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MAN: Gentlemen,
we are in danger.
There is a storm coming.

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My men are terrified.
We must leave.

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ROBERT: That tomb is
here somewhere.
I can feel it.

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Please, Robert,
it's been two months!

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Archie,
I'm not stopping!

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CECIL: Dad!

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What's going on
with this wind, Pop?

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C.J, go wait in the truck.

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I don't want to
just wait in the truck.

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I said go! Windows up!

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(SIGHS)

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Robert!

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MAN: Mr. Fredericks!
What?

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(WIND HOWLING)

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Ah!

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(COUGHS)

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Help!

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Help!

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ROBERT: C.J?

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, I'm fine!

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I'm coming down!

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Yes!

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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I looked for the tomb of
Ahkmenrah for 20 years,

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and what do you do?

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You fall right into it!

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Amir, start loading
the trucks.

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Mr. Fredericks...

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there is no time.

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The storm is almost upon us.

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Then you'd better hurry.

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Come on.
Everybody works.

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(AMIR SPEAKING IN ARABIC)

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(SHOUTING IN ARABIC)
(SCREAMING)

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Hey! What's the matter
with you? Huh?

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(SPEAKING IN ARABIC)

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He said,
"We must leave
this place immediately.

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(MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC)

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'If anyone
disturbs this tomb...

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(MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC)

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"the end will come."

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(REPEATS IN ARABIC)

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"The end will come."

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We load the trucks.

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(SHOUTING IN ARABIC)

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(MEN CLAMOURING)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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(MAN SHOUTING IN ARABIC)

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I can't help feeling we're
making a terrible mistake!

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We're not making a mistake,
we're making history!

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Don't worry!

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C.J! Let's go!

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"The end will come."

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(HAMMER POUNDING)

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<i>WOMAN: Welcome, everyone,
to the Grand Reopening...</i>

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<i>of the newly renovated
Hayden Planetarium...</i>

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<i>here at the Museum
of Natural History.</i>

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<i>New York's glitterati
have all turned out...</i>

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<i>for what has promised to be
a memorable evening...</i>

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<i>filled with the dazzling
special effects...</i>

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<i>and technical wizardry
we've all come to admire
from this museum...</i>

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<i>and its renowned
Night Program.</i>

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Tonight gonna be fun-fun!

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Here come Dum Dum!

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Hey, how we doing, Sac?

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Rexy is waxed and buffed.

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Teddy is grooming
his moustache.

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Oh, and I reviewed
fire safety procedures
with the primordial men.

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By the way, have you
seen them lately?

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The museum has
added a new one.

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LARRY: What? No.

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Oh, and make sure the
centurions stretch, all right?

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They really went for it
in the dress rehearsal...

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and they're just not used to
those kinds of dance moves.

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Okay, everybody.
Everybody, listen up.

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I don't want to make
anybody nervous...

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but the mayor and the
governor are both out there.

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And, uh,
I'm not 100 percent sure,

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but I think
Regis Philbin, too.

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(GASPS) Reeju Philbo?

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Yeah, Reeju Philbo.

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Okay, Rexy,
do me a favor.
(GRUNTS)

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Watch the tail, okay?
There's gonna be open flame.

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Oh, Dexter...

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how you doing, my man?

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All limbered up?

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Looking good.
I like the tie.

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Got kind of a Chippendales
thing going on.

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All chalked up,
ready to go?
(CHATTERS)

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Good. Okay, everybody relax
and have fun, okay?

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AHKMENRAH:
Larry.

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You better come see this.

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(CONTINUES CHATTERING)

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Have you ever seen
it like this before?

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Never

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AHKMENRAH: This corrosion
has never happened before.

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It's always been
exactly the same.

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I wonder
what's up with it.

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I have no idea.

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And to be honest...

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my father knew
the secrets of the tablet
better than I did.

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Unfortunately, he swore
he'd never reveal them.

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He never did.

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(GASPS)
Whoa!

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You okay?

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Yes.

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Yes, I'm fine.

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Just take it easy out
there tonight, all right?

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You got 15 minutes
till showtime.

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We're gonna figure
this out tomorrow.

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All right.

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(OCTAVIUS LAUGHING)
JEDEDIAH: Look at that!

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Doggone it!

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(CATS MEWING)
OCTAVIUS: Did you see that?

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They're trying
to catch the light.

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But you can't do it, boys!
You can't catch light!

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It's as elusive
as human happiness!

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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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I should like
to comment.

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Summon the apparatus.
Yeah.

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Summon the apparatus!

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What are you gonna say?

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L...

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O...

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L-

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(KEY POUNDING)

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"Laugh out loud."
Yeah, that's what I did.

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Now, post these
adorable kittens

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with my edict of
approval to Facebook.

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Give a big Texas
"hell yeah" from old Jedediah...

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because I loved it too!

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Just send a smiley face.

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Yeah, but with a wink!

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A smiley face and a wink!
(KEYS POUNDING)

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Guys, what are you doing?

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We're just
watching kittens.

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You're on in five minutes.
You got to focus, here.

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I told you we don't
have time for this!

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You gave it a Texas
"hell yeah!"

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Hey, Teddy,
ready to roll?

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Indeed, Lawrence.

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Great.
Battle of San Juan Hill...

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cool as a cucumber.

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Right now, butterflies like
you wouldn't believe.

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You're gonna be great.

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Lawrence?
Yeah.

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Have you seen
the Neanderthals lately?

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No. Why does everybody
keep talking about this?

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You may want to
give it a look!

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(MAMMOTH BELLOWING)

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<i>(NEANDERTHALS GRUNTING)</i>

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Hey, guys,
what's going on?

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(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)

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ALL: Ooh!

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Okay-

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All right, very funny.

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That's hilarious.
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

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You don't have
to come down.

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It's okay, really.

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Hi, how are you?
I'm Larry.

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I'm Laaa...

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You're "Laaa"?

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Laaa.

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Laaa. Okay,
nice to meet you, Laaa.

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Welcome aboard, and...

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Yes, we look similar.

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Yeah, we look like
each other, I know.

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It's a joke that
somebody played.

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Dr. McPhee had you made
to look like me.

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It's just a...

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(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

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(YELPS)
Stop it. Stop, okay?

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Dada?
What?

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Dada.

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No, not your Dada.

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Yeah, Dada.

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No. Stop.
Dada.

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Dada!
ALL: Dada!

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No, I'm not his...
I'm not your Dada.

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Dum Dum got a new son-son!

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(GRUNTING)
No, he doesn't.

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Dada!

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ALL: Dada!

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DR. McPHEE: A toast to
our new chairwoman.

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Cheers, everyone. Cheers.

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Cue the music.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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And Teddy in three,
two...

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(APPLAUSE)

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Since 1869, when I was
a mere boy of 11...

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this museum has been a shining
beacon to our great city.

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Tonight we'll expand
our horizons even further...

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to the Sun...

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the Moon, and the stars.
(MOUTHING)

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From our very beginning...

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mankind has looked
to the heavens

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and given names
to what he saw.

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The constellations.

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I thought you might
like to meet them.

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(WHISPERS)
Cue the constellations.

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(AUDIENCE GASPS)

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(CHUCKLES)
Wow.

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(AUDIENCE GASPS)

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(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)

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Orion, the hunter!

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(GASPING CONTINUES)

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(CHUCKLES)

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What?

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(YELPS)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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All planned.
All planned.

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I knew
that was gonna happen.
So, yeah.

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Good. Going great, guys.
Going great.

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Let's drop the silks.

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And go with the monkey.

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
What?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(CHATTERING)

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Come on.

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(GRUNTS)
(AUDIENCE GASPS AND CHEERS)

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(CONTINUES CHATTERING)

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That's what I do.

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TEDDY: Thank you
for your patronage...

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and for your
unwavering support
of this fine institution.

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This newly
renovated planetarium
will serve as a lens...

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(LAUGHING)

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(JABBERING INCOHERENTLY)

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"Once more unto the breach,
dear friends!"

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What?

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(JABBERING CONTINUES)

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(SCREECHING)

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Charge!

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(AUDIENCE GASPS)

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Rough Riders!

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It's okay! Just hang on!
Is this part of it?

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LARRY: Sorry folks,
a little technical issue.

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What are you doing?

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Stick to the script.
Stick to the script!
Huh?

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It's me!
I don't know you.

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(ATTILA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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(ALL SHOUTING)
(AUDIENCE SCREAMING)

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JEDEDIAH: Pull!

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I don't know
what's come over me,
but I like it!

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Drop 'em!

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(SCREAMING)
Ha-ha!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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(SHOUTING ANGRILY)

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What's going on?

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Do something!

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)

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ALL: Oh!
(CHATTERING)

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What are you doing?

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Ah!

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(GROANING)

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(CHEERING)

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(GRUNTING)

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LARRY: Orion, don't!

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(LAUGHS)

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(ALL CLAMOURING)
(REXY ROARS)

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Rexy!

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<i>(ROARS)</i>

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Guys, what was going
on out there?

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(LAAA GRUNTING INCOHERENTLY)

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Seriously,
what were you thinking?
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

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Laaa, I got this,
all right?

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Just...
Go over there.

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No, go over there.

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Go.

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Attila...

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what were you doing
to that dolphin, man?

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It's a dolphin!

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It's one of the most peaceful
creatures on earth...

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and you're hacking into it
like it was
The Cove or something.

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Did you see the look
on Regis Philbin's face?

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Reeju?

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Yeah, Reeju.

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Teddy, what were you doing
pointing a gun at me?

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Forgive me, Lawrence.
I don't know
what came over me.

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Do you even remember that?

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Not at all.
(MACHINE POWERING UP)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(LAAA GRUNTING)

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Laaa, shut that down!
It's a defibrillator.

00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:08.851
Put it down.
It's dangerous!

00:14:09.280 --> 00:14:11.760
Laaa, that's electricity.
Those aren't headphones.

00:14:11.920 --> 00:14:13.445
Stop it!

00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:16.686
Oh! Hey!
Whoa! Dexter!

00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:18.001
What are you doing?

00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:19.286
(CHATTERS)
LARRY: Huh?

00:14:19.640 --> 00:14:20.687
Honestly, if you're
gonna act like a baby,

00:14:20.760 --> 00:14:21.960
then I'll get
you some diapers.

00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:23.126
You want diapers again? Huh?

00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:24.601
(CHATTERS)
JEDEDIAH: Whoa! Whoa!

00:14:24.680 --> 00:14:26.444
<i>Ease up on
the reins there, hose.</i>

00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:28.125
Can't you see?
He feels terrible!

00:14:28.280 --> 00:14:29.850
Hell, we all do!

00:14:29.920 --> 00:14:31.490
LARRY: I don't know what's going
on with everybody here...

00:14:31.560 --> 00:14:34.040
but tonight
was really weird.
Really weird.

00:14:34.120 --> 00:14:35.201
OCTAVIUS:
We feel awful.

00:14:35.680 --> 00:14:37.967
Something took hold of us
like an evil spell!

00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:40.282
JEDEDIAH: Yeah, like we
just weren't ourselves.

00:14:40.880 --> 00:14:42.211
(GRUNTING)

00:14:43.880 --> 00:14:45.211
(MOBILE RINGING)

00:14:47.400 --> 00:14:49.243
LARRY: Hello?
DR. McPHEE: Larry.

00:14:49.400 --> 00:14:50.765
Hey, Dr. McPhee.

00:14:50.920 --> 00:14:52.160
<i>Yeah, hi.
How's it going?</i>

00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:53.520
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Uh, okay.

00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:56.570
Good, good, good,
good, good, good.

00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:02.489
You know that sound
of when you're
hiding in a trash bin...

00:15:02.880 --> 00:15:06.965
fearing for your life because
a Tyrannosaurus rex is
using it as a Hacky Sack?

00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:09.447
No. I don't know
that sound.

00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:12.524
You don't know that sound?
Oh, hold on one second.

00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:16.882
That's the sound!
That's the sound!
It will haunt my dreams!

00:15:17.040 --> 00:15:19.247
I'm sorry.
Look, really, I'm sorry.

00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:21.767
<i>I swear to you,
I had no idea this
was going to happen.</i>

00:15:21.920 --> 00:15:23.843
"I had no idea it
was gonna happen.

00:15:23.920 --> 00:15:25.800
"I'm only in charge of
all the special effects."

00:15:25.920 --> 00:15:28.730
<i>It was your fault!
They were your
special effects!</i>

00:15:28.880 --> 00:15:30.848
(STAMMERING) No, I know.
That's a joke.

00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:33.844
<i>"Special effects"?
More like "special...</i>

00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:35.809
<i>"defects!"</i>
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

00:15:35.880 --> 00:15:37.803
Look, I promise you,
I'm gonna find out
what happened.

00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:39.644
<i>Or they were
"special rejects!"
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)</i>

00:15:39.800 --> 00:15:42.007
I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee.
I gotta go.

00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:43.491
(LAUGHING AND WHOOPING)

00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:49.963
(MUSIC BLARING)
Hey!

00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:52.089
Nicky!
Nicky!

00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:53.765
Stop hopping!

00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:56.361
(MUSIC STOPS)

00:15:56.640 --> 00:15:57.641
Dad, what are you doing?

00:15:57.840 --> 00:15:58.841
What are you doing?

00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:00.525
It's 3:00 AM.

00:16:00.680 --> 00:16:02.125
All right, party's over!

00:16:02.280 --> 00:16:03.725
Hey.
Hey.

00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:05.367
Who are you?

00:16:05.520 --> 00:16:06.806
I'm Sophie.
Sophie?

00:16:06.880 --> 00:16:07.881
<i>Bye Bye Birdie?</i>

00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:09.365
Right.
It was good.

00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:10.441
Thanks.
Yeah.

00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:11.647
See you tomorrow night?

00:16:11.800 --> 00:16:12.961
Probably not.
Probably.

00:16:13.040 --> 00:16:14.087
Definitely not.

00:16:15.040 --> 00:16:16.530
Bye.

