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I just feel really close to you.

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You are really close to me.

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Well, this way we can share everything.

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Wow, that's so good.

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Look.

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They're still so in love.

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How great is that?

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So, where do you see us going?

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Well, tonight I see us
going back to my place.

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Wow!

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-This is your house?
-Yeah.

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It's beautiful!

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Thank you.

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I like to come home to a nice place.

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I'm happy. Are you happy?

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Oh, yeah. Happy is what I'm all about.

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Tripp, as long as you're up, Son...

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Come on, Pop! Whoa, man.
Don't you knock?

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What?

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Your momma's...
She's snoring like a rhino.

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And then this music got started...

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Hey, you must be Melody.

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Melissa.

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Oh! It's Melissa!

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It's Melissa. Okay. All right.

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Y'all have a good time.

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Night, Pop.

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You live with your parents?

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Is that a problem?

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Are you kidding me?

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And she's leaving.

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Stomping down the steps.

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Unbelievable! Parents?

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Putting on her coat.

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Did you move that umbrella stand?

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Oh, shit!

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We gotta get rid of that thing.
You know we're gonna get sued?

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Damn it!

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And she's out.

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Another one bites the dust.

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And he is still here.

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FAILURE TO LAUNCH

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-Morning, Mom.
-Morning.

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What do you say, Pop?

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Good morning, Son.

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Get any sleep last night?

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-Okay, honey, here you go.
-You're the best, Mom.

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Are you kidding me?

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-Have a good day.
-You, too.

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-Don't forget your snack.
-Thanks.

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-Think fast!
-Bye!

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So you dumped Melissa?

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Well, technically, she dumped me.

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What happened?

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It was last night.
We were in a restaurant.

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She sees this elderly couple
and they're holding hands,

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and then she decides to hold my hand.

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So she smiles at me.

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Next thing I know,
she gives me "the look."

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Dude, I'm so sorry.

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No harm, no foul, though.

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It was just time for her
to meet the parents.

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Not the parents.

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Bye-bye, Melissa.

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Here we go again.

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Yeah. What's your point?

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The point is, my friend,

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you are afraid of love.

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Bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, man,
I'm not afraid of love.

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I love love.
Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right?

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And sometimes I'm the rebound guy.

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Other times, when I get lucky,

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I'm the "explore new areas
of your sexuality" guy.

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But every single time, we have fun.

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Thank you.

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I have fun, they have fun.
It's good for me, it's good for them.

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And I would argue that's it's damn good
for civilization as a whole.

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If more people thought that way...

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I do sleep well at night.

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On a twin bed, with Superman sheets
that you've had since you were six.

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As opposed to you,
who sleeps in a king-sized bed

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in your mother's basement?

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It's orthopedic, and I need it.

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And at least I'm not sponging
off my parents

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so I can afford to get laid
on every continent.

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I'm a rambling man. I'm a tumbleweed.
I'm a seeker of truth.

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And one truth I've learned,
a child is a parent's greatest joy.

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Which is why I can't leave
my parents' place,

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because they would miss me!

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Amen, brother!

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And yet, in America,
we're shunned for our lifestyle.

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When we should be celebrating
our lifestyle.

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-We are men who still live at home.
-Yes!

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We're not here to apologize
about who we are, or how we do it,

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-or who we live with.
-No!

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<i>I'm looking around this table, hombres,
and I see three winners.</i>

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And to every one of those out there
who sees something different,

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I say bring it on!

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'Cause it's going to take
a stick of dynamite

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to get me out of my parents' house.

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The boy's 35 years old!

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It's just not fair.

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Thirty-five years!

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We were good parents,
and now we're supposed to be done!

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Hey, I don't blame my kid for staying.

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Our place is much nicer
than anything he can afford.

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Well, our son's a flight attendant.

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He travels so much
it doesn't make any sense

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-to have his own apartment.
-Yeah.

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Plus he has a lot of pilot friends
who let him stay over.

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Well, I say the whole thing comes down
to being afraid to spank.

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I mean you can't build a house
without a hammer!

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Anyone for a guava smasher?

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I learned to make them in Maui.
These really chase your troubles away.

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Cheers, sweetie.

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<i>And who is my hot little wahine, huh?</i>

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Bev? What is that?

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Oh, I got this in Hawaii.
This is Lono, the god of fertility.

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Bud has one, too.
Do you want to see it?

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-No!
-No!

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No. I mean, what's going on here?

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-Dougie moved out!
-Dougie moved out!

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-What?
-You're kidding.

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-Yes!
-When?

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What, like two months ago!

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It's been amazing!

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Hey, how many times a week
do you think we do it?

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-Oh!
-Oh, Bud.

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What? Oh!

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I can't believe it. How'd you do it?
Dougie's a sweet kid, but...

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How in the world did you get him
to move out?

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He met a girl.

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Met a girl?
Tripp meets a new girl every week.

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Well, let's just say maybe he hasn't met
the right girl.

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Al, I don't want another recliner.
I want something new.

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Hey, here's something new!

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Cup holders.

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That's not what I'm talking about.

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-Okay.
-That's nice.

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Get what you want.

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Just know that I'm going to be having
an affair within the next six months.

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If I've gotta recline,
I'm making it interesting.

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Deal.

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Hey, gang.

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Let's stay on point here, huh?
We're picking out chairs.

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Hello, Dolly!

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Son, you see her?

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Pop? Pick a chair.

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This is the one I want.

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-Sold.
-No, that's polka dot.

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We're not gonna put that in the house.

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Pop, relax.

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She's taking the chair with her
when she leaves you.

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We ain't buying that chair.

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I am getting this polka-dot chair.
I've got my own money.

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Unless you start dancing again,
you're broke.

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Excuse me.

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-That's mine.
-Yes, ma'am.

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You're buying that?

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No.

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Want a cocktail, blanket or anything?

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No, I just need my 20 minutes.

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-For what?
-To clear my head.

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I come here to relax.

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You know what helps me?
Put on the Food Network.

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Takes the edge right off.

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Gotta find what works for you.

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Okay, look, the salesmen don't mind
because I bring them coffee,

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and the music selection
is a soothing blend

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of mid-'70s singer-songwriters
and smooth jazz.

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It's practically narcotic.

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And, usually, people leave me alone.

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Sure they do.

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There's what you're talking about.

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It's nice, huh?

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Yeah! I make fun of my parents,
but these babies are sweet.

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-I'm Paula.
-I'm Tripp.

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You know, usually I don't sleep
with someone on the first date.

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I don't think this counts as a first date.

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It would be a date if you asked me
to have a drink tonight.

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Wanna have a drink tonight?

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Can't. How about lunch tomorrow?

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Sure. Wait. Tomorrow's Saturday.

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Sometimes I eat on Saturdays.

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No, I'm doing something
with my nephew.

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How about Monday?

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I'll meet you here.

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Beautiful.

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Hey, hey!

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Hey, Paula.

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Good news, it's Champagne Thursday.

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It's Friday.

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Yeah, Thursday came twice this week.

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For the third straight week.

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There's talk of making it permanent.

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Kind of like daylight-savings time?

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Right. But for booze.

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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

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Shut up, you whore.

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I'm sorry.
Was I sipping too loudly for you?

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No, you're not sipping too loud.

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It's that goddamn bird
outside my goddamn window.

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What the hell kind of devil bird
chirps at night?

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I think it sounds kind of pretty.

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You met a guy today.

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As a matter of fact, I did.

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He's cute, too.

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I met a guy today, too.

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Really?

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He's a radiologist.

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Well, that's a step up.

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He offered to give me a full-body scan
next week, free of charge.

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Those don't come cheap, you know.

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I know. I'm pretty excited about it.

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How cute?

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Cute.

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Well, Tripp's a really nice guy.

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He's smart, he's sweet, he's funny.

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We had a wonderful first meeting.
I see incredible potential here.

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So all systems are go?

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Based on the initial
personality assessment,

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I think that I can have your son
moved out of this house

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and living on his own by June 15th.

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Hallelujah!

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Well, you know, you'd be amazed
at how many adult children

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are still living at home.

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Now, it's my opinion that the root cause
is a lack of self-esteem.

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Oh, Oprah talks about that all the time.

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Oprah don't know crap!

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Heck, when I was growing up,
nobody had self-esteem,

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and we turned out fine.

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You're a rock, Al.
You make me a better woman.

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Look, many young men who should
be able to move out, simply can't.

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It's called "failure to launch."
And that's where I come in.

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Young men develop self-esteem best
during a romantic relationship,

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so I simulate one.

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We have a memorable meeting.

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We get to know each other
over a few casual meals,

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he helps me through
an emotional crisis,

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then I meet his friends,

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if he has any,

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then I let him teach me something...

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But the bottom line is,

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he bonds with me.

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He lets go of you.

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He moves out.

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But how do you make sure
that he'll fall in love with you?

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You look nice,
you find out what they like,

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and then you pretend to like it, too.

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That is pretty much how it works.

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What about sex?

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Al, I never have sex with a client.

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Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated,

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and let's face it, after men have sex...

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Is there anything that we need to do?

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Well, for starters, you could make life
a little more difficult for him.

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You know, more chores,
more responsibilities, that kind of thing.

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I just think you should know that Tripp
has had some rough breaks.

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I promise you, when this is over,

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Tripp is going to be an independent,

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self-sufficient adult.

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Shut up, dude! Don't help him!

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-Watch the safety. No, no, no.
-No, he's in a run defense...

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Don't do it! Don't do it! I got you!
I got you!

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-Throw it to Moss. Throw it to Moss!
-Watch out! I'm going deep!

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No, you don't! Shit!

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That's a bad word, Jeffrey.

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So is "bastard," but that just means
your parents aren't married.

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-Look at him! Look at him!
-No! Shit!

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He could go all the way!

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Touchdown!

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Yes!

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-Sit down!
-That's a face!

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That's great, man.

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That's good sportsmanship.
Nice dance.

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Wow, my forehead itches.

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That's cool, the "L" for loser.
Keep it up, little man.

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I'll make you walk home.

00:14:59.706 --> 00:15:00.866
Hell, you are such a good uncle.

00:15:00.974 --> 00:15:02.908
That's like eight miles.
It'll take you two days.

00:15:03.010 --> 00:15:04.170
-Hey, boys.
-Hey.

00:15:04.278 --> 00:15:05.745
-Hi.
-Tripp, we're going out.

00:15:05.846 --> 00:15:08.337
All right, listen, you got any more
chips and salsa downstairs?

00:15:08.449 --> 00:15:10.280
Oh, I didn't get to the store.

00:15:11.318 --> 00:15:12.285
But you could go.

00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:16.381
And you said you needed
your basketball shorts,

00:15:16.489 --> 00:15:17.888
so I put them in the laundry.

00:15:17.990 --> 00:15:20.117
-Right. Thank you, babe.
-But I didn't get to it.

00:15:20.226 --> 00:15:22.319
So you're going to need to do a load.

00:15:22.428 --> 00:15:23.520
A load?

00:15:23.629 --> 00:15:27.531
And your bathroom needs cleaning,
so I left the stuff in the hall.

00:15:27.633 --> 00:15:29.100
And when you're done
with the rubber gloves,

00:15:29.202 --> 00:15:31.432
just remember to turn them inside out.

00:15:31.838 --> 00:15:32.805
Bye.

00:15:38.444 --> 00:15:40.275
Something's wrong with your mom.

00:15:41.380 --> 00:15:43.007
This is really nice.

00:15:43.116 --> 00:15:45.084
I've never actually been
on a sailboat before.

00:15:45.184 --> 00:15:46.811
Hey, I'd be fine

00:15:46.986 --> 00:15:48.954
if I never set foot on solid ground again.

00:15:49.055 --> 00:15:51.683
You know, I bet I'd really love it
if we ever left the dock.

00:15:51.791 --> 00:15:52.917
Well, yeah!

00:15:53.025 --> 00:15:54.856
But to actually take you out on the water
on a first date

00:15:54.961 --> 00:15:56.553
would be very forward of me, Paula.

00:15:56.662 --> 00:15:59.130
Well, so far I must say
I'm very impressed.

00:15:59.232 --> 00:16:01.928
Beautiful setting, a simple meal...

00:16:02.268 --> 00:16:04.259
I assume this technique
has worked in the past?

00:16:04.470 --> 00:16:06.131
Yes, ma'am, it has.

00:16:06.472 --> 00:16:07.564
Is it working now?

00:16:07.673 --> 00:16:09.732
You know what? It kind of is.

00:16:13.045 --> 00:16:14.512
Let's go for a walk.

00:16:14.614 --> 00:16:16.707
But I'm not done with lunch.

00:16:17.884 --> 00:16:19.351
Yeah, you are.

00:16:21.654 --> 00:16:24.418
Seriously, I'm not one of those girls
who don't eat. I want...

00:16:24.524 --> 00:16:25.923
I wanted all of that.

00:16:26.025 --> 00:16:28.255
See, technically, this is not my boat.

00:16:28.361 --> 00:16:31.057
Actually, it's not my boat in any way.

00:16:31.564 --> 00:16:33.998
-What?
-I'm a boat broker. I sell boats.

00:16:34.100 --> 00:16:37.729
I would love to own a boat like this,
but it's not the right time in my life.

00:16:37.837 --> 00:16:40.237
Besides, the guy
who does own this boat

00:16:40.339 --> 00:16:42.068
is right behind you.

00:16:42.542 --> 00:16:45.705
Hey there, Mr. Axelrod!
I thought you were out of town!

00:16:45.811 --> 00:16:47.903
Well, I was, and now I'm not.

00:16:48.580 --> 00:16:51.413
What's going on? Is that a fork?
Are you eating on my boat?

00:16:51.516 --> 00:16:52.483
No.

00:16:54.052 --> 00:16:55.679
When did you redo the galley?

00:16:58.089 --> 00:16:59.283
Oh, you're in the market?

00:16:59.391 --> 00:17:01.359
Might be. What's she draw?

00:17:01.459 --> 00:17:02.858
Seven-three.

00:17:03.428 --> 00:17:04.793
Cherry's a little dark.

00:17:05.297 --> 00:17:06.662
The wife picked it.

00:17:06.831 --> 00:17:08.196
It's got nice lines.

00:17:08.300 --> 00:17:09.858
She's fast, too.

00:17:10.902 --> 00:17:12.597
Well, she certainly is yare.

00:17:14.239 --> 00:17:16.264
I'll think about it. Thanks for your time.

00:17:16.374 --> 00:17:17.841
Yes, ma'am.

00:17:18.176 --> 00:17:19.143
Thank you.

00:17:22.247 --> 00:17:24.078
You're gonna let her walk away?

00:17:24.182 --> 00:17:26.582
I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod.

00:17:27.719 --> 00:17:28.913
Now,

00:17:30.188 --> 00:17:32.122
I'm going after her.

00:17:35.694 --> 00:17:39.721
Excuse me, ma'am.
"She certainly is yare"?

00:17:39.831 --> 00:17:41.162
<i>Philadelphia Story.</i>

00:17:41.266 --> 00:17:42.392
Sweet.

00:17:42.901 --> 00:17:46.803
All right, assuming
that pretending to own a yacht

00:17:46.905 --> 00:17:50.341
was a brilliant, romantic,
yet ultimately flawed idea,

00:17:50.442 --> 00:17:52.672
how do you see the rest of the date
playing out?

