WEBVTT 00:00:00.042 --> 00:00:20.042 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:22.666 --> 00:01:24.900 You sit on your computers. 00:01:24.902 --> 00:01:28.003 Liking pictures of smiling babies. 00:01:28.005 --> 00:01:31.040 Sharing inspirational quotes. 00:01:31.042 --> 00:01:33.643 But what you really wanna see is death. 00:01:33.843 --> 00:01:36.045 You click on horrific news headlines; 00:01:36.047 --> 00:01:38.780 violence, destruction, terrorism, war! 00:01:38.782 --> 00:01:41.783 Because it makes your shitty little lives 00:01:41.785 --> 00:01:44.521 seem that little bit less shitty. 00:01:45.189 --> 00:01:46.489 You wanna go viral? 00:01:46.958 --> 00:01:49.160 Skizm is the virus. 00:01:56.033 --> 00:01:57.799 What the fuck is up people! 00:01:57.801 --> 00:01:59.201 My name is Mr. Longshot! 00:01:59.203 --> 00:02:00.735 And I'm Daddy Doubletaps, 00:02:00.737 --> 00:02:02.537 and we're bringing you your daily dose 00:02:02.539 --> 00:02:04.039 - of the death toll! - Okay right now, 00:02:04.041 --> 00:02:05.207 if you're new here, real quick, 00:02:05.209 --> 00:02:06.875 what we do here is we rip off 00:02:06.877 --> 00:02:08.643 Skizm's stream to bring you our commentary 00:02:08.645 --> 00:02:10.147 'cause we're just the fuckin' best at it! 00:02:10.948 --> 00:02:12.883 Here we go. 00:02:13.217 --> 00:02:16.085 Vadim versus Nix. Head to head. 00:02:16.087 --> 00:02:18.320 Who is gonna die today? 00:02:23.727 --> 00:02:26.728 She's driving like a fucking monster! 00:02:26.730 --> 00:02:27.896 - Nix. Nix. - Nix. Nix. 00:02:37.008 --> 00:02:38.340 Die. Fuck you. 00:02:48.585 --> 00:02:49.719 God damn it! 00:02:49.954 --> 00:02:51.053 Fuck him. 00:02:53.991 --> 00:02:55.991 Thanks to Skizm's tech department 00:02:55.993 --> 00:02:57.192 for bringing up this footage! 00:02:57.194 --> 00:02:59.094 - Abso-fucking-lutely! - Yes. 00:03:06.669 --> 00:03:07.670 Fuck him up. 00:03:40.404 --> 00:03:42.006 Nix wins. 00:03:44.774 --> 00:03:47.278 It can be a fucked up world out there, right? 00:03:47.844 --> 00:03:50.711 Skizm? Well that was fucked up to the point 00:03:50.713 --> 00:03:53.148 where it was threatening civilization as we know it. 00:03:53.150 --> 00:03:54.952 It was unstoppable... 00:03:55.352 --> 00:03:57.752 until I came into the picture. 00:04:17.441 --> 00:04:19.441 Hey. I'm Miles. 00:04:19.443 --> 00:04:22.077 This is the story of the worst day of my life. 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:23.112 - Dickhead. - Sorry. 00:04:23.114 --> 00:04:24.215 The day I became famous. 00:04:25.282 --> 00:04:27.082 When I was a kid I wanted to be a hero. 00:04:27.084 --> 00:04:28.219 A warrior. 00:04:29.253 --> 00:04:31.956 But instead I grew up to be a nobody. 00:04:32.156 --> 00:04:34.757 Flicking through the same three apps on my phone 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:36.724 until it was time to sleep. 00:04:41.932 --> 00:04:43.633 I used to work in video games. 00:04:45.835 --> 00:04:47.069 Sounds awesome, right? 00:04:47.071 --> 00:04:49.037 Not when you're a code monkey 00:04:49.039 --> 00:04:50.939 for a mindlessly addictive cell phone game 00:04:50.941 --> 00:04:53.310 designed to steal money from parents credit cards. 00:04:55.312 --> 00:04:57.880 The one place I could still be a hero though 00:04:57.882 --> 00:05:00.084 was behind my keyboard. 00:05:00.951 --> 00:05:01.917 Trolling the trolls. 00:05:07.124 --> 00:05:08.290 Oh, shit. 00:05:12.729 --> 00:05:13.998 Um? 00:05:22.206 --> 00:05:23.207 Hey. 00:05:24.275 --> 00:05:25.876 - What the f... - Dude! 00:05:26.343 --> 00:05:28.745 Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No. 00:05:30.247 --> 00:05:31.248 Fucking... 00:05:32.449 --> 00:05:34.850 - I'm not interrupting am I? - No. No, no, no. Just, uh... 00:05:34.852 --> 00:05:37.687 - just checking some stuff. - Hey, uh... 00:05:38.122 --> 00:05:39.888 can you sign this going away card? 00:05:39.890 --> 00:05:40.958 Uh, yeah. 00:05:41.158 --> 00:05:42.159 Oops. 00:05:46.130 --> 00:05:49.764 Uh, wait. What... What is this? 00:05:49.766 --> 00:05:51.302 We're currently downsizing personnel. 00:05:51.801 --> 00:05:53.703 - What? By how many? - Just one. 00:05:54.004 --> 00:05:55.906 - I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre. 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:57.208 It's a joke! 00:05:57.807 --> 00:05:59.308 I'm just fucking with you! 00:05:59.310 --> 00:06:00.244 Oh, okay. 00:06:01.111 --> 00:06:04.081 Oh, my God your face. Punk'd! 00:06:06.317 --> 00:06:08.352 But if I catch you jerking around again... 00:06:09.819 --> 00:06:13.057 next card will be real. Got that, amigo? 00:06:13.390 --> 00:06:14.858 Si. Yes. 00:06:18.329 --> 00:06:19.796 Seriously can I... Can I borrow a pen? 00:06:21.065 --> 00:06:22.933 - Fuck you. - Whoa! 00:06:29.873 --> 00:06:33.210 And then one night, I hit the jackpot. 00:06:34.011 --> 00:06:35.012 Skizm. 00:06:36.380 --> 00:06:38.213 - Another Skizm... - Skizm... 00:06:38.215 --> 00:06:39.216 - Skizm... - Skizm... 00:06:40.551 --> 00:06:43.218 Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals 00:06:43.220 --> 00:06:45.988 and made them fight each other to the death. 00:06:45.990 --> 00:06:48.959 It was twisted and disgusting. 00:06:51.562 --> 00:06:52.762 Lee wins. 00:06:53.897 --> 00:06:56.465 The worst side of humanity on show. 00:06:56.467 --> 00:06:58.567 Yes! 00:06:58.569 --> 00:07:01.138 So, the internet fucking loved it. 00:07:03.840 --> 00:07:04.841 Skizm! 00:07:09.846 --> 00:07:11.882 In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly. 00:07:12.116 --> 00:07:14.551 But behind the keys, I was the fucking Terminator. 00:07:16.587 --> 00:07:18.856 I was the ultimate troll hunter. 00:07:19.923 --> 00:07:21.857 I know I should have just let it go, 00:07:21.859 --> 00:07:23.058 but I couldn't resist. 00:07:23.060 --> 00:07:24.126 Yeah. 00:07:24.128 --> 00:07:26.495 Yeah, get angry at me. 00:07:26.497 --> 00:07:27.865 Let's do this. 00:07:47.584 --> 00:07:49.885 You guys are real easy. 00:07:58.462 --> 00:07:59.463 Okay. 00:08:03.067 --> 00:08:05.035 What? 00:08:07.638 --> 00:08:10.174 Who the fuck are you, dude? 00:08:13.310 --> 00:08:15.979 Stick your dick in... 00:08:16.513 --> 00:08:17.915 a blender. 00:08:52.349 --> 00:08:53.482 Okay. 00:08:53.484 --> 00:08:54.618 Nova. 00:09:24.715 --> 00:09:26.415 Yes. Of course. 00:09:49.473 --> 00:09:52.040 Hope you like it. It's permanent. 00:09:52.042 --> 00:09:53.110 I love it. Seriously, 00:09:53.644 --> 00:09:56.077 Seriously, why are you not doing comics for a living? 00:09:56.079 --> 00:09:59.080 Right, just quit my job and be another artist 00:09:59.082 --> 00:10:01.285 living on Ramen, soaked in my own tears. 00:10:01.785 --> 00:10:04.186 I don't care, you should just do it, 00:10:04.188 --> 00:10:05.222 your stuff is awesome. 00:10:07.024 --> 00:10:08.590 I haven't nailed my super hero yet. 00:10:08.592 --> 00:10:11.426 - What do you mean? - That! You! 00:10:11.428 --> 00:10:13.630 This guy? This handsome guy right here? 00:10:14.031 --> 00:10:14.931 Um. 00:10:14.933 --> 00:10:17.566 Uh, okay, well what about, like, uh... 00:10:17.568 --> 00:10:19.634 - I've pitched this before... - Oh, God, don't. 00:10:19.636 --> 00:10:21.369 ...but Man-Man. 00:10:21.371 --> 00:10:24.573 He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man. 00:10:24.575 --> 00:10:28.043 And he gets superhuman powers of manliness. 00:10:28.045 --> 00:10:30.714 - I mean... - "My man sense is tingling." 00:10:38.455 --> 00:10:39.754 Look, don't worry, okay? 00:10:39.756 --> 00:10:41.356 This... This is not another story 00:10:41.358 --> 00:10:43.058 about a nerd trying to get the girl 00:10:43.060 --> 00:10:45.327 like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked. 00:10:45.329 --> 00:10:46.330 Coming. 00:10:47.397 --> 00:10:48.599 This is not a love story. 00:10:49.299 --> 00:10:50.367 Uh... 00:10:51.602 --> 00:10:54.135 Hi, I... I think you have the wrong apartment. 00:10:55.606 --> 00:10:59.009 What the fuck. Who the fuck are you? 00:11:00.511 --> 00:11:03.447 Well, there he is. Big Man. 00:11:04.748 --> 00:11:06.216 You scared yet? 00:11:06.617 --> 00:11:09.518 Oh, fuck. What, that comment? No. No. Shit, no. 00:11:09.520 --> 00:11:12.220 That... That... That was just a very dumb joke 00:11:12.222 --> 00:11:13.655 that I... I... I did not mean. 00:11:13.657 --> 00:11:15.590 Uh, can we just, like, forget about it? 00:11:15.592 --> 00:11:18.493 Oh, sheesh. This is insane, right? 00:11:18.495 --> 00:11:20.629 We're being, like, total dicks here. 00:11:20.631 --> 00:11:23.131 Why don't I just head off 00:11:23.133 --> 00:11:25.634 and you... you have a pleasant evening, dude. 00:11:25.636 --> 00:11:26.768 Oh, what, really? 00:11:26.770 --> 00:11:29.306 Oh, God. Just out of warranty. 00:11:29.506 --> 00:11:32.543 Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers. 00:11:34.244 --> 00:11:36.244 Now, your busy little hands 00:11:36.246 --> 00:11:37.712 they need to be taught a lesson. 00:11:37.714 --> 00:11:39.781 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't smash my hands. 00:11:39.783 --> 00:11:40.983 No, no, I really like using them. 00:11:40.985 --> 00:11:44.152 No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your hands. 00:11:44.154 --> 00:11:47.591 Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then? 00:11:47.791 --> 00:11:50.627 I got something even better planned for you. 00:11:52.396 --> 00:11:53.530 Knock his ass out. 00:11:54.464 --> 00:11:56.431 Wait, no, no. Seriously guys, 00:11:56.433 --> 00:11:58.533 you don't need to do this to me. I... I'm... 00:11:58.535 --> 00:12:00.304 Shit! 00:12:00.604 --> 00:12:02.539 That usually knocks 'em cold! 00:12:02.773 --> 00:12:05.375 Jesus Christ. 