1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,109 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:05,052 The new neighbor... Oh, my god. Katherine. 3 00:00:05,076 --> 00:00:07,084 Turned out to be an old friend of Susan's... 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:11,188 And that pine tree in the back yard... It's my pride and joy. 5 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:14,021 Who had a problem making new friends. 6 00:00:14,045 --> 00:00:17,264 Oh, it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 7 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:19,466 Her daughter couldn't recall the past. 8 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,268 I'm Julie's mom. Who's Julie again? 9 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:23,770 Your best friend when you were little. 10 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:26,381 But her husband had news for Susan. You're pregnant. 11 00:00:26,405 --> 00:00:30,077 Lynette revealed her condition. I have cancer. 12 00:00:30,101 --> 00:00:33,110 Gaby and Carlos began a secret affair. 13 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,147 Can you get away tonight? Are you serious? 14 00:00:35,171 --> 00:00:38,145 And Edie uncovered a secret of another sort. 15 00:00:38,169 --> 00:00:39,616 Why didn't you ever tell me 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,288 about your offshore bank account... 17 00:00:41,312 --> 00:00:43,412 The one with $10 million in it? 18 00:00:45,276 --> 00:00:47,754 The great crime wave hit Wisteria Lane 19 00:00:47,778 --> 00:00:50,097 on a Tuesday afternoon. 20 00:00:50,121 --> 00:00:55,302 That's when residents found their barbecues upended... 21 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:59,206 Their clean laundry trampled... 22 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:03,540 And their skateboards missing. 23 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,551 Naturally, everyone began to ask 24 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:10,046 who could be responsible for such carnage. 25 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,549 The answer lay in the home of a neighbor 26 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:16,423 who, 20 minutes earlier, had been engaging in... 27 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:20,227 An altogether different type of crime. 28 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:22,229 Oh, I gotta get back. 29 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,536 I told Edie I was just going for a jog. 30 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,234 Do I look sweaty enough for a 5-mile run? 31 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:29,236 Yeah. Unfortunately, it's my sweat. 32 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:32,299 Mmm. Mmm. When are you gonna dump her? 33 00:01:32,323 --> 00:01:34,310 It's complicated, okay? 34 00:01:34,334 --> 00:01:38,175 Besides, I don't see you in any big hurry 35 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,676 to dump Victor. 36 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,178 Generally speaking, 37 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:44,456 women don't leave their husbands for guys who have girlfriends. 38 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,083 Just boot the bitch. What are you afraid of? 39 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,356 Hey, I am not afraid of... 40 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:52,119 Oh, my god! 41 00:01:52,143 --> 00:01:53,860 What the hell's the matter with you? 42 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:55,294 Edie! 43 00:02:00,151 --> 00:02:02,269 Gaby, you in there? Okay. 44 00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:04,303 One second! 45 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:12,279 Edie! What brings you here? 46 00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:14,516 I'm looking for Carlos. He went for a run, 47 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:17,113 but it was hours ago. Sorry. Haven't seen him. 48 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,386 Really? Because ida Greenberg said that she thought 49 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,388 she saw him on your porch. 50 00:02:21,412 --> 00:02:24,120 Uh, that's impossible, because he's there! There he is! 51 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,121 What? 52 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,315 Carlos! He's at your house. 53 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,627 Oh, he just let himself in. Oh. 54 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,759 There you go. He's home. 55 00:02:32,783 --> 00:02:35,563 Okay. Well, thanks. 56 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:40,407 You told her I was at home. 57 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:41,438 So? 58 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,440 So I'm not at home. I'm here. 59 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,174 What the hell am I supposed to do? 60 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:50,547 Edie! Edie, wait! 61 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,549 Wait, wait, wait! Don't go! 62 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,251 Don't go! Why? 63 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:58,785 Uh, you, uh, have a birthday coming up, 64 00:02:58,809 --> 00:03:02,479 and, uh, I don't know what to get ya. 65 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,898 Or maybe a coffeepot 66 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:15,202 or scented hangers 67 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:17,204 or... a nice clock radio. 68 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:19,206 Gaby, I don't have time for this. 69 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,248 Why don't you just surprise me? 70 00:03:21,272 --> 00:03:23,750 Uh, wait, but don't go! 71 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:26,884 I-I need a little more guidance! 72 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:53,209 Damn it, boys! You should not be screwing around in the streets! 73 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,973 Somebody's gonna get hurt! 74 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,968 Carlos! 75 00:04:21,992 --> 00:04:26,343 Can you believe this? Someone broke into our house. 76 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,875 Oh, my god. 77 00:04:28,899 --> 00:04:34,381 And so ended the great crime wave on Wisteria Lane. 78 00:04:34,405 --> 00:04:38,285 No one ever found out who was responsible... 79 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:42,889 Ew. Honey, you're all sweaty. Go clean up. 80 00:04:42,913 --> 00:04:50,913 Because it was an inside job. 81 00:05:00,471 --> 00:05:04,381 You will never see despair here... 82 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,335 Or rage. 83 00:05:07,638 --> 00:05:11,578 You will never see the tiniest bit of regret. 84 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,465 You see, the people who live here have learned 85 00:05:18,489 --> 00:05:21,628 there is one sure way of hiding their secrets... Hey. 86 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:23,930 From their neighbors. 87 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:29,406 That's why, in the suburbs, there is nothing more deceptive 88 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,430 than a smile. 89 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,983 So what did Julie say, exactly? 90 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:39,916 She said Dylan's not the same girl. 91 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,918 Not the same girl like she's changed, 92 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,596 or not the same girl because she's been replaced by a robot? I know it sounds weird, 93 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,854 but Julie says Dylan does not remember anything 94 00:05:47,878 --> 00:05:49,356 about living here. 95 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,358 Well, maybe she blocked it out. 96 00:05:51,382 --> 00:05:54,466 Did something bad happen to her when she was young? I'm not sure. 97 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:57,103 But there was something odd about the way they left. 98 00:05:57,127 --> 00:05:58,334 So... 99 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,837 If it isn't the early morning gossip brigade. 