WEBVTT 00:01:43.251 --> 00:01:54.251 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:55.575 --> 00:01:59.145 "Madison, Delaware." Wow. 00:01:59.178 --> 00:02:01.447 Mom, are you positive there weren't any other places 00:02:01.481 --> 00:02:02.849 looking for vice principals? 00:02:02.882 --> 00:02:04.317 Like where? 00:02:04.350 --> 00:02:05.685 Guantanamo Bay? 00:02:05.718 --> 00:02:07.286 Ooh, too hot. 00:02:07.320 --> 00:02:08.721 North Korea? No. 00:02:08.755 --> 00:02:10.323 They didn't call me back. 00:02:11.858 --> 00:02:13.192 Detroit? 00:02:44.524 --> 00:02:45.892 This is it. 00:02:45.925 --> 00:02:49.195 Come on, come on. 00:02:51.531 --> 00:02:52.732 Look. A yard. 00:02:52.765 --> 00:02:54.434 You'd never get this in New York. 00:02:54.467 --> 00:02:56.436 You don't have to keep selling me on this place. 00:02:56.469 --> 00:02:59.305 I'm staying because I love you. Aw, I love you too. 00:02:59.338 --> 00:03:00.773 And I looked into it. 00:03:00.807 --> 00:03:03.743 Legally, I can't live on my own until I'm 18. 00:03:34.307 --> 00:03:35.708 Look at this kitchen. 00:03:35.741 --> 00:03:37.510 It's bigger than our apartment. 00:03:37.543 --> 00:03:39.178 We don't cook. 00:03:39.212 --> 00:03:40.713 Well, look at all this counter space 00:03:40.746 --> 00:03:43.649 to put the takeout on. Whew. 00:03:43.683 --> 00:03:45.518 Do you hear that? 00:03:45.551 --> 00:03:47.286 No, I don't hear anything. 00:03:47.320 --> 00:03:49.188 Exactly. 00:03:49.222 --> 00:03:50.823 Live from New York, 00:03:50.857 --> 00:03:52.191 it's my sister Gale! 00:03:52.225 --> 00:03:53.960 With special guest, my nephew Zach. 00:03:53.993 --> 00:03:56.262 Get in here with a hug! Hey. Oh. 00:03:56.295 --> 00:03:57.597 Oh, it's an SNL reference. 00:03:57.630 --> 00:03:58.870 Oh, yeah. You lived in New York. 00:03:58.898 --> 00:04:00.500 Okay, yeah. Oh, my goodness! 00:04:00.533 --> 00:04:01.701 Look at you! 00:04:01.734 --> 00:04:03.503 You're not in any color. 00:04:03.536 --> 00:04:05.238 Hey. We should change that. 00:04:05.271 --> 00:04:06.839 Oh, my God. It's good to see you. 00:04:06.873 --> 00:04:08.608 Wow, you too. Okay. Let me take him in. 00:04:08.641 --> 00:04:12.245 Oh, my gosh. He gets more handsome every time I see him. 00:04:12.278 --> 00:04:14.413 So good-looking. Thank you, Aunt Lorraine. 00:04:14.447 --> 00:04:16.249 He's just a beautiful boy. 00:04:16.282 --> 00:04:18.217 Thank God, because you were such an ugly baby. 00:04:18.251 --> 00:04:19.685 There it is. Oh, Lorraine. 00:04:19.719 --> 00:04:21.220 What? It's fine. He's handsome now. 00:04:21.254 --> 00:04:22.989 It's not like he's gonna go ugly, 00:04:23.022 --> 00:04:25.525 handsome and then back to ugly. 00:04:25.558 --> 00:04:27.860 No. The danger's past. 00:04:27.894 --> 00:04:29.395 Oh, I almost forgot. 00:04:29.428 --> 00:04:31.397 I got a present for you, because I'm a cool aunt. 00:04:31.430 --> 00:04:33.399 This is from my new signature men's line. 00:04:33.432 --> 00:04:35.334 Ooh. Check it out. 00:04:35.368 --> 00:04:36.903 Awesome. 00:04:36.936 --> 00:04:38.871 It's limited edition, so you're not gonna see 00:04:38.905 --> 00:04:40.606 a lot of men wearing that hat. 00:04:40.640 --> 00:04:42.909 Yeah, no, I can't imagine anyone would be wearing it. 00:04:42.942 --> 00:04:44.777 It's so limited edition. 00:04:44.810 --> 00:04:46.379 Try it on. Make sure it fits. 00:04:46.412 --> 00:04:47.713 Try it on right now? Okay. 00:04:47.747 --> 00:04:50.583 Yeah, take her for a spin. Vroom, vroom, vroom. 00:04:50.616 --> 00:04:52.018 Aww! 00:04:52.051 --> 00:04:54.921 Oh, yes. Look at that. I mean, come on. That is it. 00:04:54.954 --> 00:04:56.522 Okay. 00:04:56.556 --> 00:05:00.259 Um, I'm gonna go unload some boxes now, and see you around. 00:05:00.293 --> 00:05:02.595 Oh, honey. Leave the hat on. I don't want you to burn. 00:05:02.628 --> 00:05:04.830 Mm. And you look good with it on. 00:05:04.864 --> 00:05:06.499 Thank you. Cool. 00:05:21.747 --> 00:05:23.916 Smooth. 00:05:29.956 --> 00:05:32.892 So you're the new neighbor? 00:05:32.925 --> 00:05:34.927 Yeah. Nice to meet you. 00:05:34.961 --> 00:05:37.363 How long was the drive from New York? 00:05:38.497 --> 00:05:39.799 No. I can just tell 00:05:39.832 --> 00:05:42.335 by the pretty hat that you have. 00:05:42.368 --> 00:05:44.403 Oh, no. This... No. 00:05:44.437 --> 00:05:47.473 This is... This is actually a gift from my aunt. 00:05:47.506 --> 00:05:48.908 It's also a gift for me 00:05:48.941 --> 00:05:51.510 and everyone who gets to see you wearing it. 00:05:54.413 --> 00:05:56.916 I'm Zach, by the way. I'm Hannah. 00:05:56.949 --> 00:05:58.551 Hannah. 00:05:58.584 --> 00:06:01.320 I gotta go. 00:06:01.354 --> 00:06:03.322 Good talk. 00:06:04.991 --> 00:06:07.927 Hi. Hey, we're just moving in. 00:06:09.562 --> 00:06:11.998 Just... Just me and my mom. 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:16.836 This hat was a gift. You see that fence? 00:06:18.904 --> 00:06:21.841 Do you see the fence? 00:06:21.874 --> 00:06:23.576 Uh, yes. 00:06:23.609 --> 00:06:25.711 Stay on your side of it. 00:06:25.745 --> 00:06:28.914 You stay away from my daughter, you stay away from me... 00:06:30.016 --> 00:06:32.885 and we won't have a problem. 00:06:37.023 --> 00:06:38.724 Well, just met our neighbor. 00:06:38.758 --> 00:06:39.859 He's a big teddy bear. 00:06:39.892 --> 00:06:41.127 Oh, Mr. Shivers? 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:43.462 Yeah. He moved to town a few years ago. 00:06:43.496 --> 00:06:44.664 Very mysterious. 00:06:44.697 --> 00:06:46.732 Very sexy. I love his scent. 00:06:46.766 --> 00:06:50.036 It's like mint and BO. It works. 00:06:50.069 --> 00:06:51.737 Yeah. Not my type. 00:06:52.905 --> 00:06:56.075 I remember that day. 00:06:56.108 --> 00:06:58.010 Oh. 00:07:00.980 --> 00:07:02.515 You okay, sweetheart? 00:07:03.883 --> 00:07:06.585 Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Um... 00:07:06.619 --> 00:07:08.754 I'm gonna go get a head start decorating my room. 00:07:08.788 --> 00:07:10.890 Knock it off my bucket list. 00:07:15.695 --> 00:07:17.063 How's he doing? 00:07:17.096 --> 00:07:19.699 Oh, it's been hard. 00:07:19.732 --> 00:07:22.868 He's putting up a wall. 00:07:22.902 --> 00:07:25.905 Hopefully, a change of scenery will help. 00:07:25.938 --> 00:07:28.074 How are you doing? 00:07:28.107 --> 00:07:32.678 Hopefully, a change of scenery will help. 00:07:32.712 --> 00:07:35.514 All right, Zach. Let's see what you got. 00:07:35.548 --> 00:07:38.050 With the fastball. Two's a curve. 00:07:38.084 --> 00:07:40.086 Gotta get up. You gotta give me the sign. 00:07:40.119 --> 00:07:42.788 There you go. Oh! 00:07:42.822 --> 00:07:44.023 That's... 00:07:44.056 --> 00:07:45.191 Oh, see? Dad's not perfect. 00:07:45.224 --> 00:07:47.126 No. 00:07:47.159 --> 00:07:49.128 Dad can get one drop. 00:07:49.161 --> 00:07:50.963 All right. Read the signs. 00:07:50.996 --> 00:07:53.866 It's all just to block. Don't wanna jump up. 00:07:53.899 --> 00:07:55.735 That's how the fastballs get by. 00:07:55.768 --> 00:07:58.537 All right. Get ready. Go fast now. Okay? 00:07:58.571 --> 00:08:00.473 Honey? You okay? 00:08:00.506 --> 00:08:02.942 Um, yeah. Just found some old baby pictures. 00:08:02.975 --> 00:08:05.611 I really did look like baby Gollum. 00:08:09.849 --> 00:08:11.083 Yeah, yeah. 00:08:11.117 --> 00:08:13.719 That's always the case, right? 00:08:13.753 --> 00:08:15.788 - Hey, Becca. - Oh, hey. 00:08:25.264 --> 00:08:29.535 Yay. New friends, new friends, new friends. 00:08:29.568 --> 00:08:32.238 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you think you're doing? 00:08:32.271 --> 00:08:35.074 I'm going to work. Gonna do some educating. 00:08:35.107 --> 00:08:37.710 Some administrating. 00:08:37.743 --> 00:08:40.246 Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid, 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:42.581 which presents its own set of obstacles. 00:08:42.615 --> 00:08:47.186 Not sure walking in with the vice principal is the play. 00:08:47.219 --> 00:08:49.688 Just give me a 60-second head start 00:08:49.722 --> 00:08:51.991 so I at least have a chance. 00:08:52.024 --> 00:08:54.260 Deal. You promise you'll give it a shot? 00:08:54.293 --> 00:08:57.496 You know I can't promise you that. 00:09:02.067 --> 00:09:04.770 I promise. All right? 00:09:04.804 --> 00:09:06.272 And this door-locking thing... 00:09:06.305 --> 00:09:08.541 Come on, you're better than that. 00:09:08.574 --> 00:09:13.646 Sixty seconds start now, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54... 00:09:24.757 --> 00:09:28.761 All right. Let's find our seats, ladies and gentlemen. 00:09:28.794 --> 00:09:30.896 Find our seats quickly. 00:09:30.930 --> 00:09:33.599 Let's find our seats. 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:36.535 Mm-hm. 00:09:36.569 --> 00:09:39.271 Okay. Let's settle down. Um... 00:09:39.305 --> 00:09:42.808 Okay. Uh, sorry. Excuse me. Let me just... 00:09:42.842 --> 00:09:45.544 Okay, cool. Okay. 00:09:46.779 --> 00:09:48.247 So you're the new kid. 00:09:48.280 --> 00:09:49.882 Oh, yeah. Cool, cool. 00:09:49.915 --> 00:09:51.951 Oh. Hi, Taylor. 00:09:51.984 --> 00:09:55.054 Hi, Chump. 00:09:55.087 --> 00:09:57.323 She just call you "Chump"? Yes, indeed, she did. 00:09:57.356 --> 00:09:59.325 My real name is Champ, you know. 00:09:59.358 --> 00:10:01.026 But she's never talked to me before, 00:10:01.060 --> 00:10:02.328 so we're making progress. 00:10:02.361 --> 00:10:06.832 Three. two, one. 00:10:06.866 --> 00:10:08.033 Settle down. 00:10:08.067 --> 00:10:09.235 Good morning. 00:10:09.268 --> 00:10:12.805 I am so happy to introduce you 00:10:12.838 --> 00:10:15.007 to our new vice principal, Miss Cooper. 00:10:15.040 --> 00:10:16.976 And I hope that you show her 00:10:17.009 --> 00:10:19.211 the same respect that you show me. 00:10:21.113 --> 00:10:24.316 Who did that? Who did that? 00:10:26.051 --> 00:10:28.087 Miss Cooper. 00:10:34.693 --> 00:10:35.828 Hi, everyone. 00:10:35.861 --> 00:10:38.764 I know I speak for the entire administration 00:10:38.797 --> 00:10:42.701 when I say that we are so excited for Friday's fall dance. 00:10:42.735 --> 00:10:45.170 We can't stop twerking about it. 00:10:46.772 --> 00:10:47.907 Oh, no, she didn't. 00:10:50.276 --> 00:10:51.977 She's worse than the last one. 00:10:52.011 --> 00:10:53.212 That's my mom. 00:10:53.245 --> 00:10:56.248 Oh, well, the last one was fantastic. 00:10:56.282 --> 00:10:59.018 I... I'm kidding. I don't even know what twerking is. 00:10:59.051 --> 00:11:00.252 But I hear it's very popular... 00:11:00.286 --> 00:11:02.988 So you taking anyone to the dance? 00:11:03.022 --> 00:11:04.723 No. Yeah. 00:11:04.757 --> 00:11:07.359 I was thinking about flying solo too. 00:11:07.393 --> 00:11:09.862 Hey, we should go together. 