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STARK: <i>Been a while
since I was up here in front of you.</i>

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<i>Maybe I'll do us all a favor
and just stick to the cards.</i>

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(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

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<i>There's been speculation that I was
involved in the events that occurred</i>

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<i>on the freeway and the rooftop...</i>

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CHRISTINE: <i>Sorry, Mr. Stark, do you
honestly expect us to believe that</i>

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<i>that was a bodyguard
in a suit that conveniently appeared,</i>

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<i>despite the fact that you
sorely despise bodyguards?</i>

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STARK: <i>Yes.</i>

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CHRISTINE: <i>And this mysterious
bodyguard was somehow equipped</i>

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<i>with an undisclosed
Stark high-tech powered battle...</i>

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STARK: <i>I know that it's confusing.</i>

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<i>It is one thing to question the official
story, and another thing entirely</i>

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<i>to make wild accusations,
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.</i>

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<i>I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.</i>

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(MAN TRANSLATING
SIMULTANEOUSLY IN RUSSIAN)

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<i>A laundry list
of character defects,</i>

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<i>all the mistakes I've made,
largely public.</i>

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<i>The truth is</i>

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<i>I am Iron Man.</i>

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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(ANTON CALLING OUT WEAKLY)

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Ivan.

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Vanya.

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(ANTON COUGHING)

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(ANTON GASPING)

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(TV ANNOUNCER CHATTERING
IN RUSSIAN)

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(IN RUSSIAN)

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(ANTON COUGHS)

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(ANTON EXHALES)

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(ROARING)

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(POWER SURGING)

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(SQUAWKS)

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(CHUCKLING)

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MAN: (ON RADIO) <i>270 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15,000 feet.</i>

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<i>You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.</i>

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<i>(SHOOT TO THRILL</i> PLAYING)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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<i>(SHOOT TO THRILL</i> PLAYING
IN THE STADIUM)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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(SONG ENDS)

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CROWD: (CHANTING)
Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!

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Oh! It's good to be back.

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- You missed me?
- MAN: Blow something up!

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I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.

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(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)

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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying

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its longest period of uninterrupted peace
in years because of me.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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I'm not saying
that from the ashes of captivity,

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never has a greater phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.

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I'm not saying that Uncle Sam
can kick back on a lawn chair,

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sipping on an iced tea

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because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough

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to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.

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(CHEERING LOUDLY)

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WOMAN: I love you, Tony!

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Please, it's not about me.

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It's not about you.

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It's not even about us. It's about legacy.

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It's about what we choose
to leave behind for future generations.

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And that's why for the next year
and for the first time since 1974,

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the best and brightest men and women

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of nations and corporations
the world over

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will pool their resources,
share their collective vision,

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to leave behind a brighter future.

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- (CHEERING)
- It's not about us.

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Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,

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is welcome back to the Stark Expo.

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And now, making a special guest
appearance from the great beyond

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to tell you what it's all about,

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please welcome my father, Howard.

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<i>Everything is achievable
through technology.</i>

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<i>Better living, robust health,</i>

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<i>and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.</i>

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<i>So, from all of us here
at Stark Industries,</i>

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<i>I would like to personally introduce you
to the City of the Future.</i>

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<i>Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind,</i>

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<i>and will one day rid society of all its ills.</i>

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<i>Soon, technology will affect the way
you live your life every day.</i>

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<i>No more tedious work,</i>

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<i>leaving more time for leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.</i>

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<i>The Stark Expo. Welcome.</i>

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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<i>We are coming to you live
from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,</i>

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<i>where Tony Stark
has just walked offstage.</i>

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<i>Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight</i>

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<i>because this Expo goes on all yearlong.</i>

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<i>And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions</i>

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<i>and the pavilions and the inventions
from all around the world.</i>

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<i>- Make sure you join me...</i>
- All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out.

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- Open up, let's go.
- STARK: Hey! Nice to see you.

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- All right. Thank you. I remember you.
- WOMAN: Tony, Tony...

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- STARK: Hey, hey...
- Call me.

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HAPPY: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on.

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STARK: Hello. it would be a pleasure.

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HAPPY: Okay.
STARK: See you, buddy.

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This is Larry.

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STARK: Hey, the oracle of Oracle.
What a pleasure. Nice to see you.

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Call me. Call me.

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HAPPY: Larry King.
STARK: Larry!

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Ah, yes, my people, my people.

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- Come on, Tony. There we go.
- Very mellow.

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- That wasn't so bad.
- No, it was perfect.

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Look what we got here, the new model.

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STARK: Hey, does she come
with the car?

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HAPPY: I certainly hope so.

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- Hi.
- MARSHAL: Hi.

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- And you are?
- Marshal.

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- Irish. I like it.
- Pleased to meet you, Tony.

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I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
Where you from?

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- Bedford.
- What are you doing here?

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- Looking for you.
- Yeah? You found me.

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(TONY CLEARS THROAT)

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- What are you up to later?
- Serving subpoenas.

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Yikes.

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He doesn't like to be handed things.

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- Yeah, I have a peeve.
- I got it.

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You are hereby ordered to appear

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before the Senate
Armed Services Committee

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tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.

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- Can I see a badge?
- You wanna see the badge?

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He likes the badge.

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- You still like it?
- Yep.

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- How far are we from D.C.?
- D.C.? 250 miles.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GAVEL BANGING)

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STERN: <i>Mr. Stark, could we pick up now
where we left off?</i>

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- (BANGING GAVEL)
<i>- Mr. Stark. Please.</i>

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<i>- Yes, dear?
- Can I have your attention?</i>

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<i>Absolutely.</i>

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<i>Do you or do you not possess
a specialized weapon?</i>

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<i>- I do not.
- You do not?</i>

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<i>I do not. Well, it depends
on how you define the word "weapon."</i>

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<i>- The Iron Man weapon.
- My device does not fit that description.</i>

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<i>Well... How would you describe it?</i>

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<i>I would describe it by defining it
as what it is, Senator.</i>

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<i>- As?
- It's a high-tech prosthesis.</i>

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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<i>That is... That is...</i>

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<i>That's actually the most apt description
I can make of it.</i>

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<i>It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr. Stark.</i>

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<i>Please, if your priority was actually
the well-being of the American citizen...</i>

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<i>My priority is to get the Iron Man
weapon turned over to the people</i>

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<i>- of the United States of America.
- Well, you can forget it.</i>

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<i>I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.</i>

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<i>To turn over the Iron Man suit
would be to turn over myself,</i>

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<i>which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,</i>

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<i>depending on what state you're in.</i>

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<i>- You can't have it.
- Look, I'm no expert...</i>

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<i>In prostitution? Of course not.
You're a senator. Come on.</i>

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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<i>I'm no expert in weapons.</i>

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<i>We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.</i>

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<i>I'd now like to call Justin Hammer,
our current primary weapons contractor.</i>

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<i>Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr. Hammer entering the chamber,</i>

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<i>and I am wondering</i>

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<i>if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.</i>

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(PEOPLE MURMURING)

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(LAUGHS)

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<i>Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer
to you, Anthony. You're the wonder boy.</i>

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<i>Senator, if I may.
I may well not be an expert,</i>

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<i>but you know who was the expert?</i>

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<i>Your dad. Howard Stark.</i>

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<i>Really a father to us all,
and to the military-industrial age.</i>

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<i>Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.</i>

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<i>We all know why we're here.
In the last six months,</i>

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<i>Anthony Stark has created a sword
with untold possibilities.</i>

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<i>And yet he insists it's a shield.</i>

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<i>He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.</i>

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<i>I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
I really do.</i>

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<i>I'd love to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,</i>

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<i>but this ain't Canada.</i>

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<i>You know, we live in a world
of grave threats,</i>

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<i>threats that Mr. Stark
will not always be able to foresee.</i>

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<i>Thank you.
God bless Iron Man. God bless America.</i>

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<i>That is well said, Mr. Hammer.</i>

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<i>The committee would now like to invite</i>

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<i>Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
to the chamber.</i>

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<i>Rhodey? What?</i>

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Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.

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Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.

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I just...

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RHODES: Drop it.
STARK: All right, I'll drop it.

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STERN: <i>I have before me a complete
report on the Iron Man weapon,</i>

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<i>compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
And, Colonel, for the record,</i>

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<i>can you please read page 57,
paragraph four?</i>

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<i>You're requesting
that I read specific selections</i>

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<i>- from my report, Senator?
- Yes, sir.</i>

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<i>It was my understanding
that I was going to be testifying</i>

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<i>in a much more comprehensive
and detailed manner.</i>

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<i>I understand.
A lot of things have changed today.</i>

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<i>- So if you could just read...
- You do understand</i>

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<i>that reading a single paragraph
out of context does not reflect</i>

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<i>- the summary of my final...
- Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.</i>

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<i>Very well.</i>

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<i>"As he does not operate within
any definable branch of government,</i>

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<i>"Iron Man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation</i>

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<i>"and to her interests."</i>

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<i>I did, however, go on to summarize
that the benefits of Iron Man</i>

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<i>- far outweigh the liabilities.</i>
- Uh... Uh... Uh...

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<i>- And that it would be in our interest...
- That's enough, Colonel.</i>

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<i>- ...to fold Mr. Stark...
- That's enough.</i>

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<i>...into the existing
chain of command, Senator.</i>

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<i>I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.</i>

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- (PEOPLE LAUGHING)
<i>- We can amend the hours a little bit.</i>

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<i>I'd like to go on and show, if I may,</i>

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<i>the imagery
that's connected to your report.</i>

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<i>I believe it is somewhat premature
to reveal these images</i>

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<i>- to the general public at this time.</i>
- STERN: <i>With all due respect,</i>

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<i>Colonel, I understand.</i>

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<i>And if you could just narrate those
for us, we'd be very grateful.</i>

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Let's have the images.

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<i>Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos</i>

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<i>are, in fact, attempts at making
manned copies of Mr. Stark's suit.</i>

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<i>This has been corroborated by our allies
and local intelligence on the ground,</i>

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<i>indicating that these suits are quite
possibly, at this moment, operational.</i>

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Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.

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Oh! Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.

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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.

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<i>- Now, let's see what's really going on.
- What is he doing?</i>

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<i>If you will direct your attention
to said screens...</i>

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<i>I believe that's North Korea.</i>

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(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING ON TV)

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Can you turn that off? Take it off.

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Iran.

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(MAN SHOUTING ON TV)

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No grave immediate threat here.

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Is that Justin Hammer?
How did Hammer get in the game?

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STARK: Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.

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(PEOPLE MURMURING)

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HAMMER: <i>Okay, give me a left twist.
Left's good. Turn to the right.</i>

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(MAN SCREAMING ON TV)

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HAMMER: <i>Oh, Shit. Oh, Shit!</i>

00:16:26.613 --> 00:16:27.781
STARK: Wow.

00:16:28.699 --> 00:16:32.536
Yeah, I'd say most countries,
five, 10 years away.

00:16:32.619 --> 00:16:33.912
Hammer Industries, 20.

00:16:33.996 --> 00:16:36.456
<i>I'd like to point out that
that test pilot survived.</i>

00:16:36.540 --> 00:16:38.250
STERN: <i>I think we're done,
is the point that he's making.</i>

00:16:38.333 --> 00:16:39.876
(STUTTERS)
<i>I don't think there's any reason...</i>

00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:42.254
<i>- The point is, you're welcome, I guess.</i>
- STERN: <i>For what?</i>

00:16:42.337 --> 00:16:44.506
<i>Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.</i>

00:16:44.589 --> 00:16:47.092
<i>It's working.
We're safe. America is secure.</i>

00:16:47.175 --> 00:16:49.094
<i>You want my property?
You can't have it.</i>

00:16:49.177 --> 00:16:50.554
<i>But I did you a big favor.</i>

00:16:51.346 --> 00:16:53.724
I've successfully privatized world peace.

00:16:57.060 --> 00:16:59.646
What more do you want? For now!

00:17:00.689 --> 00:17:03.317
I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.

00:17:03.400 --> 00:17:06.778
(BLEEP) <i>you, Mr. Stark.</i>
(BLEEP) <i>you, buddy.</i>

00:17:07.029 --> 00:17:08.989
We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.

00:17:09.072 --> 00:17:11.366
- Okay.
- You've been a delight.

00:17:13.577 --> 00:17:17.122
(MAN ON TV
TRANSLATING IN RUSSIAN)

00:17:17.205 --> 00:17:19.458
<i>My bond is with the people.</i>

00:17:19.541 --> 00:17:24.755
<i>And I will serve this great nation
at the pleasure of myself.</i>

00:17:25.088 --> 00:17:26.465
<i>If there's one thing I've proven</i>

00:17:26.548 --> 00:17:29.885
<i>it's that you can count on me
to pleasure myself.</i>

00:17:47.569 --> 00:17:49.863
(POWER SURGING)

00:18:03.502 --> 00:18:05.504
<i>(SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO</i>
PLAYING ON STEREO)

00:18:05.587 --> 00:18:07.089
Wake up. Daddy's home.

00:18:07.172 --> 00:18:08.757
JARVIS: <i>Welcome home, sir.</i>

00:18:08.840 --> 00:18:10.717
<i>Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.</i>

00:18:10.801 --> 00:18:13.845
<i>They were such a success,
as was your Senate hearing.</i>

00:18:13.929 --> 00:18:15.680
<i>And may I say how refreshing it is</i>

00:18:15.764 --> 00:18:18.642
<i>to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.</i>

00:18:18.725 --> 00:18:20.268
(CHUCKLES)

00:18:21.436 --> 00:18:22.562
You!

00:18:23.146 --> 00:18:25.357
I swear to God I'll dismantle you.
I'll soak your motherboard.

00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:27.275
I'll turn you into a wine rack.

00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:28.485
(POWERING DOWN)

00:18:28.568 --> 00:18:31.947
How many ounces a day of this
gobbledegook am I supposed to drink?

00:18:32.030 --> 00:18:35.992
<i>We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.</i>

00:18:36.952 --> 00:18:38.954
Check palladium levels.

00:18:40.872 --> 00:18:43.208
<i>Blood toxicity, 24%.</i>

00:18:44.668 --> 00:18:47.045
<i>It appears that the continued use
of the Iron Man suit</i>

00:18:47.129 --> 00:18:49.506
<i>is accelerating your condition.</i>

00:18:51.049 --> 00:18:53.427
<i>Another core has been depleted.</i>

00:18:56.847 --> 00:18:58.473
God, they're running out quick.

00:18:58.557 --> 00:19:01.226
<i>I have run simulations
on every known element,</i>

00:19:01.309 --> 00:19:05.439
<i>and none can serve as a viable
replacement for the palladium core.</i>

00:19:07.649 --> 00:19:10.735
<i>You are running out of both time
and options.</i>

00:19:11.945 --> 00:19:12.988
(EXHALES)

00:19:14.448 --> 00:19:18.785
<i>Unfortunately, the device that's
keeping you alive is also killing you.</i>

00:19:20.579 --> 00:19:21.997
<i>Miss Potts is approaching.</i>

00:19:22.080 --> 00:19:23.832
<i>- I recommend that you inform her...</i>
- STARK: Mute.

00:19:27.377 --> 00:19:28.962
- Uh-uh.
- Is this a joke?

00:19:31.047 --> 00:19:32.757
- What are you thinking?
- What?

00:19:32.841 --> 00:19:35.135
- (ANGRILY) What are you thinking?
- Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.

00:19:35.218 --> 00:19:37.554
And you're angry about something.

00:19:37.637 --> 00:19:39.014
Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.

00:19:39.097 --> 00:19:40.515
- Did you just donate...
- Keep your business.

00:19:40.599 --> 00:19:44.144
...our entire modern art collection
to the...

00:19:44.227 --> 00:19:45.854
- Boy Scouts of America.
- ...Boy Scouts of America?

00:19:45.937 --> 00:19:47.731
Yes. It is a worthwhile organization.

00:19:47.814 --> 00:19:51.193
I didn't physically check the crates
but, basically, yes.

00:19:51.276 --> 00:19:53.445
And it's not "our" collection,
it's my collection. No offense.

00:19:53.528 --> 00:19:55.572
No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled

00:19:55.655 --> 00:19:57.240
to say "our" collection

00:19:57.324 --> 00:20:00.535
considering the time that I put in,
over 10 years,

00:20:00.619 --> 00:20:02.454
- curating that.
- It was a tax write-off. I needed that.