100 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,061 Who are we dishing today? Uh, Susan. 101 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:08,966 She's standing right there. 102 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,380 Oh, my god. Have you been there this whole time? 103 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,755 Anyway, I wanted to talk to you girls about Lynette. 104 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:22,589 What about her? Well, since she's been so tired from chemo, 105 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:25,700 I thought it'd be nice if we did something for her, 106 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:27,394 like bring her lunch? 107 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:29,095 Uh, that sounds great. Yeah, let's do it. 108 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:31,798 Um, Gaby, why don't you bring your vegetable lasagne? 109 00:06:31,822 --> 00:06:33,500 Susan, you do beverages, 110 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:36,408 and, uh, Katherine, why don't you bring a simple green salad? 111 00:06:36,432 --> 00:06:37,644 I'd rather bring dessert. 112 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:40,407 Oh, no need, dear. I always bring dessert. 113 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:42,949 Oh, I'm thinking my lemon meringue pie. 114 00:06:42,973 --> 00:06:44,581 Oh, yum. 115 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:47,784 Yeah, here's the thing. The movers lost my salad bowl. 116 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,786 My pie plates, on the other hand... 117 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,488 Will not be needed. 118 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:55,492 As I said, I always bring dessert. 119 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,167 I know. 120 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:04,571 I will lend you my salad bowl. 121 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:07,995 You really don't wanna miss Bree's pie. It's perfect. 122 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,909 Who am I to argue with perfection? 123 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,813 Sorry. It's just, something has been driving me crazy. 124 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,869 Now you're perfect. 125 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:32,158 D-Does it hurt? 126 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:35,602 It's a little uncomfortable, but I'm fine. 127 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,126 Take a card. 128 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:43,109 Hey, I told you I'm collecting queens. 129 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,511 Pay attention. 130 00:07:44,535 --> 00:07:47,013 You remember we played this 131 00:07:47,037 --> 00:07:48,875 when you were in labor with Parker? 132 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:51,548 42 hours without meds. 133 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,050 I'll never forget what a trouper you were. 134 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,591 Well, let's not compose my eulogy just yet. 135 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:57,907 I'm still troupin'. 136 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,757 Take a card. 137 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,458 Right. 138 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,931 It's funny. 139 00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:08,094 We played cards on our honeymoon the day that it rained. 140 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:10,597 Do you remember that? We... we lit a fire... 141 00:08:10,621 --> 00:08:12,221 You're doing it again. 142 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:15,141 Sorry. 143 00:08:15,165 --> 00:08:17,974 Hey, I told you I'm collecting queens. 144 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,877 Shoot. That's right. 145 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:24,110 Oh, my god. Are youlettingme win? 146 00:08:24,134 --> 00:08:26,983 I just wanna make you feel good. 147 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,686 By taking all the fun out of the kill? 148 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:33,219 Honey, I'm sorry. It's just... 149 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:36,122 I love you so much. 150 00:08:36,146 --> 00:08:37,794 Out. 151 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,826 What? 152 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,828 You are supposed to be distracting me, 153 00:08:41,852 --> 00:08:43,700 not depressing the hell out of me. 154 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,811 You're kicking me out of chemo? 155 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:47,756 I'll see you at home. 156 00:08:50,561 --> 00:08:52,809 Honey, I'm your ride. 157 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,211 Just go. I'll cab it. 158 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:58,885 There's that trouper that I admire so much. 159 00:08:58,909 --> 00:09:00,609 Out! 160 00:09:12,122 --> 00:09:15,632 Carlos! Hi! 161 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,634 Hey, there's my birthday girl. 162 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,765 Oh. Mmm! 163 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:21,007 It's a nice car. 164 00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:22,238 We got company? 165 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,940 No. 166 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,042 Then whose is it? 167 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:32,148 It's... your birthday present to me. Surprise! 168 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:36,122 A car. I was gonna get you earrings. 169 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:37,884 So? Get 'em. 170 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:41,157 And I will drive around with the top down 171 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,329 so everyone can see them. 172 00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:45,331 Edie, I can't afford this. 173 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:46,833 Of course you can. 174 00:09:46,857 --> 00:09:49,335 Just move some of your offshore money onshore. 175 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:51,337 I told you, that account was a secret, 176 00:09:51,361 --> 00:09:53,339 which it's not gonna be for long 177 00:09:53,363 --> 00:09:55,633 if I start buying $80,000 cars. 178 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,277 Now I'm sensing that this little nest egg of yours 179 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,751 is a teensy bit illegal. 180 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,352 Where'd it come from? 181 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:09,315 You don't need to know that, and the I.R.S. Doesn't, either. 182 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:11,317 You want me to go to jail? 183 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,819 Goodness, Carlos. 184 00:10:12,843 --> 00:10:17,664 I-I had no idea that your situation was so... 185 00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:20,266 Precarious. 186 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:22,929 Well... I guess 187 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:26,140 I'll just have to take this back to the dealership. 188 00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:28,626 Thank you for understanding, babe. 189 00:10:30,901 --> 00:10:33,880 Look, if... If you don't want the earrings, 190 00:10:33,904 --> 00:10:36,643 just pick something else out instead. 