00:11:09.895 --> 00:11:10.996 Together? 00:11:11.030 --> 00:11:13.699 Oh, not like "together" together. 00:11:13.732 --> 00:11:16.869 Dance together or anything. Although that could work. 00:11:16.902 --> 00:11:18.871 You know, we get the crowd into it, you know? 00:11:18.904 --> 00:11:20.973 And then go split off with different girls. 00:11:21.006 --> 00:11:24.310 And as a final reminder, just be safe and have fun. 00:11:28.314 --> 00:11:30.749 Take this. Shoot me a text or tweet me. 00:11:30.783 --> 00:11:32.718 It has all my contact info. 00:11:32.751 --> 00:11:35.154 There's my home address, and that's my locker number. 00:11:35.187 --> 00:11:37.156 - You know where to find me. - Anyone. 00:11:37.189 --> 00:11:38.657 Thank you. Anyone caught dancing 00:11:38.691 --> 00:11:40.326 with their butt facing their partner, 00:11:40.359 --> 00:11:42.795 you will be sent home immediately. 00:11:44.763 --> 00:11:46.131 Immediately. 00:12:00.713 --> 00:12:02.181 Hello? 00:12:07.753 --> 00:12:08.921 Is someone there? 00:12:10.823 --> 00:12:12.057 Did I scare you? 00:12:12.091 --> 00:12:14.326 Pfft, no. 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:18.163 Really? Because you jumped like 10 feet high, so... 00:12:18.197 --> 00:12:21.033 You know, I jump a lot. 00:12:21.066 --> 00:12:24.136 It's how I stay in such great shape. 00:12:26.005 --> 00:12:27.339 That's good. I, um... 00:12:27.373 --> 00:12:29.408 Yeah, I didn't see you at school today. 00:12:29.441 --> 00:12:31.377 Aw, what, you were looking for me? 00:12:31.410 --> 00:12:33.979 No, no. I just... I just observed... 00:12:34.013 --> 00:12:36.749 No, I'm homeschooled. 00:12:36.782 --> 00:12:37.883 Oh, by your dad? 00:12:38.884 --> 00:12:41.086 He seems... 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:42.354 nice. 00:12:42.388 --> 00:12:45.391 And intense. And a little tense. 00:12:45.424 --> 00:12:48.127 Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone. 00:12:48.160 --> 00:12:50.496 Yeah. So, um... 00:12:50.529 --> 00:12:53.265 So is there anything, like, fun to do around here 00:12:53.298 --> 00:12:57.102 aside from scaring your neighbors? 00:12:57.136 --> 00:12:59.104 Okay. There is one thing that I like to do. 00:12:59.138 --> 00:13:00.472 Yeah? 00:13:02.207 --> 00:13:03.475 Come with me. 00:13:05.010 --> 00:13:07.179 Uh... 00:13:09.782 --> 00:13:12.484 Hey, where are we going? Don't worry. It'll be fun. 00:13:16.789 --> 00:13:18.757 Are you sure you know where you're going? 00:13:18.791 --> 00:13:20.325 Yes. Come on. 00:13:26.031 --> 00:13:29.134 This way. 00:13:29.168 --> 00:13:32.004 Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? I'm just curious. 00:13:32.037 --> 00:13:33.972 I'm playing it by ear. 00:13:39.578 --> 00:13:41.413 Hannah? 00:13:44.483 --> 00:13:47.753 Yes, Zach, follow the stranger into the woods. 00:13:52.558 --> 00:13:55.427 Come on, scaredy-cat. We're almost there. 00:13:58.464 --> 00:14:00.432 Okay. Just a little further. 00:14:04.403 --> 00:14:08.207 Okay. Just wait here. 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:10.909 Okay. 00:14:10.943 --> 00:14:13.045 Where exactly is here? 00:14:13.078 --> 00:14:15.380 Watch this. 00:14:22.955 --> 00:14:24.323 Whoa. 00:14:24.356 --> 00:14:26.525 What do you think? 00:14:28.060 --> 00:14:30.295 Uh... 00:14:30.329 --> 00:14:32.030 It's not what I was expecting. 00:14:36.435 --> 00:14:39.571 So, what is this place? 00:14:39.605 --> 00:14:43.342 Well, they built it years ago, but then they ran out of money. 00:14:43.375 --> 00:14:44.910 Now it just sits here. 00:14:44.943 --> 00:14:48.480 Come on, this is my favorite part. 00:14:52.351 --> 00:14:53.886 Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? 00:14:53.919 --> 00:14:56.221 What are you afraid of? I do this all the time. 00:14:56.255 --> 00:14:57.589 I'm... I'm not afraid. 00:14:57.623 --> 00:15:01.994 I'm just not current with my tetanus shots. 00:15:03.195 --> 00:15:05.364 I hate the suburbs. 00:15:08.534 --> 00:15:10.536 Come on. 00:15:16.675 --> 00:15:19.444 You can do it. Just don't look down. 00:15:19.478 --> 00:15:21.580 I know. 00:15:21.613 --> 00:15:23.382 You're not gonna fall. 00:15:23.415 --> 00:15:26.418 I wasn't planning on it. 00:15:26.451 --> 00:15:28.487 There you go. Hi. 00:15:28.520 --> 00:15:29.888 Hi. 00:15:29.922 --> 00:15:31.390 All right. 00:15:31.423 --> 00:15:34.326 So I'm high off of the ground. 00:15:38.564 --> 00:15:41.033 It's cool, right? 00:15:41.066 --> 00:15:42.100 Yeah. It's cool. 00:15:42.134 --> 00:15:46.004 You can see everything from up here. 00:15:46.038 --> 00:15:47.206 So... 00:15:47.239 --> 00:15:50.342 why'd you move to Madison? 00:15:50.375 --> 00:15:53.045 Well, my mom said to me: 00:15:53.078 --> 00:15:55.347 "Zach, if you could live anywhere in the world, 00:15:55.380 --> 00:15:57.049 where would it be?" 00:15:57.082 --> 00:16:01.320 And I said, "Can we please move to Madison, Delaware? 00:16:01.353 --> 00:16:02.554 That'd be my dream." 00:16:02.588 --> 00:16:04.022 Are you always this sarcastic? 00:16:04.056 --> 00:16:05.991 Always? No, that's a strong word. 00:16:06.024 --> 00:16:09.161 Not always. Usually. 00:16:10.362 --> 00:16:12.598 I'm sorry. It's just, um... 00:16:12.631 --> 00:16:14.399 It's just been me and my mom 00:16:14.433 --> 00:16:16.401 since my dad died last year, so yeah. 00:16:16.435 --> 00:16:18.136 I'm sorry. 00:16:18.170 --> 00:16:20.539 I don't really think about it much anymore. 00:16:20.572 --> 00:16:22.307 What about you? 00:16:22.341 --> 00:16:23.709 Well, I never knew my mom, 00:16:23.742 --> 00:16:27.980 and we're always moving from one town to the next. 00:16:28.013 --> 00:16:29.414 That really sucks. 00:16:29.448 --> 00:16:31.016 It's fine. 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:36.188 Hey, 00:16:36.221 --> 00:16:41.059 can I ask you something really serious, Hannah? 00:16:41.093 --> 00:16:42.928 Yeah. What? 00:16:45.631 --> 00:16:47.366 How do we get down? 00:16:49.401 --> 00:16:51.069 I'm serious. Is there a plan? 00:16:51.103 --> 00:16:53.205 No. How do you normally get down? 00:16:53.238 --> 00:16:55.073 You can't. You're stuck. 00:16:57.442 --> 00:16:58.610 Wow, I can't believe 00:16:58.644 --> 00:17:00.479 you ate that cotton candy. 00:17:00.512 --> 00:17:02.114 And you know what's scary 00:17:02.147 --> 00:17:05.384 is it actually tasted kind of fine. 00:17:10.389 --> 00:17:12.758 So, uh, thanks for tonight. 00:17:12.791 --> 00:17:15.761 That was the least terrible time I've had here. 00:17:15.794 --> 00:17:18.363 Oh, Zach. That's so sweet. 00:17:18.397 --> 00:17:20.666 That's... I... Really. 00:17:20.699 --> 00:17:22.401 Okay. 00:17:23.435 --> 00:17:25.671 Hey, Hannah. I'm... 00:17:25.704 --> 00:17:27.439 I'm probably gonna take out the trash 00:17:27.472 --> 00:17:29.241 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 00:17:29.274 --> 00:17:32.177 So, you know, you feel like creeping up on someone, 00:17:32.210 --> 00:17:33.712 that works for me. 00:17:33.745 --> 00:17:36.381 All right. I'll keep that in mind, scaredy-cat. 00:17:36.415 --> 00:17:37.582 Hannah! 00:17:37.616 --> 00:17:39.251 What are you doing out here? 00:17:39.284 --> 00:17:41.620 I'm so sorry. 00:17:41.653 --> 00:17:43.655 This is your last warning. 00:17:43.689 --> 00:17:45.691 You stay away from us, 00:17:45.724 --> 00:17:48.493 or something very bad will happen. 00:17:48.527 --> 00:17:50.162 I believe you. 00:17:57.769 --> 00:17:59.404 "What is X?" 00:18:01.573 --> 00:18:02.741 What is X? 00:18:02.774 --> 00:18:04.376 Dad, it's not a big deal. 00:18:04.409 --> 00:18:06.111 Hannah, you have to understand... 00:18:06.144 --> 00:18:07.646 I don't have to understand anything. 00:18:07.679 --> 00:18:09.681 We were just talking. Why can't I have friends? 00:18:09.715 --> 00:18:12.150 - You know why! - That is not fair! 00:18:12.184 --> 00:18:13.685 You can't just lock me up all the time. 00:18:13.719 --> 00:18:15.721 You are never allowed to see that boy! 00:18:15.754 --> 00:18:17.456 You understand me? Ever! 00:18:17.489 --> 00:18:19.358 Dad, please calm down. 00:18:19.391 --> 00:18:21.560 - Hannah. - No! Aah! 00:18:32.104 --> 00:18:33.638 What? 00:18:50.489 --> 00:18:51.757 What? I heard a scream. 00:18:51.790 --> 00:18:53.492 Is Hannah okay? There was no scream. 00:18:53.525 --> 00:18:55.193 You didn't hear anything. Get out of here 00:18:55.227 --> 00:18:57.229 or the last scream you hear will be your own. 00:18:57.262 --> 00:18:58.663 No. Wait, wait... 00:19:03.168 --> 00:19:04.503 Mom. 00:19:04.536 --> 00:19:06.805 Hey, Mom. Mom. Mom. Oh, hey, sweetie. 00:19:06.838 --> 00:19:08.740 Hey, how do you feel about quinoa for dinner? 00:19:08.774 --> 00:19:10.275 Mom, Hannah's in trouble. 00:19:10.308 --> 00:19:12.310 Oh, who's Hannah? 00:19:15.914 --> 00:19:17.883 Madison County 911. 00:19:17.916 --> 00:19:20.218 Hi, yes. Uh, I live on Monroe. Um... 00:19:20.252 --> 00:19:22.621 Uh, it's an emergency, I think. Zach, what's going on? 00:19:22.654 --> 00:19:26.224 Yeah. Maybe possibly a domestic disturbance. I don't know. 00:19:32.264 --> 00:19:34.366 You're under arrest! Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:19:34.399 --> 00:19:37.569 I love that enthusiasm. I love that. Keep it. 00:19:37.602 --> 00:19:39.137 But we're just... We're not there yet. 00:19:39.171 --> 00:19:41.139 Hello, sir. My name's Officer Stevens. 00:19:41.173 --> 00:19:43.775 This is Training Officer Brooks. I'm sorry about that before. 00:19:43.809 --> 00:19:45.277 You don't need to be sorry. 00:19:45.310 --> 00:19:47.446 - You're doing great. - Really? 00:19:47.479 --> 00:19:51.516 We got a call about a possible 10-16 at your residence. 00:19:51.550 --> 00:19:53.251 Which is...? 00:19:53.285 --> 00:19:54.553 Um... Don't tell me. 00:19:54.586 --> 00:19:57.689 It's a domestic disturbance. 00:19:57.722 --> 00:19:59.624 Absolutely right. Really? 00:19:59.658 --> 00:20:01.326 Yeah. You're absolutely right. 00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:03.361 Strange, because I've been here alone all night 00:20:03.395 --> 00:20:05.630 and I haven't heard a thing. No, no, he's lying. 00:20:05.664 --> 00:20:08.300 Where's Hannah? I know it was her screaming. 00:20:09.568 --> 00:20:11.203 Okay, yes. Hannah's my daughter, 00:20:11.236 --> 00:20:12.838 and she's been staying with me for a while 00:20:12.871 --> 00:20:15.273 while her mother sorted a few things out 00:20:15.307 --> 00:20:17.776 with her new husband. Ah, yeah. 00:20:17.809 --> 00:20:19.878 She flew back to London yesterday morning. 00:20:19.911 --> 00:20:21.813 All right, well, that checks out. 00:20:21.847 --> 00:20:23.748 Apologies, sir. Thank you for your time. 00:20:23.782 --> 00:20:26.651 We're sorry for the disturbance. 00:20:33.558 --> 00:20:35.193 Surround sound. 