WEBVTT 00:00:07.043 --> 00:00:27.043 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:49.067 --> 00:01:50.444 Huh? Oh! 00:01:52.112 --> 00:01:53.159 (ROARS) 00:01:55.449 --> 00:01:57.543 (BOTH GASP) 00:02:00.329 --> 00:02:01.672 (ALL SCREAMING) 00:02:05.125 --> 00:02:06.217 Ooh! 00:02:08.754 --> 00:02:10.097 (SCREAMS) 00:02:16.511 --> 00:02:17.763 (ANIMAL WHIMPERING) 00:02:22.517 --> 00:02:23.644 (GRUNTS) 00:02:25.312 --> 00:02:26.905 (ALL GRUNTING, PANTING) 00:02:33.028 --> 00:02:34.655 (ALL GRUNTING) 00:02:40.035 --> 00:02:41.127 (BOTH GASP) 00:02:41.912 --> 00:02:43.459 (BOTH LAUGH) 00:02:53.799 --> 00:02:54.845 Hmm? 00:02:54.925 --> 00:02:55.801 (LAUGHING) 00:02:55.884 --> 00:02:56.847 (SIZZLING) 00:02:56.927 --> 00:02:58.054 (SCREAMING IN PAIN) 00:02:58.136 --> 00:02:59.433 (LAUGHING MOCKINGLY) 00:02:59.513 --> 00:03:01.184 - (CONTINUES SCREAMING) - (LAUGHS) 00:03:01.264 --> 00:03:02.140 Huh? 00:03:02.224 --> 00:03:03.442 - (SIZZLING) - (SCREAMS IN PAIN) 00:03:05.435 --> 00:03:07.187 (YELPING) 00:03:08.105 --> 00:03:10.733 (ALL GRUNTING) 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:13.197 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:03:15.612 --> 00:03:17.285 Oop! (SCREAMS) 00:03:18.740 --> 00:03:19.707 Huh? 00:03:20.492 --> 00:03:21.994 (GRUNTING) 00:03:24.955 --> 00:03:26.423 (ALL GRUNTING) 00:03:27.791 --> 00:03:29.838 (ALL CHEERING) 00:03:29.918 --> 00:03:31.465 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:03:37.718 --> 00:03:38.719 (GRUNTS) 00:03:38.802 --> 00:03:40.429 (ALL CHEERING) 00:03:41.388 --> 00:03:42.355 (GRUNTS) 00:03:44.474 --> 00:03:46.226 (ALL CHEERING) 00:04:22.095 --> 00:04:23.222 (GASPS) 00:04:35.358 --> 00:04:36.826 (SNORTING) 00:04:39.571 --> 00:04:41.159 (DUG) Nearly there, Hognob. 00:04:41.239 --> 00:04:43.958 Nearly there. Just a bit farther. 00:04:45.577 --> 00:04:47.124 Try a little bit harder. 00:04:48.038 --> 00:04:50.006 Oh, we can do it. 00:04:52.125 --> 00:04:53.839 Just a little bit more, Hognob. 00:04:53.919 --> 00:04:56.717 (GRUNTING) Huh? 00:04:56.797 --> 00:04:59.141 I... I can reach it. 00:05:05.013 --> 00:05:06.014 Got it. 00:05:08.225 --> 00:05:09.852 (SCREAMING) 00:05:09.935 --> 00:05:10.982 Still got it! 00:05:11.269 --> 00:05:12.521 Oh! 00:05:12.604 --> 00:05:14.652 (GRUNTING) 00:05:15.816 --> 00:05:17.409 (YELPING) 00:05:19.653 --> 00:05:20.654 (SNORTING) 00:05:20.737 --> 00:05:23.285 (LAUGHING) Wait, Hognob, enough! 00:05:23.365 --> 00:05:25.743 Oi, enough now! (LAUGHS) 00:05:26.535 --> 00:05:28.128 (MAMMOTH TRUMPETING) 00:05:29.287 --> 00:05:32.712 Mammoths! Come on, Hognob. Let's go wake Bobnar. 00:05:33.166 --> 00:05:34.384 Hey, Chief. 00:05:37.963 --> 00:05:38.930 (SQUEAKING) 00:05:40.215 --> 00:05:41.182 Chief! 00:05:42.175 --> 00:05:43.552 What? What? What? 00:05:43.635 --> 00:05:44.636 (GROANING) 00:05:44.970 --> 00:05:46.517 (DUG) Are you awake, Chief? 00:05:47.222 --> 00:05:48.474 (LAUGHS) 00:05:48.557 --> 00:05:50.059 - (SCREAMS) - (DUG) Chief? 00:05:50.475 --> 00:05:51.727 Time to go hunting. 00:05:51.810 --> 00:05:53.648 Bit early, isn't it, Dug? 00:05:53.728 --> 00:05:56.443 But, Chief, we're early man. 00:05:56.523 --> 00:05:57.490 (YAWNS) 00:05:59.651 --> 00:06:00.948 Come on, everyone. 00:06:01.319 --> 00:06:02.411 Time to get up. 00:06:08.410 --> 00:06:09.411 Huh? 00:06:09.995 --> 00:06:11.793 (SLEEPING NOISES) 00:06:13.999 --> 00:06:15.046 Mm. 00:06:16.459 --> 00:06:17.586 (ALL GASP) 00:06:18.628 --> 00:06:20.255 Morning, everyone. 00:06:20.338 --> 00:06:22.841 (ALL) Morning! Morning, Chief. Morning, Chief. Morning, Chief. 00:06:23.300 --> 00:06:25.428 - Bit nippy this morning. - (CROCODILE BITES) 00:06:25.510 --> 00:06:26.853 Ow! Ow! 00:06:27.971 --> 00:06:28.892 - Ow! - (SQUEAKS) 00:06:28.972 --> 00:06:30.143 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:06:30.223 --> 00:06:31.520 Oops. Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 00:06:32.225 --> 00:06:33.226 (SQUEAKS) 00:06:34.019 --> 00:06:35.565 Wait, Chief. Chief... 00:06:35.645 --> 00:06:37.272 (VIBRATING) 00:06:37.606 --> 00:06:38.528 Chief. 00:06:39.107 --> 00:06:40.529 So I've been thinking. 00:06:40.609 --> 00:06:42.447 You know we always hunt rabbits? 00:06:42.527 --> 00:06:45.617 Oh, yeah. Very tasty they are, too. 00:06:45.697 --> 00:06:48.371 Yes, but couldn't we try hunting something... 00:06:49.117 --> 00:06:51.666 well, you know, bigger? 00:06:51.995 --> 00:06:54.334 What, like a hare? 00:06:54.414 --> 00:06:57.087 No, like a buffalo, or a mammoth. 00:06:57.167 --> 00:06:58.089 (GASPS) 00:07:00.003 --> 00:07:05.510 (CHUCKLES) You want us to hunt a five-ton, bone-crushing mammoth? 00:07:05.592 --> 00:07:07.435 Yeah. Why not? 00:07:07.761 --> 00:07:08.932 Huh? 00:07:09.012 --> 00:07:11.560 I really believe we could do it, Chief. 00:07:11.640 --> 00:07:14.729 Dug, look at our ancestors. 00:07:14.809 --> 00:07:18.024 You don't see them hunting big things, do you? 00:07:18.104 --> 00:07:20.448 They hunted little round beasts. 00:07:21.858 --> 00:07:23.485 Of some sort. 00:07:23.902 --> 00:07:26.700 Yeah, what are those things anyway? 00:07:26.780 --> 00:07:28.076 Don't know. 00:07:28.156 --> 00:07:30.159 I suppose they couldn't draw rabbits back then. 00:07:39.501 --> 00:07:40.797 Wait. Sorry, no, Chief. 00:07:40.877 --> 00:07:42.049 Chief... 00:07:42.754 --> 00:07:44.381 about the mammoth thing... 00:07:44.464 --> 00:07:47.934 Look, I'll tell you what, I'll definitely bear it in mind. 00:07:48.593 --> 00:07:49.720 All right? 00:07:51.179 --> 00:07:52.931 Come on, Dug. 00:07:53.014 --> 00:07:55.813 Right, gather round. 00:07:56.726 --> 00:07:57.853 Grab a spear. 00:07:59.020 --> 00:08:00.859 Oh! It's pointy! 00:08:00.939 --> 00:08:04.654 - Oh, Treebor. Just get over there. - Aw, Mum! 00:08:04.734 --> 00:08:06.448 - Morning, Barry. - Morning, Dug. 00:08:06.528 --> 00:08:08.325 Mr. Rock coming hunting today? 00:08:08.405 --> 00:08:11.077 Oh, yeah, wouldn't miss it for the world. 00:08:11.157 --> 00:08:13.622 Morning, Asbo. Change your underpants today? 00:08:13.702 --> 00:08:15.624 Yeah! Changed them with Thongo, Chief. 00:08:15.704 --> 00:08:16.751 Champion! 00:08:17.038 --> 00:08:18.039 Mmm. 00:08:18.123 --> 00:08:19.586 - Chief. - Yes, Gravelle? 00:08:19.666 --> 00:08:23.546 Um, when I put my arm up, it hurts. 00:08:24.254 --> 00:08:26.051 Well, don't do it, then. 00:08:26.131 --> 00:08:29.429 Grubup, don't eat that. That's Eemak. 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:30.761 (CHUCKLES) Yum! 00:08:30.844 --> 00:08:33.768 (GRUMBLING) 00:08:34.764 --> 00:08:37.017 Exactly. Uh... right. 00:08:37.434 --> 00:08:38.777 Heads down, everyone. 00:08:39.602 --> 00:08:40.694 Thank you, Dug. 00:08:42.689 --> 00:08:43.816 Shh! 00:08:45.066 --> 00:08:46.113 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:08:47.068 --> 00:08:50.533 We give thanks for our valley, our home, 00:08:50.613 --> 00:08:53.411 this precious ground which sustains us 00:08:53.491 --> 00:08:56.836 and gives us shelter from the Badlands. 00:08:57.370 --> 00:09:02.170 May we live in peace, balance, and harmony with our forest 00:09:02.250 --> 00:09:05.049 and all the creatures we share it with. 00:09:08.006 --> 00:09:10.095 Right, let's go kill something. 00:09:10.175 --> 00:09:11.427 (ALL CHEERING) 00:09:20.310 --> 00:09:21.903 (SNIFFING) 00:09:33.698 --> 00:09:34.786 (MIMICS BIRD CALL) 00:09:34.866 --> 00:09:36.118 (CLICKING TONGUE) 00:09:38.119 --> 00:09:40.247 (CONTINUES MIMICKING BIRD CALL) 00:09:47.003 --> 00:09:49.472 (IMITATES BIRD CALL) 00:09:52.217 --> 00:09:53.890 (CAWING) 00:09:54.469 --> 00:09:56.893 (CHITTERING) 00:09:59.808 --> 00:10:01.646 (MIMICS RABBIT SQUEAK) 00:10:01.726 --> 00:10:02.818 (GROANS) 00:10:03.228 --> 00:10:04.774 - A rabbit! - (SQUEAKS) 00:10:04.854 --> 00:10:06.151 (ALL SHOUTING) 00:10:08.024 --> 00:10:10.823 That's it. That's it. 00:10:13.655 --> 00:10:15.453 - I've got him. - (SQUEAKS) 00:10:15.907 --> 00:10:17.375 (DUG) To you, Eemak. 00:10:19.452 --> 00:10:20.374 (EEMAK) Ouch. 00:10:20.787 --> 00:10:22.380 (GIBBERISH) 00:10:22.997 --> 00:10:24.044 (GROANS) 00:10:24.874 --> 00:10:26.001 Nice try, though. 00:10:26.084 --> 00:10:28.303 Let's use an element of surprise. 00:10:28.586 --> 00:10:30.508 - (SQUEAKS) - (SCREAMS) 00:10:30.588 --> 00:10:31.931 - (GIGGLES) - Righto, Chief. 00:10:32.632 --> 00:10:34.225 - Ow! - I got him! 00:10:36.845 --> 00:10:37.812 No, I haven't! 00:10:38.179 --> 00:10:40.894 (GROANS) Great! Champion! 00:10:40.974 --> 00:10:41.896 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 00:10:45.019 --> 00:10:46.146 Got you! 00:10:46.437 --> 00:10:47.438 Whoa! 00:10:47.522 --> 00:10:48.819 I got this, Gravelle. 00:10:50.984 --> 00:10:52.236 Ha-hey! 00:10:52.318 --> 00:10:53.695 - (SCREAMING) - (BOTH SCREAM) 00:10:55.196 --> 00:10:56.573 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 00:11:01.161 --> 00:11:02.379 (SQUEAKS) 00:11:03.246 --> 00:11:04.498 (WHIMPERS) 00:11:05.832 --> 00:11:08.171 Well done, Mr. Rock! 00:11:08.251 --> 00:11:09.839 (ALL WHOOP) 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:11.716 Nice job, everyone. 00:11:11.796 --> 00:11:14.424 - Rabbit surprise tonight! - (ALL CHEER) 00:11:14.757 --> 00:11:16.346 (WHOOPING) 00:11:16.426 --> 00:11:17.473 (RHYTHMIC DRUMMING) 00:11:18.678 --> 00:11:21.102 (PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC) 00:11:22.765 --> 00:11:25.234 (TOOTING HORN) 00:11:28.563 --> 00:11:29.815 See, Dug? 00:11:30.315 --> 00:11:33.319 We hunt rabbits, everyone's happy. 00:11:33.401 --> 00:11:34.778 (WHOOPING) 00:11:35.153 --> 00:11:37.242 Although the thing about rabbits, Chief, 00:11:37.322 --> 00:11:39.285 well, they are quite small. 00:11:39.365 --> 00:11:41.993 Dug, Dug. Look at us... 00:11:43.411 --> 00:11:47.041 You seriously think we could catch a mammoth? 00:11:47.123 --> 00:11:48.711 Nice moves, Mr. Rock. 00:11:48.791 --> 00:11:49.792 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Us lot? 00:11:51.085 --> 00:11:52.712 You've been practicing. 00:11:55.340 --> 00:11:57.263 (DISTANT THUDDING) 00:11:58.259 --> 00:11:59.477 (GROWLING) 00:12:00.261 --> 00:12:01.558 (BARKING) 00:12:06.017 --> 00:12:07.981 Shush, everyone. 00:12:08.061 --> 00:12:11.031 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 00:12:15.318 --> 00:12:16.536 (BRANCHES RUSTLING) 00:12:30.625 --> 00:12:31.672 (CLANGS) 00:12:32.210 --> 00:12:33.507 (ALL GASP) 00:12:33.836 --> 00:12:35.713 Ooh. 00:12:44.514 --> 00:12:45.857 (ALL EXCLAIM) 00:12:47.517 --> 00:12:49.986 The rabbits are fighting back! 00:12:50.645 --> 00:12:51.772 (ALL YELPING) 00:12:51.854 --> 00:12:53.902 I don't think this is rabbits. 00:12:55.441 --> 00:12:56.693 Attack! 00:13:00.196 --> 00:13:01.698 (GASPING) 00:13:04.534 --> 00:13:06.497 (ALL WHIMPERING) 00:13:06.577 --> 00:13:08.705 (TRUMPETING) 00:13:10.623 --> 00:13:12.341 - Run! - (ALL SCREAMING) 00:13:21.926 --> 00:13:23.018 (SQUEAKS) 00:13:25.972 --> 00:13:27.224 (CHEERS) 00:13:28.182 --> 00:13:29.274 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 00:13:30.226 --> 00:13:31.978 Mr. Rock! 00:13:34.522 --> 00:13:36.110 No! 00:13:36.190 --> 00:13:38.409 (SOBBING) No! 00:13:39.402 --> 00:13:41.199 To the Badlands! 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:43.117 What, leave the valley? 