WEBVTT 00:00:00.786 --> 00:00:20.786 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:59.810 --> 00:01:01.812 Real Estate Query Engine 00:01:01.937 --> 00:01:05.232 is a virtual Rubicon of information 00:01:05.357 --> 00:01:07.651 putting the lawyer himself at the controls. 00:01:07.776 --> 00:01:12.072 I'm going to take off, okay? I'll try and catch the two o'clock back. 00:01:12.155 --> 00:01:14.408 You're leaving the seminar now? It's not even intermission. 00:01:14.533 --> 00:01:18.036 - I don't think you can do that. - It's fine. Cover for me. 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:20.372 - Get it all. - I guess. 00:01:20.497 --> 00:01:23.166 - Could we have your badge? - Yeah. 00:01:23.292 --> 00:01:26.211 It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet. 00:01:26.712 --> 00:01:28.046 # One, two 00:01:28.172 --> 00:01:30.048 # A one, whoo! 00:01:41.351 --> 00:01:42.394 Hello. 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:45.647 I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too. 00:01:45.856 --> 00:01:49.109 Uh, sorry, your seat belt seems to be broken. 00:01:49.234 --> 00:01:50.903 What do you recommend I do? 00:01:51.570 --> 00:01:54.573 I recommend you stop being such a faggot. 00:01:55.073 --> 00:01:56.992 You're in the back seat. 00:01:57.492 --> 00:01:58.869 Jesus. 00:01:59.620 --> 00:02:01.496 [tires screech] 00:02:01.622 --> 00:02:02.873 See? 00:02:03.707 --> 00:02:07.503 # Oh, one day when you're looking back 00:02:08.670 --> 00:02:12.508 # You were young and man, you were sad 00:02:12.716 --> 00:02:14.760 # When you're young you get sad 00:02:15.135 --> 00:02:17.012 # When you're young 00:02:17.804 --> 00:02:20.182 # You get sad 00:02:20.307 --> 00:02:25.354 # And you get high 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:27.439 # Oh, man! 00:02:34.613 --> 00:02:36.156 [beeping] 00:02:36.657 --> 00:02:38.617 # Young gal done you bad 00:02:38.742 --> 00:02:40.953 # And I went and did you wrong 00:02:41.787 --> 00:02:43.747 # Young gal, you done me bad 00:02:43.872 --> 00:02:46.041 # So I went and did you wrong 00:02:46.166 --> 00:02:49.461 # Then I got high, high, high, high 00:02:50.587 --> 00:02:53.048 # Lord, I got high 00:02:53.882 --> 00:02:56.552 # You got a bone to pick with me 00:02:56.677 --> 00:02:59.137 # But I wish you'd let me be 00:03:00.389 --> 00:03:04.101 # Oh, one day when you're looking back 00:03:05.519 --> 00:03:09.106 # You were young and man, you were sad 00:03:09.857 --> 00:03:12.067 # When you're young you get sad 00:03:12.192 --> 00:03:14.069 # When you're young 00:03:14.444 --> 00:03:17.114 # You get sad 00:03:17.197 --> 00:03:21.743 # And you get high 00:03:22.244 --> 00:03:23.704 # Oh, man! 00:03:27.708 --> 00:03:29.126 # Oh, man! 00:03:29.710 --> 00:03:30.836 Hello? 00:03:33.088 --> 00:03:34.298 Hello? 00:03:34.631 --> 00:03:36.884 - [barks] - Hey, boy. 00:03:37.384 --> 00:03:40.053 Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy? 00:03:40.262 --> 00:03:41.889 [sighs] 00:03:42.472 --> 00:03:43.765 Honey? 00:03:46.101 --> 00:03:47.436 Heidi? 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:57.362 [woman groans] 00:03:58.030 --> 00:03:59.198 Ooh! 00:03:59.323 --> 00:04:00.365 Heidi? 00:04:03.577 --> 00:04:05.787 [ecstatic groans] 00:04:14.004 --> 00:04:14.963 Mitch! 00:04:15.881 --> 00:04:19.176 What are you doing home? You totally scared me! 00:04:19.760 --> 00:04:23.555 I scared you? Because for a second, I thought... 00:04:24.306 --> 00:04:26.225 I don't even want to say it. 00:04:26.350 --> 00:04:28.018 Mmm! 00:04:30.270 --> 00:04:31.563 Wow! 00:04:31.688 --> 00:04:34.608 That's, like, pretty hard-core. 00:04:34.733 --> 00:04:36.485 Yeah, I know. 00:04:36.568 --> 00:04:39.947 No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed. 00:04:40.072 --> 00:04:43.158 This is a major turn-on. Let's go with this. 00:04:43.283 --> 00:04:45.369 - Is this what you do when I'm gone? - Wait. 00:04:45.494 --> 00:04:49.581 I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines. 00:04:49.665 --> 00:04:52.334 - Mitch, we need to talk. - Hello! 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:54.753 - [screams] - [all scream] 00:04:55.712 --> 00:04:56.672 [barks] 00:04:57.840 --> 00:04:59.216 Be honest. 00:04:59.341 --> 00:05:02.427 Please tell me this is the first time this has happened. 00:05:03.470 --> 00:05:07.224 You want me to be honest, or you want me to tell you this is the first time? 00:05:07.349 --> 00:05:11.353 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing is wrong with me! 00:05:11.478 --> 00:05:13.272 I've tried to tell you about this. 00:05:13.397 --> 00:05:15.274 What? When? 00:05:16.191 --> 00:05:18.569 - All the time! - Like when? 00:05:19.611 --> 00:05:22.739 - Like, when we're in bed and stuff. - In bed? 00:05:24.032 --> 00:05:26.368 I thought you were just talking dirty. 00:05:26.493 --> 00:05:29.705 I was, but I was being serious. 00:05:29.830 --> 00:05:31.415 [sighs] 00:05:33.292 --> 00:05:35.878 You've said some really sick stuff. 00:05:36.003 --> 00:05:37.254 You have to admit, 00:05:37.379 --> 00:05:40.924 we haven't been living the most exciting lives in the world. 00:05:41.049 --> 00:05:44.428 This is a totally different kind of satisfaction for me. 00:05:44.553 --> 00:05:46.180 It's purely sexual. 00:05:46.305 --> 00:05:47.723 Whoo! 00:05:50.350 --> 00:05:52.561 [tearful] I'm really sorry. 00:05:55.314 --> 00:05:57.149 [doorbell] 00:06:04.114 --> 00:06:06.158 - Hello. - Yeah? 00:06:06.909 --> 00:06:08.535 I'm here for the gang bang. 00:06:10.037 --> 00:06:11.622 [sighs] 00:06:11.747 --> 00:06:13.916 [bell rings] 00:06:14.416 --> 00:06:16.793 You look a little pale, Mitch. You need to breathe. 00:06:16.919 --> 00:06:19.087 Let a little blood up in your face. 00:06:19.213 --> 00:06:22.216 - I don't want to breathe. - You should be proud of yourself. 00:06:22.341 --> 00:06:26.011 Do you know how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi? 00:06:26.136 --> 00:06:28.889 A girl like that comes around once every hundred years. 00:06:29.014 --> 00:06:31.225 I wasn't looking for a girl like that. 00:06:31.350 --> 00:06:35.187 Columbus wasn't looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everybody. 00:06:35.312 --> 00:06:37.356 You're here. You know what I mean? 00:06:37.481 --> 00:06:40.943 I just want to thank you one last time for being here. 00:06:41.068 --> 00:06:42.694 It's the best day ever. 00:06:42.819 --> 00:06:46.365 Don't even start with me, Franklin. You need to walk away from this ASAP. 00:06:46.490 --> 00:06:49.368 - What? - You need to get out, Frankie. 00:06:50.452 --> 00:06:53.997 [wedding march plays] 00:06:56.124 --> 00:06:59.461 It's now or never. Get out of here while you're still single. 00:06:59.670 --> 00:07:03.674 - I'm not single. - You're still single right now. 00:07:03.799 --> 00:07:07.553 This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 00:07:07.678 --> 00:07:10.097 Give that six months. That will change. 00:07:10.222 --> 00:07:12.182 I got a wife, kids. 00:07:12.307 --> 00:07:15.143 Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? 00:07:15.644 --> 00:07:18.105 There's my wife. See that? 00:07:18.313 --> 00:07:21.191 Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby". 00:07:21.316 --> 00:07:23.986 She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. Let it go. 00:07:24.111 --> 00:07:26.446 [excited gasps] 00:07:26.572 --> 00:07:29.741 Let me be the first to say congratulations, then. 00:07:29.867 --> 00:07:33.620 You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through. 00:07:33.745 --> 00:07:37.207 - Don't listen to him, Frank. - I need my inhaler. 00:07:38.917 --> 00:07:42.004 It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart. 00:07:42.129 --> 00:07:44.006 You look beautiful. 00:07:44.131 --> 00:07:46.175 Great. [chuckles] 00:07:48.802 --> 00:07:50.179 Dearly beloved, 00:07:50.304 --> 00:07:52.347 we are gathered here together 00:07:52.514 --> 00:07:54.683 to join Franklin and Marissa... 00:07:54.808 --> 00:07:58.103 - Don't do it! [coughs] - [congregation gasps] 00:08:00.772 --> 00:08:02.900 [hoarsely] My throat is dry. I'm sorry. 00:08:03.025 --> 00:08:04.276 I'm a smoker. 00:08:04.943 --> 00:08:06.111 Okay. 00:08:06.320 --> 00:08:07.696 # Turn around 00:08:07.821 --> 00:08:10.699 # Every now and then I get a little bit lonely 00:08:10.824 --> 00:08:12.951 # And you're never coming round 00:08:13.076 --> 00:08:14.620 # Turn around 00:08:14.745 --> 00:08:17.998 # Every now and then I get a little bit tired 00:08:18.123 --> 00:08:20.125 # Of listening to the sound of my tears 00:08:20.250 --> 00:08:21.752 # Turn around 00:08:21.877 --> 00:08:24.963 # Every now and then I get a little bit nervous 00:08:25.088 --> 00:08:27.257 # That the best of all the years have gone by 00:08:27.382 --> 00:08:28.967 # Turn around 00:08:29.092 --> 00:08:32.346 # Every now and then I get a little bit terrified 00:08:32.471 --> 00:08:34.348 # But then I see the fucking look in your eyes 00:08:34.473 --> 00:08:35.933 # Turn around 00:08:36.058 --> 00:08:37.809 # Bright eyes 00:08:37.935 --> 00:08:39.811 # Every now and then I fall apart 00:08:39.937 --> 00:08:41.396 # Turn around 00:08:41.522 --> 00:08:42.814 # Bright eyes 00:08:42.940 --> 00:08:45.943 # Well, fucking every now and then I fall apart 00:08:46.235 --> 00:08:49.071 # And I need you now tonight 00:08:49.446 --> 00:08:52.366 # I fucking need you more than ever! 00:08:52.491 --> 00:08:54.409 #... the look in your eye 00:08:54.868 --> 00:08:58.789 # And now I find now I need you more than... 00:08:58.914 --> 00:08:59.873 Mitch Martin? 00:09:00.624 --> 00:09:01.834 Yeah. 00:09:05.963 --> 00:09:07.297 Nicole! 00:09:07.422 --> 00:09:08.173 [giggles] 00:09:08.298 --> 00:09:10.008 My God! 00:09:10.133 --> 00:09:12.344 This is crazy! 00:09:12.469 --> 00:09:14.763 I can't believe it's you! 00:09:14.888 --> 00:09:16.306 Oh! 00:09:16.431 --> 00:09:18.350 Oh! God. 00:09:19.434 --> 00:09:22.145 - What are you doing here? - I was invited. 00:09:22.271 --> 00:09:23.438 Yeah, uh, 00:09:23.564 --> 00:09:28.902 the last time that I had heard, you had uh, moved to... 00:09:28.944 --> 00:09:30.779 - What do you call it? - Denver. 00:09:31.405 --> 00:09:33.282 The Sunshine State. 00:09:33.365 --> 00:09:34.616 Denver! 00:09:34.741 --> 00:09:37.160 Gorgeous! Gorgeous! 00:09:38.203 --> 00:09:39.621 Hmm. 00:09:40.205 --> 00:09:41.415 Oh, boy. 00:09:42.249 --> 00:09:43.917 Are you okay? 00:09:44.084 --> 00:09:45.294 No, I'm... 00:09:45.419 --> 00:09:47.963 Uh, yeah, I just uh, I feel a little 00:09:49.381 --> 00:09:50.674 fucked up. 00:09:51.091 --> 00:09:54.553 Marissa told me about your girlfriend. I'm very sorry. 00:09:57.222 --> 00:10:00.934 The thing about that one is, is it's not just that. 00:10:01.518 --> 00:10:04.313 It's a combination of things. 00:10:04.396 --> 00:10:07.232 We had a dog, we had a great place, 00:10:07.357 --> 00:10:09.401 but all just... phoo! 00:10:09.610 --> 00:10:11.236 Just... mm-hm. 00:10:11.361 --> 00:10:14.489 You know what? I think you should have some of this. 00:10:14.615 --> 00:10:17.075 - What's in this one? - Coffee. 00:10:18.368 --> 00:10:19.870 Mm. 00:10:21.496 --> 00:10:23.207 - [crash] - Ow! Ow! 00:10:23.290 --> 00:10:24.666 Jesus! 00:10:25.250 --> 00:10:28.378 I am so sorry! Please, just... 00:10:28.504 --> 00:10:31.089 I can fix it. Just... 00:10:31.215 --> 00:10:34.718 - No, Mitch! - What are you doing to this poor girl? 00:10:34.843 --> 00:10:37.137 Mitch, stop it! I got it. 00:10:37.262 --> 00:10:39.848 No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now. 00:10:39.973 --> 00:10:41.892 There's a bathroom over here. 00:10:42.017 --> 00:10:44.311 Mitch, honey? Hon? 00:10:44.436 --> 00:10:46.396 Go get some air. Walk it off. 00:10:46.522 --> 00:10:48.315 Wait a second. 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:49.900 Yeah? 00:10:50.025 --> 00:10:53.028 - Put in a good word for me. - Okay. 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:58.158 # Le-oh-le, oh-le-ooh-ooh 00:10:58.283 --> 00:11:00.369 # It's fuckin' 00:11:00.786 --> 00:11:03.539 # Real lovin' 00:11:03.914 --> 00:11:05.415 # You're my 00:11:06.583 --> 00:11:09.086 # Lady # 00:11:09.169 --> 00:11:11.505 - Hey, Marissa! - [applause] 00:11:11.630 --> 00:11:13.340 You're the lady. 00:11:14.383 --> 00:11:16.510 [clinking on glasses] 00:11:25.060 --> 00:11:26.895 - [clinking stops] - I'd like to say I'm... 00:11:27.020 --> 00:11:29.189 - Can't hear you! ...glad and... 00:11:29.314 --> 00:11:30.899 - [feedback] - Excuse me. 00:11:31.024 --> 00:11:34.695 I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight. 00:11:36.196 --> 00:11:40.284 I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years. 00:11:40.409 --> 00:11:42.119 That's great. Congratulations. 00:11:42.244 --> 00:11:44.204 I love you, Dad! 00:11:44.329 --> 00:11:46.999 True love is hard to find. 00:11:47.082 --> 00:11:49.126 Sometimes you think you have true love, 00:11:49.251 --> 00:11:52.546 then you catch the early flight home from San Diego 00:11:52.671 --> 00:11:55.841 and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded 00:11:55.966 --> 00:12:00.053 like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team your girlfriend... 00:12:00.179 --> 00:12:03.891 It stops right there and it continues right here, 00:12:04.016 --> 00:12:07.352 because what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind. 00:12:09.313 --> 00:12:11.607 Let's raise our glasses. 00:12:11.732 --> 00:12:13.650 Salute. Health and happiness. 00:12:14.234 --> 00:12:15.527 Cheers, everybody. 00:12:16.445 --> 00:12:19.114 I love you so much, Frankie. I love you. 00:12:19.198 --> 00:12:20.991 I'm not a talker. 