1 00:00:00,731 --> 00:00:01,978 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,681 Danielle had her baby... 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,483 on Halloween. 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,256 You said my father didn't care about me. 5 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,987 Katherine revealed a secret. 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,320 I want you to imagine the worst thing 7 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:15,171 that a father can do to his daughter. 8 00:00:15,195 --> 00:00:17,124 Lynette got great news. 9 00:00:17,148 --> 00:00:19,196 I got the test results back. You're clean. 10 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,129 While Mike tried to ease his pain, 11 00:00:22,153 --> 00:00:25,001 Victor... You know what my dream is? 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,135 Reached out to Gaby. You. 13 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:30,337 Don't run away, Gaby. But if you do, take me with you. 14 00:00:30,361 --> 00:00:34,181 And Edie got revenge. 15 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:35,742 Don't take it all out on Gaby. 16 00:00:35,766 --> 00:00:38,336 Carlos decided to make a fool out of you. 17 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:47,124 The thing you need to know about Victor Lang 18 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:50,057 is that he was not above using deception. 19 00:00:50,081 --> 00:00:52,529 Whether it was an insincere promise 20 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,062 to a campaign donor, 21 00:00:55,086 --> 00:00:59,336 or the artful evasion of a reporter's question, 22 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,470 or an outright lie to his constituents, 23 00:01:03,494 --> 00:01:07,174 Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted. 24 00:01:07,198 --> 00:01:11,178 But thanks to some compromising photos, 25 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,049 he learned that his wife 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,353 knew a little something about deception as well. 27 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:28,795 For the last time, Carlos, stop calling me. 28 00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:31,168 I told you, I just wanna talk. 29 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,270 And I told you it's over. So what, 30 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,311 you're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? I don't know. 31 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:38,805 I'm taking it one day at a time. 32 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:41,308 But what I can say about Victor is 33 00:01:41,332 --> 00:01:45,159 he doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got. Look, I said I was sorry. 34 00:01:45,183 --> 00:01:49,156 Oh, that's great. Yeah, well, I-I gotta go, Bree. 35 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,357 Ahem. 36 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:51,681 It's Bree. 37 00:01:53,184 --> 00:01:55,822 Okay, so I just informed my staff 38 00:01:55,846 --> 00:01:57,824 that I'm taking the next month off 39 00:01:57,848 --> 00:02:00,367 to give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted. 40 00:02:00,391 --> 00:02:04,178 That's amazing. Where should we go? Well, I left some travel magazines in the bedroom. 41 00:02:04,202 --> 00:02:06,555 Why don't you go get 'em? Oh! 42 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:20,217 Oh, my god, Victor. 43 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,620 A month in Rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it? 44 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,154 Oh, it does. Let's do it. Ooh! 45 00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:29,456 Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation 46 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,828 with a little weekend on the boat? 47 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,306 That's so romantic. I love that. Huh? 48 00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:37,564 Just you and me, all alone, out in the middle of the ocean. 49 00:02:37,588 --> 00:02:39,636 The girls are gonna be so jealous. 50 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,639 Oh, no, no, no, let's not tell anyone we're going. 51 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,412 It'll be our little secret. 52 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:48,144 Yes, Victor was not above 53 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,817 using deception to get what he wanted, 54 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,420 and what he wanted now 55 00:02:53,444 --> 00:03:01,444 was revenge. 56 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:12,839 The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit. 57 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:16,503 Bree Hodge told her friends 58 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:19,506 she had given birth in the middle of the night 59 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:21,177 to a beautiful baby boy. 60 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,418 And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge, 61 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:27,384 it didn't take long for Bree's friends 62 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,886 to engage in some deceit of their own. 63 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:33,460 Well, he's just a little piece of heaven. 64 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:37,894 You're so blessed. Makes me wanna have another one myself. 65 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,896 Orson, you better take Benjamin to the other room 66 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,729 before my friends run out of lies. Ah. 67 00:03:42,753 --> 00:03:44,301 No. 68 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,234 They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh? 69 00:03:47,258 --> 00:03:49,236 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Come on, Benjamin. 70 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,239 Hey, Lynette, you tell everyone your news? No. This is about the baby. 71 00:03:52,263 --> 00:03:54,586 Wait. Did you have that final scan? 72 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,913 Did you hear something? Well, the results are back, 73 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,316 and while you can never actually say you're cured... 74 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,388 She's cured! 75 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:04,351 Oh, my god! Oh, yeah! 76 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,453 I have to get checked every six months, 77 00:04:06,477 --> 00:04:09,326 but, yes, the doctor is very optimistic. 78 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,298 Hey, what the hell is all this racket? 79 00:04:11,322 --> 00:04:13,300 Someone win the lotto? 80 00:04:13,324 --> 00:04:16,864 Oh, I was just telling everybody the good news about my... 81 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:20,006 Cancer. 82 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:22,409 Hey, congrats! 83 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,411 I'm a survivor myself. 84 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:25,572 Prostate. 85 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:26,913 Ooh, muffins. 86 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:29,376 Hey, show some class. Introduce yourself. 87 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,270 Hi. I'm Stan. 88 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,423 Is Th... is that my robe? 89 00:04:36,447 --> 00:04:38,985 Yeah. Sorry, uh... 90 00:04:39,009 --> 00:04:41,988 If I knew when I walked into that card club last night 91 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:44,999 that I would be going home with this lovely lady, 92 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:48,285 I'd have packed me a change of clothes. 93 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:54,371 Okay, I get it. We'll get out of your hair. 94 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,673 Come on, handsome. Let's take a shower. 