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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪

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♪ With those tongue and lips ♪

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♪ Let me taste ♪

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♪ Your bitter kiss ♪

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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪

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♪ With those seasoned eyes ♪

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♪ Let me walk ♪

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♪ Inside your smile ♪

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♪ All my nerves are tearing me down ♪

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♪ Won't you just come over here and take away this frown ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪

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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪

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♪ I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪

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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪

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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪

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♪ Just walk away ♪
♪ Walk away ♪

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♪ Before I break down and cave ♪

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♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ You ♪

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♪ It's just not fair ♪

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♪ How you kill me with just one stare ♪

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♪ All my nerves are tearing me down ♪

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♪ Won't you just come over here and lick away this frown ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪

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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪

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♪ I can't sleep ♪
♪ Tight ♪

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♪ I don't see ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ I won't feel ♪
♪ Right ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Mine ♪

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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪

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♪ Don't see right ♪

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♪ Won't feel fine ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪

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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
♪ Can't sleep tight ♪

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♪ Don't see right ♪
♪ Don't see right ♪

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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
♪ Won't feel fine ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Until you're mine ♪

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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪
♪ Can't sleep tight ♪

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♪ Don't see right ♪
♪ Don't see right ♪

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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
♪ Won't feel fine ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Until you're mine ♪

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♪ Can't sleep tight ♪

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♪ Don't see right ♪
♪ Be mine, baby ♪

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♪ Won't feel fine ♪
♪ Be mine, baby ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪
♪ Can't sleep tight ♪

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♪ Don't see right ♪

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♪ Until you're mine ♪

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<i>When I decided at the last minute</i>

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<i>to take a year off before college,</i>

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<i>I told my mom it was because I had no idea</i>

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<i>what I wanted to do with my life.</i>

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<i>She pretended she didn't want to strangle me.</i>

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But sweetie, that's the whole point of college:

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is to figure out what you want to do,

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to find out what you're good at, to discover your bliss.

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But what if I don't discover it until junior year,

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and it has nothing to do with
the classes I've already taken?

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I'd have to start over.

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Or what if my bliss is something
I don't even need college for?

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I'm not going to lie to you, Katie.
I'm concerned.

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Why? Tons of kids defer.

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You're not tons of kids.

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You're one complicated girl who's been through a lot.

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You need structure.

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Are you saying that college is the only place

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that I can get structure?

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Because if so, Miss Matsuo...

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Katie. I'm serious.

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Here's something.

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Why don't you start a diary.

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Or a blog?

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Why?

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It's a daily time commitment.

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It'll keep your verbal skills sharp.

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And it'll force you to be introspective.

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What a wonderful idea.

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<i>I was just lying to escape her vegan breath.</i>

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<i>At least that's what I thought at the time.</i>

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<i>But I guess not.</i>

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<i>What the fuck?</i>

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<i>Here I am blogging.</i>

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<i>Anyway, I'm going to start by telling you a secret,</i>

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<i>something I've never told anyone.</i>

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<i>The real reason I'm taking a year off is because of a guy,</i>

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<i>an older one.</i>

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<i>A man.</i>

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<i>And he's the most amazing...</i>

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<i>Shit, got to go.</i>

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♪

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♪ You don't know what I'm gonna do ♪

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♪ Or what I see in you ♪

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♪ You're obsessed ♪

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♪ With my little red dress ♪

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Boo!

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♪ But you don't care
if I'm a mess, now do you? ♪

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Boo!

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♪ Do you? ♪

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♪ Do you? ♪

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♪ Do you? ♪

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Boo!

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You're late.

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You noticed.

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<i>Dan and I have one strict rule:</i>

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<i>we don't talk about his girlfriend...</i>

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<i>or my boyfriend.</i>

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<i>Dan teaches film at a really good community college,</i>

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<i>so we only watch serious cinema.</i>

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<i>I feel smarter just being around him.</i>

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<i>One of the best things about my year off</i>

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<i>is that I get to continue my education.</i>

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<i>He never asks for anything in return.</i>

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<i>He just wants me to relax and enjoy it.</i>

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Dad?

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You always hold back in the end.

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I'm sorry.

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It's your loss.

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Have, uh... I got some news.

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I'm, uh, moving closer to campus.

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Why?

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Look at this dump.
It's ridiculous.

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Looks like I'm still in grad school.

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Well, did you already find a place?

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Yeah. It's great.

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And they'll let me move in on the 15th

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Well, where is it?

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It's like a half-hour away.

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We're not going to see each other again.

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Of course we will.

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Come on, don't be so melodramatic.

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No, you're not going to want to come pick me up

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and then drive me to your place,

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and then back to mine a few hours later.

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That's like two hours in the car.

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And someone might see us.

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Come on, you know I'm right.

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If my dad would just buy me that car he promised me,

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then I could...
I could come see you...

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Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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We're going to work it out, okay?

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We'll work it out.
I promise you.

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Come on.

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Shit.

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<i>I'd never touched him before.</i>

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<i>I was always too scared.</i>

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<i>He came so hard.</i>

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<i>He'll definitely call me after he moves.</i>

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So don't you think it's time
to stop loafing and get a job?

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I'm not loafing, I'm blogging.

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Since when?

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Last week.

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What's your blog called?

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Not telling.

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And you won't find out, because I use a fake name

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and I'm changing lots of little details of my life.

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Why?

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Because if there was even a one in googol chance

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of anyone figuring out it was me,

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then I wouldn't tell the truth.

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And what's the point of having a blog

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if you're just going to lie?

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Hey, babe.

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Why do you call her that?

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She's 46.

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What is on the agenda for today, hmm?

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TV? Internet?

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Maybe a good, long nap?

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I'm getting a job.

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The grill or the fryer?

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Ha-ha.

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Neither.

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Something stimulating that pays extremely well.

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This may come as a shock to you, kiddo,

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but the economy is in the toilet.

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There's 20 applicants for every job.

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You underestimate my powers, Earthling.

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<i>Today, a reader sent me one
of those annoying self quizzes,</i>

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<i>which are just a sad excuse to talk about yourself.</i>

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<i>What's your favourite number?</i>

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<i>69.</i>

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<i>Sometimes 96.</i>

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<i>Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it?</i>

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<i>Yes. Tom Lovelace,</i>

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<i>who was 16 when I was 11.</i>

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<i>My fist tongue kiss.</i>

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<i>It felt like a worm.</i>

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♪ I want it all to end ♪

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♪ Being loved by you ♪

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♪ Hold me now ♪

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♪ Make it stop ♪

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♪ The butterflies won't go away ♪

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<i>Do you believe in the horoscope?</i>

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<i>No. Sagittarians never do.</i>

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♪ I am lost ♪

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♪ Make me found ♪

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Stop right there!

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Don't even put it up.

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Have I got the girl for you?

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Is that so?

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Come in.

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What happened to Jonas?

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I bought him out, lock stock and barrel.

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You have so many more books.

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I used to buy my dad

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his birthday and Christmas presents here.

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He's a sports writer.

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Well, he used to be.
Now he just drinks.

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Sam Johnson's Book Shop.
Nice to meet you, Sam.

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No, I'm not Sam.
He died a long time ago.

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Dr. Samuel Johnson wrote the
first great English dictionary.

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Is he your hero?

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Among many.

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Are you a lover of books?

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I could be.

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Glenn Warburg.

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Katie Kampenfelt.

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Three days a week, $12 an hour.

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Wow!

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And it's butt-easy.

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All I have to do is help customers

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while Glenn runs the online business.

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Sweetie, I got to hand it to you, that was fast.

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You did it.

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Yup, I am indeed impressive.

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Does Glenn have a last name?

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Warburg.

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Is he married?

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Why? You think he only hired me

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so he could have sexual intercourse with me?

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It crossed my mind.

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Your moustache is heinous.

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<i>I've only been blogging for 16 days,</i>

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<i>but I already get between 450 and
500 discreet visitors a day.</i>

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<i>The most popular search terms that people use to find me</i>

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<i>are "high school," "college,"</i>

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<i>"blond," "sex," and "oral sex,"</i>

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<i>which means many of you are lonely, disgusting pigs.</i>

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<i>I also know a lot of you are just normal people</i>

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<i>who want to read the true-life
confessions of a tee...</i>

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What?

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It's me.

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Come in.

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<i>Boyfriend invasion.</i>

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<i>Stand by.</i>

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I thought you had band practice.

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Casey had a midterm.

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<i>You know, Wong, I don't know which is worse.</i>

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<i>Watching you eat or watching you at work.</i>

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<i>I'm perfectly able to do anything I want...</i>

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<i>None of you care that I cheat on Rory,</i>

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<i>but for some reason you hate that it's with an older guy</i>

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<i>who has a girlfriend.</i>

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<i>Well, I had no clue about Martina</i>

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<i>until after the third time Dan and I fooled around,</i>

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<i>and I found her birth control in a bathroom drawer.</i>

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<i>By then it was too late.</i>

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<i>I was in it.</i>

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Hold on...

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Oh, God.

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Oh, wow, you're so hot.

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Oh, God, I love you.

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Oh, God. Oh!

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Oh, God... Ah!

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Oh!

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I think I just came.

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Was I supposed to pull out?

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Six o'clock.

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Hey, so it is.

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$288 cash with a two-dollar bill
for good luck.

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Good first week?

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Amazing.

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And I almost finished<i> Who Has Changed and Who Is Dead.</i>

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Thank you for the recommendation.

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You're very welcome.

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You know, it's the first book I've read since second grade

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that was... You know, like,
wasn't for school.

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Yeah, that's the way it is these days, I guess.

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So sad.

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I know.

00:15:36.670 --> 00:15:39.470
I can't imagine life without great books.

00:15:40.640 --> 00:15:43.207
It's as close to the angels as I get.

00:15:43.209 --> 00:15:44.943
What do you mean?

00:15:44.945 --> 00:15:49.514
Well, for me, reading is a transcendent experience.

00:15:51.184 --> 00:15:53.051
Hmm.

00:15:54.888 --> 00:15:57.255
What does that mean, exactly?

00:15:57.257 --> 00:15:59.057
What, "transcendence"?

00:15:59.059 --> 00:16:02.593
It means beyond the physical realm.

00:16:02.595 --> 00:16:04.963
It's a spiritual experience.

00:16:04.965 --> 00:16:07.665
I get it from great literature, great paintings,

00:16:07.667 --> 00:16:10.068
classical music, all the arts.

00:16:10.070 --> 00:16:12.537
What about classical art films,

00:16:12.539 --> 00:16:15.106
like Fellini or Buñuel?

00:16:15.108 --> 00:16:17.041
Sure.

00:16:18.345 --> 00:16:19.677
Cool.

00:16:19.679 --> 00:16:22.680
♪ I knew it from the start ♪

00:16:22.682 --> 00:16:26.250
♪ You would break my heart ♪

00:16:26.252 --> 00:16:30.788
♪ But I fell for you ♪

00:16:30.790 --> 00:16:33.958
♪ No matter how hard I try ♪

00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:38.529
♪ Change what's inside ♪

00:16:38.531 --> 00:16:40.164
♪ You are all I need ♪

00:16:40.166 --> 00:16:42.934
<i>Dan didn't even call to say goodbye.</i>

00:16:42.936 --> 00:16:46.204
♪ You're the fire in my heart ♪

00:16:46.206 --> 00:16:50.541
<i>If I don't get a car now, I'll never see him again.</i>

00:17:00.887 --> 00:17:03.921
Look at the size
of that blue-gummed dummy.

00:17:13.566 --> 00:17:15.967
So, what's up?

00:17:15.969 --> 00:17:18.469
Well, it's been really, really hard

00:17:18.471 --> 00:17:21.539
ever since all my friends left to go to college.

00:17:21.541 --> 00:17:22.940
And I just...

00:17:22.942 --> 00:17:24.542
I've been sitting at home all the time.

00:17:24.544 --> 00:17:26.044
I have no ride.

00:17:26.046 --> 00:17:28.112
I can't get anywhere.
And I'm just...

00:17:28.114 --> 00:17:29.747
Tell the witch to buy you a car.

00:17:29.749 --> 00:17:31.049
No, she won't do it.

00:17:31.051 --> 00:17:32.850
She thinks I'm so much like you,

00:17:32.852 --> 00:17:34.519
she thinks I'm just going to drink a bunch of beers

00:17:34.521 --> 00:17:35.686
and hit a tree.

00:17:35.688 --> 00:17:38.022
Sanctimonious cunt.

00:17:38.024 --> 00:17:40.992
If she had her way we'd all be drinking holy water.

00:17:40.994 --> 00:17:43.394
Out of the pope's jockstrap.

00:17:43.396 --> 00:17:45.063
Did you come up with that?

00:17:45.065 --> 00:17:47.198
No, you did.

00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:49.067
No wonder.

00:17:50.437 --> 00:17:53.671
What about peckerhead?
Why can't he squire you around?

00:17:53.673 --> 00:17:57.475
Well, because we broke up last night.

00:17:57.477 --> 00:17:59.010
How come?

00:18:00.780 --> 00:18:03.915
He's been pressuring me to, you know,

00:18:03.917 --> 00:18:05.483
like, go all the way,

00:18:05.485 --> 00:18:08.319
and I'm just not ready yet.

00:18:10.190 --> 00:18:14.759
Shit. Must have done
something right.

00:18:23.470 --> 00:18:25.269
Daddy...

00:18:25.271 --> 00:18:28.639
my whole life, you said you would buy me a car

00:18:28.641 --> 00:18:30.808
when I graduated.

00:18:31.878 --> 00:18:34.645
Please keep your promise.

00:18:34.647 --> 00:18:37.381
Please, Daddy, just this once.

00:18:37.383 --> 00:18:38.950
Please.

00:18:38.952 --> 00:18:41.853
And you promised me you'd stay my little angel forever.