00:16:17.480 --> 00:16:18.520
You're in so much trouble.

00:16:18.640 --> 00:16:20.244
I know.

00:16:23.280 --> 00:16:25.009
I didn't really know
you were coming home early.

00:16:25.160 --> 00:16:26.321
Yeah, that's pretty obvious.

00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:27.641
I mean...

00:16:28.160 --> 00:16:29.810
what makes you think
this is okay?

00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:32.281
When I'm not at Mom's
you leave me alone,
like, every night.

00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:34.169
Look, you can't be
doing this right now.

00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.927
You got finals,
your NYU application
is due in what, two weeks?

00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:39.241
I'm not gonna
get into NYU.

00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:40.886
You don't know that.
No, I do.

00:16:41.040 --> 00:16:42.166
You don't know that.

00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:45.005
I do very much know that,
in the sense that
I don't intend to apply.

00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:47.201
What?

00:16:47.400 --> 00:16:49.767
I don't think that it's the
place for me right now, Dad.

00:16:49.920 --> 00:16:52.400
Okay. All right, fine.
You want to spread
your wings a little...

00:16:52.560 --> 00:16:54.688
get out of the city,
go to school somewhere else.

00:16:54.840 --> 00:16:57.161
I totally support that.
All you had
to do was tell me.

00:16:57.240 --> 00:16:58.241
Where do you want to go?

00:16:58.400 --> 00:17:01.244
What's the list?
It's a short list.

00:17:01.400 --> 00:17:02.447
Great.
I like it. Focus.

00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:05.570
I'mma hit you with
a super short list, man,
because it's...

00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:07.085
There's nothing on it.

00:17:08.280 --> 00:17:09.441
(SIGHS)

00:17:09.560 --> 00:17:10.607
There's...

00:17:10.800 --> 00:17:12.848
I'm confused, because
there's not a list...

00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:13.921
Dad?

00:17:14.520 --> 00:17:15.521
Mmm-hmm?

00:17:15.800 --> 00:17:17.040
I want to take a year off.

00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:19.000
I would like to do
exactly what you just said.

00:17:19.120 --> 00:17:20.690
I want to spread my wings.

00:17:20.840 --> 00:17:22.080
You want to spread your
wings, that's great.

00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:23.651
But you can't spread your
wings and fly to nowhere.

00:17:23.800 --> 00:17:25.450
Plans change.
No, they don't.

00:17:25.840 --> 00:17:27.205
No, they don't.
Plans don't change.

00:17:27.400 --> 00:17:28.561
We had a plan,
it changed.

00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:30.051
It's disorienting at first.
No.

00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:31.326
You can't change the plan...

00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:33.369
unless you check
with the people who are
financing the plan...

00:17:33.520 --> 00:17:35.443
which is,
last time I checked,

00:17:35.520 --> 00:17:36.965
your mother and I. Okay?

00:17:37.560 --> 00:17:40.245
Dad, we could sit here
and just have this
conversation about plans...

00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.811
but for now,
let's call it a night.

00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:43.405
Let's not even
clean up, right?

00:17:43.560 --> 00:17:44.641
Let's come back tomorrow.

00:17:44.800 --> 00:17:46.086
Let's reboot
the whole energy,

00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:47.525
the whole tone
of this puppy...

00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:48.641
and we'll kill it, man.

00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:50.290
Team Daley!
Not tonight, tomorrow.

00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:51.441
Hey, Team Daley?

00:17:51.600 --> 00:17:52.600
Yeah?
Stop talking.

00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:53.641
Okay-

00:17:53.800 --> 00:17:55.086
You're gonna clean up.
I'm gonna go to bed.

00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:57.720
And then we're gonna finish
this conversation tomorrow.

00:18:11.360 --> 00:18:12.521
(MUSIC PLAYING)

00:18:12.760 --> 00:18:14.091
Yeah! Get some!

00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:15.161
Get some!

00:18:17.320 --> 00:18:19.163
That's it. Yeah.

00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:21.006
Hi.

00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:23.368
I'm Larry Daley.
I'm head of
the Night Program.

00:18:23.520 --> 00:18:26.251
I know who you are.
You're the security guard.

00:18:26.520 --> 00:18:28.124
Yeah, also head of
the Night Program.

00:18:28.600 --> 00:18:29.840
I'm doing some research...

00:18:30.040 --> 00:18:31.280
and I was wondering
if you could help me out.

00:18:31.360 --> 00:18:34.443
Mmm. Night guard
doing research.

00:18:34.520 --> 00:18:36.010
Ooh la-la!

00:18:36.320 --> 00:18:37.401
Yeah.

00:18:37.600 --> 00:18:39.011
Uh, I'm just
looking for anything

00:18:39.080 --> 00:18:40.920
that you might have on
the tablet of Ahkmenrah.

00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:42.007
Center aisle.

00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:44.322
Great.
Halfway down,
stacks on your left.

00:18:44.560 --> 00:18:46.005
(GROANS)

00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:47.287
Get it!

00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:03.970
So...

00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:06.527
what makes you so curious
about the tablet?

00:19:06.960 --> 00:19:08.371
Oh! Just, uh...

00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:11.291
Just a hobby, you know?
Kind of an interest of mine.

00:19:11.440 --> 00:19:12.771
I wish I could
talk to these guys.

00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:14.485
Well, you can't.

00:19:14.560 --> 00:19:15.561
Yeah.

00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:17.005
Because they're dead.

00:19:17.080 --> 00:19:18.081
Right.

00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:21.409
But, uh, look at that one.

00:19:21.560 --> 00:19:22.925
Looks like a kid, huh?

00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:26.881
(CHUCKLES)

00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:29.404
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:32.405
You didn't know him,
did you?

00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:35.002
C.J Fredericks.

00:19:35.160 --> 00:19:36.571
He worked here.

00:19:37.760 --> 00:19:39.649
He worked here?
Yeah, when he grew up.

00:19:39.800 --> 00:19:40.881
No.
Yeah.

00:19:41.040 --> 00:19:42.849
He was a night guard.

00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:44.331
Same as you.

00:19:45.360 --> 00:19:47.328
Wait a minute. C.J.

00:19:48.120 --> 00:19:49.929
C.J Fredericks.

00:19:50.280 --> 00:19:51.645
Cecil Fredericks?

00:19:51.800 --> 00:19:54.485
Sexiest night guard
we ever had.

00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:56.483
Present company included.

00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:58.722
Boy, could that man move.

00:19:59.280 --> 00:20:00.611
(MUSIC PLAYING)

00:20:19.480 --> 00:20:20.527
Larry?

00:20:20.680 --> 00:20:21.681
Hey, Cecil.

00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:23.685
My God, it's been years!

00:20:23.840 --> 00:20:25.360
You look like
you're doing pretty good.

00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:27.363
I've still got it, pal.

00:20:27.520 --> 00:20:28.601
What are you doing here?

00:20:28.880 --> 00:20:31.360
I need to talk to you
about the tablet.

00:20:31.520 --> 00:20:33.329
What the heck is
Short Stack doing here?

00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:35.404
Hey, Gus.
You're looking well.

00:20:35.560 --> 00:20:36.607
Reginald.

00:20:37.120 --> 00:20:39.122
Are you here to
frame us again?

00:20:39.280 --> 00:20:40.850
Send us back
to the slammer?

00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:42.968
I didn't frame you.
You were actually stealing.

00:20:43.120 --> 00:20:45.000
And I was the one
that got you
out of jail, so...

00:20:45.080 --> 00:20:47.082
Yeah.
We've got a nice life here.

00:20:47.240 --> 00:20:49.322
The past is the past.
We've moved on.

00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:50.641
I don't think
this guy's moved on.

00:20:50.800 --> 00:20:52.484
Listen to him,
monkey face.

00:20:52.640 --> 00:20:55.041
REGINALD: We've put all that
tablet stuff behind us, Larry.

00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:56.281
It's old news.

00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:59.245
Besides, we really never knew
anything about that old tablet.

00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:00.726
We just worked there.

00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:02.450
Something's up with it.

00:21:03.280 --> 00:21:05.009
I told you,
I can't help you.

00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:08.531
Maybe this kid can.

00:21:14.600 --> 00:21:16.841
Maybe we'd better talk alone.

00:21:17.440 --> 00:21:19.647
CECIL: Expedition like that
is a pretty amazing thing...

00:21:19.840 --> 00:21:21.285
for a 12-year-old boy.

00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:23.363
I tried to move on...

00:21:23.520 --> 00:21:26.251
but there was something
about that tablet.

00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:30.007
It's turning green,
like some sort of corrosion.

00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:34.407
And something's happening
to Teddy and Dexter...

00:21:34.600 --> 00:21:35.647
Jed and Octavius.

00:21:35.800 --> 00:21:37.404
They're all acting weird.

00:21:37.560 --> 00:21:39.961
It's like the green rust
is affecting them.

00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:42.809
"The end will come."

00:21:45.040 --> 00:21:46.041
What?

00:21:46.800 --> 00:21:49.485
The locals, they warned us.

00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:52.291
They begged us to
leave that tomb alone.

00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:55.523
I thought it meant
the end of the world.

00:21:56.720 --> 00:21:58.131
But maybe it meant
the end...

00:21:59.320 --> 00:22:00.765
End of the magic?

00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:01.961
We should have listened.

00:22:02.800 --> 00:22:04.325
Should have listened.

00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:07.563
Instead, we shipped Ahk and
the tablet off to New York...

00:22:07.760 --> 00:22:09.569
and his folks
to England.

00:22:09.760 --> 00:22:11.000
Wait. Wait.

00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:12.924
Ahkmenrah's parents
are in England?

00:22:13.080 --> 00:22:14.923
It was a joint expedition.

00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:17.321
Some of the artifacts
stayed in Egypt.

00:22:17.520 --> 00:22:21.286
The rest was divided up between
New York and the British Museum.

00:22:21.800 --> 00:22:24.326
Ahk said that his father knew
the secrets of the tablet.

00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:27.250
I think I have
to go talk to him.

00:22:27.560 --> 00:22:29.050
I need you to listen to me.
Uh...

00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:32.323
Our esteemed chairwoman
asked for my resignation.

00:22:32.480 --> 00:22:35.768
She said, since the Night
Program was my brainchild...

00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:38.491
that the buck starts
and stops with me.

00:22:38.640 --> 00:22:40.608
I can fix it.
How?

00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:44.004
I need you to let me take the
tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.

00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:48.167
Sorry.
I'm just processing that.

00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:49.844
(IMITATING
ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

00:22:50.480 --> 00:22:51.925
(ROBOTIC VOICE)
Input data analysis.

00:22:52.120 --> 00:22:53.645
(NORMAL VOICE)
I've just told you
I'm being fired,

00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:55.051
and the first thing
you ask...

00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:58.124
is if I'd allow you to take
some priceless artifacts...

00:22:58.280 --> 00:22:59.361
away with you on holiday.

00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:01.847
Yes. Please.
No way, José.

00:23:02.040 --> 00:23:03.760
I'm asking you to please
go with me on this.

00:23:03.800 --> 00:23:05.802
Nah.
Please.

00:23:05.960 --> 00:23:07.769
Can't do it, dude.

00:23:08.040 --> 00:23:09.041
Bye.

00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:13.761
Are you gonna mug me?
What?

00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:15.365
I don't know.
Just be prepared.

00:23:15.520 --> 00:23:17.522
I need you to listen to me.
Oh.

00:23:17.600 --> 00:23:18.601
Okay?
Yep.

00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:20.330
You want to know the truth?
Go on.

00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:22.608
Truth is, the tablet...

00:23:23.320 --> 00:23:25.163
The tablet is actually magic.

00:23:26.600 --> 00:23:29.080
Things really do
come to life at night.

00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:31.608
It's special effects.
It's not special effects.

00:23:31.800 --> 00:23:32.847
How could it be
special effects?

00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:33.921
How could it not
be special effects?

00:23:34.080 --> 00:23:35.491
Because it isn't!
Of course it is!

00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:37.967
I'm telling you,
this is what happens.
What?

00:23:38.120 --> 00:23:40.009
Sun goes down...

00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:41.764
the tablet starts to glow...

00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.369
everything comes to life.

00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:48.644
Sure.
It's real.

00:23:48.800 --> 00:23:50.165
"Tablet starts to glow."

00:23:50.360 --> 00:23:52.203
Now I know
you're mental.

00:23:52.360 --> 00:23:53.486
Look, Leslie...
(YELPS)

00:23:53.640 --> 00:23:55.642
Listen to me.
I'm not gonna hurt you.

00:23:55.800 --> 00:23:57.609
I know. Just...

00:23:58.360 --> 00:23:59.441
What?

00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:04.043
Listen, nobody cares about this
place as much as we do, right?

00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:05.281
Yeah.

00:24:05.440 --> 00:24:06.487
If you don't help me...

00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:08.520
everything that's special
about it might stop...

00:24:08.600 --> 00:24:10.443
and it may never come back.

00:24:10.600 --> 00:24:11.806
I'm not asking you
to understand,

00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:14.201
I'm just asking you
to trust me.

00:24:20.360 --> 00:24:22.806
I'd like to help you...

00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:25.406
but I don't even
work here anymore.

00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:29.925
British Museum
doesn't know that.

00:24:30.520 --> 00:24:33.126
The mummy and the tablet,
both.

00:24:33.800 --> 00:24:35.040
Classic conservation job...

00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:36.890
under authority
of me, of course...

00:24:37.040 --> 00:24:39.964
the director of this museum,
which I still am.

00:24:40.160 --> 00:24:41.491
Yep, okay.

00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:47.401
You're in.

00:24:48.040 --> 00:24:49.565
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

00:25:12.600 --> 00:25:14.921
I really could have just
stayed by myself in New York.

00:25:15.080 --> 00:25:17.401
Yeah. No,
that wasn't gonna happen.

00:25:17.560 --> 00:25:18.971
Beautiful, huh?
Yeah.