95 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,667 Ooh. 96 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:06,358 Mike, how long are you gonna be? 97 00:05:06,382 --> 00:05:09,356 We've gotta get this food over to Bree's before it gets cold. 98 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:12,659 You know, Susan, I don't feel like going over there tonight. 99 00:05:12,683 --> 00:05:15,667 Can't you just drop it off? No, they just had a baby. 100 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:19,366 We're gonna "ooh," we're gonna "ahh," and then we're gonna eat. But I'm tired. 101 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:23,370 I worked all day. I got a job first thing in the morning. 102 00:05:23,394 --> 00:05:25,381 There's no way out of it, Mike. 103 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:30,377 This is what we do in the suburbs. 104 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:37,614 Ah, yes... 105 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,468 The suburbs. 106 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,692 And how does Danielle like her baby brother? 107 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:47,554 Oh, she adores him. 108 00:05:47,578 --> 00:05:50,557 She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon. 109 00:05:50,581 --> 00:05:51,958 Mm... Mm. 110 00:05:51,982 --> 00:05:55,066 Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications 111 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:56,833 if the two of you are interested. 112 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,366 Isn't it a little early to be talking preschool? 113 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:02,409 She just got pregnant. Our baby still looks like a sea horse. Oh, honey. 114 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:05,116 You'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up. 115 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:07,113 And only the best for our kid, right? 116 00:06:07,137 --> 00:06:09,646 I'd start saving your pennies. 117 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,948 Bonny briar's up to $10,000 a year. 118 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,119 10,000 dollars... 119 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:16,453 For used legos and a potty chair? 120 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,755 And you'd better apply now. 121 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:22,459 Debbie Gottlieb had her baby the same day I did, 122 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,466 and she could only get wait-listed 123 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:25,932 at her first three choices. 124 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:28,935 Oh, by the way, we were invited to her bris this Saturday. 125 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:31,938 Well, make an excuse for me. I thought you liked Debbie and Lou. 126 00:06:31,962 --> 00:06:33,440 Oh, I do. 127 00:06:33,464 --> 00:06:36,981 I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child. 128 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:38,775 More moo shu, please. 129 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,447 Circumcision's not mutilation. 130 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:42,108 It's a simple surgery 131 00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:44,516 meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene. 132 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:46,613 It's a, uh, traumatic procedure 133 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:49,115 which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure 134 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:51,117 by desensitizing the tip of... 135 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:53,441 We know what it is. 136 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,494 Gee, I don't think I've ever heard 137 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:01,397 such strong opinions on the subject. 138 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,400 I mean, not that it's something I talk about a lot... 139 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,832 Or ever. 140 00:07:05,856 --> 00:07:08,104 I hope I didn't offend you. 141 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,937 I haven't heard a word since "$10,000." 142 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,713 It's just that I remember my own circumcision so vividly. 143 00:07:18,509 --> 00:07:20,116 Oh, that's ridiculous. 144 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,749 My parents disagreed on this issue, too. 145 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,451 My dad said no. 146 00:07:24,475 --> 00:07:27,093 So mother just bided her time 147 00:07:27,117 --> 00:07:29,456 until he finally left town on business. 148 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,127 I was 5. 149 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,029 Whoa. Ouch. 150 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:37,533 She told me we were going for ice cream. 151 00:07:38,829 --> 00:07:41,508 That's why the procedure should be done on babies. 152 00:07:41,532 --> 00:07:42,809 They won't remember. 153 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:45,872 Now can we please just drop this? 154 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,596 Fine. 155 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,548 So, Susan, 156 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,880 you mentioned something about bringing dessert. 157 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:55,582 What is it? 158 00:07:55,606 --> 00:07:57,624 Um... 159 00:07:57,648 --> 00:07:58,948 Ice cream. 160 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,110 Sorry. 161 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:09,866 Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce? 162 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,639 Oh, uh, yeah, it's right here. 163 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:16,007 Is everything okay? Oh, yeah. I was just taking a couple of aspirin. 164 00:08:16,031 --> 00:08:18,845 I hope Orson's rant didn't give you a headache. 165 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:20,977 Oh, no, I've just still got a little pain from my accident, 166 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,550 that's all. Still? That was nearly two years ago. 167 00:08:23,574 --> 00:08:25,761 Well, it's just a twinge every now and then. 168 00:08:25,785 --> 00:08:27,776 Aspirin does the trick. 169 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:44,500 No, no, no, no. I'll get that. 170 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,508 I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club. 171 00:08:47,532 --> 00:08:49,836 Yeah, I wanted to leave from here. 172 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:53,239 This way, we avoid the congestion at the Marina. Where's the crew? 173 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:55,542 There's no crew. I let 'em go. 174 00:08:55,566 --> 00:08:56,713 What? 175 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,715 Who's gonna bring us umbrella drinks 176 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,847 and salute us when we walk by? 177 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:03,149 Just consider me your one-man Navy. 178 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:06,197 So you're gonna drive this thing by yourself? Well, you can help. 179 00:09:06,221 --> 00:09:08,655 Didn't that captain give you lessons last summer? 180 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,657 Oh, that's right... 181 00:09:10,681 --> 00:09:12,759 Those two boring hours I'll never get back. 182 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:16,663 Well, the good news is this trip will be anything but boring. 183 00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:33,650 Hey. 184 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,881 Hi. 185 00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:38,284 We need to talk about this Stan thing. 