WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.000 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:39.730 --> 00:01:41.430 (MACHINE DINGS) 00:02:09.990 --> 00:02:13.060 (BOTH SPEAKING NORWEGIAN) 00:02:18.230 --> 00:02:19.760 (LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF) 00:02:23.190 --> 00:02:24.790 (BOTH LAUGHING) 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:46.460 It gives me great pleasure to welcome the director of the Institute 00:02:46.460 --> 00:02:47.860 and my old friend, 00:02:47.860 --> 00:02:49.850 Dr. Andreas Jacobsen. 00:02:49.860 --> 00:02:51.520 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 00:02:58.060 --> 00:02:59.060 Thank you. 00:03:01.820 --> 00:03:04.820 Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Pereira. 00:03:04.820 --> 00:03:08.350 Seventy-five years ago, Ms. Nellie Edvardsen, 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:10.250 overcome with guilt by the fortune 00:03:10.260 --> 00:03:11.790 her late husband's family had amassed 00:03:11.790 --> 00:03:14.950 producing mustard gas during World War I, 00:03:14.950 --> 00:03:17.090 founded our Institute 00:03:17.090 --> 00:03:18.420 so that the wonders of science 00:03:18.420 --> 00:03:21.150 could instead be used to help mankind. 00:03:21.160 --> 00:03:23.150 In the 1950s, 00:03:23.160 --> 00:03:26.890 the Institute identified overpopulation 00:03:26.890 --> 00:03:30.850 as mankind's single greatest long-term threat. 00:03:30.850 --> 00:03:32.390 The cause of all the catastrophes 00:03:32.390 --> 00:03:33.720 we are seeing today: 00:03:33.720 --> 00:03:35.920 Extreme climate and weather events, 00:03:35.920 --> 00:03:40.050 and the devastating impact on food and water security. 00:03:40.050 --> 00:03:44.120 Among the many solutions we conceived so many years ago 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:47.080 one, which seemed then so ambitious, 00:03:47.090 --> 00:03:49.250 so out of our grasp, 00:03:49.250 --> 00:03:51.380 has finally borne fruit. 00:03:51.390 --> 00:03:53.180 And today we are proud to unveil 00:03:53.190 --> 00:03:56.250 what we fervently believe to be the only practical, 00:03:56.250 --> 00:03:58.380 humane and inclusive remedy 00:03:58.390 --> 00:04:00.920 to humanity's gravest problem. 00:04:00.920 --> 00:04:03.150 My colleague, Dr. Jorgen Asbjornsen, 00:04:03.150 --> 00:04:06.280 will now present his findings. 00:04:06.290 --> 00:04:08.280 Are you ready, Doctor? 00:04:08.290 --> 00:04:09.880 JORGEN: Yes, I'm ready. 00:04:16.950 --> 00:04:18.750 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 00:04:20.620 --> 00:04:22.550 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 00:04:36.020 --> 00:04:37.380 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:04:37.380 --> 00:04:39.450 ANDREAS: Please take your seats. 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:43.680 Please sit down, ladies and gentlemen, please. 00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:45.350 Please take your seats, ladies and gentlemen. 00:04:45.350 --> 00:04:47.650 Thank you very much. Thank you. 00:04:47.650 --> 00:04:49.520 Thank you, thank you. 00:04:55.250 --> 00:04:58.520 Dr. Pereira, esteemed colleagues. 00:04:59.720 --> 00:05:02.480 Five years ago, building on the research 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:04.980 of our predecessors at the Institute, 00:05:04.980 --> 00:05:07.750 my team and I discovered a process 00:05:07.750 --> 00:05:09.710 by which all organic material 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:12.520 can be reduced at the cellular level 00:05:12.520 --> 00:05:15.010 by a ratio of approximately 00:05:15.020 --> 00:05:18.810 2,744 to 1. 00:05:18.820 --> 00:05:22.550 Such a process converts a man of 1.8 meters 00:05:22.550 --> 00:05:26.210 to just 12.9 centimeters. 00:05:26.210 --> 00:05:28.710 A wide array of flora and fauna 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:31.210 were subjected in this process, 00:05:31.210 --> 00:05:34.880 and, with the exception of some fish and shellfish, 00:05:34.880 --> 00:05:38.820 absolutely no side effects were detected. 00:05:39.350 --> 00:05:40.950 Please, lights. 00:05:44.050 --> 00:05:47.210 Once the safety of the procedure was confirmed, 00:05:47.210 --> 00:05:52.110 36 brave volunteers joined my wife Anne-Helene and me 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:56.210 as the very first humans to undergo cellular reduction. 00:05:56.210 --> 00:05:58.880 The process is short and painless, 00:05:58.880 --> 00:06:00.980 with only the mild discomfort of 00:06:00.980 --> 00:06:05.380 removal and replacement of dental and other prosthetics. 00:06:05.380 --> 00:06:08.780 The subjects are placed under light sedation 00:06:08.780 --> 00:06:13.580 and after a brief rest, fully recover within an hour or two. 00:06:14.510 --> 00:06:16.810 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:06:19.910 --> 00:06:22.810 Once completed, our little village, 00:06:22.810 --> 00:06:24.910 just 7 meters by 11 meters, 00:06:24.910 --> 00:06:28.940 was placed inside a gas-permeable enclosure 00:06:28.950 --> 00:06:31.940 designed to protect us from the hazards of 00:06:31.950 --> 00:06:35.410 weather, animals and insects. 00:06:35.410 --> 00:06:37.280 Thus we set about to live together 00:06:37.280 --> 00:06:42.680 in the world's very first self-sustaining community of the small. 00:06:44.750 --> 00:06:47.210 I hold here in my hand 00:06:47.210 --> 00:06:49.480 all of the uncompostable waste 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:52.980 produced by 36 people over four years. 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:04.040 In this afternoon's session, we will outline 00:07:04.050 --> 00:07:07.640 our proposal for a two to three hundred-year transition 00:07:07.640 --> 00:07:11.040 for the world to transform from big into small. 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:12.510 But for now, 00:07:12.510 --> 00:07:16.040 I'd like you all to meet some very special people. Come. 00:07:21.210 --> 00:07:22.310 MAN: Bravo! 00:07:24.740 --> 00:07:26.810 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 00:07:47.610 --> 00:07:51.010 And look, there is little Ronni Nestrud, 00:07:51.010 --> 00:07:53.940 the first small baby ever born, 00:07:53.940 --> 00:07:57.280 and his new little sister Ulrikke. 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:14.970 (REPORTER 1 SPEAKING KOREAN ON TV) 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:23.940 (INAUDIBLE CONVERSATIONS) 00:08:26.870 --> 00:08:30.140 (REPORTER 2 SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV) 00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:32.340 (REPORTER 3 SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE ON RADIO) 00:08:35.070 --> 00:08:37.140 (REPORTER 4 SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE ON TV) 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:40.410 (REPORTER 5 SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE ON TV) 00:08:41.740 --> 00:08:43.740 (REPORTER 6 SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE ON TV) 00:08:47.410 --> 00:08:49.740 REPORTER 7: Jorgen Asbjornsen of the Edvardsen Institute, 00:08:49.740 --> 00:08:51.700 himself now only 10 centimeters tall 00:08:51.710 --> 00:08:53.140 and weighing just 18 grams, 00:08:54.170 --> 00:08:55.300 explained the rationale behind the invention. 00:08:55.310 --> 00:08:56.200 Wow! 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:59.270 That is wild, isn't it? Just wild. 00:08:59.670 --> 00:09:00.970 Say, Holly? 00:09:00.970 --> 00:09:03.770 You can go ahead and put the takeout order in. Thanks. 00:09:03.770 --> 00:09:05.370 (REPORTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 00:09:25.370 --> 00:09:27.970 - KAY: Is that you? - Yeah. 00:09:29.370 --> 00:09:30.900 You hungry? 00:09:30.900 --> 00:09:33.470 I ate about an hour ago. 00:09:33.470 --> 00:09:35.500 I didn't know when you were coming. 00:09:35.500 --> 00:09:37.100 You knew I was bringing food. 00:09:37.100 --> 00:09:39.300 I called you and asked you specifically, and then you go and eat? 00:09:39.300 --> 00:09:41.940 Just a sesame chicken! I'm still hungry. 00:09:42.540 --> 00:09:44.730 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING) 00:09:48.400 --> 00:09:50.200 Did you see the news today? 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:53.800 - About the little Swedish man? - Norwegian. 00:09:53.800 --> 00:09:57.430 Helen called to tell me to turn on the TV. 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.200 What won't they think of next? 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:00.470 Unbelievable. 00:10:00.470 --> 00:10:03.430 - Biggest thing since landing on the moon. Bigger! - (GRUNTS) 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:04.400 I don't get it. 00:10:04.400 --> 00:10:07.730 Why would anybody want to do that to himself? 00:10:07.730 --> 00:10:10.330 They can shrink people down 00:10:10.340 --> 00:10:12.970 and fly to Mars, 00:10:12.970 --> 00:10:16.030 but they can't cure my fibromyalgia? 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:18.300 (EXHALES) 00:10:18.300 --> 00:10:21.370 And all this fuss about the environment 00:10:21.370 --> 00:10:24.400 as though the world's going to end tomorrow. 00:10:25.570 --> 00:10:27.700 I'm in pain. 00:10:27.700 --> 00:10:31.030 I can't breathe! Doesn't that matter? 00:10:31.040 --> 00:10:33.500 Lots of people are in pain, Mom, 00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:36.300 in all sorts of ways. 00:11:05.030 --> 00:11:06.800 (PAUL SPEAKING SPANISH) 00:11:07.970 --> 00:11:09.460 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 00:11:13.400 --> 00:11:14.330 ...tingling? 00:11:14.330 --> 00:11:16.060 - More like tingling. - Tingling, okay. 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:19.460 MAN: (ON TV) This downsizing thing is simply 00:11:19.460 --> 00:11:20.960 runaway-train technology 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:22.930 that's having a devastating impact 00:11:22.930 --> 00:11:24.700 on our world economy. 00:11:24.700 --> 00:11:26.200 We're losing billions of dollars 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:28.100 in consumer spending already. 00:11:28.100 --> 00:11:30.600 It's hurting us in construction, automobile, 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:31.900 housing and defense. 00:11:31.900 --> 00:11:34.030 And then, of course, when we get to politics? 00:11:34.030 --> 00:11:36.230 Israelis shrinking Palestinians, 00:11:36.230 --> 00:11:38.630 African dictators shrinking rival ethnic groups. 00:11:38.630 --> 00:11:41.960 Look, Ron, in any major transformation of society, 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:44.890 are there serious growing pains? Sure. 00:11:44.900 --> 00:11:46.730 But at current mass and volume, 00:11:46.730 --> 00:11:49.890 human life on Earth is unsustainable. 00:11:49.900 --> 00:11:52.060 You know, that one guy makes a good point. 00:11:52.060 --> 00:11:54.360 This family on my block just moved away to get small. 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:56.130 Now their house is just sitting there. 00:11:56.130 --> 00:11:59.260 Making everybody's values take a dive is what they're doing 00:11:59.260 --> 00:12:01.530 and just when I'm trying to refinance. 00:12:01.530 --> 00:12:04.390 Marlene thinks I should do it just to lose the weight. 00:12:04.400 --> 00:12:06.460 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:12:06.460 --> 00:12:08.290 TIM: You and me both, buddy. 00:12:08.300 --> 00:12:11.030 Hey, Dee, is that takeout order about ready? 00:12:13.590 --> 00:12:15.930 Hey, honey, I brought food! 00:12:15.930 --> 00:12:17.590 AUDREY: I'm not hungry. 00:12:25.500 --> 00:12:26.960 What's wrong? 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:29.230 I have a splitting headache. 00:12:29.230 --> 00:12:30.760 The store was super busy, 00:12:30.760 --> 00:12:33.760 and Carla was a total bitch on wheels. 00:12:33.760 --> 00:12:36.030 I feel like I'm going to throw up. 00:12:36.030 --> 00:12:37.960 Here, let me do the neck thing. 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:40.560 (SIGHS) Yeah, do the little neck thing. 00:12:41.660 --> 00:12:42.760 Mmm. 00:12:42.760 --> 00:12:44.430 Just relax, honey. 00:12:45.490 --> 00:12:47.230 Let me take all the weight. 00:12:48.760 --> 00:12:51.690 REALTOR: Okay, here is the beautiful formal living room 00:12:51.700 --> 00:12:54.020 with the wonderful fireplace. 00:12:54.030 --> 00:12:56.820 And come around here, and we have the 00:12:56.830 --> 00:12:59.460 nice big breakfast area for the kitchen. 00:12:59.460 --> 00:13:01.460 Big eating area. 00:13:01.460 --> 00:13:05.360 And this kitchen is just a complete wow. 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:07.220 No, it's awesome. I just think 00:13:07.230 --> 00:13:09.920 maybe we should look again at that place in Benson. 00:13:09.930 --> 00:13:11.990 Come on, let's just check out the rest. 00:13:11.990 --> 00:13:13.260 This is great in here. 00:13:13.260 --> 00:13:15.790 Double oven, six-burner gas stove. 00:13:15.790 --> 00:13:18.820 It's got this wonderful butler's pantry over here, 00:13:18.830 --> 00:13:20.560 granite counter top... 00:13:41.820 --> 00:13:43.390 (CALCULATOR WHIRS) 00:13:46.390 --> 00:13:47.960 (SIGHS) 00:13:57.860 --> 00:13:59.420 (CAR LOCK BEEPS) 00:13:59.420 --> 00:14:01.620 - Oh, hey, Sean. - Oh, hey, Paul. How you doing? 00:14:01.620 --> 00:14:02.620 Good. 00:14:04.660 --> 00:14:08.190 - PAUL: Do I look fat? - No, you look very handsome. 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:12.020 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:14:12.020 --> 00:14:13.860 PAUL: Anesthesiology, huh? 00:14:13.860 --> 00:14:16.650 My wife says I put people to sleep even without the drugs. 00:14:16.660 --> 00:14:17.520 (ALL CHUCKLE) 00:14:17.520 --> 00:14:19.320 I'm surprised you're still awake. 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:22.250 He uses that joke like twice a week. 00:14:22.260 --> 00:14:24.890 - What's your field, Paul? - Occupational therapy. 00:14:24.890 --> 00:14:27.320 - Okay. - Oh. Like career counseling? 00:14:27.320 --> 00:14:29.350 Uh, no, it's just like physical therapy, 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:32.320 but focused on workplace injuries and rehab. 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:35.320 Repetitive stress, lower back, that sort of thing. 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:37.050 A lot of shoulder problems. 00:14:37.060 --> 00:14:39.350 I'm in-house over at Omaha Steaks. 00:14:39.350 --> 00:14:41.090 He does a lot of paperwork. 00:14:41.090 --> 00:14:43.120 Yeah, well, I get a little carpal tunnel of my own 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:44.690 - from time to time. - Tell me about it. 00:14:44.690 --> 00:14:47.820 Medicine these days is all about covering your ass. 00:14:47.820 --> 00:14:50.620 Hey, Paul, weren't you pre-med down in Lincoln? 00:14:50.620 --> 00:14:53.090 Good memory. Yeah, I put in two years. 00:14:53.090 --> 00:14:54.220 Then my mom got real sick, 00:14:54.220 --> 00:14:57.920 so I moved back to Omaha to take care of her. 00:14:57.920 --> 00:15:00.450 I wanted to be a surgeon, actually. 00:15:00.450 --> 00:15:03.090 You know, we might've ended up working together. 00:15:03.090 --> 00:15:04.780 You could've been my anesthesiologist! 