WEBVTT 00:00:00.999 --> 00:00:20.999 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:23.023 --> 00:00:29.111 I was just off the 16th green in two, and he was buried in the bunker. 00:00:29.279 --> 00:00:32.281 Ginny's been working so hard on the Junior League Charity Ball. 00:00:32.449 --> 00:00:35.117 - How marvelous. - You've got to help with the committee. 00:00:35.285 --> 00:00:38.328 - Of course I will. - You gonna be at the Goldwater rally? 00:00:38.496 --> 00:00:39.830 You bet. I wouldn't miss it. 00:00:39.998 --> 00:00:43.542 We went to Spain last summer, and it's like an entirely different country. 00:00:45.128 --> 00:00:46.962 You see what Jackie Kennedy was wearing? 00:00:47.130 --> 00:00:49.506 - Yes, I did. - Wasn't it beautiful? 00:00:51.134 --> 00:00:55.471 Okay, everyone, 1963 is right around the corner. 00:00:55.638 --> 00:00:57.806 Grab that special someone you love. 00:00:57.974 --> 00:01:00.893 It all started on New Year's Eve, 1962 ... 00:01:01.061 --> 00:01:04.021 ... in my hometown of Pasadena, California ... 00:01:04.189 --> 00:01:07.983 ... when this man and this woman slept together. 00:01:08.151 --> 00:01:12.488 He was 21, she was 42. 00:01:15.992 --> 00:01:17.659 Six months later, the affair ended ... 00:01:19.329 --> 00:01:21.205 ... when the man slept with someone else. 00:01:21.372 --> 00:01:25.667 Not just any someone else, the woman's only daughter. 00:01:25.835 --> 00:01:28.504 As if things needed to get more complicated ... 00:01:28.671 --> 00:01:32.549 ... three days later, the daughter married a different guy. 00:01:32.717 --> 00:01:35.177 No one was aware of the bride's little fling. 00:01:35.345 --> 00:01:38.472 No one, that is, except her mother. 00:01:39.849 --> 00:01:42.559 That could have been the end of the story, but it wasn't. 00:01:44.229 --> 00:01:47.356 The following spring, a book was published. 00:01:47.524 --> 00:01:50.025 The author was a classmate of the young man. 00:01:50.193 --> 00:01:52.194 Not the groom, the other one. 00:01:52.362 --> 00:01:55.030 You know, the one who slept with mother and the daughter? 00:01:55.198 --> 00:01:56.532 Names were changed ... 00:01:56.699 --> 00:02:01.537 ... but that didn't stop all of Pasadena from doing what it does best: gossip. 00:02:01.704 --> 00:02:04.873 And with the Lindus boy too. Her best friend's son. 00:02:05.041 --> 00:02:07.292 No, I-- I heard it was Mary Beth ... 00:02:07.502 --> 00:02:09.128 ... with that Bianchi boy. 00:02:09.295 --> 00:02:11.296 But Mary Beth doesn't have a daughter. 00:02:11.506 --> 00:02:15.634 No, but she has a homosexual son. 00:02:15.802 --> 00:02:19.972 Without any prime suspects, however, interest in the scandal quickly faded. 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:24.768 Guess who showed up stewed last week at the Hunt Club. 00:02:25.562 --> 00:02:28.730 I don't feel the conservative cause has been hurt. Twenty-five ... 00:02:28.898 --> 00:02:31.650 It was, after all, only a book. 00:02:31.818 --> 00:02:34.486 Once again, this could have been the end of the story. 00:02:34.654 --> 00:02:39.032 But then, in 1967, the movie came out. 00:02:39.242 --> 00:02:42.161 For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson ... 00:02:42.328 --> 00:02:45.330 ... here we are, you got me into your house, give me a drink ... 00:02:45.540 --> 00:02:48.584 ... you put on music, now you start opening up your life to me ... 00:02:48.751 --> 00:02:50.502 ... tell me your husband won't be home. 00:02:50.670 --> 00:02:52.421 - So? - Mrs. Robinson ... 00:02:52.589 --> 00:02:54.548 ... you're trying to seduce me. 00:02:57.552 --> 00:02:59.428 Aren't you? 00:02:59.596 --> 00:03:02.848 Well, no, I hadn't thought of it. I feel very flattered ... 00:03:03.057 --> 00:03:07.603 And that's how the deepest, darkest secret of one Pasadena family ... 00:03:07.770 --> 00:03:09.771 ... became immortalized. 00:03:10.857 --> 00:03:12.858 Ever since, people in town have wondered ... 00:03:13.067 --> 00:03:17.696 ... who is the real Benjamin Braddock and who is the real Mrs. Robinson. 00:03:18.281 --> 00:03:21.658 All this happened over 30 years ago. 00:03:21.826 --> 00:03:24.369 So, what does this have to do with me? 00:03:24.704 --> 00:03:27.789 To answer that, you'd have to know who I was. 00:03:27.957 --> 00:03:30.000 Which, in the winter of 1997 ... 00:03:30.168 --> 00:03:32.753 ... is something I myself was struggling with. 00:03:33.630 --> 00:03:37.799 Truth be known, I'd been struggling with that my whole life. 00:03:40.511 --> 00:03:42.471 Sarah? 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:44.389 - Yoo-hoo, Sarah. - Yeah? 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:48.477 - You okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 00:03:48.895 --> 00:03:52.481 - You don't seem fine. - Oh, no. I'm fine. I am. 00:03:52.649 --> 00:03:54.816 Okay, fine. 00:03:56.194 --> 00:03:58.820 - What was that? - Turbulence. 00:03:59.030 --> 00:04:01.865 That wasn't turbulence. That felt mechanical. 00:04:02.116 --> 00:04:04.660 - That was textbook turbulence. - I -- Okay. 00:04:04.827 --> 00:04:08.121 You are not a pilot. You do not know that. 00:04:08.498 --> 00:04:10.666 Since when did you become afraid of flying? 00:04:10.833 --> 00:04:12.876 I'm not afraid of flying. I love to fly. 00:04:13.044 --> 00:04:15.420 It's crashing that I hate. I hate crashing. 00:04:15.672 --> 00:04:18.840 Baby, where --? Where is your engagement ring? 00:04:19.509 --> 00:04:22.135 That's -- It's in my -- It's in my purse. 00:04:22.345 --> 00:04:24.513 What's it doing in there? 00:04:24.722 --> 00:04:26.431 Well, you know ... 00:04:26.641 --> 00:04:30.269 ... how on planes your -- Your fingers get all swollen. 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:32.229 Oh, really? I never heard that. 00:04:32.397 --> 00:04:35.440 Really? Yeah, they do. They get swollen. 00:04:35.650 --> 00:04:37.693 And fat. 00:04:37.860 --> 00:04:41.154 But don't they sort of un-swell when you land? 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:44.741 Yes. They do. 00:04:44.909 --> 00:04:47.077 - But I wasn't finished. - Okay. 00:04:47.245 --> 00:04:48.704 I was also thinking ... 00:04:48.871 --> 00:04:51.748 ... this is Annie's wedding weekend, you know? 00:04:51.916 --> 00:04:55.544 I don't think we should announce our engagement and steal her thunder. 00:04:55.712 --> 00:04:58.547 - Why does it keep doing that? - Because we're in an airplane. 00:04:58.715 --> 00:05:01.675 - Oh, God. - You really need to calm down, honey. 00:05:02.760 --> 00:05:04.261 Wanna have sex in the bathroom? 00:05:04.721 --> 00:05:07.306 I was thinking more like a hot cup of tea. 00:05:07.557 --> 00:05:10.058 - I'm serious. - Baby, it's so cramped in there. 00:05:10.226 --> 00:05:13.061 - They got harsh lighting -- - Come on. It's gonna be good. 00:05:13.229 --> 00:05:15.230 Okay, just wait. Wait a little bit. 00:05:15.398 --> 00:05:17.733 Come, knock three times. This is gonna be great. 00:05:17.900 --> 00:05:20.319 - Sarah. - This is gonna be fun. 00:05:42.425 --> 00:05:44.343 I said, knock three times. 00:05:44.594 --> 00:05:47.512 - Want me to go out and do it again? - No. No. 00:05:49.599 --> 00:05:51.099 Hi. 00:05:55.229 --> 00:05:57.147 Wait. 00:06:00.943 --> 00:06:03.653 - I'm sorry, you're squishing my arm. - Sorry. 00:06:03.821 --> 00:06:06.239 - Shit. - Let me just move over here, hold on. 00:06:07.617 --> 00:06:09.034 My arm -- Damn it. 00:06:09.243 --> 00:06:11.620 - What? What? - My shoe fell off. It's okay. 00:06:11.788 --> 00:06:13.330 - I'll get it later. - Okay. 00:06:13.498 --> 00:06:16.458 You all right? Okay, let's -- Let's try again. 00:06:17.168 --> 00:06:18.543 Wait, now your knee's in my -- 00:06:18.753 --> 00:06:20.837 Why don't you just turn. Turn a little bit. 00:06:21.005 --> 00:06:23.173 - Sorry. - No. 00:06:23.341 --> 00:06:25.342 Oh, no. No, no. 00:06:25.510 --> 00:06:27.386 Is that better? 00:06:28.471 --> 00:06:30.347 - Faucet. - Okay. 00:06:30.515 --> 00:06:32.307 Is that better? 00:06:41.067 --> 00:06:42.859 - What? - You're not into this. 00:06:43.069 --> 00:06:45.362 - What? I'm into it. - You are so not into this. 00:06:45.530 --> 00:06:46.905 I'm into it. 00:06:47.281 --> 00:06:49.491 - Okay. - Okay. 00:06:54.497 --> 00:06:55.539 God ! 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:57.707 Whoa, Jesus. 00:06:57.875 --> 00:07:00.502 - What, are you --? - Okay, no, no, no. I'm being sucked. 00:07:00.670 --> 00:07:04.506 - And not in a good way. - God. Sorry. 00:07:04.674 --> 00:07:06.842 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 00:07:07.009 --> 00:07:10.846 It's not that bad. I just -- Did I get any of that blue water on me? 00:07:11.305 --> 00:07:13.557 I've never even met the guy. 00:07:13.724 --> 00:07:17.561 - What? What guy? - Annie's fiancé. 00:07:18.020 --> 00:07:20.188 What kind of a maid of honor am I? 00:07:20.356 --> 00:07:22.232 What kind of a big sister am I? 00:07:22.400 --> 00:07:25.944 It's not like we have a mother who helped her pick out her wedding dress. 00:07:26.362 --> 00:07:29.364 And got her something old and something new and something -- 00:07:29.532 --> 00:07:31.032 That blue thing. 00:07:31.200 --> 00:07:34.703 I don't think Annie is expecting you to take the place of your mother. 00:07:34.912 --> 00:07:37.456 I don't know. I don't know. 00:07:37.623 --> 00:07:40.041 Listen, I hate to say this ... 00:07:40.209 --> 00:07:44.212 ... but you always get like this just before you're going home to see your family. 00:07:45.465 --> 00:07:47.591 I do? 00:07:48.384 --> 00:07:50.218 I do. 00:07:50.845 --> 00:07:53.430 Because I don't fit in with them. 00:07:53.890 --> 00:07:55.474 I don't fit with anybody. 00:07:55.892 --> 00:07:58.059 You fit with me. 00:07:59.854 --> 00:08:01.730 Come here. 00:08:01.898 --> 00:08:03.607 Come on. 00:08:05.067 --> 00:08:06.902 You okay? 00:08:07.069 --> 00:08:09.404 I can go tell the pilot to turn the plane around. 00:08:14.494 --> 00:08:16.786 So are we ...? 00:08:16.954 --> 00:08:18.413 Are we through here? 00:08:19.165 --> 00:08:20.582 - Yeah. - Okay, I got a plan. 00:08:20.750 --> 00:08:23.084 - Okay. - You leave ... 00:08:23.252 --> 00:08:26.755 ... I'll wait here a few seconds, maybe tidy up a little bit ... 00:08:26.923 --> 00:08:29.299 ... then I'll slip out very discreetly ... 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:32.260 ... and pretend like I'm looking for some more almonds. 00:08:32.512 --> 00:08:35.472 - Okay. - Okay? 00:08:35.640 --> 00:08:37.432 - Okay. - Okay. 00:08:38.684 --> 00:08:40.101 - Okay. - You got it? 00:08:40.269 --> 00:08:43.939 - Yes. - Okay. All right. 00:08:55.785 --> 00:08:58.995 - Hey, how you doing? - I'm okay. 00:08:59.163 --> 00:09:02.207 - I was just ... You know. - Yeah. 00:09:02.416 --> 00:09:04.751 - Probably should go now. - Yeah. 00:09:07.547 --> 00:09:09.673 - I tell you about the tunnels? - The tunnels? 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:11.633 There are tunnels near Dodger Stadium. 00:09:11.801 --> 00:09:15.637 Ever since we were little, we'd hold our breath as we drove through them. 00:09:15.805 --> 00:09:18.515 Now, my dad still thinks that this is tremendous fun ... 00:09:18.683 --> 00:09:21.351 ... and he will unquestionably try to involve you in it. 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:22.894 - Yes. - You don't have to ... 00:09:23.062 --> 00:09:24.396 ... certainly not for me. 00:09:24.564 --> 00:09:28.316 You know, I urge you not to, because my dad drives like such an old lady ... 00:09:28.484 --> 00:09:30.735 ... getting through the tunnel, you'll pass out. 00:09:30.945 --> 00:09:33.154 - Got it. - Okay, now, tennis ... 00:09:33.322 --> 00:09:35.365 ... always a safe subject, always safe. 00:09:35.533 --> 00:09:38.159 Wine, good. You know, any travel anecdotes ... 