186 00:09:38,308 --> 00:09:41,688 Oh, is that his name? Stan? 187 00:09:41,712 --> 00:09:45,331 Uh, when he left, I just sort of said, "see ya." 188 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:47,333 Well, it got me thinking 189 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:50,566 about how much you've had to put your life on hold 190 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,169 these past few months. No big deal. 191 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,171 No, it wasa big deal. 192 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,173 You have taken amazing care of me. 193 00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,006 But I know you have so many things you wanna get back to. 194 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,878 Mm, not really. 195 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,580 Come on. It must be driving you crazy 196 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,587 living with five screaming kids underfoot. 197 00:10:06,611 --> 00:10:09,806 I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet. 198 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:14,621 You need to leave, mom. 199 00:10:14,645 --> 00:10:15,792 Okay. 200 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,665 Okay, I-I know I shouldn't have brought... 201 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:20,126 Stan into the house. 202 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:23,770 And next time, I promise you we will do it in the car. 203 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:26,132 It's not just that. 204 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:28,604 It's the smoking and the swearing 205 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,607 and the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey sour. 206 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,680 It's a science, Lynette. 207 00:10:33,704 --> 00:10:35,782 It's called mixology. 208 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:37,844 I just think it would work better for everyone 209 00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:39,846 if you got your own place. 210 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,218 Okay. With what money? 211 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,220 You have money, right? 212 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,953 I mean, you loaned us that $10,000. 213 00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:50,296 Yes, I did. 214 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,128 Wait a minute. 215 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,630 That was all the money you had? 216 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,638 You guys needed it, and I needed a place to stay. 217 00:10:57,662 --> 00:11:00,366 It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody. 218 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:03,670 What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy. 219 00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:05,842 Your sister kicked me out. 220 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,676 Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette, 221 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,970 but your cancer couldn't have come at a better time. 222 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:18,654 Hey, I need your help with a school thing. 223 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,357 Wow. You never ask for my help. Must be something easy. 224 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,990 What do you know about Dylan's dad? 225 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,671 We've got this genealogy project for school, 226 00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:29,235 and she wants to find out about him. 227 00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:32,168 Maybe Dylan should ask her mom. 228 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,200 She gets really weird talking about him. 229 00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:36,202 Why is that, by the way? 230 00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:39,175 Okay, don't tell anybody I told you this. 231 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,778 Her mom said something at my party 232 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,080 about her dad being abusive towards Katherine... 233 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,782 And maybe Dylan, too. 234 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,414 Oh. So I'm thinking that it would be better 235 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:52,058 if you could get her to research somebody else in her family. 236 00:11:52,082 --> 00:11:53,790 Yeah. 237 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,754 Maybe you're right. 238 00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,797 Listen, I-I was talking to my mom, and... 239 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,369 Yeah. 240 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,723 I heard. 241 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:19,846 Susan? Hi. It's, uh, Bree. I'm glad you're home. 242 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:23,770 Uh, listen, I-I thought I might stop by for a little visit. 243 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:27,353 Hey. 244 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:30,456 Look, I've only got, uh, about an hour before my next job. 245 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,459 Uh, is it okay if I grab lunch in front of the TV? 246 00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:36,870 I wanted to watch the game. Oh, sure. I'll... I'll bring up a tray. 247 00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:39,105 Oh, thanks. 248 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,259 Bree thinks you're doing drugs. 249 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,312 She found this on her kitchen floor, 250 00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:47,974 and it's not aspirin. 251 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:50,977 Well, you know, my shoulder's been hurting lately. 252 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,749 She says it's a narcotic, and it's highly addictive. 253 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,221 Given your history... 254 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,323 Whoa, whoa, Susan, these... these were prescribed by a doctor 255 00:12:57,347 --> 00:12:58,985 right after my accident. 256 00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:01,788 I found a couple in the medicine cabinet, 257 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:04,060 and I've been carrying 'em around 258 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,762 in case my shoulder acts up. Really? 259 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,835 Yeah. Really. They were the last two. 260 00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:10,797 So you got nothing to worry about. 261 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:13,800 Oh, thank god! You have no idea where my mind went. 262 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:16,948 I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope, 263 00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:19,775 pawning our good silver to pay your dealer. 264 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,777 And we don't even have good silver, 265 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,780 so it got worse 'cause you had to knock over a gas station 266 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,858 to buy the silver to pawn it off. 267 00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,855 I was really making myself crazy. 268 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,316 I'm sorry about that. 269 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:32,318 But I reiterate... Old pill, no problem. 270 00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:35,291 I knew it. I'm so happy. 271 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,923 Mmm. Good. 272 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:38,925 Mm, now fix me some lunch, woman. 273 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:41,289 Oh! I wanna watch the damn game. 274 00:13:45,865 --> 00:13:47,834 Can I help you? 275 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:51,437 Yes, um, can you tell me who I would talk to 276 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,010 about having my baby circumcised? 