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[Man Narrating] Eighty-six
years of banging our heads
against the big green wall,

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but we finally did it.

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That part you know.
That part everybody knows.

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But I got a story
you don't know.

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It's about this schoolteacher
friend of mine named Ben.

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This is him, back in 1980,
when he was a kid.

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The little guy
was going through
a tough time.

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His parents
had just got divorced,

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and his mom
dragged him up here
to Boston

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where he didn't know nobody.

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One day Ben's mom says,
"Enough mopin' around,"

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and she calls her brother Carl
to take him somewhere,

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anywhere, just to get
the kid out of the house.

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Uncle Carl didn't have
any children of his own,

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so he wasn't exactly
what you'd call "kid savvy."

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I'm not gonna
have to change him
or anything, am I?

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Carl, look at him.
He's seven, you dope.
Come here.

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Carl wasn't the kind of uncle
who was gonna take you
to the circus

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or the zoo
or a puppet show,

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but he did know
the greatest place
to bring any kid,

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the heart and soul of Boston,
Fenway Park.

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That was also the day
I met Ben.

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The pretty boy
with the glasses?

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That's me, Al Waterman.
I sell sponges.

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Now that's
the Green Monster, kid.

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Monster?
Yep.

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[Narrating]
I taught the boy
what I knew about the game,

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and Carl taught him
what he knew.

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Hey, Zimmer, you idiot,
what are you batting
this bum leadoff for?

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[Narrator]
Dwight Evans parked
a couple homers, the Sox won,

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and by day's end, poor Ben
had become one of God's
most pathetic creatures,

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a Red Sox fan.
Wow!

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And that's where
the story begins.

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Careful, kid.
They'll break your heart.

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[Rock]

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[Man Speaking]
I'm gonna tell you a story

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I'm gonna tell you
about my town

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I'm gonna tell you
a big fat story, baby

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Aw, it's all about my town

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Yeah, down by the river

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Down by the banks
of the River Charles

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Aw, that's what's
happening, baby

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You could have gone over
right there. Come on,
you gotta be aggressive, man.

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Take off the training wheels.
Hey, I got a crowbar
under the seat, okay?

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So don't make me
knock your teeth out.

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What are you doing?
[Girls Chatting On Phones]

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Audrey and Tammy,
are you guys talking
to each other on the phone?

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[Audrey]
We're conferencing Amanda.
She's home sick.

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[Indistinct]
Amanda likes that song,
Mr. Wrightman.

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Can you turn it up, please?
[Louder]

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One, two, one, two
One, two, three, four

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Wasting pretty time
Wasting pretty time always

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One, two, one, two
One, two, three, four

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Okay, so I asked for
no ham, double turkey,

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but it looks like
they gave me double ham.

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Do you want me to go back?
Uh, no. Just toss
some of it in my mouth.

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And that teacher's here
with those kids.
What?

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That teacher you talked to
on the phone, about coming in,
having a tour.

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Oh, oh, God,
that's today?

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They're here.
Oh, no.

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Okay, uh, just pretend
that you're me and take them
around and... Hi.

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There they are.
Ben Wrightman.
We talked on the phone.

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Nice to meet you.
Yes, yes,
I've been waiting for you.

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Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks.

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Excuse me.

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Can I get anyone
something to drink?

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Vodka martini, straight up.
Three olives, please.

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Hey, I asked you
to behave.

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Uh, are you allowed
to hit them?

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Yeah, actually.
Do you wanna take
a swipe at him?

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I'll hold him
if you want.

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Maybe later.
Uh, okay. As I said
on the phone, Lindsey,

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I teach honors geometry,
ninth grade.

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And every year
I pick a few promising
math students

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to meet someone
who's pursued mathematics as
an educational discipline

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and has made practical use
of that education.

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So, thanks
for having us.

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All right, the client
I'm working for right now

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is this really cool company
called Marquis Jet,

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and they're trying
to figure out

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how to make
renting private jets
more affordable.

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Wow. Now that's
the way to go.

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Yeah, and they're growing
like crazy,

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so they'd have to
buy more jets in order
to meet the demands.

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Now let me ask you guys
a crazy question.

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Are any of you in the habit
of looking at numbers,

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you know, addresses,
license plates, phone numbers,
and adding them up

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and rearranging them
in your head to make
more interesting patterns?

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Oh, my God,
she knows my secret shame.

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Well, step into the light,
my friend, because this is
the church of numbers,

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and every day is Sunday.

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She was a major hottie.
Major?

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Colonel hottie.
Yeah, she went optic
for you, Mr. Wrightman.

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Optic?
Yeah, I saw her
glance to the pants.

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No way.
Yeah.

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What do you mean?

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I mean she was totally...
No, no, not you.
You. What did you mean?

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Nothin', you know.

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Well, come on, man.
You saw her.

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What? Wait.
Are you saying that
she's out of my league?

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She is bringing
some serious heat, man.

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I don't know
if you got the bat speed.

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Oh, I got the bat speed.
I got plenty of bat speed.
I could hit her best cheese.

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Ezra, I need those
customer satisfaction
data reports.

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I put them on your desk,
Lindsey.
Good lad. Keep me posted.

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You got it.

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Those kids were cute.
Which kids?

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The ones
from earlier today.
Oh. Yeah.

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Maybe I should become
a teacher or
a college professor, you know.

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The hours would be better.
You get summers free.
It's so much less competitive.

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Oh, my God,
Jack is leaving.
What?

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Jack is leaving
the company next summer.

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[Gasps,
Mouthing Words]

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What that... So, do you think
they're gonna bring someone
in from the outside?

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I have... I don't know.
Or do you think they're
gonna promote from within?

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I thought you were
becoming a teacher.

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[Scoffs]
Low blood sugar.
I didn't eat yet.

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Hi.

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Hi.
I didn't wanna interrupt.

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It sounded like
you were involved with
some major corporate hoo-ha.

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Oh, well,
there's a position
about to open up,

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so it might get
mildly murderous
around here.

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Oh. Wha... wha... wha...
I want your job!
I'm the boss!

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Wha... Wha...
[Chuckles]

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Yes. So, um...

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Why am I here? Um...
[Clears Throat]

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I just wanted you to know
that you really got through
to the kids today.

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You know,
they're really juiced.

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[Cell Phone Ringing]
Oh, thanks. They were...
They were great.

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Well, you're welcome.
Thank you.

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So, is the
conversation over?

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You mean
'cause neither of us
are speaking?

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[Chuckles]
Yeah.

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No. Yeah, I also...
I came back because
I just...

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I wanted to ask you if I could
ask you out sometime.

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Socially.

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I won't be bringing
the kids.

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Oh!

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Uh...

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Hike.
[Man]
Get him! Get him!

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[Man] oh!
All right,
good "D." Good "D."

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I know why she wouldn't
go out with me. She thinks
I'm not in her class.

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She said that?
No. I could see it
on her face.

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"Like I would really
date a schoolteacher."
Ouch.

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Down, set, hike.

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[Man]
Yeah, go, go, go!

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Ben, what are you doing?
It's two-hand touch.
You were down back there.

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And back there
and back there.

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What's the matter
with you?

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Come on, guys.

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Sorry. Sorry, guys.

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[Syncopated Beat]

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All right, Lindsey,
so what's the matter
with this one?

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He's not smart?
He's not attractive?

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He was.
It's just, you know...

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I don't know.
It's hopeless.
Oh, boy, here we go.

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You're right, I'm an idiot.
I'm about to turn 20-10,

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and the dating market
is, shall we say, bearish.

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And instead of becoming
more open and available,
I'm becoming less open.

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Come on, people.
Talking isn't
burning calories.

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Let's go.
Start pedaling.
Come on.

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Maybe you should date
a different kind of guy.

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Why?
What do you mean?

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Well, all the guys you date
are sharp and competitive
and successful.

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It's like
you're dating yourself.
Ding, ding, ding.

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Wh... What's wrong
with the schoolteacher?

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Well...
He's a schoolteacher.

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Which means he has
a small... Income.

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All right, people,
let's shut your piehole
and speed it back up. Come on!

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Come on!
Die, you Nazi spin-bitch.

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[Bell Rings]

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[Whistling]
Hey! Go, run a post. Go!

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Oh!
[Chuckles]

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Who did that?

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That's it.
You're coming with me, Mister.

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What do you think,
this is your own
private playground?

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Get in here.

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Thanks, man.
I owe you one.

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Go ahead.

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[Whistling]

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Hey, Ben, are you going
to watch the Celtics later?

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Uh, I don't know.

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You know,
there are other sports
besides baseball.

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I would debate you, Ed,

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but that would only lead to
me being dragged away
in handcuffs.

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Hey, speaking of baseball,
Ben, wanna help me coach
the J.V. Team this year?

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Why? You're doing a great job.
I mean, you can't just go
by wins and losses.

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Aw, come on, Ben.
The kids listen to you.

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I think it's going good
the way it is, you know?

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You coach the team,
and I help out whenever I can.

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Then, if I don't
make it or...

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Hey, Rita,
when did I get this message
from Lindsey Meeks?

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A tip might be
where it says
"Time called: 2:30."

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[Whistles]

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Come on, pull!

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So, do you think it'll be
a problem that you're more
successful than him?

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Who says I am?
Well, I mean,
at least financially.

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It's not like he's playing
a flute with a hatful of
dollar bills in front of him.

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He's a teacher.
Teaching's
a cool thing.

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Yeah. Besides, why does
everything in my life
have to be a trophy?

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I mean, who am I
trying to impress?
Hey, we're on your side.

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No, I know.
It's just that I hate
when people... [Gasps]

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Ow!
Oopsie.

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[Lindsey Groaning]

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Oh, just kill me.
Just take a hammer
and kill me.

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[Groaning Continues]

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[Doorbell Rings]
Oh, shit.
Who is it?

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I... It's me. It's Ben.
Your date?

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Oh, God, no.

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Oh.
[Door Lock Clicks]

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I'm sick. Come back.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Go away.

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Wait, wait, wait.
What kind of sick?
You okay? You in pain?

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I... [Swallows]
Ate at this new place.

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I think...

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[Vomiting]

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Are you faking it?
'Cause we don't have to
really do this if you don't...

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[Vomiting Continues]

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Mommy.

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Ernie, go away.

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Ernie, don't eat that!

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Oh, shit.

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Uh...

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So, you wanna pull the plug
on this thing or...

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[Vomiting, Choking,
Coughing]

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All right, here we go.
Come on.

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All right,
we're almost there.

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Okay. Okay.

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Now sit right here.
Oh, God!

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All right. Okay.
Here. Pick your head up.

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[Groans]
Up. Okay, up.

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[Groans]

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Uh, all right. Um...

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Do you have any, like,
pajamas or a nightgown?

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In the top drawer.

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Top drawer. Okay.

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All right, here we go.

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[Chuckles]
Well, Wonder Woman's
been looking for these.

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I gotta call her.
Let her know they're here.

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Okay. All right.
I'll help you up.
Mm-mm.

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Get up.
[Groans]
I'm sorry about this.

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Don't worry.
Come on. Come on.
I'm so sorry.

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I'm gonna help you change,
all right? I won't look.
I promise.

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Uh-huh.
Okay.

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Okay, I looked.
[Chuckles]

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Let's get this on.

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Get your arms through.

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Okay, here we go.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.

00:14:37.418 --> 00:14:39.586
There's nothing left
to throw up, I promise.

00:14:39.671 --> 00:14:44.591
And if you do,
here's Mr. Hamper.
Okay? All right.

00:14:44.676 --> 00:14:46.635
Sooner or later

00:14:46.719 --> 00:14:51.223
I'm gonna
get through to you

00:14:51.307 --> 00:14:53.433
[Sighs]

00:14:55.186 --> 00:14:57.271
I'm tellin' you, baby

00:14:57.355 --> 00:14:59.982
Here. Drink this
when you feel like
you can, okay?

00:15:00.108 --> 00:15:02.442
Thank you.
Thank you, Bill.
All right.

00:15:02.527 --> 00:15:04.987
It's Ben.
Okay, go back to sleep.

00:15:05.071 --> 00:15:08.240
I've got time on my side

00:15:08.408 --> 00:15:11.535
Along for the ride

00:15:11.828 --> 00:15:16.707
And everything was certain
like the sunbeam

00:15:17.166 --> 00:15:22.879
And this moment
has just begun

00:15:23.214 --> 00:15:27.009
Ooh

00:15:29.012 --> 00:15:31.722
Sooner or later

00:15:32.432 --> 00:15:37.352
Gonna soothe you
turn you on

00:15:37.854 --> 00:15:40.856
I'm gonna turn you on

00:15:41.190 --> 00:15:43.692
Sooner or later

00:15:43.985 --> 00:15:45.944
[Fades]

00:15:47.655 --> 00:15:49.364
[Snoring]

00:16:02.337 --> 00:16:04.713
Hey.
Hi.

00:16:05.048 --> 00:16:06.548
How you feeling?

00:16:06.841 --> 00:16:11.470
Uh, I mean,
I'm not about to enter
any pie-eating contests.

00:16:14.390 --> 00:16:17.684
Did you clean up my bathroom,
or did I dream that?

00:16:17.977 --> 00:16:23.565
Me? No.
Uh, the vomit elves came in.
And, uh, really adorable.

00:16:23.858 --> 00:16:27.986
Really cute little things.
I mean, little caps
and little barf bags.

00:16:29.739 --> 00:16:31.823
Well, thank you.

00:16:32.533 --> 00:16:35.369
I mean, you really,
really went above and beyond.

00:16:35.453 --> 00:16:38.663
Uh, no, please.
It wasn't a big deal.
You were very ladylike.

00:16:38.748 --> 00:16:40.707
Hardly any "chunkage."

00:16:46.089 --> 00:16:48.965
What's in the bag?
I got some, uh...

00:16:49.050 --> 00:16:51.593
I got some movies
just in case you woke up.
Not in case you woke up.

00:16:51.677 --> 00:16:53.095
I knew you were
going to wake up.

00:16:53.179 --> 00:16:56.264
In case you woke up
in the middle of the night.

00:16:56.474 --> 00:16:58.892
Yeah?
Anything good?

00:16:58.976 --> 00:17:01.186
Uh, mostly animated
pornography from Japan.

00:17:01.270 --> 00:17:04.606
And a little something
I like to watch too
when I feel sick.

00:17:05.233 --> 00:17:06.942
Well, for me,
it's Annie Hall.

00:17:07.110 --> 00:17:09.945
Wh... What did you say?
Annie Hall.

00:17:10.571 --> 00:17:13.990
Whoa, this is like...
This is unbelievable.

00:17:14.784 --> 00:17:15.992
Road House.

00:17:16.077 --> 00:17:17.994
[Chuckles]

00:17:19.455 --> 00:17:22.624
Are you feeling...
Is this crazy?
I mean, what are the odds?

00:17:22.834 --> 00:17:24.626
Spooky.

00:17:28.089 --> 00:17:31.174
No, she cannot
have my assistant.

00:17:31.259 --> 00:17:33.718
Because I trained Carrie.
I like her.

00:17:33.803 --> 00:17:37.973
Listen. Do we have to
settle this right now?
I'm with a... Person.

00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:43.061
Yes. Thank you.
Okay, I'll speak to you
tomorrow. Bye-bye.

00:17:43.146 --> 00:17:45.772
[Phone Beeps]
I'm really, really sorry.

00:17:45.857 --> 00:17:47.566
Actually, I'm sorry.
I ate everything cool.

00:17:47.650 --> 00:17:49.651
I just left you
a pile of sauce.

00:17:50.069 --> 00:17:53.488
That's okay.
Actually, I'm the worst.
I eat off everybody's plate.

00:17:53.573 --> 00:17:56.825
In fact, my friends,
they call me "the seagull."
[Imitates Seagull Cawing]

00:17:57.452 --> 00:17:59.244
Oh, hi, seagull.

00:17:59.328 --> 00:18:01.413
[Both Chuckle]

00:18:01.497 --> 00:18:03.206
Nice.

00:18:04.083 --> 00:18:07.085
No, really,
I appreciate you being cool
about the phone thing,

00:18:07.170 --> 00:18:10.422
because I once went on a date
with this guy who got so angry
I was on the phone

00:18:10.506 --> 00:18:13.216
that he grabbed it out of
my hand, and he threw it
in the fish tank.

00:18:14.135 --> 00:18:15.844
I would never do that.

00:18:16.387 --> 00:18:19.055
What are your pet peeves?
What stresses you out?

00:18:20.516 --> 00:18:21.725
Mm, I got...
And I'm only asking

00:18:21.809 --> 00:18:25.145
because frankly
the men I meet are highly...

00:18:25.396 --> 00:18:27.189
I date poodles basically.

00:18:27.732 --> 00:18:30.192
And I'm really relaxed,
you know? Totally.

00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:31.693
[Cell Phone Ringing]
Son of a... Stop ringing.

00:18:31.777 --> 00:18:32.944
I got it.

00:18:33.029 --> 00:18:34.988
Let me do it.
Let me do it.

00:18:35.156 --> 00:18:39.367
Hello?
Uh, no, she isn't.
May I take a message?

00:18:39.577 --> 00:18:42.871
This is Ben.
I'm her houseboy/sex slave.

00:18:43.206 --> 00:18:46.333
Okay. You betcha.
Bye-bye.

