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Today's the biggest day
of your life, babe.

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Don't get too high.

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♪ ♪

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♪ I wrote a letter to myself ♪

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♪ In the form of a song ♪

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♪ I can play when
the Sun shines ♪

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♪ I know better
than to trust anything ♪

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♪ That I say to myself
when I'm this high ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I just did a interview with
my eyes closed, Motherfucker ♪

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♪ I just smoked a blunt
It looked like pyro ♪

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♪ Only comments I see are
the bad ones, yeah yeah ♪

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♪ Only playlists I like
are the sad ones ♪

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♪ I let the medicine in I
know it don't help in the end ♪

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♪ But I got depression again ♪

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♪ I had a meeting at seven,
I skipped it and slept in ♪

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♪ And woke up at 7:00 P.M. ♪

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♪ I cut my hair
off like Britney ♪

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♪ Sprinkle dust like a pixie ♪

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♪ Wipe my nose like it's itchy ♪

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♪ I'm tatted up ♪

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♪ I don't give a fuck ♪

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♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪

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♪ ♪

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<i>London: God, why is anyone
up this early?</i>

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<i>Who's texting me?</i>

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<i>Oh, it's Apple.</i>

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<i>I wish I didn't have
to do this...</i>

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<i>Good mourning with a u?</i>

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<i>What the fuck?</i>

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<i>Weird.</i>

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<i>Woman: Hi, it's Apple,
leave me a message.</i>

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Uh, hi.

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I'm a little confused,
could you call me back?

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Okay? I love you.

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<i>Right, so I haven't left
a voicemail in like five years</i>

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<i>and why did she spell
"mourning" like that?</i>

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<i>A time of sadness
because of a loss.</i>

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<i>What the fuck?</i>

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<i>Well, today
should be interesting.</i>

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♪ ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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♪ All right! ♪

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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

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♪ Today might suck ♪

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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪

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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

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♪ Today might suck ♪

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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪

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♪ Is this a dream? ♪

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♪ A really fuckin' bad one? ♪

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♪ I'm in between... ♪

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Ah!

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<i>When I was growing up,
my family didn't really</i>

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<i>have any money,
so when I finally got some,</i>

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<i>I bought the coolest thing
that I thought money could buy.</i>

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<i>I call it the flower shower.</i>

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<i>Man, I have no ass.
I need to do some squats.</i>

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<i>If I haven't said it yet,
my name is London Clash.</i>

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<i>I'm an actor on this show
called Good Bad People.</i>

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<i>It's the number one
series on TV right now.</i>

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<i>Oh yeah, the finale
premiered last night.</i>

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<i>I hope everyone liked it.</i>

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<i>Whoa! Cold showers
do make your dick small.</i>

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♪ We coulda stopped
this car crash ♪

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♪ If only she
would text me back ♪

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♪ And let me know
it wasn't true ♪

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♪ Now I spell
Good Mourning with a "u" ♪

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♪ Good Mourning ♪

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<i>You know why it sucks when
you're going through it</i>

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<i>with your partner?</i>

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<i>Because everything
reminds you of them.</i>

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♪ Good Mourning ♪

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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪

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♪ Good Mourning ♪

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<i>Wow... is it weird
she's all I think about?</i>

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♪ Good Mourning ♪

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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪

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<i>Okay. She has too have
hit me up by now.</i>

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<i>I mean, there's no way
she hasn't said something.</i>

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<i>This is Dylan.</i>

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<i>I met him when he
was working In N Out</i>

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<i>and he used to hook me up
with free burgers and shakes.</i>

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<i>He's been my boy ever since.</i>

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<i>He's also convinced
that Avril Levigne</i>

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<i>wrote the song "Sk8ter Boi"
about him,</i>

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<i>but we're all pretty
sure they've never even met.</i>

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Ewww...

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My dude.

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♪ ♪

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Yo, does this look like
a break-up text to you

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or... or am I tripping?

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Yes. Yes, that does look like
a breakup text to me.

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Damn.

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Because like... I called
and it went to voicemail.

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You know, like I texted,
it turned green.

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I can't get in contact with her.

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It's like everything
was all good.

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- Now I don't know where to...
- Dude. Dude.

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You want some?

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No.

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Aw, fuck, man.

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I've created like eight
different movies in my head

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about what's happened between
last night and this morning

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and seven of them
are horror films.

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What's the eighth one?

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It's like The Notebook,
but without all the happy parts.

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So it's just Ryan Gosling
crying for two hours straight.

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Look, she said "Good mourning"

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with a fuckin "u".
What, did someone die?

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Are you British? Good morning.

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If she's breaking up with me,
I'm moving back to Ohio,

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I swear to God.

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♪ ♪

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Dylan?

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Good talk.

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♪ ♪

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Um... Hello.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I'm your new assistant.

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Oh.

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Wow. I'm... I am so sorry.

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My assistant
forgot to remind me.

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Welcome to my house.

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What's your name?

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- Olive.
- Okay, I'm London.

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I know.

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Uh, want to take the elevator?

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Yeah.

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I, uh... I watched an interview

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that said that you can't
start your day without coffee.

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So I got you a latte.

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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, okay.

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Sorry.

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- No, no.
- I mean, well...

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- Okay.
- I guess I should show you.

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It's your house.

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<i>All right. This is Leo.</i>

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<i>He's been my best friend
since third grade</i>

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<i>when he gave me his gym shorts
after I drank</i>

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<i>too much Mountain Dew
and peed my pants.</i>

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<i>A couple years ago he DJed
a rave out in Joshua Tree</i>

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<i>and never fully came back.</i>

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<i>He's also the reason
why I have to find</i>

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<i>new assistants every month.</i>

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<i>He doesn't trust anyone.</i>

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What the fuck?

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Did you even check what
kind of dairy's in there?

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'Cause from here it smells
like cows milk.

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- No, it's... it's goat milk.
- Goat milk.

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Where the fuck do you get
goat milk from?

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I milked a goat.

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No, you didn't.

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Mmm. That's Photoshop.

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I'm just going to stop
both you all though real quick.

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Why would you give me goat milk?

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I watched an interview,
you said you like goat milk.

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Nah, I didn't even
know goats made milk.

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You probably heard
me say "oat" milk.

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Not goat milk.

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Is there any way we could do
one more coffee run, please?

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- I'm sorry.
- Man, that's funny.

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And that coffee
better be organic, sweetie.

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Chill. What the fuck?

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My dude.

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I'm having a shitty day, man.

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Apple's ghosting me.

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Actually, I think Apple's
breaking up with me.

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Damn, man.

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And on top of that,

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I'm still waiting
to hear from my agent

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about this Batman role,

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but I haven't heard
anything yet.

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Man, your energy
all fucked up, man.

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Come with me, bro.

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Yo, welcome to my Zen den.

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Mind closing that door?

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Yeah.

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What the fuck was that?

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Relax, man.

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Gotta receive this energy.

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Received.

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You really need
to calm down, man.

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That's right. Seems like
you're having a lot of problems

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in your relationship, man.

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- Problems in the bedroom...
- Well...

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But you see this crystal here
activates your sacral chakra.

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Costs like $5,000, man.

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Feel that.

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I don't have a problem
with my dick, but...

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Johnny Depp uses them
after his orgies.

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Really rocks out
with his cock out, man.

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How do you know that?

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We're getting your
energy right man.

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Close your eyes.
We're finding your happy place.

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I don't want to go
to my happy place.

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Fucking close your eyes, man.

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We're going to fucking
find your happy place.

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Just go there.
Are you there yet?

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Check this out.
This is brilliance.

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The whole world
is gonna fuck with this.

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It's going to be
like next level.

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This is Buddha Trap.

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♪ ♪

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It's dope.

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Can you see in that thing?

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Yeah, man, third eye.

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Sick.

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Told you this shit's dope, man.

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Maybe you shouldn't...

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Oh, shit. Fire.

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Told you this shit's fire.

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No, idiot. Fire!

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Oh, shit shit shit!
Get the fuck away from there!

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<i>Meet Kennedy.</i>

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<i>She moved in with us a couple
of years ago</i>

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<i>from San Francisco.</i>

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<i>I was her first investor
in an app she created,</i>

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<i>which was kind of like
the Peloton, except hers</i>

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<i>took a more extreme approach.</i>

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Come on, you sweaty bitch.

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- Get mad!
- I am mad, bitch!

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- You real mad?
- How mad are you, bitch?

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I'm so mad! Ha ha ha!

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Honey, what are you doing?

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Baby, I'm working it!
I'm working it!

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Well, work it a little quieter.

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I can't!

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Ha! That's why your
last boyfriend left you. Ooh!

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What did you say?

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You want one of these, bitch?

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<i>She also hates boys and can't
really stand any of us.</i>

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<i>But she sticks around anyway.</i>

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♪ ♪

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That is not how
I saw that going, bro.

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What the fuck?

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I can't believe you, bro.

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Damn, man.
Leave it up to me, right?

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Yo, man, I know this
isn't the best timing

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and all, but if you want
to use that song

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for your next movie
at the end of the credits,

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it'd be really tripping, bro.

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I'm telling you, that shit's
hard as fuck.

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Man.

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Oh, shit.

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- Hello.
- Hello?

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Hi.

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<i>So this is Apple, the girl
I've been talking about.</i>

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<i>We've been dating for
a year and she's</i>

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<i>the only person I've ever said,
"I love you" to.</i>

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<i>She blew up when she was like 13</i>

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<i>from this movie
called The Baby Butterfly.</i>

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<i>She got an Oscar from it.</i>

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<i>We got introduced
at a movie premiere, and, yeah.</i>

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<i>I still have no idea
why she likes me.</i>

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Hey, can you hear me?

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Yeah. Are you okay?

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<i>No, I'm not. That text.</i>

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What did you mean by it...

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♪ ♪

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Hello?

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Okay.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no, no, no. Hello? Hello?

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Bro... Trippy, are you serious?

00:12:39.704 --> 00:12:41.238
Why are you even here?

00:12:41.338 --> 00:12:43.741
I had to come over here
extra early to let you know

00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:47.377
that finale last night.
Seven days.

00:12:48.845 --> 00:12:51.348
Weak. That shit was garbage.

00:12:53.884 --> 00:12:55.284
You know I don't
direct that, right?

00:12:55.319 --> 00:12:58.255
Like, I didn't create the show.
I just act in it.

00:12:58.355 --> 00:13:00.090
You should've acted
like you gave a fuck

00:13:00.190 --> 00:13:02.392
when you ruined
America's favorite TV show.

00:13:02.492 --> 00:13:03.661
Just saying.

00:13:03.761 --> 00:13:05.797
Damn, man. Why?

00:13:08.231 --> 00:13:11.368
Apple done dumped you for
a new famous guy?

00:13:11.468 --> 00:13:12.804
You're a dick, man.

00:13:12.903 --> 00:13:14.280
I don't know how
you keep getting in my house.

00:13:14.304 --> 00:13:15.872
Leo, can I please
use your phone?

00:13:15.972 --> 00:13:17.374
Yeah, man. No swiping.

00:13:17.474 --> 00:13:18.475
You got Apple's number?

00:13:18.576 --> 00:13:19.843
Fuck no. I got boundaries, man.

00:13:19.943 --> 00:13:20.953
I'll never have her number.

00:13:20.977 --> 00:13:22.245
Bro, you're tripping.

00:13:22.346 --> 00:13:23.914
Damn, everything's
so weird today, bro.

00:13:24.014 --> 00:13:27.585
Damn, London, you're sure
right about that, man.

00:13:27.685 --> 00:13:30.320
Mercury is in Everglades.

00:13:31.888 --> 00:13:34.592
- It's retrograde, Leo.
- Fuck.

00:13:37.695 --> 00:13:39.229
Thank you. Thank you. What?

00:13:39.329 --> 00:13:41.298
How did you even? Okay.

00:13:41.398 --> 00:13:45.902
Can you put that in a bowl of
rice and see if it'll work?

00:13:48.905 --> 00:13:52.509
Hey, that rice better
be organic!

00:13:56.547 --> 00:13:57.547
Hard.

00:13:57.582 --> 00:13:59.216
The universe is talking, man.

00:14:05.556 --> 00:14:08.760
Why knock if you're just
going to come in anyway?

00:14:08.860 --> 00:14:11.863
Kennedy, I need Apple's number.

00:14:11.995 --> 00:14:14.898
You don't have your own
girlfriend's phone number.

00:14:14.998 --> 00:14:16.466
It's in my phone.

00:14:16.567 --> 00:14:18.935
Where is your phone?

00:14:19.035 --> 00:14:21.037
It's in rice. Um...

00:14:23.808 --> 00:14:25.442
Please don't move out.

00:14:26.611 --> 00:14:28.178
In here I've already moved out.

00:14:28.278 --> 00:14:32.015
♪ ♪

00:14:32.115 --> 00:14:33.651
I have a question.

00:14:33.751 --> 00:14:36.854
Do you know Dylan is drowning
in his bowl of cereal right now?

00:14:36.953 --> 00:14:39.222
I do know that
because I saved his life.

00:14:39.322 --> 00:14:41.224
Leo just committed arson
ten minutes ago

00:14:41.324 --> 00:14:42.736
and my girlfriend
is breaking up with me.

00:14:42.760 --> 00:14:45.362
How the fuck do you not care?

00:14:48.432 --> 00:14:49.867
Do you care?

00:14:49.966 --> 00:14:52.402
Okay, so I paid all
of your utilities,

00:14:52.502 --> 00:14:54.906
I deposited the mortgage,
the fridge is full of food.

00:14:55.005 --> 00:14:56.617
There's a plunger
in that downstairs bathroom

00:14:56.641 --> 00:14:59.242
and Leo should probably
explore a new diet.

00:14:59.342 --> 00:15:04.214
And also, you're definitely
going to need this.

00:15:04.314 --> 00:15:06.651
Oh, and no, I don't care,

00:15:06.751 --> 00:15:09.453
because you're like 30.

00:15:09.554 --> 00:15:11.054
Time to grow up.

00:15:18.261 --> 00:15:20.530
You really were the best
roommate.

00:15:20.631 --> 00:15:24.201
Remember that one time
you changed my tire?

00:15:25.302 --> 00:15:30.006
Taught me how to tie a tie.
Fuck.

00:15:30.106 --> 00:15:31.586
Now I'll probably never
see you again.

00:15:38.749 --> 00:15:40.651
Put your seat belt on.

00:15:40.751 --> 00:15:42.385
Farewell, London.

00:15:42.486 --> 00:15:44.087
Goodbye, Kennedy.

00:15:55.198 --> 00:15:56.399
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:15:56.500 --> 00:15:59.737
You moved into the house
across the street?

00:16:01.939 --> 00:16:04.107
Hello, London.

00:16:04.207 --> 00:16:05.408
What the fuck?

00:16:07.210 --> 00:16:08.779
<i>This is Angel.</i>

00:16:08.880 --> 00:16:10.848
<i>He's another one of my
best friends from back home</i>

00:16:10.948 --> 00:16:12.683
<i>and he's always been
the cool one.</i>

00:16:12.783 --> 00:16:14.317
<i>At least in his mind.</i>

00:16:14.417 --> 00:16:16.486
<i>He started this clothing
company called No Safety,</i>

00:16:16.587 --> 00:16:19.322
<i>and it made a bunch of money
after for some kid on TikTok</i>

00:16:19.422 --> 00:16:22.192
<i>wore it in a video
of him smoking his own pubes.</i>

00:16:22.292 --> 00:16:23.661
<i>Hey, a win's a win.</i>

00:16:23.761 --> 00:16:26.931
I think I got to go full method
to get this Batman role.

00:16:27.030 --> 00:16:29.299
I don't know, homey.
Method actors are weird.

00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:32.168
Remember that time
on the set of Good Bad People?

00:16:34.271 --> 00:16:36.349
Danny Trejo's arrived, he's
our guest today on the show.

00:16:36.373 --> 00:16:37.942
He's playing a caveman.

00:16:38.041 --> 00:16:39.710
Just reminder, he's full method.

00:16:39.810 --> 00:16:41.111
Okay.

00:16:42.178 --> 00:16:43.814
Sick, this is tight.

00:16:46.349 --> 00:16:48.318
Danny, what's up, man?

00:16:48.418 --> 00:16:49.987
Dude, I'm such a big fan.

00:16:50.086 --> 00:16:52.455
I'm so excited that
you're doing this show.

00:16:52.557 --> 00:16:53.958
This is so tight.

00:16:56.326 --> 00:17:00.430
You need a... you need help
with your acting shit?

00:17:00.530 --> 00:17:03.000
My agent said that I should do
some self tapes or whatever.

00:17:03.099 --> 00:17:05.036
Can you film me?

00:17:05.135 --> 00:17:06.771
You can't...
you can't do those yourself?

00:17:06.871 --> 00:17:09.406
I just got hit in the head
with a water balloon

00:17:09.506 --> 00:17:11.742
and it broke my phone, so...

00:17:11.842 --> 00:17:13.476
It happened to me once, too.

00:17:18.481 --> 00:17:20.521
So if you want to have me
film that, that'd be cool.

00:17:20.618 --> 00:17:23.754
No, I know, but
it's a self... tape.

00:17:26.023 --> 00:17:29.392
I get it.
Just fucking help me. Thanks.

00:17:32.763 --> 00:17:33.864
Bring your phone.

00:17:40.170 --> 00:17:42.873
Use the stairs.

00:17:42.974 --> 00:17:44.407
I'll meet you down there.

00:17:47.645 --> 00:17:52.248
For fuck's sake.
Angel, it's one floor down.

00:17:53.851 --> 00:17:55.452
Fuck you.

