WEBVTT 00:00:00.003 --> 00:00:12.003 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:12.627 --> 00:00:14.379 Before I start signing these, 00:00:14.463 --> 00:00:17.090 I need to thank somebody who's here tonight. 00:00:17.215 --> 00:00:20.260 When I had her at State-- That didn't sound right. 00:00:20.385 --> 00:00:23.638 I never had her. I wanted her, but never had her. 00:00:23.722 --> 00:00:26.057 What I meant was when I took her class. 00:00:26.140 --> 00:00:29.603 I had the worst case of writer's block in the world. 00:00:29.686 --> 00:00:33.398 All I had were terrible ideas. I hated them all. 00:00:33.482 --> 00:00:35.400 I was just about to drop the class 00:00:35.484 --> 00:00:41.323 when she said something to me that changed everything. 00:00:43.408 --> 00:00:48.329 She said, "Terrible ideas are like playground scapegoats. 00:00:48.371 --> 00:00:51.540 Given the right encouragement, they grow up to be geniuses." 00:00:51.665 --> 00:00:55.504 She told me to take one, and work on it. 00:00:55.545 --> 00:00:58.173 Well, I did. 00:01:00.133 --> 00:01:03.220 Frances Mayes, who loves terrible ideas, 00:01:03.303 --> 00:01:05.514 may I please French kiss you now? 00:01:05.597 --> 00:01:06.890 Go for it, Willie boy! 00:01:06.973 --> 00:01:09.393 Married, William. Sorry. 00:01:13.104 --> 00:01:14.146 Proud of me? 00:01:14.230 --> 00:01:16.024 Ridiculously. 00:01:16.108 --> 00:01:18.318 Frances, these are amazing. What did you do? 00:01:18.360 --> 00:01:20.487 Chocolate is timing, my friend. 00:01:20.570 --> 00:01:22.864 - The rest is magic. - Hey, Professor. 00:01:22.948 --> 00:01:25.909 - Where is the wine? - Over there. 00:01:26.034 --> 00:01:27.661 Tom is one lucky bastard. 00:01:27.744 --> 00:01:30.122 A literary wife who makes brownies. 00:01:30.205 --> 00:01:31.915 I swear, if you tell me you cook in the nude, 00:01:31.998 --> 00:01:33.834 I'll go home and kill myself. 00:01:33.875 --> 00:01:35.960 Never in the nude. Always in a thong. 00:01:36.043 --> 00:01:40.048 Actually, if you knew Frances, you'd know these are avoidance. 00:01:40.132 --> 00:01:41.299 Thanks. 00:01:41.383 --> 00:01:43.468 - How's the novel going? - Not so well. 00:01:43.552 --> 00:01:47.222 But the procrastination is coming along fabulously. 00:01:47.305 --> 00:01:49.725 Soon it will breed abject self-loathing, 00:01:49.766 --> 00:01:52.644 and then I'll just become a writing machine. 00:01:52.728 --> 00:01:55.897 What about Tom? How's his book going? 00:01:56.022 --> 00:01:58.149 Fine. He's home writing right now. 00:01:58.232 --> 00:01:59.191 You know Tom? 00:01:59.233 --> 00:02:02.571 I met him recently, sort of by coincidence. 00:02:02.654 --> 00:02:07.159 The other coincidence is that you reviewed a book of mine. 00:02:07.242 --> 00:02:10.120 I did? Did I like it? 00:02:10.203 --> 00:02:12.289 You didn't. 00:02:12.372 --> 00:02:15.333 Well, I'm sorry. 00:02:15.417 --> 00:02:18.670 I'm sure there were a lot of other critics who loved it. 00:02:18.754 --> 00:02:21.839 And I really hope you didn't take it personally. 00:02:21.922 --> 00:02:25.886 You called my lead character "unrealistic." 00:02:26.887 --> 00:02:29.890 I think bad reviews should just be forgotten. 00:02:29.973 --> 00:02:31.558 Give him a brownie. 00:02:31.641 --> 00:02:34.394 I would like to give you this. It comes in peace. 00:02:34.478 --> 00:02:37.981 You said you just couldn't get interested in a novel 00:02:38.065 --> 00:02:40.275 where the protagonist was a guy 00:02:40.358 --> 00:02:44.695 who spent all of his time living out his horny teenage fantasies. 00:02:44.779 --> 00:02:48.741 I just find that ironic. 00:02:48.783 --> 00:02:51.703 Ironic. Why? 00:02:53.497 --> 00:02:55.374 Ask your husband. 00:03:06.259 --> 00:03:08.260 What did he just say? 00:03:28.115 --> 00:03:29.574 Frances? 00:03:29.658 --> 00:03:31.158 Frances? 00:03:33.661 --> 00:03:36.248 I've got some unfortunate news for you. 00:03:38.166 --> 00:03:41.128 I just got off the phone with your husband's attorney, 00:03:41.211 --> 00:03:44.840 and they're going to pursue alimony. 00:03:46.967 --> 00:03:48.885 How can we be talking about alimony 00:03:48.969 --> 00:03:52.347 when I hardly make enough money? 00:03:52.431 --> 00:03:55.224 But you supported him during the marriage. 00:03:55.307 --> 00:03:56.434 Yes. 00:03:56.517 --> 00:03:59.312 But while he was researching and writing his book, 00:03:59.396 --> 00:04:01.648 I worked while he pretended to be... 00:04:01.732 --> 00:04:04.693 Unfortunately, this is just about the math. 00:04:04.735 --> 00:04:06.194 He was having an affair. 00:04:06.236 --> 00:04:08.572 California's a no-fault state. 00:04:08.655 --> 00:04:10.365 His attorney indicated your husband 00:04:10.490 --> 00:04:12.659 would prefer an alimony buy-out. 00:04:12.743 --> 00:04:15.954 Since you two were living rather modestly, 00:04:16.038 --> 00:04:18.622 I don't think the number should be too bad. 00:04:18.706 --> 00:04:24.838 They're probably talking about something like $200,000. 00:04:24.921 --> 00:04:26.423 I don't have that money. 00:04:26.506 --> 00:04:28.759 Unfortunately, you do. 00:04:29.885 --> 00:04:31.094 The house? 00:04:31.178 --> 00:04:35.098 Its value went through the roof since you bought it. 00:04:36.516 --> 00:04:38.727 And renovated it with my mother's money. 00:04:38.810 --> 00:04:43.064 Well, it's all community property now. 00:04:45.066 --> 00:04:50.155 So he gets half the house and alimony. 00:04:50.238 --> 00:04:53.658 There's leeway, and we'll make all the arguments we can. 00:04:53.784 --> 00:04:57.287 But there is a bargaining chip. He wants the house. 00:04:57.371 --> 00:05:00.665 - He wants to keep living there? - Yeah. 00:05:00.749 --> 00:05:02.876 And if you let him have it, 00:05:02.918 --> 00:05:07.088 you could end up with a lot of money in your pocket. 00:05:07.171 --> 00:05:09.800 I understand he wants it pretty badly. 00:05:09.883 --> 00:05:13.553 I'm sorry. This is so surreal. 00:05:15.847 --> 00:05:19.976 How would he even find the money to buy me out of my half? 00:05:22.354 --> 00:05:23.939 Oh. 00:05:24.981 --> 00:05:26.358 Oh. 00:05:27.566 --> 00:05:28.984 Wow. 00:05:29.068 --> 00:05:31.695 Apparently, she likes the place. 00:05:31.779 --> 00:05:34.074 It's near the right schools. 00:05:36.118 --> 00:05:38.412 Schools? 00:05:38.495 --> 00:05:39.830 She's... 00:05:47.963 --> 00:05:50.423 You're gonna get over this. 00:05:50.506 --> 00:05:52.967 You will, Frances. 00:05:54.468 --> 00:05:56.805 Someday, you're gonna be happy again. 00:05:59.141 --> 00:06:01.268 Right. 00:06:01.309 --> 00:06:02.728 And the desk? 00:06:02.811 --> 00:06:04.604 The desk goes. 00:06:04.688 --> 00:06:08.066 No, the desk can stay. 00:06:08.150 --> 00:06:10.277 - The couch? - Yes, please. 00:06:15.990 --> 00:06:19.453 Wait a minute. No, the sofas can stay. 00:06:23.165 --> 00:06:25.459 How about the chairs? 00:06:25.500 --> 00:06:27.002 They stay, too. 00:06:27.085 --> 00:06:33.300 Actually, everything's going to stay except those boxes. 00:06:33.383 --> 00:06:35.510 Those boxes with the books in them. 00:06:37.219 --> 00:06:39.555 If you don't mind. 00:06:39.638 --> 00:06:41.432 You're sure? 00:06:41.515 --> 00:06:42.684 Yeah. 00:06:42.768 --> 00:06:44.644 The bedroom? 00:06:45.979 --> 00:06:47.064 Nope. 00:06:47.147 --> 00:06:50.275 - Kitchen? - No. 00:06:54.946 --> 00:06:57.991 So then we're done. 00:06:59.034 --> 00:07:00.326 We're done. 00:07:22.557 --> 00:07:24.642 You getting a divorce? 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:28.562 It shows? 00:07:28.646 --> 00:07:30.565 These are furnished, short-term apartments. 00:07:30.649 --> 00:07:33.068 That's who we get. 00:07:33.151 --> 00:07:36.154 Your neighbor in 2-B. He's an attorney. 00:07:36.238 --> 00:07:39.199 His divorce has been dragging on for three years. 00:07:39.282 --> 00:07:41.159 Nice guy. 00:07:41.243 --> 00:07:43.495 Gives free legal advice to the other tenants. 00:07:46.164 --> 00:07:49.750 If his crying gets on your nerves, just bang on the wall. 00:07:49.834 --> 00:07:52.420 - He'll stop. - Sorry. 00:07:54.589 --> 00:07:58.093 Guy above you is a doctor. He hands out the sleeping pills. 00:07:58.176 --> 00:08:00.429 - What do you do? - I'm a writer. 00:08:00.512 --> 00:08:04.808 So you can help the others with their suicide notes. 00:08:04.891 --> 00:08:05.726 Wow. 00:08:05.767 --> 00:08:08.520 You're one of those funny landlords. 00:08:08.603 --> 00:08:10.396 Not really. 00:08:11.605 --> 00:08:13.733 Well, here's your keys. 00:08:14.775 --> 00:08:17.404 Have a good stay. 00:08:17.487 --> 00:08:19.322 Thanks. 00:08:32.294 --> 00:08:33.753 Home. 00:08:42.637 --> 00:08:43.597 Ta-da! 00:08:43.638 --> 00:08:46.058 You start a marriage with cake and champagne. 00:08:46.141 --> 00:08:47.476 Finish it that way, too. 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:51.063 The beginning and the end should be fun, fun, fun. 00:08:51.146 --> 00:08:53.148 Too bad about those years in the middle. 00:08:53.231 --> 00:08:55.358 - Sorry. - Make a wish. 00:08:55.442 --> 00:08:57.068 Things got crazy at the hospital. 00:08:57.151 --> 00:08:59.862 Hi. You made it in time for the toast. 00:08:59.945 --> 00:09:02.323 Bravo. And it only took a year. 00:09:02.365 --> 00:09:04.493 - To freedom. - To freedom. 00:09:04.618 --> 00:09:05.786 Thanks. 00:09:10.290 --> 00:09:13.668 You're not drinking. You're not drinking. 00:09:13.752 --> 00:09:15.045 Fifth time was a charm. 00:09:15.128 --> 00:09:17.339 Oh, my God! 00:09:17.422 --> 00:09:19.841 Patti! When are you due? 00:09:19.883 --> 00:09:21.634 - May. - May! 00:09:21.717 --> 00:09:23.052 Oh, my God! 00:09:23.135 --> 00:09:24.762 I'm going to be an auntie! 00:09:24.845 --> 00:09:28.392 I'm going to be an auntie. Yes. 00:09:30.936 --> 00:09:32.646 It changes our plans a bit. 00:09:32.687 --> 00:09:34.147 Well, of course. 00:09:34.189 --> 00:09:37.526 We were about to take a 10-day tour to romantic Tuscany. 00:09:37.651 --> 00:09:40.487 But I don't want Patti flying. 00:09:40.529 --> 00:09:42.364 Small sacrifice. 00:09:42.447 --> 00:09:45.866 We decided to change our coach tickets 00:09:45.908 --> 00:09:49.871 into an upgraded ticket for you. 00:09:52.708 --> 00:09:54.710 Oh. 00:09:54.751 --> 00:09:57.003 This is amazing. 