WEBVTT 00:00:00.335 --> 00:00:20.335 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:07.359 --> 00:01:10.653 Oh, thank you! What a terrific crowd! 00:01:10.737 --> 00:01:14.073 Welcome to my inauguration! 00:01:14.157 --> 00:01:17.785 I'm Lucy, Lucy Mirando, of the Mirando Corporation. 00:01:17.869 --> 00:01:21.706 Welcome to my grandfather's old factory. 00:01:21.790 --> 00:01:28.296 Now, I know, we all know, that Grandpa Mirando was a terrible man. 00:01:30.465 --> 00:01:35.470 We know of the atrocities he committed in this space. 00:01:36.221 --> 00:01:42.018 We know these walls are stained with the blood of fine working men. 00:01:42.769 --> 00:01:46.564 But today, I reclaim this space 00:01:47.649 --> 00:01:50.610 to tell you a beautiful story. 00:01:51.778 --> 00:01:54.488 Now the rotten CEOs are gone. 00:01:54.572 --> 00:01:57.533 It's Mirando's new era with me, 00:01:57.617 --> 00:02:00.786 and with new core values, environment and life. 00:02:00.870 --> 00:02:02.038 Awesome. 00:02:02.122 --> 00:02:03.998 You're much more fun than the last chief executive. 00:02:04.082 --> 00:02:07.710 Well, former CEO Nancy's my sister, but, uh 00:02:07.794 --> 00:02:09.086 we're very different people. 00:02:09.170 --> 00:02:13.008 We have very different ways of being. We have very different business ethics. 00:02:13.591 --> 00:02:15.593 But she's totally ignorant about humanity. 00:02:15.677 --> 00:02:17.977 She lacks vision beyond her next round of golf. 00:02:19.306 --> 00:02:22.141 The world's population is at seven billion. 00:02:22.225 --> 00:02:26.187 805 million human beings struggle with hunger every day, 00:02:26.271 --> 00:02:29.690 including 30 million right here in the United States. 00:02:29.774 --> 00:02:33.737 The world is running out of food, and we're not talking about it. 00:02:37.407 --> 00:02:38.825 We needed a miracle. 00:02:39.868 --> 00:02:40.869 And then we got one. 00:02:41.578 --> 00:02:43.830 Say hello to a super piglet. 00:02:44.497 --> 00:02:46.999 This beautiful and special little creature 00:02:47.083 --> 00:02:50.462 was miraculously discovered on one Chilean farm. 00:02:51.087 --> 00:02:55.591 We brought this precious girl to the Mirando Ranch in Arizona. 00:02:55.675 --> 00:02:59.804 Our scientists have been raising her with love and care ever since, 00:02:59.888 --> 00:03:04.267 observing and performing various studies. 00:03:04.351 --> 00:03:08.396 And we've successfully reproduced 26 miracle piglets 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:11.107 by nonforced, natural mating. 00:03:13.526 --> 00:03:16.363 They are like nothing on Earth. 00:03:20.325 --> 00:03:24.829 Last week, we sent the 26 super piglets 00:03:24.913 --> 00:03:28.875 to the 26 countries where the Mirando offices are located. 00:03:29.709 --> 00:03:33.796 Each one was given to an esteemed local farmer. 00:03:33.880 --> 00:03:38.301 I have asked each farmer to raise their special guest, 00:03:38.385 --> 00:03:42.930 honoring traditional techniques unique to their respective cultures. 00:03:43.014 --> 00:03:46.434 My top scientists in the Mirando branch offices 00:03:46.518 --> 00:03:50.021 will be on hand to offer whatever support is required. 00:03:51.689 --> 00:03:57.278 These little piggies will be the ancestors of a whole new species. 00:03:57.862 --> 00:03:59.739 Mama Nature's gift. 00:03:59.823 --> 00:04:02.700 A revolution in the livestock industry. 00:04:03.576 --> 00:04:06.913 And now we have a competition! 00:04:09.457 --> 00:04:10.959 Yeah! 00:04:11.543 --> 00:04:17.340 One local farmer will raise the biggest, most beautiful and special one. 00:04:17.424 --> 00:04:21.177 The ultimate super pig! But who will it be? 00:04:24.222 --> 00:04:28.309 Hmm. I'm not an expert, but I know someone who is. 00:04:29.018 --> 00:04:32.188 TV's most beloved zoologist and veterinarian, 00:04:32.272 --> 00:04:35.358 and the new face of the Mirando Corporation, 00:04:35.442 --> 00:04:37.569 Dr. Johnny Wilcox! 00:04:38.278 --> 00:04:41.156 Who said a brilliant scientist can't be fun? 00:04:43.324 --> 00:04:46.118 See, everybody wants to eat him up. 00:04:46.202 --> 00:04:47.370 Aw! 00:04:48.037 --> 00:04:50.581 When the competition reaches its climax, 00:04:50.665 --> 00:04:55.711 Dr. Johnny will crown the winner at a Magical Animals live telecast 00:04:55.795 --> 00:04:57.838 right here in New York City. 00:04:57.922 --> 00:05:01.675 And that is when we will unveil our super pigs to the world. 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:03.469 How long will the wait be? 00:05:03.553 --> 00:05:06.389 When do we get to see the big pig with our own eyes? 00:05:08.141 --> 00:05:09.475 Ten years. 00:05:09.559 --> 00:05:11.268 Ten years? 00:05:11.352 --> 00:05:13.480 Jesus Christ, I'll be dead by then. 00:05:17.442 --> 00:05:19.819 ♪ All babies together... ♪ 00:05:20.403 --> 00:05:23.656 Our super pigs will not only be big and beautiful, 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:27.076 they will also leave a minimal footprint on the environment, 00:05:27.160 --> 00:05:31.080 consume less feed and produce less excretions. 00:05:31.164 --> 00:05:32.707 And most importantly 00:05:34.584 --> 00:05:36.794 they need to taste fucking good. 00:05:39.130 --> 00:05:45.053 ♪ Oh, when will there be a harvest For the world? ♪ 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:40.900 It won't hurt. Don't move. 00:06:44.737 --> 00:06:45.947 It's okay. 00:06:51.536 --> 00:06:52.704 Not too hard! 00:07:03.089 --> 00:07:04.632 They're not even ripe yet. 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.586 You had some already! 00:08:24.921 --> 00:08:26.255 Okja! 00:08:29.550 --> 00:08:31.260 Okja, what are you doing? 00:08:33.513 --> 00:08:37.016 Look at all the fish here! 00:08:45.400 --> 00:08:46.734 Okja! 00:08:46.818 --> 00:08:48.778 I want fish stew today! 00:09:25.982 --> 00:09:27.692 What? Now? 00:09:28.609 --> 00:09:30.361 Again? 00:10:44.894 --> 00:10:46.103 Mija! 00:10:48.898 --> 00:10:50.399 Is she not here yet? 00:10:50.942 --> 00:10:51.984 Mija! 00:10:55.154 --> 00:10:56.656 Where has she gone off to? 00:11:08.668 --> 00:11:15.508 Mija Joo of 37-1, Sanyang Town! 00:11:16.259 --> 00:11:21.681 Promptly return home for dinner. Mija! 00:11:24.433 --> 00:11:27.144 Come home quick. Grandpa is starving! 00:12:44.889 --> 00:12:47.308 Don't be scared. It's a shortcut. 00:13:36.315 --> 00:13:37.942 No! Go back up! 00:14:30.995 --> 00:14:32.204 Okja! 00:14:39.045 --> 00:14:40.379 Okja! 00:14:46.677 --> 00:14:48.012 Okja! 00:14:52.683 --> 00:14:54.477 Where are you? 00:14:56.937 --> 00:14:58.147 Okja! 00:14:58.981 --> 00:15:00.608 Okja! 00:15:25.424 --> 00:15:26.592 Okja. 00:16:56.473 --> 00:17:01.228 Mundo from the office is coming to visit. 00:17:01.312 --> 00:17:02.479 Mundo? 00:17:03.230 --> 00:17:05.900 To collect the money for Okja? 00:17:06.442 --> 00:17:10.362 I've already sent them the money. 00:17:10.446 --> 00:17:13.073 So Okja is ours now, right? 00:17:13.991 --> 00:17:15.159 Of course. 00:17:19.455 --> 00:17:20.497 Hmm... 00:17:20.581 --> 00:17:22.708 So why is he coming? Paperwork? 00:17:29.131 --> 00:17:31.842 They said soccer would be on. 00:17:33.260 --> 00:17:34.261 Hmm? 00:17:43.395 --> 00:17:45.730 Huh? Son of a... 00:17:45.814 --> 00:17:47.858 Great. Now we can buy a new TV. 00:17:49.193 --> 00:17:51.570 This one's still fine. 00:17:52.738 --> 00:17:54.823 Such a tightwad ... 00:19:20.117 --> 00:19:22.118 Welcome. Hard climb? 00:19:22.202 --> 00:19:23.329 Good afternoon. 00:19:25.497 --> 00:19:28.083 Here, have some water. 00:19:29.293 --> 00:19:31.545 I thought a bunch of you were coming. 00:19:32.421 --> 00:19:33.797 They're behind me. 00:19:34.381 --> 00:19:35.466 Okja! 00:19:37.676 --> 00:19:39.887 Always on top of her dental hygiene! 00:19:41.096 --> 00:19:43.181 Wait, wait. Let me out, Okja. 00:19:43.265 --> 00:19:44.475 Mundo? 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:47.018 Hello, Mundo. 00:19:47.102 --> 00:19:49.104 - Did you brush your own teeth? - Yeah. 00:19:59.406 --> 00:20:01.866 Retina Display! 00:20:01.950 --> 00:20:03.285 Bring me the black box. 00:20:19.510 --> 00:20:21.595 Does Okja eat and poop well? 00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:25.099 Yes, and she has a super high metabolism. 00:20:26.058 --> 00:20:27.934 Right. That's what the readings say. 00:20:28.018 --> 00:20:29.395 Fuck me! 00:20:40.447 --> 00:20:41.782 I'm here! 00:20:44.284 --> 00:20:45.411 All right! 00:20:47.996 --> 00:20:50.249 I'm fucking here, God damn it! 00:20:54.086 --> 00:20:57.088 He... he's that guy! From TV, right? 00:20:57.172 --> 00:20:58.298 He is. 00:20:59.174 --> 00:21:02.093 What was it? Animal Magic! 00:21:02.177 --> 00:21:04.888 He's the "very healthy" guy! 00:21:06.557 --> 00:21:10.561 All the other super pigs were on flat land, accessible by car. 00:21:11.395 --> 00:21:13.981 Japan's one was five minutes from the airport. 00:21:15.315 --> 00:21:19.694 And you... I notice that you had to leave the fucking mountaintop super pig 00:21:19.778 --> 00:21:23.114 till the end, because you knew that the climb would rile me. 00:21:23.198 --> 00:21:25.575 Well, guess what? I'm riled. 00:21:25.659 --> 00:21:28.203 Wow. He looks exactly like he does on TV. 00:21:33.709 --> 00:21:35.085 Oh, that's great. 