00:17:59.023 --> 00:18:00.791
Okay, this is
my impersonation of

00:18:00.891 --> 00:18:03.293
Draco Malfoy looking for drugs.

00:18:03.393 --> 00:18:05.428
Where's the pot, Potter?

00:18:11.002 --> 00:18:12.870
I don't like Draco very much.

00:18:16.574 --> 00:18:20.711
You've already started it,
haven't you?

00:18:23.213 --> 00:18:25.650
I just wanted him
to play the viola.

00:18:25.750 --> 00:18:27.718
Now go fetch him,
tell him I gave him

00:18:27.818 --> 00:18:29.152
a five fat dollar gold piece

00:18:29.252 --> 00:18:31.454
he plays his little habanero
pepper heart out.

00:18:32.623 --> 00:18:33.858
Go on.

00:18:42.066 --> 00:18:43.567
Anyone know the number of 911?

00:18:43.668 --> 00:18:46.604
All righty then.

00:18:48.773 --> 00:18:50.282
Wait, am I supposed to...
Am I supposed to say...

00:18:50.306 --> 00:18:51.450
You're supposed to shut
the fuck up.

00:18:51.474 --> 00:18:53.376
- Sorry.
- I'm a wall.

00:18:58.783 --> 00:19:00.117
Yo, what was that one?

00:19:00.216 --> 00:19:01.536
Like Game of Thrones
or something.

00:19:01.619 --> 00:19:03.096
I'm trying to get
on one of those shows.

00:19:03.120 --> 00:19:05.188
Oh yeah, I can see that.
I can see that.

00:19:05.288 --> 00:19:06.857
Zombies...

00:19:06.957 --> 00:19:07.958
Oh, shit.

00:19:10.326 --> 00:19:12.797
- Hey.
- Yo.

00:19:12.897 --> 00:19:14.330
Olive, really?

00:19:15.298 --> 00:19:17.101
This is serious shit, fuck.

00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:18.401
You have to go right now.

00:19:18.501 --> 00:19:20.113
You have to meet
your agent in 20 minutes.

00:19:20.137 --> 00:19:22.940
You can't get anywhere
in 20 minutes.

00:19:23.040 --> 00:19:24.775
This didn't work.

00:19:24.875 --> 00:19:26.077
Fuck!

00:19:26.177 --> 00:19:28.244
♪ ♪

00:19:38.388 --> 00:19:40.390
<i>Okay, so that's Sabrina.</i>

00:19:40.490 --> 00:19:42.159
<i>She's my stalker.</i>

00:19:42.258 --> 00:19:44.962
<i>She literally sits out here
every day, leaves me flowers,</i>

00:19:45.062 --> 00:19:45.963
<i>sends me DMs.</i>

00:19:46.063 --> 00:19:47.598
Wave to your stalker.

00:19:47.698 --> 00:19:49.900
<i>Got my number a couple
of times, I don't know how.</i>

00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:51.501
<i>Sends me texts.</i>

00:19:52.335 --> 00:19:54.237
<i>It's all pretty weird.</i>

00:20:03.614 --> 00:20:06.150
Ah, fuck, it's starting
to burn my hand.

00:20:06.249 --> 00:20:08.418
I got it.

00:20:11.354 --> 00:20:13.389
Wait, is that why
you wear gloves?

00:20:14.859 --> 00:20:18.195
Bro, you never jerked
off with those gloves, did you?

00:20:18.294 --> 00:20:20.598
Oh, in that case, I don't
want to hit that.

00:20:20.698 --> 00:20:22.900
- Me, either.
- Oh, God no.

00:20:26.904 --> 00:20:28.205
Tick tock.

00:20:28.304 --> 00:20:30.373
Oh, Jesus. About fucking time.
Hi.

00:20:30.473 --> 00:20:33.543
Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi, I'm... hi.

00:20:33.644 --> 00:20:35.880
Oh no.

00:20:35.980 --> 00:20:37.681
<i>Meet Maxine Goldberg.</i>

00:20:37.782 --> 00:20:39.893
<i>Probably the scariest person
I've ever met in my entire life</i>

00:20:39.917 --> 00:20:41.351
<i>and one of the biggest
germophobes</i>

00:20:41.451 --> 00:20:43.053
<i>I've ever met in my entire life.</i>

00:20:43.154 --> 00:20:44.822
<i>In the three years
of knowing her,</i>

00:20:44.922 --> 00:20:47.792
<i>I've never actually seen
her physically touch anybody.</i>

00:20:47.892 --> 00:20:49.392
<i>She also happens to be one of.</i>

00:20:49.492 --> 00:20:51.028
<i>Hollywood's most
powerful agents.</i>

00:20:51.128 --> 00:20:52.997
You guys are right on time.

00:20:53.097 --> 00:20:55.800
20 minutes late.

00:20:55.900 --> 00:20:59.570
Do you want to thank me now
for the best day of your life?

00:21:01.639 --> 00:21:04.407
You actually want me to
thank you?

00:21:04.507 --> 00:21:07.978
Fine, get me another purse,
this one's disgusting.

00:21:08.078 --> 00:21:09.547
For that.

00:21:10.848 --> 00:21:13.449
The Batman script.
Shut the fuck up!

00:21:13.551 --> 00:21:15.553
- How did you get this?
- How did I get this?

00:21:15.653 --> 00:21:18.255
I'm Maxine.
What do you mean, how did I...

00:21:18.354 --> 00:21:20.624
Okay, Google me.
That's how I got it.

00:21:20.724 --> 00:21:24.527
You have a meeting with
the director today at 5:00.

00:21:24.628 --> 00:21:26.396
You just need to show up.

00:21:26.496 --> 00:21:28.732
He's a narcissist,
so just say you liked him

00:21:28.833 --> 00:21:32.570
on Joe Rogan or some shit
and the job is yours.

00:21:32.670 --> 00:21:36.307
- Don't put that on your face.
- I can't. I can't go today.

00:21:36.406 --> 00:21:37.540
- You can't go today?
- No.

00:21:37.641 --> 00:21:39.375
Apple's like breaking up
with me,

00:21:39.475 --> 00:21:41.511
my head's all over the place.

00:21:41.612 --> 00:21:44.181
I need to figure that out.

00:21:44.281 --> 00:21:47.785
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

00:21:47.885 --> 00:21:49.485
That is awful.

00:21:49.587 --> 00:21:51.055
But I am going to say to you

00:21:51.155 --> 00:21:54.792
what I say to all my clients
who are in this situation.

00:21:54.892 --> 00:21:59.797
The only thing that will never
break your heart is money.

00:22:00.831 --> 00:22:01.699
Jesus Christ.

00:22:01.799 --> 00:22:04.534
That ho is loyal. You feel me?

00:22:04.635 --> 00:22:05.836
Can you push this meeting?

00:22:05.936 --> 00:22:07.638
No, I can not push
the fucking meeting

00:22:07.738 --> 00:22:09.106
with the director of Batman,

00:22:09.206 --> 00:22:12.076
for the biggest franchise
in the fucking world.

00:22:12.176 --> 00:22:13.677
You want me to push the meeting?

00:22:13.777 --> 00:22:15.177
You're already
a straight white guy.

00:22:15.246 --> 00:22:16.580
You're already pushing it.

00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:19.016
You already pushed it.

00:22:19.116 --> 00:22:21.517
And who got a moderately
successful TV actor

00:22:21.619 --> 00:22:24.355
to the front of the Batman line

00:22:24.454 --> 00:22:29.126
in front of not one
but two Hemsworth's?

00:22:29.226 --> 00:22:32.196
So feels like I did my job...

00:22:32.296 --> 00:22:34.031
- Right.
- I need you to do yours.

00:22:35.132 --> 00:22:36.734
I have done my job.

00:22:36.834 --> 00:22:39.837
I actually did six months
of training for this job.

00:22:39.937 --> 00:22:43.140
I hung upside down
like a fucking bat

00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:45.709
from a bunk bed for two weeks.

00:22:45.809 --> 00:22:47.778
I've been training my lower,
my lower voice

00:22:47.878 --> 00:22:49.546
so I can talk like this.
Hi, I'm Bruce.

00:22:49.647 --> 00:22:51.047
Yeah, pretty good.
It's pretty good.

00:22:51.115 --> 00:22:52.583
They'll fix it in post.

00:22:52.683 --> 00:22:54.661
I didn't even go out last night
for the finale party.

00:22:54.685 --> 00:22:56.220
Like, I'm dedicated.
The work is there.

00:22:56.320 --> 00:22:58.521
Yeah, that's not something
you should be celebrating.

00:22:58.622 --> 00:23:00.724
Why? What?
Why are you saying that?

00:23:00.824 --> 00:23:02.326
Why is everyone saying that?

00:23:02.425 --> 00:23:04.595
I'm the asshole that has
to break the news to him

00:23:04.695 --> 00:23:07.398
about that piece of shit fucking
train wreck nightmare finale?

00:23:07.497 --> 00:23:09.300
Let's just be grateful
that 15 years ago,

00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:11.802
I gave this director a handjob
at the Pluto Nash premiere,

00:23:11.902 --> 00:23:14.939
and today is the day
it pays off.

00:23:15.806 --> 00:23:17.708
I'm going to ask you a question,

00:23:17.808 --> 00:23:21.412
and I hope you answer it
better than Josh Hartnett did.

00:23:21.511 --> 00:23:23.814
Do you want to be in love

00:23:23.914 --> 00:23:26.482
or do you want to be the biggest
star in the fucking world?

00:23:26.583 --> 00:23:28.419
Because you can't have both.

00:23:28.518 --> 00:23:30.354
- Okay, um...
- This is Batman.

00:23:30.453 --> 00:23:32.122
All right,
I'll be at the meeting.

00:23:32.222 --> 00:23:33.357
- Batman!
- I got you.

00:23:33.456 --> 00:23:35.793
- The only movie that matters.
- I know.

00:23:37.428 --> 00:23:39.029
I'll be at the meeting.

00:23:39.129 --> 00:23:40.364
Fuck.

00:23:40.496 --> 00:23:42.032
That was good,
that was pretty good,

00:23:42.132 --> 00:23:45.569
Don't... why does that smell
like pussy?

00:23:47.237 --> 00:23:49.206
You're free now, little shrimp.

00:23:49.306 --> 00:23:50.583
Hey, London, London, right here!

00:23:50.607 --> 00:23:52.508
- You guys energy is all off.
- London, hey!

00:23:52.609 --> 00:23:54.979
Hey, London, yeah we just saw
Apple leaving the Everly

00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:56.113
looking all sad.

00:23:56.213 --> 00:23:58.349
- You guys good?
- London, did you cheat on Apple?

00:23:58.449 --> 00:24:00.084
Fucking move.

00:24:01.819 --> 00:24:04.555
♪ I got skeletons in my closet ♪

00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:18.402
Is that who I think it is?

00:24:18.501 --> 00:24:20.503
Oh my God, movie man.

00:24:20.604 --> 00:24:22.139
What's up, Barry?
Yo, you see Apple?

00:24:22.239 --> 00:24:24.174
Yes, she was just here
like two minutes ago.

00:24:24.274 --> 00:24:25.175
- She left?
- Yeah.

00:24:25.275 --> 00:24:26.377
Fuck!

00:24:26.477 --> 00:24:27.811
Did she say where she was going?

00:24:27.911 --> 00:24:29.431
You know what, she did.
She actually...

00:24:29.512 --> 00:24:30.614
No, are you fucking crazy?

00:24:30.714 --> 00:24:31.815
You guys never talk to me.

00:24:31.915 --> 00:24:33.484
I mean, the only reason
you know my name

00:24:33.584 --> 00:24:35.224
is because
it's on my nametag right there.

00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:38.822
B-E-R-R-Y. Berry.

00:24:38.922 --> 00:24:40.962
I don't know, Berry, I feel
like we're kind of cool.

00:24:41.025 --> 00:24:44.161
Like every time I come here,
we always have a little...

00:24:44.261 --> 00:24:45.329
- Oh, do ya?
- Something.

00:24:45.429 --> 00:24:46.730
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- All right.

00:24:46.830 --> 00:24:48.298
Come here, come here.

00:24:48.399 --> 00:24:49.759
- You feel this right here?
- Yeah.

00:24:49.800 --> 00:24:51.935
- Yeah, that feels good.
- That's homie shit.

00:24:52.036 --> 00:24:53.570
That's homie shit?
We're friends now?

00:24:53.670 --> 00:24:54.705
- Yeah.
- All right.

00:24:54.805 --> 00:24:57.941
- We can be friends.
- Yeah.

00:24:58.042 --> 00:25:01.812
One second, sir,
I am down to party.

00:25:01.912 --> 00:25:03.447
And I'm cool around celebrities.

00:25:03.547 --> 00:25:06.650
I actually frequent
the town with Andy Dick.

00:25:06.750 --> 00:25:09.119
If I don't mean to brag.

00:25:09.219 --> 00:25:10.997
- That's tight.
- The Dick calls me all the time.

00:25:11.021 --> 00:25:12.532
He's like, yo, what's up,
it's the Dick,

00:25:12.556 --> 00:25:13.556
and I'm like, What's up?

00:25:13.624 --> 00:25:16.160
You know It's Berry.

00:25:16.260 --> 00:25:17.940
Hey, do you get your hair
done at the mall?

00:25:19.196 --> 00:25:20.364
That's not necessary, sir.

00:25:20.464 --> 00:25:21.832
I get mine done at the mall.

00:25:21.932 --> 00:25:23.443
If you ever want to come
together, we could probably

00:25:23.467 --> 00:25:24.467
get a two for one.

00:25:24.501 --> 00:25:25.769
-You know, -Sick, dude.

00:25:25.869 --> 00:25:27.604
- Yeah, I'm gonna text you.
- Yeah...

00:25:30.541 --> 00:25:33.243
If you just... I just
need you to text me.

00:25:33.343 --> 00:25:35.145
Yeah.

00:25:35.245 --> 00:25:36.313
I will fuck your wife.

00:25:36.413 --> 00:25:37.614
I'ma text you right now.

00:25:37.714 --> 00:25:39.154
Yeah, okay.
Send my love to the boys.

00:25:39.216 --> 00:25:40.117
All right, I will.

00:25:40.217 --> 00:25:41.553
Send my love to the boys?

00:25:41.652 --> 00:25:43.353
- The ones right here.
- Yeah.

00:25:43.454 --> 00:25:45.055
- They heard you.
- Okay, cool.

00:25:45.155 --> 00:25:46.356
All right.

00:25:46.457 --> 00:25:47.457
Do you know who that is?

00:25:47.524 --> 00:25:49.493
That was the movie man. Get out.

00:25:49.593 --> 00:25:52.463
Hurry up. Ridiculous.

00:25:52.564 --> 00:25:55.099
Doesn't even have a handle.

00:25:55.199 --> 00:25:59.069
Oh, fuck.
He doesn't even have my number.

00:25:59.169 --> 00:26:02.439
That's so sick.
I just got dogged.

00:26:02.539 --> 00:26:04.708
Get the fuck out.
Come on, today.

00:26:04.808 --> 00:26:06.243
Very cool car, sir.

00:26:06.343 --> 00:26:08.423
Is this the one that Tiger
keeps getting repossessed?

00:26:09.646 --> 00:26:10.914
How do you know Berry?

00:26:11.014 --> 00:26:13.117
How do I know Berry?
How do you know Berry?

00:26:13.217 --> 00:26:15.619
Dude saved Fat Joe's life
like twice last year.

00:26:15.719 --> 00:26:18.055
He can snap anybody
out of a bad trip.

00:26:18.155 --> 00:26:19.155
True.

00:26:19.223 --> 00:26:20.767
What time did y'all say
that meeting was?

00:26:20.791 --> 00:26:22.326
I don't know, dude.

00:26:22.426 --> 00:26:25.229
I can't think about anything
else but Apple right now.

00:26:25.329 --> 00:26:27.731
- I fucked up.
- Let's pull up to her crib.

00:26:32.503 --> 00:26:33.871
Babe?

00:26:35.105 --> 00:26:36.807
She's not here, man.
Let's just leave.

00:26:36.907 --> 00:26:38.308
You fucking kidding me, bro?

00:26:38.408 --> 00:26:40.053
We drove all the way out
here, rush hour traffic, man.

00:26:40.077 --> 00:26:41.912
We get some fucking answers.

00:26:42.012 --> 00:26:44.648
You know, my dad had this
saying, if you breaking up,

00:26:44.748 --> 00:26:46.416
you've got to break in.

00:26:46.517 --> 00:26:48.785
- Your dad used to say that?
- What?

00:26:48.886 --> 00:26:50.063
Well, I'm pretty
sure he got it. From Aaron Paul

00:26:50.087 --> 00:26:51.455
on an episode of Breaking Bad.

00:26:51.556 --> 00:26:52.456
Pretty sure he didn't say that.

00:26:52.557 --> 00:26:53.724
No.

00:26:53.824 --> 00:26:55.792
Well, I'm pretty
sure he broke in houses

00:26:55.893 --> 00:26:57.728
and got rich
with that bald guy, so...

00:26:57.828 --> 00:26:59.272
Did you ever finish
watching Breaking Bad?

00:26:59.296 --> 00:27:04.001
No, because somebody changed
their Netflix password.

00:27:04.101 --> 00:27:05.936
All right.
Look, we're not doing this.

00:27:06.036 --> 00:27:07.947
There's like six Kardashians
that live on the street.

00:27:07.971 --> 00:27:10.207
There's security everywhere.

00:27:11.675 --> 00:27:14.344
I'm not breaking
into my girlfriend's house.

