WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:08.338 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:57.360 --> 00:01:00.330 Dreamworks Animation presents... 00:01:00.680 --> 00:01:02.489 In association with... 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:05.203 Tree House Comix, Inc.! 00:01:05.360 --> 00:01:08.045 Inc., Inc., Inc. 00:01:08.600 --> 00:01:10.284 All right, okay. So. 00:01:10.440 --> 00:01:13.011 A long, long, hang, tong time ago... 00:01:13.320 --> 00:01:15.607 in a galaxy far, faraway... 00:01:15.800 --> 00:01:17.848 there was a planet called Underpantyworld. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:19.160 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:21.641 Okay, go. 00:01:21.800 --> 00:01:23.256 That's perfect. That's perfect. Okay. 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.408 Underpantyworld was a peaceful planet 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:27.682 where everybody wore only underwear. 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:30.248 Until it started to blow up for some reason. 00:01:30.440 --> 00:01:32.363 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Da-da. 00:01:32.520 --> 00:01:34.682 Meanwhile, the leaders of Underpantyworld... 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:37.446 Big Daddy Longiohns and his wife, Princess Pantyhose... 00:01:37.520 --> 00:01:38.681 saved their baby 00:01:38.800 --> 00:01:40.689 by stretching his underwear really far... 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:42.160 and then they shot him into space. 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:43.964 Godspeed, little Underpants. 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:45.161 Wheel 00:01:46.520 --> 00:01:47.646 Wheel 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:49.126 And then he crashed on Earth, 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:50.884 where he was raised by some nice... 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:52.681 Dolphins? 00:01:52.880 --> 00:01:54.530 Yeah, dolphins. Just go with it. 00:01:54.680 --> 00:01:55.806 Okay, fine. 00:01:55.960 --> 00:01:57.336 Goo-goo, gah-gah. 00:01:57.360 --> 00:01:59.203 Tra-la-la-la-la-Ia. 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:03.364 But the space baby grew up fast. 00:02:05.320 --> 00:02:07.049 Look! Up in the sky! 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:08.725 It's a bird! It's a plane! 00:02:08.880 --> 00:02:11.121 It's an egg salad sandwich. 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:13.408 And guess what? I'm rotten. 00:02:15.160 --> 00:02:17.731 Faster than a speeding waistband. 00:02:17.880 --> 00:02:18.881 More powerful 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:20.684 - than boxer shorts. - Yay! 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.651 You'll never catch me, Captain Underpants. 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:25.529 Owie. 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:29.082 Able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie. 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.809 Hey, all right. Good for you, pal. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.923 Now put on some clothes, you weirdo. 00:02:35.320 --> 00:02:36.321 No way. 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.569 I fight for truth, justice, 00:02:38.640 --> 00:02:40.881 and all that is pre-shrunk and cottony. 00:02:41.040 --> 00:02:42.485 For I am... 00:02:43.760 --> 00:02:45.922 Captain Underpants! 00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:49.011 The origin issue. 00:02:49.160 --> 00:02:52.084 It's so good. We should've done an origin issue ages ago. 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:53.924 Yeah, like, first. 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:55.736 You know, I'm not sure about the dolphins, though. 00:02:55.760 --> 00:02:56.921 Yeah, I know. It's just... 00:02:57.080 --> 00:02:58.136 I didn't know if it was the thing where it's, 00:02:58.160 --> 00:02:59.685 like, good weird or bad weird. 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:01.560 Like, is it something... 00:03:01.600 --> 00:03:03.011 The origin issue! 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:04.964 I've told you two a thousand times 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:06.764 not to draw these idiotic comics! 00:03:06.920 --> 00:03:07.921 Freeze! 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:10.282 Hey, everybody! Wait one second. 00:03:10.440 --> 00:03:11.680 Hi. I'm George Beard. 00:03:11.760 --> 00:03:13.256 And this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:14.770 Hey. Ah, man. 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:16.610 It's okay. We got more ideas. 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:19.201 See, Harold loves to draw and I love to tell stories. 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:21.203 And this old guy looking angry right here... 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:23.442 well, this is the worst principal in the world... 00:03:23.640 --> 00:03:24.641 Mr. Krupp. 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.609 Mean old Mr. Krupp. 00:03:26.760 --> 00:03:28.410 Hates anything fun. 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:30.045 Like comic books... 00:03:30.200 --> 00:03:31.201 recess... 00:03:33.880 --> 00:03:34.881 Christmas. 00:03:35.040 --> 00:03:36.246 Ho, ho, whoa! 00:03:37.320 --> 00:03:38.321 Even kittens! 00:03:40.720 --> 00:03:42.324 Oh, my goodness. Did that really happen? 00:03:42.480 --> 00:03:44.323 Uh, no, not technically. 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:45.970 But it might as well have! 00:03:46.600 --> 00:03:48.762 I'm sorry. I'm still mad about the comic. 00:03:48.920 --> 00:03:50.160 Yeah, me too. 00:03:50.600 --> 00:03:51.726 And unfreeze. 00:03:51.880 --> 00:03:54.121 In my office, now! 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:08.450 What is happening right now? 00:04:08.640 --> 00:04:10.005 I don't know. 00:04:10.880 --> 00:04:13.040 Do you think he fell asleep with his eyes open? 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:15.526 Maybe. Let's try and leave and see what happens. 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:25.328 Door lock activated. 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:27.642 Wow. That's an expensive door. 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:30.485 It was a choice between the magnetic automatic door closer... 00:04:30.640 --> 00:04:32.961 and the music and arts programs. 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:38.440 Pretty sure I made the right choice. 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:42.524 This morning's school sign is supposed to read... 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:45.445 "Sewage plant field trips are today." 00:04:45.880 --> 00:04:49.282 So can either of you explain why it now reads... 00:04:49.440 --> 00:04:52.205 "Come see my hairy armpits?" 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:55.725 I know you two are responsible. 00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:57.856 How? How do you know? Do you have any proof? 00:04:57.880 --> 00:04:59.200 I mean, this is a country of laws. 00:04:59.280 --> 00:05:00.327 The proof is here. 00:05:00.480 --> 00:05:01.561 Inside my gut. 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:03.563 He must have a lot of proof in there. 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:05.724 Quiet fives. Quiet fives. 00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:06.801 Hmm. 00:05:06.880 --> 00:05:09.167 Ever since you attended this elementary school... 00:05:09.320 --> 00:05:12.403 you've been responsible for one prank after another. 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.324 Shh... 00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:38.766 Wow, that's a lot of pranks. 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:40.604 Yeah, when it's cut all together like that, 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:42.091 you really get a sense of the scope. 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.056 Some of those must've been really hard to pull off. 00:05:44.080 --> 00:05:45.889 And dangerous. Like that tiger' 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:47.280 Oh, that tiger was crazy. 00:05:47.440 --> 00:05:49.442 For four long years... 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:50.656 you two have been disrupting 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.889 the carefully calibrated, drone-like beehive... 00:05:54.080 --> 00:05:56.890 that this elementary school is supposed to be. 00:05:57.720 --> 00:05:59.768 I may not be able to prove it yet... 00:05:59.960 --> 00:06:02.361 but I'm gonna get you two one day. 00:06:02.520 --> 00:06:05.967 One day very, very soon. 00:06:06.440 --> 00:06:08.124 All right. Fair enough. 00:06:08.280 --> 00:06:11.284 Get out of my office. Now! 00:06:14.760 --> 00:06:16.091 You see what we're up against? 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:18.971 And that's just a typical day at Jerome Horwitz Elementary. 00:06:19.080 --> 00:06:21.811 More like Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary. 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:26.286 Hey, guys- 00:06:26.440 --> 00:06:27.487 What's going on, Tommy? 00:06:27.640 --> 00:06:29.324 Same old, same old. 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:32.449 Poor kid. 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:34.489 Time to have fun with history. 00:06:34.640 --> 00:06:36.642 Memorize these dates. 00:06:36.800 --> 00:06:42.569 1827,1853,1914,1926. 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:44.643 First graders. Always hits them the hardest. 00:06:44.840 --> 00:06:46.330 Hold on a sec. 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:48.968 So that's why we do what we do. 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:51.009 He's left us no choice. 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:52.571 Our pranks and practical jokes 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:54.250 are the last line of defense... 00:06:54.400 --> 00:06:57.006 against the injustice of our terrible principal. 00:06:57.160 --> 00:06:58.685 Well, well, well. 00:06:59.080 --> 00:07:00.241 I heard you both got into 00:07:00.320 --> 00:07:01.845 a bit of the old trouble today. 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:03.120 How'd you hear that, Melvin? 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:04.844 Did you tattle-tale on us? 00:07:05.840 --> 00:07:08.002 Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:11.600 I did. 00:07:11.760 --> 00:07:13.285 Someone has to stand up for the Man. 00:07:13.440 --> 00:07:15.522 No one has to stand up for the Man. 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:17.125 That's the whole point of the Man. 00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:18.850 He stands up for himself, Melvin. 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:20.371 Respectfully disagree. 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:28.856 Attention, everyone. 00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:30.016 Principal Krupp here 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:31.121 with an announcement. 00:07:31.200 --> 00:07:35.205 This Saturday ts the mandatory Invention Convention. 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:36.486 Boo! Oh, what? 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:37.601 Yes! 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:39.330 That's our third Saturday this month! 00:07:39.520 --> 00:07:42.808 You must he here with your inventions at 8:00 am. 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:44.360 Is there no justice? 00:07:44.400 --> 00:07:46.687 I know that's early for Saturday, but don't worry. 00:07:46.840 --> 00:07:48.000 You should be done by 9:00... 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:49.041 Pm 00:07:58.400 --> 00:07:59.401 Tree house? 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:00.561 Tree house. 00:08:29.080 --> 00:08:30.923 Welcome to the world headquarters 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:32.923 of Tree House Comix, Inc. 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:37.765 Yep. This is where the magic happens. 00:08:37.920 --> 00:08:39.206 Not, like, actual magic. 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:42.125 No, we're not practicing the dark arts. 00:08:42.560 --> 00:08:45.006 No, here we just hang out and make comics 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:46.451 and try to make each other laugh. 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:48.764 That's how we became friends. 00:08:49.680 --> 00:08:51.091 This is me in kindygarten. 00:08:51.560 --> 00:08:52.766 And this is me. 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:54.251 George and I aren't friends yet. 00:08:54.400 --> 00:08:55.401 But we're about to be. 00:08:55.560 --> 00:08:59.360 The seventh planet from the sun is called... 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.565 Uranus. 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:08.407 Scientists refer to Uranus... 00:09:08.560 --> 00:09:10.050 Your anus. 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:11.456 As one of the planets... 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:12.970 I know. 00:09:17.920 --> 00:09:20.161 Known as a gas giant. 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:24.727 I don't get it. It's just science, guys. 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.331 As I was saying... 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:27.561 Hey, I'm George. You wanna 00:09:27.640 --> 00:09:28.976 hang out in my tree house after school? 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:30.286 You have a tree house? 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:37.324 Ever since then, we've created hundreds of comics in here. 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:40.324 Like the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman. 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:42.960 And who could forget Sad Worm? 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.009 It was a worm who was sad. 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:49.926 That one's still a work in progress. 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:52.082 But the all-time greatest superhero 00:09:52.160 --> 00:09:54.288 that we've ever created was... 00:09:54.920 --> 00:09:58.083 The Amazing Captain Underpants. 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:01.287 See, most superheroes look like 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:03.203 they're flying around in their underwear. 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:06.170 Well, this guy actually does. 00:10:06.280 --> 00:10:08.123 Come on, let's get to work. 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:13.885 Hey, tell me what you think. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:17.889 Oh, I can't wait to draw this. 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:19.201 Tra-la-laaa! 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:20.964 Wait, wait. Don't move, don't move. 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:31.686 Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say... 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:33.336 your drawings get better with every issue. 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:36.045 Because your words inspire greatness, Mr. Beard. 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:38.321 Good night, Harold. 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:39.527 Good night, George. 00:10:54.200 --> 00:10:56.851 I love Saturday 00:10:57.000 --> 00:11:00.004 When anything is possible 00:11:00.760 --> 00:11:03.240 I love Saturday 00:11:03.400 --> 00:11:06.882 'Cause I can wear my pajamas ail at! day 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:09.364 I love Saturday 00:11:09.560 --> 00:11:12.882 'Cause I can watch TV all day Day 00:11:13.040 --> 00:11:16.249 I can pee a little bit in my underwear 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:20.206 And no one will mind 00:11:20.280 --> 00:11:21.696 Where are you going with that? Do you really do that? 