WEBVTT 00:00:02.330 --> 00:00:22.330 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:04.354 --> 00:01:08.270 After I killed them, I dropped the gun in the Thames, 00:01:08.370 --> 00:01:11.535 washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, 00:01:11.635 --> 00:01:14.246 and walked home to await instructions. 00:01:15.287 --> 00:01:18.481 Shortly thereafter, the instructions came through. 00:01:18.988 --> 00:01:22.302 "Get the fuck out of London, youse dumb fucks. 00:01:22.402 --> 00:01:23.978 "Get to Bruges" 00:01:25.554 --> 00:01:28.452 I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was. 00:01:32.487 --> 00:01:34.077 It's in Belgium. 00:01:37.787 --> 00:01:38.765 Bruges is a shithole. 00:01:38.865 --> 00:01:40.202 Bruges is not a shithole. 00:01:40.302 --> 00:01:41.299 Bruges is a shithole. 00:01:41.399 --> 00:01:43.365 Ray, we've only just got off the fucking train. 00:01:43.465 --> 00:01:46.336 Could we reserve judgment on Bruges until we've seen the fucking place? 00:01:46.436 --> 00:01:47.977 I know it's gonna be a shithole. 00:02:16.420 --> 00:02:17.681 Shithole. 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:27.435 I think you have a couple of rooms booked under Cranham and Blakely? 00:02:27.535 --> 00:02:30.714 Yes. No, we have one room booked. 00:02:31.354 --> 00:02:33.820 One twin room. Booked for two weeks. 00:02:34.687 --> 00:02:36.050 Two weeks! 00:02:36.721 --> 00:02:37.834 Do you have another room? 00:02:37.934 --> 00:02:39.466 No, I'm afraid we're fully booked. 00:02:39.566 --> 00:02:42.486 With Christmas, everywhere is fully booked. 00:02:43.420 --> 00:02:44.567 Okay. 00:02:50.087 --> 00:02:51.503 It's very pretty. 00:02:51.603 --> 00:02:53.098 I'm not being funny, we can't stay here. 00:02:53.198 --> 00:02:55.069 We've got to stay here until he rings. 00:02:55.169 --> 00:02:56.502 Well, what if he doesn't ring for two weeks? 00:02:56.602 --> 00:02:58.200 Then we stay here for two weeks. 00:02:58.300 --> 00:03:00.630 For two weeks? In fucking Bruges? 00:03:00.646 --> 00:03:02.083 In a room like this? 00:03:02.168 --> 00:03:03.779 With you? No way! 00:03:03.887 --> 00:03:06.567 Ray, I really don't like to say this. 00:03:06.667 --> 00:03:09.002 You really don't like to say what? 00:03:09.102 --> 00:03:10.815 Well. You know? 00:03:13.354 --> 00:03:15.217 Fucking bring that up. 00:03:51.621 --> 00:03:53.869 Do you think this is good? 00:03:53.968 --> 00:03:55.965 Do I think what's good? 00:03:56.065 --> 00:03:59.247 You know, going round in a boat, looking at stuff. 00:03:59.953 --> 00:04:01.817 Yes, I do. 00:04:03.387 --> 00:04:05.410 It's called "sightseeing." 00:04:15.220 --> 00:04:16.846 Oh, look at that. 00:04:20.253 --> 00:04:22.239 It's a former hospital. 00:04:22.455 --> 00:04:23.922 From the 1100s. 00:04:26.621 --> 00:04:29.070 Bruges is the most well-preserved medieval town 00:04:29.170 --> 00:04:31.551 in the whole of Belgium, apparently. 00:04:53.487 --> 00:04:54.819 Coming up? 00:04:55.034 --> 00:04:56.431 What's up there? 00:04:56.920 --> 00:04:58.534 The view. 00:04:58.634 --> 00:04:59.568 The view of what? 00:04:59.584 --> 00:05:02.444 The view of down here? I can see that from down here. 00:05:02.469 --> 00:05:06.769 Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world. 00:05:06.868 --> 00:05:10.236 Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. 00:05:10.336 --> 00:05:12.884 If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, 00:05:12.900 --> 00:05:13.981 Bruges might impress me. 00:05:14.066 --> 00:05:16.278 But I didn't, so it doesn't. 00:05:28.787 --> 00:05:30.899 Trying to get rid of me coins. 00:05:30.999 --> 00:05:34.032 3, 3.50, 4, 00:05:34.132 --> 00:05:39.599 4.10, 4.20, 4.30, 4.40, 4.50, 4.60, 00:05:39.699 --> 00:05:41.901 4.70, 00:05:42.001 --> 00:05:43.510 4.80, 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:46.716 4.90. 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:51.234 Will you take 4.90? 00:05:51.334 --> 00:05:53.218 Entry is 5 euro. 00:05:54.554 --> 00:05:56.868 Come on, man, it's only 10 cents. 00:05:56.968 --> 00:05:58.317 Entry is 5 euro. 00:06:09.721 --> 00:06:11.069 Happy in your work? 00:06:11.169 --> 00:06:12.176 Very happy. 00:06:48.454 --> 00:06:49.976 I like it here. 00:07:17.786 --> 00:07:20.236 Been to the top of the tower? 00:07:20.336 --> 00:07:23.797 Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish. 00:07:23.897 --> 00:07:26.943 It is? The guidebook says it's a "must-see". 00:07:28.020 --> 00:07:30.498 Well, you lot ain't going up there. 00:07:30.598 --> 00:07:32.165 Pardon me? Why? 00:07:32.265 --> 00:07:36.169 I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny. 00:07:36.269 --> 00:07:38.741 What exactly are you trying to say? 00:07:39.420 --> 00:07:41.466 What exactly am I trying to say? 00:07:41.566 --> 00:07:43.936 Youse are a bunch of fucking elephants! 00:07:44.036 --> 00:07:45.509 Right, you. 00:07:52.786 --> 00:07:54.775 Come on, leave it, fatty. 00:08:04.354 --> 00:08:07.717 You know, you're just the rudest man. The rudest man! 00:08:09.420 --> 00:08:11.283 What's all that about? 00:08:12.354 --> 00:08:13.668 They're not going up there. 00:08:13.768 --> 00:08:17.170 Hey, guys, I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow. 00:08:17.270 --> 00:08:19.276 Screw you, motherfucker! 00:08:22.621 --> 00:08:24.450 Americans, isn't it? 00:08:29.153 --> 00:08:32.368 Now, this is more like it. Proper holidays. 00:08:32.468 --> 00:08:33.965 One gay beer for my gay friend, 00:08:34.065 --> 00:08:36.699 and one normal beer for me, because I am normal. 00:08:37.886 --> 00:08:39.303 This is the life. 00:08:39.403 --> 00:08:41.978 We're not staying here getting pissed. 00:08:42.387 --> 00:08:44.235 We are quietly sightseeing, like he says, 00:08:44.335 --> 00:08:46.966 and awaiting his call to see what we do next. 00:08:47.066 --> 00:08:48.969 This is my vote on what we should do. 00:08:49.069 --> 00:08:51.644 We give it another day, two days, max. 00:08:52.187 --> 00:08:54.536 Then we check the papers again, and if there's still nothing in them, 00:08:54.635 --> 00:08:57.868 we phone him and say, "Harry, thank you for the trip to Bruges, 00:08:57.968 --> 00:09:00.370 "it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that, 00:09:00.470 --> 00:09:03.167 "but we're coming back to London now, and hide out in a proper country, 00:09:03.267 --> 00:09:05.501 "where it isn't all just fucking chocolates." 00:09:05.601 --> 00:09:09.075 My vote would be we quietly sightsee, like he says, 00:09:09.753 --> 00:09:12.584 and await his call to see what we do next. 00:09:15.620 --> 00:09:18.348 You don't even know we're here hiding out. 00:09:20.053 --> 00:09:21.503 What are you talking about? 00:09:21.602 --> 00:09:23.868 You don't even know we're not here on a job. 00:09:23.968 --> 00:09:25.965 - What, on a job? - Yeah. 00:09:26.065 --> 00:09:27.565 - Here in Bruges? - Yeah. 00:09:27.664 --> 00:09:30.051 - Here in Bruges, on a job? - Yeah. 00:09:30.786 --> 00:09:32.467 Why? What did he actually say? 00:09:32.567 --> 00:09:33.969 He didn't actually say anything. 00:09:34.069 --> 00:09:36.936 - Then why do you think it might be? - I don't think anything. 00:09:37.036 --> 00:09:39.970 But it's a bit fucking over-elaborate, isn't it? 00:09:40.070 --> 00:09:42.598 - "Go take him to hide out." - "Go take him to hide out where?" 00:09:42.664 --> 00:09:45.552 "Go take him to hide out in fucking Bruges." 00:09:46.987 --> 00:09:49.112 You can hide out in Croydon. 00:09:52.620 --> 00:09:54.018 Or Coventry. 00:09:59.586 --> 00:10:01.677 It is a bit over-elaborate. 00:10:06.053 --> 00:10:07.402 But we haven't got any guns. 00:10:07.502 --> 00:10:09.782 Harry can get guns anywhere. 00:10:32.053 --> 00:10:34.178 He's not gonna ring tonight. 00:10:40.886 --> 00:10:42.977 He's not gonna ring tonight. 00:10:44.553 --> 00:10:46.065 Let's go out. 00:10:46.165 --> 00:10:48.069 - Go out where? - The pub. 00:10:48.169 --> 00:10:49.176 No! 00:11:07.586 --> 00:11:09.669 Let's go out and have a look at some of the... 00:11:09.669 --> 00:11:12.300 All the old medieval buildings and that. 00:11:12.300 --> 00:11:15.844 Because I bet they look even better at night, all lit up. 00:11:20.354 --> 00:11:21.411 Yes! 00:11:30.886 --> 00:11:33.864 That there is called the Gruuthuse Museum. 00:11:33.964 --> 00:11:35.999 They all have funny names, don't they? 00:11:36.099 --> 00:11:37.575 Yes, Flemish. 00:11:38.753 --> 00:11:41.668 In here it says, "The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings 00:11:41.768 --> 00:11:44.636 "from being murdered, 1471 and 1651." 00:11:44.636 --> 00:11:46.935 I used to hate history, didn't you? 00:11:47.035 --> 00:11:49.403 It's all just a load of stuff that's already happened. 00:11:49.502 --> 00:11:51.403 What are they doing over there? 00:11:51.502 --> 00:11:54.112 They're filming something. They're filming midgets! 00:11:55.653 --> 00:11:56.778 Ray! 00:11:59.420 --> 00:12:03.977 So, on this scene, you're supposed to walk like a little, tiny mouse, yeah? 00:12:07.287 --> 00:12:09.253 Okay? Great. 00:12:12.453 --> 00:12:13.802 Ray, come on, let's go. 00:12:13.902 --> 00:12:16.716 My arse, "Let's go." They're filming midgets. 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:21.334 Oh, my God! Look at that girl. 00:12:21.433 --> 00:12:22.931 She's gorgeous! 00:12:23.031 --> 00:12:24.200 Ray, we're going right now. 00:12:24.300 --> 00:12:25.764 Fuck off, are we! 00:12:25.864 --> 00:12:28.129 This is the best bit of Bruges so far. 00:12:28.245 --> 00:12:29.698 You and your buildings. 00:12:54.187 --> 00:12:55.346 Hello. 00:12:58.053 --> 00:13:00.022 Do you speak English? 00:13:00.038 --> 00:13:00.693 No. 00:13:01.987 --> 00:13:03.210 Yes, you do. 00:13:03.326 --> 00:13:04.615 Everybody does. 00:13:04.800 --> 00:13:07.399 What are you filming midgets for? 00:13:07.499 --> 00:13:10.850 It's a Dutch movie. It's a dream sequence. 00:13:11.886 --> 00:13:14.269 It's a pastiche of Nicholas Roeg's Don't Look Now. 00:13:14.368 --> 00:13:16.320 Not a pastiche, but a... 00:13:17.386 --> 00:13:20.910 A "homage" is too strong. A "nod of the head"? 