WEBVTT 00:02:27.876 --> 00:02:38.876 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:41.200 --> 00:02:43.400 # Don't ask me # 00:02:44.900 --> 00:02:47.000 # What you know is true # 00:02:48.300 --> 00:02:50.900 # Don't have to tell you # 00:02:52.600 --> 00:02:55.400 # I love your precious heart # 00:02:56.500 --> 00:02:58.500 # I # 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:01.800 # I was standing # 00:03:03.500 --> 00:03:05.600 # You were there # 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:09.200 # Two worlds collided # 00:03:10.300 --> 00:03:14.300 # And they could never tear us apart # 00:03:25.900 --> 00:03:27.900 # We could live # 00:03:29.600 --> 00:03:31.600 # For a thousand years # 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:34.800 # But if I hurt you # 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:40.200 # I'd make wine from your tears # 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:43.200 # I told you # 00:03:44.600 --> 00:03:46.700 # That we could fly # 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:50.600 # 'Cause we all have wings # 00:03:52.200 --> 00:03:55.900 # But some of us don't know why # 00:03:56.100 --> 00:03:58.000 # I # 00:03:59.100 --> 00:04:01.700 # I was standing # 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:05.300 # You were there # 00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:08.200 # Two worlds collided # 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:12.700 # And they could never # 00:04:12.900 --> 00:04:15.800 # Ever tear us apart # 00:04:21.817 --> 00:04:24.153 I'm voting for Dukakis. 00:04:29.283 --> 00:04:31.118 Well... 00:04:32.640 --> 00:04:35.935 Maybe when you have children of your own, who need braces... 00:04:36.770 --> 00:04:39.715 and you can't afford them because half of your husband's paycheck 00:04:39.820 --> 00:04:43.026 goes to the federal government, you'll... regret that. 00:04:43.130 --> 00:04:45.507 My husband's paycheck? 00:04:47.009 --> 00:04:50.491 Anyway, I'm not gonna squeeze one out till I'm like 30. 00:04:50.637 --> 00:04:52.852 Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? 00:04:52.957 --> 00:04:55.454 Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children. 00:04:55.559 --> 00:04:56.955 That's really funny. 00:04:57.060 --> 00:04:59.687 No, I think a year of partying's enough. 00:04:59.792 --> 00:05:03.275 -She'll be going to Harvard next fall. -Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet. 00:05:03.588 --> 00:05:06.240 Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country 00:05:06.346 --> 00:05:08.760 ... till you're ready to squeeze one out? -Yeah, I do. 00:05:09.698 --> 00:05:12.701 -When can I squeeze one out? -Not until 8th grade. 00:05:14.536 --> 00:05:16.726 Excuse me. 00:05:16.934 --> 00:05:19.124 Donnie, you're such a dick. 00:05:19.645 --> 00:05:21.357 Whoa, Elizabeth! 00:05:21.463 --> 00:05:23.210 A little hostile there. 00:05:23.941 --> 00:05:25.255 Maybe you should be the one in therapy, 00:05:25.359 --> 00:05:27.241 then Mom and Dad can pay someone 200 dollars 00:05:27.266 --> 00:05:29.021 an hour to listen to all your thoughts... 00:05:29.207 --> 00:05:31.262 so we don't have to. 00:05:31.636 --> 00:05:35.473 Okay. You wanna tell Mom and Dad why you stopped taking your medication? 00:05:35.890 --> 00:05:38.351 -You're such a fuck-ass! -What?! 00:05:38.664 --> 00:05:42.022 -Please. -Did you just call me a fuck-ass? 00:05:42.272 --> 00:05:43.845 Elizabeth, that's enough. 00:05:43.951 --> 00:05:45.159 You can go suck a fuck! 00:05:45.264 --> 00:05:47.928 Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? 00:05:48.034 --> 00:05:49.508 -You want me to tell you? -Please, tell me. 00:05:49.539 --> 00:05:52.219 We will not have this at the dinner table. 00:05:52.365 --> 00:05:54.284 -Stop. -Fuck... 00:06:04.940 --> 00:06:06.900 What's a fuck-ass? 00:06:12.197 --> 00:06:16.014 Some part of the reason that I took a year off was to be with you. 00:06:19.392 --> 00:06:21.978 -What? -How did you know? 00:06:22.395 --> 00:06:26.983 -I didn't know it was such a big deal. -It is a big deal. 00:06:35.304 --> 00:06:36.826 I'm reading. Get out of my room. 00:06:41.122 --> 00:06:43.416 Where do you go at night? 00:06:44.625 --> 00:06:48.545 -Will you just get out of my room? -Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons' house? 00:06:48.650 --> 00:06:51.048 -Is that what you came here to ask me? -No. 00:06:52.654 --> 00:06:55.248 I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, Mom. 00:06:55.354 --> 00:06:59.201 What happened to my son? I don't recognize this person today. 00:06:59.265 --> 00:07:01.621 Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills. 00:07:12.132 --> 00:07:13.696 Bitch. 00:07:31.693 --> 00:07:34.091 Our son just called me a bitch. 00:07:37.699 --> 00:07:39.868 You're not a bitch. 00:07:41.119 --> 00:07:44.393 You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch. 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:25.100 I want to be a president of the United States to make sure 00:08:25.204 --> 00:08:29.282 that we never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator 00:08:29.388 --> 00:08:31.618 that we never again funnel aid to the Contras 00:08:31.643 --> 00:08:33.194 through convicted drug dealers. 00:08:33.275 --> 00:08:35.423 Values begin at the top. 00:08:35.798 --> 00:08:37.636 Dukakis... 00:08:38.889 --> 00:08:39.634 Son of a bitch. 00:08:39.635 --> 00:08:42.600 Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency and to the White House, 00:08:42.705 --> 00:08:44.422 beginning in January of 1989. 00:08:44.528 --> 00:08:46.527 -Panama is a friendly country. -Tell him, George. 00:08:46.632 --> 00:08:49.527 I went down there and talked to the president of Panama 00:08:49.633 --> 00:08:52.501 about their cleaning up their money laundering. 00:08:52.607 --> 00:08:56.006 And Mr. Noriega was there, but there was no evidence at that time. 00:08:56.110 --> 00:08:59.843 And when the evidence was there, we indicted him. 00:09:25.472 --> 00:09:27.474 Wake up. 00:10:10.246 --> 00:10:12.707 I've been watching you. 00:10:57.314 --> 00:10:59.879 Come closer. 00:11:09.492 --> 00:11:11.432 Closer. 00:11:35.122 --> 00:11:37.291 28 days... 00:11:38.584 --> 00:11:40.690 Six hours... 00:11:41.107 --> 00:11:43.714 42 minutes... 00:11:44.339 --> 00:11:46.383 12 seconds. 00:11:51.743 --> 00:11:55.767 That is when the world will end. 00:11:57.290 --> 00:11:59.438 Why? 00:13:02.897 --> 00:13:05.587 Son? Donnie Darko? 00:13:05.795 --> 00:13:09.340 Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here? 00:13:09.549 --> 00:13:11.175 -Who is it, Don? -It's Eddie Darko's kid. 00:13:11.280 --> 00:13:14.408 I'm sorry about this, Jim. He's just a neighbourhood kid. 00:13:16.118 --> 00:13:18.349 Guess he was sleep-golfing? 00:13:19.184 --> 00:13:21.060 Watch out for that drool spot! 00:13:24.918 --> 00:13:26.733 Are you all right, son? 00:13:32.488 --> 00:13:36.242 So... Let's stay off the links at night, ok? 00:13:37.118 --> 00:13:40.955 I'm... I'm sorry, Dr. Fisher. It won't happen again. 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:44.876 -Kids... -Let's golf. 00:13:59.995 --> 00:14:01.809 -No one's allowed... -This is my house. 00:14:01.913 --> 00:14:04.478 -I said... -This is my house! 00:14:31.943 --> 00:14:33.987 Wait a minute. 00:14:34.091 --> 00:14:37.428 -Here's your brother. -It fell in your room. 00:14:57.844 --> 00:15:01.952 Ms. Darko? I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA. 00:15:02.202 --> 00:15:05.504 -The what? -I'm with the FAA. 00:15:05.609 --> 00:15:08.312 If you don't mind, we'd like to speak to you and your husband privately. 00:15:08.417 --> 00:15:10.794 -In private? -Please. 00:15:29.208 --> 00:15:31.523 And here... 00:15:32.670 --> 00:15:36.688 All right, we have arranged for you to stay at a hotel. 00:15:36.793 --> 00:15:39.155 Get some sleep, and we will take care of things here. 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:39.841 Great. 00:15:39.842 --> 00:15:41.032 Thank you. 00:15:41.241 --> 00:15:43.848 Kids, come on. We're going to a hotel. 00:15:44.369 --> 00:15:47.497 They don't know where it came from. 00:16:07.621 --> 00:16:12.981 If it fell from the plane... then what happened to the plane? 00:16:13.085 --> 00:16:15.546 They don't know, Samantha. 00:16:16.797 --> 00:16:19.682 Is there any way we can make money from this? 00:16:19.892 --> 00:16:22.010 Can't we get on television if we sue the airline? 00:16:22.115 --> 00:16:24.367 Shut up, Sam. 00:16:25.097 --> 00:16:28.705 Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks. 00:16:29.998 --> 00:16:32.771 When you fall asleep tonight, 00:16:33.293 --> 00:16:36.629 -I'm gonna fart in your face. -I'm telling Mom! 00:16:37.464 --> 00:16:39.799 Samantha, don't go over there. 00:16:45.618 --> 00:16:47.661 Frankie Feedler. 00:16:50.706 --> 00:16:53.876 You remember. From high school. 00:17:02.092 --> 00:17:04.115 He died. 00:17:05.057 --> 00:17:06.931 Remember? 00:17:11.226 --> 00:17:13.374 On his way to the prom. 00:17:17.608 --> 00:17:20.360 They said he was doomed. 00:17:23.405 --> 00:17:25.344 Jesus. 00:17:28.827 --> 00:17:32.477 They could be saying the same thing about Donnie. 00:17:34.750 --> 00:17:36.793 Our Donnie. 00:17:41.381 --> 00:17:44.113 But he dodged it. 00:17:45.469 --> 00:17:48.451 He dodged his... photograph. 00:18:07.261 --> 00:18:10.181 Somebody was watching over him. 00:18:17.771 --> 00:18:22.318 Mrs. Farmer will bring you home after practice. Donnie... Bye, honey. 00:18:22.422 --> 00:18:24.820 Donnie, good luck. 00:18:25.800 --> 00:18:29.408 -Oh, my God! Ok, tell me everything. -I'm not allowed to talk about it. 00:18:29.512 --> 00:18:32.328 -Oh, my God! -Hi, Cherita. 00:18:32.432 --> 00:18:36.206 -Shut up! -Darko cheats death! Huh? 00:18:36.457 --> 00:18:38.661 You're like a celebrity, man! 00:18:38.766 --> 00:18:41.231 I've been calling you, like, a jillion times. Where have you been? 00:18:41.337 --> 00:18:44.589 -We stayed at a hotel. -My dad said he saw you at the golf course. 