00:27:19.183 --> 00:27:22.052
Can't believe I'm breaking into
my girlfriend's house.

00:27:28.158 --> 00:27:29.693
Apple?

00:27:34.431 --> 00:27:35.699
Babe.

00:27:43.575 --> 00:27:46.376
I'm starting to freak out.

00:27:50.013 --> 00:27:52.783
This is so weird,
I don't get it.

00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:58.656
- Yo.
- Damn.

00:27:58.755 --> 00:27:59.923
What a palace.

00:28:00.023 --> 00:28:02.292
Look at that
timeless chandelier.

00:28:02.392 --> 00:28:03.961
Guys, don't touch anything.

00:28:04.061 --> 00:28:06.296
All right? She'll notice.
She's OCD as fuck.

00:28:06.396 --> 00:28:08.765
I did that shit one time in
a rainforest with a shaman.

00:28:08.865 --> 00:28:10.867
That's how I got my third eye.

00:28:12.336 --> 00:28:14.672
That's DMT, Leo.

00:28:14.771 --> 00:28:16.440
Find clues, please.

00:28:17.709 --> 00:28:20.777
Hey, don't touch
anything, though.

00:28:27.517 --> 00:28:28.752
Oh...

00:28:29.587 --> 00:28:31.288
I found a clue.

00:28:35.058 --> 00:28:37.127
Whoa.

00:28:40.497 --> 00:28:42.065
Oh my God.

00:28:43.767 --> 00:28:44.669
Leo!

00:28:44.768 --> 00:28:45.670
Oh, man.

00:28:45.769 --> 00:28:48.038
No, no, no, no, no.

00:28:48.138 --> 00:28:50.040
Leo.

00:28:50.140 --> 00:28:52.776
What the fuck did you just do?

00:28:52.876 --> 00:28:56.179
London, what is this dust?

00:28:56.280 --> 00:28:58.515
That's not dust,
that's people, man.

00:29:00.050 --> 00:29:02.486
Homie, did you just
break the dead grandma vase?

00:29:02.587 --> 00:29:04.454
Oh, fuck.

00:29:04.555 --> 00:29:05.723
We can fix this.

00:29:05.822 --> 00:29:07.166
I think that was actually
the cousin

00:29:07.190 --> 00:29:09.960
that no one really liked. So...

00:29:10.060 --> 00:29:11.395
We got to pick him up.

00:29:11.495 --> 00:29:15.265
Whoa, I'm not fucking
with human remains, man.

00:29:15.365 --> 00:29:16.533
Dude, Leo.

00:29:17.801 --> 00:29:19.002
You did it.

00:29:21.071 --> 00:29:24.107
It's all good. It's all good.

00:29:27.911 --> 00:29:29.846
At least it
was just one of them.

00:29:29.946 --> 00:29:33.383
I mean, it doesn't even
look that bad, guys.

00:29:39.624 --> 00:29:42.159
Leo...

00:29:42.259 --> 00:29:44.494
You are the worst best friend
I've ever had.

00:29:49.266 --> 00:29:51.602
You just re-killed her
entire family.

00:29:55.740 --> 00:29:57.116
We got a suspicious
vehicle leaving.

00:29:57.140 --> 00:29:58.275
Apple Leone's House.

00:29:58.375 --> 00:30:01.546
Black G-Wagon covered
in safety pins.

00:30:03.614 --> 00:30:07.084
I swear to God, y'all better
think of some way to fix this.

00:30:20.364 --> 00:30:21.498
I got it.

00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:24.034
I got it, I figured it out.

00:30:24.134 --> 00:30:26.804
I don't want to smoke right now.

00:30:26.903 --> 00:30:28.905
Why are we whispering?

00:30:29.005 --> 00:30:30.608
Yeah, why are we whispering?

00:30:30.708 --> 00:30:31.709
They can hear us.

00:30:31.809 --> 00:30:33.543
Who can hear us?

00:30:38.248 --> 00:30:40.417
We're wearing her entire family.

00:30:42.854 --> 00:30:44.421
I'm gonna make a call.

00:30:46.724 --> 00:30:49.326
♪ ♪

00:31:01.938 --> 00:31:03.173
Your phone's fucked.

00:31:03.273 --> 00:31:04.975
I can get you a new one
before the meeting,

00:31:05.075 --> 00:31:06.844
and Maxine says you
have the Batman script

00:31:06.943 --> 00:31:08.746
and you still have to read it.

00:31:08.846 --> 00:31:10.882
Okay.

00:31:10.981 --> 00:31:12.884
Hey, Angel, who did
you just call?

00:31:12.983 --> 00:31:16.554
Since you guys want to
hit me last minute,

00:31:19.055 --> 00:31:21.024
this is our
spring/fall collection.

00:31:21.124 --> 00:31:24.829
We have blue dreams,
blue balls, Blue's Clues,

00:31:24.928 --> 00:31:27.598
Blue Man Group, Blue Ivy,
Blue Cantrell

00:31:27.698 --> 00:31:30.967
and you're my boy blue.

00:31:31.067 --> 00:31:32.870
We'll take the whole thing.

00:31:32.969 --> 00:31:35.205
Well, give me my money, then.

00:31:38.375 --> 00:31:41.244
Angel, no, man. What's the plan?

00:31:41.344 --> 00:31:43.480
I got a meeting at 5:00,
I don't want to get high.

00:31:43.581 --> 00:31:46.349
This is how we fix everything
we fucked up.

00:31:49.620 --> 00:31:53.256
We're gonna sit right here,
smoke all this weed

00:31:53.356 --> 00:31:55.425
and we're going to keep
the ashes.

00:31:55.525 --> 00:31:57.494
Word is from the
funeral home, homie,

00:31:57.595 --> 00:32:00.130
only ashes that can pass
for a cremated human body

00:32:00.230 --> 00:32:02.499
are the cannabis flower.

00:32:02.600 --> 00:32:05.135
You know what I think? I think
you just want to get high.

00:32:05.235 --> 00:32:06.637
This ain't no fun and games.

00:32:06.737 --> 00:32:08.739
Yeah, we're going to get high.

00:32:08.840 --> 00:32:10.641
But we're on a mission.

00:32:10.741 --> 00:32:12.442
Our boy is in trouble.

00:32:12.542 --> 00:32:14.177
You're tweaking.

00:32:14.277 --> 00:32:16.757
We don't got the lung capacity
to blow all this weed down, bro.

00:32:16.814 --> 00:32:18.583
Like, you buggin'.

00:32:23.588 --> 00:32:25.522
Go get Fat Joe, man.

00:32:33.731 --> 00:32:35.098
<i>This is Fat Joe.</i>

00:32:35.198 --> 00:32:36.834
<i>He's our skater homie
from Long Beach</i>

00:32:36.934 --> 00:32:38.903
<i>who sometimes crashes
at the house.</i>

00:32:39.002 --> 00:32:40.771
<i>He's not fat and
his real name is not Joe.</i>

00:32:40.872 --> 00:32:43.139
<i>But remember that song
lean back?</i>

00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.218
<i>I swear every day since we
met him, he gets so high,</i>

00:32:45.242 --> 00:32:47.544
<i>he leans back on everything.</i>

00:32:49.212 --> 00:32:52.382
Damn, y'all were really about
to smoke without me, huh?

00:32:52.482 --> 00:32:54.518
Bro, no.

00:32:55.753 --> 00:32:58.355
At least pass me some shit, man.

00:32:59.557 --> 00:33:01.559
Ooh.

00:33:01.659 --> 00:33:03.469
I know y'all were about
to smoke without me, too.

00:33:03.493 --> 00:33:04.762
I smelt it from the basement.

00:33:06.229 --> 00:33:08.164
At least let me connect
to Bluetooth, though.

00:33:08.265 --> 00:33:09.934
I got a playlist for this one.

00:33:10.033 --> 00:33:12.202
♪ ♪

00:33:13.403 --> 00:33:14.906
♪ This is stoner music, man ♪

00:33:15.006 --> 00:33:17.307
♪ Stoner, stoner ♪

00:33:20.110 --> 00:33:23.079
♪ I'm a stoner,
I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪

00:33:23.179 --> 00:33:26.951
♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner,
I'm a stoner ♪

00:33:27.050 --> 00:33:30.353
♪ I'm a stoner,
I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪

00:33:30.453 --> 00:33:32.222
♪ I'm a motherfucking stoner ♪

00:33:32.322 --> 00:33:35.358
♪ I just put a forty on my wrist
just like a boss ♪

00:33:35.458 --> 00:33:38.829
♪ I just put ten thousand on my
bitch just like a boss ♪

00:33:38.930 --> 00:33:42.132
♪ I just came from YSL
just like I'm from Boston ♪

00:33:42.232 --> 00:33:44.367
♪ YSL just like
I'm from Boston ♪

00:33:44.467 --> 00:33:47.004
♪ Just like I'm from Bos Bos ♪

00:33:47.103 --> 00:33:49.472
♪ Motherfucker ♪

00:33:53.376 --> 00:33:56.279
♪ ♪

00:33:56.379 --> 00:33:58.214
Prepare for ultimate liftoff.

00:33:58.315 --> 00:34:01.084
Who is going to survive
the four fingers of death?

00:34:05.255 --> 00:34:07.123
Yes, sirski.

00:34:20.537 --> 00:34:23.440
Oh, my God, they're
going out his phase.

00:34:26.476 --> 00:34:27.878
I win.

00:34:33.050 --> 00:34:34.585
Whoa, hey.

00:34:34.685 --> 00:34:37.622
Oh, are you all right?

00:34:37.722 --> 00:34:40.357
The bowl should be filled
by now, right?

00:34:47.197 --> 00:34:50.266
<i>This was the moment I realized:
We were fucked.</i>

00:34:50.367 --> 00:34:52.535
Oh, fuck, sorry, I forgot a box.

00:34:52.637 --> 00:34:55.372
Oh shit, did I walk in
on a smoke sesh?

00:35:06.416 --> 00:35:10.153
What do you guys not understand?

00:35:10.253 --> 00:35:13.624
I like girls.

00:35:13.724 --> 00:35:15.158
Ah!

00:35:15.258 --> 00:35:18.294
You got to let
that dream die. Scoot over.

00:35:29.874 --> 00:35:31.207
Does anybody have a lighter?

00:35:41.118 --> 00:35:42.687
That's glorious.

00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:48.391
Oh, man, I can't wait to sleep
in my new house.

00:35:48.491 --> 00:35:50.460
I've been waiting for
this my whole life.

00:35:50.561 --> 00:35:54.031
I always get stuck caretaking
dysfunctional households.

00:35:54.131 --> 00:35:58.135
♪ ♪

00:35:58.234 --> 00:35:59.937
Stupid blonde boy.

00:36:01.038 --> 00:36:02.573
I know.

00:36:02.673 --> 00:36:03.908
You're good.

00:36:08.311 --> 00:36:10.614
Are you crying?

00:36:11.414 --> 00:36:14.185
Look like you're crying.

00:36:14.284 --> 00:36:17.621
- No, I'm not.
- Why are our eyes all watery?

00:36:19.724 --> 00:36:21.458
Because I'm high.

00:36:23.226 --> 00:36:31.226
Smoke this shit, dude, shut up.

00:36:38.843 --> 00:36:40.611
Pussies.

00:36:40.711 --> 00:36:44.148
Hey, hey. Wake up.

00:36:44.247 --> 00:36:47.184
Hey, you! Pencil dick!

00:36:47.283 --> 00:36:49.053
Wake up!

00:36:49.153 --> 00:36:50.888
Ya lazy bastard.

00:36:50.988 --> 00:36:52.857
Did you just hear that?

00:36:55.025 --> 00:36:57.061
Don't ask him, pal.

00:36:57.161 --> 00:36:58.294
You hear me?

00:36:58.394 --> 00:37:00.564
I'm talkin' to you.

00:37:00.664 --> 00:37:02.867
My heart's beating really fast.

00:37:05.468 --> 00:37:08.773
Fat Joe, you're a Fanny.

00:37:08.873 --> 00:37:10.440
You're a sausage.

00:37:10.540 --> 00:37:12.843
And a big fuckin' stoner.

00:37:12.943 --> 00:37:15.780
I think the lobster
just said my name, bro.

00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:18.616
What?

00:37:18.716 --> 00:37:20.551
You see these clippers of mine?

00:37:20.651 --> 00:37:25.156
I will hang from your balls
until you're 50 years old.

00:37:25.256 --> 00:37:27.625
What the fuck
did you say, lobster?

00:37:27.725 --> 00:37:30.161
Your balls will be
down at your ankles.

00:37:30.261 --> 00:37:31.796
I'm gonna get your ass.

00:37:31.896 --> 00:37:34.665
Get in here.
I will give you such a nip.

00:37:34.765 --> 00:37:37.001
You know, there's an electric
eel in there, right?

00:37:37.101 --> 00:37:39.970
If you touch that shit,
it'll be fucking shocking.

00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:47.077
I'ma get ya.

00:37:50.815 --> 00:37:53.584
Okay. I'm not going to stay
here and watch you guys

00:37:53.684 --> 00:37:55.361
turn our fish tank
into a Sushi restaurant,

00:37:55.385 --> 00:37:56.287
so I'm going to leave.

00:37:56.386 --> 00:37:57.822
Good luck with Batman.

00:37:57.922 --> 00:38:02.325
Oh, and Fat Joe, that lobster
is not talking to you.

00:38:04.327 --> 00:38:05.428
Smoke me, smoke me.

00:38:05.528 --> 00:38:07.731
I can't smoke you anymore.

00:38:07.832 --> 00:38:09.600
Whatchoo mean
you can't smoke me!

00:38:09.700 --> 00:38:11.467
Man, quit acting like a bitch.

00:38:11.569 --> 00:38:14.504
You CAN hit this shit.
You ain't quitting.

00:38:14.605 --> 00:38:16.140
Man, fuck that meeting!

00:38:16.240 --> 00:38:19.409
Smoke me, smoke me,
smoke meeeeeee...

00:38:19.509 --> 00:38:21.846
I don't wanna. I don't wanna...

00:38:31.454 --> 00:38:33.057
Got your new phone.

00:38:33.157 --> 00:38:34.658
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

00:38:34.758 --> 00:38:36.894
Um, so have you read
that script yet?

00:38:36.994 --> 00:38:38.738
Because we should really
get you to that meeting.

00:38:38.762 --> 00:38:40.372
I'm going to be honest
with you, I've smoked

00:38:40.396 --> 00:38:42.266
half a pound of weed with
my friends because

00:38:42.365 --> 00:38:44.134
we killed my girlfriend's
entire family

00:38:44.235 --> 00:38:45.703
after we broke into her house.

00:38:45.803 --> 00:38:47.771
I am a little bit
concerned about the

00:38:47.872 --> 00:38:50.016
you "killed your girlfriend's
entire family" comment, but...

00:38:50.040 --> 00:38:53.077
She also might be
my ex-girlfriend now.

00:38:57.380 --> 00:38:58.816
Hey, Leo.

00:38:58.916 --> 00:39:00.684
What's up?

00:39:00.784 --> 00:39:06.190
Oh, wait, before you go, can you
glue these urns back together?

00:39:06.290 --> 00:39:09.560
Yo, take this body bag.

00:39:09.660 --> 00:39:12.196
What do you... what do you mean
when you say urns?

00:39:12.296 --> 00:39:15.666
You know, like
a vase for dead people?

00:39:15.766 --> 00:39:17.944
There's like a bunch of arts
and crafts shit in the garage.

00:39:17.968 --> 00:39:22.873
And then after you glue that,
fill it with this ash.

00:39:25.843 --> 00:39:27.111
You got it.

00:39:30.513 --> 00:39:34.151
And that glue better be organic.

00:39:37.054 --> 00:39:39.823
You know, you could throw
my old phone away.

00:39:44.261 --> 00:39:47.031
Whoa...

00:39:47.131 --> 00:39:49.066
Apple...

00:39:51.902 --> 00:39:55.739
Yes, here we go, here we go,
here we go.

00:39:55.839 --> 00:39:57.107
London?

00:39:57.207 --> 00:39:58.676
- Baby.
- Where have you been?

00:39:58.776 --> 00:40:00.778
I think someone's
broke into my house.

00:40:00.878 --> 00:40:03.513
I, I...

00:40:06.784 --> 00:40:08.018
London?

00:40:13.223 --> 00:40:14.825
Wake up.

00:40:14.925 --> 00:40:17.428
Why won't he wake up?
Did you guys only smoke weed?

00:40:17.527 --> 00:40:19.430
There was a lot of weed.

00:40:19.529 --> 00:40:23.233
What the fuck?

00:40:23.334 --> 00:40:25.402
[(high-pitched voice] Hey, buddy.

00:40:25.501 --> 00:40:27.537
You feeling okay?

00:40:27.638 --> 00:40:30.007
Dylan, fuck you, man.

00:40:30.107 --> 00:40:32.343
Angel, this was the worst idea
you've ever had.

00:40:32.443 --> 00:40:35.312
I'm so high and I got
the biggest meeting

00:40:35.412 --> 00:40:36.780
of my life today.

00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:38.800
We could have burned
anything to get those ashes.

00:40:38.882 --> 00:40:41.452
I've been telling you,
man, it's about

00:40:41.552 --> 00:40:44.254
the consistency of the ash.

00:40:44.355 --> 00:40:48.025
No, you know what? Stop. Okay?

00:40:48.125 --> 00:40:49.693
Leo, Fat Joe, Dylan,

00:40:49.793 --> 00:40:51.071
take these urns
and put them back

00:40:51.095 --> 00:40:53.364
in Apple's house
without her knowing.