00:12:21.116 --> 00:12:23.368 I love you. Congratulations. 00:12:23.493 --> 00:12:24.620 [soft rock] 00:12:24.661 --> 00:12:25.746 [soft rock] 00:12:44.348 --> 00:12:47.809 I thought you said near campus. This is practically on-campus. It's sick. 00:12:47.935 --> 00:12:50.103 This is great. How did you land this place? 00:12:50.229 --> 00:12:52.022 It was pretty easy. 00:12:52.147 --> 00:12:55.859 A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died. 00:12:55.984 --> 00:12:57.277 That's awesome! 00:12:59.112 --> 00:13:00.697 That's awesome. 00:13:00.864 --> 00:13:02.991 A little housewarming. 00:13:03.116 --> 00:13:05.035 To new beginnings. 00:13:06.495 --> 00:13:07.579 Thanks. 00:13:07.955 --> 00:13:09.498 Uh, 00:13:10.123 --> 00:13:13.043 actually, I gave this to you for your uh, wedding. 00:13:14.586 --> 00:13:16.171 This model? 00:13:16.338 --> 00:13:18.757 Uh, no, this exact one. 00:13:19.925 --> 00:13:21.593 [sighs] I'm sorry. 00:13:21.718 --> 00:13:23.554 I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:24.888 It's okay. 00:13:25.013 --> 00:13:26.723 I hope you like it. 00:13:27.391 --> 00:13:29.768 I love it. Thank you. 00:13:29.893 --> 00:13:31.854 This place is unbelievable. 00:13:31.979 --> 00:13:33.981 - You like it? - How could you still be depressed? 00:13:34.106 --> 00:13:37.442 This is the best thing that's happened to us. 00:13:37.568 --> 00:13:39.111 - Us? - Yeah, us. 00:13:39.236 --> 00:13:42.030 Do not get selfish on me. Stay with me. 00:13:42.155 --> 00:13:44.032 Put a bar in over there, right? 00:13:44.157 --> 00:13:48.328 Couple Lazy Boys, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere. 00:13:48.453 --> 00:13:50.205 Max, can you earmuff it for me? 00:13:51.456 --> 00:13:54.209 We'll get so much ass here, it will be sick. 00:13:54.334 --> 00:13:56.378 I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass. 00:13:56.503 --> 00:13:58.714 That sounds like a lot of fun, but 00:13:58.839 --> 00:14:01.800 I need a little time to get my life back together. 00:14:01.925 --> 00:14:04.678 We need to throw a big kick-ass party to start things off. 00:14:04.803 --> 00:14:08.015 Absolutely. Break it in, meet the neighbors. 00:14:08.140 --> 00:14:10.058 Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about. 00:14:10.184 --> 00:14:11.393 Break it in. 00:14:11.560 --> 00:14:14.897 The real estate guy was really adamant about not having... 00:14:15.022 --> 00:14:17.858 I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you. 00:14:17.983 --> 00:14:20.652 Girls love a guy in your situation. 00:14:20.777 --> 00:14:21.904 What situation? 00:14:22.070 --> 00:14:24.031 Mitch, you're on the rebound. 00:14:24.156 --> 00:14:26.491 Like an injured fawn nursed back to health 00:14:26.617 --> 00:14:28.827 who will finally be re-released into the wilderness. 00:14:28.952 --> 00:14:31.038 - [smash] - Sorry. 00:14:31.163 --> 00:14:32.706 Please be careful. 00:14:32.831 --> 00:14:35.417 - I'm sorry. You okay? - Say it to the baby. 00:14:35.542 --> 00:14:37.085 - You upset him. - Sorry, baby. 00:14:37.211 --> 00:14:39.046 It's okay. It happens. 00:14:39.171 --> 00:14:41.423 We should go tropical with this thing. 00:14:41.548 --> 00:14:44.760 Sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy. 00:14:44.885 --> 00:14:45.928 Sand in here? 00:14:46.053 --> 00:14:48.597 Or foam, whatever. Something in here. 00:14:48.722 --> 00:14:51.308 - You understand what I'm talking about? - Absolutely. 00:14:51.433 --> 00:14:53.894 I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa. 00:14:54.019 --> 00:14:55.395 [baby cries] 00:14:56.563 --> 00:14:58.565 I'm messing with you guys! 00:14:58.690 --> 00:15:02.069 It's not funny. And now the baby is upset. 00:15:03.487 --> 00:15:06.073 # Here I go again on my own 00:15:06.198 --> 00:15:07.616 [bang] 00:15:08.367 --> 00:15:12.329 # Going down the only road I've ever known 00:15:12.871 --> 00:15:13.997 Hey. 00:15:14.122 --> 00:15:17.125 # Like a drifter I was born to walk alone 00:15:17.251 --> 00:15:18.460 Hey! 00:15:18.585 --> 00:15:20.212 Hey, honey! 00:15:20.671 --> 00:15:22.297 I brought you an iced tea! 00:15:22.422 --> 00:15:24.675 No, thanks. I got a fresh beer. 00:15:24.800 --> 00:15:26.885 Can you turn that off for a second? 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:30.514 [music stops] 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:31.932 Wow. 00:15:32.057 --> 00:15:33.767 That's really loud. 00:15:33.892 --> 00:15:35.185 Yeah. Thanks. 00:15:35.310 --> 00:15:38.397 I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice. 00:15:38.522 --> 00:15:42.693 But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal. 00:15:42.818 --> 00:15:43.902 Hey, Mike! 00:15:44.027 --> 00:15:45.112 Right. 00:15:45.237 --> 00:15:48.240 - So, what's up? - Nothing much. 00:15:48.365 --> 00:15:51.159 I was hoping we might get to those thank-you notes tomorrow night. 00:15:51.285 --> 00:15:53.787 Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night. 00:15:53.912 --> 00:15:56.206 That's right. I totally forgot. 00:15:56.331 --> 00:15:58.083 But I can skip it. 00:15:58.208 --> 00:16:00.794 Oh, no. No! 00:16:01.003 --> 00:16:02.713 Don't be silly. 00:16:02.838 --> 00:16:06.466 I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me. 00:16:06.592 --> 00:16:10.387 Um, I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night. 00:16:10.512 --> 00:16:12.764 - It'll be fun. - Thanks. 00:16:12.890 --> 00:16:14.558 You're the best. 00:16:15.434 --> 00:16:17.436 As long as you promise to take it easy. 00:16:17.561 --> 00:16:20.814 - What do you mean? - You know exactly what I mean. 00:16:21.523 --> 00:16:24.902 You've come a long way since Frank the Tank, and we don't want him coming back. 00:16:25.068 --> 00:16:28.572 Honey, [chuckles] Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay? 00:16:28.697 --> 00:16:31.867 That part of me is over. It's water under the bridge. 00:16:31.992 --> 00:16:33.619 I promise. 00:16:33.827 --> 00:16:36.747 [heavy metal plays] 00:16:41.084 --> 00:16:43.170 [laughing and cheering] 00:16:47.299 --> 00:16:48.342 Nice, right? 00:16:48.467 --> 00:16:50.385 This is incredible. How did you do this? 00:16:50.511 --> 00:16:53.055 With all the people, and the speakers. 00:16:53.180 --> 00:16:55.599 I thought we were having a small get-together. 00:16:55.724 --> 00:16:58.310 This is one of many small get-togethers. 00:16:58.435 --> 00:17:00.270 That's why you got the house, brother. 00:17:00.395 --> 00:17:01.855 You're having fun? 00:17:01.980 --> 00:17:04.483 - I'm having a great time. - Good. 00:17:04.608 --> 00:17:08.570 What else have you got planned? A student band or something? 00:17:08.695 --> 00:17:09.947 Yeah, that's it. 00:17:10.072 --> 00:17:13.450 I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next. 00:17:13.575 --> 00:17:15.160 I own six Speaker Cities. 00:17:15.285 --> 00:17:18.080 I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about. 00:17:18.205 --> 00:17:21.083 I got more electronics up there than a KISS concert. 00:17:21.208 --> 00:17:25.546 You think I'd roll out that kind of red carpet for a fuckin' marching band? 00:17:25.671 --> 00:17:27.130 Make sure you can see the stage. 00:17:27.673 --> 00:17:29.550 Excuse me. Pardon me. 00:17:29.675 --> 00:17:32.845 I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind. 00:17:32.970 --> 00:17:34.054 Thank you. 00:17:34.179 --> 00:17:36.890 This is the guy I was talking about. This is his house. 00:17:37.015 --> 00:17:40.394 - What's up, man? - No, that's my friend, Mitch. 00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:42.938 My friend Mitch, he owns the house. 00:17:43.063 --> 00:17:46.692 Anyway, come hit this. You need to hit this. 00:17:46.817 --> 00:17:50.404 No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. 00:17:50.904 --> 00:17:54.116 I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time. 00:17:54.241 --> 00:17:56.702 A big day? Doing what? 00:17:56.827 --> 00:17:59.705 Well, um, actually, pretty nice little Saturday. 00:17:59.788 --> 00:18:01.373 We're going to Home Depot. 00:18:02.291 --> 00:18:04.960 Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring. 00:18:05.460 --> 00:18:07.963 Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond. 00:18:08.088 --> 00:18:10.591 I don't know if we'll have enough time. 00:18:10.757 --> 00:18:12.509 [mocking laughter] 00:18:13.051 --> 00:18:15.971 You know what? Give me that thing. I'll do one. 00:18:16.096 --> 00:18:19.308 He gonna do one! He gonna do one! 00:18:19.433 --> 00:18:21.810 - Do it! - [laughter] 00:18:22.227 --> 00:18:23.854 [cheering] 00:18:23.979 --> 00:18:26.106 That's a talented man right there. 00:18:28.066 --> 00:18:29.693 [whooping] 00:18:29.943 --> 00:18:32.321 - That's what I'm talking about. - Fill it up again! 00:18:32.446 --> 00:18:35.657 God, that's good. It's so good! 00:18:35.782 --> 00:18:38.452 Once it hits your lips, it's so good. 00:18:38.577 --> 00:18:41.997 Thank you very much, guys. This will be happening at this house all year. 00:18:42.164 --> 00:18:44.041 So don't burn yourselves out tonight. 00:18:44.124 --> 00:18:47.961 Thank you very much for coming to the official Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. 00:18:48.170 --> 00:18:50.214 [cheering] 00:18:51.924 --> 00:18:54.468 For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is, 00:18:54.551 --> 00:18:56.678 he's the very successful, 00:18:56.803 --> 00:18:59.723 very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini-bar. 00:19:03.936 --> 00:19:06.647 Now, courtesy of Speaker City, 00:19:06.730 --> 00:19:10.442 which slashes prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, 00:19:10.567 --> 00:19:14.863 give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal 00:19:14.988 --> 00:19:18.534 and your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg. 00:19:18.659 --> 00:19:21.620 [wild cheering] 00:19:23.622 --> 00:19:25.624 Yeah. Yeah. 00:19:26.750 --> 00:19:28.502 You know what? 00:19:28.627 --> 00:19:30.462 # I'm thinkin' of a master plan 00:19:30.629 --> 00:19:33.423 # Cos ain't nothin' but sweat inside my hand 00:19:33.549 --> 00:19:35.968 # So I dig into my pockets All my money is spent 00:19:36.093 --> 00:19:38.262 # So I dig deeper But still comin' up with lint 00:19:38.345 --> 00:19:40.639 # So I start my mission Leave my residence 00:19:40.764 --> 00:19:43.141 # I'm thinkin' how can I get Some dead presidents 00:19:43.267 --> 00:19:46.019 [cheering and applause] 00:19:48.647 --> 00:19:51.400 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 00:19:54.570 --> 00:19:56.989 [all chant] Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! 00:19:57.114 --> 00:20:00.200 Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! 00:20:00.367 --> 00:20:01.785 Whoo! 00:20:01.910 --> 00:20:05.163 You know it! You know it! 00:20:05.706 --> 00:20:07.207 Whoo! 00:20:07.958 --> 00:20:10.252 [whooping] 00:20:10.377 --> 00:20:12.629 # A pen and a paper A stereo, a tape 00:20:12.754 --> 00:20:16.258 # Of me and Warren G And a big, fat plate of chicken wings 00:20:16.383 --> 00:20:17.467 # Cos that's my favorite thing... 00:20:17.593 --> 00:20:19.011 You're that guy. 00:20:19.136 --> 00:20:20.095 What? 00:20:20.220 --> 00:20:22.055 Mitch-a-palooza, from the poster. 00:20:22.139 --> 00:20:23.557 Yeah, that's me. 00:20:23.682 --> 00:20:26.059 This party is great. Nice work. 00:20:26.185 --> 00:20:28.520 My friends put it on for me. 00:20:28.645 --> 00:20:32.107 They're kind of re-releasing me out into the wild. 00:20:32.232 --> 00:20:34.443 What are you talking about? 00:20:34.568 --> 00:20:36.069 Nothing. Sorry. 00:20:36.195 --> 00:20:38.739 # Got to have some thangs 00:20:38.822 --> 00:20:41.366 - # So what you need is some game - Say what, say what. 00:20:41.491 --> 00:20:43.994 - # To get your paper, man. - Say what, say what. 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:46.413 - # Oh, baby - Yeah, yeah! 00:20:46.538 --> 00:20:47.998 # In a world of paper, paper 00:20:48.123 --> 00:20:52.252 # Did somebody say make money, money Make money, money, money 00:20:52.377 --> 00:20:54.254 # Make money, money Make money, money, money 00:20:54.379 --> 00:20:57.216 # Say, make money, money Make money, money, money 00:20:57.299 --> 00:20:59.468 # Make money, money Make money, money, money 00:20:59.593 --> 00:21:00.844 # Take money, money... 00:21:01.053 --> 00:21:03.514 We're going streaking! 00:21:03.639 --> 00:21:06.099 [confused chatter] 00:21:06.183 --> 00:21:08.268 [gasps] 00:21:09.061 --> 00:21:10.062 I'm sorry. 00:21:10.187 --> 00:21:15.234 We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium. 00:21:15.317 --> 00:21:16.652 Come on, everybody! 00:21:16.777 --> 00:21:18.278 Come on, Snoop! 00:21:19.112 --> 00:21:21.031 Snoop-a-loop! Snoop... 00:21:21.532 --> 00:21:23.617 No, it's cool. I'm cool. 00:21:23.742 --> 00:21:25.577 Bring your green hat. 00:21:25.702 --> 00:21:28.080 Come on, everybody, we're going! 00:21:28.205 --> 00:21:29.623 Here we go! 00:21:29.748 --> 00:21:32.501 Man, man. Man, put the music back on. 00:21:32.626 --> 00:21:34.461 Let's get the party back cracking up. 00:21:34.586 --> 00:21:36.046 [cheering] 00:21:36.171 --> 00:21:37.381 Whoo! 00:21:37.464 --> 00:21:40.968 Come on! We're streaking. Come on! 00:21:41.093 --> 00:21:43.846 Come on! Come on, everybody, come on! 00:21:43.971 --> 00:21:45.305 Whoo! 00:21:45.430 --> 00:21:46.723 Whoo-hoo! 00:21:46.849 --> 00:21:50.185 We're streaking! We're streaking! 00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:51.562 Whoo! 00:21:51.687 --> 00:21:54.022 - [alarm] - Come on! 00:21:55.399 --> 00:21:58.360 - Tell her! - Vanessa, I totally forgot. 