00:18:44.694 --> 00:18:49.303 -You sleepwalking again there, buddy? -I don't want to talk about it. 00:18:49.407 --> 00:18:52.452 And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke. 00:18:56.393 --> 00:18:58.833 What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam? 00:18:58.937 --> 00:19:03.775 -You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. -Goddamn right, I will. 00:19:03.812 --> 00:19:08.238 -So grody. -Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette? 00:19:08.342 --> 00:19:11.033 -Shut up! -"Chut up!" 00:19:11.241 --> 00:19:13.285 Go back to China, bitch! 00:19:16.267 --> 00:19:18.665 Just leave her alone. 00:19:18.874 --> 00:19:22.919 -Some good shit, huh? -It's a fucking cigarette. 00:21:56.760 --> 00:21:58.908 "There would be headlines in the papers. 00:21:59.012 --> 00:22:02.849 Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the all-in wrestling and the barrow-boys 00:22:02.953 --> 00:22:07.291 would hear with respect of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed. 00:22:08.459 --> 00:22:10.585 It was as though this plan had been with him 00:22:10.610 --> 00:22:14.072 all his life, pondered through the seasons, 00:22:14.152 --> 00:22:19.053 now, in his 15th year, crystallized with the pain of puberty". 00:22:21.826 --> 00:22:26.143 What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage? 00:22:26.247 --> 00:22:29.897 Why did the children break into Old Misery's house? 00:22:30.564 --> 00:22:33.066 -Joanie? -They wanted to rob him. 00:22:33.734 --> 00:22:36.187 Joanie, if you had actually read the short story, 00:22:36.293 --> 00:22:39.290 which at a whopping 13 pages would have kept you up all night, 00:22:39.396 --> 00:22:44.244 you would know that the children find a great deal of money in the mattress, 00:22:44.348 --> 00:22:46.434 but they burn it. 00:22:49.406 --> 00:22:54.129 Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction, 00:22:54.233 --> 00:22:56.402 you can give us your opinion. 00:22:57.132 --> 00:22:59.033 Well, they say it right when they... 00:22:59.138 --> 00:23:02.179 flood the house, and they tear it to shreds, that, like... 00:23:02.387 --> 00:23:03.664 destruction is a form of creation, 00:23:03.689 --> 00:23:06.666 so the fact that they burn the money is ironic. 00:23:07.663 --> 00:23:10.979 They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. 00:23:11.605 --> 00:23:13.482 They want to change things. 00:23:20.134 --> 00:23:21.982 May we help you? 00:23:22.397 --> 00:23:26.255 Yeah, I just registered, and they put me in the wrong English class. 00:23:26.662 --> 00:23:29.165 You look like you belong here. 00:23:29.581 --> 00:23:31.625 Um... Where do I sit? 00:23:35.462 --> 00:23:38.423 Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest. 00:23:38.631 --> 00:23:41.867 -Quiet! -Oh, my God. 00:23:41.972 --> 00:23:44.325 Let her choose. 00:24:05.220 --> 00:24:07.660 Joanie, get up. 00:24:32.935 --> 00:24:35.451 What people don't understand about this upcoming election 00:24:35.557 --> 00:24:39.923 is that Michael Dukakis does not have the financial infrastructure in place... 00:24:46.824 --> 00:24:48.372 Well... 00:24:48.581 --> 00:24:52.495 The construction guys say it'll take about a week to fix the roof. 00:24:52.705 --> 00:24:55.791 Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. 00:24:57.168 --> 00:24:59.879 -They still don't know? -Know what? 00:25:00.755 --> 00:25:03.549 -Where it came from? -Oh, no. 00:25:03.653 --> 00:25:07.052 Apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. Something about... 00:25:07.199 --> 00:25:10.556 Matching a serial number that got burned. 00:25:10.911 --> 00:25:14.060 I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it. 00:25:16.041 --> 00:25:19.461 So we're not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows? 00:25:19.607 --> 00:25:22.839 Yes. But you tell... 00:25:24.612 --> 00:25:27.373 -What's your doctor's name? -Dr. Thurman, Dad. 00:25:27.582 --> 00:25:30.743 Yes. You tell Dr. Thurman whatever you want. 00:25:31.973 --> 00:25:33.183 -Dad. -What? 00:25:33.329 --> 00:25:34.455 Dad! 00:25:39.939 --> 00:25:44.673 What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?! 00:25:57.916 --> 00:26:00.814 No mail today. Maybe tomorrow. 00:26:17.518 --> 00:26:20.146 Well, what did she say to you? 00:26:26.736 --> 00:26:30.072 -I made a new friend. -Real or imaginary? 00:26:30.323 --> 00:26:33.805 -Imaginary. -Would you like to talk about this friend? 00:26:34.681 --> 00:26:36.996 -Frank. -Frank. 00:26:37.350 --> 00:26:40.291 -What did Frank say? -He said to follow him. 00:26:40.395 --> 00:26:43.774 -Follow him? Where? -Into the future. 00:26:43.982 --> 00:26:46.276 And then what happens? 00:26:47.923 --> 00:26:50.009 And then he said... 00:26:51.114 --> 00:26:54.347 Then he said that the world was coming to an end. 00:26:54.910 --> 00:26:58.059 Do you think the world is coming to an end? 00:27:02.292 --> 00:27:03.919 No. 00:27:05.837 --> 00:27:07.672 That's stupid. 00:27:09.487 --> 00:27:14.992 For my entire life, I was a victim of my own fear. 00:27:15.305 --> 00:27:16.931 Love. 00:27:17.849 --> 00:27:21.186 I was feeding fear with food. 00:27:25.169 --> 00:27:26.775 Fear. 00:27:33.636 --> 00:27:35.679 And finally, I looked in the mirror. 00:27:36.096 --> 00:27:40.538 Not just in the mirror. I looked through the mirror. 00:27:40.997 --> 00:27:44.959 In that image, I saw my ego reflection. 00:27:48.358 --> 00:27:52.571 For two years, I thought it was normal for a 10-year-old to wet the bed. 00:27:52.925 --> 00:27:55.428 We tried everything. 00:27:58.619 --> 00:28:01.642 But the solution was there all the time. 00:28:02.310 --> 00:28:04.458 I'm not afraid anymore! 00:28:06.043 --> 00:28:10.818 All over America, people have come together to join hands. 00:28:11.340 --> 00:28:18.242 People who believe that human life is absolutely too important, 00:28:18.347 --> 00:28:23.206 too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear. 00:28:23.310 --> 00:28:27.210 Pay close attention. You could miss something. 00:28:27.314 --> 00:28:32.590 Hello. My name is Jim Cunningham. And welcome to "Controlling Fear". 00:29:35.944 --> 00:29:40.532 "... and the prince was led into a world of strange and beautiful magic". 00:29:40.741 --> 00:29:42.075 Wow. 00:29:44.098 --> 00:29:47.038 -Donnie! -"The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko. 00:29:47.143 --> 00:29:49.590 -Give it back! -"There was once a unicorn named Ariel..." 00:29:49.591 --> 00:29:51.357 Donnie... 00:29:52.794 --> 00:29:55.104 -You wrinkled it. -It's not wrinkled, Sam, just... 00:29:55.209 --> 00:29:56.589 You know, flatten it in a book or something. 00:29:56.590 --> 00:30:00.302 It's almost 7:45. The bus should've been here like 20 minutes ago. 00:30:00.406 --> 00:30:03.033 Maybe Martha Moo finally went nuts and hijacked the bus. 00:30:03.138 --> 00:30:06.829 Hey, you know, there's like this rule, at 7:45 we get to go home. 00:30:06.975 --> 00:30:08.372 There's no rule. 00:30:08.581 --> 00:30:12.981 Cherita, you should... go home. 00:30:13.190 --> 00:30:15.465 Yeah. Yeah, if you're still here when the bus comes, 00:30:15.490 --> 00:30:16.863 we're all gonna get in trouble. 00:30:16.943 --> 00:30:19.029 -Shut up! -"Chut up!" 00:30:19.133 --> 00:30:23.950 Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get molested. 00:30:25.956 --> 00:30:28.288 Oh my God. Can't believe this. 00:30:30.332 --> 00:30:32.896 My mom said that school is closed today because it's flooded. 00:30:33.001 --> 00:30:34.961 -No way! -Yeah. 00:30:35.170 --> 00:30:38.194 Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard! 00:30:44.721 --> 00:30:47.745 My God, is this ever going to stop? 00:30:47.849 --> 00:30:52.896 Eventually, yes, it will. But right now I got 12 classrooms full of water. 00:30:53.104 --> 00:30:55.502 All coming from a busted water main. 00:30:56.232 --> 00:30:58.651 -What else? -What else? 00:30:58.860 --> 00:31:01.321 Principal Cole, I'll show you what else. 00:31:04.866 --> 00:31:07.994 That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it? 00:31:08.098 --> 00:31:09.829 -Yep. -How did this happen? 00:31:10.184 --> 00:31:13.187 I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything. 00:31:13.396 --> 00:31:15.690 And the Mongrel got his head cut off. 00:31:16.774 --> 00:31:17.837 True! 00:31:24.865 --> 00:31:26.852 Beth's mom said the boys' locker room was flooded, 00:31:26.977 --> 00:31:29.060 and they found feces everywhere. 00:31:29.140 --> 00:31:31.663 -What are feces? -Baby mice. 00:31:44.176 --> 00:31:45.510 Hey. 00:31:46.949 --> 00:31:49.473 Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy? 00:31:50.411 --> 00:31:52.455 I like your boobs. 00:31:53.393 --> 00:31:54.644 Hey. 00:31:55.687 --> 00:31:56.938 Hey. 00:31:57.814 --> 00:31:59.545 School's canceled. 00:32:01.985 --> 00:32:03.820 Do you wanna walk me home? 00:32:04.863 --> 00:32:06.177 Sure. 00:32:15.603 --> 00:32:18.773 -Don't look so freaked. -I'm not. Just... 00:32:18.877 --> 00:32:20.892 You should check your backpack. These guys love to steal shit. 00:32:20.901 --> 00:32:22.381 No. Fuck 'em! 00:32:25.592 --> 00:32:29.158 -So, why'd you move here? -My parents got a divorce. 00:32:29.262 --> 00:32:32.499 My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. 00:32:32.604 --> 00:32:34.350 He has emotional problems. 00:32:34.455 --> 00:32:38.020 Oh, I have those too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have? 00:32:38.125 --> 00:32:40.899 He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. 00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:45.341 Oh. Did he go to jail? 00:32:45.862 --> 00:32:49.136 No, he fled. They still can't find him. 00:32:49.345 --> 00:32:51.996 But my mom and I had to change our names, and... 00:32:52.102 --> 00:32:54.182 I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool. 00:32:55.225 --> 00:32:59.396 I was in jail once. I mean... I accidentally burned down this house. 