191 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,144 Just not too extravagant. 192 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:41,187 Don't worry. I have a thought, 193 00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:43,711 and it's right in your price range. 194 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,276 Oh! Hi. Hi. 195 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,278 Hey, Katherine. What's going on? 196 00:11:12,302 --> 00:11:14,650 Why is there a moving Van in your driveway? 197 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,758 Oh, I meant to call you. I, uh... 198 00:11:16,782 --> 00:11:19,756 It's just been so nuts. I got a new job... in Chicago. 199 00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:23,429 What? You're just leaving, like that? 200 00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:25,431 I know! It's crazy, huh? 201 00:11:25,455 --> 00:11:27,934 I really wish I had time to talk, 202 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,936 but I gotta finish packing. Oh, whoa. No, hang on. 203 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,969 Let me just run and get Julie so she can say good-bye to Dylan. Oh, we're really in a rush. 204 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,977 I don't think we're gonna have time... 205 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:38,975 Th-that's okay, guys! Keep packing! I'll clean it up! 206 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,346 Katherine? 207 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:41,848 Are you okay? 208 00:11:41,872 --> 00:11:44,811 You seem a little jumpy. 209 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:48,335 I just had a-a long night, and I-I have a lot to do. 210 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,840 I'm really gonna miss you. 211 00:11:58,248 --> 00:11:59,896 Katherine, hi. 212 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,398 Oh, uh, I brought you that salad bowl. 213 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,901 Oh, thank you. You're so thoughtful. 214 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,804 No problem. Hey, you know, I was meaning to ask you, 215 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,106 how did that job in Chicago work out? 216 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,038 Job? 217 00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:15,086 You know, the one that you left so suddenly for. 218 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,083 Oh, right. Yes, of course. Uh, good. 219 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:20,116 Uh, it worked out well... very challenging. Oh. 220 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,719 I've got something in the stove. I've gotta go. 221 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,023 Oh. 222 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,406 Susan. 223 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,909 What? I'm eating for two. 224 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:45,511 Well, do both of you wanna be fat? 225 00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:47,944 Okay, when I'm in labor and I am pushing and screaming 226 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,946 to bringyourchild into the world, 227 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,948 do you really want me to remember 228 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,950 that you denied me syrup? 229 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,923 Carry on. 230 00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:59,986 Mom, I need to talk to you about tonight. 231 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,858 Oh, my god. 232 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,931 Is it about Matt's party? 233 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:07,794 Yeah. It turns out it doesn't start until 10:00, 234 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:09,896 so can I stay out till 1:00? 235 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,899 Well, uh, well, the Johnsons live right down the road. 236 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,872 Yeah, I guess that's fine. Thanks. 237 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,875 Whoa, whoa. Is this the Johnsons over on crestview? Yeah. 238 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,277 Yeah, I-I don't think you should go to that. 239 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:25,181 Why not? Well, I've done a couple jobs at that house, 240 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,383 and they have some really wild parties. 241 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,086 I don't even wanna tell you what I've snaked out of that toilet. Those were his brother's parties. 242 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,517 Matt's not like that. 243 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,519 All 17-year-old guys are like that. 244 00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:37,063 The only reason my buddies and I even had parties 245 00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:39,395 was to get girls wasted. Well, I don't drink. 246 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,897 Neither did missy Taylor, 247 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:44,901 and fast-forward to her tying her bra on my car antenna. 248 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,572 I really appreciate your concern, 249 00:13:46,596 --> 00:13:49,075 but my mom already told me I could go. 250 00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,576 Well, that's true. 251 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:55,510 Just giving my opinion. It's up to your mom. 252 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,447 Uh, well... 253 00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:03,971 I mean, you both make a-a good case. 254 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:11,157 Um... but I think I'm gonna have to agree with, uh... 255 00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:14,030 And you know I love you both... Decide. 256 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,007 Mike. I'm going with Mike. What? 257 00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:19,265 Well, it sounds like this party could be on the wild side, 258 00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,908 and it is starting very late. This is so unfair. 259 00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,409 I'm sorry, honey. 260 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:26,143 You wanted a decision. This is my decision. 261 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,921 Moresyrup? 262 00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:37,275 Missy Taylor? 263 00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,449 Carry on. 264 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:48,935 Look at your little Dylan, all grown up. 265 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,196 Karen McCluskey. 266 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,198 I babysat you way back when. 267 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,200 You were a biter. 268 00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:56,402 Well, I hope I didn't hurt you. 269 00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,404 Nah, you were a cutie... But loud. 270 00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:01,407 I remember the racket you used to make on your tricycle. 271 00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:04,410 I gave your dad hell four putting that horn on it. 272 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:05,982 My dad? 273 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:06,983 Mm-hmm. 274 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,985 How could you know my dad? 275 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,657 He left when I was a baby. 276 00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:14,120 Nah, he used to come around once in a while. 