00:12:20.457 --> 00:12:21.692 What? 00:12:25.195 --> 00:12:26.428 What? 00:13:35.699 --> 00:13:38.368 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 00:13:38.602 --> 00:13:39.701 What? 00:14:07.631 --> 00:14:09.899 Fun factoid: gun shots 00:14:09.901 --> 00:14:12.333 are way louder than in the movies. 00:14:12.335 --> 00:14:13.568 In real life, Rambo would not be 00:14:13.570 --> 00:14:14.904 killing guerilla fighters, 00:14:14.906 --> 00:14:16.673 he would be learning sign language. 00:14:46.436 --> 00:14:49.571 Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen. 00:15:27.477 --> 00:15:29.912 And you have 24 hours to kill her. 00:15:29.914 --> 00:15:32.014 If you fail, you die. 00:15:32.016 --> 00:15:34.484 Try to leave the city, you die. 00:15:35.619 --> 00:15:38.022 Succeed, we let you in. 00:15:39.991 --> 00:15:41.823 What the fuck is Nix? 00:17:05.009 --> 00:17:06.574 Nix wins. 00:17:06.576 --> 00:17:07.977 There we go, that's another win 00:17:07.979 --> 00:17:10.511 for Nix against Gask. 00:17:10.513 --> 00:17:11.881 And that takes her to the top 00:17:11.883 --> 00:17:13.115 of the leaderboard. 00:17:13.117 --> 00:17:15.184 Yeah, again are we really surprised? 00:17:15.186 --> 00:17:17.219 Yeah, Nix. I love you. 00:17:31.735 --> 00:17:33.104 Nix! 00:17:49.020 --> 00:17:51.653 ...an apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead. 00:17:51.655 --> 00:17:52.720 Police have now zeroed in 00:17:52.722 --> 00:17:54.890 on Nix Degraves as the sole suspect. 00:17:54.892 --> 00:17:58.493 Degraves was found criminally insane at age 13. 00:17:58.495 --> 00:18:01.496 She recently escaped from a maximum-security facility 00:18:01.498 --> 00:18:03.032 and has since gained notoriety 00:18:03.034 --> 00:18:04.900 as one of the most successful contestants 00:18:04.902 --> 00:18:07.069 of the underground fight club, Skizm. 00:18:07.071 --> 00:18:09.238 She is heavily armed and extremely dangerous. 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:10.705 This is good. 00:19:13.837 --> 00:19:15.803 Detective Garret, please report 00:19:15.805 --> 00:19:16.974 to the Captain's office. 00:19:23.847 --> 00:19:25.580 Are you fucking kidding me? 00:19:46.137 --> 00:19:47.204 Okay. 00:19:48.139 --> 00:19:49.140 Careful. 00:19:49.706 --> 00:19:50.941 Jesus Christ. 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:57.014 Oh, thank God. 00:20:04.288 --> 00:20:06.021 Wow. Doesn't matter, 00:20:06.023 --> 00:20:07.291 just don't shoot yourself in the dick. 00:20:25.076 --> 00:20:26.077 Okay. 00:21:09.186 --> 00:21:10.319 Woah! No! No! 00:21:12.456 --> 00:21:14.091 No! 00:21:14.458 --> 00:21:16.060 No! No, no, no! 00:21:19.196 --> 00:21:20.395 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 00:21:20.397 --> 00:21:21.897 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 00:21:21.899 --> 00:21:23.234 Damn it. 00:21:24.235 --> 00:21:25.936 Oh, God! 00:21:26.403 --> 00:21:27.404 Fuck! 00:21:33.878 --> 00:21:35.911 - Nice fap-cave. - You shot me! 00:21:35.913 --> 00:21:38.746 You actually fucking shot me? 00:21:38.748 --> 00:21:40.015 Okay, please. I... I... 00:21:40.017 --> 00:21:42.151 I don't want anything to do with Skizm. 00:21:42.153 --> 00:21:44.086 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm not a fighter. 00:21:44.088 --> 00:21:45.022 I'm a nobody. 00:21:46.290 --> 00:21:49.491 Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then, Mister Hard boiled? 00:21:49.493 --> 00:21:52.861 Oh, these? No, no, no. These... See? They drugged me 00:21:52.863 --> 00:21:53.998 and they drilled these onto my hands. 00:21:54.265 --> 00:21:56.165 Like right through my... Shit. 00:21:56.167 --> 00:21:58.400 I... I think I need some antiseptic or something. 00:21:58.402 --> 00:22:00.302 They're all... They're all red and sore. 00:22:00.304 --> 00:22:03.405 - Oh, that's rough, fuck boy. - So, how about you and me, 00:22:03.407 --> 00:22:05.107 we can just, like, truce things out 00:22:05.109 --> 00:22:06.975 and you can stop destroying my things. 00:22:06.977 --> 00:22:09.679 Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff? 00:22:10.281 --> 00:22:11.916 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 00:22:12.183 --> 00:22:13.217 Take a few minutes. 00:22:13.884 --> 00:22:16.285 - Breathe. Relax. - Okay. 00:22:16.287 --> 00:22:19.021 And then go take a shit because there's nothing worse 00:22:19.023 --> 00:22:20.522 than shooting a poop-filled corpse. 00:22:20.524 --> 00:22:22.090 It's like a hitting a turd piñata. 00:22:22.092 --> 00:22:24.293 After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy 00:22:24.295 --> 00:22:26.030 and shoot you in the fucking brain stem. 00:22:32.169 --> 00:22:33.170 Fuck! 00:22:35.039 --> 00:22:37.206 Shit! What the fuck? 00:22:53.857 --> 00:22:54.858 Fuck! 00:23:05.302 --> 00:23:08.170 And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. 00:23:08.172 --> 00:23:10.939 A brand-new match, the new guy Miles Harris... 00:23:10.941 --> 00:23:12.941 Who is that, Lily? Never heard of him. 00:23:12.943 --> 00:23:15.346 This Miles Harris kid is a joke. 00:23:25.822 --> 00:23:28.123 Man, I can't even remember the last time 00:23:28.125 --> 00:23:30.325 I walked outside without my face in my phone. 00:23:30.327 --> 00:23:32.463 Everything looks so HD. 00:23:35.899 --> 00:23:37.366 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 00:23:37.368 --> 00:23:39.336 Hey, I need help! Someone's trying to kill me! 00:23:39.536 --> 00:23:42.437 - Hey, drop your guns. - Oh, right. Shit. 00:23:42.439 --> 00:23:44.839 - Drop 'em now! - No, no, no. Please. 00:23:52.449 --> 00:23:54.518 No! 00:23:56.320 --> 00:23:58.956 - Will they take out Miles? - What the fuck is he doing? 00:24:01.225 --> 00:24:02.891 We can all say, 00:24:02.893 --> 00:24:04.126 give Miles Harris a salute, I think. 00:24:04.128 --> 00:24:06.628 Mom used to say, always wear clean underwear 00:24:06.630 --> 00:24:08.165 in case you get in an accident. 00:24:09.466 --> 00:24:11.568 I'm going to add her to the list of people I let down. 00:24:12.870 --> 00:24:14.571 - You think he's a crack head? - Definitely. 00:24:18.841 --> 00:24:21.078 - Hey! - Dispatch. We have a 918. 00:24:21.278 --> 00:24:22.346 Suspect is armed and dangerous. 00:24:23.647 --> 00:24:24.713 Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it, 00:24:24.715 --> 00:24:25.781 but we actually have a show for you today, 00:24:25.783 --> 00:24:28.216 Miles is running from the fucking cops! 00:24:28.218 --> 00:24:30.118 Look at him. Running like a bitch. 00:24:32.056 --> 00:24:33.057 Freeze! 00:24:38.896 --> 00:24:41.098 - I'm gonna shoot! - Please don't! 00:24:48.005 --> 00:24:50.407 Freeze! Stop now! 00:25:02.953 --> 00:25:03.954 Oh, no. 00:25:05.923 --> 00:25:06.924 Idiot. 00:25:15.065 --> 00:25:17.332 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 00:25:17.334 --> 00:25:19.336 No, sir. Oh, God. 00:25:24.675 --> 00:25:26.543 Are you... Are you okay? 00:25:26.944 --> 00:25:29.077 Oh, God no you're not. 00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:30.612 - Whoa, fuck. Fuck. - No, no, no, no. 00:25:30.614 --> 00:25:32.214 These... These... These are just my hands. 00:25:32.216 --> 00:25:33.949 You're fine. You're fine. I'm not going to do 00:25:33.951 --> 00:25:35.283 anything else to you. I'm sorry. 00:25:35.285 --> 00:25:37.452 Just try... Just lie and hold that, okay? 00:25:37.454 --> 00:25:39.621 Okay. I'm sure they're coming for you right now. 00:25:39.623 --> 00:25:42.457 Oh, yeah they are. Okay, I have to go now. 00:25:42.459 --> 00:25:43.894 - Bye. Bye-bye. - Shit. 00:26:08.318 --> 00:26:09.520 Sorry, sorry. 00:26:13.290 --> 00:26:15.991 Nova. Oh, no. 00:26:15.993 --> 00:26:17.359 Oh, no, no, no. 00:26:17.361 --> 00:26:19.530 Nova, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 00:26:31.475 --> 00:26:32.409 No. 00:26:34.411 --> 00:26:36.480 Nova. Nova. 00:26:37.014 --> 00:26:38.248 Holy shit. 00:26:38.682 --> 00:26:40.417 - Hey. - Miles? 00:26:41.051 --> 00:26:42.553 Oh. Oh, God. 00:26:45.189 --> 00:26:48.125 I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff. 00:26:49.793 --> 00:26:50.994 Shit. 00:26:51.728 --> 00:26:54.529 - Go. Drive now. - Relax. Relax. 00:26:54.531 --> 00:26:57.299 - You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere 00:26:57.301 --> 00:26:59.036 until you chill. 00:27:01.038 --> 00:27:04.007 Okay, cool. I'm cool. 00:27:18.789 --> 00:27:20.591 Go to 7th and Shadwell, give me Miles. 00:27:30.200 --> 00:27:31.201 So... 00:27:32.269 --> 00:27:35.170 Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice 00:27:35.172 --> 00:27:37.074 you aren't wearing pants. 00:27:37.274 --> 00:27:38.807 Oh, yes. Yeah. 00:27:38.809 --> 00:27:43.078 No there was a fire alarm at my apartment. 00:27:43.080 --> 00:27:45.280 I got locked out of my building. Mondays, right? 00:27:45.282 --> 00:27:48.350 I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though. 00:27:48.352 --> 00:27:50.752 Do you still have one of my spare inhalers? 00:27:50.754 --> 00:27:53.555 Uh, maybe. Check my handbag. Down there. 00:27:53.557 --> 00:27:55.657 Uh, could you just grab it for me? 00:27:55.659 --> 00:27:58.161 I was up all night, last night coding. I have terrible RSI. 00:27:58.695 --> 00:28:01.363 Right. Some vigorous coding. 00:28:01.365 --> 00:28:02.366 Yeah. 00:28:09.540 --> 00:28:12.175 - Here. - Oh, I'm sorry, could you do it? 00:28:12.509 --> 00:28:13.677 - Right. - Thanks. 