1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,149 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:03,480 Gaby's new tenant... 3 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,118 I understand you got a room to rent. We like you. 4 00:00:06,142 --> 00:00:08,455 If you have first and last months' rent, 5 00:00:08,479 --> 00:00:11,658 we'd like you even more. Came with a dangerous secret. 6 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:14,999 I'm your father. Wayne's return meant trouble for Katherine. 7 00:00:15,023 --> 00:00:19,126 She doesn't know you, but I do. 8 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:21,598 Did you have anything to do with the fire at Rick's restaurant? 9 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,770 Lynette tried to warn Tom about Kayla... 10 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:27,704 I think we have a seriously troubled young girl. 11 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,636 And in his time of weakness, 12 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:35,342 Orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on. 13 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,114 I don't... think... 14 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,038 You're right. 15 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:49,626 The incident... As it would come to be known... 16 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,400 Happened late on a Tuesday afternoon. 17 00:00:53,424 --> 00:00:57,704 Witnesses included an old woman... 18 00:00:57,728 --> 00:01:01,328 A blind man... 19 00:01:03,194 --> 00:01:06,073 And a young boy. 20 00:01:06,097 --> 00:01:09,476 The old woman, whose hearing was not what it used to be, 21 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,048 saw Bree Hodge emerge from her house 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,050 in a way that told her 23 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,124 she was upset about something. 24 00:01:17,148 --> 00:01:20,827 The blind man, whose hearing had become more acute, 25 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:25,092 heard Edie say... Oh, hey, Bree. What's up? 26 00:01:25,116 --> 00:01:27,094 In a way that suggested 27 00:01:27,118 --> 00:01:29,766 Edie wasn't expecting any trouble. 28 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,769 The young boy, who was not yet 11, 29 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,541 heard Bree Hodge say... 30 00:01:34,565 --> 00:01:37,244 I saw you kissing my husband. 31 00:01:37,268 --> 00:01:39,106 But he couldn't understand 32 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:42,149 why someone would be angry about kisses, 33 00:01:42,173 --> 00:01:44,481 which he thought grown-ups liked. 34 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,483 As the old woman pretended 35 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,085 to clip hedges she'd already clipped, 36 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:53,590 she saw the body language of her neighbors change. 37 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,493 As the blind man listened in, 38 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,265 he heard Bree say... 39 00:01:58,289 --> 00:02:01,268 What were you thinking, Edie? We're supposed to be friends. 40 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:04,131 We are friends. I am not interested in Orson. 41 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:07,334 The young boy then heard Edie add... 42 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:09,536 So stop acting like such a bitch! 43 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:14,611 Which included a word he was not allowed to use. 44 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:19,216 The old woman then saw Bree Hodge clench her fist. 45 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,818 A second later, the blind man heard a slap... 46 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:26,924 And the young boy saw Edie grab her cheek. 47 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,458 As the two women parted company, 48 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,160 a thought occurred 49 00:02:33,184 --> 00:02:35,911 to all those who had witnessed the incident... 50 00:02:35,935 --> 00:02:40,207 That right there on peaceful Wisteria Lane, 51 00:02:40,231 --> 00:02:42,669 the battle lines had been drawn, 52 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:45,172 and someone... 53 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:53,196 Was going to get hurt. 54 00:02:58,649 --> 00:03:02,889 It happens the second Sunday of every may. 55 00:03:02,913 --> 00:03:07,264 Children purchase tasteful bouquets... 56 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:10,237 Sign sentimental cards... 57 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:12,799 And create homemade jewelry... 58 00:03:12,823 --> 00:03:15,842 All in an attempt to honor 59 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:18,575 that woman known simply... 60 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:19,846 As mother. 61 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:21,348 Oh! 62 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:23,310 - Hey, mama. - Hey, baby. 63 00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:26,713 Oh, my gosh! 64 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:28,855 Is this my daughter-in-law? 65 00:03:30,241 --> 00:03:33,720 Well, I'm gonna hug her. Oh! It's nice to meet you. 66 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:35,362 Oh, my goodness! Oh! 67 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:37,524 Oh, okay. 68 00:03:37,548 --> 00:03:39,696 Oh, my son was right. 69 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,599 You are the prettiest thing! 70 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,532 Michael, I'm just taken with her. 71 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:48,675 Oh, well, good. Thank you. Come on, mama. Let's get you unpacked. 72 00:03:48,699 --> 00:03:52,339 Oh, yes, let's do, 'cause I brought you a present. Oh! Oh! 73 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:54,413 Let's go. Come on. 74 00:03:58,309 --> 00:04:00,847 Wow! 75 00:04:00,871 --> 00:04:03,920 It's all recipes. 76 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,497 Not just any recipes. 77 00:04:05,521 --> 00:04:07,494 Some of these have been in my family 78 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:10,397 since before the war of northern aggression. 79 00:04:10,421 --> 00:04:13,330 You mean the civil war? 80 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,994 I mean what I mean. 81 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,337 Um, well... 82 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,339 I guess Mike didn't tell you 83 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,471 that I'm, uh, really not a cook. 84 00:04:24,495 --> 00:04:26,473 Oh, no, he told me. 85 00:04:26,497 --> 00:04:28,975 That's why I gave you these recipes, 86 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:32,248 and I'm gon' teach you how to make 'em, too. 87 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,481 Isn't that nice, honey? 88 00:04:34,505 --> 00:04:36,483 Oh, my meemaw always told me 89 00:04:36,507 --> 00:04:39,386 that a lady should be a chef in the kitchen, 90 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:43,259 a maid in the living room and a whore in the bedroom. 91 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,540 And Michael says you've only got one of those covered, 92 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:49,636 so I'm gon' help you with the other two. 93 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:52,790 Excuse me. 94 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,005 The one she won't be helping me with... 95 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:02,449 Please tell me it's "whore." 96 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,484 - I call the computer. - No way! I called it on the bus. 97 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,457 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 98 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,489 There's somebody I want you to meet. 99 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,496 This is Dr. Dolan. Hey, guys. I'm Joshua. 100 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,463 He's gonna hang out and watch us, 101 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:18,495 you know, be a family. 102 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,996 Why? 103 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,429 Because we've had a couple of... 104 00:05:22,453 --> 00:05:23,900 Problems lately. 