277 00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:16,154 Anyway, nice to have you back. 278 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,627 Please let me help. 279 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:24,000 I feel so guilty just sitting here. 280 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:28,038 Do not move. We want to pamper you, so please let us. Thank you. 281 00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,206 Hey, so how's the chemotherapy going? 282 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,980 Oh, no, no. She doesn't want to talk about that. I don't mind. 283 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,944 Oh, come on. Let's dig in to the pie. Looks amazing. 284 00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:41,387 Wow. 285 00:15:41,411 --> 00:15:44,550 Oh, my god. Bree, that is, like, the best pie you've ever made. 286 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:48,424 Well, thank you. I don't think I did anything differently. 287 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,164 This is not my pie. 288 00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:06,612 Okay, you caught me. It's mine. 289 00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:10,076 What happened to the pie that I brought? Oh, I was a little sneaky, 290 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,549 and I put it in the fridge. I just wanted you to try mine. 291 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,982 Well, did we or did we not agree 292 00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:17,984 thatiwould bring the dessert? 293 00:16:18,008 --> 00:16:20,987 I know, but everyone says you're such an amazing baker, 294 00:16:21,011 --> 00:16:23,990 and I was hoping you would give me some tips 295 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,961 to improve my recipe. 296 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,963 Well, clearly no tips are needed. 297 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:32,117 As my friends said, "best pie ever made." 298 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:37,248 Well, then perhaps you shouldn't have said anything. 299 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:40,467 I would have been happy for everyone to think it was yours. 300 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,650 So back to chemo... 301 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,152 How's that been? 302 00:16:46,176 --> 00:16:49,515 Yeah, so far... 303 00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,257 Not that bad. 304 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:55,261 Though I did have to kick Tom out yesterday. 305 00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:57,423 Why? 306 00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:59,425 He was getting so emotional. 307 00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:02,998 It felt like the last 20 minutes of "Brian's song." 308 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:09,275 So... I guess I'm in the market for a new chemo buddy. 309 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:13,129 Well, I would be more than happy to go with you. 310 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:17,183 Count me in. 311 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,514 I'll sit with you. 312 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,517 I volunteer at the hospital, so I'll be there anyway. 313 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,018 Oh! My god, you guys. 314 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:27,053 I'm so touched you're all willing to do this. 315 00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:29,077 What are friends for? 316 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,460 Gaby? 317 00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:38,494 Oh, no cream for me, thanks. 318 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,077 She upstaged your lemon meringue pie? 319 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,479 You've gotta be kidding. 320 00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,486 I'm not. That despicable woman 321 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:58,184 was just supposed to bring a simple green salad. 322 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,186 She not only brought a pie... 323 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,057 She hid mine and served hers. 324 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,730 Well, that's beyond despicable. That's culinary terrorism. 325 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:09,165 Oh, it gets worse. Her pie was better than mine. 326 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,066 Impossible. 327 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,400 It's true. Everyone thought so. 328 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,504 Even me. Oh, and that simple green salad... 329 00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:21,847 Mache and baby arugula with duck confit and candied walnuts! 330 00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,849 My god, she plays to win. 331 00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:26,860 I have been here for hours trying to replicate her recipe, 332 00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:29,515 and nothing has even come close! 333 00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:32,718 Don't be so hard on yourself. This one's fantastic. 334 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:36,222 That's hers! 335 00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:37,363 Sorry. 336 00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:40,366 Orson, what am I gonna do? 337 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,368 You might have to bite the bullet 338 00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:44,730 and ask her for her recipe. 339 00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:46,707 What? Surrender? Debase myself? 340 00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:48,704 Bree, it's your signature pie. 341 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,207 You make it for parties, church suppers, bake sales. 342 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,180 If she's always right there behind you 343 00:18:54,204 --> 00:18:57,288 with her superior version, staking out her claim 344 00:18:57,312 --> 00:18:59,285 as Fairview's number one homemaker... 345 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:02,117 She will have stolen my entire identity. 346 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,749 Well, I wouldn't go that far. 347 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:05,251 No, it's true. 348 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:08,594 The only thing about me that's special 349 00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:11,278 is what I can do in the kitchen. 350 00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:15,661 You're right. 351 00:19:15,685 --> 00:19:18,364 I have got to get that recipe... 352 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:23,869 By any means necessary. 353 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,741 Hey, Gaby. 354 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,843 Hey, what's up? 355 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,216 Well... I felt a little weird 356 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,218 about something that happened at lunch, 357 00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:34,720 and I thought we should talk about it. 358 00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:37,228 I know. Do you believe that pie business? 359 00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:39,285 I thought Bree's head was gonna explode. 360 00:19:39,309 --> 00:19:42,309 No, not that. 361 00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:45,700 Okay, I don't know how to say this, 362 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,693 so I'm just gonna say it. 363 00:19:47,717 --> 00:19:50,696 When everyone was offering to come with me to chemo... 