00:17:52.777 --> 00:17:57.009
I don't know. I'm so hungry I can't think.
Seagulls ate my lunch.

00:17:57.482 --> 00:17:58.847
What if I take you to a restaurant?

00:17:58.950 --> 00:18:00.508
Are you gonna pretend to own it?

00:18:00.619 --> 00:18:03.816
No. All the restaurants I own
are in Europe.

00:18:11.696 --> 00:18:13.891
Well, hey there, Ace.
Glad you could make it, man.

00:18:13.999 --> 00:18:15.091
We thought you went home.

00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.691
I fell into a deep, dark crevasse.
I was so scared.

00:18:19.503 --> 00:18:20.765
Did you go out with La-Z-Girl?

00:18:20.871 --> 00:18:22.998
Paula. I did. We had lunch.

00:18:23.107 --> 00:18:24.597
Will there be a second date?

00:18:24.708 --> 00:18:26.335
There will be a second date.

00:18:26.443 --> 00:18:28.411
Yet the relationship
is doomed to failure.

00:18:28.512 --> 00:18:30.912
Right. And why are we doomed?

00:18:32.249 --> 00:18:33.739
You live with your parents?

00:18:33.851 --> 00:18:34.840
He's right.

00:18:34.952 --> 00:18:38.410
Your entire life is set up perfectly
for ending relationships.

00:18:38.522 --> 00:18:39.648
We've been out one time.

00:18:39.757 --> 00:18:42.191
She's a nice girl, I'm a nice guy,
we had fun.

00:18:42.293 --> 00:18:44.386
And I must tell you, son,

00:18:45.663 --> 00:18:47.858
nothing is doomed.

00:19:14.391 --> 00:19:15.983
Gnarly crash!

00:19:16.327 --> 00:19:17.658
What are you doing?

00:19:18.729 --> 00:19:21.129
Remember, we're the visitors here.

00:19:26.003 --> 00:19:27.197
Come on.

00:19:27.371 --> 00:19:30.033
-Wow. You're feeding it a little peanut?
-Yeah.

00:19:30.140 --> 00:19:32.233
He gets that stuff all the time, man.

00:19:32.776 --> 00:19:33.970
This is what he wants.

00:19:34.078 --> 00:19:35.875
You want a treat from the big city, boy?

00:19:35.979 --> 00:19:37.913
He's not a child, Tripp.

00:19:39.149 --> 00:19:40.377
Look how peaceful he is.

00:19:40.484 --> 00:19:41.644
Come here, little boy.

00:19:41.752 --> 00:19:43.947
You want a little bit of chocolate,
baby-boo-boo?

00:19:44.054 --> 00:19:45.282
You're giving him a PowerBar?

00:19:45.389 --> 00:19:47.016
Everybody loves chocolate.

00:19:47.925 --> 00:19:49.323
Tripp, he's saying no.

00:19:49.425 --> 00:19:50.756
Look into my eyes.

00:19:50.860 --> 00:19:52.350
He's saying no, Tripp.

00:19:55.898 --> 00:19:58.594
Tripp? Tripp? Dude?

00:20:01.804 --> 00:20:03.032
Get off!

00:20:08.111 --> 00:20:09.942
What is he doing? Is that a squirrel?

00:20:10.046 --> 00:20:11.445
No, it's a chipmunk.

00:20:15.184 --> 00:20:16.549
Watch the bike.

00:20:25.728 --> 00:20:28.060
Oh, hey. I'm Tripp.

00:20:28.998 --> 00:20:30.556
You must be Kit.

00:20:34.070 --> 00:20:35.469
It's a mockingbird.

00:20:35.571 --> 00:20:36.663
Who did what?

00:20:36.773 --> 00:20:38.172
It's a mockingbird.

00:20:38.274 --> 00:20:39.536
What is?

00:20:39.642 --> 00:20:42.406
You don't hear that?
That annoying noise.

00:20:42.678 --> 00:20:44.475
Oh, yeah, now I hear it.

00:20:44.580 --> 00:20:45.638
I looked it up.

00:20:45.748 --> 00:20:48.808
They can imitate car alarms,
and telephones, and other birds.

00:20:48.918 --> 00:20:50.783
I called Animal Control,
and you know what they said?

00:20:50.887 --> 00:20:54.653
They said I should just enjoy
one of nature's most talented singers.

00:20:54.757 --> 00:20:56.725
-Yeah.
-I'm gonna kill it.

00:20:58.428 --> 00:20:59.895
Okay, I'm all set.

00:21:00.229 --> 00:21:01.560
-Oh, wow.
-Hi.

00:21:01.664 --> 00:21:02.926
Wow, look at you.

00:21:03.032 --> 00:21:04.397
Well, look at you.

00:21:04.567 --> 00:21:05.932
Sweet shoes.

00:21:06.068 --> 00:21:07.763
Really? Thanks.

00:21:08.604 --> 00:21:11.072
Okay, well, Kit, we're gonna go.
See you.

00:21:11.174 --> 00:21:12.607
-You ready?
-Yeah.

00:21:12.708 --> 00:21:14.369
Okay, you two kids have a blast.

00:21:14.477 --> 00:21:17.378
-Thanks.
-Hey, Kit, good luck with the...

00:21:24.753 --> 00:21:26.414
It's a chipmunk bite.

00:21:26.521 --> 00:21:29.183
I figured.
Obviously not a normal chipmunk.

00:21:29.291 --> 00:21:30.315
You're right about that.

00:21:30.425 --> 00:21:35.021
No, this was like a big, oversized, like,
bobcat, grizzly-bear chipmunk.

00:21:35.197 --> 00:21:37.165
I'm pretty fortunate to still be here.

00:21:37.265 --> 00:21:38.425
-Wow.
-Yeah.

00:21:38.533 --> 00:21:39.500
What did the doctor say?

00:21:39.601 --> 00:21:40.693
I didn't need to see a doctor.

00:21:40.802 --> 00:21:43.498
I had some cream at home
that I put on it.

00:21:43.638 --> 00:21:45.697
-You had chipmunk cream?
-Yeah.

00:21:45.807 --> 00:21:47.399
-Wow, that's lucky.
-Isn't it?

00:21:49.578 --> 00:21:51.102
I take it you like Japanese food.

00:21:51.213 --> 00:21:52.510
Oh, I love it.

00:21:52.614 --> 00:21:55.048
I'm also gonna order a huge dessert,
drink too much,

00:21:55.150 --> 00:21:56.981
and maybe talk about my old boyfriends.

00:21:57.085 --> 00:21:58.643
-Yeah?
-Does that intimidate you?

00:21:58.753 --> 00:22:00.084
Not at all.

00:22:00.989 --> 00:22:02.081
Cheers, Paula.

00:22:02.190 --> 00:22:03.384
Cheers.

00:22:06.294 --> 00:22:10.458
All right, T-R-l-double-P going in
to get a little squid.

00:22:12.467 --> 00:22:13.991
Do you need me to help you with that?

00:22:14.102 --> 00:22:16.696
I got it. I got it. Look at this, look at this.

00:22:16.905 --> 00:22:18.167
I admire the confidence.

00:22:18.273 --> 00:22:20.241
Thank you. I am fairly...

00:22:21.309 --> 00:22:23.436
ambidextrous.

00:22:25.413 --> 00:22:26.573
Oh, shit.

00:22:26.681 --> 00:22:29.081
I'm sorry! Excuse me.

00:22:29.184 --> 00:22:30.742
Squid's a little bit greasy tonight.

00:22:30.852 --> 00:22:32.615
Sorry. Yeah.

00:22:32.721 --> 00:22:33.983
That's not easy to do.

00:22:34.089 --> 00:22:35.351
I didn't see anything.

00:22:37.025 --> 00:22:39.926
Tell me about yourself.
What do you do for a living?

00:22:41.530 --> 00:22:43.794
I teach special needs kids.

00:22:47.802 --> 00:22:48.791
-How's the hand?
-It's fine.

00:22:48.904 --> 00:22:49.928
-Is it throbbing?
-No.

00:22:50.038 --> 00:22:52.267
Is the medication wearing off?

00:22:53.007 --> 00:22:54.474
Gotta scratch.

00:22:56.477 --> 00:22:57.603
Oh, yeah.

00:22:57.711 --> 00:22:58.678
Well,

00:23:00.381 --> 00:23:01.712
home again.

00:23:02.116 --> 00:23:03.208
Home again.

00:23:03.417 --> 00:23:04.441
I had a nice time.

00:23:04.552 --> 00:23:05.576
I did, too.

00:23:05.686 --> 00:23:06.880
Good.

00:23:07.054 --> 00:23:08.214
I had fun.

00:23:08.322 --> 00:23:09.380
Good.

00:23:11.191 --> 00:23:15.025
Shut up!
Shut up you crazy bastard bird bitch!

00:23:15.930 --> 00:23:17.261
Hey, Kit!

00:23:17.665 --> 00:23:18.893
What? Hi.

00:23:19.833 --> 00:23:21.357
Can you guys see me?

00:23:21.468 --> 00:23:22.435
-Yeah!
-Yeah.

00:23:22.536 --> 00:23:24.231
Oh. Great.

00:23:26.507 --> 00:23:27.565
What?

00:23:28.075 --> 00:23:29.702
Dinner and a show.

00:23:33.914 --> 00:23:35.245
Good night.

00:23:36.884 --> 00:23:37.952
Good night.

00:23:38.152 --> 00:23:40.143
Now, what type of a boat
do you see yourself in?

00:23:40.254 --> 00:23:41.482
Well, I'm not sure.

00:23:41.589 --> 00:23:43.750
But I do know that I need
to be out in the open sea.

00:23:43.857 --> 00:23:45.825
Well, you gotta ask yourself
some questions.

00:23:45.926 --> 00:23:47.553
Do you like speed?

00:23:47.761 --> 00:23:49.854
Do you like to hear
the roar of an engine?

00:23:49.964 --> 00:23:52.865
Do you want to get from point A
to point B as quickly as possible?

00:23:52.967 --> 00:23:54.832
If that turns you on,
then you want a powerboat.

00:23:54.935 --> 00:23:57.802
Okay, that's it. That's it.
Power. That's me. Yes.

00:23:57.905 --> 00:24:00.237
Well, that's one way to go.
But maybe you want to slow down.

00:24:00.341 --> 00:24:02.241
You know, listen to the wind
and the water.

00:24:02.343 --> 00:24:04.777
Have sunrise and sunset
as your only clock.

00:24:04.878 --> 00:24:06.607
Know that you could go
around the world

00:24:06.714 --> 00:24:08.841
on less than a tank of gas.

00:24:09.783 --> 00:24:13.742
Now, if that sounds good to you,
then maybe you're sailors.

00:24:13.854 --> 00:24:16.379
This is not a hobby. This...

00:24:16.857 --> 00:24:17.846
It's a lifestyle.

00:24:17.958 --> 00:24:20.620
Well, now that is passion!

00:24:20.728 --> 00:24:22.389
-What has happened to you?
-What's happened to me?

00:24:22.496 --> 00:24:24.156
I want to feel the wind.

00:24:24.263 --> 00:24:25.321
I do not want to feel...

00:24:25.431 --> 00:24:27.365
I want to make the wind, okay? Look...

00:24:27.467 --> 00:24:28.695
-Make the wind?
-Yeah. I'm not a sailor.

00:24:28.801 --> 00:24:30.359
You don't make wind
sitting on a boat in a dock.

00:24:30.470 --> 00:24:32.870
I'm a power guy. Power.
Like "power boat."

00:24:32.972 --> 00:24:33.961
-You're a power guy?
-Excuse me.

00:24:34.207 --> 00:24:36.437
-I want to feel that beneath...
-Guys who drink Kahlua and cream

00:24:36.542 --> 00:24:38.407
are not power guys, honey.

00:24:38.511 --> 00:24:39.637
Tripp.

00:24:42.382 --> 00:24:44.373
Whoa, slow down, slow down, Paula.

00:24:44.484 --> 00:24:46.884
Mr. Fritz was my best friend

00:24:48.688 --> 00:24:50.679
since he was a little puppy.

00:24:51.391 --> 00:24:53.859
Just a little fur ball.

00:24:53.993 --> 00:24:57.485
He was too small
to even jump up on the bed

00:24:57.730 --> 00:24:59.220
and now he's...

00:25:01.100 --> 00:25:02.067
He's...

00:25:02.902 --> 00:25:04.597
Got a tissue or something?

00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:09.374
-He saved my life, you know.
-He did?

00:25:09.475 --> 00:25:13.536
And now I can't do
anything for him, and I...

00:25:29.862 --> 00:25:31.489
Oh, shit.

00:25:34.767 --> 00:25:36.758
I'm so glad you're here.

00:25:40.106 --> 00:25:41.869
Yeah, of course I am.

00:25:46.446 --> 00:25:48.573
Can I have a minute alone with him?

00:25:50.149 --> 00:25:51.241
Thank you.

00:25:51.350 --> 00:25:53.375
-I'll be right outside.
-Okay.

00:26:02.260 --> 00:26:03.488
Thanks, Gretchen.

00:26:03.595 --> 00:26:04.789
Anytime.

00:26:05.297 --> 00:26:07.788
Gosh, Emotional Crisis Day
is so critical.

00:26:07.899 --> 00:26:10.060
I cry, he cries.

00:26:10.168 --> 00:26:11.692
It totally bonds us.

00:26:11.803 --> 00:26:13.395
So how long do you think
he's gonna sleep for?

00:26:13.505 --> 00:26:15.473
Half an hour.
He's only here for some dental work.

00:26:15.574 --> 00:26:18.008
Oh. What's his real name, anyway?

00:26:18.110 --> 00:26:19.134
I don't know.

00:26:19.244 --> 00:26:21.405
I just clean their teeth
and chop their balls off.

00:26:27.586 --> 00:26:29.486
God, that is so sad.

00:26:29.588 --> 00:26:31.180
Yeah, it was a beautiful dog, man.

00:26:31.289 --> 00:26:32.688
She was devastated.

00:26:32.791 --> 00:26:35.191
Well, this is exactly what she needs.
Good choice.

00:26:35.293 --> 00:26:37.853
-There she is. Hey, Paula.
-Hi.

00:26:37.963 --> 00:26:40.523
Paula, these are my good friends,
Demo and Ace. Guys, Paula.

00:26:40.632 --> 00:26:41.758
Hi, it's nice to meet you.

00:26:41.867 --> 00:26:44.529
-I'm so sorry for your loss.
-Come on, don't.

00:26:44.636 --> 00:26:45.864
Thank you.

00:26:45.971 --> 00:26:48.269
-Nice suit. How you doing?
-Thank you. Hi.

00:26:48.540 --> 00:26:52.806
You know, most guys would've
sent flowers, chocolates maybe,

00:26:52.911 --> 00:26:56.244
but I gotta say,
I did not see this coming.

00:26:56.348 --> 00:26:59.078
Well, you know,
anybody can send flowers, Paula.

00:26:59.184 --> 00:27:02.085
Now, I'm going to let you in
on "the" secret.

00:27:02.220 --> 00:27:05.314
It's called the "finger roll."
Quick fingers, light on the trigger.

00:27:05.423 --> 00:27:07.152
See, double trigger...

00:27:07.626 --> 00:27:10.652
More paintballs in less time
means victory.

00:27:10.762 --> 00:27:12.024
Let's see it.