00:13:43.197 --> 00:13:44.824 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Come on. Just run. 00:13:45.575 --> 00:13:46.952 (HOGNOB BARKING) 00:13:47.035 --> 00:13:48.162 Hognob! 00:13:48.244 --> 00:13:49.621 (GROWLING, BARKING) 00:13:50.371 --> 00:13:51.372 (GASPS) 00:13:57.086 --> 00:13:58.299 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Where's Dug? 00:13:58.379 --> 00:13:59.722 Have you seen Dug? 00:14:00.131 --> 00:14:01.258 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:14:03.676 --> 00:14:05.384 - Go on. - (BARRY) Thank you, Chief. 00:14:05.470 --> 00:14:07.017 (DISTANT TRUMPETING) 00:14:07.555 --> 00:14:08.727 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Dug! 00:14:17.607 --> 00:14:19.280 (GROWLING) 00:14:48.221 --> 00:14:49.689 (WITH FRENCH ACCENT) Hmm... 00:14:50.181 --> 00:14:51.899 excellent. 00:14:55.144 --> 00:14:57.738 All right, secure the valley. 00:14:58.606 --> 00:15:00.529 Start mining ore. 00:15:01.526 --> 00:15:03.028 Or what, Lord Nooth? 00:15:05.905 --> 00:15:09.871 Ore, you fool! Start mining the ore. 00:15:09.951 --> 00:15:12.454 The metal that's in the ground. 00:15:13.413 --> 00:15:16.461 Oh, the ore! In the ground. 00:15:16.541 --> 00:15:17.508 (CHUCKLES) Yes. 00:15:21.379 --> 00:15:22.842 What about the primitives? 00:15:22.922 --> 00:15:25.470 Oh, let them rot in The Badlands. 00:15:25.550 --> 00:15:29.054 They are the low-achievers of history with their puny flints... 00:15:29.137 --> 00:15:31.309 (DUG) You've picked the wrong tribe to mess with. 00:15:31.389 --> 00:15:33.892 (LORD NOOTH, MOCKINGLY) Oh, I am so scared! You are waving your stones about! 00:15:33.975 --> 00:15:35.352 (YELLING) 00:15:35.435 --> 00:15:37.398 The Age of Stone is over, Dino. 00:15:37.478 --> 00:15:38.566 (CONTINUES YELLING) 00:15:38.646 --> 00:15:41.525 Long live the Age of Bronze! 00:15:41.607 --> 00:15:42.820 (DUG GRUNTS) 00:15:42.900 --> 00:15:43.822 (GASPS) 00:15:46.946 --> 00:15:48.949 - Oh. - (SCOFFS) 00:15:54.537 --> 00:15:56.289 (GASPS, WHIMPERS) 00:15:56.372 --> 00:15:58.044 (LORD NOOTH) Okay, let's get moving. 00:15:58.124 --> 00:15:59.921 Of course, Lord Nooth. Hyah! 00:16:00.001 --> 00:16:01.589 (LORD NOOTH) I'm late for my massage. 00:16:01.669 --> 00:16:03.467 (MAMMOTH ROARING) 00:16:04.088 --> 00:16:05.806 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 00:16:10.344 --> 00:16:12.642 (HOWLING) 00:16:25.526 --> 00:16:27.153 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:16:29.155 --> 00:16:30.498 (MAMMOTH TRUMPETING) 00:16:33.743 --> 00:16:35.370 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 00:16:40.458 --> 00:16:42.210 (GROANING SOFTLY) Huh? 00:16:44.420 --> 00:16:45.342 (GASPS) 00:16:48.674 --> 00:16:49.596 (DUG YELPS) 00:16:50.134 --> 00:16:51.101 (GRUNTS) 00:16:51.802 --> 00:16:53.395 (YELPS, SCREAMS) 00:16:54.388 --> 00:16:55.389 (GASPING) 00:16:57.600 --> 00:16:58.522 Uh... 00:17:01.854 --> 00:17:03.072 (GASPS) 00:17:04.023 --> 00:17:05.150 (GROANS) 00:17:13.074 --> 00:17:14.495 Uh... 00:17:14.575 --> 00:17:15.747 (GASPING) 00:17:20.540 --> 00:17:21.792 - (OX BRAYS) - (GASPS) 00:17:22.708 --> 00:17:24.676 (CART DRIVER) What are you doing? Get out of the way! 00:17:25.336 --> 00:17:26.428 Hey! Hey! 00:17:36.472 --> 00:17:37.435 (GASPS) 00:17:37.515 --> 00:17:39.358 (TOOLMAKER) Multi-purpose pen swords! 00:17:40.685 --> 00:17:43.188 Very handy for opening bottles, too! 00:17:43.896 --> 00:17:45.693 Sliced bread. Wow! 00:17:45.773 --> 00:17:48.902 That's the best thing since... well, ever! 00:17:48.985 --> 00:17:51.659 - (CLANGING) - (GROANS) Oh! 00:17:55.199 --> 00:17:56.166 Hmm. 00:17:57.618 --> 00:17:59.207 - (CLANGING) - (GOONA) Hey! 00:17:59.287 --> 00:18:01.540 - (DUG) Huh? - Don't touch the bronze. 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:03.711 - The what? - The bronze! 00:18:03.791 --> 00:18:06.169 Where have you been, the Stone Age? 00:18:06.252 --> 00:18:08.255 Oh. Uh... 00:18:08.879 --> 00:18:09.926 What? 00:18:11.007 --> 00:18:12.303 (CHUCKLES) 00:18:12.383 --> 00:18:13.601 - (BANGING GONG) - (GASPS) 00:18:18.848 --> 00:18:20.441 (CHANTING) 00:18:23.144 --> 00:18:25.317 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 00:18:26.147 --> 00:18:28.571 (ALL CHANTING) 00:18:34.614 --> 00:18:37.828 (ORDERLY) Fifty schnookels! Fifty schnookels! 00:18:37.908 --> 00:18:41.457 Voluntary contribution. Everyone has to pay! 00:18:41.537 --> 00:18:42.959 (MAN 1) It has gone up again. 00:18:43.039 --> 00:18:45.042 - (MAN 2) It's daylight robbery! - Fifty schnookels! 00:18:45.124 --> 00:18:46.712 Voluntary contribution! 00:18:46.792 --> 00:18:49.257 Hey! She hasn't voluntarily contributed. 00:18:49.337 --> 00:18:51.425 (GUARD) Hmm? Stop her! 00:18:51.505 --> 00:18:53.132 (SCREAMS) 00:18:53.215 --> 00:18:55.934 - Hey. Hey. - (GUARD) Oi! Stop her! 00:19:00.973 --> 00:19:02.225 (PANTING) 00:19:03.601 --> 00:19:04.773 (YELPING) 00:19:11.567 --> 00:19:12.694 (GRUNTING) 00:19:14.695 --> 00:19:15.662 (YELPING) 00:19:17.657 --> 00:19:19.079 Whoa! 00:19:21.786 --> 00:19:22.913 Whoa! 00:19:24.830 --> 00:19:26.127 (HUMMING) 00:19:26.791 --> 00:19:27.712 Huh? 00:19:27.792 --> 00:19:31.422 (CHUCKLES) Hello. Oh! 00:19:31.504 --> 00:19:32.800 (MAN SCREAMS) 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:34.223 (CRASHING) 00:19:35.424 --> 00:19:37.138 - (METAL CLANGS) - (MAN GROANS) 00:19:37.218 --> 00:19:38.936 - (DOOR BANGS) - (DUG) Sorry! 00:19:45.101 --> 00:19:46.272 (JURGEND LAUGHS) I tell you, 00:19:46.352 --> 00:19:48.605 I wouldn't want to be facing me out there. 00:19:48.688 --> 00:19:49.815 (MAN LAUGHING) 00:19:49.897 --> 00:19:51.649 - (ARMOR CREAKING) - (GROANING) 00:19:54.568 --> 00:19:58.539 (GONAD) Hey, Hügelgraber, can't you see in that thing? 00:19:58.948 --> 00:20:00.621 The arena's this way. 00:20:02.702 --> 00:20:04.796 (CROWD CHANTING) 00:20:05.287 --> 00:20:09.003 You girls are gonna get slaughtered. (LAUGHS) 00:20:09.083 --> 00:20:10.755 - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) - (GROWLS) 00:20:10.835 --> 00:20:12.423 (GONAD) Let's go! 00:20:12.503 --> 00:20:15.222 (CALL AND RESPONSE CHANTING) 00:20:30.938 --> 00:20:36.820 All stand for our mighty leader, Lord Nooth! 00:20:36.902 --> 00:20:39.075 - (CROWD CHEERING) - (GASPS) 00:20:39.155 --> 00:20:43.126 Who challenges the champions? 00:20:43.451 --> 00:20:46.045 We challenge the champions! 00:20:46.370 --> 00:20:48.498 We accept the challenge! 00:20:48.581 --> 00:20:51.420 - (CROWD CHEERING) - (BOTH GROWLING) 00:20:51.500 --> 00:20:53.589 The hour has come. 00:20:53.669 --> 00:20:55.387 (DRUM ROLL) 00:20:56.630 --> 00:20:59.805 Let the sacred game commence! 00:21:00.176 --> 00:21:01.928 (CHEERING) 00:21:10.394 --> 00:21:14.235 (ANNOUNCER) Introducing Real Bronzio 00:21:14.315 --> 00:21:17.530 and the captain, Jurgend! 00:21:17.610 --> 00:21:22.116 Today's match official, Referee Dino! 00:21:22.490 --> 00:21:25.538 (LORD NOOTH) In the name of Queen Oofeefa, 00:21:25.618 --> 00:21:29.043 we give thanks for the beautiful game. 00:21:30.372 --> 00:21:32.795 Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! 00:21:32.875 --> 00:21:34.714 (CROWD) Oi! Oi! Oi! 00:21:34.794 --> 00:21:37.383 Let's play football! 00:21:37.463 --> 00:21:38.801 - (CROWD CHEERING) - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 00:21:38.881 --> 00:21:40.258 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:21:40.341 --> 00:21:43.561 Whilst I count my schnookels. 00:21:44.637 --> 00:21:45.638 (DUG GRUNTING) 00:21:53.562 --> 00:21:54.859 (SCREAMS) 00:21:56.565 --> 00:21:58.738 Hügelgraber! What are you doing? 00:21:58.818 --> 00:22:00.161 Get in the goal! 00:22:00.486 --> 00:22:03.706 What's up with Hügelgraber? Come on! 00:22:09.954 --> 00:22:11.376 Pick it up! Pick it up! 00:22:12.164 --> 00:22:13.666 To me! To me! 00:22:15.125 --> 00:22:17.339 What? Put it down! 00:22:17.419 --> 00:22:18.420 Put it down! 00:22:19.797 --> 00:22:20.719 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 00:22:21.173 --> 00:22:22.140 Free kick! 00:22:25.636 --> 00:22:28.481 Hügelgraber! Just get in the game! 00:22:30.808 --> 00:22:31.935 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 00:22:36.772 --> 00:22:38.649 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 00:22:51.120 --> 00:22:53.168 (SLO-MO VOICE) Just kick it! 00:22:53.622 --> 00:22:54.999 (HEART THUMPING) 00:23:01.005 --> 00:23:02.132 (CROWD GASPS) 00:23:04.425 --> 00:23:06.052 - (CROWD GASPING) - Huh? 00:23:06.510 --> 00:23:08.604 (CROWD SHOUTING) 00:23:11.932 --> 00:23:13.104 (ALL CHEERING) 00:23:13.642 --> 00:23:14.564 Huh? (SCREAMS) 00:23:15.352 --> 00:23:16.353 (GRUNTS) 00:23:16.437 --> 00:23:18.484 What are you doing, Hügelgraber? 00:23:18.564 --> 00:23:20.361 You just scored an own goal! 00:23:20.441 --> 00:23:22.530 (PLAYERS CHEERING) 00:23:22.610 --> 00:23:24.406 (HÜGELGRABER) He's not me! 00:23:24.486 --> 00:23:26.659 - Huh? - (CROWD GASPS) 00:23:27.990 --> 00:23:29.742 (WOLF WHISTLE) 00:23:31.035 --> 00:23:32.412 - Oh! - (CROWD GASPS) 00:23:32.494 --> 00:23:34.246 - Huh? - (CHUCKLES) 00:23:34.663 --> 00:23:36.335 A caveman? 00:23:36.415 --> 00:23:39.294 - A caveman? - (CROWD) A caveman? 00:23:39.835 --> 00:23:42.884 Playing the sacred game? Bring him here. 00:23:43.589 --> 00:23:44.681 (GRUNTS) 00:23:45.466 --> 00:23:47.137 How dare you... 00:23:47.217 --> 00:23:49.311 Oh. (GRUNTS) 00:23:49.845 --> 00:23:53.770 How dare you set foot on our hallowed ground? 00:23:56.810 --> 00:23:59.525 You took our ground. 00:23:59.605 --> 00:24:02.444 - Our home! - (SCOFFS) Oh, that. 00:24:02.524 --> 00:24:04.363 Listen, you Stone Age brute. 00:24:04.443 --> 00:24:06.662 You have no home. 00:24:07.071 --> 00:24:09.825 Your kind are finished on this Earth. 00:24:10.741 --> 00:24:12.334 Now take him away and kill him. 00:24:12.993 --> 00:24:13.960 Slowly. 00:24:14.954 --> 00:24:16.957 (CROWD LAUGHING) 00:24:18.499 --> 00:24:22.089 Argh! No, I mean take him away at normal speed 00:24:22.169 --> 00:24:24.422 and kill him slowly. Idiots! 00:24:24.505 --> 00:24:26.348 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Now get on with the game. 00:24:28.926 --> 00:24:32.141 (VIKING CAPTAIN) We challenge the champions! 00:24:32.221 --> 00:24:33.939 Wait... Wait! 00:24:37.393 --> 00:24:38.981 (YELLING) 00:24:39.061 --> 00:24:40.900 - (GRUNTS) - (AIR HISSING) 00:24:40.980 --> 00:24:43.108 (ALL GASPING) 00:24:44.817 --> 00:24:46.906 (PANTING) 00:24:46.986 --> 00:24:49.865 We challenge the champions! 00:24:49.947 --> 00:24:51.290 - (ALL GASP) - Huh? 00:24:51.907 --> 00:24:54.496 What did you say? 00:24:54.576 --> 00:24:57.671 - He said, "We challenge..." - I heard what he said! 00:24:58.580 --> 00:25:01.459 If we win, we keep our valley. 00:25:01.959 --> 00:25:04.337 You leave my tribe in peace. 00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:05.797 - (CROWD MURMURING) - Hmm. 00:25:06.296 --> 00:25:11.473 You think you can beat us at football? 00:25:13.262 --> 00:25:14.639 (CHUCKLES) 00:25:15.889 --> 00:25:18.859 - (LAUGHING) - (CROWD LAUGHING) 00:25:20.227 --> 00:25:23.857 A match between the Bronze and the brutes? 00:25:24.565 --> 00:25:26.067 What an idea! 00:25:26.150 --> 00:25:28.869 Sacrilege, O Premier Leader! 