105 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:27,434 And my job is to find out what's causing those problems, 106 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:30,737 and then I can help you be a stronger family. Can we be a stronger family 107 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:32,939 while playing "age of empires III"? 108 00:05:32,963 --> 00:05:35,950 Yeah, sure. I wanna learn how to play that game. 109 00:05:35,974 --> 00:05:38,766 Go get started. I'll join you in a minute. 110 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:42,989 So I like what you said 111 00:05:43,013 --> 00:05:45,000 about making the family stronger, 112 00:05:45,024 --> 00:05:48,455 but as I told you, Kayla's the one you wanna focus on. 113 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:51,398 Well, I prefer to look at the big picture. 114 00:05:51,422 --> 00:05:53,400 You see, if a family is dysfunctional, 115 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:55,511 it can lead to a child with problems. 116 00:05:55,535 --> 00:05:57,734 Yeah, or a child with problems 117 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,966 can lead to a dysfunctional family. 118 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:03,039 I mean, Kayla's the one that got my kids to light a fire 119 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,047 and jump off the roof. Honey, it... it sounds like. 120 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:08,515 Dr. Dolan has, um, kind of a plan here. 121 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,817 I understand. It just seems like... 122 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:13,550 At $140 an hour, we could skip straight to the part 123 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,552 where you sit down with Kayla 124 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,906 and tell her to stop being so evil. 125 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,057 Mommy? 126 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,890 Yeah? Um... I forgot to give you something. 127 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:27,394 Oh. It's a drawing I made for you in school. 128 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:30,437 Oh, well, thank you. It's beautiful. Thank you. 129 00:06:30,461 --> 00:06:32,661 She never does this. 130 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:38,374 Mmm. Don't. We're waiting for Ellie. 131 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,376 She's finishing up with a customer. 132 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,879 Well, maybe when she's done tattooing him, 133 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,887 she can put "stop hitting the blind guy" on my forehead. 134 00:06:45,911 --> 00:06:48,785 You know, I've been hitting you a lot less lately, 135 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,487 and I don't feel 136 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,489 like I'm getting enough credit for that. 137 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,561 You're right. I'm a bad husband. 138 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:55,992 No, seriously. 139 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,495 We're getting along better. Have you noticed that? 140 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,727 Yeah, I think it's because of Ellie. 141 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:03,730 Me, too. It's impossible to argue with her in the house. 142 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:06,072 She makes us laugh. 143 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:09,075 She takes you off my hands every once in a while. Plus, she's always helping around the house. 144 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:11,177 I mean, yesterday, without even being asked, 145 00:07:11,201 --> 00:07:13,179 she washed all the windows. 146 00:07:13,203 --> 00:07:16,690 She's amazing. I don't know where she gets all her energy. 147 00:07:16,714 --> 00:07:19,085 Okay, so we're square. 148 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,448 Dude, you gotta call me next week. 149 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:24,551 I got some great stuff coming in. All right. 150 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:27,524 Ellie, it's getting cold! I'll be right down! 151 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,556 So should I sneak out the back? 152 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,658 Oh, no. That's my landlady. She's cool. 153 00:07:31,682 --> 00:07:32,859 She knows you're dealing? 154 00:07:32,883 --> 00:07:36,162 Well, she's not that cool. 155 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:39,766 Oh, hey, guys! 156 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:43,840 You were up there a while. Can I see it? 157 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:47,504 Um, she... she means the tattoo. 158 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,877 I would love for you to see it... 159 00:07:50,901 --> 00:07:53,601 But it's kind of down south. 160 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,586 Oh, on his... got it. 161 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:01,157 Does it hurt? 162 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,490 It's okay. 163 00:08:03,514 --> 00:08:06,964 Ellie gave me something for the pain. 164 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:12,939 And Fairview has a top-rated school district, 165 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:14,971 which, uh... 166 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,504 You'll appreciate in a couple of years. 167 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:21,047 Well, come on in. I'll show you the inside. You go ahead, honey. 168 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:25,556 I'll wait until Mark wakes up from his nap. All right, we'll see you in a minute. 169 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:28,506 Okay. All right... 170 00:08:30,981 --> 00:08:33,520 Hi! Oh, hi! 171 00:08:33,544 --> 00:08:36,693 I'm Bree Hodge. Lauren Baxter. Nice to meet you. 172 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,896 So are you thinking of moving onto the Lane? 173 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,670 Yes. This house is exactly what we've been looking for. 174 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:46,833 Do you mind if I ask... Is it a safe neighborhood? 175 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:48,875 Oh, yes, the neighborhood's safe. 176 00:08:48,899 --> 00:08:52,238 I wish I could say the same for your real estate agent. 177 00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:54,712 Well, what do you mean? 178 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,816 What is this? You left it in the printer. 179 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,648 It's a house listing. 180 00:09:01,672 --> 00:09:04,250 Yeah, for a house in Baltimore. 181 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:08,161 Yeah, wait till you see it. It's got a pool and a garden. This is about dad, isn't it? 182 00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:11,097 I'm doing this to protect us. 183 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:13,830 We don't need to be protected. He's changed. 184 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,832 It's all an act, sweetheart. 185 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,666 You don't see it now, but you will. 186 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:23,009 He's only back because he wants something. 187 00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:26,680 I don't know what exactly. I just know we're not safe here. 188 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:29,676 Oh, sure. That's it. Dad has some evil plan. 189 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,720 It couldn't be that he wants to be in my life, 190 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:36,953 that he loves me. He isn't capable of love, Dylan. 191 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,255 I found that out the hard way, 192 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,257 and we need to leave 193 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,781 before you learn the same horrible lesson. 194 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,599 Move if you want. 195 00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:55,233 I'm staying here with my father. 196 00:09:58,128 --> 00:10:01,648 But what happened? Things were going fine. 197 00:10:01,672 --> 00:10:04,742 I'm sorry. We need another realtor. 