WEBVTT 00:00:00.416 --> 00:00:20.416 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:26.535 Hello again, everybody, I'm Jim Lampley. 00:00:26.560 --> 00:00:28.735 Certain athletes are born enemies: 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:31.175 Bird and Magic. Ali and Frazier. 00:00:31.200 --> 00:00:33.055 Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. 00:00:33.080 --> 00:00:36.335 But the fiercest rivalry was between two fighters from Pittsburgh... 00:00:36.360 --> 00:00:38.695 with the names Razor and Kid. 00:00:38.720 --> 00:00:41.375 ANNOUNCER: The fight of the year! Both men exhausted. 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:43.255 LAMPLEY: 1982, Pittsburgh. 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:46.615 Razor and Kid, both undefeated top-ranked contenders... 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:48.981 divide the city in a spectacular war. 00:00:49.800 --> 00:00:53.095 ANNOUNCER: Now Kid's smelling blood, punishing Razor... 00:00:53.120 --> 00:00:54.551 with a relentless fury. 00:00:55.360 --> 00:00:59.015 And down goes Razor. Down goes Razor. 00:00:59.040 --> 00:01:00.375 Down goes Razor. 00:01:00.400 --> 00:01:02.055 LAMPLEY: The brutal 15-round bout... 00:01:02.080 --> 00:01:05.423 is still considered one of the greatest fights of the '80s. 00:01:05.680 --> 00:01:07.895 Kid and Razor quickly rose to superstardom. 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:12.815 And the man behind their meteoric ascent was the late fight impresario, Dante Slate. 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:15.750 My dad was king of the ring and bringer of the bling. 00:01:16.160 --> 00:01:18.655 And that makes me royalty, blessed with all his powers. 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:22.095 MAN: Really good, Dante, but don't look into the camera. Just look at me. 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:24.935 I don't know. It's better when I'm connecting with people. 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:27.295 MAN: Yeah, I don't think... - What's up, people? 00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:29.295 LAMPLEY: As the world clamored for a rematch... 00:01:29.320 --> 00:01:32.895 Slate knew that ratings would turn to dollar signs for both fighters. 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:35.655 ANNOUNCER: What a turn of events! Unbelievable! 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:37.815 LAMPLEY: The rematch drew the biggest audience... 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:40.261 since the Thrilla in Manila nine years earlier. 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:42.095 ANNOUNCER: Kid goes down! 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:44.175 LAMPLEY: But this time, the story was different. 00:01:44.200 --> 00:01:48.455 Razor soundly defeated Kid in a lopsided victory that was over in four rounds. 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:52.471 What lay ahead was the grudge match that would've brought each fighter millions. 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:55.175 Then came an announcement that shocked the world. 00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:58.015 Today, I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing. 00:01:58.040 --> 00:01:59.575 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 00:01:59.600 --> 00:02:02.255 The man's a coward. I'm gonna get my rematch. 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:04.935 You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch! 00:02:04.960 --> 00:02:08.655 Sharp has declined to comment further on his decision to this very day. 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:11.415 And sadly, like many former professional athletes... 00:02:11.440 --> 00:02:14.655 he lost his fortune just years after his retirement. 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:17.615 Razor went back to Benson Shipbuilders in 1987... 00:02:17.640 --> 00:02:19.775 where he had worked before he went pro. 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:22.656 As the spotlight faded, Kid became a pitchman 00:02:22.669 --> 00:02:25.535 for everything from Jockey to jock itch. 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:26.695 (ALL CHEER) 00:02:26.720 --> 00:02:30.295 Today, he runs a successful car dealership and a popular restaurant in Pittsburgh. 00:02:30.320 --> 00:02:31.495 ALL: Hey! 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:33.700 LAMPLEY: Still, one can almost imagine him tonight... 00:02:33.720 --> 00:02:36.135 on the 30th anniversary of the fight that never was... 00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:38.735 contemplating yet another year of growing older... 00:02:38.760 --> 00:02:41.215 obsessed with a fight that never happened... 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:42.785 and never will. 00:02:43.200 --> 00:02:46.735 - And just for the record, I never had jock itch. WOMAN: Ha, ha. 00:02:46.760 --> 00:02:48.215 I'm just a great actor. 00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:50.104 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:09.255 Hey, champ. How's it going? 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:11.860 RAZOR: Don't call me "champ." Come on. I got your "champ." 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:14.735 Ha-ha-ha! A little early to start drinking. 00:03:14.760 --> 00:03:16.305 You still got it! 00:03:17.480 --> 00:03:19.344 I got nothing! 00:03:20.640 --> 00:03:22.695 (MEN CHEERING AND CLAPPING) 00:03:22.720 --> 00:03:25.855 Guys. All right, yeah. 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:27.415 - Walter. - Hey. 00:03:27.440 --> 00:03:30.815 - What the hell is happening? - You didn't see yourself on TV? 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:33.695 I don't have a TV. Bad for the brain. 00:03:33.720 --> 00:03:36.221 There was this thing on about you and Kid. 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:38.495 Oh, who cares about that? 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.015 Man, come on, like... 00:03:40.040 --> 00:03:42.215 Why'd you drop out? Seriously. 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:43.671 - You really wanna know? - Yeah. 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:45.695 Never told anybody this... 00:03:45.720 --> 00:03:47.390 but, deep inside... 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:50.070 I wanna dance. 00:03:50.480 --> 00:03:52.421 - I wanna dance. The Bristol Stomp. - Ha-ha-ha. 00:03:52.440 --> 00:03:55.271 - The Ching-a-Ling. Pony. - Stop, you really need to get a TV. 00:03:55.560 --> 00:03:57.575 You don't know a good thing when you see it. 00:03:57.600 --> 00:03:59.225 (WALTER LAUGHING) 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:12.495 MAN: What's it like? KID: It's strong, but it goes down easy. 00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:14.975 (RIM SHOT ON DRUMS THEN AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:18.335 No, but seriously. Did you know that Razor Sharp was ambidextrous? 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:19.775 No, I hadn't heard that. 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:23.135 Yeah, you can knock him out with either hand. 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:26.455 Kind of like how you went down over and over in that last fight. 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:28.460 AUDIENCE: Ooh. KID: Got a comedian in the house. 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:31.255 Sir, why do you have to be so rude to me in my own place? 00:04:31.280 --> 00:04:33.382 Easy, Kid, that's a lady you're talking to. 00:04:34.440 --> 00:04:37.335 Are you sure, Joey, because this guy's got a real set of balls on him. 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:39.015 (ALL LAUGH) 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:43.495 Hey, asshole. It's been 30 years since those fights. Your shit's getting boring. 00:04:43.520 --> 00:04:47.175 Look, I wasn't prepared for that fight. I was arrogant. I was overconfident. 00:04:47.200 --> 00:04:48.735 I just didn't train enough. 00:04:48.760 --> 00:04:52.535 Unless you call having sexual intercourse 16 times a week adequate training. 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:54.695 But don't worry, honey, you would've been safe. 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:56.415 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 00:04:56.440 --> 00:04:59.255 Aha! We got a good audience tonight. 00:04:59.280 --> 00:05:02.190 - Mr. Conlon, come on. Let me in, man. LIGHTNING: No, go away! 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:05.775 Hey, what's going on? What's the problem? 00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:09.015 He barricaded himself in with his scooter. Second time this week. 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:11.375 Second time? Sorry, Nora. 00:05:11.400 --> 00:05:14.095 Lightning, it's me. What's the problem? 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:17.135 LIGHTNING: That degenerate out there! He replaced my girl, Maria! 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:20.815 Hey, don't say that. You don't even know the guy. He looks like a nice guy. 00:05:20.840 --> 00:05:23.335 LIGHTNING: No! Maria gives me the sponge bath! 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:26.815 Not this guy. His hands are like 80 grit sandpaper. 00:05:26.840 --> 00:05:30.023 And he's throwing himself into it too much, if you know what I mean. 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:33.055 Christ, I've never been so clean in my entire life. 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:34.895 - Hey, I'm just doing my job. - I know. 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:37.182 LIGHTNING: Yeah, that's what my scoutmaster said. 00:05:37.640 --> 00:05:40.495 Mr. Sharp, we've had this conversation before. 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:44.255 I appreciate it, but he's just going through a bad time. He'll get over it. 00:05:44.280 --> 00:05:46.575 He's gonna have to start looking for another facility. 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.021 - Okay. No problem. - Sorry. 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:53.415 LIGHTNING: Wait, wait, wait. Let me back up. Wait! 00:05:53.440 --> 00:05:54.615 (HEARING AID BEEPING) 00:05:54.640 --> 00:05:59.095 What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls? 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:01.735 He's a hero as far as I'm concerned, pal. Heh. 00:06:01.760 --> 00:06:03.575 You watch that TV show last night? 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:05.175 Yeah, I heard. 00:06:05.200 --> 00:06:08.255 - Listen, uh, your thing. Turn it down. - What? 00:06:08.280 --> 00:06:12.455 Oh, the hearing aid. Goddamn thing drives me crazy. 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:15.815 - Feel like RZ-freaking-DZ. - Heh. 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:19.015 Well, I'm still steamed up over that show last night. 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:21.455 - You could've beaten that punk. - Save your breath. 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:24.015 That book is closed. Why does everybody wanna open that book? 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:27.535 Just forget about it. Let it go. Sleeping dogs and all that. 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:29.695 They told me about the new meds. You try them? 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:34.135 They say they'll add a couple of years to your life. Maybe you'll reach, heh, 1000? 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:37.295 What difference does it make? I can't afford them and you're not paying. 00:06:37.320 --> 00:06:38.855 You done enough already. 00:06:38.880 --> 00:06:42.135 Hey. No, no. It's all right. I'll take care of it. Don't worry. 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:44.335 You're the only one that's never screwed me over. 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:46.455 That's gotta count for something. 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:49.743 Don't change the subject. I'm still very, very pissed off at you. 00:06:50.400 --> 00:06:54.975 Pissed off at me? The fight was 30 years ago. You gotta let it go. 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:58.175 Man, we had so much on the table. Why did you walk away? 00:06:58.200 --> 00:07:01.775 We could be sitting in hot tubs now with big-ass blonds. 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:04.631 Heh, heh. Yeah. You can't swim. 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:06.935 You would've drowned. 00:07:06.960 --> 00:07:10.215 On that note, I'll leave you with the blonds you'll never have. 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:13.295 Tell Mr. Sandpaper Hands I want my two sleeping pills. 00:07:13.320 --> 00:07:15.455 - It's 10 in the morning. - Then I want four. 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:18.815 I wanna be dreaming of all them hookers that you deprived me of. 00:07:18.840 --> 00:07:20.101 (CHUCKLES) 00:07:27.080 --> 00:07:28.306 Hey! 00:07:29.320 --> 00:07:32.503 Hey, you can't park here. 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:35.855 Take it easy, man. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. 00:07:35.880 --> 00:07:37.027 Really? 00:07:37.280 --> 00:07:39.428 Oh, come on, Razor. Razor. 00:07:40.320 --> 00:07:44.015 It's Dante Jr. Don't act like I didn't grow up to be a fine looking man. 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:46.215 Right. Too bad your father didn't show up... 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:49.503 so I can belt him for taking what was left of my purses. 00:07:49.840 --> 00:07:51.053 Dad passed away last year. 00:07:51.078 --> 00:07:53.695 If you didn't see him dead, I wouldn't trust that. 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:55.060 I did. 00:07:57.880 --> 00:07:59.664 Now you make me feel a little bad. 00:08:00.280 --> 00:08:03.190 - Wanna come in or something? - I would love to come in, Razor. 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:07.949 You look good. Hey, should I roll my window up? Is this a good area? 00:08:09.880 --> 00:08:13.615 Tuna fish, some overripe bananas that you probably bought on sale. 00:08:13.640 --> 00:08:14.935 You shop like my grandmom. 00:08:14.960 --> 00:08:18.815 Bananas are a good source of potassium and I had double coupons for the fish. 00:08:18.840 --> 00:08:23.055 That's not fish. Fish is like a Sushi. That's a step above cat food, Razor. 00:08:23.080 --> 00:08:27.026 It's dolphin safe and I don't sweat the extra nickel because it's the right thing. 00:08:27.480 --> 00:08:29.309 Not my business. Your house, sorry. 00:08:29.760 --> 00:08:31.815 What is this? It's like a mouse or something? 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:33.061 - What is that? RAZOR: A dog. 00:08:33.080 --> 00:08:35.495 - A dog? - It's a dog. 00:08:35.520 --> 00:08:38.544 - So why you here, Junior? - Why am I here? 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:41.655 You know what this is, Razor? 00:08:41.680 --> 00:08:43.415 A bad movie? 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:45.255 - It's a video game. - Right. 00:08:45.280 --> 00:08:47.462 When did they unfreeze you, Captain America? 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:51.015 "Captain America"? You know, I'd like to take you down a peg... 00:08:51.040 --> 00:08:53.302 but it looks like somebody beat me to it. 00:08:53.880 --> 00:08:56.535 A height joke. That was good. That's original. 00:08:56.560 --> 00:08:58.495 Height ain't nothing but a number. 00:08:58.520 --> 00:09:01.735 See, in Thailand, I'm in the 95th percentile. I'm okay over there. 00:09:01.760 --> 00:09:04.575 So, what you say can't hurt my feelings. Let's talk Turkey. 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:07.015 The guys that made this game saw your HBO special. 00:09:07.040 --> 00:09:09.975 They loved it. I loved it. Did I tell you? I really did. 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:12.095 Anyway, they wanna put you and Kid in the game. 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:14.455 Okay? Before you say anything, hear me out. 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:18.535 All they do is videotape you throwing a couple punches, record you making noises. 00:09:18.560 --> 00:09:20.935 Unh! Unh! Ugh! I'm gonna kill you. 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:23.535 Except in a white guy's voice. They don't wanna scare anybody. 00:09:23.560 --> 00:09:25.679 - That's how simple this is. - It ain't that simple. 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:29.655 - I can't be in the same room as that guy. - Okay, okay. Now listen. Slow down. 00:09:29.680 --> 00:09:32.095 That's the case, I'll bring you in on separate days. 00:09:32.120 --> 00:09:34.621 You're talking less than an hour for 10 grand. 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:37.587 Ten grand, man. Easy. 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:40.028 No. Not worth it. 00:09:40.880 --> 00:09:43.975 The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house! 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:45.735 No. You're obviously doing well... 00:09:45.760 --> 00:09:48.895 with all this F-you mouse sculpture making money you got. 00:09:48.920 --> 00:09:51.335 It's a dog and I don't do it for money. 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:53.775 Tell you what, you wanna play hardball? Twelve Gs. 00:09:53.800 --> 00:09:56.095 Twelve Gs. I pulled it out my ass. Twelve Gs. 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:58.621 I'll get 12 Gs, you knickknack-making son of a bitch. 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:06.541 I don't like the way you looking at me, as if... 00:10:08.280 --> 00:10:10.495 Stubborn piece of shit. 00:10:10.520 --> 00:10:13.146 You were right to rip him off, Daddy. You should've. 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:17.535 Come here with a perfectly damn good deal, you gonna throw it back in my face? 00:10:17.560 --> 00:10:20.982 Like I'm crazy? Okay. That's fine. 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.189 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 00:10:25.280 --> 00:10:26.905 Piece of shit! 00:10:28.040 --> 00:10:29.983 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:37.747 Damn it! 00:10:41.040 --> 00:10:42.775 (HORN HONKS) (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 00:10:42.800 --> 00:10:44.504 I'll do it for 15. 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:47.375 But I don't wanna see him. 00:10:47.400 --> 00:10:49.980 Done and done. That is done. 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:51.615 Ha, ha. 00:10:51.640 --> 00:10:54.311 Hey, Raze, real quick. Do you got any jumper cables? 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:56.695 You think you can give me a jump? 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:57.901 No. 00:10:58.520 --> 00:10:59.815 Okay, it's fine. 00:10:59.840 --> 00:11:01.095 I'll figure it out. 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:04.269 You've made the right decision. It's gonna be great. 00:11:04.800 --> 00:11:06.390 Thank you, Raze! 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:10.427 He said yes! Whoo! 00:11:13.920 --> 00:11:15.385 Excuse me! 00:11:28.920 --> 00:11:33.175 Come on! It's like ripping off a Band-Aid. Just come in here and get it over with. 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.095 RAZOR: This is stupid. What is this mess? 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.255 "This mess" is the future. 