00:20:02.537 --> 00:20:05.624
You know,
there's only about 8,011 things

00:20:05.707 --> 00:20:09.211
- that I really need to talk to you about.
- Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.

00:20:09.294 --> 00:20:10.754
The Bridgeport's
already machining that part.

00:20:10.837 --> 00:20:13.215
The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.

00:20:13.298 --> 00:20:15.550
I need you to wear a surgical mask
until you're feeling better.

00:20:15.634 --> 00:20:16.676
- Is that okay?
- That's rude.

00:20:16.760 --> 00:20:18.261
There's nothing more important to me
than the Expo.

00:20:18.345 --> 00:20:19.679
It's my primary point of concern.

00:20:19.763 --> 00:20:22.933
- I don't know why you're...
- The Expo is your ego gone crazy.

00:20:23.016 --> 00:20:24.768
Wow. Look at that.

00:20:26.019 --> 00:20:28.396
That's modern art. That's going up.

00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:31.233
- Oh, you've got to be kidding.
- I'm gonna put this up right now.

00:20:31.316 --> 00:20:33.527
- This is vital.
- Stark is in complete disarray.

00:20:33.610 --> 00:20:35.946
- You understand that?
- No. Our stocks have never been higher.

00:20:36.029 --> 00:20:38.365
- Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
- You are... Well, if it's messy,

00:20:38.448 --> 00:20:39.950
- then let's double back.
- Let me give you an example.

00:20:40.033 --> 00:20:41.618
- Let's move on to another subject.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:20:41.701 --> 00:20:43.411
You are not taking down
the Barnett Newman

00:20:43.495 --> 00:20:44.996
- and hanging that up!
- I'm not taking it down.

00:20:45.080 --> 00:20:46.331
I'm just replacing it with this.

00:20:46.414 --> 00:20:47.791
- Let's see what I can get going here.
- Okay, fine.

00:20:47.874 --> 00:20:51.002
My point is,
we have already awarded contracts

00:20:51.086 --> 00:20:52.754
- to the wind farm people.
- Yeah. Don't say "wind farm."

00:20:52.837 --> 00:20:54.923
- I'm already feeling gassy.
- And to the plastic plantation tree,

00:20:55.006 --> 00:20:57.133
which was your idea, by the way.
Those people are on payroll...

00:20:57.217 --> 00:20:59.010
- Everything was my idea.
- ...and you won't make a decision.

00:20:59.094 --> 00:21:00.804
I don't care
about the liberal agenda anymore.

00:21:00.887 --> 00:21:03.265
It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.

00:21:03.348 --> 00:21:05.642
- You do it.
- I do what?

00:21:05.725 --> 00:21:07.686
Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
You run the company.

00:21:07.769 --> 00:21:10.564
- Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
- Pepper, I need you to run the company.

00:21:10.647 --> 00:21:12.065
- Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
- You will not

00:21:12.148 --> 00:21:13.817
- give me the information...
- I'm not asking you to try...

00:21:13.900 --> 00:21:15.026
- ...in order to...
- I'm asking you

00:21:15.110 --> 00:21:16.319
to physically do it. I need you to do it.

00:21:16.403 --> 00:21:18.154
- I am trying to do it.
- Pepper, you're not listening to me!

00:21:18.238 --> 00:21:20.156
- No, you are not listening to me.
- I'm trying to make you CEO.

00:21:20.240 --> 00:21:22.117
Why won't you let me?

00:21:22.659 --> 00:21:25.662
- Have you been drinking?
- Chlorophyll.

00:21:27.581 --> 00:21:31.835
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,

00:21:31.918 --> 00:21:33.837
effective immediately.

00:21:36.006 --> 00:21:37.924
Yeah, done deal. Okay?

00:21:39.384 --> 00:21:41.970
I've actually given this
a fair amount of thought,

00:21:42.053 --> 00:21:45.140
believe it or not.
Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,

00:21:46.224 --> 00:21:49.936
trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.

00:21:50.020 --> 00:21:51.813
And then I realized

00:21:54.357 --> 00:21:56.901
it's you. It's always been you.

00:21:58.903 --> 00:22:00.030
I thought there'd be a legal issue,

00:22:00.113 --> 00:22:03.575
but actually I'm capable
of appointing my successor.

00:22:04.284 --> 00:22:06.286
My successor being you.

00:22:08.455 --> 00:22:10.123
Congratulations?

00:22:11.875 --> 00:22:13.460
- Take it, just take it.
- I don't know what to think.

00:22:13.543 --> 00:22:15.337
Don't think. Drink.

00:22:19.049 --> 00:22:20.592
- (LAUGHING IN SHOCK)
- There you go.

00:22:26.556 --> 00:22:28.433
(MAN SPEAKS RUSSIAN)

00:23:00.965 --> 00:23:02.467
(TONY CHATTERING)

00:23:02.550 --> 00:23:03.677
PEPPER: The notary's here!

00:23:03.760 --> 00:23:05.970
Can you please come
sign the transfer paperwork?

00:23:06.054 --> 00:23:07.806
STARK: I'm on happy time.

00:23:12.852 --> 00:23:13.937
(GROANS)

00:23:14.020 --> 00:23:15.271
- Sorry.
- What the hell was that?

00:23:15.355 --> 00:23:17.774
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.

00:23:17.857 --> 00:23:19.943
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.

00:23:20.026 --> 00:23:22.487
STARK: All right, put them up. Come on.

00:23:25.156 --> 00:23:30.036
I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.

00:23:31.246 --> 00:23:33.623
I need you to initial each box.

00:23:34.207 --> 00:23:36.376
Lesson one. Never take your eye off...

00:23:36.459 --> 00:23:37.502
(GRUNTING)

00:23:38.086 --> 00:23:39.170
(BELL RINGS)

00:23:39.254 --> 00:23:40.463
HAPPY: That's it. I'm done.

00:23:40.547 --> 00:23:42.966
- What's your name, lady?
- Rushman. Natalie Rushman.

00:23:43.049 --> 00:23:44.634
Front and center. Come into the church.

00:23:44.718 --> 00:23:46.344
No. You're seriously not gonna ask...

00:23:46.428 --> 00:23:48.513
STARK: If it pleases the court,
which it does.

00:23:48.596 --> 00:23:51.933
- It's no problem.
- I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.

00:24:05.488 --> 00:24:06.656
What?

00:24:10.410 --> 00:24:12.537
- Can you give her a lesson?
- No problem.

00:24:13.371 --> 00:24:14.456
(WHISPERING) Pepper.

00:24:14.539 --> 00:24:15.707
What?

00:24:16.541 --> 00:24:18.793
- Who is she?
- She is from legal.

00:24:18.877 --> 00:24:22.964
And she is potentially a very expensive
sexual harassment lawsuit

00:24:23.047 --> 00:24:25.216
- if you keep ogling her like that.
- I need a new assistant, boss.

00:24:25.300 --> 00:24:28.094
Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.

00:24:28.219 --> 00:24:29.721
They're lined up and ready to meet you.

00:24:29.804 --> 00:24:32.682
I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.

00:24:32.766 --> 00:24:33.850
No, it's not.

00:24:33.933 --> 00:24:35.727
- You ever boxed before?
- I have, yes.

00:24:35.810 --> 00:24:38.813
What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot
Camp? Crunch? Something like that?

00:24:38.897 --> 00:24:39.939
(CLEARS THROAT)

00:24:40.064 --> 00:24:43.610
- How do I spell your name, Natalie?
- R-U-S-H-M-A-N.

00:24:43.735 --> 00:24:45.028
PEPPER: What,
are you gonna Google her now?

00:24:45.111 --> 00:24:47.238
Hmm? I thought I was ogling her.

00:24:48.239 --> 00:24:50.450
Oh, wow.
Very, very impressive individual.

00:24:50.575 --> 00:24:51.868
PEPPER: You're so predictable,
you know that?

00:24:51.951 --> 00:24:54.120
She's fluent in French, Italian,
Russian, Latin.

00:24:54.245 --> 00:24:56.080
- Who speaks Latin?
- No one speaks Latin.

00:24:56.164 --> 00:24:58.458
- It's a dead language.
- No one speaks Latin?

00:24:58.583 --> 00:25:00.335
You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,

00:25:00.418 --> 00:25:02.003
- but you can't speak Latin...
- Did you model in Tokyo?

00:25:02.086 --> 00:25:03.838
- 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.
- Well...

00:25:03.922 --> 00:25:05.298
STARK: I need her.
She's got everything that I need.

00:25:05.423 --> 00:25:07.425
Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.

00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:08.760
(CRACKING)

00:25:10.261 --> 00:25:11.638
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!

00:25:11.930 --> 00:25:14.933
- (GRUNTING HAPPILY)
- PEPPER: Happy!

00:25:15.308 --> 00:25:17.310
- STARK: That's what I'm talking about.
- I just slipped.

00:25:17.435 --> 00:25:18.603
- STARK: You did?
- Yeah.

00:25:18.686 --> 00:25:21.022
- (RINGING BELL)
- Looks like a TKO to me.

00:25:22.816 --> 00:25:25.026
Just... I need your impression.

00:25:25.109 --> 00:25:27.821
You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.

00:25:27.946 --> 00:25:30.448
- I meant your fingerprint.
- Right.

00:25:31.950 --> 00:25:33.159
(TONY CLEARS THROAT)

00:25:33.284 --> 00:25:36.788
- So, how are we doing?
- Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.

00:25:38.039 --> 00:25:41.251
- You're the boss.
- Will that be all, Mr. Stark?

00:25:41.334 --> 00:25:43.294
- No.
- Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman.

00:25:43.378 --> 00:25:45.213
Thank you very much.

00:25:48.216 --> 00:25:49.884
- I want one.
- No.

00:25:59.978 --> 00:26:02.355
(TV ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH)

00:26:23.835 --> 00:26:26.170
You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,

00:26:26.254 --> 00:26:27.505
- just go with it.
- Go with it? Go with what?

00:26:27.589 --> 00:26:29.132
- NATALIE: Mr. Stark?
- Hey.

00:26:29.215 --> 00:26:30.425
Hello. How was your flight?

00:26:30.508 --> 00:26:32.010
It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.

00:26:32.093 --> 00:26:35.054
We have one photographer
from the ACM, if you don't mind.

00:26:35.179 --> 00:26:36.264
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

00:26:36.347 --> 00:26:38.433
- When did this happen?
- What? You made me do it.

00:26:38.516 --> 00:26:41.060
- I made you do what?
- You quit. Smile. Look right there.

00:26:41.185 --> 00:26:42.270
Stop acting constipated.

00:26:42.353 --> 00:26:43.813
- Don't flare your nostrils.
- You are so predictable.

00:26:43.897 --> 00:26:45.273
- That's the amazing thing.
- NATALIE: Right this way.

00:26:45.356 --> 00:26:46.733
- You look fantastic.
- Why, thank you very much.

00:26:46.858 --> 00:26:48.651
But that's unprofessional.
What's on the docket?

00:26:48.735 --> 00:26:50.653
You have a 9:30 dinner.

00:26:50.737 --> 00:26:52.363
- Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.
- Absolutely.

00:26:52.447 --> 00:26:54.282
- Is this us?
- It can be.

00:26:54.532 --> 00:26:56.159
- Great. Make it us.
- Okay.

00:26:56.242 --> 00:26:58.703
- Mr. Musk. How are you?
- Hi, Pepper.

00:26:58.786 --> 00:27:00.663
- Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.

00:27:00.747 --> 00:27:02.999
Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.

00:27:03.082 --> 00:27:05.084
Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
for an electric jet.

00:27:05.209 --> 00:27:06.252
- You do?
- Yeah.

00:27:06.377 --> 00:27:07.712
Then we'll make it work.

00:27:08.755 --> 00:27:09.923
- You want a massage?
- (SIGHING) Oh, God.

00:27:10.048 --> 00:27:11.758
- No, I don't want a massage.
- I'll have Natalie make an...

00:27:11.883 --> 00:27:13.259
- I don't want Natalie to do...
- Don't want you tense.

00:27:13.384 --> 00:27:14.510
By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.

00:27:14.594 --> 00:27:15.720
PEPPER: Thank you very much.

00:27:15.803 --> 00:27:17.764
- Green is not your best color.
- PEPPER: Oh, please.

00:27:17.889 --> 00:27:19.182
Anthony! Is that you?

00:27:19.265 --> 00:27:20.767
- Hey, pal.
- My least favorite person on Earth.

00:27:20.892 --> 00:27:22.143
- Justin Hammer.
- How you doing?

00:27:22.226 --> 00:27:25.021
You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.

00:27:25.104 --> 00:27:27.523
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair.

00:27:27.607 --> 00:27:28.733
- You guys know each other?
- Hi.

00:27:28.816 --> 00:27:30.068
- CHRISTINE: Yes.
- Yes!

00:27:30.151 --> 00:27:31.319
- Yes, roughly.
- CHRISTINE: We do.

00:27:31.402 --> 00:27:36.074
BTW, big story. The new CEO
of Stark Industries. Congratulations.

00:27:36.157 --> 00:27:38.076
I know. I know. My editor will kill me

00:27:38.159 --> 00:27:39.869
if I don't grab a quote
for our Powerful Women issue.

00:27:39.953 --> 00:27:41.621
- Can I?
- Oh! Sure.

00:27:41.746 --> 00:27:44.207
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for <i>Vanity Fair.</i>

00:27:44.290 --> 00:27:46.334
- I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
- Right.

00:27:46.417 --> 00:27:47.502
HAMMER: Right?
CHRISTINE: Yes.

00:27:47.585 --> 00:27:50.838
Well, she did quite a spread
on Tony last year.

00:27:50.922 --> 00:27:52.256
And she wrote a story as well.

00:27:52.340 --> 00:27:54.384
PEPPER: It was very impressive.
STARK: That was good.

00:27:54.467 --> 00:27:56.511
- PEPPER: Very well done.
- Thank you.

00:27:56.594 --> 00:27:58.054
- I'm gonna go wash.
- Don't leave me.

00:27:58.137 --> 00:27:59.597
- Hey, buddy. How you doing?
- I'm all right.

00:27:59.681 --> 00:28:00.974
- Looking gorgeous.
- Please, this is tough.

00:28:01.099 --> 00:28:03.685
- Can I ask you... Is this the first time...
<i>- Fromage.</i>

00:28:03.768 --> 00:28:05.269
- Say, "Brie."
- ...that you guys have seen each other?

00:28:05.353 --> 00:28:07.605
God, that's so awful. (LAUGHS)

00:28:07.689 --> 00:28:10.066
Listen, is it the first time you've seen
each other since the Senate?

00:28:10.149 --> 00:28:11.818
Since he got his contract revoked...

00:28:11.943 --> 00:28:14.112
- Actually, it's on hold.
- ...when you were attempting to...

00:28:14.195 --> 00:28:16.197
That's not what I heard.
What's the difference between "hold"

00:28:16.280 --> 00:28:18.116
- and "canceled"? The truth?
- Yes, what is?

00:28:18.199 --> 00:28:20.576
No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?

00:28:20.660 --> 00:28:24.664
The truth is, I'm actually hoping
to present something at your Expo.

00:28:24.789 --> 00:28:27.125
Well, if you invent something that works,

00:28:27.208 --> 00:28:28.626
I'll make sure I get you a slot.

00:28:28.710 --> 00:28:30.920
- Mr. Stark, your corner table is ready.
- Yes?

00:28:31.004 --> 00:28:33.214
I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do.

00:28:33.297 --> 00:28:34.549
Hammer needs a slot, Christine.

00:28:34.632 --> 00:28:36.467
HAMMER: (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
We kid, yeah.

00:28:37.343 --> 00:28:38.511
We kid. We're kidders.

00:28:53.860 --> 00:28:54.902
(SIGHS)

00:29:00.867 --> 00:29:02.910
Got any other bad ideas?

00:29:03.661 --> 00:29:05.246
(FANS CLAMORING)

00:29:05.329 --> 00:29:07.040
(RACING CAR ENGINES REVVING)

00:29:07.165 --> 00:29:08.332
MAN: Tony!

00:29:12.170 --> 00:29:16.424
Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.

00:29:16.507 --> 00:29:18.968
Him being out of the picture
created tremendous opportunities

00:29:19.052 --> 00:29:20.386
for Hammer Industries, you know?

