WEBVTT 00:00:04.235 --> 00:00:24.235 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:06.259 --> 00:02:07.988 Give me your press badge. 00:02:08.194 --> 00:02:10.185 No way, you're not my dad! 00:02:10.396 --> 00:02:12.796 Then I shall take it by force. 00:02:12.966 --> 00:02:14.763 Ooh! He's my brother! 00:02:14.934 --> 00:02:16.731 Then you shouldn't have made out with him. 00:03:06.786 --> 00:03:08.219 So, your name's Dan? 00:03:08.388 --> 00:03:12.222 Yeah, Dan... Dan Quint. Like on the resume. 00:03:12.392 --> 00:03:15.884 Dan Quint. Born 1990. I didn't think that was possible. 00:03:16.062 --> 00:03:17.359 Yeah, 1990. 00:03:17.530 --> 00:03:19.293 People are born every year so that's- 00:03:20.934 --> 00:03:24.028 What do you hope to get out of being in the mailroom, Dan? 00:03:24.204 --> 00:03:27.196 I guess I hope to get out of being in the mailroom. 00:03:27.807 --> 00:03:30.674 You got sass. I like it. 00:03:30.843 --> 00:03:32.868 Guess what? You're hired. 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:36.640 I'm Lemuel Gulliver. Welcome to the team. 00:03:36.816 --> 00:03:37.783 I was hired... 00:03:38.952 --> 00:03:39.941 yesterday by HR. 00:03:40.119 --> 00:03:41.882 - Doggy wants a bone. - What? 00:03:42.055 --> 00:03:43.750 Doggy wants a bone. 00:03:45.692 --> 00:03:47.284 Floor 30. This is the editors' floor. 00:03:47.460 --> 00:03:48.069 Oh, yeah. 00:03:48.070 --> 00:03:49.553 - This is the epicenter, my friend. - Okay. 00:03:49.729 --> 00:03:51.492 - Feel it. Feel it. - Okay. 00:03:51.664 --> 00:03:52.995 Got a little something for you. 00:03:53.499 --> 00:03:55.091 Ah... God dang it! Sorry about that. 00:03:55.268 --> 00:03:57.498 Listen, I will dry-clean that. Sorry about that. My bad. 00:03:59.072 --> 00:04:00.767 - You just wait out here. - What? 00:04:00.940 --> 00:04:02.498 One second. 00:04:05.011 --> 00:04:06.000 Here's your mail, sir. 00:04:06.179 --> 00:04:07.908 Oh... hey, you're Harold Jones, right? 00:04:08.081 --> 00:04:09.605 Yeah. 00:04:09.782 --> 00:04:12.376 I loved your piece on the failure of the derivative markets. 00:04:12.552 --> 00:04:13.519 Thanks very much. 00:04:13.686 --> 00:04:15.176 I look forward to seeing you around. 00:04:15.355 --> 00:04:16.686 Thank you... 00:04:16.856 --> 00:04:19.450 from me and all the readers. 00:04:20.793 --> 00:04:23.353 Dan, what are you doing? You can't talk to those guys! 00:04:23.529 --> 00:04:24.553 - Why not? - Because... 00:04:24.731 --> 00:04:27.063 Okay, this is your first day. We are the mailroom guys. 00:04:27.233 --> 00:04:29.793 Mailroom guys are meant to be seen and not heard. 00:04:29.969 --> 00:04:31.869 And ideally, not even seen, okay? 00:04:32.038 --> 00:04:33.801 We're not on their level. We're the little people. 00:04:33.973 --> 00:04:35.873 No, you know what it is? I think you're just scared to talk to them. 00:04:36.042 --> 00:04:39.569 I am not! Dude, listen. I'm just respectful of their workspace. 00:04:39.746 --> 00:04:42.146 I talk to these people all the ti... 00:04:49.188 --> 00:04:50.358 Glad you think so. I'll let you know as soon as 00:04:50.359 --> 00:04:51.554 I've made a decision, Nigel. 00:04:51.724 --> 00:04:54.056 Okey-dokey, thank you. Good day, fellas. 00:04:54.527 --> 00:04:55.789 - Good day. - Good day, mate. 00:04:55.962 --> 00:04:57.691 Gulliver, got any mail for me? 00:04:57.864 --> 00:04:59.798 Yeah... No... Maybe. 00:04:59.966 --> 00:05:00.990 Let me check. 00:05:01.167 --> 00:05:03.397 - Hi, I'm Dan, from the mailroom. - Hey. Darcy. 00:05:03.569 --> 00:05:06.367 And I'll do whatever it takes to not be from the mailroom. 00:05:07.173 --> 00:05:09.607 Dan doesn't need to be bothering her right now. She's busy. 00:05:09.776 --> 00:05:10.640 He isn't bothering me. 00:05:10.810 --> 00:05:12.505 I love to have a reason to procrastinate. 00:05:12.679 --> 00:05:14.078 Yeah, me, too. 00:05:14.247 --> 00:05:17.011 You're not bugging me. There you go. 00:05:17.183 --> 00:05:18.673 Well, I'll see you guys later. 00:05:18.851 --> 00:05:20.284 - Good to see you. - Okay. 00:05:20.486 --> 00:05:22.351 Oh, boy. Let's go. 00:05:24.090 --> 00:05:26.024 So, how long have you had this 00:05:26.025 --> 00:05:27.958 debilitating crush on the travel editor? 00:05:28.161 --> 00:05:30.186 Crush? On Darcy? No way, dude. 00:05:30.363 --> 00:05:31.830 Okay! First of all, you're a terrible liar. 00:05:31.998 --> 00:05:33.898 Second of all, why don't you just ask her out? 00:05:34.067 --> 00:05:36.035 - You don't think I could ask her out? - No. 00:05:36.202 --> 00:05:38.568 I could ask her out whenever, wherever. It's no problem. 00:05:38.738 --> 00:05:41.707 It would take me five seconds. Will you go out with me?"Yes." Done. 00:05:41.874 --> 00:05:43.273 I'm not going out with Darcy Silverman. 00:05:43.274 --> 00:05:44.672 We are boyfriend and girlfriend. 00:05:44.844 --> 00:05:46.607 You know "Gulliver and Darcy?" Yeah, they're like "Cutest couple ever." 00:05:46.779 --> 00:05:49.942 Okay. So, then, do it. 00:05:50.149 --> 00:05:51.776 Next time I see her, I will. 00:05:51.951 --> 00:05:53.680 - Hold on! Hi, again. - Uhm! 00:05:53.886 --> 00:05:55.478 Oh... hey, Darcy. 00:05:55.655 --> 00:05:59.056 I just remembered, I get claustrophobic in elevators. 00:06:06.999 --> 00:06:08.557 - How is your day going? - Really good. 00:06:08.735 --> 00:06:09.963 Just really, really, good. 00:06:10.136 --> 00:06:12.468 - What are you doing this weekend? - So much stuff. 00:06:12.638 --> 00:06:15.368 It's just going to be... you know, a bunch of stuff. 00:06:15.541 --> 00:06:17.634 - Cool. - Yeah, it's cool. 00:06:23.249 --> 00:06:25.183 - Have a good one. - You, too. 00:06:29.389 --> 00:06:31.880 Wait! I forgot something. 00:06:32.058 --> 00:06:33.719 Yeah, me, too. 00:06:46.606 --> 00:06:47.470 So? 00:06:49.041 --> 00:06:50.235 Yeah? 00:06:50.410 --> 00:06:51.604 Yeah! 00:06:51.978 --> 00:06:53.172 You chickened out, didn't you? 00:06:53.980 --> 00:06:57.939 I wasn't... I just... You know... I didn't chicken out. 00:06:58.117 --> 00:06:59.658 You're being respectful of her workspace. 00:06:59.660 --> 00:07:00.549 Exactly. 00:07:00.559 --> 00:07:01.248 Dude. 00:07:01.421 --> 00:07:02.979 Speaking of which, after work... 00:07:03.156 --> 00:07:06.353 do you want to go for a couple of brews and shoot some poos? 00:07:06.526 --> 00:07:07.993 Maybe a little man-date. 00:07:08.161 --> 00:07:11.358 I don't think so. Especially because you called it a man-date. 00:07:11.531 --> 00:07:13.123 I got you. You want a rain check. 00:07:13.299 --> 00:07:16.632 You want to wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the boss. 00:07:17.136 --> 00:07:19.195 You're not my boss anymore. 00:07:19.372 --> 00:07:20.532 What are you talking about? 00:07:21.073 --> 00:07:22.768 I just got promoted. 00:07:23.776 --> 00:07:26.176 That's impossible. You just got here. 00:07:26.345 --> 00:07:29.041 Yeah, they promoted me... 00:07:29.215 --> 00:07:31.149 to head of the mailroom. 00:07:31.317 --> 00:07:32.807 So, I'm your boss now. 00:07:35.588 --> 00:07:40.321 Look, Gulliver, the reason you didn't ask her out and you never will... 00:07:40.526 --> 00:07:43.324 is the same reason that you're not going to leave the mailroom. 00:07:43.496 --> 00:07:46.124 You've been here like 10 years, man. 00:07:49.335 --> 00:07:50.563 You peaked. 00:07:51.070 --> 00:07:54.870 You talk a big game and that can be fun, sometimes. 00:07:55.508 --> 00:07:58.807 And you're pretty funny around the office, but that's all you are. 00:07:58.978 --> 00:08:00.240 It's just talk. 00:08:00.413 --> 00:08:02.040 So you might as well face it... 00:08:02.215 --> 00:08:04.683 you're never really going to get any bigger than this. 00:08:08.421 --> 00:08:12.289 These talks. This is the worst part about being a boss. 00:08:12.925 --> 00:08:15.257 Anyway, be in tomorrow at 7:00. 00:08:15.428 --> 00:08:17.191 We're going to sort of change things up... 00:08:17.363 --> 00:08:20.799 and we're gonna start with getting rid of "Guitar Hero" during work hours. 00:08:31.544 --> 00:08:32.738 Night, Darcy. 00:08:33.546 --> 00:08:35.013 See you. 00:08:50.196 --> 00:08:50.958 Gulliver? 00:08:53.232 --> 00:08:54.256 Hi. 00:08:55.301 --> 00:08:56.427 Hi. 00:08:56.602 --> 00:08:57.626 Can I help you? 00:08:58.204 --> 00:08:59.762 Yeah, I... 00:09:01.374 --> 00:09:03.899 Well, I wanted to see... 00:09:05.177 --> 00:09:06.769 if you wanted to... 00:09:10.616 --> 00:09:12.743 You seem a little nervous. Are you all right? 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:14.443 No, I'm fine. I'm just... 00:09:15.655 --> 00:09:16.747 I got so much going on. 00:09:16.923 --> 00:09:19.428 I wanted to pick this up, and then I was on my way. 00:09:19.438 --> 00:09:21.208 You want to apply for a travel writing assignment? 00:09:21.349 --> 00:09:21.846 Huh? 00:09:24.263 --> 00:09:26.094 Yeah. Exactly. 00:09:26.265 --> 00:09:28.756 I had no idea you wrote or traveled. 00:09:28.935 --> 00:09:31.870 I do. I travel a lot. I go to New Zealand. 00:09:32.038 --> 00:09:35.337 Been to Mexico. Méjico, they call it... 00:09:35.508 --> 00:09:36.839 in the locals. 00:09:37.009 --> 00:09:38.499 Africa, the Congo. 00:09:38.678 --> 00:09:42.170 Which I know is in Africa because I travel and write. 00:09:43.182 --> 00:09:45.343 So this is kind of what I want to do. 00:09:45.518 --> 00:09:47.134 Well! Why don't you bring in a writing sample 00:09:47.135 --> 00:09:48.749 tomorrow morning and I'll see what I can do. 00:09:49.755 --> 00:09:50.779 Perfect. 00:09:51.857 --> 00:09:53.654 - Okay. - Okay. 00:09:54.560 --> 00:09:55.754 Hey, Gulliver. 00:09:56.329 --> 00:09:58.490 Nice job putting yourself out there. 00:09:58.664 --> 00:10:01.394 Yeah. Cool. Okay, bye-bye. 00:10:01.567 --> 00:10:02.829 Bye-bye. 00:10:19.819 --> 00:10:21.548 I should've just manned up and asked her out. 00:10:21.721 --> 00:10:24.155 Now she's expecting a writing sample? What was I thinking? 00:10:24.323 --> 00:10:27.656 ♪ I saw some things In different lands 00:10:34.066 --> 00:10:36.899 Karate chop... I gotta write this thing! 00:10:37.837 --> 00:10:40.305 No, I got nothing. 