198 00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:23,229 All right. 199 00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:26,372 Biscuits are the foundation of any southern meal. 200 00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:29,375 Like my meemaw used to say, "ain't nothin' you can make 201 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:31,838 don't taste better on a biscuit." 202 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:33,840 A fount of wisdom, your meemaw. 203 00:10:33,864 --> 00:10:34,911 Uh-huh. 204 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,142 Well... 205 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:39,716 I really appreciate this. Thanks, Adele. 206 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,919 "Adele"? If you don't call me "mama," I'm gon' scream. 207 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,752 Don't do that... Mama. 208 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:47,794 Now let's get started. 209 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,756 We're gonna need a flour sifter. 210 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,758 I don't have one. 211 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:53,900 Pastry cutter? Sorry. 212 00:10:53,924 --> 00:10:56,803 Dough hooks? Don't even know what they are. 213 00:10:56,827 --> 00:11:00,066 That's fine. We can improvise. 214 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:03,430 Why don't you start by measuring out our dry ingredients? 215 00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,643 The flour and such? 216 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,976 Oh. 217 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,148 Michael is gonna be so happy. 218 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,350 After a long day of work, 219 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:18,254 he can come home to a nice, home-cooked southern meal. 220 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,756 Although he also enjoys 221 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,188 coming home to sesame chicken from red panda, 222 00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:23,690 and they deliver. 223 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,796 You know, it's a shame that Michael has to work so hard. 224 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,098 But I guess with all the money troubles 225 00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:34,670 you two have been havin'... He told you that? 226 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,804 Well, we're getting past it. 227 00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:41,277 Only because my son is working himself to the bone. 228 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,985 You know, it wouldn't hurt for you to get a job. I have a job. 229 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:47,153 Oh, you mean your little drawings? 230 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:50,887 Well, it's great for a woman to have a hobby. 231 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,388 Personally, I decoupage, 232 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,999 but I'm talking about something that pays. 233 00:11:55,023 --> 00:11:57,463 Children's books pay. 234 00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:59,826 Really? How much? 235 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,828 You know, I think, actually, 236 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:03,970 I might have those dough hooks somewhere. 237 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:07,433 Oh, dear. I've insulted you. 238 00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:09,836 Now I'm just trying to be helpful. 239 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,378 No, no. It's fine, Adele. 240 00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:14,162 Mama. 241 00:12:19,109 --> 00:12:22,088 So we were sort of surprised to get your call. 242 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:24,926 Don't you need to see Kayla a few more times 243 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:27,924 before you report back to us? Well, before continuing with her, 244 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:32,829 I thought it might be helpful to ask you a few questions. Oh, go ahead. Shoot. 245 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,763 Do you love Kayla? 246 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,735 Lynette? Hmm? 247 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,838 I was talking to you. 248 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,871 Oh. Well... s-sure. 249 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:46,813 I've been very good to her. 250 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:49,846 That wasn't his question. 251 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,148 Do you have a diploma on your wall, Tom? 252 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,351 I don't think so. Zip it. 253 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,154 Again, um... 254 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,948 Do you love her? 255 00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,430 Of course I do... 256 00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:07,501 As much as I can, given the way she joined our family. 257 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,066 It's just... it's complicated. 258 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,939 I understand. The problem is, 259 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:15,510 Kayla has picked up on your ambivalence, 260 00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:19,105 and she's become a very angry girl. 261 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:21,908 So what do we do? 262 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:24,919 Oh, god. Is this gonna be one of those therapy things 263 00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:27,353 where she hits me with a foam bat? 264 00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:29,355 There's a bond that develops 265 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,357 between an infant and her mother. 266 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,190 You and Kayla never formed that bond, 267 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,923 so what we need to do is recreate it. 268 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:39,225 It's called attachment parenting, 269 00:13:39,249 --> 00:13:42,298 and it starts with Kayla being by your side 270 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,200 as often as possible. 271 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,533 That sounds like exactly what they need. 272 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:50,236 I mean, I don't have a diploma or anything, but... 273 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:53,139 I'd really like to give this a try. 274 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:55,990 Whatever keeps you and Kayla close and interacting... 275 00:13:56,014 --> 00:13:58,845 Go to the movies, go shopping, 276 00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:02,018 maybe take a little trip together, just the two of you. 277 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,820 Could we revisit the foam bat idea for just a second? 278 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,954 The plan sounds great, doc. Don't worry. 279 00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:10,578 I will make sure that they are together constantly. 280 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:15,401 As me if I love Tom right now. 281 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,425 Go ahead. I dare ya. 282 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,411 May I help you? 283 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,843 I haven't seen Benjamin in a week. 284 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,317 I was thinking I'd take him for a few hours. It's not really a good time. 285 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:34,320 Well, Bree, whenever I call, it's not a good time, 286 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,522 so if you don't mind, 287 00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:39,525 I'd like to take my son to the carnival. Well, that sounds boring. 288 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:42,528 I know. Why don't you take him to Edie's house, 289 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:46,039 and he can watch you give her a dental exam with your tongue? 290 00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:48,194 Bree, you don't understand. 