00:29:20.511 --> 00:29:21.554
(STUTTERING)

00:29:21.679 --> 00:29:24.974
- Everything that Tony and I do...
<i>- Well, what's the use of having...</i>

00:29:25.058 --> 00:29:27.935
- ...is a healthy...
<i>- ...and owning a race car...</i>

00:29:28.019 --> 00:29:30.438
- ...competition.
<i>- ...If you don't drive it?</i>

00:29:30.521 --> 00:29:31.939
(FANS CHEERING)

00:29:32.023 --> 00:29:33.566
Is he driving?

00:29:33.775 --> 00:29:38.696
(TV ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH)

00:29:40.865 --> 00:29:42.533
Natalie. Natalie!

00:29:43.451 --> 00:29:44.660
- Yes, Miss Potts?
- Did you know about this?

00:29:44.744 --> 00:29:46.245
This is the first that I have known of it.

00:29:46.370 --> 00:29:48.790
PEPPER: (SIGHS)
This... This cannot happen.

00:29:48.873 --> 00:29:50.541
NATALIE: Absolutely. I understand.
How can I help you?

00:29:50.625 --> 00:29:51.876
- Where's Happy?
- He's waiting outside.

00:29:51.959 --> 00:29:53.878
- Okay, get him. I need Happy.
- Right away.

00:29:54.587 --> 00:29:56.714
Tony's... You know, he...

00:29:56.798 --> 00:29:58.674
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?

00:29:58.758 --> 00:29:59.842
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,

00:29:59.926 --> 00:30:02.887
- can you excuse me just one second?
- Just read me what you wrote.

00:30:02.970 --> 00:30:04.180
- I will. I will, after.
- Just read it back to me.

00:30:04.263 --> 00:30:05.515
But I have to make one quick phone call.

00:30:05.598 --> 00:30:06.682
- Where are you going?
- This is great.

00:30:06.766 --> 00:30:08.142
- I've got some caviar coming.
- This is great stuff.

00:30:08.226 --> 00:30:09.727
- I'll be right back.
- WOMAN: Look!

00:30:09.811 --> 00:30:11.312
MAN: That's Stark.

00:30:11.479 --> 00:30:13.898
(ENGINES REVVING)

00:30:15.066 --> 00:30:19.737
(REVVING ENGINE)

00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:37.088
(RACE COMMENTATOR
CHATTERING OVER TANNOY)

00:31:23.718 --> 00:31:28.389
(WOMAN ON TV CHATTERING
IN FRENCH)

00:31:36.189 --> 00:31:38.482
(POWERING UP)

00:32:00.338 --> 00:32:02.256
(MALE TV COMMENTATOR
EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)

00:32:02.548 --> 00:32:04.383
(PEOPLE GASPING)

00:32:09.513 --> 00:32:10.890
- Go, go!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

00:32:14.185 --> 00:32:15.436
Hang on.

00:32:23.861 --> 00:32:25.696
(PEOPLE SHOUTING IN ALARM)

00:33:02.108 --> 00:33:03.985
(TIRES SCREECH)

00:33:24.422 --> 00:33:26.215
- Give me the case.
- Here. Take it.

00:33:26.299 --> 00:33:27.883
- Where's the key?
- It's in my pocket.

00:33:27.967 --> 00:33:29.135
PEPPER: Car!

00:33:56.787 --> 00:33:58.039
(GROANS)

00:34:32.823 --> 00:34:34.200
PEPPER: Oh, my God!

00:34:34.825 --> 00:34:36.202
(CAR HORN BLARING)

00:34:40.831 --> 00:34:43.334
- HAPPY: Are you okay?
- Yeah.

00:34:44.168 --> 00:34:46.253
- Were you heading for me or him?
- I was trying to scare him.

00:34:46.337 --> 00:34:48.631
- 'Cause I can't tell!
- Are you out of your mind?

00:34:48.714 --> 00:34:50.466
- Better security.
- Get in the car right now!

00:34:50.549 --> 00:34:52.259
I was attacked! We need better security.

00:34:52.343 --> 00:34:53.386
Get in the car!

00:34:53.511 --> 00:34:56.514
STARK: You're CEO. Better security
measures. God, it's embarrassing.

00:34:57.348 --> 00:34:58.724
First vacation in two years.

00:34:59.850 --> 00:35:02.520
(PEPPER AND HAPPY SCREAMING)

00:35:04.230 --> 00:35:05.689
PEPPER: Oh, my God!

00:35:06.732 --> 00:35:08.984
- I got him!
- STARK: Hit him again. Hit him again.

00:35:09.068 --> 00:35:10.277
Football.

00:35:13.406 --> 00:35:15.449
- I got him!
- Take the case! Take it!

00:35:15.533 --> 00:35:17.201
- Take the case!
- HAPPY: Give him the case!

00:35:17.284 --> 00:35:18.661
PEPPER: Stop banging the car!

00:35:18.744 --> 00:35:20.079
(PEPPER SCREAMING)

00:35:22.248 --> 00:35:23.624
STARK: Calm down.

00:35:24.542 --> 00:35:26.544
God! God!

00:35:29.130 --> 00:35:31.882
Give me the case! Please! Come on!

00:35:46.647 --> 00:35:48.566
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

00:36:17.094 --> 00:36:18.179
(GRUNTING)

00:36:26.645 --> 00:36:31.775
(ELECTRICITY SURGING)

00:36:51.128 --> 00:36:53.047
(CROWD CHEERING)

00:37:03.515 --> 00:37:04.642
(LAUGHS) You...

00:37:04.808 --> 00:37:05.851
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) You lose.

00:37:06.352 --> 00:37:08.979
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

00:37:12.316 --> 00:37:14.902
You lose. You lose, Stark.

00:37:17.821 --> 00:37:19.740
(SIRENS APPROACHING)

00:37:33.420 --> 00:37:37.216
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

00:37:37.758 --> 00:37:39.093
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

00:37:48.727 --> 00:37:52.523
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

00:38:08.455 --> 00:38:12.126
Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.

00:38:17.881 --> 00:38:20.801
You could have doubled up
your rotations.

00:38:23.512 --> 00:38:26.265
You focused the repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.

00:38:26.348 --> 00:38:29.310
It's effective. Not very efficient.

00:38:30.311 --> 00:38:32.646
But it's a passable knock-off.

00:38:33.564 --> 00:38:36.734
I don't get it. A little fine tuning,
you could have made a solid paycheck.

00:38:36.817 --> 00:38:40.988
You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,

00:38:41.071 --> 00:38:43.699
or gone right to the black market.

00:38:43.782 --> 00:38:46.744
You look like you got friends
in low places.

00:38:46.827 --> 00:38:52.374
You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.

00:38:53.751 --> 00:38:56.045
And now, like all guilty men,

00:38:56.962 --> 00:38:59.590
you try to rewrite your own history.

00:39:00.257 --> 00:39:05.262
And you forget all the lives
the Stark family has destroyed.

00:39:06.430 --> 00:39:09.683
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?

00:39:09.767 --> 00:39:12.686
My father. Anton Vanko.

00:39:13.896 --> 00:39:16.065
Well, I never heard of him.

00:39:17.149 --> 00:39:19.860
My father is the reason you're alive.

00:39:20.110 --> 00:39:23.739
The reason I'm alive is 'cause
you had a shot, you took it, you missed.

00:39:23.822 --> 00:39:25.032
Did I?

00:39:27.910 --> 00:39:30.037
If you can make God bleed,

00:39:31.038 --> 00:39:33.916
the people will cease to believe in him.

00:39:35.250 --> 00:39:39.588
And there will be blood in the water.
And the sharks will come.

00:39:41.590 --> 00:39:46.011
The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch

00:39:46.095 --> 00:39:48.597
as the world will consume you.

00:39:48.680 --> 00:39:50.766
Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?

00:39:50.849 --> 00:39:54.770
That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.

00:39:54.853 --> 00:39:57.147
Hey, Tony. Before you go,

00:39:57.231 --> 00:40:00.609
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.

00:40:03.195 --> 00:40:04.822
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

00:40:18.043 --> 00:40:21.505
<i>It's just unbelievable. It proves
that the genie is out of the bottle</i>

00:40:21.588 --> 00:40:24.049
<i>and this man has no idea
what he's doing.</i>

00:40:24.133 --> 00:40:27.886
<i>He thinks of the Iron Man weapon
as a toy.</i>

00:40:27.970 --> 00:40:32.808
<i>I was at a hearing
where Mr. Stark, in fact, was adamant</i>

00:40:32.891 --> 00:40:36.520
<i>that these suits
can't exist anywhere else,</i>

00:40:36.603 --> 00:40:39.148
<i>don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else,</i>

00:40:39.231 --> 00:40:40.566
<i>at least for five to 10 years,</i>

00:40:40.649 --> 00:40:45.279
<i>and here we are in Monaco realizing,
"Uh-oh. These suits exist now."</i>

00:40:45.362 --> 00:40:46.530
STARK: Mute.

00:40:48.824 --> 00:40:51.326
He should be giving me a medal.
That's the truth.

00:40:55.664 --> 00:40:59.460
- What is that?
- This is your in-flight meal.

00:41:02.463 --> 00:41:04.631
Did you just make that?

00:41:04.715 --> 00:41:08.135
Yeah. Where do you think I've been
for three hours?

00:41:09.136 --> 00:41:10.304
Tony,

00:41:12.473 --> 00:41:14.725
what are you not telling me?

00:41:18.645 --> 00:41:20.189
I don't want to go home.

00:41:20.898 --> 00:41:22.065
At all.

00:41:23.901 --> 00:41:25.777
Let's cancel my birthday party and...

00:41:26.695 --> 00:41:29.281
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.

00:41:29.364 --> 00:41:30.574
- Remember?
- Oh, yes.

00:41:30.657 --> 00:41:32.534
It's a great place to

00:41:35.037 --> 00:41:38.165
- be healthy.
- I don't think this is the right time.

00:41:38.248 --> 00:41:40.501
We're in kind of a mess.

00:41:40.584 --> 00:41:42.211
Yeah, but maybe that's why
it's the best time.

00:41:42.294 --> 00:41:44.338
- 'Cause then we...
- Well, I think as the CEO,

00:41:44.421 --> 00:41:45.547
I need to show up.

00:41:45.631 --> 00:41:49.927
As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.

00:41:50.010 --> 00:41:51.345
- A leave?
- A company retreat.

00:41:51.428 --> 00:41:53.972
- A retreat? During a time like this?
- Just a ride.

00:41:54.056 --> 00:41:57.643
Well, I'm just saying, to recharge
our batteries and figure it all out.

00:41:57.726 --> 00:42:00.479
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.

00:42:39.309 --> 00:42:40.978
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

00:43:20.684 --> 00:43:22.853
(TIMER BEEPING)

00:43:26.732 --> 00:43:28.400
(ORDERING IN FRENCH)

00:43:29.192 --> 00:43:31.153
(QUESTIONING IN FRENCH)

00:43:34.448 --> 00:43:35.782
(NECK SNAPPING)

00:43:38.994 --> 00:43:40.871
(SIREN BLARING)

00:43:40.954 --> 00:43:43.582
(GUARDS SHOUTING IN FRENCH)

00:43:47.002 --> 00:43:49.713
(SHOUTING IN FRENCH)

00:44:06.563 --> 00:44:08.857
(SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

00:44:12.444 --> 00:44:15.947
Hey, there he is. There he is.

00:44:18.659 --> 00:44:21.828
What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.

00:44:22.913 --> 00:44:26.667
Oh, goodness gracious. Can we get
the handcuffs off my friend here?

00:44:27.668 --> 00:44:31.171
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.

00:44:31.254 --> 00:44:35.050
I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.

00:44:35.133 --> 00:44:37.386
He's not an animal. Come on.

00:44:38.303 --> 00:44:40.972
He's a human being. Thank you.

00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:44.518
(GUARD AND HAMMER
SPEAKING FRENCH)

00:44:44.601 --> 00:44:45.936
(DISMISSIVELY) <i>Oui, Oui.</i>

00:44:46.019 --> 00:44:47.437
We're fine.

00:44:49.064 --> 00:44:50.774
My name is Justin Hammer.

00:44:50.857 --> 00:44:54.194
I'd like to do some business with you.
Please sit.

00:44:57.906 --> 00:45:00.409
Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?

00:45:00.492 --> 00:45:03.829
- We have some salmon carpaccio.
- HAMMER: Salmon carpaccio.

00:45:04.496 --> 00:45:07.124
Mmm-mmm.
Anything you want here, we got it.

00:45:07.207 --> 00:45:10.585
I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.

00:45:11.378 --> 00:45:13.255
It's Italian, though.

00:45:13.338 --> 00:45:15.132
Organic ice cream.

00:45:15.215 --> 00:45:19.136
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.

00:45:21.054 --> 00:45:23.849
What I saw you do to Tony Stark
on that track,

00:45:23.932 --> 00:45:27.602
how you stepped up to him
in front of God and everybody,

00:45:27.686 --> 00:45:29.813
that was... Wow!

00:45:29.896 --> 00:45:31.440
You spoke to me with what you did.

00:45:31.523 --> 00:45:34.025
And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.

00:45:34.109 --> 00:45:36.486
This is why I couldn't bear to have you
shipped off to God knows where.

00:45:36.570 --> 00:45:38.655
It would have been
such a waste of talent.

00:45:38.739 --> 00:45:40.073
But if I might make a suggestion,

00:45:40.157 --> 00:45:42.868
you know,
you don't just go and try and kill the guy.

00:45:42.951 --> 00:45:48.373
I think, if I may, you go after his legacy.
That's what you kill.

00:45:49.458 --> 00:45:52.461
You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.

00:45:52.544 --> 00:45:57.174
The only difference between you and I
is that I have resources.

00:45:58.008 --> 00:46:00.427
I think, if I may,

00:46:00.510 --> 00:46:05.515
you need my resources.
Someone behind you, a benefactor.

00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:07.642
I'd like to be that guy.

00:46:08.477 --> 00:46:09.895
(LAUGHS)

00:46:10.562 --> 00:46:11.772
(SIGHS)

00:46:11.855 --> 00:46:18.111
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

00:46:19.571 --> 00:46:23.867
Okay. Do you speak English?
Because I can get a translator.

00:46:23.950 --> 00:46:26.787
I don't know. Have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?

00:46:26.870 --> 00:46:28.288
Very good, man.

00:46:28.371 --> 00:46:31.541
- (LAUGHING) Very good, man.
- (LAUGHING) Very good, man.

00:46:31.625 --> 00:46:33.293
Hey! Huh?

00:46:34.294 --> 00:46:36.463
- Hey.
- Yes?

00:46:36.546 --> 00:46:38.131
I want my bird.

00:46:40.133 --> 00:46:43.804
- A bird? You want a bird?
- I want my bird.

00:46:43.887 --> 00:46:45.138
I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.

00:46:45.222 --> 00:46:47.182
- (POUNDS TABLE)
- I want my bird.

00:46:47.265 --> 00:46:49.810
Well, okay. Nothing's impossible.
I could...

00:46:49.893 --> 00:46:53.563
Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?

00:46:53.647 --> 00:46:56.691
Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong

00:46:56.775 --> 00:46:58.693
- despite the events in Monaco.
- Yes, of course.

00:46:58.777 --> 00:47:02.239
- The AP wants a quote.
- (WHISPERS) Don't tell him. Fax them...

00:47:02.322 --> 00:47:03.824
Where is he?

00:47:03.907 --> 00:47:05.700
- He doesn't want to be disturbed.
- He's downstairs.

00:47:05.784 --> 00:47:07.244
<i>- ...what happened in Monaco?</i>
- PEPPER: Yes, but...

00:47:07.327 --> 00:47:09.830
<i>But his continuing erratic behavior</i>

00:47:09.913 --> 00:47:12.040
<i>may lead many people
to ask themselves,</i>

00:47:12.123 --> 00:47:13.959
<i>"Can this man still protect us?"</i>

00:47:14.042 --> 00:47:15.627
PEPPER: Iron Man never stopped
protecting us.

00:47:15.710 --> 00:47:17.337
The events in Monaco proved that.

00:47:18.630 --> 00:47:23.009
JARVIS: <i>Query complete, sir.
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist</i>

00:47:23.093 --> 00:47:26.096
<i>who defected to the United States
in 1963.</i>

00:47:26.179 --> 00:47:30.350
<i>However, he was accused of espionage
and was deported in 1967.</i>

00:47:30.433 --> 00:47:32.811
<i>His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,</i>

00:47:32.894 --> 00:47:37.649
<i>was convicted of selling Soviet-era
weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,</i>

00:47:37.732 --> 00:47:40.235
<i>and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison.</i>

00:47:40.318 --> 00:47:42.404
<i>No further records exist.</i>

00:47:46.992 --> 00:47:48.618
Tony, you gotta get upstairs

00:47:48.702 --> 00:47:50.954
and get on top
of this situation right now.

