1 00:00:00,571 --> 00:00:01,978 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,680 When her first husband died, 3 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,391 Bree thought she was rid of her mother-in-law. 4 00:00:06,415 --> 00:00:10,457 Danielle got pregnant, and Bree got creative. 5 00:00:10,481 --> 00:00:12,689 Soon this whole charade will completely unravel, 6 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:16,467 and we will be humiliated. Carlos and Gaby's affair turned dangerous... 7 00:00:16,491 --> 00:00:18,465 If she pulled something like that on me, 8 00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:22,029 that guy wouldn't be around for long. And an old neighbor returned. 9 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:25,137 I didn't want poor aunt Lily to spend her final days 10 00:00:25,161 --> 00:00:28,026 in a nursing home. That is so kind of you. 11 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,121 Mrs. Lillian sims 12 00:00:35,145 --> 00:00:38,014 returned to Wisteria Lane on a Saturday. 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,088 As she emerged from the ambulance, 14 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:43,090 it occurred to her 15 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:47,054 the neighborhood looked exactly as she had left it. 16 00:00:47,078 --> 00:00:49,626 She then decided 17 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,400 she should have painted her house blue. 18 00:00:53,424 --> 00:00:55,762 Moments later, 19 00:00:55,786 --> 00:01:00,607 she wondered if she would see her husband in heaven. 20 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:03,110 These are just some of the thoughts 21 00:01:03,134 --> 00:01:05,742 that go through an old woman's mind 22 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:09,096 when she comes home to die. 23 00:01:12,603 --> 00:01:14,581 Now if you need anything, 24 00:01:14,605 --> 00:01:17,424 you just ring this little bell, and I'll come running. 25 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:20,527 I'm sorry to be so much trouble. 26 00:01:20,551 --> 00:01:22,259 Well, the good news is, 27 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,761 I-I won't be a burden much longer. 28 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,364 Oh, don't say that. 29 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,436 The doctors say there's a good chance 30 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,539 that you'll be with us for a very long time. 31 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:35,772 I know what's happening to me, Katherine. 32 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,626 You don't need to lie. 33 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,409 Aunt Lily... 34 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,580 Mm. 35 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,712 What does it feel like? 36 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:47,854 Dying, I mean. 37 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,518 It's not that bad. 38 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:54,191 I feel lucky. 39 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,124 When you know time is running out, 40 00:01:57,148 --> 00:02:00,488 you... you get a chance to reflect on your life. 41 00:02:02,553 --> 00:02:05,772 I-I really did try to live a good one. 42 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,774 You did more than try. 43 00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:10,437 God is going to welcome you with open arms. 44 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:12,479 I'm not so sure. 45 00:02:12,503 --> 00:02:15,482 Oh, why would you say that? 46 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:19,446 I keep thinking about Dylan... 47 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:22,870 What we did, what we covered up. 48 00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:26,793 We did what we had to. 49 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,326 We should have told someone. 50 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,598 We couldn't. You know that. 51 00:02:31,622 --> 00:02:33,330 It... it was a mistake, 52 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:36,663 and it's not too late to rectify it. 53 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:38,735 Your life may be over, 54 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,737 but that does not give you the right 55 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,739 to go around destroying the lives of others. 56 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,747 I can't go to my grave with this on my conscience. 57 00:02:45,771 --> 00:02:47,744 Please! We have to tell that girl 58 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,417 what happened in this room. 59 00:02:50,441 --> 00:02:52,771 Absolutely not. 60 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,360 As her guilt over the past began to mount, 61 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,861 it occurred to Lillian 62 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:08,365 death couldn't come quickly enough. 63 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:13,719 This thought occurred to her niece as well. 64 00:03:25,476 --> 00:03:27,454 There were a lot of things 65 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:30,687 Bob hunter disliked about living in the city, 66 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,490 and the thing he hated most 67 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,223 were the pests... 68 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:39,926 The rats that lurked in the alleys... 69 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:43,870 The flies that swarmed the garbage... 70 00:03:43,894 --> 00:03:48,805 The bugs that invaded his co-op. 71 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,807 I have tried it your way... 72 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,310 Finally, Bob informed his significant other 73 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,782 it was time... 74 00:03:55,806 --> 00:03:57,914 To leave the city. 75 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,548 So they moved to suburbia, 76 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:05,252 which they quickly discovered had a few pests... 77 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,553 Hey, neighbor! 78 00:04:06,577 --> 00:04:08,555 Of its own. 79 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:10,957 Oh, we haven't gotten a chance to meet. 80 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:12,959 - I'm Susan. I live next door. - Oh! Jeez. 81 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:15,970 Hi. Hi, I'm Lee. Uh, I-I just wanted to say hi. 82 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:19,235 You know, I saw the movers taking in 83 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,237 some of your furniture, and I just have to say 84 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,239 you and your wife have gorgeous taste. 85 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,246 Need some help? Yeah, like you wouldn't believe. 86 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:28,675 Um, I'm Susan. I live next door. Oh, hi. I'm Lee's partner Bob. 87 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:31,348 Oh, you're partners. What kind of business? 88 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,019 You know, whatever it is, 89 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:35,026 just don't let the neighborhood association 90 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,023 hear that you work out of your house. 91 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:39,486 They're so not cool. Actually, we're life partners. 92 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,787 Oh. 93 00:04:40,811 --> 00:04:43,290 Oh! 94 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:45,967 Oh, that's super! 95 00:04:45,991 --> 00:04:48,965 Yeah, I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it. 96 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,037 You're just great. 97 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,300 Thank you. 98 00:04:53,324 --> 00:04:55,611 I-I hope we can live up to your stereotype. 