00:21:58.485 --> 00:22:02.739 It's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present! 00:22:02.865 --> 00:22:05.951 I told you, you don't have to get me anything. 00:22:06.076 --> 00:22:09.913 Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class. 00:22:10.289 --> 00:22:12.666 - It was incredible. - A class? 00:22:12.791 --> 00:22:15.502 And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance. 00:22:15.627 --> 00:22:17.254 Why should I go to a class? 00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:21.133 Bernard should be the one going to class. The man is orally challenged. 00:22:21.258 --> 00:22:24.219 - [chuckling] - Wait a second, is that guy... 00:22:24.344 --> 00:22:25.429 Whoo! 00:22:25.554 --> 00:22:27.306 Oh, my God. 00:22:28.557 --> 00:22:30.893 That's disgusting! 00:22:31.852 --> 00:22:33.687 Why am I looking at that? 00:22:34.730 --> 00:22:36.398 Why are you slowing down? 00:22:36.523 --> 00:22:39.234 - Just drive. Go. - [hooting] 00:22:39.943 --> 00:22:40.944 Frank? 00:22:41.653 --> 00:22:43.363 No way. 00:22:45.616 --> 00:22:46.533 Frank! 00:22:47.367 --> 00:22:49.912 Hey, honey. Hey. 00:22:50.037 --> 00:22:51.997 What the hell are you doing? 00:22:52.122 --> 00:22:56.210 We're streaking. We're going up through the quad to the gymnasium. 00:22:57.169 --> 00:22:58.921 Who's streaking? 00:22:59.046 --> 00:23:00.839 There's more coming. 00:23:01.590 --> 00:23:03.509 Frank, get in the car. 00:23:03.675 --> 00:23:05.385 - Everybody's doing it. - Now! 00:23:05.511 --> 00:23:06.470 Okay. 00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:14.311 [softly] Scooch over. 00:23:17.606 --> 00:23:19.149 Oh. Hey. 00:23:19.608 --> 00:23:21.235 Hey, ladies. 00:23:21.568 --> 00:23:26.031 Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh? 00:23:26.156 --> 00:23:28.158 [laughter] 00:23:28.283 --> 00:23:29.618 Please, guys. 00:23:30.244 --> 00:23:32.246 Honey, do you think KFC is still open? 00:23:32.371 --> 00:23:35.040 [giggling] 00:23:41.463 --> 00:23:43.966 [alarm] 00:23:46.260 --> 00:23:47.886 [alarm stops] 00:23:48.011 --> 00:23:49.429 Oh. 00:23:49.638 --> 00:23:51.557 Oh, shit. 00:23:54.852 --> 00:23:56.270 Good morning. 00:23:57.771 --> 00:23:59.773 Now, that was a party. 00:24:03.360 --> 00:24:05.696 Since when are you so shy? 00:24:05.821 --> 00:24:07.531 No, I'm not. I just... 00:24:07.656 --> 00:24:11.118 Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk. 00:24:11.994 --> 00:24:14.538 I don't remember. 00:24:14.663 --> 00:24:16.665 I don't think so. 00:24:17.749 --> 00:24:21.461 Um, listen, about last night. 00:24:22.379 --> 00:24:26.675 I just got out of a very serious and traumatic relationship. 00:24:26.800 --> 00:24:28.010 [giggles] 00:24:28.135 --> 00:24:30.679 I'm kind of in a weird place right now. 00:24:31.722 --> 00:24:32.973 What? 00:24:33.098 --> 00:24:35.350 Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal. 00:24:36.393 --> 00:24:39.104 Mitch, with an "M." 00:24:40.230 --> 00:24:42.357 Right, um, look. 00:24:43.317 --> 00:24:47.613 Whatever. We were just having a little fun. You have nothing to worry about. 00:24:47.738 --> 00:24:49.031 No. 00:24:49.156 --> 00:24:51.575 Yeah, you're right. I'm okay with it. 00:24:51.700 --> 00:24:56.413 - It's casual. I was just... - Um, I got to go to class, so... 00:24:56.788 --> 00:25:00.000 So, how do we do this? Shall I... 00:25:00.125 --> 00:25:02.211 You want to leave me your number? 00:25:02.336 --> 00:25:05.005 - You don't even have to worry about it. - Okay. 00:25:08.842 --> 00:25:10.761 See you around. 00:25:13.388 --> 00:25:14.431 Bye. 00:25:14.556 --> 00:25:16.308 [door closes] 00:25:16.558 --> 00:25:17.684 I love you. 00:25:17.935 --> 00:25:21.688 At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players 00:25:21.813 --> 00:25:23.690 to camcorders, and everything in between. 00:25:23.815 --> 00:25:27.027 Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state-of-the-art 00:25:27.152 --> 00:25:29.112 home theatre equipment and accessories. 00:25:29.238 --> 00:25:31.782 Show us a competitor's price. We'll beat it. 00:25:31.907 --> 00:25:35.035 If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally. 00:25:35.744 --> 00:25:37.037 Figuratively, I mean. 00:25:37.162 --> 00:25:40.499 The only thing that sounds better than our speakers are our prices! 00:25:40.624 --> 00:25:41.792 Hi, silly kid. 00:25:42.793 --> 00:25:45.629 What do you think? Honestly. Shoot me straight. 00:25:45.754 --> 00:25:46.964 Really good. 00:25:47.089 --> 00:25:49.049 - You look great. - Really? 00:25:49.591 --> 00:25:53.095 - Yeah. [clears throat] - God, I went a little bit... 00:25:53.220 --> 00:25:55.514 - Got crazy last night. - Yeah. 00:25:55.639 --> 00:25:58.767 I still haven't heard from Frank. I'm worried. 00:25:58.934 --> 00:26:01.228 - Hello? - [cans rattle] 00:26:02.479 --> 00:26:04.356 Come on in. 00:26:04.481 --> 00:26:06.275 Is this one of your guys here? 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:09.152 - Three fire hazards over here. - What are you doing? 00:26:13.323 --> 00:26:16.785 Cheese, is that you? 00:26:17.286 --> 00:26:21.415 Hello, Mitch, Bernard. See you guys haven't changed much. 00:26:21.665 --> 00:26:22.416 Who is this? 00:26:22.541 --> 00:26:24.877 Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother? 00:26:25.002 --> 00:26:28.714 Actually, my name isn't Cheese any more. It's Gordon Pritchard. 00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:30.007 Oh, yeah! 00:26:30.132 --> 00:26:32.009 Chee-eese! 00:26:32.134 --> 00:26:34.344 Didn't we lock you in a Dumpster once? 00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:36.388 I got out. 00:26:36.513 --> 00:26:39.391 Cool, man. I'm glad you did. 00:26:41.810 --> 00:26:44.021 - You had a good time last night? - Yeah. 00:26:44.146 --> 00:26:47.608 There might be some whippits lying around if you want them. 00:26:47.733 --> 00:26:50.194 - No, thanks. I'm working. - Working what? 00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:52.112 - Campus patrol? - [sniggers] 00:26:52.237 --> 00:26:54.615 - Try again. - You a Jehovah's Witness? 00:26:55.282 --> 00:26:56.491 I'm the dean. 00:26:56.617 --> 00:26:58.577 Dean Pritchard. Yeah. 00:26:58.702 --> 00:27:01.830 And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned. 00:27:02.956 --> 00:27:06.043 It is now exclusively for campus use only. 00:27:06.168 --> 00:27:07.544 What are you talking about? 00:27:07.669 --> 00:27:11.298 You can't do that. I've already paid the first and last month's rent! 00:27:11.423 --> 00:27:12.466 Look at that. 00:27:13.550 --> 00:27:17.471 You have a week to vacate the premises, and I thank you for your cooperation. 00:27:17.596 --> 00:27:18.680 Great. 00:27:19.056 --> 00:27:20.933 - Can I ask you a question? - Absolutely not. 00:27:21.058 --> 00:27:24.061 It's been good seeing you. It looks like you're doing great. 00:27:36.281 --> 00:27:38.659 Frank, this is a safe place. 00:27:38.784 --> 00:27:42.538 It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. 00:27:42.663 --> 00:27:47.167 Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. 00:27:47.292 --> 00:27:48.669 We can say anything here. 00:27:49.586 --> 00:27:50.629 Anything? 00:27:52.631 --> 00:27:55.217 It's okay, honey. That's why we came. 00:27:58.428 --> 00:28:04.226 [sighs] Well, uh, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. 00:28:04.893 --> 00:28:08.438 I mean, suddenly you get married 00:28:08.564 --> 00:28:10.899 and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. 00:28:11.024 --> 00:28:12.818 I don't feel different. 00:28:13.193 --> 00:28:15.696 Take yesterday, for example. 00:28:15.821 --> 00:28:19.825 We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. 00:28:19.950 --> 00:28:21.577 And uh, 00:28:21.702 --> 00:28:26.623 I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, 00:28:26.748 --> 00:28:31.920 and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.339 Her panties. 00:28:35.299 --> 00:28:36.592 Uh... 00:28:37.134 --> 00:28:41.722 Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. 00:28:41.847 --> 00:28:46.435 But I started thinking, "Well, maybe they're silk panties." 00:28:46.560 --> 00:28:48.228 "Maybe it's a thong." 00:28:48.353 --> 00:28:53.859 "Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about." 00:28:53.984 --> 00:28:57.321 - You know? And I started feeling... - [scoffs] 00:28:57.779 --> 00:28:58.739 What? 00:28:59.489 --> 00:29:02.576 I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not? 00:29:02.701 --> 00:29:05.245 We are. It's okay. 00:29:06.455 --> 00:29:09.458 It's okay. Please continue. 00:29:09.958 --> 00:29:12.503 I don't know where I was going with that. 00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:18.091 I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married, 00:29:18.217 --> 00:29:21.970 I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact 00:29:22.095 --> 00:29:26.266 that I'm gonna have sex with only one person 00:29:27.851 --> 00:29:29.978 for the rest of my life. 00:29:31.271 --> 00:29:34.399 Walsh tells me your San Diego trip was a blast! 00:29:34.691 --> 00:29:35.901 Yeah. 00:29:36.026 --> 00:29:37.236 How was Hooters? 00:29:37.361 --> 00:29:39.530 I actually didn't go to Hooters. 00:29:39.655 --> 00:29:41.073 Yeah, right! 00:29:41.323 --> 00:29:42.574 Skittles? 00:29:42.699 --> 00:29:43.992 No, thanks. 00:29:44.117 --> 00:29:46.578 Listen. I got a call from Manetti. 00:29:46.703 --> 00:29:50.916 He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked. 00:29:51.041 --> 00:29:52.376 What's wrong with it? 00:29:52.501 --> 00:29:55.921 For one thing, it violates the zoning restrictions set forth 00:29:56.046 --> 00:29:59.633 in the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966. 00:29:59.758 --> 00:30:02.427 Most notably, clause four. 00:30:02.553 --> 00:30:03.887 Shall I continue? 00:30:04.012 --> 00:30:06.390 - I'm familiar with that item... - Honey. 00:30:06.515 --> 00:30:08.433 - Dad, am I interrupting? - No, come in. 00:30:08.642 --> 00:30:09.935 - Hi. - Hey. 00:30:10.060 --> 00:30:13.230 I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin. 00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:17.442 Nice to meet you, Mitch. 00:30:17.568 --> 00:30:19.444 Hi. Nice to meet you. 00:30:19.570 --> 00:30:21.947 - How was the slumber party? - Great. 00:30:22.072 --> 00:30:24.074 Movies and popcorn. 00:30:24.241 --> 00:30:26.159 She's an angel. [chuckles] 00:30:27.077 --> 00:30:30.372 It makes me sound old, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up. 00:30:30.497 --> 00:30:33.250 - Dad, stop. - I'm sorry, but it's true. 00:30:33.375 --> 00:30:37.212 To think in just seven months you'll be graduating from high school! 00:30:37.337 --> 00:30:40.048 [coughs and splutters] 00:30:40.757 --> 00:30:42.509 You okay? 00:30:42.634 --> 00:30:44.595 I thought you said high school. 00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:46.597 Yeah. Shocking, isn't it? 00:30:47.806 --> 00:30:49.558 Yes, it is. 00:30:50.350 --> 00:30:52.436 [mouths] 00:30:58.859 --> 00:31:00.110 Give me a break. 00:31:00.235 --> 00:31:01.695 Hey, Mitch. 00:31:05.741 --> 00:31:08.827 Hey, man. Did you have a good day? 00:31:08.952 --> 00:31:10.746 Not too bad. 00:31:11.997 --> 00:31:13.373 What's going on? 00:31:13.498 --> 00:31:17.628 I thought maybe I could crash here tonight, if that's all right. 00:31:17.753 --> 00:31:20.631 Marissa is going through some personal stuff. 00:31:22.216 --> 00:31:26.595 Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked? 00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:30.224 That and some other stuff. 00:31:31.767 --> 00:31:33.685 No problem. Make yourself at home. 00:31:33.810 --> 00:31:35.020 Thanks. 00:31:35.646 --> 00:31:36.230 Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand-new way to look at a fraternity. 00:31:36.563 --> 00:31:39.441 Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand-new way to look at a fraternity. 00:31:39.566 --> 00:31:45.072 In other words, forget the normal rules that apply to college and society, 00:31:45.197 --> 00:31:47.783 because this is a very big idea, my friends. 00:31:47.908 --> 00:31:52.037 We are talking about a non-exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood 00:31:52.162 --> 00:31:55.082 where community status and more importantly, age, 00:31:55.207 --> 00:31:57.417 have no bearing whatsoever. 00:31:58.585 --> 00:32:00.671 Yeah? From the guy who probably won't get in. 00:32:00.796 --> 00:32:03.507 - I go to school here. - Okay. 00:32:03.632 --> 00:32:07.511 I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university? 00:32:07.678 --> 00:32:09.680 - Who are these people? - I don't know. 00:32:09.805 --> 00:32:13.100 Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation, 00:32:13.225 --> 00:32:16.520 but we will give nothing back to the academic community. 00:32:16.645 --> 00:32:20.566 As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise. 00:32:20.691 --> 00:32:22.943 What the hell is going on here? 00:32:23.068 --> 00:32:25.487 Guys, this is a very special occasion. 00:32:25.612 --> 00:32:29.491 The Godfather himself has been kind enough to grace us with his presence. 00:32:29.616 --> 00:32:30.951 The Godfather! 00:32:31.076 --> 00:32:34.329 This is his damn house. He sleeps 20 feet away. 00:32:36.665 --> 00:32:38.584 We need to talk. 00:32:38.876 --> 00:32:39.877 Kitchen. 00:32:40.961 --> 00:32:44.298 Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk to Uncle Mitch for a second. 00:32:44.548 --> 00:32:46.091 There you go, buddy. 00:32:46.216 --> 00:32:49.428 - How long have these people been here? - All day. 00:32:49.553 --> 00:32:52.097 That party we had last night has given us all kinds of street cred. 00:32:52.222 --> 00:32:53.849 What are you talking about? 