WEBVTT 00:00:00.741 --> 00:00:20.741 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:26.765 --> 00:00:29.899 - ♪ - Illumination! [laughs] 00:00:36.427 --> 00:00:38.821 Ooh. Minion! 00:00:39.778 --> 00:00:41.693 ♪ Yeah 00:00:41.737 --> 00:00:44.566 ♪ Ooh 00:00:44.609 --> 00:00:47.786 ♪ When you wish upon a star 00:00:49.136 --> 00:00:51.747 ♪ Your dreams will take you very far ♪ 00:00:51.790 --> 00:00:53.705 - [tires squeal] - [laughs] 00:00:53.749 --> 00:00:56.882 ♪ But when you wish upon a dream ♪ 00:00:58.275 --> 00:01:01.887 ♪ Life ain't always what it seems, oh, yeah... ♪ 00:01:03.324 --> 00:01:05.239 Freeze! AVL! 00:01:05.282 --> 00:01:06.892 ♪ No matter who you are... 00:01:06.936 --> 00:01:08.720 - Hey! Hey! - [yells in pain] 00:01:08.764 --> 00:01:10.418 - Stop right there! - Grab her! 00:01:13.551 --> 00:01:14.944 Oh. Ah! 00:01:14.987 --> 00:01:17.033 - Yeah, baby! - Attention, all units. 00:01:17.077 --> 00:01:18.295 [chuckles] 00:01:19.905 --> 00:01:20.950 [gasps] 00:01:21.907 --> 00:01:23.083 Whoa! 00:01:23.126 --> 00:01:25.128 - [whoops, laughs] - AGENT: Look out! 00:01:25.172 --> 00:01:27.087 - You like that? - Hey! 00:01:28.218 --> 00:01:30.438 ♪ Shining star for you to see 00:01:30.481 --> 00:01:32.396 ♪ What your life can truly be... ♪ 00:01:32.440 --> 00:01:34.800 AGENT: Repeating, all units, villain is heading westbound... 00:01:34.833 --> 00:01:36.748 ♪ What your life can truly be 00:01:36.792 --> 00:01:38.248 - [elevator bell dings] - ♪ Shining star 00:01:38.272 --> 00:01:39.838 ♪ For you to see 00:01:39.882 --> 00:01:42.406 ♪ What your life can truly be. ♪ 00:01:43.755 --> 00:01:45.192 Ooh, baby! 00:01:45.235 --> 00:01:47.455 The Anti-Villain League can't catch this. 00:01:47.498 --> 00:01:49.326 Guess who stole the map. 00:01:51.111 --> 00:01:52.373 [laughs] 00:01:53.548 --> 00:01:55.593 Hallelujah! [laughs] 00:01:57.813 --> 00:02:00.120 Yeah! I got this. 00:02:02.122 --> 00:02:03.471 [whoops, laughs] 00:02:05.125 --> 00:02:06.996 [laughs] Good work. 00:02:09.259 --> 00:02:12.523 The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone. 00:02:12.567 --> 00:02:16.179 We will become the most powerful villains in the world. 00:02:16.223 --> 00:02:17.485 [all cheering] 00:02:17.528 --> 00:02:19.574 Okay, let's get a move on. 00:02:19.617 --> 00:02:21.489 We leave for Asia tonight. 00:02:21.532 --> 00:02:24.361 ♪ 00:02:24.405 --> 00:02:26.450 [whooshing] 00:02:43.032 --> 00:02:44.816 [laughs] 00:02:48.472 --> 00:02:50.909 Okay, let's see here. 00:02:56.306 --> 00:02:58.352 [chuckles] 00:02:59.614 --> 00:03:01.224 [stone scraping] 00:03:01.268 --> 00:03:02.443 [clunks] 00:03:02.486 --> 00:03:04.532 [rumbling] 00:03:14.150 --> 00:03:16.457 - [earbud beeps] - I'm in. 00:03:24.204 --> 00:03:27.076 [yelps, screams] 00:03:29.339 --> 00:03:31.385 [grunting] 00:03:34.562 --> 00:03:36.738 [groans] 00:03:42.134 --> 00:03:43.962 Hello, beautiful. 00:03:44.006 --> 00:03:45.225 [chuckles] 00:03:54.234 --> 00:03:55.452 [chuckles] 00:03:57.454 --> 00:03:58.847 [door clunks shut] 00:03:58.890 --> 00:04:00.283 Whoa! 00:04:00.327 --> 00:04:01.589 What? 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:05.070 [chittering rapidly] 00:04:06.594 --> 00:04:07.812 Oh. 00:04:07.856 --> 00:04:09.901 [grunting] 00:04:12.904 --> 00:04:14.166 [snarls] 00:04:16.038 --> 00:04:17.169 [screams] 00:04:25.090 --> 00:04:26.875 [grunting rapidly] 00:04:29.573 --> 00:04:31.923 [panting] 00:04:33.969 --> 00:04:36.058 Ha ha! Yes! 00:04:36.101 --> 00:04:38.582 The Zodiac Stone. 00:04:39.801 --> 00:04:42.194 - [whirring] - Whoa. 00:04:46.155 --> 00:04:49.114 [laughs] 00:04:49.158 --> 00:04:51.334 Soon, the power of these unstoppable beasts 00:04:51.378 --> 00:04:53.293 will be ours. 00:04:59.516 --> 00:05:02.389 [gasps] Ah, for crying out loud. 00:05:05.479 --> 00:05:08.220 [grunts, gasps] 00:05:09.047 --> 00:05:11.049 Oh. [grunting] 00:05:12.050 --> 00:05:13.922 Whoa. [laughs] 00:05:13.965 --> 00:05:15.924 [buzzing] 00:05:15.967 --> 00:05:17.839 Whoa. [yells] 00:05:19.406 --> 00:05:22.017 [screams, yells] 00:05:26.064 --> 00:05:30.373 Hurry up. I got a bunch of deadly tchotchkes on my tail. 00:05:30.417 --> 00:05:32.375 Roger that on the copy. 00:05:32.419 --> 00:05:34.421 Step on it, sister. 00:05:38.686 --> 00:05:40.470 [grunts] 00:05:40.514 --> 00:05:42.167 Hurry up! Come on! 00:05:42.211 --> 00:05:43.865 [yells, grunts] 00:05:44.996 --> 00:05:46.955 Off! Off! 00:05:50.437 --> 00:05:52.961 [laughs] 00:05:53.004 --> 00:05:55.964 I got it. I got the stone. 00:05:56.007 --> 00:05:57.661 Party's over, old man. 00:05:57.705 --> 00:06:01.143 The Vicious Six has a new head honcho. 00:06:01.186 --> 00:06:04.755 You just got played for a sucker! 00:06:04.799 --> 00:06:07.454 Whoa! Hold on. I started this group. 00:06:07.497 --> 00:06:09.194 We're a team. 00:06:09.238 --> 00:06:10.979 Where's your loyalty? 00:06:11.022 --> 00:06:12.937 Oh, please. We're villains. 00:06:12.981 --> 00:06:14.765 There's no such thing. 00:06:14.809 --> 00:06:16.985 It's time for the next generation. 00:06:17.028 --> 00:06:18.421 [laughs] 00:06:18.465 --> 00:06:20.467 [screaming] 00:06:25.994 --> 00:06:28.039 ["Bang, Bang" by G.E.M. playing] 00:06:37.571 --> 00:06:39.616 [G.E.M. singing in Chinese] 00:06:48.582 --> 00:06:50.235 ♪ Bang, bang 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:51.889 [singing continues in Chinese] 00:06:51.933 --> 00:06:53.301 -♪ Bang, bang -[Gru and Minions laughing] 00:06:53.325 --> 00:06:54.936 [singing continues in Chinese] 00:06:54.979 --> 00:06:56.416 -♪ Bang, bang -[Minions grunting] 00:06:56.459 --> 00:06:57.765 [singing continues in Chinese] 00:06:57.808 --> 00:06:59.288 ♪ Bang, bang 00:06:59.331 --> 00:07:01.551 - [singing continues in Chinese] - [yelling] 00:07:02.900 --> 00:07:04.946 [Minions screaming] 00:07:08.297 --> 00:07:09.733 [exclaims in Minionese] 00:07:09.777 --> 00:07:11.822 [G.E.M. vocalizing] 00:07:16.784 --> 00:07:18.481 ♪ Hey! 00:07:18.525 --> 00:07:21.310 ♪ Hey! Hey! 00:07:21.353 --> 00:07:22.964 ♪ Hey! 00:07:24.356 --> 00:07:26.141 ♪ Bang, bang 00:07:27.403 --> 00:07:29.231 ♪ Bang, bang. 00:07:32.626 --> 00:07:34.584 [song ends] 00:07:34.628 --> 00:07:37.544 TEACHER: Quiet down, class. 00:07:37.587 --> 00:07:40.503 - Quiet down, class. - [children chattering] 00:07:40.547 --> 00:07:43.332 People, people. 00:07:43.375 --> 00:07:45.813 So, what do you want to be 00:07:45.856 --> 00:07:47.616 - when you grow up? - STUDENT: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! 00:07:47.641 --> 00:07:49.860 - Samantha. - I want to be a doctor. 00:07:49.904 --> 00:07:51.035 - Wonderful. - Oh, oh! 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:52.080 Bradley. 00:07:52.123 --> 00:07:53.385 I want to be a teacher. 00:07:53.429 --> 00:07:55.344 No, you do not. 00:07:55.387 --> 00:07:56.911 - STUDENT: Ooh! Me, me! - Yes. 00:07:56.954 --> 00:07:59.130 I want to be a fireman who is also the president 00:07:59.174 --> 00:08:01.176 and-and also drives race cars. Yeah. 00:08:01.219 --> 00:08:03.091 Exciting. 00:08:03.134 --> 00:08:05.397 And what about you, Gru? 00:08:06.398 --> 00:08:07.443 Gru? 00:08:07.487 --> 00:08:09.401 Me? 00:08:09.445 --> 00:08:12.535 I want to be... 00:08:12.579 --> 00:08:15.407 a supervillain. 00:08:15.451 --> 00:08:16.670 ♪ 00:08:16.713 --> 00:08:18.062 - [laughter] - Supervillain? 00:08:18.106 --> 00:08:19.934 - Supervillain. - Loser! 00:08:19.977 --> 00:08:21.564 - [bell ringing] - [whooping, excited chatter] 00:08:21.588 --> 00:08:23.546 ♪ I'm having a bad, bad day 00:08:23.590 --> 00:08:25.679 ♪ It's about time that I get my way... ♪ 00:08:25.722 --> 00:08:27.811 - Kelly! - Daddy! 00:08:27.855 --> 00:08:30.161 - Brett! - [laughs] Mom! 00:08:30.205 --> 00:08:31.554 Gru! 00:08:31.598 --> 00:08:33.295 Kiss-a la mama! 00:08:33.338 --> 00:08:36.646 Oh. My favorite tiny relatives. [chuckles uneasily] 00:08:36.690 --> 00:08:38.058 [Minions giggling, speaking Minionese] 00:08:38.082 --> 00:08:39.693 Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on. 00:08:39.736 --> 00:08:41.738 - [smooching repeatedly] - Hey. 00:08:41.782 --> 00:08:43.958 I got an image to uphold here. 00:08:44.001 --> 00:08:46.438 - [Minions giggling] - [Gru yelps] 00:08:46.482 --> 00:08:48.179 - [speaking Minionese] - Okay. 00:08:48.223 --> 00:08:50.051 Hey, are you guys pumped for the movie? 00:08:50.094 --> 00:08:52.314 - Let's go! - [beeps] 00:08:52.357 --> 00:08:54.055 [laughs] 00:08:54.098 --> 00:08:56.623 [yelling, laughing] 00:09:05.849 --> 00:09:09.374 - [woman screams over speakers] - [Jawstheme playing] 00:09:17.687 --> 00:09:19.733 [music crescendos, then stops] 00:09:19.776 --> 00:09:21.735 [loud sound of flatulence] 00:09:21.778 --> 00:09:23.824 - [people groaning] - WOMAN: Oh, no! 00:09:23.867 --> 00:09:27.436 [people groaning, coughing and screaming] 00:09:27.479 --> 00:09:29.525 [Bob speaking Minionese] 00:09:29.569 --> 00:09:30.918 [speaking Minionese] 00:09:30.961 --> 00:09:32.286 WOMAN [over speakers]: Shark! A shark! 00:09:32.310 --> 00:09:33.964 [all laughing] 00:09:34.008 --> 00:09:36.010 [man screaming over speakers] 00:09:36.053 --> 00:09:37.533 [bells dinging] 00:09:39.491 --> 00:09:40.754 GRU: Oh! 00:09:40.797 --> 00:09:42.320 I am a pinball wizard. 00:09:42.364 --> 00:09:43.800 - [dinging rapidly] - [laughs] 00:09:43.844 --> 00:09:47.151 Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. 00:09:47.195 --> 00:09:48.588 Swish. Swish. 00:09:48.631 --> 00:09:50.851 Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. 00:09:52.243 --> 00:09:53.941 - [whirring] - [Gru laughing] 00:09:53.984 --> 00:09:55.986 [babbling] 00:09:56.030 --> 00:09:57.422 - Bello. -Bello. - Bello. 00:09:57.466 --> 00:09:59.729 - Bello. Bello. - Bello. -Bello. 00:10:01.775 --> 00:10:04.908 - [speaking Minionese] - [laughing, whooping] 00:10:06.431 --> 00:10:07.781 WOMAN: Everything you got. 00:10:07.824 --> 00:10:09.565 A little more. Come on. 00:10:09.609 --> 00:10:12.220 [sighs] -Put some of those sprinkles on there. 00:10:12.263 --> 00:10:14.614 I like those sprinkles. 00:10:16.050 --> 00:10:17.791 [Stuart laughs] 00:10:17.834 --> 00:10:19.575 Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray! 00:10:19.619 --> 00:10:21.969 Cheese-Ray! [laughs] 00:10:22.012 --> 00:10:23.666 Don't cheese me, bro. 00:10:24.711 --> 00:10:26.887 [laughs maniacally] 00:10:26.930 --> 00:10:28.279 [giggles, grunts] 00:10:28.323 --> 00:10:30.064 Pank you! 00:10:31.108 --> 00:10:35.069 Mmm! So creamy, so delicious. 00:10:35.112 --> 00:10:37.854 Worth every calorie. 00:10:37.898 --> 00:10:40.248 Ah, mmm! 00:10:40.291 --> 00:10:41.921 - [bell dings] - ♪ I'm having a bad, bad day 00:10:41.945 --> 00:10:44.339 ♪ If you take it personal, that's okay ♪ 00:10:44.382 --> 00:10:45.862 ♪ Watch, this is so fun to see... ♪ 00:10:45.906 --> 00:10:47.864 Bills, magazines, 00:10:47.908 --> 00:10:49.605 S&H Green Stamps. 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:50.780 Huh? 00:10:50.824 --> 00:10:52.608 Ooh! 00:10:54.001 --> 00:10:56.046 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 00:10:57.308 --> 00:10:58.788 Holy guacamole! 00:10:58.832 --> 00:11:01.138 Where can we listen? Where can we listen? 00:11:02.357 --> 00:11:03.706 [speaking Minionese] 00:11:09.756 --> 00:11:11.496 Hello, Mr. Gru. 00:11:11.540 --> 00:11:14.021 We've received your application to the world's best 00:11:14.064 --> 00:11:16.719 supervillain team, the Vicious Six. 00:11:16.763 --> 00:11:19.722 A recent opening has become available, 00:11:19.766 --> 00:11:21.637 - and... - And? 00:11:21.681 --> 00:11:24.335 - ...your interview is tomorrow at noon. - [whoops] 00:11:24.379 --> 00:11:26.076 Dyn-o-mite! 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:28.731 [exclaiming in Minionese] 00:11:28.775 --> 00:11:31.560 BELLE BOTTOM: Please go to 417 Main Street. 00:11:31.603 --> 00:11:35.346 The password is: "You're no good." 00:11:35.390 --> 00:11:37.653 "You're no good." Mm-hmm. 00:11:37.697 --> 00:11:39.481 Now, get up on the down stroke, 00:11:39.524 --> 00:11:42.484 'cause this invitation is gonna explode, baby. 00:11:42.527 --> 00:11:44.442 Explode? Oh. 00:11:44.486 --> 00:11:46.749 - Oh, no, no, no, no! - [small explosion] 00:11:46.793 --> 00:11:49.839 [all coughing, hacking] 00:11:52.624 --> 00:11:54.191 Oot! [giggles] 00:11:54.235 --> 00:11:55.671 Oot! Oot! 00:11:55.715 --> 00:11:57.760 [giggles] Oot! Oot! 00:11:57.804 --> 00:11:59.414 Ooh. Very big news, Mom! 00:11:59.457 --> 00:12:02.199 [Gru's mom and man groan] 00:12:02.243 --> 00:12:03.505 Mom? 00:12:03.548 --> 00:12:07.204 [groaning continues] 00:12:08.466 --> 00:12:09.946 Mom? 00:12:09.990 --> 00:12:13.080 [groaning continues] 00:12:16.866 --> 00:12:19.129 [both groaning] 00:12:19.173 --> 00:12:21.001 What? 00:12:21.044 --> 00:12:23.046 Mom, who is this sweaty guy? 00:12:23.090 --> 00:12:24.874 He's stinking up the house. 00:12:24.918 --> 00:12:26.702 I thought you were cooking cabbage. 00:12:26.746 --> 00:12:28.878 - He's my new guru. - [Kevin scoffs] 00:12:28.922 --> 00:12:30.401 [groans] 00:12:30.445 --> 00:12:32.664 - [laughs, groans] - [babbling] 00:12:32.708 --> 00:12:34.797 Tell your weird buddies they'd better start 00:12:34.841 --> 00:12:36.538 pulling their weight around here, 00:12:36.581 --> 00:12:38.105 or I'm kicking them out. 00:12:38.148 --> 00:12:41.369 They are killing my mellow vibes. 