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<i>Riddle me this: When is</i>
<i>a door not a door?</i>

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<i>It feels like drowning, doesn't it?</i>

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<i>When the answer is at the edge of your</i>
<i>cortex, but you can't seem to grasp it.</i>

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<i>You're trying my patience.</i>

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<i>The answer?</i>

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When it's ajar.

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Here's an easy one. What runs
around a city but never moves?

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No? A wall.

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<i>What do you want, Nigma?</i>

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I'm in charge, so I'll
ask the questions.

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Try to keep up, won't you?

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Riddle me this: What belongs to you
but others use it more than you do?

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<i>Your name.</i>

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Huh?

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- You've heard that one.
- No.

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I have Google like the
rest of the world.

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<i>Why do you talk to</i>
<i>me like this, Waller?</i>

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Simple. I needed to keep you babbling
long enough to pinpoint your position.

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My... what?

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Hands in the air where
we can see them.

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<i>Take him out.</i>

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Make it hurt.

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Riddle me this: Why didn't
I quit when I was ahead?

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What is it? Report.

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The Riddler is mine.

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Switch to night vision.

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Secure the perimeter.

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Holy crap, it's Batman.

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Unh.

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I know you helped him, Nigma.

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Tell me where it is.

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I'm invoking priority
level ultraviolet.

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Assemble Task Force X.

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We have another suicide mission.

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Ugh.

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Strewth, I got the hangover,
but I don't recall the party.

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Aah, crap, not this again.

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You too?

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It's like a bloody
recurring nightmare.

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Looks like we got rookies.

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Who are you people?

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And why am I in uniform?

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No bars, no chains.

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Time for meat.

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You try it, fish-fingers, and I'll
show you the meaning of cold-blooded.

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You're feisty.

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Everybody, shut up.

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I've been here before.

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Ah!

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I am leaving.

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Stop.

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Sit down.

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I'm Amanda Waller.

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I'm here to indoctrinate you
convicts into our special forces.

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Pass.

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I killed to keep degenerates
off the streets.

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I won't work alongside them.

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Fresh air and time off my sentence?

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Feel free to keep
calling me up, love.

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Task Force X is an off-the-books
government strike team...

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made up of convicts with
no hope for release...

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serving as expendable agents
for impossible missions.

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Succeed and I'll shave
time off your sentences.

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If we don't?

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You'll be dead.

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Any other stupid questions?

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Yeah, what's in my neck? A tracker?

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Yes. And a powerful
nanotech explosive.

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Run away, get yourself
captured, disobey an order...

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hell, give me a right answer too slowly,
and I'll blow your head clean off.

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You lie.

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You would not take all of
this trouble just to kill us.

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Try me.

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Anyone else?

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I didn't think so.

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What's so dangerous this time that
you had to send in the newbies?

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You're going to break
into Arkham Asylum.

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- That's insane.
- Don't want much?

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- Screw that.
- I don't do freaky-deakies.

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Yahtzee!

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How do we start?

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Oh. I like you, cowboy.

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You're loco and me likey
your loco-motion.

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- Aah!
- What's the plan?

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A week ago, while in my employ,
a lowlife calling himself the Riddler...

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managed to gain access
to my computer system.

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He downloaded a file containing
the identities and histories...

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of every current, past and potential
member of the suicide squad.

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Including ours.

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That's right.

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He's threatening to release
them all on the Internet.

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You're going to get it back.

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Riddler's got one copy and it's
on a thumb drive in his cane...

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which is currently locked away
in the Arkham property room.

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In the intensive treatment building, right
under the solitary confinement cells.

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Good times.

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So we get someone inside.

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Is it me? Can it be me? Dibs!

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She's a wild card.

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Harley Quinn has an
encyclopedic knowledge...

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of Arkham's layout
and its logistics.

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She gonna be okay that
close to the Joker?

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I'm fine. We're done.

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He's a jerk.

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Whatever.

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Well, I'm convinced.

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You'll be snuck into Gotham.

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You'll rendezvous with a power broker
who will set you up for the break-in.

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This is as off-the-grid as it gets, so
let's keep the body count to a minimum.

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Deadshot, rubber bullets only.

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What about The Bat?

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He has his hands full
on another case.

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In fact, we work it right, we might
be able to take advantage of him.

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Waller.

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What, Lawton?

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Play fair and I'll shoot straight.

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Jerk me around and I'll kill you.

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Be a good convict, Lawton.

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Don't make me blow you up.

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I'm clear.

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Gas them.

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What them?

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Huh.

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I'm getting tired of this trick.

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You and me both, cowboy.

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Maybe when we get into Gotham,
I can show you around.

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I know some tight places.

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- Not interested.
- Hmph.

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I told you, Harley.

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If you're giving it out,
heave a chunk my way, eh?

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Ah. You wish.

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Shake your boomer-wang
at the shark guy.

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- Dc it, and I'll bite it off.
- Ha, ha.

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Come on, Harl. For old time's sake?

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Are we gonna have a
problem this time around?

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I think we might, mate.

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No.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I don't trust vermin.