00:13:23.320 --> 00:13:25.615 Wow, your English is very good. 00:13:30.253 --> 00:13:32.980 A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. 00:13:35.486 --> 00:13:38.048 A disproportionate amount. 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:41.309 Hervé Villechaize, off of Fantasy Island. 00:13:42.620 --> 00:13:45.401 I think somebody off The Time Bandits. 00:13:45.501 --> 00:13:48.748 I suppose they must get really sad about, like, 00:13:50.087 --> 00:13:51.834 being really little and that. 00:13:51.934 --> 00:13:54.499 People looking at them and laughing at them. 00:13:54.599 --> 00:13:57.848 Calling them names. You know, 'shortarse.' 00:13:59.620 --> 00:14:03.575 There's another famous midget I'm missing, but I can't remember. 00:14:04.753 --> 00:14:06.151 It's not the R2-D2 man. 00:14:06.167 --> 00:14:07.763 No, he's still going. 00:14:08.920 --> 00:14:12.876 I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked. 00:14:14.253 --> 00:14:16.831 He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers "dwarf." 00:14:16.931 --> 00:14:19.103 Well, this is exactly my point! 00:14:19.302 --> 00:14:22.414 People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. 00:14:22.499 --> 00:14:24.917 Of course you're gonna blow your head off! 00:14:27.087 --> 00:14:30.180 - My name's Ray. What's yours? - Chloe. 00:14:32.253 --> 00:14:33.933 How did you get past the security man? 00:14:34.033 --> 00:14:37.334 Getting past security men, it's sort of my job. 00:14:37.434 --> 00:14:38.369 You're a shoplifter? 00:14:38.469 --> 00:14:40.498 No, not a shoplifter. 00:14:40.598 --> 00:14:42.552 It's a good joke, though. 00:14:43.553 --> 00:14:44.678 No. 00:14:45.453 --> 00:14:48.235 I'll tell you what I am at dinner tomorrow night. 00:15:04.453 --> 00:15:05.612 Fuck. 00:15:18.620 --> 00:15:20.415 How fucking cool. 00:15:31.486 --> 00:15:33.267 Mr. Blakely? 00:15:33.367 --> 00:15:34.944 Yes. No, Mr. Cranham. 00:15:35.060 --> 00:15:37.261 No. Yes. Mr. Blakely. Yes. 00:15:39.953 --> 00:15:41.816 You have a message. 00:15:47.087 --> 00:15:48.178 Shit! 00:15:49.053 --> 00:15:52.233 Number one, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? 00:15:52.333 --> 00:15:55.432 Number two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail 00:15:55.532 --> 00:15:58.267 and not I have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? 00:15:58.367 --> 00:16:01.235 Number three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again 00:16:01.335 --> 00:16:05.445 or there'll be fucking Hell to pay, I'm fucking telling you, Harry. 00:16:42.686 --> 00:16:45.136 Would you turn the fucking light off! 00:16:45.235 --> 00:16:46.731 Sorry, Ken. 00:16:46.831 --> 00:16:48.945 Keep the fucking noise down! 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:53.881 Someone's in a mood. 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:09.398 You'll never guess what. 00:17:09.498 --> 00:17:11.565 Will you shut your fucking mouth, please, and go to sleep? 00:17:11.665 --> 00:17:13.312 Oh, sorry. 00:17:17.786 --> 00:17:20.809 Except I've gotta take me contact lenses out. 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:29.369 Altogether, 00:17:29.469 --> 00:17:30.919 I had 00:17:32.252 --> 00:17:35.150 five pints of beer and six bottles. 00:17:36.686 --> 00:17:40.934 No. Six pints of beer and seven bottles. 00:17:41.034 --> 00:17:43.645 And you know what? I'm not even pissed! 00:17:49.553 --> 00:17:51.746 You'll never guess what, Ken. 00:17:53.419 --> 00:17:55.532 - Ken, you'll never guess what. - What? 00:17:55.632 --> 00:17:56.833 Got a date for tomorrow night. 00:17:56.933 --> 00:17:57.999 I'm very happy for you. 00:17:58.098 --> 00:17:59.199 With a girl. 00:17:59.299 --> 00:18:00.447 Can you turn the light off, please? 00:18:00.553 --> 00:18:01.769 Only been in Bruges one day, 00:18:01.785 --> 00:18:03.817 got a date with a girl in the film business, 00:18:03.902 --> 00:18:05.943 the Belgian film business. 00:18:06.820 --> 00:18:09.342 They're doing a film about a midget. 00:18:27.720 --> 00:18:28.811 Miss? 00:18:29.653 --> 00:18:30.812 Marie? 00:18:34.086 --> 00:18:36.155 Sorry about the message last night. 00:18:36.271 --> 00:18:38.500 The man who left it is a bit of a... 00:18:39.953 --> 00:18:41.942 Well, he's a bit of a... 00:18:42.553 --> 00:18:43.644 Cock? 00:18:44.820 --> 00:18:46.843 Yes. He's a bit of a cock. 00:18:50.119 --> 00:18:51.346 Morning. 00:19:00.620 --> 00:19:02.609 Harry called last night. 00:19:03.252 --> 00:19:04.775 We missed him. 00:19:07.586 --> 00:19:10.051 Jeez, he swears a lot, doesn't he? 00:19:11.252 --> 00:19:13.089 We're staying in tonight. 00:19:13.305 --> 00:19:14.524 Whatever happens. 00:19:17.453 --> 00:19:18.783 Except... 00:19:22.820 --> 00:19:24.398 Except 'hmm' what? 00:19:24.498 --> 00:19:29.234 Except only one of us needs to stay in, really. 00:19:32.119 --> 00:19:34.766 And which one of us would that be, now, Ray? 00:19:34.866 --> 00:19:36.269 I thought you didn't like Bruges. 00:19:36.369 --> 00:19:38.134 I don't like Bruges, it's a shithole. 00:19:38.234 --> 00:19:42.001 But I did already say I had a date with a Belgian lady 00:19:42.101 --> 00:19:46.143 in the Belgian film business, which I did already say about before. 00:19:50.620 --> 00:19:53.333 Just don't get into any fucking trouble. 00:19:53.433 --> 00:19:55.544 We're keeping a low profile. 00:19:56.152 --> 00:19:59.867 And this morning, and this afternoon, 00:19:59.966 --> 00:20:02.301 we are doing what I want to do. 00:20:02.401 --> 00:20:04.147 - Got it? - Of course. 00:20:05.019 --> 00:20:06.903 Which, I presume, will involve culture. 00:20:07.002 --> 00:20:10.700 Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun. 00:20:10.800 --> 00:20:15.343 Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture. 00:20:16.353 --> 00:20:20.202 Like a big, fat, fucking retarded, fucking black girl 00:20:20.302 --> 00:20:22.979 on a seesaw, opposite 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:27.980 a dwarf. 00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:06.599 Ray, did we or did we not agree 00:21:06.699 --> 00:21:08.443 that if I let you go on your date tonight, 00:21:08.459 --> 00:21:10.217 we'd do the things I wanted to do today? 00:21:10.302 --> 00:21:12.334 We are doing the things that you wanted to do today. 00:21:12.334 --> 00:21:14.865 And that we'd do them without you throwing a fucking moody, 00:21:14.964 --> 00:21:17.301 like some 5-year-old who's dropped all his sweets. 00:21:17.401 --> 00:21:19.352 I didn't agree to that. 00:21:20.052 --> 00:21:22.211 I'll cheer up. I'll cheer up. 00:21:22.620 --> 00:21:25.586 Up there, the top altar, is a phial 00:21:26.353 --> 00:21:29.831 brought back by a Flemish knight from the Crusades in the Holy Land. 00:21:29.930 --> 00:21:32.499 And that phial, do you know what it's said to contain? 00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:34.131 No, what's it said to contain? 00:21:34.231 --> 00:21:38.163 It's said to contain some drops of Jesus Christ's blood. 00:21:38.263 --> 00:21:40.538 Yeah, that's how this church got its name. 00:21:40.554 --> 00:21:42.081 Basilica of the Holy Blood. 00:21:42.166 --> 00:21:43.401 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:21:43.501 --> 00:21:46.350 And this blood, right, though it's dried blood, 00:21:46.453 --> 00:21:50.498 at different times over many years, they say it turned back into liquid. 00:21:50.598 --> 00:21:53.232 Turned back into liquid from dried blood. 00:21:53.332 --> 00:21:55.444 At various times of great 00:21:57.052 --> 00:21:58.266 stress. 00:21:58.366 --> 00:21:59.635 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:21:59.735 --> 00:22:04.799 So, yeah, I'm gonna go up in the queue and touch it, which is what you do. 00:22:04.898 --> 00:22:07.044 - Yeah? - Yeah. You coming? 00:22:08.086 --> 00:22:09.575 Do I have to? 00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:14.035 - Do you have to? - Of course you don't have to. 00:22:14.135 --> 00:22:15.952 It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it? 00:22:16.168 --> 00:22:17.785 Of course you don't fucking have to! 00:22:18.068 --> 00:22:20.575 Of course you don't fucking have to! 00:23:04.453 --> 00:23:06.442 You little fucking cunt. 00:23:39.286 --> 00:23:41.343 Murder, Father. 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.647 Why did you murder someone, Raymond? 00:23:46.586 --> 00:23:48.643 For money, Father. 00:23:49.052 --> 00:23:50.416 For money? 00:23:51.553 --> 00:23:53.435 You murdered someone for money? 00:23:53.535 --> 00:23:54.507 Yes, Father. 00:23:54.620 --> 00:23:56.940 Not out of anger, not out of nothing. 00:23:57.056 --> 00:23:57.862 For money. 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:03.110 Who did you murder for money, Raymond? 00:24:03.885 --> 00:24:05.283 You, Father. 00:24:07.353 --> 00:24:08.499 I'm sorry? 00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:11.279 I said you, Father. What, are you deaf? 00:24:11.719 --> 00:24:13.686 Harry Waters says hello. 00:24:30.719 --> 00:24:32.549 The little boy. 00:26:19.086 --> 00:26:21.131 I quite like this one. 00:26:21.231 --> 00:26:25.467 All the rest were rubbish by spastics, but this one's quite good. 00:26:25.566 --> 00:26:27.575 What's that all about, then? 00:26:28.453 --> 00:26:32.578 - It's Judgment Day, you know? - Oh, yeah. 00:26:35.619 --> 00:26:38.097 What's that then? 00:26:38.197 --> 00:26:41.277 Well, it's, you know, the final day on Earth. 00:26:42.019 --> 00:26:47.042 When mankind will be judged for all the crimes they've committed and that. 00:26:48.619 --> 00:26:52.036 And see who gets into Heaven and who gets into Hell and all that? 00:26:52.136 --> 00:26:53.164 Yeah. 00:26:53.264 --> 00:26:55.033 And what's the other place? 00:26:55.133 --> 00:26:56.333 Purgatory. 00:26:56.433 --> 00:26:58.666 Purgatory? 00:26:58.766 --> 00:27:01.831 Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. 00:27:01.931 --> 00:27:03.400 You weren't really shit, 00:27:03.416 --> 00:27:06.023 but you weren't all that great, either. 