00:47:51.037 --> 00:47:54.040
Listen. I've been on the phone
with the National Guard all day,

00:47:55.375 --> 00:47:58.211
trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the PCH,

00:47:58.295 --> 00:48:01.172
knocking down your front door
and taking these.

00:48:01.256 --> 00:48:04.801
They're gonna take your suits, Tony,
okay? They're sick of the games.

00:48:05.385 --> 00:48:08.597
You said nobody else would possess
this technology for 20 years.

00:48:08.680 --> 00:48:11.892
Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.

00:48:11.975 --> 00:48:14.311
It's not theoretical anymore.

00:48:15.520 --> 00:48:17.564
Are you listening to me?

00:48:19.691 --> 00:48:21.318
- Are you okay?
- (GRUNTS SOFTLY)

00:48:22.193 --> 00:48:23.320
Let's go.

00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:26.489
- (TONY GASPS)
- Hey, man.

00:48:27.324 --> 00:48:28.491
Hey, hey!

00:48:30.577 --> 00:48:32.412
- You all right?
- Yeah, I should get to my desk.

00:48:32.579 --> 00:48:33.830
(GASPS)

00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:36.166
- See that cigar box?
- Yeah.

00:48:36.541 --> 00:48:38.126
It's palladium.

00:48:38.209 --> 00:48:42.589
(TONY GROANING)

00:48:45.175 --> 00:48:48.637
- Is that supposed to be smoking?
- If you must know, it's neutron damage.

00:48:48.720 --> 00:48:50.722
It's from the reactor wall.

00:48:54.726 --> 00:48:56.853
You had this in your body?

00:49:01.691 --> 00:49:04.736
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?

00:49:05.612 --> 00:49:06.988
Road rash.

00:49:10.408 --> 00:49:11.785
Thank you.

00:49:14.204 --> 00:49:16.331
(TONY SIGHING)

00:49:23.213 --> 00:49:25.382
- What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.

00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:29.844
You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act

00:49:29.928 --> 00:49:31.971
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.

00:49:32.055 --> 00:49:35.642
You know, I wish I could believe that.
I really do. But you've gotta trust me.

00:49:36.685 --> 00:49:39.354
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.

00:49:39.854 --> 00:49:40.897
(SNORTS SOFTLY)

00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.533
HAMMER: This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.

00:49:51.616 --> 00:49:55.078
You can work in absolute peace.
Must be fun to be dead, right?

00:49:55.161 --> 00:49:56.579
No pressure.

00:49:56.663 --> 00:49:59.666
Here they are. I'm very excited.
They're combat-ready.

00:49:59.749 --> 00:50:01.209
I may have done a few miscalculations

00:50:01.292 --> 00:50:03.294
and rushed the prototype
into production.

00:50:03.378 --> 00:50:05.255
(CHUCKLING) Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.

00:50:05.338 --> 00:50:06.965
Go ahead, take a look around.

00:50:12.429 --> 00:50:14.347
(STAMMERING) Oh,
you don't wanna do that.

00:50:14.431 --> 00:50:16.057
You'll be able to access that

00:50:16.141 --> 00:50:18.059
as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.

00:50:18.143 --> 00:50:20.228
Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?

00:50:20.311 --> 00:50:23.440
Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.

00:50:24.607 --> 00:50:26.276
Never mind, I...

00:50:27.527 --> 00:50:30.822
Wow. Okay. Good stuff.

00:50:31.489 --> 00:50:33.199
(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)

00:50:33.283 --> 00:50:35.618
- Sorry?
- Software shit.

00:50:35.702 --> 00:50:36.745
Uh-huh?

00:50:37.871 --> 00:50:39.706
Well... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

00:50:40.582 --> 00:50:45.462
You're good. You really blasted in
past the firewall there. Uh...

00:50:46.713 --> 00:50:49.591
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.

00:50:49.674 --> 00:50:51.593
Go ahead, take a look.

00:50:52.510 --> 00:50:55.138
Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?

00:50:55.221 --> 00:50:57.223
You know,
those are really just for show and tell.

00:50:57.307 --> 00:51:03.146
They're $125.7 million a pop, so...
Wait! Oh, gosh. Uh...

00:51:04.397 --> 00:51:06.649
(WHISPERS) Jesus Christ.
Get somebody up here.

00:51:07.776 --> 00:51:10.361
Um, that's where the pilot goes.

00:51:10.820 --> 00:51:14.866
I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers. (LAUGHS)

00:51:14.949 --> 00:51:16.493
I'll take care of that, just leave it.

00:51:18.203 --> 00:51:19.704
What you want them do?

00:51:19.788 --> 00:51:25.001
Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.

00:51:25.084 --> 00:51:27.128
I want to make Iron Man
look like an antique.

00:51:27.212 --> 00:51:28.338
I wanna go to that Stark Expo,

00:51:28.421 --> 00:51:30.340
I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.

00:51:30.423 --> 00:51:31.633
You know what I'm talking about?

00:51:31.716 --> 00:51:34.093
- (CHUCKLES) I can do that. No problem.
- Yeah?

00:51:34.177 --> 00:51:36.346
Hey, fabulous! I love it.

00:51:36.429 --> 00:51:39.140
Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.

00:51:48.733 --> 00:51:51.194
Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr. Stark?

00:51:51.486 --> 00:51:53.488
I'll give them a look.

00:51:56.407 --> 00:51:57.867
I should cancel the party, huh?

00:51:58.952 --> 00:52:01.788
- Probably.
- Yeah. Cause it's, um...

00:52:01.871 --> 00:52:04.499
- Ill-timed.
- Right, sends the wrong message.

00:52:04.582 --> 00:52:06.084
Inappropriate.

00:52:11.923 --> 00:52:14.217
Is that dirty enough for you?

00:52:15.176 --> 00:52:18.972
Gold face, brown band.
The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.

00:52:19.472 --> 00:52:20.932
Bring them over here.

00:52:24.185 --> 00:52:26.354
I'll take that. Why don't you...

00:52:38.449 --> 00:52:40.785
I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.

00:52:41.035 --> 00:52:43.246
- Where are you from?
- Legal.

00:52:45.957 --> 00:52:48.084
Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?

00:52:48.167 --> 00:52:49.460
Bit odd.

00:52:49.752 --> 00:52:53.131
If this was your last birthday party
you were ever gonna have,

00:52:53.214 --> 00:52:54.799
how would you celebrate it?

00:52:57.468 --> 00:52:59.262
I'd do whatever I wanted to do

00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:01.389
with whoever I wanted to do it with.

00:53:08.938 --> 00:53:10.773
(SIGHING)

00:53:14.986 --> 00:53:19.115
(SCRATCHING)

00:53:21.659 --> 00:53:24.787
<i>(CALIFORNIA LOVE</i> PLAYING)

00:53:32.253 --> 00:53:34.464
VALET: Good evening.
MAN: Good evening.

00:53:35.381 --> 00:53:37.342
Yes, sir, I understand.

00:53:37.926 --> 00:53:40.762
No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.

00:53:41.763 --> 00:53:44.098
Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,

00:53:44.182 --> 00:53:46.017
Iron Man will be back on watch.

00:53:53.316 --> 00:53:54.776
Hey, Pepper.

00:53:55.109 --> 00:53:57.779
- I'm... I'm going to go get some air.
- What's wrong?

00:53:59.489 --> 00:54:01.783
- I don't know what to do.
- You gotta be kidding me.

00:54:02.367 --> 00:54:04.369
- (PEOPLE WHOOPING)
- (CRASHING)

00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:07.914
(TONY LAUGHING DRUNKENLY)

00:54:07.997 --> 00:54:10.291
- That's it. I'm making...
- No, no, no. Don't call anyone.

00:54:10.375 --> 00:54:12.627
Pepper. This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.

00:54:12.710 --> 00:54:13.962
I know. I know. I get it.

00:54:14.045 --> 00:54:15.296
I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.

00:54:15.380 --> 00:54:18.299
Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.

00:54:19.509 --> 00:54:21.177
<i>You know, the question
I get asked most often is,</i>

00:54:21.260 --> 00:54:23.763
<i>"Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
in the suit?"</i>

00:54:27.141 --> 00:54:28.267
<i>Just like that.</i>

00:54:28.351 --> 00:54:30.228
(ALL LAUGHING)

00:54:30.311 --> 00:54:32.146
(TONY GIGGLING DRUNKENLY)

00:54:32.230 --> 00:54:35.149
<i>Does this guy know
how to throw a party or what?</i>

00:54:35.233 --> 00:54:37.360
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

00:54:38.861 --> 00:54:39.904
<i>I love you.</i>

00:54:39.988 --> 00:54:42.657
<i>Unbelievable! Thank you so much.</i>

00:54:42.740 --> 00:54:46.703
<i>Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.</i>

00:54:46.786 --> 00:54:48.621
<i>And we're gonna say good night now,</i>

00:54:48.705 --> 00:54:50.790
- (GUESTS GROANING)
<i>- and thank you all for coming.</i>

00:54:50.873 --> 00:54:52.083
<i>No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait.</i>

00:54:52.166 --> 00:54:53.960
We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.

00:54:54.043 --> 00:54:56.838
You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?

00:54:56.921 --> 00:54:59.132
- You're out of control, gorgeous.
- It's time to go to bed. It's time.

00:54:59.215 --> 00:55:00.383
- Give me another smooch.
- You're not going to be

00:55:00.466 --> 00:55:01.759
- happy about this.
- Come on, you know you want to.

00:55:01.843 --> 00:55:03.219
(ENUNCIATING) You just peed the suit.

00:55:03.302 --> 00:55:04.762
- I know. It has a filtration system.
- It's not sexy.

00:55:04.846 --> 00:55:06.264
You could drink that water.

00:55:06.723 --> 00:55:09.183
Just send everybody home, okay?
It's time to...

00:55:10.018 --> 00:55:11.769
- If you say so.
- Okay.

00:55:11.853 --> 00:55:14.022
I'll take this, you take that.

00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:16.774
<i>Pepper Potts.</i>

00:55:16.858 --> 00:55:18.276
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

00:55:18.359 --> 00:55:19.902
<i>She's right. The party's over.</i>

00:55:19.986 --> 00:55:22.947
<i>Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago.</i>

00:55:23.031 --> 00:55:26.534
<i>The after-party starts in 15 minutes!</i>

00:55:26.617 --> 00:55:30.038
(GUESTS CHEERING WILDLY)

00:55:30.121 --> 00:55:34.292
And if anybody, Pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.

00:55:34.459 --> 00:55:35.918
(ENERGY BOLT FIRES)

00:55:40.757 --> 00:55:42.133
Yeah!

00:55:46.512 --> 00:55:47.764
Hit!

00:55:54.937 --> 00:55:56.147
Pull!

00:55:56.981 --> 00:55:58.024
(TONY EXCLAIMING)

00:56:05.406 --> 00:56:06.616
Pull!

00:56:07.033 --> 00:56:08.117
(TONY CHEERING)

00:56:15.583 --> 00:56:17.794
STARK: I think she wants the Gallagher!

00:56:27.136 --> 00:56:29.055
RHODES: I'm only gonna say this once.

00:56:32.558 --> 00:56:33.893
Get out.

00:56:40.399 --> 00:56:43.486
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!

00:56:45.113 --> 00:56:46.280
<i>Goldstein.</i>

00:56:47.532 --> 00:56:48.741
Yes, Mr. Stark?

00:56:48.825 --> 00:56:51.327
(GIGGLING) Give me a phat beat
to beat my buddy's ass to.

00:56:53.538 --> 00:56:55.790
<i>(ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
PLAYING)</i>

00:56:55.873 --> 00:56:57.875
RHODES: I told you to shut it down.

00:57:08.386 --> 00:57:11.973
STARK: Now, put that thing back where
you found it before someone gets hurt.

00:57:18.646 --> 00:57:19.856
Really?

00:57:27.738 --> 00:57:31.325
Sorry, pal,
but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.

00:57:31.909 --> 00:57:34.162
Sidekick this!

00:57:42.670 --> 00:57:44.172
Had enough?

00:57:45.089 --> 00:57:46.549
- PEPPER: Natalie!
- Miss Potts.

00:57:46.632 --> 00:57:48.759
Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you.

00:57:48.843 --> 00:57:50.344
You know what?
Ever since you came here...

00:57:50.428 --> 00:57:51.470
(SHRIEKS)

00:57:54.599 --> 00:57:55.641
HAPPY: Pepper!

00:57:57.185 --> 00:57:58.519
Get out of here. Get out of here.

00:58:04.775 --> 00:58:06.777
STARK: You want it? Take it!

00:58:20.791 --> 00:58:22.376
(MUSIC STOPS)

00:58:30.885 --> 00:58:32.178
(ROARS)

00:58:32.261 --> 00:58:34.013
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

00:58:48.778 --> 00:58:49.987
RHODES: Put your hand down.

00:58:50.071 --> 00:58:52.281
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?

00:58:52.365 --> 00:58:53.658
RHODES:
We don't have to do this, Tony.

00:58:53.950 --> 00:58:55.618
You wanna be the War Machine,
take your shot.

00:58:55.701 --> 00:58:57.536
- Put it down!
- You gonna take a shot?

00:58:57.620 --> 00:58:58.871
- Put it down!
- No!

00:58:58.955 --> 00:59:00.414
- Drop it, Tony!
- Take it!

00:59:09.757 --> 00:59:11.634
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

00:59:36.200 --> 00:59:37.285
(BEEPING)

00:59:37.368 --> 00:59:38.786
(SYSTEMS POWERING UP)

01:00:11.485 --> 01:00:13.863
(ON RADIO) <i>Edwards Tower, this is
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes,</i>

01:00:13.946 --> 01:00:17.158
<i>inbound from three miles east
at 5,000 feet...</i>

01:00:18.492 --> 01:00:20.453
(MEN CHATTERING)

01:00:28.377 --> 01:00:31.505
(RUMBLING APPROACHING)

01:00:31.922 --> 01:00:33.799
(WINDOWS RATTLING)

01:01:01.577 --> 01:01:04.663
- Colonel.
- Major.

01:01:05.873 --> 01:01:06.999
Wow.

01:01:08.209 --> 01:01:09.502
Yeah.

01:01:11.337 --> 01:01:13.255
Let's take it inside.

01:01:13.339 --> 01:01:14.840
MAJOR: Clear the area.

01:01:37.613 --> 01:01:41.033
Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the donut.

01:01:45.413 --> 01:01:47.540
I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.

01:01:47.623 --> 01:01:52.128
(CHUCKLES) No, no, no. See,
I remember, you do everything yourself.

01:01:52.211 --> 01:01:54.839
- How's that working out for you?
- It's... It's... It's...

01:01:54.922 --> 01:01:55.965
(SIGHS)

01:01:56.924 --> 01:01:58.259
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.

01:01:58.342 --> 01:02:00.136
Do I look at the patch or the eye?

01:02:01.262 --> 01:02:02.346
Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.

01:02:02.430 --> 01:02:04.765
I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...

01:02:04.849 --> 01:02:06.934
I am very real.

01:02:07.017 --> 01:02:09.019
I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.

01:02:09.520 --> 01:02:12.773
- Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
- That's not looking so good.

01:02:13.524 --> 01:02:15.526
STARK: I've been worse.

01:02:17.194 --> 01:02:18.237
NATALIE: We've secured the perimeter,

01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:21.198
but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.

01:02:22.283 --> 01:02:23.659
STARK: Huh!

01:02:24.785 --> 01:02:27.621
- You're...fired.
- That's not up to you.

01:02:28.330 --> 01:02:31.542
Tony, I want you to meet
Agent Romanoff.

01:02:31.625 --> 01:02:32.751
- Hi.
- I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.

01:02:32.835 --> 01:02:35.463
Once we knew you were ill,
I was tasked to you by Director Fury.

01:02:35.546 --> 01:02:37.381
I suggest you apologize.

01:02:37.465 --> 01:02:39.008
You've been very busy.

01:02:39.091 --> 01:02:42.344
You made your girl your CEO,
you're giving away all your stuff.

01:02:42.428 --> 01:02:45.431
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.

01:02:45.514 --> 01:02:46.891
Now, if I didn't know better...

01:02:46.974 --> 01:02:48.976
You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.