364 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,169 Even Katherine, who I don't even know, 365 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,647 you sort of clammed up. What was that about? 366 00:19:56,671 --> 00:20:00,206 Well, it just seemed like people had it pretty well covered. 367 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,678 Yeah, but between us, 368 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,680 you're the one I really want there. 369 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,691 Out of everyone, you're the most fun, 370 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,684 and I need that now. 371 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,656 Oh, that's sweet. 372 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,359 But to be honest, I don't like hospitals. 373 00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:14,660 Nobody likes hospitals. 374 00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:17,368 Unfortunately, that's the place you have to go 375 00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:19,887 when you're sick, or your friends are. 376 00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:23,491 Youaremy friend, right? 377 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,833 What, is this a test of our friendship? 378 00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:30,257 Yeah... kinda. 379 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,231 Can I pencil you in? 380 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,366 I can't wait. 381 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:47,024 Psst! Come here. 382 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:54,752 Okay, I'll come there. 383 00:20:55,885 --> 00:20:58,364 Are you still mad at me about the party? 384 00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:00,506 Oh, you picked up on that, did you? 385 00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:03,008 Okay, look, I've been thinking about things, and... 386 00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:05,779 Just forget what I said earlier. 387 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,344 You mean I can go? 388 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,646 Shh! Jeez! Ooh, Mike's in the other room. You're not gonna tell him? 389 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,349 No, and neither are you. Why are you walking on eggshells? 390 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,657 You are my mother. You have every right to override him. I know. 391 00:21:16,681 --> 00:21:19,655 I just... I think it's sweet that he worries about you, 392 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,657 and I want him to feel like he's part 393 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,659 of the decision making process. 394 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,440 Well, clearly he's not if you're going behind his back. 395 00:21:26,464 --> 00:21:28,564 Do you wanna go or not? 396 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,266 Yes! Yes, I really wanna go to the party. 397 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,639 Party? You guys still talking about that? 398 00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:37,272 Can you believe it? 399 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,275 Ugh! Let it go. You know, Mike and I decided... 400 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,478 No party, and that's final. 401 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:57,323 Bree. 402 00:21:57,347 --> 00:21:59,325 I hope this isn't a bad time. 403 00:21:59,349 --> 00:22:01,827 I just wanted to bring you a housewarming gift. 404 00:22:01,851 --> 00:22:04,330 It's the recipe for my special mincemeat pie. 405 00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:07,481 It wouldn't be Thanksgiving at my house without it. 406 00:22:07,505 --> 00:22:11,437 Well... Aren't you thoughtful? 407 00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:13,739 Let me just file this in my recipe box. 408 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,490 Well, as long as we're swapping pie recipes, 409 00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:20,346 I would love the one for your fabulous lemon meringue. 410 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:23,519 Really? I'm so flattered you'd ask. 411 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,723 But I don't share that. 412 00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:29,825 Excuse me? 413 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,458 You have to understand... 414 00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:33,959 I experimented for years 415 00:22:33,983 --> 00:22:37,703 before I came up with my secret ingredient. 416 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:41,467 Which is what? Vanilla? Nutmeg? Cardamom? 417 00:22:41,491 --> 00:22:44,440 If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. 418 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,474 It would just be an ingredient. 419 00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:51,577 Well, that, um, hardly seems neighborly. 420 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:54,850 After all, I just gave you the recipe for my mincemeat pie. 421 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,028 Yes, and it's a very good one. I have the book it came from. 422 00:22:58,052 --> 00:23:00,025 That recipe is not from a book. 423 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:03,859 That recipe was handed down to me from my mother. 424 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,370 Well, unless your mother was Betty Crocker, 425 00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:08,764 she got it from a book. 426 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,537 Oh, dear. Now I've upset you. 427 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:14,099 No. No, I am not upset. 428 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:17,107 I'm just confused as to why you seem so determined 429 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:19,044 to get off on the wrong foot. 430 00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:21,046 First you bring a pie to Lynette's, 431 00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,048 when I clearly assigned you the salad... 432 00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,581 Now, see, that's wherei'mconfused. 433 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,583 Just what, please, gives you the right 434 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,786 to decide who brings what to a luncheon that I suggested? 435 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,488 Well, it's tradition. 436 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,490 I always organize our little get-togethers, 437 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,722 and I always bring dessert. 438 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:38,724 Well, then, how lovely that I'm back 439 00:23:38,748 --> 00:23:41,548 and can shoulder that burden for you. 440 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,631 Just... give me the recipe! 441 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:48,403 Sorry. I can't. 442 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,477 I do hope this doesn't keep us from being friends, 443 00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:53,801 because I like you, Bree. 444 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,987 And I'm sure if you put your mind to it, 445 00:24:02,011 --> 00:24:03,489 you can come up 446 00:24:03,513 --> 00:24:05,996 with an even better lemon meringue pie than mine. 447 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:09,555 The trick is finding that perfect blend of sweet and sour. 448 00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:13,219 Well, you've certainly mastered that, dear. 449 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:27,042 So when do I get to see my big surprise? 450 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,875 Wait for it. Wait for it. 451 00:24:29,899 --> 00:24:31,847 Ta-da. 452 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:36,682 Whoa. All that syrup went straight to your boobs. 