00:09:38.327 --> 00:09:40.662 ... especially Europe, really good. 00:09:40.830 --> 00:09:43.331 Don't bring up guns or the death penalty ... 00:09:43.499 --> 00:09:46.167 ... and whatever you do, do not bring up Vietnam. 00:09:46.335 --> 00:09:47.836 Why would I bring up Vietnam? 00:09:48.004 --> 00:09:50.755 On the other hand, he loves talking about the Civil War ... 00:09:50.965 --> 00:09:54.009 ... Antietam and Shiloh. 00:09:54.385 --> 00:09:56.177 Relax, it's gonna be fine. 00:09:56.345 --> 00:09:58.346 I know. I'm saying, in case you get stuck. 00:09:58.514 --> 00:10:01.349 I'm not gonna get stuck. I'm a lawyer, I talk for a living. 00:10:01.517 --> 00:10:04.519 You're a very good lawyer. If you get stuck, as a last resort ... 00:10:04.687 --> 00:10:07.564 ... Talk about the Rams leaving L.A. - Thank you very much. 00:10:07.732 --> 00:10:09.733 - Here they are. Here they are. - Daddy. Hi. 00:10:09.900 --> 00:10:11.443 Hi, sweetheart. 00:10:11.611 --> 00:10:14.237 - Hi. How are you? - Great. 00:10:14.405 --> 00:10:16.531 Daddy, this is Jeff. 00:10:16.699 --> 00:10:18.908 The guy you've been hiding? Earl Huttinger. 00:10:19.076 --> 00:10:21.786 - Nice to meet you. - What are your intentions with Sarah? 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:26.541 I know one thing, I'd take her to a Rams game if they were still in L.A. 00:10:27.001 --> 00:10:28.627 Oh, don't get me started on that. 00:10:29.545 --> 00:10:31.129 How can a professional league ... 00:10:31.297 --> 00:10:34.215 ... not have a team in the country's second-largest market? 00:10:34.383 --> 00:10:36.384 The St. Louis Rams? What is that? 00:10:36.552 --> 00:10:39.012 I can't even say it. 00:10:40.890 --> 00:10:43.141 Dad, you are allowed to go the speed limit. 00:10:43.517 --> 00:10:44.893 Here they come. 00:10:45.061 --> 00:10:47.437 - The tunnels. - You heard about them? 00:10:47.605 --> 00:10:52.067 - Dad, can we please not --? - On three. One, two ... 00:10:58.074 --> 00:11:01.076 All right, that's -- You guys can stop now. 00:11:02.244 --> 00:11:05.246 Oh, come on, you guys. What are you, like, 5 years old? 00:11:36.946 --> 00:11:39.489 Jeff? First time in Pasadena? 00:11:39.657 --> 00:11:41.616 - Yes, sir, it is. - There's an old saying: 00:11:41.784 --> 00:11:44.536 "Nobody comes from L.A. , everybody comes to L.A. 00:11:44.704 --> 00:11:48.790 But if you do come from Los Angeles, then you probably come from Pasadena." 00:11:48.958 --> 00:11:53.086 Case in point, yours truly. Not to mention my wife and, of course, Sarah. 00:11:54.463 --> 00:11:56.965 There's where Sarah first learned how to ride a bike. 00:11:57.299 --> 00:12:00.719 There's the alley that Bobby Miller told me I was ugly. 00:12:01.137 --> 00:12:02.971 - Jeff. Jeff. - Yeah. 00:12:03.139 --> 00:12:06.516 - You fly-fish? - No, I've never got a chance to do that. 00:12:06.684 --> 00:12:09.227 "Face like a butt," I believe, is how he put it. 00:12:09.395 --> 00:12:12.856 This summer, I think I'm gonna go to Idaho and fish the Big Wood River. 00:12:13.023 --> 00:12:14.983 - Sounds great. - You wanna come with me? 00:12:15.151 --> 00:12:18.153 - Both you guys? - There's the hedge I ran away to once. 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:20.363 Wait. You ran away to a hedge? 00:12:20.531 --> 00:12:23.742 Yeah, I was 12. That's as far as I got. 00:12:23.993 --> 00:12:25.994 She convinced herself she was adopted. 00:12:26.162 --> 00:12:28.288 I hear the trout up there are as big as Buicks. 00:12:40.050 --> 00:12:42.427 Oh, you're here, you're here, you're here! 00:12:42.636 --> 00:12:44.888 I'm here. 00:12:46.015 --> 00:12:48.349 Annie, this is Jeff, my boyfriend. 00:12:48.517 --> 00:12:50.268 Hi. 00:12:50.436 --> 00:12:52.270 - You're cute. He's cute. - So are you. 00:12:52.438 --> 00:12:55.690 - He is cute. - My God, I'm getting married tomorrow! 00:12:55.858 --> 00:12:58.359 - To him. - Baby, they're asking if we should ... 00:12:58.569 --> 00:13:00.403 ... have a second bar out on the patio? 00:13:00.571 --> 00:13:02.280 - Daddy? - Yeah, I'll take care of it. 00:13:02.448 --> 00:13:04.532 You don't wanna kill me before you get paid. 00:13:04.700 --> 00:13:06.284 Scott, this is my sister Sarah. 00:13:06.452 --> 00:13:08.953 - Hi, Scott. - And her cute boyfriend Jeff. 00:13:09.163 --> 00:13:10.705 - How you doing? - Good to meet you. 00:13:10.873 --> 00:13:14.459 We can't get Sterling roses for the centerpieces. What about pink or white? 00:13:14.710 --> 00:13:16.127 Scott, you pick this one. 00:13:16.295 --> 00:13:18.046 - Pink. - Let's go with white. 00:13:18.214 --> 00:13:19.547 White it is. 00:13:19.715 --> 00:13:22.383 So when are you guys getting married? 00:13:23.052 --> 00:13:25.553 We haven't -- We haven't really talked about that yet. 00:13:25.721 --> 00:13:28.056 But you're such a great couple. Aren't they? 00:13:28.224 --> 00:13:31.392 - Great couple. - I need two strong men out here. 00:13:31.560 --> 00:13:33.478 Sure. 00:13:33.687 --> 00:13:36.564 Annie. How --? Gosh, how are you feeling? 00:13:36.732 --> 00:13:38.942 - Great, great. - Yeah? Scared? 00:13:39.109 --> 00:13:43.446 Scared? Of what? I mean, if I was scared, why would I be getting married? 00:13:43.781 --> 00:13:46.115 - Well, I mean, people get scared -- - Look at you ! 00:13:46.617 --> 00:13:50.286 Okay, do you want the bow clip on the top or the ribbon on the bottom? 00:13:50.454 --> 00:13:52.163 Bow clip, ribbon ... 00:13:52.331 --> 00:13:56.084 Bow clip. Bow clip. Definitely bow clip, yeah. No, ribbon. Ribbon. 00:13:56.293 --> 00:13:58.753 - Wow, I don't know how you do all this. - It's fun. 00:13:58.921 --> 00:14:01.256 Hey, I have a great idea. Mixed doubles. 00:14:02.258 --> 00:14:04.634 I forgot my racket, and Jeff doesn't really -- 00:14:04.844 --> 00:14:07.595 - Come watch us play. - We will when we settle in a bit. 00:14:07.805 --> 00:14:09.973 - No, sooner. - Okay. 00:14:10.599 --> 00:14:13.935 My sister. She bounces. 00:14:15.145 --> 00:14:17.146 - So, what was that all about? - What? 00:14:17.314 --> 00:14:20.525 You told your sister we've never even talked about getting married. 00:14:20.734 --> 00:14:22.610 We agreed to announce after the wedding. 00:14:22.778 --> 00:14:25.947 Yeah, announce. You make it sound like I'm your fishing buddy. 00:14:26.115 --> 00:14:28.283 I'm sorry. Just don't listen to anything ... 00:14:28.450 --> 00:14:31.703 ... I say for the next couple of days. I get crazy around my family. 00:14:31.871 --> 00:14:33.538 Sarah. 00:14:33.747 --> 00:14:35.290 Are you getting cold feet? 00:14:35.457 --> 00:14:39.377 - Because if you are, you can tell me. - No, no, I'm not getting cold feet. 00:14:39.545 --> 00:14:41.504 I have perfectly warm feet. 00:14:41.672 --> 00:14:43.298 Just warm? 00:14:43.465 --> 00:14:45.842 All right, they're hot. I have very hot feet. 00:14:46.010 --> 00:14:47.969 Yes, you do have very hot feet. 00:14:48.137 --> 00:14:51.639 Except for that freaky little baby toe of yours. 00:14:51.807 --> 00:14:55.810 All right, I'm in here. Oh, but you're down the hall to the left. 00:14:55.978 --> 00:14:59.522 - Is that a joke? - It's a Pasadena thing. 00:14:59.690 --> 00:15:02.275 What, they don't have sex in Pasadena? 00:15:04.028 --> 00:15:07.989 A journalist. Wouldn't your mother be proud. 00:15:08.157 --> 00:15:11.534 Well, actually, I write the -- The wedding announcements ... 00:15:11.702 --> 00:15:13.411 ... and the obituaries. 00:15:14.872 --> 00:15:17.373 How divine. 00:15:17.541 --> 00:15:19.500 You know, there's an old saying: 00:15:19.668 --> 00:15:22.211 "Nobody comes from Los Angeles ... 00:15:22.379 --> 00:15:24.589 ... they come to Los Angeles." 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:28.551 "But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from --" 00:15:28.719 --> 00:15:31.012 - Pasadena? - What, you heard it? 00:15:31.388 --> 00:15:35.183 Hey. You're here, you're here, you're here! 00:15:35.351 --> 00:15:37.685 - You're gorgeous. - Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. 00:15:37.853 --> 00:15:40.438 - This is Nikki, she's a bridesmaid too. - Hi. 00:15:40.689 --> 00:15:43.816 I'm so excited. Aren't you excited? I'm so excited I could scream. 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:46.361 Go ahead. 00:15:47.529 --> 00:15:49.739 Okay, that's enough. 00:15:49.949 --> 00:15:52.700 All limestone. I know I may be in for a heartbreak ... 00:15:52.868 --> 00:15:56.204 ... but I just can't stand tumbled marble. 00:15:59.208 --> 00:16:01.209 Vodka, rocks, please. 00:16:01.377 --> 00:16:03.711 I'm sorry, but we've been asked to tell guests ... 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:07.215 ... to refrain from smoking in the house. - Screw you. 00:16:08.425 --> 00:16:10.259 Grandma? 00:16:12.471 --> 00:16:15.390 I told you never to call me that in public. 00:16:18.394 --> 00:16:20.853 Oh, it's so good to see you. 00:16:24.066 --> 00:16:26.234 You look sensational, kid. 00:16:28.612 --> 00:16:31.614 - On the hard stuff, huh? - Oh, yeah. Well, you know: 00:16:31.782 --> 00:16:34.659 - "When in Pasadena ..." - Good point. 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.663 - Get me an ashtray while you're at it. - Yes, ma'am. 00:16:38.872 --> 00:16:41.582 So how's the journalistic career? 00:16:41.917 --> 00:16:43.418 Well ... 00:16:43.585 --> 00:16:45.420 ... it's -- - You know, I still pick up ... 00:16:45.629 --> 00:16:49.799 ... the paper every day to read your obituaries. I'm thrilled I'm not in it yet. 00:16:50.009 --> 00:16:52.885 It's nice to know I still have loyal readers out there. 00:16:53.095 --> 00:16:55.138 Lawyer boy? Is it working out? 00:16:55.514 --> 00:16:57.098 That's -- It's okay. 00:16:57.266 --> 00:16:59.517 We're -- Yeah, we're okay. I guess it's -- 00:16:59.768 --> 00:17:01.269 - It's okay. - That good, huh? 00:17:01.478 --> 00:17:04.605 No. It's good, it's good. We're good. It's ... 00:17:04.773 --> 00:17:07.692 - It's just -- - Come on, everybody. Dinner's ready. 00:17:07.901 --> 00:17:10.653 - Come on. - You'll tell me everything after dinner. 00:17:10.821 --> 00:17:14.407 We'll be drunk then, so I'll expect dirt. 00:17:15.159 --> 00:17:17.785 Like how he proposed to me last week and I said yes ... 00:17:17.953 --> 00:17:20.621 ... and my head has been in a fog ever since? 00:17:20.789 --> 00:17:22.957 Outside. Now. 00:17:23.167 --> 00:17:26.502 I have been to Pasadena before. I was stationed here during the war ... 00:17:26.670 --> 00:17:29.797 ... at an internment camp just down the block. 00:17:30.132 --> 00:17:34.343 Oh, gosh. You know, don't get me wrong, Jeff is an amazing guy. 00:17:34.511 --> 00:17:37.221 It's just, when he asked me to marry him ... 00:17:37.431 --> 00:17:40.141 ... I didn't feel what I think you're supposed to feel. 00:17:40.309 --> 00:17:41.976 I just felt ... 00:17:42.144 --> 00:17:45.063 - What? - Terrified. 00:17:45.314 --> 00:17:47.482 - That's why you said yes? - I don't know why. 00:17:47.649 --> 00:17:49.150 No, I mean, I do know. I -- 00:17:49.318 --> 00:17:51.861 He's smart and he's funny and he's -- 00:17:52.029 --> 00:17:53.821 He's the best boyfriend I ever had. 00:17:54.156 --> 00:17:56.574 That sounds awful. No wonder you're so terrified. 00:17:56.825 --> 00:18:00.953 No, it's me. It's me, it's all me. And -- And that. 00:18:04.166 --> 00:18:07.543 That's Pasadena. That's what happens when you give people everything ... 00:18:07.711 --> 00:18:11.172 ... and leave them alone for 100 years. - I just want my life to be full. 00:18:11.340 --> 00:18:13.508 I want some adventure, you know? And -- 00:18:13.675 --> 00:18:16.385 How did you feel before Grandpa asked you to marry him? 00:18:16.595 --> 00:18:18.179 I threw up. 00:18:18.347 --> 00:18:20.681 Probably because I was pregnant with your mother. 00:18:20.891 --> 00:18:22.892 You were pregnant? 00:18:23.102 --> 00:18:25.353 Is that why you married him? 00:18:26.688 --> 00:18:28.564 Listen, kiddo ... 