WEBVTT 00:00:29.575 --> 00:00:41.475 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:42.700 --> 00:00:48.570 King and the Clown. 00:01:03.490 --> 00:01:06.430 KARM Woo-sung. 00:01:07.660 --> 00:01:11.430 JUNG Jin-young. 00:01:22.180 --> 00:01:26.170 KANG Sung-yeon. 00:01:27.980 --> 00:01:31.010 LEE Joon-gi. 00:01:31.590 --> 00:01:37.050 Korea's Chosun Dynasty, founded at the end of the 14th century, lasted until the beginning of the 20th. 00:01:37.260 --> 00:01:43.060 Lasting over 500 years, its uniqueness under the reign of 27 kings still remains unmatched in the annals of word history. 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:49.570 To each King were assigned several Royal Secretaries whose function was to keep a diary on behalf of the King. 00:01:49.870 --> 00:01:55.830 Upon the King's passing, Court Historians edited these exhaustive records for posterity, including succeeding Kings. 00:01:56.080 --> 00:02:02.920 The massive collection of these edited diaries, called "The Royal Records of the Chosun Dynasty" has survived intact, 00:02:03.180 --> 00:02:10.420 The King of this story, the Records show, was singularly TYRANNICAL: No king before or after him shared his excesses. 00:02:10.660 --> 00:02:17.290 Nonetheless, the Records also give us a portrait of him as a man of great sensitivity and intelligence. 00:02:17.770 --> 00:02:20.330 Produced by JUNG Jin-wan, 00:02:21.200 --> 00:02:25.760 Directed by LEE Jun-ik. 00:02:26.310 --> 00:02:32.910 When he was a child, his mother was ordered to commit suicide by poison after falling victim to court machinations. 00:02:33.210 --> 00:02:40.520 Her death left a lasting trauma on the future king's psyche. No doubt, this trauma played a significant role in the 00:02:40.720 --> 00:02:49.030 deformation of his character. On September 2, 1506, he was dethroned violently after a revolt by the nobles. 00:02:59.310 --> 00:03:03.440 To be up here, away from the bustle, 00:03:03.650 --> 00:03:07.410 My legs like wings would spread! 00:03:08.950 --> 00:03:14.660 Ahoy! What is that flower in full bloom I see yonder? 00:03:14.660 --> 00:03:16.620 Dost thou not recognize the one and only! 00:03:16.630 --> 00:03:20.320 So it is! The one and only! 00:03:20.830 --> 00:03:23.390 With rose petaled lips! 00:03:23.600 --> 00:03:24.690 O friend, 00:03:25.170 --> 00:03:29.270 beat thee thy leather while I go pick the flower. 00:03:29.270 --> 00:03:30.570 Hee haw! 00:03:46.790 --> 00:03:50.090 My, my, there comes a fool, rash and proud! 00:03:50.290 --> 00:03:53.830 Never knew a fool who knew his place! 00:03:53.830 --> 00:03:57.630 Ho! A tongue most untamed! 00:03:58.130 --> 00:04:02.070 Master of this house am I, come to bait thee! 00:04:02.070 --> 00:04:05.370 A gallows-hung scoundrel is what I see. 00:04:05.570 --> 00:04:08.910 With an ill-fitting coat to hide his sores! 00:04:08.910 --> 00:04:11.780 Oh thorny Rose, is thy Iris closed for me? 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:18.650 Open them, and see as I walk the Master's gait. 00:04:19.190 --> 00:04:20.520 Oh, really! 00:04:38.070 --> 00:04:39.470 Good Heavens! 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:43.110 Me thought it would be a mere hop and a skip. 00:04:43.380 --> 00:04:48.280 But t'was longer than a runny trip to the outhouse! 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:51.350 Master gait, master bait, 00:04:51.350 --> 00:04:54.150 either way strains the balls! 00:04:55.260 --> 00:04:59.890 And now, a fornicating wench 00:05:00.130 --> 00:05:03.000 running off upon being surprised. 00:05:03.260 --> 00:05:05.860 'Tis thy own form, saucy wench. 00:05:13.440 --> 00:05:19.640 I was expecting to see thee fall and crack thy frame. 00:05:20.080 --> 00:05:21.710 But not bad! 00:05:21.950 --> 00:05:24.920 Indeed, gifted are my two legs, 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:27.550 but it is my third that has true genius. 00:05:27.820 --> 00:05:30.810 And thou shall see it this night! 00:06:06.290 --> 00:06:09.390 Master wants to see you. 00:06:09.930 --> 00:06:15.040 Thy twin eggs, are they cracked yet, or just in the crack? 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:17.440 Safely in the crack... 00:06:17.740 --> 00:06:20.140 Plugging my bunghole! 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:22.500 But now, I must drain my bladder. 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:27.350 I gotta pee before I continue! 00:06:27.350 --> 00:06:31.310 Why, you dirty boor! 00:06:32.550 --> 00:06:37.430 So then, let's try it on for size! 00:06:37.430 --> 00:06:41.020 Good idea! I shall oblige! 00:07:52.530 --> 00:07:54.760 You promised us a meal! 00:07:55.140 --> 00:07:56.800 We ain't squirrels! 00:07:57.070 --> 00:07:59.510 Be thankful you weren't thrown out! 00:08:06.780 --> 00:08:08.610 Don't go, Gong-gil! 00:08:11.190 --> 00:08:14.020 There are things you shouldn't sell! 00:08:14.290 --> 00:08:16.850 Let go. Move it! 00:08:25.270 --> 00:08:27.000 What kind of life is that? 00:08:27.500 --> 00:08:30.960 Mister fuckin' Righteous, eh! 00:08:32.940 --> 00:08:34.870 Stop it! 00:08:46.190 --> 00:08:51.180 Let go! Let go! 00:08:59.630 --> 00:09:01.070 Gong-gil wants to go, 00:09:01.070 --> 00:09:03.130 so what's it to you? 00:09:05.110 --> 00:09:07.840 Stop pimping off of Gong-gil. 00:09:08.010 --> 00:09:09.200 You piece of shit! 00:09:10.380 --> 00:09:12.480 Want us to starve to death? 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:14.550 Go fuck yourself, 00:09:14.550 --> 00:09:16.850 and spare me your high tone bullshit. 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:24.620 I won't let you! 00:10:01.230 --> 00:10:05.930 Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there. 00:10:06.270 --> 00:10:09.630 Just mind your own business. 00:10:16.980 --> 00:10:18.740 You... you are... 00:10:19.980 --> 00:10:21.380 Come on out. 00:10:31.330 --> 00:10:33.690 Somebody help me! 00:10:35.300 --> 00:10:36.820 Get up. 00:10:37.160 --> 00:10:38.390 Let go. 00:10:44.570 --> 00:10:49.200 OK, fine. Let's die together. 00:10:55.580 --> 00:11:00.020 Get th-th-those bastards! Now! 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:04.150 Go after them! 00:11:06.260 --> 00:11:08.520 Go after them! 00:11:54.980 --> 00:11:58.000 You're only making it worse. 00:12:00.510 --> 00:12:02.110 Let us go, please. 00:12:02.350 --> 00:12:03.750 Grab them. 00:12:14.130 --> 00:12:18.720 I beg you, let us go. 00:12:19.230 --> 00:12:22.070 You piece of shit. Shut your trap. 00:12:29.680 --> 00:12:31.040 You shit! 00:12:36.880 --> 00:12:39.610 Let go, you fuck! 00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:46.620 I'll make sure you never walk again. 00:12:50.130 --> 00:12:51.460 No! 00:13:33.510 --> 00:13:34.800 Give me your hand. 00:13:55.400 --> 00:13:57.360 Will he be okay? 00:14:03.370 --> 00:14:05.400 That dog deserves to die. 00:15:10.040 --> 00:15:13.170 Ouch... ow... 00:15:14.010 --> 00:15:17.210 Hey, watch where you're going! 00:15:17.810 --> 00:15:21.340 Hey, watch where you're going! 