01:02:49.059 --> 01:02:51.729
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?

01:02:51.812 --> 01:02:55.024
You're Iron Man and he just took it?

01:02:55.107 --> 01:02:57.902
The little brother walked in there,
kicked your ass and took your suit?

01:02:57.985 --> 01:02:59.195
Is that possible?

01:02:59.278 --> 01:03:01.906
Well, according to Mr. Stark's
database security guidelines,

01:03:01.989 --> 01:03:04.992
there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorized usage.

01:03:06.118 --> 01:03:07.286
(SNORTS SOFTLY)

01:03:07.786 --> 01:03:10.414
- What do you want from me?
- What do we want from you? Uh-uh.

01:03:10.498 --> 01:03:12.374
(STRESSING) What do you
want from me?

01:03:12.458 --> 01:03:16.128
You have become a problem,
a problem I have to deal with.

01:03:16.212 --> 01:03:19.465
Contrary to your belief,
you are not the center of my universe.

01:03:19.548 --> 01:03:22.593
I have bigger problems than you
in the southwest region to deal with.

01:03:22.676 --> 01:03:23.719
Hit him.

01:03:23.928 --> 01:03:28.098
(GROANS) Oh, God, are you gonna
steal my kidney and sell it?

01:03:28.724 --> 01:03:31.644
Could you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?

01:03:32.228 --> 01:03:35.189
- What did she just do to me?
- What did we just do for you?

01:03:35.940 --> 01:03:38.359
That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.

01:03:38.442 --> 01:03:40.319
We're trying to get you back to work.

01:03:40.402 --> 01:03:42.488
Give me a couple of boxes of that.
I'll be right as rain.

01:03:42.571 --> 01:03:44.490
It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.

01:03:44.573 --> 01:03:47.076
Doesn't look like it's gonna be
an easy fix.

01:03:47.159 --> 01:03:49.370
Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.

01:03:49.453 --> 01:03:51.830
I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium.

01:03:51.914 --> 01:03:56.335
I've tried every combination, every
permutation of every known element.

01:03:56.418 --> 01:03:59.505
Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.

01:04:00.965 --> 01:04:05.469
Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
Candygram.

01:04:09.932 --> 01:04:13.727
HAMMER: I brought you something.
Oh, yeah.

01:04:14.603 --> 01:04:16.188
- (BIRD SQUAWKS)
- (HAMMER CHUCKLING)

01:04:16.272 --> 01:04:18.107
We got you the bird, pal!

01:04:18.190 --> 01:04:19.525
This is not my bird.

01:04:19.942 --> 01:04:23.195
What do you mean? That's the bird.
This is the bird. Yeah!

01:04:23.279 --> 01:04:26.282
Pulled a lot of strings to get this bird.
This is a great bird.

01:04:26.365 --> 01:04:28.993
- It's a beautiful bird.
- We got this all the way from Russia.

01:04:29.076 --> 01:04:31.537
- (POUNDS TABLE)
- Hey, man, this not my bird.

01:04:33.872 --> 01:04:37.793
Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.

01:04:37.876 --> 01:04:41.797
I mean, you know, look, don't get
so attached to things. Learn to let go.

01:04:42.256 --> 01:04:43.299
(BIRD SQUAWKS)

01:04:45.217 --> 01:04:47.469
Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?

01:04:48.262 --> 01:04:51.390
Is that... That's not a helmet.
What is that?

01:04:58.147 --> 01:04:59.815
Um...

01:04:59.898 --> 01:05:03.444
Ivan... What's this? Jack.

01:05:04.403 --> 01:05:06.447
Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.

01:05:06.530 --> 01:05:09.116
How... How are you supposed
to get a head in there?

01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:11.035
- Jack, could you put your head in there?
- No.

01:05:11.118 --> 01:05:14.330
Try to put your head in there.
Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.

01:05:14.413 --> 01:05:17.833
See, Ivan?
He can't put his head in there. That's...

01:05:17.916 --> 01:05:21.545
That's not a helmet. It's a head.
I need to put a guy in there.

01:05:21.629 --> 01:05:25.007
I need to fit a person in that suit.
You understand?

01:05:25.341 --> 01:05:27.468
- Drone better.
- What? Drone better?

01:05:27.551 --> 01:05:30.137
Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?

01:05:30.220 --> 01:05:33.974
People make problem.
Trust me. Drone better.

01:05:34.433 --> 01:05:38.604
Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.

01:05:39.480 --> 01:05:41.315
You said, "No problem."

01:05:41.398 --> 01:05:44.318
That's what you said to me.
You said, "No problem."

01:05:44.401 --> 01:05:47.196
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.

01:05:47.279 --> 01:05:49.281
Like Iron Man. You understand?

01:05:49.365 --> 01:05:52.493
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.

01:05:53.327 --> 01:05:54.662
Hey, man.

01:05:56.205 --> 01:06:00.501
Don't get too attached to things.
Learn to let go.

01:06:04.296 --> 01:06:07.299
These drones
better steal the show, Ivan.

01:06:07.925 --> 01:06:11.345
You understand?
Better rock my world, Ivan.

01:06:20.938 --> 01:06:25.734
Unbelievable.
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.

01:06:25.818 --> 01:06:29.196
- It's functional?
- Fully mission-capable.

01:06:29.571 --> 01:06:32.491
Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponize it.

01:06:33.951 --> 01:06:34.993
Sir?

01:06:35.077 --> 01:06:37.705
Justin Hammer's making
a weapons presentation at the Expo.

01:06:37.788 --> 01:06:39.415
We'd like this to introduce it.

01:06:39.498 --> 01:06:41.083
Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...

01:06:41.166 --> 01:06:43.919
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.

01:06:44.044 --> 01:06:47.089
- We've got to make this happen.
- Yes, General, but...

01:06:47.172 --> 01:06:49.174
It's also an order.

01:06:49.550 --> 01:06:50.884
Yes, sir.

01:06:51.260 --> 01:06:53.929
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.

01:06:54.763 --> 01:06:56.432
Thank you, sir.

01:07:02.604 --> 01:07:06.275
That thing in your chest
is based on unfinished technology.

01:07:06.400 --> 01:07:09.361
No, it was finished.
It has never been particularly effective

01:07:09.445 --> 01:07:13.866
- until I miniaturized it and put it in my...
- No. Howard said the arc reactor

01:07:13.949 --> 01:07:15.701
was the stepping stone
to something greater.

01:07:15.784 --> 01:07:20.289
He was about to kick off an energy race
that was gonna dwarf the arms race.

01:07:20.789 --> 01:07:23.542
He was on to something big,
something so big

01:07:23.625 --> 01:07:25.461
that it was gonna make
the nuclear reactor

01:07:25.544 --> 01:07:27.546
look like a triple-A battery.

01:07:27.629 --> 01:07:30.132
Just him,
or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?

01:07:30.215 --> 01:07:33.302
Anton Vanko
is the other side of that coin.

01:07:33.385 --> 01:07:35.387
Anton saw it as a way to get rich.

01:07:35.471 --> 01:07:37.890
When your father found out,
he had him deported.

01:07:37.973 --> 01:07:39.892
When the Russians found out
he couldn't deliver,

01:07:39.975 --> 01:07:41.477
they shipped his ass off to Siberia

01:07:41.602 --> 01:07:44.313
and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fuelled rage.

01:07:44.438 --> 01:07:46.982
Not quite the environment
you want to raise a kid in,

01:07:47.065 --> 01:07:51.153
the son you had the misfortune
of crossing paths with in Monaco.

01:07:51.570 --> 01:07:52.905
You told me I hadn't tried everything.

01:07:52.988 --> 01:07:55.157
What do you mean I haven't
tried everything? What haven't I tried?

01:07:55.282 --> 01:07:59.495
He said that you were the only person
with the means and knowledge

01:07:59.661 --> 01:08:01.663
to finish what he started.

01:08:01.747 --> 01:08:03.248
- He said that?
- Mmm.

01:08:03.415 --> 01:08:06.001
Are you that guy? Hmm? Are you?

01:08:06.126 --> 01:08:11.423
'Cause if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.

01:08:15.677 --> 01:08:17.179
I don't know
where you get your information,

01:08:17.262 --> 01:08:19.515
but he wasn't my biggest fan.

01:08:19.598 --> 01:08:20.933
What do you remember about your dad?

01:08:21.016 --> 01:08:22.768
He was cold, he was calculating.

01:08:22.851 --> 01:08:25.604
He never told me he loved me.
He never even told me he liked me,

01:08:25.687 --> 01:08:27.272
so it's a little tough for me to digest

01:08:27.356 --> 01:08:29.775
when you're telling me he said
the whole future was riding on me

01:08:29.858 --> 01:08:32.277
and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.

01:08:32.945 --> 01:08:34.196
You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day

01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:35.781
was when he shipped me off
to boarding school.

01:08:35.864 --> 01:08:36.949
That's not true.

01:08:37.032 --> 01:08:39.701
Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
better than I did.

01:08:40.118 --> 01:08:43.789
As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.

01:08:43.872 --> 01:08:45.040
What?

01:08:45.541 --> 01:08:47.626
- I got a 2:00.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:08:47.709 --> 01:08:49.294
- What's this?
- Okay, you're good, right?

01:08:49.378 --> 01:08:51.129
- No, I'm not good.
- You got this? Right? Right?

01:08:51.213 --> 01:08:53.048
Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.

01:08:53.173 --> 01:08:56.385
Natasha will remain a floater at Stark
with her cover intact.

01:08:56.510 --> 01:08:59.388
- You remember Agent Coulson, right?
- Yeah.

01:08:59.847 --> 01:09:01.348
Oh, and Tony,

01:09:02.558 --> 01:09:05.561
remember, I got my eye on you.

01:09:11.650 --> 01:09:14.486
We've disabled all communications.
No contact with the outside world.

01:09:14.987 --> 01:09:16.363
Good luck.

01:09:20.409 --> 01:09:21.702
Please.

01:09:22.244 --> 01:09:25.497
First thing, I need a little bodywork.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.

01:09:25.581 --> 01:09:27.749
If we could send one of your goon squad
down to The Coffee Bean,

01:09:27.833 --> 01:09:30.419
Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run,
or something like that, that'd be nice.

01:09:30.502 --> 01:09:33.171
I'm not here for that.
I've been authorized by Director Fury

01:09:33.255 --> 01:09:35.674
to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.

01:09:35.757 --> 01:09:38.427
If you attempt to leave
or play any games,

01:09:38.510 --> 01:09:41.680
I will tase you and watch <i>Supernanny</i>
while you drool into the carpet.

01:09:41.763 --> 01:09:44.016
- Okay?
- I think I got it, yeah.

01:09:44.099 --> 01:09:46.018
Enjoy your evening's entertainment.

01:10:12.377 --> 01:10:17.049
- Think this is the power source?
- Major, this is not a scientific exercise.

01:10:17.132 --> 01:10:19.092
Let's just focus on arming it, all right?

01:10:19.968 --> 01:10:21.303
Yes, sir.

01:10:21.762 --> 01:10:23.055
HAMMER: Oh, yes!

01:10:23.472 --> 01:10:27.392
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Is it my birthday?

01:10:27.476 --> 01:10:30.938
You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?

01:10:31.229 --> 01:10:32.814
(SIGHING REVERENTLY) Oh!

01:10:34.066 --> 01:10:36.902
- Is this what I think it is?
- Yes, it is.

01:10:36.985 --> 01:10:40.072
Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.

01:10:40.238 --> 01:10:41.740
What am I going to do for you?

01:10:41.823 --> 01:10:44.576
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
is I'm gonna upgrade your software.

01:10:44.952 --> 01:10:47.913
- And then, second, I think I should...
- That's not what I'm talking about.

01:10:47.996 --> 01:10:50.332
I'm talking about firepower.

01:10:51.833 --> 01:10:52.918
Well, you're talking to the right guy.

01:10:53.001 --> 01:10:54.086
(CRUNCHING)

01:10:55.253 --> 01:10:59.341
Claridge Hi-Tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.

01:10:59.841 --> 01:11:02.177
Too downtown? I agree.

01:11:02.678 --> 01:11:04.972
M24 shotgun, pump action.

01:11:05.597 --> 01:11:06.848
Five-round magazine.

01:11:06.974 --> 01:11:09.101
You know what? You're not a hunter.
What am I talking about?

01:11:09.184 --> 01:11:10.435
I'm getting rid of it.

01:11:10.519 --> 01:11:13.021
This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.

01:11:13.105 --> 01:11:14.856
They do make something
better than waffles.

01:11:16.191 --> 01:11:18.360
It's beautiful, but I can tell
this isn't disco enough for you,

01:11:18.443 --> 01:11:19.695
so I'm gonna put it right here.

01:11:19.820 --> 01:11:22.864
You're looking at
a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.

01:11:22.948 --> 01:11:25.993
Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.

01:11:26.201 --> 01:11:27.536
You're tough.

01:11:27.661 --> 01:11:30.122
Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.

01:11:30.205 --> 01:11:31.707
Don't let anyone tell you different.

01:11:32.165 --> 01:11:35.460
This is an M134 7.62 Minigun.

01:11:35.544 --> 01:11:38.964
Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.

01:11:39.047 --> 01:11:41.216
Our boys in uniform call it
Uncle Gazpacho,

01:11:41.299 --> 01:11:43.677
or Puff the Magic Dragon.

01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:47.723
Okay.

01:11:49.683 --> 01:11:53.061
These are the Cubans, baby.
This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.

01:11:55.147 --> 01:11:57.065
This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle

01:11:57.149 --> 01:12:01.403
with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.

01:12:02.029 --> 01:12:05.490
It's capable of busting the bunker
under the bunker you just busted.

01:12:05.574 --> 01:12:07.743
If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.

01:12:07.868 --> 01:12:11.204
A book that would make <i>Ulysses</i>
look like it was written in crayon.

01:12:11.872 --> 01:12:13.081
It would read it to you.

01:12:13.749 --> 01:12:15.250
This is my Eiffel Tower.

01:12:15.375 --> 01:12:18.420
This is my Rachmaninoff's <i>Third.</i>
My <i>Pietà.</i>

01:12:18.545 --> 01:12:21.590
It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.

01:12:21.715 --> 01:12:26.428
It's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.

01:12:27.512 --> 01:12:29.431
I call it the Ex-Wife.

01:12:34.561 --> 01:12:36.438
That's the best I got.

01:12:41.568 --> 01:12:43.195
Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.

01:12:43.278 --> 01:12:47.282
- You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.
- I think I'll take it.

01:12:47.574 --> 01:12:50.243
- Which one?
- All of it.

01:12:52.204 --> 01:12:53.246
All of it.

01:13:24.444 --> 01:13:25.570
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)

01:13:30.659 --> 01:13:34.287
<i>Everything is achievable
through technology.</i>

01:13:34.538 --> 01:13:36.915
<i>Better living, robust health</i>

01:13:36.998 --> 01:13:42.838
<i>and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.</i>

01:13:43.338 --> 01:13:44.589
<i>I'm Howard Stark,</i>

01:13:44.673 --> 01:13:48.677
<i>and everything you'll need for the future
can be found right here.</i>

01:13:48.802 --> 01:13:51.805
<i>City of the Future?
City of Tomorrow? City of...</i>

01:13:57.644 --> 01:13:58.770
<i>I'm Howard Stark,</i>

01:13:58.854 --> 01:14:02.774
<i>and everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.</i>

01:14:02.858 --> 01:14:05.694
<i>So, from all of us at Stark Industries,</i>

01:14:05.819 --> 01:14:07.362
<i>I would like to personally...</i>

01:14:08.697 --> 01:14:11.950
<i>Tony, what are you doing back there?
What is that? Put that back.</i>

01:14:12.033 --> 01:14:14.286
(FIRMLY) <i>Put it back
where you got it from.</i>

01:14:14.870 --> 01:14:17.038
<i>Where's your mother? Maria?</i>

01:14:17.455 --> 01:14:19.374
<i>Go on. Go, go, go, go.</i>

01:14:21.668 --> 01:14:23.879
<i>All right, I think we got...</i>

01:14:24.212 --> 01:14:26.047
<i>I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...</i>

01:14:29.968 --> 01:14:31.887
<i>Are you waiting on me?</i>

01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:37.559
<i>So, from all of us at Stark Industries,
I'd like to personally show you</i>

01:14:39.060 --> 01:14:40.145
<i>my ass.</i>

01:14:40.228 --> 01:14:44.733
<i>I'd like to... I can't... This is...
I can't... We have this, don't we?</i>

01:14:44.858 --> 01:14:46.735
<i>This is a ridiculous way...</i>

01:14:48.236 --> 01:14:49.738
<i>Everything</i>

01:14:50.739 --> 01:14:52.240
<i>is achievable</i>

01:14:53.033 --> 01:14:54.910
<i>through technology.</i>

01:15:07.380 --> 01:15:08.506
<i>Tony?</i>

01:15:08.590 --> 01:15:10.508
<i>You're too young
to understand this right now,</i>

01:15:10.592 --> 01:15:13.595
<i>so I thought
I would put it on film for you.</i>

01:15:15.430 --> 01:15:17.265
<i>I built this for you.</i>

01:15:18.266 --> 01:15:20.852
<i>And someday you'll realize
that it represents a whole lot more</i>

01:15:20.936 --> 01:15:24.940
<i>than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.</i>

01:15:26.107 --> 01:15:28.443
<i>This is the key to the future.</i>

01:15:31.404 --> 01:15:36.201
<i>I'm limited by the technology of my time,
but one day you'll figure this out.</i>

01:15:37.077 --> 01:15:38.787
<i>And when you do,</i>

01:15:39.704 --> 01:15:41.790
<i>you will change the world.</i>

01:15:43.249 --> 01:15:47.212
<i>What is and always will be
my greatest creation</i>

01:15:49.589 --> 01:15:50.715
<i>is you.</i>

01:16:01.142 --> 01:16:03.728
(POWERFUL ENGINE REVVING)

01:16:10.652 --> 01:16:11.820
(BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

01:16:11.945 --> 01:16:14.739
- $6. Six.
- I don't have any dough.