00:18:47.168 --> 00:18:48.877
Call your mother.

00:18:51.589 --> 00:18:54.090
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you don't have
a cell phone,

00:18:54.175 --> 00:18:57.010
a Blackberry,
a pager, nothing?
No.

00:18:57.094 --> 00:18:59.471
Well, what if some
sudden crisis occurs,

00:18:59.555 --> 00:19:01.681
like your father
has a heart attack
or something?

00:19:01.807 --> 00:19:04.726
My father died
two years ago.
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:19:04.810 --> 00:19:07.479
I just found out this morning,
so it's been a rough 24 hours.

00:19:07.563 --> 00:19:09.648
You know, maybe I should
get a cell phone.
That's a good idea.

00:19:09.732 --> 00:19:12.651
You're funny, Ben...
Wrightman.

00:19:12.735 --> 00:19:14.653
Wrightman. Yeah.
Yeah.

00:19:14.737 --> 00:19:16.488
You forgot my last name.
No, I just blanked.

00:19:16.572 --> 00:19:20.075
I know why you forgot.
That's all right. I bet
when you talk to your friends,

00:19:20.159 --> 00:19:22.869
you call me
Ben the schoolteacher,
am I right?

00:19:25.122 --> 00:19:26.665
Well?
That's okay.

00:19:26.749 --> 00:19:29.751
What do you call me
to your friends?

00:19:29.835 --> 00:19:33.588
I call you Lindsey,

00:19:35.132 --> 00:19:37.801
the vomit girl,
the puker, pukey.

00:19:37.885 --> 00:19:40.178
Everyone says, "You going
out with pukey tonight?"
I'm like, "Yeah. Why?"

00:19:40.263 --> 00:19:43.848
"You wanna play video games
or something?"I'm like,"No,
I'm going out with pukey."

00:19:43.933 --> 00:19:46.184
That's horrible.

00:19:46.269 --> 00:19:51.398
Hey, anything I've said
about you would be
an understatement, really.

00:20:05.079 --> 00:20:07.789
Hey, Lindsey!
Hi!

00:20:07.873 --> 00:20:11.293
Hi.
Hi, I'm Ben
the schoolteacher.

00:20:11.377 --> 00:20:13.295
Ian. Sarah.

00:20:13.379 --> 00:20:15.297
Steve. Molly.
Oh, thanks
for having me.

00:20:15.381 --> 00:20:18.133
Robin and Chris.
Welcome aboard.

00:20:18.801 --> 00:20:20.927
Well, let's start
the interrogation.

00:20:21.012 --> 00:20:22.929
No, no,
it's not like that.

00:20:23.014 --> 00:20:25.599
Here.
It's for the urine sample.

00:20:25.683 --> 00:20:29.394
Shoot, I wish you would have
told me. I just took a whiz
in your bushes.

00:20:29.478 --> 00:20:31.605
[All Laughing]
Do you want to...

00:20:31.689 --> 00:20:33.648
Show him the house.

00:20:34.150 --> 00:20:37.027
I like it when it rains

00:20:38.362 --> 00:20:41.364
It's always
on the windowpane

00:20:41.449 --> 00:20:45.744
Lindsey, this Ben guy
has got such a good vibe.
Good.

00:20:45.828 --> 00:20:48.371
And he's nothing like
the guys you usually date.
I know.

00:20:48.456 --> 00:20:49.789
[Sarah] and how cute is he?

00:20:49.874 --> 00:20:52.042
Yeah? Well, I'm really glad
you guys feel this way,

00:20:52.126 --> 00:20:55.462
because if you didn't,
I was gonna have to find
three new friends.

00:20:55.588 --> 00:20:58.590
No, no, no, I really think
you've got something here.
Me too.

00:20:58.674 --> 00:21:02.677
Yeah, but... Something's
not quite right.

00:21:02.928 --> 00:21:05.138
Robin.
No, no, he's great.

00:21:05.222 --> 00:21:07.682
He is. I love him.
He's a doll.

00:21:08.142 --> 00:21:10.310
But he's not 22.
So?

00:21:10.394 --> 00:21:14.314
So, where's he been?
Why is he still
on the market?

00:21:14.982 --> 00:21:17.984
Um...
Maybe he hasn't found
the right person yet.

00:21:18.069 --> 00:21:20.487
Well, by now he should be
with the wrong person.

00:21:20.571 --> 00:21:23.531
How has he not been
tranquilized and tagged?

00:21:24.742 --> 00:21:26.785
Let me get this straight.

00:21:26.869 --> 00:21:29.329
You got two season tickets
behind the Red Sox dugout?

00:21:29.455 --> 00:21:32.248
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
My uncle left them to me.
Behind the dugout?

00:21:32.333 --> 00:21:34.918
Yeah. Well, not really behind,
like next to it.
Fifteen feet away.

00:21:35.002 --> 00:21:38.963
You can see right into it
at a certain point.
It's pretty awesome.

00:21:41.634 --> 00:21:44.761
Let me ask you this.

00:21:44.845 --> 00:21:46.971
Do you find my wife
attractive at all?

00:21:47.056 --> 00:21:49.474
'Cause we could work
something out.

00:21:53.396 --> 00:21:55.605
Well, do you?

00:21:56.399 --> 00:21:57.482
You know what
you need to do?

00:21:57.566 --> 00:21:59.401
You need to
go to his apartment and
go through his things.

00:21:59.485 --> 00:22:00.985
You need to go through
his closets, sofa cushions.

00:22:01.070 --> 00:22:02.070
You need to
get on his computer.

00:22:02.738 --> 00:22:05.407
And what exactly
am I looking for?

00:22:05.491 --> 00:22:07.409
Anything that explains
why he's still single.

00:22:07.743 --> 00:22:09.703
My company can run
a credit check on him.

00:22:09.787 --> 00:22:12.038
You know, he could be
a deadbeat dad.

00:22:12.331 --> 00:22:15.041
This is
an insane asylum.

00:22:15.251 --> 00:22:20.296
So, uh, when they
wheeled out Ted Williams
at the All-Star Game...

00:22:20.673 --> 00:22:24.592
I was there.
I was 10 feet
away from him.

00:22:24.677 --> 00:22:28.763
Old men crying.
Tears.

00:22:30.391 --> 00:22:32.559
Tough old guys.

00:22:32.643 --> 00:22:35.770
I even started
to lose it, you know.

00:22:36.021 --> 00:22:38.440
I got a program.
I could show you.

00:22:39.567 --> 00:22:43.153
If Lindsey ever breaks up
with you, I'll kill her.

00:22:43.237 --> 00:22:45.447
Lindsey, do you remember
that guy Maureen Durst
went out with?

00:22:46.615 --> 00:22:49.659
Uh, sort of. Why?
[Molly]
Terry what's-his-name?

00:22:50.953 --> 00:22:52.454
We all thought
he was great too.

00:22:52.580 --> 00:22:54.748
Well, what happened?
Oh, my God. She went
to his apartment and...

00:22:54.832 --> 00:22:57.041
Shh. My story.
Stand by.

00:22:57.626 --> 00:23:00.044
She's at his place.
He's in the shower.

00:23:00.129 --> 00:23:04.007
She wants to make the bed,
so she goes to the closet.
Guess what she finds.

00:23:04.091 --> 00:23:06.134
Oh, I don't know.
What'd she find?

00:23:06.469 --> 00:23:10.430
Two large plastic bags
containing all of the hair
and nail clippings

00:23:10.514 --> 00:23:12.390
from his entire life.

00:23:12.683 --> 00:23:14.601
Eww!

00:23:14.685 --> 00:23:16.978
Eww!
That's a true story.

00:23:17.062 --> 00:23:19.814
I'm telling you,
there is a reason
this Ben guy is still single.

00:23:25.821 --> 00:23:27.781
Come on, baby

00:23:27.865 --> 00:23:30.408
[Alarm Clock Ringing]

00:24:45.901 --> 00:24:48.444
[No Audible Dialogue]

00:25:17.558 --> 00:25:19.851
Come on!
I promised him we'd wait.

00:25:19.935 --> 00:25:23.605
We're always
waiting for him.
I gave him my word.

00:25:24.773 --> 00:25:25.899
You guys wait?

00:25:25.983 --> 00:25:27.901
Yeah.
Come on, man.

00:25:27.985 --> 00:25:29.903
Did anyone die
because you're here?
No, no, no.

00:25:29.987 --> 00:25:32.238
I got
another anesthesiologist
to cover for me.

00:25:32.323 --> 00:25:34.240
[Ben]
All right, are you ready?

00:25:34.325 --> 00:25:37.035
Hey, come on!
God.

00:25:46.629 --> 00:25:49.213
[Sniffs]

00:25:53.385 --> 00:25:54.636
A new season.

00:25:54.970 --> 00:25:58.848
A clean slate.
[Sniffs]

00:25:58.933 --> 00:26:01.809
Yep, this smells
like the year.

00:26:03.812 --> 00:26:05.730
[Sizzles]

00:26:07.232 --> 00:26:08.650
[Imitates Seagull Cawing]

00:26:08.734 --> 00:26:11.110
Hey, you wanna
know something?
What?

00:26:11.195 --> 00:26:15.073
I like you.
I like you.

00:26:15.157 --> 00:26:16.658
No, I mean,
I really like you.

00:26:16.742 --> 00:26:19.661
I even wrote down
a list of all the things
I like about you.

00:26:20.955 --> 00:26:22.205
You made a list?

00:26:22.289 --> 00:26:25.833
Yeah. I don't have it with me,
but I can remember it.

00:26:26.210 --> 00:26:29.420
I'll skip down
because the first six
are all body parts.

00:26:29.672 --> 00:26:34.008
Uh, number seven:
I like that you drink
in the afternoon.

00:26:35.177 --> 00:26:38.763
Number eight: I like sometimes
you talk out of the side
of your mouth a little bit.

00:26:38.847 --> 00:26:41.516
And it's like...
It's like an adorable
stroke victim.

00:26:42.685 --> 00:26:43.977
I do?

00:26:44.061 --> 00:26:47.188
No, it's very cute.
It really is.
Uh, number nine.

00:26:47.606 --> 00:26:50.608
You know, when you're getting
ready in the mirror, just when
you're about finished,

00:26:50.693 --> 00:26:52.402
you go like...

00:26:52.486 --> 00:26:56.364
It's so cute,
I wanna kill myself.
It's fantastic. Uh...

00:26:56.448 --> 00:26:59.117
Hey, when's your break?
Hmm?

00:26:59.243 --> 00:27:02.537
For your school vacation.
When do you get off?
End of March.

00:27:02.871 --> 00:27:05.039
That's when
you're in Baltimore, right?
Yeah.

00:27:05.124 --> 00:27:06.791
Well, it's a really big deal
in my family,

00:27:06.875 --> 00:27:10.211
because it's
my dad's birthday
and Easter,

00:27:10.295 --> 00:27:12.964
and my sister's anniversary
all in the same week.

00:27:13.048 --> 00:27:15.466
A cluster.
Yeah. Uh...

00:27:15.551 --> 00:27:19.220
So, uh, how would
you like to come?

00:27:22.224 --> 00:27:24.058
Ooh, too fast?
Too serious?

00:27:24.143 --> 00:27:26.394
No, why?
Did I look like
I was just...

00:27:26.895 --> 00:27:28.688
You were a little.
No, 'cause...

00:27:28.772 --> 00:27:31.315
No, I... I made...
I have a previous commitment.

00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:34.944
Oh, plans?
Yeah, yeah.

00:27:35.029 --> 00:27:37.572
Um, see, I didn't tell you
about it, 'cause I knew
you were gonna be away.

00:27:37.656 --> 00:27:42.326
I figured it wouldn't matter,
but every year
during Easter vacation,

00:27:42.411 --> 00:27:47.248
uh, me and my friends,
we go down to Florida.

00:27:47.916 --> 00:27:52.837
You and your buddies
go down to Florida for
spring break? At your age?

00:27:52.921 --> 00:27:55.798
No, no, no, not spring break.
Spring training
with the Red Sox.

00:27:55.883 --> 00:27:58.217
Oh, you get to train
with the Red Sox?

00:27:58.635 --> 00:28:00.303
Are you allowed
to do that?

00:28:00.387 --> 00:28:03.514
Well, we don't actually...
We watch the games.

00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:05.516
Aren't those
just practice games?

00:28:05.601 --> 00:28:08.019
Yeah, yeah, but there's
more to it than that.

00:28:08.103 --> 00:28:11.522
We scout the players.
We... We say which players
they should keep,

00:28:11.607 --> 00:28:12.648
which they should
get rid of.

00:28:12.733 --> 00:28:14.609
And the Red Sox
ask your opinion?

00:28:15.652 --> 00:28:17.570
Well, not yet.

00:28:17.654 --> 00:28:20.907
But if they ever do, uh...

00:28:20.991 --> 00:28:23.659
Okay, I've been
avoiding this.

00:28:26.663 --> 00:28:29.457
There's something
you don't know about me.

00:28:30.125 --> 00:28:31.793
Oh, God, here comes
the bag of hair.

00:28:34.505 --> 00:28:39.425
The thing is, uh,
I am a Red Sox fan.

00:28:40.469 --> 00:28:45.431
Yeah?
No, I'm like a big,
big Red Sox fan.

00:28:46.266 --> 00:28:48.392
I know.
I mean, I've been
to your apartment

00:28:48.477 --> 00:28:53.981
and seen the Red Sox
dish towels and glasses
and the Yankee toilet paper.

00:28:54.066 --> 00:28:57.443
It's like you live
in a gift shop.
It's worse.

00:29:00.280 --> 00:29:02.323
See, when I was a kid,
I moved here from New Jersey,

00:29:02.407 --> 00:29:04.408
and I didn't have
any friends or anything,

00:29:04.493 --> 00:29:06.661
so my uncle Carl started
taking me to Fenway Park.

00:29:08.872 --> 00:29:11.833
I just...
I got lost in the game.

00:29:11.917 --> 00:29:14.335
I mean, the ballpark
and the people.

00:29:14.837 --> 00:29:16.671
The color, the sounds.

00:29:16.755 --> 00:29:18.256
The smells.

00:29:21.009 --> 00:29:22.927
And then he got cancer
and he died.

00:29:23.011 --> 00:29:25.847
He left me
his season tickets.

00:29:26.014 --> 00:29:27.849
And it's a passion.

00:29:27.933 --> 00:29:31.894
I mean, it's a very,
very big part of my life.

00:29:33.021 --> 00:29:37.024
And it's been a problem
with me and women.

00:29:37.109 --> 00:29:39.569
Oh, ah,
I know those women.

00:29:39.653 --> 00:29:43.531
The "pay attention to me"
and "why aren't you
talking to me?"

00:29:44.283 --> 00:29:47.827
Yeah. Exactly.
God, those women
are so pathetic.

00:29:47.911 --> 00:29:50.830
Yeah, it's like,
"What are you getting
so worked up for?

00:29:50.914 --> 00:29:53.499
I mean, you're not even
doing it, you're watching it."
Yeah.

00:29:53.584 --> 00:29:56.460
It's like,
"Hey, how about sometimes
I like to be 11 years old."

00:29:56.545 --> 00:29:57.587
Yeah.

00:29:57.671 --> 00:30:00.965
I like being part of something
that's bigger than me,
than I.

00:30:01.049 --> 00:30:04.093
It's good for your soul
to invest in something
that you can't control.

00:30:04.678 --> 00:30:06.929
You're a romantic.

00:30:08.182 --> 00:30:09.223
Hmm?

00:30:09.308 --> 00:30:14.103
You have a lyrical soul.
You can love under the best
and worst conditions.

00:30:14.188 --> 00:30:17.815
I don't know.
Well, yeah, yeah.

00:30:17.900 --> 00:30:21.068
Yeah, I guess so.
Hey, uh...

00:30:24.281 --> 00:30:26.824
You took a really big chance
inviting me
to meet your family.

00:30:26.909 --> 00:30:30.745
[Sighs]
Now I'm gonna take a chance.
A big one.

00:30:40.589 --> 00:30:44.508
Lindsey, will you
go to opening day with me?

00:30:47.221 --> 00:30:50.097
[Giggles]
Yes.

00:30:50.182 --> 00:30:52.099
Yes. Yes!

00:30:52.184 --> 00:30:54.602
You hear that?
She said yes!

00:30:54.853 --> 00:30:56.729
[Imitating Jimmy Stewart]
Mary, look. Merry Christmas.

00:30:56.813 --> 00:30:59.232
Clarence, look how
everyone showed up.
It's amaz...

00:30:59.316 --> 00:31:02.318
We're going to opening day.
It's official. We're going.

00:31:02.402 --> 00:31:04.111
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!

00:31:05.530 --> 00:31:08.699
[Gasps]
What did Dad do
to his hair?

00:31:08.784 --> 00:31:11.577
I can't even look at him.
I know.

00:31:11.662 --> 00:31:13.829
How could you let him?

00:31:13.914 --> 00:31:17.875
He's 60. It's a big
psychological milestone.

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:21.087
He's struggling with it.
He thinks he looks good.

00:31:21.171 --> 00:31:24.382
[Barking]

00:31:24.466 --> 00:31:27.677
Now don't start with me.
Listen, I forgot to tell you
that Donna...

00:31:27.761 --> 00:31:31.180
[Growling]
Stop it! Out!

00:31:31.598 --> 00:31:33.683
Outside! Out.