00:11:37.280 --> 00:11:40.589 Now, come on, Razor. I don't got time to be playing with you all day. 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:45.015 (LAUGHING) 00:11:45.040 --> 00:11:47.222 You got male camel toe. 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:49.385 You look like Buzz Lightyear. 00:11:49.960 --> 00:11:52.215 "To infinity and beyond!" Stop it. 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:54.263 I'm playing. Come on, man. 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:58.015 - I'm not doing this. - What you talking about? You look great. 00:11:58.040 --> 00:11:59.936 I wish I could put you in a Martini glass. 00:11:59.949 --> 00:12:01.855 I've never been this uncomfortable. 00:12:01.880 --> 00:12:05.295 Will you relax? It's gonna take you a few minutes. How bad could it be? 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:06.581 And fix your crotch, man. 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:09.215 (LAUGHS) 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:11.380 MAN: We're ready. DANTE: We're good, Raze. Let's go. 00:12:11.400 --> 00:12:13.335 MAN: Looks good, huh? DANTE: Money time, baby. 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:16.775 Looks good. Okay, Razor. Let's throw some jabs at Wilbur the dummy. 00:12:16.800 --> 00:12:18.741 - We're recording your punch form. RAZOR: Okay. 00:12:20.400 --> 00:12:22.025 One, two. One, two. 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:25.467 Okay. Can you put a little oomph into it? 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:28.055 Heh. This is stupid. 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:29.615 Let's try, okay? 00:12:29.640 --> 00:12:31.941 Act like the dummy is real and the dummy's hitting back. 00:12:32.560 --> 00:12:36.215 Imagine that somebody just sold you a overpriced can of tuna. There you go. 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:38.263 Come on, Razor! Imagine it's Kid. 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:40.710 (GRUNTS) 00:12:41.480 --> 00:12:43.300 - That's good. - Huh? Damn right, it's good. 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:45.787 KID: Hey, I hope I don't look like that big of an asshole. 00:12:46.680 --> 00:12:49.215 RAZOR: You set me up? - Nobody set anybody up, Razor. 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:51.461 What'd I tell you? I told you to come in 1:00. 00:12:51.486 --> 00:12:52.335 I came early. 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:55.695 I wanted to see my old friend. He's been ducking me 30 years. I missed him. 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:58.655 It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm out of here. 00:12:58.680 --> 00:13:02.855 No, you're not. Not till you admit that you quit because you were scared of me. 00:13:02.880 --> 00:13:04.860 - Why do you talk like that? - What do you mean? 00:13:04.880 --> 00:13:07.135 - Just admit it. It's true. - You know what? 00:13:07.160 --> 00:13:09.255 I'm getting out of here, and I'm asking nice. 00:13:09.280 --> 00:13:11.015 - Or what? - Just get out of the way. 00:13:11.040 --> 00:13:15.535 Listen. Those punches might get these nerds all hot under the pants, but you know what? 00:13:15.560 --> 00:13:19.695 They're the same half-assed punches you threw 30 years ago when you ran from me. 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:22.505 - Move, or I'm moving you. - Try and move me. Go ahead. 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:26.775 You know, maybe you're right. I might pop a disc, you're just so fat. 00:13:26.800 --> 00:13:28.815 What weight class you fighting at now, LAP-BAND? 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:32.335 - I can still take you. - Maybe to the prom if you ask nice. 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:34.055 - Pushing your luck now. - Hey! Hey! 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:35.215 I'm sorry. 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:38.215 - I'm sorry. I did it to you, all right? RAZOR: You're just sorry? 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:39.895 You're a lucky guy. 00:13:39.920 --> 00:13:42.535 No, no. No! No, man! What are you doing? 00:13:42.560 --> 00:13:44.815 - No, no. Razor! MAN: What you doing with that? 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:46.695 - Stop! Stop it! MAN: Oh, man. 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:48.822 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:13:49.320 --> 00:13:51.375 What are you doing? Stop it. Don't do that! 00:13:51.400 --> 00:13:52.501 I would have beat you! 00:13:54.160 --> 00:13:55.500 DANTE: You done lost your mind? 00:13:55.600 --> 00:13:57.015 Come on, come on, come on. 00:13:57.040 --> 00:13:58.735 Come on. Come on. 00:13:58.760 --> 00:13:59.986 DANTE: What are you doing? 00:14:01.520 --> 00:14:03.055 Guys, this is... 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:04.864 It's not the behavior of old men! 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:10.186 Yo, guys, you gotta see this. Come here. 00:14:10.760 --> 00:14:12.100 Check this out. 00:14:12.200 --> 00:14:13.870 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:14:19.760 --> 00:14:22.306 (IN JAPANESE) 00:14:23.520 --> 00:14:25.375 And the number one play of the week. 00:14:25.400 --> 00:14:28.335 Check out this clip of two former Light Heavyweight Champs... 00:14:28.360 --> 00:14:30.375 that is blowing up online. 00:14:30.400 --> 00:14:35.095 In fact, Razor Sharp and Kid McDonnen's brawl has gotten so popular... 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:36.575 it's gone animated. 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:37.815 KID: Come on, come on. 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:39.749 RAZOR: Unh! You're a lucky guy. 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:45.415 You two some kind of superheroes? 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:48.455 Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald SuperPussy. 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:49.735 (LAUGHS) 00:14:49.760 --> 00:14:52.535 Yeah, must be tough for you, huh? SuperPussy? 00:14:52.560 --> 00:14:54.150 SuperPussy. 00:14:54.640 --> 00:14:58.295 You can't run or hide anymore, can you? And you can't ignore me anymore. 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:01.135 Huh? You can't ignore me. Can't ignore me. 00:15:01.160 --> 00:15:03.661 Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy, already? 00:15:04.160 --> 00:15:05.750 (ALL LAUGH) 00:15:06.560 --> 00:15:09.106 Yo, Sharp, McDonnen. You made bail. 00:15:11.800 --> 00:15:15.135 Soon as we get out of these cops' eyelines, I'm gonna punch you again. 00:15:15.160 --> 00:15:16.975 Tell me so I know when to say "Ow." 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:20.295 Ladies! My God, please don't embarrass yourselves any further out here. 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:22.135 Come look at this. Look at this video. 00:15:22.160 --> 00:15:24.015 - What's this? - It's going viral. 00:15:24.040 --> 00:15:26.495 It's got over, like, a million views right now. 00:15:26.520 --> 00:15:28.815 You don't know what I mean by "going viral." 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:30.655 Razor, you know what Youtube is? 00:15:30.680 --> 00:15:34.655 Neither one of you know what "viral" means? What type of two out-of-touch, old... 00:15:34.680 --> 00:15:35.895 - Hey. - Hey. 00:15:35.920 --> 00:15:37.855 Sorry. No, no. Uncalled-for. Forget it. 00:15:37.880 --> 00:15:41.415 - Look, it's a video of your fight. KID: That's me? Hey, that's me. 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:45.015 - They say the camera adds 10 pounds. - What's your excuse for the other 20? 00:15:45.040 --> 00:15:47.935 Do me a favor? Save the verbal jousting for a more important time. 00:15:47.960 --> 00:15:49.815 I'm about to lay something huge on you. 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:53.175 I got a company that wants the rematch. December 15th, Palace Theatre. 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:55.815 - They want to pay each of us 75 grand. - Each of us? 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:58.655 I meant each of you. They're gonna pay you 100 grand. 00:15:58.680 --> 00:16:00.712 You just said 75. Now you went to 100? 00:16:00.737 --> 00:16:03.295 I was thinking about the thing at the house. 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:05.095 Don't worry, it ain't gonna happen. 00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:07.695 Just give me the 15 grand you promised for the game. 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:09.815 Hey, jagoff, you promised him 15 grand? 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:11.215 He did. Give me the money. 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:12.695 They're not gonna pay you. 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:15.295 Lucky if they don't sue for breaking the equip... 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.215 - I needed that money. - I should be doing this for the 15. 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.815 You should get off me in front of this police station. 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:22.045 I got more money for you. 00:16:22.070 --> 00:16:24.535 Nothing you could offer me. I ain't fighting. 00:16:24.560 --> 00:16:26.055 You're still a chickenshit. 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:28.615 - Razor, don't walk away. KID: Why don't you wanna do it? 00:16:28.640 --> 00:16:31.215 - Please. - It's a chance of a lifetime, you moron. 00:16:31.240 --> 00:16:32.535 DANTE: Not helping. Razor! 00:16:32.560 --> 00:16:35.695 - What are you provoking him for? KID: I'm not. I didn't do anything. 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:40.109 Well, I did do something, but that's a long time ago. 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:42.702 And that's probably what it is. 00:16:44.880 --> 00:16:46.695 I banged his girlfriend. 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:49.855 - I'm sorry, what? - I knocked her up. His girlfriend. 00:16:49.880 --> 00:16:52.535 Great segue into information I needed to know earlier. 00:16:52.560 --> 00:16:54.822 Probably wasn't a good idea. 00:16:55.640 --> 00:16:58.215 A momentary lapse in judgment. 00:16:58.240 --> 00:16:59.695 I'll say. 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:02.655 Putting your thing where it doesn't belong. That's what you... 00:17:02.680 --> 00:17:06.182 I can't... This is white people shit, man. 00:17:08.120 --> 00:17:10.855 Son of a bitch. He ain't ever gonna fight me. 00:17:10.880 --> 00:17:13.095 Can't believe you would. It's insane. 00:17:13.120 --> 00:17:16.415 Oh, yeah? What? Give me one reason. 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:18.615 You're old. You're fat. 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:21.255 You got a bad back. You got weak knees. 00:17:21.280 --> 00:17:22.415 You're fat. 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:25.225 Hey, you know, don't sugarcoat it. Be honest. 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:30.749 Ah... 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:33.022 It ain't gonna happen anyway. 00:17:33.320 --> 00:17:34.615 It's never gonna happen. 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:36.742 Thank God for that. 00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:50.535 Walter, where you going? 00:17:50.560 --> 00:17:54.415 More layoffs, man. After 30 years, they let me go just like that. 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:55.615 You're kidding. 00:17:55.640 --> 00:17:58.505 Hey, Razor, boss needs to see you. 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:01.828 Least you don't have a family, man. 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:07.068 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO) 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:09.295 Okay, Razor. 00:18:09.320 --> 00:18:11.135 No, done and done. 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:14.175 Hey, hey, look, get off my phone before you change your mind. 00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:16.109 Okay, man. Bye. 00:18:17.600 --> 00:18:21.944 I am done with you! That's right. It is over, you piece of shit. 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:24.945 Hell, yeah! 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:26.655 Yo! Get back in your car! 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:29.095 Ain't my car no more, bitch! Okay? I'm getting a new one! 00:18:29.120 --> 00:18:30.415 (HORN HONKS) 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:32.495 Sorry! I just won a cracker lottery! 00:18:32.520 --> 00:18:33.985 Thank you, Jesus! 00:18:34.520 --> 00:18:38.735 Thirty years! Thirty goddamn years! 00:18:38.760 --> 00:18:42.495 Yes! Yes! Yes! 00:18:42.520 --> 00:18:43.695 Yes, yes, yes! 00:18:43.720 --> 00:18:45.455 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:48.231 Yes! Yes! 00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:51.790 Phew. 00:18:52.040 --> 00:18:53.869 (PANTING) 00:18:55.160 --> 00:18:56.910 I gotta get in shape. 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.895 All right, Pittsburgh. Who's ready to make history, huh? 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:27.055 I love it. 00:19:27.080 --> 00:19:30.175 Okay, without further ado, I'd like to reintroduce to the world... 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:33.495 Billy "The Kid" McDonnen and Henry "Razor" Sharp! 00:19:33.520 --> 00:19:34.735 Come on, now! 00:19:34.760 --> 00:19:36.495 (MILD APPLAUSE) 00:19:36.520 --> 00:19:39.135 - Thought you said there'd be a crowd. - Trust me. Sit. 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:41.335 I want you all to forget two things: 00:19:41.360 --> 00:19:44.255 The Rumble in the Jungle, the Thrilla in Manila. 00:19:44.280 --> 00:19:46.223 But what you will never forget... 00:19:49.280 --> 00:19:51.295 Grudgement Day! Questions. 00:19:51.320 --> 00:19:54.375 MAN 1: Uh, is this fight some kind of joke? - No, it's not. Next question. 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:56.256 If one of you gets knocked down, is it safe to 00:19:56.269 --> 00:19:58.135 say that you've fallen and you can't get up? 00:19:58.160 --> 00:19:59.415 (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES) 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:02.055 Okay. Does anybody have a real question? 00:20:02.080 --> 00:20:05.015 Razor, who do you think is in better shape? You or the Kid? 00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:07.095 Depends what kind of shape you're talking about. 00:20:07.120 --> 00:20:09.735 - If it's round, he is. - Ha, ha. 00:20:09.760 --> 00:20:13.255 - So who's gonna train you? - Who's gonna train me? Frankie Brite. 00:20:13.280 --> 00:20:14.495 MAN 2: Really? - Mm-hm. 00:20:14.520 --> 00:20:18.095 MAN 2: Isn't he training Geronimo Padilla? KID: He is, but he's gonna train me too. 00:20:18.120 --> 00:20:20.776 What precautions are you taking? At your age, 00:20:20.789 --> 00:20:23.455 this really does seem dangerous, even deadly. 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:27.575 Understand something. This fight will be cleared as if it was any other bout, okay? 00:20:27.600 --> 00:20:29.779 Are either of you worried that you won't pass? 00:20:29.804 --> 00:20:31.895 No, I'm not worried. I had all my shots. 00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:33.590 Johnny Walker, Jack Daniel's. 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:35.695 - Jose Cuervo. - Ha-ha-ha. 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:38.170 Dante, is there any shot this would be the first 00:20:38.195 --> 00:20:40.295 fight that features Life Alert necklaces? 00:20:40.320 --> 00:20:42.415 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:44.215 You're being very disrespectful. 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:48.295 A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace. 00:20:48.320 --> 00:20:52.135 That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:55.389 But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. 00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:58.260 Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. 00:20:58.360 --> 00:21:01.430 And that voice is in these two men and they will be heard. 00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:03.655 Respect, bitches. 00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:04.940 (WHISPERS) Get up, right now. 00:21:06.120 --> 00:21:09.463 - That's the way you sell a fight. - You bet your old grizzly ass it is. 00:21:16.040 --> 00:21:18.188 Hey, Razor. 00:21:19.320 --> 00:21:21.135 - Whoa, Sally Rose. - Hey. 00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:23.175 I thought I saw you. I wasn't sure. 00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:25.935 - Hey. - You look good. How you been? 00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:27.107 So why you here? 00:21:27.480 --> 00:21:29.469 - I came to see you. - You did? 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:32.108 Why would you want to do something like that? 00:21:32.320 --> 00:21:34.661 To talk you out of this crazy fight. 00:21:35.360 --> 00:21:39.226 I know what you mean. It's a little crazy. You think it's kind of a joke, right? 00:21:39.520 --> 00:21:42.590 I just don't want you to get hurt. That's all. 00:21:48.080 --> 00:21:49.511 That's good. 00:21:50.120 --> 00:21:51.665 Nice seeing you. 00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:56.975 How many alcoholic beverages do you consume? 00:21:57.000 --> 00:21:59.023 Normal. Five, maybe six. 00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:02.344 - A week? - Well, maybe a little more than normal. 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:09.895 Ah! Oh, baby Jesus. 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:11.545 It feels normal. 00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:13.710 To you, maybe. 00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:17.628 Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. 00:22:19.040 --> 00:22:21.029 MAN: There they are. DANTE: Hey! Ha, ha. 00:22:21.240 --> 00:22:23.415 Just like I said. Paragons of health, huh? 00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:25.144 KID: Passed with flying colors. 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:27.575 Clean bill of health. 00:22:27.600 --> 00:22:29.215 DANTE: Not quite "with flying colors." 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:31.735 But it's our paintbrushes that we painting with. 00:22:31.760 --> 00:22:35.095 So look, I'm gonna introduce you to a guy that's making this happen. 00:22:35.120 --> 00:22:36.288 Lou Camare, our promoter. 00:22:36.313 --> 00:22:38.695 I would've met you at the press conference... 00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:42.415 but Junior begged me to let him go in front of the cameras by himself. 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:44.695 This face needs solo exposure. You know that. 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:47.095 You know, my brother's the doctor who saw you. 00:22:47.120 --> 00:22:49.095 And my other brother, he's the commissioner. 00:22:49.120 --> 00:22:52.415 I can get a dogfight sanctioned if I needed to. This one was tricky. 00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:54.815 Are you saying that I can bring my dog here too? 00:22:54.840 --> 00:22:58.215 That's not what he said. Why do I feel like there's something coming? 00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:00.855 DANTE: Here's the thing. The conference didn't go as planned. 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:03.215 We gotta sell 5000 tickets, baby. Five thousand. 