00:32:59.605 --> 00:33:01.595 It was abandoned, but still, I... 00:33:01.701 --> 00:33:06.131 You know, I got held back in school and I can't drive till I'm 21, you know... 00:33:06.236 --> 00:33:07.946 But I'm over all of that. 00:33:09.093 --> 00:33:11.721 I'm... painting and stuff. 00:33:12.034 --> 00:33:16.413 Writing. I want to be a writer. Maybe painter. I don't know, maybe both... 00:33:16.517 --> 00:33:19.854 I'll write a book and draw the pictures. 00:33:20.375 --> 00:33:23.775 Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things. 00:33:24.192 --> 00:33:27.251 Donnie Darko, what the hell kind of name is that? It's like... 00:33:27.356 --> 00:33:29.865 some sort of superhero or something. 00:33:30.802 --> 00:33:32.533 What makes you think I'm not? 00:33:37.267 --> 00:33:42.522 Look, I should go. For physics, Montinoff is having me write this essay. 00:33:42.627 --> 00:33:45.296 Greatest invention ever to benefit mankind. 00:33:48.153 --> 00:33:51.636 It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. Antiseptics. 00:33:51.990 --> 00:33:56.453 Like, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895. 00:33:56.557 --> 00:34:00.290 Before antiseptics there was no sanitation, especially in medicine. 00:34:00.811 --> 00:34:02.438 You mean soap? 00:34:09.111 --> 00:34:12.093 Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today. 00:34:12.198 --> 00:34:13.678 Why is that? 00:34:15.034 --> 00:34:17.599 Because you and I never would have had this conversation. 00:34:19.246 --> 00:34:20.977 You're weird. 00:34:22.124 --> 00:34:23.605 Sorry. 00:34:23.709 --> 00:34:25.753 No, that was a compliment. 00:34:29.736 --> 00:34:31.884 Well, look, uh... 00:34:34.324 --> 00:34:35.992 You want to go with me? 00:34:38.140 --> 00:34:39.740 Where do you want to go? 00:34:40.053 --> 00:34:43.595 No, I mean, like, "go" with me. Like, you know... Like... 00:34:43.805 --> 00:34:45.538 That's what we call it here. 00:34:45.748 --> 00:34:47.651 -"Going together". -Sure. 00:34:51.382 --> 00:34:53.363 Ok. Hey, where are you going? 00:34:55.783 --> 00:34:57.597 I'm going home. 00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:03.811 Stupid... 00:35:04.824 --> 00:35:06.941 "Where are you going?". 00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:17.325 I'd like to try something new this time. 00:35:19.473 --> 00:35:21.829 Have you ever been hypnotized? 00:35:23.352 --> 00:35:24.936 No. 00:35:34.091 --> 00:35:38.095 And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. Do you understand? 00:35:39.096 --> 00:35:44.644 -Yes. -So, tell me about your week. 00:35:44.748 --> 00:35:47.063 I met a girl. 00:35:49.523 --> 00:35:51.379 What is her name? 00:35:51.588 --> 00:35:53.319 Gretchen. 00:35:54.779 --> 00:35:56.822 We're going together now. 00:35:58.720 --> 00:36:01.786 Do you still think about girls a lot? 00:36:02.641 --> 00:36:04.392 Yeah. 00:36:07.604 --> 00:36:12.963 -How are things going at school? -I think about girls a lot. 00:36:13.172 --> 00:36:15.257 I asked you about school, Donnie. 00:36:15.674 --> 00:36:19.157 I think about fucking a lot during school. 00:36:20.825 --> 00:36:23.072 What else do you think about during school? 00:36:23.797 --> 00:36:25.604 "Married With Children". 00:36:26.310 --> 00:36:29.876 -You think about your family? -I just turn down the volume 00:36:29.980 --> 00:36:32.733 and think about fucking Christina Applegate. 00:36:32.837 --> 00:36:35.840 I asked you about your family, Donnie. 00:36:35.944 --> 00:36:37.404 No. 00:36:38.655 --> 00:36:42.117 I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross. 00:36:43.181 --> 00:36:45.662 I'd like to hear about your friend Frank. 00:37:02.804 --> 00:37:04.556 Sam Bylan. 00:37:14.358 --> 00:37:16.172 Cherita Chen. 00:37:35.337 --> 00:37:37.130 Donald Darko. 00:37:59.882 --> 00:38:01.675 Daye Dennis. 00:38:07.243 --> 00:38:08.953 Hey, you fuck! 00:38:10.455 --> 00:38:12.832 Did you tell 'em that I flooded the school? 00:38:14.939 --> 00:38:16.254 I didn't say shit. 00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:18.754 Yeah, well, that's not what I heard. They think I did it. 00:38:18.859 --> 00:38:22.175 Yeah, well, if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about, right? 00:38:23.364 --> 00:38:25.783 Fuck you! You know what I think? 00:38:27.680 --> 00:38:29.369 I think you did it. 00:38:44.968 --> 00:38:48.180 Beer and pussy, that's all I need. 00:38:48.284 --> 00:38:51.871 -So we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. -Smurfette? 00:38:51.975 --> 00:38:55.895 Mm-hm. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? 00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:59.498 Like, this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys, 00:38:59.604 --> 00:39:01.256 like Smurfette does. 00:39:01.568 --> 00:39:03.737 Smurfette doesn't fuck. 00:39:05.572 --> 00:39:07.953 That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. 00:39:08.058 --> 00:39:10.055 Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? 00:39:10.160 --> 00:39:12.704 Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. 00:39:13.330 --> 00:39:16.612 -Not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. -Ok, well, you know what, then... 00:39:16.718 --> 00:39:20.315 She fucks them while Vanity watches. Ok? 00:39:20.420 --> 00:39:23.380 What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in some of the action? 00:39:23.486 --> 00:39:29.596 Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape. 00:39:31.139 --> 00:39:35.081 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. 00:39:35.117 --> 00:39:38.457 She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy, with the intention... 00:39:38.562 --> 00:39:41.423 of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness 00:39:41.529 --> 00:39:44.444 of the Smurf way of life transformed her. 00:39:44.798 --> 00:39:47.364 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... 00:39:48.476 --> 00:39:49.761 it just couldn't happen! 00:39:49.866 --> 00:39:52.431 Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... 00:39:53.025 --> 00:39:56.498 reproductive organs, under those little white pants. 00:39:58.083 --> 00:40:02.003 That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. 00:40:02.358 --> 00:40:04.332 What's the point of living... 00:40:04.855 --> 00:40:06.592 if you don't have a dick? 00:40:10.470 --> 00:40:13.911 Damn it, Donnie, why do you gotta get so smart on us? 00:40:15.204 --> 00:40:16.454 Grandma Death. 00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:19.875 Excuse me! Excuse me! 00:40:21.126 --> 00:40:23.013 Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow. 00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:25.818 If this happens again I am going to call Social Services. 00:40:25.923 --> 00:40:29.885 And I hate that Miss Farmer. Such a fucking bitch! 00:40:30.177 --> 00:40:31.637 Yeah. 00:40:32.992 --> 00:40:35.828 -How old is Grandma Death? -101. 00:40:37.267 --> 00:40:39.874 She does the same thing every day. 00:40:40.354 --> 00:40:45.609 Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox. 00:40:47.215 --> 00:40:48.841 Nothing ever in there. 00:40:51.573 --> 00:40:53.304 Oh, wait, wait, wait... 00:40:55.640 --> 00:41:00.248 She goes... She's going back to the box. We may still have mail. 00:41:00.353 --> 00:41:02.355 -Mail, mail, mail. Mail. -Here it is. 00:41:02.667 --> 00:41:04.273 This could be it. 00:41:05.879 --> 00:41:10.571 -Oh, no dice, Grandma. No, sorry. Sorry. -Someone ought to write that bitch. 00:41:11.343 --> 00:41:13.094 Authorities continued their search today, 00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:16.577 for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism. 00:41:16.681 --> 00:41:18.967 The private school has asked for public donations 00:41:18.992 --> 00:41:21.189 to help restore its beloved mascot, 00:41:21.269 --> 00:41:23.667 known only as the Mongrel. In other news... 00:41:30.737 --> 00:41:35.909 It's very helpful. You wanted one? So glad there's a good turnout tonight. 00:41:37.202 --> 00:41:39.600 What are you trying to accomplish here? 00:41:39.704 --> 00:41:43.854 There was urine and feces flooded in my office. 00:41:44.918 --> 00:41:46.649 Whatever fits. 00:41:48.901 --> 00:41:50.632 "Whatever fits"? 00:41:51.153 --> 00:41:53.843 In cooperation with the county police, 00:41:53.947 --> 00:41:58.369 we have begun an active investigation into the cause of the flooding. 00:41:58.515 --> 00:42:02.331 And our suspects include several of our own students. Now... 00:42:02.539 --> 00:42:07.086 I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children. 00:42:16.470 --> 00:42:20.203 Kitty, I would appreciate, if you would wait... 00:42:20.307 --> 00:42:27.397 Dr. Cole, not only am I a teacher, but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child. 00:42:27.648 --> 00:42:33.153 Therefore I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge. 00:42:36.677 --> 00:42:38.367 Don't worry. 00:42:39.962 --> 00:42:41.432 You got away with it. 00:42:41.536 --> 00:42:45.436 I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors". 00:42:45.540 --> 00:42:50.274 This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment. 00:42:50.378 --> 00:42:56.530 In this story, several children destroy an elderly man's house from inside out. 00:43:10.231 --> 00:43:12.129 How can you do that? 00:43:18.969 --> 00:43:25.976 And how do they do this? They flood the house by breaking through a water main. 00:43:27.811 --> 00:43:30.418 I can do anything that I want. 00:43:31.836 --> 00:43:33.463 And so can you. 00:43:37.112 --> 00:43:40.407 And I think that this garbage should be removed! 00:43:40.512 --> 00:43:42.159 Excuse me. 00:43:42.541 --> 00:43:45.704 What is the real issue here? The PTA doesn't ban books. 00:43:45.808 --> 00:43:48.225 The PTA is here to acknowledge 00:43:48.250 --> 00:43:51.567 that pornography is being taught in our curriculum! 00:43:51.648 --> 00:43:54.708 -It's meant to be ironic. -Excuse me. 00:43:54.813 --> 00:43:57.278 You need to go back to grad school. 00:43:57.716 --> 00:43:59.885 Why did you make me flood the school? 