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Long ago in a distant land...
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l, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness...
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unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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But a foolish samurai warrior...
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wielding a magic sword...
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stepped forth to oppose me.
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Before the final blow
was struck...
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l tore open a portal in time...
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and flung him into the future...
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where my evil is law.
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Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...
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and undo the future that is Aku.
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Gotta get back
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Back to the past
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Samurai Jack
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Watch out
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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- Samurai Jack
- Jack
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Jack, Jack, Jack
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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Samurai Jack
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Watch out!
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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Samurai Jack
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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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Gotta get back
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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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Watch--watch out!
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Gotta get back
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Jack, Jack, Jack
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Samurai Jack
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Watch out!
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l thought l told you bums
to stay out of here.
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Unless you want some more, eh?
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Are you the proprietor
of this establishment?
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That would be me.
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- l am Sam--
- l know who you are.
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A man could get rich
selling your skin, boy.
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Perhaps you can get rich
selling something to me
instead.
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Sell you what, exactly?
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lnformation.
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Hey, how much money you say
you had there, my friend?
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Heh heh heh!
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A pleasure
doing business with you.
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Huh?
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Wait!
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l know why you're here.
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You seek the samurai, yes?
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You aim to collect
the bounty on him, eh?
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l would like to help you,
Senor Clench...
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but he has already left.
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He took the train to Cordova.
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Y-You still might catch him
if you hurry.
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Hey, look, we're closed,
all right?
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'Cause l just had
a really tough...
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day?
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l'm sorry. Were you closin'?
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No, no. Come on in. Sit down.
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Uh, what can l get you?
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l'd love an ice-cold
ginger ale...
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if you've got one.
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Actually, l'm very curious about
the conversation you had...
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with that big, tall gentleman
that just left.
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Oh.
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l guess you like
them big, tall types, eh?
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Well, l ought to.
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l used to be married to one.
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Stand clear!
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Yes. ln fact,
it's boarding right now.
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Halt!
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Tickets.
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Tickets, please. Tickets.
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Here you are.
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Drive.
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Your tea, sir.
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Your tea, sir.
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Ahem.
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Thank you.
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Josephine?
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What in tarnation
are you doin' here?
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Well, it's nice
to see you, too, Ezekiel.
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Aw, shoot.
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There ain't never been
nothin' nice about you, woman.
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Now, now...
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let's not get nasty, darlin'.
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Don't call me ''darlin'.''
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Well, then don't act
like a fool!
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l know what you're up to.
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You're after the bounty
on that samurai.
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What business is it of yours?
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l want in!
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Pshh! No.
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You need me.
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He's better than you!
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Ain't nobody better
than me, woman.
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You ought to know that.
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Besides, the court says...
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you ain't even supposed to
come within 150 feet of me...
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so back off!
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Looking for a seat?
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Yep. Yours.
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l'm gonna make a lot of money
cashin' in on your hide.
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l hear that often,
but only from poor men.
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Hmm. Well,
l got bills to pay...
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and l done already addressed
the envelopes.
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l hope you have yet to stamp
the postage on your parcels for
you--
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Consider 'em stamped.
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Oh! My chickens!
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Oh!
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Yowch!
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Argh!
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Aww.
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Huh?
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Grrr...
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Heh heh heh!
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Just like my pa used to say
on a cold mornin'--
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Let's get to work, boy...
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'cause the heat's in the tools.
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Aw, see, now,
you know how l like it--
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just the way l showed you.
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Aaaah!
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Huh?
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Heh heh heh.
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Huh?
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Whoa!
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Whoa! Unh! Whoa!
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Galdang durn it!
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Hey...
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Excuse me.
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May l?
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Yes. Of course.
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Nice day, isn't it?
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Yes.
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A bit hot, though.
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Uh, yes, it is.
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Do you know where
the best seat in the house is?
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No. Where?
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On the roof.
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Really?
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Sure. lt's got
plenty of fresh air...