00:28:18.248 --> 00:28:19.882 Oh, shit, thank you. 00:28:19.884 --> 00:28:21.251 - Okay? - Yeah. 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:24.488 - Why don't you hold onto that. - Oh, yeah, thanks. 00:28:28.792 --> 00:28:30.860 - It's really good to see you. - This was a mistake. 00:28:30.862 --> 00:28:34.498 - Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you. 00:28:35.332 --> 00:28:37.867 - I'll drop you home. - No. No. Please don't. 00:28:37.869 --> 00:28:40.402 I can't go back there right now, it's very crazy for me. 00:28:40.404 --> 00:28:42.203 How about we just hang at your place? 00:28:42.205 --> 00:28:44.408 No. Miles, You just need to move on. 00:28:44.741 --> 00:28:45.807 - Oh. - I mean, 00:28:45.809 --> 00:28:49.244 why don't you just meet someone new, I don't know. 00:28:50.247 --> 00:28:51.281 Okay, I mean... 00:28:52.349 --> 00:28:54.449 Here's the thing. I kind of did meet somebody new. 00:28:54.451 --> 00:28:56.886 - Oh? Do... Do I know her? - Uh... 00:28:56.888 --> 00:28:58.286 - What's her name? - Her name is Nix 00:28:58.288 --> 00:28:59.688 and she's actually trying to kill me. 00:28:59.690 --> 00:29:02.257 So, these guys from Skizm came to my house last night, 00:29:02.259 --> 00:29:03.725 they're making me fight her. 00:29:03.727 --> 00:29:05.393 - Skizm? - Mm-hmm. 00:29:05.395 --> 00:29:07.395 - Miles, you joined Skizm? - Yes... 00:29:07.397 --> 00:29:09.598 - No. No. No way. - What is wrong with you? 00:29:09.600 --> 00:29:10.665 I did not join. 00:29:10.667 --> 00:29:11.835 Are you out of your freaking mind? 00:29:13.071 --> 00:29:13.869 No, no, no. I did not join. They're forcing... Okay, um... 00:29:13.871 --> 00:29:16.571 Can I... Can I show you something? 00:29:16.573 --> 00:29:19.242 But you have to promise me to be cool with it. 00:29:19.944 --> 00:29:21.178 Sure. 00:29:22.179 --> 00:29:23.645 Okay, just be prepared, all right? Don't freak. 00:29:23.647 --> 00:29:25.248 Do I look like I'm freaking? 00:29:25.549 --> 00:29:28.185 Okay, this is fair warning. Okay. 00:29:32.456 --> 00:29:33.891 What the fuck, Miles? 00:29:34.324 --> 00:29:35.858 Oh, God. Oh, God. 00:29:35.860 --> 00:29:38.259 - Fuck! - What's wrong with you? 00:29:38.261 --> 00:29:40.497 I said don't freak out! God! 00:29:41.431 --> 00:29:42.865 Put me through to the police. 00:29:42.867 --> 00:29:44.201 Nova! 00:29:45.369 --> 00:29:47.704 Nova! 00:29:59.483 --> 00:30:01.683 I've never seen anything like this 00:30:01.685 --> 00:30:02.753 in the history of Skizm. 00:30:04.055 --> 00:30:06.254 Look, Miles Harris just jumped into a fucking clothes bin! 00:30:06.256 --> 00:30:08.191 This guy is absolute trash. 00:30:11.428 --> 00:30:14.362 I really like this, this is fucking unbelievable. 00:30:14.364 --> 00:30:15.898 Keep those comments coming in everybody, 00:30:15.900 --> 00:30:17.768 let us know what you think's gonna happen next. 00:30:24.008 --> 00:30:26.241 That's enough, cut to camera four. 00:30:26.243 --> 00:30:28.710 - Cutting to four. - Stay on Miles. 00:30:28.712 --> 00:30:30.946 It's an inanimate fucking clothing bin. 00:30:30.948 --> 00:30:32.414 Hardly must-see TV. 00:30:32.416 --> 00:30:34.685 Can you just let me do my job? 00:30:35.519 --> 00:30:36.854 I'm directing here. 00:30:40.257 --> 00:30:42.925 - Do what he says. - How do you even breathe 00:30:42.927 --> 00:30:45.027 with that stupid gimp mask on? 00:30:45.029 --> 00:30:47.262 Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off, 00:30:47.264 --> 00:30:49.431 you might not sleep so well afterwards. 00:30:49.433 --> 00:30:52.834 Look, just let me do my thing. Okay? 00:30:52.836 --> 00:30:54.237 You do yours. 00:30:54.471 --> 00:30:57.806 Stand around looking like end-level bosses 00:30:57.808 --> 00:30:59.008 from Streets of Rage. 00:31:01.578 --> 00:31:04.947 You couldn't direct my cock into a top hat, 00:31:04.949 --> 00:31:06.648 you talentless piece of shit. 00:31:06.650 --> 00:31:08.819 Having trouble breathing? 00:31:09.419 --> 00:31:11.586 This is good, get a camera. 00:31:11.588 --> 00:31:13.421 Get this on camera. This is good. 00:31:13.423 --> 00:31:14.990 Hurry up and get a fucking camera! 00:31:14.992 --> 00:31:17.527 Is this on panorama? How do we get it back to video? 00:31:17.728 --> 00:31:18.829 Swipe at the bottom. 00:31:19.931 --> 00:31:21.696 - Oh, shit the app just crashed. - Hurry the fuck up. 00:31:21.698 --> 00:31:23.565 - Jesus, Dane! - This is great! 00:31:29.974 --> 00:31:31.541 Go to seven. 00:31:32.877 --> 00:31:35.978 Well, either he'll run and die, 00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:37.614 he'll fight and die, 00:31:38.315 --> 00:31:40.415 or he'll puss out and die. 00:31:40.417 --> 00:31:43.955 Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show. 00:31:45.789 --> 00:31:46.790 Oh, Miles. 00:31:48.692 --> 00:31:50.993 We know you're in there. 00:32:20.457 --> 00:32:21.458 Fuck. 00:32:23.094 --> 00:32:25.362 Fuck! Fuck this! 00:32:25.629 --> 00:32:27.031 Fuck everything. 00:32:33.770 --> 00:32:35.907 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 00:32:38.943 --> 00:32:41.511 - Why shouldn't I? - Huh? 00:32:43.981 --> 00:32:46.817 - Why shouldn't I? - Well, the angle's all wrong. 00:32:47.450 --> 00:32:48.483 You won't hit your brain. 00:32:48.485 --> 00:32:50.654 You'll just end up blowing your damn face off. 00:32:51.421 --> 00:32:53.757 Oh. Okay, thanks. 00:32:54.025 --> 00:32:55.592 And then you'll still be depressed. 00:32:56.861 --> 00:32:57.929 Even more depressed probably, because of your fucked-up face. 00:32:58.728 --> 00:33:01.798 Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head. 00:33:02.166 --> 00:33:03.366 Okay. 00:33:04.302 --> 00:33:06.536 Okay, you know way too much about this. 00:33:07.038 --> 00:33:08.405 Just trying to be helpful, man. 00:33:09.539 --> 00:33:11.739 Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird, 00:33:11.741 --> 00:33:13.808 but could you help dress me? 00:33:13.810 --> 00:33:15.679 I have guns bolted to my hands. 00:33:16.080 --> 00:33:17.347 This whole deal. 00:33:19.150 --> 00:33:21.818 Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weird. 00:33:32.864 --> 00:33:34.364 Oh, sorry. 00:33:38.702 --> 00:33:40.905 Turn it off. I've seen enough. 00:33:41.105 --> 00:33:43.038 Seems like your boyfriend's got himself 00:33:43.040 --> 00:33:44.108 into some pretty deep shit. 00:33:45.243 --> 00:33:48.445 None of this makes sense. I mean, this isn't Miles. 00:33:51.448 --> 00:33:53.448 That's all Nova, you're free to go. 00:33:53.450 --> 00:33:54.984 - That's it? - Well, obviously 00:33:54.986 --> 00:33:57.953 if he calls you, you get in touch with us right away, okay? 00:33:57.955 --> 00:34:02.126 Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy. 00:34:03.660 --> 00:34:05.062 Just bring him in alive, okay? 00:34:05.462 --> 00:34:06.730 Well, we'll do our best. 00:34:16.740 --> 00:34:19.875 Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7. 00:34:19.877 --> 00:34:20.677 Oh, come on. 00:34:21.645 --> 00:34:23.446 You really think he's gonna make contact? 00:34:25.016 --> 00:34:27.084 Nix is after this guy, we need to get to him first. 00:34:46.503 --> 00:34:48.503 You want a double bow on that buddy or? 00:34:48.505 --> 00:34:50.007 Uh, that should be fine, thanks. 00:34:50.942 --> 00:34:53.741 Fuck, brother, it sounds like you're in some deep shit. 00:34:53.743 --> 00:34:56.078 Yeah, I just... I... I can't face violence. 00:34:56.080 --> 00:34:58.049 You know, not... not in real life. 00:34:58.883 --> 00:35:00.784 Hey, you don't have anything to eat, do you? 00:35:00.985 --> 00:35:02.686 Well, let's have a look at the pantry. 00:35:03.653 --> 00:35:06.821 Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog. 00:35:06.823 --> 00:35:11.193 Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you? 00:35:11.195 --> 00:35:13.896 So, you don't believe in violence 00:35:13.898 --> 00:35:17.266 - or eating meat. - I don't like, uh, 00:35:17.268 --> 00:35:20.069 contributing to the suffering in the world, I guess. 00:35:20.071 --> 00:35:21.904 Well, that's a great philosophy man. 00:35:21.906 --> 00:35:23.138 But most people in the world, 00:35:23.140 --> 00:35:25.107 they just eat whatever they can get. 00:35:25.109 --> 00:35:27.211 And it's one thing to say you can't face violence. 00:35:27.644 --> 00:35:30.181 But when it faces you, you better be ready. 00:35:31.648 --> 00:35:34.549 - You a Citrus Hill fan? - Who? 00:35:38.722 --> 00:35:40.224 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 00:35:40.925 --> 00:35:44.661 Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth? 00:35:46.563 --> 00:35:48.931 Seriously? I just fucking dressed you, 00:35:48.933 --> 00:35:50.598 now you want me to feed you? 00:35:50.600 --> 00:35:52.635 What's next, you want me to wipe your arse? 00:35:52.970 --> 00:35:55.337 - That could be really useful... - Don't even talk about it. 00:35:55.339 --> 00:35:56.539 Okay. 00:36:05.815 --> 00:36:08.252 - Ah! Fuck! - Ah! So close. 00:36:11.889 --> 00:36:14.857 That's still you know, 10 second rule. 00:36:14.859 --> 00:36:16.293 Yup. Okay. 00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:21.065 That's it, yeah. 00:36:21.365 --> 00:36:23.767 Yeah, channel your animal side. 00:36:24.734 --> 00:36:25.668 You're gonna need it. 00:36:26.603 --> 00:36:27.972 Cause it's a dog eat dog world out here. 00:36:28.372 --> 00:36:30.908 What kind of meat did they make that from? 00:36:31.275 --> 00:36:33.641 I don't know but it's been in here for 8 months. 