00:25:19.160 --> 00:25:20.321
The River Thames.

00:25:20.600 --> 00:25:23.206
Isn't this cool, man,
you and me in London?

00:25:23.640 --> 00:25:24.687
Huh?
Yeah.

00:25:24.840 --> 00:25:28.561
Hey, I've been thinking
about that, uh, year off.

00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:30.881
Yeah?

00:25:31.320 --> 00:25:32.560
I think it could be cool.

00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:35.004
Yeah?
Yeah.

00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:36.531
What are you thinking?

00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:39.209
Yeah. Uh... Wow.

00:25:39.360 --> 00:25:41.840
I think I want
to DJ in lbiza.

00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.001
In lbiza?

00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:45.686
lbiza, it's a small island
off the coast of Spain.

00:25:45.840 --> 00:25:47.604
Do you speak Spanish?
No.

00:25:47.760 --> 00:25:49.800
But that's
the beautiful thing.
It's about the music.

00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:51.723
It's not inhibited
by the language barrier.

00:25:52.080 --> 00:25:53.764
No, but you are.

00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:55.160
Do you speak in beats?
Why are you freaking out?

00:25:55.360 --> 00:25:56.850
You just said this was
a really cool idea.

00:25:57.000 --> 00:25:58.001
I'm not freaking out.

00:25:58.200 --> 00:25:59.880
I just want to understand
what the plan is.

00:26:00.040 --> 00:26:01.769
You didn't go to college.

00:26:01.920 --> 00:26:04.201
Wait, now we're talking about
not going to college at all?

00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:06.489
Maybe. I don't know.
Nicky.

00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:08.611
Nicky. That's not...

00:26:08.760 --> 00:26:11.570
Dad, you didn't go to college.
You turned out fine.

00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:15.008
I turned out okay after about
20 years in a lot of dead ends.

00:26:15.160 --> 00:26:16.730
Whatever, man.

00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:18.928
Don't worry about me.
It's fine.

00:26:19.080 --> 00:26:20.560
Hey, I'm always
gonna worry about you.

00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:21.881
I'm your dad.
Thanks.

00:26:23.360 --> 00:26:24.805
Sun is going down.
We should get going.

00:26:24.880 --> 00:26:25.881
All right.

00:26:35.520 --> 00:26:37.080
NICK: Dad, what's the
plan here, anyway?

00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:39.720
LARRY: When the tablet
brings Ahkmenrah to life,
he's gonna sneak us in.

00:26:39.880 --> 00:26:40.881
Now, get down.
What?

00:26:41.040 --> 00:26:43.850
LARRY: Just get down!
Come on, man.
Part of the adventure.

00:26:53.520 --> 00:26:55.443
Hello. Welcome to
the British Museum.

00:26:55.520 --> 00:26:56.521
My name's Tilly.

00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:57.841
Hi. Thank you.

00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.128
I'm Larry Daley from
Natural History, New York.

00:27:00.280 --> 00:27:01.645
Yeah, yeah.
I got a delivery...

00:27:01.800 --> 00:27:03.609
for your
conservation department.

00:27:03.760 --> 00:27:05.410
All right!

00:27:05.600 --> 00:27:08.001
So they let you travel?

00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:09.241
This is kind of unusual.

00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:11.647
Well, they let me travel.
You know where?

00:27:11.800 --> 00:27:15.122
No.
Home. Here. Home.

00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:16.926
Back here.

00:27:17.080 --> 00:27:18.764
Off to the toot-toot.

00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:20.570
Five-minute maximum.
(SCOFFS)

00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:21.641
(FORCED CHUCKLE)

00:27:21.720 --> 00:27:24.769
So that must be well wicked
being a security guard
in America.

00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:27.645
Uh...
With your gun,
with a silencer,

00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:28.721
with your ninja swords.

00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:30.240
Right.
(IMITATING BLADES WHOOSHING)

00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:32.689
That's not even
a little bit true.

00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:36.123
The only thing
that I got is this.

00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:38.809
Oh.
Hammer! It's for...

00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:42.328
and I quote, "minor repairs
and beautifications"

00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:43.731
to the shack.

00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:45.086
Oh...

00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:47.364
You just hit things?

00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:50.051
Yeah, that's catchy.

00:27:50.320 --> 00:27:51.606
Basically worthless.

00:27:51.760 --> 00:27:53.250
I can't believe we're
actually still talking.

00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:55.090
It's great, though, innit?
It is.

00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:57.004
This is the most
conversation I've had

00:27:57.080 --> 00:27:58.730
in the three years
that I've worked here.

00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:00.689
I feel a connection, too.

00:28:00.840 --> 00:28:03.969
Is it cool if
I just make my drop?

00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:05.844
Oh, yeah.
Wonderful.

00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.570
But I will have to confirm.

00:28:07.800 --> 00:28:10.007
Actually,
that's not necessary...

00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:12.970
because they've
already confirmed it
on the slip I gave you.

00:28:13.120 --> 00:28:14.770
Yeah, all right.
Confirming.

00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:16.530
Okay.
TILLY: All right.

00:28:16.600 --> 00:28:18.284
(KEYPAD BEEPING)
(LINE RINGING)

00:28:18.520 --> 00:28:20.249
<i>DR. MCPHEE: Hello.
This is Dr. McPhee.</i>

00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:22.084
It's the British Museum, sir.

00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:25.289
I'm just confirming a delivery
to our conservation department.

00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:27.090
<i>Yes, I signed
the paperwork.</i>

00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:29.163
<i>Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a museum to run.</i>

00:28:29.320 --> 00:28:32.483
You, boy,
get those grubby fingers
off my Ming vase.

00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:34.210
See? Bye.

00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:35.721
All right.

00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:38.843
Good?
All right, you is legit.

00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:40.490
I is legit.

00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:42.130
Wonderful.
Confirm it.

00:28:42.320 --> 00:28:43.810
Thank you.
All right,
I'll open the gate.

00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:44.881
Okay-

00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.689
TILLY: Yeah, so, like,
my boyfriend...

00:28:46.840 --> 00:28:48.569
he doesn't really like
the way I do my hair.

00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:51.371
Says it looks like a golden
poo sitting on my shoulder.

00:28:51.520 --> 00:28:53.522
But I really enjoy it.
Mmm-hmm.

00:28:55.280 --> 00:28:56.964
Bye, Larry!

00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:13.770
(SNORING)

00:29:43.240 --> 00:29:44.287
I'm not an expert...

00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:47.091
but this is feeling, just,
really against the law.

00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:49.686
No, they have a totally
different legal system here.

00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:51.321
Okay-

00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:52.481
How we doing?

00:29:52.600 --> 00:29:53.601
All clear.

00:29:53.760 --> 00:29:55.046
All right, let's go.

00:29:55.320 --> 00:29:57.482
Larry, the others felt,
perhaps,
we could use some help.

00:29:57.560 --> 00:29:58.561
The others?

00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:00.729
Lawrence,
I couldn't sit idly by.

00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:02.450
Our very survival
is at stake.

00:30:02.600 --> 00:30:04.489
All right.
Hey, Teddy. Good.

00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:06.324
Good man to have
in a crisis.

00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:09.086
Attila.

00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:10.601
Okay, a little muscle.

00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:12.441
SACAJAWEA:
Hi, Larry.

00:30:12.520 --> 00:30:15.091
That is a deceptively
large box.

00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:17.242
Obviously, we came along, too!

00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:19.323
You know you'd be lost
without us, Gigantor.

00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:20.720
Are you serious?

00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:21.921
(CHATTERING)

00:30:22.120 --> 00:30:24.043
And the monkey.
All right,
basically everyone.

00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:26.441
Dada!

00:30:26.520 --> 00:30:28.488
Oh! No, no.

00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:31.771
No possible
benefit whatsoever.

00:30:32.120 --> 00:30:33.645
He really wanted to come.

00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:34.721
(LARRY SIGHS)

00:30:36.760 --> 00:30:37.807
Yeah, this is my son...

00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:39.450
my actual son, Nicky.

00:30:39.800 --> 00:30:41.928
Nicky, this is Laaa.
What's up?

00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:43.001
(GRUNTS)

00:30:43.800 --> 00:30:45.325
He's just tracking me.

00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:46.811
(IMITATING MOCKINGLY)

00:30:47.600 --> 00:30:48.761
Laaa.
(GRUNTS)

00:30:49.560 --> 00:30:50.561
TEDDY:
So, Lawrence...

00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:51.801
what's the plan of attack?

00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:54.725
We need to get to
the Egyptian wing,
find Ahk's father...

00:30:55.520 --> 00:30:57.568
and hopefully get
the tablet fixed.
Huh?

00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:00.085
(GIGGLING)
LARRY: All of us.

00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:05.848
Laaa, that's not for eating.
That's not food.

00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.047
Don't...

00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.084
You know what?
I got a job for you.

00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:10.321
Come on, come on.

00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:15.881
Come on.

00:31:16.040 --> 00:31:18.884
I want you to stay here
and watch this door, okay?

00:31:19.040 --> 00:31:21.407
Make sure nobody
comes in or out. Okay?

00:31:21.560 --> 00:31:23.244
Good.
You're gonna be a guard,
just like me.

00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:24.965
All right.
(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)

00:31:25.320 --> 00:31:26.685
No. Come here.

00:31:26.840 --> 00:31:28.444
Stay here...

00:31:28.520 --> 00:31:29.567
and put your hands
on the door.

00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:30.767
Good, stay.
Stay!

00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:32.649
Good. That's right.
You stay here.

00:31:32.800 --> 00:31:33.961
Stay here.

00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:35.400
Stay. Right.

00:31:35.800 --> 00:31:37.689
No. Stay.

00:31:37.840 --> 00:31:39.046
Stay!
Stay.

00:31:39.360 --> 00:31:41.840
Look there. Good. Stay.

00:31:42.040 --> 00:31:43.690
No. Good. Stay.

00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:45.211
No. Stay.

00:31:45.360 --> 00:31:46.486
Stay!

00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:48.130
Don't... Don't move.

00:31:48.280 --> 00:31:49.280
Don't move.

00:31:49.320 --> 00:31:51.482
No. Good. Okay.

00:31:54.800 --> 00:31:56.290
Okay, listen up, guys.

00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:57.930
This place is waking up
for the first time...

00:31:58.080 --> 00:32:01.721
and we have no idea
what's out there,
so stay together, all right?

00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:06.801
(ATTILA SPEAKING
IN LOCAL DIALECT)

00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:08.240
LARRY: I know
it's spooky, big guy.

00:32:08.280 --> 00:32:10.169
Just stay close.

00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:12.011
(DEXTER CHATTERING)

00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:26.726
JEDEDIAH: What kind of haunted
hootenanny is this, boys?

00:32:31.080 --> 00:32:33.481
We're all finding this
super creepy, right?

00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:35.810
LARRY: They're just
a little freaked out.

00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:39.123
First time we came alive
it took some getting used to.

00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:42.969
Hey, there.
Just heading to Egypt.

00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:47.449
Come on. This way.
(ANIMALS GRUNTING)

00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:54.410
(LOUD THUDDING)

00:32:57.280 --> 00:32:58.850
(THUDDING CONTINUES)

00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.491
Hear that?

00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:02.801
Hear what?

00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:07.641
That.

00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:09.685
(GROWLING)

00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:12.645
(WHISPERING)
We'll just be down here
if anyone needs us.

00:33:12.840 --> 00:33:15.127
We're not scared.
It's just more comfortable.

00:33:15.280 --> 00:33:16.361
TEDDY: Lawrence...

00:33:16.520 --> 00:33:18.720
I think it's safe to say that
we're in a bit of trouble.

00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:21.968
I know how
to handle this guy.

00:33:22.120 --> 00:33:23.360
You mind?
(SNORTING)

00:33:24.320 --> 00:33:25.367
Thanks.

00:33:26.040 --> 00:33:27.121
What are you doing?

00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:30.006
How do you think
I tamed your pal Rexy?

00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:33.001
Hi, there.

00:33:34.280 --> 00:33:36.681
I bet you're not
so mean, are you?
Huh?

00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:38.729
I bet you're not so mean.

00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.201
No, you're just
a little puppy, right?

00:33:41.600 --> 00:33:43.204
You're just a little puppy
who wants to play.

00:33:43.360 --> 00:33:45.044
You want to play, huh?

00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:46.247
Want to play fetch?

00:33:46.360 --> 00:33:47.407
Yeah?

00:33:47.560 --> 00:33:49.085
You want to play
with this bone?

00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:50.241
Ah! Yeah!

00:33:50.320 --> 00:33:52.402
(WHINING EXCITEDLY)
Here you go. Go fetch.

00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:54.161
Go fetch!

00:34:00.120 --> 00:34:01.360
(GAGGING)

00:34:01.840 --> 00:34:03.444
Lawrence?
Yeah?

00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:05.722
May I suggest
a different plan?
What?

00:34:06.120 --> 00:34:08.009
(ROARING)
Run!

00:34:14.560 --> 00:34:15.925
(ALL PANTING)

00:34:17.720 --> 00:34:19.165
(ROARING CONTINUES)

00:34:22.720 --> 00:34:24.449
Close it, close it!

00:34:31.040 --> 00:34:33.327
Okay. I think we're...

00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:36.484
(GROANING)

00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:39.768
Get back!
Everybody, get back!

00:34:50.720 --> 00:34:52.722
All right.
You don't want to fetch?

00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:54.450
Fetch on this.
What?

00:34:54.520 --> 00:34:55.521
(SHOUTING)

00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.442
Oh! Oh! Ah!

00:34:59.600 --> 00:35:01.011
Oh, that's close!
Need some help?

00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:02.771
What?
Move.

00:35:06.200 --> 00:35:07.201
(GRUNTING)

00:35:14.520 --> 00:35:15.521
(LAUGHS)

00:35:17.200 --> 00:35:18.201
(ATTILA SHOUTING
IN LOCAL DIALECT)

00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:19.811
Whoa!
(GROANS)

00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:21.361
Attila, you okay?