00:25:29.194 --> 00:25:30.658 Yes. Quite. 00:25:30.738 --> 00:25:34.709 The masses would flock to see such a vulgar spectacle. Pah! 00:25:35.242 --> 00:25:36.209 Hmm... 00:25:36.994 --> 00:25:38.121 Oh! 00:25:39.455 --> 00:25:40.377 Really? 00:25:41.707 --> 00:25:44.301 For the valley, you say? 00:25:52.426 --> 00:25:54.019 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:25:54.511 --> 00:25:56.263 (ALL SOBBING) 00:26:03.020 --> 00:26:03.987 (HOGNOB) Hmm? 00:26:04.563 --> 00:26:06.440 (HOGNOB BARKING) 00:26:10.986 --> 00:26:11.908 (GASPS) 00:26:13.030 --> 00:26:14.282 - Dug! - (ASBO) It's Dug! 00:26:14.364 --> 00:26:16.037 - (BARRY) He's alive! - (EXCITED CHATTER) 00:26:18.410 --> 00:26:21.789 Uh, what's that crazy fruit he's got? 00:26:23.540 --> 00:26:24.712 (CHIEF BOBNAR) "Football"? 00:26:25.125 --> 00:26:26.843 - What's "football"? - (ALL GASP) 00:26:27.211 --> 00:26:29.049 And how's it going to get our valley back? 00:26:29.129 --> 00:26:31.803 Well, it's this amazing game, Chief. 00:26:32.508 --> 00:26:34.010 And the leader of the Bronze people, 00:26:34.093 --> 00:26:36.596 he says if we play this game and beat them at it... 00:26:36.678 --> 00:26:38.931 Ooh, nice tight shorts! 00:26:39.014 --> 00:26:40.141 Aw, Mum! 00:26:40.224 --> 00:26:42.187 ...we can have our valley back. 00:26:42.267 --> 00:26:43.814 - (ALL GASP) - That's what we want. 00:26:44.269 --> 00:26:46.817 - And if we don't beat them? - (DUG) Ah. 00:26:46.897 --> 00:26:47.898 Well, then... 00:26:48.357 --> 00:26:51.196 he said we'll spend the rest of our miserable lives 00:26:51.276 --> 00:26:52.698 working down a mine. 00:26:52.778 --> 00:26:56.032 No! 00:26:57.282 --> 00:26:59.205 - What's a "mine"? - (CHIEF BOBNAR) Dug... 00:27:00.202 --> 00:27:02.580 we've never even played this game. 00:27:02.663 --> 00:27:03.881 But that's just it. 00:27:04.790 --> 00:27:06.587 We did. Once. 00:27:06.667 --> 00:27:07.794 Huh? 00:27:07.876 --> 00:27:10.841 Those cave paintings back in our valley, 00:27:10.921 --> 00:27:15.220 they're pictures of our ancestors playing football. 00:27:15.300 --> 00:27:17.098 (ALL GASPING IN AWE) 00:27:23.684 --> 00:27:26.233 - Champion! - (DUG) So if they did it... 00:27:27.062 --> 00:27:28.609 surely we can do it. 00:27:28.689 --> 00:27:29.941 (SNEEZES) 00:27:31.233 --> 00:27:34.281 Sorry! Shimmering memories make me sneeze. 00:27:34.361 --> 00:27:36.825 This doesn't change anything, Dug. 00:27:36.905 --> 00:27:38.368 It's just too risky. 00:27:38.448 --> 00:27:40.871 Oh, come on, Chief! We can do it, Chief! 00:27:40.951 --> 00:27:43.579 I wanna play football! I wanna play now! 00:27:44.037 --> 00:27:45.834 Now! 00:27:45.914 --> 00:27:48.963 (STAMMERS) Listen... No, we're not... No! 00:27:49.543 --> 00:27:51.045 (ALL GROAN) 00:27:51.128 --> 00:27:54.223 All right, then. Don't worry about us. 00:27:54.756 --> 00:27:57.304 Yeah, we'll... (SNIFFLES) We'll be okay. 00:27:57.384 --> 00:27:59.682 We'll just die a slow and lingering death in the Badlands. 00:28:00.179 --> 00:28:01.146 Huh? 00:28:01.805 --> 00:28:03.477 Come on, Chief. 00:28:03.557 --> 00:28:06.527 Just give us a chance. Please! 00:28:08.103 --> 00:28:10.106 (GRUNTS) 00:28:11.565 --> 00:28:13.693 (SIGHS) Look, all right. 00:28:13.775 --> 00:28:15.197 (ALL GASP) 00:28:15.277 --> 00:28:18.450 Maybe we'll give this "football" idea a try, then. 00:28:18.530 --> 00:28:21.033 (ALL CHEERING) 00:28:21.116 --> 00:28:22.454 (GIGGLING) 00:28:22.534 --> 00:28:23.661 (SCREAMS) 00:28:23.744 --> 00:28:24.791 No promises, mind. 00:28:25.078 --> 00:28:27.251 The match is to be played at the full moon. 00:28:27.331 --> 00:28:29.253 (ALL CHEERING) 00:28:29.333 --> 00:28:32.337 And then we go back to the valley! 00:28:32.419 --> 00:28:34.843 - (ALL CHEERING) - Sweet! 00:28:35.505 --> 00:28:37.428 - (BUG CHITTERING) - (YELPS) 00:28:37.883 --> 00:28:39.226 (GROANS) 00:28:44.223 --> 00:28:47.147 (BOTH STRAINING) 00:28:51.188 --> 00:28:52.276 (GRUNTS) 00:28:52.356 --> 00:28:53.944 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 00:28:54.024 --> 00:28:55.992 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Right, line up, everybody! In line! 00:28:56.485 --> 00:28:58.488 - All yours, Dug. - Thanks, Chief. 00:28:58.987 --> 00:29:00.114 All right! 00:29:00.989 --> 00:29:02.832 - Um... - Um... 00:29:03.617 --> 00:29:05.956 Are hogs supposed to play football? 00:29:06.036 --> 00:29:07.708 - (GRUNTING) - No. Oh... 00:29:07.788 --> 00:29:09.916 Probably not, no. Sorry, Hognob. 00:29:10.374 --> 00:29:11.501 (SIGHS) 00:29:12.084 --> 00:29:13.085 (GROANS) 00:29:14.544 --> 00:29:17.673 - This is a football. - (ALL GASP) 00:29:17.756 --> 00:29:22.011 One side tries to kick the ball into this goal. 00:29:22.094 --> 00:29:24.016 (ALL) Ooh. 00:29:24.096 --> 00:29:28.101 And the other side tries to kick the ball in that goal. 00:29:28.183 --> 00:29:29.275 (ALL) Ahh! 00:29:29.935 --> 00:29:31.648 Football sounds hard. 00:29:31.728 --> 00:29:34.482 What happens if you kick the ball in the goal? 00:29:34.564 --> 00:29:36.692 Well, if you kick the ball in the goal, 00:29:36.775 --> 00:29:38.652 then other men hug and kiss you. 00:29:40.237 --> 00:29:41.739 - Oh. - Mmm. 00:29:41.822 --> 00:29:43.199 Right, who wants to try? 00:29:43.282 --> 00:29:44.494 - I'll give it a go. - (ALL LAUGH) 00:29:44.574 --> 00:29:45.913 - (ASBO) Nice one. - Aw, Mum! 00:29:45.993 --> 00:29:49.918 Good, Magma. All right, okay, good. Right. Um... 00:29:50.414 --> 00:29:53.212 So I'm... I'm gonna try and get the ball, 00:29:53.292 --> 00:29:55.590 and you have to stop me, okay? 00:29:57.045 --> 00:29:58.717 (GRUNTING) 00:29:58.797 --> 00:30:00.344 Come on, come on! 00:30:00.424 --> 00:30:03.513 - Ow! - (ALL CHEERING) 00:30:03.593 --> 00:30:06.058 - Nice one, Mum! - (MAGMA) Football's brilliant. 00:30:06.138 --> 00:30:08.141 (CHIEF BOBNAR) That can't be right. 00:30:08.223 --> 00:30:11.227 Surely, you can't hit other players? 00:30:11.310 --> 00:30:13.857 No, you're supposed to attack the ball. 00:30:13.937 --> 00:30:15.280 (ALL SHOUTING) 00:30:16.189 --> 00:30:18.654 No, no, no, no, not weapons! 00:30:18.734 --> 00:30:19.905 Just use fist? 00:30:19.985 --> 00:30:22.238 No! No fighting at all. 00:30:22.654 --> 00:30:24.497 - Where's the fun in that? - (DUG) Uh... 00:30:25.324 --> 00:30:26.246 Hmm. 00:30:27.743 --> 00:30:29.495 - (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (GRUBUP GRUNTING) 00:30:33.290 --> 00:30:34.508 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:30:39.004 --> 00:30:41.098 - (DUG) Okay, Thongo! - (THONGO GRUNTS) 00:30:41.590 --> 00:30:43.342 Oh! (YELPS) 00:30:43.425 --> 00:30:45.018 Ooh! (YELPS) 00:30:46.428 --> 00:30:48.016 - Oh! - Yes! 00:30:48.096 --> 00:30:51.061 Good effort. Great. Okay, next. 00:30:51.141 --> 00:30:52.518 (LAUGHS) 00:30:52.601 --> 00:30:53.814 - (DUG CLEARS THROAT) - Huh? 00:30:53.894 --> 00:30:55.146 Hognob. 00:30:55.604 --> 00:30:56.651 (SIGHS) 00:30:59.107 --> 00:31:00.279 Go for it, Asbo. 00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:02.282 (YELLING) 00:31:03.487 --> 00:31:04.989 - Yay! - (ALL CHEERING) 00:31:06.531 --> 00:31:07.828 Yay! 00:31:12.412 --> 00:31:13.834 Oh... 00:31:14.122 --> 00:31:15.123 (BALL APPROACHING) 00:31:16.458 --> 00:31:18.461 (SQUEAKING) 00:31:21.630 --> 00:31:23.177 Excuse me! 00:31:23.548 --> 00:31:25.516 Can we have our ball back, please? 00:31:28.303 --> 00:31:29.430 Huh. Hmm. 00:31:30.931 --> 00:31:32.394 - (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) - (GRUNTING) 00:31:32.474 --> 00:31:34.771 (LORD NOOTH) Trust me, Dino. This football match 00:31:34.851 --> 00:31:37.524 between the Stone Age and the Bronze World, 00:31:37.604 --> 00:31:39.318 it's perfect! 00:31:39.398 --> 00:31:43.153 - Oh, how I love it! - Yes, football. 00:31:44.111 --> 00:31:45.329 No. 00:31:45.612 --> 00:31:46.989 Bronze! 00:31:47.447 --> 00:31:49.916 - (CLINKING) - (LORD NOOTH) Mmm. 00:31:50.283 --> 00:31:53.002 So cold and hard and slippery. 00:31:53.453 --> 00:31:55.080 - Mmm. - (CHUCKLES) 00:31:55.163 --> 00:31:56.877 Ooh. 00:31:56.957 --> 00:32:00.336 And this game is going to make me loads of it. 00:32:00.419 --> 00:32:03.717 Your Premiership, what if the queen finds out? 00:32:03.797 --> 00:32:05.595 (SCOFFS) That old crow? 00:32:06.007 --> 00:32:08.135 She doesn't know what goes on out here. 00:32:08.218 --> 00:32:09.139 (CHUCKLES) Luckily. 00:32:09.219 --> 00:32:10.596 - (BIRD SQUAWKS) - (SPITS) 00:32:10.679 --> 00:32:11.601 (YELPS) 00:32:13.306 --> 00:32:14.603 Delivering message! 00:32:15.100 --> 00:32:17.603 Your Footballness, it's a Message Bird. 00:32:18.270 --> 00:32:19.237 Huh? 00:32:22.357 --> 00:32:24.530 Ugh. Well, go on, make it... 00:32:27.863 --> 00:32:28.990 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:32:30.449 --> 00:32:32.122 (IMITATING QUEEN) "Hello? Hello? 00:32:33.410 --> 00:32:35.413 How do you use this Message Bird thing?" 00:32:35.495 --> 00:32:36.872 It's the queen. 00:32:39.082 --> 00:32:40.921 (IMITATING ADVISER) "Just speak into its ear, ma'am. 00:32:41.001 --> 00:32:42.878 It will mimic everything it hears." 00:32:44.421 --> 00:32:47.925 (IMITATING QUEEN) "I don't even know if I'm holding it the... Testing! (SQUAWKS) 00:32:48.008 --> 00:32:49.385 Testing! (SQUAWKS) 00:32:49.468 --> 00:32:51.014 Nooth? Nooth?" 00:32:51.094 --> 00:32:53.188 Perhaps she's heard about the game. 00:32:53.555 --> 00:32:55.977 (SCOFFS) Of course she hasn't heard about the game. 00:32:56.057 --> 00:32:58.230 - "I've heard about the game." - (GASPS) 00:32:58.310 --> 00:33:02.656 "You, arranging a football match against a bunch of savages? 00:33:03.273 --> 00:33:04.736 You idiot! 00:33:04.816 --> 00:33:06.568 Imagine if we lost." 00:33:06.902 --> 00:33:09.326 - We won't. - "I said, imagine it! 00:33:09.988 --> 00:33:11.035 Exactly! 00:33:11.406 --> 00:33:13.534 The mighty Bronze Age 00:33:13.617 --> 00:33:16.621 brought to its knees by a bunch of cavemen? 00:33:17.245 --> 00:33:19.623 Well, I'm warning you, Nooth. 00:33:19.706 --> 00:33:22.209 You'd better not lose. 00:33:22.292 --> 00:33:24.420 - Hmm?" - (GASPS) 00:33:25.086 --> 00:33:25.962 (SQUAWKS) 00:33:26.046 --> 00:33:27.298 End of message. 00:33:30.175 --> 00:33:31.393 Oh! Hmm. 00:33:33.178 --> 00:33:34.646 Silly old bat! 00:33:35.222 --> 00:33:37.769 How dare she talk to me like that! 00:33:37.849 --> 00:33:40.272 (MESSAGE BIRD SCOFFS) "Silly old bat! 00:33:40.352 --> 00:33:43.197 How dare she talk to me like that?" 00:33:43.897 --> 00:33:45.193 Delivering message! 00:33:45.273 --> 00:33:47.401 - (SQUAWKS) - (BOTH YELPING) 00:33:48.652 --> 00:33:51.906 Guards! Get that bird back! 00:33:52.280 --> 00:33:54.408 What does the queen know anyway? 00:33:54.908 --> 00:33:57.502 The cavemen are oafs. My players are... 00:33:57.869 --> 00:33:58.836 Overpaid? 00:33:59.412 --> 00:34:00.504 Champions! 00:34:01.540 --> 00:34:03.587 Oh, yes, champions. 00:34:03.667 --> 00:34:07.718 They spend their days thinking, sleeping, eating football. 00:34:08.713 --> 00:34:11.808 (LORD NOOTH) And I hardly think the cavemen will be doing that. 00:34:13.009 --> 00:34:14.723 - (ALL GASP) - Rise and shine! 