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:23.290 No. What are you talking... 00:11:23.680 --> 00:11:25.523 It's just something I could do because... 00:11:25.680 --> 00:11:28.843 Monday's an eternity away 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:34.607 when it is Saturday Saturday 00:11:34.760 --> 00:11:36.016 Get in the car, boys. 00:11:36.040 --> 00:11:37.963 You've got the Invention Convention today. 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:55.600 This thing on? 00:11:56.400 --> 00:11:57.890 Quick announcement. 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:00.804 Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us. 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:03.241 He's dead? 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:05.767 What? No. Not like that. 00:12:05.920 --> 00:12:07.809 He wanted to spend Saturday with his family. 00:12:07.880 --> 00:12:09.166 So I fired him. 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:10.765 I'll find a replacement next week. 00:12:10.920 --> 00:12:12.285 Ahem! Anyway.'- 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:16.331 on to Melvin Sneedly with the first of his 16... 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:18.444 Actually, it's 17. 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.170 17 inventions. 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:21.651 Take it away, Melvin. 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:25.401 I will now demonstrate a prototype which I call... 00:12:25.560 --> 00:12:27.961 the Robotic Sock Matcher. 00:12:29.800 --> 00:12:32.644 Never waste time matching your own socks again. 00:12:32.800 --> 00:12:34.802 The Electromagnetic Lint Collector. 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:36.166 Digital Paper Sorter. 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:38.163 It's the homework... Automatic cushion. 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:39.486 Make it end! 00:12:39.640 --> 00:12:43.167 And the personal favorite, the binder binder. 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.840 Having trouble organizing your binders? 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:50.005 Well, look no further than this giant binder... 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:51.326 for binders. 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:53.336 Three-hole punch... 00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:54.850 This is the stuff of nightmares. 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:00.456 We have to do something about this. 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:03.723 I don't know. Krupp looks serious this time, George. 00:13:03.880 --> 00:13:05.416 Maybe we should just lay low for a while. 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:08.205 Lay low? Look at our fellow children. 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:11.807 Look upon their sad, miserable, pathetic faces. 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:14.326 Come on, Harold. 00:13:14.520 --> 00:13:16.656 If you won't do it for me and you won't do it for you... 00:13:16.680 --> 00:13:18.409 do it for future generations. 00:13:18.560 --> 00:13:20.005 Save the first graders... 00:13:20.160 --> 00:13:21.889 the kindygarteners, the unborn... 00:13:22.040 --> 00:13:23.883 from a life of eternal boredom! 00:13:32.400 --> 00:13:33.890 Okay, let's do this. 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.208 Feast your eyes on this. 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:39.682 The Turbo Toilet 20001.! 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:41.480 Check it out, people. 00:13:41.560 --> 00:13:42.721 It's already programmed with 00:13:42.880 --> 00:13:43.960 my persona! potty playlist. 00:13:45.800 --> 00:13:46.801 Screwdriver. 00:13:46.880 --> 00:13:47.881 Oh, samba! 00:13:48.880 --> 00:13:50.760 Once you're done using the facilities... 00:13:50.880 --> 00:13:54.726 hit the button and let my toilet wash itself. 00:13:55.680 --> 00:13:58.160 Now included, automatic toilet paper wiping claw. 00:13:58.320 --> 00:13:59.890 Trademark. 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:01.081 Um... 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:06.241 I said no! 00:14:09.920 --> 00:14:10.921 Huh? Oh... 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:12.565 Melvin, turn that thing off. 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:15.929 I'm trying to, but it's not cooperating. 00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:45.801 Best. Prank. 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:46.961 Ever. 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:50.925 Well, that brings our story to its happy conclusion. 00:14:51.160 --> 00:14:52.520 I hope you've all enjoyed the film. 00:14:52.560 --> 00:14:54.289 It was certainly shorter than we expected. 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:55.641 What more is there to say? 00:14:55.800 --> 00:14:58.007 Our fellow students got to enjoy their weekend. 00:14:58.160 --> 00:15:01.323 Which, by the way, they are legally entitled to. 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:04.324 And good triumphed over evil once and for... 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:08.326 Oh, boys! A moment, please. 00:15:15.280 --> 00:15:16.725 What's happening to his face? 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:19.207 I think he's smiling. 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:21.044 I'm so cold. 00:15:21.560 --> 00:15:23.562 So, so cold. 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:26.041 I'll let myself in, receptionist lady. 00:15:26.680 --> 00:15:27.681 Melvin. 00:15:27.760 --> 00:15:28.886 What's he doing here? 00:15:29.040 --> 00:15:32.203 You see, Melvin is yet to demonstrate... 00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:35.011 his most impressive invention from today. 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:37.441 It was a little extracurricular project 00:15:37.520 --> 00:15:39.727 I asked him to come up with myself. 00:15:39.880 --> 00:15:42.690 I call him the Tattle Turtle 200. 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:45.525 On the outside, it resembles a turtle. 00:15:45.680 --> 00:15:48.365 But on the inside, oh, look at this. 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:51.521 It's a nanny cam! 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:53.961 Oh, Melvin. How fun. 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:56.043 Let's see what it recorded. 00:16:01.040 --> 00:16:02.883 Yeah, you gotta change the input to video. 00:16:03.040 --> 00:16:04.041 I think I got this. 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:05.611 You're on AUX. Change it to video. 00:16:05.760 --> 00:16:06.807 It's not my TV. 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:08.216 It's your turtle. You're doing it wrong. 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:09.321 I know. 00:16:09.480 --> 00:16:11.926 I think I know how to do my office. 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:15.846 Screwdriver. 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:20.805 Is this two-ply or one-WI? 00:16:21.640 --> 00:16:23.085 We're so guilty. 00:16:23.280 --> 00:16:26.011 Quiet fives. Quiet fives. 00:16:27.840 --> 00:16:29.285 Wow, that nanny cam 00:16:29.400 --> 00:16:30.765 really has good picture quality. 00:16:30.920 --> 00:16:31.920 Was that hi-def? 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:34.167 'Cause you could really tell that's us. 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.802 I can't believe it. I gotcha. 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:39.411 I finally gotcha! 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:42.082 We've finally got them, sir. 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:45.084 Yes, yes. Well done, Melvin. Extra credit granted. 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:48.083 Put that in my pocket. 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:52.321 Extra credit, it feels so good! 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:54.289 I go! extra credit 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:56.488 I told you I would get you one day. 00:16:56.640 --> 00:16:59.291 And that day I was talking about 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:00.600 is this day. 00:17:00.760 --> 00:17:03.127 Today. This is the day. 00:17:03.680 --> 00:17:04.976 Are you going to tell our parents? 00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:07.446 No. Your parents are obviously total failures. 00:17:07.600 --> 00:17:11.161 I have a much more effective punishment in mind. 00:17:11.320 --> 00:17:15.803 Because I'm going to have you two placed in separate... 00:17:17.120 --> 00:17:18.281 classes. 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:20.976 I'm going to annihilate your friendship. 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:22.001 What? No! 00:17:22.360 --> 00:17:25.204 You see? You won't be together. 00:17:25.520 --> 00:17:27.204 You won't be able to enjoy 00:17:27.280 --> 00:17:29.726 each other's company and ruin my life. 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:32.201 Mr. Krupp, no. You can't do this. Please. 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:34.482 This is too much. I mean, even for you. 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:36.642 Enjoy the rest of your weekend, boys. 00:17:36.800 --> 00:17:38.484 Because come Monday... 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:51.210 Separate classes. Our friendship's over. 00:17:51.360 --> 00:17:52.850 I'll never see you again in my life! 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:54.650 Hey, hey. Calm down. 00:17:54.840 --> 00:17:56.080 It's not the end of the world. 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:57.366 We'll still be best friends. 00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:59.847 Just way down the hall from each other. 00:18:01.760 --> 00:18:04.001 What am I talking about? This is bad. 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:06.083 Long distance relationships never work! 00:18:07.840 --> 00:18:09.330 This is just the beginning. 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:12.170 Imagine the future. 00:18:14.600 --> 00:18:17.001 Friends separated... 00:18:18.560 --> 00:18:20.722 promising each other they'll remain besties. 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:30.291 But within months, 00:18:30.360 --> 00:18:32.681 we'll be awkwardly bumping into each other at the mall. 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:34.211 Hey, George. 00:18:34.360 --> 00:18:36.044 Hey. Do I know you? 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:37.964 You'll have a weird haircut. 00:18:38.120 --> 00:18:40.282 I'll be wearing a suit for some reason. 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:41.566 And before we know it, 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:43.560 separate classes will lead to separate lives... 00:18:43.600 --> 00:18:45.648 which inevitably leads to robots. 00:18:46.560 --> 00:18:48.562 What? Why are there robots at the mall? 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:51.121 Because this is the future! The future always has robots. 00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:52.765 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:54.803 Why are the robots shooting other robots? 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:56.320 Aren't they supposed to be friends? 00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:57.441 I don't know! 00:18:57.600 --> 00:18:58.696 I'm the artist, you're the writer. 00:18:58.720 --> 00:18:59.960 That's why we need each other. 00:19:06.800 --> 00:19:08.086 Help! Fire! 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:16.402 Okay, you're right. No, you are right. 00:19:16.560 --> 00:19:18.324 I mean, if we get put in separate classes, 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:20.129 it's the end of the world as we know it. 00:19:20.280 --> 00:19:21.441 What are we gonna do? 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:23.443 Oh, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:26.610 First thing Monday morning, we're getting that turtle. 00:19:34.280 --> 00:19:35.281 Edith! 00:19:35.600 --> 00:19:36.965 Oh, is this a bad time? 00:19:37.080 --> 00:19:39.765 I did not mean to interrupt the copying process. 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:40.921 I'll go. 00:19:41.080 --> 00:19:42.160 Yes, go! Please go. 00:19:42.320 --> 00:19:44.368 No, no. I'm just finishing up. 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:49.120 What brings you around here? 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.446 I just made this tuna casserole... 00:19:52.600 --> 00:19:55.126 and I noticed it had your name on it... 00:19:55.280 --> 00:19:57.601 In jalapeño peppers. 00:19:57.800 --> 00:19:59.006 Mmm... 00:19:59.280 --> 00:20:01.282 It smells spicy. 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:02.965 Yep. Mmm-hmm. 00:20:03.120 --> 00:20:05.282 That's 'cause it's been dry-aged for a week. 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:06.851 I don't know what that means, 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:08.450 but it sounds very time-consuming. 00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:09.971 It took a week. 00:20:10.120 --> 00:20:12.646 Eww. They like each other. 00:20:12.800 --> 00:20:14.643 Oh, no, George. I think it's much worse. 00:20:14.800 --> 00:20:16.529 They like-like each other. 00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:17.761 What are you talking about? 00:20:17.840 --> 00:20:19.569 Adults don't like-like other adults. 00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:21.336 Well, you probably haven't seen it at your home 00:20:21.360 --> 00:20:22.600 since your parents are married. 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:25.325 In my studies, like-liking seems to end with marriage. 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:27.776 Well, I should probably gel back to running the school. 00:20:27.800 --> 00:20:29.609 You know, it's not gonna run itself. 00:20:31.080 --> 00:20:32.366 But... 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:37.883 Oh, Edith. Get your head out of the clouds. 00:20:38.840 --> 00:20:42.083 Wait, Edith! You never gave me the tuna casserole. 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:44.689 I think he forgot the turtle. 00:20:44.840 --> 00:20:46.080 Go, go, go- 00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:48.686 That's important. 00:20:48.840 --> 00:20:50.410 Great. What now? 00:20:54.680 --> 00:20:57.206 Hello. If you would like the chance 00:20:57.360 --> 00:20:59.169 to win one billion dollars... Ooh. 00:20:59.360 --> 00:21:01.089 Please hold for one of our representatives. 00:21:15.360 --> 00:21:17.089 It's gotta be in here somewhere. 00:21:18.040 --> 00:21:19.041 Ugh. 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:23.531 Whoa! What? 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:25.887 Everything Krupp ever confiscated from us. 00:21:26.040 --> 00:21:27.724 Look at all that stuff. 00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:29.649 Oh, dear old whoopee cushion. 00:21:29.800 --> 00:21:31.564 You will sing once again. 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:36.568 Oh, my Super Duper Soaking Machine! 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:39.281 MY hypno-ring! 00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:41.482 I never even got to take it out of the wrapper. 00:21:42.520 --> 00:21:43.520 Wow. 00:21:43.560 --> 00:21:44.561 Look at this. 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:46.256 He's got every issue of Captain Underpants 00:21:46.280 --> 00:21:47.327 we've ever created. 00:21:47.480 --> 00:21:48.481 You think he reads them? 