00:44:05.432 --> 00:44:07.205 They are in great danger. 00:44:07.455 --> 00:44:11.146 Kittie. Do you even know who Graham Greene is? 00:44:11.542 --> 00:44:14.691 I think we have all seen "Bonanza". 00:44:17.319 --> 00:44:18.991 Well, um... 00:44:19.514 --> 00:44:21.448 While we are on other topics... 00:44:21.657 --> 00:44:23.346 Where did you come from? 00:44:25.327 --> 00:44:27.913 Do you believe in time travel? 00:44:30.457 --> 00:44:32.250 Who are you talking to? 00:44:37.026 --> 00:44:39.007 I was just taking my pills, Sam. 00:44:50.122 --> 00:44:52.520 A storm is coming, Frank says. 00:44:53.250 --> 00:44:56.399 A storm that will swallow the children. 00:44:57.171 --> 00:44:59.861 And I'll deliver them from the kingdom of pain. 00:45:01.425 --> 00:45:03.744 I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps, 00:45:03.849 --> 00:45:06.596 I'll send the monsters back to the underground. 00:45:07.640 --> 00:45:10.684 I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them. 00:45:11.936 --> 00:45:13.562 Except for me. 00:45:15.314 --> 00:45:17.462 Because I am Donnie Darko. 00:45:26.742 --> 00:45:28.056 Who is Frank? 00:45:34.917 --> 00:45:37.169 A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit. 00:45:43.675 --> 00:45:49.807 In these modern times, our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile. 00:45:49.911 --> 00:45:55.208 I have had a Cunning Vision. This vision has released me. 00:45:55.312 --> 00:45:59.942 It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated, so that we can breathe again. 00:46:00.984 --> 00:46:02.924 It's time to breathe. 00:46:03.904 --> 00:46:05.968 It is time to breathe. 00:46:06.761 --> 00:46:08.909 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 00:46:10.014 --> 00:46:12.308 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 00:46:13.518 --> 00:46:18.648 So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One. Please press stop now. 00:46:26.176 --> 00:46:31.681 As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes. 00:46:31.786 --> 00:46:34.038 Fear and love. 00:46:34.184 --> 00:46:38.459 Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. 00:46:38.501 --> 00:46:41.399 And love is in the positive energy spectrum. 00:46:41.504 --> 00:46:44.215 -No, duh... -Excuse me? 00:46:44.527 --> 00:46:48.427 "No, duh" is a product of fear. 00:46:49.512 --> 00:46:50.888 Now... 00:46:51.190 --> 00:46:56.894 On each card is a character dilemma which applies to the lifeline. 00:46:59.334 --> 00:47:03.004 Please... Take this. Thank you. 00:47:03.505 --> 00:47:06.549 Please read each character dilemma aloud, 00:47:06.758 --> 00:47:11.033 and place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place. 00:47:11.575 --> 00:47:13.202 Cherita? 00:47:21.689 --> 00:47:24.546 "Juanita has an important math test today. 00:47:24.651 --> 00:47:29.384 She's known about the test for several weeks, but has not studied. 00:47:29.489 --> 00:47:32.440 In order to keep from failing her class, 00:47:32.544 --> 00:47:36.558 Juanita decides that she will cheat on the math test". 00:47:39.624 --> 00:47:41.834 Good. Good. Very good. 00:47:42.397 --> 00:47:44.024 Mr. Darko. 00:47:52.699 --> 00:47:54.743 "Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. 00:47:54.847 --> 00:47:56.874 She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's licence 00:47:56.980 --> 00:47:59.393 but keeps the money inside the wallet". 00:48:01.646 --> 00:48:03.689 I'm sorry, Miss Farmer. I don't get this. 00:48:03.940 --> 00:48:06.922 Just place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place. 00:48:07.756 --> 00:48:10.112 No. I mean, I know what to do. I just... I don't get this. 00:48:10.217 --> 00:48:11.699 You can't just lump things into two categories. 00:48:11.724 --> 00:48:13.094 Things aren't that simple. 00:48:13.553 --> 00:48:16.723 The lifeline is divided that way. 00:48:17.349 --> 00:48:19.830 Well, life isn't that simple. I mean... 00:48:19.935 --> 00:48:23.634 Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money. 00:48:23.739 --> 00:48:25.565 It has nothing to do with either fear or love. 00:48:25.669 --> 00:48:28.547 Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. 00:48:28.652 --> 00:48:31.550 Ok. But you're not listening to me. 00:48:31.759 --> 00:48:34.845 There are other things to need to be taken into account here, like, 00:48:34.950 --> 00:48:38.348 the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just... 00:48:38.453 --> 00:48:41.726 lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else! 00:48:41.831 --> 00:48:45.710 If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day. 00:48:50.778 --> 00:48:54.302 Donald, let me preface this by saying 00:48:54.406 --> 00:48:57.368 that your Iowa Test scores are... 00:48:58.723 --> 00:49:00.537 intimidating. 00:49:02.393 --> 00:49:03.916 So... 00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:09.651 Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer? 00:49:11.819 --> 00:49:13.529 I'll tell you what he said. 00:49:13.863 --> 00:49:18.430 He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! 00:49:34.967 --> 00:49:39.889 Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values... 00:49:43.476 --> 00:49:44.811 Kitty... 00:49:45.895 --> 00:49:47.626 Excuse us, please. 00:49:52.109 --> 00:49:56.218 They've suspended him from after-school activities for next six months. 00:49:58.824 --> 00:50:02.912 Ever since this jet engine fiasco, I honestly don't know what's gotten into... 00:50:03.120 --> 00:50:05.538 Rose, I'll tell you this because our daughters have been 00:50:05.644 --> 00:50:09.563 on the dance team together for two years, and I respect you as a woman, 00:50:09.669 --> 00:50:12.030 but after witnessing your son's behaviour this afternoon, 00:50:12.129 --> 00:50:14.632 I have significant doubts about your... 00:50:17.426 --> 00:50:20.064 Our paths through life must be righteous. 00:50:20.089 --> 00:50:22.914 I urge you to go home and look in the mirror 00:50:22.994 --> 00:50:27.061 and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear. 00:50:32.775 --> 00:50:37.363 Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs. Farmer? 00:50:38.510 --> 00:50:43.723 Yeah. Ok, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today. 00:50:43.827 --> 00:50:47.060 And then my parents just bought him all this new shit. 00:50:48.102 --> 00:50:51.856 Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall on my room. 00:51:10.103 --> 00:51:12.314 -Dr. Monnitoff. -Donnie. 00:51:13.795 --> 00:51:16.047 I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, but... 00:51:17.588 --> 00:51:19.277 Do you know anything about... 00:51:19.550 --> 00:51:21.094 time travel? 00:51:26.057 --> 00:51:30.374 A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, which is, 00:51:30.483 --> 00:51:34.711 theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man. 00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:42.511 So, according to Hawking, a wormhole may be able to provide a shortcut 00:51:42.615 --> 00:51:45.701 for jumping between two distant regions of space-time. 00:51:45.806 --> 00:51:48.767 So in order to travel back in time, you have to have a big spaceship, 00:51:48.871 --> 00:51:50.852 or something that can travel faster than the speed of light. 00:51:50.957 --> 00:51:51.718 Theoretically. 00:51:51.743 --> 00:51:54.025 And be able to find one of these wormholes. 00:51:54.418 --> 00:51:56.461 The basic principles of time travel are there. 00:51:56.566 --> 00:51:58.214 You got your vessel and your portal. 00:51:58.318 --> 00:52:01.446 And your vessel could be just about anything, most likely a spacecraft. 00:52:01.550 --> 00:52:04.220 -Like a DeLorean? -Metal craft of any kind. 00:52:04.324 --> 00:52:07.848 You know, I love that movie. The way they shot it. It's so... 00:52:08.370 --> 00:52:10.580 Like, futuristic, you know? 00:52:11.915 --> 00:52:15.919 Listen, um... Don't tell anybody that I gave you this. 00:52:16.023 --> 00:52:18.213 The woman who wrote this used to teach here. 00:52:18.630 --> 00:52:21.591 She was a nun, many years before that, but... 00:52:21.904 --> 00:52:24.240 And then overnight she just... 00:52:24.354 --> 00:52:26.741 She became this entirely different person. 00:52:26.846 --> 00:52:30.225 She... up and left the church, she wrote this book... 00:52:31.163 --> 00:52:32.998 She started teaching science. 00:52:33.374 --> 00:52:35.188 Right here at Middlesex. 00:52:35.730 --> 00:52:37.941 "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 00:52:39.838 --> 00:52:41.548 Roberta Sparrow? 00:52:42.403 --> 00:52:43.947 That's right. 00:52:45.071 --> 00:52:45.871 Come on... 00:52:47.533 --> 00:52:49.264 Roberta Sparrow? 00:53:08.909 --> 00:53:11.057 Roberta Sparrow. 00:53:12.558 --> 00:53:14.498 Grandma Death. 00:53:34.247 --> 00:53:36.457 It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 00:53:37.854 --> 00:53:40.150 What does philosophy have to do with do with time travel? 00:53:40.252 --> 00:53:41.712 Guess who wrote it. 00:53:42.088 --> 00:53:43.422 Who? 00:53:44.215 --> 00:53:47.760 Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book. 00:53:48.573 --> 00:53:50.679 Grandma Death wrote a book. 00:53:50.992 --> 00:53:53.078 That's a terrible nickname. 00:53:54.016 --> 00:53:56.393 We almost hit her with the car the other day. 00:53:57.645 --> 00:54:02.441 She lives up there in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded. She's... 00:54:02.545 --> 00:54:07.404 Yeah, you're right. She used to be known for her gem collection. 00:54:07.613 --> 00:54:12.910 Kids used to go up there all the time and try to steal stuff from her. 00:54:13.681 --> 00:54:15.663 She became a total recluse. 00:54:17.831 --> 00:54:21.022 I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down the other day. 00:54:25.944 --> 00:54:28.196 She was just standing there, in the middle of the road, frozen. 