00:40:53.464 --> 00:40:55.366
Wait, hold up.

00:40:55.466 --> 00:40:58.802
In Calabasas? Hell no, bro.

00:40:59.703 --> 00:41:01.205
Hell yes, bro.

00:41:01.305 --> 00:41:03.607
Angel, you're coming with me.

00:41:05.275 --> 00:41:07.978
I'm legitimately...

00:41:08.078 --> 00:41:11.382
Legitimately too high
to drive right now, I think.

00:41:11.482 --> 00:41:12.683
I could drive us.

00:41:14.051 --> 00:41:15.552
Okay.

00:41:25.195 --> 00:41:26.563
Let's just take my G-wagon.

00:41:26.663 --> 00:41:27.865
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

00:41:29.099 --> 00:41:31.201
Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.

00:41:33.270 --> 00:41:36.073
- You know...
- Yeah.

00:41:38.709 --> 00:41:40.310
- Just...
- Yeah, go that way.

00:41:44.448 --> 00:41:46.183
Oh, God.

00:41:46.283 --> 00:41:47.918
♪ ♪

00:41:51.355 --> 00:41:52.355
Good as new.

00:41:59.863 --> 00:42:01.663
You didn't forget
anything in the room, right?

00:42:06.770 --> 00:42:08.505
Who the fuck is that guy?

00:42:08.605 --> 00:42:10.274
She already got a new boyfriend?

00:42:10.374 --> 00:42:13.010
♪ ♪

00:42:15.312 --> 00:42:17.014
Please read this.

00:42:20.284 --> 00:42:22.586
Okay. Me, me, me.

00:42:22.686 --> 00:42:28.692
Not me, not me, not me, me, me.

00:42:28.792 --> 00:42:33.363
Don't care. Don't care.

00:42:33.464 --> 00:42:37.367
I save the day.
Batman wins, amazing.

00:42:39.837 --> 00:42:42.439
Let me just call Leo.

00:42:42.539 --> 00:42:43.640
<i>London.</i>

00:42:43.740 --> 00:42:45.309
Yo, Leo, how'd it go?

00:42:45.409 --> 00:42:48.479
<i>Yo, we got the urns
back in Apple's house.</i>

00:42:48.580 --> 00:42:49.646
<i>Woo!</i>

00:42:49.746 --> 00:42:51.849
Thank God. How's it look?

00:42:51.949 --> 00:42:54.251
<i>Well, it looks lovely,
like nothing ever happened.</i>

00:42:54.351 --> 00:42:57.521
<i>But dude, we kind of got
a different problem, man.</i>

00:42:57.621 --> 00:42:59.591
<i>Seriously.</i>

00:42:59.690 --> 00:43:01.291
What does that mean?

00:43:01.391 --> 00:43:02.902
<i>It means you should probably
come over to Apple's house</i>

00:43:02.926 --> 00:43:04.828
<i>right now, man,
it's kind of bad, bro.</i>

00:43:04.928 --> 00:43:06.306
Dude, I can't.
I'm at the Batman meeting.

00:43:06.330 --> 00:43:08.566
- I literally just pulled up.
<i>- Yeah, I hear you.</i>

00:43:08.699 --> 00:43:10.076
<i>But if you care
about your relationship,</i>

00:43:10.100 --> 00:43:11.660
<i>you better get over here
right now, man.</i>

00:43:11.702 --> 00:43:13.137
<i>It's pretty ugly, man.</i>

00:43:14.404 --> 00:43:15.806
All right, fuck it, dude.

00:43:15.906 --> 00:43:17.226
Just stay right there.
I'm coming.

00:43:17.274 --> 00:43:19.510
Just don't let her leave.

00:43:19.611 --> 00:43:21.278
Why is this happening
to me today?

00:43:21.378 --> 00:43:22.279
I got to call Maxine.

00:43:22.379 --> 00:43:23.647
<i>London.</i>

00:43:23.747 --> 00:43:26.283
Maxine, I'm going
to be an hour late.

00:43:26.383 --> 00:43:28.152
I'm sorry, I'm stuck in traffic.

00:43:28.252 --> 00:43:30.555
It's bumper to bumper.
It's so weird.

00:43:30.654 --> 00:43:33.223
- The 405.
<i>- The Rigmarole, crazy.</i>

00:43:33.323 --> 00:43:34.892
Maybe there's
an accident or something.

00:43:34.992 --> 00:43:36.660
You know what?
It is an accident.

00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:39.631
I'm it's like a Fiat
is like tipped over.

00:43:39.730 --> 00:43:42.466
So it's like oil,
giant oil spill. I think.

00:43:42.567 --> 00:43:44.701
An oil spill. Wild.

00:43:44.801 --> 00:43:47.371
Fossil fuels, right?
So fucking whack.

00:43:47.471 --> 00:43:49.273
<i>Right, so whack. Totally whack.</i>

00:43:49.373 --> 00:43:51.241
<i>So what do you think?</i>

00:43:51.341 --> 00:43:54.845
<i>How much time do you
think you need?</i>

00:43:54.945 --> 00:43:57.681
I don't know. With the way,
the way it's looking right now,

00:43:57.781 --> 00:43:59.516
I'm looking at Olive's GPS,

00:43:59.617 --> 00:44:04.354
it says 40... 44 minutes.

00:44:04.454 --> 00:44:07.157
But, you know, L.A., right?

00:44:07.257 --> 00:44:12.062
You know what, London?
No problem. I'll handle it.

00:44:12.162 --> 00:44:14.264
I mean, Maxine, thank you.
And you know what?

00:44:14.364 --> 00:44:15.832
I'm going to yell
at Olive right now.

00:44:15.933 --> 00:44:16.933
Please just drive.

00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:18.302
We've hit the shoulder Lane...

00:44:18.402 --> 00:44:19.970
Hey, Olive, don't fucking
drive at all.

00:44:20.070 --> 00:44:22.640
Are you out of your mind?

00:44:22.739 --> 00:44:24.050
Well, first of all,
I hope your acting

00:44:24.074 --> 00:44:25.586
is going to be a little bit
better than that

00:44:25.610 --> 00:44:26.620
on your second Batman audition.

00:44:26.644 --> 00:44:28.078
Oh my God. Oh my God

00:44:28.178 --> 00:44:29.557
I swear to God, if you...
you know how hard I worked

00:44:29.581 --> 00:44:30.591
for you to get this
fucking meeting?

00:44:30.615 --> 00:44:31.982
Do you have any idea?

00:44:32.082 --> 00:44:35.252
Do not fuck this up over a pair
of tits in nice clothes.

00:44:36.987 --> 00:44:38.222
She's so scary! Drive, drive.

00:44:38.322 --> 00:44:41.058
You are not a real feminist.
Do not back up!

00:44:41.158 --> 00:44:43.794
God damn it! Stop the car!
What the fuck is this?

00:44:43.894 --> 00:44:45.454
Oh my God, she's getting
out of the car.

00:44:47.264 --> 00:44:49.504
Do you have any idea how many
dicks I sucked in this town

00:44:49.533 --> 00:44:50.801
in order to get this meeting?

00:44:50.901 --> 00:44:52.536
I did not suck these
dicks in vain.

00:44:52.637 --> 00:44:55.405
♪ ♪

00:44:57.575 --> 00:44:58.918
- Where's Apple at?
- She just left.

00:44:58.942 --> 00:45:01.178
- You just missed them.
- You let her leave?

00:45:01.278 --> 00:45:04.549
How was I supposed
to stop your girl?

00:45:04.649 --> 00:45:07.451
Yo, London,
she left with some dude.

00:45:07.552 --> 00:45:09.086
She left with a dude?

00:45:09.186 --> 00:45:11.689
A buff dude.

00:45:11.788 --> 00:45:13.591
And they had bags.

00:45:13.691 --> 00:45:14.992
And yes, they left together.

00:45:15.092 --> 00:45:17.928
With a fucking
neck pillow, look.

00:45:19.463 --> 00:45:20.998
Oh, my God, that dude's huge.

00:45:21.098 --> 00:45:22.667
Jacked, dude,
look at his shoulders.

00:45:22.799 --> 00:45:24.143
It took him countless hours
to get it

00:45:24.167 --> 00:45:25.670
stretched out like that, bro.

00:45:25.769 --> 00:45:29.006
- He would beat your ass, dude.
- Neck pillow.

00:45:29.106 --> 00:45:30.307
Is she about to fly somewhere?

00:45:30.407 --> 00:45:32.342
She always flies
private out of Van Nuys.

00:45:32.442 --> 00:45:33.810
So it's easy to get there.

00:45:33.910 --> 00:45:36.146
I got to pull up to the airport.

00:45:38.515 --> 00:45:40.083
Hold on one second.

00:45:44.221 --> 00:45:45.255
<i>London.</i>

00:45:45.355 --> 00:45:47.090
I just fucking answered
Maxine's call.

00:45:47.190 --> 00:45:49.926
Hi. Yup,
I'm about to be there now.

00:45:51.962 --> 00:45:53.497
- What are you doing?
- Fuck fuck fuck!

00:45:53.598 --> 00:45:54.708
I'm supposed to be
at that meeting!

00:45:54.732 --> 00:45:58.201
Go to the meeting. Fuck love.

00:45:58.302 --> 00:46:00.203
Go be Batman.

00:46:00.304 --> 00:46:02.806
I'm not losing her
over this acting job.

00:46:02.906 --> 00:46:04.341
Maybe I don't want to be Batman.

00:46:04.441 --> 00:46:06.843
Maybe everyone else
just wants me to be Batman.

00:46:06.943 --> 00:46:09.880
And I don't want to be...
the lead in a 100...

00:46:09.980 --> 00:46:11.348
million dollar...

00:46:11.448 --> 00:46:13.685
movie that makes
you legendary forever.

00:46:13.785 --> 00:46:14.786
Dude, you're tripping.

00:46:14.885 --> 00:46:16.125
I would literally hire a hitman

00:46:16.186 --> 00:46:18.255
and take my parents
out to be Batman.

00:46:18.355 --> 00:46:20.457
We've already killed
one family today.

00:46:20.558 --> 00:46:22.368
Hey, I hate to break up
this bromance right now,

00:46:22.392 --> 00:46:23.994
but I just got a text
from Maxine.

00:46:24.094 --> 00:46:25.905
It says if you are not at
this meeting in 15 minutes,

00:46:25.929 --> 00:46:29.232
she is going to cut your
dick and balls off.

00:46:29.333 --> 00:46:31.468
That's the nice part,
do you want me to read the rest?

00:46:31.569 --> 00:46:32.836
We're good.

00:46:35.439 --> 00:46:36.540
What do I do?

00:46:37.941 --> 00:46:39.610
Bro, go to the meeting.

00:46:39.711 --> 00:46:41.579
I can't, I can't do it.

00:46:43.614 --> 00:46:45.315
I choose love.

00:46:45.415 --> 00:46:46.617
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:46:46.718 --> 00:46:49.119
I get it if you guys
don't want to be friends no more

00:46:49.219 --> 00:46:51.855
because this is career suicide.

00:46:51.955 --> 00:46:55.225
But if we didn't leave you
after that shitty ass,

00:46:55.325 --> 00:46:58.763
horrible, terrible,
worst thing that's ever

00:46:58.862 --> 00:47:01.865
been shown on a television
finale?

00:47:01.965 --> 00:47:05.402
Respectfully, we're not going
to leave you now.

00:47:06.671 --> 00:47:08.138
Real friends.

00:47:09.473 --> 00:47:11.341
We're good.

00:47:11.441 --> 00:47:13.745
Go get your girl, man.

00:47:13.845 --> 00:47:15.545
Can I borrow your car?

00:47:17.914 --> 00:47:20.450
My dawg.

00:47:20.551 --> 00:47:23.019
Sorry, Dylan.

00:47:26.791 --> 00:47:28.559
Thanks, Olive.

00:47:28.659 --> 00:47:30.093
Yo, hold up.

00:47:30.193 --> 00:47:32.429
Hey, where'd you say
that meeting was at again?

00:47:37.434 --> 00:47:39.403
Van Nuys Airport, how can
I help you?

00:47:39.503 --> 00:47:42.205
<i>Hey. Are there any
flights about to take off</i>

00:47:42.305 --> 00:47:45.475
or is there any buff dudes
with a neck pillow

00:47:45.576 --> 00:47:46.910
at the airport right now?

00:47:47.010 --> 00:47:49.179
<i>Uh, yeah, there actually is.
Yes.</i>

00:47:49.279 --> 00:47:50.313
There is.

00:47:50.414 --> 00:47:52.817
Yo, please, break
the wing or some shit.

00:47:52.916 --> 00:47:53.916
I'm on my way.

00:47:53.984 --> 00:47:55.820
All right, bye. Have a good day.

00:47:55.919 --> 00:47:57.220
Fucking weirdo.

00:47:59.356 --> 00:48:02.426
About to catch this jet,
brothers and sisters, what's up?

00:48:03.761 --> 00:48:05.162
Yo!

00:48:05.262 --> 00:48:07.197
Oh, it's that actor,
dude, right?

00:48:07.297 --> 00:48:10.635
What the fuck, dude,
are you trying to take my girl?

00:48:10.735 --> 00:48:12.570
Is she on there right now?

00:48:12.670 --> 00:48:13.738
Dennis Rodman?

00:48:13.838 --> 00:48:15.205
Why are you so mad, man?

00:48:15.305 --> 00:48:16.750
You should be mad
at the trash-ass finale, man.

00:48:16.774 --> 00:48:19.744
Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.

00:48:19.844 --> 00:48:20.845
Great job.

00:48:20.944 --> 00:48:23.480
Hey, superstar, what's up, baby?

00:48:23.581 --> 00:48:24.981
You stay sleeping.

00:48:25.081 --> 00:48:26.681
I'll be in Vegas, baby.
I'll be in Vegas.

00:48:26.717 --> 00:48:28.151
Stay awake from him!

00:48:31.923 --> 00:48:36.493
I can't believe you gave London
the keys to your car, bro.

00:48:36.594 --> 00:48:39.095
Got us sitting three
in the back right now.

00:48:39.196 --> 00:48:40.631
Three in the back.

00:48:42.332 --> 00:48:44.769
Damn it. Olive!

00:48:44.869 --> 00:48:46.536
Where are we going right now?

00:48:46.637 --> 00:48:50.608
You know I'm not letting
London miss that meeting, right?

00:48:50.708 --> 00:48:52.643
- The Batman meeting?
- Yeah.

00:48:53.945 --> 00:48:55.847
Who are you thinking
about for Robin?

00:48:55.947 --> 00:48:59.082
What do you think about, you
know, maybe like Peter Dinklage?

00:48:59.182 --> 00:49:00.952
Oh, thank you.

00:49:01.051 --> 00:49:03.353
Hold on one second. Thank you.

00:49:03.453 --> 00:49:05.021
Come to mama.

00:49:05.121 --> 00:49:06.724
Is he always this late?

00:49:06.824 --> 00:49:08.391
Hm? Is he late?

00:49:08.492 --> 00:49:15.031
I did not even notice.
I'm having such a good time.

00:49:15.131 --> 00:49:17.067
Damn, I love acting.

00:49:20.237 --> 00:49:21.772
Batman wears a mask.

00:49:21.873 --> 00:49:25.308
Just... the actor is going
to have to wear it constantly.

00:49:25.408 --> 00:49:27.912
So director,
tell me about your movie.

00:49:28.011 --> 00:49:29.580
I was hoping
you read the script.

00:49:29.680 --> 00:49:32.115
Have you read the script?

00:49:32.215 --> 00:49:34.084
Of course, he's read the script.

00:49:34.184 --> 00:49:35.586
Of course you read the script.

00:49:35.686 --> 00:49:37.755
London, tell them all about.
Just kidding.

00:49:37.855 --> 00:49:39.957
Does it look like I'm kidding?

00:49:40.056 --> 00:49:42.192
Whose dick do I gotta suck
around here

00:49:42.292 --> 00:49:44.494
to get some pancakes?

00:49:44.595 --> 00:49:46.998
End of scene. See, this
is going to be amazing.

00:49:47.097 --> 00:49:48.766
This movie is going
to shoot itself.

00:49:48.866 --> 00:49:51.134
I think I'm going
to shoot myself.

00:49:51.234 --> 00:49:53.470
I can't believe we let him
go in there with that mask.

00:49:53.571 --> 00:49:56.941
Leo's fucking wearing
an elephant on his head.

00:49:57.040 --> 00:49:58.776
Yeah, I got to be honest
you guys have had

00:49:58.876 --> 00:50:03.146
a lot of dumb ideas, but this
one... this one's really dumb.

00:50:03.246 --> 00:50:07.652
Shh, shh, shh, be still.

00:50:07.752 --> 00:50:09.219
This will hurt now.

00:50:11.254 --> 00:50:12.557
What are you doing?

00:50:13.791 --> 00:50:15.325
That's perfect.

00:50:18.796 --> 00:50:20.598
It's okay, it's okay.

00:50:22.499 --> 00:50:24.735
Don't touch it.

00:50:24.835 --> 00:50:26.403
Are you feeling okay?

00:50:26.503 --> 00:50:29.105
You got hit in the face
really hard.

00:50:29.205 --> 00:50:31.609
It is so hard
to take you seriously...

00:50:31.709 --> 00:50:35.012
with that fucking thing
on your face!

00:50:35.111 --> 00:50:38.248
Good Bad People sucked.

00:50:38.348 --> 00:50:42.118
- Your finale was shit.
- He didn't write it.

00:50:42.218 --> 00:50:44.120
But you're
the best thing of the show.

