WEBVTT 00:00:03.128 --> 00:00:10.625 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:14.347 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS FLAMENCO MUSIC] 00:00:17.059 --> 00:00:18.476 [WHIP CRACKS] 00:00:36.662 --> 00:00:39.455 [MALE] Through the years, I have been known by many names. 00:00:41.542 --> 00:00:43.167 Diablo Gato. 00:00:44.044 --> 00:00:46.379 The Furry Lover. 00:00:46.547 --> 00:00:48.548 Chupacabra. 00:00:48.716 --> 00:00:51.217 Friskie Two-Times. 00:00:51.385 --> 00:00:54.303 And the Ginger Hit Man. [CHUCKLES] 00:00:54.471 --> 00:00:58.766 But to most... I am Puss In Boots! 00:00:59.685 --> 00:01:01.436 Outlaw. 00:01:01.603 --> 00:01:04.147 [FAN SQUEAKING] 00:01:05.566 --> 00:01:07.567 [SNORING] 00:01:10.738 --> 00:01:12.780 [CHAIN CLANKS] 00:01:20.205 --> 00:01:23.082 [PURRING SNORE] 00:01:34.928 --> 00:01:38.222 I will never forget you... Margherita. 00:01:38.390 --> 00:01:39.599 [MEOWS] 00:01:39.767 --> 00:01:41.726 I mean, Rosa. [CHUCKLES] 00:01:41.894 --> 00:01:44.854 Uh, sorry. I think maybe I should go. 00:01:45.022 --> 00:01:47.023 [MAN SNORING] 00:01:48.692 --> 00:01:50.193 Hmm. 00:01:51.487 --> 00:01:53.738 [SNORING CONTINUES] 00:02:01.121 --> 00:02:03.372 [FLOORBOARD CREAKS] 00:02:03.540 --> 00:02:05.541 [SHOUTS] 00:02:06.126 --> 00:02:07.376 [SHOUTS, GRUNTS] 00:02:07.544 --> 00:02:09.545 [BOTH GRUNTING] 00:02:18.138 --> 00:02:19.180 [SNICKERS] 00:02:19.348 --> 00:02:20.306 [YOWLS] 00:02:20.474 --> 00:02:22.433 [MAN] Oh! Ow! Ooh! 00:02:24.311 --> 00:02:26.562 You cannot run forever, 00:02:26.730 --> 00:02:29.357 Puss In Boots! 00:02:29.525 --> 00:02:31.442 [PANTING] 00:02:31.610 --> 00:02:33.569 [SIGHS WISTFULLY] 00:02:34.196 --> 00:02:35.404 [BLOWS KISSES] 00:02:35.572 --> 00:02:39.325 [PUSS] What can I say? I was a bad kitty. 00:02:43.831 --> 00:02:48.334 Just a fugitive from the law... forever running. 00:02:48.502 --> 00:02:51.754 Searching for a way to clear my name. 00:02:55.133 --> 00:02:57.093 And I would get that chance... 00:02:57.261 --> 00:03:00.847 - [SWORD WHIPPING] ...on this one fateful night. 00:03:01.014 --> 00:03:05.142 - [FIREWORKS WHISTLE, EXPLODE] - [CELEBRATORY HOWLING] 00:03:05.310 --> 00:03:07.311 [FESTIVE LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] 00:03:11.108 --> 00:03:12.900 [CHEERING] 00:03:15.946 --> 00:03:18.030 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 00:03:18.198 --> 00:03:19.699 [CHEERING] 00:03:25.414 --> 00:03:28.583 [MEN CHATTERING] 00:03:39.386 --> 00:03:41.929 [DERISIVE LAUGHTER] 00:03:49.062 --> 00:03:52.148 Here, kitty, kitty! [LAUGHS] 00:03:53.901 --> 00:03:57.737 Raoul. Look what the cat dragged in. 00:03:57.905 --> 00:04:00.281 Oh, wait... That is the cat! 00:04:00.449 --> 00:04:02.783 - [LAUGHTER] - [PUSS GROWLS] 00:04:03.368 --> 00:04:04.827 [GRUNTS] 00:04:04.995 --> 00:04:07.246 One leche, please. 00:04:09.875 --> 00:04:14.921 What are you doing here,señor? Did you lose your ball of yarn? 00:04:15.088 --> 00:04:18.132 [LAUGHTER] 00:04:18.300 --> 00:04:21.177 [CHUCKLES] So funny. 00:04:21.345 --> 00:04:23.596 One leche coming up. 00:04:24.640 --> 00:04:26.098 [GRUNTS] 00:04:27.684 --> 00:04:29.602 [CACKLING] 00:04:37.986 --> 00:04:39.779 [PUSS] I am not looking for trouble. 00:04:45.452 --> 00:04:48.955 I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. 00:04:49.122 --> 00:04:52.291 Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score? 00:04:52.751 --> 00:04:57.254 The only thing you'll find tonight is trouble... Puss In Boots. 00:04:57.464 --> 00:04:58.631 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 00:05:08.308 --> 00:05:10.893 Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law 00:05:11.061 --> 00:05:14.605 that you are in town, we could split the reward. 00:05:18.235 --> 00:05:20.152 [MEN SHRIEK] 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:22.029 [TSK-TSKING] 00:05:24.908 --> 00:05:26.617 You made the cat angry. 00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:29.245 You do not want to make the cat angry! 00:05:31.164 --> 00:05:34.041 [CLEARS THROAT] The Church of St. Michael has just put up 00:05:34.209 --> 00:05:36.669 a golden statue of the Virgin of Guadalupe. 00:05:36.837 --> 00:05:38.671 I do not steal from churches. 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:41.757 The boys' orphanage has been donated silver candlesticks, 00:05:41.925 --> 00:05:43.551 they would look very lovely in your home. 00:05:43.719 --> 00:05:47.680 - I do not steal from orphans. - Uh, what about Jack and Jill? 00:05:47.848 --> 00:05:50.850 - Shh! Are you crazy? - The what? 00:05:55.772 --> 00:06:00.609 The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill have gotten their hands on... magic beans. 00:06:00.777 --> 00:06:03.237 Do not joke with me about magic beans! 00:06:03.405 --> 00:06:07.908 I searched half my life for them. They do not exist. 00:06:08.076 --> 00:06:11.245 No, cat. We have seen them. 00:06:11.413 --> 00:06:15.458 These... are the beans of legend. 00:06:15.625 --> 00:06:17.877 Huh? Whoa. 00:06:18.045 --> 00:06:21.505 Grows a vine to the Land of Giants, 00:06:21.673 --> 00:06:24.425 and the Golden Goose. 00:06:24.593 --> 00:06:26.177 The Golden Goose... 00:06:26.344 --> 00:06:29.263 A heist like this could set you up for life. 00:06:29.431 --> 00:06:31.265 All nine of them. 00:06:31.433 --> 00:06:33.559 Show him the golden eggs. 00:06:33.727 --> 00:06:35.102 No! 00:06:35.270 --> 00:06:38.064 Please, you have shown enough. 00:06:38.231 --> 00:06:43.110 Only a cat with a death wish would steal the beans from Jack and Jill. 00:06:44.821 --> 00:06:49.784 The only wish I have is to repay an old debt. 00:06:49.951 --> 00:06:51.952 And this is my chance. 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:54.455 Now... 00:06:55.582 --> 00:06:57.625 ...where do I find this Jack and Jill? 00:06:58.752 --> 00:07:01.253 [SQUEALING] 00:07:19.022 --> 00:07:19.980 [SWALLOWS] 00:07:20.315 --> 00:07:22.149 [PLAYS SLOW BALLAD] 00:07:22.317 --> 00:07:25.945 - [LOW RUMBLING] - Huh? [GASPS] 00:07:26.113 --> 00:07:27.488 - [GASPS] - [STOPS PLAYING] 00:07:31.618 --> 00:07:33.285 - [GASPING] - [DOG YELPS] 00:07:33.453 --> 00:07:35.621 I'm sorry... we have no rooms. 00:07:39.501 --> 00:07:40.501 - [MAN GROANS] - [THUDS] 00:07:40.669 --> 00:07:43.087 Well, I think one just opened up. 00:07:43.255 --> 00:07:45.923 [MAN WHIMPERS] 00:07:47.968 --> 00:07:50.678 We'd like a complimentary continental breakfast. 