WEBVTT 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:30.050 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:03:17.114 --> 00:03:19.287 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 00:03:19.449 --> 00:03:22.168 - Ian, please! Could you just calm down? 00:03:22.327 --> 00:03:23.499 - He did not know I took the car. 00:03:23.662 --> 00:03:25.164 He will be absolutely fucking furious. 00:03:25.330 --> 00:03:26.627 - Your dad doesn't have to find out. 00:03:26.790 --> 00:03:28.087 We can come back and get it tomorrow 00:03:28.250 --> 00:03:29.502 when we have the keys! 00:03:29.668 --> 00:03:31.966 - Fuck! 00:03:50.313 --> 00:03:51.656 Don't even think for half a second 00:03:51.815 --> 00:03:54.443 you're going to break open that car, mate. 00:03:54.609 --> 00:03:57.704 So get out of my face. 00:04:06.538 --> 00:04:09.132 What are you fucking looking at? 00:04:09.291 --> 00:04:12.090 Stop looking at my girlfriend, midget! 00:04:12.252 --> 00:04:13.720 - Ian, please! 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:14.926 - You want to fucky-fucky her? 00:04:15.088 --> 00:04:16.590 No way in hell, 'cause let me tell you, 00:04:16.757 --> 00:04:18.054 there's only one guy who fucks her, 00:04:18.216 --> 00:04:19.388 and I fuck her real good, 00:04:19.551 --> 00:04:21.553 so go home and fuck mom now you demented dwarf! 00:04:47.162 --> 00:04:50.086 No, please! 00:04:51.583 --> 00:04:54.086 Please, no! 00:04:57.005 --> 00:04:58.257 No, please! 00:04:58.423 --> 00:04:59.424 Please, plea... 00:04:59.591 --> 00:05:01.059 Don't! 00:05:01.218 --> 00:05:03.892 Ian! 00:09:34.532 --> 00:09:37.081 - Hey, I hope you're not time wasting, you. 00:09:37.243 --> 00:09:39.792 I've got a dozen people waiting to look at this place, 00:09:39.954 --> 00:09:41.752 most of them paying cash as well. 00:09:41.915 --> 00:09:43.963 You got cash? 00:09:44.125 --> 00:09:48.301 Right, the light switch is somewhere here I think. 00:10:14.489 --> 00:10:16.912 - Hey, come on, let's get this fucking lease signed, hey? 00:12:44.806 --> 00:12:46.479 - Hi, this is Marc from USA Actors Management 00:12:46.641 --> 00:12:48.393 regarding your audition request for our clients 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:49.685 Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura 00:12:49.852 --> 00:12:51.229 from Human Centipede. 00:12:51.396 --> 00:12:53.524 Neither is available for the auditions in London right now 00:12:53.690 --> 00:12:54.907 because they're shooting a movie, 00:12:55.066 --> 00:12:56.113 but thank you for the interest. 00:12:56.276 --> 00:12:57.698 Maybe we can do something in the future. 00:12:57.860 --> 00:12:59.362 Good-bye. 00:13:36.441 --> 00:13:38.944 - Stop them tears. 00:13:39.110 --> 00:13:42.910 You're just making Daddy's willy harder. 00:13:58.046 --> 00:13:59.423 Oh, my God. 00:13:59.589 --> 00:14:01.466 Have you shit yourself again? 00:14:01.632 --> 00:14:03.805 You swine. 00:14:03.968 --> 00:14:05.970 I've called Dr. Sebring, and he's waiting. 00:14:06.137 --> 00:14:08.515 Get up! 00:16:17.643 --> 00:16:19.611 Hello, Martin. 00:17:15.076 --> 00:17:16.248 Mmm. 00:17:26.963 --> 00:17:29.386 Martin... 