00:31:34.726 --> 00:31:36.644
I don't know
what's with him lately.

00:31:37.354 --> 00:31:39.814
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot to tell you.
Donna called.

00:31:40.357 --> 00:31:42.066
And they're
on their way.
Okay.

00:31:42.150 --> 00:31:43.776
Good.

00:31:44.945 --> 00:31:46.862
[Both Chuckling]

00:31:46.947 --> 00:31:51.117
He is scaring the dog.
How can you stand it?

00:31:51.326 --> 00:31:54.495
He fanned me with a magazine
for four years when I was
going through menopause.

00:31:54.579 --> 00:31:56.998
I can put up with this.

00:31:57.332 --> 00:32:01.127
Go back in
and talk to him.
He misses you.

00:32:01.461 --> 00:32:04.630
Okay. One more.

00:32:08.302 --> 00:32:11.887
[Man On TV]
Yeah, but do you see him ever
playing in a Yankee uniform?

00:32:11.972 --> 00:32:13.264
Hi.
Hey, kiddo.

00:32:13.348 --> 00:32:15.266
Want a cookie?
No, thanks.

00:32:15.350 --> 00:32:17.268
[Man On TV Continues]

00:32:17.352 --> 00:32:21.063
Your mama says
you've been busy.
Ooh.

00:32:21.148 --> 00:32:24.817
No Red Sox fan
has forgotten last October
and Aaron Boone.

00:32:24.901 --> 00:32:27.570
Hey, is this
about the Red Sox?
Yeah.

00:32:27.654 --> 00:32:30.614
That next year
is the year.

00:32:30.699 --> 00:32:33.242
Steve Levy is in Fort Myers
with some of the members
of the set

00:32:33.327 --> 00:32:35.119
known as Red Sox nation.

00:32:36.705 --> 00:32:39.373
Down here
in Fort Myers, Florida,
the story is always the same.

00:32:39.458 --> 00:32:42.126
When the calendar page
flips to March...
[Continues]

00:32:42.210 --> 00:32:43.252
[Dad] Are you interested?

00:32:43.587 --> 00:32:45.546
No, I just, you know...

00:32:45.630 --> 00:32:49.133
I mean, I have a friend
who is interested.

00:32:49.885 --> 00:32:52.261
Oh, the schoolteacher.

00:32:53.597 --> 00:32:56.098
When are we gonna meet
this future breakup?

00:32:56.183 --> 00:32:59.101
Thanks, Dad.
That's really encouraging.

00:32:59.978 --> 00:33:01.896
Well, I thought
you would have
brought him with you.

00:33:02.564 --> 00:33:05.983
Well, you know,
he wanted to come.

00:33:06.068 --> 00:33:10.654
It's just that, um, well,
he has this tradition,
you know.

00:33:10.739 --> 00:33:13.324
And it's very important
to him every...

00:33:13.408 --> 00:33:17.703
The Sox are right there!
The Sox are right there!
[Continues Indistinct]

00:33:18.747 --> 00:33:21.665
Where do the Sox rank
in terms of importance
in your life?

00:33:21.750 --> 00:33:24.502
I'd say Red Sox,
sex and breathing.

00:33:24.586 --> 00:33:28.422
I have season tickets to
Fenway Park. I haven't missed
a game in 11 years.

00:33:28.507 --> 00:33:31.926
I love the Red Sox.
They're gonna win.
All the way this year, baby!

00:33:32.010 --> 00:33:34.470
Do you have a job?
Do you work for a living?

00:33:34.554 --> 00:33:37.306
Of course I do.
Yeah, I'm a teacher.
I mold young minds.

00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:40.601
Can you help these guys out?
Can you believe
this asshole?

00:33:40.936 --> 00:33:45.648
[Indistinct Yelling]

00:33:49.861 --> 00:33:51.695
[Ben]
29th of May, Seattle,
all right?

00:33:51.780 --> 00:33:53.447
You know what?
I gave it to the lady
down at the bakery.

00:33:53.532 --> 00:33:56.242
Ben, all I got so far
is the 21 st and 22nd, man.

00:33:56.326 --> 00:33:58.702
We're only on May.
We've been here
for four hours.

00:33:58.787 --> 00:34:00.162
Let's try to speed this up.

00:34:00.247 --> 00:34:02.832
30th of may,
we're still at Seattle.
Who wants a Sunday game?

00:34:03.166 --> 00:34:05.000
These guys can have
whatever games they want.

00:34:05.085 --> 00:34:07.044
All I ask for
is the first Yankee game.

00:34:07.129 --> 00:34:10.548
You went to six
Yankee games last season,
you selfish pig bastard.

00:34:10.632 --> 00:34:13.050
You got to go
to every great game.
Lowe's no-hitter.

00:34:13.135 --> 00:34:16.595
Your mother's hysterectomy?
I put her out for free,
remember?

00:34:16.680 --> 00:34:20.724
She had insurance for that.
Attention, morons.

00:34:20.809 --> 00:34:21.892
You went last year.

00:34:21.977 --> 00:34:24.770
You guys want Yankee tickets?
You wanna talk Yankee tickets?

00:34:24.855 --> 00:34:26.188
Yes.
Really.

00:34:26.273 --> 00:34:29.108
Okay, well, I wanna
see you dance for me.

00:34:29.192 --> 00:34:31.652
[Overlapping Chatter]

00:34:31.736 --> 00:34:33.654
You don't wanna dance?
I don't wanna embarrass you.

00:34:33.738 --> 00:34:36.323
I don't wanna embarrass you.
I'll just take this.
Everyone just go.

00:34:36.408 --> 00:34:39.869
I'll go talk to some kids
in the street. I see a little
bit there. That's pretty nice.

00:34:40.620 --> 00:34:42.580
That's it. The doctor
is giving me something.

00:34:42.664 --> 00:34:45.541
The doctor is giving me
some magic tapping there.

00:34:45.625 --> 00:34:48.294
Oh, I like that a lot.
Yeah, that's... Oh!

00:34:48.378 --> 00:34:51.797
All right, Little League,
you wanna go?
You want some of this?

00:34:51.882 --> 00:34:54.133
How's this, Ben?
This is dancing for tickets.
I'm dancing, Ben.

00:34:54.217 --> 00:34:56.135
Troy, sit on
the beanbag, please.
Hey, I started, Ben.

00:34:56.219 --> 00:34:58.387
Dance, dance, dance, dance

00:34:58.472 --> 00:35:00.014
Gerard, I guess
you don't want them, huh?

00:35:00.056 --> 00:35:02.641
This is worth tickets.
I'm not dancing.
This is totally stupid, man.

00:35:02.726 --> 00:35:05.519
Fine. Hey, hold out
for the Royals, huh?

00:35:09.232 --> 00:35:11.817
You are on
a total power trip,
you know that, man?

00:35:12.194 --> 00:35:13.611
This is totally
ridiculous, man.

00:35:13.695 --> 00:35:15.279
I was dancing first,
remember?

00:35:15.363 --> 00:35:17.948
You said dance,
I started dancing.

00:35:18.033 --> 00:35:21.452
You call that Yankee dancing?
No, no, that's like
Devil Ray dancing, okay?

00:35:21.536 --> 00:35:23.996
That's Devil Ray.
I'm talking about
Yankee dancing.

00:35:24.080 --> 00:35:28.000
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, get into it. Yeah!
How bad do you want it?

00:35:28.126 --> 00:35:30.753
Yeah, that's nice.
I love it. Come on in.
[Knocking]

00:35:30.837 --> 00:35:34.048
That's it!
Come on! Whoo!

00:35:34.132 --> 00:35:37.384
Latin hustle to

00:35:37.636 --> 00:35:39.345
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah

00:35:39.429 --> 00:35:40.638
That's right. I'm...

00:35:40.722 --> 00:35:42.681
[Stops]

00:35:43.183 --> 00:35:45.518
Hey, what are you
doing here?

00:35:45.602 --> 00:35:47.436
I thought you weren't
coming in until tomorrow.
You look fantastic.

00:35:47.562 --> 00:35:50.189
I got in last night.
You know Troy,
Kevin and Gerard.

00:35:50.273 --> 00:35:53.025
Everyone else,
this is Lindsey.
Hi.

00:35:53.109 --> 00:35:54.109
Hi, Linds.

00:35:56.071 --> 00:35:57.988
Party?
No, it's draft day.

00:35:58.073 --> 00:36:01.534
This is the day we organize
the whole season, who gets
to go to what game with me.

00:36:01.618 --> 00:36:03.786
But don't worry.
You're still going
to opening day.

00:36:04.204 --> 00:36:07.957
Yeah, thank you.
Can I talk to you about
something really quickly?

00:36:08.041 --> 00:36:10.334
Sure, yeah, no problem.
Quick break, everybody.

00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:12.962
There's some nice
Pakistani cold cuts there,
courtesy of Mrs. Segal.

00:36:13.463 --> 00:36:16.006
I still don't think
they're worth
two Sunday tickets.

00:36:16.091 --> 00:36:17.925
Whoo-hoo!
Hey! Hey!

00:36:19.928 --> 00:36:21.762
Come here.

00:36:22.013 --> 00:36:23.764
Wait, I got you something.

00:36:23.848 --> 00:36:27.101
I set aside
some great games
for you too.

00:36:27.185 --> 00:36:30.646
Hmm? For when we go
to the games together.

00:36:31.106 --> 00:36:32.273
Thanks.

00:36:32.482 --> 00:36:34.608
It's what
the players wear.

00:36:35.527 --> 00:36:37.236
It's authentic.

00:36:40.323 --> 00:36:43.200
I gotta be honest.
This is getting me hot.

00:36:43.285 --> 00:36:48.539
Listen. Um, you know,
I saw you on ESPN.

00:36:48.623 --> 00:36:50.666
Oh. We looked like
morons, didn't we?

00:36:50.750 --> 00:36:54.920
Uh, yeah, yeah, total.
Not you so much, but...

00:36:55.005 --> 00:36:57.715
Well, it's very hot,
you know. It's Florida.

00:36:57.799 --> 00:36:59.800
[Chuckles]
You start seeing things.

00:37:00.218 --> 00:37:03.679
Um, you know, Ben,

00:37:03.763 --> 00:37:09.310
I didn't realize how big
this Red Sox thing is
with you.

00:37:09.769 --> 00:37:12.062
What?
Hey, I told you.

00:37:12.147 --> 00:37:14.648
See, this is...
This always happens.
Every time I...

00:37:14.733 --> 00:37:18.652
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't jump off a building.
We're just talking.

00:37:21.197 --> 00:37:24.408
Sorry. Knee jerk.
[Troy] Ben, come on, man.
The cold cuts are gone.

00:37:24.492 --> 00:37:27.244
Let's go in there.
Two minutes!

00:37:28.705 --> 00:37:30.873
Wow. I really hit
a nerve there, didn't I?

00:37:31.333 --> 00:37:33.500
Uh...
[Clears Throat]
Yeah.

00:37:33.835 --> 00:37:35.169
Come here.

00:37:36.338 --> 00:37:38.213
Thank you.

00:37:38.298 --> 00:37:42.301
I think there's
a better approach
to this whole Red Sox thing.

00:37:42.427 --> 00:37:45.137
Really?
Yeah. After all,
if I want this promotion,

00:37:45.221 --> 00:37:48.474
I am going to
have to push myself
really hard this summer.

00:37:48.558 --> 00:37:54.188
And I've never really been
very good at servicing myself,
my job and a relationship.

00:37:54.272 --> 00:37:56.940
Wait, wait.
We're not breaking up,
are we?

00:37:57.025 --> 00:37:59.818
No, no,
this is a good thing.
Okay.

00:37:59.903 --> 00:38:01.945
You're gonna be
so consumed with all of this

00:38:02.030 --> 00:38:04.073
that you won't
feel neglected all summer.

00:38:04.157 --> 00:38:06.158
No, no, yeah,
I'm not gonna
feel neglected.

00:38:06.242 --> 00:38:08.744
And I won't feel guilty
for having to do my job.

00:38:08.828 --> 00:38:10.496
Yeah, you shouldn't.

00:38:10.580 --> 00:38:13.916
So, what I'm saying is,
I think this is perfect.

00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:17.378
[Chuckles]
All right. Go, Sox!

00:38:17.962 --> 00:38:20.422
Two, three, four
Tessie

00:38:20.507 --> 00:38:22.466
Nuff Ced McGreevy shouted

00:38:22.550 --> 00:38:24.885
We're not here
to mess around

00:38:24.969 --> 00:38:28.347
We got 'em right here, folks.
Come on down. Cut your deficit
and balance your budget.

00:38:28.431 --> 00:38:31.141
Hear the crowd roar
to your sound

00:38:31.226 --> 00:38:33.143
Programs here!
Get your programs here!

00:38:33.228 --> 00:38:35.729
Don't blame us
if we ever doubt you

00:38:35.814 --> 00:38:38.565
You know we couldn't live
without you

00:38:39.234 --> 00:38:46.365
Tessie, you are
the only, only, only

00:38:48.952 --> 00:38:51.495
Hi. Hi.
Hey.

00:38:53.248 --> 00:38:55.791
[Man]
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!

00:38:55.875 --> 00:38:59.044
Who wants peanuts?
Who wants Cracker Jacks?

00:38:59.129 --> 00:39:02.297
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Who wants...

00:39:02.382 --> 00:39:04.550
It's unbelievable, right?
You can't even believe how...

00:39:04.634 --> 00:39:07.553
Look, right here, go.
This is it.
Thank you.

00:39:07.637 --> 00:39:11.348
Is this amazing?
Is this crazy? Would you
look at these seats?

00:39:11.433 --> 00:39:13.183
They're...
They're very red.

00:39:13.268 --> 00:39:15.686
No, I mean, their proximity
to the field.
This is Fenway Park.

00:39:15.770 --> 00:39:16.812
Oh.

00:39:16.896 --> 00:39:18.689
You can't buy these seats.
You have to,
like, inherit them.

00:39:18.773 --> 00:39:21.859
It's like a guy
offered me $100,000
for these once.

00:39:21.985 --> 00:39:25.028
And you didn't sell them?
No, if I ever need
the money that bad,

00:39:25.113 --> 00:39:28.031
I can always call up
a rich old lady and give her
some sweet lovin', you know?

00:39:28.116 --> 00:39:29.992
That's what I'm all about.
Hey, what's up, Al?

00:39:30.160 --> 00:39:32.661
How you doing?
I'm on dialysis.

00:39:32.746 --> 00:39:35.372
Right on, buddy.
Hey, Al, this is Lindsey.

00:39:35.457 --> 00:39:37.708
Hi. Al Waterman.
Here, have a sponge.

00:39:37.792 --> 00:39:39.877
Thank you.
Al is the first guy
I ever met

00:39:39.961 --> 00:39:41.879
at my first
Red Sox game ever.
Really?

00:39:41.963 --> 00:39:45.007
Yeah, he's aged horribly.
Hey, the Belnaps.

00:39:45.091 --> 00:39:47.801
This is Artie. Viv.
This is Lindsey.
Hello.

00:39:47.886 --> 00:39:49.303
Hi, Lindsey.
Hello.

00:39:49.429 --> 00:39:51.638
Been divorced 20 years,
still share the seats.
Really.

00:39:51.723 --> 00:39:53.599
Hey, Ben.
Sheri!

00:39:53.725 --> 00:39:56.310
How you doing?
Where's Teresa?
She's right here.

00:39:56.644 --> 00:39:59.021
Oh, my God.
What happened?
You look fantastic!

00:39:59.230 --> 00:40:02.232
I lost 200 pounds.
I had my stomach stapled shut.

00:40:02.358 --> 00:40:05.319
A doctor
or you did it yourself?
Oh, real funny.

00:40:05.987 --> 00:40:07.404
Hey!

00:40:09.699 --> 00:40:11.700
This is quite a little group
you have here.

00:40:11.785 --> 00:40:14.661
Well, it's
my summer family.

00:40:14.746 --> 00:40:18.707
[Boy]
For the land of the free

00:40:19.334 --> 00:40:25.547
And the home of the brave

00:40:25.632 --> 00:40:29.635
[Crowd Cheering]
[Announcer] Let's hear it
for Jordan Leandre.

00:40:30.220 --> 00:40:34.181
Ladies and gentlemen,
throwing out
the first ball today,

00:40:34.265 --> 00:40:37.226
New England's own
Stephen King.

00:40:37.602 --> 00:40:40.354
[Crowd Cheering]

00:40:40.438 --> 00:40:42.564
[Announcer]
Right down the middle.

00:40:46.736 --> 00:40:49.488
Did you tell Schuyler?
Okay, all right, listen.

00:40:49.572 --> 00:40:53.033
Um, excuse me.
What time is the game over?

00:40:53.117 --> 00:40:55.202
Uh, it's not like
a Broadway musical

00:40:55.286 --> 00:40:56.495
where it ends with
a big Hawaiian number.

00:40:56.579 --> 00:40:59.039
It's like you're missing
all the ambience
and all the fun.

00:40:59.123 --> 00:41:01.041
I know.
The players
are right there.

00:41:01.125 --> 00:41:04.086
I have a meeting at 5:30
and had to leave work at noon
to meet you here,

00:41:04.212 --> 00:41:06.880
so my people
aren't prepared.
Right. Okay.