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:49.856 I was kinda hoping that we appealed 00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:51.609 to a slightly cooler demographic. 00:21:52.800 --> 00:21:56.009 Well, if it isn't George Beard and Harold Hutchins. 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:58.162 To what do I owe the pleasure? 00:21:58.320 --> 00:22:00.084 Is it perhaps this? 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:01.321 Oh, no. 00:22:01.480 --> 00:22:02.641 Nice try. 00:22:02.840 --> 00:22:04.763 Turtle and I have grown quite attached. 00:22:04.920 --> 00:22:06.570 We're inseparable, actually. 00:22:06.760 --> 00:22:08.250 I carry him wherever I go. 00:22:08.400 --> 00:22:10.687 Including the shower! 00:22:12.600 --> 00:22:13.965 Oh. Poor 'name. 00:22:17.520 --> 00:22:18.931 Oh, what's this? 00:22:19.920 --> 00:22:20.921 Why, it's the paperwork 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:22.923 to separate you two. 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:24.321 It's really incredible. 00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:27.922 I can actually see the end of your friendship. 00:22:28.080 --> 00:22:30.447 And it ends right here. 00:22:30.600 --> 00:22:32.602 On this dotted line. 00:22:33.280 --> 00:22:34.805 George, do something. 00:22:35.520 --> 00:22:37.010 Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp... 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:38.525 or we'll hypnotize you. 00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:39.681 What? What? 00:22:39.840 --> 00:22:41.001 You said do something. 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:42.207 What is that? 00:22:42.360 --> 00:22:46.001 Forged from the molten plastic of Shandong, China. 00:22:46.160 --> 00:22:48.640 In the lowest floor of the darkest basement 00:22:48.800 --> 00:22:51.804 where only toy prizes dare be made... 00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:53.803 exists the most powerful item... 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.362 ever to be found in a box of Frosted Sugar Doodles. 00:22:58.040 --> 00:22:59.963 The hypno-ring. 00:23:00.520 --> 00:23:01.646 Hypnotize me? 00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:03.529 With that piece of plastic junk? 00:23:04.800 --> 00:23:05.881 Does that really work? 00:23:06.040 --> 00:23:08.008 What do you think? I got it out of a cereal box. 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:09.241 I'm warning you. 00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:10.456 If you don't do what we say, 00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:11.720 you're gonna get really sleepy. 00:23:11.840 --> 00:23:14.411 Oh, will I? I'll get sleepy? 00:23:14.560 --> 00:23:16.210 With that thing pointing at me'? 00:23:16.360 --> 00:23:18.010 It's not making me sleepy. 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:22.729 I'm not gonna get sleepy from... 00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:23.921 Whoa! 00:23:26.840 --> 00:23:29.366 What kind of plastic hokum is this? 00:23:29.520 --> 00:23:30.646 Whoa! 00:23:30.840 --> 00:23:32.016 What's happening? I don't know. 00:23:32.040 --> 00:23:33.690 Why are we floating? 00:23:47.840 --> 00:23:49.171 What was that? 00:23:49.360 --> 00:23:50.441 I don't know. 00:23:50.520 --> 00:23:52.160 I honestly didn't think that would happen. 00:23:57.640 --> 00:24:00.211 Gotcha. You're safe now, little turtle. 00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:04.051 When I snap my fingers, 00:24:04.120 --> 00:24:05.884 you will obey our every command. 00:24:06.040 --> 00:24:07.371 Wait. How do you know this? 00:24:07.520 --> 00:24:08.656 I don't know. I just say the first thing 00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:10.336 that comes to my mind with great authority. 00:24:10.360 --> 00:24:12.522 You are now a chicken. 00:24:23.560 --> 00:24:24.561 N worked! 00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:26.281 He's a chicken. 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:27.720 Okay, let me try. Let me try. 00:24:28.600 --> 00:24:29.806 You're a monkey. 00:24:35.720 --> 00:24:37.722 Oh! Look at him, he's a monkey! 00:24:45.560 --> 00:24:46.560 Come on. 00:24:46.600 --> 00:24:47.726 You are now 00:24:47.840 --> 00:24:50.730 the greatest superhero of all time... 00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:53.526 the amazing Captain Underpants! 00:25:08.280 --> 00:25:11.045 Tra-la-laaaaa! 00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:15.922 Captain Underpants? Is that really you? 00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:17.686 Let's see. 00:25:17.840 --> 00:25:19.604 Underpants, check. 00:25:19.760 --> 00:25:21.967 Captain, also check. 00:25:22.320 --> 00:25:25.369 I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants. 00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:28.641 It worked! 00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:32.451 Which must make you my trusty sidekicks! 00:25:32.840 --> 00:25:33.841 Sidekicks? 00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:37.648 Fear not, this planet is safe under my watchful eye. 00:25:37.800 --> 00:25:39.450 This is hilarious! This is amazing! 00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:40.960 Let's see what's afoot. 00:25:42.120 --> 00:25:43.121 Wait, no! 00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:46.803 Well, that was invigorating. 00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:48.485 We gotta stop him. Why? 00:25:49.760 --> 00:25:50.760 Huzzah! 00:25:50.800 --> 00:25:51.801 Out of the road, bozo! 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:53.689 Why, thank you, vehicle person! 00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:54.927 Ow! 00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:56.525 Yeah, we should probably go get him. 00:25:58.280 --> 00:26:00.282 Captain Underpants, wait! 00:26:04.360 --> 00:26:05.691 Oh! Ha-ha! 00:26:06.080 --> 00:26:07.081 What is this? 00:26:07.800 --> 00:26:09.529 Poor soul. You're trapped 00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:12.484 in some sort of invisible box-like prison. 00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.086 What's that? I can't hear you. 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:16.924 But I see your tears. 00:26:17.080 --> 00:26:19.162 Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this? 00:26:19.320 --> 00:26:21.163 Yes and no. But mostly yes. 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:24.002 Fear not for I will set you free! 00:26:24.080 --> 00:26:25.081 Ow! Ooh! 00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:26.326 What is wrong with you? 00:26:26.520 --> 00:26:28.170 Ah, that's better. I can hear you now. 00:26:28.600 --> 00:26:30.045 Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry. 00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:31.240 Okay, listen, let's not be 00:26:31.360 --> 00:26:32.656 punching people, though, because... 00:26:32.680 --> 00:26:34.011 Hold n. 00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:36.365 Here, let me help. Oh! 00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.363 You're welcome, madam. 00:26:38.520 --> 00:26:39.856 You know, we should probably get you 00:26:39.880 --> 00:26:41.496 back to the school before anything else... 00:26:41.520 --> 00:26:42.521 Halt! What? 00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:44.364 Do you sense that? No. 00:26:44.520 --> 00:26:45.567 Well, of course you don't. 00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:47.205 You're not a superhero like me. 00:26:47.360 --> 00:26:49.601 Come, sidekicks. Evil lurks within! 00:26:49.760 --> 00:26:50.761 Oh, no! 00:26:53.360 --> 00:26:54.725 Where'd he go now? 00:26:54.920 --> 00:26:56.968 To the sky! 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:08.296 You'd think a guy like him would be easy to find. 00:27:08.320 --> 00:27:09.320 Found him. 00:27:09.360 --> 00:27:11.966 Stand down, you giant ape monster! 00:27:12.120 --> 00:27:14.771 Giant ape monster? What is he talking... 00:27:15.320 --> 00:27:18.722 Your days of terrifying this town are over! 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:20.644 Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! 00:27:20.800 --> 00:27:23.246 You can't actually fly! 00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:25.323 Now I take to the sky... 00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:26.606 like an ostrich! 00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:32.130 I gotcha! 00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:37.610 We gotta do something. 00:27:37.800 --> 00:27:39.086 I've got an idea. 00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:42.445 Morning. Morning. 00:27:44.600 --> 00:27:46.489 Oh, that is a lot of buttons. 00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:51.761 Take that! Ah, cheap shot! 00:27:52.120 --> 00:27:53.929 Ow! Right in the kisser! 00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:56.481 No! 00:27:59.760 --> 00:28:00.761 Oh, hi, guys! 00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:01.967 Wait! No! 00:28:02.320 --> 00:28:03.367 Follow that gorilla! 00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:07.283 Oh, you put up a good fight! 00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:13.364 Yeah! You are so good at operating a crane, Harold. 00:28:13.520 --> 00:28:15.284 I know! It's really not that hard. 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:17.160 Rest assured, 00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:18.850 citizens of this marvelous metropolis... 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:21.651 I will rid you of this menace any moment now! 00:28:21.840 --> 00:28:24.650 Come on. Oh, come on, come on, come on. 00:28:24.800 --> 00:28:26.006 Victory! 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.446 Yes! Bravo! 00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:28.880 Oh, no, no, no! 00:28:32.840 --> 00:28:36.162 Let that be a lesson to evildoers everywhere. 00:28:36.360 --> 00:28:39.489 Never underestimate the power of underwear! 00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:41.404 Who the heck are you? 00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:42.480 What the... 00:28:47.800 --> 00:28:50.485 Wow! I can't believe we found a spot. 00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:53.041 Oh, goodness. Grandpa, you did it again. 00:28:53.560 --> 00:28:54.641 He's a sleepwalker. 00:28:54.800 --> 00:28:56.882 Come on, pap pap, let's get you back into bed. 00:28:57.040 --> 00:28:58.724 But what about all the other evil villains? 00:28:58.920 --> 00:29:00.126 Well, don't worry about that. 00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:01.840 There's no more evil villains around here. 00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.850 A science teacher, hmm? 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:09.002 The perfect cover. 00:29:15.520 --> 00:29:18.842 Chums! What an astounding headquarters. 00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:20.889 Stuffed full of relics... 00:29:21.040 --> 00:29:24.249 all celebrating my interplanetary exploits! 00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:26.004 Oh, this takes me back. 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:28.408 What are we gonna do? He can't just stay here. 00:29:28.560 --> 00:29:30.085 We have to turn him back into Krupp. 00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:31.810 I know, but can we just take a moment 00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:33.600 to acknowledge what's happening here please? 00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.566 I mean, Captain Underpants is hanging out in our tree house! 00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:40.089 Look at the cute little turtle. 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:41.929 Oh, he's so adorable. 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:46.090 Well, a hero's work is never done. 00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:48.362 Now it is time to fly again! 00:29:48.520 --> 00:29:49.806 No, no, no, no! 00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:52.641 Where am I? 00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:54.086 Where are my pants? 00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:55.287 Oh, no! He's Krupp again. 00:29:55.360 --> 00:29:56.771 Ah! 00:29:57.080 --> 00:29:58.730 Tra-la-laaa! 00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:00.960 That's it! Now we know what turns him hack and forth. 00:30:01.040 --> 00:30:02.201 Turns who what? 00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:03.721 Why am I soaking wet? 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:05.041 Cool. Hey. 00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:06.890 Tra-la-laaa! 00:30:07.040 --> 00:30:08.929 Harold! Tra-Ia... 00:30:09.080 --> 00:30:10.809 George! Laaa! 00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:12.121 We should probably stop. 00:30:12.280 --> 00:30:13.406 Yeah, we probably should. 00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:15.403 Stop doing this! Tra-la... 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:17.130 I am Captain... 00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:18.576 What are you doing? 00:30:18.600 --> 00:30:19.601 Hello? Well, hello! 00:30:19.760 --> 00:30:21.569 What's happening? Fear not! 00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:23.376 Didn't know I could do this. Hey, sidekicks! 00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:24.811 Tra! Hey! Heyo! 00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:29.001 Tra-la-laaa! 00:30:31.760 --> 00:30:33.125 Okay, this is the street. 00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:35.680 Come on, come on. We're almost there. 00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:39.925 Evening. Evening. 00:30:40.760 --> 00:30:43.127 Drop it. No, get off. Gimme! That's a bad dog. 00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:51.967 We made it. 00:30:52.760 --> 00:30:53.761 Yeesh. 00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:57.002 I wonder what horrors lie inside. 00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:59.003 There's probably wild dogs in there. 00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:00.560 Probably torture implements. 00:31:00.600 --> 00:31:01.601 Rabid rats. 00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:02.761 Brains in jars. 00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:04.450 Jars of plucked-out eyeballs. 00:31:04.600 --> 00:31:06.329 Bones of former students. 00:31:13.640 --> 00:31:14.721 Why'd you scream? 00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:16.644 I just assumed there'd be something scary... 00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:18.725 but it's actually a really nice place. 00:31:25.320 --> 00:31:26.685 We probably shouldn't snoop around. 00:31:26.840 --> 00:31:28.683 Yeah. Definitely not. 00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:32.201 Come on. 00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:36.961 Huh. 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:39.641 Hmm. 00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:43.003 Not So Cheery O's? 00:31:43.320 --> 00:31:45.163 This guy's bumming me out. 00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:54.921 I gotta say, this has not been the funnest snoop. 00:31:55.080 --> 00:31:58.209 Yeah, no, totally. Really sad snoop. 00:31:58.360 --> 00:32:00.169 Kinda regretting it, actually. 00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:11.731 I sure hope we don't ever end up like him. 00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:13.370 All alone. 00:32:14.520 --> 00:32:16.640 It's impossible. That would never happen. 00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:18.722 Yeah, yeah. That'll never happen. 00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:22.530 Unless he puts us in separate classes. 00:32:24.120 --> 00:32:26.282 Which will never happen. 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:30.283 It'll never happen. 