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You haven't seen Matt, have you?

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I saw him go upstairs.

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- Hi, mom.
- Hi.

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Don't dress me.

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You're gonna be okay.

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The both of you
are gonna get through this,

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because the lord has a plan for you.

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No, mom, don't put on my shoe.

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You're just gonna pick yourself up,

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and be this wonderful, special guy
you've always been.

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I don't need you to tie my shoe.

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Don't tie it, mom.

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We have to do this soon.

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- What do you mean by "soon"?
- The baby's not due for another two weeks.

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Your amniotic fluid's low.

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Your daughter's already a healthy size,
so let's get her out.

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- It's a girl.
- I just heard her. I heard what she said.

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Oh, sorry. Were you waiting to find out?

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You would've knew that
if you were our regular doctor,

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who chose this week of all weeks
to go to Maui, which is insane.

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Why not go bodysurf?
You know, it's just our first kid.

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Also she's still breech, so I wanna
schedule a cesarean for this evening.

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- For this evening?
- Mm-hm.

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I haven't even set up the crib.

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Are you serious?
I knew I should've taken care of it.

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You told me to take it off my list.

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I wanted you to take it off your list.
I'm handling it. I got it.

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That's really reassuring.

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- Honey, I'm handling it.
- Are you really ready for this?

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No. Who is really ready?

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What does that mean when you say,
"are you really ready for this?"

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This evening? Can we do it tomorrow?

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I got a fantasy football draft.

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Um, me and some guys from work
put a nice little pool together, and...

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I'm kidding.
Why are you taking me seriously?

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Stop. Relax, honey.

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That's a good one.

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- All right.
- You good?

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- Yeah. My hands started sweating.
- I know.

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Why couldn't you give us adequate warning?

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We thought it'd be fun to surprise you.

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We said, "we should have this baby tonight
and mess with Marion."

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- Love your sense of humor, Matt.
- At least I got one. Bye-bye.

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Okay, mom, we'll call you
as soon as it's over. I love you.

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No, no. Skype me while it's happening.

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- What? Mom.
- Okay, now we're just being weird.

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I want to be in the room with my daughter

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and see my granddaughter
when she enters the world.

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I'll be here to take care of her.

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Like you took care of cousin janey's baby?

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- Mom, that is ancient history.
- Here we go.

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Not that ancient.

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You don't put a baby on your lap

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and then strap a seat belt
over you in the passenger seat

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in an automobile driving to 7-Eleven.

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I know you don't hold a baby in your lap
and strap a seat belt over you

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in a passenger seat
of an automobile driving to 7-Eleven.

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- I know that.
- Terrific.

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Skype me.

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Sweetie-pie, mommy will see you tomorrow.

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Okay, goodbye. Bye.

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Give daddy a kiss.

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And a kiss from mommy. Two kisses.

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Wake up.

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- Oh, my god.
- I'm ready. I'm ready to dance.

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- Matt. Hey, man.
- Hey.

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What's going on?

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Oh, stay away from that tuna casserole.
The one in the middle.

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Tastes like ass.

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My mom made that casserole, so...

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It's really good. It's really...

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- It's got, like, a tang.
- It's all right, man.

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- Like a tangy...
- It's okay.

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Come here.

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- Matt.
- Jordan, I don't...

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Come here. Nope, come here.
Bring it in. You need this.

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Bring it in.

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Let it out. Breathe, breathe.

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Come on, man.

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Let me tell you something. That speech...

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Your speech.

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You went up there and you talked.

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I don't, um...

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I don't know what to say.

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I assumed you'd written something,
but you said, "no, I'm freestyling this."

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Okay, we done?
Because I can't do this right now.

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- Please.
- No, nope, Matt.

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Look at me. You can.

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- Let me tell you why.
- You're not listening.

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Remember camp winapoo?
Remember we went to camp winapoo?

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- I do.
- You got poison Ivy on your face.

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Your face started blistering,
and it was bubbling, and the bumps.

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Then the bumps was popping,
so you had pus coming out of your face?

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You looked crazy as hell.
Then you came to lunch, right?

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Your crush was there. Marcy.
You used to love Marcy.

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And when she saw him, she screamed.

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- And you was devastated.
- Yeah.

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- But you got through that.
- Yeah.

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- You got through that.
- Because you're strong.

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And confident.
And you will get through this too.

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This is so much worse than that.

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How is that the same?

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- What? I'm just trying...
- Jordan.

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I'MMA punch you in the face.
Don't say nothing else to me.

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I told you I can't.

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- I swear to god.
- Why you balling up your fists?

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Swear to god. Stop.

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- How you feel?
- Good.

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- It's gonna be okay, all right?
- Okay.

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I love you so much.

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I love my anesthesiologist.

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Stop it.

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Stop playing.

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You're so beautiful.

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- Matt, Matt.
- Yes, Marion.

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I can't see. Come on.

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You're doing great, Liz.
Might wanna look away now, Matt.

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It's happening.
I wanna look, but I don't wanna look.

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But I do wanna look.
But I don't wanna look.

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You're doing great.

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Oh, my god. We're about to be parents.

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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- Okay? How we doing, doc?
- Here she comes.

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- You see the baby?
- I do.

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Oh, my god, Liz.

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And there she is.

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We got a baby.

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Um...

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I just wanted to, uh...

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Matt.

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You didn't have to.

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I know I didn't have to.
I wanted to, because you deserve it.

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It's beautiful. Thank you.

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- Let me put it on you.
- Thank you.

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You still have to do diapers.

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As long as they promise to change
my diapers when I get old, I'm happy.

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- Love you. Thank you.
- I love you.

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- How you feeling?
- A little sore, but...

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- How are you doing, Liz?
- I wanna see maddy.

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Hey.

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I thought you might.

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Matt, I'll need you
to come around here and help me.

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- Gladly.
- She's gonna be a bit wobbly.

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- Okay.
- We're gonna take this slow.

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- Take your time.
- Okay?

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- Let's get you to the chair. Easy, easy.
- Ready for a 10k.

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You good? All right.

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I feel lightheaded.

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Take your time, honey. Take your...

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Shit. Liz. Liz.

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Liz. What's wrong with her?

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- Was she dizzy earlier?
- I don't know. Liz.

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She's having trouble breathing.
I'm gonna get some help.

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Medical emergency.

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Liz. Liz. Look at me.

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- Give her space.
- What's wrong with her?

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I need an oxygen mask.

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- Liz.
- Can you hear me?

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- I need you to step back now.
- Wait. That's my wife.

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She collapsed.
No precursory signs.

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- Liz. That is my wife. Wait. Liz.
- Start the iv.

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I said, wait a minute, man.

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Liz. Wait a... Liz.

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Mr. Logelin.

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Hey, what's up, doc? What's going on, man?

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Your wife had a pulmonary embolism.

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- Uh...
- A blood clot traveled to her lung.

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What does that mean?

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What's that mean?

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Don't tell me my wife is dead.

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- Don't tell me my wife is dead.
- What? What? What?

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What is it? Is it maddy? What?

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Just... Matt.

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How?

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I would trade everything
to spend one more day with you.

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Here she is.

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He's not ready for a baby.

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He hasn't even put the crib together.

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Well, you know
he's always been extremely immature.

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Oh, hi, Matt, how are you, dear?

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I'm extremely immature.

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Can I get the baby, please?

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I just gave her a bottle.

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You know, maddy...

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If you could have only one parent,
I wish you could've had your mom.

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She would've been better at it.

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Better sooner than later.

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I don't know.

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Mm-mm-mm.

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Mm-hm.

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I don't know how he gonna do this.

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See? Will you tell him that?

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Naw.

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All right, all right, maddy. Okay.

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You win. You win, maddy.

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Tell me what it is. Are you hungry?

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Huh?

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You want your diaper changed again?

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Okay, wait a second.

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Hold on.

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Hold on, maddy, okay?

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Here.

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All right. Okay.

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All right, all right.

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Wait, I didn't get it all.

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Oh, my 6...

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Shit.

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What are you doing up?

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I probably will never sleep again.

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What is that on that baby's bottom?

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It's a diaper.

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It looks like a balloon animal.

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Is it inside out?

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The diaper's on fine.

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I just came down to give her a bottle.

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Already done. We heard her crying.

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You wanna give her some?

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Matthew, darling, we've been talking...

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We think
you should move back to Minnesota.

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It's financially prudent.

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You can find a job there.

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Your mom and I
can help you raise maddy.

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We'll all be together.
You'll have a church. A support system.

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- You're all alone here.
- I'm not alone, okay? My job is here.

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There are no good tech jobs at home.
My friends are here.

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Your friends are kind of weird.

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Okay, that may be true,
but they're my friends, mom.

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Liz is here.

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And every place that I look here,
every single place, makes me think of her.

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Mom, you always talk to me
about god's plan.

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I'd love to know what the odds are

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of me meeting somebody from
my hometown halfway across the country.

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God?

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I had a plan.

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Liz was to go away to grad school,
and then come back and work and live.

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That was the plan before she met you.

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Now, you want to stay?

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Do that.

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But maddy comes with us.

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- Marion, it's...
- It's the best thing for her.

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Believe it or not, it's best for you too.
I care about you.

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You think you can do this, but you can't.

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Raising a child, that's a nonstop,
all-day, all-night affair.

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I understand. And I'll...

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I'll think about it.

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Okay.

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I thought about it.

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Yeah, I just thought about it.

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You're right.
Marion, you're right. I can't.

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I can't do it. But you know what?

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I'm gonna do it.

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Yeah, I'MMA do it.
I'm gonna bring maddy up.

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I'MMA bring maddy up,
because I'm her father.

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- And because I love her.
- I know you love her.

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Do you know that I love her?
I doubt that you really do.

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I have no doubt you love that baby.

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I have no doubt you loved my Liz.

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But you wanna keep maddy to yourself
because you need a life raft.

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I'm sorry I messed up your plan.

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You catch more flies
with honey than with vinegar.

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You catch even more with a flyswatter.

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Marion.

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If there's one piece of advice

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that I can give you
about bringing up a kid...

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Letgo.

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Look, as a parent, we do all this shit.

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Right? Trying to make everything perfect.

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But we don't have any control.

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You just have to accept that fact.

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Liz loved you.

00:17:52.989 --> 00:17:55.992
And it made me happy to see that.

00:17:56.576 --> 00:17:59.371
And I also saw how much you loved her.

00:18:06.544 --> 00:18:07.837
You are a, um...

00:18:10.173 --> 00:18:11.424
You're a good father.

00:18:14.511 --> 00:18:16.304
She was lucky to have you, Mike.

00:18:18.139 --> 00:18:19.139
Thanks.

00:18:45.458 --> 00:18:48.712
I had an aunt who died
this past year. She was 99.

00:18:49.671 --> 00:18:52.549
Wow, that, uh, must've been a shock.

00:18:52.632 --> 00:18:53.632
It was.

00:18:54.426 --> 00:18:57.679
Listen. I want you to take as much time...

00:18:57.762 --> 00:18:58.596
Okay.

00:18:58.680 --> 00:18:59.556
As you need.

00:18:59.639 --> 00:19:02.559
- Thank you.
- Five weeks, six weeks, whatever.

00:19:03.101 --> 00:19:04.894
I'll probably need about ten...

00:19:05.979 --> 00:19:07.230
20 years.

00:19:07.772 --> 00:19:10.150
- That would do, but I need my job.
- Yeah.

00:19:10.734 --> 00:19:13.820
You know, so I can't have that time.

00:19:13.903 --> 00:19:17.282
Howard, I was thinking,
maybe I could just work from home.

00:19:17.365 --> 00:19:19.284
And come in as you need me.

00:19:19.367 --> 00:19:22.746
And when I come in,
I'd have to bring my daughter with me.

00:19:22.829 --> 00:19:25.332
- You're taking care of her?
- That's correct.

00:19:25.415 --> 00:19:26.415
All right, good.

00:19:26.916 --> 00:19:27.916
Great, okay.

00:19:28.918 --> 00:19:30.587
You don't think I can do it.

00:19:30.670 --> 00:19:32.464
It's not that I don't think you can do it.

00:19:32.547 --> 00:19:34.632
- Because I'm a man?
- No.

00:19:34.716 --> 00:19:36.760
What does a woman have that a man doesn't?

00:19:36.843 --> 00:19:37.843
Pafience.

00:19:38.470 --> 00:19:40.472
Emotional vulnerability.

00:19:41.973 --> 00:19:42.974
Breasts.

00:19:43.058 --> 00:19:44.184
Some men have breasts.

00:19:45.435 --> 00:19:47.228
I'll let that go, because you're grieving.

00:19:47.812 --> 00:19:49.397
Listen, I love babies.

00:19:49.481 --> 00:19:51.733
You know, I have three of them myself.

00:19:51.816 --> 00:19:53.610
They're not babies anymore
in the pictures,

00:19:53.693 --> 00:19:55.403
but when they started, they were babies.

00:19:55.487 --> 00:19:57.655
And I'm telling you, it's brutal.

00:19:57.739 --> 00:19:59.741
It'll wipe you out.

00:19:59.824 --> 00:20:01.076
She have solid poops yet?

00:20:01.159 --> 00:20:02.202
No.nope.

00:20:02.285 --> 00:20:04.913
I'm dealing with
the creamy shit right now.

00:20:04.996 --> 00:20:05.997
Enjoy the creamy shit.

00:20:06.081 --> 00:20:07.207
It's a big jump.

00:20:07.290 --> 00:20:09.876
When you get to solid poops,
it's not a picnic.

00:20:10.585 --> 00:20:11.419
Okay.

00:20:11.503 --> 00:20:14.464
Save that.
Put it with your roses and your flowers.

00:20:14.547 --> 00:20:16.883
It's packed with nutrients, that stuff.

00:20:17.550 --> 00:20:18.385
That's...

00:20:18.468 --> 00:20:19.594
That's a great tip.

00:20:19.677 --> 00:20:20.804
- Yeah.
- The London account.

00:20:20.887 --> 00:20:25.266
I know it's coming up in five weeks.
I just wanna tell you, I'm on it.

00:20:25.350 --> 00:20:28.895
I'm more than capable
of doing the job that needs to be done.

00:20:28.978 --> 00:20:32.857
But if you feel like I'm not,
or I can't be, you could put Oscar on it.

00:20:32.941 --> 00:20:34.067
Jesus Christ, Oscar?

00:20:34.150 --> 00:20:35.652
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.

00:20:35.735 --> 00:20:37.821
No, no, no. Forget Oscar.

00:20:37.904 --> 00:20:38.904
Did you ask him?

00:20:38.947 --> 00:20:41.991
Did you ask him,
"do you want Oscar to handle the clients?"

00:20:42.075 --> 00:20:45.495
- Remember? Like we rehearsed?
- I said it, Oscar. It worked.

00:20:45.578 --> 00:20:48.081
- Told you it would. That's great news.
- Yeah.

00:20:52.502 --> 00:20:55.213
It's kind of cruel to send flowers
to someone who's grieving.

00:20:55.797 --> 00:21:00.093
Because, you know, flowers die,
and then you gotta throw them out.

00:21:00.677 --> 00:21:02.762
It's just such a bummer.

00:21:02.846 --> 00:21:06.975
You know, I've never seen,
like, a person pass or anything.

00:21:07.058 --> 00:21:09.269
But, um, you know,
I've seen a squirrel pass.

00:21:09.352 --> 00:21:11.229
It makes you wonder
about the circle of life.

00:21:11.312 --> 00:21:13.314
But it's not really a circle. It's a line.

00:21:13.398 --> 00:21:16.484
- There's a beginning and there's an end.
- Hey, Oscar.

00:21:18.069 --> 00:21:19.362
Can you stop talking?

00:21:20.071 --> 00:21:21.739
You sound just like my wife.

00:21:26.828 --> 00:21:28.621
You're gonna swaddle maddy, aren't you?

00:21:28.705 --> 00:21:30.248
Did you swaddle Liz?

00:21:30.331 --> 00:21:31.332
I sure did.

00:21:31.416 --> 00:21:34.544
Then, yeah.
I'MMA do whatever Liz would want me to do.

00:21:35.253 --> 00:21:38.089
But this looks insane.

00:21:38.173 --> 00:21:40.758
I mean, that's tight there, Marion.

00:21:40.842 --> 00:21:42.844
You think she's gonna run away?

00:21:44.387 --> 00:21:45.221
What up?

00:21:45.305 --> 00:21:46.681
How you doing?

00:21:47.223 --> 00:21:49.767
These are flaming hots.
Anybody want some? Grandmas?

00:21:49.851 --> 00:21:51.311
Want me to give one to the baby?