00:15:04.790 --> 00:15:07.350 - ANESTHESIOLOGIST: How about that? -PAUL: Yeah. 00:15:21.220 --> 00:15:23.690 WOMAN: Oh, my God. No way. 00:15:24.750 --> 00:15:26.690 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:15:38.450 --> 00:15:39.580 PAUL: Dave? 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:42.920 That's Dave! Dave Johnson! 00:15:42.920 --> 00:15:44.850 And Carol! 00:15:44.850 --> 00:15:47.480 I heard he was coming. I had no idea! 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:50.620 He never struck me as the kind of guy who'd go get small. 00:15:50.890 --> 00:15:52.150 Wow! 00:16:07.150 --> 00:16:08.710 - (OVER MEGAPHONE) Hey, everybody. - Hi. 00:16:10.280 --> 00:16:13.220 - Hope we're not intruding. - ALL: No. 00:16:14.150 --> 00:16:15.810 Hey, Andy? 00:16:15.820 --> 00:16:17.680 Could you get Carol a... 00:16:18.850 --> 00:16:20.050 Gin and tonic. 00:16:20.050 --> 00:16:21.720 ...a gin and tonic. 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:22.780 With lime. 00:16:22.780 --> 00:16:24.250 With lime. 00:16:25.020 --> 00:16:26.350 CAROL: Well, actually, 00:16:26.350 --> 00:16:27.910 we weren't planning on coming at all at first, 00:16:27.920 --> 00:16:30.720 but then, you know, we started getting all the emails. 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.450 Plus my sister was having a lump removed. 00:16:33.450 --> 00:16:36.850 She's fine, thank God, but I still needed to see her. 00:16:36.850 --> 00:16:38.250 So what's traveling like? 00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:40.310 How'd you guys get up here from New Mexico? 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:41.880 CAROL: Oh, gosh, it's great! Yeah. 00:16:41.880 --> 00:16:44.950 The airlines are getting more and more small-friendly. 00:16:44.950 --> 00:16:46.980 All the seats are first-class. 00:16:46.980 --> 00:16:48.580 DAVE: So, after a couple of years in Florida, 00:16:48.580 --> 00:16:49.780 we moved out to Vegas. 00:16:49.780 --> 00:16:52.580 Yeah, I think that's the last time we talked. 00:16:52.580 --> 00:16:54.910 Yeah. Well, Vegas wasn't such a good choice for me, 00:16:54.920 --> 00:16:56.350 as it turns out. 00:16:56.350 --> 00:16:59.080 Got into some real bad habits. Pretty much hit rock bottom. 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:01.880 I'll tell you, any other woman would've run for the hills. 00:17:01.880 --> 00:17:05.410 But Carol, man, she's a saint. She stuck with me. 00:17:05.410 --> 00:17:07.710 But I really had to come clean about everything. 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:09.150 I mean everything. 00:17:09.150 --> 00:17:11.080 You know, almost. 00:17:11.080 --> 00:17:12.810 So the decision to... 00:17:12.810 --> 00:17:16.150 Well, that's the thing. We both needed a change. 00:17:16.150 --> 00:17:18.350 Hit the reset button. Start all over. 00:17:18.350 --> 00:17:19.610 Well, plus, it must feel good to know 00:17:19.610 --> 00:17:21.410 you're really making a difference. 00:17:21.410 --> 00:17:23.610 You mean all that crap about saving the planet? 00:17:23.610 --> 00:17:24.480 Yeah. 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:27.510 Downsizing is about saving yourself. 00:17:27.510 --> 00:17:29.080 It takes the pressure right off, 00:17:29.080 --> 00:17:30.450 especially money pressure. 00:17:30.450 --> 00:17:32.510 I'm just not driven and ambitious 00:17:32.510 --> 00:17:34.240 like the rest of my family. 00:17:34.250 --> 00:17:36.710 And now Carol and I, we live like kings! 00:17:36.710 --> 00:17:39.650 I'm still living in the same house I grew up in. 00:17:39.650 --> 00:17:43.650 Audrey's dying for us to move, but we're really strapped. 00:17:43.650 --> 00:17:47.180 I mean, shit, I just finished paying off my student loans! 00:17:47.180 --> 00:17:49.380 Yeah, well... 00:17:49.380 --> 00:17:52.310 Listen, if you ever start thinking about it seriously, 00:17:52.310 --> 00:17:54.180 here's my two cents. 00:17:54.180 --> 00:17:55.780 There's a lot of small communities 00:17:55.780 --> 00:17:56.910 cropping up out there, 00:17:56.910 --> 00:17:58.010 but don't mess around. 00:17:58.010 --> 00:17:59.640 Leisureland's where you want to be. 00:17:59.650 --> 00:18:02.780 Best houses, best appliances, best doctors. 00:18:02.780 --> 00:18:04.440 They book all the big concert tours. 00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:06.010 Got all the great restaurants. 00:18:06.010 --> 00:18:07.810 The kids love Cheesecake Factory 00:18:07.810 --> 00:18:10.080 and Leisureland's got three of them. 00:18:10.080 --> 00:18:13.680 And hey, I'm not just saying all this for the referral credit, just so you know. 00:18:15.840 --> 00:18:18.710 AUDREY: I liked little Carol. She's got a lot on the ball. 00:18:18.710 --> 00:18:21.040 She's reading books she's always wanted to read, 00:18:21.040 --> 00:18:22.480 she's taking Italian. 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:25.980 - And she's never been fitter. - Well, they sure seem happy. 00:18:25.980 --> 00:18:28.710 Dave says he's getting pretty good on the drums. 00:18:28.710 --> 00:18:30.770 Next year they're taking the kids out of school 00:18:30.780 --> 00:18:34.110 to spend six months at a sister city in Tuscany. 00:18:34.110 --> 00:18:36.980 Cooking classes, yoga, wine tasting, 00:18:36.980 --> 00:18:38.780 the whole nine yards. 00:18:40.780 --> 00:18:42.640 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:45.110 (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hi, Saf, Audrey. It's Milo. 00:18:45.110 --> 00:18:46.440 Bad news. 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:49.040 Your mortgage application at First National bounced back. 00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:51.940 The underwriter didn't like the income-to-debt ratios, 00:18:51.940 --> 00:18:53.640 they're a little excessive. 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:55.270 I don't know if you guys can come up with 00:18:55.280 --> 00:18:57.610 another ten, fifteen percent down? 00:18:57.610 --> 00:18:59.640 If you could maybe boost it up a little bit... 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:02.910 I bet we'll be able to tell right away if it's for us or not. 00:19:02.910 --> 00:19:05.310 Yeah, so let's not waste a lot of time. 00:19:05.310 --> 00:19:08.140 Maybe if we get to Santa Fe early, we can get a massage. 00:19:08.140 --> 00:19:09.740 Sounds good to me. 00:19:30.840 --> 00:19:32.510 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:19:32.510 --> 00:19:34.040 (CHEEK TO CHEEK PLAYING) 00:19:34.040 --> 00:19:37.340 ♪ Cheek to cheek 00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:40.470 ♪ Heaven 00:19:40.470 --> 00:19:44.370 ♪ I'm in heaven 00:19:44.370 --> 00:19:48.270 ♪ And the cares that hung around me 00:19:48.270 --> 00:19:51.340 ♪ Through the week 00:19:51.340 --> 00:19:53.570 ♪ Seem to vanish 00:19:53.570 --> 00:19:56.910 ♪ Like a gambler' s lucky streak 00:19:58.270 --> 00:20:01.470 ♪ When we're out together 00:20:01.470 --> 00:20:03.810 ♪ Dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 00:20:06.970 --> 00:20:08.940 (MUSIC PLAYING) 00:20:10.440 --> 00:20:11.900 Welcome, everybody! 00:20:11.910 --> 00:20:14.570 I'm Jeff Lonowski, Senior Product Specialist 00:20:14.570 --> 00:20:17.070 and happy homeowner here at Leisureland Estates. 00:20:17.070 --> 00:20:18.670 You having a good time? 00:20:18.670 --> 00:20:21.200 - AUDIENCE: Yeah. - (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 00:20:21.210 --> 00:20:24.340 Come on, guys. You're a heck of a lot bigger than I am. 00:20:24.340 --> 00:20:27.340 Make some noise! Are you having a good time? 00:20:28.070 --> 00:20:29.540 (ALL CHEERING LOUDLY) 00:20:30.100 --> 00:20:31.270 - Yeah! - Yeah! 00:20:31.270 --> 00:20:33.540 JEFF: That's more like it. 00:20:33.540 --> 00:20:35.540 So, what do you think of my place? 00:20:35.540 --> 00:20:36.870 (MURMURING AND WHISTLING) 00:20:36.870 --> 00:20:38.500 Pretty nifty, huh? 00:20:38.500 --> 00:20:40.170 It's the house of my dreams. 00:20:40.170 --> 00:20:42.970 Heck, I'd say this is the house of anybody's dreams! 00:20:42.970 --> 00:20:44.500 Why, an average guy like me 00:20:44.510 --> 00:20:46.240 would have to work 20, 30, 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:48.870 maybe 40 years to afford a place like this, 00:20:48.870 --> 00:20:50.330 if ever! 00:20:50.340 --> 00:20:53.140 And just wait till you see what's inside. 00:20:55.270 --> 00:20:57.540 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 00:21:01.800 --> 00:21:03.270 Oh! 00:21:03.270 --> 00:21:05.070 LAURA: Jeff! 00:21:05.070 --> 00:21:08.670 You've got to stop inviting guests over without telling me. 00:21:08.670 --> 00:21:10.370 Oh, sorry, Laura. I was only... 00:21:10.370 --> 00:21:14.530 I mean, I finally just got in the tub to relax after such a busy day. 00:21:14.540 --> 00:21:16.270 Busy doing what, sweetheart? 00:21:16.270 --> 00:21:17.500 Oh, no end of things. 00:21:17.500 --> 00:21:19.870 First I took a tennis lesson and had a massage. 00:21:19.870 --> 00:21:20.930 JEFF: Nice. 00:21:20.940 --> 00:21:23.400 And then after a gourmet lunch with the girls, 00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:25.070 well, we couldn't help ourselves, so we popped 00:21:25.070 --> 00:21:27.870 into that new Loget jewelry store downtown. 00:21:27.870 --> 00:21:28.700 Uh-oh. 00:21:28.700 --> 00:21:31.070 Loget? What's that gonna cost me? 00:21:31.070 --> 00:21:33.500 - (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - Now, Jeff, you hush! 00:21:33.500 --> 00:21:36.270 I was really good. 00:21:36.270 --> 00:21:38.600 Just another diamond bracelet. 00:21:38.600 --> 00:21:40.000 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:43.600 Just a diamond bracelet? That doesn't sound like you. 00:21:43.600 --> 00:21:46.860 You're right. I don't like to break up a set, 00:21:46.870 --> 00:21:49.770 so I got matching diamond earrings 00:21:49.770 --> 00:21:52.470 and a matching diamond necklace. 00:21:52.470 --> 00:21:55.270 All conflict free and set in platinum. 00:21:55.270 --> 00:21:56.700 JEFF: How much, Laura? 00:21:56.700 --> 00:21:59.230 Aw, but, Jeff, they look so good on me, and you should see... 00:21:59.230 --> 00:22:00.770 How much, Laura? 00:22:00.770 --> 00:22:04.200 - Well, Jeff... - I said, how much? 00:22:04.200 --> 00:22:05.800 Eighty-three dollars. 00:22:05.800 --> 00:22:08.060 - JEFF: Eighty-three dollars! Are you crazy? - Oh! 00:22:08.070 --> 00:22:11.600 JEFF: Why, that's practically our food budget for two whole months! 00:22:11.600 --> 00:22:13.430 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 00:22:13.430 --> 00:22:14.770 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 00:22:49.360 --> 00:22:51.860 SALESPERSON: Putting it all together, if you liquidate 00:22:51.860 --> 00:22:54.630 your current home, cars and other assets 00:22:54.630 --> 00:22:56.700 and purchase the Regency-level estate, 00:22:56.700 --> 00:22:59.760 remember, that's the 12,000-square-foot-equivalent home 00:22:59.760 --> 00:23:02.360 on the 1.5-acre-equivalent lot 00:23:02.360 --> 00:23:04.730 at a base price of $63,000. 00:23:04.730 --> 00:23:06.700 Then the health and fitness package, 00:23:06.700 --> 00:23:08.930 that's $4,500, you're going to want to get that. 00:23:08.930 --> 00:23:13.060 It's gym, pool, sauna, steam, hot tub and a tennis court. 00:23:13.060 --> 00:23:15.460 Then the medical procedures for two adults, 00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:16.760 that's $15,000. 00:23:16.760 --> 00:23:19.330 Wait, does insurance cover any of that? 00:23:19.330 --> 00:23:20.790 No, but at the Regency level, 00:23:20.800 --> 00:23:23.330 you qualify for a substantial discount. 00:23:23.330 --> 00:23:24.930 And don't forget the federal tax credit. 00:23:24.930 --> 00:23:26.060 - Right. Right. - All right? 00:23:26.060 --> 00:23:28.690 So, taking a look at your current debt, 00:23:28.700 --> 00:23:31.630 your retirement and your other savings, 00:23:31.630 --> 00:23:35.660 you are at $152,000 in equity. 00:23:35.660 --> 00:23:38.390 People, that is a very comfortable number. 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:39.590 Comfortable? That doesn't 00:23:39.600 --> 00:23:40.990 - sound like nearly enough. - Yeah. 00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:43.390 No. See, you have to look at this column, Audrey. 00:23:43.390 --> 00:23:44.790 Equivalent value. 00:23:44.800 --> 00:23:47.390 You're solidly inside the Blue Chip zone. 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:50.390 In Leisureland, your $152,000 00:23:50.390 --> 00:23:53.560 translates to $12.5 million. 00:23:53.560 --> 00:23:55.660 To live on. For life. 00:23:55.660 --> 00:23:57.660 I mean, come on! 00:23:57.930 --> 00:23:58.790 Wow. 00:23:58.790 --> 00:24:00.130 (BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY) 00:24:00.130 --> 00:24:01.990 Hold on. If this is such a good thing, 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:03.590 how come you haven't done it? 00:24:03.590 --> 00:24:05.460 I would do it in a heartbeat! 00:24:05.460 --> 00:24:07.130 But my husband had a hip replacement, 00:24:07.130 --> 00:24:08.260 so he's ineligible. 00:24:09.090 --> 00:24:10.860 So, what do you think? 00:24:10.860 --> 00:24:12.990 Would the Regency level be your first choice? 00:24:12.990 --> 00:24:16.590 Or should I show you something a little more deluxe? 00:24:20.190 --> 00:24:22.120 Honey, why don't you just go ahead and pick? 00:24:22.130 --> 00:24:23.860 I just want you to be happy. 00:24:24.590 --> 00:24:25.820 (SQUEALS) 00:24:25.830 --> 00:24:29.090 That's a good husband. Take a look at this. 00:24:29.090 --> 00:24:31.890 Hey, how much for the hot dog cooker? 00:24:34.230 --> 00:24:35.520 Four dollars? 00:24:35.530 --> 00:24:37.130 I'll give you a dollar. 00:24:37.460 --> 00:24:38.790 Sold! 00:24:38.790 --> 00:24:42.360 Keep up with the exercises, don't get lazy. Look. 00:24:42.360 --> 00:24:43.520 I laminated it for you, 00:24:43.530 --> 00:24:45.490 so you literally have no excuse not to do it. 00:24:45.490 --> 00:24:46.560 Okay. Thanks, Paul. 00:24:46.560 --> 00:24:47.620 - Thanks a lot. - You bet. 00:24:47.630 --> 00:24:48.920 Maybe someday me and my wife 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:50.620 will get small and we'll come down to see you. 00:24:50.630 --> 00:24:52.760 Well, I'd love that, but in the meantime... 00:24:52.760 --> 00:24:54.060 - Okay? - All right. 00:24:54.060 --> 00:24:56.760 Just 15 minutes every night. It'll change your life. 00:24:56.760 --> 00:24:58.690 - Okay. Thanks, Paul. - See you, Dave! 00:24:58.690 --> 00:25:03.020 BOB: We're here to wish Paul Safranek farewell as he moves on to Leisureland, 00:25:03.030 --> 00:25:04.920 and we wish him nothing but the best. 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:07.520 Good luck to you and Audrey. 00:25:07.520 --> 00:25:10.090 - Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Bob. - (ALL CHEERING) 00:25:16.460 --> 00:25:18.720 BARRY: And you guys didn't consider Treasure Island 00:25:18.730 --> 00:25:19.790 out in Palm Desert? 00:25:19.790 --> 00:25:21.850 Well, we checked it out, but... 00:25:21.860 --> 00:25:23.960 I mean, I liked it all right, but Audrey thought they were 00:25:23.960 --> 00:25:25.460 a little stingy with the amenities, 00:25:25.460 --> 00:25:28.190 especially given what they were charging in monthly maintenance. 00:25:28.190 --> 00:25:30.490 And I just turned to Paul and said, 00:25:30.490 --> 00:25:32.850 "Okay, you win. Let's go for it." 00:25:32.860 --> 00:25:35.620 We're just gonna miss you so much. 00:25:35.620 --> 00:25:38.690 Gina, I'm gonna miss you, too. 00:25:38.690 --> 00:25:42.020 Look, it's not like we're dying. Okay? We're just relocating. 