00:32:53.974 --> 00:32:57.436 This is called "rush." We're officially starting a fraternity. 00:32:57.561 --> 00:32:59.479 I like it. It's genius! 00:32:59.605 --> 00:33:01.106 You've got to be kidding me. 00:33:01.231 --> 00:33:03.317 You heard Pritchard. We're obligated to do this. 00:33:03.442 --> 00:33:07.487 This house is zoned specifically for social services and student housing. 00:33:07.613 --> 00:33:09.448 Fraternity solves both of those. 00:33:09.573 --> 00:33:12.117 But this is my house. I live here, Beanie. 00:33:12.242 --> 00:33:15.621 I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college. 00:33:15.746 --> 00:33:19.291 I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details. 00:33:19.416 --> 00:33:22.377 Did you or did you not have a good time at the party? 00:33:22.503 --> 00:33:24.213 I had an awesome time. 00:33:24.630 --> 00:33:26.673 I know you had an awesome time. 00:33:26.798 --> 00:33:29.218 The entire town knows you had an awesome time. 00:33:29.343 --> 00:33:31.845 I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time. 00:33:31.970 --> 00:33:33.597 - I had a good time. - That's good. 00:33:33.722 --> 00:33:35.724 Wouldn't you want those good times to keep going? 00:33:35.849 --> 00:33:38.143 - More good... - God. I mean... 00:33:38.268 --> 00:33:41.939 I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this. 00:33:42.064 --> 00:33:45.317 We got 40 guys that want this. There must be a reason for it. 00:33:45.442 --> 00:33:47.694 I appreciate your enthusiasm. 00:33:47.819 --> 00:33:51.657 I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is, 00:33:51.782 --> 00:33:55.536 I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month. 00:33:55.661 --> 00:33:59.706 And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room 00:33:59.831 --> 00:34:02.501 and all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep. 00:34:02.626 --> 00:34:06.880 So, I'm sorry, but we're not starting a fraternity. 00:34:07.005 --> 00:34:10.133 I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the "effing." 00:34:10.259 --> 00:34:12.302 All you got to do is say "earmuffs" to him. 00:34:12.427 --> 00:34:14.471 Then you can say, "fuck, shit, bitch," whatever you want. 00:34:14.596 --> 00:34:15.806 Cock. Balls. 00:34:15.931 --> 00:34:18.642 I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank. 00:34:18.767 --> 00:34:21.144 - Sorry. - Take them off. Don't say sorry to me. 00:34:21.270 --> 00:34:23.856 You let down Frank, you let down me, you let down Max. 00:34:23.981 --> 00:34:26.483 And right about now, I'm having a real hard time 00:34:26.608 --> 00:34:29.736 trying to figure out why I take my time to try to help you get over... 00:34:29.862 --> 00:34:31.989 Earmuffs. That whore that you dated. 00:34:32.656 --> 00:34:36.869 Wanna go out and see the other guys? Uncle Mitch is sorry. 00:34:38.495 --> 00:34:39.913 Say "yes." 00:34:40.038 --> 00:34:41.164 Yes. 00:34:43.083 --> 00:34:44.793 [tires screech] 00:34:48.088 --> 00:34:50.215 Here's the deal. Listen up! 00:34:50.340 --> 00:34:53.010 All together, we've picked 14 pledges. 00:34:53.135 --> 00:34:55.053 Wait, who's this guy? 00:34:55.179 --> 00:34:56.555 That's Blue. 00:34:56.680 --> 00:34:58.974 He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store. 00:34:59.099 --> 00:35:00.767 But don't worry. He's legit. 00:35:00.893 --> 00:35:03.395 He looks like he's 100 years old. He wants to pledge? 00:35:03.520 --> 00:35:07.065 Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it. 00:35:07.191 --> 00:35:09.109 Go time! 00:35:24.666 --> 00:35:27.252 Don't make this any harder on yourself! 00:35:31.548 --> 00:35:33.884 - [screeching] - [hooting] 00:35:39.723 --> 00:35:41.225 What's going on? 00:35:41.350 --> 00:35:43.936 You tell anyone about this, I'll fuckin' kill you! 00:35:44.019 --> 00:35:46.355 I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie? 00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:47.814 Let's go! 00:35:59.660 --> 00:36:01.995 Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue. 00:36:12.256 --> 00:36:14.174 Congratulations, gentlemen. 00:36:14.258 --> 00:36:16.343 You should all be very proud of yourselves. 00:36:16.468 --> 00:36:19.388 Each and every one of you has been hand-picked 00:36:19.471 --> 00:36:22.975 to represent our inaugural pledge class. 00:36:23.058 --> 00:36:25.561 Over the next 21 days, 00:36:25.686 --> 00:36:32.276 you're all going to experience intense mental and physical strain. 00:36:32.568 --> 00:36:34.278 - [shrieks] - [whimpering] 00:36:34.403 --> 00:36:36.738 Frank, just pace yourself. 00:36:37.614 --> 00:36:40.784 Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry. 00:36:40.909 --> 00:36:45.122 At this point you may be asking yourself, 00:36:45.247 --> 00:36:49.793 "Why am I holding this 30-pound cinderblock in my hands?" 00:36:51.545 --> 00:36:53.839 You might also ask yourself, 00:36:54.882 --> 00:37:00.262 "Why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string 00:37:01.138 --> 00:37:02.764 tied to it?" 00:37:03.432 --> 00:37:05.684 And finally, 00:37:07.603 --> 00:37:11.565 "Why's the other end of this string tied securely 00:37:12.191 --> 00:37:14.067 to your penis?" 00:37:15.444 --> 00:37:18.530 And the answer, ladies, is trust. 00:37:19.615 --> 00:37:22.826 This is your first test. 00:37:23.410 --> 00:37:25.204 Spanish! 00:37:25.329 --> 00:37:27.581 Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack 00:37:27.706 --> 00:37:30.209 so your block will land safely on the lawn?! 00:37:30.334 --> 00:37:31.835 Sir, yes, sir. 00:37:31.919 --> 00:37:33.712 - And Blue! - Yes, sir? 00:37:33.837 --> 00:37:36.256 Do you trust that I do not want to see you die tonight? 00:37:36.381 --> 00:37:38.634 - Sir, yes, sir. - You're my boy! 00:37:38.717 --> 00:37:40.010 Thank you, sir. 00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:44.139 About face. 00:37:47.518 --> 00:37:49.228 Step to the edge! 00:37:53.232 --> 00:37:55.609 Pledges, prepare to release! 00:37:57.945 --> 00:37:59.404 One... 00:37:59.863 --> 00:38:01.031 two... 00:38:01.615 --> 00:38:03.242 three! Release! 00:38:03.700 --> 00:38:06.036 [screaming] 00:38:07.037 --> 00:38:08.789 [piercing shriek] 00:38:10.874 --> 00:38:12.459 [painful gasps] 00:38:12.543 --> 00:38:14.711 [shrieking] 00:38:14.837 --> 00:38:17.005 Wasn't meant to happen like that, Weensie! 00:38:17.130 --> 00:38:19.675 Walk it off, big guy. We're coming down. 00:38:20.384 --> 00:38:22.344 One, two, three, four 00:38:22.469 --> 00:38:24.513 One, two, three, four 00:38:24.596 --> 00:38:26.849 # I've been laid more times than God 00:38:26.974 --> 00:38:29.142 # Got six kids in Laung-Pau-Lad 00:38:29.226 --> 00:38:31.103 [all] Two, three, four! 00:38:31.228 --> 00:38:33.188 One, two, three, four 00:38:33.397 --> 00:38:37.568 # I don't know, but it's been said One more lap and I'll be dead 00:38:37.693 --> 00:38:39.152 Faster! 00:38:41.363 --> 00:38:44.283 Jesus. Who are these people? 00:38:46.827 --> 00:38:49.329 Patricia, get security to the South Lawn. 00:38:49.454 --> 00:38:52.249 We have an illegal off-road vehicle operating without a permit. 00:38:52.374 --> 00:38:54.293 They've already been called, sir. 00:38:54.418 --> 00:38:56.670 Uh, call them again. 00:39:01.550 --> 00:39:05.929 It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity? 00:39:06.054 --> 00:39:07.764 They're not a fraternity, sir. 00:39:07.848 --> 00:39:10.809 They've been approved for temporary status by the student council. 00:39:10.934 --> 00:39:13.187 Half these guys don't even go to the school. 00:39:13.312 --> 00:39:15.230 You see the one guy, he's like 90. 00:39:15.355 --> 00:39:18.108 Technically, that doesn't matter. They found a loophole. 00:39:18.233 --> 00:39:19.651 - A loophole? - Yes. 00:39:19.776 --> 00:39:21.320 It's interesting, sir. 00:39:21.403 --> 00:39:24.740 As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork. 00:39:24.865 --> 00:39:26.992 It's quite an anomaly. [chuckles] 00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.745 I'm sorry, is that funny? Are you a stand-up comic? 00:39:29.870 --> 00:39:31.163 Is that what you do now? 00:39:35.042 --> 00:39:37.127 This is me leaving. This is me leaving. 00:39:48.013 --> 00:39:49.723 There he is. 00:39:50.557 --> 00:39:52.309 What's going on, brother? 00:39:52.684 --> 00:39:55.395 Nothing. Just making some copies. 00:39:55.479 --> 00:39:57.689 - Mm-hm. - See you later. 00:39:57.814 --> 00:39:59.983 Hey, Mitch, hang on a second. 00:40:00.108 --> 00:40:02.861 I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity. 00:40:02.986 --> 00:40:04.321 Who told you that? 00:40:04.446 --> 00:40:06.490 Nobody. Is it true? 00:40:06.615 --> 00:40:08.992 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Right. 00:40:09.117 --> 00:40:11.537 It sounds cool, man. I want in. 00:40:13.205 --> 00:40:16.458 Listen to me. There is no fraternity. 00:40:16.583 --> 00:40:18.877 I don't even know what you're talking about. 00:40:19.002 --> 00:40:21.672 You listen to me. I need this, okay? 00:40:21.797 --> 00:40:25.926 My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same. 00:40:26.009 --> 00:40:28.345 I go golfing on Sundays. 00:40:28.470 --> 00:40:30.514 I hate golf. 00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:32.891 Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please. 00:40:33.016 --> 00:40:36.603 I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh. 00:40:36.728 --> 00:40:39.857 And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home. 00:40:40.274 --> 00:40:43.318 Trust me, you're not missing anything, anyways. 00:40:43.443 --> 00:40:45.696 Really? Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter. 00:40:46.488 --> 00:40:48.240 Oh. Sorry. 00:40:48.365 --> 00:40:49.783 Sorry. 00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:53.203 That is untrue! [sighs] 00:40:57.207 --> 00:40:59.668 Mitch, all I'm saying is think about it, okay? 00:40:59.793 --> 00:41:01.211 Think about it! 00:41:01.336 --> 00:41:03.380 Who cares if you work with the guy? 00:41:03.505 --> 00:41:05.883 I do. I have a career to worry about. 00:41:06.008 --> 00:41:10.012 You're killing me. You really need to start embracing this whole thing. 00:41:10.137 --> 00:41:12.973 I don't think you appreciate everything I've done for you. 00:41:13.098 --> 00:41:15.058 - For me? - Yeah, for you. 00:41:15.184 --> 00:41:18.395 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year-old girls? 00:41:18.520 --> 00:41:20.147 - Yeah, I do. - Well, I don't, man. 00:41:20.230 --> 00:41:22.399 - I'm doing this for you. - Hello. 00:41:22.524 --> 00:41:25.736 Nicole, how's it going? Who's this? 00:41:25.861 --> 00:41:28.030 This is my daughter, Amanda. Say hi. 00:41:28.113 --> 00:41:30.449 Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right? 00:41:30.574 --> 00:41:33.994 Yeah, we did a little chicken dancing at the wedding, actually. 00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:36.246 - How you been? - Fine, thanks. 00:41:36.371 --> 00:41:37.080 Good. 00:41:37.206 --> 00:41:40.125 I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding. 00:41:40.250 --> 00:41:42.085 I hope I didn't embarrass you. 00:41:42.169 --> 00:41:45.088 It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself. 00:41:45.214 --> 00:41:48.759 - I brought you a housewarming gift. - That is really nice. 00:41:48.884 --> 00:41:52.554 It's just a CD holder for your desk. I thought it was... 00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:55.224 That thing's a piece of crap. Awful. 00:41:56.642 --> 00:41:59.311 - I stopped selling it months ago. - Please, Beanie. 00:41:59.353 --> 00:42:00.979 - Thanks. - A lot of complaints. 00:42:01.104 --> 00:42:03.023 But it's a nice gesture. 00:42:03.190 --> 00:42:04.900 Hey, Godfather! 00:42:05.025 --> 00:42:07.361 - What's up? - You the man, dog! 00:42:07.486 --> 00:42:08.862 See you around, homey! 00:42:08.987 --> 00:42:10.948 Did that guy just call you the Godfather? 00:42:11.073 --> 00:42:13.742 Must be joking around or something. 00:42:13.825 --> 00:42:15.452 Where are you guys living now? 00:42:15.536 --> 00:42:18.622 We're staying with my dad for a while, until I find something better. 00:42:18.747 --> 00:42:20.707 The move's been rough on Amanda. 00:42:20.832 --> 00:42:25.420 My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him. 00:42:25.546 --> 00:42:27.881 Just like, petting zoo and clowns. 00:42:28.006 --> 00:42:29.842 But you guys are welcome to come. 00:42:29.967 --> 00:42:32.010 That's a great idea. You should come. 00:42:32.135 --> 00:42:35.639 What do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:38.934 Hi, Nicole. 00:42:39.476 --> 00:42:40.894 Hi, Frank. 00:42:41.019 --> 00:42:43.480 It's a nice doll you have there. 00:42:43.605 --> 00:42:45.649 Yeah, thanks. She's okay. 00:42:46.692 --> 00:42:48.110 Did you have fun at the wedding? 00:42:49.111 --> 00:42:50.863 Yeah, it was fun. 00:42:52.406 --> 00:42:54.992 I'm just staying here, for right now. 00:42:55.117 --> 00:42:56.827 Anyways, we'll see you Sunday. 00:42:56.952 --> 00:42:58.787 Sunday, right. Okay. 00:42:58.912 --> 00:43:01.081 - Bye. Say bye. - Bye. 00:43:01.957 --> 00:43:03.166 Bye. 00:43:03.292 --> 00:43:05.210 # Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... 00:43:05.252 --> 00:43:07.129 # Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... 00:43:10.257 --> 00:43:12.426 - Hi, you've reached Marissa. - And Frank! 