00:15:21.520 --> 00:15:23.310 Sprained your eyes, did ya? 00:15:23.980 --> 00:15:29.480 Not my eyes, but my legs did comin' o'er the hill. 00:15:30.760 --> 00:15:35.060 Hey, you sound like Kang the Blind! 00:15:36.800 --> 00:15:41.230 And you stink like Bong the Blind! 00:15:41.500 --> 00:15:45.030 Well! Hail fellow, well met! 00:15:46.570 --> 00:15:50.130 Let's see, am I over here, and you over there? 00:15:50.340 --> 00:15:53.610 No, I'm over here and you over there. 00:15:58.020 --> 00:16:02.160 No, I'm here and you are there? 00:16:02.160 --> 00:16:04.960 I am here. You are there. 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:08.050 - Where? Where? - Here. Here. 00:16:19.270 --> 00:16:21.170 Let's go to Seoul. 00:16:24.950 --> 00:16:27.880 And we'll put on a show to end all shows! 00:18:26.530 --> 00:18:28.970 Ouch, ow, ow... 00:18:28.970 --> 00:18:30.440 What's the matter? 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:32.700 I haven't eaten in years. 00:18:33.340 --> 00:18:35.970 My head is spinning 00:18:36.180 --> 00:18:39.150 and can't see nothin' straight... 00:18:39.380 --> 00:18:42.220 I can't do this no more. 00:18:42.220 --> 00:18:46.020 - So it is. - What do you say folks? 00:18:46.250 --> 00:18:48.460 This cheeky fool says, 00:18:48.460 --> 00:18:51.320 No pay, no play. 00:18:51.560 --> 00:18:53.130 Shall we call it a day? 00:18:53.130 --> 00:18:55.600 We're the best showmen in town, 00:18:55.600 --> 00:18:56.830 just workin' for a livin'. 00:18:56.830 --> 00:19:00.790 Thank you, sir, thank you, thank you. 00:19:01.900 --> 00:19:07.200 You expect money for some crap like that? 00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:12.980 Do you folks want to see some real skill? 00:19:12.980 --> 00:19:16.350 Show us what you got. 00:19:28.560 --> 00:19:32.870 A cheap third-rate, but still not 00:19:32.870 --> 00:19:35.230 entirely without talent... 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:40.170 A country bumpkin with ambition, I see... 00:19:40.180 --> 00:19:44.470 I guess I could teach you a thing or two. 00:19:52.050 --> 00:19:54.920 Watch and learn, eh? 00:19:56.260 --> 00:19:58.280 Sure. 00:20:16.380 --> 00:20:20.400 Talent like that will get you far. 00:20:20.750 --> 00:20:24.450 But, sorry to say, not with this 00:20:24.450 --> 00:20:26.510 sophisticated audience. 00:20:27.490 --> 00:20:30.120 Maybe you should retire. 00:20:31.290 --> 00:20:32.850 Don't you agree? 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:42.060 This time it will be a pair-jump. 00:20:42.840 --> 00:20:46.000 Don't blink or you'll miss the action, eh? 00:21:33.420 --> 00:21:36.950 Howdy, I'm Six Dix. 00:21:39.360 --> 00:21:42.730 He's Seven Ravin' and that one's Eight Pate. 00:21:44.300 --> 00:21:47.860 Say, where is the biggest show spot in Seoul? 00:21:50.340 --> 00:21:55.210 It's been a while since there was one. 00:21:56.410 --> 00:21:57.570 Why is that? 00:21:57.810 --> 00:21:59.970 Don't tell me you don't know? 00:22:01.010 --> 00:22:03.750 The King's cleared out half the city 00:22:03.750 --> 00:22:08.050 to double his hunting ground. 00:22:08.620 --> 00:22:12.060 With only half the people as before, 00:22:12.060 --> 00:22:14.490 there ain't gonna be no show. 00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:24.070 But there is another kind of show... 00:22:39.850 --> 00:22:45.090 Gosh, I feel just awful! I have 9! 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:49.630 Raking in money like 00:22:49.630 --> 00:22:51.890 the King does virgins. 00:22:52.370 --> 00:22:56.460 Nah, I ain't that good yet. 00:22:59.040 --> 00:23:00.800 Now, let's see 00:23:01.110 --> 00:23:05.440 if I am as lucky as that tramp Nok-su. 00:23:09.280 --> 00:23:10.770 Who's Nok-su? 00:23:11.350 --> 00:23:13.580 Nok-su the Whore? 00:23:14.120 --> 00:23:18.130 The bitch has the King living inside her skirt. 00:23:18.130 --> 00:23:23.530 Before, she had every rich man living inside her skirt. 00:23:23.800 --> 00:23:26.060 Every dime I ever won went right into 00:23:26.300 --> 00:23:29.790 her bearded pouch. 00:23:31.740 --> 00:23:35.200 Here comes that awful feelin' again! 00:23:35.380 --> 00:23:37.240 I have 8! 00:23:50.460 --> 00:23:51.920 So where is my cut? 00:23:52.060 --> 00:23:55.690 Let's do this again tomorrow. 00:23:55.830 --> 00:23:59.200 It's only the first game, so, Captain... 00:24:00.370 --> 00:24:03.270 Mind if I call you 'Captain'? 00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:05.340 So, just like today, you... 00:24:09.940 --> 00:24:14.880 If I help you make more money tomorrow... 00:24:15.280 --> 00:24:17.010 Will you do as I say? 00:24:19.450 --> 00:24:23.860 Captain, don't start giving orders. 00:24:24.620 --> 00:24:29.990 So, what's your plan? 00:24:31.130 --> 00:24:33.430 We mock the King. 00:24:35.170 --> 00:24:36.340 The King? 00:24:36.340 --> 00:24:38.300 Did you not hear? 00:24:38.810 --> 00:24:42.870 In front of a cunt, every man kneels. 00:24:43.110 --> 00:24:46.480 Is the King any better than the rest of us? 00:24:47.080 --> 00:24:51.710 The King's bed, that's where the big money is. 00:24:56.520 --> 00:24:58.320 Just a minute. 00:25:09.100 --> 00:25:13.330 I ain't playing no eunuch! I got balls! 00:25:13.540 --> 00:25:15.980 This is bullshit. Forget it, I'm out. 00:25:15.980 --> 00:25:18.970 - Oh, man! - Come on! 00:25:20.650 --> 00:25:22.980 It's better than starving, I suppose. 00:25:23.280 --> 00:25:25.770 Go! 00:25:30.460 --> 00:25:31.650 Hurry up! 00:25:33.260 --> 00:25:37.890 "None." 00:25:48.910 --> 00:25:51.140 Eunuch Kim, 00:25:51.340 --> 00:25:54.510 what haste causes thee to jingle thy bells so? 00:25:54.520 --> 00:25:55.910 Hee haw! 00:25:56.180 --> 00:25:59.710 Jingle, shingle! Sure, if I had any! 00:26:00.450 --> 00:26:03.480 I'd jingle-jangle all the way! 00:26:04.520 --> 00:26:06.530 That's odd, 00:26:06.530 --> 00:26:09.620 I'm sure I heard jingles. 00:26:09.860 --> 00:26:11.160 Were they my bells, then? 00:26:11.170 --> 00:26:12.860 Wasn't it? 00:26:20.210 --> 00:26:22.440 Nok-su, Royal Consort. 00:26:25.050 --> 00:26:29.450 - Isn't she the King's Consort? - Sure is. 00:26:29.650 --> 00:26:32.090 What on earth is that woman doing! 00:26:32.090 --> 00:26:33.850 People say, 00:26:33.850 --> 00:26:38.260 she a Lady now but she still shits like a horse. 00:26:38.260 --> 00:26:43.320 So then the rumors were true after all! 00:27:08.220 --> 00:27:09.950 That feels good! 00:27:20.530 --> 00:27:23.130 We hit the jackpot today! 00:27:23.700 --> 00:27:26.940 Bring it on! Bring everything! 00:27:26.940 --> 00:27:29.680 Captain, let's do the show everyday. 00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:31.540 No, 3 times a day! 00:27:31.550 --> 00:27:32.910 And rake it in! 00:27:33.710 --> 00:27:35.650 How about a drink, fellah? 00:27:36.180 --> 00:27:39.790 I swear, I never saw a fellah so shy. 00:27:39.790 --> 00:27:43.760 But man, he sure knows how to gyrate them hips! 00:27:43.760 --> 00:27:46.530 Captain, we should have done this earlier! 00:27:46.530 --> 00:27:49.800 Someone grabbed my balls thinking I really had none. 00:27:49.800 --> 00:27:51.590 It scared the shit out of me! 00:27:51.770 --> 00:27:53.030 I saw, I saw! 00:27:53.430 --> 00:27:55.900 To the Captain! 