00:11:11.470 --> 00:11:13.062 I am so impressed, Gulliver. 00:11:13.239 --> 00:11:15.605 I had no idea you were such a good writer. 00:11:15.775 --> 00:11:17.867 Yeah... well. I kind of keep it secret. 00:11:17.877 --> 00:11:20.405 I don't like to brag about my more literarian side. 00:11:20.579 --> 00:11:21.671 These samples are terrific. 00:11:21.847 --> 00:11:24.281 And you exhibit such variety. 00:11:24.450 --> 00:11:27.199 I mean, this one about Oaxaca feels really classic, 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:28.737 like it came straight out of Frommer's... 00:11:28.988 --> 00:11:31.616 whereas the description of Barcelona is all... 00:11:31.791 --> 00:11:33.088 sassy. 00:11:33.259 --> 00:11:34.920 It's like I'm reading Time Out. 00:11:36.395 --> 00:11:37.225 Yeah. 00:11:37.396 --> 00:11:40.263 I think I have the perfect fluff piece to start you off with. 00:11:40.433 --> 00:11:42.066 There's a guy down in Bermuda who claims 00:11:42.067 --> 00:11:43.698 he has the secret to the Bermuda Triangle. 00:11:43.869 --> 00:11:46.702 He's either crazy or he's trying to bilk tourists. But I figure... 00:11:46.872 --> 00:11:48.965 it could be a fun way in... 00:11:49.141 --> 00:11:51.939 to explore Bermuda and the smaller islands around it, you know. 00:11:52.111 --> 00:11:53.772 You do have boat experience, don't you? 00:11:53.946 --> 00:11:57.404 I'm a... boat... man. 00:11:57.583 --> 00:11:58.607 I'm a boatman. 00:11:58.784 --> 00:11:59.978 Okay, good... 00:12:00.753 --> 00:12:03.449 because I have to be honest, it was hard to find someone to do this. 00:12:03.622 --> 00:12:06.557 You have to be at sea for three weeks, completely off the grid. 00:12:06.726 --> 00:12:08.023 That's okay with you, right? 00:12:08.194 --> 00:12:09.027 - Hmm. - Good, because I thought... 00:12:09.028 --> 00:12:12.987 I was going to have to do it and I get like, super seasick. It's crazy. 00:12:14.266 --> 00:12:15.255 - Yeah. - So, what do you say? 00:12:15.601 --> 00:12:18.627 It's not a big story, but it's a start. 00:12:22.441 --> 00:12:24.466 Okay! So, the Bermuda Triangle, huh? 00:12:24.643 --> 00:12:26.076 And everything I need to know is in here? 00:12:26.245 --> 00:12:28.440 It is. Your contact's been arranged... 00:12:28.614 --> 00:12:30.639 and there's a boat waiting for you. 00:12:31.517 --> 00:12:32.485 Yeah. 00:12:51.637 --> 00:12:52.501 That's me! 00:12:53.139 --> 00:12:56.973 Okay, precious cargo! No, no, no... okay! 00:12:57.143 --> 00:12:58.610 That was close. 00:13:00.179 --> 00:13:02.613 All you chickens, get out of the road, man! 00:13:04.416 --> 00:13:05.781 I don't know about this, Hank. 00:13:05.951 --> 00:13:08.283 I mean, are you sure this is safe? 00:13:08.454 --> 00:13:11.423 All this Bermuda Triangle talk is just to sell T-shirts to tourists. 00:13:11.590 --> 00:13:13.286 You know, it makes for good stories... 00:13:13.296 --> 00:13:16.123 if you want to skeet-skeet with the girls on the mainland. 00:13:16.295 --> 00:13:17.785 This is your boat. 00:13:18.297 --> 00:13:19.525 Knotfersail. 00:13:19.698 --> 00:13:21.461 They really went pun-tastic on that boat. 00:13:21.634 --> 00:13:23.295 Yeah! The dock master's really into puns, man. 00:13:23.469 --> 00:13:26.063 He believes it keeps the pirates away. 00:13:26.238 --> 00:13:28.502 Ship Happens. 00:13:28.674 --> 00:13:31.142 This is you, and the dot is your destination. 00:13:31.310 --> 00:13:34.074 You just follow that dot, and you'll find yourself in a triangle. 00:13:34.246 --> 00:13:35.543 - In the Bermuda Triangle? - Yeah. 00:13:35.714 --> 00:13:37.807 And then to come home, you say I turn this knob... 00:13:37.983 --> 00:13:39.416 and I follow the dot back home? 00:13:39.618 --> 00:13:40.516 Yeah. 00:13:40.686 --> 00:13:41.880 - Easy. - Yes! Easy. 00:13:42.054 --> 00:13:43.180 - Done. - Done. 00:13:43.355 --> 00:13:44.845 - Alright! - I've got it. 00:13:47.193 --> 00:13:49.127 I am fine. 00:13:49.295 --> 00:13:51.058 Fine. 00:13:51.664 --> 00:13:56.033 It's not moving. Okay, where's the clutch? 00:14:01.607 --> 00:14:04.474 And as you go out to the ocean water... 00:14:04.643 --> 00:14:07.237 towards the Bermuda Triangle... 00:14:07.413 --> 00:14:11.179 there's reflections everywhere. I should've brought some sunglasses. 00:14:11.350 --> 00:14:13.875 I am as hungry as a horse. 00:14:14.053 --> 00:14:15.884 I could eat 1,000 cheeseburgers. 00:14:16.055 --> 00:14:17.283 Okay. 00:14:17.957 --> 00:14:19.618 Quitting time. 00:14:23.762 --> 00:14:24.751 Yeah. 00:14:27.199 --> 00:14:29.190 How to build your own robot? 00:14:29.368 --> 00:14:30.703 Yeah, that's going to happen. 00:14:54.627 --> 00:14:55.787 Darcy. 00:14:58.330 --> 00:14:59.797 Cheeseburger. 00:15:01.967 --> 00:15:02.729 Darcy. 00:15:05.137 --> 00:15:06.900 Cheeseburger. 00:15:30.529 --> 00:15:31.461 No! 00:15:41.540 --> 00:15:42.666 Safety! Okay. 00:15:43.309 --> 00:15:44.333 Rubber ducky. 00:15:44.510 --> 00:15:45.374 No! 00:15:45.811 --> 00:15:47.142 Floaties! Floatie one. 00:15:47.313 --> 00:15:48.974 Floatie leg, floatie left... 00:15:49.148 --> 00:15:50.172 floatie right, floatie head. 00:15:51.116 --> 00:15:52.276 I am safe! 00:15:52.651 --> 00:15:53.777 There is no... 00:15:59.425 --> 00:16:00.619 9-1-1. 00:16:01.560 --> 00:16:02.652 Oh, no. 00:16:15.741 --> 00:16:17.106 Oh, God, help me! 00:16:35.928 --> 00:16:37.589 Oh, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. 00:16:37.763 --> 00:16:39.856 What's that crawling on me? 00:16:40.032 --> 00:16:43.399 Not fire ants. Please don't be fire ants. 00:16:45.738 --> 00:16:49.105 I am General Edward Edwardian, Commander of Lilliput. 00:16:49.274 --> 00:16:50.605 All hail Lilliput! 00:16:50.776 --> 00:16:52.243 All hail Lilliput! 00:16:52.411 --> 00:16:56.745 You are herewith charged with aiding our sworn enemy, the Blefuscians. 00:16:58.117 --> 00:17:00.114 You are my prisoner, and shall be presented 00:17:00.115 --> 00:17:02.110 to our Royal Highness, King Theodore. 00:17:02.287 --> 00:17:03.754 What say you... 00:17:04.056 --> 00:17:05.182 beast? 00:17:27.746 --> 00:17:29.373 You are not real! Where is my...? 00:17:29.548 --> 00:17:30.537 Where am I? 00:17:30.716 --> 00:17:31.614 This must be a dream. 00:17:32.117 --> 00:17:34.508 I'm gonna close my eyes, and then I'm gonna open them, 00:17:34.518 --> 00:17:35.609 and I'll be home in bed. 00:17:35.788 --> 00:17:38.279 Okay! Okay! 00:17:39.758 --> 00:17:40.884 My spear! 00:17:44.730 --> 00:17:46.493 Bring the beast down! 00:17:46.665 --> 00:17:48.929 All right, boys! Release the hookers. 00:17:49.835 --> 00:17:51.234 Pull, pull! 00:17:52.171 --> 00:17:53.729 Hey! 00:17:53.906 --> 00:17:54.668 Pull! 00:17:54.840 --> 00:17:56.307 Hey, not cool. 00:17:56.475 --> 00:17:58.602 Hey, that's my pants. That's not funny! 00:18:05.250 --> 00:18:06.342 Unlucky. 00:18:18.430 --> 00:18:19.829 Heave! 00:18:22.901 --> 00:18:24.459 Heave! 00:18:24.636 --> 00:18:26.866 It was awful, horrid! Nightmarish! 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:29.701 I was trapped in the valley of violent rumbles. 00:18:29.875 --> 00:18:31.536 I was nauseous! 00:19:09.915 --> 00:19:10.745 Lift! 00:19:13.485 --> 00:19:15.077 Squad, halt! 00:19:16.088 --> 00:19:17.521 This giant is hereby declared... 00:19:17.689 --> 00:19:20.920 the property of His Majesty King Theodore. 00:19:21.093 --> 00:19:23.323 All hail King Theodore! 00:19:23.495 --> 00:19:25.554 All hail King Theodore! 00:19:32.037 --> 00:19:35.570 I wanted a bracelet, not a great big hairy beast. 00:19:39.144 --> 00:19:42.875 Oh, dear! Are those restraints really necessary? 00:19:43.048 --> 00:19:46.108 They are, my innocent, naive little bunny tail. 00:19:46.285 --> 00:19:49.254 To prevent the giant beast from running rampant and killing us all. 00:19:49.421 --> 00:19:50.683 What is this thing? 00:19:50.856 --> 00:19:52.221 A Blefuscian spy. 00:19:52.391 --> 00:19:55.189 I'm not a blue fish man. I don't even know what that is. 00:19:55.360 --> 00:19:57.294 Will someone please just tell me where I am? 00:19:57.462 --> 00:19:59.396 You are in Lilliput. 00:19:59.932 --> 00:20:00.762 Lilli-puh? 00:20:00.933 --> 00:20:05.336 The grandest and greatest land in all the world. All hail Lilliput! 00:20:05.504 --> 00:20:06.801 All hail Lilliput! 00:20:06.972 --> 00:20:09.133 This is insane. This is insane. 00:20:09.308 --> 00:20:12.971 Okay, enough. Come out with the funny cameras. 00:20:31.997 --> 00:20:33.487 Mealtime, beast! 00:20:38.503 --> 00:20:40.767 Hay? I can't eat hay. 00:20:40.939 --> 00:20:43.806 Eat up! You have a busy day ahead of you, beast! 00:20:43.976 --> 00:20:45.102 Enough with the beast! 00:20:45.277 --> 00:20:48.075 I may be a giant, but I have feelings! 00:20:50.582 --> 00:20:52.743 I think you'll find that the hay... 00:20:52.918 --> 00:20:55.978 is a bit more digestible if mixed with some... 00:20:56.154 --> 00:20:57.178 sewer water. 00:20:58.390 --> 00:21:00.523 I'm sorry that my countrymen call you a beast. 00:21:00.524 --> 00:21:02.656 I do not think of you as a beast. 00:21:03.462 --> 00:21:05.089 As a matter of fact, before you arrived... 00:21:06.131 --> 00:21:08.622 I was the tallest man in Lilliput. 00:21:09.101 --> 00:21:10.796 So I know how you feel. 00:21:10.969 --> 00:21:12.732 Thanks, man. 00:21:16.842 --> 00:21:19.538 I can't reach you for a handshake. I'm Gulliver. 00:21:20.445 --> 00:21:21.605 Horatio. 00:21:22.180 --> 00:21:23.841 Oh, man. 00:21:24.016 --> 00:21:25.711 You guys are so tiny. 00:21:25.884 --> 00:21:28.045 Are you the only other prisoner in the whole dungeon? 00:21:28.220 --> 00:21:29.152 Yes. 00:21:29.321 --> 00:21:32.119 I have been placed in this prison by the great and glorious... 00:21:32.291 --> 00:21:33.280 General Edward Edwardian... 00:21:33.458 --> 00:21:36.586 for sending a lascivious look to his betrothed... 00:21:36.762 --> 00:21:37.956 Princess Mary. 00:21:38.130 --> 00:21:38.892 That's it? 00:21:39.064 --> 00:21:41.191 He put you in prison for hitting on his lady? 00:21:42.334 --> 00:21:43.892 Dude, that is harsh. 00:21:44.069 --> 00:21:47.266 No, you must understand. I am of a lowly station. 