00:54:28.300 --> 00:54:32.784 So, I got out of the car and I walked over to see if she was ok. 00:54:33.347 --> 00:54:35.933 And she leaned over, and whispered in my ear. 00:54:36.141 --> 00:54:37.914 -What did she say? -I mean, I think Frank wants me to 00:54:38.018 --> 00:54:41.355 go talk to her, you know, because the last time I saw him... 00:54:41.563 --> 00:54:43.482 He asked me if I knew about time travel. 00:54:43.586 --> 00:54:46.985 And she wrote a book about it, so that can't be like a coincidence, right? 00:54:50.718 --> 00:54:53.179 Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you? 00:54:55.223 --> 00:54:58.330 She said that every living creature on earth dies alone. 00:55:02.855 --> 00:55:04.732 How did that make you feel? 00:55:08.945 --> 00:55:11.113 It reminded me of my dog Callie. 00:55:13.136 --> 00:55:16.807 She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the... 00:55:17.745 --> 00:55:19.226 the porch. 00:55:22.375 --> 00:55:23.876 To die. 00:55:26.796 --> 00:55:28.381 To be alone. 00:55:29.965 --> 00:55:32.239 Do you feel alone right now? 00:55:37.765 --> 00:55:39.412 I don't know... 00:55:41.790 --> 00:55:44.584 I mean, I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just... 00:55:45.731 --> 00:55:48.129 I've just never seen any proof, so I... 00:55:48.922 --> 00:55:51.257 I just don't debate it anymore, you know. It's like... 00:55:51.362 --> 00:55:54.442 I could spend my whole life debating it over and over again, 00:55:54.547 --> 00:55:57.931 weighing the pros and cons, and in the end, I still wouldn't have proof, so I just... 00:55:58.035 --> 00:56:00.600 I just don't debate it anymore. 00:56:01.851 --> 00:56:03.520 It's absurd. 00:56:06.961 --> 00:56:08.796 The search for God is absurd? 00:56:11.705 --> 00:56:13.613 It is if everyone dies alone. 00:56:15.041 --> 00:56:16.637 Does that scare you? 00:56:20.328 --> 00:56:22.101 I don't want to be alone. 00:56:35.843 --> 00:56:38.137 And so his tapes have made me realise 00:56:38.242 --> 00:56:43.455 that for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear. 00:56:44.164 --> 00:56:45.436 Fear. 00:56:46.375 --> 00:56:49.023 Rose, you have got to meet this Jim Cunningham. 00:56:50.587 --> 00:56:52.527 I can't believe he is single. 00:56:53.611 --> 00:56:58.282 And it has been a disappointing night indeed for these Super Bowl champions. 00:56:58.491 --> 00:56:59.669 You're right, Dan. 00:56:59.773 --> 00:57:03.186 Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines, water dripping off his glasses, 00:57:03.291 --> 00:57:06.499 but he's gotta be thinking, "What happened? What went wrong tonight?" 00:57:07.020 --> 00:57:08.522 And here's the kick. 00:57:09.835 --> 00:57:11.566 It's no good... 00:57:12.505 --> 00:57:15.529 -Shit, we need a quarterback. -We need a miracle. 00:57:15.633 --> 00:57:18.802 -We need to go for a safety. -... so what the future holds 00:57:18.907 --> 00:57:22.765 for this Super Bowl MVP, we're just gonna have to wait and see. 00:57:32.858 --> 00:57:34.381 You guys want anything? 00:57:34.589 --> 00:57:36.591 By the way, this week on a special "Who's The Boss?", 00:57:36.695 --> 00:57:38.572 starring Tony Danza and Judith Light, 00:57:38.677 --> 00:57:42.681 Samantha borrows Tony's van and gets caught without a licence. 00:57:42.785 --> 00:57:45.600 Well, we're gonna make sure we don't miss that one, ah? 00:57:47.102 --> 00:57:48.520 Here we are again. 00:57:49.823 --> 00:57:51.335 Fourth down now... 00:57:53.024 --> 00:57:54.463 Here's the kick... 00:59:32.060 --> 00:59:35.397 Ok, let's not forget tomorrow we're meeting with our partners 00:59:35.501 --> 00:59:37.378 for the Young Inventors' Fair. 00:59:37.482 --> 00:59:39.046 What happened to your neck? 00:59:39.202 --> 00:59:39.776 What? 00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:41.386 The blood on your neck. 00:59:43.248 --> 00:59:44.885 I don't want to talk about it. So... 00:59:45.010 --> 00:59:46.866 What are we gonna invent? 00:59:51.308 --> 00:59:52.789 And what if you could go back in time 00:59:52.814 --> 00:59:55.711 and take all those hours of pain and darkness 00:59:55.792 --> 00:59:58.378 and replace them with something better? 00:59:58.482 --> 01:00:02.632 -Like images, or what? -Yeah, like a Hawaiian sunset or... 01:00:02.736 --> 01:00:05.338 or the Grand Canyon. Just things that remind you 01:00:05.363 --> 01:00:06.451 of how beautiful the world... 01:00:06.532 --> 01:00:09.180 You know, we've been going together for like two weeks. 01:00:10.306 --> 01:00:11.828 Yeah? 01:00:14.164 --> 01:00:15.853 Well, I... I... 01:00:18.231 --> 01:00:20.128 You want to kiss me? 01:00:28.387 --> 01:00:30.701 -I'm sorry, I... -Donnie, wait. I just... 01:00:30.910 --> 01:00:33.058 -Well, I like you a lot. -I just want it to be... 01:00:33.402 --> 01:00:36.707 at a time when... it... 01:00:36.874 --> 01:00:38.063 When what? 01:00:38.897 --> 01:00:40.774 When it reminds me just... 01:00:42.380 --> 01:00:44.840 When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be? 01:00:46.238 --> 01:00:47.447 Yeah. 01:00:49.115 --> 01:00:52.348 And right now there's some fat guy over there, staring at us. 01:01:21.356 --> 01:01:27.132 I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus 01:01:27.237 --> 01:01:30.552 is something that should go without consequence. 01:01:34.390 --> 01:01:36.454 I think we should buy him a moped. 01:01:39.415 --> 01:01:41.668 I think we should get a divorce. 01:01:54.243 --> 01:01:57.412 -You're not gonna tell Mom, are you? -Why would I Mom? 01:01:57.412 --> 01:02:00.019 -Because you tell Mom everything. -No, I don't. 01:02:04.211 --> 01:02:05.545 Let me see it. 01:02:06.067 --> 01:02:07.923 No, it's not finished. It's... 01:02:08.131 --> 01:02:09.862 It's ok. It's cool. 01:02:15.973 --> 01:02:17.537 That's scary. 01:02:20.873 --> 01:02:22.208 You think? 01:02:23.480 --> 01:02:27.484 Thank you for seeing us at such late notice. 01:02:27.588 --> 01:02:32.239 We've... we both felt that it was time for us to come and... and discuss... 01:02:32.343 --> 01:02:34.679 What I think is going on with your son. 01:02:34.783 --> 01:02:36.034 Yes. 01:02:39.016 --> 01:02:40.497 Well, he's... 01:02:42.457 --> 01:02:46.044 Ah... you know about his past, and he was suspended from school 01:02:46.148 --> 01:02:48.192 for insulting his gym teacher. 01:02:48.338 --> 01:02:50.277 I'm not really sure that's a good example, Rose. 01:02:50.382 --> 01:02:52.842 I think he had just cause to insult her. 01:02:52.947 --> 01:02:57.097 Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here. 01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:02.998 Donnie's aggressive behaviour, 01:03:04.562 --> 01:03:08.587 his increased detachment from reality, 01:03:08.691 --> 01:03:13.530 seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world 01:03:13.634 --> 01:03:16.095 that he perceives to be threatening. 01:03:21.892 --> 01:03:24.123 Has he ever told you about his friend Frank? 01:03:29.108 --> 01:03:30.359 Frank? 01:03:30.713 --> 01:03:33.132 Yes, the giant bunny rabbit. 01:03:34.968 --> 01:03:36.094 The what? 01:03:40.264 --> 01:03:45.311 I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit. 01:03:45.415 --> 01:03:50.108 Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination. 01:04:04.184 --> 01:04:07.917 This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics. 01:04:10.273 --> 01:04:11.608 What can we do? 01:04:11.921 --> 01:04:13.902 I would like to, um... 01:04:14.423 --> 01:04:16.509 do more hypnotherapy... 01:04:18.636 --> 01:04:20.784 and increase his medication. 01:04:27.582 --> 01:04:31.127 Whatever will help him, really, is... 01:04:31.545 --> 01:04:33.150 That's why we're here. 01:04:33.255 --> 01:04:38.260 We just would like him to experience some relief. 01:04:38.989 --> 01:04:43.202 So if you think that more medication will do that, 01:04:43.974 --> 01:04:48.082 then I think we should give it a try. 01:04:52.524 --> 01:04:54.234 Well, what is it like? 01:04:55.860 --> 01:04:57.591 It's complicated. 01:04:58.217 --> 01:04:59.510 Yeah? 01:05:00.135 --> 01:05:01.168 There's like a force, you know, 01:05:01.193 --> 01:05:03.668 in your brain, that just sends you someplace. 01:05:04.974 --> 01:05:07.413 Do you go someplace familiar? 01:05:08.248 --> 01:05:09.770 No, but I... 01:05:10.083 --> 01:05:13.628 Actually, each time I keep waking up farther and farther from my house. 01:05:14.733 --> 01:05:16.360 Scary. 01:05:28.810 --> 01:05:30.520 Donnie Darko. 01:05:34.336 --> 01:05:35.837 I know. 01:05:44.992 --> 01:05:47.599 -Good morning, you mongrels! -Good morning. 01:05:47.954 --> 01:05:51.228 Does that all the guster you can muster? I said, good morning! 01:05:51.332 --> 01:05:55.753 -Good morning! -Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better. 01:05:55.857 --> 01:05:58.047 But I can still sense some students out there 01:05:58.151 --> 01:06:01.154 who are actually afraid to say "good morning!" 01:06:01.259 --> 01:06:02.697 Good morning! 01:06:02.802 --> 01:06:05.033 Yeah, that's what I like to hear! 01:06:05.242 --> 01:06:08.766 Because entirely too many young men and women today 01:06:09.079 --> 01:06:11.957 are completely paralyzed by their fears. 01:06:12.749 --> 01:06:16.899 They surrender their bodies to the temptation and destruction 01:06:17.003 --> 01:06:20.361 of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex. 01:06:21.258 --> 01:06:24.949 Now, I'm gonna tell you a little story today. 01:06:25.053 --> 01:06:28.410 It's a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man 01:06:28.869 --> 01:06:33.561 whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear, 01:06:33.666 --> 01:06:39.077 a young man searching for love in all the wrong places. 01:06:39.870 --> 01:06:41.726 His name was Frank. 01:06:52.528 --> 01:06:55.969 -We're moving through time. -What? 01:06:58.451 --> 01:07:02.955 Hi, um... My stepsister, like, I sometimes worry that she eats too much. 01:07:03.164 --> 01:07:05.374 -Shut up, Kim! -I'm just trying to help you. 01:07:05.479 --> 01:07:07.385 Oh, sweetheart, sweetheart, please, 01:07:07.410 --> 01:07:10.216 there's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed here. 01:07:10.296 --> 01:07:16.239 Many times we eat because we're afraid to face our ego reflection. Alright? 