00:18:42.889 --> 00:18:44.989
You'd never grow up.

00:18:49.095 --> 00:18:50.962
Now look at you.

00:18:52.532 --> 00:18:53.998
Tits and everything.

00:19:05.445 --> 00:19:08.246
<i>Hey, uh, Joel Seidler here.</i>

00:19:08.248 --> 00:19:10.915
<i>I'm not sure if you remember me.</i>

00:19:10.917 --> 00:19:14.285
<i>I'm tall and muscular, and I played football.</i>

00:19:14.287 --> 00:19:16.787
<i>No, wait, that's my diametric opposite.</i>

00:19:16.789 --> 00:19:20.224
<i>I'm the short, depressed Jew who tutored you in math.</i>

00:19:20.226 --> 00:19:23.194
<i>Anyway, I'm a senior at Princeton now,</i>

00:19:23.196 --> 00:19:25.196
<i>and I'm taking a semester off.</i>

00:19:25.198 --> 00:19:29.367
<i>I heard that you were around.
Call me or text me, whatever.</i>

00:19:32.238 --> 00:19:34.405
<i>I'm back, bitch!</i>

00:19:38.244 --> 00:19:39.911
<i>Thank God Jade's home</i>

00:19:39.913 --> 00:19:41.579
<i>from visiting her grandmother in Greece.</i>

00:19:41.581 --> 00:19:45.082
<i>Jade's pretty much my only female friend now.</i>

00:19:45.084 --> 00:19:49.287
<i>There was a rumour last year that Jade and I were dykes.</i>

00:19:49.289 --> 00:19:50.888
<i>I have no idea why.</i>

00:19:50.890 --> 00:19:53.324
I want your tits!
I want your ass!

00:19:53.326 --> 00:19:54.825
I want your skin!

00:19:54.827 --> 00:19:56.260
I want your ass!

00:19:56.262 --> 00:19:57.695
I want your ass!

00:19:57.697 --> 00:20:00.231
♪ I'm finding it true ♪

00:20:00.233 --> 00:20:02.767
♪ When I'm hanging around you ♪

00:20:02.769 --> 00:20:06.270
♪ I think it's easy to say ♪

00:20:07.407 --> 00:20:09.740
♪ My boyfriend is in junior high ♪

00:20:09.742 --> 00:20:12.210
♪ His real age is just one big lie ♪

00:20:12.212 --> 00:20:14.145
♪ I wish I would have
known that... ♪

00:20:14.147 --> 00:20:16.047
If he lived here, let's face it.

00:20:16.049 --> 00:20:18.983
We'd end up hating each other's guts.

00:20:18.985 --> 00:20:22.420
This way it stays perfect forever.

00:20:24.724 --> 00:20:27.258
You fall in love every time you go on vacation.

00:20:29.762 --> 00:20:32.296
I know. I'm a rock star.

00:20:32.298 --> 00:20:35.233
I met him like my second day in Corfu.

00:20:35.235 --> 00:20:37.501
I told you Dan moved away, right?

00:20:37.503 --> 00:20:39.036
Yeah.

00:20:39.038 --> 00:20:42.039
He hasn't called me since.
It's humiliating.

00:20:44.444 --> 00:20:46.811
You didn't fool around with him, did you?

00:20:46.813 --> 00:20:48.446
No! Hello!

00:20:48.448 --> 00:20:51.515
He's 32 and he has a girlfriend.

00:20:51.517 --> 00:20:54.952
And you have fucking Rory.

00:20:54.954 --> 00:20:56.821
♪ Lick my lips ♪

00:20:56.823 --> 00:20:58.723
♪ I'm mouthwatering ♪

00:20:58.725 --> 00:21:00.491
♪ Take a sip ♪

00:21:02.395 --> 00:21:04.195
♪ Pretty please ♪

00:21:04.197 --> 00:21:05.863
♪ I'm begging for some honey ♪

00:21:05.865 --> 00:21:08.032
♪ Indulge me ♪

00:21:09.469 --> 00:21:11.630
♪ Baby, got me going
'Cause you looking so... ♪

00:21:13.806 --> 00:21:16.474
<i>I can't believe you're all really out there.</i>

00:21:16.476 --> 00:21:19.410
<i>I'm used to only being famous in my own mind.</i>

00:21:25.285 --> 00:21:26.350
What are you doing?

00:21:26.352 --> 00:21:28.886
Oh, nothing. Just wasting time.

00:21:31.958 --> 00:21:33.491
Come with me.

00:21:33.493 --> 00:21:34.759
What's wrong?

00:21:34.761 --> 00:21:36.160
Just come. Not you.

00:21:36.162 --> 00:21:38.229
And put some clothes on.
We have neighbours.

00:21:43.936 --> 00:21:46.470
Dad's dead, isn't he?

00:21:57.083 --> 00:21:58.783
Bad news, hon.

00:21:58.785 --> 00:22:00.885
Your starting salary just didn't
past the smell test with me,

00:22:00.887 --> 00:22:04.255
so I had a friend of mine in
law enforcement do some digging.

00:22:06.125 --> 00:22:07.925
Is this your boss?

00:22:14.133 --> 00:22:15.866
Glenn's a rapist?

00:22:15.868 --> 00:22:18.502
Sexual assault's a much broader category.

00:22:18.504 --> 00:22:20.404
The particulars can vary,

00:22:20.406 --> 00:22:25.042
but, yeah, it's basically sexual contact without consent.

00:22:26.546 --> 00:22:29.046
You have to quit your job right away.

00:22:29.048 --> 00:22:31.248
What am I supposed to say?

00:22:33.986 --> 00:22:36.354
Hmm. Start with this.

00:22:37.824 --> 00:22:40.658
My mom's boyfriend has a partner at a really big law firm.

00:22:40.660 --> 00:22:42.626
She thinks it'll look impressive on my résumé

00:22:42.628 --> 00:22:46.497
if I ever want to be an attorney, which I might.

00:22:47.967 --> 00:22:49.467
So I really have to quit.

00:22:49.469 --> 00:22:51.769
<i>Oh, I'm so disappointed.</i>

00:22:51.771 --> 00:22:55.639
So am I, really.

00:22:55.641 --> 00:22:59.143
<i>You're a very special girl, Katie, and a joy to be around.</i>

00:22:59.145 --> 00:23:00.678
<i>And I'll miss you.</i>

00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:03.080
Thanks. You too.

00:23:04.784 --> 00:23:06.117
Bye, Glenn.

00:23:11.958 --> 00:23:14.158
Do you have some clean underwear?

00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:38.716
Please be Dan.
Please, please, please be Dan.

00:23:38.718 --> 00:23:40.451
Please be Dan.

00:23:42.622 --> 00:23:44.188
Hello?

00:23:44.190 --> 00:23:45.756
<i>Catherine?</i>

00:23:45.758 --> 00:23:47.625
Katie, actually.

00:23:47.627 --> 00:23:49.894
<i>I don't know if you remember me.</i>

00:23:49.896 --> 00:23:51.395
<i>My name's Paul Spooner.</i>

00:23:51.397 --> 00:23:54.165
<i>I interviewed you for admittance to Tufts.</i>

00:23:55.368 --> 00:23:58.436
Oh, no, of course I remember you.

00:23:58.438 --> 00:23:59.837
Hello, Paul.

00:23:59.839 --> 00:24:03.174
Oh, you know, I got in.
I just decided to defer a year.

00:24:03.176 --> 00:24:05.810
<i>I know. That's actually
why I'm calling.</i>

00:24:05.812 --> 00:24:08.946
<i>You don't by any chance need a job, do you?</i>

00:24:08.948 --> 00:24:13.150
That is so, so weird.

00:24:13.152 --> 00:24:14.919
I had one until, like, 10 days ago,

00:24:14.921 --> 00:24:16.387
but then I had to quit.

00:24:16.389 --> 00:24:19.857
My boss turned out to be a convicted sex offender.

00:24:19.859 --> 00:24:21.559
<i>That's terrible.</i>

00:24:21.561 --> 00:24:26.197
Well, even more terrible for the gal he sexually offended.

00:24:27.300 --> 00:24:29.099
<i>Yeah.</i>

00:24:31.804 --> 00:24:34.205
I got a new job!

00:24:34.207 --> 00:24:36.707
Hey, can I call you back?

00:24:36.709 --> 00:24:37.875
That's wonderful.

00:24:37.877 --> 00:24:39.410
What is it? I'm a nanny.

00:24:39.412 --> 00:24:44.482
I get paid $12 an hour, and I get the use of a car.

00:24:45.551 --> 00:24:46.951
A car! I get a Volvo!

00:24:46.953 --> 00:24:48.686
I'm getting a Volvo!

00:24:48.688 --> 00:24:49.854
What?

00:24:49.856 --> 00:24:51.655
What's with the face?

00:24:51.657 --> 00:24:54.024
Well, did you tell him you have no experience?

00:24:54.026 --> 00:24:55.593
Of course not.

00:24:55.595 --> 00:24:56.961
Honey. What?

00:24:56.963 --> 00:24:58.329
What? What?!

00:24:58.331 --> 00:25:01.632
Why are you so fucking negative?!

00:25:22.054 --> 00:25:24.054
Catherine. Katie.

00:25:24.056 --> 00:25:27.024
Oh, my God, you are so cute and tiny.

00:25:27.026 --> 00:25:29.193
Come in. I'm Margaret Spooner.

00:25:29.195 --> 00:25:32.029
It is a pleasure to meet you.

00:25:32.031 --> 00:25:33.731
You are a godsend.

00:25:33.733 --> 00:25:35.165
Oh, cool.

00:25:35.167 --> 00:25:37.701
You have no idea.
I'll show you around.

00:25:37.703 --> 00:25:38.903
This house is amazing.

00:25:38.905 --> 00:25:41.505
Oh, thank you.
I'm an interior designer,

00:25:41.507 --> 00:25:43.374
so love it.

00:25:43.376 --> 00:25:45.743
You just missed Paul.
He works for a big hedge fund,

00:25:45.745 --> 00:25:49.480
so he travels all the time, but he'll be back on Friday.

00:25:49.482 --> 00:25:53.717
So Paul said that you have some experience with newborns.

00:25:53.719 --> 00:25:57.054
Oh, not much, but yeah.

00:25:57.056 --> 00:26:00.691
Well, I had zero when Kyle was born.

00:26:00.693 --> 00:26:02.026
Okay, you smell that?

00:26:02.028 --> 00:26:03.727
That is newborn poop.

00:26:03.729 --> 00:26:08.499
Kind of like butter popcorn when
they're nursing, which Kyle is.

00:26:09.302 --> 00:26:10.834
Go ahead. Your first lesson.

00:26:10.836 --> 00:26:12.636
Pick him up.

00:26:12.638 --> 00:26:13.637
Really? Yeah.

00:26:13.639 --> 00:26:15.573
Just make sure you cradle his head.

00:26:19.745 --> 00:26:21.445
That's it.

00:26:23.482 --> 00:26:25.182
You got it.

00:26:28.955 --> 00:26:30.588
Hi.

00:26:31.824 --> 00:26:33.657
He likes you.

00:26:33.659 --> 00:26:35.593
<i>Stop being mad at me for not posting.</i>

00:26:35.595 --> 00:26:39.697
<i>I had a very busy week learning
how to take care of a baby.</i>

00:26:57.249 --> 00:26:59.049
Hey!

00:26:59.051 --> 00:27:02.119
Hey, super nanny Katherine Kampenfelt.

00:27:02.121 --> 00:27:03.387
How was your flight?

00:27:03.389 --> 00:27:05.656
It was interminable.
Where's Maggie?

00:27:05.658 --> 00:27:07.124
Feeding Kyle.

00:27:07.126 --> 00:27:09.006
Come on, let's get reacquainted.

00:27:12.264 --> 00:27:15.165
So tell me everything.
How was your first week?

00:27:15.167 --> 00:27:16.500
It was awesome. Hmm.

00:27:16.502 --> 00:27:18.836
Margaret is such a great teacher.

00:27:18.838 --> 00:27:20.571
Kyle is such a good baby.

00:27:20.573 --> 00:27:22.573
Way more mature than my boyfriend.

00:27:23.843 --> 00:27:26.310
I can't tell you how relieved I am this worked out.

00:27:26.312 --> 00:27:29.213
Remember how much fun we had at our interview?

00:27:30.182 --> 00:27:32.716
Honestly, not really.

00:27:32.718 --> 00:27:35.319
I thought Tufts was just my safety school.

00:27:35.321 --> 00:27:37.788
Well, that explains why you were so cocky.

00:27:37.790 --> 00:27:39.390
Hey.

00:27:39.392 --> 00:27:41.025
Hi, sweetie. Hi.

00:27:41.027 --> 00:27:43.127
Ow. Oh, sorry.

00:27:43.129 --> 00:27:45.195
Your pay.

00:27:45.197 --> 00:27:47.698
Yeah, but it's only 3:15.

00:27:47.700 --> 00:27:50.234
Oh, um, okay.

00:27:50.236 --> 00:27:52.569
Well, I'll see you guys Monday.

00:27:52.571 --> 00:27:55.673
Remember when my ass looked like that?

00:27:57.009 --> 00:27:58.642
Bye.

00:28:00.746 --> 00:28:02.946
<i>Last night was the fifth Friday in a row</i>

00:28:02.948 --> 00:28:05.282
<i>that Dan didn't call me.</i>

00:28:05.284 --> 00:28:07.251
<i>And since I'm not allowed to call,</i>

00:28:07.253 --> 00:28:09.453
<i>text or even e-mail him,</i>

00:28:09.455 --> 00:28:11.722
<i>there's nothing I can do.</i>

00:28:16.495 --> 00:28:18.796
<i>My grandmother once told me,</i>

00:28:18.798 --> 00:28:20.864
<i>"Never make a big decision while you're bleeding,</i>

00:28:20.866 --> 00:28:23.467
<i>because there's a pretty good
chance you're nuts."</i>

00:28:23.469 --> 00:28:26.370
<i>But I don't care.</i>

00:28:31.043 --> 00:28:33.110
<i>I'm tired of waiting.</i>

00:29:03.275 --> 00:29:04.875
Hi. Hey.