00:23:03.240 --> 00:23:05.055 So I'm gonna need help promoting it. 00:23:05.080 --> 00:23:08.255 Not individuals, both of you. Together. As a group, okay? 00:23:08.280 --> 00:23:11.175 I could never spend more than three minutes with this bum... 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:14.735 unless I was beating the brains out of him. KID: He's got it backwards. 00:23:14.760 --> 00:23:16.775 He's punch-drunk. I was smacking him around. 00:23:16.800 --> 00:23:19.055 I smacked him from ring post to ring post. 00:23:19.080 --> 00:23:22.615 A little too much of this in the head. Little too much. 00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:24.815 - When's the fight? - Boom. 00:23:24.840 --> 00:23:28.740 Hey, listen. Bottom line is this: If we don't sell tickets, we don't make money. 00:23:28.840 --> 00:23:31.255 - No tickets, no money. - "No tickets, no money." I'm in. 00:23:31.280 --> 00:23:35.655 - That's my guy. No ticket, no money. - No tickets, no money. No money, no fight. 00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:37.455 No ticket, no money. 00:23:37.480 --> 00:23:40.975 No fight, no money, no tickets. Either way you put it, all three ways: 00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:43.895 No tickets, no fight, no money. No money, no fight, no tickets. 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:46.135 No fight, no money, no tickets. What's the third one? 00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:47.980 - All three ways. RAZOR: You got it covered. 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:49.175 What's your problem? 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:52.335 You gonna fight, fight. You're not gonna fight, don't fight. 00:23:52.360 --> 00:23:54.295 You fight, you have to do these things. 00:23:54.320 --> 00:23:57.815 DANTE: The point that I'm making, in order to do it, we gotta do it together. 00:23:57.840 --> 00:23:59.942 Yeah, together. Okay. 00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:03.775 ANNOUNCER: It's show time at the Miroquois Casino. 00:24:03.800 --> 00:24:07.295 Slots, entertainment and the best buffet on the Monongahela River! 00:24:07.320 --> 00:24:08.615 Just ask these two. 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:11.855 Whoa, will you get a load of that hunk of meat? 00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:16.655 Hey, watch your mouth, Billy "The Kid" McDonnen, onetime Light Heavyweight Champ. 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.989 I'm right over here. Right over by the delicious prime rib. 00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:24.015 Sorry, Henry "Razor" Sharp, onetime Light Heavyweight Champ. 00:24:24.040 --> 00:24:28.855 I didn't hear you as I am distracted by this mouth-watering chicken breast. 00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:31.695 If you got a gambling problem, if you're a degenerate... 00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:34.535 I wouldn't come down here because gambling is a cancer. 00:24:34.560 --> 00:24:37.535 Cut! Please just follow the script, Razor. 00:24:37.560 --> 00:24:38.815 It's not that. 00:24:38.840 --> 00:24:42.535 The pictures make this look glamorous but it could be a problem for people... 00:24:42.560 --> 00:24:44.495 and I'm saying it should be known. 00:24:44.520 --> 00:24:47.495 What is this, improv night at Chuckles? Come on, say the words. 00:24:47.520 --> 00:24:50.175 Well, maybe I just happened to hit a sore spot, huh? 00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:53.175 Didn't you lose 200 grand betting the Buffalo Bills? 00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:55.482 Who loses the Super Bowl four times in a row? 00:24:55.507 --> 00:24:56.695 I don't know. You. 00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:59.735 - I thought they'd win once. - Maybe you got a talent for losing. 00:24:59.760 --> 00:25:02.375 - I got a talent for busting your... DANTE: Hey, hey! 00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:04.975 KID: You're getting personal. RAZOR: I'm standing here. 00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:07.055 RAZOR: I'm gonna put that shit right up your ass! 00:25:07.080 --> 00:25:09.495 Heh. No such thing as bad publicity. 00:25:09.520 --> 00:25:12.335 NEWSMAN ON TV: Those two ex-fighters are making news again... 00:25:12.360 --> 00:25:14.735 and are trending on Twitter. We'll have that... 00:25:14.760 --> 00:25:17.295 - What a lot of crap. - What's the matter? 00:25:17.320 --> 00:25:19.401 You gotta fight in 12 weeks, you're doing 00:25:19.414 --> 00:25:21.505 stupid publicity stunts. Who's training you? 00:25:22.600 --> 00:25:24.935 Well, here's a hint: Somebody I can trust. 00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.215 Well, that's easy, because you don't trust nobody. 00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:29.229 - I trust you. - Ha, ha. 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.028 Forget it. I'm a dinosaur. 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:35.135 Come on, we did pretty good for 13 years together. 00:25:35.160 --> 00:25:37.116 In case you haven't noticed, I can hardly 00:25:37.129 --> 00:25:39.095 take care of myself. I'm like an infant baby. 00:25:39.120 --> 00:25:40.745 Except I got three white pubic hairs. 00:25:41.120 --> 00:25:43.255 Heh. You can do this. 00:25:43.280 --> 00:25:46.615 I haven't got time. I gotta find myself a place to stay. 00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:49.055 You can stay with me until I find you a new place. 00:25:49.080 --> 00:25:52.015 No. Don't spend any more money on me. I'm almost done. 00:25:52.040 --> 00:25:53.904 It's like polishing a turd. 00:25:54.800 --> 00:25:57.426 Do you remember the first time I came to the gym? 00:25:57.960 --> 00:26:00.904 Do you remember what you said to me? I do. 00:26:01.640 --> 00:26:04.775 I said, "it looks like the garbage man forgot to take out the trash." 00:26:04.800 --> 00:26:06.982 Heh. Yeah. Something cheerful like that. 00:26:07.280 --> 00:26:08.775 Then you said: 00:26:08.800 --> 00:26:11.455 "If I take you on, kid, you're stuck with me." 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:12.975 You said that. 00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:15.546 Don't quit on me, Light. I won't quit on you. 00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:18.975 Oh, here we go. 00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:20.625 Call it. 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:23.295 It's a quarter. 00:26:23.320 --> 00:26:26.375 Come on. Light, I need your help. 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.787 It'd be fun. One last time. 00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.655 You know why I said what I did about the garbage? 00:26:32.680 --> 00:26:33.781 No. 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:39.305 I didn't want your head to get swelled up. You were so goddamn good. 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:45.735 Thanks, buddy. 00:26:45.760 --> 00:26:47.575 - Raze? - Hmm? 00:26:47.600 --> 00:26:49.464 Give me my quarter back. 00:26:50.360 --> 00:26:51.791 - Seriously? - Yeah. 00:26:53.040 --> 00:26:54.655 How can you be so cheap? 00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:57.295 I haven't got any money. Give me my damn quarter. 00:26:57.320 --> 00:26:58.626 Okay. Fine. 00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:18.825 Nice car. 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:31.335 Oh, wow! This is exciting. Look who's here to meet me. Kid McDonnen. 00:27:31.360 --> 00:27:34.175 You know him from the Internet. "Two old guys fighting." 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:37.895 He used to be Light Heavyweight Champ. Wow, you put on a couple pounds? 00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:39.855 - You're gonna get me in shape. - Oh, really? 00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:41.061 He's gonna get me in shape. 00:27:41.080 --> 00:27:43.175 - Give us a couple minutes. KID: They can come. 00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:45.015 Watch a real reality show. 00:27:45.040 --> 00:27:47.535 - Watch us negotiate. - Okay. Okay! Ha, ha. 00:27:47.560 --> 00:27:50.106 Hey! Ho-ho! All right. 00:27:50.280 --> 00:27:52.935 - Let's get real, Kid. - Okay, let's get real. 00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:54.789 Me training you, it ain't happening. 00:27:56.760 --> 00:28:00.855 Well, this might be a problem, because I already made the announcement. 00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:03.055 You, my friend, are embarrassing yourself. 00:28:03.080 --> 00:28:05.575 A great performer knows when it's time to get off the stage. 00:28:05.600 --> 00:28:09.815 - What? Foreman fought when he was old. - He was 15 years younger than you. 00:28:09.840 --> 00:28:11.415 Listen, you know what I'm gonna do? 00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:15.095 I'll go down there and fight any one of those fighters, the best one. 00:28:15.120 --> 00:28:19.669 And then if you see that I don't have what you want, I'll walk away. 00:28:19.960 --> 00:28:21.375 It's over. 00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:22.935 Where's your dignity? 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:26.295 You're in my office, begging me for a comeback you don't deserve? 00:28:26.320 --> 00:28:28.935 - Well, take your best shot now. - Whoa, Kid. 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:30.375 What are you flexing for? 00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:32.775 Don't try it. I'm warning you. I'll lay you out. 00:28:32.800 --> 00:28:34.895 - Don't worry, I won't. - All right. 00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:36.615 Oh. Come on, Kid. 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:39.575 - What? - I saw your fist clench 10 seconds ago. 00:28:39.600 --> 00:28:42.375 I saw your eyes dart at my gut five seconds ago. 00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:43.940 You're an old man. You're washed up. 00:28:43.960 --> 00:28:46.935 - Ooh! - Did you see that five seconds ago? 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:49.506 Huh? Huh? What? My eyes darted there first. 00:28:49.800 --> 00:28:54.015 I can't believe you. After what I did for your father, your family... 00:28:54.040 --> 00:28:56.255 how you ever could say no to me. 00:28:56.280 --> 00:28:58.615 You wouldn't have all this if it wasn't for me. 00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:01.391 You wouldn't have this gym if it weren't for me. 00:29:01.840 --> 00:29:03.544 I don't understand. 00:29:05.280 --> 00:29:09.215 You mention my father. That's a low blow. I respect what you did for my family. 00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:11.775 - What are you gonna do? - Okay, I'll let you train here. 00:29:11.800 --> 00:29:12.463 Good. 00:29:12.488 --> 00:29:15.135 I'll even get some of my guys to help you out. 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:17.735 But you and I both know I won't be doing Jack. 00:29:17.760 --> 00:29:19.495 Okay. Thanks. 00:29:19.520 --> 00:29:21.775 - Long as we're clear. - Yeah, all right. 00:29:21.800 --> 00:29:24.631 See? You got me moving faster already. 00:29:29.560 --> 00:29:31.455 Hey. You again? 00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:35.295 - Think I can talk to you for a second? - Why do you keep following me around? 00:29:35.320 --> 00:29:38.663 My name's BJ. I'm your son, Kid. 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.389 We should get some coffee. 00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:48.391 Yeah, I'd like that. 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:04.575 Excuse me, can I just ask you something real quick? 00:30:04.600 --> 00:30:07.015 - You're in training, right? - Uh-huh. 00:30:07.040 --> 00:30:09.535 What are you training for? A pie-eating contest? Heh. 00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:11.503 That's all carbs. 00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:15.549 That's good. Maple syrup. It's healthy. 00:30:17.080 --> 00:30:18.511 Some Scotch? 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:25.496 So when did your mother tell you about me? 00:30:25.509 --> 00:30:27.375 Just last week. 00:30:27.400 --> 00:30:31.027 Gotta tell you, if you weren't all over the news, I don't think she would've. 00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:33.185 So how is she? 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.028 Well, she's, uh... 00:30:36.320 --> 00:30:38.375 She's emotional, you know? 00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:43.870 My dad. Her husband, the guy who raised me, he passed away recently so... 00:30:44.080 --> 00:30:46.735 - Ah. Sorry to hear that. - Thank you. 00:30:46.760 --> 00:30:48.575 - Was he good to you? - Oh, yeah. 00:30:48.600 --> 00:30:50.190 Yeah, he was the best. 00:30:52.600 --> 00:30:54.065 So. 00:30:55.280 --> 00:30:56.825 What'd she say about me? 00:30:57.840 --> 00:31:00.375 That you were pretty much the worst. 00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:02.070 - Really? - Yeah. 00:31:02.600 --> 00:31:03.855 Anything specific? 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:06.455 More specifically. All right. All right. 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:09.415 She, um... She said you turned into an asshole. 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:11.055 Heh, that's what she said. 00:31:11.080 --> 00:31:16.375 She said you became a womanizer and a drunk. Loudmouth, you know? 00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:17.911 - Is that all? - That's it. 00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:20.575 - That's bullshit. - Ha, ha. 00:31:20.600 --> 00:31:23.095 Well, I was all those things way before I met your mother. 00:31:23.120 --> 00:31:27.384 Yeah, she wasn't too happy about me coming to see you today so... 00:31:28.120 --> 00:31:29.984 Yeah. Well... 00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:36.506 Well, why did you? 00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.784 Guess I was curious. 00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:44.390 You were never curious about me? 00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.575 Your mother asked me to not make any contact with you so I respected that. 00:31:48.600 --> 00:31:50.375 You respected that, but... 00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:52.455 You did know you had a son, right? 00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:56.027 I wasn't ready to be a dad and your mother got pregnant accidentally. 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.815 You had me and I was a mistake you didn't want to deal with, right? 00:31:59.840 --> 00:32:03.135 - I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry. - No, it's okay, I get it. 00:32:03.160 --> 00:32:05.975 - Don't take it like that. - I'm not taking it any way. 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:10.615 You're not a mistake. You're here. The situation was a mistake. I don't know. 00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:12.895 It's okay. You don't owe me nothing. Take that. 00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:15.895 - Put that towards your double bypass. - What's all this about? 00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:18.495 When I came here today, I was pissed off at my mom... 00:32:18.520 --> 00:32:22.420 because she kept you a secret from me, but I think I get why she did it. 00:32:23.560 --> 00:32:24.821 Good luck. 00:32:38.800 --> 00:32:39.975 RAZOR: Home, sweet home. 00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:42.944 LIGHTNING: It's exactly the same as it was 20 years ago. 00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:45.455 What's that? 00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:48.535 It's my hobby. I got a creative side. Didn't know that, did you? 00:32:48.560 --> 00:32:49.735 No. 00:32:49.760 --> 00:32:51.695 So where's the TV? You don't got a TV? 00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:53.535 I don't do TV. 00:32:53.560 --> 00:32:55.815 - You don't do TV. - Mm-mm. 00:32:55.840 --> 00:32:57.455 You got an iPad? 00:32:57.480 --> 00:32:58.991 No, I got a regular couch. 00:32:59.760 --> 00:33:01.510 It's not a couch, dummy. 00:33:02.280 --> 00:33:04.986 I know what an iPad is. I'm just jerking your chain. 00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:06.695 Do you know what an iPad is? 00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:11.455 Yeah, I do. It's one of those flat things you push around with your fingers. 00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:13.743 It sounds great. Makes me wanna buy one 00:33:13.756 --> 00:33:16.029 because you're making it sound so appealing. 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.791 Don't use sarcasm on me. I'm an old man. I confuse easy. 00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:25.175 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:28.175 please rise for our national anthem as sung by boxing legends... 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:31.190 Henry "Razor" Sharp and Billy "The Kid" McDonnen. 00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:35.895 Both singing off-key: Oh, say can you see. 00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:39.575 By the dawn's early light. 00:33:39.600 --> 00:33:46.345 What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? 00:33:47.280 --> 00:33:49.975 (BOTH MUMBLING) 00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:51.147 Oh, shit. 00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.295 LeBron burst in your hair. 00:33:53.320 --> 00:33:54.495 What? 00:33:54.520 --> 00:33:57.908 Gave proof to the night 00:34:09.720 --> 00:34:10.935 (GROANS) 00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:12.455 Unnecessary. 00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:13.895 Time to train. 00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:15.909 All right. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. 00:34:16.560 --> 00:34:17.786 Just... 00:34:21.640 --> 00:34:23.135 Unnecessary! 00:34:23.160 --> 00:34:25.228 I said it's time to train. 00:34:29.160 --> 00:34:30.341 What have I done? 00:34:33.120 --> 00:34:34.295 Where's Frankie? 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.295 Frankie's not coming till later. I'm your trainer, Mikey. 00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:40.981 You can't be my trainer. Maybe I'd believe you ate my trainer. 00:34:42.120 --> 00:34:43.301 Nice. 00:34:44.600 --> 00:34:46.815 WEATHERMAN ON RADIO: Forty-six and chilly downtown. 00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:48.855 It's not gonna get much warmer this afternoon. 00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:51.295 Highs today in Pittsburgh only around the 60s. 00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.575 Grab a sweater and maybe an extra cup of Joe. 00:34:53.600 --> 00:34:55.941 Right now, here's today's six at 6. 00:35:01.520 --> 00:35:04.655 Do fighters still do this? Seems like a lot of cholesterol. 00:35:04.680 --> 00:35:05.941 Quiet. 00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:08.220 Drink up. 00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:18.070 And don't throw up. 00:35:29.560 --> 00:35:31.695 Anything good in the magazine, Mike? 00:35:31.720 --> 00:35:34.471 Besides the crumbs from your breakfast burrito? 00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:36.415 Same shit. 00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:40.015 Can you believe how bad these Hollywood stars look without their makeup? 00:35:40.040 --> 00:35:41.551 It's horrifying. 