00:43:12.551 --> 00:43:14.845 - We're not here. Leave us a message. - [beep] 00:43:14.928 --> 00:43:16.555 Hey, honey, it's me. 00:43:16.680 --> 00:43:20.309 Uh, listen, just was calling to check in. 00:43:20.434 --> 00:43:24.021 I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that. 00:43:24.146 --> 00:43:25.105 Damn it. 00:43:25.230 --> 00:43:29.776 [machine voice] If you are satisfied, press "1." To rerecord, press "2." 00:43:30.777 --> 00:43:33.697 Hey, Marissa, it's me. Uh, listen. 00:43:33.822 --> 00:43:36.116 Gonna be in the neighborhood a little bit later. Uh... 00:43:36.241 --> 00:43:40.037 Didn't know if you wanted to get together for frozen yoghurt sometime, 00:43:40.162 --> 00:43:42.414 or maybe even a whole meal of food. 00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:45.083 If that'd be agreeable... Stupid. 00:43:45.167 --> 00:43:49.254 If you are satisfied, press "1." To rerecord, press "2." 00:43:50.214 --> 00:43:52.758 Hey, Marissa, it's Frank Ricard... 00:43:54.218 --> 00:43:55.344 Okay, ladies. 00:43:55.511 --> 00:43:58.430 The secret to a good B.J. is focus. 00:43:58.555 --> 00:44:00.724 I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years 00:44:00.807 --> 00:44:05.812 or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago. 00:44:05.938 --> 00:44:07.564 Who never did call me back. 00:44:07.648 --> 00:44:10.359 But did leave me with a little something called Herpes. 00:44:11.068 --> 00:44:13.278 Which I then gave to the dog. 00:44:14.613 --> 00:44:16.949 But that's neither here nor there. 00:44:17.032 --> 00:44:20.077 - Grab your vegetables. - [women giggle] 00:44:21.328 --> 00:44:23.997 [Duran Duran: Hungry Like The Wolf] 00:44:25.457 --> 00:44:27.918 Who's hungry? Who's hungry? 00:44:28.126 --> 00:44:30.087 Come on. Is this guy for real? 00:44:30.212 --> 00:44:33.382 Yeah, he's fine. He's the best there is. 00:44:33.549 --> 00:44:36.510 Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed, 00:44:36.635 --> 00:44:39.054 and we're positioning ourselves for insertion. 00:44:41.807 --> 00:44:44.017 Ready? Do it. 00:44:48.063 --> 00:44:51.441 Good, Marissa. You can use a little teeth but you don't want to be a biter. 00:44:54.111 --> 00:44:58.907 You're gonna do the work, ladies. These carrots won't ejaculate themselves. 00:44:59.032 --> 00:45:02.911 Get into it. Very good. 00:45:03.036 --> 00:45:06.331 Good. Good. Not so good. 00:45:06.456 --> 00:45:10.127 Please, you're not Romulus sucking on the teats of the mother wolf. 00:45:10.210 --> 00:45:12.379 If you know your Greek mythology. 00:45:12.504 --> 00:45:15.966 We are giving head, not breast-feeding from a mythological beast. 00:45:16.133 --> 00:45:17.843 [laughs] 00:45:17.968 --> 00:45:22.181 Funny? You won't be laughing when somebody prematurely pops in your face. 00:45:22.306 --> 00:45:25.601 It stings and that is now why I have a lazy eye. 00:45:25.726 --> 00:45:28.770 Thank you. Please continue. 00:45:28.896 --> 00:45:30.355 Up and in. 00:45:31.690 --> 00:45:33.734 And mind the stepchildren. 00:45:33.859 --> 00:45:35.861 Mind the stepchildren. 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:49.666 # I'm on the hunt I'm after you 00:45:50.083 --> 00:45:51.835 # Smell like I sound 00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:53.504 # I'm lost in a crowd... 00:45:53.629 --> 00:45:56.840 Marissa, come on. That's it. 00:45:56.965 --> 00:46:01.011 Mmm. [gasps and sighs] 00:46:01.136 --> 00:46:03.430 I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it. 00:46:03.555 --> 00:46:05.599 [mouths] 00:46:05.724 --> 00:46:08.477 Marissa, come on. That's it. 00:46:11.313 --> 00:46:14.399 Everybody can learn from Marissa. I'm gonna take a quick five. 00:46:14.525 --> 00:46:16.485 You guys continue. 00:46:16.610 --> 00:46:18.654 Good one! 00:46:18.779 --> 00:46:20.614 Nice work, Marissa. 00:46:21.698 --> 00:46:24.576 Way to give a hundred and ten percent. 00:46:24.701 --> 00:46:27.162 When I get back there, I'm gonna show you something I call 00:46:27.287 --> 00:46:29.957 "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis." 00:46:30.916 --> 00:46:32.084 Did you see that movie? 00:46:32.209 --> 00:46:35.796 I really like it cos of the flying and the magic. 00:46:36.463 --> 00:46:38.632 - [smash] - Bastard! 00:46:39.424 --> 00:46:41.760 Someone just made a bad mistake! 00:46:41.927 --> 00:46:43.470 [wails] 00:46:43.595 --> 00:46:47.349 [high-pierced yell] 00:46:50.727 --> 00:46:54.106 Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here? 00:46:54.231 --> 00:46:55.858 You know this person? 00:46:56.066 --> 00:46:58.068 I am so sorry. Are you hurt? 00:46:58.193 --> 00:46:58.402 - Yes, I'm hurt. - [groans] 00:47:06.076 --> 00:47:08.328 Bob's not here. They're on the rocks. 00:47:11.707 --> 00:47:14.168 You've outdone yourself once again. 00:47:14.293 --> 00:47:17.171 It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing? 00:47:17.296 --> 00:47:19.882 I'm just getting some water. This suit is crazy hot. 00:47:20.048 --> 00:47:23.719 Put your head on. Are you nuts? That can be very traumatic for kids. 00:47:23.844 --> 00:47:26.221 - I'm sorry. - Don't "sorry" me. 00:47:26.346 --> 00:47:28.724 Shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that. 00:47:28.849 --> 00:47:29.975 Take it easy. 00:47:30.100 --> 00:47:31.810 You don't see me breaking the fourth wall. 00:47:31.935 --> 00:47:33.729 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 00:47:33.854 --> 00:47:35.647 - Nice costume. - Thanks a lot. 00:47:35.772 --> 00:47:37.983 - This is a great party. - When'd you get here? 00:47:38.108 --> 00:47:40.986 Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark. 00:47:41.111 --> 00:47:44.489 Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie. 00:47:44.615 --> 00:47:46.158 How's it hanging, boys? 00:47:46.283 --> 00:47:47.284 Pleasure. 00:47:47.409 --> 00:47:49.912 So, listen, uh, somebody told me 00:47:50.037 --> 00:47:52.414 you guys are in a fraternity, is that right? 00:47:52.539 --> 00:47:54.917 - No. [chuckles] - Is that true? 00:47:55.042 --> 00:47:59.630 Not really. I mean, no. It's more kind of like a social club. 00:47:59.755 --> 00:48:02.132 We just watch football and hang out. 00:48:02.257 --> 00:48:04.801 Hang out and spank each other, I bet. 00:48:04.927 --> 00:48:07.012 It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously... 00:48:07.137 --> 00:48:10.182 Blue! How come there's no ice in my lemonade? 00:48:10.307 --> 00:48:11.725 Sorry, sir! 00:48:11.850 --> 00:48:14.228 You drop down and you give me ten! 00:48:14.353 --> 00:48:17.397 Now! Let's go! 00:48:17.523 --> 00:48:18.649 It's Frank. 00:48:19.900 --> 00:48:22.736 I'm gonna give you these. It's my work phone. Call me. 00:48:22.903 --> 00:48:24.404 I own all six locations. 00:48:24.947 --> 00:48:28.659 Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right? 00:48:28.825 --> 00:48:31.620 Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute? 00:48:31.745 --> 00:48:34.414 We'll talk surround sound later. I'll cut you a deal. 00:48:34.540 --> 00:48:36.542 I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it. 00:48:36.667 --> 00:48:38.252 How you doing, bud? 00:48:38.377 --> 00:48:41.129 We can open Uncle Frank's, but we got to wait for the others. 00:48:41.255 --> 00:48:43.924 I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max. 00:48:44.007 --> 00:48:46.593 Rip it up! Go at there. What is it? 00:48:46.718 --> 00:48:49.930 Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got! 00:48:50.055 --> 00:48:52.349 [claps] Yeah! 00:48:53.100 --> 00:48:55.686 What do you think, Max? It's got three speeds. 00:49:03.151 --> 00:49:04.528 Damn it. 00:49:05.445 --> 00:49:07.739 [children laugh and shout] 00:49:08.824 --> 00:49:11.493 Excuse me. I'll have one of those. 00:49:13.161 --> 00:49:14.913 I'm Mark. What's your name? 00:49:15.038 --> 00:49:16.957 - Tracy. - Right. 00:49:17.499 --> 00:49:20.210 Nice meeting you... Tracy. 00:49:20.377 --> 00:49:23.297 - [Mitch] Right on there. - There we go. 00:49:23.422 --> 00:49:25.841 Okay, you can go back out and play now. 00:49:25.966 --> 00:49:27.217 Come on. 00:49:27.342 --> 00:49:29.219 There. Take your doll. 00:49:33.056 --> 00:49:35.726 I think she likes you. She ignores most people. 00:49:35.809 --> 00:49:37.227 I feel honored. 00:49:38.979 --> 00:49:43.567 So, uh, Mark, he seems like an interesting guy. 00:49:43.692 --> 00:49:45.319 He's harmless. 00:49:45.485 --> 00:49:47.905 - How long have you been together? - Two years. 00:49:48.739 --> 00:49:52.367 I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous. 00:49:52.492 --> 00:49:54.369 You had a crush on me? 00:49:54.494 --> 00:49:57.623 You got to be kidding me. I was obsessed with you. 00:49:57.748 --> 00:50:02.294 Not in a dangerous way. I just watched you a lot, from a distance. 00:50:02.419 --> 00:50:04.546 How come you never asked me out? 00:50:04.671 --> 00:50:07.216 You were pretty intimidating back then. 00:50:07.341 --> 00:50:11.762 You were always with older guys. You had that Whitesnake jean jacket. 00:50:11.887 --> 00:50:14.848 You smoked Marlboro Reds. You were way out of my league. 00:50:14.973 --> 00:50:16.308 Mm-hm. 00:50:17.142 --> 00:50:19.811 I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket. 00:50:20.479 --> 00:50:24.274 - I'm still pretty intimidated by you. - [giggles] 00:50:27.277 --> 00:50:29.613 [chuckles] 00:50:30.113 --> 00:50:31.365 You're bad. 00:50:31.490 --> 00:50:33.742 You're right. I am bad. 00:50:33.867 --> 00:50:35.536 [giggles] 00:50:36.745 --> 00:50:38.872 Oh, jeez, I'm sorry... 00:50:38.997 --> 00:50:41.250 - I guess we're not knocking? - Excuse me. 00:50:41.375 --> 00:50:43.627 Excuse me, I've got to get back to work. 00:50:43.752 --> 00:50:46.255 ...just returning these Band-Aids. 00:50:47.548 --> 00:50:49.550 What are you gonna do? Tell on me? 00:50:49.675 --> 00:50:53.554 You know you can't, buddy. It's guy code. Okay? 00:50:53.846 --> 00:50:56.849 Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh... 00:50:56.974 --> 00:50:58.600 something chicks do. 00:51:01.186 --> 00:51:03.313 You're not a chick, are you? 00:51:04.982 --> 00:51:07.025 [exhales deeply] All right. 00:51:07.901 --> 00:51:09.945 Good talk. I'll see you out there. 00:51:17.911 --> 00:51:19.955 - [snorts] - Hey there, buddy. 00:51:20.080 --> 00:51:21.790 Need a friend? 00:51:22.708 --> 00:51:24.293 Yeah, me, too. 00:51:27.588 --> 00:51:29.298 Hey. [chuckles] 00:51:34.595 --> 00:51:37.097 - [whinnies] - [whistles] 00:51:37.514 --> 00:51:38.932 Wow. 00:51:39.808 --> 00:51:42.352 - She's a beauty, ain't she? - Yeah. 00:51:42.477 --> 00:51:44.605 What kind of gun is this? 00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:46.607 That's a tranquillizer gun. 00:51:46.732 --> 00:51:49.943 If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, 00:51:50.068 --> 00:51:51.486 I get to take them down. 00:51:53.071 --> 00:51:54.990 - Ain't that right, mother? What? - [snorts] 00:51:55.115 --> 00:51:57.034 That's what I thought. Shut up. 00:51:57.159 --> 00:51:59.828 - [cocks gun] - Hey, be careful with that. 00:51:59.912 --> 00:52:02.581 That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. 00:52:02.706 --> 00:52:04.249 Got her in Mexico. 00:52:04.374 --> 00:52:06.543 - Cool. - Yeah, it is cool. 00:52:06.668 --> 00:52:09.421 They say it could puncture the skin of a rhino from a hundred... 00:52:09.546 --> 00:52:10.422 Ow! 00:52:12.132 --> 00:52:13.592 Oh! 00:52:16.929 --> 00:52:18.263 Yes! 00:52:18.388 --> 00:52:20.015 That's awesome! 00:52:20.891 --> 00:52:22.100 What? 00:52:22.601 --> 00:52:25.187 You just took one in the jugular, man! 00:52:25.896 --> 00:52:27.189 Ha! 00:52:27.314 --> 00:52:28.815 Whoa. 00:52:28.982 --> 00:52:30.108 Yes! 00:52:30.234 --> 00:52:31.568 [laughs] 00:52:31.693 --> 00:52:33.445 Oh, my God. 00:52:34.446 --> 00:52:37.032 Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad? 00:52:37.407 --> 00:52:39.034 Is this bad? 00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:41.870 Pull that out. [voice slows down] That shit is not cool. 00:52:44.748 --> 00:52:48.585 [distorted voice] Wait. Wait. Pull what out? 00:52:48.710 --> 00:52:52.214 The dart, man. You got a fuckin' dart in your neck. 00:52:55.300 --> 00:52:58.178 You're craz... You're crazy, man. 00:52:58.303 --> 00:53:00.138 You're crazy. 00:53:00.264 --> 00:53:01.932 I like you. 00:53:02.766 --> 00:53:04.393 But you're crazy. 00:53:05.978 --> 00:53:07.896 I feel tired. 00:53:08.021 --> 00:53:10.524 Look who's coming! The spaceman's coming. 00:53:15.112 --> 00:53:18.991 [all] # Happy birthday to you 00:53:19.575 --> 00:53:22.744 [distorted wail] 00:53:24.538 --> 00:53:29.084 # Happy birthday dear... 00:53:31.044 --> 00:53:35.674 [distorted] Help me, Mommy! 00:53:38.260 --> 00:53:39.845 [child screams] 00:53:40.929 --> 00:53:42.639 [footsteps stomp] 00:53:42.764 --> 00:53:46.226 [distorted wail] 00:53:47.978 --> 00:53:50.147 [wails] 00:53:50.272 --> 00:53:51.857 [screaming] 00:53:57.696 --> 00:54:01.200 # Hello darkness my old friend 00:54:02.242 --> 00:54:05.704 # I've come to talk with you again 00:54:06.747 --> 00:54:10.667 # Because a vision softly creeping 00:54:11.668 --> 00:54:15.339 # Left its seeds while I was sleeping... 00:54:16.548 --> 00:54:19.635 [slowed-down voice] This is the most beautiful day. 00:54:20.844 --> 00:54:22.262 Yes. 00:54:23.013 --> 00:54:24.848 It really is. 00:54:28.810 --> 00:54:30.979 [chomps] 00:54:31.104 --> 00:54:32.147 [gulps] 00:54:32.314 --> 00:54:33.982 I've missed you, Frank. 00:54:34.107 --> 00:54:36.443 I'm so glad you're back. 00:54:37.486 --> 00:54:39.446 I've missed you too, honey. 00:54:40.822 --> 00:54:42.616 You look gorgeous. 00:54:42.741 --> 00:54:43.784 [chuckles] 00:54:43.909 --> 00:54:45.911 You're sweet. 