00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:23.361
Whoa.

00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:24.930
Oh!

00:35:25.040 --> 00:35:26.041
(GASPS)

00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:36.091
(KNIGHT LAUGHING)

00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.803
You might want to...
No.

00:35:41.760 --> 00:35:42.966
Here...

00:35:43.160 --> 00:35:44.366
hold this.
(GROANS)

00:35:46.160 --> 00:35:47.491
(WHINING)

00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:53.408
That was actually very cool.

00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.088
Sir Lancelot,
at your service.

00:35:57.240 --> 00:35:58.765
Thank you.
That was amazing.

00:35:59.120 --> 00:36:00.240
TEDDY: Theodore Roosevelt...

00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.322
President of the United
States of America.

00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:04.209
I have no idea
what that means.

00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:05.805
I'm Larry,
and this is my son, Nick.

00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:07.405
You have
a noble face, Nick.

00:36:07.600 --> 00:36:08.681
Thanks.
Thanks for the help.

00:36:08.840 --> 00:36:09.841
Now, you...

00:36:10.680 --> 00:36:13.047
You remind me of a man
I once knew at Camelot.

00:36:13.200 --> 00:36:14.201
Really?

00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.410
One of the Knights
of the Round Table?

00:36:17.560 --> 00:36:18.561
No, Erik.

00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:19.801
Erik?

00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:21.966
Our fool.

00:36:22.120 --> 00:36:23.326
He was the funniest fool
I ever met.

00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.448
He was so good,
he didn't even
have to do anything.

00:36:25.600 --> 00:36:27.807
He could just walk into
a room and you'd laugh.

00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:29.331
Hmm.
(CHUCKLES)

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.610
You have what he had.
The gift.
That's weird.

00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:34.603
You could be a fool.
I don't know about that.

00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:36.040
Oh, come on,
of course you could!

00:36:36.080 --> 00:36:39.971
We'd get you one of
those hats with the funny
little dangly bells.

00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:41.487
Dangly bells?

00:36:41.600 --> 00:36:42.601
(LAUGHS)

00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:44.290
(CHUCKLING)
Hmm?

00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:46.006
"Dangly bells."

00:36:46.160 --> 00:36:47.924
Didn't I tell you?
The gift.

00:36:48.080 --> 00:36:50.208
He does what
seems like nothing.

00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:51.725
A sort of deadpan...

00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:53.211
tiny little...

00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:54.327
"Hmm." "Hmm."

00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:56.602
Expressionless,
you know, sort of a...

00:36:56.720 --> 00:36:57.926
"Hmm. Hmm."

00:36:58.000 --> 00:36:59.001
sort of thing.

00:36:59.160 --> 00:37:00.571
Just like Erik.

00:37:00.720 --> 00:37:03.007
Sounds like a great guy.
We got to get going, so...

00:37:03.160 --> 00:37:04.207
Ah, Camelot.

00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:05.361
Okay-

00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:08.529
Someday, I shall return
to its mighty towers...

00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.240
to King Arthur...

00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:12.285
and Queen Guinevere.

00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:13.441
Sweet...

00:37:13.600 --> 00:37:15.284
beauteous Guinevere.

00:37:15.600 --> 00:37:18.285
But I'm sworn not to until
I have completed my quest.

00:37:18.560 --> 00:37:21.131
I must find the Holy Grail.

00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:23.040
Well, good luck with that.

00:37:23.200 --> 00:37:24.361
And thanks for
the help again.

00:37:24.520 --> 00:37:26.120
We got to get to Egypt,
so we'll see you.

00:37:26.200 --> 00:37:28.407
I will lead you.
No, it's okay.

00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:30.126
Halt, Dangly Bells!

00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:32.089
There is strange
magic in the air,

00:37:32.160 --> 00:37:34.003
and dangerous
beasts are afoot.

00:37:34.160 --> 00:37:36.049
It is the duty of
a true knight...

00:37:36.200 --> 00:37:38.680
to protect and care
for those in need.

00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:39.841
We're off.

00:37:41.640 --> 00:37:43.449
I guess
he's coming with us.

00:37:45.720 --> 00:37:46.846
Larry!

00:37:47.680 --> 00:37:49.011
(SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT)

00:37:49.160 --> 00:37:50.650
Jed and Octavius?
(CONTINUES)

00:37:51.240 --> 00:37:52.924
They must have fallen out
while we were running.

00:37:53.040 --> 00:37:54.087
Jed?

00:37:54.160 --> 00:37:55.685
Octavius!

00:37:59.240 --> 00:38:00.651
Jedediah!

00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:02.805
Jed!
Octo!

00:38:08.080 --> 00:38:09.320
LARRY: Oh, no.

00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.166
NICK: Is that Octavius's cape?

00:38:18.560 --> 00:38:19.561
Here.

00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:22.091
Nicky.
Yeah.

00:38:25.040 --> 00:38:26.041
Guys?

00:38:28.680 --> 00:38:29.681
(BOTH SCREAMING)

00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.525
Gigantor!

00:38:32.680 --> 00:38:33.920
Jed?

00:38:34.120 --> 00:38:36.248
They won't last long
in those heating vents,
Lawrence.

00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:40.724
At their size,
they'll bake like tiny little
scarabs in the Sinai.

00:38:43.720 --> 00:38:44.960
Too dark?

00:38:53.640 --> 00:38:54.971
Ah!

00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:00.040
(WIND HOWLING)

00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:02.251
(SOFT WHIRRING)

00:39:02.520 --> 00:39:03.806
(SCREAMING LOUDLY)

00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:06.365
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:07.845
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:12.004
This is the end, boy!

00:39:12.200 --> 00:39:14.646
This is the last roundup!

00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:17.050
Hold my hand!

00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:19.810
Why?

00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:22.285
Never mind.

00:39:23.120 --> 00:39:24.406
(BEEPING)

00:39:30.160 --> 00:39:31.286
(BOTH GROAN)

00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.400
JEDEDIAH: We're a long
way from home, boy.

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:42.681
Did you ask me
to hold your hand?

00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:45.001
No.

00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.200
Mmm-hmm.

00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:50.285
ATTILA: (SHOUTING)
Jedo!

00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:52.845
Octo!

00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:56.360
(SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT)

00:39:57.200 --> 00:39:59.680
They could be anywhere between
here and the intake vent.

00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.162
(CHATTERING)
What do you see, Dex?

00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:03.611
You know he's a monkey,
Lawrence.

00:40:03.680 --> 00:40:04.727
He can't talk.

00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:08.240
No, but he can fit.

00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:11.048
Nicky...
give me your phone.

00:40:13.040 --> 00:40:14.804
Why?
For Dex.

00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:17.044
I don't understand one thing
that's going on here.

00:40:17.200 --> 00:40:19.771
I don't, either.
Dad, what's going on?

00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:23.770
I'm sort of set up
to track your phone.

00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:26.320
You're sort of set up
to track my phone?
You track my phone?

00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:28.050
Yeah, I'm your dad.
I'm looking out for you.

00:40:28.200 --> 00:40:29.201
No. No. Hold up.

00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:30.481
"Spying on" is not
the same thing

00:40:30.560 --> 00:40:32.005
as just looking
out for someone.

00:40:32.200 --> 00:40:33.440
You'll get it back,
I promise.

00:40:33.600 --> 00:40:36.046
But right now,
it's going on
the monkey's back.

00:40:36.240 --> 00:40:37.730
All right.
Dex, come here.

00:40:39.640 --> 00:40:41.005
Thanks, man.

00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:44.765
Listen. I need you to go down
there and find them, all right?

00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:46.530
Think you can handle it?
(CHATTERING)

00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:48.887
Good man.

00:40:49.040 --> 00:40:50.087
Stay safe.

00:41:10.160 --> 00:41:11.810
I think
it's right here.

00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:12.881
(LAUGHS)

00:41:14.640 --> 00:41:15.721
"Right here."

00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:17.166
Classic.

00:41:17.640 --> 00:41:19.608
Ah, the gift of laughter.

00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:21.728
Thank you, Dangly Bells.

00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:34.930
(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)

00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:38.406
First quest?

00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:41.331
Uh, not exactly.

00:41:41.480 --> 00:41:43.050
I thought you
were going to Egypt.

00:41:43.200 --> 00:41:45.009
We are, but we got
to do this first.

00:41:45.160 --> 00:41:46.446
That's not how
a quest works.

00:41:46.600 --> 00:41:50.525
A quest is one thing.
It's not, like,
"Holy Grail and a monkey."

00:41:51.160 --> 00:41:52.161
Yeah, well,
my guys are missing

00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:53.400
and Dexter's
gonna find them.

00:41:54.640 --> 00:41:56.768
SIR LANCELOT:
What is the quest? Gold?

00:41:56.960 --> 00:41:58.246
Fountain of Youth?

00:41:58.520 --> 00:41:59.521
Magic tablet.

00:41:59.600 --> 00:42:01.523
It's that thing
Ahk is holding.

00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.763
It shouldn't be too hard
to take it from him.

00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:07.689
He seems well-toned
and lean...

00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:09.490
but weak.

00:42:09.640 --> 00:42:13.087
It would be like taking candy
from a feeble Egyptian baby.

00:42:13.240 --> 00:42:14.969
No, we're not trying
to take it,
we're trying to fix it.

00:42:15.120 --> 00:42:16.724
There's something
wrong with it.

00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:18.484
It's kind of complicated.

00:42:18.680 --> 00:42:22.605
It might be less complicated
if you stopped
following a chimpanzee.

00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:25.843
He's not a chimpanzee,
he's a capuchin.

00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:29.845
The fool seems agitated.

00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:31.206
That's often his way.

00:42:31.560 --> 00:42:33.050
But I assure you,
he's no fool.

00:42:33.640 --> 00:42:35.881
Is it true what he says?

00:42:36.040 --> 00:42:38.771
The tablet that
you carry is magic?

00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:40.160
It is, indeed.

00:42:40.520 --> 00:42:44.206
Everything around you
has come to life tonight
for the very first time...

00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.727
all because of this tablet.
(SCREECHING)

00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:48.161
(ATTILA MUTTERING)

00:42:51.520 --> 00:42:53.090
Amazing.

00:42:54.160 --> 00:42:55.366
Then they're not real?

00:42:55.520 --> 00:42:57.488
They're as real
as any of us.

00:42:57.640 --> 00:42:59.324
Yes, but we're real people.

00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:00.720
They're just things.

00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:03.010
And they don't even know.

00:43:03.160 --> 00:43:05.288
They must be
unbelievably stupid.

00:43:05.680 --> 00:43:08.081
It can be confusing
at first.

00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:09.281
(CROAKING)

00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.124
Hello, frog!

00:43:11.280 --> 00:43:12.441
Keep hopping!

00:43:12.600 --> 00:43:13.840
You're real!

00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:16.401
Guys, I think we're gonna
have to cut through Asia.

00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:19.961
Not a clue.

00:43:20.120 --> 00:43:21.246
None.

00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:32.209
I can't really see much.

00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:34.647
We could jump down,
hope for the best.

00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.446
But we have no idea
what's down there.

00:43:37.520 --> 00:43:38.726
(METAL CREAKING)

00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:44.521
We don't know
what's up here, either.

00:43:46.720 --> 00:43:48.006
(SCREAMING)

00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:50.850
(CHATTERING)

00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:01.289
This is a Roman city.

00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.364
I can feel the familiar pull of
history in its very foundations.

00:44:05.520 --> 00:44:07.568
Where the heck
is everybody?

00:44:09.120 --> 00:44:11.805
I've seen this town before,
I'm sure of it.

00:44:13.560 --> 00:44:14.561
Romans?

00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:24.842
I see you have the name
of a lady on your arm.

00:44:25.520 --> 00:44:26.931
Andrea. Yeah.

00:44:27.560 --> 00:44:30.484
So this Lady Andrea
is your Guinevere.

00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:33.241
Does any man stand between
you and your ladylove?

00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:36.240
Yeah, actually.
My dad kind of messed
things up the other night.

00:44:36.560 --> 00:44:38.164
Nick.
Oh, we're stopping.

00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:40.647
Let no man stand between
you and your destiny.

00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:43.644
Oh, "destiny" may be
overstating it a bit.

00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:45.290
We just have
calculus together.

00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:46.680
It's more one of those...

00:44:46.880 --> 00:44:48.370
fleeting moments
of eye contact.

00:44:48.520 --> 00:44:49.680
"Who's gonna
look away first?"

00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:52.081
But I get you. No man...

00:44:53.040 --> 00:44:54.485
Good.
Okay.

00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:04.721
"liepwop."

00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:07.649
liepwop.

00:45:08.080 --> 00:45:09.161
Doesn't ring a bell.

00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:10.566
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:13.604
Now who's this
son of a gun?

00:45:13.680 --> 00:45:15.011
(CONTINUES SHOUTING)

00:45:15.520 --> 00:45:17.648
(MUFFLED) Pompeii!
I'm sorry.

00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:19.962
I'm having trouble hearing you!
Pompeii!

00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:21.885
<i>No comprendo, amigo...</i>

00:45:22.040 --> 00:45:24.884
because you got the thing
in front of you!

00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:26.530
(CROWD CLAMOURING)
What are they doing?

00:45:27.040 --> 00:45:29.930
Where in the blazes
are they stampeding off to?

00:45:30.120 --> 00:45:32.282
Was it something we said?

00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:33.447
(ROARING)

00:45:33.520 --> 00:45:35.045
(LAUGHING)
(ROARING)

00:45:36.040 --> 00:45:37.485
Come on back to liepwop!

00:45:37.640 --> 00:45:39.688
There's plenty of room!
Come on back!

00:45:40.200 --> 00:45:41.850
They're as crazy
as road lizards.

00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:43.923
People are strange.

00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:48.367
Oh.

00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:50.841
Hey, guy-
We're just passing through.