00:36:33.643 --> 00:36:35.779 Good to finally get rid of it. 00:36:38.115 --> 00:36:39.680 Hey, you don't happen to know anything 00:36:39.682 --> 00:36:41.050 about GPS tracking, do you? 00:36:41.052 --> 00:36:42.251 Pretty sure I'm being bugged. 00:36:42.253 --> 00:36:43.820 Oh, I see how it is. 00:36:44.321 --> 00:36:46.889 You assume because I'm homeless, I don't know nothing 00:36:46.891 --> 00:36:49.824 about dumb stupid GPS tracking bullshit. 00:36:49.826 --> 00:36:51.759 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 00:36:51.761 --> 00:36:54.096 For all you know, I could be a savant programmer 00:36:54.098 --> 00:36:56.731 who got screwed after my startup went bust. 00:36:56.733 --> 00:36:58.635 I'm so sorry. Are you? 00:36:58.869 --> 00:37:00.603 What? No! 00:37:00.905 --> 00:37:03.405 I spend all of my time getting fucked up on a bunch of crack. 00:37:03.407 --> 00:37:06.743 - Oh. Good for you. - Wanna smoke some crack? 00:37:06.944 --> 00:37:08.709 - Ahh... - Yes. 00:37:08.711 --> 00:37:11.282 I'm good. The... The hotdog was... was enough. 00:37:38.943 --> 00:37:40.945 Hey. Watch it, asshole. 00:37:42.745 --> 00:37:45.082 Shit. Fuck it's you. 00:37:45.682 --> 00:37:47.952 Hey, why don't you stop running, Edward Gun-hands? 00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:04.935 Psst. Hey. 00:38:05.369 --> 00:38:08.103 Fuck, dude. What the hell? 00:38:08.105 --> 00:38:09.972 Where've you been all day? Zander is pissed. 00:38:09.974 --> 00:38:12.207 I'm in some trouble, man. I think I'm being tracked. 00:38:12.209 --> 00:38:13.475 - By? - Don't worry about that. 00:38:13.477 --> 00:38:16.345 Just... If you were gonna stalk someone, how would you do it? 00:38:16.347 --> 00:38:17.980 Okay, who told you I was stalking them? 00:38:17.982 --> 00:38:19.383 Was it Laura? Because she's a liar. 00:38:19.782 --> 00:38:22.353 No, no, no. No. Dude, focus. How would you track me? 00:38:23.254 --> 00:38:26.121 Easiest way, malware on your cell, you could do it remotely. 00:38:26.123 --> 00:38:28.090 - You have it on you? - Ah, yeah. 00:38:28.092 --> 00:38:31.193 Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah, it's in my front jeans pocket. 00:38:31.195 --> 00:38:33.262 - Can you just grab it? - No. Fuck, no. 00:38:33.264 --> 00:38:34.429 - Just pass the phone dude. - I can't. 00:38:34.431 --> 00:38:36.733 I just... There was a... I... 00:38:37.401 --> 00:38:40.737 glued my hands inside my jacket. 00:38:41.838 --> 00:38:43.305 You did both of your hands. 00:38:43.307 --> 00:38:45.040 - Mm-hmm. - How is that possible? 00:38:45.042 --> 00:38:47.742 No, I know. It was... It was really complicated. 00:38:47.744 --> 00:38:49.478 There were holes in the inside of my pockets, 00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:52.114 so I just glued them together and then I put the jacket on 00:38:52.116 --> 00:38:54.016 and I forgot and I got drunk and I fell asleep 00:38:54.018 --> 00:38:56.353 with my hands in my pockets. And now, here we are. 00:38:56.954 --> 00:38:58.320 - Just... - No, no, no. I'm not... no. 00:38:58.322 --> 00:39:00.289 - I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it, 00:39:00.291 --> 00:39:01.990 just stick your fingers in there. Come on. 00:39:01.992 --> 00:39:03.127 Jesus Christ! 00:39:04.295 --> 00:39:06.030 Oh, God, it's deep in there. 00:39:06.430 --> 00:39:08.165 It's so tight. Oh, man. 00:39:08.365 --> 00:39:11.068 Oh, it's still warm from your thigh. 00:39:15.306 --> 00:39:16.972 Beginning. 00:39:16.974 --> 00:39:18.440 Okay, okay, so? 00:39:18.442 --> 00:39:20.342 This is not Hackers dude, okay? 00:39:20.344 --> 00:39:24.246 This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe... 00:39:24.248 --> 00:39:26.783 - Malware found. - Oh, it's done. 00:39:27.151 --> 00:39:29.386 - This is some advanced shit. - Okay, can you delete it? 00:39:29.786 --> 00:39:31.920 Of course I can. Unless you want to able to reactivate it later? 00:39:31.922 --> 00:39:34.022 We could set up a quick app so you could flick it on. 00:39:34.024 --> 00:39:35.492 No. No. Just get rid of it. Um... 00:39:36.260 --> 00:39:38.395 Okay, yeah, no, that could be handy, do that one. 00:39:41.031 --> 00:39:42.066 Hey, Miles. 00:39:42.466 --> 00:39:43.934 - Zander. - So, it's 4:00 p.m. 00:39:44.201 --> 00:39:46.836 And you come in looking like complete shit. 00:39:47.137 --> 00:39:48.205 You on drugs? 00:39:49.406 --> 00:39:51.075 You speed-balling the NDNA straight into your eyeballs? 00:39:51.308 --> 00:39:53.510 - I've been sick. Okay? - Sick? 00:39:54.144 --> 00:39:55.210 You okay little man? 00:39:55.212 --> 00:39:57.481 Why don't you take the rest of the day off, huh? 00:39:57.881 --> 00:40:00.884 Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever. 00:40:08.325 --> 00:40:09.860 Cops are looking for you. 00:40:10.827 --> 00:40:12.463 Seems like you're in some deep shit now. 00:40:12.896 --> 00:40:14.363 I always knew you were a fuck-up. 00:40:14.365 --> 00:40:17.132 - Let me go. - What you gonna do? Take me on? 00:40:17.134 --> 00:40:19.401 You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco? 00:40:19.403 --> 00:40:22.371 Oh, shut the fuck up! Stop pretending 00:40:22.373 --> 00:40:23.972 you speak fucking Spanish, 00:40:23.974 --> 00:40:25.941 - you fucking idiot! - Okay, I'm sorry, 00:40:25.943 --> 00:40:27.442 - please don't kill me. - You put me down 00:40:27.444 --> 00:40:29.044 every time I come in that door, 00:40:29.046 --> 00:40:32.180 you docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, 00:40:32.182 --> 00:40:34.249 and you hit on my girlfriend in front me! 00:40:34.251 --> 00:40:37.953 I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! 00:40:37.955 --> 00:40:41.125 Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk! 00:40:41.925 --> 00:40:42.860 Squirrel. 00:40:51.368 --> 00:40:53.270 Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry. 00:40:53.937 --> 00:40:55.637 Just stop being a dick, okay? 00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:57.308 Oh, my God. 00:41:15.893 --> 00:41:18.996 Fuck. 00:41:32.142 --> 00:41:34.142 My phone. Stick it in my pocket. 00:41:34.144 --> 00:41:36.613 - Really? - Yes, really! Fucking do it. 00:41:37.181 --> 00:41:39.616 You know, you lied to me. You said you glued your hands. 00:41:40.484 --> 00:41:41.917 Boo. 00:41:41.919 --> 00:41:44.019 I need to get out of here. You cover me. 00:41:44.021 --> 00:41:45.587 Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do, 00:41:45.589 --> 00:41:47.222 cap her ass with a staple gun? 00:41:54.932 --> 00:41:56.467 Mistakes were made... 00:41:58.068 --> 00:41:59.101 I mean seriously, 00:41:59.103 --> 00:42:01.303 round of a-fucking-plause for Nerf guy. 00:42:01.305 --> 00:42:03.205 He's my new favorite 00:42:03.207 --> 00:42:04.339 I gotta say, I gotta say. 00:42:04.341 --> 00:42:06.441 Here we see, the little bitches, 00:42:06.443 --> 00:42:07.642 emerging from their cave 00:42:07.644 --> 00:42:09.513 after doing jack shit. 00:42:10.214 --> 00:42:11.613 - Yoo-hoo. - This is becoming 00:42:11.615 --> 00:42:12.581 a fucking legendary match here. 00:42:12.583 --> 00:42:13.682 Miles Harris, the fucking newbie 00:42:13.684 --> 00:42:15.550 - on the block... - Oh, here go. 00:42:22.593 --> 00:42:24.526 Hey, stop. Get out of the car. 00:42:24.528 --> 00:42:26.128 Please. Come on. Please, get out. 00:42:26.130 --> 00:42:27.262 Thank you. 00:42:27.264 --> 00:42:29.066 Thank you very much, sorry. 00:42:33.404 --> 00:42:35.003 Oh, fuck... 00:42:35.005 --> 00:42:37.408 Oh, come on! 00:42:54.591 --> 00:42:55.592 No. 00:43:01.265 --> 00:43:02.998 Oh, shit. 00:43:16.113 --> 00:43:17.381 - Fucker! - Sorry. 00:43:29.092 --> 00:43:30.260 This is good. 00:43:35.299 --> 00:43:36.498 Oh, shit. 00:43:38.035 --> 00:43:40.170 Stop shooting at me! 00:43:44.174 --> 00:43:47.311 Go on! Fucking yeah! 00:43:56.420 --> 00:43:58.689 Suck it, loser. 00:44:00.290 --> 00:44:02.057 Oh. Uh, no, dude... 00:44:02.059 --> 00:44:03.560 What're you... What're you doing? 00:44:10.601 --> 00:44:13.068 No. Jesus, that's not... No! 00:44:17.307 --> 00:44:19.376 Oh, Jesus Christ! 00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:24.348 Shit. 00:44:47.771 --> 00:44:49.039 Did I win? 00:45:13.830 --> 00:45:15.230 Uh, Jesus. 00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:18.201 Stop running, you little chicken shit. 00:45:21.572 --> 00:45:24.141 Fuck! 00:45:24.441 --> 00:45:26.777 Think you're fucking fast, ain't ya? 00:45:29.479 --> 00:45:31.413 - Fuck. - Well that shot was pathetic. 00:45:31.415 --> 00:45:33.481 All right, I'm just saying this because I'm honestly 00:45:33.483 --> 00:45:35.283 so fucking embarrassed for you, 00:45:35.285 --> 00:45:38.888 relax your damn arms, elbow slightly bent nearly straight. 00:45:38.890 --> 00:45:40.555 - Shut up. - And those two little 00:45:40.557 --> 00:45:42.324 sight things on the barrel 00:45:42.326 --> 00:45:43.926 aren't just for decoration you know. 00:45:43.928 --> 00:45:46.161 Shut up. Stop trying to help me. 00:45:49.533 --> 00:45:51.166 Oh, fuck. 00:45:51.168 --> 00:45:53.301 Congratulations. I think you've just discovered 00:45:53.303 --> 00:45:55.437 a whole new level of retardation. 00:45:55.439 --> 00:45:56.705 That word is not okay. 00:45:56.707 --> 00:45:58.540 It's okay if you shoot like one. 00:45:58.542 --> 00:46:00.709 Fuck off. Please. Just leave me alone. 00:46:00.711 --> 00:46:02.510 Okay, I haven't done anything to you. 00:46:02.512 --> 00:46:04.179 I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country 00:46:04.181 --> 00:46:07.248 - is looking to end me, so... - Yeah, that's not my fault! 