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Honorless, rudderless,
undisciplined.

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They'll never find your body.

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Oh, ninjas are awesome.

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You think that means we're there?

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I hate heights!

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Whoo!

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We're not gonna make it.

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Waller, please!

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<i>Remember this feeling, convicts.</i>
<i>I hold your lives in my hands.</i>

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You crazy bitch.

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Open the damn chutes.

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Do it. Now!

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Unh. Aah!

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Good one.

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Good shark.

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Gross.

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Where's Harley?

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Don't worry, I fell on my head.

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Great. How do we get to
the rendezvous unseen?

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A few more miles.

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Keep moving then.

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Aah! This is flipping bonkers.

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Sloshing through sewage so a guy
dressed like a bat won't spot us?

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You wanna head topside,
slick, be my guest.

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No, we're practically there.

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Cobblepot.

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We're closed. Private party.

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Yeah, we're the private party.

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This way. He's waiting on you.

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Your guests have
arrived, Mr. Cobblepot.

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Right, right. Come in.

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Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge.

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I'm just finishing my supper.

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Pardon me, Mr. Cobblepot.

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Lawton? Oh, I never pegged
Deadshot for a team player.

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Oh, things are tough all over, sir.

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That's a good one. Ha, ha.

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This man is the best
assassin I've ever seen.

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And I only work with the best.

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I aim to please, Mr. Cobblepot.

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I was told you can
get us into Arkham?

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I can indeed.

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I've made arrangements to sneak
you into the crazy farm.

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Follow them to...

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You.

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Clown!

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You're not still mad about
that truck, are you, Pengy?

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Wah-wah.

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It feels like you are.

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You cost me money, funny girl.

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Her and her looney boyfriend
nicked my truck of cigarettes

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and drove it into the river.
Just for a laugh.

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Does it matter that Mr. J and
I aren't together anymore?

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Nobody steals from
me and walks away.

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It's bad business, love.

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You're right, you should kill her.

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Hell, I'll kill her for you.

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Aw, come on.

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Except you know what else
is bad for business, sir?

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Double-crossing your clients.

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And I would hate for folks to say
Mr. Cobblepot takes your money

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and kills your operatives.

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Get her out of my sight, Lawton.

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There's your files.

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Memorize the contents.

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You can grab some shuteye
in the rooms above.

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You deploy tomorrow night
under the cover of darkness...

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and then I never want to see
any of you on my turf again.

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Now get the hell out of here.

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Ever the charmer, ain't you?

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Bite me, Boomer.

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Ah. Oi, Lawton.

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Nice shave, mate.

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We got off on the wrong foot
at the start of this mission.

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Hoist a pint with us.

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Can't. It's a school night.

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Ehh, suit yourself.

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How about a friendly
game of darts, then?

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Lucky shot.

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Right. Let's see you do it.

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Yeah! Come on!

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Sorry, mate.

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Looks like that one
took a bad bounce.

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Oh!

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Let's call it even, mate.

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<i>Louise? It's Amanda.</i>

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<i>I have a special</i>
<i>assignment for you.</i>

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<i>Something I'd rather keep</i>
<i>between the two of us.</i>

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I'm listening.

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Welcome back.

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- Did you miss me?
- What do you want?

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I got an itch I thought you
could help me scratch, cowboy.

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Wow!

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Oh. Good start.

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Ah, what the hell.

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Yahtzee!

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Here's my stop.

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Wish me luck, cowboy.

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There's gotta be one
here somewhere.

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You know where he
put it, don't you?

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Uh-oh.

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Where is it, Harley?

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No idea what you're talking about.

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Answers.

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- Now.
- Ugh!

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Back off, Bats.

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<i>Where is it?</i>

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What's he talking about?

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Who knows what these wankers
get worked up about.

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<i>I don't know. I swear.</i>

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I'm not firing blind
against The Bat.

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Waller, what the devil's going on?

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<i>You don't get to call me up</i>
<i>and demand answers, Deadshot.</i>

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What are they talking about?

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<i>Joker stole a dirty bomb and</i>
<i>hid it somewhere in Gotham.</i>

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<i>Apparently it's large enough that the</i>
<i>radiation would kill half the population.</i>

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<i>Batman's torn the city</i>
<i>apart trying to find it.</i>

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<i>At one point he thought</i>
<i>Riddler might know.</i>

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The Joker has a dirty bomb?

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That gives me the chills.

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Ice puns? Really?

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Waller, this is crap.

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<i>I don't care, convict, do your job.</i>

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Honestly, B-man, I don't know
where Mr. J puts half of his stuff.

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I just wanted a Chatty Boo-Boo doll
before they went on sale tomorrow.

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Get her back to Arkham.

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Will do, Batman.

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Get in there, you nutty broad.

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Mwah.

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I'm in the middle of lunch, now I
gotta process this dizzy dame?

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Crazy, huh?

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Why don't I just toss her in
her old cell and come back?

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Yeah, right.

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I got, like, half a dozen new forms to
fill out before you can even come in.

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We've got 10 minutes
to plant the device.