00:28:00.310 --> 00:28:04.500 I knew you'd over do it. 00:28:05.650 --> 00:28:07.980 Just say 'no' next time. 00:28:11.420 --> 00:28:12.650 Feel good? 00:28:14.390 --> 00:28:16.480 Yeah. 00:28:17.120 --> 00:28:18.990 What feels so good? 00:28:19.830 --> 00:28:22.920 It's all good. 00:28:28.940 --> 00:28:31.400 My belly! 00:28:33.710 --> 00:28:35.970 Her water broke! 00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:39.210 Adulterer. 00:28:39.210 --> 00:28:41.410 There it is! I see the baby! 00:28:45.220 --> 00:28:47.150 Come on, push! 00:28:55.300 --> 00:28:56.920 Let's have a look. 00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:01.000 He has my forehead and my big nose too. 00:29:03.700 --> 00:29:06.670 This calls for a celebration! 00:29:06.670 --> 00:29:08.610 Hee haw! 00:29:13.180 --> 00:29:15.310 Thank you very much! 00:29:30.260 --> 00:29:31.250 Step back. 00:29:31.830 --> 00:29:34.490 Take these wretches to jail at once. 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:48.700 What, did you expect a prize for mocking the King? 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:50.580 Go see for yourself. 00:29:51.280 --> 00:29:53.880 Is it a crime to show what everyone 00:29:54.420 --> 00:29:56.420 already jokes about? 00:29:56.420 --> 00:29:57.790 How disrespectful! 00:29:58.420 --> 00:30:03.990 If it's about the King's "equipment"... 00:30:04.630 --> 00:30:08.090 he is the King after all. 00:30:08.370 --> 00:30:10.800 So we thought it ought to be King-size. 00:30:11.070 --> 00:30:12.400 Watch your tongue! 00:30:12.740 --> 00:30:15.470 Flog these fools! 00:30:28.690 --> 00:30:30.120 Wait! 00:30:31.120 --> 00:30:33.020 We can't die like this! 00:30:33.930 --> 00:30:36.260 Let us show it to the King. 00:30:36.700 --> 00:30:39.600 What? Keep flogging! 00:30:39.600 --> 00:30:41.160 Hold it! 00:30:46.870 --> 00:30:51.070 What did you say? 00:30:51.380 --> 00:30:54.180 If the King likes it, then we're innocent. 00:30:55.050 --> 00:30:57.350 We will make the King laugh. 00:30:58.550 --> 00:31:04.010 But if he does not... 00:31:05.390 --> 00:31:09.790 your heads will roll! 00:32:01.550 --> 00:32:05.480 Idiots that we are! We messed with the King! 00:32:06.320 --> 00:32:10.920 I got shit for brains, that's what! 00:32:10.930 --> 00:32:16.160 What insane King would find this amusing? 00:32:16.360 --> 00:32:18.460 In any case, it's a 'do or die'. 00:32:18.470 --> 00:32:20.230 So we're gonna die! 00:32:20.230 --> 00:32:21.930 Like dogs! 00:32:22.340 --> 00:32:23.890 I'd rather be flogged. 00:32:31.740 --> 00:32:35.680 The special event today... 00:32:36.020 --> 00:32:40.250 has been arranged for His Majesty's pleasure. 00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:43.980 Just relax and do what we always do. 00:32:44.320 --> 00:32:50.790 May it please you all. 00:33:13.890 --> 00:33:19.150 June 1st, 1504. 00:33:19.890 --> 00:33:23.190 As we jest, let ye mirth issue unimpeded. 00:33:23.800 --> 00:33:27.760 So we may live yet another day. 00:33:32.840 --> 00:33:33.970 Go. 00:33:50.090 --> 00:33:51.990 Eunuch... Kim... 00:33:52.660 --> 00:33:57.430 What haste... causes thee to jangle thy bells so? 00:33:58.360 --> 00:34:00.590 What the? 00:34:02.740 --> 00:34:06.140 Jingling my... balls? 00:34:06.570 --> 00:34:08.440 I... heard... 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:11.000 M, m, my... balls? 00:34:12.250 --> 00:34:15.040 But I... ain't got none. 00:34:19.350 --> 00:34:20.750 Hee... haw! 00:34:40.370 --> 00:34:41.700 Hee haw! 00:34:45.510 --> 00:34:48.410 None. 00:34:48.950 --> 00:34:53.410 Isn't that... the King's Consort? 00:34:54.150 --> 00:34:56.120 Sure, why... not? 00:34:56.990 --> 00:35:02.830 Rumor has it that the tramp... 00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:04.830 The wench... 00:35:07.230 --> 00:35:08.630 I mean, the Lady! 00:35:45.040 --> 00:35:47.100 Ah! That feels good! 00:36:05.220 --> 00:36:09.520 Come on, push! 00:36:11.830 --> 00:36:15.560 Captain, we're doomed! 00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:18.430 We're dead now! 00:36:48.900 --> 00:36:50.200 Let's have a look. 00:36:50.570 --> 00:36:54.370 He has my forehead and my big nose too. 00:36:54.670 --> 00:36:56.970 Let me have a look at you. 00:36:57.380 --> 00:37:06.380 Ho, ho, my son, my boy, my son. 00:37:07.020 --> 00:37:11.920 Come from Heaven or 00:37:12.190 --> 00:37:16.460 from the silent Earth? 00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:26.600 My pride, my boy, my son. 00:37:39.890 --> 00:37:42.480 So thou thinkest he's thy issue? 00:37:43.820 --> 00:37:48.890 What everyone knows, thou dost not. 00:37:53.600 --> 00:37:58.060 Then of whose loin is he? 00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:02.100 One of the eunuchs is still half a man. 00:38:02.380 --> 00:38:06.210 And he did his nightly rounds. 00:38:09.450 --> 00:38:12.250 Who is he? Spit it out! 00:38:12.750 --> 00:38:14.310 Spit with an empty mouth? 00:38:15.390 --> 00:38:17.880 You wily wench! 00:38:18.260 --> 00:38:21.090 Fine. I shall fill it! 00:38:22.530 --> 00:38:26.520 The one above or the one below? 00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:30.120 The one above. 00:38:30.670 --> 00:38:33.760 With teeth and tongue! 00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:22.420 Hear this! I shall suffer these clowns 00:39:22.720 --> 00:39:25.320 to entertain me from time to time. 00:39:25.590 --> 00:39:29.150 Prepare their quarters within the palace. 00:40:09.370 --> 00:40:10.840 Dig in. 00:40:18.580 --> 00:40:19.840 But Captain, 00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:23.310 why does the King want to keep us here? 00:40:24.720 --> 00:40:27.020 Maybe to raise our status? 00:40:27.590 --> 00:40:31.220 We're minstrels, what does our status matter? 00:40:31.220 --> 00:40:32.790 A full tummy, that's what counts. 00:40:32.790 --> 00:40:34.160 Damn right. 00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:37.160 I thought we'd never eat! 00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:43.370 Shit! Who is gonna eat this now? 00:40:43.370 --> 00:40:46.810 It's still food, it won't kill you. 00:40:46.810 --> 00:40:47.860 It's good. 00:40:49.780 --> 00:40:52.910 - Come on now, work with me! - Hold me tighter! 00:40:52.910 --> 00:40:55.850 The one above or the one below? 00:40:55.850 --> 00:40:57.440 The one above. 00:40:57.720 --> 00:40:58.580 I'm coming! I'm coming! 00:40:58.590 --> 00:41:02.680 - Unload, my Lord! - I am spent! 00:41:08.490 --> 00:41:11.260 You know, the one who played me... 00:41:11.530 --> 00:41:13.730 You stared at him so intensely, 00:41:13.730 --> 00:41:16.170 as if to drill a hole in his face. 00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:17.700 A hole? 00:41:21.140 --> 00:41:24.410 But is he really a man? 00:41:24.680 --> 00:41:26.800 His skin is so fair. 00:41:28.780 --> 00:41:32.110 Not even eunuchs have it so fine. 00:41:35.220 --> 00:41:41.160 It is not advisable, Your Majesty. 