00:29:04.877 --> 00:29:07.244
I have an evil scheme.

00:29:07.246 --> 00:29:08.545
My favourite kind.

00:29:11.016 --> 00:29:13.684
Oh, God, please answer the phone.

00:29:13.686 --> 00:29:16.286
I did not know you were religious.

00:29:16.288 --> 00:29:18.055
Only when I'm jonesing for a bonesing.

00:29:18.057 --> 00:29:19.523
<i>Hello?</i>

00:29:25.498 --> 00:29:27.297
<i>Wrong number.</i>

00:29:27.299 --> 00:29:29.633
Okay, what did you just say?

00:29:29.635 --> 00:29:31.401
"Where's the clog that we ate yesterday

00:29:31.403 --> 00:29:34.571
at the beauty parlour
train station bathroom?"

00:29:34.573 --> 00:29:35.939
Genius. Yeah.

00:29:35.941 --> 00:29:37.775
Okay, wrong numbers always come in twos, right?

00:29:37.777 --> 00:29:38.976
Right.

00:29:38.978 --> 00:29:40.477
I have one more chance.
Maybe he'll answer.

00:29:40.479 --> 00:29:42.146
Why does he let her answer the phone?

00:29:42.148 --> 00:29:44.414
She grabs it. She's this crazy,
jealous French bitch from hell.

00:29:44.416 --> 00:29:46.583
That's why I can't contact him.

00:29:48.187 --> 00:29:49.987
<i>Hello?</i>

00:29:49.989 --> 00:29:52.055
Hey, it's me. Call me when you
get this. It's really important.

00:29:52.057 --> 00:29:53.223
Okay, bye. Aah!

00:29:53.225 --> 00:29:54.905
Got it!

00:29:56.529 --> 00:29:58.169
Okay.

00:30:00.132 --> 00:30:01.598
Want to watch some porn?

00:30:04.136 --> 00:30:06.103
Bye, Jadey.

00:30:26.659 --> 00:30:28.425
Please don't be mad at me.

00:30:28.427 --> 00:30:30.127
<i>I'm not.</i>

00:30:30.129 --> 00:30:32.629
<i>Martine just ran out
to buy cigarettes. What's up?</i>

00:30:37.903 --> 00:30:39.970
I got a car.

00:30:39.972 --> 00:30:41.839
A Volvo.

00:30:45.678 --> 00:30:47.744
Hello?

00:30:49.248 --> 00:30:50.781
<i>Yeah.</i>

00:30:52.017 --> 00:30:54.651
I can come see you whenever you want me to.

00:31:04.964 --> 00:31:07.598
Remember what I did last time?

00:31:10.135 --> 00:31:11.535
How I touched you?

00:31:19.111 --> 00:31:21.545
I want to do it again.

00:31:21.547 --> 00:31:25.616
But this time with my mouth.

00:31:28.220 --> 00:31:29.753
Let me.

00:31:30.923 --> 00:31:32.456
Please.

00:31:33.926 --> 00:31:37.160
<i>Wednesday, I'll text you the address.</i>

00:31:42.568 --> 00:31:44.067
<i>Paul made a ton of money today</i>

00:31:44.069 --> 00:31:46.703
<i>because he predicted a stock would tank.</i>

00:31:46.705 --> 00:31:50.941
<i>He brought home Belgium chocolates and champagne.</i>

00:31:55.114 --> 00:31:58.181
<i>All day I was so excited about my date with Dan</i>

00:31:58.183 --> 00:32:01.118
<i>my heart felt like it was going to explode.</i>

00:32:01.120 --> 00:32:03.520
<i>I loved the whole world.</i>

00:32:04.723 --> 00:32:06.623
♪ You're calling me on my phone ♪

00:32:06.625 --> 00:32:09.793
♪ It's 2:00 in the morning ♪

00:32:13.032 --> 00:32:14.965
♪ Boy, you just ain't the type ♪

00:32:14.967 --> 00:32:16.934
♪ That a girl gonna hit once or twice ♪

00:32:16.936 --> 00:32:19.836
♪ Gonna send you on a slow jam ♪

00:32:23.876 --> 00:32:26.209
- We need protection.
- No. No, we don't.

00:32:26.211 --> 00:32:28.612
Are you sure?

00:33:00.679 --> 00:33:02.245
Daddy!

00:33:12.791 --> 00:33:15.525
Cigarettes? Since when?

00:33:16.862 --> 00:33:18.261
Yeah.

00:33:19.431 --> 00:33:21.098
It was a mistake.

00:33:21.100 --> 00:33:23.066
Oh, come on.
One's not going to kill you.

00:33:23.068 --> 00:33:25.936
No, I meant that.

00:33:26.972 --> 00:33:28.805
Well, my period just ended.

00:33:28.807 --> 00:33:31.608
That's not what I meant.

00:33:32.578 --> 00:33:33.910
Is it my age?

00:33:33.912 --> 00:33:36.680
You know my birthday's at midnight.

00:33:43.355 --> 00:33:45.188
Here's the thing.

00:33:46.625 --> 00:33:49.026
I care about you a lot,

00:33:49.028 --> 00:33:50.761
but... Okay before you dump me,

00:33:50.763 --> 00:33:52.763
let me say something.

00:33:52.765 --> 00:33:55.899
Martine treats you like shit

00:33:55.901 --> 00:33:57.534
and I think you should dump her

00:33:57.536 --> 00:33:59.102
and go out with me instead.

00:33:59.104 --> 00:34:00.971
Now I know my age freaks you out,

00:34:00.973 --> 00:34:03.440
but we can do it in a really cool, healthy way.

00:34:03.442 --> 00:34:05.075
I promise.

00:34:05.077 --> 00:34:07.044
I wouldn't have to meet any of your friends,

00:34:07.046 --> 00:34:09.513
and I wouldn't make you meet my mom.

00:34:09.515 --> 00:34:11.848
We could keep the whole thing a secret.

00:34:11.850 --> 00:34:13.850
It would just be us right here,

00:34:13.852 --> 00:34:16.586
making love and watching art films.

00:34:16.588 --> 00:34:19.389
And then when I go away to college,

00:34:19.391 --> 00:34:21.925
we break up really maturely.

00:34:22.961 --> 00:34:25.695
Stay friends forever.
It's perfect.

00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:29.266
It would be.

00:34:30.602 --> 00:34:32.002
Is that a yes?

00:34:34.706 --> 00:34:36.373
I can't.

00:34:40.012 --> 00:34:41.311
Why?

00:34:42.614 --> 00:34:43.880
Martine and I are engaged.

00:34:43.882 --> 00:34:47.017
Since the middle of October.

00:34:52.157 --> 00:34:55.759
What do you have with her that you don't have with me?

00:34:55.761 --> 00:34:57.327
Katie...

00:34:57.329 --> 00:34:58.595
Answer the fucking question.

00:34:58.597 --> 00:34:59.796
There are just...

00:34:59.798 --> 00:35:01.531
There are things that...
That people

00:35:01.533 --> 00:35:03.366
close to each other in age share.

00:35:03.368 --> 00:35:04.734
Like what? Martine and I

00:35:04.736 --> 00:35:06.636
are intellectually compatible.

00:35:13.445 --> 00:35:16.413
Why did you have to fuck me before you told me the truth?

00:35:16.415 --> 00:35:18.748
You're such a liar!

00:35:28.393 --> 00:35:30.260
So is that why you moved?

00:35:31.497 --> 00:35:33.663
So you could live together?

00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:36.867
She lives here?

00:35:57.523 --> 00:35:58.755
Where were you?

00:35:58.757 --> 00:36:00.357
What happened to your study group?

00:36:00.359 --> 00:36:02.425
It ended an hour ago.
Where were you?

00:36:02.427 --> 00:36:03.593
A movie!

00:36:03.595 --> 00:36:05.095
Is everything all right?

00:36:05.097 --> 00:36:07.364
Have you been crying?

00:36:09.801 --> 00:36:11.902
Rory, come down.

00:36:11.904 --> 00:36:13.470
What did you see?

00:36:13.472 --> 00:36:14.638
What?

00:36:14.640 --> 00:36:16.573
The name of the movie, what was it?

00:36:16.575 --> 00:36:19.376
Sex With a Paranoid Guy.
It was a comedy.

00:36:19.378 --> 00:36:21.244
Now go home, you freak.

00:36:21.246 --> 00:36:22.712
Where were you?

00:36:22.714 --> 00:36:24.314
Fuck you!

00:36:25.984 --> 00:36:27.450
Are you okay?

00:36:27.452 --> 00:36:28.652
He was older.

00:36:28.654 --> 00:36:30.120
He's a 32-year-old guy,

00:36:30.122 --> 00:36:32.422
and I'm madly in love with him, okay?!

00:36:32.424 --> 00:36:34.424
Did you have sex with him?

00:36:38.764 --> 00:36:40.931
You did.

00:36:44.670 --> 00:36:46.836
Hey, hey, hey!

00:36:46.838 --> 00:36:48.238
Never hit a girl!

00:36:48.240 --> 00:36:50.373
Never hit a girl!
Get the hell out of here!

00:36:50.375 --> 00:36:53.243
Get out of here!
You want to go to jail?!

00:36:58.016 --> 00:37:00.016
You want to tell me what that was about?

00:37:01.853 --> 00:37:05.388
Just go, please.

00:37:05.390 --> 00:37:08.458
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:37:11.163 --> 00:37:12.495
Mark...

00:37:16.802 --> 00:37:18.235
thanks.

00:37:24.109 --> 00:37:27.978
<i>Turns out they were engaged the whole time.</i>

00:37:27.980 --> 00:37:30.413
They moved in together.

00:37:32.417 --> 00:37:34.217
I'm such a retard.

00:37:34.219 --> 00:37:36.319
Oh, sweetheart,

00:37:36.321 --> 00:37:38.421
I wish you would have told me about it sooner.

00:37:38.423 --> 00:37:39.623
I could have warned you.

00:37:39.625 --> 00:37:40.957
Never get mixed up with someone

00:37:40.959 --> 00:37:43.460
if there's a third party involved.

00:37:43.462 --> 00:37:45.395
You almost always lose.

00:37:46.932 --> 00:37:48.498
You didn't sleep with him, did you?

00:37:48.500 --> 00:37:49.633
Of course not.

00:37:49.635 --> 00:37:51.801
I'm sorry. Had to ask.

00:37:56.241 --> 00:37:58.942
Aren't you going to wish me a happy birthday?

00:37:58.944 --> 00:38:01.978
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

00:38:03.482 --> 00:38:05.215
Happy birthday.

00:38:07.986 --> 00:38:11.254
So, what do you want to do to celebrate?

00:38:12.424 --> 00:38:14.491
I don't know.

00:38:14.493 --> 00:38:17.861
<i>Thank God my name's not really Katie</i>

00:38:17.863 --> 00:38:21.331
<i>and I'm 100% invisible to the world,</i>

00:38:21.333 --> 00:38:24.834
<i>or I'd be so humiliated by my life right now</i>

00:38:24.836 --> 00:38:27.337
<i>I'd probably kill myself.</i>

00:38:32.177 --> 00:38:34.644
<i>Do you stay friends with your exes?</i>

00:38:34.646 --> 00:38:37.847
<i>Only if they can handle us being platonic.</i>

00:38:37.849 --> 00:38:39.983
<i>Hasn't happened yet.</i>

00:38:39.985 --> 00:38:42.185
<i>Do you pee in swimming pools?</i>

00:38:42.187 --> 00:38:44.788
<i>That's the only place.</i>

00:38:44.790 --> 00:38:47.791
<i>What's your favourite thing in your bedroom?</i>

00:38:47.793 --> 00:38:49.659
<i>My heart.</i>

00:38:49.661 --> 00:38:53.463
<i>What's your least favourite thing in your bedroom?</i>

00:38:53.465 --> 00:38:55.131
<i>My heart.</i>

00:38:56.435 --> 00:38:58.935
<i>What are you listening to these days?</i>

00:38:58.937 --> 00:39:02.272
<i>A voice in my head telling me that something wonderful</i>

00:39:02.274 --> 00:39:04.374
<i>is going to happen any minute.</i>

00:39:04.376 --> 00:39:05.809
<i>It just has to.</i>

00:39:05.811 --> 00:39:08.278
<i>I know the prices are outrageous,</i>

00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:09.879
<i>but you just can't beat the organic produce.</i>

00:39:09.881 --> 00:39:12.415
Absolutely. The meats are to die for.
Oh, I know.

00:39:12.417 --> 00:39:14.117
The other day I got a leg of lamb.

00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:15.819
I'm telling you it was this big.

00:39:15.821 --> 00:39:17.420
Hang on one second. Is he down?

00:39:17.422 --> 00:39:18.621
Yup, boom.

00:39:18.623 --> 00:39:19.823
Oh, good.

00:39:19.825 --> 00:39:22.092
Did I mention you look adorable?

00:39:22.094 --> 00:39:23.660
Oh, well, I don't feel it.

00:39:23.662 --> 00:39:25.995
Barely got two hours of sleep last night.

00:39:25.997 --> 00:39:28.665
Excitement about Santa's arrival, or boy trouble?

00:39:28.667 --> 00:39:30.166
Boy trouble.

00:39:30.168 --> 00:39:31.768
Well, good riddance, whoever he is.

