 --> 02:00:55.250 ♪ baby got back! ♪ 02:00:55.250 --> 02:00:56.792 ♪ [Humming] ♪