291 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:51,197 What you saw was bad judgment on Edie's part 292 00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:53,970 and good judgment on my part. I pushed her away. 293 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,373 Yes, eventually, with a big, dopey grin on your face. 294 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,345 Can we please put this behind us? 295 00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:03,049 I would like to take Benjamin. I don't think so. I'd hate for him to be around 296 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:05,356 when you had another attack of delayed morality, 297 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,414 either with Edie or behind the wheel of your car. 298 00:15:08,438 --> 00:15:10,987 I am not having this argument. 299 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,989 He is my son, too. 300 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,591 Not exactly. 301 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,195 What? Don't even... 302 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,298 Strictly speaking, you're not even related to him. 303 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,306 I mean, it was fine for you to masquerade as his father 304 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:28,004 when we were together, but now that we're not... 305 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,676 This is wrong. I will hire a lawyer. 306 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,100 I've already hired one. You'll be hearing from him shortly. 307 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,615 Oh, and if you're in the mood for a carnival, 308 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,139 why not call Edie? 309 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,052 I hear you get three throws for a dollar with her, too. 310 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,326 Bye, Gaby. 311 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,358 You guys going for another walk? 312 00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:54,630 Yeah. We found this sweet hiking trail... 313 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,641 Goes right through the middle of the woods. Yeah, and unlike some people, 314 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,007 Ellie doesn't let the branches hit me in my face. 315 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,308 You're spoiling him. 316 00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:09,245 What the hell? 317 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:19,555 Ellie, your door is locked! 318 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,587 Ellie! 319 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,397 Oh, shut up already. 320 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,032 Mom, guess what? 321 00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:08,204 Dad's coming to my senior recital next week. 322 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,577 I could swing by and pick you up, if you want. 323 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,639 We could make it a real family outing. 324 00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:17,083 Dylan, your father and I need to talk... in private. 325 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:19,345 I'm not done saying good-bye. 326 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:23,289 Yes, you are. Please get rid of that gum. 327 00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:26,483 I can hear you smacking all the way in the house. 328 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,278 Bye, sweetheart. Bye, dad. 329 00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:39,365 Just so we're clear, 330 00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:41,507 there will be no family outings. 331 00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:44,070 Now, Kathy, you shouldn't be rude 332 00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,812 to a man who still has feelings for you. 333 00:17:46,836 --> 00:17:49,315 Meaning what? You still love me? 334 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:51,317 I do. And I know I'm somewhat to blame 335 00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:53,279 for what's happened between us. 336 00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,690 That's why I've forgiven you for kidnapping our daughter. 337 00:17:55,714 --> 00:17:58,705 The least you can do is meet me halfway. 338 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,058 Oh, Wayne. 339 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,231 I don't deserve your forgiveness. 340 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:08,494 Maybe not, but I'm gonna give it to you anyway 'cause... 341 00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:12,138 I still think we could be happy together. 342 00:18:12,162 --> 00:18:14,840 Could we? 343 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:17,072 Given all the things I did 344 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,405 that you don't know about? 345 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,607 What's that? 346 00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:25,080 I'm talking about all those men I was with 347 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,453 while we were married. 348 00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:29,455 How can you forgive something like that? 349 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:32,318 That's a lie. 350 00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:34,320 You wouldn't have dared. 351 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:37,363 Unhappy women do dangerous things. 352 00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,625 I think the worst 353 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:41,627 was when I tricked you 354 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,851 into thinking Dylan was yours. 355 00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:51,237 I wanted to tell you the truth, but I was scared... 356 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,738 For obvious reasons. 357 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:55,441 I don't believe you. 358 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:59,645 But I'm not worried anymore 359 00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:01,339 because you've changed. 360 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,851 So what are you waiting for, Wayne? 361 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,445 Forgive me. 362 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,828 Hey there! Mrs. McCluskey. 363 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:21,267 If she's not mine, then whose is she? 364 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,691 Does it matter? 365 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:30,476 Oh, I guess I won't be seeing you at the recital now. 366 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,600 Hmm. What a shame. 367 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,369 Are you sure it was cocaine? 368 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,680 Carlos, I was a fashion model in the '90s. 369 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,743 I know cocaine. 370 00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:00,406 Damn it. 371 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,708 What are you doing? I'm calling the police. 372 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:05,481 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 373 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,554 Shouldn't we hear Ellie's side of the story first? Here's Ellie's side. 374 00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:11,487 "Selling drugs brings in more money than waiting tables." 375 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,489 There you go. Were you moved? 376 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,262 Okay, look, maybe I was wrong. 377 00:20:16,286 --> 00:20:19,525 Maybe it was flour. Maybe she's a pastry chef. 378 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:22,568 Yeah! And she came up with that tattoo cover story 379 00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,570 to hide her illicit baking. 380 00:20:24,594 --> 00:20:27,481 All right, look, I know we have to do something, 381 00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:29,475 but this woman's our friend. 382 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:32,338 Yes, and I'm a convicted felon still on probation. 