00:17:29.549 --> 00:17:30.971 come and join us. 00:18:00.913 --> 00:18:04.588 Well.. 00:18:04.750 --> 00:18:08.345 Martin, I have your Ventolin. 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:20.103 Martin, I'm here today 00:18:20.266 --> 00:18:23.145 because your mother is very worried about you. 00:18:23.311 --> 00:18:25.609 - He keeps on talking about a centipede 00:18:25.771 --> 00:18:27.648 with 12 people. 00:18:27.815 --> 00:18:31.285 What does that mean? 00:18:35.740 --> 00:18:38.243 - Now, let's see. 00:18:41.412 --> 00:18:44.666 A centipede can be considered a phallic symbol. 00:18:44.832 --> 00:18:47.255 Centipedes are very aggressive creatures. 00:18:47.418 --> 00:18:50.137 Their bite can be very painful. 00:18:50.296 --> 00:18:55.427 Maybe he is connecting the pain that a centipede inflicts 00:18:55.593 --> 00:18:57.186 with the pain inflicted on him 00:18:57.345 --> 00:19:02.067 through years of psychological and sexual abuse by his father. 00:19:04.644 --> 00:19:06.897 - I miss my husband. 00:19:12.151 --> 00:19:17.703 And it's your fault that he's in prison! 00:19:17.865 --> 00:19:22.041 - Sometimes people that are mentally challenged 00:19:22.203 --> 00:19:29.587 and have a history of sexual abuse... 00:19:29.752 --> 00:19:33.427 mutilate their own sexual organs. 00:19:45.226 --> 00:19:47.069 I'm sorry. I going to have to go. 00:19:47.228 --> 00:19:49.481 There's nothing to worry about. 00:19:49.647 --> 00:19:51.991 I'm sure it's just a passing phase. 00:19:52.149 --> 00:19:53.947 Hmm? 00:19:58.072 --> 00:20:00.575 Martin. 00:20:00.741 --> 00:20:04.837 Ah. You're a good boy. 00:20:04.995 --> 00:20:06.963 Mrs. Lomax. 00:20:27.560 --> 00:20:31.906 - I've decided to kill us both. 00:20:39.071 --> 00:20:42.496 This music is driving me crazy! 00:20:46.287 --> 00:20:48.335 I can't stand this any more! 00:21:20.738 --> 00:21:23.457 He can't stand it any more! 00:21:25.951 --> 00:21:27.874 Come on, tell him. 00:21:28.037 --> 00:21:32.759 Be a man like your father. 00:21:32.917 --> 00:21:35.761 - Stop fucking bothering me, you retard. 00:21:35.920 --> 00:21:39.595 I play my fucking music as loud as I fucking want, okay? 00:21:39.757 --> 00:21:42.135 - Kill us both. I'm begging you. 00:21:42.301 --> 00:21:45.305 - Shut your fucking mouth, you old cunt. 00:21:45.471 --> 00:21:48.941 What the fuck? 00:21:52.311 --> 00:21:54.109 - I will play my music so fucking loud, 00:21:54.271 --> 00:21:55.818 it's going to make your fucking ears bleed, 00:21:55.981 --> 00:21:57.028 you cock-sucking dwarf. 00:21:57.191 --> 00:21:58.943 Next time, you batter that fucking ceiling, 00:21:59.109 --> 00:22:03.205 I'm gonna come down and break your fucking neck, 00:22:03.364 --> 00:22:04.456 Fuck! 00:22:04.615 --> 00:22:06.458 Fucking little cocksucker. 00:22:06.617 --> 00:22:08.961 Don't fucking bang that fucking ceiling 00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:11.372 any-fucking-more, okay? 00:22:11.539 --> 00:22:14.509 You cock-sucking retard! 