00:25:42.020 --> 00:25:45.220 And we'll be back at least once a year. Maybe more! 00:25:45.820 --> 00:25:47.860 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:25:51.590 --> 00:25:53.390 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, sweetie. 00:25:54.860 --> 00:25:57.790 I'm sorry your mom couldn't bring herself to come, 00:25:57.790 --> 00:25:59.290 but she sends her love, 00:25:59.290 --> 00:26:02.120 and we're expecting you at the house tomorrow afternoon. 00:26:03.390 --> 00:26:04.620 Glad you could make it, Larry. 00:26:04.620 --> 00:26:07.420 - Hey, Paul. - What can I get you, Dad? 00:26:07.420 --> 00:26:08.790 Um... 00:26:08.790 --> 00:26:11.390 Look, why don't I... Here, you guys visit, I'll... 00:26:11.390 --> 00:26:12.580 Beer. 00:26:12.590 --> 00:26:15.290 - Just any beer. - Great. Okay, coming up. 00:26:17.220 --> 00:26:19.550 I wish Mom weren't taking this so hard. 00:26:19.560 --> 00:26:21.280 Well, you know your mother. 00:26:21.290 --> 00:26:25.390 Frankly, I was a little skeptical about it myself at first. 00:26:25.390 --> 00:26:27.850 Say, you remember Jerry Gross? 00:26:27.850 --> 00:26:31.780 I called him the other day. He and Bev retired down there. 00:26:31.790 --> 00:26:34.520 Did the whole shrinking thing you kids are doing. 00:26:34.520 --> 00:26:37.990 He says they're getting along just fine. Never better. 00:26:37.990 --> 00:26:39.520 He says he feels younger every day 00:26:39.520 --> 00:26:42.920 and that a dollar buys a thousand dollars' worth of stuff. 00:26:42.920 --> 00:26:46.220 Of course, they need that with all the medication Bev takes, 00:26:46.220 --> 00:26:48.350 but, um, yeah. 00:26:48.350 --> 00:26:51.050 No, I... I see the appeal. 00:26:51.050 --> 00:26:52.550 Apparently, there's zero crime. 00:26:52.550 --> 00:26:53.920 I keep telling your mother. 00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:56.120 Yeah, it's very safe. 00:26:58.190 --> 00:27:00.320 We worry. 00:27:00.320 --> 00:27:03.420 PAUL: When I was younger, and then I lost it. 00:27:03.420 --> 00:27:04.580 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:27:04.590 --> 00:27:06.180 Hey. 00:27:06.180 --> 00:27:08.450 You guys are the ones getting small, right? 00:27:10.650 --> 00:27:12.950 That's right. My wife and I. 00:27:13.390 --> 00:27:14.850 Good for you. 00:27:17.580 --> 00:27:20.520 No offense, but, um, 00:27:20.520 --> 00:27:22.380 do you think if you're that small, 00:27:22.380 --> 00:27:25.750 you should still have all the same rights as the rest of us normal-sized people? 00:27:25.750 --> 00:27:27.750 I mean, like the right to vote? 00:27:30.020 --> 00:27:33.120 - Why wouldn't we? - Oh, well, jeez, let's see... 00:27:33.120 --> 00:27:34.720 You're not buying as many products, 00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:36.320 you're not paying as much sales tax. 00:27:36.320 --> 00:27:38.720 Some of you aren't even paying any income tax. 00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:40.150 You're not really participating 00:27:40.150 --> 00:27:41.380 - in our economy, are you? - PAUL: Hey. 00:27:41.380 --> 00:27:43.980 In fact, you're costing us money, and jobs. 00:27:43.990 --> 00:27:46.050 Hey! That's enough. 00:27:46.050 --> 00:27:48.380 We're just having a good time here. 00:27:48.380 --> 00:27:51.250 Hey, I'm just asking a simple academic question. 00:27:51.250 --> 00:27:52.350 You know what? 00:27:52.350 --> 00:27:53.850 You guys should have a quarter of the vote at most. 00:27:53.850 --> 00:27:55.310 That's pretty generous, don't you think? 00:27:55.320 --> 00:27:56.880 - Why don't you have a seat? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:27:56.880 --> 00:27:59.050 - Why don't you take a walk? - Cool your jets, big guy! 00:27:59.050 --> 00:28:01.380 You know what? Maybe an eighth of a vote, in fact. 00:28:01.380 --> 00:28:03.510 And you could use a little small, buddy. 00:28:03.520 --> 00:28:04.880 Yeah, sit down. 00:28:06.520 --> 00:28:08.550 Hey! Hey! 00:28:08.550 --> 00:28:12.350 Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy? 00:28:55.610 --> 00:28:57.180 (SIGHS) 00:29:18.780 --> 00:29:21.310 I keep thinking I forgot something. 00:29:28.080 --> 00:29:30.180 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 00:29:35.910 --> 00:29:37.910 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:29:57.910 --> 00:29:59.980 Moving to town, are you? 00:30:00.810 --> 00:30:02.240 How's that? 00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:05.070 I see you're moving to Leisureland. 00:30:05.080 --> 00:30:07.280 You look like a nice young couple. 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:09.770 Thanks. 00:30:09.780 --> 00:30:12.040 - Where you from? - Omaha. 00:30:12.380 --> 00:30:13.640 Spokane. 00:30:14.210 --> 00:30:15.280 Nervous? 00:30:16.210 --> 00:30:19.070 Yeah, you know, a little. 00:30:19.080 --> 00:30:23.280 Don't be. It's the best thing you'll ever do. 00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.270 ADMINISTRATOR: With your permission, I'm going to 00:30:31.280 --> 00:30:33.910 record your answers to the following questions. 00:30:33.910 --> 00:30:35.740 May I begin the recording? 00:30:35.740 --> 00:30:37.070 - Sure. - Yeah. 00:30:39.940 --> 00:30:42.410 Please state your full legal names. 00:30:43.040 --> 00:30:45.370 Audrey Lustig Safranek. 00:30:45.980 --> 00:30:48.770 Paul Norris Safranek. 00:30:48.770 --> 00:30:52.070 And do you, Audrey Lustig Safranek, 00:30:52.070 --> 00:30:55.340 and you, Paul Norris Safranek, 00:30:55.340 --> 00:30:56.300 understand that, 00:30:56.310 --> 00:30:58.270 of your own free will, you will undergo 00:30:58.270 --> 00:31:01.010 the permanent and irreversible medical procedure 00:31:01.010 --> 00:31:03.210 commonly known as "downsizing," 00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:05.210 and that following the procedure 00:31:05.210 --> 00:31:06.910 your bodies will be approximately 00:31:06.910 --> 00:31:10.370 0.0364 percent of their current mass and volume? 00:31:11.170 --> 00:31:12.070 Yep. 00:31:12.070 --> 00:31:14.910 I'm sorry, Paul, I need a yes or no. 00:31:14.910 --> 00:31:16.910 - Yes. - Yes. 00:31:16.910 --> 00:31:18.710 Great. Thank you. 00:31:18.710 --> 00:31:23.010 And do you give full consent to Gateway Medical Services 00:31:23.010 --> 00:31:25.140 to administer the medical procedure 00:31:25.140 --> 00:31:27.070 commonly known as "downsizing"? 00:31:27.070 --> 00:31:29.840 - Yes. - Yes. 00:31:29.840 --> 00:31:32.040 And do you understand that there exists 00:31:32.040 --> 00:31:35.500 an approximately one in 225,000 chance 00:31:35.510 --> 00:31:38.740 that the procedure could result in injury, 00:31:38.740 --> 00:31:41.240 permanent disability, or death? 00:31:49.070 --> 00:31:51.070 - Yes. - (SOFTLY) Yes. 00:31:51.070 --> 00:31:52.270 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yes. 00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:16.640 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::. 00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:10.440 Yes. 00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:21.170 - It's actually Safranek. - NURSE: Safranek. 00:32:21.170 --> 00:32:23.500 Come with me, sir. We're together. 00:32:23.500 --> 00:32:27.100 Oh. Someone will escort you to the women's facility shortly. 00:32:27.100 --> 00:32:29.930 You'll be separated for approximately five hours. 00:32:29.940 --> 00:32:31.100 Following the procedure, 00:32:31.100 --> 00:32:33.500 you'll be reunited in the recovery room. 00:32:33.900 --> 00:32:35.170 Okay. 00:32:37.300 --> 00:32:39.240 - So, this is it. - Yeah. 00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:42.170 - I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. 00:32:43.040 --> 00:32:45.100 I'll see you on the other side. 00:32:48.500 --> 00:32:49.500 I love you. 00:32:50.170 --> 00:32:51.700 I love you, too. 00:33:17.530 --> 00:33:19.130 (SHAVER WHIRRING) 00:33:48.930 --> 00:33:51.130 Okay, let's get you up here. 00:34:28.600 --> 00:34:29.790 (WHIRRING) 00:34:48.630 --> 00:34:50.460 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:03.360 (DENTAL INSTRUMENTS WHIRRING) 00:35:35.090 --> 00:35:37.360 (INAUDIBLE) 00:36:23.020 --> 00:36:24.420 All clear! 00:36:36.820 --> 00:36:38.590 (BLARING) 00:36:51.720 --> 00:36:53.690 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:36:58.590 --> 00:36:59.890 (DINGS) 00:38:09.450 --> 00:38:11.090 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:38:11.990 --> 00:38:13.690 (ELEVATOR BELL RINGING) 00:38:20.590 --> 00:38:23.180 Aye, we got some real fat ones this time. 00:38:23.190 --> 00:38:24.850 Hey, how's everybody doing today? 00:38:24.850 --> 00:38:26.720 Hey, Miss Joyce! Doin' good. How you doin'? 00:38:26.720 --> 00:38:29.820 Me, I'm great. Just getting ready for the weekend. 00:38:53.750 --> 00:38:55.050 (GROANS SOFTLY) 00:39:12.220 --> 00:39:13.520 (SIGHS) 00:39:18.520 --> 00:39:20.710 I see you've decided to join us. 00:39:21.520 --> 00:39:24.520 Is this... Is it over? 00:39:24.520 --> 00:39:27.680 Welcome to Leisureland. Can you tell me your name? 00:39:27.680 --> 00:39:30.610 - It's Paul Safranek. - Okay, good. 00:39:30.620 --> 00:39:32.420 I bet you're hungry. 00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:41.210 Oh, my God. 00:39:41.210 --> 00:39:44.750 (LAUGHS) Isn't that cute? People just love that. 00:39:44.750 --> 00:39:46.480 I'll bring you a real snack in a moment. 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:47.880 Thanks. 00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:49.840 Um, I think my wife is supposed to be here with me. 00:39:49.850 --> 00:39:52.180 - What's her name? - Audrey Safranek. 00:39:52.180 --> 00:39:53.580 Let me see. 00:39:53.580 --> 00:39:55.680 We do have an Audrey Safranek scheduled for today, 00:39:55.680 --> 00:39:58.050 but I don't show her transferred over yet. 00:39:58.050 --> 00:40:01.050 She's probably just held up in dental. I'll go check. 00:40:01.050 --> 00:40:02.580 Okay. Thank you. 00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:07.840 (DOOR OPENS) 00:40:07.850 --> 00:40:10.450 Mr. Safranek, you've got a call. 00:40:10.450 --> 00:40:12.440 Oh. Thank you. 00:40:12.450 --> 00:40:13.840 Hello? 00:40:13.850 --> 00:40:17.180 - AUDREY: Paul? - Oh, Audrey. Thank God! 00:40:17.180 --> 00:40:18.750 Where are you, honey? 00:40:18.750 --> 00:40:21.540 Don't be mad at me. Please don't be mad. 00:40:21.550 --> 00:40:23.610 It's hard enough as it is. 00:40:23.610 --> 00:40:26.010 What's hard? Wait. What are you talking about? 00:40:26.010 --> 00:40:29.610 (CRYING) Oh, Paul, they shaved my head! 00:40:29.610 --> 00:40:32.180 And then they started shaving my eyebrows, 00:40:32.180 --> 00:40:34.280 and I just thought, 00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:35.940 what am I doing? 00:40:35.950 --> 00:40:38.680 I can't leave my family. I can't leave my friends. 00:40:38.680 --> 00:40:41.510 - I'm sorry, Paul, I just can't. - Where are you? 00:40:41.510 --> 00:40:43.280 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA OVER PHONE) 00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:45.010 Are you at the airport? 00:40:46.150 --> 00:40:47.610 Don't hate me. 00:40:48.280 --> 00:40:49.840 Please don't hate me. 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:52.440 Okay, okay. Take it easy. 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:54.480 Just get in a taxi and come back 00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:56.280 and we'll talk about this, okay? 00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:57.610 We'll go back to Omaha 00:40:57.610 --> 00:40:59.810 and we'll think this through together. 00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:04.410 Wait... 00:41:04.410 --> 00:41:07.010 You're not leaving me here? 00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:10.680 Can't you understand how I feel? I feel terrible! 00:41:10.680 --> 00:41:13.280 I let you down, I feel awful! 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:15.940 But then I realized I was just doing this because 00:41:15.940 --> 00:41:18.740 I was trying to make you happy, 00:41:18.740 --> 00:41:21.610 and I should have been thinking more about myself. 00:41:21.610 --> 00:41:24.780 Thinking about yourself? Thinking about yourself? 00:41:24.780 --> 00:41:27.040 You know you haven't even asked me how I am? 00:41:27.040 --> 00:41:29.840 Don't yell. Don't yell at me or I'll hang up. 00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:34.640 Do you have any idea what I have been through today? 00:41:34.640 --> 00:41:37.640 Audrey, if you don't come back here right now... 00:41:38.340 --> 00:41:40.610 And see you all small? 00:41:40.610 --> 00:41:43.410 I'm upset enough already! 00:41:43.410 --> 00:41:46.540 You're upset? You're upset? 00:41:46.540 --> 00:41:50.210 I'm the one who's five fucking inches tall! 00:41:50.210 --> 00:41:54.470 I was sure sorry to hear Mrs. Safranek couldn't make it today. 00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:56.340 - Safranek. - Safranek. 00:41:56.340 --> 00:41:57.940 Well, it's not a half-bad idea 00:41:57.940 --> 00:42:00.210 to scout things out and get everything ready for her. 00:42:07.640 --> 00:42:09.540 The net blocks a lot of UV rays, 00:42:09.540 --> 00:42:12.040 but you still might want to put your hat on. 00:42:12.040 --> 00:42:13.970 And any time you want to go somewhere, 00:42:13.970 --> 00:42:15.900 you just hop in one of these bad boys. 00:42:15.910 --> 00:42:17.510 And if they're in short supply, 00:42:17.510 --> 00:42:19.140 well, you can always share. 00:42:19.140 --> 00:42:20.170 It's fun to share. 00:42:20.170 --> 00:42:22.210 I know I've met some super people that way. 00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:23.670 Just super! 00:42:34.970 --> 00:42:37.110 Yeah. Isn't that something? 00:42:48.240 --> 00:42:49.500 Over to your right there, 00:42:49.510 --> 00:42:50.840 in that big white oval building, 00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:52.640 is one of our seven sports centers. 00:42:52.640 --> 00:42:53.900 That's the one that houses 00:42:53.900 --> 00:42:56.440 the largest indoor skiing facility in the world. 00:42:56.440 --> 00:42:58.640 You know, relatively speaking. 00:42:58.640 --> 00:43:00.870 And up ahead we have Lake Chester. 00:43:33.370 --> 00:43:34.900 Look familiar? 00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:38.500 The Barrington. My sister's got one. She loves it! 00:43:38.500 --> 00:43:41.300 Well, sir, here is the key to your kingdom. 00:43:41.940 --> 00:43:43.840 Welcome to the good life. 00:43:47.100 --> 00:43:49.440 Oh, they stock the kitchen with standard items, 00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:51.700 but one thing I should warn you about is the dairy. 00:43:51.700 --> 00:43:53.100 Takes a while for your stomach to adjust 00:43:53.100 --> 00:43:54.970 to the milk and cheese, so go easy on it. 00:43:54.970 --> 00:43:56.700 Something about bacteria. 00:43:56.700 --> 00:43:58.400 And be careful about the hot water. 00:43:58.400 --> 00:43:59.700 It's on one central system 00:43:59.700 --> 00:44:01.100 and they got that cranked really high. 00:44:01.100 --> 00:44:03.230 Surprised they haven't had a lawsuit yet. 00:44:03.240 --> 00:44:05.100 Oh! But you didn't hear that from me! 00:44:05.770 --> 00:44:07.570 Thanks, Matt. 00:44:07.570 --> 00:44:09.170 You're a nice guy. 00:44:12.540 --> 00:44:14.000 And, Paul? 00:44:14.870 --> 00:44:16.870 Thanks for helping the planet. 