'Cause we control him now. 00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.090 And if ever gives us any trouble again, 00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:33.884 all we gotta do is snap our fingers... 00:32:34.040 --> 00:32:35.451 and "Tra-la-laa!" 00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:38.086 All of our problems go away. 00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:49.044 Oh, yeah 00:32:58.120 --> 00:32:59.565 Beautiful 00:33:04.560 --> 00:33:06.722 Even more beautiful 00:33:10.600 --> 00:33:11.720 Hey, Tommy. What's going on? 00:33:11.800 --> 00:33:12.801 Hey, guys- 00:33:13.080 --> 00:33:14.923 Whoa! Cool shirts! 00:33:16.120 --> 00:33:17.770 What are you two doing together? 00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:19.811 I separated you. 00:33:20.760 --> 00:33:21.760 No, you didn't. 00:33:21.800 --> 00:33:22.961 What are you talking about? 00:33:23.120 --> 00:33:25.441 I signed the paperwork. See? 00:33:25.520 --> 00:33:26.521 I don't see a signature. 00:33:26.600 --> 00:33:27.736 Harold, do you see a signature? 00:33:27.760 --> 00:33:29.250 Not a thing. 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:31.800 I actually can't see a thing. These sunglasses are too dark. 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:34.321 What? I could have sworn I signed that thing. 00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:36.847 No matter. There! 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:38.604 Officially separated. 00:33:38.760 --> 00:33:40.364 Forever. 00:33:42.360 --> 00:33:45.284 What? Give me that. Tra-la-laaa! 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.010 See? Problem solved. 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:49.044 Ooh! 00:33:50.760 --> 00:33:52.444 Greetings, citizens! 00:33:52.600 --> 00:33:53.601 Quick, in here. 00:33:57.040 --> 00:33:58.087 Okay, you know what? 00:33:58.160 --> 00:33:59.650 These shirts were way premature. 00:33:59.800 --> 00:34:01.131 Definitely. Come on. 00:34:01.280 --> 00:34:02.416 Let's turn him back into Krupp. 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:04.522 We can't. He'll separate us, remember? 00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:06.096 Yeah, well, we can't have him 00:34:06.120 --> 00:34:07.565 wandering around looking like that. 00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:09.882 A triangle! 00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:12.247 It dings! 00:34:26.160 --> 00:34:28.766 Ah! Principal Krupp, you caught us again. 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:31.650 You better take us to your office 00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:33.603 for a good old talking-to. 00:34:34.160 --> 00:34:35.889 Right? Principal Krupp? 00:34:36.040 --> 00:34:37.336 Principal who? 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:38.885 Captain Underpants, get out here. 00:34:40.040 --> 00:34:41.041 Sidekicks... 00:34:41.200 --> 00:34:42.201 are you sure 00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:44.049 my secret identity requires these... 00:34:44.680 --> 00:34:47.365 restricting, uncomfortable clothes? 00:34:47.560 --> 00:34:48.561 Yes, positive. 00:34:48.720 --> 00:34:51.530 100% positive. Now act like a principal. 00:34:51.680 --> 00:34:52.727 Oh, right. 00:34:53.160 --> 00:34:54.366 How does a principal act? 00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:55.480 Mean! 00:34:55.520 --> 00:34:56.567 Okey-doke. 00:35:00.200 --> 00:35:01.531 I'm a principal! 00:35:02.040 --> 00:35:03.041 Oh, yeah. That's great. 00:35:03.680 --> 00:35:05.205 Come on. We're almost there. 00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:08.848 Oh, hello. Surprise. 00:35:09.520 --> 00:35:11.045 It's Edith. 00:35:11.200 --> 00:35:13.202 Did you like my tuna casserole? 00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:15.689 I cannot lie. 00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:18.406 I don't recall having your tuna casserole. 00:35:18.560 --> 00:35:20.369 What? Oh. 00:35:20.520 --> 00:35:21.931 But if your casserole is 00:35:22.040 --> 00:35:25.249 as striking as your one blue eye... 00:35:25.720 --> 00:35:28.371 Oh, I didn't think you noticed. 00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:29.761 Oh, my. 00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:32.928 Two blue eyes. 00:35:34.080 --> 00:35:35.889 Ooh! 00:35:36.720 --> 00:35:38.404 Principal Krupp. It's time to go. 00:35:38.560 --> 00:35:39.721 Gotta wrap it up. 00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:41.041 Very well then. 00:35:41.240 --> 00:35:42.401 Up, up, and... 00:35:42.560 --> 00:35:44.562 And this way, sir. 00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:47.724 Ooh! Flirt alert. 00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:49.245 A-ha! 00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:51.851 Wow, she's still on hold. 00:35:53.560 --> 00:35:55.244 Phew! We made it. 00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:57.129 Well, hello, citizen. What? 00:35:57.280 --> 00:35:58.320 Oh, and hello to you, too. 00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:00.442 I was just, like, admiring the view... 00:36:00.600 --> 00:36:02.250 from your broken window. 00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:04.129 It's in the shape of a man. 00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:05.486 Anyway, lam here to interview 00:36:05.600 --> 00:36:07.125 for the science teacher position. 00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:08.645 Perfect. I'm disguised 00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:10.205 as an elementary school principal. 00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:12.925 Guys, I totally got this. 00:36:13.080 --> 00:36:14.605 Don't worry one bit. 00:36:18.640 --> 00:36:21.086 Now, where did I put that resume? 00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:22.440 No, not that. Oh, this thing. 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:24.441 This one's fun. 00:36:24.600 --> 00:36:25.806 Ooh! Heads up. 00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:27.410 That one's gonna leave a mark. 00:36:27.560 --> 00:36:28.925 I've been looking for that. 00:36:29.120 --> 00:36:30.121 Oh, not that. 00:36:31.720 --> 00:36:32.801 Ah-ha! Here we go. 00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:38.089 Hmm. Says here you're a science teacher? 00:36:38.240 --> 00:36:39.446 Not exactly. 00:36:39.600 --> 00:36:41.602 But you have teaching experience? 00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:43.131 Oh, no, I can't say that I do. 00:36:43.560 --> 00:36:45.403 Not even, like, babysitting? 00:36:45.560 --> 00:36:46.800 I would never sit on a baby. 00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:47.961 Camp counselor? 00:36:48.120 --> 00:36:49.406 Never was a camp counselor. 00:36:49.600 --> 00:36:51.090 Although I did receive counseling... 00:36:51.240 --> 00:36:54.483 for some trauma I experienced as a child. 00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:57.480 I'm getting a really good vibe about you. 00:36:57.640 --> 00:36:59.608 Now hold on. Let me see that resume. 00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.967 It says here that you were a genius inventor? 00:37:02.120 --> 00:37:03.326 Mad... 00:37:03.680 --> 00:37:07.002 genius inventor. But yes. 00:37:07.200 --> 00:37:09.123 And then for the last few years... 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:10.964 you've "been in a very dark place"... 00:37:11.160 --> 00:37:12.366 and your title was... 00:37:12.520 --> 00:37:14.443 "Revenge Seeker?" 00:37:14.600 --> 00:37:15.965 "Revenge at all costs... 00:37:16.120 --> 00:37:17.121 "Die! Die!" 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:18.281 Am I reading this right? 00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:20.522 Yeah, that's basically what I've been up to... 00:37:20.680 --> 00:37:22.444 so here I am! 00:37:22.600 --> 00:37:23.761 Applying for a job in 00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:26.320 the thriving public school system... 00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:29.689 with all of its amazing resources. 00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:33.045 But honestly, kids are so understanding. 00:37:33.200 --> 00:37:34.804 So innocent. 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.964 Their smiles brighten my heart and fill me with... 00:37:38.120 --> 00:37:41.044 a joy-adjacent feeling. 00:37:41.200 --> 00:37:43.521 As long as they are controlled... 00:37:43.680 --> 00:37:46.490 and do not laugh nor smile nor play nor laugh. 00:37:46.640 --> 00:37:48.210 Children must never laugh! 00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:50.843 Well, you seem terrific! 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.161 You're hired! 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:53.890 What? Excellent. 00:37:54.080 --> 00:37:56.048 Oh, by the way, going to need Fridays off... 00:37:56.200 --> 00:37:58.089 and every other Tuesday through Thursday... 00:37:58.240 --> 00:37:59.526 for my evil experiments. 00:37:59.680 --> 00:38:02.365 Hope that's not a problem. Okay, bye-bye! 00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:05.081 Oh, this is bad. 00:38:05.240 --> 00:38:07.527 We just hired a maniac for a science teacher! 00:38:07.680 --> 00:38:10.047 Uh, yeah. We gotta fix this before Krupp finds out. 00:38:10.520 --> 00:38:12.329 Sounds like a job for Captain Underpants. 00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.721 No, no, no. You need to stay here. 00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.405 Okay, you're the principal, remember? 00:38:16.600 --> 00:38:18.887 Yeah, just sit there and look angry for no reason. 00:38:19.040 --> 00:38:21.202 You got it. Grr... 00:38:26.720 --> 00:38:27.721 Ooh! 00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:30.368 That will be interesting to put my eye up to. 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:32.922 What? How did I get here? 00:38:33.120 --> 00:38:34.360 Why is my face wet? 00:38:47.520 --> 00:38:48.726 Hiya, class. 00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:50.245 I'm your cool, new teacher. 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:53.643 Not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda. 00:38:55.720 --> 00:38:58.200 Anyway, I'm just going to dive right in here. 00:38:58.360 --> 00:38:59.600 If there was one thing 00:38:59.720 --> 00:39:01.320 about this world that you could change... 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:02.761 what would it be? 00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:04.763 Ooh! Ooh! Peace on Earth. 00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:06.922 Unattainable. Anyone else? 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:09.444 Pacific Ocean into chocolate. 00:39:09.600 --> 00:39:11.090 Atlantic into nacho cheese. 00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.645 Ifs like we're the same person 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:13.921 and yet so, so different. 00:39:14.120 --> 00:39:15.770 I love it. 00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:17.570 But more importantly... 00:39:17.720 --> 00:39:21.122 if I had to change one thing about the world... 00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:24.966 it would be to get rid of... 00:39:25.120 --> 00:39:26.121 laughter. 00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:29.851 Get rid of laughter? 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:31.570 What kind of person wants to do that? 00:39:31.680 --> 00:39:32.681 Oh, Oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir. 00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:33.801 Yes'? 00:39:33.880 --> 00:39:34.881 I love it. 00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:36.803 Oh, look at this. We got a grade A suck-up. 00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:38.849 Good to know, good to know. 00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:40.001 Anyway. 00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:45.007 This is the brain of an average child. 00:39:45.160 --> 00:39:46.207 Right here is 00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:48.288 the "thinking about candy" lopalus. 00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:50.488 The "fear of what's under the bed" lobe. 00:39:50.640 --> 00:39:53.166 This is the "only thing I'll eat is pizza... 00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:56.005 "chicken nuggets, or buttered noodles" lobe. 00:39:56.200 --> 00:39:57.770 Right here is the 00:39:57.840 --> 00:39:59.683 "as soon as someone else has a toy... 00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:02.286 "I want that toy" anterior lobe. 00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.171 And this... 00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:08.169 This is the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus. 00:40:08.640 --> 00:40:10.722 This funny little purple part 00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:14.162 holds our entire capacity for laughter. 00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:16.721 For years, I've tried to shrink it 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:18.808 or cut it out entirely... 00:40:20.680 --> 00:40:22.444 but frustratingly, 00:40:22.520 --> 00:40:25.524 our survival seems dependent upon it. 00:40:26.520 --> 00:40:28.807 I don't like this. I mean, I don't really understand it. 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:30.240 But the stuff I am understanding 00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:31.526 seems genuinely bad to me. 00:40:31.680 --> 00:40:32.886 Yeah, same. 00:40:33.040 --> 00:40:35.964 Um... Excuse me, Professor P? 00:40:36.160 --> 00:40:38.003 Why are you trying to get rid of laughter? 00:40:38.200 --> 00:40:39.531 Isn't laughter the best medicine? 00:40:39.680 --> 00:40:43.162 Medicine is the best medicine! So... 00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:44.486 Yeesh. 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:46.881 What? 00:40:47.040 --> 00:40:48.087 What does the P stand for? 00:40:48.560 --> 00:40:49.561 Excuse me? 00:40:49.640 --> 00:40:51.881 The P. In your name. What does it stand for? 00:40:52.040 --> 00:40:53.530 Oh, it's private. 00:40:53.720 --> 00:40:57.088 So that means your name is Professor Privates? 00:41:00.200 --> 00:41:01.725 What's so funny? 00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:03.086 I don't get it. 00:41:04.560 --> 00:41:05.607 Principal's office, now! 00:41:05.720 --> 00:41:06.721 You too! 00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:08.006 Why him? 00:41:08.160 --> 00:41:10.606 Because your friendship and shared sense of humor 00:41:10.720 --> 00:41:11.881 irritates me... 00:41:12.040 --> 00:41:14.247 and must be destroyed! 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:17.960 We gotta do something about that new science teacher. 00:41:18.040 --> 00:41:20.407 Yeah, it's like he's even more of a villain than Krupp. 00:41:20.560 --> 00:41:22.289 I didn't even think that was possible. 00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:23.936 Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second. Tell me about it. 00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:25.610 What? Who do you think... 00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:27.600 Oh, okay. Maybe we could fix this if we just... 00:41:27.720 --> 00:41:29.290 Can you hear me? No, that'll never work. 00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:31.209 I'm sitting right here. 00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:33.806 Wait, Professor P doesn't want anybody to know his last name. 00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:35.041 Right? Right! 00:41:35.200 --> 00:41:36.884 Who's Professor P? Exactly! 00:41:37.040 --> 00:41:40.761 Where is the respect? I am your principal! 00:41:41.640 --> 00:41:42.801 Wait, is he Krupp again? 00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:44.803 George! Yup. Pretty sure he is. 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:45.921 Harold! 00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:47.001 How'd that even happen? 