00:21:38.547 --> 00:21:39.631 Can somebody... 00:21:40.257 --> 00:21:42.550 Can somebody at least bring me some water? 00:21:42.634 --> 00:21:45.845 Seeing as I'm about to be filmed for fucking television! 00:21:45.929 --> 00:21:48.598 And not sparkling water. I don't want to belch my way through the broadcast. 00:21:48.682 --> 00:21:49.724 Get him some water. 00:21:49.808 --> 00:21:52.185 I don't think they have sparkling water here. 00:21:52.269 --> 00:21:53.520 Excuse me, sir. 00:21:53.604 --> 00:21:57.649 If you don't mind, Dr. Johnny's a bit thirsty. 00:21:58.233 --> 00:21:59.443 Thank you. 00:22:00.360 --> 00:22:01.904 Here's your water. 00:22:02.529 --> 00:22:04.156 Wait, that's Soju... 00:22:04.740 --> 00:22:08.202 Hey, that's mine... 00:22:20.756 --> 00:22:24.008 Hey, Okja. It's okay. Come on out. 00:22:24.092 --> 00:22:26.762 That's it. Very good. 00:22:47.658 --> 00:22:49.493 Well, fucking film me, Jennifer! 00:22:50.744 --> 00:22:52.328 You can't fake these emotions. 00:22:52.412 --> 00:22:54.456 Oh! Uh, film him. Um... 00:22:54.540 --> 00:22:56.458 Get him his uniform. Quick. 00:22:56.542 --> 00:22:58.544 Oh! 00:22:59.127 --> 00:23:01.504 They're filming! 00:23:01.588 --> 00:23:03.506 Pick up his bag. Come on. Uh... 00:23:03.590 --> 00:23:05.717 Oh, that's it. Is your... Mundo? 00:23:05.801 --> 00:23:09.304 Mundo, get out of the shot, please. Thank you very much. That's it. 00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:12.140 And, uh, his hat. Get his hat. Looking good, Dr. Johnny. 00:23:12.224 --> 00:23:13.558 That's it. Everything's gonna be okay. 00:23:13.642 --> 00:23:15.935 Mundo, get out of the shot. Thank you very much. 00:23:16.019 --> 00:23:17.437 And... roll. 00:23:18.522 --> 00:23:23.318 Ten years ago, 26 local farmers from 26 far-flung countries 00:23:23.402 --> 00:23:26.154 were each given a super piglet. This year, I traveled to each... 00:23:26.238 --> 00:23:28.198 - What's he saying? - Dunno. 00:23:28.282 --> 00:23:32.660 ...one of those 26 farms to decide who will be invited to The Best Super Pig Fest 00:23:32.744 --> 00:23:37.916 in New York City, where it will be unveiled to the world. 00:23:39.209 --> 00:23:41.211 You've done an incredible job. 00:23:41.295 --> 00:23:42.754 Thank you. 00:23:42.838 --> 00:23:44.006 Pan to the old man! 00:23:44.590 --> 00:23:47.634 - Oh! Pan to Johnny. - Johnny, Johnny! 00:23:47.718 --> 00:23:50.512 Ever since she was little, I've always been fascinated with Okja 00:23:50.596 --> 00:23:52.889 and her monthly health reports and data. 00:23:52.973 --> 00:23:55.350 I've only known her through numbers and graphs and pictures, 00:23:55.434 --> 00:23:56.851 but seeing her here today, 00:23:56.935 --> 00:24:00.313 and studying her with my own eyes and hands, 00:24:00.397 --> 00:24:02.482 she amazes me even more. 00:24:02.566 --> 00:24:04.651 This is it. The moment of mutual trust 00:24:04.735 --> 00:24:09.573 between Mirando's very own Dr. Johnny and the esteemed local farmer. 00:24:15.412 --> 00:24:17.372 She's truly exceptional. 00:24:20.250 --> 00:24:22.961 How did you do it? What were your methods? 00:24:25.505 --> 00:24:26.632 Hmm. 00:24:29.092 --> 00:24:30.593 He just let her run around. 00:24:30.677 --> 00:24:34.389 "He just let her run around." How beguiling! 00:24:34.473 --> 00:24:37.517 Show the sash to the camera, Jennifer, and go! 00:24:41.104 --> 00:24:43.754 - Ready for the festival in New York City? - New York? 00:24:46.902 --> 00:24:48.403 Mm. 00:24:50.864 --> 00:24:51.948 Very healthy. 00:24:54.534 --> 00:24:55.827 One more sash, please. 00:25:03.502 --> 00:25:06.045 A special sash for a special little lady, 00:25:06.129 --> 00:25:09.675 who I'm sure helped raise this super pig in her own special little way. 00:25:10.634 --> 00:25:13.428 And cut. Get some cutaways of the pig! 00:25:17.808 --> 00:25:20.518 Here. Autograph, please. 00:25:20.602 --> 00:25:23.479 Oh, I guess I'm still hip in Korea. 00:25:23.563 --> 00:25:25.982 The kids at home don't really appreciate me anymore. 00:25:26.066 --> 00:25:28.235 But here... 00:25:28.985 --> 00:25:32.113 I'm sorry if I was a little grumpy when I first came to the farm. 00:25:32.197 --> 00:25:35.197 But, you know, being a television presenter can be stressful. 00:25:35.492 --> 00:25:38.745 I always have to be "on" 00:25:40.038 --> 00:25:42.582 now that I'm the face of the Mirando Corporation. 00:25:43.250 --> 00:25:45.377 Whoever thought that would happen? 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:52.801 Mija. Let's go visit your mom and dad. 00:25:53.301 --> 00:25:55.762 Now? I want to watch this. 00:25:55.846 --> 00:25:58.640 They'll be doing this all day. 00:25:58.724 --> 00:26:02.852 Your mom and dad appeared in my dream last night 00:26:02.936 --> 00:26:05.313 and said they missed you. 00:26:05.397 --> 00:26:06.648 Come on. 00:26:07.691 --> 00:26:08.817 Thank you. 00:26:15.073 --> 00:26:16.408 Come quick. 00:26:17.784 --> 00:26:18.910 It won't take long. 00:26:34.384 --> 00:26:38.597 Who do you miss more? 00:26:39.306 --> 00:26:41.683 Mom or dad? 00:26:43.226 --> 00:26:44.686 I can't remember 00:26:45.353 --> 00:26:46.521 their faces. 00:26:49.608 --> 00:26:54.696 It's been so many years. 00:26:55.322 --> 00:26:59.910 Just the two of us in the mountains. 00:27:00.494 --> 00:27:02.620 Not two. Three. 00:27:02.704 --> 00:27:03.914 Huh? 00:27:05.457 --> 00:27:07.709 Oh, sure. Three. 00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:11.129 The three of us. 00:27:14.424 --> 00:27:16.384 Okja, too. 00:27:20.597 --> 00:27:21.973 Ta-da! 00:27:22.057 --> 00:27:24.184 Our little fatty! 00:27:25.811 --> 00:27:26.978 What's that? 00:27:27.729 --> 00:27:28.814 This is 00:27:29.564 --> 00:27:30.732 a gold pig. 00:27:32.526 --> 00:27:35.487 100% real gold. 00:27:36.321 --> 00:27:38.072 In the old days, 00:27:38.156 --> 00:27:44.871 the elders would give a gold pig to their daughters as a wedding gift. 00:27:45.705 --> 00:27:49.000 Mija, it's yours now. 00:27:49.751 --> 00:27:50.961 Take it. 00:27:52.087 --> 00:27:54.130 Why all of a sudden? 00:28:04.683 --> 00:28:09.062 Well, you're not getting married now. 00:28:10.689 --> 00:28:16.611 But Okja is going far away. 00:28:17.696 --> 00:28:24.452 So you can keep this gold pig instead. 00:28:25.620 --> 00:28:26.830 What? 00:28:27.414 --> 00:28:32.669 The pig competition's nearly over. 00:28:33.420 --> 00:28:37.257 So they're taking all the pigs back to the company. 00:28:37.966 --> 00:28:39.426 But Okja's ours. 00:28:40.135 --> 00:28:41.595 We bought her from them. 00:28:42.262 --> 00:28:44.431 You sent them the money! 00:28:45.557 --> 00:28:46.849 Actually, 00:28:46.933 --> 00:28:50.019 they wouldn't let me buy Okja. 00:28:50.103 --> 00:28:54.232 So I bought you this gold pig instead. 00:28:55.901 --> 00:28:58.528 - What are you talking about? - Huh? 00:29:02.282 --> 00:29:03.867 Hey, did you hear that? 00:29:04.743 --> 00:29:08.997 Your daughter raises her voice at me now. 00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:15.086 Mija. 00:29:15.712 --> 00:29:22.301 They say Okja was selected as the best pig. 00:29:22.385 --> 00:29:25.805 They have plans for her in America. 00:29:25.889 --> 00:29:27.181 America? 00:29:27.265 --> 00:29:32.646 She'll spend the night at the Mirando building in Seoul. 00:29:33.229 --> 00:29:38.068 And tomorrow, she'll be on a plane to America. 00:29:40.403 --> 00:29:44.658 She's a celebrity now! 00:29:49.245 --> 00:29:50.246 Mija. 00:29:51.081 --> 00:29:53.583 To be honest, 00:29:54.292 --> 00:29:56.961 you're nearly a grown woman now. 00:29:57.045 --> 00:30:03.843 I don't like you playing with that pig all day. 00:30:04.344 --> 00:30:08.807 You should go to town, meet a boy and... 00:31:32.891 --> 00:31:33.975 Okja... 00:31:57.165 --> 00:31:58.291 Hmm! 00:32:32.617 --> 00:32:34.702 You must be hungry. 00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:39.707 I made your favorite, chicken stew. 00:32:39.791 --> 00:32:41.917 Go wash up so we can eat. 00:32:42.001 --> 00:32:44.712 I put in this and that. 00:32:46.422 --> 00:32:49.884 Everything that's good for you. 00:32:53.388 --> 00:32:55.306 Where are you going? 00:32:56.266 --> 00:32:57.392 Seoul. 00:32:58.017 --> 00:32:59.227 What? 00:32:59.769 --> 00:33:01.396 I'm going to bring Okja home. 00:33:01.938 --> 00:33:03.606 Are you crazy? 00:33:03.690 --> 00:33:07.610 Seoul? In the middle of the night? 00:33:07.694 --> 00:33:10.488 You have no money to go to Seoul. 00:33:14.492 --> 00:33:17.578 Stop! It's dangerous. Don't move! 00:33:17.662 --> 00:33:19.289 Oh, my God... 00:33:20.248 --> 00:33:21.916 Oh, God... 00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:23.418 Go away, you'll get hurt! 00:33:27.881 --> 00:33:30.549 Where do you think you're going? 00:33:30.633 --> 00:33:32.302 You're not going anywhere! 00:33:37.432 --> 00:33:38.558 Stop right there! 00:33:55.575 --> 00:33:58.703 Blade shoulder! Loin! Spare rib! Hock! 00:33:59.204 --> 00:34:00.205 Got it? 00:34:02.373 --> 00:34:05.543 This is what will happen to her. 00:34:05.627 --> 00:34:07.879 This is Okja's fate! 00:34:08.463 --> 00:34:09.714 Fate! 00:34:11.591 --> 00:34:12.800 Mija. 00:34:18.973 --> 00:34:20.642 Mija! Mija! 00:34:23.603 --> 00:34:24.812 Mija! 00:34:26.231 --> 00:34:27.440 Mija! 00:34:29.359 --> 00:34:30.944 Mija! 00:35:51.441 --> 00:35:53.443 Excuse me! 00:36:03.536 --> 00:36:04.746 I'm here for Okja! 00:36:06.289 --> 00:36:08.583 Use the phone. 