00:45:28.270 --> 00:45:30.160 (SHOWER RUNNING) 00:45:30.170 --> 00:45:31.400 (PAUL SCREAMS) 00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:32.800 Fuck! 00:45:34.770 --> 00:45:36.260 (DOORBELL RINGS) 00:45:47.330 --> 00:45:48.500 Safranek? 00:45:50.560 --> 00:45:51.560 (SIGHS) 00:45:51.560 --> 00:45:52.960 That's me. 00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:56.060 Okay! 00:45:59.430 --> 00:46:00.560 (METAL CLANKING) 00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:14.260 And now to the United States, where for many years, 00:46:14.260 --> 00:46:16.590 both the Department of Homeland Security 00:46:16.600 --> 00:46:19.260 and the Immigration and Naturalization Service 00:46:19.260 --> 00:46:21.060 have been warning about the ease 00:46:21.060 --> 00:46:23.060 with which downsized people, 00:46:23.060 --> 00:46:25.890 from illegal immigrants to potential terrorists, 00:46:25.900 --> 00:46:27.990 could penetrate U.S. borders. 00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:30.390 Last week's discovery in Eugene, Oregon, 00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:33.260 provided new evidence to support that claim. 00:46:33.260 --> 00:46:36.390 Brian Fakler brings us up to date. 00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:38.360 This Target is just one of thousands 00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:40.190 of big box stores around the country 00:46:40.200 --> 00:46:42.730 that import almost a million tons of goods weekly, 00:46:42.730 --> 00:46:44.360 most of it from Asia. 00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:47.330 Last week, workers here in Eugene opened a suspicious TV box 00:46:47.330 --> 00:46:50.990 and discovered 17 downsized stowaways from Vietnam, 00:46:50.990 --> 00:46:52.490 14 of them already dead, 00:46:52.500 --> 00:46:56.320 two more dying hours later at a local hospital. 00:46:56.330 --> 00:46:59.690 On Friday, the lone survivor, a woman named Ngoc Lan Tran, 00:46:59.690 --> 00:47:03.090 was transferred to a hospital at Leisureland Estates in New Mexico, 00:47:03.090 --> 00:47:06.490 widely considered the country's top medical center for the small. 00:47:06.490 --> 00:47:09.630 Doctors were forced to amputate a portion of an infected leg, 00:47:09.630 --> 00:47:12.860 and today her condition is described as fair but stable. 00:47:12.860 --> 00:47:14.090 According to a statement 00:47:14.090 --> 00:47:15.990 from the Department of Homeland Security, 00:47:15.990 --> 00:47:17.260 Miss Tran claims to have been jailed 00:47:17.260 --> 00:47:19.790 for her political and environmental activism 00:47:19.790 --> 00:47:23.520 and was miniaturized against her will in a Vietnamese prison facility. 00:47:23.530 --> 00:47:26.460 If true, this would bolster claims by human rights groups 00:47:26.460 --> 00:47:28.960 that repressive governments around the world 00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:31.720 are forcibly downsizing political undesirables. 00:47:31.730 --> 00:47:33.460 (FADING AWAY) 00:47:40.160 --> 00:47:43.230 LAWYER: So, do we need to review any of the terms of the settlement? 00:47:43.490 --> 00:47:44.820 No. 00:47:44.820 --> 00:47:46.620 It's all pretty clear. 00:47:46.630 --> 00:47:49.690 LAWYER: I really wish you'd taken her first offer. 00:47:49.690 --> 00:47:50.990 I know. 00:47:50.990 --> 00:47:53.620 All right, well, if you could just step back a little. 00:47:53.620 --> 00:47:55.060 Don't want you to get hurt. 00:48:12.890 --> 00:48:14.090 LAWYER: Um... 00:48:14.090 --> 00:48:15.960 As large as you can, please. 00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:23.560 Nice weather down here. 00:48:24.690 --> 00:48:26.690 Turned real cold back in Omaha. 00:48:27.290 --> 00:48:28.420 Uh-huh. 00:48:28.860 --> 00:48:30.320 Wind chill. 00:49:16.020 --> 00:49:17.220 Hey, Paul. 00:49:17.220 --> 00:49:18.620 Thanks, man. You were right. 00:49:18.620 --> 00:49:20.620 Raising my monitor really did the trick. 00:49:20.620 --> 00:49:23.250 My neck feels better, there's no more tingling in my arm. 00:49:23.250 --> 00:49:24.550 I would have never made the connection. 00:49:24.550 --> 00:49:26.750 That's great. I'm really glad I could help. 00:49:30.590 --> 00:49:33.020 Thank you for calling Lands' End. My name is Paul. 00:49:33.020 --> 00:49:34.720 How can I help you today? 00:49:40.020 --> 00:49:41.990 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:49:50.990 --> 00:49:53.090 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 00:49:57.620 --> 00:49:59.050 Ciao, bello! 00:49:59.790 --> 00:50:01.180 Hi, Carol. 00:50:11.520 --> 00:50:13.350 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 00:50:14.680 --> 00:50:15.680 Hey, pal. 00:50:16.620 --> 00:50:18.880 Why the long face, huh? 00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:21.220 Look around you, buddy. Life is good! 00:50:22.180 --> 00:50:24.380 I made a mistake, Dave. 00:50:24.380 --> 00:50:25.880 Biggest mistake of my life. 00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:27.650 I should've stayed where I was. 00:50:27.650 --> 00:50:28.680 Hey, hey, hey. 00:50:28.690 --> 00:50:30.750 Look, I know divorce can put a pretty big dent 00:50:30.750 --> 00:50:32.050 in anyone's self-esteem. 00:50:32.050 --> 00:50:34.780 And what Audrey did to you was beyond the pale. 00:50:34.780 --> 00:50:36.110 I mean, I hate her. 00:50:36.120 --> 00:50:37.450 I barely know her. 00:50:37.450 --> 00:50:39.920 You may not hate her, but I hate her guts. 00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:42.850 You? You just got to get back in the saddle, that's all. 00:50:42.850 --> 00:50:44.320 Yeah, maybe someday. 00:50:45.320 --> 00:50:47.010 If you want my advice, 00:50:47.020 --> 00:50:49.280 single moms is the way to go. 00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:51.110 They got the whole kid thing out of their system, 00:50:51.120 --> 00:50:52.780 and they just want to party. 00:50:52.780 --> 00:50:54.010 No, that's okay. 00:50:54.020 --> 00:50:55.380 And if you don't want an emotional connection, 00:50:55.380 --> 00:50:57.350 which is understandable, you can just... 00:50:57.350 --> 00:50:59.250 Well, we have all sorts of ways you can have a good time 00:50:59.250 --> 00:51:01.680 down here, no strings attached. 00:51:01.680 --> 00:51:02.950 Just put it on the old credit card. 00:51:02.950 --> 00:51:04.510 No, I'm good. Really. 00:51:04.520 --> 00:51:05.410 Okay, yeah. 00:51:05.420 --> 00:51:08.110 In fact, I started seeing someone. 00:51:08.110 --> 00:51:09.750 Oh, yeah? 00:51:09.750 --> 00:51:11.350 Single mom, actually. 00:51:11.810 --> 00:51:12.880 Mmm-hmm. 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.950 Now we're talking! Good for you. 00:51:14.950 --> 00:51:16.380 (LAUGHS) 00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:24.880 Paul, this is so good. 00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:26.080 Thanks. 00:51:28.110 --> 00:51:29.480 The recipe called for chervil, 00:51:29.480 --> 00:51:31.940 but you can't get chervil here yet. 00:51:31.950 --> 00:51:33.580 - So I used dill. - Mmm. 00:51:35.050 --> 00:51:37.580 Well, whatever it is, it's super yummy. 00:51:39.050 --> 00:51:41.150 It's the little things, you know? 00:51:41.150 --> 00:51:44.510 I mean, except for there being no birds or insects, 00:51:44.510 --> 00:51:45.940 you'd think we're in the normal world. 00:51:45.950 --> 00:51:48.910 And then something happens, and you realize we're not. 00:51:48.910 --> 00:51:51.980 Not that substituting dill for chervil is that big a thing, 00:51:51.980 --> 00:51:53.510 but you know what I mean. 00:51:53.510 --> 00:51:57.780 Like last month, my parents came down to visit Jonah and me. 00:51:57.780 --> 00:52:01.010 - Mmm-hmm. - And it's this whole production with the carrying boxes 00:52:01.010 --> 00:52:02.580 and, of course, Jonah gets freaked out 00:52:02.580 --> 00:52:05.780 - by Grandma and Grandpa being so huge and scary. - Mmm. 00:52:05.780 --> 00:52:08.210 One night they took us out for dinner at Fleming's. 00:52:08.210 --> 00:52:09.780 - You know, real nice. - Mmm-hmm. 00:52:09.780 --> 00:52:15.240 And Jonah and I are sitting on the table in those special seats, 00:52:15.250 --> 00:52:17.780 and the big people wouldn't stop staring at us. 00:52:17.780 --> 00:52:20.580 Plus, the restaurant brags about how small people are welcome, 00:52:20.580 --> 00:52:22.640 then they charge a huge minimum! 00:52:22.650 --> 00:52:24.140 They should charge big people extra. 00:52:24.140 --> 00:52:25.780 They're the ones dragging down the world. 00:52:25.780 --> 00:52:28.640 I know. Big people look at us like we're freaks. 00:52:28.650 --> 00:52:30.380 They're the freaks! 00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:32.740 Oh, did you hear about all that gas being released 00:52:32.740 --> 00:52:34.540 in Antarctica from the ice? 00:52:34.540 --> 00:52:35.880 The methane? 00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:38.340 I haven't really been following the news that much lately. 00:52:38.340 --> 00:52:39.880 Apparently, it's a big deal. 00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:42.110 Scientists are saying the more the ice melts, 00:52:42.110 --> 00:52:43.180 the more methane comes out, 00:52:43.180 --> 00:52:45.310 making more ice melt. 00:52:45.310 --> 00:52:47.870 Apparently, we're already way beyond the tipping... 00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:50.440 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING UPSTAIRS) 00:52:51.240 --> 00:52:53.240 It's my upstairs neighbor. 00:52:53.240 --> 00:52:54.410 It's the strangest thing. 00:52:54.410 --> 00:52:56.110 There wasn't a peep for months. 00:52:56.110 --> 00:52:57.480 I don't even think he was here. 00:52:57.480 --> 00:53:01.110 And then suddenly it's party, party, party. 00:53:01.110 --> 00:53:03.440 I had to call security the other night. 00:53:11.070 --> 00:53:12.410 Dusan! 00:53:13.740 --> 00:53:15.210 Hey, Dusan! 00:53:15.940 --> 00:53:17.640 Dusan! 00:53:17.640 --> 00:53:18.510 DUSAN: Yes? 00:53:18.510 --> 00:53:19.940 You mind turning down the music? 00:53:19.940 --> 00:53:23.010 I'm trying to have a quiet evening down here. 00:53:23.010 --> 00:53:24.480 (DOORBELL RINGS) 00:53:25.740 --> 00:53:28.640 - Hello, my friend. - PAUL: Hello, Dusan. 00:53:29.240 --> 00:53:30.770 May I come in? 00:53:31.640 --> 00:53:32.640 Certainly. 00:53:36.770 --> 00:53:39.440 So, listen, Pete... 00:53:39.440 --> 00:53:40.570 Paul. 00:53:41.370 --> 00:53:44.010 - Paul. And Kristen. - Paul. 00:53:44.010 --> 00:53:45.940 - Ah. Hello, Kristen. - Hi. 00:53:45.940 --> 00:53:49.740 I'm sorry I'm disturbing your nice little dinner. 00:53:50.640 --> 00:53:52.010 Listen... 00:53:52.010 --> 00:53:54.400 As I was saying, Paul, 00:53:54.410 --> 00:53:56.340 I'm having one more, you know, 00:53:56.340 --> 00:53:58.210 little party at my place tonight. 00:53:58.210 --> 00:54:00.170 Not big like last time. Very small. 00:54:00.170 --> 00:54:02.870 Just a few close friends. 00:54:03.540 --> 00:54:04.540 No! 00:54:05.140 --> 00:54:07.070 Is that a rose? 00:54:07.070 --> 00:54:09.240 - Yeah. - A real rose? 00:54:10.370 --> 00:54:12.900 Where'd you get a real rose? 00:54:12.910 --> 00:54:16.310 It's a new store. Full-Sized Flower Mart. 00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:19.070 How much they charge you for this? 00:54:19.070 --> 00:54:21.740 WOMAN: Dusan! Dusan! 00:54:23.270 --> 00:54:25.470 (WOMAN SHOUTS IN FRENCH) 00:54:25.470 --> 00:54:27.900 (BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:54:36.670 --> 00:54:37.800 Anyway, 00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:40.140 as I was saying, 00:54:40.140 --> 00:54:42.340 Paul, if tonight noise disturbs you, 00:54:42.340 --> 00:54:43.800 just come upstairs, talk to me. 00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:45.800 Don't make big show like last time, 00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:47.700 yelling like crazy man. 00:54:47.700 --> 00:54:50.270 We're neighbors. Neighbors are friends. 00:54:50.270 --> 00:54:53.000 What's better even, come to the party. 00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:54.600 Thanks, but like I said, 00:54:54.600 --> 00:54:57.600 we just want to have a quiet dinner. 00:54:57.600 --> 00:55:00.070 Just try to keep it down, okay? 00:55:01.140 --> 00:55:03.270 Yes, darling. Of course. 00:55:03.270 --> 00:55:04.840 (SHUSHING) 00:55:08.940 --> 00:55:11.000 (LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:13.530 Thanks for a really nice time. 00:55:13.540 --> 00:55:15.100 Plus the cooking and all. 00:55:15.100 --> 00:55:17.800 Sorry I have to leave so early, but, you know, the sitter. 00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:20.470 - Yeah! Yeah, no, I... - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 00:55:22.270 --> 00:55:24.700 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:55:25.700 --> 00:55:27.400 Up one floor. 00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:28.570 Yeah, one more. 00:55:28.570 --> 00:55:29.870 Gracias. Gracias. 00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:36.830 Anyway, uh... 00:55:36.840 --> 00:55:39.970 I was hoping Sunday we could bring Jonah. 00:55:40.570 --> 00:55:42.770 I'd love to meet him. 00:55:42.770 --> 00:55:44.030 Yeah. Maybe. 00:56:00.330 --> 00:56:02.530 - Is something wrong? - No. 00:56:03.670 --> 00:56:05.900 You're a wonderful guy, Paul, 00:56:05.900 --> 00:56:08.770 and I really enjoy hanging out with you. 00:56:09.800 --> 00:56:10.800 Uh-huh. 00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:13.660 But if I'm honest about how I'm feeling, 00:56:13.670 --> 00:56:15.930 it might be too soon for me. 00:56:15.930 --> 00:56:17.270 It's fine, I get it. 00:56:17.270 --> 00:56:18.830 - No... - I get it. No, it's fine. 00:56:18.830 --> 00:56:22.030 I just mean if we're bringing Jonah into it. 00:56:22.030 --> 00:56:23.760 Have a nice night. 00:56:23.770 --> 00:56:24.770 No, uh... 00:56:25.230 --> 00:56:26.500 Paul! 00:56:27.470 --> 00:56:29.970 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 00:56:50.860 --> 00:56:52.130 A rose! 00:57:11.930 --> 00:57:12.930 DUSAN: Paul! 00:57:14.860 --> 00:57:16.530 You come! 00:57:16.530 --> 00:57:18.530 And you bring the rose. 00:57:18.530 --> 00:57:20.530 As a peace offering. 00:57:21.200 --> 00:57:22.590 Oh! Look, everyone! 00:57:22.600 --> 00:57:26.090 This is Paul, my neighbor, and look at what he brings me. 00:57:26.100 --> 00:57:27.600 A real fucking rose! 00:57:29.060 --> 00:57:31.830 Do you think any of these other ungrateful sons of bitches 00:57:31.830 --> 00:57:33.930 think to bring something to Dusan? 00:57:33.930 --> 00:57:36.900 No. You're the only one. I like you. 00:57:37.960 --> 00:57:40.630 Look, I know I said it's only a little party, 00:57:40.630 --> 00:57:44.290 but I make two, three phone calls to very close friends, look what happens. 00:57:44.290 --> 00:57:45.960 Everybody comes! 00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:50.260 There's nothing else to do in this fucking city after 10:00. 00:57:50.260 --> 00:57:53.060 Now, this I do not understand. 00:57:53.060 --> 00:57:56.460 It's not as if so many people have work in the morning. 00:57:56.460 --> 00:57:59.290 This is the worst trait about small people. 00:57:59.300 --> 00:58:00.590 They're lazy. 00:58:00.590 --> 00:58:03.260 Not all. Not all. But lazy. 00:58:03.260 --> 00:58:06.790 Like this lazy son of a bitch. 00:58:07.160 --> 00:58:08.760 Konrad. 00:58:08.760 --> 00:58:10.690 What's that you're saying about me? 00:58:10.690 --> 00:58:12.430 What lies are you telling? 