00:41:09.717 --> 00:41:11.802
You know what?
I left work early,

00:41:11.886 --> 00:41:14.555
so you're gonna have to
figure it out for yourself,
and I'll call you later.

00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:16.265
[Announcer]
Wakefield.

00:41:23.398 --> 00:41:24.439
[Groans]

00:41:26.651 --> 00:41:28.402
That's a foul.

00:41:28.486 --> 00:41:31.446
What makes that a foul?
See that foul pole there?

00:41:31.531 --> 00:41:34.032
That's Pesky's Pole.
That's this guy
Johnny Pesky.

00:41:44.252 --> 00:41:45.377
Yeah!

00:41:59.893 --> 00:42:02.561
Hey, what are you doing
on Saturday?

00:42:02.645 --> 00:42:04.605
Mm, you tell me.

00:42:07.025 --> 00:42:09.192
You know what's really great
about baseball?
Hmm?

00:42:09.277 --> 00:42:11.111
You can't fake it.

00:42:11.195 --> 00:42:14.031
Anything else in life,
you don't have to
be great in.

00:42:14.115 --> 00:42:16.199
Business, music, art...
I mean, you can get lucky.

00:42:16.326 --> 00:42:18.660
Really?
Yeah, you can fool everyone
for a while, you know?

00:42:18.745 --> 00:42:20.662
It's like...
Not... Not baseball.

00:42:20.747 --> 00:42:22.789
You can either
hit a curveball
or you can't.

00:42:22.916 --> 00:42:25.667
That's the way
it works, you know?
Hmm.

00:42:25.752 --> 00:42:30.339
You could have a lucky day,
sure, but you can't have
a lucky career.

00:42:30.632 --> 00:42:33.467
It's a little like math.
It's orderly.

00:42:33.676 --> 00:42:36.845
Win or lose, it's fair.
It all adds up.

00:42:37.138 --> 00:42:41.141
It's, like, not as confusing
or as ambiguous as, uh...

00:42:41.225 --> 00:42:43.226
Life?
Yeah.

00:42:44.187 --> 00:42:46.480
It's... It's safe.

00:42:49.776 --> 00:42:51.985
Oh, yeah! Yeah!

00:42:54.530 --> 00:42:57.157
[Whooping]

00:42:57.659 --> 00:42:58.784
Hey.
Hi.

00:42:58.868 --> 00:43:00.369
What, did you buy out
the bookstore?

00:43:00.453 --> 00:43:02.788
Actually, I bought
every book they had
on the Red Sox,

00:43:02.872 --> 00:43:05.499
because I'm tired of being
the most ignorant person here.

00:43:05.583 --> 00:43:08.835
Now who is
Carl Yaz-a-strezem...

00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:12.214
[All] Yastrzemski.
[Mouthing Words]

00:43:12.340 --> 00:43:14.800
She's not a genius,
this one.
No.

00:43:15.343 --> 00:43:20.222
Johnny Damon!
You got the sweetest ass
in the league!

00:43:22.684 --> 00:43:24.267
Very nice.

00:43:26.813 --> 00:43:30.065
[Scoffs]
Do you believe in this?
"The Curse of the Bambino"?

00:43:30.149 --> 00:43:31.692
Hey, that's not funny.
That's enough of that.

00:43:31.776 --> 00:43:33.193
But Babe Ruth
was the Bambino.

00:43:33.277 --> 00:43:35.195
That's right.
He played for the Red Sox.

00:43:35.279 --> 00:43:37.823
They were great.
I mean, they were
the Yankees.

00:43:37.907 --> 00:43:41.535
They won the World Series
in 1912, 1915,

00:43:41.619 --> 00:43:43.620
1916, 1918.

00:43:43.705 --> 00:43:46.123
They were royalty.
The elite.

00:43:46.207 --> 00:43:49.251
Al should know.
He was there actually.
He's 136 years old.

00:43:49.335 --> 00:43:53.964
He looks great for his age.
1919, their miserable,
greedy pig of a boss

00:43:54.048 --> 00:43:57.467
decides to sell Babe Ruth
to the Yankees to finance
a Broadway musical.

00:43:57.552 --> 00:44:00.220
No, no, Nanette.
I would never ever
see that piece of crap.

00:44:00.805 --> 00:44:04.891
And since 1918,
the Red Sox have not won
a World Series.

00:44:04.976 --> 00:44:07.227
Yeah, the Yankees
have won 26.

00:44:07.311 --> 00:44:11.231
And the thing is
the Sox don't just lose,
they raise it to an art form.

00:44:11.315 --> 00:44:13.650
Tony C.,
best young player in baseball,

00:44:13.735 --> 00:44:17.612
catches one in the eye at 22,
he's finished at 26.

00:44:17.697 --> 00:44:20.866
Armbrister runs into
Carlton Fisk,
costs us the Series.

00:44:20.950 --> 00:44:22.951
Bucky friggin' Dent.
[Viv Groans]

00:44:23.036 --> 00:44:26.038
You remember the time
Roger Moret went catatonic?

00:44:26.122 --> 00:44:28.248
The grounds crew
had to carry him out
in a wheelbarrow.

00:44:28.332 --> 00:44:30.250
Buckner.
[All Groan]

00:44:30.334 --> 00:44:32.669
Grady little sticking
with Pedro
in the eighth inning.

00:44:32.754 --> 00:44:36.423
Ooh, stop it.
You're killing me here.

00:44:36.799 --> 00:44:39.801
And that, milady,
is the Curse of the Bambino.

00:44:39.886 --> 00:44:42.512
[Announcer]
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.

00:44:51.939 --> 00:44:54.816
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's go meet Mom and Dad.

00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:57.486
[Scoffs]

00:44:59.113 --> 00:45:00.697
Nothing.

00:45:00.782 --> 00:45:04.409
A laugh? A giggle?
This is not
a man's closet.

00:45:04.535 --> 00:45:07.079
What do you mean?
You have one pair
of dress shoes.

00:45:07.163 --> 00:45:09.873
You're like a man-boy.
Half man, half boy.

00:45:09.957 --> 00:45:12.459
You should see the way
my sister's husband dresses.

00:45:12.543 --> 00:45:16.755
He had a professional
come in and do his closet.
It's like suit, suit, suit...

00:45:16.839 --> 00:45:19.091
All right, okay, okay.
I see what this is all about.

00:45:19.175 --> 00:45:21.968
You want your parents
to like me more than they
like your brother-in-law.

00:45:23.179 --> 00:45:25.430
No, it's not...
Yes!

00:45:26.474 --> 00:45:31.478
[Sighs]
Is it so horrible that
I want my parents to like you?

00:45:33.397 --> 00:45:37.150
Okay. I think we have
enough stuff in this closet.
We can fool 'em.

00:45:37.985 --> 00:45:39.152
[Mom]
He looks like a skunk.

00:45:39.403 --> 00:45:41.238
You're the one that told me
to grow it out.

00:45:41.322 --> 00:45:44.908
Well, what else could I say?
It looked ridiculous on you.
A man your age...

00:45:44.992 --> 00:45:47.702
Now, I understand
that you're a teacher, right?
You were?

00:45:47.787 --> 00:45:49.496
Yes, for 27 years.

00:45:49.580 --> 00:45:52.082
And, okay, now you're
the principal, right?
Mm-hmm.

00:45:52.166 --> 00:45:55.168
And you...
Did you ever tell me
what your dad does?

00:45:55.294 --> 00:45:59.422
I sell golf carts.
Wow. Okay, that gives us
nothing to talk about.

00:45:59.507 --> 00:46:01.424
I don't really know much
about it.

00:46:01.509 --> 00:46:04.553
That's funny,
'cause every other guy
she's gone out with

00:46:04.637 --> 00:46:06.721
has tried to get
a free golf cart
out of me.

00:46:06.806 --> 00:46:10.225
No, I like golf. Great sport.
It's just I don't really
get out much, you know?

00:46:10.476 --> 00:46:11.852
We love it.
Yeah?

00:46:11.936 --> 00:46:14.062
They play all the time.

00:46:14.147 --> 00:46:16.648
We tried to get on
the country club here,
but it's very difficult.

00:46:16.732 --> 00:46:20.235
It's almost impossible.
I had to call the manufacturer
of my golf carts,

00:46:20.361 --> 00:46:23.113
a guy named
Dave Johnson, and said...
Jensen.

00:46:23.197 --> 00:46:25.407
No, Dave... Dave Johnson.
Jensen.

00:46:25.533 --> 00:46:28.535
Jensen?
Hi. Sorry we're late. He was
watching the Red Sox game.

00:46:28.619 --> 00:46:31.163
How'd they do?
No, no.
La, la, la, la, la!

00:46:31.247 --> 00:46:33.165
Help me! Help me!
Help me!
What's wrong?

00:46:33.249 --> 00:46:36.209
Oh, help me! Help me!
Help me! La la la la!

00:46:36.294 --> 00:46:38.670
[Man, Indistinct]
La la la la.
La la la la.

00:46:38.754 --> 00:46:40.672
[Making Noises]
Okay. Okay.

00:46:40.756 --> 00:46:43.049
It was awesome.
Struck out the side.

00:46:43.134 --> 00:46:46.344
Okay, it stopped.
It stopped. Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!

00:46:48.222 --> 00:46:50.473
Whew!
Um...

00:46:50.600 --> 00:46:53.685
Thank you.
Yeah. Ben tapes
the Red Sox games,

00:46:54.228 --> 00:46:55.645
so he doesn't wanna
know the score.

00:46:55.730 --> 00:46:58.815
And he can't
cover his own ears 'cause
he's got lobster fingers,

00:46:58.900 --> 00:46:59.900
so I do it.

00:47:00.985 --> 00:47:02.903
That's sweet.

00:47:07.450 --> 00:47:10.577
Hey, how'd it go last night?
Fabulous.

00:47:10.745 --> 00:47:11.995
Mr. Myerson
wants to see you.

00:47:13.122 --> 00:47:16.666
Oh, God. If one of
the windows would open,
I would jump.

00:47:16.751 --> 00:47:18.585
And your mom's
on line one.

00:47:20.004 --> 00:47:24.507
Hi, Mom. Hi.
Listen, where are you?
Can I call you back?

00:47:26.010 --> 00:47:28.386
What? You had
a 10:00 a.m. Flight.

00:47:32.058 --> 00:47:34.559
My Ben?
Yes, he has been great.

00:47:34.644 --> 00:47:37.771
He took us out to breakfast.
Right now he's washing
your father's balls.

00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:39.022
What?

00:47:41.484 --> 00:47:43.193
Here's one.
Thanks, Ben.

00:47:43.277 --> 00:47:45.820
He got us a 10:00 a.m.
Tee time at the country club.

00:47:47.114 --> 00:47:48.615
How?

00:47:49.450 --> 00:47:52.786
One of his student's fathers
has something to do
with the sprinklers.

00:47:52.870 --> 00:47:55.121
Can I talk to him
for a second?
Oh, sure.

00:47:55.206 --> 00:47:56.998
Benny? Lindsey.

00:47:57.083 --> 00:47:59.167
Oh, thanks.
Hi, Linds.

00:48:00.002 --> 00:48:02.128
Hey, what are you doing?

00:48:02.463 --> 00:48:03.797
Took a sick day.

00:48:05.633 --> 00:48:08.843
All right.
Well, I'll see you
tonight then.

00:48:08.928 --> 00:48:11.054
All right. Bye-bye.
Honey...

00:48:11.138 --> 00:48:15.267
Uh, sweetheart,
don't talk in my backswing.

00:48:15.393 --> 00:48:18.061
Well, you were
lined up wrong.
I wasn't lined up, I...

00:48:18.145 --> 00:48:20.522
Please, don't talk
in my backswing. You know
better than that.

00:48:20.606 --> 00:48:23.900
Just take a mulligan.
Lighten up.

00:48:23.985 --> 00:48:26.569
He's so short with me.
I know. I know.
But you know what?

00:48:26.696 --> 00:48:29.406
You talked in his backswing.
Did you talk in his backswing?
Yes, I did.

00:48:29.490 --> 00:48:32.033
Don't even look at him.
Look this way. Let him swing.
Okay.

00:48:39.041 --> 00:48:42.460
[Crowd Cheering]

00:48:46.757 --> 00:48:48.758
Where it began

00:48:49.802 --> 00:48:51.928
Manny! Manny! Manny!

00:48:52.013 --> 00:48:53.179
I can't begin to know when

00:48:54.432 --> 00:48:57.892
But then I know
it's growin' strong

00:49:02.106 --> 00:49:03.898
Wasn't the spring

00:49:05.860 --> 00:49:08.445
And spring
became the summer

00:49:09.697 --> 00:49:12.866
Who'd have believed
you'd come along

00:49:16.287 --> 00:49:18.997
Hand

00:49:20.583 --> 00:49:23.168
Touching hands

00:49:24.712 --> 00:49:26.379
Reaching out

00:49:27.757 --> 00:49:29.549
Touching me

00:49:30.551 --> 00:49:34.721
Touching you

00:49:35.056 --> 00:49:38.058
Sweet Caroline
buh, buh, buh

00:49:39.935 --> 00:49:42.979
Good times never
seemed so good

00:49:43.064 --> 00:49:45.774
So good, so good, so good

00:49:46.317 --> 00:49:48.651
I've been inclined

00:49:51.072 --> 00:49:57.827
To believe they never would
and now I

00:50:00.247 --> 00:50:02.248
Oh.
[Breathing Heavily]

00:50:10.049 --> 00:50:13.134
[Man] She handled a project
for a food service company
like yours a few months ago.

00:50:13.803 --> 00:50:17.972
Gave them a model
predicting the impact
of every possibility.

00:50:18.057 --> 00:50:19.974
Sounds like what I need.
Morning.

00:50:20.059 --> 00:50:22.060
You'll love her.
This lady is a dynamo.

00:50:22.144 --> 00:50:24.437
Unstop... pable.

00:50:28.818 --> 00:50:32.570
[Clears Throat]
When she wakes up,
I wanna see her.

00:50:32.655 --> 00:50:34.656
Well, let's go
for a coffee.

00:50:34.740 --> 00:50:37.826
You know
what's happening here?
You're being colonized.

00:50:37.952 --> 00:50:41.121
What?
Colonized. It's like...
It's like in the old days.

00:50:41.664 --> 00:50:45.208
When the French
and the English would go
into Asia and Africa,

00:50:45.292 --> 00:50:46.584
and they'd
raise their flags

00:50:46.669 --> 00:50:49.712
and they'd
impose their culture
and they'd colonize.

00:50:49.797 --> 00:50:53.508
It's like, Sarah, when you
cut your hair off because
that guy liked short hair.

00:50:53.592 --> 00:50:55.593
Wait a minute.
I mean, you guys are married.

00:50:55.678 --> 00:50:58.680
Isn't that a part of it,
accommodating each other?

00:50:58.931 --> 00:51:01.141
You know, how many kids
are we gonna have?

00:51:01.475 --> 00:51:04.727
Where are we gonna live?
What pizza place
are we gonna order from?

00:51:04.812 --> 00:51:06.855
Doesn't it require
some pliability?

00:51:06.939 --> 00:51:10.525
Because maybe that's something
I've been lacking in my life.

00:51:10.985 --> 00:51:12.694
Isn't it affecting your work?

00:51:13.487 --> 00:51:15.738
No, not so much.

00:51:15.823 --> 00:51:17.740
You know what
I just realized?

00:51:17.825 --> 00:51:20.160
You're rooting
for her relationship to fail.

00:51:20.244 --> 00:51:21.703
No.
What?

00:51:21.787 --> 00:51:23.955
That's right.
Why would I do that?

00:51:25.499 --> 00:51:26.499
Never mind.

00:51:28.127 --> 00:51:30.003
No. No, come on,
tell me.

00:51:32.631 --> 00:51:37.302
All right. You and Lindsey
are both very competitive,
especially with each other.

00:51:37.386 --> 00:51:40.763
She's more competitive
than I am.
I am not.

00:51:40.848 --> 00:51:43.308
And when you were both
starting out, you were
the more successful one.

00:51:43.392 --> 00:51:46.811
But now Lindsey's career
has skyrocketed,
so she's more successful.

00:51:46.896 --> 00:51:50.106
But you've had
the personal success,
the marriage.

00:51:50.191 --> 00:51:53.485
And if Lindsey
gets that too, then she's
definitely the winner,

00:51:53.569 --> 00:51:55.487
so you're rooting
against her.

00:51:57.990 --> 00:52:01.826
[Gasps]
Oh, my God.
What did I do?

00:52:02.703 --> 00:52:04.787
What the...
That's it.

00:52:04.872 --> 00:52:07.373
We are so
not coming here anymore.

00:52:08.709 --> 00:52:11.336
[Crowd]
Let's go, Red Sox!

00:52:11.420 --> 00:52:13.963
Let's go, Red Sox!

00:52:14.548 --> 00:52:17.383
Let's go, Red Sox!
[Cheering]

00:52:20.721 --> 00:52:23.223
[Crowd Jeering]

00:52:23.557 --> 00:52:27.018
Hey, Ump, get off your knees.
You're blowin' the game!

00:52:31.815 --> 00:52:34.984
Al Waterman.
Have a sponge, young man.

00:52:35.069 --> 00:52:37.487
She's killing me
with the laptop.

00:52:37.571 --> 00:52:38.905
Sitting there
doing her homework.