00:41:48.120 --> 00:41:49.884 Tra-la-laaa! 00:41:50.040 --> 00:41:53.089 Greetings! I need to get the... 00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:54.560 Sidekicks, what do I need again? 00:41:54.600 --> 00:41:56.887 The file on the new science teacher. 00:41:56.960 --> 00:41:57.961 Oh, right, right. 00:41:58.040 --> 00:42:00.441 I need the bile on the gooey fence creature. 00:42:00.600 --> 00:42:01.806 Science teacher. 00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:02.961 The dewy tense preacher? 00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.289 The dial on the... 00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:07.771 Oh, come on! 00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:09.928 Thank you, human woman! 00:42:10.560 --> 00:42:11.925 Sidekicks, explain to me 00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:13.809 the importance of this secret file. 00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:15.320 There's a new super villain in town 00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:17.040 and we're trying to discover his weakness. 00:42:17.120 --> 00:42:18.121 Oh... 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:24.283 "Poopypants." 00:42:25.520 --> 00:42:27.648 Hallelujah 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:29.609 Hallelujah 00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.967 His name is Poopypants We found his weakness 00:42:32.120 --> 00:42:34.122 Hallelujah 00:42:34.640 --> 00:42:38.008 He wants to rid the world 00:42:38.200 --> 00:42:40.521 Of laughter 00:42:40.680 --> 00:42:41.681 Forever 00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:42.841 And ever 00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:44.047 We will defeat him 00:42:44.200 --> 00:42:47.488 Hallelujah Hallelujah 00:42:49.160 --> 00:42:54.166 Poopypants 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:01.845 Captain? You forgetting something? 00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:04.367 Oh, look at that. They came off again. 00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:07.566 Hey there, kiddo. 00:43:07.720 --> 00:43:09.290 First day for Professor P. 00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:11.403 Can you tell me where the lunch is consumed? 00:43:13.200 --> 00:43:14.565 What's going on with your face? 00:43:14.720 --> 00:43:15.721 Are you choking? 00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:17.041 Do you need to sneeze? 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:19.845 I see, I see. 00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:23.004 Got a case of the giggles' huh? That's fun. 00:43:23.200 --> 00:43:25.806 Well, I've got just the remedy for that. 00:43:27.200 --> 00:43:29.089 In the cage. Now! Why? 00:43:29.240 --> 00:43:30.844 Because I hate laughter and children... 00:43:31.040 --> 00:43:33.088 and I've got a cage in a briefcase! 00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:36.886 Okay, well, have a nice day. 00:43:37.040 --> 00:43:38.883 Now what's for lunch? 00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.727 Excuse me, could you explain to me why this is funny? 00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:48.723 You! Why is everyone laughing? 00:43:49.040 --> 00:43:52.567 Uh, you're asking the wrong dude. 00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:56.765 "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of... 00:43:56.920 --> 00:43:58.763 "Professor Poem/pants." 00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:04.176 Oh, What's happening? 00:44:04.200 --> 00:44:05.929 I'm hyperventilating. 00:44:06.120 --> 00:44:07.281 Esteemed members 00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:09.448 of the Nobel Prize Committee... 00:44:09.600 --> 00:44:11.682 it is with great pride... 00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:13.524 that I present to you... 00:44:13.680 --> 00:44:17.401 the Sizerator 2000! 00:44:17.520 --> 00:44:18.601 - Oh. - Ooh. 00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.724 Behold, we can smallify. 00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:26.366 No more traffic jams. 00:44:26.520 --> 00:44:28.761 And conversely, largify. 00:44:34.080 --> 00:44:36.048 Look at how big this hot dog is. 00:44:36.600 --> 00:44:40.321 Going to need a lot of mustard for this frankfurter! 00:44:42.080 --> 00:44:45.641 The Nobel Peace Prize in Inventing Stuff goes to... 00:44:46.040 --> 00:44:47.087 um, 00:44:47.160 --> 00:44:48.161 Professor... 00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:52.130 ls that really your name? 00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:54.408 It's not, like, some kind of joke? 00:44:54.560 --> 00:44:56.449 No. It's not, like, a joke. 00:44:56.600 --> 00:44:59.444 Ifs a traditional name in New Swissland. 00:45:00.120 --> 00:45:02.088 Am I pronouncing it right? 00:45:02.240 --> 00:45:04.163 Poopypants? 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:07.329 More or less. Except the emphasis is on the "poop." 00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:10.411 Why are you laughing? 00:45:10.600 --> 00:45:13.490 I've invented a shrinking and enlarging ray! 00:45:13.640 --> 00:45:14.926 I should be famous! 00:45:15.080 --> 00:45:18.482 I should be dating models twice my size... 00:45:18.640 --> 00:45:20.608 and doing the talk show circuit! 00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:23.161 I should be protecting baby seals as a cause... 00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:25.931 that I say I care about, but not really! 00:45:26.080 --> 00:45:28.162 This guy is too much! 00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:34.005 Stop! Stop laughing! 00:45:34.160 --> 00:45:35.207 No, stop it! Okay. 00:45:35.600 --> 00:45:37.364 Phew! Oh... 00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:39.642 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:41.330 Here. Take the award. 00:45:42.640 --> 00:45:45.450 It's really fun to say Poopypants. 00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:49.690 You keep your stupid award! I don't want it anymore. 00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:52.007 Oh, and one more thing... 00:45:56.360 --> 00:45:58.442 On behalf of the Nobel Prize committee, 00:45:58.520 --> 00:46:00.124 please accept our apology. 00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:03.011 And could you change me back now please? 00:46:03.160 --> 00:46:04.336 Why don't you go on and invent 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.044 your own shrinking and enlarging ray... 00:46:06.240 --> 00:46:08.481 if you think you're so smart? 00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:15.687 How much of that was out loud? 00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:18.366 Extra! Extra! Get our latest issue! 00:46:18.520 --> 00:46:21.364 Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:23.482 of Professor Poopypants. 00:46:23.640 --> 00:46:25.210 Oh, no. 00:46:26.720 --> 00:46:29.246 There you are. I've been looking all over for you. 00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.406 Hmm. How many A's are there in "Tra-la-laaa?" 00:46:32.600 --> 00:46:34.568 What? I'll just go with 11. 00:46:34.720 --> 00:46:36.688 Enjoying your first day, professor? 00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:38.729 The complete opposite, actually. 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:41.201 Look at what these little monsters have created! 00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:45.891 We must lock them up, probably, like, forever! 00:46:46.080 --> 00:46:47.081 Hmm. 00:46:48.000 --> 00:46:49.365 Oh, my. 00:46:49.520 --> 00:46:50.851 This is not a comic. 00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:53.528 This is a history book. 00:46:53.600 --> 00:46:54.726 What? 00:46:54.840 --> 00:46:57.047 And as such, it should be taught in every classroom. 00:46:57.200 --> 00:46:58.565 And you yourself must teach it... 00:46:58.720 --> 00:47:01.769 because that is how good it is. 00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:03.360 I don't understand. I thought, like, 00:47:03.400 --> 00:47:05.084 we'd be on the same page here. 00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:08.087 What page is that? I'm on page 9, here. 00:47:08.240 --> 00:47:09.241 It's fantastic. 00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:10.401 Look, look. 00:47:10.560 --> 00:47:11.936 It's about this evil science teacher... 00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:13.962 who looks a lot like you, by the way. 00:47:14.120 --> 00:47:16.248 And he wanted to rid the world of laughter... 00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:17.960 but he couldn't figure out how to do It. 00:47:18.640 --> 00:47:20.847 Even worse, I! seemed like everywhere he went, 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:22.888 people were having fun and laughing. 00:47:23.600 --> 00:47:25.602 It just was infuriating. 00:47:25.960 --> 00:47:29.123 But then, he discovered someone who wasn't. 00:47:30.640 --> 00:47:32.051 Why is it funny? 00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:34.807 Anti-Humor Boy! 00:47:36.600 --> 00:47:38.568 And then the professor says, "Very interesting." 00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:40.411 That's my voice for him. 00:47:40.560 --> 00:47:42.483 Wait, wait, wait. Gimme that. 00:47:42.640 --> 00:47:44.768 That's no Anti-Humor Boy. 00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:48.601 That's the suck up from class. 00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:51.442 Very interesting. 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:54.808 You boys don't even realize it... 00:47:54.960 --> 00:47:57.691 but your silly comic book just helped me figure out... 00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.969 how to wipe out laughter on the... Oof! 00:48:01.160 --> 00:48:02.525 Out of the road, bozo! 00:48:02.680 --> 00:48:03.886 Hey, watch where you're going! 00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:05.644 You just hit Professor Poopypants. 00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:07.450 Poopypants? 00:48:07.520 --> 00:48:09.124 That's not funny! That's not funny! 00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:11.084 Ever heard of the sidewalk? 00:48:11.280 --> 00:48:14.443 Oh, if I had insurance, you'd be in... Ow! 00:48:15.120 --> 00:48:17.327 I'll admit that was surprising. 00:48:17.520 --> 00:48:18.521 Wow. 00:48:18.600 --> 00:48:20.648 That actually worked out for once. 00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:22.325 Good job, Captain Underpants. 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.164 At your service, sidekicks. 00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:25.924 Now where was I? 00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:28.321 We should probably get back to class, huh? 00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:30.323 Yeah, we probably should. 00:48:32.680 --> 00:48:33.776 Excuse me. Pardon me. If you could just... 00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:34.840 Watch your feet. Excuse me. 00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:36.291 Sorry. Thank you. Oh, hey, Todd. 00:48:36.640 --> 00:48:38.290 Now, let me ask you something. 00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:40.681 If you could control your principal... 00:48:40.840 --> 00:48:41.841 what would you do? 00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:44.731 Shh. It's starting. It's starting. 00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:37.216 I just wanna make sure you apply 00:49:37.240 --> 00:49:38.890 the extra credit to next semester. 00:49:39.080 --> 00:49:41.242 I won't be needing it this semester, of course. 00:49:41.400 --> 00:49:42.401 Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah. 00:49:42.520 --> 00:49:43.776 Whatever floats your boat, Melvin. 00:49:43.800 --> 00:49:45.006 Excuse me? 00:49:45.160 --> 00:49:46.844 Can I please get an ice cream sandwich? 00:49:47.040 --> 00:49:50.487 Yeah, scram, okay? We're closed for Ebola. 00:49:52.680 --> 00:49:54.489 Okay, just a quick check 00:49:54.560 --> 00:49:56.164 to make sure that we're connected. 00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:58.163 Mmm-hmm. Okay. We're sure that's safe? 00:50:02.080 --> 00:50:04.924 And now, some classic funny bloopers! 00:50:07.080 --> 00:50:09.367 Ah. That's a good one. Oh, this one's my favorite. 00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:12.048 I'm sorry. Why are you showing me this? 00:50:12.160 --> 00:50:13.366 Ow. 00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:15.771 Come on, that was funny! 00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:18.002 That child walked right into that rake. 00:50:18.440 --> 00:50:21.091 I'm bored! What else is on? 00:50:21.240 --> 00:50:24.881 Fascinating. Computer, scan. 00:50:25.080 --> 00:50:27.731 I don't believe it. 00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:28.920 You know, I suspected 00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:31.406 something smaller than normal, but this... 00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:33.723 This. What? What is it? 00:50:33.920 --> 00:50:37.129 I can't find it. Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus! 00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:38.601 You don't have one! 00:50:41.640 --> 00:50:43.244 I don't get it. Exactly. 00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:47.803 You have no sense of humor like a chair or a supermodel. 00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:51.601 Melvin, with your brain and my brain together... 00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:54.127 we can finally wipe out laughter 00:50:54.200 --> 00:50:56.407 for once and for all! 00:50:57.640 --> 00:51:01.122 So George and Harold want a supervillain... 00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:05.644 well, ask and ye shall receive! 00:51:07.400 --> 00:51:09.084 I hereby declare... 00:51:09.240 --> 00:51:11.322 the Jerome Horwitz art program... 00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:14.490 reinstated! 00:51:18.600 --> 00:51:19.681 Oh... 00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:21.000 After you, sir. 00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:36.524 Ooh, what if we... I'm already on it. 00:51:36.680 --> 00:51:38.170 Oh, this is gonna be epic! 00:51:40.080 --> 00:51:41.923 Come on, Captain, draw! 00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.207 Move your hand in the shape of a person! 00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:46.169 Why does it look like a chicken? 00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:48.448 This whole visual storytelling thing is hard! 00:51:48.520 --> 00:51:49.521 Oh, that's good. 00:51:49.600 --> 00:51:51.045 Here, these need words. 00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:52.521 Hey, sidekicks... 00:51:53.160 --> 00:51:54.525 why are we doing this again? 00:51:54.680 --> 00:51:56.887 Well, we're making school fun again. 00:51:57.040 --> 00:51:59.202 You know, "free the children." 00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:01.176 Hey, hey! What if we put this panel right here? 00:52:01.200 --> 00:52:02.201 Oh, yes! Yes, yes. 00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:04.049 Ah, yes. Of course. 00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:05.361 Fun. 00:52:05.520 --> 00:52:06.567 On it! 00:52:06.640 --> 00:52:07.641 Ha-ha! 00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:15.481 Uh... 00:52:15.680 --> 00:52:17.045 Where'd everybody go? 00:52:23.040 --> 00:52:25.042 Where did this even come from? 00:52:25.160 --> 00:52:26.161 Hey! 00:52:26.240 --> 00:52:27.800 Oh, hey, sidekicks. Glad you could join. 00:52:27.880 --> 00:52:29.086 How did you even do this? 00:52:29.160 --> 00:52:30.696 I thought you said you were looking after the... 00:52:30.720 --> 00:52:32.176 Oh, my goodness! Is that a Ferris wheel? 00:52:32.200 --> 00:52:33.565 Well, of course it is! 00:52:33.640 --> 00:52:35.722 It came with the carnival I ordered. 00:52:37.200 --> 00:52:39.851 This cotton candy makes me feel powerful! 