99 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,275 Ow. Don't mind him. 100 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,408 He's just a little cranky from, uh, all the fresh air. 101 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:04,416 Do not apologize for me. Lee, you're the one who said 102 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,613 moving here would be better for Raphael. 103 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:09,316 Oh. So there's, uh... There's three of you. 104 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:12,819 Well, that must be... 105 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:14,691 Cozy. 106 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,445 Yes. We're gay mormons. 107 00:05:18,789 --> 00:05:20,867 Susan, uh... 108 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:22,999 That'sraphael. 109 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,573 Oh. 110 00:05:26,597 --> 00:05:29,536 Raphael is your dog, of course. 111 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,339 You know, 'cause you folks can't have kids. 112 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:35,512 I mean, uh, I mean, of course youcanhave kids, 113 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,514 um, you... you know, because times have changed, 114 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,616 and now you're allowed. 115 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,970 Um... 116 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,754 What a... nice dog. 117 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:50,997 I should go. 118 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,459 Nice to meet you. 119 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:55,740 Hey, stop by any time, Susan... Ow! What are you doing? 120 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:57,756 What areyoudoing? Well... 121 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:06,373 Yes? 122 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:08,667 I have a delivery for Danielle Van De Kamp. 123 00:06:10,901 --> 00:06:15,121 Can I get you to sign here, please? 124 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:17,123 Oh! 125 00:06:17,147 --> 00:06:20,056 Is that for us? No, it's for Danielle. 126 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,558 There you are. Thank you. 127 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,590 That's odd. Who would send her a scooter? 128 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:25,601 I knew it! Phyllis... Rex's mother. 129 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,093 Ever since he died, 130 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:29,065 she's been trying to buy the children's affection. 131 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,067 Wow. Well, it's a honey of a bike. 132 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,940 I'm sure Danielle will appreciate the thought. 133 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:35,947 Well, I'm not giving it to her. 134 00:06:35,971 --> 00:06:38,945 Can you think of a worse present for a pregnant girl? 135 00:06:38,969 --> 00:06:41,377 Well, I'm not knocked up. Let me have it. 136 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,910 You know how I feel about 2-wheeled motorized vehicles. 137 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,982 They're too dangerous. 138 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,855 We'll donate it to the church. 139 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,017 What?! Reverend sikes said 140 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,520 they're looking for items for the raffle. So we're just gonna give it away? 141 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:56,027 Well, it's better than you breaking your neck on it. 142 00:06:56,051 --> 00:06:58,925 Mom, you know how much I want a scooter. Come on. 143 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:01,397 You heard your mother. We're donating it to the church. 144 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,400 Of course, we need to make sure it's in good working order 145 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,411 before we do that. 146 00:07:06,435 --> 00:07:08,935 Not without a helmet. 147 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:17,684 This blows. Are we gonna let her do this to us? 148 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,145 Absolutely not. 149 00:07:19,169 --> 00:07:23,119 If we win that raffle, we're keeping it. 150 00:07:27,678 --> 00:07:29,155 Hey. 151 00:07:29,179 --> 00:07:31,828 It is nice to hear you humming again. 152 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,869 Well, it's amazing what a week without chemo can do. 153 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:37,734 Yeah. When does the last round start? 154 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,436 Next month, so I have some time 155 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,739 before I start feeling like total crap again. 156 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:45,947 And I was hoping we could put that time to good use. 157 00:07:45,971 --> 00:07:47,443 Are you sure? 158 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,445 I mean, the doctor said 159 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,448 it could be months before you get your mojo back. 160 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,721 Well, it's back. 161 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:56,883 And since when do you question the mojo? 162 00:07:56,907 --> 00:07:59,556 You're right. You're right. Forgive me. 163 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,889 Okay, so here are your options. 164 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:04,891 "A," we could go romantic, 165 00:08:04,915 --> 00:08:08,735 play soft music, light some candles, 166 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:11,898 or "b," go straight to the... whoa! 167 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,647 God, it's so been so long. 168 00:08:15,671 --> 00:08:17,644 I hope I remember how to do this. 169 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:20,647 Well, it's just like riding a bike. You never forget. 170 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,701 Now start pedaling. 171 00:08:24,535 --> 00:08:28,184 Hey. Mmm. 172 00:08:34,745 --> 00:08:38,264 Hey. What are you doing? Ooh, sorry. I just messed up your hair. 173 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:40,196 I'm just trying to fix it. Ow! 174 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,699 Sorry. Al-almost got it. Hey! 175 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,671 Whoa. Hey. 176 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:46,673 Oh! 177 00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,204 Screw it. 178 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,207 What... what are you doing? Oh, I ripped it this morning. 179 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,911 It's been itching the hell out of me... 180 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,914 And this is much better. Are you sure you wanna take that off, honey? 181 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,987 I mean, won't you be cold? No, I'm good. Mwah! 182 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:15,810 Hey, babe, what's going on? You still with me? 183 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:19,265 Yeah. It's just... it's kinda... 184 00:09:19,289 --> 00:09:21,868 What? 185 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:24,070 Late. 186 00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,645 It's 9:30. 187 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,648 It's just that one of our ovens broke down today, 188 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,659 and the repairman's coming first thing in the morning, 189 00:09:34,683 --> 00:09:37,605 and maybe I could ravish you... Tomorrow. 190 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,350 Oh, okay. 191 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:57,748 Come on, Bree. You have to let us do this. Uh, it's a lovely thought, 192 00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,746 but I really don't want a baby shower. 