00:09:57.045 --> 00:09:58.255 Really generous. 00:09:58.338 --> 00:10:02.259 Thank you, but no. 00:10:02.342 --> 00:10:04.761 How can you say no to Tuscany? 00:10:04.845 --> 00:10:06.637 No. Like that. 00:10:06.721 --> 00:10:08.848 That's your depression speaking. 00:10:08.931 --> 00:10:12.184 It doesn't speak Italian. It speaks high-school French. 00:10:12.268 --> 00:10:13.729 Besides, I'm not depressed anymore. 00:10:13.770 --> 00:10:17.065 Then what are you still doing living with those losers? 00:10:17.190 --> 00:10:20.193 - Those are my people. - That's not a place you live. 00:10:20.318 --> 00:10:21.903 Guys, come on. 00:10:23.071 --> 00:10:24.573 Thank you so much. 00:10:24.698 --> 00:10:28.910 But there is no way I can go on a romantic tour of Tuscany. 00:10:28.994 --> 00:10:31.078 - I'm not ready to meet anyone. - You won't. 00:10:31.162 --> 00:10:33.664 - We can assure you. - Oh? 00:10:35.207 --> 00:10:37.878 It's a gay tour of romantic Tuscany. 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:40.255 So it would be very relaxing for you. 00:10:40.338 --> 00:10:42.049 You know, mostly couples. 00:10:42.090 --> 00:10:44.885 No one would be there to hit on you. 00:10:44.926 --> 00:10:48.597 And you could concentrate and listen to your own inner voice. 00:10:48.722 --> 00:10:50.599 My inner voice? 00:10:50.724 --> 00:10:53.601 My inner voice that would be saying, 00:10:53.642 --> 00:10:55.895 "What am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?" 00:10:55.978 --> 00:10:59.065 Frances, it's Italy! Italy. 00:10:59.148 --> 00:11:02.652 Plus, you could use it as a time to start writing. 00:11:02.736 --> 00:11:06.490 Well, I'm busy. I have to review all those books. 00:11:06.573 --> 00:11:09.242 Instead of working on your own book. 00:11:09.326 --> 00:11:10.786 Wow. 00:11:10.869 --> 00:11:13.538 Are you being mean or just hormonal? 00:11:15.540 --> 00:11:19.335 Okay. Don't kill each other until I get back. 00:11:22.963 --> 00:11:25.467 Can we please just talk about the baby? 00:11:25.509 --> 00:11:27.344 I think you're in danger. 00:11:27.469 --> 00:11:29.012 Of? 00:11:29.137 --> 00:11:32.099 Of never recovering. 00:11:32.182 --> 00:11:36.353 You know when you come across one of those empty-shell people? 00:11:36.436 --> 00:11:40.022 And you think, "What the hell happened to you?" 00:11:40.106 --> 00:11:43.401 Well, there came a time in each one of those lives 00:11:43.484 --> 00:11:45.319 where they were at a crossroads. 00:11:45.403 --> 00:11:48.240 Crossroads. God, that is so "Oprah." 00:11:48.323 --> 00:11:52.244 Someplace where they had to decide to turn left or right. 00:11:52.327 --> 00:11:54.996 This is no time to be a chickenshit, Frances. 00:11:55.122 --> 00:11:56.832 I'm not being a chickenshit. 00:11:56.915 --> 00:11:58.291 I'm not. 00:11:58.333 --> 00:12:00.836 Okay, promise me you'll think about it. 00:12:00.961 --> 00:12:02.754 I'll think about it. 00:12:02.838 --> 00:12:04.130 Okay. 00:12:05.256 --> 00:12:07.383 I got a feeling about you. 00:12:07.466 --> 00:12:10.345 - Are you looking for a place? - Yeah, I guess. 00:12:10.387 --> 00:12:12.639 - You getting a divorce? - What? 00:12:12.681 --> 00:12:14.391 We got short-term apartments. 00:12:14.474 --> 00:12:16.435 But don't worry. Some stay for years. 00:12:16.518 --> 00:12:19.104 We got a writer. We got a doctor. 00:12:19.187 --> 00:12:21.732 The doctor could help you straighten out your life. 00:12:31.365 --> 00:12:32.825 Hey! 00:12:32.867 --> 00:12:33.994 Sorry. 00:12:34.036 --> 00:12:36.580 It's okay. 00:12:36.663 --> 00:12:40.042 - Do you want to come over? - No! 00:12:43.503 --> 00:12:45.255 Maybe later. 00:12:51.218 --> 00:12:53.846 Maybe later. Oh! 00:13:11.073 --> 00:13:12.115 Hello? 00:13:12.199 --> 00:13:15.076 Patti, when do I leave? 00:13:22.626 --> 00:13:25.462 Hi, I'm David. This is your driver, Eduardo. 00:13:25.545 --> 00:13:28.465 And you are "Gay & Away"! 00:13:30.967 --> 00:13:35.764 And welcome to your first day of a romantic tour of Tuscany. 00:13:35.889 --> 00:13:39.475 Now, I saw most of you getting to know each other on the plane. 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:42.436 But I wanted to make sure you've all met Frances. 00:13:42.520 --> 00:13:44.231 Hey, Frances. 00:13:44.314 --> 00:13:46.733 - Now, Frances is straight. - Oh, poor girl. 00:13:46.775 --> 00:13:49.069 And she just survived a terrible divorce. 00:13:49.152 --> 00:13:52.406 And according to her friend Patti, she needs our support. 00:13:52.447 --> 00:13:58.412 So, Frances, why don't you stand up, and let everyone say hello? 00:13:59.412 --> 00:14:01.580 No. Come on. 00:14:01.622 --> 00:14:02.581 Hi! 00:14:02.623 --> 00:14:05.626 You're the bachelor, Frances. Have some fun! 00:14:08.922 --> 00:14:12.259 Okay, everyone, follow the flower. 00:14:12.300 --> 00:14:15.303 Good God, I cannot believe it is raining. 00:14:15.429 --> 00:14:19.349 Okay, everyone, we're here! Yeah! Okay! 00:14:19.474 --> 00:14:21.351 Oops. Sorry. 00:14:30.861 --> 00:14:34.156 You're empty. You need a little more? 00:14:34.239 --> 00:14:36.074 Whoo! You want more wine? 00:14:36.158 --> 00:14:38.910 - Little more vino? - Excuse me. 00:14:38.994 --> 00:14:42.247 - Can a black gal get a drink? - Yes, she can. 00:14:42.330 --> 00:14:44.791 Frances, little more? 00:14:44.833 --> 00:14:45.751 Mm-hmm. 00:14:45.834 --> 00:14:48.878 You've got to loosen up, honey. We having a party! 00:15:33.506 --> 00:15:34.715 Buongiorno. 00:15:38.260 --> 00:15:39.970 Si. 00:15:51.066 --> 00:15:53.860 What? 00:16:35.485 --> 00:16:37.821 Pretty awesome, isn't it? 00:16:38.780 --> 00:16:41.825 Yes, I think you could say that. 00:16:41.908 --> 00:16:44.410 Pretty awesome. 00:16:44.493 --> 00:16:47.455 God, how am I gonna get through all of these? 00:16:47.538 --> 00:16:50.542 I mean, how do you begin to describe all of this? 00:16:51.334 --> 00:16:53.962 If you have a pen, I could write it for you. 00:16:54.087 --> 00:16:56.048 Are you a good writer? 00:16:57.632 --> 00:17:00.052 I used to be. 00:17:00.135 --> 00:17:01.011 All right. 00:17:01.094 --> 00:17:03.680 Well, have a go. 00:17:05.348 --> 00:17:06.307 To my mom. 00:17:06.390 --> 00:17:07.933 Dear Mom. 00:17:10.561 --> 00:17:13.064 Dear Mom. 00:17:13.147 --> 00:17:15.525 It's market day in Cortona. 00:17:15.609 --> 00:17:20.614 The piazza is an ongoing party, and everyone is invited. 00:17:21.698 --> 00:17:24.534 Clichés converge at this navel of the world. 00:17:24.659 --> 00:17:27.788 You almost want to laugh, but you can't help feeling 00:17:27.913 --> 00:17:31.832 these Italians know more about having fun than we do. 00:17:31.916 --> 00:17:33.709 I eat a hot grape from the market, 00:17:33.793 --> 00:17:36.504 and the violet sweetness breaks open in my mouth. 00:17:36.587 --> 00:17:39.132 It even smells purple. 00:17:39.216 --> 00:17:42.928 I wish I could stay longer, but the bell reminds me of time. 00:17:43.011 --> 00:17:48.350 "Ding-dang-dong," the bell says, instead of "ding-dong." 00:17:48.433 --> 00:17:51.228 - I wish you were here. - Love... 00:17:52.395 --> 00:17:53.938 Rodney. 00:17:56.148 --> 00:17:57.483 Thanks. 00:18:02.781 --> 00:18:04.825 "It even smells like purple"? 00:18:04.950 --> 00:18:06.868 My mom will never believe I wrote this. 00:18:06.952 --> 00:18:10.789 Keep it. "Ding-dang-dong goes the bell." 00:18:12.124 --> 00:18:13.667 I'm sorry. 00:18:33.061 --> 00:18:34.354 Bramasole. 00:18:34.438 --> 00:18:35.939 "Bramasole." 00:18:41.485 --> 00:18:45.614 It's a nice little villa. Rather run-down, but redeemable. 00:18:45.698 --> 00:18:47.492 Are you going to buy it? 00:18:47.576 --> 00:18:48.702 No, no, no. 00:18:48.785 --> 00:18:51.788 I'm just a tourist here for the day. 00:18:51.872 --> 00:18:53.707 So? 00:18:53.749 --> 00:18:56.752 Well, who wouldn't want to buy a villa in Tuscany? 00:18:56.793 --> 00:19:03.924 But the way my life's been going that would be a terrible idea. 00:19:04.008 --> 00:19:05.342 A terrible idea. 00:19:05.426 --> 00:19:07.720 Mm-hmm. 00:19:07.803 --> 00:19:10.097 Don't you just love those? 00:19:37.626 --> 00:19:40.295 Sorry, everybody. Unscheduled stop. 00:19:40.379 --> 00:19:44.132 Look at the sheep. Oh, my gosh. 00:20:10.659 --> 00:20:13.119 Stop the bus! 00:20:13.202 --> 00:20:15.579 Stop the bus! 00:20:53.994 --> 00:20:55.537 Hello? 00:20:57.914 --> 00:20:59.540 Hello? 00:21:03.502 --> 00:21:05.129 Shit. 00:21:26.317 --> 00:21:27.818 Oh, excuse me. 00:21:27.902 --> 00:21:29.904 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:21:29.945 --> 00:21:31.239 Can I help you, signora? 00:21:31.323 --> 00:21:34.368 Yes, I thought the house was for sale. 00:21:34.409 --> 00:21:37.204 Oh, no. The house is for sale. 00:21:37.245 --> 00:21:40.415 But, unfortunately, someone's already buying it. 00:21:40.499 --> 00:21:44.044 We like it very much, and we'll buy it today. 00:21:44.127 --> 00:21:47.296 Very good. One moment please. 00:21:47.380 --> 00:21:48.839 Excuse me. 00:21:50.674 --> 00:21:53.844 They want it. They agree on the price. 00:21:53.928 --> 00:21:57.599 So soon? Then we asked too little. 00:21:57.724 --> 00:22:00.018 Ask for 20 million lire more, at least. 00:22:02.187 --> 00:22:04.231 I'm sorry. 00:22:04.314 --> 00:22:05.440 I'm sorry. 00:22:05.565 --> 00:22:08.692 I'm afraid that there has been a change in the price. 00:22:09.819 --> 00:22:12.279 It is now 20 million lire more expensive. 00:22:12.321 --> 00:22:15.157 Why? It didn't get more valuable in five minutes. 00:22:15.241 --> 00:22:17.661 The contessa feels she has asked too little 00:22:17.744 --> 00:22:18.995 since you agreed to buy it. 00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:20.956 That logic is absurd. 00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:23.041 Excuse me? 00:22:23.125 --> 00:22:26.336 What is the price? 00:22:26.420 --> 00:22:28.296 Are you bidding against us? 00:22:28.380 --> 00:22:31.216 Wait. We accept the new price. 00:22:31.299 --> 00:22:33.676 No, this is a beautiful house. 00:22:33.801 --> 00:22:36.971 And whoever wants it has to pay double. 