00:21:47.439 --> 00:21:49.907 To legally court a woman of her stature... 00:21:50.075 --> 00:21:51.940 one must commit a valiant action... 00:21:52.144 --> 00:21:55.341 and this is virtually impossible as a commoner. 00:21:55.514 --> 00:21:58.210 Come on, don't be so hard on yourself. You seem like a cool guy. 00:21:58.383 --> 00:21:59.850 You could do something valiant. 00:22:00.018 --> 00:22:02.384 General Edward has led countless crusades... 00:22:02.554 --> 00:22:04.920 and is known far and wide for his bravery. 00:22:05.090 --> 00:22:07.149 I'm no General Edward. 00:22:07.326 --> 00:22:09.191 Well, no offense... 00:22:09.361 --> 00:22:12.159 this Edward guy seems like kind of a lame ass. 00:22:12.331 --> 00:22:13.593 A lame what? 00:22:15.233 --> 00:22:17.394 It is my impression... 00:22:17.569 --> 00:22:19.161 that "lame ass"... 00:22:19.338 --> 00:22:21.670 is a negative expression from whence you came. 00:22:21.840 --> 00:22:22.738 If this is the case... 00:22:22.908 --> 00:22:25.433 you shall be thrown in the stocks! 00:22:25.610 --> 00:22:28.044 No, no, no! "Lame ass" means... 00:22:28.213 --> 00:22:29.475 great... 00:22:29.648 --> 00:22:31.946 brave and courageous... 00:22:32.117 --> 00:22:33.675 heart-of-a-lion man. 00:22:33.885 --> 00:22:35.113 Is this the honorable truth? 00:22:35.287 --> 00:22:37.847 Yes, this is the honorable truth. 00:22:38.357 --> 00:22:39.756 Then, I am not just... 00:22:39.925 --> 00:22:40.914 a lame ass. 00:22:41.526 --> 00:22:42.356 Oh, no. 00:22:43.095 --> 00:22:44.528 I'm a big lame ass! 00:22:44.696 --> 00:22:45.458 The biggest! 00:22:45.630 --> 00:22:48.565 I, General Edward Edwardian, am the biggest lame ass in all of the land! 00:22:48.734 --> 00:22:49.723 Heart of a lion. 00:22:50.769 --> 00:22:51.793 So, listen... 00:22:51.970 --> 00:22:54.063 now that you know we're cool... 00:22:54.272 --> 00:22:56.763 what do you say you loosen up these shackles a bit? 00:22:58.443 --> 00:22:59.467 No. 00:22:59.644 --> 00:23:02.704 It is time for your life of hard labor to begin. 00:23:03.682 --> 00:23:04.649 Left! 00:23:05.550 --> 00:23:06.539 Forward! 00:23:07.686 --> 00:23:08.675 Left! 00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:10.446 Right! 00:23:10.856 --> 00:23:11.880 Left! 00:23:21.199 --> 00:23:23.360 Their defense system is operational. 00:23:23.535 --> 00:23:25.332 We must move in stealthily. 00:23:31.343 --> 00:23:32.401 Left! 00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:35.812 Did I tell you to stop fanning, peasant? 00:23:35.813 --> 00:23:36.013 Sorry. 00:23:37.749 --> 00:23:38.545 Sorry. 00:23:43.155 --> 00:23:46.852 They will be too busy with the fire to protect their princess. 00:23:54.099 --> 00:23:54.997 A fire! 00:23:55.167 --> 00:23:57.658 A fire is two bells, that was three. It's an attack! 00:23:57.836 --> 00:23:59.303 No, it actually sounded more like... 00:23:59.471 --> 00:24:01.166 two bells, and then, a pause... 00:24:01.339 --> 00:24:02.363 and then a third bell. 00:24:02.541 --> 00:24:04.202 So, it's an attack and a fire? 00:24:04.376 --> 00:24:06.344 - The Blefuscians! - The princess! 00:24:06.511 --> 00:24:08.103 To the castle, beast! 00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:11.205 Left, right, left, right. 00:24:11.383 --> 00:24:12.873 Faster, beast! 00:24:20.358 --> 00:24:22.622 Oh, no. The Blefuscians. 00:24:22.794 --> 00:24:24.489 Do not kidnap me. 00:24:24.663 --> 00:24:25.994 Please do not kidnap me. 00:24:26.164 --> 00:24:27.461 Why is she just standing there? 00:24:27.632 --> 00:24:29.463 Of course, she's gonna get kidnapped if she... 00:24:29.634 --> 00:24:32.102 You speak not of the princess. Down! 00:24:34.439 --> 00:24:37.237 I shall save you, my princess. 00:24:37.409 --> 00:24:39.001 My princess. 00:24:43.048 --> 00:24:44.640 Dude, I can help. 00:24:44.816 --> 00:24:47.842 We do not need your help, beast. You just stay here. 00:24:49.287 --> 00:24:51.517 Nobody save the princess! 00:24:51.690 --> 00:24:55.217 He'll never get to her in time. Please, you must save the princess. 00:24:55.393 --> 00:24:57.987 But you heard that angry little dingleberry. He said I shouldn't. 00:24:58.163 --> 00:24:58.925 I beg of you! 00:25:07.072 --> 00:25:08.801 - It is too late. - You are kidnapped. 00:25:08.974 --> 00:25:10.441 I am kidnapped! 00:25:10.609 --> 00:25:12.600 Not on my watch. 00:25:21.186 --> 00:25:24.087 Hop on, princess. Let's get you out of here. 00:25:27.158 --> 00:25:30.218 Fear not, my darling! I am here to save you. 00:25:31.196 --> 00:25:33.027 Where has she gone? 00:25:33.198 --> 00:25:35.428 Oh, she has been kidnapped. 00:25:38.103 --> 00:25:39.229 There you go, Princess. 00:25:39.404 --> 00:25:41.634 Thank you so much. 00:25:41.806 --> 00:25:43.103 Are you okay? 00:25:43.275 --> 00:25:44.606 Yes. 00:25:45.610 --> 00:25:47.475 Thank God. 00:25:50.482 --> 00:25:51.972 The Blefuscians are retreating. 00:25:52.150 --> 00:25:53.913 - We are to have a victory feast. - Hey! 00:25:54.085 --> 00:25:55.575 How lovely. 00:25:56.121 --> 00:25:57.588 The fire has raged out of control. 00:25:57.756 --> 00:25:59.417 My father is trapped! 00:25:59.658 --> 00:26:02.126 You guys got to invest in a more efficient warning system. 00:26:03.995 --> 00:26:04.825 Your Highness! 00:26:08.767 --> 00:26:10.394 Out of the way. I got to put out a fire. 00:26:10.602 --> 00:26:11.432 Out of the way. 00:26:11.603 --> 00:26:13.070 I'm coming through! 00:26:15.106 --> 00:26:15.970 The beast! 00:26:19.578 --> 00:26:21.808 Yama-schatzi, that's hot! 00:26:21.980 --> 00:26:22.912 Princess, no! 00:26:24.082 --> 00:26:25.106 Princess, you mustn't. 00:26:25.317 --> 00:26:27.478 Father! He's burning! 00:26:27.652 --> 00:26:30.018 You have served me with great honor. 00:26:30.188 --> 00:26:32.590 We need access to a great deal of water. 00:26:32.591 --> 00:26:33.649 Do something! 00:26:33.825 --> 00:26:38.194 ♪ Oh, Lilliput, great kingdom... 00:26:38.496 --> 00:26:39.929 I do not wanna do this. 00:26:40.098 --> 00:26:41.463 You have a plan? 00:26:41.633 --> 00:26:43.362 I have a plan, but you're not gonna like it. 00:26:47.138 --> 00:26:47.968 Don't look. 00:26:57.716 --> 00:26:59.206 Cease, beast! 00:26:59.384 --> 00:27:01.181 - It's working! - Huzzah! 00:27:01.353 --> 00:27:02.980 Yeah, it's working! 00:27:03.388 --> 00:27:04.616 Out of my way! 00:27:04.789 --> 00:27:06.381 How dare you evacuate yourself... 00:27:06.558 --> 00:27:08.685 on our great and glorious king! 00:27:12.831 --> 00:27:14.264 Oh, no. Oh, no. 00:27:14.432 --> 00:27:17.026 Sorry about the smell. I've been drinking sewer water. 00:27:17.202 --> 00:27:19.397 This is grounds for execution! 00:27:19.571 --> 00:27:21.129 I know, that was pretty gross. 00:27:21.306 --> 00:27:22.898 Let me pull up my trousers. 00:27:23.074 --> 00:27:24.041 Father! 00:27:25.076 --> 00:27:26.703 Father! 00:27:27.679 --> 00:27:29.306 You look glorious. 00:27:32.751 --> 00:27:34.912 Thank you, my dear. 00:27:44.329 --> 00:27:46.388 Our savior! 00:27:46.564 --> 00:27:47.531 The beast! 00:27:48.033 --> 00:27:50.558 Beast! Beast! Beast! 00:27:52.303 --> 00:27:54.362 You guys, it was nothing, really. 00:27:54.539 --> 00:27:56.063 I saw a fire... 00:27:56.241 --> 00:27:58.471 I had some water, I released! 00:27:58.643 --> 00:27:59.871 Flood on aisle two. 00:28:00.345 --> 00:28:03.109 Does that translate here? Is that a joke here? 00:28:03.281 --> 00:28:04.805 Flood on aisle two? 00:28:06.484 --> 00:28:07.746 Thanks, you guys. 00:28:14.659 --> 00:28:17.423 The king requests the honor of your company... 00:28:17.595 --> 00:28:20.063 at a banquet this evening. Do you accept? 00:28:20.231 --> 00:28:21.129 Yeah. 00:28:21.299 --> 00:28:22.926 On one condition. 00:28:23.101 --> 00:28:26.468 You free my friend, Horatio, and allow me to bring him as my plus one. 00:28:26.638 --> 00:28:30.972 He is jailed for... unlawful courting. He must... 00:28:31.142 --> 00:28:34.077 - ... return. - That's my condish! 00:28:34.245 --> 00:28:36.270 One moment, if you will. 00:28:39.951 --> 00:28:41.748 Why are you doing this for me? 00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:44.718 Because you're my buddy. I'm not gonna go to this thing without you. 00:28:44.923 --> 00:28:46.948 I'm not gonna know anybody there. You have to come. 00:28:47.125 --> 00:28:48.217 Play it cool. 00:28:50.695 --> 00:28:53.129 The king requests the honor of your... 00:28:53.298 --> 00:28:55.483 and Horatio the Glovier's company at 00:28:55.484 --> 00:28:57.667 a royal banquet this evening. Do you accept? 00:28:58.136 --> 00:28:59.501 Yes, indeed. 00:29:00.472 --> 00:29:02.099 - I can make it. - Oh, God. 00:29:05.844 --> 00:29:06.902 Oh, my God. 00:29:07.078 --> 00:29:08.568 I'm forever indebted to you. 00:29:08.747 --> 00:29:11.341 It's not necessary. Instead, let's just do this. 00:29:12.050 --> 00:29:12.948 What is that? 00:29:13.118 --> 00:29:14.745 You pound it with your fist! 00:29:16.421 --> 00:29:17.683 Come on, don't leave me hanging. 00:29:19.924 --> 00:29:20.788 Yeah! 00:29:20.959 --> 00:29:23.894 Now let's go party! 00:29:33.938 --> 00:29:34.927 Is anyone gonna... 00:29:36.374 --> 00:29:38.399 I'm just gonna go ahead and get this. 00:29:52.357 --> 00:29:53.619 So, since you're not... 00:29:53.792 --> 00:29:55.851 from Blefuscia... 00:29:56.027 --> 00:29:57.961 where are you from... 00:29:58.830 --> 00:30:00.127 beast? 00:30:00.298 --> 00:30:03.324 Once again, totally cool to be just called Gulliver. 00:30:03.501 --> 00:30:07.494 Some people believe you've come from the Island Where We Dare Not Go. 00:30:09.307 --> 00:30:10.740 Is there any truth to this rumor? 00:30:10.909 --> 00:30:13.241 No. Where's the Island Where We Dare Not Go? 00:30:15.780 --> 00:30:17.042 There... 00:30:17.215 --> 00:30:18.045 beyond the fog bank. 00:30:18.216 --> 00:30:20.150 I didn't come through a fog bank. 00:30:20.318 --> 00:30:22.252 I'm from the Island of Manhattan... 00:30:22.420 --> 00:30:23.648 between the islands of... 00:30:23.822 --> 00:30:26.416 Staten and Long. 00:30:26.591 --> 00:30:29.583 This Island of Manhattan, what sort of kingdom is it? 00:30:29.894 --> 00:30:34.160 Well, I'm not from a kingdom. I'm actually from a democracy. 