00:36:24.724 --> 00:36:26.768 Hey, could you come to the lobby? 00:36:29.020 --> 00:36:33.065 No, some kid is here. She wants me to open the door. 00:36:33.149 --> 00:36:35.693 Please state the name you are looking for. 00:36:36.402 --> 00:36:38.529 M-U-N-D-Oh. 00:36:38.613 --> 00:36:40.281 Sorry, please speak clearly. 00:36:40.948 --> 00:36:44.452 You can't just send anybody up here. 00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:47.997 Screen these people, okay? 00:36:48.081 --> 00:36:50.833 M-U-N-D-O! 00:36:53.586 --> 00:36:54.837 Excuse me! 00:36:57.465 --> 00:36:58.674 Excuse me. 00:37:27.286 --> 00:37:28.746 What the... 00:37:38.381 --> 00:37:40.925 You little bitch! Hey! 00:37:44.720 --> 00:37:46.305 Mundo! 00:38:04.574 --> 00:38:07.368 - Hey! - You little shit! 00:38:07.452 --> 00:38:10.496 - Stay where you are! - Hey! Stop! 00:38:14.959 --> 00:38:17.462 Just open the door! 00:38:18.463 --> 00:38:21.006 Open the door so we can talk. 00:38:21.090 --> 00:38:22.258 Hey! 00:38:23.551 --> 00:38:25.844 Open the damn door! 00:38:25.928 --> 00:38:26.929 Okja! 00:38:30.475 --> 00:38:32.977 Okja! Okja! 00:38:33.895 --> 00:38:37.731 Come on, you guys. Stop taking photos, okay? This is classified. 00:38:37.815 --> 00:38:40.317 These are direct orders from HQ in America. 00:38:40.401 --> 00:38:42.277 No photos! 00:38:42.361 --> 00:38:47.033 I don't want to see anything on Instagram or Facebook. Okay? 00:38:48.326 --> 00:38:49.827 Okja! Okja! 00:38:49.911 --> 00:38:52.496 Okja, I'm here! Okja! 00:38:52.580 --> 00:38:54.999 Let's talk! Where are you going? 00:38:55.875 --> 00:38:56.918 Wait! No, stop! 00:39:14.268 --> 00:39:18.105 Look how tall the truck is! Right? 00:39:22.443 --> 00:39:23.569 Are you new here? 00:39:28.616 --> 00:39:29.992 Call the police! 00:39:30.076 --> 00:39:31.702 Wait! Stop! Damn it! 00:40:37.602 --> 00:40:40.938 What does that say? 4.2... 00:40:41.897 --> 00:40:45.484 This isn't taller than 4.2 meters, is it? Is it? 00:40:46.819 --> 00:40:47.820 Oh! 00:40:52.158 --> 00:40:56.286 Do you have a license to drive this thing? 00:40:56.370 --> 00:40:57.580 A commercial license? 00:41:04.629 --> 00:41:08.132 Wait! Hey! Come on, now! Hey, no! 00:41:16.182 --> 00:41:18.934 Okja! Okja! 00:41:19.018 --> 00:41:21.729 Okja! 00:41:22.313 --> 00:41:24.690 What now? What's that noise? 00:41:25.858 --> 00:41:27.068 What's that? 00:41:37.620 --> 00:41:39.205 What the hell? 00:41:45.211 --> 00:41:46.420 Nice to meet you. 00:41:47.630 --> 00:41:48.923 We're not terrorists! 00:41:49.757 --> 00:41:50.841 What? 00:41:50.925 --> 00:41:52.259 We don't like violence! 00:41:53.010 --> 00:41:54.886 We don't want to hurt you! 00:41:54.970 --> 00:41:58.265 Stop... stop the truck! 00:41:59.684 --> 00:42:01.101 What the hell is he saying? 00:42:01.185 --> 00:42:02.352 Stop 00:42:02.436 --> 00:42:04.396 Just cooperate, guy. 00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:05.523 What? 00:42:27.336 --> 00:42:28.420 Hi. 00:42:28.504 --> 00:42:31.131 - Hey. Hey, over here! - What's going on? 00:42:31.215 --> 00:42:33.676 Hey, old man! Safety! 00:42:34.677 --> 00:42:36.178 I don't think he gets it! 00:42:36.971 --> 00:42:40.474 Buckle! Buckle! 00:42:40.558 --> 00:42:42.434 Put on your seat belt! 00:42:42.518 --> 00:42:44.478 'Cause we're gonna come on board now, right? 00:42:44.562 --> 00:42:49.942 But we're not gonna hurt you. You'll be okay. Yes? Okay. 00:43:13.591 --> 00:43:15.092 No compromise! 00:43:19.346 --> 00:43:21.807 Hey! Hands up! 00:43:21.891 --> 00:43:23.991 - We come in peace! Drop that! - Stay back! 00:43:24.560 --> 00:43:27.104 Hello? Police? 00:43:27.188 --> 00:43:29.231 Terrorists! There are terrorists here! 00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:31.317 Hey! 00:43:43.662 --> 00:43:45.164 What's he writing? 00:43:47.583 --> 00:43:49.710 Is this fucking amusing to you? 00:43:49.794 --> 00:43:52.922 It's not mine. It's company property. 00:43:56.258 --> 00:43:59.344 Everybody follow 00:43:59.428 --> 00:44:01.013 Okja! 00:44:10.773 --> 00:44:11.816 Okja! 00:44:12.775 --> 00:44:15.527 Hold her! Hold her! 00:44:15.611 --> 00:44:17.321 No, no. No! 00:44:31.252 --> 00:44:32.837 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:44:34.547 --> 00:44:36.507 - Hey! Hey! - Whoa, whoa, stop! 00:44:37.633 --> 00:44:38.801 Catch her! 00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:42.847 Everybody in the van! 00:44:47.226 --> 00:44:49.770 They're leaving! Start the truck! Quick! 00:44:50.479 --> 00:44:52.397 - Fuck it. - What? 00:44:52.481 --> 00:44:55.942 What do I care? I'm leaving this shithole anyway. 00:44:56.026 --> 00:44:57.027 Huh? 00:44:58.070 --> 00:44:59.113 You know what? 00:45:00.698 --> 00:45:03.848 I do have a commercial license, but I don't have workman's comp. 00:45:05.953 --> 00:45:08.706 Insurance? You want insurance? 00:45:09.331 --> 00:45:11.625 Then show some loyalty to the company! 00:45:11.709 --> 00:45:14.378 This is what company loyalty looks like! 00:45:23.262 --> 00:45:24.430 This way! 00:45:25.681 --> 00:45:26.849 Go! 00:45:34.773 --> 00:45:36.191 I'm sorry! 00:45:38.402 --> 00:45:39.987 Get out of the way! 00:45:55.419 --> 00:45:58.839 Oh! 00:46:01.884 --> 00:46:03.177 Watch out! 00:46:26.992 --> 00:46:28.118 Move! 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:29.721 ♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 00:47:29.805 --> 00:47:33.809 ♪ Like night in a forest ♪ 00:47:34.643 --> 00:47:39.481 ♪ Like the mountains in springtime ♪ 00:47:39.565 --> 00:47:44.361 ♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪ 00:47:44.445 --> 00:47:49.449 ♪ Like a storm in the desert ♪ 00:47:49.533 --> 00:47:54.454 ♪ Like a sleepy blue ocean ♪ 00:47:54.538 --> 00:47:59.292 ♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 00:47:59.376 --> 00:48:04.673 ♪ Come fill me again ♪ 00:48:04.757 --> 00:48:08.927 - "A-L-F"? - ♪ Come let me love you ♪ 00:48:09.011 --> 00:48:12.681 - "Animal Liberation Front." - ♪ Let me give my life to you... ♪ 00:48:13.265 --> 00:48:15.059 Animal Liberation Front? 00:48:17.102 --> 00:48:19.521 We are good people. On your side. 00:48:19.605 --> 00:48:21.690 Guys! 00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:28.155 I'm so sorry we hurt you. It wasn't our intention, okay? 00:48:29.114 --> 00:48:32.868 ♪ Let me always be with you ♪ 00:48:33.577 --> 00:48:34.744 - This way! - Guys, be careful! 00:48:34.828 --> 00:48:38.665 ♪ Come let me love you ♪ 00:48:38.749 --> 00:48:41.418 - ♪ Come love me again ♪ - Where are you? 00:48:41.502 --> 00:48:42.794 Me! Me, too! 00:48:42.878 --> 00:48:44.004 There! Right there! 00:48:45.297 --> 00:48:46.798 Back door! Go to the back door! 00:48:46.882 --> 00:48:47.924 Hey! 00:48:48.008 --> 00:48:50.758 - Keep moving! Keep moving! Keep moving! - Back door! 00:49:14.660 --> 00:49:16.620 Stop! 00:49:24.128 --> 00:49:27.464 ♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 00:49:27.548 --> 00:49:31.009 ♪ Like a night in a forest ♪ 00:49:32.636 --> 00:49:35.221 ♪ Like the mountains in springtime ♪ 00:49:35.305 --> 00:49:37.348 Mija! Don't! 00:49:37.432 --> 00:49:40.518 - Don't do that! - ♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪ 00:49:40.602 --> 00:49:43.021 Stop rubbing! 00:49:48.318 --> 00:49:50.320 He's having a shitty day. 00:49:50.404 --> 00:49:52.113 It's beautiful. 00:49:52.197 --> 00:49:53.823 And eco-friendly, you know? 00:49:53.907 --> 00:49:56.410 ♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 00:49:58.328 --> 00:50:05.294 ♪ Come fill me again ♪ 00:50:10.340 --> 00:50:11.925 Hey, baby, it's me. 00:50:13.218 --> 00:50:16.180 What kind of body wash do we have? 00:50:17.014 --> 00:50:18.307 Fruity Lucy Lemon? 00:50:19.016 --> 00:50:21.810 The girl showed up, so I'm providing the team with unfolding intel. 00:50:21.894 --> 00:50:23.520 - I don't care. Sounds creepy. - I'm not creepy. 00:50:23.604 --> 00:50:25.688 That's not... That's my voice. That's my actual voice. 00:50:25.772 --> 00:50:27.357 Can you translate? 00:50:39.661 --> 00:50:40.954 My name is Jay. 00:50:43.498 --> 00:50:44.708 He's Jay. 00:50:46.168 --> 00:50:47.669 My name is K. 00:50:50.297 --> 00:50:51.298 I'm Red. 00:50:53.634 --> 00:50:55.802 - Silver. - I'm Blond. 00:51:03.185 --> 00:51:06.521 I'm Mija. This is Okja. 00:51:06.605 --> 00:51:08.315 We are animal lovers. 00:51:11.902 --> 00:51:15.196 We rescue animals from slaughterhouses, zoos, labs. 00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:18.241 We tear down cages and set them free. 00:51:18.325 --> 00:51:22.287 This is why we rescued Okja. 00:51:35.342 --> 00:51:36.551 Thank you very much. 00:51:38.095 --> 00:51:43.392 For 40 years, our group has liberated animals from places of abuse. 00:51:47.187 --> 00:51:48.814 - Is that it? - Yeah. 00:51:50.565 --> 00:51:51.650 Go on. 00:51:52.985 --> 00:51:56.446 - It's very important she gets every word. - It's all right. That's it. 00:51:56.530 --> 00:51:59.991 We inflict economic damage on those who profit from their misery. 00:52:00.075 --> 00:52:02.493 We reveal their atrocities to the public. 