00:22:37.096 --> 00:22:40.141 The contessa says that 00:22:40.224 --> 00:22:43.186 since there is so much interest in the house, 00:22:43.270 --> 00:22:45.480 the price is now double. 00:22:45.564 --> 00:22:47.107 Since the last 10 seconds? 00:22:47.190 --> 00:22:48.567 Normale. 00:22:50.402 --> 00:22:53.530 You greedy Americans. You think you're so entitled. 00:22:53.613 --> 00:22:55.448 You ruin everything. 00:22:55.489 --> 00:22:57.658 A lot of us feel really badly about that. 00:22:57.742 --> 00:23:01.245 We're going. We'll look in Provence. 00:23:01.328 --> 00:23:02.246 Fascists! 00:23:04.331 --> 00:23:06.960 And her? How much will she pay? 00:23:08.003 --> 00:23:09.463 We'll see. 00:23:09.588 --> 00:23:11.631 Is it really double the price? 00:23:16.094 --> 00:23:18.554 I can't pay double the price. 00:23:19.388 --> 00:23:21.849 But please tell the contessa 00:23:21.932 --> 00:23:28.315 that this is what I got for my house recently in dollars. 00:23:30.859 --> 00:23:33.487 Minus the work on the place. 00:23:35.697 --> 00:23:37.908 Hammers, buckets. 00:23:39.701 --> 00:23:41.370 Men. 00:23:41.495 --> 00:23:43.079 Chocolate. 00:23:45.122 --> 00:23:47.792 And a rental car to drive off a cliff 00:23:47.875 --> 00:23:51.087 when this all turns out to have been a terrible mistake. 00:23:51.171 --> 00:23:53.215 That's what I can pay. 00:23:53.298 --> 00:23:56.134 Signora. 00:23:56.218 --> 00:23:57.969 You've not even seen the house. 00:23:58.053 --> 00:23:59.471 Oh. 00:24:00.889 --> 00:24:02.641 Well. 00:24:05.434 --> 00:24:06.977 Well, I... 00:24:08.562 --> 00:24:12.733 I can't go back to San Francisco. 00:24:13.859 --> 00:24:15.946 No. 00:24:16.071 --> 00:24:16.988 No. 00:24:17.072 --> 00:24:18.532 I'm sorry, signora. 00:24:18.573 --> 00:24:21.201 The contessa's family lived here for generations, 00:24:21.284 --> 00:24:26.665 so understandably it is very difficult for her to sell. 00:24:26.748 --> 00:24:29.041 Money is not the only issue. She needs-- 00:24:31.919 --> 00:24:33.754 A sign. 00:24:33.838 --> 00:24:37.007 I understand. I believe in signs, too. 00:24:37.968 --> 00:24:41.430 Well, thank you. Thank you. 00:24:48.061 --> 00:24:48.979 Oh! 00:24:49.062 --> 00:24:50.897 - Oh. - Oh. 00:24:50.981 --> 00:24:51.981 Please. 00:24:55.985 --> 00:24:58.654 What did she say? 00:24:58.738 --> 00:25:01.908 In Italy, what happened to you is a very good sign. 00:25:01.950 --> 00:25:03.326 - It is? - Yes. 00:25:03.410 --> 00:25:06.246 And now... would you like to see the house? 00:25:06.288 --> 00:25:09.416 First, we open an account. Then you transfer the money. 00:25:09.499 --> 00:25:12.502 Here is the legal description. "Two oxen, two days." 00:25:12.586 --> 00:25:14.254 - I'm sorry. - It's old-fashioned. 00:25:14.296 --> 00:25:17.882 The land is measured by how long it would take two oxen 00:25:17.965 --> 00:25:18.924 to plow it. 00:25:19.050 --> 00:25:22.553 Oh. Oh, that makes sense. 00:25:29.227 --> 00:25:30.479 Just like that? 00:25:30.562 --> 00:25:33.148 Before the money's been transferred? 00:25:33.231 --> 00:25:34.941 It's a house, not a Vespa. 00:25:35.025 --> 00:25:37.486 What are you going to do, steal it? 00:25:37.527 --> 00:25:41.280 Besides, Signor Martini likes you. 00:25:55.170 --> 00:25:58.340 Okay. We'll take care of the rest later. 00:25:58.465 --> 00:25:59.091 Normale. 00:25:59.174 --> 00:26:00.467 Normale? 00:26:00.550 --> 00:26:01.218 Normale. 00:26:01.301 --> 00:26:02.718 Normale. 00:26:05.513 --> 00:26:08.724 I have bought a house in a foreign country. 00:26:08.808 --> 00:26:12.771 A house and the land it takes two o xen two days to plow. 00:26:12.854 --> 00:26:14.231 Not having a plow or an o x, 00:26:14.314 --> 00:26:16.525 I'll have to take their word on that. 00:26:16.608 --> 00:26:19.319 Buyer's remorse is a very common affliction 00:26:19.444 --> 00:26:20.695 among new homeowners. 00:26:20.779 --> 00:26:24.408 Just because you have a sudden urge to weep, 00:26:24.533 --> 00:26:26.992 that doesn't mean you've made a mistake. 00:26:27.034 --> 00:26:30.162 Everybody knows old houses have their quirks. 00:26:31.706 --> 00:26:34.333 Especially 300-year-old houses. 00:26:35.919 --> 00:26:43.009 I have inherited 10, 000 empty wine bottles, one grape, 00:26:43.093 --> 00:26:46.805 every issue of "La Nazione" printed in 1958, 00:26:46.888 --> 00:26:49.932 and assorted previous tenants. 00:26:50.933 --> 00:26:53.519 Ugh! 00:27:06.825 --> 00:27:10.871 The trick to overcoming buyer's remorse is to have a plan. 00:27:10.912 --> 00:27:13.789 Pick one room and make it yours. 00:27:13.873 --> 00:27:16.333 Go slowly through the house. 00:27:16.417 --> 00:27:19.211 Be polite, introduce yourself, 00:27:19.295 --> 00:27:22.090 so it can introduce itself to you. 00:27:25.260 --> 00:27:27.345 You did what? 00:27:27.429 --> 00:27:29.723 Frances bought a house in Tuscany! 00:27:29.848 --> 00:27:31.558 And you're gonna live there alone? 00:27:31.641 --> 00:27:35.144 Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs. 00:27:35.269 --> 00:27:38.064 - How's the belly? - It's growing. 00:27:38.105 --> 00:27:41.609 I can't believe you did this. Did you already sign? 00:27:41.692 --> 00:27:43.652 Yes. 00:27:43.736 --> 00:27:46.907 Why? What? You think I shouldn't have? 00:27:46.990 --> 00:27:49.117 Are you telling me I made a mistake? 00:27:49.201 --> 00:27:51.745 - I don't know. Did you? - Well, I don't know. 00:27:51.828 --> 00:27:55.374 You're the one who made the "empty-shell person" speech. 00:27:55.457 --> 00:27:57.417 Oh, yeah. That was me. 00:27:57.459 --> 00:27:59.627 Okay. Wow! 00:27:59.710 --> 00:28:01.379 You bought a villa in Tuscany! 00:28:01.462 --> 00:28:04.548 - So, what's the place like? - It needs a little work. 00:28:04.632 --> 00:28:06.675 - Well, who's gonna do it? - I am. 00:28:06.801 --> 00:28:07.510 You are? 00:28:07.593 --> 00:28:09.638 I never realized you were so handy. 00:28:09.763 --> 00:28:12.474 I can do things. Remember, I fixed that drain? 00:28:12.557 --> 00:28:14.935 The drain in your kitchen? No, that was me. 00:28:15.018 --> 00:28:17.187 I handed you the rubber thingy. 00:28:17.270 --> 00:28:20.732 The plunger? That was Tom. 00:28:20.816 --> 00:28:23.859 I can't believe it. Why did you just say his name? 00:28:23.943 --> 00:28:27.029 I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm sorry. 00:28:27.113 --> 00:28:29.615 I can make this work. You know? 00:28:29.699 --> 00:28:33.578 Of course I didn't mean I was gonna do all the work myself. 00:28:33.662 --> 00:28:35.914 I can hire the descendents of Roman gods 00:28:35.997 --> 00:28:37.457 to do the heavy lifting. 00:28:37.541 --> 00:28:40.001 Then, just supervise, tell them what to do. 00:28:40.085 --> 00:28:42.671 So, have you met him yet? 00:28:42.796 --> 00:28:44.964 - Who? - The guy you're gonna meet. 00:28:45.047 --> 00:28:47.049 Patti, please. 00:28:47.174 --> 00:28:48.759 You know what? 00:28:48.843 --> 00:28:51.178 It's starting to rain here a little bit. 00:28:51.262 --> 00:28:53.806 - So I think I have to go now. - Wait, Fran. 00:28:53.889 --> 00:28:56.017 I want you to kiss the belly for me. 00:28:56.101 --> 00:28:57.477 - Fran. - Bye-bye. 00:28:59.730 --> 00:29:01.648 Can you Star-69 Italy? 00:29:01.690 --> 00:29:02.691 No. 00:29:02.733 --> 00:29:04.401 I'm gonna try. 00:29:08.028 --> 00:29:08.612 Hello? 00:29:13.117 --> 00:29:14.493 Okay. 00:29:24.755 --> 00:29:26.631 One 1,000, 00:29:26.715 --> 00:29:28.508 2-- Aah! 00:29:28.550 --> 00:29:29.676 Jesus! 00:29:33.971 --> 00:29:35.681 Okay. 00:30:11.802 --> 00:30:13.095 Stop it. 00:30:14.096 --> 00:30:17.140 Stop it. 00:30:21.143 --> 00:30:22.353 Oh, my God. 00:30:22.436 --> 00:30:24.980 Oh, my God. 00:30:25.106 --> 00:30:29.069 You're gonna be okay. You're safe here. 00:30:30.904 --> 00:30:33.740 Just don't fly around, okay? You'll freak me out. 00:30:36.618 --> 00:30:38.495 Oh, God. 00:30:50.214 --> 00:30:51.340 Signora? 00:30:53.468 --> 00:30:55.721 Signora Mayes? 00:30:55.804 --> 00:30:57.639 Buongiorno. 00:31:00.434 --> 00:31:02.561 I see you have survived the storm. 00:31:02.644 --> 00:31:08.065 I'm alive. But the washing machine is dead. 00:31:08.149 --> 00:31:10.943 Yes. It was electrocuted. 00:31:10.985 --> 00:31:13.195 I'm happy to see that you were not. 00:31:15.449 --> 00:31:20.287 You came to check on me? 00:31:20.328 --> 00:31:24.332 You're meeting the contractors today, and I came to help you. 00:31:24.458 --> 00:31:26.001 I believe one of them is here. 00:31:26.126 --> 00:31:27.793 Here? 00:31:27.835 --> 00:31:28.961 Downstairs. 00:31:35.176 --> 00:31:36.677 Oh. 00:31:36.761 --> 00:31:40.015 Oh, yeah. He's here. 00:31:40.098 --> 00:31:42.809 I was hoping to take this wall down 00:31:42.851 --> 00:31:46.063 and return these two small rooms into one big room. 00:31:46.146 --> 00:31:48.106 Oh, wonderful. 00:31:48.190 --> 00:31:49.816 You should have been an architect. 00:31:49.900 --> 00:31:53.069 You have excellent taste. 00:31:53.152 --> 00:31:55.112 So, do you think it can be done? 00:31:55.154 --> 00:31:57.823 Hidden pipes, a week. 00:31:57.907 --> 00:32:00.326 The bathrooms, 3 days. 00:32:00.368 --> 00:32:03.455 Signora, give me the keys of this place, 00:32:03.538 --> 00:32:07.334 and in one month, I will give you the keys to your palace. 00:32:07.376 --> 00:32:09.669 Just... 00:32:10.712 --> 00:32:13.006 Just leave it to me. 00:32:20.971 --> 00:32:23.724 Boom! Boom! Boom! 00:32:23.808 --> 00:32:25.644 Oh. 00:32:28.939 --> 00:32:30.357 Oh! 00:32:43.285 --> 00:32:46.122 He says he fixed it himself many years ago. 00:32:46.205 --> 00:32:47.957 Really? 00:32:48.040 --> 00:32:50.752 Oh. You want to see the rest of the house? 00:32:50.836 --> 00:32:52.838 Okay. Yes, yes. 00:32:57.676 --> 00:32:59.720 He suggest that he rebuild the wall. 00:33:02.054 --> 00:33:05.224 It is important for the structure of the garden. 00:33:05.307 --> 00:33:08.394 He has a team of experts. 00:33:16.820 --> 00:33:18.029 Buongiorno. 00:33:18.113 --> 00:33:20.115 Hello, miss. 00:33:20.198 --> 00:33:22.951 We are not Italian. We are from Polonia. 00:33:23.035 --> 00:33:25.578 Poland. Oh. Do you all speak English? 00:33:25.661 --> 00:33:29.165 Only me. And only a little. 