193 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,748 Well, I bought you an expensive gift, 194 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:05,056 and I'm not giving it to you unless there's a party 195 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,913 with people who can see how generous I am. 196 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:09,215 Bree, watch this! 197 00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:11,779 Orson, I said be careful! 198 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,822 I just think it's tacky 199 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:18,825 to have a baby shower when it's not your first baby. 200 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:21,828 Well, idon't see the problem with it... hint, hint. 201 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:24,676 Yeah, and showers aren't just about presents. They're fun. 202 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:27,373 And we can play games, like "how big is mummy's tummy?" 203 00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:29,235 Excuse me? 204 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:32,238 Yeah, we get a ball of yarn, and we each cut a piece 205 00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:35,249 that we think is just big enough to fit around your stomach, 206 00:10:35,273 --> 00:10:38,244 and the one closest wins a prize. 207 00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:40,787 Ireallydon't want a shower. 208 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:43,790 Look! Look at me! 209 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:46,798 Orson, just five more minutes! That's all you're getting! 210 00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:50,026 I tell you what. Why don't we just skip the shower, 211 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,099 and after the baby's born, I'll have a christening party? 212 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:55,101 What do you say? 213 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:00,306 I'm okay! 214 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,168 I'm fine. 215 00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:04,192 Oh, dear god. 216 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:09,876 Excuse me, ladies. 217 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,178 I-I couldn't help overhearing 218 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:14,180 you... you talking about my mom's shower. 219 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:17,784 I-I think I could be of a little assistance here. 220 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,664 Whydo you have to take our new neighbors cookie bars? 221 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,666 Oh, look, I made a terrible first impression, 222 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,339 so I thought I'd make them some of my home-baked goodness. 223 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,346 But you didn't bake any goodness. 224 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:38,374 You just warmed up the goodness I bought at the store. 225 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,007 Well, yeah. I don't bake. Catch up. 226 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,379 You know, not all neighbors have to be friends. 227 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,381 Why don't you just let it go? 228 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,383 Mike, they live 15 feet from us. 229 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,385 If we have a fire, I wanna be sure 230 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,388 that they like us enough to call 9-1-1. Ah, that'sthe real reason. 231 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,896 You can't stand it when somebody doesn't like you. 232 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:59,365 Well, maybe. Well, maybe Bob and Lee just like to keep to themselves. 233 00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:02,298 That's fine, and once they like me, 234 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,432 they can keep to themselves all they damn well please. 235 00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:13,780 Hi. I wanted to bring you 236 00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:15,947 a "welcome to the neighborhood" present. 237 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,484 You should try one while they're still warm from the oven. 238 00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:22,448 That was really nice. Thank you. Oh, are there nuts in them? 239 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,450 Nuts? Yeah. 240 00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:26,853 Gee, let me think. 241 00:12:26,877 --> 00:12:28,354 Nope, no nuts. 242 00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:30,957 Are you sure? 'Cause I'm highly allergic. 243 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,981 Half a pecan could kill me. 244 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,207 I'm not seeing any nuts. 245 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:42,508 Okay, you made them, 246 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:46,843 so did you or did you not put nuts in them? 247 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,876 Okay, here's the thing. I'm a really crappy baker. 248 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,448 To give you something that I made myself 249 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,456 would be like an insult, so... So... so... so you bought them, 250 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,454 and... and then you heated them up in attempt to make your gesture 251 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,756 seem more thoughtful than, in fact, it was. 252 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,759 Hey, I would've made them myself if I knew how. 253 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,531 Honestly, I'm a good neighbor. 254 00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,533 Yeah, well, neighbor, why don't you take 255 00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:10,236 your store-bought, warmed-up, possibly poisonous cookie bars 256 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,198 and give them to someone 257 00:13:12,222 --> 00:13:14,200 more likely to survive your generosity? 258 00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:16,803 Do you like wine? 259 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,867 No, no, so please don't bring me a bottle from your vineyard. 260 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:27,814 This rip is pretty big. 261 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,485 It'll take about a week. 262 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,357 Aweek? 263 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,181 All right. You'll hurry if you can? 264 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:38,564 Honey, it's okay. You look cute in a scarf. 265 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,566 I'm upset 'cause that salesgirl 266 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:42,568 just walked away with my sex life. 267 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,576 What? After two months of puking my guts out, 268 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,573 last night I was finally in the mood, 269 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,235 but Tom... not so much. 270 00:13:49,259 --> 00:13:52,238 Apparently, my bald head is a big turnoff for him. 271 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:55,241 Why'd you take your wig off? It was itchy. 272 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,542 Okay, not smart. 273 00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,414 Gaby, I am his wife. 274 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,846 He's supposed to loveme... 275 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:02,318 Not my body, me... My... my soul. 276 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,820 Why can't he make love to my soul? 277 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,152 Interesting. 278 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,824 Question... when was the last time you were in the bar 279 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,397 and heard a guy turn to his friend and say, 280 00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,900 "hey, check out the soul onthatgirl"? 