00:07:50.846 --> 00:07:54.223 And don't even think about skimping on them baby muffins. 00:07:59.437 --> 00:08:01.856 [DOOR LOCKS] 00:08:02.023 --> 00:08:04.733 [WHIMPERING] We don't have any baby muffins. 00:08:04.901 --> 00:08:07.528 - [SOBBING] - [BALLAD RESUMES] 00:08:10.031 --> 00:08:11.323 [JACK] You know, Jill... 00:08:12.117 --> 00:08:13.200 ...I been thinking. 00:08:13.368 --> 00:08:15.035 [JILL SIGHING] Get it out. 00:08:15.203 --> 00:08:18.914 I, um... Once we're done with this magic bean business 00:08:19.082 --> 00:08:21.792 and got ourselves all them beautiful golden eggs... 00:08:21.960 --> 00:08:24.003 Mm-hm, go on. 00:08:24.171 --> 00:08:27.965 ...that we cut down on some of the hijacking and murdering. 00:08:28.133 --> 00:08:30.759 I mean, it's fun and all, but, uh... 00:08:33.054 --> 00:08:34.430 ...I want a baby. 00:08:35.140 --> 00:08:37.141 [BARKING] 00:08:38.685 --> 00:08:40.728 - [FIREWORKS CRACKLE] - [DISTANT CHEERING] 00:08:40.896 --> 00:08:42.646 [JILL] A baby what, Jack? 00:08:42.814 --> 00:08:44.231 [JACK] A baby us, Jill. 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:47.276 We'll raise it wild, like a squirrel or something. 00:08:48.236 --> 00:08:51.030 Holy frijoles! 00:08:51.198 --> 00:08:53.032 They do exist. 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:55.242 [JILL GROANS] Ever since you fell down that hill 00:08:55.410 --> 00:08:57.620 and broke your crown, you have been talking crazy. 00:08:59.456 --> 00:09:01.040 [GLASS SQUEAKING] 00:09:02.834 --> 00:09:05.628 [JACK] It couldn't hurt to have an extra shooter during ambushes. 00:09:05.795 --> 00:09:09.006 [JILL] Maybe I cut too deep... cut that brain out of your head. 00:09:10.342 --> 00:09:14.053 - Hey! What gives? - [HISSES] 00:09:14.221 --> 00:09:17.223 [JACK] If it's to be a girl, she'll have your strong... 00:09:17.390 --> 00:09:19.433 No! No! No! 00:09:19.601 --> 00:09:22.645 You, you, you! You stop where you are! 00:09:22.812 --> 00:09:23.896 [JILL] I don't know, Jack. 00:09:24.064 --> 00:09:26.565 How do I ride and shoot with a baby slung on my back? 00:09:26.733 --> 00:09:30.319 [JACK] They got them backpacks now. The way I see it, Jill... 00:09:30.987 --> 00:09:33.113 Those beans are mine! 00:09:33.281 --> 00:09:35.366 [JACK]... we fall off this flat earth one time. 00:09:35.533 --> 00:09:37.034 What better proof of our love... 00:09:37.202 --> 00:09:38.994 - Me? - [JACK CONTINUING INDISTINCTLY] 00:09:39.871 --> 00:09:41.705 You snap me? 00:09:42.791 --> 00:09:43.832 [MAKES SNAPPING SOUND] 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:45.459 You snap me?! 00:09:48.838 --> 00:09:50.839 [GROWLING] 00:09:51.007 --> 00:09:54.510 [GROWLING, HISSING] 00:09:54.678 --> 00:09:56.845 - [GUN BLAST] - [YOWLS] 00:09:58.265 --> 00:10:00.391 You looking for something? 00:10:00.558 --> 00:10:02.017 [CACKLING] 00:10:04.479 --> 00:10:07.314 Uh, no. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 00:10:07.482 --> 00:10:09.483 No hablo inglﾃｩs. 00:10:09.651 --> 00:10:11.652 - [EXPLOSION] - Whoa, whoa! 00:10:13.822 --> 00:10:16.782 You are going to pay for this! 00:10:16.950 --> 00:10:19.451 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] - [JACK CHUCKLES] 00:10:19.619 --> 00:10:21.036 [GRUNTS, GROWLS] 00:10:21.204 --> 00:10:22.997 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 00:10:24.207 --> 00:10:26.292 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - Huh?! 00:10:35.135 --> 00:10:36.468 Oh! 00:10:46.396 --> 00:10:47.563 [GASPS] 00:10:48.857 --> 00:10:51.191 No! 00:10:51.359 --> 00:10:53.610 [SIGHS] Oh! 00:10:57.282 --> 00:10:58.615 [GASPS] Chupacabra! 00:10:58.783 --> 00:11:00.951 - [PUSS YOWLS] - Chupacabra! Chupacabra! 00:11:01.119 --> 00:11:03.370 - Chupacabra! - You are a crazy woman! 00:11:03.538 --> 00:11:05.539 [GRUNTING] 00:11:11.463 --> 00:11:12.588 - Ha! - [PEOPLE GASP] 00:11:12.756 --> 00:11:14.673 - [PURRS] - [GIGGLES] 00:11:17.719 --> 00:11:19.178 Ha-ha! 00:11:20.388 --> 00:11:21.513 Ow! 00:11:23.892 --> 00:11:25.351 [GROWLS] 00:11:28.938 --> 00:11:31.148 - [CATS YOWLING] - [GLASS SHATTERS] 00:11:34.361 --> 00:11:36.487 [HOWLS] 00:11:40.909 --> 00:11:43.869 [ROMANTIC LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] 00:11:45.121 --> 00:11:46.663 - [MEWING] - [MUSIC STOPS] 00:11:48.375 --> 00:11:49.875 [PURRING] 00:11:50.043 --> 00:11:52.378 [CAT CLEARS THROAT] 00:11:58.009 --> 00:12:00.594 Those magic beans were my score! 00:12:00.762 --> 00:12:03.847 You just cost me a chance at getting the golden eggs, mi amigo. 00:12:04.015 --> 00:12:05.808 Put up your dukes. 00:12:05.975 --> 00:12:09.269 [RHYTHMIC RATTLING] 00:12:10.313 --> 00:12:13.565 [CATS MEOWING] 00:12:13.733 --> 00:12:16.902 [PERCUSSIVE BEAT BEGINS] 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:19.738 [LOW GROWLING] 00:12:19.906 --> 00:12:23.534 [BEAT CONTINUING] 00:12:23.701 --> 00:12:25.327 [RHYTHMIC CLANKING] 00:12:25.495 --> 00:12:28.080 [CATS CHATTERING] 00:12:29.666 --> 00:12:31.166 [BEAT STOPS] 00:12:32.669 --> 00:12:34.211 [BEAT RESUMES] 00:12:36.881 --> 00:12:39.758 Ha! 00:12:41.928 --> 00:12:45.556 - Yah! - [CATS CHEERING] 00:12:46.182 --> 00:12:47.182 Psst! 00:12:50.979 --> 00:12:52.354 Very well. 00:12:52.522 --> 00:12:54.356 If it is to be a dance fight, 00:12:54.524 --> 00:12:57.776 then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight you to the death! 00:12:57.944 --> 00:12:59.528 [PLAYS DRAMATIC RIFF] 00:12:59.696 --> 00:13:02.364 [FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS] 00:13:02.532 --> 00:13:03.699 Ha! 00:13:08.580 --> 00:13:10.831 - Ha! - [CATS CHEERING] 00:13:17.755 --> 00:13:19.006 - [YOWLS] - [GASPS] 00:13:19.174 --> 00:13:22.176 How dare you do the Litter Box at me! 00:13:23.511 --> 00:13:25.137 [PUSS] Hello! 00:13:28.099 --> 00:13:29.558 [SNICKERS] 00:13:30.518 --> 00:13:32.269 Toot-toot! 00:13:32.437 --> 00:13:33.937 Ha! 00:13:35.023 --> 00:13:36.690 Ha-ha! Hmmph! 