00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:43.745 What's so funny? 00:35:44.040 --> 00:35:46.775 - I was thinking about something. - Bullshit. 00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:49.135 - What are you laughing at? - Your moobs. 00:35:49.160 --> 00:35:50.335 Huh? 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.615 - Your moobs. - My what? 00:35:52.640 --> 00:35:57.015 Your moobs, they bounce when you jump. It's like bad Baywatch. 00:35:57.040 --> 00:35:59.015 (MIKEY LAUGHING) 00:35:59.040 --> 00:36:00.346 (CHUCKLES) 00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:09.344 Let's go, let's go! You've only got 50 feet to go. 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:12.944 My ass is numb from this goddamn scooter. 00:36:13.520 --> 00:36:14.951 SALLY: Hey. 00:36:15.160 --> 00:36:16.625 You need a lift? 00:36:17.120 --> 00:36:19.382 Why'd you come find me again? 00:36:21.680 --> 00:36:23.862 Because I knew you didn't mean it. 00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:32.386 How you been? 00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:38.415 You mean since the last time I saw you in 1984? I've been okay, thanks. 00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:40.065 Hey! You got 50 more feet! 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:42.508 - Don't quit on me now! - In a minute, Light. 00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:44.775 SALLY: Lightning? - Yeah. 00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:48.015 Oh, my God. I can't believe he's still alive. 00:36:48.040 --> 00:36:50.381 I mean, not in a bad way. 00:36:56.720 --> 00:36:58.584 So why are you here, Sally? 00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:04.775 I just think we got off on the wrong foot at the press thing... 00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:07.062 and I just thought we could go and talk. 00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:13.615 Well, I'm training right now. Can't do it. 00:37:13.640 --> 00:37:16.455 Look, lately, I've seen a lot of clips of you. 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:19.935 You know, because of the fight and all and clips of us... 00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:24.215 and I thought I had filed all of that away some place really neatly... 00:37:24.240 --> 00:37:26.581 Well, that's good. I mean, you were always neat. 00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:31.061 You know, Henry, it's taken me almost 30 years to say this... 00:37:31.720 --> 00:37:34.575 but I truly am sorry. I apologize. 00:37:34.600 --> 00:37:36.111 It's okay. 00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:40.455 You look cold. I'm cold. 00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:42.742 It's good seeing you, but I gotta go. 00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:48.588 I'm in the phone book under Anderson. 00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.462 My late husband's name, if you ever wanna talk about this. 00:37:54.520 --> 00:37:57.464 Why would I ever wanna talk about this, Sally? 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:10.991 Hey! 00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:13.064 Is he a good kid? 00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.147 The best. 00:38:15.720 --> 00:38:17.470 You'd like him. 00:38:31.520 --> 00:38:32.985 LIGHTNING: Well, well. 00:38:34.240 --> 00:38:35.735 She's single. 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:38.215 Call her before she remembers that you're you. 00:38:38.240 --> 00:38:40.820 Don't eavesdrop on my private conversations, okay? 00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:42.695 I had my hearing aid turned down. 00:38:42.720 --> 00:38:45.175 But you could see she was sending all the signals. 00:38:45.200 --> 00:38:49.095 You could be doing the bone dance with her instead of welding mice out of crap. 00:38:49.120 --> 00:38:50.267 They're dogs. 00:38:51.040 --> 00:38:54.030 And I said mind your own business. 00:38:55.080 --> 00:38:56.420 Damn it! 00:39:00.240 --> 00:39:04.535 Why don't you have a goddamn TV? I could be watching Dancing With the Stars. 00:39:04.560 --> 00:39:09.188 I'm an old guy. I gotta be watching Dancing With the Stars. I'm serious. 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.182 Come on, baby. Come on, old man. 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:16.385 MIKEY: Your timing's off, Kid. 00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:20.223 He's out-hustling you, Kid. 00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:23.575 Your timing's way off. 00:39:23.600 --> 00:39:25.095 Touch him with the jab. 00:39:25.120 --> 00:39:26.665 Move your head. 00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:28.615 Tap him with that jab. 00:39:28.640 --> 00:39:30.215 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:39:30.240 --> 00:39:34.095 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop. Shmoo, ease up. He's like 80 years old. 00:39:34.120 --> 00:39:35.775 I am easing up, baby. Come on. 00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.535 Kid, let's call it a session. I'm tired just watching. 00:39:38.560 --> 00:39:41.391 I can't quit, he's moving too fast. I can't land anything. 00:39:42.120 --> 00:39:45.455 Hey, you think I could just make a suggestion real quick? 00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:47.335 - Come again? - I won't interrupt. 00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:50.095 Just a quick suggestion. He's got a hitch in his jab. 00:39:50.120 --> 00:39:52.295 Try timing it with the right. See what happens. 00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.135 - Hey, you his trainer? BJ: No, I'm not. 00:39:54.160 --> 00:39:55.415 Then back the hell off! 00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:56.780 All right. 00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:02.304 Let's go. Ready? Come on. 00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:09.740 MAN: Oh! 00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:11.385 (MEN CLAP AND CHEER) 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:13.815 - Good tip. MIKEY: Hey, Kid. 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.455 I don't need this shit. I was doing you a favor. 00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:18.935 If you wanna listen to him, be my guest, all right? 00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:20.779 That's my son. He's the first person to talk 00:40:20.792 --> 00:40:22.621 to me like a boxer instead of a pair of tits. 00:40:23.160 --> 00:40:24.415 Get out of here. 00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:27.695 You know what? I'm gonna show you something, you fat piece of shit. 00:40:27.720 --> 00:40:29.415 - What the hell? - Come back here. 00:40:29.440 --> 00:40:31.975 Come back, you fat bastard, I'm gonna kick your ass. 00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:33.495 I'll show you a pair of tits! 00:40:33.520 --> 00:40:34.906 (CHUCKLES) 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:39.110 So Why'd you come back? 00:40:40.200 --> 00:40:42.951 I just wanna give you these back, all right? 00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:47.455 I have a dealership. I can't have my son drive around in that old piece of shit. 00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:50.015 I appreciate the gesture, all right, but just... 00:40:50.040 --> 00:40:52.495 You're not buying me into your life. It's not gonna happen. 00:40:52.520 --> 00:40:55.624 Just take the keys. Take the keys, please. 00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:58.747 - Fine. - Let it go, Kid. 00:40:59.240 --> 00:41:02.867 Hey, what's "BJ" stand for? 00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:06.615 Bradley James. It stands for Bradley James, but I just... 00:41:06.640 --> 00:41:07.855 I like BJ. 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.175 We all do, kid. 00:41:09.200 --> 00:41:12.135 It's one thing to get one and it's another to be called one. 00:41:12.160 --> 00:41:14.615 Oh, that is clever, I gotta tell you. 00:41:14.640 --> 00:41:16.335 Kids in school use to say that... 00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:19.215 until I smacked the loudest one and made the rest stop. 00:41:19.240 --> 00:41:20.501 I'll bet. 00:41:21.040 --> 00:41:24.940 So I spent like a month in the principal's office because of people saying that. 00:41:25.040 --> 00:41:27.063 I guess I actually kind of liked it. 00:41:29.080 --> 00:41:32.175 - Fighting, you mean? - No, the principal. She was hot. 00:41:32.200 --> 00:41:33.870 Yeah, well, that sounds familiar. 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:38.149 So you like boxing too? Noticed this. 00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:43.215 I surely got the nose, huh? Nothing like you. 00:41:43.240 --> 00:41:47.735 I had some amateur fights, went to nationals, but Mom made me quit. 00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:50.181 My dad, he signed me up for football. 00:41:51.240 --> 00:41:52.695 How'd you do? 00:41:52.720 --> 00:41:54.815 Played corner in college. 00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:57.895 But I coach now. I do strength and conditioning over at Pitt. 00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:00.975 - Wow. Panthers. Impressive. - No. 00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:04.255 It's just I got a knack for kicking fat asses into shape, that's all. 00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:06.655 Where'd you get that smart mouth on you? 00:42:06.680 --> 00:42:09.575 - Did the guy who raised you give you that? - Definitely not. 00:42:09.600 --> 00:42:13.895 Ha, ha. No, sir. Funny, nobody could ever figure it out where I got that from. 00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:16.055 Now I'm thinking maybe Mom had a pretty good idea. 00:42:16.080 --> 00:42:17.864 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 00:42:20.080 --> 00:42:21.775 Hey, how about you help me? 00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:22.947 With What? 00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:28.300 Help get me back in shape. 00:42:28.720 --> 00:42:30.319 - Like you want me to train you? - Yeah. 00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.255 Ha, ha. You're crazy. 00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:33.501 - I ain't helping you. - Huh? 00:42:33.520 --> 00:42:35.415 - No, I don't wanna do that. - Come on. 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:38.589 - I don't think so. - Come on, just till I find somebody else. 00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:41.855 This'll be your salary. 00:42:41.880 --> 00:42:43.615 (LAUGHING) 00:42:43.640 --> 00:42:46.695 It's a Dodge Dart, not a Porsche. You act like you're giving me something. 00:42:46.720 --> 00:42:47.867 That's a piece of shit. 00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:51.935 It is a piece of shit, isn't it? 00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:54.335 How about I kick a dent in it, you'll like it better? 00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:57.191 - There's an idea. - Want me to scratch it up with a key? 00:42:57.760 --> 00:42:59.015 Huh? 00:42:59.040 --> 00:43:03.384 I tell you what. You've got yourself a deal. You start tomorrow. Six A.M. 00:43:04.160 --> 00:43:05.975 - How about 10:30? - How about 6 A.M.? 00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:08.615 - How about 8:30? - How about 6 A.M.? 00:43:08.640 --> 00:43:10.823 And do me a favor. Lay off the, uh, flapjacks 00:43:10.836 --> 00:43:13.029 and the Scotch, all right, Stay Puft? 00:43:14.520 --> 00:43:16.655 Mom is not gonna like this one. 00:43:16.680 --> 00:43:18.455 Well, we'll turn her. 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:20.309 "We'll turn her"? Good luck. 00:43:22.040 --> 00:43:25.335 Oh, by the way, Kid, you, uh... You got a grandson. 00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:27.462 His name's Trey and he's 8. 00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:35.142 How do I look in this thing? Pretty good? 00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:38.263 Don't get into an accident. 00:43:40.160 --> 00:43:43.815 RAZOR: I'm not sure about this place. Why don't we go outside and do road work? 00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:48.295 No, your legs are fine. It's just the rest of your muscles are as rusty as my balls. 00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:49.535 (HEARING AID WHINING) 00:43:49.560 --> 00:43:51.135 Hey, Light. Filter. 00:43:51.160 --> 00:43:52.535 BOY: Hey. 00:43:52.560 --> 00:43:55.655 - Your head's making noise. - You wanna hear a noise? 00:43:55.680 --> 00:43:58.989 It's gonna be the sound of you crying if you don't get out of here. 00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:01.855 That was nice. 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:05.375 Like I was saying. We're gonna focus on your endurance and your speed... 00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:09.505 so you get so fast, he's gonna crawl right back up into his mama's vagina. 00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:12.375 RAZOR: Hey, Light. - What? 00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.343 "What?" Take a Walk. 00:44:14.720 --> 00:44:16.015 You sit down right here. 00:44:16.040 --> 00:44:19.030 Hey, Moses. Looks like Dundee found your new sparring partner. 00:44:19.240 --> 00:44:20.615 Another funny one, Frank. 00:44:20.640 --> 00:44:23.789 - He's closer to a pro fighter in age than you are. KID: Keep it up. 00:44:24.160 --> 00:44:26.895 Kid, there's somebody I want you to meet. My son, Trey. 00:44:26.920 --> 00:44:29.335 No way. My family gets bigger and bigger. 00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:31.575 - Can I call you Grandpa? KID: No. 00:44:31.600 --> 00:44:33.535 No. Kid. Call me Kid. 00:44:33.560 --> 00:44:35.415 That seems weird because you're old. 00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:37.015 (BJ CHUCKLES) 00:44:37.040 --> 00:44:39.039 - Just call him Billy. - Nice to meet you, Billy. 00:44:39.040 --> 00:44:41.079 - Nice to meet you. - I'm gonna go do my homework. 00:44:41.080 --> 00:44:42.575 - Okay. - Go get them. 00:44:42.600 --> 00:44:44.021 - Okay, Dad. - You ready, Grandpa? 00:44:44.040 --> 00:44:45.855 - Don't call me Grandpa. - Don't like that? 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.335 Last night I decided we're going to train in a very particular way. 00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:51.415 We're going to train old school. 00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:54.735 None of this... None of this Pilates crap. 00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:56.896 I'm talking real old school. I'm talking 00:44:56.909 --> 00:44:59.055 Johnson, I'm talking Dempsey, I'm talking Louis. 00:44:59.080 --> 00:45:02.135 And today, we're gonna start with pool punching. 00:45:02.160 --> 00:45:03.830 What's pool punching? 00:45:06.560 --> 00:45:10.855 Let's go! Joe Frazier did this three hours a day! You're not even going five minutes. 00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:12.655 Joe Frazier didn't do this. 00:45:12.680 --> 00:45:14.066 So what? 00:45:15.080 --> 00:45:16.775 (CHUCKLES) 00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:19.360 Let's go. Let's go. Give me 10. What do you say? 00:45:19.385 --> 00:45:21.055 Attaboy. Let's go, there's one. 00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:23.055 And... 00:45:23.080 --> 00:45:24.615 a... 00:45:24.640 --> 00:45:25.775 half. 00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:27.295 Are you kidding me? 00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:29.615 Really? That's it? 00:45:29.640 --> 00:45:30.980 One and a half? 00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:33.988 (GRUNTING) 00:45:55.520 --> 00:45:56.815 Ali-Frazier. 00:45:56.840 --> 00:46:00.815 What did Frazier do? He drove him nuts by rolling under that right hand and, barn... 00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:03.135 he threw the left hook. Roll and throw, Kid. 00:46:03.160 --> 00:46:06.575 So you work on that, I'm gonna surprise you with balls. 00:46:06.600 --> 00:46:09.146 It reminds me of a woman I met in Bangkok... 00:46:11.280 --> 00:46:12.711 Surprise! 00:46:14.240 --> 00:46:18.265 LIGHTNING: What do you think he's got here? Hundred? Two hundred acres? 00:46:18.640 --> 00:46:20.981 All this stuff here just rusting. 00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:25.295 He's sitting on a gold mine. He's got endless piles of crap. 00:46:25.320 --> 00:46:27.991 - Light, you're killing me. - Put up 100, 150... 00:46:28.720 --> 00:46:30.935 500 condominiums here. 00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.135 You gotta be quiet. Unh. 00:46:33.160 --> 00:46:37.535 Five, six hundred. I bet you $10,000, he'd sell the whole goddamn thing. 00:46:37.560 --> 00:46:40.664 - Unh. - Don't stop. Don't stop! 00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:43.135 Ha, ha! 00:46:43.160 --> 00:46:45.467 - Didn't I tell you not to stop? - Aah! 00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:51.100 Ha! 00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:04.661 BJ: Attaboy. 00:47:05.680 --> 00:47:08.101 Let's go, get your elbows up. Find a rhythm. 00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:23.615 Attaboy. Attaboy. 00:47:23.640 --> 00:47:25.855 Through the bell, through the bell, through the bell! 00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:27.055 (BELL RINGS) 00:47:27.080 --> 00:47:28.511 Time! Attaboy. Attaboy. 00:47:29.240 --> 00:47:30.910 Sorry you had to see that, Trey. 00:47:36.200 --> 00:47:37.347 Hey, Kid. 00:47:38.600 --> 00:47:40.464 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm sore. 00:47:55.040 --> 00:47:58.255 - Hey! What are you doing? - I thought you wanted me to hit this. 00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:01.455 What are you gonna do? Beat up the meat? That's not sanitary. 00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:03.455 No, we're just here to buy dinner. 00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:06.026 - You don't have to punch everything. - Right. 00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:14.735 Let's go, up! Pop. Pop. Attaboy. Come on! Up! Up! 00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:16.455 (KID GRUNTING AND BJ CHUCKLING) 00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:18.735 What is it exactly that you're doing right now? 00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:20.255 - What are you doing? - Resting. 00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:22.815 Taking a rest, huh? That's gonna get the job done. 00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:25.135 Jesus Christ, did you just fart on me? 00:48:25.160 --> 00:48:29.415 Did you just fart on me? Are you kidding me? You gotta be kidding me. 00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:32.455 Good God, come on. You're better than that. 00:48:32.480 --> 00:48:36.107 You kidding me? You know, my head's right there. 00:48:42.600 --> 00:48:44.495 Hey. This is insane. 00:48:44.520 --> 00:48:47.335 What? You paratrooped in 'Nam. What's the problem? 00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:49.815 Hey, that was 40 years ago, for crying out loud. 00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:52.575 Shut up! Get out of the plane! This is great promotion! 00:48:52.600 --> 00:48:55.335 Guys, go get ready. Because the target is right there. 