00:46:07.250 --> 00:46:09.317 Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean 00:46:09.319 --> 00:46:11.753 - after I bury your ass. - Oh, that's what they told you? 00:46:11.755 --> 00:46:13.488 What, so you're just like their minion? 00:46:13.490 --> 00:46:17.425 What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies? 00:46:19.396 --> 00:46:21.463 No. No, I mean you're like their... their lackey. 00:46:21.465 --> 00:46:23.166 I'm no one's lackey. 00:46:25.535 --> 00:46:26.536 God damn you. 00:47:05.275 --> 00:47:06.209 Fuck. 00:47:24.261 --> 00:47:25.262 Hey. 00:47:25.595 --> 00:47:27.764 Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am! Fuck. 00:47:30.267 --> 00:47:31.700 Hey! Excuse me, please! 00:47:31.702 --> 00:47:33.403 No, no, no! 00:47:35.539 --> 00:47:36.707 I mean, I get it. 00:47:55.358 --> 00:47:56.926 - Miles? - Hey. 00:47:56.928 --> 00:48:00.562 Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like... 00:48:00.564 --> 00:48:02.430 You're all over the news, what are you doing 00:48:02.432 --> 00:48:04.365 running around with guns, like a crazy person? 00:48:04.367 --> 00:48:05.901 They bolted these things to my hands, 00:48:05.903 --> 00:48:07.435 is what I was trying to tell you. 00:48:07.437 --> 00:48:09.071 "Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"? 00:48:09.073 --> 00:48:10.973 I mean like they went to town on my hands 00:48:10.975 --> 00:48:12.141 with some Home Depot supplies. 00:48:12.143 --> 00:48:14.444 Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car. 00:48:14.778 --> 00:48:16.313 Yeah. Yeah I did. 00:48:16.580 --> 00:48:18.813 Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you. 00:48:18.815 --> 00:48:20.782 Okay, just... Just turn yourself in. 00:48:20.784 --> 00:48:22.784 - They'll protect you. - I can't. 00:48:22.786 --> 00:48:24.619 I'm actually... I'm just leaving town. 00:48:24.621 --> 00:48:25.921 I just called to say, goodbye 00:48:25.923 --> 00:48:29.459 - and, uh... thanks. - Thanks? 00:48:29.861 --> 00:48:34.698 For being with me, for making me a much better person. 00:48:34.999 --> 00:48:36.333 Don't say that. 00:48:36.767 --> 00:48:38.468 You were always that person. 00:48:39.003 --> 00:48:41.402 I don't know what trouble you're in 00:48:41.404 --> 00:48:43.738 but you can't keep running from... 00:48:43.740 --> 00:48:46.276 Nova! Hello? 00:48:48.012 --> 00:48:49.346 Oh, hello. 00:48:50.647 --> 00:48:51.646 I'm sorry but Nova can't come to the phone right now. 00:48:51.648 --> 00:48:54.349 Oh, fucking you again. Leave Nova out of this. 00:48:54.351 --> 00:48:56.118 Shut your fucking whine hole and fight. 00:48:56.120 --> 00:48:58.586 You need to get your head out of your ass, Miles, 00:48:58.588 --> 00:48:59.654 and grow a set of balls. 00:48:59.656 --> 00:49:02.557 Now, you got five hours to kill Nix. 00:49:02.559 --> 00:49:04.894 Otherwise we're gonna let Dane here 00:49:04.896 --> 00:49:07.497 start cutting pieces off your bitch. 00:49:08.099 --> 00:49:10.032 Hey! Oh, ho, ho! 00:49:10.034 --> 00:49:11.633 Are you on Instagram? 00:49:11.635 --> 00:49:13.938 Add me and I'll send you updates. 00:49:14.604 --> 00:49:16.437 Just run, Mil...! 00:49:16.439 --> 00:49:19.942 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 00:49:19.944 --> 00:49:21.442 Okay, think. 00:49:21.444 --> 00:49:24.113 No, no, come on, think, think, think. 00:49:44.936 --> 00:49:46.003 Activated. 00:49:48.973 --> 00:49:50.672 911 what's your emergency? 00:49:50.674 --> 00:49:52.740 Uh, hello, my name is Miles Harris, 00:49:52.742 --> 00:49:54.509 I think the police are looking for me. 00:49:54.511 --> 00:49:56.879 Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be 00:49:56.881 --> 00:49:58.082 in like 10 minutes. 00:49:58.582 --> 00:49:59.814 They will know what that means. 00:49:59.816 --> 00:50:01.016 - Okay. - Sir, 00:50:01.018 --> 00:50:03.553 - please stay on the line. - Bye-bye, Nix. 00:50:03.955 --> 00:50:06.356 Hello, are you still there? 00:50:06.723 --> 00:50:08.125 I hope it's a quick death. 00:50:11.028 --> 00:50:12.094 Or not, actually. 00:50:28.946 --> 00:50:30.413 There you go, bro. 00:50:30.714 --> 00:50:32.649 That shit'll make your pubes go straight 00:50:34.451 --> 00:50:37.554 Who the fuck is this dick wad? 00:50:39.723 --> 00:50:42.525 I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh... 00:50:43.194 --> 00:50:45.528 What the fuck! You trying to fuck us? 00:50:46.596 --> 00:50:49.131 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck is in your mouth, 00:50:49.133 --> 00:50:50.732 I can't understand a fucking word. 00:50:50.734 --> 00:50:51.668 You trying to fuck us? 00:50:52.669 --> 00:50:53.335 I'm not trying to fuck you, Grim! 00:50:53.337 --> 00:50:54.402 I don't know this shit head! 00:50:54.404 --> 00:50:56.171 And how do I know you're not trying to fuck us? 00:50:56.173 --> 00:50:58.040 I'm not here to fuck anybody, guys! 00:50:58.042 --> 00:50:59.641 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 00:50:59.643 --> 00:51:00.976 Stay the fuck where you are! 00:51:00.978 --> 00:51:01.809 Okay. 00:51:01.811 --> 00:51:04.414 I will bust you right in the mouth! 00:51:04.748 --> 00:51:05.917 What do we do then? 00:51:07.118 --> 00:51:08.150 Uh, you know what, guys, actually things are about 00:51:08.152 --> 00:51:09.351 to get really crazy here, we should all bail. 00:51:09.353 --> 00:51:12.187 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 00:51:12.189 --> 00:51:14.156 Sit the fuck down, little asshole! 00:51:14.158 --> 00:51:15.425 Okay, Grim... 00:51:16.493 --> 00:51:17.159 We both shoot him in the face at the same time. 00:51:17.161 --> 00:51:18.093 Wait! What? 00:51:18.095 --> 00:51:20.029 On the count of three, ready? 00:51:20.031 --> 00:51:21.796 - One! - Oh no, no, no. Please! 00:51:21.798 --> 00:51:22.898 - Two! - Wait! 00:51:22.900 --> 00:51:26.168 Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven! 00:51:26.170 --> 00:51:28.503 Five! Eleven-teen! 00:51:28.505 --> 00:51:30.039 Oh, shit... 00:51:30.041 --> 00:51:32.007 Who the fuck is this crazy whore? 00:51:32.009 --> 00:51:33.943 Oh, God! You've killed us all. 00:51:33.945 --> 00:51:35.880 Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy! 00:51:36.579 --> 00:51:38.013 Suck my clit! 00:51:38.015 --> 00:51:40.682 No one is killing fuck boy here. 00:51:40.684 --> 00:51:41.749 Yay! 00:51:41.751 --> 00:51:43.718 - Except me, of course! - Oh. 00:52:00.804 --> 00:52:02.004 Fuck! 00:52:10.580 --> 00:52:13.117 God damn, that sound gives me such a hard on. 00:52:33.971 --> 00:52:35.039 Little fucker! 00:52:46.616 --> 00:52:47.751 Fuck. 00:52:48.752 --> 00:52:50.054 Oh, shit! 00:53:10.374 --> 00:53:12.774 No re-spawns, no one-ups, 00:53:12.776 --> 00:53:14.544 no extra lives. 00:53:15.179 --> 00:53:16.947 I just killed this fucking guy. 00:53:58.055 --> 00:53:59.756 - Those things, they hurt? - What do you think? 00:54:00.191 --> 00:54:01.823 Skizm do that? 00:54:01.825 --> 00:54:04.359 Yes, Skizm did that, you think I did this to myself? 00:54:04.361 --> 00:54:07.429 I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficult. 00:54:09.200 --> 00:54:10.698 How do we proceed? 00:54:10.700 --> 00:54:12.234 Oh, you know what, I got an idea about that. 00:54:12.236 --> 00:54:14.205 How about we take these fucking things off my hands! 00:54:15.206 --> 00:54:17.306 Look, they have my girlfriend, okay? 00:54:17.308 --> 00:54:18.941 My ex... ex-girlfriend. 00:54:18.943 --> 00:54:22.046 Whatever. Just let me help you, please. 00:54:23.247 --> 00:54:24.714 Okay, thank you. 00:54:25.815 --> 00:54:29.817 Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off. 00:54:29.819 --> 00:54:31.954 We ain't headed to the hospital anymore. 00:54:31.956 --> 00:54:33.023 What? Why not? 00:54:34.358 --> 00:54:36.127 Nix is after you, right? 00:54:36.793 --> 00:54:38.095 We're after Nix. 00:54:38.695 --> 00:54:40.229 Change of plan, sweetheart. 00:54:40.231 --> 00:54:42.231 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I'm just bait now? 00:54:42.233 --> 00:54:44.832 That seems very not legal for police officers. 00:54:44.834 --> 00:54:47.369 Miles I want to tell you a story about my wife. 00:54:47.371 --> 00:54:49.204 Ah, I don't give a shit about your wife. 00:54:49.206 --> 00:54:51.739 Sorry, dude, can we get these fucking things off my hands? 00:54:51.741 --> 00:54:53.942 Sixteen years ago, I'm chasing this gang. 00:54:53.944 --> 00:54:56.080 Right? I bust 'em. 00:54:56.447 --> 00:54:59.780 Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag 00:54:59.782 --> 00:55:00.983 covered in tattoos. 00:55:00.985 --> 00:55:02.887 Went by the name of Riktor. 00:55:03.354 --> 00:55:06.121 Now I gots the bad guys, that's my job, I'm a cop. 00:55:06.123 --> 00:55:07.091 But Riktor... 00:55:08.859 --> 00:55:10.793 he takes it very personally. 00:55:11.395 --> 00:55:15.732 He makes bail, they track my wife and kids... 00:55:24.141 --> 00:55:26.275 Yeah, that's it. 00:55:26.277 --> 00:55:27.744 Burn, baby, burn. 00:55:31.415 --> 00:55:33.683 I managed to get my daughter out. 00:55:36.153 --> 00:55:37.922 My wife and son were gone. 00:55:39.156 --> 00:55:41.125 Nix was gone too in a different way. 00:55:42.927 --> 00:55:45.062 Wait, Nix is your daughter? 00:55:45.529 --> 00:55:47.730 Tried to get her the help she needed. 00:55:48.299 --> 00:55:50.401 But it was never enough. 