00:27:06.552 --> 00:27:08.075 Like Tottenham. 00:27:09.019 --> 00:27:11.469 Do you believe in all that stuff, Ken? 00:27:11.568 --> 00:27:13.030 About Tottenham? 00:27:13.130 --> 00:27:15.483 The Last Judgment and the afterlife. 00:27:18.453 --> 00:27:21.442 Guilt and sins and 00:27:22.952 --> 00:27:25.713 Hell and all that? 00:27:28.386 --> 00:27:29.374 Um... 00:27:32.785 --> 00:27:33.773 Well... 00:27:40.386 --> 00:27:41.632 I don't know, Ray. 00:27:41.848 --> 00:27:43.658 I don't know what I believe. 00:27:43.819 --> 00:27:47.264 The things you're taught as a child, they never really leave you, do they? 00:27:47.364 --> 00:27:49.900 So, like, I believe in trying to lead a good life. 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:53.531 Like, if there's an old lady, carrying her shopping home, 00:27:53.631 --> 00:27:55.955 I don't try and help her carry her shopping, 00:27:55.971 --> 00:27:57.348 I don't go that far, 00:27:57.433 --> 00:27:59.746 but I'll certainly hold the door open for her and that, 00:27:59.862 --> 00:28:01.415 and let her go out before me. 00:28:01.499 --> 00:28:03.698 Yeah. And anyway, if you tried to help her carry her shopping, 00:28:03.723 --> 00:28:05.826 she'd probably think you were just trying to nick her shopping. 00:28:05.916 --> 00:28:08.515 - Exactly. - This is the world we live in today. 00:28:08.607 --> 00:28:11.922 At the same time as trying to lead a good life, 00:28:13.286 --> 00:28:15.873 I have to reconcile myself with the fact that, yes, 00:28:16.089 --> 00:28:17.630 I have killed people. 00:28:18.585 --> 00:28:19.774 Not many people. 00:28:19.890 --> 00:28:22.424 Most of them were not very nice people. 00:28:22.652 --> 00:28:24.798 Apart from one person. 00:28:24.898 --> 00:28:26.268 Who's that? 00:28:26.368 --> 00:28:28.768 This fellow, Danny Aliband's brother. 00:28:28.868 --> 00:28:30.972 He was just trying to protect his brother. 00:28:31.088 --> 00:28:32.312 Like you or I would. 00:28:32.397 --> 00:28:34.667 He was just a lollipop man. 00:28:34.767 --> 00:28:38.197 He came at me with a bottle. What are you gonna do? 00:28:38.297 --> 00:28:39.668 I shot him down. 00:28:41.452 --> 00:28:45.234 In my book, though, sorry, someone comes at you with a bottle, 00:28:45.334 --> 00:28:47.864 that is a deadly weapon, he's gotta take the consequences. 00:28:47.964 --> 00:28:49.335 I know that in my heart. 00:28:49.434 --> 00:28:51.700 I also know that he was just trying to protect his brother, you know? 00:28:51.800 --> 00:28:54.134 I know. But a bottle, that can kill you. 00:28:54.234 --> 00:28:55.457 It's a case of it's you or him. 00:28:55.498 --> 00:28:57.369 If he'd come at you with his bare hands, that'd be different. 00:28:57.468 --> 00:28:58.564 That wouldn't have been fair. 00:28:58.590 --> 00:29:00.927 Well, technically, your bare hands can kill somebody, too. 00:29:01.001 --> 00:29:03.774 They can be deadly weapons, too. I mean, what if he knew karate, say? 00:29:03.867 --> 00:29:05.091 You said he was a lollipop man. 00:29:05.166 --> 00:29:06.967 He was a lollipop man. 00:29:07.067 --> 00:29:09.300 What's a lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate? 00:29:09.399 --> 00:29:10.397 I'm just saying. 00:29:10.497 --> 00:29:13.031 - How old was he? - About 50. 00:29:13.131 --> 00:29:15.535 What's a 50-year-old lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate? 00:29:15.635 --> 00:29:17.968 What was he, a Chinese lollipop man? 00:29:18.068 --> 00:29:21.143 Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to talk about... 00:29:29.552 --> 00:29:31.434 I know what you're trying to talk about. 00:29:31.534 --> 00:29:34.800 I killed a little boy. You keep bringing up fucking lollipop men! 00:29:34.900 --> 00:29:36.633 You didn't mean to kill a little boy. 00:29:36.733 --> 00:29:38.685 I know I didn't mean to. 00:29:40.719 --> 00:29:44.231 But because of the choices I made and the course that I put into action, 00:29:44.331 --> 00:29:46.566 a little boy isn't here anymore. 00:29:46.666 --> 00:29:48.880 And he'll never be here again. 00:29:53.485 --> 00:29:56.474 I mean here in the world, not here in Belgium. 00:29:58.119 --> 00:29:59.932 Well, he'll never be here in Belgium, either, will he? 00:30:00.032 --> 00:30:03.101 I mean, he might have wanted to come here when he got older. 00:30:03.201 --> 00:30:04.811 I don't know why. 00:30:06.385 --> 00:30:08.578 And that's all because of me. 00:30:10.652 --> 00:30:12.765 He's dead because of me. 00:30:12.865 --> 00:30:14.284 And I'm trying to... 00:30:15.019 --> 00:30:18.213 I'm trying to get me head around it, but I can't. 00:30:19.385 --> 00:30:22.181 I will always have killed that little boy. 00:30:24.119 --> 00:30:26.550 That ain't ever going away. Ever. 00:30:27.986 --> 00:30:29.247 Unless... 00:30:30.619 --> 00:30:32.210 Maybe I go away. 00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:39.210 Don't even think like that. 00:31:34.752 --> 00:31:36.241 You look good. 00:31:40.619 --> 00:31:42.585 What's it matter anyway? 00:32:07.885 --> 00:32:09.430 So, what do you do, Raymond? 00:32:09.530 --> 00:32:11.126 I... 00:32:11.250 --> 00:32:12.940 shoot people for money. 00:32:15.285 --> 00:32:17.000 What kinds of people? 00:32:17.100 --> 00:32:20.367 Priests. Children. You know, the usual. 00:32:20.467 --> 00:32:22.664 Is there a lot of money to be made in that line of business? 00:32:22.764 --> 00:32:24.589 There is in priests. There isn't in children. 00:32:24.664 --> 00:32:25.900 So what is it you do, Chloe? 00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:29.077 I sell cocaine and heroin to Belgian film crews. 00:32:29.552 --> 00:32:30.745 Do you? 00:32:33.285 --> 00:32:35.081 Do I look like I do? 00:32:36.652 --> 00:32:38.230 You do, actually. 00:32:41.251 --> 00:32:44.150 Do I look like I shoot people? 00:32:45.418 --> 00:32:46.441 No. 00:32:48.352 --> 00:32:49.841 Just children. 00:32:57.418 --> 00:32:58.936 I saw your midget today. 00:32:58.962 --> 00:33:00.892 Little prick didn't even say hello. 00:33:00.967 --> 00:33:02.900 Well, he's on a lot of ketamine. 00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:04.416 What's that? 00:33:05.919 --> 00:33:07.301 Horse tranquilizer. 00:33:07.401 --> 00:33:08.964 A horse tranquilizer? 00:33:09.064 --> 00:33:10.297 Where'd he get that? 00:33:10.423 --> 00:33:11.526 I sold it to him. 00:33:11.601 --> 00:33:14.676 You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget! 00:33:17.885 --> 00:33:20.200 This movie, I think it's gonna be a very good one. 00:33:20.300 --> 00:33:22.707 There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now. 00:33:22.768 --> 00:33:24.365 Of course there hasn't, it's a shithole. 00:33:24.465 --> 00:33:25.899 Bruges is my hometown, Ray. 00:33:25.999 --> 00:33:27.164 Well, it's still a shithole. 00:33:27.264 --> 00:33:28.263 It's not a shithole. 00:33:28.363 --> 00:33:30.763 What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it. 00:33:30.863 --> 00:33:32.113 Okay. 00:33:33.552 --> 00:33:37.665 So, you've insulted my hometown. 00:33:37.765 --> 00:33:40.134 You're doing very well, Raymond. 00:33:40.234 --> 00:33:42.641 Why don't you tell me some Belgian jokes while you're at it? 00:33:42.735 --> 00:33:44.297 I don't know any Belgian jokes. 00:33:44.397 --> 00:33:47.667 And if I did, I think I'd have the good sense not to... 00:33:47.767 --> 00:33:52.230 Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately? 00:33:52.330 --> 00:33:54.546 Then I do know a Belgian joke. 00:33:56.919 --> 00:33:58.942 What's Belgium famous for? 00:33:59.385 --> 00:34:00.801 Chocolates and child abuse. 00:34:00.901 --> 00:34:04.476 And they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids. 00:34:05.619 --> 00:34:06.846 What? 00:34:07.452 --> 00:34:10.748 One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine. 00:34:20.485 --> 00:34:22.144 I'm sorry, Chloe. 00:34:31.652 --> 00:34:34.697 One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine. 00:34:34.797 --> 00:34:37.499 I just wanted to make you feel bad. 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:39.915 And it worked. Quite well. 00:34:59.518 --> 00:35:01.313 Fucking unbelievable. 00:35:14.585 --> 00:35:16.332 What's fucking unbelievable? 00:35:16.432 --> 00:35:18.281 Are you talking to me? 00:35:19.885 --> 00:35:23.065 He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt. 00:35:23.165 --> 00:35:24.500 And he repeats. 00:35:24.600 --> 00:35:28.968 Yes, I am talking to you. What's fucking unbelievable? 00:35:29.067 --> 00:35:31.367 Well, I'll tell you what's fucking unbelievable, shall I? 00:35:31.467 --> 00:35:34.198 Blowing cigarette smoke straight into myself and my girlfriend's face. 00:35:34.298 --> 00:35:35.399 That's fucking unbelievable! 00:35:35.499 --> 00:35:38.632 - This is the smoking section. - I don't care if it's the smoking section. 00:35:38.732 --> 00:35:41.067 All right? She directed it right in my face, man. 00:35:41.167 --> 00:35:44.067 I don't wanna die just because of your fucking arrogance. 00:35:44.167 --> 00:35:47.101 Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say? 00:35:47.201 --> 00:35:50.366 Vietnamese? What are you talking about, the Vietnamese? 00:35:50.466 --> 00:35:52.165 That statement makes no fucking sense at all. 00:35:52.265 --> 00:35:54.100 - Yes it does. - The Vietnamese! 00:35:54.200 --> 00:35:56.832 Well, saying it over and over ain't gonna make any more sense out of it. 00:35:56.932 --> 00:35:59.768 How does the Vietnamese have any relevance whatsoever 00:35:59.868 --> 00:36:02.363 to myself and my girlfriend having to breathe 00:36:02.463 --> 00:36:04.098 your friend's cigarette smoke? 00:36:04.198 --> 00:36:06.242 Tell me how saying... 00:36:06.819 --> 00:36:09.910 That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt! 00:36:10.385 --> 00:36:12.681 A bottle? No, don't bother. 00:36:26.985 --> 00:36:28.178 We're leaving. 00:36:28.352 --> 00:36:31.648 I don't hit women! I would never hit a woman, Chloe! 00:36:32.585 --> 00:36:34.597 I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle! 00:36:34.697 --> 00:36:37.399 That's different. That's self-defense, isn't it? 00:36:37.499 --> 00:36:39.868 Or a woman who could do karate. 