00:27:12.130 --> 00:27:13.290
When you're out there today

00:27:13.398 --> 00:27:16.367
and you got these paintballs
flying at you at over 200 miles an hour,

00:27:16.468 --> 00:27:20.199
I guarantee you will not be thinking
about the late, great Mr. Fritz.

00:27:21.072 --> 00:27:23.939
Holy moly. They really move that fast?

00:27:25.543 --> 00:27:26.908
Oh, my God!

00:27:28.679 --> 00:27:29.771
I'm so sorry!

00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:31.006
Nice shot!

00:27:31.115 --> 00:27:32.673
-Oh, thanks.
-He's okay.

00:27:37.154 --> 00:27:38.917
Let's go shoot some strangers, huh?

00:27:45.996 --> 00:27:48.658
First one to paint the skirt gets a beer.

00:27:48.966 --> 00:27:52.367
I think that guy just laughed at me.
Who are these guys?

00:27:52.469 --> 00:27:54.369
They go by "Devil Babies."

00:27:54.471 --> 00:27:56.496
They finished third
in the National Championship.

00:27:56.607 --> 00:27:58.268
This should be an excellent test
of our skills.

00:27:58.375 --> 00:28:00.468
-Wait. These guys are champions?
-All right, all right.

00:28:00.578 --> 00:28:02.273
They didn't win it.

00:28:03.681 --> 00:28:04.670
Go!

00:28:05.115 --> 00:28:06.309
Move, move, move!

00:28:06.417 --> 00:28:07.748
Let's go!

00:28:09.954 --> 00:28:11.353
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

00:28:11.589 --> 00:28:12.556
Oh, my God!

00:28:12.857 --> 00:28:14.757
Let's go! Go, go, go, go!

00:28:19.330 --> 00:28:21.628
There you are! Look alive!

00:28:22.199 --> 00:28:23.166
I'm out.

00:28:25.069 --> 00:28:26.502
-Watch out!
-Watch it!

00:28:26.604 --> 00:28:28.196
Come on, blondie!

00:28:43.954 --> 00:28:45.182
Am I out?

00:28:57.100 --> 00:28:59.466
I didn't know they sold beer here.

00:29:00.670 --> 00:29:01.796
They don't.

00:29:04.674 --> 00:29:07.609
There you go! Stay down, Paula!
Stay down!

00:29:11.648 --> 00:29:13.138
Can I have one?

00:29:14.918 --> 00:29:15.907
No.

00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:17.211
Check it out!

00:29:27.297 --> 00:29:28.764
Warm day, huh?

00:29:36.639 --> 00:29:38.106
Nice talking to you.

00:29:41.945 --> 00:29:43.242
Damn it!

00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:44.904
Paula?

00:29:45.014 --> 00:29:46.606
Sorry! Sorry!

00:29:46.716 --> 00:29:48.581
Does it count if it was an accident?

00:29:49.786 --> 00:29:51.014
Bad finger roll.

00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:52.985
All right, I need you to come to me.

00:29:53.089 --> 00:29:55.990
No, thanks. I'm just gonna
stay over here till it's over.

00:29:56.092 --> 00:29:57.116
-Now!
-Okay.

00:30:01.597 --> 00:30:02.586
I'm out.

00:30:04.968 --> 00:30:06.367
Shit! I'm out!

00:30:06.469 --> 00:30:09.063
-You will not have died in vain!
-Stay down.

00:30:09.172 --> 00:30:11.197
Paula, where are you?

00:30:11.708 --> 00:30:14.006
Finger roll. Finger roll. Finger roll.

00:30:14.110 --> 00:30:18.069
Oh, Tinkerbell!
Come out, come out, wherever you are!

00:30:19.148 --> 00:30:21.810
The sooner you lose,
the sooner you can go shopping!

00:30:24.454 --> 00:30:25.819
Oh, man!

00:30:26.055 --> 00:30:27.920
Who's laughing now?

00:30:31.760 --> 00:30:33.091
You did it!

00:30:34.629 --> 00:30:35.994
-Get out of here!
-Boy, you made it!

00:30:36.098 --> 00:30:37.156
Come on!

00:30:37.265 --> 00:30:38.493
Where'd that come from?

00:30:38.633 --> 00:30:40.191
-Look at you!
-I love it.

00:30:40.302 --> 00:30:41.667
-Hey, Kit!
-Kind of fun, huh?

00:30:41.770 --> 00:30:44.398
You know what?
I'm gonna go powder my nose.

00:30:45.507 --> 00:30:47.975
I take it you're over
your dead golden retriever.

00:30:48.076 --> 00:30:50.909
You know, if I really had a dog
and he really had died,

00:30:51.013 --> 00:30:53.379
I think this would have totally helped.

00:30:53.482 --> 00:30:55.780
Man, she's got good spatial awareness.

00:30:56.018 --> 00:30:57.076
And great hair!

00:30:57.185 --> 00:30:58.777
-Thanks.
-She's a keeper, man.

00:30:58.887 --> 00:31:00.980
She's really great. Really great, Tripp.

00:31:01.089 --> 00:31:02.681
So can we go now?

00:31:03.592 --> 00:31:05.059
Meeting the friends is very important.

00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:07.128
Guys need to know
we not only like them,

00:31:07.229 --> 00:31:09.197
but we like their friends, too.

00:31:09.297 --> 00:31:12.266
Fine. The tall one's kind of cute.
What's he do?

00:31:12.367 --> 00:31:13.925
Oh, he's some kind of software writer.

00:31:14.036 --> 00:31:15.663
He works out of his basement,
but he makes a lot of money.

00:31:15.771 --> 00:31:17.432
Oh, you know what?
No, that's the little guy.

00:31:17.539 --> 00:31:20.201
The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.

00:31:22.077 --> 00:31:23.601
How will I choose?

00:31:23.712 --> 00:31:25.236
This is going very well.

00:31:25.347 --> 00:31:27.474
Good. So we can go now.

00:31:28.250 --> 00:31:30.013
Not until I get "the nod."

00:31:30.118 --> 00:31:33.315
If I don't get "the nod,"
the friends undermine.

00:31:35.223 --> 00:31:37.191
I think you're getting "the nod."

00:31:39.594 --> 00:31:40.561
Oh, yeah.

00:31:40.929 --> 00:31:43.762
Oh, Tripp is just cruising
through the steps.

00:31:43.865 --> 00:31:48.165
In fact, I think tomorrow
I'm gonna let him teach me something.

00:32:00.881 --> 00:32:03.281
Now, basically there's two ways
to turn a boat.

00:32:03.984 --> 00:32:06.384
There's "coming about,"
which is turning into the wind,

00:32:06.487 --> 00:32:08.717
and there's "jibing,"
which is turning away from the wind.

00:32:08.823 --> 00:32:11.758
Now, jibing is something that you
never want to do with a rookie onboard,

00:32:11.859 --> 00:32:13.622
so let's give it a shot, huh?

00:32:13.727 --> 00:32:16.127
Well, wait, wait, wait.
Why is jibing bad?

00:32:16.230 --> 00:32:18.562
It's not bad, it's just fun. Jibe ho!

00:32:18.666 --> 00:32:20.691
Come on, babe! Let's get over there!

00:32:25.106 --> 00:32:26.664
Come on, boy!

00:32:32.847 --> 00:32:33.973
Oh, my God!

00:32:34.715 --> 00:32:37.878
Nothing like the threat of decapitation
to make it a little more interesting.

00:32:40.187 --> 00:32:43.384
Make off this sheet, like so.

00:32:46.460 --> 00:32:47.427
Okay.

00:32:48.896 --> 00:32:51.387
"Jibe ho" and "making off the sheet"?

00:32:51.499 --> 00:32:55.060
That's too many words to learn.
I just want to get a suntan.

00:32:55.503 --> 00:32:56.561
Here, take the wheel.

00:32:56.670 --> 00:32:58.365
What? Really?

00:32:58.472 --> 00:32:59.461
Oh, yeah.

00:32:59.573 --> 00:33:00.597
All right.

00:33:00.708 --> 00:33:02.437
-We call it the helm.
-Okay.

00:33:02.543 --> 00:33:03.908
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?

00:33:04.011 --> 00:33:05.308
I'm going down below.

00:33:05.679 --> 00:33:06.737
What's down below?

00:33:06.847 --> 00:33:08.576
I don't know, beer, wine, chips, rum.

00:33:08.682 --> 00:33:10.309
I don't know. It's not my boat.

00:33:10.518 --> 00:33:12.645
But I don't know what I'm doing!
I'm not kidding! Seriously!

00:33:12.753 --> 00:33:14.015
You're sailing!

00:33:14.121 --> 00:33:15.588
What if I hit something?

00:33:21.829 --> 00:33:23.797
I think you'll be okay. Fly.

00:33:24.465 --> 00:33:25.432
Wow.

00:33:27.201 --> 00:33:28.259
I'm sailing.

00:33:43.016 --> 00:33:44.142
Oh, man.

00:33:44.884 --> 00:33:46.647
That's gorgeous!

00:33:56.863 --> 00:34:00.299
You know, I thought going on a boat
was a good idea because you like it,

00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:03.563
but my God! That was great!

00:34:03.770 --> 00:34:07.638
You should buy that boat! I mean,
I'm sure it's expensive, but so what?

00:34:08.875 --> 00:34:11.537
Well, I like that boat, but I really don't...

00:34:11.811 --> 00:34:12.971
Nice.

00:34:14.013 --> 00:34:15.674
I don't really want a new boat.

00:34:15.782 --> 00:34:18.808
What I would love
is an old wooden boat.

00:34:18.985 --> 00:34:22.751
Now, they're a lot more upkeep,
but when you're on one of those,

00:34:22.989 --> 00:34:25.856
it's like you're part of something,
you know?

00:34:27.327 --> 00:34:30.990
It's like you're connected, you know,
to the original seafaring people

00:34:31.097 --> 00:34:33.361
who set sail into the unknown
and said things like,

00:34:33.466 --> 00:34:35.559
"Holy crap, that's a big wave!"

00:34:37.570 --> 00:34:39.936
So do it. Buy a crummy old boat.

00:34:40.373 --> 00:34:42.102
Who cares,
as long as you're out there?

00:34:42.208 --> 00:34:44.301
Well, I'm working on it.

00:34:45.178 --> 00:34:47.806
The thing is, you gotta be ready.
I mean, it's a big commitment.

00:34:47.914 --> 00:34:50.007
And if you're not ready, you just end up,

00:34:50.116 --> 00:34:52.949
well, a Ionely guy
with a big boat payment.

00:34:53.286 --> 00:34:55.117
Who says you have to be Ionely?

00:35:25.250 --> 00:35:27.775
-Hey.
-Oh, hey! Hi!

00:35:27.886 --> 00:35:29.114
I didn't know you were home.

00:35:29.221 --> 00:35:32.213
Yeah, everyone from work
went to T.G.I. Friday's,

00:35:32.324 --> 00:35:34.622
but I don't really like that place.

00:35:34.726 --> 00:35:36.887
-Or anyone I work with.
-Oh, good.

00:35:36.995 --> 00:35:40.055
So then we can stay in and watch
one of those drinking movies you like.

00:35:40.165 --> 00:35:41.291
Yeah.

00:35:45.771 --> 00:35:47.238
I smell something.

00:35:48.073 --> 00:35:49.665
Do you smell something?

00:35:51.743 --> 00:35:54.337
Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.

00:35:54.646 --> 00:35:56.273
No, that's not it.

00:35:57.282 --> 00:35:59.113
I smell fun.

00:36:01.453 --> 00:36:02.511
What?

00:36:02.621 --> 00:36:05.112
You are a dirty little fun-haver.

00:36:05.223 --> 00:36:08.818
That is absurd.
Tripp is a fascinating case.

00:36:08.927 --> 00:36:11.418
He doesn't fit the usual profile.

00:36:11.530 --> 00:36:12.554
Of losers and shut-ins?

00:36:12.664 --> 00:36:14.757
I actually don't even see
why he still lives at home.

00:36:14.866 --> 00:36:17.460
He's got a good job,
he's got normal social skills,

00:36:17.569 --> 00:36:19.730
he's attractive,

00:36:20.138 --> 00:36:22.106
he's really sweet.

00:36:24.443 --> 00:36:28.937
That's so nice that you get to hang out
with such a sweet guy every day.

00:36:32.451 --> 00:36:36.819
It was a rewarding
and successful work day. That's all.

00:36:36.921 --> 00:36:37.888
Okay.

00:36:37.988 --> 00:36:41.651
And at the end of it,
I looked into his eyes,

00:36:42.326 --> 00:36:43.293
and I saw it.

00:36:44.328 --> 00:36:45.761
I've got him.

00:36:46.397 --> 00:36:49.560
He is as good as moved out.

00:36:50.968 --> 00:36:53.528
It's over. She's gotta go.

00:36:53.704 --> 00:36:54.864
You're dumping Paula?

00:36:54.972 --> 00:36:57.497
-What happened?
-Same thing that always happens.

00:36:57.608 --> 00:36:59.166
Everything is going along
nice and smooth,

00:36:59.276 --> 00:37:00.265
we're having a good time,

00:37:00.378 --> 00:37:02.846
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere...

00:37:03.147 --> 00:37:04.273
She gets serious.

00:37:04.382 --> 00:37:08.113
I hate to say it, boys,
but it is time to take the girl home.

00:37:08.219 --> 00:37:09.948
-You're doing it again.
-What?

00:37:10.054 --> 00:37:13.990
The thing where the woman gets close
and you pull the relationship ripcord.

00:37:14.091 --> 00:37:16.491
Guys, it's simple. The fun's gone.

00:37:17.595 --> 00:37:19.586
Hey, guys, check this out!

00:37:21.432 --> 00:37:22.660
Hey, boy!

00:37:24.368 --> 00:37:26.632
Come here, boy. Come here, boy.

00:37:27.838 --> 00:37:29.066
What's he saying, Demo?

00:37:31.909 --> 00:37:32.933
Where'd you go?

00:37:33.043 --> 00:37:34.067
Where'd he go?

00:37:34.178 --> 00:37:36.373
-Let me ask you something, Demo.
-Yeah.

00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.108
How's this surfing
if there are no waves?

00:37:41.986 --> 00:37:42.953
Tripp?

00:37:49.393 --> 00:37:50.553
Should we go after him?

00:37:50.661 --> 00:37:51.821
Well, he's their passenger now.

00:37:51.929 --> 00:37:55.126
Passenger?
He just took him underwater!

00:37:55.833 --> 00:37:57.061
Take me!

00:38:00.604 --> 00:38:01.832
Oh, shit!

00:38:02.306 --> 00:38:04.796
Oh, shit! The son of a bitch bit me!

00:38:07.710 --> 00:38:09.871
So you were bit by a dolphin?

00:38:09.979 --> 00:38:13.107
Yeah. And not just any dolphin, either.

00:38:13.216 --> 00:38:15.878
This was a great white dolphin,
all right?

00:38:16.753 --> 00:38:18.448
I'm lucky to still be here.

00:38:23.927 --> 00:38:25.087
What?

00:38:27.497 --> 00:38:28.691
Nothing.

00:38:32.869 --> 00:38:33.836
Wow!

00:38:34.637 --> 00:38:36.366
-This is your house?
-Yeah.

00:38:36.473 --> 00:38:38.373
-It's beautiful.
-Thank you.