00:39:31.770 --> 00:39:32.902
You can do better.

00:39:32.904 --> 00:39:34.137
Couldn't do worse.

00:39:34.139 --> 00:39:35.605
I have a nephew. Oh.

00:39:37.175 --> 00:39:39.709
- Onwards and upwards.
- Cheers.

00:39:39.711 --> 00:39:41.911
I thought we were the bad guys.

00:39:41.913 --> 00:39:43.880
Well, no, no, no.

00:39:43.882 --> 00:39:45.115
People are people.

00:39:45.117 --> 00:39:47.617
You know, red, white, purple.

00:39:47.619 --> 00:39:49.452
We're all shit.

00:39:49.454 --> 00:39:52.622
You know what else the Apache enjoyed?

00:39:52.624 --> 00:39:54.491
Sodomy.

00:39:55.794 --> 00:39:58.528
Most of Custer's seventh brigade,

00:39:58.530 --> 00:40:02.632
second cavalry, they were found buck naked,

00:40:02.634 --> 00:40:05.001
all torn up inside.

00:40:05.003 --> 00:40:07.804
Well, Ollie, listen, it's been a riot.

00:40:07.806 --> 00:40:10.407
Cornflower blue.

00:40:10.409 --> 00:40:13.510
You're a real blond, aren't you?

00:40:13.512 --> 00:40:15.078
Oh, yeah.

00:40:15.080 --> 00:40:17.213
You're real naughty too.

00:40:17.215 --> 00:40:19.182
Not tonight. Not... Not...

00:40:19.184 --> 00:40:21.451
Not feeling it tonight, turtleneck, okay?

00:40:21.453 --> 00:40:23.353
Now let me go before I scream.

00:40:23.355 --> 00:40:25.855
Whoa!

00:40:31.263 --> 00:40:33.296
You better slow down there.

00:40:33.298 --> 00:40:34.964
That stuff will kill you.

00:40:34.966 --> 00:40:36.599
I still have to drive home.

00:40:36.601 --> 00:40:37.901
You having fun?

00:40:37.903 --> 00:40:40.423
At my own party? Not a chance.

00:40:45.577 --> 00:40:47.377
We've got to stop meeting like this.

00:40:47.379 --> 00:40:49.312
Maggie will get suspicious.

00:40:49.314 --> 00:40:51.014
Really?

00:41:03.862 --> 00:41:06.996
♪ Snow is falling ♪

00:41:06.998 --> 00:41:10.733
♪ Do you hear those winter bells ringing ♪

00:41:10.735 --> 00:41:13.470
♪ In this winter storm? ♪

00:41:13.472 --> 00:41:15.905
<i>Hey, uh, Merry Christmas Eve.</i>

00:41:15.907 --> 00:41:17.707
<i>It's Joel again.</i>

00:41:17.709 --> 00:41:19.209
<i>You never call me back,</i>

00:41:19.211 --> 00:41:20.877
<i>so I assume you're either really busy</i>

00:41:20.879 --> 00:41:22.946
<i>or you hate Jews.</i>

00:41:24.449 --> 00:41:27.050
<i>So here's why I keep calling.</i>

00:41:27.052 --> 00:41:28.551
<i>The third week of school</i>

00:41:28.553 --> 00:41:30.587
<i>I tried to jump out of a dorm window.</i>

00:41:30.589 --> 00:41:33.723
<i>And I remember you spent some time at a mental hospital,</i>

00:41:33.725 --> 00:41:35.758
<i>and I thought you might be able to relate</i>

00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:37.861
<i>to what I'm going through, and then we could be friends.</i>

00:41:37.863 --> 00:41:39.496
<i>My bad.</i>

00:41:40.765 --> 00:41:44.033
♪ Take it in, take it in ♪

00:41:44.035 --> 00:41:48.404
♪ And sing your Christmas song ♪

00:41:51.943 --> 00:41:54.577
♪ The world is changing ♪

00:41:54.579 --> 00:41:58.548
♪ Everything is painted white and red ♪

00:41:58.550 --> 00:42:00.717
♪ And gold ♪

00:42:02.120 --> 00:42:04.420
♪ The stars are dangling... ♪

00:42:09.961 --> 00:42:12.095
Oh.

00:42:18.837 --> 00:42:20.904
Thank you so much.

00:42:20.906 --> 00:42:22.472
You're welcome.

00:42:24.442 --> 00:42:25.808
Oh, Dad.

00:42:27.345 --> 00:42:29.679
What did I do to deserve this?

00:42:29.681 --> 00:42:31.514
You knocked up Mom.

00:42:35.687 --> 00:42:37.754
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:42:37.756 --> 00:42:41.457
Oh, these will keep my nuts warm.

00:42:43.562 --> 00:42:45.228
Thank you, kid.

00:42:58.243 --> 00:43:00.123
How was dinner with your family?

00:43:01.146 --> 00:43:02.812
Oh, thank you for asking.

00:43:02.814 --> 00:43:04.247
My...

00:43:04.249 --> 00:43:06.482
Don't ever spend Christmas Eve with old Hindus.

00:43:08.353 --> 00:43:10.653
It was like Gunga Din meets the Brothers Grimm.

00:43:10.655 --> 00:43:12.755
I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

00:43:14.693 --> 00:43:16.726
Oh, here.

00:43:17.996 --> 00:43:20.463
I know what my baby girl likes.

00:43:30.542 --> 00:43:32.609
Thanks.

00:43:32.611 --> 00:43:34.811
It's beautiful.

00:43:42.153 --> 00:43:44.520
I used to be your hero.

00:43:48.860 --> 00:43:51.127
Bet you don't even remember that, do you?

00:43:51.129 --> 00:43:53.096
Not really.

00:43:53.098 --> 00:43:57.867
I used to come home from work, you'd just go crazy.

00:43:59.537 --> 00:44:03.640
You'd grab my hand, show me your
latest Barbie or whatever.

00:44:06.478 --> 00:44:08.911
Then the witch kicked me out.

00:44:08.913 --> 00:44:12.115
Right before Christmas, too.

00:44:12.117 --> 00:44:16.519
You latched on like a goddamn pit bull.

00:44:18.056 --> 00:44:19.889
Wouldn't let go.

00:44:19.891 --> 00:44:21.391
Seriously?

00:44:22.894 --> 00:44:24.961
Screaming your lungs out.

00:44:29.834 --> 00:44:32.869
I can't believe I don't remember that.

00:44:39.077 --> 00:44:40.810
<i>Happy New Year!</i>

00:44:40.812 --> 00:44:42.812
<i>Right after Rory and I broke up,</i>

00:44:42.814 --> 00:44:44.981
<i>Jade found a new boyfriend.</i>

00:44:44.983 --> 00:44:47.216
<i>I had no one to celebrate with last night.</i>

00:44:48.386 --> 00:44:50.219
Honey? It's me.

00:44:50.221 --> 00:44:51.721
Come in.

00:45:00.699 --> 00:45:02.465
Oh, God.

00:45:02.467 --> 00:45:03.966
Dad's dead?

00:45:09.240 --> 00:45:10.707
Oh, my God!

00:45:10.709 --> 00:45:12.709
Congratulations!

00:45:14.245 --> 00:45:18.514
I don't even know what to say.

00:45:18.516 --> 00:45:20.683
She's marrying the moustache.

00:45:20.685 --> 00:45:22.885
<i>Oh, no!</i>

00:45:22.887 --> 00:45:25.254
I knew you'd understand.

00:45:25.256 --> 00:45:27.990
Come over, please.

00:45:29.327 --> 00:45:31.728
<i>Uh...</i>

00:45:31.730 --> 00:45:33.196
<i>first I, uh,</i>

00:45:33.198 --> 00:45:35.131
<i>I got to tell you something.</i>

00:45:35.133 --> 00:45:36.766
Shit.

00:45:37.702 --> 00:45:39.503
Hold on.

00:45:49.080 --> 00:45:51.147
Okay, what?

00:45:51.149 --> 00:45:53.950
<i>Okay, um...</i>

00:45:53.952 --> 00:45:58.621
<i>so the night we broke up I took two sleeping pills.</i>

00:45:58.623 --> 00:46:03.526
<i>And Jade was over trolling on 4chan with my roommates.</i>

00:46:05.196 --> 00:46:07.263
So, any resolutions?

00:46:07.265 --> 00:46:10.833
Well, I found out my boyfriend's boning my best friend.

00:46:10.835 --> 00:46:13.369
I thought you and your boyfriend broke up.

00:46:13.371 --> 00:46:16.105
We did. Now it's permanent.

00:46:16.107 --> 00:46:18.741
I'm never going to speak to either of them again.

00:46:18.743 --> 00:46:20.143
Smart choice.

00:46:20.145 --> 00:46:21.477
What about you?

00:46:21.479 --> 00:46:24.614
I am going back to work
part-time.

00:46:24.616 --> 00:46:26.749
Wow, really? So soon?

00:46:26.751 --> 00:46:28.417
Yeah, well, I feel great.

00:46:28.419 --> 00:46:30.987
You know, I got my body back.
Why not?

00:46:30.989 --> 00:46:33.356
Paul's pissed.

00:46:33.358 --> 00:46:35.158
If he had his way I'd stay home forever

00:46:35.160 --> 00:46:36.692
and be a broodmare.

00:46:36.694 --> 00:46:39.362
Do you know what that is?

00:46:39.364 --> 00:46:41.297
Like a sad horse.

00:46:41.299 --> 00:46:42.598
Close, yeah.

00:46:42.600 --> 00:46:44.801
One that does nothing but give birth.

00:46:46.371 --> 00:46:48.571
Do you want to have more kids?

00:46:48.573 --> 00:46:49.739
No.

00:47:18.336 --> 00:47:19.802
How's it going?

00:47:19.804 --> 00:47:22.205
Wow, you're even prettier than I remember.

00:47:22.207 --> 00:47:23.806
And you're just as sweet.

00:47:23.808 --> 00:47:25.174
Um...

00:47:25.176 --> 00:47:28.144
I can't believe you finally decided to hang out with me.

00:47:28.146 --> 00:47:31.113
I hope I don't destroy your social standing.

00:47:31.115 --> 00:47:33.149
Stop it.

00:47:34.419 --> 00:47:36.385
What made you finally call me back?

00:47:36.387 --> 00:47:38.754
Your text made me laugh.

00:47:40.391 --> 00:47:42.158
Hey, you're legal, right?

00:47:42.160 --> 00:47:43.793
Yeah. You should order wine.

00:47:43.795 --> 00:47:45.928
They won't card me here if you do it.

00:47:54.539 --> 00:47:57.707
So anyway, long story short,

00:47:57.709 --> 00:48:00.243
they've been fucking ever since.

00:48:00.245 --> 00:48:02.445
What a roll you're on.

00:48:02.447 --> 00:48:06.582
I know. I have the worst luck
with guys.

00:48:06.584 --> 00:48:08.784
Yeah, I would say the worst taste.

00:48:08.786 --> 00:48:11.454
I mean, you're the one who picks them, right?

00:48:11.456 --> 00:48:12.955
Yeah.

00:48:12.957 --> 00:48:15.524
Anyway, it seems like your problems go way beyond guys.

00:48:15.526 --> 00:48:17.360
I mean, you're confused about a lot.

00:48:17.362 --> 00:48:19.195
Well, who isn't at our age?

00:48:19.197 --> 00:48:21.530
And that's why the most important thing

00:48:21.532 --> 00:48:23.866
is to develop self-awareness.

00:48:23.868 --> 00:48:26.035
I'm pretty much the most
fucked-up person I know,

00:48:26.037 --> 00:48:30.006
and I'm working really hard to understand myself.

00:48:31.442 --> 00:48:33.175
Are you?

00:48:33.177 --> 00:48:36.612
Working really hard to understand you?

00:48:36.614 --> 00:48:38.314
Not really.

00:48:40.685 --> 00:48:43.045
When you're ready.

00:48:53.264 --> 00:48:54.931
Right.

00:49:07.946 --> 00:49:10.980
Hello?

00:49:12.150 --> 00:49:14.850
Who is this? Affie?

00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:18.554
What is it? Is it my dad?

00:49:18.556 --> 00:49:20.556
Affie, what's wrong?!

00:49:20.558 --> 00:49:22.878
You can see him now.

00:49:24.562 --> 00:49:26.228
<i>When he fell,</i>

00:49:26.230 --> 00:49:29.065
<i>an artery in the sac around his brain ripped open.</i>

00:49:29.067 --> 00:49:31.267
<i>They fixed it and stopped the bleeding,</i>

00:49:31.269 --> 00:49:34.770
<i>but now all they can do is wait and see.</i>

00:50:43.641 --> 00:50:46.475
I used to pour my dad his beers for him.

00:50:46.477 --> 00:50:51.147
Even though I get how sad and inappropriate that is,

00:50:51.149 --> 00:50:53.816
at the time it made me feel really special.

00:50:56.020 --> 00:50:57.620
And I'm still an expert at pouring beer

00:50:57.622 --> 00:51:00.623
so that the foam doesn't spill over.

00:51:04.362 --> 00:51:06.729
Oh, uh, one more...

00:51:06.731 --> 00:51:08.297
One more thing.

00:51:08.299 --> 00:51:11.367
My dad and I, we used to play this game together

00:51:11.369 --> 00:51:13.202
when we were watching TV,

00:51:13.204 --> 00:51:17.540
and I would ask him if I could have some of his beer.

00:51:17.542 --> 00:51:19.775
So he would reach over to grab his mug,

00:51:19.777 --> 00:51:23.179
and when he did I would flop my mouth down

00:51:23.181 --> 00:51:25.314
on his beer belly and...

00:51:31.489 --> 00:51:35.257
And he would get all mad, like I had tricked him.

00:51:35.259 --> 00:51:37.026
And...