277 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,812 What do you mean you can't help me? 278 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,987 I received a registered letter from your husband which reads, 279 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:03,990 "I do not wish for my son, Benjamin Hodge, 280 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,521 "to be circumcised. 281 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,394 Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife..." 282 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,396 "Please feel free to show her this letter 283 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,428 "and assure her of its wide distribution 284 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,600 "to hospitals and physicians 285 00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:17,208 across this and two neighboring states." 286 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:21,007 Does this seem too warm to you? That you even felt such a thing was necessary. 287 00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:24,610 Well, obviously, it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife. 288 00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,848 What's that supposed to mean? You don't trust me? 289 00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:29,845 I trust you not to break your word. 290 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,218 Since you've pointedly refused to give it, 291 00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:35,359 I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later. 292 00:14:35,383 --> 00:14:38,925 I'm only thinking of Benjamin. Be reasonable. 293 00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:40,556 You're the one who's unreasonable. 294 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,059 What have you got against untrimmed penises? 295 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,531 They're... unsightly. 296 00:14:46,957 --> 00:14:49,595 I do not want our son to be teased... 297 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:51,237 For being different. Do you? 298 00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:53,069 Ah, so in the end, 299 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,576 it all comes down to tradition and conformity. 300 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,075 What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity. 301 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:03,950 Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure. 302 00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:06,461 I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure 303 00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:08,976 is going to be reduced big-time! 304 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,188 Hey, sweetheart. 305 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,992 What's that? 306 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,186 Just something for school. 307 00:15:20,991 --> 00:15:23,291 What was that name you just typed in? 308 00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:27,173 We were assigned a genealogy project. 309 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:30,536 I have to do research on my father. 310 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,208 I will call your teacher. 311 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,911 She'll assign you a different project. 312 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,913 What do you think you're doing? 313 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,067 I am learning about my father. 314 00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,690 Dylan! For years, you have told me 315 00:15:44,714 --> 00:15:47,398 that my father is too evil to talk about. 316 00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:49,695 Now I find out you've discussed him 317 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:51,397 at a neighborhood game night?! 318 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:55,261 Regardless, I am still your mother, 319 00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:57,263 and while you're under my roof, 320 00:15:57,287 --> 00:15:59,265 you will obey my rules. 321 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,637 And what if I don't? 322 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,178 Are you gonna slap me again, kick me out of the house? 323 00:16:05,202 --> 00:16:08,244 Go ahead. Try it. See what happens. 324 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,017 I'm sorry, mom. 325 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,141 You can't stop me this time. 326 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:18,975 I am officially no longer afraid of you. 327 00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:34,400 And he needed something for the pain, so he happened to find 328 00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,651 the last two pills in the medicine cabinet, 329 00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:37,973 and he took 'em. 330 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,306 It's no big deal. 331 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,079 Let me show you something. 332 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,311 You see this breadmaker? 333 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,313 This is where I hid a bottle of chardonnay 334 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:49,715 after I told everyone I'd stopped drinking. 335 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,488 Oh, but this isn't the same thing. 336 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,520 Mike wouldn't lie to me about this. 337 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,122 Oh! 338 00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:58,164 And this rotating spice rack? 339 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,097 Those little airplane bottles of vodka 340 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,399 fit perfectly in the back. 341 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,636 He said there were no more pills. 342 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,603 I was looking him in the eye. 343 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,507 Susan, addicts are experts at deception. 344 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,339 My advice to you... 345 00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:17,183 Trust... 346 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,707 But verify. 347 00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:08,094 So... this is nice... 348 00:18:08,118 --> 00:18:10,288 Little family get-together. 349 00:18:11,661 --> 00:18:14,140 Why didn't you call Lucy? 350 00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:16,374 Oh, you know her, always busy. 351 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:21,377 So, mom... you look good. 352 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,471 Thanks. You seeing anybody? 353 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,153 Not that I wanna tell you about. 354 00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:29,255 Mm, still alone. 355 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,358 Ooh, look. The special is chicken. 356 00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:34,690 Doesn't that sound good? Ooh, order me one. 357 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:39,595 I-I'm going to the bar and... and check the score on the game. Have fun. 358 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,498 I know what this is, and I'm not doing it. 359 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,576 What? What? We're having lunch. She's not moving back in. 360 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,274 I resist your attempts to manipulate me. 361 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,276 Nobody is manipulating you. 362 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,607 My boundaries are strong. 363 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,610 I know what I want, and I deserve to be happy. 364 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,791 What have you got there? Are you reading from something? 365 00:18:56,815 --> 00:18:58,144 Okay! 366 00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:00,246 As soon as you invited me to lunch, 367 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,188 I called my therapist. 