01:16:14.823 --> 01:16:16.408
- Here.
- No, sir, that's too much.

01:16:16.491 --> 01:16:17.659
No, it's fine. Take that.

01:16:17.784 --> 01:16:19.786
- It's fine.
- No, <i>señor.</i>

01:16:19.995 --> 01:16:22.998
Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.

01:16:23.081 --> 01:16:25.000
If you just drop that there,
that'd be great.

01:16:25.333 --> 01:16:27.002
- Are you Iron Man?
- Sometimes.

01:16:28.128 --> 01:16:29.462
We believe in you!

01:16:30.296 --> 01:16:32.674
It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.

01:16:33.425 --> 01:16:34.509
- Miss Potts?
- STARK: Relax.

01:16:34.634 --> 01:16:35.677
SECRETARY: Mr. Stark...
STARK: ls here.

01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:37.595
- He refuses...
- I don't. It's fine.

01:16:37.679 --> 01:16:40.265
- I'll just be a second.
- Listen, it's our position

01:16:40.348 --> 01:16:42.600
that Stark has and continues to maintain

01:16:42.684 --> 01:16:45.437
proprietary ownership
of the Mark ll platform.

01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:47.939
MAN ON TV: <i>When Mr. Stark announced
he was indeed Iron Man,</i>

01:16:48.023 --> 01:16:50.525
<i>- he was making a promise to America.</i>
- PEPPER: No, the suit belongs to us.

01:16:50.650 --> 01:16:52.527
<i>We trusted that he would look out for us.</i>

01:16:52.652 --> 01:16:54.696
- Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
<i>- He obviously did not.</i>

01:16:54.821 --> 01:16:56.614
<i>- And now we learn that his secretary...</i>
- Yes, it does.

01:16:56.698 --> 01:16:59.534
<i>...a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,</i>

01:16:59.659 --> 01:17:02.370
<i>has been appointed
as CEO of Stark Industries.</i>

01:17:02.454 --> 01:17:04.706
<i>- What are her qualifications?</i>
- (FIRMLY) No.

01:17:04.831 --> 01:17:06.374
<i>Ms. Potts is doing nothing
to manage this terrible...</i>

01:17:06.458 --> 01:17:07.959
STARK: Mute.
PEPPER: No...

01:17:08.793 --> 01:17:10.795
Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.

01:17:10.879 --> 01:17:13.298
Don't tell me that we have
the best patent lawyers in the country

01:17:13.381 --> 01:17:16.634
- and then not let me pursue this.
- I'll get this stuff out of here.

01:17:16.718 --> 01:17:19.554
Well, then, tell the President
to sign an order.

01:17:20.180 --> 01:17:22.140
(SIGHS) We'll talk about it at the Expo.

01:17:22.223 --> 01:17:25.226
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.

01:17:25.310 --> 01:17:28.396
- Will Tony Stark be there?
- Will I?

01:17:28.813 --> 01:17:31.066
- No, he will not. Bye.
- I would like to be.

01:17:32.358 --> 01:17:33.401
- Got a minute?
- No.

01:17:33.526 --> 01:17:36.237
Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine, 30 seconds.

01:17:37.697 --> 01:17:39.991
- Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
- Okay, I, um...

01:17:40.075 --> 01:17:41.743
I was just driving over here,

01:17:41.826 --> 01:17:44.329
and I thought I was coming
to basically apologize, but I'm not.

01:17:44.412 --> 01:17:47.165
- Oh, you didn't come here to apologize?
- Look, that goes without saying,

01:17:47.248 --> 01:17:48.833
and I'm working on that.

01:17:48.917 --> 01:17:52.921
But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,

01:17:53.004 --> 01:17:54.172
and I just want to try to make good.

01:17:54.255 --> 01:17:57.759
Can I move this? This is crazy.
It's like a Ferris wheel going.

01:17:57.884 --> 01:17:59.010
- I'm trying to get some...
- No.

01:17:59.761 --> 01:18:01.679
(TONY CLEARS THROAT)

01:18:01.763 --> 01:18:04.099
Do you know how short life is?

01:18:04.224 --> 01:18:07.268
And if I never got to express...

01:18:07.352 --> 01:18:10.855
And by the way, this is somewhat
revelatory to me. And I don't care...

01:18:10.939 --> 01:18:14.109
I mean, I care. It would be nice.
I'm not expecting you to...

01:18:14.234 --> 01:18:15.944
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
I'm just gonna say it.

01:18:16.069 --> 01:18:20.031
Let me stop you right here, okay?
Because if you say "I" one more time,

01:18:20.115 --> 01:18:22.909
I'm gonna actually hurl something
at your head, I think.

01:18:23.451 --> 01:18:25.370
I am trying to run a company.

01:18:25.453 --> 01:18:28.039
- Do you have any idea what that entails?
- Yes.

01:18:28.123 --> 01:18:31.126
People are relying on you to be Iron Man
and you've disappeared,

01:18:31.209 --> 01:18:34.796
and all I'm doing is putting out your fires
and taking the heat for it.

01:18:37.132 --> 01:18:40.635
I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.

01:18:44.389 --> 01:18:46.724
Did you bring me strawberries?

01:18:47.809 --> 01:18:51.229
Did you know that there's only
one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?

01:18:51.312 --> 01:18:53.606
Allergic to strawberries. Mmm-hmm.

01:18:56.151 --> 01:18:57.152
This is progress, Pepper.

01:18:57.277 --> 01:18:59.988
I knew there was a correlation
between you and this.

01:19:00.905 --> 01:19:02.157
- I need you...
- I need you, too.

01:19:02.240 --> 01:19:04.909
- That's what I'm trying to...
- ...to leave now.

01:19:10.081 --> 01:19:13.626
- Ms. Potts?
- Hi, come on in.

01:19:13.835 --> 01:19:16.504
- Wheels up in 25 minutes.
- Thank you.

01:19:19.132 --> 01:19:20.592
- Anything else, boss?
- I'm good, Hap.

01:19:20.675 --> 01:19:23.803
No, I'll be just...another minute.

01:19:24.804 --> 01:19:26.431
I lost both the kids in the divorce.

01:19:26.848 --> 01:19:28.474
(TONY LAUGHS)

01:19:30.685 --> 01:19:31.769
No.

01:19:32.770 --> 01:19:33.855
(CLEARS THROAT)

01:19:33.938 --> 01:19:39.027
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Here at Stark Enterprises?

01:19:40.195 --> 01:19:42.447
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?

01:19:42.530 --> 01:19:45.450
I thought you two didn't get along.

01:19:45.533 --> 01:19:48.286
- No. That's not so.
- It's just me you don't care for.

01:19:49.037 --> 01:19:51.456
- No? Nothing?
- PEPPER: Actually, while you're here,

01:19:51.539 --> 01:19:54.626
maybe you and Natalie could discuss
the matter of the personal belongings.

01:19:54.709 --> 01:19:56.169
Absolutely.

01:20:02.634 --> 01:20:03.968
I'm surprised
you can keep your mouth shut.

01:20:04.052 --> 01:20:07.472
Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly
duplicitous. How do you do it?

01:20:07.555 --> 01:20:09.390
You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.

01:20:09.474 --> 01:20:11.726
I've never seen anything like you.
ls there anything real about you?

01:20:11.851 --> 01:20:12.894
Do you even speak Latin?

01:20:13.019 --> 01:20:14.979
(SPEAKING LATIN)

01:20:15.063 --> 01:20:17.732
Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?

01:20:17.815 --> 01:20:21.069
It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.

01:20:22.654 --> 01:20:24.072
You're good!

01:20:26.366 --> 01:20:27.408
(SIGHS)

01:20:37.085 --> 01:20:38.086
(SIGHS)

01:21:22.130 --> 01:21:23.798
(BLOWS)

01:21:23.881 --> 01:21:26.551
Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form
a digital wire frame?

01:21:26.634 --> 01:21:29.137
I need a manipulatable projection.

01:21:36.436 --> 01:21:39.981
JARVIS: <i>1974 Stark Expo model scan
complete, sir.</i>

01:21:42.233 --> 01:21:44.068
How many buildings are there?

01:21:44.152 --> 01:21:46.571
<i>Am I to include
the Belgian waffle stands?</i>

01:21:46.654 --> 01:21:49.240
That was rhetorical. Just show me.

01:21:55.330 --> 01:21:57.665
Uh-huh. Um...

01:22:02.003 --> 01:22:06.591
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
Not unlike an atom.

01:22:06.674 --> 01:22:10.178
In which case the nucleus
would be here.

01:22:11.262 --> 01:22:12.597
Highlight the unisphere.

01:22:22.148 --> 01:22:27.153
- Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
<i>- What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?</i>

01:22:27.236 --> 01:22:29.072
I'm discovering... Correction.

01:22:29.197 --> 01:22:33.159
I'm rediscovering a new element,
I believe.

01:22:33.910 --> 01:22:36.954
Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.

01:22:37.038 --> 01:22:39.374
Parking lots, exits, entrances.

01:22:44.170 --> 01:22:50.176
Structure the protons and the neutrons
using the pavilions as a framework.

01:22:53.221 --> 01:22:54.389
Dad.

01:23:15.618 --> 01:23:20.415
Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.

01:23:26.587 --> 01:23:31.217
<i>The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.</i>

01:23:31.300 --> 01:23:32.385
Thanks, Dad.

01:23:32.468 --> 01:23:35.721
<i>Unfortunately, it is impossible
to synthesize.</i>

01:23:36.139 --> 01:23:37.765
STARK: Uh-huh.

01:23:40.268 --> 01:23:43.813
Get ready for a major remodel, fellas!
We're back in hardware mode.

01:23:46.107 --> 01:23:47.150
(GRUNTS)

01:23:59.787 --> 01:24:02.165
(JACKHAMMER RATTLING)

01:24:18.306 --> 01:24:20.850
(RATCHET CLICKING)

01:24:31.652 --> 01:24:33.946
- I heard you broke the perimeter.
- Uh, yeah.

01:24:34.030 --> 01:24:35.948
That was, like, three years ago.
Where you been?

01:24:36.032 --> 01:24:39.118
- I was doing some stuff.
- Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.

01:24:40.161 --> 01:24:42.121
Hey, I'm playing
for the home team, Coulson,

01:24:42.205 --> 01:24:44.290
you and all your
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

01:24:44.373 --> 01:24:46.167
Now, are you gonna let me work
or break my balls?

01:24:48.502 --> 01:24:50.504
What's this doing here?

01:24:52.340 --> 01:24:53.382
That's it.

01:24:54.675 --> 01:24:56.802
- Bring that to me.
- You know what this is?

01:24:56.886 --> 01:24:58.387
It's exactly what I need
to make this work.

01:25:00.348 --> 01:25:01.390
Lift the coil.

01:25:01.891 --> 01:25:03.226
Go, go. Put your knees into it.

01:25:03.976 --> 01:25:05.853
There you go. And...

01:25:06.854 --> 01:25:08.814
Drop it. Drop it.

01:25:11.984 --> 01:25:13.194
Perfectly level.

01:25:13.527 --> 01:25:15.738
- (SNORTS) I'm busy. What do you want?
- Nothing.

01:25:16.239 --> 01:25:18.824
- Goodbye. I've been reassigned.
- Huh.

01:25:18.908 --> 01:25:20.493
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.

01:25:20.576 --> 01:25:23.037
- Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.
- So I'm told.

01:25:23.162 --> 01:25:25.206
- Secret stuff?
- Something like that.

01:25:26.582 --> 01:25:27.625
- Good luck.
- Bye.

01:25:27.708 --> 01:25:29.794
- Thanks.
- We need you.

01:25:29.877 --> 01:25:32.213
- Yeah, more than you know.
- Not that much.

01:25:51.232 --> 01:25:53.859
JARVIS: <i>Initializing
prismatic accelerator.</i>

01:25:54.277 --> 01:25:56.279
(WHIRRING)

01:25:59.907 --> 01:26:02.368
<i>Approaching maximum power.</i>

01:26:03.369 --> 01:26:05.788
(RUMBLING)

01:26:11.085 --> 01:26:12.586
(SCREECHING)

01:26:14.922 --> 01:26:16.299
Whoops!

01:26:49.832 --> 01:26:51.083
That was easy.

01:27:07.641 --> 01:27:09.602
JARVIS: <i>Congratulations, sir.</i>

01:27:11.312 --> 01:27:13.814
<i>You have created a new element.</i>

01:27:19.820 --> 01:27:21.655
(BEEPING)

01:27:21.781 --> 01:27:25.576
<i>Sir, the reactor has accepted
the modified core.</i>

01:27:25.659 --> 01:27:27.661
<i>I will begin running diagnostics.</i>

01:27:30.039 --> 01:27:31.624
(PHONE RINGING)

01:27:34.168 --> 01:27:35.503
Hey, Ivan.

01:27:35.795 --> 01:27:37.421
<i>I got Senator Stern here.</i>

01:27:37.505 --> 01:27:39.840
<i>Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.</i>

01:27:39.965 --> 01:27:42.218
The drone is not going to be ready.

01:27:42.510 --> 01:27:43.719
Not ready? What do you mean?

01:27:43.844 --> 01:27:47.264
I can make presentation,
not demonstration.

01:27:47.348 --> 01:27:49.350
(LAUGHING) What the hell
is the difference?

01:27:49.475 --> 01:27:52.228
Presentation. No fly. No shoot.

01:27:52.520 --> 01:27:54.355
Well, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. (SIGHS)

01:27:54.480 --> 01:27:57.566
What can you make them do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.

01:27:57.691 --> 01:28:00.861
- I can make salute.
<i>- You can make salute?</i>

01:28:01.028 --> 01:28:02.405
What do you mean, "make salute"?

01:28:02.530 --> 01:28:06.617
<i>What the hell does that mean, Ivan?
This is not what we agreed to, okay?</i>

01:28:06.700 --> 01:28:09.328
<i>You promised me suits
and then you promised me drones.</i>

01:28:09.412 --> 01:28:13.499
- Hey, man, everything will be okay.
<i>- This is not what I wanted.</i>

01:28:13.582 --> 01:28:14.750
(PHONE BEEPS)

01:28:24.385 --> 01:28:25.553
(DOOR UNLOCKING)

01:28:25.678 --> 01:28:28.264
Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.

01:28:30.558 --> 01:28:32.893
Now you like the bird. Is that right?

01:28:33.060 --> 01:28:35.521
Is that your bird? I'm confused.

01:28:36.397 --> 01:28:39.775
You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.

01:28:39.900 --> 01:28:41.569
You love that bird, don't you?

01:28:42.069 --> 01:28:43.946
You know what? Take the bird.

01:28:44.071 --> 01:28:46.740
- (SQUAWKING)
- Hey!

01:28:46.949 --> 01:28:48.701
(SQUAWKING)

01:28:48.784 --> 01:28:51.454
Take his pillows, too. Both of them.