00:41:41.930 --> 00:41:44.690 Every time, it's always "no, no, no." 00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:47.230 So what is allowed then? 00:41:47.530 --> 00:41:51.590 Why does Your Majesty wish their presence here? 00:41:52.670 --> 00:41:55.140 What is so wrong with 00:41:55.140 --> 00:41:56.540 keeping them here? 00:41:56.540 --> 00:42:00.210 According to the edict issued by the previous King... 00:42:00.450 --> 00:42:04.580 A show must suit the occasion that calls for one. 00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:09.410 The law covers such trivial matters as well? 00:42:09.690 --> 00:42:11.250 It does, Your Majesty. 00:42:11.490 --> 00:42:16.200 If Your Majesty insists on keeping them here... 00:42:16.200 --> 00:42:19.630 There will be protest upon protest. 00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:39.450 This cannot be allowed, Your Majesty. 00:42:39.450 --> 00:42:43.080 May Your Majesty reconsider. 00:42:48.590 --> 00:42:52.860 Cheo-seon! Am I King or not? 00:42:53.200 --> 00:42:56.260 Am I still King when my dead father still rules, huh? 00:42:56.340 --> 00:42:59.030 Your Majesty, calm yourself. 00:42:59.410 --> 00:43:04.970 The prudent hunter treads silently to capture the prey. 00:43:12.020 --> 00:43:14.140 So, the ministers want us out? 00:43:16.560 --> 00:43:19.820 But the King told us to stay. 00:43:20.230 --> 00:43:23.220 Wasn't that by a Royal order? 00:43:25.100 --> 00:43:27.690 They see you as vermin, 00:43:28.670 --> 00:43:32.190 to be gotten rid of as soon as possible. 00:43:34.410 --> 00:43:36.610 Had I known that the King was 00:43:36.610 --> 00:43:38.340 so powerless... 00:43:38.610 --> 00:43:41.510 I would not have bothered to mock him! 00:43:43.450 --> 00:43:45.580 So he laughed once, and now 00:43:45.590 --> 00:43:48.950 you think you own the world. 00:43:51.790 --> 00:43:55.690 Tell him, thanks for the snack. 00:43:57.030 --> 00:43:59.930 You had the guts to lampoon the King. 00:44:01.100 --> 00:44:04.130 So why not the ministers? 00:44:11.780 --> 00:44:15.240 So we're allowed to satirize them too? 00:44:20.590 --> 00:44:26.860 Then help me set up an audition for more minstrels. 00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:30.920 Clothes define the man! 00:44:31.260 --> 00:44:33.320 Ladies! Get in line! 00:44:33.530 --> 00:44:39.610 Are we to make fun of the ministers 00:44:39.610 --> 00:44:41.300 or make them laugh? 00:44:41.610 --> 00:44:43.700 Both. 00:44:44.710 --> 00:44:47.340 We fooled with the King and he laughed, right? 00:44:47.980 --> 00:44:51.850 So if we fool with the ministers, they'll laugh too. 00:44:52.150 --> 00:44:53.450 I see. 00:44:53.720 --> 00:44:57.250 But Captain, those ministers are just dying to kick us out. 00:44:57.490 --> 00:44:59.920 What if we get into trouble later? 00:45:00.160 --> 00:45:05.330 So we need to find the best minstrels 00:45:05.330 --> 00:45:08.700 and put on a show to blow them away. 00:45:08.700 --> 00:45:10.190 Right, Captain? 00:45:12.300 --> 00:45:13.600 Are you done? 00:45:18.040 --> 00:45:24.140 Wow, your writing looks exactly like Gong-gil's! 00:45:24.350 --> 00:45:25.750 Yeah! 00:45:25.750 --> 00:45:30.590 I learned to write by imitating his style, that's why. 00:45:33.660 --> 00:45:35.590 Minstrels Audition. 00:45:36.260 --> 00:45:39.890 You're the man when it comes to imitating! 00:45:40.330 --> 00:45:43.170 Copy this and go paste them 00:45:43.170 --> 00:45:45.190 all over town. 00:45:45.370 --> 00:45:47.200 Now copy it exactly. 00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:04.810 What? 00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:10.020 What's so funny? 00:46:14.100 --> 00:46:16.570 It's just that... 00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:22.400 minstrels don't know how to read! 00:46:23.940 --> 00:46:27.340 Captain, trust me on this. 00:46:32.020 --> 00:46:34.590 Minstrels Audition at the Royal Palace. 00:46:34.590 --> 00:46:39.050 Come on in, fellahs. 00:46:40.860 --> 00:46:43.090 What's going on? 00:46:51.170 --> 00:46:52.000 Hee haw! 00:46:52.010 --> 00:46:53.970 Over the lovely... 00:47:35.010 --> 00:47:36.710 Here, my love! 00:47:54.530 --> 00:48:00.340 Next up is Choi from Pyong-yang! 00:48:00.340 --> 00:48:03.310 Break a leg! 00:48:04.310 --> 00:48:05.540 Hee haw! 00:48:08.280 --> 00:48:09.340 Yessiree! 00:48:15.720 --> 00:48:18.820 Sir, it is I. 00:48:21.190 --> 00:48:23.750 Do I know thee? 00:48:24.100 --> 00:48:26.890 I heard word about a vacant post. 00:48:29.940 --> 00:48:31.630 'Tis for thee. 00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:36.840 It's a turtle of gold. 00:48:37.540 --> 00:48:39.940 Put it away! 00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:42.920 As I cannot... 00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:46.320 'Tis nothing, I swear. 00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:50.720 I say, I cannot accept! 00:48:50.960 --> 00:48:53.820 'Tis but a piss-colored metal! 00:48:56.330 --> 00:48:57.890 Is thy heart immovable? 00:48:58.160 --> 00:49:00.100 Indeed, as a mountain! 00:49:00.100 --> 00:49:03.970 Truly? Verily not? 00:49:04.170 --> 00:49:07.400 May Heaven fall asunder! No! 00:49:08.270 --> 00:49:10.940 You're a tough nut to crack! 00:49:12.610 --> 00:49:14.170 Fine, then! 00:49:14.680 --> 00:49:20.180 Hey, your technique is too crude! 00:49:23.120 --> 00:49:27.990 I must return home but I am broke. 00:49:28.230 --> 00:49:31.960 So, take it for a nickel. 00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:35.100 In that case... 00:49:37.340 --> 00:49:39.900 I'll buy two. 00:50:00.830 --> 00:50:04.350 Sir, about my husband... 00:50:04.930 --> 00:50:07.800 Madam, not in this manner. 00:50:10.670 --> 00:50:14.470 It's all I have, sir. 00:50:14.470 --> 00:50:16.440 Please, no, no... 00:50:19.040 --> 00:50:22.500 This will bring only trouble. 00:50:26.150 --> 00:50:31.420 Sir, it's a token of my esteem. 00:50:31.990 --> 00:50:35.690 What dost thou take me for? 00:50:38.060 --> 00:50:42.190 Such firmness! Just as I've been told. 00:50:42.430 --> 00:50:45.160 Be gentle, madam! 00:50:48.510 --> 00:50:50.770 Such a precious gift! 00:50:51.040 --> 00:50:53.440 Let my hands speak for me. 00:51:13.670 --> 00:51:17.970 As a token of my... 00:51:22.810 --> 00:51:24.070 Keep going. 00:51:35.490 --> 00:51:37.580 Let me have a look. 00:51:44.630 --> 00:51:48.160 I dislike odd-shaped things. 00:51:49.500 --> 00:51:52.100 But something like this might do. 00:51:55.540 --> 00:51:57.340 Like this? 00:52:11.560 --> 00:52:14.680 You shall have it! 00:52:18.830 --> 00:52:21.390 You just don't get it, do you! 00:52:22.600 --> 00:52:24.190 Look. 00:52:26.040 --> 00:52:27.630 Like this. 00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:30.810 Like this. 00:52:39.680 --> 00:52:44.020 I've got it! Here! 00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:48.520 Exactly. 00:52:48.790 --> 00:52:50.920 Here we go! 00:53:17.390 --> 00:53:18.620 Hee haw! 00:53:18.620 --> 00:53:21.990 To you, my lords! 00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:25.960 Lighten your hearts and enjoy! 00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:36.770 What's the matter? 00:53:40.380 --> 00:53:42.440 A pang of conscience, perhaps? 00:53:43.650 --> 00:53:45.280 Most certainly. 