00:51:37.028 --> 00:51:40.129
I would just laugh my head off.

00:52:09.427 --> 00:52:10.960
Yes.

00:52:13.297 --> 00:52:14.830
Hi, my name's Amy Graham.

00:52:14.832 --> 00:52:17.466
I'm a student of Professor Gallo's.

00:52:17.468 --> 00:52:19.535
I hate bothering him at home,

00:52:19.537 --> 00:52:21.570
but it's really, really important,

00:52:21.572 --> 00:52:23.105
and I lost his phone number.

00:52:23.107 --> 00:52:25.667
Oh, I'm sorry. He's not home.

00:52:27.445 --> 00:52:30.412
Darn it. Okay, okay.

00:52:30.414 --> 00:52:31.847
Uh...

00:52:31.849 --> 00:52:34.617
But I'll be happy to give him a message.

00:52:34.619 --> 00:52:37.119
Will you please tell him there's
been a death in my family,

00:52:37.121 --> 00:52:39.455
so I can't finish my paper on time.

00:52:39.457 --> 00:52:42.258
Which paper?

00:52:43.327 --> 00:52:45.327
The one he assigned.

00:52:46.898 --> 00:52:49.865
All right. I'm sorry.

00:52:49.867 --> 00:52:52.368
I mean, for your loss.

00:52:52.370 --> 00:52:54.003
That's okay.

00:52:54.005 --> 00:52:55.237
<i>Merci.</i>

00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:56.872
Bye.

00:53:16.494 --> 00:53:18.794
<i>During the week of work I missed,</i>

00:53:18.796 --> 00:53:20.496
<i>Margaret kept her resolution</i>

00:53:20.498 --> 00:53:23.532
<i>and got a job redoing a zillionaire's media room.</i>

00:53:23.534 --> 00:53:25.134
<i>For the next month</i>

00:53:25.136 --> 00:53:27.903
<i>she'll be working weekdays
from 9:00 to 3:00.</i>

00:53:31.409 --> 00:53:34.109
<i>So Kyle doesn't get too traumatized by the change,</i>

00:53:34.111 --> 00:53:36.979
<i>Paul's going to eat lunch at home every day.</i>

00:53:44.121 --> 00:53:47.056
Well, I can't believe how okay you seem.

00:53:47.058 --> 00:53:50.059
He had cirrhosis for a long time.

00:53:50.061 --> 00:53:51.694
I knew he was going to die.

00:53:51.696 --> 00:53:53.329
I was pretty much prepared for it.

00:53:54.498 --> 00:53:56.978
The arrogance of youth.

00:53:57.335 --> 00:53:58.367
Don't say that.

00:53:58.369 --> 00:54:01.537
No, no, I mean it as a compliment.

00:54:01.539 --> 00:54:04.773
An ironic one, but if young people weren't so arrogant,

00:54:04.775 --> 00:54:06.609
they'd really be in trouble.

00:54:06.611 --> 00:54:08.644
What do you mean?

00:54:08.646 --> 00:54:10.246
Look, life kicks your ass.

00:54:10.248 --> 00:54:12.081
If young people knew it, they'd crawl into the basement

00:54:12.083 --> 00:54:13.582
with a crack pipe and never come out.

00:54:13.584 --> 00:54:18.287
Wouldn't take risks or fight for lost causes,

00:54:18.289 --> 00:54:20.530
or even start a career.
I mean, why bother, right?

00:54:22.994 --> 00:54:25.227
You think you're okay with your dad's death?

00:54:25.229 --> 00:54:27.930
Not a chance. It won't even
hit you that he's really gone

00:54:27.932 --> 00:54:29.498
until you're in your 30's,

00:54:29.500 --> 00:54:32.434
which happens to be the most difficult decade of life.

00:54:32.436 --> 00:54:36.805
That is when the shit really hits the fan.

00:54:41.579 --> 00:54:43.479
What are you grinning at?

00:54:43.481 --> 00:54:45.881
You.

00:54:45.883 --> 00:54:47.983
Tell me more.

00:54:49.120 --> 00:54:51.387
I want to know everything.

00:54:53.224 --> 00:54:55.057
Hey, you haven't quit yet.

00:54:55.059 --> 00:54:56.859
- Not yet.
- See you later. Thanks.

00:54:56.861 --> 00:54:58.560
- Yeah!
- Hey, hey. Hi, sweetie.

00:54:58.562 --> 00:55:01.130
I'll be right back.

00:55:01.132 --> 00:55:03.599
Here's your salary, and a little something extra.

00:55:05.236 --> 00:55:06.702
Thanks. Bye.

00:55:06.704 --> 00:55:08.270
Bye.

00:55:19.183 --> 00:55:20.749
<i>"Dear Miss Kampenfelt,</i>

00:55:20.751 --> 00:55:22.351
<i>"since you expressed a desire today</i>

00:55:22.353 --> 00:55:24.253
<i>"to learn more about adult life,</i>

00:55:24.255 --> 00:55:26.221
<i>"here are 10 bitter truths for your reading pleasure.</i>

00:55:26.223 --> 00:55:30.159
<i>Number one: complete honesty is a complete lie.</i>

00:55:30.161 --> 00:55:32.895
<i>"Two, marriage is sacred only to those</i>

00:55:32.897 --> 00:55:34.596
<i>"who have never been married.</i>

00:55:34.598 --> 00:55:37.900
<i>"Three, money is more integral to happiness</i>

00:55:37.902 --> 00:55:39.768
<i>than romantic love."</i>

00:55:39.770 --> 00:55:43.439
<i>"Four, every human being is a contradiction.</i>

00:55:43.441 --> 00:55:45.708
<i>"Some hide it better than others.</i>

00:55:45.710 --> 00:55:49.378
<i>"Five, never underestimate the tendency of human beings</i>

00:55:49.380 --> 00:55:52.648
<i>"to act contrary to their own best interests.</i>

00:55:52.650 --> 00:55:55.451
<i>"Six, were it not for the fear of getting caught,</i>

00:55:55.453 --> 00:55:58.520
<i>"most of us would behave like savages.</i>

00:55:58.522 --> 00:56:01.623
<i>"Seven, all sex has consequences,</i>

00:56:01.625 --> 00:56:04.059
<i>most of them dire."</i>

00:56:05.696 --> 00:56:08.364
"The older you get, the faster time flies

00:56:08.366 --> 00:56:11.266
"until months pass like days.

00:56:11.268 --> 00:56:14.903
"There's no such thing as living happily ever after.

00:56:14.905 --> 00:56:17.239
Everything gets worse."

00:56:20.678 --> 00:56:22.077
He wants to fuck you.

00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.746
He has, like,

00:56:23.748 --> 00:56:27.216
the most perfect, beautiful wife on the planet.

00:56:27.218 --> 00:56:28.851
And that's why it's not going to happen?

00:56:28.853 --> 00:56:30.586
Because he doesn't want to?

00:56:30.588 --> 00:56:31.954
What about you?

00:56:31.956 --> 00:56:33.689
I would never do that.

00:56:33.691 --> 00:56:35.391
You don't know me.

00:56:35.393 --> 00:56:37.159
You're self-centered.

00:56:37.161 --> 00:56:39.428
Ooh, news flash.

00:56:39.430 --> 00:56:41.997
You're promiscuous.

00:56:41.999 --> 00:56:43.799
I can't help it.

00:56:43.801 --> 00:56:45.200
It feels good.

00:56:45.202 --> 00:56:48.003
And plus, I owe it to my fans.

00:56:48.005 --> 00:56:50.639
You're an incipient alcoholic.

00:56:50.641 --> 00:56:52.281
No, I'm not.

00:56:54.278 --> 00:56:56.311
Hey, what does that mean again?

00:56:56.313 --> 00:56:58.580
It means you're not an addict
yet, but you're well on the way.

00:56:58.582 --> 00:57:00.716
Oh, okay.

00:57:03.521 --> 00:57:05.053
I want to ask you something,

00:57:05.055 --> 00:57:06.655
Mm-hmm.

00:57:06.657 --> 00:57:09.024
You don't have to answer,

00:57:09.026 --> 00:57:13.796
but were you molested when you were little?

00:57:13.798 --> 00:57:17.566
Because you remind me of a friend of mine from school.

00:57:17.568 --> 00:57:18.967
She was abused.

00:57:27.044 --> 00:57:29.211
A little.

00:57:31.415 --> 00:57:34.983
I mean, it just depends on...

00:57:39.423 --> 00:57:43.425
The summer before my parents got divorced, I was like 6.

00:57:43.427 --> 00:57:45.260
My dad had disconnected the cable.

00:57:45.262 --> 00:57:47.029
He was going to write this book

00:57:47.031 --> 00:57:50.132
on worst sports injures in history,

00:57:50.134 --> 00:57:52.034
and he didn't want to be distracted.

00:57:52.036 --> 00:57:53.635
That's a good idea for a book.

00:57:53.637 --> 00:57:55.437
Well, he never wrote it.

00:57:55.439 --> 00:57:57.906
Anyway, since we had no TV,

00:57:57.908 --> 00:58:00.442
my mom sent me next door to watch at the Solagee's.

00:58:00.444 --> 00:58:02.878
And Mrs. Solagee
would always make me

00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:06.915
these yummy prune Hungarian cookies,

00:58:06.917 --> 00:58:09.585
and I'd get to watch cartoons.

00:58:11.789 --> 00:58:14.323
But then when we were alone,

00:58:14.325 --> 00:58:17.960
Mr. Solagee would put me
on his lap,

00:58:17.962 --> 00:58:21.530
and he'd touch me.

00:58:23.601 --> 00:58:26.235
He would squirm around the whole time.

00:58:31.775 --> 00:58:33.208
God.

00:58:34.612 --> 00:58:38.313
You know, it actually felt kind of good.

00:58:50.661 --> 00:58:53.228
My friend Joel thinks I need therapy.

00:58:54.565 --> 00:58:56.331
What do you think?

00:58:56.333 --> 00:58:58.700
He's probably right.

00:58:58.702 --> 00:59:00.536
I agree.

00:59:01.839 --> 00:59:04.106
Surprise, surprise.

00:59:06.176 --> 00:59:08.577
I'll find you someone good.

00:59:08.579 --> 00:59:10.846
A lady, okay?

00:59:16.787 --> 00:59:19.388
<i>JulietIsDead wants to know what Joel meant</i>

00:59:19.390 --> 00:59:22.291
<i>when he said I was in a mental hospital.</i>

00:59:24.662 --> 00:59:27.062
<i>When I was 13 I stole a bunch of my mom's Ambiens</i>

00:59:27.064 --> 00:59:30.032
<i>and climbed in the window
of a 26-year-old lifeguard</i>

00:59:30.034 --> 00:59:31.800
<i>I had a massive crush on.</i>

00:59:31.802 --> 00:59:35.370
<i>When he told me to go home, I started crying hysterically</i>

00:59:35.372 --> 00:59:37.773
<i>and locked myself in his bathroom.</i>

00:59:40.444 --> 00:59:42.811
<i>They kept me in the psych ward for three days.</i>

00:59:42.813 --> 00:59:46.148
<i>Been pretty much anti-therapy
ever since.</i>

00:59:48.953 --> 00:59:52.721
And now I'm thinking that maybe
what Mr. Solagee did

00:59:52.723 --> 00:59:55.457
really affected me.

00:59:55.459 --> 00:59:58.327
Maybe that's why I like older guys so much.

00:59:59.697 --> 01:00:03.532
I just always that it was because my dad was such a dick.

01:00:05.502 --> 01:00:09.504
I'd like you to write a letter
to Mr. Solagee.

01:00:11.442 --> 01:00:14.409
He's really old.
He's probably dead.

01:00:15.746 --> 01:00:17.412
It's not for him.

01:00:21.385 --> 01:00:23.186
Kyle had night terrors again last night.

01:00:23.187 --> 01:00:24.519
Even after I picked him up,

01:00:24.521 --> 01:00:26.154
he cried for another half-hour.

01:00:26.156 --> 01:00:27.689
Scared the shit out of us.

01:00:27.691 --> 01:00:29.491
Well, what do you think's causing it?

01:00:29.493 --> 01:00:32.427
Well, I think it's that Maggie went back to work,

01:00:32.429 --> 01:00:35.430
but she doesn't want to hear about that, of course.

01:00:36.567 --> 01:00:38.800
So, what are you going to do?

01:00:40.070 --> 01:00:41.737
Just give him some extra love,

01:00:41.739 --> 01:00:44.673
and hope that she comes to her senses.

01:00:44.675 --> 01:00:46.208
Hmm.

01:00:46.210 --> 01:00:47.943
She's so lucky to be married to you.

01:00:47.945 --> 01:00:50.946
I don't know why she wants to go back to work so quickly.

01:00:50.948 --> 01:00:52.748
It's ridiculous.

01:00:56.320 --> 01:00:57.719
You know what?

01:00:57.721 --> 01:01:00.555
It's not till tomorrow, but what the hell?

01:01:08.365 --> 01:01:09.965
Happy Valentine's Day.

01:01:14.505 --> 01:01:16.371
It's a locket.

01:01:16.373 --> 01:01:18.040
Until you have a kid of your own,

01:01:18.042 --> 01:01:21.443
I figured a picture of Kyle will have to do.

01:01:23.347 --> 01:01:25.313
Thank you. I love it.

01:01:41.665 --> 01:01:43.498
God, you're beautiful.

01:01:46.103 --> 01:01:50.405
So yeah, I mostly just hang
out with this kid, Joel Seidler.

01:01:50.407 --> 01:01:51.673
He's kind of funny.

01:01:51.675 --> 01:01:53.275
Look who it is. Hey, honey.

01:01:53.277 --> 01:01:55.544
What time did she say the samples were coming?