00:33:29.248 --> 00:33:30.291 I am Pawel. 00:33:30.374 --> 00:33:32.918 Oh, Pawel. Nice to meet you. 00:33:34.462 --> 00:33:35.463 Buongiorno. 00:33:35.546 --> 00:33:36.757 Jerzy. 00:33:36.840 --> 00:33:38.175 Jerzy. 00:33:40.761 --> 00:33:42.095 Hello. 00:33:43.638 --> 00:33:44.765 Zbignew. 00:33:44.806 --> 00:33:46.349 Zbignew. 00:33:47.266 --> 00:33:49.018 Frances. 00:33:51.979 --> 00:33:53.481 What do you think of Nino? 00:33:53.522 --> 00:33:57.401 I know his mother. If he does a bad job, he's... 00:33:57.485 --> 00:33:59.112 Well, then. 00:34:00.447 --> 00:34:02.115 Okay. Yes. 00:34:02.157 --> 00:34:03.116 Okay. Yes. 00:34:03.158 --> 00:34:04.785 Yes, yes. 00:34:11.499 --> 00:34:13.667 Okay. Yes. 00:34:36.857 --> 00:34:39.568 See, Frances? No problem. 00:34:43.447 --> 00:34:45.116 Nino! 00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:46.660 Oh, God! 00:34:48.286 --> 00:34:50.747 Run! Oh! Aah! 00:35:14.688 --> 00:35:17.023 Okay. Yes. 00:35:33.915 --> 00:35:35.500 Kurwa mac! 00:35:35.584 --> 00:35:38.503 "Kurwa mac" means "holy shit" in Polish. 00:35:38.587 --> 00:35:41.048 I learned that that day. 00:35:41.131 --> 00:35:43.425 The fact I'm trying to speak Polish in Italy 00:35:43.508 --> 00:35:46.969 is just one of the many surprises around here. 00:35:52.183 --> 00:35:53.976 Is he a licensed electrician? 00:35:54.101 --> 00:35:57.022 No. He's a licensed literature professor. 00:35:58.023 --> 00:35:58.982 Oh. 00:36:03.070 --> 00:36:05.614 Czeslaw Milosz. 00:36:07.365 --> 00:36:08.741 I like him. 00:36:08.824 --> 00:36:10.826 Czeslaw Milosz. 00:36:15.790 --> 00:36:19.711 It is only natural getting to know people should take time. 00:36:22.255 --> 00:36:25.926 Every day I watch for the old man with the flowers. 00:36:30.471 --> 00:36:35.101 And I wonder, was he born here? 00:36:35.684 --> 00:36:37.520 Did he love someone here? 00:36:38.604 --> 00:36:40.856 Did he lose someone here? 00:36:48.281 --> 00:36:52.244 He doesn't seem as curious about me, but that's all right. 00:36:53.577 --> 00:36:57.248 These days, I'm something of a loner myself. 00:37:01.043 --> 00:37:03.838 I'm pretty good at staying entertained. 00:37:03.921 --> 00:37:06.425 Mostly, I like to hang out at a bar I know 00:37:06.508 --> 00:37:09.344 conveniently located in my backyard. 00:37:11.263 --> 00:37:14.599 Fortunately, there are things here you can't do alone. 00:37:14.683 --> 00:37:17.393 It's my neighbor Placido who's teaching me about olives. 00:37:17.476 --> 00:37:19.145 Today is okay. 00:37:19.228 --> 00:37:22.481 But never pick when it's wet, huh? 00:37:22.565 --> 00:37:24.024 Okay. 00:37:24.108 --> 00:37:25.568 These look good. 00:37:30.115 --> 00:37:31.324 Oh, my God. 00:37:31.408 --> 00:37:33.243 - Papà! - Si? 00:37:33.326 --> 00:37:35.954 - I'm finished. - Good. Gather up the net. 00:37:36.621 --> 00:37:38.373 Okay. 00:37:55.348 --> 00:37:57.309 - Chiara! - Si? 00:37:57.392 --> 00:37:59.519 Go and see if Gianni needs some help. 00:38:00.395 --> 00:38:01.605 Okay. 00:38:01.730 --> 00:38:03.481 Go, go. 00:38:05.691 --> 00:38:06.901 Ciao. 00:38:08.861 --> 00:38:11.072 Oops! 00:38:11.155 --> 00:38:13.282 Everything okay? 00:38:13.366 --> 00:38:14.700 Si. 00:38:15.910 --> 00:38:17.371 Grazie. 00:38:23.001 --> 00:38:25.420 Francesca? Are you busy tonight? 00:38:25.504 --> 00:38:26.754 No. 00:38:26.837 --> 00:38:29.673 Then come to dinner. It's unhealthy to eat alone. 00:38:49.985 --> 00:38:52.696 Stop it, Mom. It's embarrassing. 00:38:52.780 --> 00:38:55.074 - Is she okay? - Of course. She's fine. 00:38:55.157 --> 00:38:57.493 Mama, that's enough. 00:38:57.576 --> 00:39:01.414 My granny's very sensitive. 00:39:01.497 --> 00:39:03.583 She cries all day. 00:39:06.712 --> 00:39:09.214 Are we celebrating something in particular? 00:39:09.297 --> 00:39:11.091 Gratitude to the saints for saving us 00:39:11.216 --> 00:39:15.511 from droughts, mad dogs, and glandular disorders. 00:39:15.636 --> 00:39:18.139 Good evening, everybody. Sorry I'm late. 00:39:18.264 --> 00:39:20.266 Katherine! Hand me your hat. 00:39:20.391 --> 00:39:22.518 Do you like it? 00:39:23.310 --> 00:39:26.481 I suppose it wasn't a terrible idea, buying a villa. 00:39:26.565 --> 00:39:30.569 Are you up there all alone? No lord and master, no consort? 00:39:30.652 --> 00:39:33.530 No. Do you have one? 00:39:33.613 --> 00:39:35.866 One? Ha! 00:39:42.038 --> 00:39:44.290 I knew this would happen. Remember? 00:39:44.331 --> 00:39:45.249 Don't blame me. 00:39:45.332 --> 00:39:47.793 I told him not to get her that computer. 00:39:47.877 --> 00:39:52.049 She got an e-mail lover, you see, from Ecuador. 00:39:52.132 --> 00:39:55.010 Finally, she had to tell him her age. 00:39:55.677 --> 00:39:58.805 No mail! 00:39:58.889 --> 00:40:00.848 You had it coming. 00:40:00.890 --> 00:40:03.642 You're wrong. I hurt in my heart. 00:40:03.726 --> 00:40:07.104 Even though I'm old, my heart still aches. 00:40:07.188 --> 00:40:08.981 I'm so sorry. 00:40:14.196 --> 00:40:16.406 - L'amore. - Si. 00:40:18.367 --> 00:40:20.077 Si. 00:40:20.160 --> 00:40:22.120 Hmm? 00:40:23.996 --> 00:40:24.830 Celibe? 00:40:24.872 --> 00:40:26.540 Celibe. 00:40:27.708 --> 00:40:28.834 Celibate? 00:40:28.876 --> 00:40:30.711 - Celibate! - Si. 00:40:32.755 --> 00:40:35.341 No. I mean... 00:40:35.424 --> 00:40:41.515 Well, actually, I have to admit it has been a while. 00:40:41.598 --> 00:40:43.975 "Celibe" in Italian means "single." 00:40:44.059 --> 00:40:46.186 He's not asking when you last had sex. 00:40:46.228 --> 00:40:49.397 He's asking whether or not you're married. 00:40:49.522 --> 00:40:51.607 Thank you. 00:40:51.732 --> 00:40:54.360 No, I'm not. 00:40:55.569 --> 00:41:00.325 - Everything all right, darling? - Oh, terrific. I'm just eating. 00:41:00.826 --> 00:41:02.786 He is. 00:41:06.164 --> 00:41:07.874 Oh, my God. 00:41:08.291 --> 00:41:10.418 - I feel like such an idiot. - Don't. 00:41:10.501 --> 00:41:13.754 Flirting's a ritual in Italy. Just enjoy it. 00:41:13.838 --> 00:41:16.173 Taste this. It's gorgeous. 00:41:17.591 --> 00:41:18.926 Mmm! 00:41:20.094 --> 00:41:22.722 - How do you do it? - Do what? 00:41:22.763 --> 00:41:24.433 This. 00:41:24.558 --> 00:41:28.186 Well, hats make me happy. 00:41:28.270 --> 00:41:29.980 And ice cream. 00:41:30.063 --> 00:41:32.774 Ice cream changed my fate. 00:41:32.858 --> 00:41:34.525 It was because of ice cream 00:41:34.608 --> 00:41:37.403 that my beloved Fefe discovered me. 00:41:37.445 --> 00:41:38.612 Fefe? 00:41:38.696 --> 00:41:39.780 II Maestro. 00:41:39.864 --> 00:41:40.990 Who? 00:41:41.073 --> 00:41:43.492 Federico, darling. 00:41:43.576 --> 00:41:45.119 Fellini? 00:41:45.202 --> 00:41:48.999 He discovered me in the Piazza Novena with my parents 00:41:49.082 --> 00:41:50.751 eating an ice cream. 00:41:50.834 --> 00:41:52.044 I was gobbling it down, 00:41:52.127 --> 00:41:55.464 letting it run all over my chin because I was hungry. 00:41:55.547 --> 00:41:57.715 "Do you like ice cream?" He asked me. 00:41:57.798 --> 00:42:01.552 I didn't know who he was. I was 16. 00:42:01.635 --> 00:42:06.057 "You are my imagination come to life," he told me. 00:42:07.767 --> 00:42:11.146 He wasn't just a great director. He gave great advice. 00:42:11.229 --> 00:42:13.565 I'm listening. 00:42:13.648 --> 00:42:19.570 Fefe said you have to live spherically in many directions. 00:42:19.653 --> 00:42:22.740 Never lose your childish enthusiasm, 00:42:22.823 --> 00:42:25.451 and things will come your way. 00:42:31.165 --> 00:42:34.961 So now I was getting posthumous advice from Il Maestro, 00:42:35.087 --> 00:42:37.172 and I tried to follow it by pulling ivy, 00:42:37.255 --> 00:42:40.467 spherically and with childish enthusiasm. 00:42:43.177 --> 00:42:45.137 Oh, my God. 00:42:54.939 --> 00:42:56.566 Niente qui. 00:42:59.903 --> 00:43:02.406 Niente. Not here. 00:43:08.327 --> 00:43:10.371 Did you look under the bed? 00:43:16.961 --> 00:43:18.879 Could you look under the pillow? 00:43:23.844 --> 00:43:25.595 Huh! 00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:27.639 No. It's a joke. 00:43:32.601 --> 00:43:34.562 Maybe he moved out already. 00:43:34.603 --> 00:43:37.648 Snakes are famous for changing their minds. 00:43:42.862 --> 00:43:45.323 What am I doing here all by myself? 00:43:46.408 --> 00:43:48.535 Don't you think it's strange? 00:43:48.577 --> 00:43:50.620 Me in this big house? 00:43:51.913 --> 00:43:53.622 Excuse me. 00:43:54.707 --> 00:43:56.167 I'm sorry. 00:44:03.758 --> 00:44:05.342 You are cold, Signora Mayes. 00:44:05.426 --> 00:44:06.762 Yeah. 00:44:07.929 --> 00:44:09.473 Thank you. 00:44:19.273 --> 00:44:23.444 Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? 00:44:23.527 --> 00:44:26.405 It doesn't actually kill you, 00:44:26.489 --> 00:44:31.244 like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. 00:44:31.286 --> 00:44:32.871 It should. 00:44:34.206 --> 00:44:38.585 When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part 00:44:38.668 --> 00:44:43.589 says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. 00:44:44.757 --> 00:44:47.843 You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, 00:44:47.968 --> 00:44:51.722 trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. 00:44:51.806 --> 00:44:54.726 The light just never went on, you know. 00:44:54.810 --> 00:44:56.937 I must have have known, of course, 00:44:57.020 --> 00:45:01.400 but I was too scared to see the truth. 00:45:01.483 --> 00:45:04.693 Then fear just makes you so stupid. 00:45:04.777 --> 00:45:07.363 No. It's not stupid, Signora Mayes. 00:45:08.781 --> 00:45:10.199 L'amore è cieco. 00:45:10.282 --> 00:45:13.953 Oh, love is blind. Yeah, we have that saying, too. 00:45:14.036 --> 00:45:18.542 Everybody has that saying because it's true everywhere. 00:45:19.668 --> 00:45:21.962 I don't want to be blind anymore. 00:45:23.004 --> 00:45:24.297 This house has three bedrooms. 00:45:24.381 --> 00:45:26.882 What if there's never anyone to sleep in them? 00:45:27.842 --> 00:45:32.388 And the kitchen, what if there's never anyone to cook for? 00:45:32.471 --> 00:45:35.182 I wake up in the night thinking, "You idiot. 00:45:35.266 --> 00:45:38.102 I mean, you're the stupidest woman in the world. 