00:58:12.430 --> 00:58:15.030 Just that in small world no one wants to work! 00:58:15.030 --> 00:58:16.290 What did you expect? 00:58:16.290 --> 00:58:19.320 That's the wonderful thing about becoming small. 00:58:19.330 --> 00:58:21.130 Because you're immediately rich. 00:58:21.130 --> 00:58:25.530 Unless you're very poor. Then you're just small. 00:58:26.260 --> 00:58:28.760 - Konrad is sea captain. - Oh. 00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:31.490 Never more than ten meters away from his boat. 00:58:32.390 --> 00:58:34.260 I do like my boat. 00:58:35.790 --> 00:58:39.690 There she is. Sonja, my beauty. 00:58:39.690 --> 00:58:43.660 You see, I'm from many generations, 00:58:43.660 --> 00:58:45.860 all the way back to my grandfathers, 00:58:45.860 --> 00:58:47.790 my father, all sea captains. 00:58:49.030 --> 00:58:51.860 So, what brings you to Leisureland? 00:58:51.860 --> 00:58:52.760 Dusan. 00:58:52.760 --> 00:58:55.620 He even convinced me to become small. 00:58:55.630 --> 00:58:59.490 Mostly for the women and the parties. 00:58:59.490 --> 00:59:00.860 And, frankly, 00:59:00.860 --> 00:59:03.260 my wife had all the money. 00:59:03.260 --> 00:59:06.960 And after she left, things became a bit tricky. 00:59:06.960 --> 00:59:08.390 I can relate. 00:59:08.390 --> 00:59:12.790 It's quite wonderful to be small, don't you think? 00:59:12.790 --> 00:59:15.620 I'd say it has its pluses and minuses. 00:59:15.630 --> 00:59:18.290 Next week I'll be in the Seychelles. 00:59:18.290 --> 00:59:19.790 And two weeks after that, 00:59:19.790 --> 00:59:23.620 I'll be sailing with friends for a month on Lake Titicaca. 00:59:23.620 --> 00:59:27.020 Can you believe I've never been to Lake Titicaca? 00:59:27.020 --> 00:59:29.490 And how does the boat get from place to place? 00:59:29.490 --> 00:59:31.360 I mean, you can't sail it. 00:59:31.360 --> 00:59:33.820 FedEx, my dear boy. 00:59:33.820 --> 00:59:37.050 Sonja travels faster than I do! 00:59:37.060 --> 00:59:38.260 (LAUGHS) 00:59:38.790 --> 00:59:41.090 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 00:59:56.290 --> 00:59:58.950 How'd you get a tiny harpsichord down here? 00:59:58.960 --> 01:00:00.990 MAN: I didn't. I had to have it made. 01:00:00.990 --> 01:00:02.020 Wow. 01:00:03.490 --> 01:00:05.190 (ALL LAUGHING) 01:00:08.160 --> 01:00:09.550 Who is that? 01:00:09.560 --> 01:00:11.490 - Who's that? - Yeah. 01:00:11.490 --> 01:00:13.350 That's Little Ronni. 01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:14.620 That's Little Ronni? 01:00:14.620 --> 01:00:17.020 The first small baby ever born, back in Norway. 01:00:17.020 --> 01:00:19.750 Holy shit, that's Little Ronni! 01:00:19.750 --> 01:00:21.690 Yeah. You should go talk to him. 01:00:26.490 --> 01:00:29.350 Sorry, uh... Sorry, excuse me. 01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:31.750 Is it true you're Little Ronni? 01:00:31.750 --> 01:00:33.720 Well, maybe not so little anymore, 01:00:33.720 --> 01:00:35.220 but, yeah, that's me. 01:00:35.820 --> 01:00:37.050 Wow! 01:00:37.050 --> 01:00:39.650 - Would it be cool to get a selfie? - Yeah, man. Get in here. 01:00:39.650 --> 01:00:40.720 Awesome. Thank you so much. 01:00:40.720 --> 01:00:43.020 I really appreciate it. Thank you. 01:00:43.590 --> 01:00:45.380 Wow. 01:00:45.390 --> 01:00:47.290 (LATIN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 01:01:28.050 --> 01:01:29.820 (WHISPERING) 01:01:32.250 --> 01:01:34.120 Thank you, so are you. 01:01:46.250 --> 01:01:47.750 What is that? 01:01:53.820 --> 01:01:56.420 No, I need to know. I have allergies. 01:02:00.780 --> 01:02:02.420 Wait! Wait. 01:02:05.520 --> 01:02:06.780 Okay. 01:02:42.210 --> 01:02:43.410 (RETCHING) 01:02:48.710 --> 01:02:50.780 (BANGING ON DOOR) 01:02:51.750 --> 01:02:54.010 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 01:03:12.680 --> 01:03:14.550 (ALL SPEAKING GREEK) 01:03:26.050 --> 01:03:28.380 I'm gonna take off my shoes. 01:03:29.750 --> 01:03:31.480 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:22.340 Having fun? 01:04:39.980 --> 01:04:42.040 (DOORBELL CHIMING) 01:04:46.210 --> 01:04:47.570 (DOOR OPENS) 01:04:58.670 --> 01:05:00.140 (DOORBELL CONTINUES CHIMING) 01:05:00.140 --> 01:05:04.010 DUSAN: Enough with the fucking doorbell. 01:05:05.610 --> 01:05:06.940 WOMAN: Good morning, Mr. Dusan. 01:05:06.940 --> 01:05:09.010 We come clean for you. 01:05:19.110 --> 01:05:21.370 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 01:05:29.940 --> 01:05:33.200 DUSAN: So you had fun last night, yeah? 01:05:33.210 --> 01:05:34.840 You didn't know you were so lucky 01:05:34.840 --> 01:05:37.470 to have exciting neighbors such as me. 01:05:37.470 --> 01:05:39.740 Well, I've never been to a party like that. 01:05:39.740 --> 01:05:41.740 There were so many Europeans. 01:05:41.740 --> 01:05:45.570 Did you know Little Ronni was here? I mean, he is historic! 01:05:45.570 --> 01:05:47.240 And boring. 01:05:47.240 --> 01:05:48.870 Good-looking dumb Norwegian guy 01:05:48.870 --> 01:05:51.500 goes around the world having sex with everyone. 01:05:51.510 --> 01:05:53.640 Women, men, hermaphrodites, 01:05:53.640 --> 01:05:56.040 dogs, goats, monkeys. 01:05:56.040 --> 01:05:58.770 He'll be the first small baby to die of syphilis. 01:05:58.770 --> 01:06:01.940 But, yeah, okay, historic. 01:06:01.940 --> 01:06:03.240 Well, apparently, he still lives 01:06:03.240 --> 01:06:05.340 in the original colony, you know, over in Norway. 01:06:05.340 --> 01:06:07.140 I've always wanted to see that. 01:06:07.140 --> 01:06:08.600 It's all right. 01:06:09.540 --> 01:06:11.030 You've been there? 01:06:11.040 --> 01:06:13.700 Yeah. I go once or twice a year. 01:06:13.710 --> 01:06:16.500 Konrad, too. We make business there. 01:06:16.500 --> 01:06:18.000 Very good business. 01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:19.440 Must be something to see. 01:06:19.440 --> 01:06:21.770 You know you can't even get pictures of it online? 01:06:21.770 --> 01:06:27.440 Yes, my friend. The world is filled with things to see. 01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:29.800 I don't know you, Paul, but I like you. 01:06:29.800 --> 01:06:31.000 I like you very much. 01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:32.700 And my advice is, 01:06:32.700 --> 01:06:37.900 get out of this disgusting little fucking apartment and open your eyes. 01:06:37.900 --> 01:06:39.870 Don't be so American. 01:06:39.870 --> 01:06:41.200 You're nice guy, Paul. 01:06:41.200 --> 01:06:43.830 But you're a little bit pathetic guy. 01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:45.930 Last night you dance, you laugh, 01:06:45.940 --> 01:06:48.300 but inside you cry. 01:06:49.970 --> 01:06:52.100 Who are you to talk to me that way? 01:06:53.240 --> 01:06:55.230 I'm Dusan Mirkovic, your neighbor. 01:06:55.240 --> 01:06:56.630 Neighbors are friends. 01:06:56.630 --> 01:06:59.300 Friends tell friends the truth. 01:06:59.300 --> 01:07:02.100 Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole, 01:07:02.100 --> 01:07:04.030 but the world needs assholes. 01:07:04.040 --> 01:07:06.270 Otherwise where would shit go out? 01:07:07.670 --> 01:07:09.400 Dusan, bye. 01:07:09.400 --> 01:07:11.000 Thank you. 01:07:16.140 --> 01:07:18.930 DUSAN: When I think of big people becoming small, 01:07:18.930 --> 01:07:20.530 all the new small cities in the world, 01:07:20.530 --> 01:07:22.630 I see opportunity. 01:07:22.630 --> 01:07:24.960 I ask myself, "Dusan, 01:07:24.970 --> 01:07:27.900 "why do people, they want to become small?" 01:07:27.900 --> 01:07:30.430 To help the environment? Please! 01:07:30.430 --> 01:07:32.860 They become small to have the things 01:07:32.870 --> 01:07:34.700 which until now were only for the rich. 01:07:34.700 --> 01:07:38.200 Which, by the way, is the genius of the concept. 01:07:38.200 --> 01:07:40.930 So I say to my brother, Srdan... 01:07:40.930 --> 01:07:42.730 I work with my brother. 01:07:42.730 --> 01:07:44.070 He's still big. 01:07:44.070 --> 01:07:46.330 My wife, too, by the way. 01:07:46.330 --> 01:07:50.260 I say, "Why not bring very special items, 01:07:50.270 --> 01:07:53.400 "luxury items, to the small consumer?" 01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:56.600 The things that nobody else is thinking to bring. 01:07:57.430 --> 01:07:58.730 Such as? 01:07:58.730 --> 01:08:04.200 Well, Cohiba Esplendido. Cuba. Best cigar in the world. 01:08:04.200 --> 01:08:06.530 How much you pay for this when you're big? 01:08:06.530 --> 01:08:08.430 45, 50 dollars? 01:08:08.430 --> 01:08:12.660 When you're small, I sell you this cigar for one dollar. 01:08:12.670 --> 01:08:17.190 And from this one Cohiba, we make about 2,000 cigars. 01:08:17.200 --> 01:08:20.460 Okay, maybe they're not actually made in Cuba. 01:08:20.460 --> 01:08:22.760 Maybe they're rolled by little Albanians 01:08:22.760 --> 01:08:24.930 in Bujanovac, but who cares? 01:08:24.930 --> 01:08:26.800 And this is just one thing. 01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:29.460 There's perfume and cologne, 01:08:29.460 --> 01:08:33.760 brandy, port, Calvados, truffles, caviar. 01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:35.430 Is all that legal? 01:08:36.000 --> 01:08:39.330 Baby, this is Wild West. 01:08:39.330 --> 01:08:40.600 Who has time chasing after 01:08:40.600 --> 01:08:43.560 some fucking Serbian guy five inches tall 01:08:43.560 --> 01:08:46.460 over a few cigars and some wine? 01:08:46.460 --> 01:08:50.090 My brother and I are now in seven small cities 01:08:50.100 --> 01:08:52.660 around the world. Seven! 01:08:53.130 --> 01:08:55.190 Paul, listen. 01:08:55.200 --> 01:08:56.790 Anything you want, I can get for you. 01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:58.060 Anything, anytime. 01:08:58.060 --> 01:08:59.530 Excuse me a minute. 01:09:13.730 --> 01:09:14.730 Hello. 01:09:17.900 --> 01:09:19.630 Can I talk to you for a minute? 01:09:23.030 --> 01:09:25.760 "Na-pro-sien." What this do? 01:09:33.530 --> 01:09:36.990 Naproxen. It's an anti-inflammatory. 01:09:36.990 --> 01:09:39.890 - It's for pain and swelling. - Ah. 01:09:43.860 --> 01:09:47.130 And this one? What this one do? 01:09:47.130 --> 01:09:50.720 Well, Vicodin. That's also a painkiller. 01:09:50.730 --> 01:09:53.430 But you want to be really careful with that one. 01:09:53.430 --> 01:09:55.490 Painkiller? Painkiller good. 01:09:55.490 --> 01:09:58.820 Listen. This is not my apartment, 01:09:58.830 --> 01:10:01.020 and I'm sure you're probably in a lot of pain, 01:10:01.030 --> 01:10:03.560 but you shouldn't steal pills. 01:10:03.560 --> 01:10:05.160 I no steal. 01:10:05.160 --> 01:10:06.520 They too old, no good. 01:10:06.530 --> 01:10:09.860 Mr. Dusan, he say me okay I take away thing. 01:10:09.860 --> 01:10:11.860 Pill for sick friend. 01:10:19.330 --> 01:10:22.390 Okay. I finish now. Bathroom clean. 01:10:25.290 --> 01:10:27.560 Well, whatever's wrong with your "friend," 01:10:27.560 --> 01:10:30.490 I can see that you have a really, really bad prosthetic foot. 01:10:30.490 --> 01:10:33.220 I'm sure it's causing you pain in your right hip and knee, 01:10:33.230 --> 01:10:36.490 probably your other knee, your lower back. 01:10:36.490 --> 01:10:40.020 How you know these thing? You a doctor? 01:10:40.020 --> 01:10:41.620 Occupational therapist. 01:10:43.290 --> 01:10:45.860 Wait a minute. I know you. 01:10:47.160 --> 01:10:48.820 You're the... Oh, my God! 01:10:48.820 --> 01:10:50.960 You're that woman from a couple years ago, 01:10:50.960 --> 01:10:52.150 the dissident, 01:10:52.160 --> 01:10:55.460 from Thailand or something? What's your name? 01:10:55.460 --> 01:10:57.690 Tran Ngoc Lan. Vietnam. 01:10:57.690 --> 01:11:01.350 Tran Ngoc Lan from Vietnam. Yes, that's right! 01:11:01.360 --> 01:11:04.990 And I remember that you lost your leg below the knee. 01:11:04.990 --> 01:11:06.750 That's... That's you. 01:11:06.990 --> 01:11:07.990 Wow. 01:11:11.920 --> 01:11:13.150 Dusan... 01:11:13.160 --> 01:11:15.550 Hey, do you know who this is here? 01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:17.820 Of course. The famous Ngoc Lan Tran. 01:11:17.820 --> 01:11:19.890 Dramatic escape from Vietnamese prison, 01:11:19.890 --> 01:11:23.220 almost died so now she can clean my house. 01:11:24.020 --> 01:11:27.250 America. Big land of opportunity! 01:11:27.260 --> 01:11:29.520 (BOTH LAUGH) 01:11:32.750 --> 01:11:34.890 Push up. Push again. Push, push, push. 01:11:34.890 --> 01:11:37.890 Okay, that's it. Now take your heel back towards you. 01:11:37.890 --> 01:11:39.720 Even harder if you can. 01:11:39.720 --> 01:11:40.820 Even... Yeah. 01:11:41.220 --> 01:11:42.350 Yeah. 01:11:42.360 --> 01:11:44.350 Put your hand right here. 01:11:44.350 --> 01:11:45.420 Feel that, okay? 01:11:45.420 --> 01:11:46.820 Feel that crunching? You hear it? 01:11:46.820 --> 01:11:50.950 That's arthritis. That's already pretty bad. 01:11:50.950 --> 01:11:52.280 Paul? 01:11:52.290 --> 01:11:53.850 You're full of surprises. 01:11:53.860 --> 01:11:57.420 You can do this, but you work shit job answering phones? 01:11:57.420 --> 01:11:59.350 When I moved down here, I didn't think I'd be working, 01:11:59.350 --> 01:12:00.750 so I let my license expire, 01:12:00.750 --> 01:12:03.550 and now I'd have to get it in a whole other state. 01:12:03.550 --> 01:12:04.850 It's a boring story. 01:12:07.450 --> 01:12:08.980 I hate to say it, 01:12:08.990 --> 01:12:10.480 but if you don't do something pretty soon, 01:12:10.490 --> 01:12:12.180 you're going to need a new knee. 01:12:12.190 --> 01:12:13.820 Maybe even a new hip. 01:12:13.820 --> 01:12:16.180 You've got to go to a specialist as soon as you can 01:12:16.190 --> 01:12:17.380 and get a whole new foot. 01:12:17.390 --> 01:12:18.720 In the meantime, 01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:21.090 I could make some adjustments on the existing prosthetic 01:12:21.090 --> 01:12:23.750 and maybe give you some pointers on how to walk better. 01:12:23.750 --> 01:12:26.880 I just hate to see you needlessly suffer after all you've been through. 01:12:26.890 --> 01:12:29.680 Okay. I finish work, you come with me. 01:12:29.690 --> 01:12:32.350 No, I could get my tools. I can do it right here. 01:12:32.350 --> 01:12:35.680 No. I say you before. My friend sick, need pill. 01:12:35.690 --> 01:12:38.350 You come with me my house, help her. 01:12:38.350 --> 01:12:40.250 You help her. 01:12:40.250 --> 01:12:42.050 I don't think I was clear. 01:12:42.050 --> 01:12:44.750 I can help you with this, but I'm not a doctor, 01:12:44.750 --> 01:12:46.450 so your friend, whatever's wrong with her, 01:12:46.450 --> 01:12:48.380 she's got to go to a clinic or a hospital. 01:12:48.380 --> 01:12:49.550 No! Clinic no good. 01:12:49.550 --> 01:12:51.520 I bring her clinic, wait too long time. 01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:54.880 Stupid doctor say no help for her. No do nothing! 01:12:54.880 --> 01:12:59.150 He no good stupid doctor in big world, now he small. 01:12:59.150 --> 01:13:01.280 You come with me. 01:13:01.280 --> 01:13:03.020 You come with me now. 01:13:03.690 --> 01:13:04.780 Uh... 01:13:06.950 --> 01:13:08.020 Come. 01:13:16.950 --> 01:13:18.780 (MAN COUGHING) 01:13:25.750 --> 01:13:28.720 - PAUL: You live near here? - NGOC LAN: No, still far. 01:13:30.020 --> 01:13:32.020 Maybe we should grab a car. 01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:35.020 No need car. Take bus. 01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:49.680 PAUL: If you don't mind my asking, 01:13:49.680 --> 01:13:51.650 you were so famous a couple years ago. 01:13:51.650 --> 01:13:53.710 I mean, everybody was talking about you. 01:13:53.710 --> 01:13:55.680 I just would've thought you would be 01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:58.210 giving speeches or writing books. 