00:30:34.332 --> 00:30:36.892 You see, we elect a president every four years. 00:30:37.068 --> 00:30:38.410 You are so honorable... 00:30:38.411 --> 00:30:40.033 and courageous. 00:30:40.405 --> 00:30:42.339 Were you the president? 00:30:42.507 --> 00:30:45.101 But of course, he was, Mother. Look at him. 00:30:45.276 --> 00:30:47.267 He is the most powerful gentleman in all the land. 00:30:47.445 --> 00:30:49.037 I'm so sorry if Mother embarrassed you. 00:30:49.380 --> 00:30:53.714 No, no... it's a common mistake to not think I was president. 00:30:53.885 --> 00:30:55.216 Were you a victorious president? 00:30:55.386 --> 00:30:57.581 Yeah. I was pretty victorious. 00:30:57.755 --> 00:30:59.017 Noble, as well? 00:30:59.190 --> 00:31:01.852 Yeah, I was super noble. 00:31:02.652 --> 00:31:06.851 I was actually known as "President the Awesome." 00:31:07.688 --> 00:31:09.377 "President the Awesome." 00:31:11.169 --> 00:31:12.397 Pretty unlikely title. 00:31:13.605 --> 00:31:17.063 When do you return home, noble and awesome Gulliver? 00:31:17.242 --> 00:31:19.972 Pretty soon, I suppose. Yes? 00:31:20.144 --> 00:31:22.612 I should imagine they're falling apart without you... 00:31:22.780 --> 00:31:24.748 their greatest hero. 00:31:25.984 --> 00:31:29.476 Without my boat, looks like I'm stuck here. 00:31:29.654 --> 00:31:31.884 Don't worry. My army will find your boat. 00:31:32.056 --> 00:31:33.990 In the meantime, I'm sure we could find you suitable accommodations. 00:31:34.158 --> 00:31:35.318 What you mean, like some hay to sleep on? 00:31:35.493 --> 00:31:37.324 - Anything. - Anything? 00:31:37.495 --> 00:31:40.259 We are the finest builders in all the land. We could build you anything. 00:31:40.431 --> 00:31:43.958 Seriously, we are ridiculously good builders. 00:31:44.135 --> 00:31:46.296 And we are your servants, awesome Gulliver. 00:31:46.471 --> 00:31:48.803 I don't wanna take advantage, but... 00:32:00.084 --> 00:32:02.951 It's day seven of my stay here in Lilliput. 00:32:03.121 --> 00:32:06.522 At first, me and the little guys got off on the wrong foot... 00:32:06.691 --> 00:32:09.216 but turns out they're a pretty solid group of dudes. 00:32:09.394 --> 00:32:12.022 They're building me a temporary place to live. 00:32:12.196 --> 00:32:16.064 They threw me an awesome party just for releasing myself... 00:32:16.234 --> 00:32:19.294 and the king sent out a search party to find my boat. 00:32:19.470 --> 00:32:21.370 In the meantime... 00:32:21.539 --> 00:32:23.507 I'm roughing it. 00:32:29.847 --> 00:32:32.907 That is a good cup of joe. 00:32:33.084 --> 00:32:34.051 Good morning! 00:32:34.218 --> 00:32:35.185 Morning, Gulliver. 00:32:35.353 --> 00:32:36.718 - Morning! - Morning! 00:32:37.288 --> 00:32:38.778 Top of the morning to you, fellas. 00:32:52.570 --> 00:32:53.537 Gulliver... 00:32:53.705 --> 00:32:55.866 your media room is ready. 00:32:57.375 --> 00:33:00.173 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. 00:33:00.345 --> 00:33:02.711 He told me enough. He told me... 00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:03.869 you killed him! 00:33:04.048 --> 00:33:05.515 No, Gulliver. 00:33:05.683 --> 00:33:07.150 I am your father. 00:33:08.219 --> 00:33:09.015 No way. 00:33:09.687 --> 00:33:11.570 This is an impossibility! 00:33:11.571 --> 00:33:13.482 Yet somehow, it seems completely inevitable. 00:33:13.658 --> 00:33:16.058 Gulliver, you truly have lived a thousand lives. 00:33:17.362 --> 00:33:20.695 King Theodore, it is time to perform our bi-weekly military exercises. 00:33:20.865 --> 00:33:24.372 Just one moment. We're watching the stories... 00:33:24.382 --> 00:33:25.774 of Gulliver's life. 00:33:25.813 --> 00:33:28.570 Sir, we have not missed a military exercise in over three hundred years. 00:33:28.670 --> 00:33:29.403 Dude! 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.273 Oh... get out of the way. We cannot see the screen! 00:33:32.443 --> 00:33:34.673 Move! Move! 00:33:35.947 --> 00:33:37.744 The Titanic is sinking! 00:33:37.915 --> 00:33:39.712 But it was meant to be unsinkable. 00:33:42.553 --> 00:33:43.781 I love you, Gulliver. 00:33:43.955 --> 00:33:45.547 No, don't do that. 00:33:45.723 --> 00:33:48.055 You're gonna make lots of babies and die in a warm bed... 00:33:48.226 --> 00:33:49.352 in old age. 00:33:53.464 --> 00:33:54.863 I'm cold. 00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:57.095 And also... 00:33:58.236 --> 00:33:59.794 I'm king of the world! 00:34:01.406 --> 00:34:02.464 Oh, Gulliver. 00:34:06.778 --> 00:34:07.745 Bravo! 00:34:08.312 --> 00:34:09.301 Encore! 00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:10.469 Wait! 00:34:11.783 --> 00:34:13.307 I'm sorry. 00:34:13.484 --> 00:34:16.317 You mean to say that you actually died in this shipwreck? 00:34:16.487 --> 00:34:17.014 Yeah, I died. 00:34:17.015 --> 00:34:18.641 That's what you're telling us. That you actually died. 00:34:18.651 --> 00:34:20.047 But I was resuscitated. 00:34:20.224 --> 00:34:21.384 It's preposterous. 00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:22.958 No, but then I survived. 00:34:23.161 --> 00:34:24.719 That... It's ridiculous. 00:34:24.896 --> 00:34:26.761 - Well, you have to see the seq... - But you're okay now! 00:34:26.931 --> 00:34:28.125 It's silly. 00:34:28.299 --> 00:34:30.893 Just silly, silly stories. 00:34:33.504 --> 00:34:35.028 So, let me get this straight. 00:34:35.206 --> 00:34:37.606 After you were brought back to life as an avatar... 00:34:37.809 --> 00:34:40.714 that's when you met your princess, Darcy Silverman of Manhattan? 00:34:40.724 --> 00:34:43.106 Yeah. Can't wait to get back to her. 00:34:43.614 --> 00:34:46.447 I noticed you had a little eye contact with the princess. 00:34:46.617 --> 00:34:48.380 - How is it going? - Good, yeah! 00:34:48.553 --> 00:34:50.748 I think if things go well, within two to four years... 00:34:50.922 --> 00:34:52.389 she may deign to speak to me. 00:34:53.658 --> 00:34:55.250 Whoa! Hold your horses. 00:34:55.460 --> 00:34:56.613 Thank God. Thank you. 00:34:56.614 --> 00:34:59.791 Now, you can't woo a lady by hoping she'll deign... 00:34:59.964 --> 00:35:00.931 to speak to you. 00:35:01.099 --> 00:35:04.364 To land a princess, you got to employ some grade-A court-age. 00:35:05.002 --> 00:35:06.026 Could you teach me? 00:35:08.005 --> 00:35:09.700 This court-age that you speak. 00:35:13.244 --> 00:35:15.405 Yeah, I could teach you some of my moves. 00:35:15.580 --> 00:35:17.277 - Yes! - Thank you. 00:35:17.448 --> 00:35:19.177 If you beat me back home. 00:35:19.350 --> 00:35:21.682 - Okay! I need a head start. - On you mark, get set, go! 00:35:21.853 --> 00:35:23.411 I'm not ready to race you! 00:35:34.265 --> 00:35:36.927 Princess! Oh, Princess! 00:35:37.101 --> 00:35:39.069 Wherefore art thou, Princess? 00:35:40.438 --> 00:35:42.372 Hello! Who calls? 00:35:42.540 --> 00:35:43.734 It is I, Horatio. 00:35:43.908 --> 00:35:45.637 Why are you so far away? 00:35:45.810 --> 00:35:48.608 I don't want to invoke the ire of thy father. 00:35:48.779 --> 00:35:49.905 But I must be honest... 00:35:50.081 --> 00:35:51.105 And tell ye... 00:35:51.282 --> 00:35:53.011 And tell ye... 00:35:53.684 --> 00:35:55.675 Tell me what, Horatio? 00:35:57.688 --> 00:36:00.919 You don't have to be rich to be my girl. 00:36:02.426 --> 00:36:03.188 Say it! 00:36:04.262 --> 00:36:07.390 You don't have to be rich to be my girl. 00:36:07.565 --> 00:36:09.726 You don't have to be cool to rule my world. 00:36:09.901 --> 00:36:13.200 You don't have to be cool to rule my world. 00:36:13.371 --> 00:36:15.999 Horatio, these passionate words could get us into trouble. 00:36:16.174 --> 00:36:18.699 There's no particular sign I'm more compatible with. 00:36:18.876 --> 00:36:22.676 There's no particular sign that I'm more compatible with. 00:36:22.847 --> 00:36:25.247 I just want your extra time and your... 00:36:28.419 --> 00:36:29.215 ...kiss. 00:36:32.323 --> 00:36:33.255 Kiss. 00:36:33.424 --> 00:36:36.222 What beauty emanates from your lips! 00:36:36.394 --> 00:36:38.021 Think I'm gonna dance now. 00:36:41.032 --> 00:36:42.795 I think I'd better dance now. 00:36:42.967 --> 00:36:45.458 Think I'm gonna dance now! 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:50.964 Put more mustard on it, baby. 00:36:51.142 --> 00:36:53.906 Feel it. Move your hips. 00:36:57.215 --> 00:36:59.274 I don't think it's working. 00:36:59.450 --> 00:37:02.044 You're not dancing good. Shake it! 00:37:04.322 --> 00:37:07.758 I've never been wooed with such unique passion. 00:37:09.126 --> 00:37:10.320 It's working! 00:37:12.296 --> 00:37:13.957 Did I tell you? 00:37:14.131 --> 00:37:15.792 Yes! 00:37:16.434 --> 00:37:18.959 I hear someone coming! Till the morrow. 00:37:21.539 --> 00:37:24.007 It worked! I did it! 00:37:25.910 --> 00:37:26.842 Let's go. 00:37:27.278 --> 00:37:28.176 Yes! 00:37:29.013 --> 00:37:31.743 To whom were you speaking, my darling? 00:37:34.151 --> 00:37:34.947 No one. 00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:37.849 Me. I was... I was speaking to me. 00:37:38.022 --> 00:37:38.852 Myself. 00:37:39.023 --> 00:37:40.923 What are you doing in my chambers? 00:37:41.092 --> 00:37:42.753 I have come to court you... 00:37:42.927 --> 00:37:44.326 as I always do... 00:37:44.495 --> 00:37:45.462 at this time of day. 00:37:46.297 --> 00:37:50.631 Or have you already forgotten who is your one true eternal love? 00:37:50.801 --> 00:37:53.668 No, no. Of course, I remember. 00:37:55.172 --> 00:37:56.080 Remember what? 00:37:56.090 --> 00:38:00.071 Ooh, that you are my one true... 00:38:00.311 --> 00:38:01.676 ...eternal love. 00:38:01.846 --> 00:38:03.336 It's just that I was talking... 00:38:03.514 --> 00:38:05.175 with the giant and lost track of time. 00:38:05.349 --> 00:38:06.816 I trust not this beast. 00:38:07.485 --> 00:38:09.385 Seems trustworthy to me. 00:38:09.553 --> 00:38:11.748 - He's very nice. - You've done sewing. 00:38:11.922 --> 00:38:13.048 Sewing. Yes. 00:38:13.224 --> 00:38:14.384 An embroidery. 