00:18:28.732 --> 00:18:31.025 ... I am clearly not an expert on love. 00:18:31.527 --> 00:18:36.072 And I didn't exactly love your grandfather, God rest his pickled soul. 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:38.866 But we had something. And I can tell you this ... 00:18:39.034 --> 00:18:41.869 ... if you love the guy, that's something to hang onto. 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:46.124 I don't know, I guess I feel that when you -- If you get married, that's it. 00:18:46.291 --> 00:18:49.293 You know? You just have a bunch of kids and ... 00:18:49.503 --> 00:18:51.379 You make it sound like a death sentence. 00:18:51.547 --> 00:18:53.881 - Well, it was for my mom. - No, it wasn't. 00:18:54.049 --> 00:18:56.467 Your mother did not get sick from her wedding vows. 00:18:56.635 --> 00:18:59.387 I don't know, I just, you know ... 00:18:59.555 --> 00:19:01.514 I just ... 00:19:01.723 --> 00:19:03.432 - You want more out of life. - Yes. 00:19:03.725 --> 00:19:05.560 Get in line, kid. 00:19:06.436 --> 00:19:08.229 Hey, Mr. H. Seen Sarah? 00:19:08.397 --> 00:19:09.730 No. 00:19:09.898 --> 00:19:12.233 - What you doing? - I make a toast. 00:19:12.401 --> 00:19:14.777 - A little nervous, you know. - Oh, you'll be fine. 00:19:14.945 --> 00:19:17.905 I wish the girls' mother was here. She always put me at ease. 00:19:18.073 --> 00:19:21.534 - What would she do? - Just give me a hug. 00:19:25.789 --> 00:19:27.832 What the hell are you doing? 00:19:30.252 --> 00:19:33.421 In fact, I think it's normal for you to feel horrible ... 00:19:33.589 --> 00:19:36.299 ... at a time like this. Your mother did the same thing. 00:19:36.466 --> 00:19:38.801 Before she married your father, she was just ... 00:19:41.263 --> 00:19:44.182 In fact, she went MIA a week before the wedding. 00:19:45.809 --> 00:19:47.185 She did? 00:19:49.146 --> 00:19:51.689 I should never drink this stuff without a mixer. 00:19:51.857 --> 00:19:54.150 Come on, introduce me to the lucky guy. 00:19:54.318 --> 00:19:57.612 - I'm freezing my nuts off out here. - Wait. Mom went missing? 00:19:57.779 --> 00:19:59.780 Well, she just took off to think. 00:19:59.948 --> 00:20:01.949 - Took off where? - I don't remember. 00:20:02.117 --> 00:20:05.494 - Cabo San Lucas, maybe. - Cabo. Why would she go to Cabo? 00:20:05.662 --> 00:20:07.705 You don't think there was somebody else? 00:20:07.998 --> 00:20:10.208 No. She just went away. 00:20:10.375 --> 00:20:13.628 For your father's sake, we never discussed this at family dinners. 00:20:14.004 --> 00:20:17.215 The point is, you shouldn't let yourself worry about this thing. 00:20:17.382 --> 00:20:20.134 If you don't wanna marry the guy, don't. If you do, do. 00:20:20.302 --> 00:20:22.386 If the marriage implodes, divorce. 00:20:22.596 --> 00:20:25.139 You haven't lived till you've been through one of those. 00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:27.475 - Well, thank you, Grandma. - Happy to help. 00:20:28.393 --> 00:20:30.978 Oh, Jeff. This is my -- 00:20:31.146 --> 00:20:32.897 Katharine, my mother's mother. 00:20:33.106 --> 00:20:35.816 Hello. You don't look like a lawyer. 00:20:35.984 --> 00:20:38.694 Thanks. You don't look like a grandmother. 00:20:38.862 --> 00:20:41.822 You are a lawyer. Full of shit. 00:20:51.375 --> 00:20:53.668 Playing the trombone. 00:21:01.051 --> 00:21:03.678 There are certain moments in time ... 00:21:03.845 --> 00:21:07.515 ... that stick with you forever, no matter how senile you get. 00:21:08.850 --> 00:21:11.686 For me, there's ... 00:21:11.853 --> 00:21:14.272 ... June 25th, 1963. 00:21:14.439 --> 00:21:16.774 The day I married Jocelyn. 00:21:17.693 --> 00:21:20.361 And, of course, the birth of both my daughters. 00:21:21.697 --> 00:21:24.865 Then there's the day that Annie accidentally ate a bug in one ... 00:21:25.033 --> 00:21:27.576 Well, your parents didn't waste much time. 00:21:27.744 --> 00:21:31.205 - What? - They were married June 25th, 1963 ... 00:21:31.373 --> 00:21:33.040 ... you were born March 3rd, '64. 00:21:33.208 --> 00:21:35.626 They didn't waste much time getting pregnant. 00:21:35.794 --> 00:21:37.712 You never did the math? 00:21:37.879 --> 00:21:41.048 You were born eight months and a week after they got married ... 00:21:41.216 --> 00:21:43.467 ... which means either you arrived early or ... 00:21:43.677 --> 00:21:46.721 ... somebody slipped one past the goalie, you know what I mean? 00:21:46.888 --> 00:21:50.224 That's my Annie. One smile, and the whole world melts. 00:21:51.977 --> 00:21:54.395 - I have to admit ... - I don't -- I don't think so. 00:21:54.563 --> 00:21:57.231 - It was the '60s. - It was the early '60s. 00:21:57.399 --> 00:22:02.737 Your mom probably didn't even know she was pregnant till after the honeymoon. 00:22:05.574 --> 00:22:07.783 - Okay, you've gotta tell me. - What? 00:22:07.951 --> 00:22:10.244 Did Mom sleep with someone before marrying Dad? 00:22:10.412 --> 00:22:11.746 What? You've got to tell me. 00:22:11.913 --> 00:22:14.415 What's the matter with you? The Caldwells are hearing. 00:22:14.583 --> 00:22:16.584 Did Mom have an affair in Cabo or not? 00:22:16.752 --> 00:22:19.503 - How could I possibly know? - Because you know everything. 00:22:19.713 --> 00:22:22.340 I would like to make a toast to the happy couple. 00:22:24.718 --> 00:22:26.969 To Annie and Scott. 00:22:28.430 --> 00:22:30.765 Life is short ... 00:22:31.099 --> 00:22:33.434 ... but marriage is long. 00:22:34.728 --> 00:22:36.771 So drink up ... 00:22:36.938 --> 00:22:40.274 ... and it'll make it go a hell of a lot faster. 00:22:57.459 --> 00:22:59.627 - Hi. - I hope you're not thinking ... 00:22:59.795 --> 00:23:01.754 ... of breaking the Pasadena no-sex rule. 00:23:02.130 --> 00:23:04.673 - Can I get in? - You can always get in. 00:23:04.841 --> 00:23:07.676 - What are you doing? - Going over the indemnity provision ... 00:23:07.844 --> 00:23:12.390 ... of this asset-transfer agreement, and I was kind of getting turned on ... 00:23:12.557 --> 00:23:14.892 ... so lucky for me, a hot, single girl showed up. 00:23:15.060 --> 00:23:17.686 - I just know that she did it. - Did what? Whom? 00:23:17.896 --> 00:23:20.231 My mom had an affair before her marriage. 00:23:20.399 --> 00:23:23.734 No, what if it's true? If she had a fling and got pregnant ... 00:23:23.902 --> 00:23:27.405 ... it explains everything. Why I have nothing in common with my family ... 00:23:27.572 --> 00:23:29.657 ... why I hate tennis, why I'm not blonder. 00:23:29.825 --> 00:23:32.493 - Am I overthinking this? - You're not underthinking it. 00:23:32.661 --> 00:23:35.830 - God, I'm losing my mind. - No, baby, you're not losing your mind. 00:23:35.997 --> 00:23:37.998 You're just having a pre-midlife crisis. 00:23:38.166 --> 00:23:40.418 It's actually kind of cute. It's charming. 00:23:40.752 --> 00:23:42.920 - God, I wonder if my dad knows. - Please -- 00:23:43.088 --> 00:23:46.048 I can't ask him. If he doesn't know, it would kill him. 00:23:46.216 --> 00:23:48.259 Please, Sarah. 00:23:48.427 --> 00:23:49.844 I bet my Aunt Mitsy knows. 00:23:51.513 --> 00:23:55.266 - There's an Aunt Mitsy? - Yeah. She was my mom's best friend. 00:23:55.434 --> 00:23:57.059 - I should go see her. - You should. 00:23:57.227 --> 00:23:59.061 First we should break the house rules. 00:23:59.229 --> 00:24:01.814 Tomorrow I'm gonna go see my Aunt Mitsy. 00:24:15.745 --> 00:24:17.621 Hair of the dog. 00:24:18.373 --> 00:24:20.875 So, Aunt Mitsy, apparently Mom disappeared ... 00:24:21.042 --> 00:24:23.544 ... a week before the wedding to think. 00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:27.965 Gosh, I don't remember that. 00:24:28.216 --> 00:24:31.343 Do you remember any men she may have been associated with then? 00:24:31.553 --> 00:24:33.804 You make this sound like a police investigation. 00:24:33.972 --> 00:24:38.642 "No, officer. The only man your mom ever had eyes for was your father." 00:24:39.227 --> 00:24:41.228 And Beau Burroughs. 00:24:42.230 --> 00:24:43.731 Who? 00:24:44.483 --> 00:24:46.442 Beau Burroughs. 00:24:47.068 --> 00:24:49.236 He was a year ahead of us in prep. 00:24:49.613 --> 00:24:51.739 Your mother and I were just gaga for him. 00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:53.949 You wanna see a picture? 00:24:56.411 --> 00:24:59.246 That's your mom and me in Our Town. 00:24:59.414 --> 00:25:02.124 Or The Importance of Being Earnest. I can't tell. 00:25:02.375 --> 00:25:06.670 She was a good actress. Shame she gave it up. 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:11.091 "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. 00:25:11.259 --> 00:25:14.678 No man does. That's his." 00:25:16.097 --> 00:25:19.266 - So Beau Burroughs? - Oh, right. 00:25:22.771 --> 00:25:24.355 There he is. 00:25:24.523 --> 00:25:27.107 Look at that face. 00:25:29.611 --> 00:25:31.362 Did she go out with him? 00:25:31.530 --> 00:25:34.198 Dated a little. Beau was not the steady-boyfriend type. 00:25:34.407 --> 00:25:36.825 He had lots of girlfriends. 00:25:37.285 --> 00:25:38.786 You? 00:25:39.162 --> 00:25:41.705 After college, very casually. 00:25:41.915 --> 00:25:45.376 I invited him to your mom's wedding, but your grandmother pooh-poohed it. 00:25:45.544 --> 00:25:48.128 Said an ex-beau at a wedding was bad luck. 00:25:48.296 --> 00:25:50.339 "Ex-Beau." 00:25:53.635 --> 00:25:57.972 There he is with Charlie Webb. I forgot those two were friends. 00:25:58.682 --> 00:26:00.474 My drink needs freshening. 00:26:00.642 --> 00:26:03.310 - Yours? - No. I'm -- I'm driving. 00:26:03.478 --> 00:26:06.647 Charlie Webb. Why --? Why does that name sound familiar? 00:26:06.815 --> 00:26:09.149 He was the big celebrity from that class. 00:26:09.317 --> 00:26:12.361 You know. He wrote that book that caused all that flap. 00:26:12.529 --> 00:26:14.488 The ... 00:26:18.243 --> 00:26:19.660 What? 00:26:21.496 --> 00:26:23.831 When did Katharine say your mom ...? 00:26:24.541 --> 00:26:26.208 Right before the wedding. 00:26:28.878 --> 00:26:31.505 Did she say she went to Mexico? 00:26:32.841 --> 00:26:34.341 Cabo. 00:26:39.222 --> 00:26:43.058 Charles Webb. Charles Webb. 00:26:44.185 --> 00:26:47.688 Wait. Aunt Mitsy, what book did you say that he wro --? 00:27:04.623 --> 00:27:07.875 - Hello. - Hi. I need you to do something for me. 00:27:08.043 --> 00:27:10.711 Where are you? Everyone's ready to go to the church. 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:14.757 I need you to go to the video store and get me a copy of The Graduate. 00:27:15.008 --> 00:27:16.383 - What? - The Graduate. 00:27:16.551 --> 00:27:18.969 - That movie with Dustin Hoffman in it. - Why? 00:27:19.137 --> 00:27:22.431 - Sarah, what is going on? - Well, honey, I can't explain right now. 00:27:22.641 --> 00:27:25.643 Everyone's waiting in the limo. I can't go down there and ask -- 00:27:25.894 --> 00:27:29.229 Please just do it. Please. I'll meet you at the church. 00:27:32.609 --> 00:27:35.903 Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad. 00:27:49.334 --> 00:27:51.585 - Sarah. - Yeah. Come in. 00:27:51.753 --> 00:27:53.170 - Here it is. - Thank you. 00:27:53.338 --> 00:27:55.130 I had to go to two different stores. 00:27:55.340 --> 00:27:57.758 There it is! "Based on the novel by Charles Webb." 00:27:57.926 --> 00:27:59.760 - You should be out there. - You've seen this? 00:27:59.928 --> 00:28:02.304 - Yes, a few times. - Do you think there's a TV here? 00:28:02.472 --> 00:28:04.473 - Are priests allowed to watch TV? - Sarah. 00:28:04.683 --> 00:28:06.934 Okay. You know, everyone has always said ... 00:28:07.102 --> 00:28:10.270 ... that this is based on a real thing in Pasadena. 00:28:10.438 --> 00:28:14.191 That someone in town, some family, were the real Robinsons. 00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:17.152 It's my family, Jeff. We are the Robinsons. 