00:54:46.036 --> 00:54:49.498 #...I turned my collar to the cold and damp 00:54:50.332 --> 00:54:52.751 # When my... [record winds down] 00:54:52.876 --> 00:54:55.212 [gags and splutters] 00:54:55.337 --> 00:54:57.297 Urgh! Urgh! 00:54:57.422 --> 00:55:00.175 - He just French kissed me! - [all] Urgh! 00:55:00.300 --> 00:55:02.386 - [groans] - Shit! 00:55:05.597 --> 00:55:06.932 This better work. 00:55:07.057 --> 00:55:10.894 The board members are beginning to ask questions about this "civilian fraternity." 00:55:11.019 --> 00:55:13.272 Don't worry, it'll work. 00:55:14.523 --> 00:55:18.277 Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang. 00:55:18.402 --> 00:55:19.736 She's student council president, 00:55:19.862 --> 00:55:23.574 prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman. 00:55:23.740 --> 00:55:25.576 A young woman with a lot to lose. 00:55:25.701 --> 00:55:27.202 - Megan, hello. - Hi. 00:55:27.327 --> 00:55:28.871 Have a seat. 00:55:35.252 --> 00:55:37.754 I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard. 00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:39.339 Don't turn around. 00:55:42.134 --> 00:55:45.679 Megan, this little uh, fraternity over on Brook Street 00:55:45.804 --> 00:55:49.600 has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay? 00:55:49.725 --> 00:55:53.854 And as student body president, you approved their temporary status. 00:55:53.979 --> 00:55:57.900 Unfortunately, you alone have the ability to revoke it. 00:55:58.025 --> 00:56:00.444 So, we're gonna need you to go ahead and do that. 00:56:00.569 --> 00:56:03.822 Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys. 00:56:03.947 --> 00:56:08.202 They throw the sickest parties. I met my boyfriend at their casino night. 00:56:08.327 --> 00:56:10.120 Uh-huh, that's great. 00:56:10.245 --> 00:56:13.624 It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School. 00:56:13.749 --> 00:56:16.418 Wow, that's a tough school to get into. 00:56:16.543 --> 00:56:20.506 You know, Dean Pritchard has some serious connections at Columbia. 00:56:21.340 --> 00:56:23.050 Are you bribing me? 00:56:23.175 --> 00:56:24.635 Hey. 00:56:25.928 --> 00:56:28.138 Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang. 00:56:28.263 --> 00:56:29.765 It's Huang. 00:56:30.474 --> 00:56:33.435 Whatever. How's the tennis season going? 00:56:33.977 --> 00:56:37.648 I made some um, minor changes, but overall it's okay. 00:56:37.773 --> 00:56:40.526 - It's a pretty standard lease. - Great. 00:56:40.651 --> 00:56:44.655 Thank you for taking a look at it for me. This stuff always confuses me. 00:56:44.780 --> 00:56:45.989 Anytime. 00:56:46.114 --> 00:56:49.826 So, you and Mark are moving in together? 00:56:50.494 --> 00:56:54.623 Yeah. Well, financially it makes sense, so... 00:56:55.123 --> 00:56:59.670 You know, there's something I think you should know... 00:57:00.712 --> 00:57:02.422 uh, about Mark. 00:57:02.548 --> 00:57:04.007 What is it? 00:57:04.466 --> 00:57:06.134 Well... 00:57:06.969 --> 00:57:08.512 [sighs] 00:57:09.388 --> 00:57:12.224 Relationships are a lot of work. 00:57:12.349 --> 00:57:15.352 And, I guess what I'm saying is uh... 00:57:20.232 --> 00:57:21.692 Good luck. 00:57:22.693 --> 00:57:25.070 Oh. Okay. Well, thank you. 00:57:25.195 --> 00:57:27.155 Yeah. Listen, um, 00:57:27.281 --> 00:57:31.618 I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something? 00:57:31.743 --> 00:57:33.662 - Yeah. - If that's okay with you. 00:57:33.787 --> 00:57:35.581 - I'd like that. - Yeah. 00:57:35.706 --> 00:57:40.252 Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend 00:57:40.377 --> 00:57:42.129 to finally ask you out. 00:57:42.254 --> 00:57:43.964 Timing was never your thing. 00:57:44.089 --> 00:57:45.382 No. 00:57:47.509 --> 00:57:49.928 - Okay, so, thank you. - Yeah. 00:57:51.180 --> 00:57:53.515 And, um, call me about dinner. 00:57:53.640 --> 00:57:55.726 - I will. - Excuse me, sir! 00:57:55.851 --> 00:57:57.853 We have a situation, sir! 00:57:57.978 --> 00:58:00.147 What are you guys doing here? I said never at work. 00:58:00.272 --> 00:58:01.607 But it's an emergency. 00:58:01.732 --> 00:58:04.151 We can only buy KY Jelly in the 4-ounce tubes. 00:58:04.276 --> 00:58:09.239 Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed. 00:58:09.364 --> 00:58:10.407 What's all that for? 00:58:10.532 --> 00:58:12.618 It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match. 00:58:12.743 --> 00:58:16.038 You know what? Can we talk about this later, please? 00:58:16.413 --> 00:58:17.831 [heavy metal music] 00:58:17.873 --> 00:58:19.249 [heavy metal music] 00:58:19.583 --> 00:58:23.504 - [whooping and cheering] - I'm born again, baby! Whoo-hoo! 00:58:32.137 --> 00:58:34.431 Yeah! Yeah! 00:58:34.598 --> 00:58:37.518 This doesn't seem fair! I'm on a roll! 00:58:38.977 --> 00:58:40.437 [laughter] 00:58:40.562 --> 00:58:42.481 [crowd whoops] 00:58:42.606 --> 00:58:44.107 [cheering] 00:58:48.904 --> 00:58:50.489 Rip his head off! 00:58:50.656 --> 00:58:52.950 Rip his head off! 00:58:53.075 --> 00:58:54.910 [sultry music plays] 00:58:55.035 --> 00:58:57.079 [girl giggles] 00:58:59.039 --> 00:59:00.874 [inhales] 00:59:05.337 --> 00:59:07.172 I like your room. 00:59:07.297 --> 00:59:10.801 Thanks a lot. It's kind of a home away from home for me. 00:59:10.926 --> 00:59:13.053 All the posters are mine. 00:59:13.428 --> 00:59:16.723 I don't usually like fraternity guys. They're such losers. 00:59:16.849 --> 00:59:20.936 But, you're like... mature. 00:59:21.603 --> 00:59:22.729 Mature? 00:59:22.855 --> 00:59:24.022 Yeah. 00:59:24.147 --> 00:59:27.484 So, where do you sleep, anyway? 00:59:27.609 --> 00:59:30.195 Usually, I sleep at home. 00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:32.698 Sometimes I do crash here. 00:59:32.823 --> 00:59:36.118 This is a futon, actually. It pulls out, you know. 00:59:36.243 --> 00:59:37.828 Boy, I didn't realize. 00:59:38.453 --> 00:59:40.122 Can I see it? 00:59:40.622 --> 00:59:42.082 The futon? 00:59:42.499 --> 00:59:43.834 Yeah. 00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:48.881 Wow. Um... 00:59:50.674 --> 00:59:52.551 Amy, I'm sorry. 00:59:53.177 --> 00:59:56.388 I'm married. And I can't do this. 00:59:56.513 --> 00:59:58.432 I don't want this to get weird, but... 00:59:58.557 --> 01:00:01.143 Right. I see. 01:00:01.810 --> 01:00:04.563 But why don't you leave me your number? 01:00:04.688 --> 01:00:07.774 This way, if something happens to my wife, I can give you a call. 01:00:07.900 --> 01:00:10.944 - I don't think so. - Okay, that was a bad idea. 01:00:11.069 --> 01:00:13.030 [bell rings] 01:00:13.155 --> 01:00:16.617 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event! 01:00:16.742 --> 01:00:18.619 [cheering] 01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:20.454 Yeah! 01:00:22.206 --> 01:00:25.334 In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds, 01:00:25.459 --> 01:00:28.337 and pushing 89 years of age, 01:00:28.462 --> 01:00:31.548 the recent recipient of a brand-new plastic hip, 01:00:31.673 --> 01:00:33.926 Joseph "Blue" Pulasky! 01:00:34.051 --> 01:00:37.304 [whooping and cheering] 01:00:38.138 --> 01:00:42.851 And in the opposite corner, with a combined weight of 210 pounds, 01:00:42.976 --> 01:00:45.646 hailing from Hayden dormitory, 01:00:45.771 --> 01:00:47.856 Jenny and Jeanie! 01:00:47.981 --> 01:00:50.025 [whistling and cheering] 01:00:50.776 --> 01:00:52.528 [excited cheers] 01:00:53.695 --> 01:00:56.657 Fighters, are you ready? 01:00:57.574 --> 01:00:58.951 Hey, 01:00:59.076 --> 01:01:01.036 Blue, you sure you're okay with this? 01:01:01.161 --> 01:01:03.914 Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy. 01:01:04.831 --> 01:01:07.292 Let's get it on! 01:01:07.417 --> 01:01:09.461 [tribal music plays] 01:01:12.172 --> 01:01:14.758 - Come on. - Come on, grandpa, let's go. 01:01:15.384 --> 01:01:17.010 Let's go, birthday boy! 01:01:17.135 --> 01:01:19.930 What's the matter, you scared? 01:01:20.055 --> 01:01:21.306 Hello? 01:01:25.269 --> 01:01:27.062 [gasps] 01:01:29.189 --> 01:01:32.109 [guitar plays] 01:01:37.155 --> 01:01:41.493 # I close my eyes 01:01:42.536 --> 01:01:46.623 # Only for a moment and the moment's gone 01:01:47.583 --> 01:01:51.587 # All my dreams 01:01:52.713 --> 01:01:56.758 # Pass before my eyes in curiosity 01:01:58.302 --> 01:02:00.721 # Dust in the wind... 01:02:00.846 --> 01:02:04.057 Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while. 01:02:04.183 --> 01:02:06.018 Good idea. 01:02:06.393 --> 01:02:10.689 Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault. 01:02:10.814 --> 01:02:13.066 Damn it, Blue was old. 01:02:13.192 --> 01:02:15.944 That's what old people do. They die. 01:02:16.069 --> 01:02:17.654 I'm sorry. 01:02:18.155 --> 01:02:25.120 # All we are is dust in the wind 01:02:25.871 --> 01:02:30.751 [sings out of tune] # Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh # 01:02:31.585 --> 01:02:33.212 You're my boy, Blue! 01:02:33.754 --> 01:02:35.631 [softly] You're my boy. 01:02:39.301 --> 01:02:41.553 It's been a weird month, huh? 01:02:41.678 --> 01:02:43.138 Yeah. 01:02:44.848 --> 01:02:48.435 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday. 01:02:48.560 --> 01:02:50.562 My birthday, what do you mean? 01:02:50.687 --> 01:02:52.397 Yeah, last Thursday. 01:02:53.815 --> 01:02:56.693 You forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank? 01:02:56.818 --> 01:02:58.820 I'm such an idiot. 01:03:00.155 --> 01:03:05.118 - What have you been doing? - I've been keeping busy. 01:03:06.286 --> 01:03:10.624 I uh... tried to join a new gym. 01:03:11.291 --> 01:03:13.293 That was one thing. 01:03:13.669 --> 01:03:17.798 And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy. 01:03:17.923 --> 01:03:21.593 You know, [exhales] I've missed you. You know? 01:03:21.718 --> 01:03:23.345 I want you to know that. 01:03:23.470 --> 01:03:27.057 I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home, 01:03:27.182 --> 01:03:29.893 and, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD... 01:03:30.018 --> 01:03:32.688 I don't think that's such a good idea. 01:03:32.980 --> 01:03:35.357 Really? You don't? 01:03:35.482 --> 01:03:37.401 I don't know. 01:03:37.943 --> 01:03:40.612 Maybe we rushed into this, you know? 01:03:41.530 --> 01:03:45.617 I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it? 01:03:47.286 --> 01:03:49.121 Being married? 01:03:50.706 --> 01:03:52.499 What do you mean? 01:03:53.792 --> 01:03:56.670 I mean, I think we should get a divorce. 01:03:58.463 --> 01:04:00.340 Like a real divorce? 01:04:01.383 --> 01:04:02.718 Yeah. 01:04:03.302 --> 01:04:04.678 Gotcha. 01:04:06.180 --> 01:04:07.973 Okay, well um... 01:04:08.724 --> 01:04:09.683 Huh. 01:04:09.808 --> 01:04:10.809 I'm sorry. 01:04:10.934 --> 01:04:13.645 No. Actually, I got to run. 01:04:13.770 --> 01:04:15.105 Um... 01:04:15.230 --> 01:04:18.734 But, if I don't talk to you, 01:04:18.859 --> 01:04:21.445 keep on, keep trucking, you know? 01:04:24.031 --> 01:04:26.366 Okay, good stuff. 01:04:26.491 --> 01:04:29.494 [Whitesnake: Here I Go Again] 01:04:38.086 --> 01:04:40.255 Well, what do you think? 01:04:40.380 --> 01:04:42.466 Yeah, it's okay. 01:04:42.591 --> 01:04:44.760 - Just okay? - Yeah. 01:04:46.011 --> 01:04:49.932 I had Mitch look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal. 01:04:50.057 --> 01:04:52.809 You had Mitch look at the lease? When? 01:04:52.935 --> 01:04:55.270 Last week, I stopped by his office. 01:04:55.395 --> 01:04:57.648 - Oh, God. - What? 01:04:58.524 --> 01:05:00.359 I don't know. 01:05:00.734 --> 01:05:02.736 I'm not so sure about that guy. 01:05:02.861 --> 01:05:05.072 Mitch? Why? He's so sweet. 01:05:05.781 --> 01:05:08.784 Something I saw last week, at the birthday party. 01:05:08.909 --> 01:05:10.494 What did you see? 01:05:10.619 --> 01:05:13.455 I didn't want to get into this, but... 01:05:13.956 --> 01:05:17.876 I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers. 01:05:18.001 --> 01:05:19.378 A young girl. 01:05:19.711 --> 01:05:21.421 - Really? - Yeah. 01:05:21.547 --> 01:05:25.175 He was being aggressive and grabbing her. It was disgusting. 01:05:25.300 --> 01:05:28.595 - [mobile phone rings] - I know he's your friend. 01:05:28.720 --> 01:05:31.014 - Hello? - Hey, it's Mitch. 01:05:31.139 --> 01:05:32.641 Hi, Mitch. 01:05:32.766 --> 01:05:35.602 I was thinking, if you're not too busy, 01:05:35.727 --> 01:05:37.646 maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee. 01:05:37.771 --> 01:05:41.275 - Uh, now's not really a good time. - Look. 01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:46.572 I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything. 01:05:46.697 --> 01:05:49.199 - I don't think so. - It's uh... 01:05:49.324 --> 01:05:52.578 It's been kind of a tough day, 01:05:52.703 --> 01:05:55.038 and it'd really mean a lot. 01:05:55.789 --> 01:05:57.624 [sizzles] 01:05:58.250 --> 01:06:01.461 Listen, there are a few things I wanted to clear up, 01:06:01.587 --> 01:06:06.049 because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am. 01:06:06.175 --> 01:06:08.844 Really? What would ever give you that idea? 01:06:08.927 --> 01:06:11.847 Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees. 01:06:11.972 --> 01:06:15.267 And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house. 01:06:15.976 --> 01:06:18.270 - Not here. - I know who you are. 01:06:18.395 --> 01:06:20.647 I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing. 01:06:20.772 --> 01:06:21.607 Thank you. 01:06:21.732 --> 01:06:25.235 You are beautiful. No offence, though. He is the king. 01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:27.863 You are taking coffee and pie with a living legend. 