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Where should I dump her?

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Put it through the x-ray machine.

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Heh. Don't get much
deader than that.

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This one's cold as ice.

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Hey, buddy, I got nothing in the
system about accepting a new body.

00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:47.562
Yeah. Ha, ha.

00:26:03.600 --> 00:26:05.679
It says, uh, "Not found."

00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:09.209
I came from inside. Run it again.

00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:12.399
No, somethings wrong.

00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:15.121
I'm gonna have to get security.

00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:21.599
The junction box is up
ahead so move your ass.

00:26:21.600 --> 00:26:23.799
- Harley?
- Huh!

00:26:23.800 --> 00:26:26.965
Is it really you?

00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:29.079
Shit.

00:26:29.080 --> 00:26:31.050
Don't screw this up.

00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:35.279
Aren't you even going
to say hello? Heh, heh.

00:26:37.080 --> 00:26:41.519
Aw, guys, you gotta see this.
Joker just spotted Harley.

00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:46.079
Keep walking.

00:26:46.080 --> 00:26:47.799
Tell him to shut up.

00:26:47.800 --> 00:26:51.759
Aw, I can tell you're still sore.

00:26:51.760 --> 00:26:54.359
At least the bruises
cleared up nicely.

00:26:57.400 --> 00:26:59.882
What's your hurry, Harl?

00:27:01.800 --> 00:27:03.439
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

00:27:05.520 --> 00:27:07.319
Damn it.

00:27:07.320 --> 00:27:09.563
Let's move.

00:27:10.280 --> 00:27:12.439
Maybe she'll kill him.

00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:14.683
I hate you, you bastard!

00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:16.679
I'll kill him!

00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:20.880
I'll kill him myself for
what he's done to me.

00:27:26.120 --> 00:27:28.069
Women. Am I right, officer?

00:27:28.095 --> 00:27:32.646
Can't live with them, can't
kick them out of a moving car.

00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:38.559
You know the rules, buddy.
I gotta phone it in.

00:27:38.560 --> 00:27:40.610
She's dead.

00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:48.159
How much trouble could she be?

00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:51.719
Nothing goes in or out of
Arkham without being OK'd.

00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:57.809
But give me a sec, I'll try to get
ahold of the watch commander.

00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:07.919
- Run it again.
- I've tried twice, sir.

00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.721
I can't lose this job because
your system is down.

00:28:16.040 --> 00:28:18.479
Come on, you amateurs.

00:28:23.520 --> 00:28:27.527
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry,
hon. Bulletproof.

00:28:27.600 --> 00:28:29.919
Even better.

00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:31.924
Pudding.

00:28:39.840 --> 00:28:44.519
Why, Harley, if I didn't know better,
I'd say you're trying to kill me.

00:28:44.520 --> 00:28:46.684
We're finished, you and me.

00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:51.079
I got someone new
now. Someone better.

00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:56.919
Oh, hell. This'll have to do.

00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:04.079
Never mind. Just came through.

00:29:04.080 --> 00:29:06.448
About time.

00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:16.319
Sorry, it's an old system.

00:29:16.320 --> 00:29:18.563
No problem.

00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:26.282
Let's see what goodies we've got.

00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.201
Oh, shit!

00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:53.329
How...? Oh!

00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:57.799
Aah! Me goalies.

00:29:57.800 --> 00:30:01.124
- That's payback, you dumb-ass.
- Unh.

00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:04.479
Walk it off, Captain Kangaroo.

00:30:43.760 --> 00:30:45.439
Come on, we're out of time.

00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:47.919
- New guy?
- That's right.

00:30:47.920 --> 00:30:51.051
You're not jealous, are you?

00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.405
That's him.

00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:56.679
I know you.

00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:58.639
We worked together once.

00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.611
No, wait, don't tell me,
don't tell me. Hmm...

00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:03.759
Deadhead, hmm?

00:31:03.760 --> 00:31:06.119
Buckshot? Ha, ha!

00:31:08.080 --> 00:31:10.479
Hmph. Aah!

00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:12.450
I got her.

00:31:12.520 --> 00:31:14.719
You can have her.

00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:19.039
Bet you buy your shirts
second-hand too. Ha!

00:31:35.080 --> 00:31:37.562
Sir, we've got an
explosion on Level E.

00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.599
He's still secure, sir.

00:31:39.600 --> 00:31:41.279
Is that room service?

00:31:41.280 --> 00:31:44.159
Tell them I never got my calzone.

00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:48.079
Good. I need every available
security down in the kitchen, stat.

00:31:48.080 --> 00:31:50.039
We're on yellow alert.

00:31:56.120 --> 00:31:59.569
- You're late.
- Ran into her ex. Grab hold.

00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:04.401
Put your back into it.

00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:11.559
Hey. Nobody's supposed
to be down there.

00:32:11.560 --> 00:32:13.919
We just snuck down
here for a little party.

00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:18.199
What kind of party?

00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:22.599
Crap, you're Harley Quinn!

00:32:22.600 --> 00:32:24.439
Don't move, you crazy bit...