281 00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:15,431 What are you saying? 282 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,433 I'm saying men are visual. 283 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,436 Hell, I have a whole closet full of costumes. 284 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,910 You need to give Tom something to look at, 285 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:26,873 something spicy, like... 286 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,344 Gaby, I'm not a redhead. 287 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,916 But you could be, 288 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,918 which brings me to my second point... 289 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:33,419 Men like variety. 290 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,560 Tonight you're a redhead. 291 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,423 Tomorrow... you are... 292 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,585 Helga, the sexy milkmaid. 293 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,287 Or... 294 00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:43,960 Amber, the lonely runaway. 295 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,894 Or... 296 00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:49,565 Jeff, the friendly guy from work. 297 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,899 What? I don't know what Tom is into. 298 00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,602 Hmm. 299 00:14:56,626 --> 00:15:00,646 Claude, you know I don't like it when you "hmm." 300 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:04,310 Edie... How long have you had this? 301 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:06,312 Had what? 302 00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,314 I don't have anything. 303 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,087 I'm just here for my 5,000-mile checkup. 304 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,089 Well, you know that bullet 305 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,623 you've managed to dodge all these years? 306 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,464 Which one? 307 00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:20,326 The clap? The herp? 308 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,627 The syph?! 309 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,329 Crabs? 310 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:26,672 Relax. I'll boil all the sheets and towels, 311 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,405 and then we'll use this special shampoo, 312 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,077 and in three days, 313 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,940 the crotch carnival packs up and leaves town. 314 00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:36,342 Oh, man. How did this happen? 315 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:40,246 Don't give me that look. I know exactly how I got 'em. 316 00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:42,648 I used the tanning bed right after mimsy Porter, 317 00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:44,190 thatskank. 318 00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:47,523 Ew, it smells like burnt licorice. 319 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,525 Well, come in the bathroom, 320 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,697 and I'll show you how to use this. 321 00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,629 I think I can figure that out. 322 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,637 You know, the good news is we're in a committed relationship. 323 00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:59,335 Otherwise, we'd have to make that call of shame 324 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:03,089 to everyone we've been with. 325 00:16:04,594 --> 00:16:06,577 You've heard me make before, 326 00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,574 but something I feel very, very strongly about. 327 00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:10,576 For me, it's a very simple formula. 328 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,079 More development leads to an increased tax base, 329 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,721 which helps build schools for our children. 330 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,723 Around the country, the needs of children are being... 331 00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:19,725 What are you doing here? 332 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:21,727 I need to talk to you. 333 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,729 Can't you just call me? 334 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:27,400 This is not something that you wanna hear on the phone. 335 00:16:27,424 --> 00:16:30,336 And not follow this trend. 336 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,638 And we will put education where it belongs... 337 00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:35,649 At the top of the list. Ew! How did you get those? 338 00:16:35,673 --> 00:16:39,445 How do you think? Edie. 339 00:16:39,469 --> 00:16:42,048 You are still sleeping with Edie? 340 00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:44,550 Well, you're still sleeping with Victor, aren't you? 341 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,558 Yeah, if I didn't, he would think something is going on. 342 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:49,555 What is your excuse for doing it with Edie? 343 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:51,557 She wants to, and I'm a guy. 344 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,219 Ow! This is serious, okay? 345 00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:56,162 If Victor wakes up with a zoo in his pants, 346 00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:58,164 there's gonna be hell to pay. 347 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,297 You don't have to tell me. If he finds out about us, 348 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,300 I'm the one that's gonna wind up in a landfill. Okay, just don't panic, okay? 349 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,307 We're gonna get the salve or the ointment 350 00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:09,305 or whatever it is you put down there, and we're gonna be fine. 351 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,166 We're screwed. Yeah. 352 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,325 Tom? The kids are asleep. 353 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,327 Are you coming to bed anytime soon? 354 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,029 Yeah, I just gotta pick a new running back 355 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,363 for my fantasy football team. 356 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,737 That's too bad. 357 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:46,041 I had a little fantasy thing planned of my own. 358 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,514 Whoa. Lynette... 359 00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,516 Lynette's not here right now. 360 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,319 I'm Brandy, the slutty cheerleader. 361 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,833 This is all very romantic, Gaby, 362 00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:10,496 but I still have four building proposals to read 363 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,837 before tomorrow. 364 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:15,331 That'snursegaby to you. 365 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,744 Nurse Gaby? 366 00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:22,848 Am I sick? 367 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:26,112 Well, the doctor says you need to relax, 368 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:29,815 andiknow just how to relax you. 369 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:31,879 Wow. 370 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:41,627 It smells like licorice. 