00:52:02.577 --> 00:52:06.080 And we never harm anyone, human or nonhuman. 00:52:06.164 --> 00:52:08.875 That is our 40-year credo. 00:52:10.168 --> 00:52:12.503 We 00:52:12.587 --> 00:52:14.715 Fight people who harm animals... 00:52:15.507 --> 00:52:17.217 What was the second thing you said? 00:52:17.301 --> 00:52:19.469 - We reveal their atrocities... - Yeah. 00:52:28.770 --> 00:52:30.355 - Whoa! - Are you okay, Silver? 00:52:30.439 --> 00:52:31.648 I'm fine. 00:52:32.399 --> 00:52:34.525 - You okay? - I'm good. I'm... I'm good. 00:52:34.609 --> 00:52:36.159 He still hasn't eaten anything? 00:52:36.570 --> 00:52:37.571 No, he's, uh 00:52:38.613 --> 00:52:41.616 still trying to leave the smallest footprint on the planet that he can. 00:52:41.700 --> 00:52:43.994 All food production is exploitative. 00:52:45.245 --> 00:52:46.454 - Try this. - Mmm-mmm. 00:52:46.538 --> 00:52:47.830 Come on. It's just a tomato. 00:52:47.914 --> 00:52:50.041 Ripened in ethylene gas. Transported in trucks. 00:52:50.125 --> 00:52:54.338 I admire your conviction, Silver, but your pallid complexion concerns me. 00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:00.900 How long have you and Okja lived together? 00:53:05.390 --> 00:53:06.600 Since she was four. 00:53:07.893 --> 00:53:09.811 Do you know where she was being taken? 00:53:12.731 --> 00:53:18.152 To America. To the Best Super Pig Competition. 00:53:18.236 --> 00:53:21.781 Yes. But she was being taken somewhere else first. 00:53:21.865 --> 00:53:25.410 This is where they're really taking Okja. 00:53:25.494 --> 00:53:28.497 This underground laboratory in Paramus, New Jersey. 00:53:29.539 --> 00:53:32.501 This is the building where Okja was created. 00:53:44.888 --> 00:53:49.350 She thinks she was born in Arizona and her mom in Chile. 00:53:49.434 --> 00:53:53.438 Mija. Everything you believe you know about Okja is a lie. 00:53:54.064 --> 00:53:58.068 Okja was created in this lab. So was her so-called mother. 00:53:59.319 --> 00:54:01.738 This is the building where Mirando experiments 00:54:01.822 --> 00:54:04.074 on their genetically-mutated animals. 00:54:04.699 --> 00:54:07.201 Because genetic mutation is too dangerous, 00:54:07.285 --> 00:54:11.414 Mirando's been disguising it as natural, safe and non-GMO. 00:54:11.498 --> 00:54:13.374 But that's a complete scam. 00:54:13.458 --> 00:54:17.628 Millions of GM pigs are already lining up in front of slaughterhouses. 00:54:17.712 --> 00:54:22.175 You and the other local farmers are just promotional devices for them. 00:54:22.259 --> 00:54:24.052 Just a picturesque backdrop. 00:54:27.806 --> 00:54:29.182 Promotion. 00:54:29.266 --> 00:54:31.559 Mirando know their consumers would be disgusted 00:54:31.643 --> 00:54:33.854 by the idea of eating mutant, GM foods. 00:54:34.521 --> 00:54:36.814 So ten years ago, their boss, Lucy Mirando, 00:54:36.898 --> 00:54:40.151 went inside the lab and dug around amongst all the disfigured creatures 00:54:40.235 --> 00:54:42.737 to find the 26 prettiest ones, 00:54:42.821 --> 00:54:44.489 like your Okja. 00:54:44.573 --> 00:54:48.284 And then, big fanfare, she sent them around the world. 00:54:48.368 --> 00:54:50.495 They've been frantically breeding their super pigs, 00:54:50.579 --> 00:54:54.999 and soon, the supermarkets will be filled with their flesh and organs. 00:54:55.083 --> 00:54:58.419 Dog food, hot dogs, bacon and jerky. 00:54:58.503 --> 00:55:01.047 Our plan is to put a stop to their project. 00:55:01.131 --> 00:55:04.634 But to do so, we need video from inside the lab, 00:55:04.718 --> 00:55:08.805 footage of the horrible atrocities being committed against the animals. 00:55:08.889 --> 00:55:12.934 And there's a problem. The security is impenetrable. 00:55:13.477 --> 00:55:16.229 But... there is a way. 00:55:17.814 --> 00:55:21.234 Although we will only go ahead with it if you give us your consent. 00:55:21.318 --> 00:55:25.238 Jay. If this kid doesn't give her consent, what, we just abandon the mission? 00:55:25.322 --> 00:55:26.672 Is that what you're saying? 00:55:27.157 --> 00:55:30.326 'Cause, brother, we've come halfway around the world for this. 00:55:30.410 --> 00:55:33.037 - We should get this done now. - Ugh! Don't be so selfish. 00:55:33.121 --> 00:55:36.374 This isn't about you or us, and she is Okja's family. 00:55:36.458 --> 00:55:38.000 So of course we need her consent. 00:55:38.084 --> 00:55:41.504 I will not harm her by forcing a mission upon her that she does not consent to. 00:55:41.588 --> 00:55:44.590 As members of the ALF, we are obliged to honor its credo. 00:55:44.674 --> 00:55:49.011 We are going to abort because some guy from the 1970s wrote a fucking credo? 00:55:49.095 --> 00:55:50.721 Is that what you're saying? 00:55:50.805 --> 00:55:52.933 Tradition does not make a movement strong. 00:55:54.267 --> 00:55:56.144 We make a movement strong. 00:55:56.228 --> 00:55:58.896 If that's how you feel, call yourself something else and not the ALF 00:55:58.980 --> 00:56:00.280 and get out of this truck. 00:56:01.525 --> 00:56:06.946 In order to expose Mirando, we need video from inside the lab. 00:56:07.030 --> 00:56:08.823 And this is where Okja comes in. 00:56:10.116 --> 00:56:13.494 The Mirando scientists are dying to run tests on her in their underground lab. 00:56:13.578 --> 00:56:16.623 Their star super pig. Which is why we've made this. 00:56:18.375 --> 00:56:21.294 It looks exactly like the black box on her ear, right? 00:56:22.212 --> 00:56:27.008 Only this one can wirelessly send a video feed to us from inside the lab. 00:56:27.092 --> 00:56:30.136 Okja will become a hidden camera. 00:56:31.012 --> 00:56:32.096 Hey, Buddy. 00:56:32.180 --> 00:56:33.598 Hi. 00:56:34.224 --> 00:56:35.225 Okay. 00:56:35.809 --> 00:56:39.729 I'm sorry, but this was our plan. 00:56:40.939 --> 00:56:46.861 Rescue Okja, replace the black box and let Mirando retake Okja. 00:56:46.945 --> 00:56:50.949 You want to send Okja to America? 00:56:51.658 --> 00:56:52.783 To this laboratory? 00:56:52.867 --> 00:56:54.619 Yes. But don't worry. 00:56:56.496 --> 00:56:57.956 They wouldn't dare hurt her. 00:56:58.957 --> 00:57:01.751 She needs to be perfect for their beauty pageant. 00:57:01.835 --> 00:57:05.296 Whatever tests they do on her in there will need to be harmless. 00:57:05.380 --> 00:57:09.342 We have a detailed plan on how to rescue her from the event in New York City. 00:57:09.426 --> 00:57:11.553 We promise to bring her back to you. 00:57:14.848 --> 00:57:16.307 If our mission succeeds, 00:57:16.391 --> 00:57:19.686 we'll be able to shut down Mirando's super pig project completely. 00:57:20.687 --> 00:57:25.567 And we'll be saving millions of super pigs like Okja from death. 00:57:26.151 --> 00:57:28.653 But we won't do it without your approval. 00:57:29.487 --> 00:57:33.533 If you don't approve, we won't do the mission. 00:57:36.411 --> 00:57:37.662 What is your decision? 00:57:38.705 --> 00:57:40.873 Take Okja back to the mountains. 00:57:40.957 --> 00:57:44.169 She agrees to the mission. 00:57:46.171 --> 00:57:47.380 Thank you. 00:57:47.464 --> 00:57:52.093 - Thank you so much. - This is a giant leap for animal kind. 00:57:53.845 --> 00:57:54.846 Thank you. 00:57:55.388 --> 00:57:56.598 It's Ziploc. 00:58:19.579 --> 00:58:22.123 - Water won't be so bad. - Oh, it'll be great! 00:58:22.207 --> 00:58:26.377 Move! Move! I'm gonna do it! Holy shit, I'm gonna do it! 00:58:26.461 --> 00:58:27.921 Whoa! 00:58:33.927 --> 00:58:35.636 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 00:58:35.720 --> 00:58:37.054 Hey! 00:58:37.138 --> 00:58:39.474 Okja, I'll see you in New York. 00:58:40.183 --> 00:58:41.225 Huh? 00:58:41.309 --> 00:58:42.435 Till we meet again. 00:58:44.771 --> 00:58:49.734 Mija! Try learning English. It opens new doors! 00:58:49.818 --> 00:58:51.444 Hey, wait! Mister! 00:59:01.579 --> 00:59:02.663 Hey, you! 00:59:02.747 --> 00:59:04.165 Grab him! 00:59:05.041 --> 00:59:07.168 He jumped! How did he do that? 00:59:08.336 --> 00:59:10.671 Hey, kid. It's dangerous. 00:59:10.755 --> 00:59:12.549 Get out of there. 00:59:14.384 --> 00:59:17.303 Hey, kid. Hey, come out! 00:59:32.694 --> 00:59:35.363 - Are you kidding me? - It's supposed to hold. 00:59:35.447 --> 00:59:37.115 You're a fucking joke-show, mate. 00:59:38.283 --> 00:59:40.451 - Fucking awesome, epic plan, man. - It's a Ziploc. 00:59:40.535 --> 00:59:42.828 - Fucking Ziploc, my ass. - It was supposed to hold. 00:59:42.912 --> 00:59:43.913 Seriously? 00:59:43.997 --> 00:59:46.875 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 00:59:59.429 --> 01:00:01.472 Last night in South Korea, 01:00:01.556 --> 01:00:05.017 Mirando employees were securing their super pig when a young girl 01:00:05.101 --> 01:00:07.103 suddenly stepped in and tried to stop them. 01:00:07.187 --> 01:00:09.563 These extraordinary events began earlier in the day 01:00:09.647 --> 01:00:14.652 with a highly-organized pignapping attempt made by the Animal Liberation Front. 01:00:14.736 --> 01:00:18.489 I wouldn't worry too much, Luce. The ALF technically failed. 01:00:18.573 --> 01:00:20.199 They weren't even able to take the product. 