00:50:44.220 --> 00:50:45.790
Uh, thanks.

00:50:45.890 --> 00:50:48.158
I mean, honestly, thank God

00:50:48.258 --> 00:50:49.870
I pulled your old phone out
of the garbage can,

00:50:49.894 --> 00:50:51.705
found out that your dad's
birthday is your passcode

00:50:51.729 --> 00:50:54.331
and used Find my iPhone
to track your coordinates.

00:50:54.431 --> 00:50:59.804
You have been very hard
to keep track of today, Mister.

00:50:59.904 --> 00:51:01.904
Oh, and you really
shouldn't throw that stuff away,

00:51:01.973 --> 00:51:03.708
you know, freaking crazy people

00:51:03.808 --> 00:51:05.375
could get a hold of that shit.

00:51:06.811 --> 00:51:09.245
Did you just give me stitches?

00:51:09.346 --> 00:51:11.949
Lucky for you both
my parents are doctors.

00:51:12.049 --> 00:51:14.484
I never leave home
without my sewing kit.

00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:18.765
<i>And that's when I realized
the only person</i>

00:51:18.789 --> 00:51:22.392
<i>that will always be there
for you is your stalker.</i>

00:51:23.995 --> 00:51:26.897
Um, I want to call my friends.
See if they can pick me up.

00:51:26.998 --> 00:51:29.767
Sure.

00:51:29.867 --> 00:51:31.134
My phone's dead, fuck.

00:51:31.234 --> 00:51:32.603
Do you have a charger?

00:51:32.703 --> 00:51:35.806
Uh, yeah, there's one
in the glove compartment.

00:51:37.742 --> 00:51:40.510
♪ ♪

00:51:42.813 --> 00:51:44.682
That's a lot of gloves.

00:51:44.782 --> 00:51:47.551
Well, yeah, silly,
it's the glove compartment.

00:51:47.652 --> 00:51:48.853
Right.

00:52:01.398 --> 00:52:04.467
Just gotta wait a minute
for it to turn on.

00:52:08.505 --> 00:52:11.341
♪ It's just me and you ♪

00:52:11.441 --> 00:52:14.045
♪ Sitting alone inside my car ♪

00:52:14.145 --> 00:52:15.412
♪ It's just me and you ♪

00:52:15.512 --> 00:52:17.615
Can you take me home right now?

00:52:17.715 --> 00:52:20.283
Yeah, yeah.

00:52:20.383 --> 00:52:22.352
I was actually about
to head over there anyway.

00:52:22.452 --> 00:52:24.320
♪ Nobody here to help you ♪

00:52:24.421 --> 00:52:27.223
♪ It's just me and you ♪

00:52:27.323 --> 00:52:28.959
♪ In my car ♪

00:52:29.060 --> 00:52:32.897
Bro, I can not even fucking
see in this car anymore.

00:52:32.997 --> 00:52:34.965
Roll down the windows.

00:52:35.066 --> 00:52:38.135
Wait, am I high now?

00:52:38.234 --> 00:52:41.672
You're literally sitting
in a blunt right now.

00:52:41.772 --> 00:52:44.340
I have eyes on the suspects
in the safety pin car

00:52:44.441 --> 00:52:45.876
from the Calabasas break in.

00:52:45.976 --> 00:52:48.913
♪ Sitting in a blunt
Sitting in a blunt ♪

00:52:49.013 --> 00:52:50.815
♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

00:52:50.915 --> 00:52:52.116
♪ Sitting in a blunt ♪

00:52:54.552 --> 00:52:56.087
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:52:56.187 --> 00:52:57.922
- Put that shit out.
- I got this.

00:53:01.926 --> 00:53:03.160
Oh, God.

00:53:03.259 --> 00:53:04.995
Are you serious right now?

00:53:07.131 --> 00:53:08.165
Shit.

00:53:08.264 --> 00:53:09.700
- What?
- Oh, no.

00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:11.736
I mean, I've been
on this shit for eight hours.

00:53:11.836 --> 00:53:14.270
You know us actors
and our organic diets.

00:53:14.370 --> 00:53:15.271
I'll be back.

00:53:15.371 --> 00:53:17.307
That is a Juilliard thing.

00:53:17.407 --> 00:53:19.944
They have this whole new
nutritional digestive

00:53:20.044 --> 00:53:23.480
artistic integration thing.

00:53:23.581 --> 00:53:25.315
I've had worse meetings.

00:53:25.415 --> 00:53:28.318
He really reminds me
of a young River Phoenix.

00:53:28.418 --> 00:53:29.620
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. Doesn't he?

00:53:29.720 --> 00:53:31.622
He reminds me of
the fucking elephant man.

00:53:31.722 --> 00:53:34.759
This is L.A., man.
We can smoke wherever we want.

00:53:34.859 --> 00:53:36.160
I'm aware of that.

00:53:36.259 --> 00:53:38.229
Come on down.
Let's have a little chat.

00:53:38.328 --> 00:53:39.997
You a cool cop or something?

00:53:40.097 --> 00:53:42.199
Yeah, stoney smurf.
Give me a little bit of that.

00:53:42.298 --> 00:53:43.710
All right.
Thank you, how about that?

00:53:43.734 --> 00:53:44.978
- All right. Cool.
- Get over here. Get over.

00:53:45.002 --> 00:53:47.403
I trusted you!

00:53:47.504 --> 00:53:49.106
- Get that out of here.
- What the fuck?

00:53:49.206 --> 00:53:50.516
Hands in the air.
Hands in the air.

00:53:50.540 --> 00:53:52.610
Oh, take a dubstep
back there, Daft Punk.

00:53:52.710 --> 00:53:56.046
- All right.
- What up, Leo.

00:53:56.147 --> 00:53:57.514
How was the meeting, bro?

00:53:57.615 --> 00:53:59.817
Man, you know I killed it.
I hope I got the part.

00:53:59.917 --> 00:54:01.317
Oh my God.

00:54:02.219 --> 00:54:04.855
Okay, here we go.

00:54:04.955 --> 00:54:08.525
Did that really just happen,
or is this some good-ass weed?

00:54:08.626 --> 00:54:11.461
This is some good ass weed, bro.

00:54:11.562 --> 00:54:14.031
Oh my God, it's all
over my hand.

00:54:18.334 --> 00:54:21.471
Why do you always
sit outside my house?

00:54:21.572 --> 00:54:23.373
Follow me to work.

00:54:25.776 --> 00:54:27.645
Um...

00:54:27.745 --> 00:54:31.414
I guess I just really
relate to you.

00:54:33.449 --> 00:54:36.787
I don't think
you really know me.

00:54:36.887 --> 00:54:40.758
That's just a character on
Good Bad People, that's not me.

00:54:40.858 --> 00:54:43.359
I'm not talking about
Good Bad People.

00:54:43.459 --> 00:54:46.030
I've been a fan since
I Hate My Parents.

00:54:46.130 --> 00:54:47.932
You've seen I Hate My Parents?

00:54:48.032 --> 00:54:49.266
- Yeah.
- That's crazy.

00:54:49.365 --> 00:54:50.701
I feel like no one saw that.

00:54:50.801 --> 00:54:54.370
Oh well, I watched it
like every single day.

00:54:54.470 --> 00:54:55.773
I know every line.

00:54:55.873 --> 00:54:59.442
Honestly, I mean,
the acting, it's just...

00:55:00.376 --> 00:55:01.979
It's so brilliant.

00:55:03.914 --> 00:55:05.716
Thanks.

00:55:05.816 --> 00:55:06.817
Baby...

00:55:07.918 --> 00:55:10.520
No way, how did you
get one of these?

00:55:10.621 --> 00:55:12.522
They don't even sell these here.

00:55:12.623 --> 00:55:15.059
This used to be my favorite
drink back in...

00:55:15.159 --> 00:55:16.660
- high school.
- High school.

00:55:24.001 --> 00:55:25.102
♪ I never thought ♪

00:55:25.202 --> 00:55:27.271
Shut the fuck up.

00:55:27.370 --> 00:55:28.438
This used to be my...

00:55:28.538 --> 00:55:30.908
- favorite song.
- Favorite song.

00:55:31.008 --> 00:55:34.311
♪ I traced the cord
back to the wall ♪

00:55:34.410 --> 00:55:36.780
♪ No wonder it was
never plugged in at all ♪

00:55:36.881 --> 00:55:39.650
Damn, why is everyone
so worried about me?

00:55:39.750 --> 00:55:44.420
Oh. They probably
saw the video of the fight.

00:55:44.520 --> 00:55:46.389
There was a video of the fight?

00:55:46.489 --> 00:55:48.158
Yeah. I mean, it went viral.

00:55:48.259 --> 00:55:50.160
It's trending everywhere.

00:55:50.261 --> 00:55:52.796
Oh, I look like
such a fucking idiot.

00:55:52.897 --> 00:55:54.064
No, you don't.

00:55:54.164 --> 00:55:57.334
You look amazing even
while getting knocked out.

00:55:57.467 --> 00:55:59.270
It's crazy.

00:55:59.370 --> 00:56:00.738
I got to call Apple.

00:56:04.675 --> 00:56:06.577
Damn, straight to voicemail.

00:56:08.712 --> 00:56:11.481
She's not answering
any of my calls.

00:56:12.650 --> 00:56:15.052
Kinda sounds like she sucks.

00:56:16.486 --> 00:56:18.055
I shouldn't laugh at that.

00:56:19.522 --> 00:56:21.025
It was funny.

00:56:24.328 --> 00:56:26.563
This is as far as I can go.

00:56:26.664 --> 00:56:30.601
- Oh, right, the, uh...
- Restraining order.

00:56:30.701 --> 00:56:32.870
- Yes.
- Yeah.

00:56:32.970 --> 00:56:35.372
Well, I won't tell if you won't.

00:56:35.471 --> 00:56:37.675
Also thank you for my stitches.

00:56:37.775 --> 00:56:39.043
- The Band-Aid.
- Yeah.

00:56:40.344 --> 00:56:42.947
Looks good. Poor baby.

00:56:43.047 --> 00:56:45.149
You're actually cool.

00:56:45.249 --> 00:56:47.151
I'm down to be friends.

00:56:49.219 --> 00:56:52.455
Uh... Yeah, okay.

00:56:53.891 --> 00:56:56.492
Are you serious?

00:56:56.593 --> 00:56:59.096
Is this why you've been
acting weird all day?

00:56:59.196 --> 00:57:00.431
Baby, I can explain.

00:57:00.530 --> 00:57:04.034
Is that your stalker?

00:57:06.203 --> 00:57:07.805
- Oh.
- No, no, no, no.

00:57:07.905 --> 00:57:09.406
I love you.

00:57:09.505 --> 00:57:10.808
We can run away together,

00:57:10.908 --> 00:57:13.277
I have two first-class
tickets to Cancun.

00:57:13.377 --> 00:57:14.411
What? No.

00:57:14.510 --> 00:57:15.646
Hey, where are you going?

00:57:15.746 --> 00:57:17.057
Also, wait, why are
you mad at me?

00:57:17.081 --> 00:57:18.591
You're the one
who is running around town

00:57:18.615 --> 00:57:20.551
with some other
guy this afternoon.

00:57:21.819 --> 00:57:24.688
I came here to make sure
you are okay

00:57:24.788 --> 00:57:26.924
because I saw your ass
getting whupped on Instagram,

00:57:27.024 --> 00:57:29.393
but clearly you're
doing just fine.

00:57:29.492 --> 00:57:33.097
Okay. Yeah, that looks bad,
but it's not.

00:57:33.197 --> 00:57:34.957
She just kidnaped me
after I got knocked out.

00:57:38.202 --> 00:57:41.372
Why are you avoiding the fact
that I saw you with another guy?

00:57:41.472 --> 00:57:44.708
You mean, Luca, my stylist?

00:57:46.643 --> 00:57:48.379
The big guy?

00:57:48.479 --> 00:57:49.713
Yeah.

00:57:51.181 --> 00:57:52.816
He's a stylist?

00:57:52.916 --> 00:57:54.661
But you know what, that might
get a little confusing for you

00:57:54.685 --> 00:57:56.229
when you get high
with your friends all the time.

00:57:56.253 --> 00:57:58.489
So let me make this
not confusing for you.

00:57:58.589 --> 00:58:00.624
We need a break.

00:58:00.724 --> 00:58:03.627
I'm not doing this right now.

00:58:03.727 --> 00:58:05.295
You know what, fuck that.

00:58:05.396 --> 00:58:08.032
You started this shit when you
said that dumb text message.

00:58:08.132 --> 00:58:11.769
What message?

00:58:11.869 --> 00:58:14.371
Why did you spell
it like that, hm?

00:58:14.471 --> 00:58:16.740
It's a typo.

00:58:18.475 --> 00:58:19.877
Okay. Okay, well,
what about this,

00:58:19.977 --> 00:58:22.146
I wish I didn't have
to do this through text.

00:58:22.246 --> 00:58:24.615
Weird.

00:58:24.715 --> 00:58:27.651
Because I wish
I could do it in person

00:58:27.751 --> 00:58:29.987
because I like
waking up next to you.

00:58:30.954 --> 00:58:33.123
♪ ♪

00:58:40.597 --> 00:58:41.965
Wait, Apple.

00:58:47.838 --> 00:58:49.840
Fuck!

00:58:51.608 --> 00:58:53.277
Not going that way.

00:58:54.578 --> 00:58:57.981
Hey, babe! See you later, okay?

00:58:58.082 --> 00:58:59.616
Definitely not.

00:59:00.451 --> 00:59:02.619
♪ ♪

00:59:11.695 --> 00:59:14.631
<i>Hey, this is London.
Leave a message.</i>

00:59:17.569 --> 00:59:21.038
All right, Maxine, here.

00:59:21.138 --> 00:59:23.073
Um, leaving you a voicemail
because you

00:59:23.173 --> 00:59:25.742
all of a sudden don't pick up
the phone for me anymore.

00:59:25.843 --> 00:59:29.713
That's maybe the first time
I've left a voicemail in years.

00:59:29.813 --> 00:59:32.649
People don't send me to
voicemail, but you know what?

00:59:32.749 --> 00:59:34.384
I'm going to take this
opportunity

00:59:34.485 --> 00:59:38.222
to put in recording...
a recording

00:59:38.322 --> 00:59:42.993
so you can listen to this over
and over and over again.

00:59:43.093 --> 00:59:47.131
London, you're fucking fired.

00:59:47.231 --> 00:59:50.067
After that bullshit
you pulled today,

00:59:50.167 --> 00:59:52.069
sending one of your
fucking friends

00:59:52.169 --> 00:59:54.080
<i>to a meeting with the
director of fucking Batman.</i>

00:59:54.104 --> 00:59:56.840
<i>You humiliated me in front
of this entire fucking town...</i>

00:59:56.940 --> 00:59:59.710
<i>Here we are.
No fucking Batman job.</i>

00:59:59.810 --> 01:00:03.247
<i>My name associated
with the shittiest finale</i>

01:00:03.347 --> 01:00:04.347
<i>in television history.</i>

01:00:04.414 --> 01:00:05.749
<i>Worse than Lost.</i>

01:00:05.849 --> 01:00:08.418
<i>Worse than fucking
Game of Thrones.</i>

01:00:08.519 --> 01:00:10.721
<i>I hope you're still listening.
I know you're listening.</i>

01:00:10.821 --> 01:00:12.101
<i>You're such
a fucking narcissist.</i>

01:00:12.156 --> 01:00:15.025
<i>Like when I visited you
on set that day</i>

01:00:15.125 --> 01:00:16.760
and you were simulating
a sex scene,

01:00:16.860 --> 01:00:20.430
I could tell from that
that you can't fuck.

01:00:20.531 --> 01:00:22.366
You can't even fuck.

01:00:22.466 --> 01:00:24.067
I know you're bad at sex.

01:00:24.168 --> 01:00:27.337
<i>Also, I'm not entirely
sure you can read.</i>

01:00:27.437 --> 01:00:28.606
<i>There. I said it.</i>

01:00:28.705 --> 01:00:30.841
<i>Okay, I deleted your old tweets.</i>

01:00:30.941 --> 01:00:33.143
<i>I still have them
screengrabbed. Okay?</i>

01:00:33.243 --> 01:00:34.912
<i>You don't think
I keep shit on my cloud?</i>

01:00:35.012 --> 01:00:36.246
<i>You're wrong, bitch.</i>

01:00:36.346 --> 01:00:39.049
I still have
all your fucking nudes, too.

01:00:39.149 --> 01:00:41.185
All your Brett Favre dick nudes.

01:00:41.285 --> 01:00:42.886
I have them.

01:00:42.986 --> 01:00:45.489
<i>I'm not going to waste any
more of my minutes on you.</i>

01:00:45.590 --> 01:00:48.125
<i>You little fucking bitch.</i>

01:00:48.225 --> 01:00:55.365
You crooked-dick
fucking illiterate hillbilly.

01:01:00.103 --> 01:01:01.738
So...

01:01:01.838 --> 01:01:04.174
Feels like a good time
for me to be done.

01:01:06.143 --> 01:01:08.545
I'd quit, too.

01:01:08.646 --> 01:01:11.815
What?
No, I'm just done for the day.

01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:14.384
I'll see you tomorrow.

01:01:15.052 --> 01:01:16.820
'Kay.

01:01:17.988 --> 01:01:19.356
Do you want me to turn
a light on?

01:01:19.456 --> 01:01:20.824
No.

01:01:20.924 --> 01:01:23.427
♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

01:01:23.527 --> 01:01:26.330
♪ Are we oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

01:01:26.430 --> 01:01:28.131
♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

01:01:30.334 --> 01:01:32.803
Damn, bro,

01:01:32.903 --> 01:01:36.473
I seen you get knocked
the fuck out by that big dude.