00:12:41.412 --> 00:12:43.763 [babbles mockingly] 00:12:43.806 --> 00:12:45.982 GRU'S MOM: Hey! I heard that! 00:12:46.026 --> 00:12:47.679 ♪ 00:12:50.857 --> 00:12:54.295 Come on. Let's go tell the troops the good news. 00:12:55.862 --> 00:12:57.864 Gentlemen, to the basement, 00:12:57.907 --> 00:13:00.388 aka our new evil lair. 00:13:02.433 --> 00:13:04.000 [laughing] 00:13:04.044 --> 00:13:05.697 This is fantastic! 00:13:05.741 --> 00:13:08.048 Oh, construction looks great, guys. 00:13:08.091 --> 00:13:10.137 [tools whirring and clanking] 00:13:13.314 --> 00:13:15.969 [grunting] 00:13:16.012 --> 00:13:19.102 [humming Simon & Garfunkel's "Cecilia"] 00:13:28.982 --> 00:13:31.462 My first evil lair. 00:13:31.506 --> 00:13:33.987 - Goose bumps! - [Minion grunts, yells] 00:13:34.030 --> 00:13:35.989 [speaking Minionese] 00:13:36.032 --> 00:13:38.687 Well, you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. 00:13:38.730 --> 00:13:40.515 - Am I right? - [chattering] 00:13:40.558 --> 00:13:42.778 - Oh, great job, Ryan. - Wh-Wh-What? 00:13:42.822 --> 00:13:44.127 I said great job! 00:13:44.171 --> 00:13:46.042 - Wh-What? - Never mind. 00:13:46.086 --> 00:13:48.828 Adrien, Mack, looking good. 00:13:48.871 --> 00:13:51.091 [speaks Minionese, groans] 00:13:53.702 --> 00:13:56.009 - Ah. [screams, sobs] - [others laughing] 00:13:56.052 --> 00:13:57.619 Joe, how's the family? 00:13:57.662 --> 00:14:00.100 Hey. Good, good. [chuckles] 00:14:00.143 --> 00:14:02.885 Okay, everybody, get over here. 00:14:02.929 --> 00:14:05.409 [chattering] 00:14:05.453 --> 00:14:07.890 Now, listen up. Buckle your overalls. 00:14:07.934 --> 00:14:10.023 Hold on to your goggles. 00:14:10.066 --> 00:14:12.634 The Vicious Six wants to meet me. 00:14:12.677 --> 00:14:14.854 - [Minions gasping] - Tomorrow. 00:14:14.897 --> 00:14:17.247 [cheering] 00:14:17.291 --> 00:14:18.509 [chanting]: Mini-Boss! 00:14:18.553 --> 00:14:20.207 Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss! 00:14:20.250 --> 00:14:22.035 All right, all right. I'm not mini. 00:14:22.078 --> 00:14:23.732 Please stop calling me that. 00:14:23.775 --> 00:14:25.952 And also, they haven't accepted me yet. 00:14:25.995 --> 00:14:27.388 [Minions groaning] 00:14:27.431 --> 00:14:29.564 [speaking Minionese] 00:14:29.607 --> 00:14:31.566 Hello, Otto. What is it? 00:14:31.609 --> 00:14:33.916 [speaking Minionese] 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:35.831 [sighs] Blah, blah, blah. 00:14:35.875 --> 00:14:37.964 - Uh-huh. Well, th-that... - [continues in Minionese] 00:14:38.007 --> 00:14:39.443 Yes, I... 00:14:39.487 --> 00:14:42.446 - [continues in Minionese] - Mm-hmm. 00:14:42.490 --> 00:14:44.057 I... Okay. 00:14:44.100 --> 00:14:45.580 You know what would be fun? 00:14:45.623 --> 00:14:47.364 Let's play the quiet game. 00:14:47.408 --> 00:14:49.410 Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si! 00:14:49.453 --> 00:14:51.020 [inhales deeply] 00:14:51.064 --> 00:14:53.240 Anyway, thanks for the hard work today, everyone. 00:14:53.283 --> 00:14:55.546 I got to go get some rest. 00:14:55.590 --> 00:14:58.288 Tomorrow is the biggest day of my life. 00:14:58.332 --> 00:15:00.508 - [Minions cheering] - Watch out, world. 00:15:00.551 --> 00:15:02.814 - Here comes Gru! - [cheering, laughing] 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:06.079 - Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss! - I'm not... [groans] 00:15:06.122 --> 00:15:08.559 - [drills whirring] - Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss! 00:15:09.996 --> 00:15:11.562 [dog barking nearby] 00:15:11.606 --> 00:15:13.956 Oh! 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:16.263 [grunting] 00:15:20.354 --> 00:15:22.486 [sighs] 00:15:22.530 --> 00:15:24.227 Oh, these guys are the best. 00:15:24.271 --> 00:15:25.837 I can't believe it. 00:15:26.926 --> 00:15:28.753 [Bob whimpering] 00:15:28.797 --> 00:15:30.755 Uh, Mini-Boss? 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:32.888 [speaking Minionese] 00:15:32.932 --> 00:15:35.108 [sighs] Yeah, I get it, but I need 00:15:35.151 --> 00:15:37.110 a good night's sleep, so get out. 00:15:37.153 --> 00:15:38.415 Oh. 00:15:38.459 --> 00:15:40.678 [speaking Minionese] 00:15:40.722 --> 00:15:42.593 Okay, fine, fine. 00:15:42.637 --> 00:15:44.160 Because you had a nightmare. 00:15:44.204 --> 00:15:46.946 - But just tonight. - [chattering excitedly] 00:15:48.860 --> 00:15:51.951 I'm not buying the nightmare story, though. 00:15:55.041 --> 00:15:56.999 KEVIN: Uh, uh, excuse-a. 00:15:57.043 --> 00:15:59.219 [speaking Minionese] 00:15:59.262 --> 00:16:00.611 Oh, really? You, too? 00:16:00.655 --> 00:16:02.135 - Mm-hmm. - Get in. 00:16:02.178 --> 00:16:04.267 [Kevin laughing] 00:16:04.311 --> 00:16:06.487 - Good night. - Good night. 00:16:06.530 --> 00:16:09.272 Yes, yes, yes. Good night. 00:16:09.316 --> 00:16:11.840 - Good night! [sighs] - Oh! 00:16:11.883 --> 00:16:15.539 Oh, I just want to get some sleep. 00:16:16.801 --> 00:16:19.804 ♪ VNC. 00:16:19.848 --> 00:16:22.242 Breaking news: The Vicious Six is ready 00:16:22.285 --> 00:16:25.245 to rewrite the rules of villainy. 00:16:25.288 --> 00:16:26.986 Villains of the world, 00:16:27.029 --> 00:16:30.380 in three days, when the clock strikes midnight 00:16:30.424 --> 00:16:32.817 and the Chinese New Year begins, 00:16:32.861 --> 00:16:36.734 this bad boy's power is gonna be unleashed. 00:16:36.778 --> 00:16:39.302 With the power of the Zodiac, 00:16:39.346 --> 00:16:42.566 we're gonna take out the Anti-Villain League. 00:16:44.090 --> 00:16:46.440 And the Vicious Six will be 00:16:46.483 --> 00:16:49.530 the most powerful villains on the planet. 00:16:49.573 --> 00:16:52.576 Can you dig it? 00:16:52.620 --> 00:16:53.838 [TV crashes] 00:16:53.882 --> 00:16:55.797 Do I dig it? Do I dig it? 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:58.147 I don't dig it. There's nothing to dig. 00:16:58.191 --> 00:17:00.497 They thought they could leave me for dead, huh? 00:17:00.541 --> 00:17:03.065 Kick me to the curb like a piece of old meat? 00:17:03.109 --> 00:17:05.502 Oh, they got no idea what's coming. 00:17:05.546 --> 00:17:07.069 [laughs] 00:17:07.113 --> 00:17:09.071 - Um... - Oh, I'm gonna make them suffer 00:17:09.115 --> 00:17:10.744 - for what they've done to me. - Uh, Mr. Knuckles? 00:17:10.768 --> 00:17:12.074 - Oh, boy. - Hey, Mr. Knuckles. 00:17:12.118 --> 00:17:13.423 What? 00:17:13.467 --> 00:17:14.859 We, uh, just wanted to make sure 00:17:14.903 --> 00:17:16.600 we'd be getting paid this week. 00:17:16.644 --> 00:17:18.124 What a mouth on you. 00:17:18.167 --> 00:17:19.995 I'm paying you with knowledge. 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:21.779 You are? Oh! 00:17:21.823 --> 00:17:25.044 Lesson one: Always be prepared. 00:17:25.087 --> 00:17:30.745 Lesson two: The Belgian five-armed nose pick. 00:17:30.788 --> 00:17:35.141 And lesson three: The Lithuanian haircut. 00:17:35.184 --> 00:17:37.099 [screams] 00:17:37.143 --> 00:17:38.883 [all grunting] 00:17:41.016 --> 00:17:42.409 [chuckles] 00:17:42.452 --> 00:17:44.193 That's worth all the money in the world. 00:17:44.237 --> 00:17:45.605 - Hey, guys, forget about it. - [groaning] 00:17:45.629 --> 00:17:46.935 You're gonna get paid. 00:17:46.978 --> 00:17:49.503 But first, we got to get my stone back. 00:17:50.504 --> 00:17:53.246 ♪ I see a bad Gru a-rising 00:17:53.289 --> 00:17:55.596 [imitates rock guitar riff] 00:17:55.639 --> 00:17:58.860 ♪ I see a villain on his way 00:17:58.903 --> 00:18:00.731 Yee-haw! 00:18:00.775 --> 00:18:04.213 ♪ I'm gonna interview with my heroes ♪ 00:18:04.257 --> 00:18:06.215 [grunting in rhythm] 00:18:06.259 --> 00:18:09.218 ♪ They're going to love me 'cause I'm the best ♪ 00:18:09.262 --> 00:18:11.220 [imitates drum fill] 00:18:11.264 --> 00:18:13.701 ♪ Don't mess up tonight [grunts] 00:18:13.744 --> 00:18:16.791 ♪ You're going to join the Vicious Six, yeah! ♪ 00:18:16.834 --> 00:18:18.967 ♪ There is a bad Gru on the rise. ♪ 00:18:19.010 --> 00:18:20.621 - [record scratches] - Guys! 00:18:20.664 --> 00:18:22.536 [speaking Minionese] 00:18:22.579 --> 00:18:25.016 Oh, you want to come. 00:18:25.060 --> 00:18:26.279 - [speaking Minionese] - Yeah. 00:18:26.322 --> 00:18:28.150 Right, right. 00:18:28.194 --> 00:18:30.370 Okay. [sighs] 00:18:30.413 --> 00:18:33.024 When you guys tracked me down 00:18:33.068 --> 00:18:35.984 and responded to my "help wanted" ad... 00:18:36.941 --> 00:18:40.684 ...I was like, "Who are these tiny tater tots? 00:18:40.728 --> 00:18:42.686 And where did they get so much denim?" 00:18:47.430 --> 00:18:49.476 [Minions whimpering] 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:52.609 And you just wouldn't quit. 00:18:54.350 --> 00:18:56.700 [all whimpering, shivering] 00:18:56.744 --> 00:18:59.050 [sneezes] 00:19:06.232 --> 00:19:09.017 [groans] All right, I surrender. 00:19:09.060 --> 00:19:10.671 - Come on in. - [speaks Minionese] 00:19:10.714 --> 00:19:13.152 [Minions cheering, laughing] 00:19:14.196 --> 00:19:16.198 - [speaking Minionese] - Huh? 00:19:17.634 --> 00:19:19.810 We've had some great times since then, 00:19:19.854 --> 00:19:22.857 but the thing is, the Vicious Six, 00:19:22.900 --> 00:19:25.251 they're the big leagues, 00:19:25.294 --> 00:19:28.428 and you guys are... 00:19:28.471 --> 00:19:31.170 great, and so... 00:19:31.213 --> 00:19:34.390 Uh, the job you did on the lair... 00:19:34.434 --> 00:19:36.479 A-plus. 00:19:36.523 --> 00:19:39.134 It's just, what I was thinking is that 00:19:39.178 --> 00:19:41.789 there are a lot of other villains in the world. 00:19:41.832 --> 00:19:43.356 You know? 00:19:43.399 --> 00:19:45.271 Uh... [whimpers] 00:19:45.314 --> 00:19:47.360 [speaking Minionese] 00:19:47.403 --> 00:19:49.797 [sighs] Never mind. 00:19:49.840 --> 00:19:53.235 Look, I think I just need to fly solo on this. 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:55.672 See you later, alligators. 00:19:55.716 --> 00:19:58.414 [stammers, speaks Minionese] 00:19:58.458 --> 00:20:00.416 Uh, Kevin? Kevin! 00:20:00.460 --> 00:20:02.679 [speaking Minionese] 00:20:04.812 --> 00:20:05.987 [groans] 00:20:06.030 --> 00:20:08.598 [speaking Minionese] 00:20:08.642 --> 00:20:11.819 - Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto. - [continues speaking Minionese] 00:20:11.862 --> 00:20:13.908 [speaking Minionese] 00:20:17.999 --> 00:20:19.740 [whooping] 00:20:19.783 --> 00:20:21.698 [speaking Minionese] 00:20:21.742 --> 00:20:23.787 ♪ 00:20:26.921 --> 00:20:28.792 Go, go, go! 00:20:31.621 --> 00:20:33.580 - [tires squealing] - [bell dinging] 00:20:33.623 --> 00:20:36.322 Hey, I'm walking here! 00:20:37.540 --> 00:20:39.586 Wow! 00:20:41.588 --> 00:20:43.764 Ooh! Here we go. 00:20:43.807 --> 00:20:44.958 - [tires squealing] - [driver grunts] 00:20:44.982 --> 00:20:46.288 Oh! 00:20:46.332 --> 00:20:48.464 [entry bell jingles] 00:20:48.508 --> 00:20:49.876 ["Vehicle" by Gary Clark Jr. Playing] 00:20:49.900 --> 00:20:51.641 ♪ That I love ya, I need ya 00:20:51.685 --> 00:20:53.948 ♪ I want ya, got to have you, child... ♪ 00:20:53.991 --> 00:20:56.429 Excuse me. Sir? 00:20:56.472 --> 00:20:57.952 [growls] 00:20:57.995 --> 00:21:01.912 I was just wondering if you're... no good. 00:21:01.956 --> 00:21:03.349 - [growls] - [Gru yells] 00:21:03.392 --> 00:21:05.612 You're good. My mistake. 00:21:05.655 --> 00:21:07.614 [gasps, yells] 00:21:07.657 --> 00:21:09.355 Oh, oh. Oh, sorry. 00:21:09.398 --> 00:21:11.139 I didn't mean to scare you. 00:21:11.182 --> 00:21:14.664 I was just, uh, trying out this new invention of mine. 00:21:14.708 --> 00:21:17.624 I call it Sticky Fingers. 00:21:17.667 --> 00:21:19.626 Or Smart Goo. 00:21:19.669 --> 00:21:22.542 I-I haven't quite landed on the name yet. 00:21:22.585 --> 00:21:24.065 Come here. 00:21:27.198 --> 00:21:29.984 I overheard you were looking for something... 00:21:30.027 --> 00:21:31.638 special. 00:21:31.681 --> 00:21:34.075 Ah, yes. I was hoping... 00:21:34.118 --> 00:21:36.904 you're no good. 00:21:36.947 --> 00:21:38.471 [laughs] 00:21:39.863 --> 00:21:41.952 I think you'll enjoy listening 00:21:41.996 --> 00:21:44.999 in booth three. 00:21:46.261 --> 00:21:48.002 Right this way. 00:21:48.045 --> 00:21:49.743 [gasping excitedly] 00:21:50.744 --> 00:21:52.180 - Aha! [laughs] - [gasps] 00:21:52.223 --> 00:21:53.660 [speaking Minionese] 00:21:53.703 --> 00:21:55.357 [shushes] 00:21:55.401 --> 00:21:56.900 [Boccherini's "String Quintet in E Major" playing] 00:21:56.924 --> 00:21:58.510 ["Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent playing] 00:21:58.534 --> 00:22:00.928 ♪ Cat scratch fever... 00:22:00.971 --> 00:22:02.408 This is it. Mum's the word. 00:22:02.451 --> 00:22:03.800 Keep it down. Good luck. 00:22:03.844 --> 00:22:05.280 Let 'em have it, son. 00:22:05.324 --> 00:22:07.674 Thanks, Mister... 00:22:07.717 --> 00:22:09.502 [sounding out]: Nefario. 00:22:09.545 --> 00:22:12.853 That's Dr. Nefario. 