01:00:20.283 --> 01:00:24.120 Yeah, it's a kerfuffle over nothing. We shouldn't make a big deal out of it. 01:00:24.204 --> 01:00:27.331 It actually means our security here in the US is so airtight, 01:00:27.415 --> 01:00:29.375 they wouldn't even think about breaking in. 01:00:29.459 --> 01:00:31.043 Which is why they went all the way to Korea. 01:00:31.127 --> 01:00:34.004 The ALF hasn't been in the headlines for a number of years, 01:00:34.088 --> 01:00:37.842 but they're back in the spotlight after today's chaotic events. 01:00:37.926 --> 01:00:40.886 Well, the good news is that the pig is on its way to New York now. 01:00:40.970 --> 01:00:44.724 Right. And the Best Super Pig Fest will continue as planned. 01:00:44.808 --> 01:00:48.519 Significant damage to Mirando's stock price seems inevitable. 01:00:48.603 --> 01:00:51.230 Yeah. Mirando is completely fucked. 01:00:51.314 --> 01:00:54.275 Mirando. That's your current employer, correct? 01:00:54.359 --> 01:00:56.736 Yup. But I don't care. 01:00:56.820 --> 01:01:00.031 They fucked, not me. They fucked up. 01:01:05.662 --> 01:01:08.414 I know what they're calling me, those ALF fuckers. 01:01:09.123 --> 01:01:10.917 They're calling me a psychopath. 01:01:13.336 --> 01:01:14.837 You're not a psychopath. 01:01:14.921 --> 01:01:17.340 They're the psychopaths. Right, Ms. Mirando? 01:01:18.258 --> 01:01:19.717 They're narcissists. 01:01:22.512 --> 01:01:24.263 Do narcissists wear balaclavas? 01:01:24.347 --> 01:01:28.184 Crazy radicals have been calling us psychopaths since the '60s. 01:01:28.268 --> 01:01:29.935 "You're a psychopath. 01:01:30.019 --> 01:01:33.856 Your sister was a psychopath. Your father was a psychopath." 01:01:33.940 --> 01:01:37.944 Well, Daddy was a psychopath, Frank. I mean, that's hardly an unfair slur. 01:01:40.321 --> 01:01:42.121 "What did you do in the war, Daddy?" 01:01:42.615 --> 01:01:45.765 "I manufactured the napalm that made everybody's skin fall off." 01:01:48.079 --> 01:01:50.832 And this is a man who called his child an idiot loser. 01:01:53.251 --> 01:01:56.629 Well, in fairness to your father, when he called you an idiot loser, 01:01:56.713 --> 01:01:58.589 you had just signed up for a course in California 01:01:58.673 --> 01:02:00.966 called "Unleash Your Calling." 01:02:01.050 --> 01:02:04.094 At a highly-respected institute for the advancement of human potential 01:02:04.178 --> 01:02:06.139 where many a forward-looking CEO go. 01:02:06.890 --> 01:02:09.308 And you know what I was doing while I was at the institute? 01:02:09.392 --> 01:02:14.272 I was visualizing new and better ways of doing business. 01:02:14.939 --> 01:02:17.358 While my sister was CEO... What was the name of that lake? 01:02:17.442 --> 01:02:18.651 Moose Lake. 01:02:18.735 --> 01:02:21.570 Moose Lake. While my sister was CEO, 01:02:21.654 --> 01:02:25.032 dumping so much toxic waste into Moose Lake that it exploded... 01:02:25.116 --> 01:02:27.952 The only lake ever to explode. Well done, Nancy. 01:02:28.036 --> 01:02:34.834 I was visualizing ways of turning the most hated agrochemical company in the world 01:02:34.918 --> 01:02:38.879 into the most likable miracle pig-rearing company. 01:02:38.963 --> 01:02:40.965 And it's working! It's working! 01:02:41.049 --> 01:02:44.385 It was working until last night. 01:02:44.469 --> 01:02:46.262 Until six hours ago. 01:02:46.846 --> 01:02:52.644 The synthesis of old Mirando and new Mirando was impeccable. 01:02:54.145 --> 01:02:57.273 I took nature and science, 01:02:58.191 --> 01:02:59.943 and I synthesized. 01:03:00.568 --> 01:03:02.362 And everyone loved it. 01:03:03.154 --> 01:03:06.574 You remember what the New York Times said about our super pigs? 01:03:06.658 --> 01:03:08.492 "Intriguing," right? 01:03:08.576 --> 01:03:12.204 Slate: "Lucy Mirando is pulling off the impossible. 01:03:12.288 --> 01:03:14.790 She is making us fall in love with a creature 01:03:14.874 --> 01:03:16.792 that we are already looking forward to eating." 01:03:16.876 --> 01:03:20.546 I mean, these are journalists who never write about pigs. 01:03:20.630 --> 01:03:23.967 They never write about pigs! They wrote about our pigs. 01:03:24.634 --> 01:03:26.218 Ten years in planning! 01:03:26.302 --> 01:03:29.972 On the cusp of a product launch that will feed millions! 01:03:30.056 --> 01:03:31.599 And what happens? 01:03:31.683 --> 01:03:34.935 We get tangled up in this terrorism thing, 01:03:35.019 --> 01:03:38.230 and somehow we end up being the ones who look bad. 01:03:38.314 --> 01:03:40.941 We don't look too bad. 01:03:41.025 --> 01:03:44.445 - We don't? Open that thing! - Yup. 01:03:46.906 --> 01:03:48.616 No, rewind. Rewind. 01:03:50.535 --> 01:03:51.786 Rewind! 01:03:52.620 --> 01:03:53.621 Okay, play. 01:03:54.622 --> 01:03:57.041 The girl was later revealed to be the granddaughter 01:03:57.125 --> 01:04:00.085 of a local farmer selected by Mirando CEO... 01:04:00.169 --> 01:04:01.462 Pause, there. 01:04:02.171 --> 01:04:03.339 That's it. 01:04:04.257 --> 01:04:05.383 That's the image. 01:04:06.092 --> 01:04:08.970 That is the image that is gonna destroy us. 01:04:09.762 --> 01:04:11.972 Who are those morons? 01:04:12.056 --> 01:04:13.599 Find out and fire them. 01:04:15.476 --> 01:04:16.477 Sure. 01:04:17.478 --> 01:04:19.355 Abusing that adorable girl. 01:04:20.189 --> 01:04:23.026 And in the uniforms that I personally designed myself. 01:04:24.027 --> 01:04:26.571 And shoving her best friend onto a truck. 01:04:34.120 --> 01:04:35.371 That's gonna kill us. 01:04:36.622 --> 01:04:38.249 Right there. That's it. 01:04:38.833 --> 01:04:41.252 That image. We're dead. 01:05:19.832 --> 01:05:22.418 Lucy, may I ask you a question? 01:05:24.170 --> 01:05:27.423 The girl. You're thinking of bringing her to New York, aren't you? 01:05:28.341 --> 01:05:29.842 I was about to say that! 01:05:29.926 --> 01:05:31.927 Yes, of course. 01:05:32.011 --> 01:05:34.761 You'll invite her to The Best Super Pig Festival and... 01:05:35.139 --> 01:05:36.641 A moving reunion! 01:05:37.642 --> 01:05:40.686 The best super pig and the adorable farmer girl forced apart 01:05:40.770 --> 01:05:43.063 and somehow brought together on our stage. 01:05:43.147 --> 01:05:44.398 Brilliant, Lucy. 01:05:44.482 --> 01:05:47.735 An emotional reunion, and then they leave the stage together. 01:05:47.819 --> 01:05:50.029 Hand in hand. Hand in trotter. 01:05:50.655 --> 01:05:53.115 She can be the new face of the Mirando Corporation. 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:55.784 She can be the embodiment of the Mirando ideal. 01:05:55.868 --> 01:05:58.245 She's young, she's pretty, she's female. 01:05:58.329 --> 01:06:01.457 She's eco-friendly and she's global! She's a godsend! 01:06:01.541 --> 01:06:03.792 Are you writing this down? 01:06:03.876 --> 01:06:04.961 Hey! 01:06:08.506 --> 01:06:11.056 She's not the face of the Mirando Corporation. I am. 01:06:12.718 --> 01:06:15.218 You don't even know if she can do anything but cry. 01:06:15.805 --> 01:06:17.849 Whereas I am loved... 01:06:20.017 --> 01:06:21.518 all over the world. 01:06:21.602 --> 01:06:25.273 Could you sit down and shut the fucking squeaking and whining? 01:06:31.821 --> 01:06:32.905 You know... 01:06:36.159 --> 01:06:40.079 you are forcing me... 01:06:40.163 --> 01:06:42.081 I'm forcing you to do what? 01:06:45.835 --> 01:06:48.337 To examine my options. 01:06:48.421 --> 01:06:50.506 Oh, really? Okay. 01:06:50.590 --> 01:06:52.508 Go ahead. Examine them. 01:06:52.592 --> 01:06:56.137 Are you examining them now? Have you finished examining them? 01:06:57.513 --> 01:06:59.181 Sit. You're a deadbeat. 01:06:59.265 --> 01:07:02.393 Your ratings are shit. Epic fail. 01:07:03.394 --> 01:07:05.687 Jennifer, get her a first class ticket. 01:07:05.771 --> 01:07:08.857 Get her a passport. She probably hasn't got a passport. Get her a visa. 01:07:08.941 --> 01:07:11.235 We'll pay for all the damage the super pig did in Korea. 01:07:11.319 --> 01:07:12.486 Get an attorney on that. 01:07:12.570 --> 01:07:16.198 Don't force an image on her, like Benetton did with those Asian models. 01:07:16.282 --> 01:07:19.076 Oh, no. I have a much better idea. 01:07:26.083 --> 01:07:28.836 Okay, we got it all figured out. We got a strategy. We got a plan. 01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:30.629 We're gonna think of it like a love story. 01:07:30.713 --> 01:07:33.465 That's what we're gonna do. Hand those bits of paper out quickly. 01:07:33.549 --> 01:07:35.676 We got a little girl running around the city all alone. 01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:37.469 We've got a big, big giant pig. 01:07:37.553 --> 01:07:40.472 We gotta bring them back together because they miss each other. 01:07:40.556 --> 01:07:41.640 Now they go to New York City. 01:07:41.724 --> 01:07:43.892 Look at her, so sweet. Cute. Totally gorgeous. 01:07:43.976 --> 01:07:45.626 Totally sexy. Hot, tiny, perfect. 01:07:46.687 --> 01:07:50.524 At this rate, she'll be doing Mirando commercials. 01:07:50.608 --> 01:07:52.985 - It's very likely! - Thank you! 01:07:53.069 --> 01:07:54.444 - Mija! - Mija. 01:07:54.528 --> 01:07:56.780 Everything is worked out! Don't worry about a thing. 01:07:56.864 --> 01:07:59.032 Let's take a photo for our company Twitter. 01:07:59.116 --> 01:08:00.701 Hold this. 01:08:03.412 --> 01:08:05.038 Get Okja on the phone now! 01:08:05.122 --> 01:08:06.498 I want to know how she's doing. 