00:52:40.366 --> 00:52:42.575
So, when do you find out
about this promotion thing?

00:52:42.660 --> 00:52:44.702
Uh, next month.

00:52:44.787 --> 00:52:49.832
Oh, cool. I just wanted to
know how long I gotta put up
with this at the ball games.

00:52:49.959 --> 00:52:53.461
Ben, this is my third game
this week.
Oh, no, I know that.

00:52:53.546 --> 00:52:56.506
And I always have to leave
at 6:00 to be here on time.

00:52:56.590 --> 00:52:59.842
And then we don't get home
till 11:00, then you and I
go at it all night,

00:52:59.927 --> 00:53:01.844
and then that's
all time lost.

00:53:01.929 --> 00:53:03.846
Really?

00:53:03.931 --> 00:53:06.474
Well, when I say lost,
I mean it's time
that I have to make up.

00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.852
I know.
You know? I already
got my ass chewed out...

00:53:09.979 --> 00:53:11.938
Hot dogs here!
By my boss
this week, okay?

00:53:12.022 --> 00:53:14.190
Yo!
Hot dogs!

00:53:14.275 --> 00:53:16.150
Fenway frank?
Blech.

00:53:16.443 --> 00:53:19.445
One, please.
Mustard, please.
Thank you. What do I owe?

00:53:26.453 --> 00:53:28.621
[Crowd Cheering]

00:53:34.003 --> 00:53:36.462
[Machine Whirring]

00:53:43.137 --> 00:53:46.014
No, they didn't find anything.
She's fine. I swear.

00:53:46.098 --> 00:53:48.016
She's lying down right now.
[Phone Beeps]

00:53:48.100 --> 00:53:50.435
Molly? Okay, there's
another phone call
coming in, okay?

00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:52.812
Check in later.
Okay, bye-bye.

00:53:52.896 --> 00:53:55.315
[Phone Beeps]
Hello. Troy.

00:53:56.317 --> 00:54:00.069
You're kidding me. Now?
All right, thanks. Bye.

00:54:01.238 --> 00:54:02.864
Honey,
you're on television.

00:54:02.948 --> 00:54:05.575
[Man On TV]
Come and get 'em
at Cerrone Cadillac.

00:54:05.659 --> 00:54:07.285
The Red Sox
picked up the "W."

00:54:07.369 --> 00:54:09.579
There was a scary moment
though in this one
in the sixth inning,

00:54:09.663 --> 00:54:12.999
when Miguel Tejada
hit a vicious foul ball
off Mike Myers

00:54:13.083 --> 00:54:14.500
that actually hit a woman.

00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:19.505
[Announcer]
The 0-1 is fouled off
back into the seats.

00:54:19.590 --> 00:54:21.924
[Woman] That had to hurt.
Oh!

00:54:24.470 --> 00:54:26.596
She was transported
to a local hospital,

00:54:26.680 --> 00:54:30.308
but fortunately
she was released
and she's gonna be all right.

00:54:30.392 --> 00:54:33.353
[Theme Music]

00:54:36.273 --> 00:54:39.108
[TV Off]
It wasn't that bad
actually.

00:54:39.193 --> 00:54:41.653
It was actually
very ladylike.

00:54:41.737 --> 00:54:46.282
I mean, you just kind of...
slinked out of your chair.

00:54:46.367 --> 00:54:48.284
It was pretty limber.

00:54:49.620 --> 00:54:52.872
All right.
I'll let you sleep.
No, Ben.

00:54:54.041 --> 00:54:55.333
Gah!

00:54:55.417 --> 00:54:57.710
You have a whole
nother head up there.

00:54:58.045 --> 00:55:01.589
Yeah, well,
the one that can talk
needs to say something.

00:55:03.050 --> 00:55:05.718
I don't think that I should go
to the games anymore.

00:55:06.512 --> 00:55:09.305
Why?
Because of this?

00:55:09.390 --> 00:55:13.226
No, because I'm becoming
someone that I hate.

00:55:13.310 --> 00:55:18.106
Someone who gets a boyfriend,
and poof, their entire
prior life just vanishes.

00:55:18.190 --> 00:55:21.150
I have to focus
on my work right now.
I have to.

00:55:21.235 --> 00:55:25.655
And besides, you'll have
such a better time if you go
with Troy or Gerard

00:55:25.739 --> 00:55:27.990
or the bald anesthesiologist.

00:55:28.075 --> 00:55:29.909
Come on.
You have to go. Please?

00:55:30.828 --> 00:55:34.038
Listen. You go to the games,
and I'll stay at the office.

00:55:34.123 --> 00:55:35.748
And when the game is over,

00:55:35.833 --> 00:55:38.626
you'll come racing home
like you're scoring
the winning run,

00:55:38.711 --> 00:55:40.795
and I'll be here waiting.

00:55:41.588 --> 00:55:42.755
Waiting?

00:55:43.424 --> 00:55:45.007
I'll be waiting.

00:55:45.092 --> 00:55:47.009
[French Accent]
What, you'll be waiting
for me?

00:55:47.094 --> 00:55:48.928
Yeah.
Ooh.

00:55:49.012 --> 00:55:52.974
You know, all this talk
about waiting is making me
not wanna wait.

00:55:54.101 --> 00:55:56.018
Ben, I'm concussed.

00:55:56.103 --> 00:55:58.688
Yeah, that's kind of
the way I like it.

00:55:59.356 --> 00:56:01.524
I have to keep the peas
on my forehead.

00:56:01.608 --> 00:56:04.444
Okay, try to balance it.
Okay. It's...

00:56:08.741 --> 00:56:10.950
[Knocking]
Hi.

00:56:12.369 --> 00:56:13.453
Hello.

00:56:14.455 --> 00:56:16.998
I told your bosses,
but I wanted to tell you.

00:56:17.082 --> 00:56:19.125
The work you did for us
was brilliant.

00:56:19.460 --> 00:56:22.378
Oh. Well,
I really appreciate
you saying that.

00:56:22.504 --> 00:56:25.757
Uh, Patrick Lyons,
this is Carrie.
Nice to see you again.

00:56:25.841 --> 00:56:27.842
Nice to see you.
Excuse me.

00:56:29.470 --> 00:56:31.763
You know, they're really
very lucky to have you here.

00:56:31.847 --> 00:56:37.101
Oh, I feel
the same way to be here.
I feel very lucky.

00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:42.064
Here, I got it.

00:56:42.149 --> 00:56:44.817
Um, thank you.
You're welcome.

00:56:44.902 --> 00:56:49.322
I was, um, just trying
to get comfortable.

00:56:49.406 --> 00:56:52.492
Well, don't get
too comfortable,
you might fall asleep.

00:56:52.826 --> 00:56:55.828
[People Cheering]
[Ben] Come on! Come on!
Use your brain!

00:56:55.913 --> 00:56:58.831
Use your brain!
Oh, they're in the lead.
We almost have an answer.

00:56:58.916 --> 00:57:00.833
Who's ahead?
Oh, Tammy's in the lead.

00:57:00.918 --> 00:57:03.503
We might have a winner!
We might have a winner
right here!

00:57:03.921 --> 00:57:07.840
Tammy won!
37' 2", the Green Monster.

00:57:08.258 --> 00:57:10.218
Audrey, I'm very sorry,
but you can have
our home game.

00:57:10.302 --> 00:57:11.302
Don, what does she win?

00:57:11.386 --> 00:57:14.847
Excuse me.
It's a little loud,
don't you think?

00:57:16.141 --> 00:57:18.726
Sorry, Mr. Ennis.
The kids' drugs
just kicked in.

00:57:18.811 --> 00:57:20.853
[All Laughing]
[Mr. Ennis] Oh, ha ha.

00:57:21.104 --> 00:57:23.773
Teenage drug use.
That's great fodder
for comedy.

00:57:23.857 --> 00:57:30.530
[Mouthing Words]
[Students Laugh]

00:57:31.323 --> 00:57:33.157
All right, you guys.
We're almost out of time.
Pack up.

00:57:33.242 --> 00:57:35.952
Remember, we got a big test
next Tuesday, so St...
[Students Groaning]

00:57:36.036 --> 00:57:39.330
Hey, back off!
Back, back, back, you animals!
[Imitates Whip Whipping]

00:57:40.040 --> 00:57:44.961
Back! Hey, one of the
10 problems on your handout
will be on the test.

00:57:45.045 --> 00:57:48.714
I'm not gonna tell you
which one, so you're gonna
have to learn all of them.

00:57:48.799 --> 00:57:49.882
Seven.

00:57:49.967 --> 00:57:53.010
[Mouthing Word]
Seven.

00:57:53.470 --> 00:57:55.721
[Mouthing Word]

00:57:59.184 --> 00:58:02.311
[Bell Rings]
All right,
study, you maniacs.

00:58:02.396 --> 00:58:06.482
Remember, this Saturday is
fall tryouts for next spring's
J.V. Baseball.

00:58:06.567 --> 00:58:09.610
Just to avoid the confusion
we had last year,
let me say this year

00:58:09.695 --> 00:58:12.405
we're looking
for good players.
Hi.

00:58:13.156 --> 00:58:14.448
Hey.

00:58:15.742 --> 00:58:18.578
How are you doing?
I have very exciting news.
I couldn't wait to tell you.

00:58:18.954 --> 00:58:20.621
You got the promotion.
No, no.

00:58:20.706 --> 00:58:23.499
Mr. Myerson did call me
into his office
right after we spoke.

00:58:23.584 --> 00:58:24.584
I was trying
to play it cool.

00:58:25.043 --> 00:58:27.461
But between you and me,
I was ready to wash his balls.

00:58:27.754 --> 00:58:30.339
Yeah, see, that joke's
not fun for me.

00:58:30.424 --> 00:58:33.050
[Giggles]
I'm sorry.
Let me explain.

00:58:33.385 --> 00:58:36.387
There is this European company
that we're trying to make
a deal with, okay?

00:58:36.471 --> 00:58:38.389
And what they do...
You know what?

00:58:38.473 --> 00:58:41.434
The point is
they're sending me to Paris
to close the deal.

00:58:41.768 --> 00:58:44.645
Wow!
And I am taking vous.

00:58:44.813 --> 00:58:46.564
Moi?
Oui!

00:58:46.648 --> 00:58:48.858
Taking me to Paris?

00:58:49.902 --> 00:58:51.485
Oh, this is gonna
be so great.

00:58:51.570 --> 00:58:54.906
Okay, I'm gonna cash in
my first-class ticket
and get two seats.

00:58:54.990 --> 00:58:58.618
All you have to do,
Mr. Wrightman,
is call in sick tomorrow,

00:58:58.702 --> 00:59:01.245
and we're on our way.
Wait, it's tomorrow?

00:59:01.330 --> 00:59:03.497
Mm-hmm.
This weekend?
It's now?

00:59:03.582 --> 00:59:06.042
Yeah, we'll fly back
Sunday afternoon,
but with the time change,

00:59:06.126 --> 00:59:08.085
you'll be back at work
on Monday morning.

00:59:11.673 --> 00:59:15.343
Oh, yeah, uh,
I... I gotta be honest.

00:59:15.427 --> 00:59:19.555
This isn't
the best weekend for me.
I'm kind of swamped.

00:59:19.640 --> 00:59:21.682
Oh, no.
Do you have a lot of work?

00:59:21.767 --> 00:59:25.019
Uh, we're two games
out of first,
with three weeks left.

00:59:25.395 --> 00:59:28.022
Seattle's coming in
this weekend, and, I mean...

00:59:28.398 --> 00:59:30.107
This is when
they need me.

00:59:30.442 --> 00:59:31.984
They need you?

00:59:34.029 --> 00:59:36.697
Wait a second.
I was just thinking
about it. That's all.

00:59:36.782 --> 00:59:38.157
A tip, Ben.

00:59:38.241 --> 00:59:42.078
When your girlfriend says,
"Let's go to Paris
for the weekend," you go.

00:59:42.162 --> 00:59:44.622
All right, all right.
I'll go. I'll go.

00:59:44.790 --> 00:59:48.834
You'll go? You know what?
I have a better idea.
I think I'll take him.

00:59:54.675 --> 00:59:56.175
Hey. Just slow down
a second, okay?

00:59:56.259 --> 00:59:58.928
Just go and enjoy
your ball game.

00:59:59.012 --> 01:00:02.515
You know, this is
the second day in a row
you've snapped at me.

01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:04.934
I'm late.
Fine. Go.

01:00:06.061 --> 01:00:07.520
No, Ben.

01:00:09.147 --> 01:00:10.606
I'm late.

01:00:16.530 --> 01:00:17.863
How... How late?

01:00:19.282 --> 01:00:21.367
Um, a week and a half.

01:00:22.828 --> 01:00:25.204
Okay. That's not
that late. Right?

01:00:25.414 --> 01:00:27.331
No. It is for me.

01:00:27.791 --> 01:00:31.502
Okay. Well, you know what?
I mean, we're not
the first people to...

01:00:31.586 --> 01:00:34.296
To, you know... To... 'Cause,
you know, when two people...

01:00:34.381 --> 01:00:36.590
You know.
Deep breaths, Ben.

01:00:36.675 --> 01:00:40.261
[Clears Throat]
Yeah. Why...
Why didn't you say something?

01:00:40.345 --> 01:00:42.722
Why? So we could
both freak out?

01:00:43.098 --> 01:00:45.933
I mean, I wanted to wait
for the right moment.

01:00:46.018 --> 01:00:48.310
And then when this trip
came up, I thought,

01:00:48.395 --> 01:00:50.521
we'll go to Paris,
and I'll tell you there,

01:00:50.605 --> 01:00:52.732
because that did
seem special.

01:00:52.816 --> 01:00:54.817
But, no, you don't see us
tangled up in the sheets

01:00:54.901 --> 01:00:56.652
with the Eiffel Tower
in the window.

01:00:56.737 --> 01:01:00.865
You see the Mariners
are coming and Pedro's
pitching Friday night.

01:01:00.949 --> 01:01:02.867
[Mumbles]
Saturday.
Schilling's on Friday.

01:01:02.951 --> 01:01:06.120
Look. I...
I admit I should have
reacted differently.

01:01:06.204 --> 01:01:07.580
If I ever build
a time machine,

01:01:07.664 --> 01:01:09.248
that's the first place
I'm going back to.

01:01:09.332 --> 01:01:11.625
I'll be like,
"Paris, whoo! I'm in."

01:01:11.710 --> 01:01:14.420
Uh, I...
Really, I'm sorry.

01:01:14.504 --> 01:01:16.630
That's all right.

01:01:16.715 --> 01:01:19.300
[Sighs]
But I have a 4:00 flight
that I have to catch.

01:01:19.384 --> 01:01:22.344
All right. I can pack my bags.
We can put some stuff
together. We can make this.

01:01:22.429 --> 01:01:25.431
No, it's okay.
The trip is already off
to a weird start.

01:01:25.515 --> 01:01:27.349
Y...
Let's just talk about it
when I get back.

01:01:27.434 --> 01:01:28.517
You sure?
Yeah.

01:01:28.602 --> 01:01:29.602
You're sure?
Yeah.

01:01:29.686 --> 01:01:31.604
I could tell them
I'm leaving right now.

01:01:31.688 --> 01:01:33.606
We're going.
No. It's okay.

01:01:34.608 --> 01:01:35.775
You gonna be all right?

01:01:37.903 --> 01:01:40.488
If you give me a kiss
and wish me luck.

01:01:42.949 --> 01:01:45.785
Good luck.
Way to go, Mr. W.

01:01:46.495 --> 01:01:47.787
Yeah.

01:01:48.163 --> 01:01:50.331
Okay. I'll see you
in a couple days. Okay?

01:01:50.415 --> 01:01:52.958
Yeah.
Okay.

01:02:05.972 --> 01:02:08.682
Are you smoking?
What are you doing?
I'm a teacher.

01:02:08.767 --> 01:02:11.227
That's an insult.
Put it out.

01:02:13.355 --> 01:02:14.897
Get back in class.
Come on.

01:02:17.818 --> 01:02:21.278
[Man] So, the 30-year-old
is on course.
He is the four-time...

01:02:21.363 --> 01:02:23.364
[Phone Rings]

01:02:30.455 --> 01:02:32.998
Hello?
[Lindsey] I got it.

01:02:34.209 --> 01:02:36.127
Linds?
Mmm.

01:02:36.211 --> 01:02:38.420
I got it.

01:02:38.630 --> 01:02:41.423
The promotion?
My period.

01:02:45.345 --> 01:02:48.222
I can tell you were sleeping,
so I'll call you later.

01:02:48.306 --> 01:02:51.183
No, no, no.
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

01:02:51.268 --> 01:02:53.602
No, it's okay.

01:02:53.687 --> 01:02:55.855
I'll see you tomorrow.

01:03:00.443 --> 01:03:02.695
Hey, Linds.
Yeah?

01:03:04.197 --> 01:03:06.157
Are you okay?

01:03:07.075 --> 01:03:09.076
Yeah.

01:03:15.208 --> 01:03:18.043
Safe flight.
Okay. Bye.

01:03:18.128 --> 01:03:20.129
[Line Clicks]

01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:29.907
I'll get it.
No. I got it.
I got it.

01:04:29.991 --> 01:04:31.742
Thank you.
Want me to take it up?