00:22:12.896 --> 00:22:15.116 - Here, take this. - Uh... 00:22:15.159 --> 00:22:16.987 If you ever get famous, remember who gave you 00:22:17.031 --> 00:22:18.337 your first gadget. [chuckles] 00:22:19.381 --> 00:22:21.427 Okay. 00:22:25.039 --> 00:22:28.347 ♪ Wouldn't blame him if he said to me ♪ 00:22:28.390 --> 00:22:30.349 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 00:22:30.392 --> 00:22:31.712 - [knocking] - ♪ You're no good... 00:22:31.741 --> 00:22:34.701 Try backwards. 00:22:34.744 --> 00:22:36.616 Ah. 00:22:36.659 --> 00:22:38.748 [music playing backwards] 00:22:38.792 --> 00:22:41.577 VOICE [on record]: Welcome to the Vicious Six. 00:22:41.621 --> 00:22:43.187 - Whoa. - [bell dings] 00:22:43.231 --> 00:22:46.147 - That is pretty... Whoa! - [whooshing] 00:22:46.190 --> 00:22:48.323 - [Gru screams, grunts] - [elevator thuds] 00:22:51.326 --> 00:22:54.329 [Muzak playing quietly] 00:22:56.375 --> 00:22:58.377 Hello. [chuckles nervously] 00:22:59.421 --> 00:23:01.945 [grunts, clears throat] 00:23:03.556 --> 00:23:07.168 Everybody here for the interview? 00:23:07.211 --> 00:23:09.344 Me, too. 00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:11.215 So, what do you guys got going on later? 00:23:11.259 --> 00:23:12.608 Are you up to no good? 00:23:12.652 --> 00:23:15.263 You gonna get into some mischief? 00:23:15.306 --> 00:23:17.526 [growls quietly] 00:23:17.570 --> 00:23:19.615 Okay. 00:23:19.659 --> 00:23:22.226 BELLE BOTTOM: Send the first one in. 00:23:22.270 --> 00:23:24.925 They're ready to see you, Mr. Gru. 00:23:24.968 --> 00:23:26.535 Oh, good. 00:23:26.579 --> 00:23:27.841 Great. 00:23:27.884 --> 00:23:29.408 Oh... 00:23:29.451 --> 00:23:31.105 [chuckles] 00:23:32.585 --> 00:23:33.760 [gasps] 00:23:38.329 --> 00:23:40.680 [grunts nervously] 00:23:40.723 --> 00:23:43.857 [door closes] 00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:45.380 [gasps] 00:23:54.171 --> 00:23:55.608 [Gru clears throat] 00:23:59.612 --> 00:24:01.962 [loudly]: Distinguished villains, 00:24:02.005 --> 00:24:04.399 my name is Gru. 00:24:04.443 --> 00:24:07.054 I feel like I'm talking too loud 00:24:07.097 --> 00:24:09.970 even though our proximity 00:24:10.013 --> 00:24:12.973 doesn't require this kind of volume. 00:24:13.016 --> 00:24:14.583 ["Volume" echoing] 00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:18.152 [clears throat] 00:24:18.195 --> 00:24:20.546 [normal volume]: If you told me when I was ten 00:24:20.589 --> 00:24:22.983 that I would have the chance to fill the shoes 00:24:23.026 --> 00:24:25.159 of my favorite villain ever, 00:24:25.202 --> 00:24:27.596 Wild Knuckles, I would say, 00:24:27.640 --> 00:24:29.685 "You got rocks in your head." 00:24:29.729 --> 00:24:32.253 But now that I'm 11 and three quarters, 00:24:32.296 --> 00:24:34.734 it makes a lot more sense. 00:24:34.777 --> 00:24:37.171 All right, who let the kid in? 00:24:37.214 --> 00:24:39.434 I thought he was a tiny man. 00:24:39.478 --> 00:24:42.045 What's wrong with you? 00:24:42.089 --> 00:24:46.920 You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain? 00:24:46.963 --> 00:24:48.356 Um, yes. 00:24:48.399 --> 00:24:50.576 I-I am pretty despicable. 00:24:50.619 --> 00:24:52.795 You don't want to cross me. 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:55.885 Evil is for adults 00:24:55.929 --> 00:24:59.802 who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc. 00:24:59.846 --> 00:25:01.021 [gasps] 00:25:01.064 --> 00:25:03.676 And not for tubby little punks 00:25:03.719 --> 00:25:07.418 who should be at school, learning, 00:25:07.462 --> 00:25:09.464 taking a recess, 00:25:09.508 --> 00:25:11.335 sucking his thumb. 00:25:11.379 --> 00:25:13.773 - [villains laughing] - "Sucking his..." 00:25:15.514 --> 00:25:17.864 Come back when you've done something to impress me. 00:25:17.907 --> 00:25:20.431 Who's next? 00:25:20.475 --> 00:25:23.260 I am Wing Man, 00:25:23.304 --> 00:25:25.611 the next member of the Vicious Six. 00:25:25.654 --> 00:25:29.005 Behold, the power of flight! 00:25:30.224 --> 00:25:32.008 [screaming] 00:25:32.052 --> 00:25:34.010 All right, joke's over. 00:25:34.054 --> 00:25:35.882 Showtime. 00:25:39.233 --> 00:25:41.409 [grunting]: This is a big one. 00:25:41.452 --> 00:25:43.324 [villains grunting] 00:25:43.367 --> 00:25:44.455 Yeah, yeah. 00:25:44.499 --> 00:25:45.718 To the left. That's right. 00:25:48.372 --> 00:25:49.852 [trigger clicking] 00:25:50.853 --> 00:25:52.899 [yelps, muffled grunting] 00:25:54.770 --> 00:25:56.816 [panting] 00:26:00.080 --> 00:26:01.647 [Wing Man screaming] 00:26:03.126 --> 00:26:04.406 Bring him in, bring him in, boys. 00:26:04.432 --> 00:26:06.608 Everybody pile on! 00:26:07.783 --> 00:26:10.438 [gasps] He took the stone! 00:26:10.481 --> 00:26:13.528 I'll get him! [grunts angrily] 00:26:13.572 --> 00:26:14.964 Oh! Ah! 00:26:15.008 --> 00:26:16.662 [whimpering] 00:26:16.705 --> 00:26:18.794 BELLE BOTTOM: Lock down the building. 00:26:18.838 --> 00:26:20.491 [Stronghold grunts angrily] 00:26:20.535 --> 00:26:23.407 - [bell dings] - [grunting excitedly] 00:26:23.451 --> 00:26:25.758 - [alarm ringing] - Oh! Oh! 00:26:25.801 --> 00:26:28.456 - Huh? - What? -Uh... 00:26:28.499 --> 00:26:31.459 [stammers] Nothing to see here. 00:26:31.502 --> 00:26:33.200 - WOMAN: Oh. - Oh, look at you. 00:26:33.243 --> 00:26:35.376 Frampton Comes Alive! Nice choice. 00:26:35.419 --> 00:26:36.595 [gasps] 00:26:38.422 --> 00:26:39.510 I... [whimpers] 00:26:39.554 --> 00:26:42.470 [hushed]: Just keep walking. 00:26:46.256 --> 00:26:48.302 - [gasps] - [horns honking] 00:26:51.697 --> 00:26:53.786 Who the heck is that? A kid? 00:26:53.829 --> 00:26:55.875 [yelps] 00:26:55.918 --> 00:26:57.659 - [Kevin clears throat] - Oh, guys. 00:26:57.703 --> 00:26:59.792 - Bello. - Mini-Boss! 00:26:59.835 --> 00:27:01.707 What are you doing here? 00:27:01.750 --> 00:27:03.317 [speaking Minionese] 00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.840 Okay, just get on. 00:27:04.884 --> 00:27:06.668 Which way did he go? 00:27:06.712 --> 00:27:08.017 There's that little thief! 00:27:08.061 --> 00:27:09.845 Go! Go, go, go! 00:27:09.889 --> 00:27:11.760 Split up! 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:17.331 [frightened whimpering] 00:27:27.123 --> 00:27:28.777 Knock, knock. Delivery. 00:27:28.821 --> 00:27:30.257 [groans] 00:27:30.300 --> 00:27:32.999 [panicked shouting in Minionese] 00:27:33.042 --> 00:27:35.088 [all screaming] 00:27:38.569 --> 00:27:41.224 [speaking Minionese] 00:27:41.268 --> 00:27:43.313 - That demon child! - [yells] 00:27:43.357 --> 00:27:44.595 Otto, take the stone back to the lair. 00:27:44.619 --> 00:27:46.012 I'll distract them. 00:27:46.055 --> 00:27:47.753 Go! Go, go, go! 00:27:49.276 --> 00:27:51.147 - [Nun-Chuck yelling] - [Jean-Clawed growls] 00:27:51.191 --> 00:27:52.888 Uh, uh... Ooh! 00:27:56.936 --> 00:27:58.546 Oh, not now. 00:27:58.589 --> 00:28:00.548 - Come on, come on! - [screaming] 00:28:00.591 --> 00:28:02.506 [growls] 00:28:04.247 --> 00:28:05.553 Oh! 00:28:05.596 --> 00:28:06.815 [yells] 00:28:06.859 --> 00:28:08.295 [grunts] 00:28:08.338 --> 00:28:09.862 [screaming] 00:28:09.905 --> 00:28:12.081 [distorted, slow-motion screaming] 00:28:15.824 --> 00:28:16.869 [screams] 00:28:18.609 --> 00:28:20.916 - [tires squeal] - Yeah, baby. 00:28:22.657 --> 00:28:24.050 [laughs] 00:28:24.093 --> 00:28:26.226 I'll handle this. [grunts] 00:28:26.269 --> 00:28:27.444 [gasping] 00:28:30.360 --> 00:28:31.840 [frightened whimpering] 00:28:31.884 --> 00:28:34.713 Hope you enjoy the rest of your short life. 00:28:34.756 --> 00:28:36.236 [whimpers] Please work. 00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:38.891 Come on, come on, come on! 00:28:38.934 --> 00:28:41.110 - [gasps] - [explosive whoosh] 00:28:41.154 --> 00:28:42.721 - Yay! - [Minions laughing] 00:28:42.764 --> 00:28:45.375 [grunting] 00:28:45.419 --> 00:28:46.725 [speaking Minionese] 00:28:51.512 --> 00:28:53.688 We're coming for you, tiny man. 00:28:54.907 --> 00:28:56.256 - Yeah! - Yeah! 00:28:56.299 --> 00:28:58.345 [whooping, laughing] 00:29:01.652 --> 00:29:03.654 - [cheering, whooping] - Josh, pump it up. 00:29:03.698 --> 00:29:04.873 Up, up, up! 00:29:04.917 --> 00:29:07.136 ♪ All the young dudes 00:29:07.180 --> 00:29:08.616 ♪ Hey, dudes 00:29:08.659 --> 00:29:10.400 ♪ Carry the news... 00:29:10.444 --> 00:29:14.100 They all said the kid couldn't be a real villain. 00:29:14.143 --> 00:29:15.754 [frightened yelp]: Well... 00:29:15.797 --> 00:29:18.626 this kid just stole something 00:29:18.669 --> 00:29:21.934 from the worst villains in the world. 00:29:21.977 --> 00:29:24.110 [cheering] 00:29:24.153 --> 00:29:27.156 When I bring it back to them, they are going to say... 00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:31.204 [gasps] "We have made a terrible mistake. 00:29:31.247 --> 00:29:33.946 Please join us. Please, Gru." 00:29:33.989 --> 00:29:36.470 - And I will say, "Yes! - [Minions cheering] 00:29:36.513 --> 00:29:40.866 I will be the newest member of the Vicious Six." 00:29:40.909 --> 00:29:43.869 Now all I need is Otto. 00:29:43.912 --> 00:29:45.261 Where is Otto? 00:29:45.305 --> 00:29:46.741 Uh, uh, Otto le come-ay. 00:29:46.785 --> 00:29:48.264 No, not "Otto le come-ay." 00:29:48.308 --> 00:29:50.353 He needs to "come-ay" now. 00:29:50.397 --> 00:29:52.051 [yelling, laughing] 00:29:52.094 --> 00:29:54.096 [Minions grunting] 00:29:55.097 --> 00:29:56.838 - Otto! - Mini-Boss! 00:29:56.882 --> 00:29:59.058 - There you are. - [giggling] 00:29:59.101 --> 00:30:00.711 Ah. You got it? 00:30:00.755 --> 00:30:02.801 [speaking Minionese] 00:30:04.628 --> 00:30:08.328 Is this... Are you pulling on my legs right now? 00:30:08.371 --> 00:30:10.852 Otto, where is the stone? 00:30:10.896 --> 00:30:13.028 Le scone? Ah, si, le scone. 00:30:13.072 --> 00:30:15.117 Ooh... [speaking Minionese] 00:30:17.076 --> 00:30:19.730 [Otto speaking Minionese in voice-over] 00:30:22.081 --> 00:30:24.300 [yells, groans] 00:30:24.344 --> 00:30:25.867 [grunts] 00:30:26.999 --> 00:30:28.827 [gasps, screams] 00:30:28.870 --> 00:30:30.437 [grunting] 00:30:31.394 --> 00:30:33.135 - Over there. - [gasps] 00:30:33.179 --> 00:30:35.877 [speaks Minionese, yells in voice-over] 00:30:35.921 --> 00:30:37.836 [voice-over]: Oh, no! 00:30:37.879 --> 00:30:40.403 [voice-over continues in Minionese] 00:30:40.447 --> 00:30:42.275 [quacks] 00:30:42.318 --> 00:30:43.972 [Otto yells] 00:30:44.016 --> 00:30:46.235 [voice-over continues in Minionese] 00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:49.151 [frantic quacking] 00:30:49.195 --> 00:30:51.719 - Oh. - [people whooping, cheering] 00:30:51.762 --> 00:30:54.113 [voice-over continues in Minionese] 00:30:57.420 --> 00:31:00.032 [sighs in awe] 00:31:00.075 --> 00:31:02.382 [voice-over continues in Minionese] 00:31:02.425 --> 00:31:04.863 [voice-over]: Mi amor. Mi amor. 00:31:04.906 --> 00:31:09.911 I... love... you. 00:31:09.955 --> 00:31:11.957 [shouting in Minionese] 00:31:14.568 --> 00:31:16.613 [voice-over continues in Minionese] 00:31:19.660 --> 00:31:21.749 [smooching loudly] 00:31:21.792 --> 00:31:23.272 [speaking Minionese] 00:31:23.316 --> 00:31:24.491 - Huh? - [eyes rattling] 00:31:24.534 --> 00:31:25.753 [grunts in frustration] 00:31:25.796 --> 00:31:29.409 Did you just trade my future 00:31:29.452 --> 00:31:31.759 for a Pet Rock?! 00:31:31.802 --> 00:31:34.066 Uh... si? 00:31:34.109 --> 00:31:35.545 [sighs] Okay. 00:31:35.589 --> 00:31:38.244 Otto, where was this birthday party? 00:31:38.287 --> 00:31:40.333 Uh, uh... [speaking Minionese] 00:31:42.465 --> 00:31:45.033 This is unacceptable. Unacceptable! 00:31:45.077 --> 00:31:47.949 I told you guys that you weren't ready 00:31:47.993 --> 00:31:50.821 for the big leagues, and you have proven me correct. 00:31:50.865 --> 00:31:52.606 [speaking Minionese] 00:31:52.649 --> 00:31:55.043 All you do is mess everything up. 00:31:55.087 --> 00:31:57.524 Up? Pump it up! 00:31:57.567 --> 00:31:59.221 ♪ Do a little dance... 00:31:59.265 --> 00:32:00.831 [grunts angrily] 00:32:00.875 --> 00:32:02.485 No play-a music a! Ah! 00:32:02.529 --> 00:32:04.096 - [yells] - [music stops] 00:32:04.139 --> 00:32:06.185 [grunts] My mom was right. 00:32:06.228 --> 00:32:08.361 You do not belong here. 00:32:08.404 --> 00:32:10.580 You're fired! 00:32:10.624 --> 00:32:12.931 [all gasping] 00:32:12.974 --> 00:32:15.107 I'm going to find that stone. 00:32:15.150 --> 00:32:17.283 When I get home, you all better be gone. 00:32:17.326 --> 00:32:18.849 Mini-Boss... [speaking Minionese] 00:32:18.893 --> 00:32:21.330 And, Otto, close your yapper! 00:32:21.374 --> 00:32:22.897 Oh. 00:32:24.855 --> 00:32:26.205 [whispers]: Josh. 00:32:26.248 --> 00:32:27.858 Si, si. 00:32:27.902 --> 00:32:31.819 ♪ I'll say goodbye to love 00:32:31.862 --> 00:32:35.779 ♪ No one ever cared if I should live or die... ♪ 00:32:35.823 --> 00:32:37.477 Uh, Gru. [speaks Minionese] 00:32:37.520 --> 00:32:39.131 Por favor. Por favor. 00:32:39.174 --> 00:32:40.828 ♪ Time and time again... 