00:45:51.120 --> 00:45:52.121
(CHATTERING)

00:45:52.280 --> 00:45:54.328
It's a Garuda from Tibet.
A Garuda?

00:45:54.520 --> 00:45:56.249
Hi, Garuda.
How you doing?

00:45:56.440 --> 00:45:57.680
Garuda! How you doing?

00:45:57.760 --> 00:45:58.761
Cool, great.

00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:01.371
Okay. We just...

00:46:02.600 --> 00:46:04.960
You know what?
We just got to get through.
I don't have time.

00:46:05.120 --> 00:46:06.770
Please. Okay.

00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:08.524
(CONTINUES CHATTERING)

00:46:10.640 --> 00:46:11.880
I'm not gonna play
this game with you.

00:46:11.960 --> 00:46:13.246
I got to go through. Really.

00:46:24.680 --> 00:46:26.523
(WHISPERING)
Get back.

00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:32.042
A dragon.
No, it's not a dragon.
It's a...

00:46:33.880 --> 00:46:35.803
It's a Xiangliu.

00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:37.883
Mythical snake demon.

00:46:38.040 --> 00:46:39.963
It looks like a dragon.
I say we kill it.

00:46:40.160 --> 00:46:41.969
What?
No, it's asleep.

00:46:43.160 --> 00:46:45.208
You're right.
It's not very sporting
to kill it while it's asleep.

00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:46.765
Let's wake it up
and then kill it.

00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:48.649
I shall go first,
and I shall take the boy.

00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:50.760
What are you...? No!
You're not gonna
take the boy.

00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.683
Why not?
Because he's a boy!

00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:54.490
Larry, there comes a time
in every man's life...

00:46:54.640 --> 00:46:56.085
when he must
slay his own dragon.

00:46:56.240 --> 00:46:57.366
Not this kid, all right?

00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:59.681
He still hasn't finished
all his thank-you notes
from his bar mitzvah.

00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:01.649
Anyway, that's just
an expression.

00:47:01.720 --> 00:47:02.721
Not where I come from.

00:47:02.840 --> 00:47:04.649
He's not gonna
slay his dragon right now.

00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:06.171
(SIGHS)
We're gonna
go around it.

00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:08.169
We're gonna go around now,
or else we're gonna
lose the signal.

00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:09.281
Come on.

00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:15.121
liepwop.

00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:16.566
(MUFFLED) Pompeii!

00:47:16.720 --> 00:47:19.564
liepwop. Are you sure you're
reading that right, pal?

00:47:19.640 --> 00:47:20.641
Hmm?

00:47:23.120 --> 00:47:25.600
Pompeii!

00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:29.245
(RUMBLING)

00:47:38.080 --> 00:47:39.241
Oh!

00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:40.847
"Pompeii."

00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:42.291
(BOTH SCREAMING)

00:47:45.640 --> 00:47:46.846
(SNORING)

00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:55.600
(GROANING)

00:47:58.120 --> 00:48:01.044
"Ask not what your country
can do for you... Shh.

00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:04.051
"Ask what you can
do for your country."

00:48:04.640 --> 00:48:05.846
There it goes again!

00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:07.807
(SCREAMING)

00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:09.570
Attila! Shh!

00:48:09.640 --> 00:48:11.005
(INCOHERENT JABBER)

00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:13.442
Teddy!
TEDDY: Charge!

00:48:14.840 --> 00:48:16.285
(ATTILA WHIMPERING)

00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:17.481
Whoa!

00:48:18.320 --> 00:48:19.651
(ROARING)

00:48:20.520 --> 00:48:21.521
(SCREAMING)
SIR LANCELOT: Fantastic!

00:48:21.600 --> 00:48:22.601
It's awake!

00:48:22.720 --> 00:48:23.767
Now we can kill it!

00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:25.881
A-ha!

00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:27.807
(GRUNTING)

00:48:34.760 --> 00:48:35.761
Whoa!

00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:37.405
Attila!
NICK: Dad!

00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:39.566
Nicky!
(GRUNTING)

00:48:40.240 --> 00:48:41.241
I'll get the boy!

00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:42.321
(GROANING)

00:48:46.520 --> 00:48:48.568
Ever used a blade?
Only in <i>World of Warcraft!</i>

00:48:48.720 --> 00:48:49.767
You're about to learn.

00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:51.921
(GRUNTING)

00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:53.525
(BOTH SCREAMING)

00:49:08.640 --> 00:49:09.880
(WHIMPERING)

00:49:12.720 --> 00:49:16.486
"The only thing we have
to fear is fear itself!"

00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:21.286
"Doing a heck of a job,
Brownie."

00:49:22.080 --> 00:49:23.081
(GRUNTS)

00:49:23.560 --> 00:49:25.210
(TEDDY CONTINUES JABBERING)

00:49:30.160 --> 00:49:31.400
(MOANS)

00:49:50.160 --> 00:49:51.241
Behind you!

00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:52.481
Duck!

00:49:54.520 --> 00:49:55.521
(SHOUTING VICTORIOUSLY)

00:49:57.680 --> 00:49:59.409
JEDEDIAH:
Last roundup, kemosabe!

00:49:59.640 --> 00:50:01.927
Time to slap on
the barbecue sauce, boy!

00:50:02.200 --> 00:50:03.201
Huh? What?

00:50:05.240 --> 00:50:06.605
(ROARING)

00:50:12.160 --> 00:50:13.605
(ROARING)

00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:23.323
No, no! You wouldn't!

00:50:25.080 --> 00:50:26.161
He must!

00:50:33.520 --> 00:50:37.047
Clear!

00:50:41.600 --> 00:50:42.601
(SHOUTING)

00:50:57.440 --> 00:51:00.171
We must never speak
of what happened here today.

00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:04.085
Come on!
That wasn't necessary!

00:51:04.160 --> 00:51:05.207
It's out!

00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:06.327
(GROANING)

00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:11.810
These things
really do save lives.

00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:13.206
(CHATTERING)

00:51:19.520 --> 00:51:20.521
Are you all right?

00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:22.001
(GRUNTS)

00:51:22.080 --> 00:51:23.491
Are you all right,
my dear?

00:51:25.000 --> 00:51:27.048
You okay?
Yeah, thanks.

00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:30.481
You fought bravely, sire.

00:51:31.200 --> 00:51:32.440
One day, I promise you,

00:51:32.520 --> 00:51:34.560
we shall drink dragon's blood
from the victor's cup.

00:51:35.680 --> 00:51:38.570
I'm good with just, like,
soda or water, too.

00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:40.728
But I like the energy
we got going.

00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:43.451
From now on, you must
choose your own path.

00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:46.804
And let no man
tell you otherwise.

00:51:50.200 --> 00:51:52.567
We better let Larry know
we're okay.

00:51:52.720 --> 00:51:53.960
Turn around.

00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:56.966
Larry's probably
worried about us.

00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:09.002
How are we going
to find them now?

00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:10.686
Lawrence?

00:52:11.120 --> 00:52:12.929
I fear we've
turned a corner.

00:52:13.080 --> 00:52:15.731
I'm becoming wax again, son.

00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:19.320
All right.
We'll look for them later.

00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:21.044
We got to get
to Egypt now.

00:52:21.640 --> 00:52:24.291
Wait, shouldn't we keep
looking for Jed and Octavius?

00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:25.601
Nick is right.

00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:27.922
A true knight never
shirks his duties.

00:52:28.120 --> 00:52:31.329
If we don't get to Egypt soon
we're not gonna save anybody.

00:52:39.200 --> 00:52:40.884
Dada say, "Stay!"

00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:42.481
Stay!

00:52:42.560 --> 00:52:43.891
(SNIFFING)

00:52:48.720 --> 00:52:50.006
(SIGHS)

00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:55.651
Dada say Laaa no eat.

00:53:00.120 --> 00:53:01.770
Stay, Laaa!

00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:05.811
(GRUNTING)

00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:07.365
(SNIFFING)

00:53:17.240 --> 00:53:18.366
This is it.

00:53:19.320 --> 00:53:21.004
Perhaps I should
accompany you in.

00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:23.203
No, I think
we got it from here.

00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:25.408
Really?
Yeah. No, we're good.

00:53:25.560 --> 00:53:26.686
Right. Well...

00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:29.041
friends...

00:53:29.160 --> 00:53:30.161
Larry...

00:53:30.240 --> 00:53:31.924
clown-faced keeper
of the magic tablet...

00:53:32.600 --> 00:53:34.204
I shall never
forget your bravery.

00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:36.328
Nor your jests.

00:53:36.520 --> 00:53:37.851
Bye.

00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:40.609
I shall not say goodbye.

00:53:40.680 --> 00:53:41.727
I am.
What?

00:53:41.800 --> 00:53:44.167
I'm gonna say goodbye.
I have to go, I'm sorry.

00:53:44.360 --> 00:53:45.441
I'll see you.

00:53:47.560 --> 00:53:49.130
Really, man, thank you.

00:53:49.280 --> 00:53:50.520
For everything.

00:53:54.520 --> 00:53:57.524
I haven't seen these walls
for many a moon.

00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:01.327
Ahkmen?

00:54:02.680 --> 00:54:03.920
Mother.

00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:05.001
Oh!

00:54:05.720 --> 00:54:06.721
(SOBBING)

00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:15.850
Father.

00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:20.009
Welcome home, my son.

00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:27.328
I want you
to meet my friends.

00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:30.444
I am Merenkahre...

00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:33.764
Pharaoh of the Nile and
Father to the Son of the Sun.

00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:36.161
And I am Shepseheret...

00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:38.800
the Glittering Jewel
of the Nine Kingdoms.

00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:40.771
And I am Larry.

00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:42.200
Guardian of Brooklyn.

00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:43.487
Yes.

00:54:43.640 --> 00:54:45.290
I actually live
in Manhattan now.

00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:47.249
I know, but it doesn't
sound as cool.

00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:48.527
Yeah.

00:54:48.720 --> 00:54:51.451
We would be very honored if you
could take a look at the tablet.

00:54:51.640 --> 00:54:52.721
There's something
happening with it.

00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:54.086
We don't understand
what it is.

00:54:54.240 --> 00:54:56.720
You are speaking
with a pharaoh.

00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:58.484
Kiss my staff.

00:55:05.160 --> 00:55:06.286
Is it okay if I don't?

00:55:06.440 --> 00:55:07.851
You will show respect.

00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:10.567
I am the descendant
of Ra, the sun god.

00:55:10.720 --> 00:55:12.802
I understand that
and I totally respect you.

00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:15.247
I just don't pray
to Ra, so...

00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:18.006
The Egyptian gods
are the only true gods.

00:55:18.160 --> 00:55:20.925
Well, we try to stay
a little more open-minded.

00:55:21.080 --> 00:55:24.801
I mean, Sacajawea,
she honors her
spiritual ancestors...

00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:27.486
and you pray to some sort
of goat god, Attila?

00:55:27.640 --> 00:55:29.324
I'm half-lrish,
half-Jewish...

00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:31.289
You are?
I love Jews!

00:55:31.680 --> 00:55:33.364
We owned 40,000 of them!

00:55:33.520 --> 00:55:35.727
Such lovely people.
Here we go.

00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:39.441
They were very happy, always
singing with the candles.

00:55:39.600 --> 00:55:40.840
Yeah. They really
weren't happy.

00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:43.850
Really?
No. They left.

00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:45.684
They spent about 40 years in
the desert trying to escape.

00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:46.807
Oh!
(CHUCKLES)

00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:48.609
Yeah. We have dinner once
a year and talk about it.

00:55:48.760 --> 00:55:50.410
It's a big deal for us.

00:55:50.560 --> 00:55:51.721
Listen, could you take
a look at that tablet?

00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:53.763
There's something
wrong with it.

00:55:59.680 --> 00:56:00.806
It's losing its power.

00:56:01.200 --> 00:56:03.362
Do you think
you could fix it?

00:56:04.720 --> 00:56:07.644
To do that,
I would have to divulge
the secret of the tablet.

00:56:08.640 --> 00:56:10.608
I promise
we won't tell anybody.

00:56:10.720 --> 00:56:11.721
No.

00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:14.726
I'll kiss your staff.

00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:15.801
Too late.

00:56:17.440 --> 00:56:20.808
Father, why do you insist
on keeping this to yourself?

00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:24.328
The secret was to be passed
down to you at the proper time.

00:56:24.520 --> 00:56:27.364
Well, it has been
4,000 years.

00:56:27.520 --> 00:56:29.329
Now seems like a good time.

00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:34.529
You were born at midnight.

00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:36.646
<i>I was Pharaoh...</i>

00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:40.361
<i>and I had seen wonders
most men only dream of.</i>

00:56:40.520 --> 00:56:43.330
<i>But when I first
gazed upon you...</i>
(COOING)

00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:46.044
you were instantly
more precious to me...

00:56:46.200 --> 00:56:48.407
than all the wonders
of the ancient world.

00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:51.726
I knew I could never bear
to say goodbye.

00:56:53.520 --> 00:56:58.003
<i>I commanded the High Priest
to create a gift to you,
my son...</i>

00:56:58.160 --> 00:57:02.085
<i>using all we had learned of the
mysteries of the afterlife.</i>

00:57:02.240 --> 00:57:05.323
<i>Forged in the temple of
Khonsu, god of the moon...</i>

00:57:06.040 --> 00:57:08.000
<i>and watcher over
nighttime travelers...</i> (CHANTING)

00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:13.451
<i>the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.</i>

00:57:13.600 --> 00:57:17.525
<i>Our tomb was designed to channel
Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...</i>

00:57:17.680 --> 00:57:20.445
<i>rejuvenating its powers
every night.</i>

00:57:20.600 --> 00:57:23.331
<i>The moon god bestowed his
power upon the tablet...</i>

00:57:23.480 --> 00:57:25.403
<i>so that, as long as
it bathed in his light...</i>

00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:28.681
<i>our family could
be together forever,</i>

00:57:28.760 --> 00:57:31.240
<i>and not even death
could part us.</i>

00:57:34.560 --> 00:57:36.801
It's been away from
Khonsu's light too long.