01:08:06.582 --> 01:08:08.125 On the phone? With a pig? 01:08:08.209 --> 01:08:10.627 And we gotta tell this to everybody in New York City! 01:08:10.711 --> 01:08:13.797 On Instagram, on YouTube, on Tumblr, on Facebook, on Twitter. 01:08:13.881 --> 01:08:16.049 Okja. Okja, the giant pig. She's, like, this big. 01:08:16.133 --> 01:08:17.634 She's, like, oh, my God. She's bigger. 01:08:17.718 --> 01:08:19.618 Yeah, she's got one big, giant nipple. 01:08:20.179 --> 01:08:22.222 Hasn't Okja landed yet? 01:08:22.306 --> 01:08:24.141 Can we phone her now? 01:08:24.225 --> 01:08:26.101 Let's take a picture first, then call her. 01:08:26.185 --> 01:08:27.853 - Really? - Of course. 01:08:32.149 --> 01:08:37.905 In the plane, if you get airsick 01:08:39.073 --> 01:08:40.866 chew the end of this. 01:08:40.950 --> 01:08:42.326 Like this, okay? 01:08:42.410 --> 01:08:44.995 Look at me. 01:08:45.079 --> 01:08:46.789 Mija. Take this. 01:08:59.844 --> 01:09:02.054 CONGRATULATIONS! BEST SUPER PIG COMPETITION 01:09:09.770 --> 01:09:13.399 ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS 01:09:31.542 --> 01:09:33.627 Just what I need! 01:09:41.385 --> 01:09:42.386 Hey, Nance. 01:09:43.763 --> 01:09:47.057 How's London? Is that rain? That can't be good for the golf. 01:09:47.141 --> 01:09:48.892 Just letting you know I'm thinking of you. 01:09:48.976 --> 01:09:50.352 You're having a moment, I see. 01:09:50.436 --> 01:09:54.439 Yes, things are going super well. It's all a massive success. 01:09:54.523 --> 01:09:55.732 Really? 01:09:55.816 --> 01:09:59.611 They keep showing very unflattering pictures of you in the press. 01:09:59.695 --> 01:10:03.490 Those ones of you as a fat child on Daddy's knee. 01:10:03.574 --> 01:10:05.201 Such nasty remarks. 01:10:05.951 --> 01:10:09.246 All eyes are on you, aren't they, squeaky clean icon? 01:10:10.873 --> 01:10:13.458 I've sent you a reminder of the true face 01:10:13.542 --> 01:10:17.754 of the most powerful CEO Mirando has ever had. 01:10:17.838 --> 01:10:18.923 You go, girl. 01:10:32.478 --> 01:10:35.147 Okay. Signal's good. 01:10:35.815 --> 01:10:37.415 We're seeing what Okja's seeing. 01:10:40.653 --> 01:10:42.321 Enjoy this moment. 01:10:42.405 --> 01:10:45.074 Because soon the whole world will know what we know. 01:10:45.658 --> 01:10:48.744 Oh, my God, Jay. We're about to change everything. 01:10:48.828 --> 01:10:50.787 With my shiny antennae. 01:10:50.871 --> 01:10:52.971 I'll put some distance between us and them. 01:10:53.457 --> 01:10:55.584 We have to test how far the signal reaches. 01:11:18.732 --> 01:11:22.361 Oh, man. We're really cooking now. 01:11:22.445 --> 01:11:23.820 - There she goes. - Wow. 01:11:23.904 --> 01:11:26.157 - Okja gets to see everything. - Quiet. 01:11:26.740 --> 01:11:29.368 This is historical. It's historical. This is history. 01:11:44.633 --> 01:11:47.178 Okja! 01:11:51.932 --> 01:11:54.935 Hi! Ah! 01:11:55.978 --> 01:11:57.146 Ah! 01:11:58.105 --> 01:11:59.440 We're reunited. 01:12:00.774 --> 01:12:03.276 In this wretched laboratory, no less. 01:12:03.360 --> 01:12:05.904 Someone you're going to find very special. 01:12:05.988 --> 01:12:08.616 Here is Alfonso! 01:12:10.075 --> 01:12:11.410 Where is he? 01:12:11.494 --> 01:12:14.663 I got a special treat for Lucy's star super pig. 01:12:16.624 --> 01:12:18.125 Hey! Chop, chop! 01:12:21.629 --> 01:12:24.589 Let me introduce you to someone. 01:12:24.673 --> 01:12:27.008 Alfonso, Okja! 01:12:27.092 --> 01:12:32.306 Okja, Alfonso! Your boyfriend. 01:12:33.182 --> 01:12:34.266 It's all good. 01:12:39.396 --> 01:12:41.648 - Come on. - Are we recording? 01:12:41.732 --> 01:12:42.733 Yeah. 01:12:51.825 --> 01:12:53.202 Oh, my God. 01:13:06.715 --> 01:13:08.800 We should never have sent her there. 01:13:08.884 --> 01:13:10.553 Can you turn it off, please? 01:13:12.137 --> 01:13:13.138 No. 01:13:13.847 --> 01:13:17.017 No, we need to record this. We need to show this. 01:13:17.851 --> 01:13:19.520 At least turn the volume down. 01:13:21.397 --> 01:13:24.608 - We knowingly sent her to that hellhole. - No, we didn't. 01:13:24.692 --> 01:13:26.776 We didn't know they were gonna do this to her. 01:13:26.860 --> 01:13:29.488 We didn't know they were gonna put her through this mating. 01:13:29.572 --> 01:13:30.698 We suspected! 01:13:31.740 --> 01:13:33.659 Come on, we all suspected. 01:13:34.743 --> 01:13:36.829 Turn it off! 01:13:45.170 --> 01:13:46.630 I know it's painful. 01:13:48.215 --> 01:13:49.674 But we can't be weak. 01:13:49.758 --> 01:13:50.926 That's right. 01:13:51.594 --> 01:13:54.429 This is why we need to stay focused. 01:13:54.513 --> 01:13:56.348 This is why we need to stick to the mission. 01:13:56.432 --> 01:14:00.101 The little girl trusted us with Okja. We have to respect her bravery. 01:14:00.185 --> 01:14:01.895 She never agreed to send Okja. 01:14:03.689 --> 01:14:04.898 What'd you just say? 01:14:08.777 --> 01:14:10.195 She was in our truck. 01:14:11.405 --> 01:14:13.907 She said... 01:14:13.991 --> 01:14:16.619 "I wanna take Okja back to the mountains." 01:14:18.495 --> 01:14:19.538 I lied. 01:14:22.875 --> 01:14:24.793 - God. - Why did you lie? 01:14:26.003 --> 01:14:28.881 I don't know. In that moment, it's just... I couldn't... 01:14:30.507 --> 01:14:32.092 I couldn't stop the mission. 01:14:32.885 --> 01:14:36.012 You know, this is. .. This is the coolest mission ever. 01:14:36.096 --> 01:14:38.515 -I have all this stuff and- -Hey, K... K. 01:14:40.476 --> 01:14:41.852 It's okay. 01:14:45.814 --> 01:14:47.607 I hold you dear to my heart, 01:14:47.691 --> 01:14:50.151 but you have dishonored the 40-year history 01:14:50.235 --> 01:14:53.697 and meaningful legacy of the Animal Liberation Front. 01:14:53.781 --> 01:14:58.410 You have betrayed the great minds and brave fighters that have preceded you. 01:14:59.787 --> 01:15:01.455 Never mistranslate. 01:15:03.749 --> 01:15:05.459 Translation is sacred. 01:15:08.545 --> 01:15:09.755 From this moment on 01:15:11.173 --> 01:15:15.052 you are no longer a member of the ALF. You are permanently banned. 01:15:17.054 --> 01:15:18.055 Get out. 01:15:19.473 --> 01:15:20.599 However 01:15:22.017 --> 01:15:24.937 since it is vital that we continue with our mission 01:15:25.646 --> 01:15:28.481 we will return your equipment to you after its completion. 01:15:28.565 --> 01:15:32.027 Consider this your final contribution to the ALF. 01:15:41.662 --> 01:15:43.872 Ah, shit. 01:15:43.956 --> 01:15:45.541 Oh, my God. 01:15:49.378 --> 01:15:50.462 You want some? 01:15:58.512 --> 01:16:00.431 It'll make you feel better. 01:16:18.157 --> 01:16:22.327 This is an unspeakable place. 01:16:25.497 --> 01:16:28.000 I know. I know. 01:16:33.046 --> 01:16:35.007 There are worse rooms out there. 01:16:37.426 --> 01:16:41.012 Lucy Mirando says I'm not supposed to harm you in here. 01:16:41.096 --> 01:16:43.223 Well, at least not visibly. 01:16:43.307 --> 01:16:47.394 She wants you perfect for her big telecast! 01:16:48.771 --> 01:16:49.772 But... 01:16:52.983 --> 01:16:57.028 when a woman humiliates a man 01:16:57.112 --> 01:16:59.447 in front of his own colleagues, 01:16:59.531 --> 01:17:03.827 a man is inclined to make his own decisions. 01:17:09.374 --> 01:17:12.001 This is nothing, really. 01:17:12.085 --> 01:17:15.339 It's used on beef. I mean, live cows. 01:17:16.006 --> 01:17:17.549 To check their marbling. 01:17:24.139 --> 01:17:26.349 Hi, Dr. Johnny. Is Okja with you? 01:17:26.433 --> 01:17:27.517 Yes! 01:17:27.601 --> 01:17:30.854 Our precious farmer princess insists that she speaks to her on the phone. 01:17:30.938 --> 01:17:32.355 What? 01:17:32.439 --> 01:17:35.692 Whatever. She says you should lift her ear and put the receiver underneath. 01:17:35.776 --> 01:17:38.194 - You're on speakerphone! - Okja! 01:17:38.278 --> 01:17:39.446 Okja! 01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:43.408 Okja! Are you okay? 01:17:43.492 --> 01:17:45.702 Okja! Okja! What did you say? 01:17:45.786 --> 01:17:47.036 I can't hear you! 01:17:47.120 --> 01:17:49.664 Okja! Okja! 01:17:49.748 --> 01:17:51.333 Okja! Are you okay? 01:18:14.022 --> 01:18:15.732 Bang! Sirloin. 01:18:19.653 --> 01:18:20.779 Ooh! 01:18:21.280 --> 01:18:22.406 The shank. 01:18:23.991 --> 01:18:27.202 Don't worry. You won't die. 01:18:28.370 --> 01:18:30.664 We're just gonna take some of your meat. 01:18:31.999 --> 01:18:35.919 And of course, I'm not gonna eat any. 01:18:37.170 --> 01:18:39.047 We have tasters for that. 01:18:39.840 --> 01:18:43.510 They're a bunch of half-wit, degenerate fucktards! 01:18:48.181 --> 01:18:52.352 I'm gonna... I'm gonna poke you in five places. 01:18:52.936 --> 01:18:56.398 And I'm sorry. It's gonna hurt. 01:18:58.025 --> 01:18:59.693 I shouldn't be here. 01:19:04.281 --> 01:19:07.326 I'm an animal lover. 01:19:08.493 --> 01:19:10.871 Everybody knows that about me! 01:19:25.844 --> 01:19:26.845 Tasty. 01:19:28.972 --> 01:19:30.223 Fuck, yeah. 01:19:30.307 --> 01:19:34.811 That was the best I've ever had. The best of the best. 01:19:40.442 --> 01:19:46.073 Today Mirando presents to you our super gourmet sausage. 01:19:46.698 --> 01:19:49.576 Juicy like you've never tasted before. 01:19:50.202 --> 01:19:53.788 An exquisite taste with a very affordable price! 