00:21:52.395 --> 00:21:54.439
Y'all looking good, ladies.
Can I say that to you?

00:21:54.522 --> 00:21:55.899
Thank you.

00:21:55.982 --> 00:21:57.525
- No problem.
- Stop it.

00:21:57.609 --> 00:22:00.737
- Your pajama-robe thingy.
- Jordan.

00:22:00.820 --> 00:22:02.655
- Stop it.
- What am I doing?

00:22:02.739 --> 00:22:04.616
- You're flirting with my mother.
- I'm not.

00:22:04.699 --> 00:22:06.284
I'm looking at you flirt with my mom.

00:22:06.367 --> 00:22:08.620
I'm flirting with both your mamas.
Hey, Marion.

00:22:08.703 --> 00:22:10.371
How you doing? Looking good.

00:22:10.455 --> 00:22:12.415
- Jordan.
- Kind of a blouse-sweater.

00:22:12.499 --> 00:22:15.502
Jordan, stop it.

00:22:16.085 --> 00:22:17.587
I can't help your mom is a gilf.

00:22:17.670 --> 00:22:19.464
- That's it.
- Yeah, I said it.

00:22:19.547 --> 00:22:22.133
I got a present for you.
Can I give you a present?

00:22:22.217 --> 00:22:24.761
Wait right here. I'll be right back.
I got something for you.

00:22:24.844 --> 00:22:27.180
We've been making a list. We need onesies.

00:22:27.263 --> 00:22:31.059
And you need a look.
A toilet lock. They can drown in a toilet.

00:22:31.142 --> 00:22:35.897
Look, I've been meaning to ask.
How long are you staying?

00:22:35.980 --> 00:22:37.899
I wish I didn't have
to go back in two weeks...

00:22:37.982 --> 00:22:42.695
Not you, morn. We discussed that.
But, Marion, I wasn't sure about you.

00:22:42.779 --> 00:22:46.074
Well, since you refuse
to move back to Minnesota,

00:22:46.157 --> 00:22:47.408
I'll stay six months.

00:22:49.702 --> 00:22:51.412
- Six months.
- Yes.

00:22:52.121 --> 00:22:55.333
- What about Mike?
- I don't care about Mike right now.

00:22:55.416 --> 00:22:56.417
Hey, Matt.

00:22:57.669 --> 00:23:00.880
Hey, uh, Mike. How you doing, man?

00:23:00.964 --> 00:23:01.964
Doing well, man.

00:23:02.006 --> 00:23:03.006
Okay.

00:23:04.008 --> 00:23:07.887
- I want us to be honest for a second.
- Okay, let's be honest.

00:23:09.264 --> 00:23:11.724
The first thing I wanna say is
that I love having you here.

00:23:11.808 --> 00:23:12.808
I know you do.

00:23:12.850 --> 00:23:14.477
No, I love it.

00:23:14.561 --> 00:23:18.189
But what worries me is
that if you're here...

00:23:18.273 --> 00:23:21.568
You know, if you're here
for an extended period of time,

00:23:21.651 --> 00:23:23.861
we're gonna end up
getting on each other's nerves.

00:23:23.945 --> 00:23:25.071
In just six months?

00:23:25.154 --> 00:23:28.408
I was thinking maybe
you could leave when my mom leaves.

00:23:28.491 --> 00:23:30.326
What would I look like, going home

00:23:30.410 --> 00:23:34.455
before I know that you are capable
of taking care of my newborn grandchild?

00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:37.166
How are you ever gonna know
if you don't let me do it?

00:23:37.250 --> 00:23:39.460
That is a great damn point.

00:23:39.544 --> 00:23:43.089
Huh? Forty-love.

00:23:43.172 --> 00:23:46.217
Forty-love, Matt. Here you go, brother.
Look what I got for you. Huh?

00:23:46.301 --> 00:23:47.760
What the hell is that?

00:23:47.844 --> 00:23:49.679
- I got you a pet.
- That's a goldfish.

00:23:49.762 --> 00:23:53.182
Let me tell you something.
Kids with pets are really happy.

00:23:53.266 --> 00:23:55.476
Also they don't get any allergies.
Did you know that?

00:23:56.060 --> 00:23:57.437
That's cats and dogs.

00:23:59.647 --> 00:24:03.484
- Damn it, you read the same article.
- Okay, Jordan, this is...

00:24:03.568 --> 00:24:06.404
All right, I'm bullshitting you, man.
I'm sorry, excuse my French.

00:24:06.487 --> 00:24:08.990
I hate this fish.
You remember Tanya? She gave me this fish.

00:24:09.073 --> 00:24:12.785
Tanya broke up with me
and left this dirty-ass fish in my house.

00:24:12.869 --> 00:24:14.996
Can you take me to the baby store?

00:24:16.164 --> 00:24:16.998
Hell, yeah.

00:24:17.081 --> 00:24:19.917
Team single father. I'm here
to help you at the end of the day.

00:24:20.001 --> 00:24:20.877
Thank you.

00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:23.630
Okay, Marion, how about we do this?

00:24:23.713 --> 00:24:26.466
How about when you go back, right,

00:24:26.549 --> 00:24:29.802
I promise to give you updates,
let you know how maddy's doing?

00:24:29.886 --> 00:24:32.263
I'll post pictures
on my Instagram all the time.

00:24:32.347 --> 00:24:33.347
All right.

00:24:33.389 --> 00:24:36.225
I will go home when Anna goes.

00:24:36.309 --> 00:24:40.855
But if you are
not handling everything all very well,

00:24:40.938 --> 00:24:43.149
you move your butt back to Minnesota.

00:24:43.232 --> 00:24:46.694
- Why would I agree to that?
- Because it's not about you.

00:24:49.739 --> 00:24:52.533
Brother, real quick. You good on the fish?

00:24:52.617 --> 00:24:54.452
I don't want the fish, man.

00:24:54.535 --> 00:24:56.329
- How you doing?
- Good, and you?

00:24:56.412 --> 00:24:58.081
I'm doing fine. Here you go.

00:24:58.164 --> 00:24:59.164
These are great.

00:24:59.207 --> 00:25:00.207
Oh, well...

00:25:00.708 --> 00:25:03.419
You better stop smiling at me like that.

00:25:03.503 --> 00:25:04.503
Here you go.

00:25:06.172 --> 00:25:08.049
I don't have no kids. This for my friend.

00:25:08.132 --> 00:25:10.968
This is for his baby.
He's buying all this stuff.

00:25:11.552 --> 00:25:13.471
He's paying for everything.

00:25:14.305 --> 00:25:15.473
Oh, here we go.

00:25:15.556 --> 00:25:19.394
This is, uh,
your diaper rash ointment for you.

00:25:19.477 --> 00:25:20.478
This one's maddy's.

00:25:21.229 --> 00:25:22.480
Just do his separate.

00:25:22.563 --> 00:25:26.150
Here, just put yours over there,
so she knows that you have to pay

00:25:26.234 --> 00:25:29.070
for the stuff that you got
for your problem by yourself.

00:25:29.153 --> 00:25:31.614
This one's the one
I'm paying for, for maddy.

00:25:31.698 --> 00:25:33.408
- That's yours. This is maddy's.
- Okay.

00:25:33.491 --> 00:25:35.618
He says, situa... I mean...

00:25:35.702 --> 00:25:38.538
- Bumps.
- Bumps, but it's shaving bumps.

00:25:38.621 --> 00:25:40.206
- On your butt.
- Not on my butt.

00:25:40.289 --> 00:25:43.501
- I have shaving bumps from shaving, and...
- On your...

00:25:43.584 --> 00:25:47.714
And I saw a video
that people use diaper rash ointment

00:25:47.797 --> 00:25:50.883
to keep they skin clear
from gaining shaving bumps.

00:25:50.967 --> 00:25:53.428
- That's why I got such a smooth neck.
- You look great.

00:25:53.511 --> 00:25:56.431
I look great.
Look at that. She said I look great.

00:25:56.514 --> 00:25:57.807
Ask to see his butt.

00:25:58.891 --> 00:26:03.479
"Now insert the eighth 44-mm screw."

00:26:06.357 --> 00:26:10.486
I don't see it.
I don't see the eighth 44-mm screw.

00:26:10.570 --> 00:26:11.487
I don't see it.

00:26:11.571 --> 00:26:14.615
You're not even looking for real.
Look next to your shoe.

00:26:17.285 --> 00:26:20.079
- Okay.
- Why do you keep acting like you're dumb?

00:26:20.663 --> 00:26:22.749
Because I didn't see it,
I'm acting like I'm dumb?

00:26:22.832 --> 00:26:24.709
You acting like a dumb motherfudger.

00:26:24.792 --> 00:26:27.837
- Don't cuss in front of my child.
- I didn't. I called you a motherfudger.

00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:29.088
Why are you saying "fudge"?

00:26:29.172 --> 00:26:31.883
There's a baby.
I don't wanna curse in front of the baby.

00:26:31.966 --> 00:26:34.177
- Why not just choose another word?
- I did. Fudge.

00:26:35.052 --> 00:26:37.555
Man, you know, your daddy is a witch.

00:26:37.638 --> 00:26:40.725
Yeah, I said it. He's a dumb-ass witch.

00:26:42.310 --> 00:26:43.603
Goofy motherfudger.

00:26:48.399 --> 00:26:49.692
See? It's not...

00:26:51.360 --> 00:26:54.906
- Just reach under and flip the switch.
- I did. It's broken.

00:26:54.989 --> 00:26:56.532
You've always been so impatient.

00:26:56.616 --> 00:26:58.785
This ain't got nothing
to do with Patience.

00:26:58.868 --> 00:27:01.537
I'm telling you.
I'm trying to do it. I can't.

00:27:01.621 --> 00:27:03.247
I can't, morn.

00:27:03.956 --> 00:27:04.956
Shit.

00:27:05.958 --> 00:27:07.168
I can't do none of it.

00:27:08.920 --> 00:27:10.004
I can't do it.

00:27:11.339 --> 00:27:12.423
Not without Liz.

00:27:13.466 --> 00:27:16.677
You just have to do what's best for her.

00:27:16.761 --> 00:27:19.555
That's all you have to do
the rest of your life.

00:27:20.223 --> 00:27:22.016
And I believe you can do that.

00:27:32.819 --> 00:27:33.986
Right here.

00:27:34.779 --> 00:27:35.947
Show-off.

00:27:38.115 --> 00:27:40.117
I'll pray for you ten times a day.

00:27:40.201 --> 00:27:43.996
Listen, if it's nine, don't kill yourself.
Okay? I love you, morn.

00:27:44.789 --> 00:27:46.415
Say "bye, Nana."

00:27:47.416 --> 00:27:49.252
- Come, come, come.
- You got her?

00:27:49.794 --> 00:27:50.837
We have a deal.

00:27:52.338 --> 00:27:56.342
If it's in her best interest,
you're moving back, okay?

00:27:56.425 --> 00:27:57.426
No being selfish.

00:27:58.010 --> 00:27:59.010
Agreed.

00:28:05.560 --> 00:28:07.246
- Love you.
- Good luck, Matt.

00:28:07.270 --> 00:28:08.729
I love you, maddy.

00:28:08.813 --> 00:28:10.189
Grammy loves you.

00:28:10.273 --> 00:28:11.273
Bye.

00:28:20.366 --> 00:28:24.120
Oh, hey, hey, hey.

00:28:34.046 --> 00:28:35.381
Daddy in a sling.

00:28:35.464 --> 00:28:38.009
- How I look?
- You look great. Like a king.

00:28:38.092 --> 00:28:39.552
Don't say it just to be saying it.

00:28:39.635 --> 00:28:41.095
You look like a king.

00:28:41.178 --> 00:28:43.264
- You gotta buckle it.
- Push it down.

00:28:43.347 --> 00:28:45.224
- I'm pushing it.
- I'm pushing my side down.

00:28:45.308 --> 00:28:47.643
- So buckle it.
- No, it's still wobbly.

00:28:47.727 --> 00:28:51.647
Fellas. Okay, have you
even attached the third anchor latch?

00:28:52.899 --> 00:28:54.734
Oh, my god.

00:28:54.817 --> 00:28:56.861
Oh, no, no, no. Maddy.

00:28:56.944 --> 00:28:58.613
I'm sorry. Daddy's sorry.

00:28:58.696 --> 00:29:00.740
Booyah, come on.

00:29:02.074 --> 00:29:04.243
That's in there. That's sturdy.

00:29:04.327 --> 00:29:06.203
- Thank you.
- I was a nanny for four years.

00:29:06.287 --> 00:29:07.496
Wait, wait, wait.

00:29:07.580 --> 00:29:08.664
What?

00:29:08.748 --> 00:29:10.416
- She's awake.
- No, she ain't.

00:29:10.499 --> 00:29:12.293
Yes, she is. I just heard her.

00:29:12.376 --> 00:29:14.587
- I don't have a bottle, man.
- Oh, man.

00:29:14.670 --> 00:29:16.547
Here's the formula. All right?

00:29:19.175 --> 00:29:20.593
You just cut the top.

00:29:22.219 --> 00:29:23.930
You were so hungry.

00:29:24.013 --> 00:29:25.723
You were so hungry.

00:29:49.121 --> 00:29:52.166
Hiyo.

00:29:52.249 --> 00:29:54.752
Oh, where's mom?

00:29:54.835 --> 00:29:56.963
Mom's an astronaut training at NASA.

00:29:57.046 --> 00:29:58.589
Where's mom today?

00:29:58.673 --> 00:30:00.883
Mom is serving time in San Quentin.

00:30:00.967 --> 00:30:02.051
Where's her mom?

00:30:03.010 --> 00:30:06.597
Me, I can't wait till Monday comes,
so I can get away from my kids' screaming.

00:30:06.681 --> 00:30:10.226
Wow, I bet they're probably psyched
to get away from you too.

00:30:47.555 --> 00:30:49.306
We brought you some flowers.

00:30:52.268 --> 00:30:55.396
Oh, I thought I should tell you,
you got one of your wishes.

00:30:56.272 --> 00:30:58.065
I'm changing a lot of diapers.

00:30:59.316 --> 00:31:01.402
This little kid here poops a lot.

00:31:03.529 --> 00:31:06.323
Mm-hm. Mm.

00:31:09.368 --> 00:31:10.578
Cute baby, papi.

00:31:11.829 --> 00:31:13.914
- Hey, you mind if I...?
- Yeah, sure.

00:31:15.458 --> 00:31:16.876
- Thanks, man.
- All right.

00:31:18.669 --> 00:31:22.256
Maddy, we're about to pass the school that
your mom would've wanted you to go to.

00:31:23.299 --> 00:31:25.676
Which means that
that's where you're gonna go.

00:31:26.218 --> 00:31:27.595
They got nuns there.

00:31:27.678 --> 00:31:29.013
And you'll like nuns.

00:31:29.096 --> 00:31:32.391
Because nuns dress like penguins.
That's a fact.

00:31:32.475 --> 00:31:33.726
And they're celibate.

00:31:35.144 --> 00:31:37.480
I know. I know. I know.

00:31:37.563 --> 00:31:41.233
You fussing. You don't wanna be celibate,
but you're gonna be.

00:31:42.610 --> 00:31:43.610
Good talk.

00:31:58.292 --> 00:31:59.752
Come on, maddy.

00:31:59.835 --> 00:32:02.546
What, what, what?

00:32:02.630 --> 00:32:04.632
Roller coaster. Come on, maddy.

00:32:04.715 --> 00:32:06.092
Here it is.

00:32:06.175 --> 00:32:07.718
Going down this track.

00:32:08.344 --> 00:32:11.514
Going down. It's getting rocky and shocky.

00:32:19.730 --> 00:32:21.440
No, mom, listen to me.

00:32:21.524 --> 00:32:22.900
You don't understand.

00:32:22.983 --> 00:32:26.821
I'm serious.
It's just, like, she will not stop crying.

00:32:26.904 --> 00:32:27.738
She won't.

00:32:27.822 --> 00:32:31.992
Sometimes I sang you a little lullaby.
That would quiet you right down.

00:32:44.547 --> 00:32:46.048
Try to sing higher.

00:32:53.389 --> 00:32:54.389
It's not working.

00:32:56.892 --> 00:32:59.728
Oh, no, that...
No, that made it worse. Well...

00:32:59.812 --> 00:33:00.688
She's not a clapper.

00:33:00.771 --> 00:33:02.148
She just won't stop.

00:33:02.231 --> 00:33:03.524
Listen to your daddy.

00:33:03.607 --> 00:33:06.277
Your daddy said go to bed, maddy.

00:33:07.111 --> 00:33:09.530
Your father is tired.

00:33:09.613 --> 00:33:11.907
- That's not abuse. That's not abuse.
- Eh.