00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:42.887
(GASPS)

00:57:47.200 --> 00:57:48.486
My son!

00:57:48.640 --> 00:57:50.529
What is happening to you?

00:57:51.560 --> 00:57:52.721
It needs moonlight...

00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:54.928
otherwise we shall
all be dead by sunrise.

00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:56.441
Hurry!

00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:58.645
If the tablet dies...

00:57:58.800 --> 00:58:00.211
nothing can bring it back!

00:58:03.080 --> 00:58:04.491
(PANTING)

00:58:18.200 --> 00:58:19.247
What are you doing?

00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:20.925
The tablet. Now.

00:58:22.640 --> 00:58:24.802
Wait, listen to me.
That thing is dying.

00:58:24.960 --> 00:58:26.450
If it doesn't
get moonlight...

00:58:26.680 --> 00:58:28.489
everything ends,
like, for real.

00:58:28.640 --> 00:58:30.847
King Arthur wasted years
searching for the Holy Grail.

00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:32.729
To think it was
a tablet all along.

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:34.689
Would you just give it to me?
You don't know
what you're doing!

00:58:34.760 --> 00:58:36.330
My quest is complete.

00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:37.766
I ride for Camelot tonight.

00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:39.251
Just keep it, okay?

00:58:39.400 --> 00:58:40.561
But just put it
in the moonlight

00:58:40.640 --> 00:58:41.926
and turn
that center piece.

00:58:42.120 --> 00:58:44.885
Sorry, not my first quest.

00:58:46.040 --> 00:58:49.123
And by the way,
Erik was much
funnier than you!

00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:51.089
Go get the others.

00:58:51.240 --> 00:58:53.242
We can't let him
leave the building!

00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:06.881
Whoa!
Easy there, partner!
Slow it down!

00:59:07.040 --> 00:59:08.371
I don't know
who you are...

00:59:08.560 --> 00:59:11.211
but I'm pretty dang sure that
tablet don't belong to you.

00:59:11.280 --> 00:59:13.726
(CHUCKLES)
Now wait a second!

00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:16.007
Come back here!
This ain't over!

00:59:16.160 --> 00:59:19.004
You'll rue the day you mocked
us with your huge sword

00:59:19.080 --> 00:59:21.208
and hypnotic blue eyes!

00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:24.925
His eyes are very blue.

00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:32.764
Speak softly
and carry a big stick.

00:59:38.200 --> 00:59:39.884
Lawrence,
we have a problem.

00:59:40.040 --> 00:59:41.963
This one turned
to wax as well.

00:59:42.120 --> 00:59:44.168
I have a saying, too.

00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:47.211
"Speak loudly and
carry a bigger stick."

00:59:48.840 --> 00:59:50.524
(BOTH GROAN)

01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:10.084
It's over there!
You mean up there.

01:00:10.240 --> 01:00:11.401
Come on.

01:00:18.240 --> 01:00:19.287
Got it.

01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:29.891
Teddy.
The tablet, now!

01:00:30.040 --> 01:00:32.122
I shan't ask
you again, fool!

01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:33.691
And this is giving me
a headache!

01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:35.569
Give me the tablet!

01:00:35.720 --> 01:00:36.721
Let me go, Lawrence.

01:00:37.040 --> 01:00:38.530
No! Teddy, no!

01:00:39.680 --> 01:00:40.681
Teddy!

01:00:51.560 --> 01:00:52.561
There.

01:00:55.120 --> 01:00:56.360
(GROANING)

01:01:02.240 --> 01:01:03.605
That'll be mine.

01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:08.046
Hey, that was a good one.

01:01:08.200 --> 01:01:09.440
No idea that would work.

01:01:10.160 --> 01:01:11.685
(TILLY SNORING)

01:01:13.160 --> 01:01:14.366
(SNORTS)

01:01:19.720 --> 01:01:21.085
(LAAA GRUNTING
OVER SPEAKERS)

01:01:25.600 --> 01:01:26.601
Larry!

01:01:26.800 --> 01:01:28.689
Hey, you guys,
how you doing?

01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:29.960
JEDEDIAH:
Still in one piece!

01:01:30.080 --> 01:01:32.162
Octavius, I think
this belongs to you.
Thank you.

01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:33.401
I don't understand.

01:01:33.560 --> 01:01:35.688
Why is Lancelot staying
strong while we get weaker?

01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:36.887
It's his first night.

01:01:37.040 --> 01:01:38.640
Newborns are stronger
but it matters not.

01:01:38.720 --> 01:01:41.451
Unless we succeed, he, too,
will be dead come the dawn.

01:01:41.600 --> 01:01:42.601
LARRY: We can't let him
leave the building.

01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:44.609
Sir, can you go back to Egypt,
in case he comes through there?

01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:46.524
Of course.
Nicky, take Attila,
check the loading dock.

01:01:46.680 --> 01:01:48.682
Got it.
Teddy, go to the South Wing,
cover the side doors.

01:01:48.840 --> 01:01:50.285
I got the main entrance.

01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:56.281
(PANTING)

01:01:56.320 --> 01:01:58.240
SIR LANCELOT:
(SHOUTING) Hi-yeah!
(HORSE NEIGHING)

01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:04.363
You! I knew
you smelled a bit off!

01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:05.441
Didn't you just see that?

01:02:05.600 --> 01:02:06.761
See what?

01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:08.410
The knight on the horse
that just rode through!

01:02:08.560 --> 01:02:10.801
Stop trying to distract me
with your magical fantasy!

01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:13.000
I found your filthy twin,
here, in the freight room!

01:02:13.520 --> 01:02:14.851
He's not my twin.

01:02:15.040 --> 01:02:16.929
I got him, and what could
he say for himself?

01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:18.331
(IMITATING GRUNTING)

01:02:19.560 --> 01:02:22.006
(GRUNTS) Shut up!
Shut up in your face!

01:02:22.160 --> 01:02:23.920
Shut up right now!
Do you want to be smashed?

01:02:24.160 --> 01:02:26.606
Yeah, you can run,
but if you leave
those gates...

01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:28.928
I swear to you,
your hideous doppelganger...

01:02:29.080 --> 01:02:31.481
who looks a lot like the lead
singer of the Counting Crows...

01:02:31.680 --> 01:02:32.806
will get it!

01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:34.447
(WHISPERS) Dada.

01:02:34.640 --> 01:02:35.641
That's right.

01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:37.564
It compute with him.

01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:39.731
Dada.

01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:45.686
Damn it!

01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:46.840
(GRUNTING)

01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:47.881
Laaa.

01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:50.850
If you see me do something
dumb, don't imitate me, okay?

01:02:54.200 --> 01:02:56.521
It's basically what
I keep telling Nick.

01:02:57.520 --> 01:02:59.648
He just doesn't
get it, you know?

01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:02.685
I mean,
he's a smart kid...

01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:05.611
but I just want to give him
the tools that I didn't have.

01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:11.283
I mean, get the degree,
then take a break.

01:03:11.440 --> 01:03:12.441
Get the degree,
then take a break.

01:03:12.520 --> 01:03:13.567
(SCREAMING)

01:03:14.440 --> 01:03:16.329
Laaa! Laaa, stop that!

01:03:16.520 --> 01:03:17.726
Stop it!

01:03:33.720 --> 01:03:34.881
Okay-

01:03:38.080 --> 01:03:39.445
(BOTH EXHALE)

01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:48.001
(ATTILA SCREAMING)

01:03:49.080 --> 01:03:51.003
What?
Excuse me! Hey!

01:03:51.160 --> 01:03:52.844
Hi. Hey. Sorry.

01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:55.321
I'm Nick, this is Dexter,
Attila the Hun.

01:03:55.480 --> 01:03:56.925
Oh, yes,
so lovely to meet you.

01:03:57.080 --> 01:03:58.366
Now meet this hammer!

01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:01.691
Don't do that.

01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:05.844
I'm super sorry.
I know it's a lot going on,
Hun, monkey.

01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:08.731
Wow, what? So much weird.
Huge amount to process.

01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:10.365
Right?
Okay, sorry.

01:04:10.520 --> 01:04:12.284
Thank you.
You won't get away
with this!

01:04:12.440 --> 01:04:15.444
I'm making sketches of you
in my mind right now!

01:04:15.600 --> 01:04:17.329
Boy with freckles,

01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:20.768
fat Asian with hair
extensions, evil monkey.

01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:26.045
I guess it's just parenting,
you know?

01:04:26.520 --> 01:04:28.000
And he comes from
a divorced family...

01:04:28.080 --> 01:04:30.811
so I'm sure he has a lot of
conflicted feelings about me...

01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:34.726
and there might be
some Oedipal stuff
at play in there, or...

01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:35.801
I get it.

01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:37.240
I wasn't there
a lot of the time.

01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:39.362
So I think I might be
projecting my own guilt...

01:04:39.560 --> 01:04:41.130
and taking it out
on him in ways...

01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:43.089
that I'm not even
aware of.

01:04:43.160 --> 01:04:44.321
(GRUNTING)

01:04:44.960 --> 01:04:45.961
What?

01:04:48.560 --> 01:04:49.800
<i>Door.</i>

01:04:52.280 --> 01:04:53.441
Head.

01:04:54.160 --> 01:04:55.161
Okay, I...

01:04:55.400 --> 01:04:56.401
(GRUNTS)

01:04:56.640 --> 01:04:57.846
(YELLS)

01:04:58.320 --> 01:04:59.560
Open...

01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:01.566
head.

01:05:01.720 --> 01:05:03.324
Open your mind!

01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:06.086
Yes! Yeah, well,
you're right.

01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:07.401
That's the challenge.

01:05:07.480 --> 01:05:09.847
I mean,
it's all contextual,
and I do.

01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:11.161
I keep looking at him

01:05:11.240 --> 01:05:12.651
through the lens of how
my parents raised me...

01:05:12.840 --> 01:05:15.002
when, in reality,
he's his own person.

01:05:15.160 --> 01:05:16.321
And, yeah, we share
the same DNA...

01:05:16.480 --> 01:05:19.006
but honestly,
he's much more evolved
than I ever was.

01:05:19.160 --> 01:05:21.845
I don't want to let my own
ego and childhood history...

01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:24.080
stop him from making the
mistakes he needs to make...

01:05:24.160 --> 01:05:25.840
to become the person
that he's meant to be.

01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:26.881
(GRUNTS)

01:05:27.360 --> 01:05:28.407
Oh!

01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:29.925
Open the door
with your head.

01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:31.001
Yes!

01:05:31.120 --> 01:05:33.043
Good, Laaa. Let's go!
Ah!

01:05:36.080 --> 01:05:37.525
Everybody okay?
Yes, Lawrence.

01:05:37.680 --> 01:05:39.880
Attila and your boy secured
the lady guard in her booth.

01:05:40.040 --> 01:05:41.610
I don't know how long
it will hold her, though.

01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:42.807
We gotta
find Lancelot...

01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:44.960
but somebody has to make
sure she doesn't get out.

01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:46.281
(GRUNTS)

01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:48.849
Yeah. Laaa, okay.

01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:50.490
You know what
you have to do?

01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:51.961
Stay!

01:05:52.120 --> 01:05:53.960
That's right.
Just make sure
she stays in there.

01:05:54.040 --> 01:05:55.883
Stay!
Good! Go!

01:05:56.040 --> 01:05:57.485
Dada say, "Stay"!

01:05:57.880 --> 01:05:58.881
TEDDY: Lawrence!

01:05:59.040 --> 01:06:00.201
I can't move my arms.

01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.442
We're becoming less useful
by the minute.

01:06:02.560 --> 01:06:03.561
(ATTILA GROANING)

01:06:03.640 --> 01:06:04.641
Whoa, whoa!

01:06:05.280 --> 01:06:06.725
Come on, big guy-

01:06:07.560 --> 01:06:10.006
What?
You okay there? Huh?

01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:13.361
Something's up
with your eye, but...

01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:14.726
(SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT)

01:06:15.040 --> 01:06:16.690
I don't know.
It's just kind of going...

01:06:16.800 --> 01:06:18.165
(CONTINUES)

01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:20.564
You gotta relax, okay?
(SHOUTING)

01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:22.561
Calm down!

01:06:22.720 --> 01:06:24.085
Attila! Attila!

01:06:24.240 --> 01:06:25.241
Hey!
Oh!

01:06:25.680 --> 01:06:27.409
Attila doesn't
hyperventilate.

01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:28.960
(REPEATING IN LOCAL DIALECT)

01:06:29.040 --> 01:06:30.087
You pillage!

01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.484
You plunder!
(MUTTERING)

01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:34.205
You don't freak out.

01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:35.765
Okay?
(AGREEING IN LOCAL DIALECT)

01:06:36.000 --> 01:06:38.480
Dad, there's, like,
8 million people in this city.

01:06:38.680 --> 01:06:40.330
He could be literally
anywhere by now.

01:06:40.720 --> 01:06:41.721
We'll find him.

01:06:43.080 --> 01:06:44.161
We have to.

01:06:58.000 --> 01:06:59.286
I'm coming, my love.

01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:05.441
(ROARING)

01:07:05.600 --> 01:07:06.601
MAN: Blimey!

01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:11.281
He came this way...

01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:13.363
traveling 4 leagues
per hour.

01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:14.885
(LIONS ROARING)
(WOMEN SHRIEKING)

01:07:22.920 --> 01:07:23.921
No!

01:07:24.080 --> 01:07:26.082
Never run from
a big cat, Lawrence.

01:07:26.600 --> 01:07:28.320
JEDEDIAH: Gigantor,
get your flashlight out!

01:07:28.600 --> 01:07:30.489
These cats want to play!

01:07:32.120 --> 01:07:34.202
Whoo-wee!
He's got it, boy!

01:07:37.120 --> 01:07:38.121
(JEDEDIAH LAUGHS)

01:07:42.040 --> 01:07:43.644
Well played, sir.