00:54:03.520 --> 00:54:05.150 So who is it? 00:54:07.190 --> 00:54:08.560 Is it you? 00:54:09.860 --> 00:54:13.600 I hear song and dance never stops at your house. 00:54:13.600 --> 00:54:16.330 That is not so, Your Majesty! 00:54:18.100 --> 00:54:20.190 Then you perhaps? 00:54:21.600 --> 00:54:23.340 A retinue of over 100 virgins 00:54:23.340 --> 00:54:26.210 on your trip to Pyongyang? 00:54:26.540 --> 00:54:29.380 Never, Your Majesty! 00:54:30.210 --> 00:54:33.610 So it's you then? 00:54:36.690 --> 00:54:38.090 How now! 00:54:39.590 --> 00:54:41.850 Spill the cup given by the King? 00:54:42.460 --> 00:54:45.130 Forgive me, Your Majesty! 00:54:45.130 --> 00:54:47.320 Forgive you for what? 00:54:47.660 --> 00:54:51.100 Even your sentry demands bribes, I hear. 00:54:51.330 --> 00:54:54.540 So, my wine is not good enough for you? 00:54:54.540 --> 00:54:56.060 Have mercy, Your Majesty! 00:54:56.270 --> 00:54:59.570 I grew up in poverty as a child... 00:55:00.810 --> 00:55:02.510 So you sold titles for money? 00:55:02.750 --> 00:55:05.680 So was I a fool to give you one for free? 00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:12.410 Share thy profit, you ungrateful cur! 00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:18.890 Dismiss him from the Ministry, 00:55:19.130 --> 00:55:21.390 and seize all his property. 00:55:21.560 --> 00:55:22.860 And... 00:55:24.300 --> 00:55:26.530 Cut off all his fingers, 00:55:26.740 --> 00:55:31.330 and you ministers shall see them at hand. 00:55:42.850 --> 00:55:44.720 What is your name? 00:55:50.530 --> 00:55:53.050 I am Gong-gil, Your Majesty. 00:55:58.700 --> 00:56:01.400 Comedy in a bloodbath! Nice going! 00:56:01.900 --> 00:56:04.270 I hope we don't get hurt in the end! 00:56:04.570 --> 00:56:08.110 The King was amused, so what's the worry? 00:56:08.110 --> 00:56:12.010 Yeah, but he can be so cruel! 00:56:12.150 --> 00:56:14.120 It makes me nervous! 00:56:16.790 --> 00:56:19.410 Wrap it up and go to bed. 00:56:20.620 --> 00:56:23.520 Why did the King call for Gong-gil? 00:56:23.790 --> 00:56:28.390 Who knows? What's taking so long? 00:56:34.600 --> 00:56:37.540 Never look at his face. 00:56:39.040 --> 00:56:42.270 Do not ask any questions. 00:56:43.310 --> 00:56:46.250 And before you answer, always say... 00:56:47.180 --> 00:56:50.780 If it pleases Your Majesty... 00:56:51.950 --> 00:56:54.820 And if he praises you, say, 00:56:54.830 --> 00:57:00.230 By Your Majesty's grace. 00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:38.800 Let's play. 00:57:39.740 --> 00:57:43.260 If it pleases Your Majesty... 00:57:46.310 --> 00:57:47.740 Sir? 00:57:50.580 --> 00:57:52.600 I said, let's have some fun. 00:57:52.950 --> 00:57:55.850 If it graces by Your Majesty... 00:57:55.850 --> 00:57:59.790 That bastard of a minister spoiled the fun, didn't he. 00:58:00.060 --> 00:58:04.020 So, just you and me, let's play. 00:59:37.820 --> 00:59:41.980 Gong-gil's back! Gong-gil! Come here. 00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:45.290 What did the King want? 00:59:46.460 --> 00:59:47.900 What did you do? 00:59:49.230 --> 00:59:50.790 We played with puppets. 00:59:51.270 --> 00:59:53.930 - Puppets? - He enjoyed it. 00:59:54.300 --> 00:59:56.430 And that's all? 01:00:00.040 --> 01:00:03.950 He poured me some wine. 01:00:03.950 --> 01:00:07.680 He did? And what else? 01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:57.760 Come to mama. Poor baby's hungry. 01:00:59.070 --> 01:01:01.470 Baby wants mama's milk. Come on. 01:01:04.410 --> 01:01:06.530 Don't want milk? 01:01:07.310 --> 01:01:09.640 Then some wine, baby? 01:01:57.060 --> 01:01:59.990 Did you all view Yun's fingers? 01:02:01.100 --> 01:02:05.090 Don't tell me you really did! 01:02:05.330 --> 01:02:07.940 Your Majesty, for every crime 01:02:07.940 --> 01:02:10.600 there is a fitting punishment. 01:02:11.070 --> 01:02:13.910 No doubt Yun deserves to be 01:02:13.910 --> 01:02:15.880 punished for corruption. 01:02:16.180 --> 01:02:20.280 But allowing the minstrels to mock the dignity of ministers... 01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:24.080 will only undermine the authority of the government. 01:02:24.390 --> 01:02:27.580 They're jesters, so they jest. 01:02:28.860 --> 01:02:33.400 But if Your Majesty continues to dance to their tune... 01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:34.830 Their tune? 01:02:36.100 --> 01:02:40.560 It is you who would seek to call the tune! 01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:42.870 You speak only to nag me 01:02:42.870 --> 01:02:44.540 about the damn law! 01:02:44.540 --> 01:02:48.710 Dismiss this nagging fool immediately! 01:02:48.710 --> 01:02:53.020 Your Majesty, given his loyalty to the previous King... 01:02:53.020 --> 01:02:54.850 Surely he deserves some mercy. 01:02:54.850 --> 01:02:58.320 Loyal to my father? 01:02:58.320 --> 01:03:00.250 Yes, but then why not to me as well? 01:03:00.460 --> 01:03:04.830 The previous King was like 01:03:04.830 --> 01:03:08.960 a wise father to the people. 01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:13.320 Your Majesty! 01:03:14.100 --> 01:03:15.400 Your Majesty! 01:03:16.540 --> 01:03:19.200 Sully my sight nevermore! 01:03:26.680 --> 01:03:27.840 His Majesty! 01:03:36.890 --> 01:03:38.050 You play too! 01:03:40.300 --> 01:03:41.520 Go on! 01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:48.060 Do it! 01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:31.750 Gong-gil! 01:04:33.380 --> 01:04:35.440 Where is my Gong-gil? 01:04:54.470 --> 01:04:55.840 Sit over there. 01:04:56.270 --> 01:04:57.140 But, Your Majesty... 01:04:57.140 --> 01:05:00.170 I insist. Sit. 01:05:04.110 --> 01:05:05.710 Now look at this. 01:05:12.790 --> 01:05:15.990 Father, I long to see mother! 01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:20.320 Did I not tell thee to forget her? 01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:23.570 Sir, I beg of thee, just this once... 01:05:23.570 --> 01:05:24.900 weak in will, 01:05:25.130 --> 01:05:28.300 thou art fit to become but a changeling! 01:05:30.570 --> 01:05:35.370 Father! I beg thee! 01:05:59.100 --> 01:06:03.160 And follow this book for whose pleasure? 01:06:09.650 --> 01:06:12.770 You serve the King, do you not? 01:06:20.490 --> 01:06:26.660 But why does the King call for Gong-gil so often? 01:06:27.030 --> 01:06:31.360 His Majesty calls whom he pleases. 01:06:31.600 --> 01:06:34.090 It concerns you not. 01:07:55.320 --> 01:07:57.010 We're leaving this place. 01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:06.350 Cheo-seon wants us to do this. 01:08:10.070 --> 01:08:14.160 Shit, what are we now, puppets? 01:08:21.510 --> 01:08:23.880 We should have left sooner. 01:08:29.220 --> 01:08:32.350 Fine, so we'll leave. 01:08:33.690 --> 01:08:35.160 But... 01:08:37.190 --> 01:08:38.890 After we do this. 01:08:41.360 --> 01:08:43.160 I really want to. 01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:47.960 We cannot do this anywhere else. 01:09:05.890 --> 01:09:08.220 There's the King's grandmother. 01:09:08.620 --> 01:09:11.490 And the previous King's consorts. 