00:34:14.803 --> 00:34:15.804 Training time! 00:34:16.221 --> 00:34:17.689 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (SNORING) 00:34:25.564 --> 00:34:26.907 (YELPS) Ow! 00:34:28.149 --> 00:34:31.153 - (SPIDER CHITTERING) - (DUG) No, not like that. 00:34:31.236 --> 00:34:32.488 (GROANING) 00:34:32.571 --> 00:34:35.541 When I said "free kick," I meant of the ball. 00:34:36.032 --> 00:34:37.120 (MAGMA) Sorry, Dug. 00:34:37.200 --> 00:34:39.578 - (GRUNTS) - (DUG) Hognob, no! 00:34:39.661 --> 00:34:41.038 (WHIMPERS) 00:34:42.289 --> 00:34:43.376 (SCREAMS) 00:34:43.456 --> 00:34:46.084 (DUG) Barry, where are you going? No, don't wander off! 00:34:46.167 --> 00:34:47.756 Football's hard. 00:34:47.836 --> 00:34:50.464 (GRAVELLE) Dug, my toe hurts! 00:34:50.547 --> 00:34:51.765 (SIGHS) 00:34:53.383 --> 00:34:54.971 (SIGHS) 00:34:55.051 --> 00:34:56.724 (DUG) Grubup, drop it! I told you. 00:34:58.430 --> 00:35:00.683 - (GRUNTS) - it's the only one we've got. 00:35:01.766 --> 00:35:03.104 Come on, everyone! 00:35:03.184 --> 00:35:06.438 We should be able to do this. No, don't... Don't sit down. 00:35:06.521 --> 00:35:08.444 Grubup no like football. 00:35:09.316 --> 00:35:11.488 Make Grubup hungry. 00:35:11.568 --> 00:35:13.411 (DUCK SQUAWKING) 00:35:13.862 --> 00:35:15.283 (SNIFFING) 00:35:15.363 --> 00:35:17.161 Oh. Oh, ho-ho. 00:35:18.116 --> 00:35:20.744 Food. (CHUCKLING) Yum! 00:35:22.662 --> 00:35:24.380 (LAUGHS) 00:35:25.040 --> 00:35:26.007 (GRUNTS) 00:35:30.086 --> 00:35:31.929 - (GRUNTS) - (LAUGHS) Huh? 00:35:35.342 --> 00:35:36.343 Oh? 00:35:36.426 --> 00:35:38.474 (SCREECHING) 00:35:38.928 --> 00:35:39.975 Oh... 00:35:42.057 --> 00:35:43.275 (SQUAWKS) 00:35:44.517 --> 00:35:45.894 (ALL WHIMPERING) 00:35:46.269 --> 00:35:49.148 - (ALL CHATTERING) - Duck! Duck! 00:35:49.230 --> 00:35:50.402 (ALL) Huh? 00:35:50.482 --> 00:35:52.530 - No! Duck! - (ALL GASP) 00:35:53.068 --> 00:35:54.570 (SQUAWKING) 00:35:54.653 --> 00:35:57.702 (TREEBOR) Look! It's a giant man-eating mallard! 00:35:58.573 --> 00:35:59.620 Run away! 00:36:04.454 --> 00:36:05.417 Huh? 00:36:05.497 --> 00:36:06.589 (DUG GROANS) 00:36:21.554 --> 00:36:23.227 (SIGHS) 00:36:27.143 --> 00:36:28.895 (WOLF HOWLING) 00:36:39.489 --> 00:36:41.992 You haven't eaten your primordial soup. 00:36:42.492 --> 00:36:43.744 Not really hungry. 00:36:45.412 --> 00:36:46.834 (SIGHS) Oh... 00:36:47.330 --> 00:36:48.457 Huh? 00:36:49.791 --> 00:36:51.134 (SNIFFING) 00:36:52.627 --> 00:36:53.549 (GASPS) 00:36:54.212 --> 00:36:55.714 - (GRUNTS) - (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:36:57.048 --> 00:37:01.724 Dug, it's time to give up this football lark for their sake. 00:37:02.137 --> 00:37:04.014 They're just not capable of it. 00:37:05.098 --> 00:37:07.066 Don't you miss the valley, Chief? 00:37:07.350 --> 00:37:09.068 The valley's gone now. 00:37:09.978 --> 00:37:12.192 And we're better off here in the Badlands 00:37:12.272 --> 00:37:13.860 - than slaving down some mine. - (DUCK SQUAWKS) 00:37:13.940 --> 00:37:16.193 I mean, there's the odd giant duck around, 00:37:16.276 --> 00:37:18.449 but at least we're still together. 00:37:19.154 --> 00:37:20.201 We're still a tribe. 00:37:20.613 --> 00:37:23.992 But our ancestors played football. We know they did. 00:37:24.743 --> 00:37:26.996 I still believe we can do this. 00:37:27.078 --> 00:37:28.625 With what? 00:37:29.205 --> 00:37:31.959 You haven't even got a ball to play with. 00:37:34.043 --> 00:37:35.511 (SIGHS) 00:37:36.546 --> 00:37:37.759 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 00:37:37.839 --> 00:37:38.840 (CHIEF BOBNAR) It's over. 00:37:39.591 --> 00:37:41.468 (DISTANT HOWLING) 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:48.937 No. There's still time. 00:37:50.018 --> 00:37:51.190 Come on, Hognob. 00:37:52.896 --> 00:37:54.023 (SCREAMS) 00:37:55.023 --> 00:37:56.445 (CREATURE GRUNTING) 00:37:56.983 --> 00:37:59.236 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 00:37:59.319 --> 00:38:00.616 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:38:06.493 --> 00:38:08.962 (GRUNTING) 00:38:09.579 --> 00:38:11.042 (PANTING) 00:38:11.122 --> 00:38:13.294 Okay, Hognob. Hognob? 00:38:13.374 --> 00:38:14.592 - (DOOR OPENS) - Huh? 00:38:16.169 --> 00:38:17.341 (CHUCKLES) 00:38:26.221 --> 00:38:27.143 (WHISPERS) Right. 00:38:27.722 --> 00:38:29.144 Let's go get some balls. 00:38:31.351 --> 00:38:33.729 - (GRUNTING) - (THUDS) 00:38:35.980 --> 00:38:36.947 Shh! 00:38:37.690 --> 00:38:38.691 Shh! 00:38:40.860 --> 00:38:42.328 (FLOOR CREAKING) 00:38:53.748 --> 00:38:55.295 (GRUNTS) Ow! 00:38:57.919 --> 00:38:59.591 (STRAINING) 00:38:59.671 --> 00:39:01.760 What strange magic is this? 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:03.012 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:39:04.926 --> 00:39:06.098 (CHUCKLES) 00:39:07.887 --> 00:39:09.605 Hognob, you stay. 00:39:10.056 --> 00:39:11.399 I don't want to attract attention. 00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:12.813 (SIGHS) 00:39:14.227 --> 00:39:15.149 Huh? 00:39:16.521 --> 00:39:18.524 (YELPING) 00:39:25.154 --> 00:39:26.781 (SCREAMING) 00:39:29.367 --> 00:39:31.040 (YELPING) 00:39:33.162 --> 00:39:36.007 (SCREAMING) 00:39:38.501 --> 00:39:40.003 (YELPING) 00:39:41.254 --> 00:39:42.756 (SCREAMING) 00:39:44.716 --> 00:39:46.263 (GROANING) 00:39:48.094 --> 00:39:48.932 (GASPS) 00:39:49.012 --> 00:39:51.434 (LORD NOOTH) What's all that crashing around out there? 00:39:51.514 --> 00:39:53.767 (WHIMPERING) 00:39:53.850 --> 00:39:55.102 (LORD NOOTH) Is that you, Stefano? 00:39:55.643 --> 00:39:56.770 Huh? 00:39:56.853 --> 00:39:58.981 (LORD NOOTH) Stop messing about and get in here 00:39:59.063 --> 00:40:01.612 with those firm hands of yours. 00:40:03.943 --> 00:40:05.161 Uh... 00:40:07.655 --> 00:40:09.369 (LORD NOOTH) Come on, Stefano! 00:40:09.449 --> 00:40:11.577 It's time for my massage. 00:40:12.452 --> 00:40:13.920 (HOGNOB GULPS) 00:40:16.122 --> 00:40:17.465 (GROANS) 00:40:18.041 --> 00:40:20.009 (BALL BOUNCING) 00:40:21.169 --> 00:40:23.513 (GRUNTING) 00:40:28.843 --> 00:40:32.768 (GOONA) And the exciting new signing picks the ball up in the center circle. 00:40:33.932 --> 00:40:35.479 She beats one... 00:40:36.267 --> 00:40:37.480 nutmegs another... 00:40:37.560 --> 00:40:39.904 lobs it neatly over the big fullback. 00:40:40.229 --> 00:40:41.697 She's going all the way. 00:40:42.065 --> 00:40:43.066 She shoots! 00:40:43.858 --> 00:40:45.360 She scores! 00:40:45.443 --> 00:40:46.820 Yeah! 00:40:47.195 --> 00:40:50.618 And the crowd goes wild! 00:40:50.698 --> 00:40:52.496 Goal! 00:40:53.952 --> 00:40:55.499 - (SQUEAKING) - (GASPS) 00:40:56.037 --> 00:40:57.038 (GASPS) 00:41:06.839 --> 00:41:08.261 (GASPS AND GROANS) 00:41:09.550 --> 00:41:12.679 (LORD NOOTH) Ah, I need this, Stefano. 00:41:12.762 --> 00:41:14.560 I'm feeling stressed. 00:41:15.098 --> 00:41:17.601 An hardworking governor like me, 00:41:17.684 --> 00:41:20.648 stuck out in this miserable wasteland? 00:41:20.728 --> 00:41:23.318 - He deserves a few perks. - (YELPS) 00:41:23.398 --> 00:41:26.446 Simple pleasures, like fine food, 00:41:26.526 --> 00:41:30.121 a massage, his own champion football team. 00:41:31.030 --> 00:41:33.033 Well, come on, chop-chop, I haven't got all day. 00:41:34.742 --> 00:41:38.212 Oh, my tendons are like ropes. 00:41:39.205 --> 00:41:42.084 - You can go the whole hog. - Hmm? 00:41:43.167 --> 00:41:44.760 (GROANING) 00:41:46.170 --> 00:41:48.343 You're that crazy caveman guy. 00:41:48.756 --> 00:41:50.303 The angry pan girl. 00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:52.052 What are you doing here, caveman? 00:41:52.385 --> 00:41:54.809 This is the sacred turf. No one's allowed here. 00:41:55.138 --> 00:41:56.765 - Balls. - Huh? 00:41:57.598 --> 00:41:58.565 I need balls. 00:41:58.891 --> 00:42:00.143 You came all this way 00:42:00.226 --> 00:42:03.025 and broke into the stadium just to find some balls? 00:42:04.689 --> 00:42:07.067 Wow. You're pretty brave, caveman. 00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:10.407 And stupid. 00:42:10.820 --> 00:42:13.073 Actually, more stupid than brave, really. 00:42:14.323 --> 00:42:15.290 Thanks. 00:42:16.409 --> 00:42:17.661 I'm Goona, by the way. 00:42:19.454 --> 00:42:20.375 Dug. 00:42:20.455 --> 00:42:21.582 (MEN SHOUTING) 00:42:21.664 --> 00:42:23.336 - Come on, I can help. - (YELPS) 00:42:23.416 --> 00:42:26.420 Ahh, ohh, eee... 00:42:30.923 --> 00:42:32.470 (CHUCKLES) That's good! 00:42:32.550 --> 00:42:33.768 Mmm. 00:42:34.218 --> 00:42:35.436 (SIGHS) 00:42:35.762 --> 00:42:38.516 I don't know what the queen is worrying about. 00:42:39.057 --> 00:42:43.731 (CHUCKLES) I mean, we all know what losers cavemen are. 00:42:43.811 --> 00:42:47.111 Those Stone Age dolts couldn't beat their own grandmothers. 00:42:47.857 --> 00:42:49.320 Brainless goons! 00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.072 Gormless halfwits! 00:42:51.152 --> 00:42:52.699 (GROANING) 00:42:52.779 --> 00:42:55.578 Stefano! Not so ham-fisted! 00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:58.076 In fact, enough massage. 00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:01.129 How about some relaxing music instead? 00:43:01.412 --> 00:43:02.379 Uh? 00:43:03.956 --> 00:43:05.083 Huh? 00:43:09.045 --> 00:43:10.217 I envy you. 00:43:12.006 --> 00:43:14.554 - Me? - The chance to play on that pitch, 00:43:14.634 --> 00:43:15.886 the sacred turf, 00:43:15.968 --> 00:43:18.471 in front of thousands of fans! 00:43:20.098 --> 00:43:21.771 Well, maybe you will one day. 00:43:22.725 --> 00:43:25.103 You think they let girls play for Real Bronzio? 00:43:26.187 --> 00:43:27.939 You really are crazy. 00:43:28.523 --> 00:43:30.236 Why do you think I sneak in here? 00:43:30.316 --> 00:43:31.362 (DOOR OPENS) 00:43:31.442 --> 00:43:32.819 - (DINO) Who is that? - (BOTH GASP) 00:43:33.111 --> 00:43:34.078 Scarper! 00:43:34.487 --> 00:43:36.239 Stop! Thieves! 00:43:36.739 --> 00:43:38.616 - This way! - (BLOWING WHISTLE) 00:43:40.243 --> 00:43:41.586 (GROANING) 00:43:42.703 --> 00:43:44.000 (DINO, MUFFLED) They went that way! 00:43:44.080 --> 00:43:46.294 - (GUARDS) Huh? - (DINO) No! That way! 00:43:46.374 --> 00:43:47.341 (GASP) 00:43:47.750 --> 00:43:48.877 - (HORN BLOWING) - (BOTH GASP) 00:43:53.214 --> 00:43:55.308 - (GOONA) Give me those, quick! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 00:43:57.468 --> 00:43:59.015 - (GOONA GRUNTS) - (METAL CLANGS) 00:44:01.556 --> 00:44:03.024 - (GRUNTS) - (GUARDS) Ow! 00:44:04.183 --> 00:44:05.271 You're really good! 00:44:05.351 --> 00:44:06.853 Thanks! (GRUNTS) 00:44:07.812 --> 00:44:09.359 I do a lot of practice. (GRUNTS) 00:44:10.148 --> 00:44:11.821 - (YELPS) - (GROANS) 00:44:13.359 --> 00:44:15.236 Oh, I've just had a great idea! 00:44:15.319 --> 00:44:18.164 - (PLAYING HARP) - (HUMMING OFF-KEY) 00:44:22.618 --> 00:44:24.040 (WHISTLE BLOWING IN DISTANCE) 00:44:24.412 --> 00:44:26.415 - (GUARDS SHOUTING) - (DUG) Come on! 00:44:26.789 --> 00:44:27.836 Huh? 00:44:29.542 --> 00:44:31.340 (PLAYING AND HUMMING FASTER) 00:44:32.753 --> 00:44:34.342 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 00:44:34.422 --> 00:44:38.143 Oh, what on Earth's got into you tonight, Stefano? 