00:38:14.558 --> 00:38:17.227 It's my grandmother's doily and I'm trying to present... 00:38:17.228 --> 00:38:19.526 I captured a hawk today. 00:38:19.697 --> 00:38:21.028 Did you? 00:38:21.232 --> 00:38:25.430 He lay in a field. I came behind him and captured him with my bare hand. 00:38:28.205 --> 00:38:30.196 This is impressive, also. 00:38:34.845 --> 00:38:36.073 Fun. 00:38:36.247 --> 00:38:38.010 Fun courtship... 00:38:38.182 --> 00:38:40.082 you and I have. 00:38:40.251 --> 00:38:41.843 It is over now. 00:38:42.019 --> 00:38:43.816 Must go. 00:38:44.021 --> 00:38:47.684 Those villagers shan't pillage themselves. 00:39:00.037 --> 00:39:02.733 We must alert General Edward of this at once. 00:39:03.541 --> 00:39:05.509 We've found it. 00:39:07.078 --> 00:39:09.376 I hear you, ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong. 00:39:09.547 --> 00:39:12.175 Okay, I'm coming alr... Hey, how's it going? 00:39:12.350 --> 00:39:14.443 Hello, beast! 00:39:14.618 --> 00:39:16.677 I come bearing the most terrific news! 00:39:16.854 --> 00:39:17.946 Yeah? Really? 00:39:18.122 --> 00:39:20.420 We have discovered your ship. 00:39:20.591 --> 00:39:22.786 The Knotfersail. 00:39:23.527 --> 00:39:25.188 Clever name. 00:39:25.396 --> 00:39:26.954 You did it! 00:39:27.131 --> 00:39:30.794 You found my boat. I'm actually going home. 00:39:31.001 --> 00:39:33.561 Hey, you guys can fix this thing, right? 00:39:33.738 --> 00:39:36.400 Of course, you can. You're incredibly awesome builders. 00:39:36.607 --> 00:39:38.268 Yes! 00:39:40.411 --> 00:39:44.245 Darcy is about to read the best article ever. 00:39:44.448 --> 00:39:46.143 I'm talking Pulitzer. 00:39:47.151 --> 00:39:50.052 "Slide to unlock." 00:39:51.956 --> 00:39:53.218 What are you guys doing? 00:39:54.959 --> 00:39:56.893 Is that my phone? Man, it takes a lickin'. 00:39:57.328 --> 00:39:59.319 No signal, but I got 12 messages. 00:39:59.497 --> 00:40:01.761 Mr. Popularity. 00:40:01.932 --> 00:40:04.332 Hey, Gulliver. It's me. It's Darcy. 00:40:04.535 --> 00:40:07.760 You know, I just realized why I felt like your writing came straight... 00:40:07.761 --> 00:40:09.998 out of Frommer's. Because it does! 00:40:10.236 --> 00:40:11.548 - Call me as soon as you get this. - Oh no. 00:40:12.643 --> 00:40:14.110 Sergeant Peacock, what's it doing? 00:40:14.278 --> 00:40:16.143 He's checking his voicemail, General Edward. 00:40:16.313 --> 00:40:17.109 Oh good. 00:40:17.281 --> 00:40:18.441 What's voicemail? 00:40:18.616 --> 00:40:22.313 Hey, Lemuel! It's Darcy. I've totally forgiven you. 00:40:22.486 --> 00:40:23.817 Oh wait! No, I haven't... 00:40:23.988 --> 00:40:26.786 because now I have to get seasick on a boat to cover your butt! 00:40:26.957 --> 00:40:27.946 Thanks for this. 00:40:28.125 --> 00:40:30.423 And if you can't tell, that "thanks" was sarcastic. 00:40:31.929 --> 00:40:33.453 Darcy, again. 00:40:33.631 --> 00:40:37.089 I can't believe you lied to me. I trusted you. 00:40:37.268 --> 00:40:40.101 Wherever you're hiding, stay there. 00:40:40.271 --> 00:40:43.297 I never want to hear from you again. 00:40:45.843 --> 00:40:46.935 Mr. Beast... 00:40:47.111 --> 00:40:49.102 I've instructed our builders... 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:53.842 to work day and night to ensure you are seaworthy by week's end. 00:40:54.018 --> 00:40:56.168 Isn't that just the most fantastical 00:40:56.169 --> 00:40:58.318 news you've ever received in your life? 00:40:58.489 --> 00:40:59.513 Great. 00:40:59.690 --> 00:41:02.318 I can't tell you how happy I am... 00:41:02.993 --> 00:41:04.460 for you. 00:41:13.737 --> 00:41:16.205 Why do you look so forlorn, noble protector? 00:41:16.874 --> 00:41:19.069 Me? Forlorn? No way. 00:41:19.243 --> 00:41:21.302 You do look quite forlorn. 00:41:21.946 --> 00:41:25.040 Just for the record, what's "forlorn" mean, again? Is it like "sad"? 00:41:25.216 --> 00:41:27.650 Basically, it's just a bit more dramatic-sounding. 00:41:27.818 --> 00:41:30.981 Yeah, well, in that case, I guess I am a little forlorn. 00:41:31.155 --> 00:41:32.144 Oh, Gulliver... 00:41:32.323 --> 00:41:34.348 you miss your princess. 00:41:37.761 --> 00:41:40.161 The truth is, we're not super close. 00:41:40.331 --> 00:41:41.730 Oh, Gulliver. 00:41:42.333 --> 00:41:44.665 She's kind of mad at me right now. 00:41:45.436 --> 00:41:47.097 I am forlorn as well. 00:41:48.772 --> 00:41:51.036 I don't know what to do. 00:41:51.842 --> 00:41:53.776 I think I'm in love with Horatio. 00:41:53.944 --> 00:41:57.209 But that's great! Don't be forlorn about that. 00:41:57.381 --> 00:41:58.661 Most people spend their whole lives 00:41:58.662 --> 00:41:59.941 looking for that and they don't find it. 00:42:00.117 --> 00:42:02.108 Go for it! Follow your heart. 00:42:02.286 --> 00:42:04.413 But my heart is promised to General Edward. 00:42:04.588 --> 00:42:07.853 And I cannot break that vow. He will lose honor and respect. 00:42:08.025 --> 00:42:09.788 And he will die of heartbreak. 00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:12.793 Okay. Look, he's just being melodramatic. 00:42:13.264 --> 00:42:14.925 - Is he? - Yeah. 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:18.230 Gulliver, I will miss you so much. 00:42:18.402 --> 00:42:20.427 I'm gonna miss you, too. 00:42:22.072 --> 00:42:23.767 Maybe I should stay. 00:42:23.941 --> 00:42:25.533 Don't you miss your subjects? 00:42:25.709 --> 00:42:27.040 And the White House? 00:42:27.211 --> 00:42:28.473 And the Millennium Falcon? 00:42:29.113 --> 00:42:30.774 Yeah. 00:42:30.981 --> 00:42:34.075 But Vice President Yoda can run things without me for a while. 00:42:35.553 --> 00:42:38.420 Do you think the king would mind if I stuck around for a bit? 00:42:38.589 --> 00:42:41.387 Well, of course not, Gulliver. 00:42:41.592 --> 00:42:44.117 You've made everyone here so happy. 00:42:44.295 --> 00:42:46.611 I can't imagine anyone in Lilliput not wanting you 00:42:46.621 --> 00:42:48.432 to stay as long as possible. 00:42:48.799 --> 00:42:51.632 Noble and valiant King Theodore. 00:42:51.802 --> 00:42:55.397 I trust-eth not this beast, Gulliver who lives-t in our midst-ith-ith. 00:42:55.573 --> 00:42:59.065 He can now leave, but he chooses to stay. And furthermore... 00:42:59.743 --> 00:43:02.109 I do not believe it who he say-eth he is-eth. 00:43:02.279 --> 00:43:04.611 I most-eth humbly disagree-eth. 00:43:04.782 --> 00:43:07.945 And why-eth must we always go on with these "eths"? 00:43:08.586 --> 00:43:10.577 Because we speak officially-eth. 00:43:10.754 --> 00:43:13.848 Forget it. From now on, even when speaking officially... 00:43:14.024 --> 00:43:15.286 we must get rid of these "eths." 00:43:15.459 --> 00:43:16.448 Official speaking is... 00:43:16.627 --> 00:43:18.618 an illustrious Lilliputian tradition! - Whoa! 00:43:18.829 --> 00:43:22.595 Inside castle voice. Please. 00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:24.592 Forgive me-eth. 00:43:27.104 --> 00:43:28.867 Forgive me. 00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:31.670 You know, I think this job is beginning to stress you out. 00:43:32.776 --> 00:43:34.437 Maybe a little time off would be the thing. 00:43:36.714 --> 00:43:38.682 Who else could run your army? 00:43:39.049 --> 00:43:42.018 Our new general, Gulliver! 00:43:42.186 --> 00:43:43.847 I won't let you down, King. 00:43:45.189 --> 00:43:48.556 And I look forward to working with you, Vice General Edward. 00:43:52.963 --> 00:43:55.227 "Vice General." Vice! 00:43:55.399 --> 00:43:57.560 I've never been a Vice of anything. 00:43:57.735 --> 00:44:01.034 I can't be expected to take orders from that gargantuan fool. 00:44:01.205 --> 00:44:02.900 I would rather take orders from a woman. 00:44:03.107 --> 00:44:06.201 - You are relieved. - Thank you, Vice General Edward. 00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:13.215 All right, Gulliver, protect against this. 00:44:22.893 --> 00:44:24.554 They have turned off their defense system. 00:44:24.728 --> 00:44:27.424 Alert the king, and prepare the armada. 00:44:40.911 --> 00:44:44.972 Oh, no. Our defense system has failed. 00:44:45.182 --> 00:44:47.707 We shall never reach our ships on time. 00:44:47.885 --> 00:44:50.854 Careful now. Mind yourselves. 00:44:51.021 --> 00:44:52.784 Oh, what a mess. 00:44:53.557 --> 00:44:54.854 They are defenseless. 00:44:55.025 --> 00:44:57.118 Cease fire and ready the troops! 00:44:57.695 --> 00:44:58.525 Gulliver! 00:44:58.929 --> 00:45:00.521 The Blefuscians attack! 00:45:02.833 --> 00:45:04.232 - Are you sure? - Yes! 00:45:04.401 --> 00:45:06.892 Please, we need you. You're our general. 00:45:14.745 --> 00:45:15.939 Good Lord! 00:45:16.447 --> 00:45:18.642 It's the entire Blefuscian armada! 00:45:18.816 --> 00:45:20.113 I know. 00:45:28.058 --> 00:45:31.118 Finally! Our general has arrived. 00:45:31.862 --> 00:45:33.489 What's going on? I heard the bells. 00:45:33.664 --> 00:45:35.598 As our mighty general... 00:45:35.766 --> 00:45:37.996 you must lead the army to save Lilliput... 00:45:38.168 --> 00:45:40.966 and vanquish the entire Blefuscian armada. 00:45:43.941 --> 00:45:44.805 You want me to... 00:45:45.576 --> 00:45:46.668 vanquish all of them? 00:45:46.844 --> 00:45:47.674 Yes, please. 00:45:47.845 --> 00:45:49.073 Every last one of them. 00:45:50.848 --> 00:45:51.780 Yeah, fine. 00:45:51.949 --> 00:45:53.416 Thank you, fair Gulliver. 00:45:54.017 --> 00:45:56.178 Okay, here we go. 00:45:58.088 --> 00:45:59.953 Time to vanquish. 00:46:05.796 --> 00:46:07.627 It's cold! 00:46:13.771 --> 00:46:15.466 No problem. 00:46:15.706 --> 00:46:17.333 You're going down! 00:46:31.321 --> 00:46:33.016 Why have we stopped? 00:46:33.223 --> 00:46:34.713 It's him. 00:46:44.535 --> 00:46:45.524 Hey, dudes. 00:46:46.670 --> 00:46:47.796 I'm Gulliver. 00:46:47.971 --> 00:46:49.871 I come in peace. Listen... 00:46:50.040 --> 00:46:52.634 they want me to vanquish you, but I don't want to vanquish anybody.. 00:46:52.810 --> 00:46:54.334 and you don't want to be vanquished. 00:46:54.511 --> 00:46:57.537 Let's just pretend, okay? I'll go crazy. 