01:13:58.210 --> 01:14:00.880 How'd you wind up cleaning houses? 01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:02.810 Need money for live. 01:14:02.810 --> 01:14:05.750 After TV box, I stay hospital so long time. 01:14:05.750 --> 01:14:06.910 Almost die. 01:14:06.910 --> 01:14:09.810 Then three host family. But too much problem. 01:14:09.810 --> 01:14:11.610 Leisureland people too selfish. 01:14:11.610 --> 01:14:13.450 Better I live only me, work job, 01:14:13.450 --> 01:14:15.080 make money. Easy. 01:14:59.910 --> 01:15:01.610 (MUSIC PLAYING) 01:15:36.040 --> 01:15:38.510 Hey! You! Come! 01:15:39.110 --> 01:15:40.180 Come! 01:15:48.310 --> 01:15:50.640 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 01:16:04.840 --> 01:16:06.940 (MEN SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV) 01:16:43.410 --> 01:16:44.710 NGOC LAN: You! 01:16:44.710 --> 01:16:47.640 Come on! No time for baby dream. 01:16:50.040 --> 01:16:52.310 May I ask how high we're going? 01:16:52.310 --> 01:16:54.310 - Seven floor. - Seven? 01:16:54.310 --> 01:16:57.570 - Can we use the elevator? - No elevator. 01:17:07.000 --> 01:17:08.300 (BABY CRYING) 01:17:09.140 --> 01:17:11.000 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:17:26.500 --> 01:17:27.970 Take the shoe. 01:17:33.700 --> 01:17:35.270 Hola, Gladys. 01:17:39.600 --> 01:17:42.140 This lady Gladys. Gladys my friend. 01:17:42.140 --> 01:17:43.530 She very sick. 01:17:43.540 --> 01:17:45.430 Gladys, how you feel? 01:17:45.440 --> 01:17:48.100 Como estas? Como estas? 01:17:48.100 --> 01:17:49.630 I bring food for you. 01:17:49.640 --> 01:17:52.900 I bring doctor. This man doctor. 01:17:52.900 --> 01:17:54.840 (NGOC LAN SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:17:57.870 --> 01:18:00.570 This lady Gladys alone. No have nobody. 01:18:00.570 --> 01:18:02.840 Husband die Mexico when they make small. 01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:05.330 Stupid people forget take the gold from the teeth. 01:18:05.340 --> 01:18:06.570 Head explode. 01:18:06.570 --> 01:18:09.430 - What? - Husband head explode. 01:18:09.440 --> 01:18:12.500 Head explode! From teeth. 01:18:12.500 --> 01:18:14.270 She come alone, no money. 01:18:14.270 --> 01:18:17.070 I meet her, she housekeeper first host family. 01:18:17.070 --> 01:18:20.630 Rich Leisureland people. Now she sick, no more work. 01:18:20.630 --> 01:18:22.370 Okay, you take care for her. 01:18:26.370 --> 01:18:28.170 I can't do anything for her. 01:18:28.170 --> 01:18:31.770 That woman is really sick. It looks like she might die! 01:18:31.770 --> 01:18:33.630 Oh, yeah, she die soon. 01:18:33.630 --> 01:18:36.230 Cancer. Cancer all over stomach. 01:18:36.230 --> 01:18:39.970 I be with her she die. Most bad thing die alone. 01:18:57.670 --> 01:18:59.800 Come on. Be like doctor. 01:19:02.400 --> 01:19:04.130 Make her feel good. 01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:09.700 Hola, senora. 01:19:09.700 --> 01:19:12.330 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:19:19.470 --> 01:19:21.270 Which pill most good for her? 01:19:21.930 --> 01:19:23.660 (IN ENGLISH) I have no idea. 01:19:23.670 --> 01:19:25.660 But you know thing. 01:19:25.670 --> 01:19:27.400 Which pill most strong? 01:19:31.330 --> 01:19:33.200 Percocet. 01:19:33.200 --> 01:19:36.500 Yes, Percocet. Very good for pain. 01:19:36.500 --> 01:19:39.160 How much? Two? Four? Five? How much? 01:19:40.230 --> 01:19:41.860 Try two. 01:19:41.870 --> 01:19:45.200 Two? This lady very sick. Pill old. 01:19:45.200 --> 01:19:46.460 We give four. 01:19:50.160 --> 01:19:51.400 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:19:53.330 --> 01:19:54.800 Gracias, doctor. 01:19:57.730 --> 01:19:59.860 Have you tried to move her every couple hours, 01:19:59.860 --> 01:20:01.930 so she doesn't get bedsores? 01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:05.060 We should probably do that. 01:20:06.830 --> 01:20:09.260 - Go. There you go. Okay. - (GROANING) 01:20:09.260 --> 01:20:11.360 See? You know thing. 01:20:18.800 --> 01:20:22.330 Thank you, Mr. Dusan friend. You help Gladys good. 01:20:22.330 --> 01:20:24.590 Okay. Well, 01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:25.990 let's make those adjustments. 01:20:26.000 --> 01:20:27.890 If you just want to slip off your foot. 01:20:27.900 --> 01:20:29.760 No, no foot. I tired. 01:20:29.760 --> 01:20:33.160 You go away. I stay with Gladys, you go away now. 01:20:33.160 --> 01:20:35.760 - Really? I mean... - I tired. You go away. 01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:36.930 Okay. 01:20:36.930 --> 01:20:39.190 Some other time, I guess. 01:20:39.200 --> 01:20:42.060 I just don't know when I'm gonna see you again. 01:20:43.130 --> 01:20:45.790 Thursday. You come Thursday, okay? 01:20:45.790 --> 01:20:48.990 Thursday morning you come fix leg. 10:00. 01:20:51.790 --> 01:20:53.790 Thursday at 10:00. 01:20:58.790 --> 01:21:02.460 My name's Paul, by the way. Paul Safranek. 01:21:11.760 --> 01:21:13.460 Let's see... 01:21:13.460 --> 01:21:15.790 The extra-large is available in 01:21:15.790 --> 01:21:21.160 glacier, pebble, tulip, cayenne, moss and aubergine. 01:21:21.160 --> 01:21:24.660 WOMAN: Cayenne? Is that like red? 01:21:24.660 --> 01:21:28.420 It's... It's a brownish red. It's more like brick. 01:21:28.430 --> 01:21:30.820 No, I don't like brick. 01:21:30.830 --> 01:21:33.160 Do you think moss is pretty? 01:21:33.160 --> 01:21:34.920 You know, I don't know, lady. 01:21:34.930 --> 01:21:37.160 Why don't you just pick a color, please? 01:21:37.160 --> 01:21:39.560 Don't be short with me! 01:21:39.560 --> 01:21:41.690 What did you say? 01:21:41.690 --> 01:21:43.890 (MEN SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV) 01:21:53.160 --> 01:21:54.160 Hi. 01:21:56.230 --> 01:21:57.230 Shoe. 01:22:00.690 --> 01:22:02.090 Where's Gladys? 01:22:02.460 --> 01:22:03.890 Oh, she die. 01:22:03.890 --> 01:22:05.320 No. Oh... 01:22:05.320 --> 01:22:06.860 I'm so sorry. 01:22:06.860 --> 01:22:09.190 I think maybe I give her too much pill. 01:22:09.190 --> 01:22:12.060 Anyway, she die very happy, smiling. 01:22:12.990 --> 01:22:15.490 - Okay, you fix foot now. - (SOFTLY) What? 01:22:16.590 --> 01:22:17.920 (GRUNTS) 01:22:19.420 --> 01:22:20.960 You do quick. 01:22:20.960 --> 01:22:24.560 Must clean house soon, one hour. You do quick. 01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:27.220 Quick! 01:22:33.290 --> 01:22:34.350 Oh. 01:22:34.360 --> 01:22:35.820 Thank you, very nice. 01:22:35.820 --> 01:22:38.820 You finish soon, okay? I very busy. 01:22:38.820 --> 01:22:40.290 I'm getting there. 01:22:46.860 --> 01:22:49.120 I guess you like butterflies. 01:22:50.860 --> 01:22:51.990 Butterflies? 01:22:51.990 --> 01:22:54.720 Yes, I like very much. 01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:56.690 When I little girl, my father, 01:22:56.690 --> 01:22:59.820 he take me, my sister go see butterfly. 01:22:59.820 --> 01:23:02.350 Near my village they live in the tree. 01:23:02.750 --> 01:23:04.150 You know, 01:23:04.150 --> 01:23:08.250 they fly cold place to hot place every year. 01:23:08.250 --> 01:23:10.920 Stay tree, then go away, come back. 01:23:12.890 --> 01:23:14.320 Migrating butterflies. 01:23:14.320 --> 01:23:16.390 - Yes. - That sounds beautiful. 01:23:17.390 --> 01:23:19.590 How do you say "butterfly" in Vietnamese? 01:23:20.690 --> 01:23:22.490 (SPEAKS VIETNAMESE) 01:23:22.490 --> 01:23:23.620 (MISPRONOUNCES) 01:23:25.690 --> 01:23:27.350 (SPEAKS VIETNAMESE SLOWLY) 01:23:28.990 --> 01:23:30.050 (REPEATS) 01:23:30.050 --> 01:23:31.980 You miss your village? 01:23:31.990 --> 01:23:33.650 No more village. 01:23:33.650 --> 01:23:37.180 Government make the people go away, put water all over. 01:23:37.190 --> 01:23:39.820 All over everywhere! Too much water. 01:23:39.820 --> 01:23:41.220 Too much water? 01:23:41.220 --> 01:23:43.680 Big water for make electricity. 01:23:43.690 --> 01:23:44.820 Oh, a dam. 01:23:44.820 --> 01:23:47.290 Yes, dam. They make dam. 01:23:47.850 --> 01:23:50.720 Many village no more. 01:23:50.720 --> 01:23:52.920 That's why I go prison. 01:23:52.920 --> 01:23:55.780 Me, my sister make protest. 01:23:55.780 --> 01:23:57.950 - Big protest. - Uh-huh. 01:23:58.990 --> 01:24:01.120 Well, where's your sister now? 01:24:02.520 --> 01:24:04.450 She die prison. 01:24:09.720 --> 01:24:13.320 Too cold, chest fill up bad. She die. 01:24:23.080 --> 01:24:25.180 (CLATTERING) 01:24:27.650 --> 01:24:29.580 - What happened? - Nothing. 01:24:31.620 --> 01:24:33.120 Just give me a minute. 01:24:33.120 --> 01:24:35.850 - What you do? - No, nothing, nothing. 01:24:35.850 --> 01:24:37.280 NGOC LAN: You stupid man! 01:24:37.280 --> 01:24:39.680 You needed a new foot anyway. We'll get you a good one. 01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:41.110 Is that so hard to understand? 01:24:41.120 --> 01:24:43.920 - Jesus! - No say Jesus bad way. 01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:45.880 Now I'm supposed to watch my language? 01:24:45.880 --> 01:24:47.310 You're worse than my mother. 01:24:47.320 --> 01:24:48.950 I feel sorry for your mother. 01:24:48.950 --> 01:24:51.650 I sure she suffer too much for your fault. 01:24:56.580 --> 01:24:58.410 Not do so fast! 01:24:58.420 --> 01:25:01.820 Vacuum cleaner need time same direction clean good. 01:25:07.650 --> 01:25:09.020 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 01:25:11.850 --> 01:25:13.080 And you can take these. 01:25:13.080 --> 01:25:16.580 These are samosas from a couple of days ago. 01:25:16.580 --> 01:25:19.350 NGOC LAN: Thank you, yes. I take all these. 01:25:19.350 --> 01:25:21.780 Oh! I think this is saag paneer. 01:25:21.780 --> 01:25:23.710 It might be a little bit old. 01:25:25.980 --> 01:25:27.380 (SNIFFS) Oh... 01:25:27.380 --> 01:25:30.180 In prison we die for such food. 01:25:33.550 --> 01:25:36.010 Okay. Not too many leftover entrees today, 01:25:36.010 --> 01:25:37.680 but I threw in lots of baked potato soup. 01:25:38.480 --> 01:25:39.910 Thank you, Roger. 01:25:39.910 --> 01:25:41.750 ROGER: There you go. 01:25:41.750 --> 01:25:44.780 Hey, you finally got yourself a helper, huh, Ngoc Lan? 01:25:44.780 --> 01:25:47.250 This Paul. He break my foot. 01:25:49.180 --> 01:25:50.410 How'd you manage that, buddy? 01:25:50.410 --> 01:25:51.980 It's a long story. We're sorting it out. 01:25:51.980 --> 01:25:53.880 NGOC LAN: He stupid! 01:25:53.880 --> 01:25:56.110 (TV PLAYING) 01:26:04.780 --> 01:26:07.240 Hola, Señor Cardenas. 01:26:07.240 --> 01:26:10.140 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:26:25.610 --> 01:26:28.380 (IN ENGLISH) Okay. Over here. This way. 01:26:34.110 --> 01:26:36.810 (ALL SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:26:36.810 --> 01:26:38.640 PAUL: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, that looks really painful. 01:26:38.650 --> 01:26:40.540 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:26:43.940 --> 01:26:46.310 I bet that's ringworm, 01:26:46.310 --> 01:26:47.740 which I don't know how to say in Spanish. 01:26:47.740 --> 01:26:52.270 But ringworm is a fungus, so you want it dry. 01:26:52.280 --> 01:26:55.340 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:26:55.340 --> 01:26:57.380 (IN ENGLISH) And I'll see if I can pick something up 01:26:57.380 --> 01:26:59.210 at the drugstore and bring it for him tomorrow. 01:26:59.210 --> 01:27:00.740 Yes, you bring. 01:27:00.740 --> 01:27:03.510 (ALL SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:27:05.010 --> 01:27:06.410 (IN ENGLISH) Okay, next. Let's go. 01:27:06.410 --> 01:27:07.710 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:27:07.710 --> 01:27:09.840 - NGOC LAN: Let's go! - PAUL: I'm coming. 01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:12.440 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 01:27:13.940 --> 01:27:15.070 NGOC LAN: Take care for him. 01:27:15.080 --> 01:27:16.480 - See you next time. - Gracias. 01:27:18.280 --> 01:27:20.070 So that's it? We go home now? 01:27:20.080 --> 01:27:22.710 Now we go church pray Jesus. 01:27:22.710 --> 01:27:25.270 (ALL SINGING IN SPANISH) 01:27:39.040 --> 01:27:40.910 (ALL CONTINUE SINGING IN SPANISH) 01:27:52.210 --> 01:27:54.940 You come back tomorrow, pick me up 8:00. 01:27:54.940 --> 01:27:56.810 Yeah, okay, I'll be here. 01:28:06.610 --> 01:28:08.170 NGOC LAN: Good morning, Mr. Dusan. 01:28:08.170 --> 01:28:09.810 We come clean for you. 01:28:12.910 --> 01:28:14.710 (LAUGHING) 01:28:30.310 --> 01:28:33.240 Answering telephones was not dignified enough for you. 01:28:33.240 --> 01:28:35.800 Now you progress to cleaning toilets. 01:28:35.810 --> 01:28:37.600 I love you, Paul. 01:28:37.600 --> 01:28:40.870 I really love you. You're such a funny guy. 01:28:40.870 --> 01:28:42.200 Hilarious. 01:28:42.200 --> 01:28:46.100 Like I said, you're too much a nice guy 01:28:46.110 --> 01:28:48.640 and a little bit pathetic guy. 01:28:48.640 --> 01:28:50.640 It's just until she gets a new foot. 01:28:50.640 --> 01:28:53.230 - When will that be? - I don't know. The doctor said 01:28:53.240 --> 01:28:54.770 a month, maybe six weeks. 01:28:54.770 --> 01:28:57.140 - That's an eternity. - I know! 01:28:57.140 --> 01:28:58.900 Meantime, she's stuck with a peg leg, 01:28:58.910 --> 01:29:01.170 which is almost as bad as having nothing at all. 01:29:01.170 --> 01:29:02.340 I mean, look at her! 01:29:02.340 --> 01:29:05.070 She's waddling around like a goddamn pirate. 01:29:05.070 --> 01:29:06.640 (LAUGHING) 01:29:06.640 --> 01:29:08.670 Paul! You no talk with Mr. Dusan. 01:29:08.670 --> 01:29:10.770 You go upstair with Veronica. 01:29:11.900 --> 01:29:14.000 - Paul! - I heard you. 01:29:14.000 --> 01:29:15.670 Don't worry, Paul. 01:29:18.270 --> 01:29:20.340 Dusan will save you. 01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:24.700 (GRUNTING) 01:29:28.540 --> 01:29:29.940 (SNIFFS) 01:29:31.670 --> 01:29:33.000 NGOC LAN: Wow. 01:29:34.570 --> 01:29:36.970 Yeah, Miss Tran, take everything. 01:29:38.700 --> 01:29:41.600 Mr. Konrad and I are leaving day after tomorrow 01:29:41.600 --> 01:29:43.900 and don't know when we'll be back. 01:29:45.040 --> 01:29:46.830 Okay, good. Thank you. 01:29:46.830 --> 01:29:49.030 Paul, Mr. Dusan say I take all the food. 01:29:49.030 --> 01:29:51.030 You go find me big box. 01:29:51.030 --> 01:29:52.300 In a minute. 01:29:52.300 --> 01:29:55.000 First there's something very important to discuss. 01:29:56.900 --> 01:29:58.170 Me? 01:29:58.170 --> 01:30:00.430 This is the situation. 01:30:00.440 --> 01:30:02.500 I don't know exactly what, 01:30:02.500 --> 01:30:04.570 but something big, very big, 01:30:04.570 --> 01:30:07.300 is happening at the original small colony. 01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:09.670 You know, the one in Norway. 01:30:09.670 --> 01:30:11.470 They want me to go there right away 01:30:11.470 --> 01:30:14.100 with a very important delivery. 01:30:14.100 --> 01:30:15.530 It's too complicated to explain. 01:30:15.530 --> 01:30:18.400 Top secret and very urgent, 01:30:18.400 --> 01:30:23.760 but most important, they are offering us very big money. 