453 00:24:36,706 --> 00:24:41,026 So it's not my imagination. They're bigger, right? 454 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:42,187 Uh, yeah. 455 00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:45,060 Especially the right one. 456 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,592 Mike! 457 00:24:46,616 --> 00:24:49,495 Just kidding. Pick those up and bring 'em over here. 458 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:51,497 Well, I'd better warn you. 459 00:24:51,521 --> 00:24:53,499 I may have to work the shoulders. 460 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,140 ♪ Ba-boom, ba-boom ♪ 461 00:24:55,164 --> 00:24:57,242 Mmm. 462 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,604 Mmm. 463 00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:00,546 Mmm. Hey. 464 00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:03,048 That thing with Julie and the party this morning... 465 00:25:03,072 --> 00:25:05,480 Mm-hmm? Thanks for backing me up. 466 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,488 It meant a lot, and I know it wasn't easy for you. 467 00:25:08,512 --> 00:25:11,486 Uh, yeah, well, you know, sometimes you gotta hang tough. 468 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,859 Mm, well, you did the right thing. 469 00:25:13,883 --> 00:25:16,892 I drove by that house tonight. Mm-hmm? 470 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,894 That party was out of control. What? 471 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,627 Yeah, there were kids staggering around drunk... 472 00:25:22,652 --> 00:25:24,129 Puking in the gutter, 473 00:25:24,153 --> 00:25:26,640 and then I saw some girls running around topless. 474 00:25:27,897 --> 00:25:30,536 I'm sure the cops will be there any minute. 475 00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:34,209 We need whipped cream. 476 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,681 What? 477 00:25:35,705 --> 00:25:38,614 Well, I don't think that you can have sexy date night 478 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:39,915 without whipped cream. 479 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:43,018 Can't and won't. 480 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,551 Well, I... I can go get some. 481 00:25:45,575 --> 00:25:47,853 No, no, you've, uh, worked all day. 482 00:25:47,877 --> 00:25:50,577 You stay here. I'll go to the store. 483 00:25:54,884 --> 00:25:57,863 Could you get more syrup? 484 00:25:57,887 --> 00:26:00,057 Make a wish. 485 00:26:03,993 --> 00:26:06,912 So I'm dying to see what I got you. 486 00:26:06,936 --> 00:26:09,274 How thoughtful was I? 487 00:26:09,298 --> 00:26:11,647 Very. 488 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,871 Open it. 489 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,025 "Yes!" 490 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,649 Not yet. I haven't asked the question. 491 00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:28,986 Will you marry me, Carlos solis? 492 00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:34,940 And you say... 493 00:26:34,964 --> 00:26:37,873 You're proposing? 494 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,646 You said you didn't want to spend too much. 495 00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:43,108 So what's more affordable than a promise? 496 00:26:43,132 --> 00:26:44,309 Look, Edie... 497 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,251 I'm doing this for you. 498 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:49,755 If the I.R.S. Gets wind of your... rainy day fund, 499 00:26:49,779 --> 00:26:51,987 they could make me testify against you. 500 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:56,692 Butif I were your wife... 501 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:59,665 How are they going to find out? 502 00:26:59,689 --> 00:27:02,097 Oh, honey, people talk... 503 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:05,321 Angry people, disappointed people. 504 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,274 Come on. Say your line. 505 00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:11,298 It's my birthday. 506 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,114 Fine. 507 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,316 We're engaged. 508 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,720 Oh! Carlos! 509 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:28,053 I think I'm gonna cry. 510 00:27:28,077 --> 00:27:32,097 Yeah, me, too. 511 00:27:33,823 --> 00:27:36,306 I mean, how weird is that? My mom always told me 512 00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:38,734 that my dad took off right after I was born. 513 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,136 So did she explain what McCluskey said? I didn't tell her. 514 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,209 She kinda freaks out anytime I bring him up. 515 00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:47,217 Dylan, you have a right to know about your dad. 516 00:27:47,241 --> 00:27:49,114 You've got to confront her. Yeah, right. 517 00:27:49,138 --> 00:27:53,048 I could never do that. She isn't cool like your mom. 518 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:54,920 ♪♪♪ 519 00:27:54,944 --> 00:27:57,382 Hi. It's my birthday. 520 00:27:57,406 --> 00:27:59,785 Oh, that must mean you're Matt. 521 00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:01,987 I'm Susan Mayer, and I'm... All righty. 522 00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:06,832 Boomer, you magnificent bastard! You actually did it! 523 00:28:06,856 --> 00:28:08,864 It wasn't me, but happy birthday, man. 524 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,967 Well, it was somebody. Who cares? Gather 'round, men. 525 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:15,170 So you like this music? 526 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,671 Yeah, it's fine. 527 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,144 Would somebody just tell me where I can find... 528 00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:21,106 Hey, enough talking. Just take it off. 529 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:22,677 We're feeling generous tonight. 530 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,710 Oh, my god! 531 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:26,181 I'm not a stripper. 532 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,683 You're not? Is this gonna happen or what? 533 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,886 Boomer, she's not a stripper. 534 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,058 Well, what's with the implants? 535 00:28:33,082 --> 00:28:34,942 I'm pregnant. 536 00:28:38,748 --> 00:28:40,848 That's hot. 537 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:46,701 Sorry. Should've known you were Julie's mom. 538 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,204 You're way too gorgeous to be a stripper. 539 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,206 If that's your lame attempt 540 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,879 to keep me from calling your parents... 541 00:28:53,903 --> 00:28:55,741 It worked. Well played. 542 00:28:59,468 --> 00:29:01,787 Excuse me. Oh. Aah! 543 00:29:01,811 --> 00:29:03,718 Yeah! 544 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,420 Uh, uh... 545 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,923 ♪♪♪ 546 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,955 Mom, what are you doing here? 547 00:29:09,979 --> 00:29:12,958 I am taking you home. This party is out of control. 548 00:29:12,982 --> 00:29:15,000 No, it's not. 549 00:29:15,024 --> 00:29:17,507 Well, of course you don't think it is, 550 00:29:17,531 --> 00:29:19,935 because you're knocking back a big cup of... 551 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:23,168 Mm... orange soda. 552 00:29:23,192 --> 00:29:24,810 I don't believe this. 553 00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:28,814 Well, believe it. We're going. You, too, Dylan. Come on. 554 00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:33,879 And what are you wearing? It's embarrassing. 