00:28:17.362 --> 00:28:20.531 - Are you listening to yourself? - Webb went to prep with my mom ... 00:28:20.699 --> 00:28:22.866 ... he was best friends with Beau Burroughs ... 00:28:23.076 --> 00:28:24.618 ... who I think she ran off with. 00:28:24.828 --> 00:28:26.787 - Beau Burroughs? - Yes. And ... 00:28:26.955 --> 00:28:30.624 ... Dustin Hoffman's character in The Graduate was Benjamin Braddock. 00:28:31.334 --> 00:28:34.128 Benjamin Braddock, Beau Burroughs. "B. B." Get it? 00:28:34.295 --> 00:28:36.296 Benjamin Braddock, Beau Burroughs: B. B. 00:28:36.506 --> 00:28:38.799 - I got it. - Oh, my God. I mean, my mom ... 00:28:38.967 --> 00:28:41.009 ... ran off with this guy, got pregnant ... 00:28:41.177 --> 00:28:44.888 ... and then came back to marry my dad. - Maybe got pregnant. 00:28:45.098 --> 00:28:46.890 I mean, was she in love with this guy? 00:28:47.100 --> 00:28:49.309 And if she was, why would she come back? 00:28:49.477 --> 00:28:51.729 And why has no one ever told me about this? 00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:55.315 Most of all You have to hide it from the kids -- 00:28:58.486 --> 00:29:00.654 What are you two talking about in here? 00:29:00.822 --> 00:29:04.658 - The wedding is about to begin. - You're Anne Bancroft, aren't you? 00:29:04.826 --> 00:29:06.618 You're Mrs. Robinson. 00:29:08.121 --> 00:29:09.329 Jeff. 00:29:09.497 --> 00:29:13.041 - Go play with your dick. - I can do that. 00:29:15.545 --> 00:29:17.337 Are you? 00:29:17.505 --> 00:29:19.923 Mom liked Beau Burroughs, you seduced him ... 00:29:20.133 --> 00:29:22.718 ... then she ran off with him a week before the wedding. 00:29:22.886 --> 00:29:25.429 Don't believe everything you see in the movies. 00:29:25.638 --> 00:29:27.723 Is that a yes? 00:29:33.021 --> 00:29:35.522 For what it's worth, I thought that Mrs. Robinson ... 00:29:35.690 --> 00:29:38.942 ... was the most interesting character in the film. 00:29:39.569 --> 00:29:43.614 Did that seduction scene really play like that in real life, or was that a ...? 00:29:43.782 --> 00:29:45.199 You, don't talk. 00:29:45.366 --> 00:29:49.870 Dearly beloved, we have come together in the presence of God ... 00:29:50.038 --> 00:29:52.873 ... and before this company of friends ... 00:29:53.041 --> 00:29:56.043 ... to witness and bless the joining together ... 00:29:56.211 --> 00:30:01.089 ... of Annie and Scott in holy matrimony. 00:30:01.299 --> 00:30:06.428 The union of husband and wife in body, mind and spirit ... 00:30:06.596 --> 00:30:10.891 ... is intended by God for their mutual joy ... 00:30:11.059 --> 00:30:17.064 ... for help and comfort given one another in adversity and prosperity ... 00:30:17.232 --> 00:30:21.777 ... and with the sense of responsibility for this fragile Earth ... 00:30:21.986 --> 00:30:24.321 ... our island home. 00:30:28.743 --> 00:30:31.078 Pasadena, the number for a Beau Burroughs. 00:30:31.246 --> 00:30:35.123 Baby, a guy like that wouldn't still be living in Pasadena. 00:30:35.333 --> 00:30:37.918 No. That -- Beau Burroughs. That's two R's. 00:30:38.127 --> 00:30:41.755 Jesus. Could you have done any more shopping while we were here? 00:30:41.923 --> 00:30:44.716 Okay. Well, could you try Los Angeles, please? 00:30:44.926 --> 00:30:47.135 I'll be waiting in the car. 00:30:52.350 --> 00:30:54.476 All right. Thank you. 00:31:13.621 --> 00:31:15.956 Hey, there you are. 00:31:16.124 --> 00:31:20.460 Scott's taking me to brunch at the Hunt Club, so I just wanted to say goodbye. 00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:25.299 Mom always had the softest hands. 00:31:27.051 --> 00:31:30.137 Yeah. Yeah, she was beautiful. 00:31:32.348 --> 00:31:34.474 She was. 00:31:34.809 --> 00:31:36.351 She really was. 00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:41.481 I can't believe I'm married. 00:31:43.151 --> 00:31:46.528 I can't believe you're married either. I really can't believe it. 00:31:46.779 --> 00:31:50.240 It was the strangest thing. I woke up and I looked over at Scott ... 00:31:50.408 --> 00:31:54.328 ... and it was like -- Like I was looking at somebody else. 00:31:55.163 --> 00:31:58.332 Well, how --? How did that make you feel? 00:31:59.292 --> 00:32:01.501 Well, I just realized that, you know, I'm -- 00:32:01.669 --> 00:32:04.421 Now I'm Mrs. Somebody Else. Isn't that cool? 00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:07.090 - Honey? - I'll be right there. 00:32:07.342 --> 00:32:09.343 - Oh, I love you so much. - I love you too. 00:32:09.510 --> 00:32:11.428 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 00:32:11.679 --> 00:32:14.431 Oh, I'm married, I'm married, I'm married. 00:32:16.935 --> 00:32:19.686 Even if we get an expansion team, it's still not the Rams. 00:32:19.854 --> 00:32:23.190 Besides, it takes at least three years to even be competitive. 00:32:23.358 --> 00:32:25.359 With free agency the way it is today ... 00:32:25.526 --> 00:32:27.611 ... you can buy a contender out of the gate. 00:32:27.820 --> 00:32:30.072 Before you know it, you'll kick the Rams' butts. 00:32:30.239 --> 00:32:34.201 I like the way you think. Hang onto this one. He's a keeper. 00:32:34.369 --> 00:32:36.703 Are you okay? You've been awfully quiet. 00:32:36.871 --> 00:32:39.539 Yeah. I'm just tired. It's a long weekend. 00:32:39.707 --> 00:32:41.708 - But a great weekend. - Yeah. 00:32:42.877 --> 00:32:44.920 - Okay, guys. Fly safe. - We will. 00:32:45.088 --> 00:32:46.546 - Earl. - Call me from New York. 00:32:46.714 --> 00:32:48.131 - I will. Thank you. - Okay. 00:32:48.341 --> 00:32:50.717 - Bye. - Bye, Dad. 00:32:53.096 --> 00:32:55.097 - Can I borrow your phone? - Find anything? 00:32:55.264 --> 00:32:58.225 No, they were closed. I wanna try again. 00:32:58.726 --> 00:33:00.894 Hi. Hi, my name is Sarah Huttinger. 00:33:01.062 --> 00:33:03.897 I'm an alumna of the class of '82. Hi. 00:33:04.065 --> 00:33:06.733 Yes. I'm looking for an address or a phone number ... 00:33:06.901 --> 00:33:11.405 ... of a member of the class of '59, a Beau Burroughs. 00:33:12.907 --> 00:33:16.660 So he's speaking at this conference in San Francisco tonight. 00:33:16.869 --> 00:33:19.621 You're unbelievable. How did you find all that out? 00:33:19.789 --> 00:33:22.249 - I called his office and they told me. - Genius. 00:33:22.417 --> 00:33:25.794 So you're gonna just walk up to him and ask him point-blank? 00:33:25.962 --> 00:33:29.423 I guess I could walk in and yell "Hey, Dad," see if he turns around. 00:33:29.590 --> 00:33:31.258 Yeah. 00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:34.970 - Am I crazy to do this? - A little. Want me to come? 00:33:35.138 --> 00:33:37.097 You can't come. You've got that meeting. 00:33:37.265 --> 00:33:41.601 Believe it or not, Chase Manhattan will continue to exist with or without me. 00:33:41.769 --> 00:33:44.771 No, if I'm gonna do this, I have to do this on my own. 00:33:44.939 --> 00:33:48.275 You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. 00:33:48.443 --> 00:33:52.446 Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's no boat, nothing sank ... 00:33:52.613 --> 00:33:56.199 ... but I did pose naked for a portrait once. 00:33:56.409 --> 00:33:58.785 Okay, here. Take this. 00:33:58.995 --> 00:34:01.496 Use that from San Francisco. 00:34:02.206 --> 00:34:04.291 You sure you don't want me to ...? 00:34:04.459 --> 00:34:06.334 Thanks. 00:34:07.670 --> 00:34:10.464 Go find him. Stop being confused. 00:34:16.929 --> 00:34:20.307 Remember, I don't care who gives you away. 00:34:29.067 --> 00:34:32.569 Oh, Jeff. I have your phone. 00:34:34.989 --> 00:34:38.992 Okay. "Well, hello, Mr. Burroughs. 00:34:39.160 --> 00:34:41.203 I think you might be my dad." 00:34:41.537 --> 00:34:44.498 We've heard a lot today about revolution. 00:34:44.665 --> 00:34:47.876 The coming information revolution. 00:34:48.044 --> 00:34:51.505 The coming Internet revolution. 00:34:51.672 --> 00:34:54.549 You know, Che Guevara, he used to -- 00:34:54.717 --> 00:34:57.969 He used to describe revolution as a turn of the heart. 00:34:58.596 --> 00:35:01.723 He'd tap his rebels on the chest ... 00:35:02.016 --> 00:35:03.767 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:35:03.976 --> 00:35:08.355 This conference is only for registered participants and the press. 00:35:08.523 --> 00:35:11.191 Oh, I am press. I'm the press. 00:35:11.859 --> 00:35:14.736 Che, as you know, was trained as a doctor. 00:35:14.904 --> 00:35:17.906 And when a man of science speaks in such figurative terms ... 00:35:18.074 --> 00:35:20.951 ... one wonders exactly what he has in mind. 00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:24.371 As something of a dilettante Che biographer, I have my own theory. 00:35:24.539 --> 00:35:27.374 I think he was talking about something he'd seen ... 00:35:27.542 --> 00:35:30.585 ... perhaps many, many times in his life: 00:35:30.753 --> 00:35:33.797 The mystery of recovery. 00:35:34.382 --> 00:35:38.927 That moment when a patient decides, despite everything, to live. 00:35:39.095 --> 00:35:43.557 To overcome his suffering and will himself back to health. 00:35:43.724 --> 00:35:45.559 That was a revolution to Che. 00:35:46.227 --> 00:35:50.814 A willing of the unimaginable into existence. 00:35:51.566 --> 00:35:56.820 Ladies and gentlemen, the Internet revolution, it isn't coming. 00:35:57.029 --> 00:35:59.322 It has arrived. 00:36:04.829 --> 00:36:08.415 But once it's in the computer, it's ... 00:36:08.583 --> 00:36:11.126 We just secured the domain name Lobster.com. 00:36:11.294 --> 00:36:15.338 Virally, you could market it in stealth mode, or you can do both. 00:36:15.548 --> 00:36:18.842 I got this from very high up. AOL and Time Warner are talking merger. 00:36:19.051 --> 00:36:20.427 It's gonna change the world. 00:36:20.595 --> 00:36:23.763 Caleus Tech is the third multibillion-dollar company ... 00:36:23.931 --> 00:36:27.267 ... that you've created, taken public and sold in less than 10 years. 00:36:27.435 --> 00:36:29.811 Do you have a problem with commitment? 00:36:29.979 --> 00:36:32.606 Well, there's two schools of thought on that one, John. 00:36:32.773 --> 00:36:36.151 I mean, first, some people think that my attention span's too short ... 00:36:36.319 --> 00:36:40.822 ... for a day-to-day manager, that I'm only interested in the launch, the action. 00:36:40.990 --> 00:36:43.825 And the second school of thought is ... 00:36:44.994 --> 00:36:47.037 What was the question? 00:36:47.205 --> 00:36:49.206 So, what's next? 00:36:49.373 --> 00:36:53.168 What's ... Ms. Huttinger, how are things in New York? 00:36:53.336 --> 00:36:56.338 Always happy to have the Gray Lady represented. Any questions? 00:36:58.591 --> 00:37:01.801 - Not just yet. - Beau, I need you for a minute. 00:37:01.969 --> 00:37:03.887 - Will it wait? - Afraid not. 00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:06.640 I apologize. 00:37:06.807 --> 00:37:08.975 - Ms. Huttinger. - I'm sorry. 00:37:09.143 --> 00:37:13.647 This is huge. It's the search engine to end all search engines. 00:37:13.814 --> 00:37:17.192 I've been dealing with Ken Patterson on this. I've been pounding him. 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:19.819 - And? - And he's agreed to give up 30 percent ... 00:37:19.987 --> 00:37:22.364 ... of the company for 100 million. 00:37:22.531 --> 00:37:25.825 Both Goldman and Morgan Stanley are drooling to take this public. 00:37:25.993 --> 00:37:27.702 Ms. Huttinger. 00:37:27.870 --> 00:37:29.663 Excuse me. 00:37:29.830 --> 00:37:32.749 When you have a moment, could I speak to you? 00:37:32.917 --> 00:37:34.251 - Of course. - Beau. 00:37:34.418 --> 00:37:36.086 I'm not interested, Roger. 00:37:36.254 --> 00:37:38.255 How can I help you? 00:37:38.422 --> 00:37:42.342 I have a question I would like to ask you. 00:37:42.510 --> 00:37:45.845 Beau, your 100 will be 2 billion in 18 months. 