00:20:35.227 --> 00:20:37.295 I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime. 00:20:37.329 --> 00:20:38.697 Being a what... A what-a-phile? 00:20:38.730 --> 00:20:40.765 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:20:40.799 --> 00:20:42.567 That just means that he is a connoisseur 00:20:42.601 --> 00:20:44.302 of high-end audio equipment. 00:20:44.336 --> 00:20:46.238 Oh. 00:20:46.271 --> 00:20:48.607 Hi. I'm so sorry. We haven't properly met. 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:50.575 I'm Gale Cooper, your new neighbor. 00:20:50.609 --> 00:20:52.444 It's a beautiful home you have. 00:20:52.477 --> 00:20:55.213 Pleasure's mine. Thank you so much for stopping by 00:20:55.247 --> 00:20:59.217 and bringing your delightful son and the police. 00:20:59.251 --> 00:21:00.218 Again, I'm so sorry. 00:21:00.252 --> 00:21:01.720 Apologies for this, sir. 00:21:01.753 --> 00:21:02.954 We hate coming into the home 00:21:02.988 --> 00:21:04.856 of an upstanding citizen such as yourself. 00:21:04.890 --> 00:21:08.260 Really sorry. I mean, obviously, you're not doing anything... 00:21:08.293 --> 00:21:10.395 If you would like to press charges, 00:21:10.428 --> 00:21:12.597 we would love to help you. 00:21:12.631 --> 00:21:14.332 Hannah! Hannah! 00:21:14.366 --> 00:21:15.634 Whoa! Hannah! 00:21:15.667 --> 00:21:16.902 Hold on, big guy. No, no! 00:21:16.935 --> 00:21:18.570 Just look upstairs. Trust me. 00:21:18.603 --> 00:21:19.938 Should I tase him? I'll tase him. 00:21:19.971 --> 00:21:21.840 I like that moxie, but we're gonna hold off. 00:21:21.873 --> 00:21:23.642 You have any idea what the penalty is 00:21:23.675 --> 00:21:24.943 for filing a false police report? 00:21:24.976 --> 00:21:26.578 Three years. Close. 00:21:26.611 --> 00:21:27.946 It's actually a written warning. 00:21:27.979 --> 00:21:30.482 Hold on, hold on. Mom, tell me you don't believe him. 00:21:30.515 --> 00:21:31.917 Surround sound? Seriously? 00:21:31.950 --> 00:21:34.986 Zach, enough. Go home. 00:21:41.059 --> 00:21:43.595 Oh, officers. I'm so sorry. 00:21:43.628 --> 00:21:44.930 It's all right, ma'am. 00:21:44.963 --> 00:21:46.831 I feel like we should recommend 00:21:46.865 --> 00:21:48.433 a good treatment center for your son. 00:21:48.466 --> 00:21:50.635 Yeah. That kid's on drugs. That kid is on drugs. 00:21:50.669 --> 00:21:53.939 Good night. 00:21:53.972 --> 00:21:55.640 Gale. 00:21:55.674 --> 00:21:57.409 It's Lorraine. 00:21:57.442 --> 00:21:58.577 I can see you. 00:21:58.610 --> 00:21:59.978 It's your sister. 00:22:00.011 --> 00:22:02.914 Hi. Thanks for coming. Hi. 00:22:02.948 --> 00:22:05.050 I have to chaperone the dance at the high school. 00:22:05.083 --> 00:22:06.918 I don't wanna leave Zach alone tonight. 00:22:06.952 --> 00:22:10.789 Gale. He's a teenage boy having a hard time adjusting. 00:22:10.822 --> 00:22:11.990 You know what he needs? 00:22:12.023 --> 00:22:14.993 A night in with his aunt, BeDazzling. 00:22:15.026 --> 00:22:16.061 Duh. 00:22:16.094 --> 00:22:17.929 Oh, thanks. I hate fighting with him. 00:22:17.963 --> 00:22:20.799 I know. It'll get better. Just give it some time. 00:22:20.832 --> 00:22:23.401 All right. Kit coming through. And don't worry. 00:22:23.435 --> 00:22:25.971 It's gonna be all about Zach tonight. 00:22:26.004 --> 00:22:27.739 Zach! 00:22:27.772 --> 00:22:30.408 So we went out to sushi on Wednesday. 00:22:30.442 --> 00:22:32.077 And we both ordered the chicken teriyaki, 00:22:32.110 --> 00:22:33.945 which is like, "It's fate." 00:22:33.979 --> 00:22:36.381 And then I haven't heard from him since, you know? 00:22:36.414 --> 00:22:38.383 Which is a bummer, because I really liked him. 00:22:38.416 --> 00:22:39.851 He didn't laugh at any of my jokes, 00:22:39.884 --> 00:22:42.087 but I felt like there was something there. 00:22:42.120 --> 00:22:44.889 I don't know. Not like I even care. 00:22:44.923 --> 00:22:48.093 It's like, whatever. I should listen to my psychic. 00:22:48.126 --> 00:22:52.430 She says, "Stop dating losers, and never go on a plane." 00:22:52.464 --> 00:22:53.498 I knew it. 00:22:53.531 --> 00:22:56.067 Oh, so you think he's playing hard to get? 00:22:56.101 --> 00:22:58.770 Or the more likely scenario: 00:22:58.803 --> 00:23:00.772 He lost his phone in, like, a fire. 00:23:00.805 --> 00:23:02.440 Yeah, I think he lost his phone. 00:23:02.474 --> 00:23:03.875 Yeah. I do too. 00:23:03.908 --> 00:23:06.344 You know, I... I totally forgot. 00:23:06.378 --> 00:23:08.980 I have a huge test on Monday that I gotta study for. 00:23:09.014 --> 00:23:10.515 So I'm just gonna do that all night, 00:23:10.548 --> 00:23:13.585 and definitely don't come in my room. 00:23:13.618 --> 00:23:15.720 Oh, okay. Yeah. See you. 00:23:15.754 --> 00:23:17.422 Night, sweetie. 00:23:18.623 --> 00:23:20.592 But you know what? I'm just gonna call him. 00:23:20.625 --> 00:23:22.627 Now I'm worried he's dead. 00:23:28.833 --> 00:23:30.602 Hey, hey, hey. 00:23:30.635 --> 00:23:32.737 Over here. 00:23:32.771 --> 00:23:34.372 Wait. So how is this gonna work? 00:23:34.406 --> 00:23:35.907 Are you my wingman, or am I yours? 00:23:35.940 --> 00:23:37.742 Is that what you're wearing to the dance? 00:23:37.776 --> 00:23:39.144 I gotta tell you something. Get down. 00:23:39.177 --> 00:23:40.945 Dude, no. This is a new suit. Get off. 00:23:40.979 --> 00:23:43.048 Where are the girls? Uh, yeah, about that. 00:23:43.081 --> 00:23:44.783 I just said that to get you over here. 00:23:44.816 --> 00:23:45.950 I need your help. 00:23:45.984 --> 00:23:47.519 So there are no girls? 00:23:47.552 --> 00:23:49.154 Well, there is one girl. 00:23:49.187 --> 00:23:50.488 Oh! My man! 00:23:50.522 --> 00:23:52.157 Shh! What? What? 00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:55.727 But she's locked in this house, and her dad's a psychopath. 00:23:55.760 --> 00:23:57.762 Does she have a friend? 00:23:57.796 --> 00:24:00.098 No. I'm serious. 00:24:02.100 --> 00:24:04.002 You know, you said there was gonna be girls, 00:24:04.035 --> 00:24:05.637 and not only are there no girls, 00:24:05.670 --> 00:24:07.872 but there's a psychopath, and I'm in a suit. 00:24:07.906 --> 00:24:09.546 How do you know this guy's going to leave? 00:24:09.574 --> 00:24:11.176 I called him and pretended to be the cops. 00:24:11.209 --> 00:24:13.044 And I asked him to come to the station. 00:24:13.078 --> 00:24:15.680 You can get in trouble for that. It's just a written warning. 00:24:15.714 --> 00:24:18.817 Dude. It's wet dirt, dude. My pants are gonna get muddied. 00:24:18.850 --> 00:24:20.652 He's right there. 00:24:26.224 --> 00:24:27.492 Whoa. 00:24:35.967 --> 00:24:38.036 All right. Let's go. 00:24:43.541 --> 00:24:44.676 Come on. 00:24:44.709 --> 00:24:46.211 Okay, okay. 00:24:46.244 --> 00:24:48.680 Dude, my dry-cleaning bill's gonna be ridiculous. 00:24:48.713 --> 00:24:50.515 Just come on. 00:24:55.854 --> 00:24:58.123 Whoa. Where'd you learn that, New York? 00:24:58.156 --> 00:25:00.225 No, YouTube. Oh. 00:25:06.998 --> 00:25:08.800 Okay, stay here and watch the driveway. 00:25:08.833 --> 00:25:11.569 Wait here by myself? Out in the dark? 00:25:11.603 --> 00:25:13.671 Yes, Champ. You're the lookout. 00:25:13.705 --> 00:25:15.940 If Shivers comes back, you just give me a sign like: 00:25:17.642 --> 00:25:18.777 Okay, just so we're clear, 00:25:18.810 --> 00:25:22.580 if I sense any danger, I will run the other way. 00:25:54.245 --> 00:25:55.280 Whoa! 00:25:59.851 --> 00:26:01.719 Where am I? 00:26:11.629 --> 00:26:14.132 What the hell? You're supposed to be the lookout. 00:26:14.165 --> 00:26:15.700 And that's not gonna change. 00:26:15.733 --> 00:26:17.635 I'll just be the lookout, you know, in here. 00:26:17.669 --> 00:26:21.139 No, no, by definition you have to be somewhere out, looking. 00:26:21.172 --> 00:26:22.907 Let me explain something to you, Zacharias. 00:26:22.941 --> 00:26:25.243 You know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? 00:26:25.276 --> 00:26:27.812 That they're never gonna get hurt? Well, not me, okay? 00:26:27.846 --> 00:26:30.181 I was born with the gift of fear. I remember being 4, 00:26:30.215 --> 00:26:31.783 being pushed on a swing and thinking, 00:26:31.816 --> 00:26:33.885 "This is how it ends." You're not gonna die. 00:26:33.918 --> 00:26:35.653 All right? At least not today. 00:26:35.687 --> 00:26:37.055 Okay? It's gonna be okay. 00:26:37.088 --> 00:26:38.723 Yeah, you're right. Okay. 00:26:38.756 --> 00:26:40.592 I'm being ridiculous. 00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:44.062 Oh, bear traps. 00:26:46.297 --> 00:26:51.035 Who puts bear traps in their basement? I mean, seriously. 00:26:54.105 --> 00:26:55.773 Let's go. 00:26:57.075 --> 00:26:59.777 Let's go outside where it's safe. 00:26:59.811 --> 00:27:02.747 Where there's no bear traps. 00:27:12.724 --> 00:27:15.093 I think I swallowed some web. 00:27:27.272 --> 00:27:30.675 Dude, this way. Come on. Come on. 00:27:43.421 --> 00:27:45.723 Up there. 00:27:45.757 --> 00:27:47.091 Oh... 00:27:56.100 --> 00:27:58.069 It's coming from that room. 00:28:00.238 --> 00:28:01.873 Hannah? 00:28:26.397 --> 00:28:29.067 That's weird. It's like the noise 00:28:29.100 --> 00:28:31.102 is coming from this bookcase. 00:28:31.135 --> 00:28:33.137 Well, it's an old house. 00:28:34.939 --> 00:28:38.209 Whoa. Check this out. 00:28:38.242 --> 00:28:39.911 The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight. 00:28:39.944 --> 00:28:44.449 The Ghost Next Door, Night of the Living Dummy. 00:28:44.482 --> 00:28:46.784 These are all Goosebumps manuscripts. 00:28:46.818 --> 00:28:49.187 What's he doing with a bunch of kids' books? 00:28:49.220 --> 00:28:51.189 These aren't kids' books. Okay? 00:28:51.222 --> 00:28:52.991 Kids' books help you fall asleep. 00:28:53.024 --> 00:28:54.425 These books keep you up all night. 00:28:54.459 --> 00:28:56.694 Okay. "R.L. Stine." 00:28:56.728 --> 00:28:58.463 Whatever happened to that guy? 00:28:58.496 --> 00:29:00.264 Uh, who knows? He disappeared one day. 00:29:00.298 --> 00:29:01.699 Does it matter? Let's go. 00:29:01.733 --> 00:29:03.234 The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. 00:29:03.267 --> 00:29:05.069 My grandma lives in Pasadena. 00:29:05.103 --> 00:29:06.871 I stopped visiting after reading this. 00:29:06.904 --> 00:29:08.139 Okay. 00:29:08.172 --> 00:29:09.841 We're not here for book club. 00:29:09.874 --> 00:29:12.343 I know, but why are these books locked? 00:29:12.377 --> 00:29:14.112 I mean, who would lock a book? 00:29:14.145 --> 00:29:16.347 Maybe there's like a key or something 00:29:16.381 --> 00:29:18.182 we can unlock it with. 00:29:18.216 --> 00:29:22.920 Okay, if it really matters that much, look at this. All right? 00:29:22.954 --> 00:29:24.155 Mystery solved. 00:29:24.188 --> 00:29:26.224 Let's get back to why... Look out! 00:29:29.794 --> 00:29:30.928 Zach? 00:29:30.962 --> 00:29:33.731 Hey, Hannah. 