383 00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:35,889 Now if the police find out we're harboring a drug dealer, 384 00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:39,505 they're gonna fry me. We have to turn her in. 385 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,421 Well, the priority for me 386 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,423 is working out custody of Benjamin. 387 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,425 To that end, I've written down 388 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,427 all the pertinent facts about the situation. 389 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,929 No, I don't want to do this over the phone. 390 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,936 Uh, listen. I'm gonna hop in the shower. 391 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,385 How about we meet in your office in about an hour? Great. Thanks. 392 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,542 Orson? 393 00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:10,446 Orson? 394 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,578 The, uh, the door's open. 395 00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:15,381 Edie? What are you doing here? 396 00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:17,383 Get out here, you wuss. 397 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:19,385 That puritanical robot bitch of yours 398 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,387 is sabotaging my business. 399 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:25,030 Okay, hang on a second. I'll be right out. 400 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,812 You know, uh, Orson... Forget it. 401 00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:49,915 Just... just take a nice, long shower. 402 00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:52,458 Really? You sure? 403 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,561 Yeah. Uh, now that I think about it, 404 00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:58,545 I can handle Bree all by myself. 405 00:22:11,401 --> 00:22:15,641 So that's when I saw all those bricks of cocaine under her bed. 406 00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,813 I mean, I-I mean, I think it was cocaine, 407 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,815 and I think they're called bricks. 408 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,819 I'm just a simple housewife. I don't know what I'm saying. 409 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,497 Well, you've done the right thing, and it's thanks 410 00:22:26,521 --> 00:22:28,494 to the cooperation of citizens like you... 411 00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:31,497 Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are you gonna get her out of our house? 412 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:34,560 Well, it's a little more complicated than that. 413 00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:36,001 Meaning? 414 00:22:36,025 --> 00:22:37,985 Bullock! 415 00:22:42,532 --> 00:22:44,870 Oh, my god! 416 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:47,673 What? What? I can't see anything. 417 00:22:47,697 --> 00:22:49,675 It's one of Ellie's customers. 418 00:22:49,699 --> 00:22:51,517 Actually, I'm detective bullock. 419 00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:54,520 We've been tracking miss Leonard for several months now. 420 00:22:54,544 --> 00:22:56,527 Okay, so if you know what she's doing, 421 00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:59,525 then why don't you just bust her? She's small-time. 422 00:22:59,549 --> 00:23:01,527 We're trying to get to her supplier, 423 00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:03,629 so we need her to keep dealing. 424 00:23:03,653 --> 00:23:07,693 Wait. So you're just gonna leave a drug dealer in our house? 425 00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:09,695 Yes. For now we just need you 426 00:23:09,719 --> 00:23:12,598 to act normal, pretend like you don't know anything. 427 00:23:12,622 --> 00:23:16,071 We'll move in when the case is made. Okay, look, 428 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,073 I'm all for doing my civic duty, 429 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:22,147 but this woman... She's... sort of a... friend. 430 00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:24,650 And now you're asking us to trick her? 431 00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:28,013 I'm not sure we're comfortable with this. 432 00:23:28,037 --> 00:23:31,487 Mr. Solis, you're on probation, right? 433 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:35,521 How'd you like not to be? 434 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,631 What on earth could you possibly want? 435 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:47,633 Oh, I wanted to thank you. 436 00:23:47,657 --> 00:23:49,635 After you scared off that couple 437 00:23:49,659 --> 00:23:52,007 that were going to buy the young house, 438 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,009 I, uh, found another buyer, 439 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,717 and they're willing to go 10% over asking. 440 00:23:56,741 --> 00:23:59,885 Well, good, when they drop by for their inspection, 441 00:23:59,909 --> 00:24:02,888 I'll just have to have a nice little chat with them, too. 442 00:24:02,912 --> 00:24:05,150 You wouldn't wanna do that to me. 443 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:07,953 And after all, we're family. 444 00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:10,095 Family? 445 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,727 Well, yes, since my nephew Austin 446 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,729 is Benjamin's biological father, 447 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,732 that makes me Benjy's great-aunt... 448 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,735 A term I don't exactly love, 449 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,468 but it's better than "grandma," 450 00:24:22,492 --> 00:24:24,039 which is what you are. 451 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,071 How did you... 452 00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:28,073 Cute story. 453 00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:31,076 I-I went over to Orson's to ask him to get you off my back, 454 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,078 and the poor sap... 455 00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:35,080 He... he'd written the whole sordid tale down 456 00:24:35,104 --> 00:24:37,683 and left it right there on the table. 457 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,985 Edie, if word got out, 458 00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:43,729 my whole family would be... Humiliated. 459 00:24:43,753 --> 00:24:45,736 Oh, I don't want word to get out. 460 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,794 That would ruin everything, because right now I... 461 00:24:48,818 --> 00:24:50,796 Well, I own you. 462 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,968 What does that mean? 463 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,841 Glad you asked. 464 00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:58,544 From this moment on, I am your best friend. 465 00:24:58,568 --> 00:25:01,747 You're gonna invite me to all of your fancy parties, 466 00:25:01,771 --> 00:25:03,749 set me up with all your single friends, 467 00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:06,690 and, well, if I'm ever in the mood for muffins, 468 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,684 you're gonna bake 'em for me. 469 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,856 Edie... please. 470 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,558 And if you don't, 471 00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:16,021 if for one second I don't feel the love, 472 00:25:16,045 --> 00:25:18,924 I'm gonna Bury you. 473 00:25:18,948 --> 00:25:21,627 You understand? 474 00:25:21,651 --> 00:25:22,928 Yeah. 475 00:25:22,952 --> 00:25:25,000 Good. 476 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:29,134 Oh, by the way, um, I'm having an open house tomorrow. 477 00:25:29,158 --> 00:25:32,838 A plate of banana nut muffins sure would set the mood. 478 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:34,732 Don't you think? 479 00:25:39,308 --> 00:25:41,286 Oh! Oh! 480 00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:44,590 Hey, honey, could you get that? Thank you. 481 00:25:47,051 --> 00:25:49,054 Hey, Bree, perfect timing. 