00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:57.255 (DANTE CHEERS) 00:48:57.280 --> 00:48:58.427 DANTE: All right, let's go! 00:48:59.520 --> 00:49:01.095 (INSTRUMENT BUZZES) 00:49:01.120 --> 00:49:03.109 - Go now? - You're good! 00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:06.575 DANTE: Oh, Shit! 00:49:06.600 --> 00:49:08.429 (YELLING) 00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:12.141 DANTE: Ha-ha-ha! - God, that felt good. 00:49:12.520 --> 00:49:14.463 You jagoff! 00:49:15.040 --> 00:49:18.495 - You threw his old ass out the plane! - Why are you laughing? 00:49:18.520 --> 00:49:21.495 I forgot to tell you, first one down gets an extra five grand. 00:49:21.520 --> 00:49:23.588 - Shit! - Don't forget to pull the string! 00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:31.351 Oh. 00:49:39.200 --> 00:49:42.190 That's just beautiful! Precious! 00:49:43.560 --> 00:49:44.991 Magic! 00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:48.695 Sharp and McDonnen made quite the splash when the two 60-plus fighters... 00:49:48.720 --> 00:49:51.695 - Oh, my God. They're nuts! - ...parachuted into a parking lot. 00:49:51.720 --> 00:49:53.743 (PEOPLE SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING) 00:49:56.560 --> 00:49:58.340 - Nuts! REPORTER: Although their landing... 00:49:58.360 --> 00:49:59.895 didn't go exactly as planned... 00:49:59.920 --> 00:50:01.940 - Thank you. REPORTER: Both men walked away... 00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:03.869 with only a few bruises. 00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:05.941 Wow. 00:50:07.200 --> 00:50:09.055 Okay, new regimen. 00:50:09.080 --> 00:50:11.216 Starting today, you're gonna be soaking your 00:50:11.229 --> 00:50:13.375 hands in this stuff. Make them leathery. 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:15.867 - What is it? - It's horse urine. 00:50:17.200 --> 00:50:19.415 I'm not sticking my hand in horse urine. 00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:22.020 Oh, you're telling me you're better than Jack Dempsey? 00:50:22.120 --> 00:50:26.935 Because every day Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine. 00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:29.870 And nobody had a tougher punch than Jack Dempsey. 00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:35.387 Did you heat it up or is it fresh? 00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.375 - Ha! - What? 00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:46.706 It's vinegar. 00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:49.587 - I knew that. - I'm kidding. 00:50:50.200 --> 00:50:51.695 It's horse piss. 00:50:51.720 --> 00:50:53.060 It's vinegar. 00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:54.746 I'm kidding. 00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:56.061 Vinegar. 00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:59.895 - I am kidding, actually. - Come on! 00:50:59.920 --> 00:51:02.935 Take a shower. Wash your hands very, very thoroughly. 00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:05.500 - You can still smell the horse piss. - Wait, don't put it...! 00:51:06.160 --> 00:51:08.615 Don't put it in there. Just throw it in my room. 00:51:08.640 --> 00:51:11.055 - Why? What's wrong with...? - Just get it off the box. 00:51:11.080 --> 00:51:12.468 What do you got in there, the Hope Diamond? 00:51:12.481 --> 00:51:13.879 Don't worry about it. 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:15.975 - Your porn stash? - It's not funny. 00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:17.181 Letters from Sally. 00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.655 Aw, for God's sakes, call her up! 00:51:22.680 --> 00:51:24.225 What are you talking about? 00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:27.839 Deal with Sally, or your head won't be clear 00:51:27.852 --> 00:51:30.381 and she's gonna screw up your fight again. 00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:33.935 - What do you mean, "again"? - Oh, for God's sakes. 00:51:33.960 --> 00:51:36.775 A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out. 00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:39.335 - Why didn't you? - Because Kid loved boxing. 00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:42.175 I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most... 00:51:42.200 --> 00:51:44.082 because that's what he took from me. 00:51:44.107 --> 00:51:46.410 - Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it. 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:49.940 You're my buddy. But be careful where you're going... 00:51:50.040 --> 00:51:51.904 because you don't know anything about it. 00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:55.935 Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. 00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:59.495 All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning. 00:51:59.520 --> 00:52:01.884 You would be the last person to leave at night. 00:52:01.909 --> 00:52:04.175 You didn't have time for anybody or anything. 00:52:04.200 --> 00:52:06.428 You blamed her for ruining the relationship. 00:52:07.080 --> 00:52:10.150 Well, maybe the real problem was you. 00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:23.775 BJ: Trey, you have a good time? TREY: Yeah, I did. 00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:27.495 - I know you're kidding. - Hey, Sally. Long time. 00:52:27.520 --> 00:52:29.319 - Ma, look... - You're not training this guy. 00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:31.655 - It was my idea. Don't get mad at him. - I'm serious. 00:52:31.680 --> 00:52:33.175 - I understand. - BJ, I'm serious. 00:52:33.200 --> 00:52:36.215 What's the point of telling me if you don't want me interacting with him? 00:52:36.240 --> 00:52:38.695 Interacting's one thing. Working with is another. 00:52:38.720 --> 00:52:40.455 - Why? - You can't be trusted. 00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:42.055 He's training me. That's all. 00:52:42.080 --> 00:52:43.775 SALLY: I don't care! TREY: Stop yelling! 00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:47.215 I think everyone's a little cranky because they haven't eaten. 00:52:47.240 --> 00:52:48.501 I say we do this. 00:52:49.600 --> 00:52:51.855 - Burger, burger... - Salad. 00:52:51.880 --> 00:52:53.425 And a glass of white wine. 00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:56.215 Works, right? 00:52:56.240 --> 00:52:57.895 - That sounds good. - Sound good? 00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.261 (OLDIES ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:07.415 You know, it might be helpful if you told us what you hated about the guy so much. 00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:09.255 Yeah. He doesn't seem that bad. 00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:11.375 - You know I offered to marry her? - You did? 00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:14.504 - He didn't want to marry me. - No, I offered to marry you. 00:53:15.120 --> 00:53:17.935 You also offered to sleep with my sister the same night. 00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:19.535 I can still hear you! 00:53:19.560 --> 00:53:23.935 - You did sleep with Carol, my friend. - That's what she said. 00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:27.746 You must be really tired if you fall asleep with all these people. 00:53:28.520 --> 00:53:31.415 - Sometimes people make you tired. SALLY: You know what? 00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:34.935 I've got some quarters. Why don't you go play a game? That'd be fun. 00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:38.575 Come on! This is the best dinner conversation we ever had. 00:53:38.600 --> 00:53:40.509 Trey. Why don't you go ahead, okay? 00:53:43.640 --> 00:53:45.095 So, what happened? 00:53:45.120 --> 00:53:47.775 - I was an idiot. KID: No, you weren't an idiot. 00:53:47.800 --> 00:53:51.455 - You were young and confused. - "Confused"? Oh, man. 00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:54.135 You thought you liked him. You realized you loved me. 00:53:54.160 --> 00:53:58.655 One thing led to another and I couldn't handle settling down. 00:53:58.680 --> 00:54:01.295 So I was gonna do the right thing. I was gonna marry you. 00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:02.815 I didn't want to marry you. 00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:04.815 I didn't love you. I loved him. 00:54:04.840 --> 00:54:06.295 Why did you sleep with me? 00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:07.655 I was stupid. 00:54:07.680 --> 00:54:09.975 Well, girls have slept with me for less. 00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:13.295 There was this one girl, slept with me. She thought I was Marv Albert. 00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:16.575 - Because my haircut was different. - You are unbelievable. 00:54:16.600 --> 00:54:19.863 Why couldn't you pick George Foreman? We would've been rolling in grill money. 00:54:21.120 --> 00:54:24.495 I've been with three people. Three men in 30 years. 00:54:24.520 --> 00:54:25.775 - Mom... - Two, I loved. 00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:28.255 Your father, not him. And Razor. 00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:30.064 Ma, don't go. 00:54:31.160 --> 00:54:33.262 (CHEERING) 00:54:39.040 --> 00:54:41.575 What a bunch of nonsense. What is this? 00:54:41.600 --> 00:54:44.255 What are you talking about? It's called promotion, Kid. 00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:45.615 - Hey. - Yes, Razor. 00:54:45.640 --> 00:54:49.015 I know we've got a contract, but I can't stand being around that clown. 00:54:49.040 --> 00:54:53.255 What is up with you? Huh? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement? 00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:55.615 Hey, Webster. Show a little respect. 00:54:55.640 --> 00:54:59.495 And I choose to believe that you called me Webster because of my vocabulary... 00:54:59.520 --> 00:55:02.855 - ...not because of my height and race. - No, it's because you're short and black. 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:04.735 That's funny. That's real funny. 00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:06.855 What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool? 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:08.375 They're ready for you. 00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:11.135 They call your names, head right up to the octagon. 00:55:11.160 --> 00:55:12.615 The octagon? 00:55:12.640 --> 00:55:14.455 Well, what kind of stupid sport is this? 00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:17.535 Boxing's better? They fight in a square and they call it a ring. 00:55:17.560 --> 00:55:19.055 What is the problem, guys? 00:55:19.080 --> 00:55:20.909 - Good point. - Thank you. 00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:24.495 Walk up on me and I promise I'm gonna bust your ass. 00:55:24.520 --> 00:55:27.535 ANNOUNCER: Please welcome boxing legends, Billy "The Kid" McDonnen... 00:55:27.560 --> 00:55:29.375 and Henry "Razor" Sharp. 00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:30.975 (CHEERING) 00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:32.495 Pleasure to see you. 00:55:32.520 --> 00:55:33.951 Thank you for your time. 00:55:34.680 --> 00:55:37.575 Guys, thank you very much. Welcome. Thanks for joining us. 00:55:37.600 --> 00:55:38.775 Thanks for having us. 00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:40.735 So, what do you guys think of the event? 00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:45.135 I mean, no offense, but to me, next level beyond boxing, huh? 00:55:45.160 --> 00:55:47.375 I don't... I don't get it. 00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:49.255 - Yeah, me either. - What are you doing? 00:55:49.280 --> 00:55:50.455 (AUDIENCE JEERING) 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.735 If I wanted to see two guys grab each other's balls... 00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:54.881 I'd try the men's room at Kid's restaurant. 00:55:54.906 --> 00:55:56.895 - That's why we throw him out all the time. 00:55:56.920 --> 00:55:59.735 Called Knocked Out, by the way. 337 Charles Street. 00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:01.735 - Everybody's invited. - Come on, Kid! 00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:04.895 Listen. You gotta hold it down because you're driving me crazy. 00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:07.335 I'm sorry. Do I give a shit? No! 00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:10.384 Man, are you gonna be feisty when you hit puberty. 00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:15.335 What is it that you do not like about mixed martial arts? 00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:17.975 It's okay. We had a name for guys that kicked when they fought: 00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:19.175 Girls. 00:56:19.200 --> 00:56:21.375 (AUDIENCE BOOING) 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.695 You know what? I think our audience is taking offense to the fact... 00:56:24.720 --> 00:56:27.175 that you don't believe this is a skilled art form. 00:56:27.200 --> 00:56:29.615 Look at this! Look at this! 00:56:29.640 --> 00:56:31.151 They booing us! 00:56:31.600 --> 00:56:34.135 - What did...? - Say whatever you want. 00:56:34.160 --> 00:56:35.855 That's great. That's great. 00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:38.426 You can kiss my black ass if this shit don't happen. 00:56:39.160 --> 00:56:40.575 That's fine. 00:56:40.600 --> 00:56:43.775 Kid, compare MMA to boxing. 00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:46.095 Well, to me, it's more like pro wrestling. 00:56:46.120 --> 00:56:47.949 Really? Interesting. 00:56:48.640 --> 00:56:50.947 ANNOUNCER: Chael Sonnen! - Hey, Grandpa! 00:56:52.240 --> 00:56:53.975 Is this what they call manners? 00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:56.375 You come here to our venue in front of our fans. 00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:58.615 You're gonna compare us to rassling? 00:56:58.640 --> 00:57:01.335 Ha. Did he say "rassling"? 00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:04.455 Why don't you stand there in your sweatshirt and look stupid... 00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.495 while I speak to your fellow geriatric? RAZOR: Hey. 00:57:07.520 --> 00:57:10.655 Look at this guy. Who are you? I don't even know what your name is. 00:57:10.680 --> 00:57:14.655 I'm the guy asking you to pick up one of your arms and throw it in my direction... 00:57:14.680 --> 00:57:18.815 so I can put you on your ass and you can tell these fans if it felt scripted. 00:57:18.840 --> 00:57:19.975 RAZOR: Go. 00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:21.415 - Hey. - Go ahead. 00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:25.175 You know what? Yeah, be my guest. You take your first shot. I challenge you. 00:57:25.200 --> 00:57:27.135 Hit him! What are you wasting your time? 00:57:27.160 --> 00:57:30.775 Why are you interrupting? You got some courage? You want to take a shot? 00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:33.495 I don't want to take a shot. I want you to smash him. 00:57:33.520 --> 00:57:35.649 Go ahead. Hit him. Hit him. He wants to be hit. 00:57:35.674 --> 00:57:36.695 Shut up, old man. 00:57:36.720 --> 00:57:37.901 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 00:57:40.200 --> 00:57:41.665 Oh, shit! 00:57:42.720 --> 00:57:44.663 Guess that's that. 00:57:46.200 --> 00:57:47.775 That was a lucky shot. 00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:50.495 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 00:57:50.520 --> 00:57:52.509 (PHONE LINE RINGING) 00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:01.981 SALLY OVER PHONE: Hello? 00:58:03.240 --> 00:58:05.183 Why didn't you say anything? 00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:06.815 It was busy. 00:58:06.840 --> 00:58:09.255 No one's phone is busy anymore with call waiting. 00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:11.215 (RINGING) 00:58:11.240 --> 00:58:12.895 It's probably her. 00:58:12.920 --> 00:58:14.455 What? How'd she know? 00:58:14.480 --> 00:58:16.344 Caller ID. 00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:20.415 Would it be easier if I said she had magic powers? 00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:23.111 - Don't. - Hold on, Sally. 00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:30.215 Sally. How you doing? 00:58:30.240 --> 00:58:32.215 - Hello. - Hi. Hey. 00:58:32.240 --> 00:58:33.535 Well, hey. 00:58:33.560 --> 00:58:37.335 Uh, call and hang up, just like the good old days. 00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:41.815 Heh. You know, I just saw you on TV punch some guy out. 00:58:41.840 --> 00:58:43.055 I mean, wow. 00:58:43.080 --> 00:58:45.815 I mean, your punch is really great. 00:58:45.840 --> 00:58:47.215 Yeah, I was lucky. 00:58:47.240 --> 00:58:49.215 - No, really. - I appreciate it. Thanks. 00:58:49.240 --> 00:58:52.575 Listen, I was thinking about what you were saying about meeting. 00:58:52.600 --> 00:58:55.535 - Yeah. - Yeah, you know, just to catch up. 00:58:55.560 --> 00:58:57.575 Sure. I'd love to. 00:58:57.600 --> 00:58:59.215 When? 00:58:59.240 --> 00:59:01.095 Whoa. Wow. 00:59:01.120 --> 00:59:03.175 - Wow, what? - No, I was just... 00:59:03.200 --> 00:59:05.975 I don't know, maybe tomorrow? Tomorrow would be good. 00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:07.147 Okay. 00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:09.271 So I'll see you then, okay? 00:59:28.160 --> 00:59:30.262 (BARKING) 00:59:39.080 --> 00:59:41.182 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 00:59:54.840 --> 00:59:57.181 Whenever you're ready, come see us. Thank you. 00:59:57.960 --> 00:59:59.615 Judd, what's with the crowd? 00:59:59.640 --> 01:00:02.535 Well, apparently, everybody wants to buy a car from you. 01:00:02.560 --> 01:00:04.025 Well, that's a good change. 01:00:04.520 --> 01:00:06.429 (PHONE RINGING) 01:00:07.160 --> 01:00:08.864 Hey, what's going on, Lou? 01:00:09.160 --> 01:00:11.135 Nothing. I'm in my office right now. 01:00:11.160 --> 01:00:12.910 Hey, hey, how we selling? 01:00:13.200 --> 01:00:14.415 Oh, that's good. 01:00:14.440 --> 01:00:16.383 No, that's real good, Lou. 01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:18.175 What? 01:00:18.200 --> 01:00:19.775 Are you kidding me right now? 01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:21.815 - Hey, shut up! - Hold on. 01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:25.095 Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up! I found out I'm about to be rich. 01:00:25.120 --> 01:00:27.015 You know what? I'm gonna buy this place... 01:00:27.040 --> 01:00:30.215 and turn it into a gentlemen's club and I'm not gonna hire you. 01:00:30.240 --> 01:00:33.105 I'm gonna hire everybody else, except you two. 01:00:33.720 --> 01:00:35.629 Uh! Uh! 01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:38.626 (PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAPPING) 01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:40.664 MAN: Hey, way to do it, Kid! 01:00:41.240 --> 01:00:44.455 Look who's here. Look who's here. Wow. 01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:46.375 Did you see this guy on TV last night? 01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:49.375 Was that amazing or what? I mean, you really kicked ass. 01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:51.495 You made us old-timers look real good last night. 01:00:51.520 --> 01:00:52.695 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 01:00:52.720 --> 01:00:55.335 Kid, you know what I was thinking? Thought I'd train you today. 