01:19:53.872 --> 01:19:59.294 Made fresh from our naturally-grown, Grade A super pigs. 01:19:59.378 --> 01:20:02.297 Very healthy! Come and try! 01:20:02.381 --> 01:20:03.548 Pink streamers, pink fireworks. 01:20:03.632 --> 01:20:05.216 Lucy's gonna be happy. I'm gonna get my bonus. 01:20:05.300 --> 01:20:07.010 I'm gonna be-What the hell is this? 01:20:07.094 --> 01:20:09.929 That's Lucy's autograph. "Designed by Lucy Mirando." 01:20:10.013 --> 01:20:12.432 Oh! She can't get enough of herself, can she? 01:20:13.183 --> 01:20:15.643 Hey! Oh, how's everyone doing? 01:20:15.727 --> 01:20:18.229 Still with this thing. It looks super tacky. 01:20:18.313 --> 01:20:19.355 Don't touch it! 01:20:19.439 --> 01:20:20.481 Don't touch it. 01:20:20.565 --> 01:20:22.693 Okay, okay. The fanny pack is fine. 01:20:23.360 --> 01:20:25.236 I think she understands some English. 01:20:25.320 --> 01:20:26.863 So we should be careful what we say. 01:20:26.947 --> 01:20:29.365 Yes, yes, everything is fine. 01:20:29.449 --> 01:20:31.326 But you have to wear this. 01:20:31.410 --> 01:20:35.830 Oh, it's a special edition, custom-made, just for you. 01:20:35.914 --> 01:20:38.958 Look. The CEO even autographed it. 01:20:39.042 --> 01:20:40.418 Boop! Totally rad, right? 01:20:40.502 --> 01:20:42.003 Wow. Hmm? 01:20:42.087 --> 01:20:43.296 Now, let's put it on. 01:20:44.339 --> 01:20:45.716 Not until I see Okja. 01:20:46.299 --> 01:20:49.761 Mija... Oh! Think about how dramatic it will be. 01:20:49.845 --> 01:20:52.764 Okja-Okja doesn't even know you're here. 01:20:52.848 --> 01:20:56.351 If you show up on stage without telling her, 01:20:56.435 --> 01:20:58.395 it'll be such a great surprise. 01:20:58.979 --> 01:21:00.438 You know? Surprise? 01:21:00.522 --> 01:21:01.814 I don't care about that. 01:21:01.898 --> 01:21:04.860 I want to see Okja first. Or I won't cooperate. 01:21:05.652 --> 01:21:07.403 - Mija... - She said no. 01:21:07.487 --> 01:21:10.991 Mija. Mija, I don't think you understand this situation. 01:21:12.909 --> 01:21:15.787 No, no, no. We are the ones who have Okja. Okay? 01:21:15.871 --> 01:21:18.165 We are doing you a favor. Do you get it now? 01:21:19.750 --> 01:21:22.753 Yep, yep, yep. You want to go back home with Okja, right? 01:21:23.336 --> 01:21:25.004 Then do as you're told. 01:21:25.088 --> 01:21:28.759 Otherwise, this is what will happen to Okja. 01:21:31.261 --> 01:21:32.262 Put it on. 01:21:34.056 --> 01:21:35.890 The turnout's looking good, don't you think? 01:21:35.974 --> 01:21:38.685 - Lucy must be thrilled. - Yeah. Tell me about it. 01:21:38.769 --> 01:21:39.978 All eyes on her. 01:21:40.062 --> 01:21:41.712 Thinks it's her own fashion show. 01:21:48.779 --> 01:21:49.780 Mija. 01:21:50.614 --> 01:21:52.824 It's me. 01:21:54.117 --> 01:21:55.118 Jay. 01:21:58.663 --> 01:22:00.957 Oh, shut up! 01:24:10.086 --> 01:24:12.588 Oh, man, this is so good, man. You gotta try this. 01:24:12.672 --> 01:24:14.007 It's actually really good. 01:24:19.930 --> 01:24:22.182 Good day, all. Thank you very much. 01:24:23.516 --> 01:24:25.434 These are for you. 01:24:25.518 --> 01:24:27.145 Oh! Thanks, Frank. 01:24:28.855 --> 01:24:31.566 Ten years. An extraordinary accomplishment. 01:24:31.650 --> 01:24:35.403 Ten years, finally coming to fruition. 01:24:36.655 --> 01:24:39.555 You have to try one of these. They're completely delicious. 01:24:47.582 --> 01:24:48.583 Delicious. 01:24:51.253 --> 01:24:52.253 Beautiful. 01:24:52.337 --> 01:24:54.172 - Mmm! - Mmm. 01:24:54.256 --> 01:24:55.507 Mmm. 01:24:56.591 --> 01:24:57.842 Mmm. 01:25:04.808 --> 01:25:08.228 Such a shame we had to tell all those little white lies. 01:25:10.855 --> 01:25:15.986 It's not our fault that the consumers are so paranoid about GM foods. 01:25:22.784 --> 01:25:24.535 These are really beautiful. 01:25:24.619 --> 01:25:26.162 Oh! 01:25:26.246 --> 01:25:29.040 Your taste is as impeccable as always. 01:25:29.124 --> 01:25:30.250 Oh. 01:25:30.917 --> 01:25:33.127 Well, the flowers aren't actually from me. 01:25:33.211 --> 01:25:34.421 Oh? 01:25:35.463 --> 01:25:38.008 - Are they from Nancy? - Yes. 01:25:38.633 --> 01:25:40.343 Nancy's here. Not in London. 01:25:41.469 --> 01:25:42.971 She's here? In New York? 01:25:44.264 --> 01:25:45.348 Fuck Nancy. 01:25:46.057 --> 01:25:48.517 - She's been here a while. - I told you to keep her away! 01:25:48.601 --> 01:25:50.228 She frightens people! 01:25:50.812 --> 01:25:52.362 You frighten people, too, Lucy. 01:25:54.691 --> 01:25:58.028 Yeah, but she really frightens people. She reminds them of Daddy. 01:26:06.786 --> 01:26:09.497 This is mine. This is my project. 01:26:10.165 --> 01:26:12.667 She just wants to support you on your special day. 01:26:14.294 --> 01:26:15.462 Is she watching me? 01:26:21.468 --> 01:26:23.668 Johnny's in the house! Johnny's in the house! 01:26:24.220 --> 01:26:26.014 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 01:26:26.681 --> 01:26:29.351 - Yes! - We love you, Johnny! 01:26:32.896 --> 01:26:34.064 Yeah! 01:26:34.814 --> 01:26:36.566 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 01:26:37.359 --> 01:26:38.943 Johnny! 01:26:42.280 --> 01:26:45.366 Dr. Johnny's... 01:26:45.450 --> 01:26:47.702 Magical Animals! 01:26:49.120 --> 01:26:53.249 Everybody knows Dr. Johnny can't stand anything boring! 01:26:53.333 --> 01:26:55.001 No! 01:26:55.085 --> 01:26:59.089 - Have I ever given you a boring show? - No! 01:27:00.799 --> 01:27:02.884 Who's ready? 01:27:11.017 --> 01:27:16.480 Ten years ago, 26 farmers from lands far away 01:27:16.564 --> 01:27:19.776 were each given a magical super piglet. 01:27:20.693 --> 01:27:24.196 This year, I met these wonderful people, 01:27:24.280 --> 01:27:27.825 to decide which super piglet would have the honor of being invited 01:27:27.909 --> 01:27:29.911 to this prestigious occasion. 01:27:32.247 --> 01:27:34.999 Are you ready to meet the winner of this contest? 01:27:35.083 --> 01:27:37.126 Yeah! 01:27:37.210 --> 01:27:40.755 The best super pig on the face of the Earth? 01:27:40.839 --> 01:27:42.423 Yeah! 01:27:42.507 --> 01:27:48.012 Are you ready? 01:27:48.096 --> 01:27:50.765 Well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to meet somebody else first. 01:27:50.849 --> 01:27:52.641 Isn't that the way it always is? 01:27:52.725 --> 01:27:55.325 Before you meet the talent, you gotta meet the suits. 01:27:55.728 --> 01:27:57.605 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 01:27:59.732 --> 01:28:02.193 She is an amazing little lady, 01:28:03.027 --> 01:28:08.158 and she happens to be the brain behind this entire super pig project! 01:28:09.284 --> 01:28:13.245 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together 01:28:13.329 --> 01:28:15.998 for the one, the only, 01:28:16.082 --> 01:28:19.043 Lucy Mirando! 01:28:31.014 --> 01:28:33.600 "Lucy Mirando!" 01:28:35.435 --> 01:28:36.478 Fucking idiot. 01:28:37.145 --> 01:28:39.022 You look amazing! 01:28:42.650 --> 01:28:43.776 Oh, Johnny. 01:28:43.860 --> 01:28:47.905 You're skating on thin ice. Watch out you don't fall in and drown. 01:28:47.989 --> 01:28:50.199 Don't worry. I'm not here to put you to sleep 01:28:50.283 --> 01:28:53.328 with some corporate speech like my boring sister might have. 01:28:54.537 --> 01:28:55.830 Yeah, there it is! 01:28:55.914 --> 01:28:57.665 Go on, Lucy! 01:28:58.333 --> 01:29:00.001 Lucy, we love you! 01:29:01.252 --> 01:29:06.424 No. I'm here to introduce you to a real superstar. 01:29:07.133 --> 01:29:11.512 Maybe you've already seen her on YouTube, enjoying her little shopping spree 01:29:11.596 --> 01:29:14.432 in that underground mall in Seoul! 01:29:14.516 --> 01:29:18.561 So let's all welcome an extraordinary little girl. 01:29:18.645 --> 01:29:22.398 A local farmer who raised her beloved super pig 01:29:22.482 --> 01:29:25.485 in wild and beautiful nature. 01:29:26.069 --> 01:29:30.072 The fearless pig rider from across the globe! 01:29:30.156 --> 01:29:31.366 Please welcome... 01:29:32.325 --> 01:29:33.326 Mija! 01:29:43.836 --> 01:29:48.215 And here she is! Our ultimate super pig! 01:29:48.299 --> 01:29:49.759 Okja! 01:30:52.989 --> 01:30:54.741 Okja! Okja! 01:30:58.661 --> 01:31:00.747 Hey, get her off the stage! 01:31:01.956 --> 01:31:02.957 Okja! 01:31:09.380 --> 01:31:11.048 Come on. Now! 01:31:11.132 --> 01:31:13.259 Good. Here's Johnny! 01:31:19.140 --> 01:31:20.600 Mija! 01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:23.853 Don't look back. 01:31:28.441 --> 01:31:29.651 Just look at me. 01:31:30.443 --> 01:31:34.071 Turn it off! Turn it... Kill the screen! 01:31:34.155 --> 01:31:36.824 I'm an animal lover. 01:31:38.284 --> 01:31:39.702 Stop it! 01:31:43.873 --> 01:31:45.291 Go! 01:31:48.252 --> 01:31:52.631 Save that pig! Save that pig! Save that pig! 01:31:52.715 --> 01:31:55.426 No! No, no, no! No! No! 01:31:58.513 --> 01:32:02.766 I promise... No, I pledge, to learn everything I can, 01:32:02.850 --> 01:32:04.894 everything from this situation... 01:32:09.273 --> 01:32:11.317 For more details and shocking proof 01:32:11.401 --> 01:32:14.528 of Mirando's crimes against humanity and animals, 01:32:14.612 --> 01:32:18.032 go to YouTube and search "Mirando is fucked." 