01:30:23.770 --> 01:30:25.030 Very big. 01:30:25.030 --> 01:30:26.700 And that means 01:30:26.700 --> 01:30:30.800 we need extra help to do this quickly, make them happy 01:30:30.800 --> 01:30:33.530 and, I'm sorry to say, we need the same excellent helper 01:30:33.530 --> 01:30:35.560 who's currently helping you. 01:30:35.570 --> 01:30:37.030 Him. 01:30:37.030 --> 01:30:38.360 That's right, Ngoc Lan. 01:30:38.370 --> 01:30:40.970 I have to go with these guys to Norway. 01:30:43.300 --> 01:30:46.000 So you say 01:30:46.000 --> 01:30:48.900 Paul go with you Norway? 01:30:48.900 --> 01:30:50.900 That's the situation. 01:30:50.900 --> 01:30:54.700 - Emergency situation! - And deeply humanitarian. 01:30:55.960 --> 01:30:57.760 PAUL: I mean, Ngoc Lan, I will 01:30:57.770 --> 01:31:00.460 be able to help when I get back 100%, 01:31:00.460 --> 01:31:02.330 and when you get the new foot, and... 01:31:02.330 --> 01:31:03.930 NGOC LAN: You leave Wednesday? 01:31:04.330 --> 01:31:05.530 Yes. 01:31:06.630 --> 01:31:08.500 And how long you go? 01:31:11.630 --> 01:31:13.830 Ten days, maybe more. 01:31:19.400 --> 01:31:21.800 Okay. Yes, Norway. 01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:24.000 I go Norway, too. 01:31:24.000 --> 01:31:26.260 No, no, no. Not you. 01:31:26.260 --> 01:31:27.800 Only Paul. 01:31:27.800 --> 01:31:30.730 I go Norway, too. Paul, you help me on the trip. 01:31:32.200 --> 01:31:33.390 But you're very busy here 01:31:33.400 --> 01:31:36.360 with humanitarian activities on your own. 01:31:36.360 --> 01:31:38.490 And your cleaning business! 01:31:38.500 --> 01:31:41.230 Veronica and other ladies know every place. 01:31:41.230 --> 01:31:42.890 They do for me, I pay them good. 01:31:42.900 --> 01:31:44.960 No problem I go. 01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:47.760 Norway colony people invite me so many time, 01:31:47.760 --> 01:31:49.230 but I never go. 01:31:49.230 --> 01:31:51.630 Feel so, so guilty! 01:31:52.360 --> 01:31:54.500 They so nice people. 01:31:55.200 --> 01:31:56.460 What? 01:31:56.460 --> 01:31:58.130 Who invited you? 01:31:59.560 --> 01:32:03.160 When I hospital so long time after TV box, 01:32:03.160 --> 01:32:05.360 people all over world 01:32:05.360 --> 01:32:08.990 send me happy card, flower, candy. 01:32:08.990 --> 01:32:10.590 Make me feel good. 01:32:11.130 --> 01:32:12.530 So many letter. 01:32:12.530 --> 01:32:15.390 One letter very special I never forget. 01:32:15.400 --> 01:32:17.860 From Jorgen Asbjornsen. 01:32:19.390 --> 01:32:21.960 You got a letter from Jorgen Asbjornsen? 01:32:22.660 --> 01:32:25.460 Dr. Asbjornsen write me. 01:32:25.460 --> 01:32:30.060 Say he feel so, so bad I suffer for he fault. 01:32:31.930 --> 01:32:33.660 He say he painful. 01:32:33.660 --> 01:32:36.660 He never think make small so bad for people. 01:32:38.130 --> 01:32:41.490 Dr. Asbjornsen letter make me feel so good, 01:32:41.490 --> 01:32:42.990 I write letter, too. 01:32:42.990 --> 01:32:46.590 Say now first time I happy be small. 01:32:49.660 --> 01:32:52.860 He say me make trip go Norway any day. 01:32:53.530 --> 01:32:55.920 But I too busy. 01:32:55.930 --> 01:32:56.960 Always too busy. 01:32:56.960 --> 01:33:00.920 Now Jesus give me special gift go Norway. 01:33:02.190 --> 01:33:03.190 (SNIFFLES) 01:33:03.190 --> 01:33:06.790 Thank you, Mr. Dusan. Thank you, Mr. Konrad. 01:33:08.730 --> 01:33:11.860 Yes. I go Norway, too. 01:33:11.860 --> 01:33:13.720 So happy! 01:33:13.730 --> 01:33:16.060 Thank you special time. 01:33:20.320 --> 01:33:21.860 (SNIFFLES) 01:33:56.790 --> 01:33:59.120 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 01:34:16.220 --> 01:34:18.290 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 01:34:27.790 --> 01:34:29.960 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 01:34:58.690 --> 01:35:01.390 (THUDS ON DECK) 01:35:09.720 --> 01:35:12.020 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 01:35:16.520 --> 01:35:17.950 Paul, look. 01:35:17.950 --> 01:35:21.150 This Jorgen Asbjornsen and he wife. 01:35:22.820 --> 01:35:25.880 Oh, my God. Jorgen Asbjornsen? 01:35:27.090 --> 01:35:28.480 Hello. 01:35:28.490 --> 01:35:31.580 - It's just such an honor. - Hello, hello. 01:35:31.580 --> 01:35:32.850 NGOC LAN: See, Paul? 01:35:33.380 --> 01:35:34.950 Jesus smile for me. 01:35:34.950 --> 01:35:38.080 I say Paul I want visit Norway only for meet you. 01:35:38.620 --> 01:35:39.820 It's true. 01:35:39.820 --> 01:35:42.150 - I'm Anne-Helene. - Hello. 01:35:42.150 --> 01:35:44.150 Please sit. Join us. 01:35:44.150 --> 01:35:45.480 PAUL: Thank you. 01:35:45.480 --> 01:35:47.250 We're watching the world go by. 01:35:47.250 --> 01:35:49.550 PAUL: Sounds great. 01:35:49.550 --> 01:35:51.620 You have no idea how terribly grief-stricken 01:35:51.620 --> 01:35:54.380 we were by Miss Tran's case. 01:35:54.380 --> 01:35:58.180 Jorgen has lost so much sleep over all the abuses. 01:36:08.520 --> 01:36:10.280 JORGEN: It's humbling, huh? 01:36:11.350 --> 01:36:14.680 Nature is such a patient sculptor. 01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:16.680 Grinding a tiny bit 01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:20.110 each day, slowly, slowly, for thousands of years, 01:36:20.120 --> 01:36:25.150 to make such a supremely beautiful thing. 01:36:27.420 --> 01:36:28.950 What a waste. 01:36:30.880 --> 01:36:34.080 What a dreadful waste. 01:36:43.780 --> 01:36:45.580 You'll have to excuse Jorgen. 01:36:45.580 --> 01:36:49.110 These past few days has been especially hard. 01:36:49.110 --> 01:36:52.280 Such a big decision to make, and so quickly. 01:36:52.280 --> 01:36:55.180 Normally, when we visit the colony, we like to spend 01:36:55.180 --> 01:36:58.880 a few days in Henningsvar, but then the news came. 01:36:59.680 --> 01:37:00.980 And... 01:37:00.980 --> 01:37:04.780 Yeah, well, here we are, suddenly imposing on you. 01:37:04.780 --> 01:37:06.910 We scarcely had the time to pack. 01:37:07.810 --> 01:37:10.550 I'm sorry, wait, what news? 01:37:10.550 --> 01:37:13.140 Why, the methane release in Antarctica. 01:37:13.150 --> 01:37:15.310 You must know about the methane. 01:37:16.350 --> 01:37:17.610 Yeah. 01:37:17.610 --> 01:37:19.410 That's not new, is it? I mean... 01:37:20.650 --> 01:37:22.310 New or old, 01:37:23.110 --> 01:37:24.710 it's the end. 01:37:25.580 --> 01:37:28.380 It's the end of everything. 01:37:30.380 --> 01:37:34.810 The world has already seen five major extinctions, 01:37:34.810 --> 01:37:37.010 and now there will be another. 01:37:37.010 --> 01:37:40.810 I didn't want to believe it, none of us did, 01:37:40.810 --> 01:37:44.980 but there we were in Helsinki, big and small: 01:37:44.980 --> 01:37:47.910 Climatologists, bacteriologists, 01:37:47.910 --> 01:37:51.710 demographers, physicists, immunologists. 01:37:51.710 --> 01:37:55.780 Twenty-six Nobel Prize winners among us. 01:37:55.780 --> 01:37:58.510 We built all the models, did all the math 01:37:58.510 --> 01:38:02.110 and our conclusion was consistent. 01:38:02.110 --> 01:38:06.640 Homo sapiens will soon vanish from the Earth. 01:38:06.640 --> 01:38:09.780 It is now an actuarial certainty. 01:38:10.640 --> 01:38:13.380 No matter how the end will come, 01:38:13.380 --> 01:38:15.680 environmental disaster, 01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:18.710 pandemic disease, unbreathable air, 01:38:18.710 --> 01:38:20.180 impotable water, 01:38:20.180 --> 01:38:22.840 not enough food, nuclear winter, 01:38:22.840 --> 01:38:25.910 some combination of them all, 01:38:26.740 --> 01:38:28.880 relatively soon the Earth will 01:38:28.880 --> 01:38:31.940 indeed purge itself of human life 01:38:32.980 --> 01:38:35.980 and God knows how many other species. 01:38:37.440 --> 01:38:38.810 Do you really mean extinction? 01:38:38.810 --> 01:38:40.510 What about downsizing? 01:38:40.510 --> 01:38:42.640 Yeah, yeah, too little too late. 01:38:42.640 --> 01:38:45.670 Only 3% of the world has miniaturized. 01:38:45.670 --> 01:38:47.840 There simply isn't enough time. 01:38:50.510 --> 01:38:51.610 (CHUCKLES) 01:38:51.610 --> 01:38:55.640 Not a very successful species, these Homo sapiens, 01:38:55.640 --> 01:38:58.710 even with such great intelligence. 01:38:58.710 --> 01:39:01.770 Barely 200,000 years. 01:39:01.780 --> 01:39:04.410 Alligator has survived 200 million years 01:39:04.410 --> 01:39:06.970 with a brain the size of a walnut. 01:39:11.510 --> 01:39:12.740 PAUL: People have been predicting 01:39:12.740 --> 01:39:15.440 the end of the world for thousands of years. 01:39:16.440 --> 01:39:18.440 Now it's really happening. 01:39:20.770 --> 01:39:23.310 I guess somebody had to be right someday. 01:39:24.670 --> 01:39:26.210 So sad. 01:39:27.570 --> 01:39:29.040 Very sad. 01:39:43.040 --> 01:39:46.440 Okay, I go sleep now. Good night, Paul. 01:39:47.310 --> 01:39:49.240 Good night, Ngoc Lan. 01:39:51.840 --> 01:39:53.640 (GROANS SOFTLY) 01:39:53.640 --> 01:39:56.100 - You okay? - I fine. 01:39:56.110 --> 01:39:58.870 You know, maybe I should take a look at your leg. 01:39:58.870 --> 01:40:01.070 Okay. Yes, you look. 01:40:05.670 --> 01:40:07.000 PAUL: Ah, yep. 01:40:07.340 --> 01:40:09.070 Wow. 01:40:09.070 --> 01:40:12.070 That peg is really making the skin chafe. 01:40:12.610 --> 01:40:14.240 Okay. 01:40:21.600 --> 01:40:22.640 You know, 01:40:23.640 --> 01:40:26.040 if somebody had told me 10 years ago 01:40:26.040 --> 01:40:29.430 that one day I'd be five inches tall and divorced 01:40:29.440 --> 01:40:32.670 helping a famous Vietnamese dissident get a new foot 01:40:32.670 --> 01:40:35.100 while cruising up a fjord in Norway 01:40:35.100 --> 01:40:36.570 discussing the end of the world 01:40:36.570 --> 01:40:38.100 with Jorgen Asbjornsen, 01:40:39.140 --> 01:40:41.270 I'd have said he was crazy. 01:40:43.670 --> 01:40:45.270 (NGOC LAN EXHALES) 01:41:16.600 --> 01:41:18.130 I'm sorry. 01:41:18.130 --> 01:41:20.560 I'm sorry, I thought... 01:41:20.570 --> 01:41:22.170 Jesus, I'm such an idiot. 01:41:22.600 --> 01:41:23.600 No. 01:41:25.470 --> 01:41:28.000 Please. I want. 01:41:41.800 --> 01:41:44.030 (HORN BLOWING IN DISTANCE) 01:41:55.630 --> 01:41:58.470 (HORN CONTINUES BLOWING) 01:42:05.070 --> 01:42:06.530 Good morning. 01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:10.270 Good morning. 01:42:13.800 --> 01:42:15.300 What's that sound? 01:42:15.800 --> 01:42:17.260 A greeting. 01:42:17.830 --> 01:42:19.100 (SHIP WHISTLE BLOWING) 01:42:21.500 --> 01:42:24.060 (BLOWING) 01:42:42.100 --> 01:42:44.630 (MEN SPEAKING NORWEGIAN) 01:43:50.630 --> 01:43:54.520 PAUL: Wow! That's it. That's the original colony! 01:43:54.530 --> 01:43:57.390 What, and there's no net? No walls? 01:43:57.390 --> 01:43:58.690 JORGEN: No, we've been lucky. 01:43:58.690 --> 01:44:02.260 We are too close to the sea for the mosquitoes. 01:44:02.260 --> 01:44:04.960 And over the years we realized that the birds, 01:44:04.960 --> 01:44:07.130 they prefer the lemmings. 01:44:07.130 --> 01:44:09.860 But, yes, this is where we started 01:44:09.860 --> 01:44:11.390 many years ago. 01:44:13.860 --> 01:44:16.320 (SHEEP BLEATING) 01:44:16.330 --> 01:44:18.790 - (MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) - (DOG BARKING) 01:44:20.790 --> 01:44:22.490 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 01:44:40.230 --> 01:44:41.890 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 01:44:46.460 --> 01:44:49.060 JORGEN: George, good to see you. 01:44:49.060 --> 01:44:50.990 Good to see you. Welcome, welcome. 01:44:50.990 --> 01:44:52.260 No, no... 01:44:52.260 --> 01:44:53.460 SOLVEIG: Jorgen! 01:44:54.120 --> 01:44:55.720 Anne-Helene! 01:44:55.720 --> 01:45:00.460 Oh, thank God you're here! Why didn't anyone tell me? 01:45:00.790 --> 01:45:01.960 Oh! 01:45:01.960 --> 01:45:04.620 I love you so much! 01:45:05.420 --> 01:45:07.820 I love you both so much. 01:45:08.720 --> 01:45:10.090 Ever since the decision, 01:45:10.090 --> 01:45:12.120 I didn't feel right without you here. 01:45:12.120 --> 01:45:14.060 And you know how I am when I worry. 01:45:14.060 --> 01:45:16.020 I can't eat, I can't sleep. 01:45:16.020 --> 01:45:18.290 Ask anyone here, they tell you. 01:45:18.290 --> 01:45:20.550 Sorry to interrupt, Jorgen, 01:45:20.560 --> 01:45:22.960 but we need your advice. Immediately. 01:45:22.960 --> 01:45:24.690 Yes. Excuse us, Solveig. 01:45:24.690 --> 01:45:25.590 Of course, darling. 01:45:25.590 --> 01:45:27.920 You've got important things to do. 01:45:29.220 --> 01:45:32.190 Oh! Dusan, Dusan, Dusan! 01:45:32.190 --> 01:45:35.450 Bless you for coming so quickly. 01:45:37.790 --> 01:45:39.320 Solveig, my darling. 01:45:39.320 --> 01:45:42.190 I'm always happy to help in difficult times, 01:45:42.190 --> 01:45:43.450 in easy times, in happy times. 01:45:43.450 --> 01:45:45.690 It's always a pleasure to come and visit you 01:45:45.690 --> 01:45:47.450 and your lovely village. 01:45:47.450 --> 01:45:49.920 - It is lovely, isn't it? - Oh. 01:45:49.920 --> 01:45:53.990 I can't bear to think I won't see it again. 01:45:53.990 --> 01:45:55.650 You know, I'm the one who made 01:45:55.650 --> 01:45:58.490 this colony possible in the first place. 01:45:58.490 --> 01:46:01.820 I've been coming since I was just a baby. 01:46:01.820 --> 01:46:03.950 I remember one time... 01:46:04.690 --> 01:46:07.590 Wait. I know you. 01:46:07.590 --> 01:46:10.390 You were in my dream last night! 01:46:10.390 --> 01:46:13.120 You were a horse, or a pony. 01:46:13.120 --> 01:46:15.050 Something very strong! 01:46:15.050 --> 01:46:16.590 And I mounted you 01:46:16.590 --> 01:46:20.980 and rode you through a dangerous forest. 01:46:20.990 --> 01:46:23.850 - Okay. - And here you are, 01:46:23.850 --> 01:46:26.250 right before we leave. 01:46:26.250 --> 01:46:28.650 Another miracle! 01:46:28.650 --> 01:46:31.780 You are coming with us, aren't you? 01:46:31.790 --> 01:46:32.990 Where are you going? 01:46:34.920 --> 01:46:36.720 In there. 01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:38.420 Would you like to see? 01:46:50.350 --> 01:46:51.680 Where this go? 01:46:52.250 --> 01:46:54.250 To the vault! 01:46:54.990 --> 01:46:56.850 - The vault? - Oh, yes. 01:46:56.850 --> 01:46:58.020 We've been working on it 01:46:58.020 --> 01:47:00.520 almost since the very beginning. 01:47:00.520 --> 01:47:03.180 When Jorgen made his big discovery, 01:47:03.190 --> 01:47:06.250 I said, look, Jorgen, you're a genius 01:47:06.250 --> 01:47:08.480 and downsizing is a genius idea, 01:47:08.490 --> 01:47:10.580 no one is questioning that, 01:47:10.580 --> 01:47:14.350 but what if people don't accept it? 01:47:14.350 --> 01:47:17.580 What if it doesn't come out on time? 01:47:17.580 --> 01:47:20.150 Anyway, this is what they came up with. 01:47:20.150 --> 01:47:22.780 On my suggestion. 01:47:22.780 --> 01:47:24.350 Torvald, be a sweetheart 01:47:24.350 --> 01:47:26.780 and give our friends a little tour. 01:47:27.580 --> 01:47:29.220 Oh, sure. 01:47:29.220 --> 01:47:32.350 The tunnel leads to a vault 1.6 kilometers 01:47:32.350 --> 01:47:33.980 inside the Earth's lithosphere 01:47:33.980 --> 01:47:37.910 and is encased in a double layer of Inconel 625. 01:47:37.920 --> 01:47:39.250 In addition to maintaining 01:47:39.250 --> 01:47:41.580 a broad spectrum of biodiversity, 01:47:41.580 --> 01:47:45.180 the vault is equipped with fields for growing foods, 01:47:45.180 --> 01:47:46.710 forests for lumber, 01:47:46.720 --> 01:47:49.350 livestock for animal husbandry... 01:47:49.350 --> 01:47:52.150 The residential areas are spacious 01:47:52.150 --> 01:47:53.750 and easily expandable 01:47:53.750 --> 01:47:56.420 to provide for future generations. 01:47:57.410 --> 01:48:00.150 Wait, but... That's not all underground. 01:48:00.150 --> 01:48:01.410 SOLVEIG: Oh, yes. 01:48:01.410 --> 01:48:04.480 Our new small size makes it possible. 