368 00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:03,489 And he told me 369 00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:06,297 you'd try to guilt me into taking mom back, but... 370 00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:08,594 "I will not be emotionally blackmailed." 371 00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:10,356 Give me that. 372 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,598 I already had her, Lynette. 373 00:19:12,622 --> 00:19:14,600 She stayed with me for two years... 374 00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:17,333 Two year sin which my weight ballooned. 375 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,765 She put me through four different hairstyles. 376 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:23,209 Once, she even brought home this guy she met at a bar. 377 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:26,672 She's so not like that now. 378 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,214 I don't care. 379 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,217 The day she moved out, I got my life back. 380 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,719 So if you wanna have lunch, fine. 381 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:35,351 But that's it. 382 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,523 Okay. Okay. 383 00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:40,186 Okay. 384 00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:50,487 Good for you. 385 00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,523 I'm sorry. 386 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,809 Where's the chicken? 387 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:07,313 Oh, yeah. Where is that waiter? I'm gonna go find him. 388 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,339 Just hear me out. 389 00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:15,826 If you trim the sides in a little, 390 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:19,525 I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going now. 391 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:20,826 Mom! 392 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,669 Well, I'm just saying that with the shape of your face, 393 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:26,437 you're not doing yourself any favors. Do you think 394 00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:28,604 you could go for one minute without being critical? 395 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,406 What are you talking about? 396 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,260 I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet. 397 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,213 "I reject your negativity. 398 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,247 I am as beautiful as I feel inside." 399 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,452 Oh, it's you. 400 00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:48,454 Thank you for calling about my painting. 401 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,397 I can't believe I forgot that. 402 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:53,721 Yeah, I know it meant a lot to you. 403 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,704 There's a hole in it. 404 00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:01,307 Yeah, I don't get modern art either. 405 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:02,968 Okay, Edie... 406 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,449 I know that you're angry right now, but... 407 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,313 You thinki'mangry? 408 00:21:07,337 --> 00:21:09,645 You should've seen Victor. 409 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,677 What? 410 00:21:11,701 --> 00:21:14,350 Yeah, we had a little chat. 411 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,328 Actually, he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife... 412 00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:19,325 Until I showed him some photos, 413 00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:22,628 and then he was just enraged. 414 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:25,492 It was a little scary. 415 00:21:32,522 --> 00:21:34,370 For god sakes, Carlos, 416 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,681 am I gonna have to change this number? 417 00:21:36,705 --> 00:21:38,404 Victor knows. 418 00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:40,306 Knows what? Everything. 419 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:42,848 Edie told him we're having an affair. 420 00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:44,850 No, that's impossible. He hasn't said a word. 421 00:21:44,874 --> 00:21:48,984 In fact, I've never seen him so sweet and attentive. 422 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,686 It's an act! 423 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,688 Edie said he was enraged. 424 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,391 Well, if he's so mad at me, 425 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:59,345 why would he take me on a boat trip? He took you on a boat? 426 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,769 Oh, crap. I think you need to get out of there. 427 00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:04,930 Gaby? 428 00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:06,632 Oh! 429 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:09,375 Oh, uh... 430 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:11,507 I-I was just talking to... Bree. 431 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,479 Oh. Oh, no, no. 432 00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:16,473 We agreed... total privacy. 433 00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:20,786 When we head home, you can have it back. 434 00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:24,640 And you can talk to... Bree as much as you like. 435 00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:40,636 Can I get you something? 436 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,530 No, I'm good. 437 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,373 You okay? 438 00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:50,716 Uh, actually, I'm really cold. 439 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,419 Maybe we should bail and do this another day. 440 00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:56,552 You know, when it's warmer. It'll warm up. 441 00:22:56,576 --> 00:23:00,486 Oh, okay, well, just in case, we should run back to shore 442 00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:02,357 so I can grab a jacket. 443 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,690 Gaby... 444 00:23:04,714 --> 00:23:06,732 You're not going anywhere. 445 00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:08,434 I'm not? 446 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:11,758 I know about everything... you, Carlos, the affair, everything. 447 00:23:13,823 --> 00:23:17,503 Okay. I am so sorry. 448 00:23:17,527 --> 00:23:19,505 But in my defense, 449 00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:20,976 you were always gone, 450 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,810 and you knew how needy I was when you married me. 451 00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:28,113 That's it? That's all you have to say to me? 452 00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:32,107 Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore. 453 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,396 What are you doing? 454 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,069 It's bad enough you've betrayed me. 455 00:23:44,093 --> 00:23:47,603 Now I have to listen to your whining? 456 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,928 I brought something for you. 457 00:24:00,470 --> 00:24:01,517 Gaby! 458 00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:06,452 Gaby! 459 00:24:06,476 --> 00:24:08,646 Gaby! 460 00:24:22,091 --> 00:24:23,869 What's that? 461 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:27,442 Everything I know about your father... 462 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,075 Date of birth, his mother's name, 463 00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:32,447 last known address. 