00:29:33.765 --> 00:29:35.967 What are you doing in my house? 00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:39.303 I thought you were chained up, possibly. 00:29:39.337 --> 00:29:41.439 Why did you think that? Because I heard you scream, 00:29:41.472 --> 00:29:44.142 and then I called the... police. 00:29:44.175 --> 00:29:45.510 Okay, both of you need to go right now. 00:29:45.543 --> 00:29:47.879 Yes. Okay. Wait. One... One second. 00:29:47.912 --> 00:29:50.782 Hi. Hi, I'm Champ. Nice to meet you. 00:29:50.815 --> 00:29:53.851 Hey, we're going to the semiformal later tonight, 00:29:53.885 --> 00:29:58.489 and I don't know, you should come and invite a friend. 00:29:58.523 --> 00:30:00.391 I really don't care what she looks like. 00:30:00.425 --> 00:30:02.360 Did you unlock a book? 00:30:02.393 --> 00:30:04.762 Yeah. I did. I'm sorry. It's around somewhere. 00:30:04.796 --> 00:30:06.964 I just dropped it. And I'll put it back where it belongs 00:30:06.998 --> 00:30:08.966 and we'll be out of your hair. Here it is... 00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:10.134 No! Don't open it! 00:30:12.270 --> 00:30:14.205 No! 00:31:16.534 --> 00:31:20.271 What's going on? Nobody make a sound. 00:31:40.224 --> 00:31:41.459 My dad's gonna kill me. 00:31:46.063 --> 00:31:48.065 Wait! Zach! 00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:49.934 Zach! 00:32:00.144 --> 00:32:02.547 Wait, Hannah. 00:32:02.580 --> 00:32:04.582 Hannah. Hannah, wait. 00:32:04.615 --> 00:32:06.384 Go home, Zach. You're in over your head. 00:32:06.417 --> 00:32:07.885 You wanna tell me what's going on? 00:32:07.919 --> 00:32:09.453 No, I can't explain. I have to go. 00:32:09.487 --> 00:32:11.322 Zach, wait. Wait. 00:32:11.355 --> 00:32:12.623 Come on. Listen. 00:32:12.657 --> 00:32:16.127 Stop. Stop. Stop. Dude, what are you doing? 00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:17.595 Dude. Dude, get off me. 00:32:17.628 --> 00:32:20.398 Listen to me very carefully. That's the Abominable Snowman. 00:32:20.431 --> 00:32:22.233 You don't get that nickname by accident. 00:32:22.266 --> 00:32:23.534 And it just crawled out of a book. 00:32:23.568 --> 00:32:25.203 That doesn't just happen, Zach! 00:32:25.236 --> 00:32:27.004 I'm going after Hannah. 00:32:27.038 --> 00:32:30.107 Look, I read what it did to Pasadena. 00:32:30.141 --> 00:32:32.076 It's no joke, man. 00:32:52.129 --> 00:32:53.431 She went in there. 00:32:53.464 --> 00:32:55.633 Yeah. She's not the only one who went in there. 00:33:02.974 --> 00:33:05.509 Dude, we should call the cops. 00:33:05.543 --> 00:33:08.446 Have you met the cops in this town? 00:33:08.479 --> 00:33:10.381 Fair enough. 00:33:25.763 --> 00:33:28.666 Do you see the scratches on that wall? 00:33:30.067 --> 00:33:31.602 Yes. 00:33:31.636 --> 00:33:34.171 Just making sure. 00:33:36.540 --> 00:33:39.277 Oh! Is that your scream? 00:33:39.310 --> 00:33:41.412 Don't judge me. 00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:44.115 Over here. 00:33:44.148 --> 00:33:45.683 This way. 00:33:53.591 --> 00:33:56.460 What is she gonna do, read it a story? 00:34:11.809 --> 00:34:14.779 Hannah? What is happening? How did that pop out of a book? 00:34:14.812 --> 00:34:17.448 Shh. It's in here. Hey, we should get a gun. 00:34:17.481 --> 00:34:21.085 Are you kidding? We need a tank. 00:34:21.118 --> 00:34:24.221 Wait. He's made out of snow. 00:34:24.255 --> 00:34:25.389 Flamethrower. Bag of salt. 00:34:25.423 --> 00:34:27.091 Flamethrower. Quiet. 00:34:27.124 --> 00:34:29.093 He can't be killed. 00:34:42.340 --> 00:34:44.241 It's candy. 00:34:53.250 --> 00:34:54.518 Look out! 00:35:10.701 --> 00:35:13.404 Come on. It's distracted. 00:35:13.437 --> 00:35:16.107 - Hannah, come on. Let's go. - No, what are you doing? 00:35:16.140 --> 00:35:18.175 Get off. No. Stop it! No, you don't understand. 00:35:18.209 --> 00:35:20.444 The only way to stop them is to suck them back into the book. 00:35:20.478 --> 00:35:22.747 Drop the book and let it suck itself back in. 00:35:22.780 --> 00:35:24.815 No, I'm not close enough. 00:35:34.592 --> 00:35:36.327 What are you doing? Just open the book. 00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:38.596 Just wait. 00:35:38.629 --> 00:35:40.765 - Hannah, open the book. - Not yet. 00:35:40.798 --> 00:35:43.167 Hannah! Now! 00:35:46.270 --> 00:35:47.438 The book. 00:35:47.471 --> 00:35:48.606 Hannah, what are you doing? 00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:50.207 Hannah. Huh? 00:35:57.348 --> 00:35:59.550 No. No. 00:36:03.654 --> 00:36:05.256 Don't let it get the book! 00:36:15.466 --> 00:36:17.301 Are you okay? Yeah. 00:36:17.334 --> 00:36:19.804 Guys, come on, let's go! Come on. Come on. 00:36:19.837 --> 00:36:22.173 Over here! Come on! 00:36:22.206 --> 00:36:24.608 - Come on. - Good idea. Punch it. 00:36:27.945 --> 00:36:30.147 Bad idea. Bad idea. Get off that thing. 00:36:30.181 --> 00:36:32.316 Aah! 00:36:58.442 --> 00:36:59.743 Run. 00:36:59.777 --> 00:37:03.747 Hurry, this way. Guys, come on. In here. 00:37:03.781 --> 00:37:06.350 Guys, come on. Hurry! 00:37:19.730 --> 00:37:21.699 Yes. 00:37:31.475 --> 00:37:33.344 Whoa! 00:38:26.063 --> 00:38:29.934 All of you in the car, now! 00:38:31.402 --> 00:38:32.870 What are you gonna do to us? 00:38:32.903 --> 00:38:34.338 Silence. 00:38:34.371 --> 00:38:35.839 We can't ask questions...? Shut up! 00:38:35.873 --> 00:38:37.541 Dad, they were only trying to help. 00:38:37.575 --> 00:38:40.277 I told you to stay away from us, or something bad would happen. 00:38:40.311 --> 00:38:43.380 But that's the problem with kids today. They don't listen. 00:38:43.414 --> 00:38:45.916 You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. 00:38:45.950 --> 00:38:48.852 You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters. 00:38:48.886 --> 00:38:51.288 You're him, aren't you? 00:38:51.322 --> 00:38:53.691 Hm? 00:38:53.724 --> 00:38:56.660 - You're R.L. Stine. - R.L. who? 00:38:56.694 --> 00:38:57.828 I don't know who that is. 00:38:57.861 --> 00:38:59.330 Oh, really? 00:39:00.798 --> 00:39:03.367 Well, just as well, because his books suck. 00:39:04.668 --> 00:39:06.003 What are you doing? 00:39:06.036 --> 00:39:08.706 I can't decide which one I hate more: 00:39:08.739 --> 00:39:10.774 Monster Blood or Go Eat Worms! 00:39:10.808 --> 00:39:12.710 I'm so confused. 00:39:12.743 --> 00:39:14.545 You see the endings coming from a mile away. 00:39:14.578 --> 00:39:17.681 It's like stop trying to be Stephen King, man. 00:39:22.019 --> 00:39:23.921 Let me tell you something about Steve King. 00:39:23.954 --> 00:39:26.957 Steve King wishes he could write like me, 00:39:26.991 --> 00:39:28.993 and I've sold way more books than him, 00:39:29.026 --> 00:39:30.694 but nobody ever talks about that! 00:39:30.728 --> 00:39:32.930 Okay. Way more books! 00:39:32.963 --> 00:39:34.865 Dad... Aah! 00:39:34.898 --> 00:39:38.469 ...your face is doing the red thing again. 00:39:38.502 --> 00:39:39.803 No way. 00:39:39.837 --> 00:39:42.573 Wait, you're R.L. Stine? That's you? 00:39:42.606 --> 00:39:44.475 Really? Really? 00:39:44.508 --> 00:39:46.043 Hey, can I get a picture real quick? 00:39:46.076 --> 00:39:47.678 No. No. Come on. Come on. 00:39:47.711 --> 00:39:49.113 The answer's "yes." I said no. 00:39:49.146 --> 00:39:52.316 What? I... No! Get that thing out of here! 00:39:53.751 --> 00:39:56.687 I'm sorry. I just wanted a photo real quick for my Instagram. 00:39:56.720 --> 00:39:58.088 Oh, is that all? Let me see. 00:39:58.122 --> 00:40:00.424 Oh, yeah. Here you go. Thank you. 00:40:21.111 --> 00:40:22.479 Hey, hey, what happens now? 00:40:22.513 --> 00:40:23.881 You go home, put on your p.j.'s, 00:40:23.914 --> 00:40:25.549 get your blankie, you go nap-nap. 00:40:25.582 --> 00:40:27.918 In the morning, this will all just feel like a bad dream. 00:40:27.951 --> 00:40:30.020 Dad, wait. There's no time. Start packing. 00:40:30.054 --> 00:40:32.122 We're moving again. 00:40:34.058 --> 00:40:37.928 So, what do you wanna do now? 00:40:37.961 --> 00:40:39.997 Zach, dude. 00:40:40.030 --> 00:40:42.833 But I don't wanna leave. I like it here. 00:40:42.866 --> 00:40:44.635 Hannah, you have to understand. 00:40:44.668 --> 00:40:46.804 I don't have to understand anything. 00:40:46.837 --> 00:40:48.539 Why can't we be normal for once? 00:40:48.572 --> 00:40:51.442 Because we're not a normal family. Now go get your things. 00:40:51.475 --> 00:40:52.643 I'm so over this. 00:40:52.676 --> 00:40:55.479 Oh! Teenagers. 00:41:06.690 --> 00:41:08.726 I could've killed you. 00:41:08.759 --> 00:41:12.162 That was a terrible throw. How? 00:41:12.196 --> 00:41:13.864 What are you doing here? Go home. 00:41:13.897 --> 00:41:16.066 No. Not until you explain what's going on. 00:41:16.100 --> 00:41:18.001 No, no, no. I can't explain it. 00:41:18.035 --> 00:41:20.471 We were almost just eaten by Frosty the Snowman, 00:41:20.504 --> 00:41:22.673 which should be impossible, by the way, so try. 00:41:22.706 --> 00:41:25.209 Okay, look... 00:41:26.510 --> 00:41:28.612 Where do I begin? When I was younger, 00:41:28.645 --> 00:41:31.081 I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. 00:41:31.115 --> 00:41:34.551 And all the kids threw rocks at my window 00:41:34.585 --> 00:41:36.720 and called me names. 00:41:36.754 --> 00:41:38.689 So I created my own friends. 00:41:38.722 --> 00:41:43.527 Monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize my neighborhood 00:41:43.560 --> 00:41:45.229 and all the kids that made fun of me. 00:41:45.262 --> 00:41:48.966 And they became real to me. 00:41:48.999 --> 00:41:52.669 And then one day, they actually... 00:41:52.703 --> 00:41:57.207 became real. 00:42:00.144 --> 00:42:03.213 My monsters literally leapt off the page. 00:42:03.247 --> 00:42:05.849 As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. 00:42:05.883 --> 00:42:08.118 But when they open, 00:42:08.152 --> 00:42:12.956 well, you've just seen what happens. 00:42:12.990 --> 00:42:15.692 I'm allergic to dust mites. 00:42:15.726 --> 00:42:17.594 What's your point? 00:42:17.628 --> 00:42:19.563 I'm just saying, I have allergies too. 00:42:19.596 --> 00:42:21.098 So I understand. 00:42:23.133 --> 00:42:26.603 Why am I talking to you? Hannah, let's go. 00:42:29.640 --> 00:42:31.642 Hannah! I'm sorry. 00:42:34.678 --> 00:42:36.146 Let's go. 00:42:38.081 --> 00:42:39.783 Hannah, you grab A to M, I'll get M to Z. 00:42:39.817 --> 00:42:42.753 And keep the man-eating plant away from the bug-eyed aliens. 00:42:42.786 --> 00:42:45.022 Oh, no. Not him. 00:42:45.055 --> 00:42:48.091 Hello, Papa. 00:42:51.962 --> 00:42:54.832 How long's it been? 00:42:54.865 --> 00:42:56.533 Feels like forever. 00:42:57.901 --> 00:42:59.536 Who are your new friends? 