00:22:41.944 --> 00:22:44.823 - The lips from B and C 00:22:44.989 --> 00:22:51.292 and the anus of A and B are cut circular 00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:56.425 along the border between skin and mucosa, 00:22:56.584 --> 00:23:00.805 the mucus cutaneous zone... 00:23:00.963 --> 00:23:04.593 the circular mucosa and skin parts 00:23:04.758 --> 00:23:11.016 of anus and mouth from A to B and B to C. 00:23:11.181 --> 00:23:14.560 Connecting the pedicellated grafts 00:23:14.727 --> 00:23:22.157 to the chin-cheek incisions from A to B, connected... 00:23:25.863 --> 00:23:29.413 Ingestion by A 00:23:29.575 --> 00:23:33.375 passing through B 00:23:33.537 --> 00:23:38.418 to the excretion of C. 00:23:41.879 --> 00:23:45.884 A human centipede... 00:23:46.050 --> 00:23:48.098 first sequence. 00:24:28.884 --> 00:24:32.058 - Will you give me a high five when we get there? 00:24:35.891 --> 00:24:37.859 - Hey. 00:25:34.783 --> 00:25:36.751 - Shh, shh. 00:28:01.138 --> 00:28:03.357 My lead. 00:28:03.515 --> 00:28:05.392 My lead. 00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:06.651 Hey, man. 00:28:07.895 --> 00:28:08.942 - Hey, man. 00:28:18.447 --> 00:28:20.495 - Ja, komm. 00:28:25.454 --> 00:28:27.172 Yeah! Yeah, coma up ham. 00:28:27.331 --> 00:28:29.333 Come up, oh, yeah! 00:28:29.499 --> 00:28:31.593 Yeah. Yeah! 00:28:31.752 --> 00:28:34.005 Very good! 00:28:34.171 --> 00:28:35.343 Yeah! 00:28:35.505 --> 00:28:37.348 I did if! 00:29:25.055 --> 00:29:27.228 - Whoo-hoo! 00:29:27.391 --> 00:29:29.393 - Why do these stupid things never work? 00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:37.401 - Oh, Valerie! 00:29:37.567 --> 00:29:40.036 It's that guy from the club! 00:29:51.331 --> 00:29:52.332 - Shh! There's... 00:29:53.792 --> 00:29:55.760 Babe, there's a midget wanking in there. 00:29:55.919 --> 00:29:57.262 - You are drunk, love. 00:29:57.421 --> 00:29:58.422 - No, seriously! 00:32:59.603 --> 00:33:00.946 - Hi, this is Arianne 00:33:01.104 --> 00:33:02.947 from Creative Acting Talent Management. 00:33:03.106 --> 00:33:04.608 You called us with an audition request 00:33:04.774 --> 00:33:06.151 for our client actress Miss Yennie 00:33:06.318 --> 00:33:07.365 from The Human Centipede. 00:33:07.527 --> 00:33:08.779 I just spoke to Miss Yennie, 00:33:08.945 --> 00:33:11.539 and she is very, very excited and available 00:33:11.698 --> 00:33:14.702 to fly to London to audition for the new Tarantino film. 00:33:14.868 --> 00:33:18.748 Could you please contact me ASAP on my cell phone, 00:33:18.914 --> 00:33:22.964 713-499-0913. 00:33:23.126 --> 00:33:26.346 Thanks. Bye-bye. 00:33:33.303 --> 00:33:37.183 - You can't do this. 00:33:37.349 --> 00:33:39.977 It's a film. 00:33:40.143 --> 00:33:46.651 The Human Centipede is a fucking film. 00:33:46.816 --> 00:33:50.366 He is going to stitch us up. 00:33:50.529 --> 00:33:54.625 He is going to stitch us up ass to mouth. 00:33:56.993 --> 00:33:58.461 Help! 00:34:00.497 --> 00:34:01.794 Help! 00:35:07.981 --> 00:35:10.234 - Stop them tears. 00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:13.950 You're just making Daddy's willy harder. 00:35:50.940 --> 00:35:52.942 - What is this? 00:35:56.821 --> 00:36:00.917 100% medically accurate? 