00:44:38.926 --> 00:44:41.099 - Stefano? - Yes, sir? 00:44:41.429 --> 00:44:42.396 Huh? 00:44:47.518 --> 00:44:48.770 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 00:44:49.228 --> 00:44:52.823 (ALL SCREAMING) 00:44:57.778 --> 00:44:58.870 Hognob! 00:45:00.990 --> 00:45:03.084 Hognob, meet Goona. Goona, Hognob. 00:45:04.076 --> 00:45:05.203 Hi, Hognob. 00:45:07.246 --> 00:45:08.543 (ALL SCREAMING) 00:45:14.420 --> 00:45:15.967 (ALL GRUNT) 00:45:17.298 --> 00:45:18.469 (SPUTTERING) 00:45:18.549 --> 00:45:20.301 Sire, are you all right? 00:45:20.718 --> 00:45:23.312 Of course I'm not all right, you idiot! 00:45:24.055 --> 00:45:26.809 I've just been massaged by a pig! 00:45:28.226 --> 00:45:30.024 (CHITTERING) 00:45:30.937 --> 00:45:32.530 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:45:33.064 --> 00:45:35.111 (TRIBE SNORING) 00:45:35.191 --> 00:45:36.318 (ALL GASP) 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:37.697 Wake up, everyone. 00:45:37.777 --> 00:45:39.745 I want you all to meet someone. 00:45:40.196 --> 00:45:42.285 This is Goona. 00:45:42.365 --> 00:45:43.786 - (ALL GASP) - Hi! 00:45:43.866 --> 00:45:45.413 (DUG) And she's gonna help us win the game. 00:45:45.493 --> 00:45:47.336 - (ALL) Oh. - Why would she do that? 00:45:47.662 --> 00:45:49.915 She gets to play on the sacred turf 00:45:49.997 --> 00:45:51.460 in front of thousands of fans. 00:45:51.540 --> 00:45:53.042 (EEMAK) Whoa. 00:45:53.125 --> 00:45:54.377 Glad to be on board. 00:45:54.460 --> 00:45:56.963 So what formation do you normally play? 00:45:57.338 --> 00:45:59.511 Um... formation? 00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:01.968 Four-four-two or four-three-three? 00:46:02.343 --> 00:46:04.015 - Who's your sweeper? - (ALL) Um... 00:46:04.095 --> 00:46:06.017 (GOONA) Do you man-mark or play zonally? 00:46:06.097 --> 00:46:07.474 (ALL) Uh... 00:46:07.556 --> 00:46:09.979 We just kick the ball about and chase it. 00:46:10.059 --> 00:46:11.311 (SIGHS) 00:46:12.144 --> 00:46:16.775 You think you can beat Real Bronzio just by chasing a ball around? 00:46:18.067 --> 00:46:19.944 You need to know what you're up against. 00:46:22.738 --> 00:46:23.614 (ALL GASP) 00:46:23.698 --> 00:46:26.076 This is Jurgend, the captain. 00:46:26.742 --> 00:46:28.665 Best goal-scorer in the known world. 00:46:30.246 --> 00:46:31.959 - Knows it too. - Ha! 00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:34.629 (GOONA) Their winger, Lightning Hammer. 00:46:34.709 --> 00:46:37.381 Never strikes twice in the same place. 00:46:37.461 --> 00:46:38.838 - (CRACKLES) - (GROWLS) 00:46:40.047 --> 00:46:42.595 (GOONA) Midfield dynamo Qwik Wun Tu. 00:46:42.675 --> 00:46:44.347 He can kick faster than you can think. 00:46:44.427 --> 00:46:46.015 (YELLS) 00:46:46.095 --> 00:46:48.063 (GOONA) Fullback, Gonad the Gaul. 00:46:50.016 --> 00:46:52.235 No one gets past his tackle. 00:46:53.436 --> 00:46:56.901 - Oh! - Aw, Mum! 00:46:56.981 --> 00:46:59.609 - Make no mistake. - (GRUNTING) 00:46:59.692 --> 00:47:02.116 These are the best players bronze can buy. 00:47:02.528 --> 00:47:07.876 They're like ginormous great big footballing giants! 00:47:08.326 --> 00:47:11.330 Oh, there's no way we can beat such a great team. 00:47:12.413 --> 00:47:13.876 They may be great, 00:47:13.956 --> 00:47:16.084 but what they're not is a team. 00:47:16.917 --> 00:47:17.838 Huh? 00:47:17.918 --> 00:47:21.218 They're 11 players who each think they're the star. 00:47:21.714 --> 00:47:22.932 That's their weakness. 00:47:23.341 --> 00:47:25.680 And that's how you can beat them. 00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:27.433 - (ALL) Oh. - Hmm. 00:47:28.554 --> 00:47:30.056 Goona's right. 00:47:30.139 --> 00:47:32.267 They may be better players than us... 00:47:32.725 --> 00:47:35.103 but we have something they don't. 00:47:35.186 --> 00:47:36.438 - (ALL) Huh? - Moss? 00:47:36.896 --> 00:47:38.523 (DUG) No, Barry, not moss. 00:47:38.898 --> 00:47:40.571 We've got each other. 00:47:41.150 --> 00:47:45.576 And if we work together, then maybe we can do this. 00:47:46.405 --> 00:47:47.873 (ALL AGREEING) 00:47:48.407 --> 00:47:50.626 (GOONA) Right. We've got a lot of hard work to do. 00:47:50.993 --> 00:47:52.836 And we haven't even got a full team. 00:47:53.204 --> 00:47:54.792 Oh, oh! (CHUCKLES) 00:47:54.872 --> 00:47:55.964 (CHIEF BOBNAR) What's going on? 00:47:56.332 --> 00:47:58.671 Oh, Chief, this is Goona, 00:47:58.751 --> 00:48:00.339 and she's going to help us win the game. 00:48:00.419 --> 00:48:02.591 I thought we're done with football. 00:48:02.671 --> 00:48:05.299 Not now you've turned up. You're in the team. 00:48:05.674 --> 00:48:06.762 - (ALL CHUCKLE) - (SIGHS) 00:48:06.842 --> 00:48:09.015 I'm not playing. I'm an old man. 00:48:09.887 --> 00:48:11.434 I'm nearly 32. 00:48:11.514 --> 00:48:13.060 Okay, that is old. 00:48:13.140 --> 00:48:14.983 - Go in goal. - Ow! 00:48:15.393 --> 00:48:16.861 Right, well, that's settled, then. 00:48:17.353 --> 00:48:19.777 Now, where's your training facilities? 00:48:20.314 --> 00:48:22.403 Real Bronzio have the very best. 00:48:22.483 --> 00:48:24.235 And all we've got is... 00:48:25.111 --> 00:48:28.081 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - ...the Badlands. 00:48:28.447 --> 00:48:30.541 - (RUMBLING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 00:48:31.117 --> 00:48:32.960 Three, two, one. 00:48:34.245 --> 00:48:35.838 - (ALL GRUNTING) - This way, everyone! 00:48:37.373 --> 00:48:39.462 Wait! What? Oh! What are you doing? 00:48:39.542 --> 00:48:41.169 - (GOONA) That way, everyone! - (ALL SCREAMING) 00:48:42.253 --> 00:48:44.005 (DUCK SQUAWKING) 00:48:46.090 --> 00:48:47.217 (SCREAMING) 00:48:50.970 --> 00:48:52.222 (ALL GRUNTING) 00:48:53.431 --> 00:48:55.308 Ow! Ah! Ooh! 00:48:55.391 --> 00:48:57.064 This is a bit dangerous. 00:48:59.687 --> 00:49:00.939 (GRUNTS) 00:49:02.898 --> 00:49:04.445 (ALL GASP) 00:49:04.525 --> 00:49:05.902 What are you... What the... 00:49:08.654 --> 00:49:10.531 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 00:49:12.741 --> 00:49:15.081 Eh? Well, I'll be... (GROANS) 00:49:15.161 --> 00:49:16.332 Okay. Pass and move. 00:49:16.412 --> 00:49:18.376 It's very important that you pass and move. 00:49:18.456 --> 00:49:20.925 But whatever happens, keep your formation. 00:49:35.764 --> 00:49:36.731 (GASPS) 00:49:37.183 --> 00:49:38.480 (ALL SCREAMING) 00:49:40.144 --> 00:49:41.396 (SIGHS) 00:49:47.651 --> 00:49:49.028 (LAUGHING) 00:49:51.489 --> 00:49:52.581 Ooh! 00:49:57.953 --> 00:49:58.954 (GRUNTS) 00:50:00.748 --> 00:50:02.625 (GOONA) Nice one, Asbo! That's it! 00:50:02.708 --> 00:50:04.551 Everyone working together! 00:50:14.053 --> 00:50:16.932 Ugh! This is all I need. 00:50:17.014 --> 00:50:19.642 You found these in the primitives' valley? 00:50:19.725 --> 00:50:22.815 It seems their ancestors were playing football 00:50:22.895 --> 00:50:24.772 centuries before we were. 00:50:25.147 --> 00:50:27.736 The queen must not find out about this, all right? 00:50:27.816 --> 00:50:28.783 (MESSENGER BIRD SQUAWKS) 00:50:29.777 --> 00:50:30.824 Delivering message! 00:50:31.445 --> 00:50:33.033 Oh, no. 00:50:33.113 --> 00:50:34.910 - "What's this - (YELPING) 00:50:34.990 --> 00:50:37.538 I hear about the savages 00:50:37.618 --> 00:50:41.623 playing football centuries before we were?" 00:50:41.705 --> 00:50:43.878 Ow! Ow! I didn't know! Ow! 00:50:43.958 --> 00:50:47.963 "And my spies tell me they're getting better. 00:50:48.045 --> 00:50:50.298 - Ow! - Training every day!" 00:50:50.381 --> 00:50:52.224 Ow! Ow! Ow! 00:50:52.591 --> 00:50:57.848 "You better not screw it up, Nooth, or else. 00:50:58.180 --> 00:51:00.183 (GASPS AND GULPS) 00:51:00.266 --> 00:51:03.896 "I'll tell you who'll be going down the mine. 00:51:03.978 --> 00:51:05.149 (MUFFLED) You will!" 00:51:05.229 --> 00:51:06.317 (MESSENGER BIRD SQUAWKING) 00:51:06.397 --> 00:51:08.360 This has gone far enough. 00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:09.904 They're Stone Age brutes. 00:51:09.984 --> 00:51:11.486 They live in caves. 00:51:11.569 --> 00:51:13.572 They eat mud! No. 00:51:14.029 --> 00:51:15.656 I need to shut them down. 00:51:16.156 --> 00:51:19.705 Mess with their tiny cavemen minds. 00:51:19.785 --> 00:51:22.254 Brilliant! How do we do that? 00:51:22.580 --> 00:51:23.876 I don't know. 00:51:23.956 --> 00:51:26.334 The answer isn't just going to walk in the door. 00:51:26.417 --> 00:51:27.509 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 00:51:29.378 --> 00:51:30.425 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:51:31.088 --> 00:51:33.091 Sire, we've found something else 00:51:33.173 --> 00:51:35.262 down in the new mine in the valley. 00:51:35.342 --> 00:51:37.515 (ENGINEER 2) We've made a copy for your inspection. 00:51:37.595 --> 00:51:39.017 Oh! Ow! 00:51:49.565 --> 00:51:51.909 That's perfect. 00:51:52.443 --> 00:51:53.490 Mmm. 00:51:54.069 --> 00:51:55.446 (TRIBE LAUGHING) 00:51:59.366 --> 00:52:00.333 (DUG) Hognob. 00:52:02.911 --> 00:52:06.165 - (GRUNTS) - Whoa! Great save, Chief! 00:52:07.124 --> 00:52:10.299 You know, we may just stand a chance tomorrow. 00:52:10.878 --> 00:52:12.005 A small chance... 00:52:12.546 --> 00:52:13.592 but a chance. 00:52:13.672 --> 00:52:17.302 If our ancestors did it, so can we. 00:52:17.384 --> 00:52:19.933 Hey, hey, not bad for 32, eh? 00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:23.877 I never thought I'd say this, Dug, but we're pretty good. 00:52:24.308 --> 00:52:25.935 Oi, oi, oi! That's mine. 00:52:26.435 --> 00:52:27.812 - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) - (BOTH GASP) 00:52:29.813 --> 00:52:31.065 I've got it. 00:52:40.908 --> 00:52:43.252 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:52:44.286 --> 00:52:45.504 (SIGHS) 00:52:46.163 --> 00:52:47.710 Soon be home. 00:52:48.332 --> 00:52:49.675 - (MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE) - Huh? 00:52:52.586 --> 00:52:53.929 - (RUSTLING) - Huh? 00:52:54.588 --> 00:52:55.589 No! 00:52:56.173 --> 00:52:57.516 (CREATURE ROARS) 00:53:00.052 --> 00:53:01.515 (DUG, MUFFLED) What are you doing? 00:53:01.595 --> 00:53:02.767 Let me go! 00:53:04.306 --> 00:53:07.146 (LORD NOOTH) Calm down, caveman. 00:53:07.226 --> 00:53:10.480 I just wanted you to see our new mine. 00:53:12.189 --> 00:53:15.568 After all, you'll soon be digging lots of bronze out of it. 00:53:15.901 --> 00:53:18.905 Oh, we're not going down any mine, mammoth-mouth. 00:53:18.987 --> 00:53:20.990 Ah, yes. 00:53:21.073 --> 00:53:22.996 Because you're great footballers... 00:53:23.492 --> 00:53:25.711 just like your ancestors. 00:53:26.787 --> 00:53:29.376 You... You know about them? 00:53:29.456 --> 00:53:33.177 Bronze is not all we found down here. 00:53:48.100 --> 00:53:49.773 What... What... 00:53:52.104 --> 00:53:54.276 More cave paintings? 00:53:54.356 --> 00:53:55.733 Yes. 00:53:56.775 --> 00:54:00.279 Only these ones tell the whole story. 00:54:02.448 --> 00:54:06.794 You see, your ancestors did not just play football. 00:54:07.244 --> 00:54:08.837 They invented the game. 00:54:11.915 --> 00:54:14.885 You even taught other tribes how to play. 00:54:16.879 --> 00:54:18.973 But you had one problem. 