00:37:46.013 --> 00:37:47.555 Sarah Huttinger, Roger McManus. 00:37:47.723 --> 00:37:52.227 Roger's one of the most powerful men in this conversation which has just ended. 00:37:52.395 --> 00:37:55.230 Roger, I'm out. 00:37:55.398 --> 00:37:57.023 Okay. 00:37:57.191 --> 00:37:58.525 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 00:37:58.693 --> 00:38:00.193 - Drink, sir? - Yeah. 00:38:00.361 --> 00:38:02.445 - Okay. - Thank you. 00:38:02.655 --> 00:38:06.283 So, Ms. Huttinger, is this on the record or off? 00:38:06.450 --> 00:38:10.036 Off. Oh, off, off. Yeah, I'm not here in a professional capacity. 00:38:10.538 --> 00:38:14.249 - Good. - No. No, no. 00:38:16.043 --> 00:38:17.377 See ... 00:38:19.922 --> 00:38:24.384 My mother was Jocelyn Richelieu. 00:38:26.053 --> 00:38:27.804 You're Jocy's daughter. 00:38:28.931 --> 00:38:30.724 Yeah. 00:38:32.768 --> 00:38:34.561 I mean, you've ... 00:38:38.816 --> 00:38:41.985 Hey, I'm real sorry about your mom. 00:38:42.194 --> 00:38:44.571 You must have been ... 00:38:44.739 --> 00:38:45.947 ... very young. 00:38:47.325 --> 00:38:48.992 Yeah, I was 9. 00:38:49.618 --> 00:38:51.911 She was a good lady. 00:38:58.085 --> 00:38:59.794 So you're a journalist now. 00:39:01.922 --> 00:39:03.923 In a -- In a manner of speaking. 00:39:04.091 --> 00:39:07.344 But I do have questions that I would like to ask you. 00:39:07.511 --> 00:39:08.845 About? 00:39:09.013 --> 00:39:12.474 About what happened back then. 00:39:13.267 --> 00:39:15.769 Between your mother and me? 00:39:16.645 --> 00:39:19.439 And you and my grandmother. 00:39:20.775 --> 00:39:24.194 I also know about the book. 00:39:24.362 --> 00:39:26.738 And the movie. 00:39:28.741 --> 00:39:31.493 You have anywhere you need to be right now? 00:39:36.749 --> 00:39:40.001 So you've read the book ... 00:39:40.169 --> 00:39:42.462 ... seen the movie. 00:39:43.047 --> 00:39:45.507 Pretty much how it was. 00:39:45.674 --> 00:39:48.134 They did take some creative liberties, though. 00:39:48.302 --> 00:39:51.805 I didn't exactly graduate from college ... 00:39:51.972 --> 00:39:55.975 ... but I suppose The Dropout would've made a lousy title. 00:39:56.143 --> 00:40:00.855 And the ending, obviously I did not run off with your mother. 00:40:05.319 --> 00:40:08.655 Your purse is ringing. 00:40:09.657 --> 00:40:11.408 - Do you mind if I ...? - No. 00:40:13.494 --> 00:40:14.911 - Hello. - Hello. 00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:16.663 Hi. I have your phone. 00:40:16.831 --> 00:40:20.083 Yes, I realized that when I called myself and you answered. 00:40:20.292 --> 00:40:22.001 So I just landed. Where are you? 00:40:22.169 --> 00:40:23.878 - I'm here. - Yes. 00:40:24.046 --> 00:40:25.797 With him. 00:40:27.842 --> 00:40:30.260 Listen, hey, if you need -- If you need my phone ... 00:40:30.428 --> 00:40:33.179 ... it's still in the charger in my apartment. I just -- 00:40:33.347 --> 00:40:36.099 Wait, wait, wait. You're there with him right now? 00:40:36.308 --> 00:40:38.518 - Yes. - Did you ask him? 00:40:39.311 --> 00:40:42.772 Not yet. No, I'm kind of leading up to that. 00:40:42.940 --> 00:40:46.860 Why? Don't be scared. Whatever happens, it's gonna be fine. 00:40:47.027 --> 00:40:49.112 Will you please call me when you find out? 00:40:49.321 --> 00:40:50.864 Okay, I will. 00:40:51.031 --> 00:40:52.532 Bye. 00:40:56.454 --> 00:40:58.830 Sorry about that. 00:41:13.554 --> 00:41:15.555 Did you sleep with my mother? 00:41:16.557 --> 00:41:20.435 In Mexico, Cabo, the week before the wedding? 00:41:22.563 --> 00:41:24.397 Yes. 00:41:26.942 --> 00:41:29.152 Did you wear a condom? 00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:35.909 Did I --? Why --? Why would you possibly wanna --? 00:41:40.664 --> 00:41:42.165 Oh, no. 00:41:42.374 --> 00:41:45.126 I was born March 3rd, 1964 ... 00:41:45.294 --> 00:41:47.837 ... just shy of nine months after my parents' wedding. 00:41:48.005 --> 00:41:50.465 So it's a coin toss between you and my father. 00:41:50.633 --> 00:41:53.092 And I don't look like him, I don't vote like him ... 00:41:53.260 --> 00:41:55.762 ... I don't drive like him. And I think that maybe -- 00:41:55.930 --> 00:41:59.098 Sarah, Sarah, I'm sorry that this didn't occur to me before ... 00:41:59.266 --> 00:42:01.601 ... that you might be thinking this. 00:42:01.769 --> 00:42:04.479 No, it's possible. Even if you used one, it is possible. 00:42:04.647 --> 00:42:06.147 - No, it's not. - Of course it is. 00:42:06.315 --> 00:42:08.608 - It's not possible. - Condoms break all the time. 00:42:08.776 --> 00:42:12.278 - They slip right off. Especially if you -- - Sarah, it's impossible ... 00:42:12.446 --> 00:42:14.155 ... for me to father children. 00:42:14.406 --> 00:42:16.658 What --? Are you sterile? 00:42:16.825 --> 00:42:18.618 - Great speech, Beau. - Yeah, nice job. 00:42:18.786 --> 00:42:21.788 Very inspirational. Thank you. 00:42:25.709 --> 00:42:27.460 Yes. 00:42:28.963 --> 00:42:31.297 But maybe not 30 years ago. 00:42:32.466 --> 00:42:35.218 Thirty-nine, to be exact. 00:42:35.427 --> 00:42:37.637 Well, how do you --? How do you know that? 00:42:38.973 --> 00:42:43.184 - Blunt testicular trauma. - What? 00:42:44.144 --> 00:42:47.480 My junior year at prep, I was goalie on our soccer team. 00:42:47.648 --> 00:42:51.901 We're in the city finals, tie score, this guy comes in all alone. 00:42:52.069 --> 00:42:58.032 I go out to break up the play, and just as his leg swung back, I dove. 00:42:58.200 --> 00:43:01.327 And let's just say that ... 00:43:01.495 --> 00:43:04.330 ... he kicked the wrong ball. 00:43:05.708 --> 00:43:09.168 Blunt testicular ... 00:43:09.962 --> 00:43:12.171 - Trauma. ... Trauma. 00:43:13.007 --> 00:43:15.425 And that made you sterile. 00:43:15.593 --> 00:43:17.176 I'm afraid so. 00:43:18.554 --> 00:43:24.517 Sarah, I'm -- I'm sorry, I can't be your father. 00:43:27.104 --> 00:43:28.688 Okay. 00:43:30.608 --> 00:43:32.191 Thank you. 00:43:35.362 --> 00:43:38.615 It was nice to meet you, Mr. Burroughs. 00:43:39.033 --> 00:43:41.868 It was nice meeting you, Ms. Huttinger. 00:43:42.036 --> 00:43:43.703 Goodbye. 00:43:48.083 --> 00:43:53.504 Blunt testicular trauma. 00:44:18.739 --> 00:44:21.240 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 00:44:21.408 --> 00:44:23.076 Yeah, no, I'm good. 00:44:23.243 --> 00:44:27.246 Everything -- Everything's very clear to me now. 00:44:27.414 --> 00:44:30.917 You know, I came up here looking for answers, and I got them. 00:44:31.085 --> 00:44:33.086 I have nothing in common with my family ... 00:44:33.253 --> 00:44:36.089 ... and yet they are my family, which is great. 00:44:36.256 --> 00:44:38.174 This is good. 00:44:38.342 --> 00:44:41.803 My mom ran off to Cabo and had a fling a week before she was married ... 00:44:41.970 --> 00:44:44.972 ... and then went back into a loveless marriage, which was -- 00:44:45.140 --> 00:44:48.935 That's her choice. It's fine. It's fine. 00:44:49.645 --> 00:44:51.813 Now I just -- Now I gotta deal with the fact ... 00:44:51.980 --> 00:44:55.858 ... that I am in a career that is going absolutely nowhere. 00:44:56.068 --> 00:44:59.320 And a guy who is terrific, and he wants to marry me ... 00:44:59.488 --> 00:45:05.076 ... and I, theoretically, want to marry him. 00:45:06.870 --> 00:45:09.372 So yeah. 00:45:10.124 --> 00:45:11.874 It's good. 00:45:13.877 --> 00:45:17.463 It's pretty good, right? 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:25.096 God, this -- God, you know, it's just a great city, huh? 00:45:35.149 --> 00:45:37.024 Sarah. 00:45:38.026 --> 00:45:40.153 - Sarah -- - I'm so sorry. 00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:44.741 No, no. Oh, no, no. No, that -- That -- Hey, that's okay. 00:45:44.908 --> 00:45:48.703 - I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do -- - That's okay. That's -- Look -- 00:45:48.871 --> 00:45:53.082 - I don't even know you ... - Hey, it's gonna be all right. 00:45:53.250 --> 00:45:56.210 It's gonna be all right. Okay? 00:45:56.670 --> 00:45:58.254 Okay. 00:45:59.923 --> 00:46:02.258 - God ! - Come on. 00:46:02.426 --> 00:46:06.846 Let's -- Let's cheer you up, okay? 00:46:07.014 --> 00:46:09.056 Cheer you up? 00:46:17.232 --> 00:46:21.861 - Hey, is that an actual elephant's tusk? - Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. 00:46:22.029 --> 00:46:24.113 - See all those little etchings? - Yeah. 00:46:24.281 --> 00:46:26.532 You know how they say elephants never forget? 00:46:26.700 --> 00:46:29.202 - Right. - Not true. They have it all written down. 00:46:30.037 --> 00:46:32.538 - Smart elephant. - Hey, hey, wait! 00:46:32.706 --> 00:46:34.540 Sarah, I have an idea. You go with me? 00:46:34.708 --> 00:46:36.042 - Okay. - A little longer? 00:46:36.210 --> 00:46:37.668 Yeah. 00:46:38.712 --> 00:46:40.880 You know, Sarah, you're not the first person ... 00:46:41.048 --> 00:46:43.716 ... to harbor anxieties about their future. 00:46:43.884 --> 00:46:46.385 I was literally the poster boy for that sort of thing. 00:46:46.553 --> 00:46:51.891 - Well, how did you figure yourself out? - Well, I screwed up a lot. 00:46:52.059 --> 00:46:53.726 Lived abroad a while. 00:46:53.894 --> 00:46:56.437 Did an enormous amount of drugs. 00:46:56.605 --> 00:46:58.815 Joined an ashram. 00:46:58.982 --> 00:47:01.192 Doodled Grandma. 00:47:05.405 --> 00:47:11.077 Then someone told me the most profound two words I'd ever heard: 00:47:11.245 --> 00:47:13.579 "Be present." 00:47:14.122 --> 00:47:17.500 So now all I ever worry about is my immediate universe ... 00:47:17.709 --> 00:47:21.003 ... which presently consists of you, me ... 00:47:21.213 --> 00:47:23.965 ... and the deafening silence coming from that jukebox. 00:47:24.132 --> 00:47:27.134 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege to introduce to you ... 00:47:27.302 --> 00:47:31.848 ... the president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton. 00:47:32.015 --> 00:47:34.141 Thank you very much. 00:47:34.935 --> 00:47:36.769 Do you know him? 00:47:37.145 --> 00:47:39.689 You know, I'm not sure anyone really knows him. 00:47:39.857 --> 00:47:42.608 I've spent time with him. 00:47:45.529 --> 00:47:47.613 Where are we going? 00:48:03.297 --> 00:48:05.756 Can I ask you a question? 00:48:07.259 --> 00:48:10.136 What happened that weekend with Mom? 00:48:11.346 --> 00:48:13.556 Skipping all the intimate details, of course ... 00:48:13.765 --> 00:48:16.309 ... but what happened that weekend in Cabo? 00:48:18.353 --> 00:48:22.356 My parents had a house down there. 00:48:22.983 --> 00:48:25.860 I'm staying by myself, pretty much loafing the summer away ... 00:48:26.028 --> 00:48:27.153 ... when Jocelyn -- 00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:32.158 When your mom just showed up. 00:48:32.326 --> 00:48:35.661 We had a little history together back in high school. 00:48:37.915 --> 00:48:41.542 For three days, all we did was swim and laugh ... 00:48:41.710 --> 00:48:43.336 ... and I taught her how to surf. 00:48:43.503 --> 00:48:49.675 Then one morning I woke up and she was gone. 00:48:50.344 --> 00:48:53.179 Back to Pasadena to get married. I -- 00:48:55.349 --> 00:48:58.517 I didn't even know that she was engaged. 00:49:02.189 --> 00:49:06.567 Those were probably the three happiest days of my life. 00:49:07.945 --> 00:49:11.781 It's the only time I can remember ever feeling really ... 00:49:11.949 --> 00:49:14.241 ... peaceful. 00:49:14.868 --> 00:49:17.745 Well, why do you think that she went back? 00:49:18.914 --> 00:49:21.624 Security, maybe. I don't know. She never said. 00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:31.217 You know, I can see a lot of her in you. 00:49:32.552 --> 00:49:35.888 She was a very beautiful woman. 00:49:38.600 --> 00:49:40.476 So are you. 00:49:47.109 --> 00:49:49.068 I have to pee. 00:50:17.764 --> 00:50:19.390 What? 00:50:28.191 --> 00:50:29.275 Sorry. 