555 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:35,881 Yeah, well, boomer likes it. 556 00:29:35,905 --> 00:29:37,845 ♪♪♪ 557 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:49,164 Call me tomorrow. 558 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:53,058 We'll go to a movie my mom can drag us out of. 559 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,077 Look, I get that you're upset. 560 00:29:57,101 --> 00:29:59,774 No, I'm confused. First, I can go to the party, 561 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,776 then I can't because Mike says no. 562 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,779 Then I can, but "don't tell Mike and behave yourself." 563 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,890 So I behave myself, and you punish me. 564 00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,183 Okay, I admit 565 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:10,986 that there's a certain lack of consistency there. 566 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,488 It's like... Ever since you got married, 567 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:14,890 I can't win. 568 00:30:16,245 --> 00:30:18,964 Do you think this is easy for me? 569 00:30:18,988 --> 00:30:20,265 Trying to keep peace 570 00:30:20,289 --> 00:30:22,968 between a new husband and a teenage daughter? 571 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:26,006 You're always putting me in the middle. Ugh. I don't do that. 572 00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,503 Please. Every time you and Mike disagree on something, 573 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:31,877 you give me the look... That pitiful face 574 00:30:31,901 --> 00:30:33,879 that says if I don't back you up, 575 00:30:33,903 --> 00:30:36,211 I love the other one more. 576 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:38,914 I don't expect you to side with me every time. 577 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,946 Just make a decision and stick to it. 578 00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:42,487 And no more lying. 579 00:30:42,511 --> 00:30:43,989 Well, you're right. 580 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:47,260 I'm an adult, and I need to be honest about these things, 581 00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:51,546 and I will be... Starting tomorrow. 582 00:30:55,424 --> 00:30:57,462 Hey. 583 00:30:57,486 --> 00:31:00,265 Look who I picked up coming out of the movies... 584 00:31:00,289 --> 00:31:03,368 A p.G. Movie. Is this the perfect teenager or what? 585 00:31:03,392 --> 00:31:06,011 Oh, the movies, huh? That's funny. 586 00:31:06,035 --> 00:31:08,313 'Cause one of Julie's friends just called 587 00:31:08,337 --> 00:31:10,315 to make sure she got home from the party. 588 00:31:10,339 --> 00:31:12,017 She was worried 589 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:14,920 when she saw you leaving with a stripper. 590 00:31:14,944 --> 00:31:16,922 The jig is up, mom. 591 00:31:16,946 --> 00:31:19,224 No, no, we can salvage this. 592 00:31:19,248 --> 00:31:21,256 Just work with me. 593 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,528 I did go to the party. 594 00:31:23,552 --> 00:31:26,266 Mom went behind your back and told me I could. 595 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:29,094 But I-I didn't drink or do anything I shouldn't have. 596 00:31:29,118 --> 00:31:33,999 Glad to hear it, and, uh, thanks foryourhonesty. 597 00:31:34,023 --> 00:31:36,010 You know, this perfect teenager thing 598 00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:38,904 is really starting to chap my ass. 599 00:31:38,928 --> 00:31:41,176 I'm going to bed. 600 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,956 Please tell me this isn't gonna be one of those things 601 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:49,955 where you leave me and I go screaming down the street. 602 00:31:49,979 --> 00:31:52,517 Why'd you go behind my back? 603 00:31:52,541 --> 00:31:54,990 I'm sorry. 604 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:57,001 You gotta understand, for so long, 605 00:31:57,025 --> 00:31:59,064 it's just been Julie and me, 606 00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:01,566 and I've made all the decisions alone. 607 00:32:01,590 --> 00:32:03,528 You felt so strongly. 608 00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:06,276 It was just an opinion, really. She's your daughter. 609 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,273 I completely respect your right 610 00:32:08,297 --> 00:32:10,275 to raise her however you want. 611 00:32:10,299 --> 00:32:11,636 Thanks. 612 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,980 Now that being said, this baby is ours. 613 00:32:15,004 --> 00:32:16,982 So we'll get to make 614 00:32:17,006 --> 00:32:19,484 all those parenting decisions together, right? 615 00:32:19,508 --> 00:32:20,946 Right. 616 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:23,570 So can we go back to date night? 617 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:30,025 Only if you work the shoulders. 618 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:32,697 Oh. 619 00:32:32,721 --> 00:32:34,159 Mmm. 620 00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:42,407 Gaby, where have you been? 621 00:32:42,431 --> 00:32:45,310 You went to the bathroom, like, half an hour ago. 622 00:32:45,334 --> 00:32:49,044 Oh, sorry. I stopped off to get you some magazines. 623 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:52,047 "Top ten new hairstyles." 624 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,120 Yeah, well, I'm kinda bald right now, but thanks. 625 00:32:55,144 --> 00:32:58,128 Why don't I go check if there are some other ones? 626 00:32:58,152 --> 00:33:01,256 No, no, I don't need magazines. I need company. Sit down. 627 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,080 You've been bouncing around since you got here. 628 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:08,963 So... 629 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:13,638 How do you like being the first lady of Fairview? It's good. 630 00:33:13,662 --> 00:33:16,571 Are you cold? They keep it cold in here. 631 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:17,972 I'm fine. 632 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,975 So tell me something. When you go to a ribbon cutting, 633 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,009 do you get to keep those gigantic novelty scissors? 634 00:33:24,033 --> 00:33:25,310 You must be freezing. 635 00:33:25,334 --> 00:33:27,987 You know, I have the cutest shawl in the car, 636 00:33:28,011 --> 00:33:30,655 so I'm just gonna run out and get it for you. 637 00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:33,688 Boy, you really don't wanna be here, do ya? 638 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:37,622 What are you talking about? I'm trying to help. 639 00:33:37,646 --> 00:33:40,486 Yeah, in any way that gets you out of this room. 640 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:46,336 I'm sorry. It's just hospitals are hard for me. 641 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,333 Yeah, you told me, but, jeez, Gaby, 642 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:51,176 don't you care enough to make an effort? 643 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,778 You think I don't care? 644 00:33:53,802 --> 00:33:57,142 I get it. You're uncomfortable. 645 00:33:57,166 --> 00:34:01,036 Just go. I'm fine. 646 00:34:02,611 --> 00:34:05,290 I'm fine. 647 00:34:14,623 --> 00:34:17,602 Did I ever tell you about my father? 648 00:34:17,626 --> 00:34:20,186 He had cancer, too. 649 00:34:22,091 --> 00:34:25,610 Started in the liver, went into his bones, 650 00:34:25,634 --> 00:34:28,173 and ten months later, he was dead. 651 00:34:28,197 --> 00:34:30,415 Thanks for that encouraging story. 652 00:34:30,439 --> 00:34:32,169 I'm not finished. 