00:46:57.714 --> 00:47:00.410 You act all scared and just follow my lead, all right? 00:47:00.851 --> 00:47:01.681 Sell it! 00:47:03.320 --> 00:47:05.288 Okay. Here we go. 00:47:07.658 --> 00:47:09.558 Unfurl the sails! 00:47:09.726 --> 00:47:11.591 Hard to starboard! 00:47:11.762 --> 00:47:13.229 Battle stations. 00:47:13.397 --> 00:47:15.331 Prepare positions. 00:47:15.532 --> 00:47:17.432 Move! Move! 00:47:17.601 --> 00:47:19.330 This truly is a battle for the ages. 00:47:19.503 --> 00:47:20.697 It truly is. 00:47:24.842 --> 00:47:28.972 Okay, so now, I'll just tell them you were too swift or whatever and... 00:47:29.146 --> 00:47:30.340 How come you all turned around? 00:47:30.514 --> 00:47:31.503 Fire! 00:47:35.219 --> 00:47:38.518 Oh, no. That looks painful. 00:47:52.870 --> 00:47:53.894 Move! 00:47:58.742 --> 00:47:59.936 I'm invincible. 00:48:01.745 --> 00:48:02.541 Yes! 00:48:02.713 --> 00:48:04.271 Go on, Gulliver! 00:48:27.170 --> 00:48:29.968 Well done, sir! Well done! Excellent! 00:48:30.607 --> 00:48:33.405 Gulliver! Gulliver! 00:48:33.577 --> 00:48:36.102 Well done, you big, fat beast. 00:48:43.487 --> 00:48:45.182 Pound it. 00:48:45.455 --> 00:48:46.922 - Respect. - Well done, Gulliver! 00:48:47.090 --> 00:48:48.148 Awesome! 00:48:57.334 --> 00:48:59.461 - Pass! - That's a foul! That's disgraceful! 00:49:03.640 --> 00:49:04.937 Goal! 00:49:05.342 --> 00:49:07.776 The beast is victorious. 00:49:07.945 --> 00:49:10.277 Goal! 00:49:11.181 --> 00:49:12.773 All right! 00:49:12.983 --> 00:49:14.007 Yeah! 00:49:14.217 --> 00:49:18.517 Guys, this is what I'm talking about. 00:49:18.689 --> 00:49:21.852 Look at that. With the billboards and the lights... 00:49:22.025 --> 00:49:24.459 it's home sweet home. What can I say? 00:49:24.628 --> 00:49:27.859 Hey, could you guys send over a panzer division to my left shoulder, please? 00:49:28.398 --> 00:49:30.798 Yeah, north, two klicks. 00:49:30.968 --> 00:49:32.060 One klick. 00:49:32.235 --> 00:49:35.398 Oh, yeah, that's the spot. 00:49:37.240 --> 00:49:40.573 Okay, just a little off the top. Don't go crazy. 00:49:40.744 --> 00:49:44.510 And don't shave off my sideburns. I need those mutton chops. 00:49:58.662 --> 00:50:01.722 ♪ I wanna rock and roll 00:50:01.898 --> 00:50:03.195 ♪ All night 00:50:03.967 --> 00:50:05.594 ♪ And party every day 00:50:05.769 --> 00:50:09.398 ♪ I wanna rock and roll all night 00:50:10.540 --> 00:50:12.007 ♪ And party every day 00:50:12.175 --> 00:50:13.437 ♪ I wanna 00:50:13.610 --> 00:50:16.238 ♪ Rock and roll all night 00:50:16.413 --> 00:50:19.314 ♪ And you are my bitch 00:50:19.483 --> 00:50:20.848 And I double-defeated you 00:50:21.018 --> 00:50:23.179 because I was playing and singing. 00:50:24.287 --> 00:50:26.414 You did good, though. Let's try it again from the top. 00:50:28.258 --> 00:50:30.353 - One sec, please. Pause game. - Pause game. 00:50:31.428 --> 00:50:33.623 I was just thinking. You're general of Lilliput now. 00:50:33.797 --> 00:50:37.096 Shouldn't you be training the army? What if Blefuscia should attack again? 00:50:37.267 --> 00:50:39.360 Come on, man! No one's gonna attack. 00:50:39.536 --> 00:50:41.868 Not while I'm around. I'm a one-man wrecking crew. 00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:44.439 If you want to worry about something, you should be worrying about how... 00:50:44.608 --> 00:50:46.701 you haven't made a move on the princess yet. 00:50:46.877 --> 00:50:49.311 You're in danger of falling into friendship lagoon. 00:50:49.349 --> 00:50:50.204 What? 00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:53.078 Yeah, friendship lagoon. It blows. 00:50:53.250 --> 00:50:54.615 You're gonna be like, "Oh yeah! We're friends, 00:50:54.616 --> 00:50:55.980 it's great. I'm cool with that." 00:50:56.153 --> 00:50:57.415 And you won't be cool with that! 00:50:57.587 --> 00:50:59.578 And it kills you inside. 00:50:59.756 --> 00:51:02.122 No. No, never! 00:51:02.325 --> 00:51:03.622 Yeah, man! 00:51:03.794 --> 00:51:05.557 You got to man up and be direct. 00:51:05.729 --> 00:51:07.629 Next time you see her, just tell her what's up. 00:51:07.798 --> 00:51:09.663 Hey, what's up, sexy? 00:51:09.833 --> 00:51:13.564 I hope it's not too forward, but I find you incredibly sexy. 00:51:13.737 --> 00:51:15.500 Never told you before but I'm really into you... 00:51:15.672 --> 00:51:18.334 but I'm also into a lot of things, so don't get too excited. 00:51:18.542 --> 00:51:22.239 Got a lot of things going on. I'd like you to be one of them. 00:51:22.412 --> 00:51:24.175 You see the way I mixed it up? 00:51:24.347 --> 00:51:26.838 "I want you, but not that much." You try it. 00:51:27.017 --> 00:51:28.109 Okay... 00:51:28.285 --> 00:51:29.149 should I use the face? 00:51:29.319 --> 00:51:31.844 Dude, you know. If the face comes to you, but make it natural. 00:51:32.022 --> 00:51:33.295 - Yeah. - Don't make it a forced face. 00:51:33.305 --> 00:51:35.116 I just have... you know, one of those faces. 00:51:35.292 --> 00:51:36.987 It just sort of happens naturally. 00:51:38.195 --> 00:51:40.026 My hands are sweating. 00:51:40.197 --> 00:51:41.027 Go. 00:51:41.665 --> 00:51:42.654 Okay. 00:51:44.134 --> 00:51:45.601 Well, hello... 00:51:45.769 --> 00:51:49.432 fine maiden with the wide, childbearing hips. 00:51:50.540 --> 00:51:52.872 Yikes... yeah. You don't want to talk about wide childbearing hips just... 00:51:54.023 --> 00:51:56.710 You know, it's a good instinct. You're getting there. 00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:58.973 But try it again. But this time, more smooth and sexy. 00:51:59.149 --> 00:52:01.278 - No big hips? - No big hips. 00:52:01.451 --> 00:52:03.248 I think I got it. 00:52:06.389 --> 00:52:09.415 Well, hello there, slim. 00:52:10.260 --> 00:52:13.161 I ought to call you "potamus"... 00:52:14.064 --> 00:52:16.032 because you've got no hip. 00:52:22.539 --> 00:52:24.063 Do we have to be here for this? 00:52:24.841 --> 00:52:26.741 Take five, save game. 00:52:26.910 --> 00:52:29.140 Forget about the hips. Here's what you got to do. 00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:31.574 You have to make sure... 00:52:36.553 --> 00:52:38.350 What are you doing in my chambers? 00:52:38.855 --> 00:52:42.655 I have come to court you, as I always do at this time of the day. 00:52:42.826 --> 00:52:44.589 This is not the time of day for courting. 00:52:44.761 --> 00:52:46.786 You cannot just barge in. 00:52:46.997 --> 00:52:48.862 I can court you when I wish to court you. 00:52:49.032 --> 00:52:52.058 I am not in the mood to be courted. I have a headache. 00:52:54.371 --> 00:52:55.998 It is your womanly duty. 00:52:56.173 --> 00:52:59.074 Section 4.2 of the official courting doctrine... 00:52:59.242 --> 00:53:00.209 Edward! 00:53:01.411 --> 00:53:04.209 I am unsure about things between us. 00:53:05.849 --> 00:53:09.376 It be not you, it be me, but I'm very unsure. 00:53:09.553 --> 00:53:11.544 That make-th no sense. 00:53:11.721 --> 00:53:15.020 We are to be married. You are to be my bride. 00:53:15.192 --> 00:53:17.786 We are not in love. We are not in love. 00:53:18.461 --> 00:53:20.793 What do you love about me? Name one thing. 00:53:24.067 --> 00:53:25.466 Inappropriate, Edward. 00:53:31.241 --> 00:53:32.367 - Reach for it. - One second. 00:53:32.542 --> 00:53:33.873 Okay, take your time. 00:53:36.746 --> 00:53:37.974 I find you... 00:53:39.416 --> 00:53:40.747 absolutely... 00:53:41.685 --> 00:53:42.879 satisfactory. 00:53:43.053 --> 00:53:43.781 No. 00:53:43.954 --> 00:53:44.978 Edawrd, that is not enough... 00:53:45.155 --> 00:53:48.318 to say that someone is average or adequate or moderate. 00:53:48.491 --> 00:53:50.721 I want to be loved for who I am. 00:53:50.894 --> 00:53:52.122 There's an awful lot... 00:53:52.295 --> 00:53:53.489 going on up here. 00:53:53.663 --> 00:53:55.153 - Is there? - Now you're being cruel... 00:53:55.332 --> 00:53:57.323 and, frankly, melodramatic. 00:53:57.500 --> 00:53:59.263 And acting like a complete baby! 00:53:59.436 --> 00:54:01.063 You are acting like a little princess. 00:54:01.238 --> 00:54:02.170 I am a princess! 00:54:02.339 --> 00:54:03.772 But maybe you should... 00:54:03.940 --> 00:54:05.771 act like a princess. 00:54:05.942 --> 00:54:07.637 - Gulliver was so right about you. - Why don't we all 00:54:07.811 --> 00:54:09.371 just listen to the beast! 00:54:09.381 --> 00:54:10.143 Don't call him that! 00:54:10.313 --> 00:54:12.759 He's a big ugly beast and you should know better. 00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:13.847 Get out! 00:54:14.517 --> 00:54:16.849 You cannot break our engagement! It is a fate worse than death! 00:54:17.020 --> 00:54:17.850 Get out! 00:54:22.692 --> 00:54:26.287 You will be sorry you ever crossed General Edward. 00:54:34.237 --> 00:54:37.764 Get your Gulliver's T-shirts! Dress like Gulliver. 00:54:37.941 --> 00:54:40.432 You, sir! Get your Gulliver's T-shirts here. 00:54:47.784 --> 00:54:50.184 Get your Gulliver's T-shirts here! 00:54:50.420 --> 00:54:52.513 Gulliver's T-shirts! 00:54:54.157 --> 00:54:55.988 Look at him. He's handsome! 00:55:26.589 --> 00:55:28.318 What do you want? 00:55:31.194 --> 00:55:32.559 This beast... 00:55:32.862 --> 00:55:34.329 has transformed Lilliput... 00:55:34.497 --> 00:55:37.864 into his own sordid and rotten little kingdom. 00:55:38.234 --> 00:55:42.227 And he will do the same with your land if we do not stop him. 00:55:42.405 --> 00:55:44.396 To save Lilliput... 00:55:45.342 --> 00:55:47.071 I must first destroy it. 00:55:47.243 --> 00:55:49.417 How do you suggest we accomplish... 00:55:49.427 --> 00:55:51.674 such a dangerous task? 00:56:00.223 --> 00:56:03.420 I have got stuff! Look. 00:56:06.663 --> 00:56:08.722 I'm showing you. 00:56:08.898 --> 00:56:11.890 All right! Welcome to the first ever Lillapalooza! 00:56:12.068 --> 00:56:14.935 Let's get this party started with a little jam I wrote! 00:56:17.173 --> 00:56:18.105 Right? 00:56:18.274 --> 00:56:19.639 What are you up to in the morrow? 00:56:19.809 --> 00:56:21.071 - In the morrow? - Yes. 00:56:21.244 --> 00:56:23.644 I'm just hanging. 