WEBVTT 00:00:09.966 --> 00:00:11.185 ♪ T-E-E-N ♪ 00:00:11.228 --> 00:00:12.273 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ 00:00:12.316 --> 00:00:15.015 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪ 00:00:18.105 --> 00:00:19.976 ♪ Teen Titans, go ♪ 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:26.243 Anybody want a beverage? 00:00:26.287 --> 00:00:27.505 I have the thirst. 00:00:27.549 --> 00:00:29.855 - Me too, yo. - A beverage sounds good, yeah. 00:00:29.899 --> 00:00:30.943 How about some water? 00:00:34.034 --> 00:00:35.252 Nah, no flavor. 00:00:36.384 --> 00:00:37.950 Orange juice? 00:00:39.648 --> 00:00:43.565 Bro, that's just fruit pretending to be a drink. Come on. 00:00:44.696 --> 00:00:45.697 Milk? 00:00:48.004 --> 00:00:50.963 I dare not drink the lactations of the dairy cow. 00:00:54.228 --> 00:00:57.231 Maybe we got some lemonade dust packets up in here. 00:00:57.274 --> 00:00:59.885 Oh, how about some tea? 00:00:59.929 --> 00:01:02.758 How's am I supposed to drink a little bag with some dirt in it? 00:01:02.801 --> 00:01:04.803 It's not dirt. Those are leaves. 00:01:06.631 --> 00:01:07.763 Oh. 00:01:07.806 --> 00:01:09.504 Uh... 00:01:09.547 --> 00:01:11.419 How's am I supposed to drink a little bag with some leaves in it? 00:01:11.462 --> 00:01:13.421 You don't drink the bag, dude. 00:01:13.464 --> 00:01:15.205 You dunk it in some hot water. 00:01:15.249 --> 00:01:16.380 Then all that leafy goodness 00:01:16.424 --> 00:01:18.252 gets in there and you drink that. 00:01:18.295 --> 00:01:20.515 Like the delicious hot water salad. 00:01:22.386 --> 00:01:24.171 I like salad! 00:01:24.214 --> 00:01:25.389 Then let's drink this tea, son! 00:01:37.184 --> 00:01:40.056 What in the name of America the beautiful are you doing? 00:01:40.100 --> 00:01:42.841 Oh, just drinking this hot salad water, yo. 00:01:42.885 --> 00:01:44.147 He means tea. 00:01:44.191 --> 00:01:45.670 I know what he means. 00:01:45.714 --> 00:01:48.586 What I don't know is who brought it into the Tower! 00:01:48.630 --> 00:01:50.197 - I don't know. - It was not the me. 00:01:50.240 --> 00:01:51.894 Who? Answer me. 00:01:51.937 --> 00:01:53.504 Calm down, dude. What's the big deal? 00:01:53.548 --> 00:01:55.680 You were about to drink tea! 00:01:56.203 --> 00:01:57.595 Tea! 00:01:57.639 --> 00:02:00.120 The national beverage of Great Britain! 00:02:01.947 --> 00:02:04.211 Do I really need to spell it out for you? 00:02:04.863 --> 00:02:06.038 Yes. 00:02:07.344 --> 00:02:09.346 It all started back in 1776... 00:02:09.390 --> 00:02:11.043 Is this going to be a math story? 00:02:11.087 --> 00:02:12.175 Quiet! 00:02:12.219 --> 00:02:14.308 It all started back in 1776. 00:02:14.351 --> 00:02:17.093 The British Empire once ruled the American colonies. 00:02:17.137 --> 00:02:20.009 British soldiers could stay in anyone's house, anytime, 00:02:20.052 --> 00:02:21.619 and the taxes were super unfair. 00:02:21.663 --> 00:02:23.230 But worse than that, 00:02:23.273 --> 00:02:25.232 everyone was forced to drink tea all the time. 00:02:25.275 --> 00:02:27.582 Soda was not allowed. It was terrible. 00:02:27.625 --> 00:02:29.279 Finally, George Washington 00:02:29.323 --> 00:02:30.802 and the Founding Fathers had enough. 