01:04:31.826 --> 01:04:34.203
No. I'm okay.
I'm just gonna
go upstairs.

01:04:35.455 --> 01:04:37.998
Bye.

01:04:38.250 --> 01:04:40.376
Hey. Linds. Uh...

01:04:44.798 --> 01:04:47.633
Did, uh...
Did you want a baby?

01:04:49.344 --> 01:04:50.719
Eventually.

01:04:52.305 --> 01:04:54.306
Well, eventually you will.

01:04:55.850 --> 01:04:58.269
Well, it certainly
got me thinking.
That's for sure.

01:04:59.312 --> 01:05:01.647
What do you mean?
Ben.

01:05:03.149 --> 01:05:05.276
If I'm with a guy
for 11 months,

01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:07.361
and I think I might be
having his child,

01:05:07.445 --> 01:05:09.780
I'm gonna ask myself,
"Is this the guy?"

01:05:10.282 --> 01:05:13.325
And if it is,
"What's this
going to be like?"

01:05:13.410 --> 01:05:17.246
You know, if we're to be
Mr. And Mrs. Ben and Lindsey,
How's this going to work?

01:05:17.330 --> 01:05:19.415
It's like Robin's
birthday party.

01:05:19.499 --> 01:05:21.041
The minute
I got the invitation,

01:05:21.126 --> 01:05:24.336
I had to run to
the refrigerator and check
the Red Sox schedule.

01:05:24.546 --> 01:05:26.922
And the Yankees are playing,
so I know I'm going stag.

01:05:27.007 --> 01:05:31.302
And that's okay.
I'm fine with that.
But how far does it go?

01:05:31.386 --> 01:05:33.721
You know,
"Grandma, don't die
because

01:05:33.805 --> 01:05:35.764
"the Red Sox are
going out on the road,

01:05:35.849 --> 01:05:38.183
so please wait until
they come back to die."

01:05:38.268 --> 01:05:42.396
And, "Doctor, induce labor
because the Oakland A's
are coming in tomorrow."

01:05:42.772 --> 01:05:44.523
Do you remember last winter?

01:05:44.774 --> 01:05:47.318
This is exactly
what you liked about me.

01:05:47.694 --> 01:05:50.779
That I was capable
of having a passionate
commitment with something.

01:05:50.864 --> 01:05:52.489
Uh, a devotion.

01:05:52.574 --> 01:05:56.493
Yes, but you feel it
for the Red Sox, and I was
hoping that someday

01:05:56.578 --> 01:05:58.662
you might redirect that.

01:06:01.666 --> 01:06:04.793
All those things
that you feel
for that team,

01:06:04.878 --> 01:06:08.047
I feel them too,
for you.

01:06:23.772 --> 01:06:26.982
You know what she's saying
to me, Ryan? She's saying
I have an addiction.

01:06:27.067 --> 01:06:29.443
Really? Well, you work
90 hours a week.

01:06:29.527 --> 01:06:33.447
You know, that... But I guess
that addiction's more
socially acceptable, you know.

01:06:33.531 --> 01:06:35.240
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?

01:06:35.325 --> 01:06:38.660
Well, nobody's really wrong
in these situations.

01:06:38.745 --> 01:06:40.913
I mean, you have
wants and needs.

01:06:40.997 --> 01:06:43.415
She likewise.

01:06:43.792 --> 01:06:46.418
Wait for
your pitch, Miosky!

01:06:48.588 --> 01:06:51.382
But she's great.
She's great.
[Ball Strikes Bat]

01:06:51.466 --> 01:06:53.467
Definitely the best girl
I've ever gone out with.

01:06:53.551 --> 01:06:57.137
The... The smartest,
the funniest,
the best-looking.

01:06:57.222 --> 01:06:59.431
The sex is like
the... Well...

01:07:01.434 --> 01:07:04.103
But there's a reason why
she's 30 and not married.

01:07:04.187 --> 01:07:05.854
I mean, you gotta see
the big deal
she's making about

01:07:05.939 --> 01:07:07.523
her friend's
birthday party.

01:07:07.607 --> 01:07:10.192
Oh, God. She's making
a federal case about it.

01:07:10.276 --> 01:07:14.071
I'm, like, hey, what if
I had to work that night?
What if I had a second job?

01:07:14.155 --> 01:07:17.241
You know?
What if I was doing
charity work? Is that cool?

01:07:17.325 --> 01:07:19.368
What if I'm, like,
finishing a painting?

01:07:19.452 --> 01:07:20.869
Is that...
You understand me now?

01:07:21.037 --> 01:07:22.871
See my point?
It's not the time.

01:07:22.956 --> 01:07:25.332
It's she doesn't respect
how I'm spending my time.

01:07:25.417 --> 01:07:27.876
And now she expects me
to miss a Yankees game?

01:07:27.961 --> 01:07:29.878
[Laughs]
Whatever.

01:07:29.963 --> 01:07:32.339
[Man]
Let's go, Murph.
You're up.

01:07:33.633 --> 01:07:36.218
All right,
Mr. Wrightman.
I gotta bat.

01:07:36.302 --> 01:07:38.804
Let me just leave you
with this thought.

01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:39.972
You love the Sox.

01:07:41.141 --> 01:07:43.350
But have they ever
loved you back?

01:07:48.940 --> 01:07:52.734
Who are you, Dr. Phil?
Get out of here. Go hit...
Go swing the bat.

01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:57.990
[Man Announcing]
The Red Sox
started off tonight

01:07:58.074 --> 01:08:00.492
three games behind
the Yankees.

01:08:00.577 --> 01:08:05.539
Pedro delivers. The ball is
lined over Bellhorn's head
into right center field.

01:08:05.623 --> 01:08:10.002
That'll get another run across
as the Yankees extend
their lead.

01:08:10.086 --> 01:08:13.672
[Jazz]

01:08:15.633 --> 01:08:17.843
[Jazz Continues]

01:08:19.929 --> 01:08:24.183
Benny boy,
I still can't believe
you're not at the Yankee game.

01:08:24.267 --> 01:08:27.060
Yeah, well, if the Yankees
looked that good in a dress,

01:08:27.312 --> 01:08:29.688
I'd be at the game.

01:08:40.992 --> 01:08:42.993
[Glass Clinking]

01:08:44.954 --> 01:08:48.040
There's no way to measure
what she is worth.

01:08:48.124 --> 01:08:50.918
I'm the luckiest man
on the face of the Earth.

01:08:51.002 --> 01:08:53.295
[Crowd Murmuring]
Her, uh...

01:08:53.379 --> 01:08:56.256
Hang on. Hang on.
Okay. "I'm the luckiest man
on the face of the Earth.

01:08:56.341 --> 01:08:58.592
"Her face, her form,
her sweet, loving smile.

01:08:59.093 --> 01:09:02.554
And she even lets me
dance around in her panties
once in a while."

01:09:02.639 --> 01:09:04.515
[All Gasp]
My parents are here!

01:09:04.599 --> 01:09:08.060
[Cheering]
Really embarrassing.
Really bad.

01:09:08.311 --> 01:09:09.937
I love you,
birthday girl.

01:09:10.230 --> 01:09:11.522
I love you.

01:09:12.982 --> 01:09:14.441
[Big Band Jazz]

01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:27.746
[Pop]

01:09:28.248 --> 01:09:31.667
And so the conversation
turned

01:09:32.252 --> 01:09:35.212
Until the sun went down

01:09:36.047 --> 01:09:39.591
And many fantasies
were learned

01:09:40.718 --> 01:09:42.636
On that day

01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:45.514
Keep feeling fascination

01:09:45.598 --> 01:09:48.267
[Jazz]

01:09:49.936 --> 01:09:53.188
Have I a hope
or half a chance

01:09:53.273 --> 01:09:57.276
To even ask
if I could dance with you

01:09:59.237 --> 01:10:00.779
Yoo-hoo

01:10:01.990 --> 01:10:06.577
Would you greet me
or politely turn away

01:10:08.204 --> 01:10:13.041
Would there suddenly be
sunshine on a cold and

01:10:13.126 --> 01:10:14.376
[Vocalizing: "Dirty Water"]

01:10:14.460 --> 01:10:17.170
[Man On Radio]
Yankee bats
have come alive tonight.

01:10:17.255 --> 01:10:19.631
What's up, my man?
Oh. The game.

01:10:19.716 --> 01:10:22.718
No, no. Hey.
It's fine. It's fine.

01:10:23.136 --> 01:10:24.720
It's fine.
Okay.

01:10:24.804 --> 01:10:27.598
[Man] None have been
successful so far against
this powerful Yankee offense.

01:10:27.682 --> 01:10:29.641
6-0, Yankees.
[Chuckles]

01:10:29.726 --> 01:10:31.602
[Man] Timlin ready to face
the left fielder,
Hideki Matsui.

01:10:31.686 --> 01:10:33.061
Timlin to the belt.

01:10:33.146 --> 01:10:34.813
Here's the pitch.
[Ball Dings Against Bat]

01:10:34.897 --> 01:10:37.316
Swung on.
A drive hit high and deep.

01:10:37.400 --> 01:10:39.401
And this one is gone.

01:10:39.485 --> 01:10:42.112
7-0.
Matsui has hit his second
home run of the night.

01:10:42.196 --> 01:10:44.323
Hey. It's only a game.

01:10:47.869 --> 01:10:49.828
That was like...

01:10:50.997 --> 01:10:53.415
Yeah.

01:10:53.499 --> 01:10:55.667
I mean...
I mean, you were...

01:10:56.669 --> 01:10:59.046
Thank you.

01:10:59.130 --> 01:11:02.007
Not... Not just physically.

01:11:02.091 --> 01:11:06.094
I mean, it felt like...
Like we were...

01:11:07.847 --> 01:11:09.848
Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles]

01:11:12.185 --> 01:11:15.145
I think this might be
the greatest night of my life.

01:11:19.776 --> 01:11:21.985
[Phone Rings]

01:11:28.785 --> 01:11:31.078
Hello.
[Men Shouting]

01:11:31.162 --> 01:11:35.040
Hold on.
I think it's Troy.
It's really noisy.

01:11:36.542 --> 01:11:38.877
Hey. Do you want
some food?
Yeah.

01:11:38.961 --> 01:11:41.421
Okay.
Hello?

01:11:42.674 --> 01:11:43.799
Hey, what's that noise?

01:11:44.384 --> 01:11:46.343
Ben, we won! We won!

01:11:46.886 --> 01:11:49.346
We were losing 7-0
in the bottom of the ninth!

01:11:49.430 --> 01:11:51.682
We scored eight runs!
Ten straight hits!

01:11:51.766 --> 01:11:55.519
It was unbelievable, man!
It's the greatest night
in the history of Fenway Park!

01:11:55.603 --> 01:11:59.147
Can you hear this?
It's bedlam here, man!

01:11:59.232 --> 01:12:03.068
Yes! By... by the end,
the stands were
literally shaking!

01:12:03.152 --> 01:12:04.236
The fire marshal
had to get the...

01:12:04.529 --> 01:12:06.780
[Indistinct]
To stop jumping up and down!

01:12:08.658 --> 01:12:10.826
The one game you missed!

01:12:10.910 --> 01:12:13.870
You missed
the greatest game ever!

01:12:13.996 --> 01:12:16.498
[Yelling]
[Beeps Off]

01:12:18.126 --> 01:12:21.586
[Cheering On TV]
This is an historic night,
Natalie.

01:12:21.671 --> 01:12:27.426
And word is these
tickets stubs are already
getting $200 on the street.

01:12:27.927 --> 01:12:31.680
I have seen at least
a dozen women celebrating
topless in the streets.

01:12:31.764 --> 01:12:36.017
Moments ago I witnessed
a nun dancing on top of
a moving vehicle.

01:12:36.102 --> 01:12:40.188
I have seen police officers
toasting beer
with underage children.

01:12:40.273 --> 01:12:41.565
It is absolute bedlam
down here.

01:12:41.649 --> 01:12:44.276
Right now I think
we're witnessing
the largest conga line ever.

01:12:44.360 --> 01:12:46.528
I tell you what.
If you are not down here
right now,

01:12:46.612 --> 01:12:48.447
you're missing
one heck of a party.

01:12:50.074 --> 01:12:52.033
[Whimpers]

01:12:52.118 --> 01:12:56.705
There are three eggs
in Spanish omelet

01:12:56.789 --> 01:13:00.000
[Whistling]

01:13:00.293 --> 01:13:02.836
Hi. Would you like
an omelet?

01:13:04.464 --> 01:13:06.465
They... Won.

01:13:06.549 --> 01:13:08.550
The Red Sox?

01:13:08.634 --> 01:13:11.511
Oh, good!
This really is your night.

01:13:11.596 --> 01:13:12.929
No. You don't understand.

01:13:13.014 --> 01:13:15.807
They scored eight runs
in the bottom
of the ninth to win 8-7.

01:13:15.892 --> 01:13:19.186
It was the best game ever.
I... I can't...

01:13:19.270 --> 01:13:21.271
I... I never miss a game.

01:13:21.355 --> 01:13:23.607
Ever.
This is like a nightmare.

01:13:24.025 --> 01:13:27.027
No, this is beyond that.
This is like a punishment
from God or something.

01:13:27.111 --> 01:13:29.863
Two minutes ago you said
this was the best night
of your life.

01:13:29.947 --> 01:13:32.199
Yeah. Two minutes ago
it was.

01:13:33.034 --> 01:13:35.243
Hey. I didn't tell you
not to go.

01:13:35.328 --> 01:13:37.204
Oh, no. No, no.
Of course not. No.

01:13:37.288 --> 01:13:39.915
You had nothing to do with it.
I just suddenly had a whim,

01:13:39.999 --> 01:13:43.460
after 11 years of never
missing an inning, to suddenly
not go to a Yankees game.

01:13:43.878 --> 01:13:46.046
[Lindsey] Hey.
[Whimpers]

01:13:47.465 --> 01:13:50.759
Wasn't it you yourself
that said just tonight,

01:13:50.843 --> 01:13:52.177
"It's only a game"?

01:13:52.595 --> 01:13:55.055
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
Pile it on. Yeah.

01:13:55.181 --> 01:13:58.183
Kick me when I'm down.
That's great.
It is just a game.

01:13:58.351 --> 01:14:00.477
Clearly, it's not
just a game!

01:14:00.853 --> 01:14:04.147
If it was,
then obviously I wouldn't
care about it this much.

01:14:04.232 --> 01:14:05.690
Twenty-three years.

01:14:05.900 --> 01:14:08.193
Do you still care about
anything you cared about
23 years ago?

01:14:09.153 --> 01:14:11.488
How about 10?
How about five?

01:14:11.572 --> 01:14:14.533
Name me a single thing
that you've cared about
for 23 years.

01:14:16.285 --> 01:14:21.289
Yeah. No, um,
there isn't actually anything
I've wanted for 23 years

01:14:21.457 --> 01:14:23.959
because 23 years ago
I was seven,

01:14:24.043 --> 01:14:28.713
and if I still wanted to marry
Scott Baio, I would think that
my life went terribly wrong.

01:14:31.008 --> 01:14:34.010
I... I just thought tonight
was so different.

01:14:34.095 --> 01:14:36.096
You broke my heart, Ben.

01:14:37.181 --> 01:14:38.849
Hey.

01:14:51.445 --> 01:14:53.530
[Shouting, Faint]

01:14:55.491 --> 01:14:57.534
Awesome!
Whoo-hoo!

01:14:57.618 --> 01:14:59.536
Wow!

01:14:59.620 --> 01:15:02.414
Wow!
Yeah, baby!

01:15:06.377 --> 01:15:08.753
[Man Announcing]
Well, the Red Sox's
once-promising season

01:15:08.838 --> 01:15:11.590
has certainly taken
a turn for the worse.

01:15:12.758 --> 01:15:17.137
Losing the last three games,
and today trailing
to the Texas Rangers.

01:15:17.722 --> 01:15:19.180
Curse of the Bambino.

01:15:19.265 --> 01:15:21.683
To think we quit our jobs
for that road trip.

01:15:21.767 --> 01:15:23.685
It's not a curse.

01:15:23.769 --> 01:15:27.272
Did you know the Titanic
sank the same week
Fenway Park opened?

01:15:27.607 --> 01:15:29.316
April 1912.

01:15:34.530 --> 01:15:36.615
Oh, you...

01:15:36.699 --> 01:15:38.992
[Crowd Booing]
Well, that's it.

01:15:39.076 --> 01:15:41.077
The Yankees officially
clinch the division.

01:15:41.162 --> 01:15:44.706
Seven years in a row now,
we finish with our faces
in their butts.

01:15:44.790 --> 01:15:48.418
Hey, hey, hey.
It's not time to jump off
the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?

01:15:48.502 --> 01:15:50.045
We still have the wild card.

01:15:50.129 --> 01:15:53.632
Oh, that's easy.
First we gotta beat Oakland
or Anaheim, on the road.

01:15:53.716 --> 01:15:56.176
Then we gotta play
the Yankees
in the house of pain.

01:15:56.469 --> 01:15:59.012
Why do we inflict this
on ourselves?

01:15:59.096 --> 01:16:00.805
Why?

01:16:00.890 --> 01:16:02.807
I'll tell you why.

01:16:02.975 --> 01:16:05.352
'Cause the Red Sox
never let you down.

01:16:05.937 --> 01:16:08.772
Huh?
That's right. I mean...