00:45:38.185 --> 00:45:41.773 You bought a house for a life you don't even have." 00:45:44.693 --> 00:45:46.695 Why did you do it, then? 00:45:51.490 --> 00:45:53.784 Because I'm sick of being afraid all the time 00:45:53.868 --> 00:45:56.579 and because I still want things. 00:45:56.704 --> 00:45:59.957 I want a wedding in this house, 00:46:00.041 --> 00:46:04.337 and I want a family in this house. 00:46:09.384 --> 00:46:12.470 Signora, between Austria and Italy, 00:46:12.553 --> 00:46:16.557 there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. 00:46:16.640 --> 00:46:20.352 It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. 00:46:20.436 --> 00:46:22.730 They built a train track over these Alps 00:46:22.855 --> 00:46:24.857 to connect Vienna and Venice. 00:46:24.940 --> 00:46:28.737 They built these tracks before there was a train in existence 00:46:28.820 --> 00:46:30.781 that could make the trip. 00:46:32.449 --> 00:46:37.870 They built it because they knew someday the train would come. 00:46:59.100 --> 00:47:02.978 I think your snake has gone for the evening. 00:47:03.062 --> 00:47:05.106 Yes. I think you're right. 00:47:11.987 --> 00:47:13.656 Signora. 00:47:14.908 --> 00:47:17.953 Please stop being so sad. 00:47:18.036 --> 00:47:19.496 If you continue like this, 00:47:19.579 --> 00:47:22.623 I will be forced to make love to you. 00:47:22.707 --> 00:47:26.001 And I've never been unfaithful to my wife. 00:47:38.807 --> 00:47:40.308 Buonanotte, signora. 00:47:40.434 --> 00:47:42.394 Yes. Buonanotte, Signor Martini. 00:47:42.477 --> 00:47:44.563 Grazie. 00:47:45.813 --> 00:47:47.189 Prego. 00:47:58.075 --> 00:48:01.329 A train track through the Alps before there was a train. 00:48:01.413 --> 00:48:03.790 Signor Martini wants me to have faith. 00:48:03.874 --> 00:48:07.711 Something I've never been good at, and now I'm even worse at. 00:48:07.794 --> 00:48:11.464 Not that I don't want faith. I'm jealous of the believers. 00:48:11.547 --> 00:48:13.299 But as a fallen-away Methodist, 00:48:13.340 --> 00:48:16.635 I do not expect to emerge from all of this a Catholic, 00:48:16.677 --> 00:48:20.306 although I admit some interior juggling is going on. 00:48:20.389 --> 00:48:23.309 To my surprise, I have become friendly with Mary. 00:48:23.392 --> 00:48:26.646 It started the night she stood by me through the storm, 00:48:26.688 --> 00:48:29.649 knowing full well I'm not a Catholic. 00:48:29.733 --> 00:48:33.110 Yet, somehow, she seems more like Mary, my favorite aunt, 00:48:33.194 --> 00:48:35.488 than Santa Maria. 00:48:35.571 --> 00:48:39.617 Aunt Mary is everywhere here, her calm presence assuring us 00:48:39.742 --> 00:48:43.662 that all things will go on as they have before. 00:49:02.556 --> 00:49:03.641 Buon Natale. 00:49:03.724 --> 00:49:04.809 Buon Natale. 00:49:04.892 --> 00:49:06.185 This is my wife, Flora. 00:49:06.227 --> 00:49:07.686 Oh! 00:49:07.812 --> 00:49:09.146 And my daughter, Stella. 00:49:09.230 --> 00:49:12.901 Stella, buon Natale. 00:49:13.026 --> 00:49:14.820 Bellissima. 00:49:14.903 --> 00:49:17.197 What a beautiful family. 00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:18.490 Wow. 00:49:18.573 --> 00:49:21.575 I thought I might see you, so I have a gift for you. 00:49:24.495 --> 00:49:26.080 It is San Lorenzo. 00:49:26.163 --> 00:49:28.332 He is the patron saint of cooks. 00:49:28.416 --> 00:49:31.585 Apparently, he was martyred on a grill and seared until he said, 00:49:31.669 --> 00:49:33.587 "Turn me over. I'm done on this side." 00:49:33.671 --> 00:49:34.840 No! 00:49:34.923 --> 00:49:37.551 Yes. And now he is the favorite saint of chefs. 00:49:37.592 --> 00:49:39.094 Oh! 00:49:39.177 --> 00:49:41.012 I think if you prayed to him, 00:49:41.096 --> 00:49:43.681 he will help you find someone to cook for. 00:49:44.640 --> 00:49:46.892 Thank you, Signor Martini. 00:49:56.444 --> 00:49:57.904 Merry Christmas, Signora. 00:49:57.988 --> 00:50:00.073 Buon Natale. 00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:21.303 My prayers to San Lorenzo were quickly answered. 00:50:21.344 --> 00:50:25.098 I realized I already had someone to cook for. 00:50:26.141 --> 00:50:27.934 Plenty of someones. 00:51:30.872 --> 00:51:32.332 - Bravo! - Ahh! 00:51:35.127 --> 00:51:36.169 - Bravo! - Bravo! 00:51:36.253 --> 00:51:37.462 Bravo! 00:51:37.546 --> 00:51:38.671 Aah! 00:51:38.754 --> 00:51:39.922 Aah! 00:51:45.720 --> 00:51:48.931 - Good. - See, Frances? Italian is easy. 00:51:55.605 --> 00:51:56.565 No! 00:51:56.690 --> 00:51:59.735 Aah! Aah! Aah! 00:52:15.624 --> 00:52:17.586 Have you talked to her yet? 00:52:20.297 --> 00:52:21.673 Si. 00:52:22.466 --> 00:52:24.134 I have talked to her. 00:52:24.217 --> 00:52:26.886 Why don't you go sit next to her? Go on. 00:52:26.969 --> 00:52:28.471 Okay. 00:52:52.370 --> 00:52:54.330 Katherine! 00:52:57.124 --> 00:52:59.085 Francesca! Come up! 00:52:59.126 --> 00:53:00.961 I'm having my portrait painted. 00:53:03.089 --> 00:53:04.341 Katherine? 00:53:04.466 --> 00:53:06.760 Come through. I'm in here. 00:53:16.560 --> 00:53:18.229 Oh. 00:53:21.941 --> 00:53:25.903 - I'll come back another time. - Why? You don't bother me. 00:53:25.986 --> 00:53:29.741 Frances, this is Zeus. 00:53:29.825 --> 00:53:31.910 He's an art student from Macedonia. 00:53:31.993 --> 00:53:35.413 He's staying with me while he's studying the Tuscan light. 00:53:35.496 --> 00:53:37.456 More vino, darling. 00:53:42.670 --> 00:53:44.213 Hmm. 00:53:45.256 --> 00:53:47.717 He's not bad. 00:53:47.800 --> 00:53:49.677 He's not good, either. 00:53:52.013 --> 00:53:55.726 Look, I'm going to go, but I'll come back another time. 00:53:55.809 --> 00:53:58.269 Oh, you're so boring! 00:53:58.352 --> 00:53:59.145 What? 00:53:59.186 --> 00:54:00.646 I said you're boring. 00:54:00.688 --> 00:54:02.815 Look at you! 00:54:02.898 --> 00:54:04.150 You're sad. 00:54:04.191 --> 00:54:05.818 Again! 00:54:05.901 --> 00:54:09.655 You're like a big black hole. 00:54:09.739 --> 00:54:11.157 Excuse me, but I... 00:54:11.240 --> 00:54:15.537 Fefe always said, "Regrets are a waste of time. 00:54:15.620 --> 00:54:19.708 They're the past crippling you in the present." 00:54:19.791 --> 00:54:21.334 I just walked in the door. 00:54:21.459 --> 00:54:26.047 How are you ever going to be happy if you keep wallowing? 00:54:26.130 --> 00:54:29.675 Listen, when I was a little girl, 00:54:29.759 --> 00:54:32.219 I used to spend hours looking for ladybugs. 00:54:32.303 --> 00:54:36.390 Finally, I'd just give up and fall asleep in the grass. 00:54:36.474 --> 00:54:40.395 When I woke up, they were crawling all over me. 00:54:41.396 --> 00:54:42.814 So? 00:54:42.898 --> 00:54:47.777 So go work on your house and forget about it. 00:54:47.860 --> 00:54:49.695 I said go! 00:54:49.779 --> 00:54:51.989 I'm going! 00:54:56.202 --> 00:54:59.038 Work on the house and forget about it. 00:55:00.790 --> 00:55:03.251 Gee, why hadn't I thought of that? 00:55:04.419 --> 00:55:07.339 There comes a time in every remodeler's life 00:55:07.422 --> 00:55:10.216 when one doesn't want any more helpful advice. 00:55:10.299 --> 00:55:13.552 There comes a time when you no longer want shaky guys 00:55:13.636 --> 00:55:15.679 staring at you thinking God knows what, 00:55:15.763 --> 00:55:16.931 whispering things in Polish 00:55:17.056 --> 00:55:19.642 you're really glad you don't understand. 00:55:23.229 --> 00:55:26.233 There's only so much you can take before there comes a time 00:55:26.358 --> 00:55:28.318 when you just have to get out. 00:56:04.854 --> 00:56:06.939 Signorina. 00:56:07.022 --> 00:56:08.315 Bella! 00:56:08.399 --> 00:56:09.608 Great. 00:56:12.237 --> 00:56:13.947 Hilarious. 00:56:14.573 --> 00:56:16.366 Goodbye! 00:56:28.627 --> 00:56:31.130 You are American? 00:56:31.213 --> 00:56:33.299 English? Irish? 00:56:36.094 --> 00:56:38.180 There you are. I've been looking for you. 00:56:38.263 --> 00:56:39.514 You said you were gonna meet me. 00:56:39.598 --> 00:56:42.391 I've been looking for you for 20 minutes. 00:56:42.475 --> 00:56:44.393 - Who are you? - I'm sorry. 00:56:44.477 --> 00:56:46.729 Mi scusi. Thank you. 00:56:46.812 --> 00:56:49.315 Wait. You just kissed me and you're going? 00:56:49.398 --> 00:56:50.733 Yes. 00:56:50.816 --> 00:56:52.610 I'm sorry. 00:56:54.403 --> 00:56:55.571 Okay. 00:57:20.554 --> 00:57:21.932 You are too late. 00:57:22.015 --> 00:57:23.058 I'm sorry? 00:57:23.141 --> 00:57:25.644 I've already found somebody else. 00:57:28.229 --> 00:57:29.814 My loss. 00:57:31.857 --> 00:57:33.025 I was wondering if you'd help me. 00:57:33.109 --> 00:57:34.652 I'm trying to find an antique store 00:57:34.777 --> 00:57:37.696 that sells replacement parts for a chandelier. 00:57:37.738 --> 00:57:39.448 Chandelier. 00:57:39.532 --> 00:57:40.866 - Vetre-ria. - Vetreria. 00:57:40.950 --> 00:57:43.369 - Vetreria, yes. - Okay. 00:57:43.452 --> 00:57:45.872 Via di La Casanova. 00:57:45.914 --> 00:57:47.290 Ah, Via di La Casanova. 00:57:47.374 --> 00:57:49.209 - Si. - You know it? 00:57:49.292 --> 00:57:50.210 No. 00:57:50.293 --> 00:57:51.377 Oh. 00:57:51.460 --> 00:57:53.754 But I know where there is another store. 00:57:53.838 --> 00:57:56.674 - My cousin owns one. - Your cousin owns a vetreria? 00:57:56.716 --> 00:57:59.009 Yes. Antiques. 00:57:59.093 --> 00:58:00.094 Is it far? 00:58:00.177 --> 00:58:01.679 About three hours. 00:58:01.721 --> 00:58:04.432 Two if I drive fast. 00:58:04.515 --> 00:58:05.224 Two hours? 00:58:05.307 --> 00:58:12.315 Okay. One if I drive really, really, really fast. 00:58:12.441 --> 00:58:16.861 That's very nice, but thank you. No. 00:58:16.944 --> 00:58:21.782 I know you think maybe I'm just trying to pull you up. 00:58:21.866 --> 00:58:24.160 Pull me up? 00:58:24.243 --> 00:58:25.578 Pick me up. 00:58:25.619 --> 00:58:27.705 Pick me up. 00:58:27.747 --> 00:58:29.248 Yes. There is that chance. 00:58:29.290 --> 00:58:33.336 But you are the one who grabbed me and pretend I'm your husband. 00:58:33.420 --> 00:58:35.756 You're probably one of those crazy American women 00:58:35.839 --> 00:58:39.633 like "Charlie's Angels", and you are going to kung-fu me 00:58:39.759 --> 00:58:40.968 and steal my car. 00:58:41.093 --> 00:58:43.304 But I'm willing to take the chance. 