00:38:38.942 --> 00:38:41.433
I like to come home to a nice place.

00:38:43.613 --> 00:38:45.808
-Come on in.
-Thank you.

00:38:48.384 --> 00:38:50.011
-It's very pretty.
-Thank you.

00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:51.848
-You want something to drink?
-Yeah, sure.

00:38:51.955 --> 00:38:53.422
Beer? Glass of wine?

00:38:53.523 --> 00:38:55.115
-Sure, wine would be great, thanks.
-Glass of wine.

00:38:55.225 --> 00:38:56.192
Thanks.

00:38:56.392 --> 00:38:59.259
Hey, Mom, Pop,
I thought y'all were going out.

00:38:59.362 --> 00:39:03.162
Out? What would we go out for?
We've got those brand-new chairs!

00:39:04.934 --> 00:39:06.060
Hello.

00:39:09.806 --> 00:39:12.331
Tripp, who's your little friend?

00:39:12.442 --> 00:39:13.932
Mom, Dad, this is Paula.

00:39:14.043 --> 00:39:17.570
Paula, this is my mom, my dad,
Sue and Al.

00:39:17.981 --> 00:39:20.347
Wow! Well!

00:39:20.450 --> 00:39:22.179
-Hello. How do you do?
-Hello.

00:39:22.285 --> 00:39:23.445
Hi.

00:39:24.254 --> 00:39:26.245
It's a great pleasure to meet you both.

00:39:26.356 --> 00:39:27.653
Hi, Paula.

00:39:29.626 --> 00:39:30.593
Wow.

00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:38.725
So you...

00:39:39.334 --> 00:39:41.029
You live with your parents.

00:39:44.273 --> 00:39:45.604
Is that a problem?

00:39:52.548 --> 00:39:54.106
No.

00:39:55.617 --> 00:39:56.879
Not for me.

00:39:58.520 --> 00:40:00.420
Would you like to stay for dinner?

00:40:00.556 --> 00:40:03.582
Oh! Wow. I'd love to. Thank you.

00:40:03.692 --> 00:40:04.954
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why?

00:40:05.060 --> 00:40:08.655
Well, it smells good,
and I'm really hungry. Aren't you?

00:40:08.764 --> 00:40:11.927
Yeah, I'm hungry.
But my mom here, she's cooking dinner.

00:40:12.034 --> 00:40:13.524
Like she does most nights.

00:40:13.702 --> 00:40:15.363
Right here, where I live,

00:40:15.470 --> 00:40:16.698
with them,

00:40:17.873 --> 00:40:20.137
in the same house I grew up in.

00:40:20.776 --> 00:40:22.175
That's nice.

00:40:23.445 --> 00:40:25.242
I'm gonna go mow the lawn.

00:40:25.380 --> 00:40:27.177
Well, we're about to sit down...

00:40:27.282 --> 00:40:29.477
Might mow the neighbor's, too.

00:40:31.286 --> 00:40:34.153
Is this really okay? 'Cause I don't want
to intrude on family time.

00:40:34.256 --> 00:40:36.554
Oh, it's fine. I'll set another place.

00:40:36.658 --> 00:40:38.091
Okay, thanks.

00:40:40.095 --> 00:40:41.926
I'm gonna go help Dad.

00:40:42.798 --> 00:40:43.765
Is there...

00:40:44.866 --> 00:40:46.265
Is there anything I can do to help?

00:40:46.368 --> 00:40:48.734
Listen, I am so sorry.

00:40:48.837 --> 00:40:52.238
I had no idea that he was
going to bring me over here.

00:40:52.541 --> 00:40:54.736
But you are doing great.

00:40:54.843 --> 00:40:57.869
Well, you're not.
I don't know what to tell you, honey,

00:40:57.980 --> 00:41:00.346
but that strict program of yours?

00:41:00.882 --> 00:41:02.975
You're gonna have to start deviating.

00:41:03.085 --> 00:41:04.416
He's breaking up with you.

00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:05.508
What?

00:41:05.621 --> 00:41:08.020
The only reason
he ever brings girls home to meet us

00:41:08.122 --> 00:41:09.919
is 'cause he's getting ready
to dump them.

00:41:10.024 --> 00:41:11.184
Really?

00:41:12.927 --> 00:41:13.894
Well,

00:41:14.795 --> 00:41:15.887
that's not happening.

00:41:19.867 --> 00:41:22.665
-Hey, Paula? Hey, sweetie?
-Yes?

00:41:22.770 --> 00:41:26.297
I appreciate you staying
for dinner, all right?

00:41:26.407 --> 00:41:27.965
And I know that must have been
very awkward.

00:41:28.075 --> 00:41:29.372
Not at all.

00:41:29.477 --> 00:41:30.739
Not at all?

00:41:35.216 --> 00:41:37.548
You don't mind that my parents
are downstairs right now?

00:41:37.652 --> 00:41:39.483
They're asleep in their chairs.

00:41:41.288 --> 00:41:42.414
Don't stare.

00:41:43.157 --> 00:41:46.024
I'm paying for it. I'll stare if I want to.

00:41:50.064 --> 00:41:52.362
I'm just saying, you know, they might...

00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:54.563
They might hear us.

00:41:54.669 --> 00:41:57.502
Why? Are you a screamer?

00:42:33.107 --> 00:42:34.233
Paula?

00:42:37.478 --> 00:42:40.605
Hey, you're up! Wow, early risers.

00:42:40.714 --> 00:42:43.478
Hey, listen.
FYI, work-wise, we're definitely on track.

00:42:43.583 --> 00:42:45.050
Things are good. Tripp is good.

00:42:45.151 --> 00:42:46.812
Well, actually, he's fantastic.

00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:49.150
Of course, I don't need to tell you that.
You're his parents.

00:42:49.255 --> 00:42:53.385
I'm just trying to say, you should be
very proud of him.

00:42:54.627 --> 00:42:55.594
Well...

00:42:56.396 --> 00:42:58.227
You got a lovely home.

00:43:07.038 --> 00:43:08.972
I'm sorry, miss, you're not allowed
to eat that in the store.

00:43:09.073 --> 00:43:10.131
Fine.

00:43:37.234 --> 00:43:40.135
I need to buy a gun.
How much is this big gun here?

00:43:40.237 --> 00:43:43.968
That's a 12-gauge shotgun.
That's a pretty powerful weapon.

00:43:44.075 --> 00:43:45.565
You know, for a woman your size,

00:43:45.676 --> 00:43:48.042
I'd probably recommend something
a little, you know...

00:43:48.145 --> 00:43:49.134
More compact?

00:43:49.246 --> 00:43:52.409
So I just point, and then I squeeze
the trigger and then boom.

00:43:52.516 --> 00:43:55.246
Yeah. What did you say
you were shooting?

00:43:55.353 --> 00:43:59.050
Twelve hundred bucks? Wow.
How much are the bullets for this?

00:44:02.727 --> 00:44:05.696
Shells. Shotguns use shells.
Anyway. Whatever.

00:44:05.796 --> 00:44:07.787
They're 15 bucks for a box of 25.

00:44:07.898 --> 00:44:10.661
Okay, I don't need a whole box.
I just need...

00:44:12.135 --> 00:44:13.102
one.

00:44:16.172 --> 00:44:17.139
You know,

00:44:20.343 --> 00:44:22.334
I get sad sometimes, too.

00:44:23.813 --> 00:44:26.304
So many pressures in life, you know?

00:44:26.950 --> 00:44:30.181
Can I give you a phone number
for some people who can help...

00:44:30.286 --> 00:44:31.810
Oh, no.

00:44:31.921 --> 00:44:33.252
It's like a hotline.

00:44:33.356 --> 00:44:36.723
Listen, sunshine, I'm not

00:44:36.826 --> 00:44:38.453
-suicidal.
-No, I know.

00:44:38.561 --> 00:44:42.190
I just have a problem
with a mockingbird.

00:44:42.565 --> 00:44:43.862
Okay,

00:44:43.967 --> 00:44:47.061
-you can't kill a mockingbird.
-Why not?

00:44:47.170 --> 00:44:50.037
<i>Well, for one, there's the book
To Kill a Mockingbird.</i>

00:44:50.507 --> 00:44:52.202
A copy of that, too, right here.

00:44:52.308 --> 00:44:56.506
No, it's not a manual
on how to kill mockingbirds.

00:44:56.613 --> 00:44:59.946
It's a classic American novel.
How do you not know this?

00:45:00.717 --> 00:45:02.446
I know a lot of other things.
Give me the gun!

00:45:02.552 --> 00:45:03.541
-No!
-Yes!

00:45:03.653 --> 00:45:04.950
I'm not gonna sell you this gun.

00:45:05.055 --> 00:45:08.047
Mockingbirds are protected under
the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

00:45:08.158 --> 00:45:09.250
Killing one is a crime.

00:45:09.359 --> 00:45:11.122
Look, this is insane.

00:45:11.261 --> 00:45:12.660
I have rights, too, you know.

00:45:12.762 --> 00:45:15.094
Or maybe you haven't heard
of the Sixth Amendment!

00:45:15.198 --> 00:45:17.723
The right to a speedy and public trial?

00:45:19.502 --> 00:45:21.436
You. You're on my list,

00:45:21.671 --> 00:45:22.638
Jim.

00:45:22.839 --> 00:45:26.297
I got great boat shoes.

00:45:26.409 --> 00:45:27.398
Hi.

00:45:28.445 --> 00:45:30.413
-What's going on?
-Nothing.

00:45:30.513 --> 00:45:33.141
I got shoes for the next time
Tripp and I go sailing.

00:45:33.249 --> 00:45:34.944
And they're not just cute.

00:45:35.051 --> 00:45:36.518
Tripp says they're actually
very practical.

00:45:36.619 --> 00:45:37.916
They have these little ridges
on the bottom...

00:45:38.021 --> 00:45:39.579
Wait, wait, wait, slow down.

00:45:39.689 --> 00:45:40.747
Look at me.

00:45:40.857 --> 00:45:44.223
-What happened last night?
-What happened last night?

00:45:44.626 --> 00:45:46.253
I tried to end it.

00:45:46.462 --> 00:45:48.327
Tried, as in "you failed"?

00:45:48.430 --> 00:45:49.522
Yeah.

00:45:50.432 --> 00:45:52.764
But the sex was fantastic.

00:45:52.868 --> 00:45:54.631
You had sex with him?

00:45:54.737 --> 00:45:57.535
This is not a big deal.

00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:01.336
What was that rule that you had about
never ever having sex with clients?

00:46:01.443 --> 00:46:04.469
Oh, yeah,
"I never ever have sex with my clients."

00:46:04.580 --> 00:46:07.674
Those are my rules.
I can change them if I need to.

00:46:07.783 --> 00:46:09.648
It's not like I don't know what I'm doing.

00:46:09.752 --> 00:46:11.014
So your parents weren't home?

00:46:11.120 --> 00:46:12.849
No, they were downstairs.

00:46:16.091 --> 00:46:17.888
-And you were upstairs?
-Yeah.

00:46:18.193 --> 00:46:20.320
Look, I am still in control.

00:46:20.429 --> 00:46:24.456
This was a one-time
emergency situation.

00:46:24.566 --> 00:46:26.193
You know what? It's very complicated.

00:46:26.301 --> 00:46:29.293
I don't have time right now
to explain to you how business works.

00:46:29.404 --> 00:46:32.237
You don't need to explain to me
how business works. I'm not an idiot.

00:46:32.341 --> 00:46:33.603
Do you know that I have a contract?

00:46:33.709 --> 00:46:38.612
I have fiduciary responsibilities
to uphold.

00:46:38.714 --> 00:46:41.512
From a fiduciary standpoint,
would you say that you had an orgasm?

00:46:43.886 --> 00:46:45.820
Come on! Were we talking to you?

00:46:45.921 --> 00:46:47.047
No. Clean that mess up.

00:46:47.156 --> 00:46:49.920
Hey, hey! Hey. Can we please
discuss this someplace else?

00:46:51.393 --> 00:46:54.055
That's okay, you guys can stay here
if you want.

00:46:57.099 --> 00:46:58.430
What are you gonna do now?

00:46:58.534 --> 00:46:59.660
I don't know.

00:47:00.903 --> 00:47:03.371
I'm in uncharted waters here, boys.

00:47:04.373 --> 00:47:07.069
My mom thinks it's her dog,
but I do all the work.

00:47:07.176 --> 00:47:08.609
I mean, you don't brush an Irish setter...

00:47:08.710 --> 00:47:10.575
-You have an Irish setter?
-Yeah!

00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:11.941
I have a yellow Lab!

00:47:12.047 --> 00:47:13.809
I mean, he's getting kind of old,

00:47:13.915 --> 00:47:15.678
but we should definitely
get them together.

00:47:15.783 --> 00:47:17.148
We should...

00:47:17.518 --> 00:47:20.646
God, I'm so lucky. I mean, I'm so lucky.

00:47:20.755 --> 00:47:23.747
I mean, look at you, and look at me.

00:47:23.858 --> 00:47:25.985
Hey, I mean, come on, look at you.

00:47:26.093 --> 00:47:28.823
You're smart, you're attractive,

00:47:28.930 --> 00:47:31.398
<i>you love the original Star Wars trilogy,</i>

00:47:31.499 --> 00:47:34.935
because it's all about
storytelling, and myth,

00:47:35.036 --> 00:47:37.163
before CGI ruined everything.

00:47:37.271 --> 00:47:40.206
I mean, come on, what girl
wouldn't want to be with you?

00:47:40.308 --> 00:47:42.003
A shocking number, actually.

00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:43.474
Well, you know what? It's their loss.

00:47:43.578 --> 00:47:45.011
<i>You show me a guy who loves Empire</i>

00:47:45.112 --> 00:47:48.240
and I will show you a guy
who's not afraid of his imagination.

00:47:48.482 --> 00:47:51.815
Like with Luke gets to the cave,
and he asks Yoda what's in there,

00:47:51.919 --> 00:47:53.409
and Yoda says...

00:47:53.821 --> 00:47:56.813
"Only what you take with you."

00:47:57.258 --> 00:48:01.490
But he goes in anyway, because
he is not afraid of his own mind!

00:48:01.596 --> 00:48:03.791
Walking the path of the Jedi, that's why.

00:48:03.898 --> 00:48:07.425
That's you! You're Luke!

00:48:10.638 --> 00:48:11.764
I gotta pee.

00:48:12.306 --> 00:48:13.364
Didn't you just go?

00:48:13.474 --> 00:48:15.169
Listen, listen, I'll be right back.

00:48:15.309 --> 00:48:16.799
Just don't go anywhere, okay?

00:48:16.911 --> 00:48:18.173
I'm not gonna go anywhere.

00:48:18.279 --> 00:48:19.371
All right, cool.

00:48:20.047 --> 00:48:21.912
But, really, don't go anywhere.

00:48:35.696 --> 00:48:36.685
Hiya, Paula.

00:48:36.797 --> 00:48:37.821
Oh, God!

00:48:37.932 --> 00:48:39.126
Shit!

00:48:39.834 --> 00:48:42.098
You scared the crap out of me.

00:48:43.404 --> 00:48:46.770
What you doing?
This isn't your usual place, is it?

00:48:47.474 --> 00:48:50.136
Just, you know, just...