01:16:08.856 --> 01:16:11.608
Why? 'Cause they haven't
won a world series
in a century or so?

01:16:11.692 --> 01:16:14.110
So what?
They're here.

01:16:14.195 --> 01:16:16.571
Every April, they're here.

01:16:16.656 --> 01:16:20.116
At 1:05 or at 7:05,
there is a game.

01:16:20.201 --> 01:16:23.620
And if it gets rained out,
guess what.
They make it up to you.

01:16:23.955 --> 01:16:25.914
Does anyone else
in your life do that?

01:16:25.998 --> 01:16:27.874
The Red Sox
don't get divorced.

01:16:28.167 --> 01:16:31.378
This is a real family.
This is the family
that's here for you.

01:16:31.462 --> 01:16:34.214
You know, I don't ask her
to give up her family, do I?

01:16:34.298 --> 01:16:38.385
Come on!
Let's get some runs!
Let's get some runs!

01:16:38.719 --> 01:16:42.180
You know the best part?
I can get over her
because I am a Red Sox fan.

01:16:42.974 --> 01:16:46.059
I mean, I'm tough.
I've been through a lot
in this park, man.

01:16:46.143 --> 01:16:48.019
I can take this.

01:16:48.104 --> 01:16:50.188
Because I am bulletproof.

01:16:50.856 --> 01:16:52.273
[Music]
Carl Yastrzemski
Carl Yastrzemski

01:16:52.358 --> 01:16:54.067
[Announcer
On TV, Indistinct]

01:16:54.151 --> 01:16:57.904
Carl Yastrzemski
the man we call Yaz
we love him

01:16:57.989 --> 01:16:59.155
Carl Yastrzemski

01:16:59.240 --> 01:17:01.282
[Man Announcing]
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!

01:17:01.367 --> 01:17:02.409
Carl Yastrzemski

01:17:02.493 --> 01:17:05.161
Here comes Knight,
and the Mets win it!

01:17:05.246 --> 01:17:06.871
[Continues]

01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:11.251
[Continues]
[Knocking]

01:17:11.335 --> 01:17:13.753
[Troy]
Open the door, man!

01:17:13.879 --> 01:17:15.839
[Yelling]
Little roller
up along first.

01:17:15.923 --> 01:17:19.926
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!

01:17:20.011 --> 01:17:22.554
Oh, my God.
The Buckner game?

01:17:22.638 --> 01:17:24.472
I thought you took
that away from him!
I did!

01:17:24.557 --> 01:17:25.598
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!

01:17:25.683 --> 01:17:26.933
Carl Yastrzemski

01:17:27.018 --> 01:17:28.977
The man they call Yaz

01:17:29.061 --> 01:17:30.562
And the Mets win it!

01:17:39.572 --> 01:17:42.657
It wasn't just Buckner.
Stanley screwed him.

01:17:42.742 --> 01:17:44.075
He didn't cover first.

01:17:44.410 --> 01:17:47.370
Where'd you get this?
I... I don't remember.

01:17:47.496 --> 01:17:50.040
Don't lie to me.
Right. Do you have
any more of these?

01:17:50.124 --> 01:17:52.083
Huh? Where's your stash?

01:17:52.418 --> 01:17:54.252
Ben, this isn't
helping you.

01:17:55.004 --> 01:17:57.881
You understand that?
This solves nothing!

01:17:58.591 --> 01:18:00.383
Ben, look at you.

01:18:00.468 --> 01:18:01.926
Yeah, leave me alone.

01:18:04.221 --> 01:18:07.265
All right.
Let's clean him up.
[Gerard] Come on.

01:18:07.349 --> 01:18:10.060
I let her down.
Let's go.

01:18:10.144 --> 01:18:12.270
I am the Red Sox.
You're not
the Red Sox.

01:18:12.354 --> 01:18:14.481
I am the Red Sox.
You're not the Red Sox.

01:18:15.608 --> 01:18:17.275
Get him up on the shoulder
there, Gerard.

01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:19.486
I got the
shoulder right now.

01:18:19.570 --> 01:18:22.906
What are you doing?
Relax. I'm a doctor.

01:18:22.990 --> 01:18:26.993
Yeah, well, not to pry,
Doc, but why are you
shaving my balls?

01:18:28.871 --> 01:18:32.040
Well, if you don't
want me to...
No, I don't want you to.

01:18:32.124 --> 01:18:34.125
Whatever.
Hey.

01:18:40.132 --> 01:18:42.008
[Man #1]
Bottom of the 10th.

01:18:42.093 --> 01:18:44.719
[Man #2]
Swing and a fly ball
to left field! Way back!

01:18:44.804 --> 01:18:47.347
Way back!
The Red Sox are going

01:18:47.431 --> 01:18:50.141
to the American League
Championship Series

01:18:50.226 --> 01:18:52.936
on the back of David Ortiz!

01:18:53.020 --> 01:18:54.604
All right. You've been
waiting all year for this.

01:18:54.688 --> 01:18:57.941
The Yankees, Red Sox,
the best rivalry in sports
starts tonight.

01:18:58.025 --> 01:19:00.443
8:00, Yankee stadium.
Let's get it on.

01:19:00.736 --> 01:19:03.613
[Man Announcing]
The 2-2 pitch.
Mueller back to Rivera.

01:19:03.697 --> 01:19:06.908
To second for one.
On to first. Double play!

01:19:06.992 --> 01:19:09.077
And the Yankees take game one.

01:19:09.912 --> 01:19:13.248
[Man Announcing]
The Yankees are a strike away.
Here's a 1-2 pitch.

01:19:13.332 --> 01:19:16.417
Struck him out swinging
that'll wrap it up.

01:19:16.502 --> 01:19:20.421
For the second night in a row,
the Yankees have beaten
the Red Sox.

01:19:21.507 --> 01:19:24.425
Here's a 2-0.
Mueller flies to center.

01:19:24.510 --> 01:19:27.929
Bernie Williams is there,
and the Yankees have won it.

01:19:28.013 --> 01:19:31.141
The end of a long night,
and perhaps the end for
the Boston Red Sox,

01:19:31.225 --> 01:19:35.061
losing tonight 19-8,
now falling in the series
three games to none.

01:19:35.146 --> 01:19:37.647
I mean, this thing is over.
They keep swinging the bats

01:19:37.731 --> 01:19:39.691
the way they are, Don,
this thing's done.

01:19:44.196 --> 01:19:46.531
19-8. Good God.

01:19:46.824 --> 01:19:49.367
Will you stop
saying that? Okay?

01:19:50.202 --> 01:19:53.079
Now, who we pitching
tomorrow?
What's the difference?

01:19:53.164 --> 01:19:55.623
We're losing
three games to nothing
to the Yankees.

01:19:55.708 --> 01:19:58.543
In a hundred years,
no team in the play-offs
has ever come back from that.

01:19:58.878 --> 01:20:02.422
It's over. It's finished.
Bye. Wave to it.
Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie.

01:20:02.506 --> 01:20:06.176
Oh. Isn't that
Jason Varitek?

01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:09.554
[Kevin]
Yeah. That is him.

01:20:09.638 --> 01:20:11.556
With Johnny Damon and Trot.

01:20:11.682 --> 01:20:14.142
[Troy]
They're eating.
So what?

01:20:14.226 --> 01:20:17.437
So what? We're sitting here
dining on our guts
over the Red Sox.

01:20:17.521 --> 01:20:20.356
And there three members
of the Red Sox are eating.

01:20:20.441 --> 01:20:22.483
With gusto?

01:20:22.568 --> 01:20:24.777
Ironic.
Ironic?

01:20:24.862 --> 01:20:27.864
Ted Williams would roll over
in his freezer if he saw this.

01:20:28.324 --> 01:20:29.949
[Gerard]
Would you please be cool?

01:20:30.492 --> 01:20:32.243
Why shouldn't they eat?

01:20:32.328 --> 01:20:35.288
They... They played hard.
They did their best. Move on.

01:20:38.292 --> 01:20:40.251
I kind of envy these guys.

01:20:40.669 --> 01:20:43.254
You know. No.
They understand something
that we don't.

01:20:44.715 --> 01:20:46.216
Their whole life
isn't out in that field.

01:20:46.300 --> 01:20:48.468
It's their job.
It's not an obsession.

01:20:50.137 --> 01:20:52.138
My God!

01:20:52.640 --> 01:20:54.098
It's official.
I'm an idiot.

01:21:02.775 --> 01:21:04.943
[Laughter]

01:21:05.027 --> 01:21:07.403
[Lindsey]
That's funny because
I was gonna...

01:21:07.488 --> 01:21:09.781
[Doorbell Rings]

01:21:11.575 --> 01:21:13.701
[Lindsey]
Can you get the door?
[Man] Sure.

01:21:16.914 --> 01:21:18.164
[Speakers: Pop]

01:21:18.249 --> 01:21:19.457
Hello.

01:21:20.501 --> 01:21:24.128
Uh, is... Is Lindsey...
Who are you?

01:21:24.213 --> 01:21:26.422
I'm Patrick.
Who are you?

01:21:27.466 --> 01:21:30.510
I'm Ben.
Oh, Ernie.
Stop it, Ernie.

01:21:30.594 --> 01:21:32.011
Please.
Hey, Ern.

01:21:32.096 --> 01:21:34.639
[Growls]
Ernie! Ernie, be nice.

01:21:35.516 --> 01:21:37.892
You be a good boy now.
[Music Continues]

01:21:37.977 --> 01:21:39.936
Uh...
Come on. Sorry.

01:21:41.313 --> 01:21:43.189
Ben.
Hi.

01:21:43.315 --> 01:21:46.651
[Continues]
Uh, what are you...
What are you, having a party?

01:21:47.194 --> 01:21:50.154
Uh, a group of us, um,
just had this work thing,

01:21:50.239 --> 01:21:52.824
and then some of us
came back here after.

01:21:53.909 --> 01:21:55.994
Um, I'm gonna
talk to him, okay?

01:21:56.078 --> 01:21:58.746
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.

01:22:01.959 --> 01:22:04.502
Are you...
Are you on a date?
No. It's...

01:22:05.838 --> 01:22:07.255
It's a work thing.

01:22:07.339 --> 01:22:10.800
I didn't want to go alone,
so, you know... Carrie
and Ezra are here as well.

01:22:10.884 --> 01:22:12.677
Oh. So it's a double date.

01:22:12.761 --> 01:22:15.346
Well, that's...
That's perfect.
That's great.

01:22:15.431 --> 01:22:17.223
Ben, what are you
doing here?

01:22:17.308 --> 01:22:19.350
I... I wanted to
talk to you. I...

01:22:20.936 --> 01:22:23.062
I can't believe
you're on a date.
This is like...

01:22:23.188 --> 01:22:26.399
I'm not.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Look. I'll call ya.

01:22:26.483 --> 01:22:28.526
Sorry I bothered you.
I'll call ya.

01:22:29.778 --> 01:22:31.571
No, no.
This is crazy.
I'm sorry.

01:22:31.655 --> 01:22:34.907
I came here for a reason.
All right. Look.
I love you, Lindsey.

01:22:35.242 --> 01:22:38.494
And I think that we should
give this another chance.

01:22:40.331 --> 01:22:43.249
Did you hear me?
Ben...

01:22:43.792 --> 01:22:45.585
Oh... Look, look, look.

01:22:45.669 --> 01:22:48.087
You finish your evening.
All right?
I'll hang out here,

01:22:48.172 --> 01:22:50.048
and when you're done
with your date,
we'll get married.

01:22:54.261 --> 01:22:55.803
I don't think so.

01:22:57.222 --> 01:22:59.265
Hey. What are you saying?
I mean...

01:22:59.350 --> 01:23:00.808
You know, you said
you wanted more.

01:23:00.893 --> 01:23:04.228
I mean, this is
as more as there is.
There is no more.

01:23:04.480 --> 01:23:07.106
Yes. But this isn't you.
This is the other guy.

01:23:07.399 --> 01:23:09.233
What other guy?
It's October.

01:23:09.568 --> 01:23:13.029
They're one game from
elimination. You're becoming
Winter Guy again.

01:23:13.113 --> 01:23:15.073
I already know
I like Winter Guy.

01:23:15.157 --> 01:23:17.367
It's Summer Guy
that broke my heart.

01:23:17.743 --> 01:23:19.410
Summer Guy is gone.

01:23:20.245 --> 01:23:22.205
Yes, until summer.

01:23:22.289 --> 01:23:25.083
No, no, no. Look.
Lindsey, I realize, like...
Ben,

01:23:26.710 --> 01:23:29.045
just too much
has happened.

01:23:31.256 --> 01:23:32.673
Oh.

01:23:32.758 --> 01:23:34.592
All right.
Look, look. Uh...

01:23:34.676 --> 01:23:37.387
When the whole
baby thing happened,
I admit I froze.

01:23:37.471 --> 01:23:40.515
All right. I thought of
a million different reasons
why I shouldn't be a father.

01:23:40.599 --> 01:23:43.601
But then I thought of
a reason why I should.

01:23:43.685 --> 01:23:45.686
Because it would be ours.

01:23:45.771 --> 01:23:48.731
You know, it's pieces of us.
And I got so excited.

01:23:48.816 --> 01:23:51.192
I mean, like, I went,
and I got a whole bunch
of Red Sox toys...

01:23:51.276 --> 01:23:53.528
And a little
size-one Red Sox jersey,

01:23:53.612 --> 01:23:56.197
like, for a player
to be named later.

01:23:56.698 --> 01:23:59.117
I still have it
for... Whenever.

01:24:02.371 --> 01:24:04.914
Ben, I just got so hurt.

01:24:04.998 --> 01:24:06.999
Really hurt.

01:24:08.460 --> 01:24:10.461
And sometimes,

01:24:10.546 --> 01:24:12.547
when that happens...

01:24:14.216 --> 01:24:17.677
[Sighs]
Something inside
just shuts off.

01:24:21.849 --> 01:24:23.808
I'm sorry.

01:24:31.650 --> 01:24:33.651
[Sobs]

01:24:40.951 --> 01:24:44.412
I never felt magic
crazy as this

01:24:46.582 --> 01:24:50.168
I never saw moons
knew the meaning of the sea

01:24:51.545 --> 01:24:55.256
I never held emotion
in the palm of my hand

01:24:56.842 --> 01:25:00.511
Or felt sweet breezes
in the top of a tree

01:25:00.888 --> 01:25:02.513
But now you're here

01:25:04.725 --> 01:25:08.019
Brighten my northern sky

01:25:09.521 --> 01:25:11.689
Oh. None for me.
[Robin]
Oh, come on.

01:25:11.815 --> 01:25:13.483
Since when did
you stop drinking?
Yeah.

01:25:13.567 --> 01:25:16.027
Since I... Got pregnant.

01:25:16.111 --> 01:25:18.029
[All Gasp]

01:25:18.113 --> 01:25:20.907
Molly.
I knew it!

01:25:20.991 --> 01:25:22.992
You did not.
Mm-hmm.

01:25:23.076 --> 01:25:25.995
I told Lindsey. I said,
"Her boobs look engorged."
Was Steve excited?

01:25:26.079 --> 01:25:28.831
Are you kidding? He ran out
and bought him... Her...

01:25:28.916 --> 01:25:31.000
A little train engineer hat.
[Cell Phone Rings]

01:25:31.126 --> 01:25:33.794
Oh, I'm sorry.
They do that, don't they?
Little hats...

01:25:33.879 --> 01:25:36.422
Hello. It's Chris!
You gotta come with me.

01:25:36.548 --> 01:25:39.675
Molly's pregnant.
Mr. Myerson just announced
you got the promotion.

01:25:39.801 --> 01:25:43.346
Oh, God! Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Now my breasts are engorged.

01:25:43.472 --> 01:25:45.973
That was Lindsey.
She got her promotion.
[Carrie] He's waiting.

01:25:46.058 --> 01:25:47.141
He's holding champagne.

01:25:47.226 --> 01:25:49.310
Everybody's got a glass.
I told him you're in
the ladies' room.

01:25:49.394 --> 01:25:51.312
Oh. Thank you. Okay.
[Laughs]

01:25:51.396 --> 01:25:54.440
Well... Wait.
I gotta... I'm so sorry.
I gotta go.

01:25:54.525 --> 01:25:56.025
Go, go.

01:25:56.109 --> 01:25:57.777
I gotta go.
Guess what Chris is
doing right now.

01:25:57.861 --> 01:26:00.446
He's buying Ben's
baseball tickets.

01:26:00.948 --> 01:26:02.823
What?

01:26:02.908 --> 01:26:05.284
Ben is selling Chris
his Red Sox tickets.

01:26:05.410 --> 01:26:08.829
Lindsey, please. Let's go!
Wait. You mean, like,
um, for today.

01:26:09.540 --> 01:26:13.459
No. I mean, like, forever.
For 125,000,
it better be forever.

01:26:13.752 --> 01:26:16.170
Are you guys that rich?

01:26:16.713 --> 01:26:18.172
Yeah.

01:26:18.257 --> 01:26:20.258
Why don't you
dress better?

01:26:20.592 --> 01:26:22.176
Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

01:26:22.261 --> 01:26:25.888
Ben... My Ben... is selling
his Red Sox seats?

01:26:25.973 --> 01:26:28.808
To hell with the seats.
They're holding champagne.