00:58:43.387 --> 00:58:44.847 You're willing? 00:58:46.932 --> 00:58:48.851 What is your name? 00:58:48.934 --> 00:58:50.519 Marcello. 00:58:51.645 --> 00:58:52.897 Of course it is. 00:58:59.237 --> 00:59:01.072 Do traffic lights mean anything? 00:59:01.155 --> 00:59:02.615 Sure. 00:59:02.656 --> 00:59:04.367 Green light. Avanti, avanti. 00:59:04.450 --> 00:59:06.827 - Avanti. - Yellow light. Decoration. 00:59:06.911 --> 00:59:08.496 And what about red lights? 00:59:08.621 --> 00:59:10.247 Just a suggestion. 00:59:38.818 --> 00:59:43.115 Marcello. You're crazy. 00:59:43.198 --> 00:59:45.826 Thanks a lot. 00:59:45.951 --> 00:59:46.993 He doesn't have it. 00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:49.787 Why am I not surprised? 00:59:49.870 --> 00:59:53.165 - Uncle, I want an ice cream. - You want an ice cream? 00:59:53.249 --> 00:59:55.668 - How many have you had today? - Two. 00:59:55.710 --> 01:00:00.965 Only two? Then get another one. Give me a kiss first. 01:00:03.843 --> 01:00:07.806 Maria, get her an ice cream. Nice and big. 01:00:07.848 --> 01:00:09.558 This is your bar? 01:00:09.641 --> 01:00:12.518 We are a family. I work here. 01:00:12.560 --> 01:00:15.354 And I sleep there. 01:00:15.479 --> 01:00:17.606 Above my cousin's antique store. 01:00:21.569 --> 01:00:22.820 Did you ever taste this? 01:00:22.903 --> 01:00:24.739 - What is that? - It's limoncello. 01:00:24.822 --> 01:00:25.698 We made this. 01:00:25.740 --> 01:00:27.950 - You made it? - Yeah. 01:00:28.034 --> 01:00:32.164 We take the lemon, and we take off the skin of the lemon, 01:00:32.205 --> 01:00:34.540 and then we put in the bottle 01:00:34.623 --> 01:00:39.128 with 3/4 of alcohol and 1/4 of sugar. 01:00:39.211 --> 01:00:40.796 Mm-hmm. 01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:48.137 And you put the skin of the lemon in the bottle, 01:00:48.220 --> 01:00:53.852 and you leave it until it's dried color. 01:00:55.103 --> 01:01:00.941 And I forget the rest. 01:01:01.025 --> 01:01:02.943 But just try it. 01:01:10.034 --> 01:01:12.453 - Do you like it? - I like it. 01:01:14.747 --> 01:01:17.834 You got your ice cream. Bravo. 01:01:19.086 --> 01:01:21.212 My nephew. 01:01:21.295 --> 01:01:22.421 Yes. 01:01:57.790 --> 01:01:59.291 Hello. 01:01:59.375 --> 01:02:01.711 Well, hello. 01:02:01.794 --> 01:02:04.214 Hello. 01:02:04.297 --> 01:02:07.216 Oh! 01:02:07.299 --> 01:02:09.009 Ciao. 01:02:09.093 --> 01:02:10.386 Ciao. 01:02:14.140 --> 01:02:16.225 Veramente? No. 01:02:16.308 --> 01:02:18.227 What? 01:02:18.310 --> 01:02:21.439 He says, "Take me home with you." 01:02:21.522 --> 01:02:22.481 He does, does he? 01:02:22.565 --> 01:02:24.400 Esattamente. 01:02:24.483 --> 01:02:27.237 Ciao, piccolo, Ciao. Ciao. 01:02:37.997 --> 01:02:43.127 I run into you in the street in Rome, and now we're here. 01:02:43.169 --> 01:02:44.837 Didn't you have plans today? 01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:47.673 Didn't you have something you had to do? 01:02:49.718 --> 01:02:52.471 So what? 01:02:52.512 --> 01:02:54.805 If you smash into something good, 01:02:54.889 --> 01:03:00.978 you should hold on until it's time to let go. 01:03:01.937 --> 01:03:03.856 And now is not the time. 01:03:06.150 --> 01:03:07.860 Not in my opinion. 01:03:08.944 --> 01:03:10.196 No. 01:03:15.285 --> 01:03:17.995 You have beautiful eyes, Francesca. 01:03:19.121 --> 01:03:22.333 I wish I could swim inside them. 01:03:27.963 --> 01:03:28.422 What? 01:03:28.506 --> 01:03:31.884 No. It's just that's exactly what American women 01:03:31.926 --> 01:03:34.804 think Italian men say. 01:03:34.887 --> 01:03:37.557 I guess. 01:03:40.185 --> 01:03:41.560 Thank you. 01:03:47.691 --> 01:03:49.777 Marcello, I'm sorry. 01:03:49.860 --> 01:03:51.779 I'm so sorry. 01:03:52.780 --> 01:03:57.368 I'm sorry. I'm really nervous, you know. 01:03:57.451 --> 01:03:59.621 I was married for a long time. 01:03:59.705 --> 01:04:03.458 And since then, there hasn't been anybody. 01:04:07.586 --> 01:04:10.256 Would you like to help me change that? 01:04:14.093 --> 01:04:16.762 You are asking me to sleep with you? 01:04:17.805 --> 01:04:19.181 Yes. 01:04:20.433 --> 01:04:21.934 Hmm. 01:04:22.059 --> 01:04:24.646 That is exactly the kind of thing 01:04:24.730 --> 01:04:26.773 we Italian men think American women say. 01:04:26.857 --> 01:04:29.066 Oh! 01:04:29.108 --> 01:04:30.484 Yeah. 01:04:33.612 --> 01:04:36.282 You honor me with your offer. 01:05:22.286 --> 01:05:23.537 Francesca. 01:05:23.621 --> 01:05:25.081 Yes? 01:05:28.292 --> 01:05:31.170 I'm going to make love all over you. 01:05:31.253 --> 01:05:32.631 Okay. 01:05:42.264 --> 01:05:43.933 Okay. 01:05:47.478 --> 01:05:49.271 Ohh! 01:05:49.355 --> 01:05:50.773 Yeah. 01:06:26.350 --> 01:06:27.893 Mamma mia! 01:06:29.103 --> 01:06:30.438 Che bella spalla. 01:06:30.521 --> 01:06:33.023 - What is spalla? - Shoulder. 01:06:36.736 --> 01:06:38.779 And what do you call this? 01:06:38.863 --> 01:06:40.573 La gola. 01:06:40.614 --> 01:06:41.699 La gola. 01:06:41.741 --> 01:06:43.577 Mm-hmm. 01:06:43.618 --> 01:06:45.120 And this? 01:06:46.121 --> 01:06:47.580 Il capezzolo. 01:06:47.621 --> 01:06:48.914 Il capezzolo. 01:06:48.956 --> 01:06:49.957 Uh-huh. 01:06:51.417 --> 01:06:53.169 And this? 01:06:55.588 --> 01:06:56.839 Esausto. 01:06:56.922 --> 01:06:57.882 Exhausted? 01:06:57.965 --> 01:06:59.759 Exhausted. 01:06:59.842 --> 01:07:04.221 At least for the next 5 minutes. 01:07:04.263 --> 01:07:05.891 Okay. 01:07:06.892 --> 01:07:08.226 Okay. 01:07:10.394 --> 01:07:11.979 Me too. 01:07:15.316 --> 01:07:18.652 It's terrible that you bought that villa in Cortona. 01:07:18.736 --> 01:07:19.737 Why? 01:07:22.073 --> 01:07:26.202 Because it's not in Positano, and I am. 01:07:28.954 --> 01:07:32.667 You have to promise to come back here. 01:07:32.751 --> 01:07:34.960 Promise me. 01:07:35.044 --> 01:07:36.670 When? 01:07:37.797 --> 01:07:39.757 Can you come this weekend? 01:07:41.801 --> 01:07:44.011 I think so. 01:07:45.471 --> 01:07:46.764 You think so? 01:07:46.806 --> 01:07:49.058 Hmm. 01:07:49.141 --> 01:07:50.976 You think so? 01:07:57.775 --> 01:08:01.028 Yes! Yes! Yes! 01:08:01.112 --> 01:08:01.946 Yes! 01:08:01.987 --> 01:08:02.947 Yes! 01:08:02.988 --> 01:08:05.157 Yes! 01:08:05.282 --> 01:08:07.326 Thank you. Thank you. 01:08:07.410 --> 01:08:10.454 # I knew it, I knew it, I knew it # 01:08:10.538 --> 01:08:12.123 Whoo! I still got it. 01:08:12.206 --> 01:08:13.666 I still got it. 01:08:13.708 --> 01:08:14.875 I still got it! 01:08:14.959 --> 01:08:16.920 Thank God! 01:08:18.797 --> 01:08:19.673 Oh, yeah. 01:08:28.723 --> 01:08:30.182 Buongiorno. 01:08:32.727 --> 01:08:34.645 Buongiorno! 01:08:34.729 --> 01:08:36.230 Do I still look sad to you? 01:08:36.313 --> 01:08:38.190 No. 01:08:38.232 --> 01:08:39.985 Ladybugs, Katherine. 01:08:40.026 --> 01:08:42.070 Lots and lots of ladybugs. 01:08:42.195 --> 01:08:45.406 Lovely. When do you see him again? 01:08:45.489 --> 01:08:46.907 Tomorrow. 01:09:14.393 --> 01:09:15.686 What? 01:09:15.728 --> 01:09:17.188 What? 01:09:17.229 --> 01:09:18.814 Oh! 01:09:18.898 --> 01:09:19.899 Ha! 01:09:23.069 --> 01:09:24.445 I would have told you I was coming, 01:09:24.528 --> 01:09:26.782 but you would have talked me out of flying. 01:09:29.576 --> 01:09:31.911 Oh, look at you! 01:09:31.952 --> 01:09:34.163 God damn it, Frances. 01:09:36.665 --> 01:09:39.251 - I... - What? 01:09:39.335 --> 01:09:40.920 I gotta go pee! 01:09:43.130 --> 01:09:45.549 You must be so exhausted. 01:09:45.591 --> 01:09:46.675 Oh! 01:09:46.759 --> 01:09:49.846 Pbht! See this? 01:09:49.930 --> 01:09:52.391 Tell me there's a baby in there. 01:09:52.432 --> 01:09:53.724 Mm-hmm. 01:09:55.601 --> 01:09:58.813 Big old baby in there. 01:09:58.896 --> 01:10:00.731 Right now. 01:10:02.024 --> 01:10:03.442 I'm with you. 01:10:07.113 --> 01:10:08.697 Oh, jeez. 01:10:14.454 --> 01:10:17.748 So, what's it like having one of these in Cortona? 01:10:18.791 --> 01:10:20.751 I hear the town midwife's good. 01:10:20.876 --> 01:10:24.630 She puts a knife under the bed to cut the pain. 01:10:25.965 --> 01:10:28.092 Florence is an hour away. 01:10:28.175 --> 01:10:29.468 You're gonna deliver this baby 01:10:29.510 --> 01:10:32.304 in a hospital gown designed by Armani. 01:10:54.744 --> 01:10:57.204 She ran out on me. 01:10:58.581 --> 01:11:04.128 She said she realized she didn't want to be a mother after all. 01:11:12.803 --> 01:11:16.307 Oh, disaster, Frances. 01:11:20.144 --> 01:11:22.354 How do you do it? 01:11:25.859 --> 01:11:29.278 How do you ever breathe again? 01:11:37.036 --> 01:11:38.704 Pretty soon. 01:11:43.709 --> 01:11:46.003 God, I missed you. 01:11:46.045 --> 01:11:51.300 Marcello, I really think I'd better stay here. 01:11:51.384 --> 01:11:54.845 Oh, I'm sorry. How about next weekend? 01:11:54.887 --> 01:11:57.390 Okay, well how about the one after that? 01:11:58.599 --> 01:12:01.685 No, of course, I understand. 01:12:01.769 --> 01:12:04.105 I won't forget you. 01:12:05.106 --> 01:12:07.316 I think a lot about you, too. 01:12:07.400 --> 01:12:08.526 Okay. 01:12:08.609 --> 01:12:11.363 Well, until then. 01:12:11.405 --> 01:12:12.780 Bye. 01:12:14.573 --> 01:12:17.910 There's something strange about these trees. 01:12:17.993 --> 01:12:19.120 It's like they know. 01:12:19.203 --> 01:12:22.039 And they know that we know that they know. 01:12:22.081 --> 01:12:25.501 They're creepy. Creepy Italian trees. 01:12:25.584 --> 01:12:26.460 The baby's gonna like them 01:12:26.544 --> 01:12:28.254 'cause it's gonna be a creepy Italian baby 01:12:28.295 --> 01:12:30.005 who goes around saying, "Ciao, Mamma," 01:12:30.089 --> 01:12:34.553 and doing that backward hand-wave thing. 01:12:36.345 --> 01:12:38.764 Life is strange. 01:12:44.186 --> 01:12:46.605 Where were you going when I arrived? 01:12:46.689 --> 01:12:48.274 Nowhere important. 01:12:48.357 --> 01:12:50.151 What's he like? 01:12:50.234 --> 01:12:51.944 He's a creepy Italian. 