00:42:59.570 --> 00:43:01.538 We're not friends. Barely know him. 00:43:01.572 --> 00:43:04.074 Slappy, it's so nice to see you again. 00:43:04.107 --> 00:43:06.009 Did you miss me? 00:43:06.043 --> 00:43:07.778 Of course I missed you. 00:43:11.748 --> 00:43:14.184 So, what's the plan, friend? 00:43:14.218 --> 00:43:16.620 You must've brought me out for something fun. 00:43:16.653 --> 00:43:19.723 Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? 00:43:19.756 --> 00:43:21.825 Let's get silly. 00:43:21.859 --> 00:43:23.160 You guessed it, Slappy. 00:43:23.193 --> 00:43:25.963 I'm going to destroy Madison, and I... 00:43:25.996 --> 00:43:28.098 And I couldn't do it without you. 00:43:28.131 --> 00:43:31.001 Aw, shucks. You're giving me... 00:43:31.034 --> 00:43:33.337 Oh, what's the word? 00:43:33.370 --> 00:43:35.339 Goosebumps. 00:43:36.807 --> 00:43:38.775 Oh, my God. He's so creepy. 00:43:38.809 --> 00:43:40.878 Oh, he is such a crack-up. 00:43:40.911 --> 00:43:43.213 Such a clever dummy. 00:43:43.247 --> 00:43:47.050 Who are you calling "dummy," dummy? 00:43:51.688 --> 00:43:53.690 You're trying to put me back in? 00:43:53.724 --> 00:43:56.226 No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be silly. 00:43:56.260 --> 00:43:58.962 I know when you're lying to me, Papa. 00:44:02.132 --> 00:44:05.235 You've made Slappy very unhappy. 00:44:05.269 --> 00:44:09.640 He's not going back on the shelf ever again. 00:44:09.673 --> 00:44:11.074 Slappy, no, wait! 00:44:12.910 --> 00:44:14.678 I think it's time I started 00:44:14.711 --> 00:44:17.180 pulling the strings in this relationship. 00:44:17.214 --> 00:44:21.184 Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. 00:44:21.218 --> 00:44:25.022 All of your children are coming out to play. 00:44:28.191 --> 00:44:30.727 Oh, thank God he's gone. 00:44:30.761 --> 00:44:33.196 Oh, God. He's gone. 00:44:35.098 --> 00:44:37.067 And he's taken all the books. 00:44:48.946 --> 00:44:51.815 That one's a real page-turner. 00:44:59.990 --> 00:45:02.426 Congratulations. You've just released a demon. 00:45:02.459 --> 00:45:05.896 A ventriloquist dummy with a serious Napoleonic complex. 00:45:05.929 --> 00:45:08.098 I only opened one book, and now I see that was a mistake. 00:45:08.131 --> 00:45:10.767 The snowman must've knocked Slappy's book down. 00:45:10.801 --> 00:45:13.003 I still blame him. I don't like you, boy. 00:45:14.404 --> 00:45:16.239 It's locked from the outside. 00:45:18.475 --> 00:45:21.845 Out the kitchen door. Go now. 00:45:27.851 --> 00:45:30.120 Why is that here? I don't know. 00:46:03.420 --> 00:46:06.323 Maybe they're friendly. 00:46:07.457 --> 00:46:10.160 Not friendly. Definitely not friendly. 00:46:10.193 --> 00:46:11.895 Ooh. 00:46:20.437 --> 00:46:22.172 He's stuck to my face. 00:46:22.205 --> 00:46:24.374 Definitely not friendly. 00:46:24.408 --> 00:46:25.942 Dad! Aah! 00:46:27.844 --> 00:46:29.246 Hold on. I'll save you. 00:46:31.481 --> 00:46:33.817 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 00:46:41.058 --> 00:46:43.393 Ready, set, go. 00:46:49.032 --> 00:46:50.467 I'm sorry. 00:46:52.302 --> 00:46:54.871 Help me. Oh, no, no, no. Help, someone. 00:46:54.905 --> 00:46:56.273 Get back. Get back. 00:47:01.311 --> 00:47:02.813 Get back. 00:47:02.846 --> 00:47:05.048 Heave-ho. Heave-ho. 00:47:05.082 --> 00:47:06.349 Heave-ho. 00:47:07.584 --> 00:47:09.553 Help me. Help me. Get them off. Okay, okay. 00:47:09.586 --> 00:47:11.855 Heave-ho. Heave-ho. 00:47:11.888 --> 00:47:13.323 Quickly. 00:47:14.324 --> 00:47:16.059 Shut it. Shut it. 00:47:16.093 --> 00:47:19.830 - Did you get them all? - Heave-ho. Heave-ho... 00:47:19.863 --> 00:47:20.864 Untie me. 00:47:20.897 --> 00:47:22.499 I imagined something different. 00:47:22.532 --> 00:47:24.401 "Come over to my house. There will be girls. 00:47:24.434 --> 00:47:26.036 I'm your wingman." 00:47:35.345 --> 00:47:37.247 Oh, no, no, no. We got to get out of here. 00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:38.448 We need to get to the basement. 00:47:38.482 --> 00:47:41.218 It's locked. I picked it. 00:47:41.251 --> 00:47:43.186 That's breaking and entering! 00:47:45.222 --> 00:47:47.424 Watch out for the bear traps. 00:47:50.494 --> 00:47:52.062 Why'd it have to be bear traps? 00:47:52.095 --> 00:47:55.065 All right, come on. Hurry. Come on. 00:48:09.513 --> 00:48:13.450 - Lock it! Lock it! - Okay. 00:48:13.483 --> 00:48:15.452 Why couldn't you have written stories 00:48:15.485 --> 00:48:17.487 about rainbows and unicorns? 00:48:17.521 --> 00:48:20.056 Because that doesn't sell 400 million copies. 00:48:20.090 --> 00:48:21.324 Whoa, domestic? 00:48:21.358 --> 00:48:22.959 No, worldwide. 00:48:22.993 --> 00:48:25.428 It's still very impressive. Shut up. 00:48:34.004 --> 00:48:35.305 What is that? 00:48:56.693 --> 00:48:58.995 He's burning the books. Why's he doing that? 00:48:59.029 --> 00:49:01.531 So there's no way to get the monsters back inside. 00:49:01.565 --> 00:49:05.001 It's Slappy's revenge. 00:49:05.035 --> 00:49:08.471 Slappy's Revenge. That's a good title. 00:49:14.544 --> 00:49:16.379 Sorry, folks. I'd slow down, 00:49:16.413 --> 00:49:18.348 but I can't reach the brake. 00:49:21.685 --> 00:49:25.055 Hey, check out my new best seller. 00:49:25.088 --> 00:49:27.624 It'll grow on you. 00:49:34.064 --> 00:49:38.034 Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems. 00:49:39.369 --> 00:49:42.706 I'm driving myself crazy! 00:49:56.419 --> 00:49:59.356 The town has been invaded. Communications are down. 00:49:59.389 --> 00:50:04.327 We're talking mass chaos, and no one knows how to stop it. 00:50:04.361 --> 00:50:05.729 What do you think? 00:50:05.762 --> 00:50:08.465 I'm not sure. I... I'm not... I don't know. 00:50:08.498 --> 00:50:11.067 It's The Blob. 00:50:11.101 --> 00:50:13.470 The Blob. The original one with Steve McQueen. 00:50:13.503 --> 00:50:16.473 Oh, I can't believe you don't know that movie. 00:50:16.506 --> 00:50:18.708 Come over to my house. I got it on LaserDisc. 00:50:18.742 --> 00:50:20.043 We'll wa... 00:50:21.378 --> 00:50:23.647 Power went out again. 00:50:23.680 --> 00:50:26.750 God. All night with this. 00:50:26.783 --> 00:50:30.053 Well, these emergency lights should kick on soon. 00:50:38.461 --> 00:50:41.097 Somebody left their ventriloquist dummy. 00:50:43.099 --> 00:50:45.502 Who you calling "dummy"? 00:50:45.535 --> 00:50:48.471 It's talking. What is that thing? 00:50:48.505 --> 00:50:51.174 I come in peace. Unarmed. 00:50:51.207 --> 00:50:54.044 I just wanna read you a bedtime story. 00:50:54.077 --> 00:50:55.578 - Sir, shut your mouth. - Okay. 00:50:55.612 --> 00:50:57.247 Because that's not gonna stop me. 00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:59.049 Hands where I can see them. Officers! 00:50:59.082 --> 00:51:03.086 You've been relieved of your duties. Ha, ha! 00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:05.155 Now, freeze. 00:51:14.397 --> 00:51:16.433 Hello? 00:51:20.837 --> 00:51:24.140 Oh, hello, cutie. You must be lost. 00:51:25.308 --> 00:51:26.676 Oh, and no tags. 00:51:26.710 --> 00:51:28.211 Well, let's get you some water. 00:51:28.244 --> 00:51:30.080 We'll take you around the neighborhood 00:51:30.113 --> 00:51:31.748 and we'll find your owner. 00:51:31.781 --> 00:51:34.784 Is he handsome? Is he single? 00:51:34.818 --> 00:51:38.421 Is he thinking about leaving his wife and needs a push? 00:51:42.659 --> 00:51:47.364 All right. Trying not to spill. 00:51:47.397 --> 00:51:49.399 Don't be clumsy, Lorraine. 00:51:49.432 --> 00:51:52.736 Okay, you must be so thirsty. 00:52:22.532 --> 00:52:24.601 Everyone in town's been frozen. 00:52:34.711 --> 00:52:38.114 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Dad. Dad, what happened to...? 00:52:40.250 --> 00:52:41.384 Wait. 00:52:41.418 --> 00:52:43.586 Oh. Oh, thank God. 00:52:43.620 --> 00:52:45.889 Guys, false alarm. It's not my dad. 00:52:47.524 --> 00:52:48.658 What are we going to do? 00:52:48.691 --> 00:52:49.826 Without those manuscripts, 00:52:49.859 --> 00:52:51.728 there's nothing I can do. 00:52:53.263 --> 00:52:55.231 If... If you wrote the monsters off the page, 00:52:55.265 --> 00:52:57.400 then maybe there's a way you could write them back on. 00:52:57.434 --> 00:52:59.536 Wait... Yeah, yeah, yeah! Why don't you just do that? 00:52:59.569 --> 00:53:01.805 You have any idea how many stories I'd have to write 00:53:01.838 --> 00:53:03.640 to capture every monster I've created? 00:53:03.673 --> 00:53:05.375 I already have carpal tunnel in both hands. 00:53:05.408 --> 00:53:07.644 Dad, just listen to him. It's a great idea. 00:53:07.677 --> 00:53:11.181 Just one. One story to capture them all. 00:53:11.214 --> 00:53:13.583 Hmm, simple. Just one, one story, 00:53:13.616 --> 00:53:15.718 with every monster I've ever created. 00:53:15.752 --> 00:53:20.490 Brilliant. Really good idea. He's a keeper. 00:53:20.523 --> 00:53:21.658 You have a better idea? 00:53:21.691 --> 00:53:22.792 Mm-hm, mm-hm. 00:53:22.826 --> 00:53:24.894 A much better idea. 00:53:26.596 --> 00:53:28.798 No, not now, I don't, but... 00:53:28.832 --> 00:53:30.633 Okay, then we gotta get you to a computer 00:53:30.667 --> 00:53:32.168 so you can start writing. There's... 00:53:32.202 --> 00:53:34.804 There's a computer store. Just break in. 00:53:34.838 --> 00:53:37.640 No, no, no. I need my typewriter. 00:53:37.674 --> 00:53:39.776 - What? - Every story I've written 00:53:39.809 --> 00:53:42.812 was on that Smith Corona. It's not just me. 00:53:42.846 --> 00:53:46.683 That typewriter is special. 00:53:46.716 --> 00:53:49.819 It has a soul of its own. 00:53:49.853 --> 00:53:52.555 If I write on anything else, it won't work. 00:53:52.589 --> 00:53:54.224 Where's the typewriter? 00:53:54.257 --> 00:53:56.493 Oh, don't worry. 00:53:56.526 --> 00:53:58.862 It's somewhere safe. 00:54:01.297 --> 00:54:03.333 ♪ Get ugly 00:54:04.467 --> 00:54:06.569 ♪ And everybody say 00:54:06.603 --> 00:54:08.404 ♪ Get ugly 00:54:10.773 --> 00:54:12.809 ♪ Get ugly 00:54:12.842 --> 00:54:14.310 ♪ Get ugly 00:54:14.344 --> 00:54:16.446 Come on. 00:54:16.479 --> 00:54:18.481 Come on, come on, come on. 00:54:22.352 --> 00:54:23.820 Just give me one bar. 00:54:26.489 --> 00:54:29.259 This was working earlier. 00:54:29.292 --> 00:54:30.994 Brains. Aah! 00:54:31.027 --> 00:54:33.796 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 00:54:33.830 --> 00:54:35.899 I mean, I did mean to scare you, but in a playful way. 00:54:35.932 --> 00:54:38.968 So, uh, is everything okay? 00:54:40.470 --> 00:54:42.939 I'm sorry, I have to get hold of my son, 00:54:42.972 --> 00:54:44.707 and I can't get any service. 00:54:44.741 --> 00:54:47.277 Yeah. No one can tonight. It's weird. 00:54:50.780 --> 00:54:53.783 I don't know what's going on with my phone. 