01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:57.615 - Yeah? Really? - Yeah, yeah. 01:00:57.640 --> 01:00:59.026 Follow me. 01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:01.535 Johnny, get up in the ring. Spar with Kid. 01:01:01.560 --> 01:01:05.187 Looking good. Good job, Kid. It was great last night. All right. 01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:07.215 KID: Thanks, Frankie. FRANKIE: Stay loose. 01:01:07.240 --> 01:01:09.935 I like it. You're looking like new money in there. Ha, ha. 01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:11.266 All right. 01:01:12.120 --> 01:01:14.175 I thought you were his trainer, Dad. 01:01:14.200 --> 01:01:15.631 Yeah, buddy, so did I. 01:01:16.920 --> 01:01:18.101 Yeah, Frank. 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:20.343 You know, this is great, Frankie. 01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:23.381 Being in the main ring with you and the crew 01:01:23.394 --> 01:01:26.026 and all that, but I already have a trainer. 01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:30.055 - Can you stop filming? - No, don't stop. 01:01:30.080 --> 01:01:31.625 FRANKIE: Stop filming. 01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:34.095 What's your problem, Kid? 01:01:34.120 --> 01:01:36.580 I thought you'd be thankful I was offering to work with you. 01:01:36.600 --> 01:01:37.935 I'm trying to do you a favor. 01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:41.695 I'm grateful. Nice of you to come down from your Mountain to do me this favor... 01:01:41.720 --> 01:01:43.735 but I don't need a favor. I need a trainer. 01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:45.900 You stuck me with that guy, who's such a dumbshit... 01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:48.335 he doesn't even know I'm talking about him right now. 01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:49.935 - See? - It's what it is. 01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:52.415 The only reason you give a shit is I finally got some heat. 01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:54.775 - Let's be honest, Frank. - Oh. 01:01:54.800 --> 01:01:56.055 - Really? - Yeah. 01:01:56.080 --> 01:01:57.575 - Really? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 01:01:57.600 --> 01:02:00.535 Oh, okay. You're the original media whore. 01:02:00.560 --> 01:02:01.879 - Your mother's a whore. - What? 01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:06.065 Your mother's a whore. And I named my son after her best trick. Right, BJ? 01:02:06.360 --> 01:02:07.535 Trey, you stay here. 01:02:07.560 --> 01:02:09.975 You call my mother a whore? You call my mother a whore? 01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:11.864 You call my... Unh! 01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:15.911 Well, that's that. 01:02:16.200 --> 01:02:17.586 Start the car. 01:02:18.640 --> 01:02:20.255 Come on, buddy. Let's go. 01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:21.870 Let's go, yeah. Let's go, Dad. 01:02:25.560 --> 01:02:29.135 Dad? What do the letters in your name mean? The B and the J? 01:02:29.160 --> 01:02:31.975 You gotta be kidding me. You see what you started? 01:02:32.000 --> 01:02:34.135 You started this. 01:02:34.160 --> 01:02:36.575 Well, you know, Trey? I'll answer that. 01:02:36.600 --> 01:02:39.180 B and J stands for... 01:02:39.600 --> 01:02:42.495 "butterscotch jellybeans." TREY: Really? 01:02:42.520 --> 01:02:44.615 A lot of guys like butterscotch jellybeans. 01:02:44.640 --> 01:02:46.215 But you know the problem? 01:02:46.240 --> 01:02:49.175 Sometimes, women don't like to give guys butterscotch jellybeans. 01:02:49.200 --> 01:02:52.775 - Ha-ha-ha. - I love butterscotch jellybeans a lot. 01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:56.135 I like to have, like, 100 a day. 01:02:56.160 --> 01:02:59.230 Well, what an appetite you have. Boy, oh, boy. 01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:03.264 Hey, you know, uh, what you did back there... 01:03:03.880 --> 01:03:05.495 you stepping up like that. 01:03:05.520 --> 01:03:08.305 I appreciate it. I just want to let you know. 01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:12.175 I don't have any use for that jagoff. 01:03:12.200 --> 01:03:14.775 Crap, I'm gonna be late for football practice. 01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:15.996 Hey, Trey-Trey, you got your stuff, right? 01:03:16.009 --> 01:03:17.215 Yep. 01:03:17.240 --> 01:03:20.095 I'm gonna drop you off at grandma's on the way to Kid's. 01:03:20.120 --> 01:03:21.535 I wanna stay with Kid. 01:03:21.560 --> 01:03:23.815 Oh, you wanna stay with Kid? Well, you can't. 01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:26.535 No, you know what? Maybe he could stay over tonight. 01:03:26.560 --> 01:03:29.106 We can have like a sleepover. What do you think? Huh? 01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:30.615 - Yeah! KID: You like that? 01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:33.535 Your grandmother will have my hide. It ain't happening. 01:03:33.560 --> 01:03:35.215 - Come on! BJ: Look what you started. 01:03:35.240 --> 01:03:37.495 - Come on! Please! - You gotta jump in there too? 01:03:37.520 --> 01:03:39.335 Yeah, you're the dad. Come on. 01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:41.695 - Please. BJ: All right, all right. I tell you what. 01:03:41.720 --> 01:03:46.215 You can stay, as long as we make it a dudes-only secret. 01:03:46.240 --> 01:03:50.335 Works for me. You know dude secrets are very important in life, Trey. 01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:52.455 Your buddies, they gotta look out for you. 01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:56.295 Like, if you're in a movie and you start crying, you don't want people to know. 01:03:56.320 --> 01:03:58.695 They won't tell anybody because they're your buddies. 01:03:58.720 --> 01:04:00.975 They cover for you when you get in trouble... 01:04:01.000 --> 01:04:04.935 like when you have a gambling problem or an unexpected visit in the drunk tank. 01:04:04.960 --> 01:04:08.975 - I think he probably he gets the point. - No, he's a very smart, intelligent kid. 01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:10.615 It's amazing you're 8 years old. 01:04:10.640 --> 01:04:13.535 I thought you'd be maybe like 9 or 10, or even 11. 01:04:13.560 --> 01:04:15.535 - I'm almost 9. - Almost 9. 01:04:15.560 --> 01:04:19.095 Dad, for my birthday can I have butterscotch jellybeans? 01:04:19.120 --> 01:04:21.495 Ha-ha-ha. I don't know, bud. 01:04:21.520 --> 01:04:24.544 - You got a few years to wait on that one. - Please? 01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:29.105 SALLY: So... 01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:32.344 anyone in your life these days? 01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:35.187 There's been a few over the years. 01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:38.815 They stick around for a while, and then they see these kind of, uh... 01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:41.175 Oprah shows about relationships. 01:04:41.200 --> 01:04:44.095 They tell me, "How come you don't talk about your feelings more?" 01:04:44.120 --> 01:04:47.095 And I say, "Well, women are more verbal than men." 01:04:47.120 --> 01:04:50.415 And they go, "Huh?" And "What?" Heh. 01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:51.935 Then they leave. 01:04:51.960 --> 01:04:54.335 Wow, listen to you. 01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:56.335 "Women are more verbal than men." 01:04:56.360 --> 01:04:58.965 Yeah, I read an article in Time magazine that's called: 01:04:58.990 --> 01:05:00.575 "Women are More Verbal than Men." 01:05:00.600 --> 01:05:02.215 (LAUGHS) 01:05:02.240 --> 01:05:03.751 It's true. 01:05:04.640 --> 01:05:07.471 You know, I know it was a long time ago, but... 01:05:08.360 --> 01:05:10.383 what happened? Really. 01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:13.744 You were everything in my life. 01:05:14.240 --> 01:05:15.990 Then Kid beat you. 01:05:16.520 --> 01:05:17.735 (SIGHS) 01:05:17.760 --> 01:05:18.975 And you were different. 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:20.255 And I was lost. 01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:22.348 And everything started to fall apart. 01:05:23.680 --> 01:05:26.226 Listen. This is ancient history. 01:05:26.680 --> 01:05:30.335 I put it behind me. And I don't wanna get emotional about it. 01:05:30.360 --> 01:05:33.455 I hope you've put it behind you. I just want to keep it calm. 01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:34.655 But why him? 01:05:34.680 --> 01:05:37.431 I mean, seriously, of all the people in the world? 01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:40.135 I can't get it through my head. 01:05:40.160 --> 01:05:41.655 I lay in bed at night. 01:05:41.680 --> 01:05:44.615 I want to pound my head against... I dream about killing this guy. 01:05:44.640 --> 01:05:47.775 Why him? He's the worst guy in the world. 01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:50.471 - Why? - Okay. Okay. 01:05:51.040 --> 01:05:54.015 Remember when you went to the Catskills to train? 01:05:54.040 --> 01:05:57.455 You wanted to be alone. You wouldn't return my calls. 01:05:57.480 --> 01:05:59.015 Six months turned into a year. 01:05:59.040 --> 01:06:02.295 I know that now, but I was focused on winning the title. 01:06:02.320 --> 01:06:06.255 I know that. I know that. But I was so in love with you. 01:06:06.280 --> 01:06:09.855 And I even flew up to surprise you. 01:06:09.880 --> 01:06:11.655 And then I saw you with that woman. 01:06:11.680 --> 01:06:15.655 I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had no idea who she was. She just showed up. 01:06:15.680 --> 01:06:16.855 What did I know? 01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.143 I just wanted to hurt you as much as I thought you had hurt me. 01:06:21.960 --> 01:06:24.301 And so... 01:06:26.520 --> 01:06:27.667 Kid. 01:06:29.680 --> 01:06:30.827 Kid. 01:06:33.200 --> 01:06:34.375 (RAZOR SIGHS) 01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:37.535 Kid. All right. 01:06:37.560 --> 01:06:39.150 I understand. 01:06:40.680 --> 01:06:42.464 Wow. 01:06:42.680 --> 01:06:45.375 I think we've depressed the shit out of these pigeons. 01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:47.468 - No, don't say that. Right? - Ha, ha. 01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:00.735 It's the first time taking you alone. You nervous? 01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:05.575 For you, maybe. If I told my dad you used a 12 pack of beer for a car seat... 01:07:05.600 --> 01:07:06.975 he will not be happy. 01:07:07.000 --> 01:07:10.415 He should've given us one, but you know what? It'll be our secret. 01:07:10.440 --> 01:07:14.067 - And I'll drive slow. All right? - Mm-hm. 01:07:15.520 --> 01:07:18.775 So, what do you wanna do tonight, huh? Go to the movies? 01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:20.935 If it's PG-13 or R. I don't do G. 01:07:20.960 --> 01:07:22.335 (PHONE RINGING) 01:07:22.360 --> 01:07:25.703 - Oh, wow. You're old for your years. - You too. 01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:29.175 Yeah. Dante. 01:07:29.200 --> 01:07:30.895 We bigger than Pittsburgh, Kid! 01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:33.068 - Well, what do you mean? - What's it mean? 01:07:33.800 --> 01:07:37.095 It means we sold too many seats. It means we need a bigger venue. 01:07:37.120 --> 01:07:39.215 Dude, the UFC thing put us over the top. 01:07:39.240 --> 01:07:42.135 - How we gonna get a new venue? - What do you mean? It's already done! 01:07:42.160 --> 01:07:44.935 The Consol Energy Center wants us! Eighteen thousand seats. 01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:48.055 - You messing with me? - No, I ain't messing, you geriatric prick. 01:07:48.080 --> 01:07:50.135 Pay-per-view and HBO too. I forgot that. 01:07:50.160 --> 01:07:52.336 Let me tell you, if people buy this thing, 01:07:52.349 --> 01:07:54.535 do you understand this will set us straight? 01:07:54.560 --> 01:07:56.095 A different type of money. 01:07:56.120 --> 01:07:59.415 I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money. 01:07:59.440 --> 01:08:01.815 - Don't mess with me, man. - This is real, man. 01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:03.135 This is money, baby! 01:08:03.160 --> 01:08:05.135 Yeah, good. All good. Good. 01:08:05.160 --> 01:08:06.821 - I just wanted to let you know. - Good. 01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:08.749 - Bye, man. - Thanks. 01:08:09.320 --> 01:08:10.626 Yeah. 01:08:10.840 --> 01:08:12.863 I'm making it, baby! 01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:15.975 I left my keys in the house. Goddamn it. 01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:19.055 So since we established that I've never been that verbal... 01:08:19.080 --> 01:08:23.495 and even you told me I had a hard time communicating. Remember that? 01:08:23.520 --> 01:08:27.095 - Uh, yeah. - You didn't have to say it like that. Heh. 01:08:27.120 --> 01:08:28.735 Well, you were right. 01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:30.655 And I worked at it. 01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:35.581 I started making things from junk or objects... 01:08:36.360 --> 01:08:39.304 that I found at the yard. And I made this for you. 01:08:40.360 --> 01:08:42.383 Oh, it's darling. 01:08:43.120 --> 01:08:45.455 - It's... - A mouse, I guess. 01:08:45.480 --> 01:08:49.301 No, it looks more like a dog. Yeah, it's a dog. 01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:52.495 - When did all this start? - I don't know. A long time ago. 01:08:52.520 --> 01:08:54.816 It's just that some people look at old rusty 01:08:54.829 --> 01:08:57.135 scrap metal and say, "Ah, that's just junk." 01:08:57.160 --> 01:08:58.671 But I see something else. 01:08:59.200 --> 01:09:00.855 SALLY: Oh! 01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:03.984 That's beautiful! I love that. 01:09:04.360 --> 01:09:06.015 Excuse me, Mr. Sharp. 01:09:06.040 --> 01:09:08.335 You have a phone call from a Mr. Dante Slate. 01:09:08.360 --> 01:09:09.695 Please tell him I'm busy. 01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:12.182 I'm afraid he insisted that it was quote, "mad" 01:09:12.195 --> 01:09:14.667 important," and that "shit just got real." 01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:18.455 Maybe you should take it because it's mad important. 01:09:18.480 --> 01:09:19.820 Shit just got real. 01:09:19.920 --> 01:09:21.670 Heh. Okay. 01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:27.855 SALLY: Am I missing something here? - What? 01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:30.255 Dante just told you you're playing the Consol Center. 01:09:30.280 --> 01:09:32.735 - Yeah? - And you act more nervous than excited. 01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:34.735 No, listen, I'm excited. 01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:37.340 I don't drive a lot at night and I'm concentrating. 01:09:37.440 --> 01:09:38.621 This is gonna be huge... 01:09:42.600 --> 01:09:44.190 - Unh. Ooh. - Sally! 01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:47.175 Are you okay? No, you're cut up here. 01:09:47.200 --> 01:09:49.354 I never saw that guy. He came out of nowhere. 01:09:49.379 --> 01:09:51.250 I swear to God, I never saw him. Jesus! 01:09:53.920 --> 01:09:55.545 MAN: You guys all right? 01:09:55.800 --> 01:09:57.015 You guys Okay? 01:09:57.040 --> 01:10:00.589 ALL: Pay-per-view! Pay-per-view! Pay-per-view! 01:10:00.614 --> 01:10:03.935 - It's gonna be real. - Can you believe this? 01:10:03.960 --> 01:10:06.535 I'm not believing you brought this boy to the bar. 01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:07.895 We're going to the movies. 01:10:07.920 --> 01:10:11.055 We will. We're just gonna celebrate for a little bit, okay? 01:10:11.080 --> 01:10:12.935 Keep an eye on him, Joey, okay? 01:10:12.960 --> 01:10:15.142 (BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:22.455 (ALL CHEERING) 01:10:22.480 --> 01:10:24.295 Now you all have to chug! 01:10:24.320 --> 01:10:25.815 Now we all have to chug! 01:10:25.840 --> 01:10:28.455 (MIMICS GULPING) 01:10:28.480 --> 01:10:30.344 (LAUGHS) 01:10:31.960 --> 01:10:34.135 Let's you and I get out of here. 01:10:34.160 --> 01:10:35.855 Well, I can't, I got him, so... 01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:38.055 He's fine. He's having fun. 01:10:38.080 --> 01:10:40.023 Look. Time of his life. 01:10:42.440 --> 01:10:43.746 Come on. 01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:47.430 We'll be quick about it. 01:10:53.400 --> 01:10:55.375 What do you think? Will it leave a scar? 01:10:55.400 --> 01:10:58.017 Well, it's running right along your hairline, 01:10:58.042 --> 01:10:59.975 so I doubt you'll notice a thing. 01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.785 - Unless I go bald. - Which, of course, you won't. 01:11:03.120 --> 01:11:05.495 You won't, I promise. But if you do... 01:11:05.520 --> 01:11:08.083 you're gonna be one smoking hot bald lady with 01:11:08.108 --> 01:11:10.415 a little scar that I'd love to hang outwith. 01:11:10.440 --> 01:11:12.815 - Okay. You folks have a good evening. - Same. 01:11:12.840 --> 01:11:14.781 - Thank you. LIGHTNING: Look at the two of you. 01:11:14.800 --> 01:11:16.335 Who would have thunk it? 01:11:16.360 --> 01:11:18.055 Lightning, hi. 01:11:18.080 --> 01:11:19.495 - Good to see you, Sally. - Hi. 01:11:19.520 --> 01:11:21.855 RAZOR: Strange how life works out, huh? 01:11:21.880 --> 01:11:25.268 Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. 01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:29.255 She never charged me. Not even for the most daring requests. 01:11:29.280 --> 01:11:31.855 I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. 01:11:31.880 --> 01:11:35.335 - Her and her ping-pong ball. - Ooh. Hey. 01:11:35.360 --> 01:11:38.335 I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope. 01:11:38.360 --> 01:11:40.215 Aw, that's sweet. 01:11:40.240 --> 01:11:42.215 - No, it's not. - I think. 01:11:42.240 --> 01:11:44.015 You look good. So how you feeling? 01:11:44.040 --> 01:11:45.921 Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. No big deal at all. 01:11:45.934 --> 01:11:47.826 Good. 01:11:49.160 --> 01:11:51.740 Listen, can I talk to you for a minute? 01:11:52.320 --> 01:11:54.991 - So, what'd you want to talk about? - Call it. 01:11:55.400 --> 01:11:57.264 Come on, I wasn't paying attention. 01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:04.309 When were you going to tell me you're blind in one eye? 01:12:05.400 --> 01:12:06.615 How'd you know? 01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:10.215 How'd I know? When that bum bitch-slapped you at the UFC fight. 01:12:10.240 --> 01:12:14.055 A two-year-old could've seen that coming. When were you gonna tell me? 01:12:14.080 --> 01:12:15.386 What happened? 01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:20.867 A crucible blew up at the yard a couple of years ago. 01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:24.863 Detached the retina. I thought it would heal. 01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:27.084 I figured I could get by. 01:12:27.109 --> 01:12:29.575 "Get by"? Not only did you put Sally at risk... 01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:32.695 if he finds out he can hit you on the right, he can kill you. 01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:35.949 Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light. 01:12:39.120 --> 01:12:43.384 Look, I know you're doing this for my sake and I appreciate it. Believe me. 01:12:44.920 --> 01:12:46.545 It's too dangerous. 01:12:48.680 --> 01:12:50.669 We gotta call off the fight. 