01:12:52.027 --> 01:12:54.447 - So go see him. - I will. 01:12:54.530 --> 01:12:57.784 I want to spend time with my creepy American friend. 01:12:57.868 --> 01:13:00.077 I refuse to screw up your love life. 01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:02.204 Don't be ridiculous, Patti. 01:13:02.288 --> 01:13:04.498 You are my love life. 01:14:05.726 --> 01:14:09.688 Frances, could you come up here, please? 01:14:09.730 --> 01:14:12.149 There's hot water in the toilet bowl. 01:14:15.111 --> 01:14:16.654 Oh, my God. 01:14:16.779 --> 01:14:19.281 - That's close to boiling. - Mm-hmm. 01:14:19.365 --> 01:14:22.034 They must have crossed a pipe somewhere. 01:14:22.118 --> 01:14:24.120 Oh, this is really bad, isn't it? 01:14:24.203 --> 01:14:28.290 Well, it's not good, unless you want to give your ass a facial. 01:14:28.374 --> 01:14:30.961 That's a contradiction in terms. 01:14:31.044 --> 01:14:35.339 I guess it'd be more of an ass-cial. 01:14:50.354 --> 01:14:52.732 Oh, God. Go. Go, go, go. 01:14:52.773 --> 01:14:54.484 I'm sorry, Frances! 01:14:54.568 --> 01:14:56.902 He's sorry. 01:14:56.986 --> 01:14:59.155 We have nowhere else to be together. 01:14:59.238 --> 01:15:00.656 What does that make me? 01:15:00.740 --> 01:15:04.577 Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers? 01:15:04.660 --> 01:15:06.620 Pawel, you were doing it in my bed. 01:15:06.704 --> 01:15:08.289 I don't even do it in my bed. 01:15:08.372 --> 01:15:10.291 Please, Francesca, help us. 01:15:10.374 --> 01:15:13.252 My father don't let us see each other. 01:15:13.294 --> 01:15:16.005 Maybe he thinks you're young and shouldn't be... 01:15:16.088 --> 01:15:18.216 It's because I'm Polish. 01:15:18.300 --> 01:15:20.718 It will be terrible if we are not together. 01:15:30.936 --> 01:15:33.564 "Assassinate." Did you say "assassinate"? 01:15:33.606 --> 01:15:36.025 Did she say you were going to assassinate somebody? 01:15:36.108 --> 01:15:38.778 No, she misunderstand. 01:15:38.861 --> 01:15:40.614 I didn't say... 01:15:40.697 --> 01:15:44.075 Amore, I didn't say, "assassino." 01:15:44.116 --> 01:15:47.370 I said, "I'm going to ask Nino" 01:15:47.453 --> 01:15:51.248 for money to help us get married. 01:15:51.332 --> 01:15:54.251 - Oh! - "Ask Nino." Oh! 01:15:54.293 --> 01:15:57.088 I didn't understand. 01:15:57.171 --> 01:15:57.963 Married? 01:15:58.005 --> 01:16:00.674 You barely understand what the other is saying. 01:16:00.758 --> 01:16:02.802 We are in love. 01:16:02.885 --> 01:16:04.805 And I go with him this weekend. 01:16:04.846 --> 01:16:08.849 To the flag-throwing festival. I am going to throw the flag. 01:16:08.933 --> 01:16:11.143 Throw the flag. Why? 01:16:11.227 --> 01:16:14.855 Because I can do it as good as any Italian man. 01:16:14.939 --> 01:16:16.357 That's why. 01:16:16.440 --> 01:16:17.983 And her father will see. 01:16:18.067 --> 01:16:19.652 Francesca? 01:16:19.735 --> 01:16:22.029 - Francesca? - My father. 01:16:23.072 --> 01:16:25.700 - Francesca. - Placido, hi. 01:16:25.825 --> 01:16:27.744 My daughter says you are taking her 01:16:27.828 --> 01:16:30.663 to the festa in Montepulciano. 01:16:30.746 --> 01:16:31.789 This is true? 01:16:31.872 --> 01:16:34.250 Just a moment, please. 01:16:37.420 --> 01:16:40.214 I told him you're taking me so he will stay home. 01:16:40.297 --> 01:16:42.383 I don't want to lie to your father. 01:16:42.466 --> 01:16:45.344 Come on, Frances. Who cares? 01:16:45.386 --> 01:16:46.971 Frances? 01:16:47.972 --> 01:16:52.476 If I am not with her, I will die of a broken heart. 01:16:55.688 --> 01:16:57.148 You won't die. 01:17:14.875 --> 01:17:16.375 Isn't he great? 01:17:23.174 --> 01:17:25.134 Oh, there he is! 01:17:30.723 --> 01:17:32.725 These are straight men. 01:17:32.850 --> 01:17:35.728 In tights twirling flags. 01:17:36.312 --> 01:17:38.440 - Fantastic! - Yeah. 01:17:42.902 --> 01:17:45.488 Oh, this is it! 01:17:49.241 --> 01:17:51.077 He is fantastic! 01:17:53.746 --> 01:17:55.873 Fantastico! 01:18:16.435 --> 01:18:17.770 Whoo! 01:18:39.625 --> 01:18:41.669 - Yay! Bravo! - Bravo! 01:18:45.464 --> 01:18:49.051 Pawel, I love you! 01:18:50.302 --> 01:18:50.970 Oh! 01:18:57.560 --> 01:19:00.604 Pawel! Mi scusi. Pawel! 01:19:00.646 --> 01:19:02.565 - Oh, oh. - Easy. 01:19:02.648 --> 01:19:04.316 Easy. Easy. 01:19:05.151 --> 01:19:06.652 Mi scusi. 01:19:11.991 --> 01:19:13.117 I throw the flag. 01:19:13.200 --> 01:19:14.827 Si, amore. 01:19:18.873 --> 01:19:20.708 They're fine. 01:19:22.001 --> 01:19:23.461 Let's go. 01:19:23.544 --> 01:19:28.507 What is it about love that makes us so stupid? 01:19:30.384 --> 01:19:32.178 Take the man with the flowers. 01:19:32.261 --> 01:19:33.972 Same deal every day. 01:19:34.014 --> 01:19:35.556 I mean, enough already. 01:19:35.639 --> 01:19:39.018 Why can he just let it go and get over it? 01:19:49.945 --> 01:19:51.989 Francesca, you see my daughter? 01:19:52.073 --> 01:19:54.033 She seems so different. 01:19:54.075 --> 01:19:56.827 - Really? - Oh, Chiara is not herself. 01:19:56.869 --> 01:19:57.871 Oh. 01:19:57.954 --> 01:20:02.541 Maybe do you know what's bothering her? 01:20:02.625 --> 01:20:04.543 Placido, I don't know. 01:20:04.627 --> 01:20:05.378 Oh. 01:20:05.461 --> 01:20:09.882 Hey, Frances, look. You can see Bramasole from here. 01:20:09.965 --> 01:20:11.092 See? 01:20:11.967 --> 01:20:13.511 Thank you. 01:20:22.728 --> 01:20:23.979 It's Marcello! 01:20:24.063 --> 01:20:25.940 Oh, my God! 01:20:29.527 --> 01:20:31.195 - Wait a minute. - What? 01:20:31.237 --> 01:20:33.572 What's he doing? Don't go! 01:20:33.614 --> 01:20:35.533 Where are you going? 01:20:35.574 --> 01:20:36.617 Patti! 01:20:36.701 --> 01:20:37.993 Marcello! 01:20:38.077 --> 01:20:39.704 Marcello! 01:20:44.751 --> 01:20:46.585 Marcello! Ah! 01:20:52.174 --> 01:20:53.342 Marcello! 01:20:59.473 --> 01:21:01.600 Aaah! 01:21:04.270 --> 01:21:05.521 Wait! 01:21:09.108 --> 01:21:11.110 Marcello! 01:21:14.697 --> 01:21:18.909 We tried you on your cell, but you were in a dead zone. 01:21:18.951 --> 01:21:21.120 I cannot believe you let him leave. 01:21:21.203 --> 01:21:23.789 - He said he couldn't wait. - Couldn't wait? 01:21:23.873 --> 01:21:26.417 - Why? - He was on his way to Arezzo. 01:21:26.459 --> 01:21:28.085 He was nearby and thought he'd take a shot. 01:21:28.169 --> 01:21:30.379 He was very disappointed, okay? 01:21:30.463 --> 01:21:32.298 You've got a snail in your ear. 01:21:32.381 --> 01:21:32.965 Good. 01:21:33.049 --> 01:21:33.591 Really? 01:21:33.674 --> 01:21:35.676 No! Get it out! 01:21:35.801 --> 01:21:37.470 He left you a note. 01:21:40.306 --> 01:21:42.141 Hold still. 01:21:42.183 --> 01:21:46.062 He's going north for a couple of weeks. 01:21:50.983 --> 01:21:51.859 Oh, my God. 01:21:51.942 --> 01:21:54.112 He had a dream about me in a white dress. 01:21:54.154 --> 01:21:56.030 A white dress? Holy shit! 01:21:56.113 --> 01:21:59.492 Damn it, Patti, why didn't you make him wait? 01:21:59.575 --> 01:22:01.535 I mean, come on, You're a tough dyke. 01:22:01.660 --> 01:22:04.121 You could have tied him to a chair! 01:22:04.246 --> 01:22:07.958 You could have faked labor at least! 01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:10.127 I wouldn't have had to fake it. 01:22:15.174 --> 01:22:17.803 Ten fingers. Ten toes. 01:22:20.805 --> 01:22:23.808 I commend you on a classic choice. 01:22:26.352 --> 01:22:27.686 What's her name, Mom? 01:22:27.770 --> 01:22:29.355 Alexandra. 01:22:29.480 --> 01:22:32.358 Alexandra. 01:22:35.194 --> 01:22:38.531 In Italian, the literal translation of "to give birth," 01:22:38.614 --> 01:22:42.034 "dare alla luce," is to give to the light. 01:22:42.076 --> 01:22:44.245 Alexandra. 01:22:45.955 --> 01:22:47.873 Welcome to the light. 01:22:51.210 --> 01:22:52.336 All right. 01:22:52.378 --> 01:22:53.212 Hi! 01:22:53.254 --> 01:22:55.673 Yes! Yes! 01:22:56.882 --> 01:22:58.884 Hello, sweetheart. 01:22:58.968 --> 01:23:00.386 Alexandra. 01:23:00.386 --> 01:23:02.930 Alexandra. 01:23:03.055 --> 01:23:04.890 Okay, I can... 01:23:04.932 --> 01:23:06.934 Hey, baby. 01:23:07.017 --> 01:23:09.437 Oh, you're so cute. You're so cute. 01:23:20.281 --> 01:23:21.407 Oh! 01:23:40.968 --> 01:23:42.887 Frances. 01:23:45.264 --> 01:23:47.558 We are finished. 01:24:11.957 --> 01:24:13.459 Poland. 01:24:31.268 --> 01:24:32.853 Dziekuje. 01:24:35.272 --> 01:24:36.607 Dziekuje. 01:25:06.554 --> 01:25:09.056 Come back soon. I'll cook for you. 01:25:10.057 --> 01:25:11.183 Pawel, you too? 01:25:11.267 --> 01:25:13.644 Chiara is waiting! 01:25:18.232 --> 01:25:21.819 Patti, you want to come with me to town? 01:25:21.902 --> 01:25:23.529 We could bring the baby. 01:26:57.789 --> 01:27:00.167 I have to buy a white dress. 01:27:15.266 --> 01:27:16.767 Excuse me. 01:27:16.809 --> 01:27:21.062 - Could you give me a lift? - With pleasure. 01:27:22.440 --> 01:27:23.357 Grazie. 01:27:44.544 --> 01:27:45.546 Grazie. 01:27:45.629 --> 01:27:49.341 I could wait and take you back. 01:27:49.383 --> 01:27:52.636 Thanks, but I've got my boyfriend. 01:28:00.853 --> 01:28:02.480 Marcello! 01:28:03.689 --> 01:28:05.316 Marcello! 01:28:07.817 --> 01:28:09.612 Francesca. 01:28:09.695 --> 01:28:11.906 Wait there, I'm coming down. 01:28:20.998 --> 01:28:22.166 Francesca. 01:28:23.459 --> 01:28:26.504 Look how beautiful you are. 01:28:26.587 --> 01:28:28.881 It's incredible to see you. 01:28:31.550 --> 01:28:33.552 Every time we made plans, it didn't happen. 01:28:33.594 --> 01:28:36.138 So this time, I thought I'll surprise you. 01:28:36.222 --> 01:28:38.224 I am surprised. 01:28:40.309 --> 01:28:42.144 What brings you to Positano? 01:28:42.228 --> 01:28:45.022 What brings me to Positano? 01:28:47.191 --> 01:28:49.860 What brings me to Positano? 01:28:49.944 --> 01:28:51.362 Marcello. 01:28:51.404 --> 01:28:53.364 We're going to be late. 01:28:53.406 --> 01:28:55.241 One moment, darling. 01:28:55.282 --> 01:28:57.451 I'll be right there. 01:29:02.707 --> 01:29:04.208 Wow. 01:29:07.420 --> 01:29:08.921 I came at a bad time. 01:29:09.004 --> 01:29:11.924 Francesca, wait. Wait. Wait! 01:29:11.924 --> 01:29:15.052 I'm sorry you're hurt. But what did you expect? 01:29:15.177 --> 01:29:17.221 What did I expect? 