00:56:23.813 --> 00:56:25.405 So, yeah. 00:56:25.882 --> 00:56:29.443 Would you care to attend the Ball of the Moonlit Glen with me? 00:56:29.619 --> 00:56:30.813 - The ball? - Yeah. 00:56:30.987 --> 00:56:32.511 The ball is tomorrow? 00:56:32.689 --> 00:56:34.122 Right. Maybe. 00:56:34.290 --> 00:56:35.416 It's a pretty tasty jam! 00:56:35.592 --> 00:56:37.787 Pretty tasty jam. 00:56:37.961 --> 00:56:39.724 Why are you acting like this? 00:56:39.896 --> 00:56:42.057 - Acting like what? - Why are you being so strange? 00:56:44.033 --> 00:56:46.797 I'm a gentleman merchant about town... 00:56:46.970 --> 00:56:49.376 and I have got to keep my options open. 00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:50.102 Do you? 00:56:50.840 --> 00:56:51.932 That's what I've been told. 00:56:52.108 --> 00:56:54.201 Well, I'm not an option. I'm a lady. 00:56:55.278 --> 00:56:57.357 I know you are, and I love ladies. 00:56:57.367 --> 00:56:58.480 Believe me... Okay! 00:56:59.582 --> 00:57:01.277 I'm sorry. I was... 00:57:06.923 --> 00:57:08.083 Five bells! 00:57:08.658 --> 00:57:10.649 Five bells? What does five bells mean? 00:57:10.827 --> 00:57:12.124 There have never been five bells. 00:57:12.295 --> 00:57:15.128 Yeah? Don't worry about it... 00:57:15.298 --> 00:57:19.394 because this guy throws down no matter how many bells are a-ringin'. 00:57:25.642 --> 00:57:28.839 Don't freak, little peeps. This one is on me. 00:57:37.954 --> 00:57:41.412 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. This is five bells? 00:57:45.695 --> 00:57:46.627 It's cute. 00:57:46.796 --> 00:57:48.229 Edward, you traitor! 00:57:48.398 --> 00:57:50.696 How dare you forsake your Lilliputian brethren! 00:57:50.867 --> 00:57:52.801 I only forsooked after I was forsooken. 00:57:52.969 --> 00:57:54.960 The forsookingness ends now! 00:57:55.638 --> 00:57:58.232 I challenge you to a duel! 00:57:59.843 --> 00:58:01.333 Cool. Whatever. 00:58:01.511 --> 00:58:03.206 So, you accept? 00:58:03.413 --> 00:58:06.610 Oh, yeah! Yeah, I accept your duel. 00:58:07.050 --> 00:58:08.642 Oh, goody! 00:58:08.818 --> 00:58:09.842 Make a move. 00:58:36.779 --> 00:58:39.441 Wow, you are hard. 00:58:43.686 --> 00:58:44.846 Okay! 00:58:45.221 --> 00:58:46.347 Just... 00:58:46.523 --> 00:58:47.888 stretching out the hammies. 00:58:48.057 --> 00:58:49.854 It's a good thing to do before the duel. 00:58:58.001 --> 00:59:01.061 You brought this on yourself, beast. 00:59:01.237 --> 00:59:02.465 Do you surrender, beast? 00:59:03.139 --> 00:59:04.902 Sure, yeah! Whatever! 00:59:05.074 --> 00:59:06.787 No, no, say it properly. Say it! 00:59:06.797 --> 00:59:08.468 - You surrender. - Oh, yeah. 00:59:09.646 --> 00:59:12.308 Say it! Say it! Say, "I surrender!" 00:59:12.482 --> 00:59:15.883 I surrender! I surrender, I surrender! 00:59:16.052 --> 00:59:16.814 You win. 00:59:16.986 --> 00:59:17.816 It hurts my butt. 00:59:17.987 --> 00:59:21.286 You cannot surrender! You are our most glorious protector! 00:59:21.457 --> 00:59:22.788 You're President the Awesome! 00:59:22.959 --> 00:59:25.951 And you and Captain Sparrow defeated the Joker and Magneto! 00:59:26.129 --> 00:59:28.757 And you and Jack Bauer had only 24 hours to do it! 00:59:29.198 --> 00:59:31.462 I didn't do any of that stuff. 00:59:31.634 --> 00:59:33.625 I'm just a guy from the mailroom. 00:59:33.803 --> 00:59:35.168 But you gave us your word! 00:59:35.338 --> 00:59:37.033 I'm sorry. 00:59:38.341 --> 00:59:39.308 I lied. 00:59:40.610 --> 00:59:41.599 I knew it! 00:59:43.079 --> 00:59:44.926 I hereby banish this beast... 00:59:45.600 --> 00:59:46.948 to the Island Where We Dare Not Go... 00:59:47.116 --> 00:59:48.777 never to return to Lilliput again! 00:59:50.653 --> 00:59:52.143 Take your positions! 00:59:58.595 --> 01:00:00.028 Please, Gulliver. 01:00:13.309 --> 01:00:14.537 Hey... 01:00:14.744 --> 01:00:18.043 is this Island Where We Dare Not Go really as bad as they say? 01:00:18.214 --> 01:00:19.738 It's delightful! 01:00:54.984 --> 01:00:56.178 Okay. 01:00:56.886 --> 01:01:00.982 No little people anywhere. That's a good sign. 01:01:01.157 --> 01:01:04.593 Hello! Is anybody here? 01:01:14.537 --> 01:01:15.834 No way. 01:01:24.047 --> 01:01:25.605 Raise the standard! 01:01:33.389 --> 01:01:34.913 Let's lose this rubbish! 01:01:35.091 --> 01:01:36.752 Lower away! 01:01:39.896 --> 01:01:43.024 Can I not walk alone in my own garden? 01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:44.860 Go away! 01:01:57.213 --> 01:01:59.044 Princess! 01:02:01.451 --> 01:02:03.578 I've secured a boat. 01:02:03.753 --> 01:02:05.152 We can leave tonight. 01:02:05.354 --> 01:02:06.719 No, Horatio. 01:02:07.223 --> 01:02:09.418 But Edward is gonna force you to marry him. 01:02:09.592 --> 01:02:11.787 I don't have any choice. 01:02:11.961 --> 01:02:14.225 Please, please. Yes, of course you have a choice. 01:02:14.430 --> 01:02:16.489 No, you made that choice for me. 01:02:16.666 --> 01:02:18.429 You don't understand. 01:02:18.601 --> 01:02:19.625 Gulliver told me... 01:02:19.836 --> 01:02:22.498 Everything Gulliver said was a lie... 01:02:22.672 --> 01:02:24.663 including you. 01:02:40.089 --> 01:02:42.683 Oh, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. 01:02:42.859 --> 01:02:44.087 What's that? What's crawling on me? 01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:46.920 Not fire ants. Oh, please don't be fire an... 01:02:48.297 --> 01:02:50.322 I am General Edward Edwardian... 01:02:50.500 --> 01:02:53.469 commander of New Blefuscia. All hail New Blefuscia. 01:02:53.636 --> 01:02:55.103 All hail New Blefuscia! 01:02:55.338 --> 01:02:56.965 I must warn Gulliver. 01:02:57.140 --> 01:02:58.368 State your name... 01:02:59.075 --> 01:03:00.303 she-beast. 01:03:00.476 --> 01:03:02.034 Darcy Silverman. 01:03:02.645 --> 01:03:03.942 Of Manhattan. 01:04:02.772 --> 01:04:04.103 Oh, no! 01:04:32.568 --> 01:04:34.399 I'm not doing this. 01:04:35.071 --> 01:04:38.802 You got me in the diaper and the dress. I'm not doing teatime with you. 01:04:39.242 --> 01:04:40.834 Go find another doll. 01:04:46.649 --> 01:04:49.083 Tea! Time for tea! 01:04:50.486 --> 01:04:52.010 Okay, we're kissing. 01:04:52.889 --> 01:04:55.790 Gentler. Let's just hold hands or something! 01:05:07.003 --> 01:05:08.097 What's up? 01:05:08.271 --> 01:05:10.466 What kind of toy are you? 01:05:11.274 --> 01:05:12.673 Top Gun G.I. Joe? 01:05:13.342 --> 01:05:14.832 Cool detail. 01:06:08.664 --> 01:06:09.961 Gulliver! 01:06:10.166 --> 01:06:11.861 Gulliver! 01:06:13.536 --> 01:06:14.798 Down here. 01:06:14.971 --> 01:06:16.529 What are you doing here? 01:06:16.706 --> 01:06:19.402 Gulliver, you must return to Lilliput with me at once. 01:06:19.575 --> 01:06:20.940 Forget it, man. It's a no-go. 01:06:21.110 --> 01:06:22.737 No, no... you don't understand. Edward has... 01:06:22.912 --> 01:06:24.038 It doesn't matter. 01:06:24.213 --> 01:06:25.863 I may be a hundred feet tall, 01:06:25.864 --> 01:06:27.512 half the size of one of you little guys. 01:06:27.683 --> 01:06:29.249 Please... you got to listen to me. This is... 01:06:29.250 --> 01:06:31.283 - important. - No, this is where I belong. 01:06:31.687 --> 01:06:33.552 As a giant girl's baby doll. 01:06:33.723 --> 01:06:34.917 Hey! 01:06:35.091 --> 01:06:37.184 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and listen! 01:06:38.761 --> 01:06:40.194 Blefuscia has taken over Lilliput... 01:06:40.363 --> 01:06:42.888 and Edward has captured Darcy Silverman of Manhattan. 01:06:43.065 --> 01:06:44.430 What? 01:06:44.967 --> 01:06:46.059 She's... 01:06:46.235 --> 01:06:47.668 - Darcy's here? - Yeah. 01:06:47.837 --> 01:06:49.134 Oh, no. 01:06:49.305 --> 01:06:52.433 She said she was gonna do the assignment herself. 01:06:52.608 --> 01:06:53.905 She's here because of me. 01:06:54.076 --> 01:06:55.771 It's all because of you. 01:06:56.946 --> 01:06:59.073 How could you lie to us? 01:07:00.649 --> 01:07:02.549 I was afraid to tell you guys the truth... 01:07:03.552 --> 01:07:05.702 because it was just so great being 01:07:05.703 --> 01:07:07.852 a big shot for the first time of my life. 01:07:09.792 --> 01:07:11.259 I didn't want it to end. 01:07:11.427 --> 01:07:13.019 Snap out of it, man. 01:07:13.195 --> 01:07:15.654 You think of yourself as this small little thing, 01:07:15.655 --> 01:07:16.926 but that's not how I see you. 01:07:17.733 --> 01:07:20.293 Think about what you've done already. You saved the princess. 01:07:20.469 --> 01:07:23.267 You single-handedly defeated the entire Blefuscian armada. 01:07:23.439 --> 01:07:25.236 Didn't you? Come on. 01:07:25.408 --> 01:07:27.205 I'm your best friend. 01:07:27.410 --> 01:07:28.570 I wouldn't lie to you. 01:07:29.196 --> 01:07:30.539 You can do this. 01:07:30.550 --> 01:07:33.477 So, take off that dress and let's get out of here! 01:07:34.050 --> 01:07:35.312 Am I really your best friend? 01:07:36.552 --> 01:07:37.985 You're kind of my only friend. 01:07:38.154 --> 01:07:40.315 Sweet, man. You, too, for me. 01:07:40.489 --> 01:07:41.922 Let's go save Lilliput. 01:07:42.091 --> 01:07:43.251 Yeah, let's go do this. 01:07:44.860 --> 01:07:46.452 Take me with you, yeah? 01:07:47.930 --> 01:07:50.194 One sec. Alright... there we go. 01:07:50.699 --> 01:07:52.326 - Oopsie-daisy. - I got you! 01:07:54.070 --> 01:07:55.799 Okay, officer... 01:07:56.005 --> 01:07:59.566 I'm just gonna borrow this parachute if it's okay with you. 01:08:00.209 --> 01:08:02.200 You don't need it anymore. 01:08:13.022 --> 01:08:15.047 This isn't safe! 01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:38.276 I'll let you... 01:08:38.447 --> 01:08:39.641 - Thanks, Horatio. - Good luck. 01:08:39.815 --> 01:08:41.043 I got this. 01:08:43.018 --> 01:08:43.848 Darcy. 01:08:44.887 --> 01:08:45.717 Darce. 01:08:47.723 --> 01:08:49.350 - Gulliver! - Hey. 01:08:49.525 --> 01:08:50.787 I'm coming over there. 01:08:54.497 --> 01:08:56.692 Are you okay? I can't believe you're here. 01:08:56.866 --> 01:08:59.130 I mean, of all the places, right? 