00:33:11.991 --> 00:33:12.908
That's borderline.

00:33:12.992 --> 00:33:16.579
My nipples are so cracked,
I'm scared to even look at them.

00:33:17.121 --> 00:33:21.000
Is it weird that breastfeeding
kind of turns me on a little bit?

00:33:21.083 --> 00:33:22.793
My husband wants sex.

00:33:23.377 --> 00:33:24.962
I just want him to die.

00:33:25.045 --> 00:33:26.046
Is that wrong?

00:33:26.630 --> 00:33:27.630
No.

00:33:30.176 --> 00:33:31.302
Excuse me.

00:33:31.385 --> 00:33:33.721
I'm sorry.
Aa is down the hall to the right.

00:33:33.804 --> 00:33:34.930
I'm not here for that.

00:33:35.014 --> 00:33:37.433
I'm not here for the aa meeting.
That's not why I'm here.

00:33:38.017 --> 00:33:42.897
She, uh, just went to sleep,
but she's been, like, crying for hours.

00:33:42.980 --> 00:33:46.108
I mean, hours.
To the point where I'm exhausted.

00:33:46.192 --> 00:33:48.110
And my face hurts,
and I'm getting frustrated.

00:33:48.194 --> 00:33:50.362
And I don't know
how to break the stroller down.

00:33:50.446 --> 00:33:52.531
I don't know how to fold it up.

00:33:52.615 --> 00:33:56.243
Okay, well, sorry,
but this is a group for new mothers.

00:33:56.327 --> 00:33:59.496
You're lying.
On that sign out there, it says "parents."

00:33:59.580 --> 00:34:01.832
I'm a parent
and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

00:34:01.916 --> 00:34:04.293
I don't have nobody else
to talk to about this shit.

00:34:04.376 --> 00:34:07.421
Speaking of shit, the girl's
got some stuff flying out her ass.

00:34:07.504 --> 00:34:08.589
It's like a firehose.

00:34:08.672 --> 00:34:11.217
I don't know if it's normal,
but it's two different kinds.

00:34:11.300 --> 00:34:14.428
She can either hit you with a streamer.
That's when it's all put together.

00:34:14.511 --> 00:34:17.806
And it's a little solid.
And it's a direct hit.

00:34:17.890 --> 00:34:19.350
Or she'll buckshot you.

00:34:19.433 --> 00:34:22.686
And that's that spray. It's a quick: Whop.

00:34:22.770 --> 00:34:24.188
I need help.

00:34:24.271 --> 00:34:27.149
I need the crying to stop.

00:34:27.733 --> 00:34:29.652
How do I make the crying stop?

00:34:31.362 --> 00:34:34.865
Okay, um, my oldest had colic
for the first couple of months.

00:34:34.949 --> 00:34:36.242
What's colic?

00:34:36.325 --> 00:34:38.535
It's when babies cry for hours on end

00:34:38.619 --> 00:34:41.372
without any reason,
till you feel like your eyes will pop out.

00:34:42.748 --> 00:34:44.083
I gave the baby colic.

00:34:44.166 --> 00:34:46.335
No, that's not how colic works.

00:34:46.418 --> 00:34:48.754
I'm not washing my hands
and I'm just touching the baby.

00:34:48.837 --> 00:34:50.506
That's how I gave the baby colic.

00:34:50.589 --> 00:34:52.341
You don't give a baby colic.

00:34:52.424 --> 00:34:54.385
It's more of a digestive thing.

00:34:55.886 --> 00:34:56.971
That's a relief.

00:34:57.054 --> 00:34:59.682
Thing that worked for me
was white noise, surprisingly.

00:34:59.765 --> 00:35:00.891
White noise?

00:35:00.975 --> 00:35:01.976
White noise.

00:35:27.042 --> 00:35:30.254
And then looking ahead,
I'm gonna turn it over to Matt.

00:35:30.337 --> 00:35:33.382
He'll show you
how this can work for your customers.

00:35:33.465 --> 00:35:35.092
All right, Matt, you're up.

00:35:39.430 --> 00:35:40.430
- Matt.
- Matt.

00:35:41.181 --> 00:35:42.474
I'm not sleep.

00:35:42.558 --> 00:35:44.685
Sleep. No, this guy never sleeps.

00:35:44.768 --> 00:35:46.145
He's deep in thought.

00:35:46.228 --> 00:35:49.231
Yeah, deep in... that's exactly what it is.

00:35:49.315 --> 00:35:50.733
Very deep in thought.

00:35:50.816 --> 00:35:52.609
Thank you. Thank you, Howard.

00:35:52.693 --> 00:35:56.238
And the reason why
is because I'm so excited.

00:35:56.322 --> 00:35:57.990
- Yeah.
- About this.

00:35:58.073 --> 00:36:02.578
With this upgrade, there's thousands,
and I mean thousands, of preset visuals,

00:36:02.661 --> 00:36:06.915
from flooring, to walls, to lighting,

00:36:06.999 --> 00:36:08.584
that really offers...

00:36:09.918 --> 00:36:10.918
You hear crying?

00:36:11.879 --> 00:36:14.173
Crying? I don't hear any crying.

00:36:14.256 --> 00:36:18.010
I have a deviated septum,
so my nose whistles. Maybe that's it?

00:36:18.093 --> 00:36:19.845
No, that's not what it is.

00:36:19.928 --> 00:36:22.222
I'm sorry. Excuse me for a second, please.

00:36:22.306 --> 00:36:25.142
- Whoa, hey. Where, uh...?
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:36:27.353 --> 00:36:29.855
Here we go. Here we go.

00:36:29.938 --> 00:36:32.149
- Huh? Huh?
- Vacuum, yeah.

00:36:33.692 --> 00:36:36.403
We're gonna vacuum. We're gonna vacuum.

00:36:36.487 --> 00:36:37.863
Hey, maddy.

00:36:37.946 --> 00:36:39.424
- This vacuum sucks.
- Hey. Whoa, whoa.

00:36:39.448 --> 00:36:42.785
What's going on?
What's going on now? What are you doing?

00:36:42.868 --> 00:36:45.245
- What's it look like?
- He's doing the vacuum thing.

00:36:45.329 --> 00:36:47.206
Here, let me take her.

00:36:47.289 --> 00:36:49.041
She likes the vacuum noise.

00:36:49.124 --> 00:36:50.417
Hey. Hi.

00:36:50.501 --> 00:36:51.794
Matt's got a baby.

00:36:51.877 --> 00:36:54.963
Hey, I apologize
for storming out like that.

00:36:55.047 --> 00:36:59.760
But she goes on these crying jags.
It's impossible to get her to calm down.

00:36:59.843 --> 00:37:02.137
Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie?

00:37:02.221 --> 00:37:04.556
- It used to help with my kids.
- Howard, no.

00:37:04.640 --> 00:37:06.141
- They loved it.
- Not sanitary.

00:37:06.225 --> 00:37:09.520
Maybe this will help, mate.
It's, um, a white noise app.

00:37:10.312 --> 00:37:12.106
- It helps me sleep.
- Thank you.

00:37:12.189 --> 00:37:15.776
My baby always calmed down
with skin-to-skin contact.

00:37:16.318 --> 00:37:17.318
She's 25 now.

00:37:19.279 --> 00:37:22.116
I want you to notice
the easy map-tree interface.

00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.744
It's giving our customers
what they want, which is simplicity.

00:37:25.828 --> 00:37:28.247
Right? Isn't that what you want, hmm?

00:37:28.330 --> 00:37:29.623
They want simplicity.

00:37:29.706 --> 00:37:30.958
I got a problem now.

00:37:31.041 --> 00:37:34.461
This is a place of business.
Right? It's not a place of babies.

00:37:34.545 --> 00:37:36.839
In here, I'm kind of...

00:37:36.922 --> 00:37:38.924
I'm the designated asshole.

00:37:39.007 --> 00:37:40.300
Who designated you?

00:37:41.135 --> 00:37:43.095
I'm just asking. Was it from birth?

00:37:43.178 --> 00:37:46.265
Hey, you don't think
there's an asshole above me?

00:37:46.348 --> 00:37:49.184
And above that asshole, another asshole.

00:37:49.268 --> 00:37:51.603
- An asshole chain.
- It's an asshole chain.

00:37:51.687 --> 00:37:53.327
Exactly what it is.

00:37:54.022 --> 00:37:55.190
Yeah?

00:37:55.274 --> 00:37:58.485
Just wanted to say,
great presentation, Matt.

00:37:58.569 --> 00:37:59.695
Definitely memorable.

00:38:00.529 --> 00:38:01.697
We'll be talking this week.

00:38:01.780 --> 00:38:05.534
Thank you for that. It means a lot,
especially since I'm about to get fired.

00:38:05.617 --> 00:38:08.662
No. We'll be in touch. Thank you, Fiona.

00:38:10.581 --> 00:38:11.581
See you.

00:38:12.082 --> 00:38:13.082
Go on. Finish.

00:38:13.125 --> 00:38:16.044
Hey, you're not that lucky.
I'm not firing you.

00:38:16.128 --> 00:38:17.921
I just happen to be worried about you.

00:38:18.005 --> 00:38:19.882
When's the last time you had a break?

00:38:19.965 --> 00:38:22.301
There's a new thing called babysitters.

00:38:22.384 --> 00:38:24.261
Oh, hi, maddy.

00:38:24.344 --> 00:38:26.472
My name is summer.

00:38:26.555 --> 00:38:28.265
I'm going to pick you up now.

00:38:29.016 --> 00:38:31.643
She doesn't speak English yet.
She's just a baby.

00:38:31.727 --> 00:38:34.480
Oh. I believe you have
to treat the infant with respect.

00:38:35.063 --> 00:38:36.064
Right, maddy?

00:38:36.899 --> 00:38:37.941
We've got this.

00:38:47.576 --> 00:38:49.286
Yeah, yeah.

00:38:49.369 --> 00:38:50.369
That's it.

00:38:53.832 --> 00:38:55.626
All daddies
deserve some time off.

00:38:55.709 --> 00:38:58.587
Have some fun.
You got a babysitter. Have a good time.

00:38:58.670 --> 00:39:01.089
You need this, bro.
You a single parent now.

00:39:01.173 --> 00:39:03.842
Which is crazy to me to say this.
Matt is a dad.

00:39:03.926 --> 00:39:06.345
To say that out loud still sound...
Matt is a dad.

00:39:06.428 --> 00:39:08.764
- That is crazy. So insane.
- That's crazy.

00:39:08.847 --> 00:39:10.098
- Hey.
- What are you doing?

00:39:10.182 --> 00:39:13.060
- I ain't doing nothing. I'm listening.
- Are you serious right now?

00:39:15.145 --> 00:39:17.105
- What?
- What do you mean? What was that?

00:39:17.189 --> 00:39:19.650
You don't see the diversity
just walked past? Huh?

00:39:19.733 --> 00:39:21.109
All the flavors. For all of us.

00:39:21.193 --> 00:39:23.862
Okay, I gotta get going, man.
I'm going home.

00:39:24.488 --> 00:39:25.322
Matt.

00:39:25.405 --> 00:39:27.449
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Matt, Matt.

00:39:27.533 --> 00:39:29.076
- Hey, Matt.
- What, man?

00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:32.037
- What's up? Where you going?
- What do you mean? Home.

00:39:32.120 --> 00:39:34.414
- Why you leaving?
- I'm not having a good time.

00:39:34.498 --> 00:39:37.125
You're not having fun?
We got girls, we're taking shots...

00:39:37.209 --> 00:39:41.171
I don't care about no girls.
You think I care about girls right now?

00:39:41.255 --> 00:39:42.923
I brought you out to have a good time.

00:39:43.006 --> 00:39:46.510
I don't want your version
of a good time, Jordan.

00:39:46.593 --> 00:39:47.636
I don't want it.

00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:49.721
I get it, you haven't been out since Liz...

00:39:49.805 --> 00:39:51.348
Shut the... hey, man.

00:39:52.891 --> 00:39:53.891
Don't.

00:39:55.394 --> 00:39:57.396
Don't do that. Don't bring Liz up.

00:39:58.313 --> 00:39:59.313
Don't do that.

00:40:03.235 --> 00:40:04.235
Idiot.

00:40:05.112 --> 00:40:06.905
- Say bye.
- Bye.

00:40:06.989 --> 00:40:08.198
Good bye.

00:40:08.740 --> 00:40:11.660
We're never gonna see her again, are we?

00:40:11.743 --> 00:40:14.913
All we need is us.
We don't need no one else.

00:40:35.726 --> 00:40:38.312
Here come Javier.
That's daddy new best friend.

00:40:38.395 --> 00:40:41.898
He brings us our formula, our diapers.
He gives us everything we need.

00:40:41.982 --> 00:40:44.484
We don't have
to talk to people ever again.

00:40:44.568 --> 00:40:47.487
If anybody else ring this bell, they die.
Hear me?

00:40:47.571 --> 00:40:50.490
I say, if anybody ring daddy bell,
they gonna die.

00:40:56.330 --> 00:40:58.290
I said, no ringing.

00:40:58.373 --> 00:41:00.626
I said, no ringing the damn bell.

00:41:00.709 --> 00:41:03.170
I'MMA kill somebody.

00:41:06.465 --> 00:41:07.465
Good morning.

00:41:08.008 --> 00:41:08.842
- Hi.
- Hey.

00:41:08.925 --> 00:41:11.261
- Where's my grandbaby?
- What are you...?

00:41:11.345 --> 00:41:12.429
Is she dressed?

00:41:12.512 --> 00:41:15.766
- What are you doing here, Marion?
- It's maddy's pediatrician visit.

00:41:15.849 --> 00:41:18.185
Oh, shit, is it Thursday already?

00:41:19.853 --> 00:41:22.856
You didn't forget
the pediatrician's visit, did you?

00:41:22.939 --> 00:41:24.316
Didn't forget anything.

00:41:24.399 --> 00:41:27.903
You just caught me. We was about to leave.
She just got out of the tub.

00:41:27.986 --> 00:41:29.404
You left her in the tub?

00:41:29.988 --> 00:41:32.366
Good. Yeah.

00:41:33.158 --> 00:41:34.660
How's she been eating?

00:41:37.162 --> 00:41:39.998
I mean, okay, I guess, you know?
She, um...

00:41:41.667 --> 00:41:43.377
For the most part, it's fine.

00:41:43.460 --> 00:41:47.798
Once in a while, if she sleeping,
I let her go a extra hour or something.

00:41:47.881 --> 00:41:50.050
How about you? How are you doing?

00:41:51.176 --> 00:41:52.761
It's not really about me.

00:41:52.844 --> 00:41:54.513
How is maddy?

00:41:54.596 --> 00:41:55.596
Is she okay?

00:41:56.264 --> 00:41:58.183
Look, I know I ain't perfect.

00:41:58.266 --> 00:41:59.559
I know that. Urn...

00:42:00.268 --> 00:42:01.895
I'm actually nothing.

00:42:02.729 --> 00:42:03.897
I'm a joke, okay?

00:42:03.980 --> 00:42:06.692
Matt, you're not a joke.
Maddy is doing great.

00:42:06.775 --> 00:42:09.486
She's moved up
to the 60th percentile in weight

00:42:09.569 --> 00:42:11.071
and 70th in height.

00:42:11.154 --> 00:42:13.490
You can start feeding her
when she's hungry.

00:42:14.116 --> 00:42:18.704
I hope you don't mind me saying this,
but your wife would be very proud of you.

00:42:35.762 --> 00:42:37.139
It's okay, Marion.

00:42:38.682 --> 00:42:39.682
It's all right.

00:42:43.270 --> 00:42:45.105
- You hungry? Wanna go get lunch?
- Uh...

00:42:45.188 --> 00:42:48.817
No, no.
Actually, I gotta get back to the airport.

00:42:48.900 --> 00:42:50.694
- Already?
- Yeah, yeah.

00:42:51.611 --> 00:42:54.030
I told Mike that
I was spending the day at the spa.

00:42:54.614 --> 00:42:55.614
You told...?

00:42:57.784 --> 00:42:59.578
Want me to take you?
I can give you a ride.

00:42:59.661 --> 00:43:01.371
No, she needs to get to her little nap.

00:43:01.455 --> 00:43:03.749
You want a little nap? Oh, god.

00:43:03.832 --> 00:43:08.503
Matthew, today was a good day for you,
as a parent.

00:43:09.087 --> 00:43:12.215
You keep all these little victories
like you had today

00:43:12.299 --> 00:43:14.468
in a little box inside you.

00:43:15.260 --> 00:43:17.637
They'll be your most prized possessions.