00:32:40.871 --> 00:32:42.221 Kevin, no. 00:32:42.264 --> 00:32:44.397 I will be better off on my own. 00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:49.010 ♪ And all I know of love is how to live without it ♪ 00:32:49.054 --> 00:32:54.059 [thunder rumbles] -♪ I just can't seem to find it ♪ 00:32:54.102 --> 00:32:56.757 ♪ So I've made my mind up 00:32:56.800 --> 00:33:00.021 ♪ I must live my life alone 00:33:00.065 --> 00:33:02.806 ♪ And though it's not the easy way ♪ 00:33:02.850 --> 00:33:05.940 ♪ I guess I've always known 00:33:05.984 --> 00:33:09.944 ♪ I'd say goodbye to love 00:33:09.988 --> 00:33:12.294 -♪ There are no tomorrows -[gasps] 00:33:12.338 --> 00:33:14.383 ♪ For this heart of mine... 00:33:14.427 --> 00:33:16.951 [gasping] 00:33:16.995 --> 00:33:19.519 [screams, speaks Minionese] 00:33:19.562 --> 00:33:20.955 [screaming] 00:33:20.999 --> 00:33:23.044 ♪ And I'll find that there is 00:33:23.088 --> 00:33:27.527 ♪ Someone to believe in and to live for... ♪ 00:33:27.570 --> 00:33:29.398 Mini-Boss! 00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:33.359 Oh, no. 00:33:33.402 --> 00:33:35.143 [song ends] 00:33:35.187 --> 00:33:36.971 GRU: [gasps] I'm sorry. 00:33:37.015 --> 00:33:38.668 I thought you'd be impressed. 00:33:38.712 --> 00:33:41.019 Could I just speak to Belle Bottom? She'll... 00:33:41.062 --> 00:33:42.759 [Gru screams] 00:33:42.803 --> 00:33:44.892 [grunts, gasps] 00:33:46.633 --> 00:33:48.374 Wild Knuckles! 00:33:48.417 --> 00:33:50.028 Oh! Oh! 00:33:50.071 --> 00:33:52.030 You're alive? 00:33:52.073 --> 00:33:55.120 Wow. My favorite villain is also my kidnapper? 00:33:55.163 --> 00:33:57.165 This could be a great opportunity 00:33:57.209 --> 00:33:59.254 if you don't kill me. 00:33:59.298 --> 00:34:01.082 Shut up and give me the stone. 00:34:01.126 --> 00:34:03.650 Oh, yes, the stone. 00:34:03.693 --> 00:34:06.087 Here's the thing about that. 00:34:06.131 --> 00:34:07.784 Kind of a funny story. 00:34:07.828 --> 00:34:09.699 - Give it to him! - [whimpers] 00:34:09.743 --> 00:34:12.093 [grunting] 00:34:12.137 --> 00:34:15.879 [groaning]: And it's all going to go south 00:34:15.923 --> 00:34:18.404 very quickly. 00:34:20.754 --> 00:34:23.670 - What the heck is this? - [rock clatters] 00:34:27.369 --> 00:34:30.111 [grunting] 00:34:31.243 --> 00:34:33.288 [Gru screaming] 00:34:38.076 --> 00:34:39.512 Where is it, boy? 00:34:39.555 --> 00:34:42.036 I don't have it! I don't have it! 00:34:42.080 --> 00:34:43.951 I know you're hiding it somewhere. 00:34:43.994 --> 00:34:45.692 I'm not. I'm not. I swear. 00:34:45.735 --> 00:34:47.974 Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. 00:34:47.998 --> 00:34:49.348 Don't actually do that, though. 00:34:49.391 --> 00:34:51.567 Somebody bring me a phone. 00:34:54.179 --> 00:34:55.484 Call home. 00:34:55.528 --> 00:34:57.443 It's ransom time. 00:34:57.486 --> 00:35:00.750 No, no, no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me! 00:35:00.794 --> 00:35:02.491 [chuckles] Good one. 00:35:02.535 --> 00:35:03.971 Call! 00:35:05.929 --> 00:35:07.975 [rotary dialing] 00:35:15.113 --> 00:35:17.027 [coos] 00:35:18.855 --> 00:35:21.684 [frantic chatter in Minionese] 00:35:21.728 --> 00:35:24.731 - [shushing] - [phone ringing] 00:35:24.774 --> 00:35:26.167 La telefono. 00:35:26.211 --> 00:35:28.691 [speaking Minionese] 00:35:28.735 --> 00:35:31.041 Huh? [laughs] 00:35:31.085 --> 00:35:32.565 [screams] 00:35:32.608 --> 00:35:34.523 - [ringing] - [footsteps approaching] 00:35:34.567 --> 00:35:36.612 [grunting] 00:35:38.136 --> 00:35:39.528 Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss. 00:35:39.572 --> 00:35:40.964 - Who is this? - Kevin. 00:35:41.008 --> 00:35:42.183 Kevin, uh, le Minion. 00:35:42.227 --> 00:35:43.706 "Kevin le" what? 00:35:43.750 --> 00:35:45.317 - Le Minion. [groans] - You kidding me? 00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:47.014 You got henchmen? [chuckles] 00:35:47.057 --> 00:35:48.842 Well, that's the end of that. 00:35:48.885 --> 00:35:50.539 [gasps] M-Mini-Boss? 00:35:50.583 --> 00:35:53.238 Listen, you, bring the stone to me in San Francisco. 00:35:53.281 --> 00:35:56.415 - 6830 Green Street. Got it? - [speaking Minionese] 00:35:56.458 --> 00:35:59.331 Now, you got two days, or you are never going to see 00:35:59.374 --> 00:36:02.595 - your little boss again. - [gasping] 00:36:02.638 --> 00:36:04.727 - Bello? Bello. Aah! - [dial tone droning] 00:36:04.771 --> 00:36:07.556 [speaking frantically in Minionese] 00:36:07.600 --> 00:36:09.515 Otto... [continues in Minionese] 00:36:09.558 --> 00:36:11.256 Uh... [sucks teeth] 00:36:11.299 --> 00:36:13.345 [speaking Minionese] 00:36:16.652 --> 00:36:18.437 Ah! Okay, okay, okay. 00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:19.786 Mm, hmm. 00:36:19.829 --> 00:36:20.874 Ah? 00:36:20.917 --> 00:36:22.702 [speaking Minionese] 00:36:22.745 --> 00:36:24.182 [sighs] 00:36:24.225 --> 00:36:26.227 [speaking angrily in Minionese] 00:36:28.751 --> 00:36:31.580 Otto... [speaking angrily in Minionese] 00:36:31.624 --> 00:36:34.714 O-Okay. Si, si. [continues in Minionese] 00:36:36.890 --> 00:36:38.718 [gasps, speaks Minionese] 00:36:41.851 --> 00:36:44.376 -♪ Hey, ho, let's go -[laughing] 00:36:44.419 --> 00:36:45.681 ♪ Hey, ho... 00:36:45.725 --> 00:36:47.727 Otto... [continues in Minionese] 00:36:47.770 --> 00:36:49.685 - Uh, uh, si, si. - Okay. Go, go, go. 00:36:49.729 --> 00:36:52.166 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 00:36:52.210 --> 00:36:54.168 ♪ The kids are losing their minds... ♪ 00:36:54.212 --> 00:36:55.778 - [engine revving] - Oh? 00:36:55.822 --> 00:36:57.171 Oh! 00:36:57.215 --> 00:36:58.738 Oh, the stone! 00:36:58.781 --> 00:37:01.131 Uh, si. [speaks Minionese] 00:37:01.175 --> 00:37:02.524 Gave that to my uncle. 00:37:02.568 --> 00:37:04.047 It's more his style. 00:37:07.268 --> 00:37:08.574 Oh. 00:37:13.927 --> 00:37:15.276 [gasps] 00:37:17.104 --> 00:37:19.280 La-la... la stone-a! 00:37:19.324 --> 00:37:20.542 K-Kevin! Kevin! 00:37:20.586 --> 00:37:22.414 [gasping frantically] 00:37:23.980 --> 00:37:25.721 [yells] 00:37:25.765 --> 00:37:27.027 La stone-a! 00:37:27.070 --> 00:37:29.290 [speaking Minionese] 00:37:29.334 --> 00:37:30.987 [groans] I told you. 00:37:31.031 --> 00:37:34.034 I don't know where he went, you stupid Twinkies. 00:37:34.077 --> 00:37:35.818 [grunts in frustration] 00:37:37.080 --> 00:37:39.169 [yelps, screams] 00:37:39.213 --> 00:37:40.432 - [grunts] - [chuckling] 00:37:40.475 --> 00:37:42.216 Uh, okay. [speaks Minionese] 00:37:42.260 --> 00:37:44.697 Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye. 00:37:44.740 --> 00:37:46.089 [groans] 00:37:46.133 --> 00:37:47.395 Huh? 00:37:47.439 --> 00:37:50.224 Oh, not cool, man. 00:37:50.268 --> 00:37:52.574 [speaking Minionese] 00:37:55.490 --> 00:37:57.536 [vehicle approaches, honks horn] 00:38:01.235 --> 00:38:03.281 San Pan-pisco. Oh! 00:38:03.324 --> 00:38:05.326 [speaking Minionese] 00:38:06.371 --> 00:38:08.416 [whimpers, speaks Minionese] 00:38:10.984 --> 00:38:13.029 [speaking Minionese] 00:38:14.074 --> 00:38:16.076 - [panting] - [whimpering] 00:38:18.426 --> 00:38:20.385 Let's rock and roll. 00:38:20.428 --> 00:38:22.169 Time to get our stone back. 00:38:22.212 --> 00:38:24.954 We're coming for you, Mr. Gru. 00:38:24.998 --> 00:38:27.000 Hallelujah! 00:38:27.043 --> 00:38:29.655 [all yelling, laughing] 00:38:31.178 --> 00:38:33.223 Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop! [laughs] 00:38:36.531 --> 00:38:38.664 Smash! Smash! 00:38:38.707 --> 00:38:41.144 [organ plays dramatic riff] 00:38:53.418 --> 00:38:54.810 [speaking Minionese] 00:38:54.854 --> 00:38:56.464 [whooping] 00:38:57.422 --> 00:38:59.989 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Flight 1109 will now depart 00:39:00.033 --> 00:39:02.383 at gate 27B. 00:39:02.427 --> 00:39:03.776 Ah. Bello. 00:39:03.819 --> 00:39:06.126 Uh, trey ticket-as por San Pan-pisco. 00:39:06.169 --> 00:39:08.128 San Francisco? Okay. 00:39:08.171 --> 00:39:09.782 - How will you be paying? - Ah. 00:39:09.825 --> 00:39:11.349 - Uh... - [Bob grunting] 00:39:11.392 --> 00:39:13.220 BOB: No problemo. 00:39:13.263 --> 00:39:15.048 Oh, great. 00:39:15.091 --> 00:39:16.658 You know, if you have any hair balls, 00:39:16.702 --> 00:39:19.574 we can upgrade you to first class. 00:39:19.618 --> 00:39:21.663 - Get out. - [Kevin stammers, sighs] 00:39:25.101 --> 00:39:27.016 [speaking Minionese] 00:39:27.060 --> 00:39:29.367 MAN: So there I was. We lost thrust in both engines, 00:39:29.410 --> 00:39:31.717 and I had to turn back at LaGuardia. 00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:33.153 [laughter] 00:39:33.196 --> 00:39:35.024 Ooh-la-la. 00:39:35.068 --> 00:39:36.461 - Hey, Sally. - Hey. 00:39:36.504 --> 00:39:37.592 Hmm. 00:39:37.636 --> 00:39:40.639 - [laughter] - KEVIN: Ah. 00:39:40.682 --> 00:39:42.684 [Minions grunting] 00:39:42.728 --> 00:39:45.034 ♪ I wanna fly like an eagle 00:39:45.078 --> 00:39:46.427 [snarls playfully] 00:39:46.471 --> 00:39:48.603 -♪ To the sea -[laughing] 00:39:48.647 --> 00:39:50.300 ♪ Fly like an eagle... 00:39:50.344 --> 00:39:52.477 - [whooping] - Okay. Vamos. 00:39:52.520 --> 00:39:55.044 [speaking Minionese] 00:39:56.568 --> 00:39:58.396 Ooh. [clears throat] 00:39:58.439 --> 00:40:00.572 [speaking Minionese] 00:40:00.615 --> 00:40:03.226 [Stuart speaking Minionese, babbling over speaker] 00:40:05.185 --> 00:40:06.447 [grunts] Bello. 00:40:06.491 --> 00:40:08.318 - Peanut? - Oh. Yes, please. 00:40:08.362 --> 00:40:09.929 Ah... [clicks tongue] 00:40:09.972 --> 00:40:12.671 Mm. Uh, peanut. 00:40:12.714 --> 00:40:14.890 - Peanut. - Uh... 00:40:14.934 --> 00:40:16.588 Peanut? Peanut. 00:40:16.631 --> 00:40:18.024 Peanut? 00:40:18.067 --> 00:40:19.634 Hey, baby, peanut? 00:40:19.678 --> 00:40:21.244 - Ah? Ah? - [crying] 00:40:21.288 --> 00:40:22.942 Uh... aw. 00:40:22.985 --> 00:40:24.334 [speaking Minionese] 00:40:24.378 --> 00:40:25.901 - [yells] - Hey! 00:40:25.945 --> 00:40:27.662 - [shouting in Minionese] - [groans, blows raspberry] 00:40:27.686 --> 00:40:29.252 [knuckles crack] 00:40:29.296 --> 00:40:30.795 [humming Johann Strauss II's "The Blue Danube"] 00:40:30.819 --> 00:40:32.647 Huh? 00:40:40.220 --> 00:40:42.657 [engine powering up] 00:40:42.701 --> 00:40:45.355 [Stuart continues humming "The Blue Danube"] 00:40:45.399 --> 00:40:47.488 [Kevin speaking Minionese frantically] 00:40:49.185 --> 00:40:50.709 - Hmm? - [gasping] 00:40:50.752 --> 00:40:52.406 - [screaming] - [continues humming] 00:40:52.450 --> 00:40:55.104 [all screaming] 00:40:55.148 --> 00:40:57.890 - [Kevin screaming] - [stifled retching] 00:40:57.933 --> 00:40:59.979 ["The Blue Danube" playing] 00:41:05.027 --> 00:41:07.421 - [stifled retching] - [speaking Minionese] 00:41:07.465 --> 00:41:09.510 Huh? 00:41:09.554 --> 00:41:11.599 Hmm. [grunts] 00:41:11.643 --> 00:41:13.688 [sighing] 00:41:15.298 --> 00:41:16.822 - [crying] - Uh, uh... 00:41:16.865 --> 00:41:18.345 Ah. 00:41:18.388 --> 00:41:19.433 [muffled grunting] 00:41:19.477 --> 00:41:20.826 Oh, bello! 00:41:20.869 --> 00:41:23.089 - Bello. - [crying continues] 00:41:23.132 --> 00:41:26.092 [grunts, groans] 00:41:26.135 --> 00:41:28.486 - [air rushing] - [screaming] 00:41:28.529 --> 00:41:30.575 [muffled screaming] 00:41:30.618 --> 00:41:33.316 - [beeping] - Oh, uh... [speaks Minionese] 00:41:34.753 --> 00:41:36.972 Ah. [speaks Minionese] 00:41:39.627 --> 00:41:41.107 [grunting] 00:41:41.150 --> 00:41:43.196 [passengers gasping] 00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:44.869 - You see me, you see me not. - [crying continues] 00:41:44.893 --> 00:41:46.373 You see me, you see me not. 00:41:46.416 --> 00:41:48.201 [giggles] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 00:41:50.551 --> 00:41:52.640 [screaming] 00:41:54.163 --> 00:41:56.078 [grunts, screams] 00:42:01.736 --> 00:42:03.999 - ["The Blue Danube" ends] - [passengers cheering] 00:42:05.523 --> 00:42:07.612 [whoops, laughs] 00:42:07.655 --> 00:42:10.223 [groans] No. No ha-ha. 00:42:12.225 --> 00:42:16.185 You got real moxie, kid, stealing from the Vicious Six. 00:42:16.229 --> 00:42:18.013 I got moxie, really? 00:42:18.057 --> 00:42:21.408 [gasps] Did I just receive a compliment from Wild Knuckles? 00:42:21.451 --> 00:42:22.975 Oh, all my dreams... 00:42:23.018 --> 00:42:24.977 [straining]: are coming true right now! 00:42:25.020 --> 00:42:27.414 Well, it's about to become your nightmare. 00:42:27.457 --> 00:42:30.025 Welcome to my newest torture device, 00:42:30.069 --> 00:42:32.245 the Disco Inferno. 