371 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:44,130 It's a blend of 36 essential oils, 372 00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:46,202 anise root and fennel. 373 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,204 Do you like it? 374 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,536 It smells a little medicine-y. 375 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,400 That's the fennel. 376 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:06,722 It's stinging a little. 377 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,224 That's the tension... 378 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,227 Leaving your body. 379 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,160 It'sreallystinging. 380 00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:16,162 And we can rinse it off... 381 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:17,803 In three to five minutes. 382 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:22,168 But before we do that... 383 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:23,909 What the hell is that? 384 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,920 You know, for a guy getting rubbed down by a hot nurse, 385 00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:29,796 you ask a lot of questions. Sorry. 386 00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,484 Oh, come on, uncle frank. 387 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,486 What's the point of having a gay uncle 388 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,489 if you're not gonna help me make friends with these guys? 389 00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:45,191 Oh. 390 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,715 Uh, mom said that the whole family knew. 391 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:52,538 Um, okay. Gotta go. Love you. 392 00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:55,676 What's going on? Oh, I found Raphael wandering in the street. 393 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,544 I went to take him back, but Bob and Lee aren't home, 394 00:19:58,568 --> 00:20:00,546 so I'm just gonna give him a little treat 395 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,708 and put him back in their yard. Bup, bup, bup! Wait a second. 396 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,910 What? Leave him with me. 397 00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:06,857 I need to score some points with those guys, 398 00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:09,585 and being a dog-rescuing hero could be just the ticket. 399 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,588 So what, you're just gonna keep him here until they come back? 400 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,860 Uh-huh. Maybe a little longer. How long? 401 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,867 Well, long enough for them to worry. 402 00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:19,865 You know, the more they worry, the more I'm a hero. Get it? 403 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:22,528 I get that you're insane. 404 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,730 I'm not, I'm not. Now get some mud. 405 00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:27,611 I wanna dirty him up so he looks like he's been through hell. 406 00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:29,557 Okay, in you go. 407 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,441 Here, let me help you with those. 408 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,284 Oh, that's all right. I've got them, Mr. Knievel. 409 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:42,318 Oh, boy. You're never gonna let me live this down, are you? Nope. 410 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:46,759 I thought the same thing. It seems to me that you should go to the doctor again. 411 00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,254 Surprise! 412 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,899 Uh, guys... What did I tell you? 413 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:56,407 You said "no shower." But look around... men. 414 00:20:56,431 --> 00:20:59,565 So technically, it's a party, not a shower. Mwah. 415 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:01,937 Andrew told us that you only said no... 416 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,540 'Cause you didn't want to impose. 417 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,273 Oh! So you're responsible? 418 00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:10,276 Yeah, well, I-I know you said not to make a big fuss, 419 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,279 but, hey, you earned it. 420 00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:15,590 Well, don't just stand there. Come in. 421 00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:19,285 We have lots of food and fun and surprises. 422 00:21:19,309 --> 00:21:23,289 Yeah, all kindsof surprises. 423 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:24,990 Where is she? 424 00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,963 Bree! 425 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,495 Phyllis! 426 00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:32,267 I, uh, helped with the invitations, too. 427 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,041 I can't tell you how touched I was to be included, 428 00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:39,775 especially after my many conciliatory gestures 429 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,348 were so coldly rebuffed. 430 00:21:42,372 --> 00:21:44,009 I have been awful. 431 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:47,060 I wouldn't blame you if you stormed out right now. 432 00:21:47,084 --> 00:21:48,554 Nonsense. 433 00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:52,057 I'm here to celebrate our renewed friendship... 434 00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:54,019 And your baby. 435 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:56,662 Or should I saybabies? 436 00:21:56,686 --> 00:21:58,964 You know, it's often a sign of twins 437 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:02,048 when a mother's face gets all plump like yours. 438 00:22:03,493 --> 00:22:05,030 Oh, um... 439 00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:07,032 I, uh, bet you wouldn't mind 440 00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:09,556 if I broke my neck on that scooter now. 441 00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,943 I'm off to the bank. 442 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:20,946 Aunt Lily just took a pill, so she's down for the afternoon. 443 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:22,640 Okay. Have fun. 444 00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:38,103 Is your mother gone? 445 00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,065 Yeah. Do you need her? 446 00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:43,008 No, no. 447 00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:45,371 This is what I wanted. 448 00:22:45,395 --> 00:22:47,643 I thought you took a sleeping pill. 449 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:51,417 I pretended to so she'd leave us alone. 450 00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:54,750 Aunt Lily, what's going on? 451 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,022 I have to tell you something. 452 00:22:57,046 --> 00:23:03,358 First, you should know that what happened... 453 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,432 It was nobody's fault. 454 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:08,964 What do you mean, "what happened"? 455 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:12,738 You don't remember living on this street before, do you? 456 00:23:12,762 --> 00:23:14,139 No. 457 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:18,444 Well... There's a reason for that. 458 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:20,098 Dylan? 459 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,713 Mom, I thought you left. 460 00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:29,114 I forgot my checkbook. 