00:43:18.472 --> 00:43:21.183
And don't let me have
to come back up here,

00:43:21.266 --> 00:43:24.102
before father Mayfield

00:43:24.186 --> 00:43:26.438
is going to christen her in Minnesota.

00:43:26.521 --> 00:43:28.899
St. augustine's, three weeks.
See you there.

00:43:28.982 --> 00:43:31.693
- Wait, what do you...?
- Minnesota, three weeks. See you.

00:43:31.777 --> 00:43:33.737
- Minnesota?
- Grammy loves you, maddy.

00:43:33.820 --> 00:43:36.907
Nobody said nothing to me about Minnesota.

00:43:39.576 --> 00:43:41.495
Who finished their whole bottle?

00:43:41.578 --> 00:43:44.831
You did. Yes, you did. You were hungry.

00:43:44.915 --> 00:43:47.209
Huh? "I'm hungry, daddy."

00:43:48.001 --> 00:43:49.336
It's her first flight.

00:43:49.419 --> 00:43:51.046
I never would've guessed.

00:43:51.922 --> 00:43:53.089
- She's a cutie.
- Yeah.

00:43:53.173 --> 00:43:54.716
Oh, shit.

00:43:55.509 --> 00:43:57.385
Oh, shit.

00:43:57.469 --> 00:43:58.804
I'm so sorry.

00:44:01.640 --> 00:44:02.640
Hey.

00:44:05.018 --> 00:44:08.772
- What a bundle of joy.
- Oh, my sweetheart.

00:44:09.356 --> 00:44:12.067
Good? Good? Come on, now.

00:44:17.155 --> 00:44:20.283
Anna, come on,
let's get something cold to drink.

00:44:44.516 --> 00:44:47.727
Remember when I caught you guys
messing around in here?

00:44:47.811 --> 00:44:49.145
Oh, my goodness.

00:44:49.229 --> 00:44:50.355
Yes, I do.

00:44:51.147 --> 00:44:53.483
You chased me with Mike's hockey stick.

00:44:53.567 --> 00:44:57.904
You kept yelling out,
"not in this house. Not in this house."

00:44:57.988 --> 00:45:00.782
You thought
you were gonna get lucky that night.

00:45:00.866 --> 00:45:03.034
You got damn lucky, didn't you?

00:45:03.702 --> 00:45:07.247
It's amazing what you can do when
you're scared. I've never been that fast.

00:45:07.330 --> 00:45:08.832
The room looks different.

00:45:10.250 --> 00:45:12.919
I brought a lot of things down
from the attic.

00:45:13.003 --> 00:45:14.087
From her childhood.

00:45:14.796 --> 00:45:16.089
I like it.

00:45:16.172 --> 00:45:17.507
I like it a lot.

00:45:18.383 --> 00:45:20.719
At first, I spent whole days in here.

00:45:22.053 --> 00:45:23.805
Whole days.

00:45:23.889 --> 00:45:25.599
Just lying on the bed.

00:45:26.349 --> 00:45:28.226
Smelling the pillows.

00:45:28.310 --> 00:45:29.644
Crying.

00:45:29.728 --> 00:45:30.854
Pissed.

00:45:30.937 --> 00:45:35.275
I'm down to one hour each day.
That's all I allow myself now.

00:45:37.319 --> 00:45:42.240
I'd like for you to let maddy come
and stay with us sometimes.

00:45:43.074 --> 00:45:44.284
When she's bigger.

00:45:44.993 --> 00:45:46.703
She could spend summers here.

00:45:46.786 --> 00:45:47.662
Summers?

00:45:47.746 --> 00:45:50.624
Matt, she needs family.

00:45:53.209 --> 00:45:55.128
She'll need a woman in her life.

00:45:57.047 --> 00:46:00.467
And I don't mean
some woman you met in the club.

00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:01.718
Or on tinders.

00:46:01.801 --> 00:46:03.887
"Tinders"?

00:46:07.682 --> 00:46:09.267
I'm not on tinder.

00:46:09.351 --> 00:46:12.312
And what do you...?
How do you know about tinder?

00:46:12.395 --> 00:46:14.356
Where are you getting this stuff?

00:46:18.193 --> 00:46:19.486
Hey, I'm...

00:46:22.405 --> 00:46:25.367
You think maybe
you can watch maddy for me tonight?

00:46:25.450 --> 00:46:27.118
Yeah. Yes.

00:46:27.202 --> 00:46:30.664
Just wanna go meet up
with some friends, go have a drink.

00:46:30.747 --> 00:46:32.332
- Yeah, you do that.
- All right.

00:46:32.415 --> 00:46:33.500
- Yeah.
- Okay.

00:46:56.147 --> 00:46:57.232
Thank you.

00:47:00.735 --> 00:47:01.735
Mom.

00:47:02.904 --> 00:47:04.155
Did dad like having a baby?

00:47:05.073 --> 00:47:09.577
Oh, he loved babies. That's why he had
so many with so many different women.

00:47:11.329 --> 00:47:12.831
Yeah, but he married you.

00:47:13.415 --> 00:47:15.208
Yes, lucky me.

00:47:15.291 --> 00:47:17.669
I was lucky, because I had you.

00:47:19.671 --> 00:47:22.882
I hope I can be half as good a mom
as you were with me.

00:47:24.884 --> 00:47:26.011
You're a good morn.

00:47:47.782 --> 00:47:48.782
Come in.

00:48:21.357 --> 00:48:23.359
Wake up, daddy. It's a school day.

00:48:23.443 --> 00:48:24.611
- Wake up.
- I'm up.

00:48:24.694 --> 00:48:26.237
You gotta treat it like...

00:48:26.905 --> 00:48:29.491
Like you're sneaking up on it.
And grab it.

00:48:29.574 --> 00:48:30.574
Over.

00:48:33.495 --> 00:48:34.495
Over.

00:48:35.497 --> 00:48:36.497
Okay.

00:48:37.540 --> 00:48:39.626
Okay, that's one. Just let me...

00:48:39.709 --> 00:48:42.712
What is this?

00:48:44.547 --> 00:48:47.717
I think it's a new... a new... a new look.

00:48:47.801 --> 00:48:51.137
I think it's a new hairstyle
that can catch on if given a chance.

00:48:51.930 --> 00:48:52.930
Just stay still.

00:48:53.431 --> 00:48:55.016
We gotta go top. Let me...

00:48:57.102 --> 00:48:58.102
Hold on.

00:48:58.561 --> 00:48:59.561
Okay?

00:49:09.405 --> 00:49:11.199
All the girls are wearing skirts.

00:49:11.282 --> 00:49:14.786
But skirts make me feel
like I forgot my pants.

00:49:14.869 --> 00:49:16.871
But she said it's a rule.

00:49:16.955 --> 00:49:17.955
Rules?

00:49:18.498 --> 00:49:20.250
We don't need no stinking rules.

00:49:20.875 --> 00:49:23.294
- [9iggles}
- Do you like going to school here?

00:49:23.378 --> 00:49:25.964
Mommy wanted me to be here. I like it.

00:49:27.090 --> 00:49:28.758
That's all I needed to hear.

00:49:28.842 --> 00:49:30.260
All right, go ahead.

00:49:30.343 --> 00:49:31.928
- Love you.
- Love you too.

00:49:32.011 --> 00:49:34.514
Two kisses. Forehead, forehead. I got you.

00:49:34.597 --> 00:49:35.682
- Bye, daddy.
- Bye.

00:49:39.310 --> 00:49:41.229
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

00:49:41.312 --> 00:49:44.023
Mr. Logelin,
we need to discuss the dress code.

00:49:44.107 --> 00:49:45.650
You have a good day, okay?

00:49:45.733 --> 00:49:47.277
There's a dress code here.

00:49:51.573 --> 00:49:54.159
Maddy, it's on you.
You wanna check or bet?

00:49:54.242 --> 00:49:55.243
Allin.

00:49:55.326 --> 00:49:58.246
- All in again.
- All in again?

00:49:58.329 --> 00:50:01.332
- I'm gonna go ahead and fold.
- Fold like a chump.

00:50:01.416 --> 00:50:03.126
- She looks serious.
- Yeah.

00:50:03.209 --> 00:50:05.461
- I don't know if she's bluffing or not.
- Seriously.

00:50:05.545 --> 00:50:06.796
Let me see your face.

00:50:08.298 --> 00:50:10.758
That's a poker face right there.
That's a poker face.

00:50:10.842 --> 00:50:12.510
How can you break that down? You can't.

00:50:12.594 --> 00:50:14.596
I don't know what
you got going on in that head.

00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:17.932
I can see into the mind of maddy.

00:50:18.016 --> 00:50:19.016
Hold on.

00:50:23.771 --> 00:50:26.065
I got nothing, guys. I'm out. I fold.

00:50:26.649 --> 00:50:27.775
I'm going all in.

00:50:27.859 --> 00:50:28.943
You kidding me?

00:50:29.027 --> 00:50:31.196
Look at this. Bam, queens.

00:50:31.279 --> 00:50:32.780
- What do you have?
- What do you got?

00:50:33.865 --> 00:50:34.699
- Aces.
- What?

00:50:34.782 --> 00:50:36.868
What? No.

00:50:36.951 --> 00:50:38.328
Pocket rockets.

00:50:38.411 --> 00:50:39.537
- Pocket aces.
- Okay.

00:50:39.621 --> 00:50:42.624
- That was a good hand. It's all yours.
- She's got rockets.

00:50:42.707 --> 00:50:43.541
- Scoop it.
- What?

00:50:43.625 --> 00:50:45.335
- It's yours.
- That's all you.

00:50:45.418 --> 00:50:46.294
This is all mine.

00:50:46.377 --> 00:50:48.880
- Go ahead. Take it.
- You're not gonna eat all of that today.

00:50:48.963 --> 00:50:49.964
Ship it.

00:50:50.048 --> 00:50:51.132
There you go.

00:50:56.054 --> 00:50:58.681
Did you eat your veggies?
What is that, cake?

00:51:08.066 --> 00:51:11.194
They're having so much fun.
Makes you wish you had a kid to bring.

00:51:11.277 --> 00:51:14.072
Oh, I do. Crazy one's mine. That's maddy.

00:51:14.155 --> 00:51:16.366
Hi, daddy!

00:51:16.449 --> 00:51:17.909
- Hey.
- Cannonball!

00:51:20.787 --> 00:51:21.955
Are you Matt?

00:51:22.747 --> 00:51:23.747
I am Matt.

00:51:25.083 --> 00:51:29.087
I think I know why
Oscar and Rose insisted I come today.

00:51:29.170 --> 00:51:30.296
I think we're being set up.

00:51:30.380 --> 00:51:33.216
- Oh, wow.
- I told them to stop trying.

00:51:34.509 --> 00:51:36.427
Funny thing is,
I said the same thing to them.

00:51:36.511 --> 00:51:37.887
- Yeah?
- We should mess with them.

00:51:37.971 --> 00:51:40.139
Throw your drink in my face.
Make it look real bad.

00:51:40.223 --> 00:51:43.101
Or we could break up with them as friends.

00:51:43.184 --> 00:51:45.853
You know what?
I've been looking for new white people.

00:51:45.937 --> 00:51:48.982
I have. I really have.

00:51:49.065 --> 00:51:51.067
There's plenty here, so...

00:51:51.609 --> 00:51:53.736
- What do you do?
- Uh, I'm an animator.

00:51:53.820 --> 00:51:56.489
An animator?
That's cool. That's different.

00:51:56.572 --> 00:52:00.410
I, uh, work with this guy.
I work with Oscar.

00:52:01.744 --> 00:52:03.037
- That's my name.
- Hey.

00:52:03.121 --> 00:52:06.332
Don't wear it out. I'm kidding.
You can say it as much as you want.

00:52:06.874 --> 00:52:10.795
So you two meeting
at Oliver's birthday party.

00:52:12.338 --> 00:52:13.756
- Pretty great.
- What are the odds?

00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:15.591
What are the odds, you know?

00:52:15.675 --> 00:52:18.261
I mean, you know,
you're great, and you're great.

00:52:18.803 --> 00:52:19.846
And it's just, uh...

00:52:21.139 --> 00:52:23.516
- It's not a setup, though.
- Got it.

00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:25.351
- Very smooth, by the way.
- Yeah.

00:52:26.394 --> 00:52:27.312
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

00:52:27.395 --> 00:52:28.395
Great.

00:52:29.564 --> 00:52:30.690
Thank you.

00:52:30.773 --> 00:52:31.774
Hi, Rose.

00:52:31.858 --> 00:52:33.067
Hi, Rose.

00:52:33.151 --> 00:52:34.152
Unreal.

00:52:34.736 --> 00:52:36.070
My name's Liz.

00:52:37.488 --> 00:52:39.073
Stop playing.

00:52:39.157 --> 00:52:41.993
Um, I'm not playing. My name is...

00:52:42.076 --> 00:52:44.454
Well, Lizzie is what my friends call me.

00:52:48.041 --> 00:52:50.793
You're an animator.
What have you animated?

00:52:50.877 --> 00:52:53.046
I work on a show called lucky Jim.

00:52:53.129 --> 00:52:54.964
Lucky Jim, I know what that is.

00:52:55.048 --> 00:52:56.632
Maddy loves that show.

00:52:57.592 --> 00:52:59.302
You let her watch lucky Jim?

00:53:00.303 --> 00:53:01.554
Yeah, it's a cartoon.

00:53:02.263 --> 00:53:04.015
Have you ever watched it?

00:53:04.098 --> 00:53:05.933
It's called lucky Jim
because he gets lucky.

00:53:07.727 --> 00:53:09.520
- You talking about sex?
- Ah-hah.

00:53:11.105 --> 00:53:12.440
I thought he was a leprechaun.

00:53:12.523 --> 00:53:14.359
Yeah, he's a leprechaun.

00:53:14.442 --> 00:53:18.780
A really lucky, really horny leprechaun.

00:53:20.615 --> 00:53:23.284
Is there a warning on it
that kids shouldn't watch it?

00:53:23.368 --> 00:53:24.952
There's definitely a warning.

00:53:28.956 --> 00:53:30.958
You know where the pot of gold is?

00:53:31.042 --> 00:53:33.437
The pot of gold is right over there.

00:53:33.461 --> 00:53:35.630
And now
that rainbow's up and disappeared.

00:53:35.713 --> 00:53:37.507
I think you're full of horse blarney.

00:53:37.590 --> 00:53:41.219
I'd like to show you what I'm full of,
me Lassie, if you've no objection.

00:53:41.928 --> 00:53:45.848
I've no objection
to plucking the clover out of you.

00:53:45.932 --> 00:53:46.933
I'm seeing stars.

00:53:47.016 --> 00:53:49.894
You will be seeing
more than stars in a moment.

00:53:49.977 --> 00:53:50.977
That's it.

00:53:52.397 --> 00:53:54.565
- Oh, that's off.
- Daddy, they were about to wrestle.

00:53:54.649 --> 00:53:59.153
I know that. And that's a little
too violent for you to watch, honey.

00:53:59.862 --> 00:54:01.614
- Wait, did you call her?
- Zip it.

00:54:01.697 --> 00:54:04.450
- What you mean?
- Zip it. Don't be a bonehead.

00:54:04.534 --> 00:54:06.577
- Why I gotta be a bonehead?
- Don't be a bonehead.

00:54:06.661 --> 00:54:08.955
- Maddy can handle it.
- What'd I just ask you to do?

00:54:09.038 --> 00:54:10.039
Handle what?

00:54:10.123 --> 00:54:12.959
- Jordan, what I say?
- Look, I got this.

00:54:13.042 --> 00:54:15.128
- Jordan...
- That's what friends are for. I got you.

00:54:15.211 --> 00:54:19.173
Sometimes two adults meet each other.
Right? And they fall in love.

00:54:19.257 --> 00:54:21.175
And they both are nearsighted.

00:54:21.843 --> 00:54:24.804
Have that in common
and all these beautiful things.

00:54:24.887 --> 00:54:27.098
And they take long walks
in the park together.

00:54:27.181 --> 00:54:28.975
You find that special someone.

00:54:29.976 --> 00:54:34.063
But then they get real petty one day,
and kick you in your back.

00:54:34.647 --> 00:54:36.190
Because you snoring while you sleep.

00:54:36.274 --> 00:54:37.954
- What?
- Now you're sleeping on the floor.

00:54:38.025 --> 00:54:39.318
- You're all messed up.
- What?

00:54:39.402 --> 00:54:42.029
- Carpet burns on your arms.
- That's enough.

00:54:42.113 --> 00:54:43.656
- It's not enough.
- It is enough.

00:54:43.739 --> 00:54:46.117
You don't know
if you're gonna find that special someone.