00:42:32.288 --> 00:42:34.073 [whirring] 00:42:34.116 --> 00:42:36.597 ["More, More, More" by Andrea True Connection playing] 00:42:36.641 --> 00:42:39.818 Your Minions better get here by sundown tomorrow, 00:42:39.861 --> 00:42:43.212 because if 48 hours of disco don't kill you, 00:42:43.256 --> 00:42:44.779 the blade will. 00:42:44.823 --> 00:42:46.520 [gasps, screams] 00:42:46.564 --> 00:42:48.043 No, no, no, no, no! 00:42:48.087 --> 00:42:49.697 [laughs] 00:42:49.741 --> 00:42:51.786 [screaming] 00:42:57.966 --> 00:43:00.186 [Otto panting] 00:43:00.229 --> 00:43:01.317 Stone-a! Stone-a! 00:43:01.361 --> 00:43:03.624 Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a! 00:43:03.668 --> 00:43:06.409 Stone-a! [groans] 00:43:06.453 --> 00:43:07.759 Stone-a! Stone-a! 00:43:07.802 --> 00:43:09.456 [sputtering] 00:43:09.499 --> 00:43:11.980 Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a! 00:43:12.024 --> 00:43:13.765 - Stone-a! Stone-a! - Hey! 00:43:13.808 --> 00:43:15.593 Stone-a! Stone-a! 00:43:15.636 --> 00:43:17.769 [yells] 00:43:17.812 --> 00:43:19.422 [cheering] 00:43:19.466 --> 00:43:21.120 Stone-a! Stone-a! 00:43:21.163 --> 00:43:23.688 [gasping]: Stone-a! Stone-a... 00:43:23.731 --> 00:43:25.646 [Minions panting, whimpering in exhaustion] 00:43:25.690 --> 00:43:28.127 [speaking Minionese] 00:43:30.172 --> 00:43:32.087 Look-a the map-a. 00:43:32.131 --> 00:43:33.915 [speaking Minionese] 00:43:33.959 --> 00:43:35.308 Gru... 00:43:35.351 --> 00:43:37.876 [speaking Minionese] 00:43:40.966 --> 00:43:43.359 - [speaking Minionese] - [others whimpering] 00:43:44.709 --> 00:43:46.449 [exhausted whimpering] 00:43:46.493 --> 00:43:48.060 [panicked grunting, yelling] 00:43:50.453 --> 00:43:51.672 [screams] 00:43:51.716 --> 00:43:54.022 [whooping, laughing] 00:43:54.066 --> 00:43:56.677 Bello! [speaks Minionese] 00:43:57.896 --> 00:43:59.680 [shouts in Minionese] 00:43:59.724 --> 00:44:01.987 [both screaming] 00:44:02.030 --> 00:44:03.553 - [laughs] - [bell dinging] 00:44:03.597 --> 00:44:04.903 [imitates ringing bell] 00:44:04.946 --> 00:44:07.209 DRIVER: Next stop, Green Street. 00:44:07.253 --> 00:44:08.733 [bell dings] 00:44:08.776 --> 00:44:10.517 Bye-bye. 00:44:11.474 --> 00:44:13.694 - [speaking Minionese] - Huh? 00:44:13.738 --> 00:44:16.044 Hey, hey. Look-a. 00:44:17.655 --> 00:44:19.700 [speaking Minionese] 00:44:19.744 --> 00:44:21.920 - Come-ay! Come-ay! - [panting] 00:44:23.922 --> 00:44:25.488 [speaking Minionese] 00:44:25.532 --> 00:44:27.099 [grunting] 00:44:28.187 --> 00:44:30.015 [straining] 00:44:30.058 --> 00:44:32.017 - ♪ More, more, more... - [Kevin gasps] 00:44:32.060 --> 00:44:33.758 Mini-Boss. 00:44:33.801 --> 00:44:36.674 [all grunting] 00:44:37.718 --> 00:44:38.937 [yells] 00:44:38.980 --> 00:44:40.982 - [speaking Minionese] - Stuart. 00:44:41.026 --> 00:44:42.549 [speaking Minionese] 00:44:42.592 --> 00:44:44.638 - Mini-Boss. - No, no, no. [speaks Minionese] 00:44:44.682 --> 00:44:46.161 Okay, okay. 00:44:46.205 --> 00:44:49.425 - [gasping] - [speaking Minionese] 00:44:49.469 --> 00:44:51.514 [grunting] 00:44:52.864 --> 00:44:54.692 [yells] 00:44:54.735 --> 00:44:56.694 [speaking Minionese] 00:44:56.737 --> 00:44:58.130 [imitates bird call] 00:44:58.173 --> 00:45:00.219 [speaking Minionese] 00:45:01.786 --> 00:45:03.352 Uh, uh... 00:45:03.396 --> 00:45:06.399 [grunting continues] 00:45:06.442 --> 00:45:08.314 Okay. Go, go, go. 00:45:10.229 --> 00:45:12.884 - [Minions gasp] - Hmm. 00:45:13.885 --> 00:45:15.103 Hey. Go, go, go. 00:45:15.147 --> 00:45:17.062 [grunts] 00:45:17.105 --> 00:45:18.846 - Huh? - [Bob sneezes] 00:45:18.890 --> 00:45:21.980 Hey, wait a minute. 00:45:22.023 --> 00:45:24.156 [whimpers] Bello. 00:45:24.199 --> 00:45:25.592 - Oh, no! [gasps] - [yelling] 00:45:25.635 --> 00:45:27.725 [speaking Minionese] 00:45:28.769 --> 00:45:30.118 [grunts angrily] 00:45:30.162 --> 00:45:31.511 [whimpering] 00:45:31.554 --> 00:45:33.208 Trespassers! 00:45:33.252 --> 00:45:34.209 Get 'em! 00:45:34.253 --> 00:45:35.384 Hey, you. Come back here! 00:45:35.428 --> 00:45:37.212 [panicked whimpering] 00:45:38.474 --> 00:45:40.520 - Go, go! - [henchmen grunting] 00:45:42.043 --> 00:45:44.089 [whimpering, yelling] 00:45:45.307 --> 00:45:46.700 [screaming] 00:45:46.744 --> 00:45:48.789 [pained grunting] 00:45:48.833 --> 00:45:50.573 Kevin! Oh, okay. 00:45:50.617 --> 00:45:52.532 [laughs] 00:45:52.575 --> 00:45:54.273 [Minions chattering] 00:45:54.316 --> 00:45:56.014 [henchmen panting] 00:45:56.057 --> 00:45:58.320 [screams, grunts] 00:45:59.669 --> 00:46:01.323 [speaks Minionese] 00:46:07.852 --> 00:46:10.028 [frightened whimpering] 00:46:10.071 --> 00:46:12.465 Get your little butts back here! 00:46:12.508 --> 00:46:14.032 [shouting in Minionese] 00:46:14.075 --> 00:46:15.729 [people gasping] 00:46:15.773 --> 00:46:18.558 [chimes tinkling] 00:46:18.601 --> 00:46:22.431 Okay, now, you might feel a little pinch. 00:46:22.475 --> 00:46:24.172 [Minions yelling] 00:46:24.216 --> 00:46:25.870 [henchmen grunting] 00:46:25.913 --> 00:46:27.219 [pants, screams] 00:46:27.262 --> 00:46:29.003 - [whimpers] - [henchmen chuckling] 00:46:29.047 --> 00:46:30.439 Got you now. 00:46:30.483 --> 00:46:33.834 Time to break some bones. 00:46:33.878 --> 00:46:35.401 [grunts fiercely] 00:46:35.444 --> 00:46:37.490 [grunting] 00:46:40.623 --> 00:46:42.364 Any plans for the weekend? 00:46:42.408 --> 00:46:43.670 [grunts] 00:46:44.584 --> 00:46:46.716 [whimpers, yells] 00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:48.762 [sighs] 00:46:48.806 --> 00:46:51.504 Take five deep breaths. 00:46:51.547 --> 00:46:53.419 [whispers]: I'll be right back. 00:46:53.462 --> 00:46:55.595 - [all grunting] - Hey! 00:46:55.638 --> 00:46:58.554 You like picking on little guys, huh? 00:46:58.598 --> 00:47:01.122 - Go take a nap, old lady. - [henchmen laughing] 00:47:01.166 --> 00:47:02.515 Old lady? 00:47:07.955 --> 00:47:09.827 - [whoops fiercely] - [groans] 00:47:11.872 --> 00:47:15.833 I am a master of the ancient Shaolin art of kung fu. 00:47:15.876 --> 00:47:16.921 Ah. 00:47:16.964 --> 00:47:18.313 [henchmen yell] 00:47:19.532 --> 00:47:21.577 [grunting and groaning] 00:47:28.410 --> 00:47:29.629 Huh? 00:47:29.672 --> 00:47:30.848 [groans] 00:47:30.891 --> 00:47:32.110 [gasping] 00:47:33.111 --> 00:47:35.504 [whooping fiercely] 00:47:35.548 --> 00:47:37.028 Ha-ha! 00:47:43.034 --> 00:47:46.428 [deep yell] 00:47:46.472 --> 00:47:47.908 [sighing, muttering in Minionese] 00:47:47.952 --> 00:47:50.171 Get lost! [chuckles] 00:47:50.215 --> 00:47:51.781 [all laughing] 00:47:51.825 --> 00:47:53.696 [blows raspberry, giggles] 00:47:53.740 --> 00:47:57.135 If you come back to our place, you're dead. 00:47:57.178 --> 00:47:58.658 Uh, come-ay. 00:47:58.701 --> 00:48:00.181 [speaking Minionese] 00:48:00.225 --> 00:48:02.836 [door opens and closes] 00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:04.272 KEVIN: Oh, pank you. 00:48:04.316 --> 00:48:06.231 Pank you... [continues in Minionese] 00:48:06.274 --> 00:48:07.493 [shushes] 00:48:07.536 --> 00:48:09.887 You can thank me by going away. 00:48:09.930 --> 00:48:11.279 I'm working. 00:48:11.323 --> 00:48:13.934 [speaking Minionese] ...kung fu... 00:48:13.978 --> 00:48:16.328 You want to learn kung fu? 00:48:16.371 --> 00:48:17.633 [laughs] 00:48:17.677 --> 00:48:19.635 [speaking Minionese] 00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:21.899 Bello, chica. [continues in Minionese] 00:48:21.942 --> 00:48:23.639 ...kung fu por smoochie, smoochie? 00:48:23.683 --> 00:48:25.641 Mm, mm. 00:48:25.685 --> 00:48:26.904 [yells] 00:48:27.817 --> 00:48:29.428 [grunts, shouts in Minionese] 00:48:29.471 --> 00:48:30.951 [grunts, screams] 00:48:30.995 --> 00:48:32.866 My teaching days are over. 00:48:32.910 --> 00:48:35.260 This is my life now. 00:48:36.304 --> 00:48:37.958 [Bob whimpers, speaks Minionese] 00:48:40.265 --> 00:48:43.355 ...kung fu para... para save-a le Mini-Boss. 00:48:43.398 --> 00:48:45.487 P-Por favor. 00:48:47.750 --> 00:48:49.709 [whimpering] 00:48:49.752 --> 00:48:51.972 [all whimpering] 00:48:52.016 --> 00:48:53.669 Ai-ya. 00:48:53.713 --> 00:48:54.932 Fine. 00:48:54.975 --> 00:48:56.542 I will teach you. 00:48:56.585 --> 00:48:58.805 [cheering, laughing] 00:49:00.763 --> 00:49:01.939 - GRU'S MOM: Hey! - [grunts] 00:49:01.982 --> 00:49:03.046 - [gasps] - Those are not for you. 00:49:03.070 --> 00:49:04.680 Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a. 00:49:04.724 --> 00:49:07.379 The name of the game is sell, sell, sell! 00:49:07.422 --> 00:49:08.989 [whimpers] 00:49:09.033 --> 00:49:11.078 [speaking Minionese] 00:49:12.558 --> 00:49:14.342 - [makes sound of flatulence] - [laughing] 00:49:14.386 --> 00:49:16.016 [plays melody from Close Encounters of the Third Kind] 00:49:16.040 --> 00:49:17.867 MINIONS: ♪ Ah... 00:49:17.911 --> 00:49:20.044 - [rumbling] - [gasping] 00:49:20.087 --> 00:49:21.697 [power saw buzzing] 00:49:21.741 --> 00:49:23.786 What?! 00:49:25.788 --> 00:49:27.790 - [grunts] - [guests screaming] 00:49:27.834 --> 00:49:30.445 [yells, grunts fiercely] 00:49:30.489 --> 00:49:32.708 [guests and Minions screaming] 00:49:32.752 --> 00:49:34.536 Where's Gru? 00:49:34.580 --> 00:49:36.016 Huh? How should I know? 00:49:36.060 --> 00:49:37.496 What's with the costumes? 00:49:37.539 --> 00:49:39.454 Halloween was four months ago. 00:49:39.498 --> 00:49:41.456 You look stupid. Buzz off. 00:49:41.500 --> 00:49:42.675 - Shoo! - [yelps] 00:49:42.718 --> 00:49:44.372 I'm getting my meat tenderizer. 00:49:44.416 --> 00:49:46.635 Let me help you with that, dearie. 00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:48.246 GRU'S MOM: Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me. 00:49:48.289 --> 00:49:49.943 - Now, where's the boy? - [gasping] 00:49:49.987 --> 00:49:52.554 [whimpering, speaking Minionese] 00:49:52.598 --> 00:49:54.382 Oh, I didn't mean to scare you. 00:49:54.426 --> 00:49:57.211 Don't worry. We're not mad at him. 00:49:57.255 --> 00:49:59.170 We just want to... 00:49:59.213 --> 00:50:00.823 hire him. 00:50:00.867 --> 00:50:03.478 [speaking Minionese] 00:50:03.522 --> 00:50:05.350 Where is he? 00:50:05.393 --> 00:50:07.352 Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco. 00:50:07.395 --> 00:50:09.223 Wild Knuckles is alive? 00:50:09.267 --> 00:50:11.312 And working with the kid. 00:50:11.356 --> 00:50:12.618 - Hmm. - Oh. 00:50:12.661 --> 00:50:14.402 We're going to San Francisco. 00:50:14.446 --> 00:50:17.057 - [laughing] - Let's hit it. 00:50:17.101 --> 00:50:19.451 [angelic choir sings] 00:50:19.494 --> 00:50:21.888 [Gru's mom whimpering] 00:50:21.931 --> 00:50:24.804 You had better be paying for my roof. 00:50:24.847 --> 00:50:27.024 MINIONS: Ay, ay, ay. 00:50:28.068 --> 00:50:30.288 - MINIONS: Ooh. - Pretty groovy, huh? 00:50:30.331 --> 00:50:33.204 [speaking Minionese] 00:50:33.247 --> 00:50:35.467 - [gasping] - [Master Chow grunts] 00:50:37.295 --> 00:50:39.688 We begin with a basic kick. 00:50:39.732 --> 00:50:41.864 [whoops fiercely] Now you. 00:50:41.908 --> 00:50:43.910 [all whoop weakly] 00:50:43.953 --> 00:50:45.912 [grunts, whoops] 00:50:45.955 --> 00:50:47.435 Okay. 00:50:47.479 --> 00:50:48.871 No kicking. 00:50:48.915 --> 00:50:51.526 This is a melon hammer. It's a weapon. 00:50:51.570 --> 00:50:54.225 This is Fred. He is a dummy. 00:50:54.268 --> 00:50:57.054 Never underestimate a dummy. 00:50:57.097 --> 00:50:59.447 - Ha. Dummy. - Bello, Fred. 00:50:59.491 --> 00:51:02.146 - Now attack! - [shouting in Minionese] 00:51:03.886 --> 00:51:05.932 [grunting] 00:51:08.674 --> 00:51:11.546 [cheering, whooping] Stuart! Stuart! 00:51:13.983 --> 00:51:15.072 [birds twittering] 00:51:15.115 --> 00:51:17.291 [muffled grunting] 00:51:19.293 --> 00:51:21.295 [muttering angrily in Minionese] 00:51:21.339 --> 00:51:23.428 Fred. [groans] 00:51:23.471 --> 00:51:26.909 Doubt tells me I cannot break this wood. 00:51:26.953 --> 00:51:28.128 Uh-huh. 00:51:28.172 --> 00:51:30.652 But doubt exists only in the mind. 00:51:30.696 --> 00:51:33.394 You know what I say to my mind? 00:51:33.438 --> 00:51:35.309 [whoops fiercely] 00:51:35.353 --> 00:51:37.224 Now you. 00:51:37.268 --> 00:51:38.617 Uh, uh... 00:51:38.660 --> 00:51:40.009 - Huh? - Mm-hmm. 00:51:40.053 --> 00:51:41.489 [groans, grunts] 00:51:41.533 --> 00:51:43.491 [yells] 00:51:43.535 --> 00:51:44.797 [yelling] 00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:46.494 [whimpers] 00:51:46.538 --> 00:51:49.410 [sighs] Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. 00:51:49.454 --> 00:51:52.544 - [grunts] - [Kevin whimpering] 00:51:52.587 --> 00:51:54.633 - [yelling] - [Kevin screaming] 00:51:58.376 --> 00:52:00.813 [shouting angrily in Minionese] 00:52:01.988 --> 00:52:03.163 [chuckles] 00:52:04.251 --> 00:52:07.036 - [pained grunt] - [gasps, whimpers] 00:52:07.080 --> 00:52:10.214 Okay. Clearly, we are not ready for philosophy. 00:52:10.257 --> 00:52:12.172 Let's just train. 00:52:12.216 --> 00:52:14.174 [grunting rhythmically] 00:52:14.218 --> 00:52:16.220 ["Funkytown" by Lipps, Inc. Playing] 00:52:21.399 --> 00:52:24.663 - Ho, hey! Ho, hey! - ♪ A-won't you take me to 00:52:24.706 --> 00:52:26.447 - ♪ Funkytown... - Ooh! Ho, hey! 00:52:26.491 --> 00:52:27.709 - [music stops] - [grunts] 00:52:27.753 --> 00:52:29.189 Oh, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay. 00:52:29.233 --> 00:52:31.539 [grunting weakly] 00:52:33.802 --> 00:52:35.587 -♪ Town -Yeah! 00:52:35.630 --> 00:52:37.371 -♪ Won't you take me to -ALL: Yeah! 00:52:37.415 --> 00:52:41.114 - ♪ Funkytown... - Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha! 00:52:41.158 --> 00:52:42.681 Hoo! 00:52:42.724 --> 00:52:45.031 - [all screaming, whimpering] - [music stops] 00:52:46.467 --> 00:52:48.295 - [stick clatters] - [Kevin screams, exclaims] 00:52:48.339 --> 00:52:49.905 - Huh? - Rest up. 00:52:49.949 --> 00:52:53.735 Tomorrow's going to be even worse. 