00:54:19.214 --> 00:54:21.808 No matter how hard you tried, 00:54:22.217 --> 00:54:25.517 you just always ended up losing... 00:54:26.638 --> 00:54:28.766 match after match... 00:54:28.849 --> 00:54:30.692 game after game. 00:54:32.227 --> 00:54:35.151 In fact, after many, many moons... 00:54:37.024 --> 00:54:40.614 you just gave up altogether. 00:54:40.694 --> 00:54:42.822 It was all too painful for you. 00:54:43.614 --> 00:54:48.416 It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football. 00:54:49.244 --> 00:54:51.208 You're losers, caveman. 00:54:51.288 --> 00:54:52.790 Always have been. 00:54:53.165 --> 00:54:54.586 Always will be. 00:54:54.666 --> 00:54:55.633 No. 00:54:56.168 --> 00:54:58.387 No, it can't be true. 00:54:58.629 --> 00:55:01.804 Do you really believe you can beat us tomorrow? 00:55:02.591 --> 00:55:04.138 Face it, caveman. 00:55:04.218 --> 00:55:08.018 You and your tribe, you just don't have it in you. 00:55:09.681 --> 00:55:12.309 But I'm willing to offer you a deal. 00:55:13.644 --> 00:55:15.271 A way out. 00:55:17.689 --> 00:55:20.317 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Time to turn in. Big day tomorrow. 00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:21.947 - (MAGMA) Come on, Treebor! - (TREEBOR) Night, Goona! 00:55:22.027 --> 00:55:23.741 (ASBO) Can I sleep in me football kit? 00:55:23.821 --> 00:55:25.949 - (TREEBOR) Night, everyone! - (GOONA) Night, everyone! 00:55:27.449 --> 00:55:28.416 Huh? 00:55:30.494 --> 00:55:31.791 (GASPS) 00:55:32.204 --> 00:55:33.797 Think it over, caveman, 00:55:34.081 --> 00:55:36.334 because the mine is waiting 00:55:36.416 --> 00:55:39.090 for you and your primitive friends. 00:55:40.003 --> 00:55:41.755 (LORD NOOTH LAUGHING) 00:55:43.882 --> 00:55:45.634 (HAMMERING) 00:55:45.717 --> 00:55:47.139 (GRUNTING) 00:55:48.178 --> 00:55:49.646 - (WHIP CRACKING) - (GROANS) 00:55:53.058 --> 00:55:56.106 - (GRUNTS) - Oh! Me arm hurts! 00:55:56.186 --> 00:55:57.649 Oh! (SOBBING) 00:55:57.729 --> 00:55:59.606 Where are you, Mum? 00:55:59.690 --> 00:56:01.487 - (WHIP CRACKS) - (GROANS) 00:56:01.567 --> 00:56:04.992 You idiot! What have you done? 00:56:07.322 --> 00:56:10.701 At the end of the day, we're just a rabbit-hunting tribe. 00:56:11.118 --> 00:56:12.745 (DUG) I'm sorry, Chief! 00:56:13.036 --> 00:56:15.250 I didn't mean for this to happen. 00:56:15.330 --> 00:56:17.544 Bobnar, you've got to believe me! 00:56:17.624 --> 00:56:18.591 (GRUNTING) 00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:21.382 (SNORTING) 00:56:21.962 --> 00:56:22.800 (HOGNOB) Huh? 00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:24.757 Oh, Hognob! 00:56:24.840 --> 00:56:26.217 (GROANS) 00:56:27.217 --> 00:56:28.435 (LAUGHS) 00:56:28.886 --> 00:56:29.978 Oh! 00:56:30.804 --> 00:56:33.228 My dear old hoggy friend. 00:56:33.682 --> 00:56:35.309 (PANTING) 00:56:37.185 --> 00:56:38.687 What if I'm wrong? 00:56:40.022 --> 00:56:41.985 What if Chief was right all along? 00:56:42.065 --> 00:56:43.278 Huh? 00:56:43.358 --> 00:56:47.204 What if we are just a tribe of rabbit-hunters? 00:56:47.571 --> 00:56:49.618 Uh, uh... 00:56:49.698 --> 00:56:51.120 Forgive me, Hognob. 00:56:52.492 --> 00:56:54.165 But I've got a deal to make. 00:56:54.620 --> 00:56:56.463 I've got to save the tribe. 00:56:57.164 --> 00:56:58.711 (WHIMPERING) 00:57:03.629 --> 00:57:05.506 (HOWLING) 00:57:06.006 --> 00:57:07.883 - (WATER DRIPPING) - Huh? 00:57:09.259 --> 00:57:10.181 (SQUEAKING) 00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:11.720 (SCOFFS) 00:57:12.095 --> 00:57:14.519 (CONTINUES HOWLING) 00:57:19.227 --> 00:57:21.525 - (SQUEAKING) - (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 00:57:21.605 --> 00:57:25.404 Get your cuddly caveman here! Before they go extinct! 00:57:25.484 --> 00:57:26.861 One hundred schnookels! 00:57:26.944 --> 00:57:28.407 One hundred schnookels! 00:57:28.487 --> 00:57:31.910 Voluntary contribution. Everyone has to pay. 00:57:31.990 --> 00:57:33.161 One hundred schnookels! 00:57:33.241 --> 00:57:35.789 - It has doubled! - Voluntary contribution! 00:57:35.869 --> 00:57:37.916 - Everyone has to pay. - This is outrageous! 00:57:37.996 --> 00:57:40.420 Have you got change for a dinner plate? 00:57:40.791 --> 00:57:42.668 (LORD NOOTH LAUGHING) 00:57:43.085 --> 00:57:45.549 It's all going to plan, Dino. 00:57:45.629 --> 00:57:49.428 Ooh. I love you, little bronze coin. 00:57:49.508 --> 00:57:51.179 Hello! 00:57:51.259 --> 00:57:54.138 I love you. I love you too. And you too. 00:57:54.221 --> 00:57:55.973 - (CONTINUES KISSING) - (QUEEN OOFEEFA) Nooth! 00:57:56.056 --> 00:57:57.183 What are you doing? 00:57:57.891 --> 00:58:00.314 Ugh. Not that stupid old bird again. 00:58:00.394 --> 00:58:03.022 Tell Chef to boil it up in a cassoulet. 00:58:03.105 --> 00:58:04.072 (CROWD GASPS) 00:58:04.564 --> 00:58:06.904 "Stupid old bird"? 00:58:06.984 --> 00:58:07.951 (GASPS) 00:58:08.443 --> 00:58:10.036 "Cassoulet"? 00:58:10.320 --> 00:58:13.449 Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Your Majesty! 00:58:14.491 --> 00:58:16.619 - (CROWD GASPS) - Why, this is an unexpected... 00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:19.666 (GROANS)...pleasure. 00:58:19.746 --> 00:58:22.795 Thought I'd come to this caveman game myself. 00:58:23.291 --> 00:58:25.339 And have a little nose. 00:58:25.419 --> 00:58:28.047 (NASALLY) A great honor, Your Majesty. 00:58:30.048 --> 00:58:31.511 (BRYAN) And you have to say, Brian, 00:58:31.591 --> 00:58:35.186 Real Bronzio's manager is on the back foot. 00:58:36.138 --> 00:58:38.101 (CHUCKLES) Oh, it's a terrible start for the lad, Bryan. 00:58:38.181 --> 00:58:40.184 Terrible. I mean, just awful. 00:58:40.267 --> 00:58:42.395 I put it down to pre-match nerves. 00:58:43.020 --> 00:58:44.608 You're not wrong there, Brian. 00:58:44.688 --> 00:58:47.988 I've brought my royal commentators with me. 00:58:48.567 --> 00:58:49.534 Sit! 00:58:50.277 --> 00:58:51.990 Right. (CHUCKLES) 00:58:52.070 --> 00:58:54.243 Well, let's start the fun, shall we? 00:58:55.323 --> 00:58:58.202 Bring out the Stone Age challengers! 00:59:03.707 --> 00:59:05.209 (CROWD BOOING) 00:59:09.171 --> 00:59:11.799 What? Where are you taking me? 00:59:11.882 --> 00:59:14.010 What on Earth are you playing at? 00:59:14.926 --> 00:59:16.098 (HOGNOB GRUNTS) 00:59:23.310 --> 00:59:25.313 Oh, Dug. 00:59:40.368 --> 00:59:44.248 Who challenge the champions? 00:59:46.792 --> 00:59:50.046 (QUIETLY) You'll leave my people alone as agreed? 00:59:50.504 --> 00:59:52.757 (QUIETLY) Yes, just say the words. 00:59:54.966 --> 00:59:56.138 Not me. 00:59:56.218 --> 00:59:57.345 (CROWD GASPS) 00:59:57.803 --> 00:59:59.931 I forfeit the game 01:00:00.013 --> 01:00:02.728 and volunteer myself for the mines. 01:00:02.808 --> 01:00:04.105 (CROWD GASPS) 01:00:04.518 --> 01:00:05.940 And? 01:00:07.354 --> 01:00:08.481 And our valley... 01:00:09.606 --> 01:00:10.607 is yours. 01:00:10.690 --> 01:00:12.317 My goodness! 01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:14.277 Have the cavemen caved? 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:17.539 Oh! So it seems. 01:00:17.864 --> 01:00:19.912 How very disappointing. 01:00:20.909 --> 01:00:25.005 Everyone, go home! There is no game. 01:00:26.123 --> 01:00:28.717 Apologies for the inconvenience. 01:00:29.376 --> 01:00:31.504 (WHISPERS) Tell the staff, no refunds. 01:00:31.586 --> 01:00:33.633 Fowl! Fowl! 01:00:33.713 --> 01:00:37.387 Foul? No one's even playing, you silly slap-head! 01:00:37.467 --> 01:00:39.310 No, fowl! 01:00:48.353 --> 01:00:50.981 - (SQUAWKING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 01:00:51.523 --> 01:00:52.615 (GASPS) 01:00:54.526 --> 01:00:55.903 (SQUAWKS) 01:00:57.362 --> 01:00:58.575 (BRYAN) Well, Brian, 01:00:58.655 --> 01:01:01.329 it looks like the Stone Age team have just flown in. 01:01:02.701 --> 01:01:03.953 (BRIAN) That's right, Bryan. 01:01:04.035 --> 01:01:06.663 They're definitely looking good in the air! 01:01:06.746 --> 01:01:08.999 See what I did there? (CHUCKLES) 01:01:09.416 --> 01:01:10.754 Oh, goodie. 01:01:10.834 --> 01:01:13.298 Seems there is a game after all. 01:01:13.378 --> 01:01:15.130 - (DUCK FARTING) - (GASPS) 01:01:15.213 --> 01:01:16.556 (CROWD LAUGHING) 01:01:22.304 --> 01:01:23.726 (SQUAWKING) 01:01:33.190 --> 01:01:35.409 (CONTINUES SQUAWKING) 01:01:36.902 --> 01:01:38.370 (HOGNOB PANTING) 01:01:39.321 --> 01:01:40.992 Gonna start without us, Dug? 01:01:41.072 --> 01:01:43.416 Chief, we can't play this game. 01:01:43.700 --> 01:01:45.794 What, because of a few paintings? 01:01:46.161 --> 01:01:49.336 (GASPS) So you know about those terrible pictures? 01:01:49.623 --> 01:01:50.794 They are terrible. 01:01:50.874 --> 01:01:52.717 I can draw better than that. 01:01:53.084 --> 01:01:54.711 But that's all they are. 01:01:55.545 --> 01:01:56.546 Pictures. 01:01:58.798 --> 01:02:00.220 It's this lot that counts. 01:02:01.134 --> 01:02:02.556 You were right, Dug. 01:02:03.053 --> 01:02:05.351 I thought we were just rabbit-hunters. 01:02:05.805 --> 01:02:07.102 Well, not anymore. 01:02:07.557 --> 01:02:09.309 You've shown me that. 01:02:09.935 --> 01:02:12.023 Who's playing with Dug 01:02:12.103 --> 01:02:13.525 for the valley? 01:02:13.897 --> 01:02:15.991 - (ALL CHEERING) - (ASBO) Champion. 01:02:17.150 --> 01:02:19.619 It's what Mr. Rock would've wanted. 01:02:29.329 --> 01:02:33.170 We challenge the champions! (GRUNTS) 01:02:33.250 --> 01:02:34.713 (CROWD GASPS) 01:02:34.793 --> 01:02:37.763 - (SCOFFS) - Your funeral, caveman! 01:02:42.342 --> 01:02:45.182 (BRYAN) This may be an uneven contest, Brian, 01:02:45.262 --> 01:02:47.684 but let's hope it's at least entertaining. 01:02:47.764 --> 01:02:49.983 Ha! Let's get this done. 01:02:53.436 --> 01:02:54.779 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (CROWD CHEERING) 01:02:56.481 --> 01:02:57.482 What? 01:02:59.067 --> 01:03:00.364 Let's do it! 01:03:00.610 --> 01:03:02.237 Oh! Well, this is interesting. 01:03:03.905 --> 01:03:05.744 Hey, Hügelgraber! 01:03:05.824 --> 01:03:08.248 - Wake up! - (YELPS) 01:03:09.244 --> 01:03:10.541 (BRYAN) Very interesting! 01:03:12.205 --> 01:03:13.196 (GROANS) 01:03:15.250 --> 01:03:16.213 Huh? 01:03:16.293 --> 01:03:17.420 (ALL GASP) 01:03:20.130 --> 01:03:21.097 (GASPS) 01:03:22.966 --> 01:03:25.890 - (BOTH CHEERING) - (BRIAN) I don't believe it, Bryan! 01:03:26.219 --> 01:03:30.224 The Stone Age team have caught their opponents napping. 01:03:32.100 --> 01:03:35.195 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Beginners' luck, Your Majesty. 01:03:35.603 --> 01:03:36.570 Hmph. 01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:38.481 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 01:03:39.357 --> 01:03:40.984 Bad move, caveman. 01:03:41.067 --> 01:03:42.694 Now you've just made us mad. 01:03:43.361 --> 01:03:44.704 - (GRUNTS) - (GASPS) 01:03:45.572 --> 01:03:46.949 - (GRUNTS) - (CROWD CHEERING) 01:03:47.032 --> 01:03:47.953 Oh! 01:03:48.033 --> 01:03:49.579 Yay! 01:03:49.659 --> 01:03:51.248 (BRIAN) And normal service is restored! 01:03:51.328 --> 01:03:54.958 (CROWD CHANTING) Jurgend! Jurgend! 01:03:55.040 --> 01:03:56.542 (BRIAN) Let's see the replay, Bryan. 