464 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,450 It's everything you need to find him. 465 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,023 Wow. 466 00:24:38,047 --> 00:24:39,547 Thank you. 467 00:24:42,912 --> 00:24:46,492 Before you take this... 468 00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:48,716 You have to promise me something. 469 00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:54,640 Okay. 470 00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:57,743 You cannot bring him here... 471 00:24:57,767 --> 00:25:00,245 Or even tell him where I am. 472 00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:02,207 Why? 473 00:25:02,231 --> 00:25:04,850 The last time that I saw your father, 474 00:25:04,874 --> 00:25:07,853 it was to tell him that I was leaving him, 475 00:25:07,877 --> 00:25:10,637 and I was taking you with me. 476 00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:18,524 He, uh, he always liked to slap me around a little bit. 477 00:25:18,548 --> 00:25:22,127 But that night was... 478 00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:26,101 Unimaginable. 479 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,773 I don't remember everything. 480 00:25:27,797 --> 00:25:31,276 I-I was in pretty bad shape by the end of it. 481 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,879 But once he was done 482 00:25:33,903 --> 00:25:37,543 slamming my face into the wall, 483 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,945 he started choking me, 484 00:25:39,969 --> 00:25:42,217 and he kept screaming 485 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,691 that he was gonna kill me. 486 00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,693 And the last thought 487 00:25:47,717 --> 00:25:50,756 that I had... 488 00:25:53,122 --> 00:25:56,332 Was what would happen to you if I died. 489 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,330 So you can't tell him where I am. 490 00:26:05,334 --> 00:26:07,304 You just can't. 491 00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:18,023 Maybe you can talk to my teacher tomorrow... 492 00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:21,277 And have her give me another assignment. 493 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,153 Thank you. 494 00:26:48,738 --> 00:26:51,987 I told you, if you're gonna have a tree house... 495 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,759 You've gotta keep it clean. 496 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,597 Here. Take these and dump them by the front door. 497 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,351 Hey, what the hell are you doing?! 498 00:27:08,097 --> 00:27:11,707 Mom, hurry. Get out of the car. 499 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:13,008 Hey! 500 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,640 Hey, hey! Hey! 501 00:27:14,664 --> 00:27:17,713 No, no, no. You are not leaving those here. 502 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,784 Hi, mom. 503 00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:20,986 Take her away. Unh-unh, Lynette. 504 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:23,088 You may have been able to strong-arm the weak one, 505 00:27:23,112 --> 00:27:25,090 but not me. I'm not weak! 506 00:27:25,114 --> 00:27:28,101 Then why did you call me? Get out of our way. Lucy, every fight we have ever had 507 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,095 has ended with my foot on your neck. 508 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,699 I guarantee that this one's gonna end the same way, too. 509 00:27:33,723 --> 00:27:40,836 Maybe we should talk inside. 510 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:02,357 I'm often asked why the torah tells us 511 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:06,195 that a child must be circumcised on the eighth day of his life. 512 00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:09,765 Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer. 513 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,675 What a lovely ceremony. 514 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,778 I'm Deborah's friend Bree. 515 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:26,381 I have what may strike you as a very odd request. 516 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,683 Trust me, it won't be one I haven't heard. 517 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,815 Hmm. 518 00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,817 Do you think, while you're here, 519 00:28:31,841 --> 00:28:34,689 do could do a bris for my baby, too? 520 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,261 Okay, new one. 521 00:28:36,285 --> 00:28:37,923 Good for you. 522 00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:41,827 I know it might seem tacky piggybacking on Deborah's bris, 523 00:28:41,851 --> 00:28:45,400 but... we could do it in the den very quietly. 524 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,702 Uh, well, as we just saw, 525 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,435 there's so such thing as a quiet bris. 526 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:52,437 You said your name was Bree? 527 00:28:52,461 --> 00:28:55,480 Yes, Bree Hodge... 528 00:28:55,504 --> 00:28:57,142 Born rabinowitz. 529 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,915 Huh. I wouldn't have taken you for Jewish. 530 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:03,388 I should only have a nickel for every time I've heard that. 531 00:29:03,412 --> 00:29:05,390 Don't you want a proper bris 532 00:29:05,414 --> 00:29:08,401 with your friends and family there? I would love that, 533 00:29:08,425 --> 00:29:11,927 but my husband Orson... Big, stubborn, goy. 534 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:14,159 He says we should do nothing 535 00:29:14,183 --> 00:29:17,262 and let the child decide when he's grown. 536 00:29:17,286 --> 00:29:20,735 We don't pick our parents... We should pick our religion? 537 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,737 I wouldn't feel right doing this 538 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,040 without speaking to your husband. 539 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,272 Well, he's out of town, and... 540 00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:30,445 Our Benjamin is 8 days old today. 541 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,517 And if I don't do this, 542 00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:35,821 my grandma... 543 00:29:35,845 --> 00:29:37,152 Tzeitel... 544 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,855 Will never forgive me, may she rest in peace. 545 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:43,528 You realize that this is a covenant? 546 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:45,530 That whatever your husband says, 547 00:29:45,554 --> 00:29:47,192 you are promising 548 00:29:47,216 --> 00:29:49,916 to raise your child as a devout Jew? 549 00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,239 I swear to you before god 550 00:29:54,263 --> 00:29:59,073 that this child will be as devout a Jew as I am. 551 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:15,120 Hey, where have you been? I woke up, and you were gone. 552 00:30:15,144 --> 00:30:17,122 Oh, we had a very busy day. 553 00:30:17,146 --> 00:30:19,124 We dropped off the dry cleaning, 554 00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:21,426 we deposited money into our Christmas account, 555 00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:25,200 and then we got circumcised. 556 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,064 You did what?! 557 00:30:28,457 --> 00:30:31,436 It's just a little unsightly foreskin. He'll never miss it. 558 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:34,439 So why stop there? Why... why not cut off his testicles? 559 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,317 You obviously have no problem going after mine. Orson. 560 00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:39,314 Well, what do you call it, Bree? 561 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,987 Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this? 562 00:30:42,011 --> 00:30:43,989 I gave them very serious consideration. 