00:13:43.156 --> 00:13:44.740 ﾂ飭 Hey-aa 笙ｪ. 00:13:48.203 --> 00:13:49.786 Can you feel me? 00:13:49.954 --> 00:13:51.663 [YOWLS] 00:13:53.208 --> 00:13:55.209 - [GRUNTS] - [MUSIC QUICKENS] 00:13:56.878 --> 00:13:58.253 Ha-ha! 00:14:03.718 --> 00:14:04.760 [ALL GASP] 00:14:04.928 --> 00:14:06.428 Yah! 00:14:09.474 --> 00:14:11.558 - [SNARLS] - [GRUNTS] 00:14:14.687 --> 00:14:16.897 [GRUNTING] 00:14:19.234 --> 00:14:20.901 [CATS CHEER] 00:14:41.005 --> 00:14:43.298 [THUNDER CRASHES] 00:14:44.634 --> 00:14:46.593 [GROWLING] 00:14:48.263 --> 00:14:50.347 [YOWLING IN SLOW MOTION] 00:14:51.599 --> 00:14:53.934 Fear me... if you dare. 00:14:55.770 --> 00:14:57.271 [GASPS] 00:15:00.316 --> 00:15:01.608 Ha! 00:15:01.776 --> 00:15:02.456 [CHUCKLES] 00:15:17.792 --> 00:15:20.127 - [GUITAR TWANGS] - [GROANS] 00:15:23.798 --> 00:15:25.007 [CROWD GASPS] 00:15:25.174 --> 00:15:28.135 You hit me in the head with a guitar?! 00:15:28.303 --> 00:15:29.886 [STAMMERING] You are a woman? 00:15:30.054 --> 00:15:32.180 Ohhh! 00:15:32.974 --> 00:15:34.433 Whoa. 00:15:35.852 --> 00:15:38.020 [SCOFFS] Amateur. 00:15:39.147 --> 00:15:42.107 - Wow! - [CATS MEOWING] 00:15:42.275 --> 00:15:43.900 Seﾃｱorita, wait! 00:15:46.154 --> 00:15:50.991 Let me buy you some leche! I am a lover, not a... fighter. 00:15:54.662 --> 00:15:56.246 Hello? 00:15:56.414 --> 00:15:59.291 You are hiding from me? 00:15:59.459 --> 00:16:02.044 I like to play the games, too. 00:16:02.712 --> 00:16:07.257 I sense in you a kindred spirit, a... 00:16:07.425 --> 00:16:10.260 [SNIFFS] Hmm. 00:16:10.428 --> 00:16:13.221 I smell something familiar. 00:16:13.389 --> 00:16:15.641 [SNIFFS DEEPLY] 00:16:15.808 --> 00:16:18.185 Something... dangerous. 00:16:19.395 --> 00:16:20.979 Something... 00:16:21.147 --> 00:16:22.814 ...breakfasty. 00:16:23.900 --> 00:16:26.234 [MALE] It's been a long time, brother. 00:16:30.365 --> 00:16:31.823 Maldito huevo. 00:16:31.991 --> 00:16:33.158 Ha! 00:16:35.578 --> 00:16:39.247 Humpty Alexander Dumpty. 00:16:40.208 --> 00:16:42.292 How dare you show your face to me. 00:16:42.460 --> 00:16:47.839 [SIGHS] I know you're angry. You have every right. 00:16:48.007 --> 00:16:50.092 But it is good to see you, Puss. 00:16:50.259 --> 00:16:52.219 - [PUSS GROWLS] - Are those new boots? 00:16:52.387 --> 00:16:56.890 No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me. 00:16:57.058 --> 00:16:59.643 [STAMMERS] Betrayed you? 00:16:59.811 --> 00:17:01.895 You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, 00:17:02.063 --> 00:17:03.230 surrounded by soldiers! 00:17:03.398 --> 00:17:04.731 They wrote a song about it! 00:17:04.899 --> 00:17:08.068 And how did we get on that bridge in the first place?! 00:17:08.236 --> 00:17:11.113 Because we were brothers, and brothers are supposed to look after each other... 00:17:11.280 --> 00:17:12.447 Humpty! 00:17:14.701 --> 00:17:16.702 Remember why we're here. 00:17:17.870 --> 00:17:19.204 I should have known. 00:17:20.248 --> 00:17:22.457 I had the magic beans in my grasp, 00:17:22.625 --> 00:17:27.462 and you sent this very attractive devil woman to interfere. 00:17:27.630 --> 00:17:29.214 You are a curse on my life! 00:17:29.382 --> 00:17:31.049 Whoa, whoa, wait. Hear me out. OK? 00:17:31.217 --> 00:17:33.760 Yes, yes, I sent Kitty to bring you here. 00:17:33.928 --> 00:17:36.096 But she is no ordinary thief. 00:17:37.807 --> 00:17:39.558 She's Kitty Softpaws. 00:17:39.726 --> 00:17:41.893 The softest touch in Spain. 00:17:42.061 --> 00:17:45.021 That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think? 00:17:48.067 --> 00:17:49.484 [SIGHS] 00:17:49.652 --> 00:17:51.987 Look, with Kitty's skill, your sword and my brain, 00:17:52.155 --> 00:17:53.739 we've got a fighting chance here. 00:17:53.906 --> 00:17:56.742 Puss, come on, you of all people know that nobody's ever ripped off 00:17:56.909 --> 00:17:59.536 the giant's castle and lived to tell the tale. 00:17:59.704 --> 00:18:02.038 You want to survive? You need a plan. 00:18:03.124 --> 00:18:07.502 And I've studied this job my whole life. You know that. 00:18:07.670 --> 00:18:09.796 Let's be honest. 00:18:09.964 --> 00:18:12.444 Without me, you don't even know where to plant the beans, Puss. 00:18:13.551 --> 00:18:15.886 But Jack and Jill do. They're on their way. 00:18:17.305 --> 00:18:22.309 We go up the beanstalk outlaws, and we come down legends. 00:18:24.562 --> 00:18:26.021 So what do you say? 00:18:26.981 --> 00:18:28.315 Partners? 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:33.987 No. Never again. 00:18:35.823 --> 00:18:39.493 I'm sorry, OK? How long are you gonna hold a grudge? 00:18:39.660 --> 00:18:43.997 It's been seven years! That's like 35 cat years. 00:18:44.165 --> 00:18:47.501 You need me! And I need you. 00:18:49.378 --> 00:18:53.632 Puss! You got any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison? 00:18:55.301 --> 00:18:56.718 [BALLAD STOPS] 00:18:57.678 --> 00:19:00.013 I'll tell you this, my friend. 00:19:01.182 --> 00:19:02.557 It ain't over easy. 00:19:02.725 --> 00:19:05.143 Ohhh! 00:19:07.021 --> 00:19:10.690 Adiﾃｳs... Humpty Dumpty. 00:19:13.945 --> 00:19:16.822 [BALLAD RESUMES] 00:19:16.989 --> 00:19:18.865 Oh, this is bad. This is bad. 00:19:19.033 --> 00:19:21.076 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 00:19:21.244 --> 00:19:23.370 I know how to speak meow. 00:19:23.704 --> 00:19:26.248 ...sad story with your twisted lies 00:19:26.415 --> 00:19:29.334 in your greasy shell that smells like old ham! 00:19:29.502 --> 00:19:32.212 I should crack you open for... [GASPS] 00:19:33.047 --> 00:19:35.048 [GROWLS PLAYFULLY] 00:19:35.216 --> 00:19:37.175 [GRUNTING] 00:19:42.014 --> 00:19:44.516 [KITTY CHUCKLING] Look what I found. 00:19:46.310 --> 00:19:48.562 [SING-SONGY] Someone forgot his money. 00:19:48.729 --> 00:19:50.146 [COINS RATTLE] 00:19:51.607 --> 00:19:54.442 Oh, you are dangerous. 00:19:54.610 --> 00:19:57.654 [CHUCKLES] Humpty says you like danger. 00:20:00.908 --> 00:20:04.494 Just think of all the trouble we can get into. 00:20:07.248 --> 00:20:09.749 The two of us together. 00:20:09.917 --> 00:20:13.920 We can steal a lot of golden eggs. 00:20:15.131 --> 00:20:16.131 Hmm? 00:20:17.633 --> 00:20:18.633 [GROANS] 00:20:20.094 --> 00:20:22.470 And... you owe me. 00:20:22.638 --> 00:20:25.557 - I owe you? - Mm-hm. 00:20:25.725 --> 00:20:28.143 You hit me in the head with a guitar. 00:20:28.311 --> 00:20:30.520 I regret the guitar. 00:20:30.688 --> 00:20:32.814 OK, I forgive you. 00:20:32.982 --> 00:20:35.191 So... you're in? 00:20:35.359 --> 00:20:36.985 [CHUCKLING] 00:20:37.153 --> 00:20:41.740 There is one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty problem. 00:20:41.908 --> 00:20:43.658 And what is that? 00:20:43.826 --> 00:20:46.953 You work for the egg! 00:20:47.121 --> 00:20:48.663 Oh, come on, Puss. 00:20:48.831 --> 00:20:52.167 What happened between you and Humpty that was so bad? 00:20:54.462 --> 00:20:57.172 I am afraid with me and Humpty... 