01:28:52.746 --> 01:28:54.707
And his shoes. Take his shoes.

01:28:58.752 --> 01:29:02.089
I took your stuff.
How does that make you feel?

01:29:02.756 --> 01:29:04.758
Do you feel bad? Good.

01:29:05.634 --> 01:29:07.595
(SHOUTING) 'Cause that's how I feel!

01:29:09.054 --> 01:29:10.931
We had a contract!

01:29:11.474 --> 01:29:13.309
I saved your life

01:29:14.101 --> 01:29:16.103
and you give me suits.

01:29:16.604 --> 01:29:20.483
That was our deal.
And you did not deliver.

01:29:21.317 --> 01:29:25.821
I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
I don't know what you are.

01:29:27.948 --> 01:29:31.285
Something really, really great
fell into my lap.

01:29:32.119 --> 01:29:34.955
And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.

01:29:35.623 --> 01:29:39.418
Now I have a piece of Stark tech
that I pimped out myself.

01:29:39.627 --> 01:29:41.378
And now your overpriced paperweights

01:29:41.462 --> 01:29:44.089
are gonna look like a backdrop
to my demonstration.

01:29:44.590 --> 01:29:46.425
Do you dig what I'm getting at here?

01:29:46.634 --> 01:29:48.677
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

01:29:48.802 --> 01:29:50.596
(CHUCKLING) I don't know
if you know this,

01:29:50.679 --> 01:29:52.932
(SHOUTING) but I don't speak Russian!

01:29:56.685 --> 01:29:58.562
I'm gonna leave now.

01:29:58.646 --> 01:30:01.774
I'm gonna go to the Expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.

01:30:02.483 --> 01:30:04.318
You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.

01:30:04.485 --> 01:30:06.529
They are not to be trifled with.

01:30:07.363 --> 01:30:11.659
When I get back, we're gonna
renegotiate the terms of our agreement.

01:30:12.284 --> 01:30:14.328
And you're gonna make good
on our arrangement

01:30:14.828 --> 01:30:15.955
because if you don't,

01:30:16.038 --> 01:30:18.457
you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,

01:30:18.541 --> 01:30:20.209
a dead man.

01:30:20.334 --> 01:30:21.710
You got that?

01:30:22.670 --> 01:30:24.672
Maybe you can watch me on TV.

01:30:25.839 --> 01:30:27.341
(DOOR OPENS)

01:30:28.300 --> 01:30:30.010
(DOOR CLOSES)

01:30:31.887 --> 01:30:32.972
(SCOFFS)

01:30:34.473 --> 01:30:36.016
STARK: Dummy, you,
can we clean up this mess?

01:30:36.141 --> 01:30:37.768
- You're killing me. You know I don't...
- (PHONE RINGING)

01:30:37.851 --> 01:30:40.145
JARVIS: <i>Incoming call
with a blocked number, sir.</i>

01:30:40.229 --> 01:30:42.690
My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.

01:30:43.524 --> 01:30:44.984
Coulson. How's
the Land of Enchantment?

01:30:45.067 --> 01:30:48.904
IVAN: <i>Hey, Tony,
how you doing?</i> (LAUGHS)

01:30:49.363 --> 01:30:51.407
<i>- I double cycle.</i>
- You what?

01:30:52.408 --> 01:30:56.328
You told me double cycle's more power.
Good advice.

01:30:56.662 --> 01:30:58.289
You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.

01:30:58.372 --> 01:31:00.583
<i>You, too.</i> (LAUGHS)

01:31:02.501 --> 01:31:03.794
- Trace him.
- JARVIS: <i>Sir.</i>

01:31:03.877 --> 01:31:07.631
Now, the true history of Stark name
will be written.

01:31:07.715 --> 01:31:10.217
Jarvis, where is he?
<i>- Accessing the Oracle grid.</i>

01:31:11.385 --> 01:31:12.720
<i>Eastern Seaboard.</i>

01:31:13.095 --> 01:31:17.224
What your father did to my family
over 40 years,

01:31:18.058 --> 01:31:20.728
I will do to you in 40 minutes.

01:31:20.894 --> 01:31:22.855
Sounds good.
Let's get together and hash it out.

01:31:23.105 --> 01:31:26.525
JARVIS: <i>Tri-State area.
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.</i>

01:31:26.900 --> 01:31:28.360
I hope you're ready.

01:31:28.902 --> 01:31:30.696
(DIALING TONE DRONING)

01:31:31.572 --> 01:31:33.032
JARVIS: <i>Call trace incomplete.</i>

01:31:35.075 --> 01:31:36.118
(SIGHS)

01:31:44.126 --> 01:31:46.754
- JARVIS: <i>Sir...</i>
- You want to run some tests, run them.

01:31:47.755 --> 01:31:49.715
And assemble the suit while you're at it.
Put it together now.

01:31:49.798 --> 01:31:52.259
<i>- We are unclear as to the effects...</i>
- I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.

01:31:52.426 --> 01:31:53.927
(COUGHS)

01:31:55.429 --> 01:31:56.555
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

01:31:56.639 --> 01:31:57.973
That tastes like coconut.

01:31:58.807 --> 01:32:00.559
And metal.

01:32:00.893 --> 01:32:02.436
Oh, wow, yeah!

01:32:13.614 --> 01:32:14.948
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING OVER PA)

01:32:15.074 --> 01:32:18.243
- I'll keep the car down here, all right?
- Thank you, Happy.

01:32:18.327 --> 01:32:19.495
ANNOUNCER: <i>...Justin Hammer.</i>

01:32:19.620 --> 01:32:23.123
<i>His presentation will begin shortly
in the main pavilion.</i>

01:32:26.960 --> 01:32:29.797
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

01:32:29.922 --> 01:32:34.968
<i>(PICK UP THE PIECES</i>
PLAYING OVER PA)

01:32:41.600 --> 01:32:42.810
HAMMER: <i>Yeah!</i>

01:32:43.977 --> 01:32:46.522
<i>That's what I'm talking about.
Thanks for coming.</i>

01:32:47.940 --> 01:32:49.858
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,</i>

01:32:49.983 --> 01:32:54.488
<i>this country has had to place its
brave men and women in harm's way,</i>

01:32:54.655 --> 01:32:56.281
<i>but then the Iron Man arrived,</i>

01:32:56.365 --> 01:33:00.035
<i>and we thought the days of losing lives
were behind us.</i>

01:33:00.869 --> 01:33:03.622
<i>Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.</i>

01:33:03.706 --> 01:33:06.041
<i>That's not fair. That's not right.</i>

01:33:06.166 --> 01:33:08.377
<i>- And it's just too bad.</i>
- (SIGHING) Oh, Lord.

01:33:08.502 --> 01:33:10.546
<i>Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,</i>

01:33:10.671 --> 01:33:13.549
<i>one that grabbed headlines
the world over.</i>

01:33:13.966 --> 01:33:15.551
<i>Well, today, my friends,</i>

01:33:15.676 --> 01:33:19.138
<i>the press is faced
with quite a different problem.</i>

01:33:19.638 --> 01:33:22.141
<i>They are about to run out of ink.</i>

01:33:22.808 --> 01:33:25.394
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

01:33:27.688 --> 01:33:28.731
(SOFTLY) Get that out of here.

01:33:28.856 --> 01:33:29.857
(CLEARS THROAT)

01:33:30.566 --> 01:33:32.484
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

01:33:33.527 --> 01:33:35.863
<i>today I present to you</i>

01:33:36.155 --> 01:33:39.366
<i>the new face
of the United States military.</i>

01:33:40.701 --> 01:33:42.035
<i>The Hammer drone!</i>

01:33:42.661 --> 01:33:44.455
<i>(THE CAISSONS GO ROLLING ALONG</i>
PLAYING)

01:33:44.538 --> 01:33:45.998
HAMMER: <i>Army!</i>

01:33:59.094 --> 01:34:00.262
<i>Navy!</i>

01:34:00.387 --> 01:34:02.347
<i>(ANCHORS AWEIGH</i> PLAYING)

01:34:09.229 --> 01:34:10.397
<i>(THE U.S. AIR FORCE</i> PLAYING)

01:34:10.522 --> 01:34:11.607
<i>Air Force!</i>

01:34:19.865 --> 01:34:21.116
<i>Marines!</i>

01:34:21.241 --> 01:34:23.118
<i>(THE MARINES' HYMN</i> PLAYING)

01:34:33.045 --> 01:34:35.756
HAMMER: <i>Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!</i>

01:34:39.092 --> 01:34:42.054
<i>That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.</i>

01:34:43.388 --> 01:34:46.225
<i>But as revolutionary
as this technology is,</i>

01:34:46.308 --> 01:34:50.062
<i>there will always be a need for man
to be present in the theater of war.</i>

01:34:50.604 --> 01:34:53.649
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you</i>

01:34:53.774 --> 01:34:58.862
<i>the very first prototype in the
Variable Threat Response Battle Suit</i>

01:34:58.946 --> 01:35:02.783
<i>and its pilot, Air Force
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.</i>

01:35:04.326 --> 01:35:05.619
What?

01:35:26.557 --> 01:35:29.726
<i>For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries is reporting for...</i>

01:35:29.810 --> 01:35:32.354
(RUMBLING APPROACHING)

01:35:42.990 --> 01:35:46.660
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

01:35:46.743 --> 01:35:48.412
STARK: We got trouble.

01:35:48.495 --> 01:35:50.205
RHODES: Tony,
there are civilians present.

01:35:50.330 --> 01:35:52.916
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.

01:35:53.000 --> 01:35:54.293
STARK: Give them a wave.

01:35:54.376 --> 01:35:56.336
HAMMER: <i>Hey, all right! Yeah!</i>

01:35:56.420 --> 01:35:58.672
STARK: All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.

01:35:58.755 --> 01:36:00.757
You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.

01:36:00.841 --> 01:36:02.926
Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
around your house, remember?

01:36:03.010 --> 01:36:06.179
- Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.
- Vanko's alive?

01:36:07.180 --> 01:36:10.517
- HAMMER: <i>Huh? Yeah!</i>
- Where is he?

01:36:10.851 --> 01:36:12.853
- What?
- Where's Vanko?

01:36:13.353 --> 01:36:15.147
- Who?
- Tell me.

01:36:15.230 --> 01:36:17.232
What are you doing here, man?

01:36:17.357 --> 01:36:19.026
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:36:23.238 --> 01:36:24.281
Is that you?

01:36:24.364 --> 01:36:25.782
RHODES: No, I'm not doing that.
That's not me.

01:36:26.867 --> 01:36:29.536
I can't move. I'm locked up.
I'm locked up!

01:36:30.370 --> 01:36:32.289
Get out of here. Go! This whole
system's been compromised.

01:36:33.874 --> 01:36:35.042
STARK: Let's take it outside.

01:36:39.379 --> 01:36:41.381
(PEOPLE SHRIEKING)

01:36:47.929 --> 01:36:49.222
No. No!

01:36:59.149 --> 01:37:01.735
- Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
<i>- Yes, sir.</i>

01:37:04.237 --> 01:37:07.157
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.

01:37:07.240 --> 01:37:08.909
- On what?
- On you!

01:37:13.914 --> 01:37:15.082
Tony, on your six!

01:37:19.920 --> 01:37:21.922
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

01:37:33.100 --> 01:37:35.435
- What's going on? What's happening?
- The software's been overridden.

01:37:35.519 --> 01:37:36.645
What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?

01:37:36.770 --> 01:37:38.146
- What does that mean?
- I think he slaved the drones.

01:37:38.271 --> 01:37:41.108
- That's impossible. Call the guards.
- All the phones are down, sir.

01:37:41.191 --> 01:37:43.318
HAMMER:
Well, then call their... Call their cells.

01:37:43.443 --> 01:37:44.945
Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.

01:37:45.028 --> 01:37:46.279
He's locked us out of the mainframe.

01:37:46.363 --> 01:37:49.157
- Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
- Please, please, go away. Go away.

01:37:49.282 --> 01:37:50.575
- I've got this handled.
- Have you now?

01:37:50.659 --> 01:37:51.785
Yes, I do.

01:37:51.868 --> 01:37:54.329
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
this wouldn't be happening.

01:37:54.454 --> 01:37:56.790
So please, now go away. Thank you.

01:37:57.165 --> 01:37:59.292
Listen, we got to get these bitches
out of here.

01:37:59.710 --> 01:38:01.169
- HAMMER: What?
- (NATALIE EXCLAIMS)

01:38:01.294 --> 01:38:04.005
You tell me who's behind this.
Who's behind this?

01:38:04.715 --> 01:38:07.551
(GROANING) Ivan. Ivan Vanko.

01:38:07.634 --> 01:38:10.220
- Where is he?
- He's at my facility.

01:38:13.557 --> 01:38:15.225
- I need NYPD, please.
- No, no, no!

01:38:15.308 --> 01:38:16.476
- Command Central.
- No, no, honey.

01:38:16.560 --> 01:38:18.478
- Don't call the authorities.
- Okay. Right away. Right away.

01:38:18.562 --> 01:38:20.647
Step aside. Step aside.

01:38:21.565 --> 01:38:23.233
Tell me everything you know. Go.

01:38:30.657 --> 01:38:33.660
- How are we doing, Jarvis?
<i>- Remote reboot unsuccessful.</i>

01:38:33.744 --> 01:38:36.163
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

01:38:51.178 --> 01:38:52.679
SECURITY GUARD: This way.

01:38:53.346 --> 01:38:55.140
Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?

01:38:55.223 --> 01:38:57.476
Get in the car.
Take me to Hammer Industries.

01:38:57.559 --> 01:38:59.978
- I'm not taking you anywhere.
- Fine. You want me to drive?

01:39:00.061 --> 01:39:01.938
No, I'm driving. Get in the car.

01:40:01.081 --> 01:40:02.249
Nice work, kid.

01:40:04.501 --> 01:40:06.169
RHODES: <i>You got multiples
coming in on you.</i>

01:40:06.253 --> 01:40:07.838
Let's get this away from the Expo.

01:40:11.091 --> 01:40:12.133
(TIRES SCREECHING)

01:40:13.260 --> 01:40:15.679
When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.

01:40:15.762 --> 01:40:17.973
I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.

01:40:20.100 --> 01:40:21.601
(CAR HORNS BLARING)

01:40:21.685 --> 01:40:23.270
- Watch the road.
- I got it. I got it.

01:40:35.323 --> 01:40:37.784
(CAR ALARM BLARING)

01:40:37.868 --> 01:40:40.704
(MULTIPLE CAR ALARMS BLARING)

01:40:54.718 --> 01:40:56.636
Listen, listen. A pack just peeled off.

01:40:56.720 --> 01:40:58.805
- They're headed back to the Expo.
- Got it.

01:41:03.143 --> 01:41:04.603
RHODES: I'm closing on you.

01:41:04.686 --> 01:41:07.063
Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.

01:41:22.913 --> 01:41:25.624
- NATALIE: Stay in the car.
- I'm not staying in the car.

01:41:25.707 --> 01:41:27.250
I said, stay in the car.

01:41:27.417 --> 01:41:29.419
What are you wearing?

01:41:30.712 --> 01:41:32.297
Look, I'm not letting you
go in there alone.

01:41:32.380 --> 01:41:34.507
- (DOOR PANEL BEEPING)
- You want to help? Keep the car running.

01:41:34.591 --> 01:41:35.634
Okay.

01:41:35.717 --> 01:41:39.179
(ALARM BEEPING)

01:41:39.387 --> 01:41:40.847
Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.

01:41:42.098 --> 01:41:43.683
SECURITY GUARD: Hold On. Hey!

01:41:45.268 --> 01:41:46.853
(SCREAMING)

01:42:15.382 --> 01:42:17.258
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

01:42:28.395 --> 01:42:30.313
TECHNICIAN:
Each set of drones is communicating

01:42:30.397 --> 01:42:33.149
- in its own unique language.
- Well, choose one and focus on that.

01:42:33.233 --> 01:42:35.235
Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?

01:42:35.402 --> 01:42:37.737
(GRUNTING)

01:42:38.738 --> 01:42:41.241
MAN: (OVER RADIO) <i>Attention.
We have intrusion on Grid W.</i>

01:42:41.324 --> 01:42:42.492
SECURITY GUARD: We got it.
We're on our way.

01:43:10.603 --> 01:43:12.105
(SCREAMS)

01:43:16.860 --> 01:43:18.611
(SCREAMING)

01:43:23.992 --> 01:43:25.785
(PANTING) I got him!