01:09:11.490 --> 01:09:12.590 Really! 01:09:12.830 --> 01:09:14.130 Let's get ready. 01:09:15.530 --> 01:09:18.030 Pay attention and stick to your parts. 01:09:18.030 --> 01:09:19.300 Yeah, yeah. 01:09:21.440 --> 01:09:23.230 Just this once, then we leave. 01:09:34.750 --> 01:09:39.880 If tonight the King... 01:09:40.320 --> 01:09:44.780 Should call me to his bed... 01:09:45.530 --> 01:09:51.230 'Tis already the 300th night... 01:09:51.570 --> 01:09:57.200 Of my forlorn loneliness. 01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.160 Ouch! 01:10:07.350 --> 01:10:10.810 My Lord, this night... 01:10:11.050 --> 01:10:13.990 Let me serve thee. 01:10:21.800 --> 01:10:26.960 Another night, another nought. 01:10:27.300 --> 01:10:31.200 Passion swells. 01:10:32.770 --> 01:10:41.380 So I kept this awl pressed to my arm. 01:10:50.460 --> 01:10:53.290 Her Majesty! 01:10:54.600 --> 01:10:56.960 This is most unfair! 01:10:57.270 --> 01:11:00.720 You fools! 01:11:01.440 --> 01:11:03.200 Whisper, whisper. 01:11:03.410 --> 01:11:05.130 She this, she that. 01:11:06.010 --> 01:11:11.540 Stop mumbling and speak! 01:11:15.120 --> 01:11:19.050 Surely that is not us that those jesters mock? 01:11:19.720 --> 01:11:23.780 They would not dare with the Queen mum watching. 01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:35.400 Oh, Mother! 01:12:24.420 --> 01:12:27.080 No! Desist! I beg thee. 01:12:27.960 --> 01:12:32.790 Must you demand the death of the woman I love? 01:12:33.300 --> 01:12:35.920 Infinite is her deviousness. 01:12:36.260 --> 01:12:40.290 She has my son's soul bewitched. 01:12:41.070 --> 01:12:43.230 Drink this bitter potion. 01:12:53.110 --> 01:12:55.450 Unbounded is the King's love... 01:12:56.520 --> 01:12:59.420 But many are those who want it. 01:13:01.460 --> 01:13:04.860 He giveth me this black liquid of love, 01:13:05.860 --> 01:13:08.090 how can I refuse? 01:13:13.240 --> 01:13:14.930 My son. 01:13:16.610 --> 01:13:19.510 Dwell long in the sweetness of life... 01:13:22.410 --> 01:13:26.350 And bury me by the road 01:13:27.520 --> 01:13:30.640 the King travels on. 01:13:34.790 --> 01:13:36.190 My son! 01:13:56.410 --> 01:13:57.880 Mother! 01:14:24.210 --> 01:14:27.660 Have mercy, Your Majesty! 01:14:33.280 --> 01:14:35.580 What is all this? 01:14:36.020 --> 01:14:38.250 My mother they murdered! 01:14:38.450 --> 01:14:39.850 Art thou blind? 01:14:39.860 --> 01:14:43.860 Nonsense! She was a woman of treachery and... 01:14:43.860 --> 01:14:47.060 Silence! Do not kill my mother twice! 01:14:47.060 --> 01:14:48.620 No! 01:14:49.530 --> 01:14:50.700 Mercy! Mercy! 01:14:50.700 --> 01:14:51.860 Your Majesty. 01:14:52.830 --> 01:14:54.500 Enough! 01:14:54.740 --> 01:14:56.910 Touch me not! 01:14:56.910 --> 01:14:58.240 No! 01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:48.320 What the hell is going on? 01:15:49.820 --> 01:15:51.890 Every time we do a show, 01:15:51.890 --> 01:15:53.360 people end up dead! 01:15:53.360 --> 01:15:57.230 Thanks to that loose cannon of a King! 01:15:58.570 --> 01:16:00.760 Gong-gil! 01:16:01.500 --> 01:16:05.100 Have you heard anything? 01:16:06.140 --> 01:16:07.730 Pack your things. 01:16:08.110 --> 01:16:09.100 Eh? 01:16:10.710 --> 01:16:13.610 - We're leaving this place. - Leave? 01:16:14.580 --> 01:16:16.520 I told the old man we're leaving. 01:16:19.450 --> 01:16:21.220 Allow me to leave, Your Majesty. 01:16:22.560 --> 01:16:27.430 Take this, although compared to what you've given me, 01:16:28.300 --> 01:16:29.200 it is nothing. 01:16:29.200 --> 01:16:30.430 Your Majesty! 01:16:32.030 --> 01:16:34.020 Grant me to leave this place. 01:16:39.570 --> 01:16:41.010 Very nice! 01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:45.140 An official's robe just so becomes you. 01:16:46.180 --> 01:16:50.950 The silk looks stunning with your fair skin! 01:16:51.590 --> 01:16:53.350 But still, 01:16:54.020 --> 01:16:57.980 for all the hard work he did exposing all your enemies... 01:16:58.560 --> 01:17:00.790 A rather shabby gift, isn't it? 01:17:01.360 --> 01:17:02.800 Leave us. 01:17:05.270 --> 01:17:07.360 What if he's really a girl? 01:17:08.340 --> 01:17:11.770 His voice, his gestures... 01:17:12.210 --> 01:17:14.510 Not even eunuchs can have the same finesse. 01:17:14.510 --> 01:17:15.810 Enough! 01:17:16.310 --> 01:17:19.970 Are you not curious? Let's strip him. 01:17:20.680 --> 01:17:23.120 Go on! Be a man and show it to me! 01:17:23.120 --> 01:17:23.950 Enough, I say! 01:17:23.950 --> 01:17:25.320 A little shy, are we? 01:17:25.590 --> 01:17:29.280 Then we will all strip. How's that? 01:17:30.460 --> 01:17:33.330 You vile clown! 01:17:33.530 --> 01:17:34.720 You just wait! 01:17:36.830 --> 01:17:38.700 My Lady! Please! 01:17:39.000 --> 01:17:41.730 You filthy clown! Let go! 01:17:41.970 --> 01:17:43.460 How dare you? 01:17:43.670 --> 01:17:46.540 Let go! 01:17:46.540 --> 01:17:49.840 How could you do this to me! 01:17:49.850 --> 01:17:52.340 - Open this door! - Let go! 01:18:21.540 --> 01:18:23.440 Let me go. 01:18:30.750 --> 01:18:37.520 You never had any intention of ever leaving, did you? 01:18:40.530 --> 01:18:42.000 That's not true. 01:18:43.570 --> 01:18:45.120 So what's this then? 01:18:46.630 --> 01:18:49.300 Might as well fuck the richest guy in town, 01:18:49.570 --> 01:18:51.540 is that it? 01:18:55.540 --> 01:18:57.600 Don't talk to me that way. 01:19:15.730 --> 01:19:22.330 Hear this. I have conferred a rank upon Gong-gil. 01:19:23.570 --> 01:19:26.440 Arrange a celebration in his honor. 01:19:26.640 --> 01:19:30.240 We are still in mourning over the deceased Queen, 01:19:30.250 --> 01:19:32.640 Your Majesty. 01:19:33.920 --> 01:19:38.610 But I have conferred a rank. 01:19:39.550 --> 01:19:42.280 So a celebration is in order, is it not? 01:19:44.390 --> 01:19:47.690 Perhaps a hunt could please Your Majesty. 01:19:49.500 --> 01:19:53.960 Party 'No', but hunting 'Yes'? 01:19:54.240 --> 01:19:56.830 Not to kill, but only for 01:19:57.040 --> 01:19:59.970 the pleasure of the chase. 01:20:02.580 --> 01:20:03.980 First it's eunuchs, 01:20:03.980 --> 01:20:07.310 then servant girls, and now this! 01:20:07.550 --> 01:20:10.350 What's with the chicken mask? 01:20:10.350 --> 01:20:14.790 Gong-gil's been what? Entitled? 01:20:14.990 --> 01:20:16.690 And so we must wear 01:20:16.690 --> 01:20:18.780 these ridiculous things? 01:20:19.590 --> 01:20:25.000 Shut up! Just do as you're told. 01:20:25.270 --> 01:20:26.460 Aye, aye. 01:20:48.690 --> 01:20:50.020 Okay, we're on. 01:20:50.030 --> 01:20:52.290 Everybody disperse, quickly! 01:20:52.430 --> 01:20:54.760 - Where to? - That way. 01:20:54.930 --> 01:20:56.560 Which way? Which way? 01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:29.660 Where is the Captain? 01:21:29.670 --> 01:21:30.870 I don't know. 01:21:30.870 --> 01:21:33.060 - And Gong-gil? - No idea. 01:21:33.570 --> 01:21:35.090 This is bullshit! 01:21:49.720 --> 01:21:50.840 It's Gong-gil! 01:21:51.820 --> 01:21:54.790 Gong-gil! Over here! 01:22:09.740 --> 01:22:12.000 Gong-gil, where's the Captain? 01:22:12.470 --> 01:22:15.370 Man, this sucks. 