00:20:57.340 --> 00:21:00.258 [SIGHS]... the scars are too deep. 00:21:03.429 --> 00:21:04.804 [SIGHS] 00:21:04.972 --> 00:21:07.933 It all started a long time ago. 00:21:08.100 --> 00:21:09.809 Oh, no. You really don't have to tell me 00:21:09.977 --> 00:21:12.896 - your whole life story, please. - You may want to sit. 00:21:14.315 --> 00:21:18.151 It is at times quite... painful. 00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:19.903 OK, here we go. 00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:25.492 It was a year in which the rain had not fallen. 00:21:25.660 --> 00:21:29.287 The wind was big and the basket was small. 00:21:29.997 --> 00:21:31.957 For days, I bounced along... 00:21:32.124 --> 00:21:37.504 ...a hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama, and no litter box. 00:21:37.672 --> 00:21:42.175 Until I came to rest at a home for lost children. 00:21:44.428 --> 00:21:45.595 [MEWS] 00:21:45.763 --> 00:21:48.306 Ohh. [CHUCKLES] 00:21:48.474 --> 00:21:49.933 [CLICKS TONGUE] 00:21:50.101 --> 00:21:54.020 [PUSS] Her name was lmelda. And, like a mother, 00:21:54.188 --> 00:21:57.691 she took me into her heart and raised me as her own. 00:21:57.858 --> 00:21:59.985 [KIDS SHOUTING] 00:22:00.152 --> 00:22:01.444 [IMELDA] Silencio. 00:22:02.446 --> 00:22:03.738 Silencio. 00:22:03.906 --> 00:22:06.116 [PUSS] She was an angel of kindness. 00:22:06.283 --> 00:22:08.159 ISilencio! 00:22:08.327 --> 00:22:10.453 - [SHOUTING STOPS] - [PUSS] Most of the time. 00:22:10.621 --> 00:22:14.207 I'd like to introduce a new boyjoining us. 00:22:14.375 --> 00:22:18.044 It's OK, pequeﾃｱo. You show with the face. 00:22:21.966 --> 00:22:23.299 Go on. 00:22:26.137 --> 00:22:27.262 [MEWS] 00:22:28.931 --> 00:22:32.308 [PUSS] And that was the moment I met... 00:22:32.476 --> 00:22:34.310 Humpty Alexander Dumpty. 00:22:35.146 --> 00:22:36.479 [BOY] Hey, whiskers! 00:22:36.647 --> 00:22:38.732 You're sitting in Little Boy Blue's chair. 00:22:38.899 --> 00:22:41.401 - [SQUEAKS] - Oh, come on. Is this necessary? 00:22:41.569 --> 00:22:43.653 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 00:22:43.821 --> 00:22:45.613 Who asked you, Breakfast? 00:22:45.781 --> 00:22:47.240 Remember what lmelda says, Boy Blue: 00:22:47.408 --> 00:22:50.535 If you're going to blow your top, you blow your horn instead, right? 00:22:50.703 --> 00:22:52.495 - Let's spin him. - [SHRIEKS] 00:22:52.663 --> 00:22:54.330 Please don't spin me. Do not spin me! 00:22:54.498 --> 00:22:56.958 Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk! 00:22:57.126 --> 00:23:00.670 [PUSS] Even though he took my beans, the egg stood up for me, 00:23:00.838 --> 00:23:02.964 - and I decided then... - [GRUNTS] 00:23:03.132 --> 00:23:05.341 ...that I would always have his back. 00:23:06.052 --> 00:23:07.218 [GRUNTS] 00:23:09.055 --> 00:23:10.055 [HISSES] 00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:13.850 Wow! 00:23:14.018 --> 00:23:16.186 That was very impressive. Thanks! 00:23:16.353 --> 00:23:18.480 - [HORN BLOWING] - [GIRL] Hey, egg boy! 00:23:18.647 --> 00:23:20.732 [GIRL CLUCKS] 00:23:20.900 --> 00:23:23.735 [PUSS] There was something about this strange little egg 00:23:23.903 --> 00:23:25.862 that intrigued me. 00:23:41.545 --> 00:23:44.923 [SHRIEKS] Oh... it's you. 00:23:45.091 --> 00:23:46.531 I've been collecting for months now. 00:23:46.550 --> 00:23:49.110 You never know when you're gonna get lucky. You know what I mean? 00:23:50.554 --> 00:23:53.306 [WHISPERING] Magic beans... is what they are. 00:23:54.892 --> 00:23:57.393 Hello? You gonna tell all the other kids 00:23:57.561 --> 00:24:00.146 that I believe in magic now? Is that what you're gonna do? 00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.359 No? What's your name? 00:24:04.860 --> 00:24:07.821 - [MEWS] - You don't say much, do you? 00:24:07.988 --> 00:24:10.365 I think I'll call you Sparky. 00:24:11.325 --> 00:24:12.659 Whiskers? 00:24:12.827 --> 00:24:14.035 Zoltar! 00:24:15.996 --> 00:24:18.748 How about Puss? 00:24:18.916 --> 00:24:22.627 [PUSS] Humpty's mind was full of imagination and invention. 00:24:22.795 --> 00:24:24.435 [HUMPTY] what is that, 50 feet down there? 00:24:24.588 --> 00:24:29.050 Here we go. Give me a... [YELLING] Puss! 00:24:29.218 --> 00:24:33.346 - [GASPS] - Look at me, Puss! I'm flying! 00:24:33.514 --> 00:24:36.057 [LAUGHS, GRUNTS] 00:24:36.225 --> 00:24:40.353 [PUSS] He spoke of legends and adventures beyond my wildest dreams. 00:24:40.521 --> 00:24:43.606 Oh, when I find those magic beans, they'll grow a vine 00:24:43.774 --> 00:24:45.942 straight up into the clouds, 00:24:46.110 --> 00:24:50.405 where a terrible and a fearsome giant hoards his greatest treasure... 00:24:51.198 --> 00:24:53.199 ...the Golden Goose. 00:24:53.367 --> 00:24:55.577 Oh, the Golden Goose. Just one. 00:24:55.744 --> 00:25:00.707 Just one of her golden eggs... could set me for life. 00:25:01.500 --> 00:25:03.293 It's my destiny, Puss. 00:25:03.460 --> 00:25:08.923 I can't really explain it, but I just feel like I belong up there. 00:25:09.091 --> 00:25:12.135 [SIGHS] 00:25:13.262 --> 00:25:15.597 Oh, boy. This is awkward. 00:25:15.764 --> 00:25:19.434 This is kind of a solo dream here. 00:25:19.602 --> 00:25:22.687 I don't need any dead weight, you know, holding me down. 00:25:22.855 --> 00:25:24.480 [PURRING] 00:25:24.648 --> 00:25:27.775 What are you doing? Oh, man, that's good. 00:25:27.943 --> 00:25:31.571 The eye thing that you're doing, that is really splendid. 00:25:31.739 --> 00:25:34.741 OK, let me just think for a second. All right... OK. 00:25:34.909 --> 00:25:38.203 Uh... This is crazy, but... 00:25:38.370 --> 00:25:41.539 ...I am considering a partnership. 00:25:43.167 --> 00:25:45.043 I just need to know one thing. 00:25:45.961 --> 00:25:47.378 Can you commit? 00:25:47.963 --> 00:25:49.797 Sﾃｭ... I can commit. 00:25:49.965 --> 00:25:53.259 Oh, you can talk! Could you help me up? 00:25:53.427 --> 00:25:55.637 [GRUNTING] 00:25:55.804 --> 00:25:56.971 OK... 00:25:58.849 --> 00:26:00.266 [HUMPTY] First rule of Bean Club... 00:26:01.644 --> 00:26:04.729 ...you do not talk about Bean Club. 00:26:04.897 --> 00:26:06.731 Second rule of Bean Club... 00:26:06.899 --> 00:26:10.944 ...is you don't talk about Bean Club. You ready? 