00:55:51.535 --> 00:55:54.939 She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her. 00:55:57.408 --> 00:56:00.309 Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away 00:56:00.311 --> 00:56:01.312 by the pigs. 00:56:02.513 --> 00:56:04.048 I mean, seriously, generally such a disappointment. 00:56:04.814 --> 00:56:06.050 Hey! 00:56:06.550 --> 00:56:09.051 You look like a fighter. Hmm? 00:56:09.053 --> 00:56:10.888 Maybe you could be our next player. 00:56:12.122 --> 00:56:14.824 The cops are watching my house, idiot. 00:56:15.392 --> 00:56:17.459 They would have followed you, they probably have the place 00:56:17.461 --> 00:56:18.495 surrounded already! 00:56:19.563 --> 00:56:21.063 - The cops? - Yeah. 00:56:21.065 --> 00:56:22.166 Surrounded? 00:56:23.400 --> 00:56:26.470 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantaloons! 00:56:27.004 --> 00:56:28.437 The actual cops? 00:56:28.439 --> 00:56:30.708 Oh, my God! The cops! 00:56:32.209 --> 00:56:36.213 Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops? 00:56:37.014 --> 00:56:39.248 - What? - Dane, kill the drones. 00:56:39.250 --> 00:56:40.315 Yes, boss! 00:56:40.317 --> 00:56:41.452 We need to keep our cover. 00:56:44.521 --> 00:56:46.321 Hang on, I think we just lost the stream 00:56:46.323 --> 00:56:47.956 - ladies and gentlemen. - Yeah, 00:56:47.958 --> 00:56:49.893 we're gonna get this back. We're gonna get this back. 00:56:52.363 --> 00:56:54.296 Hey, Stanton, where the fuck are we? 00:56:54.298 --> 00:56:55.931 Fuck! 00:56:55.933 --> 00:56:57.299 Fuck! Holy shit, dude! 00:56:57.301 --> 00:56:59.103 What the actual fuck? 00:57:00.871 --> 00:57:02.805 Is that look supposed to fucking explain something? 00:57:07.211 --> 00:57:10.245 People keep fucking dying on me! 00:57:10.247 --> 00:57:12.147 What the... Okay, fuck. 00:57:12.149 --> 00:57:13.949 Yes! Okay. 00:57:13.951 --> 00:57:17.519 Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit! 00:57:17.521 --> 00:57:19.223 What the fuck are you doing? 00:57:21.225 --> 00:57:22.858 Hey there, big guy! 00:57:22.860 --> 00:57:25.927 Rule number 1. Do not, I repeat do not, 00:57:25.929 --> 00:57:29.398 under any circumstances talk to the fucking pigs! 00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:30.401 You got that? 00:57:31.669 --> 00:57:33.402 Now we should get Stanton there to give you an extreme makeover 00:57:33.404 --> 00:57:34.603 with the butt of his Glock! 00:57:34.605 --> 00:57:37.105 But I see something in you, Miles, you know? 00:57:37.107 --> 00:57:38.375 Potential. 00:57:38.609 --> 00:57:40.544 So I've decided to give you... 00:57:41.045 --> 00:57:42.379 another chance. 00:57:43.047 --> 00:57:44.346 Fuck you! Where's Nova? 00:57:44.348 --> 00:57:46.615 - It's pre-recorded asshole! - Oh! 00:57:48.886 --> 00:57:51.186 Welcome to the lightening round! 00:57:51.188 --> 00:57:54.056 Somewhere in this city, we've got your bitch! 00:57:54.058 --> 00:57:57.426 You've got 30 minutes, that is 30 minutes to kill Nix. 00:57:57.428 --> 00:58:01.430 Or we take Nova apart piece by fucking piece! 00:58:01.432 --> 00:58:02.531 No! 00:58:02.533 --> 00:58:04.433 Put a filter on that, make me look good. 00:58:04.435 --> 00:58:06.435 It might have been a bit over the top. 00:58:08.072 --> 00:58:09.139 Fuck! 00:58:10.541 --> 00:58:11.909 Nova... 00:58:25.055 --> 00:58:26.156 Boom. 00:58:26.623 --> 00:58:28.325 Happy hunting, shit head. 00:58:46.977 --> 00:58:48.944 Huh, bullet proof vest. 00:58:48.946 --> 00:58:51.148 It did not help much. 00:59:01.959 --> 00:59:03.060 Hey! 00:59:11.268 --> 00:59:14.436 Password is telefrak. Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K, 00:59:14.438 --> 00:59:15.639 you got it. 00:59:17.107 --> 00:59:18.976 Yeah, click there, Nova's iPhone. 00:59:21.545 --> 00:59:23.378 Girlfriend know you're stalking her? 00:59:23.380 --> 00:59:25.315 Ex, actually, and it's none of your business. 00:59:27.384 --> 00:59:29.651 Okay, Warwick and 7th. 00:59:29.653 --> 00:59:31.155 Great, thank you. 00:59:33.390 --> 00:59:36.560 - Oh, shit! - What? 00:59:36.994 --> 00:59:38.262 You're him, right? 00:59:38.529 --> 00:59:40.130 Guns Akimbo dude! 00:59:40.597 --> 00:59:42.132 You're famous! 00:59:49.273 --> 00:59:50.909 Look at those numbers! 00:59:51.175 --> 00:59:53.508 Seven million viewers and counting! 00:59:53.510 --> 00:59:56.111 You're the most watched Skizm contestant ever! 00:59:56.113 --> 00:59:58.046 That many people are watching me? 00:59:58.048 --> 00:59:59.748 I've never seen anything like it! 00:59:59.750 --> 01:00:01.985 - Hey, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, sure. 01:00:17.534 --> 01:00:18.535 Let her go! 01:00:20.704 --> 01:00:23.040 I'll fight Nix! Just please, let her go! 01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:25.676 No! 01:00:30.047 --> 01:00:33.181 Quit your running and fight, or you're next. 01:00:33.183 --> 01:00:34.485 Whoo! 01:00:36.053 --> 01:00:37.154 Shit! 01:00:37.588 --> 01:00:38.689 Nova. 01:00:39.323 --> 01:00:40.390 My ex. 01:00:41.558 --> 01:00:43.160 She dyed her hair to look like a sunrise. 01:00:43.427 --> 01:00:45.494 Always somehow smelled of incense 01:00:45.496 --> 01:00:47.731 and freshly opened packs of gum. 01:00:51.368 --> 01:00:53.203 Oh, shit, Hadley. 01:00:55.606 --> 01:00:57.272 The list of people I've let down 01:00:57.274 --> 01:00:58.709 is getting longer by the minute. 01:01:00.477 --> 01:01:02.145 Suddenly, I knew what to do. 01:01:03.213 --> 01:01:05.682 Now I could end this once and for all. 01:01:11.522 --> 01:01:13.423 Activated. 01:01:46.390 --> 01:01:48.125 Your tracker's back on. 01:01:48.825 --> 01:01:50.594 Neat location, by the way. 01:01:51.361 --> 01:01:53.528 What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop 01:01:53.530 --> 01:01:56.164 for your final showdown, fuckboy? 01:01:56.166 --> 01:01:57.799 God! Stop calling me fuckboy, okay? 01:01:57.801 --> 01:01:59.267 I don't even know what that means! 01:01:59.269 --> 01:02:00.170 Whoa... 01:02:01.238 --> 01:02:02.406 I thought we were going to talk it out for a bit? 01:02:03.240 --> 01:02:04.675 Exchange some banter. 01:02:05.175 --> 01:02:08.710 Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay. 01:02:08.712 --> 01:02:10.679 You want to get straight to the shooting? 01:02:10.681 --> 01:02:13.481 No. No, look I need your help. 01:02:13.483 --> 01:02:14.718 My help? 01:02:15.185 --> 01:02:17.154 Skizm is going to kill us both! 01:02:17.654 --> 01:02:19.823 Together we might have a chance. 01:02:20.324 --> 01:02:22.892 You know, let's... Let's team up. 01:02:22.894 --> 01:02:24.826 I got a much better chance if I'm with you. 01:02:24.828 --> 01:02:27.197 I know that. So, you in? 01:02:27.531 --> 01:02:29.366 Um... 01:02:31.602 --> 01:02:33.103 well, no. 01:02:36.840 --> 01:02:39.240 Yes! Yes! 01:02:39.242 --> 01:02:41.176 Yabba-dabba-do! 01:02:41.178 --> 01:02:42.844 Fuck yeah! 01:02:42.846 --> 01:02:44.947 Guns Akimbo dude was here. 01:02:44.949 --> 01:02:46.414 I met him! 01:02:50.454 --> 01:02:52.522 Oh! 01:02:53.256 --> 01:02:54.322 No! 01:02:54.324 --> 01:02:55.891 This is so unfair! 01:02:55.893 --> 01:02:58.495 It's just a game, bro. It's just a game. 01:02:59.196 --> 01:03:00.863 Yes! Serves you right, asshole! 01:03:00.865 --> 01:03:03.333 And that is Miles out of the game. 01:03:07.771 --> 01:03:09.740 Well that took longer than I thought. 01:03:11.943 --> 01:03:14.244 Let's go get some cocaine! 01:03:14.711 --> 01:03:16.211 Miles Harris... 01:03:16.213 --> 01:03:17.812 - I'm not happy! - Oh! 01:03:17.814 --> 01:03:18.914 That's some bullshit, 01:03:18.916 --> 01:03:20.883 I'm sorry but that's fucking bullshit! 01:03:20.885 --> 01:03:22.784 No, that's the game of Skizm, man! 01:03:22.786 --> 01:03:24.686 No, no. I really started to like the fucking guy! 01:03:24.688 --> 01:03:26.454 Fuck the game! God damn it! 01:03:26.456 --> 01:03:28.456 That's Skizm for you. Miles... 01:03:28.458 --> 01:03:30.494 Get a cleanup squad on Miles's body. 01:03:30.862 --> 01:03:32.529 Get a squad on Nix too! 01:03:32.897 --> 01:03:34.531 Ice that fucking bitch! 01:03:37.434 --> 01:03:38.535 Oh! 01:03:40.303 --> 01:03:41.636 I know! 01:03:46.443 --> 01:03:47.945 He did his best. 01:03:48.612 --> 01:03:49.881 But you know... 01:03:50.614 --> 01:03:53.381 sometimes, even when you do your best, 01:03:53.383 --> 01:03:55.887 it's just not good enough. 01:03:58.755 --> 01:04:02.992 Just pitching here, but, uh, chainsaws or nail guns? 01:04:02.994 --> 01:04:04.628 Which way were you leaning, huh? 01:04:45.836 --> 01:04:48.470 - Any plans tonight? - Finally gonna catch up 01:04:48.472 --> 01:04:50.307 - on The Walking Dead. - The Walking Dead? 01:04:50.707 --> 01:04:52.741 Can't stand that. Just too violent. 01:04:52.743 --> 01:04:54.910 Man, you kill people for a living. 01:04:54.912 --> 01:04:56.778 So what? You think a cook goes home 01:04:56.780 --> 01:04:57.846 and watches Master Chef? 01:05:39.123 --> 01:05:42.024 If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs, 01:05:42.026 --> 01:05:44.761 you should stop pointing guns at me! 01:05:45.495 --> 01:05:46.964 This was your idea, fuck boy! 01:05:47.631 --> 01:05:50.866 - Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar! - Not nice! 01:05:50.868 --> 01:05:52.469 That hurts like shit! 01:05:52.870 --> 01:05:55.839 You only had to shoot me once! Remember? 01:06:09.786 --> 01:06:12.023 Don't shoot me, I know who killed your family. 01:06:14.391 --> 01:06:15.826 What the fuck did you just say? 01:06:16.027 --> 01:06:18.695 He's the head of Skizm. Okay, his name is Riktor. 01:06:20.097 --> 01:06:23.400 Bald guy, covered in tattoos. That was him, right? 