00:54:53.816 --> 00:54:55.418 I can't get reception. 00:54:55.451 --> 00:54:57.487 Slappy's taken out the cell-phone towers. 00:54:57.520 --> 00:54:59.689 That's what I'd do. 00:54:59.722 --> 00:55:01.925 He's cutting us off. Isolating us. 00:55:01.958 --> 00:55:05.461 What was that? 00:55:07.564 --> 00:55:10.400 Ugh, it's the Invisible Boy. He's a menace. 00:55:12.569 --> 00:55:14.404 Ow! 00:55:14.437 --> 00:55:16.372 Shove him out the window. 00:55:16.406 --> 00:55:17.674 Roll up the window. 00:55:17.707 --> 00:55:19.909 He's got his tie! Help, help! 00:55:19.943 --> 00:55:21.511 Hold on. 00:55:23.580 --> 00:55:25.381 Not cool! 00:55:25.415 --> 00:55:26.583 Are you okay? 00:55:26.616 --> 00:55:27.951 Yeah. For sure. 00:55:29.385 --> 00:55:31.654 Yeah. Wait. Wait, look out! 00:55:40.863 --> 00:55:42.599 Are you okay? Yeah. 00:55:42.632 --> 00:55:43.933 Everyone okay? 00:55:43.967 --> 00:55:46.402 It came out of nowhere. 00:56:02.619 --> 00:56:05.822 I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis. 00:56:07.690 --> 00:56:08.958 Right. Now I remember. 00:56:08.992 --> 00:56:12.095 Get us out of here! 00:56:12.128 --> 00:56:14.998 What are you doing? I can't drive if I can't see. 00:56:15.031 --> 00:56:16.966 Just go! 00:56:29.646 --> 00:56:31.648 Oh, my God! 00:56:31.681 --> 00:56:32.982 Watch out! Turn left! 00:56:33.016 --> 00:56:34.584 Stop driving straight! 00:56:34.617 --> 00:56:36.653 - He's catching up! Turn right! - Step on it! 00:56:36.686 --> 00:56:39.889 Does someone else wanna drive? I'll pull over right now. 00:57:32.108 --> 00:57:34.811 Why'd you come up with something so freaky? 00:57:34.844 --> 00:57:36.813 I just have a knack for it, I guess. 00:57:38.081 --> 00:57:40.383 Oh, no. My Wagoneer. 00:57:41.784 --> 00:57:43.786 I had such low mileage on it. 00:57:43.820 --> 00:57:45.488 How far are we from the high school? 00:57:45.521 --> 00:57:46.889 Not too far. 00:57:46.923 --> 00:57:48.524 We can cut through the cemetery. 00:57:48.558 --> 00:57:49.759 I'm sorry, a cemetery? 00:57:49.792 --> 00:57:52.028 God, relax. The high school's just past the woods. 00:57:52.061 --> 00:57:53.696 Wait, how do you know that? 00:57:53.730 --> 00:57:57.200 Uh, sometimes I get a little stir-crazy and go exploring. 00:57:57.233 --> 00:57:59.869 When? At night after you go to bed. 00:57:59.902 --> 00:58:02.505 You're grounded. That is so unfair. 00:58:02.538 --> 00:58:04.907 No, it's fair. You're bringing up good points, 00:58:04.941 --> 00:58:06.642 but let's keep moving while you argue. 00:58:06.676 --> 00:58:09.645 Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. 00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:12.949 Unbelievable. Shut it. 00:58:16.252 --> 00:58:18.154 Hey, hey, do you have a dollar I could borrow? 00:58:18.187 --> 00:58:20.957 What? No. Why? I'm parched. 00:58:20.990 --> 00:58:23.226 Well, just take one. I'm sure they'll understand. 00:58:23.259 --> 00:58:24.761 Really? Ha! 00:58:24.794 --> 00:58:27.930 Lemonade, grape or strawberry? 00:58:27.964 --> 00:58:30.833 Good God, man. Here. Orange. 00:58:32.068 --> 00:58:34.003 I don't know what I was thinking. 00:58:34.036 --> 00:58:36.239 There is way more going on here than New York. 00:58:36.272 --> 00:58:38.574 What? Uh, you cut yourself. 00:58:38.608 --> 00:58:41.778 Is it bad? Uh, yeah. It's really bad. 00:58:41.811 --> 00:58:43.713 Is my face messed up? 00:58:43.746 --> 00:58:46.849 Yeah. Big time. 00:58:46.883 --> 00:58:48.684 You look exactly the same. 00:58:54.791 --> 00:58:56.125 Did you hear that? 00:59:56.686 --> 00:59:57.987 What are you doing? 00:59:58.020 --> 00:59:59.789 That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp. 00:59:59.822 --> 01:00:02.024 He can smell my scent. 01:00:09.031 --> 01:00:11.167 No, it's not working. I have to hide. 01:00:18.975 --> 01:00:20.776 Come on. 01:00:47.270 --> 01:00:50.006 Shh, no, no, no. 01:00:53.009 --> 01:00:55.111 Do something. 01:01:12.962 --> 01:01:14.096 Come on, come on. Come on. 01:01:18.167 --> 01:01:20.636 Come on. Go, go, go. 01:01:23.139 --> 01:01:26.075 He's on our tail. Go. 01:01:27.176 --> 01:01:29.712 Go! He's right behind us! 01:01:34.016 --> 01:01:35.851 Come on. Go, go. 01:01:35.885 --> 01:01:38.120 Oh! 01:01:39.121 --> 01:01:41.290 I'm stuck. Help me get out. 01:01:41.324 --> 01:01:43.826 What are you doing? There's no time! 01:01:43.859 --> 01:01:46.929 I said get me out of here. Gotta go. There's no time. 01:01:46.963 --> 01:01:49.999 I said get me out... Oh, no. Keep going. He's chasing us. 01:01:50.032 --> 01:01:51.767 I'm going as fast as I can. 01:01:54.337 --> 01:01:57.373 Just go. We're right behind you. Okay! 01:01:59.875 --> 01:02:01.777 Aah! Oh! 01:02:01.811 --> 01:02:04.080 Come on. We gotta go. Get up. Get up. 01:02:04.113 --> 01:02:05.448 Come on, come on! Let's go, guys! 01:02:05.481 --> 01:02:08.084 Come on, come on, come on. 01:02:09.185 --> 01:02:12.922 Ha! Let's see him get through that. 01:02:15.124 --> 01:02:17.426 Go, go! Run, run! 01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:34.810 - It's locked. - This way. 01:02:48.524 --> 01:02:51.260 I'm okay. 01:02:51.293 --> 01:02:53.396 I'm still okay! 01:02:53.429 --> 01:02:55.464 Who is that? It's my Aunt Lorraine. 01:02:56.932 --> 01:02:58.100 Oh, my gosh. 01:02:58.134 --> 01:02:59.468 I think I killed that bear. 01:02:59.502 --> 01:03:01.137 It was actually a werewolf. What? 01:03:01.170 --> 01:03:02.972 Aunt Lorraine, what are you doing here? 01:03:03.005 --> 01:03:06.075 This is the back of my store. I didn't know where else to go. 01:03:06.108 --> 01:03:10.179 I can't get ahold of your mother or the cops or anyone... 01:03:10.212 --> 01:03:12.448 Hello. Uh, hi. Hello. 01:03:12.481 --> 01:03:16.419 Hi. I don't think we've been properly introduced. 01:03:16.452 --> 01:03:19.121 Um... I'm... I'm Lorraine. 01:03:19.155 --> 01:03:20.856 Hello. R.L. Stine. 01:03:20.890 --> 01:03:23.225 We owe you a great debt of gratitude. 01:03:23.259 --> 01:03:25.161 Your reckless driving saved our lives. 01:03:25.194 --> 01:03:26.829 Oh, that old thing? 01:03:28.030 --> 01:03:29.331 Lorraine. Lorraine. 01:03:29.365 --> 01:03:31.000 So... Lorraine. 01:03:31.033 --> 01:03:33.202 We don't have time. I need you to go to the police 01:03:33.235 --> 01:03:34.937 and tell them to meet us at the high school. 01:03:34.970 --> 01:03:37.373 All right? Can you do that? I can do that. Okay. 01:03:37.406 --> 01:03:39.241 Oh, did you wanna exchange numbers? 01:03:39.275 --> 01:03:41.310 It's not a good time, but yes! 01:03:50.553 --> 01:03:52.822 Oh, God, this is a bad idea. 01:03:52.855 --> 01:03:54.924 What was that? 01:04:04.300 --> 01:04:06.168 You okay? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 01:04:06.202 --> 01:04:08.537 Yeah. Just a root. Nothing scary here. 01:04:08.571 --> 01:04:11.040 So how did you get the nickname "Champ"? 01:04:11.073 --> 01:04:12.808 It's not a nickname. 01:04:12.842 --> 01:04:15.544 Wait. That's your real name? Is it short for something? 01:04:15.578 --> 01:04:17.480 My full name is Champion. 01:04:17.513 --> 01:04:20.416 Your actual name is Champion. 01:04:21.851 --> 01:04:23.085 Sorry. 01:04:23.119 --> 01:04:24.420 My dad won a bronze 01:04:24.453 --> 01:04:27.089 - back in the '92 Olympics. - Really? 01:04:29.058 --> 01:04:31.560 My mom, she was an all-American sprinter 01:04:31.594 --> 01:04:34.096 and a two-time world debate champion. 01:04:34.130 --> 01:04:36.932 So they named me "Champ." 01:04:39.101 --> 01:04:42.071 Hey, you know, if you're scared, I can hold your hand. 01:04:42.104 --> 01:04:44.373 Please, you're the scaredy-cat. 01:04:46.208 --> 01:04:48.477 Wait, wait. Hold on. It's okay. It's just a statue. 01:04:48.511 --> 01:04:49.845 All right? You're fine. 01:04:49.879 --> 01:04:52.848 It's all right. All right? 01:04:52.882 --> 01:04:55.951 Just give me a sec. It's... 01:04:55.985 --> 01:04:58.888 It's caught on your jacket. 01:04:58.921 --> 01:05:00.289 My hero. 01:05:03.492 --> 01:05:07.096 There. You're free to go. 01:05:26.148 --> 01:05:28.450 What is it? 01:05:30.152 --> 01:05:31.453 Nothing. 01:05:31.487 --> 01:05:33.889 Are you sure? 01:05:37.293 --> 01:05:39.028 Yeah. 01:05:39.061 --> 01:05:41.230 Yeah, totally. I'm fi... 01:05:44.300 --> 01:05:46.302 Zach! 01:05:55.044 --> 01:05:56.912 Run! 01:05:56.946 --> 01:05:59.114 Ghouls. Go, go. 01:06:06.088 --> 01:06:10.125 Oh, they're getting closer! 01:06:10.159 --> 01:06:12.695 Go. Here. Go. Go. Come on. Come on. Go, go, go. 01:06:12.728 --> 01:06:15.431 Hurry, quick, quick, quick. 01:06:15.464 --> 01:06:17.132 I'm stuck. 01:06:17.166 --> 01:06:19.435 Go on without me. Save yourself. Okay. Good luck. 01:06:19.468 --> 01:06:23.105 No, I didn't mean it, Champion! 01:06:23.138 --> 01:06:25.441 What kind of monster would take me up on that offer? 01:06:25.474 --> 01:06:29.144 Pull. Everybody pull. 01:06:29.178 --> 01:06:32.514 I'll kill him. Where is that little imbecile? 01:06:34.483 --> 01:06:36.685 Wait for us, you coward! 01:06:36.719 --> 01:06:39.521 All right. Okay, Lorraine. You got this. 01:06:39.555 --> 01:06:41.457 Just tell the cops to head to the high school 01:06:41.490 --> 01:06:43.359 and that everyone's in trouble. 01:06:43.392 --> 01:06:45.227 You can do this. Okay. 01:06:45.261 --> 01:06:47.563 Oh! Nope. Wrong door. 01:06:49.698 --> 01:06:51.500 Hello? 01:06:52.635 --> 01:06:55.204 Is anyone in here? 01:06:57.072 --> 01:07:00.042 Calling all cops, calling all the cops. 01:07:00.075 --> 01:07:02.278 Head to the high school. My nephew's in trouble. 01:07:02.311 --> 01:07:03.579 He's with R.L. Stine. 01:07:03.612 --> 01:07:05.648 They think they know how to stop all this. 01:07:05.681 --> 01:07:08.317 Hello? Can anyone hear me? 01:07:08.350 --> 01:07:11.620 I can hear you. 01:07:11.654 --> 01:07:15.357 Sergeant Slappy, ready to protect and serve. 01:07:15.391 --> 01:07:17.726 Oh, my goodness. 01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:19.361 You're... Don't do it. 01:07:19.395 --> 01:07:21.230 ...a talking... Don't say it. 01:07:21.263 --> 01:07:23.732 ...dummy. You said it. 01:07:29.138 --> 01:07:33.042 You have the right to remain silent. 01:07:33.075 --> 01:07:34.643 Where did they put my typewriter? 01:07:34.677 --> 01:07:37.479 I know it was this way. It might've been the other way. 01:07:37.513 --> 01:07:39.048 - We should split up. - What? No. 01:07:39.081 --> 01:07:40.649 Have you ever read one of your books? 01:07:40.683 --> 01:07:42.151 We're never supposed to split up. 01:07:42.184 --> 01:07:46.155 Come on. How many display cases could there be? 01:07:46.188 --> 01:07:50.693 You're touching me. Yeah. Hang on a second. 01:07:50.726 --> 01:07:53.262 Hannah doesn't know, does she? She doesn't know what? 01:07:53.295 --> 01:07:55.631 That she's not real. 01:07:58.801 --> 01:08:00.636 She thinks she's a person, okay? 01:08:00.669 --> 01:08:02.738 Not just some figment of your imagination. 