01:01:55.546 --> 01:01:57.412
Ha! No, no, no, no, no.

01:01:57.414 --> 01:02:00.148
I need something way more specific than that.

01:02:00.150 --> 01:02:01.850
Yes, please call back.

01:02:01.852 --> 01:02:03.812
All right, fine.
I'll call you back.

01:02:13.430 --> 01:02:15.297
Well, well.

01:02:15.299 --> 01:02:16.832
<i>Hey, um...</i>

01:02:16.834 --> 01:02:20.602
<i>Martine's out of town for the weekend.</i>

01:02:27.544 --> 01:02:31.580
Hey, why didn't you tell me your dad died?

01:02:33.050 --> 01:02:35.217
Because I hate your guts.

01:02:35.219 --> 01:02:36.485
Oh, God!

01:02:38.655 --> 01:02:40.689
Okay, slow down, slow down.

01:02:40.691 --> 01:02:42.758
I want it to last longer.

01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:45.894
You can do it. You can.

01:02:45.896 --> 01:02:47.496
You can.

01:03:15.993 --> 01:03:18.226
That was a big mistake.

01:03:18.228 --> 01:03:19.995
Yeah.

01:03:22.166 --> 01:03:23.732
I'm in love...

01:03:25.068 --> 01:03:26.835
with somebody else.

01:03:26.837 --> 01:03:28.737
Oh, and suddenly age matters?

01:03:28.739 --> 01:03:30.806
Yeah, it matters, because I'm 14 years older then you.

01:03:30.808 --> 01:03:34.643
I'm not 23. And I'm not married.
And I'm not your boss.

01:03:34.645 --> 01:03:37.245
Why are you freaking out?
All we did was kiss.

01:03:37.247 --> 01:03:40.015
Oh, stop. Stop pretending like
you don't know what's going on.

01:03:40.017 --> 01:03:41.683
That's why he hired you.

01:03:41.685 --> 01:03:43.451
He's a fucking scumbag.

01:03:43.453 --> 01:03:44.920
And what are you?

01:03:49.526 --> 01:03:51.760
You need help.

01:03:51.762 --> 01:03:53.461
I know.

01:03:53.463 --> 01:03:54.963
I'm in therapy.

01:03:54.965 --> 01:04:00.068
Good, well, hope you tell him all about Spooner.

01:04:00.070 --> 01:04:02.237
It's a she.

01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:03.839
And I didn't.

01:04:03.841 --> 01:04:06.908
But I told her all about you.

01:04:07.945 --> 01:04:09.277
That's great.

01:04:09.279 --> 01:04:11.713
Thanks.

01:04:11.715 --> 01:04:14.349
Well, you can tell her this next time you go:

01:04:14.351 --> 01:04:16.084
you can tell her that I ended it.

01:04:16.086 --> 01:04:18.820
No more. We're not doing this
ever again, you understand?

01:04:18.822 --> 01:04:20.755
One of us has to be strong enough to end it.

01:04:20.757 --> 01:04:23.258
Since I'm the adult I guess it'll be me.

01:04:23.260 --> 01:04:25.393
Don't call me again either.

01:04:41.445 --> 01:04:42.944
Good morning!

01:04:42.946 --> 01:04:45.614
Gotcha. Okay, so you...
So you don't like that.

01:04:45.616 --> 01:04:48.383
<i>I thought I didn't want it to happen,</i>

01:04:48.385 --> 01:04:50.785
<i>but maybe I did.</i>

01:05:41.238 --> 01:05:44.105
<i>When I'm with him I feel so special.</i>

01:05:51.081 --> 01:05:53.014
<i>I forget everything.</i>

01:06:11.635 --> 01:06:13.234
<i>Dear Dr. Sherman,</i>

01:06:13.236 --> 01:06:15.337
<i>first off, I want to thank you for making time</i>

01:06:15.339 --> 01:06:18.206
<i>in your busy schedule to see my darling Katie.</i>

01:06:18.208 --> 01:06:20.375
<i>She really is something, isn't she?</i>

01:06:20.377 --> 01:06:21.776
<i>One of a kind, all right.</i>

01:06:21.778 --> 01:06:23.878
<i>As much as she enjoyed your session together,</i>

01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:27.148
<i>I have decided to send her to a different therapist,</i>

01:06:27.150 --> 01:06:29.484
<i>one who specializes in young women</i>

01:06:29.486 --> 01:06:33.521
<i>and their many food-body
issues, a national epidemic.</i>

01:06:33.523 --> 01:06:34.856
<i>Thank you so much for your time.</i>

01:06:34.858 --> 01:06:38.760
Yours truly...

01:06:38.762 --> 01:06:42.764
Caroline Kampenfelt.

01:06:54.111 --> 01:06:57.145
<i>Katie, Joel.</i>

01:06:57.147 --> 01:06:58.913
<i>Hi.</i>

01:07:00.417 --> 01:07:03.084
<i>I just wanted to tell you that you're a monster.</i>

01:07:03.086 --> 01:07:05.186
<i>I've been a really good friend to you,</i>

01:07:05.188 --> 01:07:09.224
<i>and this is how you repay me?
By never calling me back.</i>

01:07:10.694 --> 01:07:12.260
<i>Besides me, how many straight guys are there</i>

01:07:12.262 --> 01:07:14.062
<i>in the whole world who like you enough</i>

01:07:14.064 --> 01:07:17.132
<i>to be your friend without there being anything sexual?</i>

01:07:18.802 --> 01:07:21.002
<i>I'll give you a hint:</i>

01:07:21.004 --> 01:07:22.670
<i>zero.</i>

01:07:23.874 --> 01:07:25.440
<i>I'm only three years older than you,</i>

01:07:25.442 --> 01:07:28.209
<i>but I'm so much smarter it's ridiculous.</i>

01:07:29.746 --> 01:07:31.780
<i>You have no inner life.</i>

01:07:47.931 --> 01:07:50.732
<i>Why was I crying so hard?</i>

01:07:50.734 --> 01:07:53.635
<i>Who cares what Joel thought of me?</i>

01:07:56.673 --> 01:07:58.440
<i>And then I thought,</i>

01:07:58.442 --> 01:08:03.611
<i>Oh, wait, maybe it's just hormones.</i>

01:08:25.669 --> 01:08:27.168
No, thanks.

01:08:29.005 --> 01:08:30.905
Okay.

01:08:30.907 --> 01:08:33.441
What's going on?

01:08:33.443 --> 01:08:35.443
What do you mean?

01:08:35.445 --> 01:08:37.412
You never say no.

01:08:44.588 --> 01:08:46.421
Why not?

01:08:50.427 --> 01:08:52.427
I'm pregnant.

01:08:56.333 --> 01:08:58.299
Holy shit.

01:08:58.301 --> 01:08:59.534
Stop.

01:08:59.536 --> 01:09:01.069
I'm not keeping it.

01:09:01.071 --> 01:09:03.438
And there's a decent chance it's not yours.

01:09:04.841 --> 01:09:06.508
Then why'd you even tell me?

01:09:06.510 --> 01:09:08.243
Because you wanted me to get high.

01:09:08.245 --> 01:09:11.713
Yeah, well, if you're just going
to kill it, why not get high?

01:09:13.483 --> 01:09:15.183
I might change my mind.

01:09:20.390 --> 01:09:22.157
Maybe.

01:09:23.727 --> 01:09:25.226
Oh, man.

01:09:27.597 --> 01:09:30.031
How many others are there?

01:09:30.033 --> 01:09:31.833
Two.

01:09:35.839 --> 01:09:38.039
You're a fucking whore.

01:09:39.776 --> 01:09:41.576
You're not even worth it!

01:09:42.913 --> 01:09:44.279
<i>Hello?</i>

01:09:44.281 --> 01:09:45.813
I'm sorry, I might have the wrong number.

01:09:45.815 --> 01:09:48.216
I'm looking for Joel Seidler.

01:09:48.218 --> 01:09:50.485
<i>Who is this?</i>

01:09:50.487 --> 01:09:52.453
Katie Kempenfelt.

01:09:52.455 --> 01:09:54.355
<i>Oh, Katie.</i>

01:09:54.357 --> 01:09:57.792
<i>You know he's clinically depressed, right?</i>

01:09:57.794 --> 01:09:59.527
Of course.

01:09:59.529 --> 01:10:02.330
We talk about it all the time.

01:10:02.332 --> 01:10:05.099
<i>Well, he made another attempt.</i>

01:10:05.101 --> 01:10:08.770
<i>Pills this time. Very female.</i>

01:10:08.772 --> 01:10:10.872
<i>I was the one who found him.</i>

01:10:10.874 --> 01:10:12.774
<i>Worst moment of my life.</i>

01:10:12.776 --> 01:10:15.410
Is he okay?

01:10:15.412 --> 01:10:17.912
<i>Physically, yes.</i>

01:10:17.914 --> 01:10:20.515
<i>Mentally, who the hell knows?</i>

01:10:20.517 --> 01:10:22.584
<i>He's at St. Jude's.</i>

01:10:22.586 --> 01:10:24.118
Can I visit him?

01:10:24.120 --> 01:10:25.853
<i>No, honey we got to get his chemistry</i>

01:10:25.855 --> 01:10:28.056
<i>straightened out first.</i>

01:10:29.926 --> 01:10:32.860
Will you let me know when he can have visitors?

01:10:32.862 --> 01:10:35.263
<i>Of course. Absolutely.</i>

01:10:35.265 --> 01:10:36.831
Thank you.

01:10:50.080 --> 01:10:52.313
I'm so happy you finally called.

01:12:06.456 --> 01:12:09.924
I can't believe I miss him so much.

01:12:16.433 --> 01:12:20.134
If only he had left that silly card where it was.

01:12:21.838 --> 01:12:23.538
What? What silly card?

01:12:25.308 --> 01:12:27.975
I wasn't sure whether to tell you.

01:12:27.977 --> 01:12:30.912
What? What are you
talking about?

01:12:43.827 --> 01:12:46.594
One day I was cleaning the house,

01:12:46.596 --> 01:12:49.597
and in his closet I found the underwear

01:12:49.599 --> 01:12:51.232
you gave him for Christmas.

01:12:51.234 --> 01:12:56.137
I put them away and threw the box in the trash.

01:12:56.139 --> 01:12:59.807
Later, when your father found out what I had done,

01:12:59.809 --> 01:13:01.175
he was furious at me.

01:13:01.177 --> 01:13:04.679
In the middle of the night,

01:13:04.681 --> 01:13:06.280
he rose.

01:13:06.282 --> 01:13:08.516
I asked him where he was going.

01:13:08.518 --> 01:13:11.052
He said, "To pick through the garbage,

01:13:11.054 --> 01:13:14.122
like your cousins
back in Calcutta."

01:13:14.124 --> 01:13:16.691
I woke up minutes later.

01:13:16.693 --> 01:13:19.360
The room was very cold.

01:13:20.363 --> 01:13:22.397
I found the back door wide open.

01:13:22.399 --> 01:13:24.432
Your father slipped in the dark

01:13:24.434 --> 01:13:28.102
and fell on the way to retrieve your card.

01:13:30.440 --> 01:13:33.574
But he never even opened my cards.

01:13:33.576 --> 01:13:35.610
He didn't care about those things.

01:13:35.612 --> 01:13:37.945
That's precisely what I thought.

01:13:37.947 --> 01:13:39.547
But no.

01:13:50.994 --> 01:13:53.327
I found them in his desk.

01:13:53.329 --> 01:13:55.730
All from you.

01:14:08.745 --> 01:14:12.413
♪ Fog tints the windows ♪

01:14:12.415 --> 01:14:15.716
♪ And clouds up the view ♪

01:14:15.718 --> 01:14:18.286
♪ Sits in the trees ♪

01:14:18.288 --> 01:14:21.622
♪ And hugs the sky too ♪

01:14:21.624 --> 01:14:24.959
♪ Mr. Blue Sky ♪

01:14:24.961 --> 01:14:27.662
♪ Greets his old friend ♪

01:14:27.664 --> 01:14:30.131
♪ Blankets the earth ♪

01:14:30.133 --> 01:14:33.634
♪ To brings the year's end ♪

01:14:33.636 --> 01:14:39.040
♪ There's a longing in the air ♪

01:14:40.043 --> 01:14:42.109
♪ And something tells you ♪

01:14:42.111 --> 01:14:45.079
♪ That wintertime is here ♪

01:14:46.249 --> 01:14:50.618
♪ The nostalgia warms your heart ♪

01:14:50.620 --> 01:14:55.556
♪ And everything feels ♪

01:14:55.558 --> 01:14:56.170
♪ Right ♪

01:15:13.543 --> 01:15:17.211
You have an appointment with
Dr. Sherman Saturday at 10:00.

01:15:17.213 --> 01:15:19.413
I know you only went once.

01:15:19.415 --> 01:15:20.815
What?

01:15:20.817 --> 01:15:22.750
That's non-negotiable.

01:15:26.789 --> 01:15:28.990
Yay!

01:15:28.992 --> 01:15:31.125
Happy birthday.

01:15:31.127 --> 01:15:32.493
Thank you. I love it. Oh, good.

01:15:32.495 --> 01:15:34.462
It's gorgeous.
Thank you so much.

01:15:34.464 --> 01:15:36.464
Oh, come on.
You didn't have to do that.

01:15:36.466 --> 01:15:37.899
I know.

01:15:37.901 --> 01:15:40.101
Let's see.

01:15:40.103 --> 01:15:41.836
Very cute.

01:15:43.206 --> 01:15:44.505
Aww, that's sweet.

01:15:44.507 --> 01:15:46.240
Very sweet. Thank you.

01:15:46.242 --> 01:15:49.243
Whoa, looks like somebody wants to join the party.

01:15:49.245 --> 01:15:50.711
Oh, no, no, I'll get him.