01:06:24.936 --> 01:06:28.403 Okay so my... my theory is he saw you escape from prison 01:06:28.405 --> 01:06:29.671 and decided to put you in the game 01:06:29.673 --> 01:06:31.042 in case you tried to get revenge. 01:06:33.010 --> 01:06:34.544 You're full of shit! 01:06:36.113 --> 01:06:37.681 They killed your dad, too. 01:06:37.982 --> 01:06:39.416 He's right there. 01:07:09.180 --> 01:07:11.681 You stubborn old bastard. 01:07:15.785 --> 01:07:18.220 So, um, hi... 01:07:18.222 --> 01:07:20.022 Sorry, don't know why I said it like that. 01:07:20.024 --> 01:07:23.691 Look if you're not going to shoot yourself, or me, 01:07:23.693 --> 01:07:26.095 then I have a plan, It is kinda fucked up 01:07:26.097 --> 01:07:27.963 and totally suicidal, but it might work. 01:07:27.965 --> 01:07:30.632 You get to kill Riktor, I find Nova. 01:07:30.634 --> 01:07:33.603 But we have to work together. 01:07:34.471 --> 01:07:35.438 All right? 01:07:38.575 --> 01:07:40.575 I like that you're not pointing that at me anymore. 01:07:40.577 --> 01:07:41.877 That's a good... Okay... 01:07:41.879 --> 01:07:43.078 We can work on that. 01:07:50.955 --> 01:07:53.755 You only need to shoot me one time! 01:07:53.757 --> 01:07:55.657 Really important. Just one... 01:07:55.659 --> 01:07:57.094 right in the... 01:07:57.727 --> 01:07:59.694 Once. Okay, you got that? 01:07:59.696 --> 01:08:01.496 I don't feel like you're listening to me. 01:08:01.498 --> 01:08:02.630 Just one. 01:08:02.632 --> 01:08:05.566 One shot. 01:08:07.637 --> 01:08:09.038 I think my ribs are broken. 01:08:09.040 --> 01:08:10.638 Definitely have internal bleeding. 01:08:10.640 --> 01:08:12.942 Cool, um, do you wanna sit here and cry about it? 01:08:12.944 --> 01:08:14.045 Like a little bitch? 01:08:15.179 --> 01:08:16.145 Or do you wanna go shoot a bunch of people in the face? 01:08:16.147 --> 01:08:17.647 Oh, hell yes. 01:08:17.949 --> 01:08:21.016 The face shooting one, not the... not the crying. 01:08:21.018 --> 01:08:22.219 Right on. Right on. 01:08:23.020 --> 01:08:24.119 - That sucks. - Yeah. 01:08:28.658 --> 01:08:30.192 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 01:08:30.194 --> 01:08:31.761 Just go. Come on, look. 01:08:32.196 --> 01:08:33.929 Me? Why do I have to go first? 01:08:33.931 --> 01:08:35.898 - Open the fucking door. - I'm not exactly great 01:08:35.900 --> 01:08:37.832 - at opening doors right now. - Go on. 01:08:37.834 --> 01:08:39.534 Honestly I still don't trust you. 01:08:39.536 --> 01:08:40.670 You might shoot me in the back. 01:08:41.805 --> 01:08:43.604 I promise that when I do shoot you it'll be in the front. 01:08:43.606 --> 01:08:46.008 You have already shot me like a dozen times. 01:08:46.010 --> 01:08:48.143 I feel bullets rattling inside me when I walk. 01:08:48.145 --> 01:08:49.846 - Well... - What the hell? 01:09:40.965 --> 01:09:42.663 Hey, sir! It's Miles and Nix! 01:09:42.665 --> 01:09:44.732 They're in the building! It's a clusterfuck! 01:09:44.734 --> 01:09:46.601 Yeah, and? What the fuck you telling me for? 01:09:46.603 --> 01:09:47.769 Get the dead squad on it! 01:09:47.771 --> 01:09:49.273 - I can't. - Well why not? 01:09:49.739 --> 01:09:51.909 - They're dead. - They're dead? 01:09:53.244 --> 01:09:54.644 Well that's not ideal. 01:09:57.948 --> 01:09:59.348 Patch the monitor feeds to the security cameras now! 01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:04.155 This is not happening. 01:10:05.189 --> 01:10:06.891 Oh, my God, it's back on! 01:10:07.858 --> 01:10:09.024 It's going down. 01:10:10.895 --> 01:10:12.296 Oh, fantastic. 01:10:12.997 --> 01:10:15.630 I'm gonna lose my fucking temper, this is... 01:10:15.632 --> 01:10:17.968 Effie! Dane! Do your thing! 01:10:18.302 --> 01:10:19.634 Fuck them up! 01:10:19.636 --> 01:10:21.937 Nix and Miles! They need to die! 01:10:21.939 --> 01:10:23.704 They need to fucking die! 01:10:29.712 --> 01:10:32.183 Suck on this, bitch! 01:10:32.782 --> 01:10:34.118 Really, another dick shot? 01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:37.052 Oh, God damn it, please. 01:10:37.054 --> 01:10:38.420 Why do you have to keep doing that? 01:10:38.422 --> 01:10:39.988 What, I would have shot you in the dick 01:10:39.990 --> 01:10:41.722 if the target wasn't so small! 01:10:41.724 --> 01:10:43.092 It just seems a little excessive. 01:10:43.094 --> 01:10:44.860 You know, you could go dick shot, then head shot, 01:10:44.862 --> 01:10:46.895 then dick shot. Just mix it up a little, something. 01:10:46.897 --> 01:10:48.199 It's basically a public service. 01:10:50.334 --> 01:10:51.934 Oh! Don't do it again! God. 01:10:51.936 --> 01:10:53.768 Uh, you know, I don't... I don't like it, 01:10:53.770 --> 01:10:55.670 - I don't like it. - It's just some dick blood. 01:10:55.672 --> 01:10:56.771 Miles? 01:11:19.230 --> 01:11:20.963 - What was he thinking? - Yeah, 01:11:20.965 --> 01:11:23.300 never bring a spork to a gun fight, man. 01:11:27.238 --> 01:11:28.470 What are you doing? 01:11:28.472 --> 01:11:30.107 Trying to find where they're holding Nova. 01:11:35.845 --> 01:11:37.847 Oh, God damn, this comment section. 01:11:38.115 --> 01:11:39.716 It's like YouTube but worse. 01:11:41.118 --> 01:11:42.353 No, it's about the same. 01:11:44.054 --> 01:11:46.121 "I hope someone ices that Nix bitch 01:11:46.123 --> 01:11:47.391 and tea bags her corpse." 01:11:48.325 --> 01:11:51.927 That settles that, I'm going to find every last 01:11:51.929 --> 01:11:53.996 one of those little trolls and beat them to death 01:11:53.998 --> 01:11:55.931 - with their keyboards. - You are fucking animals, 01:11:55.933 --> 01:11:56.934 you know that right. 01:11:58.202 --> 01:11:59.034 You like this, you like watching people suffer? 01:11:59.036 --> 01:11:59.968 You like watching people get hunted? 01:11:59.970 --> 01:12:02.770 If you didn't watch they wouldn't exist 01:12:02.772 --> 01:12:06.010 you pathetic sick fuck! 01:12:06.809 --> 01:12:08.745 Fuck you, dude. 01:12:10.481 --> 01:12:13.115 Who the fuck is this guy, huh? What the fuck. 01:12:13.117 --> 01:12:15.252 Hear, hear. Good, good. 01:12:16.120 --> 01:12:17.354 Wish you had more volume. 01:12:17.955 --> 01:12:19.789 Intense. Feel better now? 01:12:20.124 --> 01:12:21.758 You got that out of your system? 01:12:26.297 --> 01:12:28.265 - Whoa, holy shit. - What? 01:12:29.166 --> 01:12:31.466 Look, Riktor, he's trying to expand Skizm. 01:12:31.468 --> 01:12:34.038 He's like building it into a global franchise. 01:12:38.943 --> 01:12:41.809 Can you actually just like, send this to my Gmail? 01:12:41.811 --> 01:12:44.179 - It's funnier watching. - Oh, God. 01:12:44.181 --> 01:12:46.016 Fuck you, man. 01:12:51.322 --> 01:12:55.190 Oh, holy shit! Damn, nice AA-12! 01:12:55.192 --> 01:12:57.292 - Fuck. - These things? 01:12:57.294 --> 01:12:59.061 - Yes! - Yeah, I shelled out 01:12:59.063 --> 01:13:00.795 for the deep black PVD coating. 01:13:00.797 --> 01:13:04.399 But, now I kinda regret not going with the UCP style camo. 01:13:04.401 --> 01:13:06.335 Oh, no you're crazy. She's crazy. 01:13:06.337 --> 01:13:09.071 You totally own it. Seriously. 01:13:09.073 --> 01:13:11.273 Thank you. Yeah, you know your weapons. 01:13:11.275 --> 01:13:14.777 You know, shooting dip shits in the head is life. 01:13:15.145 --> 01:13:17.980 Well, um, I better, you know. 01:13:17.982 --> 01:13:20.184 Right, yeah. Do your thing. It was nice to meet you. 01:13:22.152 --> 01:13:23.887 Go! Go! 01:13:34.398 --> 01:13:35.499 Woo! 01:13:36.900 --> 01:13:39.101 Watch the last step! It's a doozie! 01:13:39.103 --> 01:13:40.204 Whoo. 01:13:42.839 --> 01:13:44.239 Oh. 01:13:44.241 --> 01:13:46.043 Someone didn't skip leg day. 01:13:49.113 --> 01:13:50.847 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 01:13:51.215 --> 01:13:54.051 Don't pull my hair. 01:14:06.230 --> 01:14:07.965 Whoa! Whoo! 01:14:18.542 --> 01:14:19.343 Fuck! 01:14:20.911 --> 01:14:24.413 Friday night just got really lonely! 01:14:33.657 --> 01:14:36.425 Just stay still and die, you fucking coward. 01:14:36.427 --> 01:14:38.060 I really don't want to though. 01:14:42.099 --> 01:14:43.100 Fuck! 01:14:53.243 --> 01:14:55.012 Oh, shit! 01:15:06.090 --> 01:15:08.025 Whoo! 01:15:10.427 --> 01:15:11.593 Didn't even hurt. 01:15:11.595 --> 01:15:13.597 Stop! Hammer time! 01:15:21.105 --> 01:15:22.304 A bullet proof vest 01:15:22.306 --> 01:15:24.241 isn't gonna save you from a head shot. 01:15:30.547 --> 01:15:32.349 Do you know what your problem is? 01:15:35.486 --> 01:15:37.221 You need to smile more. 01:15:42.092 --> 01:15:43.994 Let's give you a nice... 01:15:44.395 --> 01:15:45.396 wide... 01:15:45.596 --> 01:15:47.097 juicy grin. 01:15:52.569 --> 01:15:56.738 I have the power! 01:16:06.049 --> 01:16:08.450 It's time to realign your chakras. 01:16:15.659 --> 01:16:17.161 Enough. 01:16:25.035 --> 01:16:26.537 I think I just heard a ball pop. 01:16:27.137 --> 01:16:28.505 Are they meant to pop? 01:16:32.276 --> 01:16:34.142 You don't like fire? 01:16:34.144 --> 01:16:35.345 Do ya, huh? 01:16:35.746 --> 01:16:38.280 Let's burn together, baby! 01:16:38.282 --> 01:16:39.347 Whoo! 01:16:53.030 --> 01:16:54.598 Fool! 01:16:58.769 --> 01:17:00.304 Don't shoot him! 01:17:06.210 --> 01:17:08.443 Yeah. Chopper on the roof. 01:17:08.445 --> 01:17:10.180 No. Just two seats. 