00:54:46.200 --> 00:54:48.161
You're not talking about nobody
but yourself.

00:54:48.244 --> 00:54:50.455
- You know he's talking about himself?
- I know.

00:54:50.538 --> 00:54:54.333
But if they liked each other,
and then they didn't like each other,

00:54:54.417 --> 00:54:56.711
couldn't they like each other again?

00:54:56.794 --> 00:54:58.546
And wouldn't that be fun?

00:54:59.755 --> 00:55:01.424
- Yeah, maddy.
- Whoa.

00:55:02.008 --> 00:55:04.594
Give me a high five or something.
A hug. Come here.

00:55:04.677 --> 00:55:06.512
- I mean...
- You are brilliant. You a genius.

00:55:06.596 --> 00:55:08.723
Gotta be to make sense
of all that stuff you said.

00:55:08.806 --> 00:55:09.974
Don't be a hater.

00:55:10.057 --> 00:55:13.853
You are so smart. You definitely
don't get that from your daddy.

00:55:15.980 --> 00:55:17.607
How come you wear boys' pants?

00:55:17.690 --> 00:55:19.650
Okay, stay together. No running.

00:55:19.734 --> 00:55:22.778
Hey, maddy. Are you a boy? Are you a girl?

00:55:22.862 --> 00:55:24.655
Zip it, bonehead.

00:55:24.739 --> 00:55:25.739
Madeline.

00:55:26.949 --> 00:55:28.284
I don't understand this.

00:55:28.367 --> 00:55:31.829
The kid was teasing her.
You should talk to that kid's parents.

00:55:31.913 --> 00:55:32.747
I have.

00:55:32.830 --> 00:55:36.876
But he was teasing her because
she was the only girl wearing pants.

00:55:37.418 --> 00:55:40.796
What if a boy wanted
to come to school dressed in a skirt?

00:55:41.964 --> 00:55:44.675
Then that's that boy's business.
It's the 21st century.

00:55:44.759 --> 00:55:49.305
Mr. Logelin, Madeline is in kindergarten.
She doesn't have a mother to model after.

00:55:49.388 --> 00:55:53.809
I am well aware
of what my daughter doesn't have.

00:55:55.186 --> 00:55:59.190
You have to at least show her
that wearing girls' clothing is an option.

00:56:00.107 --> 00:56:04.737
I just don't understand why nuns are
so tough. Why are you guys so tough?

00:56:04.820 --> 00:56:09.575
Like, what is it that happens in nun camp
that makes you guys this strict?

00:56:11.953 --> 00:56:15.373
I won't say anything else. I don't wanna
get struck down by lightning.

00:56:15.456 --> 00:56:16.958
Okay, here you go, maddy.

00:56:17.041 --> 00:56:19.585
- What about these here?
- No.

00:56:20.545 --> 00:56:21.963
I want these.

00:56:22.046 --> 00:56:23.631
- You want those?
- Yeah.

00:56:27.134 --> 00:56:29.345
Okay, if that's what you want.

00:56:30.304 --> 00:56:31.305
Are you going out?

00:56:31.389 --> 00:56:33.724
Yes. Rose is coming over.

00:56:33.808 --> 00:56:36.269
And daddy's gonna go out.

00:56:37.395 --> 00:56:39.355
With Oscar.

00:56:39.438 --> 00:56:40.773
No, not with Oscar.

00:56:41.315 --> 00:56:42.942
With Jordan?

00:56:43.025 --> 00:56:45.069
No, not with Jordan.

00:56:45.152 --> 00:56:46.195
A lady?

00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:50.408
Yes, it's a lady. Does that bother you?

00:56:50.491 --> 00:56:52.618
- Does it bother you?
- I asked you first.

00:56:52.702 --> 00:56:55.496
Is it sister Kathleen from school?

00:56:55.580 --> 00:56:58.624
No, it is not sister Kathleen from school.

00:56:58.708 --> 00:57:00.418
Then that's okay. Who is it?

00:57:00.501 --> 00:57:02.295
It's a lady friend
from the birthday party.

00:57:07.425 --> 00:57:08.425
You know what?

00:57:09.093 --> 00:57:10.636
I got a surprise for you.

00:57:11.470 --> 00:57:14.890
I was gonna wait till you got older.
This was mommy's jewelry box.

00:57:14.974 --> 00:57:15.974
What I want you to do,

00:57:16.017 --> 00:57:18.936
I want you to pick something out of here
that can be just for you.

00:57:19.020 --> 00:57:20.313
Anything?

00:57:20.396 --> 00:57:22.148
Anything you want.

00:57:23.190 --> 00:57:24.190
Hmm.

00:57:25.276 --> 00:57:26.360
This one.

00:57:29.822 --> 00:57:30.822
Wow.

00:57:31.907 --> 00:57:32.908
I like this one.

00:57:40.875 --> 00:57:42.376
Such a good choice.

00:57:44.837 --> 00:57:46.505
Such a good choice.

00:57:49.091 --> 00:57:50.343
Let me put it on you.

00:57:55.973 --> 00:57:57.892
Is she in this? Mommy?

00:57:59.060 --> 00:58:02.271
Yeah, she's in there,
she's in you, she's in me.

00:58:02.855 --> 00:58:03.855
She's in...

00:58:05.733 --> 00:58:07.443
She's in whoever she touched.

00:58:09.987 --> 00:58:11.489
What did she say to that?

00:58:11.572 --> 00:58:15.576
Oh, she said,
her mom is in her because of DNA.

00:58:15.660 --> 00:58:18.037
- What?
- Yeah, I swear to god.

00:58:18.120 --> 00:58:19.747
Is she some kind of genius?

00:58:19.830 --> 00:58:23.084
You know what it is?
Maddy just asks a lot of questions.

00:58:23.167 --> 00:58:26.337
I took her to this mummy show.
They were talking about DNA.

00:58:26.420 --> 00:58:29.590
So I tried to explain to her what DNA was.

00:58:29.674 --> 00:58:32.301
And in doing that, she just...

00:58:32.885 --> 00:58:33.885
What?

00:58:35.346 --> 00:58:37.556
I'm surprised you're still single.

00:58:37.640 --> 00:58:39.725
All those hot single moms
at the kiddie park.

00:58:39.809 --> 00:58:41.268
Stop it. Stop.

00:58:41.352 --> 00:58:44.063
There's nothing hot about single parents.

00:58:44.146 --> 00:58:48.275
We are ovennorked,
sleep-deprived, covered in baby vomit.

00:58:48.359 --> 00:58:49.777
- That's hot.
- That's hot.

00:58:49.860 --> 00:58:51.696
- It's hot.
- All of that stuff is hot.

00:58:51.779 --> 00:58:53.447
You're funny. You're very funny.

00:58:53.531 --> 00:58:56.742
You've just been through a lot.
You and maddy.

00:58:56.826 --> 00:58:58.452
We have been through a lot.

00:58:59.120 --> 00:59:01.372
But we're okay, you know? We, uh...

00:59:04.250 --> 00:59:07.002
We're on our own, but we're fine.

00:59:07.086 --> 00:59:08.754
I get that, you know.

00:59:09.296 --> 00:59:12.174
I'm on my own and I'm fine too.
I like where I'm at.

00:59:12.258 --> 00:59:13.843
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

00:59:14.427 --> 00:59:18.097
So you, um, must have had
a good example of how to be a dad.

00:59:18.180 --> 00:59:20.516
No. No, I did not.

00:59:21.100 --> 00:59:23.227
I had the complete opposite of that.

00:59:23.894 --> 00:59:26.355
I know what not to do because of my dad.

00:59:30.276 --> 00:59:31.986
I'm gonna kiss you now, okay?

00:59:33.237 --> 00:59:34.237
Okay.

00:59:35.156 --> 00:59:36.407
I think I'm prepared.

00:59:37.658 --> 00:59:40.661
Oh, do you prefer
my false teeth in or out?

00:59:40.745 --> 00:59:43.289
Leave them in, just in case I mess up.

00:59:43.372 --> 00:59:45.291
- So I got something to blame it on.
- True.

00:59:56.635 --> 01:00:00.973
Does it bother you that my name is Lizzie?

01:00:04.977 --> 01:00:07.188
But you can change it if you want to.

01:00:07.730 --> 01:00:08.564
Okay.

01:00:08.647 --> 01:00:12.777
You know, if you wanna call me
anything like your highness...

01:00:13.319 --> 01:00:16.030
Or, like,
my mom was gonna name me majesty.

01:00:16.113 --> 01:00:18.407
Anything along those lines is great.

01:00:18.491 --> 01:00:20.701
- Okay, noted.
- Mm-hm.

01:00:20.785 --> 01:00:21.869
What about Hank?

01:00:24.413 --> 01:00:26.832
What about Hank?

01:00:26.916 --> 01:00:27.792
Why?

01:00:27.875 --> 01:00:29.335
You said, anything I wanted.

01:00:29.418 --> 01:00:30.503
- Okay.
- Okay?

01:00:30.586 --> 01:00:33.088
- We'll test it out.
- Let's test it out now.

01:00:33.172 --> 01:00:35.174
Is that a deal? Okay, we'll test it out.

01:00:35.257 --> 01:00:37.676
Go. Go get in the house safe, Hank.

01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:38.761
Oh, my god.

01:00:40.179 --> 01:00:42.515
- Thanks for a good time, Hank.
- Hank.

01:00:43.891 --> 01:00:45.952
- Good night.
- No, all right, stop it.

01:00:45.976 --> 01:00:48.062
That's enough. Thank you.

01:00:48.145 --> 01:00:49.146
Good night.

01:00:57.363 --> 01:00:58.364
Wow.

01:00:59.240 --> 01:01:00.783
Wow, wow, wow.

01:01:03.536 --> 01:01:04.745
Hey.

01:01:04.829 --> 01:01:07.081
- You're late.
- What do you mean, I'm late?

01:01:07.164 --> 01:01:09.333
You told Rose you'd be home at 11.

01:01:09.416 --> 01:01:10.417
Well, guess what.

01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:13.629
It is 11:13 right now.

01:01:13.712 --> 01:01:15.089
Yeah, late.

01:01:15.172 --> 01:01:18.008
All right. That is not that late.
Hey, Rose.

01:01:18.092 --> 01:01:20.761
- Hey. I swear I put her to bed.
- Did you?

01:01:20.845 --> 01:01:23.848
What are you gonna do? Huh?
Ground me because I'm late? Huh?

01:01:23.931 --> 01:01:27.810
Is that what you gonna do?
You ground your dad because he's late?

01:01:27.893 --> 01:01:29.311
- Yes, yes.
- There you go.

01:01:29.395 --> 01:01:30.771
- Good.
- Are your shoes tied?

01:01:30.855 --> 01:01:32.273
I don't think his shoes are tied.

01:01:32.356 --> 01:01:33.983
- Hey, maddy.
- Where's daddy?

01:01:34.733 --> 01:01:36.360
Oh, um...

01:01:36.443 --> 01:01:39.488
Yeah, so your dad had to work late.

01:01:39.572 --> 01:01:42.116
But, um, we wanted to come
and watch you play,

01:01:42.199 --> 01:01:44.994
and then maybe get
some ice cream aftennards.

01:01:45.077 --> 01:01:47.913
Because he's
not doing anything fun with anyone.

01:01:47.997 --> 01:01:50.249
And I am telling you the truth.

01:02:06.932 --> 01:02:08.726
I'm gonna walk you through
how our software

01:02:08.809 --> 01:02:11.395
can help you redesign every aspect
of your new mall.

01:02:11.478 --> 01:02:12.730
You gotta see... what?

01:02:12.813 --> 01:02:14.573
What's going on? Stop it.

01:02:15.482 --> 01:02:18.110
Sorry. It's bring your kid to work day.
Imagine the madhouse...

01:02:18.193 --> 01:02:19.737
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.

01:02:19.820 --> 01:02:21.780
- Let's go out.
- No. Wait a second.

01:02:21.864 --> 01:02:24.033
Stop it, maddy. Stop.

01:02:24.116 --> 01:02:26.076
We are... we're...

01:02:26.160 --> 01:02:28.078
I've got your keys.

01:02:28.162 --> 01:02:30.289
I'm gonna throw them out the window.

01:02:31.540 --> 01:02:34.293
Give me the keys.
Stop. What are you doing?

01:02:34.376 --> 01:02:36.086
What's your favorite movie?

01:02:36.170 --> 01:02:37.254
His girl Friday.

01:02:37.922 --> 01:02:39.423
Okay, that's a great movie.

01:02:39.506 --> 01:02:42.343
Um... bringing up baby.

01:02:43.510 --> 01:02:47.598
Let me think more recent.
Let me think, like, not before the 1940s.

01:02:47.681 --> 01:02:48.682
Ask me mine.

01:02:49.600 --> 01:02:52.394
- What's your favorite movie?
- I'm gonna git you sucka.

01:02:56.690 --> 01:03:00.736
Dad, dad, dad!

01:03:00.819 --> 01:03:03.155
What is that?

01:03:03.238 --> 01:03:05.366
No, I thought
there was something on the window.

01:03:05.449 --> 01:03:07.660
No, I don't fall for your tricks no more.

01:03:07.743 --> 01:03:11.163
What? I thought something was
on the window. I'm not gonna trick you.

01:03:15.793 --> 01:03:17.503
There's a booger on your shirt.

01:03:17.586 --> 01:03:20.172
Take it off now. Take it off now.

01:03:21.173 --> 01:03:22.675
Take it off now.

01:03:25.427 --> 01:03:27.471
Before we eat, I gotta tell you something.

01:03:27.554 --> 01:03:29.223
I gotta tell you something important.

01:03:29.306 --> 01:03:31.558
So Saturday night, I gotta go out.

01:03:31.642 --> 01:03:34.770
But Jennifer's mom said
you can stay the night.

01:03:35.854 --> 01:03:37.648
Why can't I come with you?

01:03:37.731 --> 01:03:40.901
You can't come with me because
I gotta do a bunch of grown-up stuff.

01:03:41.819 --> 01:03:42.903
- All right?
- Yeah.

01:03:42.987 --> 01:03:43.904
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

01:03:43.988 --> 01:03:46.240
Okay, baby, it's time to go to bed.

01:03:46.323 --> 01:03:48.033
Are you gonna sleep in those?

01:03:48.701 --> 01:03:50.202
You should take them off.

01:03:52.037 --> 01:03:53.664
Okay, hop in.

01:04:00.004 --> 01:04:01.922
Okay, good night, baby.

01:04:04.258 --> 01:04:06.552
Good night, sweetie. Mommy loves you.

01:04:10.389 --> 01:04:11.682
Good night, maddy.

01:04:18.397 --> 01:04:22.484
- You wanna go back to my place?
- For what? You wanna play some poker?

01:04:23.152 --> 01:04:24.987
I don't know how to play poker.

01:04:25.529 --> 01:04:27.990
But I was thinking
something even more fun than that.

01:04:28.824 --> 01:04:29.824
Wow.

01:04:30.868 --> 01:04:32.036
Is it twister?

01:04:32.661 --> 01:04:33.871
It's a form of twister.

01:04:33.954 --> 01:04:36.457
Okay. All right. Okay.

01:04:37.082 --> 01:04:39.793
Now that I have this information,
I wanna be honest.

01:04:39.877 --> 01:04:40.877
Okay.

01:04:42.588 --> 01:04:44.381
I just wanna make sure that, um...

01:04:46.258 --> 01:04:48.052
- That I'm keeping maddy...
- First.

01:04:48.135 --> 01:04:51.055
- Yes, like, she has to be the priority.
- I know.

01:04:51.138 --> 01:04:52.138
You know?

01:04:52.890 --> 01:04:54.516
- I understand.
- That's...

01:04:54.600 --> 01:04:55.934
I really do. I get it.

01:04:56.018 --> 01:04:57.018
Okay.

01:04:57.978 --> 01:04:59.813
It's part of what I like about you.

01:05:01.065 --> 01:05:02.065
Well...

01:05:03.233 --> 01:05:06.987
Then maybe
I should teach you how to play poker.

01:05:14.369 --> 01:05:17.372
Wow, this is amazing.

01:05:17.456 --> 01:05:18.749
I know, right?

01:05:18.832 --> 01:05:21.126
It's gonna be so much fun.

01:05:33.972 --> 01:05:35.474
Hey, y'all gotta stop it.

01:05:36.225 --> 01:05:37.059
That's enough.

01:05:37.142 --> 01:05:39.019
Hey, slow it down.

01:05:39.103 --> 01:05:40.604
Let's go.

01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:43.565
It's way too loud in here.

01:05:44.942 --> 01:05:47.277
This is loud. You okay, maddy?