01:15:56.185 --> 01:15:59.253
So, what's it like being 43?

01:15:59.255 --> 01:16:01.856
<i>Hi, honey. Shh.</i>

01:16:01.858 --> 01:16:03.724
Same as being 18.

01:16:03.726 --> 01:16:05.593
Just, uh, when you get up,

01:16:05.595 --> 01:16:08.496
your back is a little stiff, that's all.

01:16:14.404 --> 01:16:17.171
<i>There we go. Good boy.</i>

01:16:17.173 --> 01:16:18.973
<i>Oh.</i>

01:16:18.975 --> 01:16:20.608
God.

01:16:22.145 --> 01:16:24.345
Just your back?

01:16:34.123 --> 01:16:36.390
This is your real present.

01:16:36.392 --> 01:16:38.759
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

01:16:45.168 --> 01:16:48.035
<i>"To Paul on his 43rd birthday.</i>

01:16:48.037 --> 01:16:50.137
<i>"Napping on the sofa,</i>

01:16:50.139 --> 01:16:52.573
<i>"your baby boy napping in his bouncing chair.</i>

01:16:52.575 --> 01:16:55.810
<i>"Two separate lives, lying so close for a while</i>

01:16:55.812 --> 01:16:59.313
<i>"until you both wake up and become father and son again.</i>

01:16:59.315 --> 01:17:01.349
<i>"May you always be like this.</i>

01:17:01.351 --> 01:17:04.318
<i>"Sleeping close and awaking close,</i>

01:17:04.320 --> 01:17:06.520
<i>"sharing nearly all of your lives.</i>

01:17:06.522 --> 01:17:08.756
<i>I wish I could share them too."</i>

01:17:10.059 --> 01:17:11.425
It's beautiful.

01:17:11.427 --> 01:17:13.027
Really? Yeah.

01:17:13.029 --> 01:17:14.830
<i>Shh.</i>

01:17:20.203 --> 01:17:21.936
I'm sorry.

01:17:36.452 --> 01:17:38.219
It's okay, it's okay.

01:17:38.221 --> 01:17:40.021
You understand, right?

01:17:40.023 --> 01:17:41.489
I'm sorry.

01:17:41.491 --> 01:17:43.290
It's going to be okay.

01:17:44.460 --> 01:17:45.726
Okay.

01:17:48.097 --> 01:17:49.797
Oh, God.

01:17:49.799 --> 01:17:52.900
<i>Being pregnant is like being seasick,</i>

01:17:52.902 --> 01:17:55.302
<i>and you can't get off the boat.</i>

01:17:56.639 --> 01:17:59.073
<i>The smell of bubble gum, deodorant,</i>

01:17:59.075 --> 01:18:03.978
<i>scented candles makes me want to vomit from my toes.</i>

01:18:19.028 --> 01:18:20.728
<i>Hello?</i>

01:18:20.730 --> 01:18:22.563
I'm pregnant.

01:18:22.565 --> 01:18:24.398
And the baby's yours.

01:18:24.400 --> 01:18:26.267
So I thought maybe before I got an abortion,

01:18:26.269 --> 01:18:28.102
you'd like to discuss it.

01:18:28.104 --> 01:18:29.704
<i>Dwayne, you know better.</i>

01:18:29.706 --> 01:18:31.572
<i>You got to call me during my office hours, okay?</i>

01:18:31.574 --> 01:18:33.407
<i>Good night.</i> Wait...

01:18:40.550 --> 01:18:42.917
<i>You don't need antidepressants,</i>

01:18:42.919 --> 01:18:46.053
because you're not clinically depressed.

01:18:46.055 --> 01:18:47.788
You're grieving.

01:18:47.790 --> 01:18:50.424
There's a world of difference.

01:18:50.426 --> 01:18:53.294
Not just for your father.

01:19:01.571 --> 01:19:04.338
<i>When I was in the second grade
I liked to gross boys out</i>

01:19:04.340 --> 01:19:06.440
<i>by eating flies and ants.</i>

01:19:06.442 --> 01:19:08.976
<i>Even a daddy longlegs once.</i>

01:19:10.613 --> 01:19:13.514
<i>In junior high I stopped taking showers.</i>

01:19:15.251 --> 01:19:16.951
<i>My mom would say,</i>

01:19:16.953 --> 01:19:19.553
<i>"Why do you want to treat your
body with such disrespect?"</i>

01:19:19.555 --> 01:19:21.922
<i>I had no idea why.</i>

01:19:21.924 --> 01:19:23.758
<i>But now I do.</i>

01:19:26.195 --> 01:19:27.962
<i>You probably thought I forgot,</i>

01:19:27.964 --> 01:19:31.365
<i>but I remember everything you did to me.</i>

01:19:31.367 --> 01:19:34.268
<i>Sometimes I thought maybe you forgot.</i>

01:19:34.270 --> 01:19:38.405
<i>But you were a grown man at the time you molested me.</i>

01:19:40.076 --> 01:19:42.209
<i>If you are a Christian,</i>

01:19:42.211 --> 01:19:43.778
<i>and I think you are,</i>

01:19:43.780 --> 01:19:46.013
<i>then you know what awaits you.</i>

01:19:47.350 --> 01:19:51.685
<i>Yours truly, little Katie next door.</i>

01:20:07.670 --> 01:20:09.103
Katie.

01:20:09.105 --> 01:20:10.271
Miss Matsuo.

01:20:10.273 --> 01:20:12.306
How's the grand experiment?

01:20:12.308 --> 01:20:14.275
Excuse me?

01:20:14.277 --> 01:20:16.110
Life without semesters?

01:20:16.112 --> 01:20:18.345
Oh, it's great.

01:20:18.347 --> 01:20:19.713
Good.

01:20:20.850 --> 01:20:23.217
Actually, I just lied to you.

01:20:23.219 --> 01:20:25.779
It's really, really hard.

01:20:27.790 --> 01:20:29.123
I'm sorry.

01:20:30.526 --> 01:20:31.959
That's okay.

01:20:31.961 --> 01:20:33.894
You know, I...
I think it's getting better.

01:20:33.896 --> 01:20:36.564
I think I'm going to be okay.

01:20:36.566 --> 01:20:38.666
Well, you take care.

01:20:41.871 --> 01:20:43.771
♪ Did you hear ♪

01:20:43.773 --> 01:20:47.174
♪ Where I was going, my dear? ♪

01:20:47.176 --> 01:20:49.343
♪ Did you see me ♪

01:20:49.345 --> 01:20:53.414
♪ Walking down that road? ♪

01:20:54.750 --> 01:20:57.651
♪ And do you understand ♪

01:20:57.653 --> 01:21:01.021
♪ That my life ♪

01:21:01.023 --> 01:21:03.390
♪ And no, baby ♪

01:21:03.392 --> 01:21:05.326
♪ You know I'm not very old ♪

01:21:05.328 --> 01:21:09.230
Well, if it isn't one of my favourite people in the world.

01:21:09.232 --> 01:21:11.498
That's me.

01:21:12.501 --> 01:21:14.468
What's wrong?

01:21:15.404 --> 01:21:17.304
Just wanted to come say hi.

01:21:17.306 --> 01:21:19.139
I don't believe that.

01:21:19.141 --> 01:21:22.142
Come on in. Tell me
what's going on with you.

01:21:27.550 --> 01:21:29.516
I need some advice.

01:21:30.953 --> 01:21:32.820
Okay.

01:21:35.291 --> 01:21:38.792
But I want to talk to you about something first.

01:21:41.864 --> 01:21:45.299
I didn't quit for the reason I said.

01:21:45.301 --> 01:21:49.036
My mom's fiancé found out that
you're a convicted sex offender.

01:21:52.975 --> 01:21:55.476
That occurred to me.

01:22:00.883 --> 01:22:02.850
I wanted to tell you the truth,

01:22:02.852 --> 01:22:06.053
but my mom would have grounded me until the end of time.

01:22:06.055 --> 01:22:08.188
She was afraid for you.

01:22:08.190 --> 01:22:10.991
Well, hello, I'm a girl.

01:22:10.993 --> 01:22:13.027
But you're here now.

01:22:14.897 --> 01:22:16.931
What changed?

01:22:18.200 --> 01:22:19.867
I need your wisdom.

01:22:20.903 --> 01:22:23.537
But I want to know what your crime was.

01:22:26.108 --> 01:22:27.474
Why?

01:22:27.476 --> 01:22:29.910
I need to know.

01:22:39.221 --> 01:22:40.988
It was a long time ago.

01:22:43.859 --> 01:22:46.026
Please?

01:22:48.664 --> 01:22:50.130
May I have one of those?

01:22:53.102 --> 01:22:54.535
You smoke?

01:22:54.537 --> 01:22:57.471
I'm what is known in Nicotine Anonymous

01:22:57.473 --> 01:22:59.406
as a periodic.

01:22:59.408 --> 01:23:01.008
I start and stop.

01:23:02.812 --> 01:23:04.945
Right now I'm undecided.

01:23:04.947 --> 01:23:06.747
Have a seat.

01:23:12.054 --> 01:23:13.587
Ah, there it is.

01:23:20.763 --> 01:23:22.596
Where do I begin?

01:23:26.435 --> 01:23:28.135
When I was your age, Katie,

01:23:28.137 --> 01:23:30.738
I was a very angry,

01:23:30.740 --> 01:23:33.507
nasty piece of work.

01:23:33.509 --> 01:23:35.642
I was rarely clean or sober.

01:23:35.644 --> 01:23:37.411
I had hair down to here and a full beard,

01:23:37.413 --> 01:23:39.079
believe it or not.

01:23:39.081 --> 01:23:42.850
And when I was 19 years old
I got busted for selling drugs.

01:23:42.852 --> 01:23:47.588
So in order to avoid jail time I enlisted in the Army.

01:23:47.590 --> 01:23:49.957
And I just stayed high all the time.

01:23:49.959 --> 01:23:52.192
Well, surprise, surprise, I get busted

01:23:52.194 --> 01:23:54.895
and dishonourably discharged and sent home.

01:23:54.897 --> 01:23:58.265
And I stayed out of trouble for a very long time,

01:23:58.267 --> 01:24:00.267
until one night
I got shit-face drunk

01:24:00.269 --> 01:24:03.771
and showed up at the house of a woman I knew

01:24:03.773 --> 01:24:05.339
who was a prostitute.

01:24:05.341 --> 01:24:06.707
Not one that I could afford,

01:24:06.709 --> 01:24:09.810
but she had a soft spot for vets.

01:24:09.812 --> 01:24:11.412
And the last thing I remember was,

01:24:11.414 --> 01:24:15.215
she pulled out a bottle of rum and a tab of acid.

01:24:15.217 --> 01:24:17.551
So when I woke up in jail the next morning,

01:24:17.553 --> 01:24:20.354
I had no choice but to take her word for what happened.

01:24:20.356 --> 01:24:24.992
And the word of the emergency room doctor, of course.

01:24:26.495 --> 01:24:30.998
I did not rape her in the way

01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:33.167
that most people would define that term,

01:24:33.169 --> 01:24:35.903
but it was a very, uh,

01:24:35.905 --> 01:24:38.906
cruel sexual assault,

01:24:38.908 --> 01:24:41.008
and I paid the price.

01:24:45.714 --> 01:24:50.717
Now, tell me what's wrong with you.

01:24:50.719 --> 01:24:53.053
I'm pregnant.

01:24:58.260 --> 01:25:00.527
Hmm.

01:25:00.529 --> 01:25:03.664
I'm just... I'm too young to have a baby.

01:25:03.666 --> 01:25:07.301
And I know... I know I should
get an abortion.

01:25:07.303 --> 01:25:10.070
But days keep passing by,

01:25:10.072 --> 01:25:11.672
and I don't make the appointment.

01:25:14.810 --> 01:25:19.046
I just... I think I'm scared
to go alone.

01:25:19.048 --> 01:25:21.488
I think it's more than that.

01:25:24.019 --> 01:25:26.620
I think you're afraid to go at all.

01:25:26.622 --> 01:25:28.622
And for good reason.

01:25:28.624 --> 01:25:31.625
Because if you do this,

01:25:31.627 --> 01:25:35.829
there's no telling how you'll feel about it later.

01:25:35.831 --> 01:25:38.499
You're afraid you'll regret it.

01:25:38.501 --> 01:25:40.901
Maybe.

01:25:43.038 --> 01:25:47.007
But, you know, very few people

01:25:47.009 --> 01:25:49.910
ever regret having had a child.

01:25:51.447 --> 01:25:53.248
Is that true? Absolutely.

01:25:54.350 --> 01:25:57.451
You want some more wisdom?
No extra charge.

01:25:57.453 --> 01:25:59.253
Please.

01:25:59.255 --> 01:26:02.189
Stop drinking and smoking immediately.

01:26:02.191 --> 01:26:06.360
And you must never see any of these men ever again.

01:26:06.362 --> 01:26:08.028
Dump Paul?

01:26:08.030 --> 01:26:09.997
No, no, he'll freak out.

01:26:09.999 --> 01:26:11.798
Please, please, Katie, listen to me.

01:26:11.800 --> 01:26:14.535
When a married man

01:26:14.537 --> 01:26:17.804
is having an affair with a beautiful, young girl,

01:26:17.806 --> 01:26:19.206
no matter how much he feels for that girl,

01:26:19.208 --> 01:26:21.041
he's always relieved when it's over

01:26:21.043 --> 01:26:24.011
because he knows he's been playing a dangerous game,

01:26:24.013 --> 01:26:26.914
and he's lucky to escape alive.

01:26:29.351 --> 01:26:30.951
He doesn't love me?

01:26:30.953 --> 01:26:33.554
Not the way you think.

01:26:33.556 --> 01:26:35.589
But if I dump Paul,

01:26:35.591 --> 01:26:38.091
then I lose my job.