01:48:04.480 --> 01:48:06.380 Otherwise we never could have dreamed 01:48:06.380 --> 01:48:08.580 of preserving so much of the world 01:48:08.580 --> 01:48:11.110 in a single safe place. 01:48:11.120 --> 01:48:13.640 This is brilliant! 01:48:13.650 --> 01:48:16.640 I mean, isn't this brilliant? It's like Noah's Ark! 01:48:16.650 --> 01:48:18.350 - (SCOFFS) - SOLVEIG: Yes, exactly. 01:48:18.350 --> 01:48:19.940 It's Noah's Ark. 01:48:19.950 --> 01:48:23.140 So, what do you do for power? Is it nuclear? 01:48:23.150 --> 01:48:25.410 TORVALD: No, no, 100% geothermal. 01:48:25.410 --> 01:48:27.580 And we have interoperable organic systems 01:48:27.580 --> 01:48:30.210 to manage production of artificial sunlight, 01:48:30.210 --> 01:48:34.750 oxygen, CO2 elimination, water purification, and so on. 01:48:37.280 --> 01:48:39.880 And how long will you stay down there? 01:48:39.880 --> 01:48:41.880 Torvald, how long is it? 01:48:41.880 --> 01:48:43.510 8,000 years? 01:48:43.510 --> 01:48:45.010 TORVALD: Well, something like that. 01:48:45.010 --> 01:48:48.050 Just until the surface environment stabilizes. 01:48:51.310 --> 01:48:52.540 SCIENTIST: It's not unprecedented 01:48:52.540 --> 01:48:54.480 what we are doing here. 01:48:54.480 --> 01:48:56.710 Less than 100,000 years ago, 01:48:56.710 --> 01:48:59.940 humans underwent a near extinction. 01:48:59.950 --> 01:49:02.010 Maybe 2,000 survived. 01:49:02.010 --> 01:49:03.110 And from that handful 01:49:03.110 --> 01:49:05.740 came all of the billions of people you see today. 01:49:05.740 --> 01:49:08.080 Rebooting the species. It's nothing new. 01:49:08.080 --> 01:49:09.110 Yeah, exactly. 01:49:12.010 --> 01:49:13.810 (GLASS CLINKING) 01:49:17.810 --> 01:49:19.810 My friends. 01:49:19.810 --> 01:49:21.040 Many years ago, 01:49:21.040 --> 01:49:24.440 when we discovered cellular miniaturization, 01:49:24.440 --> 01:49:27.340 the world which had seemed so doomed 01:49:27.340 --> 01:49:30.410 felt suddenly so full of possibilities. 01:49:31.080 --> 01:49:33.580 So, until very recently, 01:49:33.580 --> 01:49:35.440 I maintained hope 01:49:35.440 --> 01:49:38.310 that the contingency plan we embark upon tomorrow 01:49:38.310 --> 01:49:40.640 could remain simply that. 01:49:41.080 --> 01:49:42.610 A plan. 01:49:44.010 --> 01:49:45.080 But 01:49:45.940 --> 01:49:48.070 history has spoken. 01:49:48.080 --> 01:49:52.540 And this is our final dinner in the place we called home 01:49:52.540 --> 01:49:54.540 for so many years. 01:49:55.140 --> 01:49:59.440 Yes, we are sad to leave. 01:49:59.440 --> 01:50:03.510 And terribly sad for the reasons why. 01:50:04.840 --> 01:50:06.470 But man 01:50:06.480 --> 01:50:08.610 is too beautiful, 01:50:09.480 --> 01:50:12.140 too improbable a lifeform 01:50:12.140 --> 01:50:16.140 to be allowed to disappear forever from the cosmos. 01:50:18.810 --> 01:50:19.940 Now then, 01:50:21.540 --> 01:50:24.210 I would like to ask the surviving members 01:50:24.210 --> 01:50:26.670 of the original colony to stand. 01:50:39.310 --> 01:50:41.440 Ah, look at him. (CHUCKLES) 01:50:41.440 --> 01:50:43.240 Little Ronni. 01:50:43.240 --> 01:50:44.970 How he has grown. 01:50:50.070 --> 01:50:55.010 I ask you again, as I asked you so many years ago. 01:50:56.070 --> 01:50:57.940 Generations to come, 01:50:57.940 --> 01:51:00.400 perhaps all of humanity will thank you 01:51:00.410 --> 01:51:03.270 for your bravery and commitment. 01:51:03.270 --> 01:51:04.700 But you must ask yourself 01:51:04.710 --> 01:51:07.840 whether you are truly ready to enter a new world, 01:51:07.840 --> 01:51:10.840 for there will be no turning back. 01:51:12.640 --> 01:51:14.640 Are you ready? 01:51:15.500 --> 01:51:17.770 (ALL AGREEING IN NORWEGIAN) 01:51:20.640 --> 01:51:23.040 JORGEN: Is everyone ready? 01:51:23.040 --> 01:51:25.140 (ALL CHEERING) 01:51:28.210 --> 01:51:32.740 ALL: (CHANTING) We are ready! We are ready! We are ready! 01:51:40.300 --> 01:51:43.570 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 01:51:51.370 --> 01:51:55.540 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 01:52:11.570 --> 01:52:12.740 NGOC LAN: Paul! 01:52:14.840 --> 01:52:16.200 Yeah. 01:52:16.200 --> 01:52:17.940 Can you come down here? 01:52:22.640 --> 01:52:25.900 Where you go? I look many place for you. 01:52:27.100 --> 01:52:28.770 I was just here. 01:52:28.770 --> 01:52:30.170 I talk with Mr. Dusan. 01:52:30.170 --> 01:52:33.530 He say fat lady pay, he ready go back. 01:52:33.530 --> 01:52:34.870 I happy for that. 01:52:34.870 --> 01:52:37.770 Too long time away from Señor Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez. 01:52:38.440 --> 01:52:40.700 Oh, I worry too much for them. 01:52:40.700 --> 01:52:42.570 Ngoc Lan, you can't just be 01:52:42.570 --> 01:52:44.300 worried for a few little people 01:52:44.300 --> 01:52:46.370 thousands of miles away. 01:52:46.370 --> 01:52:48.300 You have to look at the big picture. 01:52:49.370 --> 01:52:51.100 Why you say like this? 01:52:51.100 --> 01:52:54.970 Well, because Mr. Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez, 01:52:55.670 --> 01:52:57.700 they don't stand a chance. 01:52:57.700 --> 01:52:59.430 None of us do. 01:52:59.430 --> 01:53:01.030 It's over. 01:53:03.170 --> 01:53:05.060 You want go with them. 01:53:05.070 --> 01:53:07.230 And I want you to come with me. 01:53:09.170 --> 01:53:10.230 You crazy man! 01:53:10.230 --> 01:53:13.430 Always I know you stupid, now I see you crazy, too! 01:53:13.430 --> 01:53:15.930 How am I crazy? You heard them. 01:53:15.930 --> 01:53:18.430 This is the only chance for the survival of our species. 01:53:18.430 --> 01:53:19.700 That's huge! 01:53:19.700 --> 01:53:21.160 You want to help people? 01:53:21.170 --> 01:53:24.200 These are the people that you should be helping. 01:53:24.200 --> 01:53:27.860 The future of humanity is down that hole! 01:53:27.870 --> 01:53:29.930 Who you help down there? 01:53:29.930 --> 01:53:33.260 People here need help, not down stupid hole. 01:53:33.270 --> 01:53:34.730 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 01:53:34.730 --> 01:53:36.570 - (LAUGHING) - NGOC LAN: Mr. Dusan! Mr. Konrad! 01:53:36.830 --> 01:53:38.100 Talk to crazy Paul. 01:53:38.100 --> 01:53:40.700 He want go down hole, me go with him! 01:53:40.700 --> 01:53:42.000 Paul, Paul, Paul. 01:53:42.000 --> 01:53:44.860 Why you want to do such a silly thing? 01:53:44.870 --> 01:53:46.730 Dusan, these people are actually trying 01:53:46.730 --> 01:53:48.730 to do something to save the human race. 01:53:48.730 --> 01:53:50.500 I want to be a part of that. 01:53:50.500 --> 01:53:51.930 Okay, fine. You want to help, 01:53:51.930 --> 01:53:54.400 then do what I did, give them a semen sample. 01:53:54.400 --> 01:53:55.730 I did it, too. 01:53:55.730 --> 01:53:57.890 A much more pleasant way to help. 01:53:57.900 --> 01:53:59.860 If I'm not supposed to be a part of this thing, 01:53:59.860 --> 01:54:01.900 then what am I doing here? 01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:04.860 Why didn't I become a doctor? 01:54:04.860 --> 01:54:07.760 Why did I downsize? Why did my wife abandon me? 01:54:07.760 --> 01:54:10.230 Dusan, how did you just happen to be my neighbor? 01:54:10.230 --> 01:54:12.430 And, Ngoc Lan, why are you the only person 01:54:12.430 --> 01:54:13.630 who survived that box, 01:54:13.630 --> 01:54:14.730 and you just happen to be 01:54:14.730 --> 01:54:16.830 cleaning Dusan's place on that day? 01:54:16.830 --> 01:54:18.060 And had you not lost your leg, 01:54:18.060 --> 01:54:19.390 I wouldn't have tried to help you, 01:54:19.400 --> 01:54:21.690 which, as usual, I screwed up. 01:54:21.700 --> 01:54:23.360 And why did I screw it up? 01:54:23.360 --> 01:54:27.260 So that I could be here, right at the exact moment 01:54:27.260 --> 01:54:28.800 to go down into that tunnel. 01:54:29.860 --> 01:54:33.790 I finally have a chance to do something that matters! 01:54:33.790 --> 01:54:35.860 Paul, come on, now you talking crazy. 01:54:35.860 --> 01:54:38.260 These people, they're wonderful, but... 01:54:38.260 --> 01:54:40.390 - It's like a cult. - It's a cult! 01:54:40.400 --> 01:54:42.690 And the extinction, it's not gonna happen 01:54:42.700 --> 01:54:44.530 for, you know, maybe a few hundred years. 01:54:44.530 --> 01:54:46.730 Has nothing to do with you. Forget it. 01:54:46.730 --> 01:54:48.390 Besides, you think they won't behave 01:54:48.400 --> 01:54:49.730 like people always behave? 01:54:49.730 --> 01:54:50.960 They're all going to go insane 01:54:50.960 --> 01:54:52.030 down there and kill each other. 01:54:52.030 --> 01:54:54.930 They go extinct long before we do. 01:55:05.490 --> 01:55:06.590 DUSAN: Don't worry, darling. 01:55:06.590 --> 01:55:07.830 He said it himself. 01:55:07.830 --> 01:55:10.260 Nothing he ever wants to do works out. 01:55:14.360 --> 01:55:16.830 (RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING) 01:55:18.860 --> 01:55:20.890 (EXCITED CHATTERING) 01:55:47.460 --> 01:55:50.120 It's a beautiful day, huh? 01:55:50.120 --> 01:55:51.860 I mean, knowing this is the last time 01:55:51.860 --> 01:55:54.390 I'll see the real sun, it makes it so 01:55:54.390 --> 01:55:55.860 vibrant. 01:55:59.260 --> 01:56:03.660 I ask you question. You say me true, okay? 01:56:03.660 --> 01:56:04.860 Of course. 01:56:04.860 --> 01:56:06.720 Other night on boat, 01:56:06.730 --> 01:56:08.520 what kind of fuck you give me? 01:56:09.260 --> 01:56:10.420 What? 01:56:10.420 --> 01:56:12.420 What kind of fuck you give me? 01:56:13.390 --> 01:56:15.150 What kind? I... I don't... 01:56:15.160 --> 01:56:17.820 American people, eight kind of fuck. 01:56:17.830 --> 01:56:21.090 Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, 01:56:21.090 --> 01:56:23.720 break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck, 01:56:23.720 --> 01:56:25.820 buddy fuck, pity fuck. 01:56:25.820 --> 01:56:28.520 Okay, I have no idea where you heard that, but... 01:56:28.520 --> 01:56:29.920 Third host family. 01:56:29.920 --> 01:56:32.320 Okay, that is just wrong. 01:56:32.320 --> 01:56:37.720 There's a whole spectrum of emotions and motivations. 01:56:37.720 --> 01:56:40.050 And don't say "fuck." It's vulgar. 01:56:40.060 --> 01:56:41.890 Say something else. Like, you know, 01:56:41.890 --> 01:56:43.890 "make love," or something. I don't know. 01:56:43.890 --> 01:56:46.090 So, was love fuck? 01:56:48.960 --> 01:56:51.090 Okay, what is this all about? 01:56:54.360 --> 01:56:57.320 You look for me, you want help me, 01:56:57.320 --> 01:56:58.890 you make fuck with me. 01:56:58.890 --> 01:57:01.150 Now you go down stupid hole. 01:57:01.890 --> 01:57:03.990 So I try to think 01:57:03.990 --> 01:57:06.190 what kind of fuck you give me. 01:57:07.060 --> 01:57:09.920 I think maybe pity fuck. For leg. 01:57:09.920 --> 01:57:13.120 No. No. Ngoc Lan, 01:57:13.120 --> 01:57:15.750 I care about you, deeply. 01:57:15.750 --> 01:57:16.950 You are 01:57:16.950 --> 01:57:18.250 such an extraordinary person, 01:57:18.250 --> 01:57:21.150 and I just admire you so much. 01:57:21.820 --> 01:57:23.950 More than anything. 01:57:23.950 --> 01:57:25.490 I want you to come with me. 01:57:29.150 --> 01:57:31.550 People always say me I strong. 01:57:33.420 --> 01:57:35.490 Okay, maybe Vietnam 01:57:36.690 --> 01:57:39.150 I organize many protest, 01:57:39.150 --> 01:57:43.150 survive two year prison, punish me make small. 01:57:43.150 --> 01:57:46.120 I only person survive TV box. 01:57:46.120 --> 01:57:49.920 I walk around, no foot. Take care for other people. 01:57:50.550 --> 01:57:53.420 But I woman. Feeling. 01:57:55.620 --> 01:57:58.620 I'm sorry. I really am. 01:57:59.820 --> 01:58:03.880 It's so easy for me to see who you are. 01:58:03.880 --> 01:58:06.280 But if I don't do this, who am I? 01:58:06.950 --> 01:58:09.090 I mean, really, who am I? 01:58:09.750 --> 01:58:11.620 You Paul Safranek! 01:58:12.290 --> 01:58:13.950 You good man! 01:58:14.990 --> 01:58:17.380 (EXCITED CHATTERING) 01:58:19.580 --> 01:58:21.520 Look, Ngoc Lan, butterflies! 01:58:22.120 --> 01:58:24.220 (SPEAKING VIETNAMESE) 02:00:07.080 --> 02:00:09.010 I guess this is it. (SIGHS) 02:00:10.410 --> 02:00:11.540 Konrad. 02:00:12.210 --> 02:00:14.280 Very nice to have met you. 02:00:14.810 --> 02:00:16.740 Pleasure was mine. 02:00:16.740 --> 02:00:18.340 Good luck in there, Paul. 02:00:29.580 --> 02:00:31.380 Take care of yourself. 02:00:32.310 --> 02:00:33.380 I will. 02:00:34.310 --> 02:00:35.310 You, too. 02:00:36.150 --> 02:00:38.680 I will miss my funny neighbor. 02:00:54.740 --> 02:00:56.210 Your Bible. 02:00:59.680 --> 02:01:01.740 But it's in Vietnamese. 02:01:03.010 --> 02:01:04.740 Words not matter. 02:01:06.080 --> 02:01:07.740 Remember me. 02:01:20.880 --> 02:01:22.610 You go away now. 02:01:43.580 --> 02:01:44.840 (SIGHS) 02:01:52.610 --> 02:01:54.440 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 02:01:54.840 --> 02:01:57.140 (SHEEP BLEATING) 02:02:16.070 --> 02:02:17.340 PAUL: Excuse me. 02:02:17.340 --> 02:02:21.270 Hi. Uh, is it just me, or are we walking uphill? 02:02:21.270 --> 02:02:23.900 Yes. Prevents flooding. 02:02:23.910 --> 02:02:26.640 - Tunde. - Oh, hi. Paul. 02:02:27.810 --> 02:02:29.240 It's just a few hours climb 02:02:29.240 --> 02:02:31.340 before we begin the descent to the vault. 02:02:31.340 --> 02:02:33.400 Well, how long is the whole walk? 02:02:33.410 --> 02:02:35.570 Eleven hours, something like that. 02:02:35.570 --> 02:02:38.170 See you down there. Stay hydrated. 02:03:01.240 --> 02:03:03.470 (DOOR CLANGING) 02:03:34.200 --> 02:03:35.800 Wait! 02:03:37.470 --> 02:03:38.530 No, wait. 02:03:39.270 --> 02:03:41.730 Thank you so much. 02:03:41.740 --> 02:03:44.530 - Wait, my bag. No, no, no. - TORVALD: Leave it! 02:03:44.540 --> 02:03:47.530 I told you nothing ever works out for this guy. 02:03:47.540 --> 02:03:49.870 TORVALD: It's going to blow. Run! 02:03:52.800 --> 02:03:53.800 Paul! 02:03:55.000 --> 02:03:56.400 Ngoc Lan! 02:03:59.370 --> 02:04:00.770 (DOOR CLOSES) 02:04:03.330 --> 02:04:04.530 (PANTING) 02:04:04.530 --> 02:04:06.400 I was thinking about what you were saying. 02:04:06.400 --> 02:04:08.470 And I realized you were right. 02:04:09.000 --> 02:04:10.730 I am Paul Safranek. 02:04:11.470 --> 02:04:13.600 And what you were asking? 02:04:15.000 --> 02:04:16.930 It was a love fuck. 02:04:26.270 --> 02:04:28.000 (ALARM BLARING) 02:04:40.270 --> 02:04:42.300 (STONES CLATTERING) 02:05:37.360 --> 02:05:38.960 PAUL: And to think 02:05:40.230 --> 02:05:42.700 one day, all of this... 02:05:46.760 --> 02:05:48.830 Now maybe you understand little bit 02:05:48.830 --> 02:05:51.830 how I feel after survive TV box. 02:05:57.700 --> 02:06:00.360 When you know death come soon, 02:06:01.400 --> 02:06:04.060 you look around things more close. 02:06:17.060 --> 02:06:18.830 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 02:07:10.490 --> 02:07:12.690 PAUL: Wait here. I'll be right back. 02:07:12.690 --> 02:07:15.620 I want go, too. I want see Rosa new baby. 02:07:15.630 --> 02:07:18.630 No, see the baby tomorrow. It's pouring! 02:07:21.920 --> 02:07:23.260 NGOC LAN: Hurry. 02:07:23.260 --> 02:07:24.960 Don't forget, we still need go see 02:07:24.960 --> 02:07:27.420 Philippine man, take care for his arm. 02:07:27.420 --> 02:07:29.890 I know. Stop obsessing, will you? 02:07:47.720 --> 02:07:50.020 (ACTORS ON TV SPEAKING SPANISH) 02:07:55.060 --> 02:07:58.460 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 02:08:40.060 --> 02:08:41.750 (CAR HORN HONKING) 02:08:50.000 --> 02:09:10.000 - Original SUB by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard Colored HI by GoldBerg_44