00:48:50.577 --> 00:48:52.374
having lunch with a friend.

00:48:54.214 --> 00:48:56.705
You always hold your friends' hands?

00:48:57.617 --> 00:48:59.676
Like, then I touched...
We touched hand.

00:48:59.786 --> 00:49:01.310
I just touched his hand.

00:49:01.421 --> 00:49:03.514
Well, my friends never touch my hands.

00:49:08.128 --> 00:49:11.757
You've put me
in a very difficult position here.

00:49:15.635 --> 00:49:17.262
Okay, look, what do you want?

00:49:22.208 --> 00:49:23.197
No.

00:49:23.310 --> 00:49:25.938
It's just coffee.
You don't have to marry him.

00:49:26.046 --> 00:49:28.810
First of all,
that's the geeky computer guy.

00:49:28.915 --> 00:49:31.884
It's bad enough I have to go out
with a loser who still lives with his mom,

00:49:31.985 --> 00:49:35.819
but you led me to believe that it was
the handsome minimum-wage slacker.

00:49:37.257 --> 00:49:40.226
No, I don't think that I did that.

00:49:41.227 --> 00:49:42.717
Okay, I didn't have a choice.

00:49:42.829 --> 00:49:43.887
He was going to tell Tripp

00:49:43.997 --> 00:49:46.158
and you were the only
bargaining chip that I had.

00:49:46.266 --> 00:49:47.927
You should take that as a compliment.

00:49:48.034 --> 00:49:49.228
He's a troll.

00:49:49.336 --> 00:49:51.600
He's not a troll. He's... He's...

00:49:52.572 --> 00:49:56.064
He's endearing, and quirky.

00:49:56.576 --> 00:49:58.009
Oh, for Christ's sake.

00:49:59.212 --> 00:50:00.543
I'm coming!

00:50:06.186 --> 00:50:07.380
Damn it.

00:50:15.260 --> 00:50:16.386
I hope you like fish.

00:50:17.796 --> 00:50:19.593
So how does Paula do it, anyway?

00:50:19.698 --> 00:50:21.393
It seems like it would be hard on her.

00:50:21.500 --> 00:50:23.798
Does she ever get it confused
with her real life?

00:50:23.902 --> 00:50:26.700
What makes you think
she has a real life?

00:50:29.008 --> 00:50:31.169
It's just kind of a weird job.

00:50:31.410 --> 00:50:33.503
I mean, how does one
get into that field?

00:50:35.614 --> 00:50:37.673
A couple of years ago, she fell for a guy

00:50:37.783 --> 00:50:39.808
who wouldn't move out
of his parents' house.

00:50:39.918 --> 00:50:42.079
I don't know, I guess
because she couldn't fix him,

00:50:42.187 --> 00:50:44.485
she has to fix
all the other losers out there.

00:50:45.891 --> 00:50:46.983
No offense.

00:50:47.893 --> 00:50:48.951
None taken.

00:50:49.828 --> 00:50:51.819
Listen, if you want to go, that's okay.

00:50:52.131 --> 00:50:54.258
I'm sorry I slammed the door
on your face.

00:50:54.366 --> 00:50:56.459
I don't sleep much.

00:50:58.971 --> 00:50:59.960
Really?

00:51:00.606 --> 00:51:01.732
Me, either.

00:51:02.508 --> 00:51:05.341
Just have too much stuff going on
in my head. Is that the same thing?

00:51:05.444 --> 00:51:06.604
No, no.

00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:11.043
No. No. I want to sleep,

00:51:11.150 --> 00:51:13.550
but I can't, because there's a bird
outside my window

00:51:13.652 --> 00:51:16.314
and all night long it chirps,
and it chirps, and it chirps,

00:51:16.422 --> 00:51:18.947
and it's annoying,
and I can't get it to shut up!

00:51:23.962 --> 00:51:25.429
I have a BB gun.

00:51:33.539 --> 00:51:35.302
Go, Omaha!

00:51:38.043 --> 00:51:39.010
Yeah.

00:51:39.778 --> 00:51:41.643
Say, did you get my message today?

00:51:43.882 --> 00:51:45.179
No. You know what,
I had my phone turned off.

00:51:45.284 --> 00:51:48.150
I was having lunch with a girlfriend.

00:51:48.653 --> 00:51:51.019
My teacher, Miss Kramer,
has a girlfriend.

00:51:51.489 --> 00:51:52.820
Oh! That's nice.

00:51:52.924 --> 00:51:54.016
She's a lesbian.

00:51:54.892 --> 00:51:56.757
Well, don't act all cool about it!

00:51:57.228 --> 00:51:58.718
You're jealous 'cause you like her.

00:51:58.830 --> 00:52:01.196
You're the one
who was always staring at her shirt.

00:52:02.166 --> 00:52:03.155
He's lying.

00:52:12.477 --> 00:52:14.001
I don't hear anything.

00:52:15.947 --> 00:52:17.141
He'll come.

00:52:18.583 --> 00:52:20.107
He always comes.

00:52:21.686 --> 00:52:23.347
How many times did you pump it?

00:52:25.857 --> 00:52:27.620
-Twice.
-Good.

00:52:27.725 --> 00:52:31.661
'Cause we don't want to kill it,
just sting it so it flies away.

00:52:33.131 --> 00:52:34.098
Yeah.

00:52:35.900 --> 00:52:39.836
So, is Kit short for Katherine?

00:52:41.038 --> 00:52:44.735
Yes. Is Ace short for

00:52:45.643 --> 00:52:47.008
Ace-a-rooney?

00:52:47.211 --> 00:52:49.042
No, it's a nickname.

00:52:49.147 --> 00:52:51.479
What, are you really good at cards
or something?

00:52:52.617 --> 00:52:56.576
Until I was 10,
I had an undescended testicle.

00:53:04.061 --> 00:53:05.119
Wait!

00:53:08.166 --> 00:53:09.190
There you are.

00:53:10.134 --> 00:53:11.761
Say good night, birdie.

00:53:14.672 --> 00:53:15.730
I got him!

00:53:18.508 --> 00:53:20.738
You pumped it more than twice,
didn't you?

00:53:23.013 --> 00:53:25.607
Oh, my God!
God, why'd you make me do that?

00:53:26.650 --> 00:53:28.083
-Clear the table!
-Oh, God!

00:53:28.318 --> 00:53:30.081
-Oh, my God! Is he okay?
-I don't know.

00:53:30.187 --> 00:53:31.381
-Where's he hit?
-I don't know!

00:53:31.488 --> 00:53:33.183
-Is he dead?
-I...

00:53:33.290 --> 00:53:34.257
Oh, no!

00:53:34.758 --> 00:53:37.852
Look! Look! The BB.

00:53:38.228 --> 00:53:40.253
Well, maybe it's just stunned.
Do you know CPR?

00:53:40.363 --> 00:53:41.694
-Well, yeah, but...
-Do it!

00:53:42.065 --> 00:53:43.191
-It's a bird!
-Do it!

00:53:43.300 --> 00:53:46.667
Okay. Check vitals. Where's the pulse?

00:53:47.304 --> 00:53:48.862
-Gently.
-Open the airway.

00:53:49.139 --> 00:53:50.902
-Don't hurt him!
-I'm not hurting him!

00:53:51.007 --> 00:53:51.974
God!

00:53:52.609 --> 00:53:53.576
Okay. Be careful with him.

00:53:53.677 --> 00:53:54.735
-He's little.
-I don't know.

00:53:54.844 --> 00:53:57.438
Oh, my God, it's not working!
He's going!

00:53:57.547 --> 00:53:59.344
Do something! We're losing him!

00:53:59.449 --> 00:54:00.609
Not on my watch!

00:54:04.254 --> 00:54:06.051
One, one thousand, two, one thousand,
three, one thousand.

00:54:06.156 --> 00:54:07.783
Walk away from the light, little buddy!

00:54:09.659 --> 00:54:11.593
One, one thousand, two, one thousand,
three, one thousand!

00:54:11.695 --> 00:54:12.662
Please, God!

00:54:15.031 --> 00:54:17.158
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! He's alive!

00:54:29.512 --> 00:54:30.536
What the...

00:54:42.659 --> 00:54:43.921
I'm hungry.

00:54:44.027 --> 00:54:47.963
Captain, you just had nachos,
two hot dogs, and a bag of peanuts.

00:54:48.331 --> 00:54:50.264
I didn't have ice cream.

00:54:50.466 --> 00:54:51.831
My bad.

00:54:51.934 --> 00:54:53.401
Fine. Can I have a fruit bar?

00:54:53.502 --> 00:54:54.469
Now you're getting good.

00:54:54.570 --> 00:54:56.401
That's good. A negotiator here. All right.

00:54:56.572 --> 00:54:57.800
Hey, wait for me.

00:54:59.174 --> 00:55:01.233
Let's check with Miss Paula,
see if she needs anything.

00:55:01.343 --> 00:55:04.210
Maybe a Royal's Number One
foam finger.

00:55:04.313 --> 00:55:05.780
Don't come back without a foam finger.

00:55:05.881 --> 00:55:07.075
You got it.

00:55:15.024 --> 00:55:16.924
Tripp and Jeffrey are very cute together,
aren't they?

00:55:17.026 --> 00:55:19.187
-Yeah. Listen, while we have a minute,
-Yeah?

00:55:19.295 --> 00:55:20.728
...I really want to talk to you
about the whole

00:55:20.829 --> 00:55:22.729
dating-my-best-friend-for-money thing.

00:55:23.565 --> 00:55:25.055
-What?
-So, this must be the date

00:55:25.167 --> 00:55:27.567
where you show that you share
the guy's intense passion for something

00:55:27.670 --> 00:55:29.604
that, really, you don't have
the slightest interest in.

00:55:30.372 --> 00:55:32.431
Okay, look, I don't know
what you heard, but...

00:55:32.541 --> 00:55:33.769
Ace told me everything.

00:55:35.210 --> 00:55:37.235
Don't worry, I haven't ratted you out.

00:55:38.547 --> 00:55:40.947
Truth is, I support your overall goal.

00:55:42.251 --> 00:55:45.220
But if you really want to help him,
and I think you do,

00:55:45.321 --> 00:55:46.845
you have to have all the facts.

00:55:47.089 --> 00:55:49.649
Starting with the fact
that Jeffrey's not Tripp's nephew.

00:55:51.327 --> 00:55:52.385
You ever heard of Amy?

00:55:52.628 --> 00:55:54.596
Amy is... He's Amy's son.

00:55:54.763 --> 00:55:57.994
Amy is Tripp's first love,
and she died six years ago.

00:55:58.200 --> 00:55:59.895
He never told you that, did he?

00:56:02.971 --> 00:56:04.302
Oh, my God!

00:56:04.707 --> 00:56:09.007
I am the worst person in the world.

00:56:09.712 --> 00:56:12.772
Oh, hey, you're home. Great.

00:56:12.981 --> 00:56:16.849
I have to break up with Tripp.
I'm terminating my contract, and...

00:56:17.486 --> 00:56:18.475
I can't do it.

00:56:19.688 --> 00:56:20.949
What happened in here?

00:56:21.055 --> 00:56:22.488
Nothing. I tripped.

00:56:23.157 --> 00:56:24.556
Go on with your story.

00:56:24.659 --> 00:56:26.354
Oh. Well,

00:56:28.463 --> 00:56:30.090
Tripp was engaged.

00:56:32.200 --> 00:56:34.566
-Okay.
-And you know Jeffrey, his nephew?

00:56:34.902 --> 00:56:38.167
He's not his nephew.
He's not related to him at all.

00:56:38.306 --> 00:56:41.332
Jeffrey is a boy whose mother
was gonna marry Tripp,

00:56:42.610 --> 00:56:43.838
and she died.

00:56:45.646 --> 00:56:47.113
That's so sad.

00:56:47.215 --> 00:56:48.648
God, I know.

00:56:49.384 --> 00:56:50.976
Who gives a shit?

00:56:51.986 --> 00:56:53.283
I beg your pardon?

00:56:53.388 --> 00:56:56.221
Seriously. I've never heard you
talk this way about a client before.

00:56:56.324 --> 00:56:57.814
I don't know why you're whining
about this one.

00:56:57.925 --> 00:56:59.051
Because...

00:56:59.861 --> 00:57:02.386
He's been through an actual tragedy!

00:57:04.766 --> 00:57:08.202
This is about Tripp not being
an appropriate client.

00:57:08.302 --> 00:57:10.236
It's an ethical problem.

00:57:13.074 --> 00:57:14.166
Who's that?

00:57:16.744 --> 00:57:17.802
What?

00:57:19.046 --> 00:57:20.104
In...

00:57:21.315 --> 00:57:22.839
Oh! In...

00:57:22.950 --> 00:57:24.178
That's Phillip.

00:57:24.952 --> 00:57:26.317
Who's Phillip?

00:57:27.688 --> 00:57:29.121
Phillip's...

00:57:29.290 --> 00:57:30.518
I... Oh!

00:57:32.827 --> 00:57:35.295
Hi, ladies.

00:57:35.630 --> 00:57:37.427
Did I say that you could come out?

00:57:40.401 --> 00:57:42.562
Well, well, well, well, well.

00:57:43.604 --> 00:57:44.901
He's nice.

00:57:45.006 --> 00:57:46.371
That's nice.

00:57:47.642 --> 00:57:49.940
Look, I don't see
why it's so complicated.

00:57:50.044 --> 00:57:52.273
You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.

00:57:54.047 --> 00:57:55.344
<i>I gotta tell you something.</i>

00:57:55.715 --> 00:57:57.307
I told Paula about Amy.

00:57:58.418 --> 00:58:00.648
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What? What...

00:58:00.754 --> 00:58:01.812
Why?

00:58:01.922 --> 00:58:03.184
You were never going to.

00:58:03.490 --> 00:58:05.117
You never even say her name.

00:58:05.425 --> 00:58:08.155
Amy was his ex-fiancée.
She died about six years ago.

00:58:08.261 --> 00:58:11.059
To lose love is greatest pain of all.

00:58:11.164 --> 00:58:12.153
That's right.

00:58:12.265 --> 00:58:14.130
It's okay to cry. We'll turn around.

00:58:14.234 --> 00:58:15.724
I'm fine, guys.

00:58:18.171 --> 00:58:19.229
Dude.

00:58:20.874 --> 00:58:24.002
You had no right to do that, man.
That's my life.

00:58:24.177 --> 00:58:25.667
You're right, you're right.
And, normally...

00:58:25.779 --> 00:58:27.644
I believe everybody
needs to walk their own path,

00:58:27.747 --> 00:58:30.443
but just you're not walking yours. Okay?

00:58:30.550 --> 00:58:32.575
You're sitting near the path, on a rock.

00:58:33.587 --> 00:58:36.112
This was the only thing I could do,
given the circumstances.

00:58:36.223 --> 00:58:37.690
Circumstances?

00:58:38.558 --> 00:58:40.526
Brings up the other thing I gotta tell you.

00:58:41.194 --> 00:58:43.424
I feel a little bit bad
because I kind of implied to Paula

00:58:43.530 --> 00:58:44.758
that I wouldn't say anything, but...

00:58:44.865 --> 00:58:46.856
Deception's a poison.
It's like margarine.

00:58:46.967 --> 00:58:48.025
I can't have that in my body.

00:58:48.134 --> 00:58:50.261
God damn it, Demo, get to the point.
Come on.