01:29:17.346 --> 01:29:20.266 You came to Bramasole. You left that note. 01:29:20.349 --> 01:29:21.642 I thought that you... 01:29:21.726 --> 01:29:23.602 Wait. Just a minute. 01:29:23.644 --> 01:29:26.897 Months ago, we had a beautiful affair. 01:29:26.939 --> 01:29:31.068 And if you think I wanted more of you after that, you're right. 01:29:31.152 --> 01:29:33.779 Because I did, of course. 01:29:33.863 --> 01:29:36.907 You're a fantastic woman, Francesca. 01:29:36.949 --> 01:29:39.076 But we were never able to come together again, 01:29:39.160 --> 01:29:41.327 even though we tried. 01:29:41.411 --> 01:29:44.165 And this sort of thing must come naturally. 01:29:47.543 --> 01:29:49.545 I told you. 01:29:49.628 --> 01:29:51.839 There was my friend. She was going to have a baby. 01:29:51.922 --> 01:29:54.675 There were many, many other things. 01:29:56.427 --> 01:29:58.721 Important things you had to do. 01:30:00.514 --> 01:30:02.558 And you couldn't wait. 01:30:03.768 --> 01:30:04.893 Right? 01:30:09.023 --> 01:30:11.233 Don't worry, Francesca. 01:30:11.317 --> 01:30:12.735 Don't worry. 01:30:13.986 --> 01:30:16.030 There is nothing to regret. 01:30:17.323 --> 01:30:19.200 Do you regret this? 01:30:21.077 --> 01:30:22.411 I don't... 01:30:27.624 --> 01:30:30.628 There is someone for you, Francesca. 01:30:41.430 --> 01:30:42.932 Goodbye. 01:30:51.523 --> 01:30:53.025 Francesca! 01:31:15.548 --> 01:31:18.134 She's in the fountain! 01:31:18.217 --> 01:31:20.970 - Who is in the fountain? - The crazy blonde! 01:31:30.563 --> 01:31:32.773 What's going on here? 01:31:32.898 --> 01:31:37.193 She is Sylvia in "La Dolce Vita." 01:31:40.614 --> 01:31:42.616 She's very good, actually. 01:31:48.748 --> 01:31:50.291 Is she drunk? 01:31:50.374 --> 01:31:51.876 I hope so. 01:31:58.924 --> 01:32:03.596 You know, in "La Dolce Vita," he goes in and he gets her. 01:32:04.680 --> 01:32:09.060 Mastroianni. He goes in, and he fishes her out. 01:32:43.135 --> 01:32:44.553 Katherine. 01:32:59.944 --> 01:33:01.487 Thank you. 01:33:06.450 --> 01:33:08.953 Do you think I make a good Sylvia? 01:33:09.078 --> 01:33:10.162 You were wonderful. 01:33:10.287 --> 01:33:11.329 Oh. 01:33:14.917 --> 01:33:16.127 Here. 01:33:20.172 --> 01:33:23.008 I see Zeus is gone. 01:33:23.092 --> 01:33:25.261 Back to Mount Olympus. 01:33:25.344 --> 01:33:27.388 I'm so sorry. 01:33:27.471 --> 01:33:30.933 Don't be. I'm fine now. 01:33:31.016 --> 01:33:34.352 There's nothing like a fountain and a magnum of French champagne 01:33:34.436 --> 01:33:37.189 to put you right again. 01:33:38.357 --> 01:33:39.692 Really? 01:33:41.986 --> 01:33:43.779 What do you think? 01:33:51.370 --> 01:33:53.122 Oh. 01:34:04.967 --> 01:34:09.847 You know who I really love the most from all the films? 01:34:10.848 --> 01:34:12.516 Cabiria. 01:34:14.310 --> 01:34:16.812 You remember at the end 01:34:16.896 --> 01:34:20.857 when another man has left her in the most terrible way, 01:34:20.982 --> 01:34:23.527 and she thinks it's all over for her? 01:34:25.571 --> 01:34:29.241 Then she sees some children playing in the street, 01:34:29.325 --> 01:34:31.077 making music. 01:34:32.203 --> 01:34:34.372 And before she knows it... 01:34:35.581 --> 01:34:37.583 she's smiling again. 01:34:40.252 --> 01:34:43.546 That's what Fefe always said. 01:34:43.588 --> 01:34:46.884 No matter what happens... 01:34:48.844 --> 01:34:52.056 always keep your childish innocence. 01:34:53.933 --> 01:34:58.521 It's the most important thing. 01:35:17.164 --> 01:35:18.749 You're back? What happened? 01:35:18.833 --> 01:35:20.292 How'd it go with Marcello? 01:35:20.418 --> 01:35:22.086 I don't want to talk about it. 01:35:22.128 --> 01:35:23.546 Chiara's here. She's upset. 01:35:23.629 --> 01:35:27.466 She's out in the garden talking with Pawel. 01:35:27.508 --> 01:35:29.385 I can't talk about it now. 01:35:29.468 --> 01:35:31.594 Oh. Fran. 01:35:49.864 --> 01:35:51.907 Stupid. 01:35:51.991 --> 01:35:53.783 Stupid. 01:35:53.867 --> 01:35:57.079 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 01:35:58.873 --> 01:36:00.458 Stupid! 01:36:00.541 --> 01:36:01.500 Aah! 01:36:01.542 --> 01:36:03.794 What more can I do? 01:36:19.643 --> 01:36:21.395 It's okay. 01:36:22.521 --> 01:36:24.940 It's not your fault. 01:36:45.544 --> 01:36:46.879 Babbo. 01:37:00.601 --> 01:37:03.395 I want to ask your permission to marry your daughter. 01:37:05.230 --> 01:37:10.111 It's nice, but it's out of the question. 01:37:10.194 --> 01:37:12.696 I have come here to ask your permission 01:37:12.780 --> 01:37:14.073 to marry your daughter. 01:37:14.156 --> 01:37:17.743 I will love her forever, and I know that I will make her happy. 01:37:17.827 --> 01:37:19.161 All young men say this. 01:37:19.245 --> 01:37:21.205 Sometimes it's true. 01:37:21.288 --> 01:37:22.331 Never. 01:37:22.415 --> 01:37:24.667 Never? What about you two? 01:37:24.750 --> 01:37:28.044 Don't be ridiculous. I hate him half of the time. 01:37:29.547 --> 01:37:34.260 Placido, don't you want Chiara to be happy in love? 01:37:34.301 --> 01:37:36.053 Happy. 01:37:36.137 --> 01:37:38.055 Happy is about a lot of things. 01:37:38.097 --> 01:37:40.307 It's not just about young passion. 01:37:40.391 --> 01:37:43.227 This doesn't last, Chiara, and when it's over, 01:37:43.269 --> 01:37:45.604 what you will have left is nothing. 01:37:45.646 --> 01:37:47.565 He has nothing to offer you. 01:37:47.606 --> 01:37:50.859 I have everything to offer her. 01:37:51.985 --> 01:37:53.362 Everything. 01:37:53.446 --> 01:37:56.866 Pawel, let's go. 01:37:57.908 --> 01:37:58.784 Chiara! 01:37:58.868 --> 01:38:00.369 Wait. Wait. 01:38:03.456 --> 01:38:05.249 Won't you give your blessing? 01:38:05.291 --> 01:38:07.918 What if this is it? 01:38:08.002 --> 01:38:09.712 The real thing. 01:38:11.005 --> 01:38:12.465 A love that lasts forever. 01:38:12.590 --> 01:38:15.216 What you describe is all in fairy tales. 01:38:15.300 --> 01:38:16.510 No, it's not. 01:38:16.594 --> 01:38:20.097 And how do you know? From personal experience? 01:38:24.310 --> 01:38:26.937 No, I looked for it, and I didn't find it. 01:38:27.813 --> 01:38:30.232 But that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. 01:38:30.316 --> 01:38:32.485 That's exactly what it means. 01:38:32.568 --> 01:38:34.695 No one has had it. 01:38:34.779 --> 01:38:37.280 I did! I had a great love. 01:38:37.364 --> 01:38:38.656 Mamma! 01:38:38.740 --> 01:38:41.160 Your father... a great love. 01:38:41.243 --> 01:38:43.204 And I'll never forget it. 01:38:43.287 --> 01:38:44.955 Mamma! Mamma! 01:38:44.997 --> 01:38:48.125 He's a poor Polish laborer. 01:38:48.250 --> 01:38:49.668 He is nobody. 01:38:49.710 --> 01:38:52.296 He has no family! 01:38:53.798 --> 01:38:55.466 That's not true. 01:39:00.887 --> 01:39:02.514 He has me. 01:39:04.850 --> 01:39:06.685 I'm his family. 01:39:08.687 --> 01:39:10.773 I'm his family. 01:39:33.671 --> 01:39:35.756 Chiara. 01:40:00.030 --> 01:40:00.948 Pawel. 01:40:15.755 --> 01:40:18.007 Amen. 01:40:18.090 --> 01:40:20.342 Amen. 01:40:22.386 --> 01:40:23.929 Amen. 01:40:31.103 --> 01:40:32.480 Amen. 01:40:47.495 --> 01:40:49.830 Okay, yes. Okay. 01:41:10.643 --> 01:41:12.311 Mamma! 01:41:33.833 --> 01:41:35.960 What are you thinking? 01:41:36.001 --> 01:41:37.586 What do I think? 01:41:37.670 --> 01:41:39.046 Tell me. 01:41:41.048 --> 01:41:43.800 I think you got your wish. 01:41:43.842 --> 01:41:45.969 My wish? 01:41:46.010 --> 01:41:48.222 That day we looked for your snake 01:41:48.305 --> 01:41:51.684 you said to me that you wanted there to be a wedding here. 01:42:00.401 --> 01:42:02.027 Yeah. 01:42:02.153 --> 01:42:05.156 And you said you wanted there to be a family here. 01:42:12.163 --> 01:42:13.748 You're right. 01:42:15.207 --> 01:42:17.043 I got my wish. 01:42:18.502 --> 01:42:20.838 I got everything that I asked for. 01:42:47.448 --> 01:42:49.241 Mi scusi. 01:42:55.580 --> 01:42:58.209 You are looking for the American writer who lives here, 01:42:58.250 --> 01:43:00.378 and you found her. 01:43:01.462 --> 01:43:04.256 If you don't mind, I'll just... 01:43:06.759 --> 01:43:07.593 There. 01:43:07.635 --> 01:43:11.180 It was crawling on you. 01:43:11.263 --> 01:43:12.723 A ladybug. 01:43:12.765 --> 01:43:14.016 Huh. 01:43:18.770 --> 01:43:22.733 Do I know you? 01:43:22.775 --> 01:43:24.402 Not really. 01:43:24.443 --> 01:43:26.362 You reviewed one of my books once. 01:43:26.445 --> 01:43:28.322 Did I like it? 01:43:28.406 --> 01:43:29.448 Not very much. 01:43:29.532 --> 01:43:31.450 - Oh, no. - Don't worry. 01:43:31.534 --> 01:43:36.580 It was, by far, the very best bad review I've ever received. 01:43:36.664 --> 01:43:37.540 You're kidding. 01:43:37.623 --> 01:43:38.541 I'm not. 01:43:38.624 --> 01:43:42.252 It helped me get to my next book. 01:43:42.335 --> 01:43:46.090 Anyway, I've been traveling around Tuscany. 01:43:46.132 --> 01:43:48.843 Someone said that you lived up here. 01:43:52.096 --> 01:43:53.472 I'm Ed. 01:43:53.514 --> 01:43:54.598 Hi. 01:43:54.640 --> 01:43:55.433 Hi. 01:43:55.474 --> 01:43:57.101 Hi. 01:43:57.184 --> 01:43:59.353 I'm Frances. 01:43:59.437 --> 01:44:00.104 Hi. 01:44:00.187 --> 01:44:01.439 Hi. 01:44:02.189 --> 01:44:05.442 There's a wedding going on. This isn't your wedding. 01:44:05.483 --> 01:44:08.571 That would be unfortunate. 01:44:08.595 --> 01:44:23.595 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::. 01:44:26.337 --> 01:44:29.967 They say they built the train tracks over the Alps 01:44:30.051 --> 01:44:33.387 before there was a train that could make the trip. 01:44:33.471 --> 01:44:35.222 They built it anyway. 01:44:35.306 --> 01:44:38.017 They knew one day the train would come. 01:44:40.144 --> 01:44:43.022 Any arbitrary turning along the way, 01:44:43.064 --> 01:44:44.857 and I would be elsewhere. 01:44:44.899 --> 01:44:46.817 I would be different. 01:44:48.861 --> 01:44:51.279 What are four walls, anyway? 01:44:51.362 --> 01:44:53.239 They are what they contain. 01:44:53.324 --> 01:44:56.077 The house protects the dreamer. 01:44:56.160 --> 01:45:00.539 Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. 01:45:00.623 --> 01:45:02.875 It's such a surprise.