00:36:39.967 --> 00:36:43.632 I'd never hit a woman generally, Chloe. Don't think that. 00:36:43.732 --> 00:36:45.446 God, you're pretty. 00:36:47.418 --> 00:36:48.868 I have to make a call. 00:36:48.967 --> 00:36:49.974 Oh, no. 00:36:50.619 --> 00:36:55.142 You've gone off me, now, haven't you? Just because I hit that fucking cow. 00:37:19.685 --> 00:37:22.515 - Hello? - Where the fuck were you yesterday? 00:37:23.018 --> 00:37:24.728 We just popped out for some dinner, Harry. 00:37:24.854 --> 00:37:26.324 We only popped out for half an hour. 00:37:26.399 --> 00:37:27.763 Yeah? What'd you have? 00:37:27.863 --> 00:37:29.633 - For dinner? - Yeah. 00:37:29.733 --> 00:37:30.865 Pizza, at Pizza Hut. 00:37:30.964 --> 00:37:31.997 Was it nice? 00:37:32.097 --> 00:37:34.467 Yeah, it was all right. I don't know. It was Pizza Hut. 00:37:34.567 --> 00:37:35.530 The same as in England. 00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:38.044 Well, that's globalization, isn't it? 00:37:38.072 --> 00:37:39.773 Is Ray there with you? 00:37:40.051 --> 00:37:41.967 He's in the toilet. 00:37:42.067 --> 00:37:44.231 - Can he hear? - No. 00:37:44.331 --> 00:37:45.998 What's he doing? 00:37:46.098 --> 00:37:49.232 - What do you mean? - Is he doing a wee or a poo? 00:37:49.332 --> 00:37:50.931 I don't know, Harry, the door's closed. 00:37:51.031 --> 00:37:55.246 Send him out on an errand for half an hour, but don't make it sound suspicious. 00:38:00.285 --> 00:38:03.910 Ray? Why don't you go out down to the pub for half an hour? 00:38:06.585 --> 00:38:09.400 Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't, 00:38:09.500 --> 00:38:11.212 but might as well enjoy ourselves, eh? 00:38:12.251 --> 00:38:16.445 No, I don't know if they've got bowling anywhere. Could have a look. 00:38:17.585 --> 00:38:19.073 Yeah, see you. 00:38:30.218 --> 00:38:31.432 Yeah. He's gone. 00:38:31.532 --> 00:38:33.766 What'd you say to him? 00:38:33.865 --> 00:38:36.368 I said, "Why don't you go have a drink, you say you've been cooped up?" 00:38:36.468 --> 00:38:38.497 - What did he say? - Said, yeah, he would. 00:38:38.597 --> 00:38:41.196 And he might go have a look to see if there's a bowling alley around. 00:38:41.296 --> 00:38:42.698 Was he just having a wee? 00:38:42.798 --> 00:38:44.600 Yeah, I think so. I assume so. 00:38:44.700 --> 00:38:45.731 Sure he didn't mind? 00:38:45.830 --> 00:38:47.364 No, he was glad to get out. 00:38:47.464 --> 00:38:48.565 He's definitely gone? 00:38:48.665 --> 00:38:50.067 Yeah, yeah, he slammed the door. 00:38:50.167 --> 00:38:53.413 That don't mean he's gone. Go check outside the door. 00:39:10.251 --> 00:39:12.066 Harry, he's definitely gone. 00:39:12.166 --> 00:39:14.331 You realize there are no bowling alleys in Bruges? 00:39:14.431 --> 00:39:16.896 I realize that, Harry. The boy wanted to have a look anyway. 00:39:16.996 --> 00:39:19.362 What are they gonna have, a medieval fucking bowling alley? 00:39:19.434 --> 00:39:21.799 As I say, I think he was just glad to get out and about. 00:39:21.899 --> 00:39:24.763 So, is he having a nice time, seeing all the canals and that? 00:39:24.862 --> 00:39:26.998 I had a lovely time when I was there. 00:39:27.098 --> 00:39:29.597 All the canals and the old buildings and that. 00:39:29.697 --> 00:39:30.764 When were you here? 00:39:30.863 --> 00:39:34.682 When I was seven. Last happy holiday I fucking had. 00:39:35.185 --> 00:39:37.797 - Have you been on a canal trip, yet? - Yeah. 00:39:37.897 --> 00:39:41.097 Have you been down, like, all the old cobbled streets and that? - Yeah. 00:39:41.197 --> 00:39:43.495 It's like a fairytale, isn't it, that place? - Yeah. 00:39:43.565 --> 00:39:45.523 With the churches and that. They're Gothic. - Yeah. 00:39:45.568 --> 00:39:47.097 - Is it Gothic? - Yeah. 00:39:47.197 --> 00:39:49.731 So he's having a really nice time? 00:39:49.830 --> 00:39:52.634 Well, I'm having a really nice time. 00:39:52.734 --> 00:39:55.480 I'm not sure if it's really his cup of tea. 00:39:58.218 --> 00:39:59.343 What? 00:39:59.851 --> 00:40:01.829 You know, I'm not sure if it's really his thing. 00:40:01.929 --> 00:40:03.532 What do you mean, "It's not really his thing"? 00:40:03.632 --> 00:40:05.732 What's that supposed to mean, "It's not really his thing"? 00:40:05.831 --> 00:40:07.133 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 00:40:07.233 --> 00:40:08.230 Nothing, Harry. 00:40:08.330 --> 00:40:10.397 It's a fairytale fucking town, isn't it? 00:40:10.497 --> 00:40:13.232 How can a fairytale town not be somebody's fucking thing? 00:40:13.332 --> 00:40:16.431 How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, 00:40:16.531 --> 00:40:18.765 all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, 00:40:18.865 --> 00:40:20.734 how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh? 00:40:20.834 --> 00:40:22.140 What I think I meant to say was: 00:40:22.233 --> 00:40:23.999 - Is the swan still there? - Yeah, the swan's... 00:40:24.099 --> 00:40:27.198 How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody's fucking thing, eh? 00:40:27.298 --> 00:40:28.398 How can that be? 00:40:28.498 --> 00:40:29.598 What I think I meant to say was, 00:40:29.698 --> 00:40:32.831 when he first arrived, he wasn't quite sure about it. 00:40:32.931 --> 00:40:36.896 You know, there's that big, dual carriageway when you get off the train? 00:40:36.996 --> 00:40:39.233 It mightn't have been here when you were here last, Harry. 00:40:39.333 --> 00:40:42.268 Well, as soon as he got into, like, the old town proper, 00:40:42.368 --> 00:40:46.201 and he saw the canals and the bridges and, you know, the swans and that, 00:40:46.301 --> 00:40:48.201 well, he just fucking loved it then. 00:40:48.301 --> 00:40:51.796 Couldn't get enough of it, the medieval part of town. 00:40:51.896 --> 00:40:56.498 It was just that initial, dual carriageway thing sort of put him off for a second. 00:40:56.598 --> 00:40:58.465 Don't know if I remember a dual carriageway. 00:40:58.565 --> 00:40:59.667 Must be recent. 00:40:59.766 --> 00:41:01.100 Hasn't spoilt it, has it? 00:41:01.200 --> 00:41:04.447 No, no, no, it's just that initial thing. 00:41:06.918 --> 00:41:08.612 And you know what? 00:41:09.851 --> 00:41:11.964 As we were walking through the streets, 00:41:12.064 --> 00:41:17.211 there was this sort of freezing fog hanging over everything, 00:41:17.652 --> 00:41:21.433 and it made it look almost like a fairytale or something. 00:41:21.533 --> 00:41:23.029 And he turned to me, do you know what he said? 00:41:23.129 --> 00:41:24.663 What'd he say? 00:41:24.763 --> 00:41:29.763 He said, "Ken, I know I'm awake, but I feel like I'm in a dream." 00:41:29.863 --> 00:41:32.200 Yeah? He said that? 00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:33.297 Yeah. 00:41:33.397 --> 00:41:35.930 Meaning, like, in a good dream? 00:41:36.030 --> 00:41:38.867 Yeah. Of course, like in a good dream. 00:41:38.967 --> 00:41:42.334 Oh, good. I'm glad he likes it there. 00:41:42.434 --> 00:41:44.368 I'm glad we were able to give him something. 00:41:44.468 --> 00:41:48.282 Something good and happy. Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he? 00:41:49.718 --> 00:41:50.809 Huh? 00:41:51.085 --> 00:41:53.449 He wasn't a bad kid, was he? 00:41:54.552 --> 00:41:57.564 Listen, take down this address. Raamstraat 17. 00:41:57.663 --> 00:42:00.708 That's "Raam", like "Ram", but with an extra "a" 00:42:01.684 --> 00:42:02.763 Raamstraat 17. 00:42:02.863 --> 00:42:04.442 You got that? 00:42:04.818 --> 00:42:06.234 Yes, Raamstraat 17. 00:42:06.334 --> 00:42:10.533 Good. There'll be a man there tomorrow morning at 9::00, his name's Yuri. 00:42:10.632 --> 00:42:12.299 - Yuri. - He'll give you the gun. 00:42:12.399 --> 00:42:14.275 Ring me on the public phone at Jimmy Driscoll's 00:42:14.368 --> 00:42:17.182 about 3:00 or 4:00 tomorrow, after it's done. 00:42:18.151 --> 00:42:19.810 After what's done? 00:42:20.518 --> 00:42:22.279 Are you being thick? 00:42:23.985 --> 00:42:25.665 - No. - Listen, I like Ray. 00:42:25.765 --> 00:42:28.134 He was a good bloke, but when it all comes down to it, you know, 00:42:28.234 --> 00:42:30.063 he blew the head off a little fucking kid. 00:42:30.089 --> 00:42:31.322 And you brought him in, Ken. 00:42:31.397 --> 00:42:34.839 So if the buck don't stop with him, where does it stop? 00:42:40.352 --> 00:42:41.409 Ken? 00:42:42.584 --> 00:42:44.933 If the buck don't stop with him, where does it stop? 00:42:45.033 --> 00:42:46.996 It stops with me, Harry. That's an easy one. 00:42:47.096 --> 00:42:49.210 Look, don't get shirty, Ken. 00:42:50.118 --> 00:42:55.034 Listen, I'm just glad that I was able to do something for the boy before he went. 00:42:55.134 --> 00:42:56.731 Do what for the boy? 00:42:56.831 --> 00:42:59.250 You know, have him get to see Bruges. 00:43:00.085 --> 00:43:03.245 I'd like to go to see Bruges again before I die. 00:43:04.018 --> 00:43:07.542 What was it he said again about: Yeah, "It's like a dream" 00:43:09.318 --> 00:43:12.579 "I know I'm awake, but I feel like I'm in a dream." 00:43:15.051 --> 00:43:16.142 Yeah. 00:43:18.018 --> 00:43:20.314 Give me a call when he's dead. 00:43:44.385 --> 00:43:47.767 That's my fucking girlfriend, you asshole. 00:43:47.867 --> 00:43:49.065 Eirik, what are you doing? 00:43:49.165 --> 00:43:50.899 Where are you from, fucker? 00:43:50.999 --> 00:43:52.451 Ireland, originally. 00:43:53.251 --> 00:43:55.499 And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium 00:43:55.598 --> 00:43:57.332 and fuck another man's girl? 00:43:57.432 --> 00:43:59.233 Look, I didn't know she had a boyfriend, all right? 00:43:59.333 --> 00:44:00.738 And I haven't fucked her, anyway. 00:44:00.764 --> 00:44:02.293 Ask her. I'd only put me hand on it. 00:44:02.368 --> 00:44:04.318 Eirik, put the gun down! 00:44:05.517 --> 00:44:07.934 Get down on your knees and open your mouth. 00:44:08.034 --> 00:44:09.563 Don't start being silly. 