00:26:11.111 --> 00:26:12.237 Ready. 00:26:13.030 --> 00:26:15.406 From this day forth, it shall be known... 00:26:16.075 --> 00:26:18.952 Never alone, always together... 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:20.578 Humpty and Puss... 00:26:20.746 --> 00:26:22.247 [BOTH] Brothers forever. 00:26:23.165 --> 00:26:26.751 [PUSS] And from that moment on, we were united on a great adventure 00:26:26.919 --> 00:26:29.003 to find the magic beans. 00:26:29.171 --> 00:26:30.213 Help me up. 00:26:30.965 --> 00:26:32.006 Egg me. 00:26:32.174 --> 00:26:33.800 [PUSS] Humpty was the brains... 00:26:33.968 --> 00:26:36.844 - [SCREAMS] Good gracious! - I never saw him! 00:26:37.012 --> 00:26:39.722 - [HUMPTY] That really hurt! - [PUSS]... and I was the skill. 00:26:40.766 --> 00:26:42.058 [HUMPTY] I'm cracked! 00:26:43.894 --> 00:26:45.728 We got red beans, green beans, 00:26:45.896 --> 00:26:49.065 coffee beans, lima beans... but no magic beans. 00:26:50.484 --> 00:26:53.903 - Would you care for a jelly bean? - Oh, thank you. 00:26:54.071 --> 00:26:56.531 [PUSS] Finding them meant everything to us. 00:26:57.157 --> 00:27:00.076 [HUMPTY] Oh, I almost forgot the most important thing. 00:27:00.244 --> 00:27:01.911 That's me and you, Puss. 00:27:03.414 --> 00:27:04.914 Me and you. 00:27:05.082 --> 00:27:07.583 [PUSS] But we never did find them. 00:27:07.751 --> 00:27:11.004 And, as years passed, the quest for magic beans 00:27:11.171 --> 00:27:15.466 seemed more and more like the dreams of a child. 00:27:15.634 --> 00:27:16.676 Aw! 00:27:16.844 --> 00:27:20.847 [PUSS] As teenagers, Humpty and I looked for trouble... 00:27:21.015 --> 00:27:22.849 ...and often found it. 00:27:23.017 --> 00:27:27.186 Third time this month, lmelda. Next time is jail time. 00:27:27.354 --> 00:27:29.564 They're just kids. [CHUCKLES] 00:27:29.732 --> 00:27:32.233 They are thieves. 00:27:32.401 --> 00:27:34.444 [IMELDA CLEARS THROAT] 00:27:36.280 --> 00:27:39.198 You are better than this. 00:27:39.366 --> 00:27:42.535 I believe in you with all my heart. 00:27:42.703 --> 00:27:46.331 Please do not let me down. 00:27:46.498 --> 00:27:48.082 I hate this place. 00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:50.793 I cannot wait for us to get out of here. 00:27:52.379 --> 00:27:54.589 Throw a rock. It'll make you feel better. 00:27:56.008 --> 00:27:57.300 - [BELLOWS] - [CROWD GASPS] 00:27:57.468 --> 00:27:58.634 Oh, boy. We should go. 00:28:01.138 --> 00:28:03.181 [PUSS] On instinct, I reacted. 00:28:03.349 --> 00:28:04.349 Ha! 00:28:05.100 --> 00:28:06.142 [GRUNTS] 00:28:06.310 --> 00:28:07.977 - [BULL SNORTS] - Aah! 00:28:09.855 --> 00:28:12.357 [BELLOWS IN SLOW MOTION] 00:28:17.029 --> 00:28:21.199 He saved the Comandante's mother! 00:28:21.367 --> 00:28:23.785 [MOOS] 00:28:26.914 --> 00:28:29.665 You saved my mother. 00:28:29.833 --> 00:28:32.668 Seﾃｱor Puss... he is a hero! 00:28:32.836 --> 00:28:34.670 [CHEERING] 00:28:34.838 --> 00:28:39.175 Today we see that courage and bravery 00:28:39.343 --> 00:28:41.219 come in all sizes! 00:28:41.387 --> 00:28:45.807 [PUSS] Little did I know that one moment would change my whole life. 00:28:45.974 --> 00:28:48.601 These are for you, my boy. 00:28:48.769 --> 00:28:53.606 Wear them as a symbol of honor... and justice. 00:28:53.774 --> 00:28:57.527 I will make you proud, Mama. 00:28:57.694 --> 00:29:02.698 You already have, my Puss In Boots. 00:29:05.035 --> 00:29:08.287 [PUSS] How strange it was to give a cat boots... 00:29:08.455 --> 00:29:11.624 ...but, whoa... I looked good! 00:29:11.792 --> 00:29:15.294 And as the light of my path grew brighter... 00:29:15.462 --> 00:29:19.132 ...Humpty's road grew ever darker. 00:29:20.509 --> 00:29:22.260 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 00:29:25.556 --> 00:29:27.306 Gracias, Comandante. 00:29:27.474 --> 00:29:29.851 Be careful of the company you keep. 00:29:30.436 --> 00:29:31.769 [SPITS] 00:29:31.937 --> 00:29:35.064 I know! I know, I never should've tried something without you. 00:29:35.232 --> 00:29:37.358 You're not stealing lollipops anymore, Humpty. 00:29:37.526 --> 00:29:38.734 This is getting serious. 00:29:38.902 --> 00:29:41.279 You're right! We have to be smarter about this. 00:29:41.447 --> 00:29:43.656 Here, look. We need to think bigger. 00:29:43.824 --> 00:29:46.576 I've been casing the silversmith and it's perfect. 00:29:46.743 --> 00:29:49.203 You and me, in and out, 50 seconds tops. 00:29:49.371 --> 00:29:51.998 Will you put that away! This is our home. 00:29:52.166 --> 00:29:54.792 These people have done nothing to us. 00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:58.421 Our home? OK, yeah, I get it now. 00:29:58.589 --> 00:30:02.008 You get some fancy boots and now you're too good for me? 00:30:02.176 --> 00:30:03.551 That is not true. 00:30:03.719 --> 00:30:05.803 We weren't born here. We're orphans! 00:30:05.971 --> 00:30:07.763 All we got is each other, you understand? 00:30:07.931 --> 00:30:09.557 We are better than this. 00:30:10.976 --> 00:30:12.477 But we're partners. 00:30:12.644 --> 00:30:14.687 We are brothers. 00:30:15.689 --> 00:30:18.149 But I am not stealing anymore. 00:30:20.694 --> 00:30:23.154 [PUSS] But Humpty would not give up so easily. 00:30:23.322 --> 00:30:25.281 - [YOWLS] - [HUMPTY] I'm in trouble, Puss! 00:30:25.449 --> 00:30:27.658 It's Boy Blue and his gang. I owe them some money. 00:30:27.826 --> 00:30:29.952 They're coming for me. Just get me over this wall. 00:30:30.120 --> 00:30:33.915 I gotta go. Help me up the wall. Get me up the wall. Hurry! Hurry! 00:30:42.674 --> 00:30:45.510 [DISTANT WHISTLE BLOWING] 00:30:45.677 --> 00:30:47.970 OK, I've got everything. We did it. Come on, let's go! 00:30:48.138 --> 00:30:49.639 How could you do this to me?! 00:30:49.806 --> 00:30:52.266 I did you a favor! We can finally get out of here! 00:30:52.434 --> 00:30:55.061 This is the money of the people! This is all they have! 00:30:55.229 --> 00:30:56.729 - [PUSS YOWLS] - [GROANS] 00:30:58.982 --> 00:31:01.651 [GASPS] You disgrace those boots! 00:31:01.818 --> 00:31:03.694 Comandante, please, I can explain! 00:31:03.862 --> 00:31:04.946 Arrest them! 00:31:05.113 --> 00:31:07.615 - Hiyah! - [WHINNIES] 00:31:09.243 --> 00:31:11.369 [HUMPTY] Hurry up! Get to the bridge! 00:31:11.537 --> 00:31:14.413 - You tricked me! - I had to! You left me no choice! 