01:26:41.163 --> 01:26:44.898
Well, you could always come back and work here.

01:26:44.900 --> 01:26:47.467
Yeah, my mom would kill me.

01:26:47.469 --> 01:26:49.903
You don't need her permission anymore.

01:26:49.905 --> 01:26:51.205
You're an adult.

01:26:51.207 --> 01:26:52.673
She'd kick me out of the house...

01:26:52.675 --> 01:26:54.741
You know what?
There just happens to be

01:26:54.743 --> 01:26:56.944
an empty room above my garage,

01:26:56.946 --> 01:26:58.946
and you're welcome to it,
rent-free.

01:27:01.050 --> 01:27:04.718
You have to start making your own decisions, young lady.

01:27:04.720 --> 01:27:06.453
Now, come on.
I got to close up.

01:27:06.455 --> 01:27:07.921
And I'll give you a lift.

01:27:10.726 --> 01:27:12.559
Read any good books lately?

01:27:12.561 --> 01:27:15.696
No. not even a bad one.

01:27:15.698 --> 01:27:17.965
But I've sort of been writing.

01:27:19.468 --> 01:27:21.802
I thought you'd be proud that I have a blog.

01:27:23.205 --> 01:27:26.373
I like that it's creative and that it's verbal.

01:27:26.375 --> 01:27:29.443
What I don't like is that it's public.

01:27:29.445 --> 01:27:32.679
Your generation is addicted to attention.

01:27:34.149 --> 01:27:35.816
I know.

01:27:35.818 --> 01:27:37.150
It's like we all want to be famous,

01:27:37.152 --> 01:27:38.685
even though we're not good at anything.

01:27:38.687 --> 01:27:40.053
Precisely.

01:27:40.055 --> 01:27:41.922
You sure I can't give you a lift?

01:27:41.924 --> 01:27:44.291
I like to walk.

01:27:44.293 --> 01:27:46.326
All right, then.

01:27:49.198 --> 01:27:50.931
Thanks for all the advice.

01:27:50.933 --> 01:27:52.799
You're welcome.

01:28:13.422 --> 01:28:15.489
Something else you might consider.

01:28:17.893 --> 01:28:20.227
I can understand how you feel,

01:28:20.229 --> 01:28:22.696
how you think you're not ready to be a mother.

01:28:22.698 --> 01:28:25.699
But have the baby anyway.

01:28:25.701 --> 01:28:27.567
What's the harm?

01:28:29.672 --> 01:28:33.073
I'll raise it as my own, and you
can come and go as you please.

01:28:33.075 --> 01:28:36.276
You can be as much of a mother as you care to be.

01:28:48.424 --> 01:28:51.358
If I don't do what you want me to,

01:28:51.360 --> 01:28:54.628
then could I still work here and live with you?

01:28:57.366 --> 01:29:00.100
Of course.

01:30:10.906 --> 01:30:12.873
<i>I want to thank everyone who wrote to tell me</i>

01:30:12.875 --> 01:30:15.809
<i>I'm a baby killer even though I haven't even decided</i>

01:30:15.811 --> 01:30:18.145
<i>what I'm going to do yet.</i>

01:31:02.124 --> 01:31:04.357
<i>If I move in with Glenn,</i>

01:31:04.359 --> 01:31:06.860
<i>it's the beginning of my adult life.</i>

01:31:06.862 --> 01:31:09.629
<i>On my own for the first time.</i>

01:31:11.233 --> 01:31:14.301
<i>It's a perfect time to stop blogging.</i>

01:31:21.009 --> 01:31:23.176
<i>Can I do it?</i>

01:31:23.178 --> 01:31:26.680
<i>Just live without describing everything I do?</i>

01:31:26.682 --> 01:31:31.551
<i>Can I cancel my reality show and become a better person?</i>

01:31:31.553 --> 01:31:34.187
<i>Do human beings ever dream a whole new life</i>

01:31:34.189 --> 01:31:35.822
<i>and make it come true?</i>

01:31:35.824 --> 01:31:38.625
<i>Or do they always go back to the way they were?</i>

01:31:42.831 --> 01:31:45.465
<i>I guess there's only one way to find out.</i>

01:31:45.467 --> 01:31:49.536
<i>Say goodbye to all of you and just live.</i>

01:31:49.538 --> 01:31:51.505
<i>Really live.</i>

01:31:56.211 --> 01:31:58.411
<i>My name is Carol Granthum.</i>

01:31:58.413 --> 01:32:00.480
<i>I'm the mother of Amy Granthum,</i>

01:32:00.482 --> 01:32:04.484
<i>whom you know as Katie Kampenfelt.</i>

01:32:06.321 --> 01:32:09.055
<i>A few minutes after posting her final blog,</i>

01:32:09.057 --> 01:32:12.459
<i>someone called Amy from a blocked number.</i>

01:32:12.461 --> 01:32:16.363
<i>The call lasted a minute and 38 seconds.</i>

01:32:21.403 --> 01:32:23.069
<i>A few minutes later</i>

01:32:23.071 --> 01:32:27.307
<i>Amy got in her car, drove away</i>

01:32:27.309 --> 01:32:29.709
<i>and never came back.</i>

01:32:29.711 --> 01:32:33.246
<i>No one's seen or heard from her since.</i>

01:32:39.021 --> 01:32:41.555
<i>She hasn't withdrawn any money from the bank</i>

01:32:41.557 --> 01:32:44.691
<i>or even used her cell phone.</i>

01:32:44.693 --> 01:32:48.695
<i>The police believe the person who called Amy that night</i>

01:32:48.697 --> 01:32:52.232
<i>could very well hold the key to her whereabouts.</i>

01:32:55.704 --> 01:32:58.371
<i>I'm writing because I need your help.</i>

01:32:58.373 --> 01:33:01.575
<i>Please keep reading.</i>

01:33:01.577 --> 01:33:05.512
<i>I have hired a private investigator.</i>

01:33:05.514 --> 01:33:09.049
<i>He's questioned everyone in Amy's life.</i>

01:33:09.051 --> 01:33:10.850
<i>He showed them her blog.</i>

01:33:13.922 --> 01:33:17.857
<i>To hide her identity, she changed names and details.</i>

01:33:23.098 --> 01:33:24.564
<i>Her boyfriend Aiden</i>

01:33:24.566 --> 01:33:27.867
<i>says everything Amy wrote about him is true.</i>

01:33:27.869 --> 01:33:30.303
<i>He has a terrible temper,</i>

01:33:30.305 --> 01:33:33.707
<i>but he insists that he would never harm her.</i>

01:33:36.678 --> 01:33:39.546
<i>Dan is not actually a college professor.</i>

01:33:39.548 --> 01:33:41.648
<i>He manages a video store.</i>

01:33:41.650 --> 01:33:44.784
<i>He says Amy's description of their relationship</i>

01:33:44.786 --> 01:33:46.686
<i>was mostly accurate,</i>

01:33:46.688 --> 01:33:49.756
<i>but that she never told him she was pregnant.</i>

01:33:53.428 --> 01:33:55.095
<i>The couple she works for</i>

01:33:55.097 --> 01:33:58.531
<i>dispute only the most important fact of the blog.</i>

01:33:58.533 --> 01:34:02.335
<i>The husband denies any sexual involvement.</i>

01:34:07.709 --> 01:34:10.443
<i>Jake Seidler is devastated.</i>

01:34:10.445 --> 01:34:14.481
<i>He regrets the cruelty of his last voice message.</i>

01:34:19.921 --> 01:34:23.857
<i>Amy's best friend Noelle is a drug addict.</i>

01:34:23.859 --> 01:34:25.925
<i>She has a blocked phone number,</i>

01:34:25.927 --> 01:34:28.595
<i>but she says that she did not call Amy</i>

01:34:28.597 --> 01:34:30.930
<i>on the night she disappeared.</i>

01:34:34.202 --> 01:34:36.636
<i>Roy Olson, her boss,</i>

01:34:36.638 --> 01:34:39.973
<i>says word Amy wrote about him is true</i>

01:34:39.975 --> 01:34:43.843
<i>except that he never offered to raise her child.</i>

01:34:49.151 --> 01:34:53.486
<i>If any of you exchanged e-mails
or phone calls with Amy</i>

01:34:53.488 --> 01:34:55.488
<i>in which she shared any information</i>

01:34:55.490 --> 01:34:57.424
<i>that might help us to locate her</i>

01:34:57.426 --> 01:35:00.760
<i>please, please write to me here.</i>

01:35:04.966 --> 01:35:09.235
<i>Amy is a wonderful girl with a remarkable spirit.</i>

01:35:09.237 --> 01:35:12.939
<i>She's my life, my whole heart.</i>

01:35:16.111 --> 01:35:17.711
<i>Since her disappearance,</i>

01:35:17.713 --> 01:35:19.813
<i>on nights when I can't sleep</i>

01:35:19.815 --> 01:35:23.516
<i>I read and reread Amy's postings.</i>

01:35:23.518 --> 01:35:26.886
<i>I read all of your e-mails
and comments too,</i>

01:35:26.888 --> 01:35:29.089
<i>even the most vicious of them.</i>

01:35:29.091 --> 01:35:33.860
<i>I ask myself:
who would want to hurt my daughter?</i>

01:35:33.862 --> 01:35:36.730
<i>I hear the answer:</i>

01:35:36.732 --> 01:35:38.431
<i>everyone.</i>

01:35:44.473 --> 01:35:47.974
♪ I did my time, I stood in line ♪

01:35:47.976 --> 01:35:51.845
♪ I waited for so long ♪

01:35:51.847 --> 01:35:53.880
♪ Stand in circles ♪

01:35:53.882 --> 01:35:55.215
♪ Sitting duck ♪

01:35:55.217 --> 01:35:58.618
♪ I finally jumped this pond ♪

01:35:58.620 --> 01:36:02.455
♪ Now I get this year to live ♪

01:36:02.457 --> 01:36:05.692
♪ I'm going to live it well ♪

01:36:05.694 --> 01:36:09.562
♪ 'Cause I want something new to give ♪

01:36:09.564 --> 01:36:12.866
♪ In my life's show-and-tell ♪

01:36:12.868 --> 01:36:16.803
♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪

01:36:16.805 --> 01:36:20.507
♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪

01:36:20.509 --> 01:36:23.877
♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪

01:36:23.879 --> 01:36:27.881
♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪

01:36:27.883 --> 01:36:31.484
♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪

01:36:31.486 --> 01:36:33.920
♪ 'Cause... ♪

01:36:33.922 --> 01:36:37.557
♪ Right now my life starts
bum-ba-dum ♪

01:36:37.559 --> 01:36:38.958
♪ Bum-bum-bum-ba-dum ♪

01:36:38.960 --> 01:36:42.495
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪

01:36:42.497 --> 01:36:44.497
♪ Bum-ba-dum ♪

01:36:44.499 --> 01:36:46.432
♪ Bum-bum-bum-ba-dum ♪

01:36:46.434 --> 01:36:49.636
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪

01:36:49.638 --> 01:36:53.339
♪ Time to go off on my own ♪

01:36:53.341 --> 01:36:56.042
♪ It's finally my turn ♪

01:36:56.044 --> 01:36:57.410
♪ It's my turn ♪

01:36:57.412 --> 01:36:58.778
♪ No right or wrong ♪

01:36:58.780 --> 01:37:00.547
♪ 'Cause from now on ♪

01:37:00.549 --> 01:37:03.483
♪ The stakes are how I learn ♪

01:37:03.485 --> 01:37:04.818
♪ Hm-hmm ♪

01:37:04.820 --> 01:37:07.854
♪ And now I get this year to live ♪

01:37:07.856 --> 01:37:11.424
♪ I'm going to live it well ♪

01:37:11.426 --> 01:37:15.361
♪ 'Cause I want something new to give ♪

01:37:15.363 --> 01:37:18.298
♪ In my life's show-and-tell ♪

01:37:18.300 --> 01:37:21.801
♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪

01:37:21.803 --> 01:37:25.872
♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪

01:37:25.874 --> 01:37:29.175
♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪

01:37:29.177 --> 01:37:32.412
♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪

01:37:32.414 --> 01:37:33.813
♪ Oh, whoa ♪

01:37:33.815 --> 01:37:37.016
♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪

01:37:37.018 --> 01:37:39.252
♪ 'Cause... ♪

01:37:39.254 --> 01:37:41.554
♪ Right now my life starts ♪

01:37:41.556 --> 01:37:44.858
♪ Oh, whoa ♪

01:37:44.860 --> 01:37:47.527
♪ But I know you're scared ♪

01:37:47.529 --> 01:37:49.662
♪ And it's tough to bear ♪

01:37:49.664 --> 01:37:53.499
♪ That your little girl just walked out the door ♪

01:37:53.501 --> 01:37:55.535
♪ She's gone, she's gone ♪

01:37:55.537 --> 01:37:58.304
♪ But it's time to see ♪

01:37:58.306 --> 01:38:00.106
♪ The bad girl is me ♪

01:38:00.108 --> 01:38:04.944
♪ And I just ain't that little anymore ♪

01:38:04.946 --> 01:38:08.815
♪ Oh, whoa ♪

01:38:08.817 --> 01:38:12.952
♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪

01:38:12.954 --> 01:38:17.590
♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪

01:38:17.592 --> 01:38:21.094
♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪

01:38:21.096 --> 01:38:23.930
♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪

01:38:23.932 --> 01:38:25.665
♪ There's nothing you can say ♪

01:38:25.667 --> 01:38:29.002
♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪

01:38:29.004 --> 01:38:31.404
♪ 'Cause... ♪

01:38:31.406 --> 01:38:34.741
♪ Right now my life starts ♪

01:38:35.091 --> 01:38:41.091
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