461 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:32,938 Could you go down and find it for me? Sure. 462 00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:49,195 You really should get your rest. 463 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,019 Hey. Hi. 464 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:07,027 Hi. Got your wig back, huh? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Good as new. 465 00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:10,025 Listen, I thought we could put the kids to bed early tonight, 466 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,427 if you know what I mean. 467 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,930 I do, and I'm up for that. 468 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,763 Fantastic. 469 00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:20,466 I hope Brandy won't get stuck late 470 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:21,937 at cheerleading practice. 471 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,439 Oh, about Brandy... 472 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,571 Bad news. 473 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:27,142 What? What... what happened? 474 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,145 Well, penny wanted to play beauty school with the wig, 475 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:33,178 and, well, let's just say she's got no future as a stylist. 476 00:24:33,202 --> 00:24:35,180 Bad haircut, huh? 477 00:24:35,204 --> 00:24:36,552 Oh. 478 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:39,885 Sounds like Brandy might get awful mad about that. 479 00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:43,209 Brandy's history, Tom. Let her go. 480 00:24:47,957 --> 00:24:49,895 Raphael! 481 00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:52,097 Come here! Raphael! 482 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:54,770 Come home, boy! 483 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,274 Raphael?! 484 00:24:57,967 --> 00:25:00,576 Lee? Is something wrong? Raphael got out. 485 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,579 I-I don't know what happened. I think he jumped the fence. 486 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,182 Oh. Well, would you like me to help you look for him? 487 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,985 Seriously? What a... what about your party? 488 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,487 Oh. It's just a baby shower... 489 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,160 That I'm throwing... For my best friend. 490 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:17,898 I can't... I can't ask you to leave that. That's... 491 00:25:17,922 --> 00:25:20,265 Oh, please. What are neighbors for? 492 00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:21,967 Raphael?! 493 00:25:21,991 --> 00:25:23,721 Here, puppy! 494 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:30,706 I see you've taken down all the pictures of Rex. 495 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,078 Well, I'm, uh, sorry if that offends you, Phyllis, 496 00:25:33,102 --> 00:25:36,089 but I didn't want Orson to feel uncomfortable in his new home. 497 00:25:36,113 --> 00:25:37,883 I see. 498 00:25:37,907 --> 00:25:41,046 You're trying to be considerate of your husband's feelings. 499 00:25:41,070 --> 00:25:45,090 Well, I'm glad that you're at leasttryingto get it right 500 00:25:45,114 --> 00:25:47,522 the second time around. 501 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:51,526 Still, it must be awfully hard on Danielle and Andrew 502 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,561 to have their father's face banished from their own home. 503 00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:58,564 He wasn't banished. 504 00:25:58,588 --> 00:26:00,836 By the way... 505 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,990 Where... where's Danielle? 506 00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:07,843 She's, uh, at boarding school... 507 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,314 In Switzerland. 508 00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:12,047 Switzerland?! Is it asking too much 509 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,149 to be told what continent my granddaughter is on?! 510 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,690 You are keeping my grandchildren from me, 511 00:26:16,714 --> 00:26:18,553 and I don't know why. 512 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,955 I'm going to mingle. 513 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,257 Every time I start a chat, you walk away. 514 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,930 I mean, if you don't want to talk to me, 515 00:26:24,954 --> 00:26:26,862 why did you invite me? 516 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,795 It's a surprise party, you daft woman! 517 00:26:29,819 --> 00:26:32,798 What makes you think I had a hand in the guest list? 518 00:26:32,822 --> 00:26:34,800 So... You don't want me here? 519 00:26:34,824 --> 00:26:36,602 Oh, for god sakes, Phyllis, 520 00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:40,075 it's not as if we got along when Rex was alive. 521 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,577 What did I ever do to you 522 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,080 but try to treat you like a daughter? 523 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:48,313 I even gave you my mother's sable coat. 524 00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:51,016 You hated your mother. But I loved that coat. 525 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,018 Then I'll give it back to you. 526 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,690 No, you keep it 527 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,192 as a reminder of how hard I tried 528 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,224 to make you like me. 529 00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:04,970 Grandma, are you leaving already? 530 00:27:04,994 --> 00:27:06,632 I'm sorry, dear, 531 00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:10,326 but your mother has made it impossiblefor me to stay. 532 00:27:14,704 --> 00:27:17,612 Where does she keep my sable coat? 533 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,936 Probably in her bedroom closet. 534 00:27:27,316 --> 00:27:28,954 Where is she going? 535 00:27:28,978 --> 00:27:32,157 She asked me where your fur coat was. 536 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:34,181 And... and you told her?! 537 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,985 Oh, crap. 538 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:53,337 I guess you won't be needing the breast pump I bought you. 539 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:08,864 So... Danielleis having a baby. 540 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,366 Yes, and for the sake of her reputation, 541 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,199 we've agreed to pretend that it's mine. 542 00:28:14,223 --> 00:28:15,701 I just hope that 543 00:28:15,725 --> 00:28:17,973 those Swiss doctors know what they're doing. 544 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,105 She's not in Switzerland. 545 00:28:20,129 --> 00:28:22,407 She's at the sisters of hope convent. 546 00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:25,981 Look, Phyllis, I'm sorry. I know this is upsetting. 547 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:29,414 Actually, I'm thrilled. 548 00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:31,408 I'm going to be a great-grandma. 549 00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:35,320 Well, um... 550 00:28:35,344 --> 00:28:38,794 Technically, yes. 551 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,427 What do you mean, "technically"? 552 00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:45,700 We're saying that the baby is mine and Orson's, 553 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,341 and if you hover around like a grandmother, 554 00:28:48,365 --> 00:28:50,405 people will be suspicious. 555 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,278 You'renot keeping this baby from me, 556 00:28:53,302 --> 00:28:56,419 not if you don't want me to tell those people downstairs 557 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,184 whose child it really is. 558 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,847 Youwouldn't. Think of Danielle! 