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360-degree views...
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and it's very private.
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Well...
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l think l'm gonna go
up on the roof.
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Yes. OK.
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lt was nice
speaking to you, ma'am.
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You're not just
gonna let a lady...
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go up on the roof unescorted,
are you?
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Of course not.
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lsn't it beautiful?
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Yes, it is.
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l wanted to thank you
for saving us all...
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from that awful, terrible,
ugly old bandit earlier.
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You were so brave.
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Thank you.
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Ooh! And so strong, too.
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Y'all look so cute
up here on the veranda...
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l figured l'd fix you up
some lemonade--
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fresh-squeezed.
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Heh heh heh!
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Ooh!
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Stand back, ma'am.
Once again...
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this bandit has reared
his ugly head.
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Unh!
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Well, l guess love is blind...
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'cause that ugly head didn't
keep me from marrying him.
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Who you callin' ugly?
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Ooh! Unh!
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Grrr...
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Looks like we'll have to
stick this here jackrabbit...
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like we did that old boy
back in Kansas City.
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Yes, darlin'. l see your point.
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Unh!
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Ha! We ain't the most notorious
man-catchers for nothin', you
know.
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Uhh!
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He's gettin' away!
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Don't worry, woman. l'm on it.
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Don't let him get
to his sword, you idiot!
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A woman's work is never done.
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Dagnabbit!
Can't you shoot straight?
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Don't get uppity, woman.
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l don't see you makin'
no daylight in his broadside.
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He went over the side!
Come on. We got him now.
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Get on up here
where's l can shoot you...
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you little chipmunk.
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Hmm. Consarnit,
l can't get a bead on him.
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Hey, Quick Straw,
l think someone...
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is breaking out
the fights on the train.
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Now, hold on there, Baba Louis.
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Ain't nobody gonna do
no kind of fightin'...
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on this here train,
on account of you and me--
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Hey! Who turned out the lights?
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ls it sleepy-time already?
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Unh!
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Huh?
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Hey, fool!
Don't shoot up the engine!
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Elsewise, we'll be stuck
out here in the desert!
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Huh? Oh, yeah.
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Good morning.
You're just in time.
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l was fixin' to make me
some flapjacks!
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Huh?
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The South shall rise again!
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Well, now, ain't that
a purty little package...
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tied up with a bow?
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Yup. Hogtied,
just like that pig...
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we caught back in Gower Gulch.
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Ha! Yes, sirree.
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There ain't a polecat around...
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who can slip through the grip
of the Clenches.
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l reckon we're just
a pair of aces, ain't we?
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Yup. Just like old times, Josie.
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Just like old times.
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You know, Zeke...
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all this excitement
has got me to wonderin'.
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Why'd we ever split up?
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Workin' together again...
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stirs up all them
good old feelings.
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Well, Josie...
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you know l was always
powerful sweet on you, but--
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Aw, but nothin', Zeke.
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l loved watchin'
the way you handled...
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that cagey old samurai.
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You're just so brave...
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and so strong.
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You make a girl feel
all aflutter.
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Don't you see, Zeke?
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lt's just like Kansas City
all over again.
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And what with this huge bounty
we're about to collect...
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l could end up...
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twice as rich!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Dagburnit, Josie!
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You consarn, framalandin',
flamdanglin'...
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snake-in-sheep's-wool-
over-my-eyes...
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trick-up-her-sleeve...
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whoo-hoo witchy woman!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Oh! Aah!
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Uh, Zeke?
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Sugarplum?
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Maybe l was a mite hasty.
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Court says 150 feet, woman.
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150 feet!
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Watch out!
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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Samurai Jack
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Watch out
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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Samurai Jack
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Watch out
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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- Samurai Jack
- Jack
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Jack, Jack, Jack
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Gotta get back,
back to the past
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Samurai Jack
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Watch out!
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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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Watch out!
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Gotta get back
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Samurai Jack
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Watch--watch out