00:36:05.789 --> 00:36:07.962 Mouth to anus? 00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:12.512 One digestive system? 00:36:12.671 --> 00:36:16.596 Is this a perverted film you've been talking about? 00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:27.810 - I want all this filth out of my house! 00:40:45.068 --> 00:40:47.537 - Fuck! 00:40:51.157 --> 00:40:52.784 Doh! Fuckin' hell! 00:40:52.951 --> 00:40:53.998 Ahhhhh! 00:40:54.160 --> 00:40:55.252 Gahhh! 00:40:58.081 --> 00:40:59.583 Fuck! 00:40:59.749 --> 00:41:01.717 Oh, fuck! 00:42:13.906 --> 00:42:16.329 - Swallow it, bitch. 00:42:16.492 --> 00:42:20.087 Swallow up. 00:42:23.082 --> 00:42:24.755 - Feed her. 00:42:24.917 --> 00:42:27.340 Feed her! 00:42:27.503 --> 00:42:28.595 Ahhh! 00:42:55.156 --> 00:43:00.037 - That was fucking sensational. 00:43:00.203 --> 00:43:02.080 And you know what? 00:43:02.246 --> 00:43:06.467 Your pussy smells gorgeous. 00:43:06.626 --> 00:43:07.923 Yeah. 00:43:08.086 --> 00:43:09.133 How you doing, doc? 00:43:13.591 --> 00:43:15.764 Oh, I rather fuck that retarded boy, 00:43:15.927 --> 00:43:18.305 but... this'll do. 00:43:18.471 --> 00:43:19.563 - I know a place in Thailand 00:43:19.722 --> 00:43:22.646 where they specialize in that sort of thing. 00:43:22.809 --> 00:43:24.561 Oh, yeah. 00:43:24.727 --> 00:43:27.071 Oh, yeah, she's a good one. 00:43:27.230 --> 00:43:29.483 - How much to fuck you up the arse, darling? 00:43:29.649 --> 00:43:34.371 - For you, darling, 50. 00:43:44.705 --> 00:43:45.922 - Jesus. 00:43:46.082 --> 00:43:47.800 Who the fuck are you? 00:43:47.959 --> 00:43:51.634 What the fuck have you done to yourself? 00:43:55.258 --> 00:43:57.431 That's right. Have a good stare. 00:43:57.593 --> 00:44:01.063 Have a good fucking stare, you little fucking pervert! 00:44:01.222 --> 00:44:02.849 Fuck off now 00:44:03.015 --> 00:44:05.894 before I get out of this car and smash your fucking face in! 00:44:06.060 --> 00:44:06.936 Don't! 00:44:18.739 --> 00:44:21.367 - No, please. Please! 00:44:40.428 --> 00:44:41.771 - Martin? 00:44:46.350 --> 00:44:51.777 Martin, it's me, Dr. Sebring. 00:44:55.151 --> 00:44:57.028 So... 00:44:57.195 --> 00:44:58.412 this is where you work. 00:45:02.491 --> 00:45:04.414 This isn't right, Martin. 00:45:04.577 --> 00:45:06.705 What you're doing, 00:45:06.871 --> 00:45:11.126 it's wrong. 00:45:11.292 --> 00:45:14.671 Martin, I can help you, 00:45:14.837 --> 00:45:20.014 but you have to put the gun down. 00:45:20.176 --> 00:45:22.679 Imagine what your father would say if.. 00:45:29.435 --> 00:45:32.939 Martin, Martin, no, Martin! 00:46:42.300 --> 00:46:44.974 Please. 00:46:45.136 --> 00:46:46.979 I'll do anything you want. 00:46:47.138 --> 00:46:49.311 Please! 00:46:49.473 --> 00:46:52.818 I won't tell... I won't tell no one nothing. 00:46:52.977 --> 00:46:54.024 You fucking... 00:46:58.149 --> 00:47:01.449 Someone help me! 00:47:52.328 --> 00:47:54.922 - Hi, Martin, this is Arianne, Miss Yennie's manager. 