563 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:45,996 But it's my blood running in his veins, 564 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,593 which ultimately makes it my decision. 565 00:30:48,617 --> 00:30:51,156 Your blood? 566 00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:55,560 So who am I to Benjamin? 567 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:57,611 A friendly uncle? A male nanny? 568 00:30:57,635 --> 00:30:59,404 Of course not. 569 00:30:59,428 --> 00:31:01,406 Then why do you treat me 570 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:03,468 like I'm anything less than his father? 571 00:31:03,492 --> 00:31:05,470 I mean, haven't I earned that 572 00:31:05,494 --> 00:31:07,517 during the course of our little hoax? 573 00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:10,045 I lied for you. I-I risked public humiliation. 574 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,878 I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself. 575 00:31:12,902 --> 00:31:14,549 I know that. 576 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:19,113 I see myself as Benjamin's father. 577 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:24,450 I need to know if you see me that way, too. 578 00:31:27,456 --> 00:31:30,416 I know how much you love Benjamin. 579 00:31:32,922 --> 00:31:35,200 I guess... 580 00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,502 I guess I just have to remember 581 00:31:37,526 --> 00:31:40,526 that it's love that makes us a family and not blood. 582 00:31:56,485 --> 00:32:00,915 Your son would like you to hold him. 583 00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:12,528 By the way, his Hebrew name is simcha. 584 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,313 I'll explain later. 585 00:32:23,973 --> 00:32:26,521 Oh, Carlos, thank god you're here. 586 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:27,492 Oh. 587 00:32:27,516 --> 00:32:29,694 Where is he? Where's Victor? 588 00:32:29,718 --> 00:32:32,457 Well, I-I clubbed him and knocked him overboard. 589 00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:34,229 He's in the ocean?! 590 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,540 He was going to kill me! He had a gun. 591 00:32:36,564 --> 00:32:39,604 Okay, okay, let me think. 592 00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:42,607 You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right? 593 00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:46,118 No, he's mad, but he wasn't dead. So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out. 594 00:32:46,142 --> 00:32:48,113 We'll call the police, show 'em the gun 595 00:32:48,137 --> 00:32:50,115 and tell that 'em that it was self-defense. 596 00:32:50,139 --> 00:32:51,569 You still have the gun? 597 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,647 It's in there. 598 00:33:04,513 --> 00:33:08,563 Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun. 599 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:12,497 There is no gun. 600 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:16,471 Ice pick? 601 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,304 What are you doing? I'm calling the coast guard. 602 00:33:19,328 --> 00:33:21,606 And tell them what, I knocked my husband overboard 603 00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:24,509 because he was coming after me with a sweater? 604 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:28,153 No, come on. We gotta go back out there. 605 00:33:28,177 --> 00:33:30,185 Guys, I can't be any clearer on this. 606 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:33,618 I am not taking her back. It's your turn, simple as that. 607 00:33:33,642 --> 00:33:35,620 I've had her for four months. 608 00:33:35,644 --> 00:33:38,223 I also had cancer for four months, 609 00:33:38,247 --> 00:33:41,166 and if I could've asked one of them to leave, 610 00:33:41,190 --> 00:33:44,169 I'm not sure which I would've picked. Oh, four months, boohoo. I had her for a year, 611 00:33:44,193 --> 00:33:47,210 and that was the year she joined the gin of the month club. 612 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,674 I don't have any room for her. 613 00:33:49,698 --> 00:33:52,177 I already have seven people in four bedrooms. 614 00:33:52,201 --> 00:33:55,180 There it is... the "I have a family" card. Congratulations. You can reproduce. 615 00:33:55,204 --> 00:33:57,512 We're all thrilled for you. 616 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,384 Why can't you take her? 617 00:33:59,408 --> 00:34:01,686 You are in that huge house all by yourself 618 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:04,719 that you got from the divorce. Dave and I are just separated. 619 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,726 There's a good chance that he's moving back in, 620 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:11,426 but not if mom is living there. Well, we can't just throw her out on the street. 621 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,259 I can. 622 00:34:14,283 --> 00:34:15,730 My therapist said 623 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,771 it's time for me to be a little more "Lydia-centric." 624 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:22,307 I really wanna meet this jackass. 625 00:34:22,331 --> 00:34:25,440 Okay, we all have our excuses, 626 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,721 but we gotta figure something out. 627 00:34:27,745 --> 00:34:29,714 Come on. She is our mother. 628 00:34:29,738 --> 00:34:32,046 Is she? 629 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,049 She never acted like one, not that I can remember. 630 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,130 I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation, 631 00:34:37,154 --> 00:34:38,683 wearing a housecoat. 632 00:34:38,707 --> 00:34:41,186 Okay, but the point is, she went. 633 00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,657 Remember that one Christmas? 634 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:46,491 And we came down, and there was mom under the tree, 635 00:34:46,515 --> 00:34:49,364 passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys. 636 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,566 My raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps. 637 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,299 Okay, she wasn't perfect, clearly. 638 00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:56,301 But she gave birth to us. 639 00:34:56,325 --> 00:34:59,204 We owe her our lives, and now that she needs us, 640 00:34:59,228 --> 00:35:01,746 we can't just turn our back on her. 641 00:35:01,770 --> 00:35:04,709 I know I'm supposed to feel guilty, but I don't. 642 00:35:04,733 --> 00:35:07,382 I don't either. 643 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:11,836 It's like you're saying you don't care about her. 644 00:35:13,882 --> 00:35:15,842 At all? 645 00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:21,666 And I don't understand that. 646 00:35:21,690 --> 00:35:24,369 Well... if you care so much, 647 00:35:24,393 --> 00:35:28,763 then the answer to the problem is sorta obvious, isn't it? 648 00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:33,778 We can help with money. 649 00:35:33,802 --> 00:35:36,312 I can send you $100 a month. 650 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,717 Wow. 651 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,719 I don't need your money. 652 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:47,752 I can take care of my mother all by myself. 653 00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:49,324 Lynette... 654 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,795 Here's how you can help... 655 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:53,658 Don't visit for the next few years, 656 00:35:53,682 --> 00:35:55,330 'cause it seems fairly likely 657 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:58,164 I won't have stopped hating you by then. 658 00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:05,340 I guess that's her way of asking us to leave. 659 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,342 Mom, where's grandma going? 660 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,236 Going? 