00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:43.365 Hey, uh, where are all the teachers? 00:52:43.520 --> 00:52:44.567 Detention. 00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:47.047 They have a real attitude problem. 00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:49.243 Sure beats having Krupp around! 00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:52.722 Oh, yeah. Krupp would totally lose his mind if he saw this. 00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:54.405 Step right up! 00:52:54.560 --> 00:52:57.006 Who'll be the first to dunk the principal? 00:52:57.080 --> 00:52:58.080 No! 00:52:59.200 --> 00:53:00.850 I'm drowning! 00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:03.441 Tra-la... 00:53:03.520 --> 00:53:05.056 All right, that's enough. Recess is over. 00:53:05.080 --> 00:53:06.127 Ah, come on! 00:53:06.240 --> 00:53:07.241 Just one more ride! Whoa! 00:53:08.120 --> 00:53:09.929 Hey, watch it! What is this, a carnival? 00:53:10.080 --> 00:53:11.684 I hate carnivals! 00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:13.968 Oh, this looks fun! How do we play? 00:53:15.040 --> 00:53:16.451 Hold your fire! 00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:18.961 What is happening? 00:53:19.120 --> 00:53:20.121 Who wants ice cream? 00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:21.611 Ice cream! 00:53:21.800 --> 00:53:23.840 What are we gonna do? We can't keep this up forever. 00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:25.882 We have to! We'll just take shifts watching him. 00:53:26.040 --> 00:53:27.371 I'll take today. You take tonight. 00:53:27.520 --> 00:53:28.760 Sugar! 00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:31.961 Sugar! 00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:35.962 Harold, I really want some sugar. 00:53:36.120 --> 00:53:37.406 Me too. 00:53:39.120 --> 00:53:40.485 We made the wrong choice! 00:53:40.640 --> 00:53:42.483 This did not solve anything! 00:53:42.640 --> 00:53:44.000 Hey, sidekicks! 00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:45.970 Check this out! 00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:48.769 Geronimo! 00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:49.921 No! 00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:55.165 This way! 00:53:55.320 --> 00:53:57.163 Field trip, anyone? 00:53:59.120 --> 00:54:00.246 No, no, no! 00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:03.327 Nothing's more fun than fire! 00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:05.005 Except being on... 00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:07.685 Fire! 00:54:10.240 --> 00:54:11.321 What is happening? 00:54:12.680 --> 00:54:14.523 Tra-la-laaaa! 00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:22.367 Now, this is how you run a school! 00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:26.849 Free the children! 00:54:29.640 --> 00:54:30.641 Wait a minute. 00:54:33.840 --> 00:54:34.841 What the... 00:54:36.680 --> 00:54:37.841 How did this... 00:54:40.680 --> 00:54:42.170 I don't understand. 00:54:42.640 --> 00:54:44.210 Help! What the... 00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:47.726 You... 00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:50.204 You two. 00:54:51.520 --> 00:54:53.204 Your friendship... 00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:57.851 is no more. 00:55:40.080 --> 00:55:41.081 What? 00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:47.401 George! 00:55:47.720 --> 00:55:48.767 Harold! 00:55:50.040 --> 00:55:52.441 Harold! Come back! 00:55:52.600 --> 00:55:55.763 George, I'm right here! I'm right here! 00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:59.242 Oh, no! No, no! Don't leave me! 00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:01.562 I won't! I won't, George! 00:56:01.720 --> 00:56:02.720 Harold! 00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:04.285 No, no! Wait, wait! Stop! 00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:06.090 George! 00:56:06.240 --> 00:56:08.083 George! 00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:32.085 This thing is amazing, Professor P. 00:56:32.280 --> 00:56:33.327 You could probably solve 00:56:33.440 --> 00:56:35.040 world hunger with an invention like this. 00:56:35.160 --> 00:56:37.891 Pass! More importantly... 00:56:38.160 --> 00:56:39.764 how do I look? 00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:42.651 Just like you do in this comic! 00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:44.802 Good! Now, hands off the merchandise, 00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:46.843 and go fetch your little toilet, okay? 00:56:48.160 --> 00:56:49.924 I call it "The Turbo..." 00:56:50.080 --> 00:56:52.447 Yeah, yeah. Couple of gold stars for you, kiddo. 00:56:53.000 --> 00:56:57.005 Let the Poopageddon begin! 00:56:59.960 --> 00:57:01.849 Whoo-ee! 00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:09.170 What? Oh, you've gotta be joking me! 00:57:09.520 --> 00:57:13.605 Poopypants has no gas! You can't write this stuff. 00:57:14.600 --> 00:57:16.125 Where would a burgeoning villain 00:57:16.200 --> 00:57:17.804 find unlimited power? 00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:20.691 True power comes from within. 00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:22.171 No, it doesn't, Melvin! 00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:23.320 That's on stupid posters! 00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:24.361 Okay. 00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:26.528 It comes from enormous energy sources! 00:57:26.640 --> 00:57:27.880 A nuclear waste dump. 00:57:28.040 --> 00:57:29.041 I see where you're going. 00:57:29.120 --> 00:57:30.690 A poisonous chemical factory. 00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:34.487 Or perhaps a place even more toxic! 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:39.165 Whoo! These leftovers got a kick. 00:57:41.720 --> 00:57:44.007 Oh, it's a powerful smell. 00:57:51.880 --> 00:57:54.531 Back in business, baby! 00:57:55.040 --> 00:57:57.725 Memorize these elements... 00:57:57.880 --> 00:58:00.008 Oxygen. Beryllium. 00:58:00.200 --> 00:58:02.043 Boringillium. 00:58:02.200 --> 00:58:03.725 Lameium. 00:58:03.880 --> 00:58:05.166 Snoronium. 00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:17.528 Excuse me, everybody, there's a giant... 00:58:17.720 --> 00:58:19.216 Do not interrupt while I'm reading 00:58:19.240 --> 00:58:20.890 monotone from my textbook! 00:58:21.040 --> 00:58:23.088 But the toilet! 00:58:23.240 --> 00:58:24.241 Ugh. 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:26.209 Just go. 00:58:27.600 --> 00:58:28.601 Harold? 00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:30.441 George? 00:58:49.600 --> 00:58:51.443 Students and faculty 00:58:51.560 --> 00:58:54.564 of Jerome Horwitz Elementary... 00:58:54.960 --> 00:59:00.126 the world, as you know it, is about to go extinct. 00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:04.046 And a new world order is about to rise! 00:59:04.200 --> 00:59:05.725 One that is, you know, honestly 00:59:05.800 --> 00:59:07.484 pretty similar to the old world order... 00:59:07.640 --> 00:59:10.962 except for one tiny detail... 00:59:13.400 --> 00:59:14.481 Melvin? 00:59:14.640 --> 00:59:16.290 Comin' atcha! 00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:18.807 Powered by Melvin's unique neurology... 00:59:18.960 --> 00:59:23.124 I will successfully disable the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus... 00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:27.285 of every single child at Jerome Horwitz Elementary. 00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:31.161 For I, Professor Poopypants... 00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:34.604 Yeah, it's a funny name. 00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:38.643 It just makes you laugh and laugh, right? 00:59:41.320 --> 00:59:42.321 Get down! 00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:47.842 Still give you the chuckles now? 00:59:47.960 --> 00:59:49.405 Poopypants! 00:59:49.600 --> 00:59:51.011 I don't get it. 00:59:51.160 --> 00:59:52.241 Why is that funny? 00:59:52.440 --> 00:59:53.441 Perfect! 00:59:53.600 --> 00:59:56.524 Finally! You're speaking my language! 00:59:56.680 --> 00:59:58.125 Oh, no. This is bad. 00:59:58.320 --> 00:59:59.446 This is seriously bad. 00:59:59.520 --> 01:00:01.602 I mean, a world without laughter? 01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:03.400 George, if he destroys our sense of humor, 01:00:03.440 --> 01:00:04.521 he destroys us! 01:00:04.680 --> 01:00:07.365 Imagine how boring our comics will be. 01:00:08.160 --> 01:00:09.969 Captain Underpants and the Purchase 01:00:10.040 --> 01:00:11.610 of the Sensible Beige Pants. 01:00:11.760 --> 01:00:16.004 Captain Underpants Eats All of His Falafel. 01:00:16.160 --> 01:00:18.686 Captain Underpants Watches Cement Dry. 01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:22.696 And would the creators of 01:00:22.720 --> 01:00:25.849 this absolutely hilarious comic book... 01:00:26.000 --> 01:00:29.209 please come out, come out, wherever you are! 01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:31.044 You're next. 01:00:35.520 --> 01:00:37.204 Okay, we have to stop him. 01:00:37.560 --> 01:00:39.210 We've gotta find a way to unplug Melvin. 01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:40.401 Yeah. 01:00:40.720 --> 01:00:43.246 But how do we get to him without Poopypants seeing us? 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:47.482 What are you two doing together? 01:00:50.720 --> 01:00:52.324 Are you in there? 01:00:52.520 --> 01:00:55.000 Oh... Maybe you're hiding here. 01:00:57.600 --> 01:00:59.648 Oh, sorry. Are you stuck on hold? 01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:00.761 Mmm-hmm. 01:01:01.080 --> 01:01:03.242 Oh, totally hate when that happens. 01:01:03.400 --> 01:01:04.561 Well, good luck with that. 01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:06.489 Now, where are those two little... 01:01:06.680 --> 01:01:08.762 Stand down, Poopypants! 01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:10.081 What is happening? 01:01:10.240 --> 01:01:11.765 I hope this works. 01:01:11.920 --> 01:01:13.445 Tra-la-laaa! 01:01:13.560 --> 01:01:14.686 Ow! Ow! 01:01:16.040 --> 01:01:17.856 Keep standing down. I'm just gonna be a second. 01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:19.245 Ow. 01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:21.842 I bet he thought that was going to be cooler. 01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:23.764 Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. 01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:25.041 Ha-ha! 01:01:25.240 --> 01:01:26.765 Prepare to be vanquished... 01:01:26.920 --> 01:01:28.285 and justice to be served 01:01:28.400 --> 01:01:31.051 on a piping hot platter of freedom! 01:01:31.200 --> 01:01:32.770 With a side order of liberty... 01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:36.641 and a super-sized cup filled with freedom also! 01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:39.286 Impressive use of fast-food analogies, 01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:41.607 you giant baby with a cape on! 01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:43.131 Let's do this. 01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:04.282 Freeze! The following sequence contains scenes... 01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:05.776 that are so intense, horrific, and violent... 01:02:05.800 --> 01:02:06.801 And expensive. 01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:09.136 That we can only show it using a technology known as... 01:02:09.160 --> 01:02:11.288 Flip-O-Rama! 01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:12.566 Take it away, Harold. 01:02:12.720 --> 01:02:14.216 Okay, first Professor Poopypants 01:02:14.240 --> 01:02:15.416 gave Captain Underpants the boot. 01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:16.726 Foot! Foot! Ow! 01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:18.536 Then he made an Underpants sandwich. 01:02:18.560 --> 01:02:19.896 Punch, punch! Punch, punch! 01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.136 And then, they played a friendly game of paddleball! 01:02:22.160 --> 01:02:23.924 Oh, no! 01:02:24.080 --> 01:02:25.081 Darn. 01:02:25.160 --> 01:02:27.083 Okay, what's next? Oh, yes! 01:02:27.240 --> 01:02:30.084 Then, Poopypants summoned an army of dolphins... 01:02:30.240 --> 01:02:31.296 Wait, what? Why are you always 01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:32.576 sneaking dolphins into the movie? 01:02:32.600 --> 01:02:33.896 What do you have against dolphins anyway? 01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:35.216 I don't have nothing against dolphins, 01:02:35.240 --> 01:02:36.976 - it just didn't happen! - Well, so what'? 01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:39.651 We get to say what happened. It's the Flip-O-Rama. 01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:41.802 I like dolphins. The dolphins are in. 01:02:42.120 --> 01:02:43.896 Fine, all right. Let's just keep going. 01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:45.056 - You sure? - Yep, positive. 01:02:45.080 --> 01:02:46.080 Thank you. 01:02:46.160 --> 01:02:48.496 - Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it... - Quiet five, quiet five. 01:02:48.520 --> 01:02:50.807 But George and Harold's plan was working out perfectly. 01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:52.896 So, they shot themselves to the top 01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:54.365 of the Turbo Toilet 2000! 01:02:54.520 --> 01:02:56.841 To keep things dramatic, they didn't quite make it. 01:02:57.040 --> 01:02:58.769 And then... And then... 01:02:59.000 --> 01:03:00.000 And then... 01:03:00.040 --> 01:03:01.610 What happened to the Flip-O-Rama? 01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:02.886 I ran outta paper. 01:03:06.760 --> 01:03:08.728 Hey, Melvin! Take that thing off your head. 01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:09.881 We gotta stop Poopypants! 01:03:10.200 --> 01:03:11.725 Professor Poopypants! 01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:14.041 George and Harold are trying to stop you! 01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:17.124 You are just so annoying! 01:03:18.360 --> 01:03:21.284 So, you two little numbskulls thought 01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:22.481 you could distract me... 01:03:22.640 --> 01:03:25.723 with this idiotic, naked man. Am I right? 01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:27.848 I'm not naked! 01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:32.210 Any final words before this whole revenge thing goes down? 01:03:34.080 --> 01:03:35.525 Yeah, wait, wait. Listen. 01:03:35.680 --> 01:03:38.081 We apologize for making fun of your name. 01:03:38.240 --> 01:03:40.561 I mean, that was just wrong. 01:03:40.720 --> 01:03:44.566 Yeah, we're sorry. The truth is. Professor P... 01:03:44.720 --> 01:03:46.085 you have probably, like, 01:03:46.160 --> 01:03:48.003 the greatest name we've ever heard. 01:03:48.560 --> 01:03:50.528 I mean, George, imagine if we had names like that. 01:03:50.720 --> 01:03:52.324 Oh, that would be so cool! 01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:54.084 Okay, wait, let's do it. Let's try it. 01:03:54.520 --> 01:03:56.921 Oh, I would be Fluffy Toiletnose. 01:03:57.080 --> 01:04:00.880 Yeah! I would be Sir Cheeseball Wafflefanny. 01:04:01.040 --> 01:04:02.216 Yeah, sure. You're a knight. 01:04:02.240 --> 01:04:03.241 This is so good! 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:04.761 I wanna change mine. 01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:07.287 I'd be Buttcheeks von Stinkelsberg. 01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:10.680 Stinkelsberg. 01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:13.681 Yeah, those are all really silly names, 01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:15.080 but there's nothing funny about... 