01:05:47.361 --> 01:05:48.487
- Yes.
- Yeah?

01:05:49.488 --> 01:05:50.488
Yeah?

01:05:51.323 --> 01:05:54.159
Hey, y'all gotta turn this...

01:05:54.243 --> 01:05:55.577
Ifstooloud.

01:05:56.578 --> 01:05:57.788
Come on, stay close.

01:06:00.082 --> 01:06:02.626
Dad, you hit the clown!

01:06:02.709 --> 01:06:03.877
Oh, my god.

01:06:04.503 --> 01:06:06.713
He okay, maddy.

01:06:06.797 --> 01:06:08.006
Yeah, yeah.

01:06:08.090 --> 01:06:09.967
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

01:06:10.050 --> 01:06:12.344
Come on, give me your hand.
Give me your hand, honey.

01:06:12.427 --> 01:06:13.929
What an amazing day, huh?

01:06:14.763 --> 01:06:18.517
It's like the best day ever. I feel like
nothing can mess up a day like this.

01:06:18.600 --> 01:06:20.644
- It was so perfect.
- It was very fun.

01:06:20.727 --> 01:06:23.689
Yeah. I wanted, um...
I wanted to talk to you.

01:06:23.772 --> 01:06:24.857
Can I talk to you?

01:06:24.940 --> 01:06:26.233
- Yeah.

01:06:29.027 --> 01:06:33.657
I wanna introduce you
to somebody that I've been seeing.

01:06:33.740 --> 01:06:34.740
It's like a...

01:06:35.409 --> 01:06:38.036
It's like a friend I got,
who I've been dating.

01:06:38.120 --> 01:06:39.454
I've been dating...

01:06:40.455 --> 01:06:41.707
A friend, right?

01:06:42.457 --> 01:06:45.043
That I've been... that I've been seeing.

01:06:45.127 --> 01:06:47.171
But I think that

01:06:47.254 --> 01:06:49.339
you would like her.

01:06:49.423 --> 01:06:50.465
- Daddy?
- Yeah.

01:06:51.049 --> 01:06:52.384
Can I have a lollipop?

01:06:52.467 --> 01:06:53.844
Absolutely. Yeah.

01:06:53.927 --> 01:06:57.222
Let's get you some more stuff.
Some more candy, okay?

01:06:57.306 --> 01:06:59.933
Maybe you take one home,
and we finish this talk.

01:07:00.017 --> 01:07:02.686
Okay, but I don't want to meet anyone.

01:07:09.985 --> 01:07:12.779
Hey, come here.
Come here, maddy. Come here.

01:07:12.863 --> 01:07:14.072
- Why?
- Hey.

01:07:14.156 --> 01:07:15.782
- Hey.
- How are you?

01:07:15.866 --> 01:07:17.701
- Good. How you doing?
- Good.

01:07:17.784 --> 01:07:19.912
Maddy, this is Lizzie.

01:07:19.995 --> 01:07:23.290
Hey. Well, you can call me swan.

01:07:23.373 --> 01:07:25.000
Or dude.

01:07:25.083 --> 01:07:26.793
Or butthead.

01:07:27.961 --> 01:07:31.548
You guys wanna go to the tea party thingy?
You wanna do that?

01:07:34.051 --> 01:07:37.346
After 15 minutes I heard they throw
the tea in the water, which could be cool.

01:07:37.429 --> 01:07:40.390
- Mm.
- Yeah. I'm super ambivalent too.

01:07:40.474 --> 01:07:44.519
I do hear there's a cool spiders exhibit
in this kids' museum.

01:07:44.603 --> 01:07:45.437
Wanna do that?

01:07:45.520 --> 01:07:48.815
- I like tarantulas, but we already went.
- Yeah.

01:07:48.899 --> 01:07:52.027
- Okay, how about we wing it. Yeah?
- Okay.

01:07:52.110 --> 01:07:53.820
- Let's wing it, swan.
- Let's wing it.

01:07:53.904 --> 01:07:57.157
This is nice. You guys are...
Right? This is cool.

01:07:57.241 --> 01:07:58.742
- Look at that over there.
- Too soon.

01:08:12.589 --> 01:08:15.384
- Yes.
- Whoa. Whoa!

01:08:15.467 --> 01:08:17.803
When the boat comes,
hit them with a wave.

01:08:17.886 --> 01:08:21.682
Ready? Hit them with a wave.
There you go. See that?

01:08:21.765 --> 01:08:23.725
- See how cool that is?
- Yeah.

01:08:23.809 --> 01:08:27.646
I used to play with these ducks
when I was little.

01:08:27.729 --> 01:08:28.897
Hi, Billy.

01:08:29.523 --> 01:08:30.357
Hi, Bella.

01:08:30.440 --> 01:08:33.235
That was your favorite
and that was your favorite.

01:08:33.318 --> 01:08:35.570
- Duck, duck, duck...
- Oh, my goodness.

01:08:35.654 --> 01:08:37.322
Oh... ow.

01:08:37.990 --> 01:08:39.533
- Goose.
- Oh. Oh!

01:08:43.328 --> 01:08:44.329
Let me do a solo.

01:08:48.083 --> 01:08:52.587
Solo, yes.

01:08:52.671 --> 01:08:54.881
- You wanna draw the castle?
- Yeah.

01:08:54.965 --> 01:08:56.758
- What color?
- Hmm.

01:08:56.842 --> 01:08:59.136
- Purple and black.
- Ooh.

01:08:59.219 --> 01:09:00.637
And blue.

01:09:00.721 --> 01:09:01.722
That'll be great.

01:09:02.306 --> 01:09:03.682
Maybe in the middle,

01:09:03.765 --> 01:09:06.852
you could, like,
add some fire or something.

01:09:06.935 --> 01:09:08.478
- Totes.
- You know?

01:09:09.479 --> 01:09:10.355
Oh, wow.

01:09:10.439 --> 01:09:12.357
- Hey.
- Hey, swan.

01:09:13.859 --> 01:09:14.693
You like it?

01:09:14.776 --> 01:09:16.278
This is, uh...

01:09:16.361 --> 01:09:19.215
This is something. Maddy, I don't know
if we can keep this going, though.

01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:20.324
Why not?

01:09:20.407 --> 01:09:22.951
Well, because they're walls.

01:09:23.035 --> 01:09:25.537
Our house isn't the house for this.

01:09:25.620 --> 01:09:29.833
Grandma's house, those walls
are the walls you wanna write on.

01:09:29.916 --> 01:09:31.084
All her walls are white.

01:09:31.168 --> 01:09:33.128
Are you visiting your grandma soon?

01:09:33.211 --> 01:09:35.922
- Yeah. It's her birthday.
- Oh, nice.

01:09:36.631 --> 01:09:38.258
Is swan still here?

01:09:38.342 --> 01:09:39.384
Yes.

01:09:39.468 --> 01:09:41.678
- She's in the hallway.
- Is she gonna stay here?

01:09:41.762 --> 01:09:42.762
Not tonight.

01:09:43.221 --> 01:09:46.475
She wanted to come tell you good night.
Is that okay?

01:09:46.558 --> 01:09:48.810
- Swan?
- Mm-hm?

01:09:50.187 --> 01:09:54.149
Hey, maddy.
So I had a blast today. Did you have fun?

01:09:55.150 --> 01:09:58.320
Is she gonna sleep in your bed
when she does sleep here?

01:09:58.403 --> 01:10:02.324
No, yuck, yuck.

01:10:02.407 --> 01:10:04.826
- No, I think that's disgusting.
- Ick.

01:10:04.910 --> 01:10:07.120
Yeah, yuck to that.

01:10:07.204 --> 01:10:08.914
She'll sleep in the bathtub.

01:10:09.748 --> 01:10:11.291
You can borrow a pillow if you want.

01:10:11.375 --> 01:10:14.086
That is so nice.
That'll make it more comfortable.

01:10:14.169 --> 01:10:15.587
- So generous.
- Yeah.

01:10:15.670 --> 01:10:17.214
You should take some notes.

01:10:17.756 --> 01:10:19.007
Night, maddy.

01:10:19.091 --> 01:10:20.634
Good night. Get some rest.

01:10:22.135 --> 01:10:23.970
You forgot the two kisses.

01:10:27.724 --> 01:10:29.059
I almost did.

01:10:29.768 --> 01:10:31.103
That's one from me. And...

01:10:31.978 --> 01:10:34.773
That's a big one from mommy.
Okay? I love you.

01:10:35.357 --> 01:10:36.650
Get some sleep.

01:10:46.535 --> 01:10:48.161
- You okay?
- Um...

01:10:48.245 --> 01:10:52.457
No, I just forgot something.
I'm a little upset at myself.

01:10:52.541 --> 01:10:56.128
Um... thank you.
You were great with her today.

01:10:56.753 --> 01:10:57.587
Please.

01:10:57.671 --> 01:11:00.715
It was easy. Maddy is fantastic.

01:11:03.885 --> 01:11:08.390
Maybe you could come over to my place
in the morning after dropping maddy off?

01:11:09.433 --> 01:11:12.519
You might get a little lucky
if you bring me a latte.

01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:14.520
Okay.

01:11:17.649 --> 01:11:18.483
Mr. Logelin...

01:11:18.567 --> 01:11:21.111
I gotta get out of here. It's late. Sorry.

01:11:37.752 --> 01:11:41.590
Here we have a rule
that all girl students wear skirts.

01:11:41.673 --> 01:11:45.802
Rules? We don't need no stinking rules.
That's what my dad says.

01:11:45.886 --> 01:11:50.682
Okay, well, your daddy signed a paper when
you were first accepted at this school.

01:11:50.765 --> 01:11:52.851
And he agreed to follow the rules.

01:11:54.686 --> 01:11:57.063
Sister Kathleen would like you
to follow the rules

01:11:57.147 --> 01:11:59.232
and wear this skirt starting today.

01:12:18.877 --> 01:12:21.755
Are those boys' undennear?
Maddy wears boys' undennear.

01:12:21.838 --> 01:12:22.838
Everyone, look.

01:12:22.881 --> 01:12:25.175
- Maddy wears boys' undennear.
- Look, boys' undennear.

01:12:25.258 --> 01:12:26.718
Boys' undennear.

01:12:26.801 --> 01:12:29.346
- Zip it, Darren.
- You zip it.

01:12:29.429 --> 01:12:31.014
I'm warning you, Darren.

01:12:31.097 --> 01:12:31.973
Boys' undennear.

01:12:32.057 --> 01:12:33.600
Cannonball!

01:12:42.984 --> 01:12:45.487
I want my daddy!

01:12:59.793 --> 01:13:01.086
Where's daddy?

01:13:01.169 --> 01:13:02.963
We're still trying to reach him.

01:13:19.896 --> 01:13:20.897
Maddy logelin.

01:13:21.439 --> 01:13:22.439
Thank you.

01:13:23.275 --> 01:13:25.277
Maddy. Maddy?

01:13:25.360 --> 01:13:26.360
Daddy.

01:13:26.778 --> 01:13:27.778
Hey.

01:13:27.821 --> 01:13:29.614
Oh, my god, maddy.

01:13:29.698 --> 01:13:33.827
Hey. Hey, babe.
Oh, let me see, let me see.

01:13:33.910 --> 01:13:36.037
- Mr. Logelin, I...
- Please. Please.

01:13:36.913 --> 01:13:38.039
How you doing, huh?

01:13:38.832 --> 01:13:40.000
I'm sorry, daddy.

01:13:40.083 --> 01:13:40.917
What?

01:13:41.001 --> 01:13:42.502
You're sorry? No.

01:13:42.586 --> 01:13:45.797
You don't have to be sorry.
Dad. Daddy's sorry.

01:13:45.880 --> 01:13:47.674
Okay, come on, we're leaving.

01:13:47.757 --> 01:13:49.342
- Let's go.
- Sir, sir, wait.

01:13:49.426 --> 01:13:50.927
- No.
- Wait, sir, she needs stitches.

01:13:51.011 --> 01:13:53.388
No, listen to me.

01:13:53.471 --> 01:13:56.474
We're not doing anything here.
You guys don't do nothing right.

01:13:56.558 --> 01:13:58.893
I've been here. No, thank you. Come on.

01:13:58.977 --> 01:14:01.938
She's gonna have a substantial scar
if she doesn't get stitches.

01:14:12.657 --> 01:14:13.657
Look at me.

01:14:15.619 --> 01:14:16.953
You're so strong.

01:14:17.954 --> 01:14:20.707
Such a strong little girl. Okay?

01:14:21.666 --> 01:14:22.666
I'm proud.

01:14:23.293 --> 01:14:24.711
Guess who else is proud.

01:14:25.670 --> 01:14:30.467
Mommy would be proud right now.
We're gonna go get some stitches, okay?

01:14:31.676 --> 01:14:33.345
Squeeze my hand, that's all.

01:14:34.179 --> 01:14:35.180
There you go.

01:14:38.516 --> 01:14:40.310
Mm-hm. Good job, maddy.

01:14:42.854 --> 01:14:44.064
You're doing good.

01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:48.777
- Hey.
- Hey.

01:14:48.860 --> 01:14:50.904
I've been calling. Is she all right?

01:14:51.696 --> 01:14:52.989
Yeah, but...

01:14:54.574 --> 01:14:57.577
Sorry I didn't pick up.
I'm just a little upset.

01:14:57.661 --> 01:14:59.454
I feel like I should've been there sooner.

01:14:59.996 --> 01:15:02.207
You can't blame yourself.
It was an accident.

01:15:02.290 --> 01:15:03.291
I actually can.

01:15:04.417 --> 01:15:08.254
I can blame myself because I wasn't there.
Anything could've happened to her.

01:15:08.338 --> 01:15:10.423
- She could've lost her eye.
- She didn't.

01:15:10.507 --> 01:15:12.217
- She could've.
- But she didn't.

01:15:15.261 --> 01:15:16.261
Can I, um...?

01:15:17.722 --> 01:15:19.516
Can I see her? I brought her this guy.

01:15:21.559 --> 01:15:22.560
It's very sweet.

01:15:23.728 --> 01:15:25.563
I think she's sleeping, though.

01:15:28.233 --> 01:15:31.111
I just think that right now,
she's not ready.

01:15:33.697 --> 01:15:34.698
Ready for what?

01:15:34.781 --> 01:15:35.699
For this.

01:15:35.782 --> 01:15:39.119
She's not ready for this. This.

01:15:39.202 --> 01:15:41.454
- She's not ready, or you're not ready?
- Look.

01:15:41.996 --> 01:15:44.874
Swan, the hospital that I was at today,

01:15:46.084 --> 01:15:48.795
it's the same hospital that Liz died in.

01:15:48.878 --> 01:15:53.466
I mean, thank god today
I got there in time to hold her hand.

01:15:54.467 --> 01:15:58.513
With Liz, it was different.
With Liz, I didn't get to hold her hand.

01:15:58.596 --> 01:16:00.181
I got shoved out the room.

01:16:01.933 --> 01:16:04.894
I got shoved out the room,
and when I came back,

01:16:05.645 --> 01:16:06.980
she was gone.

01:16:09.524 --> 01:16:13.194
She was gone, and there was
a tube sticking out of her mouth.

01:16:17.407 --> 01:16:18.407
Matt.

01:16:19.242 --> 01:16:21.244
I am so sorry that happened to you.

01:16:21.327 --> 01:16:22.954
It didn't happen to me.

01:16:24.164 --> 01:16:25.290
That's the problem.

01:16:26.082 --> 01:16:29.043
It did not happen to me.

01:16:29.627 --> 01:16:32.172
- Okay.
- So don't be sorry. Don't be sorry for me.

01:16:32.714 --> 01:16:33.965
Okay, I'm, um...

01:16:35.175 --> 01:16:36.676
I'm gonna go.

01:16:37.927 --> 01:16:39.763
Would you give maddy my love, please?

01:16:53.151 --> 01:16:54.527
What's going on? What's wrong?

01:16:54.652 --> 01:16:56.988
I can't find mommy's necklace.

01:16:57.071 --> 01:16:59.574
What do you mean, you can't find it?
Did you misplace it?

01:16:59.657 --> 01:17:00.909
I don't remember.

01:17:01.743 --> 01:17:05.455
You don't remember? You think it came off
when you fell on the playground?

01:17:05.538 --> 01:17:06.538
Maybe.

01:17:07.123 --> 01:17:09.459
Okay, all right. Hey, hey, hey.

01:17:09.542 --> 01:17:11.669
It will come up. All right?

01:17:13.338 --> 01:17:15.757
- I need you to go to Croatia.
- Croatia?

01:17:15.840 --> 01:17:18.885
Yeah, just for a month.
Just set up the office there. That's all.