01:06:27.988 --> 01:06:30.365 That's very kind, but I insist, I'll pay. 01:06:30.490 --> 01:06:32.367 Your money, it's not good here. 01:06:32.492 --> 01:06:34.912 - Okay. - I look forward to pledging next semester. 01:06:35.996 --> 01:06:39.708 Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far? 01:06:39.833 --> 01:06:42.961 I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true? 01:06:43.670 --> 01:06:46.632 Well, yes. But he was really old. 01:06:46.757 --> 01:06:49.510 And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back, 01:06:49.635 --> 01:06:51.803 it'll show that it was probably of natural causes. 01:06:51.929 --> 01:06:55.807 Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were. 01:06:55.933 --> 01:06:58.310 But it's okay. It's not a big deal. 01:06:58.435 --> 01:07:00.687 I think that I am that person. 01:07:00.812 --> 01:07:04.691 And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time. 01:07:04.816 --> 01:07:07.569 So, that's why you go around harassing young women? 01:07:07.694 --> 01:07:09.696 - Doing what? - The caterer. 01:07:09.821 --> 01:07:12.491 At the birthday party. Mark told me about her. 01:07:12.616 --> 01:07:15.911 Wait a second. I didn't want to say anything, 01:07:16.036 --> 01:07:19.206 but Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate. 01:07:19.331 --> 01:07:21.500 - You are unbelievable. - It's true. 01:07:21.625 --> 01:07:23.335 Hey, look who it is. 01:07:23.460 --> 01:07:25.128 Hey, Mitch. 01:07:25.587 --> 01:07:26.839 Darcie, hey. 01:07:26.964 --> 01:07:29.842 Hi. I've been meaning to call you. 01:07:29.967 --> 01:07:32.219 I just didn't want you to worry about my dad. 01:07:32.344 --> 01:07:35.138 He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool. 01:07:35.264 --> 01:07:37.432 - Her dad? - Yeah. 01:07:37.599 --> 01:07:43.856 Yeah. You know, it's nothing, really. I mean, they actually work together. 01:07:44.648 --> 01:07:49.820 Um, we gotta run, cos we got this prom committee thing, so I'll see you around. 01:07:49.945 --> 01:07:52.447 - [softly] Sorry. - Bye. 01:07:53.240 --> 01:07:55.158 Prom committee thing? 01:07:55.409 --> 01:07:57.870 That I actually can explain. 01:07:57.995 --> 01:07:59.997 Right, I'm sure you can. 01:08:00.122 --> 01:08:02.624 - I have to go. - Please wait a second. 01:08:02.749 --> 01:08:05.586 No, really. I have to go. 01:08:10.090 --> 01:08:12.509 Hey. Chicks. 01:08:12.634 --> 01:08:14.511 Don't worry for her. 01:08:14.636 --> 01:08:17.764 Love, it's a motherfucker, huh? 01:08:25.981 --> 01:08:28.400 [softly] Holy shit! 01:08:49.880 --> 01:08:53.509 Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know. 01:08:53.634 --> 01:08:57.888 The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything. 01:08:58.013 --> 01:09:00.766 We're at the Comfort Inn, room 112. 01:09:00.891 --> 01:09:02.893 I love you. Frank. 01:09:03.435 --> 01:09:07.564 Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed, 01:09:07.689 --> 01:09:11.151 but those of you who are students will be expelled from the university 01:09:11.276 --> 01:09:14.404 for your participation in a non-sanctioned fraternity. 01:09:14.530 --> 01:09:18.200 Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in. 01:09:22.579 --> 01:09:25.666 Good. Believe me, 01:09:25.791 --> 01:09:30.838 the actions taken by the student council have come as a great shock to me. 01:09:31.755 --> 01:09:34.007 But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it. 01:09:34.132 --> 01:09:38.011 Thank you for your time. Good luck, and God bless America. 01:09:38.679 --> 01:09:40.722 [clattering] 01:09:43.308 --> 01:09:45.310 He can't do that. 01:09:45.435 --> 01:09:47.479 This guy's playing hardball. 01:09:48.355 --> 01:09:51.483 I got to say, I'm kind of impressed by him. 01:09:51.608 --> 01:09:52.901 Well, we're expelled. 01:09:53.026 --> 01:09:55.445 My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster. 01:09:55.571 --> 01:09:59.283 - You already work in Red Lobster. - Yeah, but it's part time, Dick. 01:09:59.408 --> 01:10:01.952 - Guys. - Hey, listen. 01:10:02.077 --> 01:10:06.540 This is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. 01:10:08.041 --> 01:10:10.419 I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me. 01:10:10.544 --> 01:10:12.713 Come on, she's not gonna kill you. 01:10:12.838 --> 01:10:16.133 Yes, she is. I'm the first one to go to college in my family. 01:10:16.258 --> 01:10:17.885 When I left, she said, 01:10:18.010 --> 01:10:21.680 [mimics mother's voice] "Weensie, screw this up, I'll kill you." 01:10:21.805 --> 01:10:23.807 She showed me the knife. 01:10:24.349 --> 01:10:27.477 - [sobs] - Shh. 01:10:27.644 --> 01:10:31.940 Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay? 01:10:32.065 --> 01:10:33.692 It's gonna be all right. 01:10:36.904 --> 01:10:39.072 He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker. 01:10:39.198 --> 01:10:41.783 Guys, still want to be in the fraternity? 01:10:43.827 --> 01:10:46.830 We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us that. 01:10:46.955 --> 01:10:49.166 Good. I need your help with something. 01:10:49.291 --> 01:10:51.835 Off the record. You do this, you're in. 01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:53.337 Sir, yes, sir. 01:10:53.462 --> 01:10:57.299 Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7-A, 01:10:57.424 --> 01:10:59.426 - then fax it to this number immediately. - Got it. 01:10:59.551 --> 01:11:01.845 - I need to talk to you. - Give me five minutes. 01:11:01.970 --> 01:11:04.806 Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized, 01:11:04.932 --> 01:11:07.434 and then messenger it over to 34 Langley, and then... 01:11:07.559 --> 01:11:10.896 Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration. 01:11:11.021 --> 01:11:14.191 I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal. 01:11:14.316 --> 01:11:16.818 Well, I locked the Sunshine Square deal yesterday, 01:11:16.944 --> 01:11:19.196 so now I have them helping with the arbitration, 01:11:19.321 --> 01:11:21.865 and I'd appreciate it if you let me handle my own team, 01:11:21.990 --> 01:11:25.077 and don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something. 01:11:26.578 --> 01:11:28.038 All right. 01:11:28.163 --> 01:11:30.082 Wanna make sure you're on top of it. 01:11:30.165 --> 01:11:31.625 Well, I am. 01:11:31.750 --> 01:11:33.794 Well, good. Carry on. 01:11:33.919 --> 01:11:36.964 See? That's why they call him the Godfather. 01:11:37.089 --> 01:11:38.674 Hey. 01:11:39.091 --> 01:11:41.218 Just take care of it. 01:11:43.929 --> 01:11:48.141 Gentlemen, got some good news and I got some bad news. 01:11:48.267 --> 01:11:50.102 Did a little research. 01:11:50.227 --> 01:11:53.522 What Pritchard did, technically, is illegal. 01:11:53.647 --> 01:11:55.607 We have the right to a formal evaluation 01:11:55.732 --> 01:11:58.318 before they can deny our official application. 01:11:58.443 --> 01:12:02.322 However, we're now subject to a charter certification review 01:12:02.406 --> 01:12:03.866 given by the board of trustees. 01:12:03.991 --> 01:12:05.325 Damn it. 01:12:05.784 --> 01:12:09.037 Wait. Wait, what does that mean exactly? 01:12:09.162 --> 01:12:13.000 According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity, 01:12:13.125 --> 01:12:15.085 and our contribution to the community. 01:12:15.210 --> 01:12:17.421 Focuses on five categories: 01:12:17.546 --> 01:12:20.799 Academics, athletics, community service, 01:12:20.924 --> 01:12:23.594 debate, and school spirit. 01:12:23.927 --> 01:12:26.763 Good luck to everybody. It was nice to know you all. 01:12:26.889 --> 01:12:28.724 And I'll see you around campus. 01:12:28.849 --> 01:12:31.727 Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah. 01:12:31.852 --> 01:12:34.813 What are you talking about? I'm not even in school. 01:12:34.938 --> 01:12:38.483 It's in the bylaws. Every member of the fraternity is subject to review 01:12:38.609 --> 01:12:41.028 in every category, including academics. 01:12:41.153 --> 01:12:43.989 Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast. 01:12:44.072 --> 01:12:46.617 I do speakers. I don't do tests. 01:12:47.201 --> 01:12:48.911 This is unbelievable. 01:12:49.036 --> 01:12:52.789 What happened to, "needing brotherhood now more than ever?" They need us. 01:12:52.915 --> 01:12:54.958 Come on, college is overrated anyway. 01:12:55.083 --> 01:12:58.253 I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth. 01:12:58.378 --> 01:13:02.341 This damn thing was your idea, and you convinced me to do it, 01:13:02.466 --> 01:13:04.426 and now people's lives are ruined. 01:13:04.551 --> 01:13:06.637 Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined? 01:13:06.762 --> 01:13:08.388 Well, let's see. 01:13:08.514 --> 01:13:10.891 Uh, Blue's dead. 01:13:11.016 --> 01:13:12.893 Frank's divorced. 01:13:13.018 --> 01:13:16.813 I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass. 01:13:16.939 --> 01:13:21.193 And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, 01:13:21.318 --> 01:13:23.487 and you're not even gonna help 'em out. 01:13:24.988 --> 01:13:27.449 [soft rock music plays] 01:13:37.084 --> 01:13:41.213 Is this thing gonna go down smooth? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here. 01:13:41.338 --> 01:13:44.132 One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests. 01:13:44.258 --> 01:13:45.759 It should make for a very entertaining day. 01:13:45.884 --> 01:13:48.428 I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus. 01:13:48.554 --> 01:13:49.388 Ditto. 01:13:50.806 --> 01:13:54.810 Welcome, everyone, to the official debate section of the charter review. 01:13:56.019 --> 01:13:58.355 Uh, unfortunately, 01:13:58.480 --> 01:14:02.693 the captain of the university debate team had a scheduling conflict. Yeah. 01:14:02.818 --> 01:14:06.446 So, we had to bring someone else in to fill in for this event. 01:14:07.030 --> 01:14:11.743 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, 01:14:11.869 --> 01:14:16.748 famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun, Mr. James Carville. 01:14:16.874 --> 01:14:18.834 [applause] 01:14:21.962 --> 01:14:23.672 - Thank you. - Don't clap. 01:14:23.797 --> 01:14:26.925 Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and pleasure to be here. 01:14:27.050 --> 01:14:29.136 Topic number one. 01:14:29.595 --> 01:14:31.305 [clears throat] 01:14:31.430 --> 01:14:33.932 What is your position on the role of government 01:14:34.057 --> 01:14:37.895 in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology? 01:14:38.729 --> 01:14:41.106 Well, Dean, I'm glad you asked that question... 01:14:41.231 --> 01:14:44.359 I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind. 01:14:44.484 --> 01:14:45.903 [crowd murmurs] 01:14:46.028 --> 01:14:47.821 Have at it, hoss. 01:14:47.946 --> 01:14:49.823 Why doesn't he wait for an easy one? 01:14:51.658 --> 01:14:53.702 [whispers] Frank, no... 01:14:55.829 --> 01:14:57.372 [clears throat] 01:14:57.497 --> 01:14:59.708 Recent research has shown the empirical evidence 01:14:59.833 --> 01:15:02.419 for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. 01:15:02.544 --> 01:15:05.756 And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. 01:15:05.881 --> 01:15:08.217 As a world leader, it is important for America to provide 01:15:08.342 --> 01:15:10.511 systematic research grants for our scientists. 01:15:10.636 --> 01:15:14.473 I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy 01:15:14.598 --> 01:15:17.100 with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you. 01:15:17.226 --> 01:15:19.728 - [groans] - [applause] 01:15:22.356 --> 01:15:25.359 - Where'd that come from? - What happened? I blacked out. 01:15:25.484 --> 01:15:26.944 It was awesome. 01:15:27.069 --> 01:15:29.780 That was interesting. [chuckles] Thank you very much. 01:15:29.863 --> 01:15:33.158 And, your rebuttal, Mr. Carville? 01:15:33.283 --> 01:15:37.329 Uh, we have no response. 01:15:37.704 --> 01:15:39.456 That was perfect. 01:15:40.040 --> 01:15:42.084 [cheering and applause] 01:15:42.835 --> 01:15:46.129 That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate. 01:15:47.923 --> 01:15:50.634 [ticking] 01:15:56.557 --> 01:15:58.392 [whispers] Number 12. 01:15:58.517 --> 01:16:03.230 Which of the following is a generally accepted graphical technique 01:16:03.313 --> 01:16:06.817 for determining first order system parameters? 01:16:07.526 --> 01:16:11.864 Is it, A, Herriod's method of solving cubics? 01:16:12.447 --> 01:16:15.158 B, Pythagorean triplets? 01:16:15.284 --> 01:16:19.538 Or C, the migration method of graphing quadratic functions? 01:16:22.583 --> 01:16:24.376 Herriod's method of solving cubics. 01:16:24.501 --> 01:16:27.546 The answer is A, Herriod's method of solving cubics. 01:16:33.927 --> 01:16:35.470 Good test. 01:16:44.730 --> 01:16:47.024 All right, Frank. Let's do this. 01:16:48.108 --> 01:16:49.318 Go Harrison! 01:16:49.443 --> 01:16:50.903 # Everybody dance now 01:16:57.451 --> 01:16:59.786 # Everybody dance now 01:17:07.628 --> 01:17:09.379 # Give me the music 01:17:11.673 --> 01:17:13.759 # Give me the music 01:17:14.343 --> 01:17:16.136 # Everybody dance now 01:17:22.809 --> 01:17:24.937 # Everybody dance now 01:17:25.062 --> 01:17:28.899 # Ba-da bam-bam-bam-bam ba bam bam bam bam bam-bam # 01:17:29.024 --> 01:17:30.943 - Yes! - Wow. 01:17:31.068 --> 01:17:33.111 [imitate drum roll] 01:17:39.117 --> 01:17:41.078 Let's go, Cougars! 01:17:43.539 --> 01:17:45.123 [wails] 01:17:45.249 --> 01:17:46.375 Oh, no! 01:17:46.458 --> 01:17:48.335 Oh, no! 01:17:48.460 --> 01:17:51.213 Help me! Help me! 01:17:53.048 --> 01:17:54.675 - [chuckles] - [sirens] 01:17:54.800 --> 01:17:56.635 Dean Pritchard, can I talk to you for a second? 