00:50:29.443 --> 00:50:31.193 Okay. 00:50:32.779 --> 00:50:34.113 Well ... 00:50:41.913 --> 00:50:43.289 Oh, I'm so sorry. 00:50:44.124 --> 00:50:46.959 I'm sorry. I can't believe I just did that. 00:50:47.127 --> 00:50:50.129 So inappropriate. I didn't -- I mean, I re -- 00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:38.654 Good morning. 00:52:40.448 --> 00:52:41.991 Morning. 00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:44.660 Best hangover remedy I know. 00:52:44.828 --> 00:52:46.954 Five minutes with your feet over your head ... 00:52:47.122 --> 00:52:49.582 ... followed by a three-mile jog, then a quick swim. 00:52:49.749 --> 00:52:52.084 It's better than coffee and aspirin. Wanna try? 00:52:54.754 --> 00:52:56.630 You want coffee and aspirin. 00:53:05.098 --> 00:53:08.184 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 00:53:15.942 --> 00:53:17.610 Good coffee. 00:53:18.320 --> 00:53:19.778 Thank you. 00:53:19.946 --> 00:53:22.072 You're welcome. 00:53:27.704 --> 00:53:30.039 Where are we? 00:53:30.207 --> 00:53:35.836 We are in Half Moon Bay. It's about a hour south of the city. 00:53:36.171 --> 00:53:38.214 San Francisco. 00:53:39.966 --> 00:53:41.800 - Anything else I can get you? - No. 00:53:41.968 --> 00:53:46.180 - Sure? Eggs? Orange juice? Paramedics? - Yeah. 00:53:51.019 --> 00:53:54.146 Well, I guess I'd better go. 00:53:54.481 --> 00:53:57.524 It was really nice to meet you, Mr. Burroughs. 00:53:57.692 --> 00:54:00.152 It was very nice meeting you, Ms. Huttinger. 00:54:01.988 --> 00:54:03.405 Well. Okay. 00:54:04.658 --> 00:54:06.325 Goodbye. 00:54:18.672 --> 00:54:20.839 I don't have a car here, do I? 00:54:21.258 --> 00:54:22.633 Nope. 00:54:24.135 --> 00:54:26.095 Would you --? Would you mind giving me a ...? 00:54:26.263 --> 00:54:29.848 Sure. But let's -- Let's grab a bite to eat first. 00:54:35.063 --> 00:54:37.898 I need to say something to you. 00:54:40.235 --> 00:54:43.696 What you told me last night about your life in New York ... 00:54:43.863 --> 00:54:46.156 ... your job, the guy ... 00:54:46.866 --> 00:54:50.869 ... suggested that it wasn't anything to rush back to. 00:54:52.706 --> 00:54:58.544 Well, I wouldn't necessarily say ... 00:54:58.712 --> 00:55:03.924 Look, I realize it's a bit awkward, given, well, everything. 00:55:04.092 --> 00:55:06.969 But last night, it was ... 00:55:07.178 --> 00:55:10.389 Last night was pretty spectacular for me. 00:55:10.557 --> 00:55:13.726 What I'm saying, Sarah -- What I'm trying to say, Sarah ... 00:55:13.893 --> 00:55:19.273 ... is that I like you. Very much, I suspect. 00:55:19.441 --> 00:55:24.320 And I'd like you to stay if you felt like you could. 00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:26.905 Stay? 00:55:27.073 --> 00:55:29.908 Yeah, as in not go. 00:55:31.619 --> 00:55:35.914 - You don't like the idea. - Well, I -- 00:55:36.082 --> 00:55:39.209 I don't -- I just sort of ... 00:55:40.211 --> 00:55:43.922 - I thought we were going to eat. - We are. 00:55:44.758 --> 00:55:48.427 - Good morning, Mr. Burroughs. - Good morning. 00:55:50.347 --> 00:55:53.140 It's just a quick trip up to the Wine Country and back. 00:55:53.767 --> 00:55:57.311 Well, do I even have a choice in the matter? 00:55:59.606 --> 00:56:01.607 So, what do you think? 00:56:01.775 --> 00:56:06.320 I think I would feel safer if that guy was sitting up here instead of me. 00:56:08.615 --> 00:56:10.783 You think I'm too old for you, don't you? 00:56:11.284 --> 00:56:12.868 No. 00:56:13.953 --> 00:56:15.871 Then? 00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:18.999 You've -- You've slept with my mother and my grandmother. 00:56:19.751 --> 00:56:23.837 - What's your point? - My point -- I mean, I -- 00:56:24.005 --> 00:56:26.215 This is not normal. I mean, you know -- 00:56:26.383 --> 00:56:28.217 You know what, you are too old for me. 00:56:28.385 --> 00:56:31.303 I mean, obviously I am very confused right now ... 00:56:31.471 --> 00:56:34.848 ... and last night was some sort of, I don't know, rite of passage. 00:56:35.016 --> 00:56:38.143 Maybe every girl in my family has to sleep with you. 00:56:38.311 --> 00:56:43.482 Well, I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have. 00:57:46.546 --> 00:57:50.549 - Beau Burroughs' office. - Hi, this is Jeff Daly again. 00:57:50.717 --> 00:57:52.718 - I'm sorry, who am I talking to? - Candace. 00:57:52.886 --> 00:57:55.721 Hi, Candace. Listen, can you tell me where he is? 00:57:55.889 --> 00:57:57.222 I really need to reach him. 00:57:57.390 --> 00:57:59.475 I'm sorry. I can't give out that information. 00:57:59.642 --> 00:58:01.643 I know, Candace. You told me that before ... 00:58:01.853 --> 00:58:03.562 ... but this is kind of an emergency. 00:58:03.730 --> 00:58:06.940 I'm looking for my fiancée. She's supposed to be with him. 00:58:07.108 --> 00:58:11.111 I haven't heard from her. I'm starting to feel like something happened to her. 00:58:12.655 --> 00:58:15.491 At some point I have to get back. 00:58:15.658 --> 00:58:20.746 I know. I gotta get back myself. I got this ball to go to. 00:58:20.914 --> 00:58:23.916 A ball? People still go to balls? 00:58:24.083 --> 00:58:27.753 They do to this one. It's the biggest charity event of the year. 00:58:27.921 --> 00:58:30.172 It's Casablanca Night. 00:58:33.593 --> 00:58:35.469 Why don't you come with me. 00:58:35.929 --> 00:58:38.972 - No. I -- No, I can't. I can't. - Why? 00:58:39.140 --> 00:58:40.474 - Why? - No, sorry. 00:58:40.642 --> 00:58:42.309 I've got work. I've gotta go back. 00:58:42.477 --> 00:58:44.853 You know, I can't have people dying anonymously ... 00:58:45.021 --> 00:58:48.482 ... while I'm off dancing at some fabulous, exciting ball. 00:58:48.650 --> 00:58:50.984 - All right. Let me make a proposal. - Oh, boy. 00:58:51.152 --> 00:58:53.362 Why don't you come with me tonight. 00:58:53.530 --> 00:58:56.031 After the party, I'll fly you home. 00:58:56.199 --> 00:58:58.450 Really. I have to be on the East Coast anyway. 00:58:58.618 --> 00:59:00.869 I can just stop and drop you off in New York. 00:59:01.037 --> 00:59:04.331 It'd be no hassle, and you'll be there by morning. 00:59:08.294 --> 00:59:11.797 I know this must seem nuts to you, but life should be a little nuts. 00:59:11.965 --> 00:59:16.343 Otherwise, it's just a bunch of Thursdays, you know, strung together. 00:59:37.574 --> 00:59:39.199 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 00:59:51.045 --> 00:59:53.088 Okay, who else? 00:59:53.756 --> 00:59:55.340 Okay. 00:59:56.217 --> 00:59:58.260 You see that guy with the combover? 00:59:58.970 --> 01:00:01.430 The one talking to the woman with the back cleavage? 01:00:01.598 --> 01:00:04.725 Yeah. He owns half of downtown San Francisco ... 01:00:04.892 --> 01:00:07.978 ... and the guy next to him, he owns the other half. 01:00:08.396 --> 01:00:11.356 Okay, how about the guy with the George Hamilton tan? 01:00:13.401 --> 01:00:15.611 That's George Hamilton. 01:00:19.699 --> 01:00:23.201 No, no, you're not gonna get me there. I don't go to the movies anymore. 01:00:23.369 --> 01:00:26.204 It's all special effects. All they do is blow things up. 01:00:26.372 --> 01:00:29.499 I know. They used to make movies about real things, about people. 01:00:29.917 --> 01:00:31.293 - Not anymore. - Like Chinatown. 01:00:31.502 --> 01:00:32.794 - Yes. - Chinatown. 01:00:33.004 --> 01:00:35.380 - Now, that's a movie. - Oh, I loved that movie. 01:00:35.548 --> 01:00:38.383 I didn't understand a thing that happened, but I loved it. 01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:41.094 "My sister. My mother. My sister." 01:00:41.262 --> 01:00:43.388 How about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? 01:00:43.556 --> 01:00:47.893 - Is that a movie? - Katharine Ross. I was in love with her. 01:00:48.061 --> 01:00:50.395 You wanna talk about Katharine Ross? 01:00:50.563 --> 01:00:52.564 The Graduate. 01:00:53.399 --> 01:00:56.234 - Was she drop-dead gorgeous or what? - Hey, hey. 01:00:56.402 --> 01:01:00.072 Let me tell you something about The Graduate that very few people know. 01:01:00.907 --> 01:01:04.076 It was Richard Dreyfuss' first movie. 01:01:04.661 --> 01:01:05.994 He had one line: 01:01:06.162 --> 01:01:08.163 "Shall I get the cops? I'll get the cops." 01:01:08.331 --> 01:01:10.666 - Yes, that's right! - He said it to Norman Fell ... 01:01:10.833 --> 01:01:13.293 ... the guy from Three's Company. - That's right! 01:01:13.586 --> 01:01:15.253 In the boarding house, right? 01:01:18.758 --> 01:01:22.177 Come on, folks, all money goes to charity. 01:01:23.596 --> 01:01:25.764 Winner, eight the hard way. 01:01:41.322 --> 01:01:43.615 Hey, Beau. Patterson's here. 01:01:43.783 --> 01:01:47.452 If you go over and talk to him, you could close this thing in three minutes. 01:01:47.620 --> 01:01:49.496 - You remember Sarah Huttinger. - Yes, hi. 01:01:49.664 --> 01:01:51.790 - Nice to see you. - I'm really not interested. 01:01:51.958 --> 01:01:56.712 Three minutes. All right, three minutes. It's 49 percent for 75 mil. 01:01:58.464 --> 01:02:00.465 Any chance we can get controlling interest? 01:02:00.633 --> 01:02:02.384 No, that's a deal breaker. 01:02:02.969 --> 01:02:06.054 - We'll see. I'm sorry -- - Go, go, go. Go. Go. 01:02:06.222 --> 01:02:08.974 - I'll be right back. - It's fine. 01:02:33.541 --> 01:02:34.875 What's up? 01:02:37.420 --> 01:02:39.171 Hi. 01:02:42.717 --> 01:02:44.676 This your first Casablanca Night? 01:02:46.012 --> 01:02:47.554 Yeah. 01:02:47.722 --> 01:02:49.264 Cool. 01:02:55.563 --> 01:02:57.189 Is that your real hair color? 01:02:59.358 --> 01:03:01.359 - What? - No, it's good. 01:03:01.527 --> 01:03:06.156 I mean, you know, it's silky and shiny. You could be a good hair model. 01:03:07.575 --> 01:03:09.785 - Thank you. - Sure. 01:03:09.952 --> 01:03:12.245 - Wanna have sex? - Excuse me? 01:03:12.413 --> 01:03:15.040 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 01:03:15.208 --> 01:03:16.917 I was looking for my father. 01:03:17.084 --> 01:03:21.046 This is supposed to be his table, but I don't see him anywhere. 01:03:21.214 --> 01:03:25.675 So if he comes by, tell him that Blake was here for me, would you? 01:03:26.177 --> 01:03:27.677 Well, who is your dad? 01:03:28.304 --> 01:03:30.222 Beau Burroughs. 01:03:32.558 --> 01:03:37.979 What? Wait -- Wait just one -- So, what --? What are you --? What are you saying? 01:03:38.189 --> 01:03:42.234 That Beau -- That you're -- That he's -- You're -- That you're -- 01:03:42.401 --> 01:03:44.569 You're babbling. 01:03:44.737 --> 01:03:46.738 I thought he didn't have any children. 01:03:47.448 --> 01:03:49.407 He had at least one. 01:03:49.575 --> 01:03:51.576 Champagne guy. 01:03:52.453 --> 01:03:55.997 Okay. Okay. 01:03:56.207 --> 01:03:58.792 Just because he's not sterile ... 01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:03.588 ... does not mean that I just had sex with my father. 01:04:05.758 --> 01:04:07.092 Oh, God. 01:04:10.346 --> 01:04:11.930 No, God ! 01:04:12.098 --> 01:04:14.724 - Oh, God ! - Hey, I'll bite. 01:04:17.019 --> 01:04:19.104 What was that? 01:04:22.024 --> 01:04:23.650 Are you okay? 01:04:25.611 --> 01:04:27.153 Hey, Pops. 01:04:28.739 --> 01:04:30.740 Blake. What --? 01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:34.828 Welcome back. I thought you were coming home next week. 01:04:34.996 --> 01:04:38.290 No, today. I came home today. 01:04:39.542 --> 01:04:42.627 - Sarah, this is Blake. He's my -- - This is your son. 01:04:43.045 --> 01:04:46.548 - Right. He's in from Africa. - No, it was Asia. I was in Asia, Dad. 01:04:46.757 --> 01:04:48.133 Asia, right. 01:04:48.301 --> 01:04:50.218 - We need to talk. - I know. 01:04:50.386 --> 01:04:51.970 - Alone. - I know. 01:04:52.138 --> 01:04:54.389 - We need to talk alone right now. - Okay. 01:04:55.308 --> 01:04:59.060 God ! Blunt testicular trauma? 