01:09:02.071 --> 01:09:03.299 - What's up? - What's up? 01:09:03.472 --> 01:09:05.565 What's up? What isn't up? 01:09:05.741 --> 01:09:07.867 Can we talk about the inverted whirlpool? 01:09:07.870 --> 01:09:08.630 Crazy. 01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:10.842 And why is everybody calling me your princess? 01:09:11.013 --> 01:09:13.140 They don't. I think you misheard. 01:09:13.315 --> 01:09:14.111 I see you have... 01:09:14.311 --> 01:09:16.041 returned for your princess. 01:09:16.852 --> 01:09:19.514 He did, right there. He just called me your princess. 01:09:19.688 --> 01:09:21.815 That's because everybody is a princess here. 01:09:21.991 --> 01:09:24.016 I forgot to tell you, it's just sort of a thing. 01:09:24.193 --> 01:09:26.354 If you wish to speak to your one true love more privately... 01:09:26.529 --> 01:09:28.895 we shall cover our ears. 01:09:29.098 --> 01:09:30.030 One true love? 01:09:31.834 --> 01:09:33.768 You told them I'm your one true love? 01:09:37.339 --> 01:09:40.672 Is now a good or bad time to tell you... 01:09:40.843 --> 01:09:43.710 about the crush I've had on you for the last five years? 01:09:45.114 --> 01:09:45.876 Really? 01:09:48.083 --> 01:09:50.108 Yeah, I totally have a crush on you. 01:09:50.286 --> 01:09:51.737 Is that why you always bring the mail cart 01:09:51.738 --> 01:09:53.187 around but none of the mail is for me? 01:09:53.856 --> 01:09:54.823 Yeah... 01:09:55.858 --> 01:09:56.620 Yeah. 01:10:00.262 --> 01:10:02.662 I told everybody that you were my girlfriend. 01:10:02.831 --> 01:10:04.264 It's really embarrassing. 01:10:04.433 --> 01:10:05.900 I think it's kind of sweet. 01:10:08.604 --> 01:10:10.595 We gotta focus because we gotta to book... 01:10:10.773 --> 01:10:12.155 to the boat and we're gotta get the hell out of here. 01:10:12.156 --> 01:10:13.537 We're surrounded by little people. 01:10:13.709 --> 01:10:14.471 Darcy, listen to me. 01:10:14.643 --> 01:10:18.773 I would love to book with you over to the boat right now, but I can't. 01:10:18.948 --> 01:10:22.315 These little people have grown very large in my heart. 01:10:22.484 --> 01:10:23.951 They depended on me... 01:10:24.119 --> 01:10:25.416 and I let them down. 01:10:25.621 --> 01:10:27.555 And I have to do this first. 01:10:34.830 --> 01:10:36.127 King... 01:10:36.298 --> 01:10:39.426 if it's all right with you, I'd like to be your glorious protector again. 01:10:39.868 --> 01:10:41.301 I don't know. 01:10:41.470 --> 01:10:43.768 How are we to believe anything you say, Gulliver? 01:10:43.939 --> 01:10:46.499 Because my word is my bond. 01:10:46.675 --> 01:10:48.267 This time, for real. 01:10:49.044 --> 01:10:50.944 I promise. 01:10:51.113 --> 01:10:52.171 Gulliver. 01:10:55.751 --> 01:10:56.979 You work in the mailroom. 01:10:57.987 --> 01:10:59.855 Not today I don't. 01:11:15.104 --> 01:11:16.901 We're all with you, Gulliver. 01:11:40.462 --> 01:11:41.486 Hey, Edward. 01:11:43.699 --> 01:11:45.462 If I win... 01:11:45.668 --> 01:11:48.136 Lilliput returns to her former glory. 01:11:48.304 --> 01:11:49.896 And if you lose... 01:11:51.073 --> 01:11:53.381 this is what happens to Lilliput. 01:12:10.793 --> 01:12:13.091 Oh! I've made a slight improvement. 01:12:18.534 --> 01:12:19.899 Shocking, isn't it? 01:12:25.007 --> 01:12:26.032 Yeah! 01:12:26.208 --> 01:12:29.200 Hey! That's not fair. He's cheating. 01:12:29.745 --> 01:12:31.679 I've got to do something. 01:12:36.085 --> 01:12:37.279 Now do what you do best... 01:12:37.453 --> 01:12:39.580 beast, and run along! 01:12:40.456 --> 01:12:42.720 No way. Not today. 01:12:45.961 --> 01:12:47.223 I've always liked you, Gulliver. 01:12:47.396 --> 01:12:49.921 I've always thought we had a real spark! 01:12:51.100 --> 01:12:53.261 Fear not, Gulliver! I'm on my way! 01:13:22.498 --> 01:13:23.726 Gulliver! No! 01:13:24.767 --> 01:13:27.429 Now stay down this time, beast! 01:13:50.325 --> 01:13:52.623 It is on! 01:14:03.472 --> 01:14:04.496 Go, Gulliver! 01:14:04.673 --> 01:14:06.038 Yes, Gulliver! Go! 01:14:10.846 --> 01:14:11.608 Yes! 01:14:11.780 --> 01:14:13.941 Go on, Gulliver! You can do it! Get him! 01:14:21.523 --> 01:14:22.319 Help-eth. 01:14:31.300 --> 01:14:32.494 Bouche! 01:14:33.035 --> 01:14:34.161 Now, that's a wedgie! 01:14:34.336 --> 01:14:35.803 Yay, Gulliver! 01:14:35.971 --> 01:14:37.370 - Yes! Well done! - Come on, Gulliver! 01:14:41.477 --> 01:14:43.069 - You did it! - Did you see that? 01:14:43.245 --> 01:14:45.147 I wedgied him back to the second grade! 01:15:00.329 --> 01:15:01.921 I'm so, so sorry. 01:15:03.065 --> 01:15:05.556 I hope that you can forgive me for the way that I behaved. 01:15:07.336 --> 01:15:08.564 You're not an option... 01:15:11.039 --> 01:15:13.007 you're the most beautiful lady in all the land. 01:15:15.143 --> 01:15:16.337 Who's also super cool... 01:15:17.412 --> 01:15:19.107 and a stone-cold fox. 01:15:25.521 --> 01:15:26.749 Horatio! 01:15:26.922 --> 01:15:28.617 Do you realize what you've done? 01:15:31.460 --> 01:15:34.395 You have committed an act of valiance. 01:15:34.930 --> 01:15:37.190 I hereby... give my permission. 01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:49.460 Yeah. 01:15:52.014 --> 01:15:53.400 Nobody move! 01:15:53.415 --> 01:15:54.473 Halt! Stop! 01:15:54.650 --> 01:15:58.416 I have kidnapped the princess. You've been kidnapped. Congratulations. 01:15:58.587 --> 01:16:00.646 Enough with the kidnappings! 01:16:04.560 --> 01:16:05.686 Bouche! 01:16:05.861 --> 01:16:07.294 - Bouche! - Yes! 01:16:09.698 --> 01:16:11.222 Listen, I plagiarized all that stuff... 01:16:11.400 --> 01:16:13.561 because I thought you'd never go out with a dude from the mailroom. 01:16:13.735 --> 01:16:15.794 And I'm sorry, that will never happen again. 01:16:22.578 --> 01:16:24.876 So, yeah, coffee... 01:16:25.047 --> 01:16:27.416 I condemn you and all Blefuscians to the gallows. 01:16:27.549 --> 01:16:29.808 - Prepare for war! - No... 01:16:29.985 --> 01:16:31.009 you prepare for war! 01:16:32.254 --> 01:16:34.688 I got to do one more thing, real quick. 01:16:34.856 --> 01:16:36.448 Kings, kings, come on! 01:16:36.625 --> 01:16:38.094 Guys, what is it with you... 01:16:38.160 --> 01:16:40.045 and the executions... 01:16:40.184 --> 01:16:42.255 and the gallows and the stocks... 01:16:42.401 --> 01:16:43.762 ...and the war? 01:16:43.932 --> 01:16:45.661 Seriously, war? 01:16:45.867 --> 01:16:48.529 Why do war? What is it good for? 01:16:48.904 --> 01:16:50.303 ♪ Absolutely naught! 01:16:52.341 --> 01:16:53.308 ♪ War! 01:16:54.443 --> 01:16:57.537 ♪ Yeah... What is it good for? 01:16:57.713 --> 01:16:58.941 ♪ Absolutely naught! 01:16:59.114 --> 01:17:00.706 ♪ Say it again, y'all 01:17:00.916 --> 01:17:01.883 ♪ War! 01:17:02.651 --> 01:17:03.913 ♪ Good God, y'all 01:17:04.086 --> 01:17:05.713 ♪ What is it good for? 01:17:05.887 --> 01:17:08.481 ♪ I find it good for absolutely nil! 01:17:09.858 --> 01:17:13.055 ♪ It's an enemy to all mankind 01:17:13.695 --> 01:17:17.028 ♪ The point of war blows my mind 01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:19.463 ♪ Life is much too short and precious 01:17:19.635 --> 01:17:21.034 ♪ To spend fighting wars these days 01:17:22.037 --> 01:17:23.629 ♪ War can't give life 01:17:23.805 --> 01:17:25.238 ♪ It can only take it away 01:17:26.241 --> 01:17:27.208 ♪ War! 01:17:27.909 --> 01:17:28.876 ♪ Good God, y'all 01:17:29.378 --> 01:17:32.506 ♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! 01:17:32.981 --> 01:17:34.346 ♪ Say it again, y'all 01:17:34.516 --> 01:17:35.505 ♪ War! 01:17:36.385 --> 01:17:37.579 ♪ Yeah 01:17:37.753 --> 01:17:39.243 ♪ What is it good for? 01:17:39.955 --> 01:17:41.320 ♪ Absolutely nothing 01:17:41.657 --> 01:17:43.386 ♪ Listen to me 01:17:43.558 --> 01:17:45.822 ♪ Peace, love and understanding 01:17:45.994 --> 01:17:47.985 ♪ Tell me, is there no place 01:17:48.163 --> 01:17:50.256 ♪ For them today? 01:17:51.933 --> 01:17:54.834 ♪ They say we must fight To keep our freedom 01:17:55.003 --> 01:17:58.905 ♪ But Lord knows There's got to be a better way 01:17:59.841 --> 01:18:00.933 ♪ War! 01:18:01.710 --> 01:18:03.007 ♪ Good God, y'all 01:18:03.178 --> 01:18:05.043 ♪ What is it good for? 01:18:05.213 --> 01:18:06.009 ♪ Tell me 01:18:06.181 --> 01:18:08.513 ♪ Say it, say it, say oh! 01:18:08.684 --> 01:18:09.878 ♪ War! 01:18:10.052 --> 01:18:11.246 ♪ Good God, y'all 01:18:11.420 --> 01:18:14.389 ♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothing 01:18:14.790 --> 01:18:16.917 ♪ Just stand up and shout it! 01:18:37.813 --> 01:18:39.838 You're gonna miss your big friend? 01:18:40.916 --> 01:18:41.644 A little. 01:18:41.817 --> 01:18:42.943 - Yeah? - A lot. 01:18:43.118 --> 01:18:44.415 Oh, dear. 01:19:02.938 --> 01:19:04.303 How was Papua, New Guinea? 01:19:04.473 --> 01:19:06.771 It was hot, sticky... 01:19:06.942 --> 01:19:10.105 and the most mind-boggling place I've ever seen. 01:19:11.246 --> 01:19:13.806 The most mind-boggling place you've ever seen? 01:19:14.049 --> 01:19:16.984 Okay, second most mind-boggling place. 01:19:17.886 --> 01:19:18.682 Oh, sorry. 01:19:18.854 --> 01:19:19.752 Danny! 01:19:19.921 --> 01:19:21.183 Got your morning mail, Gulliver. 01:19:22.758 --> 01:19:23.918 - Darcy. - Who's your friend? 01:19:24.626 --> 01:19:27.356 I'm Mark. I'm just the new guy in the mailroom. 01:19:27.929 --> 01:19:29.362 Whoa, just the mailroom? 01:19:29.531 --> 01:19:31.362 Mailrooms are where it's at. Right, Dan? 01:19:31.533 --> 01:19:33.763 Yeah, I don't know why you would say that. 01:19:33.935 --> 01:19:35.425 Because that's where all the greats start, you know. 01:19:36.104 --> 01:19:38.299 Remember, there's no small jobs. 01:19:38.473 --> 01:19:40.600 Just small people. 01:19:40.776 --> 01:19:44.371 Teeny, tiny, teeny little people. 01:19:45.147 --> 01:19:47.240 Remember I told you that? There are no small jobs. 01:19:47.415 --> 01:19:48.507 Just tiny, tiny, people. 01:19:48.683 --> 01:19:49.945 Can I take you to lunch? 01:19:50.118 --> 01:19:51.415 Of course you can... 01:19:54.022 --> 01:19:55.785 my fair princess. 01:19:55.809 --> 01:20:15.809 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.