01:17:18.968 --> 01:17:22.472
Why don't you send Oscar?
His wife's Croatian. He speaks Croatian.

01:17:22.555 --> 01:17:24.015
- He does?
- Yes.

01:17:24.098 --> 01:17:26.184
I don't care.
I'm gonna send you. I trust you.

01:17:26.267 --> 01:17:28.603
Howard, that's tough.
That's really tough for me.

01:17:28.686 --> 01:17:31.523
I don't know if I can leave maddy
for over a month. I can't do that.

01:17:31.606 --> 01:17:34.442
It's an opportunity.
College tuition's not getting any cheaper.

01:17:34.526 --> 01:17:36.569
College?
I'm just trying to get through the week.

01:17:36.653 --> 01:17:39.906
Yeah, well, hey, that's how it happens.
Think about it.

01:17:40.448 --> 01:17:41.533
I don't need to...

01:17:46.788 --> 01:17:49.207
I should be traveling for work right now.

01:17:49.290 --> 01:17:52.252
I don't know if I wanna leave her
with a friend for that long.

01:17:52.335 --> 01:17:54.879
And this is just the beginning,
travel-wise.

01:17:54.963 --> 01:17:57.632
Welcome to not knowing
the right thing to do.

01:17:57.715 --> 01:17:59.801
That's a dad specialty.

01:18:05.849 --> 01:18:07.642
Is swan coming to Minnesota?

01:18:10.770 --> 01:18:12.939
I don't think
we'll be seeing much of swan anymore.

01:18:13.022 --> 01:18:14.357
Why not?

01:18:14.440 --> 01:18:16.776
Because swan and I broke up.

01:18:16.860 --> 01:18:19.404
What? You didn't talk to me about that.

01:18:19.487 --> 01:18:22.198
I did not,
because I don't need your permission.

01:18:22.282 --> 01:18:25.535
- Call her and say you're still going out.
- No. It doesn't work like that.

01:18:25.618 --> 01:18:26.703
So make it work.

01:18:26.786 --> 01:18:28.663
Stop. You're pushing it.

01:18:28.746 --> 01:18:31.457
Why are you acting like you care?
You didn't even wanna meet her.

01:18:31.541 --> 01:18:33.918
Yeah, but now I know her.
And we need more people.

01:18:34.002 --> 01:18:35.753
Other people have more people.

01:18:35.837 --> 01:18:38.256
- What are you talking about?
- It's always just us.

01:18:38.339 --> 01:18:40.216
Oh, I'm sorry for being your dad.

01:18:40.300 --> 01:18:42.802
I'm sorry for being around.
Is that what you want?

01:18:42.886 --> 01:18:44.387
It's not even just us all the time.

01:18:44.470 --> 01:18:47.390
You got Jordan, you got Oscar,
you got poker sundays.

01:18:47.473 --> 01:18:51.603
- Swan's not at poker Sunday.
- Because swan does not play poker.

01:18:51.686 --> 01:18:53.313
I don't care. I like her.

01:18:53.396 --> 01:18:56.774
And I like my grandmas,
and grandpa Mike, and we never see them.

01:18:56.858 --> 01:18:58.902
"We never see them"?
Then where are we going?

01:18:58.985 --> 01:19:02.739
How come when something good happens,
it always gets taken away?

01:19:05.283 --> 01:19:06.910
I don't have an answer for that.

01:19:06.993 --> 01:19:09.495
I don't have an answer
for anything else you wanna ask me.

01:19:09.579 --> 01:19:10.997
Don't ask me no more questions.

01:19:11.080 --> 01:19:13.082
For the rest of the day,
for the whole flight,

01:19:13.166 --> 01:19:15.919
I'm not answering nothing else
that you ask me. You hear me?

01:19:16.002 --> 01:19:17.337
Question time is over.

01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:19.631
I give you a inch, you take a mile.
Carry your bag.

01:19:19.714 --> 01:19:22.133
- Ugh!
- Who are you "ugh" -ing?

01:19:23.009 --> 01:19:24.009
Hey.

01:19:24.469 --> 01:19:26.429
Stop stomping, I'll tell you that much.

01:19:26.930 --> 01:19:29.265
We're going to have so much fun.

01:19:29.349 --> 01:19:31.476
Your cousins are waiting for you.

01:19:31.559 --> 01:19:33.603
Wait till you see your room, girl.

01:19:34.270 --> 01:19:35.730
It is fabulous.

01:19:36.606 --> 01:19:38.524
Yeah, come on in.

01:19:38.608 --> 01:19:40.610
That's your art on the wall there.

01:19:40.693 --> 01:19:42.737
Cool.

01:19:43.696 --> 01:19:44.989
I like to unpack.

01:19:45.573 --> 01:19:49.661
Because I don't like things
to be all in a jumble in my luggage,

01:19:49.744 --> 01:19:51.329
and I can't find anything.

01:19:53.706 --> 01:19:55.333
I lost mommy's necklace.

01:19:55.416 --> 01:19:58.378
Yeah, your daddy told me.

01:19:59.170 --> 01:20:01.089
Why don't I buy you another necklace?

01:20:01.172 --> 01:20:03.007
It won't be the one daddy bought mommy.

01:20:03.716 --> 01:20:04.716
That's true.

01:20:05.385 --> 01:20:06.385
That's true.

01:20:07.971 --> 01:20:09.013
What was she like?

01:20:12.934 --> 01:20:17.188
Your mom was the best.

01:20:17.730 --> 01:20:21.985
Because she was strong and smart.

01:20:22.568 --> 01:20:25.071
You know, you remind me a lot of her.

01:20:25.905 --> 01:20:29.075
Hey, should we take a little mommy tour
around the neighborhood?

01:20:29.158 --> 01:20:31.077
- Yeah.
- Just the two of us. Come on.

01:20:31.160 --> 01:20:35.790
That's where your mommy's best friend,
anastacia, lived. Stacy.

01:20:35.873 --> 01:20:37.417
There's a creek behind their house,

01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:41.879
and they used to go off in there,
digging up tadpoles.

01:20:41.963 --> 01:20:46.801
And they would bring all of
that smelly mess and mud into my kitchen.

01:20:46.884 --> 01:20:48.886
And then every Saturday morning,

01:20:48.970 --> 01:20:53.599
this is where your mom
would come and play soccer.

01:21:19.250 --> 01:21:20.752
Hey. Um...

01:21:21.419 --> 01:21:23.379
Is Liz's room permanently set up
for maddy now?

01:21:23.463 --> 01:21:24.463
Yes, yes.

01:21:25.381 --> 01:21:26.382
Is that problematic?

01:21:26.466 --> 01:21:29.427
I think it's confusing,
especially with all she's been through,

01:21:29.510 --> 01:21:30.928
the accident and everything else.

01:21:31.012 --> 01:21:33.056
Well, it wasn't exactly an accident.

01:21:33.973 --> 01:21:35.808
What is that supposed to mean?

01:21:35.892 --> 01:21:38.311
If you'd followed the rules
the school asked you to follow,

01:21:38.394 --> 01:21:40.772
instead of encouraging her to act out...

01:21:40.855 --> 01:21:42.815
You don't think that I know that?

01:21:42.899 --> 01:21:45.151
You don't think
I blame myself for what happened?

01:21:45.234 --> 01:21:48.071
You don't really expect me
to argue that, do you?

01:21:48.988 --> 01:21:49.822
Let it go.

01:21:49.906 --> 01:21:50.823
Why do I try, man?

01:21:50.907 --> 01:21:53.034
- We are all trying.
- No, we're not.

01:21:53.117 --> 01:21:55.828
We have nothing in common outside of Liz.

01:21:55.912 --> 01:21:58.247
- Nothing in common.
- We have maddy.

01:21:58.331 --> 01:22:00.666
Mike, I apologize to you.

01:22:00.750 --> 01:22:02.960
I'm not staying here.
I'm not dealing with you.

01:22:03.044 --> 01:22:05.838
Oh, please...

01:22:06.631 --> 01:22:09.717
I think you both
sort of have a thing or two in common.

01:22:13.304 --> 01:22:14.764
What are you doing?

01:22:14.847 --> 01:22:17.475
We're leaving.
We're going over to grandma Anna's.

01:22:17.558 --> 01:22:19.560
I don't wanna leave. I wanna stay here.

01:22:19.644 --> 01:22:23.314
Hey, don't start with me, maddy.
It's just for a little bit.

01:22:23.898 --> 01:22:25.233
You never listen to me.

01:22:25.817 --> 01:22:26.651
Maddy.

01:22:26.734 --> 01:22:29.195
This was mommy's room,
and I wanna stay here.

01:22:29.278 --> 01:22:31.280
I wanna live here
with grammy and grandad.

01:22:31.364 --> 01:22:33.282
Why can't we both stay here?

01:22:33.366 --> 01:22:34.742
I don't wanna go back.

01:22:36.035 --> 01:22:40.373
I don't wanna go to St. Joseph,
even if mommy wanted me to wear a uniform.

01:22:47.505 --> 01:22:48.756
Okay, listen.

01:22:53.344 --> 01:22:55.596
Mommy would've wanted you to be happy.

01:22:58.432 --> 01:23:01.144
That's what mommy would've wanted.
Come here.

01:23:11.154 --> 01:23:14.073
J“ what I've learned from the ocean j“

01:23:16.742 --> 01:23:20.663
j“ how to dance and
rejoice in the motion j“

01:23:21.789 --> 01:23:24.542
j“ let the sun have its moment j“

01:23:26.210 --> 01:23:28.045
j“ the moon will come j“

01:23:31.424 --> 01:23:32.424
How's maddy?

01:23:33.593 --> 01:23:34.593
Happy.

01:23:36.554 --> 01:23:38.598
She seems really happy over there.

01:23:40.600 --> 01:23:42.244
- You know what I was thinking about?
- Hmm?

01:23:42.268 --> 01:23:44.520
That time I asked dad,
could I go live with him,

01:23:44.604 --> 01:23:46.606
because you
wouldn't let me do what I wanted to.

01:23:46.689 --> 01:23:48.274
I certainly remember.

01:23:48.357 --> 01:23:50.735
He brought you right back here.

01:23:50.818 --> 01:23:52.195
All across town.

01:23:53.779 --> 01:23:54.779
He knew.

01:23:55.573 --> 01:23:58.492
It's probably
the least selfish thing he ever did.

01:23:58.576 --> 01:24:00.369
J“ don't you grow up on me j“

01:24:02.538 --> 01:24:07.501
j“ happy birthday, dear Marion j“

01:24:07.585 --> 01:24:12.423
j“ happy birthday to you j“

01:24:14.050 --> 01:24:15.801
j“ what I've learned from a travelerj“

01:24:15.885 --> 01:24:16.885
you count.

01:24:17.303 --> 01:24:18.804
One, two, three.

01:24:19.222 --> 01:24:22.808
J“ there '3 no road that can lead
to nirvana j“

01:24:25.144 --> 01:24:27.939
okay, everybody, who wants cake?

01:24:28.606 --> 01:24:30.691
J“ but home is love j“

01:24:32.652 --> 01:24:34.695
Sweetheart, um...

01:24:37.114 --> 01:24:40.117
I made a deal with you when...

01:24:40.201 --> 01:24:41.827
When you were a baby.

01:24:46.123 --> 01:24:48.918
Always try and do what was best for you.

01:24:50.294 --> 01:24:53.256
And right now I can't move here.

01:24:55.508 --> 01:25:00.054
You know,
but that shouldn't mean that you can't.

01:25:02.515 --> 01:25:05.935
You know,
grandma Marion and grandpa Mike...

01:25:07.687 --> 01:25:09.146
They brought up mommy.

01:25:10.606 --> 01:25:11.983
And mommy was the best.

01:25:12.066 --> 01:25:13.609
She was just like you.

01:25:15.236 --> 01:25:16.487
You know, um...

01:25:21.659 --> 01:25:24.870
You and your mom are the best thing
that ever happened to me.

01:25:30.543 --> 01:25:31.543
And I, uh...

01:25:35.589 --> 01:25:37.800
I wanna thank you...

01:25:40.428 --> 01:25:41.762
For taking care of me.

01:25:46.017 --> 01:25:47.810
I want you to know that I tried.

01:25:51.897 --> 01:25:53.733
I know that you're happy here.

01:25:55.401 --> 01:25:58.779
I just wanna do
what your mom would've wanted me to do.

01:26:02.658 --> 01:26:03.659
Two kisses.

01:26:05.619 --> 01:26:06.746
One from mommy.

01:26:07.580 --> 01:26:08.580
From me.

01:26:18.799 --> 01:26:19.799
Hey.

01:26:22.762 --> 01:26:24.013
This is gonna be fun.

01:26:25.890 --> 01:26:27.433
It's gonna be so much fun, you know?

01:26:27.516 --> 01:26:30.644
You get to spend time
with grandma and grandpa.

01:26:32.188 --> 01:26:34.565
- You'll be back?
- Yeah. Yes.

01:26:35.107 --> 01:26:36.275
Of course I'll be back.

01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:38.027
Dad's just gotta go...

01:26:39.070 --> 01:26:41.530
Gotta go to work,
and take care of some stuff,

01:26:41.614 --> 01:26:42.614
and I don't...

01:26:43.741 --> 01:26:45.242
I don't wanna be selfish.

01:26:45.785 --> 01:26:49.288
I want you to spend time
with your family here.

01:26:49.914 --> 01:26:53.167
All right?
It'll be great. This'll be good.

01:26:54.251 --> 01:26:55.251
Okay?

01:26:55.878 --> 01:26:57.046
All right, give me a hug.

01:27:15.898 --> 01:27:16.774
I love you.

01:27:16.857 --> 01:27:18.067
I love you too.

01:28:11.662 --> 01:28:13.372
Look, Matt. Um...

01:28:14.165 --> 01:28:16.876
I know you
don't really wanna hear this, but...

01:28:18.043 --> 01:28:20.004
Honestly, none of us thought...

01:28:21.255 --> 01:28:22.923
You would've did the job you did.

01:28:23.007 --> 01:28:24.091
Mm-hm.

01:28:24.175 --> 01:28:25.676
We thought you didn't have a chance

01:28:25.759 --> 01:28:27.761
of taking care
of this little girl by yourself.

01:28:27.845 --> 01:28:32.475
Honestly, you did a way betterjob
than any of us thought you would do, man.

01:28:33.058 --> 01:28:35.269
You should be proud of yourself, man.
You did that.

01:28:35.352 --> 01:28:36.687
She ain't die, right?

01:28:38.439 --> 01:28:39.940
- I mean, I fed her.
- Yeah.

01:28:41.901 --> 01:28:44.653
Put pampers on her, gave her some clothes.

01:28:48.032 --> 01:28:49.450
Yeah, that's a good job.

01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:51.619
I mean, what I did, you gotta say,

01:28:51.702 --> 01:28:55.289
was probably
the bare minimum of parenting.

01:28:55.372 --> 01:28:56.832
That should be enough, right?

01:28:56.916 --> 01:28:59.627
I think you're being hard on yourself.
I didn't mean it like that.

01:28:59.710 --> 01:29:01.462
No, I'm not being hard on myself.

01:29:02.505 --> 01:29:04.882
Nobody else thought
that I could raise my child.

01:29:05.424 --> 01:29:06.592
So why did I?

01:29:07.384 --> 01:29:08.636
What am I doing?

01:29:09.595 --> 01:29:13.015
What decision am I making,
and who's the decision best for?

01:29:13.098 --> 01:29:14.266
Because I don't know.

01:29:15.809 --> 01:29:16.809
Cheers.

01:29:17.436 --> 01:29:19.480
- I'm not cheersing that.
- I did it.

01:29:24.401 --> 01:29:26.362
Matt, come on in.

01:29:26.946 --> 01:29:28.072
Close the door.

01:29:28.155 --> 01:29:28.989
Grab a chair.

01:29:29.073 --> 01:29:29.907
Yes, sir.

01:29:29.990 --> 01:29:32.952
I got some bad news.

01:29:33.035 --> 01:29:34.787
Bad news?

01:29:35.371 --> 01:29:36.371
I'm leaving.

01:29:37.706 --> 01:29:41.085
I'm leaving the office.
I'm moving up that chain.

01:29:41.168 --> 01:29:44.255
And I've recommended you
to take over my job.

01:29:46.131 --> 01:29:50.386
I figure, now you got more time to focus,
you can travel more for work.

01:29:50.469 --> 01:29:51.720
I think you're ready.

01:29:52.680 --> 01:29:53.889
This could be yours.

01:29:54.557 --> 01:29:56.016
Also throwing in...