01:43:26.703 --> 01:43:28.830
(GRUNTING)

01:43:41.342 --> 01:43:43.386
- Rhodey, you still locked on?
- Yeah.

01:43:43.470 --> 01:43:46.973
Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.
We're about to get wet on this ride.

01:43:49.142 --> 01:43:50.226
Wait, wait, wait!

01:44:07.035 --> 01:44:08.078
(GUNS COCKING)

01:44:09.829 --> 01:44:11.664
He's gone.

01:44:15.335 --> 01:44:17.378
I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.

01:44:18.171 --> 01:44:19.339
What's your 20?

01:44:19.422 --> 01:44:20.465
(EXCLAIMING)

01:44:31.601 --> 01:44:34.437
- What are you doing?
- I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.

01:44:36.272 --> 01:44:37.315
(GRUNTING)

01:44:40.860 --> 01:44:41.903
Tony!

01:44:50.203 --> 01:44:51.663
(POWERING DOWN)

01:44:54.124 --> 01:44:55.834
(TONY PANTING)

01:44:58.419 --> 01:45:02.173
Reboot complete.
You got your best friend back.

01:45:02.590 --> 01:45:05.969
<i>- Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.</i>
- Well done with the new chest piece.

01:45:06.052 --> 01:45:09.722
I am reading significantly higher output
and your vitals all look promising.

01:45:09.806 --> 01:45:12.559
<i>Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
Thank you.</i>

01:45:12.642 --> 01:45:14.727
<i>What do you mean you're not dying?
Did you just say you're dying?</i>

01:45:14.811 --> 01:45:16.896
STARK: <i>Is that you?
No, I'm not. Not anymore.</i>

01:45:16.980 --> 01:45:18.356
<i>What's going on?</i>

01:45:18.439 --> 01:45:20.024
<i>I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.</i>

01:45:20.108 --> 01:45:21.609
<i>You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?</i>

01:45:21.693 --> 01:45:23.444
<i>- You didn't let me.
-Why didn't you tell me that?</i>

01:45:23.528 --> 01:45:26.281
<i>I was gonna make you an omelet
and tell you.</i>

01:45:26.364 --> 01:45:29.325
Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.

01:45:29.409 --> 01:45:30.994
Looks like the fight's coming to you.

01:45:31.077 --> 01:45:32.912
<i>- Great. Pepper?</i>
- PEPPER: <i>Are you okay now?</i>

01:45:32.996 --> 01:45:34.205
<i>I am fine. Don't be mad.</i>

01:45:34.289 --> 01:45:35.874
<i>- I will formally apologize...
- I am mad!</i>

01:45:35.957 --> 01:45:38.918
<i>...when I'm not fending off
a Hammeroid attack.</i>

01:45:39.002 --> 01:45:40.420
<i>- Fine.
- We could have been in Venice.</i>

01:45:40.503 --> 01:45:41.546
<i>Oh, please.</i>

01:45:44.591 --> 01:45:46.009
(DISTORTED) <i>Rhodes?</i>

01:45:46.718 --> 01:45:48.553
<i>Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.</i>

01:45:50.180 --> 01:45:51.431
<i>They're coming. Come on, let's roll.</i>

01:45:51.514 --> 01:45:52.640
- (KNOCKING ON HELMET)
<i>- Get up.</i>

01:45:55.768 --> 01:45:57.478
Oh, man. You can have your suit back.

01:46:01.399 --> 01:46:04.485
- You okay?
- Yeah, thanks.

01:46:06.029 --> 01:46:08.448
- Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
- Don't be.

01:46:08.531 --> 01:46:09.741
No. I should have trusted you more.

01:46:09.824 --> 01:46:11.409
I'm the one who put you in this position.
Forget it.

01:46:11.492 --> 01:46:13.828
No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

01:46:13.912 --> 01:46:15.496
Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.

01:46:16.039 --> 01:46:17.373
Partner.

01:46:17.457 --> 01:46:21.044
They're coming in hot, any second.
What's the play?

01:46:21.669 --> 01:46:23.296
Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?

01:46:23.379 --> 01:46:24.964
So let's put the biggest gun
up on that ridge.

01:46:25.048 --> 01:46:26.341
Got you.

01:46:27.175 --> 01:46:28.259
- Where do you want to be?
- Where are you going?

01:46:28.343 --> 01:46:29.969
- What're you talking about?
- I meant me.

01:46:30.053 --> 01:46:32.055
You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.

01:46:32.138 --> 01:46:33.514
- Tony, don't be jealous.
- No. It's subtle,

01:46:33.598 --> 01:46:36.017
- all the bells and whistles.
- Yeah. It's called being a badass.

01:46:36.100 --> 01:46:37.352
Fine.

01:46:38.061 --> 01:46:40.772
All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.

01:46:41.522 --> 01:46:43.399
Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.

01:46:43.483 --> 01:46:44.734
Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?

01:46:44.817 --> 01:46:47.737
It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
This is where you go to die.

01:46:47.820 --> 01:46:48.863
(ROARING)

01:47:30.363 --> 01:47:31.406
(ALARM BEEPING)

01:47:33.241 --> 01:47:34.284
(WEAPON COCKS)

01:47:37.537 --> 01:47:38.955
- See that?
- Yeah, yeah, nice.

01:47:47.255 --> 01:47:48.506
STARK: Rhodey?

01:47:49.757 --> 01:47:50.925
Get down.

01:48:01.602 --> 01:48:04.063
Wow. I think you should lead with that
next time.

01:48:04.147 --> 01:48:07.483
Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.

01:48:09.902 --> 01:48:12.071
I told you that five minutes ago.

01:48:13.364 --> 01:48:14.782
That's your guy here.

01:48:16.117 --> 01:48:18.119
- Excuse me?
- COP: You're being placed under arrest.

01:48:18.202 --> 01:48:19.662
- Are you kidding me?
- Hands behind your back, sir.

01:48:19.746 --> 01:48:21.372
I'm trying to help here.

01:48:23.958 --> 01:48:27.128
HAMMER: (LAUGHS) I get it.
I see what you're doing.

01:48:27.211 --> 01:48:30.715
You're trying to pin this on me, huh?
That's good. That's good.

01:48:30.798 --> 01:48:34.844
You're starting to think like a CEO,
taking out the competition. I like that.

01:48:34.927 --> 01:48:36.304
You think you're making
a problem for me?

01:48:36.387 --> 01:48:37.472
I'm gonna make a problem for you.

01:48:37.555 --> 01:48:39.807
I'm gonna be seeing you again
real soon.

01:48:44.771 --> 01:48:46.272
When they get here,
I think you should station them

01:48:46.355 --> 01:48:49.067
at the south, east and both west exits.

01:48:49.150 --> 01:48:51.360
COP: We shut down the 7 train
in and out of Willets Point already.

01:48:51.444 --> 01:48:54.238
PEPPER: Well, have city buses there
to ferry people to operating lines.

01:48:54.322 --> 01:48:55.823
Yeah. Are you coming with us?

01:48:55.948 --> 01:48:58.576
- No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear.
- Okay.

01:49:01.162 --> 01:49:03.664
NATALIE: Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.

01:49:03.790 --> 01:49:05.124
This one looks different.

01:49:05.583 --> 01:49:07.960
<i>The repulsor signature is
significantly higher.</i>

01:49:19.055 --> 01:49:20.723
Good to be back.

01:49:21.307 --> 01:49:22.683
RHODES: Oh, this ain't gonna be good.

01:49:26.312 --> 01:49:27.897
I got something special for this guy.

01:49:28.481 --> 01:49:30.608
I'm gonna bust his bunker
with the Ex-Wife.

01:49:30.691 --> 01:49:32.151
STARK: With the what?

01:49:32.235 --> 01:49:35.154
(WHIRRING)

01:49:40.952 --> 01:49:41.994
(SOFT POP)

01:49:42.537 --> 01:49:44.831
- STARK: Hammer tech?
- Yeah.

01:49:46.874 --> 01:49:48.459
STARK: I got this.

01:50:13.943 --> 01:50:14.986
(GRUNTING)

01:50:17.864 --> 01:50:19.198
(TONY BELLOWING)

01:50:25.454 --> 01:50:26.497
(GRUNTS)

01:50:31.711 --> 01:50:32.753
(GRUNTING)

01:50:41.387 --> 01:50:43.389
STARK: Rhodes. I got an idea.

01:50:43.764 --> 01:50:45.850
- You want to be a hero?
- What?

01:50:46.309 --> 01:50:49.270
I could really use a sidekick.
Put your hand up.

01:50:49.645 --> 01:50:51.522
- RHODES: This is your idea?
- Yep.

01:50:52.231 --> 01:50:54.400
RHODES: I'm ready. I'm ready!
Go, go, go!

01:50:58.404 --> 01:50:59.488
STARK: Take it!

01:51:06.871 --> 01:51:07.914
(PANTING)

01:51:28.267 --> 01:51:29.685
(WEAKLY) You lose.

01:51:30.686 --> 01:51:33.814
(BEEPING)

01:51:34.732 --> 01:51:37.151
(BEEPING ACCELERATING)

01:51:37.235 --> 01:51:39.987
All these drones are rigged to blow.
We gotta get out of here, man.

01:51:40.488 --> 01:51:41.739
Pepper?

01:51:49.497 --> 01:51:51.457
(BEEPING)

01:51:56.003 --> 01:51:58.881
(BEEPING)

01:52:01.217 --> 01:52:02.260
(PEPPER SCREAMS)

01:52:14.605 --> 01:52:16.148
(PEPPER SHRIEKS)

01:52:16.232 --> 01:52:17.942
(PANTING)

01:52:18.734 --> 01:52:19.777
(GRUNTING)

01:52:21.904 --> 01:52:23.656
Oh, my God! I can't take this anymore.

01:52:23.739 --> 01:52:25.658
- You can't? Look at me!
- I can't take this.

01:52:25.741 --> 01:52:27.994
My body, literally,
cannot handle the stress.

01:52:28.077 --> 01:52:32.581
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
or wreck the whole company.

01:52:32.665 --> 01:52:34.667
I think I did okay.

01:52:34.834 --> 01:52:36.877
I quit. I'm resigning.

01:52:37.503 --> 01:52:38.879
That's it.

01:52:39.463 --> 01:52:41.299
What did you just say? You're done?

01:52:43.342 --> 01:52:46.846
That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.

01:52:47.263 --> 01:52:50.558
- You don't have to make any excuses.
- I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.

01:52:50.641 --> 01:52:51.767
You actually were just making excuses.

01:52:51.851 --> 01:52:53.352
- But you don't have to.
- No, I wasn't making an excuse.

01:52:53.436 --> 01:52:54.770
- I'm actually very justified.
- Listen. Hey, hey.

01:52:54.854 --> 01:52:57.189
- You deserve better.
- Well...

01:52:57.273 --> 01:52:59.233
You've taken such good care of me.

01:53:00.735 --> 01:53:03.154
I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...

01:53:03.237 --> 01:53:04.488
Right?

01:53:04.572 --> 01:53:05.823
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

01:53:06.615 --> 01:53:09.452
- Thank you for understanding.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.

01:53:09.535 --> 01:53:12.246
- I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.
- Okay. What about the press?

01:53:12.330 --> 01:53:14.206
Because you only had the job for a week.
That's gonna seem...

01:53:14.290 --> 01:53:16.083
- Well, with you it's like dog years.
- I know.

01:53:16.167 --> 01:53:17.543
I mean, it's like the Presidency...

01:53:30.598 --> 01:53:32.767
- Weird.
- (SOFTLY) No, it's not weird.

01:53:32.850 --> 01:53:34.185
- It's okay, right?
- Yeah.

01:53:34.268 --> 01:53:35.603
Run that by me again.

01:53:35.686 --> 01:53:37.188
RHODES: I think it was weird.

01:53:37.980 --> 01:53:40.941
You guys look like two seals
fighting over a grape.

01:53:41.484 --> 01:53:43.944
- I had just quit, actually.
- Yeah, so we're not...

01:53:44.028 --> 01:53:46.530
You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.

01:53:46.614 --> 01:53:49.075
- You should get lost.
- I was here first. Get a roof.

01:53:49.158 --> 01:53:50.368
(TONY CHUCKLES)

01:53:50.451 --> 01:53:52.995
- I thought you were out of one-liners.
- That's the last one.

01:53:53.079 --> 01:53:55.706
- You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- Thank you. You, too.

01:53:55.790 --> 01:53:58.292
Listen, my car got taken out
in the explosion,

01:53:58.376 --> 01:54:01.545
so I'm gonna have to hang on
to your suit for a minute, okay?

01:54:01.629 --> 01:54:03.381
Not okay. Not okay with that.

01:54:03.964 --> 01:54:05.216
It wasn't a question.

01:54:10.805 --> 01:54:12.264
How are you gonna resign

01:54:13.099 --> 01:54:14.225
if I don't accept?

01:54:14.308 --> 01:54:16.143
- (PEPPER LAUGHS)
- Hmm?

01:54:34.620 --> 01:54:36.038
I don't think I want you looking at that.

01:54:37.081 --> 01:54:39.250
I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore.

01:54:39.333 --> 01:54:44.588
Now this, on the other hand,
is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.

01:54:45.840 --> 01:54:47.967
- Read it.
- Uh...

01:54:48.843 --> 01:54:52.847
"Personality overview. Mr. Stark displays
compulsive behavior."

01:54:52.930 --> 01:54:55.099
In my own defense, that was last week.

01:54:57.143 --> 01:54:59.979
"Prone to self-destructive tendencies."
I was dying.

01:55:00.104 --> 01:55:02.690
I mean, please. And aren't we all?

01:55:03.065 --> 01:55:05.901
"Textbook narcissism"?

01:55:07.945 --> 01:55:09.029
Agreed.

01:55:10.114 --> 01:55:11.490
Okay, here it is. Uh...

01:55:11.574 --> 01:55:14.910
"Recruitment assessment
for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes."

01:55:14.994 --> 01:55:17.538
- I gotta think about it.
- Read on.

01:55:20.082 --> 01:55:21.625
"Tony Stark not...

01:55:21.709 --> 01:55:23.252
"Not recommended"?

01:55:24.461 --> 01:55:25.671
That doesn't make any sense.

01:55:25.754 --> 01:55:28.674
How can you approve me
but not approve me?

01:55:29.341 --> 01:55:30.759
I got a new ticker.

01:55:30.843 --> 01:55:33.846
(STAMMERING)
I'm trying to do right by Pepper.

01:55:34.430 --> 01:55:37.349
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.

01:55:38.184 --> 01:55:40.060
Which leads us to believe
at this juncture

01:55:40.144 --> 01:55:43.314
we'd only like to use you
as a consultant.

01:55:50.237 --> 01:55:52.114
You can't afford me.

01:55:54.450 --> 01:55:56.702
Then again,
I will waive my customary retainer

01:55:56.785 --> 01:55:59.663
in exchange for a small favor.

01:56:00.623 --> 01:56:05.544
Rhodey and I are being honored
in Washington and we need a presenter.

01:56:07.379 --> 01:56:08.881
I'll see what I can do.

01:56:09.173 --> 01:56:10.507
<i>(HIGHWAY TO HELL</i> PLAYING)

01:56:10.591 --> 01:56:15.429
<i>it is my honor to be here today
to present these distinguished awards</i>

01:56:15.512 --> 01:56:19.516
<i>to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
and Mr. Tony Stark,</i>

01:56:19.600 --> 01:56:22.937
<i>who is, of course, a national treasure.</i>

01:56:25.105 --> 01:56:26.440
Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel,

01:56:26.523 --> 01:56:28.901
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.

01:56:29.193 --> 01:56:31.195
- You deserve this.
- Thank you, sir.

01:56:32.905 --> 01:56:35.115
Mr. Stark. Thank you

01:56:35.199 --> 01:56:38.369
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.

01:56:38.452 --> 01:56:40.120
You deserve this.

01:56:40.412 --> 01:56:41.497
Ow!

01:56:41.580 --> 01:56:43.082
Oh, sorry.

01:56:44.124 --> 01:56:47.544
Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?

01:56:49.004 --> 01:56:50.798
Let's get a photo.

01:56:52.466 --> 01:56:54.593
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

01:59:34.962 --> 01:59:37.548
<i>(MAKE WAY FOR TOMORROW
TODAY</i> PLAYING)

02:04:16.952 --> 02:04:18.870
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