00:58:51.571 --> 00:58:55.007
Your parents hired Paula to date you
so that you'd move out of their house.

00:58:56.176 --> 00:58:57.905
Bullshit. What are you talking about?

00:58:58.211 --> 00:59:00.202
They're paying her to be your girlfriend.

00:59:00.313 --> 00:59:01.575
-Paula?
-Yeah.

00:59:01.681 --> 00:59:04.479
But she's a professional interventionist.
It's her job.

00:59:04.651 --> 00:59:05.618
You know?

00:59:07.888 --> 00:59:10.982
You're telling me it's not real?

00:59:11.091 --> 00:59:14.925
No. No, it's real! It's very real!

00:59:15.028 --> 00:59:16.518
Okay, you're upset right now.

00:59:16.630 --> 00:59:19.155
I want to encourage you to see past
that bottomless sense of betrayal.

00:59:19.266 --> 00:59:20.961
Focus on the future, okay?

00:59:21.067 --> 00:59:22.534
'Cause I think you guys
could work things out.

00:59:22.636 --> 00:59:25.103
I mean it.
I think you crazy kids have a shot.

00:59:32.912 --> 00:59:35.176
So you came home
and he was cooking?

00:59:35.281 --> 00:59:36.373
Yeah.

00:59:36.782 --> 00:59:37.976
Strange.

00:59:38.551 --> 00:59:40.348
-Hey, you know what?
-What?

00:59:40.452 --> 00:59:42.886
-Smells good.
-I know!

00:59:46.392 --> 00:59:47.381
Can you get that?

00:59:52.364 --> 00:59:54.958
Hi. I didn't know that you guys
were gonna be here.

00:59:55.067 --> 00:59:57.535
Listen, we didn't, either. Come on in.

00:59:57.636 --> 00:59:58.660
Okay. Thank you.

00:59:58.771 --> 01:00:00.170
Tripp's in the kitchen.

01:00:02.741 --> 01:00:04.231
That does, too.

01:00:04.910 --> 01:00:05.877
All right!

01:00:09.782 --> 01:00:10.749
Tripp?

01:00:11.317 --> 01:00:13.615
Hey, there's my girl. Come here, you.

01:00:15.254 --> 01:00:16.915
Hey, what's going on?

01:00:17.022 --> 01:00:18.887
Got a little family dinner.

01:00:19.525 --> 01:00:22.426
All the people that I care about the most

01:00:22.528 --> 01:00:24.928
together in one room. Good times.

01:00:25.030 --> 01:00:26.395
Hey.

01:00:26.565 --> 01:00:28.396
Listen, can we talk?

01:00:28.500 --> 01:00:30.559
Absolutely. There's gonna be
plenty of time to talk over dinner.

01:00:30.669 --> 01:00:32.534
But right now, I'm cooking.

01:00:33.272 --> 01:00:35.502
<i>Mom, Pop, you want some more vino?</i>

01:00:37.309 --> 01:00:38.503
That's good, that's good.

01:00:38.611 --> 01:00:40.476
Oh, just a little bit more
for the y-o-u, babe.

01:00:40.879 --> 01:00:42.210
Tripp, I don't know what to say.

01:00:42.314 --> 01:00:44.475
Oh, Mom, will you knock that talk off?

01:00:46.552 --> 01:00:48.782
I made this beautiful dinner tonight

01:00:49.254 --> 01:00:52.553
to say thank you
to the people that I love the most.

01:00:52.658 --> 01:00:54.420
All of you.

01:00:54.592 --> 01:00:55.889
I'm truly blessed.

01:00:55.994 --> 01:00:58.758
Mom. Pop. Sweetie.

01:00:59.130 --> 01:01:01.325
-That's good, Son.
-Cheers.

01:01:03.901 --> 01:01:05.061
Dig in!

01:01:10.408 --> 01:01:13.002
Hang on. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
I'm too excited.

01:01:13.111 --> 01:01:14.874
I have an announcement to make here.

01:01:16.080 --> 01:01:17.047
Okay.

01:01:22.220 --> 01:01:23.517
Paula,

01:01:24.088 --> 01:01:25.555
the last couple of weeks

01:01:27.125 --> 01:01:29.457
that I've spent with you have been

01:01:30.595 --> 01:01:31.926
amazing,

01:01:32.697 --> 01:01:34.028
surprising,

01:01:35.033 --> 01:01:36.193
joyful,

01:01:37.201 --> 01:01:38.532
surprising.

01:01:39.971 --> 01:01:43.372
I can honestly say that, because of you,

01:01:45.443 --> 01:01:49.470
I've experienced emotions
that I didn't even know I had.

01:01:53.518 --> 01:01:55.110
So call me crazy,

01:01:55.820 --> 01:01:56.844
but I think

01:01:57.221 --> 01:01:58.586
we should move in together.

01:01:59.924 --> 01:02:01.289
That's my boy!

01:02:02.326 --> 01:02:03.850
You okay, baby? Want some water?

01:02:05.063 --> 01:02:06.030
Thank you.

01:02:06.497 --> 01:02:08.328
That's wonderful news.

01:02:08.666 --> 01:02:10.429
I am so proud of you, Son.

01:02:10.535 --> 01:02:12.833
Right? And the thing is, Mom, Dad,

01:02:12.937 --> 01:02:16.668
I've lived upstairs since I was three,
and it's been great.

01:02:17.875 --> 01:02:21.333
All right? You two are the best parents
that a boy could ever ask for.

01:02:21.446 --> 01:02:25.143
I mean, I can only hope that I'm going
to be able to give my kids,

01:02:28.785 --> 01:02:30.013
our kids,

01:02:30.687 --> 01:02:34.316
half of the love, the respect,

01:02:34.524 --> 01:02:36.515
the understanding, the support,

01:02:36.626 --> 01:02:38.491
that you two have given me.

01:02:39.563 --> 01:02:42.464
I guess what I'm saying is,
it is time for Tripp

01:02:44.034 --> 01:02:45.524
to spread his wings.

01:02:51.041 --> 01:02:52.008
Wow.

01:02:53.276 --> 01:02:54.243
Well...

01:02:55.345 --> 01:02:58.212
Well, this is very unexpected.

01:02:58.315 --> 01:02:59.714
So here's the plan, all right?

01:02:59.816 --> 01:03:01.511
We're going to blow out
the east wall of my bedroom,

01:03:01.618 --> 01:03:02.915
enlarge the bathroom,

01:03:03.019 --> 01:03:07.353
and basically turn the entire upstairs
into a secondary master suite

01:03:07.524 --> 01:03:09.515
so there's room for the both of us,

01:03:10.260 --> 01:03:11.284
and the both of you,

01:03:11.394 --> 01:03:12.361
under the same roof.

01:03:12.462 --> 01:03:13.622
What do you say?

01:03:21.605 --> 01:03:24.836
I'm not understanding.
You want Paula to move in here?

01:03:24.941 --> 01:03:27.102
Yes! It's the perfect solution.

01:03:27.210 --> 01:03:30.077
Mom, Dad, you like her.
Paula, you like them.

01:03:30.180 --> 01:03:34.207
We're all gonna be right here together
under one roof, a big happy family.

01:03:34.317 --> 01:03:36.285
I'm telling you,
I'm getting really excited about this.

01:03:36.386 --> 01:03:37.580
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait just a second.

01:03:37.721 --> 01:03:39.188
Take a deep breath here and...

01:03:39.289 --> 01:03:41.519
Tripp, Tripp, I just think
that we should probably talk about this.

01:03:41.625 --> 01:03:43.388
Just 'cause it's a big idea, and...

01:03:43.493 --> 01:03:45.757
Honey, I've given this
a lot of thought, all right? It'll work!

01:03:46.229 --> 01:03:49.323
And the best part about it is, Mom, Dad,

01:03:51.168 --> 01:03:54.103
you won't have to keep paying Paula
to be my girlfriend.

01:04:00.276 --> 01:04:02.471
What, did I say something wrong?
Come on.

01:04:03.712 --> 01:04:05.339
You're all getting what you wanted.

01:04:06.048 --> 01:04:09.313
Paula, you don't have to pretend
to like me anymore.

01:04:09.485 --> 01:04:12.852
And, Mom, Dad,
you wanted me out of the house.

01:04:16.692 --> 01:04:17.886
I'm out.

01:04:31.774 --> 01:04:34.572
Tripp, wait! Tripp!

01:04:35.711 --> 01:04:36.678
Tripp!

01:04:38.914 --> 01:04:40.347
I don't want to hear it.

01:04:40.816 --> 01:04:42.147
Come on, Tripp.

01:04:44.019 --> 01:04:46.579
Please, you don't understand.

01:04:46.822 --> 01:04:48.380
You're right. Now hold on.

01:04:49.792 --> 01:04:51.851
I don't know what your daily rate is,

01:04:51.961 --> 01:04:54.987
but that's everything
I've got in my wallet. There's $300.

01:04:55.097 --> 01:04:56.564
Oh, come on, Tripp!

01:04:56.665 --> 01:04:59.964
Which should be good for tonight,
especially since we didn't have sex.

01:05:00.069 --> 01:05:02.469
Please, Tripp, let me just explain to you.

01:05:02.571 --> 01:05:04.368
Get the fuck out of my car.

01:05:12.047 --> 01:05:13.412
Oh, God.

01:05:55.089 --> 01:05:56.954
So your parents gave her money.

01:05:57.058 --> 01:05:59.151
My grandparents
give my baby-sitter money

01:05:59.260 --> 01:06:00.284
and I still like her.

01:06:00.395 --> 01:06:03.125
Well, good for you, Captain.
Hey, can we talk about something else?

01:06:03.231 --> 01:06:05.722
Fine. The 32 is nice.

01:06:08.503 --> 01:06:10.903
But I think I see myself more in a 37.

01:06:11.439 --> 01:06:12.599
What do you think?

01:06:12.907 --> 01:06:14.340
Don't buy a boat, dude.

01:06:15.443 --> 01:06:17.536
I love...boats.

01:06:17.845 --> 01:06:20.040
No, you don't love boats.

01:06:20.248 --> 01:06:23.046
You love the idea of a boat.

01:06:23.618 --> 01:06:25.279
But the reality is,

01:06:25.420 --> 01:06:28.787
they're just a drain on your time,
your wallet, and your emotions.

01:06:29.357 --> 01:06:31.348
And in the end,
she will break your heart.

01:06:32.293 --> 01:06:34.557
<i>You see, because no matter how much
you care for her,</i>

01:06:34.662 --> 01:06:35.890
<i>she's got no feelings for you.</i>

01:06:35.997 --> 01:06:38.465
<i>I mean, look at her, she's a boat.
She's wood.</i>

01:06:40.234 --> 01:06:42.600
<i>So forget buying a boat.
You want to feel pain?</i>

01:06:43.171 --> 01:06:45.401
You're better off
slamming your hand in a car door.

01:06:47.108 --> 01:06:50.544
You see, that's the stuff that screams,
"I live with my mother."

01:06:50.945 --> 01:06:52.606
-What?
-I mean it.

01:06:52.714 --> 01:06:54.375
I'm telling you as a friend.

01:06:56.684 --> 01:06:58.811
You bring that weak stuff
to the playground,

01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:00.386
you won't last 10 minutes.

01:07:02.122 --> 01:07:04.784
Thank you very much for giving me
a few minutes of your time.

01:07:05.392 --> 01:07:08.452
-Why don't you sit down?
-No, no, no, thank you.

01:07:08.562 --> 01:07:10.427
No, I just want to give you this.

01:07:13.266 --> 01:07:15.029
-What is it?
-It's your money.

01:07:15.469 --> 01:07:17.699
I'm returning it.
I know it doesn't fix anything.

01:07:17.804 --> 01:07:19.465
I know that nothing can,

01:07:20.607 --> 01:07:23.770
but given the circumstances,
I don't feel good keeping it, so...

01:07:24.878 --> 01:07:26.106
Really, please take it.

01:07:26.680 --> 01:07:27.647
Okay.

01:07:29.750 --> 01:07:30.717
What?

01:07:30.817 --> 01:07:32.876
This has never happened before.
I want you to know that.

01:07:32.986 --> 01:07:35.546
He seemed like an open-and-shut case.

01:07:36.523 --> 01:07:39.253
I guess I was overly confident.

01:07:39.526 --> 01:07:40.959
I don't know. And he...

01:07:41.862 --> 01:07:44.422
He won't return
any of my phone calls, and I...

01:07:46.133 --> 01:07:48.397
I keep replaying it over and over
in my mind. I just...

01:07:48.502 --> 01:07:50.197
I don't know where I...

01:07:53.073 --> 01:07:54.836
You're in love with our son.

01:08:06.586 --> 01:08:08.816
Hey, come on, we're gonna go
rock climbing. Get in the car.

01:08:08.922 --> 01:08:09.889
No.

01:08:10.457 --> 01:08:12.288
You've been moping around here
for two weeks.

01:08:12.392 --> 01:08:13.586
Come on, get in.

01:08:14.094 --> 01:08:15.083
Nah.

01:08:15.195 --> 01:08:17.288
Tripp! Come on, it's unlocked.

01:08:17.397 --> 01:08:19.695
It wants you to get in.
Come on. Get in the car, Tripp.

01:08:20.901 --> 01:08:22.630
Isn't this great, guys?

01:08:23.036 --> 01:08:24.765
How you doing up there, Tripp?

01:08:24.871 --> 01:08:27.169
-You feeling it?
-Yeah, baby.

01:08:27.274 --> 01:08:29.003
This is a nice rock.

01:08:29.543 --> 01:08:31.510
-Aren't you glad we came?
-Yeah.

01:08:31.610 --> 01:08:34.443
Doing good. This is having fun.
Aren't we?

01:08:38.417 --> 01:08:40.408
You guys want any carrots?

01:08:41.253 --> 01:08:43.414
Tripp, you should call Paula.

01:08:44.190 --> 01:08:46.658
-She wants to see you.
-That's enough, Demo!

01:08:48.694 --> 01:08:50.184
A little slack, Ace!

01:08:51.497 --> 01:08:52.623
Here you go.

01:08:55.234 --> 01:08:56.462
Belay on.

01:09:02.608 --> 01:09:04.235
You know, she's hurting, too.

01:09:05.311 --> 01:09:06.608
She's miserable, Tripp.

01:09:09.915 --> 01:09:11.212
Let it go, guys.

01:09:14.220 --> 01:09:15.244
Ace!

01:09:30.269 --> 01:09:31.258
My bad.

01:09:31.437 --> 01:09:34.634
<i>I once knew a specialist used to send
some of his patients to me.</i>

01:09:35.007 --> 01:09:36.531
<i>All they needed was a little push.</i>

01:09:37.076 --> 01:09:39.738
Look, Paula, this has to stop.

01:09:40.146 --> 01:09:41.135
You don't sleep,

01:09:41.247 --> 01:09:43.807
and the only thing I've seen you eat
in the last three days

01:09:43.916 --> 01:09:45.474
is a bag of Mint Milanos.

01:09:45.718 --> 01:09:48.551
Well, don't worry about me.

01:09:49.355 --> 01:09:51.289
I'll be gone in a couple of weeks.

01:09:52.057 --> 01:09:53.490
What? Where are you going?

01:09:53.592 --> 01:09:55.321
I'm moving back to Colorado.