01:04:15.120 --> 01:04:17.851 Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein 01:04:17.920 --> 01:04:20.366 Poopypants Esquire! 01:04:21.080 --> 01:04:24.766 Sir, are you saying your full name is... 01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:28.806 Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire? 01:04:28.880 --> 01:04:29.881 Uh-huh. 01:04:32.960 --> 01:04:34.405 Stop it! Stop laughing! 01:04:34.560 --> 01:04:36.369 Come on! Listen, your problem 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:38.090 isn't that people laugh at you. 01:04:38.240 --> 01:04:40.607 Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself. 01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:43.286 Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem? 01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:45.608 Well, your problem is this... 01:04:53.480 --> 01:04:54.641 No! 01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:58.326 Oh, I hope you enjoyed your years 01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:00.482 of laughter and merriment... 01:05:00.640 --> 01:05:04.281 because they're about to come to an end. 01:05:08.160 --> 01:05:11.004 Do you find anything funny about me now? 01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:14.246 You mean, other than your name? 01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:17.962 Yes! Other than that! 01:05:19.160 --> 01:05:21.128 And your hair'? 01:05:21.200 --> 01:05:22.201 What? 01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:23.850 My hair's cool, I thought. 01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:25.684 Are you kidding me? 01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:28.650 That's almost as funny as my hair back in kindygarten! 01:05:28.800 --> 01:05:30.370 Remember that afro? 01:05:31.600 --> 01:05:33.602 No! No, this can't be happening! 01:05:33.680 --> 01:05:35.682 Computer, activate brain scan. 01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:41.125 Let's see. The frontal lobes look big and healthy. 01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:43.044 The Hahaguffawchuckleamalus 01:05:43.120 --> 01:05:45.851 looks all shrimpy, so, what gives? 01:05:48.520 --> 01:05:49.521 It can't be! 01:05:49.680 --> 01:05:51.808 Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses, 01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:53.370 they're enormous! 01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:55.006 I need more power. 01:05:58.720 --> 01:06:00.961 Anything strike you as funny now? 01:06:01.120 --> 01:06:04.567 I'm sure we can think of something! 01:06:04.720 --> 01:06:08.042 George, I can't smile anymore. 01:06:08.200 --> 01:06:09.850 No! Harold! 01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:16.963 One down, undone to go. 01:06:17.960 --> 01:06:19.166 Harold. 01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:27.041 Harold. Harold, can you hear me? 01:06:27.480 --> 01:06:29.084 Harold! 01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:31.570 George! George, is that you? 01:06:31.720 --> 01:06:32.721 Right here, buddy. 01:06:33.360 --> 01:06:35.169 What's happening? We're shrinking! 01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:36.736 Now, if we don't laugh at something soon, 01:06:36.760 --> 01:06:37.921 we may never laugh again. 01:06:38.080 --> 01:06:40.208 Oh, no! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? 01:06:40.360 --> 01:06:42.408 Well, we have to think of something funny, okay? 01:06:42.600 --> 01:06:44.523 Okay, yeah, sure. Something funny. 01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:46.921 Anything? 01:06:47.000 --> 01:06:48.331 No, I got nothing. Me neither. 01:06:48.520 --> 01:06:49.640 More shrinkage! 01:06:50.160 --> 01:06:52.606 Okay, okay. What did we use to find funny? 01:06:52.760 --> 01:06:54.888 Mostly potty humor. Poop, vomit, that kind of thing. 01:06:55.040 --> 01:06:58.886 Really? Ugh. That is, like, the lowest form of comedy. 01:06:59.040 --> 01:07:01.850 Don't you say that, Harold! Don't you leave me! 01:07:02.720 --> 01:07:04.176 Attention everyone! 01:07:04.200 --> 01:07:07.124 Poopypants here with a little update on the Poopageddon. 01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:10.602 Due to the success of my plan thus far... 01:07:10.760 --> 01:07:12.603 We decided to wipe out laughter 01:07:12.680 --> 01:07:14.444 on the entire planet. 01:07:14.600 --> 01:07:16.364 After that, you know, I'll probably 01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:17.520 move on to other planets... 01:07:17.600 --> 01:07:18.601 Jupiter, Mars... 01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:20.529 can't forget Uranus! 01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:23.124 Wait. Did he just say... 01:07:24.120 --> 01:07:26.122 Your anus. 01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:27.281 I know! 01:07:35.560 --> 01:07:36.561 Uranus! 01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.450 Yeah, and once I'm through with the gas giants... 01:07:40.600 --> 01:07:42.568 I figure I'll go after the other galaxies... 01:07:42.720 --> 01:07:43.767 What? 01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:47.570 It feels so good to laugh! 01:07:50.600 --> 01:07:54.844 No, stop it! Stop laughing! You're ruining everything! 01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:57.571 Yikes! Extra credit or survival? 01:07:57.760 --> 01:07:59.171 Extra credit or survival? 01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:01.163 I choose survival! 01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:13.841 Uh-oh! 01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:32.841 Oh, yeah! 01:08:33.880 --> 01:08:34.881 Wow! 01:08:39.320 --> 01:08:41.163 No, how could this be happening? 01:08:41.320 --> 01:08:42.367 Never underestimate 01:08:42.440 --> 01:08:44.522 the power of laughter, Poopypants! 01:08:44.720 --> 01:08:46.802 Oh, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:47.881 Oh! 01:08:49.720 --> 01:08:51.165 Ah! Whoa! 01:09:04.480 --> 01:09:06.562 Harold! Harold, we did it! 01:09:07.400 --> 01:09:08.401 Harold? 01:09:08.680 --> 01:09:09.966 I think I bruised a rib. 01:09:10.160 --> 01:09:12.003 Because I've never laughed so hard in my life! 01:09:16.120 --> 01:09:19.010 Oh, we'll see who's laughing once I shrink you down... 01:09:19.160 --> 01:09:21.208 where you will live in my pocket forever... 01:09:21.360 --> 01:09:23.601 amongst my cherry-flavored lip balm... 01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:25.723 my butterscotch-flavored lip balm... 01:09:25.800 --> 01:09:26.801 Oh, neato! 01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:28.723 My mint-flavored lip balm... 01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:32.043 my extra-moisturized SPF lip balm... 01:09:32.200 --> 01:09:34.931 and all of my lip balms! 01:09:37.800 --> 01:09:39.564 Why does one person have so much lip balm? 01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:40.721 Help! Help! 01:09:40.840 --> 01:09:42.683 Please, anyone! Help! 01:09:43.040 --> 01:09:44.451 Help! 01:09:52.720 --> 01:09:54.643 Ooh, I hope you can find tiny enough pens... 01:09:54.800 --> 01:09:56.882 to make your small, little comic books with... 01:09:57.040 --> 01:09:59.042 'cause you're about to get smallified! 01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:10.888 Tra-la-laa! 01:10:11.040 --> 01:10:12.644 I feel... 01:10:13.520 --> 01:10:14.681 awesome! 01:10:14.840 --> 01:10:15.887 No way! 01:10:15.960 --> 01:10:17.450 He has real superpowers! 01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:20.484 Oh, that is an obvious twist that I did not see coming... 01:10:20.640 --> 01:10:22.608 despite my many years of comic book studies! 01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:25.445 I have come to save the day! 01:10:25.600 --> 01:10:26.761 Yay! 01:10:26.920 --> 01:10:28.331 Yeah, and I've come to ruin it! 01:10:28.480 --> 01:10:29.760 So back off, buddy! 01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:33.521 Ha-ha! 01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:35.011 Ew, that's gross! 01:10:35.160 --> 01:10:36.730 Oh, there's more where that came from. 01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:39.491 Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday! Thursday! 01:10:40.000 --> 01:10:41.365 Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants! 01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:44.410 I am so glad that we gave him that superpower! 01:10:46.800 --> 01:10:48.040 My Sizerator! 01:10:48.360 --> 01:10:50.931 Well, it's mine now! 01:10:51.240 --> 01:10:53.163 Alas! 01:10:53.320 --> 01:10:57.484 The final failure for Professor Poopypants. 01:10:57.720 --> 01:10:59.165 Hmm. What does this button do? 01:11:01.280 --> 01:11:03.248 Oh... 01:11:03.360 --> 01:11:05.408 Well, hello down there! 01:11:05.560 --> 01:11:06.561 No! 01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:07.840 Must be holding it backwards. 01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:10.091 Yup. That was it. 01:11:10.280 --> 01:11:12.089 Wow. He is super dumb. 01:11:13.640 --> 01:11:14.846 I can't reach. 01:11:15.040 --> 01:11:17.407 Time to take you down once and for all, Poopypants! 01:11:17.560 --> 01:11:19.210 Buzz off! 01:11:22.120 --> 01:11:23.246 Captain Underpants! 01:11:23.400 --> 01:11:25.080 Fly over here so we can make you big again! 01:11:25.240 --> 01:11:26.321 Crackerjack idea. 01:11:28.200 --> 01:11:29.201 George, just don't... 01:11:29.320 --> 01:11:31.402 No! 01:11:31.480 --> 01:11:32.600 Ha-ha! 01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:35.928 Give him a big hand for that one, everybody! 01:11:36.400 --> 01:11:37.606 Get him. 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:41.767 Whoops. 01:11:42.240 --> 01:11:44.049 Look what I've got. 01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:46.006 A tiny school 01:11:46.080 --> 01:11:47.640 filled with tiny children... 01:11:48.360 --> 01:11:50.567 and their tiny teachers whose tiny salaries... 01:11:50.720 --> 01:11:52.768 reflect their size and also... 01:11:52.920 --> 01:11:55.730 the value society puts on education. 01:11:56.360 --> 01:11:57.600 I'll take that! 01:11:57.760 --> 01:11:59.603 Oh! Then I'll take that! 01:11:59.720 --> 01:12:01.131 Ow! Did you just slap me? 01:12:01.280 --> 01:12:03.044 Yes, I did. And you deserved it. 01:12:03.200 --> 01:12:05.851 No, I didn't! Your hand is huge! That hurt a lot! 01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:07.161 Give it back, it's mine! 01:12:07.320 --> 01:12:08.401 No! Hands off! 01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:10.244 No fair! No backsies! Give it to me! 01:12:10.400 --> 01:12:11.686 Would you just give me that? 01:12:11.880 --> 01:12:13.370 Now look what you've done! 01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:14.521 Give it! 01:12:23.880 --> 01:12:25.450 George! 01:12:32.080 --> 01:12:33.081 Gotcha! 01:12:34.800 --> 01:12:36.404 Yeah, that's more like it! 01:12:37.960 --> 01:12:39.166 Nice work, sidekicks! 01:12:39.240 --> 01:12:40.969 I'll just put this back down right here. 01:12:41.120 --> 01:12:42.400 No, no, no! Captain Underpants... 01:12:43.560 --> 01:12:45.403 There we go. Back to normal... 01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:46.971 like it never happened. 01:12:48.400 --> 01:12:50.289 Oh, no, where'd he go? 01:12:50.440 --> 01:12:52.010 You'll never catch me! 01:12:52.160 --> 01:12:54.322 You can't stop Professor Poopypants! 01:12:54.920 --> 01:12:56.365 Get back here! I can't reach! 01:12:56.520 --> 01:12:57.920 Get him, Captain Underpants! 01:12:57.960 --> 01:12:59.962 A bee! Get away from me! 01:13:00.120 --> 01:13:02.248 I'm free! 01:13:05.080 --> 01:13:06.640 What? What the... Why would you do that? 01:13:06.760 --> 01:13:08.524 You just let the bad guy get away! 01:13:08.680 --> 01:13:11.889 Come on, guys. Pretty sure the bee wasn't the bad guy. 01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:18.291 What the heck happened here? 01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:20.560 You're welcome, peace keeper! 01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.170 Would you keep it down? 01:13:31.200 --> 01:13:34.921 Did not see that coming! Take that, Doctor Diaper! 01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:40.125 I can't believe we made him. 01:13:40.280 --> 01:13:42.362 And he's even dumber in real life. 01:13:43.040 --> 01:13:45.441 Oh! Look! Little dolphins! 01:13:49.640 --> 01:13:51.449 We have to get rid of him, don't we? 01:13:51.600 --> 01:13:53.011 I think we do. 01:13:53.160 --> 01:13:54.491 I mean, he's a way bigger problem 01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:55.891 than Mr. Krupp ever was. 01:13:59.200 --> 01:14:01.043 But, you know, George... 01:14:01.200 --> 01:14:03.521 bringing back Krupp permanently... 01:14:04.320 --> 01:14:06.800 we'll never be in the same class again. 01:14:07.000 --> 01:14:08.161 Yeah, I know. 01:14:09.080 --> 01:14:11.560 But just 'cause we're in separate classes, 01:14:11.640 --> 01:14:13.244 doesn't mean we can't be friends... 01:14:14.080 --> 01:14:17.766 Well, yeah. I mean, we'll always be friends. Right? 01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:20.366 Yeah. Hey, in fact, you know what? 01:14:20.560 --> 01:14:21.607 Let's do a blood oath. 01:14:21.760 --> 01:14:24.016 But minus the blood. I don't wanna see the blood. No blood. 01:14:24.040 --> 01:14:25.087 Pinky swear? 01:14:25.240 --> 01:14:26.241 No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm. 01:14:26.600 --> 01:14:28.329 Oh, got it! 01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:30.085 Oh, no. What? No! 01:14:30.240 --> 01:14:31.526 That's not sanitary. 01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:33.489 Can't we just do a verbal declaration 01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:34.766 of friendship or something? 01:14:35.040 --> 01:14:36.405 Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow. 01:14:36.480 --> 01:14:39.131 I haven't really prepared anything, but... 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.130 I, Harold... 01:14:42.280 --> 01:14:43.770 hereby declare George 01:14:43.840 --> 01:14:47.481 as my best friend, permanently, forever. 01:14:47.640 --> 01:14:50.644 And I, George, accept the permanent rights... 01:14:50.840 --> 01:14:52.080 that Harold has given me 01:14:52.160 --> 01:14:54.083 to be his best friend forever... 01:14:54.240 --> 01:14:56.720 and the constitution of friends... 01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:57.881 America, friendship. 01:14:58.040 --> 01:14:59.256 And the United States of America. 01:14:59.280 --> 01:15:00.776 Land and the United States. Good, okay, yeah. 01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:02.080 It's done. All right, cool. Phew. 01:15:02.240 --> 01:15:03.969 What a relief. Yeah, no kidding. 01:15:04.120 --> 01:15:05.480 I mean, why were we even worried... 01:15:05.520 --> 01:15:07.682 about that whole classroom thing in the first place? 01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:08.841 You know, I don't know. 01:15:09.000 --> 01:15:10.286 We were younger then. 01:15:10.480 --> 01:15:11.641 Clearly, we have grown. 01:15:11.800 --> 01:15:12.801 Clearly, we have. 01:15:13.160 --> 01:15:14.161 Chums! 01:15:14.280 --> 01:15:15.406 Thank you for chronicling 01:15:15.480 --> 01:15:17.767 my surprisingly grounded biography. 01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:20.526 The truth is a slippery thing. 01:15:20.680 --> 01:15:21.920 And you nailed it. 01:15:24.120 --> 01:15:26.361 Now it is time to fly again! 01:15:26.520 --> 01:15:28.409 Farewell, my dear sidekicks. 01:15:31.400 --> 01:15:33.129 Goodbye, Captain Underpants. 01:15:33.280 --> 01:15:34.361 Goodbye. 01:15:46.280 --> 01:15:47.691 George! Harold! 01:15:49.640 --> 01:15:51.416 What am I doing in your tree house again? 01:15:54.360 --> 01:15:55.964 You boys are in big trouble! 01:15:57.320 --> 01:15:58.765 I don't know how big yet... 01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:00.360 Why does this keep happening? 01:16:00.400 --> 01:16:02.243 Where are my clothes? Where are they? 01:16:04.880 --> 01:16:05.961 I don't get it. 01:16:06.160 --> 01:16:07.241 Why is Krupp so angry 01:16:07.320 --> 01:16:09.243 and Captain Underpants so happy? 