653 00:34:35,104 --> 00:34:36,581 Those last weeks, 654 00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:40,555 every day we thought we were gonna lose him. 655 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,088 And every day, before I would go into his room, 656 00:34:43,112 --> 00:34:46,591 my mom would say, "no tears." 657 00:34:46,615 --> 00:34:48,593 "Daddy wants to see you smiling. 658 00:34:48,617 --> 00:34:51,117 If you're gonna cry, you can't go in." 659 00:34:52,621 --> 00:34:57,102 So... on the last night... 660 00:34:57,126 --> 00:34:59,696 I sat there and I watched him die. 661 00:35:02,671 --> 00:35:04,149 His eyes were closed, 662 00:35:04,173 --> 00:35:06,811 but I thought he could still see me. 663 00:35:06,835 --> 00:35:10,105 So I kept smiling... 664 00:35:13,142 --> 00:35:14,682 All night. 665 00:35:18,147 --> 00:35:19,764 I was 5. 666 00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:23,168 Oh, my god. 667 00:35:23,192 --> 00:35:25,170 But on the plus side, 668 00:35:25,194 --> 00:35:28,438 I made a pretty good career out of knowing how to smile 669 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:31,197 when I didn't really feel like it. 670 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:40,305 But I can't pretend with you. 671 00:35:43,212 --> 00:35:45,890 Not when I'm scared I'm gonna lose you. 672 00:35:45,914 --> 00:35:49,294 You're not gonna lose me. 673 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:53,728 You promise? 674 00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:56,461 'Cause if I did... 675 00:35:56,485 --> 00:35:59,864 Then... 676 00:35:59,888 --> 00:36:03,137 God! I'm such a mess. 677 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,211 It's okay. Come here. Let it go. Oh. 678 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,486 Honey? 679 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:54,819 I'm going to get Adam. Be right back. 680 00:36:54,843 --> 00:36:57,393 Mom? 681 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,725 Can I talk to you about something? 682 00:37:00,749 --> 00:37:03,549 Sure. If you don't mind talking in the car. 683 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:09,334 Bree hodge persisted in her effort 684 00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:11,205 to unlock the secret 685 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,509 of Katherine Mayfair's lemon meringue. 686 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:18,743 But after several failed attempts, 687 00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:21,746 it occurred to Bree that while she might not have 688 00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:24,770 the key to Katherine's recipe... 689 00:37:26,315 --> 00:37:28,923 She did have the key... 690 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,317 To Katherine's house. 691 00:38:06,815 --> 00:38:09,864 Oh, hey, what's up? I was doing a little baking, 692 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:12,367 and I was wondering if I could borrow something. 693 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,391 Sure. What do you need... Flour, sugar? 694 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:32,487 You can't believe what Karen McCluskey tells you. 695 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,659 She's an old woman... Practically senile. 696 00:38:34,683 --> 00:38:36,666 She didn't sound senile to me. 697 00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:39,364 Dylan, maybe this is not the time, okay? 698 00:38:39,388 --> 00:38:41,666 You said my father didn't care about me, 699 00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:45,470 but she says he came here. He wanted to see me. 700 00:38:45,494 --> 00:38:47,802 Why would you not tell me that? 701 00:38:49,658 --> 00:38:51,636 He's my father. I deserve to know. 702 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:54,639 The only thing you need to know about that man 703 00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,981 is he was a monster. 704 00:38:57,005 --> 00:39:00,715 I can decide that for myself. Where is he? 705 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,387 I don't know. 706 00:39:02,411 --> 00:39:04,649 You're lying. No, she's not. 707 00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:05,750 Yes, she is. 708 00:39:05,774 --> 00:39:09,093 She has been lying to me my whole life. 709 00:39:09,117 --> 00:39:12,026 I'm starting to think maybeyou'rethe monster. 710 00:39:18,687 --> 00:39:21,936 She can't talk to me that way, 711 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,439 not after everything I've done for her. 712 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,446 Well, maybe that's the problem. 713 00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:28,773 She doesn't know what you've done for her. 714 00:39:28,797 --> 00:39:31,476 Nobody does, and it's gonna stay that way. 715 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,018 Are you sure? She's just gonna keep asking questions. 716 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:37,512 Then we'd better start coming up with better lies. 717 00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:57,542 Oh, there you are. 718 00:39:57,566 --> 00:39:59,744 I was wondering where you'd gone to. 719 00:39:59,768 --> 00:40:01,746 I just let myself into Katherine's house 720 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,448 to get that recipe. 721 00:40:03,472 --> 00:40:05,450 Well, that seems a bit extreme. 722 00:40:06,935 --> 00:40:11,155 Well, at least you know her secret now. 723 00:40:11,179 --> 00:40:15,709 Yes, and it has nothing to do with pie. 724 00:40:20,689 --> 00:40:23,568 Ahh. Here's the thing. 725 00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:26,579 I got a real chance at getting back together with my ex, 726 00:40:26,603 --> 00:40:29,474 but this woman is standing in my way. 727 00:40:29,498 --> 00:40:32,477 And she knows about the money, and she's made it clear 728 00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:35,501 that if I leave, she's gonna blow the whistle. 729 00:40:38,006 --> 00:40:40,745 You gotta understand... 730 00:40:40,769 --> 00:40:44,148 I really did care for Edie, 731 00:40:44,172 --> 00:40:46,752 but I can't let her ruin my life. 732 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,449 That's where you come in. 733 00:41:03,892 --> 00:41:05,970 You guys, we better behave, 734 00:41:05,994 --> 00:41:08,573 or the nurses are gonna kick us out. 735 00:41:08,597 --> 00:41:12,947 Hey, it's our chemo party, and we'll laugh if we want to. 736 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,949 Gaby, this was a wonderful idea. 737 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,952 I cannot tell you how much it means to me. 738 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,925 Well, don't get sappy on me. I won't stand for it. 739 00:41:20,949 --> 00:41:22,827 All right, Susan, is the camera ready? 740 00:41:22,851 --> 00:41:24,529 Yeah. Got it. 741 00:41:24,553 --> 00:41:26,536 Okay, once the light starts blinking, 742 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,832 we've got three seconds, 743 00:41:27,856 --> 00:41:30,535 so, everybody, say, "cheese" and hold it. 744 00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:31,536 Okay. 745 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,837 One, two, three. 746 00:41:32,861 --> 00:41:34,869 Cheese! 747 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:38,603 There is nothing more deceptive than a smile, 748 00:41:38,627 --> 00:41:40,605 and no one knows this better 749 00:41:40,629 --> 00:41:44,649 than the people who hide behind them. 750 00:41:44,673 --> 00:41:47,652 Some flash their teeth as a polite warning 751 00:41:47,676 --> 00:41:49,514 to their enemies. 752 00:41:49,538 --> 00:41:54,819 Some put on beaming faces to keep their tears from falling. 753 00:41:54,843 --> 00:41:57,730 Others wear silly grins to mask their fear. 754 00:41:57,754 --> 00:41:59,594 Mm! 755 00:42:01,590 --> 00:42:04,929 But then there is that rare smile 756 00:42:04,953 --> 00:42:06,833 that is actually genuine. 757 00:42:08,857 --> 00:42:10,835 I'll take care of it. 758 00:42:10,859 --> 00:42:14,639 It's the smile of a person who knows his troubles 759 00:42:14,663 --> 00:42:16,673 will soon be over.