01:12:57.280 --> 01:12:59.064 (SIGHS) 01:13:00.320 --> 01:13:02.615 (JOEY MUMBLES THEN WOMAN LAUGHS) 01:13:02.640 --> 01:13:05.415 I'm tired. Have you seen Kid? 01:13:05.440 --> 01:13:08.703 No. You know, go over there and try his office. 01:13:10.480 --> 01:13:11.895 He's cute. 01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:13.535 You're cute. 01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:15.867 You look exactly like Angelina Jolie. 01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:18.742 (BOTH LAUGHING) 01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:25.055 Kid? 01:13:25.080 --> 01:13:26.615 You in here? 01:13:26.640 --> 01:13:27.980 Kid? 01:13:56.440 --> 01:13:57.746 - Holy shit! KID: Trey! 01:13:58.360 --> 01:14:00.135 - What are you doing? - You scared me! 01:14:00.160 --> 01:14:01.495 KID: Stop the car! 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.136 Why is your shirt off? 01:14:03.149 --> 01:14:04.775 Stop the car. Turn around and stop the car. 01:14:04.800 --> 01:14:07.655 - I can't reach the brakes, Grandpa! - Don't call me Grandpa. 01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:10.655 - Get off the seat and press the brake. - Sir! Go on! Get it! 01:14:10.680 --> 01:14:12.066 Press the brake down there. 01:14:13.320 --> 01:14:16.264 Go down and press the brake. Press the brake! 01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:20.095 - Ugh. - Please don't tell my dad. 01:14:20.120 --> 01:14:23.535 Oh, no, no. Never. This is our big dude secret. Never. Lifelong. 01:14:23.560 --> 01:14:26.140 (SIREN WAILS) 01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:28.135 Uh-oh. 01:14:28.160 --> 01:14:29.975 Oh, my goodness. 01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:31.815 - Lightning's right. - Why is he right? 01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:34.615 - Why is he right and I'm wrong? - You can't do this fight. 01:14:34.640 --> 01:14:36.656 I'm in the best shape I've been in 20 years. 01:14:36.669 --> 01:14:38.695 You can't risk it. Why? 01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:41.975 What have you wanted most for the last 30 years? 01:14:42.000 --> 01:14:43.181 This fight... 01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:45.544 or something else? 01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:50.135 Excuse me. 01:14:50.160 --> 01:14:51.855 Trey? Trey? 01:14:51.880 --> 01:14:53.186 Dad! 01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:56.175 I turned my back, like, for a minute. That was it. 01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:59.855 Turn your back in a bar? What'd you say to me? What did you say? 01:14:59.880 --> 01:15:03.055 You said, "Dinner, maybe a movie." Then you took my son to a bar. 01:15:03.080 --> 01:15:05.819 Dad, it's not his fault. Or the naked lady's. 01:15:05.844 --> 01:15:06.527 What? 01:15:06.840 --> 01:15:08.095 (BJ SCOFFS) 01:15:08.120 --> 01:15:11.895 One night I ask you to step up, like a father, and you can't keep it together. 01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:15.095 Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt. Everybody's okay. Come on. 01:15:15.120 --> 01:15:17.735 BJ: "Everybody's okay"? Who's okay? I'm not okay. 01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:19.575 Kid, all right? It's my son. 01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:22.695 He means everything to me. A concept you would never understand. 01:15:22.720 --> 01:15:25.095 - Come on. - No, no. Listen to me. 01:15:25.120 --> 01:15:27.455 I'm gonna need you to stay away from us, okay? 01:15:27.480 --> 01:15:30.823 You stay away from me. You stay away from my son. That's it. 01:15:33.440 --> 01:15:35.383 (DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES) 01:15:40.040 --> 01:15:44.615 Hey! Look at you. Still alive, defying the odds. Heh. 01:15:44.640 --> 01:15:49.667 Ha, ha. Good one. Makes it a lot easier for me to say what I gotta say. 01:15:50.160 --> 01:15:52.575 - He's out. - "Out"? What do you mean "out"? 01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:55.135 - Fight's off. See you. - "See you"? 01:15:55.160 --> 01:15:57.099 Hey! Wait, ain't no damn "see you." 01:15:57.124 --> 01:16:00.295 Get back here, you wrinkled, Hobbit-faced son of a bitch. 01:16:00.320 --> 01:16:01.535 I got a contract. 01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:03.855 - Razor is gonna fight. - He's not gonna fight. 01:16:03.880 --> 01:16:08.295 Take some of the money your father skimmed off Razor, get yourself a new guy. 01:16:08.320 --> 01:16:10.095 Razor's not gonna fight. 01:16:10.120 --> 01:16:12.455 You know what? Screw you and screw my dad. 01:16:12.480 --> 01:16:14.735 You think you the only one that got ripped off? Huh? 01:16:14.760 --> 01:16:17.107 Only thing my dad left me was a bad reputation, 01:16:17.132 --> 01:16:18.895 which is why I need this to happen. 01:16:18.920 --> 01:16:22.135 I got a boy in private school, which means he has white friends... 01:16:22.160 --> 01:16:24.215 which means he wants white people shit. 01:16:24.240 --> 01:16:27.535 He asked me for a bar mitzvah. Any idea how expensive that shit is? 01:16:27.560 --> 01:16:28.707 It's expensive! 01:16:29.400 --> 01:16:31.981 I feel your pain and I'm sorry your father was 01:16:31.994 --> 01:16:34.586 such a prick, but Razor's not doing the fight. 01:16:35.520 --> 01:16:37.935 Let me tell you something. I'll tell you what's... 01:16:37.960 --> 01:16:39.335 I'm talking to you. 01:16:39.360 --> 01:16:42.782 You not even gonna storm off in a fast fashion? You gonna walk slow? 01:16:43.480 --> 01:16:45.105 For you to walk off makes me look... 01:16:46.640 --> 01:16:48.902 Oh, shit! 01:16:49.160 --> 01:16:51.255 Yo, I gotta take the car back? 01:16:51.280 --> 01:16:53.095 ("WINTER WONDERLAND" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:16:53.120 --> 01:16:55.215 Gone astray is the bluebird. 01:16:55.240 --> 01:16:59.815 Here to stay is the new bird. 01:16:59.840 --> 01:17:04.295 He sings a love song As we go along 01:17:04.320 --> 01:17:06.548 (PHONE RINGING) 01:17:08.040 --> 01:17:12.828 Dante. This better be good news because I can't handle anything bad. 01:17:16.040 --> 01:17:17.735 RAZOR: Where are you, Sally Rose? - Hey. 01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:18.935 Hey. 01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:21.535 - I've got a really great idea. - Okay, let's hear it. 01:17:21.560 --> 01:17:22.735 How about this? 01:17:22.760 --> 01:17:24.695 Ow. Heh, ow. 01:17:24.720 --> 01:17:26.055 - We go out of town. - Yeah? 01:17:26.080 --> 01:17:28.695 - Let's get out of here. - Okay. Let's do it. Where? 01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:32.335 Do you remember how we always loved the Adirondacks and we never went? 01:17:32.360 --> 01:17:34.095 - Yeah. - Millions of times, right? 01:17:34.120 --> 01:17:35.375 Right. Millions of leaves. 01:17:35.400 --> 01:17:37.935 - And we regretted it, right? - Yeah. 01:17:37.960 --> 01:17:40.506 Well, okay, what? No more regrets? 01:17:41.400 --> 01:17:43.423 Jesus! Aah! 01:17:44.880 --> 01:17:47.455 KID: You gonna quit again? Again, you're gonna quit? 01:17:47.480 --> 01:17:49.975 - Get out of here, Kid. - No way. I don't think so. 01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:53.575 No, no. I'm not gonna get out of here till you say you're gonna fight me. 01:17:53.600 --> 01:17:55.976 Oh! What are you doing, you moron? 01:17:55.989 --> 01:17:58.375 Oh, will you look...? I can't believe this. 01:17:58.400 --> 01:18:01.709 - Get out of here, Kid. - Is that why you quit? Because of her? 01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:06.505 - Because of her? Did she make you quit? SALLY: Henry. 01:18:09.360 --> 01:18:13.095 Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass. 01:18:13.120 --> 01:18:15.055 And that's what I'm gonna do, kick your ass. 01:18:15.080 --> 01:18:17.575 - You're gonna move on. Move on! - What, move on? 01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:20.935 Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? 01:18:20.960 --> 01:18:22.255 Nothing. Nothing. 01:18:22.280 --> 01:18:25.031 How do you live with yourself knowing that we tied? 01:18:25.320 --> 01:18:28.415 There was no grudge match. You never beat me. 01:18:28.440 --> 01:18:30.575 I was there! He kicked your ass! 01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:34.935 He didn't kick my ass. He knew I wasn't ready for that fight. He didn't do shit. 01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:37.095 I lost because I was out of shape. 01:18:37.120 --> 01:18:39.695 The first one, I kicked his ass because I was in shape. 01:18:39.720 --> 01:18:41.695 SALLY: You're pathetic. KID: "You're pathetic." 01:18:41.720 --> 01:18:44.575 Go ahead, tell her! Tell her! Tell her! 01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:47.295 - He wasn't ready. - Yeah, see? 01:18:47.320 --> 01:18:48.529 You were afraid of that fight. 01:18:48.554 --> 01:18:50.581 Not even a little. I was gonna knock you out! 01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:55.055 - Yeah? Well, let's do it now, then! - Look at us. What are you talking about? 01:18:55.080 --> 01:18:56.935 Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! 01:18:56.960 --> 01:18:58.196 Everybody's laughing! The world's laughing! 01:18:58.209 --> 01:18:59.455 Right. 01:18:59.480 --> 01:19:01.782 But we're not dead. In fact, this whole thing 01:19:01.795 --> 01:19:04.108 has made me feel more alive than ever! 01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:05.815 You? What about you? 01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:08.295 - Huh? Don't let her get in the way. - Leave her out of it. 01:19:08.320 --> 01:19:11.141 - Or what? You're not gonna fight? - Leave her out of it. You and me. 01:19:11.160 --> 01:19:13.655 - Yeah! It's me and you! Right! - You're a child. 01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:16.257 What are you doing? Give him his balls back! 01:19:16.282 --> 01:19:18.975 Let him fight me! Let him reclaim his manhood! 01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:21.135 Please, I'm begging you. I'm begging you. 01:19:21.160 --> 01:19:26.107 This is our last chance. Let's finish this once and for all. Come on. Come on! 01:19:27.240 --> 01:19:28.387 Come on. 01:19:29.720 --> 01:19:31.424 It ain't gonna happen. 01:19:31.920 --> 01:19:33.226 Wha...? 01:19:33.440 --> 01:19:35.224 What are you doing? 01:19:38.800 --> 01:19:41.665 I'm done. Come on. 01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:47.471 (DOOR CLOSES) 01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:09.425 ("WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:20:11.200 --> 01:20:12.347 WALTER: Hey. 01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:14.935 Don't make a mess, or I have to clean it up. 01:20:14.960 --> 01:20:19.055 Walter. Are you working here now? I didn't know that. 01:20:19.080 --> 01:20:24.055 Yeah, man. You know, well, it's always been my life passion, to wait tables. 01:20:24.080 --> 01:20:26.095 Well, a job's a job, right? 01:20:26.120 --> 01:20:27.615 - I am not complaining. - Right. 01:20:27.640 --> 01:20:29.185 I'm happy to have a job. 01:20:29.600 --> 01:20:31.941 It would kill me if I couldn't bet on you, man. 01:20:32.440 --> 01:20:37.575 I don't know about the betting. You know, things happen. You never know for sure. 01:20:37.600 --> 01:20:41.055 Me and a bunch of guys from the plant, we're gonna be in the nosebleeds. 01:20:41.080 --> 01:20:42.255 That's nice of you. 01:20:42.280 --> 01:20:46.215 Don't let this high-paying job fool you. We could all use a win. 01:20:46.240 --> 01:20:49.535 - And that sorry-ass burger is on me. - Ha-ha-ha. 01:20:49.560 --> 01:20:52.027 - Be cool, man. - All right, man. 01:21:35.160 --> 01:21:36.415 BJ: I got it. 01:21:36.440 --> 01:21:38.716 Hey, Trey. Let's go! Breakfast is on the table. 01:21:38.741 --> 01:21:41.015 I don't wanna be waiting on you. Five minutes. 01:21:41.040 --> 01:21:42.301 TREY: Okay, Dad. 01:21:44.200 --> 01:21:46.189 - Hey. - Hey. 01:21:46.400 --> 01:21:49.390 - You're BJ? - Yeah, that's right. How you doing? 01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:52.135 Mom, she's told me all about you. 01:21:52.160 --> 01:21:53.546 You know, recently. 01:21:53.880 --> 01:21:55.935 - You look like her. - Really? 01:21:55.960 --> 01:21:57.135 No, not really. 01:21:57.160 --> 01:21:59.295 Heh. I was gonna say. Come on inside. 01:21:59.320 --> 01:22:01.535 Hey, Ma, Razor's here. 01:22:01.560 --> 01:22:03.735 Can I get you something? Some juice? 01:22:03.760 --> 01:22:05.575 No, I'm okay. 01:22:05.600 --> 01:22:09.615 Listen, don't tell my morn I said this. If she knew, she'd stab me with a fork... 01:22:09.640 --> 01:22:13.575 but I think she's really glad you're around. She thinks you're a good guy. 01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:16.385 I don't know, I just wanted you to know that. 01:22:16.880 --> 01:22:19.455 - Thank you. I like that. - Good. 01:22:19.480 --> 01:22:20.975 Hey, Ma. 01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:24.775 Excuse me. Heh. I'm gonna let you guys be. 01:22:24.800 --> 01:22:25.947 Okay. 01:22:28.360 --> 01:22:31.191 - Good kid. - He's a good boy. 01:22:32.520 --> 01:22:34.304 I'm gonna fight. 01:22:35.320 --> 01:22:38.255 Don't let him use me to shame you into doing this. 01:22:38.280 --> 01:22:40.951 I'm not. I'm not. 01:22:42.080 --> 01:22:43.705 Not at all. 01:22:44.240 --> 01:22:47.895 I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. 01:22:47.920 --> 01:22:51.135 Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. 01:22:51.160 --> 01:22:54.055 Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. 01:22:54.080 --> 01:22:57.175 Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. 01:22:57.200 --> 01:22:59.855 Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. 01:22:59.880 --> 01:23:02.975 I just don't wanna make any more mistakes. I'm done with that. 01:23:03.000 --> 01:23:05.865 I let him take from me... 01:23:06.240 --> 01:23:09.695 the two things that mattered most: 01:23:09.720 --> 01:23:12.949 You and boxing. I just shut it out. 01:23:14.560 --> 01:23:16.815 I don't even have a TV. 01:23:16.840 --> 01:23:18.055 Can you believe that? 01:23:18.080 --> 01:23:21.695 Because I'm afraid I might flip to a fight by accident... 01:23:21.720 --> 01:23:25.175 and be embarrassed because I'm a fighter. I was born to be a fighter. 01:23:25.200 --> 01:23:27.495 I had some talent. I did. 01:23:27.520 --> 01:23:30.146 And I just walked away so early. 01:23:34.960 --> 01:23:36.585 I love you. 01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:39.782 Always have. Always will. 01:23:41.280 --> 01:23:43.906 You're stuck with me, believe me. 01:23:44.760 --> 01:23:50.071 But I've always regretted not beating Kid at his best. 01:23:50.720 --> 01:23:54.541 No matter how hard you guys work, it won't be your best. 01:23:55.240 --> 01:23:57.149 It's the best we got. 01:24:02.440 --> 01:24:04.907 Then go kick his ass. 01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:10.307 Well, since you put it like that. 01:24:11.000 --> 01:24:13.015 Heh, he's a dead man. 01:24:13.040 --> 01:24:15.222 (NO AUDIO) 01:24:30.800 --> 01:24:32.140 Stay left. 01:24:32.600 --> 01:24:33.747 Stay left. 01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:36.664 Left. Left! 01:24:59.800 --> 01:25:01.629 (GRUNTS) 01:25:03.520 --> 01:25:05.304 Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo! 01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:35.986 I think I might be ready. 01:25:36.320 --> 01:25:39.981 Yeah, you're ready. You're a one-eyed monster. 01:25:40.720 --> 01:25:42.185 (RAZOR CHUCKLES) 01:25:43.160 --> 01:25:44.615 Agh! 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:48.135 DANTE: Okay, so this is my VIP section, I need to fill it with VIPs. Understand? 01:25:48.160 --> 01:25:50.695 I want a Kardashian. Give me a big-tittied Playmate. 01:25:50.720 --> 01:25:54.215 Whatever pussy actor that played a boxer in a movie, I want him. 01:25:54.240 --> 01:25:56.055 - Lou, you got anybody? - My mother. 01:25:56.080 --> 01:25:59.055 These are VIP. That woman can't see. I can put her up top. She can hear. 01:25:59.080 --> 01:26:01.679 - She's looking forward to this. - I'm not gonna waste that time. 01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:03.375 Down! Set. 01:26:03.400 --> 01:26:04.661 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:06.375 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 01:26:06.400 --> 01:26:07.581 BJ, you got a visitor. 01:26:09.960 --> 01:26:11.505 They're yours, coach. 01:26:12.080 --> 01:26:13.415 COACH: All right, listen up! 01:26:13.440 --> 01:26:15.110 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:22.295 Look, I know you got every right to hate me. And I don't blame you. 01:26:22.320 --> 01:26:25.902 But I need you now. I need you in my corner. 01:26:26.200 --> 01:26:27.950 You're the best person for me. 01:26:28.920 --> 01:26:31.307 I know I wasn't there for you and Trey. 01:26:31.880 --> 01:26:35.427 I can't take that back. I can't fix it. 01:26:40.000 --> 01:26:41.495 I brought him these. 01:26:41.520 --> 01:26:43.775 - Butterscotch jellybeans. - Heh. 01:26:43.800 --> 01:26:46.215 Figure he's old enough now. 01:26:46.240 --> 01:26:47.621 Yeah, you're really not very good at this. 01:26:47.634 --> 01:26:49.025 No, I'm not. 01:26:51.400 --> 01:26:52.740 But I'm trying, you know. 01:26:54.640 --> 01:26:56.375 And I brought this too. 01:26:56.400 --> 01:27:00.869 I collected these over the years. Just so you know the whole story. 01:27:25.160 --> 01:27:28.415 Hello again, everybody. I'm Jim Lampley and welcome to Pittsburgh... 01:27:28.440 --> 01:27:33.135 where a raucous sold-out crowd has assembled for this unique grudge match. 01:27:33.160 --> 01:27:36.135 Now, you stand to the left and you keep him in your vision. 01:27:36.160 --> 01:27:37.910 - I will. Don't worry. - I am worried. 01:27:38.400 --> 01:27:40.975 I love you like a son, but I'm telling you right now: 01:27:41.000 --> 01:27:43.095 If you're taking a beating, I'm throwing this in. 01:27:43.120 --> 01:27:45.135 - Don't do that. - I'm gonna. I'm not asking. 01:27:45.160 --> 01:27:46.895 I am telling you. 01:27:46.920 --> 01:27:48.735 I'll also tell you something else. 01:27:48.760 --> 01:27:52.015 If you beat this mug, there's gonna be a new television in the living room. 01:27:52.040 --> 01:27:53.255 I don't want one. 01:27:53.280 --> 01:27:55.495 Not for you. For me. 01:27:55.520 --> 01:27:56.951 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 01:28:07.200 --> 01:28:10.455 I gotta tell you. It's probably the shittiest wrap job I ever seen. 01:28:10.480 --> 01:28:13.335 Thought maybe you could use a little help today, huh? 01:28:13.360 --> 01:28:15.747 Yeah, I could. Sure. 01:28:31.880 --> 01:28:33.855 Remember what I taught you. Don't mess this up. 01:28:33.880 --> 01:28:36.055 Just sit back and relax. I'm doing it perfect. 01:28:36.080 --> 01:28:38.599 - You've got fragile hands. - You're a stubborn son of a bitch. 01:28:38.600 --> 01:28:41.067 Where do you think I got it from? Ha-ha-ha. 01:28:43.200 --> 01:28:44.825 MAN: Guys, it's time. - Showtime. 01:28:45.400 --> 01:28:46.501 SALLY: Okay. 01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:51.030 - Be careful. - Let's go! You ain't getting any younger! 01:28:52.600 --> 01:28:53.815 Nice. 01:28:53.840 --> 01:28:55.175 Time, guys. 01:28:55.200 --> 01:28:57.335 All right. All right, we'll be right there. 01:28:57.360 --> 01:28:58.655 Breathe for me. 01:28:58.680 --> 01:29:00.335 Breathe, that's it. 01:29:00.360 --> 01:29:02.030 Okay. That's it. 01:29:02.760 --> 01:29:04.350 - You okay? - Yeah. 01:29:04.600 --> 01:29:06.095 You think I still got it? 01:29:06.120 --> 01:29:07.735 I think you still got it. 01:29:07.760 --> 01:29:10.864 Hey, somehow, you never lost it. All right? 