01:07:43.880 --> 01:07:45.120
Run!

01:07:49.640 --> 01:07:51.722
Where the devil
could Lancelot be?

01:07:56.440 --> 01:07:57.601
LARRY: Come on!

01:08:02.160 --> 01:08:05.607
You better let me out of
here, you revolting ape-man!

01:08:05.760 --> 01:08:08.161
What are you staring at?
Stop looking at me!

01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:09.890
Have you never
seen a beautiful,

01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:11.485
attractive,
gorgeous woman before...

01:08:11.640 --> 01:08:14.530
who could be a model if she
didn't love pizza so much?

01:08:14.680 --> 01:08:16.250
I know what
you're playing at...

01:08:16.440 --> 01:08:18.647
and it ain't working.

01:08:20.800 --> 01:08:22.165
Not working.

01:08:28.320 --> 01:08:30.288
Wait, it is kind of working.

01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:46.522
What have they
done to Camelot?

01:08:48.560 --> 01:08:50.600
HUGH <i>JACKMAN: (SINGING)
In short, there's simply not</i>

01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:52.210
<i>A more congenial spot</i>

01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:56.411
<i>For happily ever-aftering</i>

01:08:56.560 --> 01:08:59.131
<i>Than here in...</i>

01:08:59.320 --> 01:09:00.321
<i>Camelot</i>

01:09:00.400 --> 01:09:01.401
At long last!

01:09:02.040 --> 01:09:04.327
Guinevere, my love.
Hi.

01:09:04.480 --> 01:09:06.847
Can I help you, mate?

01:09:08.080 --> 01:09:09.161
It is l...

01:09:09.640 --> 01:09:10.721
Sir Lancelot.

01:09:10.880 --> 01:09:12.564
I have fulfilled my quest.

01:09:12.720 --> 01:09:14.210
Sorry.
I'm sorry.

01:09:14.360 --> 01:09:15.407
I'm not
actually Guinevere.

01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:17.847
I'm Alice Eve,
and I think you got
a bit confused.

01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:19.843
Maybe you saw me on stage...
Your voice is like music...

01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:21.764
but I have no idea
what you're saying.

01:09:21.920 --> 01:09:23.331
Okay. Hey.

01:09:23.480 --> 01:09:24.891
Hey, man.
(SNAPS FINGERS)

01:09:25.040 --> 01:09:26.246
Hey, buddy. Um...

01:09:26.760 --> 01:09:30.685
What she's saying is
she's not Guinevere
because she's an actor.

01:09:30.840 --> 01:09:32.604
Okay?
So am l.

01:09:32.840 --> 01:09:33.921
An actor?

01:09:34.080 --> 01:09:35.081
Yeah.
Yeah.

01:09:35.240 --> 01:09:36.446
You know?

01:09:36.600 --> 01:09:37.601
Do the crown.

01:09:37.760 --> 01:09:39.728
Oh, sorry, of course.
Hugh Jackman.

01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:41.290
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

01:09:43.080 --> 01:09:44.286
It was the crown.

01:09:44.440 --> 01:09:45.441
I know, the whole...

01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:47.684
Huge Ackman?

01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:49.285
Uh...
That's a ridiculous name!

01:09:49.440 --> 01:09:50.601
It doesn't even sound real!

01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:53.127
Only a coward would conceal
his true identity, Arthur.

01:09:53.280 --> 01:09:54.611
No, it's Hugh Jackman.

01:09:54.760 --> 01:09:55.841
I, on the other hand...

01:09:56.040 --> 01:09:57.565
carry the treasure
you sought...

01:09:57.760 --> 01:09:59.400
but could never find.
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:03.804
Behold the key to
life everlasting!

01:10:03.960 --> 01:10:05.405
Okay, I love the costume...

01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:06.561
I love the enthusiasm...

01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:08.444
but you're gonna have to
get off stage now.

01:10:08.640 --> 01:10:10.802
Sir Lancelot,
ladies and gentlemen.
Sir Lancelot.

01:10:10.960 --> 01:10:12.041
Yes!

01:10:12.160 --> 01:10:13.207
Very good.

01:10:13.360 --> 01:10:15.089
Shame on you, Arthur!

01:10:15.480 --> 01:10:17.050
You don't deserve
your crown,

01:10:17.120 --> 01:10:18.770
and you don't
deserve your queen!

01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:19.841
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

01:10:21.080 --> 01:10:23.765
Prepare to feel the cold
kiss of my blade...

01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:24.967
Huge Ackman!

01:10:25.120 --> 01:10:28.647
Hey, buddy,
this is all pretend.

01:10:28.800 --> 01:10:30.165
See, just...

01:10:33.080 --> 01:10:34.411
Well, that's not real.

01:10:34.720 --> 01:10:36.484
None of it is.

01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:44.840
It's not real.

01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:45.967
It was a good performance.

01:10:46.120 --> 01:10:47.804
We were right in there.
You were tonight.

01:10:47.960 --> 01:10:49.121
But it's not real-real.

01:10:49.280 --> 01:10:50.611
It's not real.

01:10:54.400 --> 01:10:55.925
Not real?

01:10:56.840 --> 01:10:59.525
Do you know how long
I dreamed of Camelot?

01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:00.681
(SHOUTING ANGRILY)

01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:01.841
And for what?

01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:02.961
For nothing!

01:11:03.400 --> 01:11:04.811
(AUDIENCE SCREAMS)
Jeez!

01:11:05.280 --> 01:11:06.691
Nothing!

01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:09.491
No, no, no.
Please just take
your seats and...

01:11:12.120 --> 01:11:13.565
(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

01:11:16.760 --> 01:11:17.841
What's up?

01:11:19.680 --> 01:11:22.047
We're just as
God made us.

01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:25.090
Why don't you
take a picture?

01:11:25.160 --> 01:11:26.685
It'll last longer.

01:11:32.080 --> 01:11:33.366
(CONTINUES SHOUTING)

01:11:33.440 --> 01:11:35.522
Okay, I've tried being nice.
That's enough.

01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:37.489
Get off the stage
right now!

01:11:37.640 --> 01:11:39.529
Stay back!
You don't scare me...

01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:40.601
Huge Ackman.

01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:42.404
Listen, mate,
you don't want to
fight me, all right?

01:11:42.560 --> 01:11:44.324
If we go,
I will break you.

01:11:44.480 --> 01:11:47.131
Come on!

01:11:47.240 --> 01:11:48.571
(GROWLING)

01:11:49.400 --> 01:11:50.686
What is that?

01:11:50.840 --> 01:11:51.841
What are you doing?

01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:53.331
He's doing his
Wolverine thing.

01:11:53.440 --> 01:11:55.283
Yeah.
(IMITATING GROWL)

01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:56.806
Yeah.
You know?

01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:58.729
It's better with
the claws and no shirt.

01:11:58.880 --> 01:11:59.881
Fair.

01:12:00.200 --> 01:12:01.326
Lancelot!

01:12:01.560 --> 01:12:02.721
Lancelot!

01:12:09.360 --> 01:12:10.566
MAN: Oi, mate!

01:12:10.760 --> 01:12:12.330
Hey, buddy,
that's not an exit!

01:12:12.480 --> 01:12:13.925
HUGH JACKMAN:
Yeah, come on up.

01:12:14.080 --> 01:12:15.491
Yep. Come on up!

01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:16.727
Oh, monkeys. Terrific.

01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:18.086
I love the costumes.

01:12:18.240 --> 01:12:21.323
Sorry. I just gotta say,
you're the whole
package, man.

01:12:21.520 --> 01:12:22.601
Thanks, buddy.

01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:25.728
He recognized you.
Yeah, that was awesome.

01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:28.205
Hey! Give me the tablet!

01:12:28.400 --> 01:12:30.243
Stay back!
Stay back.

01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:31.840
Stand back!
Whoa!

01:12:32.000 --> 01:12:33.081
Back!

01:12:34.840 --> 01:12:35.841
What?

01:12:36.400 --> 01:12:37.640
(GROANING)
Your, uh...

01:12:37.760 --> 01:12:38.761
Your nose, it's...

01:12:38.920 --> 01:12:40.285
What about my nose?

01:12:40.440 --> 01:12:41.726
Your nose is dripping.

01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:42.927
What?
It's melting.

01:12:43.080 --> 01:12:44.605
From the fire.

01:12:45.120 --> 01:12:46.451
(SCREAMING)

01:12:49.280 --> 01:12:50.520
Okay-

01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:51.881
How bad is it?

01:12:52.040 --> 01:12:53.451
It is not great.

01:12:53.600 --> 01:12:54.806
But I'm Lancelot!

01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:56.040
There never was a Lancelot!

01:12:56.120 --> 01:12:57.246
Lancelot is a legend.

01:12:57.400 --> 01:12:58.970
You're not real.

01:12:59.120 --> 01:13:00.121
I don't understand!

01:13:00.280 --> 01:13:02.487
I know it's a lot to take in,
but please,
just give me the tablet.

01:13:02.640 --> 01:13:04.802
Oh, and then what?
Back to the museum?

01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:07.327
Stand there as little
children ogle and point?

01:13:07.400 --> 01:13:08.481
And learn.

01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:11.041
And get inspired
to do great things.

01:13:11.240 --> 01:13:13.129
There are far
less noble fates,
my friend.

01:13:13.320 --> 01:13:14.810
Not for me,
there aren't!

01:13:14.960 --> 01:13:16.769
If there is no Camelot...

01:13:16.920 --> 01:13:20.322
there is no Guinevere
and no Lancelot...

01:13:20.480 --> 01:13:23.643
then I'm nothing.
I'm just a sad lump
of misshapen wax.

01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:25.245
Stop looking at my nose!

01:13:25.400 --> 01:13:27.120
I wasn't looking at it.
You were, I saw you.

01:13:27.160 --> 01:13:28.844
You were like this.
"Hmm, hmm." Staring.

01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:30.161
I wasn't like that.
You were!

01:13:30.240 --> 01:13:31.241
Don't look at it!

01:13:31.320 --> 01:13:33.288
It really is hard
not to look at.

01:13:33.440 --> 01:13:35.169
Yes, he is.

01:13:35.960 --> 01:13:36.961
Ah!

01:13:37.160 --> 01:13:38.161
I didn't.
I saw you!

01:13:38.320 --> 01:13:39.440
No, I'm looking
at your eyes.

01:13:39.480 --> 01:13:40.845
Monkey, stop it!
(CHATTERING)

01:13:41.080 --> 01:13:42.889
Could you give me
the tablet, please?
Give me the tablet.

01:13:42.960 --> 01:13:44.086
If you give me the tablet,
I promise I won't...

01:13:44.240 --> 01:13:45.287
Do not look at my nose!

01:13:45.480 --> 01:13:46.845
Give me the tablet.
Look away.

01:13:47.000 --> 01:13:49.526
Give me the tablet.
How hard could it be
not to look at my nose?

01:13:49.680 --> 01:13:51.091
I'm not gonna
look at your nose.

01:13:51.280 --> 01:13:52.361
I can't help it!

01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:53.601
Look to the heavens!

01:13:55.360 --> 01:13:56.691
(WHISPERS)
It's disgusting.

01:13:56.840 --> 01:13:58.365
Yet, he's still handsome.

01:13:58.520 --> 01:14:03.526
No one shall look at,
or mention, my nose from
this moment forward!

01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:08.603
I'm sorry, I forgot
what we were talking about.

01:14:08.680 --> 01:14:10.091
(ATTILA SHOUTING)

01:14:14.200 --> 01:14:15.247
Lawrence.

01:14:16.040 --> 01:14:17.201
Oh, Teddy!

01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:21.641
Larry.

01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:24.689
We've run out of time.

01:14:26.200 --> 01:14:28.567
Listen to me. You got to
straighten the pieces.

01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:30.802
Straighten the pieces right
now or they're all gonna die!

01:14:30.880 --> 01:14:31.881
You too!

01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:34.691
A world without Camelot is
not a world worth living in.

01:14:35.640 --> 01:14:36.971
(SHRIEKING)

01:14:37.200 --> 01:14:38.247
Dad!

01:14:41.160 --> 01:14:42.366
Dexter, what is it?

01:14:42.680 --> 01:14:43.681
You all right?

01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:46.801
Hey-

01:14:47.160 --> 01:14:48.571
Hey, man, you okay?

01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:50.324
Hey, look at me.

01:14:52.040 --> 01:14:53.724
Yeah, you want to slap me?
Go ahead.

01:14:53.920 --> 01:14:55.490
Go ahead,
slap me in the face.

01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:00.041
Dex?

01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:07.927
Dexter?

01:15:08.320 --> 01:15:09.401
Dexter?

01:15:10.960 --> 01:15:12.769
Oh! No, no. No.

01:15:12.920 --> 01:15:15.287
Dexter? No, no.
Come on, man!

01:15:15.440 --> 01:15:17.044
Dad, he's gone.

01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:28.762
I'll take that hand now.

01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:37.120
I understand now.

01:15:39.040 --> 01:15:40.963
The monkey was the quest.

01:15:41.120 --> 01:15:42.884
It was never
about the tablet.

01:15:48.120 --> 01:15:49.451
It was about them.

01:15:52.200 --> 01:15:53.440
Forgive me.

01:15:54.600 --> 01:15:56.443
It is I who have
been the fool.

01:16:13.160 --> 01:16:14.491
(GASPS)

01:16:16.320 --> 01:16:17.606
We're back, baby!

01:16:17.680 --> 01:16:18.681
Lawrence!

01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:21.561
Whoa!

01:16:21.680 --> 01:16:22.681
Hey!

01:16:22.920 --> 01:16:24.160
Welcome back, buddy.

01:16:24.320 --> 01:16:25.481
(WHIMPERS)

01:16:27.680 --> 01:16:28.806
Hey-

01:16:29.320 --> 01:16:30.401
OCTAVIUS:
Well done, Larry!

01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:32.250
There he is.
That's our guy.