00:52:53.779 --> 00:52:55.911 WILD KNUCKLES: What, you're quitting? 00:52:55.955 --> 00:52:58.218 I told you, when I get that stone, 00:52:58.262 --> 00:52:59.741 we're gonna be unstoppable. 00:52:59.785 --> 00:53:01.439 I have had enough! 00:53:01.482 --> 00:53:04.093 There's nothing sadder than an aging villain. 00:53:04.137 --> 00:53:05.965 So long, old man! 00:53:06.008 --> 00:53:07.532 Guys, come on. 00:53:07.575 --> 00:53:09.664 - We're a team. - [door slams shut] 00:53:09.708 --> 00:53:11.753 ["More, More, More" playing in other room] 00:53:14.103 --> 00:53:16.018 ♪ More, more, more 00:53:16.062 --> 00:53:18.020 - ♪ How do you like... - [music stops] 00:53:18.064 --> 00:53:19.674 [weakly]: ♪ How do you like it? 00:53:19.718 --> 00:53:21.502 ♪ How do you like... [groans] 00:53:21.546 --> 00:53:23.417 Is this heaven? 00:53:23.461 --> 00:53:25.419 I just had to fire my henchmen. 00:53:25.463 --> 00:53:28.683 You know why? 'Cause they weren't getting the job done. 00:53:28.727 --> 00:53:30.598 Okay, I'm just gonna untie you now 00:53:30.642 --> 00:53:32.252 because I-I, uh... 00:53:32.296 --> 00:53:35.255 I-I need you to do some stuff for me around the house. 00:53:35.299 --> 00:53:38.389 And it might be, you know, uh, kind of nice to have a... 00:53:38.432 --> 00:53:40.260 a little company around here. 00:53:40.304 --> 00:53:41.609 Oh. Oh, yeah. 00:53:41.653 --> 00:53:45.222 Two villains just doing some chores. 00:53:45.265 --> 00:53:47.702 Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into? 00:53:47.746 --> 00:53:49.574 [chuckles, yelps] 00:53:49.617 --> 00:53:52.185 What's that? That's your evil chuckle? 00:53:52.229 --> 00:53:54.840 - Obviously. - Well, it stinks. 00:53:54.883 --> 00:53:57.059 You sound like a clown who swallowed a kazoo. 00:53:57.103 --> 00:53:59.279 Really? Well, you look like a wizard 00:53:59.323 --> 00:54:01.542 going through an end-of-life crisis. 00:54:01.586 --> 00:54:04.153 - [yelps] - Easy there, Don Rickles. 00:54:04.197 --> 00:54:06.243 GRU: Who's Don Rickles? 00:54:08.680 --> 00:54:10.725 [weakly]: Stone-a. 00:54:11.683 --> 00:54:13.815 Stone-a. 00:54:14.816 --> 00:54:16.470 [exhausted groaning] 00:54:16.514 --> 00:54:18.559 Stone-a! 00:54:20.605 --> 00:54:23.608 Stone-a... 00:54:23.651 --> 00:54:25.697 ♪ 00:54:27.829 --> 00:54:30.049 [laughing]: Dude. 00:54:30.092 --> 00:54:32.269 Ah, I thought we lost you there for a minute. 00:54:32.312 --> 00:54:34.401 Hey, chill, chill, ch-chill, ch... 00:54:34.445 --> 00:54:36.031 - [speaks Minionese frantically] - [chuckling] 00:54:36.055 --> 00:54:39.145 Hey, you want to try this on, little dude? 00:54:39.188 --> 00:54:41.365 [laughing, chattering excitedly] 00:54:41.408 --> 00:54:43.062 La stone-a! 00:54:43.105 --> 00:54:45.934 Hey, hey, hey, soul brother, where you jettin' off to? 00:54:45.978 --> 00:54:48.154 [speaks Minionese] ...San Pan-pisco. 00:54:48.197 --> 00:54:50.199 Ha! Frisco disco! 00:54:50.243 --> 00:54:52.071 - Wow. - It's your lucky day, kid. 00:54:52.114 --> 00:54:53.551 I'm headed up the coast. 00:54:53.594 --> 00:54:55.224 - I could drop you off on the way. - [gasps] 00:54:55.248 --> 00:54:57.076 Yee-haw! 00:54:57.119 --> 00:54:59.731 [both laughing] 00:54:59.774 --> 00:55:02.211 ["Dance to the Music" by H.E.R. playing] 00:55:03.430 --> 00:55:06.041 [speaking Minionese] ...la stone-a! 00:55:06.085 --> 00:55:09.654 Oh, look-a! [speaks Minionese, whoops] 00:55:09.697 --> 00:55:12.091 [speaks Minionese] 00:55:13.092 --> 00:55:14.789 [shouts in Minionese, laughs] 00:55:14.833 --> 00:55:17.270 - Huh? Hey. [exclaims] - [laughs] 00:55:17.314 --> 00:55:19.577 [sputters, yells] 00:55:19.620 --> 00:55:21.796 [sputtering] 00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:24.321 [Otto whooping] 00:55:24.364 --> 00:55:26.105 [speaking Minionese] 00:55:26.148 --> 00:55:27.672 [honks horn] 00:55:28.673 --> 00:55:30.457 [imitates blaring horn] 00:55:32.590 --> 00:55:35.636 - [laughs] - [speaking Minionese] 00:55:41.860 --> 00:55:43.296 Start with the pool. 00:55:43.340 --> 00:55:44.795 This place has got to be spick-and-span. 00:55:44.819 --> 00:55:46.168 GRU: What are you doing? 00:55:46.212 --> 00:55:47.735 You look like the overcooked turkey 00:55:47.779 --> 00:55:49.650 my mom makes on Thanksgiving. 00:55:49.694 --> 00:55:51.260 [chuckles, screams] 00:55:51.304 --> 00:55:52.784 Oh, God. 00:55:52.827 --> 00:55:55.134 Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention, 00:55:55.177 --> 00:55:58.485 the pool is filled with my pet crocodiles. 00:55:58.529 --> 00:56:00.879 [Gru yelping] 00:56:00.922 --> 00:56:03.534 Yeah, well, well, doesn't scare me. 00:56:04.448 --> 00:56:06.319 [gasps, grunts] 00:56:06.363 --> 00:56:08.495 Be careful. I can't have you lose an arm, 00:56:08.539 --> 00:56:11.237 because I need you to change some light bulbs after this. 00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:14.371 Here, let me show you how it's done. 00:56:16.068 --> 00:56:17.939 Betsy, knock it off. 00:56:18.897 --> 00:56:20.507 [grunts] Hey! 00:56:20.551 --> 00:56:22.248 Whoa! Oh, no. [grunts] 00:56:24.250 --> 00:56:27.427 [grunts] Marvin, no, no. Stop that. 00:56:27.471 --> 00:56:29.081 [Wild Knuckles yelling] 00:56:29.124 --> 00:56:30.952 Whoa. Help! Oh, no. 00:56:30.996 --> 00:56:33.085 - The net! - [groans] 00:56:34.086 --> 00:56:36.349 I got you! I got you! 00:56:36.393 --> 00:56:38.960 - [grunts, screams] - I don't got you. 00:56:40.222 --> 00:56:42.616 [grunts] 00:56:42.660 --> 00:56:43.748 Take my hand. 00:56:43.791 --> 00:56:46.446 - Whoa. Whoa. - [straining] 00:56:46.490 --> 00:56:48.317 - I got you! - [yells] 00:56:50.798 --> 00:56:52.844 [low growling] 00:56:54.149 --> 00:56:56.195 [both sigh in relief] 00:56:56.238 --> 00:56:57.805 [both panting] 00:56:57.849 --> 00:57:00.765 You could've run, but you... but you didn't. 00:57:00.808 --> 00:57:04.769 I told you, you are my favorite villain in the world. 00:57:04.812 --> 00:57:08.468 I could not let you get eaten by crocodiles. 00:57:08.512 --> 00:57:11.253 Even though that would've been kind of cool to watch. 00:57:11.297 --> 00:57:15.519 So... so you want to be a great villain, huh? 00:57:15.562 --> 00:57:18.696 [gasps] That's all I ever wanted. 00:57:18.739 --> 00:57:21.350 You want, uh... I don't know, you want me... 00:57:21.394 --> 00:57:23.875 you want me to teach you a thing or two? 00:57:23.918 --> 00:57:26.443 Mm-hmm-hmm! 00:57:26.486 --> 00:57:29.837 MASTER CHOW [echoing]: Many fighters have asked me, 00:57:29.881 --> 00:57:33.362 how did I become a great master? 00:57:33.406 --> 00:57:34.842 [gasps] Hey, look-a! 00:57:39.543 --> 00:57:41.545 [grunting] 00:57:44.939 --> 00:57:49.335 Even the smallest of us are capable of great things. 00:57:49.378 --> 00:57:51.729 You just dig down deep, 00:57:51.772 --> 00:57:54.732 find your inner beast, and... 00:57:54.775 --> 00:57:56.560 [roars] 00:57:59.737 --> 00:58:02.130 Uh... gesundheit? 00:58:02.174 --> 00:58:04.176 Now you try. 00:58:04.219 --> 00:58:05.612 Uh... 00:58:05.656 --> 00:58:07.701 [yells] 00:58:07.745 --> 00:58:09.529 [coughs] 00:58:09.573 --> 00:58:11.270 [blows raspberry] 00:58:11.313 --> 00:58:14.099 [snarling playfully] 00:58:15.056 --> 00:58:16.797 [sighs] 00:58:20.845 --> 00:58:22.455 Find your inner beast! 00:58:22.499 --> 00:58:24.370 [speaking Minionese frantically, whimpering] 00:58:24.413 --> 00:58:25.763 Stop this kick. 00:58:25.806 --> 00:58:27.895 [distorted grunt] 00:58:27.939 --> 00:58:29.810 [screams] 00:58:29.854 --> 00:58:31.116 [groans weakly] 00:58:32.857 --> 00:58:35.033 We have a lot more work to do. 00:58:35.076 --> 00:58:36.295 [Bob chuckles] 00:58:36.338 --> 00:58:38.776 [grunting fiercely] 00:58:38.819 --> 00:58:40.081 [Stuart groans] 00:58:40.125 --> 00:58:41.605 [whoops fiercely] 00:58:41.648 --> 00:58:44.521 [Minions grunting] 00:58:44.564 --> 00:58:46.871 ["Born to Be Alive" by Jackson Wang playing] 00:58:46.914 --> 00:58:48.350 [Bob yells excitedly] 00:58:48.394 --> 00:58:50.135 [speaks Minionese] 00:58:50.178 --> 00:58:52.354 [grunting] 00:58:52.398 --> 00:58:54.748 [grunting, speaking Minionese] 00:58:54.792 --> 00:58:56.837 [speaking frantically in Minionese] 00:58:57.838 --> 00:58:59.405 [frightened whimpering] 00:58:59.448 --> 00:59:01.581 [grunts] 00:59:01.625 --> 00:59:02.887 [vocalizes] 00:59:02.930 --> 00:59:04.628 [seal barks] 00:59:04.671 --> 00:59:06.630 [speaking Minionese] 00:59:06.673 --> 00:59:08.327 - [laughing] - [seal grunts] 00:59:08.370 --> 00:59:10.547 - [screams] - [barking] 00:59:10.590 --> 00:59:12.853 [speaks Minionese] 00:59:12.897 --> 00:59:15.377 [sneezes] 00:59:15.421 --> 00:59:17.902 [speaks Minionese, chuckles nervously] 00:59:18.990 --> 00:59:20.600 [hollow thumping] 00:59:27.041 --> 00:59:29.609 [speaking Minionese] 00:59:29.653 --> 00:59:32.220 [chuckling] 00:59:32.264 --> 00:59:34.092 [shouts in Minionese] 00:59:34.135 --> 00:59:35.789 [yelling playfully] 00:59:35.833 --> 00:59:37.704 Eh? Eh? [speaks Minionese] 00:59:38.705 --> 00:59:40.402 [grunts fiercely] 00:59:40.446 --> 00:59:42.622 - [Minions grunting weakly] - [Stuart passes gas] 00:59:42.666 --> 00:59:44.624 [Minions screaming] 00:59:44.668 --> 00:59:48.410 Kevin, Stuart and Bob, you are ready. 00:59:48.454 --> 00:59:50.891 [gasping, cheering] 00:59:50.935 --> 00:59:52.327 [speaking Minionese] 00:59:52.371 --> 00:59:54.068 No, no, no, no, no! 00:59:54.112 --> 00:59:57.506 Ready for your junior kung fu achievement badges. 00:59:57.550 --> 00:59:59.987 [sighs] They're dead. 01:00:05.427 --> 01:00:08.387 First rule of heists: always stay in character. 01:00:08.430 --> 01:00:10.215 Got it, Grandpa. 01:00:13.479 --> 01:00:15.524 Say, do you mind if we use the john? 01:00:15.568 --> 01:00:18.658 Poindexter here can't hold it in till we get home. 01:00:18.702 --> 01:00:20.181 Uh-huh. 01:00:25.883 --> 01:00:27.928 [device whirs, beeps] 01:00:32.411 --> 01:00:35.849 [gasps] The Bank of Evil. 01:00:35.893 --> 01:00:37.938 [quiet chatter] 01:00:46.251 --> 01:00:48.209 It's showtime, kid. 01:00:48.253 --> 01:00:50.995 Follow my lead, and don't forget your cue. 01:00:53.084 --> 01:00:55.303 Hello. I, uh... I just need to cash this. 01:00:55.347 --> 01:00:58.219 Oh, wowie zowie! What a big bank. 01:00:58.263 --> 01:01:01.048 How many security guards are in here? 01:01:01.092 --> 01:01:02.615 Who's this little guy? 01:01:02.659 --> 01:01:05.357 Well, that's my grandson, who still has not learned 01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:08.403 that children should be seen and not heard. 01:01:08.447 --> 01:01:10.231 [chuckles] Kids. 01:01:10.275 --> 01:01:12.320 I actually have a son of my own. 01:01:12.364 --> 01:01:14.714 [groans] He looks weird. 01:01:14.758 --> 01:01:16.673 [chuckling]: Oh, don't listen to him. 01:01:16.716 --> 01:01:20.154 Your son is very, uh, cute. 01:01:20.198 --> 01:01:21.765 MR. PERKINS: Hmm. 01:01:21.808 --> 01:01:24.202 [yells] Oh, no! 01:01:24.245 --> 01:01:25.769 - [groaning] - MR. PERKINS: Oh. 01:01:25.812 --> 01:01:28.206 Oh, help! I'm seeing a white light. 01:01:28.249 --> 01:01:31.818 Helen, I'm coming for ya! 01:01:34.212 --> 01:01:37.084 Helen, I'm coming for ya. 01:01:37.128 --> 01:01:38.477 Oh. Help! 01:01:38.520 --> 01:01:41.349 - [groaning] - Help my-my pop-pop! 01:01:41.393 --> 01:01:43.917 Somebody help him! 01:01:43.961 --> 01:01:45.179 Huh? 01:01:45.223 --> 01:01:46.528 My grandpa! 01:01:46.572 --> 01:01:47.810 - GUARD: We need a doctor! - [chuckles] 01:01:47.834 --> 01:01:49.880 This is the big one. 01:01:49.923 --> 01:01:52.230 - Whoa! [yells] - GUARD: Oh. 01:01:53.448 --> 01:01:55.320 WILD KNUCKLES: You hear that? 01:01:55.363 --> 01:01:57.583 It's the sweet sound of angels. 01:01:58.932 --> 01:02:00.804 - Help! - [grunts] 01:02:00.847 --> 01:02:02.196 Do something! 01:02:02.240 --> 01:02:04.546 My life is flashing before my eyes. 01:02:04.590 --> 01:02:06.505 [grunts] 01:02:12.337 --> 01:02:13.904 [beeps] 01:02:14.905 --> 01:02:17.037 [grunting] 01:02:17.081 --> 01:02:19.431 WILD KNUCKLES: No, no, no. The other way. 01:02:19.474 --> 01:02:21.085 The other way. [groans] 01:02:21.128 --> 01:02:23.348 [strained grunting] 01:02:23.391 --> 01:02:24.828 [whimpers, screams] 01:02:24.871 --> 01:02:26.655 All right, everyone stand back. 01:02:26.699 --> 01:02:28.570 - [whirring] - Uh-oh. 01:02:28.614 --> 01:02:29.634 - Clear! - No, wait a minute. Wait. 01:02:29.658 --> 01:02:31.530 [grunts rapidly, groans] 01:02:31.573 --> 01:02:33.140 [people gasping] 01:02:33.184 --> 01:02:35.186 Don't give up on me now, buddy. 01:02:35.229 --> 01:02:36.927 No, no, no, I'm feeling better. 01:02:36.970 --> 01:02:39.538 - Clear! - [rapid grunting] 01:02:39.581 --> 01:02:41.627 Maximum charge. 01:02:41.670 --> 01:02:43.194 - Clear! - Thank you. 01:02:43.237 --> 01:02:45.587 You saved my grandpa. 01:02:45.631 --> 01:02:48.242 Uh, did we... did we do the heist? 01:02:48.286 --> 01:02:49.809 [Gru chuckles nervously] 01:02:49.853 --> 01:02:52.812 Grandpas say the darndest things. 