00:02:30.846 --> 00:02:32.978 With the help of the mighty bald eagle, 00:02:34.328 --> 00:02:36.547 and the Statue of Liberty, 00:02:36.591 --> 00:02:39.289 they declared independence, and threw all the tea into the ocean. 00:02:39.333 --> 00:02:40.682 Without their tea, 00:02:40.725 --> 00:02:42.684 the British army didn't stand a chance. 00:02:42.727 --> 00:02:45.904 And America could drink all the soda it wanted. 00:02:47.341 --> 00:02:50.213 Of course, ever since their humiliating defeat, 00:02:52.215 --> 00:02:55.479 the English have been working to regain control of the United States. 00:02:55.523 --> 00:02:57.916 And that tea is their way in! 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.441 Robin, it's just a hot water salad. 00:03:00.484 --> 00:03:02.617 It's treason! Treason, I say! 00:03:02.660 --> 00:03:04.836 And I'm going to put it where it belongs! 00:03:07.752 --> 00:03:08.884 Aw... 00:03:08.927 --> 00:03:10.277 Forget the tea. 00:03:10.320 --> 00:03:11.669 You're Americans. 00:03:11.713 --> 00:03:14.716 You need something with a little sugar in it. 00:03:18.328 --> 00:03:21.766 I suppose we will never enjoy the hot leaf water. 00:03:21.810 --> 00:03:24.247 Yeah, I guess you're... Whoa! Look! 00:03:24.291 --> 00:03:26.293 Where did it come from? 00:03:26.336 --> 00:03:27.685 It is the sign. 00:03:27.729 --> 00:03:30.340 We are meant to drink of the tea! 00:03:30.384 --> 00:03:32.124 Uh, I don't know, guys. 00:03:32.168 --> 00:03:33.474 This is kind of suspicious. 00:03:33.517 --> 00:03:35.215 What if Robin was right? 00:03:35.258 --> 00:03:37.391 Oh, come on. 00:03:37.434 --> 00:03:39.523 When has we ever been warned about doing a thing, 00:03:39.567 --> 00:03:43.266 and then that thing ended up being bad and getting us in trouble? 00:03:43.310 --> 00:03:44.963 Come to think of it, I can't think of it. 00:03:45.007 --> 00:03:46.487 - Can't think of a single time. - Yeah, I got nothing. 00:03:46.530 --> 00:03:48.358 So, let's drink this tea, yo. 00:03:55.409 --> 00:03:56.758 Hmm. 00:03:56.801 --> 00:03:58.542 Yeah, there's really not a lot of flavor in this. 00:03:58.586 --> 00:04:00.762 Oh, it may taste like nothings, 00:04:00.805 --> 00:04:02.198 but it sure makes me feel 00:04:02.242 --> 00:04:04.331 like a dude of international situations. 00:04:06.855 --> 00:04:11.163 True, and the soggy leaf bag is quite the special treat. 00:04:14.210 --> 00:04:15.429 Care for some more? 00:04:15.472 --> 00:04:16.691 Oh, why not? 00:04:24.438 --> 00:04:26.396 Good morning, Titans. 00:04:26.440 --> 00:04:27.876 'Ello, Robin. 00:04:27.919 --> 00:04:30.008 Did you forget the "h" in hello? 00:04:30.052 --> 00:04:32.359 Join us. We are watching the telly. 00:04:32.402 --> 00:04:33.664 Telly? 00:04:33.708 --> 00:04:36.363 Who calls the TV a telly? Oh, no. 00:04:37.842 --> 00:04:40.758 Cyborg, what are you making for breakfast? 00:04:40.802 --> 00:04:43.500 Bacon, eggs, toast, hash browns. 00:04:43.544 --> 00:04:44.893 Good. Good, good, good. 00:04:44.936 --> 00:04:46.677 An all-American way to start the day. 00:04:46.721 --> 00:04:48.331 And over here, you got your black pudding, 00:04:48.375 --> 00:04:50.725 baked beans, mushrooms and a half a tomato. 