01:17:11.448 --> 01:17:14.251 No, everyone else is dead. 01:17:17.087 --> 01:17:20.624 Why does everything have to be so fucking stressful, hmm? 01:17:22.426 --> 01:17:26.061 You know, they say that sometimes a nice little stroll 01:17:26.063 --> 01:17:27.998 can help to clear the head. 01:17:30.067 --> 01:17:32.002 - Come on, let's go. - Get off me! 01:17:33.470 --> 01:17:35.203 That's it, that's it. 01:17:35.205 --> 01:17:36.306 Fuck! 01:17:39.476 --> 01:17:40.477 Hey. 01:17:42.079 --> 01:17:43.080 You good? 01:17:45.482 --> 01:17:49.720 Did you not hear me say 01:17:50.220 --> 01:17:51.553 don't shoot? 01:17:51.555 --> 01:17:53.290 Woah... 01:17:53.757 --> 01:17:57.227 Yeah, you pull off the Rocky look real well at least. 01:17:59.864 --> 01:18:01.663 What? What is that? 01:18:01.665 --> 01:18:03.198 - What are you trying to do? - Shit! 01:18:08.272 --> 01:18:09.838 Oh right... 01:18:09.840 --> 01:18:11.606 Hey, no, no, no. You gotta put that on ice. 01:18:11.608 --> 01:18:13.243 Come on, we gotta fix this. 01:18:17.414 --> 01:18:18.615 Oh, shit. 01:18:19.216 --> 01:18:21.216 I wasted all my bullets on Sid Dickless. 01:18:21.218 --> 01:18:23.118 Riktor's got Nova somewhere, I can't find her. 01:18:23.120 --> 01:18:25.789 Have you learned nothing from video games? 01:18:26.323 --> 01:18:28.125 If you see enemies... 01:18:28.358 --> 01:18:30.794 You jump on their heads and they give you coins? 01:18:31.562 --> 01:18:33.128 No, fuck wad! It means we're going 01:18:33.130 --> 01:18:34.696 the right way. Come on let's find some more 01:18:34.698 --> 01:18:36.667 - bad guys to shoot. - Okay. 01:18:41.538 --> 01:18:42.704 Hey! 01:18:42.706 --> 01:18:44.539 Where the fuck are you going, asshole? 01:18:44.541 --> 01:18:45.875 The action's back this way! 01:18:45.877 --> 01:18:47.342 Wait, you want me to go out there 01:18:47.344 --> 01:18:48.176 and get my face shot off? 01:18:48.178 --> 01:18:49.578 Are you out of your fucking mind? 01:18:49.580 --> 01:18:51.379 Cops will be swarming this place! 01:18:51.381 --> 01:18:52.581 This shit is over! 01:18:52.583 --> 01:18:56.217 It's not over until I say it's over, you fucking traitor! 01:18:56.219 --> 01:18:57.319 Traitor? 01:18:57.321 --> 01:18:59.154 Without me, you would be nothing! 01:18:59.156 --> 01:19:00.190 I mean, look at you! 01:19:01.325 --> 01:19:02.190 You look like someone tried to paint a worn-out dildo 01:19:02.192 --> 01:19:04.326 - with a fucking Sharpie! - Ah, that hurts. 01:19:04.328 --> 01:19:06.763 Face it, Riktor. This is the end. 01:19:12.202 --> 01:19:14.838 Look at him go! He's like a wounded deer. 01:19:16.239 --> 01:19:18.175 Go Bambi's mom, go! 01:19:27.451 --> 01:19:28.719 Kill them! 01:19:35.325 --> 01:19:36.658 Was this the right way? 01:19:36.660 --> 01:19:38.259 No we fucked up! 01:19:38.261 --> 01:19:40.130 - Far too many bad guys! - Oh, God. 01:19:41.866 --> 01:19:42.900 Fuck. 01:19:43.868 --> 01:19:45.266 Oh, shit. 01:19:45.268 --> 01:19:46.735 What the hell are we going to do? 01:19:46.737 --> 01:19:49.337 Come out, come out wherever you are. 01:19:49.339 --> 01:19:51.608 Come on, get it. 01:19:52.209 --> 01:19:53.477 Hey! Hey! 01:19:53.878 --> 01:19:55.443 You want to know a secret? 01:19:55.445 --> 01:19:56.845 Fuck you! 01:19:56.847 --> 01:19:58.749 This was never about the money. 01:19:59.816 --> 01:20:01.351 This is about art. 01:20:02.419 --> 01:20:04.352 Murder is art. 01:20:07.992 --> 01:20:09.892 This one... 01:20:09.894 --> 01:20:11.828 This is a Jackson Pollock. 01:20:12.663 --> 01:20:13.664 Ah! 01:20:16.901 --> 01:20:18.635 Overcompensating much? 01:20:21.505 --> 01:20:22.907 Where the fuck are you going? 01:20:23.941 --> 01:20:25.407 Get up! 01:20:25.409 --> 01:20:26.911 Get the fuck up! 01:20:28.512 --> 01:20:31.279 You know, you really need to cheer the fuck up. 01:20:31.281 --> 01:20:32.982 Are you not even a little bit excited 01:20:32.984 --> 01:20:35.352 about going in a chopper with me? 01:20:45.395 --> 01:20:46.929 You wanna know how I survived this long? 01:20:46.931 --> 01:20:49.199 I don't know, Nix, by being crazy as fuck? 01:20:50.333 --> 01:20:53.403 I didn't want to give any fucker the satisfaction... 01:20:53.938 --> 01:20:55.405 of killing me. 01:20:57.541 --> 01:20:59.309 Just kill Riktor for me. 01:20:59.843 --> 01:21:00.878 Okay, mouse? 01:21:01.946 --> 01:21:03.278 Get the fuck out here so I can shoot you! 01:21:04.514 --> 01:21:05.816 Wait. No, wait! 01:21:25.802 --> 01:21:26.837 No! 01:21:38.815 --> 01:21:39.849 Nix! 01:22:02.472 --> 01:22:04.474 Fuck. 01:22:05.609 --> 01:22:06.610 Come back here. 01:22:07.711 --> 01:22:08.512 Where'd you think you're going? 01:22:10.781 --> 01:22:13.715 Get up there. Come on. 01:22:57.727 --> 01:22:58.963 Oh, shit! Oh... 01:23:10.942 --> 01:23:12.742 Fuck! Nova! 01:23:17.447 --> 01:23:18.448 Nova! 01:23:18.849 --> 01:23:20.815 Miles! Miles! 01:23:20.817 --> 01:23:21.953 "Miles!" 01:23:23.921 --> 01:23:25.089 There you are. 01:23:26.190 --> 01:23:28.558 What took you so long, hmm? 01:23:30.493 --> 01:23:31.994 You made it all this way. 01:23:31.996 --> 01:23:34.729 I even got you a rooftop for the showdown! 01:23:34.731 --> 01:23:37.099 Nix is dead, it's over! 01:23:37.101 --> 01:23:38.566 Let Nova go! 01:23:41.906 --> 01:23:43.205 Oh, finally! 01:23:43.207 --> 01:23:44.974 I should have ordered a fucking Uber! 01:23:44.976 --> 01:23:46.808 Okay, okay and we're back. 01:23:46.810 --> 01:23:48.710 We've got our stream back, ladies and gentlemen. 01:23:48.712 --> 01:23:49.744 Oh, thank fuck! 01:23:49.746 --> 01:23:51.579 Let's just see how this ends, I guess. 01:23:51.581 --> 01:23:52.582 Oh, yeah. 01:23:56.988 --> 01:23:59.889 Ten million concurrent viewers, Miles. 01:23:59.891 --> 01:24:02.925 You have just made Skizm history! 01:24:02.927 --> 01:24:04.726 You are somebody! 01:24:04.728 --> 01:24:05.963 I took... 01:24:07.131 --> 01:24:10.134 a worthless piece of shit and I molded it into steel! 01:24:10.734 --> 01:24:11.867 I made you, Miles. 01:24:11.869 --> 01:24:15.037 You should be down on your fucking knees thanking me! 01:24:15.039 --> 01:24:16.738 Oh, fuck you man! 01:24:16.740 --> 01:24:19.674 All you did was ruin my hands, and give me a criminal record. 01:24:19.676 --> 01:24:21.476 I never wanted any of this! 01:24:21.478 --> 01:24:24.414 Don't give me that goody-goody bullshit! 01:24:25.615 --> 01:24:27.950 What were you doing on the Skizm site to begin with? 01:24:27.952 --> 01:24:28.886 Hey? 01:24:30.221 --> 01:24:33.157 Admit it, you wanted to feel something. 01:24:33.623 --> 01:24:35.925 You wanted to... to... to hunt like a man. 01:24:35.927 --> 01:24:38.027 You wanted to be somebody! 01:24:38.029 --> 01:24:40.095 Yesterday you were fucking miserable! 01:24:40.097 --> 01:24:41.899 Now, look at yourself. 01:24:42.166 --> 01:24:43.935 You're alive! 01:24:46.070 --> 01:24:47.570 Yeah, I am. 01:24:48.105 --> 01:24:49.907 And that's more than I can say for you. 01:25:05.923 --> 01:25:08.523 Oh. 01:25:08.525 --> 01:25:10.660 Hey, man, nice shot! 01:25:12.629 --> 01:25:13.630 Fuck. 01:25:14.198 --> 01:25:15.199 No! 01:25:20.204 --> 01:25:21.669 Oh, that's a better one. 01:25:21.671 --> 01:25:23.606 He's down! He's down! 01:25:24.708 --> 01:25:26.543 Oh, relax will ya? 01:25:30.714 --> 01:25:31.949 Come on, Miles. 01:25:40.790 --> 01:25:42.559 No. 01:25:43.227 --> 01:25:45.096 Nova! 01:25:49.100 --> 01:25:50.901 Just fucking die! 01:25:59.642 --> 01:26:01.576 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - He just took three 01:26:01.578 --> 01:26:02.878 fucking bullets! 01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:03.845 Get him! 01:26:25.602 --> 01:26:27.870 You were nothing. I made you, Miles. 01:26:27.872 --> 01:26:30.005 I made you a fucking star! 01:26:57.101 --> 01:26:59.301 You think killing me is going to change anything? 01:26:59.303 --> 01:27:00.668 There are others! 01:27:00.670 --> 01:27:03.005 Skizm's a global franchise now! 01:27:03.007 --> 01:27:04.806 We're going to be the Starbucks of murder! 01:27:04.808 --> 01:27:07.176 The McDonald's of massacre! Yeah! 01:27:07.178 --> 01:27:10.845 We'll be the Burger King of badness! 01:27:10.847 --> 01:27:13.150 Nix says, "fuck you!" 01:27:13.417 --> 01:27:15.951 Miles. No! No! Please! 01:27:15.953 --> 01:27:17.252 Oh! 01:28:10.541 --> 01:28:12.943 It's called hemorrhagic shock. 01:28:13.477 --> 01:28:16.844 It's just my body shutting down from... yeah, 01:28:16.846 --> 01:28:18.349 massive, massive blood loss. 01:28:19.049 --> 01:28:20.251 Sorry for the fake out. 01:28:21.385 --> 01:28:24.319 I mean, I did kill Riktor. That was real. 01:28:24.321 --> 01:28:26.123 I just didn't get the girl. 01:28:28.791 --> 01:28:32.060 You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol whip 01:28:32.062 --> 01:28:35.063 some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD. 01:28:35.065 --> 01:28:37.101 Not a raging lady boner. 01:28:45.808 --> 01:28:47.411 Thanks for tuning in everyone. 01:28:47.878 --> 01:28:49.712 We've been Death Tolled and, um, 01:28:49.947 --> 01:28:51.848 remember to like... like and comment. 01:28:53.117 --> 01:28:55.816 Some people stopped watching Skizm that night. 01:28:55.818 --> 01:28:58.353 But many, many more took their place. 01:29:11.035 --> 01:29:12.034 Nova, 01:29:12.036 --> 01:29:14.837 well she finally found her superhero. 01:29:17.308 --> 01:29:20.843 He stands up and fights to make the world a better place. 01:29:25.015 --> 01:29:26.548 Skizm didn't go away. 01:29:26.550 --> 01:29:28.919 They spread, just like Riktor said. 01:29:32.822 --> 01:29:35.025 And that means I still have a job to do. 01:29:38.862 --> 01:29:41.031 And I know where they live. 01:29:46.403 --> 01:29:49.139 It is a fucking jungle out there! 01:29:49.340 --> 01:29:51.573 And as a great man once told me... 01:29:51.597 --> 01:30:11.597 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.