01:01:36.574 --> 01:01:37.574
Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.

01:01:37.642 --> 01:01:39.076
Oh, man.

01:01:39.176 --> 01:01:40.310
Great job.

01:01:40.410 --> 01:01:41.778
Nice Band-aid.

01:01:41.878 --> 01:01:44.314
My stalker gave me stitches.

01:01:44.414 --> 01:01:46.516
Your stalker...

01:01:46.618 --> 01:01:48.018
Gave you stitches?

01:01:48.118 --> 01:01:51.421
Yeah, she's like pre-med
or something.

01:01:51.521 --> 01:01:52.956
You feeling all right, though?

01:01:53.056 --> 01:01:56.927
No. This is the worst day
of my entire life.

01:01:58.630 --> 01:02:00.330
I'm going to sleep, man.

01:02:00.430 --> 01:02:03.000
Today sucks. Where's Leo?

01:02:07.605 --> 01:02:09.006
Where's Dylan?

01:02:11.108 --> 01:02:12.109
Uh...

01:02:13.010 --> 01:02:17.147
♪ I'll sit in the jail ♪

01:02:17.247 --> 01:02:19.116
No...

01:02:21.451 --> 01:02:22.553
No...

01:02:24.589 --> 01:02:26.023
She's really hot.

01:02:30.494 --> 01:02:32.796
Really?

01:02:34.931 --> 01:02:36.333
I don't wanna.

01:02:41.371 --> 01:02:42.607
Hello.

01:02:42.707 --> 01:02:44.742
Um, hi. We need you.

01:02:44.841 --> 01:02:46.310
<i>Ooh.</i>

01:02:46.410 --> 01:02:51.749
I'm just really, really busy
like, new house shit.

01:02:51.848 --> 01:02:54.885
You know what?
I got jumped today.

01:02:54.985 --> 01:02:56.597
<i>I bailed on the biggest
meeting of my life.</i>

01:02:56.621 --> 01:02:58.231
<i>Apple hates me and Leo
and Dylan are in jail.</i>

01:02:58.255 --> 01:02:59.923
<i>Do you see what happens
when you move out?</i>

01:03:00.023 --> 01:03:03.026
Oh my God, London.
Are you okay? Where are you?

01:03:03.126 --> 01:03:04.828
I'm outside your house.

01:03:07.297 --> 01:03:08.398
Fuck.

01:03:12.002 --> 01:03:15.138
Yay! My first night
away from you guys,

01:03:15.238 --> 01:03:18.275
and here I am... with you guys.

01:03:18.375 --> 01:03:20.344
- Sorry.
- Yo yo yo.

01:03:20.444 --> 01:03:22.814
Can I take a piss
in your new crib real quick?

01:03:22.913 --> 01:03:24.881
All right, good looking out.

01:03:27.719 --> 01:03:29.353
I'm so mad at you.

01:03:29.453 --> 01:03:30.453
Scoot the fuck over.

01:03:30.520 --> 01:03:33.123
♪ ♪

01:03:36.226 --> 01:03:37.994
Bro, they were chanting
your name.

01:03:38.095 --> 01:03:39.630
They loved you in there.

01:03:39.731 --> 01:03:40.732
Yeah!

01:03:40.832 --> 01:03:41.998
Woo!

01:03:42.099 --> 01:03:44.067
I didn't know they were here.

01:03:44.167 --> 01:03:46.336
- Yeah!
- Yes, guys, yes!

01:03:46.436 --> 01:03:48.573
You guys are so dumb.
Let's go home.

01:03:48.673 --> 01:03:51.908
- Leo just got out of jail.
- We need to do something.

01:03:52.008 --> 01:03:56.513
It's time to party!

01:03:56.614 --> 01:03:58.949
You heard 'em you heard 'em!

01:03:59.049 --> 01:04:01.118
Where are we going?

01:04:01.218 --> 01:04:03.487
I... am ordering an Uber

01:04:03.588 --> 01:04:07.491
so that I can go enjoy
airplane mode at my new house.

01:04:07.592 --> 01:04:09.926
So you can never call me again,

01:04:10.026 --> 01:04:11.528
but have so much fun.

01:04:11.629 --> 01:04:12.630
Shotgun. Okay.

01:04:12.730 --> 01:04:14.264
Come on, London, we got plans.

01:04:16.066 --> 01:04:17.167
So, did you guys miss us?

01:04:17.267 --> 01:04:20.671
Oh! Oh, my, there is...

01:04:20.772 --> 01:04:22.215
There's a lot of
valuable shit in there.

01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:24.541
I just realized
I'm still depressed.

01:04:26.042 --> 01:04:28.111
♪ Sitting in a blunt
Sitting in a ♪

01:04:28.211 --> 01:04:29.531
<i>- Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.
- Oh...</i>

01:04:29.614 --> 01:04:31.214
What the fuck
happened to your face, man?

01:04:31.281 --> 01:04:33.417
<i>- Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.
- Oh...</i>

01:04:33.517 --> 01:04:35.653
Yo, Apple dumped him.

01:04:35.753 --> 01:04:37.789
Man, fuck all that sad boy shit.

01:04:37.889 --> 01:04:39.322
Dylan, find us a party.

01:04:39.423 --> 01:04:40.658
On it.

01:04:40.758 --> 01:04:43.527
Uh, no. Take me home
and I'm not fucking playing.

01:04:43.628 --> 01:04:47.832
According to your...

01:04:47.931 --> 01:04:50.300
ex-girlfriend?

01:04:51.702 --> 01:04:55.005
She are Why-G's house, raging.

01:04:55.105 --> 01:04:56.940
You still follow her?

01:04:57.040 --> 01:04:58.942
Damn, I blocked her ass.

01:04:59.042 --> 01:05:00.711
Whoa, what a good friend.

01:05:00.812 --> 01:05:01.889
Why would she be
at Why-g's house?

01:05:01.913 --> 01:05:03.079
We've been fighting all day,

01:05:03.180 --> 01:05:04.525
like why the fuck
would she go out?

01:05:04.549 --> 01:05:06.416
Because you've been
fighting all day?

01:05:06.516 --> 01:05:07.852
You apparently broke up.

01:05:07.951 --> 01:05:09.754
He looks really cool.
He dresses really cool.

01:05:09.854 --> 01:05:12.189
He's a huge rapper.
Super famous.

01:05:12.289 --> 01:05:14.090
He loves me too.
I could get us right in.

01:05:14.191 --> 01:05:15.793
You're not getting
in to this party.

01:05:15.893 --> 01:05:18.061
I know Why-G.
Just tell him I'm here.

01:05:18.161 --> 01:05:20.865
Fine. Just get in line.

01:05:20.964 --> 01:05:23.166
- All right. Weird.
- Hold on.

01:05:23.266 --> 01:05:26.236
Just get in line, everyone.

01:05:26.336 --> 01:05:31.809
No. Get in line.

01:05:31.909 --> 01:05:34.110
Yeah, I don't even...

01:05:38.048 --> 01:05:40.685
Fuck it, dude, if this
is how I get my girl back.

01:05:43.554 --> 01:05:45.354
♪ Whatever I'm smoking
is making it blurrier ♪

01:05:45.388 --> 01:05:47.357
♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪

01:05:48.458 --> 01:05:50.460
♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪

01:05:51.796 --> 01:05:54.164
Yo, I'm going to go to
the bathroom. I'll catch up.

01:05:56.968 --> 01:05:58.201
Oh shit.

01:05:58.301 --> 01:06:01.939
Are you willing
to pay the price for fame?

01:06:05.542 --> 01:06:06.911
Love the finale.

01:06:07.010 --> 01:06:08.846
- Really?
- Yeah.

01:06:08.946 --> 01:06:11.515
Wow, thank you so much.

01:06:11.616 --> 01:06:13.350
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

01:06:13.450 --> 01:06:17.487
All right. Well...
I hope I didn't kill the vibe.

01:06:20.558 --> 01:06:22.727
All right. Be safe.

01:06:24.127 --> 01:06:26.029
Okay, and back to it.

01:06:27.330 --> 01:06:30.333
♪ ♪

01:06:32.970 --> 01:06:34.237
What's up, Why-G?

01:06:34.337 --> 01:06:37.541
- Oh, shit, London, what up dawg?
- What up, dude?

01:06:37.642 --> 01:06:40.477
Hey, look man, don't come
in here with all that sad shit

01:06:40.578 --> 01:06:43.614
'cause the whole world
saw you get your ass beat.

01:06:43.714 --> 01:06:45.983
Fat Joe.

01:06:46.082 --> 01:06:47.861
Don't fall asleep in
my fucking house, a'ight?

01:06:47.885 --> 01:06:49.554
Not tonight, bro.

01:06:49.654 --> 01:06:52.055
Leo, don't break shit.

01:06:52.155 --> 01:06:54.859
Chill, man. Damn.

01:06:54.959 --> 01:06:56.092
What's up?

01:06:56.192 --> 01:06:58.428
You, I don't know who you is.

01:06:58.528 --> 01:07:03.568
Why the fuck
is you wearing gloves?

01:07:03.668 --> 01:07:05.135
Fucking idiots, right?

01:07:05.235 --> 01:07:07.237
You laughing.

01:07:07.337 --> 01:07:09.974
I don't fuck with you.

01:07:10.073 --> 01:07:11.642
Y'all have a good time, dawg.

01:07:16.546 --> 01:07:18.783
♪ Steppin over bodies
like this was a morgue ♪

01:07:18.883 --> 01:07:21.018
There's no way Apple's here.

01:07:21.117 --> 01:07:23.453
This is not her vibe.

01:07:23.554 --> 01:07:27.190
Can I please have a drink before
I drown myself in this pool?

01:07:27.290 --> 01:07:29.125
Better it be that cup
than that pool, man.

01:07:31.127 --> 01:07:34.397
Man... Drake has a huge snake.

01:07:34.497 --> 01:07:38.268
- What did you just say, bro?
- What?

01:07:38.368 --> 01:07:40.871
Drake, he has a huge snake.

01:07:42.740 --> 01:07:44.041
Shit.

01:07:44.140 --> 01:07:45.876
Drake is in the club
with a snake.

01:07:45.977 --> 01:07:48.178
That's crazy.

01:07:48.278 --> 01:07:49.958
Hey, I'm about
to stagger my way over there

01:07:50.047 --> 01:07:51.849
and get a picture
with Drake's snake.

01:07:53.985 --> 01:07:56.787
Damn, that is pretty cool.

01:07:56.887 --> 01:07:59.189
That's me and Drake's snake.

01:07:59.289 --> 01:08:01.458
I got a picture of Drake
and Drake's big snake.

01:08:01.559 --> 01:08:04.127
I don't think that's Drake.

01:08:04.227 --> 01:08:05.563
Fake Drake.

01:08:05.663 --> 01:08:07.130
Ah!

01:08:13.871 --> 01:08:16.774
Oh, God!

01:08:16.874 --> 01:08:18.174
Oh my fucking God!

01:08:18.274 --> 01:08:20.077
God's plan.

01:08:24.548 --> 01:08:25.883
Oh my God!

01:08:25.983 --> 01:08:29.319
Why? Fake Drake!

01:08:34.592 --> 01:08:37.160
You okay?

01:08:37.260 --> 01:08:38.929
That's some good ketamine.

01:08:41.164 --> 01:08:43.433
Drake's snake just bit me.

01:08:44.234 --> 01:08:47.203
Drake's snake?

01:08:47.303 --> 01:08:49.740
Clearly, this party
isn't for you.

01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:51.341
Hi, security,

01:08:51.441 --> 01:08:54.578
can you please escort five
guests off the property?

01:08:54.679 --> 01:08:56.179
Come on.

01:08:56.279 --> 01:08:58.716
- We're good.
- Did we even go inside?

01:09:00.084 --> 01:09:01.384
Where's Fat Joe?

01:09:03.453 --> 01:09:06.322
- Oh, hell no.
- Fat Joe's stuck in the K-hole.

01:09:06.423 --> 01:09:07.558
- Fat Joe?
- Fat Joe.

01:09:07.658 --> 01:09:10.795
Hey, buddy,
wake the fuck up, man.

01:09:10.895 --> 01:09:13.196
What do we do?

01:09:13.296 --> 01:09:15.265
- Berry.
- Berry.

01:09:16.100 --> 01:09:17.367
Come on, buddy.

01:09:17.467 --> 01:09:18.869
We're going to
snap you out of this.

01:09:18.969 --> 01:09:20.104
Here we go.

01:09:20.203 --> 01:09:22.472
We got you. We got you.

01:09:25.676 --> 01:09:27.243
Jesus Christ.

01:09:27.343 --> 01:09:30.848
Ha! I knew they'd come back.

01:09:30.948 --> 01:09:32.183
Movie man!

01:09:32.282 --> 01:09:34.852
- Yo, Berry.
- What's up?

01:09:34.952 --> 01:09:36.352
We fucked up, we need your help.

01:09:36.453 --> 01:09:38.656
Did you kill
a hooker or something?

01:09:40.591 --> 01:09:41.992
No, man.

01:09:42.093 --> 01:09:43.326
Oh, Fat Joe. Okay.

01:09:43.426 --> 01:09:44.995
Is it a shroom situation?

01:09:45.096 --> 01:09:48.099
- No, ketamine.
- K-hole? All right.

01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:51.102
Well, your girl just got here,
so why don't you bring him

01:09:51.202 --> 01:09:52.770
up to her room
and we'll take care of...

01:09:52.870 --> 01:09:54.337
Wait, Apple's here?

01:09:54.437 --> 01:09:57.174
No, no. The one with
the pink hair and the, uh...

01:09:57.273 --> 01:09:59.677
You know, uh...

01:09:59.777 --> 01:10:00.778
- Kennedy?
- Yes.

01:10:00.878 --> 01:10:03.681
Okay. Wait, why is she...

01:10:05.082 --> 01:10:06.650
- Give me help.
- Yeah, yeah.

01:10:06.751 --> 01:10:09.153
I don't think all four of you
need to carry... all right.

01:10:09.252 --> 01:10:12.757
All right. Go ahead.
Yeah. All right.

01:10:12.857 --> 01:10:14.524
- Oh hell, no.
- Hi.

01:10:14.625 --> 01:10:16.359
No, no, no.
Please wait. Wait, wait.

01:10:16.459 --> 01:10:19.730
Fat Joe's in a k-hole and Berry
is going to save his life.

01:10:19.830 --> 01:10:21.632
Who the fuck is Berry?

01:10:21.732 --> 01:10:23.167
Hi. I'm Berry.

01:10:23.266 --> 01:10:26.971
It is Berry nice to meet you.
Fuck.

01:10:27.071 --> 01:10:28.172
- Berry. No.
- I'm sorry.

01:10:28.271 --> 01:10:30.741
Come on, Fat Joseph.
Come on, Berry.

01:10:30.841 --> 01:10:32.009
Ow!

01:10:32.109 --> 01:10:34.979
Berry nice room. Sorry again.

01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:36.412
Sorry.

01:10:36.513 --> 01:10:40.316
He looks really fucked up.

01:10:40.416 --> 01:10:42.253
Uglier than usual.

01:10:42.352 --> 01:10:44.420
- Respectfully.
- He keeps twitching.

01:10:44.521 --> 01:10:46.957
What do you think
he's thinking about?

01:10:48.324 --> 01:10:50.661
♪ ♪

01:10:54.131 --> 01:10:56.366
All right. I'm going
to need everybody to back up

01:10:56.466 --> 01:10:58.002
just a little bit.

01:10:58.102 --> 01:11:00.905
-Please hold my jacket,
all right?

01:11:01.005 --> 01:11:02.673
You, get the fuck out of here.

01:11:02.773 --> 01:11:05.475
No, you, Sonic, get in
the fucking bathroom, please.

01:11:05.576 --> 01:11:07.077
- I'm not...
- Get in there!

01:11:07.178 --> 01:11:08.679
I had to go to the bathroom.

01:11:08.779 --> 01:11:10.389
Jesus Christ, how do you guys
fucking hang out with that dude?

01:11:10.413 --> 01:11:11.715
All right.

01:11:11.816 --> 01:11:14.384
Second, I'm
going to need a glass of water.

01:11:14.484 --> 01:11:16.020
- Yep, yeah.
- All right.

01:11:16.120 --> 01:11:19.623
Does somebody have like some Zen
music or some sort of calm app

01:11:19.723 --> 01:11:22.159
that you could maybe play.
Get the mood right? You know.

01:11:22.259 --> 01:11:24.762
I don't got the calm app but
I got this app Kennedy made.

01:11:24.862 --> 01:11:26.664
It kind of like it.
It's five times better.

01:11:26.764 --> 01:11:28.265
It's called Calm Down, bitch.

01:11:30.533 --> 01:11:34.370
This is why you
have bags under your eyes,

01:11:34.470 --> 01:11:37.007
Go to sleep.

01:11:38.876 --> 01:11:41.377
Bitch.

01:11:45.049 --> 01:11:46.482
Wasn't my best.

01:11:46.584 --> 01:11:48.853
Yeah, yeah, I'll say.

01:11:48.953 --> 01:11:50.988
Um, water, please.

01:11:51.088 --> 01:11:52.289
What should I do?

01:11:52.388 --> 01:11:53.858
You just stay there
and look cute.

01:11:55.726 --> 01:11:57.828
You see, I've been
very dehydrated lately.

01:11:57.928 --> 01:12:01.031
My doctor said.
My pee is dark brown.