01:05:02.523 --> 01:05:04.316 Come on. 01:05:07.361 --> 01:05:10.071 You have a child ! You have a son. You are a sick man. 01:05:10.281 --> 01:05:12.407 This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance! 01:05:12.575 --> 01:05:15.035 Calm down. There is a simple explanation. 01:05:15.202 --> 01:05:17.078 Is he adopted? 01:05:18.831 --> 01:05:20.999 - No. - Then you are a sick man. 01:05:21.167 --> 01:05:23.877 I am a sick woman. We have done a very sick, sick thing ! 01:05:24.045 --> 01:05:26.087 Blake is not my biological son. 01:05:26.297 --> 01:05:28.840 My God, I'm gonna need so much therapy. 01:05:29.008 --> 01:05:31.092 - What did you just say? - I said that Blake ... 01:05:31.302 --> 01:05:34.512 ... is not my biological son, nor is he adopted. 01:05:34.680 --> 01:05:37.515 My first wife, Cynthia, wanted to have children of her own. 01:05:37.683 --> 01:05:42.103 I, of course, could not do that for her, so we used an alternative method. 01:05:42.313 --> 01:05:43.688 - A donor. - A donor? 01:05:43.856 --> 01:05:46.107 A donor. So technically Blake is not my son ... 01:05:46.317 --> 01:05:48.109 ... but we chose never to tell him that. 01:05:48.319 --> 01:05:50.445 I would appreciate if you would do the same. 01:05:50.613 --> 01:05:52.530 Of course I won't. 01:05:54.408 --> 01:05:56.368 But you're still sterile, right? 01:05:56.535 --> 01:05:59.621 No, I -- I lied. I made up this whole story ... 01:05:59.830 --> 01:06:02.540 ... just so that I could have sex with my own daughter. 01:06:02.708 --> 01:06:04.960 - All right. - What kind of guy do you think I am? 01:06:05.127 --> 01:06:06.753 Okay, you -- 01:06:08.881 --> 01:06:12.467 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I called you a sick man. 01:06:12.635 --> 01:06:15.095 You're not a sick man, you're a very nice man. 01:06:18.641 --> 01:06:19.641 Thank you. 01:06:24.605 --> 01:06:26.940 And very charming. 01:06:27.733 --> 01:06:29.734 And generous. 01:06:32.154 --> 01:06:33.989 And smart. 01:06:34.657 --> 01:06:36.950 And accomplished. 01:06:43.290 --> 01:06:45.125 And a good pilot. 01:06:50.006 --> 01:06:51.965 Very handsome. 01:06:55.469 --> 01:06:57.804 Apology accepted. 01:07:08.607 --> 01:07:11.026 I hope that's not your father. 01:07:14.155 --> 01:07:16.114 Jeff, what are you doing here? 01:07:16.949 --> 01:07:19.951 I don't know. I thought something might have happened to you ... 01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:22.120 ... but apparently something happened to me. 01:07:22.288 --> 01:07:25.290 No, Jeff, wait. Jeff, wait. 01:07:25.458 --> 01:07:27.375 Jeff! Jeff, please wait. Jeff! 01:07:27.543 --> 01:07:30.295 - What? What? - Okay, okay. That -- That wasn't -- 01:07:30.463 --> 01:07:32.630 That wasn't -- I didn't kiss him. He kissed me. 01:07:32.798 --> 01:07:34.340 Did you sleep with him? 01:07:35.134 --> 01:07:39.137 I didn't mean to. I know. God, Jeff. I was so drunk. 01:07:39.305 --> 01:07:42.974 I don't remember anything. That's not an excuse, but it's kind of an excuse. 01:07:43.142 --> 01:07:45.518 - Jeff, I love you. - No! Don't say that. 01:07:45.686 --> 01:07:49.647 Don't you say that. Now, I don't know what game we're playing ... 01:07:49.815 --> 01:07:53.068 ... but obviously this engagement that you and I have entered into ... 01:07:53.235 --> 01:07:55.361 ... has absolutely no meaning to you. 01:07:56.697 --> 01:07:59.324 Jeff, I'm so scared. 01:07:59.700 --> 01:08:02.243 I'm tired of scared. 01:08:03.662 --> 01:08:06.706 No, Jeff, please. Just please listen to me! 01:08:06.874 --> 01:08:08.875 - What? - I know that you hate me right now. 01:08:09.043 --> 01:08:11.086 I hate me right now. I'm -- I'm insane. 01:08:11.253 --> 01:08:16.174 It's like I'm possessed by this person who's terrified and just screwed up. 01:08:16.342 --> 01:08:20.345 I know we're good together. You're the only person I can be myself with. 01:08:20.513 --> 01:08:22.889 Even if I don't know who the hell that is. 01:08:23.766 --> 01:08:26.559 Then marry me, Sarah, right now. 01:08:31.357 --> 01:08:33.483 Wrong answer. 01:09:21.407 --> 01:09:23.241 - Thanks. - Thank you. 01:09:26.912 --> 01:09:31.249 - Sarah. - I found Beau Burroughs. 01:09:31.917 --> 01:09:34.335 I didn't know where else to go. 01:09:34.753 --> 01:09:37.922 Come in, I'll put on a pot of bourbon. 01:09:40.926 --> 01:09:44.846 And I just stood there. I just stood there and I let Jeff walk away. 01:09:45.055 --> 01:09:47.265 I mean, why? Why couldn't I say yes? 01:09:47.433 --> 01:09:50.602 - Grandma, what is wrong with me? - There is nothing wrong with you. 01:09:50.769 --> 01:09:53.646 - And don't call me Grandma. - Oh, I'm such a mess. 01:09:53.856 --> 01:09:56.191 You are not a mess. You are a human being. 01:09:56.442 --> 01:09:59.444 And you made a mistake. People make mistakes. 01:09:59.612 --> 01:10:02.780 Sometimes life is just -- Beau Burroughs! 01:10:02.948 --> 01:10:04.616 What the hell were you thinking? 01:10:04.783 --> 01:10:07.452 - What were you thinking? - I wasn't thinking ! 01:10:07.620 --> 01:10:10.205 - Well, I wasn't thinking either! - What was he thinking? 01:10:10.372 --> 01:10:12.707 - We know what he was thinking. - It's not his fault. 01:10:12.875 --> 01:10:15.210 It is always his fault. Of course it is. 01:10:15.377 --> 01:10:19.547 - He is nothing but a horny bastard. - Oh, it's me, Grandma, it's me. 01:10:19.715 --> 01:10:22.342 - Don't say that! - Why not? It's the truth. 01:10:22.509 --> 01:10:26.054 - I'll say it again. It's me. - It is not the truth. Hello. 01:10:26.222 --> 01:10:29.307 I have happiness staring me right in the face, and what do I do? 01:10:29.475 --> 01:10:31.017 I stare right back at it. 01:10:31.644 --> 01:10:34.020 Katharine, I need some help. Annie's hysterical. 01:10:34.230 --> 01:10:38.149 - Annie? Why? What happened? - She had an anxiety attack on the plane. 01:10:38.359 --> 01:10:40.485 - And you know why? - I don't know, why? 01:10:40.653 --> 01:10:43.154 - What? Are you talking to me? - I'm talking to Sarah. 01:10:43.364 --> 01:10:45.490 Because I am my mother's daughter. 01:10:45.658 --> 01:10:47.325 - Sarah's there? - Sarah's there? 01:10:47.493 --> 01:10:49.035 - Sarah's here. - She wasn't happy. 01:10:49.245 --> 01:10:51.246 - Your mother was happy. - She was not happy! 01:10:51.497 --> 01:10:54.666 She found out she was pregnant and left the love of her life ... 01:10:54.833 --> 01:10:57.877 ... to come back and have me. - The love of her life? 01:10:58.128 --> 01:11:00.505 - This is my fault. - I wanna talk to Sarah ! 01:11:00.714 --> 01:11:03.049 - She wants to talk to Sarah. - It's not your fault! 01:11:03.259 --> 01:11:05.843 - Yes, it is my fault. - It is not. It is not! 01:11:06.011 --> 01:11:09.430 - Katharine. - It is. I stole my mother's happiness. 01:11:09.682 --> 01:11:11.516 - Katharine! - You did not! 01:11:11.725 --> 01:11:13.851 - I did, I did, I did, I did ! - Katharine! 01:11:16.063 --> 01:11:17.647 Am I the only sane one here? 01:11:17.856 --> 01:11:20.191 - I wanna see Sarah. - She wants to see Sarah. 01:11:20.401 --> 01:11:22.694 - Annie wants to see Sarah. - Annie? 01:11:22.861 --> 01:11:25.738 - Sweetheart, maybe Grandma -- - I only wanna talk to Sarah ! 01:11:25.948 --> 01:11:29.033 - She only wants to talk to Sarah ! - She wants to talk to Sarah ! 01:11:29.201 --> 01:11:30.952 She wants to talk to me? 01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:34.205 - Hi. Annie okay? - No. She's upstairs. 01:11:34.373 --> 01:11:37.458 We're making her favorite soup, tomato with crackers. Want some? 01:11:37.710 --> 01:11:40.795 - No, I'm okay. - I thought she was in New York. 01:11:40.963 --> 01:11:44.549 She had a fight with Jeff and she never got on the plane. 01:11:44.967 --> 01:11:47.760 Two days ago I thought I had two happy daughters. 01:11:47.928 --> 01:11:51.973 Things are never what they seem with the women in this family. 01:11:59.231 --> 01:12:01.316 Annie? 01:12:01.483 --> 01:12:03.401 It's me. 01:12:11.285 --> 01:12:15.246 Annie. Honey. 01:12:17.082 --> 01:12:19.250 How well did you know Mom? 01:12:20.085 --> 01:12:22.253 What? 01:12:25.758 --> 01:12:28.259 I can't remember her. 01:12:28.427 --> 01:12:30.928 I was only 4. 01:12:31.805 --> 01:12:33.765 Was she happy? 01:12:35.267 --> 01:12:36.934 I don't know. 01:12:37.102 --> 01:12:39.979 She always looked so happy in pictures. 01:12:42.107 --> 01:12:44.734 She married so young. 01:12:44.943 --> 01:12:47.653 I always thought that, you know, if she was happy ... 01:12:47.821 --> 01:12:50.156 ... then maybe I would be. 01:12:51.283 --> 01:12:53.368 Honey, what happened on the plane? 01:12:55.371 --> 01:12:57.789 I just stopped breathing. 01:12:58.874 --> 01:13:01.667 We were over the Gulf of Mexico on the way to Belize ... 01:13:01.835 --> 01:13:05.630 ... and I just stopped. 01:13:06.757 --> 01:13:10.134 I kept thinking that I've ruined my life ... 01:13:10.302 --> 01:13:14.305 ... that I've married someone I like to play tennis with, and that's all I'll do. 01:13:14.473 --> 01:13:16.891 And I couldn't breathe. 01:13:17.768 --> 01:13:20.019 I know the feeling. 01:13:21.980 --> 01:13:24.148 Oh, God. 01:13:24.650 --> 01:13:26.984 Annie, let me ask you a question. 01:13:27.194 --> 01:13:30.321 When you and Scott play tennis ... 01:13:30.489 --> 01:13:34.367 ... so you guys have fun? - Yeah. 01:13:36.161 --> 01:13:38.204 When you guys go out to dinner? 01:13:40.666 --> 01:13:43.793 Yeah. When you watch TV? 01:13:44.837 --> 01:13:47.422 - We like The Nanny. - Nanny's funny. 01:13:51.343 --> 01:13:53.886 Honey, sometimes I just think it's more important ... 01:13:54.054 --> 01:13:57.098 ... who we're with than what we're doing. 01:13:57.808 --> 01:14:01.102 And if you're gonna marry someone, it may as well be your best friend. 01:14:02.187 --> 01:14:04.856 Yeah, like you are with Jeff? 01:14:06.358 --> 01:14:10.570 Yeah. 01:14:12.531 --> 01:14:14.782 Oh, I'm such a mess. 01:14:14.950 --> 01:14:17.910 I'm the most screwed-up person in the world. 01:14:18.120 --> 01:14:21.372 You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room. 01:14:21.582 --> 01:14:22.915 Oh, really? 01:14:23.083 --> 01:14:27.420 I spent the first night of my honeymoon in the Houston airport under sedation. 01:14:27.629 --> 01:14:29.422 Oh, yeah? 01:14:29.882 --> 01:14:34.760 Well, did you sleep with a man who also slept with Mom and Grandma Katharine? 01:14:35.637 --> 01:14:37.722 What? 01:14:38.932 --> 01:14:42.768 You slept with Dad? Dad slept with Grandma Katharine? 01:14:42.978 --> 01:14:46.856 Oh, God. No, God, come on, even I'm not that twisted. 01:14:47.232 --> 01:14:51.110 All right. From the beginning. And don't leave out a thing. 01:14:51.278 --> 01:14:54.280 No, the Xanax is for my other granddaughter. 01:14:54.448 --> 01:14:57.992 We're talking about Sarah here, the one from New York. 01:14:58.160 --> 01:15:02.497 Well, she broke up with her boyfriend. She needs something stronger. 01:15:02.664 --> 01:15:04.415 Fine. I'll hold. 01:15:04.583 --> 01:15:06.959 Here. You're on hold. 01:15:21.475 --> 01:15:23.935 Son of a bitch. 01:15:47.918 --> 01:15:49.502 Oh, Jesus. 01:16:01.181 --> 01:16:03.140 Hello, Katharine. 01:16:03.308 --> 01:16:05.726 You're looking well. 01:16:05.936 --> 01:16:07.562 Go shit in your shoes. 01:16:08.146 --> 01:16:11.023 Mrs. Richelieu, are you trying to seduce me? 01:16:11.650 --> 01:16:13.693 You weren't that good the first time. 01:16:15.862 --> 01:16:18.489 How dare you? Sarah? 01:16:18.657 --> 01:16:20.992 You couldn't stop with Jocelyn, could you? 01:16:21.159 --> 01:16:23.160 You almost ruined my daughter's life. 01:16:24.997 --> 01:16:26.831 - Wait a minute, Katharine. - Get down. 01:16:27.374 --> 01:16:29.333 Hold on, Katharine. 01:16:29.543 --> 01:16:31.544 Ruin her life? 01:16:33.005 --> 01:16:35.840 What movie are you living in now, Katharine? 