00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:47.169
I hate Italian food.

00:33:12.280 --> 00:33:14.359
Has that kitchen
fire been contained?

00:33:14.360 --> 00:33:15.679
Yes, sir.

00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:25.484
<i>- Lawton.</i>
- What?

00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:28.479
<i>GPS has you in the</i>
<i>main security hub.</i>

00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:30.079
<i>What's going on?</i>

00:33:30.080 --> 00:33:31.559
We own it, that's what.

00:33:31.560 --> 00:33:32.879
Now we grab the cane.

00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:34.519
<i>Don't get too cocky, Lawton.</i>

00:33:34.520 --> 00:33:38.919
<i>You're at the point of no return.</i>
<i>You best keep that in mind.</i>

00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:42.079
That gas explosion put the whole
bloody asylum on yellow alert.

00:33:42.080 --> 00:33:44.439
If the security cameras
make us, we're toast.

00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:46.999
So shut down all the security cams.

00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:49.639
That's a surefire way
to alert The Bat.

00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:52.999
What then? Let him watch
us run around like idiots?

00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:56.131
Play yesterday's footage.

00:33:56.520 --> 00:33:59.119
Aw. Shark Week had
his first thought.

00:33:59.120 --> 00:34:01.329
Shut it, Boomer. Say it again.

00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:04.639
Play yesterday's footage
at the same time.

00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:06.199
I can do that.

00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:08.159
And we can operate
without eyes on us.

00:34:08.160 --> 00:34:12.281
- You mean Batman's or Waller's?
- Both.

00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:18.639
The intensive treatment building
is there, just across the yard.

00:34:18.640 --> 00:34:19.919
Let's move.

00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:22.607
Low profile.

00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:25.290
Frost. Move your ass.

00:34:40.240 --> 00:34:42.479
Top priority are those towers.

00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:43.999
I can scale them.

00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:45.686
No time.

00:34:57.680 --> 00:35:00.279
You do two, I'll do two.

00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:04.127
Fine. On my mark. Now.

00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:13.328
- You missed.
- Wait for it.

00:35:16.120 --> 00:35:18.841
Patrol, I need a sweep
of the yard. Ugh!

00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:25.599
Boom! In your face.

00:35:25.600 --> 00:35:29.679
He got to his walkie. I'd score
that a miss. You two-bit C-lister.

00:35:29.680 --> 00:35:31.844
That's it!

00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.479
U.S.A!

00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.370
U.S.A!

00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:42.531
Boys, we got company.

00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:48.642
- Shark, no.
- Finally, some action.

00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:54.399
So much for low profile.

00:36:04.680 --> 00:36:07.299
Status report. I've got
you in the exercise yard,

00:36:07.325 --> 00:36:09.567
but you don't show
up on the cameras.

00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:14.999
Must be something wrong
with the system.

00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:18.079
Damn it. We're a
little busy right now.

00:36:18.080 --> 00:36:19.999
I'll call you back.

00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:23.529
Don't yank me around, convict.
Get the cane. Get out.

00:36:34.640 --> 00:36:37.247
Yahtzee.

00:36:40.680 --> 00:36:43.159
Victor Zsasz, we got
you surrounded.

00:36:43.160 --> 00:36:45.879
Please. Please don't hurt me.

00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:48.359
Let the girl go
before it gets ugly.

00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.719
The Zombie's mine to liberate.

00:36:50.720 --> 00:36:52.929
I have righteous work to do.

00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:02.449
I'm not in the mood tonight, Zsasz.

00:37:16.240 --> 00:37:18.159
<i>You seem troubled tonight, sir.</i>

00:37:18.160 --> 00:37:20.159
It's Harley, Alfred.

00:37:20.160 --> 00:37:22.679
She was acting odd.

00:37:22.680 --> 00:37:24.519
<i>Odder than usual, you mean?</i>

00:37:24.520 --> 00:37:27.359
Like she was happy to get caught.

00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:30.599
<i>Maybe she missed her, uh, pudding.</i>

00:37:30.600 --> 00:37:31.839
Maybe.

00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:34.919
More likely it's linked
to the Joker's bomb.

00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:38.005
Arkham had a yellow
alert this evening.

00:37:38.120 --> 00:37:41.046
<i>Everything looks to be in place.</i>

00:37:41.680 --> 00:37:43.479
Hmm.

00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:46.559
That's Moshell. He
doesn't work Fridays.

00:37:46.560 --> 00:37:49.238
Neither does Ferrick.
That's the Thursday crew.

00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:52.159
This isn't live. They're
broadcasting old footage.

00:37:52.160 --> 00:37:54.528
Somethings wrong at Arkham.

00:38:02.520 --> 00:38:04.922
No, no.

00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:07.519
Enough, Shark! Put him down!

00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.203
Ouch!

00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:16.279
Do I have your attention now?

00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:20.287
Don't break cover in the middle
of an operation unless I say so.

00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:25.719
Don't ever do that to me.

00:38:25.720 --> 00:38:28.805
Or what? You'll chew my head off?