00:44:09.663 --> 00:44:11.413 Get down on your -- 00:44:12.318 --> 00:44:15.897 Exactly at what point was it that all skinheads suddenly became poofs? 00:44:15.997 --> 00:44:17.131 Used to be, you were a skinhead, 00:44:17.231 --> 00:44:19.466 you just went around beating up Pakistani 12-year-olds. 00:44:19.565 --> 00:44:22.847 Now it seems a prerequisite to be a fucking bum-boy! 00:44:24.385 --> 00:44:25.764 That's not gonna help you, man. 00:44:25.864 --> 00:44:28.612 Ray, there's only blanks in that gun. 00:44:34.985 --> 00:44:36.766 Eirik, don't! 00:44:36.866 --> 00:44:38.133 Now who's the fucking bum-boy? 00:44:38.233 --> 00:44:40.545 You, you fucking bum-boy! 00:44:42.618 --> 00:44:44.433 Chloe, what exactly is going on here? 00:44:44.532 --> 00:44:46.664 I can't see! I can't see! 00:44:46.764 --> 00:44:48.214 Of course you can't fucking see! 00:44:48.240 --> 00:44:50.759 I just shot a blank in your fucking eyes! 00:44:51.234 --> 00:44:56.134 - Is this fella your boyfriend? - No. I mean, he used to be. 00:44:56.234 --> 00:44:57.365 Well, what's he doing here? 00:44:57.464 --> 00:45:00.868 We... We rob tourists, sometimes. 00:45:00.968 --> 00:45:03.883 I fucking knew it was too good to be true! 00:45:04.251 --> 00:45:06.045 I knew you'd have never shagged me, normally. 00:45:06.099 --> 00:45:08.299 No! That's not true, I... 00:45:08.399 --> 00:45:11.733 I called it off tonight. I told him not to come tonight. 00:45:11.833 --> 00:45:12.931 Why did you come tonight? 00:45:13.031 --> 00:45:14.698 Chloe, I can't see, I swear it! 00:45:14.798 --> 00:45:17.263 Stop whingeing like a big gay baby. 00:45:17.363 --> 00:45:18.897 I haven't had a shag in months! 00:45:18.997 --> 00:45:23.963 I can't see out of this eye, Chloe! I have to go to the hospital! 00:45:24.063 --> 00:45:25.765 I'll drive you. 00:45:25.865 --> 00:45:27.598 Great! Now the whole night's ruined! 00:45:27.698 --> 00:45:28.932 No! 00:45:29.032 --> 00:45:30.642 You can stay if you want. 00:45:30.668 --> 00:45:32.987 I just don't know how long I'll be. 00:45:33.062 --> 00:45:35.900 I just knew someone like you would never like someone like me. 00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.732 - I just knew. - What do you mean, someone like me? 00:45:38.832 --> 00:45:40.784 You know, someone nice. 00:45:48.151 --> 00:45:50.639 Call me. Please. 00:45:55.918 --> 00:45:57.179 Chloe! 00:46:37.118 --> 00:46:38.106 Cha-ching! 00:47:07.884 --> 00:47:09.533 Have you got some sort of problem? 00:47:09.633 --> 00:47:11.268 No, no problem. 00:47:11.467 --> 00:47:14.179 Four beers in 20 minutes. No problem. 00:47:16.118 --> 00:47:17.378 Fuck off. 00:47:25.484 --> 00:47:27.597 Beer and a red wine. 00:47:27.697 --> 00:47:29.150 I'll be back. 00:47:31.718 --> 00:47:33.499 How's the movie going? 00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:37.731 It's a jumped-up Eurotrash piece of rip-off fucking bullshit. 00:47:37.831 --> 00:47:39.750 Like, in a bad way? 00:47:43.251 --> 00:47:44.931 Your girlfriend's very pretty. 00:47:45.031 --> 00:47:46.495 She ain't my girlfriend. 00:47:46.721 --> 00:47:49.239 She's a prostitute I just picked up. 00:47:50.884 --> 00:47:53.362 Didn't know there were any prostitutes in Bruges. 00:47:53.462 --> 00:47:55.834 You just have to look in the right places. 00:47:55.934 --> 00:47:57.577 Brothels are good. 00:47:59.118 --> 00:48:02.096 Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute. 00:48:02.196 --> 00:48:03.548 Thank you. 00:48:08.018 --> 00:48:09.779 You from the States? 00:48:10.618 --> 00:48:11.743 Yeah. 00:48:12.118 --> 00:48:13.567 But don't hold it against me. 00:48:13.667 --> 00:48:15.015 I'll try not to. 00:48:16.517 --> 00:48:19.574 Just try not to say anything too loud or crass. 00:48:37.284 --> 00:48:39.633 Hey-ho. Drowning your sorrows, huh? 00:48:39.733 --> 00:48:40.858 What sorrows? 00:48:40.884 --> 00:48:43.457 You know, being a sad, old, ugly little man. 00:48:43.531 --> 00:48:44.697 One gay beer, please. 00:48:44.797 --> 00:48:45.897 How'd your date go? 00:48:45.997 --> 00:48:48.199 My date involved two instances of extreme violence. 00:48:48.298 --> 00:48:50.296 One instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing, 00:48:50.396 --> 00:48:53.267 which lasted all too briefly. Isn't that always the way? 00:48:53.367 --> 00:48:56.734 One instance of me stealing five grams of her very-high-quality cocaine, 00:48:56.834 --> 00:48:58.964 and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead. 00:48:59.064 --> 00:49:02.231 So, all in all, my evening pretty much balanced out fine. 00:49:02.331 --> 00:49:04.408 You got five grams of coke? 00:49:05.185 --> 00:49:06.865 I've got four grams on me and one gram in me, 00:49:06.965 --> 00:49:08.232 which is why me heart is going like the clappers, 00:49:08.332 --> 00:49:09.531 as if I'm about to have a heart attack. 00:49:09.631 --> 00:49:11.798 So if I collapse any minute now, please remember to tell the doctors 00:49:11.898 --> 00:49:13.497 that it might have something to do with the coke. 00:49:13.597 --> 00:49:15.001 Give us a gram, then. 00:49:15.101 --> 00:49:17.035 I thought you were laying off, because it makes you depressed? 00:49:17.135 --> 00:49:20.515 You know what? Right now, I don't really give a fuck. 00:49:48.684 --> 00:49:51.797 Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today? 00:49:51.897 --> 00:49:54.429 I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today. 00:49:54.529 --> 00:49:59.415 I wasn't waving hello to anybody, except maybe to a horse. 00:49:59.884 --> 00:50:02.300 Huh? What are you talking about? 00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:04.441 Just horseshit. 00:50:05.451 --> 00:50:07.164 You from America? 00:50:07.264 --> 00:50:09.796 Yeah. But don't hold it against me. 00:50:09.896 --> 00:50:12.800 Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it? 00:50:12.900 --> 00:50:14.300 Are you from America, too? 00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:15.896 No, I'm from Amsterdam. 00:50:15.996 --> 00:50:17.367 Amsterdam. 00:50:17.467 --> 00:50:20.266 Amsterdam is just a load of bloody prostitutes, isn't it? 00:50:20.366 --> 00:50:22.329 Yes. That's why I came to Bruges. 00:50:22.429 --> 00:50:25.679 I thought I'd get a better price for my pussy here. 00:50:27.451 --> 00:50:28.439 Huh? 00:50:30.051 --> 00:50:31.710 You two are weird. 00:50:33.818 --> 00:50:35.943 Would you like some cocaine? 00:50:38.484 --> 00:50:41.279 I've also got some acid and some ecstasy. 00:50:52.117 --> 00:50:54.595 Hervé Villechaize, I know, did. 00:50:54.695 --> 00:50:57.445 The dwarf off, I think, The Time Bandits, did. 00:50:58.684 --> 00:51:00.343 Lots of midgets -- 00:51:00.918 --> 00:51:03.440 Dwarves, top themselves. 00:51:04.183 --> 00:51:05.645 Shitloads. 00:51:08.484 --> 00:51:09.848 Would you ever think about it? 00:51:10.284 --> 00:51:11.272 Huh? 00:51:11.618 --> 00:51:14.967 Would you ever think about killing yourself because you're a midget? 00:51:15.067 --> 00:51:18.096 Fuck, man! What kind of question is that? 00:51:18.196 --> 00:51:19.941 We're just chatting, aren't we? 00:51:26.451 --> 00:51:29.530 See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in. 00:51:29.630 --> 00:51:32.050 A five-star, with prostitutes in. 00:51:32.718 --> 00:51:37.309 You know, sometimes, I think Harry doesn't even give a shit about us at all. 00:51:38.784 --> 00:51:40.750 Has he still not called? 00:51:42.551 --> 00:51:44.163 No. Still hasn't called. 00:51:44.263 --> 00:51:45.841 No news is good news, eh? 00:51:57.417 --> 00:51:58.747 Who's she? 00:52:00.618 --> 00:52:02.743 There's gonna be a war, man. 00:52:03.618 --> 00:52:04.933 I can see it. 00:52:05.032 --> 00:52:08.996 There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites. 00:52:09.095 --> 00:52:11.534 You ain't even gonna need a uniform no more. 00:52:11.634 --> 00:52:14.264 This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side. 00:52:14.364 --> 00:52:15.767 Your side's already picked for you. 00:52:15.867 --> 00:52:18.863 And I know whose side I'm fighting on. I'm fighting with the blacks. 00:52:18.963 --> 00:52:20.597 The whites are gonna get their heads kicked in! 00:52:20.697 --> 00:52:22.899 You don't decide this shit, man. 00:52:22.999 --> 00:52:24.875 Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with? 00:52:24.967 --> 00:52:27.597 The blacks, man. That's obvious. 00:52:27.697 --> 00:52:30.115 But what about the Pakistanis? 00:52:31.184 --> 00:52:33.810 - The blacks. - What about... 00:52:34.818 --> 00:52:36.340 Think of a hard one. 00:52:37.317 --> 00:52:39.363 What about the Vietnamese? 00:52:39.463 --> 00:52:40.901 The blacks! 00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:45.542 Well, I'm definitely fighting with the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese. 00:52:49.651 --> 00:52:51.048 So, hang on. 00:52:51.951 --> 00:52:53.698 Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting 00:52:53.798 --> 00:52:55.200 against all the black midgets in the world? 00:52:55.300 --> 00:52:57.045 Yeah. 00:52:57.751 --> 00:52:59.876 That would make a good film! 00:53:00.751 --> 00:53:05.479 You don't know how much shit I've had to take off of black midgets, man. 00:53:06.017 --> 00:53:07.313 That's... 00:53:08.918 --> 00:53:10.632 Undeniably true. 00:53:10.732 --> 00:53:12.183 See, Jimmy, 00:53:13.684 --> 00:53:15.343 my wife was black. 00:53:16.950 --> 00:53:18.973 And I loved her very much. 00:53:20.084 --> 00:53:25.073 And in 1976, she was murdered by a white man. So, 00:53:26.784 --> 00:53:31.043 where the fuck am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage? 00:53:32.551 --> 00:53:34.881 Did they get the guy who did it? 00:53:35.317 --> 00:53:36.496 A friend of mine got him. 00:53:36.596 --> 00:53:38.607 Harry Waters got him. 00:53:40.084 --> 00:53:44.915 So tell me, Jim, whose side do I fight on in this wonderful war? 00:53:47.984 --> 00:53:51.041 I think you need to weigh up all your options 00:53:52.150 --> 00:53:54.673 and let your conscience decide, Ken. 00:54:03.917 --> 00:54:08.009 Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. 