01:08:02.771 --> 01:08:04.440 How could... How could you lie to her? 01:08:04.473 --> 01:08:05.774 I was trying to protect her! 01:08:05.808 --> 01:08:08.744 Oh, yeah? Well, good job with that. 01:08:08.777 --> 01:08:10.713 This gift of mine is a curse. 01:08:10.746 --> 01:08:14.416 You have no idea how lonely it's been until Hannah. 01:08:14.450 --> 01:08:16.719 She's different. 01:08:16.752 --> 01:08:19.254 I wrote her in such a way that she thinks she's real, 01:08:19.288 --> 01:08:22.658 and she is real to me, Zach. 01:08:25.361 --> 01:08:28.130 I don't expect you to understand. 01:08:29.665 --> 01:08:32.134 Actually, I do. 01:08:35.738 --> 01:08:38.140 I'm afraid of losing her. 01:08:40.776 --> 01:08:43.312 And the truth is, I'm afraid of being alone. 01:08:43.345 --> 01:08:45.581 I suppose I stopped connecting with real people 01:08:45.614 --> 01:08:47.750 when I was your age. 01:08:50.619 --> 01:08:54.289 After my dad died, I shut everyone out too. 01:08:55.691 --> 01:08:59.361 Maybe we can both start over, 01:08:59.395 --> 01:09:01.764 if we're alive tomorrow. 01:09:04.199 --> 01:09:07.870 There you are. Are you okay? 01:09:07.903 --> 01:09:11.306 You look like you just saw a ghost. 01:09:11.340 --> 01:09:14.643 Okay. Well, come on. We found the typewriter. 01:09:17.346 --> 01:09:21.283 Oh, my sweet darling, I've missed you so much. Mwah. 01:09:22.684 --> 01:09:24.353 All right, so start writing. 01:09:24.386 --> 01:09:26.755 Yes, but what's the story? 01:09:26.789 --> 01:09:29.558 What do you mean? Monsters lose, good guys win, the end. 01:09:29.591 --> 01:09:31.126 No, no, no. It doesn't work 01:09:31.160 --> 01:09:32.728 unless it's a real Goosebumps story, 01:09:32.761 --> 01:09:35.364 with twists and turns and frights. 01:09:35.397 --> 01:09:38.233 Not to mention some personal growth for our hero. 01:09:38.267 --> 01:09:39.635 What? 01:09:39.668 --> 01:09:41.203 Go to the gym. Warn everyone. 01:09:41.236 --> 01:09:42.671 Tell them to barricade the school. 01:09:42.704 --> 01:09:43.872 Where are you going? 01:09:43.906 --> 01:09:45.541 To find someplace to write. 01:09:45.574 --> 01:09:46.742 Slappy's going to come for me. 01:09:46.775 --> 01:09:48.377 I have a deadline, literally. 01:09:48.410 --> 01:09:50.446 Now go. 01:09:53.282 --> 01:09:54.850 Unbelievable. 01:09:54.883 --> 01:09:56.585 ♪ Off, off, off 01:09:56.618 --> 01:09:59.288 ♪ Off with your head 01:09:59.321 --> 01:10:02.758 ♪ Dance, dance Till you're dead? 01:10:02.791 --> 01:10:06.261 ♪ Heads will roll Heads will roll? 01:10:07.429 --> 01:10:10.299 ♪ Heads will roll On the floor? 01:10:10.332 --> 01:10:11.533 Excuse me. 01:10:11.567 --> 01:10:13.735 Sorry. Coming through. 01:10:13.769 --> 01:10:15.737 Come on. We gotta get to the stage. 01:10:18.307 --> 01:10:21.710 ♪ Heads will roll Heads will roll? 01:10:21.743 --> 01:10:24.379 ♪ Heads will roll On the floor? 01:10:27.282 --> 01:10:29.384 So this is what a high-school dance is like. 01:10:29.418 --> 01:10:33.689 Uh, yeah. Usually the dancing's better. 01:10:33.722 --> 01:10:35.224 But you get the idea. 01:10:39.761 --> 01:10:41.530 That what they call dancing now? 01:10:41.563 --> 01:10:43.932 I'm not sure. Zach. 01:10:43.966 --> 01:10:45.734 - Mom. Mom. - Zach. 01:10:45.767 --> 01:10:47.970 I was so worried. I couldn't get hold of you or Lorraine. 01:10:48.003 --> 01:10:49.972 I know. I know. Mom, everyone here is in danger. 01:10:50.005 --> 01:10:53.308 We have to barricade the school. Oh, no, Zach. Not this again. 01:10:53.342 --> 01:10:55.978 He's telling you the truth. I'm Hannah. I live next door. 01:10:56.011 --> 01:10:58.247 All right. 01:10:58.280 --> 01:11:00.983 Okay, everyone, listen up. Okay? 01:11:01.016 --> 01:11:03.585 Okay. Everybody, you gotta listen up... 01:11:03.619 --> 01:11:05.754 Champ, get down. I have something to say. 01:11:05.787 --> 01:11:08.457 Uh... wow. 01:11:08.490 --> 01:11:10.592 Okay, um... 01:11:10.626 --> 01:11:12.461 Uh, okay, uh... 01:11:12.494 --> 01:11:14.363 Listen to my best friend Zach. 01:11:14.396 --> 01:11:16.565 Just... Just tell them. Thanks, Champ. 01:11:16.598 --> 01:11:18.700 Yeah. Yeah. All right. Um... 01:11:20.869 --> 01:11:22.604 This is going to sound insane, 01:11:22.638 --> 01:11:26.508 but monsters have invaded Madison. 01:11:28.510 --> 01:11:29.645 Guys, it's the truth. Okay? 01:11:29.678 --> 01:11:31.513 He's telling the truth. It's... 01:11:31.547 --> 01:11:33.282 He's not making this up. 01:11:33.315 --> 01:11:35.317 They've blocked every road out of town, 01:11:35.350 --> 01:11:37.419 they've torn down the cell towers, 01:11:37.452 --> 01:11:41.690 and we've been cut off from the rest of the world. 01:11:41.723 --> 01:11:43.825 And they could be coming for us any second, 01:11:43.859 --> 01:11:45.427 so we need to work to... 01:11:45.460 --> 01:11:47.496 Aah! He's right. 01:11:47.529 --> 01:11:51.800 It's the Boogeyman. And he's picking his nose. 01:11:58.540 --> 01:11:59.741 - I'm not making... - Aah! 01:11:59.775 --> 01:12:01.376 There's a giant bug, 01:12:01.410 --> 01:12:03.312 and it's eating everybody's cars! 01:12:03.345 --> 01:12:06.048 Uh, it's getting old, dude. No, seriously! 01:12:12.888 --> 01:12:15.657 They're here. 01:12:15.691 --> 01:12:17.759 Whoa. 01:12:20.596 --> 01:12:22.064 Ha, ha! 01:12:22.097 --> 01:12:24.800 Now, this is a real homecoming. 01:12:36.378 --> 01:12:38.714 All right. Everyone, everyone, everyone calm down. Okay? 01:12:38.747 --> 01:12:42.851 I know... I know what to do, but I can't do it by myself. 01:12:42.884 --> 01:12:44.419 Take this. 01:12:44.453 --> 01:12:47.456 Invite the rest of our friends to the party. 01:12:53.061 --> 01:12:55.831 Look. Those things out there, 01:12:55.864 --> 01:12:57.833 they're R.L. Stine's monsters. 01:12:57.866 --> 01:12:59.434 He's here, and he can fix this, 01:12:59.468 --> 01:13:01.436 but we need to buy him time to write. 01:13:01.470 --> 01:13:03.839 And don't worry, he's a very quick writer. 01:13:03.872 --> 01:13:08.410 The night was cold. 01:13:10.012 --> 01:13:11.880 Cold was the night. 01:13:22.858 --> 01:13:24.926 Come close. Don't be shy. 01:13:24.960 --> 01:13:28.830 You don't wanna miss the show. 01:13:32.634 --> 01:13:34.870 All right, everyone. These are all the exits. 01:13:34.903 --> 01:13:36.838 Find anything you can to barricade the doors, 01:13:36.872 --> 01:13:38.573 because we cannot let the monsters inside. 01:13:38.607 --> 01:13:40.442 Come on, guys. We don't have a lot of time. 01:13:40.475 --> 01:13:42.044 Stack them up there. Stack them up. 01:13:42.077 --> 01:13:44.746 Come on, quickly. Quickly. Yes. 01:13:51.787 --> 01:13:54.656 All my friends in one place. 01:13:54.690 --> 01:13:56.792 I've never been so happy. 01:13:56.825 --> 01:13:59.161 I don't want this day to end. 01:13:59.194 --> 01:14:02.064 And it doesn't have to... 01:14:02.097 --> 01:14:06.101 as long as we get rid of Stine. 01:14:06.134 --> 01:14:07.102 Charge! 01:14:07.135 --> 01:14:09.538 Woo-hoo! 01:14:37.065 --> 01:14:40.569 Go, go, go! It's not gonna hold! Go! 01:14:40.602 --> 01:14:42.170 Go, go, go! 01:14:47.709 --> 01:14:49.811 We come in peace. 01:14:49.845 --> 01:14:52.114 We come in peace. 01:15:01.490 --> 01:15:04.459 We should be helping. We should be leaving. 01:15:07.696 --> 01:15:10.031 Uh... whoa. 01:15:10.065 --> 01:15:11.933 What? What? 01:15:11.967 --> 01:15:13.702 Where are you going? 01:15:13.735 --> 01:15:16.004 We are so... through. 01:15:21.777 --> 01:15:24.646 Please, no. Please. 01:15:25.747 --> 01:15:27.916 No, please. 01:15:51.006 --> 01:15:53.241 Oh, my God. How'd you do that? 01:15:53.275 --> 01:15:55.243 Oh, um... 01:15:55.277 --> 01:15:57.512 Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities. 01:15:57.546 --> 01:16:00.015 When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a whole year. 01:16:02.851 --> 01:16:04.853 Ugh, werewolf hair. Oh. 01:16:08.023 --> 01:16:09.858 You saved my life, Chump. 01:16:09.891 --> 01:16:11.726 It's actually "Champ." 01:16:21.102 --> 01:16:23.271 I was just gonna say "hug me again," 01:16:23.305 --> 01:16:26.041 but yeah, yeah, that works too. 01:16:34.716 --> 01:16:37.052 We can't keep this up. There's too many. 01:16:37.085 --> 01:16:39.120 We have to get to Stine. 01:16:39.154 --> 01:16:40.889 Let's go. Okay. 01:16:40.922 --> 01:16:43.792 All the monsters had converged. 01:16:43.825 --> 01:16:46.661 The vicious vampire bats, 01:16:46.695 --> 01:16:48.897 the praying mantis, 01:16:48.930 --> 01:16:50.565 the haunted mask... 01:16:50.599 --> 01:16:52.601 Forgetting somebody? 01:16:52.634 --> 01:16:53.768 Slappy. 01:16:55.070 --> 01:16:56.338 How did you find me? 01:16:58.206 --> 01:17:00.642 I know you. I created you. 01:17:00.675 --> 01:17:02.844 Or is it the other way around? 01:17:02.878 --> 01:17:05.046 I always forget. We're so similar. 01:17:06.381 --> 01:17:07.782 Slappy? 01:17:07.816 --> 01:17:10.085 Slappy? 01:17:10.118 --> 01:17:11.786 Slappy? 01:17:11.820 --> 01:17:13.688 Slappy? Hi. 01:17:16.024 --> 01:17:18.159 "Everyone in the high school 01:17:18.193 --> 01:17:22.063 joined forces to defeat Slappy and his monsters." 01:17:22.097 --> 01:17:26.301 Hmm. But Slappy had other ideas. 01:17:26.334 --> 01:17:27.302 No. 01:17:29.871 --> 01:17:32.073 Dad! 01:17:34.776 --> 01:17:36.244 Are you okay? 01:17:36.278 --> 01:17:37.846 That dumb dummy broke my fingers. 01:17:37.879 --> 01:17:39.915 I was almost finished. Only one or two pages left. 01:17:39.948 --> 01:17:42.384 Well, forget two pages. Write two words: "the end." 01:17:42.417 --> 01:17:44.252 It doesn't work like that. 01:17:44.286 --> 01:17:46.354 School-wide announcement: 01:17:46.388 --> 01:17:48.056 Monsters have overwhelmed Madison High. 01:17:48.089 --> 01:17:50.792 Retreat in an orderly fashion to the storage room. 01:17:50.825 --> 01:17:53.828 I repeat, retreat in an orderly fashion to the storage room. 01:17:58.366 --> 01:18:00.869 We'll figure this out later, all right? 01:18:00.902 --> 01:18:02.370 Let's go. Follow me. 01:18:03.705 --> 01:18:05.607 Come on, go! 01:18:12.047 --> 01:18:15.083 Aah! Hannah. No. 01:18:21.189 --> 01:18:23.358 Close it. Close it. 01:18:38.306 --> 01:18:40.942 Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. 01:18:40.976 --> 01:18:42.210 Come with me. 01:18:42.243 --> 01:18:44.813 Wait. Wait, she's a... 01:18:44.846 --> 01:18:46.314 Yes, and I don't care. 01:19:05.333 --> 01:19:07.469 All right. Come on, come on, come on. Go, go, go. 01:19:07.502 --> 01:19:09.771 Shut it! Go! 01:19:09.804 --> 01:19:12.874 Get that door! Get it! Get it! 01:19:12.907 --> 01:19:14.075 Oh, God. 01:19:14.109 --> 01:19:15.810 Oh, God. 01:19:15.844 --> 01:19:18.013 Wait. Mom, Mom, Mom. You okay? 01:19:18.046 --> 01:19:20.215 Are you okay? Yeah. 01:19:20.248 --> 01:19:21.750 What do we do? They'll get through. 