00:31:14.581 --> 00:31:16.499 [HORSE WHINNIES] 00:31:18.085 --> 00:31:19.460 [MEN SHOUTING] 00:31:22.589 --> 00:31:24.757 - [GASPS] - Mama... 00:31:24.925 --> 00:31:26.759 Pequeﾃｱo. 00:31:27.553 --> 00:31:28.594 Oh! Watch out! 00:31:32.766 --> 00:31:34.475 Oh! Oof! 00:31:45.028 --> 00:31:48.698 - Oh, no. - [HUMPTY] Puss. I can't get up. 00:31:48.865 --> 00:31:50.992 Puss! Help me. I can't get up! 00:31:51.159 --> 00:31:52.577 Freeze! 00:31:53.328 --> 00:31:55.079 Puss, save me! 00:31:56.123 --> 00:31:57.206 Save yourself. 00:31:58.417 --> 00:31:59.584 [GUARD] we got you. 00:32:14.516 --> 00:32:18.185 [PUSS] I lost everything I cared about that day. 00:32:19.187 --> 00:32:21.022 My brother. 00:32:21.189 --> 00:32:22.690 My honor. 00:32:22.858 --> 00:32:24.358 My home. 00:32:25.861 --> 00:32:30.448 All I thought about was the disappointment in my mama's eyes. 00:32:31.867 --> 00:32:34.368 And I have been running ever since. 00:32:38.540 --> 00:32:41.375 The egg betrayed me. 00:32:41.543 --> 00:32:46.422 - His lies cost me everything. - [SNORING] 00:32:47.424 --> 00:32:49.717 - Hey! - [SNORTS] I'm awake! 00:32:49.885 --> 00:32:52.011 [HUMPTY] You think I don't want to fix the past? 00:32:55.515 --> 00:32:57.016 I can't get down. 00:32:57.184 --> 00:32:58.726 [SIGHS] 00:33:00.020 --> 00:33:02.313 [GRUNTS] 00:33:06.109 --> 00:33:10.029 Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by 00:33:10.197 --> 00:33:12.323 when I don't think about what I lost. 00:33:14.534 --> 00:33:17.036 I lost my best friend. 00:33:17.204 --> 00:33:20.206 My only friend. And I get it now. 00:33:20.374 --> 00:33:22.583 I got greedy and desperate and I let you down. 00:33:22.751 --> 00:33:24.794 I let myself down. 00:33:24.961 --> 00:33:27.463 All I'm asking for, Puss, is a second chance. 00:33:27.631 --> 00:33:31.592 Give me that second chance and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo. 00:33:31.760 --> 00:33:34.679 [SIGHS] Please, Puss. 00:33:34.846 --> 00:33:37.723 Let me show you what our friendship meant to me. 00:33:38.850 --> 00:33:41.143 [SIGHS] 00:33:42.479 --> 00:33:45.272 - I will do it. - Oh, that's great. 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:50.444 I will do this for my mother and for San Ricardo... not for you. 00:33:50.612 --> 00:33:53.989 We are not partners and we are not friends. 00:33:55.409 --> 00:34:00.621 OK. I promise this time, I will not let you down. 00:34:01.415 --> 00:34:03.666 Yes! [LAUGHS] 00:34:03.834 --> 00:34:06.293 I think we got our Bean Club back. 00:34:08.004 --> 00:34:09.547 [GRUNTS] 00:34:15.595 --> 00:34:17.722 [SQUEALING] 00:34:26.148 --> 00:34:27.648 Humpty's plan better work. 00:34:27.816 --> 00:34:30.651 Listen, you just need to worry about your part. 00:34:30.819 --> 00:34:32.820 Don't screw it up. 00:34:32.988 --> 00:34:35.322 - What? - Again with the mask? 00:34:35.490 --> 00:34:38.284 I don't need style advice from Mr. Dusty Boots. 00:34:38.452 --> 00:34:39.452 Huh?! 00:34:46.543 --> 00:34:48.335 Come on, Puss. Now! 00:34:51.506 --> 00:34:52.506 [BOTH GRUNTING] 00:34:52.674 --> 00:34:55.217 Our biological clocks are ticking, darling. 00:34:55.385 --> 00:34:56.746 You gotta look at the big picture. 00:34:56.887 --> 00:34:58.971 - What's your problem? - Huh? 00:34:59.139 --> 00:35:03.017 Listen. I put a lot of work into my body. I look good, and I am not 00:35:03.185 --> 00:35:04.705 - just gonna throw that away. - [GASPS] 00:35:07.522 --> 00:35:09.648 - [WHISPERS] Hey, hey, hey. - What? 00:35:09.816 --> 00:35:11.150 - [JILL] we're gonna start small. - Look. 00:35:11.318 --> 00:35:13.402 [JILL] Let's just pretend you have a baby. 00:35:14.905 --> 00:35:17.698 Excellent. [CHUCKLES] 00:35:20.535 --> 00:35:23.078 [JILL] I don't have time to be at home with no diapers and baby socks. 00:35:23.246 --> 00:35:25.915 You don't have to, Jill. I'll be the stay-at-home dad. 00:35:26.082 --> 00:35:28.542 We got ten hungry piggies, there in the back. 00:35:28.710 --> 00:35:31.504 You can practice on them. Just pull over, feed them. 00:35:31.671 --> 00:35:33.589 - [JACK] Little Hamhock's my favorite. - You've got to hurry up. 00:35:33.757 --> 00:35:35.397 - Shh! - [JACK] He's a cute little bugger. 00:35:35.509 --> 00:35:37.551 Why are you not using your claws? 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:39.678 Would you please just shut up! I'm on it! 00:35:39.846 --> 00:35:42.306 - Just use your claws! - Be quiet. 00:35:42.474 --> 00:35:44.975 - Your claws! - I don't have any claws, all right?! 00:35:45.143 --> 00:35:47.144 - [SNORTING] - [JILL] was that Hamhock? 00:35:47.312 --> 00:35:48.562 - [KITTY GASPS] - [SNORTING] 00:35:48.730 --> 00:35:50.356 Shh. Shh. Shh. 00:35:53.318 --> 00:35:56.362 There, there. Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy. 00:35:56.530 --> 00:35:58.405 [SQUEALS HAPPILY] 00:35:58.573 --> 00:36:01.214 [JILL] Remember when we had to pretend we had that monkey one time? 00:36:01.243 --> 00:36:03.035 - You babysit. - [GROANS] 00:36:03.203 --> 00:36:05.788 - Soft paws. - [JACK] when did we have a monkey? 00:36:05.956 --> 00:36:07.581 - [JILL CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] - [SIGHS] 00:36:08.875 --> 00:36:10.751 - Well? - [JILL]... what happened last time... 00:36:10.919 --> 00:36:13.921 - You sat on it, Jack. - Hello, beans of legend. 00:36:14.923 --> 00:36:16.882 - Let's go. - [SQUEALING LOUDLY] 00:36:18.552 --> 00:36:20.135 [GROANS] 00:36:21.137 --> 00:36:23.389 [METALLIC CLICKING] 00:36:24.975 --> 00:36:28.519 Well, well, well. Look what we have here, Jill. 00:36:28.687 --> 00:36:31.230 You messed with our baby. 00:36:31.398 --> 00:36:32.773 [GROWLING] 00:36:32.941 --> 00:36:36.193 And you took my beans. [CACKLES] 00:36:37.153 --> 00:36:38.362 - Sausage bomb! - [SQUEALING] 00:36:38.530 --> 00:36:40.489 - [YOWLING] - [JACK] whoa! 00:36:44.578 --> 00:36:47.037 [JILL] You're gonna pay for this! Soul-sucking cats! 00:36:47.205 --> 00:36:49.206 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 00:36:49.374 --> 00:36:50.457 Signal the egg! 00:36:51.835 --> 00:36:54.003 - Yes! - [WHIP CRACKS] 00:36:57.966 --> 00:36:59.592 - OK. - Ready. 