01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:05.669
All right, everybody
take a nice deep breath.

01:12:09.206 --> 01:12:11.742
Ooooo...

01:12:11.842 --> 01:12:14.345
I'm just fucking with you.
You don't got to do that.

01:12:14.444 --> 01:12:16.247
That shit is corny as fuck.

01:12:16.347 --> 01:12:17.624
You know, you'd be seeing
that in movies.

01:12:17.648 --> 01:12:20.383
You'd be like, mm-mm.
Okay, right?

01:12:20.483 --> 01:12:21.852
Wa!

01:12:21.952 --> 01:12:24.387
- Whoa!
- Shit!

01:12:24.487 --> 01:12:27.324
What the fuck?

01:12:27.423 --> 01:12:29.260
Yo, what's good, Berry?

01:12:29.360 --> 01:12:30.261
Welcome back, man.

01:12:30.361 --> 01:12:31.996
- Yo!
- What's up, boys?

01:12:32.096 --> 01:12:33.874
Dude, Fat Joe, I thought you
were dead low key.

01:12:33.898 --> 01:12:35.531
Where's Why-G at?

01:12:35.633 --> 01:12:36.901
We left there a long time ago.

01:12:37.001 --> 01:12:38.569
Yeah, a lot's happened
since then.

01:12:38.669 --> 01:12:40.271
Hi, Fat Joe. Welcome back.

01:12:40.371 --> 01:12:41.371
Hi, Kennedy.

01:12:41.404 --> 01:12:43.506
Hey, I have a question for you.

01:12:43.607 --> 01:12:46.310
When you went in my house,
did you use the bathroom?

01:12:46.409 --> 01:12:48.846
Yeah, I told you
I was going to take a piss.

01:12:48.946 --> 01:12:52.049
Do you remember if you
washed your hands?

01:12:52.149 --> 01:12:57.021
Of course I did. What kind of
person do you think I am?

01:12:57.121 --> 01:12:59.156
I remember that shit vividly.

01:12:59.256 --> 01:13:03.627
Oh, I got to piss,
I got to piss, I got to piss.

01:13:03.727 --> 01:13:07.665
♪ ♪

01:13:08.899 --> 01:13:10.367
I took a piss...

01:13:10.466 --> 01:13:12.770
Went to go wash my hands,

01:13:12.870 --> 01:13:15.239
closed the drain
like I always do.

01:13:15.339 --> 01:13:16.874
See these rings?

01:13:16.974 --> 01:13:19.643
Take no chances losing
these bad boys to the sink.

01:13:19.743 --> 01:13:24.081
You look good, Fat Joe.

01:13:24.181 --> 01:13:26.750
Your rings are busting, though.

01:13:26.850 --> 01:13:30.621
Ran outside and jumped
in the car with the boys.

01:13:30.721 --> 01:13:32.623
Do you remember, vividly,

01:13:32.723 --> 01:13:35.092
shutting the water off?

01:13:37.795 --> 01:13:40.397
I don't think you did, Fat Joe.

01:13:40.496 --> 01:13:42.433
The drain.

01:13:42.532 --> 01:13:45.936
So my brand new house
is flooded.

01:13:46.036 --> 01:13:49.373
That's why
I'm in this hotel room

01:13:49.472 --> 01:13:53.110
with all these people
who I tried to escape.

01:13:53.210 --> 01:13:54.979
Thank God it wasn't me for once.

01:13:55.079 --> 01:13:56.447
Did you find Apple yet?

01:13:56.546 --> 01:13:59.249
- No.
- Well, she's not here.

01:13:59.350 --> 01:14:00.617
Right?

01:14:00.718 --> 01:14:03.187
So maybe you should go
look for her somewhere.

01:14:03.287 --> 01:14:04.288
Hey, whoa.

01:14:04.388 --> 01:14:06.657
You boys best be leaving.

01:14:06.757 --> 01:14:09.626
Me and Kennedy, we'll get to it.

01:14:09.727 --> 01:14:11.295
- What?
- The fuck?

01:14:11.395 --> 01:14:13.406
Don't even ask the question.
Take him the fuck with you.

01:14:13.430 --> 01:14:14.331
Here, take your jacket.

01:14:14.431 --> 01:14:16.300
Worth a shot.

01:14:16.400 --> 01:14:18.645
None of this would have happened
if you didn't move out today.

01:14:18.669 --> 01:14:20.004
This is all your fault.

01:14:20.104 --> 01:14:21.848
You're an idiot.
I hope you find your girlfriend.

01:14:21.872 --> 01:14:24.074
I also hope you
find your girlfriend.

01:14:24.174 --> 01:14:26.744
Facts.

01:14:26.844 --> 01:14:28.479
Berry, get the fuck out of here.

01:14:28.579 --> 01:14:30.447
Guys?

01:14:30.546 --> 01:14:31.749
Can I come out yet?

01:14:36.787 --> 01:14:39.356
I wanted to hang out
in the bathroom.

01:14:39.456 --> 01:14:41.558
It's not because he told me.

01:14:42.559 --> 01:14:44.962
Have a good night, Kennedy.

01:14:45.062 --> 01:14:46.797
See you later.

01:14:47.431 --> 01:14:48.699
It's you.

01:14:48.799 --> 01:14:53.737
♪ ♪

01:14:53.837 --> 01:14:55.973
You know I wrote "Sk8ter Boi"
about you.

01:14:58.575 --> 01:15:00.044
I love you!

01:15:00.144 --> 01:15:03.714
Guys! Guys!

01:15:06.383 --> 01:15:07.484
Best sex I ever had.

01:15:07.584 --> 01:15:09.853
I was holding in a fart
the whole time.

01:15:09.953 --> 01:15:12.556
Where should we go?
Bowling at Dave Chappelle's?

01:15:12.656 --> 01:15:13.957
- You know Dave Chappelle?
- No.

01:15:14.058 --> 01:15:16.927
But I did see Bill Cosby
on an airplane once.

01:15:17.027 --> 01:15:20.497
- Tell me you guys just saw that.
- Saw what?

01:15:20.597 --> 01:15:22.332
Fuck!

01:15:22.433 --> 01:15:24.234
♪ ♪

01:15:34.745 --> 01:15:37.114
What a start to the night, boys.

01:15:37.214 --> 01:15:38.582
Yeah, man, that was crazy.

01:15:38.682 --> 01:15:41.285
- Yeah, you're a legend, Berry.
- I know.

01:15:41.385 --> 01:15:44.621
So want to go see some titties?
Am I coming with you?

01:15:44.721 --> 01:15:45.956
What's going on?

01:15:46.056 --> 01:15:47.658
Um...

01:15:47.758 --> 01:15:50.427
The car's kind of full
'cause of all the guys.

01:15:50.527 --> 01:15:51.995
Right, right, right.
I'll just Uber.

01:15:52.096 --> 01:15:53.706
Yeah, I'm going to text
you the address right now.

01:15:53.730 --> 01:15:55.666
- Yeah. Hit me with the address.
- I'll do it.

01:15:55.766 --> 01:15:56.767
All right. Cool.

01:15:56.867 --> 01:15:58.902
- Text you right now.
- Yeah.

01:15:59.002 --> 01:16:01.505
Wait, wait,
you don't have my number.

01:16:01.605 --> 01:16:04.708
You don't have
my fucking number!

01:16:04.808 --> 01:16:07.244
I fucking hate this job, bro.

01:16:22.392 --> 01:16:24.194
Man, give up. Block her.

01:16:27.531 --> 01:16:30.400
Yo, it's this a milkshake
from Mel's?

01:16:32.604 --> 01:16:36.608
Yeah, that's Redeye cafe, 100%.

01:16:36.707 --> 01:16:39.510
Angel, take us to Redeye Cafe.

01:16:39.611 --> 01:16:41.011
Avril was in the hallway.

01:16:41.812 --> 01:16:43.680
I think she loves me.

01:16:44.781 --> 01:16:46.183
She kissed me, man.

01:16:46.283 --> 01:16:49.086
First Why-G loves you.
Now Avril loves you.

01:16:49.186 --> 01:16:52.356
Yo! Why you guys always tell me
I'm lying about this shit, bro?

01:16:52.456 --> 01:16:54.758
Thank you.

01:16:58.395 --> 01:17:03.267
There you go, cutie.
Get my number later, huh?

01:17:03.367 --> 01:17:04.868
Fuck you.

01:17:10.741 --> 01:17:14.878
Whew. She's not in here, dude.
I give up.

01:17:14.978 --> 01:17:16.189
Family night out with the boys.

01:17:16.213 --> 01:17:17.781
We might as well
get something to eat.

01:17:17.881 --> 01:17:19.683
I don't want to eat.

01:17:22.753 --> 01:17:25.923
Oh, wow. Was there a flash
sale at Hot Topic?

01:17:26.023 --> 01:17:27.357
Ha.

01:17:27.457 --> 01:17:29.126
We'll take anything but a booth.

01:17:29.226 --> 01:17:33.697
Great. You can have
that booth right there.

01:17:33.797 --> 01:17:35.866
I'll see in a second.

01:17:37.467 --> 01:17:40.672
Fucking hate booths, man.

01:17:40.771 --> 01:17:42.472
Man, they got
a jukebox in there.

01:17:42.574 --> 01:17:44.808
Somebody give me a quarter.

01:17:50.080 --> 01:17:53.417
I think it really
might be over, man.

01:17:53.517 --> 01:17:57.487
Like, did I choose wrong?
All I wanted was Apple.

01:17:58.722 --> 01:18:02.226
Maxine's right, man.

01:18:02.326 --> 01:18:05.729
Can't have the girl
and have the job.

01:18:05.829 --> 01:18:07.965
Save the world, lose the girl.

01:18:08.065 --> 01:18:11.068
In your case, lose the girl.

01:18:11.168 --> 01:18:14.338
Don't save the world
like Batman would.

01:18:14.438 --> 01:18:15.806
It could be worse, man.

01:18:15.906 --> 01:18:18.643
Your stalker could have just...

01:18:18.742 --> 01:18:21.445
cut off your dick
back there, you know?

01:18:21.545 --> 01:18:23.247
I can see it now.

01:18:23.347 --> 01:18:25.583
Her with a little chain
rocking your cut-off dick

01:18:25.683 --> 01:18:31.221
all iced out. Oh my God, bro.

01:18:31.321 --> 01:18:34.458
But for real, though, man.
You just got to let it go.

01:18:34.559 --> 01:18:35.727
She was never yours.

01:18:35.826 --> 01:18:38.730
It was just your turn, man.

01:18:38.829 --> 01:18:40.230
Ouch.

01:18:40.330 --> 01:18:42.266
So what can I get you?

01:18:42.366 --> 01:18:46.236
Some Panic at the Disco pancakes
or some studded belt omelets?

01:18:46.336 --> 01:18:48.673
I'm going to have
the Eggs Benedict

01:18:48.772 --> 01:18:50.440
and a glass of OJ.

01:18:50.540 --> 01:18:52.142
Let me get a banana split.

01:18:52.242 --> 01:18:56.146
I don't see it on the menu, but
can I get yellowtail sashimi?

01:18:56.246 --> 01:18:58.148
Can I have Thanksgiving dinner?

01:18:58.248 --> 01:19:01.885
You know with cranberry sauce.

01:19:01.985 --> 01:19:03.987
- And make sure it's organic.
- Really?

01:19:04.087 --> 01:19:06.790
I will have a cheeseburger,
a milkshake.

01:19:06.890 --> 01:19:08.859
Are you writing
any of this down now?

01:19:08.959 --> 01:19:10.327
No, I just found out

01:19:10.427 --> 01:19:14.097
my hamster, GG
just got her fucking period.

01:19:14.197 --> 01:19:15.932
Who knew a fucking hamster
gets her period?

01:19:16.033 --> 01:19:19.469
That's so weird, right?
I don't get my period anymore.

01:19:19.570 --> 01:19:21.271
I'm only 35.

01:19:21.371 --> 01:19:23.684
That's what happens when you
fuck with too many dirty dicks.

01:19:23.708 --> 01:19:25.042
You know what I'm saying?

01:19:25.142 --> 01:19:27.210
Jams that shit up
like the fucking Holland Tunnel.

01:19:27.311 --> 01:19:29.681
Just got to get in there and
scrape the sides of the walls

01:19:29.781 --> 01:19:31.481
and get the water
flowing through again.

01:19:31.582 --> 01:19:34.619
You know, nobody wants to
go up there and do that for me.

01:19:34.719 --> 01:19:36.587
Let me know if you guys
are busy later,

01:19:36.688 --> 01:19:38.589
at a My fucking Chemical
Romance concert,

01:19:38.690 --> 01:19:41.091
maybe one of you can come over
and fucking unplug it.

01:19:41.191 --> 01:19:43.293
Anyway, cheeseburgers
and fries for everybody?

01:19:43.393 --> 01:19:44.494
See you in a second.

01:19:49.366 --> 01:19:51.001
Jesus Christ.

01:19:51.101 --> 01:19:53.136
Furries are aggressive.

01:19:54.706 --> 01:19:56.708
I'm not a furry.

01:19:56.808 --> 01:19:59.176
This is for sleeping.
I was asleep.

01:19:59.276 --> 01:20:01.144
No one's ever...
I've never had sex in this.

01:20:01.244 --> 01:20:03.013
Um, Maxine called me like
100 fucking times.

01:20:03.113 --> 01:20:04.223
She's on the phone right now,
she says.

01:20:04.247 --> 01:20:05.717
If I don't hand you the phone,

01:20:05.817 --> 01:20:08.018
then she's going to cut
my dick off, so...

01:20:08.952 --> 01:20:10.621
Oh, jeez.

01:20:12.356 --> 01:20:13.758
Hi, Maxine.

01:20:13.857 --> 01:20:15.602
London, there you are. I've been
trying to get a hold of you.

01:20:15.626 --> 01:20:17.160
Hold on. I don't know.

01:20:17.260 --> 01:20:19.138
I do not know how to fix her
nose. Get a fucking chainsaw.

01:20:19.162 --> 01:20:21.098
I don't know. Hey, okay,
I need to talk to you.

01:20:21.198 --> 01:20:25.670
I don't want to have this talk.
I already know I fucked up.

01:20:25.770 --> 01:20:27.170
I'm sorry.

01:20:27.270 --> 01:20:28.582
I just had a long conversation
with the director,

01:20:28.606 --> 01:20:32.042
and at first he did
not see you as Batman.

01:20:32.142 --> 01:20:33.977
He didn't, you know,
he couldn't envision it

01:20:34.077 --> 01:20:36.255
because the physicality
and I told him I was like, look,

01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:38.358
we can put him on steroids,
we can get him calf implants.

01:20:38.382 --> 01:20:40.150
We can do all
the fucking shit, right?

01:20:40.250 --> 01:20:42.986
He didn't get it until he saw
that video of you getting

01:20:43.086 --> 01:20:44.589
punched in the face,
which he thought

01:20:44.689 --> 01:20:47.524
that you staged
for him, which...

01:20:47.625 --> 01:20:49.192
What?

01:20:49.292 --> 01:20:52.730
But the point is, he fucking
bought it hook, line and sinker.

01:20:52.830 --> 01:20:57.134
And you are the next
fucking Batman.

01:20:57.234 --> 01:21:00.036
- Shut the...
- I know.

01:21:00.137 --> 01:21:01.314
I mean, look,
there's still a lot of like,

01:21:01.338 --> 01:21:02.716
you know, hammering out
that I could do

01:21:02.740 --> 01:21:04.117
with the vaginas
of business affairs.

01:21:04.141 --> 01:21:06.811
But those cunts, they know me,
they know me.

01:21:06.910 --> 01:21:08.945
I have to... I have to call you
back. Yes, okay.

01:21:09.045 --> 01:21:10.056
You're going to be a fucking
little action figure.

01:21:10.080 --> 01:21:11.549
You're going to be.

01:21:11.649 --> 01:21:13.292
Little kids are going to put
you in microwaves and shit

01:21:13.316 --> 01:21:15.686
because you are
going to be fucking Batman.

01:21:15.787 --> 01:21:17.521
<i>I love you.</i>

01:21:17.622 --> 01:21:19.923
I mean, you know what I mean?
I don't really.

01:21:20.023 --> 01:21:21.391
I just... I'm proud of you.

01:21:21.491 --> 01:21:25.195
Okay, I love you, too.
What? What?

01:21:25.295 --> 01:21:27.931
Please don't get canceled.
Please...

01:21:28.031 --> 01:21:29.933
I got the role.

01:21:30.033 --> 01:21:31.268
- I'm fucking Batman.
- No!

01:21:31.368 --> 01:21:32.770
I'm Batman!

01:21:32.870 --> 01:21:34.772
Oh, sick, dude.

01:21:34.872 --> 01:21:36.440
Oh my God!

01:21:36.540 --> 01:21:38.975
- You got it?
- Yes.

01:21:41.211 --> 01:21:42.613
I'm fucking Batman!

01:21:42.713 --> 01:21:43.713
Can I have my phone.

01:21:43.748 --> 01:21:45.883
I'm sorry, here.

01:21:45.982 --> 01:21:47.552
Did you look at my photos?

01:21:47.652 --> 01:21:50.020
No, no.

01:21:50.120 --> 01:21:52.623
This has been the weirdest
first day at work ever.

01:21:52.723 --> 01:21:56.960
Looks like it's about time
for you to hop on out of here.

01:21:57.060 --> 01:21:58.361
See you guys.

01:21:59.730 --> 01:22:02.299
I... I got to call Apple.

01:22:02.399 --> 01:22:04.167
I got to try. I'm
sorry, I don't want

01:22:04.267 --> 01:22:05.969
to kill the vibe, but like...