01:09:56.462 --> 01:09:58.487
What are you gonna do in Colorado?

01:09:58.597 --> 01:10:01.498
-I haven't figured it out.
-Well, that's stupid.

01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:03.863
I mean, what are you gonna do
until you figure it out?

01:10:03.968 --> 01:10:05.299
Move in with your parents?

01:10:07.672 --> 01:10:10.937
Oh. That's so wrong.

01:10:11.042 --> 01:10:15.308
Don't judge me, okay?
I mean, you, of all people?

01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:16.977
Pretty funny.

01:10:17.081 --> 01:10:19.549
You know what?
I'm the one who's in a real relationship!

01:10:19.651 --> 01:10:21.551
You're the one who lies for a living!

01:10:21.653 --> 01:10:24.417
You think you're so smart,
but you don't know anything!

01:10:24.522 --> 01:10:26.615
Did you really think
you'd never get caught?

01:10:26.724 --> 01:10:28.282
You could've been happy
but you blew it.

01:10:28.393 --> 01:10:30.418
Now you try to act
like it's everyone else's fault,

01:10:30.528 --> 01:10:31.517
but it's all you.

01:10:31.629 --> 01:10:33.597
And now you think
Colorado's the answer?

01:10:33.698 --> 01:10:36.064
You know, Kit,
just because you finally convinced a guy

01:10:36.167 --> 01:10:37.896
to sleep with you more than once

01:10:38.336 --> 01:10:41.203
doesn't make you
an expert on relationships.

01:10:48.713 --> 01:10:50.613
-Tripp!
-Tripp!

01:10:51.115 --> 01:10:52.173
Come on up, buddy.

01:10:52.283 --> 01:10:54.114
-Tripp!
-Tripp?

01:10:55.320 --> 01:10:56.651
Hey! Hey, buddy!

01:10:56.788 --> 01:10:58.756
Come up. There you are.

01:10:59.857 --> 01:11:00.983
-Is he...
-Hey.

01:11:02.093 --> 01:11:03.924
Hey, guys.

01:11:06.064 --> 01:11:07.554
You were bitten by a chuckwalla.

01:11:07.999 --> 01:11:10.160
That shouldn't have happened.
It's a reptile of peace.

01:11:10.301 --> 01:11:11.461
I have a theory.

01:11:11.569 --> 01:11:14.197
This isn't the first time
that nature's lashed out at you like this.

01:11:14.706 --> 01:11:17.174
I believe it's because your life

01:11:17.275 --> 01:11:19.743
is fundamentally at odds
with the natural world.

01:11:20.078 --> 01:11:22.308
-Huh?
-Therefore, nature rejects you.

01:11:24.882 --> 01:11:26.372
You're insane.

01:11:26.918 --> 01:11:28.044
Can I have some water?

01:11:28.152 --> 01:11:29.483
-Yeah.
-Right here.

01:11:29.587 --> 01:11:32.021
-Here we go.
-Okay, okay, easy.

01:11:32.423 --> 01:11:33.946
Look, I've been all over the world.

01:11:34.057 --> 01:11:36.321
You're the only human to my knowledge
who's been bitten by a dolphin,

01:11:36.426 --> 01:11:38.894
a chipmunk, and a vegetarian lizard
in the same calendar year.

01:11:40.264 --> 01:11:42.129
And you haven't been
a very good friend, either.

01:11:42.332 --> 01:11:44.357
Do you realize that not once
have you asked me

01:11:44.468 --> 01:11:45.958
about my relationship with Kit?

01:11:49.506 --> 01:11:52.907
Dude, did you just drop me
from a 40-foot cliff?

01:11:54.278 --> 01:11:56.371
I mean, you want
to talk about a friend, man,

01:11:56.480 --> 01:11:57.674
you went behind my back,

01:11:57.781 --> 01:12:00.045
and blackmailed your way
into getting your girlfriend.

01:12:00.217 --> 01:12:01.548
He's right.

01:12:03.120 --> 01:12:05.350
-I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff.
-It's okay.

01:12:05.522 --> 01:12:08.389
Granted, he used you,
but not out of malice.

01:12:08.492 --> 01:12:10.483
Look at him.
How many chances is he gonna get?

01:12:10.594 --> 01:12:12.255
He saw a chance for love, Tripp,
and he took it.

01:12:12.362 --> 01:12:14.353
Which is exactly
what we wanted for you.

01:12:15.065 --> 01:12:16.225
Am I getting advice

01:12:16.333 --> 01:12:18.801
from my two loser buddies
who still live at home?

01:12:18.902 --> 01:12:20.494
Actually, I own my home.

01:12:21.204 --> 01:12:22.728
-What?
-No, you don't.

01:12:22.839 --> 01:12:24.397
I bought it a couple of years ago
from my mom.

01:12:24.508 --> 01:12:25.566
That way, she has a place to live

01:12:25.676 --> 01:12:27.143
and I don't get nailed
on the inheritance tax.

01:12:27.244 --> 01:12:28.370
-Smart.
-Wow.

01:12:28.512 --> 01:12:31.811
And Demo, here, has chosen
the life of a wanderer.

01:12:31.982 --> 01:12:34.143
I mean, sure,
he technically still lives at home.

01:12:34.251 --> 01:12:36.276
-Yeah.
-But his permanent address

01:12:36.386 --> 01:12:37.580
is in his heart.

01:12:38.288 --> 01:12:39.482
He's a bum.

01:12:41.525 --> 01:12:45.461
I think what we're trying to say
is that the two of us are happy

01:12:45.796 --> 01:12:47.263
and we're perfectly functional.

01:12:47.564 --> 01:12:51.227
And you, Tripp, are not.

01:13:05.548 --> 01:13:06.572
Mom?

01:13:08.617 --> 01:13:09.641
Pop?

01:13:25.868 --> 01:13:27.130
Yeah, baby!

01:13:27.803 --> 01:13:29.065
Hey, Pop.

01:13:31.040 --> 01:13:32.837
Hey! Tripp. What are you doing here?

01:13:32.942 --> 01:13:36.275
Just came by to get some stuff.
What are you doing?

01:13:36.746 --> 01:13:37.940
Feeding my fish.

01:13:38.047 --> 01:13:40.447
Yeah. I see that.

01:13:42.885 --> 01:13:45.649
You're naked. In my room.

01:13:46.522 --> 01:13:49.355
Well, this is my Naked Room.

01:13:50.393 --> 01:13:51.758
I mean, it's my house.

01:13:52.027 --> 01:13:55.895
A man ought to be able to do whatever
he wants to do in his own house.

01:13:56.565 --> 01:13:58.294
Wore a suit for 40 years.

01:13:58.734 --> 01:14:00.725
-So now we got 40 years of...
-No suit.

01:14:00.836 --> 01:14:02.064
No suit.

01:14:03.305 --> 01:14:04.567
All right.

01:14:05.307 --> 01:14:06.831
I'm gonna let you get back
to feeding your fish.

01:14:06.942 --> 01:14:08.842
Thanks for stopping by.

01:14:10.613 --> 01:14:14.811
Hey, Pop? Seriously, man,
was it that bad having me around?

01:14:16.919 --> 01:14:19.979
Don't be an idiot, Son.
Your mom and I love you.

01:14:20.656 --> 01:14:22.089
Then why didn't you
just say something?

01:14:22.191 --> 01:14:25.092
All you had to do was tell me.

01:14:25.694 --> 01:14:28.629
You needed time
after Amy had passed away, Tripp.

01:14:28.731 --> 01:14:31.291
And who knows how much time is right?

01:14:31.700 --> 01:14:34.066
Is it two years? Is it six years?

01:14:34.170 --> 01:14:37.400
Then I ran into Bud and Bev Nestor,
and they'd worked with Paula.

01:14:37.639 --> 01:14:40.403
And their son is really happy now.

01:14:40.508 --> 01:14:44.706
Lives in Seattle, I think.
Married an Indian girl.

01:14:45.313 --> 01:14:48.976
Anyway, it just seemed easier.

01:14:49.117 --> 01:14:50.277
Easier.

01:14:53.488 --> 01:14:54.580
All right.

01:14:56.524 --> 01:14:57.786
Hey, man,

01:14:59.461 --> 01:15:01.486
I gotta say, I like
what you've done with the place.

01:15:01.596 --> 01:15:04.497
Yeah, I like it. I love you, Son.

01:15:04.599 --> 01:15:06.328
I love you, too. Shake on it.

01:15:07.368 --> 01:15:09.666
Why don't you get back
to scaring those fish, buddy? Huh?

01:15:09.771 --> 01:15:10.738
All right.

01:15:11.272 --> 01:15:12.899
Come back anytime, Son.

01:15:13.007 --> 01:15:14.634
Come here. Bucket. Bucket.

01:15:20.114 --> 01:15:21.979
-Hey, Mom.
-Tripp.

01:15:22.417 --> 01:15:23.941
You see what's going on upstairs?

01:15:24.152 --> 01:15:26.347
Pop's naked, in his Naked Room.

01:15:26.454 --> 01:15:28.319
I know. He's always wanted one.

01:15:28.423 --> 01:15:29.981
He tried to take over the dining room

01:15:30.091 --> 01:15:32.992
until I convinced him
that the first floor was problematic.

01:15:35.430 --> 01:15:36.988
-You okay?
-Yeah.

01:15:37.432 --> 01:15:38.899
Just came by to pick up some clothes.

01:15:42.937 --> 01:15:44.234
I'm sorry.

01:15:46.541 --> 01:15:48.133
It was a lousy thing to do.

01:15:51.713 --> 01:15:53.681
You know, when we first met Paula,

01:15:55.216 --> 01:15:56.774
when we hired her, I...

01:15:57.385 --> 01:15:59.012
I didn't want you to go.

01:16:00.021 --> 01:16:02.546
For years, I've been dreading
the day you'd leave

01:16:02.657 --> 01:16:06.149
and I always thought
it was 'cause I'd miss you so much.

01:16:06.394 --> 01:16:09.362
Then I realized that
that was only part of it.

01:16:09.530 --> 01:16:11.623
I didn't want you to leave because

01:16:12.599 --> 01:16:15.534
being alone with your father
freaks the living shit out of me.

01:16:16.003 --> 01:16:17.903
-What?
-I'm terrified, Tripp!

01:16:18.071 --> 01:16:20.130
And it's not just about the Naked Room.

01:16:20.541 --> 01:16:23.601
Since your father retired, I just...

01:16:24.578 --> 01:16:26.273
I'm used to having you here.

01:16:27.147 --> 01:16:29.377
Like a buffer, you know?
Somebody to talk to

01:16:29.483 --> 01:16:31.951
when your father's all
moody and sullen, and...

01:16:33.387 --> 01:16:34.445
Now I'm...

01:16:34.588 --> 01:16:37.421
We're just gonna have to
get to know each other all over again.

01:16:38.458 --> 01:16:39.584
And...

01:16:43.931 --> 01:16:44.989
What?

01:16:48.802 --> 01:16:50.326
What if he doesn't like me?

01:16:54.174 --> 01:16:55.141
Hey.

01:17:03.550 --> 01:17:05.074
You still love him, right?

01:17:07.254 --> 01:17:08.846
Against all odds.

01:17:10.591 --> 01:17:12.183
Then you'll figure it out.

01:17:16.830 --> 01:17:17.797
Come here.

01:17:18.899 --> 01:17:20.526
Hey.

01:17:27.774 --> 01:17:29.298
You're gonna miss me.

01:17:30.677 --> 01:17:31.666
That's true.

01:17:32.112 --> 01:17:36.412
I called you all here together
because obviously we have a situation.

01:17:36.516 --> 01:17:40.383
I know we all feel some responsibility,
but this isn't about blame,

01:17:40.486 --> 01:17:42.681
it's about finding a solution.

01:17:43.022 --> 01:17:45.115
Two people we love are hurting.

01:17:45.224 --> 01:17:48.022
So let's put on our thinking caps.

01:17:48.160 --> 01:17:51.152
Man, this shirt feels
like it weighs 100 pounds.

01:17:51.263 --> 01:17:52.423
Albert!

01:17:54.767 --> 01:17:56.291
Okay, how about this?

01:17:56.902 --> 01:18:01.168
We send flowers to Paula from Tripp,

01:18:01.273 --> 01:18:05.801
and flowers to Tripp from Paula.

01:18:07.847 --> 01:18:11.305
-Then what?
-Then they love each other.

01:18:11.417 --> 01:18:12.816
Oh, Jesus Christ!

01:18:12.918 --> 01:18:14.385
Because of the flowers!

01:18:15.121 --> 01:18:16.418
Thank you, Phillip.

01:18:16.522 --> 01:18:20.822
Now, let's all try to come up with a plan
that's not so idiotic.

01:18:24.764 --> 01:18:25.731
Hey.

01:18:27.800 --> 01:18:28.960
Listen,

01:18:31.270 --> 01:18:35.639
I went through all the CDs,
but if you end up with some of mine

01:18:35.741 --> 01:18:37.709
or I end up with some of yours,

01:18:37.810 --> 01:18:39.641
let's just call it even, okay?

01:18:40.212 --> 01:18:41.543
Okay, sure.

01:18:42.148 --> 01:18:43.115
Okay.

01:18:45.217 --> 01:18:46.343
I hate this.

01:18:46.452 --> 01:18:47.749
I know. I do, too.

01:18:48.020 --> 01:18:48.987
So...

01:18:50.623 --> 01:18:54.787
So let's just get it over with, then.

01:18:58.898 --> 01:19:00.798
Okay, look, I know I'm a girl

01:19:00.900 --> 01:19:02.891
and I'm supposed to be better
at this emotional crap

01:19:03.002 --> 01:19:05.061
but I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it.

01:19:05.171 --> 01:19:09.471
I'm sorry that I pointed out to you
that you fell in love with a client

01:19:09.575 --> 01:19:12.008
and that made you go crazy
and turn into a total bitch.

01:19:15.513 --> 01:19:16.480
Wow.

01:19:18.383 --> 01:19:21.147
That must've been really hard
for you to say.

01:19:21.252 --> 01:19:25.211
I thought it was going to be, but I just
kind of breezed right through it.

01:19:27.459 --> 01:19:28.892
Well, thanks.

01:19:29.928 --> 01:19:33.386
And I'm sorry that I pointed out

01:19:33.498 --> 01:19:35.762
that you haven't had a real relationship
for the last five years

01:19:35.867 --> 01:19:37.732
because I'm the only person
who can tolerate

01:19:37.836 --> 01:19:39.736
your bizarre and violent mood swings.

01:19:41.172 --> 01:19:43.003
Oh, thank you!

01:19:46.578 --> 01:19:47.567
Goodbye.

01:19:47.679 --> 01:19:48.907
I'm gonna miss you.

01:19:49.013 --> 01:19:50.378
Yeah, I'm going to miss you, too.

01:19:50.982 --> 01:19:53.143
Can I at least give you
a ride to the airport?

01:19:53.251 --> 01:19:54.275
Sure.

01:19:54.419 --> 01:19:56.216
<i>On the way, let's stop at Phillip's,</i>

01:19:56.321 --> 01:19:59.154
<i>so I can give you back
that sweater of yours that you lost.</i>

01:20:08.333 --> 01:20:10.631
Wow! This is fantastic!

01:20:10.735 --> 01:20:12.566
-Yeah, it's pretty great.
-Wow.