01:16:32.440 --> 01:16:33.646
Come here!

01:16:34.360 --> 01:16:35.850
Here's your tablet.

01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:38.128
OCTAVIUS: It feels good,
doesn't it, Jedediah?

01:16:38.320 --> 01:16:39.810
JEDEDIAH: Boy, you said it!

01:16:44.200 --> 01:16:45.770
Hey. Thank you.

01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:02.051
How do I look?

01:17:04.040 --> 01:17:05.724
You look like Lancelot.

01:17:17.200 --> 01:17:19.407
Well done, my child.

01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:26.041
Thank you...

01:17:26.680 --> 01:17:29.081
for bringing my son
home safely.

01:17:30.680 --> 01:17:32.409
It's a strange thing...

01:17:35.200 --> 01:17:37.328
seeing your boy
become a man.

01:17:37.480 --> 01:17:38.925
There were lions
chasing us.

01:17:39.160 --> 01:17:40.161
Hmm.

01:17:40.480 --> 01:17:41.925
Yeah, it's crazy.

01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:45.246
One day,
they're riding a dinosaur
through Central Park...

01:17:45.400 --> 01:17:49.371
and then the next day
they're DJ-ing in lbiza.

01:17:53.240 --> 01:17:55.242
You've served
my family well.

01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:58.883
We shall build a great tomb and
bury you with many riches.

01:17:59.040 --> 01:18:01.407
I, personally,
will see to it that
your organs are removed...

01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:04.291
and placed in separate
jewel-encrusted jars.

01:18:07.080 --> 01:18:08.241
Thank you.

01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:10.480
SACAJAWEA:
It's the right thing to do.

01:18:10.600 --> 01:18:12.125
TEDDY: Then we're agreed.

01:18:12.280 --> 01:18:13.441
Lawrence...

01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:14.681
may I have a word?

01:18:14.840 --> 01:18:15.966
Yeah.

01:18:16.240 --> 01:18:18.447
The others and I
have been talking.

01:18:18.600 --> 01:18:22.082
Ahkmenrah's place
is here with his family.

01:18:22.600 --> 01:18:23.601
He must remain here.

01:18:25.080 --> 01:18:27.287
And the tablet should
stay here as well, son.

01:18:27.560 --> 01:18:30.404
This is where it
belongs, Gigantor.

01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:32.245
Yeah, but it...

01:18:32.920 --> 01:18:35.127
That means you guys
would have to stay.

01:18:35.360 --> 01:18:36.805
We belong in New York.

01:18:36.880 --> 01:18:39.611
(ATTILA SPEAKING
IN LOCAL DIALECT)

01:18:40.240 --> 01:18:41.571
Yeah, but if you...

01:18:41.720 --> 01:18:43.609
If you guys go,
then you...

01:18:44.440 --> 01:18:46.249
you won't be
alive after tonight.

01:18:46.600 --> 01:18:48.409
We're museum
exhibits, Laredo.

01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:49.641
It's what we are.

01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:52.369
Folks come
to look at us,

01:18:52.440 --> 01:18:54.283
maybe learn
a little something.

01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:56.484
That's alive, man.

01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:58.325
But I'm...

01:18:58.480 --> 01:19:00.084
I'm supposed to
take care of you guys.

01:19:00.240 --> 01:19:01.480
And you have.

01:19:02.480 --> 01:19:04.244
It's okay, Lawrence.

01:19:04.840 --> 01:19:06.126
We're ready.

01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:10.325
I'm not.

01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:14.285
Let us go, son.

01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:21.767
Okay-

01:19:25.160 --> 01:19:28.209
Thank you
for giving me back
my family, Larry...

01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:32.849
Guardian of Brooklyn.

01:19:35.160 --> 01:19:37.441
Dad, if we leave right now,
we can still catch a flight...

01:19:37.520 --> 01:19:40.000
get home with everyone still
awake before the sun comes up.

01:19:40.160 --> 01:19:41.525
Yeah, okay.

01:19:43.040 --> 01:19:44.849
Let's go home.

01:19:45.720 --> 01:19:46.801
Whoa!

01:19:46.880 --> 01:19:48.041
It's all right, Larry.

01:19:48.200 --> 01:19:49.964
We've reached something
of an understanding.

01:19:50.200 --> 01:19:52.521
Really?
Trixey, sit.

01:19:52.880 --> 01:19:55.201
Wow! That's really good.

01:19:55.480 --> 01:19:56.845
Good job, Lance.

01:19:57.000 --> 01:19:58.047
Thanks.

01:20:01.400 --> 01:20:02.686
Trixey, behave.

01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:04.047
Good girl.

01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:06.721
Steady.

01:20:10.040 --> 01:20:11.400
TILLY: He never even
listens to me.

01:20:11.480 --> 01:20:12.766
<i>But you...</i>

01:20:12.920 --> 01:20:16.083
I just feel like
you really listen to me.

01:20:16.200 --> 01:20:17.201
(LAAA GRUNTING)

01:20:17.280 --> 01:20:21.410
It's like our hearts
are in perfect sync with
each other right now.

01:20:22.200 --> 01:20:23.281
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
Do you feel what...

01:20:23.360 --> 01:20:24.407
Oh.
Hi.

01:20:24.560 --> 01:20:26.324
Sorry to interrupt
whatever...

01:20:27.320 --> 01:20:28.685
is happening-

01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:31.565
Uh, Laaa, the guys
are waiting outside.
We gotta go. Come on.

01:20:32.920 --> 01:20:34.410
What? No.

01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:36.011
No! Laaa, stay!

01:20:36.160 --> 01:20:37.924
I know
this sounds crazy...

01:20:38.080 --> 01:20:40.401
but you and I could make a
life together here in England.

01:20:41.480 --> 01:20:42.970
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

01:20:49.920 --> 01:20:51.081
Whoa!

01:20:51.920 --> 01:20:54.321
Wow. Okay. Um...

01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:02.569
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

01:21:07.200 --> 01:21:08.804
I will never forget you.

01:21:09.800 --> 01:21:11.211
(REPEATING INDISTINCTLY)

01:21:11.840 --> 01:21:16.448
You are the most rugged man
that I have ever, ever met.

01:21:16.920 --> 01:21:18.968
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

01:21:22.120 --> 01:21:23.690
Keep the scrunchies.

01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:26.286
Okay, Laaa.
We gotta go.

01:21:26.840 --> 01:21:27.841
Come on.

01:21:31.480 --> 01:21:32.891
I won't say anything
if you won't.

01:21:34.640 --> 01:21:38.008
Oh, I know you hate
this job and everything,
but tomorrow night...

01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:40.689
best job ever.

01:22:10.240 --> 01:22:11.287
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

01:22:22.680 --> 01:22:24.842
JEDEDIAH: Sure is quiet
around here.

01:22:25.040 --> 01:22:28.249
OCTAVIUS: Without the tablet,
it's just like any other museum.

01:22:29.400 --> 01:22:31.607
You know what I'm gonna
remember most about you?

01:22:31.960 --> 01:22:33.200
What?

01:22:33.920 --> 01:22:36.048
How big you guys are.

01:22:40.240 --> 01:22:41.366
Come here.

01:22:41.880 --> 01:22:43.041
(LAUGHS)
Come here.

01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:45.484
Hold me.

01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:53.210
My...

01:22:55.760 --> 01:22:57.250
friend.

01:23:00.880 --> 01:23:02.484
You speak English?

01:23:06.880 --> 01:23:08.325
Okay-

01:23:11.920 --> 01:23:13.570
Hey, listen. Um...

01:23:15.320 --> 01:23:18.244
Up there on the roof,
when...

01:23:19.160 --> 01:23:20.571
When you almost...
(CHATTERING)

01:23:21.400 --> 01:23:22.970
Yeah.

01:23:30.120 --> 01:23:32.168
I just want you to know...

01:23:32.360 --> 01:23:35.489
I really changed my
perspective on everything.

01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:37.483
I know we have a weird...

01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:42.481
We have this dynamic,
we have this tension.

01:23:43.600 --> 01:23:45.364
Back and forth.

01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:47.329
I mean, games, right?
You know?

01:23:47.840 --> 01:23:49.365
Roles that we
put ourselves into,

01:23:49.440 --> 01:23:51.761
but why does it
have to be that way?

01:23:52.120 --> 01:23:53.690
I feel like there's always
been a mutual

01:23:53.760 --> 01:23:56.445
sort of respect
for each other.

01:23:58.360 --> 01:23:59.691
Anyway-

01:24:00.120 --> 01:24:02.009
I'll miss you, you know?

01:24:04.440 --> 01:24:05.441
(CHATTERING)

01:24:05.560 --> 01:24:06.641
Okay.
It's all right.

01:24:06.800 --> 01:24:08.689
Go ahead.
One last slap.

01:24:25.560 --> 01:24:28.723
Yeah, I felt that was there
for a long time, too.

01:24:52.920 --> 01:24:54.001
(MOUTHING) Thank you.

01:24:59.760 --> 01:25:01.524
Who would have ever thought?

01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:04.604
I'm wax, she's polyurethane.

01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:06.922
But somehow, it worked.
(CHUCKLES)

01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:11.047
(SIGHS)

01:25:11.880 --> 01:25:13.530
I guess this is it.

01:25:13.680 --> 01:25:14.761
Indeed.

01:25:15.040 --> 01:25:18.203
And I know young Nick
will do great things.

01:25:18.560 --> 01:25:20.085
Yeah, he's, uh...

01:25:21.440 --> 01:25:24.125
ready to take on the world
all by himself.

01:25:24.280 --> 01:25:26.203
Then you've done your job.

01:25:28.040 --> 01:25:29.963
You've done your job.

01:25:31.360 --> 01:25:33.488
It's time for
your next adventure.

01:25:34.360 --> 01:25:36.283
I have no idea what
I'm gonna do tomorrow.

01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:38.882
How exciting.

01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:47.925
Bye, Teddy.

01:25:48.440 --> 01:25:50.249
Farewell, Lawrence.

01:25:57.240 --> 01:25:58.480
Bully!
(SCREAMS)

01:25:58.600 --> 01:26:00.409
(LAUGHING)
Got you!

01:26:01.840 --> 01:26:03.763
Smile, my boy.

01:26:05.280 --> 01:26:07.089
It's sunrise.

01:26:29.280 --> 01:26:31.328
Hey.
Hey. You good?

01:26:31.480 --> 01:26:33.847
Yeah, I am.
Good.

01:26:36.520 --> 01:26:38.761
So, lbiza?

01:26:40.760 --> 01:26:41.841
Yeah. Uh...

01:26:42.640 --> 01:26:44.210
The whole DJ thing, Dad...

01:26:45.360 --> 01:26:47.442
I don't know if that's
the thing for me...

01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:49.648
I just know that
it's the next thing.

01:26:49.800 --> 01:26:51.564
After that,
maybe college.

01:26:51.720 --> 01:26:55.281
I'm figuring it
all out, you know?

01:26:56.800 --> 01:26:57.961
Sounds like a plan.

01:27:00.880 --> 01:27:02.484
I should get back to Mom's,
or something.

01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:03.971
Okay-

01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:06.521
I love you.

01:27:07.320 --> 01:27:08.810
I love you, too.

01:27:09.400 --> 01:27:10.481
All right.

01:27:14.160 --> 01:27:15.491
I'm not gonna let you go.

01:27:15.640 --> 01:27:17.802
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
I'll see you later.

01:27:59.040 --> 01:28:01.520
<i>DR. McPHEE: Three years,
no Larry Daley.</i>

01:28:01.680 --> 01:28:05.207
<i>He was the one
that took the fall for me,
got me my job back.</i>

01:28:05.360 --> 01:28:07.124
I heard he went
back to school,

01:28:07.200 --> 01:28:09.202
got his degree,
became a teacher.

01:28:09.360 --> 01:28:10.441
I'm very glad.

01:28:10.520 --> 01:28:13.444
Well, when he heard about
this traveling exhibition...

01:28:13.640 --> 01:28:16.723
Larry insisted that I deliver
this to you personally.

01:28:18.880 --> 01:28:22.965
Ah! The infamous,
supposedly magic,
glowing tablet.

01:28:23.120 --> 01:28:25.407
Larry Daley and
his fanciful tales.

01:28:25.560 --> 01:28:27.324
Larry said
you could be trusted.

01:28:28.040 --> 01:28:29.405
What do you mean?

01:28:31.800 --> 01:28:34.565
(WHISPERING) With the top
secret knowledge.

01:28:35.720 --> 01:28:36.721
What are you doing?

01:28:37.160 --> 01:28:38.924
I'm winking.
You're blinking.

01:28:39.120 --> 01:28:41.043
No, I wink with both eyes.

01:28:41.120 --> 01:28:42.201
That's blinking.

01:28:42.280 --> 01:28:44.328
It doesn't matter,
because right now...

01:28:44.480 --> 01:28:45.925
you better get ready!

01:28:46.080 --> 01:28:47.286
For what?

01:28:49.400 --> 01:28:50.401
For this.

01:28:59.160 --> 01:29:00.161
It does glow.

01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:01.601
Uh-huh.

01:29:01.680 --> 01:29:02.841
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)

01:29:02.920 --> 01:29:04.604
(MUSIC PLAYING)

01:29:10.280 --> 01:29:11.327
Come on.

01:29:13.320 --> 01:29:14.321
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

01:29:58.240 --> 01:29:59.401
Sorry.

01:29:59.560 --> 01:30:01.085
Go ahead.

01:30:01.240 --> 01:30:02.685
Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.

01:30:06.320 --> 01:30:07.765
(CHATTERING)

01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:42.205
Ah!

01:30:42.960 --> 01:30:44.041
Stay!

01:30:44.200 --> 01:30:45.690
I'm not going anywhere.

01:30:46.080 --> 01:30:47.286
Stay!

01:30:47.440 --> 01:30:48.885
I'm not going anywhere!

01:30:48.909 --> 01:31:08.909
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