559 00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:03,889 I wish you had. 560 00:29:03,913 --> 00:29:05,891 If you'd raised her properly, 561 00:29:05,915 --> 00:29:08,994 she wouldn't bepregnant without ahusband. 562 00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:11,997 You think I don't know I'm a failure as a parent? 563 00:29:12,021 --> 00:29:14,229 That's why this child means so much to me. 564 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,231 It's my second chance. 565 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:19,404 Well, I hope the second time around that you take my advice. 566 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:24,239 I always said that you were too strict with those kids. 567 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:28,413 Parenting tips from you? That's rich. 568 00:29:28,437 --> 00:29:31,777 I was a wonderful mother to Rex. Then why did he always avoid you? 569 00:29:31,801 --> 00:29:34,079 Why were you barely ever here? 570 00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:38,353 Because of you! He knew you hated me. 571 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,856 Oh, he was happy to let you think that, 572 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,528 but he was the one who dreaded your visits. 573 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:46,761 Oh. 574 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,515 Oh. Phyllis, wait! 575 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,260 Excuse me, everyone, but I have something to say. 576 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,405 What... what is it, grandma? 577 00:30:00,429 --> 00:30:02,569 I... 578 00:30:14,844 --> 00:30:16,561 I have to go, 579 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:20,795 and I just wanted to say how nice it was 580 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,489 to see you all again after so much time. 581 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,295 Good-bye. 582 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:39,084 Thank you for the gift. 583 00:30:39,108 --> 00:30:41,316 You know, Bree, 584 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,870 you're not the only one who would like a second chance. 585 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,099 Nothing, huh? No. No, he's lost. 586 00:30:54,123 --> 00:30:56,106 And he doesn't know this neighborhood. 587 00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:58,103 There's no way he's gonna find his way home. 588 00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,605 Oh, he will. Come on. You gotta keep believing. 589 00:31:00,629 --> 00:31:04,239 Oh, crap! Bob's home. What am I gonna tell him? 590 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,916 Don't. We'll just keep looking. 591 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:08,914 I have a feeling we're gonna find that cute little guy. 592 00:31:08,938 --> 00:31:10,916 You... you are so nice to do this, 593 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,919 I mean, especially after the way I acted when we first... 594 00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:15,926 You know what? Don't worry about it. 595 00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:17,923 I'm gonna go inside and get us some water, 596 00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:20,447 and then we're gonna just keep looking. Okay. 597 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:32,267 Lee! I can't find Raphael. You seen him anywhere? 598 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,070 Oh, Bob, prom... promise you won't hate me. 599 00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:37,081 What are you talking about? What happened? Raphael got out. 600 00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:38,974 He got out? Yeah. 601 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,907 He doesn't know the neighborhood. I know he doesn't know the neighborhood. 602 00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:43,909 What are you talking about? I know... I don't... 603 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:49,654 How are you looking for him? Well, Susan, she... she's getting water. 604 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,091 Oh, wait, he's right there. 605 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:59,064 Hey, hey. Oh! Hey! Hey! 606 00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:02,148 Oh! Oh, my god! 607 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,579 What was our dog doing in your garage? 608 00:32:14,603 --> 00:32:16,373 I have no idea. 609 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,091 What? 610 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,948 Here we go. 611 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,330 Did you get a chance 612 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,341 to, uh, napalm the jungle yet? 613 00:32:37,365 --> 00:32:39,264 Yep. And? 614 00:32:39,288 --> 00:32:41,328 All quiet on the southern front. 615 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:46,471 Gaby, we have got to be more careful. 616 00:32:46,495 --> 00:32:48,673 Absolutely. 617 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:51,316 It's kind of exciting, though. 618 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,318 What is? Playing with fire, 619 00:32:53,342 --> 00:32:55,450 almost getting burned but not quite. 620 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,452 Don't be thinking like that. 621 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,954 If Victor catches us, he'll kill us both. 622 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,957 That's what's so exciting. 623 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,560 Hi. 624 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,691 Hi. 625 00:33:06,715 --> 00:33:08,963 Oh, my... excuse me. 626 00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:13,138 Mmm, that's, um... 627 00:33:13,162 --> 00:33:15,670 An interesting Cologne you're wearing. 628 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,672 My wife gave it to me. 629 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,706 It's got, uh, anise root, fennel. 630 00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:24,349 What, you like it? 631 00:33:24,373 --> 00:33:26,651 Yeah, it's just, um... 632 00:33:26,675 --> 00:33:30,535 I don't know... Weirdly familiar. 633 00:33:40,149 --> 00:33:42,027 Crab cake? 634 00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:45,051 Uh, yeah. Thanks. 635 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,156 Crab cake? 636 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,435 Crab cake? Oh, thank you. 637 00:34:03,612 --> 00:34:04,649 Crab cake? 638 00:34:04,673 --> 00:34:05,743 Thank you. 639 00:34:34,143 --> 00:34:36,483 Kids are asleep. 640 00:34:37,846 --> 00:34:40,485 I'mnot. 641 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:45,760 Whatcha got back there? Just a little present. 642 00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:50,435 Say hello to Brandy's even sluttier sister... 643 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:52,167 Candy. 644 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,839 What are you doing? 645 00:34:54,863 --> 00:34:56,841 Well, I just... I just thought 646 00:34:56,865 --> 00:34:58,843 since we had so much fun last night, 647 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:01,176 maybe we can have a littlemorefun. 648 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,677 And that's only possible 649 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,871 when you're pretending I'm someone else? 650 00:35:06,575 --> 00:35:08,775 Well, you have to pretend, too. 651 00:35:10,539 --> 00:35:12,117 What? 652 00:35:12,141 --> 00:35:14,159 This... 653 00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:18,763 Isme, tom, not Brandy or candy. 654 00:35:18,787 --> 00:35:22,627 It's just your wife, Lynette. Am I not enough for you? 655 00:35:22,651 --> 00:35:24,629 What are you getting so mad for? 656 00:35:24,653 --> 00:35:26,440 The first wig was your idea. 657 00:35:26,464 --> 00:35:28,873 Yeah, because I'm bald. 658 00:35:28,897 --> 00:35:31,176 And I know that that's a big old turnoff, 659 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,238 but, you know, I can't help it. 660 00:35:33,262 --> 00:35:35,109 I have cancer. 