01:20:12.670 --> 01:20:14.865
At this point, we're just waiting
for his mom to kick it

01:20:14.973 --> 01:20:16.565
so we can move upstairs.

01:20:16.775 --> 01:20:18.333
That is a lovely sentiment.

01:20:18.443 --> 01:20:19.569
Go, go, go, go!

01:20:20.378 --> 01:20:21.345
Hey!

01:20:21.746 --> 01:20:23.737
Kit! What are you...

01:20:24.983 --> 01:20:26.416
Oh, hi, fellas.

01:20:27.619 --> 01:20:28.779
-Look in the closet.
-Hey, just look

01:20:28.887 --> 01:20:29.945
-Yeah.
-...right in the closet.

01:20:30.054 --> 01:20:31.078
Why?

01:20:31.189 --> 01:20:32.349
-Huh?
-Go, go, go, go, go!

01:20:32.457 --> 01:20:34.652
Wait! What are you guys doing?

01:20:57.347 --> 01:21:00.248
Sorry. I tried to do it fast
so it wouldn't hurt.

01:21:00.350 --> 01:21:02.250
You were concerned about hurting me?

01:21:03.053 --> 01:21:04.611
That's a refreshing change of pace.

01:21:04.788 --> 01:21:07.313
Listen, I say there's no downside.
They already hate each other.

01:21:07.424 --> 01:21:08.413
I wonder how they're doing.

01:21:08.525 --> 01:21:09.822
Whoa, whoa, hold on just a second.

01:21:09.927 --> 01:21:11.758
Let's check, shall we?

01:21:14.665 --> 01:21:16.462
Okay, watch this.

01:21:20.003 --> 01:21:24.167
Is this how it's gonna be?
'Cause your note says,

01:21:24.274 --> 01:21:26.333
"Hi, we need to talk."

01:21:26.443 --> 01:21:27.933
Yeah, I wrote that.

01:21:28.111 --> 01:21:32.138
Right after I tied myself to the chair
and covered my mouth with duct tape.

01:21:32.249 --> 01:21:34.513
-So you don't want to talk.
-To you?

01:21:36.186 --> 01:21:37.483
I'll pass.

01:21:40.858 --> 01:21:42.985
I can't see her face.
Do you have any other angles?

01:21:43.093 --> 01:21:44.685
Of course I have angles. Check it out.

01:21:45.495 --> 01:21:49.932
I installed 27 cameras that cover
every inch of the apartment.

01:21:50.601 --> 01:21:52.535
-Were these up last night?
-Yeah.

01:21:53.003 --> 01:21:53.970
No.

01:21:55.372 --> 01:21:56.737
I helped tie the knots.

01:21:56.840 --> 01:21:58.671
The one on his feet
is called an Anchor Hitch.

01:21:58.775 --> 01:22:00.242
I could get out of those ropes.

01:22:00.344 --> 01:22:01.811
You can't get out
of your barbecue apron.

01:22:04.648 --> 01:22:07.242
This is ridiculous,
not to mention juvenile.

01:22:07.351 --> 01:22:10.218
We can't just sit here
and not say anything.

01:22:12.623 --> 01:22:14.715
All right, fine. I'll start.

01:22:15.925 --> 01:22:18.018
I think you're being a jackass.

01:22:21.364 --> 01:22:25.300
I think those pants make you look fat,
but in a sexy...

01:22:26.836 --> 01:22:28.963
-I don't get it.
-I told you this was a stupid idea.

01:22:29.538 --> 01:22:30.505
Hey.

01:22:31.674 --> 01:22:32.936
We should have done the flowers.

01:22:33.042 --> 01:22:36.068
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
She's going to say something.

01:22:38.014 --> 01:22:39.572
Tripp, I apologize.

01:22:40.383 --> 01:22:43.841
My job was manipulative and deceitful.

01:22:43.953 --> 01:22:47.912
But the second that I found out
about Amy, I was gonna end it.

01:22:48.925 --> 01:22:51.917
But I never got the chance,
because you found out first.

01:23:02.038 --> 01:23:02.772
Sorry. Sorry.

01:23:02.772 --> 01:23:04.740
Sorry. Sorry.

01:23:10.179 --> 01:23:11.578
Apology accepted.

01:23:11.981 --> 01:23:13.073
Thank you.

01:23:14.817 --> 01:23:17.718
Come on.
You don't want to say anything?

01:23:17.820 --> 01:23:20.414
-You know, I do have a question.
-Absolutely. Anything.

01:23:21.324 --> 01:23:23.815
How many others were there?
Before me.

01:23:24.160 --> 01:23:26.924
I'm just asking, 'cause, you know,
maybe we could all get together.

01:23:27.029 --> 01:23:28.519
You know, form a support group.

01:23:28.631 --> 01:23:30.963
And if there already is a group,
I'm curious,

01:23:31.067 --> 01:23:33.160
is it a small group,
like a basketball team?

01:23:33.269 --> 01:23:34.861
Or is it a big group,

01:23:35.871 --> 01:23:37.099
like the Chinese?

01:23:37.740 --> 01:23:39.298
Wow. Somebody's a little cranky today.

01:23:39.408 --> 01:23:43.208
Tripp, your mother was still making you
pancakes for breakfast.

01:23:43.312 --> 01:23:46.007
And it's not as if
I waltzed into your life unbidden.

01:23:46.114 --> 01:23:47.979
Your parents called me.

01:23:48.249 --> 01:23:51.218
Your life was in
an extended stall pattern.

01:23:51.319 --> 01:23:52.911
I wish I could talk to guys like that.

01:23:53.021 --> 01:23:55.012
Well, it's easier when the guy is tied up.

01:23:55.123 --> 01:23:58.354
No, I've talked to guys tied up before.

01:24:00.962 --> 01:24:02.987
You want to talk about my life?
What about your life?

01:24:03.131 --> 01:24:04.462
Hey, but maybe I shouldn't judge.

01:24:04.566 --> 01:24:07.433
I'm sure there's some reason
that you turned out to be a soul-sucking,

01:24:07.535 --> 01:24:09.730
Labrador-retriever-killing harpy.

01:24:09.838 --> 01:24:11.931
I don't get it.
How does the dog fit into it?

01:24:12.040 --> 01:24:13.439
-Good question.
-Can you turn it up?

01:24:13.775 --> 01:24:16.744
Well, they're laptop speakers, so...

01:24:19.180 --> 01:24:20.408
Unless...

01:24:22.117 --> 01:24:23.914
I was doing fine before you showed up.

01:24:24.519 --> 01:24:25.747
All right? I was having fun.

01:24:25.854 --> 01:24:27.481
Oh, and I just ruined everything!

01:24:27.956 --> 01:24:30.049
So is that why you tried
to break up with me?

01:24:30.158 --> 01:24:32.854
Or actually, you didn't.
You just trotted out your parents

01:24:32.961 --> 01:24:35.259
so that I would have
to break up with you.

01:24:35.363 --> 01:24:37.991
-Oh, snap!
-That got his attention!

01:24:38.099 --> 01:24:41.432
That's right, you call her on her shit,
she's gonna call you on yours!

01:24:41.536 --> 01:24:44.699
What are you going to do, baby?
Are you gonna cry?

01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:46.664
Sorry.

01:24:47.542 --> 01:24:49.533
Why would you do that?

01:24:51.346 --> 01:24:52.540
Because

01:24:53.748 --> 01:24:55.238
you gave me "the look."

01:24:55.350 --> 01:24:57.375
-Not "the look."
-Why are you bringing up "the look"?

01:24:57.485 --> 01:24:58.474
What's "the look"?

01:24:58.787 --> 01:25:03.349
The look that says, "Hey, I like you."

01:25:03.858 --> 01:25:05.189
Oh, wow.

01:25:07.128 --> 01:25:09.358
That must've been horrible for you.

01:25:09.631 --> 01:25:10.723
Do I do "the look"?

01:25:10.832 --> 01:25:11.821
Well, yeah.

01:25:12.033 --> 01:25:13.000
Well, no.

01:25:13.668 --> 01:25:15.362
I never meant to hurt you.

01:25:19.106 --> 01:25:22.405
I believe that.
But what do I know about you?

01:25:22.676 --> 01:25:27.079
I mean, the entire amount of time
we spent together was just a big scam.

01:25:28.348 --> 01:25:33.047
I found a woman I cared about,
and she turned out to be a total fraud.

01:25:36.457 --> 01:25:38.254
Do you have real feelings?

01:25:38.959 --> 01:25:41.086
Of course I have real feelings.

01:25:41.195 --> 01:25:43.629
-For what?
-For you!

01:25:44.431 --> 01:25:46.456
And believe me, I did not want that,

01:25:46.567 --> 01:25:49.263
because I had a good life before you.

01:25:49.903 --> 01:25:52.963
Well, not good, but it was okay.

01:25:54.274 --> 01:25:56.572
Well, it was empty, actually,

01:25:56.677 --> 01:26:00.545
but at least I was blissfully unaware
of how miserable I was!

01:26:00.647 --> 01:26:03.445
Whereas now, because of you,

01:26:03.951 --> 01:26:06.078
I am acutely aware

01:26:06.186 --> 01:26:09.451
of how completely
and totally unhappy I am!

01:26:12.860 --> 01:26:14.191
Thank you for that.

01:26:22.536 --> 01:26:26.131
I don't usually like reality TV shows,
but this is so emotional.

01:26:26.773 --> 01:26:28.400
Are you crying?

01:26:30.644 --> 01:26:31.633
Come on, Tripp.

01:26:51.731 --> 01:26:52.789
He's moving.

01:26:52.899 --> 01:26:54.491
He's rolling. Here we go.

01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:56.124
He's making a move! All right!

01:26:56.235 --> 01:26:57.998
He's moving his feet! He's rolling!

01:26:58.104 --> 01:26:59.628
-Go! Go!
-Go!

01:26:59.739 --> 01:27:01.331
Oh, my God! He could

01:27:01.474 --> 01:27:02.998
-go all the way!
-Go all the way!

01:27:03.109 --> 01:27:06.601
Don't do all the work, Son!
Make her meet you half way!

01:27:13.619 --> 01:27:15.177
So what do we do now?

01:27:20.660 --> 01:27:22.958
Actually, it's quite simple.

01:27:23.062 --> 01:27:25.553
You just have to decide.

01:27:26.299 --> 01:27:28.893
Do you want to spend
the rest of your life having fun?

01:27:29.001 --> 01:27:31.026
Or do you want to spend it with me?

01:27:32.171 --> 01:27:35.231
Shut up.
Not everything you say is perfect.

01:27:35.341 --> 01:27:38.139
We can have a little bit of fun, can't we?

01:27:47.253 --> 01:27:48.220
Right on, man!

01:27:49.088 --> 01:27:50.055
All right!

01:27:51.057 --> 01:27:52.024
Yeah!

01:28:00.733 --> 01:28:01.791
Hallelujah!

01:28:05.471 --> 01:28:07.268
Show's over. You don't need to see that.

01:28:07.373 --> 01:28:09.500
Come on, let's you and I
go outside, huh?

01:28:09.609 --> 01:28:11.668
Play some football.
I'll show you how to throw it deep.

01:28:11.777 --> 01:28:14.109
After, I'll show you
how to ice your shoulder down.

01:28:24.956 --> 01:28:26.287
Give you a hand?

01:28:26.391 --> 01:28:29.326
You just take it easy.
I got everything under control.

01:28:29.461 --> 01:28:31.793
Hey, what's the champagne about?

01:28:31.930 --> 01:28:33.192
It's Thursday.

01:28:38.536 --> 01:28:39.594
Thank you.

01:28:41.273 --> 01:28:42.467
You're welcome.

01:28:43.041 --> 01:28:44.030
Cheers.

01:28:50.282 --> 01:28:53.251
All right, Captain,
where are we heading?

01:28:56.821 --> 01:28:58.686
There's a lighthouse!
Can we go over there?

01:28:59.157 --> 01:29:01.091
Sure. You're driving.

01:29:07.899 --> 01:29:10.197
Tripp! Jibe ho! God, I said it late!

01:29:10.302 --> 01:29:11.428
I'm sorry!

01:29:16.708 --> 01:29:18.699
-Tripp!
-What happened to "jibe ho"?

01:29:18.810 --> 01:29:20.607
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

01:29:20.712 --> 01:29:23.545
Yeah. Just got the wind
knocked out of me.

01:29:23.648 --> 01:29:25.582
Maybe a collapsed lung,
a bruised sternum.

01:29:25.684 --> 01:29:27.515
Other than that, I'll survive.

01:29:27.619 --> 01:29:30.315
I'm going to get you
a flotation device, okay?

01:29:30.422 --> 01:29:31.389
Yeah.

01:29:32.624 --> 01:29:33.852
Stay right there.

01:29:34.225 --> 01:29:35.920
That's a good idea.

01:29:38.263 --> 01:29:39.423
Oh, shit.

01:29:41.099 --> 01:29:42.430
Oh, shit!

01:29:42.734 --> 01:29:46.295
No biting! No biting. No bite, no bite.
No, no, no, no...

01:29:54.244 --> 01:29:55.211
Good boy.

01:29:55.713 --> 01:29:56.771
Come here, you.

01:29:57.281 --> 01:29:59.272
Yeah. Yeah.

01:29:59.883 --> 01:30:01.441
That's it. Okay.

01:30:01.552 --> 01:30:03.179
Here! I...

01:30:04.054 --> 01:30:05.681
Oh, my God!

01:30:05.789 --> 01:30:06.756
Yeah.

01:30:07.591 --> 01:30:09.081
That's amazing.

01:30:11.228 --> 01:30:13.526
What do you say, big man, huh?

01:30:21.905 --> 01:30:25.306
Hey, still need this?

01:30:28.379 --> 01:30:29.812
No, I'm good.

01:30:32.916 --> 01:30:34.008
I'm real good.

01:30:34.852 --> 01:30:35.819
Okay.

01:30:59.009 --> 01:31:01.000
Honey, it's an Eastern Wood-Pewee.

01:31:01.111 --> 01:31:02.100
Eastern Wood-Pewee?

01:31:02.212 --> 01:31:04.339
You couldn't be more wrong
if you called it a Canadian goose.

01:31:08.519 --> 01:31:10.316
I'll give you a Canadian goose.

01:31:25.134 --> 01:31:26.192
Look!

01:31:30.306 --> 01:31:31.796
He's so tame.

01:31:31.908 --> 01:31:34.809
Yeah. See, once we accept the fact
that we're not separate from nature,

01:31:34.911 --> 01:31:36.572
she welcomes us. And it's not with fear.

01:31:36.679 --> 01:31:38.374
Right? Who do you love?

01:31:43.152 --> 01:31:44.744
<i>Hit the road, Tripp</i>

01:31:44.854 --> 01:31:46.287
<i>-And don't you come back
-And don't you come back</i>

01:31:46.389 --> 01:31:49.552
<i>-...no more, no more, no more, no more
-...no more, no more, no more, no more</i>

01:31:49.659 --> 01:31:51.217
<i>-Hit the road, Tripp
-Hit the road, Tripp</i>

01:31:51.327 --> 01:31:54.490
<i>-And don't you come back no more
-And don't you come back no more</i>

01:31:54.597 --> 01:31:55.791
<i>What'd I say?</i>

01:31:55.815 --> 01:32:15.815
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