00:47:55.081 --> 00:47:57.083 I wanted to confirm that Miss Yennie is not delayed 00:47:57.249 --> 00:47:58.717 and will be landing this morning 00:47:58.876 --> 00:48:01.550 on London's Heathrow Airport at 6:00 a.m. your time. 00:48:01.712 --> 00:48:03.714 I understand your driver will be picking her up. 00:48:03.881 --> 00:48:05.178 I hope she does a great audition. 00:48:05.341 --> 00:48:07.844 Thanks. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye! 00:48:34.578 --> 00:48:37.001 - God, I cannot believe I am here 00:48:37.164 --> 00:48:40.509 auditioning for a Quentin Tarantino film. 00:48:40.668 --> 00:48:43.512 My agents are so excited about this. 00:48:46.882 --> 00:48:48.429 I should probably call them, 00:48:48.592 --> 00:48:52.096 tell them I landed and, you know, I'm on my way. 00:48:56.600 --> 00:48:57.897 - Have you seen The Human Centipede? 00:49:01.439 --> 00:49:02.782 - I was really drawn to the film 00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:04.442 because of the medical aspect of it. 00:49:04.608 --> 00:49:05.905 If you were a surgeon, 00:49:06.068 --> 00:49:08.446 you could actually perform that surgery. 00:49:08.612 --> 00:49:11.035 It's just so scary. 00:49:14.034 --> 00:49:16.128 It was so grueling being on all fours, 00:49:16.287 --> 00:49:18.836 so I demanded in my contract that I had to have 00:49:18.998 --> 00:49:20.625 an hour... long massage every night. 00:49:20.791 --> 00:49:23.510 I mean, why would I not demand that in my contract? 00:49:23.669 --> 00:49:25.467 Oh, and the rest of the cast, 00:49:25.629 --> 00:49:28.007 we all took showers before we shot the centipede stuff, 00:49:28.174 --> 00:49:30.768 because I mean, you're close to someone's butt, 00:49:30.926 --> 00:49:33.054 and you don't want to smell anything and... 00:49:33.220 --> 00:49:34.847 or, you know, whatever. 00:49:35.014 --> 00:49:36.391 I'm kind of a germaphobe. 00:49:36.557 --> 00:49:38.480 Um... 00:49:52.823 --> 00:49:56.123 Oh, that must be Quentin's car. 00:50:05.669 --> 00:50:07.216 Do you have an umbrella? 00:50:07.379 --> 00:50:10.974 Because this rain will ruin my hair. 00:50:12.051 --> 00:50:14.850 Okay. 00:50:17.014 --> 00:50:18.982 Oh! 01:07:58.283 --> 01:08:02.288 - Please, please. 01:08:02.453 --> 01:08:05.923 Please don't hurt me. 01:08:06.082 --> 01:08:07.925 Please. 01:08:08.084 --> 01:08:10.303 I'll do everything. 01:09:36.506 --> 01:09:38.975 - Hello, this Marc from USA Actors Management again. 01:09:39.133 --> 01:09:40.510 Please disregard my earlier message. 01:09:40.677 --> 01:09:42.350 Fortunately, Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura 01:09:42.512 --> 01:09:43.889 were able to reschedule, 01:09:44.055 --> 01:09:46.023 and they're really, really excited to come to London 01:09:46.182 --> 01:09:47.308 for Mr. Tarantino's auditions. 01:09:47.475 --> 01:09:48.397 I hope it's still possible. 01:09:48.559 --> 01:09:49.731 I'm totally confident 01:09:49.894 --> 01:09:51.362 that they're gonna do very well on this, 01:09:51.521 --> 01:09:52.989 so please call me back as soon as possible 01:09:53.147 --> 01:09:54.319 at this number to confirm. 01:09:54.482 --> 01:09:55.574 Thanks very, very much. 01:09:55.733 --> 01:09:57.360 Talk to you soon. 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