01:16:36.008 --> 01:16:39.176 I didn't pursue Jocelyn, I don't recall inviting her to Cabo. 01:16:39.344 --> 01:16:42.888 And I didn't pursue your granddaughter. She managed to come 500 miles ... 01:16:43.056 --> 01:16:45.725 ... up to San Francisco on her own looking for me. 01:16:45.892 --> 01:16:49.854 And we both know that I sure as hell did not pursue you. 01:16:51.481 --> 01:16:55.234 I know. 01:17:00.032 --> 01:17:02.617 How come we've never talked like this before? 01:17:02.868 --> 01:17:04.702 I don't know. 01:17:04.870 --> 01:17:06.579 I've always wanted to. 01:17:07.539 --> 01:17:09.290 Me too. 01:17:10.709 --> 01:17:12.627 - I love you, Annie. - I love you too. 01:17:17.716 --> 01:17:19.717 - Oh, my God. - What? 01:17:19.885 --> 01:17:21.552 - It's him. - Who him? 01:17:21.720 --> 01:17:24.221 - "Him" him ! - "Him" him? 01:17:24.389 --> 01:17:28.267 Just stop. I mean, this isn't about Sarah. And it isn't about Jocelyn, is it? 01:17:28.435 --> 01:17:31.604 - This is about you. - You're goddamn right it is. 01:17:31.772 --> 01:17:34.899 You dropped me. You dropped me for a newer model. 01:17:35.067 --> 01:17:37.902 Do you know how old that made me feel? 01:17:38.236 --> 01:17:39.904 And you realize, when you did that ... 01:17:40.113 --> 01:17:43.658 ... that I was 13 years younger than you are now. 01:17:43.909 --> 01:17:46.243 I don't know, Katharine. I haven't done the math. 01:17:46.411 --> 01:17:48.746 I suppose everyone needs someone in their life ... 01:17:48.914 --> 01:17:52.583 ... to let them know when youth has come to an end. 01:17:54.419 --> 01:17:55.920 And here she is. 01:17:56.088 --> 01:17:58.422 It's your turn. 01:17:59.633 --> 01:18:01.759 - Are you okay? - She's fine. 01:18:01.968 --> 01:18:04.136 Is she happy to see me too? 01:18:04.304 --> 01:18:06.806 Beau, you should not have come down here. 01:18:07.057 --> 01:18:09.600 Why not? He's been everywhere else. 01:18:09.768 --> 01:18:12.269 So, what's going on out here? Lawn party? 01:18:12.437 --> 01:18:14.271 - Earl. - Daddy -- 01:18:14.439 --> 01:18:18.317 This is -- This is Beau Burroughs. He was a schoolmate of Jocelyn's. 01:18:18.568 --> 01:18:21.487 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know you. Beau Burroughs. 01:18:22.656 --> 01:18:24.448 - I've never forgiven you. - Okay, Dad -- 01:18:24.616 --> 01:18:27.493 No, no. This man haunts my dreams. 01:18:28.495 --> 01:18:31.956 City soccer final, playing Pasadena Prep, tie score. 01:18:32.124 --> 01:18:35.459 I make it around the last defender, I'm flying down the field ... 01:18:35.669 --> 01:18:39.714 ... to kick the winning goal. All of a sudden, this maniac -- 01:18:39.965 --> 01:18:43.467 - That was you? - You broke my heart. 01:18:43.635 --> 01:18:46.011 But I gotta give it to you, hell of a save. 01:18:47.639 --> 01:18:51.308 - You were injured, weren't you? - Yeah. 01:18:51.476 --> 01:18:54.478 What are we standing here for? You wanna come in the house? 01:18:54.646 --> 01:18:57.606 No, thanks. I was -- I just stopped by. 01:18:57.816 --> 01:19:00.651 Sarah, could I have a word with you out at the car? 01:19:05.240 --> 01:19:07.700 - It was nice seeing you, Katharine. - Oh, yeah. 01:19:08.160 --> 01:19:11.996 It's wonderful catching up on old times. 01:19:13.373 --> 01:19:14.915 Earl. 01:19:15.417 --> 01:19:17.126 Hell of a save. 01:19:35.854 --> 01:19:38.272 Why did you come down here, Beau? 01:19:39.357 --> 01:19:42.943 Well, for one thing, you left last night without saying goodbye. 01:19:43.361 --> 01:19:45.237 I know. I'm sorry. I know, I did that. 01:19:45.405 --> 01:19:47.740 No, no. I didn't come for an apology. 01:19:47.908 --> 01:19:52.203 Obviously your life's more complicated than you've let on. 01:19:52.954 --> 01:19:56.707 I don't know -- I don't know what's going on in your relationship, Sarah ... 01:19:56.875 --> 01:19:58.459 ... and I'm not even gonna ask. 01:19:59.044 --> 01:20:03.214 I just -- I came down here because I wanted to tell you something. 01:20:04.716 --> 01:20:09.470 When I saw you walk away last night, when I watched, it -- 01:20:11.556 --> 01:20:14.767 It might as well have been Cabo 30 years ago. 01:20:16.102 --> 01:20:20.231 I didn't tell you the truth before. I was awake when your mother left. 01:20:20.565 --> 01:20:25.778 I watched her drive away in this old wood-paneled station wagon. 01:20:26.947 --> 01:20:29.448 It looked like she was crying. 01:20:33.703 --> 01:20:35.996 I'm not my mother, Beau. 01:20:38.124 --> 01:20:39.625 I know. 01:20:43.255 --> 01:20:46.590 You know what I realized as I was coming back down here? 01:20:48.760 --> 01:20:52.847 I am -- I'm a year older than she was when she died. 01:20:54.099 --> 01:20:57.434 I mean, you have no idea how strange that feels. 01:20:58.144 --> 01:21:03.524 And I have spent so much of my life trying to figure out who I am ... 01:21:04.442 --> 01:21:08.028 ... I don't think I realized I was just trying to find her. 01:21:10.615 --> 01:21:15.286 You know, but that's just chasing a ghost, you know? 01:21:17.789 --> 01:21:21.959 Maybe we're both just chasing ghosts. 01:21:28.550 --> 01:21:30.301 You know? 01:21:32.971 --> 01:21:37.057 You're not gonna say, "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship"? 01:21:37.309 --> 01:21:39.018 Wrong movie. 01:21:43.648 --> 01:21:47.985 Well ... 01:21:49.905 --> 01:21:52.990 It was nice meeting you, Mr. Burroughs. 01:21:54.784 --> 01:21:57.494 It was nice meeting you, Ms. Huttinger. 01:21:59.164 --> 01:22:03.792 Goodbye. 01:22:05.879 --> 01:22:09.548 - Let's go. You're gonna miss the plane. - Coming. 01:22:09.841 --> 01:22:12.259 Oh, did you remember to pack the binoculars, honey? 01:22:12.427 --> 01:22:13.886 We might see monkeys. 01:22:14.054 --> 01:22:17.056 They're still in the bag with all your shoes. 01:22:17.390 --> 01:22:19.391 - Hey. - You're gonna have a great time. 01:22:19.559 --> 01:22:23.020 - Yeah. - Just remember to keep breathing. 01:22:23.229 --> 01:22:26.774 - Yeah. You too. - You are such a lucky girl. 01:22:26.942 --> 01:22:30.319 Most people wait 10 years for a second honeymoon. 01:22:30.528 --> 01:22:33.238 - I know. - You sure you don't wanna come? 01:22:33.448 --> 01:22:36.367 - I think I'm just gonna stay here. - Well, cheer up. 01:22:36.534 --> 01:22:39.703 You'll find another man to screw things up with in no time. 01:22:39.913 --> 01:22:42.247 Thank you, Grandma. 01:22:56.096 --> 01:22:59.348 Do you think Scott and Annie are gonna make it to Belize this time? 01:22:59.557 --> 01:23:00.891 I certainly hope so. 01:23:05.480 --> 01:23:07.231 So ... 01:23:09.275 --> 01:23:11.568 ... what are we gonna do with you? 01:23:21.121 --> 01:23:22.997 Dad, can I ask you a question? 01:23:28.086 --> 01:23:31.005 Before you and Mom got married ... 01:23:32.132 --> 01:23:35.676 ... do you remember if Mom ... 01:23:36.094 --> 01:23:40.514 ... sort of took off for a few days? - You mean when she went to Mexico? 01:23:41.599 --> 01:23:44.309 - Yeah. - With Beau Burroughs? 01:23:45.186 --> 01:23:46.770 Yeah. 01:23:47.772 --> 01:23:50.107 You knew about that? 01:23:50.942 --> 01:23:53.110 Daddy, why didn't you just say something? 01:23:53.278 --> 01:23:57.281 What for? I got your mom, he didn't. 01:24:02.203 --> 01:24:05.539 Did she ever tell you why she came back? 01:24:12.297 --> 01:24:14.298 Because she loved me. 01:24:17.469 --> 01:24:21.513 She said that, while being with Beau was an adventure ... 01:24:22.182 --> 01:24:25.309 ... she knew that she could build a life with me. 01:24:27.979 --> 01:24:32.066 She apologized, she offered to tell me everything that happened ... 01:24:32.317 --> 01:24:37.071 ... and I didn't need to know. 01:24:38.656 --> 01:24:40.991 As long as she was back. 01:24:48.333 --> 01:24:49.666 Come here. 01:24:54.756 --> 01:24:57.341 Now, this may not be the sort of thing ... 01:24:57.509 --> 01:25:00.344 ... that you wanna know about your parents ... 01:25:02.347 --> 01:25:07.017 ... but the night that she came back is the night we conceived you. 01:25:12.690 --> 01:25:15.609 Lucky for us we were married the next week, so nobody noticed. 01:25:25.036 --> 01:25:28.497 Oh, Daddy, I don't understand. 01:25:28.998 --> 01:25:31.500 Why are we so different? 01:25:32.710 --> 01:25:35.003 I mean, I don't like tennis. 01:25:35.713 --> 01:25:37.756 I drive like a crazy person ... 01:25:37.924 --> 01:25:41.051 ... and you always drive so slow. 01:25:41.261 --> 01:25:45.055 I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car with me. 01:25:50.770 --> 01:25:52.896 Oh, Dad. 01:25:59.654 --> 01:26:03.448 - Take me to the airport. - You gonna get on the plane this time? 01:26:04.242 --> 01:26:07.119 - I promise. - Come on. 01:27:30.620 --> 01:27:34.164 - Thank you. - Nice seeing you again, Sarah. 01:28:06.197 --> 01:28:10.534 If you shut the door, I understand, but I really hope that you don't. 01:28:45.611 --> 01:28:50.407 I know there's nothing that I can say that will take away -- 01:28:50.575 --> 01:28:52.576 Then don't try. 01:28:58.249 --> 01:29:00.083 I never told you, when I was a kid ... 01:29:00.251 --> 01:29:02.586 ... I was in a car accident when I was 10. 01:29:02.754 --> 01:29:07.174 And I smashed my head on the dashboard and cracked my skull ... 01:29:07.342 --> 01:29:09.634 ... split it open from here to here, 17 stitches. 01:29:09.802 --> 01:29:13.597 And I never thought that I would long for that day until now. 01:29:15.266 --> 01:29:17.434 It didn't mean anything. 01:29:17.643 --> 01:29:20.020 It meant something to me. 01:29:20.813 --> 01:29:22.939 Words mean something to me. 01:29:23.149 --> 01:29:25.859 "Engaged" means something to me. 01:29:26.027 --> 01:29:28.278 It doesn't mean "maybe I'll get married." 01:29:28.446 --> 01:29:31.823 It doesn't mean "I'll see how I feel, I don't know, I'm not sure." 01:29:32.033 --> 01:29:34.368 It doesn't mean "I'm gonna test the waters ... 01:29:34.535 --> 01:29:38.121 ... and see if there's somebody else out there that I like better." 01:29:38.748 --> 01:29:41.041 It means you've fallen in love with the person ... 01:29:41.292 --> 01:29:43.210 ... that you wanna spend your life with ... 01:29:43.378 --> 01:29:46.296 ... and that you actually want to marry them. 01:29:46.964 --> 01:29:49.257 I wanna marry you. 01:29:50.385 --> 01:29:55.222 I'll marry you next month, I'll marry you this week. 01:29:55.390 --> 01:29:58.809 I'll walk out of this apartment right now and I will marry you. 01:29:58.976 --> 01:30:02.813 It doesn't work that way, okay? You can't just walk in here now ... 01:30:02.980 --> 01:30:05.857 ... and tell me that you can't live without me and expect -- 01:30:06.025 --> 01:30:09.903 What am I supposed to do with that? I'm supposed to make it all right for you? 01:30:10.071 --> 01:30:12.072 I can't anymore. 01:30:12.323 --> 01:30:14.699 I don't want you to. 01:30:17.912 --> 01:30:20.080 I love you. 01:30:21.999 --> 01:30:25.877 I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. 01:30:26.045 --> 01:30:28.088 I can live without you. 01:30:32.552 --> 01:30:34.803 I just don't want to. 01:32:16.948 --> 01:32:18.532 One condition. 01:32:22.703 --> 01:32:24.162 If we have a daughter ... 01:32:24.330 --> 01:32:26.831 ... Burroughs doesn't come within 1,000 miles of her. 01:32:26.999 --> 01:32:28.625 It stops with me. 01:32:34.632 --> 01:32:37.884 On a cold January night in the city of New York ... 01:32:38.052 --> 01:32:40.971 ... this man and this woman slept together. 01:32:41.138 --> 01:32:44.724 They also slept together the next night and the next night ... 01:32:44.934 --> 01:32:47.435 ... and the next night and the next night. 01:32:49.188 --> 01:32:52.649 In the name of God, I pronounce you husband and wife. 01:33:07.748 --> 01:33:09.583 Thanks. 01:33:09.750 --> 01:33:12.210 You're gonna have to stop doing that. 01:33:27.893 --> 01:33:30.729 Okay, everybody, all the girls. 01:33:30.753 --> 01:33:50.753 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.