482 00:25:49,078 --> 00:25:52,918 We were just getting ready to deal the cards. Bree, are you okay? 483 00:25:56,826 --> 00:26:02,207 There's something I've been... Keeping from all of you, 484 00:26:02,231 --> 00:26:05,040 and, um... 485 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,074 We need to talk. 486 00:26:12,802 --> 00:26:14,079 Hey, Wayne. 487 00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:16,682 I finished that D.N.A. You wanted. 488 00:26:16,706 --> 00:26:18,684 I'm probably gonna get in trouble 489 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:21,587 because I put it in front of Martin's triple homicide. 490 00:26:21,611 --> 00:26:23,589 You bad girl. 491 00:26:23,613 --> 00:26:26,732 Well, I owe you. I just needed to confirm 492 00:26:26,756 --> 00:26:29,695 that the Vic and my suspect are related. Oh, well, actually, they're not. 493 00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:31,867 I ran the samples from the cheek swab 494 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,939 and the wad of gum you gave me, 495 00:26:33,963 --> 00:26:36,610 and your suspect's not related to the victim at all. 496 00:26:36,634 --> 00:26:39,875 Are you sure? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, it's 100% exclusion. 497 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,148 Are you hungry? 'Cause I worked all through lunch, 498 00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:46,782 and I thought that you and I could go get... 499 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,606 Wayne? 500 00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:53,759 Oh, my god. 501 00:26:53,783 --> 00:26:56,862 And Edie threatened to use that to... 502 00:26:56,886 --> 00:26:58,063 Yes. 503 00:26:58,087 --> 00:27:00,065 Okay, first of all, you're, like, 504 00:27:00,089 --> 00:27:02,898 the greatest mom ever to wanna protect Danielle like that. 505 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,770 Thank you. 506 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:07,633 I can't believe she was blackmailing you. 507 00:27:07,657 --> 00:27:10,636 I can't believe she made a play for Orson. 508 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:13,879 I can. She went after Carlos and Mike and Karl. 509 00:27:13,903 --> 00:27:15,881 The only person she hasn't gone after is Tom. 510 00:27:15,905 --> 00:27:16,882 Yet. 511 00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:20,285 This woman is outta control. 512 00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:23,919 What are you gonna do? 513 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:27,153 No. What are we gonna do? 514 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,852 Hey, guys, what's going on? 515 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,654 I told them everything, Edie, 516 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,356 about Orson, Benjamin, 517 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,258 everything. You did? 518 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,260 She did, so you can kiss 519 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,901 that little blackmail scheme good-bye. 520 00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:09,294 Well, I was only doing it because... 521 00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:12,337 You were only doing it because you're the devil. 522 00:28:12,361 --> 00:28:15,801 Okay, fine, chew me out and let's get on with it. 523 00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:17,743 It's not like all the other times, Edie. 524 00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:19,074 We're done. 525 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:21,747 Done? 526 00:28:21,771 --> 00:28:24,750 We're not inviting you to poker. We're not talking to you. 527 00:28:24,774 --> 00:28:27,783 We're not even gonna wave when you jog by. 528 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:31,787 From now on, you are invisible. And we're gonna make sure every woman in a 5-mile radius 529 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,989 knows the kind of crap you pulled. 530 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,967 We tried to be your friends, but you don't even understand 531 00:28:36,991 --> 00:28:39,965 what that word means, so now we're gonna be something 532 00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:41,897 you do understand. 533 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,930 Guys, wait. Wait. I know I crossed a line this time, 534 00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:46,972 and, well, I'm... I'm sorry. 535 00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:48,473 Did you hear something? 536 00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:50,105 Mnh-mnh. 537 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,099 Neither did I. 538 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,994 Over here, honey, look at the camera. 539 00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:11,156 Look at the camera. You ready to ride, Dylan? 540 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:14,029 Now look, if you're scared, you don't have to. I want to. 541 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,061 No, you're a brave girl. 542 00:29:16,085 --> 00:29:18,233 Hold up your arm for the camera, sweetheart. 543 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,735 How many stitches is that? 11. 544 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,868 And you didn't cry once, did you? 545 00:29:22,892 --> 00:29:24,870 Can I ride now, please, daddy? 546 00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:26,881 Of course, baby. 547 00:29:26,905 --> 00:29:29,896 I love you, daddy. 548 00:29:37,246 --> 00:29:39,284 Dylan, it's me. 549 00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:42,187 Uh, you need to come over here tomorrow. 550 00:29:42,211 --> 00:29:44,890 Yeah, I know it's mother's day, but it's okay. 551 00:29:44,914 --> 00:29:50,064 I got some things to tell you about your mother. 552 00:29:54,864 --> 00:29:57,042 Ooh, I want this one. 553 00:29:57,066 --> 00:30:00,375 Oh. Yow! It's a little pricey. 554 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:04,109 But I want it. You're the one who asked me to go shopping. 555 00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:07,090 Well, I know, but we're supposed to be spending time together, 556 00:30:07,114 --> 00:30:09,106 not going into debt. 557 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,787 Oh. 558 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,559 How about this one? 559 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,791 What do you mean, "supposed to"? 560 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,024 I just... 561 00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:22,227 It's good for us to hang out. I enjoy it. 562 00:30:22,251 --> 00:30:25,130 Is this something that the doctor made you do? 563 00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:26,832 No. All my idea. 564 00:30:26,856 --> 00:30:29,474 I just wanted to treat you to a real fun day. 565 00:30:29,498 --> 00:30:32,137 All right. You want me to have fun? 566 00:30:32,161 --> 00:30:33,278 Mm-hmm. 567 00:30:33,302 --> 00:30:35,002 Buy me this. 568 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,415 Okay. 569 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,439 Good times. 570 00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:46,551 I'd like an old-fashioned, please. 571 00:30:48,978 --> 00:30:51,026 What's the matter, Michael? You tuckered out? 572 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:53,028 Oh, yeah, I just didn't get much sleep. 573 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:55,200 Honestly, I wonder how you ever get any, 574 00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:57,511 well, considering you got Susan in the bed 575 00:30:57,535 --> 00:31:00,205 sawing wood all night. 576 00:31:00,229 --> 00:31:02,267 I'm doing what now? 577 00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,939 Snoring. 578 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,420 What'd you say it sounded like, Michael? 579 00:31:06,444 --> 00:31:10,115 A bunch of bulldogs in a bag? 580 00:31:10,139 --> 00:31:12,277 But it is a sound that I've come to love. 581 00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:16,226 You know what my meemaw did to grandpa boo? 582 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,453 She sewed a marble in the back of his pajama top, 583 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,586 then if he rolled on his back to start snorin', 584 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:25,130 it'd wake him right up. But I guess you can't do that, 585 00:31:25,154 --> 00:31:28,363 seeing as how you sleep in the nude and all. 586 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,257 Well, that's gonna change real soon. 587 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,332 I'm gon' fix my face before I order. Excuse me. 588 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:40,575 Oh, this is nice. 589 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,577 Nice? She's driving me crazy. 