661 00:36:25,214 --> 00:36:26,761 Wait. 662 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,293 What's that? 663 00:36:28,317 --> 00:36:30,935 Gaby! 664 00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:35,900 Here. Sit him here. 665 00:36:35,924 --> 00:36:38,943 Oh, my god. 666 00:36:41,970 --> 00:36:44,309 You tried to kill me. 667 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,911 Well, I came back for you, didn't I? 668 00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:49,784 What were you thinking?! Well, I thought you were trying to kill me. 669 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,287 I was just trying to talk to you, 670 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:54,289 see if we still had a chance. 671 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:57,392 I see that you're still screwing this guy. 672 00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,265 And what the hell is he doing on my boat?! 673 00:37:00,289 --> 00:37:02,327 You mean, besides saving your life? 674 00:37:02,351 --> 00:37:05,330 That was a big mistake, buddy. 675 00:37:05,354 --> 00:37:06,901 Oh, right. 676 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,903 Yeah, you're the guy that said 677 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,905 if anyone messed with your woman, 678 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:13,308 that you'd use your money to make 'em disappear. 679 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,980 But right now it's just you and me. 680 00:37:16,004 --> 00:37:18,814 So how tough are you without your a.T.M. Card? 681 00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:24,811 That's what I figured. 682 00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:27,852 Aah! Victor! 683 00:37:27,876 --> 00:37:29,854 Oh, my god! 684 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,328 Victor! Oh! Oh, my god! 685 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:35,730 Come on. Get up! Hey. Hey. 686 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,271 Get up. I wanna see the look on your face 687 00:37:38,295 --> 00:37:40,565 when the knife goes in. 688 00:37:40,589 --> 00:37:42,659 Ah! 689 00:37:46,034 --> 00:37:48,843 Oh, I'm getting pretty good at that. 690 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,546 Okay, let's pull him back in again. 691 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:54,549 What, are you crazy?! Oh, we'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble. 692 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:55,803 Victor! 693 00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:01,556 Where'd he go? Victor! 694 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:04,050 Victor! Victor! 695 00:38:25,634 --> 00:38:28,618 Maybe we should go back out and look some more. 696 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,915 We looked for six hours. He's gone. 697 00:38:30,939 --> 00:38:34,619 Oh, my god. We killed him. 698 00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:36,491 It was self-defense, right? 699 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:40,865 I mean, he was trying to kill us. We can't prove that. 700 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:45,029 This is bad, Gaby. 701 00:38:45,053 --> 00:38:48,063 Oh, when people find out we were on that boat with him, it... 702 00:38:49,658 --> 00:38:51,776 Maybe they won't. 703 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,708 What do you mean? 704 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:56,911 No one but you knows I was with Victor. 705 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,784 I'll say he went out alone. 706 00:38:59,808 --> 00:39:01,786 I told him I was leaving him, 707 00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:03,848 and he was depressed, suicidal even. 708 00:39:03,872 --> 00:39:06,020 Only one problem... 709 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,092 The boat's right here. 710 00:39:08,116 --> 00:39:12,357 Then maybe the boat needs to go back out... 711 00:39:12,381 --> 00:39:13,681 Alone. 712 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:36,951 Whatever you're thinking, I can explain. 713 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,954 I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar, 714 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:42,827 so say something that's not that. Susan, listen... 715 00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,829 Is it so horrible living with me? 716 00:39:44,853 --> 00:39:47,632 I mean, do I make you so miserable 717 00:39:47,656 --> 00:39:50,635 that you can't even face me without numbing the pain? 718 00:39:50,659 --> 00:39:51,996 Of course not. 719 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,668 I love you. 720 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:56,100 Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this! 721 00:39:56,124 --> 00:40:00,634 I mean, my god, Mike, we have a baby on the way! 722 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,578 Can I say something now? 723 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:07,011 Sure, go ahead. Oh, should I look you in the eyes? 724 00:40:07,035 --> 00:40:09,714 Does it make it easier for you to lie? 725 00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:11,956 I didn't tell you... 726 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:14,959 About the pills 'cause I didn't want you to feel guilty. 727 00:40:14,983 --> 00:40:17,091 Me feel guilty? 728 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:18,523 Yeah. 729 00:40:18,547 --> 00:40:20,595 When I put in that water heater for McCluskey, 730 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,467 I really wrenched my shoulder, 731 00:40:22,491 --> 00:40:25,470 and the doctor told me I should take a break, but I didn't 732 00:40:25,494 --> 00:40:28,478 because that was the day we found out you were pregnant. 733 00:40:28,502 --> 00:40:30,535 And from then on, all I have heard about 734 00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:33,878 are car seats and strollers and $10,000 preschools. 735 00:40:33,902 --> 00:40:36,010 You know, it didn't seem like 736 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,718 a really good time for me to quit working. 737 00:40:38,742 --> 00:40:41,616 Mike, we don't need any of that stuff. 738 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,549 Yeah. 739 00:40:44,573 --> 00:40:46,991 You say that now. 740 00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:49,694 But when Benjamin Hodge is in Harvard, 741 00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:53,918 and our kid's just a plumber like his dad... 742 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:59,934 I just want to be able to give him 743 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,458 the advantages I never got. 744 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,611 God, the only advantage he needs 745 00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:09,635 is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this. 746 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:16,681 You're right. 747 00:41:16,705 --> 00:41:20,625 I get it. Okay? 748 00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:21,756 I'm done. 749 00:41:24,753 --> 00:41:28,062 I wanna believe you. It's just... 750 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,134 That addicts are good at lying. 751 00:41:30,158 --> 00:41:33,237 Yeah. 752 00:41:33,261 --> 00:41:35,670 All right... 753 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,574 How about this? 754 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:54,040 You believe me now? 755 00:41:56,044 --> 00:41:57,722 Thank you. 756 00:42:00,689 --> 00:42:02,126 Deception... 757 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:05,750 You find it in all the best homes. 758 00:42:08,156 --> 00:42:12,856 Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children... 759 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:20,714 Women use it to help keep secrets... big and small. 760 00:42:24,573 --> 00:42:26,551 Lovers need it 761 00:42:26,575 --> 00:42:30,045 to cover up inconvenient accidents. 762 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:36,281 Why do people resort to deception? 763 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:42,236 Because it's a handy tool 764 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,739 that helps get us 765 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:47,773 exactly what we're looking for.