00:04:50.768 --> 00:04:53.467 That's a full English breakfast! 00:04:54.555 --> 00:04:56.121 You drank the tea! 00:04:56.165 --> 00:04:59.299 - Of course we drank the tea. - But I threw it in the ocean. 00:04:59.342 --> 00:05:01.213 Like any good American would. 00:05:01.257 --> 00:05:02.345 Well, we got some more. 00:05:02.389 --> 00:05:05.435 Oh, my worst nightmare is coming true. 00:05:05.479 --> 00:05:07.568 You're becoming Anglophiles. 00:05:07.611 --> 00:05:09.874 Hang low style? 00:05:09.918 --> 00:05:11.311 Anglophiles! 00:05:11.354 --> 00:05:12.964 People who love Great Britain. 00:05:13.008 --> 00:05:15.271 - What's not to love? - Everything! 00:05:15.315 --> 00:05:17.621 There's nothing great about Great Britain. 00:05:17.665 --> 00:05:20.102 The tea has warped your minds. 00:05:20.145 --> 00:05:21.669 We are Americans. 00:05:21.712 --> 00:05:23.453 And I am going to make you remember. 00:05:23.497 --> 00:05:25.542 For the good of the nation. 00:05:27.414 --> 00:05:29.677 ♪ America, America ♪ 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:31.809 ♪ Awesome America ♪ 00:05:31.853 --> 00:05:34.638 ♪ We got tank tops and pickup trucks ♪ 00:05:34.682 --> 00:05:36.466 ♪ George Washington on the buck ♪ 00:05:36.510 --> 00:05:37.554 Come on. 00:05:37.598 --> 00:05:39.382 ♪ Freedom and apple pie ♪ 00:05:39.426 --> 00:05:41.471 ♪ Brings a tear to American eyes ♪ 00:05:41.515 --> 00:05:44.256 ♪ We're talking Full House and Ernest Goes to Camp ♪ 00:05:44.300 --> 00:05:47.085 ♪ Samuel L. Jackson on the stamp ♪ 00:05:47.129 --> 00:05:49.523 - ♪ Board walking at the Jersey Shore ♪ - BOTH: Whoo! 00:05:49.566 --> 00:05:51.829 ♪ We've got that Mount Rushmore ♪ 00:05:51.873 --> 00:05:53.918 ♪ Campfires and making S'mores ♪ 00:05:53.962 --> 00:05:56.486 ♪ The bald eagle we all adore ♪ 00:05:56.530 --> 00:05:59.271 ♪ America, America ♪ 00:05:59.315 --> 00:06:01.404 ♪ Awesome America ♪ 00:06:01.448 --> 00:06:03.885 - ♪ Power tools! ♪ - America! 00:06:03.928 --> 00:06:06.627 - ♪ Barbecues! ♪ - America! 00:06:06.670 --> 00:06:08.803 - ♪Top Gun! ♪ - America! 00:06:08.846 --> 00:06:10.631 - ♪ Football! ♪ - America! 00:06:12.328 --> 00:06:13.634 USA! 00:06:13.677 --> 00:06:15.113 USA! 00:06:15.157 --> 00:06:16.201 USA! 00:06:16.245 --> 00:06:17.420 USA! 00:06:17.464 --> 00:06:18.508 USA! 00:06:18.552 --> 00:06:19.596 USA! 00:06:19.640 --> 00:06:20.684 USA! 00:06:24.296 --> 00:06:25.472 America! 00:06:26.908 --> 00:06:28.126 America! 00:06:30.607 --> 00:06:33.131 USA! USA! USA! 00:06:33.175 --> 00:06:35.699 All right, my fellow Americans. 00:06:35.743 --> 00:06:38.441 Who's ready to shoot off these fireworks? 00:06:38.485 --> 00:06:41.357 USA! USA! USA! 00:06:42.402 --> 00:06:43.664 What is that? 00:06:43.707 --> 00:06:44.839 It looks like tyranny. 00:06:53.500 --> 00:06:54.762 Easy! 00:07:02.987 --> 00:07:04.032 Titans. 00:07:04.075 --> 00:07:06.426 What happened to being Americans? 00:07:06.469 --> 00:07:09.298 - Just having a laugh, mate. Biscuit? - No! 00:07:09.341 --> 00:07:13.041 - You're all out of sorts. - Join us for a spot of tea, love? 00:07:17.132 --> 00:07:18.655 I will not! 00:07:18.699 --> 00:07:20.309 Where are you getting all this tea? 00:07:20.352 --> 00:07:23.530 She said, "Join us for a spot of tea." 00:07:37.413 --> 00:07:39.197 So much tea! 00:07:39.241 --> 00:07:40.764 Lovely, isn't it? 00:07:40.808 --> 00:07:42.636 The Queen of England. 