590 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,310 You have got to stop complaining about me to her. 591 00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:47,112 I don't... complain. 592 00:31:47,136 --> 00:31:51,186 Well, you could see how I, as the nude, snoring whore, 593 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,487 would think so. 594 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:55,190 Okay, now I might vent a little bit, 595 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:58,201 but she's just trying to help. Well, the next time she tries to help, 596 00:31:58,225 --> 00:32:01,466 she's gonna get an old-fashioned in her face, 597 00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:05,070 so you better step up and start defending me. Okay, okay. 598 00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:07,402 Well, lovely powder room. 599 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,105 It's amazing that such a busy restaurant 600 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:12,659 can keep their bathroom cleaner than yours. 601 00:32:14,964 --> 00:32:18,483 Now, mama, that's... That's not very nice. 602 00:32:18,507 --> 00:32:20,485 Well, you're the one who told me 603 00:32:20,509 --> 00:32:23,188 you didn't marry her for her housekeepin'. 604 00:32:23,212 --> 00:32:25,920 You just need someone to teach these things. 605 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,222 You know what? 606 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,125 Why don't I stay a few extra weeks, 607 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,327 and you and I can spruce the house up? 608 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,330 And don't worry. I'll leave when the baby comes. 609 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:38,211 At my age, all that crying just cuts my nerves to shreds. 610 00:32:38,235 --> 00:32:41,366 Now the first thing we're gonna do... 611 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:44,269 Is wash your walls. 612 00:32:44,293 --> 00:32:47,042 Just 'cause we don't walk on 'em 613 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,114 doesn't mean they don't get dirty. 614 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,948 Now how do you remember that? 615 00:33:04,213 --> 00:33:06,000 Science project. Now when you used to read... 616 00:33:06,024 --> 00:33:09,234 Oh, my god! My water broke. What? 617 00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:11,066 My water just broke. I'm in labor. 618 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:14,339 We have to go. You're not due for a month. 619 00:33:14,363 --> 00:33:17,972 I don't know what to tell you, mama. Look at me. 620 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,345 Aah! Come on. We have to get you to the hospital. 621 00:33:20,369 --> 00:33:21,646 Well, yes, let's go. 622 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:25,350 No, no, no, you should take a cab home and start packing. 623 00:33:25,374 --> 00:33:27,352 This one feels like a crier. 624 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:29,614 Well, are you sure I should... 625 00:33:29,638 --> 00:33:32,217 Aah! Aah! Come on. 626 00:33:32,241 --> 00:33:35,160 Aah! Aah! Aah! 627 00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:38,023 Ah. Ah. 628 00:33:38,047 --> 00:33:40,325 You're doing great, honey. Just keep breathing. 629 00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:42,327 How close are the contractions? 630 00:33:42,351 --> 00:33:45,030 A few weeks apart. Wanna go to the movies? 631 00:33:45,054 --> 00:33:46,171 What? 632 00:33:46,195 --> 00:33:48,073 I'm not in labor, okay? 633 00:33:48,097 --> 00:33:50,205 But your water broke. I saw it. 634 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:52,207 That was club soda. 635 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:55,310 Amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge. What, you faked that? 636 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,312 I'm sorry. I panicked. 637 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,585 Your mother just invited herself to stay with us for three weeks, 638 00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:03,218 and you said nothing. I had to come up with a plan. 639 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:06,221 Well, what happens if we go home with no baby? 640 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,223 I didn't say it was a good plan. 641 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:10,225 Do you see the effect she has on me? 642 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,657 I just thank god I wasn't drinking coffee. 643 00:34:12,681 --> 00:34:16,331 I could've hurt myself. Okay, I get it. I'll talk to her. 644 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,462 Thank you. 645 00:34:17,486 --> 00:34:21,166 Do you wanna go back in there right now and tell her? 646 00:34:21,190 --> 00:34:24,269 No. No. The restaurant just comped our drinks. 647 00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,303 We'll tell her at home. 648 00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:31,216 Well, we've done enough damage for one day. 649 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,817 Let's go home. 650 00:34:32,841 --> 00:34:34,819 I want a corn dog first. 651 00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:37,452 Oh, honey, we're about to have dinner. 652 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,454 But I'm hungry now. I want a corn dog. 653 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,327 All right. Thank you. If you're hungry, 654 00:34:42,351 --> 00:34:46,268 I'll get you something healthy, and you can have it in the car. 655 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,294 Corn. Dog. Why can't I have one? 656 00:34:49,318 --> 00:34:51,296 Well, at this point, 657 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,339 because of the way you're acting. 658 00:34:54,363 --> 00:34:56,701 Please don't do this, Kayla. 659 00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:58,743 We have been having such a nice time. 660 00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:00,745 And we can keep having a nice time. 661 00:35:00,769 --> 00:35:02,747 Just give me what I want, 662 00:35:02,771 --> 00:35:05,680 or you're not gonna like what happens. 663 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:07,752 Are you... threatening me? 664 00:35:07,776 --> 00:35:09,454 I'm just saying, 665 00:35:09,478 --> 00:35:12,457 I got that idiot Preston to jump off the roof. 666 00:35:12,481 --> 00:35:15,420 Wonder what I could get penny to do. 667 00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:20,125 I'm sorry. 668 00:35:20,149 --> 00:35:24,369 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, but that was... 669 00:35:24,393 --> 00:35:27,632 That was horrible, what you said. 670 00:35:27,656 --> 00:35:29,434 And... and... 671 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:33,138 You should never say that again. 672 00:35:33,162 --> 00:35:34,609 Okay, so... 673 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,513 Come on. Let's go. Come on. 674 00:35:47,276 --> 00:35:49,294 Oh, Susan, you're up. 675 00:35:49,318 --> 00:35:51,326 Michael told me about your false labor. 676 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:54,329 That was unusual. Well, it happens. 677 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,840 I know, but usually your water doesn't break. 678 00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,403 Oh, that. Um... 679 00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:01,466 Turns out I spilled some club soda. 680 00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:04,269 Well, no surprise there. 681 00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:07,420 Michael told me what a klutzy Kathy you are. 682 00:36:10,399 --> 00:36:12,377 I'm glad he finds that cute. 683 00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:14,679 I myself don't have the Patience. 684 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:20,855 Hey, mama. 685 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,188 Hello, Michael. 686 00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:25,490 Do you have a mother's day present for me? 687 00:36:25,514 --> 00:36:29,834 He sure does, but I want mine first. 688 00:36:29,858 --> 00:36:31,836 Mama, we need to talk. 689 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:35,700 About what? About the way you talk to people. 