01:03:58.626 --> 01:04:00.879 (PUPPETEER) Ooh, ja, kick! 01:04:00.962 --> 01:04:02.926 Yay! Goal! 01:04:03.006 --> 01:04:05.053 (BRIAN) You can't argue with the puppets, Bryan. 01:04:05.133 --> 01:04:06.304 (PUPPETEER) Kissy-kissy! Hug, hug, hug! 01:04:06.384 --> 01:04:09.012 (BRYAN) Aye, the puppets don't lie, Brian. 01:04:10.597 --> 01:04:12.440 - (CROWD) Oh! - (GASPS) 01:04:12.724 --> 01:04:14.476 (PUPPETEER) Oh! Ah, and that's a goal. 01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:15.936 - That's two. - (GRUNTS) 01:04:16.019 --> 01:04:17.146 (BRIAN) Real Bronzio 01:04:17.228 --> 01:04:19.231 - are in no mood to compromise. - Goal! 01:04:19.314 --> 01:04:21.237 Never mind. Come on, everyone! 01:04:23.693 --> 01:04:25.195 - Boo! - (YELPS) 01:04:30.200 --> 01:04:31.871 (BRIAN) And surely, that's settled it. 01:04:31.951 --> 01:04:32.998 (GROANS) 01:04:33.078 --> 01:04:34.374 (GASPS) 01:04:34.454 --> 01:04:36.297 - Yay! - (HORN BLOWING) 01:04:36.623 --> 01:04:37.875 (RATTLING) 01:04:38.541 --> 01:04:39.838 (CROWD CHEERING) 01:04:41.586 --> 01:04:44.301 (BRIAN) Well, it's halftime, Bryan, and Real Bronzio 01:04:44.381 --> 01:04:45.969 - are dominating this match. - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 01:04:46.049 --> 01:04:48.638 ♫.. You're going down the mine ..♫ 01:04:48.718 --> 01:04:50.807 ♫.. You're going down the mine ..♫ 01:04:50.887 --> 01:04:54.436 The only place we're going is back to the valley. 01:04:54.516 --> 01:04:56.187 Now come on, everyone! 01:04:56.267 --> 01:04:58.065 Let's show 'em what we've got! 01:05:06.653 --> 01:05:08.199 (YELPING) 01:05:08.279 --> 01:05:09.997 Remember your training, Eemak! 01:05:16.913 --> 01:05:18.665 (GIBBERISH) 01:05:22.961 --> 01:05:24.713 (GIBBERISH) 01:05:24.796 --> 01:05:27.049 Nice one, Eemak! That's it! 01:05:27.132 --> 01:05:30.136 (BRIAN) Goodness me, it looks like a caveman counterattack. 01:05:30.218 --> 01:05:32.346 Come on, then. Let's see your tackle. 01:05:33.388 --> 01:05:34.310 (YELPS) 01:05:35.849 --> 01:05:37.192 (DUG) Great work, Magma! 01:05:38.184 --> 01:05:39.561 - (BARRY) Hey, hey! - (CROWD GASPS) 01:05:39.644 --> 01:05:40.940 (GRUNTS) 01:05:41.020 --> 01:05:42.484 What was that? 01:05:42.564 --> 01:05:46.110 (BRIAN) Oh-ho! Unorthodox, Bryan, but effective. 01:05:47.735 --> 01:05:50.033 - (BRIAN) This is unprecedented! - Yay! 01:05:50.113 --> 01:05:51.865 I can't remember any side 01:05:51.948 --> 01:05:54.747 scoring two goals against Real Bronzio. 01:05:57.078 --> 01:05:59.376 (PUPPETEER) Oh, you fool. What were you playing at? 01:05:59.456 --> 01:06:00.833 You silly, stupid... 01:06:00.915 --> 01:06:03.794 Idiot! Do I have to do everything around here? 01:06:03.877 --> 01:06:05.548 Caveman coming through! 01:06:05.628 --> 01:06:08.302 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Nibbles, Your Majesty? 01:06:09.549 --> 01:06:10.637 Stuff your nibbles! 01:06:10.717 --> 01:06:12.514 (BRYAN) Well, Real Bronzio, 01:06:12.594 --> 01:06:14.767 they just don't know what's hit them, they really don't. 01:06:21.019 --> 01:06:25.024 (BRIAN) Oh-ho! The Stone Age team is really coming together, Bryan. 01:06:25.106 --> 01:06:28.861 (BRYAN) You're not wrong, Brian. It's like Early Man, united. 01:06:29.319 --> 01:06:30.616 That's another joke there, Brian. 01:06:30.987 --> 01:06:32.580 (BRIAN) Oh, look at this! 01:06:33.156 --> 01:06:35.703 The Stone Age striker beats one, 01:06:35.783 --> 01:06:37.877 - nutmegs another... - (CROWD GASPS) 01:06:39.329 --> 01:06:41.000 All yours, Goona! 01:06:41.080 --> 01:06:42.047 Hmm. 01:06:43.208 --> 01:06:44.710 (BRIAN) She's going all the way. 01:06:45.001 --> 01:06:46.128 (GRUNTS) 01:06:47.086 --> 01:06:48.429 - (GOONA GRUNTS) - (BRIAN) She shoots. 01:06:49.005 --> 01:06:52.053 - (HÜGELGRABER GRUNTS) - She scores! 01:06:52.133 --> 01:06:55.723 - (CROWD CHEERING) - The crowd are going wild! 01:06:55.803 --> 01:06:58.601 - And who can blame them? - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 01:06:58.681 --> 01:07:00.058 (BOTH WHOOPING) 01:07:00.141 --> 01:07:01.178 Wait a minute! 01:07:01.267 --> 01:07:03.270 She shouldn't even be on the pitch. 01:07:03.353 --> 01:07:04.980 (QUEEN OOFEEFA) And why not? 01:07:05.063 --> 01:07:06.440 Because she's a... 01:07:06.773 --> 01:07:08.195 (LORD NOOTH STAMMERING) 01:07:08.983 --> 01:07:11.111 a great player! 01:07:11.861 --> 01:07:12.908 You lot! 01:07:13.571 --> 01:07:15.039 Get your act together! 01:07:15.365 --> 01:07:19.120 Unless you want to be suspended for the rest of the season. 01:07:19.410 --> 01:07:20.411 Play on! 01:07:25.833 --> 01:07:27.046 Hmm... 01:07:27.126 --> 01:07:29.174 - (LORD NOOTH) Psst. Dino! Dino! - Eh? 01:07:31.339 --> 01:07:35.060 - Have you got your rule book handy? - Of course. 01:07:36.302 --> 01:07:39.147 Good. Because I'm throwing it at you. 01:07:39.389 --> 01:07:40.516 Eh? 01:07:43.726 --> 01:07:45.069 (DUG) Come on, everyone. 01:07:45.436 --> 01:07:48.064 One last goal will take us home. 01:07:48.147 --> 01:07:49.235 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (GASPS) 01:07:49.315 --> 01:07:51.443 Dino is having a lie-down. 01:07:51.526 --> 01:07:53.494 I am the new ref. 01:07:54.821 --> 01:07:56.198 Well, that's not fair! 01:07:56.573 --> 01:07:57.825 Oh, isn't it? 01:07:57.907 --> 01:07:59.409 Let's ask the new ref. 01:07:59.492 --> 01:08:01.244 Ref, is it fair? 01:08:01.327 --> 01:08:03.170 Oh, yes, it's totally fair. 01:08:03.663 --> 01:08:05.165 Okay. Play on! 01:08:06.165 --> 01:08:09.214 It's injury time. Understand? 01:08:10.545 --> 01:08:11.797 (ALL CHUCKLE) 01:08:12.463 --> 01:08:13.385 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 01:08:15.967 --> 01:08:17.388 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 01:08:17.468 --> 01:08:19.516 (BRIAN) Oh, that's not cricket, Bryan. 01:08:20.471 --> 01:08:21.643 Whatever cricket is. 01:08:21.723 --> 01:08:23.645 Nothing to see there. Play on. 01:08:23.725 --> 01:08:25.602 - (GROANS) - (CROWD GASPS) 01:08:25.685 --> 01:08:28.024 - No! - (LORD NOOTH) I didn't see anything. 01:08:28.104 --> 01:08:30.152 - No foul! Play on! - (CROWD BOOING) 01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:34.903 - (GROANS) - No, no. Get up. Play on. 01:08:34.986 --> 01:08:36.658 (CROWD BOOS) 01:08:36.738 --> 01:08:38.866 (BRIAN) Oh, that's way below the belt. 01:08:41.868 --> 01:08:42.995 (GRUNTS) 01:08:45.663 --> 01:08:46.790 (GRUNTS) 01:08:47.832 --> 01:08:48.959 (SCREAMS) 01:08:50.585 --> 01:08:52.632 Chief! 01:08:52.712 --> 01:08:54.635 (BRYAN) Oh, caveman down, Brian! 01:08:58.176 --> 01:08:59.143 (GRUNTS) 01:08:59.427 --> 01:09:01.225 (GROANS LOUDLY) 01:09:02.263 --> 01:09:03.434 (GASPS) 01:09:03.514 --> 01:09:04.852 (GROANS) 01:09:04.932 --> 01:09:07.811 Oh, my leg! Oh, my leg! 01:09:07.894 --> 01:09:09.897 Hurts so bad! 01:09:09.979 --> 01:09:11.856 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Penalty! 01:09:11.939 --> 01:09:14.192 (BRIAN) Jurgend should get a prize for acting. 01:09:14.692 --> 01:09:16.660 Chief? Chief? 01:09:17.153 --> 01:09:19.450 - Ha! I soon have it fixed. - (GROANING) 01:09:19.530 --> 01:09:20.952 Oh, great. 01:09:21.282 --> 01:09:23.000 Um... Huh? 01:09:23.409 --> 01:09:25.373 Ha. There. Good job. 01:09:25.453 --> 01:09:27.706 Come on, that was never a penalty! 01:09:28.247 --> 01:09:30.295 (SCOFFS) Fine. Check the replay. 01:09:30.375 --> 01:09:32.797 (PUPPETEER) Oh, kick, ahh! Referee! 01:09:32.877 --> 01:09:34.379 Oh, my leg! My leg! 01:09:34.462 --> 01:09:37.302 (SCREAMS) Oh, no, the crocodile! 01:09:37.382 --> 01:09:40.010 Snack, snack, snack. (SCREAMING) 01:09:40.093 --> 01:09:41.595 (LORD NOOTH) Oh, terrible foul! 01:09:42.011 --> 01:09:43.683 Beating him with sausages! 01:09:43.763 --> 01:09:46.232 Shame on you. Definite penalty. 01:09:46.724 --> 01:09:48.522 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 01:09:49.519 --> 01:09:54.193 (BRIAN) A draw is just not good enough for the primitive part-timers, Bryan. 01:09:54.273 --> 01:09:55.486 And now this. 01:09:55.566 --> 01:09:58.281 A Real Bronzio penalty 01:09:58.361 --> 01:10:00.364 in the dying moments of the match. 01:10:00.655 --> 01:10:03.909 (BRYAN) Aye, and the goalie looks in a bad way too. 01:10:04.909 --> 01:10:06.877 (CLINKING) 01:10:07.328 --> 01:10:09.080 - (GULPS) - (CHIEF BOBNAR, WEAKLY) Dug... 01:10:09.497 --> 01:10:10.669 Chief? 01:10:11.249 --> 01:10:14.674 I spent my whole life hunting rabbits. 01:10:17.171 --> 01:10:18.468 I held you back. 01:10:20.091 --> 01:10:21.218 I'm sorry. 01:10:22.260 --> 01:10:25.184 I'm so... (GROANING) 01:10:29.809 --> 01:10:30.810 Chief? 01:10:30.893 --> 01:10:32.231 (SNIFFLES) 01:10:32.311 --> 01:10:34.655 Chief! (SOBBING) 01:10:38.693 --> 01:10:39.990 - (FARTING) - Huh? 01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:42.997 (SNORING) 01:10:46.325 --> 01:10:48.077 - (SIGHS) - (GOONA) Dug, 01:10:48.161 --> 01:10:51.836 I don't mean to worry you, but what are we going to do for a goalie? 01:10:52.832 --> 01:10:54.300 (HOGNOB CLEARS THROAT) 01:10:58.838 --> 01:11:01.136 (CROWD CHEERING) 01:11:02.592 --> 01:11:04.014 (CHUCKLING) 01:11:04.427 --> 01:11:05.770 Hognob? 01:11:08.681 --> 01:11:09.728 Okay! 01:11:13.144 --> 01:11:16.944 My word. Is that a pig they just put in goal? 01:11:19.025 --> 01:11:20.948 Have to say that's rather rash. (CHUCKLES) 01:11:21.319 --> 01:11:23.413 - Rasher. Do you get it? Bacon. - Mmm. 01:11:23.738 --> 01:11:25.911 I've never missed a penalty. 01:11:26.324 --> 01:11:30.204 Not against a pig anyway. (LAUGHING) 01:11:30.286 --> 01:11:31.874 (BRIAN) And it looks like it's all over 01:11:31.954 --> 01:11:35.378 for this plucky band of knuckle-grazers, Bryan. 01:11:35.458 --> 01:11:36.960 (BRYAN) A great effort, 01:11:37.043 --> 01:11:39.717 but, in the end, it wasn't quite enough. 01:11:43.341 --> 01:11:44.762 (GULPS) 01:11:44.842 --> 01:11:49.314 (LAUGHS) Say goodbye to your valley, caveman. 01:11:50.515 --> 01:11:51.858 Come on, Hognob. 01:11:52.225 --> 01:11:53.352 You can do it. 01:12:04.403 --> 01:12:05.700 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 01:12:18.167 --> 01:12:19.630 (BRIAN) He's got a trotter to it! 01:12:19.710 --> 01:12:20.837 (ALL CHEERING) 01:12:22.338 --> 01:12:24.552 (BRYAN) It's still in play, Brian. 01:12:24.632 --> 01:12:26.009 (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 01:12:28.219 --> 01:12:30.517 (CHIEF BOBNAR) Dug. Dug! 01:12:30.972 --> 01:12:33.896 You were always a mammoth-hunter! 01:12:35.476 --> 01:12:36.944 Dug! Over here! 01:12:37.478 --> 01:12:39.731 (ECHOING) Go hunt mammoth! 01:12:41.649 --> 01:12:43.743 Everyone! Give me a hand! 01:12:44.235 --> 01:12:46.533 My ball! 01:12:54.078 --> 01:12:56.706 Don't crowd me! 01:13:11.178 --> 01:13:12.305 (WHIMPERING) 01:13:13.431 --> 01:13:14.558 (GRUNTS) 01:13:14.891 --> 01:13:16.393 (CROWD CHEERING) 01:13:17.602 --> 01:13:20.526 (BRIAN) That is an amazing goal! 01:13:21.105 --> 01:13:23.108 - Yay! - (ALL CHEERING) 01:13:26.068 --> 01:13:27.907 (CHUCKLES) Look at that. 01:13:27.987 --> 01:13:30.490 The giant duck is on the pitch. 