01:17:56.760 --> 01:17:58.971 Megan, I'm a little busy. 01:17:59.054 --> 01:18:01.181 I didn't get into Columbia Law School. 01:18:01.306 --> 01:18:02.850 How awful. 01:18:02.975 --> 01:18:06.019 You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia. 01:18:06.144 --> 01:18:07.145 I did say that. 01:18:07.271 --> 01:18:09.356 No-one at Columbia has even heard of you. 01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:11.066 Oh, Megan. 01:18:11.191 --> 01:18:14.278 Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours. 01:18:14.403 --> 01:18:16.697 - That's how bribes work. - I know how bribes work. 01:18:16.780 --> 01:18:19.616 I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country. 01:18:19.741 --> 01:18:21.410 Lesson learned. 01:18:23.453 --> 01:18:25.038 [banging] 01:18:25.122 --> 01:18:26.623 Damn it! 01:18:27.666 --> 01:18:31.545 Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there. I'm an idiot. 01:18:31.670 --> 01:18:36.175 Don't worry. We'll make those points up. Your skin's gonna grow back, too. 01:18:36.300 --> 01:18:38.760 - [winces] - I'm sorry. 01:18:38.886 --> 01:18:41.180 How many events do we actually have left here? 01:18:41.305 --> 01:18:44.808 One. Frank's accident definitely set us back. 01:18:44.892 --> 01:18:46.059 - But if we pass... - [bangs] 01:18:46.185 --> 01:18:48.395 If we pass athletics, we're in. 01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:51.315 All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about. 01:18:51.440 --> 01:18:53.901 We've made a great effort so far. Let's just keep it up! 01:18:54.026 --> 01:18:57.821 That's right! We can't have anyone freak out out there, okay? 01:18:57.946 --> 01:19:01.200 We've got to keep our composure! We've come too far. 01:19:01.325 --> 01:19:05.120 There's too much to lose! We've got to just keep our composure! 01:19:05.287 --> 01:19:09.499 For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all-around competition. 01:19:09.625 --> 01:19:13.504 And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me, 01:19:13.629 --> 01:19:14.755 right now. 01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:17.132 Let's see, uh, rings. 01:19:17.216 --> 01:19:18.634 Uh, Bernard. 01:19:18.759 --> 01:19:21.470 Okay, great. Floor exercise. 01:19:21.595 --> 01:19:24.181 How about uh, Frank? Great. 01:19:24.306 --> 01:19:28.519 And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know... 01:19:28.644 --> 01:19:30.646 How about um... 01:19:30.729 --> 01:19:32.689 [Vangelis: Chariots Of Fire] 01:19:32.856 --> 01:19:34.566 - You. - Me? 01:19:34.691 --> 01:19:37.361 Yeah. Is there a problem with that? 01:20:14.439 --> 01:20:15.983 [strains] 01:20:17.651 --> 01:20:19.820 [coughs] I'm still holding. 01:20:21.071 --> 01:20:22.406 Still holding! 01:20:26.785 --> 01:20:28.871 It's physically impossible. 01:20:28.996 --> 01:20:31.373 Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you. 01:20:36.170 --> 01:20:38.088 We're waiting, gentlemen. 01:20:38.213 --> 01:20:40.966 Just hit the board as hard as you can and shut your eyes. 01:20:41.091 --> 01:20:42.885 - You ready? - Have fun with it. 01:20:43.010 --> 01:20:45.554 Go! Come on! 01:20:52.060 --> 01:20:53.353 Come on! 01:20:58.984 --> 01:21:00.986 [screams] 01:21:02.279 --> 01:21:04.573 [screams] 01:21:05.741 --> 01:21:07.201 Yeah! 01:21:07.326 --> 01:21:09.995 Oh, my God! Yes! 01:21:18.712 --> 01:21:20.756 [excited chatter] 01:21:26.136 --> 01:21:29.348 Congratulations, gentlemen. You put forth quite an effort. 01:21:29.473 --> 01:21:30.474 You really did. 01:21:30.599 --> 01:21:33.685 But, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 01:21:33.769 --> 01:21:35.771 You didn't pass your review. 01:21:37.189 --> 01:21:40.526 What are you talking about? We finished with an 84%. 01:21:40.651 --> 01:21:43.320 Yes, you people did finish with an 84%, 01:21:43.445 --> 01:21:47.574 but unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a "0" in every category. 01:21:47.699 --> 01:21:48.784 What pledge? 01:21:48.909 --> 01:21:52.371 A Joseph "Blue" Pulasky. 01:21:52.579 --> 01:21:54.998 [chuckling] 01:21:55.123 --> 01:21:59.169 Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago. 01:21:59.294 --> 01:22:02.172 He's listed right here on your official chapter roster, 01:22:02.297 --> 01:22:05.717 and those zeroes drop your average to a 58%. 01:22:05.843 --> 01:22:08.220 Come on, you got to be kidding me. 01:22:08.303 --> 01:22:10.305 It's been quite a journey. 01:22:11.390 --> 01:22:14.518 - [retches] - You're gonna be all right, Frank. 01:22:14.643 --> 01:22:17.896 - Come on, now, big cat. - I have no reason to live. 01:22:18.021 --> 01:22:20.190 We're gonna find you a one-bedroom apartment, 01:22:20.315 --> 01:22:23.193 get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's... 01:22:23.318 --> 01:22:24.903 It's not gonna be the same. 01:22:24.987 --> 01:22:27.447 Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it? 01:22:27.573 --> 01:22:32.035 I recommend you drive off immediately, before something bad happens. 01:22:32.160 --> 01:22:33.745 Ooh, I'm scared! 01:22:33.871 --> 01:22:35.956 Excuse me, Mitch? Am I interrupting? 01:22:36.081 --> 01:22:39.293 Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us. 01:22:39.418 --> 01:22:41.920 I thought you guys might find this interesting. 01:22:42.212 --> 01:22:45.549 You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia. 01:22:45.674 --> 01:22:47.426 - I did say that. - Look... 01:22:47.551 --> 01:22:50.971 I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how bribes work. 01:22:51.054 --> 01:22:52.681 I know how bribes work... 01:22:52.806 --> 01:22:54.474 You know what? Just, let me... 01:22:55.767 --> 01:22:57.644 Bird-dog him, Frankie! 01:23:00.314 --> 01:23:01.815 Coming through! 01:23:03.025 --> 01:23:05.319 - Go that way! - Slow down, man! 01:23:10.157 --> 01:23:12.409 Pritchard, hey, it's over. 01:23:13.076 --> 01:23:17.122 Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay? 01:23:17.247 --> 01:23:18.540 You know where the rest of the guys are? 01:23:18.707 --> 01:23:21.210 I don't know, we all spread out... Ow! 01:23:21.293 --> 01:23:23.587 What are you doing? What are you... 01:23:24.838 --> 01:23:26.673 Time out. Time out. 01:23:31.803 --> 01:23:34.264 Excuse me! Excuse me! 01:23:34.389 --> 01:23:36.308 Gentlemen... Oh, God! 01:23:44.525 --> 01:23:46.401 Wait, wait, my shoulder. 01:23:49.071 --> 01:23:50.489 [gasps] 01:23:50.614 --> 01:23:52.783 [Frank whimpers and sobs] 01:23:52.908 --> 01:23:54.743 This man accosted me! 01:23:54.868 --> 01:23:56.161 You are all witnesses! He accosted me! 01:23:56.286 --> 01:23:57.788 Frank! 01:23:57.913 --> 01:23:59.414 Frank! 01:24:02.167 --> 01:24:04.002 Frank, are you okay? 01:24:04.336 --> 01:24:07.714 Mitch, I'm so cold. 01:24:10.133 --> 01:24:11.885 Come on, big cat. 01:24:12.010 --> 01:24:14.179 I think I see Blue. 01:24:14.304 --> 01:24:15.681 Shh. 01:24:15.806 --> 01:24:17.641 He looks glorious. 01:24:17.766 --> 01:24:19.560 - Stay with me. - Okay. 01:24:20.435 --> 01:24:22.187 I did good. 01:24:24.022 --> 01:24:25.732 You did great. 01:24:39.705 --> 01:24:41.582 Man, I'm telling you! 01:24:56.388 --> 01:24:57.598 Hi. 01:24:59.683 --> 01:25:00.934 Hey! 01:25:01.560 --> 01:25:02.936 Wow. 01:25:03.061 --> 01:25:04.229 How are you? 01:25:04.354 --> 01:25:05.606 I'm okay. 01:25:06.356 --> 01:25:07.733 You know, I got that apartment. 01:25:07.858 --> 01:25:10.027 Good for you. That's great. 01:25:10.152 --> 01:25:12.279 And you were right about Mark. 01:25:12.404 --> 01:25:14.114 What happened? 01:25:14.239 --> 01:25:18.660 Let's just say I caught him red-handed and it wasn't pretty. 01:25:19.870 --> 01:25:22.039 I guess I thought he could change, you know? 01:25:22.122 --> 01:25:23.415 I don't know. 01:25:25.042 --> 01:25:27.127 So, you're moving out? 01:25:27.461 --> 01:25:31.131 Um, yeah, I'm uh, moving into a new place, 01:25:31.256 --> 01:25:33.175 far, far away from here. 01:25:33.300 --> 01:25:35.302 What about your little fraternity? 01:25:35.427 --> 01:25:39.097 Well, they're upgrading, moving into a new facility. 01:25:39.223 --> 01:25:41.517 And uh, to tell you the truth, 01:25:41.642 --> 01:25:44.436 they don't have much use for the Godfather any more. 01:25:44.561 --> 01:25:45.604 [chuckles] 01:25:45.729 --> 01:25:50.359 I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this. 01:25:51.026 --> 01:25:52.986 I think I can deal with it. 01:25:53.195 --> 01:25:54.655 I appreciate it. 01:25:54.863 --> 01:25:57.241 Although, you know, I have to say, 01:25:57.366 --> 01:26:01.912 I have always been a little curious about what goes on inside these places. 01:26:02.037 --> 01:26:03.539 - Yeah? - Yeah. 01:26:06.250 --> 01:26:09.419 I do have another 12 hours on my lease. 01:26:09.545 --> 01:26:13.340 I'd be more than happy to show you around. 01:26:13.924 --> 01:26:14.925 Really? 01:26:15.050 --> 01:26:15.968 Yeah. 01:26:16.969 --> 01:26:18.470 Maybe for a minute. 01:26:19.221 --> 01:26:20.597 Great. 01:26:21.682 --> 01:26:23.433 Happy Tuesday to you out there. 01:26:23.559 --> 01:26:27.104 It's "Frank the Tank" here at Harrison Cougar Radio, 88.6. 01:26:27.229 --> 01:26:30.065 Wanna give a shout-out to the Godfather. 01:26:30.190 --> 01:26:33.068 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch. 01:26:33.151 --> 01:26:34.945 I'd probably be dead. 01:26:35.153 --> 01:26:38.448 Face down in a drained pool somewhere. 01:26:39.074 --> 01:26:41.743 A quick note to all you future brothers out there, 01:26:41.827 --> 01:26:46.123 brand-new house on campus, located at Dean Pritchard's former residence. 01:26:46.248 --> 01:26:49.418 You all remember that crazy bastard. [chuckles] 01:26:50.210 --> 01:26:53.422 We'd love for you to join us this Saturday at our open house 01:26:53.547 --> 01:26:57.551 for some chips, soda, and some late-night streaking. 01:26:57.676 --> 01:27:00.137 Little right. Little more. 01:27:00.679 --> 01:27:02.764 Yeah, that's good enough. That's good enough. 01:27:03.390 --> 01:27:05.517 - Welcome aboard, Booker. - Thank you, sir. 01:27:05.642 --> 01:27:08.020 - Walsh. Well done. - Frank the Tank. 01:27:08.145 --> 01:27:09.980 Why don't you get me a fresh beer? 01:27:10.105 --> 01:27:11.231 You serious? 01:27:11.356 --> 01:27:12.441 Now! 01:27:12.858 --> 01:27:16.111 Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-bitch! 01:27:18.322 --> 01:27:21.867 #...going down the only road I've ever known 01:27:23.493 --> 01:27:27.414 # Like a drifter I was born to walk alone 01:27:29.875 --> 01:27:32.503 # And I've made up my mind 01:27:32.586 --> 01:27:34.296 [whistles] 01:27:38.258 --> 01:27:41.637 - [tires screech] - # But I here I go again 01:27:44.014 --> 01:27:45.807 [hooting] 01:27:47.309 --> 01:27:49.394 [screams] 01:27:50.312 --> 01:27:51.855 Oh, shit. 01:28:02.741 --> 01:28:06.912 # I close my eyes 01:28:07.871 --> 01:28:12.668 # Only for a moment and the moment's gone 01:28:13.043 --> 01:28:17.256 # All my dreams 01:28:17.798 --> 01:28:22.219 # Pass before my eyes in curiosity 01:28:22.803 --> 01:28:27.307 # Dust in the wind 01:28:27.432 --> 01:28:29.142 # All they are is... 01:28:31.103 --> 01:28:32.938 Stay in the goal. 01:28:33.021 --> 01:28:35.440 We gotta stay in the goal. You can't be walking around. 01:28:35.566 --> 01:28:37.818 You're killing me. Can we stay between the posts? 01:28:37.943 --> 01:28:41.405 I want focus, I want intensity, and I want "1,2,3"! 01:28:41.530 --> 01:28:42.614 [all] Woofers! 01:28:42.739 --> 01:28:46.577 Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry, hungry, hungry! Eat 'em up! 01:28:46.702 --> 01:28:50.747 Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box! 01:28:50.873 --> 01:28:52.791 Chill out, we're up by six. 01:28:52.875 --> 01:28:57.629 That ref's a real prick out there. That's right, you heard me, my man! 01:28:57.754 --> 01:29:01.466 Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt. 01:29:01.592 --> 01:29:02.926 What? 01:29:03.051 --> 01:29:04.845 Let's make it official then, jackass! 01:29:04.970 --> 01:29:06.722 Let's make it official! 01:29:07.598 --> 01:29:10.601 Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right? 01:29:10.726 --> 01:29:12.769 - Have some respect for yourself. - Thank you. 01:29:13.520 --> 01:29:16.440 Is that Frank the Tank? 01:29:16.565 --> 01:29:18.650 Hey. Heidi. 01:29:19.568 --> 01:29:22.404 - How you doing? - I'm doing really good. 01:29:22.529 --> 01:29:25.324 I got into body painting. 01:29:25.449 --> 01:29:27.201 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 01:29:27.284 --> 01:29:28.410 That's great. 01:29:28.535 --> 01:29:31.205 Well, you're looking very healthy. 01:29:31.288 --> 01:29:34.541 Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you. 01:29:34.666 --> 01:29:36.502 Oh, thank you. 01:29:36.585 --> 01:29:39.963 So, I heard you and Marissa split up. Is that true? 01:29:40.088 --> 01:29:41.465 Yeah, we did. 01:29:41.590 --> 01:29:44.593 Oh! You poor baby. 01:29:45.427 --> 01:29:48.722 You know, I'm having this get-together at my place tomorrow night. 01:29:48.847 --> 01:29:52.518 Just like a few Internet friends. You should swing by. 01:29:52.643 --> 01:29:54.603 - Really? - Totally. 01:29:55.437 --> 01:29:56.855 - Okay. - All right. 01:29:56.980 --> 01:29:59.608 - That sounds awesome. - See you tomorrow night. 01:29:59.733 --> 01:30:01.151 [giggles] 01:30:02.986 --> 01:30:04.279 Awesome. 01:30:04.404 --> 01:30:05.781 Yes! 01:30:08.742 --> 01:30:10.577 I am back! 01:30:10.702 --> 01:30:12.204 Whoo! 01:30:14.706 --> 01:30:16.500 You know it! 01:30:16.524 --> 01:30:36.524 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.