01:07:16.698 --> 01:07:21.995 We find ourselves looking at the mirror, rather than into and through the mirror. 01:07:22.516 --> 01:07:27.521 When we do that, we can finally see the reality of how beautiful we are. 01:07:27.959 --> 01:07:31.212 -Thanks! -Sure. Come up here. Don't be afraid. 01:07:37.135 --> 01:07:40.764 Ah... How can I find out what I wanna be when I grow up? 01:07:40.868 --> 01:07:44.611 Oh! That's a hard one. Well, what I need you to do... 01:07:44.715 --> 01:07:48.604 is look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart, 01:07:48.709 --> 01:07:51.451 and find what it is in the world that makes you feel love, 01:07:51.555 --> 01:07:55.090 pure, unconditional love, and go to that. 01:07:55.195 --> 01:08:00.116 In your studies, in your athletics, in your relationships, go towards love. 01:08:00.366 --> 01:08:02.024 -Thank you. -Come on up. 01:08:02.128 --> 01:08:02.963 Ok. 01:08:06.122 --> 01:08:07.498 Next. 01:08:12.170 --> 01:08:14.224 What do I do to learn how to fight? 01:08:14.849 --> 01:08:16.883 "What do I do to learn how to fight... " 01:08:16.987 --> 01:08:20.793 Son, violence is the product of fear. 01:08:21.314 --> 01:08:23.389 Learn to truly love yourself, 01:08:23.806 --> 01:08:27.497 truly love yourself, and the world will be yours. 01:08:27.956 --> 01:08:30.083 -Ok. -Get yourself up here! 01:08:31.105 --> 01:08:32.753 All right! 01:08:36.173 --> 01:08:38.571 -Good morning. -Good morning! 01:08:39.926 --> 01:08:41.908 How much are they paying you to be here? 01:08:43.513 --> 01:08:45.369 Ah... Excuse me? 01:08:47.371 --> 01:08:48.737 What is your name, son? 01:08:49.154 --> 01:08:50.510 Gerald. 01:08:50.791 --> 01:08:53.440 Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid. 01:08:53.544 --> 01:08:55.515 Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book? 01:08:55.551 --> 01:08:57.240 Because I gotta tell you, if you are, 01:08:57.265 --> 01:08:59.397 that was some of the worst advice I ever heard. 01:08:59.863 --> 01:09:02.501 -Do you see how sad this is? -You want your sister to lose weight? 01:09:02.605 --> 01:09:04.755 Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies, 01:09:04.780 --> 01:09:07.029 and maybe go out for field hockey. 01:09:07.115 --> 01:09:10.373 You know what, no one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. 01:09:10.478 --> 01:09:14.075 You know, it takes a little while to find that out. Right, Jim? 01:09:14.377 --> 01:09:15.900 And you... 01:09:16.525 --> 01:09:17.922 Yeah, you. 01:09:18.757 --> 01:09:21.582 Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? 01:09:21.687 --> 01:09:25.023 Maybe, you should lift some weights, or... take a karate lesson, 01:09:25.127 --> 01:09:28.047 and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. 01:09:30.185 --> 01:09:32.780 Son... Do you see this? 01:09:32.885 --> 01:09:35.210 This is an anger prisoner, a textbook example. 01:09:35.315 --> 01:09:38.568 -An anger prisoner... -Do you see the fear, people? 01:09:38.714 --> 01:09:44.511 This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, 01:09:44.824 --> 01:09:48.661 but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. 01:09:48.766 --> 01:09:52.050 I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places. 01:09:52.154 --> 01:09:53.906 You're right, actually. I am pretty... 01:09:53.979 --> 01:09:56.607 I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. But I... 01:09:57.128 --> 01:10:01.153 And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. Really afraid, but I... I... 01:10:01.257 --> 01:10:03.614 I think you're the fucking Antichrist. 01:10:16.689 --> 01:10:19.504 This is amazing, you know. The man thinks he's telling the truth. 01:10:19.609 --> 01:10:22.341 And everything he says is just a fucking lie. 01:10:22.862 --> 01:10:24.447 Everything he says! 01:10:25.281 --> 01:10:28.211 Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud... 01:10:28.315 --> 01:10:29.493 Everything he does... They're just gonna... 01:10:29.598 --> 01:10:31.266 Are you ok? 01:10:35.090 --> 01:10:35.390 Yeah... 01:10:35.406 --> 01:10:37.606 Sit down. Calm down. 01:10:43.487 --> 01:10:45.322 You ever hear of Grandma Death? 01:10:46.802 --> 01:10:48.220 Who? 01:10:53.392 --> 01:10:55.509 "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 01:10:55.947 --> 01:10:57.354 What is this? 01:10:58.126 --> 01:10:59.544 She wrote it. 01:11:08.741 --> 01:11:09.992 I'm... 01:11:10.993 --> 01:11:12.953 I've been seeing stuff... 01:11:13.454 --> 01:11:15.769 Like a lot of really messed-up stuff. 01:11:16.488 --> 01:11:17.878 And there's... There're chapters in that book 01:11:17.903 --> 01:11:19.171 that describe the stuff I've been seeing, 01:11:19.251 --> 01:11:21.180 and it can't just be a coincidence. 01:11:33.745 --> 01:11:36.456 She gotta be in here, somewhere. She never leaves this house. 01:11:36.560 --> 01:11:38.385 Well, maybe she's asleep. 01:11:59.103 --> 01:12:00.917 Donnie, look. 01:12:11.073 --> 01:12:13.159 Send her a letter. 01:12:41.103 --> 01:12:45.503 Well, each vessel travels along a vector through space-time, 01:12:45.608 --> 01:12:47.318 along its center of gravity. 01:12:47.422 --> 01:12:49.007 Like a spear. 01:12:50.779 --> 01:12:54.710 -I beg your pardon? -Like a spear that comes out of your chest. 01:12:56.347 --> 01:12:57.828 Sure. Yeah. 01:12:58.037 --> 01:13:00.602 And in order for the vessel to travel through time, 01:13:00.706 --> 01:13:03.730 it's got to find a portal, or in this case a wormhole, or... 01:13:03.834 --> 01:13:05.826 Well, could these portals... 01:13:06.248 --> 01:13:09.861 Could these portals just appear... anywhere, any time? 01:13:09.965 --> 01:13:11.905 I think that's highly unlikely. 01:13:12.009 --> 01:13:14.522 No, I think what you're talking about is... 01:13:14.751 --> 01:13:15.940 an act of God. 01:13:16.044 --> 01:13:18.547 Well, if God controls time then all time is pre-decided. 01:13:20.309 --> 01:13:21.769 I'm not following you. 01:13:21.873 --> 01:13:24.636 Every living thing follows along a set path. 01:13:25.063 --> 01:13:29.328 And, if you could see your path or channel, then you could see into the future, right? 01:13:29.432 --> 01:13:32.665 Like... That's a form of time travel. 01:13:32.978 --> 01:13:35.772 Well, you're contradicting yourself, Donnie. 01:13:35.876 --> 01:13:40.621 If we were able to see our destinies manifest themselves visually, 01:13:40.725 --> 01:13:44.760 then we would be given a choice to betray our chosen destinies. 01:13:44.864 --> 01:13:50.078 And the mere fact that this choice exists would make all preformed destiny... 01:13:50.443 --> 01:13:53.623 -... come to an end. -Not if you travel within God's channel. 01:13:58.075 --> 01:14:02.277 I'm... not going to be able to continue this conversation. 01:14:04.498 --> 01:14:06.970 -Why? -I could lose my job. 01:14:09.211 --> 01:14:10.525 Ok. 01:14:18.825 --> 01:14:21.421 It gives me no pleasure to deny you of the right to read 01:14:21.526 --> 01:14:25.217 one of the great writers of the 20th century, but... 01:14:25.790 --> 01:14:30.775 Alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe, so I must obey the rules, 01:14:30.879 --> 01:14:33.037 and so will you. 01:14:33.548 --> 01:14:39.346 So, anyone seen in this school reading this book will be suspended. 01:14:39.450 --> 01:14:41.024 But not to worry. 01:14:41.129 --> 01:14:45.967 Someone has already pre-ordered a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore. 01:14:47.979 --> 01:14:51.806 In Mr. Greene's absence, we will now be reading another classic, 01:14:51.910 --> 01:14:54.413 "Watership Down" by Richard Adams. 01:14:58.573 --> 01:15:00.095 Here, Donnie. 01:15:00.929 --> 01:15:02.660 Pass these back. 01:15:04.329 --> 01:15:07.238 Maybe you and Frank can read this one together. 01:16:20.279 --> 01:16:22.521 Now you know where he lives. 01:16:24.721 --> 01:16:29.298 And they grow out of our... chest, solar plexus? 01:16:29.580 --> 01:16:32.385 Just like she described in the book, the way they moved and they smelled. 01:16:32.489 --> 01:16:35.450 It's like... like they're workers. 01:16:36.962 --> 01:16:41.602 Assigned to each one of us. They just... They're like liquid. 01:16:44.261 --> 01:16:47.848 I followed it. Into my parents' bedroom. 01:16:48.682 --> 01:16:50.361 What did you find? 01:16:55.355 --> 01:16:56.982 Nothing. 01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:03.801 So we call them IMGs. 01:17:03.906 --> 01:17:05.897 Infant Memory Generators. 01:17:06.001 --> 01:17:08.654 Yeah. So, the idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant, 01:17:08.759 --> 01:17:11.111 and they wear them at night when they sleep. 01:17:12.435 --> 01:17:17.492 But inside the glasses are these slide photographs, and each photograph is of... 01:17:17.596 --> 01:17:21.444 something peaceful or beautiful, whatever the parents want to put inside. 01:17:21.757 --> 01:17:24.655 And what effect do you think that this would have on an infant? 01:17:25.427 --> 01:17:28.305 Well... this thing is, nobody remembers their infancy. 01:17:28.409 --> 01:17:30.818 And anyone who says they do is lying, so... 01:17:30.974 --> 01:17:33.643 We think this will help develop memory earlier in life. 01:17:33.748 --> 01:17:34.707 Yeah. 01:17:34.811 --> 01:17:37.647 And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? 01:17:37.752 --> 01:17:41.245 That maybe darkness is part of their natural development? 01:17:45.092 --> 01:17:46.364 No. 01:17:49.263 --> 01:17:50.494 Yeah. 01:17:50.911 --> 01:17:55.936 What if the parents, like, put in pictures of Satan or dead people, crap like that? 01:17:56.187 --> 01:17:58.001 Is that what you'd show your kids? 01:18:00.086 --> 01:18:04.945 Well, I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom? 01:18:14.225 --> 01:18:15.643 Get out. 01:18:17.583 --> 01:18:18.959 Gretchen! 01:18:19.168 --> 01:18:23.255 Gretchen! Gretchen. I'm sorry about those guys... 01:18:51.106 --> 01:18:54.307 -Two for "Evil Dead", please. -That'll be two dollars. 