01:32:18.116 --> 01:32:20.701 That's right, folks. Go to YouTube now 01:32:20.785 --> 01:32:26.290 and search "Mirando is F-U-C-K-E-D." 01:32:26.999 --> 01:32:28.000 Fucked! 01:32:40.054 --> 01:32:41.954 I don't think we have a choice, Nancy. 01:32:43.015 --> 01:32:44.267 You have to go out there. 01:32:45.893 --> 01:32:47.145 You don't say. 01:32:50.398 --> 01:32:52.150 What a clusterfuck. 01:32:53.234 --> 01:32:55.445 Let's get private security in there. 01:32:56.863 --> 01:32:57.988 Black Chalk. 01:32:58.072 --> 01:33:00.199 We're on good terms with the NYPD, correct? 01:33:00.283 --> 01:33:01.575 Hundred percent. 01:33:01.659 --> 01:33:03.077 We have an arrangement. 01:33:09.333 --> 01:33:10.585 Okja! No! 01:33:24.265 --> 01:33:25.725 Black Chalk! 01:34:18.945 --> 01:34:21.030 - Let's go. Come on! - You okay? 01:34:23.908 --> 01:34:26.244 - Blond! Let's move! - Go, go, go! 01:34:28.246 --> 01:34:29.330 Come here, come here. 01:34:30.790 --> 01:34:32.624 Red, let's go. 01:34:32.708 --> 01:34:33.709 Move! 01:34:36.212 --> 01:34:38.088 - Where's the truck? - Up to the right! 01:34:38.172 --> 01:34:39.882 More Black Chalk! Hurry! 01:34:39.966 --> 01:34:41.050 Take 'em down! 01:34:58.359 --> 01:35:00.194 Move! Move! 01:35:01.279 --> 01:35:02.321 Go! 01:36:30.368 --> 01:36:34.914 Well, good luck with clearing up my mess, twinny. 01:36:37.583 --> 01:36:41.128 Well, for a while back then, you forgot you were such a loser. 01:36:55.351 --> 01:36:58.270 I mean, Daddy was a terrible man. 01:36:59.605 --> 01:37:00.940 He was a real horror. 01:37:03.192 --> 01:37:06.362 But, by God, did he know about business. 01:37:12.660 --> 01:37:15.245 Don't worry about your apology speech, twinny. 01:37:15.329 --> 01:37:17.581 I'll pretend to be you in front of the press. 01:37:17.665 --> 01:37:20.126 Ah! The police. 01:37:20.793 --> 01:37:23.462 You'll understand that I will be instructing our corporate attorneys 01:37:23.546 --> 01:37:25.672 not to assist you in any way. 01:37:25.756 --> 01:37:26.757 Frank. 01:37:29.635 --> 01:37:33.221 - Zero delay on the distribution plan. - Of course. 01:37:33.305 --> 01:37:36.350 Scrap Lucy's precious promotional marketing crap. 01:37:36.434 --> 01:37:40.228 - Tell everyone ASAP. - Definitely. 01:37:40.312 --> 01:37:42.773 We already have FDA approval, correct? 01:37:42.857 --> 01:37:46.693 Yes, we do. But I'm not sure how the customers will react after today. 01:37:46.777 --> 01:37:48.403 If it's cheap, they'll eat it. 01:37:48.487 --> 01:37:51.157 I guarantee early sales will be strong. 01:37:51.741 --> 01:37:54.159 Shut down the lab as already discussed. 01:37:54.243 --> 01:37:56.787 We'll visit the production facility later tonight. 01:37:56.871 --> 01:37:58.956 Get all the execs there, even the ones on vacation. 01:37:59.040 --> 01:38:00.690 Put all the pigs into production. 01:38:01.125 --> 01:38:02.709 Even the best super pig? 01:38:02.793 --> 01:38:04.837 Every last one of them. 01:38:15.556 --> 01:38:18.517 - You okay? - K. .. 01:38:18.601 --> 01:38:19.852 What are you doing? 01:38:26.734 --> 01:38:27.777 Okja... 01:38:28.861 --> 01:38:30.071 We need to hurry. 01:38:35.826 --> 01:38:37.828 Look, I'm just saying that if I call you one time, 01:38:37.912 --> 01:38:40.122 I like for you to pick up the first time, know what I mean? 01:38:40.206 --> 01:38:43.375 Like, I have a friend here who's incredibly sick. 01:38:45.336 --> 01:38:47.986 Are you even certified? Do you know what you're doing? 01:38:48.964 --> 01:38:51.614 The guy's bleeding out! Do you know what you're doing? 01:39:09.568 --> 01:39:12.363 Mija, are you okay? 01:39:20.162 --> 01:39:21.962 She wants to know where we're going. 01:39:26.335 --> 01:39:27.419 We're going to Okja. 01:39:28.087 --> 01:39:29.130 Okja? 01:39:31.173 --> 01:39:35.177 Yes, but you should know the situation is not good. 01:39:36.720 --> 01:39:37.930 What is it? 01:39:38.806 --> 01:39:41.308 I didn't... There is no other way. 01:39:45.646 --> 01:39:47.814 I wish you didn't have to see this. 01:39:47.898 --> 01:39:49.859 Just tell me where she is! 01:39:56.991 --> 01:39:59.451 We are going to need your help. Mija... 01:40:03.873 --> 01:40:05.124 Ah! 01:40:18.846 --> 01:40:20.055 Okja. 01:40:20.139 --> 01:40:21.307 Wait! Mija! 01:40:26.228 --> 01:40:27.938 Okja! 01:40:28.022 --> 01:40:29.523 Okja! 01:40:29.607 --> 01:40:33.110 - Okja! Okja! - Okja! 01:40:33.777 --> 01:40:35.779 - Okja! - Okja! 01:40:35.863 --> 01:40:37.114 Okja! 01:40:37.198 --> 01:40:39.741 - Okja! - Okja! 01:40:39.825 --> 01:40:41.743 Okja! 01:40:41.827 --> 01:40:43.036 - Okja! - Okja! 01:40:43.120 --> 01:40:46.331 Emergency, emergency. We have intruders in section A-24! 01:40:46.415 --> 01:40:47.416 Come on. 01:40:48.167 --> 01:40:49.209 I'm so sorry. 01:40:49.293 --> 01:40:52.796 This is nonlethal. This is a nonlethal choke hold, okay? 01:40:52.880 --> 01:40:56.300 All right, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. Okay? 01:40:56.842 --> 01:41:00.387 Six minutes, 45 seconds before Black Chalk arrive! 01:41:01.764 --> 01:41:03.390 This is our last chance. 01:41:12.608 --> 01:41:15.027 - Okja! - Okja! 01:41:16.070 --> 01:41:17.738 Okja! 01:41:21.200 --> 01:41:22.493 Okja! 01:41:25.829 --> 01:41:27.915 No! Don't go inside! 01:42:17.131 --> 01:42:18.132 Hey! 01:43:33.707 --> 01:43:34.750 Okja. 01:43:37.503 --> 01:43:38.670 Okja! 01:43:39.213 --> 01:43:40.339 No! 01:43:47.554 --> 01:43:49.640 - Okja... - Wait. 01:43:55.521 --> 01:43:57.731 - This what caused the alarm? - I believe so. 01:43:57.815 --> 01:44:00.942 I'm flummoxed that security is so lax as to allow a bunch of hooligans 01:44:01.026 --> 01:44:02.944 to delay the production line, even for a second. 01:44:03.028 --> 01:44:06.489 It won't happen again. Please note that Black Chalk was here exactly on time. 01:44:06.573 --> 01:44:09.576 - No, guys, guys, this is- -Please, don't touch her! 01:44:09.660 --> 01:44:12.412 - Sir! Sir, put the gun down. It's okay. - Stop! Less violence! 01:44:12.496 --> 01:44:13.663 No! No violence! 01:44:13.747 --> 01:44:17.250 Isn't this Lucy's beloved fearless pig rider? 01:44:17.334 --> 01:44:21.629 She is. And that's our best super pig. 01:44:21.713 --> 01:44:23.048 Well, what's the hiccup? 01:44:23.966 --> 01:44:25.467 Why is it still alive? 01:44:26.135 --> 01:44:27.886 Why you want to kill Okja? 01:44:28.554 --> 01:44:30.806 Well, we can only sell the dead ones. 01:44:32.391 --> 01:44:35.685 I wanna go home with Okja. 01:44:35.769 --> 01:44:38.355 No, it's my property. 01:44:38.439 --> 01:44:41.816 - You're a fucking psychopath. - You should be ashamed of yourself. 01:44:41.900 --> 01:44:44.986 Fuck off! We're extremely proud of our achievements. 01:44:45.070 --> 01:44:46.946 We're very hardworking businesspeople. 01:44:47.030 --> 01:44:49.992 We do deals, and these are the deals we do. 01:44:50.742 --> 01:44:53.870 This is the tenderloin for the sophisticated restaurants. 01:44:53.954 --> 01:44:57.165 The Mexicans love the feet. I know. Go figure! 01:44:57.249 --> 01:45:02.587 We all love the face and the anus, as American as apple pie! Hot dogs. 01:45:02.671 --> 01:45:06.300 It's all edible. All edible, except the squeal. 01:45:08.051 --> 01:45:11.805 - So you're the other Mirando. - And you are? 01:45:13.056 --> 01:45:15.392 - Let Mija and Okja go. - Why? 01:45:16.602 --> 01:45:18.452 You already have a shitload of money. 01:45:19.021 --> 01:45:21.439 - Please. - This is business. 01:45:21.523 --> 01:45:25.443 Hey, Nancy! I hold all creatures dear to my heart, 01:45:25.527 --> 01:45:28.071 but you are crying out to be an exception. 01:45:28.906 --> 01:45:29.948 Mija! 01:45:30.449 --> 01:45:31.950 Oh, okay. 01:45:34.953 --> 01:45:36.246 Termínalo. 01:45:37.664 --> 01:45:38.916 No, wait! 01:45:50.427 --> 01:45:53.555 I want to buy Okja... alive. 01:46:30.425 --> 01:46:31.843 Hmm. 01:46:31.927 --> 01:46:33.136 Very nice. 01:46:34.680 --> 01:46:36.055 We have a deal. 01:46:36.139 --> 01:46:37.974 This thing is worth a lot of money. 01:46:38.058 --> 01:46:40.894 Make sure our customer and her purchase get home safely. 01:46:40.978 --> 01:46:44.814 Our first ever Mirando super pig sale. Pleasure doing business with you. 01:46:44.898 --> 01:46:46.525 Libéralo. 01:50:20.280 --> 01:50:21.656 Did you pick a lot? 01:50:21.740 --> 01:50:22.741 Yes. 01:50:27.621 --> 01:50:29.247 Don't scare the chickens. 01:59:56.981 --> 01:59:59.901 It's gonna be big. Record-breaking. 02:00:01.319 --> 02:00:04.029 Lot of folks flying in from Midwest and Canada. 02:00:04.113 --> 02:00:05.365 Good. 02:00:06.157 --> 02:00:07.783 Oh, let me introduce you to a new member. 02:00:07.867 --> 02:00:09.077 Hey. 02:00:11.371 --> 02:00:14.581 He runs Mirandoisfucked.com. Just got in from Seoul. 02:00:14.665 --> 02:00:16.500 - Hi. What's your name? - Red. 02:00:16.584 --> 02:00:18.711 Red. Oh, it's because of your hair? 02:00:18.795 --> 02:00:21.506 Hey. Quit bugging her. 02:00:23.674 --> 02:00:24.883 He's a chatty one. 02:00:24.967 --> 02:00:27.067 I'm assuming Mirando bigwigs will be there? 02:00:27.553 --> 02:00:29.763 - Of course. - Mirandoisfucked.com. 02:00:29.847 --> 02:00:31.974 Including Nancy Mirando. 02:00:41.484 --> 02:00:42.485 There it is. 02:00:42.509 --> 02:01:02.509 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: Telegram: @bollbolljan ::. .:: Instagram: @bollbolljan_Com ::.