00:38:29.520 --> 00:38:32.399
Do it. I'm begging you.

00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:36.725
You think any of you have a shot
of getting out alive without me?

00:38:39.720 --> 00:38:42.359
That's what I thought.

00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:44.439
We're just lucky
this was contained.

00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:46.879
Start following orders, all of you.

00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:50.999
Why don't you just
calm down, pudding?

00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:55.166
Don't call me pudding!

00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:05.279
Property room's here.

00:39:08.160 --> 00:39:10.767
- Locked.
- Not for long.

00:39:16.200 --> 00:39:19.444
Now that's just pathetic.

00:39:20.080 --> 00:39:24.439
The warden uses his birthday backwards
for practically all of his passwords.

00:39:25.680 --> 00:39:28.919
- How do you know that?
- I used to work here.

00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:30.919
Didn't I mention that?

00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:32.599
Come on. As what?

00:39:32.600 --> 00:39:35.319
As a psychiatrist, silly.

00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:40.282
And pal, anyone who throws boomerangs
has some real issues letting go.

00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.368
<i>Et voilà.</i>

00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:55.442
Where do we even begin?

00:39:56.040 --> 00:39:58.966
Everyone take a section.
Just start looking.

00:40:04.120 --> 00:40:06.045
Bloody hell.

00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:15.159
My acid playing cards.

00:40:15.160 --> 00:40:17.919
I knew I left them here.

00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:23.611
Here's that Batman costume
Mr. J used for the train heist.

00:40:25.040 --> 00:40:26.399
Aw.

00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:29.804
I've been looking
all over for this.

00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:32.402
Here's where it went.

00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:39.765
Bingo.

00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:46.839
Firefly.

00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:48.079
Killer Moth.

00:40:48.080 --> 00:40:49.599
Maxie Zeus.

00:40:49.600 --> 00:40:53.399
Never heard of any of these tools.

00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:55.279
Mr. Freeze's gun.

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.011
Score.

00:40:59.560 --> 00:41:01.405
Ugh.

00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:08.759
Thanks.

00:41:16.040 --> 00:41:17.487
It's Batman.

00:43:38.200 --> 00:43:40.090
Huh?

00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:50.049
No way.

00:43:54.200 --> 00:43:56.119
The spoils of war.

00:43:56.120 --> 00:44:00.559
Black Spider just
kicked The Bat's ass?

00:44:00.560 --> 00:44:03.439
Mate, I'm a little choked up.

00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:05.842
Got the thumb drive.

00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:08.847
What?

00:44:09.640 --> 00:44:12.168
What the hell?

00:44:12.680 --> 00:44:15.162
We've been played.

00:44:16.640 --> 00:44:18.399
Where's Frosty?

00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:21.079
Frost? Damn it.

00:44:21.080 --> 00:44:23.130
Frost!

00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:28.239
Easy.

00:44:32.520 --> 00:44:34.649
I knew Waller would send someone.

00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:38.399
I'm too clever for
her to let me live.

00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:41.690
Nothing gets past you, genius.

00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.250
I'll make this fast.

00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:50.919
Do you even know why
you're assassinating me?

00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:55.039
The Wall says you screwed her and
to make an example out of you.

00:44:55.040 --> 00:44:58.649
And that satiated your curiosity?

00:44:59.240 --> 00:45:00.879
I don't ask questions.

00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:02.439
I don't believe that.

00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:05.119
The human mind always
has questions.

00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:11.719
My only question is why Waller didn't just
blow your head off with your nano bomb.

00:45:11.720 --> 00:45:16.159
It's the same reason
she needs me dead.

00:45:16.160 --> 00:45:20.884
Because I know how to diffuse them.

00:45:21.120 --> 00:45:23.719
Wait, what?

00:45:23.720 --> 00:45:25.759
How do you know she's
with the Riddler?

00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:28.128
She was eyeballing him
at the monitor room.

00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:32.639
So she's got herself a new guy.

00:45:32.640 --> 00:45:34.959
After everything I've done for her.

00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:36.959
Ooh, we'll see about that.

00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:39.319
I'll make five more just like her.

00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:42.959
I'll take her skin and
put someone else in it.

00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:47.119
Oh, that perfect creamy skin.

00:45:47.120 --> 00:45:48.999
Pull yourself together, man!

00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:51.119
She mocked you right to your face!

00:45:51.120 --> 00:45:54.046
Even dared to call you...

00:45:56.080 --> 00:45:57.839
pudding.

00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:00.279
Oh, that darling girl!

00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:02.125
She might even deserve me.

00:46:10.040 --> 00:46:13.719
Okay, babies, let's cook.

00:46:16.560 --> 00:46:21.363
Winner, winner, chicken
dinner. Ha-ha-ha.

00:46:22.200 --> 00:46:26.319
Oh, Harley, I take back half the
horrible things I've done to you.

00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:36.679
They're gone!

00:46:36.680 --> 00:46:39.199
Yeah, we can see that,
Harley, but where?

00:46:39.200 --> 00:46:40.519
It's Waller.