01:13:30.573 --> 01:13:31.870 - (SQUAWKING) - He thinks it's all over. 01:13:34.744 --> 01:13:35.836 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 01:13:38.205 --> 01:13:39.423 (BRIAN) It is now! 01:13:40.583 --> 01:13:42.256 (ALL CHEERING) 01:13:46.380 --> 01:13:48.257 Is this as good as you imagined? 01:13:48.633 --> 01:13:49.634 No. 01:13:51.510 --> 01:13:52.974 It's better! 01:13:53.054 --> 01:13:53.976 Yeah! 01:13:59.435 --> 01:14:01.938 Well done, my old hoggy friend! 01:14:02.647 --> 01:14:03.818 You cheat! 01:14:03.898 --> 01:14:06.777 You are a disgrace to football! 01:14:08.694 --> 01:14:10.116 Oh! 01:14:11.113 --> 01:14:12.706 - (FLIES BUZZING) - (SNIFFS) 01:14:13.240 --> 01:14:14.207 (GROANS) 01:14:14.700 --> 01:14:15.827 (SOBBING) 01:14:16.953 --> 01:14:17.999 Hmm? 01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:19.422 Good game. 01:14:22.750 --> 01:14:23.672 Ja. 01:14:24.460 --> 01:14:26.383 Well played, caveman. 01:14:27.546 --> 01:14:28.673 (QUEEN OOFEEFA) So... 01:14:29.090 --> 01:14:29.966 Huh? 01:14:30.049 --> 01:14:35.055 You've reminded us how the beautiful game should be played. 01:14:36.931 --> 01:14:39.104 As for Lord Nooth... 01:14:39.892 --> 01:14:43.146 Nooth? Nooth! Where is that... 01:14:44.230 --> 01:14:46.733 - Rat! - Yes, quite! (GASPS) 01:14:49.485 --> 01:14:51.488 - Guards! - (GASPS) 01:14:51.737 --> 01:14:54.411 Apprehend that rodent! 01:14:55.408 --> 01:14:57.455 (LORD NOOTH) So long, suckers! 01:14:57.535 --> 01:14:58.748 - (LAUGHING) - (BRIAN) My word, Bryan. 01:14:58.828 --> 01:15:02.583 That schnookel-grabbing scoundrel is making off with the profits! 01:15:03.165 --> 01:15:04.337 After you. 01:15:04.417 --> 01:15:06.255 (BRYAN) Aye, but will he get away? 01:15:06.335 --> 01:15:07.924 - (GOONA GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 01:15:08.004 --> 01:15:10.473 - (BRYAN) Oh, superb shot! - (BRIAN) And a rebound! 01:15:11.382 --> 01:15:12.303 - (GROANS) - Oh, that got him! 01:15:12.383 --> 01:15:14.932 Aye, Nooth is on the back foot now, Brian. 01:15:15.594 --> 01:15:17.688 - (LORD NOOTH SCREAMING) - Quite literally. 01:15:18.014 --> 01:15:20.108 - (WHISTLES) - (COINS CLATTERING) 01:15:20.558 --> 01:15:22.229 (LORD NOOTH CONTINUES SCREAMING) 01:15:22.309 --> 01:15:23.522 (BRYAN) Look at that. 01:15:23.602 --> 01:15:25.900 - Caught by the old bill. - (BRIAN) Oh, Bryan, 01:15:25.980 --> 01:15:28.074 that's comedy bronze. Well done, my friend. 01:15:29.608 --> 01:15:31.076 - (SQUAWKING) - (COINS CLATTERING) 01:15:37.324 --> 01:15:39.292 No! My lovely schnookels! 01:15:39.660 --> 01:15:40.627 (SCREAMING) 01:15:43.956 --> 01:15:44.923 (GRUNTS) 01:15:45.958 --> 01:15:47.426 - (GROANS) - (WOMAN) Yay! 01:15:48.169 --> 01:15:49.887 Oh, refund. 01:15:50.379 --> 01:15:53.474 That should remind him of the pecking order, eh? 01:15:54.050 --> 01:15:55.051 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 01:15:55.134 --> 01:15:57.102 Oh, and, caveman, 01:15:57.636 --> 01:16:00.731 I think this is yours. 01:16:09.940 --> 01:16:13.740 Symbol of a game sent from heaven. 01:16:14.070 --> 01:16:15.992 Thank you, Your... 01:16:16.072 --> 01:16:18.245 Bronze Chiefness. 01:16:18.991 --> 01:16:22.461 And now, I believe it's time you went home... 01:16:26.415 --> 01:16:28.133 to your valley. 01:16:33.923 --> 01:16:35.675 We're going home. 01:16:35.699 --> 01:16:56.276 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: Telegram: @bollbolljan ::. .:: Instagram: @bollbolljan_Com ::. 01:17:13.337 --> 01:17:14.839 (DUG IMITATING BIRD CALL) 01:17:14.922 --> 01:17:16.390 (CLICKING TONGUE) 01:17:16.757 --> 01:17:18.509 (CONTINUES IMITATING BIRD CALL) 01:17:26.725 --> 01:17:28.523 (IMITATING BIRD CALL) 01:17:33.983 --> 01:17:35.781 (CLICKING TONGUE) 01:17:40.072 --> 01:17:41.869 (CREATURE ROARS) 01:17:41.949 --> 01:17:43.451 (ALL SCREAMING) 01:17:48.330 --> 01:17:49.548 (GIGGLING) 01:17:50.708 --> 01:17:53.177 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 01:18:03.804 --> 01:18:04.680 ♫.. Hey! ..♫ 01:18:04.763 --> 01:18:07.812 ♫.. Now the clouds are starting To part, yeah ..♫ 01:18:07.892 --> 01:18:10.395 ♫.. I feel I'm on my way ..♫ 01:18:11.729 --> 01:18:14.778 ♫.. Now I see the sun is shining ..♫ 01:18:15.149 --> 01:18:17.363 ♫.. Each and every day ..♫ 01:18:17.443 --> 01:18:20.322 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:18:20.905 --> 01:18:23.909 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:18:24.325 --> 01:18:27.329 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:18:27.411 --> 01:18:29.163 ♫.. Now I finally found my way ..♫ 01:18:31.749 --> 01:18:32.920 ♫.. Hey! ..♫ 01:18:33.000 --> 01:18:35.754 ♫.. Up above, the birds are singing ..♫ 01:18:35.836 --> 01:18:38.180 ♫.. Singing just for me ..♫ 01:18:39.423 --> 01:18:42.677 ♫.. No worries now upon my mind ..♫ 01:18:43.052 --> 01:18:45.305 ♫.. No worries I can see ..♫ 01:18:45.387 --> 01:18:48.477 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:18:48.557 --> 01:18:51.777 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:18:52.269 --> 01:18:55.273 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:18:55.356 --> 01:18:57.278 ♫.. Now I finally found my way ..♫ 01:18:57.358 --> 01:18:58.654 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:18:58.734 --> 01:19:01.112 ♫.. Now I finally found my way ..♫ 01:19:01.862 --> 01:19:03.956 ♫.. Oh, now I found my way ..♫ 01:19:05.366 --> 01:19:07.710 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:19:08.369 --> 01:19:13.085 ♫.. Yeah, now I'm finally on my way ..♫ 01:19:13.165 --> 01:19:16.338 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:19:16.418 --> 01:19:19.967 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:19:20.047 --> 01:19:22.721 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:19:23.509 --> 01:19:26.479 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:19:26.971 --> 01:19:30.225 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:19:30.307 --> 01:19:33.272 ♫.. It's gonna be a good day Good day ..♫ 01:19:33.352 --> 01:19:35.400 ♫.. Now I finally found my way ..♫ 01:19:35.980 --> 01:19:37.732 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:19:53.289 --> 01:19:56.964 ♫.. Do you feel it on the breeze it ..♫ 01:19:57.876 --> 01:20:01.676 ♫.. Whisper in your ear Just to let you know ..♫ 01:20:02.089 --> 01:20:05.559 ♫.. That you can be it If you defeat it ..♫ 01:20:06.343 --> 01:20:10.519 ♫.. I'll be waiting underneath To catch you when you fall ..♫ 01:20:10.848 --> 01:20:13.067 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:20:19.857 --> 01:20:24.238 ♫.. I'll be by your side Through the coldest night ..♫ 01:20:24.320 --> 01:20:27.324 ♫.. Together, together, together ..♫ 01:20:28.532 --> 01:20:32.831 ♫.. When your gold turns black My hand on your back ..♫ 01:20:32.911 --> 01:20:36.916 ♫.. Forever, forever, forever ..♫ 01:20:40.794 --> 01:20:45.386 ♫.. 'Cause I got hope, hope, hope More than you know, know, know ..♫ 01:20:45.466 --> 01:20:48.055 ♫.. Deep in my soul, soul, soul ..♫ 01:20:48.135 --> 01:20:50.263 ♫.. So even when my walls come down ..♫ 01:20:50.346 --> 01:20:54.186 ♫.. I know, know, know That I won't choke, choke, choke ..♫ 01:20:54.266 --> 01:20:56.314 ♫.. With every word I wrote ..♫ 01:20:56.977 --> 01:20:59.316 ♫.. I'll sing until my lungs give out like ..♫ 01:20:59.396 --> 01:21:01.524 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:21:05.652 --> 01:21:08.617 ♫.. I'll sing until my lungs give out like ..♫ 01:21:08.697 --> 01:21:10.449 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:22:03.794 --> 01:22:08.425 ♫.. 'Cause I got hope, hope, hope More than you know, know, know ..♫ 01:22:08.507 --> 01:22:11.386 ♫.. Deep in my soul, soul, soul ..♫ 01:22:11.468 --> 01:22:14.892 ♫.. So even when my walls come down I know, know, know ..♫ 01:22:14.972 --> 01:22:19.563 ♫.. That I won't choke, choke, choke, With every word I wrote ..♫ 01:22:19.643 --> 01:22:22.397 ♫.. I'll sing until my lungs give out like ..♫ 01:22:22.479 --> 01:22:24.652 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 01:22:28.694 --> 01:22:31.408 ♫.. I'll sing until my lungs give out like ..♫ 01:22:31.488 --> 01:22:34.833 ♫.. Hey, yeah ..♫ 01:22:41.665 --> 01:22:44.464 ♫.. One, two, a one, two, three, four ..♫ 01:22:57.055 --> 01:23:00.525 ♫.. All night long Yeah, you've been looking at me ..♫ 01:23:00.976 --> 01:23:05.698 ♫.. Well, you know you're the dance-floor cutie you longed to be ..♫ 01:23:06.106 --> 01:23:09.530 ♫.. Oh, well now you've been Laying it down ..♫ 01:23:09.610 --> 01:23:12.032 ♫.. You got your hips swinging Out of bounds ..♫ 01:23:12.112 --> 01:23:17.454 ♫.. And I like the way you do What you're doing to me ..♫ 01:23:17.534 --> 01:23:19.748 ♫.. That's right, that's right That's right, that's right ..♫ 01:23:19.828 --> 01:23:22.251 ♫.. I really love your tiger light ..♫ 01:23:22.331 --> 01:23:24.878 ♫.. That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat ..♫ 01:23:24.958 --> 01:23:29.839 ♫.. I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet ..♫ 01:23:30.547 --> 01:23:34.893 ♫.. Your tiger feet Your tiger feet ..♫ 01:23:35.469 --> 01:23:39.394 ♫.. Your tiger feet All right! ..♫ 01:23:51.610 --> 01:23:55.331 ♫.. Well, flash your warning lights Just as long as you like ..♫ 01:23:56.156 --> 01:24:00.628 ♫.. I know you're aching To be making me tonight ..♫ 01:24:01.370 --> 01:24:06.462 ♫.. I've got a feeling in my knees A feeling only you can please ..♫ 01:24:06.542 --> 01:24:11.924 ♫.. There ain't no way I'm gonna Let you outta my sight ..♫ 01:24:12.506 --> 01:24:14.678 ♫.. That's right, that's right That's right, that's right ..♫ 01:24:14.758 --> 01:24:17.347 ♫.. I really love your tiger light ..♫ 01:24:17.427 --> 01:24:19.850 ♫.. That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat ..♫ 01:24:19.930 --> 01:24:24.652 ♫.. I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet ..♫ 01:24:25.394 --> 01:24:27.021 ♫.. Your tiger feet ..♫ 01:24:28.021 --> 01:24:29.694 ♫.. Your tiger feet ..♫ 01:24:30.607 --> 01:24:34.157 ♫.. Your tiger feet All right! ..♫ 01:24:46.623 --> 01:24:49.296 ♫.. That's right, that's right That's right, that's right ..♫ 01:24:49.376 --> 01:24:51.094 ♫.. I really love your tiger light ..♫ 01:24:52.045 --> 01:24:54.510 ♫.. That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat ..♫ 01:24:54.590 --> 01:25:00.516 ♫.. I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet ..♫ 01:25:00.596 --> 01:25:03.310 ♫.. Well now, you've been laying it down ..♫ 01:25:03.390 --> 01:25:05.812 ♫.. You've got your hips Swinging out of bounds ..♫ 01:25:05.892 --> 01:25:09.613 ♫.. And I like the way you do What you're doing to me ..♫ 01:25:11.148 --> 01:25:13.612 ♫.. That's right, that's right That's right, that's right ..♫ 01:25:13.692 --> 01:25:15.864 ♫.. I really love your tiger light ..♫ 01:25:15.944 --> 01:25:18.698 ♫.. That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat ..♫ 01:25:18.780 --> 01:25:23.582 ♫.. I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet ..♫ 01:25:24.536 --> 01:25:25.913 ♫.. Your tiger feet ..♫ 01:25:26.997 --> 01:25:28.465 ♫.. Your tiger feet ..♫ 01:25:29.666 --> 01:25:32.965 ♫.. Your tiger feet All right! ..♫ 01:25:33.045 --> 01:25:35.423 ♫.. That's right, that's right That's right, that's right ..♫ 01:25:35.505 --> 01:25:38.008 ♫.. That's right, that's right That's right, that's right ..♫