00:36:59.759 --> 00:37:01.302 - Set. - Go! 00:37:02.387 --> 00:37:03.429 Ow! 00:37:04.389 --> 00:37:06.515 [JILL CACKLING] 00:37:07.309 --> 00:37:08.767 [GROANS] 00:37:13.690 --> 00:37:15.024 [SQUEALING] 00:37:15.191 --> 00:37:16.942 [GRUNTS] 00:37:17.110 --> 00:37:19.361 - [JILL SNARLING] - Oh, my God! 00:37:21.448 --> 00:37:24.033 - [SNARLING] - [GASPS] 00:37:26.870 --> 00:37:27.953 Whoa! 00:37:30.790 --> 00:37:32.041 [GROANS] 00:37:32.208 --> 00:37:33.792 [GRUNTING] 00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:35.127 [SIGHS] Ah! 00:37:35.295 --> 00:37:37.004 [JILL CHUCKLES] 00:37:37.172 --> 00:37:40.007 All right, cat. Give me them beans. 00:37:40.175 --> 00:37:41.508 [YELLS, WHIMPERS] 00:37:41.676 --> 00:37:44.428 Is it true a cat always lands on it's feet? 00:37:44.596 --> 00:37:47.348 No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs! 00:37:48.058 --> 00:37:49.642 Well, let's find out. 00:37:49.809 --> 00:37:51.018 Hiyah! 00:37:51.186 --> 00:37:52.978 - [JILL SHRIEKS] - Hiyah! 00:37:57.317 --> 00:37:58.984 See? I told you I wouldn't let you down! 00:37:59.152 --> 00:38:02.196 - [GUN BLAST] - You think this is over? Ha! 00:38:04.616 --> 00:38:05.449 [GASPS] 00:38:06.576 --> 00:38:09.370 - [WHINNIES] - Hey, that was close! 00:38:09.537 --> 00:38:10.829 [CACKLES] 00:38:15.502 --> 00:38:16.543 Hiyah! 00:38:19.798 --> 00:38:20.881 Now! 00:38:21.967 --> 00:38:23.717 [HUMPTY SCREAMS] 00:38:23.885 --> 00:38:27.346 We just got to make it to that bridge! Hang on! 00:38:28.765 --> 00:38:31.266 - Humpty! There is no bridge! - Trust me. 00:38:31.935 --> 00:38:32.768 [SQUEALING] 00:38:35.939 --> 00:38:37.648 - [YELLING] - [SQUEALING] 00:38:37.816 --> 00:38:39.566 [BOTH] Humpty! 00:38:39.734 --> 00:38:42.444 [SCREAMING] 00:38:42.612 --> 00:38:43.529 [BOTH GASP] 00:38:43.697 --> 00:38:47.658 - We're going to die! - [WHINNIES] 00:38:50.662 --> 00:38:52.454 [SHOUTS ECHOING] 00:38:58.837 --> 00:39:02.256 - I hate cats. - This is war! 00:39:05.468 --> 00:39:08.345 [CHEERING, LAUGHTER ECHOING] 00:39:09.389 --> 00:39:10.806 [LAUGHTER] 00:39:10.974 --> 00:39:12.641 Giant's castle... 00:39:13.309 --> 00:39:14.810 ...here we come. 00:39:17.605 --> 00:39:19.815 [PUSS SIGHS] I must hand it to the egg. 00:39:19.983 --> 00:39:22.776 This was a team effort. Humpty still has his claws... 00:39:22.944 --> 00:39:26.113 I mean, flaws. That was what I meant, not claws. 00:39:26.281 --> 00:39:28.282 He's not a cat. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 00:39:28.450 --> 00:39:31.326 - Not to say there's anything wrong... - I don't want to talk about it. 00:39:31.494 --> 00:39:32.870 Got it. 00:39:33.038 --> 00:39:35.914 [MUTTERING] OK, we should be close! 00:39:37.125 --> 00:39:39.209 Keep your eyes out for any strange cloud activity! 00:39:40.503 --> 00:39:43.088 I am called Kitty Softpaws because I'll steal you blind 00:39:43.256 --> 00:39:45.549 and you'll never even know I was there. 00:39:46.342 --> 00:39:47.718 [GASPS] 00:39:48.928 --> 00:39:50.345 [GROANS] 00:39:51.806 --> 00:39:52.890 Kitty? 00:39:54.309 --> 00:39:56.185 You are not as good as they say. 00:39:58.063 --> 00:40:00.189 You're better. 00:40:03.318 --> 00:40:05.819 I will respect your privacy. 00:40:09.449 --> 00:40:12.951 [KITTY SIGHS] OK. I'll tell you. 00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:15.746 I was just a stray... 00:40:15.914 --> 00:40:18.582 ...but I had beautiful claws. 00:40:19.959 --> 00:40:23.629 One day, a really nice couple took me in. 00:40:23.797 --> 00:40:26.131 Gave me milk every morning. 00:40:26.299 --> 00:40:27.633 Loved me. 00:40:29.469 --> 00:40:34.473 Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. 00:40:34.641 --> 00:40:36.975 I don't know why they did it. 00:40:37.685 --> 00:40:39.686 But they took my claws. 00:40:41.356 --> 00:40:45.400 - Cat people are crazy. - [CHUCKLES] 00:40:45.568 --> 00:40:47.319 Stop the coach! I think this is it! 00:40:53.326 --> 00:40:57.371 [SHRIEKS] Ooh! Whoo! 00:40:57.539 --> 00:40:59.331 [MUTTERING] 00:41:04.879 --> 00:41:07.047 [PANTING] 00:41:08.091 --> 00:41:09.633 Can you believe this, Puss? 00:41:09.801 --> 00:41:12.553 After all these years! 00:41:14.055 --> 00:41:17.224 Here. I want you to plant them. 00:41:23.106 --> 00:41:25.315 That... is a strange cloud. 00:41:25.483 --> 00:41:26.942 [GASPS] 00:41:28.361 --> 00:41:31.822 [HUMPTY] whoa! OK! This is it! It's happening, hurry! 00:41:34.576 --> 00:41:36.034 This way! 00:41:36.202 --> 00:41:38.287 Good, good. Come on, come on, come on. 00:41:38.454 --> 00:41:40.706 Twenty-three divided by cloud depth. 00:41:40.874 --> 00:41:42.541 Hole! Right here. 00:41:45.545 --> 00:41:47.087 Now place the beans. 00:41:48.339 --> 00:41:51.091 [GASPS] Place the beans carefully, please. 00:41:51.259 --> 00:41:54.428 Not on top of each other. The magic is very delicate. 00:41:54.596 --> 00:41:58.557 OK, good. Very good. Now just stand back. 00:42:05.481 --> 00:42:08.275 [WIND HOWLING] 00:42:09.402 --> 00:42:10.611 [GASPS] 00:42:15.617 --> 00:42:17.576 [PUSS GRUNTING] 00:42:21.456 --> 00:42:22.539 [GRUNTS] 00:42:23.583 --> 00:42:25.709 [BOOMING] 00:42:28.796 --> 00:42:31.381 [WHOOSHING] 00:42:31.549 --> 00:42:33.175 Whoa! [SHRIEKS] 00:42:41.976 --> 00:42:43.227 What's happening here? 00:42:43.394 --> 00:42:45.187 Maybe the magic rubbed off in your pocket? 00:42:45.355 --> 00:42:48.565 - That's impossible. - OK, OK. Let's not panic. 00:42:48.733 --> 00:42:50.813 You know, I read somewhere that plants have feelings. 00:42:50.944 --> 00:42:54.655 So, come on... say something nice to it. 00:42:54.822 --> 00:42:55.906 OK. 00:42:56.950 --> 00:42:58.575 Let me just think for a second. 00:42:59.410 --> 00:43:00.410 Hi, little plant. 00:43:00.578 --> 00:43:01.578 [YELPS] 00:43:03.498 --> 00:43:05.916 [STALK CREAKING] 00:43:08.169 --> 00:43:09.503 Whoa! 00:43:13.383 --> 00:43:15.968 [SCREAMING] 00:43:16.135 --> 00:43:17.844 [GRUNTS, GASPS] 00:43:23.893 --> 00:43:25.227 [SHOUTS, GRUNTS] 00:43:27.438 --> 00:43:28.438 Yow! 00:43:28.606 --> 00:43:29.606 Oh! 00:43:30.525 --> 00:43:32.818 [GRUNTS, CHUCKLES] 00:43:35.655 --> 00:43:36.822 [GRUNTS] 00:43:38.074 --> 00:43:40.659 - [THUNDER BOOMS] - [GROANS] 00:44:19.032 --> 00:44:20.615 [GASPS] 00:44:21.534 --> 00:44:23.702 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Uh, guys? Whoa! 00:44:23.870 --> 00:44:25.704 [BOTH IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICES] Humpty! 00:44:25.872 --> 00:44:28.874 - I do not see him. Do you see him? - I don't see him anywhere. 00:44:29.042 --> 00:44:31.251 You sound weird. 00:44:31.419 --> 00:44:34.379 Ah! It's the thin air! 00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:39.176 Come on in! It feels great! 