01:02:52.856 --> 01:02:54.814 - You dropped these. - Um... 01:02:54.858 --> 01:02:57.774 [Wild Knuckles groaning] 01:02:58.775 --> 01:03:00.341 Look what I got! 01:03:00.385 --> 01:03:02.126 Hey. Not bad. 01:03:02.169 --> 01:03:03.649 Not bad at all. 01:03:03.692 --> 01:03:05.172 We make a good team. 01:03:05.216 --> 01:03:06.565 We do? 01:03:06.608 --> 01:03:08.872 Oh, yeah. Hey, we got to keep at it. 01:03:08.915 --> 01:03:11.048 Wait till you see what I'm gonna teach you next. 01:03:11.091 --> 01:03:13.311 I cannot wait. 01:03:13.354 --> 01:03:15.792 WILD KNUCKLES: Oh, this is gonna be fun. 01:03:18.969 --> 01:03:20.579 [Stuart grunting rapidly] 01:03:20.622 --> 01:03:21.928 BOB: Mm-hmm. 01:03:22.929 --> 01:03:25.018 [whooping fiercely] 01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:29.501 [speaks Minionese] 01:03:29.544 --> 01:03:30.850 [all grunt] 01:03:37.422 --> 01:03:38.989 [speaks Minionese] 01:03:39.032 --> 01:03:41.556 [grunts, yells] 01:03:42.906 --> 01:03:45.343 - [panting] - Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss. 01:03:45.386 --> 01:03:46.997 Okay, Stuart... [speaks Minionese] 01:03:47.040 --> 01:03:48.781 Bob... [speaks Minionese] 01:03:48.825 --> 01:03:50.827 - Time to strike! - [engine revving] 01:03:54.265 --> 01:03:55.701 - Mini-Boss! - Yoo-hoo. 01:03:55.744 --> 01:03:56.876 [speaks Minionese] 01:03:56.920 --> 01:03:58.878 - [heavy thumping] - [gasping] 01:04:04.144 --> 01:04:06.190 [screaming, shouting in Minionese] 01:04:07.844 --> 01:04:10.411 [deep, maniacal laughter] 01:04:10.455 --> 01:04:12.239 [gasping] 01:04:12.283 --> 01:04:15.025 [screams] 01:04:21.379 --> 01:04:23.729 Aah! They're not here. 01:04:23.772 --> 01:04:25.513 Fan out and find them. 01:04:33.304 --> 01:04:35.349 [speaking Minionese] 01:04:38.135 --> 01:04:40.180 [sirens blaring] 01:04:41.878 --> 01:04:43.880 Something big's going down in Frisco. 01:04:43.923 --> 01:04:46.665 OTTO: [gasps] Look-a. Ooh. 01:04:46.708 --> 01:04:49.363 [speaks Minionese] 01:04:50.321 --> 01:04:52.976 [fireworks whistling and popping] 01:04:53.019 --> 01:04:55.413 - BIKER: Whoo, there it is. - OTTO: Whoa. 01:04:55.456 --> 01:04:57.676 [speaking Minionese] 01:04:57.719 --> 01:04:59.591 [panicked whimpering] 01:04:59.634 --> 01:05:01.549 It's been one heck of a ride, little man. 01:05:01.593 --> 01:05:02.942 Ah, dude. 01:05:02.986 --> 01:05:03.987 [grunts] 01:05:04.030 --> 01:05:05.858 You know, I'm gonna miss you. 01:05:05.902 --> 01:05:07.599 [speaking Minionese] 01:05:07.642 --> 01:05:09.688 Hey, soul brother, good luck! 01:05:09.731 --> 01:05:11.342 [speaks Minionese] 01:05:13.257 --> 01:05:14.911 [gasps, yelps excitedly] 01:05:18.175 --> 01:05:20.786 [laughing]: Wow. 01:05:20.829 --> 01:05:23.441 [speaking excitedly in Minionese] 01:05:25.138 --> 01:05:26.661 Oh... [speaks Minionese] 01:05:26.705 --> 01:05:27.967 [laughs, gasps] 01:05:28.011 --> 01:05:29.186 Ooh. 01:05:29.229 --> 01:05:30.883 [growling] 01:05:30.927 --> 01:05:32.972 [frightened stammering, screams] 01:05:33.016 --> 01:05:34.452 WILD KNUCKLES: My friend, you're now 01:05:34.495 --> 01:05:36.802 gonna learn from the old school. 01:05:36.845 --> 01:05:38.891 [both gasp] 01:05:42.416 --> 01:05:44.897 Oh, no. 01:05:49.641 --> 01:05:51.643 [gasps] 01:06:01.479 --> 01:06:04.308 I can't believe they did this to me! 01:06:04.351 --> 01:06:07.224 I-I taught them everything they know! 01:06:07.267 --> 01:06:10.183 We were a team! 01:06:10.227 --> 01:06:13.012 [sighs] I give up. 01:06:15.710 --> 01:06:18.975 Hey, you are a great bad guy, 01:06:19.018 --> 01:06:21.368 and they are stupid idiots. 01:06:21.412 --> 01:06:23.196 Only dream I ever had 01:06:23.240 --> 01:06:26.504 was doing bad stuff with my buddies. 01:06:26.547 --> 01:06:30.029 Now look at me: old, alone. 01:06:30.073 --> 01:06:32.684 Well, you are old, 01:06:32.727 --> 01:06:34.686 but you're not alone. 01:06:34.729 --> 01:06:36.601 [groans] 01:06:37.689 --> 01:06:39.038 All right. 01:06:39.082 --> 01:06:40.953 Listen up, buster. 01:06:40.997 --> 01:06:43.347 We are starting a new team, 01:06:43.390 --> 01:06:47.264 and it's going to be called The Terrible Twos. 01:06:47.307 --> 01:06:49.092 We can find a better name later, 01:06:49.135 --> 01:06:52.834 but right now we're going to find that stone 01:06:52.878 --> 01:06:55.750 and show everybody that you still got it. 01:06:55.794 --> 01:06:58.623 Come on. You're just a little kid. 01:06:58.666 --> 01:07:01.278 It's over. Go home. 01:07:01.321 --> 01:07:03.715 - But you said we... - Go home! 01:07:15.118 --> 01:07:17.163 ♪ 01:07:22.386 --> 01:07:24.431 [trolley bell dinging] 01:07:25.650 --> 01:07:27.695 [brakes squeal] 01:07:38.141 --> 01:07:40.926 [fireworks whistling and popping] 01:07:40.969 --> 01:07:43.276 [excited chatter, gasping] 01:07:43.320 --> 01:07:45.409 CHILD: Come on, come on. Let's go! 01:07:45.452 --> 01:07:48.151 [Otto whooping, shouting in Minionese] 01:07:48.194 --> 01:07:50.022 [laughs] Whoa! 01:07:50.066 --> 01:07:51.328 [yells] 01:07:51.371 --> 01:07:53.547 Otto? 01:07:56.289 --> 01:07:57.508 [Otto whooping] 01:07:57.551 --> 01:07:58.639 Otto! 01:07:58.683 --> 01:08:00.641 - Yee-haw! - Otto! 01:08:00.685 --> 01:08:02.513 [laughs] Hyah! Hyah! 01:08:03.862 --> 01:08:05.037 MAN: Hey! 01:08:05.081 --> 01:08:07.605 Otto! It's Mini-Boss! 01:08:07.648 --> 01:08:09.346 Ah! Mini-Boss! 01:08:09.389 --> 01:08:11.783 [yells excitedly] 01:08:11.826 --> 01:08:13.872 - Mini-Boss! - Otto! 01:08:13.915 --> 01:08:15.613 [both laughing] 01:08:15.656 --> 01:08:17.136 Look-a! Look-a! 01:08:17.180 --> 01:08:19.965 - Stone-a. - [gasps] 01:08:20.008 --> 01:08:21.445 You found the stone. 01:08:21.488 --> 01:08:23.490 Otto, I'm so proud of you. 01:08:23.534 --> 01:08:25.797 Oh... [chuckles bashfully] 01:08:25.840 --> 01:08:27.407 All right, we don't have much time. 01:08:27.451 --> 01:08:28.993 - We got to get this to Wild Knuckles. - Oh, okay. 01:08:29.017 --> 01:08:30.497 - Okay. - [gasps] 01:08:30.541 --> 01:08:32.151 Get him! 01:08:32.195 --> 01:08:34.066 [both whimper, scream] 01:08:34.110 --> 01:08:36.721 [whooping frantically] 01:08:36.764 --> 01:08:38.462 - [Nun-Chuck laughing] - GRU: Go, go, go! 01:08:40.507 --> 01:08:42.030 [screams] 01:08:42.074 --> 01:08:44.903 Long time, no see, punk. 01:08:44.946 --> 01:08:47.732 [gasping] 01:08:47.775 --> 01:08:49.690 I'll take that. 01:08:49.734 --> 01:08:51.823 - [chuckles] - [sirens blaring] 01:08:53.477 --> 01:08:54.608 Yes! 01:08:55.957 --> 01:08:57.176 Don't move! 01:08:57.220 --> 01:08:58.482 - Huh? - Right there! Freeze! 01:08:58.525 --> 01:09:00.266 Anti-Villain League. 01:09:00.310 --> 01:09:02.573 You are under arrest. 01:09:02.616 --> 01:09:04.879 [sighs in relief, speaks Minionese] 01:09:07.273 --> 01:09:09.667 Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody. 01:09:09.710 --> 01:09:12.017 Did you forget what time it is? 01:09:12.060 --> 01:09:14.411 [bell chimes] 01:09:14.454 --> 01:09:16.195 [whirring] 01:09:21.983 --> 01:09:24.029 [whooshing] 01:09:25.770 --> 01:09:27.728 Happy New Year! 01:09:27.772 --> 01:09:29.817 [laughing] 01:09:31.515 --> 01:09:32.864 [people gasping] 01:09:32.907 --> 01:09:34.387 Fire! 01:09:37.390 --> 01:09:39.740 [growls] 01:09:41.916 --> 01:09:44.092 [chuckling] 01:09:45.093 --> 01:09:46.704 [gasps] 01:09:46.747 --> 01:09:48.184 [laughs, growls] 01:09:49.228 --> 01:09:50.751 [hisses] 01:09:50.795 --> 01:09:52.231 [yells] 01:09:53.276 --> 01:09:54.277 [growls] 01:09:54.320 --> 01:09:56.061 [exclaims in Minionese] 01:09:56.104 --> 01:09:57.845 Stand your ground. 01:09:59.543 --> 01:10:01.240 - Look out! - Whoa! 01:10:03.199 --> 01:10:04.548 [roars] 01:10:04.591 --> 01:10:05.766 [screams] 01:10:05.810 --> 01:10:07.855 [frantic chatter, screaming] 01:10:09.335 --> 01:10:10.989 [laughing] 01:10:11.032 --> 01:10:12.469 [grunting] 01:10:12.512 --> 01:10:13.881 BELLE BOTTOM: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, 01:10:13.905 --> 01:10:15.341 - no, no, no, no, no! - [screaming] 01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:18.779 Where do you think you're going? Hmm? 01:10:18.823 --> 01:10:22.914 You stole from us, and now you're gonna pay! 01:10:22.957 --> 01:10:24.437 [screams] 01:10:25.786 --> 01:10:26.961 [screams] 01:10:27.005 --> 01:10:28.920 [panting, speaking Minionese] 01:10:28.963 --> 01:10:31.966 [laughs] Enjoy being torn apart. 01:10:32.010 --> 01:10:34.273 Hey! [speaks Minionese] ...Mini-Boss! 01:10:34.317 --> 01:10:35.666 Guys! 01:10:35.709 --> 01:10:38.625 Oh. Why don't we make this a fair fight? 01:10:38.669 --> 01:10:39.887 [laughs] 01:10:39.931 --> 01:10:42.238 [whimpers, yells] 01:10:42.281 --> 01:10:43.891 [laughing] 01:10:45.197 --> 01:10:46.938 [laughs, speaks Minionese] 01:10:47.939 --> 01:10:49.897 - [clucks] - [giggles] 01:10:49.941 --> 01:10:52.857 Oh, you thought I was serious. [laughs] 01:10:52.900 --> 01:10:54.815 - Run! - [Minions screaming] 01:10:58.123 --> 01:11:00.560 No! [yells] 01:11:03.215 --> 01:11:05.304 Hello, traitors. 01:11:05.348 --> 01:11:06.218 [gasps] 01:11:06.262 --> 01:11:08.176 Remember me? 01:11:09.395 --> 01:11:11.005 You. 01:11:11.049 --> 01:11:12.616 You can leave me for dead, 01:11:12.659 --> 01:11:14.661 you can destroy everything I own, 01:11:14.705 --> 01:11:17.664 but I will not let you hurt that kid! 01:11:17.708 --> 01:11:19.884 Oh, so you're gonna save the kid? 01:11:19.927 --> 01:11:22.321 [chuckles] Yeah, you and what army? 01:11:22.365 --> 01:11:23.627 [Minions yell] 01:11:23.670 --> 01:11:25.150 - This army! - [clucks] 01:11:25.193 --> 01:11:27.152 Okay. This army. 01:11:27.195 --> 01:11:29.110 [Kevin growls] 01:11:29.154 --> 01:11:33.027 [all growling] 01:11:33.071 --> 01:11:34.768 [growls] 01:11:34.812 --> 01:11:37.597 - [hisses] - [growling] 01:11:40.078 --> 01:11:41.862 [whooping fiercely] 01:11:41.906 --> 01:11:43.690 [whoops, bleats] 01:11:43.734 --> 01:11:46.389 [clucking] 01:11:48.216 --> 01:11:49.653 [screams] 01:11:49.696 --> 01:11:52.264 - [Minions yelling] - [villains growling] 01:11:58.139 --> 01:12:00.707 - [whimpering] - [growling] 01:12:02.230 --> 01:12:04.537 [screams, grunts] 01:12:04.581 --> 01:12:06.626 [clucking frantically] 01:12:09.760 --> 01:12:11.675 - [hisses] - [clucks] 01:12:11.718 --> 01:12:13.938 [screams] 01:12:13.981 --> 01:12:16.027 [whimpering rapidly] 01:12:19.944 --> 01:12:22.686 - [growls] - [screams, whimpers] 01:12:26.429 --> 01:12:28.126 [growls] 01:12:28.169 --> 01:12:30.955 MASTER CHOW [echoing]: Dig down deep. 01:12:30.998 --> 01:12:33.914 Find your inner beast. 01:12:33.958 --> 01:12:36.003 [roars] 01:12:39.093 --> 01:12:41.139 [Kevin yelling] 01:12:46.318 --> 01:12:47.667 [grunts fiercely] 01:12:51.062 --> 01:12:52.368 [yells] 01:12:52.411 --> 01:12:53.804 [chuckles, gasps] 01:12:53.847 --> 01:12:55.109 [groans] 01:12:55.153 --> 01:12:57.198 - [groans] - [Bob yells] 01:12:57.242 --> 01:12:59.897 [clucks fiercely] 01:13:00.854 --> 01:13:03.117 [grunting rapidly] 01:13:03.161 --> 01:13:05.642 [hisses] 01:13:08.601 --> 01:13:10.429 [cheeping] 01:13:10.473 --> 01:13:11.996 Mmm. 01:13:13.476 --> 01:13:14.912 [screams] 01:13:17.044 --> 01:13:18.872 [both yell] 01:13:18.916 --> 01:13:20.918 [cheeping] 01:13:20.961 --> 01:13:23.529 - [groans, gasps] - [Gru screaming] 01:13:27.707 --> 01:13:28.926 [shouts in Minionese] 01:13:28.969 --> 01:13:30.884 [grunts, screams] 01:13:30.928 --> 01:13:32.973 [grunting] 01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:36.237 [yelling] 01:13:36.281 --> 01:13:38.239 [grunting rapidly] 01:13:38.283 --> 01:13:40.241 [bleating] 01:13:40.285 --> 01:13:41.765 [grunting] 01:13:41.808 --> 01:13:43.288 [Kevin grunts fiercely] 01:13:44.811 --> 01:13:47.335 [whimpering] 01:13:47.379 --> 01:13:49.947 - [growls] - [whimpering] 01:13:49.990 --> 01:13:51.644 [Otto grunting] 01:13:51.688 --> 01:13:52.906 Otto! 01:13:53.907 --> 01:13:55.561 Hurry! Faster! 01:13:55.605 --> 01:13:57.389 [yells] 01:13:57.433 --> 01:13:58.912 - [chuckles, screams] - No! 01:13:58.956 --> 01:14:00.392 - [roars] - [Otto squeaks] 01:14:00.436 --> 01:14:02.220 - [muffled grunting] - [growls] 01:14:02.263 --> 01:14:04.396 - [loud clunk] - [grunts] 01:14:04.440 --> 01:14:06.703 [Otto sputters, screams] 01:14:06.746 --> 01:14:08.879 - [grunts] Got you. - [whimpering] 01:14:08.922 --> 01:14:11.142 [Kevin yelling] 01:14:11.185 --> 01:14:12.404 [panting] 01:14:12.448 --> 01:14:14.493 [speaks Minionese] Go, go, go! 01:14:14.537 --> 01:14:16.103 - [grunts] - [whimpers] 01:14:18.889 --> 01:14:19.933 [slow-motion gasping] 01:14:19.977 --> 01:14:21.674 [gasps] 01:14:23.894 --> 01:14:25.548 [Wild Knuckles laughs] 01:14:26.549 --> 01:14:27.724 No. [gasps] 01:14:29.116 --> 01:14:30.248 [groans] 01:14:32.816 --> 01:14:34.905 [screams, grunts] 01:14:34.948 --> 01:14:37.473 [hissing] 01:14:37.516 --> 01:14:39.126 Get away from him! 01:14:39.170 --> 01:14:40.693 Destroy the kid. 01:14:40.737 --> 01:14:42.739 [all growl] 01:14:44.436 --> 01:14:46.220 [Minions yelling] 01:14:46.264 --> 01:14:48.658 [explosive whoosh] 01:14:48.701 --> 01:14:50.355 [whirring] 01:14:50.398 --> 01:14:51.748 Oh! 01:14:53.140 --> 01:14:54.968 [all grunting] 01:14:55.012 --> 01:14:57.536 [laughing] 01:14:57.580 --> 01:14:59.146 [all groaning] 01:14:59.190 --> 01:15:00.800 No! 01:15:00.844 --> 01:15:02.280 [squeaking] 01:15:02.323 --> 01:15:05.065 Hey, hey. How does it feel to be beaten 01:15:05.109 --> 01:15:07.154 by a tubby little punk? 01:15:07.198 --> 01:15:08.634 [laughs] 01:15:08.678 --> 01:15:11.245 [all squeaking] 01:15:11.289 --> 01:15:14.074 You guys were amazing! 