01:19:42.313 --> 01:19:45.316 Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? 01:19:50.592 --> 01:19:53.303 Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? 01:20:03.167 --> 01:20:04.668 Take it off. 01:20:25.230 --> 01:20:27.775 What happened to your eye? 01:20:43.415 --> 01:20:45.146 Why do they call you Frank? 01:20:46.710 --> 01:20:48.691 It is the name of my father. 01:20:51.757 --> 01:20:53.759 And his father before me. 01:20:58.138 --> 01:20:59.598 Frank... 01:21:03.623 --> 01:21:05.354 When is this gonna stop? 01:21:06.292 --> 01:21:08.336 You should already know that. 01:21:11.589 --> 01:21:13.862 I want you to watch the movie screen. 01:21:16.031 --> 01:21:18.127 There's something I want to show you. 01:21:27.042 --> 01:21:29.085 Have you ever seen a portal? 01:21:50.294 --> 01:21:52.275 Burn it to the ground. 01:23:06.933 --> 01:23:10.415 Ok. Now, girls, I want you to concentrate. 01:23:10.519 --> 01:23:12.688 Failure is not an option. 01:23:13.210 --> 01:23:18.423 And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there... just swallow it. 01:23:18.527 --> 01:23:19.935 Ok, Mom. 01:23:20.561 --> 01:23:22.834 Hey guys, good luck out there. 01:24:02.175 --> 01:24:04.093 Now, that was really something. 01:24:04.406 --> 01:24:07.034 Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel". 01:24:07.868 --> 01:24:10.516 And now the moment we've all been waiting for is here. 01:24:10.621 --> 01:24:13.874 It is my very distinct pleasure to introduce to you... 01:24:13.978 --> 01:24:19.859 Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey, Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer and Joanie James. 01:24:19.963 --> 01:24:22.466 They are Sparkle Motion. 01:27:15.262 --> 01:27:17.233 How long was I asleep for? 01:27:18.036 --> 01:27:19.423 Whole movie. 01:28:02.559 --> 01:28:05.437 Well, look what the cat dragged in! 01:28:08.565 --> 01:28:10.306 How you doing, Donnie? 01:28:16.969 --> 01:28:22.412 Your little sister was broken-hearted that you missed her big show last night. 01:28:24.289 --> 01:28:25.499 Dad? 01:28:27.146 --> 01:28:28.564 I'm crazy. 01:28:29.836 --> 01:28:31.463 You're not crazy. 01:28:33.423 --> 01:28:35.237 I used to be crazy. 01:28:38.720 --> 01:28:40.576 But you're not crazy. 01:28:42.265 --> 01:28:46.123 -Look, you're my only son... -I know... 01:28:46.227 --> 01:28:52.505 No, now hold it. I know I'm not the best communicator, but... 01:28:55.070 --> 01:29:00.971 Whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, 01:29:01.805 --> 01:29:04.662 even if they do look at you funny, they will. 01:29:05.351 --> 01:29:07.791 But what you gotta understand, son, 01:29:08.520 --> 01:29:12.587 is that almost all of those people are full of shit. 01:29:18.238 --> 01:29:21.168 They're all part of this great big conspiracy... 01:29:21.481 --> 01:29:23.348 of bullshit. 01:29:24.599 --> 01:29:26.914 And they're scared of people like you. 01:29:29.103 --> 01:29:32.357 Because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. 01:29:35.506 --> 01:29:37.789 You know what you say to people like that? 01:29:41.803 --> 01:29:43.315 "Fuck you". 01:29:47.872 --> 01:29:51.970 The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8 o'clock last night. 01:29:52.074 --> 01:29:58.195 Now firefighters discovered what has been referred to as a kiddie porn dungeon. 01:29:58.299 --> 01:30:00.532 Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity 01:30:00.557 --> 01:30:02.400 for his books and motivational tapes, 01:30:02.480 --> 01:30:04.284 -... was arrested earlier this morning, -Oh, my God! 01:30:04.388 --> 01:30:07.610 while golfing at the Sarasota Heights Country Club. 01:30:08.517 --> 01:30:12.255 Arson has not been ruled out as part of the cause of the fire. 01:30:12.334 --> 01:30:12.952 -Oh, my God. 01:30:12.977 --> 01:30:14.829 Now a group of Cunning Vision employees... 01:30:14.909 --> 01:30:17.391 -Dad played golf with that guy. -... lead by self-proclaimed fear survivor... 01:30:17.495 --> 01:30:20.696 Linda Connie, vehemently denied of the alleged link to 01:30:20.801 --> 01:30:23.678 a child pornography publishing circuit. 01:30:23.783 --> 01:30:28.204 In a vicious statement, Connie attacked the Middlesex fire department officials, 01:30:28.412 --> 01:30:30.873 claiming a vast conspiracy. 01:30:33.250 --> 01:30:37.213 I'm sorry, Karen. This is a progressive school, 01:30:37.317 --> 01:30:41.509 but we don't feel the methods you've undertaken here are appropriate. 01:30:41.863 --> 01:30:45.033 What exactly about my methods are inappropriate? 01:30:51.602 --> 01:30:55.606 I am sorry that you have failed. 01:30:58.817 --> 01:31:01.654 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another appointment. 01:31:03.676 --> 01:31:05.741 You can finish out the week. 01:31:12.143 --> 01:31:15.271 Fuck! 01:31:37.387 --> 01:31:40.849 Good afternoon. It gives me great pleasure to announce 01:31:40.953 --> 01:31:43.612 that the Middlesex Ridge School dance team 01:31:43.716 --> 01:31:47.903 has been invited to perform on Ed McMahon's "Star Search '88" 01:31:47.928 --> 01:31:50.717 in Los Angeles, California. 01:32:16.144 --> 01:32:20.753 -I know now, a terrible thing is coming. -What do you mean? 01:32:23.234 --> 01:32:27.822 The field, the field. It's covered with blood. 01:32:28.365 --> 01:32:31.534 Blood? Don't be silly. 01:32:43.671 --> 01:32:45.809 All right, all right, Fiver. 01:32:45.913 --> 01:32:48.489 It's getting dark. I think we should get back to the burrow. 01:32:48.593 --> 01:32:52.149 Back to the burrow? It'll come there, don't think it won't. 01:32:52.618 --> 01:32:55.485 -It's all around us! -Now, stop it, Fiver. 01:32:55.934 --> 01:32:57.644 We've got to go away from here. 01:33:05.589 --> 01:33:10.073 When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, do they believe him? 01:33:10.177 --> 01:33:12.012 Why should we care? 01:33:13.722 --> 01:33:16.245 Because the rabbits are us, Donnie. 01:33:17.100 --> 01:33:19.415 Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was human? 01:33:20.187 --> 01:33:23.544 Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another? 01:33:23.649 --> 01:33:25.098 Of course. 01:33:25.619 --> 01:33:27.027 A rabbit's not like us. 01:33:27.131 --> 01:33:29.154 You know, it has no history books, no photographs, 01:33:29.258 --> 01:33:31.990 no knowledge of sorrow or regret. 01:33:32.512 --> 01:33:34.962 I mean... I'm sorry, Ms. Pomeroy. I mean, don't get me wrong, 01:33:35.066 --> 01:33:37.725 you know, I like rabbits and all, they're cute and they're horny. 01:33:37.829 --> 01:33:39.800 And if you're cute and you're horny then you're probably happy 01:33:39.904 --> 01:33:42.584 that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. 01:33:42.688 --> 01:33:46.578 You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die. 01:33:47.652 --> 01:33:51.478 But I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit... 01:33:52.111 --> 01:33:55.332 you know, who... never even feared death to begin with. 01:33:56.911 --> 01:33:57.682 You're wrong. 01:33:57.787 --> 01:34:01.926 These rabbits can talk, they're the product of the author's imagination, and... 01:34:02.030 --> 01:34:07.359 He cares for them, so we care for them, otherwise we've just missed the point. 01:34:10.445 --> 01:34:13.949 But aren't we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling? 01:34:15.638 --> 01:34:19.579 The dea ex machina? The god machine? 01:34:21.195 --> 01:34:23.333 That's what saved the rabbits. 01:34:30.361 --> 01:34:33.739 No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back. 01:34:35.407 --> 01:34:38.035 -Rose. -Kitty. 01:34:39.286 --> 01:34:41.810 Rose, I'm sure that you're aware of the horrible 01:34:41.835 --> 01:34:43.689 allegations against Jim Cunningham. 01:34:43.770 --> 01:34:46.898 I know, I saw it on TV. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon... 01:34:47.002 --> 01:34:50.214 Oh, please, please! Don't use those words! 01:34:51.256 --> 01:34:55.709 It's obviously some kind of conspiracy to destroy an innocent man. 01:34:55.907 --> 01:34:58.493 And I have taken it upon myself to spearhead 01:34:58.518 --> 01:35:00.644 the Jim Cunningham defence campaign. 01:35:02.434 --> 01:35:06.751 Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. 01:35:06.855 --> 01:35:10.442 And as you know, the girls are scheduled to leave for Los Angeles in the morning. 01:35:10.901 --> 01:35:13.254 Now, as their coach, I was the obvious choice 01:35:13.279 --> 01:35:15.325 to chaperone them on their trip, but... 01:35:15.405 --> 01:35:19.430 -But now you can't go. -Yes. 01:35:20.202 --> 01:35:24.602 Now, believe me, of all the other mothers, I would never dream of asking you. 01:35:24.706 --> 01:35:27.584 But none of the other mothers are available to go. 01:35:30.587 --> 01:35:35.592 I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York. 01:35:36.176 --> 01:35:40.127 Rose, I don't know if you realize 01:35:40.152 --> 01:35:43.707 what an opportunity this is for our daughters! 01:35:43.788 --> 01:35:45.889 This has been a dream of Samantha's 01:35:45.914 --> 01:35:49.401 and all of ours for a long time. 01:35:49.481 --> 01:35:52.630 I made her lead dancer! 01:35:53.297 --> 01:35:57.739 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! 01:36:28.061 --> 01:36:30.209 Elizabeth will be in charge. 01:36:31.189 --> 01:36:33.024 She'll drive you to therapy. 01:36:34.067 --> 01:36:38.842 And if you need anything, you promise me that you will call Dr. Thurman? 01:36:49.311 --> 01:36:51.970 How does it feel to have a wacko for a son? 01:36:58.007 --> 01:36:59.988 It feels wonderful. 01:37:32.604 --> 01:37:35.565 Here... I'm Sorry! Here you are! 01:37:36.962 --> 01:37:40.153 -You guys are gonna win. I know it. -So do I. 01:37:40.570 --> 01:37:43.021 Here's the keys to the Taurus. There's ton of food in the fridge 01:37:43.125 --> 01:37:45.221 and I left money on the kitchen table, but please do not put... 01:37:45.325 --> 01:37:47.932 Hey. Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane. 01:37:48.244 --> 01:37:51.247 Mom, I need... I'm just... 01:37:52.269 --> 01:37:54.323 There's nothing broken in my brain. 01:37:55.940 --> 01:37:58.192 -I know. -Bye, Donnie. 01:38:03.384 --> 01:38:06.659 Ok, go. Go! 01:38:29.181 --> 01:38:30.808 Hello, Donnie. 01:38:31.433 --> 01:38:36.271 It's Friday. Shouldn't you be off with your friends, scaring old people? 01:38:41.297 --> 01:38:43.028 What's going on? 01:38:43.800 --> 01:38:46.041 I don't know. That's a good question. 01:38:47.407 --> 01:38:52.245 Suffice to say I'm no longer your English teacher. They fired me. 01:38:52.809 --> 01:38:54.341 That's bullshit! 01:38:55.384 --> 01:38:57.511 You're the only good teacher here. 01:38:59.941 --> 01:39:01.463 Thank you. 01:39:03.653 --> 01:39:05.279 What's "Cellar Door"? 01:39:07.240 --> 01:39:09.711 This famous linguist once said that 01:39:10.128 --> 01:39:14.924 of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations 01:39:15.029 --> 01:39:17.500 of words in all of history, that... 01:39:17.604 --> 01:39:20.482 "Cellar Door" is the most beautiful. 01:39:23.005 --> 01:39:24.632 "Cellar Door". 01:39:56.413 --> 01:40:00.542 I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you. 01:40:02.857 --> 01:40:04.359 Shut up! 01:40:18.164 --> 01:40:21.104 -I want to talk about your past today. -No. 01:40:22.669 --> 01:40:25.859 I want to talk about you and your parents. 01:40:26.944 --> 01:40:30.781 They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas. 01:40:31.427 --> 01:40:33.805 What did you want for Christmas that year? 01:40:35.098 --> 01:40:36.985 Hungry Hungry Hippos. 01:40:39.748 --> 01:40:44.357 How did you feel, being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos? 01:40:44.920 --> 01:40:46.275 Regret. 01:40:47.099 --> 01:40:49.184 What else makes you feel regret? 01:40:51.781 --> 01:40:53.668 That I did it again. 01:40:54.836 --> 01:40:56.483 You did it again? 01:40:57.620 --> 01:41:01.770 I flooded my school and I burned down that pervert's house. 01:41:04.794 --> 01:41:07.880 I only have a few days left before they catch me. 01:41:08.130 --> 01:41:13.219 -Did Frank tell you to do these things? -I have to obey him. He saved my life. 01:41:14.887 --> 01:41:19.433 I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone. And then... 01:41:20.883 --> 01:41:23.959 And then I won't be able to figure out what this is all about. 01:41:25.314 --> 01:41:28.181 I won't be able to... know his master plan. 01:41:29.276 --> 01:41:32.029 Do you mean God's master plan? 01:41:33.301 --> 01:41:35.720 Do you now believe in God? 01:41:35.866 --> 01:41:37.983 I have the power to build a time machine. 01:41:39.620 --> 01:41:41.215 How is that possible? 01:41:44.031 --> 01:41:47.690 How is time travel possible, Donnie? 01:41:47.795 --> 01:41:49.943 Time's up, Frank said. 01:41:50.923 --> 01:41:53.884 -When is this going to happen? -Soon. 01:42:14.842 --> 01:42:16.876 What is going to happen? 01:42:20.869 --> 01:42:24.831 -Frank is gonna kill. -Who is he going to kill? 01:42:29.211 --> 01:42:31.244 Who is he going to kill, Donnie? 01:42:31.348 --> 01:42:32.391 I can see him right now! 01:42:37.552 --> 01:42:39.283 The sky's gonna open up. 01:42:46.353 --> 01:42:49.262 If the sky were to suddenly open up, 01:42:49.366 --> 01:42:52.880 there would be no law, there would be no rule. 01:42:52.984 --> 01:42:56.342 There would only be you and your memories. 01:42:56.967 --> 01:43:01.117 The choices you've made and the people you've touched. 01:43:02.118 --> 01:43:07.999 If this world were to end, there would only be you and him... 01:43:09.209 --> 01:43:10.888 and no one else. 01:43:41.074 --> 01:43:42.951 You can stop taking your medication. 01:43:43.055 --> 01:43:46.861 They're placebos. Just pills made out of water. 01:43:49.958 --> 01:43:51.344 Thank you. 01:43:52.314 --> 01:43:53.753 Donnie... 01:43:56.047 --> 01:44:00.927 An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. 01:44:01.031 --> 01:44:02.814 You're an agnostic. 01:44:03.867 --> 01:44:05.629 An agnostic is someone... 01:44:07.350 --> 01:44:11.229 who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God, 01:44:11.333 --> 01:44:16.630 but does not deny a possibility that God exists. 01:44:23.762 --> 01:44:25.545 Goodbye, Dr. Thurman. 01:44:49.058 --> 01:44:50.476 Hey. 01:44:51.519 --> 01:44:53.354 I got in. 01:44:57.608 --> 01:44:59.339 I'm going to Harvard. 01:45:01.591 --> 01:45:05.574 Hey, we should totally throw a party. I mean, Mom and Dad are gone, and... 01:45:05.991 --> 01:45:08.504 It's Halloween Carnival. We could totally get away with it. 01:45:08.609 --> 01:45:12.049 Ok. But it has to be small, alright? 01:45:44.790 --> 01:45:48.388 We got eggs, water balloons and a dozen rolls of toilet paper. 01:45:48.492 --> 01:45:50.734 I stole four beers from my dad. 01:45:51.099 --> 01:45:54.289 -Well, we got a keg. -Keg beer is for pussies. 01:46:17.124 --> 01:46:19.710 Rose, this is Lilian Thurman. 01:46:19.815 --> 01:46:25.362 It is extremely important that you call me as soon as you get this message. Thank you. 01:46:44.390 --> 01:46:45.641 Hey. 01:46:50.376 --> 01:46:51.930 You ok? 01:46:53.890 --> 01:46:55.788 Yeah. My mom's gone. 01:46:57.873 --> 01:46:59.396 You want to come in? 01:47:23.378 --> 01:47:24.994 I don't know. She... 01:47:25.327 --> 01:47:29.999 She didn't leave a note and... the house was all messed up. 01:47:31.177 --> 01:47:32.804 But you're ok. 01:47:36.140 --> 01:47:37.913 Did you call the cops? 01:47:39.060 --> 01:47:44.273 Yeah, they said I should leave the house and that I should go to a safe place. 01:47:46.567 --> 01:47:51.531 I'm just so scared. I keep thinking something awful was happening and... 01:47:53.199 --> 01:47:56.410 It's my fucking stepdad, I know it. 01:48:05.711 --> 01:48:07.953 I guess some people are just... 01:48:08.214 --> 01:48:10.560 born with tragedy in their blood. 01:48:14.512 --> 01:48:16.420 Hey, have you guys seen Frank? 01:48:16.524 --> 01:48:18.797 No, I think they said they were going on a beer run. 01:48:22.061 --> 01:48:24.011 If you're there, please pick up. 01:48:24.219 --> 01:48:25.940 Oh, well. Good news. 01:48:26.044 --> 01:48:28.015 The girls, they got three and a half stars 01:48:28.119 --> 01:48:30.402 and they get to come back for the quarter-finals. 01:48:30.507 --> 01:48:33.697 Samantha was amazing. Anyway... 01:48:34.365 --> 01:48:37.430 We're gonna take the red-eye back tonight and we are to arrive... 01:48:37.535 --> 01:48:40.120 -Mom, the plane's about to leave. -Yeah. Ok. 01:48:40.225 --> 01:48:41.796 We'll take the red-eye back tonight we should arrive 01:48:41.821 --> 01:48:43.344 around 8:30 in the morning. 01:48:45.230 --> 01:48:48.233 I hope everything's... I hope everything's all right. 01:48:48.337 --> 01:48:50.860 I love you. Bye. 01:50:53.023 --> 01:50:55.526 -Come with me. -Where are we going? 01:50:55.943 --> 01:50:58.779 -Donnie? -Look, we gotta go. 01:50:59.968 --> 01:51:03.158 -We've got to see Grandma Death. -But why? Is this about the book? 01:51:03.262 --> 01:51:04.827 -No, it's Frank. -Donnie... 01:51:04.931 --> 01:51:07.037 Time is running out! We gotta go. 01:51:53.124 --> 01:51:55.992 Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it. 01:51:58.401 --> 01:52:00.058 "Cellar door". 01:52:00.611 --> 01:52:01.967 What? 01:53:04.174 --> 01:53:05.801 Donnie! Donnie! 01:53:09.680 --> 01:53:10.973 Donnie! 01:53:12.328 --> 01:53:14.028 Why the fuck are you here? 01:53:14.132 --> 01:53:16.593 Hey! Oh, my God. 01:53:19.418 --> 01:53:20.941 -You're dead! -What do we do? 01:53:21.045 --> 01:53:23.370 -Oh, shit. -Leave them alone! 01:53:27.614 --> 01:53:30.638 Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! What did I say? 01:53:39.125 --> 01:53:40.356 There's a car! 01:53:42.170 --> 01:53:44.839 -Get the hell out of here, now! -Come on! 01:53:45.840 --> 01:53:48.009 Seth, there's a car's coming. Let's go! 01:53:48.114 --> 01:53:50.689 I have a bigger knife now. 01:53:52.555 --> 01:53:53.682 Fuck! 01:54:00.042 --> 01:54:02.044 Did you call the fucking cops? 01:54:02.878 --> 01:54:05.881 -Dea ex machina. -What did you just say? 01:54:07.341 --> 01:54:10.803 -What the fuck did you just say? -Our savior. 01:54:15.307 --> 01:54:16.517 Donnie! 01:54:47.318 --> 01:54:48.653 Frank... 01:55:14.116 --> 01:55:15.596 Is she dead? 01:55:24.313 --> 01:55:26.826 What were you guys doing in the middle of the road, huh?! 01:55:26.930 --> 01:55:28.494 What were you thinking? 01:55:35.898 --> 01:55:37.357 Go home! 01:55:38.431 --> 01:55:41.226 Go home and tell your parents that everything's gonna be ok. 01:55:42.936 --> 01:55:44.354 Go! 01:56:12.027 --> 01:56:14.478 A storm is coming. 01:56:15.708 --> 01:56:17.376 You must hurry. 01:58:51.060 --> 01:58:52.582 Going home. 02:00:59.834 --> 02:01:04.453 Dear Roberta Sparrow, I've reached the end of your book, and... 02:01:04.776 --> 02:01:07.789 there's so many things that I need to ask you. 02:01:08.738 --> 02:01:11.543 Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might telling me. 02:01:15.745 --> 02:01:20.093 Sometimes I'm afraid that... you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. 02:01:21.042 --> 02:01:26.037 I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. 02:01:26.798 --> 02:01:29.446 I hope that when the world comes to an end, 02:01:29.759 --> 02:01:31.949 I can breathe a sigh of relief 02:01:32.449 --> 02:01:36.464 because there will be so much to look forward to. 02:06:22.133 --> 02:06:25.500 Hey. What's going on? 02:06:26.303 --> 02:06:29.150 Horrible accident. My neighbour... 02:06:30.297 --> 02:06:31.694 he got killed. 02:06:32.476 --> 02:06:36.438 -What happened? -Got smooshed by a jet engine. 02:06:42.486 --> 02:06:44.154 What was his name? 02:06:44.905 --> 02:06:47.366 Donnie. Donnie Darko. 02:06:49.931 --> 02:06:52.089 I feel bad for his family. 02:06:52.913 --> 02:06:54.331 Yeah. 02:07:01.880 --> 02:07:03.653 Did you know him? 02:07:06.927 --> 02:07:08.241 No. 02:07:08.265 --> 02:07:19.265 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.