01:19:21.783 --> 01:19:23.218 I don't know. I don't know. 01:19:23.251 --> 01:19:24.986 Slappy wants me. 01:19:25.020 --> 01:19:26.821 That's who he's after. 01:19:26.855 --> 01:19:29.090 Listen to me, if I can lure them away in one of those buses, 01:19:29.124 --> 01:19:31.393 I know that they'll follow me and you'll all be safe. 01:19:31.426 --> 01:19:33.828 I'm coming with you. No, I need to do this alone. 01:19:33.862 --> 01:19:36.097 I've been running away from people my whole life. 01:19:36.131 --> 01:19:37.371 I was so angry at the real world 01:19:37.399 --> 01:19:39.834 that I created these terrible monsters. 01:19:39.868 --> 01:19:41.369 Hold that door down. 01:19:41.403 --> 01:19:42.971 But I'm not mad anymore. 01:19:43.004 --> 01:19:45.974 It's my fault, not this town's. Not yours. 01:19:46.007 --> 01:19:48.743 There's gotta be another way. Hannah, sweetheart, 01:19:48.777 --> 01:19:51.413 it's time for me to face my demons. 01:19:51.446 --> 01:19:53.214 I believe in you. Shut up! 01:19:53.248 --> 01:19:56.284 I'm sorry. I mean, shut up. 01:20:01.356 --> 01:20:04.225 I have an idea. 01:20:19.040 --> 01:20:20.341 Oh, Papa. 01:20:20.375 --> 01:20:23.211 There's no escaping from us. 01:20:25.113 --> 01:20:27.282 Bring him to me. 01:21:28.276 --> 01:21:29.878 Did it work? 01:21:31.646 --> 01:21:33.081 Not yet. 01:21:33.114 --> 01:21:35.049 Come on. Come on, work. 01:21:35.083 --> 01:21:36.317 Come on, come on. 01:21:43.057 --> 01:21:44.459 Uh-oh. 01:21:50.098 --> 01:21:52.200 Yes! 01:21:52.233 --> 01:21:53.368 High five. 01:21:53.401 --> 01:21:55.870 Oh, boy. Bad idea. Sorry. 01:21:58.139 --> 01:22:00.408 Yes. It worked. 01:22:00.441 --> 01:22:02.243 Oh, be careful, Zach. 01:22:03.444 --> 01:22:05.113 We're gonna get through this. 01:22:05.146 --> 01:22:06.281 Not a good time. 01:22:06.314 --> 01:22:08.349 Okay. 01:22:12.453 --> 01:22:14.956 Okay. Go. 01:22:16.691 --> 01:22:19.594 Okay, it was clear there was only one place left to hide. 01:22:19.627 --> 01:22:22.130 I can't type while walking. Then commit it to memory. 01:22:22.163 --> 01:22:24.999 There was one place to hide. It was the, uh, arcade gallery. 01:22:25.033 --> 01:22:26.334 There is no arcade gallery. 01:22:26.367 --> 01:22:29.470 Okay. That was, in fact, the funhouse! 01:22:29.504 --> 01:22:32.507 Wait, guys. Why don't we just sit at one of these tables? 01:22:32.540 --> 01:22:35.076 Come on. Guys! 01:22:44.185 --> 01:22:46.054 Follow the scent. 01:22:46.087 --> 01:22:48.623 Lead me to Stine. 01:23:02.370 --> 01:23:05.540 Stine's ingenious plan worked to perfection. 01:23:05.573 --> 01:23:07.542 The funhouse was terrifying. 01:23:07.575 --> 01:23:09.510 Not so much for Stine as it was for the others. 01:23:09.544 --> 01:23:11.980 But it offered refuge from the real terrors 01:23:12.013 --> 01:23:13.181 that lurked outside. 01:23:13.214 --> 01:23:15.316 You wish. 01:23:15.350 --> 01:23:18.686 He found us. Quickly, follow me. 01:23:18.720 --> 01:23:24.025 Papa, you left without saying goodbye. 01:23:24.058 --> 01:23:25.593 Trying to hide from me? 01:23:25.627 --> 01:23:28.062 That's like hiding from yourself. 01:23:28.096 --> 01:23:32.333 I was your best friend, and you turned your back on me. 01:23:32.367 --> 01:23:37.071 Locked me up, imprisoned me in the pages of a book. 01:23:37.105 --> 01:23:41.609 You stuck me on a shelf for years and years. 01:23:41.643 --> 01:23:44.212 The key was right there. 01:23:44.245 --> 01:23:46.114 And you never used it. 01:23:46.147 --> 01:23:49.417 You're not real, Slappy. I created you. 01:23:49.450 --> 01:23:52.287 I can write you out. 01:23:52.320 --> 01:23:56.090 I've been saving this monster just for you. 01:23:56.124 --> 01:23:59.627 Say hello to my gelatinous friend. Run! 01:24:02.797 --> 01:24:07.101 It's The Blob That Ate Everyone. Don't let it touch you. 01:24:09.671 --> 01:24:12.040 We need to get to higher ground. 01:24:12.073 --> 01:24:13.608 The Ferris wheel. 01:24:17.679 --> 01:24:20.114 Zach, you go on ahead. I'll hold it off. 01:24:20.148 --> 01:24:21.249 You finish the book. 01:24:21.282 --> 01:24:23.217 What? What do I write? 01:24:23.251 --> 01:24:25.787 What's the end? The story I've been writing. 01:24:25.820 --> 01:24:29.257 It's what's happening right now. You can do this. End it. 01:24:29.290 --> 01:24:31.492 Wait. 01:24:50.111 --> 01:24:53.247 Dad! 01:24:54.816 --> 01:24:56.818 Hannah, he's gonna be okay, all right? 01:24:56.851 --> 01:24:58.386 We have to finish the book. 01:24:58.419 --> 01:25:00.488 Okay. 01:25:07.628 --> 01:25:11.032 Not so fun, is it? 01:25:14.402 --> 01:25:15.536 Here we go. 01:25:15.570 --> 01:25:17.438 Okay. 01:25:18.740 --> 01:25:20.441 How do you like it, Papa? 01:25:20.475 --> 01:25:25.146 The world is just outside your grasp, but you can't move. 01:25:25.179 --> 01:25:27.215 You're trapped. 01:25:27.248 --> 01:25:31.452 That's what it felt like to be locked inside your books. 01:25:31.486 --> 01:25:35.556 Wait. The book. Where is it? 01:25:39.494 --> 01:25:42.263 As the monsters converged, 01:25:42.296 --> 01:25:43.765 Zach closed his eyes, 01:25:43.798 --> 01:25:45.600 and the monsters were swallowed 01:25:45.633 --> 01:25:47.735 back into the world of paper and ink. 01:25:47.769 --> 01:25:49.704 Can you type any faster? This is my first time 01:25:49.737 --> 01:25:51.339 using a typewriter. Keep going. 01:25:55.743 --> 01:25:59.113 Eureka, eureka, 23-69... 01:26:01.282 --> 01:26:03.151 They're coming. What are we gonna do? 01:26:03.184 --> 01:26:04.685 Finish it, Zach. 01:26:04.719 --> 01:26:06.220 One by one, 01:26:06.254 --> 01:26:08.356 the monsters disappeared 01:26:08.389 --> 01:26:10.558 back into the book, 01:26:10.591 --> 01:26:12.560 never to be seen... 01:26:15.263 --> 01:26:17.799 ...again. The end. 01:26:17.832 --> 01:26:19.767 Here. What happens now? 01:26:19.801 --> 01:26:21.602 We're about to find out. 01:26:37.418 --> 01:26:40.254 We're all gonna die! 01:26:42.957 --> 01:26:45.226 Just hold on! 01:26:45.259 --> 01:26:47.361 Hold on tight! 01:26:49.530 --> 01:26:52.667 Where's the seat belt in this thing? 01:27:06.714 --> 01:27:07.849 Let's go. 01:27:07.882 --> 01:27:09.584 Right. 01:27:11.619 --> 01:27:13.821 I'm okay. I'm okay. 01:27:13.855 --> 01:27:16.824 Okay. Hurry up. All the monsters will be here any second. 01:27:19.293 --> 01:27:20.328 All the monsters. 01:27:20.361 --> 01:27:21.929 Wait. What are you waiting for? 01:27:21.963 --> 01:27:24.765 Come on, open the book. 01:27:24.799 --> 01:27:27.768 Hannah, there's something that you need to know, 01:27:27.802 --> 01:27:29.704 and you're not gonna... Open the book, Zach. 01:27:29.737 --> 01:27:30.905 No, no. You don't understand. 01:27:30.938 --> 01:27:32.607 If we open the book, that means... 01:27:32.640 --> 01:27:35.943 It means I'll be stuck on a shelf someplace forever. 01:27:37.478 --> 01:27:38.713 You knew? 01:27:38.746 --> 01:27:41.349 How many sweet sixteens can one girl have? 01:27:42.917 --> 01:27:45.786 Zach, it's time to move on. 01:27:45.820 --> 01:27:49.557 Now open the book, scaredy-cat. 01:27:51.993 --> 01:27:54.662 No. 01:27:54.695 --> 01:27:56.964 Okay. Then I'll open it. Wait, no. Hannah! 01:28:09.644 --> 01:28:11.746 Wait, Hannah. I've got you. 01:28:54.822 --> 01:28:56.891 Maybe if I hold on to you tight enough... 01:28:56.924 --> 01:28:59.393 You have to let go, Zach. 01:29:14.675 --> 01:29:16.277 Whoa! 01:29:27.555 --> 01:29:29.690 Slappy's not happy! 01:29:29.724 --> 01:29:31.726 Neither is Stine! 01:29:31.759 --> 01:29:34.795 Stupid dummy! 01:29:36.530 --> 01:29:38.933 See you in your dreams! 01:29:44.405 --> 01:29:45.806 You'll be okay. 01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:48.109 I'll always be in your imagination, 01:29:48.142 --> 01:29:50.077 which is really where I belong. 01:29:50.111 --> 01:29:53.581 I'm just sad we never got to share a dance. 01:30:02.156 --> 01:30:03.557 Wait. 01:31:13.828 --> 01:31:16.030 Yeah. One more coat, we should be good. 01:31:16.063 --> 01:31:19.133 Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. 01:31:19.166 --> 01:31:22.870 Welcome back to class, guys. All right. Welcome back. 01:31:22.903 --> 01:31:26.107 Hey. Watch it. 01:31:26.140 --> 01:31:28.509 Back to business. Let's go. 01:31:43.624 --> 01:31:46.427 Okay. I'll give you a 60-second head start. 01:31:47.895 --> 01:31:51.665 It's okay, Mom. Let's go in together. 01:31:57.571 --> 01:31:58.873 So mature. 01:31:58.906 --> 01:32:00.241 You love it. 01:32:00.274 --> 01:32:01.942 Maybe after fourth period. 01:32:01.976 --> 01:32:03.644 Oh, okay. That would be great. 01:32:15.022 --> 01:32:17.191 You okay? You breathing? You're gonna be great. 01:32:17.224 --> 01:32:19.860 Okay? You look great. You smell great. 01:32:19.894 --> 01:32:21.262 My God, what is that? 01:32:21.295 --> 01:32:25.065 I rub myself in cilantro every morning. 01:32:25.099 --> 01:32:26.867 Of course you do, my sexy little salsa. 01:32:26.901 --> 01:32:28.102 Go on. 01:32:28.135 --> 01:32:29.603 Okay. I'm off to work. 01:32:29.637 --> 01:32:31.739 Oh, what did I have for you? 01:32:31.772 --> 01:32:33.774 There it is. 01:32:33.808 --> 01:32:37.011 Oh. Oh. Went too far. Got it. 01:32:49.790 --> 01:32:51.892 Hello. Ahem. 01:32:51.926 --> 01:32:54.595 My name is Mr. R. L. Stine, 01:32:54.628 --> 01:32:57.164 and I will be your new English teacher, 01:32:57.198 --> 01:32:59.600 because Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries 01:32:59.633 --> 01:33:04.772 sustained in a mutant-insect attack. 01:33:04.805 --> 01:33:07.174 Now... 01:33:08.676 --> 01:33:10.611 every story ever told 01:33:10.644 --> 01:33:14.982 can be broken down into three distinct parts. 01:33:15.015 --> 01:33:16.917 The beginning, 01:33:16.951 --> 01:33:19.753 the middle 01:33:19.787 --> 01:33:20.921 and the twist. 01:33:23.090 --> 01:33:25.559 Hello, Mr. Stine. Hello, Mr. Black. 01:33:26.694 --> 01:33:27.795 Uh, who was that? 01:33:27.828 --> 01:33:30.097 He's the new drama teacher. 01:33:33.234 --> 01:33:36.303 Can I ask you something? Of course. 01:33:38.939 --> 01:33:40.207 Do you miss her? 01:33:40.241 --> 01:33:42.643 Not a day goes by that I don't think of her. 01:33:42.676 --> 01:33:45.646 But she'll always be in here... 01:33:45.679 --> 01:33:48.082 and in there. 01:33:48.115 --> 01:33:50.684 And right here... 01:33:50.718 --> 01:33:52.353 and in here. 01:33:52.386 --> 01:33:54.555 And also right over there. 01:34:02.730 --> 01:34:06.667 I may have written one more book. 01:34:15.409 --> 01:34:16.744 Hannah. 01:34:20.147 --> 01:34:22.116 You're... You're real. 01:34:22.149 --> 01:34:23.250 You came back. 01:34:23.284 --> 01:34:25.252 I had to. You owe me a dance. 01:34:33.027 --> 01:34:35.629 Come on, let's go. 01:35:14.802 --> 01:35:17.004 You forgot about me. 01:35:17.028 --> 01:35:28.028 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.