01:29:57.601 --> 01:29:58.894
A new salary.

01:30:02.106 --> 01:30:03.774
It says, "buy dog food."

01:30:03.857 --> 01:30:04.857
Turn it over.

01:30:09.238 --> 01:30:10.238
Wow.

01:30:10.656 --> 01:30:12.449
There's your college tuition.

01:30:12.533 --> 01:30:14.493
I mean, I don't know what to say.

01:30:14.577 --> 01:30:16.120
You know what? You deserve it.

01:30:16.203 --> 01:30:17.037
Thank you.

01:30:17.121 --> 01:30:18.121
You deserve it.

01:30:18.789 --> 01:30:21.792
You know, I'm proud of you.
I don't know why.

01:30:21.875 --> 01:30:24.128
I've always felt
sort of like a father figure to you.

01:30:24.753 --> 01:30:28.048
Not a father, but, you know,
like an uncle, maybe, or a cousin.

01:30:28.132 --> 01:30:31.093
Kind of like a big brother.

01:30:32.261 --> 01:30:34.430
Neighbor? Maybe I felt like a neighbor.

01:30:34.513 --> 01:30:36.724
- Bigger, older neighbor.
- Got you, yeah.

01:30:36.807 --> 01:30:40.894
- I don't wanna get all sappy.
- You don't have to really get into...

01:30:40.978 --> 01:30:43.230
I'm not. No, no. But I wanna say...

01:30:45.608 --> 01:30:47.526
I'm very glad I didn't fire you.

01:30:48.861 --> 01:30:49.861
I'm, um...

01:30:51.572 --> 01:30:52.740
I'm glad too.

01:30:54.783 --> 01:30:55.868
You're a good man.

01:30:56.702 --> 01:30:59.288
Now go kick some ass in Croatia.

01:30:59.371 --> 01:31:01.290
- Then next month, London.
- Okay.

01:31:04.168 --> 01:31:06.008
I'm gonna see that,
I'm gonna raise it.

01:31:07.254 --> 01:31:08.254
What is that?

01:31:08.922 --> 01:31:10.633
Don't waste our time. Just fold.

01:31:10.716 --> 01:31:11.717
- Just fold.
- Don't fold.

01:31:11.800 --> 01:31:16.013
Am I the only one that feel like this?
Does it feel weird that maddy's not here?

01:31:16.805 --> 01:31:18.307
Yeah. Yeah, it does.

01:31:19.016 --> 01:31:21.852
- We usually play with, you know, cookies.
- Yeah.

01:31:21.935 --> 01:31:25.230
The chips, that's cool too.
You know, cash game. But...

01:31:25.314 --> 01:31:29.234
- Do you have any, uh, cookies?
- You want cookies? Is that what you want?

01:31:29.318 --> 01:31:31.403
- We'll take some cookies.
- Cookies would be great.

01:31:31.487 --> 01:31:34.865
I'm gonna bring the cookies out here.
Y'all better eat every damn cookie.

01:31:34.948 --> 01:31:36.075
- Okay.
- You hear me?

01:31:36.158 --> 01:31:38.118
You better eat every damn cookie.

01:31:38.202 --> 01:31:40.287
Or else
there's gonna be a problem out here.

01:31:40.829 --> 01:31:43.499
Let it be a cookie left
after I bring these cookies out.

01:31:44.083 --> 01:31:47.002
I mean, all he had to do
is say he miss her too.

01:33:41.742 --> 01:33:42.868
The snacks are okay.

01:33:42.951 --> 01:33:45.454
Not super international,
but they do have Brazil nuts.

01:33:45.996 --> 01:33:49.416
Dude, thanks so much
for taking me on this trip. Seriously.

01:33:50.167 --> 01:33:51.251
So psyched to be wingman.

01:33:51.835 --> 01:33:54.254
Yeah, well, my Croatian's a little rusty.

01:33:54.797 --> 01:33:55.672
Teach me some stuff.

01:33:55.756 --> 01:33:57.424
Yeah, for sure, okay.

01:33:57.925 --> 01:33:59.593
Uh... repeat after me:

01:34:03.263 --> 01:34:05.992
- What does that mean?
- It means, "be quiet."

01:34:06.016 --> 01:34:07.016
"Be quiet."

01:34:08.894 --> 01:34:10.395
Why would I wanna learn that?

01:34:10.479 --> 01:34:12.189
I mean, you know...

01:34:13.148 --> 01:34:14.233
Have you met me?

01:34:14.316 --> 01:34:15.818
Yeah.

01:34:15.901 --> 01:34:18.487
- My wife says that all the time.
- You know?

01:34:18.570 --> 01:34:19.570
You know?

01:34:19.988 --> 01:34:23.242
Look. Look at the duck.
Look at the ducky.

01:34:23.325 --> 01:34:24.660
Look at the ducky.

01:34:25.202 --> 01:34:26.286
Look at the duck.

01:34:28.413 --> 01:34:29.873
Look at the ducks.

01:34:30.666 --> 01:34:32.459
Oh, yeah.

01:34:33.168 --> 01:34:34.545
You like that duck?

01:34:35.045 --> 01:34:36.045
Huh?

01:34:36.630 --> 01:34:37.756
You like that duck?

01:34:38.882 --> 01:34:41.301
No? Come on, let's see the next one.

01:34:42.302 --> 01:34:45.764
Oh, what about this duck?
You like that duck?

01:34:46.807 --> 01:34:48.267
No? All right.

01:34:48.350 --> 01:34:49.852
This one was my favorite.

01:34:49.935 --> 01:34:53.564
- She said that one was her favorite.
- Because it always looks at the sun.

01:34:55.315 --> 01:34:59.987
Okay, I love you, dad.
I'll call you when I get back to the dorm.

01:35:00.737 --> 01:35:03.782
No, I'm not nervous. Yeah.

01:35:05.784 --> 01:35:06.910
I can do anything.

01:35:09.371 --> 01:35:10.998
- Bro. Look.
- What?

01:35:11.790 --> 01:35:13.292
Oh, my goodness.

01:35:13.959 --> 01:35:18.589
Maddy, hey, hey.
Come here. You can do it, maddy.

01:35:20.257 --> 01:35:22.885
Jordan, Jordan. Come on, maddy.

01:35:24.261 --> 01:35:25.345
Come on, maddy.

01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:29.182
- Do you see this? Are you watching this?
- I'm watching this.

01:35:30.183 --> 01:35:32.019
Oh, my gosh.

01:35:32.102 --> 01:35:33.270
Hey.

01:35:33.353 --> 01:35:34.353
Jordan.

01:35:36.023 --> 01:35:37.232
Jordan, she walking.

01:35:39.568 --> 01:35:42.821
Somebody's cutting onions close to us
or something. I don't know.

01:35:46.450 --> 01:35:47.951
Ready for your first day?

01:35:48.035 --> 01:35:51.121
This'll be tough. She's never
really been around anybody but me.

01:35:51.204 --> 01:35:54.708
So there's probably gonna be
separation issues. But you're a big girl.

01:35:54.791 --> 01:35:57.711
Give daddy two kisses.
One for me, one for mommy. Okay?

01:36:03.091 --> 01:36:04.091
Maddy.

01:36:04.927 --> 01:36:05.927
Maddy.

01:36:06.803 --> 01:36:10.140
- I'll hang out, just to watch a bit.
- Sure, no problem.

01:36:11.475 --> 01:36:13.101
We should head to the gate.

01:36:13.977 --> 01:36:17.230
Oh, do you wanna talk or sleep,
you know, on the flight?

01:36:17.814 --> 01:36:19.107
I tend to do both, actually.

01:36:19.191 --> 01:36:21.360
Talk in my sleep. Urn, so...

01:36:21.443 --> 01:36:24.655
If I do, just kind of nudge me awake or...

01:36:24.738 --> 01:36:28.367
You could even talk to me.
I'm interesting when I'm sleep talking.

01:36:28.450 --> 01:36:29.451
I believe in you.

01:36:31.453 --> 01:36:35.248
Thanks, man. I mean, that's really sweet.
I believe in you too.

01:36:36.083 --> 01:36:37.209
Matt?

01:36:37.292 --> 01:36:38.961
I really believe in you.

01:36:39.044 --> 01:36:41.129
The gate's actually that way. Matt?

01:36:44.132 --> 01:36:45.132
Got it.

01:37:01.441 --> 01:37:02.441
Hey.

01:37:03.068 --> 01:37:04.068
Hey.

01:37:08.907 --> 01:37:09.907
Daddy.

01:37:12.828 --> 01:37:14.955
I didn't know you were coming today.

01:37:15.497 --> 01:37:17.082
I surprised you.

01:37:17.165 --> 01:37:19.710
- Oh. Guess what.
- What?

01:37:19.793 --> 01:37:21.086
Look what I found.

01:37:21.169 --> 01:37:23.088
- You found it.
- Yes, I did.

01:37:23.171 --> 01:37:25.257
I found it and I said,
I gotta get on a plane

01:37:25.340 --> 01:37:28.301
and fly here
to give it to you myself in person.

01:37:29.636 --> 01:37:30.636
Let me see.

01:37:33.306 --> 01:37:34.850
So let's go home.

01:37:36.518 --> 01:37:37.394
Don't cry.

01:37:37.477 --> 01:37:38.603
I'm not gonna cry.

01:37:39.271 --> 01:37:41.398
Wherever you are, I wanna go there.

01:37:43.150 --> 01:37:45.193
Wherever you are, I wanna go there too.

01:37:46.153 --> 01:37:47.362
Give me a hug.

01:37:54.870 --> 01:37:56.913
I'll see you back here
at christmastime, okay?

01:37:56.997 --> 01:37:58.165
Okay.

01:37:58.248 --> 01:38:00.751
Come on, maddy. Come on. Come here.

01:38:04.296 --> 01:38:05.964
I just wanna say thank you, Marion.

01:38:07.257 --> 01:38:08.257
For...

01:38:09.426 --> 01:38:11.219
For understanding, you know?

01:38:13.722 --> 01:38:15.891
I don't understand anything anymore.

01:38:18.435 --> 01:38:22.647
But I know that
she would be so proud of you, Matt.

01:38:23.648 --> 01:38:26.777
You know, she said you were the one

01:38:27.319 --> 01:38:31.364
when you showed up
with those little grocery store flowers.

01:38:31.448 --> 01:38:34.159
You had them gripped so tight,
you crushed the stems.

01:38:34.242 --> 01:38:35.242
I did.

01:38:35.744 --> 01:38:37.412
I did. I was...

01:38:38.371 --> 01:38:39.706
I was nervous as hell.

01:38:40.290 --> 01:38:42.417
I remember that day like it was yesterday.

01:38:44.377 --> 01:38:45.712
It was yesterday.

01:38:59.935 --> 01:39:01.144
Take care of her.

01:39:04.773 --> 01:39:05.941
Grammy loves you.

01:39:06.024 --> 01:39:07.150
And grandpa loves you too.

01:39:07.234 --> 01:39:08.234
Give me a hug.

01:39:09.986 --> 01:39:11.947
Put you down, huh? All right.

01:39:12.030 --> 01:39:14.491
Take care of your papa. Travel safe.

01:39:14.574 --> 01:39:16.493
- See you later, Mike.
- Mm-hm.

01:39:19.204 --> 01:39:20.330
- Dad?
- Hmm?

01:39:20.413 --> 01:39:23.542
Are there schools near us
where you don't wear a uniform?

01:39:24.126 --> 01:39:27.379
Uh, yes, there are, but I'm thinking about
sending you straight to college,

01:39:27.462 --> 01:39:30.757
so we won't have
to worry about that, okay?

01:40:06.877 --> 01:40:07.711
Hey.

01:40:07.794 --> 01:40:08.794
Hey.

01:40:11.590 --> 01:40:13.800
We were in the neighborhood.
We figured we'd stop by.

01:40:13.884 --> 01:40:15.260
No, we weren't.

01:40:15.343 --> 01:40:18.054
- We were in the neighborhood...
- No, we weren't.

01:40:18.138 --> 01:40:18.972
We weren't.

01:40:19.055 --> 01:40:21.141
We were not in the area.

01:40:21.224 --> 01:40:24.269
But I stopped
and I got some flowers that say,

01:40:25.395 --> 01:40:27.230
"sorry for being an idiot."

01:40:28.440 --> 01:40:31.401
I wanted to come and bring the flowers
by here and give them to you.

01:40:31.484 --> 01:40:34.362
But I didn't want you not to be here,
then I leave them on the step,

01:40:34.446 --> 01:40:38.283
then somebody come by, steal the flowers,
and you never get the flowers.

01:40:38.366 --> 01:40:42.204
You know, there are a lot
of flower thieves in this building.

01:40:42.287 --> 01:40:44.706
- I didn't wanna say nothing, but yeah.
- Really astute.

01:40:45.832 --> 01:40:46.832
Maddy.

01:40:47.834 --> 01:40:49.628
It's so good to see you. How you been?

01:40:49.711 --> 01:40:51.838
I have a really loose tooth.

01:40:51.922 --> 01:40:53.590
- Look.
- Ooh.

01:40:53.673 --> 01:40:56.134
Hey, tooth fairy will visit.

01:41:01.806 --> 01:41:03.558
So I'll take those.

01:41:06.311 --> 01:41:07.562
I'm sorry.

01:41:08.563 --> 01:41:09.689
Can you forgive me?

01:41:11.691 --> 01:41:15.695
I... need to talk to maddy for a second.

01:41:17.280 --> 01:41:19.282
- Okay.
- All right.

01:41:19.366 --> 01:41:21.868
I have a very serious question to ask you.

01:41:22.661 --> 01:41:26.206
What are your favorite flavors
of ice cream?

01:41:26.498 --> 01:41:27.832
Hmm...

01:41:27.916 --> 01:41:29.334
Strawberry.

01:41:29.417 --> 01:41:30.502
I like strawberry.

01:41:30.585 --> 01:41:32.003
Vanilla.

01:41:32.712 --> 01:41:34.297
Coffee.

01:41:34.381 --> 01:41:35.632
Hold up. Coffee?

01:41:36.216 --> 01:41:39.636
Seriously?
You actually like coffee ice cream?

01:41:40.595 --> 01:41:41.595
Huh.

01:41:42.013 --> 01:41:44.808
You don't like actual coffee, do you?

01:41:44.891 --> 01:41:46.351
Mm, no, that's gross.

01:41:46.434 --> 01:41:48.353
Okay, good. Yes, that's gross.

01:41:48.436 --> 01:41:51.690
If he is giving you coffee,
will you text me?

01:41:55.110 --> 01:41:56.903
Ugh. Baby.

01:41:59.572 --> 01:42:00.699
All right.

01:42:00.782 --> 01:42:03.368
Have we left him waiting long enough?

01:42:03.451 --> 01:42:04.494
Mm.

01:42:06.579 --> 01:42:07.622
I guess.

01:42:07.706 --> 01:42:08.999
Girl, I guess too.

01:42:09.708 --> 01:42:10.708
Come on.

01:42:12.460 --> 01:42:15.547
Maddy and I are gonna go
get some ice cream.

01:42:16.840 --> 01:42:17.840
You wanna third-wheel?

01:42:21.303 --> 01:42:22.971
I mean, yes.

01:42:23.972 --> 01:42:25.348
Yes, I would.

01:42:30.937 --> 01:42:33.023
- Oh. Ooh.
- Is that your ice cream dance?

01:43:13.188 --> 01:43:16.608
- Are you sure you're okay with this?
- I'm okay. I'm not afraid.

01:43:16.691 --> 01:43:19.778
All right.
It's only for the rest of the year, okay?

01:43:20.362 --> 01:43:22.906
So you don't like it,
we gonna find something else.

01:43:22.989 --> 01:43:24.783
But if you're not afraid, then guess what.

01:43:25.325 --> 01:43:26.701
I'm not either.

01:43:28.661 --> 01:43:31.664
Hello, Mr. Logelin. Welcome back, maddy.

01:43:31.748 --> 01:43:34.125
Interesting choice of outfit today, sir.

01:43:34.209 --> 01:43:37.462
I'm wearing my uniform,
and maddy is wearing pants.

01:43:38.213 --> 01:43:39.881
You look very nice today, maddy.

01:43:39.964 --> 01:43:42.175
- And we're changing our dress code.
- Thank you.

01:43:42.258 --> 01:43:43.468
Go to school.

01:43:50.392 --> 01:43:51.392
Hey, maddy.

01:43:52.811 --> 01:43:54.104
I love you this much.

01:43:55.146 --> 01:43:56.314
Hey, hey.

01:44:00.693 --> 01:44:02.695
I don't know how to do the dance.

01:44:04.072 --> 01:44:55.072
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