01:22:06.069 --> 01:22:08.071
Maybe she'll answer.

01:22:09.506 --> 01:22:10.875
<i>Hello.</i>

01:22:10.974 --> 01:22:12.976
- Baby. Hi.
<i>- What do you want?</i>

01:22:13.076 --> 01:22:16.446
- Hold on, I just... can we talk?
<i>- What?</i>

01:22:16.546 --> 01:22:18.850
Like no arguing, just...

01:22:18.950 --> 01:22:22.587
just I want to
tell you something and...

01:22:22.687 --> 01:22:25.422
I'm sorry about today.

01:22:25.522 --> 01:22:27.491
Do you remember where
we had our first kiss?

01:22:27.592 --> 01:22:28.759
<i>Yeah.</i>

01:22:28.860 --> 01:22:30.393
Can you meet me there
in 30 minutes?

01:22:30.494 --> 01:22:31.929
<i>- Yeah.</i>
- Okay.

01:22:32.028 --> 01:22:34.130
All right. I'm on my way. Bye.

01:22:35.633 --> 01:22:36.868
She's going to see you?

01:22:36.968 --> 01:22:38.636
Yeah.

01:22:38.736 --> 01:22:40.872
What the fuck just happened
in the last 35 seconds?

01:22:40.972 --> 01:22:42.506
You're Batman.

01:22:42.607 --> 01:22:44.508
I'm Batman!

01:22:44.609 --> 01:22:46.142
Oh my God.

01:22:46.243 --> 01:22:47.654
I wish I had the Batmobile,
but I have Dylan's truck.

01:22:47.678 --> 01:22:48.880
Can I please use it?

01:22:48.980 --> 01:22:50.615
Keys are in the ignition...

01:22:50.715 --> 01:22:51.916
of the car...

01:22:52.015 --> 01:22:55.151
Which is unlocked outside,

01:22:55.252 --> 01:22:57.087
most likely still running.

01:22:57.187 --> 01:23:00.056
God, you're an idiot.

01:23:03.460 --> 01:23:04.729
Let me out.

01:23:07.130 --> 01:23:08.164
Love y'all, man.

01:23:08.265 --> 01:23:09.934
Ooh. Don't fall asleep.

01:23:10.033 --> 01:23:12.870
Love you too, dawg.

01:23:12.970 --> 01:23:14.371
Later, boys.

01:23:16.172 --> 01:23:19.276
So it seems like all
is good in the world again,

01:23:19.376 --> 01:23:21.779
except for this fucking booth.

01:23:23.848 --> 01:23:24.949
Oh.

01:23:25.048 --> 01:23:28.218
- Mac and Cheese.
- Nice.

01:23:28.318 --> 01:23:30.086
♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪

01:23:30.186 --> 01:23:32.289
♪ Call me if you need saving ♪

01:23:32.389 --> 01:23:35.026
♪ Don't let no other man in ♪

01:23:35.125 --> 01:23:38.729
♪ Banish them to other planets ♪

01:23:38.829 --> 01:23:41.498
♪ If you waiting up, up,
I'm already down ♪

01:23:41.599 --> 01:23:44.167
♪ On the Internet
I could see you frown ♪

01:23:44.267 --> 01:23:45.636
♪ Yeah I see you frown ♪

01:23:45.736 --> 01:23:46.837
♪ Will you love me now? ♪

01:23:46.938 --> 01:23:49.306
♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪

01:23:49.406 --> 01:23:51.642
♪ If you wit' it buttercup
I'ma head to town ♪

01:23:51.742 --> 01:23:54.377
♪ Wanna save the world
I'ma burn it down ♪

01:23:54.477 --> 01:23:56.914
♪ Burn it down
Say you love me now ♪

01:23:57.014 --> 01:23:58.381
♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪

01:23:58.481 --> 01:24:00.952
♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪

01:24:01.052 --> 01:24:03.854
♪ Call me if you need saving ♪

01:24:03.955 --> 01:24:06.456
♪ Don't let no other man in ♪

01:24:46.664 --> 01:24:48.264
Good morning.

01:24:54.905 --> 01:24:57.875
♪ ♪

01:25:00.978 --> 01:25:02.613
♪ Yeah! ♪

01:25:02.713 --> 01:25:03.748
♪ All right! ♪

01:25:03.848 --> 01:25:06.751
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

01:25:06.851 --> 01:25:08.085
♪ Today might suck ♪

01:25:08.184 --> 01:25:10.855
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

01:25:10.955 --> 01:25:12.188
♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪

01:25:12.288 --> 01:25:14.992
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

01:25:15.092 --> 01:25:16.359
Come on! ♪ Today might suck ♪

01:25:16.459 --> 01:25:19.162
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪

01:25:19.262 --> 01:25:20.731
♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪

01:25:23.333 --> 01:25:24.544
♪ I gotta smoke something
for this ♪

01:25:24.568 --> 01:25:26.137
Did she say where she was going?

01:25:26.236 --> 01:25:27.303
You know what? She did.

01:25:27.404 --> 01:25:28.939
She actually did...

01:25:29.040 --> 01:25:30.507
That's her.

01:25:32.810 --> 01:25:35.345
Um, actually that...

01:25:35.445 --> 01:25:36.489
Did she say where she was going?

01:25:36.513 --> 01:25:38.248
Uh, you know what? She...

01:25:38.348 --> 01:25:39.458
Did she say where she was going?

01:25:39.482 --> 01:25:41.886
Yeah, you know what, she...

01:25:41.986 --> 01:25:43.888
Okay okay okay... All right...

01:25:43.988 --> 01:25:46.389
Your dad's dead.

01:25:46.489 --> 01:25:48.793
Actually that works
for both of us.

01:25:50.193 --> 01:25:51.504
It used to only work for me.
I'm so sorry.

01:25:51.528 --> 01:25:52.897
Wasn't thinking there.

01:25:52.997 --> 01:25:55.077
I can make anybody famous.
I can do fucking anything.

01:25:55.166 --> 01:25:56.686
Joaquin Phoenix,
no one would hire him.

01:25:56.767 --> 01:25:58.201
He had half a face.

01:25:58.301 --> 01:26:00.571
I made that happen.

01:26:00.671 --> 01:26:01.438
Adam Sandler?

01:26:01.538 --> 01:26:03.107
They called me about Uncut Gems.

01:26:03.206 --> 01:26:05.009
It was initially
about circumcision.

01:26:05.109 --> 01:26:08.478
Okay? I made them change it.

01:26:08.579 --> 01:26:10.981
Adam Sandler went from silly
fucking goose

01:26:11.082 --> 01:26:13.551
to genius guy in Uncut Gems.

01:26:13.651 --> 01:26:15.494
That's why I don't have
Instagram cause I'd just be

01:26:15.518 --> 01:26:18.155
looking at butts all day.

01:26:18.254 --> 01:26:19.690
Big fat butts.

01:26:19.790 --> 01:26:22.159
Anyways, you guys should try
a finger in your ass.

01:26:22.258 --> 01:26:23.561
It's pretty fun.

01:26:23.661 --> 01:26:25.204
I wouldn't like, you know,
start with it

01:26:25.228 --> 01:26:26.463
but you could finish with it.

01:26:26.564 --> 01:26:29.967
Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale
at Hot Topic?

01:26:30.067 --> 01:26:31.102
We'll take a booth.

01:26:31.202 --> 01:26:34.071
Or anything but a booth.

01:26:34.171 --> 01:26:35.740
Take anything but a booth.

01:26:35.840 --> 01:26:36.874
Okay.

01:26:36.974 --> 01:26:38.709
We don't want a booth.

01:26:38.809 --> 01:26:40.410
But you want a booth.

01:26:40.510 --> 01:26:41.712
I can't help you.

01:26:41.812 --> 01:26:42.812
We'll take a booth.

01:26:42.880 --> 01:26:43.990
We went to the wrong restaurant.
Let's go.

01:26:44.014 --> 01:26:45.149
God damn it.

01:26:45.248 --> 01:26:46.617
You guys decide what you want?

01:26:46.717 --> 01:26:49.319
And don't take long cause I've
got a big part tomorrow.

01:26:49.419 --> 01:26:52.422
I'm playing a Bush in the new
Leonardo DiCaprio film.

01:26:52.522 --> 01:26:55.693
Hm? Congratulations to me.
Correct. Yeah. That's right.

01:26:55.793 --> 01:27:00.631
Hey! My agent said this was
gonna be an easy gig!

01:27:00.731 --> 01:27:03.299
You didn't even give me shoes!

01:27:03.399 --> 01:27:05.903
Hey! I'm an A-list
player, homes.

01:27:06.003 --> 01:27:07.171
I don't play this stuff.

01:27:07.303 --> 01:27:09.140
What is this?
What am I supposed to be?

01:27:09.240 --> 01:27:11.809
A cave man!

01:27:11.909 --> 01:27:16.046
Hey! I'm outta here.
I'm changing my clothes.

01:27:16.147 --> 01:27:18.149
Hey, do you know
where you can go, eh?

01:27:18.249 --> 01:27:19.717
Go to hell.

01:27:19.817 --> 01:27:22.887
Right, everybody take a nice
deep breath.

01:27:22.987 --> 01:27:26.657
You all right?

01:27:26.757 --> 01:27:29.526
Okay, you sure?
You need like a Luden's?

01:27:29.627 --> 01:27:31.962
You guys got a Luden's?

01:27:33.097 --> 01:27:34.832
It was taken from the bedroom...

01:27:37.034 --> 01:27:39.369
Why'd you park so fucking far?

01:27:39.469 --> 01:27:41.272
Does anybody here have any X?

01:27:41.404 --> 01:27:44.842
- You're hanging with us!
- Yes! Woo!

01:27:44.942 --> 01:27:47.278
Fuck that deeb, dude,
he's gone, man!

01:27:47.377 --> 01:27:48.679
Fuck him!

01:27:48.779 --> 01:27:51.148
I can still hear every word
you all are saying.

01:27:51.248 --> 01:27:53.217
You're mic'd. It's a movie.

01:27:55.119 --> 01:27:59.123
You should give me your number
after this scene.

01:27:59.223 --> 01:28:02.425
- What?
- Nothing.

01:28:02.525 --> 01:28:04.394
Did you just ask me to give you
my number?

01:28:04.494 --> 01:28:05.896
No.

01:28:05.996 --> 01:28:07.264
What did you say then?

01:28:07.363 --> 01:28:08.975
Because it sounded like
"you should give me

01:28:08.999 --> 01:28:10.167
your number after this."

01:28:10.267 --> 01:28:15.206
No, I said I need a cucumber
for me eyes.

01:28:15.306 --> 01:28:19.009
You do have really dark bags
under your eyes.

01:28:19.109 --> 01:28:20.744
Fuck you.

01:28:20.845 --> 01:28:22.980
Action! Action!

01:28:23.080 --> 01:28:25.381
- Man, what the fuck!
- Action!

01:28:27.618 --> 01:28:29.854
I'm forgetting the first line
thing again.

01:28:29.954 --> 01:28:32.122
Let me... one more time,
what'd you say?

01:28:33.591 --> 01:28:35.092
♪ I gotta smoke something
for this ♪

01:28:35.192 --> 01:28:41.098
♪ ♪

01:28:41.198 --> 01:28:44.735
Am I not in this scene?

01:28:44.835 --> 01:28:45.903
Sorry, man.

01:28:51.407 --> 01:28:52.687
Why are you even awake
right now?

01:28:53.010 --> 01:28:55.421
Why are you even up... I'm sorry,
I'm thrown off by that ringtone.

01:28:55.445 --> 01:28:57.290
Can we not have Britney Spears
ringtones go off?

01:28:57.314 --> 01:28:58.782
Quiet all around.

01:28:58.883 --> 01:28:59.984
Hold, plane.

01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:04.154
Yes she just left like
two minutes ago.

01:29:05.990 --> 01:29:08.058
You wanna do your walking
any louder?

01:29:08.158 --> 01:29:09.627
That'd be good.

01:29:09.727 --> 01:29:12.730
I know I wanted to be Batman,
but maybe...

01:29:12.830 --> 01:29:14.530
I wanna be Birdman.

01:29:14.632 --> 01:29:18.636
So I can get these things
shut the fuck up.

01:29:18.736 --> 01:29:21.572
Make sure that keeps making
noise

01:29:21.672 --> 01:29:24.909
I fucking hate you,
you fucking cement mixer.

01:29:29.013 --> 01:29:31.015
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
I hate you, ahhhhh!

01:29:34.218 --> 01:29:36.452
He's taking a shower.

01:29:36.553 --> 01:29:37.855
Holding for garbage.

01:29:37.955 --> 01:29:41.625
The giantest garbage truck
I've ever fucking seen!

01:29:41.725 --> 01:29:43.435
Like, just weave,
you gotta weave through...

01:29:43.459 --> 01:29:44.659
<i>Car: What would you like to...</i>

01:29:44.728 --> 01:29:46.172
Hold on, sorry, this car's
yelling at me.

01:29:46.196 --> 01:29:48.098
Fuck. Shit. Sorry.

01:29:48.198 --> 01:29:50.601
You know what?
She's just... it's her first day.

01:29:50.701 --> 01:29:52.102
- Mm-hm.
- There's um...

01:29:52.202 --> 01:29:53.737
<i>Car: What can I do for you?</i>

01:29:53.837 --> 01:29:56.573
C-3PO's going crazy.
R2D2's going...

01:29:56.674 --> 01:29:58.208
Guys, that's my IUD.

01:29:59.677 --> 01:30:02.813
What is that?

01:30:02.913 --> 01:30:05.749
This whole movie is just me
looking over my shoulder

01:30:05.849 --> 01:30:10.087
every second going,
"what is that?"

01:30:12.156 --> 01:30:14.792
Ahh fuck! Fuck!

01:30:19.129 --> 01:30:21.699
♪ ♪

01:30:23.533 --> 01:30:26.837
Cut. Let's reset.
I'm just kidding. That's a wrap.

01:30:26.937 --> 01:30:29.239
That lobster is not
talking to you.

01:30:31.442 --> 01:30:32.542
My God.

01:30:32.710 --> 01:30:35.679
Imagine believing
that a lobster can talk.

01:30:35.779 --> 01:30:37.247
Oh you think you big huh?

01:30:37.348 --> 01:30:39.383
There you go.
Help yourself to that.

01:30:40.918 --> 01:30:43.587
You're a big fucking stoner.

01:30:45.521 --> 01:30:46.790
Get over here. Try it.

01:30:46.890 --> 01:30:49.492
Get in here. Get in here.

01:30:49.593 --> 01:30:51.996
Ha ha! I got you!

01:31:00.738 --> 01:31:02.639
Dip me and I will kick your ass.

01:31:02.740 --> 01:31:05.508
Bro, this motherfucker's
still talking shit.

01:31:05.609 --> 01:31:06.910
I'm talking shit?

01:31:07.011 --> 01:31:09.279
I'm about to boil your ass, bro.

01:31:09.380 --> 01:31:12.149
Oh, dip me deeper,
dip me deeper.

01:31:12.249 --> 01:31:13.917
Oh, hot demons.

01:31:15.719 --> 01:31:18.122
Man, bon appe-tight, my brothas.

01:31:22.059 --> 01:31:25.229
Man, you did all that prep for
this shrimpy-ass lobster?

01:31:25.329 --> 01:31:26.463
What you mean?

01:31:26.563 --> 01:31:28.699
Bro, this is a limp shrimp
biscuit bro?

01:31:28.799 --> 01:31:31.602
Now you all talking shit, bro.
I'm gonna take all this shit.

01:31:34.671 --> 01:31:37.174
That's a wrap!

01:31:42.913 --> 01:31:44.348
And cut!

01:31:44.448 --> 01:31:45.616
That is a wrap

01:31:45.716 --> 01:31:48.886
on season two finale
of Good Bad People.

01:31:48.986 --> 01:31:50.754
Let's hear it for our actors.

01:31:55.993 --> 01:31:59.663
Stop that, please. Hold up.

01:31:59.763 --> 01:32:01.698
Is that our fucking finale?

01:32:01.799 --> 01:32:03.500
Can you be a little bit
more professional?

01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:05.536
- Thanks.
- Piss off.

01:32:05.636 --> 01:32:06.970
So glad this is over.

01:32:10.507 --> 01:32:12.443
So you're telling me
London Clash

01:32:12.543 --> 01:32:15.979
goes through all of this in
the course of one fucking day

01:32:16.080 --> 01:32:18.449
because of a text message
with a typo?

01:32:18.550 --> 01:32:21.819
He's auditioning
to become Batman.

01:32:21.919 --> 01:32:23.696
He gets high and sends his mate
to the meeting

01:32:23.720 --> 01:32:25.422
and still gets the job.

01:32:25.522 --> 01:32:28.158
What is he? The luckiest
cunt in the world?

01:32:31.495 --> 01:32:33.430
His stalker saves his life.

01:32:33.530 --> 01:32:35.632
Leo breaks not one,
but three urns

01:32:35.732 --> 01:32:37.601
with his girlfriend's
family in it

01:32:37.701 --> 01:32:40.904
and his solution is to fill
it up with weed ashes.

01:32:42.039 --> 01:32:44.908
This is the worst ending
I've ever seen.

01:32:45.008 --> 01:32:47.511
You were at the table read.

01:32:47.611 --> 01:32:49.213
Get me out of this.

01:32:52.149 --> 01:32:53.617
You're all wankers.

01:32:53.717 --> 01:32:55.252
Fuck! Why am I limping?

01:32:56.091 --> 01:33:01.091
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