00:54:08.551 --> 00:54:09.697 I think I'm heading home. 00:54:09.797 --> 00:54:12.215 Yeah. I think I'll come with you. 00:54:14.050 --> 00:54:17.028 - What's... - Back off, shorty! 00:54:17.128 --> 00:54:19.000 You don't know karate. 00:54:19.100 --> 00:54:20.061 Don't say you didn't have it coming. 00:54:20.161 --> 00:54:21.945 Don't say you didn't have it coming. 00:54:22.250 --> 00:54:23.580 Shortarse! 00:55:50.517 --> 00:55:51.697 Meeting Yuri. 00:55:51.796 --> 00:55:52.874 Yes, I'm Yuri. 00:56:22.484 --> 00:56:25.211 Mr. Waters said that might be necessary. 00:56:28.451 --> 00:56:31.905 There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park. 00:56:32.817 --> 00:56:35.010 You use this word, "alcoves"? 00:56:35.817 --> 00:56:38.031 "Alcoves"? Yes. Sometimes. 00:56:38.131 --> 00:56:42.277 There are not many people around in these alcoves in Christmastime. 00:56:42.817 --> 00:56:46.147 If I were to murder a man, I would murder him here. 00:56:48.917 --> 00:56:51.833 Are you sure this is the right word, "alcoves"? 00:56:51.933 --> 00:56:53.441 Alcoves, yes. 00:56:53.766 --> 00:56:55.590 It's kind of like nooks and crannies. 00:56:55.664 --> 00:56:59.730 "Nooks and crannies", yes. Perhaps this would be more accurate. 00:56:59.830 --> 00:57:03.215 "Nooks and crannies", rather than "alcoves". Yeah. 00:57:09.551 --> 00:57:11.643 You are going to do it, aren't you? 00:57:11.768 --> 00:57:13.992 Mr. Waters will be very disappointed... 00:57:14.067 --> 00:57:16.642 Of course I'm going to fucking do it. 00:57:18.184 --> 00:57:19.740 It's what I do. 00:57:26.017 --> 00:57:29.279 Your friend was behaving rather oddly this morning. 00:57:36.750 --> 00:57:38.262 Oddly? How? 00:57:38.362 --> 00:57:42.477 Well, he asked me about the baby, and if I wanted a boy or a girl. 00:57:43.317 --> 00:57:46.699 I said I didn't mind as long as it's healthy, of course. 00:57:46.799 --> 00:57:51.113 But then he gave me 200 euros to give to the baby. 00:57:52.717 --> 00:57:57.715 I refused, obviously, but he was quite insistent. 00:57:59.351 --> 00:58:02.408 Would you give it back to him when you see him? 00:58:03.150 --> 00:58:07.162 I don't want to appear ungrateful, but it seemed like all the money he had. 00:58:07.262 --> 00:58:11.239 - Do you know where he is now? - He said he was going to the park. 00:59:10.783 --> 00:59:12.147 Sorry, Ray. 00:59:14.050 --> 00:59:15.414 I'm sorry. 00:59:46.084 --> 00:59:47.264 Ray, don't! 00:59:47.364 --> 00:59:49.930 Fucking hell! Where the fuck did you come from? 00:59:50.030 --> 00:59:52.995 - I was behind the thing. - What the fuck are you doing, Ray? 00:59:53.095 --> 00:59:54.561 What the fuck are you doing? 00:59:54.661 --> 00:59:55.695 Nothing. 00:59:57.917 --> 00:59:59.315 Oh, my God! 01:00:01.351 --> 01:00:02.751 You were gonna kill me. 01:00:02.777 --> 01:00:04.133 No, I wasn't. 01:00:04.417 --> 01:00:06.575 You were gonna kill yourself! 01:00:09.317 --> 01:00:10.632 I'm allowed to. 01:00:10.732 --> 01:00:11.729 No, you're not! 01:00:11.829 --> 01:00:12.942 What? 01:00:13.517 --> 01:00:16.449 I'm not allowed to and you are? How's that fair? 01:00:23.583 --> 01:00:26.777 Can we go somewhere and talk about this, please? 01:00:29.984 --> 01:00:32.164 I wasn't gonna go through with it, Ray. 01:00:32.264 --> 01:00:36.307 You fucking looked like you were gonna go fucking through with it. 01:00:38.351 --> 01:00:40.031 Where'd you get that gun? 01:00:40.131 --> 01:00:41.695 A friend of Harry's. 01:00:41.795 --> 01:00:43.113 Fuck, man. 01:00:45.750 --> 01:00:47.239 Let me see it. 01:00:51.250 --> 01:00:52.738 Silencer, too. 01:00:55.284 --> 01:00:56.375 Nice. 01:01:01.950 --> 01:01:04.246 Mine's a bloody girl's gun. 01:01:13.384 --> 01:01:14.787 I'm keeping it. 01:01:15.113 --> 01:01:16.596 Pardon me? 01:01:18.150 --> 01:01:20.398 - Give me me gun back. - You're not getting it back. 01:01:20.497 --> 01:01:21.596 You're a suicide case. 01:01:21.696 --> 01:01:24.398 And you were trying to shoot me in the fucking head. 01:01:24.497 --> 01:01:26.029 You're not getting that gun back. 01:01:26.129 --> 01:01:28.932 A great day this has turned out to be. 01:01:29.032 --> 01:01:31.983 I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, 01:01:32.084 --> 01:01:35.675 me gun gets nicked and we're still in fucking Bruges. 01:01:36.984 --> 01:01:41.266 Listen, I'm gonna give you some money and put you on a train somewhere. 01:01:41.366 --> 01:01:42.699 Back to England? 01:01:42.799 --> 01:01:44.671 You can't go back to England, Ray. 01:01:44.697 --> 01:01:45.820 You'd be a dead man! 01:01:45.895 --> 01:01:47.929 I want to be a dead man. 01:01:48.029 --> 01:01:49.676 Have you been missing something? 01:01:51.384 --> 01:01:53.679 You don't want to be a dead man, Ray. 01:01:56.516 --> 01:01:58.380 I killed a little boy! 01:02:12.450 --> 01:02:14.678 Then save the next little boy. 01:02:16.150 --> 01:02:18.173 Just go away somewhere, 01:02:18.917 --> 01:02:22.350 get out of this business and try to do something good. 01:02:23.450 --> 01:02:25.939 You're not gonna help anybody dead. 01:02:26.516 --> 01:02:29.108 You're not gonna bring that boy back. 01:02:31.217 --> 01:02:33.546 But you might save the next one. 01:02:35.050 --> 01:02:37.278 What am I gonna be, a doctor? 01:02:37.984 --> 01:02:39.540 You need exams. 01:02:40.351 --> 01:02:42.976 Do anything, Ray. Do anything. 01:02:59.516 --> 01:03:01.005 What a wanker! 01:03:03.017 --> 01:03:05.006 He said this whole trip, 01:03:07.084 --> 01:03:09.481 this whole being in Bruges thing, 01:03:10.250 --> 01:03:14.046 was just to give you one last, joyful memory before you died. 01:03:15.516 --> 01:03:16.880 In Bruges? 01:03:22.583 --> 01:03:24.311 The Bahamas, maybe. 01:03:26.284 --> 01:03:28.011 Why fucking Bruges? 01:03:28.683 --> 01:03:30.615 I suppose it's cheaper. 01:03:37.317 --> 01:03:39.908 The rest of the acid and the ecstasy. 01:03:40.984 --> 01:03:43.280 Can I have me gun back, please? 01:03:48.284 --> 01:03:50.250 What am I gonna do, Ken? 01:03:51.350 --> 01:03:52.753 What am I gonna do? 01:03:53.179 --> 01:03:54.634 Just keep moving. 01:03:55.117 --> 01:03:57.033 Keep on moving. 01:03:57.133 --> 01:03:59.174 Try not to think about it. 01:04:00.450 --> 01:04:01.866 Learn a new language, maybe? 01:04:01.966 --> 01:04:03.928 Sure, I can hardly do English. 01:04:04.028 --> 01:04:05.231 That's one thing I like about Europe, though. 01:04:05.330 --> 01:04:07.395 You don't have to learn any of their languages. 01:04:07.495 --> 01:04:10.164 Just forget about home for a while. 01:04:10.264 --> 01:04:13.694 See how the land lies in six years, seven years. 01:04:13.794 --> 01:04:15.976 Seven years is not that long. 01:04:16.650 --> 01:04:18.729 It's longer than that boy got. 01:04:18.829 --> 01:04:21.305 Me first fucking job. 01:04:22.650 --> 01:04:24.980 Great hitman I turned out to be. 01:04:28.817 --> 01:04:31.749 Some people just aren't cut out for it, Ray. 01:04:32.383 --> 01:04:33.610 Are you? 01:04:39.883 --> 01:04:42.405 When are you going back to England? 01:04:43.184 --> 01:04:45.229 I'll head back in a couple of hours or something. 01:04:45.328 --> 01:04:48.942 Harry's not gonna be mad at you, is he? For letting me go? 01:04:49.583 --> 01:04:50.595 I'll sort out Harry. 01:04:50.695 --> 01:04:53.864 Just tell him I'll have probably killed meself in a fortnight, anyway. 01:04:53.964 --> 01:04:55.939 You won't, will you, Ray? 01:05:15.383 --> 01:05:17.766 Harry? It's Ken. 01:05:17.866 --> 01:05:19.440 Listen to this noise. 01:05:21.817 --> 01:05:24.031 Do you know what that is? 01:05:24.131 --> 01:05:25.853 Yeah, I know you know it's a train. 01:05:25.979 --> 01:05:27.625 Do you know what train? 01:05:28.100 --> 01:05:29.944 Well, it's a train that Ray just got on, 01:05:30.070 --> 01:05:31.491 and he's alive and he's well, 01:05:31.566 --> 01:05:33.933 and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I. 01:05:34.033 --> 01:05:36.832 So if you need to do your worst, do your worst. 01:05:36.932 --> 01:05:40.131 You've got the address of the hotel. I'll be here waiting. 01:05:40.230 --> 01:05:43.262 Because I've got to quite like Bruges, now. 01:05:43.362 --> 01:05:45.339 It's like a fucking fairytale or something. 01:06:14.984 --> 01:06:16.176 Harry. 01:06:16.984 --> 01:06:18.143 Harry! 01:06:18.683 --> 01:06:19.762 What? 01:06:19.862 --> 01:06:21.896 It's an inanimate fucking object. 01:06:21.996 --> 01:06:24.472 You're an inanimate fucking object! 01:06:34.650 --> 01:06:37.497 Now, you lot be good for your mummy and Imamoto, okay? 01:06:37.597 --> 01:06:39.561 'Cause Daddy's got to go away for a few days. 01:06:39.661 --> 01:06:40.628 Where are you going? 01:06:40.728 --> 01:06:42.195 I've got to go to Bruges. 01:06:42.295 --> 01:06:43.862 Bruges? Where's that? 01:06:43.962 --> 01:06:45.007 It's in Belgium. 01:06:46.383 --> 01:06:48.766 Why would anybody have to go to Belgium? 01:06:48.866 --> 01:06:51.530 'Cause I've got to sort something out. 01:06:51.630 --> 01:06:54.033 Is it something to do with the phone? 01:06:54.132 --> 01:06:55.878 It's something to do with Ken. 01:06:57.617 --> 01:06:59.412 It's a matter of honor. 01:07:00.617 --> 01:07:03.344 Well, it ain't gonna be dangerous, is it? 01:07:06.283 --> 01:07:09.565 Well, of course it's gonna be dangerous if it's a matter of fucking honor! 01:07:09.665 --> 01:07:11.174 You are bringing the fellas with you? 01:07:11.227 --> 01:07:14.081 Tell me you're bringing the fellas with you. 01:07:14.583 --> 01:07:15.844 Harry. 01:07:16.483 --> 01:07:19.298 I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. 01:07:19.398 --> 01:07:20.781 I was upset. 01:09:00.550 --> 01:09:03.015 - You're Irish? - Yes. 01:09:04.483 --> 01:09:06.142 What is your name? 01:09:08.350 --> 01:09:10.407 Derek Perlurrl. 01:09:14.249 --> 01:09:16.010 You hit the Canadian. 01:09:16.683 --> 01:09:18.532 You hit the Canadian. 01:09:18.632 --> 01:09:22.572 I "heet" the Canadian? I don't know what you're talking about. 01:09:25.283 --> 01:09:27.806 That's him! That's the motherfucker. 01:09:34.083 --> 01:09:36.174 You hit the Canadian, yeah? 01:09:37.183 --> 01:09:39.342 Canadian? Shit. 01:09:45.883 --> 01:09:48.815 - We're taking you back to Bruges. - Brilliant. 