01:22:17.450 --> 01:22:18.710 What's this? 01:22:19.480 --> 01:22:21.070 Run! 01:22:34.530 --> 01:22:37.000 Gong-gil! Gong-gil is in danger! 01:22:37.000 --> 01:22:38.830 Come on! Let's go! 01:23:55.380 --> 01:23:56.340 Shoot! 01:23:57.210 --> 01:23:58.370 Shoot! 01:24:02.250 --> 01:24:03.440 Gong-gil! 01:24:04.290 --> 01:24:06.250 Oh, no! 01:24:30.610 --> 01:24:32.640 So, I see. 01:24:33.550 --> 01:24:36.040 We're not hunting quails, are we? 01:24:36.450 --> 01:24:41.110 By selfless sacrifice, ministers have built this kingdom. 01:24:41.560 --> 01:24:46.750 Yet you invite gutter rats to mock us? 01:24:46.990 --> 01:24:50.160 When my father sentenced my mother to death... 01:24:51.870 --> 01:24:55.300 You were the one who delivered the poison! 01:24:56.470 --> 01:25:00.570 Her blood is on your hands! 01:25:06.580 --> 01:25:12.210 Heaven has seen the evils of your tyranny. 01:25:16.560 --> 01:25:20.820 And will punish you for it. 01:25:33.610 --> 01:25:35.670 We should have left... 01:25:37.380 --> 01:25:39.740 when we had the chance! 01:25:43.650 --> 01:25:49.750 - Six Dix! Don't go! - No! No! 01:26:50.180 --> 01:26:51.310 Six Dix! 01:26:58.960 --> 01:27:00.690 Come back! 01:27:15.680 --> 01:27:17.440 By selfless sacrifice, 01:27:17.750 --> 01:27:22.270 ministers have built this kingdom. 01:27:23.420 --> 01:27:28.880 Yet you invite gutter rats to mock us? 01:27:31.990 --> 01:27:33.860 Now it's your turn. 01:27:34.260 --> 01:27:35.990 Take this. Take it. 01:27:38.030 --> 01:27:39.860 Now, shoot me! 01:27:41.470 --> 01:27:43.870 No, shoot her instead. 01:27:43.870 --> 01:27:47.740 Here is a wench who stops at no evil! Shoot! 01:27:52.380 --> 01:27:53.900 Shoot! 01:27:58.550 --> 01:28:00.140 Shoot! 01:28:16.140 --> 01:28:17.540 Shoot, I say! 01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:38.950 Heaven has seen the evils of your tyranny. 01:29:02.980 --> 01:29:05.210 My Lady, here is the flyer, 01:29:05.490 --> 01:29:07.450 written by Gong-gil's hand. 01:29:13.460 --> 01:29:14.930 Read it out loud! 01:29:19.900 --> 01:29:23.390 In depravity upon depravity, the King... 01:29:24.310 --> 01:29:26.000 what's this about? 01:29:26.270 --> 01:29:29.370 They say these flyers are pasted all over Seoul! 01:29:30.340 --> 01:29:31.710 Then this was written by? 01:29:31.910 --> 01:29:33.540 You numbskull! 01:29:34.550 --> 01:29:37.980 Now you see why I wanted a copy of this? 01:30:23.800 --> 01:30:25.700 Want to know who wrote this? 01:30:31.570 --> 01:30:32.940 Look at it. 01:30:37.780 --> 01:30:39.180 Haven't you heard? 01:30:39.650 --> 01:30:42.720 There are flyers up criticizing the King. 01:30:42.720 --> 01:30:44.880 And not just the King either. 01:30:45.220 --> 01:30:49.210 We're mentioned too, and not in a nice way! 01:30:49.390 --> 01:30:51.360 We too could end up dead. 01:30:51.990 --> 01:30:53.430 Let's go. 01:31:05.940 --> 01:31:07.100 Don't go. 01:31:07.270 --> 01:31:08.670 Let's go, Captain! 01:31:34.270 --> 01:31:36.860 No! Don't go! 01:31:37.140 --> 01:31:39.000 You've gone mad! 01:32:06.900 --> 01:32:10.970 No! No! No! 01:32:10.970 --> 01:32:12.340 - Let go! - Don't go! 01:32:12.340 --> 01:32:13.840 Let go of me! 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:18.300 - Stop it! Stop it! - Let go! 01:32:36.030 --> 01:32:37.360 Write this. 01:32:41.300 --> 01:32:44.330 In depravity upon depravity, the King... 01:32:46.810 --> 01:32:48.070 My Lady! 01:32:48.510 --> 01:32:50.000 Keep writing! 01:32:52.550 --> 01:32:55.710 In depravity upon depravity, the King... 01:32:58.990 --> 01:33:01.150 Keep writing, I say! 01:33:05.830 --> 01:33:07.760 With dancing girls on his lap, 01:33:07.760 --> 01:33:10.030 and clowns by his side... 01:33:10.030 --> 01:33:12.520 The King indulges in the most vulgar... 01:33:24.850 --> 01:33:26.400 It's identical! 01:33:29.250 --> 01:33:30.720 Arrest him! 01:33:36.390 --> 01:33:41.330 Your Majesty, I know nothing about this. My Lord! 01:33:42.130 --> 01:33:43.690 But why? 01:33:53.710 --> 01:33:55.870 You have the wrong man. 01:33:58.150 --> 01:34:03.280 I wrote it. He's innocent. 01:34:03.980 --> 01:34:07.650 The audacity of it has my signature all over it. 01:34:08.660 --> 01:34:12.110 After all, it was by audacity that I got in the palace. 01:34:12.260 --> 01:34:14.030 You're making this up! 01:34:14.030 --> 01:34:16.330 Well, well. 01:34:18.430 --> 01:34:23.890 A whore and her tongue's work is never done. 01:34:24.270 --> 01:34:25.670 How dare you! 01:34:35.650 --> 01:34:37.240 Look closely. 01:34:56.040 --> 01:34:57.770 He's lying! 01:34:58.070 --> 01:35:00.040 Why would he confess so readily? 01:35:06.480 --> 01:35:08.470 He learned to write from me. 01:35:09.550 --> 01:35:11.850 He imitated my style. 01:35:12.620 --> 01:35:14.420 That's why it looks the same. 01:35:14.820 --> 01:35:17.450 But he has no guts to write such a thing. 01:35:19.230 --> 01:35:21.020 These words are mine. 01:35:21.460 --> 01:35:23.520 He is the King's beloved. 01:35:23.860 --> 01:35:26.330 Why would he do such a thing? 01:35:27.770 --> 01:35:29.430 As soon as day breaks... 01:35:29.770 --> 01:35:31.470 Behead him. 01:35:37.710 --> 01:35:41.170 In bringing the minstrels into the palace... 01:35:42.120 --> 01:35:45.390 I wanted them to show Your Majesty... 01:35:45.390 --> 01:35:49.980 The corruption plaguing your court. 01:35:51.460 --> 01:35:52.890 And? 01:35:53.390 --> 01:35:58.530 But in your lust for a boy, you've become... 01:35:58.530 --> 01:36:00.360 Do you wish to die? 01:36:01.030 --> 01:36:03.330 Perhaps your time has come. 01:36:06.940 --> 01:36:12.280 Death, I do not fear. 01:36:14.650 --> 01:36:18.780 But to see the previous King... 01:36:19.350 --> 01:36:20.650 Get out! 01:36:21.250 --> 01:36:23.420 And appear never again! 01:36:40.010 --> 01:36:41.700 My Lord! Spare him! 01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:47.010 Spare him! My Lord! 01:36:50.820 --> 01:36:53.650 Spare him! I beg you! 01:37:33.990 --> 01:37:38.620 You're free to go. Your work is done. 01:37:41.640 --> 01:37:43.930 That's not by a Royal order, is it? 01:37:46.010 --> 01:37:48.240 Forget Gong-gil. 01:38:06.690 --> 01:38:10.060 From up here, even the palace 01:38:10.630 --> 01:38:13.790 looks no better than a hovel! 01:38:16.770 --> 01:38:20.100 In a world full of scoundrels, only here... 01:38:20.670 --> 01:38:24.110 Did I meet the nastiest of them all. 01:38:25.080 --> 01:38:28.070 Ho! And the foul things he would do! 01:38:28.750 --> 01:38:33.190 Will you hear this tale then? 01:38:36.620 --> 01:38:41.530 As the gods kill us for their sport, so would he. 01:38:43.600 --> 01:38:46.690 He killed more souls than... 01:38:47.100 --> 01:38:49.630 There are tiles on these roofs. 01:38:50.340 --> 01:38:52.600 His lust insatiable... 01:38:53.040 --> 01:38:57.500 Even 2,000 virgins were not enough. 01:38:57.910 --> 01:39:00.240 Why, his pecker was this big. 01:39:00.910 --> 01:39:04.040 No, this big! 01:39:04.820 --> 01:39:09.020 With it he skewered clam after virgin clam. 01:39:10.090 --> 01:39:14.960 And when he got tired of girls... 01:39:16.060 --> 01:39:20.760 He wasted no time mounting a boy. 01:39:21.740 --> 01:39:25.170 Whoever pleased his one-eyed snake... 