01:26:29.101 --> 01:26:30.810
Come on.

01:26:31.353 --> 01:26:34.313
[Crowd]
Let's go, Red Sox!
[Clapping]

01:26:34.398 --> 01:26:36.482
Let's go, Red Sox!

01:26:38.443 --> 01:26:40.695
You know,
what you're doing is illegal.

01:26:40.779 --> 01:26:43.030
That's right. Technically,
if you give up your tickets,

01:26:43.115 --> 01:26:45.157
you're supposed to give 'em
to the Red Sox.

01:26:45.242 --> 01:26:48.286
Hey. We're friends. Okay?
They'll still be in his name.

01:26:48.370 --> 01:26:51.122
They'll mail them to him,
then he'll give them to me.

01:26:51.206 --> 01:26:53.165
Does the guy with
the big squash always sit
in front of you?

01:26:53.250 --> 01:26:54.375
He's new.

01:26:54.459 --> 01:26:56.544
I don't know.
You want the tickets or not?

01:26:56.628 --> 01:26:59.005
Come on. Ow!
Shame on you.

01:26:59.089 --> 01:27:01.716
Your Uncle Carl
saw 3,000 games
from these seats.

01:27:01.800 --> 01:27:04.969
He's gonna come back
and haunt you for this.

01:27:05.053 --> 01:27:08.264
[Applause]
[Man] Speech!

01:27:10.183 --> 01:27:11.726
Let's go. Come on.

01:27:11.810 --> 01:27:14.812
Well, first,
thank you, Mr. Myerson.

01:27:14.896 --> 01:27:16.314
Um...
[Clears Throat]

01:27:16.398 --> 01:27:19.275
The truth is
I... I like it here.

01:27:19.359 --> 01:27:20.776
I like this work.

01:27:21.653 --> 01:27:23.613
I know what I'm doing
when I'm here.

01:27:24.656 --> 01:27:27.074
In fact,
it's the only place...

01:27:27.159 --> 01:27:29.368
Where I know what I'm doing.

01:27:30.162 --> 01:27:32.163
This is, uh, controllable.

01:27:33.415 --> 01:27:35.416
It's safe.

01:27:37.377 --> 01:27:39.170
Oh, my God.

01:27:39.254 --> 01:27:42.465
He's selling
his Red Sox tickets for me.

01:27:42.549 --> 01:27:45.593
What have I ever
given up for anybody
that meant that much?

01:27:45.677 --> 01:27:48.679
I'm sorry.
I know this seems crazy,
but I gotta go.

01:27:49.681 --> 01:27:51.182
You realize
you're selling your seats

01:27:51.266 --> 01:27:53.517
for exactly the same price
they sold Babe Ruth for.

01:27:53.602 --> 01:27:57.355
You said it yourself.
Relationships come and go,
but the Red Sox are forever.

01:27:57.981 --> 01:27:59.899
I want my sponges back.

01:28:00.025 --> 01:28:03.027
Would you be selling these
tickets if we were winning?
I bet you wouldn't.

01:28:03.654 --> 01:28:05.404
We're never winning.
That's the point.

01:28:05.489 --> 01:28:07.365
We're down three games
to nothing. It's 4-3.

01:28:07.449 --> 01:28:09.450
They got Rivera warming up
in the bull pen. Look.

01:28:09.534 --> 01:28:11.494
[Man On P.A.]
Designated hitter. Number 18.

01:28:11.578 --> 01:28:13.412
John Olerud.

01:28:13.497 --> 01:28:16.457
Look. If I keep
these seats,

01:28:16.625 --> 01:28:18.876
all I'll think about
every time I'm here is...

01:28:20.087 --> 01:28:22.213
Is what I gave up for them.

01:28:22.297 --> 01:28:24.131
[Tires Squeal]

01:28:24.216 --> 01:28:26.217
[Tires Screech]

01:28:29.721 --> 01:28:31.972
Excuse me.
Is there a ticket window
somewhere?

01:28:32.099 --> 01:28:34.767
Sold out, sweetie.
It's the play-offs.
All right.

01:28:34.893 --> 01:28:37.395
Hey. Hey.
You need tickets?
Oh. You too.

01:28:37.479 --> 01:28:38.938
No, no.
I got tickets.

01:28:39.606 --> 01:28:41.941
We... Then why the sign?
That's for the cops.

01:28:42.025 --> 01:28:44.443
Everybody knows when you say
you need tickets,
means you have tickets.

01:28:44.569 --> 01:28:47.905
Okay. I need a ticket.
Calm down.
I got two. 300 apiece.

01:28:48.240 --> 01:28:49.990
What?
Hey. The only reason
they're that cheap

01:28:50.075 --> 01:28:52.034
is because
it's the eighth inning.
Fine.

01:28:52.119 --> 01:28:54.870
I'll take one.
I can't split 'em up.

01:28:59.960 --> 01:29:02.336
Thank you.
Hey, hey.
You know what?

01:29:02.421 --> 01:29:06.298
Since you only need the one
ticket, I'll buy the other one
back for, like, 50 bucks.

01:29:06.383 --> 01:29:08.926
Oh, okay.
That sounds good. Oops.

01:29:09.010 --> 01:29:10.678
Enjoy the game.

01:29:11.722 --> 01:29:15.725
[Cheering]
Ben, how do you know
she'll even take you back?

01:29:16.101 --> 01:29:18.853
It's... It's not just
for her, okay?
It's also for me, okay?

01:29:18.937 --> 01:29:21.939
I gotta get
my life in order.
Some perspective.

01:29:22.023 --> 01:29:23.941
Some balance.
Hey. We've got a deal.

01:29:24.776 --> 01:29:26.318
I'll buy your seats.

01:29:27.863 --> 01:29:29.447
It's a real ticket.

01:29:29.531 --> 01:29:31.699
Oh, it's a real ticket,
but you're at
the wrong entrance.

01:29:31.783 --> 01:29:33.033
You're way over
in center field.

01:29:33.118 --> 01:29:34.660
I just gotta get in
for a minute...

01:29:34.745 --> 01:29:37.705
That's a ploy.
I know it's a ploy.
You're in center field.

01:29:37.914 --> 01:29:39.123
Fine.

01:29:40.584 --> 01:29:42.209
[Man Announcing]
Ground ball
to the right side.

01:29:42.294 --> 01:29:44.462
A race to the bag.
Rivera is there.

01:29:44.546 --> 01:29:48.716
And the Yankees are three
defensive outs away
from the World Series.

01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:49.884
Into the ninth.

01:29:54.097 --> 01:29:56.056
Excuse me.

01:29:56.141 --> 01:29:58.309
Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry.

01:29:58.518 --> 01:30:00.519
Excuse me.
[Woman]
Watch it.

01:30:00.604 --> 01:30:02.813
Excuse me. Sorry.

01:30:07.486 --> 01:30:09.820
Can I borrow these
for a second? Thank you.
Yeah.

01:30:09.905 --> 01:30:11.906
Sure.

01:30:21.291 --> 01:30:23.292
No.

01:30:23.460 --> 01:30:25.503
Why don't you have
a cell phone, you idiot?

01:30:26.505 --> 01:30:29.256
Sign by the red tab.
Initial by the yellow tabs.

01:30:29.674 --> 01:30:32.218
What are you buying,
the stadium?
Look at that thing.

01:30:32.302 --> 01:30:35.513
Floyd the Barber,
we're not in Mayberry, okay?
Thank you.

01:30:37.682 --> 01:30:39.934
Hey. Down in front.
Come on, sweetie.

01:30:40.018 --> 01:30:42.019
Hold your horses, buddy.

01:30:42.103 --> 01:30:44.271
[Panting]

01:30:44.356 --> 01:30:46.398
Robin. Wait. No.
I can't talk right now.

01:30:46.483 --> 01:30:48.526
Listen. I just need
Chris's cell phone number.

01:30:55.283 --> 01:30:57.910
[Scoffs]

01:31:01.456 --> 01:31:03.958
[Cell Phone Rings]
That's odd.

01:31:04.042 --> 01:31:06.001
You're having a stroke.
Good.

01:31:06.837 --> 01:31:08.212
I don't want to talk now.
I'm at the ball game.

01:31:08.296 --> 01:31:09.839
Chris!
[Beeps Off]

01:31:09.965 --> 01:31:11.048
Damn it!

01:31:12.968 --> 01:31:14.176
[Sheri]
Ben, come on.

01:31:14.261 --> 01:31:15.678
Don't do it.
This is crazy.

01:31:15.762 --> 01:31:17.680
Think about it, Ben.

01:31:17.764 --> 01:31:19.682
Check's all made out.

01:31:19.766 --> 01:31:22.393
I'll invite you to
some of the games.

01:31:30.277 --> 01:31:32.278
I'm sorry, Uncle Carl.

01:31:33.697 --> 01:31:36.991
[Pen Scribbling]
Another idiot.

01:31:41.788 --> 01:31:44.415
And when you think
it's all over

01:31:44.499 --> 01:31:46.792
[Groans]

01:31:46.877 --> 01:31:51.338
It's not over

01:31:51.423 --> 01:31:54.008
When you think it's all over

01:31:54.092 --> 01:31:55.551
It's not over

01:31:55.635 --> 01:31:57.428
[Crowd Cheering]

01:31:57.512 --> 01:31:59.054
It's not over

01:31:59.139 --> 01:32:00.598
Hold it. Hold it.

01:32:00.682 --> 01:32:04.268
Don, I hate to interrupt,
but something is happening
in center field.

01:32:04.603 --> 01:32:08.606
It's not over

01:32:08.690 --> 01:32:11.358
[Man On TV] This young lady
jumped out of center field.

01:32:11.443 --> 01:32:13.527
No. No. The TV.

01:32:13.612 --> 01:32:15.946
Give her a little credit.
She's pretty impressive.

01:32:16.031 --> 01:32:17.990
[Man #2]
She took her heels off.
[Whimpers]

01:32:18.074 --> 01:32:19.325
Pretty good-looking too.

01:32:20.535 --> 01:32:23.287
♪♪ [Continues]

01:32:29.794 --> 01:32:31.879
♪♪ [Continues]
Go on!

01:32:31.963 --> 01:32:34.673
You see that?
She just grabbed
Johnny Damon's butt.

01:32:34.758 --> 01:32:36.842
Oh, cool!
♪♪ [Continues]

01:32:42.015 --> 01:32:44.683
♪♪ [Continues]
Hey!

01:32:45.060 --> 01:32:47.269
♪♪ [Continues]
Ben!

01:32:50.231 --> 01:32:51.398
Lindsey.
Ben!

01:32:53.610 --> 01:32:55.903
Ben. Ben!

01:32:56.488 --> 01:32:59.073
What are you doing?
You're gonna get arrested.

01:32:59.157 --> 01:33:01.367
Don't sell
your tickets, okay?

01:33:01.451 --> 01:33:03.035
That's why you ran
across the whole field?

01:33:03.119 --> 01:33:05.120
Yes. To stop you.
What?

01:33:05.205 --> 01:33:06.246
You're out of here.

01:33:06.331 --> 01:33:08.791
Just give me a second, okay?
Just give me a second. Please!

01:33:08.875 --> 01:33:12.044
You gotta tell me. Wait.
The outfield- the grass-
is it spongy?

01:33:12.128 --> 01:33:14.380
Ben, focus.
Sorry.

01:33:14.464 --> 01:33:16.215
These seats are
important to you, okay?

01:33:16.299 --> 01:33:18.884
This is your summer family,
your Uncle Carl.

01:33:18.969 --> 01:33:20.386
You love these seats.

01:33:20.470 --> 01:33:22.721
No. I fell in love with this
when I was seven...

01:33:22.806 --> 01:33:24.890
because I had nothing else.

01:33:24.975 --> 01:33:27.476
Now I'm in love with you.
I don't need this.

01:33:27.769 --> 01:33:29.770
I don't want this.

01:33:32.023 --> 01:33:33.816
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

01:33:34.651 --> 01:33:36.735
You love me enough
to sell your tickets.

01:33:36.820 --> 01:33:39.488
I love you enough
not to let you.

01:33:40.532 --> 01:33:43.033
What do you say
we try to do all of it?

01:33:43.118 --> 01:33:45.160
Let's try to jerk one
out of the park.

01:33:45.453 --> 01:33:47.663
That's the sexiest thing
I've ever heard in my life.

01:33:48.331 --> 01:33:50.916
Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with me.

01:33:51.001 --> 01:33:52.835
Ben.
Yeah?

01:33:53.294 --> 01:33:55.295
I'm being arrested.

01:33:56.965 --> 01:33:58.757
All right.
Let her go, buddy.

01:33:59.718 --> 01:34:01.468
Never.

01:34:01.553 --> 01:34:03.971
[Cheering]
♪♪ [Rock]

01:34:04.055 --> 01:34:05.931
♪♪ [Man Singing]

01:34:06.016 --> 01:34:09.435
♪ Hear the crowd roar
to your sound ♪

01:34:09.519 --> 01:34:13.689
♪ Don't blame us
if we ever doubt you ♪

01:34:14.107 --> 01:34:17.026
[All Cheering]
♪♪ [Continues]

01:34:23.742 --> 01:34:26.118
[Al Narrating]
Well, you pretty much
know the rest.

01:34:26.202 --> 01:34:29.747
Rivera walks Millar.
Roberts pinch-runs
and steals second.

01:34:36.337 --> 01:34:37.755
Mueller drives 'em in.

01:34:37.922 --> 01:34:39.923
Ortiz in extra innings.

01:34:40.425 --> 01:34:43.135
Extra innings again
the next night.

01:34:43.261 --> 01:34:46.305
♪♪ [Continues]

01:34:46.723 --> 01:34:49.391
♪♪ [Clapping In Rhythm]

01:34:52.145 --> 01:34:54.188
Schilling's bloody sock
in New York.

01:34:54.481 --> 01:34:56.482
Lowe and Pedro
find their form.

01:34:58.902 --> 01:35:01.070
Damon's grand salami
in game seven.

01:35:05.325 --> 01:35:06.909
Bye-bye, Bambino.

01:35:06.993 --> 01:35:09.578
[Man Announcing]
Boston Red Sox
have won the pennant!

01:35:11.706 --> 01:35:13.123
[Al]
So what am I saying?

01:35:13.208 --> 01:35:16.251
That it was all karma
because Lindsey
came back to Ben?

01:35:16.336 --> 01:35:20.339
Look. All I know is,
when the Red Sox went to
St. Louis for the Series...

01:35:20.423 --> 01:35:22.382
me and the girls
and Artie told them...

01:35:22.467 --> 01:35:24.885
"You two gotta be there
to keep this thing goin'."

01:35:26.596 --> 01:35:29.765
♪♪ [Continues]

01:35:48.284 --> 01:35:50.869
And they went,
and lo and behold-

01:35:50.954 --> 01:35:54.331
[Man Announcing]
Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans
have longed to hear it.

01:35:54.415 --> 01:35:57.501
The Boston Red Sox
are world champions.

01:35:57.585 --> 01:36:01.046
[Al Narrating] And that
night there was a blue moon
and a total eclipse.

01:36:01.131 --> 01:36:03.507
And those are the facts.

01:36:04.217 --> 01:36:07.010
♪♪ [Man Singing]

01:36:15.770 --> 01:36:35.855
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01:38:16.099 --> 01:38:18.016
[Radio Dial Switching]

01:38:18.101 --> 01:38:20.394
[Man On Radio] Come to
Washington Square Tavern
on Beacon Street...

01:38:20.478 --> 01:38:22.813
where Sox fans hang-
[Radio Dial Switching]

01:38:23.439 --> 01:38:26.275
♪♪ [Country]

01:39:19.662 --> 01:39:21.079
[Radio Dial Switching]

01:39:21.164 --> 01:39:23.290
[Man]... cars, S.U.V. S,
trucks and work trucks.

01:39:23.374 --> 01:39:25.584
Come and get 'em
at Cerrone Cadillac.
[Dial Switches]

01:39:26.002 --> 01:39:28.837
♪♪ [Rock]

01:39:44.645 --> 01:39:47.522
♪♪ [Man Singing]

01:40:00.870 --> 01:41:17.112
♪♪ [Continues]

01:41:25.204 --> 01:41:26.788
[Radio Dial Switching]

01:41:26.873 --> 01:41:29.040
[Man] Ask for Kevin,
and get your first drink free.

01:41:29.167 --> 01:41:32.252
Remember.
The Deluxe on Chandler and-
[Radio Dial Switching]

01:41:32.336 --> 01:41:35.881
♪♪ [Pop]
♪♪ [Woman Singing]

01:41:54.317 --> 01:42:11.166
♪♪ [Continues]

01:42:17.215 --> 01:42:19.716
[Man] WEEl in Boston,
the Dennis and Callahan
program.

01:42:20.384 --> 01:42:22.469
[Radio Dial Switching]

01:42:24.055 --> 01:42:27.098
[Man] Rolling.
One, two, three. And-

01:42:27.183 --> 01:42:29.893
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

01:42:38.402 --> 01:42:41.029
♪♪ [Man Singing]

01:43:07.723 --> 01:43:10.392
♪♪ [Continues]

01:43:34.458 --> 01:43:37.460
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

01:43:40.089 --> 01:43:42.882
♪♪ [Man Singing]

01:44:04.280 --> 01:44:09.868
Let's go, Red Sox!
[Clapping]