01:10:16.416 --> 01:10:17.643 Aye aye. 01:10:18.717 --> 01:10:20.808 Take your pick, Mr. Waters. 01:10:24.116 --> 01:10:26.032 An Uzi? 01:10:26.132 --> 01:10:28.965 I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. 01:10:29.065 --> 01:10:32.764 I didn't come here to shoot 20 black 10-year-olds in a fucking drive-by. 01:10:32.864 --> 01:10:35.577 I want a normal gun for a normal person. 01:10:47.149 --> 01:10:49.498 I knew he wouldn't kill the guy. 01:10:49.598 --> 01:10:53.743 I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves. 01:10:54.949 --> 01:10:56.529 - About the what? - The alcoves. 01:10:56.629 --> 01:10:59.378 The alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park. 01:11:02.016 --> 01:11:04.230 Oh, I also have some dumdums. 01:11:04.330 --> 01:11:07.761 You use this word, "dumdums"? The bullets that make the head explode? 01:11:07.861 --> 01:11:09.198 Dumdums, yeah. 01:11:09.298 --> 01:11:11.874 Would you like some of these dumdums? 01:11:12.383 --> 01:11:14.144 I know I shouldn't, 01:11:15.783 --> 01:11:17.146 but I will. 01:11:22.149 --> 01:11:23.615 Motherfucker. 01:11:24.916 --> 01:11:25.928 Is he talking to me? 01:11:26.028 --> 01:11:28.162 No, Eirik's on your side, Mr. Waters. 01:11:28.262 --> 01:11:30.261 Your young friend blinded him last night. 01:11:30.361 --> 01:11:31.395 Ray did? 01:11:31.495 --> 01:11:34.779 I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me. 01:11:36.049 --> 01:11:38.398 And the gun was full of blanks, 01:11:38.498 --> 01:11:40.108 and he shot the blank into my eye. 01:11:41.216 --> 01:11:45.774 And now, I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say. 01:11:46.483 --> 01:11:49.798 Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault. 01:11:49.897 --> 01:11:50.894 What? 01:11:50.994 --> 01:11:53.765 I mean, basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, 01:11:53.864 --> 01:11:55.766 and you allow your gun to be taken off you, 01:11:55.865 --> 01:11:58.063 and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank, 01:11:58.163 --> 01:12:01.695 for which I assume the person has to get quite close to you, then, 01:12:01.795 --> 01:12:05.030 yeah, really, it's all your fault for being such a poof. 01:12:05.130 --> 01:12:08.032 So why don't you stop whingeing and cheer the fuck up? 01:12:08.132 --> 01:12:10.674 Eirik, I really wouldn't respond. 01:12:17.816 --> 01:12:18.996 I thought you wanted the guy dead? 01:12:19.096 --> 01:12:21.217 I do want the guy dead. I want him fucking crucified. 01:12:21.296 --> 01:12:22.411 But it don't change the fact 01:12:22.437 --> 01:12:24.725 that he stitched you up like a blind, little gay boy. 01:12:24.765 --> 01:12:25.872 Does it? 01:12:27.617 --> 01:12:29.606 Thanks for the gun, Yuri. 01:13:36.550 --> 01:13:37.641 Well? 01:13:39.782 --> 01:13:41.699 The boy is suicidal, Harry. 01:13:41.798 --> 01:13:43.771 He's a walking dead man. 01:13:44.617 --> 01:13:46.595 Keeps going on about Hell and purgatory... 01:13:46.695 --> 01:13:49.065 When I phoned you yesterday, did I ask you, 01:13:49.165 --> 01:13:52.695 "Ken, will you do me a favor and become Ray's psychiatrist, please?" 01:13:52.794 --> 01:13:54.624 No. What I think I asked you was, 01:13:54.650 --> 01:13:57.286 "Could you go blow his fucking head off for me?" 01:13:57.361 --> 01:13:59.328 "He's suicidal"? 01:13:59.428 --> 01:14:02.894 I'm suicidal. You're suicidal. Everybody's fucking suicidal! 01:14:02.994 --> 01:14:05.163 We don't all keep going on about it! 01:14:05.263 --> 01:14:09.599 Has he killed himself yet? No. So he's not fucking suicidal, is he? 01:14:09.698 --> 01:14:11.404 He put a loaded gun to his head this morning. 01:14:11.430 --> 01:14:12.130 I stopped him. 01:14:12.165 --> 01:14:14.672 He... What? This gets fucking worse! 01:14:15.583 --> 01:14:16.685 We were down in the park... 01:14:16.761 --> 01:14:20.693 Let me get this right. You were down in the park? 01:14:20.793 --> 01:14:22.895 What's that got to do with fucking anything? 01:14:22.995 --> 01:14:25.832 Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy, 01:14:25.932 --> 01:14:28.096 you've even stopped the boy from killing himself, 01:14:28.196 --> 01:14:29.430 which would have solved my problem, 01:14:29.530 --> 01:14:30.763 which would have solved your problem, 01:14:30.863 --> 01:14:32.732 which sounds like it would've solved the boy's problem. 01:14:32.832 --> 01:14:34.429 It wouldn't have solved his problem. 01:14:34.529 --> 01:14:38.461 Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise, 01:14:38.561 --> 01:14:39.784 I wouldn't have thought twice. 01:14:39.863 --> 01:14:42.433 I'd have killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. 01:14:42.461 --> 01:14:45.096 I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth on the fucking spot! 01:14:45.196 --> 01:14:48.795 That's you, Harry. The boy has the capacity to change. 01:14:48.895 --> 01:14:51.383 The boy has the capacity to do something decent with his life. 01:14:51.432 --> 01:14:54.848 Excuse me, Ken. I have the capacity to change. 01:14:55.617 --> 01:14:59.174 Yeah, you do. You've the capacity to get fucking worse! 01:14:59.782 --> 01:15:02.261 Yeah, now I'm getting down to it! 01:15:02.361 --> 01:15:04.232 Harry, let's face it. 01:15:04.332 --> 01:15:06.996 And I'm not being funny, I mean no disrespect, 01:15:07.096 --> 01:15:08.499 but you're a cunt. 01:15:08.599 --> 01:15:11.398 You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt. 01:15:11.498 --> 01:15:15.197 And the only thing that's gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger cunt. 01:15:15.297 --> 01:15:16.760 Maybe have some more cunt kids. 01:15:16.860 --> 01:15:18.981 Leave my kids fucking out of it. What have they done? 01:15:19.028 --> 01:15:21.432 You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids! 01:15:21.532 --> 01:15:23.763 I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids. 01:15:23.863 --> 01:15:27.530 Insulting my fucking kids! That's going overboard, mate! 01:15:27.629 --> 01:15:29.606 I retracted it, didn't I? 01:15:32.816 --> 01:15:34.028 Still leaves you being a cunt. 01:15:34.128 --> 01:15:36.474 Yeah, I fucking got that. 01:15:55.016 --> 01:15:56.641 Where's Ray now? 01:15:57.949 --> 01:16:00.595 Oh, right about now, Ray is in one or other 01:16:00.695 --> 01:16:06.240 of the one million towns in mainland Europe it's possible to be in, other than here. 01:16:20.149 --> 01:16:22.665 I'll get all the money back to you soon as I get through to me friend. 01:16:22.765 --> 01:16:24.328 It's not a problem, Raymond. 01:16:24.428 --> 01:16:27.062 And I'll get all your acid and your ecstasy back to you, too. 01:16:27.162 --> 01:16:28.560 English humor! 01:16:28.660 --> 01:16:31.377 I'm assuming you've got your gun on you. 01:16:34.083 --> 01:16:36.533 That Yuri bloke's a funny fella, isn't he? 01:16:36.632 --> 01:16:37.775 He does yoga. 01:16:39.149 --> 01:16:40.363 "The alcoves." 01:16:40.463 --> 01:16:42.779 Was he going on to you about the alcoves? 01:16:44.116 --> 01:16:46.980 "The alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park." 01:16:55.383 --> 01:16:58.860 Harry, I know you gotta do what you gotta do. 01:16:58.960 --> 01:17:00.797 It's a bit crowded round here, you know? 01:17:00.897 --> 01:17:02.264 Well, I'm not gonna have a shootout 01:17:02.364 --> 01:17:04.837 in the middle of a thousand fucking Belgians, am I? 01:17:06.882 --> 01:17:10.361 Not to mention the other nationalities, just on their holidays. 01:17:12.216 --> 01:17:15.031 To see the swans and the Gothic and all the fairytale stuff, eh? 01:17:15.131 --> 01:17:17.621 Are you trying to fucking wind me up? 01:17:17.747 --> 01:17:18.490 No, Harry. 01:17:18.564 --> 01:17:20.932 On top of calling me a cunt and calling me kids cunts. 01:17:21.032 --> 01:17:23.966 I might just have to fucking shoot you right here. 01:17:24.066 --> 01:17:25.276 Christ! 01:17:28.616 --> 01:17:30.673 Let's go up the bell tower. 01:17:31.749 --> 01:17:33.929 Be quiet up there this time of evening. 01:17:34.029 --> 01:17:35.675 Let's go up there. 01:17:54.450 --> 01:17:57.075 Yeah. Canadians. 01:17:57.916 --> 01:18:01.063 I feel a bit bad. They didn't kill John Lennon, did they? 01:18:01.163 --> 01:18:03.598 Anyway, supposed to turn up to court here in two days. 01:18:03.698 --> 01:18:04.718 Are you going to turn up? 01:18:04.794 --> 01:18:05.794 Don't know. 01:18:05.894 --> 01:18:08.110 What have I got to stay for really? 01:18:10.549 --> 01:18:13.175 The most beautiful woman 01:18:14.882 --> 01:18:16.507 you've ever seen 01:18:17.849 --> 01:18:19.940 in all of your stupid life. 01:18:30.515 --> 01:18:32.399 The tower is closed this evening. 01:18:32.498 --> 01:18:34.662 No way. It's supposed to be open till 7:00. 01:18:34.762 --> 01:18:36.828 The tower is usually open until 7:00. 01:18:36.928 --> 01:18:39.630 Yesterday an American had a heart attack up the tower. 01:18:39.730 --> 01:18:41.099 Today the tower is closed. 01:18:41.199 --> 01:18:45.172 Here, cranky, here's 100 for you. We're only gonna be 20 minutes. 01:18:50.383 --> 01:18:56.462 The tower is closed this evening. 01:18:56.562 --> 01:18:58.879 Understand, Englishman? 01:19:38.149 --> 01:19:40.127 Jimmy, I've been wanting to say 01:19:40.227 --> 01:19:43.463 I'm really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night. 01:19:43.563 --> 01:19:45.898 That was way out of order. 01:19:45.998 --> 01:19:50.595 You know, Ray, I'd find it easier to believe and forgive you, somehow, 01:19:50.695 --> 01:19:55.762 if the two of you weren't laughing straight in my fucking face! 01:19:58.482 --> 01:20:00.812 It's for the goddamn movie, man. 01:20:04.449 --> 01:20:06.472 It is a nice town, Harry. 01:20:08.116 --> 01:20:10.105 I'm glad I got to see it. 01:20:14.316 --> 01:20:18.428 I didn't mean to be taking the piss out of it being a fairytale place. 01:20:18.528 --> 01:20:20.344 It is a fairytale place. 01:20:21.083 --> 01:20:22.776 It really is. 01:20:23.016 --> 01:20:24.688 It's just a shame it's in Belgium, really. 