661 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,112 Yes, I know. I hear about it all the time. 662 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,416 Can you blame me for wanting to escape every once in a while? 663 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,319 Escape fromme, you mean? Yes! 664 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,756 You know why last night was so much fun? 665 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:49,754 Because I got to make love to someone who wasn't sick. 666 00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:52,757 Look, I know, I know, I'm not supposed to say this stuff. 667 00:35:52,781 --> 00:35:54,759 I have to be the heroic husband who listens 668 00:35:54,783 --> 00:35:57,770 and holds you when you cry and never cries himself. 669 00:35:57,794 --> 00:36:00,305 But this affects me, too. 670 00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:03,708 Well... I know that. 671 00:36:03,732 --> 00:36:05,210 You do? Yeah. 672 00:36:05,234 --> 00:36:06,511 How? 673 00:36:06,535 --> 00:36:08,513 Since this whole thing began, 674 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:11,167 have you ever once asked me howi'mdoing? 675 00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:22,227 Oh... my god. 676 00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:24,811 I haven't, have I? 677 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,398 I am one of those... 678 00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:38,502 Whiny, self-involved sick people. 679 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,377 I didn't say that. 680 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,379 No, I am. It's been months, 681 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:47,387 and I have barely thought about what you're going through. 682 00:36:47,411 --> 00:36:49,384 It's okay. You're going through something... 683 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,386 Will you stop being so heroic?! 684 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:52,910 I'm a cancer bitch! 685 00:36:59,988 --> 00:37:01,796 What? 686 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:05,199 I'm not gonna argue with you. 687 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,433 You suck. 688 00:37:14,463 --> 00:37:16,981 Well... 689 00:37:17,005 --> 00:37:20,415 I guess I could give candy a whirl. 690 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,887 Are the kids really asleep? 691 00:37:22,911 --> 00:37:25,411 'Cause I think she might be a screamer. 692 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,498 Actually, if we're gonna pretend... 693 00:37:33,522 --> 00:37:35,930 How about tonight 694 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,233 I'mnota hero 695 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,736 and you are not a cancer patient? 696 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,841 We'll just be Tom and Lynette, 697 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,535 see what happens. 698 00:37:50,299 --> 00:37:52,299 Oh, I'd like that. 699 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,489 How's Bob's suit? 700 00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:07,492 Ruined. Oh. What if we take it to my cleaners? 701 00:38:07,516 --> 00:38:09,494 Susan, that paint's not coming out... 702 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,996 So we're buying him a new suit... 703 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:13,798 For 2,000 bucks. 704 00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:15,300 $2,000? 705 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:17,807 Well, according to Lee, it's a dolce. 706 00:38:17,831 --> 00:38:20,945 I don't know what that means, but he said it six times. That's crazy. 707 00:38:20,969 --> 00:38:22,947 No, what's crazy is I'm about to buy 708 00:38:22,971 --> 00:38:24,949 the most expensive suit of my life, 709 00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:26,511 and I'll never wear it. 710 00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:29,484 Oh. I just wanted them to like me. 711 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:30,955 Well, they don't. 712 00:38:30,979 --> 00:38:33,358 Lee said that six times, too. 713 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:36,366 There must be some way I can apologize to them. 714 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:38,363 We can't afford any more of your apologies. 715 00:38:38,387 --> 00:38:41,796 I know. Uh, maybe if I... damn it, Susan, let it go, okay? 716 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,430 I asked you to before, and you didn't, and look what happened. 717 00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:47,937 So I'll ask you again. Just let it go. 718 00:38:47,961 --> 00:38:50,435 Mike, wait. We should talk about this. 719 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:51,936 I'm going to bed. 720 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,930 I've gotta work tomorrow. I'm buying a suit. 721 00:39:09,117 --> 00:39:11,347 Grandma! 722 00:39:12,881 --> 00:39:17,031 What are you doing here? You needn't be embarrassed, dear. 723 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,033 Your mother's told me everything. 724 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,567 It's great to see you. 725 00:39:22,591 --> 00:39:25,570 I hate this place. It's like baby jail. 726 00:39:25,594 --> 00:39:29,021 Oh. Well, that's what I've come to talk to you about. 727 00:39:29,045 --> 00:39:31,867 Perhaps it's time for you to leave. 728 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:39,123 Dylan? 729 00:39:39,147 --> 00:39:40,985 Is that you? 730 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:43,388 We have... have to talk. 731 00:39:54,022 --> 00:39:56,370 Hey. 732 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,042 I'm glad you're home. 733 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:00,745 I wanted to talk to you about aunt Lily. 734 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:02,799 What about her? 735 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:08,517 It was so weird. She called me into her room this afternoon. 736 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,515 She started saying she knew why 737 00:40:10,539 --> 00:40:13,387 I didn't remember living on this street before. 738 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,590 Oh, sweetie. 739 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,122 Your aunt Lily is fading fast. 740 00:40:18,146 --> 00:40:20,825 Half the time, she doesn't know what she's saying. 741 00:40:24,192 --> 00:40:26,000 Was that her? 742 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,841 No, I just checked on her. She's sleeping. 743 00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:32,106 You know, you have that recital in two weeks. 744 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,960 Shouldn't you be practicing? 745 00:40:39,207 --> 00:40:42,707 Dylan. 746 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:48,953 Please! 747 00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:59,725 ♪♪♪ 748 00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:57,962 Pests... 749 00:41:57,986 --> 00:42:01,666 They come in all shapes and sizes 750 00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:06,170 and disrupt our lives in a variety of ways. 751 00:42:06,194 --> 00:42:11,606 At first, they're merely annoying, 752 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:15,910 and we do our best to ignore them. 753 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,912 Home in my own bed... 754 00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:20,214 But if we don't take them seriously, 755 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:24,949 they can become quite dangerous. 756 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:26,951 For some, 757 00:42:26,975 --> 00:42:31,215 death seems to be the easiest solution. 758 00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:40,835 But the problem with pests 759 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:43,838 is that what they leave behind... 760 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,862 Is just as dangerous.