00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:44.919
<i>- I'm here.</i>
- What are you trying to pull, Deadshot?

00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:48.199
- You're not checking in.
- We had a bout with The Bat.

00:46:48.200 --> 00:46:50.799
But we're past it.
I got your cane, Waller.

00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:52.519
We're just looking for an exit.

00:46:52.520 --> 00:46:54.279
So you're all together?

00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:56.759
Of course. Why wouldn't we be?

00:46:56.760 --> 00:47:00.719
Then why has the Special Crimes unit been
called in to protect the medical center?

00:47:00.720 --> 00:47:03.999
<i>Maybe Two-Face got a</i>
<i>pair of hemorrhoids.</i>

00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:05.399
We're out of here.

00:47:05.400 --> 00:47:08.679
Please don't explode. Please don't
explode. Please don't explode.

00:47:08.680 --> 00:47:12.199
Shut up. Where's
that medical center?

00:47:12.200 --> 00:47:14.443
We're still on yellow alert.

00:47:19.160 --> 00:47:20.766
You hear something?

00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:23.089
Let me check.

00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:26.159
Hey, remember that time
when Mad Hatter...

00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:29.519
Smitty?

00:47:29.520 --> 00:47:31.919
- Smitty?
- Boo.

00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:33.890
Aah!

00:47:34.200 --> 00:47:35.519
Smitty!

00:47:35.520 --> 00:47:38.321
Put your hands in the air!

00:47:40.080 --> 00:47:42.847
- Aah!
- And boom.

00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:53.919
I'm just going to slip into
something more comfortable.

00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.324
So no peeking.

00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:18.559
This is the Special Crimes unit.

00:48:18.560 --> 00:48:21.042
Surrender and return to your cells.

00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:28.169
Light them up!

00:48:30.560 --> 00:48:32.839
That worked well.

00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:37.159
Then like the hanged man, we
are at the end of our rope.

00:48:37.160 --> 00:48:40.211
Wow, I hate you. Unh!

00:48:48.680 --> 00:48:51.082
You can thank us later, losers.

00:48:56.360 --> 00:48:59.279
- You all right?
- Somewhat.

00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:00.919
Glad you made it.

00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:03.119
This better be good.

00:49:03.120 --> 00:49:06.279
He knows how to turn off the bombs.

00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.359
Look familiar?

00:49:10.040 --> 00:49:13.119
I can do it, but you've got to
get me into the medical center.

00:49:13.120 --> 00:49:16.967
We got maybe five minutes before
Waller figures out what's what.

00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:23.559
We get to that room or we're dead.

00:49:23.560 --> 00:49:25.199
Should've brought a tank.

00:49:25.200 --> 00:49:26.840
We have one.

00:49:35.160 --> 00:49:36.959
No heights.

00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:40.759
- You're joking.
- I said, no heights!

00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:43.970
I'll guide you. Trust me.

00:49:53.080 --> 00:49:56.006
I'm crazy, but that's just nuts!

00:50:01.520 --> 00:50:03.001
Step on it.

00:50:06.560 --> 00:50:08.121
Go to the right.

00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.564
Let's move.

00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:40.689
Did we win?

00:51:02.160 --> 00:51:05.564
Let's see now. We'll need
this on. This for back-up.

00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:08.409
Grab a chair.

00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:15.319
Whee!

00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:17.961
How do you diffuse
this bomb, exactly?

00:51:19.080 --> 00:51:21.719
It's the electroshock.

00:51:21.720 --> 00:51:23.639
It's the what now?

00:51:23.640 --> 00:51:27.408
I'm gonna run 1000 volts through
your heads and fry your bombs.

00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:30.123
Oh.

00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:34.599
Good. Put the chairs in a
circle here around Old Sparky.

00:51:34.600 --> 00:51:40.599
Oh, I love electroshock! It's a
shiatsu massage for your brain.

00:51:40.600 --> 00:51:42.490
Lose those.

00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:49.889
I'll keep a lookout.

00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:55.771
More cops. Choppers too.

00:51:58.680 --> 00:52:00.319
This'll work?

00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:03.371
Or give you a grand mal seizure.

00:52:09.560 --> 00:52:13.719
I'm clamping you to the chairs
because you're going to wiggle.

00:52:13.720 --> 00:52:17.039
I don't trust this fruit loop.

00:52:17.040 --> 00:52:18.919
Hmm. A thousand
volts, five bodies...

00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:22.799
multiply by five, allowing for
absorption, three-second pulses...

00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.009
You know what you're doing, right?

00:52:28.460 --> 00:52:31.959
Damn it. Don't stop
working. Yeah, Waller?

00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:34.639
I am getting reports there's
a break-in at Arkham.

00:52:34.640 --> 00:52:37.119
- You're on red alert.
<i>- News to me.</i>

00:52:37.120 --> 00:52:40.759
What part of "off the books"
do you not understand?

00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:43.359
<i>Are you in the medical center?</i>

00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:45.171
We hit a snag.

00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:48.089
Batman again?

00:52:49.680 --> 00:52:52.447
Spider needed medical attention.