690 00:36:35,724 --> 00:36:40,775 I mean, um, sometimes you can be a little too... honest. 691 00:36:44,273 --> 00:36:47,682 Sorry. Go on. 692 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,855 It's just... you don't realize how things sound 693 00:36:50,879 --> 00:36:53,618 when they're coming out of your mouth. 694 00:36:53,642 --> 00:36:56,621 I know you mean well... ohh! 695 00:36:56,645 --> 00:36:59,694 I'm getting to it. No, no, no, I-I love where this is going. 696 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,927 It's just that, mama, sometimes when you're talking to Susan... 697 00:37:02,951 --> 00:37:05,870 Susan, you look a little pale. Are you okay? 698 00:37:05,894 --> 00:37:08,711 Oh, she's fine. And I wish she'd cut it out. 699 00:37:08,735 --> 00:37:10,635 No, I'm not trying to... ow! 700 00:37:10,659 --> 00:37:12,907 Susan? 701 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,410 Are... are you going into labor? For real? 702 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:17,591 Maybe. Who cares? Let her have it. 703 00:37:17,615 --> 00:37:18,683 Okay, okay. 704 00:37:18,707 --> 00:37:21,316 Mama, you've gotta stop taking potshots at Susan. 705 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,888 She's my wife, and I love her, 706 00:37:23,912 --> 00:37:26,551 and I can't have you upsetting her. 707 00:37:26,575 --> 00:37:28,723 Sweetheart, I-I am deeply sorry and mortified. 708 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,855 If... if I've caused you any distress, 709 00:37:30,879 --> 00:37:33,528 I never meant to hurt your feelings. 710 00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:37,432 Apology accepted. Let's go. 711 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,756 Oh. Whoo! 712 00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:43,808 Happy mother's day! 713 00:37:43,832 --> 00:37:46,441 Oh. 714 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:48,613 Oh, my gosh! 715 00:37:48,637 --> 00:37:52,717 That is so sweet. Thank you so much. 716 00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:55,249 We're gonna go get your present. Yeah. 717 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,581 Okay. 718 00:37:56,605 --> 00:37:59,484 I hope you like turtles. 719 00:37:59,508 --> 00:38:02,256 So... 720 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,788 No Kayla? 721 00:38:03,812 --> 00:38:06,391 Well, she's still pretty upset. 722 00:38:06,415 --> 00:38:09,334 Again, I know I crossed the line, 723 00:38:09,358 --> 00:38:11,336 and I am so sorry. 724 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,338 You know what? Let's not get into this. 725 00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:15,340 I'm just gonna get angry all over again. 726 00:38:15,364 --> 00:38:18,548 Tom, if you had been there and heard what she said... 727 00:38:18,572 --> 00:38:20,567 It doesn't matter. You hit her. 728 00:38:22,631 --> 00:38:24,609 Honey, she's just a little girl. 729 00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:28,783 And now thanks to you, she's a frightened little girl. 730 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,015 Sorry to bother you, Dr. Dolan, 731 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:34,659 but you said I could call anytime. 732 00:38:34,683 --> 00:38:37,462 My mom... 733 00:38:37,486 --> 00:38:39,664 She hit me. 734 00:38:39,688 --> 00:38:41,666 No, it's not the first time. 735 00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:43,668 I was afraid to tell you 736 00:38:43,692 --> 00:38:46,679 'cause I knew what she would do if she found out. 737 00:38:46,703 --> 00:38:47,972 Please help me. 738 00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:50,905 I don't feel safe here. 739 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:54,609 I have to go. She's coming. 740 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:11,626 Uh, sorry about the mess. The maid took the week off. 741 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,459 You said you wanted to talk to me and... 742 00:39:14,483 --> 00:39:16,461 Tell me things about mom? 743 00:39:16,485 --> 00:39:20,435 You know what, kiddo? I-I had kind of a bad day yesterday. 744 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,908 I sat around here drinking, feeling sorry for myself. 745 00:39:23,932 --> 00:39:26,541 And... And then I called you. 746 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,543 That's okay. 747 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,545 If you're feeling sad or whatever, 748 00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:32,677 you should always call me. 749 00:39:32,701 --> 00:39:35,550 None of this is your fault. I hope you know that. 750 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:37,051 None of what? 751 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:40,625 I tried so hard to let the past just be the past. 752 00:39:40,649 --> 00:39:43,127 I didn't... I didn't wanna bring up 753 00:39:43,151 --> 00:39:45,590 who did what to who or why. 754 00:39:45,614 --> 00:39:47,562 What did mom say to you? 755 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,795 And it turns out I've been kidding myself all this time. 756 00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:52,967 This family that I've been fighting for... 757 00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,440 It just... it doesn't even... 758 00:39:55,464 --> 00:39:57,071 Exist. 759 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,903 We don't need her. 760 00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:00,905 I'm fine with just you and me. 761 00:40:00,929 --> 00:40:03,929 I'm happy now. 762 00:40:06,835 --> 00:40:10,915 Ow! Dad, you're hurting me. 763 00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:14,409 Dad, what's the matter? 764 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:19,564 You have to go. 765 00:40:19,588 --> 00:40:21,566 What's wrong? Did I do something? 766 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:25,520 Get outta here! Now! 767 00:40:39,808 --> 00:40:43,047 Ellie? Brunch is almost ready! 768 00:40:43,071 --> 00:40:45,049 This is gonna be so hard. 769 00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:47,752 You can't think of her as your friend. 770 00:40:47,776 --> 00:40:49,694 Think of her as a drug dealer 771 00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:52,978 who could've gotten us into a lot of trouble. I'll try. 772 00:40:56,124 --> 00:40:57,632 Oh! Shoot. 773 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:01,566 I wanted to surprise you. What's this? 774 00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:04,108 Well, you know, it's mother's day, and... 775 00:41:04,132 --> 00:41:07,119 I have kind of a crappy relationship with my mom, 776 00:41:07,143 --> 00:41:08,913 so... 777 00:41:08,937 --> 00:41:11,916 This is my way of saying thanks for being nicer to me 778 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:14,579 than she ever was. 779 00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:16,881 Oh. 780 00:41:16,905 --> 00:41:19,745 Oh, honey! 781 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:24,659 I'm glad I didn't get you the chocolates. 782 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:30,194 No, Travers, no, I decided spending mother's day with you 783 00:41:30,218 --> 00:41:31,696 is more important 784 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:35,870 than spending time showing people stupid houses. 785 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:39,173 Oh, love you, too, sweetheart. 786 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,676 Actually, I think mommy's gonna be spending 787 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,178 a lot more time with you from now on. 788 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:46,789 But we'll talk about that when I get there, okay? 789 00:41:46,813 --> 00:41:49,614 I love you, baby. I'll see you soon. 790 00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:01,025 It happens the second Sunday of every may. 791 00:42:01,049 --> 00:42:04,729 We celebrate the women 792 00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,731 who give us life... 793 00:42:06,755 --> 00:42:08,995 And so much more. 794 00:42:11,059 --> 00:42:14,899 The ones who protect us at all costs... 795 00:42:17,766 --> 00:42:22,836 Who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm... 796 00:42:24,873 --> 00:42:28,853 Who put our happiness ahead of their own. 797 00:42:30,579 --> 00:42:31,856 But mostly... 798 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,099 We celebrate a mother's love, 799 00:42:35,123 --> 00:42:39,303 which is constant, eternal... 800 00:42:39,327 --> 00:42:42,327 And there from the very beginning.