01:15:14.118 --> 01:15:16.729 The kung fu... Where did that come from? 01:15:16.773 --> 01:15:19.210 Obviously, you guys are rehired. 01:15:19.253 --> 01:15:21.560 - [Bob bleating] - [whooshing] 01:15:21.604 --> 01:15:23.301 - Oh. - [chuckles] Stuart! 01:15:23.344 --> 01:15:25.390 [speaking Minionese, laughing] 01:15:27.218 --> 01:15:28.741 [all laughing] 01:15:28.785 --> 01:15:30.308 [Bob sputters, laughs] 01:15:32.310 --> 01:15:34.355 ♪ 01:15:39.056 --> 01:15:41.101 [squeaking] 01:15:42.973 --> 01:15:45.584 - [gasps] - AGENT: It's all yours, sir. 01:15:45.628 --> 01:15:47.151 PARAMEDIC: Where do you want it? 01:15:47.194 --> 01:15:48.718 Can you feel this, sir? Right here. 01:15:48.761 --> 01:15:49.849 [gasps] 01:15:49.893 --> 01:15:51.677 GRU: Oh, no. 01:15:51.721 --> 01:15:53.897 Wild Knuckles. 01:15:54.898 --> 01:15:56.203 [coughs] 01:15:56.247 --> 01:15:57.857 Hey. 01:15:57.901 --> 01:15:59.859 Y-You're gonna be okay, right? 01:15:59.903 --> 01:16:02.079 Don't worry about me, kid. 01:16:02.122 --> 01:16:03.515 I'll be fine. 01:16:03.559 --> 01:16:05.125 SILAS: Finally. 01:16:05.169 --> 01:16:08.651 You're going away for a long, long time. 01:16:08.694 --> 01:16:11.479 Yeah, well, I wouldn't bet on it. 01:16:12.568 --> 01:16:13.873 No. 01:16:13.917 --> 01:16:16.789 See you soon, kiddo. 01:16:16.833 --> 01:16:18.878 [siren wailing] 01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:22.839 - Ooh-la-la. - [whimpers] 01:16:22.882 --> 01:16:25.058 - [Otto sucks teeth] - [Stuart sighs] 01:16:27.017 --> 01:16:29.062 [Minions vocalizing somber melody] 01:16:37.288 --> 01:16:40.334 [singing "You Can't Always Get What You Want" in Minionese] 01:16:49.822 --> 01:16:51.607 [clears throat] 01:16:51.650 --> 01:16:54.784 Wild Knuckles was my favorite villain. 01:16:56.220 --> 01:16:59.223 We didn't have much time together, 01:16:59.266 --> 01:17:01.225 but the time we did have, 01:17:01.268 --> 01:17:04.315 I'm so grateful for. 01:17:04.358 --> 01:17:07.710 I've been thinking about how you won't see me grow up 01:17:07.753 --> 01:17:09.886 or be there for all the terrible things 01:17:09.929 --> 01:17:12.149 that I'm going to do. 01:17:12.192 --> 01:17:14.586 [crying]: And believe me, there are gonna be 01:17:14.630 --> 01:17:16.632 some awful things. 01:17:24.335 --> 01:17:26.250 [clears throat] 01:17:26.293 --> 01:17:28.556 But I'm going to make you proud. 01:17:28.600 --> 01:17:31.777 I'm going to be the best villain ever 01:17:31.821 --> 01:17:33.866 because of you. 01:17:33.910 --> 01:17:37.261 Because you taught me what matters. 01:17:37.304 --> 01:17:39.829 You can't do anything alone. 01:17:41.047 --> 01:17:43.267 Find your tribe, 01:17:43.310 --> 01:17:47.575 - and never, ever let them go. - [cheeping] 01:17:47.619 --> 01:17:49.360 Otto? 01:17:49.403 --> 01:17:51.928 Si. [sucks teeth] 01:17:51.971 --> 01:17:55.018 [singing "You Can't Always Get What You Want" in Minionese] 01:18:04.505 --> 01:18:06.551 [all yelling frantically] 01:18:10.207 --> 01:18:12.252 [Minions grunting rapidly] 01:18:13.427 --> 01:18:16.082 [grunting] 01:18:17.083 --> 01:18:18.650 [yelps] 01:18:18.694 --> 01:18:21.131 - [grunts, chuckles] - [others chuckling] 01:18:22.175 --> 01:18:24.221 [continues singing in Minionese] 01:18:27.441 --> 01:18:29.400 [all singing] 01:18:29.443 --> 01:18:31.489 [clapping rhythmically] 01:18:34.448 --> 01:18:37.321 You better stay out of trouble, kid. 01:18:37.364 --> 01:18:41.586 I will lead a good and honest life. 01:18:41.629 --> 01:18:43.066 [chuckles] 01:18:43.109 --> 01:18:45.677 [gasps] You're alive? 01:18:45.721 --> 01:18:47.984 Oh! [chuckles] 01:18:48.985 --> 01:18:50.682 You just blew my mind. 01:18:50.726 --> 01:18:52.031 How did you do that? 01:18:52.075 --> 01:18:53.380 [chuckles] 01:18:53.424 --> 01:18:55.774 I cannot wait to fake my own death 01:18:55.818 --> 01:18:57.645 to avoid the authorities. 01:18:57.689 --> 01:18:59.430 Shoot for the moon, kid. 01:18:59.473 --> 01:19:00.736 Shoot for the moon. 01:19:02.172 --> 01:19:04.043 [chuckles] See you later, suckers! 01:19:04.087 --> 01:19:05.804 ["You Can't Always Get What You Want" by Rolling Stones plays] 01:19:05.828 --> 01:19:07.307 [whooping] 01:19:07.351 --> 01:19:09.570 ♪ You can't always get what you want ♪ 01:19:09.614 --> 01:19:11.094 [Otto shouting in Minionese] 01:19:11.137 --> 01:19:12.660 ♪ You can't always get what you want ♪ 01:19:12.704 --> 01:19:14.445 [tires squeal] 01:19:15.838 --> 01:19:19.493 ♪ You can't always get what you want ♪ 01:19:20.930 --> 01:19:22.714 ♪ But if you try sometime 01:19:22.758 --> 01:19:25.673 ♪ You just might find, you just might find ♪ 01:19:25.717 --> 01:19:28.154 ♪ You get what you need 01:19:28.198 --> 01:19:30.113 ♪ Ah, yeah 01:19:30.156 --> 01:19:33.072 [fading]: ♪ Ah, yeah... 01:19:34.944 --> 01:19:36.510 [door opens, entry bell jingles] 01:19:36.554 --> 01:19:38.338 Sorry, we're closed. 01:19:38.382 --> 01:19:39.731 Whoa. 01:19:39.775 --> 01:19:42.560 I just wanted to thank you for this. 01:19:42.603 --> 01:19:44.692 Worked like a charm. 01:19:44.736 --> 01:19:46.651 All right, let me cut to the chase here. 01:19:46.694 --> 01:19:48.566 I need a genius mad scientist. 01:19:48.609 --> 01:19:50.568 You want to come work for me? 01:19:50.611 --> 01:19:52.831 No, I am done with villainy. 01:19:52.875 --> 01:19:55.355 Off to happier horizons. 01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:57.401 Goodbye, little chap. 01:19:57.444 --> 01:19:59.446 Por favor. 01:20:01.709 --> 01:20:03.755 [whimpering] 01:20:07.890 --> 01:20:09.892 [whimpering cheeps] 01:20:09.935 --> 01:20:12.329 Oh, all right, all right. 01:20:12.372 --> 01:20:14.418 Fine. Stop with the face. 01:20:14.461 --> 01:20:16.159 I'm in. 01:20:16.202 --> 01:20:18.552 Want to see something cool? 01:20:18.596 --> 01:20:20.641 ♪ 01:20:25.690 --> 01:20:27.953 Oh! Are you kidding me? 01:20:32.349 --> 01:20:33.524 [women gasp] 01:20:33.567 --> 01:20:35.482 [Gru laughing wildly] 01:20:35.526 --> 01:20:38.659 MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 01:20:38.703 --> 01:20:40.487 "Big Boss." I like that. 01:20:42.663 --> 01:20:45.188 ["Turn Up the Sunshine" by Diana Ross playing] 01:20:45.231 --> 01:20:57.885 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::. 01:20:59.637 --> 01:21:01.073 ♪ Hey, let's do it 01:21:01.117 --> 01:21:04.511 ♪ All around the world 01:21:04.555 --> 01:21:06.557 ♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:08.907 ♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:21:08.951 --> 01:21:10.082 ♪ Think about it 01:21:10.126 --> 01:21:13.129 ♪ All the boys and girls 01:21:13.172 --> 01:21:15.435 ♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:21:15.479 --> 01:21:17.655 ♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:21:17.698 --> 01:21:22.007 ♪ Said it's been a long night, long night ♪ 01:21:22.051 --> 01:21:25.881 ♪ Waiting for the light, waiting for the light ♪ 01:21:25.924 --> 01:21:27.404 ♪ Let's do it 01:21:27.447 --> 01:21:30.668 ♪ All around the world 01:21:30.711 --> 01:21:32.713 ♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:21:32.757 --> 01:21:34.454 ♪ We gotta turn it up 01:21:34.498 --> 01:21:36.587 ♪ Make it hard to lose like that ♪ 01:21:36.630 --> 01:21:39.807 ♪ If this weather makes you frown ♪ 01:21:39.851 --> 01:21:43.289 ♪ And some people get you down ♪ 01:21:43.333 --> 01:21:44.769 ♪ Remember 01:21:44.812 --> 01:21:48.642 ♪ Love, like sound 01:21:48.686 --> 01:21:52.603 ♪ It's better when it's loud 01:21:52.646 --> 01:21:57.608 ♪ And if there's no song inside ♪ 01:21:57.651 --> 01:22:02.134 ♪ We can bring the light together ♪ 01:22:02.178 --> 01:22:06.269 ♪ Day or night 01:22:06.312 --> 01:22:10.577 ♪ We're shining from inside 01:22:10.621 --> 01:22:13.102 ♪ Turn up the, turn it up 01:22:13.145 --> 01:22:15.278 ♪ Turn up the, turn it up ♪ 01:22:15.321 --> 01:22:17.541 ♪ Turn up the, turn it up 01:22:17.584 --> 01:22:19.586 ♪ Turn up the sunshine 01:22:19.630 --> 01:22:21.806 ♪ Turn up the, turn it up 01:22:21.849 --> 01:22:23.851 ♪ Turn up the, turn it up ♪ 01:22:23.895 --> 01:22:25.984 ♪ Turn up the, turn it up 01:22:26.028 --> 01:22:28.378 ♪ Turn up the sunshine 01:22:28.421 --> 01:22:31.859 ♪ All around the world 01:22:31.903 --> 01:22:33.992 ♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:22:34.036 --> 01:22:36.038 ♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:22:36.081 --> 01:22:37.387 ♪ Think about it 01:22:37.430 --> 01:22:40.564 ♪ All the boys and girls 01:22:40.607 --> 01:22:42.914 ♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:44.872 ♪ You gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:22:44.916 --> 01:22:46.091 ♪ Said it's been a 01:22:46.135 --> 01:22:49.312 ♪ All around the world 01:22:49.355 --> 01:22:51.488 ♪ We gotta turn up the sunshine ♪ 01:22:51.531 --> 01:22:53.316 ♪ We gotta turn it up 01:22:53.359 --> 01:22:55.405 ♪ Make it hard to lose like that. ♪ 01:22:55.448 --> 01:22:58.103 ["Funkytown" by St. Vincent playing] 01:23:06.633 --> 01:23:11.464 ♪ Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me ♪ 01:23:14.337 --> 01:23:16.339 ♪ Time to keep me movin' 01:23:16.382 --> 01:23:19.516 ♪ Keep me groovin' with some energy ♪ 01:23:21.909 --> 01:23:24.521 ♪ Well, I talk about it, talk about it ♪ 01:23:24.564 --> 01:23:27.872 ♪ Talk about it, talk about it ♪ 01:23:30.179 --> 01:23:35.445 ♪ Talk about it, talk about it, talk about movin' ♪ 01:23:38.491 --> 01:23:40.537 ♪ Gotta move on 01:23:42.365 --> 01:23:44.410 ♪ Gotta move on 01:23:46.195 --> 01:23:48.240 ♪ Gotta move on 01:23:50.503 --> 01:23:52.549 ♪ 01:24:02.733 --> 01:24:04.691 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:04.735 --> 01:24:06.519 ♪ Funkytown 01:24:06.563 --> 01:24:08.652 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:08.695 --> 01:24:10.610 ♪ Funkytown 01:24:10.654 --> 01:24:12.569 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:12.612 --> 01:24:14.527 ♪ Funkytown 01:24:14.571 --> 01:24:16.529 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:16.573 --> 01:24:18.705 ♪ Funkytown 01:24:18.749 --> 01:24:20.794 ♪ 01:24:49.954 --> 01:24:52.043 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:52.087 --> 01:24:54.001 ♪ Funkytown 01:24:54.045 --> 01:24:55.829 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:55.873 --> 01:24:57.875 ♪ Funkytown 01:24:57.918 --> 01:24:59.833 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:24:59.877 --> 01:25:01.835 ♪ Funkytown 01:25:01.879 --> 01:25:03.881 ♪ Won't you take me to 01:25:03.924 --> 01:25:05.926 ♪ Funkytown. 01:25:08.103 --> 01:25:11.106 ["You're No Good" by We yes Blood playing] 01:25:17.112 --> 01:25:19.244 ♪ Feeling better 01:25:19.288 --> 01:25:21.681 ♪ Now that we're through 01:25:21.725 --> 01:25:25.859 ♪ Feeling better 'cause I'm over you ♪ 01:25:25.903 --> 01:25:30.690 ♪ I learned my lesson, and it left a scar ♪ 01:25:30.734 --> 01:25:34.651 ♪ Now I see how you really are ♪ 01:25:34.694 --> 01:25:36.783 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:25:36.827 --> 01:25:38.263 ♪ You're no good 01:25:38.307 --> 01:25:41.266 ♪ Baby, you're no good 01:25:41.310 --> 01:25:43.747 ♪ I'm gonna say it again 01:25:43.790 --> 01:25:46.053 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:25:46.097 --> 01:25:47.490 ♪ You're no good 01:25:47.533 --> 01:25:50.536 ♪ Baby, you're no good 01:25:53.539 --> 01:25:57.761 ♪ I broke a heart that's gentle and true ♪ 01:25:57.804 --> 01:26:02.287 ♪ Well, I broke a heart over someone like you ♪ 01:26:02.331 --> 01:26:07.292 ♪ I'll beg his forgiveness on bended knee ♪ 01:26:07.336 --> 01:26:11.209 ♪ I wouldn't blame him if he said to me ♪ 01:26:11.253 --> 01:26:13.516 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:26:13.559 --> 01:26:14.995 ♪ You're no good 01:26:15.039 --> 01:26:18.129 ♪ Baby, you're no good 01:26:18.173 --> 01:26:20.392 ♪ I'm gonna say it again 01:26:20.436 --> 01:26:22.742 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:26:22.786 --> 01:26:24.179 ♪ You're no good 01:26:24.222 --> 01:26:27.051 ♪ Baby, you're no good 01:26:45.504 --> 01:26:50.683 ♪ I'm turning you down, baby, and I'm going my way ♪ 01:26:50.727 --> 01:26:54.644 ♪ Forget about you, baby, 'cause I'm leaving to stay ♪ 01:26:54.687 --> 01:26:56.907 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:26:56.950 --> 01:26:58.517 ♪ You're no good 01:26:58.561 --> 01:27:01.564 ♪ Baby, you're no good 01:27:01.607 --> 01:27:03.740 ♪ I'm gonna say it again 01:27:03.783 --> 01:27:06.264 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:27:06.308 --> 01:27:07.700 ♪ You're no good 01:27:07.744 --> 01:27:10.268 ♪ Baby, you're no good 01:27:10.312 --> 01:27:12.836 ♪ Oh, oh, no 01:27:12.879 --> 01:27:15.360 ♪ You're no good, you're no good ♪ 01:27:15.404 --> 01:27:16.796 ♪ You're no good 01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:21.018 ♪ Baby, you're no good.