00:52:54.040 --> 00:52:55.999
Spider? But he's...

00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:59.165
No excuses, Lawton! You get that?

00:52:59.240 --> 00:53:01.563
Mm... Uh-huh.

00:53:01.600 --> 00:53:06.199
No more crap! No more time!
No more shenanigans!

00:53:06.200 --> 00:53:07.519
Uh-huh.

00:53:25.120 --> 00:53:28.039
Those scumbags are
trying to screw me.

00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:04.085
I never need to do that again.

00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:08.359
Are you kidding? I feel great!

00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:11.239
Nobody screws the Wall!

00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:17.839
- Uh, guys?
- Do it again.

00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:20.925
I don't know. Maybe his
skin is too thick?

00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:42.561
Best gun ever.

00:54:45.040 --> 00:54:46.719
Why'd his head explode?

00:54:46.720 --> 00:54:51.039
Because the bomb in his neck
didn't diffuse, you asshole.

00:54:51.040 --> 00:54:52.965
So what's his excuse?

00:54:57.840 --> 00:54:59.810
Oh, that's rich.

00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:05.205
Huh?

00:55:07.040 --> 00:55:11.959
Denzel! What have they done to you?

00:55:15.640 --> 00:55:18.839
Haven't you solved it yet?

00:55:18.840 --> 00:55:23.325
The Black Spider is Batman.

00:55:37.720 --> 00:55:39.599
I know that sound.

00:55:39.600 --> 00:55:42.970
Someone's flossing their brain.

00:55:50.760 --> 00:55:54.519
- Unh.
- Talk! Why are you here?

00:55:54.520 --> 00:55:57.685
Amanda Waller wanted
the Riddler dead.

00:55:58.120 --> 00:55:59.919
Waller? What's she got...?

00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:07.679
I'm here, bitches!

00:56:07.680 --> 00:56:10.845
And I brought favors for everybody!

00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:24.921
Whoop!

00:57:00.080 --> 00:57:02.403
Yahtzee!

00:57:12.040 --> 00:57:14.599
I think this was yours, Deadhead.

00:57:14.600 --> 00:57:16.445
Finders, keepers.

00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:22.719
Pudding! You're free.

00:57:25.800 --> 00:57:28.119
Don't you pudding me.

00:57:28.120 --> 00:57:33.359
I go away and suddenly you've got
new friends. Even picked a new guy.

00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:35.479
You got it all wrong, baby.

00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:38.239
I was using them to
help you escape.

00:57:38.240 --> 00:57:41.759
Who else would I break
into Arkham for?

00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:44.561
Nobody, that's who.

00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:47.999
It'll be just like old times.

00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:50.129
Oh.

00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:01.410
Hmm.

00:58:02.720 --> 00:58:08.763
You. New guy. I don't like
people touching my stuff.

00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:20.279
- Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
- I am not.

00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:23.799
You are. You're gonna pull the
trigger, and when nothing happens...

00:58:23.800 --> 00:58:27.679
I'm gonna punch you in the
throat and bash your brains out.

00:58:27.680 --> 00:58:29.844
Three.

00:58:31.760 --> 00:58:33.810
Two.

00:58:36.200 --> 00:58:38.079
- One.
- Hold on.

00:58:38.080 --> 00:58:41.962
Stop counting for a second.
I know there are bullets.

00:58:43.560 --> 00:58:44.919
See?

00:58:54.520 --> 00:58:59.289
Mate, you just
out-crazied the Joker.

00:59:04.440 --> 00:59:07.439
This place is crawling with cops.

00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:11.287
- I'm gonna kill Waller.
- Can we get out of here first?

00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:24.727
Mallet.

00:59:27.080 --> 00:59:28.599
It's right here, Mr. J.

00:59:28.600 --> 00:59:30.399
I was keeping it safe
for you the whole...

00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:43.321
It's time for a very big bang.

00:59:51.040 --> 00:59:52.639
Why the hell are we running?

00:59:52.640 --> 00:59:54.119
We're sitting ducks here.

00:59:54.120 --> 00:59:57.279
And whose fault is that,
do you suppose, leader?

00:59:57.280 --> 01:00:00.279
I've been carrying this team
all night, you douche bag.

01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:01.679
- Uh, fellas?
- Really?

01:00:01.680 --> 01:00:04.079
- Is that what you'd call it, eh?
- Guys.

01:00:04.080 --> 01:00:06.359
- Guys, listen.
- That's what I'd call it...

01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:09.519
- you one-gimmick hack.
- Great, let's split up.

01:00:09.520 --> 01:00:13.129
- I'm better off on my own.
- Guys. Batman's here.

01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:17.159
Joker. Where did he go?

01:00:17.160 --> 01:00:19.767
Don't owe you squat, Bats.

01:00:24.720 --> 01:00:28.199
Lawton? We can settle
our business later.

01:00:28.200 --> 01:00:30.648
Now, where's the Joker?

01:00:31.600 --> 01:00:35.402
He and Harley took their
mallet and disappeared.