01:16:09.400 --> 01:16:13.371 Maybe it's because Captain Underpants had us. 01:16:13.520 --> 01:16:16.046 You know, he had friends. 01:16:16.480 --> 01:16:19.563 We could fix that. 01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:22.445 Yeah, you know, we could. 01:16:23.400 --> 01:16:24.925 So that's how we came 01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:26.490 to pull the rarest prank of all... 01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:29.245 The prank... 01:16:29.720 --> 01:16:31.051 for good. 01:16:31.240 --> 01:16:32.241 Huh? 01:16:35.400 --> 01:16:37.448 "Do you want to go a date?" 01:16:38.200 --> 01:16:39.247 A date? 01:16:41.200 --> 01:16:42.406 "Love, Edith." 01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:43.766 "Principal Krupp." 01:16:43.960 --> 01:16:44.961 Oh! 01:16:45.280 --> 01:16:49.126 Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog. 01:16:50.200 --> 01:16:53.010 Edith, the lunch lady. 01:16:53.160 --> 01:16:54.491 Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp? 01:16:54.640 --> 01:16:57.564 No! What? That's none of your business! 01:16:57.920 --> 01:17:00.969 But, if you must know... 01:17:01.120 --> 01:17:03.851 yeah, I actually do. 01:17:05.400 --> 01:17:07.050 By the way, I was tidying up my office... 01:17:07.200 --> 01:17:09.441 and I believe these belong to you... 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:10.687 Our comics? 01:17:11.400 --> 01:17:13.200 Did you just pull that out of the garbage can? 01:17:13.280 --> 01:17:14.850 Well, I read them... 01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:16.016 and considering they're completely 01:17:16.040 --> 01:17:17.087 implausible, juvenile... 01:17:17.160 --> 01:17:19.208 and filled with the lowest form of wit... 01:17:19.400 --> 01:17:20.731 potty humor... 01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:22.609 they're actually pretty funny. 01:17:23.040 --> 01:17:24.405 See ya later! 01:17:27.320 --> 01:17:29.288 Well, how about that... 01:17:46.280 --> 01:17:47.964 That's a good one. 01:17:48.200 --> 01:17:50.806 You know, it feels good to do something nice for Mr. Krupp. 01:17:50.960 --> 01:17:52.803 Yeah, you know what? It does. 01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:53.976 Promise we'll never do it again. 01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:55.047 Promise. 01:17:55.120 --> 01:17:56.121 Oh, my! 01:17:56.400 --> 01:17:57.526 I've never been to 01:17:57.600 --> 01:17:59.329 such a fancy restaurant before. 01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:04.929 Well, I had to go all out for m'lady. 01:18:05.080 --> 01:18:08.163 Okay, if you say so, my man! 01:18:10.600 --> 01:18:12.807 Once again, that brings our story 01:18:12.880 --> 01:18:14.211 to its happy conclusion. 01:18:14.360 --> 01:18:16.480 I think there's some valuable life lessons in there... 01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:17.521 somewhere. 01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:18.601 What the? 01:18:18.760 --> 01:18:20.171 Eat 'em up, yum, yum! 01:18:20.320 --> 01:18:23.290 You gotta be kidding me! No! 01:18:23.520 --> 01:18:25.329 Yum, yum! Eat 'em up! 01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:26.766 Oh, no! 01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:32.085 Waiter! Check please! 01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:38.604 Principal Krupp! 01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:39.761 Oh, no! 01:18:41.080 --> 01:18:42.366 Help! 01:18:44.080 --> 01:18:45.081 Hang on, sidekicks! 01:18:45.280 --> 01:18:46.281 I don't get it! 01:18:46.400 --> 01:18:47.970 I really thought breaking that ring 01:18:48.040 --> 01:18:49.690 would get rid of his powers! 01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:53.644 Yeah, well, here we go again! 01:18:57.760 --> 01:18:59.683 Tra-la-laa! 01:19:11.640 --> 01:19:14.007 Are you worried about impending doom? 01:19:14.280 --> 01:19:16.726 Those evil villains got you filled with gloom 01:19:17.040 --> 01:19:20.044 But don? you fear, there's a hero in the sky 01:19:20.160 --> 01:19:22.049 The sky, the sky 01:19:22.840 --> 01:19:23.921 it's not a bird 01:19:24.000 --> 01:19:25.411 And it's not a plane 01:19:26.000 --> 01:19:28.526 And it's not an egg salad sandwich 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:30.842 It's the waistband warrior 01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:32.803 Hear his mighty battle cry! 01:19:32.880 --> 01:19:34.405 Tra-la-laa! 01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.045 Hey, watch out, crime! 01:19:38.360 --> 01:19:39.805 It's Wedgie-power time 01:19:39.920 --> 01:19:40.921 Na, na, na, na, na 01:19:41.040 --> 01:19:43.247 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:19:43.480 --> 01:19:45.642 Faster than a speeding waistband! 01:19:47.040 --> 01:19:48.724 He's bustin' down doors 01:19:49.880 --> 01:19:51.530 While wearing just his drawers 01:19:51.680 --> 01:19:52.680 Na, na, na, na, na 01:19:52.720 --> 01:19:54.722 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:56.723 More powerful than boxer shorts. 01:19:56.800 --> 01:19:57.801 His name is 01:19:57.880 --> 01:19:59.564 Under, Under, Underpants 01:19:59.680 --> 01:20:00.680 I'm sayin' 01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:02.484 Under, Under, Underpants 01:20:02.560 --> 01:20:04.050 Oh, yeah, by some unlikely chance 01:20:04.160 --> 01:20:06.731 Captain Underpants is his name 01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:08.888 Tra-la-laa! 01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:11.480 Snap your fingers and he'll be right there 01:20:11.560 --> 01:20:14.040 That freaky, bald dude in his underwear 01:20:14.360 --> 01:20:17.682 He'll drop those trousers and he?! Fight to save the day 01:20:17.800 --> 01:20:19.404 The day, the day 01:20:20.520 --> 01:20:23.000 Oh, there he goes in his dashing cape 01:20:23.520 --> 01:20:26.091 Here he comes in his tighty-whities 01:20:26.400 --> 01:20:28.323 All the bad guys soil themselves 01:20:28.400 --> 01:20:30.323 Every time they hear him say 01:20:30.400 --> 01:20:31.845 Tra-la-laa! 01:20:33.080 --> 01:20:34.844 Hey, who's that hunk'? 01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:37.329 Is that cation pre-shrunk'? 01:20:37.400 --> 01:20:38.401 Na, na, na, na, na 01:20:38.560 --> 01:20:40.847 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:42.763 It's time to fly again! 01:20:44.160 --> 01:20:46.003 Suspend your disbelief 01:20:47.080 --> 01:20:48.923 He'll save the world in his briefs 01:20:49.000 --> 01:20:49.922 Na, na, na, na, na 01:20:50.000 --> 01:20:52.287 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:20:52.360 --> 01:20:53.885 To the sky! 01:20:55.920 --> 01:20:57.160 Under, Under, Underpants 01:20:57.200 --> 01:20:58.201 I'm sayin' 01:20:58.280 --> 01:21:00.044 Under, Under, Underpants 01:21:00.120 --> 01:21:01.531 Check out that superhero stance 01:21:01.600 --> 01:21:03.841 Captain Underpants is his name 01:21:03.960 --> 01:21:05.769 Stand down, Poopypants! 01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:06.881 Oh... 01:21:06.960 --> 01:21:08.530 Under, Under, Underpants 01:21:08.600 --> 01:21:09.601 He's Captain 01:21:09.760 --> 01:21:11.524 Under, Under, Underpants 01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:12.965 Yeah, by some crazy circumstance 01:21:13.040 --> 01:21:15.361 Captain Underpants is his name 01:21:15.440 --> 01:21:17.647 Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa! 01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:20.121 Under, Under, Underpants 01:21:20.560 --> 01:21:23.643 Under, Under, Underpants 01:21:30.280 --> 01:21:31.281 Wait. 01:21:31.440 --> 01:21:32.441 No way! 01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:34.848 She's been on hold for, like, the whole movie. 01:21:35.200 --> 01:21:36.645 Come on, come on. 01:21:37.440 --> 01:21:38.566 Hello. 01:21:38.720 --> 01:21:40.484 Thank you for holding. How can I help... 01:21:46.880 --> 01:21:49.042 No! 01:21:50.640 --> 01:21:52.768 Right from the start couldn't pull us apart 01:21:52.840 --> 01:21:53.841 It just works 01:21:55.840 --> 01:21:58.844 Nobody else ever gets me as well on this earth 01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:03.844 Like Rock and Roll My shows and tellies 01:22:03.960 --> 01:22:06.531 Mac and cheese PBs and jellies 01:22:06.640 --> 01:22:08.244 Some things are better together 01:22:08.360 --> 01:22:09.771 And that's you and me 01:22:11.280 --> 01:22:13.760 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:15.922 Man, I love you 01:22:16.600 --> 01:22:19.206 You're my brother from another 01:22:19.320 --> 01:22:21.322 Another mother 01:22:21.920 --> 01:22:24.605 You are my favorite 01:22:24.680 --> 01:22:27.286 I'm not ashamed to admit 01:22:27.360 --> 01:22:29.761 'Cause I do Dude, I do 01:22:29.880 --> 01:22:32.611 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 01:22:32.680 --> 01:22:34.808 Man, I love you 01:22:35.360 --> 01:22:36.600 You're my homie 01:22:36.720 --> 01:22:40.042 No one knows me Like you know me 01:22:40.800 --> 01:22:43.371 Like the sun and the moon 01:22:43.440 --> 01:22:45.886 All the best things come in twos 01:22:46.000 --> 01:22:49.971 What would I do without a friend like you? 01:22:50.040 --> 01:22:51.485 What, what, what, what 01:22:51.560 --> 01:22:53.324 What would I do'! What would I do? 01:22:53.400 --> 01:22:55.243 Without a friend like you 01:22:55.360 --> 01:22:56.805 What, what, what, what 01:22:56.880 --> 01:22:58.803 What would I do? What would I do? 01:22:58.880 --> 01:23:00.245 Without a friend like you 01:23:00.320 --> 01:23:03.403 Laugh tilt we cry when we're passing the time away 01:23:05.680 --> 01:23:09.002 Even our fights always end with a smile on our face 01:23:10.640 --> 01:23:13.564 Like black and white keys on a Wurli 01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:16.411 Sounds just right and work in harmony 01:23:16.520 --> 01:23:18.010 Some things are better together 01:23:18.080 --> 01:23:19.491 And that's you and me 01:23:21.080 --> 01:23:23.686 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 01:23:23.760 --> 01:23:25.762 Man, I love you 01:23:26.360 --> 01:23:29.011 You're my brother from another 01:23:29.080 --> 01:23:31.208 Another mother 01:23:31.760 --> 01:23:34.445 You are my favorite 01:23:34.520 --> 01:23:37.091 I'm not ashamed to admit 01:23:37.240 --> 01:23:39.766 'Cause I do Dude, I do 01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:42.446 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 01:23:42.560 --> 01:23:44.528 Man, I love you 01:23:45.200 --> 01:23:46.440 You're my homie 01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:49.763 No one knows me like you know me 01:23:50.520 --> 01:23:53.205 Like the sun and the moon 01:23:53.280 --> 01:23:55.681 All the best things Come in twos 01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:59.441 What would I do without a friend like you? 01:23:59.560 --> 01:24:01.050 What, what, what, what 01:24:01.120 --> 01:24:03.202 What would I do'! What would I do? 01:24:03.280 --> 01:24:05.044 Without a friend like you 01:24:05.120 --> 01:24:06.451 What, what, what, what 01:24:06.600 --> 01:24:08.648 What would I do'! What would I do? 01:24:08.720 --> 01:24:11.803 Without a friend like you 01:24:14.040 --> 01:24:15.963 Without a friend like you 01:24:16.040 --> 01:24:18.771 With... With... Without a friend like you 01:24:19.800 --> 01:24:22.167 What would I do'? 01:24:24.720 --> 01:24:26.643 Without a friend like you 01:24:29.440 --> 01:24:32.569 With... With... Without a friend like you 01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:36.245 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 01:24:36.320 --> 01:24:38.322 Man, I love you 01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:40.246 You're my homie 01:24:40.320 --> 01:24:43.483 No one knows me Like you know me 01:24:44.240 --> 01:24:46.925 You are my favorite 01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:49.606 I'm not ashamed to admit 01:24:49.680 --> 01:24:52.206 'Cause I do Dude, I do 01:24:52.280 --> 01:24:54.931 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:57.002 Man, I love you 01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:00.001 Got my back 1 got your back 01:25:00.080 --> 01:25:02.970 Like chiropractors 01:25:03.040 --> 01:25:05.725 Like the sun and the moon 01:25:05.800 --> 01:25:08.167 All the best things come in twos 01:25:08.240 --> 01:25:12.086 What would I do without a friend like you? 01:25:12.160 --> 01:25:13.446 What, what, what, what 01:25:13.520 --> 01:25:15.727 What would I do'! What would I do? 01:25:15.800 --> 01:25:17.609 Without a friend like you 01:25:17.680 --> 01:25:18.841 What, what, what, what 01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:21.082 What would I do? What would I do? 01:25:21.160 --> 01:25:23.288 Without a friend like you 01:25:23.480 --> 01:25:24.481 Give me a beat. 01:25:25.760 --> 01:25:26.966 Saturday, Saturday... 01:25:28.160 --> 01:25:30.367 I love Saturday 01:25:31.240 --> 01:25:34.483 Where everything is possible 01:25:34.680 --> 01:25:36.967 Nothing stands in our way 01:25:38.440 --> 01:25:41.046 Don't have to be responsible 01:25:41.280 --> 01:25:44.011 Everywhere we go 01:25:44.520 --> 01:25:47.171 Nobody says, "No” 01:25:47.240 --> 01:25:50.369 Yeah, finally we're free 01:25:51.040 --> 01:25:53.805 We got nowhere we need to be 01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:56.651 On Saturday, Saturday 01:25:57.480 --> 01:26:00.848 The sun has shined on us, hey, hey, hey, hey 01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:03.287 I think it's time for a break 01:26:04.080 --> 01:26:07.368 We'll get away Get away, eh, eh, eh... 01:26:07.440 --> 01:26:10.762 We can go coloring the world together 01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:13.804 We can make a story that'll last forever 01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:17.282 On Saturday, Saturday, eh, eh, eh 01:26:17.400 --> 01:26:19.084 Hey... 01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:23.122 The perfect day 01:26:26.080 --> 01:26:28.890 The perfect day 01:26:32.760 --> 01:26:33.761 Saturday 01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:36.366 There's one day every week 01:26:37.240 --> 01:26:40.130 No alarms gonna wake me up 01:26:40.400 --> 01:26:42.801 Stay in bed and sleep 01:26:43.560 --> 01:26:46.803 Or maybe watch TV too much 01:26:47.080 --> 01:26:50.243 Lazing all day long 01:26:50.320 --> 01:26:53.210 No one says it's wrong 01:26:53.280 --> 01:26:56.011 No, finally we're free 01:26:56.760 --> 01:26:59.650 We got nowhere we need to be 01:26:59.840 --> 01:27:02.571 On Saturday, Saturday 01:27:03.320 --> 01:27:06.563 The sun has shined on us, hey, hey, hey, hey 01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:09.086 I think it's time for a break 01:27:09.920 --> 01:27:13.322 We'll get away Get away, eh, eh, eh 01:27:13.440 --> 01:27:16.523 We can go coloring the world together 01:27:16.680 --> 01:27:19.524 We can make a story that'll last forever 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:23.087 On Saturday, Saturday, eh, eh, eh 01:27:23.160 --> 01:27:25.049 Hey... 01:27:25.600 --> 01:27:28.604 The perfect day 01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:33.650 On Saturday 01:27:40.120 --> 01:27:43.249 Take your bag and leave your house 01:27:43.360 --> 01:27:45.283 Don't need no TV to be entertained 01:27:45.360 --> 01:27:46.566 We are the show 01:27:46.640 --> 01:27:49.689 Come now and play it subtle Bring back all that we know 01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:53.368 Our songs the only thing that's playing on the radio 01:27:55.800 --> 01:27:59.327 On Saturday, Saturday 01:27:59.520 --> 01:28:02.569 The sun has shined on us, hey, hey, hey, hey 01:28:02.800 --> 01:28:05.007 I think it's time for a break 01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:08.287 We'll get away, get away 01:28:08.360 --> 01:28:11.569 The perfect day 01:28:14.880 --> 01:28:18.327 The perfect day 01:28:19.720 --> 01:28:21.882 We got nowhere we need to be 01:28:22.120 --> 01:28:24.930 On Saturday, Saturday 01:28:24.999 --> 01:28:38.930 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.