01:29:12.520 --> 01:29:13.667 Good. 01:29:15.520 --> 01:29:16.860 Let's go to work. 01:29:17.200 --> 01:29:18.665 Let's do this. 01:29:39.120 --> 01:29:41.109 (CHEERING) 01:29:41.880 --> 01:29:43.816 I guess the city of Pittsburgh missed all the 01:29:43.829 --> 01:29:45.775 fanfare about what a joke this fight is. 01:29:45.800 --> 01:29:48.380 - This is some crowd. - This could be good. 01:29:50.480 --> 01:29:51.991 Holy shit. 01:29:52.480 --> 01:29:53.706 Well put. 01:30:02.280 --> 01:30:04.215 Going without the scooter? 01:30:04.240 --> 01:30:05.455 You kidding me? 01:30:05.480 --> 01:30:09.095 With all that hot talent out there, I can land me some snapper tonight. 01:30:09.120 --> 01:30:10.815 I just threw up in my mouth. 01:30:10.840 --> 01:30:13.944 (DROPKICK MURPHYS' "I'M SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:30:24.920 --> 01:30:27.626 LAMPLEY: And here comes Billy "The Kid" McDonnen. 01:30:31.440 --> 01:30:33.736 McDonnen, if you're dusting off your history 01:30:33.749 --> 01:30:36.055 book, was 41-1 in his 12-year career. 01:30:36.080 --> 01:30:38.626 The one loss was against Sharp. 01:30:42.160 --> 01:30:44.627 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 01:30:50.080 --> 01:30:51.655 That's the Kid! 01:30:51.680 --> 01:30:54.784 (AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 01:30:58.280 --> 01:31:01.304 And now, Razor Sharp makes his way into the arena. 01:31:15.120 --> 01:31:18.535 MERCHANT: It's not very often we've seen a crowd in one city... 01:31:18.560 --> 01:31:20.981 so evenly divided, Jim. 01:31:30.400 --> 01:31:35.535 LAMPLEY: In his nine-year career, Sharp had 33 professional wins and only 1 loss. 01:31:35.560 --> 01:31:37.469 And we all know who that was to. 01:31:39.000 --> 01:31:43.215 Welcome to this evening's very special main event. 01:31:43.240 --> 01:31:45.255 Ladies and gentleman... 01:31:45.280 --> 01:31:50.705 let's get ready to rumble! 01:31:51.520 --> 01:31:54.135 Introducing first, fighting out of the blue corner... 01:31:54.160 --> 01:31:56.535 wearing his trademark Kelly-green trunks... 01:31:56.560 --> 01:32:00.535 and weighing in at 175 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... 01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:01.855 Yeah, Kid! 01:32:01.880 --> 01:32:04.135 "Fighting out of the Kid McDonnen Auto Mall... 01:32:04.160 --> 01:32:06.945 where zero percent financing will knock you out." 01:32:07.680 --> 01:32:09.575 - Open Sundays! - Oh, come on, man. 01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:13.695 The former Light Heavyweight Champion of the world... 01:32:13.720 --> 01:32:19.224 Billy "The Kid" McDonnen! 01:32:21.520 --> 01:32:23.415 And fighting out of the red corner... 01:32:23.440 --> 01:32:25.175 wearing white with black... 01:32:25.200 --> 01:32:28.215 weighing in at 178 pounds... 01:32:28.240 --> 01:32:30.581 also from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... 01:32:32.120 --> 01:32:35.775 former Light Heavyweight World Champion... 01:32:35.800 --> 01:32:41.225 Henry "Razor" Sharp! 01:32:47.280 --> 01:32:48.870 All right, boxers out. 01:32:49.640 --> 01:32:51.742 Boxer out, one second. 01:32:53.960 --> 01:32:57.095 All right, gentlemen. You had my detailed instructions. 01:32:57.120 --> 01:32:59.700 I expect you to obey my commands at all times. 01:32:59.800 --> 01:33:01.455 Protect yourself at all times. 01:33:01.480 --> 01:33:02.935 Are there any questions? 01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:05.540 Gutsy move going without a bra. 01:33:05.640 --> 01:33:09.135 I've got a surprise for you when you get home. I took a shit on your porch. 01:33:09.160 --> 01:33:12.184 - We are live, guys. We are live right now. - Touch them up. 01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:14.589 Is this about me and you? Or her? 01:33:15.280 --> 01:33:17.135 Me and you. 01:33:17.160 --> 01:33:20.230 Oh, thank God. I thought he was gonna say it was about the shit. 01:33:24.680 --> 01:33:26.066 And here we go. 01:33:27.360 --> 01:33:28.495 (BELL RINGS) 01:33:28.520 --> 01:33:29.906 Box! 01:33:30.360 --> 01:33:33.703 LAMPLEY: We can expect both men to feel each other out at this point. 01:33:38.920 --> 01:33:41.935 MERCHANT: Sharp not looking very Sharp at the moment. 01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:44.461 ROY: Well, that's no surprise after a 30-year layoff. 01:33:45.200 --> 01:33:48.975 LAMPLEY: And there's a wild hook by Billy "The Kid" that misses by a mile. 01:33:49.000 --> 01:33:51.175 Don't load up, Pop! Don't load up! 01:33:51.200 --> 01:33:53.615 MERCHANT: Lots of rust on both sides. 01:33:53.640 --> 01:33:56.855 LAMPLEY: What do you think of this so far? JONES: It's not pretty at all. 01:33:56.880 --> 01:33:58.823 Let's go, let's go. Let's start the fight. 01:34:01.880 --> 01:34:05.415 LAMPLEY: Now Sharp stepping forward a little more assertively behind that jab. 01:34:05.440 --> 01:34:06.935 McDonnen says, "Come on." 01:34:06.960 --> 01:34:08.855 Come on, Kid! Roll and throw. 01:34:08.880 --> 01:34:10.823 LAMPLEY: Sharp jabbing, then backing up. 01:34:12.040 --> 01:34:14.666 - That's it! LAMPLEY: Razor was hurt by that punch! 01:34:16.080 --> 01:34:18.455 - Dear God. LAMPLEY: And, boom, there it is. 01:34:18.480 --> 01:34:21.895 - Kid's famous left hook finally showed up. MERCHANT: Might've hurt Razor. 01:34:21.920 --> 01:34:25.422 - Razor appears cut above his right eye. LAMPLEY: Razor is cut. 01:34:30.080 --> 01:34:31.261 Come on! 01:34:31.400 --> 01:34:32.626 (GRUNTS) 01:34:34.800 --> 01:34:36.415 (BELL RINGS) 01:34:36.440 --> 01:34:37.575 LAMPLEY: Bell sounds. 01:34:37.600 --> 01:34:39.543 - What? - Hey. 01:34:39.920 --> 01:34:41.495 (AUDIENCE JEERING AND BOOING) 01:34:41.520 --> 01:34:44.191 LAMPLEY: That was a hard right hand immediately after the bell. 01:34:46.600 --> 01:34:50.335 - That will lead to a point deduction. - That can cost the Kid a round. 01:34:50.360 --> 01:34:51.735 Give him some water. 01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:54.415 - You're doing real good, you pussy. - That's not helping. 01:34:54.440 --> 01:34:56.255 I'm 800 years old, I say what I want. 01:34:56.280 --> 01:34:58.060 - Can you stop the bleeding? - For a while. 01:34:58.080 --> 01:35:00.095 What are you doing, hitting him after the bell? 01:35:00.120 --> 01:35:02.895 You're gonna get us thrown out. I need you to be smart. 01:35:02.920 --> 01:35:04.855 - All right? - Relax. 01:35:04.880 --> 01:35:07.775 - He's gonna figure you out. - Either way, I'm taking him out. 01:35:07.800 --> 01:35:09.504 - Do it quick. - Right. 01:35:17.800 --> 01:35:18.975 (BELL RINGS) 01:35:19.000 --> 01:35:21.175 LAMPLEY: And now round two is about to get underway. 01:35:21.200 --> 01:35:24.415 MERCHANT: Have to give round one to Sharp after that foul. 01:35:24.440 --> 01:35:25.951 Roll and throw, Kid! 01:35:26.560 --> 01:35:29.743 LAMPLEY: And Razor Sharp will waste no time pressing his advantage. 01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:32.095 Come on, Kid. Move that head. 01:35:32.120 --> 01:35:33.426 - Unh! - Oh! 01:35:34.240 --> 01:35:36.975 LAMPLEY: Razor is unrelenting. Pounding away. 01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:39.865 - All right! All right! - Roll and throw! 01:35:40.560 --> 01:35:42.264 LAMPLEY: Razor continues to unload. 01:35:44.080 --> 01:35:46.706 - Down goes Kid on a massive left hand. MERCHANT: Oh, yes. 01:35:47.200 --> 01:35:49.575 LAMPLEY: Referee Pat Russell will pick up the count. 01:35:49.600 --> 01:35:51.748 You got him! You got him! Now finish him! 01:35:52.160 --> 01:35:54.215 LAMPLEY: The Kid is taking a ton of punishment... 01:35:54.240 --> 01:35:56.575 but that's always been a part of his game. 01:35:56.600 --> 01:35:59.624 MERCHANT: He's stronger than he looks. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 01:36:03.000 --> 01:36:04.545 LAMPLEY: He's got Kid in trouble. 01:36:05.160 --> 01:36:07.945 JONES: Oh, got him. LAMPLEY: Down he goes! 01:36:08.760 --> 01:36:10.775 Get over there! Two! 01:36:10.800 --> 01:36:13.815 He must just be thinking: "Why in the hell did I do this?" 01:36:13.840 --> 01:36:15.735 Roll and throw! Do it now! 01:36:15.760 --> 01:36:19.735 You have got to start slipping punches and letting your hands go. Roll and throw. 01:36:19.760 --> 01:36:22.615 - You hear me? Roll and throw. - Seven! You getting up? 01:36:22.640 --> 01:36:24.310 Eight! Walk to me. 01:36:25.040 --> 01:36:26.255 You okay, Kid? 01:36:26.280 --> 01:36:27.791 Show me something. Box! 01:36:32.320 --> 01:36:35.135 Get out of the corner! It's a trap! Get out of the corner! 01:36:35.160 --> 01:36:36.671 Now! Right now! 01:36:37.120 --> 01:36:38.335 LAMPLEY: Oh, boy! 01:36:38.360 --> 01:36:39.825 - Attaway, Kid! - Goddamn it! 01:36:41.960 --> 01:36:43.505 Now, let your hands go! That's it! 01:36:49.720 --> 01:36:50.895 (BELL RINGS) 01:36:50.920 --> 01:36:52.695 - Bell! Time! LAMPLEY: No boxing here. 01:36:52.720 --> 01:36:54.655 This is an all-out war. 01:36:54.680 --> 01:36:55.827 Let's go, baby! 01:36:56.200 --> 01:36:58.695 Attaboy! Attaboy! Way to work! 01:36:58.720 --> 01:37:00.615 Listen, he's got you figured out. 01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:03.535 - So what? - So I'm gonna call the fight. 01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:06.975 He's slipping. Now you're fighting smart. Keep that pressure on him. 01:37:07.000 --> 01:37:08.535 Do not let up. Do not let up. 01:37:08.560 --> 01:37:11.615 - You want to get your head bashed in? - Don't worry about it. 01:37:11.640 --> 01:37:14.215 - I'm watching that. RAZOR: It's all right. 01:37:14.240 --> 01:37:15.580 I'm fine. 01:37:15.680 --> 01:37:17.535 He's going down. He's a sucker for the left. 01:37:17.560 --> 01:37:19.344 Stay on him. Breathe for me. That's it. 01:37:22.960 --> 01:37:24.550 (BELL RINGS) 01:37:36.360 --> 01:37:37.985 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 01:37:39.520 --> 01:37:41.941 MERCHANT: I have to give that round to Kid. 01:37:53.240 --> 01:37:55.502 LAMPLEY: That round dominated by Sharp. 01:38:14.040 --> 01:38:15.949 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 01:38:22.800 --> 01:38:25.824 LAMPLEY: It's been a hellacious display of courage by both fighters. 01:38:36.080 --> 01:38:37.541 MERCHANT: Kid has Razor in trouble. 01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:42.022 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 01:38:49.520 --> 01:38:51.224 (RINGS) 01:38:53.840 --> 01:38:55.226 That's it! Bell! 01:38:55.760 --> 01:38:57.191 I'm taking you out. 01:38:59.320 --> 01:39:01.548 - Are you stupid? - Calm him down! 01:39:05.520 --> 01:39:08.775 - He's done. Best man won. - No, you're beating a guy with one eye. 01:39:08.800 --> 01:39:10.335 - That's all. - What do you mean? 01:39:10.360 --> 01:39:12.015 Your eye's almost swollen shut. 01:39:12.040 --> 01:39:14.975 Didn't work anyway. At least you don't have to cut me. 01:39:15.000 --> 01:39:16.776 You don't listen to a thing I say, do you? 01:39:16.789 --> 01:39:18.575 Not this time. He's hurting too. He is. 01:39:18.600 --> 01:39:21.495 Sharp's right eye is badly swollen... 01:39:21.520 --> 01:39:23.335 fighting half blind. 01:39:23.360 --> 01:39:26.935 Every time you come from the left, you knock the snot out of him. He can't see it. 01:39:26.960 --> 01:39:28.655 - That's bullshit. - It's not bullshit. 01:39:28.680 --> 01:39:30.375 - How do you know? - Mom told me. 01:39:30.400 --> 01:39:32.735 What do you think? She made it up? That's the way it is. 01:39:32.760 --> 01:39:34.535 It don't matter. I'm kicking his ass. 01:39:34.560 --> 01:39:37.015 What are you gonna do that for? You attack his blind eye. 01:39:37.040 --> 01:39:39.255 Everyone's gonna say you didn't beat him at his best. 01:39:39.280 --> 01:39:41.535 You're not gonna be able to sleep at night! 01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:43.735 Screw that. I'm taking what's coming to me. 01:39:43.760 --> 01:39:46.670 Kid, do this right. Stand in front where he can see you! 01:39:47.600 --> 01:39:50.351 Go knock him out! Now, hurry up! I gotta pee. 01:39:51.600 --> 01:39:52.701 (BELL RINGS) 01:39:52.960 --> 01:39:54.135 Box! 01:39:54.160 --> 01:39:56.991 LAMPLEY: Final round! Too close to call! 01:39:59.240 --> 01:40:01.855 So many times in a three-fight rivalry... 01:40:01.880 --> 01:40:04.267 the rubber match is the best. 01:40:05.800 --> 01:40:07.345 - Kid on the attack. - No! 01:40:08.240 --> 01:40:09.495 Oh! 01:40:09.520 --> 01:40:10.826 What a pounding! 01:40:11.760 --> 01:40:12.941 Lightning! 01:40:15.360 --> 01:40:17.030 LAMPLEY: Sharp is in trouble. 01:40:18.760 --> 01:40:20.535 Razor backpedals woozily. 01:40:20.560 --> 01:40:23.095 And down goes Razor. 01:40:23.120 --> 01:40:25.180 - Sharp was hurt by that punch. - It's your fight! 01:40:26.920 --> 01:40:28.545 (PANTING) 01:40:57.480 --> 01:40:58.866 You wanna keep going? 01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:01.702 Yeah. You bet your ass. 01:41:02.480 --> 01:41:03.775 Hey, you can't do that! 01:41:03.800 --> 01:41:05.135 I just did. Come on. 01:41:05.160 --> 01:41:06.705 Kid lifted Razor off the canvas. 01:41:10.800 --> 01:41:12.345 What's he doing? 01:41:14.320 --> 01:41:17.615 Unbelievable! In all my years of covering boxing, I've never seen it. 01:41:17.640 --> 01:41:19.135 - I told him to do that! - Oh! 01:41:19.160 --> 01:41:21.103 That's my idea! I told him to do that! 01:41:21.600 --> 01:41:24.101 LAMPLEY: Now, Pat Russell is gonna confer with the judges. 01:41:24.760 --> 01:41:26.271 Give me those gloves. 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:30.900 And now the ref, in good sportsmanship, is gonna wave them on. 01:41:31.320 --> 01:41:33.866 I'm right in front of you. No excuses. 01:41:34.560 --> 01:41:35.707 No excuses. 01:41:38.360 --> 01:41:40.940 LAMPLEY: They touch gloves one last time. 01:41:44.920 --> 01:41:47.495 Now Kid has stopped ducking and going to Sharp's left. 01:41:47.520 --> 01:41:51.227 He's playing right into Sharp's strength. Almost like he's challenging him. 01:41:53.600 --> 01:41:55.668 Nail him! Now! 01:41:56.880 --> 01:41:59.415 - That's it! LAMPLEY: Kid attacking with the left hook! 01:41:59.440 --> 01:42:00.780 Sharp is in trouble. 01:42:01.440 --> 01:42:05.226 The fighters exchange a flurry. Brutal stuff. Finally, toe-to-toe! 01:42:09.120 --> 01:42:10.904 Fifteen seconds left. 01:42:11.560 --> 01:42:12.935 (GRUNTS) 01:42:12.960 --> 01:42:15.615 LAMPLEY: Oh, there's a massive right hand by Razor... 01:42:15.640 --> 01:42:17.535 and Kid is on the canvas. He is down! 01:42:17.560 --> 01:42:19.310 Yeah, yeah! 01:42:22.040 --> 01:42:23.869 (PANTING) 01:42:33.720 --> 01:42:35.695 LAMPLEY: Kid is not getting up. 01:42:35.720 --> 01:42:37.345 This fight could be over! 01:42:50.320 --> 01:42:52.375 Hey, Kid. No mas? 01:42:52.400 --> 01:42:53.735 (GRUNTS) 01:42:53.760 --> 01:42:56.655 MERCHANT: Razor pulls Kid up before the count of 10. 01:42:56.680 --> 01:42:58.430 Oh, for God's sakes. 01:42:59.600 --> 01:43:02.146 (BELL RINGING) 01:43:03.040 --> 01:43:04.375 I might actually cry now. 01:43:04.400 --> 01:43:07.663 Oh, shit, I'm cry... It's coming down a little bit. 01:43:12.480 --> 01:43:14.662 - I didn't need your help. - Right. 01:43:24.080 --> 01:43:25.306 Are you okay, Kid? 01:43:26.040 --> 01:43:27.380 Not really. 01:43:28.280 --> 01:43:30.935 I'm dying, but I've never felt better. 01:43:30.960 --> 01:43:33.375 Heh. Hey, you did the right thing. 01:43:33.400 --> 01:43:34.740 Thanks, son. 01:43:35.000 --> 01:43:36.455 I love you, Dad. 01:43:36.480 --> 01:43:38.975 Well, I'll never call you a pussy again. 01:43:39.000 --> 01:43:41.175 - Stupid, that's what I'll call you. - Heh. 01:43:41.200 --> 01:43:43.775 - I am so proud of you! - Oh, yeah. 01:43:43.800 --> 01:43:45.061 I told you it'd be okay. 01:43:49.640 --> 01:43:51.495 (BELL RINGING) 01:43:51.520 --> 01:43:54.935 BUFFER: Ladies and gentlemen, we go to the scorecards. 01:43:54.960 --> 01:44:00.455 Judge Alfredo Padillo scores it 92-91 for Sharp. 01:44:00.480 --> 01:44:04.535 Judge James Caballa scores it 90 to 89... 01:44:04.560 --> 01:44:06.583 for McDonnen. 01:44:06.960 --> 01:44:09.815 And Judge Marco Rosario scores it... 01:44:09.840 --> 01:44:12.415 91 to 89... 01:44:12.440 --> 01:44:15.815 to the winner by split decision... 01:44:15.840 --> 01:44:20.343 Henry "Razor" Sharp! 01:44:22.120 --> 01:44:24.535 Sorry you lost, Kid. 01:44:24.560 --> 01:44:26.071 No. He didn't lose nothing. 01:44:27.120 --> 01:44:29.222 Trey, call me Grandpa. 01:44:41.320 --> 01:44:43.255 Guess it was a mistake, picking me up. 01:44:43.280 --> 01:44:44.935 No, I wanted you at your best. 01:44:44.960 --> 01:44:46.471 Well, you got it. 01:44:47.320 --> 01:44:49.388 - Thanks for the shot. - Anytime. 01:44:50.160 --> 01:44:51.815 But I still hate you. 01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:53.749 I hate you too. 01:44:54.200 --> 01:44:55.381 Wanna do this again? 01:44:56.160 --> 01:44:58.308 - Definitely not. - You sure? 01:44:59.680 --> 01:45:00.827 Yeah. 01:45:02.040 --> 01:45:04.055 Bullshit! Fix! 01:45:04.080 --> 01:45:05.944 - Who paid off those judges? RAZOR: Light! 01:45:06.400 --> 01:45:07.655 - What? - Light! We won. 01:45:07.680 --> 01:45:09.095 Who did? What? 01:45:09.120 --> 01:45:10.335 We won. 01:45:10.360 --> 01:45:12.940 - We won? Get the hell out of here! - Heh, no. 01:45:13.840 --> 01:45:15.465 - Goddamn hearing aid. - Yeah. 01:45:25.320 --> 01:45:28.185 (DANCING WITH THE STARS THEME PLAYING ON TV) 01:45:29.360 --> 01:45:32.175 See? This is why I don't do TV. I'm going to Sally's. 01:45:32.200 --> 01:45:34.135 Sit down. There's gonna be a big finish. 01:45:34.160 --> 01:45:38.255 MAN SINGING ON TV: I wanna know if you're with me. 01:45:38.280 --> 01:45:40.655 Can't stand stickin' around. 01:45:40.680 --> 01:45:42.111 Hey! 01:45:42.680 --> 01:45:44.175 (LAUGHS) 01:45:44.200 --> 01:45:46.667 - Now I wish I was blind in both eyes. DANTE: Oh, wow. 01:45:48.520 --> 01:45:49.701 See you. 01:45:50.200 --> 01:45:53.861 - He has a certain elegance, doesn't he? - Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. 01:46:01.320 --> 01:46:03.900 I guarantee you, he's gonna get some snapper tonight. 01:46:04.000 --> 01:46:07.415 Dude, you're a pervert. Like, it goes right to sex with you. I'm done. 01:46:07.440 --> 01:46:10.935 Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet. It's strong! 01:46:10.960 --> 01:46:12.455 Why is it that strong? 01:46:12.480 --> 01:46:15.026 It might be bad. I think the vinegar might be bad. 01:46:21.640 --> 01:46:25.135 Listen. If you thought Grudgement Day was big, then this is gonna be huge. 01:46:25.160 --> 01:46:28.415 They're talking Wembley Stadium for the rematch. Ninety thousand people. 01:46:28.440 --> 01:46:30.615 I can get you seven figures, maybe eight. 01:46:30.640 --> 01:46:33.615 Bottom line is I can get you guys paid. What do you say? 01:46:33.640 --> 01:46:36.095 - I'm in. DANTE: That's what I'm talking about. 01:46:36.120 --> 01:46:38.455 - What about you, Evander? - No. 01:46:38.480 --> 01:46:42.095 Come on, Evander! So the man went a little batshit and bit your ear off. 01:46:42.120 --> 01:46:43.596 It's not like he liked the way you tasted. 01:46:43.609 --> 01:46:45.095 Taste like ass. 01:46:45.120 --> 01:46:47.135 Did you hear? You didn't taste good. 01:46:47.160 --> 01:46:49.295 Mike, do me a favor? Tell him you're sorry. 01:46:49.320 --> 01:46:51.661 - I'm sorry. - Mike, like you mean it. 01:46:53.200 --> 01:46:54.775 - Sorry. - I felt that. 01:46:54.800 --> 01:46:56.735 - Come on, Evander. What do you say? - No. 01:46:56.760 --> 01:46:57.907 (TYSON SIGHS) 01:46:59.880 --> 01:47:01.216 I get you one month at the Playboy Mansion. 01:47:01.229 --> 01:47:02.575 No. 01:47:02.600 --> 01:47:03.924 Okay, final offer. I'll throw in a Bentley. 01:47:03.937 --> 01:47:05.271 No. 01:47:06.680 --> 01:47:10.455 - I'll get you a part in Hangover IV. - I'm listening. 01:47:10.480 --> 01:47:12.335 - You son of a bitch. - Now hold on! 01:47:12.360 --> 01:47:13.950 - Guard your ears. - Wait, Mike! No! 01:47:13.974 --> 01:47:33.974 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.