00:07:42.679 --> 00:07:45.595 You've been bringing tea into the Tower this whole time! 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:46.770 Bob's your uncle. 00:07:46.814 --> 00:07:48.468 I don't have an uncle! 00:07:48.511 --> 00:07:52.472 It simply means, "You're right, young man." 00:07:52.515 --> 00:07:54.691 Americans! Yes! 00:07:54.735 --> 00:07:58.303 I planted the tea. Now the Titans are mine. 00:07:58.347 --> 00:08:01.089 They will distribute this tea to all of America. 00:08:01.132 --> 00:08:04.658 And once every citizen is under my control, 00:08:04.701 --> 00:08:10.141 the United States will finally return to the British Empire. 00:08:10.185 --> 00:08:13.623 Oh! Still angry about American independence, I see. 00:08:13.667 --> 00:08:15.146 Of course not! 00:08:15.190 --> 00:08:16.974 Then tell me why you're doing this. 00:08:17.018 --> 00:08:20.412 Because your forefathers threw good tea in the ocean. 00:08:20.456 --> 00:08:23.851 Nothing upsets the English more than wasting good tea. 00:08:23.894 --> 00:08:25.766 Frightful business! 00:08:25.809 --> 00:08:28.116 Unforgivable! Really! 00:08:28.159 --> 00:08:29.813 You won't get away with this! 00:08:29.857 --> 00:08:31.728 Too late, young man. 00:08:31.772 --> 00:08:34.339 Titans! Would you kindly dispose of him? 00:08:34.775 --> 00:08:36.472 Yes, ma'am. 00:08:41.869 --> 00:08:43.305 All right, what are you going on about? 00:08:43.348 --> 00:08:45.742 I'm calling upon America's oldest ally. 00:08:57.711 --> 00:08:59.756 Your little birdie is no match 00:08:59.800 --> 00:09:03.064 for the biggest clock in the world! 00:09:10.724 --> 00:09:13.683 Let's do this. These truths are self-evident. 00:09:15.076 --> 00:09:16.120 Life! 00:09:17.426 --> 00:09:18.427 Liberty! 00:09:19.210 --> 00:09:21.082 And the pursuit of happiness! 00:09:24.172 --> 00:09:26.000 Biscuit barrage! 00:09:30.874 --> 00:09:33.442 Oh, you don't fancy the biscuits, do you? 00:09:33.485 --> 00:09:37.185 How about some double-decker destruction? 00:09:45.672 --> 00:09:48.457 I've had quite enough of you Americans. 00:09:48.500 --> 00:09:52.374 - Time to finish this! - Not so fast. 00:09:58.989 --> 00:10:01.601 Lady Liberty! 00:10:04.429 --> 00:10:05.866 No! 00:10:05.909 --> 00:10:07.476 Not soda! 00:10:09.565 --> 00:10:13.047 You won again, America, but we'll be back. 00:10:13.090 --> 00:10:15.658 That's our promise! 00:10:17.965 --> 00:10:19.706 Thanks for the help, Lady Liberty. 00:10:23.405 --> 00:10:24.928 What happened? 00:10:24.972 --> 00:10:28.192 It's like a terrible dream filled with salt and vinegar. 00:10:28.236 --> 00:10:29.411 And mushy peas! 00:10:29.454 --> 00:10:31.805 We did not know the dangers of the tea. 00:10:31.848 --> 00:10:34.459 We will never drink of its terrible leaves again. 00:10:34.503 --> 00:10:38.638 Sorry, Titans. But there's still one tea party we have to attend. 00:10:39.769 --> 00:10:43.294 - Yeah! USA! - USA! USA! USA! 00:10:43.338 --> 00:10:44.513 Yay! Hurrah! 00:10:44.556 --> 00:10:46.733 America the beautiful! 00:10:46.776 --> 00:10:47.690 Yay, America! 00:10:47.734 --> 00:10:50.519 America! Heck, yeah!