00:44:40.470 --> 00:44:42.679 [CHEERING] 00:44:45.641 --> 00:44:48.518 - The cloud, it tickles my nose. - [HUMPTY] Hoo-hoo! 00:44:48.686 --> 00:44:52.189 That's because they effervesce! Who knew? Ho-ho! 00:44:52.357 --> 00:44:57.486 [CHUCKLES] 00:44:58.237 --> 00:44:59.237 Come on. 00:44:59.405 --> 00:45:01.365 [PLAYFUL SHOUTING] 00:45:06.120 --> 00:45:07.621 [GROWLS PLAYFULLY] 00:45:14.379 --> 00:45:15.379 [GASPS] 00:45:17.173 --> 00:45:18.340 Gotcha! 00:45:19.258 --> 00:45:20.384 [YOWLS PLAYFULLY] 00:45:20.551 --> 00:45:22.302 [LAUGHING] 00:45:22.470 --> 00:45:24.471 - Meow. - [CHUCKLES] 00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:27.641 Hey, Puss. What do you think? Do I shave? 00:45:27.809 --> 00:45:28.809 [CHUCKLES] 00:45:28.976 --> 00:45:30.602 Let me show you something. 00:45:37.568 --> 00:45:40.028 Somewhere down there, there are two little kids, 00:45:40.196 --> 00:45:42.322 I don't know, maybe orphans, 00:45:42.490 --> 00:45:45.409 and they're laying on a hill, staring at the clouds, 00:45:45.576 --> 00:45:47.327 dreaming about the future. 00:45:48.329 --> 00:45:50.163 That was me and you, Puss. 00:45:50.832 --> 00:45:52.833 Me and you. 00:45:54.669 --> 00:45:55.961 [KITTY] Boys! 00:45:56.129 --> 00:45:59.089 You might want to take a look at this. 00:46:02.718 --> 00:46:05.303 [HUMPTY] The giant's castle. 00:46:06.097 --> 00:46:08.014 [GASPS, CHUCKLES] 00:46:08.224 --> 00:46:10.559 OK, time to suit up. 00:46:10.726 --> 00:46:11.768 Humpty! 00:46:11.936 --> 00:46:14.104 [HUMPTY] I'll fit right in with the golden eggs. 00:46:14.272 --> 00:46:15.355 [GROANS] 00:46:18.109 --> 00:46:19.818 Brilliant or what, huh? 00:46:19.986 --> 00:46:23.530 Humpty, you're not wearing underwear! 00:46:23.698 --> 00:46:26.199 What? Are you embarrassed? 00:46:26.367 --> 00:46:27.617 I'm not. 00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:32.372 [CHUCKLES] Puss, remember when everyone was laughing at Bean Club? 00:46:32.540 --> 00:46:35.542 [PUSS] And who is laughing now? Ha-ha! We are! 00:46:46.387 --> 00:46:48.221 Wow! 00:46:50.391 --> 00:46:51.391 [CLOUD THUNKS] 00:47:00.568 --> 00:47:03.570 [HUMPTY IN NORMAL VOICE] That is our target. 00:47:03.738 --> 00:47:06.058 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, you don't sound like an elf anymore. 00:47:06.073 --> 00:47:07.782 It's because the air pressure in here is normal. 00:47:07.950 --> 00:47:08.950 Let's go. 00:47:12.997 --> 00:47:16.625 So here is the plan: You two get the golden eggs, I will fight the giant. 00:47:16.792 --> 00:47:19.544 There's no giant to fight. The giant's been dead for years. 00:47:19.712 --> 00:47:21.963 - What?! - You didn't do the reading, did you? 00:47:22.131 --> 00:47:25.592 Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14, "Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap." 00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:28.512 - Ahh! Ankle burn. - [MONSTROUS ROAR] 00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:30.347 - [YELPS] - [PUSS GRUNTS] 00:47:30.515 --> 00:47:33.350 - Wha... what was that? - They call it the Great Terror. 00:47:33.518 --> 00:47:35.936 It's the monster that guards the Golden Goose. 00:47:36.103 --> 00:47:38.605 Legend has it that if you look at it, you'll turn to stone. 00:47:38.773 --> 00:47:42.317 But nobody really knows because nobody's walked away from it alive. 00:47:42.485 --> 00:47:44.402 [WHISPERS] Follow me and keep quiet. 00:47:44.570 --> 00:47:46.863 [HUMPTY'S SUIT SQUEAKING] 00:47:51.661 --> 00:47:54.329 - [PANTING] - [SUIT SQUEAKING] 00:47:54.497 --> 00:47:55.747 Shh! Humpty! 00:47:55.915 --> 00:47:58.833 I can't help it. Everything's rubbing and pinching! 00:47:59.001 --> 00:48:00.544 I need powder! 00:48:04.298 --> 00:48:05.465 [GASPS] 00:48:08.344 --> 00:48:10.929 - [DISTANT SHATTERING] - [MONSTROUS ROAR] 00:48:11.097 --> 00:48:12.639 [HUMPTY SHRIEKS] 00:48:12.807 --> 00:48:15.642 [THUDDING FOOTSTEPS] 00:48:16.936 --> 00:48:18.311 How are we gonna get across? 00:48:18.479 --> 00:48:20.480 - [CLINKING] - Champagne. 00:48:24.026 --> 00:48:25.318 Cheers! 00:48:27.530 --> 00:48:30.657 [SCREAMING] 00:48:32.827 --> 00:48:35.078 [ROARING] 00:48:37.164 --> 00:48:38.915 Do not worry. I will protect you. 00:48:39.083 --> 00:48:41.751 - [RUMBLING] - [GASPS] 00:48:41.919 --> 00:48:43.086 What are you gonna do? 00:48:43.254 --> 00:48:45.088 Hit it in the head with a guitar? 00:48:45.256 --> 00:48:48.300 Please. Stop bringing up the guitar. 00:48:56.183 --> 00:48:58.560 [GROANS] 00:49:00.896 --> 00:49:02.939 [SHRIEKING] 00:49:04.859 --> 00:49:06.651 [WHIMPERING] 00:49:06.819 --> 00:49:09.195 Catch me! [YELLS] 00:49:10.364 --> 00:49:11.615 - [ROARS] - Hurry! 00:49:12.992 --> 00:49:14.367 Hide! 00:49:15.620 --> 00:49:16.870 [HUMPTY] Don't look at it! 00:49:17.038 --> 00:49:22.375 - [BELLOWING BREATHS] - [HUMPTY GASPING, MUTTERING] 00:49:22.543 --> 00:49:25.128 - Shh! Humpty! Be quiet! - I'm hyperventilating! 00:49:25.296 --> 00:49:28.882 [MUFFLED] I said I couldn't breathe and then you zipped the thing over my mouth! 00:49:29.050 --> 00:49:32.469 Shh! Hey. You gotta get it together. Come on! 00:49:32.637 --> 00:49:33.887 OK. 00:49:38.267 --> 00:49:39.893 [HUMPTY GRUNTS] 00:49:41.479 --> 00:49:42.896 [SIGHS] 00:49:45.483 --> 00:49:47.359 [GASPS] 00:49:48.944 --> 00:49:52.530 [HUMPTY] Look at this. It's egg paradise. 00:49:54.116 --> 00:49:56.785 It's so beautiful, I feel like I belong here. 00:49:56.952 --> 00:49:58.536 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 00:50:00.164 --> 00:50:01.498 Whoo! 00:50:01.666 --> 00:50:02.957 [GROANS] 00:50:03.125 --> 00:50:05.502 Golden eggs. Oh! 00:50:06.754 --> 00:50:08.088 Grab as many as you can. 00:50:08.255 --> 00:50:13.051 [GRUNTING] I thought they were going to be like chicken size. 00:50:13.219 --> 00:50:17.430 Can you imagine laying one of these? Ouch! 00:50:17.598 --> 00:50:21.101 - Puss! Ow! - [GRUNTING] 00:50:21.977 --> 00:50:23.478 How are we supposed to get these out of here? 00:50:23.646 --> 00:50:25.021 - I don't know. - Shh! 00:50:25.189 --> 00:50:26.690 - [QUACKING] - [GASPS] 00:50:27.441 --> 00:50:29.484 Oh, my! 00:50:32.279 --> 00:50:35.115 - [PEEPS] - [PUSS] The Golden Goose. 00:50:36.784 --> 00:50:39.452 Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful? 00:50:39.620 --> 00:50:41.121 [SQUAWKS] 00:50:41.288 --> 00:50:43.331 [QUACKS SOFTLY] 00:50:45.292 --> 00:50:46.668 -