01:39:25.970 --> 01:39:30.070 was given delicacies and silk robes. 01:39:30.510 --> 01:39:33.500 And a title to boot! 01:39:43.920 --> 01:39:45.650 My Lord! My Lord! 01:39:57.200 --> 01:40:00.000 Please, no! My Lord! Spare him! 01:40:34.840 --> 01:40:37.440 No! Your Majesty! 01:40:38.310 --> 01:40:43.410 Pollute not thy hands with the blood of the vulgar! 01:40:46.350 --> 01:40:47.580 Well said. 01:40:50.990 --> 01:40:52.720 You do it then. 01:40:53.630 --> 01:40:57.360 Kill me instead. 01:40:58.700 --> 01:41:00.000 Kill me! 01:41:00.500 --> 01:41:05.030 I've nothing more to lose, so strike! 01:41:06.070 --> 01:41:07.630 Nothing to lose? 01:41:15.850 --> 01:41:17.750 Hear my command! 01:41:19.120 --> 01:41:21.750 Sear his eyes with iron! 01:41:27.530 --> 01:41:36.800 No, no, no, no, no, no! 01:41:45.080 --> 01:41:47.950 The date has been fixed. 01:41:55.690 --> 01:41:58.780 You have served 3 Kings. 01:42:03.060 --> 01:42:08.160 Join us in serving the 4th King. 01:42:12.010 --> 01:42:13.530 It is not men... 01:42:14.670 --> 01:42:18.130 But Heaven that mandates Kings. 01:42:18.480 --> 01:42:21.850 Then let us obey the will of Heaven. 01:42:22.180 --> 01:42:26.450 Has Heaven not abandoned this King? 01:42:33.390 --> 01:42:35.420 How could I know... 01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:41.460 what Heaven wills? 01:42:43.040 --> 01:42:50.700 So whose idea was it to take in the minstrels? 01:42:55.750 --> 01:43:03.660 Bringing in some clowns hardly requires an idea. 01:43:14.670 --> 01:43:18.690 Jesters jest. 01:43:20.140 --> 01:43:22.800 We laugh, and then it's over. 01:43:43.360 --> 01:43:44.560 Hey you! 01:43:46.770 --> 01:43:49.360 Shall I tell you a story? 01:43:51.300 --> 01:43:54.240 When I worked as a servant in my youth... 01:43:56.280 --> 01:44:01.710 One day, the madam's ring went missing. 01:44:02.950 --> 01:44:08.850 The master was furious with us servants. 01:44:09.890 --> 01:44:12.950 But everybody kept mum. 01:44:13.960 --> 01:44:19.360 It was unbearably cold that day. 01:44:20.300 --> 01:44:25.600 So I said, "I did it". 01:44:26.610 --> 01:44:29.300 So where's the ring? He says. 01:44:30.040 --> 01:44:36.070 So I said, "I swallowed it". 01:44:37.980 --> 01:44:41.750 Right then, a club comes a-flying. 01:44:42.390 --> 01:44:47.830 And whacks me right in the mouth! 01:44:50.130 --> 01:44:55.300 Man, did it sting! Like it was on fire. 01:44:57.340 --> 01:45:02.780 Just like my eyes right now. 01:45:05.710 --> 01:45:10.840 Had I been hit in my eye instead... 01:45:12.890 --> 01:45:17.290 Maybe my mouth would suffer today? 01:45:23.400 --> 01:45:28.300 All my life, I played at being blind. 01:45:29.340 --> 01:45:32.070 Now that I'm really blind, 01:45:33.040 --> 01:45:36.410 I'll never get to play it again. 01:45:39.580 --> 01:45:44.950 And I was just getting good at it too. 01:45:54.490 --> 01:45:57.620 - I'm so sorry. - For what? 01:45:59.470 --> 01:46:03.200 I was the one who stole the ring. 01:46:11.640 --> 01:46:13.370 Let's run away together! 01:46:32.870 --> 01:46:34.490 Don't look down! 01:46:36.070 --> 01:46:37.540 I'm scared! 01:46:39.070 --> 01:46:42.130 All around the rope is an abyss. 01:46:43.740 --> 01:46:47.940 Neither land nor sky, but an abyss. 01:46:53.490 --> 01:46:57.860 All my life, I played at being blind. 01:47:03.830 --> 01:47:05.760 Now that I am really blind, 01:47:06.500 --> 01:47:10.030 it's a shame I'll never get to play one. 01:47:14.140 --> 01:47:17.110 And I was just getting good at it too. 01:47:37.230 --> 01:47:38.460 Why? 01:47:39.770 --> 01:47:41.730 Why? 01:49:11.220 --> 01:49:13.020 Bastard! 01:49:15.500 --> 01:49:17.990 Arrange a party, Cheo-seon. 01:49:20.870 --> 01:49:27.330 Cheo-seon! Cheo-seon! 01:51:13.550 --> 01:51:18.420 Being blind, I thought I'd never walk the rope again. 01:51:19.720 --> 01:51:22.090 But this is something else! 01:51:24.860 --> 01:51:29.620 Truth be told, I have a knack for going blind. 01:51:31.060 --> 01:51:33.290 Listen to this story. 01:51:42.170 --> 01:51:44.670 After I saw my first show, 01:51:45.440 --> 01:51:47.380 I was blind to everything else. 01:51:48.610 --> 01:51:50.480 What a high that was... 01:51:52.020 --> 01:51:55.560 strutting on the stage, 01:51:55.560 --> 01:51:57.580 rapping with a partner. 01:52:01.460 --> 01:52:03.120 I could see nothing else! 01:52:06.200 --> 01:52:10.570 When I came to Seoul, the glitter of 01:52:10.840 --> 01:52:12.570 money blinded me. 01:52:14.270 --> 01:52:16.210 Then I came here... 01:52:20.410 --> 01:52:22.040 to the palace... 01:52:26.150 --> 01:52:30.380 And being blind, I saw nothing. 01:52:32.960 --> 01:52:37.900 Didn't see the murderous thief stealing a heart. 01:52:50.010 --> 01:52:51.480 Well that's that. 01:52:52.780 --> 01:52:55.340 Anyway, I see nothing 01:52:55.820 --> 01:52:57.720 but an abyss now. 01:52:58.920 --> 01:53:00.550 How sublime! 01:53:01.020 --> 01:53:03.560 I should have gone blind sooner! 01:53:03.560 --> 01:53:06.320 You damn fool! 01:53:10.960 --> 01:53:13.590 Is it really so good to be blind! 01:53:15.500 --> 01:53:20.560 Yeah, it is! I love it, I really do! 01:53:32.550 --> 01:53:37.820 My, my, there's a fool, rash and proud! 01:53:47.170 --> 01:53:53.200 A sightless fool who knows not where he stands! 01:53:53.540 --> 01:53:55.630 Get down this instant! 01:53:55.880 --> 01:53:58.540 Ho! A tongue most untamed! 01:53:59.380 --> 01:54:03.510 I am the King of this palace, you wench! 01:54:09.620 --> 01:54:10.950 Indeed you are! 01:54:15.830 --> 01:54:20.660 I've always wanted to see my King. 01:54:21.630 --> 01:54:24.260 And now I've seen thee, I see! 01:54:27.110 --> 01:54:31.440 What? What do you see? 01:54:31.980 --> 01:54:34.910 Thou art blind to what's high and what's low. 01:54:35.850 --> 01:54:39.010 So thou hast turned this world upside down. 01:54:45.890 --> 01:54:47.520 My Lady! My Lady! 01:54:53.700 --> 01:54:58.900 What body shall thy reborn soul take? 01:55:00.740 --> 01:55:02.970 A nobleman's? 01:55:03.440 --> 01:55:06.500 No, no. 01:55:07.380 --> 01:55:11.210 A King's, then? 01:55:12.050 --> 01:55:13.950 That displeases also. 01:55:14.650 --> 01:55:17.140 I wish to be a minstrel again. 01:55:17.490 --> 01:55:18.980 Witless fool! 01:55:20.990 --> 01:55:25.260 Why seek again thy cause for ruin? 01:55:25.600 --> 01:55:29.500 Then what new body awaits thee? 01:55:31.270 --> 01:55:32.830 It is none other! 01:55:33.940 --> 01:55:39.140 A minstrel! And nothing more! 01:55:51.320 --> 01:55:55.350 The world's but a stage! 01:55:56.200 --> 01:55:58.890 Kingly is he who struts for a while, then exits in style! 01:56:01.700 --> 01:56:03.690 Then together again, 01:56:04.240 --> 01:56:06.200 we shall royally this blessed earth roam! 01:57:03.100 --> 01:57:04.620 Hee haw! 01:57:04.960 --> 01:57:09.000 Hey, hey! Am I here and you there? 01:57:09.000 --> 01:57:11.270 No, I'm here and you're there. 01:57:11.540 --> 01:57:14.040 Oh, I'm there and you're here. 01:57:14.040 --> 01:57:16.670 We're all here! 01:57:17.010 --> 01:57:18.770 And there is neither you nor me. 01:57:19.580 --> 01:57:22.480 Hi ho! 01:57:22.680 --> 01:57:24.410 Hee haw! 01:57:55.550 --> 01:58:12.510 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.