01:00:35.640 --> 01:00:37.919
That's where he's hidden the bomb.

01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:41.559
<i>Sibilance, testing. Sibilance.</i>

01:00:41.560 --> 01:00:44.399
<i>I know you can see me, Bats.</i>

01:00:44.400 --> 01:00:48.159
<i>Hope you brought protection because</i>
<i>I'm about to give Gotham...</i>

01:00:48.160 --> 01:00:50.599
<i>a terminal case of tainted love...</i>

01:00:50.600 --> 01:00:52.439
<i>and it's really gonna burn.</i>

01:00:53.640 --> 01:00:56.199
<i>And just in case you were</i>
<i>thinking of stopping me...</i>

01:00:56.200 --> 01:01:00.719
<i>I figured I'd invite some</i>
<i>friends to my big blow-out.</i>

01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:29.599
Stop.

01:01:29.600 --> 01:01:31.126
Please?

01:01:35.720 --> 01:01:38.439
I need to find Joker
and stop that bomb.

01:01:40.080 --> 01:01:42.642
Good luck with that, mate.

01:01:45.080 --> 01:01:46.279
Gotta get out of here.

01:01:46.280 --> 01:01:50.241
Yeah, but what'll get us far
enough to escape that blast?

01:01:59.920 --> 01:02:02.448
Well, isn't that convenient?

01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:41.361
Out of my way, loser.

01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:57.969
Mm.

01:02:59.160 --> 01:03:00.919
Mm.

01:03:33.760 --> 01:03:36.240
Oh, no, you don't, Lawton.
That's my ride.

01:03:38.680 --> 01:03:40.366
Aah!

01:03:52.520 --> 01:03:56.083
Only one of us is getting out
of here and it ain't you.

01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:05.563
I'll get you for this, Lawton!

01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:08.159
Get those gates closed.

01:04:16.040 --> 01:04:17.726
Where's our backup?

01:04:50.600 --> 01:04:53.128
Now that's what I call backup.

01:05:25.240 --> 01:05:28.246
We've got it under control,
Batman. You can take...

01:05:28.600 --> 01:05:31.239
And I'm talking to myself.

01:05:31.240 --> 01:05:32.971
Again.

01:05:42.040 --> 01:05:44.408
Going my way, handsome?

01:05:46.120 --> 01:05:47.681
Cute kid.

01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:51.284
Hope she doesn't take
being an orphan too hard.

01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:24.041
Holy crap!

01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:44.162
You know she's gonna
kill us, right?

01:07:16.640 --> 01:07:18.883
Where's the fricking gas pedal?

01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:54.199
Uh-oh. Ha!

01:08:18.960 --> 01:08:21.638
Sure. He smacks me
around sometimes...

01:08:21.639 --> 01:08:23.919
but you're the one who's
always hurting me.

01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:26.288
Now I'm gonna hurt you.

01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:44.962
Stop me if you've heard this one.

01:08:53.040 --> 01:08:55.169
Listen to me.

01:08:56.600 --> 01:08:58.319
Harley, the bomb.

01:09:56.200 --> 01:09:59.639
For someone who's not Batman...

01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:04.443
you've been a real pain
in my ass. Ha-ha-ha.

01:10:08.120 --> 01:10:11.000
Deuces, new guy.

01:10:21.560 --> 01:10:24.201
- Have a seat, pudding.
- Aah!

01:10:37.320 --> 01:10:38.767
Bang!

01:11:20.440 --> 01:11:22.410
Waller.

01:11:22.680 --> 01:11:27.399
You knew when you sent your little suicide
squad into Arkham, they'd go off script.

01:11:27.400 --> 01:11:29.679
Oh, it's just you.

01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:33.926
When your bombs didn't ice them,
you figured the S.C.U. would.

01:11:34.080 --> 01:11:38.279
All that, just so you
could kill the Riddler.

01:11:38.280 --> 01:11:41.799
Let's just say I break a lot
of eggs to make an omelet.

01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:46.199
And because you're a messy cook,
the Riddler was able to escape.

01:11:46.200 --> 01:11:48.519
I got careless.

01:11:48.520 --> 01:11:52.879
- My men will get Nigma next time.
- There is no next time.

01:11:52.880 --> 01:11:56.839
No? We're the U.S. government.

01:11:56.840 --> 01:12:01.199
Who's going to blow the whistle on us?
The convicts? Who'd believe them?

01:12:01.200 --> 01:12:02.839
You? Heh.

01:12:02.840 --> 01:12:07.839
You going to start a blog and
expose us? I don't think so.

01:12:07.840 --> 01:12:11.449
That's checkmate, Batman.

01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:15.319
I'm warning you.

01:12:15.320 --> 01:12:17.479
Enough.

01:12:17.480 --> 01:12:21.279
Don't they need you back
in your squalid little city?

01:12:21.280 --> 01:12:26.242
They never did find the
Joker's body, did they?

01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:32.770
Punk.

01:12:41.040 --> 01:12:43.124
Motherfu...

01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:52.169
Bang.

01:12:52.193 --> 01:13:12.193
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