01:20:24.762 --> 01:20:28.098 But then you figure if it wasn't in Belgium, if it was somewhere good, 01:20:28.198 --> 01:20:30.532 there'd be too many people coming to see it. 01:20:30.658 --> 01:20:32.533 It would spoil the whole thing. 01:20:34.849 --> 01:20:37.077 Well, I'm glad I got to see it 01:20:38.916 --> 01:20:40.404 before I died. 01:20:47.549 --> 01:20:49.277 What are you doing? 01:20:49.782 --> 01:20:51.698 What are you fucking doing? 01:20:51.798 --> 01:20:53.611 I'm not fighting anymore, Harry. 01:20:54.549 --> 01:20:57.743 All right, then I'm blowing your fucking head off. 01:20:59.616 --> 01:21:01.481 Don't come over all Gandhi. 01:21:01.607 --> 01:21:03.295 What are you fucking doing? 01:21:05.083 --> 01:21:06.729 Ken, stop messing about, please. 01:21:06.829 --> 01:21:08.861 Pick up your gun. I know I'm going to beat you anyway 01:21:08.961 --> 01:21:11.574 - 'cause you're a spaz, but... - Harry, 01:21:13.116 --> 01:21:15.139 I'm totally in your debt. 01:21:18.083 --> 01:21:21.208 The things that have gone between us in the past, 01:21:21.916 --> 01:21:23.697 I love you unreservedly for all that. 01:21:23.797 --> 01:21:24.941 What? 01:21:25.916 --> 01:21:27.643 For your integrity. 01:21:28.616 --> 01:21:30.173 For your honor. 01:21:31.083 --> 01:21:32.480 I love you. 01:21:34.916 --> 01:21:38.079 The boy had to be let go. 01:21:39.682 --> 01:21:42.379 The boy had to be given a chance. 01:21:42.582 --> 01:21:45.087 And if to do that, I had to say, 01:21:45.213 --> 01:21:47.952 "Fuck you, and fuck what I owe you, 01:21:48.027 --> 01:21:50.353 "and fuck everything that's gone on between us", 01:21:50.479 --> 01:21:52.769 then that's what I had to do. 01:21:53.315 --> 01:21:55.304 But I'm not fighting you. 01:21:56.849 --> 01:21:58.928 And I accept, totally, everything you've got to do. 01:21:59.028 --> 01:22:00.845 I accept it. Totally. 01:22:04.682 --> 01:22:05.943 Oh, yeah? 01:22:08.248 --> 01:22:09.339 Yeah. 01:22:14.382 --> 01:22:18.974 Well, you say all that fucking stuff, I can't fucking shoot you now, can I? 01:22:20.349 --> 01:22:22.827 It's entirely up to you, Harry. 01:22:22.927 --> 01:22:24.905 It's entirely your call. 01:22:26.482 --> 01:22:29.312 All I'm saying is I'm not fighting. 01:22:36.716 --> 01:22:38.294 Oh, you fucking cunt! 01:22:38.394 --> 01:22:39.896 Look, I'm not gonna do nothing to you 01:22:39.921 --> 01:22:43.703 just 'cause you're standing about like Robert fucking Powell. 01:22:44.315 --> 01:22:45.996 - Like who? - Like Robert fucking Powell 01:22:46.096 --> 01:22:47.998 out of Jesus of fucking Nazareth! 01:22:48.098 --> 01:22:49.241 My fucking leg! 01:22:49.716 --> 01:22:53.860 The psycho dwarf turns out to just be a loveable little schoolboy, 01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:56.260 and it's all some kind of Boschian nightmare. 01:22:56.360 --> 01:22:57.827 Kiss my ass! 01:22:57.927 --> 01:23:02.076 I guess at least there weren't any black people involved, eh, Jimmy? 01:23:03.349 --> 01:23:04.713 I wasn't... 01:23:05.549 --> 01:23:07.572 I wasn't talking about... 01:23:08.749 --> 01:23:11.761 There's gonna be a war between all the blacks and all the whites. 01:23:11.861 --> 01:23:13.630 And all the black midgets and all the white midgets, 01:23:13.730 --> 01:23:15.862 which would actually be really good. 01:23:15.962 --> 01:23:17.696 That's just cocaine. 01:23:17.796 --> 01:23:20.198 He didn't even want the Vietnamese on his side! 01:23:20.298 --> 01:23:22.407 That's just cocaine. 01:23:23.382 --> 01:23:27.162 Listen, we're filming down by the pointy building tonight. 01:23:27.262 --> 01:23:29.737 It might actually be good for once. 01:23:30.983 --> 01:23:33.062 You guys should come along. 01:23:33.161 --> 01:23:38.077 We... I think we're just gonna have a quiet one tonight, Jimmy. 01:23:39.882 --> 01:23:41.541 That's how it is! 01:23:43.549 --> 01:23:45.139 In another life. 01:23:51.949 --> 01:23:54.040 They're great, aren't they? 01:24:09.148 --> 01:24:11.671 You didn't. You didn't! 01:25:00.349 --> 01:25:02.838 Mr. Waters? Mr. Waters? 01:25:05.315 --> 01:25:07.804 - Who's that? - It's Eirik. 01:25:09.282 --> 01:25:11.214 - The blind boy? - Yeah. 01:25:12.716 --> 01:25:13.875 Yes. 01:25:14.782 --> 01:25:17.029 What do you fucking want? 01:25:17.129 --> 01:25:18.627 The guy you're looking for, 01:25:18.727 --> 01:25:21.807 the guy Ray, he's downstairs at the bar. 01:25:58.082 --> 01:25:59.639 I'm sorry, Ken. 01:26:00.816 --> 01:26:04.373 But you can't kill a kid and expect to get away with it. 01:26:06.349 --> 01:26:07.872 You just can't. 01:26:23.215 --> 01:26:25.829 - Where? - To the left when you come out. 01:26:25.929 --> 01:26:27.711 The bar to the left. 01:29:44.716 --> 01:29:45.962 Ken! 01:29:48.682 --> 01:29:50.614 Ken! Ken! 01:29:52.616 --> 01:29:54.104 Harry's here. 01:29:56.315 --> 01:29:57.406 What? 01:29:58.881 --> 01:30:00.074 Take 01:30:01.748 --> 01:30:03.009 my gun. 01:30:16.382 --> 01:30:17.507 Ken? 01:30:18.616 --> 01:30:20.138 Where's my gun? 01:30:22.115 --> 01:30:23.706 Where's my gun? 01:30:26.682 --> 01:30:29.841 I'm gonna die now, I think. 01:30:31.815 --> 01:30:33.213 Oh, Ken! 01:30:35.182 --> 01:30:36.341 Jesus! 01:32:43.982 --> 01:32:45.398 Mr. Blakely said you had left. 01:32:45.498 --> 01:32:46.729 I need the key to the room right now. 01:32:46.829 --> 01:32:48.338 Quickly, now! 01:32:49.215 --> 01:32:50.322 And you gotta go home right now. 01:32:50.348 --> 01:32:51.420 It's very, very dangerous here. 01:32:51.495 --> 01:32:53.085 - All right? Go home! Right now! - Okay. 01:33:37.715 --> 01:33:39.719 No, I won't let you up there! 01:33:39.745 --> 01:33:41.887 Put that gun away, right now! 01:33:41.962 --> 01:33:43.628 Lady, get out of my fucking way, please. 01:33:43.728 --> 01:33:47.006 No, I won't. I won't get out of your way. 01:33:47.681 --> 01:33:49.159 You'll have to go through me. 01:33:49.259 --> 01:33:52.314 Well, obviously, I'm not gonna go through you, am I, with a baby and that? 01:33:52.363 --> 01:33:53.260 I'm a nice person. 01:33:53.460 --> 01:33:56.275 But could you just get out of the fucking way, please? 01:34:01.315 --> 01:34:02.474 Marie! 01:34:03.449 --> 01:34:05.763 Just let him come up, it's okay. 01:34:05.863 --> 01:34:09.130 Harry, swear not to start shooting until she's left the hotel. 01:34:09.230 --> 01:34:12.597 I swear not to start shooting till she's left the hotel. I totally swear. 01:34:12.697 --> 01:34:15.131 Well, I'm not going anywhere. 01:34:15.231 --> 01:34:17.362 This is my hotel. 01:34:17.462 --> 01:34:19.210 So you can fuck off! 01:34:31.848 --> 01:34:34.712 - I suppose you've got a gun up there? - Yeah. 01:34:35.915 --> 01:34:38.629 Then what are we gonna do? We can't stand here all night. 01:34:38.729 --> 01:34:41.760 Why don't you both put your guns down and go home? 01:34:41.860 --> 01:34:44.905 Don't be stupid. This is the shootout. 01:34:46.581 --> 01:34:49.660 - Harry, I've got an idea. - What? 01:34:49.760 --> 01:34:51.962 My room faces onto the canal, right? 01:34:52.062 --> 01:34:54.728 I'm gonna go back to me room, jump into the canal, 01:34:54.828 --> 01:34:56.894 see if I can swim to the other side and escape. 01:34:56.994 --> 01:34:59.196 Right. If you go outside and round the corner, 01:34:59.296 --> 01:35:01.630 you can shoot at me from there and try and get me. 01:35:01.730 --> 01:35:04.165 That way, we leave this lady and her baby out of the whole, entire thing. 01:35:04.265 --> 01:35:06.563 Do you completely promise to jump into the canal? 01:35:06.663 --> 01:35:08.430 I don't want to run out there, come back in 10 minutes 01:35:08.529 --> 01:35:10.060 and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard. 01:35:10.160 --> 01:35:11.430 I completely promise, Harry. 01:35:11.529 --> 01:35:13.830 I'm not gonna risk having another little kid die, am I? 01:35:13.930 --> 01:35:18.062 So, hang on, I go outside, then I go which way, right or left? 01:35:18.162 --> 01:35:19.597 You go right, don't you? 01:35:19.697 --> 01:35:22.659 You can see it from the doorway! It's a big fucking canal! 01:35:22.759 --> 01:35:25.698 All right. Jesus! I've only just got here, haven't I? 01:35:25.798 --> 01:35:28.596 Okay. On a count of 'one, two, three, go, ' okay? 01:35:28.696 --> 01:35:29.840 Okay. 01:35:35.748 --> 01:35:37.030 What? Who says it? 01:35:37.130 --> 01:35:38.497 Oh, you say it. 01:35:38.597 --> 01:35:40.497 You guys are crazy. 01:35:40.597 --> 01:35:41.964 - Are you ready? - Ready. 01:35:42.064 --> 01:35:43.559 - Set? - Set. 01:35:43.659 --> 01:35:45.443 One, two, three, go! 01:35:59.514 --> 01:36:00.980 Keep driving! 01:36:08.015 --> 01:36:10.378 No way. You're way too far away. 01:38:12.982 --> 01:38:14.763 The little boy. 01:38:14.863 --> 01:38:15.905 That's right, Ray. 01:38:17.048 --> 01:38:18.604 The little boy. 01:39:27.581 --> 01:39:28.774 I see. 01:39:35.414 --> 01:39:37.040 No, Harry. 01:39:38.048 --> 01:39:39.570 He's not... 01:39:42.214 --> 01:39:44.840 You've got to stick to your principles. 01:40:11.214 --> 01:40:12.969 There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London 01:40:13.062 --> 01:40:16.946 with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. 01:40:17.581 --> 01:40:21.159 And I thought, "If I survive all this, I'll go to that house, 01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:23.395 "apologize to the mother there, 01:40:23.495 --> 01:40:26.898 "and accept whatever punishment she chose for me..." 01:40:26.998 --> 01:40:30.345 Prison, death, it didn't matter. 01:40:31.681 --> 01:40:34.963 Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, 01:40:35.063 --> 01:40:37.411 I wouldn't be in fucking Bruges. 01:40:39.881 --> 01:40:43.938 But then, like a flash, it came to me, and I realized, 01:40:46.247 --> 01:40:48.873 "Fuck, man, maybe that's what Hell is. 01:40:50.481 --> 01:40:53.777 "The entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges!" 01:40:58.648 --> 01:41:01.478 And I really, really hoped I wouldn't die. 01:41:04.081 --> 01:41:07.172 I really, really hoped I wouldn't die. 01:41:07.196 --> 01:41:27.196 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.